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Onyxmoonstar's blog: "My Work"

created on 12/05/2007  |  http://fubar.com/my-work/b164260
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Master Card Wedding

You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!" Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing the following morning. While most people would have canceled the Wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride' s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest wedding & reception, & best of all, trashing the bride's & his best man's reputations in front of 300+ friends & family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a Master Card "PRICELESS" commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends: $32,000... Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000... Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500... The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping his best man: Priceless... There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD! "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - - - What you do today, might burn

Passion

Upon the coming of the night you feel her breath so soft and light from whence it came you know not where standing alone you ponder there. Like a Thief In the night She steals Your Soul, you wait and wonder till you grow old, This lady i Speak is love so true ,She did it to me and will do it to you !! So Beware my friends , This Love of mine she has no Rules for which to bind, She lives on Love On Passion so True ,She will never Release her love To You. A ghost in the Night ,A Phantom so Fair She will Love and Leave you Standing there Known to man by Many a Name PASSION , My Friend there all one in the Same

Bitten

As i sit alone in the dark wondering when this did first start, life as i know it wasnt always this way I use to frolic and welcome the days, Now i sleep my time away afarid to wake and walk in the day. I roam the nights alone in the dark wondering how to make a fresh start. To shake off the shackles and start again,knowing the night was never my friend. My dreams have been broken my life ripped apart, but it seems that Im cursed to walk alone in the dark. The crime here is simple the pain very clear, my life was stolen without a thought or a tear. My dreams and my passions are lost to me now, My heart has grown cold my soul has gone foul. To love and to live for me to be true, to once again walk in the morning dew is a fate im not destined its a thought pushed aside, its a dream not allowed of one such as i!!
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