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Absolutely Hilarious
alright you have to watch these in there sub sequent order this is so fucking funny but here it goes Part 1: Part 2: Part 3:
Surveys
Sex Sex and more SexTAKE THIS SURVEY!Take this survey if you openly talk about sexWhat is it that you absolutely need sexually? ExcitmentWhat is something you have always wanted to try? shurgs I have done damn near everythingWhat is something you have never done in bed before? Only the disgusting shitWhat time of day do you like to have sex? all timesWhat do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? A confident womanHow long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? about that longIf someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Excited more so if they were in the same roomWould it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? not reallyHave you ever faked an orgasm? Believe it or not yesWhat Part of your body are you self-conscious about? PenisDo you have any sexual regrets? Nope I regret nothingIf a lover cheated on you would you take them back? no that is a sinHow Important is sex in your life? VeryHow Important is love in
New Drawings
hey guys.....i just finshed postin some of my "Sexy Lady" drawings.....come take a look and rate them and feel free to leave a comment
Life12
I am worn out! Yesterday, I headed to San Francisco with Peter to buy my new car. I was very excited and anxious since I had picked out a color (colour) that I had never seen before. As soon as I saw the car I knew that I made the right choice! It is so beautiful, it is gray on the outside and black leather on the inside. It looks so nice with that combination. They took my car (Honda) out for a drive to get an estimate for a trade in value. Peter and I were worried that they were going to try to buy my Honda for little money. They were gone for a long time so it was making me a little nervous. I also left them no gasoline in the car either! hahaha So when they finally came up with a figure for my car, he walked over and said $20,000.00 which is a great trade in value for my car! We were both shocked they were giving me that much for my car. It was in really good condition and only 20,000 miles on it. I thought it was only 20 months old but it was actually almost 3 yea
My Birthday
Good Bye
"33"
Well, I must say that I am truly overwhelmed with all of the birthday love that I have received, not only today but for the last few days! It all started Saturday morning when I woke up to this VIP that was given to me by Laurie... Then the beautiful bulletins started...*giggles*...(special thanks for creating them goes out to Laurie, Deb, SexySissy, Kirsten & YOTD). I love you guys and you know it! ALL of these bulletins were reposted and of course one was sticky and I can not begin to tell you how many people have stopped by and said hi, sent me birthday wishes...so many and I just want to thank you all. I know that so far, or at least I think I have thanked everyone up until the last hour but I've been working hard to return all the love and anyone who knows me knows that I will continue until I have returned all love! :D I truly have some GREAT friends!! And to think that I thought I was going to spend my birthday alone (yeah, I'm all alone on my
Feral Amour
In spite of being slightly tired early this morning, my body kept telling me to stay up. It's a good thing, too. http://www.katc.com/Global/category.asp?C=37641&nav=menu209_1 More reports coming in on the TV, now that I have a dish signal. Seems some 5,246 or so people are without power. Roofs being blown off, cars stalled all over, flooding, trees down. There were like 5 "possible" tornadoes that happened. They're still verifying that. That storm was CRAZY!! So ya, this is my first official blog and blog entry. Why not start it off with a happy note? We went into town today to see my parents (they live in Lafayette, we're an hour south near the port) and take my mom to the bank and errand-running. Well, they were gone for 2-3 hours, worrying my dad to no end. The kids were very excited because they were at Poppi and Nana's house and the dog was hyper because her favorite companions had arrived. They finally showed up, carrying in lunch from Popeye's and Sakura Japan, a Ja
Effin Idiots!!!
Why is it that when your nice to someone it automatically gets misconstrued as flirting? Just because I say Hi DOES NOT mean I want to sleep with you! If I call you sure as hell dont mean its a booty call!!! Whatever happened to being JUST FRIENDS???? Does that not exist anymore? OMG!! Some people really should get a LIFE outside of the net.
Send A Soldier Some Luv!
Go to this site... http://www.letssaythanks.com/Home1280.html Choose a card and personalize it by adding a message, your name, and hometown. Hit "Send". Xerox will then print your card and send it to a U.S. military serviceman or woman who is serving overseas. Show them how much they mean to us during this holiday season. Posted earlier by ~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS FAMILY OF FUBAR ~' ^SOUTHERN HERITAGE & INDIAN PRIDE ^
Jokes
DOG DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! CAT DIARY Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I
Destiny
Does anyone really know what their destiny is?
My Love
Friend Zone (vocals)
Thank You Friends !!!!!
Superheroes Do Live Among Us!
Here's a story all about race, color, and courage. http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/2007-12-16-vitiligo_N.htm Personally, I think he shows the kind of courage, the kind of character, lacking in Hollywood, the mainstream media, and most politicians. Kudos to a man doing what he does best, no matter what life, or color, throws in his path. http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/12/heroic-little-g.html This little girl shows a courage and bravery that our political leaders are incapable of showing. When her mother was injured and hurt, she threw herself in harm's way to save her. That, is courage. Courage isn't a lack of fear. It's doing what is right in spite of being afraid. She and her mom will be in my prayers. Tonight, and every night.
Christmas
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twen
Support Our Troops
send a christmas card to the men and women of our armed forces! just click the link bellow and pick out a card to send and it will randomlly be delivered with your name and home town! its free so let our troops know we care!! http://www.letssaythanks.com/Home1280.html
Fu-auction
Going Once, Going Twice, Going Three Times... Sold To The Highest Bidder As you can see, I am up for Auction....again. Go Show The Hostess Some Love Too PLEASE ~Slave Princess~ Fu-Wife to Ser William & Seductive Princess~Fu-Fiancee to Submissive Princess @ fubar This Self PIMPOUT has been brought to you by *Blinky*AKA*Girlblink182*StewieGriffin's Wife* @ fubar Bid High and Bid Often if You Want to Own Me For a Month!!
Veiws From A Scattered Mind
I haven't written anything heah for a time. Things are going along... not as fast as I would like but then patience was nevah something I practiced very well. I feel a lot like I am in a limbo state. I have all these things that I practice and are a part of the lifestyle I lead but are things I just can't do right now. I am chomping on the bit to get theah but on the other hand I am working on not pushing myself too much. I am sleeping bettah which will help the healing so much more. Walking everyday we stay home now.. the doc gave me the ok to start that. Just want to get to a point wheah I can start making myself even healthier then I was before. I need to be able to handle what ever life throws at me and becoming as healthy as possible is something that I need to do. I need to keep my focus on getting healthier. I need to keep myself living in the moment. tayled/Patti Well I am finding my life has taken a turn that was truly unexpected. I am using words on a regular basis that
Hubby's Christmas Poem
Twas the night before Christmas,and up in the bed,she had him tied up,while giving him head. He was moaning and groaning,and begging for more....Who would have thought that Mrs. Claus was a whore? She was sucking and stroking santa with much care,and quietly wishing a few Elves were there. Then she climbed up onto him,and said "I don't care who's been bad or good, before you leave this house,you're giving me wood!" Then bumping and grinding,and flailing about, he was pounding her good,and she started to shout.."Oh yes Santa...Im cumming you jolly ole soul... just keep pounding me hard with that long,firm pole!" ...... Now St. Nick was exhausted,and in bed he still lay, Mrs. Claus said "to hell with the people,this is now my day!!!"
Raven
FACE THE FEAR Pain still remains, redirect this change, release all the rage, that's in me. My mind screams to me, useless memories, brings me to my knees, no release. Death was only a vision, away, the only direction I knew, A path forever winding down, sanity find me somehow. So here we are to face the fear, Divided minds could never see so clear Could dreams portray the true side, before the stars surrender to light? I feel the earth turning beneath my feet While the clouds seem to spin above my head So here we are to face the fear, Divided minds could never see so clear. Could dreams portray the true side, before the stars surrender to light? Pain still remains! Darkness gathers, strength infecting me. Emptiness controls my every need. Distant memories are all I see, Spirals downward, drowning endlessly I hold on tightly, I'm so afraid And to let go would be my last mistake. I Close my eyes and take deep breaths. Forever changing the story told, the inner cor
"the Boneyard" Extreme Escape
If there is one thing that seems to be a constant with me it is that I always seem to dream up some of my most twisted escapes while reeling in the fits or chaos or bleakest depression. And it was true again today when I recieved an e mail from my good friends SERPENT in Sweden. For those not in the know, SERPENT is one of the wickedest death and doom metal bands in Sweden and we have worked closely together for many years with them providing music for many of my extreme escapes and me in turn producing vidoes of said escapes and giving wide exposure to SERPENT's amazing tunes. Last year SERPENT released a new DVD/CD compilation called "Beneath the Forest of The Dead". In addition to some kick ass tunes the package also featured work by myself to SERPENT tunes. In the e mail to me tday from SERPENT, they suggested I do a "buried alive" escape from a grave to the title track "Beneath The Forest of the Dead" and produce a video of it to go in the next SERPENT DVD/CD releas
No Vip For Me For 24 To 48 Hrs Or More
Well all, I won't have VIP status for 24 to 48 hours or more because of a mess somebody decided to create thanks to a Shoppers direct discount thing thru Classmates.com here that I had gotten free for 30 days and then after that get charged $10.06 or some crap like that so I had to call them up and raise hell with them, telling them that I didn't want it but anyways, that's why when I renewed or tried to renew my girlfriends VIP and mine, only hers went thru with the Credit card company so until I get the money to renew it again for my girlfriend and I here which may take 24 to 48 hrs to do unless somebody buys me one. Otherwise I have to wait of course. I just wish we could buy VIPs with our fuBucks but I understand though that BabyJ's trying to make money to improve the site of course too.
Ten Thoughts To Ponder
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Tha Prince Of Tha City
GAME TIGHT GET AT ME AM YA FREAKY KINKY NIGGA HAPPY HOLIDAYS WELL AM BLACK AM SWEET FRM THE BAHAMA ISLANDS BIG COCK AS WELL FREAKY NASTY LIKE TO TRY NEW THINGS LADIES CUM GET AT ME AND I HAVE A WEBCAM YAHOO OR HOTMAIL OR AIM
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I am so tired of people saying "I am your friend". Then they turn around and want to judge you because of who you are goin out with or what you are doing with your life!!!!! Such BS, if you are a TRUE friend you stand by that person NO MATTER who they are with or what they have done. You pick up the phone and try to make an effort to see your "friend" if they really are your "friend". You can't replace them but you can move on. If thats what you want to do then let me know so I stop waisting my time!!! I am who I am and if you don't like it GET OUT!!!! This was stupid but it got serious. I posted a mumm about giveing a chick a 9. Then 2 of her friends got on there and started complaining about the whole thing. I could careless this is what pushed me over the edge.... Larry stated... "you two are mumm fucks and dont deserve any more of my time the younger girl is no longer on the site too. i hope you dont teach your kids this kind of crap.. i wouldnt be surprise to hear about one
Who Loves Me Enough Too ???????????
IF YOU WANT TO OWN ME FOR A MONTH PLEASE MAKE A BID ON ME LET ME FEEL THE LOVE IT IS THE HOLIDAY SEASON FOR SHARING I AM WILLING TO SHARE SO PLEASEDO THE SAME CLICK THE LINK BELOW MERRY CHRISTMAS I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE FOR 1 MONTH IF YOU ARE THE HIGHEST BIDDER BIDDING STARTS AT 100,000 FU BUCKS I HOPE I AM WORTH IT TO SOMEONE
Christmas Tree
Flushing Away The Crap One Turd At A Time
Flushing Away The Crap: One Turd At A Time I cant type and am wondering if I should be sitting here doing this. Listening to Rush. Love themlove em. Subdivisions is hard for me to listen to as I dont like to think about those days very often. They were not very happy, nor is there much I can take away from the experience except to be even colder, more distant and removed. Not something one would ever guess. I put myself out there. Human interaction is key to growing as a human being. I would live a happy life of solitude. Dont get me wrongI love my friends. Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories. I love winter. I spent my adult years making warm memories to block the winter of my younger days. Now, when its cold, I think of someplace warmin my mind and heart. Being lucky enough to have a past that includes people in places I would like to get back to, keeps me warm in the winter. I like to think that there is a future that is brighte
Happy Hour
My Work
As i sit alone in the dark wondering when this did first start, life as i know it wasnt always this way I use to frolic and welcome the days, Now i sleep my time away afarid to wake and walk in the day. I roam the nights alone in the dark wondering how to make a fresh start. To shake off the shackles and start again,knowing the night was never my friend. My dreams have been broken my life ripped apart, but it seems that Im cursed to walk alone in the dark. The crime here is simple the pain very clear, my life was stolen without a thought or a tear. My dreams and my passions are lost to me now, My heart has grown cold my soul has gone foul. To love and to live for me to be true, to once again walk in the morning dew is a fate im not destined its a thought pushed aside, its a dream not allowed of one such as i!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=310694&albumid=763138&i=4268847286&idx=0 Upon the coming of the night you feel her breath so s
My Health
hello all I went to the Dr today and the counts came up again which is a good thing it came up 26 thousands more which is up to 86 thousands but the total that has came up is so far is 77 thousands it has came up they are hoping that in a couple more weeks that we can start taking me off the med's but I'm not holding my breathe I feel like the Michelin tire guy( the big white guy) or the marshmallow guy from ghostbuster I have gain a total 13 lbs in 4 weeks and I found out it all fluid and will hope goes away once I'm off the med's but the next appointment is 01/07/2008 and there keeping and eye on the sugar to because it could get high sugar with this but cross your fingers this doesn't this has been a real wake -up call for me and I'm doing the best I can with it I get really snappy at the kids and everyone but this will go away thank you !!!! I don't know how much more I can take but I will write again and let you know what comes from the next appointment happy new years all be sa
Dec 5... Interesting.
You can tell that some part of yourself that you had thought was broken (or at least damaged) is nearly as good as new. Your powerful energy is part of the reason, but the rest remains a mystery.
Christmas Survey
Welcome to the "Christmas Edition" of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do and try not to be a SCROOGE!!! Just copy this entire email and paste into a new blank e-mail that you can send. Change all the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. it's the season to be cheerful!!! 1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Wrapping paper 2. Tree--Real or Artificial? REAL 3. When do you put Christmas tree up? WHEN I HAVE THE TIME.. 4. When do you take the tree down? AFTER CHRISTMAS 5. Like egg nog? YES 6. Do you have a nativity scene? NO 7. Favorite gift received as a child? toys 8. Hardest person to buy for? my brother 9. Easiest person to buy for? mom 10. Worst Christmas gift? LOL 11. Mail or email Christmas Cards? MAIL BUT MAYBE E CARDS THIS YR.. 12. Favorite Christmas movie. the christmas story 13. When do you start sh
My Night Was Just Made
My Drug Addicted Landlord just made my night by being stupid he has a warrant out for his arrest and now im gonna positively id and turn him into the cops later for being a lazy no good fucking flamer
Out Of The Mouths Of Babes
We were driving home when Noah told me that he played a video game at his dads rated M. He told me he was good at it. I told him it was a shame that he was so young and someone wanted him to grow-up so fast. He then asked me what mature meant. Me: Well, I suppose it would depend on the context. A video game thats rated mature is supposed to be for older people. The violence and other content is not something you should be exposed to yet. Noah: Well, it wasnt that violent. Me: Well, thats good, but I think its a shame because youre only going to be young once and once you grow-up; you can never be ungrown. Noah: Well, if you build a machine to make you young again then you can be. Me: I dont think thats something thats going to happen, dude. Noah: All you need is some metal. And some wire and know where to put the wires and youre all set. Can we listen to Nickelback? Me: Sure. It was inevitable. Thanks to the Transformers Movie,
Please Help Out!
Ok.. I'm sorry I NEVER do this and now twice in 2 days 8-P .. but I really like both these guys.. and neither of them would ask for help for themselves. So if you have a little time could you go rate up my friend NikNak? And to my friends that rated BigDaddyDell thanks .. you rock! niknak02@ fubar Thanks in advance cuz I have fantabulous friends! hugz n stuffz Ok mah friends.. I'm asking for your help once again.. please help my fu-hubby(yes I'm fu-married so bite me) level.. he's got less than 21K to go! I know you all rawk! *hugzNgropezNstuffz* ~Master Riggs~ Fu Hubby 2 ~FunkyMunky~ Proud Owner of sub ladywolf.@ fubar PLEASE go rate him up.. he only needs 300 points to level.. and I ♥ him :D ridemhigh - FunkyMunky's R/L Bad Bad Boyfriend@ fubar
A Thought For The Holiday Season
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.-You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.He
Want A Free Blast????
♥Stephanie And Mark are having back to back Happy Hours TONIGHT!!!! Wednesday (12/5) At 7 PM and 8 PM Fubar (PST) time.♥ During those TWO HOURS ONLY Steph Is Offering Free FuBucks!!! Click On My Giveaway Picture Below And Leave Comments!!! Every 100 You leave You Will Receive 10,000 FUBUCKS!!!! ♥The Blast TWIST♥ There will be 6 give-away pics designated as Lucky Contestants!!! Give one of THEM 100 comments and She Will also give YOU a 1-Day Blast! Give one of the Lucky Contestants 300 comments and she give YOU a 3-Day Blast!! If you hit a lucky contestant you will win the Fu-bucks AND the blast!! Come On people Help me out While you Help yourself out!!!! You Never Know. My Picture mig
You Wana Own Her
THE AUCTION HAS STARTED!!! CLICK ON MY PICK TO SEE WHAT I AM OFFERING TO MY "OWNER" :O OMG!!!! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE HELLCAT??? CAN I HANDLE BEING OWNED?? ROFL!!
Arc
I just wanted to say I just watched Evan Almighty. The idea of the movie was that Evan was to build and ARK. At the end of the movie he askes GOD why.... How can one person change the world.? God said " ARK< Acts of Random Kindness. So, my daddy passed away. I almost lost my mom. My brother died at 18. I am wanting to spread something positive here. We all need to do little random acts of kindness and it comes full circle on you . I can promise that. Holding the door for someone, just a smile, a comment , sending flowers to someone who doesnt usually get them . Anything can be a random act of kindness and no one even needs to know you did it. But it will come back around. When it comes your time for a much needed act of kindness from a stranger, you shall have it. Remember we need to all love eachother. LIFE IS SHORT. We only have today. Lets Love, and have fun. Even on a bad day. We can change how we are reacting to it and can change the way we think and helping others is a go
My Paper Back Sex Novel (part Of It)
If he were here, hed hold my hand and wrap his arms around me and keep me warm. Then hed whisper in my ear and say hey babe, lets go back to my place. Of course Id accept. Wed get in his car and I would lean against him as he drove home. Hed put his arms around me holding me close. On the way home I doze off. When we get home Im sound asleep. Not wanting to wake me, he lifts me from the car and carries me into the house, through the front door and into the bedroom. When he lays me down I awaken, my eyes open and hes the first thing I see. I smile. He strips down to his boxers and lies down next to me. His right arm is around my waist and his left arm over the top of my head, running his fingers through my hair. We fall asleep together, a peaceful night. I wake up first and he is again the first thing I see. The one thing, one person I want to see is here, lying next to me. The one place I want to be is here in his arms. Hes so beautiful, even in his sleep. I just lay there
Points
Dude Check It Out
This is the response i got from joe rogan when i asked him about my comedy omfg this is sooooooo awesome
Reality
Gifts Frm Beautiful Friends
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Save Me
As I put the razor to my skin, I feel the adrenaline, the pain is a sudden rush to me, as the blood falls to the floor I see my pain and worries disappearing. I hide my scars in fear of what you may say, but without you these scares will not exist. My love, my life, my reason I sit here and bleed. My smiles, my tears, my heart tares more and more. You deny your love, I deny my pain. The pain I feel when you're not by my side. Some call it love I call it suicide. The razor can only go to deep, a person can only bleed so much, but the pain never ends. My nights are cold, my arms are empty The cuts cover up the pain, My smile covers up the hurt As you walk along to blind to see my hurt the days get harder the nights never seem to end I fake a smile and wipe my tears away I forget the truth. For when I am with you it feels so right. Without you I find myself lost and confused. Broken and torn. Kiss my pain away; Wipe away my blood filled tears, I long for
I F I Was A Poet
If I were a poet, I would wrap you in my words, Roll you off my tongue with my soothing voice, Meet your every desire with the motion of my pen, Making your heart race every now and then If I were a poet, you would be my only passion, My inspiration in a world that, to me, is gone; If I were a poet, with you as my one and only love, I would lower to my knees daily and thank the lord above; And if I were truly a poet, I would swim through your deep oceans, Speak of all the wonders I see in the calming darkness of your eyes, And if I could find the words to describe my feelings for you, I could tell of the way my passion strongly flows - so true.
