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Blog!
Okay. What the hell is wrong with people? I haven't been on Fubar all day... I come sit down... help a friend with HH... Check my friend requests, my new profile comments... pic comments... And this is what I find from a level 5 male I've never seen in my life that doesn't even have a real pic for his default: And he decided to go nuts with the 1's as well. Then he blocked me. This happened like 12 hours ago. Like I said, i was afk. So I couldn't even shout him and tell him thanks and I hope it was happy hour cuz he made me a lot of points with all his rude hateful comments about my girlfriend and me! So umm... If you care to "thank" him for me... This is him: Your Favorite Lesbian, EZ2FU P.S. Maybe he was mad when he found out I was gay cuz he thought EZ2FU meant "easy to fuck?" ?? LOL That's right! Your favorite lesbian is finally in an aucion! Now you can own your very own Easy To Use Disposable

Contest
HEY EVERYEONE CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?? JUST CLICK THE PICTURE BELOW AND RATE THE PIC THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO. ME AND MY HUSBAND ENTERED THE HOTTEST FU COUPLE!! OUR FIRST CONTEST TOGETHER WE ARE A REAL MARRIED COUPLE. HELP US OUT PLEASE!! Please help us out to win the hottest fu-couple. We are actually married in RL for over 2 years. All you have to do is go rate the pic no comments necessary. Please repost!! Click the picture: SO ALL I NEED YOU TO DO IS STOP BY AND RATE THIS PICTURE ONCE. ITS FOR A CONTEST THAT ME AND MY HUSBAND ARE IN AND ITS NOT A BOMBING ONE SO IT WONT TAKE YOU LONG. SO IF YOU COULD JUST TAKE A MINUTE OUT OF YOUR TIME TO STOP BY AND RATE THIS FOR ME AND THEN REPOST THIS FOR ME?? PLEASE AND THANKS

I've Learned.......
That LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. But DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. Eveything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. To be continued.... These lyrics...this is how I feel about life. Summer, Highland Falls Artist:Billy Joel

Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years o

2 New And Old Friends
I`ve been recently told that because of what i have written in my about me that im bitter,mad,and a bitch. I`m far from being any of that. Just ask my friends or family. I`m sure they will be glad to tell you. All anyone sees on these about me`s is words on a screen. You can not see or here the tone of voice or the emotion backed behind it. So plz do not judge because of what i have written. Thats just not right. I don`t judge people on what they write. Its not my job to judge someone thats GOD`S job and no one esles. Judge me,and I`ll prove you wrong. If your still here after reading all this and still wanting to be a friend i commend you. If you dont like what i have said or done please do not add me.

Weather
hahaha - doorbell ringing every half hour or so with guys wanting $ to shovel driveso I answer the door drunk in robe with beer in hand, "I'm broke...and do I look like I'm going anywhere?" "By the way - would you want to run up & get me a bottle of vodka while you're out?" The snow here is brutal! My brother, Jonny is laying in the snow making a snow angel (with his dog) and refuses to get up until Alexa makes a digital documentary. Quote: BadLori, "she won't give us the camera OR come out to take pictures" Jonny, "She better cuz I ain't coming in til she does...I'll die out here." BadLori, "There's gonna be a showdown." Alexa & Gerard watch smiling out the window. Alexa with update, "he's NOT dead." ...approaching footsteps Jonny, "you got plastic? I'm camping outside today." BadLori, "yeah, but I need that to wrap bodies." ok - so we've been up all night and we're drunk as fuck - Jonny proceeds to set up camp in the back yard...

Just For Fun
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..

How Important Are Looks?
With a lot of failures in relationships and rejectons from dates it raises the question.. is it really a partners personality the atracts people or is it just all about the looks? I may not be much to look at but there's more to a persons looks like how much they can truly care for someone and how they show their love. Don't get me wrong... if by some miracle i had a beautiful, slim girl ask me on a date then i'd jump straight in there but i still look for inner qualities. So the question begs... what's is more important to you.. looks, or heart???

Introducing Me...
Well, I think the time has come to BURN MY FLAG! You heard me right. I am a Marine Corp veteran. During the first war in Iraq, Daddy Bush cut many many benifets for our vets. Well, I went for an eye appt at VA yesterday. 80 Miles round trip. They tell me I need glasses, but I have to go elsewhere because of "cuts in government spending". WTF??? Well, if this is how Uncle Sam is gonna treat the MEN AND WOMEN that stood up for their country...he can KISS MY FKN ASS!!! No, I WONT wrap myself in it first. And yall can say anything you like. I DONT FKN CARE ANYMORE!!! Im tired of seeing all the fkn immigrants getting financial assistance while we have HOMELESS VETS living in the streets. Proud American? NOT ANY MORE!!! My Cherokee flag is going up, MAYBE, with the US flag UPSIDE DOWN under it!!! THE LAW IS THE LAW! I really love this one. This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over! So Be It! THE LAW

Me
WELL HERES A LIL BOUT ME READY??? OK MY NAME IS STEVE IM 35 YEARS OLD I AM VERY SINGLE AND LOOKING I AM TIRED OF THE "PLAYERS" AND THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAY ARE SUMTHING THAY ARE NOT IF YOU ARE REAL AND FROM THE TOLEDO OHIO AREA AND WOULD LIKE TO KICK IT HIT ME UP IM DOWN FOR REAL I AM A CONTRATOR FOR A LARGE DISTRIBUTER IN THE TOLEDO AND S/E MICHIGAN AREA UMM IF THERES ANYTHING ELSE YA WANNA KNOW LET ME KNOW

Hmm..leaving I Think
Yeah I think I kinda need a break from things and am seriously thinking about moving back to the mid-west. I dont really see much of anything changing for the better here for me. Just nothing is right friends aren't right life isn't right. No worries I will give a heads up to those lil bit of you who know me enough to miss me. Just things will be better all the way round this way I think.

What I Dont Get Is..
Area 1: Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Wanted to hold me? Wanted to date me? Broke my heart? Kept something important from me? Area 5: "X" marks the spot Would you.... [ ]Kiss me.. [ ]Hug me.. [ ]Date me.. [ ]Kill me.. [ ]Love me.. [ ]Hate me.. [ ]Hold me.. [ ]Lie to me.. [ ]Hurt me.. [ ]Sing with me.. [ ]Dance with me.. [ ]Grind with me.. [ ]Cuddle with me.. [ ]Let me make a move on you.. [ ]Make a move on me.. [ ]Wat

I Know Well I Have No Right To Love You:
I know well I have no right to love you: I gave you up, and now you're with my friend. But I can't stop myself from thinking of you, Even though that's not what I intend. I want you but I also don't want you To hurt my friend by breaking up with her. So things go wrong no matter what you do; I long for what I don't want to occur. Ah, me! I'm in a soap and can't get out! Help me if you can by being kind. I tell you this to banish any doubt That I'll be waiting, if you're so inclined. But please, please, if my friend still has your love, Forget completely what I've spoken of.

Be Gentle: What You're Holding Is My Heart
Be gentle: What you're holding is my heart. Remember in your honesty my pride. If you don't want to see me, please don't hide The truth, yet tell it with some art. Though you may not have asked for me to call, A single leap of hope must be allowed. Not easily are shy songs sung out loud. Yet now I wait alone outside your wall.

Stupid People
you know what I don't understand about people... why they feel that they must announce the obvious to you... To all of my friends on here that know me or actually have spoke to me for any length of time, they know that I am a BIG GIRL... I don't hide it or lie about it... I use real pics on here and am not ashamed of the way I look... There is more to me then my looks but obviously some people do not realize that.. I just love coming home from working all day, to a random message in my sb saying that I am ugly and then the next day another message from the same person calling me a fat ass!! OMG!!! First of all if you feel the need to insult me atleast be original!! Like I haven't been called a fat ass before? WTF ever!!! I am all woman and 100% real and to the losers such as this one that cannot accept a real woman stay the fuck off my page, block me, do what you got to do because I sure the fuck don't need you as a friend!! To those of you that know me know that I can be your best fri

Doctor's Visit
i have been to the doctor.... not good first i found out i'm pregnant, and in the middle of a miscarriage. so they have to go in and take the rest of it out. second, i have a 5cm sized cyst on my left ovary, they have to go in and take that out. third, i have a 3-4 inch lump on my right breast and i have to go to the breast clinic next friday to get that checked out... i'm pretty upset and don't know what to do and my parents have basically grounded me, not allowed to go anywhere, do anything, work, nothing. so, i'll be online here and there cause i am bored out of my mind, i hope to see some of my friends on here... ttysoon, suzy

Softly, Kendra
And another day I am awoken with a phone call that one of my best friends has passed away. Her name is Adrianna..I called her many things including Adiedoo, Adri-ya-ya, or just Adri. Her brother called me this morning, and I won't go into details because I am not sure what the family wants, but never the less, she is not here anylonger. I feel pissed at not only death itself, but at myself for the time I wasted not being around her. We were inseperable at one point, then when Dawn and I broke up things took a different turn. I suppose it was hard going from the "Trio" we were used to, down to dealing with me drinking my sorrows away at the local pub and watching me die slowly, and Dawn starting her new life, with her new college friends and new boyfriend. It was too much for her, and well..I was being selfish. I fucking hate myself for that. She saw both of her once "best friends" travel down different roads and become people she no longer recognized. Fuck man, thats just horrible. Tha

I Shall Be Free No.10 By Bob Dylan
I'm just average, common too I'm just like him, the same as you I'm everybody's brother and son I ain't different from anyone It ain't no use a-talking to me It's just the same as talking to you. I was shadow-boxing earlier in the day I figured I was ready for Cassius Clay I said "Fee, fie, fo, fum, Cassius Clay, here I come 26, 27, 28, 29, I'm gonna make your face look just like mine Five, four, three, two, one, Cassius Clay you'd better run 99, 100, 101, 102, your ma won't even recognize you 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, gonna knock him clean right out of his spleen." Well, I don't know, but I've been told The streets in heaven are lined with gold I ask you how things could get much worse If the Russians happen to get up there first. Wowee! Pretty scary! Now, I'm liberal, but to a degree I want ev'rybody to be free But if you think that I'll let Barry Goldwater Move in next door and marry my daughter You must think I'm crazy! I wouldn't let him do it for all th

Eighty-six Must Be Our Secret Number
Eighty-six must be our secret number To say we are in love among a crowd. We are one whenever we're together, Though we daren't mention it out loud. We giggle at the same idea unspoken And smile in simultaneous disdain, Existing in a single cell unbroken, Two nuclei alike in joy and pain. Outwardly we are just closest friends Because we do not wish to cause distress. But when we're grown, the fairy tale ends As we come out in more authentic dress. Meanwhile we're ourselves in secrecy, Our silence merely adding to our glee.

Member Needs Our Help
Superman {Enforcer Of The Flamming Hearts & Wish Bone of T.H.U.G.S.}@ fubar OK FLAMMING HEARTS LETS DO THIS HE NEEDS OUR HELP THANKS LATINA69 prmami1 ( Co-Founder of the Flamming Heart & Manager of Total Chaos)@ fubarOK FLAMMING HEARTS MEMBER OF OUR FAMILY NEEDS OUR HELP TO LEVEL LETS TRY OUR BEST TO HELP HER OUT THANK AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS LATINA69 **Stargazer**(member of Flamming hearts )@ fubar all members of the flamming hearts a member needs our help to level so lets try and do whats in our power to help her thanks

My Babbles
walkin' down this crazy road wondering which way to go why cant your eyes see me since you said you'd never leave *************chorus************* there under the streetlight she sold her soul she was tired of her life never wanting to grow old she fell down to her knees then she cried she turned her eyes upward screaming - god i tried ******************************** i sit here deep in thought figuren' where you've gone thank god for the rain hiding all my tears of shame **********************chorus********************* through the dark and moonless night quietly reflecting on our life my soul is points of light what you did wasn't right **********************chorus********************* bridges burn, tables turned bad luck following at your heels nowhere left to run and hide now you know how i feel **************chorus*************** bye - bye baby so long ill think of you when i sing this song you want to love me, but my need is gone come around lat

Kids Caughtto Love Them .
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst! !' and it didn't move." 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out

The Soap Box
if I have done or said anything to hurt those I love ... I truly apologize ..... If what I did today caused hurt or harm I truly apologize. There was no malice or ill intent. I wasn’t trying to cause the ruckus that came about… I do see that giving Me the cold shoulder is malicious.. it is meant to hurt..and it does …. Mamma Bear '~Twisted Goddess~' I don't accept blank requests this is how My name shows up on My profile page ... one has to go past this and basic stats to rate or fan Me ... so why do I get so many damn blank requests? and then people get pissy when I send them this auto response "thank you for your friends request... I am declining it at this time... I do not accept blank requests... you are more than welcome to try again, after you have read My profile" this is the latest dolt to add to the block list ...lol Little_E: fuck off Little_E: there ya go a 1 is that better.. some boys get so pissy .... grow the fuck up !

Dylon's Divas
We're wise We're proud We have strength beyond measure We've gained it through years Of pain and of pleasure. We're woman of mystery Woman to treasure We hold our love deep We give to those that truly matter. You cannot gain what we are By subtle subterfuge We cannot be bought or sold We cannot be used or abused. We've gain our powers Right down through the ages Our life experiences have taught us much And you should be aware of such So be prepared big bad world For we are woman of inspiration Be prepared all others For we will rock creation. And surrender yourselves To all that we are Make way world For Dylon's Divas For we are the best there are!! written by APhoenixRisingFromTheAshes

Hi There
hi,anyone wanna help someone that really needs it? help someone less unfortunate this holiday season.this is 100% real not a scam.i am a real person and found this and i am trying to help someone who has less than i do i bought a gift for each child and want to see if anyone else will do the same.its legit its through amazon .somethings are like $5.00 bucks,almost anyone can spare that just want to say hi and happy holidays.if there is anyone out there a little more fortunate than most and want to do something good for some really really great kids heres what you can do!! this is not scam and it is through amazon. no peronal info never changes hands its just something im trying to get ppl to help woth.somethings are like 5.00 bucks not really expensive at all

What Are Friends For?
I DONT TALK ABOUT ANYONE OR SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT ANYONE,CUZ IM NOT THAT TYPE OF GIRL,WELL APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE DO IT.IM ALSO NOT THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO LIKES TO KEEP THINGS A SECRET AND DO THINGS SECRETLY,IM STRAIGHT UP FOWARD AND I NEVER HIDE ANYTHING.IM NOT REALLY SURPRISED THAT THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE THAT DO THOSE THINGS,People who are like that and live their lives that way *ACTUALLY* HAVE NO LIFE,ALL THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IS........LIE,BREAK HEARTS,CHEAT,KEEP THINGS A SECRET,AND ACT THINGS OUT.Your not a friend of mine if thats how you wanna be!

Im Sorry U Can Put The Blame On Me
Get your player at Mp3Profiles.com i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough.i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference.i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

Miss U
I miss you... It's sad when people you know,became people you knew... And when you can walk right past someone that at one part in your life was a big part of your life... And how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life...and now you can barely look at them....

For Everyone Who Really,wants To Know Who I Am..
I'm not like alot of people here,as some may already kmow. I post: 1)real pics of me 2)say what's on my mind 3)is confident and secure stuff about me. This is how I know I'm a real person.if you don't like what I say or do then fuck you.I'm here to meet real people like myself. Thanks to all my true friends I think you know who you are. Loves ya!! When I was a teen I screwed up alot,and I mean alot.I was a delinquint more than you know.I was in and out of juvenile hall more times than I can count,Then when I was 15 I really screwed up,and went to a juvenile prison for 2 yrs.Then to a group home after that.but I did graduate from High school,then went to college for about a year,then,That wasn't me.So I started driving truck,I've been quite successful in my career.and in my life since then. But the thing is when people would ask me,If I could go back and change anything in my life what would it be? my answer is and always will be NOTHING.I think that I made bad

Wonderful!
have you ever been teased by someone,that you got the hots for,it damn near drives you out of your mind?Well,I have,and it is torture.And they call us females teases!BS!Grrrrrrrrrrrr,it is driving me up the wall!I dont think I can take this much longer.So I'm just gonna FUCK...take a cold shower,and not look at your damn pic!No,I wont,much as I want to!Not going to give you the satisfaction!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!SO fucking frustrating! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Angie Date: Dec 23, 2007 10:28 AM I don't know who they areSaying I can't greet the crowdThe way that I want toCan't say CHRISTMAS out loud. I walk into a business placeSee things that I rather not seeBut dare I not say CHRISTMASAnd ask for a "holiday" tree. What happened to freedom of speechAnd living in the land of the freeHow can they take my CHRISTMAS moneyBut can't say MERRY CHRISTMAS to me. Men and women have given their livesSo we could still go freeI wonder how they would

The Tumbleweed Saloon
Hey everyone! That's right...there is a NEW Country Saloon coming soon right here on FUBAR! The Lounge is already in place and the LIVE Streaming signal will be in testing for the next few days sporatically with the signal going LIVE 24/7 on January 1st. Head on over and give a look at Fubar's newest Country Music Lounge "The TUMBLEWEED Saloon" by following this link http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53028

Christmas Alone
dont leave a friend alone on christmas! things happen weather its money or time people get stuck on the holidays with noone or no place to go so on that day remember to call write email or just knock on there door and say hello and happy holidays!!

