TECHNOLOGY FOR THE COUNTRY FOLK
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.
DOWNLOAD: Gettin the firewood off the truck
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not careful gettin the firewood
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha get from tryin to carry too much firewood
RAM: That thing that splits the firewood
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time
PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time
WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside
SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's black fly season
BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do
MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the munchie bag
MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang keys
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof
PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
ENTER: Northerner talk for, C'Mon in y'all
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya can't member whut ya paid for the rifle when your wife asks