My Poems And Etc.
My sweet beautiful angel... sent to me from above. I am so grateful to have found you, and I give all my love. You must have come from heaven, because you have pretty little eyes. When you gaze at me with them, my heart begins to fly. Your sweet angelic voice continuously rings in my ears. With you by my side, there is nothing I fear whenever we are together; you shine with a heavenly glow. Your beautiful angel face raises me up from feeling low. Yes, heaven is missing an angel, because you are here with me. Youre my sweet, beautiful angel, and ill love you for eternity!! I want You. I need you. I want to be between those thighs pleasing you. each nite I dream about your taste. Its becoming more and more than I can take. Your Body has become my addiction and I need you to fill my needs. Please come home so to me. Missing you The pain consuming me is so surreal. I feel so hollow, so empty inside. I am sullen in my bitter loneliness. I don't want to be alone like this.
Voodoo Dick
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'vo
The 5,000 Contest Winner
OK THIS PRESON HAS WON THE 5,000 FUBUXS FROM THE STINKEYERADIO LOUNGE SO STOP BY HER PAGE SHOW HER SOME LOVE U CAN ADD HER R8 HER FAN HER PROFILE diamonds_on_fire07@ fubar
Help
Just looking for some help with my contest. I need less than 2000 comments to win. My friend Zman is in there now boming away because i'm out of comments. Please help him or comment on his contest while he's helping me. Both our contests are listed in our blogs. Any help will not be forgotten. Thanks oh yeah piss shit cock and ballfuck
Blah! Fu-bar
So I decided to joint his shit a few days aga and so far so good other than the stipulation of me being able to load pics so I am adding and rating and fanning all sorts of people....another day another fu-buck lol anyway I am open-minded to all sorts of shit and well I thinks that why I joined so yeah umm yeah
Sassy Gets Political
Obama gets elected. I heard that there was terrorism in his background. He could get into office and allow all of us to be killed. This is my opinion!! I will move my ass to Canada if he is voted in. If the whole continent is destroyed then so be it. Don't say sweet and sassy didn't warn ya!! FEEDINGTHEDESIRE
Help Level
Bill only needs 693,000 to get to Prophet. If we all rate him we can get him there in one day. So can you be kind enough to take time away from rating all these others that have auto 11's and help a GREAT friend and person out PLEASE!!!!! Fubar sure isn't the same anymore. It gets harder n harder to get ANYONE to help ANYONE level anymore, unless you have a HH, Auto 11's on or Blings to give out. I really think it would be great for everyone to take a break here n there from all that and do things like we use to and have fun doing it. What do you think??? Please send him a private message letting him know you helped so he can return the love. Thank you to all of those who help make this happen. Your friend, Hrtofgold Click on pic below to go to Bill's profile NON Prophet B!LL@ fubar She has 7000 to go yet to level. All help would be appreciated. thank you in advance. ~ஐ~ScoChk~ஐ~@ fubar
Happy Hump Day Everyone
happy hump day everyone
I Need A Prom Date!
I need a date for the World Rock Radio Winter Prom! Accompany me to the WRR lounge tonight and say, "DJ~Craig invited me to the WRR Prom", then join the lounge, and get 500 fu bucks! But wait. Invite another guy in the lounge, have him join, and have him say "(your name) Dumped her date for me." and you both get another 250 fu bucks. Now you can only dump ONE date. So if you want to be my date. Give me a yell!
Bouncer Id Check
what's up with the bouncer id check
Dessert
do you have a favorite dessert ?
Sweet 18
IAM 18 AND I HAVE SLEPT WITH OVER 400 SOLDIERS WHAT YOU THINK OF THAT
Howdy People
howdy people
Karni'z Poetry
How can you say the shit you do And treat me like Im trash Easily thrown away Even after all we've been through The world comes first No love for me Sometimes I wonder Am I just cursed Nights I cant sleep Days Im in a haze Wondering what I did wrong To cause your brutal ways I finally get my life together And what do I get in return The love from my life ripped away And my heart turns black and burns Now I am numb And my hearts turned to ice Nothing else can be done For the burn to subside And I walk the world like a zombie No future and no past Feelings and warmth I use to behold Have long ago come and passed This is my life all because of one One so called human A heart dead and useless A human I thought once was a true man Don't apologize Dissapear from sight No pain in my eyez These feelings Ill fight And from this I'll grow And so much I'll know No more scars on my arms No more tears on my face bound from doing harm Don't say it wa
2007/2008 Snowmobiling Season
Well took the sleds out for the first ride of the season, went with a buddy, put about 25-30 miles of small trail riding on them. Was a great first ride! Found a couple of back country trails that just wound through the woods, man was awesome, clear night, a ton of fresh powder! 2 months to the big MI. trip to the UP!!!
Poetry
Is it love or is it lust Are you someone I can trust? You tell me you want me That is obvious to see. Are you playing silly games Where you forget peoples names? My name seems to be upon your lips While your hands are on my hips. But will you remember me When I am not where you can see? Do you love me like you say? Or will i someday get in your way? I don't want to be your passing fancy NO! Dammit, my name isn't Nancy! As i looked out at the snow falling The white powder covered the earth Children making snowmen in their yards Another log was added to the hearth More children sledding down the hills People out cleaning off their cars I sit and hold the curtain aside Snowflakes looking like falling stars The stamping of feet to clear off their shoes Slipping on the sidewalk covered with snow I look at my watch to see what was the time I put on my hat and gloves cause we have to go Out in the snow thats coming down ever so quick We are going to visit som
A Little About Me!
I'm giving up on everything Because you messed me up Don't know how much you Screwed it up You never listened That's just too bad Because I'm moving on I won't forget You were the one that was wrong I know I need to step up and be strong Don't patronize me Have you forgotten Everything that I wanted Do you forget it now You never got It Do you get it now Gotta get away There's no point in thinking about yesterday It's too late now It won't ever be the same We're so different now I know I wanna run away I know I wanna run away Run away If only I could run away If only I could run away Run away I told you waht i wanted I I told you waht i wanted What I wanted But I was forgotten I won't be forgotten Never Again I got a boyfrined named Matt. I am very in love with him. we have been together for almost two years now. He treats me like a Queen. I also have a sister and one brother and a step brother. Dont Mess with me they will KICK ur A$$.
For Real?
ok, so really? Do people actually pay $100 to host a happy hour? It's been bouncing around in my head since I joined...cuz seriously...people must have alot of money laying around!
New Bomb Squad
LadyLoneWolfTureLycan FreeLance Bomber@ fubar if you would like to join a new bomb squad please go to the link above click it and she will set you up and show her love also thank you
You Can Own Me
Military
A Soldier's Christmas Written in December, 2000 by Michael Marks. The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight; My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight; The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe, the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear; Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near; Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and
The Misfit~angels Rules
THE MISFIT~ANGELS RULES 1.) must read and rate all blogs done on pages of all the group leaders 2.) if anyone needs leveling you must send the link too 1 of the leaders then they will see if that person can be leveled 3.) before any member is to join a contest or giveaway and wants help from the group you must ask and see if we can help or if we have plans first give time for a response 4.) no other member needs to do blogs for leveling for help from the misfit group except for the leaders 5.)will not have more than 1 person in a contest or giveaway at 1 time unless we have enough members to split up to help with the bombing 6.) if you do not help level or do your part you will be removed from the group 7.) when a new member joins we go to that members page we add, fan and rate their page 8.) when you see a bulletin posted in our group you repost it 9.) when we are leveling someone the status is how you know if we are done yet 10.) and do not ask for help
Why
Kiss Off i need someone a person to talk to someone who'd care to love could it be you could it be yo-ou the situation gets rough, and i start to panick its not enough its just a habit and, kid, you're sick darling this is it well you can all just kiss off into to the air behind my back i can see that stare they'll hurt me bad but i won't mind they'll hurt me bad they do it all the time yea yea yea they do it all the time yea yea they do it all the time yea yea they do it all the time do it all the time they do it all the time do it all the time they do it all the time do it all the time I hope you know that this will go down on your permenent record oh yea well don't get so distressed did i happen to meantion that i'm impressed i take one one one cause you left me and two two two for my family and three three three for my heartache and four four four for my headaches and five five five for my lonely and six six six for my sorrow and
This Is Me!
Crush Me!
I have many fans and friends...all of you keep telling me just how beautiful I am....soooooooooooooooooooooooo, WHERE THE HECK ARE ALL OF MY CRUSH'S...PEOPLE I HAVE ONLY ONE CRUSH...SOMETHING WRONG THERE? Crush me, fan me, rate me, add me and I will do the same for you! I promice...xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
For The Soldiers
Having lots of Family, Friends, and Loved Ones either currently in or discharged from the Armed Forces, it's my pleasure to pass this story around. I've seen it before but it always puts things in perspective for me. TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTUR
Song!!!
I stand alone By Starks7783 I stand alone no one around walking these streets all through this town and im thinking about you and its not helping my mood wondering what i shouldve said and what i didnt do. i stand alone i look to the sky all of the stars shine so bright but there all out of view compared to you wondering what your beauty does that they could never do. i stand alone a man with no pride and all of these scars are so hard to hide but there all caused by you and you know that its true try to hide these tears i've cried but theres nothing i can do!!! Thats life By Starks7783 "A mother moans, A baby cries, A doctor slaps your ass!" A bright light a black moon not a bit of sense you walk through a doorway but your given no pretense and as you grow much older you mission becomes clear you thik that you have seen it all and begin to shed a tear CHORUS Thats life Thats life your born warm and you die cold yea
Pasta Diet
The Pasta Diet and Your Health ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS!! 1. You walka pasta DA bakery. 2. You walka pasta DA sweets store. 3. You walka pasta DA Ice Cream shop. 4. You walka pasta DA pantry and fridge. You willa losea DA weight! AND... CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth After all those conflicting Nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. CONCLUSION
The Isle Of Old Fucks, Oops I Mean Old Folks
have ya ever been in line at a grocery store behind one of those old bitches, that claims she's shopped at the store longer than it even existed, and complains about every time i come here they got a new cashier and i gotta wait in line, bla bla bla, well, my answer to her old ass, is "were ya born a virgin or a professional at it, and further more the store hasn't been around a hundred years like your decrepit old ass has been, so shut the fuck up, and quit making the new cashier more nervous than they already are, and further more, if ya know who's new then either get the hell out of line and go to a cashier ya know, or have ya pissed all of them off with you sour ass attitude, or just get the hell out of line out of my damned way, the moral of the story we are all new to everything in life once. so if ya see one of these old fucks, i mean old folks in line bitchin, ask them "were ya born a virgin, or a professional at it?" that'll shut them the fuck up. robert if you shop
Fu Own Me For 1 Month....
Wanna Fu Own Me For 1 Month.... This is what i am offering to my Owner... -fu owned for a month with name in screen name -rate all pics an 11 during hh -rate all stash -rate all blogs -weekly pimp out by her -graphics made by her -1 sfw salute and 1 nsfw salute AND MORE! Just click the pic and start your bidding...
Wow!!!!!!!!!!!
According to Ballerstatus.com, Bay Area MC Spice 1 is in critical condition after being shot this morning in his hometown of Hayward, California. Stay tuned for more updates.
My Clit (should I Get It Peirced) ;p
Randomness Personified
So I was talking to my friend hg tonight, and she tells me brb Now when Im usually instant messaging with anyone that is a very normal occurance, cuz conversations usually go into the wee hours of the night. I have to stay on my normal schedule on my nights off. Well the significane of hg telling me brb is why Im writing this blog. Now what you need to know about hg is that she is a phone sex operator. So when we are having our conversations about our lives she is at home working. So when she says brb that means she just got a call, a client if you will. I guess its just funny to me cuz I dont think about it for the most part. You know? And every once in a while my lightbulb in my head will go off and Im like oh yeah shes off talking dirty to someone. Its funny to me cuz of how regular she is. Yeah Im a dork. So what? :P HarleyGypsy: brb michael barela: lol k michael barela: so omg i just realized something... i am talking to another girl and she does insur
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Fucked Up
I spent countless hours trying to think of the right thing at the right time to make someone impressed when i realized that they only wanted one thing and found out things from people they grew up with. Basically i spent a greater part of my week trying to impress someone who is an over all asshole and should burn in hell for what they have done to me and others. So to that person FUCK YOU!!!!!! You hurt me and well hope you have a great life cock sucker/
Let Them Go!
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. LET THEM GO! And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead. You've got to know when it's over. Let me tell you something. I've got the gift of goodbye. It's the tenth spiritual gift, I believe in goodbye. It's not that I'm hateful, it's that I'm f
Who Am I Kidding?
Words Of Inspiration
We cannot beg someone to stay if they want to leave and be with someone else. We have to admit that love doesn't give us the license to own a person. This is what love means...Sacrifice... After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul, and you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security, and you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises, and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open, with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a child. You learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So, plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure....that you really are strong, and you really do have worth.. Today seems to be the day, when so many people turn t
She Needs Leveled
CAN YOU HELP LEVEL HER. SHE'S A LONG TIME FRIEND AND I SEE SHE ONLY HAS 13,100 TO GO YET. I'M DOING THIS AS A SURPRISE FOR HER. ALL HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED. YOU CAN RATE HER STUFF WHEN YOU HAVE TIME, JUST CHECK TO SEE IF SHE'S LEVELED IF I'M NOT AT COMPUTER. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE. Pamela@ fubar
New Friends
another one of my friends has come to fubar...YAY!!! Please show him love... and yes ladies, he is single... =-)~ shep@ fubar Another real life friend joins us on Fubar. Hes new to fubar and learning the ropes. Please welcome him to Fubar by showing him luv. chromedome16@ fubar
New Lounge Coding For Skin Section
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Fth, Hp, & Lv
GOD OUR FATHER, WALK THROUGH MY HOUSE AND TAKE AWAY ALL MY WORRIES AND ILLNESSES; IN JESUS ' NAME. AMEN Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing, And your voice caught within your chest? It isn't Love, it's Like. You can't keep your eyes or hands off of them, am I right? It isn't Love, it's Lust. Are you proud, and eager to show them off? It isn't Love, it's Luck. Do you want them because you know they're there? It isn't Love, it's Loneliness. Are you there because it's what everyone wants? It isn't Love, it's Loyalty. Do you stay for their confessions of Love, because you don't want to hurt them? It isn't Love, it's Pity. Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand? It isn't Love, it's being Unconfident. Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat? It isn't Love, it's Infatuation. Do you pardon their faults because you care about them? It isn't Love, it's Friendship. Do you tell them every day they
~*christmas Time*~
hre you go in seperate parts... the infamous movie that plays 24 hours every year (and i watch it the whole 24 hrs too)...
Random Thoughts
Greetings...new Beginnings...
i do not give the gift of my submissive nature it is who i am...i just "choose" with whom to share all of it i cannot give a gift of myself as long as i am wanting something in return. a gift is given without want .... "Look! The way she trembles, even now, caught between fear and desire." Kusheil's Dart "When you find that special someone that wants to take you into the darkness, holding your hand tight, searching for the light. Dont say no... Just squeeze their hand tighter and walk slowly, trusting togethor, smiling with true tears of joy and forefillment at finally finding true happiness. " Its a dream I have.... Anne 2007 "People take different roads seeking forefillment and happiness. Just because they dont travel your road doesnt mean they've gotten lost" They told me - You are Woman Go out and conquer the world They said - be strong Don't betray your Sisters You don't need a man You are sufficient unto yourself They told me 's
Shooting
at 1:40 this afternoon in omaha nebraska there was a shooting at a mall, my favorite mall, the mall i always go to..and i was lucky enough that i didn't go.. heres the whole story: http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/12163196.html go there..what the hell is happening in omaha?! i have a friend who works there and was there today, but hes okay, and another friend who was there but got out..i just dont understand..why..
Level Her
GIGGLES IS FAIRLY NEW TO FUBAR. SHE ONLY HAS 47 PICS BUT ONLY HAS 1571 TO GO, SO IF ENOUGH OF US RATE HER STUFF WE CAN GET HER LEVELED. ALL HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE. giggels@ fubar
~wrth Rng~
Hot on the heels of his explanation for why he no longer wears a flag pin, presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama was forced to explain why he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played. According to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171, During rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. "As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides," Obama said. "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It should be swapped for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.' If that were our anthem, then I might salute it." WHAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this c
Thanx
Cant Do Right!!
Ya eyes tell me stories of your past life. Which hard to say. Putting me under a spell. Believe me I won't say a word to anyone, Tha goodness of your fountain must be tha truth. Lies and those who tell tails of tha lifes and times. . . I a raven, wondering with dry lips, water please?!! I'm Tristy!! My rose that I had. . .Had me full of enjoyment, High on cloud 9 and feelin' wonderful about tha ways of life. How it can be all taken away the followin' week. Sleeppin' by myself between tha sheets. @ times or most of tha time, I can't sleep! Shit! Well couldn't sleep from tha jump anyway!! Real as can be, But there is no need to front. I miss what we shared, Listen . . . I had a freak, But was blind. Which is so true!! I Guess. . . I just needed tha affection for tha time, A piece of your mind, And tha lending of your ears. Instead of tha unlimted passion. The sex was good. But tha way you stoked me was great. In all, you once did love me? . . . Or you said you did!! Everything I
Love
the hardest thing in this world is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes but still loves everything about you. The best boyfriend you'll have isnt the best looking, the funniest, or the richest. its the one that makes you feel gorgeous, hilarious, and like a million dollars. He makes sure you know he loves you. Friendship is easily turned into love but love is very hard to turn back into friendship. Guys are like stars there are millions of them but only one will make your dreams come true
Bad
He knows if youve been bad or good....so be bad for badness sake.
Friends With Benifits
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..
R U A Mc??!!
Your An Mc huh! Well I'm A Poet at its best! Take a ride, No need to hide my pride, I run my own race, Take your place, Make your pick, I'm feelin myself like Tweet, Wouldn't you like to say. If you want tha business, Invest in me for days to cum. Yea, I made a funny! If you want to get on a diet, Get on Slim fast! I got tha golden ticket, Slide on my fitted. In ya mind your sayin Damn he dun spit it! Hold up, More time to come. This is what you get messing with me on tha one on one. Let me get a taste. All I want you to do is sit on myface. Just checking my in box @ myspace. But rather go to Fubar and get shit faced. Mmmmm taste is GGGGReat! I'm do everything right, so folks love to hate! Lol it a sample of what i got!!!