Jingle Bells
If xmas could be an olympic sport, I would like to see the following events in it... speed house xmas light decorating. Synchronized gift unwrapping Timed turkey eating followed by a napping dash Xmas cookie tossing Of course xmas is becoming more stressful as each year goes on.. the gift that you wanna get is never in walmart. Gas prices go up so you end up spending more at the pumps than you do at the stores. Maybe someday.. xmas would be just families enjoying each other and bring home made gifts.. :D I hope i get my guitar hero. home made wrapping.. :D Jingle bell in the air at walmart the aisles fill with the folks. All looking for "who's smarter than a 5th grader" Christmas at walmart is a joke. Deck the walls with drips of beer, As i drink away all my holiday cheer, Because i know i'm not on santa's list I have been a bad boy this year! OH please come the new year fast and quick, for i wanna go piss the night away! ald lang sein for what e

Guitarist Extreme Extraordinaire
well be fairly new to fubar i find this site attractive....to say the least. i have met a new girl and have already made some good friends. my cocern is time spent on this site....so with that in mind do you think there is a certain addiction and do you spend too much time here ?? http://www.halfsteptovenus.com My Music my band my pics et all! http://www.halfsteptovenus.com/

Soo Hot
HERE COME THOSE BUTTERFLIES AGAIN CHASING AWAY ALL THAT SELF DOUBT AND UNWORTHINESS CONVERSATINS SO SMOOTH AND FLOWING I'M SO ANXIOUS JUST TO HEAR WHAT ELSE YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT WHAT IT DOESNT MATTER I JUST LONG TO HEAR YOUR VOICE YOU'RE SO PRIVATE NOT WILLING TO OPEN UP TO ME LET ME IN YOUR WORLD SO I CAN SEE THINGS THE WAY YOU SEE HERE COMES THAT SELF DOUBT AND UNWORTHINESS WHERE ARE THE BUTTERFLIES HEAVY HEARTED CONSTANTLY CRAVING YOU YOURE ALWAYS ON MY MIND YOUR TOO BUSY I'M NOT EVEN NEAR THE TOP OF YOUR LIST SO I GET NONE OF YOUR TIME I WISH I COULD SEE JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING IN YOUR EYES TO HELP ME BRING BACK THE BUTTRFLIES YOU LOOK AT ME THAT WAY AND SAY JUST 1 OR 2 THINGS I NEED YOU TO SAY AND HERE COME THE BUTTERFLIES AGAIN EVENTUALLY YOU'LL FIND OUT WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY I CAN'T PUT IT INTO WORDS CAUSE TO YOU IT WOULD SOUND TOO SHALLOW SOMETHING SO SIMPLE YET SO HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING SO IMPORTANT TO A WOMAN YET SO INSIGNIFICANT TO A MAN I

Stuck
the company i drive for thinks that just because the weather is bad that i can't drive in it i don't have a problem with it hell i love driving in snow but they cancal mr run back north and tharefor i'm stuck someware on long island sence yesterday my next run is monday morning so i wont get home till monday night sometime but that not what pissed me off thar esaying i only get layover pay for 12 hours i will get paied for monday going back north but i'm going to loose tuesday's pay what you you think about that? let me know

Writings
This is something that i was sent that i think everyone should read. This is happening in homes around the world please read and lets stop this!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to

Random Poems By Me
When troubles bring you down and you don't know what to do, just look inside your heart and you'll know that I love you. Every one has a destiny to find, looking in your eyes I have found mine. You're all I ever wanted, you're all I'll ever need. I will be yours always, you will have my love for eternity. Just beyond the sunset Someone waits for me Just beyond the sunset Lies my destiny Where the purple mountains Lie in deep tranquility There I’ll find the treasure Of love eternally Just beyond the sunset Waits someone so fair Just beyond the sunset All alone they wait there Their hair is golden The colour of the sand Their eyes sparkle in the night Like diamonds in your hand Just beyond the sunset Lies a home for me Where the world is peaceful Like a paradise should be Just beyond the sunset Someday is where you’ll find me

My Feelings
Have you ever felt utterly and absolutely alone even though you are surrounded by people, friends and family? That's how I feel 24/7. I have people that love and care for me all around me but I feel like I can't confide in anyone. There are only two living things that I can talk to, confide in and trust to keep my deepest darkest secrets and those two creatures are my beloved Basset Hounds, Sneakers and Buster. I try to make friends at every opportunity but it's hard for me to just walk up to someone and start a conversation much less become friends. One person I know can't figure out how I can call people I have met on-line friends and start a relationship with them. I can do it because I don't have to actually talk to them. By using an IM or e-mail I can pick and choose my words carefully. I'm not a social butterfly by any means. I'm the guy you see sitting at the bar ignoring everybody and everything. Sometimes I wonder if I have some form of depression. When I go to wor

What's Pissing Me Off Now.
I've noticed a large amount of women on here over the age of 30 calling themselves baby girl or some variation there of. I find this to be creepy, sad, and rather pathetic. No one over 30 should be calling themselves baby anything. You are an adult now, time to grow the fuck up already. Thank you and goodnight. Love, Tim. YOu ever get the feeling you are being ignored? Not just by one person but everyone? No one responds to anything you say or do? For days on end? Its rather annoying to say the least, cuz I'm almost positive I ain't done shit to anyone. What the fuck is with people on here? Ya try to make conversation, get to know people, make friends and all you get is ignored or after a few lame attempts at conversation they just stop talking to you. I don't get it. I ain't being disrespectful or ignornant to anyone yet I can't even get a fucking hello from anyone. The only exception to this has been a few people from the After Hours lounge. Shit, I can't even get someone I've kn

I Believe In You & Me
When the daylight is ending & you start to dream away I hope you see me & remember my name My sweet baby..My beautiful lady I hope you see me & remember my name Pasts keeps calling Bringing bad memories Days best 4gotten & left where they are Dried up & buried You'll always wear the scars Dried up & buried You'll wear the scar Footsteps taken On roads less traveled Intentions mistakened Always unravels Will you hold me Make it all clear Or will you leave me Standing here... I guess dreams really do come true..Every once in awhile..Things will work out 4 you..but those are few & far between..You can get broken, waiting on these.. "By now, you think I'd figure it out...What this Crazy life is all about...By Now,you think I would know...How 2 let my feelings show"......Threw my pennies into the wishing well....Yearning 4 the secrets that noone would tell..I'm Looking 4 answers maybe I'll never find..But I'll keep on searching till I run out of time.."By Now, you'

Dj Brae @ Aftershock Bar & Grill
IF YOU HAVEN'T MET THIS BEAUTIFUL ... TALENTED AND EVER SO SEXY DJ... YOU ARE IN FOR A REAL TREAT... COME ON OVER TO... AND LISTEN FOR YOURSELF TO THIS SEXY SIREN.. WITH THE EVER SO SENSUAL VOICE... SHE'S THE ONE.... SHE'S THE ONLY... ONE OF THE HOTTEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN HER LISTEN TO SOME COOL ASS TUNES!! CHAT WITH HER... AND... GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR THIS PLACE IS TOO COOL TO MISS OUT!! SO WHATCHA WAITIN ON?!?!?!? SHE ROCKS!!!! AND SHE'LL PLAY THE TUNES YOU WANNA HEAR!! OH..... AND.. SHE'S SO SEXY.... SHE'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ KULVIR~*~(Lea

To All My Peeps
IF YOU HAVE PROBLME WITH ME THEN TAKE IT UP WITH ME NOT EVERY1 AND ME SO IF YOU DOUT ME THEN YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME SO IF YOUR ALL BOUT THE PETTY CHIT THEN DONT EVEN TALK TO ME AND IF YOU BRING IT ME WYA ILL JUST CLEAN HOUSE ADN GET RID OF YOU LIKE IA HAVE DONE SO IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AFTER THIS AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND IM NOT SAYIN NAMES SO YOU DONT THINK IM ATOTAL ASS BUT IM JUST ME ADN IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY HIT ME ON YAHOO OR LEAVE ME A MESSAGE IN ME BOX AND ILL GET BACK WITH YOU WHEN I CAN BUT DONT THINKI WONT FORGET BOUT WHAT HAS BEEN DONE SO HAVE AGREAT DAY AND IF YOU DONT THATS ON YOU ILL SEND YOU A PAIR OF FLIP FLOPS AND ADILDO SO IF YOU DONT LIKE THE FLIP FLOPS YOU CAN TAKE THE DILDO AND GO F&*$% YOURSELF FROM ME JJ i might or might not me on for a bit im out on the road adn im workin on getttin home so every 1 be good or atleast be good at it or dont even try cause youll jest hurt your self triin hugs to a

Christmas
I dont know what iam doin but rating an adding but i have sure been getting hit with a lot of Bouncer ID checks. It is starting to get old real fast. Any one know why it is happening? Want to wish every one on fubar a very Merry Christmas an a Happy New Year. Every one be safe.

My Poems And Lyrics
Write with a pen Seal with a kiss If you love me Please answer me this Do you love me Or do you not You told me once But I forgot So tell me now And tell me true So I can tell you I love you Of all the guys I've ever met You're the one I won't forget And if I die before you do I'll go to HEAVEN and wait for you If you're not there on Judgment Day I'll know you went the other way I'll give the Angels back their wings And risk the loss of everything Just to prove my love is true I'd go to HELL to be with you I met a boy I loved so well He came and took my love from me And now he's going to set me free He sat a stranger on his knee And told her things he never told me Then I went home and cried on my bed Not a word to my mother had I said My father came home late that night And looked for me left and right He came upstairs the door he broke And found me hanging by a rope He took a knife and cut me down By his picture a note was found In this note it ha

George Carlin's Thoughts For 2008
Carlin's New Rules For 2008 New Rule #1: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. New Rule #2 : Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain?? Trout? New Rule #3 : Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule #4 : There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket; water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your fla

My Living Will
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.

Random Blogs
Finally some good news. I got my computer fully fixed and upgraded which means that O.K. Studio is now up and running again. Here's a list of the stuff I had to get. New power supply New motherboard (ASUS M2N32-SL Deluxe Wireless Edition) AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core Processor 4000+ New RAM (Patriot Viper DDR2 - 4 GB total) New graphics card (NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GT Alpha Dog Edition 512 MB DDR3) Total cost: about $600 ...Not! Well this is was happened. Earlier this week, I was copying an edited version of Halo 2 over to my modded Xbox (which I had called Xbox Red). I leave for a moment to go to the bathroom while it was copying the files over to the hard drive on my Xbox Red. Suddenly after finishing my business, I hear a loud *POP* and I said to myself "what the fuck was that?" and then rushed into my room to find my Xbox Red with smoke coming out from it. I unplugged the power cord from it without even having to think and I took it to the kitchen and took the cover

Shity!
Toilet Paper Current mood: crappy Category: Shopping Something you never think about, till you get down to the last sheet.... Lets look at toilet paper, shell we....... Man, are there a lot of brands out there or what...and styles, wow. Ones with quilts, one with pillows...(pillows, i don't want to sleep with the damn stuff) one with stars, one ply, two ply, no ply.....200 sheets, 5000 sheets.(5000 sheets, get out)...makes my head spin.....takes me 20 minutes in the paper isle. Single roll, double roll....triple roll (can't even get that one on the damn roller)...and scent, you want smell, check out your T.P. (before u use it)...you want jasmine, you got it!!!....honeysuckle, right again, flower mist....you get the point.......and color, we got white, blue, green, pink, flowered, stripped....a virtual paint store. maybe it's just me but IDK what color it is as long as my hand dosn't go though it......and versatile, man, this stuff is great...You can write a letter on

Science
By Clara MoskowitzStaff Writer @ SPACE.COMposted: 12 February 200811:38 pm ETAstronomers have glimpsed what may be the farthest galaxy we've ever seen, providing a picture of a baby galaxy born soon after the beginning of the universe.Images taken with the Hubble Space Telescope have revealed the galaxy at almost 13 billion light-years away, making it the strongest candidate for the most distant galaxy ever seen, said European Southern Observatory astronomer Piero Rosati, who helped make the discovery.Since the galaxy is so far away, its light took ages to reach us, so what we see now is a snapshot of how this galaxy looked 13 billion years ago. At that point in time, the galaxy would have been newly formed, so the new observations provide a baby picture."We certainly were surprised to find such a bright young galaxy 13 billion years in the past," said astronomer Garth Illingworth of the University of California, Santa Cruz, a member of the research team. "This is the most detailed loo

After Jan 2 , I Will Be
I have made alot of great friends on here its been a blast, but i have so much on my plate too many sites i promote on trying keep up with them, manage and dj on round up radio i must focus more on my career and promoting in all media and working with my new pardner Axe Studio for the indies, if you have a myspace would like send me request there please do www.myspace.com/roundupcowboyhaven

Why Women Cry
opinions are like assholes everyone's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks. Why Women Cry A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I

My Poems
This a small poem about fears I used to have: The fear of been Lonely. ME. Questions without answers, “How does it feel when you feel That you are nothing for someone? ” Anger, accidents... The misfortunate always Crawls alone... The stigma you gave me, I wear it with pride, Your eye is always Watching me, I am still here, Crawling, Surviving! I am a loaded gun, Always ready to shoot, Always ready to hurt... But I never do, Because I know How much A wound hurts! Sadness, loneliness... The misfortunate always Dies alone... In the death bed, I’ve seen myself, Yes, I will die alone, I will scream and cry, I will bleed alone... No warm and loving arms Will be around me, No one will care for me! “Why in front of my pain, You remain indifferent and cold? ” The misfortunate always Dies without an answer! And so be it. I am alone………… MRRCP 2007 Angel by me You are a wild flower the sun that

Rates
ok so today i wake up after the glitch fubar had last night and now when i visit peoples profile , it will not let me rate the profile , but i can rate pics...i mean wtf? if anyone knows anything please help me out. i am computer stupid!! lmao thanks in advanced!!! :)

Some People's Children
Hmmm he blocked me?!?! What a douche! He rated me a bunch of 1s and then turned into a pussy when I confronted him. LOL slim: stfu nazi ->Mrs. Robinson: what's with all the 1s ->Mrs. Robinson: thanks for the points http://fubar.com/user/1214863 Ok I know it's long as hell but damn is it funny! ->Mrs. Robinson: then why do you still reply My Coke Re...: maybe if I gave to shits on what you really had to say I would actually listen ->Mrs. Robinson: maybe we need to just agree to disagree and find you a new psychologist My Coke Re...: no, if YOU hadn't said anything, we wouldnt be in this situation. ->Mrs. Robinson: well if you didn't get so angry and defensive in the first place we would be in this situation now would we My Coke Re...: I would have if you did make that rude comment, but again, that's your ammo, getting people pissed off & then trying to see what truly is wrong with them, when in most cases it absolutely nothing. ->Mrs. Robinson: you could have mo

Just Read This
It was almost Christmas time There I stood in another line Trying to buy that last gift or two I'm really in the Christmas mood Standing right in front of me Was a little boy waiting anxiously Pacing around like little boys do And in his hands he held A pair of shoes And his clothes were worn and old He was dirty from head to toe And when it came his time to pay I couldn't believe what I heard him say Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my Momma please It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size Could you hurry Sir? Daddy says there's not much time You see, she's been sick for quite a while And I know these shoes will make her smile And I want her to look beautiful If Momma meets Jesus, tonight. They counted pennies for what seem like years And cashier says son there's not enough here He searches is pockets franticly And he turned and he looked at me And he said Momma made Christmas good at our house Most years she just did without Tell me Sir Wh

To All Wanna Be Friends
Everyone on here post blog's and Mumm's and expectyou to go read and reply and comment. Well so did I and needed some help on a small matter, and not the first person replied or responded back. So from now on if you want my opinion or need me to help out, forget it want happen.

Quotations Amongst Myself
How it is we collide and find ourselves twisted in a wreck of emotions, but it is the heart that remains and never truly walks away without the injury of hurt. -Rod P. Stapleton A writer is not only a writer, a writer is an artist, for what a painter does with a brush a writer simply does with words. -Rod P. Stapleton It is not that I fear death, for I do not fear dying when amongst such beauty, it is that I fear to see such beauty die before me. -Rod P. Stapleton In life it is not ones heart that is in agony when violated, it is ones spiritual intellect, which takes flight to hide from the veracity of vitality itself. -Rod P. Stapleton Birds sing, I sing, maple runs sweet from its birthplace, I as well was born sweet. It was the wind allowing ripples to become waves amongst harrowing wild seas that has made me trivial to my mother and her unwavering nature. -Rod P. Stapleton Is there at all much difference between assassinating one by means of a bullet and that of

Erotica
Not really but made you look sicko! :P Upon seeing her perfect naked form I had wished to be a wild-bee, a wild-bee that murmured and hankered up and down as to me she was a lady flower whom’s delicate sweet scent filled the very air that surrounded me. How I earned and craved to taste the sweetest scent that represents the most essential part of femininity. How I wished that very moment to curve upon her with amorous firm legs, spreading hers and taking my will of her. Tasting her delicate pleasure zones till I blessed my buds with the sweetness I was in search for. The thought to hold her tremulous and tight till she was satisfied no matter the physical exertion she placed forth to free herself from my grasp, and no matter her shortness of breath, as I fucked her with my tongue. How aroused my tongue is now thinking so impish of her, recalling the warming comfort of being between her thighs and the sweet syrup of her that flowed sweeter then that from maple trees, and which run

Life Upon The Sea!!
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND! Hello everyone!! I just want to say thank you for being my friend. I'm flying out tomorrow morning, staying overnight in Mobile and joining the ship on Monday. The first day will be extremely hectic ... touring the ship, safety classes, customs, immigration, and crew sign on. After that I will be in rehearsals until Feb. 10 and I have no idea how much free time we will get over the next month. I will miss you all and I will pop in every now and then to say hello. The six months after rehearsal will be a lot easier and I should be able to get on more often. Until then Stay safe and keep on making life fun!! MEXICO HERE I COME!!! YAY!!! HTML Generator Be sure to check out the video or just enjoy the song as you as you check out the rest of the page!! :) There are many jobs that are self explanatory. I'm sure everyone knows what a dishwasher is and can figure out what a pastry chef does. Then you have those jobs th

Surgery
All friends, family and fans. On Wednesday December 19 I will be having surgery. I will be away from Fubar for a little while, depending on how I am feeling during my recovery. I just want each and everyone of you to know how special you are to me. I have met alot of wonderful people on here. I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!! Hugs, Christine

Lil Help Pls :)
My friend Drew is in a contest, she needs one rate and one comment only, no bombing allowed...Pls add the holder of the contest as your friend and visit her and give her support...Thanks so much...Here is her pic link...

One More. Just Because I Can.
I closed my eyes, I held my breath. When they opened and i let go, when i was able to breath again, you were still there. I tried to walk away but i couldn't leave. I was unable to turn away. My mind led me in one direction, my heart led me in another. I'm still not sure which path i followed, but it keeps leading me to you. I just close my eyes, hold my breath and when i let go, i've been led to you. "To forget the past is to lose a part of yourself and to remember the past is to live it again. So when does the pain end and the joy begin? When looking at the past doesn't hurt but it teaches you why you are alive."

The Obligators
We are a new leveling crew called "The Obligators". We are here to help people level. We get very hungry and eager to snatch you away from the level you are on. We wander around in the fubar swamps looking for people to chomp. We can only level you if you have enough pics and stash for the amount you have to go yet to level. We prefer to level at Happy Hours and hope that you are online as well and can rate one of us while we are rating you. We can chomp you down a lot faster to your next level if you rate together. So if you or anyone you know needs leveled, please feel free to notify one of the crew members below. We will do our best to chomp down on your stash, pics and blogs to get you leveled. We are gators and we love to chomp down on things, lol!! We are just starting this crew. So at the present time we don't have too many members yet. If you or anyone you know might want to join our crew, please let one of the crew members below know. Now meet the gators of this crew:

Whore Me Out!
I have entered a bash salute contest for 514. Please post one comment and vote to help me win a 7 day blast. The contest ends New Year's Eve at midnight (or New Year's Day at 12:01AM). All help appreciated!!!

Kenny's Rants
You know, some people say I am a kiss ass but the way I see it is: I appreciate certain people, I have respect for them. I don't expect anything in return. I just like being nice. I work hard and I put my best foot in. And I own up to my mistakes. When I worked at Target, I was one of the best workers they had, my boss loved me and she would allow me certain privileges that she wouldnt allow others. For example: If a new store opened up she would allow me to go work at that new store and help them set up. Anyway, my point is this, every Christmas I would buy her a gift and my co-workers would call me a kiss ass/suck up, whatever just because I bought her a gift doesn't mean she would let me slide if I called off, no show, or did something that was obviously wrong. Can't someone work hard and still be thoughtful, kind, and respectful? Well I just finished my Fall 2007 semester at Jefferson College, now I am just waiting for my grades to be posted. I am pretty confident that I pas

Blech
People are dying. Quit taking advatage of your freedom to get abortions, plastic surgery, and the internet. Man FUCK this snobby, fast food eating, pill popping nation. They know nothing of what the fuck is going on. They just want to forget. Pretend nothing is wrong. Fucking stand up for what you believe in!! You have to make things happen or nothing will get done!!!! Fuck ignorant, rid'em club hoppers who want to do nothing but get fucked up and get laid. That is not beauty, only exploitation and destruction. You're fat, ugly, inadequate. If there's a problem, take a pill...don't go for the cause of it, BUY OUR PRODUCTS! Fuckin prozac, darvocet, lazy, stupid, question nothing, contests on who's ass shakes more in order to forget about the job where you're chained to a keyboard 80 hours a week with only enough time to rent a video go home and pass out on the couch failures.

