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Don't Quit
Don't Quit When things go wrong as they sometimes will, when the road your trudging seems all uphill, when the funds are low and the debts are high, and all you want to do is smile, but you have to sigh, when care is pressing you down a bit, rest if you must- but don't u quit. Success is failure turned inside out, the silver tint of the clouds of doubt, and you never can tell how close you are, it may be near when it seems afar, so stick to the fight, when your hardest hit... its when things go wrong that u musn't quit.
How Would You Feel??
Never let someone become a priority in your life, when you are just an option in theirs!! If you were in a situation were someone wanted to be around you only if knowone knew about it, what would you do....... Would you turn a blind eye and just deal with it because you like the person. Try and pretend that it doesn't bother you. Try to turn your emotions off and just go with the flow. How long can you go on that way though. How long can you let yourself be treated that way. When you know down deep that you deserve so much better. Always confused........... Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I scare easy when people sneek up on me. 2. I can't s
Just A Dream
I walk in wearing nothing more then a tight form fiting dress with heels. He walk over to me as I stand there with a glass of wine in my hand..He took the wine and sat it down on the table.and push me into a chair.He then turned the light off and lit some candles as H-town plays through the speakers. He start to dance real slow..left to right his hips and body move. with each sawy he lift my dress up a lil more as he feel the muisc flowing through me. He slide his hand up my thigh as he pull the dress over me head. he push me back in the chair as I turn around and poke my ass out so that my lace boyshorts are right in his face..He put a halls in his mouth as he lick each cheek..Then he spread them and begen to massage my asshole with his tounge.He feel you try to move away as he grab my waist and pull me closer. and rub on my clit,He can feel my juices flow down his chin as his tounge goes deeper in. He can hear me moan lick on my clit..as his tounge slide to my pussy..He spread my
!@#$
You work well with others. That is, you're good at getting them to do work for you. It's true that you get by on your charm. But so what? You make people happy! You're dynamic, clever, and funny. And people like to have you around. But you're so restless, they better not expect you to stay around for long. Your strength: Your superstar charisma Your weakness: Commitment means nothing to you Your power color: Fuchsia Your power symbol: Diamond Your power month: May
Dj Midn1te- Br3@kb3@t King
http://www.imeem.com/djmidn1te U Should check me out there if u dont have a myspace, my music all there. Glowstix Dancer or the Lets Get FuCkEd Up and do BOTH Raver dont be shy pple it could make an interesting party. if u have more than one idea fel free to write in in the blog AND NO THYIS IS NOT GOIN ON RECORD LOL www.myspace.com/djmidn1te add me rate me But I need some opinions on my music, and how to make more and better beats, u will be recognized as help. in special thnx. but wtf should i do im stuck, cant think of any other notes to play SOS!!!!
Blog This
My life can be summed up in 3 words ... Better Than Average. Who the hell invented liquid soap ... and why? There's nothing complicated about bar soap anyone can do it. Wet hands,rub bar of soap vigerously about them,and rinse. I think we should all boycott liquid soap ... not soap entirely people ... Who's with me?
Sooo True!!!
~Tequila and Salt~ This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1.) There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2.) At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3.) The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be Just like YOU!! 4.) A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5.) Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6.) You mean the world to someone. 7.) You are SPECIAL and UNIQUE. 8.) Someone that you don't even know EXSISTS Loves You!! 9.) When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10.) When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11.) Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. *So......... If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, includ
Internal Chaos
My world has gone from brilliant to crushed. My mind keeps spinning thoughts in such a rush. The happiness I thought was forever is gone. Now I am wondering what went wrong. I see my own turmoil every time I look at my eyes. And there’s no describing the pain I feel inside. A heart that had finally felt truly alive, Is now shattered and broken completely inside. It’s hard to find a solution to the thoughts in my mind, I keep wondering if it be easier if I just met my demise? The world around me is no longer bright and safe. I want nothing more than to leave this place. For me The thought of happiness has been killed. I doubt if my life is worth a one dollar bill. True love will never find its way to me. Only loneliness and pain are my destiny. Chaos has my world turned upside down. Now my smile feels like a permanent frown. I don’t feel worthy of love anymore and don’t know why. I guess the gods forgot that I too needed to fe
Party Time
Time to get out from behind the computer screens and show yourself!!!!!!! OK here is the scoop.... DJ BARTAB (@ Excalibur) and I were thinking of planning a simple FUBAR REAL LIVE MEET & GREET Party/Gathering at the DAVE & BUSTERS on Delaware Ave, Philadelphia, PA on or 10/29/08 @ 7pm till whenever. This is a BYOM (Bring Your Own Money) Real drinks cost real money ... FUBUCKS don't work here...LOL. Ladies, I am sure that you will not have a problem having a drink bought for you, will be plenty of people willing to buy a round. We ask if you go, you bring your salute picture with you for fun and so the staff can direct you to our group. My salute picture will prolly be on the dart board..lol Should DJBARTAB and I waste out time Planning this? was the big question...MUMM Answer YES if we should continue trying to set thing up, AND you will attend or Answer NO, if we should NOT bother wasting our time, and you would NOT go any way. Your response will determin h
Auction
i know you want to own me bid onme own me for a month
Ladder Theory
A mans ladder are the females you want to have sex with the most, they will be at the top of the ladder. Descending down to the bottom of the ladder we pass the following people: 1. The people we really want, who may even be out of our league, are on top. 2. Then come the people we like. 3. Moving further down we pass the people who we would fuck if we were intoxicated and would admit to doing it later. 4. At the bottom are the people we would fuck drunk, and would lie about doing it later. Clinging to the bottom are the girls that are wolf ugly. These are women so ugly you would chew your own arm off to get away rather than fuck them. Usually fake teeth, or the loss of several hundred pounds can move a woman up from wolf ugly. Now let's take a look at what the typical woman's ladder looks like: The first thing is that a woman has not one ,but two ladders. This is because in addition the normal ladder, a woman also has a friends ladder. The friends ladder is where a wo
The Guatemalan Adventures Of Howey
ok so not all of you and those know who aren't cuz they have sent me there addy's already. its offical thou. i am leavin feb 7th thru mar 5th for guatemala. around feb 20th i am gonna get on a bus and go to placentia, belize for an undetermined amount of time. all depends on how the i like the pirates life!!!! so who wants a post card while i am gone ? send me your addy via email on the fu please. ps. jeannie and taryn are exempt from this but i do need your addy's again please :P what can i say i am a pothead and would lose my own head if it wasn;t attacthed :P send address's to my fubar email and mark it as such( Address for the Guatemala trip ) or something, so its easy to find when i am gettin ready to make my new address book. thank you!!! I am plannin my second trip to Joyobaj. I will leave here Feb 3rd and shall return Feb 26th. I wanna send post cards again and I need your mailing address. Your prolly thinkin hell no I am not givin ya my address you come and stalk me or s
Rate 4 Bucks
Need to make a few extra Fu-bucks? Check this out... For every "Easy Rate" folder that you rate of mine during Happy Hour, on my birthday, I will pay you 15K in Fu-bucks!! I have 12 different "Easy Rate" folders with 100 pictures in each! If you do all 12 folders I will give you a bonus 50K!!! On top of it I am running auto 11's right now!! So click below and make some big bucks and get some big points to boot!!! Private Message me with the number of folders you do and I will get you the Fu-bucks ASAP! This offer ends when my auto 11's end!!! Tagged By J+A+B=ME You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? gone 2. Your significant other? amy 3. Your hair? none 4. Your m
Well Then........
hmmmm.....lets see i met a dude 5yrs became really great friends with him even fell in love but some crap happened and we both went our ways while he was out of my life this other dude came along kind of cool guy to joke around with and talk to whatever ya know anywho he developed feelings and fell in love thats what he says and hes wanting me to feel the same way and i honestly cant do that i have even explained to him and a few of my friends why i CAN NOT ALLOW myself to develop feelings for someone or even fall for someone and they completely understand i can not help how someone feels about me but damn it i sure wish ppl would stop trying to force me to do something that i dont want to do and i seriously wish some would just keep their effin mouths shut when they clearly dont know an effin thing that is going on or being said and no i am not happy right now havent been happy for awhile but i REALLY WISH SOME PPL WOULD STOP
My Sister
imikimi - Customize Your World! THIS IS MY BEAUTIFUL SISTER AN WHEN PEOPLE FUCK WITH HER THEY FUCK WITH ME. SO FOR ALL YOU USERS AN HATERS BACK OFF HER OR DEAL WITH ME!!!!!!!!!
Simply Me
When the visions around you, Bring tears to your eyes And all that surround you, Are secrets and lies I'll be your strength, I'll give you hope, Keeping your faith when it's gone The one you should call, Was standing here all along.. And I will take You in my arms And hold you right where you belong Till the day my life is through This I promise you This I promise you I've loved you forever, In lifetimes before And I promise you never... Will you hurt anymore I give you my word I give you my heart (give you my heart) This is a battle we've won And with this vow, Forever has now begun... Just close your eyes (close your eyes) Each loving day (each loving day) I know this feeling won't go away (no..) Till the day my life is through This I promise you.. This I promise you.. Over and over I fall (over and over I fall) When I hear you call Without you in my life baby I just wouldn't be living at all... And I will take (I will take you in my arms)
Queenie
> > > > CryStaL ♥ She is always helping others out, and telling us all to rate everybody else...sooooooo SHE HAS TEH AUTO,s AND HH FRIDAY @ 7 pm FU TIME It is time for PAYBACK!! RAPE DIS BISSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!! ĈŔYŞŦĄŁ : Events are influenced by our very great desires.@ I DID NOT MAKE THIS BY MYSELF DAISY HELPED ME, I AM REPOSTING IT FROM A WEEK AGO
My Yahoo Pingbox
Hello :) Now when I am signed into yahoo you can come to my page and chat with me on yahoo from there. You do not need to have my screen name or give me yours. You just need to enter a name...preferably your fubar name into the box (so that I know who I'm talking to) and then we can chat. It is only viewable to me and you. Hope to talk to you soon! The box is located in the "about me" section of my page.
Auto 11 Auction!
WHO WANTS AN AUTO 11'S??? WELL NOW YOU HAVE JUST AS MUCH OF A CHANCE AS ANYONE TO HAVE ONE!!! I AM HAVING AN AUTO 11'S AUCTION!!! THE STARTING BID IS ONE MILLION FU BUCKS!!! JUST CLICK ON MY CHERRY TO BID!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS MY AUCTION BIDDING STARTS WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 18TH 6 A.M. AND WILL END ON FEBRUARY 25TH AT 6 A.M. Μz §ħõřŧşωεεŧīε *R/L GF to Ill Pay Fo It*@ fubar THIS BULLY BROUGHT TO YOU IN PART BY... FUBAR...TELL ME...WHO MISSES LOST CHERRY???? AND BY... Z♠♠kS™~ThE hEaD bAnGeR oF hEaDs @ PyRoTeKnIcS~*oWnEd By KiTtY kAt & BlUeMeW360*@ fubar (repost of original by 'Z♠♠kS™~ThE hEaD bAnGeR oF hEaDs @ PyRoTeKnIcS~*oWnEd By KiTtY kAt & BlUeMeW360*' on '2009-02-17 20:02:09')
Another Year To Reflect....
As the hours and minutes tick on I realize it has been almost another year. Each day that passes with the start of dawn I dream of a time when you were here.   I wish I could turn back the hands of time And stop them at a time where I could hear your cry. I cant help but think it is a horrible crime That I have already had to say goodbye.   Though your life was cut to short for my taste You will always live on in my thoughts and my heart. Your place in my life can never be replaced I will always feel the pain of us being apart. Most people look at their birthdays as a celebration for another year of life. However, my birthdays have become dreaded. Its not because I become older, that I'm okay with. But my birthday marks the beginning of some emotionally difficult times for me. March 17, 2003 is a day I began to change who I am. It is the day I held my first true angel in my arms. The day my 2nd son was born without life, 5 weeks before his due date. The day that I s
Update On Me
Very Few on here know that I've had to go to a Specialist. It has now been confirmed I have Lupus BUT wished that was all the bad news I have gotten. Seems he's also ran more test. I also tested positive for Osteoarthritis & Fibromyalgia. The plan so far is to start me on a treatment called Plaquenil in hopes to put it in remission. All I ask is that you Keep me in your Thoughts & Prayers that it goes into Remission. I do know God NEVER puts on us MORE than HE knows we can handle. Thank You for taking the time to read this. Love You All!!
Riddle Me This
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? What is something everyone sees at night but is different? You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Fubar Familys
Hope everyone is enjoying the sun...... well this week we had a 2 spider that needs alot of love and I sure hope that our family will show the love ...... http://fubar.com/user/2441311 and http://fubar.com/user/816900 I f you could help me please go to this page and show him some mad love he is a very good friend that is new here and I been doing my best to help him, but could use some help.....   http://fubar.com/user/2856846 Thank you Bluewizard CoFounder of the Spider Bombers and Member of the Shadow Levelers & member of the Rating Revolution......
Crazy
 And the answer iiiiisssss  (  RED PAINT )   LMAO Whats red  and smells like paint? Can water get any wetter?
Blah
You are Red! Red people are passionate and fiery. You do everything with energy and vibrance. You probably have a bit of a temper, too. :) You are always up for an adventure, and you almost never get tired! You have an intensity that is hard for some people to stand, but your friends love it about you. You are probably very opinionated and loyal, jumping up to defend the ones you love when they need you. You can sometimes be a little rash - quick to make decisions without really considering the outcome. As a general rule, you follow your heart more than your head. You can be competitive, and are probably good at just about everything. You, in a nutshell: Passionate, energized, loyal, intense, competent, extroverted, adventurous. RED!
New Five Finger Death Punch Video
"Hard to See" Hard to See
Leveling
If you need help leveling or need some rates..please let me know...after all that is what friends are for.  BUT please return the favor...either rate me or if your busy..a bling is always nice for the both of us.  One hand washes the other.  I dont mind helping..but dont take advantage of a good thing because the FU has changed a lot and not too many people like to rate anymore.   Thanks and good luck..XOXOX  Leave me a private messege and I will get back to ASAP.
Wtf
Why is it that when people say that they are your friend and you do things for them but when you stop they either forget you ever existed or they block you. And then blame you for getting blocked.  What is it with some people on here?!?!?!?!
Voodoo
The funniest turf feed evermade by one chicken...from top to bottom December 18, 2009 in a quiet turf called VooDoo Nitrofish=> fu...: [pvt]: srry Fuc.... he has geared up...... fuckin' shitpants..... SEXY SKITTLE PIRATE JOLLY ROGER (OWNED BY ALWAYSASMILE)'s mob of 500 fought with: 68 Leopard II Main Battle Tanks, 4 Blast Shelters, 7 Tactical Utility Vehicles, 496 Full-Body Tactical Armors, 500 M134D Gatling Guns, 425 Armored Trucks........Tasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: but yet still you winTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: fuck shitpantsTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: he done buyed his way out nitroTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: blinging fuckerTasty Voodoo Ch...: shitpants, think of your turf and just surrender, we will not go away!!!!Tasty Voodoo Ch...: or do you not care for what they want?Tasty Voodoo Ch...: stupid prideTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: let his people fuck with that notionTasty Voodoo Ch...: see unlike you we do not block our enemies bring itTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: I will get the dickwe
A Quiz Thingy Borrowed From ~t~'s Blog
1. What time did you get up this morning?-- 10:30 AST2. How do you like your steak?-- medium rare3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Sherlock Holmes *fantastic*4. What is your favorite TV show? Lost Law & Order SVU5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Sweden, no contest.6. What did you have for breakfast? I haven't quite gotten around to brekkie yet.
Lots Of Fun Past This You Will Love It
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All About Me....