A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years ol
Porn Members
Interesting how many female members on here are actually promoting their porn web sites. For some it's so obvious they're even posting the web address in their "about me" section. Guess there's no filtering going on. LOL Bob When I was good, I was very very good but when I was bad I was better. A hard man... is good to find Too much of a good thing... can be wonderful I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. Good sex is like good Bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me I used to be Snow White... but I drifted Sex is emotion in motion Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesn't rain She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success... wrong by wrong When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Merry Christmas To All In The Field
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLIDER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLIDER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLIDER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SLODIERS WHO WERE WIL
I Want To Speak Of Warriors
I Want to Speak of Warriors By Paul Mays I want to speak of warriors. A long time ago I stepped from a plane onto a strange new land along with several dozen others. As we stepped down the ramp we all had a fear that ripped at our guts and just as we tried to figure out where we were to go and what we were to do , along came a truck filled with body bags to fill the plane for its return flight. I saw in the eyes, of those that had been sitting with me and speaking of how now that this one or that one was now in country the enemy would just turn and run, a panic that caused them all to go dead quite. War is not pretty. War is not a great thing that young men strive for. War is ugly, dirty, smelly, and causes the soul to numb. But War is a price a nation, and the children of that nation, sometimes must pay. When others make efforts to destroy all that make life, liberty and freedom possible then a people must stand and loose the dogs of war. Today we are at war. Not the
A Letter Home
Letter Home By Paul R. Mays 8/9/2007 Mom and Dad, If you are reading this it means Im not coming home. I am writing this letter because my unit and I are about to insert north of Baghdad in a strike on a bomb making factory thats making IEDs and it come time for some payback. Mom, I will miss your blackberry cobbler when dinners done and all the little things that you do when Im home that makes it a place of love and family. I know this will hurt you to the soul but I want you to understand that I and many others knew what we were doing and my eyes also water up, not because of what we deal with here but for what you will have to endure if you get this letter. I only wish I could take the pain from your heart so you could feel nothing but joy but I know that joy is the furthest feeling from your heart at this moment. But try to remember the moments we shared when you taught me of love and family. I have taken that with me in every mission and it sustains me when the
Too Sweet Comments
freak_matty: get off the toilet and come say hi to me Angi: OMFG HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS TAKING A DUMP? freak_matty: its the only time ur yahoo goes idle when ur online Angi, even when you were a fatty you were still hot! Thanks Matt!!! Go tell Matt to fuck off.. project_carion: lol, that bugs me to i hate when guys hit on me. lol not that happens, well ok that was a stupid joke. Angi: Awww lol...I can't see the guys NOT hitting on you...If I were a queer I'd totally want to stick it in your ass!!! project_carion: well thank you that makes my butt hole pucker up a little, but sweet none-the-less
No No No
NO,i wont meet you. NO,i wont call you. NO,i dont wanna hook up with you. NO, you can't see my NSFW PICS! NO,i dont want your number. NO,i dont wanna have sex with you. YES,i have a man. YES,were serious. enough said....now dont ask lol..if you still have questions talk to tweek im sure he will love to hear from you...lol...NOT!! dont you dare bother him...lol I'M HERE FOR FRIENDS ONLY!!NO BF'S OR FK BUDDIES!! GOT IT??????????
Question For The Day.
Has anyone used an online pharmacy before? I've heard many pluses and minuses. Well, I'm asking because I have been fighting with a rough back and tried to see a doctor yesterday but was given the runaround. We all know Dr.s like to hold back on the good stuff that actually works. Instead I was told to take Aleve and do nothing but rest. That just doesnt work for me. I know what I need and have been aquiring minimal amounts through friends. I now want more to knock this out and get back to my normal life. My question is this. Has anyone used an online pharmacy and what were your results? Today after work I'm going to purchase my meds and see how it goes. If I receive too many cons to this I will not, but would like to know if they are worth it. Please advise =-) Thank you.
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Happy Holidays!!
I have a Christmas tree on my page and I would like to invite all my friends and family to stop by and show some love... maybe even copy it and get your OWN tree on your page so others can spread the love. Happy Holidays to all!!!! Rebelgirl
Thoughts
Ever wake up one day and everything you thought about something or believed just doesn't seem to be anymore? I have been content with my life and how things are in it until I was on my way to work today and saw this sweet little old couple sitting in Dunkin Donuts. Then my entire drive to work was just reflecting on my life and what I really want in it and how I want it to turn out. So far I have realized that while I have been ok with waking up and going to bed alone, I am just not anymore. I can't say that I have been a fan of relationships or getting married, in my life neither seems to ever work out. But this couple was just a reminder that it is possible for one to work out and last. He was sitting across the table from her holding her hand and completely just paying attention and caring about anything she said. She was sitting there paying complete attention to him and giggling like a high school girl with her first crush. Clearly they were still very much
Live/laugh/love
Everyone have a blessed day. Live with laughter and love in your heart and know that life is too short for the drama. If you can't be a true friend, then don't be a friend at all. Stay blessed...
Merry Christmas
To all of my friends,family and everyone here on FUBAR..wishing you and you families a very Merry Christmas! Make video montages at www.OneTrueMedia.com
Add?
I got so many things going on in my mind.. i sometimes wonder myself if I got ADD. Maybe thats why my son has it. Nah, I am not that bad. lol. Days like today though I could almost think it. I got these thoughts of.. is the bus gonna come today,,did they cancel school? The roads are clear..so I didn't listen for school closings. Thinking about my grandma who passed away last yr..2 days after Christmas. Today is her birthday. Thinking I have to go to her grave to put a grave pillow on it,,that we made last weekend. Thinking about having to go to work..and missing my oldest sons Christmas program. Wondering who deleted me as there crush.. I think I know but hes denying it. (not you leo) Thinking about that someone special.. Wondering if my birds got a cold..hes been sneezing like. Thinking about the candy bar in the freezer thats calling my name. Thinking, that today I get to wear my new UGG boots I bought off ebay last year. They are awesome! Just a few things going on in my h
Friends W/ Benefits
hey every one i wont be online for a while I been sittin' here starin' At the clock on the wall And I been layin' here prayin' Prayin' she won't call It's just another call from home And you'll get it and be gone And I'll be cryin' And I'll be beggin' you, baby Beg you not to leave But I'll be left here waitin' With my heart on my sleeve Oh, for the next time we'll be here Seems like a million years And I think I'm dyin' What do I have to do to make you see She can't love you like me Why don't you stay I'm down on my knees I'm so tired of bein' lonely Don't I give you what you need When she calls you to go There is one thing you should know We don't have to live this way Baby, why don't you stay You keep tellin' me, baby There will come a time When you will leave her arms And forever be in mine But I don't think that's the truth And I don't like bein' used And I'm tired 'a waitin' It's too much pain to have to bear To love a man you have to s
Having You Screaming For More And More
Have you screaming for more and more part 2 Soft furs, warmth of the fire, caressing your naked skin, You stretch, enjoy the feeling. Then Skywise is there, besides you, Your perfect body, gently touching it, smiling, I trace my fingers on your belly. When my fingers slowly glide lower, you gasp, and I laugh, roll over you, and you are more aware of me, than ever before. My eyes, just inches from Yours, MY hand creeping lower and lower, My lips, reaching for your chest. My hand reaches it's target, starts caressing, never quite touching it, and your arousal is shared in my eyes. And then My lips start wandering, slowly, over your chest, over your belly, A touch, down there, My fingers, lips , you don't know, but, oh god, you know it feels so good! You moan, You cannot help it, it feels too good! "Please, no more!" You whisper with hoarse voice, "Please, You'll do anything." My head rises, eyes twinkling, lips curved in an impish smile, "O
The Intervention Part 1
It's the intervention between two people, you find a girl in a type of clothing that's see thru, I look think'n of the possibilities, hotel, my place, or the back of my SUV. Well we find the spot, the right place for me to make her hot; I move over and kiss her lips, slide my hands across her hips. She tells me stop, and I do for a sec, then I nibble on her ear, she screams like a child; We move towards the soft spot, as I kiss down her chest, likky, likky, my tongue's all ova her breast. Then I start to lik to the area that'll make her moan, my tongue goes to work and it's just like home; Juices so sweet, my tongue can't believe it, part the lips and start to eat it. Her back is arching, her mouth lets out a scream, it must be a dream, the number of times I make her cream, I stop; Let her catch her breath, she massages my back, it's all that, nibbles my ear, time to get back on track
The Pleasure In Your Face
My eyes affixed on you My intense stare darting briefly from your naked body stretched across the satin beneath you to the canvas on its easel placed in front of me. Those eyes, the deepest shade of Brown, searching you, drinking in your every curve, your every crevice. You feel my eyes on your breast, as the brush in my hand flutters over the canvas. Your nipples grow warm, erect, beneath my gaze. My eyes travel to your face, meeting your own, and motions for you to tilt your head. You obey, your head tilts back, your back arching slightly. I continue to paint, My eyes moving swiftly from my work to your own. your entranced, by the intensity of my stare Waves of heat wash over you awakening your senses. The hard nubs at the tip of your breasts beg to be touched, to be squeezed, to be suckled. The folds of flesh, pedals of a flower, moisten between your thighs, its bud pulsating throughout your
Poems
The Moods of a Woman An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, A woman is a bundle of contradiction, She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, But will tackle a stranger alone in the house. Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose, She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose, She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk, She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk, At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad, She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad. EE Cummings - i carry your heart i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)i am never without it(anywhere i go you go,my dear;and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling) i fear no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true) and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root a
Grandma
Just a poem , in memory of my Grandma.. my best friend. Happy Birthday... I sit beside you, Grandma On deaths doorstep you lay I set my head upon your wrist As I bow my head to pray The world to me shut off The silence here is thick Alone just you and I And your watchs rhythmic tick I block out all my pain And loss Im sure to feel I concentrate now deeply On the tick your watch reveals I sit here now for days And hear the rhythmic sound I contemplate you being gone The thought now seems profound The time for you is near To enter Heavens Gate Ill stay here by your side Until your journey is complete Its months now since youve passed My wounds are healing slow I want so much to hear your voice To see your smiles glow I lay my head upon my wrist When my feelings are too strong I hear your watchs rhythmic tick And know youre never gone
Hold Me Close
Hold me close and don't let go; I'm so scared to be alone. I've been by myself for too long, And always had to be strong. Now I only want to rest; And lay my head on your chest. Hold me close and don't let go; These wars I fight no one knows. Now whisper how you love me, Say it tender and softly. I am weary and soon will sleep, But with you no longer will I weep. So hold me close and don't let go, For I never want to be alone
I'm Missing You
Like a cold summer afternoon Like the snow coming down in June Like a wedding without a groom I'm missing you. You're the woman without a man I'm the ring without a hand I'm missing you
Kiss Me
??????
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Stop drinking so much. Damn! 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) F**k me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops 11) Other (Please specify) lol please reply!!! Then send to your other friends and see how many and which answers you get, see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back Yeah, I say still i stand Ay, shawty here i am hey (Verse 1) Never have you seen in ya lifetime A more divine southern rapper with a swag like mine Facin all kinda time but smile like I'm fine Brag with such passion and shine without tryin Believe me, pains a small thing to a giant I was born without a dime Out the gutter I climbed spoke my mind and didn't stutter one time Ali said "even the greatest gotta suffer sometimes" So I huff and puff rhymes Lyrics so sick wit it Se
Passion 7
Christmas
Feelings
Feelings of despair, Feelings that u don't care Feelings of being broken, Feelings of words not spoken Feelings of you are always true, Feelings of being with you Feelings of being incomplete, Feelings that we will never meet
Xmass
My Christmas Tree
Technology For Country Folks
TECHNOLOGY FOR THE COUNTRY FOLK LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the firewood off the truck MEGA HERTZ: When yer not careful gettin the firewood FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha get from tryin to carry too much firewood RAM: That thing that splits the firewood HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's black fly season BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the munchie bag MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang keys SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine ENTER: Northerner talk for, C'Mon in y'all RAND
I Need A Wii!!
I need a Wii! Will donate towards my Wii plz? If you don't trust my linky fumail me and I will send you my email address and you can go to paypal yourself.. :) $5 donations are nice.. for a $10 dollar donations I will do a little something for you.. rate your entire profile or a SFW personal Salute.. More than $10 will get ya something better of your choice - name it(with in reason). What do you think? I don't think its anymore whorish than alot of the other things I see around here... EDIT: Let me just add that this is more for my kids than it is for me, I get bored with the games pretty quick. Frankly it pisses me off that I should have to beg money from people for a video game system that probably costs $50 to make but yet you fucking SHEEP will run out and pay $600 for it and then I can't afford one. I spend every dime I get on my kids, clothes, food, you know stuff they need. That is all.. thanks.
Christmas
I had made a google page, with the help of my sister Danielle, about my whole ordeal with my heart. Please feel free and read it check out the other websites that are listed on there. They have some really good information on them. If you have any questions or comments, let me know. Enjoy and thank you for looking. http://frogmommi23.googlepages.com/home Happy Holidays everyone!! I added a mistletoe and a christmas tree to my page, so give me some kisses and leave me some gifts!!! Love ya'll!! Happy Holidays everyone!! I added a mistletoe and a christmas tree to my page, so give me some kisses and leave me some gifts!!! Love ya'll!!
Christmas Spirit
I got a christmas tree..and me under the mistletoe on my page.. please leave a kiss or gift!! hugs...nikki
Christmas Tree Leave Lots Of Gifts Lol
The Spirit Behind Christmas
Dear Children, It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this time of the year and that it was some of your predecessors who decided to celebrate My birthday on what was actually a time of pagan festival. Although I do appreciate being remembered anytime How I personally feel about this celebration can probably be most easily understood by those of you who have been blessed with children of your own. I don't care what you call the day. If you want to celebrate My birth, just GET ALONG AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER. Now, having said that let Me go on. If it bothers you that the town in which you live doesn't allow a scene depicting My birth, then just get rid of a couple of Santas and snowmen and put in a small Nativity scene on your own front lawn. If all My followers did that there wouldn't be any need for such a s
An Authentic Unoriginal
1) The front of your scrubs reads "Nurses... here to save your ass, not kiss it!" 2) you occasionally park in the space with the"physicians only" sign...and knock it over. 3) you believe some patients are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4) you recognize that you can't cure stupid. 5) you own at least three pens with the names of prescription medications on them. 6) you believe there's a special place in hell for the inventor of the call light. 7) you believe that saying "it can't get any worse" causes it to get worse just to show you it can. 8) you wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom. 9) you believe that any job where you can drive to work in your pajamas is a cool one. 10) you consider a tongue depressor an eating utensil. 11) eating microwave popcorn out of a clean bedpan is perfectly natural. 12) you've been exposed to so many x-rays that you consider it a form of birth control. 13) you've ever heard a patient with
Never Before, Maybe Never Again
I fell in love. Huge mistake. I should have known better. And now it's over. It's for the best, I know that to be true. But that knowledge doesn't make it hurt any less. I have no business being in love with anyone, or allowing anyone to love me. I'm a sex addict. There, I said it. And he's right, I may never be able to be faithful. Even with treatment perhaps there's just no hope for me. Right now I can't allow myself to care. All I can do is feel the pain wash over me in waves. I've never felt so badly or so deeply in my life (save for the love I feel for my children). Mick, should you by some chance read this, I know you're right and this needed to end. I'll always love you but like I told you from the start, my love is just not enough. I'm sorry I can't be who and what you need and deserve. Please don't give up. Not all women are as messed up as I am. I hope one day you'll find real happiness. Your Zoey no more. As for those of you who read this you may want t
I Want To Comment Sucide But I Don't Want To Die
By Jimmy c/w '07 I want to comment sucide, but I don't want to die It don't make since don't even try I see myself as others don't I find myself inside my cult I stay up all night I'm high all day These fucken pills won't let me stay If I go before my time Don't try to search you'll never find The truth because I've never told another person another soul I drowned myself in guilt and fear all I need is one more beer another sip another pill I need one more so I won't feel the truth is that It's all my fault I'll never find what I have sought my goal to high my esteem to low Thats all I'll tell you before I go. "I want to comment sucide but I don't want to die" By Jimmy c/w '07
Christmas Tree
Mia
Hey everyone how are things?? Its been forever since i been on here..Just wanted to say hi to everyone :)
Far From Heaven
far from heaven ive reasoned my whole life away ive sought and ive seen and ive wanted but couldnt find faith i know there must be a way back but i just cant find the way i just dont know about you give me a sign or at least something that i can see ive heard all the stories but still dont know what to believe ive been told im headed for hell but i just dont know how to feel i just dont know about you far from heaven ive reasoned my whole life away if you're there i beg of you let me be saved im down on my knees and i pray to you come and show me the way i just dont know about miclang music2007 Rate my poem, Go here please go here and rate my poem
Military Things
This was sent to me by friends on my Military list, and it's just a simple 'Thank You' so take the time, and read it, and watch the video, it's truly amazing. http://www.iwo.com/heroes.htm Thank you to all my fighting brothers and sisters in the war on terror, we support you! De Oppresso Liber Doc In 1968 when I became a Cop, I knew there would be special occasions my family would spend without me. Knowing that fact didn't make the task any easier. The celebrations I missed those first year's depressed me and sometimes made me feel bitter. Working on Christmas Eve was always the worst. On Christmas Eve in 1977, I learned that blessings can come disguised as misfortune, and honor is more than just a word. I was riding one-man patrol on the 4x12 shift. The night was cold. Everywhere I looked I saw reminders of the holiday: families packing their cars with presents, beautifully decorated trees in living room windows and roofs adorned with tiny sleighs. It all added to my
A Soldier's Christmas
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzz
Fake Pics
IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ADDED THIS GIRL HER NSFW PICS ARE FAKE SHE HAS DOWNLOADED THEM SHE SEEMS TO THINK THAT SHE CAN HAVE ANY GUY SHE LIKES I CAN TELL YOU THAT SHE HAS SLEPT WITH OVER 400 GUYS AND HAS STDs SO TAKE YOU DONT TOUCH HER ITS JUST A WARNING THIS HER Andoverbike@ fubar PLEASE REPOST
X-mas Spirit
Pa never had much compassion for the lazy or those who squandered their means and then never had enough for the necessities. But for those who were genuinely in need, his heart was as big as all outdoors. It was from him that I learned the greatest joy in life comes from giving, not from receiving. It was Christmas Eve 1881. I was fifteen years old and feeling like the world had caved in on me because there just hadn't been enough money to buy me the rifle that I'd wanted so bad that year for Christmas. We did the chores early that night for some reason. I just figured Pa wanted a little extra time so we could read in the Bible. I was still feeling sorry for myself and to be honest I wasn't in much of a mood to read Scriptures. But Pa didn't get the Bible but instead he bundled up and went outside. I couldn't figure it out because we had already done all the chores. Soon Pa came back in. It was a cold clear night out and there was ice in his beard. "Come on,
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the

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Ode To The Unknown
She stays there where I prepare for every dream- She's the scheme to every plan, she's the reason that I'm a man. The unknown place within my head- that special place where things seem dead; I was whitewashed, now I paint it red- I paint her face upon my bed.
Gone For Awhile
hey.... new pics!! please check em out and rate em Hey all... Just wanted to let ya'll know I wont be online for awhile. I hope to be back on soon, just dont know how soon. Dont forget to come by my page and leave sum luvin.... I'll getcha back when I get back online... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!!!! luv ya!!!!!!!!!!