If I Was In Ur Bed Would U
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Fuck me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops lol Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back make sure you repost this

What Would U Do
ok i have a ??? if u had the chance to have ur husband home from fl for christmas than after he got home u were suppose to be going back with him and u find out that u r not able to go yet. here is my ??? would u want him to come home for a day or two and see him leave a gain with out u would u want him home or just stay ther until he could take u with him!!!! any comments would help nuttin hateful plzs i would not do it to u

When Girls Don't Put Out !!
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a

Contest..... Feel Like Helping? Lol
Just wanted to let you all know.. I'm in a contest... most comments wins... sooo if you are so bored and you dont know what else to do with yourself (i know i know reality check right? haha) below is the web addy... copy and paste it and comment away... also dont forget to rate the pic ;) http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=992497&albumid=734379&i=101552252

Looking
ok the only people i no are the ones i use to hang out with and unlike some people i no what they are like and i dont want to hang out with them due to the fact they could ether get me to go to jail or other bullshit things so iam looking for a roomate the one i got now dont do shit he never helps me around the place and everytime i do brake my back cleaning he is alwasys tehre to ruin it again n again if you are in mesa or thinking abount this please let me no ill be geting my place in jan if everything works out great that is btw iam not looking to hook up with anyone of any kind iam just looking for a replacement my roomate dont do shit he only pays the rent thats it iam not looking for any thing else just that

Help A Hunnie Out
I NEED A NEW HEART AND SOUL BECAUSE THIS ONE IS GONE THERE IS NOTHING LEFT I have been naughty well my confession is that i haven't been a very good girl this year so i don't think i deserve the christmas present i want but i am still striving hard for it i am makin every effort i can to get it.......i hope santa is in a giving mood this year.....maybe mrs.clause gave him some this year lol

Az
I have to be away from my man for almost two months?? Im gonna die up in here!! I miss im so much and it's only been like 4 days... :( me sad. me real sad. Me want steven to go thursday!! peace out winter!! to az on march 1st! whoo hoo!

Why Do Guys Cheat?
well ive been dating this guy for over 9months and a few months ago he told me that he had another girlfriend in a different state, well today i went on his myspace to leave him a message and i saw that he had added 3 new pics and they were of his girlfriend that he told me he broke up with for me......i wrote him a message and told him that i guess he choose who he wanted to be with...but it still hurts to find that out...but back to the other girl shes only 15 years old and he is 19 and im 23 so i dont know what to do.....should i talk to him about it or should i break up with him and find me someone better? PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS AND SUGGESTIONS

I'm Not Good At This But...
Ok so I'm not much of a blogger. But I thought I'd give it a shot. Sometimes it's nice to just put your feelings down on "paper" so to speak. I'm not the most creative writer, but hey...we can't all have skills like that. So these past few weeks have been interesting for me. I've met someone that I've grown really close to. But I constantly worry I'll screw it up. Kinda sad huh? It's so hard...for me at least....to find someone who can see you for the person you truly are. I've dealt with negativity and name calling all my life. But this person seems to be genuine. She really makes me feel special and feel like I am normal, and not just some person everyone makes fun of. Anyway...just wanted to start my first blog off with that. Hopefully things will stay great. I wish all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Abusive Relationships
To start this off i have been in an abusive relationship. If you are in one of these relationship,get out now. Physical abuse is not the only abuse there is. There are emotional, physcological and others as well. If you are going thru any of these seek help and get yourself and your kids out, if there are any involved. All states have abuse shelters you and your kids can go to, to get out of it. It is not healthy for you or your kids to stay in it. Think of it this way would you want your kids to grow-up like the abusive spouse, if the answer is no, definitely get out. If anyone that happens to be reading this needs someone to talk to holler at me. If not on my page i will always be in rednecks bar, come hollar at me in there and i will come talk to you. I will try to help all i can to avoid anyone else from goin thru this.

Doctor Visit 2
well i just got back from my 2nd doctor visit and he says everything looks fine except for the absence of the 'yolk sack' and that i'm 6weeks and 5days along and there is 120 beats per minute today. my cervix is closed and my cyst is bleeding and to come back in 2 weeks. honestly i think this doctor is a quack and i need another opinion... who the hell knows? all i know is that i just want the whole damn thing over with cause i am tired of sitting around waiting for something to happen or someone to tell me what to do. what the hell ever.

Piece Of History
So here I am. Take me as I come. Looks like my world is slowly fading.... and once again-my pride has won. I feel like I'm drowning, and there's no one around. My soul needs saving, but you're nowhere to be found. You made me believe, in every word you said to me. You made me think everything was fine. Only to reveal, it's gotten worse with time. Seems like I've walked this road, a thousand times before. You used to say that you needed me I guess now you're needing more. So if it's fate, that I must tread this path again. I can't do this alone. I'll need a friend. No, I can't do this alone. I need a friend.

X-mas!
Im feeling generous hehe whatever First one to comment on this blog can have the rest of my 11's which is about 60.... I know u all have been waiting all year to give me something....wait that totally sounds dirty haha anyway i thought this was cute so if your cheap and dont wanna give me a real gift then add one here haha im such a brat im jk to everybody who doesnt already know me Happy Holidays and LUV ALL MY FRIENDS! gift or no gift you guyz have been awesome...even the naughty ones hehe LUVZ YA, ~SinD

Roar
So I just found out the other day that our landlord needs us out of our house by the end of March. I still live with my parents and they've been talking about moving to Greenville, SC which is about 5 hours away from where we live now. So my dilema is that I don't have a place to live or I need to find one very soon. Since I don't want to move to Greenville just yet (my boyfriend lives in Wilmington, NC which is an hour away), I need to find a job and a place to live up there. I'm really worried about what's going to happen and if I can get it done in the next month and a half and whether or not I can handle rent and stuff by myself. I really don't want to have a roommate. I did that with my ex husband back in 2005 and they were probably the worst. I'd rather live alone until my boyfriend can move in with me. I'd go to his place but his apartment he just moved into in Nov. doesn't allow pets, so I need to find a place that does that way when he can move out and find someone to replace

Happy Hour
As most of you all know I was in a auction. Well since my hubby is as stuborn as me he won me and my gift is a happy hour. I will be doin it later on this week not sure on a date or time yet Ill let everyone know but I hope everyone can be around when my purdy lil face is up at the top! :P I wanna thank everyone that placed a bid on me! I was so flattered by all the bids I was gettin so thank you! I had alot of fun with this auction and cant wait till the next time Im in one. So thanks again for all the bids and I hope everyone has a very merry christmas and happy new year! xoxo -cotton

The Best Sex Ever !!!!!
hey people thought i would try out this blog thingy not used to it yet but it has to be as easy as my space maybe just wanted you guys to check out my favorite girly person and show her some love she is new on here jsut really started today show please show her some love and we will retrn the favorsunshine@ fubar also check my baby he gives the best sex ever and hes pretty cool to show him some love also thanks ¢¾ muahpete@ fubar

Friends Contest
Friend entered a contest im SUPPORTING IT STAR!!! U can Comment Bomb so go help her out!!! Copy and paste the link to ur address bar http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=992497&albumid=734379&i=404303670

Life20
It is December 17th! wow. Only 8 days to Christmas. I have so much to do and so little time. I spent all day wrapping presents and didn't get them all done. I have a package coming on the 20th with presents that I will have to wrap, some stuff I ordered on the internet. I still have my Dad, my Step mother, my brother-in-law, my niece and nephew and grandfather to buy for. I still need to get a couple more things for Christopher too. After wrapping his presents, I noticed he has been shorted. I think I will either go shopping tonight or go tomorrow after my physical therapy appointment. Friday we are having a dinner party. I always have a dinner party for my friends at Christmas and make a prime rib roast. They all look forward to it every year. It is only 8 of us this year since 2 of our friends moved away. It started out years ago with people in the neighborhood and they have come and gone. Now, it is us remaining in the neighborhood that do this. We have known

Owner
MY OWNER NEEDS SOME FUBAR LOVE TO LEVEL PLEASE HELP JUST HIT THE PIC BELOW TELL HIM I SENT YOU PONYBOY1966~~ FNDR & PRES. OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY ~~R/L BF & PAR. TO LAURALEI~~OWNER OF PATTIE~~@ fubar HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Dear Friends!
My Dear Friends, Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below: How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically ap pealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up spills * Disposable and biodegradable * Environmentally safe * Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light

Need To Take A Little Break
I need to to take a little break from the hustle and Bustle of the Zany life on FUBAR. I need to rechannel my life on matters away from FUBAR, which are more important to me. I will still pop on to check comments and messages etc, just not as often. I will try to leave comments when I can. I hope you all undertsand and that im not leaving, just doing what I think is right Thanks Dave

The Secret
I want my own a home in the country, with access to a lake or river I want a boat, so I can fish I want one day a week that I can dedicate to fishing, though I would be happy if I could have more than one. I want a truck I want a camper, for I love to camp I want a car, so when I travel to a city, I can be comfortable when seeking some place to park I want a large kitchen, for I thoroughly enjoy cooking I want a garden, so I may grow herbs, flowers, veggies, and roses I want a dock on my water front property I want a wife to share it all with Creating and defining communication in relationships both personal and professional...What we call our communication is Masculine and feminine positioning....Which woman have forgotten b/c of their invisible education, invisible money, Or their invisible career... Do not go seeking any virtual relationship(s) either....I feel the internet can steal time from tangible unions among other serious dysfunctions....;) I must teach a w

We Need Your Help
Please repost this so we can spread this to as many people as we can so this girl can maybe be with her family or the holidays. Let's give her family a blessed christmas. This could help if we all help. amber alert we need your prayers to help MISSING CHILD ALERT... my niece has been missing since Tuesday, I just got the word last night and doing what I can to help the police find her, I know the web is the only place I can contribute to right now, the more I post, the more word will get around, and if one person could say hey I have seen her, then I will know she is still with us. I have contacted Amber Alert, the local news papers, and the local and area tv stations with her picture, I am now going to write to middle Tennessee and East Tennessee and then around the state newspapers, and tv stations. she is posted on the Tennessee Amber Alert site, I am not going to rest til I know something. If you have a amber alert board or post missing children on the general board, copy and p

Kindred:the Embraced
I dont know if anyone hasd watched the series based on the white wolf rpg called the masquerade. It has many clans...Brujah, Ventru. gangrel, ect. My most fave is the ventru....since its the principality in the series! Julian and Archon Rule! leave comments please oh and uhm do u think they should bring it back with new people like they did with the NG Trek? and who should they have

I Saw You
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.But, you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to thos

Pass It Along Peeps
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Sorry!
Thanks to everyone who helped me level up to Rockstar yesterday!! Between being so busy and then Fubar acting up last night, I know I've missed thanking a lot of people. I'm sorry to those of you I missed, but I do appreciate all the effort!! Hugs, Stacey aka Mystic Butterfly

Happy Holiday's
hey friend's of fubarland pleaz go vote on hotmamajoci's blog it's a sweet poem I WOULD LIKE TO WISH MY FUBAR FRIEND'S HAPPY HOLIDAY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur all wonderful people and i'm really glad to have met you all. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL my friend's and family and to everyone fubar land love to all babynino

Look Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We've Only Just Begun
just imagine when you get home tonight the house is dark except for a lone candle flickering in a distant room. You go to turn on the light switch but a voice calls out from the darkness "don't". So you walk through the darkness toward the candle and the gentle voice. Once you enter the room, you notice our bed is covered in rose petals. Slowlu I emerge from the shadows,completely naked and obviously happy you have arrivedd. You look me up and down,smiling and enjoying what you see. I hold my arms wide open and you melt into me. We kiss and I slowly make my way down your neck removing your top and tossing across the room. Next I kneel Down and slowly remove your pants. You stand there in front of me in only your bra nad panties, I am really enjoying the view, but I need to see more. While kissing all over your body, I unclasp your bra and allow your beautiful breasts to fall free. Then I make my way down to your panties and with sl

Thyroid Cancer
Papillary and follicular cancer , or carcinoma, account for about 80-85% of all thyroid malignancies. Thyroid Cancer Papillary and Follicular Cancer, or CarcinomaPapillary and follicular cancer , or carcinoma, account for about 80-85% of all thyroid malignancies. They get their names from their appearance under the microscope. Some are pure papillary, some are purely follicular in nature, and some are mixed, that is, both types of cancer cells may be present in the same tumor. In fact, some of these tumors are actually referred to as “follicular variant of papillary carcinoma”. The important thing to understand is that 1) the typical forms of these cancers are quite curable in a very large percentage of cases and, 2) they behave in somewhat dissimilar ways, and affect slightly different age groups, though there are often exceptions to the rule. Papillary carcinoma is more common in the younger age groups, though oldsters can also get the disease. Any thyroid mass in a child or

Leaving For Awhile
I'm in the process of a divorce. Fubar has become an issue for my soon to be ex-husband. He has the belief that I have been on fubar for months trying to find a man to replace him. Quite frankly, this is not the case. After almost 12 years of marriage, I'm so burnt out on crappy relationships that I need a break for awhile. However, because he continues to search for my profiles, and pictures on here, no matter if I change my name, it is my belief, and my lawyers, that the best thing I do is just sign off until the divorce is finalized. So, for now, this is goodbye. Thank you all for being my friends, I will miss you.

You Wish You Were Me...
i am the shit. bitches dont need to hate cause the man you love wants me more. fuck you all. mwuahahahahahahahahaha!!! why dont you just get the fuck over it?!!! cant walk the walk then dont talk the talk cause fake ass bitches get outlined in chalk! FUCKERS!! shits about to get real. very real. which will you choose?? either way it's gonna go down and you ain't gonna like it. you think you hate me now? just wait.... its a proven fact that in the world today sex sells. its a sad truth but true none the less. anyone unwilling to submit to this sexual hunger will be broken down and eventually succum to it. losing their dignity, self respect and the respect of others. everyone scoures the earth for someone to see them as more than a piece of meat in this vicious game of life. through the search you'll run into characters of all sorts. the players. the sweet talkers. the obsessive. the possesive. all of the above will tear through the population using anyone in their path. which leads to

America Against Truckers
why is everyone in this country against truckers?,,do they not realise without us they have nothing? do they not realise major stores omly stock for 3 days and i f were to shut down for 4 the shelves would be empty? organizations that have no idea what trucking is about need to get out of our busineSS,,,MADD and PATT

Is There Life After Divorce????
u better bet there is!!! I was married for 8 years, it was terrible now im not saying that all marriges suck, just mine!!!! I am a firm beliver that if it works then more power to ya however if u know its not going to work then get the hell out and live life while you can!!!! I know first hand how short life is so in no way shape or form am i gonna waste it!!! If i could only give one peice of advice to anyone it would be live life to the fullest everyday!!!!!! Peace love and happyness to all who read this!!!1

Christmas Gifts
Open the gift that fubar sent you during Happy hour, and your gift will be doubled My dear friends and family, Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions & picture below: How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up spi

Internet Problems
basically......this site is retarded, i hate it and i dont use it anymore it sucks lol. BUT i have met some really decent and cool ppl on here so if anyone wants to add me to myspace or yahoo messenger to stay in touch let me know. and i'll send u my information.

Life As I Sometimes Call It
I hate MySpace! The one thing that really, really pisses me off is when you make your profile private and people will bust balls trying to find you. I look at it this way..If I wanted you to find me I would've told you where to look! I hate men who think just because you are a woman you MUST let him see you naked! Ladies seriously we've all had it happen some penis who thinks he's the hottest thing since pop tarts sends you a message saying "Can I see you naked?" Where do men come up with their full proof(or so they think) pick up lines? A penis IM'd me the other day with this..."Can I put you on my Christmas list?" Kinda cute...but..GAY! I hate it when people ask "Is black your natural hair color?" Ummmm have you ever seen a pale ass white chic with natural black hair?" I'm sure they may exist somewhere, but seriously... I hate it when someone IM's you asking if you're Male or Female..I swear I must look like I have an Adams Apple or some shit cuz I get it all the freaking

Christmas Jokes
A Gothic Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through our house was blasting the "St. Vitus Dance" by Bauhaus; Torn fishnets were draped on my forearms with care, And two cans of Aquanet applied to my hair; My thoughts were of graveyards, and horror and dread, Black visions of pain and despair in my head; And Bianca, whose face was as pale as the moon, Had thrown up her arm for this evening's swoon, When out by the gravestones there came such a clatter, I sprang from the coffin to find out the matter. Away to the window I flew like a ghost, Expecting to find a dark devilish host. The moon on the breast of the uncaring snow Threw ominous shadows on objects below, When, before my tormented eyes did traverse, But a gorgeous black Crane & Breed carved-panel hearse, With a gaunt, shrouded driver, who filled me with fear, And eight skeletal creatures that might have been deer. More rapid than vultures his coursers they came, And his dee

Yes's & No's
well awhile back I was fealing kinda down couse I went through a bad break up!so my girlfriends talked me into going to a strip club, I said no at first but than went thinking girls neked everywere!but to my amazemet it was very classy,the girls were very hot,I was getting excited!I always thought about girls but at that time never been with one,but I was feeling jittery then one of my friends said follow me they sat me down on this lovely couch,and she said u soon will feal better,I thought yeh right,in walks in this pretty dark haired girl she said her name was michelle,my heart started to flutter wondering what was up,than all of a sudden she started kissing me touching me dancing all on my lap!yas a fucking lap dance my first and by a chick,I could not keep my hands off her ,later I sliped her my number and then we started talking and I found out about fubar,she had an accout that read michelle-lady luck-woiwode,and thats how I got here....thanks for reading cindy

I Never Will Learn
Same situation. Just a different face this time.. It's stupid I know I am NOT being thought about which is so stupid that I am thinking about this.. Why can't I just let this go? Probably because it brought up so much stuff for me that I yes even talked to the old bf who ripped my guts out.. but hence then we've been able to talk to each other again and be friends. Everything backfired.. and I am angry at myself .. I don't know what to think.. being sick doesn't help.. I called the guy wished him a Merry Christmas there's a part of me that still wants to be friends.. I know with guys if they know that it's not gonna go anywhere don't make efforts or if they are hurt. I have talked to so many people today and yesterday and this whole week.. WtF??? am I so bloody week that I can't get past one little guy that was playing me.... and I asked for it. What the hell is wrong with people these days that they can't just choose love versus doubt versus everything else?

Help Her Get Vip
I would like us all to work on helping Deb get her VIP. When at all possible please go comment bomb her pic. She is a VERY good person n a VERY good friend and she has always helped A LOT of other people. It saddens me to see that all the people she has helped in the past n present are not helping her. So if you all could please help her with this. I kow she will definitely return the love back. Thank you to all who help. It would definitely be an awesome Christmas present as well.

April Fool
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? > > Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. > > Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the > night of April 1st? > > Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch > on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch > and sat down beside me. > > Defense Attorney: Did you know him? > > Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. > > Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? > > Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? > > Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. > > Defense Attorney: Why not? > > Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died > some 30 years ago. > > Defense Attorney: What happened next? > > Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? > > Little Old Lady: No, I did not st

Friendship
. . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart and grabs a f

Get Laid Stupid!
Okay guys, I'm gonna do y'all a favor. Since we all know that the one thing that every bar has in common (and I mean every bar, from the old man, cockroach smoke tanks to the dance hall vibrator cheese factories) is the universal bid to get laid. I'm certain you've heard the phrase "Meat Market" -— as in, "I don't go there, Sally, it's a Meat Market." What makes this a misnomer is that all bars are "Meat Markets." Only, some are cleverly disguised as, say, live music venues, or pool halls. But everything in a bar -— be it the band, the billiards, the drinks, the juke, the pinball machine, the dance floor -— is just something for you to do to make it look like you're not just trying to get laid. With this in mind, and assuming you don't have stinkweed growing from your neck, and the biggest word in your vocabulary isn't "nicetitsbaby," we can get to the business at hand: pointing out to you guys why you aren't getting laid. Not that I'm an expert. I can't tell you how to get laid,

Apology
i am sorry for being a jerk and being rude. i apologize for my actions. hope you forgive me. disespected or insulted on here. i am very ashamed of my own actions. i do hope you ladies can find it in your hearts to forgive me. but if you feel i have been a total jerk and a ass your allowed to say your piece here. besides i deserve it. and i will accept any comments good or bad. i just hope in the end you women will accept me as a friend.