I am a 31 year old single mother of 2.  I live in Hermiston Oregon and am a full time student at Blue Mountain Community College.  I like hanging out with my friends, and spending time with my kids, and visiting family.  I am currently studying to recieve my AAS in Early Childhood Education.  I rarely have time to go out and meet new people, so I spend some time online and like making new friends either way.  Im a very outgoing person but at the same time very conservative.  Im easy to get along with and enjoy lots of activities.  I am up for any friendship and am looking forward to meeting some new people!
The Adventure Of The Missing Hat And Pipe
Well, Holmes, my theory is that a Dr.Edmund Chinnery is the culprit. He travelled to London from a strange northern town called royston Vasey and booked into a hotel on baker Street on the night before the robbery. With him he brought as circus-trained dog who was to be the thief. I know this because I found a dog collar in the parlour, and inscribed on a tiny metal plate were the words "You're my dog now". He intended to sell the hat & pipe at an auction room on the coast, at a port called Flea Bay. It is well known that items belonging to the rich & famous always fetch high prices there. However, the autioneer is renowned to be a greedy, vulgar man who rudely greets winning bidders with his outstretched hand and cry of "Pay, pal". At the moment I have no further evidence to back up my idea, and would gratefully request your speculation on the case, if any. Your loyal servantDr Watson My dear Watson,It has come to my attention that a Mrs Doyle, who resides on a small island
Mean People
I HAVE NO USE FOR MEAN PEOPLE, IF YA WANNA BE NASTY FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO BE NASTY TO. I'M NOT THE ONE. I CARE ABOUT PEOPLE MORE THAN I SHOULD BUT YA KNOW WHAT THAT'S A CHANGIN . WANNA GET LIPPY WITH ME YOU WON'T LIKE ME RETURN FIRE & I DO MEAN FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T FORGET ,I'M A BIG GIRL ,RAISED MYSELF ON THE STREET & I AINT TAKIN NO CRAP FROM ANYONE KNOW THAT ,LIVE IT & DEAL WITH IT!!!!!! IF YOU WANNA FIGHT KNOW IT 'LL BE SHORT & SWEET BE PREPARED TO PICK YOU A!! UP OF THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WON'T HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE THAT ARE DRAMA , WANT TO FIGHT OR WANNA BE STUPID. I DON'T YELL ,I DON'T GET FREAKED OUT ABOUT OTHER WOMEN!!! I DON'T PLAY THE GAMES, I WILL WALK RIGHT NOW . I TAKE CARE OF ME & MY KOOL CAT T.J. DONT NEED ANYONE TO TAKE CARE OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life
life is a comedy for those who think... and a tragedy for those who feel
My Writing
I look at her everyday and I am reminded Of everything you have done It isn't her fault that you are who you are But yet for some reason you don't want her.   She is so beautiful why wouldn't you want her I tried to convince you that she is yours But now I am done trying so now I say no she isn't yours she is mine.   You don't deserve someone so pure and beautiful SO you have lost her forever and you have lost me I can't deal with the pain of knowing what you have done You lost the best thing you ever had and I don't mean me.   You have done so many things in your life And the only good thing you lost forever So know now that you did this to yourself And no there is no more chance of getting it back.                                                       I AM DONE AND I HAVE LEARNED JUST WHO YOU ARE. I watch as you go day to day And I see the struggles you go through But yet your always there To offer whenever we need someone.   People say that change is good B
Perpetual...
im so fucking sick of this feeling. im sick of feeling passed up, over-looked, left behind, used, unworthy, not good enough, irrelevant.....i dont want to do it anymore. i guess ive always felt that putting up w/ the bullshit proved your dedication. ride or die, right? thats ok, you go for that other girl. ill be waiting right here when thats over. im always here. always waiting. and it just seems to be one guy after another and another. they dont want a gf right now. at least thats what they tell you. then they meet someone else, and suddenly do. im like fucking "good luck, chuck". cant find a gf? date amanda casually, and refuse to make a commitment, you'll meet the girl of your dreams in the process. fuck, actually DATE amanda and that seems to happen. im sick of being treated like im so insignificant. as if its just ok to treat me this way, because what am i going to do about it, right? cry? oh well..... im done. i mean that. i really cant take it anymore. im
Thoughts
Got to thinking this week, I know a dangerous thing.  I'm new at this, so forgive me.... Recently I got hurt by a guy I cared alot for.  The funny thing is, like an angel, I made a friend just before it ended.. That friend has been absolutely wonderful.  He stood by me and listened to me cry, he helped me to be strong, to hold to my values when I wanted to sell myself short.  In just a few weeks he has come to mean alot to me.. So as I sit here and think of him, I got to wondering, how long does love truly take?  I have often told people to beware of infatuation, that soulmates don't exist.  Lately I have begun to wonder if I was kidding myself.  Friendship is a wonderful thing.  Never before have I felt that I can just call him, depend on him to be there.  I am very independent. I never lean on anyone for long... and I am not used to having someone that knows what a friend truly is.  And in teh same way, although I would do much for my friends, I have never truly done all that he h
Jam Online
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Good Bye To Heavens Devils Playground
Flirty Ways
LOVE YOU ALL...bigboned, slim, short, or tall... ladies how would you rate yourself's as a love make from 1-10?... hit me up plz...
This Is Something
Money cannot buy us love. We cannot change someone into what we want them to be. Also, anything or anyone that does not lead us to GOD has no value. We were created for one purpose, to serve GOD. Yeah, it may seem easier said than done, but it can be accomplished. It takes obedience, prayer, being a doer of The WORD of GOD and repentance from sin. Cut all associations with sin. Cleanse your surroundings from everything that causes you to stumble. Call upon GOD and seek HIS Direction in everything. Do not put your eternity in the hands of man; seek GOD for the path HE wants you on, so you can be who HE wants you to be. Repent (turn totally away) from sin. Be baptized in The Name of Jesus Christ and ask to be filled with & directed by THE SPIRIT OF GOD. Prayerfully study, apply and obey The Word of GOD, no matter what others are saying or doing. FATHER GOD, in The Name of JESUS CHRIST we come before YOU, thankful for life this day YOU have made. Please, have mercy on us and
Why?
Why is it so hard to find a good girl around here?
Something To Think About
Hey everyone i just wanted to say my net will be shut off as of tonight so i will no longer be online except for the weekends so i j uts wented to let you all know i luv ya and ill miss you see you all next weekend! Why do people do the things they do? why do friends have to fight why do they make it so hard? i hate to choose its so hard to do takin sides is a bad thing to do and i wont do it. i love my friends and im always there when they need me but plz dont fight cause i hate drama drama drama! i love you all my dear friends Ummmmm i just wanted to tell you umm dont take this the wrong way or nothing but ummm Hi!!lmao
The One And Only..
i posted 2 new pics. check them out and let me know what you think... sorry i haven't been on in a while.. i've been camping out for 4 days to buy the ps3.. but im back now.. well hello... i hate blogs.. thats all i have to say.. thanks for taking the time to read me ramble on about nothing.. thanks again..
Check Out My Family Members On Lost Cherry!
Hey, here is my newest family member. I invited him and he decided to join our great community. He hasn't posted anything just yet but he is learning the ropes. Please show him some love! Dream Weaver@ LostCherry EDIT---He has posted a few things on his profile now. If you visit his page he will return the favor but be patient please. He is still learning the ropes. Thank you all for showing him some love! Kitten Baby@ LostCherry Okay, it wouldn't let me link to this family member's profile so I am just going to leave the lost cherry link here. Hopefully you can get to it. Sorry Kat! http://lostcherry.com/katsdream
So Called Friends
No offense but... People are getting too lazy on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually read this. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bullentin. Let's see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are...Repost this if you are a friend..Don't reply...just copy and paste this in a new bullentin as "So-called friends" Hope I will see you post
* A Never Ending Fantasy *
CO-CREATING A NEW COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS FOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM by Ani Jangchub Dolma The start of a new millennium is a momentous event of great significance. We have an opportunity, like the new year, to begin anew. There are immense changes taking place in this time and I would like to suggest the possibility that not only do we each have the capability to pray, meditate and envision a new reality for ourselves and others, as indeed many groups have been doing for years, but that by doing so collectively and consciously, all over the planet as the new millennium begins, we could achieve a giant shift in consciousness. Our minds create our reality. We discover this as we work to free ourselves from confining, repressive, negative situations. It doesn't happen overnight, training the mind out of its negative patterns, but it is possible. Equally we can, by focusing together, change our collective reality and create the new world we wish to live in. Can we conceive of a w
My Writtings
She sat in the dark cold room. Waiting, just waiting for someone, anyone to acknowledge her presence. To save her, to let her go into the world. A world where she was free. But no one came they just watched her sit in the cold dark padded room. Everyone thought she was crazy. She just guessed that this proved them all right. She knew she wasn’t crazy; she was just lost in the world. She has a deep amount of sadness imbedded into her head. She knew no one would ever understand her. BLOODY REALITY No one felt the way she felt. No one knew how she truly was inside. If only she told someone what was happening she wouldn’t be in this mess. Someone would know what was going on in her mind. She can still remember how it all began; the moment is still fresh in her mind. “Why do I even bother?” Phyer was sitting on her bed complaining about her mother once again. “Your mom is a bitch; you just have to deal with it.” I’ve heard this all before the only thing I ever see Phyer and Seth fight about
Lanie's Closet (content Personal)
Yet again he comes to me with his questions. And what does he think it will accomplish? Does he need me to tell him the truth? He already knows the answers he is asking me, so why does he do it? I am not cruel. I loved him with all of me. I took those vows I said I do...and I meant it. He says he meant it, he says he loved me. He just couldnt show me, he didnt know how to love me. I could understand that I suppose, and I have forgiven him for walking out. I dont call him and tell him I blame him for any of my unhappiness. I dont know that its my job to ease his worries. I hope he can find peace within himself. We do have a beautiful son, and that is my only concern. I can't fix anyone but me. I will say my peace and refer every guy to this blog because this is what I want you all to know. I am a single mother of two..estranged from my husband and am hoping to soon get that nightmare behind me. I am not interested in being someones plaything...or being sexually exciting via some
Cute Funnies
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Buick into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is... "Top o' the mornin to ya". As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger. "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimes the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at General Motors think of everything... LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE. FORWARD ONTO PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK THAT WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS...INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. PUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANIMAL IN THE SUBJECT LINE AND PASS IT ON. January 01 - 09 ~ Dog January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse January 25 - 31 ~ Lion February 01 - 05 ~ Cat February 06 - 14 ~ Dove Februar
Marq's Music (video Guitar Blogs)
^Working on my song "Soul Cleansing" ***Turn down your volume*** ~[]~ The lyrics go something like this.... This is to my shadowself... To break straight through & cleanse myself... Of the aberrations that deeply dwell... I must excavate my soul now well! So I shovel til I reach the core... Down to my festering wounds & bleeding sores, From all this trauma I‘ve endured... Wondering why must I suffer for?! So this is to my shadowself, To shatter through & dissect myself, An now I open up just to reveal... All this twisted torment that I feel! Like mother.... what did you abandon me for? & father?.... why did you beat your boy? Both have left me bruised & sore Some of the many wounds that need cured!! But now I just struggle to concoct a plan! To make sure the pain can’t come back again! & finally, then I will be whole,... Having told & unearthed my soul... =| Composed by S.M(arQ).Hall Copyright 2007 'All Rights Reserved' This is a classic song,
Closure
March 6, 1980 is a day that I will never forget. I was 14 years old. My dad used to work for a large steel company here in Dallas and he was in the Steelworker’s union. This particular night, he was at a union meeting and my mother had allowed me to stay up later than usual so that I could see my dad before I went to bed. Well, my dad came home from his meeting and had brought me a chocolate shake from our local Dairy Queen. He handed me the shake and said, “This is just because I love you”. Shocked I was, because my father really didn’t say that to me often… I drank my shake, hung out with my dad for a few minutes, and then headed off to bed. (Much later, I realized that he must have known…) The next morning, at about 6:00am, I was awakened by my mother’s frantic screaming out in the hall outside the restroom…”Melvin, please open the door”….”Melvin, please answer me”…. I bolted up out of bed to see what the commotion was and found that my dad had been in the bathroom, my mother
Like A Music Box
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Party Like A Rockstar!
Who's comin'? I'm sure they'll be a point where I get topless ;)
Help Him Out
Please comment his pic he really needs ur help USMaverick' http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=188454&albumid=486863&i=2094682670 @ fubar
General B.s.
I'm on the road alot/ Not all hotels or venues have internet access. So, if I'm not on for a while dont get all butt sore and start leaving me shitty notes in my shoutbox. Duh, I wont get them for a while. Just be patient and relax. I'll get to you when I can. If its that important I get to you, give me ur number and when I'm bored in the van or waiting for the show to start I'll call you.
Fire!!
Most of you don't know...But the day before Thanksgiving of '06, my house burned down and I was hurt really bad. I got burned saving my two young boys (they were 2 and 4 at the time) from the burning house. They were unhurt in any way-thank god!!! I was burned on my face, neck, chest, down my throat, and my lungs, plus I suffered bad smoke inhalation. I was in the Lehigh Valley burn center in Allentown, Pa for about 2 months on life support. I had a skin graft on my right hand-I had a full thickness 3rd degree burn there. I was pretty much burned down to the bone. My mobility and sensation in my hand isn't the greatest. The other burns were all 2nd and mild 3rd degree burns. We lost pretty much everyhing that we owned. We just bought a new house in May. I have not been back to work since the fire, b/c of my hand. Also since the fire my voice still comes on goes (i had no voice for about 4 months after the fire) I'm not sleeping very well since the fire b/c of nightmares and
Sexy Daddys Gurl
Help a sexy new friend level up...shes too fine and you can always use a new friend right? Just click the pic and rate and fan and add her will ya?...MUAH! *Daddy's Gurl~Proud Member of the Confederate Bombers Family*@ fubar
Guess Who's Back
Hey guys as you know i went on vacation for a few days and something happened. I met a really awesome girl and after spending some time with her we have decided to start dating. I will still be online and am willing to chat with everyone but it cannot go above a PG rating. Take care all i love all yall and hope for the best for you. i may on be on for another couple of days from unpacking and getting myu stuff put away. bye all. Hey gang sry i took off for so long, i did get moved and will be starting a new job soon. i may not be on as much as i used tio be but will try and come on whenever i can. *hugs* to all keep me posted on stuff.
Stay
STAY CUZ I HARDLY SMILE WHEN U AINT WITH ME STAY CUZ A HEART WITHOUT A HOME IS JUST EMPTY STAY CUZ OF INSIDE JOKES AND MEMORIES ..STAY CUZ WITHOUT U COMPLETE I WILL NEVER BE STAY CUZ OF BREAKFAST AT NIGHT STEAK IN THE MORNING STAY CUZ I KNOW EXACTLY WHEN YA BODY'S CALLIN STAY CUZ MY SCRATCHES AND BRUISES WHO GON PATCH EM AND SOOTH EM WHO GONNA TELL ME HOW IM ACTING IS FOOLISH WHEN I HAD TOO MANY DRINKS AND ACTIN ALL STUPID WHO GONNA TELL ME TO RELAXE AND COOL IT BEFORE THE COPS COME AND IM BACK IN JAIL MAD AND FRUITLESS. STAY CUZ WE AINT GETTING NO YOUNGER STAY CUZ LONLINESS IS THE EPITOMY OF HUNGER AND DESPERATE MEN DO DESPERATE THINGS STAY CUZ I DONT WANNA LOSE U WORD TO EVERYTHING ..... STAY CUZ WE PROMISED TO GROW OLD TOGETHER GRAY HAIRS GET ELECTRIC WHELL CHAIRS AND ROLL TOGETHER ..STAY CUZ WHEN EVER U GOT AN ATTITUDE I BUG U STAY WITH ME CUZ STAY
Please Help !!!
http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1030021970 HEY FREINDS FAMILY N FANS I NEED YOUR HELP TO LEVEL I NEED SPACE TO UPLOAD PICS OF SKYE HOPEFULLY WE WILL BEHAVING HER TODAY SO PLEASE HELP ME LEVEL GUYS ILL TRY ME BEST TO HELP YOU OUT WHEN I CAN HERE'S MY PROFILE LINK DJ DADDY D.E.A.T.H.™ {Co Owner of Ace Cafe & TBR!!}@ fubar THANX IF U CAN TAKE CARE !!!!