'twas The Night Before Christmas' - Twisted...hehehe
'Twas the night before Christmas, and damn it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for
Goodbye!
Mistletoe
Christmas 1
Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a
Christmas 2
Going To A Grandma
Well my 18year old stepdaughter just came over to tell me that im going to be a grandma. I just wanted to share to news with everyone...........
Fun!!!!!
Shout Box
I made my shout box family only because otherwise I get overwhelmed. Anyone can send me a private message.
Partytyme
Hey I have a great idea maybe someone has came up with it before but I think fubar should have a real party have one big get together for all memebers in one big city and have drinks and what not. book a hotel for a couple of nights or weekend and have a good time each member could bring a friend Im sure it would be cheap if they said it was a group meeeting or class reunion Let me know if yall think this is kool holla back at ur boy
Stripping!
Music Video:HOLY PORNOGRAPHY (by Funny Videos)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone Sweet Victoria Takes a Shower in her F*CK ME shirt
Asshat Of The Week!
Brittany Spears is my asshot for the week, possibly the year. How many children can you have before you get the "mother thing" down right? My advice to Brittany... 1. Babies have carseats for a reason. 2. Your children might be less confused about mommy if she would move back to the trailer park. 3. Dont take pics of your pregnant body, unless you are gonna make your own pornsite. 4. Get your tubes tied. 5. Buy motherhood for dummies! Vanilla Van Winkle- Vanilla becoming pumk rocker is like Gary Coleman become Gangsta Sorry bud, hard core is not you! A wise man once said that you can work on your car but your not a mechanic- you can bake a cake but not be a baker- you can put on a band-aid but not be a doctor... But if you fuck one goat- your always a goat fucker. You, Asshat of the week will always be Vanilla Ice Ice Baby cruising in your 5.0...
Thankful
As we are in the xmas season remember your family and friends for they are in your life for a reason. Enjoy the time you have with them for it could be taken away tell them that you care for you may never get the chance take that chance and say what you want for they may not know how you really feel be thankful you have someone who cares for you never know what might happen you may lose them in a second and never get the chance to say I care.
Fanning People Before Adding
I am absolutly fe wrote this one :) Why is it so damn important for me to fan somebody i don't know who isn't in the military, fire department, police department, or other "hero" type work. I prefer to fan someone after i have known them for a while. Why can't i be your friend first? i don't mind rating you, but if i have to "fan" you before i can "add" you i am not going to do anything, you will not get any points, comments, or rating from me!
Kiss Me Under The Mistle Toe
Rememberance
I just wanted to drop a short note to say thank you to everyone that stopped by my page and showed me some love. I appreciated all the condolences after my grandmothers passing. You guys all the best, I love you all. Ice Four Candles for You by Unknown The first candle represents our grief. The pain of losing you is intense. It reminds us of the depth of our love for you. This second candle represents our courage. To confront our sorrow, To comfort each other, To change our lives. This third candle we light in your memory. For the times we laughed, The times we cried, The times we were angry with each other, The silly things you did, The caring and joy you gave us. This fourth candle we light for our love. We light this candle that your light will always shine. As we enter this holiday season and share this night of remembrance with our family and friends. We cherish the special place in our hearts that will always be reserved for you. We thank you f
Www.1800lastbid.com
Hey people I would like you to stop in and take a look at this site if you are a buyer and seller on ebay this site has everything you can emagine in here. Rock ON
79 Monte Carlo
If you have a Monte Carlo and want to show it off send me some pics. I do custom paint work and would love to see some cools shit and send info on it as well so i know this isnt just some pic of someone elses car. Stop in my pics and take a look at my 79 Monte. Rock ON
Come Bomb Me Pls
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How To Send
Ok for those of you who DON'T know about or how to use the new FUPAL feature here is a simplified tutorial. Step 1: visit users profile Step 2: scroll down the page until you see the little FUPAL button located under said user's default picture Step 3: Click on little FUPAL button (it is green) Step 4: Enter desired amount to transfer to said user ((( NOTE there is a 20% transfer fee for each transaction ))) Step 5: Send a lil message along with your transaction so the said user knows you care! Step 6: YOUR ALL DONE NOW YAY!!! DON'T FORGET THE RATE THIS BLOG! THANKS SO MUCH! What would you get a naughty girl for christmas ? Do I even bother puttin new hot pics up >> when all fubar will see my labels on pics sexy ass upload ? or nakid ass upload pic ?? so much for tryin to be naughty on here LOL
Kiss Me Under The Mistle Toe
Kiss Me Under The Mistle Toe
My Life
My Passion
Twas The Month Before Christmas
TWAS THE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS God Bless Our Christmas and it's meaning 'Twas the month before Christmas when all through our land, Not a Christian was praying nor taking a stand. Why the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angel s and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a " Holiday ". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets are hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penney's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it
Xmas Spirit
Hey everyone! Xmas is near, so have some new things on my profile! Show me some love and leave me a gift or kiss me under the mistletoe! Thanks! Luv ya all!
"a Memory Locked In Time" & "friendship"
I walk into the room and see mummy sleeping So peaceful as shes lying there more beautiful than my eyes have ever seen. Her hair as black as a stallion, Her skin so soft and fair, Her dress the color of jade. Her pillow soft as sateen, The blanket to her hips with her hands folded neatly. The yellow roses by her side that say Well miss you mummy; Love Bridgette and Daniel Then I look at grandma and ask Why is everyone weeping She looks at me and says Isnt she pristine? I couldnt find her favorite medallion. Do you like the way they did her hair? Do you know she loved giving medical aid? She always liked drinking the tea that was green. She always did things so sweetly. Did you know she was going to get a little toy spaniel? I look back at her and say Grandma you have not answered me. What do you mean? Why is everyone weeping when mummy is just sleeping? Your mummy is not sleeping my dear she went to live in heaven. Your mummy is not waking
Happy Thursday Everyone
happy Thursday everyone
My Puppy
My Puppy is very sick she might have cancer. I cant do anything for her. She is by far the most important thing to me. She has helped me through so many bad times. I need to help her but no one can. PLEASE GOD DONT TAKE HER FROM ME TOO !!!!
Christmas Spirit
anyways so here I am all sweet and nice and let people borrow money but when I need it back to pay bills its like oh I totally forgot.. people suck why should I be nice!! it's not like it pays off in the end and I dont get anything out of it but a big frigon headache.. Why?? why am I so nice?? why can't I just say no?? anyone got an answer on how I can be more mean when it comes to the answer NO..
Cajun
You Know You're a Cajun When . . . Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled. No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food. You get up in the morning and start cooking a pot of rice before you give any thought to what you'll fix for dinner. Your baby's first words are "long beads." You ask, "How dey running?" and "Are dey fat?" but you're inquiring about seafood quality. When a hurricane is imminent, you have a lot more faith in Nash Roberts than Super Doppler 6000. Nothing shocks you, period, ever. Not politics, hurricanes, red lights, parking tickets, the Saints, Mardi Gras. Your "one martini lunch" becomes a "five Bloody Mary afternoon" and you keep your job. You're walking with a plastic cup of beer. When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your head. Your idea of health food is a baked potato instead of fries with your fried seafood platter. You call tomato sauce "red gravy." You kn
Longing
Your name creeps into my thoughts, I close my eyes and see your face, Melodies of love flow into my ears, At impulse, I reach out to touch you. Like a virtual image you disappear, Losing this moment tears my heart apart, I can only see you in my dreams, How I long to touch you in reality....
Long Journey
Today, I have set my soul free. My soul has awaken me, from a long journey of emotions that i can't bear anymore. Today, I found myself looking into that crystal ball of dreams and hopes that have been shattered so long ago. I asked myself why have i allowed you to hurt me for so long, in so many ways that you could never see or feel the suffering that my soul has felt. I thought I was strong enough to change you but the only person I was changing was myself I thank you for this long journey because you made me stronger to accept that is time to let you go and to accept that things will never changes I finally see that after this long journey
Sometimes
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there,to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson,or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be possibly your roommate, neighbor, professor, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger), but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way.And sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower, or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, fla
Reaching
Somewhere in the cold dark night I'm longing to hold you..,. Somwhere in the cold wide starry night I'm longing you feel the same way too...Have'nt you'd seen the happiness you'd bring? Open your eyes wide and you'll gonna find out; I think of you once... twice...thrice,..hmm... I think of you a million times
Dreams Do Come True
Deep inside my soul is aching Longing for your touch Inside my chest my heart is breaking I'm missing you so much You just don't know how much I love you How much I really care My feelings are strong and oh so true This kind of love is rare A life without you is not complete I'm so empty inside I long for the day we will be together And no longer have to hide.
What To Do?
What is one to do when a friend pushes another away? You know your friend needs you just to be there but she/he won't allow you to be and instead relies on others who could give a shit less about them. You know your heart is true and you can't just walk away from her/him. That person has been there for you numerous times so why would you walk away? What is one to do? Do you keep pushing back until they finally let you back in or do you just keep your distance and wait until that person gets hurt once again and finally realizes that they need you to cry on again?
Forgiveness
to all my friends, sorry for not being on or helping rate all of you.U see i have been dealing with a lot lately.Ok here goes I found out i have cancer so i have been going thru radiation for a bout 3 weeks and it makes me really tired and ill so i apologize to all of you now.. but the good thing is i had an ultra sound tuesday and the tumer is shrinking just a little but its a start. i have 3 really great friends that have been with me from the start of this i never would have made it this far without them cheering me on and just being supportive. So to all of you i love you with all my heart.and thank you for being there for me.and especially bill i will always watch your back like u have mine.I love you baby
Stressed
I know there is a saying you have to go through the bad to get to the good. I am stressed because there are alot of things you look for in a man and when you find that one you want to be with you hold yourself back. You can't allow your feelings to let go that much because of all the bad ones you have had. You question if he is committed to you or is he running game with you. Why do let the past hound us in new realtionships. We wonder if that someone new is going to do us like the others did. True love is so very hard to find. That person that going to go through it with you, thick or thin. You will be the apple of that person's eyes. The person that you can't picture life without. That's true love. The kinda love that makes you feel yal are the only two in that point in time. The kinda love that you don't have to say how you feel, it's all in your eyes and the way yal look at each other. LOVE!!!! My heart was broken today. Have you ever loved someone enough to let them go because if
New Here!
Hey all, Thanks to my great friend Jimi I decided to join fubar! So yes I'm new here! Seems like fun! Feel free to add/chat to me etc- Love to hear from you all! I'm 22 years old. I live In SC, I just moved here. I am originally from The UK England Baby wohooo! I am a professional Fetish/alt model. I Love music, Tattoos, having fun and being crazy. Come say Hi!
My Longing
Longing for you, I call out Your name erupts from my throat Welling, as if from a fountain So deep Within me. Your memory, Distant, it seems Yet, still fresh And vibrant It teaches me, informs me, That I miss you. With all that I have And all that I am, I call out for you For it is you That makes me whole. My mind commands my voice As I call your name
Hey You
HELLO EVERYONE IM NEW HERE BUT SO IS MY BEST GIRL FRIEND AND ALL MY FRIENDS DO ME A FAVOR AND GO BY AND ADD HER AND RATE HER A 10AS WELL SHES BEAUTIFUL, SEXY AND A GREAT GIRL , LOVE YOU FOXY FoxCrazy@ fubar
To Taste You
I want to taste you, leisurely like a tantalizing cluster of grapes uncovering the pulp of your secrets absorbing you like a good book read on the patio on a sunday afternoon savoring the unique salty sweetness of each drop of juice on my tongue after the skin of your reserve is broken I want to breathe you in, exhaling slowly the fragrance of your cologne and the scent of sunshine in your hair amid that manly smell of sweat and musk that draws me to taste you, with abandon like a prisoner starved on molded bread invited to a grand feast of rare delicacies and the finest wine... I want to taste you devour you like a starving lioness who has endured six months of famine and thirsted too long for springs of love in times of uninterrupted drought needing to renew her strength I want taste you on my lips, my tongue relish your flavor deep in my heart until you are assimilated into my soul
This Is My Last Time On Fubar For A While
this is my last time on fubar for a while i need a break from this I am Graduating soon Plus i have a business to run for those who truely know who i am and what i am about they know where to reach me and for those who still want to reach me you can do on Yahoo or MSN hit me up Nyck404 I just need a break. This is an Alternative to deleting my account. which I worked hard to rank up in i just need to focus on other things in my life. I appreciate all my friends and love the comments that are left. Thank you very much and god bless..
I Desire You
I feel you, oh how I feel you, so close though you're so far away your touch your mind your body... your soul next to me, beside me... with me Your touching me, mesmerizing me with your eyes filling me with your touch melting me with your sensuous kiss I taste your kiss, all day long, though I have yet to actually taste it I imagine, fantasize about you and my desire, my fantasies... my needs There's so much I desire - to be with you in every way possible... next to you, beside you, with you... touching you I desire you...
Ready To Fall
You can live your whole life asleep, Accepting the compartment, mirroring the stereotype. It's easy and comforting and meaningless to be taken, locked in by their love. But desire is awake now in me; My eyes are open. Hope, with teeth as sharp as memory gnaws at my soul; And passion, clear as starlight, real as dreams, coaxes me out of the box. I want to walk on wet grass with naked feet, and chase morning from pole to pole. If I go, will you follow? I'm afraid to be alone. Love in the dark always means more. Catch me. I'm ready to fall.
12-6-07
I took soup to work to eat for lunch.. and grabbed a package of crackers off the fridge to eat with it. I usually use so many crackers it soaks up all the juice. So around noon I heated up my soup and took half the crackers crunched them into my soup and proceeded to eat. Well I got pretty much done eating the soup and was thinking.. what is that nasty smell.. now I work in a foundry, but its in a air controlled part.. so I kept thinking maybe its just foundry smell.. well it wasn't.. I picked up a cracker from the package and smelled it.. EWWW rancid.. I ate rancid crackers.. and proceeded to get sick to my stomach.. by the time I got home my tummy was gurgling .. BLAH!! On another note.. hubby & I were about to lay down to nap when he recieved a phone call.. and he got a bit irritated.. by the time he got off the phone he was PISSED .. it was one of his friends that does paper routes (for a living mind you)*rolls eyes* wanting him to help him do the routes because he was so far
Remember
One night I heard a baby cry, and tears began to fall. After all this time - it had been so long He finally got his call. In this little baby's eyes eternity was seen. He had a mission stated clear - on him the world would lean. His burden was a heavy one; not all the world would see. The paths He chose - the way He lived - this was His destiny. To bring to Earth the Gospel Plan Our salvation was His goal. His example was the very best. He loved with all His soul. As unconditional as one could find no matter what the cost. He came to Earth that we may see, existence was not lost. In the garden He suffered for our every sin - He bled from every pore. He opened the doors of Heaven up - It's He who let us in. So remember you, this Christmas morn, It's neither lights, nor gifts, nor food. Remember years before your birth the baby who was born.
For My Special Girl
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Burning Desire
Beating hearts race, Undulating in Rhythmic unison; Needing to impart the Inescapable embrace. Nearer and nearer; Grasping in Darkened silence. Each gentle touch Seems dearer and dearer; In love, so tenderly, Repeating Eternally.
Greenpeace Issues Toxic Sex Toy Warning
http://www.lookingglassnews.org/viewstory.php?storyid=7110 by Lester Haines The Register Greenpeace Netherlands has issued a statement warning sex toy lovers not to shove the "Spectra Gel Anal Plug" or the "Crystal Jelly Double Dong" where the sun don't shine, according to an eye-watering report on Expatica. The reason behind the shock advisory is not the possible risk of ending up in hospital with a dildo stuck firmly up your jacksie and having to endure the humiliating laughter of medical staff who avail themselves of the opportunity of grabbing a few X-rays for later dissemination on the internet, but rather that sex toys apparently contain "extremely high concentrations of phthalate plasticisers which allegedly pose a risk to human health and the environment". Phthalates are oil-derived plasticisers commonly used to soften PVC. Research centre TNO examined eight sex toys at Greenpeace's behest, "including dildos, vibrators and butt plugs". It discovered that seve
The College Life
WELL LOOKS LIKE I AM GOING TO BE IN SCHOOL ALL YEAR LONG... I WENT FROM AUG 27 TO DEC 12 (FALL SEMESTER)... THEN NOW I HAVE JAN 3RD TO JAN 23 FOR THE WINTER SEMESTER.... THEN TWO DAYS LATER IT IS JAN 25 TO MAY ... I DO NOT KNOW THE DATE THAT CLASSES END IN MAY BUT ITS FOR THE SPRING SEMESTER... I AM SOOOOOOOO TAKING THE SUMMER OFF FROM SCHOOL TO THEN GO BACK N DO THE WHOLE FALL SEMESTER AGAIN... I HATE IT BECAUSE NATE IS COMING HOME SOON... I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM BUT THANKS TO SCHOOL I CANT .... HELL FOR THE THREE WEEKS DURING THE WINTER SESSION I CAN NOT EVEN GO TO PHYSICAL THERAPY BECAUSE OF MY ONE CLASS (WHICH IS MATH). THE MATH CLASS IS FROM LIKE 9:30 AM TO LIKE 1:30 PM MONDAY THRU FRIDAY. WELL WISH ME LUCK... I AM GOING TO NEED IT. SO YA FAIR WARNING RIGHT NOW I AM BARELY GOING TO BE ON LINE ONCE THE WINTER SESSION COMES... I AM ONLINE A LOT BECAUSE I AM GOING PART TIME WITH TWO CLASSES ONLY (WHICH I AM PASSING THANK VERY MUCH). BUT SEEING AS NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO PASS THIS
Life13
I don't think I have stopped much this week. I have been on the go. I guess it is that time of year? I got my computer files all saved and added to the new computer. I never turned off my old computer last night because I know that when I do, it won't turn on again! My new computer is so fast! When I added the pics on the new one from the flash drive, it only took a few seconds! damn! ZIPPY I went and got my hair colored and a tiny bit but. I have been growing it out and don't want anything cut off the length. I wanted to just dye my hair black but my hair beautician freaked out and didn't want to just do black. LOL So I picked an almost black color for the base and a red highlight. I put pictures up so you could see but the flash made my hair look lighter than it is! It is dark. I love the color and so did everyone else there. It is really pretty. I also took pics of my car and posted them on here. The car is dark gray, called Alloy and the inside is black lea
Betheny....a True Epiphany
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Time Away :(
Well friends, my mom fell down and broke her foot and ankle today, and is surgery. I am about to hop on a bus sunday night to Indiana to be with her for 6 to 8 weeks. So what I am saying I may not be on often, hope you all can forgive me. I will try to reply while I am away, if not sorry. Will miss you all, Muah!! Roxy
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Chiefgeo
Please feel free to rate and I would love it if you left any comments... good, bad or indifferent Cheers. Enjoy........ OOOOOOPPPPPS Guess I made myself out to be more than I am. I'm a durty Irish comedain who shouldn't even be on Fubar. If you want to see the show and have a spare 10 minutes leave a comment and I will send the GEO show your way. I hope it makes you laugh. See you soon. g! PLEASE FIND ENCLOSED ONE OF TTHE GREATEST IRISH TRADITIONAL BANDS OF ALL TIME FEATURING THE BRILLLIANT MR. BARNEY MCKENA SINGING ONE OF THE GRATEST IRISH LOVE SONGS OF ALL TIME. PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT TO LET ME KNOW YOU LISTENED I GIVE YOU THE DUBLINERS, ENJOY....................