Am I An Alcoholic
For a long time now, I've been meaning to take one of those alcoholic screening tests, if for no other reason than to determine whether I am a bona fide alcoholic or just a fun-loving boozer who has it under control. I guess the reason I never got around to taking the quiz is because I'm a little scared of what I might learn, and also because I'm usually too hungover to concentrate on exams. Today, however, I finally decided to take the test. After a little research, I chose the John Hopkins University Hospital Alcohol Screening Quiz. The quiz asked a series of yes-or-no questions. Before proceeding, I made a pact to answer them honestly and completely. Here are the results: Q: Do you drink to build self-confidence or because you are shy? A: No. Shyness is the opposite of my problem. Q: Is drinking making your home life unhappy? A: No. Drinking makes my home life happier. Q: Is drinking negatively affecting your reputation? A: This is an ambiguous question. Affect my rep

This Guy Really Rocks
Hi friends , I have a new friend and hes so nice and a excellent rater. He's medic cowboy99 Yall go show him some love cause hes real cool . bigoo.ws heres the link to his profile.... cowboy_medic99.. Black Room Family Member@ fubar

Black Panties
Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties; he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?" She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit, except that he is wearing a black condom. Sh

Wtf?
It has come to our realization that some of the people on here leave some pretty nasty comments on these mumms as if they were life and death decisions and their advise will save the world. This is all for fun and if you get your jollies by being mean to people then you should enroll yourself in the closest high school because thats where the behavior belongs....grow up and quit being haters. We could list some names on here but we refuse to stoop to those childish levels.....we are adults after all.

Trust
i know ill probably catch crap about this. say what u want to say but this is my opinion. eventhough ppl have best friends, boyfriends/girlfriends, husbands/wifes etc. that doesnt mean u can fully trust them, does it. i mean think about it, u hear all the time about ppl cheating on each other, abusing one another, friends stabbing eac other in the back etc. the only person u can really trust is urself, unless u simply don't care about urself. in that case, the word trust doesn't mean a damn thing. just a thought to ponder over. if u do decide to trust other than urself, make sure u know what ur doing and who it is ur trusting. have a good evening. DEAD ANGEL

Fubars Newest Godfather
My friend manly only needs 285,000 to godfather. If anyone knows him he is one of the sweetest people on fubar. Please make him godfather. You won't regret it. Please if you can't do anything else please repost this so everyone can help. Thanks! Here is his link. Go fan/add/rate him. Show him some fubar love. manly - Happy Sunday all!!!!!!!!@ fubar

Im Owned...meet My Owners
Thank you too everyone that bid on my in the Auction. I have decided too do things a little different then most. As some of you that took the time too look saw top bid was a blast a month in 08 and a Happy Hour on my birthday. This year Christmas is just not going too be much fun for me. So I decided too try and add some fun too it. I declined my offers too be owned by Fubars own mascot... But I also got 2 other special people along with the bid. Please stop by and show them some love. Much love too all. Make sure too tell them BooBoo sent ya. Even if you are friends with them already please stop by and say hi. Orly? The Official FUBAR Owl ~@ fubar A m N e S i A@ fubar Johnnydevil@ fubar This pimpout brought too you by: ¢¾BooBoo¢¾@ fubar

Fun Stuff To Do!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yes 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? doesn't matter....when the mood strikes! 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? in the middle mostly I think, but sometimes on the edge one side or the other 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? depends on the dish 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? YES 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? guess you could say that, if you wanted to get real technical about it 7. Shower or bath? Shower 8. Do you pee in the shower? I Have..NOT if someone else is in there with me..lmao 9. Mexican or Oriental girl? I'm not real sure what this means, so I won't answer this one! 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? aggressive...but also slowly romantic..thats a hard question to answer.. 11. Do you love someone on your friends list? Yes 12. Do you know all the people on your friends li

Chicken Shit Mother F##ker
THis asshole leaves me a shitty threating message then blocks me.. I hate someone that cannot stand and fight.. he would rather talk shit and hide behind Blocking me than standing up and giving me a chance to respond to his little threats. So handle your business there DJ John.. Oh do as it appears you normally do and hide.. Ok jackass since you will not allow me to post on your page.. This is your exact message... "Don't stop by this page again, leave my girlfriend alone or we will have problems. Stalkers are not welcome on any website, so leave my girl alone. There is no need to go to her page but then again, your ass is blocked and will remain blocked! We don't need the Drama, so grow up and leave well enough alone!" What part of "we will have problems" and "I will show you how Chicago handles people like you" is not a threat.?? Oh and for that part.. got news for ya.. You do not scare me in the least bit.. if you want come to Arizona and we can talk man to man abou

Happy Holidays
I just wanna wish everyone a very merry christmas and a happy new year. Im not sure how much im gonna be online between now and the new year so if I miss comments on anyone I wish you the best this holiday season. Lots of licks and spanks to my friends :P:P:P oh and either thrusday afternoon or friday dependin on how long my daughters christmas program runs im gonna be doin a happy hour that i won in the auction i was in. Ill post a new blog on when its gonna be sometime on wed. I hope to see everyone online then! xoxo -cotton I hope everyone had a great Christmas!! We just got back home yesterday. Thank you all so much for all the love while I was gone!! I even missed out on some parties and drinkin salutes :P Ill make up for that tonite cause we all gotta get ready for tomorrow nite! Im not sure how much ill be online today or tomorrow but ill be on tonite and tomorrow nite sometime but im more then likely gonna be drunk so if i dont answer ur shout back right away you'll know wh

Stuff
Gimmie a KISS! Go to the above link and rate, also leave a comment please please please lol Happy Holidays! The upstairs bathroom has 2 windows and faces the front of the house. It gets sun from the mid afternoon until sunset. All this winter, when ever the temps have gotten over 35-40 for a decent amount of time... I will find one hornet buzzing around one of the windows. I of course kill it. I hate the little bastards. One of those bugs that serves no purpose, other than to sting me. The bitch of it, it comes back. I dispose of it and sure enough every time it gets a little warm... there's one buzzing in the window. To date there's been at least 40 I've sent to the great hornet graveyard this winter. So one would think that due to the roof design coming just short of the windows, and having a crawlspace there... a large nest, or many small ones should likely be inside under the windows. But no. Nothing. Not even dead frozen ones. I can't understand 2 things... 1 where they are

A Good Husband!
You're Almost Ready to Get Married, But Not Quite No doubt that you've warmed up to the idea of marriage and life long love You just aren't quite ready to follow up with your desires, yet. You may be a bit young, or a bit commitment phobic... give it time. Concentrate on guys who you can imagine being with next year. Forever can wait. Are You Ready To Be A Wife? Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! ! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.

"the Ex Files" Ode To Eeyad
5-2-2005 Baby, It's been a beautiful 2 years since I've been blessed to have you in my life. You've taught me things about you and even myself. You brought light and joy to every day I seen you. I wouldn't take back a breath, a smile,a tear, or a laugh. If given the chance I'd do it all again. I was searching for something to fill me, to make me whole. And for a short lived amount of time, you granted me that. Given, it hurts like hell now, it was worth every second. I wish we would never have argued anbout anything, large or small, because with each sevond I wasted arguing with you ,I could have been holding you and kissing you. I'll take all of these memories with me. Remember me. That's the one thing that I ask of you. Remember me. It's the easiest way to deal with the circumstances., since it's inevitable to avoid one another, we have to find an easier way to ease the pain. So let's smile when we cross paths. Let's laugh when we talk on the ph

Texas
fixing 2 delet my pics the dirty 1's becouse that just say im a whore and im not im looking 4 more then sexy yall guys so if yall think im wrong plz speak now b 4 it's 2 late were are all the closer guys at im from belton tx. WHO MISSED ME?LOL WHILE IM HOME AGAIN.....

The New Girl In Fubar Town
:( for flaggin me again 8 more pix is that a record or what you all know how to make a lady feel very special much love hugs kisses to all & love bites & playful nibbles to those who like it a little rough

My Name Is Fibromyalgia
MY NAME IS FIBROMYALGIA by Terri Been Hi. . .My Name is Fibromyalgia, and I'm an Invisible Chronic Illness. I am now velcroed to you for life. Others around you can't see me or hear me, but YOUR body feels me. I can attack you anywhere and anyhow I please. I can cause severe pain or, if I'm in a good mood, I can just cause you to ache all over. Remember when you and Energy ran around together and had fun? I took Energy from you, and gave you Exhaustion. Try to have fun now! I also took Good Sleep from you and, in its place, gave you Brain Fog. I can make you tremble internally or make you feel cold or hot when everyone else feels normal. Oh, yeah, I can make you feel anxious or depressed, too. If you have something planned, or are looking forward to a great day, I can take that away, too. You didn't ask for me. I chose you for various reasons: That virus you had that you never recovered from, or that car accident, or maybe it was the years of abuse and trauma. Well, anyway, I'm

Listen Up
Hrmmmmm I know this a free site and it can be kinda fun but I got to say these people suck. Apparently you cant have multiple people sign in and make an account if they live in the same house hold and you send invites to there email. All my points were wiped out and they say the system tag it as fraud and they cant be restored. Bullshit but anyway. Guess it is back to pushing Myspace and other chat sites. Kisses Get your butts to Dirty Lil Secrets Lounge for my Fu Wedding going on NOW! The wedding was great thank you to Princess RBK for letting us have the wedding in her lounge Dirty Little Secrets and thank you to Rev Eternal for performing the wedding it Rocked Vegas Style. Hello all thanks for viewing my blog. I tend to ramble a lot so keep an eye out you might see something interesting.

2008 Motox Seaon
I finished 6th out of an 8 rider gate. I was on a 300ex competing against 450s. If I would have had more power to keep up with them I probably would have done better. I was jumping a lot of things that most of the guys wouldn't jump.

My Thoughts..
No more.. I sit here thinkin as tears run down my cheeks, is love really out there is it really for me..? Sometimes it hurts to even wanna speak.. of love so endless, can this really be..? Each day i awaken to my broken heart.. I wonder where it all went wrong.. No more letting myself fall apart.. I gotta be strong.. So before i find my one true love, I must first let my heart restore.. Each day i grow smarter n pray to the Lord above.. For my broken heart, that shall be no more.. By: Me..

Damn Thet Fu Up My Blast Again
On this beautiful day I decided to try out being a VIP so I paid the fifteen bucks and than decided to buy a blast as well I usually buy a blast once a month.The picture I had set for my primary is a tasteful pic of me in a pink number I had it for my primary for almost 2months with no problems.While I was on earlier I noticed that a Fubar bouncer had rated that exact pic a 10 and about twenty minutes later that pic was marked nsfw and pulled from my primary spot!Which leads me top wonder why was it pulled after being up dor almost 3months and I did 2 or 3 other blasts n it wasnt a problem why all of a sudden was it pulled?True he gave me a 10 but that is some sneaky fucked up shit I think.It is also cowardly that he can hide behind being a bouncer and I can do nothing to defend myself.So I felt like venting. About once a month I try and buy a week long blast.So today I purchased a blast I thought it sounded perfect I had used the line "I am the MILF you want to get to know!" I figured

Christmas Is A Pagan Holiday
The Origin of Christmas Before one gets carried away with Christmas worship, there are a few things you should know. Let's take an honest and objective look at the origins of this holiday. We read in Werner Keller's book The Bible as History the following admission: "December 25 is referred to in documents as Christmas Day in A.D. 324 for the first time. Under the Roman emperor Justinian [A.D. 527-565] it was recognized as an official holiday. An old Roman festival played a a major part in the choice of this particular day. December 25 in ancient Rome was the 'Dies Natali Invictus,' 'the birthday of the unconquered,' the day of the winter solstice and at the same time, in Rome, the last day of the Saturnalia, which had long since degenerated into a week of unbridled carnival . . ." (p.331). Doesn't it seem rather strange that the so-called "Christian church" should choose a day to celebrate the Messiah's birth which was identified as the day of the birth of the unconquered

What The Hell
today i made a friend tom if you look that my friend list you will see him. dude is the kool guy on here by far. he talks about the carzyest shit if you can think of it he will talk about it he does get piss off like most people do. hell take the time to bullshit with you if you want but he has more than just one friend so dont get mad if he doesnt reply as fast as you would like but just though i would say that because he is truly a good friend to me now. the point of rate pics is for the people in the pics not the people in the bar to say things because of the persons sex rate that is rateing the pic. you should always rate people a ten because that gives them a good filling about there pic and self image. dont be an ass hole be good and good things will come to you in life. if you want to rate the pics of the same sex do it dont think about what people will say about you rating the pic they just do that they are from here true self and true fillings. so stay true to your self not t

How Come?
Well, i am here to let all my friends know. That Larry has told me he has found someone new.He just came in and told me this.I ain't here to bash him. He has been very honest with me. I guees i am here in hopes that he will read this and maybe tell me why? I guess i loved him to much. Thats all i can figure out. I did everything for him. But, anyway, i am single. There is just one thing i want to say. To Larry...I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. i do wish i knew what happen. But, i hope we can still be friends.

Just Me!
i just wanted to let all my friends that i was back. thats if anyone is interested...lol. so i guess thats all i wanted to say...I'M BACKKKKKKKKK...LOL hello to all, i am here to let everyone know. that me and my bf have started a new yahoo group. it is called boobies_Rus@yahoogroups.com. go and check it out. we are wanting new members. you can go and add your own pics. you can also veiw other memebers pics. so, go and check it out. thank you hello my friends. i just thought i would let all of my frineds know. that i have been cleaning up my friends list. some i kept and some i didn't. so, what i am here for now is. if you wish to be my friend and i mean just friend. let me know as soon as you can. because if not. i will be subject to delete you from my list. so, bye for now. ttyl.....just a friend

The Secret...by Caliminx
Midnight Sprite By Cali Linx Have you ever danced with a sprite, in the pale moon light? Heýll appease, heýll delight, and heýll give you a frightý. He is wicked, he is sly, with a gleam in his eyeý. He will touch, and he will tease, and promise you heýll pleaseý. But like shadows of night, heýll vanish in the lightýý. But heýll slip in your room, with the coming new moon, To finish his devilish delights. Care to dance ? To All My Friends Here... Dec 12, 2007 11:32 AM Take a few minutes to read this... Something worth the time to read and think on...Even if you don't like getting these things some are worth the time to read and worth Forwarding to those who do...Have a good day...Smile to know someone thought of you when She read this...Sincerely Anna ************************************************ The Secret One day, one friend asked another, "How is it that you are always so happy? You have so much energy, and you never

Personal
As of December 18th, 2007I have become an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church Monastary.Legally becomingReverend Jeremy D******Better know as The Rev(olution)The Universal Life Church (ULC) serves as a legal umbrella sheltering independent religious thought and expression from political control by church or state. It has no traditional dogma or doctrine beyond "live and help live," and "do that which is right." Because of its unorthodoxy, ULC defended its rights as a "legitimate church" in United States Courts, and prevailed. This opened the way for many New Age and other churches to practice and teach their beliefs freely today. I believe that no other church has been required to prove its right to exercise its freedom of religion in America! FUCK ALL BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA!!!! TAKE MATTERS INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!BE THE REVOLUTION!!!! Amendment ICongress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridg

Thoughts That Swirl Around In My Slightly Sick Mind.
...the more they stay the same. Hey, guess what, I had a date for New Year's Eve this year! With a different man this year. Guess what else....he didn't show up either! That makes 3--count'em--3 years in a row. So still never been out or been kissed at midnight on New Year's Eve. Must be a world's record. At least he did call to say he wasn't coming. After 6 p.m. I suppose that is a improvement over just not showing period? Maybe? Tell me, do I have "Go ahead, ask me out--no need to actually show up!!" tatooed on my forehead?? LOL. So, my New Year's Resolution is that I will never, ever, ever, EVER make another date for New Year's Eve. UNCLE!!! Happy New Year everyone!! I hope all of your celebrations were WONDERFUL!! What a year it has been. What a horrible, wonderful, rotten, beautiful year. I suppose that can be said of any year that we look at. This one in particular has been, for me at least, most remarkable. 2007 has been a year marked by unspeakable pain and

Level You But Not Me??
You know everyday I get on this site and rate the hell out of my friends and those I dont know that need help as do most of the Guys on Fubar now sure u got Horney guys hell I am too but I dont come here looking for it. Then you have thhose women out there wanting to take advantage of that fact to level get blasts Happy hour cash whatever it maybe. Wow and when I need help to level I may have one maybe two people come to help for a minute wheres the love??? why do the women not help as much as the guys??

The Twelve Days Of Fubar
On the first day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: An Oscar in a Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Two pints of Guninness...etc. On the third day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Three Cans of Bud...etc. On the forth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Four Root Beers...etc. On the fifth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Five Bottles of Corana...etc. On the sixth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Six glasses of Champagne...etc. On the seventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Seven shots of rum...etc. On the eight day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Eight Jello Shots...etc. On the ninth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Nine Shots of Vodka...etc. On the tenth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Ten Margarita's...etc. On the eleventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: 'eleven Yards of

Songs I Like
I've been through so many changes I don't know which way to go Yet I've got it so together I can see with my eyes open or with my eyes closed Late at night I cry and wonder why my life's goin', goin' nowhere But during the day everything is okay, I'm having it my way, I say My teachers tell me that I am a lost soul, in a black hole But my mind, it tells me that I'm doing just fine Oh if everything is peachy, why can't anybody reach me I've always said I don't need anybody else Chorus: I'm so confused So confused And I'm destined to lose Unless I follow another way Spent all my time lookin' for something never knew what for Tried out all the options just to find that more pain and hurt was in store Been through it all, but the one thing that I still run from is you Still I remember 'bout all the things my momma said that you could do She said that if I only let you in my life You could take away the sorrow and the emptiness inside But to be true, the life I'm living,

Every1 Should Know
i just wanted every1 to know i have meet the girl of my dreams. the past few days there has been drama from people on fubar who got jealous over us. well the people who got jealous started a bunch of crap. the crap almost costed us our realsionship. i want people to know im not single so any1 who has a problem with me being with some1 i will remove yall from my list and block yall im sick of the crap. i aM IN LOVE WITH THIS PERSON. SHE IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME A GIRL LIKE HER ONLY WAS IN MY DREAMS BUT MY DREAMS CAME TRUE.

Ty All
thank you all so much for helping me get to ninja I apoligize for not being on as much but having cable and internet problems,hopefully will be fixed tommarrow.I truley cherish all my friends and family on fubar and feel bad for not being able to keep in touch,but that will change and annie will be there for ya all.So please let me know if ya need help leveling or bombing.kingdom of wolves till the end baby!To all my friends and family I hope you have a very merry and blessed christmas and a happy new year.Thank you all so much xoxoxo annie/cherokee

The Right Man For The Job
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. Unbeknownst to him, the gun was loaded with blanks. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husb

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Do you hate me now? The answer is in the question. You always hated how I spoke in riddles And I did it for that reason. You're wishing for my death now I hear, And I'm living just to spite you. I lie about who I am now So I can say I'm just like you. I called you up the other day I knew you would answer, you haven't changed. It's kinda like a slap in the face knowing I'm not the same. Reality is like a head on collision When karma comes back three fold. Vengence is beautiful And I'm thriving on the lies you told. I'm just like you now Gnawing on the hand that fed. Slowly but surely You'll choke on the words you've said.