Lifestyles
Some friends of mine have started a website. Feel free to check it out. It's all about just being silly and having fun...anonymously! NO MENTION of it on my page tho...as my hubby doesn't know about it and I'd like to keep it that way! It's still under construction, but you can see how it's going so far! And keep coming back to see what new pics are posted!!!! Here's the link http://scott.geekpowered.net/jugs/jugs.htm Tell everyone you know to visit!! Ladies...if you want to join in on the fun...just send a pic and an e-mail to the link on there! What happened to the goth crowd? Is it just me…or does being goth no longer mean what it used to mean? I've been pondering this since last night. Beazil…definitely a true goth…had time to go out last night and headed up to what was once his favorite place to be- The Church. He doesn't get to go very often now. Work schedules have made it difficult. However, in the recent times he's been able to go up t
Shity!
Toilet Paper Current mood: crappy Category: Shopping Something you never think about, till you get down to the last sheet.... Lets look at toilet paper, shell we....... Man, are there a lot of brands out there or what...and styles, wow. Ones with quilts, one with pillows...(pillows, i don't want to sleep with the damn stuff) one with stars, one ply, two ply, no ply.....200 sheets, 5000 sheets.(5000 sheets, get out)...makes my head spin.....takes me 20 minutes in the paper isle. Single roll, double roll....triple roll (can't even get that one on the damn roller)...and scent, you want smell, check out your T.P. (before u use it)...you want jasmine, you got it!!!....honeysuckle, right again, flower mist....you get the point.......and color, we got white, blue, green, pink, flowered, stripped....a virtual paint store. maybe it's just me but IDK what color it is as long as my hand dosn't go though it......and versatile, man, this stuff is great...You can write a letter on
Own Me For A Month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE'S THE LINK TO BID ON ME!! OWN ME FOR A MONTH!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=993496&albumid=801753&i=3286984061 .. BaBii's AuCtiOn… January 15th to January 22nd Here is your chance to OWN the one you want!!! RULES 1. You may bid on anyone you like even on yourself. 2. Your bid has to be HIGHER then the previous one. 3. IF you have SERIOUS ISSUES with anyone that bids (IF THEY ARE STALKING YOU) please inform me and i will romove them from the auction. 4. NO rude comments. 5. You may bid with Fubucks, Tickers, Blasts, ViC's or Happy Hours. 6. Tickers, Blasts, ViC's and Happy Hours are above ANY fubuck bids. 7. All the proceeds go to the person being auctioned. 8. I am NOT responsible if some one renegs! 9. I am Only in this for the points! 10. At the end of the auction the HIGHEST bidder will WIN/TAKE OWNERSHIP of the person for 1 month. What Do You Get From The Person You Own??? -All Pics Rated -All Stash Rated -A Salute Pic From Them With Y
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Sappy Writing
A dream of love lost, the broken soul the cost, hurt and pain abound, crying the only sound, love has fled from my life, nothing left but grief and strife, such is the way it is.... A touch, A look, your smile, I would stand for an eternity just to have one...
Car Show & Our Drifting Seasn
Definately want to go to the Expo next weekend and check out the Hot Cars, HAWT Models and Live Entertainment going down!The "official" UnNatural VIP afterpartyAnd yes, oh yes.... the Drifting series is back for this season!Repost this, friends! :)
Actors
A Adam Sandler Anthony Hopkins Al Pacino Andy Garcia Anthony Hopkins B Ben Affleck Ben Stiller Bill Murray Billy Crystal Brad Dourif Brad Pitt Bruce Campbell Bruce Willis C Chevy Chase Chi McBride Chris Tucker Clint Eastwood Christian Bale Christopher Walken D Dan Aykroyd David Caruso Danny Trejo David Spade Denis Leary Dustin Hoffman Donal Logue E Eddie Murphy Edward Norton Eric Roberts Eugene Levy F French Stewart G Gary Oldman Gary Sinise Gene WilderGeorge Clooney H Harrison Ford Harry Shearer Hank Azaria Harvey Keitel Harvey Korman Hugh Jackman Hugo Weaving J Jack Black Jackie Chan Jamey Sheridan Jason Lee Jason Statham Jeff Daniels Jim Carrey Joe Pantoliano Joe Pesci John Cusack John Hurt John Travolita Jon Voight Jeremy Piven K Keanu Reeves Kevin Bacon Kevin Durand Kevin Smith Kevin Spacey Kurt Russell L Laurence Fishburne Leonardo DiCaprio Liam Neeson M Matt Damon Mel Brooks Michael Caine Michael Madsen Migue
5 Million Dollar Shamrock!!
So here we go again, another contest and I once again need your help. Buy me shamrocks lol! Every shamrock that you buy for me, I will post below for all to see! Help me with this one please!
Relationship Crap ...
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH. THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE. THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE OTHER FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT." LEARN
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Stuff
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I Have Made My Mind Up!
1- I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you 2- I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk 3- I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants 4- I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" 5- I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole 6- I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things 7- I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club 8- I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy.(NOT MEANING NOTHING BY THIS ONE) I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to Talk To, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, & and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
Don't Know What To Say!
Just wanted to know if anyone's caught a fart and painted it purple before........Lmfao:P
Verify This
You think the war in Iraq is costing us too much? Read this: WE have been hammered with the propaganda that it is the Iraq war and the war on terror that is bankrupting us. I now find that to be RIDICULOUS. I hope the following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them. I have included the URL's for verification of all the following facts: 1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments. Verify at: http://...com/zob77 2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens. Verify at: http://wwwcis..org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html 3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens. Verify at: http://wwwcis..org/articles/2004/fiscalexechtml 4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school
Top Blogs
The upbringing of children is the main responsibility of the parent. But the rest of the world does have a large influence on them and it changes at the different ages of the child. The biggest problem is that the parent is trying to wean their child and the world is trying to absorb them. So if the foundation isn't strong and the child isn't strong, the world can erase much of the child's proper upbringing. Sadly, due to a child's own personal makeup, they have their own destiny programmed into them and sometimes proper parenting and good worldly lessons still aren't enough and the child goes bad. Sadly, due to a child's own personal makeup, they have their own destiny programmed into them and sometimes proper parenting and good worldly lessons still aren't enough and the child goes bad. (I think that is when the devil has somehow worked on and taken control of that child) So, when it comes to schooling, thats just another wing of training up a child. All children are different,
Change
Yes, indeed. Your soul is housed in a physical body. That physical body is a temporary state of being that allows your soul to have physical experiences. First, you are intricate to the universe's evolutionary plan of perfection. The soul is an entity that has a mission, if you will, and that is somewhat hedonistic, or self-serving, and that is to learn, to adapt, and to survive. Now this is where the duality of awareness comes into play. You see, each person, or physical manifestation has its own physical structure, think of a house and the general contractor you would hire to build your house. Each contractor comes with a different skill set, knowledge base and ability. Your parents, who donate their DNA to your physical development, are in a sense contractors who contribute different things, that come with their physical history, to your birthing process - you inherit those things. Now, to make this more complicated you also have a brain, within the physical
2nd Alarm Hotties Vday Auction
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2279585&albumid=1467935&i=318652567&idx=39 Come Vote on your Favorite Hottie.... DLS is doing a christmas auction.. Click on the link and bid on me. http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=455787&albumid=1380888&i=1310151469&idx=0#3953424623
Terror Brothers
http://terrorbrothersradio.forumdes.com/index.php
Adapting To Fubar
I'm so new to Fubar that it's all pretty surreal to me. Anyone who's been on Myspace knows it's a total crock to meet people there, or I should say members of the opposite sex. I really don't know what I'll get out of this. Been divorced for 5 months now after 6 years of marriage and I suppose this site is my answer for now. No one wants to be a statistic. When I first married, I was like, "Wow, awesome! This is for life!" because I was actually that much in love. Then 7 years later she calls it off. Needless to say it hurt. I left and moved back to my old stomping grounds where one month later I got a Border Collie puppy to fill that void. Plus, I love those fucking dogs. So smart. But the trick was to find things to keep me from sulking and falling into a pit of misery. Well, starting a new job helped out a lot, and then also getting back into cartooning which I had done years and years before. Now things are really looking up and 2011 seems as if it's going to be the breaking year
What The Hell
was it worth it humm youll know in the morning does any one know this song who writes it ( im in love with stacys mom--- )stacys mom has got it going on oo stacy cant you see you just not the one for me blaa blaa blaa and your choice hummm luv ya all peoples be good have fun....
10 Things
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I am an outstanding cook. 2) I tend to read at least one book per week 3) I have been arrested, detained or questioned 6 times in 3 different countries. 4) My sister is the coolest F'in chick in the world. 5) My parents live in China. 6) I have unusually large parts of my body that do not match my actual size (My two big toes - HUGE!) 7) In the ten professional years I have worked, I have made almost 200k in a year, and as little as 2k... The 2k year was my favorite. 8) My favorite quote of all time is from a really dumb movie: Van Wilder: "Don't take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive." My next is
Ramblings
First off this doesn’t apply to everyone, all of my close family and friends please disregard because you ALL rock!!! I’m super open and honest and hold no punches, like it or not it’s me so deal with it or delete me, delete me and I wouldn’t want you as a friend anyway so GFY.. : ) So for a few months I’ve been bombing people like crazy and the same thoughts keep popping into my mind over and over. Why is it so hard for people to write an email that takes 10 seconds to say thank you? I never ask for ANYTHING from ANYBODY.. I was brought up in a VERY strict Italian family and taught a lot of respect, I do my best to say “thanks” to everyone but am sometimes overwhelmed with many, many pages of email and it takes me time to get through it all lol.. If I don’t say thanks personally I usually wind up bombing you lol… Bombs and auto’s aren’t cheap and a lot of the people (especially the beggars) don’t get this.. I do
One Wish
One wish If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.
Soulmate
Incompatible, it dont matter thoughcause someones bound to hear my cry Speak out if you do Youre not easy to find Is it possible Mr. Loveable Is already in my life? Right in front of me Or maybe youre in disguise Here we are again, circles never end How do I find the perfect fit Theres enough for everyone But I'm still waiting in line Most relationships seem so transitory Theyre all good but not the permanent one Who doesnt long for someone to hold Who knows how to love you without being told Somebody tell me why Im on my own If theres a soulmate for everyone
Douchebags & Bitches Of Fubar
Animal Abuse
Animal Abuse Please master, I am so tired of hurtingDid you know that I only wanted you to love me and give me lots of praise and affection? Why did you choose to yell and scream at me when I misbehaved, at times resorting to physical abuse? Remember, you were the ones who chose to take me home. After you separated me from my mother, sisters, and brothers, why did you change your mind? Wasn't I the same soft, lovable, cuddly puppy? Was I wrong in expecting you to be my new family? When I pottied in your domain, it wasn't that I was stupid, like you yelled. After all, going potty at any time or place was very natural for me. Did you really think that I was just trying to displease you? I just didn't understand what you expected from me. Can you imagine how totally crushed and humiliated I felt when you shoved my face in the messes I made and then threw me outside? How about the time you kicked me across the living room, calling me a dumb stupid mutt? I, like you, have sensitive fee
Contests
ok so here is the deal i am running a custom made picture contest for 7/28/09 it will end at 8 pm EST... here are the PRIZES!!!! 1st place gets CB,AUTO and 1,000,000 FuBusks....2nd place gets choice of CB or AUTO and 100,000 FuBucks...3rd place gets BLING and 10,000 FuBUcks. Make sure you send me the link to your pics to be added into the contest GOOD LUCK to all who enter :)
Stuff
POEM – THE DASHThis poem was written by Linda Ellis.  She wrote it while working at a company with a tense working environment.  She saw people’s priorities were messed up.  The bosses and her fellow employees were worrying far too much about what seemed to be unimportant in the larger scope of life.  A letter was sent around her office written by a wife of an employee who was dying.  Her words were: “Regrets?  I have a few.  Too much worrying!  I worried about finding the right husband, and having children, being on time, being late and so on.It all works out and would have worked out without the worries or fears.  If only I would have known then, what I know now.  We all are going to die.  Stop worrying, start loving and living.”The Dash – Linda EllisI read of a man who stood to speak   at the funeral of a friend.He referred to the dates on her tombstone   from the beginning...to the end.He noted that first came the date of her birth   and spoke of the f
What Is Cheating
you are in a room that has four walls a floor and a roof there are no windows or doors and the only things in the room are a lght a mirror and a table how do you get out? again by useing words to salve the puzzle     what is a play on words? "play on words" "a humorous use of a word with more than one meaning or that sounds like another word The name of the shop - 'Strata Various' - is a play on words, because it sounds like 'Stradivarius', the famous violin maker.". really what is cheating? does it just have to be sex to be cheating? I feel that cheat is more than that. lets say your spouse was spending time with someone else either sex more than you. lets say they play videos games or go out to the movies or go out to the club. to me that is cheating you out of you time with your spouse. lets say your spouse talk is about how they feel about your relationship to a friend or relative and doesn’t talk to you. to me that is cheating you out of knowing the
Sexy Stories
It had been long time. The thought had been with me since I boarded in the plane in Providence 5 hours ago.   Now here I was in Detroit and wondering if she would be happy to see me or not, things had been tense over the last couple of years. You couldn’t blame her for being a little bit perturbed with me, I could have told her that it was just friends with benefits long before I did.  She didn’t shut me out though, not even after I’d gotten married we’d still e-mailed almost daily and talked once a week since it had all gone bad. (I still wondered if she was hanging on to something. I guess I was about to find out.)   I’d had no intention of being in Detroit, but work had a way of putting me places that I never expected to be these days. I knew when I heard Jonesy, my boss, on the phone saying, “This is not a problem!”, that I was pretty much screwed. Twenty minutes later he came out of his office handed me a work order, told me to go home a
Hurt Me
Well what can i say. I am 29 divorced and have 3 beautiful wonderful kids that are 7 , 9, and 11. I have been through a lot in my life and tired of all the bullshit. My marriage lasted for about 6yrs and then been through 3 other serious relationships since then and all of them didnt work out either. Im the kind of guy that puts all of my heart and soul into something when im serious about certain things. I know what i want and i go after it. Call me stupid but im a determined kind of guy and i dont give up easily. Ive obviously been hurt quite a bit otherwise i wouldnt be putting it all out there like this. I dont know what i can do to change things to make people see how i really am cause i do a really good job of hiding things now. Cause every time i show how i really am i end up getting hurt all of the time. Its the people that i am right in front of that have been there the whole time that dont even see it cause they are too blind or dumb to even notice that right in front of them
Isn't It Funny?