Myspace
its like myspace but u get paid to do the same thing.... You have been invited to join Yuwie.com by callie morris. When you join, you will be instantly connected to callie and callie's friends. Click the link below to join. http://www.yuwie.com/yuwie.asp?r=2506&vid= What is Yuwie? ================= First off, Yuwie is 100% FREE. Yuwie is like any other "connect with friends" or social networking site. But we have one major difference. Use Yuwie - Get Paid! Yuwie pays you to blog, upload pictures, refer friends, chat, hang out, etc. its like myspace but u get paid to do the same thing.... You have been invited to join Yuwie.com by callie morris. When you join, you will be instantly connected to callie and callie's friends. Click the link below to join. http://www.yuwie.com/yuwie.asp?r=2506&vid= What is Yuwie? ================= First off, Yuwie is 100% FREE. Yuwie is like any other "connect with friends" or social networking site. But we have one major
Studies
New Sex Study... It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.
The Twelve Days Of Christmas - A Naughty Joke
Dearest John: I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and devotion, Agnes December 16 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine - two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes December 17 Dear John: Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling, but I must insist, you've been too kind. Love, Agnes December 18 Dear John: Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being to romantic. Affectionately, Agnes December 19 Dear John: What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings; one for every fin
The Eyes
They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. I believe the eyes are the windows to the true inner being of the heart. The heart is the core of any human being. It holds everything that person is made up of. The love, the hate, the deceit, the passion, the honesty, the integrity. When you want the truth out of someone, look into their eyes and it will tell all. A person can not control what their heart feels and the eyes never lie. THe eyes will show if the person is lying or truthful, if the person is being heartfelt or not. The next time you want to know how your loved one really feels about you, don't say a word...look into their eyes and just let your heart speak. If that passion is not burning in your heart to just grab the person in front of you that you are looking in their eyes, then something is wrong. That's how you know true love when it's there. They say a kiss is used when words are no longer needed. Words are not needed to know how one really feels. You should be able to
Triplets
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son w alked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself an
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20 Reasons To Date A Cowgirl
20 Reasons to date a Cowgirl! 20 - We can mount with ease 19 - We can go the distance 18 - We have good hip control 17 - We know how fast or slow to go 16 - We can ride in many different positions 15 - We are used to something between our legs 14 - We can always hit the right spot 13 - We are used to a bouncy ride 12 - When we fall, we get right back on and ride harder 11 - We like it dirty 10 - We'll ride for hours 9 - We'll use whips 8 - We love to try new things 7 - We are good with our hands 6 - We get a lot of practice 5 - We know what were doing 4 - We do it in lots of places 3 - We're always on top 2 - We get off easily 1 - We have lots of stamina ~*Cowgirl Up, dust yourself off, get back in the saddle give it one more try, sweat n blood it takes all ya got cause the road to heaven is a hell of a ride, tuff get goin when the goin gets ruff, cause u know u gotta COWGIRL UP!!!
Night Before X-mas
'Twas The Night Before Sexmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, and geez, it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone was off the hook It was time for some nookie, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I am in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Eit
Men...
Okay so i met this guy n here,nascar19712003,his name is matt and hes 36.well as u all know im only 21.The words he said to me decided i would take the chance.Boy was that a mistake. I live in St.Louis missouri and he lives in Bloomington,illnois,about 200 miles and 3 hours apart.Well i took my 70$ paycheck and went up there.Drove all the way up there and surpirsed him.Anyways i got there,everything was cool.He kept telling me he loved me,wanted to marry me and have kids with me.he even cried after he said we "made love" what a load of shit!Anyways next day i go home,and we get on here and he says he doesnt think its going to work out then just starts raggin on me!YAy...so why do men lie?I swear his dick was only about 4 inches long HARD!When it was soft it went back inside itself i am not even playing.So yeah im looking for a REAL MAN not theses fucking lil boys!
Deleting Friends? Gimme A Fucking Break!
You know, everytime I spend time on this site, I see things that seriously make me laugh. This site is a bit more intuitive than alot of other sites, namely Myspace, Facebook or some other social site, because this site is virtually running everything that people do in real time. So it's easy to see how people make moves on this site...also revealing people's personalities to a large degree. The first thing I notice is too many people lay their feelings on the line on websites hoping to accomplish some sort of either feedback, response, or trigger feelings in people they are intending to read what they post. For example, people always talk about keeping it real before you add them, read their profiles, this that and the other...well, when you do, they begin to talk to the person who kept it real...ONLY to catch feelings! Then when the person stops talking to them, no fault of that person, just the nature of websites being cyclical in nature, this person sits behind a computer
My Salute
i made a salute
Real Poetry From The Heart
Yeah, my man said he wanted somethin real.. Somethin he could recognize, somethin he could feel.. Baby girl said she was in the mood for somethin real.. Somethin that could make her move Somethin she could feel.. Lusssst... sometimes can override trusssst Maybe that's why she gave it up My man said blood spilled out of everything he touchhhhed He crushed everything he touched. Ruined everything he loved, all because he rushhhhhed Blamed it on the times bein rough Doin dirt, with the devil, chasin after the dusssst Make a fussss, if it's them, but we hushhh, if it's us That's why, my momma said she wanted somethin REAL.. Somethin she could be proud of, somethin she could FEEL.. She said they so used to not havin nuttin real.. That they don't know how to act They don't know how to feel.. Lifffffe... ain't meant to come around twice Yeah, that's why I gotta get it right They said I got it honest now I gotta give it LIFE But sleep on it, that's why God g
Friend In Need
Time for friends and family to come together to help a good friend of mine and fubar. Tigg the owner of KOPE had his acct. and lounge deleted this morning, He needs to get to lvl 10 fast to re-open a new lounge. His new id is darktigg. Lets get hime leveled fast. Ty for all the help my friends.
Friends
I have got a christmas tree on my page. All my friends can leave me gifts. I want to see just how many have the Christmas spirit or are you a scrooge?
Emma Louise
Hey everyone....do me a huge favor....keep my granddaughter in your prayers... Emma will be three dec 29, yesterday she fell on some juice her sister spilt...and has a broken leg. The break is on her femur above the knee, shs gonna be in a body cast from her little chest, full on the broken leg and partial on the good leg. Shes gonna need a special chair and car seat. She is a VERY entergetic child so this not being able to go is gonna be hard for her....and mom who is ecpecting in May 08 and little sister who is used to playing with her....sigh. There's gonna be lots of patience tried. So I would greatly apperciate any and all prayers for my baby. Thanks!!!!
Life Ain't Fair...then U Die.
Slave Masters_diamond
I have just looked at another slaves blog and was very impressed because she is right. We as slaves do not have to defend ourselves to others who don't nderstand.I too am a slave and am very proud of it.I am not ashamed of saying who I am and what I am.I love pleasing and serving my Master.Which I have to say that I have had to find me another Master for which I have found one. If there is anyone on here that doesn't like who I am or what I am thats ok.I respect those who are Masters and slaves and anyone else who may be in the BDSM lifestyle.I am not afraid to talk about it if someone wishes to know.but I don't go around and tell it.I am proud of who I am.A slave is who and what I am.If there are any slaves who with their Masters permission would let them speak to me that would be great.Anyone who would like to be a friend I welcome that.I love the lifestyle that i'm in and will never leave it.I am happy in it. slaveMasters_diamond Hi I had a Master with w
Lyrics
i can't resist nor refuse the thrill of lust you bring me the contradictions taking me down down to the darker side of me the insecurity is my fear to loose a part of me a pray of courage reaching my mind forgive me for my sins get down on your knees when i command lay back and take waht's yours to have i know exactly what to do to reach a higher level of you the feeling of loosing control to do what you desire trembling from the shame you bring you wanna make me beg for more touch me, fill me do what you please you're in control of me the only things i hate to love my god of pleasure get down on your knees when i command lay back and take waht's yours to have i know exactly what to do to reach a higher level of you a higher level of you get down... get down on your knees when i command lay back and take waht's yours to have i know exactly what to do to reach a higher level of you A higher level of you... And when life seems to be complet
12-06-07
The Italian Loan An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Italian handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Italian produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest. Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it. Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir
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Today's Haiku
Absinthe, oh Absinthe... The Green Fairy did not show. Was lots of fun though! :) Fuck it, there's no words. They aren't saying what I want. Speechless little Minx. Edible panties From my sweet Wicked Lil Girl Bring a needed smile! (Thank you babydoll!)
Aren't You Tired?
Aren't you tired of the games being played on here and in life? I mean how many ways, how many times must someone tell you how they feel in order for one to realize? How many ways can someone show you their friendship? How many languages must I love you be said for one to understand? Aren't we all adults on here? So why do many 30-something year olds act like this is high school? What is the deal? Aren't you tired of it? When are you going to open your eyes and follow your morals and your heart and know a true friendship when you see one?
Happiness
I have started seeing someone and that's the reason my NSFW pics are gone. If things don't work out for us I will NOT be reposting them. He is very important to me and I'm not doing anything to screw it up! so with that being said If your only my friend to see my pics then i guess you weren't much of a friend to begin with. And if you want to remove me go right ahead. I'm not going to lose any sleep over it! Thanks for taking the time to read this....Happy Holidays!!
Howdy Ya
howdy ya
Insecurity Abounds
What is the point of a woman blocking another woman from her page? I have no interest in your page whatsoever but to rate you. Especially if I have never been to your page...are you that insecure in yourself that you feel the need to block me because I am on a mutual friends page? Or is it you are hiding something that I could probably care less about cause who are you to me? No one...that's who. Fubar is a small world so I'm sorry that we have a mutual friend (who by the way I'm not even on his friends list so I cna't leave him comments anyhow) but what is it with me? Do I intimidate you that much? I am no one and am not a threat so please don't flatter yourself by having to come to my page and block me. I am not coming to your page...lol.
For All That Is Wondering
Well she will be fine,Doc says its just a really bad boo boo...lol She will be ok in a few days,her knee is swollen and bruised bad...Im so glad it was nothing serious Thank you so much for your concerns huggssss My daughter fell on her knee in athletics today...its looking worse then I thought so I am on my way to take her to ER ....wish us luck...I hate hospitals...lol the wait alone is enough to make you ill ...lol I will fill you in when I get back Huggsssss
Whats Up
Has your kids ever said something to you that really made you sit back and think about where your life is heading? My son came up to me and out of the blue said something that made me think just that. I know that they say kids no more than what we think they do. I found out that was so true. My son is only 8 year old and sometimes he reminds me that I am still alive lol. Both of my boys are really good kids. They surprise me sometimes by the things they say and how they act. Ok this is my last blog for today lol. Hey everyone Just thought I would get this blog thing going lol. Anyway Not much been going on here in the boring state of Indiana. They are talking about more snow tonight and to be honest I hate the snow. well I really do not know what more to put down on here so I will just end it here.
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Sinner
So a very great and wonderful guy told me about this site and i finally gave in and checked it out. Thus far, i am impressed. Haven't met alot of people yet but every one seems really friendly lol. I guess i'll say a little about myself. I'm 19 yrs. old, married (in an open relationship), bisexual, and looking for fun. I live life like there is no tomarrow and with no regrets. If anyone is looking for a relationship... don't look here. Unless you're a woman. lol. I love women. Also, i am a mommy of one handsome little boy and he always comes first in my life. Well, i guess that is all for now. If i think of anything else i wanna throw in there then i'll add it some other time. Later all. Jess
Married
i fell in love with my husband after only a couple of days. i asked him to marry me and we got married dec 13 2006. only three weeks after we started dating. it will be a year this thurday and to all those people that said we wouldnt make it well we are and will be together forever
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm
I was wondering what the deal was with some guys. I like to think I am a nice person as a whole. Since becoming a member of FUBAR, I have seen the ugly side of a few guys. As my friends on here know, I like to have people that want to be on my friends list have a profile that is filled out. When I get a friends request, the first thing I do is look at that persons profile. If they have it filled out, I grant the request. However if they didn't care to take the time to fill one out, I deny them.By that, I mean having a few pictures and some kind of narrative written , just to give it a more personal touch. I think that is reasonable. I am not on FUBAR to make points for having the most friends. I am after quality NOT quantity when it comes to friends. In denying some guys, I have been subjected to some mean , spiteful and cruel comments. One did this and then blocked me before I could answer him. Wow, what a real man he was. Others resort to name calling. Now why, I ask, would I ever wa
Lsu Christmas
I was laughing so hard Twenty four days before Christmas, in a state in the south, Les Miles was pissed as he opened his mouth.Miles to Michigan, was reported as fact. To which Miles responded, Herbie you dont know jack! The Tigers had suffered a gut wrenching loss, At the hands of McFadden and the rest of the hogs. And Bo in his sweatshirt, and Miles in his Hat. Were determined to prove they were better than that! When the Tennessee Vols ran out on the field, There were ruckus applause from the mentally ill. Still in the locker room, Les told his team, This season aint over. We still have a dream. The hurt throwing arm of QB Matt Flynn Meant Ryan was the man they put their faith in. Then the fans all heard, what Les said in the Dome. I aint goin anywhere. Im happy. Im Home! The fans were still thinking This might be a trick.til someone pointed out Hey, this guy aint Nick! The Hat took the field for this championship game, And he brought all
Trying To Ride
Seeking balance I stand tall But feel awkward and askew I propel myself gracelessly Like some limping beast A little momentum and I stall The motion nonintuitive, new Wishing I could move effortlessly Or with some control at least Half dragging, sliding, shuffling The wind buffets against me, assails me Cold powder swirls like a dervish I squint my eyes, half snowblind I pull my scarf up, muffling Blocking the wind as it wails at me I cant help but feel a bit nervous Gliding along, one foot in a bind A directionless monopod, I sidewind along In spite of myself I make my way With a jolt I ascend the hill Hoping I can get off the belt I reach the top after not too long And scuttle out of the way Catch a bit of icetoo cold to melt I gather all my will I buckle in my right boot And rachet the bindings tight And now with both feet I am bound Locked to the board Slightly forward I scoot And struggle to
Sad And Unfair
December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNO LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY BABY GIRL.... SHE DIED ON HER 3MONTH BDAY........SHE HAD 6 FRACTURED RIBS..... BOTH OF HER LEGS WERE FRACTURED.... AND HER BRAIN WAS SO DAMANAGED THAT IF SHE WERE TO LIVE SHE WOULD BE A VEGETABLE.... SO I DID WAT WAS RI
Random Ramblings.
i like studying people. i like to sit around coffee shops and airports and stand in random lines just to watch. there are amazing things that you can deduce about random people when you see them stand in a five minute line at a coffee shop or airport. you can see who feels privileged...looking like everyone around them owes them something...wondering why they even have to stand in line...then there are the people who couldn't care less how long they stand in line because they know that inevitably they always get to where they are going...these are the people who know that its not the destination, its the journey. these people are so much easier to read, because they always have that slight twinkle and small curve of their mouth. the all knowing smirk. i don't really have anything that i was trying to accomplish with this blog. just random thoughts at 2:30am when i can't sleep. relevant or not...i feel slightly apprehensive about what is to come and be...almost scared to think...i need
My News
i just got a certificate, and coin from the secretary of the army. boy was there dressed and dressed dudes in the area guarding him
Game Problems
You say you are not trying to single out Christians and this what most people say right b4 we take a swift kick to the ass, 'because other religions haven't looked down on others or discriminated against others' (dripping sarcasm of course)not like the Aztecs maybe or the Ancient Egyptians or maybe even some of the other pantheons Greeks, Romans, no we cant pick on them why because their religions don't exist any more for the most part, and we as Christians grin and bear it, you know, if some one is Islamic/Muslim and they commit a act of violence in the name of their religion, they are considered radicals or an isolated faction, but if some group out in who knows where kills some one in the name of Christianity then we are all to blame, when some one tells me they are Pagan, Buddhist, Taoist, or other wise spiritual I am curious I want to know more I want to engage in conversation , how ever the moment I mention I am Christian the look of distaste or look of knowing like they know al
Crazy Ramblings
I posted this on another site once and got good reviews.. Figured I would try it out on the Fubar crowd.******************************************** 1. You're infected. Your top 8 has the cure. One must die. Who? Who says someone has to die?? maybe i just have an ouchie and need some peroixide or anti biotic ointment.. sheesh 2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be? i spose i would be ok with it since i dont drink that often, but it would make going out and having parties less fun 3. Your CD collection is repossessed. But you may keep one. Which one will it be? Only 1??? are you kidding me? umm I spose i would eeeny meeeny miney mo and take the one mo landed on 4. Do you believe world peace is possible? as angry as us humans get are ya nuts? 5. I'm a genie. Name your wish. hmm Im gonna name my wish... umm Carons Wish!!! lol 6. Name one thing about the opposite/same sex that automatically turns you off? missing teeth, i dont want no hillbill
Stress
Stress is a part of life of course, we all know this. But why allow it to control your life? Do you not know that only YOU can control who or what you allow into your life? You can be the most caring loving person in the world but why allow a stressful person or thing to control your happiness? Is it that hard for you to say no to something? Why must you be everyone else's therapist? I've given the advice that I can and now it's time to focus on me. I have 3 weeks to figure out what to do before I'm deep up shit's river screwed up to the world, so you deal with you and I'll do me. I am always a friend but if you gonna continue to let people run YOUR life then that's on YOU!
The Holidays Are Here , Let The Fun Begin .
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Christmas Season Begins......
Can Someone Tell Me Why??
Ok now ive been on fubar a lil while and I do happen to read profiles and Ive noticed that alot of the women on fubar have a few NSFW folders but they make them private to everyone and then on their page will say dont ask to see my NSFW folder...question I want to ask is why the hell do you have that folder there if you dont want people to see it or ask to see it??? Attention whores perhaps??? My other question is why mention that you have msn and yahoo and a cam on your page then say you wont give the names out if you do not wish to be on them with your fubar pals??? Another attempt at attention whoring perhaps?? anyone who has these answers feel free to let me in on the secret
Buy Me A Drink!
Will someone please buy me a drink? I am dry!! While you are at it...tell me how to work this fubar! Thank you!!
Holidays
Ok its time for me to post another blog....I know I seem to make everyone cry when I post these...I will try not to get to bad...As we approach Christmas and we have gone thur thanksgiving we think about all the people that are not with us...Are service men and women and the passed on...I am thankful that I have the people in my life that I do and I miss the ones that are gone and not with us...New's Years Eve is the hardest for me because I spent Charlie's last new years eve wiuth him in Lathrop playing card games and drinking and just laughing and having a good time...Mattchew we deffinetly wish that you were her to be with your friends and Family and celebrating a new year with us..I know that I miss you very much and Can't wait till you get home...We are thankful for what all of you sevice men and women do for us to keep us safe and alive..And may all the people that have passed on May you rest in peace and know that some day we will see you again...All og you are always in my hear
What Is Love???
Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing, And your voice caught within your chest? It isn't Love, it's Like. You can't keep your eyes or hands off of them, am I right? It isn't Love, it's Lust. Are you proud, and eager to show them off? It isn't Love, it's Luck. Do you want them because you know they're there? It isn't Love, it's Loneliness. Are you there because it's what everyone wants? It isn't Love, it's Loyalty. Do you stay for their confessions of Love, because you don't want to hurt them? It isn't Love, it's Pity. Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand? It isn't Love, it's being Unconfident. Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat? It isn't Love, it's Infatuation. Do you pardon their faults because you care about them? It isn't Love, it's Friendship. Do you tell them every day they are the only one you think of? It isn't Love, it's a Lie. Are you willing to give all of your favorit
Rogue Rollergirls!