My Book
It’s a peaceful scene, a bright summers morning, early. An elderly mans out walking his dog in the woodland. A lively golden Labrador, it bounds about up ahead of the man. It runs off close to the river side, and starts barking loudly out of the sight of the owner. ‘OK boy what you got’ says the old man cheerily He begins to walk over to where the dog is, still barking away. He reaches down and strokes the dogs head as he reaches it, then looks over the edge into the river. He reels back in horror as he says the naked body slumped face down next to the river bank, half submerged in the water…. The noise of the phone ringing wakes Steve, a puzzled look on his faces and he half asleep tries to work out what's going on. He reaches over trying to switch of the alarm before he realises that it wasn't the alarm making the noise, and he's not actually in his bedroom. Fallen asleep on the sofa again, living room littered with empty cans, a half eaten kebab still sits on the floor next to

Whatever
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy

Disgusted
I just really need to know where the hell I have Fool and or Sucker Tattooed on my body? Im so sick and tired of being used. And only beeing contacted when some one has a problem and thats it. I have a life, and belive it or not I have problems. oh and gess what? I HAVE FEELINGS ALSO! I am tired of being the one that is always there with the advice, and thats it. There are very few people that I care to concider friends any more. If you just need me to be a friend when its convinent for you, and or you need somthing. THEN GO FUCK YOURSELFS. I am tired of it. Thats not friendship. A few very special people have taught me what TRUE frienship is. Then I cherrish. Them I would give my life for. And turst me, if you dont know who you are, you never will. And friends my argue and disagree, and may wnat to kill eachother from time to time. But in the end friends are there for eachother, no matter what. And a true friend is not afraid to tell you how it is. Even if they know

Help Me Please!
Ok so I have one of those Christmas Trees on my page, but I don't have any presents yet! Please leave me something and if you have one let me know so that I can come and leave you something as well! Thanks! If someone on here continues to add pictures of your child to there page because they talk to the child's father on here.... would you be pissed? I have REPEATEDLY asked this person to stop adding pictures of MY daughter to her page and she REPEATEDLY refuses. I am really not sure what else I can do to make this person stop. My daughter's father is not now nor will he ever be with this person in real life. I am not sure what has possesed her to do this... but I am tired of it and frankly concerned that she is so obsessed with my child! PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN! Click the link and bid!!!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=240165&albumid=1074655&i=2046363737&idx=5 I will add you to my Family for ONE month if the offer is VIP/Happy Hour/Blast/Bling Pack!!

Funny News!!!!
Every Hummer Owner Spontaneously Combusts In what atheists are calling "proof of God's existence," every owner of a Hummer spontaneously combusted yesterday. This tragedy is the latest in a string of several hundred related incidents in which Pontiac Aztek owners were mysteriously decapitated and owners of Honda Elements were fatally poisoned by an excess of fecal matter that eventually backed up into their bloodstreams. Decreed God, "They got what was coming to them." Although God had originally planned to merely set aside the ninth circle of Hell for the owners of these abhorrent vehicles, He recently came to the conclusion that a more Old Testament-like approach was necessary. Not to mention the ninth circle is already at capacity, what with all the condom users and seed-spillers. "What happened to the days when I used to smite people at the drop of a yarmulke?" asked God rhetorically. "I missed the old me. And the owners of Hummers were guilty of all kinds of sins:

Randoms
SO, THE KIDS AND I WENT TO CHAPIN FOREST AGAIN TODAY SINCE IT WAS SO LOVELY OUT..WE HAD A BLAST DOIN WHAT WE DO..WHICH IS HEAD OFF THE MAIN TRAILS AND TAKE SMALLER ONES, YA KNOW WITH ALL THE COOL ROCKS AND STUFF..WELL APPARENTLY, WHEN THEY SAY RESTRICTED AREA, THEY DO MEAN ME..LMAOOOO CAUSE NEXT THING I KNOW, WE GOT BUSTED BY A RANGER TELLING ME TO STAY ON WALKING TRAILS OR I GET A TICKET!!WTF..I TOLD HIM WELL, YOU GUYS HAVE MADE IT SO "SAFE" NOW, THAT THERE REALLY ARENT ANY INTERESTING WALKING PARKS ANYMORE, SO FROM NOW ON, WE WILL JUST GO TO SQUIRES CASTLE..LOL ON A SIDE NOTE...FUCKTARD CAME TO PICK UP KIDS WHEN WE GOT HOME..NOW, I HAVE WARNED HIM BEFORE ABOUT THE POTHOLES IN MY DRIVEWAY, AND HE HAS BEEN HERE ONCE BEFORE..HOWEVER, ON HIS WAY OUT TODAY, HE BOTTOMED OUT HIS CAR, AND DENTED THE REAR PASSENGER BODY!!! ROFLMFAOOOO HAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT FUCKER..KARMA REALLY CAN BE A BITCH... WELL, THATS ALL FOR NOW..IM TIRED, AND NEED A KID FREE NAP...GONNA BE A LOOOOOONGGG NIGHT..HEH

Christmas Stuff
Candles are a gift of light, A tiny sun, a bit of star. No other dancer in the night Dances with such sheer delight, Little souls serene and bright, Each a glimpse of what we are Shining innocent and pure. *************************************************** Sitting under the mistletoe Sitting under the mistletoe One last candle burning low, All the sleepy dancers gone, Just one candle burning on, Shadows lurking everywhere: Some one came, and kissed me there. Tired I was; my head would go Nodding under the mistletoe No footsteps came, no voice, but only, Just as I sat there, sleepy, lonely, Stooped in the still and shadowy air Lips unseen - and kissed me there. ************************************************ Christmas is a time for Love Christmas is a time for Love; a time for Joy and Peace; A time to trim the Christmas Tree and a time to stuff the geese. It's a time when we can come together, however far or near; To shed a little hope into a

And Though Christmas Is Almost Upon Us..........
Old one but cute.... > > Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the > pearly gates. > > 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess > something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' > > The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.He > flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. > > 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. > > The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He > shook them and said, 'They're bells.' > > Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. > > The third man started searching desperately through his po ckets and > finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. > > St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And > justwhat do those symbolize?' > > The man replied, 'These are Carols.' >

Modern Art
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby. "This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No, madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."

Wow....this Guy Bought Me....i Kinda Like Being Owned
~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~ Go Show This Man Some LOVE!!! I have WONDERFUL friends...and I know you guys will make it worth his while to own me....:) He is a Nice guy...you NEED him on YOUR List too *kisses* He RAWKS!!! *Gets On Hands and Knees At Owners Feet* (Just Click The Pic and LOVE On Him) BhamBuggy@ fubar

This Is Me Baby! Take It Or Leave It, I Could Care Less! :)
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you fill this out and send to me in a privet message and i'll do the same for you.... Name: Jamey Rae Birthdate: 7/12 Birthplace: Canton, Ohio Current Location: Canton, Ohio Eye Co

Visions
A vision came to me this morning. It was sometime between 9 and 10:00 AM. I had just finished my coffee and read my e mail. I was not sleeping and I was aware of things around me but could not speak. My naked father came to me, he was standing holding a pine tree "Christmas Tree" and was tossing it into a fire. He looked at me and said, " This is what you end up with ". I though about it and I clearly got the message. If we think of the things we have in our life are really not that important. We all end up the way we started. We should love all living things. We should love our families and all we love, love them all the more. Do not settle for being alive but live your life the best you can. Thank the Great Spirit for your life and each day you can share. My father died in 1999. He was in a wheel chair for the last two years of his life. With only use of his arms. I was so happy to see him standing, he looked much younger yet he looked sad as he was tossing the youn

Graduation Is Here!!!
Its been 18 long months! Crazydebi and I finally made it. We are Gibbs College Graduates!! We are so excited and happy to be done and soon to be starting new jobs. A new chapter in our lives is about to begin and Crazydebi and I are going to be life long friends. I'm so glad I met her. Can you tell that we are right next to each other posting this blog? lol

I Am Tired Of People Hurting Me
First off I wanted to let you all know that each and everyone of you are special. When we chat, shout or leave comments it’s a great feeling knowing that out in this vast world called cyber space there are decent people. I hope that I have given you all smiles and laughs and in someway I made you feel special. What you see is the real me I hope I am never mean or cruel to anyone because I am not even that way face to face. What you get when you deal with me is the real thing Crazy as I am that is me. SO please know I do not think that what happened ( yet again) came from any of you. I do not think anyone of you could hurt me , or insult me the way I was in the email I received today. I think each and everyone of you are decent kind caring and I have the utmost respect for all of you. Huggzzz to each of you. Now the reason for this blog. If you read any one my other blogs I am better at writing in a informative format then to just ramble on about why I am hurt. So here

Friendship
Hello!!!... and WELCOME!!!,... too the dirty bird lounge!!! The dirty bird has just opened for business!!! Please don't mind the dust as I am still "PIMPIN" the joint out!!! as of now, the feature music is mostly rock-n-roll: (with a couple Prince songs I'm tellin ya ya never know what you'll find here!!!) This is being expanded as I type LOL. anyone over 18 is welcome but, PLEASE keep in mind this is an adult club and unlike most lounges I am not enforceing to many rules this is a anything goes lounge be as nice or naughty as you wish.... (Still looking for a cool skin and suggestions are always welcome) In addition, I am curentlly seeking a full staff minus one pool table dancer. Come get yer groove on at the The Dirty Bird!!! First round's free .....(limited time only lol) Why is it that we feel pain, we get no warning as with the rain. the loss of someone dearly loved, or the remnants of a shattered love. Moveing on is hard to do when every da

When I Look Into Your Eyes
When I look into your eyesI know where I belong.When I look into your eyesI know that I’ve come home.When I see you smile at meI feel my soul begin to warm.When I see you smile at meI feel the world is at peace.When I feel your arms around meI know a sense of calm.When I feel your arms around meI know I’m safe at last.When I taste your tender kiss I taste a bit of heaven.When I taste your tender kiss I taste the essence of you.When I hear your soft whispers I feel my passions ignite When I hear your soft whispersI feel your fires burning in me.When you hold me close to you I know an ache within When you hold me close to youI know what heaven is.

Blogs From Others
Anna 'the One and OnlyManager of Fire and Ice Leveling Crew~@ fubar This blog is from Anna Why is it other people can send some of the most graphic sexual pictures there are for a comment on someones page and nothing happens? I wake up to a message from fubar telling me I have offended someone with some pics . Knowing I marked all that I personally were nsfw and put them in a folder marked as such and made them where they could not be ripped. I click on the link that takes u to the offensive pic and it is one I got from some one else that is their main profile pic.ok I play the silly game and put the offensive pics in a new nsfw folder and lable it as someone elses idea of nsfw. I then went to find a bouncer to have all my pics checked out so I do not have to go thru this again all are either not on line or away or asleep and 1 is here supposedly I asked for his help and have not gotten even a reply I go into the fubar support and I ask for help and get sent an email inst

A Sad State Of Affairs
>> > >I don't know each of your personal political convictions, and apologize if >> > >anyone finds this offensive. I thought it was important enough to share. >> > >This is Jeff's first hand view of Senator Obama. >> > > >> > >Tiffany >> > > >> > >Hello everyone, >> > >As you know I am not a very political person. I just wanted to pass along >> > >that Senator Obama came to Bagram Afghanistan for about an hour on his >> > >visit to 'The War Zone'. I wanted to share with you what happened. >> > >He got off the plane and got into a bullet proof vehicle, got to the area to >> > >meet with the Major General (2 Star) who is the commander here at Bagram. >> > > >> > >As the Soldiers where lined up to shake his hand he blew them off and didn't >> > >say a word as he went into the conference room to meet the General. As he >> > >finished, the vehicles took him to the ClamShell (pretty much a big top tent >> > >that military personnel can play basketball or wor

King Arthur And The Witch...
Arthur and the Witch Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; a

Personality Makes The Mold..
You all might know me as a crazy person, fun loving, and showing that crazy side a lot. There is another side to my soul....When I am hurt, and down n out...I create laughter by doing stupid silly things. I have used FUBAR as a tool for me to heal, and I have a lot of friends on here who comment on my photos. That brings me peace, and I thank all of you. I hope that my personality brings out the best in all of you. I certainly enjoy reading the comments. My Dad built this being, and I thank God for him. I am living my life through him. He has passed, and the Holidays are very hard so If you laugh with me...you will have a friend for life. My personality has made a solid mold, and I do not want it to break. Thank You..NSF, Looking4new, and DewtheDew.....You guys always have funny comments, and thank you Armgst...adopted Pop...Love Ya..u6i9 you are awesome too...to all of my repeat offenders...and Misterfeet youare just the shit...love ya too

Help??
I DONT USUALLY ASK BUT IM ASKING NOW I NEED 164,731 PTS TO LEVEL I HAVE RATED TIL I CANT RATE ANYMORE I HAVE ADDED ALL THAT I CAN ADD I HAVE ALOT OF NEW PICS AND SOME NEW STASH CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME TO LEVEL UP BEEN STUCK FOR 3 DAMN MONTHS LOL THANK YOU TO ALL THAT DO HELP

Christmas Party
Everyones invited to the best Christmas party online ANYWHERE!!!!!! going to be a great night full of Prizes, Fun, and HOTTIES on cam, yes you heard that right HOTTIES on cam............some lucky person will be winning a Blast for the most Christmasy profile, so dress up your profile with all the christmas stuff you can find online for a chance to win the BLAST, we will also be asking random trivia questions on everyones favorite subject CHRISTMAS, so brush up on your christmas knowledge for a chance to win fubucks............. DONT MISS THIS!!!!!! Saturday DECEMBER 22 at 6pm pacific time CLICK HERE AND COME SUBSCRIBE http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52309

Alone
Why love? Why care? Why bother? It gets you nowhere, but heartbroken. Why trust? Why Lust? When it always leads to words that should never have been spoken. I knew it without a doubt that my heart was going to be torn out. Why do I keep trying? When all they can do is keep lying? I believed in true love when all hope was gone...... I am meant to walk this world alone.

Enrons On Every Corner
Enrons everywhere, on every corner, even in the white house, now a word from our sponsor!! ANY AND ALL COMMENTS WELCOME AFTER VIEWING THIS PLEASE. One of the obvious differences between Democrats and Republicans is the role that religion plays in their presidential campaigns. For instance, every Democrat, while pretending to believe that “separation of church and state” actually appears somewhere in the Constitution, must also insist that religion plays an essential role in his or her life. But just about the only time you see them going to church is when they’re posing for the cameras while addressing a black Baptist congregation. What’s more, when questioning these people, the liberal media kindly limits itself to a yes or no question regarding the existence of God. However, when the candidates are Republicans, you might get the idea that the members of the MSM were boning up for their theology exams. Is Huckabee too Christian? Does he actually believe the universe was

Friendship
Friendship . . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart

For Neenee
The Queen needs more friends and fans Lots and LOts of LOVE....come check her out, and leave some love while your at it NeeNee Da Queen - Happy Holiday's!@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by ♥ JeNn ♥ Door Girl for Centerfolds♥The Sisterhood♥@ fubar

It's Not Worth It Anymore!!!
Well people, I have had it!! I am tired of Fubar causing issues in my personal life. Mari and her friends and finally drove me over the edge. They have decided to take some very personal pics that I sent to her, and put them in a Homosexual Wanted add with my cell phone number. I have a new girlfriend now, and I don't want this to ruin my relationship. Mari still has a private folder with pics of me that she refuses to delete. Look at my page, I have nothing of her on it. She has shown that even though she is with another man, she still is not over me. Unless someone can give me a good reason to stay, I will be deleting my account once my VIP is done. payneja01

Contest!!!!
To All Members, Guests & Staff of Storm's Haven: The first person to bring in 15members to Storm's Haven will get 45k Fu-Bucks. Make sure to tell the new members to let me know who invited them. And once I get my finances straightened out, I'll buy that same person a one day blast. Get out there and get us some more members to join our family!! lol Storm. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52735

Lmmfao
OMG.... I just heard the finniest story and HAVE to share this... apparently this is the best prank ever. Someone ..who shall remain nameless... had a gay ad posted about him somewhere with his phone number, and called my room mate thinking it was her. OMG I need to know who did this they deserve a night out on me! This is the funniest thing i have ever heard.. I have been laughing non stop.. damn i wish i would have come up with something like that.. it is priceless.. so whoever you are please let me know and i will gladly take you out to dinner myself! I LOVE YA!!!!! LMMFAO

Love
"I do beseech you of your pardon for too much loving you." -William Shakespeare "To love at all is to be vulnerable." -C.S. Lewis "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it's yours to keep. If it doesn't, it was never meant to be." -author unknown "Oh, thou art fairer than the evening air, clad in the beauty of a thousand stars." -Christopher Marlowe "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is wing'd cupid painted blind." -William Shakespeare "You never lose by loving. you always lose by holding back" -Barbara De Angelis "All you need is love." -John Lennon "I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." -Alfred, Lord Tennyson "People love others not for who they are, but for how they make us feel." -Irwin Federman "Love is not what we become, but who we already are." -Steven Levine "Love is patient

Update!
Well, just heard from the doctor and the yolk sack that is missing from my baby is what makes up the central nervous system and brain for the baby... meaning i would lose it in a few months or have a stillborn. So this friday i am going into the hospital to have it removed. then i can concentrate on the other things that are going on in my body, oh goody... thanks to all my friends and please keep me in your prayers, i really think it is helping :) love to all, suzy

Boobies -vs- Willies
family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration

Remembering Victoria
Remembering Victoria REMEMBERING VICTORIA Life may deal us some unexpected blows, sometimes, which completely blindside us. The day can begin absolutely normal for us. Granted, each person's definition of normal' will vary from one individual to another. When we get up in the morning our minds are clear and all the thoughts from the previous day are, for the most part, abolished. We get up with a new attitude, hope and outlook for the day. We expect this day to be, somehow, better than the last; if in fact the previous day was harsh. But we don't give up hope. There is always hope. I remember one particular day so vividly in my mind. It's a day I will never forget. Even if I tried too, my co-workers won't let me. Someone needs to remember; and I may be the only one who does. Besides, I don't think I would want to forget. It keeps me grounded. It reminds me that I am human, that I have a heart, and that I am not the stone-hearted bitch I thought I had become. I reported for m

Kevin Smith Ripped These Sentiments Right Out Of My Head...lol
I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that h

My Blog
Well where to start? okay summer finally made its sweet time to northern idaho. Thank you summer. Me and Robert drove the Cadillac up here about four months ago from Phoenix. Things here are so....quiet? Simpler for sure...alot of time to reflect? self-torture? whatever.. About an hour ago I was told my grandmother was put in a group home and that it would be pointless sending a christmas card, or anything for for that matter to her because she has no idea who i am....still I put the card with the others to be sent out today. It is almost impossible imagining her without memories of me...even at the age of 92. I am so angry with my family for allowing my grandma to go...to be taken...from her home for over 50 years...not to live with other family members (what family does...) fuck no, let strangers take care of her in a strange place...i am so ashamed of my family. When she passes, I will have no reason or interest to ever speak to them again. I wasnt told till now because the family

So Whats The Complaint?
Woman accused of groping mall Santa AP - 8 minutes ago Sent 597 times DANBURY, Conn. - Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint.

Auction
Ok i'm going to auction myself off here's the way it's going to work.... NO REAL MONEY involved at all!! This is all out of fun All you need is fubucks (which will be spent on the winner). Now the winner will own me for 2 weeks to do with me as you see fit (within reason remember this is for fun) rate friends, stashes, bomb contests that you our your friends are in. make you morphs or pic merges or comments,help you level friends ect... The bidding will start Thursday 12/20/07 @ 12pm est and will end 12/26/07 12am est... Please fumail all bids winner will be announced Thursday 12/27/07 Ok i'm going to auction myself off!! and here's the way it's going to work.... NO REAL MONEY involved at all!! This is all out of fun All you need is fubucks (which will be spent on the winner). Now the winner will own me for 1 month to do with me as you see fit (within reason remember this is for fun) rate friends, stashes, bomb contests that you or your friend

The Man
So 881039 just had his mumm entitled 'Bald Beavers' nuked when someone complained that it was nsfw. I missed her name dammit, but she obviously belongs back on MySpace. Why am I writing this? Because in the highest and mightiest possible way, she chewed out all of the commenters as well for 'not knowing what nsfw meant. Then she reported the mumm. Funny thing is, there wasn't a single direct mention of human anatomy anywhere in the mumm. I personally was commenting about Canada's national rodent. I think I voted nay to shaving them because they really need that thick pelt, especially at this time of year. So why did the mumm get deleted I wonder? Any suggestions? Did anyone catch that miserable whiny bitch's name?