I think it is funny, that once your V.I.P runs out , people don't exist.  Do I take that as people are greedy ? Or that people are Just waaay too lazy . Do people talk on here anymore ? ... after the venting .. lol How is YOUR day ? :)
Sick Of Ppl Complaining They Dont Want To Hear About 9-11
im sick to death of hearing the tards complain they dont want to hear about 9-11 anymore.  its a day no one will ever forget. no one should forget. do u really think we should forget all those ppl who innocently lost their lives? or the men and women who fight for us everyday. we remember on this day the most. ill never forget seeing that smoke when my whole school was sent home that day. never forget wondering if my aunt was still alive. my aunt watched her best friend walk back into the towers for the last time. morya smith may she rip was the only female nypd officer to die that day. should her daughter who was 4 years old forget her especially on this day? should her husband forget her too? we remember this day for everyone past and present. we remember for our future. we remember so we will never back down and give in to what they want. we will never be scared. you dont like hearing about it the shut ur ears and do something else. stop fucking complaining. oh and for the ass who s
So High
Here's to all the guys who used to be her number one. The ones who waited all night for her to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning & be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, & moved on with your life, only to have her walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to her say, "I only want to be your friend", one day, and the next, listened to her say how much he loves & misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took her back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving her another chance, caught crap from our parents, & even snuck around to see her for while. We went through.
Smiling Bobs Fav Poam
 was the night before christmas and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Dad at the whore house mom smokin grass and I'd settled.. down for a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter! He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew right away that fat fucker fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer! He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart! He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight piss on u all and have one hell of a night! MONEY IS SHORT TIMES ARE HARD HERE'S YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMAS CARD!!!
Hello There
Ama new here and need to check it out so add me and help me out to do background
Just Getting Started
JOKE I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding onU.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS.I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.The lady took out the required information and handed it to me andstated she had a concealed carry permit.  I was somewhat surprised (dueto her advanced age) to hear this. I looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at thistime. She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glovebox. Something---body language, or the way she said it made me want to ask ifshe had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock inher center console. I asked her if that was all. She responded onceagain that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. Ithen asked her what was she so afraid of? She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!" Seniors - Don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid. Hello, Simple questio
Please Hear What I'm Not Saying
Please Hear What I'm Not Saying                  Don't be fooled by me.                Don't be fooled by the face I wear                for I wear a mask, a thousand masks,                masks that I'm afraid to take off,                and none of them is me.                  Pretending is an art that's second nature with me,                but don't be fooled,
Kelly Stone
(Sports Network) - The Texas Rangers try to open their season with consecutive wins this evening when they resume their season-opening three-game series against the Boston Red Sox at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington. New Orleans Saints Meachem Jersey . The vaunted Rangers offense picked up right where they left off last season, as pinch-hitter David Murphys two-run double on the chalk sparked a four-run rally in the bottom of the eighth, lifting Texas to a 9-5 victory on the day they raised their first American League pennant. Obviously any hit in that type of situation feels great, Murphy said. To be successful in that situation is as good of feeling as there is in the game. My first reaction was it was going to be foul, but it was staying straight instead of tailing off like it normally does. I was running and then I saw it hit chalk. Elvis Andrus and Josh Hamilton added RBI doubles in the pivotal frame, and Neftali Feliz struck out two in a perfect ninth to cap the cele
College Makes Me Tired
it's not just the late hours studying, the part time job that is a must as an adult or the teachers that make you want to claw out your eyes, it's the kid next to you that argues with everything the teacher says even though they are wrong and the parking garage that no matter HOW SLOW YOU"RE GOING it STILL sounds like you are BURNING OUT! damn. oh well. i'm enjoying it at least. i'm on route to my psychology/theatre degree and my masters, then my PhD. i'm going to be tired for several more years to come...awesome..
Holly's Blog
Well it's safe to say that I'm in the midst of depression. I wish I could pin point one specific reason. Maybe it's because my daughter tells me she hates me because of recent events, maybe it's because one of my best friends is mad at me or maybe it's because I feel I have no chance to make up my mistakes with someone. I wish that my daughter didn't feel that way. Like it's all my fault and that she is losing her daddy because of me. That's not the case at all. I know AJ and I know that he cares about her and he wouldn't just leave her because things went wrong between us. One of my best friends recently turned her back on me when I needed her the most. She fought with AJ and my friends saying some horrible things and making up several lies. I don't know what I had done to her to deserve this. I feel like I can't make up for the mistakes that I had made with AJ. I wish I could. I would do anything or say anything to be able to turn back time to that one night where e
Phantom Odds And Ends
Phantom, by request For the final night of the Phantom performance Doc McGhee, Gene Simmons with Shannon and Pam with Evan attended. Evan was dressed up as the Phantom. He was singing "Music of the Night" while people were leaving. Some area TV news were there. Paul said a few words at the very end. He thanked Toronto and thanked Pantages for making many peoples dreams come true, including his. He also stated he was the last person hired to do the Phantom and is the last person to leave the stage which was quite an honor. They closed with the entire cast and employees of the Pantages Theatre on stage singing "Music of the Night". And then was closed off with a firecracker display and a spray of confetti with balloons. I'll tell you one thing though, every KISS fan in there...all they needed to see right then and there is Gene hop on stage and sing Rock & Roll All Nite Final Lair Part one Toronto Final Lair Part two Toronto Phantom Theater Bonus Feature As hard as
Random Polls And Stuff
So my ex gf has a problem with her current bf and I had to ask it on here cuz its just that interesting...and I'm bored. So u have about an hour left before youre significant other has to go to work. If u give him a blow job till he's rock hard or eat her out till she's severely wet, woulnt it make sense to have sex? BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If I were to take you out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kis
What's New Is Here
Got my bike back yesterday!! finally!! it's been nice having it back I must say. I hate not being able to ride. lol :D
Pimped - Faq's
A bunch of people are asking to join the PIMPED posse. For those who don't know, the posse is simply a small group of people who are willing to repost bulletins that are created by PIMPED in an effort to spread the word to those who may not be on the PIMPED friends list. In turn the posse is posted on the PIMPED website with links to their individual profiles to hopefully get them some more traffic. For now this is limited to 10 men and 10 women. This limit is to prevent people from getting overly spammed with the same bulletins. As the PIMPED fan base grows we will probably accept more people into the posse. Also, if existing posse members are not reposting when they are on, they will eventually be removed and their spots will be made available to you. At the moment, all 10 female positions are filled and we are not accepting more. There are still 3 male positions open and those who are interested need to send a private message to PIMPED saying so. Do not rely on profil
Life
Why are guys so complicated? I ask cause I was seein a guy and things were goin good even though we were in different states ( me in Oregon, him in Washington). Then all of a sudden tonight he says that things aren't workin out. I know that hes busy with the ARMY and all but even though he says that I didn't do anything wrong I still get the feelin that its some how my fault. Why is that? Is it wrong for me to feel that way or is it a normal thing. Well thats enough for now... feel free to comment if you want okay so I've been seein this guy for the past oh I don't know say 6 months or so and about 3 months ago he started goin to Hillsboro, Or to see a friend who is in the hospital... no problem. Well then I don't hear from him but once since then and he has been avoiding my calls, texts, IM's and so on. And now I'm hearin that hes with someone else or that he's single and I'm sittin here goin wait a minute that can't be, so I ask him and now he's pissed at me for askin what th
Resistance Is Futile ... Warp!
I've been carrying this nugget with me for around 7 years ... Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water. After a while, another ape makes an attempt with the same result - all the apes are sprayed with cold water. This continues through several more attempts. Pretty soon, when another ape tries to climb the stairs, the other apes all try to prevent it. Now, turn off the cold water. Remove one ape from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new ape sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his horror, all of the other apes attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted. Next, remove another of the original five apes and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and
Happy Birthday To Me
god another birthday lol im getting old
Calling All Angels
Well not realy sure what to say here, don't realy know where to start, so I'll just get right to it here, I know who more then a couple of you are that have a crush on me, but couldn't start to name all 22 of you, sad they don't give us some way of knowing who does, but regardless of if you have a crush on me or not I care about everyone of you and you are amazing ladies and friends, so I think it's only fair to let you all know whats going on with my health issues. As most of you know I got food poisoning a few weeks ago, and due to some ulcers I already had from years of hard drinking and abusing myself partying it damn near eat the lineing out of my stomach and I've had 2 operations over the past 4 weeks to try and fix this problem, now this morning I went to get the staples out and just see how I'm healing inside, they run a light down my stomach, did there little ultrasounds and run blood test, well apparently theres some slow healing going on and the blood test has shown s
& The Radio Keeps On Playing All These Songs About Rain .
Recently I’ve been asked on several occasions what up until this moment in my life has been my most embarrassing moment, and to my dismay, the only thing that I could think of is, “ I’m not sure.” Now I know what you’re thinking, “ this girl is completely unimaginative. “ or “ how lazy can someone be? Everyone has a most embarrassing moment”. And it isn’t that I don’t have one, believe me I have many, it’s the fact that I wouldn’t be able to narrow my lovely array of embarrassing moments to just one. In fact, I’m going to give you the honor of hearing, in their entirety my most embarrassing moments, starting as early as I can remember, in all of their glory, nothing left out, here they are. Most Embarrassing Moment #1 I was eleven and had just encountered the worst stomachache of my life. I was sitting outside talking to a neighborhood boy when I realized there was something wet between my thighs. I quickly turned bright red, thinking that maybe I had peed my pants and not known
Eroticy (view At Ya Own Discretion)
Slowly at first then faster and faster. As Scott teased her wet pussy with his tongue Anna squirmed with ectasy and pure pleasure. Scott wrapped Anna's swollen clit into his mouth, she moaned louder as he had done that. Sucking on her swollen clit Anna squeezed her nice tits together pinching her nipples as well. Scott had slipped one finger into her tightly trimmed pussy. Anna screamed in delight as she had reached her first orgasm. Her body was shaking with sheer pleasure. Scott's cock grew harder and he felt as thogh he wanted to explode but didnt and held back. Anna begged for Scott's hard cock, he wouldn't let her have it just yet. Scott removed his finger from her glistening tight pussy. Anna begs for Scott's cock again, Scott finally gives into her demands. Scott peeled his shirt off and under his shirt revealed rock hard abs, muscular arms and a tan body. Anna was in shear lust seeing Scott's hard body in front of her. Scott came to the side of Anna's bed, he had on a pair
Sorry
SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ON LATELY. I HAVE BEEN BUSY WITH WORK. I AM WORKING AT ANOTHER STORE HELPING WITH THE REMODEL. AND I AM OVERNIGHT AGAIN. SO TRYIN G TO GET USED TO CHANGING MY SLEEP HABITS ONCE AGAIN. PLUS THIS PAST WEEKEND ME AND MY FIANCE WENT TO CEDAR POINT. WE STAYED AT A HOTEL FOR THE WEEKEND. IT WAS GREAT TO GET AWAY. I MISS ALL OF YOU AND YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN. I WILL BE COMMENTING BEFORE THE WEEKEND GETS HERE OR IF NOT I WILL ON THE WEEKEND. I AM OFF SAT. AND SUN. BIG HUGS,GOD BLESS, LOVES YOU
Spiders
First time doing a blog so not sure if i am doing this right! Here we go. I cannot stand spiders, but I have been very fascinated by this spider that hangs out in the back yard near the door. I watch it almost every night. Very interesting seeing it make its web and kill its prey. Very strange but it does not change my opinion of them just intrigues me!
Goodbye Canada
I was listening to the album Radio KAOS by Roger Waters a few days ago. There is a song called Four Minutes. The following are the lyrics from that particular song. Billy: Four minutes and counting. Jim: O.K. Billy: They pressed the button, Jim. Jim: They pressed the button Billy, what button? Billy: The big red one. Jim: You mean THE button? Billy: Goodbye, Jim. Jim: Goodbye! Oh yes. This ain't au revoir, it's goodbye! Ha! Ha! Jim: This is KAOS. It's a beautiful, balmy, Southern California summer day. It's 80 degrees ... I said balmy ... I could say bomby ... Ha! Ha! ...O.K. I'm Jim and this is Radio KAOS and with only four minutes left to us, let's use this as wisely as possible. Molly: Everybody got someone they call home. Jim: Out at Dodger Stadium. It's the bottom of the seventh, the Dodgers are leading three to nothing over the Giants, and for those of you who are looking to go surfing tomorrow, too bad. (Telephone rings) Jim: I'm kinda lost in here to tell
Sneaky!!
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some coke. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing lead to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their FUN, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me". "Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are c
Broken Heart
People can say long distance romances can't work, but I believe they do. There is no distance that is too long for a heart. Yes the distance will be a difficult thing to deal with. But if two people can make a connection over the internet or phone line or whatever then ther is something there. We all have soul mates. God made sure of that. But he didn't always put us in the same city or town. Our soul mates can be scattered across the globe. Our hearts will seek the other out and one day they will find each other. Love should not be bound by distance or time. Love is never ending. Love is part of who we are. When we find that special someone, and we truly fall in love with them, that's all the matters. Distance, race, color etc. should NOT matter. All the matters is the love we share. To those who know me, I thank you for reading. To those who don't know me, I hope this will give you an inside look of a person who can love absolutely, unconditionally, and with all his heart.
Thinking? Me? Yikes!
This is something we are all encountering when we have to make calls for information or service, whether it be the mail order house or the health care provider or the computer company. We just have to be patient and try to understand what they are telling us and keepa smile on our face. By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS... In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!! Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service: Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon
Fubar!
i havent been here at fubar for long, but... i have seen alot people bitch about assholes here. i havent ran into any yet, but i kno i will. there are assholes EVERYWHERE!!! i havent left the yahoo, myspace,fubar or the internet in general becuz of assholes. hell, i just ignore them, just like i would in "real life". there are settings n such tht can be done to get rid of them. no one has to leave cuz of it. are u going to move from every neighborhood when u run into one??
To Love Or Not To Love
Is it better to have love and lost then to not love at all? The question I would ask some of you is this. Is it better to have loved someone than to have never loved at all? Some of you would say no and some would say yes. My philosophy on this subject is simple. Yes it is. I know some have been hurt and hurt very badly. I also know that this hurt has caused them to close their hearts to love again. This is such a mistake. This hurt we have all experienced in our lives. It is just life's lessons to us. It teaches us to never make those mistakes that we made in past loves but shows us that love does exist. I know that for some of you the experiences that you have had have been in some ways devastating. Please don't give up on love. By giving up, and closing your hearts, you are passing up those chances at the best experiences life has to offer you. Although at times this seems difficult we need to still be guarded but not shut off. We all have special gifts and special qualities to o
This Guy Is Mean
this guy came on the other day talking stuff about my pic and he said im a ho just like every other girl on fu. I forgot to block him and he started in on me again tonight. :( Ten afer he said wa he did he blocked me. Heres his link Satan@ fubar
About The Berry Tree Business
all businesses are a like but the differance is the people. With this company and The Unity Team you will never be left alone and with The Berry Tree, you cant fail because its a team effort and we work as a team. With berry tree there is a free trial and the sign ups are growing weekly, free trial members upgraded to full membership within the first week because they were offered an incentive of one Berry Member Credit upon joining the program. The free trial is a great way to promote this business and everyone benefits from this awesome opportunity. The products are very easy to promote and sell, also we are all over the world and are berry greens will be coming soon it has the same nutrients as 8 servings of vegetables.And it give you a way to make great money also. There are monthly bonus pools Once you have a combination of 10 personally sponsored members plus BMC's you will earn from everyone in the program. If that is not an incentive to become a member, than I honestly don't kn
Love??
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It?
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know.....it's never happened) And my personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart......check yourself!!!
Story Suggestions
ok i have writers block on my newest story, so this is a place for any suggestions for the next chapter of the story. Please let me hear what Y/you would like to see happen next with this story the more suggestions i get the better, they might help me get out of this slump that i now find myself in. samara
Just Something Too Think About
"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again ... who spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly." TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE! AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.