Everyone in Fayette-Nam without a thing to do is invited to see the Rogue Rollergirls take on River City Rollergirls from Virginia on Sunday, February 17th at 5 pm. Tickets can be bought at eTix.com for $10.00 and they can be bought at the door for $12.00. This event will be at the Round-A-Bout skate center on Bragg Blvd. behind the Eutaw Village Shopping Center. Go to www.roguerollergirls.com for more info. We are also on Myspace. Come out to see us kick some ass while wearing fishnets and skates, all while smiling pretty! Come out to the Crown Coliseum on Friday, January 11th and Saturday, January 12th (both nights at 7:30pm) to say HI to the Rogue Rollergirls! We will be selling beer during the hockey games! Part of the proceeds go to the Rogue's so buy a beer for your friends too! Anyone in the Fayetteville/Ft. Bragg area on Friday Dec. 14th is invited to come out to Coach's Sports Bar to meet and greet my team that I belong to; the Rogue Rollergirls! Hot chicks in skates a
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Turd's Memoir's
u r n my every dream u r my fantasy u r my baby girl of whom i love whole heartedly i thank god for the chance to meet u cause it was instant love ever since i seen those eyes of blue ill never 4get the day i asked u to go out with me u said yes but we thought of the distance n if we could make this a reality well here we are its coming upon a year and we are still together even after those who tryed to interfere so never leave me and ill never u this is what they call destiny and baby u know this is true please tell your sister i did send what i promised and that i sent her an email and that ill keep my promise to send my twice monthly love notes i truly miss her 2 my baby you make me feel like i am on top of the world cause i am your turd and you are my baby girl im sorry i let him get to me but you should understand he brings out my negativity im just glad we are starting to make things right knowin that you love me meens ill sleep better at night
First Of Many...
Well ever since I joined Fubar I have wondered what to put here - and I always came up with a blank but then I decided to just write down what was going on at the time I was writing so here goes... I have been off work for almost 5 days due to pulling a muscle in my back. Other than that things have pretty much gone slow. Yeah I know this is a small blog but they will get bigger in time. Thanks for your time
What Now?
so i just said fuck it . if he cant answer and explain then not worth the time or anything ....there are those who do want me out there. the right one will come along. this blog goes to all but the school entry...if wondering...lol
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SGT. Edmund Jo hn Jeffer's last few words were some of the most touching, inspiring and most truthful words spoken since the tragedy of 9/11 - and since our nation went to war. SGT. Jeffers was a strong soldier and talented writer. He died in Iraq on September 19, 2007. He was a loving husband, brother and son. His service was more than this country could ever grasp, but the least you can do for the man who sacrificed his life for you is listen to what he had to say. Listen up and pay attention. To all of the Cindy Sheehans and Al Frankens of the world. To MSNBC, CNN, NBC, ABC and CBS. To all who call themselves Americans. Hope Rides Alone by Eddie Jeffers I stare out into the darkness from my post, and I watch the city burn to the ground. I smell the familiar smells, I walk through the familiar rubble and I look at the frightened faces that watch me pass down the streets of their neighborhoods. My nerves hardly rest; my hands are steady on a device t
Storm
I'm alive and well after making it through Sunday's nights - Monday mornings hurricane force winds! We had winds clocked at 81 but here in Montesano it was definately higher. We lost half our roof and our house even rocked back and forth at one point which was pretty scary! We've been out and about and seen first hand the devistation in Grays Harbor County. We got power back last night but there are people still without tonite. My husbands work was destroyed by the storm too. It's going to be a tight Xmas this year for us! And prayers go out to our friends in Centralia and Chehalis who are flooded out of their homes and lost everything! We lucky in comparison!
Read This
Would you love them till the day that you die? Would you tell them that you love them everyday? would you love them no matter what ? Would you give your happiness to see them happy? Would you tell them that all that you want for them is to be happy no matter what even if that is with another person? how would you act when you saw them with someone else? how would you feel? would you give amything to be back with them? would you wait for them to see if they feel the same? what would you as the reader feel if this was about you? if you want to you can reply to me about this
Watch The Birdie! Lmao!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJt6eMESuxI Was out enjoyin a nice pased sunday ride..when all of a sudden........
Life 3
Life can seem ungrateful and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings and play with your mind... Life can be blissful and happy and free... Life can put beauty in the things that you see... Life can place challenges right at your feet... Life can make good of the hardships we meet... Life can overwhelm you and make your head spin... Life can reward those determined to win... Life can be hurtful and not always fair... Life can surround you with people who care... Life clearly does offer its Up and its Downs... Life's days can bring you both smiles and frowns... Life teaches us to take the good with the bad... Life is a mixture of happy and sad... So... Take the Life that you have and give it your best... Think positive, be happy let God do the rest... Take the challenges that life has laid at your feet... Take pride and be thankful for each one you meet... To yourself give forgiveness if you stumble and fall... Take each day that is dealt you and give i
Love
True love is a sacred flame That burns eternally, And none can dim its special glow Or change its destiny. True love speaks in tender tones And hears with gentle ear, True love gives with open heart And true love conquers fear. True love makes no harsh demands It neither rules nor binds, And true love holds with gentle hands The hearts that it entwines.
Older Men
Back Again!
Because a good friend interceded and because I've never before quit anything in my life, I am going to return and see if things work themselve sout! Perhaps I jumped before I looked deep enough. I am willing to reexamine what I thought was a wrong doing and give this site another chance. I want to thank my friend for showing there are two sides to ever problem!
Do You Hate Christians???
okay, here's what I believe in: ~ the Golden Rule ~ Kindness and Equality (to those who extend the same!) ~ Free Will (INCLUDING freedom of thought!) THESE are the tenets of the Christian faith, no matter how far the zealots have strayed from the basics. I dont think ANYONE has a problem with these few principles! In fact, these are what the liberals cry for each time they open their collective mouth! BUT..........here's the part where people start to squirm, eventually leading to protest: ~ crime and punishments ~ nucleic family values ~ morality based upon decency (and the right to be offended by what we view as INdecent!) **** and here folks is the kicker>>>>>>> ~~ETERNAL CONSEQUENCES OF SIN!!!!!! but WAIT!!! isn't it logical that if we do-away with the definition of sin, then we can no longer be held accountable for it??? WHAT A CONCEPT!!!!!!!! My concept, plain and simple, is this: If there is nothing after this, and we do not set our
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He's Reading! :)
My son, DJ, is 5 years old and in Kindergarten. He knows his ABC's and 123's and general things but I haven't been teaching him how to read yet. Of course I know they are doing some of that in school but I experienced a wonderful thing tonight. My son came home with 2 little books that they made in school. Each page consisted of 3 word sentences. I was cooking dinner and I happened to look over at him as he was at the table with his bookbag with his brother and his 2 cousins. He was showing them the books he had. I went back to cooking and heard him talking. I looked back over and my baby was READING the sentences to the other kids! Now I know that many wouldn't call this an accomplishment but I do because they labeled him developmentally delayed because he was tongue tied at birth and was speech delayed and still is kind of, so this is a moment in my history that I'm proud to acknowledge! I know it was only 3 word sentences but I didn't think he would be able to read until next year.
Poems
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any
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A man in Deerfield,Ohio spares no expense in an amazing light display for his neighbours. I love them lights on the yard deal :)
Kiss Me
We Haven't Talked Much
You never know when your guardian angel will be there for you so I have to try. I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their e-mail. Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person.. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes
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Pray For My Baby Girl
MY 3WK OLD BABYGIRL WAS CAREFLIGHTED TO CHILDRENS HOSPITAL IN DALLAS WED. MORNING WITH INFECTION OF THE COLON AND GUT. THE BILE IN HER SYSTEM HAD GOTTEN INTO HER LUNGS AND BLOODSTREAM AND WAS SO BACKED UP THAT IT WAS CAUSING STRESS ON HER HEART WHICH BROUGHT HER HEARTRATE TO 240 WHEN IT SHOULD HAVE ONLY BEEN ABOUT 150 OR 160. SHE HAD EMERGENCY SURGERY TO PUT IN A COLOSTOMY BAG WHEN THEY FOUND THE OBSTRUCTION. THEY CUT OUT PART OF HER BOWEL. SHE HAD TO HAVE A BLOOD TRANSFUSION BECAUSE HER COUNT WAS LOW AND THEY COULDN'T GET IT BACK UP. WHICH IS KEEPING HER FROM REGULATING HER OWN BODY TEMPERATURE. SHE WILL HAVE TO HAVE SURGERY AGAIN BUT IT WILL BE ANOTHER MONTH AT LEAST BEFORE THEY CAN DO IT. THEY WANT TO GET RID OF ALL THE INFECTION FIRST BUT THEY SAID MORE THAN LIKELY SHE WILL GET ANOTHER INFECTION BEFORE SURGERY. THEY SAID SHE HAS HIRSCHSPRUNGS DISEASE. HD IS A DISORDER OF THE COLON IN WHICH CERTAIN NERVE CELLS ARE ABSENT. SHE IS ISOLATED WHERE NO ONE CAN HOLD HER OR TOUCH HER EXCEPT
I Miss You
It's been 2 years since my world crashed in, 2 years of every day missing and needing my husband. 2 years of forceing myself to get up and face the day, and thank god for my kids and now 7 grandkids, Cody 9 yrs, Sweet Jordan 7 yrs, happy Brooke 6 yrs, Fiesty Summer 3 yrs, Baby John 10 months who is named after you, And the twins Kayliegh and Hayden 6 months. I have made many mistakes over the last 2 years , and I have learned many things, But I try to remember the love we shared and the love I will always have for you until the day I join you, we had bad times , lord knows sometimes we wondered why we got married and why we stayed together. But the good times more than made up for all the pain ,anger and hurt that two people will always give to another person as they grow and learn. We laughed and loved, we grew together.We hurt when the other one was hurt, we went to battle when one was needed to protect the other, we stood together and back to back. We raised two g
School
so here it is i just finished taking my exam for vet school tonight. i do it online very hard.out of 5 exams so far i have only missed 2 questions. im so excited about it and thought i would share my good news with everyone. well have a good one peeps.
Mumms
it was a good one too! it would have made it into the top mumms list...**cries** lol...its just ridiculous because it WASNT nsfw. here are the pictures that i posted on it : then the question was simple...do i look better in white or red fishnet. ugh...freakin gay anyways thanks to all of you who supported me by re-posting, and to alice for making my bulletin look fresh :) **muahs** oh yeah...11s to comments during happy hour :)
Pimpin
The Name Game
IT IS OFFICIAL I AM LEAVING UTAH TODAY AND WON;T BE ONLINE FOR A FEW DAYS . I AM MOVING TO OKLAHOMA. I GOT A DREAM JOB OF A LIFETIME. (WELL AT LEAST FOR ME). IT WILL BE BARN WITH OVER 25 HORSES AND 30 COWS AND THEY HAVE A HOUSE ON PROPERTY FREE OF RENT PLUS UTILITIES, LETTING ME BOARD MY HORSES AND THEN PAY STARTING AT 700 A MONTH. FOR SPENDING. FARM FEATURES THIS IS A TOP NOTCH REIGNING RANCH. 150 X 300 OUTDOOR SLIDING TRACK, 2 INDOOR ARENAS, INDOOR ROUND PEN, ELECTRIC HORSE WALKER, 40 STALLS, BREEDING LAB, 18 STAR MARE HOTEL, AND SEVERAL LARGE TURN OUTS. I AM NOT NO FAKE COWBOY OR I WOULDNT BE DOING THIS!!! PLEASE HELPME WITH NAMES FOR MY NEW MARE. LOOK IN MY PICS AND YOU CAN SEE HER. SHE IS WHITE BLACK AND BROWN. AND VERY SWEET 5 YR OLD STANDARDBRED/PINTO . THE ONE WHO HAS THE BEST NAME WILL BE NAMED ON THE HORSE
Love Poem
On the Wings of Dreams I'm flying free with a dreamer's dream, To a land without fear, darkness, and doubt; Where shadows and hauntings of all time and space, Are rainbows with colors that endlessly grace... happiness, hope, and all joys to embrace. A land with no storms, without pouring rains, where changes abound and great comfort remains; Where all hate is replaced, all questions erased; Where new memories are shaped, with wonderous light... of romance and love, before out of sight; A dreamland of heaven without jaded thought, where butterflies are free, their colors uncaught; With milk oceans to see, fresh air to breathe; Countless flowers and trees, fragrancing the soft whispering breeze. No more webs of deceit, where lovers have fought; No battles of hopelessness, where all love is lost. Maybe our dreams hold the land of our thoughts, Or maybe our hearts have learned lessons well taught. It is the stairway to heaven, this dreamland we seek... Hop
Xmas
so, I was thinking, I'd like this to be a nice christmas. all the past ones have been chaotic, with running around to see both sides of my family and whatnot, it's a headache. I just found out I'm going to the sandbox. And I would really like for this christmas to be filled with copious amounts of fun and cheer with family and friends. I never write blogs, but I needed to vent. I hope noone reads this, as I hate blogs, bloggers, blogging, joggers (because it sounds like bloggers), eggblogg (the delicious alcoholic treat, tainted by teenaged angst), lincoln blogs, bologna (because it's a few letters off and it's disgusting), and any other combinations of the letters B, L, O, and G. I'm terribly sorry to offend if your name happens to be bolg. nothing personal, kidd. I really hate when people can't say what they mean, or say one thing and do another. Be straight. Be honest. No matter how much the truth sucks, it's always less painful than avoidance. Just needed to get it off my chest
Being Lonley
i am tired of being lonley. i wish i had a girlfriend to share all of my happy times with and to share all my sad times with. i want to find a woman who likes the samethings as i do. or one who would be willing to compromise and work togeather to accomplish great things with. i want a woman who will not cheat on me, one who will treat me right. a woman who loves attention. a woman who will give me attention and affection. one who shows compassion when i need it.
Cum Vote For Me Plzzz
CLICK PICTURE AND CUM VOTE FOR ME PLEASE FOR MISS SANTA....NEED 15,000 VOTES......VOTE MANY TIMES YOU WANT...THANKS
Old Videos Ive Made
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House
I've always wondered: How is it that the actor who plays House has an English accent in real life but they make him have an American accent on the show? WTF???
2008 Kawasaki Zx-10 Lap At Qutar!! Wicked!!
Pimpology
provided by: www.hostdrjack.com How To Be A PIMP Part 4 ALWAYS..... *Find ways to keep your women without kissing there ass. *Seek knowledge about the pimp game. *Be positive in everything you do,especially the pimp game. *Take care of the little things,and if the female is qualified make her take care of the big things. *Keep your mind on your money. *Live by the rules you set on your women. *Keep the pimp/bitch relationship well defined. *Be a puzzle to your women, that's a way you keep them. *Reemeber what you are, a pimp!!! *Remember, the only heaven for a pimp is the one filled with women and money. *Remember a pimp's wardrobe has to be neat and clean, his ride must be eye catching. A Playa only plays for so long, then he's played out. A Hustler only hustles for so long, then he's hustled out. A Whore only whores for son long, before shes whored out. A PIMP only pimps for so long and thats for life!!! From all the PIMPS I've known
Lounge Stuffs
Me
Hey Everybody, Christmas day I had to take my Dad to the ER and he has been the hospital since. He has a blocked bowl and it is looking like he is going to have to have surgery we will know definately late today or early tomorrow. I would appreciate if you would help me pray for his condition and the surgeons not to goof up. Thanks Have a great new year. Jenn This is my sister-in-law's father that went into the hospital. Please keep him in your prayers. Thanks, Marie TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:marieBirthday:4-7-71Birthplace:georgiaCurrent Location:arkansasEye Color:hazelHair Color:brownHeight:5'0"Right Handed or Left Handed:leftYour Heritage:whiteThe Shoes You Wore Today:work boots
How To Stay Young
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." 4. Enjoy the simple things. Look around you: they are everywhere. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves. Be alive while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it is family, pets keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health. If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9. Don't take guilt trips. Go to the malls, have an ice-cream cone, a cup
Fam List
Nsfw = Wtf???
OK, so I can understand why a pic may not be suitable for your main pic, but this NSFW is pure bullshit!!! First off if you are surfing the net at work then ya ain't working and ya boss ought to fire ya ass. Second, one of my pics got rated this I assume because it was a coupon for a free orgasm...give me a break...you can see and hear worse than that on TV...such as the retarded anti-smoking commercial from whadafuxup...I mean any moron knows that stands for What The Fucks Up in the stupid way the kids talk now days. As far as I'm concerned everyone here SHOULD be an adult and IF there are kids surfing this site then their parents are to blame if they see something they shouldn't because they aren't paying very much attention to what their kids are doing. This is a major problem in this country now, too many people (I say people because if they let their kids run rampant then they damn sure ain't parents in any form or fashion) not being responsible for their kids much less
Th Tr Lv!
If one day you feel like crying, call me. I don't promise that I will make you laugh, but I can cry with you. If one day you want to run away, don't be afraid to call me. I don't promise to ask you to stop, but I can run with you. If one day you don't want to listen to anyone, call me. I promise to be there for you but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if you call and there is no answer, come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk or how close you are and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. The day you were born, the whole world was blessed These thoughts in my mind to you I must confess The time has come for me to express my true feelings You are the cent
My Christmas Gift To You
This is somewhat embarrassing to admit, but since Im only working part-time, Christmas will be tight this year. In light of that, I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts so please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below: How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up sp
Slideshow
Preamble Of My Soul
Moonlight Madness Stark Raving Lunatic Sadness Desperation turns to despair Dispicable Deserted Desolation Demons Dancing in Rhythmic Romantic Resolutions Spreeful Exuberance in the trickling Mental Anguish Hollering Howls of Hallucinogenic Revelations Revealing in the Resurrecting of another lost sorrowful soul Spacious Inequity of a broken heart Death "the end of life" Plummting Pluralisms Persecutions Punishing Penniless Taunts Tightless textile tunneling temptaions of temperament Howling Screams of mercilessness pierce the cool calm damp night Windows and Mirrors Crack and Break shattering to the abyssmal pit if hell Cool Calamity Prevails over the vast Horizon Screachless scoundrels of cocks and cunts mimic the pure pristineness of a parallel universe of pure pristine pandomimes of good Shocking Horrors Ravage the Earth Back away from the sinless spasms of mutant grotesqueness Inherit the night, The Dark, The Unknown, As limited as the eye can see, the lost myth
Warnings
this chick and i use the word losely is stealing pix and reposting them on her page keep an eye out for her bigdrawers@ fubar this cheap ass punk got me to add him then bailed on me What a Dick CASH@ fubar
The Love That Never Died.
Once there lived a prince. Prince Andrew. He lived in the Kingdom of Ghettoville with his mother Queen Lillian and the evil King william the terable (and perverted) and his sister Princess Bethany. Prince ANdrew and his sister were close. they would do everything together. They would frollic in the flowers and and talk about everything. The most joy he had was when she would play with her friend Princess Colypsia. The young Prince would look out the window and watch as they plaied and laughed. One day Princess Bethany saw the young prince looking out the window watching Colypsia. SHe beconed to him She doth be of age and single. and they ran off. The next day Colypsia came over with Chaz the worrior and DRew his servent. Andrew decended the castle and beconed to her. "Mi' lady might we goi somewhere and talk without your Protecton?" "yes prince Andrew we shall" they sat on a waterfall and talked as the moon rose. The moonlight shon down on them and it gave Princess Colysia an Angelic g
Look At What My Friend Made Me!