Come Join
Hey Everyone that is local...I would like to invite you to join me and Steve up at Down The Hatch North in Mt Morris On December 22 at 9PM for their Christmas Party.It should be alot of fun...And it would give me a chance to meet alot of you...I hope to see you all there :-)

Contest Help Me!!!
I'm in a contest & need some help! I need at least 10,000 comments & 200 rates... So, please take a little time and help me out! IM IN A CONTEST RIGHT NOW UNTIL THE 1ST OF JANUARY. PLEASE HELP ME BOMB MY PIC. DO AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. THAT WOULD BE VERY APPRECIATED. LOVE YOU GUYS. ILL RETURN THE FAVOR SOME HOW I PROMISE. DANIELA HERES THE LINK: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=493452&albumid=726255&i=3062308710 I AM IN A CONTEST FOR A 3 MONTH VIP!! PLEASE HELP ME OUT PLEASE!!!! HERES IS THE LINK...IF YOU HELP ME OUT I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=806823&albumid=986645&i=492933819&idx=0 THANK YOU DANIELLE

For Uk And Us Troops
Ask this question to a soldier,the answers in his eyes Always we will be here waiting,the call we wont deny We'll always fight for freedom,never ask why We'll go away to far off lands,leaving our loved ones behind Many times we are alone, several times inside Open the windows to our souls, see in soldiers eyes They said my life was over They said was a waste You'll never have a life my boy Not just a taste I refused to believe them I was better than the rest And when i look up from my feet There was a sign saying be the best I walk through the door Determined to make them see ''You want to be a soldier lad?' '' Come on then, follow me.'' If you saw me now My life far fro over I'm sure as hell ot a waste Far from it I'm soldier.

Loses
a few years ago someone came into my life online and was very curious and intriqued about what i was into. casual talk at first led to more and more over time. after a year or longer, she accepted my collar. she was married, hubby wasnt into it but let her explore. she grew more and more with me. she led a vanilla life there and slave life with me, she visited a few times and really did well. life started getting in the way. and with a few pushes from me, she had to be released. it is difficult due to the fact that i took so much time with her and she grew to be a part of us. there will be no one else like her. she will be missed. but yea bro i am getting past it. she does still love me deeply and i will always own that dark side of her heart and cherish it always. who knows what the future brings, nothing is for certain. ever i had to put my dog "Troubles" to sleep yesterday, he was so sick and there was nothing that could be done. i had him since he was 6 wks old and i watched ove

Some More Poems
Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your loves blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set my body on fire Quench the fire in my blood With sweet caresses Touch my soul with your passion Lay down beside me Feel my body crying for you Let's get lost in each other Touching, exploring, tasting We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our night Want me, like no other Need you, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever The sweet taste of love Still lingers in my mind A succulent tasty morsel A treasure worth its find A wet and juicy fruit That fills my mouth with joy Like candy to a baby An edible sexy toy With nectar sweet as honey A syrup of flowing silk Like a bubbly kind of lava As smooth as warm clear milk It breathes with

Sesons Crappings Lol
well i suoppse ill start my little rant off here, So ive been looking for work for the holidays and i keep getting toldto try again next year :/ kinda doesnt make sence if its holiday work to ask me to return jan of 08, a little common sence would go along way at some places now wouldnt it......then theres a girl i went out on a date with a while back , we hit it off great better than id expected but cant seem to get on that second date i seem to be committed to trying to start something but obviously not her :( ive had to have caleld over 20 times and never gotten a call back and only got her on the phone twice......ud think if u liked somone youd try to get to them or atleast call for fuck sakes , then there the sugery ive had on my jaw , i had to molors removed and bone put in then had to go back in cause i had a abses that ate aaway at my sinus bone leaveing a big gap even with the frist bone implantiation not to metion had had to have tissue removed fro my pallet to cover the bon

Porn
Ok, let's get one thing straight, if you posted naked pics of yourself up here, you obviously want people to see them. Why then do you post them and put on the folder don't even ask and act pissed when people do, who's the fuckin pervert here, the ones wanting to see you're tits, or you for posting pics of them in the first fucking place. And furthermore, what's with posting nudes of yourself when you know damn well that you have some brokedown old nasty ass titties and a big beer gut? And guys, why are you posting pics of your dicks on here? If you're cock was really that big you would be in porn not yanking one off too it, stop stealing pics and saying its yours. Point is if you didn't want anyone to see your naked shit, you wouldn't be posting them on the net, and just because I wanna see you naked doesn't mean I wanna be your fan.

Bedroom Personality
You will go to jail for... Performing a strip tease on the street 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com You have a Romantic Bedroom Personality! You love to be romantic in the bedroom. You want every sexy encounter to be special, so you often go out of your way to set a romantic mood. Your lovers always feel special and want to come back for more. 'What's your Bedroom Personality?' at QuizUniverse.com

Top 10
10. Well it was my first time having sex. And me and my boyfriend were excited! It started out great at least the first two minutes. Then all he kept doing was talking. Not even romantic things. Stuff about his friends and family. 9. Ok no one "said" this. A song came on the random mp3 playlist on the PC in the backround. "Every Sperm is Sacred" by Monthy Python. Offputting... 8. BLOW ME 7. Hey Don't Worry Baby! Think Of My Genital Warts As Nature's French Ticklers! 6. I was dating this fireman, let's call him Kevin. Who wasn't very good in bed to begin with and could only have sex to the beat of music. His favorite? Van Halen of course. During the middle of "running with the devil" we went to change positions, and he said "why don't you swing that stinkhole over here to the edge if the bed". I did swing to the edge of the bed, leapt off, got my clothes and bailed. In his car. (I did return it 4 days later.) He could not understand what my problem was because when I told

The Real Reason For The Holiday
THE U IN JESUS Before U were thought of or time had begun, God stuck U in the name of His Son. And each time U pray, you'll see it's true, You can't spell out JesUs and not include U. You're a pretty big part of His wonderful name, For U, He was born; that's why He came. And His great love for U is the reason He died. It even takes U to spell crUcified. Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand He rose from the dead, with U in His plan? The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew, and this word resUrrection is spelled with a U. When JesUs left earth at His upward ascension, He felt there was one thing He just had to mention. 'Go into the world and tell them it's true That I love them all - Just like I love U.' So many great people are spelled with a U, Don't they have a right to know JesUs too? It all depends now on what U will do, He'd like them to know, But it all starts with U.

Poems
today,i wish you a day of ordinary miracles,a fresh pot of coco you did not have to make yourself an unexpected phone call from an old friend(with updated address). green stoplights on your way to work or shop. i wish you a day of little things to rejoice in. the fastest line at the grocery store. a good sing along song on the radio(no fair i pods). your keys right where you look. wish you a day of happiness and perfection little bite size pieces of perfection that give you the funny feeling that the lord is smiling on you,holding you so gently because you are someone rare and special. wish you a day of peace,happiness and joy. they say it takes a minute to find a special person,an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them,but then an entire life to foget them. send this phrase to the people you'll never forget.tis a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them if i could have but just one wish,i'd wish for you to find the peace of downy angel wings that

Life21
I had a physical therapy appointment today. We discussed what she should try on me this time since taping up my shoulder didn't work and my skin reacted to the tape when she did it. She tried this electrode machine on my back and shoulder to react to the muscles. She left it on for about 20 minutes and it helped a lot. That is until she went to turn it off and she accidentally turned it the other way and shocked the Hell out of me. She felt so bad. It scared the shit out of me. LMAO! So she ordered me a machine to be sent to my home so I can do it to myself. I was really surprised how much it helped me. She said to do it 1 to 2 times a day to relax those muscles. Unfortunately she informed me she is pretty sure I have a torn rotator cuff in my left shoulder from back in April when I fell down some stairs in a restaurant! I never have gone in to have it checked and have just dealt with it. I guess I should really have is x-rayed and get it taken care of but that mea

New Horror Novel
My new novel is selling well. Here is the link if anyone is interested to purchase. http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&EAN=9780979988448&itm=3 Here is the booksigning tour information: Hope to see you all. Eric Enck will be signing copies of the following books, TELL ME YOUR NAME, THE RECKONING and GHOST OF A CHANCE at the following bookstores: First off, a little insight: TELL ME YOUR NAME is a violent novel centering around a serial killer murdering pregnant women and leaving other dead killer's fingerprints at the crime scenes eluding the police. You can also order the book anywhere on-line. You can ship it to Eric for a signature at the address listed down below. Amazon has the cheapest prices as of now. THE RECKONING is a bloody tale about a young college student who is obsessed with vampires in books. She begins a killing spree based on her suffering past with her father. Little does she know, that after many gory killing

Letting Go
I have been contemplating letting of of fear and living in the moment. This past April I traveled alone across the United States, through the Yukon and into Alaska in a brand new company van and believed that I had conquered alot of my fears. I traveled across icy mountain passes in a snow storm. My body was so tense I thought it would crack into pieces, my hands turning white, tightly gripping the steering wheel. I am a southeast Texas girl that is totally unfamiliar with snow and ice and I have a huge fear of heights, especially mountain roads with life threatening cliffs to slide off of! I literally kissed the ground when I safely arrived at the bottom of that mountain and believed I could do anything after making it through that! But the holidays have brought on a new set of fears. I lost both my mom and dad in the last couple of years and so I have very little family left. Christmas activities really bring up all the wonderful memories of holidays past, but they also bring up th

Love Is Blind
Love is blind," we say, but perhaps it is more accurate to say love sees with different eyes. Love sees beyond the surface. Love opens the door for beauty. When we see with the eye, we develop the ability to refine, to judge, to discriminate. When we see with the heart, we expand the view of what it is to be human, see the common dream, see the wisdom of friends and neighbors, see there is no separation between that which is most beautiful and the everyday world. The eye of the heart sees with a wholeness that allows imperfections and idiosyncrasies to coexist with beauty. The eye of the heart knows surface and depth are not opposites. Beauty is a process, a revelation, not a finished state. FRIENDS: Will wait patiently with you in the long line to the bathroom and hold the stall door shut. WV FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

All That Know Me
I just wanted to let all know that my baby came home at 12:30A.M. today I just wanted to let everyone that knows me know that my son is still in the hospital he has been there since last Thursday and they r saying that he will be there till atleast this Thursday

Come Join Us
Please come join us at Friend's til the End lounge at: http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52845 a place where you can meet new friend's and hear good music where the only thing that is required is that you have a good heart....

Fedsex 2
What do u do when u learn about someone who don't get none and is wit someone. Put it two u like this from what was explained 2 me, menopause is a mutha dressed up wit numbers. C i learned from experience when u not getting none ur mornings can be doom and your night resemble hell. So when my boy was complaining, not explaining, about being pussy-less, wit a live piece of meat on the butcher's table or a little boy laying next 2 priest. yeah it will drive u crazy. When women shut down don't go for the rape charge, because that is was is bound to happen. i myself am use 2 getting it in, so imagine how someone who is wit someone who is not even getting around 2 it. U feel "dethrone". Get some become like playing the lottery, if it is going 2 happen then it happen. But u will probably hit every now and then. Myself i would resort 2 different matters, like cheatin, but at this point that is 2 costly. I told homeboy might as well marry your hand if u can't afford a rental or fit 4 the

Rachels Blogs
A Holiday Wish By Steve Martin If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and

Songs
Like anyone would be I am flattered by your fascination with me Like any hot-blooded woman I have simply wanted an object to crave But you, you're not allowed You're uninvited An unfortunate slight Must be strangely exciting To watch the stoic squirm Must be somewhat heartening To watch shepherd need shepherd But you you're not allowed You're uninvited An unfortunate slight Like any uncharted territory I must seem greatly intriguing You speak of my love like You have experienced love like mine before But this is not allowed You're uninvited An unfortunate slight I don't think you unworthy I need a moment to deliberate "Join Me In Death" Baby join me in death Baby join me in death Baby join me in death We are so young our lives have just begun but already we're considering escape from this world and we've waited for so long for this moment to come we're so anxious to be together together in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join m

I Am In A Contest
Hello everyone, I am in my first contest. Any amount comments you can leave would be greatly appreciated and thanks. Happy Holidays :) http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=646427&albumid=747512&i=2485988936

Greatest Gift From A Woman...
The greatest gift a from a woman is her self. The way she walks, the way she looks at you. The way she makes you feel like a man. The way she kisses you and holds you in her arms. The shit she puts up with defending you till the last. The sex she has with you... her beautiful body, the taste of her sweet lips. Her soft hair. The softest skin ever touched by a man. Her long sexy legs, that she willingy wraps around you. The way she trusts you as you enter her body and allows you and her to become one. Thanks girls for being a great friend and lover. The GREATEST gift is YOU! -God will provide a brighter tommorrow. -In feeling good about ones self and making others feel the same. -In Family and Friends -Sincere,Serious,Funny & Passionate are good qualities to have. -In long hand n hand walks on a moon lit beach. -In dark all over tans. -In long flowing hair, bright smiles, and small feet. -In hot steamy showers together. -In trusting &

Dj Shadow @ Aftershock Bar & Grill
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THIS DJ.. MAY BE LURKING AROUND... YOU WILL ALWAYS FIND HIM... HIDING IN THE BACKGROUND... BUT YOU'LL ONLY FIND HIM AT... IS HE AWAKE??... OR IS HE ASLEEP?!? WELL IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER!! BECAUSE YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW... WHEN HE'S SPINNIN THE VINYL... HE PUTS ON AN AWESOME SHOW... EVERY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY MORNING... FROM 1AM - 7AM MST... HE'S CLASSY... NEVER SASSY!!!... AND... ALWAYS AROUND WHEN YOU NEED HIM... SO COME ON IN TO AFTERSHOCK AND SAY HELLO.. GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR WHERE WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~(Lead DJ) ~*~DJ WILL VO

Christmas
Here it is the Christmas wish list. All you have to do is post this and let people check off what they would want to do to you. []Hug []Kiss on cheek []Kiss on lips []Hold hands []Cuddle []Make out []Sit on your lap []Go on a date with you []Just be friends []Be more than friends []Love me []Like me []Kiss under the Mistletoe []Get to know me more []be with me []just hangout with me []Love me for ever till the day you die How old do I look? [] pre-teen 11-12 [] early teens 13-15 [] mid-teens 16-17 [] late teens 18-19 [] early twenties 20-23 [] mid twenties 24-26 [] late twenties 27-29 [] early thirties 30-33 [] mid thirties 34-36 [] late thirties 37-39 How good do I look from 1-10 (1- ugly/10- hott) [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Would you come visit me? [] yes [] no Am I: [] okay [] hott [] sexy [] cute Would you rather: [] makeout [] cuddle [] go out [] none of the above Would u e

Justice League
Wonder Woman made us a super cool hideout. Tell all your Superfriends to check it out. (had to comic it up alittle lol) The pimped outshout box will be marked private this saturday so hurry up and join. :) love ya guys if you dont wanta join thats so fine but you should check out my new baby she is so pretty Justice League is her name. :)

Rants
LMFAO!! This photo was flagged as NSFW right after I uploaded it. PLEASE!! Give me a fucking break! What jealous bitch flagged this? LOL Must have been a jealous bitch because no guy in the right mind would flag this.

Himynameisjason
So yeah just sittin here thinkin about questions I don't yet have answers to so don't ask me cuz I don't know! and after today I welcome change if the outcome is good or bad I welcome change if there is one thing I do get from this change is to be better but you always want more so you have to ask yourself what is for you in this life I like to think anything you want in this life you just have to have a need and I need this ... whatever the outcome is from all that I do will be who knows ... who knows. when one door closes another one opens the past two years I've been workin at a place at first it was ok and over time it just got boring and not worth goin to work anymore knowing you have to deal with them or it anymore I guess you can call it a bad break up at the end you wanted different things and you're better off finding something that will make you happy so here I am ... with a new year almost upon us only 2 days away starting over sounds good so I'm startin over Happy New Years

Contest Help!
Thanks to everyone's help, I won the contest!! I couldn't have done it without all of you, so thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!! I'll be visiting each of you in the coming days, and if you need extra help with anything, just let me know! Lots of big hugs, Stacey I'm in a contest and I need 50,000 pic comments by December 26 at 6 p.m. Pacific Time! Here's the link: Please comment as often as you can! All help is appreciated & will be remembered!! Thank you! Stacey aka "Mystic Butterfly" I'm in a contest and I need 50,000 pic comments by December 24 at 6 p.m. Pacific Time! Here's the link: [ fubar.com photo: 3187390664 ] Please comment as often as you can! All help is appreciated & will be remembered!! Thank you! Stacey aka "Mystic Butterfly"

Contests
NEED SOME HELP COMMENT BOMBING GUYS....YOU ROCK!!! [ fubar.com photo: 3455991824 ] I need some help guys..thank you so much in advance...i need 50K comments...and some delusions of grandeur...Its my first contest so any help is appreciated..YOU ROCK!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=646427&albumid=747512&i=3455991824

Christmas Blessings
We apologize for this mass Holiday Wish, but we want all our family, friends and fans to know that we wish each and every one of you a Blessed Christmas and safe holiday season. We are still trying to get organized since moving to the country and are preparing for a family Christmas here complete with the traditional dinner. Forgive us for not being here as much as we were, but hopefully soon things will settle back to somewhat normal. Please bear with us and remember that we love you all and wish you the best. Hugzzzz, Sipher, Sexy LiL Sharky and family

My Life As It Goes...
So... My best friend proposed to me about 6 months ago... Ring and everything. I love it, right? So I said yeah, why not. I wasn't finding anyone else worth bothering with. So... We set the date for in about 2 1/2 years or so... Hahaha... So he started dating some girl... This girl I hate with a passion. And I dated a couple guys on and off. Well... He's a Marine... And he continually kinda disappears for months at a time... No one really knows where he goes... Haha... So, he did it again the past 2 months... So I sent him a message on myspace & called him multiple times & he appeared again 2 days ago... And I got a message from him on myspace... Saying that he's fine and he knocked up his girlfriend and that they're getting married... And I'm like the last person to know about the wedding or the baby... I'm not as pissed off about the fact that he's marrying her... But... It's the fact that it's her... She's a psychotic, crazy bitch... And the only reason she got pregnant was to

Teddy Bears
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. They were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking, af

Kurisumasu
It is really cheap and it would be for christmas...cause i'm not able to get anything for christmas. please if anyone can let me know and i can give you my address so it can be sent to me here are the things they are only 2.75 and 1.75 or something like that here are the links first item second item

Taking Chances
Don’t know much about your life. Don’t know much about your world, but Don’t want to be alone tonight, On this planet they call earth. You don’t know about my past, and I don’t have a future figured out. And maybe this is going too fast. And maybe it’s not meant to last, But what do you say to taking chances, What do you say to jumping off the edge? Never knowing if there’s solid ground below Or hand to hold, or hell to pay, What do you say, What do you say? I just want to start again, And maybe you could show me how to try, And maybe you could take me in, Somewhere underneath your skin? What do you say to taking chances, What do you say to jumping off the edge? Never knowing if there’s solid ground below Or hand to hold, or hell to pay, What do you say, What do you say? And I had my heart beaten down, But I always come back for more, yeah. There’s nothing like love to pull you up, When you’re laying down on the floor there. So talk to me, talk t

