SPEEDING:
> >
> >
> > GOOD
> >
> > Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't
> > getting many. Then he discovered the problem- a 12-year-old boy was
> > standing
> > up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The
> > officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit further down
> > the
> > road, from him with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And
> > we
> > used to just sell lemonade!)
> >
> > BETTER
> >
> > A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
> > radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being a
> > smart ass, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
> > responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
> >
> > BEST
> >
> > A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A State Trooper walked to her
> > car
> > window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to
> > sell
> > me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. 'He replied, 'Wisconsin State
> > Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence. He then closed
> > his
> > book, got back in his patrol car and left.
> >
> > PRICELESS
> >
> > A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Lexus convertible out of the
> > dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying
> > the
> > wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought,
> > as
> > he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view
> > mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and
> > siren
> > blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he
> > thought,
> > "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the
> > Trooper's arrival.
> >
> > Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Lexus, looked at his
> > watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If
> > you
> > can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let
> > you
> > go."
> >
> > The old gentleman paused and said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
> > Florida
> > State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
> >
> > "Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.
> >