Ok ya'll - I have been blessed by a Angel to have a friend like my friend -G- there is nobody like him! I tell ya - no one an shake a stick to him. So I am placing this in my blog for all of Fubar to see =) well, anyone who looks at my blogs anyway =)... So a huge Thank You to my viewers and my friend Catch & Release look at my gift for a lifetime! Don't be afraid to click on the pic-his work is amazing! Rate him ya'll!!! Hope you all enjoy it as much as I have! ~*~Angel Baby~*~ http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1704773546
Sex!!!
You have a Seductive Bedroom Personality! You are all about the classic seductive style. You can get almost anyone to hop into bed with you based on your charm alone. You are incredible at reading people and know just how to give everyone you sleep with a unique experience. 'What's your Bedroom Personality?' at QuizUniverse.com The shop bell rang and he looked up from his desk fifteen feet away. Even though he knew she was due at any moment, the sight of her framed in the doorway made his mouth drop open and his cock jump inside his trousers. Short dark hair, green eyes, freckled nose, partly opened smiling mouth, long slim neck dragging the eyes down to the simple chain and on to the vee shaped neckline of the black buttoned dress. She blindly reached behind her to close the door, not taking her eyes off his and he saw her body tremble as she paused, leaning on the door for a moment. Her tongue licked at her dry lips and her breathing quickened and even from fifteen feet away
Level Me
CAN YOU HELP ME LEVEL MY OTHER ACCOUNT. I HAVE 2300 TO GO YET. ALL HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE :-) ~~~ LOVERGIRL4U ~~~@ fubar
About Me
Ok Heres The 411 On Me I Am 34 Yrs. Old , I`m Hispanic(French,Irish,Indian & Spanish), I Have Brown Hair , Brown Eyes, i`m 5Ft. 11 In. I`m Not Giving Out My Weight lol You`ll Just Have To Guess On That One lol I Work On My HomePages My Websites And I Like To Meet New People I Like Making New Friends Male And Female And If Any Of You Would Like To Be My Friend And Get To Know Me More Please Feel Free To Add Fan And Rate Me And Chat And Get To Know One Another I`m Hoping To Find That Special Woman Out There Whether It Be On Here Or In The Real World Being Single Is Fun At Times But Gets Very Lonely Most Of The Time
For Me Please
hey i need a few girls for fun to come and have fun with us hey ppl my wife wants to win this please help me bomb her to win its only 15k comments
My Birthday
So today I turn 32. I don't feel any different. In fact I still feel more like I'm 26 or 27. Perhaps it's because I'm young at heart. Just a big kid. I'm not sure what I'm going to do for my birthday other than go to work. I'll think of something.
A Wonderful Day In The Nabior Hood
The house finally past inspection on the heating and air...it only took 4 times to get it right. I think that it's mad shell on there part.so now we are about a month behind so no moving in for x-mas. The contractors talking about maybe the end of next month.
Take A Walk Outside Your Mind
If the one thing you had to live for was taken away from you, what would you have to die for? If we got in a fight, and I was gone tomorrow, would you wish you hadn't said those words you said to me today? When I lay my head down tonite, my thoughts will not ask me who has betrayed me or how the world has wronged me, I will be asked if I loved well, even when I felt I had no love left to give. When you woke up this morning, did you bless the people you loved, or did you curse the world for giving you another day? Did you shake the hand of your neighbor, or are you still in competition with eachother's possessions? Can you look up in the desert sky, and watch the land come alive, and still say you don't believe in magic? Do you put your faith in a God that you believe should be feared instead of a Father that lives inside you when you believe in yourself? I'm no fool, I'm not ignorant, but I would rather put my belief in the friendship of a stranger then to close myself off because of t
Whats Up With All Da Haters?
Rk_06@ fubar lets show him we dont like downraters!!
Suicide
DOES ANYONE EVER REALLY THINK BEOFRE THEY JUST FIND PPL AND TREAT THEM BAD? NOT ALL WOMAN ARE JUST CAM SLUTS AND NOT ALL OF US JUST WANNA haVE FUN SOME ARE REALLY LIVING IN DEPRESSION AND REALLY DO AHVE AHEART AND I FOR ONE WAsNT PUT HERE TO BE APLAY TOY AND BREAK MY HEART AND TREAT ME BAD I HAVE AHEART OF GOLD AND I REALLY NEED TRUE FRIENDS NOT TO BE MISTREATED AND MADE TO CRY ALL THE TIME WHY CANT PPL JUST UNDERSTAND THIS AND TREAT ME LIKE I AM REAL ? I AM REAL
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hello everyone. I have a few questions for you men out there. Yeah women you can answer them too cuz I sure would like to hear your opinions. Why can men never give straight answers to our questions? Why can they never be happy with what they have? Why do they always think everyone owes them everything?, when honestly we owe them nothing. When in all actuality men would not be here if it were not for women. Ya know men can not squeeze a baby head thru their little pee holes. What is the deal with them all thinking looks really freakin matter? Damn has no one ever heard the phrase beauty is in the eye of the beholder or beauty is only skin deep? Why do looks matter so damn much, I mean my god, we were not put on earth or born to judge everyone. Looks should only matter if you are looking at cattle like horses, pigs and such. Women are none of those!!!!!! We are not just pieces of meat ya'll can treat like shit!!!! Why is it that men can not be honest with women e
All Want Leveled
Here's 2 that would like to level. All help would be appreciated. Thank you in advance. DJ LETTE NEEDS 3152 TO LEVEL Dj Lette Barbiiez playground owner♥P-Nasty Wifey/Wiccan Wifey@ fubar WESTCOASTRAVEN NEEDS 10,177 TO LEVEL WestCoastRaven@ fubar
Wow Thanks Hehehe
No really you shouldn't have....the 7 was too much the first time :P hehehe just having fun April ♥

WoooHoooo ...I got a letter to the editor published in the local fish wrap and bird cage liner......... http://blog.news-record.com/opinion/letters/archives/2007/12/federal_regulations_will_harm.shtml Who's the man!! ROFLMAO!!!!! Ok, graphics posted on comments is cool, it may take a while for them all to load sometimes which can be a pain in the ass but I can handle that. Music and videos on comments on the other hand are a REAL PAIN IN MY ASS!!!! I hate crap "music" (most of y'all call it rap but it's really crap and I use the term music very loosely in reference to the crap) and I don't like scream/growl metal either,(it just shows a real total lack of talent!) Why should I be subjected to that shit?? If fubar is going to allow music and videos embedded in comments then they should give you an Account Setting that will turn the shit off without getting rid of the graphics in comments as Allow HTML to No will do!! I know, I know...whine, bitch, moan and groan!!! You know
Sheet Music
Dj Shai's Hottiie Of The Day Hall Of Hotties!
Here he is guys...my hottie of the day winner for 12/28/2007!! GO SHOW HIM MAD LOVE!! A Plane In The Sunset With Nowhere To Land@ fubar The guy you wish you had at home to cuddle up and keep you warm at night. Help me level up fan, rate@ fubar Congrats to our first ever winner of Dj Shai's Hottie Of The Day Award! Go show him love and while you're at it...check us out too!!
Club Adrenaline
HEy yall come check out club Adrenaline with the hotest djs on air Dj lick_da_cat Dj night rider Dj minx Dj Dragonman2001 And more Greatest music played all the time! We are also looking for staff of all sorts so plz stop buy and give us a visit. Were always welcoming new members to the Family. http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50208 hey yall come on and chill and rock out with us a t club adrenaline with dj night rider on air right now http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50208
Ask Me...
I couldnt help but share this terriblly funny find. It would make a great gag gift, or over the hill gift or just a good gift from one smart ass to another. LOL http://www.ballsybear.com/ Ballsy Bear says: "I've got a stiffy that just won't quit!" "Kiss my %$*@ing ass!" "I swear. She told me she was 18!" "Squeal like a pig!" "I got your warm and fuzzy right here!" "You know what they say, baby. The bigger the belly, the sweeter the juice!" "Whoa! Acid flashback!" "What part of f&#k off don't you understand?" "Squeal like a pig!" "Blow me!" ...and over 10 more lewd things! Bitchy Bear says: "Go f%$k yourself!" "My dog's got a bigger dick than that!" "Until they make diet semen, I refuse to swallow." "I've got PMS and a gun. Any questions?" "Oh, eat sh#t!" "On your knees, boy!" "I've got a strap-on. Let's see how you like it." "F%$k off and die!" "I smell pussy-whipped!" "I've got PMS and a gun. Any questions?" "Are you in yet?" ...and 11 more nasty
Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air.
Dec. 7th
"Remember Pearl Harbor" "History in ev'ry century Records an act that lives forevermore. We'll recall, as into line we fall The thing that happened on Hawaii's shore Let's remember Pearl Harbor As we go to meet the foe Let's remember Pearl Harbor As we did the Alamo. We will always remember how they died for Liberty Let's remember Pearl Harbor And go on to victory. Let's remember Pearl Harbor As we go to meet the foe Let's remember Pearl Harbor As we did the Alamo. We will always remember How they died for Liberty Let's remember Pearl Harbor And go on to victory!" Written by Don Reid and Sammy Kaye Performed by Swing and Sway With Sammy Kaye Recorded December 17, 1941
My Causes
Believe Believe in yourself, Standing for what you believe in regardless of the odds against you and the pressure that tears at your resistance Means courage, Keep a smile on your face when inside you feel like dying for the sake of supporting others, means strength, Stopping at nothing and doing what's in your heart you know is right, means determination, Doing more then is expected to make anothers life a little more bearable without uttering a single complaint, means compassion, Helping a friend in need, no matter the time or effort to the best of your ability, means loyalty Giving more then you have and expecting nothing but gratitude in return, means selflessness, Holding your head high, And being the best that you know you can be, when life seems to fall apart at your feet and facing each difficulty with the confidence that time will bring you a better tomorrow. And never giving up means Believing in yourself... Multiple Sclerosis "The young woman listened politely. T
Fun Chat
Do You Know The Truth???
This is a FULL film on what is called a Zeit-Geitst (which means a control) I only stumbled on this film because I bought a book with the same title and the book has nothing to do with this movie. This movie is 2 hours long. It informs you on the truth about amarica and who really controls it. I know at the beginning it defrauds Christianity but thats just a base on how this thing started. If your a believer in the bible and would get afended at the idea that its made up I'm sorry but there a more important issue here. The amarican people are being led into a trap that is being pushed by the amarican people themselves. Please watch this whole movie and if you agree with it pass it on. We must overcome this before its too late. Remember watch the whole movie before you start to form your opinions on it. thank you. Zeit-geist full movie click here or if the link dont work incert this into your browser: http://zeitgeistmovie.com/
Favorite Quotes To Share
"To capture a heart thats open is an easy thing, to keep that heart captured for a lifetime is a lifetime spent working on the little things that two people share, yet sometimes forget." "I do not give the gift of my submissive nature it is who i am...i just "choose" with whom to share all of it i cannot give a gift of myself as long as i am wanting something in return." a gift is given without want .... "I am I... and You are You... and neither of us are here to live up to the others expectations... But if we meet... Its beautiful..." " "People take different roads seeking forefillment and happiness. Just because they dont travel your road doesnt mean they've gotten lost" "Time is but an illusion the past is but a memory the future is but a dream so live time for now, not for then and let me walk into your dreams" To capture a heart thats open is an easy thing, to keep that heart captured for a lifetime is a lifetime spent working on the little things tha
The Musings Of Moongoddessmagick
I wonder, can you see The corrupt ache of insanity This world is filled with empty souls Who thought the cure was rock n roll Time has come and time has fled Can you stop that ache inside your head You cannot hide behind a myth Believing the lies won't justify this Preparation, connective clarity You know where you're supposed to be Walk that line now, balanced on a thread Open your own mind, get out of my head I wonder, can you see This world won't follow willingly The clock is ticking, time is wasting away Are you ready, your time is up today. -Jeanne 5/19/2008 The poem at the end was written by JMK on 10/25/2007 Reachelle listens to the nickname "Peanut" The last time the family saw Peanut, she was 3. This year Reachelle will be 6. No words can describe how the family still aches for their Peanut to be brought home. Peanut's family asks that if there is anyone who might think they saw her, know they saw her or anything, to please, come forward. Co
Confused....as Always
I dont get it why is it that people are never happy with what they have? I know there are moments where we can be happy but then...come most of the time we are always missing something or we just want more.(Its just the human in us I guess.)For example people who dont have a significant other want one but when they have them they get tired...when you get money its never enough...I can jst keep going on and on but I would rather hear everyones opinion on the subject so please feel free to comment
Thoughts
a new place hiding, but looking i entered a place new to me a place of interest and frustration i explored and learned discovered exciting and strange places spent many hours looking...seeming unseen naive to things around me, watching me i found a piece of my heart that still felt and was broken learn explore, search i have come and gone and returned again and again to this place keeps me in touch with those from my past, and those of my present... maybe to those of my future with a click of a button i was in a new place
Poet Tree
I look out my room's window and picture the things we dreamed about doing or Who we would meet or what they would say. painted love served on a silver platter. Everything is what it seems. I am always. I am never. ending in a tragedy.
Funny Videos ( Nsfw )
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Auctions
Ok our very own female up for auction guys!! as listed below is what she will and will not do wonts: wont change my name will allow access for 24 hours to my nsfws will go on cam for the winner after my kids go to bed (depending on whats asked who knows what will happen) will add to my yahoo messenger. will make a salute of their choice on most any body part for them will put won by such and such for 24 hours on my name. so bid away fubucks,vips,blast,and or big pimpin gifts will be accepted so guys bid ur hearts out have fun with her for 24 hours!! u ahould have any questions plz ask and ill answer highest bidder will pay largerthanhim before she is urs for 24 hours so lets have fun and be nice!! Get this widget | Track details |
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My Auction!!!
hers the link for the auction :) THIS IS WHAT I AM OFFERING, Fu-Owned by "you in my profile. Rate all pics,stash & blogs. 1 SFW salute 1 NSFW salute (your choice). Permanent pimping blog. Spot on my page for 2 months. and 1 cherry bomb from Abby. Auction opens Monday morning!! well posts a now blog win i git the link hop to see ya!!! :)
Video For Moms
Moms watch this video and Share with everyone
Crazy Stalkers
It's really insane how some of these crazy umm.. should I call them b*****s?? or just cuckcooo broads?? anyway.. if they spent less time stalking and more time at their shrinks office, the world would most definately be a better place. They have definately crossed more than a few lines and it's really sad. Sad that they have to try to interrupt others lives to make their day more pleasureable. Sad that they don't have love that they need so they make a false life to try to fill that empty void. Sad that they make stories up to get sympathy and love from people that normally wouldn't give them the time of day. Saddest, is that they don't even know what they are doing. Cuckcoooo. If you think i'm talkin about you, you're probably right and perhaps you should get your nosey ass out of my blog? Please, take your meds today and call your doctor. You realllllllly truly need some help. Have a great day!
Night Out
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed anothe
The Final Inspection
Stuff
I am going today to get my hair cut.... Don't worry Hair Lovers.... It's not all going away today! Just some simple stuff for today.... I am waiting for my friend to say go, and we will be cutting our hair to donate to Locks for Love.... Then it will be gone. At least for a year. My hair tends to grow fast. I am ready for a change and the next time will be drastic!! To be continued.......
List # 2 Of Club F.a.r. Members
THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US. I, PETE & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU... TEAM GREATNESS BiBabyGirl ~CLUB F.A.R.~ & SHADOW LEVELER@ fubar ~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R. #1 Team CPT~H.O.F.Fu Angels~ Fu Cruise~@ fubar ~*~Christine aka ♥SweetAngel♥@ fubar Ms. Mona Doll@ fubar GL 4 LF K L G ~~ Member Of Club F.A.R. (&) I.B.N. ~~@ fubar
Farewell
I have finally come to the decision that i will be leaving fubar after this weekend. I apprecciate everyone's friendship and help with the issues I have been having in my life. But I think at this point I can not continue with my fubar account. i wish everyone all the best a very Merry Christmas.
Journal Update
12-07-2007 I'm listening to Christmas songs as I write in here. I sat and watched my favorite Christmas movie last night "A Christmas Carol" with Alistair Sims. I really like that one and there is one other "A Christmas Carol" and I think I found it on line it is the one with Reginald Owens it is the one where he takes toys to the Crachitts. I'm listening to Christmas music which is unusual for me. My back is bothering me so I will relax on the heating pad today. I dont decorate not that I dont have some but not a lot of decorations But just being alone I dont really get into it. I noticed this morning while having coffee trying to remember some of the Christmas' as a child. Well a cup of hot chocolate sounds great. I know I totally understand where I come from in my mind thinking there things been 6 years and my ex remarried within 2 years and what got me it was a guy who wouldnt work so she lost everything well they say paybacks are a bitch. I know how I wonder if I will ever
My Fine Is $650.10...what Is Yours??
RULES: 1. Put Your iTunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. Write the song title as the answer..DON'T LIE If someone says " I hate you", you say? Beat your heart out. How would you describe yourself? Cocaine cowgirl What do you like in a guy/girl? Ladies love country boys.. How do you feel today? Gone. Whats the first thing you see in a guy/girl ? I dont believe it. What is your life's purpose? Papa loved Mama What is your motto? Gone away. What do your friends think of you? Honkeytonk Badonkadonk. What do you think of your parents? I dont love you. Whats the first thing you notice in a person? Nothing else matters.. What do you think about very often? If tomorrow never comes. What song do you sing while showering? Because of you. What do you think of your pet? Get stoned. What do you think of the person you like? Idoless What is your life story
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Members Of Fire And Ice
Here is our list of members. Managment will be in my New Family Blog and not mentioned here! Please come here often as some will be added and some delted. Please make friends with all FIRE and ICE members!! Make everyone here your friends. Billy*Member of the Fire and Ice Crew*@ fubar Anna ~Member of Fire and Ice Crew~@ fubar ****lilmamma1***fire**n**ice** leveling** crew****@ fubar *Baby T*Rockstar*Fire and Ice Crew Member*Happily Taken*@ fubar Harley Member of FIRE & ICE Levelers Crew@ fubar blue eye devil enforcer of fire and ice leveling crew@ fubar ~Bombing~kat~member of Fire and Ice@ fubar ~Hottielips~.l crw,Dddy'S lil gil & brظ.* fخg me ر`..
Help Him Level
ya know, if you are gonna go visiting peoples pages, even just a quick peek, be nice and at least rate them and/or a couple pics for visiting, i do it everytime i go to a page, at least they get points for me visiting.. i see a lo of people wont even do that they are just nosy and rude... if your not gonna rate, please dont visit........give me your opinion.. come help a friend level, he helped me level and i am trying to return the favor... thanks friends.. bratt http://fubar.com/user/1260618
Transformation
I have realized that it's time to do for me. I'm tired of trying to help others and getting nothing in return. Call it selfish or whatnot, but at least I'm honest about it. With my birthday quickly approaching, I have decided to finally do for me. I'm not going to reveal what the transformation is going to consist of but I know some will be upset and others hopefully will be happy for me and support me. I need to make a life for me and my kids, I need to make sure my children are happy. My children are what I am living for...no one else. My happiness will come one day, I can feel it, but I'm always helping others and forgetting about myself, which is unfair to both me and my children. I will always be here for those close to my heart but I want to have what everyone else has as well. I'm not getting any younger in life and if I don't make this transformation than who will? I am always here for you all...