Holiday Poems
Charity Begins Where Interest Ends Charity begins where interest ends, Having little interest but in giving, Removing self from self, that there be space In which a much-loved guest might feel at home. So might one find delight, though ravens rend The un-embroidered fabric of one's being: Miracle of unrequited grace, A wave of wonder welling up from stone, Singing as it breaks of selfless grieving. Simple Pleasures Rest on Complex Piers Simple pleasures rest on complex piers Engineered to stand against the wind, A latticework of love that lasts the years, Steel lace on which we ply our passions blind. On certain days, however, we recall Necessary links to worlds below, Seasons of remembrance that with small Gifts of grace rekindle what we know. Revel, then, within, and celebrate Each tangled thread that binds you to your life, Embracing the regrets that are your fate, Traveling again the roads to light. In such sweet seasons love, however wrought, Neith

Help Me Leave Fubar With A Smile!!!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!! TAKE SERIOUSLY!!! I REGRET TO INFORM YOU BUT THE PIMP WILL DIE ON JANUARY 31st AND WILL NOT RETURN. HEY PEOPLE IT BEEN A BLAST MEETING NEW FACES AND HANGING OUT WITH THE SOME OF THE KEWLEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET BUT I HAVE DECIEDED TO WALK AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK... I WOULD HAVE BEEN GONE ALREADY BUT MY VIP IS BOCKING THE EXIT AND WON’T LET ME GET THROUGH. *JAN 31st* IS MY RESERECTION DATE BACK INTO SOCIETY AND AWAY FROM HERE... SOME OF YOU, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE CAN EITHER CALL ME, HIT ME ON YAHOO, MSN, OR EVEN THE DREADED MYSPACE I HATE SO MUCH. IN THE UPCOMMING TIME TILL I EXPIRE I WOULD LIKE TO SET SOME PERSONAL GOALS UPON EXITING AND I NEED YOU ALL TO HELP. MAKE IT TO LVL24 GODFATHER AND WIN A SPOTLIGHT THAT’S IT BUT I CAN’T DO IT A LONE. I’M ONLY ONE PERSON BUT THERE ARE MILLIONS OF YOU THAT CAN HELP ME… PLEASE HELP THIS WOULD BE THE BEST EXITING PRESENT EVER. TRUST ME I KNOW IT SUCKS BUT I GOTTA GET BACK ON TRACK. ME LEAVIN

Stupid People
hate people that say there gonna do something and turn around and don't do it i use to be like that to but i have grown up if i wanna do something i'm gonna go do it and not give a fuck what people think i even lost a good women cause i held back you don't realize what you have till it's gone then it's to late to do anything about it all you can think about about is what you had people say grow the fuck up and move on which is true for some things but not all so don't let time pass you bye but live it to the fullest

Fuck Fubar
Why should it even exist. i must be really unfuckin cool.if i cant even make friends on this dumb ass site,where people think there shit dont stink. fuck them. this whole site is nothin more then fakes and liars. tryin to make people think somethin there not.i though this place would of been cool,not gay like mysapce. And the people with nsfw pics,why post if u wont let people see and if we do see "ur not here for sex" well dont post that shit fuckin tease, skank, slut. Yea im pissed,pissed at you the person laughin with the incrowed on fubar. bout to be ratin this blog a 1. well go ahed. i dont care. And to my friends on my list jus go fuck ur selves ur not my friends, u did it for the points, and so "ur profile would look cool" fuckin conformists. Most of u posers wouldnt know a good thing if it crawled on ur nono part and rubbed it, but then again none of u are horny jus wanting to level up and gain fubucks. So for my ending comment. Take a full body shot so i can tell if ur fat or

Love?
> It hurts to love someone and > not be loved in return, > but what is more painful > is to love someone and > never find the courage > to let that person know how you feel. > > Maybe God wants us to meet > a few wrong people before > meeting the right one > so that when we finally > meet the right person, > we will know how to > be grateful for that gift. > Love is when you take away > the feeling, the passion, and the romance > in a relationship and find out > you still care for that person. > > A sad thing in life > is when you meet someone > who means a lot to you, > only to find out in the end > that it was never meant to be and you > just have to let go. > > The best kind of friend > is the kind you can sit > on a porch and swing with, > never say a word, and then walk away > feeling like it was the > best conversation you've ever had. > > It's true that w

Me
i been fighting off what ever i got i was told i have bronchitis if i spelled it right all they gave me was these cold pills that dont do shit and coughing mexs that put me to sleep i been pukeing alot running a faever very hard time to breath and other things that iam not going to list i thought it would stop and it did not so iam going to the er so i wont be on and i may not be on tommro if they keep me People say I talk to much I don't care I talk to much Momma say I failed in life I don't care I failed in life Daddy says I drink to much I don't care I drink to much People say i'm headed nowhere And I don't fuckin' care Jimmy Johnsons gonne die Sarah Suzies gonna die Everybody Dyin' slow I don't give a fuck though I'm always short like $50 bucks I couldn't give 50 fucks I could really use some help You can go and fuck yourself Everybody's gonna die, terror fallin' from the sky Mothers wit' they children cry, and I could give a fuck why They say you'll never

My Thoughts
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1:I cant stop licking my lip ring (damn it) 2:I love to see a guy cum 3:I hate my car 4:I hate to be bit and scratched. 5:I think that hot people should be shot lol 6:I know that 90% of what people say when they are jokin is TRUE 7:I dont know if i have ever had an orgasm 8:I dont like to be ate out 9:I love my sister very much 10:I am negative most of the time. 5 People: 1. Brian 2. Krissy 3. James 4. Beth 5. Bobby So i have this ex. My ex is 29. His name is Shane. Well Shane and i work together and i decided that i would give him a chance. Well we hooked up and he kept pushing the sex issue and i knew i wou

Which Are You?
LEO - THE SEX MANIAC (7/23-8/22)Very talkative. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible. Most caring person you'll ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with...they will kick your ass... u might end up crying...loves to touch and moan for no reason at all just being a dork out of the blue... 10 years of bad luck if you do not repost CANCER-CRAVES SEX ALOT (6/22-7/22)THIZ IZ DA REALZ ME Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI -HARD LOVER (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. dual personalities. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost LIBRA-GOOD IN BED

My Pink Hair!
HEY TELL ME WAT U THINK ABOUT MY PINK HAIR....I THINK IT LOOKS SEXI, but thats just me.... thx xoxoxo ~KiWi~ i now have 10 piercings....i did go get both nipples pierced....which is sweet...and it didnt hurt at all...so....ill maybe put some pix up of them once they fell a lil better to move around..lol...and arnt all red!.... xoxoxo ~Brittney Rocele~ When she stares at your lips [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist fro

Frogs For Allyssa
The Frogs For Allyssa campaign has now started. This campaingn is to help get the house remodeled so Allyssa can be properly cared for when she comes home. It is also to help care for Allyssa by getting the things she needs when she does get to come home.. For more information, email all questions, please contact Frogs4allyssa@localnet.com. Donations are appreciated and can be made by sending check or money orders to the following address Frogs for Allyssa West Banko of Sissonsville 6409 Sissonsville Dr. Sissonsville, Wv 25320-9709 Checks and money orders are to be made out to Frogs for Allyssa. We appreciate all that everyone has done and can do in the future. We want to thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for your thoughts and prayers, along with everything else everyone has done. Thank You MyHotComments Looking for something NEW and EXCITING? Come check us out. Feel free to sit back and enjoy the music. If you like to chat you will fit

Funny
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful well endowed 19 year old blond. She said "Santa, will you please stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you please stay with me?" "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you please stay with me?" Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my d**k this way!"

Hello Again
Well with the probs here on and off with the site, i got my dander up and wound up andno way to vent my feelings but to post on the here in my blogs...but..to no avail no one said much exceptr a measely few who just said ok lol. so i mummed it and was told several times by several weird and rude pereps if i didnt like what was goin on to leave....after debating over and over i thought i would do a shock thing since i couldnt find a way that i could just hide my profile so when im gone for abreak i can hide mebbe just let my friends see me no one else lol. i just got fed up and delete my old profile and start over. So for those who knew me as Highly you still can....just for Xmas im Humbug...lol Scrooged. errr scrooge

Rules
Due to recent events I have made these rules for all of Sean's (aka DJ Khaotic Wolf) ex, present, and future fu-girls. #1) Please do not talk to me like I'm your best friend. I am not your friend I am Sean's friend. #2) I do not care about you or your problems. I care about Sean. If you last more than six months I may come to care about you, but until that time I just do not care. #3) I am Sean's coworker. He does not need for me to know all of his relationship details and personally I do not need to know them all either. So please do not tell me about them. Thank You. #4)(Last but not least) If you are PSYCHO I am definitly not talking to you. I am not in the mood for your psycho shit I have got enough problems of my own then to deal with yours also. Especially if I do not know you. I'll probably add more rules to this list but until then if you do not like these rules please see the manager (aka Sean aka DJ Khaotic Wolf). Thank You!!!!!!

Lyrics
Mad World by Tears For Fears All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere And their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow No tommorow, no tommorow And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you 'Cos I find it hard to take When people run in circles It's a very, very Mad World Children waiting for the day they feel good Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Made to feel the way that every child should Sit and listen, sit and listen Went to school and I was very nervous No one knew me, no one knew me Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson Look right through me, look right through me

Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction
I was looking for yet another job, and thought something like online transcription or data entry sounded like just the ticket. I searched monster.com and found an ad for transamassociates.com, and their medical transcriptionist program. I took the initial test, and they suggested I chat with their online live chat person, and that I could submit my application online, as well. All this sounded great, like just what I was seeking, until we got to the point where you have to buy their software (to the tune of about $450) and I began to wonder if this company is just a scam? I don't know how to determine this for certain, so I'm reluctant to try to scrape up even the down payment to purchase this stupid software. The point of getting another job was to MAKE money, NOT spend it! Yet, I do understand that sometimes an investment is required in order to make money, as well. My question comes down to this: Have you heard of this company, and are they for real or is it a scam? I've rea

Thangs
I'm seriously considering taking a bellydancing class, all I see are positive outcomes...mhmm Good Idea? yes or no So yes, you could call them strippers. I prefer to term it, Burlesque. Or even acrobatics with nudity. haha Whatever it is, Gravity Plays Favorites, I kinda dig.

Prayer Folder
I MADE ANEW FOLDER FOR THE SOLDIERS OVERSEAS....INISIDE IS A PRAYER CANDLE.... i make a challenge to all Fuibar members....add a candle so that prayers for our men and women..not in this folder but in your own...for each one that you have post a comment here lettin me know and will keep a tally of how many prayers there have been made. lets do this for the military wives t hat are on here and that are not..and lets dpo pray for the men and women serving in Iraq and elsewhere overeseas....that they come home safe!

Next Summer's Bike Trip
Hello Folks.. Thought we would write this blog and see if there are those that might like to lend a hand next summer. Heres the deal, We plan on going for a long ride heading for the Florida Keys in the early summer. But we plan on making the trip down and back as much of the fun as hitting the beach for a few days snorkeling and the like. Now those friends we have grown close to on here know Paul is a disable vet and we are on a fixed income so we are planning on camping along the way as much as possible and avoiding hotels and the like as much as possible. Taking all back roads all the way down and back and hitting all the Native Rez’s along the way to refuel our Sprits. Because of the limited carry capacity of our scoot we would like to plan to meet folks off here along the way that might like to lead us a shower and maybe a cup of coffee ( and if were really quite, a warm spot on the floor if we need a few winks out of a rain). We thought the idea of a rough

Stupid Mean People
Ok so after I posted my last blog I got a comment from someone wanting to help me out. I thought about it and decided, "naw I can take care of myself and I don't need anyone starting 'drama' for me." LOL I have enough of that in my "real" life. I come here to get away from all that. Well after I turned down his help, and rated him a 10 for being so nice. I set my status to "stepped away" and walked away from the 'puter. I came back to the same guy rating me ones! WTF people? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? Are you all in fukkin high school. Grow the fuk up please! So I'm guessing he figured out who was doing the crap to me, by the comment she left on my main page, (that I didn't delete, because I don't care. And I figure it makes her look like a bigger dumbass for having it stay there.) LOL So yeah, she is a little high school drama queen because she had to have some random guy come rate me a bunch of ones. LMAO! Whatever. As if I care. Then he abandoned his profile. STUPID MEAN PE

The Dirty Bird !!!
Why is it that we feel pain, we get no warning as with the rain. the loss of someone dearly loved, or the remnants of a shattered love. Moveing on is hard to do when every day you feel so blue. Friends seem distant, so far away, it's hard to take another day. there is it seems no one who cares, one that your heart they can repair. I've been there friend I feel your pain, it's hard to be strong when your soul is strained. so take my hand, I'll lift you up, upon my sholders your burdons' thrust. Now dry your eyes and never fear, and know my friend that I am near. come check out my new lounge the dirty bird at http://fubar,com/nes lounge.php?lid=53123 18 years and up only lets have some fun!!! seeking staff members just copy the link and have a ball first drink is on the house!!!:) I just opened the Dirty Bird Lounge and i must give propps where they are due from fubar support thank you stevens for getting me started!!! thank you DJ Jen for all your time

A Story I Wrote ....
A cold loney night I rocked and cried myself to sleep so many times in a darkend loney room Asking God so many times ... WHY??? WHY cant no one love me when I have so much love to give? WHY... Does he use me as a punch bag for his amusment ? WHY ... am I ignored , Do I deserve this? WHY... Can I not escape this torment? I know I need to be strong To stop the shaking and shivering The weeping into my pillow I find comfort in a cold spare bed in a cold spare room My safe haven away from the fear I lay my head down gasping for air as my tears become loud sobs I am begining to calm and the house is all quiet I lay down my aching head , My limbs feel so numb and dead He dont care what he has done, His asleep now that his had his fun I turn to the only friends I have here at the dead of night I am sure my cats know how I hurt as they each snuggle to protect me From the cold loney night.

Just Thoughts
As we travl along this road we call life, obstacles are thrown in our path - some small, some large, some even seem unmountable at the time. But, things happen for a reason, at times its hard to see what that reason is. The same as people enter your life for a reason. Today is a gift to put wrong what we did yesterday, so we dont make the same mistakes tomorrow. Whatever we do or say yesterday can never be taken back. Yesterday is History, Today is the future. If you have someone special in your life tell them now, dont wait till tomorrow, as tomorrow never comes "If Tomorrow Never Comes" Sometimes late at night I lie awake and watch her sleeping She's lost in peaceful dreams So I turn out the lights and lay there in the dark And the thought crosses my mind If I never wake up in the morning Would she ever doubt the way I feel About her in my heart If tomorrow never comes Will she know how much I loved her Did I try in every way to show her every day That

2 Smart 2 Be Played!!
I was on fubar yesterday morning when I started chatting with a certain someone.. well we seem to have a good bit in common.. we both thought each other was attractive... so we both had felt like we were dreaming bc it just truly felt to good to be true.. *LOL OH AND IT WAS* Well A long time friend of mine, was online and I sent them a message on yahoo.. Funny thing.. my friend and this girl both are on another site.. well I am friends with a couple other people on that site as well.. Well I sign on to that other site using one of my other friends account bc they told me that I REALLLY needed to see something *AS IT WAS HAPPENING* I will add that that girl that I had met and was chatting with .. well she and I were still chatting with one another thru the shoutbox on fubar. Well I went on this other site and low and behold, I see this girl leaving "I Miss You" , "Thinking About You" and "I Luv U" comments on other guys pages while we are chatting thru the shoutbox.. Well

From Heaven's Door
Knockin' On Heaven's Door Lyrics Merry Christmas from Heaven's Door... Please stop by and check us out..good music...great people.. and an all around awesome place. Just click on the banner below and hope to see you there... Hugs and Much Love... Cassie.. Owner of Heaven's Door..

Po's Blogs
Here I am, Lonely nights, empty days. Thoughts of you cloud my senses, I can't take much more of this. Lonely nights, empty days, Candle lit serenades. This is the place, Where deep, dark, secrets are told. Lonely, empty, nights and days. Desperate are the cries, From one so bitter. Harsh are the words, from one to another. Night and day, Are the differences between you and I. Spoken so loud, from one that can't say a thing. Lonely, Is how I feel. Not knowing how each night will end. Empty, I light a candle to fill the room with life, Each day an eternity, Full of uncertainty. Here I am ... Where are you? An original Becky Leanne ©1999 Your touch is as tender as a rose petal on my skin, Your kiss is as soft as a butterfly's wing. I can feel your heart beating like a drum as you lay beside me. I am electrified whenever you walk into a room. My heart skips a beat whenever you are near. I am not in love, I am in need...of something I

Wuss Up My Fubar Members
hey ppl in the va area and the surrounding areas my band and i will be in martinsville ,va at the club called hurley's bar and grill in martinsville on saturday night the gig will start at 10:00 p.m. if your in the surrounding areas please feel free to come out and enjoy yourself with me and my band as we party the night away with good songs and lot's of real drinks ...lol reply to me if you want to know more information HEY FUBAR PPL I"M LOOKING FOR A SKIN MAKER TO MAKE ME SOME SMOOTH PIMPED OUT SHIT THAT"S ONE OF A KIND AND THAT NOBODY HAS IF YOU CAN I"M WILLING TO PAY TOP FUBUCK DOLLAR FOR IT 4REAL SO IF YOUR THE ONE I"M LOOKING FOR COME TO MY PAGE GET A FEL OF MY PROFILE AND GET IDEAS AND THEN LET ME KNOW O.K. HOPE TO TTYL here is the link to my new lounge come and enjoy ladies and gentelman http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=55773

Vanity And The Curse It Entails
growing up i always lacked confidence with vanity with my looks. i had confidence in other areas. sports and intelligence. i could outthink and outplay most ppl. but when it came to my looks i always lacked confidence. alot of that came from being poor and having an alcoholic parent i was ashamed of. i was ever a chubby boy and that created issues with my wardrobe. i had to wear sweats or shorts most of the time because we couldnt afford the price of the jeans that would fit me. my thighs and calves have always been jynormus. (now i have so many options w relaxed fitting jeans). and in order to take a girl out on a date i would have had to have my mom drive us. i just chose not to do that. it was just easier. now living in a fairly small town, i decided early on that i wanted to move away as soon as i was allowed. so in my junior year i enlisted into the Navy through the Delayed Entry Program (DEP). well one of the requirements in order to get in was that i had to lose a certain a

Grandfather Passed Away
I just wanted to say thanks for everyone being there for me today offering me your condolences, thoughts and prayers. It means so much to me now, in my time of grief and sorrow. Im going to try and keep my chin up and my head high. But again thanks everyone for all your support... Much love for you all.

Dear Santa... Love Scott.
Send Prior Service Vets over 60 " I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 42 to join the military.) They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. "My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry!" We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while. An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hel

Run Away
Sometimes I feel like the word is looking over my shoulder I feel my patience growing shorter I dontwant to know I dont want to feel I dont want to be I dont want to sound crazy! I dont want to sound insane! Have you ever felt the same? I cant take the pressure Just want to run away I make believe Im feeling better Cause I cant take the pressure Just need to run away

On Air Today!
I'm On air today!!!! My DJ Schedule will actually begin this Tuesday from 3:00 PM EST to 6:00 PM EST. My regular schedule as of right now will be every Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday from 3:00PM EST to 6:00PM EST. So I hope you get a chance to tune in! Just click on the banner link below to go to the site :) You can find all the info you need on that page. If you need help, just IM me!! All of my IMs are on my MySpace page :) This station plays all kinds of rock!! Doesn't matter if it's Modern Rock or Classic Rock... you can request it anytime, any day!!! And you can request directly from the website!!! All you have to do is go to the main page and click on "Our Schedule" on the left (top link). Find the DJ name, and click on it. Once that page is loaded, click on the link that says My Playlist. Find the song in the list... then click Request and fill out your name and dedication :) I hope you come visit us!! I'm On air today!!!! My DJ Schedule will actually begin th

Santa
Ok, I was thinking last night and it just doesnt seem right that Santa has never had problems with this before but hey He can see you when your sleeping and can see you when your awake, does anyone else have a problem with this cause to me kinda sounds like he has a thing for Kids!!!