Fires
Be sure to post yours here as well! Crews battling Valley View fire, others burning across Inland Northwest Posted: July 10, 2008 06:05 PM Updated: July 11, 2008 06:19 AM SPOKANE, Wash. - Firefighters in Spokane County area are getting help from the state to help fight the Valley View fire, a fire in the Dishman Hills area of Spokane Valley that has burned at least 8 homes. High winds and hot temperatures helped start and fan several wildfires Thursday in Idaho and Eastern Washington. The evacuation orders connected to the 1,200-acre Valley View fire have been reduced and cover an area bounded south and east of 18th and Park to 48th Avenue, and west of Dishman-Mica. Residents in the area east of Dishman-Mica can return to their homes, but they should be aware that access into the area is difficult. Authorities say they have a two mile perimeter set up around the fire and believe it started somewhere on Eastern Lane between 18th and 20th. Sheriff Ozzi
Lord Of Darkness
Standing alone feeling the cold steel of my gun against my head. Knowing that my sacrafice wont heal all damage i did. Knowing I wont cause anymore pain or destruction. i search down deep in my soulless body looking for any signs of any love in me anymore. I get a devilish smirk on my face eyes turn pure red i am the lord of darkness of course i dont fall in love i destroy love. I was born to bring pain destruction and darkness to this world. finally got some disturbed tickets for august 9th. Row A, Dead Center STAGE! VIP PARKING AND PASSES TO STARLITE LOUNGE. i look deep into your eyes falling deeper and deeper in love with you. seeing the smile we put on each others face makes my heart melt. i put my forehead agains yours looking deep into your eyes falling deeper and deeper in love with you. i kiss your sweet lips. feeling our hearts beat faster known were both falling deeper and deeper in love. i lock our fingers and whisper in your ear i never want to let you go i want to stay l
Untitled
Why Women Cry A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Latre the littel boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he puts in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strenght to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times come from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her c
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My Sincere Thanx
I want to take this time to thank each and every one of you that have rated, fanned, added and blinged me...shown me your love...to help me reach the level of Godmother. I wish i was financially able to give each and every one of you fublings or blasts to show you my gratitude but i'm hoping...since i can't...that you accept my sincere appreciation for all your help. I have met so many awesome people on here...and it amazes me every time someone sends me a bling, rates my pics or just sends me a shout saying that i have an awesome profile and wants to say hi. There are so many good individuals on this site..makes me proud to be a part of it. Again...i thank you my friends and family...and hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
You Could Hear A Pin Drop
no one to have no one to hold I lay here at night my heart is stone cold. I have tried to love but failed as you see pushes everthig away that I know will hurt me my friends are true and are always there but when i comes to the heart all I do is stear. it has been broken so many many times why  do I let it when I know I will do the time I miss the fun I miss the laughs I miss feeling my heart now it's a broken piece of glass for these are my words and this is how I feel so I will lay here till I can no longer feel!!!!!   You could have heard a pin drop When in England, at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is eno
Flirting
Flirting to me is justan act of showing that youadore certain aspects of a person...And it may lead to moreadventures or it may not...     I LOVE to flirt. I think it is a harmless way of keeping your mind sharp with quick wit and double entendre'.
For Mr. Adorable
Last night I had the weirdest dream..... It was the future and everyone had flying cars and houses floating in the sky. It took a while to get use to flying but i started to be able to make tight turns and stop on dimes in my hybrid cadillac SUV which runs on the worlds garbage. I felt good driving around in a large SUV making the world a cleaner place..... I'm sure at one point during this dream i must have been using my arms to fly the car because i remember Jeff telling me to stop hitting him... back to the dream I'm floating around in my cadillac, trolling for woman when i see my friends. Witty, Witchie, Satara, LaLa, Pixie (oh I've missed Pixie), Blue, Brain ...... the list carries on.. well I couldn't take my eyes off their cleavage... all these woman are LARGE BREASTED. They make me drool... woman make me drool ( no wonder my pillow was drenched when i woke up. Needless to say i pick them up , Cerri and GBT, Sweet and Lilboops.... once i get all the woman in the cadillac i fl
Lost
Gorilla Zoe "Lost"(feat. Lil Wayne) [Gorilla Zoe] Walking around looking for a way But no one tells me which way to go I'm caught up in a world A labyrinth, a maze Where yes men could easily be known I ask them no questions They give me no answers Following the wise But they're walking in pampers Give me a cigarette Smoking my cancer Drink the pain away But I still have no answers[Hook:] I'm lost on a road Don't know which way to go I'm losing my mind Losing control of the wheel And I'm swerving On and off the road I'm lost on a road But survival is a must Don't know who I can trust I'm living in a rush I don't understand the fuss My brain is bout to bust[Chorus:] I think I'm losing it I might be losing it I just might lose Am I losing my mind? And I'm so confused I don't know what to do And I need a clue before I run out of time Am I losing it? Am I losing it? I think I'm losing I'm losing my mind Am I losing it? Am I losing it? I think I'm losing I'm losing my mind[Lil Wayne] I I
Stuff
My heart isn't here, I gave it away. But I still feel it breaking A little more each day. If you knew how much I think of you Would you still treat me this way? If you could see what you mean to me Would anything change? My heart says no...but it won't let go. You mean so much to me, But each passing day proves
Zombieland Rules To Survival!
1 Cardio 2 The Double Tap 3 Beware of Bathrooms 4 Wear Seat belts 5 No Attachments 6 The “skillet” 7 Travel Light 8 Get a Kick Ass Partner 9 With your bare hands 10 Don’t Swing Low 11 Use your foot 12 Bounty paper Towels 13 Shake it off 14 Always carry a change of underwear 15 Bowling Ball 16 Opportunity Knocks 17 Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero) 18 Limber Up 19 Break it up 20 Its a marathon, not a sprint, unless its a sprint, then sprint 21 Avoid Strip clubs 22 When in doubt Know your way out 23 Zipplock 24 use your thumbs 25 Shoot First 26 A little sun screen never hurt anybody 27 Incoming! 28 Double-Knot your shoes 29 The Buddy System 30 pack your stain stick 31 check the back seat 32 Enjoy the little things 33 Swiss army Knife
Freedom
I find it funny that people in the usa think that they are free when in reality they are nothing more than a bunch of lab rates looking for there piece of cheese in the giant maze from hell what we call life now isn't that irronice.  
Musings...
Coming back to Fubar after a year is a real shock... I was here for the LostChary, and then the CherryTap and finally Fubar and each change was a sorta seemless transferral from one to another...more stuff, more people...some changes were great and others a pain in the ass.  When I finally deleted my original Nomad site I'd become too jaded and so aloof with the people that were my friends that it was pointless to stay anymore... mostly the problem was me, and the funk I allowed myself to dive into that eventually pulled me away from my friends.  Hopefully, I can give this another shot and meet some new friends, as well as connect with those that I bailed on before, because they were(are) some good people... So...Here I am again, (Luckily, I had a few back up accounts with the older 6 digit member ID...lol I'm one of 4 million now, but I was among the 1st 100k...lol)  I can tell you that it was a shock when I logged in for the first time to the New Fubar... it was like leaving a town
Grrrrr!!!
Wtf
i donno where to start but i felt like wrighting life has been throwing me some pritty shitty curve balls latley and its not getting any better save for 2 special ppl in my life my kid and my new hubby my friends who have been there are awesome too but even now a days its nothing but drama with them i love them to death i really do but its like i feel like i cant do anything right in their eyes every turn i make is wrong and i get shit for it or they just wont talk to me at all i donno too much goin on not enough brain power or time to figure it all out i keep biting off more than i can chew and then more gets trown on my plate that i donno what to do with lifes a bitch then you die i can remember who told me that way back in high school but they were fuckin right wen will things just slow down just enough for me to catch up?
Candimandi
hi sorry if you wanted to chat with me and i didnt respond im new here and i must have went offline :)
Embers And Ashes
Here we are, back again It's the same but somehow so different I hear your voice it's in my head and then there's this hardening of soft tissue then silence. All I asked of you then was to please not abandon. All the things we said we'd do we did and then .... "the end"...   Now I stand here all on my own The weeds in my mind are overgrown No sunlight no cool breeze no song in my ears to comfort me My feet planted firmly where no more love can grow and all you gave me to remember you was this heart of stone....   All your words, felt so true Nothing in the word  could "us" undo I still hear them They're echoing but carry with them also everything All those times I thought you'd run You held your ground we found the sun Now you're gone and here I am a shadow fading dancing it's last dance look quickly before it's over...   Now I stand here all on my own The weeds in my mind are overgrown No sunlight no cool breeze no song in my ears to comfort me M
I Forgot My Own Lesson
I will never forget, the events that took place. Standing at the airport, waiting for his face. There he came with, flowers and a smile. With a hug and a kiss, it felt worth every mile. But let me take you back, to when it began. To the year leading up to, meeting this man. I was alone working three jobs, recently divorced. Working and my child, was what I lived for. Trying to survive, while not living at all. He made me feel special, I didn't seem so small. He was a professional, exactly who he claimed to be. But there was important information, he was hiding from me. I played it safe, or so I thought. I waited a year, before getting caught. By his deception, his evil little plan. Suddenly I was alone, with only this man. The man I thought, I knew. I found out the hard way, that wasn't true. With my ex-husband watching, my every move. I never confessed, where I was off to. This guy was from Jersey, but residing in the desert. That's where I to
How To Live Life To The Fullest
The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in Manchester , just off Deansgate where a woman may go to choose a husband.Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to t
Won't Be Around As Much...
I recently retired, and am in the process of moving which means I won't have a whole lot of time to mess with fubar in the forseeable future. That's cool cause once you get to the upper levels (and I'm at 50), the only way to level further is to buy a shitload of bling and spend all day and all night on this site. I won't have a whole lot of either money or time to drop on this place, so...   Drop me a note at brocave99@gmail.com and I'll shoot you my cell #...some of you I'll miss a lot - some, not so much LOL - Larry (Stubby) Finally home from the hospital! Had a heart attack with three stents put in place. Flatlined SIX times - fist time they did CPR for over nine minutes which kinda messed with my kidneys so three days a week I gotta do dialysis. Better than the alternative -just sayin'. Headed home from the hospital tmw. Had a big time heart attack. Hospitals suck!
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The Perfect Guy
Body: THE PERFECT GUY Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot who calls you back even though you just hung up on him who thinks you are perfect even though he knows the worst things about you who will stay awake just to watch you sleep Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead who wants to show you off to the world when you are in a t-shirt and sweats who holds your hand in front of his friends who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you the one who turns to his friends and says "that's her" IF YOU ARE THIS KIND OF GUY REPOST. IF YOU WANT THIS KIND OF GUY REPOST. IF YOU HAVE THIS KIND OF GUY YOU ARE A LUCKY GIRL. DONT FORGET. DONT LET ANY GUY TREAT YOU ANY LESS THAN YOU ARE WORTH
Angel
JUST WANTING TO SAY HELLO TO EVERYONE,AM FAIRLY NEW HERE AND IT HAS BEEN AWHILE SINCE I HAVE BEEN ON.HOPING TO MEET NEW FRIENDS AND KEEP IN TOUCH WITH OLD AND DEAR ONES...LEAVE M A LINE SOMTIME.HUGS AND KISSES
Experiences
So it was just before Xmas, I think like a Tuesday. My work colleague, Josh, and I had gone up to Palm Springs to visit the casino for the afternoon while Amanda was at work and stayed till about 8pm. I should mention that about a month before Amanda, Josh and myself had been playing strip poker and both Josh and Amanda had gotten naked. I guess the seeds for what happened had already been placed. We lived about 45 minutes from Palm Springs and on the way home (we'd had a little to drink) we were desperately looking for a strip club (we didn't know the area and couldn't find one) so we drove rather sexually charged back home to my place after stopping to buy some more drinks on the way. When Josh and I arrived home (we lived in a one bedroom apartment where you had to go through the bedroom to get to the bathroom) Josh needed to take a leak, so headed though the bedroom to the bathroom while I looked for Amanda (she was in bed). She hadn't expected me home until the early hours, so
For The Record.. Most Hearts Break In Unison
Who's behind the wheel when your mind is racing? When do they decide to slow down? Who puts on the brakes? The worst problem about a mind that races isn't how to control the speed, it's what to do when it stops. It's what to do when you are still. How do you function then? Do you look out the windows and strain your neck to see what's behind you? Do you squint as the light up ahead glares in your tired eyes? No matter what you're doing at that moment it always feels like you should be doing something else. The opposite comes to mind and the race begins again. A well tuned machine corners like it was designed to only do that task. It sees the barrier up ahead and makes corrections for the avoidance of a disaster. There are a lot of close calls but closeness has never gotten you into the trouble that a collision will. If you make a conscious effort to keep the calls close will never have to worry about being stuck or immobile. You will never have to worry about stopping t
Moved
So Yea Today My Dad INformed That He Really Wants Me To Move Out. Not Becuz He Doesn't Love Me. But Becuz He Wants Me To Get Out Of Massachusetts. He Wants Me TO Go Cali so I can Become An Actress. He Told Me That him and My Mom Might Be Getting a Divorce. I Can't Deal With That. On Top Of That, My Mom Might Have Cancer. Okay So I Moved And Won't Be Online For A While So Leave Me Some Comments So I Can Write Back When I come Back Online!!!! Luv You All!!!!! This Is a Poem I Wrote Today! 5~21~07 The Way I do How can I make you see, Just what you mean to me? I love you, I truly do. She doesn't understand you, The way I do. I know your secrets, your past. Do you actually think that you and Her will last? I don't. She doesn't love you, The way I do. Let Me Know What You Think!
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I DON'T LIKE THE SONG BUT THIS IS PRETTY DAMN COOL
Guess I Should Have Know
I GUESS YOU JUST DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH IT HURTS I CANNOT THINK YOU KNOW AND JUST DON’T CARE DESTINY PROVIDES ONE’S JUST DESERTS BY TURNING OUT ONE JUST AS WOULD BE FAIR JUST AS A CHILD LEARNS TO IT DELIGHT THAT LYING SETS ONE FABULOUSLY FREE SO YOU SAY, “LOVE” TO GET THE RAPTURE RIGHT GETTING SO THE MOST YOU CAN FROM ME AND THEN, OF COURSE, YOU TIRE OF YOUR PLEASURE AS THOSE WHO SEEK PLEASURE OFTEN DO AND SACRIFICE BY FAR THE GREATER TREASURE UPON THE ALTAR WHERE YOU WORSHIP YOU JUSTICE WOULD DEMAND YOU BE THE FOOL BUT YOU ARE FAR MORE IGORANT THAN CRUEL Body: HOOAH! Body: Take it from me..... You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/d
Music
Good grief I actually know people like this. Enjoy, Hugs Kat Dearest Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can' t read Fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents Happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I Won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house Numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to Change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing Machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of Clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them Since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last Week; the first time for three days and the second Time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the Mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put Them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterd
Just So That We Dont Forget History ... A Reminder
You know that you've been brainwashed by corporate owned media IF YOU ... ... believe the 5 corporations who own almost all of the media in the U.S. are liberal. ... believe $300 billion of U.S. tax money, allocated for the war and reconstruction in Iraq is actually going to Iraq . ... are unaware Iraq had 650 million barrels of oil in reserve just before the war in Iraq . ... are unaware at least $8.8 billion is known to be missing in Iraqi oil revenue from the period the U.S. was in control of Iraq . ... are unaware 198 million in Iraqi dollars is missing from the Iraq treasury from the period the U.S. was in control of Iraq . ... are unaware that war is exceptionally profitable for a small number of investors. ... believe Halliburton's no-bid contracts have nothing to do with former CEO, now Vice President Dick Cheney. ... are unaware that the Iraq war is the biggest case of war profiteering in human history. ... belie
My Mind Is Always Thinking...