One Year Anniversary
HARD TO BELIEVE BUT COME DEC. 27TH I WILL HAVE BEEN ON HERE A WHOLE YEAR ALREADY!! JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU TO ALL THE AMAZING AND FUN PEOPLE I HAVE MEET SO FAR, YES THERE HAVE BEEN SOME TRYING AND DIFFICULT TIMES BUT SO IS LIFE... SO JUST IF U GET A MINUTE TO DROP BY AN SHOW ME A LIL EXTRA LUV AN TO LET ME KNOW HOW U R DOIN I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT!! :) I WISH U ALL NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR THIS HOLIDAY SEASON AND GIVE YOUR LOVED ONES HUGS AN KISSES EVERYDAY LIKE IT IS THEIR LAST...FOR U NEVER KNOW! CHERISH THE TIME YOU HAVE WITH ONE ANOTHER... TAKE CARE AND MUCH LUV!!
Hey To All The Fu's Out There!!!!
just wanted to say thank you for all the birthday gifts. I really appreciate all the love. Have a good weekend everyone!!!
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Goodbye For Now!
Hey everyone! Many of you know what has been going on in my life for the past several months. It has been nothing short of a constant struggle, and it has taken a huge toll on me, physically, mentally and emotionally. I have done my best to keep my head above water, yet I always feel in one way or another I am getting drawn into my own personal hell. I know that life and time wait for no one; it will keep going, even if I do nothing or I am not here...life goes on! So I know I have to deal with my issues and all I am going through before I become consumed by them. With that being said, I feel the need to say goodbye for now, as I will be taking a break from being here! I do want to say to those who know me and have been there or at least tried to be there, "Thank you from the bottom of my heart! It means the world to me to know that I am cared for and loved so much my so many!" To those who have not had the chance to get to know me yet or those I have spoken to but do no
Thoughts N Poems
The night is long and ever cold There is an echo within my soul Once there lived an optimistic girl Eyes wide open and ready for the world Today stands someone torn and broken Just a shell of the person that was stolen No bright future, no arms to hold Whispers in the night of love once told Carry my prayers and lay them on his ears Make my voice the only thing he hears Reach in his chest and calm his fears Lift him up and carry him to me Let him drop down to one knee Keep his soul and heart safe To dance with mine in the same place Endless hours when midnight falls Let him hear my every call
Crushes
Ok im just curious....... I have a few Crushes and was wonderin who they was from..... Any clue how to find out yet who they might be...... Figured with the crushes i had they might of already re rated all my pics while i have been gone...and nope not back to stay yet...u will know when...... But anyhow it was cool at 1 time I think its kinda boring now not to know who they r .... so if its u send me $$$$$$$ lol...... sorry was bored....... Love ya all.... Tongue.....
Sleep
how the hell can any one get the right a mount of sleep they need when they do so much for others?
A Special Place
A Special Place I walk along a path through thick greenery and discover my special place. This place has not been touched by the hard hands of man. As you walk in, you see a breathtaking waterfall flowing into a crystal pond. The pond is surrounded by a stand of trees, as if they are sentries guarding to keep the horrors that man reaps on the environment from it. There is a huge rock perfect for diving from into the cool crystalline pool or you can lay across the flat top of it to enjoy the sun and beauty. As you look down from the rock you can see the fish swimming by peacefully. Wildflowers grow rampantly over the banks of the pond. The air is crisp and clean filled with the sweet scent of the wildflowers. If you are very quiet you may even get to see a deer or some other animal approach the pond for a drink. The quiet serenity of this place helps me to shake off the worries of my days and brings calmness into my mind. I visit this place several times a day when I sta
Duh.
Alright so I was wandering the dank and dreary halls of early morning fu and I see this blast up in the corner. Gag. Why do ugly people have to post their condition online? It's not my choice to see your face plastered on my computer. First of all, you are ugly. Second, quit asking for me to help your ratings... I don't come here for you to give me props or for me to give you props. I come here to hang with my sister and entertain her friends with our amusing banter. While you're at it why don't you uglies get together and start your own club. I've noticed that most of you have similarly ugly friends. that's good. It will keep you away from the rest of us. Start your club, Angi and I will bring the kool aide. In fact, why don't you take the kool aide one step further and spike it with something toxic (any appropriate poison will do) and drink it. All of you. Drink it. Perhaps someone will mistakenly think you're doing some mass suicide for your righteous cult. Of course
Mirc Scripts
ok I have Been asked how can i make all those scripts since they are involved and take time to make. Well first not all are anywhere close to being done i work on them as i feel the need and once you make some commands you can just add them to another script.My Personal ones are a never ending work in progress :S. If you Don't Know what an mIRC script is google mIRC, If you don't care lol this was posted for those that asked
Fury's
I was driving home this morning from taking my youngest son to school, and I was channel surfing the radio, and I came across a song that I had never heard but recognized the singer. So I thought I would listen... By the end of the song I was so damn mad that i was in tears. How can singers and songwriters keep putting this shit out there to try and justify the deaths of our men and women, that are dying every day in this "War for Control"... I understand that some people in their narrow, fucked up mind, think these songs give a sense of comfort. That when a soldier dies they go to a better place, and their sacrifice was for freedom so that makes it ok. WELL FUCK THAT!!! AND ANYONE THAT BELIEVES THAT CAN FUCK OFF!!! I am the mother of a soldier, and i thank my blessed stars every day that he is not currently deployed. But I wake up every day wondering if today will be the day he gets that call and I lose my child. Yes I understand that It was his choice to enlist, and i under
A Foreign Lady & Her Husband
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they lived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted. The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... What were you thinking? Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!
A Cool Place!!
My Lost Soul
My soul is lost. It has nowhere to go. It is searching for a home. To shield it from all harm. Will someone please help my lost soul find it's way back to me? My soul is lost. I have looked all over yet my lost soul has yet to be found. It is all alone. Lost somewhere in this cold, dark city we all call a home. I guess i am destined to never have a soul. It will remain lost for all eternity. I hope someone down the line will show my soul it way home. Only then will i be complete. I will never be complete with out my soul. my soul is lost. 12-7-07
Calories Burned
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX! REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2,912 Calorie
Gone
All hope has gone Laughs Smiles Growing farther apart All hope has gone Sadness Tears Coming closer and longer All hope has gone Pain Loneliness That's all I'll ever know All hope has gone 12-4-07
Untitled
Thunder Rain Can you feel the pain Lightning Screams Where are the dreams Noises Darkness Who will confess Lonely Sorrow When is tomorrow Laughing Crying Don't stop trying Love Share Don't forget to care
My Link
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Lonely Road
In my mind I see The children grow In my heart I feel The cold winter snow In my dreams I see The happiness that I need In my future I feel The fate that is me In my past I see Things that used to be In my soul I feel The cold lonely road
One Day
Lost and confused in a world of pain Searching for a door to stop the rain I've been up mountains but always fall down I'm just trying to cross this frozen ground I will look high and low so don't feel bad for me My heart will continue to beat its lonely plea On day I will find someone who understands All I have is love to give in this lonely distant land
All Of It
My mouth does not say the things that I feel My mind does not stray wishing it was real My arms can not touch but they feel you still My eyes can not see the beauty that I need My legs will not move waiting for my time My ears will not hear until you appear My heart will not beat for no other one My love will not go even when I grow old I belong to you mind body and soul 11-13-07
What A Week :)
Poem
I love this poem so much. Makes one think a bit... SHUSH Can you imagine how silent a plane crash would be if you were deaf? How unbearably loud a rape? This poem is exactly what I want love to be like. Two people shouldn't be together because they NEED someone to make them whole, or to survive, it should be two independent souls wishing to share eachother lives. SO JUST KISS ME So just kiss me and let my hair messy itself in your fingers tell me nothing needs to be done-- no clocks need winding There is no bell without a voice needing to borrow my own instead, let me stady myself in the arms of a man who won't ask me to be what he needs, but lets me exist as I am a blonde flame a hurricane wrapped up in a tiny body that will come to his arms like the safest harbor for mending
When You Rate Some One A 10, They Should Return The Favore
When You Rate Some One A 10, They Should Return The Favore
This, That & The Other
What I've Learned About Stars
Ive finally learned something. In my previous star messages, I spoke of seeing that one twinkle I felt was mine. Theres a reason the Great Spirit put so many points of white light in the sky. I am but one of six billion people on Mother Earth, yet there are six hundred trillion stars in the nighttime sky. Have you ever wondered why the stars so vastly outnumber the stargazers? Im sure part of the grand plan is because many of the stars you see no longer exist. By the time their glow reaches your eyes, reaches your heart, theyre already gone. Vanished, though perhaps not forgotten. What youre seeing is an old light, a depleted light, not the new light you hoped for. I still look up at the heavens because I can bask in those pinpoints that keep the skies from being a deep black void. But, theyre just stars, even though they hold a certain fascination. I look up now, knowing new stars are created each day to replace those that served their purpose. And so, Ive f
General
I love this man!!! GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008 1. No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. 2. Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. 3. Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? 4. Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastard
Txt Messages I Got
Beer doesnt make u FAT it makes u LEAN.. against walls, tables, chairs, floors and ugly people The condom tells the tampon u fuck up my business 4 a week, the tampon replies yeah but when u fuck up i lose my job for 9 months 10th anual cock sucking contest is this friday they are asking that u not compete so some1 else can win this year thanx
I Write Poetry.....
My days are brighter, less cold. To fight off all the hurt, pain and strife. Now stronger, less scared, more bold. In you I've found renewed inspiration in life. Your kisses make me melt until I glow. To hold you in my arms is tranquility. Your spirit, heart and soul, I yearn to know. For you my love is pouring out past all eternity. A sunset, a shooting star, you make them more. Such simple things are now more lucid and meaningful. Life now has more to offer; I feel it in my core. You make me feel whole, alive and so beautiful Seasons Greetings, Happy Holidays, Merry Yule, and so on and so forth..... I want to thank a dear dear friend of mine for inviting me here.... Michael '~Wikkid Angel Shayla's Mad InSaNe Hippie*~ Spirit Warrior of K.O.W.~W.S.W.' Pressley~ If you haven't met him, well you are missing out on one hell of a guy.... A little about me, because there is not alot to me, just your simple everyday housewife.... I have spent many years in diffe
Blah Blah Fuckin Blah
So I made a mumm a while back about moving on or sticking by my asshole of a boyfirnd while hes in jail. Well I was trying to stick by him everything was fine. I was going to visit him every tuesday and sunday dropping money off to him. Well 2 weeks ago i visit him on tuesday he was fine went to go visit him on that sunday he doesnt put me on the visiting list. so i write to him he tells me he never wants to see me again he hates me and all I do is run my mouth to his soon to be ex wife. Just to let every one know the only time i have ever talked to her is the day he got arrested to let her know that hes in jail. Anyways he tells me hes not gonna go through w/ the divorce that he loves. I just got a letter in the mail today from him saying that she was filling his head w/ bullshit and sent him new divorce papers. He wants me to go visit him sunday I mean i love him but im sick of the bullshit. His own mother wont visit him or answer his calls. well i dont know what to do. but ill write
Merry Christmas
well its that time again christmas and anyother vacation and i hope everyones is a special one and i might be on her and i might not be but i just wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy holidays....
Thinking And Wondering
I'm sure we have all had thoughts of giving up on finding what we truly want in life, whether it be a career, money, or that one special love. I want to remind everyone that no one can do anything or get anything for you but YOU!! Set your mind to what you really want in your life...that thing/things that would really make your life complete, and go after it with all you have. It won't be easy but with patience and determination it will happen, I promise. Believe me, there is that one thing that I want in life as well and I know it will happen soon...as a matter of fact I think it is in the works as we speak I just need to keep pushing and workin at achieving it and it will happen. Don't ever EVER give up on something you really want in life. The best things to complete us are oftn right in front of us and it takes a true person to see that and grab it before it disappears.
Are You
If your horny and you know it drop by and say hi.
No Pc For Me!
I usually don't post a lot about me but, I wanted to do this one time. I have to use a pc at my local library because I don't have one. However, this site along with others is blocked there. I have to drive 20 miles one way to use a pc at another library. I do have a mobile and use it often but, I am limited as to what I can do. Google adapted Fubar to fit the phone. It sucks!! If you see me online it is because I am using my mobile. I can see my shoutbox but, can't reply. Sorry! I can read comments and private messages. I can also see some photos even though they aren't very big. I can't rate any of them but, I can leave comments, I think. I hope y'all understand. Please leave me some kind of comment on this so I will know that you read it. Thanks! Big Hugs and Kisses to all my Female Friends!
Him
Lmao
OK, venting again...lol Do I honestly look as retarded and stupid as the other women on this site? Do you really think I'm on here trying to find the love of my life? LOL...that's funny! Women on here get all flustered and fall in love only to get hurt in the end when they find out the one they love is also loving many others. You think because he gave you his phone number it means you are the only one he talks to? I just saw today that someone who gave me his number (and I haven't talked to on the phone) has also gave his number to others and talks to them...it didn't bother me cause I know who I am...I know I'm probably the most realest woman on this site and I don't settle for second best! But yet these women who the men claiming to be real are talking to are playas themselves...every week fallin in love with a different man and vice versa. Since when has Fubar become the Love Connection? I don't talk to many on here and I especially don't give my number out to men who live halfw
Going For The Vip
Hello to all.... I am going for the VIP and really need help getting the 10,000 comments. I have just under a 2000 now. I need as many that can to help me do this.... I am out of comments today.... Here is the link to the pic that I need the commenting help on. Much luv to all my friends.... Here is the link to Stephanie's page where the contest is being hosted in the Giveaway folder. Stephanie Lynn@ fubar Hello all I know I have been asking for alot of help lately, and other than just a couple of people that have been helping me... I need more help.. I have used all of my photo comments already today and have a little over 9200 comments.... that is really getting close, but still not there to the 10000. Here is the link that needs the comments.... Hello to all.... I am going for the VIP and still really help getting the 10,000 comments. I have just under a 1100 now. I need as many that can to help me do this.... I am out of commen
Oct.23
You're making some changes in your life that are surprisingly easy, given how much of a struggle you thought they would be. Your friends and family might need more help coping than you do!
Winter
Okies I posted some new Pictures of my Purple Hairs^_^ Im happy with it, altho this color fades fast so I prolly wont have it for long. Im leaving for work today, soo Ill be on a shitty Internet connection till Thursday or so and wont be online a whole lot. This new BarTab Shit is bs, sooo I encourage even more, If youve got new shit and/or you want me to come leave love/rates on your page then let me know because its even harder now to keep track of this shit. Just drop a note here or something saying you need some luvins. Hope everyones haveing a fantastic week! *Muah* I put up somemore blond pics, this weekend Im going to be doing my hair purple smoke:) im excited, havent done that one yet. but yeah, Wintery pictures, hope everyone has a happy holidays! [P.S. Sorry if ive not responded or been slow, Ive been HELLA busy this week and Ive got a ton of work to do this weekend, altho im working on catching up now:), drop me a note if you feel neglected and ill come
Its Naughty Time! Heheh
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Mistletoe
Christmas Tree
James Blunt
Feelings
Budwiser Story
wt bTzz69~SEXY VAMP @HF&BS~bb'$ F/R~GF(-w~HF&ߧ)@ fubar The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck,
Daysleeper
Band : R.E.M Song & Lyrics : R.E.M Receiving department, 3 a.m. Staff cuts have socked up the overage Directives are posted No callbacks, complaints Everywhere is calm Hong Kong is present Taipei awakes All talk of circadian rhythm I see today with a newsprint fray My night is colored headache grey Daysleeper, daysleeper, daysleeper The bull and the bear are marking Their territories They're leading the blind with Their international glories I'm the screen, the blinding light I'm the screen, I work at night I see today with a newsprint fray My night is colored headache grey Don't wake me with so much Daysleeper They cried the other night I can't even say why Fluorescent flat caffeine lights Its furious balancing I'm the screen, the blinding light I'm the screen, I work at night I see today with a newsprint fray My night is colored headache grey Don't wake me with so much Don't wake me with so much. The Ocean machine is set to 9 I'
A Bad Start
well my x-mas just started off bad i may have lost too people that may have meant a whole lot to me but this maybe my last entry and possibly my last time on fubar i just have alot of thinking too do over the break....
Sweet Cherokee
OK I AM ASKING FOR EVERYONES HELP HERE IN THIS CONTEST TO HELP SWEET CHEROKEE WIN THIS ONE..IT IS GOING TO BE ALOT OF FUN. SO PLEASE STOP BY AND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT.. THANK YOU ALL THAT COME BY.. JUST CLICK ON HER PIC BELOW
Lucky 7
SEVEN THINGS YOU WOULD FIND IN YOUR BEDROOM: 1. BED 2. TV 3. dresser 4.windows 5.blankets 6.shoes 7.clothes SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS: 1. Do you like anyone? yes 2. Does someone like you? i think/hope so 3. Last kiss? drew, i hope it wasn't our last 4. Been lead on? yes 5. Been cheated on? yes 6. Want a relationship? Already have one, just want more from it 7. Wanna get married? not sure if i want to get married again SEVEN THINGS YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT: 1.josh 2. family 3. God 4. right now, cig. 5. food 6. oxygen 7. clothes SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND: 1. Drew 2. work 3. money 4. Christmas 5. tired 6. cold 7.family SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU: 1. Believe in God? Yes 2. Had a dream come true? yes 3. Read the newspaper? not really 4. Get enough sleep everyday? almost never 5. Have a best friend? yes 6. Take a bath daily? nope 7. Wish on stars? not really SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS: 1. Fallen in love? yes, and working on doing it again 2. Ki
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MARK IS ON HIS WAY TO VISIT BUT I CANT WAIT -- HAVE A NOONER WITH ME? (Well OK, just another Fu-bucks give-away. But still -- could be fun!!) So heres the deal TODAY ONLY DURING MY NOON HAPPY HOUR (Thats 12/7 at 12 PM Pacific Time, 3 PM Eastern time) hit this pic..and hit it hard...you can do it more than once during the HH come show me and peach some love Give them 100 comments. Ill give YOU 10,000 Fu-bucks. YEAH, thats right 100 bucks per comment. Its a good deal and you know you arent getting any work done anyway, right? SO COME ON Youll be helping someone else AND getting Fu-bucks too. Few simple rules No NSFW comments are to be left. You must private message me once you have completed the 100 comments. Let me know WHICH pic you chose. And I will promptly send you 10,000 Fu-bucks. DO NOT SHOUT ME please. YES, you can do this multiple times during the hour no maximum. Just um, be fast abo
Big Papa's Dude Blog.
I've been in a pissy mood recently. You ever get in one of those moods where nothing will make you happy? Well, short of two porn stars and a bottle of vodka. Seriously. I'm ready for spring, warmth and a little fun. Anyone wanna go on a road trip to somewhere warm? I sure as hell do. Just thougth I'd put something on here. I'm having a blast on fubar and I'd like to thank Dawn, the Motherf#cking Princess for hooking me up. I picked the blog name because someone thought it was funny I used the word "dude" in my profile. That's me, just a dude.
Will You Wear Blue?
We have so much to be thankful for..... Will You Wear Blue? International Picture of the Year Here are two very touching photos honored at this year's First Place : Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport, Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport, Major Steve Beck described the scene as so powerful: 'See the people in the windows? They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home,' he said '! They wi ll remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should.' Second Place : Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News The night before

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