Hell
Tearing, nashing teeth as his pieced together heart Is torn from his chest, Painful screaming has filled his ears, And it is his own As he sits in the fiery darkness. The smell of brimstone burning his nose And he red swollen eyes stinging in the sulphur-filled stench. Violently shoved past the heavy irons gates, He sits in solemness and writes. The words skipping from each piece of his shattered heart, He catches each one before it falls into the fiery pit. Satan laughs at his indignation And beckons him to enter completely into his realm, Alas, he waits precariously perched on the edge of lonely insanity, And painfully torturous normalcy. His soul aflame with a passion that cannot be extinguished, His heart, even in it's fearsome shattered state, Can only belong to her, As he writes these words, His mind wanders to the place Where he fell into this pit Where he now sits staring into Satan's eyes, And his hearing his own mournful cries As the words escape from h

Sadness
Why is that people never stop and look around anymore. Everyone seems to always on the go! You'd be surprised what you might see if you just stop and look around sometimes. You might see your next true love or smell something new that you just have to find out what it is. I sugest at somepoint you sit in a crowded area for just fifteen minutes and just look around. I think you'll like it! Why is that when your by yourself for a long enough time you start to think about things? And then you start to analize it and then by the end your sad because of what you've figured out. I hate that! Of course I could be like this because I am in way lake of sleep. Which is why I'm probably not as upbeat as I usually am. If reading this brought you down, I'm sorry! But keep an eye out for later blogs. I'm sure there will be many smiles to be had

Letter From A Friend
I just had to write and tell you how much I love you and care for you .Y esterday, iI saw you walking and laughingwith your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you .S, I painted yoou a sunsetto close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited-you never called- i just kept on loving you.................AS I watched you fall asleep last night, i wanted so muchto touch you.I spilled moonlight onto your face- trickiling down your cheeks as so many tearhave. Y ou didnt even think of Me; I wanted so much to comfort you..............The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a gloriousmorning for you. But you woke up late and rushed offto- you didnt even notice.My sky became cloudy and my tears became the rain.................... I love you .oh if you'd only listen.I really love you.I try to say it in the quiet of the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers. My love throughout the treetops and spills it into vibrant colors of alll t

"friends"
Ok... If you are reading this then prepare yourself for a typical rant that you would expect from me. Seems that I've developed a new way to make enemies on this site. I decided that instead of immediately adding people, I try to find out why they wanted to add me and see if they are sincerely interested in having a "friend." I don't see the point in having a bunch of "friends" that aren't really friends. Reminds me of myspace whoring for the most friends. I have no opinion of people who do that, but it doesn't serve any purpose for me. I don't care about leveling or any of that shit. I may have a couple people on my friends list that I don't talk to on a frequent basis, but I make it a point to stay in touch... a shout, profile comment, gift, message... whatever. Anyways... to those of you who get offended by my curiosity... wtfe yourselves. You've just proven to me that you don't deserve to be a friend anyways.

The Police Are Dumb!
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving." The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" "I stole this car." The officer says, "Stole it?" The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner." At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?" "She's in the boot if you want to see." The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of you

Where Oh Where Could I Beeeeeee
Hey everyone...I know I havent been around alot this passed month...Really busy getting ready for the holiday season and for my daughters birthday that happens to be December 25th plus on top of some family issues with my step son things are CRAZY to say the least around here...I hope everyones holiday season is going well and that it is filled with lots of love and cheer! Hopefully soon I will be able to spend more time on Fubar with all my Fubarian friends...Miss you guys! *hugs and luvs*

31 Things To Ponder!
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? 10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. Is there another word for synonym? 12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" 13. Where do fo

Christmas Season 2007
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better. Those a**holes from the IRS sent me a letter. They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny, who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits. They want the impossible--Those mean little shits. I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds. Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads. I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the ai

The Boy
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says. "Where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire -- I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. Well, the farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells. "Where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape, this here's duck tape -- I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" the farmer yells back. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back

3 Old Ladies
Three old ladies are sitting in a cafe, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!" The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"

Speeding Ticket - Too Funny
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving." The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" "I stole this car." The officer says, "Stole it?" The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner." At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?" "She's in the boot if you want to see." The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. The senior officer says "Sir, could you

More Corn
Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks. After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next to him. "This place is great, isn't it?" he asks. The second man, somewhat surprised at the stranger's remark, replies, "Why do you say that?" The first man, in a low tone of voice, responds, "Follow me." The two of them walk over to a large window at the end of the room. The window faces out onto the street, 12 floors below. "Here's why." The first man throws open the window, and boldly steps out into thin air. But he remains aloft! "The air currents are great here!" he exclaims. "It's very relaxing." He floats back into the room. As his feet return to the bar-room floor, he invites the second man to try it. The second man, skeptical, peers out through the window - down to the pavement twelve stories below. He looks to either side, and finally up above, to see if there was anything holding the first man up. Convinced that it wa

3 Sons
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

Finally 6 Top Q & A You Been Waiting For
FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... AND: Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT? A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

I Cost $3,410per Night
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Love Or Christmas
Mistletoe Kisses This Christmas you will receive the following kisses under the mistletoe: 131 kisses on the cheek 22 kisses on the lips 14 make out sessions Find out how many kisses you will get under the mistletoe this Christmas at Quizopolis.com Christmas Naughty or Nice List Christmas Naughty or Nice ListYou are on the The Nice List After checking the North Pole database we found you had : 1,505 nice entries 507 naughty entries Check your name on the Christmas Naughty or Nice List at JokesUnlimited.com How Will I Die Quiz You will die at the age of 51You will die when your underwear gets to tight and cuts off your blood circulation Find out how you will die at Quizopolis.com

Morning Time
Things I learned before going into law school 1) You can go to law school after high school 2) All about the essay 3) You can get in without taking the LSAT 4) Most of your time will be reading 5) Most of your time will be reciting 6) It pays to have a brief template 7) It pays to have a tape recorder 8) More girls then boys in law school 9) More boys practicing law then girls. 10) Remember its all about paper work Now what did I really learn 1) I learned that Tort is not a dish 2) Sue, is not a girls name... 3) Brief is not a bag 4) Assault... its not something you dab on your steak 5) Intent... its not going inside a tent 6) defame is not the actual name of the musical Fame 7) Baby Bar ---- not a candy bar 7) Baby Bar --- not where minors go to for drinks 8) Pass the Bar.... does not mean alcohol level 9) Precedence does not refer to Mr. Lincoln. 10) when you graduate, expect to defer student loan. Christmas...a day when peace on ea

Roller Derby- Columbus Indiana
There are now 7 Roller Derby Leagues in Indiana. Naptown Roller girls- Indianapolis Bleeding Heatland Roller girls- Bloomington Terrorz Of Tiny Towns Roller Girls- Columbus Fort Wayne Derby Dolls- Fort Wayne ROSI- Roller girls of South east Indiana- Evansville Lafayette Brawlin Dolls- Lafayette Nashville (startup league) Nashville This is a growing sport, for men and women, have aggressions, try roller derby. The competitive nature of the sport helps with body and mind. We would love to see you at a bout, doesnt have to be ours, but support roller Derby in your town. Hell ya probably didnt even know it was there! Google is a beautiful thing. We are hosting a Roller Derby Overview Tonight at the Columbus skateland, 2660 N. Talley Rd, Columbus Indiana at 6pm, for directions go to http://www.columbusskateland.com. Hope to see ya there. Is the fact that you don't know what Roller Derby is holding you back? Google it, Youtube it!!!! there is so much information right

The Life And Times Of A Slave Girl Named Mandy
For only being 20,I have learned a lot as time has gone by.Things dont always turn out they way you want and they never are what you think they are.In one day,your whole life can change.And you wont have a say in the matter.You wont even know what happened.But that is all that it takes.One day for your life to become something else.What seemed to matter to you before,only seems like a childish game in the past.And that is basically all that it was.A childish game.Looking back at my 20 years on this planet, it has had a lot of good and bad times.A lot of ups and a lot of downs.But thats the thing.You have to take the good with the bad.No matter how good something can be, there will always be something bad to follow.Ive put people through things they should have never encountered.Ive made my parents go on trips to hell and back pleanty of times when all they were trying to do was help me out and look out for me.They didnt deserve an eighth of the things they have gone through.I know I ca

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Play The Game
this has been the tuffest year of my life ..i have made a neww life for myself and worked hard at it if any one says life is hard thay are right so get readt and fight to make something happen .peace to you all thats right i dont pay 4 anything ,,in my field i see it all and ihave it all .i tattoo the whole bodt and pierce it to ,girls pay me to do these things and do u realy ti would pay or want to pay 4 it ...i dont mind buying a few drinks ,but the bar moves both ways ..so i will buy u one as long as u buy me one ..have a great day ,and the sky is the blue in my world just 2 let u all know im leaving ny too who knows where soon its time i did ..i came back 2 see if i realy wanted 2 be here and ,i dont ...all my friends want free tats and when i say no there not my friends anymore so help me find where to go and whats so great about going there ???thay say alaska sounds great lol ken

Dominant Females
WHAT'S SO APPEALING ABOUT HYPNOTIC DOMINANCE? I've been thinking about dominance and why is it so appealing to me. I'm not into pain or humiliation. I'm not harsh and I'm not interested in excessively needy men. I can wash my own car and do my own dishes (smiles - although I certainly am not opposed to being served in that way.) It's just that.. I'm a strong woman who enjoys having people see things my way through gentle persuasion and just a wee bit of charm :) While it isn't the "typical" Domme approach, it works for me and I admit I take pride in the fact I can accomplish what I want in that manner. So... if I'm not into pain or humiliation, not harsh... and I'm attracted to strong men, what is it that pulls me so to dominance? I've always been attracted to strong men who can make their own decisions from day to day but, who from time to time, just want and need to let go. (I love that saying - "I'm strong enough to stand. I choose to kneel.") Nothing is more appealing than a

Resurrection Of The Black Winged Angel
When an angel is sent into the world, he is sent to spread light into a world of darkness. One such angel was discovered and befriended by many, yet the evil that lies within the hearts of those same men and women allowed them to betray him. They cast the spirit of that angel into the fire, thinking they had succeeded in destroying the soul that could help end the darkness - a darkness they are afraid to come out from. Months had passed when, from that same fire, came a light brighter than the flame itself, and a figure emerged from it, one with eyes brighter than the sun and wings as black as night - The Black Winged Angel, the angel they thought they destroyed, had emerged from the flames! The spirit of an angel will never die! He has returned to finish his mission - a mission that was written in stone from the beginning of time - the one he accepted and started long ago! When a man's heart is full of defeat, it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow falls over his soul. Fro

Bad News
A single mom I know,was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2005.She had to spend time away from her kids ,while having chemo done.She hoped and prayed for the cancer to be gone .But 2 days ago she finds out it's back.As a sinlge mom ,who has always struggled and fought to keep her kids safe.She now feels so alone inside.And I guess her fight is not over yet.She hasnt told her kids ,where x-mas is just around the bend .But really ,when does a person say they can't fight anymore? God what a nice christmas present hey!(THIS IS THE THING ,THIS STORY IT TRUE CAUSE IT'S BOUT ME!)

Lyrics That Are Appropriate.
i woke up this morning not myself and thoughts fill my mind of you with someone else and all the pain i feel was caused by me but i'd feel this pain forever if it means you're happy but i know i'll always want to be with you i'll love you forever, until time's through i'll sleep the pain away meet tomorrow with you i'll sleep the pain away and i'll pray you could love me too I woke up this morning all alone and it's no ones fault but my own and all the pain i feel was caused by me but i'd feel this pain forever if it means you're happy but i know i'll always want to be with you i'll love you forever, until time's through well i know i don't deserve another shot that's ok, i still love you with all i've got I wouldn't trade anything for the time i spent with you, got to call you mine

Dont Cha
I dedicate this song to my stalker..whoever they are..who's hiding on ids and stalking me and my friends. I have noticed so many mumms over BBW people. I do not know why.. I can see maybe once it coming up..but it has been constant. Just now I seen a rude mumm, that I do not very much appreciate. I am not a BBW.. but I am overweight. The rude comments can hurt. It just gos to show though.. that some grown ups have nothing better to do then insult each other. Damn, age of 43.. and they still do it. We are not kids anymore.. grow up idiots. Heres link to that mumm: http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=274190#

Fubar Stuff
I HATE COMMENT BOMBING. PERIOD! Rates are okay. shay@ fubar Show her some fu-love please! I like mumms, and most mummers....I have no complaints so far. The most upfront in your face, non-backstabing fuckers on the site. At least I know where I stand with them all the time. They never ask anything of me. Thank fucking god.

Lets Not Forget
Off Topic; but something we should ALL be thinking about.... This poem was written by a Marine. The following is his request. I think it is reasonable: "PLEASE. Would you do me the kind favor of sending this to as many people as you can? Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is due to our U. S. service men and women for our being able to celebrate these festivities. Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we owe. Make people stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who sacrificed themselves for us. Please, do your small part to plant this small seed." HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MED

Fun Quizzes
Halloween Candy Quiz You are a Pumpkin Jelly Like the pumpkin jelly candy you are soft and gentle Find out which Halloween Candy you are at Quizopolis.com Which Deadly Sin Is Yours? Wrath Make war and not love is your motto. Better to rise up in anger and strike someone down than be pushed around. Find out your Deadly Sin at Quizopolis.com Your Princess Name is marie the Respected, Princess of Hathefell Get your Princess Name at Quizopolis.com

Something You Should Know
Hello my name is Sindy. You can call me Sindy or Sin and here is what you should know about me. 1. I'm very sweet until provoked 2. I'm a writer by trade and work in the IT Field 3. I love Greek and Egyptian Mythology...they are my favorite subjects 4. My favorite color is pink 5. My favorite food is Sushi 6. I love music...especially rock, classical and contemporary. My favs are G N R, Metallica (not st. anger ) Jeff Buckley, Three Days Grace...etc 7. I love my family and my friend Miso (she's on my page) and spending time with them..it's my fav thing to do. 2nd and 3rd would be reading and listening to my ipod. 8. I'm here to make friends...not to help you get off 9. Respect me and I will respect you 10. I really do like to get to know people. What you like, what you don't etc...So if you're looking for a nice person to talk to and possibly make a good friend then hit me up. If you're just trying to talk about some dumb shit then keep going. 11. If i did not ask to see y

Cathedral Rocks!
Damnit my babies,gotta say Cathedral totally rocks!....You should check out their LP The carnival Bizarre!......Got a lil somethin for every lil metal fan on it!....An as always,much love,heavy metal that is!..............lol

Fuck Him!!
Well I feel like Greg is driftin apart from me!! Every since we have found out bout us bein pregnat he just acts like he don't want nothin to do w/ it!! Then last night he got on his myspace and FOUND his EX FIANCE!! But he tells me not to be worried bout it!! How can I not be worried bout it when shes tellin him she still has LINGERING FEELING FOR HIM!! WTF is that all bout?? I really want to just give up he says I got nothin to worry bout but then @ the say time I do b/c they were goin to get MARRIED!! GIVE ME A FUCKIN BREAK!! U know she wants more then just too see him!! Even know she says shes married!! I really can't believe that shes just lookin for a friendship w/ Greg I know how women work and thats not the way I knwo I was there once!! I can't believe Greg would want to talk or see her after all these years the only thing i can think that he want's to see her for is to SEE IF THE FEELING R STILL THERE!! Last Message---Congrats Im Happy 4 U In A Mixed Way. (id Have 2 Explai

Helping
This is Shadow Bomber, a cool dude that needs some help from his friends and anyone who likes to comment bomb!! ☆Šhädòw Bòmbèr☆♠Mémbër õf Łhè Råłìñg Rèvôlütïòñ♠ FU OWNED BY WINDY@ fubar He is in a contest for a HH and would like some help maintaining 2nd place, so come on and lend a hand, he can't do it without help from his friends!!! Here is the link to the contest :) Thanks in advance for your help! Mz Attitude~Crew Leader Rating Revolution ~ DCF Member~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Mz Attitude~Crew Leader Rating Revolution ~ DCF Member~Shadow Leveler~' on '2008-08-24 23:20:43') He is a little behind on his contest!!! lets give him a hand...... SHOW HIM U LUV HIM (repost of original by '~~SassyMysticDawn~~Member of The Shadow Bombers~~' on '2008-08-22 21:39:15') (repost of original by 'DJ SuperMan~C/O Planet X~Fu Owner Of Chaotic Princess*Fu Engaged To Kisa*' on '2008-08-22 23

Bombing
I am really frustrated, every-time i go to look at my comments on my main page, it freezes up the whole computer . Now i have a Imac. Is it the page or my stupid I mac ..Help !?!?!?!? So, I mistakenly didn;t mark my mumm NSFW.(even thought i don't think it was ) point is now i have been Fu-grounded . I want to know if i am ever going to get them back. How long does it usually take for these things to work through the system !?!?!? I mean are we really children here. we can't have our toys back .Come on Hey everyone I am in the Hottest Mummers Contest Please stop by and rate/comment.. Please This is the very first contest i have ever been in .. let's make it fun Love, Peace and Chicken Grease .... :x Fallen http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=608995&albumid=746030#

Cancer
here recently like within the last 3 months i have been diagnosed with testicular cancer am now going through chemo therapy and to make things worse i started losing hair todayif anyone else has dealt with this situation i would love to hear how u deal with it

For The Ladies , Had To Post This.
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: MEN tal illness MEN strual cramps MEN breakdown MEN opause GUY necologist AND When we have REAL trouble, it's a HIS terectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN ? I got this from a friend . Feel free to copy if you want .

Rants & Raves
It was the night before Christmas, And everyone at work Was feeling kind of pissie Cause the boss man is a jerk. The people that I room with Were laying fast asleep, A snoring and a farting Like a fucking herd of sheep. The hard hats and steel toes Were outside in the halls Smelling like that stinky cheese You get beneath your balls. When suddenly I heard a sound That almost pierced my ears Followed by some footsteps That I thought might be reindeers So I opened up my door And what came running past A roustabout his first time out With rig dope in his ass I watched him in amazement As he staggered out of sight And I knew right from that moment This ain't no regular Christmas night So I crawled back into my rack And tried to do my best To lay there almost motionless And try to get some rest When once again I heard a noise That has to be Saint Nick Then a Cuban speaking galley hand Said 5 o'clock you prick So I tried to wash my eyes and then looked down A

Feeling Good Again.
Well it has been about 2 weeks now that I got fired from my old job and now I have a new one. I knew I would get something soon and didn't worry about a thing unlike everyone around me. I have the confidence to do anything I need to do to get the job done. That is why I never worry about anything. I always see the good in everything. Well now that all is well I am going to celebrate.

Wow
So this guy has been shouting me everyday for the last week.....with the same shout...Today i asked him why he keeps asking me, because yesterday i told him that i do not give my Yahoo or MSN ID out to people i don't know......my profile says the same thing....but today i guess he was just in a bad mood After he called me a C**T he blocked me...WTF pussy! Anyway have a great day :D April ♥