Lost in time and space, lost without a trace. Looking for a a friend, with a helping hand. My lifes unknown plan, I don't know if I can. Hold my head up high, without the question why. Look into my heart, look into my mind. What am I to do, where am I to find. The reason why I'm here, the reason for my tears. If only I could know, a simple place to go. I just might be aware, of all who really care. But for now I'll try, to find a reason why. Just to stay awake, and be here one more day... What do you do when you want someone you can't have? What do you do when life is never fair? What do you do when everyone is so busy running around that they can't see the pain that surrounds you and tears you open from the inside out? Who is there to pick you up when you just can't stand in this life anymore? If it wasn't for my best friend, then I think I would have just melted away into the sea of eturnity a long, long time ago. Thank you Misha for all that you've done to keep
**~spice~**
Hit this link to help out the lounges contest, THANKS SO MUCH...BOB http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=173090&i=3192083234 a few ppl have been sending me here; http://thesecret.tv/home.html looks interesting e'nuff, but I don't have the space to dwn-load...soo, thought I'ld ask what others thought today 2nd last:(, have all friends nail this ID for me:) http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=605581&albumid=248066&i=3239848987
My Rants And Raves
Got more pics up of me and my work Jay I hate life and hate being alone. there i said it. ALright i am goin to say this once and only onceBe respectful  and don't sit there and shout me with stupid stuff seriously. if you want me to join something ask nice or be iggied. 2nd of all i do not join rooms that have a rap/ hip hop base to it. Read my profile, Respect me and i will respect you. I am here to have fun this is not a contest at all and further more read before shouting me seriously. Know me before you start inviting me to stuff. Thank you ?
Hello
My little girl is about to get her first new car. I'm scared to death, I know she will wreck it. I just hope she is smart enough not to drink and drive. Because if she does she won't drive again until she is 30. Hello, I know you all don't like to be called sweety or sexy all the time. If that is the case with you then give me a name, any name it doesn't even have to be yours. Just tell me what to call you. And PLEASE don't cuss me I would never do that to you!!!!! i have 100 11's to give out any ideas
My Words
THE KNOWLEDGE I HAVE GIVEN YOU WILL PUT OUR FRIENDSHIP TO THE TEST, BUT PATIENTS IS A VIRTUE WHICH THIS QUEEN DOES NOT POSSES. DO NOT CONTINUE TO KEEP ME WAITING WITH NERVOUS ANTICIPATION FOR YOUR REPLY. FOR IF YOU DO AND FIND I'VE GONE THE ONLY QUESTION YOU CAN ASK IS THE ONE OF WHY? I HAVE OPENED MY HEART TO YOU WITH ALL INTENTIOS OF BEING BY YOUR SIDE. MY ONLY THOUGHT ISWILL YOU CHOOSE TO EMBRACE THIS AT ONCE OR WILL YOU ALLOW EVERYTHING WE HAVE BUILT TO WHITHER AWAY AND DIE? JLG FANTISIES FLYING DESTINIES IGNITING DREAMS FULFILLING LIVES UNITING BODIES MOLDING STORIES UNFOLDING SPIRITS SOARING MINDS ENTWINING SEXUAL CHEMISTRY KISSES LINGERING TOUCHES FLAMING SOULS MELTING US TOGETHER JLG
Boo Hoo
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Random Mussings Of The Koolaid Man
Musings of a cloud Sititng here all alone at the top of the hill in quiet revelry. I lift my gaze up to the heavens. Taking note of the clouds slowly, drifting by and i wonder. Do we live our lives someitmes like a cloud? Are we carried aloft by the wind? With no clear destination in sight? It would seems that sometimes we are content to lazily let the day go by and drift along unhindered. Many other days we zip to and fro in a tizzy striving to make the most out of every minute and second we have. But to what end? Mabye life as a cloud wouldnt be so bad. No worries or resposibilites just lazy days adrift in a sea of tranquility. But what is life without purpose? Can i be content to just simply exist....... No direction.......... No substance........... It is a question, we all must ask of oursleves. Do you wish to be a cloud and drift letting the wind take you where it wills ??? Or master the wind and make your own joun
Great Site
THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP IF ANYONE HAS TIME PLEASE COME BY AND HELP ME WITH MY CONTEST.THE FU-BOMBER FAMILY ROCK!!!! you have to go to this site its awesome!!!!!alot of fun!!!www.yahvengeance.net
My New Goals
Hey All!!! I want to update you on what my goals are. I will be starting tomorrow at a new fitness center and plan on trying to get into Playboy or Penthouse in 6 months. I will not be here during the day at all but will be here sometime between 7-7:30pm. The trainers at this fitness center are Body Builders & they enter themselves into competion all the time. No, I'm not going that direction but I am going to tone my body up well so I can even be hotter then what I am now. I think I look good for my age but I want to look even greater. Please support me and any motivation comments on my profile would be great!!! My 2nd goal is to give up my smoking!!! I'm tired of not being able to breathe and having low energy. It's time for Self Improvement & when I make my mind up I succeed at it!!! Just think, when I make it to Playboy, you can all say I've met her online and chatted with her!!! You won't have that opportunity once I get into Playboy!!!! LMAO!!!! Xoxoxoxox ~Prtyeyes~ Hey A
Juggalo Sellout Youve Just Been Punked
†۞ MYSTIC ANGEL ۞†@ CherryTAP Look at the level you moron. This isn't Ash.Weee this is a fucking fake account. Clowns fucking suck and I see you truely don't have any love for your own kind. Since your so willing to drop them for a piece of ass. Now go back to fucking your sheep and the real 1 dollar whore. We are screen shotting this so that Horny Juggalo can see that your so willing to drop your colors for a whore. well i am dropping my colors i started on my page go look i swear i am not gonna rate you a 1 your not a whore and this aint fucking right team shocker has been nothin but good to that fam and if they did that fuck them !!! pls dont think all juggalo's are alike i will renowns from the mafia but i am a juggalo this is fucked up !!! please accecpt my appologies hun if i knew this happend i would have delt with it ..and i am gonna deal with it!!! please team shocker is awesome and i have alot of friends in there with yall including my baby angel baby ...I
Because
hey baby i just wanted to tell you a few things that i know i have told you before but i want everyone to know! when i first started talkin to you i didnt think it would last as long as it has but im glad it did! when i first came to see you i was scared that when i left you wouldnt want me after i left and then we talked and spent so much time together with you and the kids and it killed me to leave when i did there is something you dont know and that is when i left and got in the van to go to summit corner i started crying cause i didnt wanna leave. but i knew i hade to! i was so excited to be able to come back and be with you and the girls! time wasnt goin by fast enough!i love you with all my heart and i dont know what i would do if anything ever happened between us! since i have been back we have hade a lot of problems thrown at us and we made it thru those i believe that we can make it thru anything! I can honestly say that i have never loved anyone as much as i do you! i want to
Help
SCORPIO October 24 - November 22 Ruling Planet: PLUTO, The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings. Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any relationship. Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another hottie across the room.But they can be relied on to always be there for you if you need them You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because to them, Knowledge is power and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any emotion they are feeling.Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out. FAVE POSITION: Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass. BEST SEX TOY: Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys SCORPIO MALE IN BED His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky enough to be with a Scorpio boy,you will always be satisfied!! There's a
News
SEASIDE, Oregon (CNN) -- One day in 1957, when Jeff Daly was 6 years old, his little sister, Molly, disappeared. Every night at dinner, he would ask his parents the same question, "Where's Molly?" Every night, he says, he received the same answer: "Stop asking about Molly." Decades later, Daly learned that his parents had sent Molly to a state institution nine days before her third birthday. Nearly 50 years later, Daly found his sister and made a documentary about his search. "Since the movie, literally hundreds of people have come up to us and said, 'I had a [relative] that I remember my family talking about that was sent away. Do you know how we can find out about that person?'" says Daly. Interactive: Watch Jeff Daly tell more about his and Molly's story » An increasing number of people are trying to reconnect with family members sent to live in institutions decades ago, advocates for the disabled say. ARC, a national advocacy organization for people with intellectual
Beauty In Everyone And Everything
Masters And Their Submissives
Contests
Contest has started and I have 2 friends in it and if you can find some time go on over and show them some love!! We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of all....you won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`@ fubar We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of all....you won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`
Anyone Who Has Ever Had A Loved One In The Hospital Will Enjoy This:
Mon Dec 10, 11:20 PM ET BISMARCK, N.D. - Dana Deegan hid her pregnancy from her family, including the father of her three children, for nine months. Then she gave birth to a healthy boy, fed him, dressed him, wrapped him in a blanket and left him to die. Deegan, 34, of White Shield, admitted Monday that she left the child alone for two weeks immediately after he was born, then put his body in a suitcase and left it in a ditch on the Fort Berthold Indian Reservation. Deegan tearfully pleaded guilty in federal court to a reduced charge of second-degree murder, acknowledging that she was under stress around the time of the birth. She had originally been charged with first-degree murder and false statements. She is to be sentenced in February and could face as many as 18 years in prison. The suitcase containing the body was found in November 1999 by a rancher repairing fences. Prosecutors said the baby was found in a one-piece sleeper and socks, wrapped in a blanket and to
Venting!
Some say it is a good idea to write down what is bothering you in hopes that it will make you feel better, so here I go: The last few weeks has been pretty hard emotionally. I have past relationships that seem to be coming around again and it kind of hurts. There was this one guy I met off of here and he seemed like a great guy. We met spent a couple of days together hanging out, nothing more. Seemed there might of been a connection there and a week after we were talking then all of a sudden he disappeared and I figured he was avoiding me and to find out he is fu-married to someone. Ouch that hurt! Well I took him out of my friends, family, and yahoo and figured if he was not man enough to tell me "hey i met someone else", then why should I keep him as a friend? That was about 6 weeks ago I guess and then his fu wife happened to go into my profile and rate me and then messaged me saying it was an accident. I talked to her and wow she was a great girl. I am happy for him
Bitchin And Whining Ass People
i'm tired of all the bitchin and whining i read in all the blogs,shut-up or put-up,all the nagging and complaining about the people on fubar and other sites,why don't these people use their fucking head and check these people out before they talk or addin these people to their page,think DAMN IT,and i can't stand too s certain people on here thru a hissy fit because they had a bad day,GET OVER IT,everyone has a bad day,yo9u think your the only one,give me a break,SHUT THE FUCK UP,this might seem like i'm bitchin,but i'm not,just can't stand too see someone bitch about stupid shit,and readin it in these blogs,and i will noy rate a blog if its someone cryin about stupid shit,ITS LIFE GET OVER IT,AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT DAY,there's many more to come,so stop bitchin and whining,PEACE BITCHES. P.S. I CAN'T STAND FOR SOMEONE TO TRY TO INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE EITHER,THATS THE NEXT BLOG TO COME, PEACE OUT.
The New To Fubar Blog
According to experts, I am : 84% SexyTake the Sexy Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com I just entered Taylor in the Great American Photo Contest. The baby with most votes this month wins $2,500 (that could be a nice amount to put away now for college!!). Please do me a big favor and click on this https://www.greatamericanphotocontest.com/voter1/index.aspx? referid=EmailFriends&p=304697&x=.JPG and vote for Taylor. It takes a minute. I really appreciate it, and so does Taylor . Thanks in advance. Sincerely, Bethany p.s. Tell your friends to tell their friends! Ok... well I joined this place and I'm looking around and I'm picking up on it. I think. But wow, this is like "myspace on crack" as one of my friends put it. i don't know if I can keep up. I'm afraid to step away from my computer... This is what happens when computers get to good people. This is what becomes of us...
Shitty Fiends
here is my problem, I have like 187 fiends, and every time i get on this shit i leave every one of them a profile comment! i spend like 2 to 2 and a half hours doing that shit! don't get me wrong i don't mind cause if your on my friends list i feel i owe it to you.. What really pisses me off is i only get like mabe 6 to 8 back! now thats fucked!! I'ts not every one, cause i do have some down mother fuckers who always return the luv!! its the other that just blow shit off!! here is the question.. Does this shit happen to you? and how do you feel about it? Tell me what you think? Am i just being a bitch? or do i have a lagit point!
Only 3000 To Get My Blast!
So, I put my name in for Stephanie Lynn's Blast Giveaway! I only need 3000 comments to get my 3 day blast which is perfect to promote my very 1st Happy Hour this Friday night! Just click that lil ol pic of me and leave as much love as you can. If you aren't already Stephanie Lynn's friend you will need to add her. Which you should anyway. Rate and Fan her while you are there too. Share the love. Come show me the love like I know you guys can! 3000 comments is nothing compared to what we've done before. Of course all love will be returned. XOXO
Want Fubucks
~easy fubucks~ All you have to do is fan rate and add the these to girls ******************************* Here are my two best friends I'm not asking alot just do what you do every day here on fubar and I will send you 5,000 fubucks SO IF YOU DON’T KNOW THEM GET TO KNOW THEM, GO TO THERE PAGE AND SHOW THEM SOME MAD FUBAR LOVE. Mystery@ fubar Evil by day_Naughty by night@ fubar SHOW THEM LOTS OF LOVE NOW ! rate fan and add a friend of mine Stephanie Lynn@ fubar let her know i sent you kel 1166483 or my link http://fubar.com/kel23 any one who does this let me know and i will send you 1000 fubucks
*sin Wagon*
http://fubar.com/blog/212779/779892.... Just follow the instructions to join. All ABoard the *Sin Wagon* !!!!!!!
Bling For Fubucks
An Elderly Couple
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively. She replied, "I would like it infrequently". The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two.

Want to own me? Here is your chance...I am offering a rather nice package for my new owner, so come and own me, and if you can't well at least rate the pic :)   http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=606261&albumid=1771511&i=2955014795&idx=0#3304030868
Whiskey Train
Come ride the Whiskey Train DustMePink ~GoofyLady~ *Fu-Bomber*Shadow Leveler*FuAngel*@ fubar Inky the Red~~Spirit of Inky's Levelers~~ member@ club united@ fubar SLIMBOY1972@ fubar Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Team LOVE Cpt@ fubar Gypsysoul,member of,di lapdancing,clubfar,insane,levellers, fu angel happyhippo,twisterride, hippiet@ fubar ~Cengin~/
About Me
Ok, so if I start gettin strange and not too chatty for a bit....the end of September through the first couple weeks of October are really tough on me and I have more pressure this year on top of it. In 06, on the way home from a trip to Jersey for Debra's (my daughter's) birthday September 25th we were just getting on the bus when my mom called me hysterically to tell me my dad was being rushed to the hospital and he was really really sick. He wasn't the type to EVER even go to a doctor and so I knew it was bad! We cried the whole bus trip back and my mom told me the last half hour to come to the hospital straight from the bus, it was really bad. Me being pig headed I insisted she tell me right now....my dad wa diagnosed with terminal lung cancer that was already spread throughout his body. I was never more devestated and spent the next 11 days practically living in the hospital until I brought my dad home (and my mom) to my house to care for him on hospice care. Seven days later he w
Winter Wonderland Auction
I need your help!!! OWN me for a month, I'll be your slave!!! WINTER WONDERLAND AUCTION NOW OPEN! Bids start at 100k There is a most rates bonus!!! So even if you don't bid, take 10 seconds to come rate me!!! Come get you a new FU!!!! SHOW THIS WOMAN SOME LOVE, SHE'S HOSTING: Sweetpeabayba
Come Join Us In The Big Tiddee Bar
Glitter Graphics Maker & MySpace Layouts I made my layout with the Myspace Background Maker. Get myspace layouts, graphics, and flash toys at pYzam. Glitter Graphics Maker & MySpace Layouts
Contest
Ok so im in a contest for the most points ... i need rates , comments and bling to be sent to the host... if you send Bling be sure to put my name on it to get credit...  Please help me win this!! !   Thank you
Random Crap
 For those who wish to have a glass of wine...and those who don't...this is  something to think about:  As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials,  scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we would be consuming one kilo of crap.   However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.  Remember: Water = Crap; Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.
Copycat
Stolen from...a lot of someones...layer one:Spell your name with bands/artistsNO!!!!!!!!!!! layer two:- name: Theonicia - birth date: march 14, 1974- nicknames: Theo, NiNi, Denise, Bitch, Wifey(Seamus MUAH)- current location: in Wittys CLoset- eye color: Blue- hair color: Brown- righty or lefty: Righty  - best friend[s]: both Ws a S and a H and a few morelayer three:- the shoes you wore today: High heal suede boots.. - your perfect pizza: Feta, ham and green peppers with fresh tomatoes - the last time you cried: in the tub when i realized my belly was expanding....layer four:- your best physical feature: my ass - most missed memory:hopefully child birth the second time cause ill be drugged uplayer five:- pepsi or coke: Gingerale- mcdonald's or burger king: MEAT!!!!- adidas or nike: High Heals damn you all- lipton ice tea or nestea: Chamomile - chocolate or vanilla: vanilla - cappuccino or coffee: Really do I have to answer thislayer six:- curse: absolutley fucking not.- do you
~life~
life is a game...u have to make the right moves to move forward...but at times things happen just outta the blue with no notice...as if we are being tested...some say god gives u what u can only handle...do people say this just to try to make the other person feel better?...why is it when someone dies and we all hear the same thing...Im sorry for your loss and i send my deepest condolences, we dont ask to be born or even get to choose the family we get born into...we are born-yet we live to die...think about it really...once we are born its like the clock starts...we all just have to make the best choices and enjoy our friends and family while we have a chance...celebrate the relationships that you have at this very moment...doesnt make sense to hold grudges with the people you truly love and care for...life is a party waiting for the gifts of  friendship,marriage,children,brothers, sisters, nanas and papas and everything inbetween...there might just be one person in your
Metal Legend Ronnie James Dio Dead At 67
Metal legend Ronnie James Dio dead at 67 AP, May 16, 2010 5:00 pm PDT By WAYNE PARRY, Associated Press Writer Wayne Parry, Associated Press Writer Ronnie James Dio, whose soaring vocals, poetic lyrics and mythic tales of a never-ending struggle between good and evil broke new ground in heavy metal, died Sunday, according to a statement from his wife and manager. He was 67. Dio revealed last summer that he was suffering from stomach cancer shortly after wrapping up a tour in Atlantic City, N.J. with the latest incarnation of Black Sabbath, under the name Heaven And Hell.   Metal legend Ronnie James Dio dead at 67 AP, May 16, 2010 5:00 pm PDT By WAYNE PARRY, Associated Press Writer Wayne Parry, Associated Press Writer Ronnie James Dio, whose soaring vocals, poetic lyrics and mythic tales of a never-ending struggle between good and evil broke new ground in heavy metal, died Sunday, according to a statement from his wife and manager. He was 67. Dio revealed last summer that h
Esmailovic
hay bbe I want to meet a beautiful woman
Life
today i must babysit. ugh they call it "playing" when really its babysitting and i dont even get paid 4 it. today sukx
I Will Not Bow
What is IWNB?   It stands for I WILL NOT BOW. I want a crew of people that are close knit and have the personality to never back down from anyone. People that will stand up for their members and will stand up for themselves.  I want every member to work to help each of the other members level. I mean lets face it fubar as a whole sucks badly. Everyone for the most part is out for only themselves. I want to have people that are not out to just help themselves. I want to see everyone level thats in our group but i want the main theme to be that we leveled because the other members of our crew helped us to get there.    This is my corner of fubar. I want to make this corner the best that it can be for us. so those of you that are tired of being stepped on, ignored, blown off cause you are not running famps, boomerangs, autos, or bombs, come seek entry.    There is an entry process. Before a member is granted entry into IWNB,  you need to have a salute, just to petition for entry, a
Ominous Sky
No fault, in mankind's plan.  See this world buried under the sand.  Ash as far, as the eye can see.  What happened is no mystery. Lay waste, to every clan.  Absolute power, in high demand.  Death's devices, all were set free.  I watched as men died for victory! Save your-selves, save your-self.   My eyes pear through tainted glass, looking out into a world of misery.  The littered streets disgusting, the smell of the air repulsive, my eyes burn and my lungs blacken.    Darkness encroaches black clouds are rolling in. Thunder follows lightning air that seems so thin. Rain pours from the sky, droplets on my skin. Falling down to drown a world that is full of sin.Blind to naked eyes they waste it allI look up to the sky in time to see it fallI've been standing here hearing mother's cries.Brought about by the men who rule till the planet dies.All the greed and all the fools who believe their lies.Will soon be looking up at ominous skies.Doom and gloom and shades of gray. Pou
Breast Cancer Awareness
Innocent Sexy
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What Is Your Favorite Disney Princess?
My 2 favorite Disney princesses would have to be Jasmine and Bell... I feel the need to explain this for some odd reason. Aurora gets to take a long nap and miss half her movie. She is lucky enough to be enchanted with beauty and talent instead of working for it and even gets the opertunity to cheat death so to speak. She gets the pleasure of being blessed by fairies.  Which brings me to:  Cinderella who also gets to have a fairy who makes all her dreams come true simply because she cried a little and pittied herself instead of taking a stand and making a better life for herself. After having happiness handed to her she continues to lay down and take it until finally she realizes she needs a man to get a life.    Ariel is a 16 yr old that isn't comfortable with who she is in her own skin, so she gets to change completely without even taking the time to study what she is jumping into. Once she figures out that she isn't prepared for what she has gotten herself into she de
Gary Found Easy Tricks To Resolved Panda
Gary strong has been sharing some effective topic on search engine marketing- What is search engine promotion? Let us knew that this promotion regards with web. Here, they discuss about the different kind of SEM (search engine promotion) and apart related information. Although, web promotion is becomes today high promotion strategy even they could make our business more success and make better influence on public relation.SEM (Search engine promotion): search promotion is a web process of raise traffic on web-site and reached to high visibility in order of SERP. In present, search engine have his guidelines for indexed web URL in systematic.   SEO: Earning traffic through unpaid or free listings  SEM: Purchasing traffic through paid search listingsPrincipally SEM divided in various parts - PPC & SEO; See below: picturePPC might be defining in categories that may be mention below:* Search phrase list development* Commercial copy (graphics video development)* Bid management* Regular modi
Boxing
Randoms...
Holy shit...I havent been on in a lonngggg ass time... and i havent added any pics in a while... but! ill get on that soon... anywho thats about it K so...Hi everyone lol This would be my first blog on here... As of now im still kinda trying to figure out this whole site..and so far I have to admit, Im confused =S but there is alot of stuff to do here. If anyone wants to give me some site pointers haha that'd be great, Tell me some of your favorite features of the site too and i'll check em out... Im gunna try and post new pictures pretty often so, check it out =P Thats about it for now...I'll try to update things as much as possible too. TTYL, Sammie
Fantasy (adult)
Fantasy – Time with 2 women at Once! I have been seeing my Mistress for about 6 weeks and she has been introducing me into the world of Domination. I see the Mistress on Monday’s to start my week off with a Bang. When I first started seeing her we started with erotic massages and in the last few weeks we have tried Bondage. This was my second week of bondage and I pretty much new what was coming up next. This Monday started off like any other Monday session with my Mistress. I was butt naked and she was in a black leather corset that pushed her great boobs up high, she also had on a black lacy panties and black stockings. I assumed the position of standing upright hands out in front and legs spread. My Mistress started by putting on my hand restraints (shackles) and leg restraints. The Mistress would also put a blindfold on me, so I couldn’t peak. The Mistress ordered me to spread my legs more and after each order I would have to reply with “Yes Mistress”. She would tell
Bambi's Notes
To my dear friends, A few of you may have noticed that I have not been online at all recently. Some of you have taken this absence the wrong way and have decided to remove me from your friends lists, as is your perogative. I have not been gone by choice though, and for those of you out there who give a damn, I have been dealing with alot of family issues since December. My father is getting worse by the day, ands his good days are few and far between now. Most people don't know this about me, but, my father is my hero. Most of my life my father and I have been intellectual sparing partners, which drove my mother crazy, but for us is was fun. He has always had an active and quick mind for just about anything that you could throw at him, and if he didn't understand he was never too proud to ask questions about what he didn't understand. Mi hijta, he'd say, la única pregunta estúpida es la pregunta que no se hace. Which means the only stupid question is the one that hasn't be
6 Weird Things About Me
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. Before I leave the house every morning, I have to check 4 or 5 times to make sure that I unplugged/turned off the hairdryer, curling iron, etc. (my OCD coming out). 2. I can only eat cereal dry. I can't stand it with milk. 3. Anytime someone asks me to repeat something I said I always say "I said" before I do. 4. I hate onions in my food, on hamburgers, etc. but I love onion rings. 5. I have dated a former (male) stripper. 6. If i could live anywhere else in the world it would be Nashville, Tennesse (and no i don't want to be a country singer). I would tag 6 more people but most of the people I would chose have already done this.
Thank You
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M
She Was Only 5
I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They
My Personal Journal
Read my resultz, lemme kno wat u think and den go take da test 4 urselfz and lemme kno ur resultz....promise u'll be amazed......;-} You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100%Whips75%Bondage50%Chains/Handcuffs< td>33%Blind Folds25%Blood8%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com "It is perfectly possible for a man to be out of prison, and yet not free- to be under no physical constraint and yet to be a psychological captive, compelled to think, feel, and act as the representatives of the national state, or of some private interest within the nation, wants him to think, feel, and act. The nature of psychological compulsion is such that those who act under constraint remain under the impression that they are acting under their own initiative. The victim of mind-manipulation
Travis's Laws 1-?
1. Depend on yourself, others will most likely let you down. 2. Be careful of false hopes, those who deceive you will make you feel used. 3. Keep your promises, they are to remain true as you are true to yourself. 4. If you feel a draft, if you are not wearing a kilt, look for holes. 5. Life's a stage, enjoy the hell out of it before the curtain drops. 6. If you love, remain true to that love. 7. Pleasing your partner, pleases you. -everyone needs a little give & take- 8. When drinking Loki, watch on how many shots you take. 9. Always protect your heart, you may be strong but, the heart is fragile. 10. When auto fails, manual will never let you down. 11. If it bites, bite back. 12. Squirrels are greedy bastards. 13. If your face is getting to hot, move the torch. 14. Liquid latex is fun! 15. Drunk traps must always be placed. 16. Dreams & hopes can easily be shattered, be careful how you treat others. 17. Don't lie to yourself. (ex. don'
More Bout Me
You scored as Goth. Goth75%Popular Bitch75%Hippy63%Slut63%Loser63%Athletic Tomboy56%Nerdy Girl25%Preppy Girl25%What type of girl are you?!!created with QuizFarm.com You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM
Spitter Splatter Of Lots Of Babble
True to Yourself Clean and safe thats how I feel Enjoying myself cause I am real Never giving false vibes or intentions Be true to yourself is what I mention Stood up for truest feelings and beliefs And turning over still without relief Continuing on, all the way until the end I will oversee your hopes and dreams my friend... The words are spoken many thoughts invovled Create the puzzles to make them harder to solve Is this all that we have? Give me something to work with today Share with me your dreams, hoping they never go away Friendship starts out this bond we share Evolving into a sexual hypnotic glare Movements are what we will never become The miles between us keep this undone You with your words of temptuous desire Start a heating uncontrolable but pleasant fire Deep inside is where it grows Keep my attention, its called fate and who knows One day we may get to break the barriers of this Touchless Embrace To fee
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Helphelphelp
this is no bullshit this is what may go into affect if it passes and it would totally suck for hunters, people who keep guns for house protection, and people who collect them. please read carefully and count how many guns you would have legally if this passes THE MOST SWEEPING GUN BAN EVER INTRODUCED IN CONGRESS; McCarthy Bill Bans Millions More Guns Than The Clinton Gun Ban On Feb. 14, 2007, Representative Carolyn McCarthy (D-N.Y.) introduced H.R. 1022, a bill with the stated purpose, "to reauthorize the assault weapons ban, and for other purposes." McCarthy's verbiage warrants explanation. Presumably, what she means by "assault weapons ban" is the Clinton Gun Ban of 1994. Congress allowed the ban to expire in 2004 for multiple reasons, including the fact that federal, state and local law enforcement agency studies showed that guns affected by the ban had been used in only a small percentage of crime, before and after the ban was imposed. With the nation's murder r
Just Random Stuff
Did absolutely nothing today except go shopping for an elderly couple I help out every once in a while. Stood in line seemingly FOREVER... It's Valentines Day and NO DATE! watching David Letterman right now. So I'm gonna change the channell and check my email. Talk attcha later BLOGGERS! Just seen somthing briefly on the news about this website, but I'm not a 100% sure if it was this site, but it looked like it from the brief flash they shown on the screen. Never mind... it's a site called: farmersonly.com Valentines Day in 2007. Slept in till 10am today. Got a phone call from mom inviting me out to a valentines day Bahumbug/Pooey lunch. Seen Airfoce guys in fatigues and seen someone I thought I knew from back in the day turned out they had the same name, but different person. CREEPY! I think I ate to much (eyes were bigger than my stomach) I had Chicken & Brocolli Casserol which is very good and some okra, Mac N cheese that I only took one bite of because it tasted NASTY and th
What Song Would U Strip To?
Your Stripper Song Is Master and Servant by Depeche Mode "There�s a new game We like to play you see A game with added reality You treat me like a dog Get me down on my knees" Yawn, dancing is so boring without a little spice. What Song Should You Strip To?
Relief
This is a quick story about the best “quicky” I ever had. It’s a memory I will keep with me forever. It wasn’t the usual fast and furious typical quicky. What I remember most are the circumstances that surrounded it. There was a bar on the local college campus that had an opening for a bartender. It was an easy job to get since I had a couple of years of experience. Sunday nights were “dry” nights. I always worked these because they brought in a lot of young girls. I met Christa on one of those dry night parties. We hit it off from the start. By the third date, we ended up at my apartment for a couple of hours of great sex! Christa was one hot girl! After about a month, she had invited me over to her house to meet her mom and dad. I knew that she was an only child, but I hadn’t expected her parents to be so over protective. They seemed to analyze every move I made. Oh, let’s not forget the appalled look on both of their faces that appeared when they found out I was but a lowly
The Blood Of Kindred
Well I'm feeling better now just I still feel abit "unfinished" donno why but I'll find out before the nights over. That's all I gotta say. that's all...just....hi lol
Mainstream Media Is Dead
Mainstream Media is DeadMike Papantonio talks about how Mainstream Media is dead, but there is a new rise of the "citizens' media".Learn More
Hey I Just Uploaded New Pics
hello fellow juggalo's and lette's i just up loaded new pics of me plase stop by and rate and comment on them thanx peace mmfcl juggalo's 4 life woop woop. i'm calling out to the juggalo's and letts i've got new pix there my tat and me & killer plase rate and comment on them i wanna know what my famly thinks so go check them out peace mmfcl
Confused ....
If someone you thought was great and they started what you thought was something and they posted a blog that was advertising for a "special someone" how exactly should you take that ..... is it me or is that confusing.?
Ranting
AHHH IM SO CRAVING SOME MORE PIERCINGS AND TATS RIGHT NOW IM JUST BROKE AND DON'T HAVE THE RIDE LOL. SERIOUSLY THEY ARE LIKE DRUGS SO ADDICTING SERIOUSLY I LOVE MY PIERCINGS AND TATS HARDCORE. HAVE- SEPTUM, TONGUE,INNER LABIA, MONROE/RETIRED IT, GEMINI TAT, HELLO KITTY TAT -WANTS- CLEAVAGE SURFACE PIERCING -BRIDGE -TRAGUS -NIPS -NAPE TATS - HUMMINGBIRDS ON CHEST -ZOMBIE ON LEG -KOI TRAMPSTAMP -TREE OF LIFE ON SHOULDER -EVENTUALLY A SLEEVE DONE IN FLOWERS - CUNT ON MY LIP im so up set my monroe piercing is rejecting from my lip and its extremely painful hardcore so monday i go in for surgery to have it cut out because on the inside of my lip it has completely healed over that back of my bar so i can't take it out!!! and all this happened within the last 3 days its insane and hurts really bad : (.
Why?
Ok i been on cherrytap since it was Lost cherry and i never complain or wine but i have to say this. Why would youeven go through the trouble of rating somebody a 1? i mean really if you really feel that badly about somebody why wouldnt you hit the x in the top right hand corner and close it out? Just a thought....HMMMMMMM. Now i have gotten it from men and women which is cool but keep in mind if your a man and you rating me, either you a nice Cherry and just rate people or you a gay cherry and your girl probably rated me a 11 lol ha ha, and to the women that do im not that mean to say negative things or list you as i have seen so i will just say thanks for the rate and keep the 1's coming lol
A Bit About Yourself - Astrology
I AM A TAURUS MALE>> :D AQUARIUS WOMEN: Always make the right moves, say the right things and create the right ambiance. You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get torrid!. Believe that anything that increases the pleasure for your partner is worthwhile. Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius and Aquarius. Favorite sex position: standing-up, and in water. AQUARIUS MEN: Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay before getting down to it. May have be to revved up, but once his engine is started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistence. He will always see you through to climax. A woman who knows what she wants will be very happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice - once orally and once genitally. Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles will get him going. Be careful though a kinky Aquarian can be a sadist who doesn't like to be d
Freedom Of Speech
Yes, I am a fan of freedom. Speech being one of those. However, I am also a fan of using my free speech and freedom to resist what I feel are social cancers. One of these "social cancers" I speak of is the fight of diversity or outright racism. Racists, sexists, and those that would call themselves superior, or even separatist, to other races or creeds have no place in my social circles. Yes, you have the right (at least in the U.S.) to spout whatever hate filled ignorant message you wish. And I have the right to call you ignorant and remove your uneducated drivel from my page and life. Now, why do I call people that believe this way uneducated and ignorant? Well, whether you believe in the scientific method (survival of the fittest/evolution) or intelligent design/creationism, it all started with one person/group. That's right, we are ALL brothers and sisters if you go back far enough. So, hate on yourselves if you must. But if you believe you are any better than anyone else due to
In The Mood For Some Poetry
I finally crawled into bed Late last night. With visions of you still in my head. Anticipation pounding in my heart. All my senses filled with your existence. As I escaped into the dream world I know so well, I took you with me. We walked down the beach together. Our hands touching and our hearts bonding through them. The wind kissing our faces gently. The sand giving way under our feet. The warmth in our hearts that only a poet would understand. Finding an oasis in the never ending edge of the world, We sit beneath the giant tree, on the patch of thick grass that seems to have been put there just for us. We talked for what seems to be hours. Never running out of things to say, feelings to share, thoughts to exchange. I reach out to touch you and you stop my hand with yours. Our fingers touch. Our hands envelop each other. Almost as though they were making love to each other. Our fingers dancing. Our eyes gazing into each others. A soft and gentl
Always On My Ind
Due to some extenuating circumstances, read that: (The Vista Police Dept) I once again have custody of my 14 year old daughter, her Mom's lack of interest in my daughters upbringing has created a monster, wont listen, talks back, ditches school, steals MY car. Since I'm a single working father I'm gone 10 hours a day, OK question: what can I threaen her with? How do I get threw to her, come on moms and dads I need advice... For those who are in or around So. Cal. I say it's time to kick up some dust and am always happy to meet new friends, Friday night Angels Sport Bar/Gentelmans Club in Corona, stop chasing virtual drinks and come party, check it out, drop my screen name at the door and you'll get half off your cover on the Gentelsmans side. Find me and intro yourself and see what HAPPY HOUR IS ALL ABOUT!!! WHO'S UP FOR PARTYING!!! Some days are so damn long that sleep is our only reward. How many happy hours are we missing, just to clock that extra hour. Then of course since you l
Thanks To You All
I meet some real one on here. Let me tell you. Girls on here are the ones that tell you how they care about what you care about into you meet them and you fine out what they are really like. i meets some on here. Just let me say that it is not all the people on here that are fake. The ones I am talking about knows who you are so don't ask. I know alot of you all are going to say " I hope that he is not talking about me." But if you said something to me and didn't do it. That makes you Fake. I didn't ask for your help and you said that you was going to help me. Yes you. And the one who I tried to help and you fucked me over. Yes I am talking about you. But to the rest of you I just want to say. Thanks for nothing. Wow it was one girl on here that I didn't know and I was talking to and she said I will send this and that and then nothing. I never asked of anything from you and now I am a ass hole for saying anything to you. And when you said that you got me. I was like yes someone is koo
Love
I think I may Have found the love of my life once and for all. I think I may be done searchin the world for someone that is going to love me for me. I am so happy. I hope everything works out.
The Idiot Is At It Again
Hi everyone... Some of you know that I have a vicious, mean stalker here on Fubar.. He has sent me well over 7000 emails, 500 revenge and boot bots on my computer... Worse he has done was to say he will kill my family and me.. I have over 25 names of his blocked here.. and he came back today with a new one. With the same threats.. I am sick if this.. This may cause me to leave Fubar for good. Because I haven't gotten any help at all. He has researched me.. and posted my home address all over Fubar. Still when I report him here all I get is the typical "Block and ignore" response. Here is what he looks like and his page... «›-¤•.„.·´G®€w ¤ µÞ ¤ à ¤ §¢®€w UÞ`·.„.•¤­‹»@ fubar When this first happened.. I called his dad.. which he did nothing... I called his mom.. she did nothing.. but I did find out he spent time in a mental institution there. Which scares the hell out of me. Tomorrow, I am calling the police in his hometown and pressing charges.. Like that will do any
Thankgving
i went to go see hellboy today was i dont impress the storyline was that great the action was cool i give 5 out 10 stars i just whated to wish all my friends a happy thankgiving hope you have a safe hoilday
Talk To Me.........
I want everyone to know that I have MUCH more to offer in the way of conversations, than just the racial issues. Unfortunately, when I poosted three mumms today (as a sort of "social experiment") the one on race seemed to never die. This leads me to believe that this still carries deep-rooted passions and emotional responces, much more than any other subject I've encountered in here. I think that I have proven myself to be an articulate, and well-versed conversationalist, and I thoroughly enjoy being so. Contraversy breeds debate; debate breeds ideas; ideas breed cooperation; cooperation breeds progress; progress leads to success; success breeds happiness; and then out of mutual happiness comes true freindship between people willing to think openly, and discuss freely!!! For those of you who think that this is really me, or that i really look ANYTHING like this: STOP READING NOW!!!!! For those of you who think that I actually live in this : you could be righ
Ramblings Lol
Pets Are For LIFE A man in Grand Rapids, Michigan incredibly took out a $7000 full page ad in the paper to present the following essay to the people of his community. HOW COULD YOU? By Jim Willis, 2001 When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took l
22 Years Ago Today
"They slipped the surly bonds of Earth And touched the face of God" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JKIZ7j20EA
Hang In There ~)
Computer now fixed I Fixed My Computer ... After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems... I have fixed my computer... and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to! Today is International Disturbed People's Day Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're frigging special.
I Am Real!
she always helps everyone please help her get her HH listen people my sister just called me having a cow it seems some people have to hurt others to win a stupid contest. I am real see i have a salute now. I jus got a camera to put pics up i had my best friends pic here till i got one never said it was my pic ever and unfortunately we only have one cpu in this house so not everyone can get on at the same time. SO BACK OFF LOSERS!
Add To Tagged
I really felt the need to add this... My dad was 64 when I was born...I was his last pride and Joy...he died 6 months later!!!
Gone...
Feelings
are all girls wondering about teh water moccassin?i am black guys arent thqt endowed r they? if it feels good do it
My Recipes!!
FUNK MARTINI 1 1/2 OZ. Vodka 1/2 OZ. Triple Sec and a splash of Cranberry juice, and Pineapple Pour liquid ingredients into a cocktail shaker with cracked ice and shake well, strain into a chilled martini glass!! now I tend to not be so fancy, lol, and mix the ingredients right in my glass(and i'm not classy enough to use a martini glass anymore lol so i use the rocks glass) I also want to add that this does sound sweet but I promise you will enjoy it has a fruit punch taste that will knock ya on yur butt!!! lol enjoy! ROCK ON DANI!! This is an easy recipe and fun to make hope you enjoy!! PEANUT BUTTER CAKE!! INGREDIENTS * 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour * 2 cups packed brown sugar * 1 cup creamy peanut butter * 1/2 cup margarine, softened * 1 cup milk * 3 eggs, lightly beaten * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips DI
Where Are My Friends????
Please show Bratt & her Daughters some love CONTEST WILL BEGIN MARCH 28th, AT 7 P.M EST & WILL LAST TWO WEEKS, ENDING APRIL 11th, AT 7 P.m. EST Click on the pic below to start bombing. Be sure to Add and Rate AKA Mrs. T to be able to bomb. Please leave a comment or two to help out and return the love that she has shown you. Be sure to Add and Rate host (AKA Mrs. T) to bomb Bratt. She is always quick to help others so let us all help her out as much as we can too. Please show Bratt & her Daughters some love. NEED TO ADD AKAMRS.T TO BOMB CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONTEST WILL BEGIN MARCH 28th, AT 7 P.M EST & WILL LAST TWO WEEKS, ENDING APRIL 11th, AT 7 P.m. EST Click on the pic below to start bombing. Be sure to Add and Rate AKA Mrs. T to be able to bomb. Please leave a comment or two to help out and return the love that she has shown you. Be sure to Add and Rate host (AKA Mrs. T) to bomb Bratt. She is always quick to hel
For Our Men And Women
This is great.Will you give this to my Daddy?As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support'Red Fridays.'Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnesse done of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen.Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. A s they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. Just
Bored Enough To Write My Thoughts
Nothing special, just some old thoughts I feel like posting cause tonight couldn't be any more boring -__-. Hope your nights are goin well! Superficial World Welcome to my superficial world, with superficial values with superficial cares, that no one cares about. In a superficial place, in my superficial head I say superficial things, that no one hears or cares about. Hear the superficial truth, from a superficial person with a superficial life, that no one looks at or cares about. Look at that supid little boy, with normal love and values. He wants a some what fantasy world, that's fun to a super loving heart. But fantasy is fake. It is never real, so don't worry or care about it. But before it's over and you want to die, here's how to handle it: Create a superficial world, with superficial values with superficial cares, that no one cares about. Cause in my superficial head, that loves and likes and hates, I cry out to a not
Short Bus Lounge Now Hiring
THE SHORT BUS LOUNGE IS NOW HIRING ALL STAFF If you are interested in any of the following positions please contact me.  General Manager-Overseeing all actions of lounge management/staff/members/visitors, including hiring & firing.  Assistant General Manager-Reports to the GM & has all duties as GM except for firing. Promoter Manager-Responsible for all internal & external promotions of the lounge including creating & designing bully's, comment drops, blasts etc also is in charge of hiring/firing up to 3 other promoters to carry out the lounge promotions.   Promoter ( 3 postions open ) - Responsible for the external promotions of the lounge as directed by Promoter Manager & other management. This includes link dropping, inviting new visitors/guests, bully dropping etc to make lounge more active.  Enforcer Manager- Responsible for all lounge security issues including with staff, supervising a staff of 3 + enforcers making sure that all drama stays out of the lounge & away from th
Bulletin I Made For An Awesome Friends Auction
Hey Everyone, Guess What? Wild's in her First Auction ever!! Silverpixi's Midsummer's Night Dream Auction. Come check it and Me out ... And Oh Yeah ... Happy Bidding!! Click on tiny pic to direct you to My Auction pic: Hello everyone... Since my first auction was a great success, I've decided to hold another one. It will start on Au
Midget Hehe
Bear Necessities
The Bear Necessities You know the routine. Rate/Fan and Add each of the following people listed below. Please DO NOT just accept the persons friend request...visit their page, rate and fan them back and leave them a comment (trust me it won't kill ya! lol). When you have rated everyone message me (aGEM4life) to be added to the list. Rate my folder of teddy/tatty bears to receive your personal Bear Necessities tag. Start with this one... The riders... ♥aGEM4life♥@ fubar HersheyK@ fubar Tappinit =FuBaron and loyal servant to Her Highness, Linda@ fubar Dee75@ fubar ♥Windy♥~Member of Stiletto Girls~&~Club United~Thunder & Lightning@ fubar ~Carrie~@ fubar
Ode To Melanie!
I am dedicating this blog to my friend Melanie.....I know how you love you some tunafish......NOT!...lol....Not fair to love the trout so much and not the tunafish!(the trout is a troutlike looking pillow)....So in your honor I am making the biggest tuna salad sandwich ever babes!............lol:P....without further ado I am off to enjoy my tasty lunch!:P
Fall Fu Festival
BID STARTED OUT AT 250 K BUT THIS IS MY 1ST AND MAYBE MY ONLY . WHO EVER BUYS ME GETS ME 2 DO BUNCH OF STUFF FOR THEM ON HERE AND IM OPEN 4 MORE IDEAS . SOMEONE IS GOING 2 END UP WITH ME THO SO HOPEFULLY I KNOW MY NEW OWNER . ANYWAY HERES THE LINK 2 MY AUCTION . ITS ON JANE DOES PAGE IF U DONT KNOW JANE U SHOULD SHE IS A SWEETHEART . SO R/F/A/ HER AND LEAVE A COMMENT WITH UR BID ON ME . WISH U ALL LUCK REMEMBER IF THERES SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE ME MORE VALUABLE LEAVE IT IN WITH THE BID . THANKZ
Chopper
These are the Family Rules and Requirements to be a Member of Chopper Bikers Club Bomb Squad!! 1. The Bomb squad leader (Lost Soul) is in charge of the Bomb Squad operations. All bombing issues go to him and he makes the decision(s) on what is needed. 2. Must be Level 5 and have a Salute to become a member. 3. Members entering contest will go through the Leader prior to entering to have Bombing Support from Family. Leader will keep a list, so that everyone gets their chance to enter contest. If you don't bomb and expect Bomb Squad Support for a contest you enter won't work here. 4. No DRAMA, Fighting with Members or causing Drama to bring Family Reputation Down.Violate # 4 you will be Removed From Bomb Squad. Respect one another and treat people the way you want to be treated!!! 5. The Bomb Squad Leader will control Bomb Squad and other Officers will assist the Leader. The Leader or Founder will make the call if any Family Member Needs to be Removed for "Rules Violation"
Random Crap
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Iwn WAY, WAY too many comic books. There's something like 6,000+ sitting in my upstairs closet. And yes I can recall almost all of them after reading the first couple pages. 2. I watch too much damn TV, but I love my DVR so very much. All CSIs, Battlestar Galatica, Dollhouse, Chuck, Iron Chef, Surviorman/Man vs Wild, Heroes, Knight Rider (new one), Fringe, Terminator, and The Office. 3. Stupid Mobster game on Facebook is a new addiction. 4. I'm a sarcastic prick. Deal with it lol 5. I've bartended for about the last 10 years of my life and still not a fan of people in general. Either
Attention Whore
Oh how you adore always wanting more Eating away like your sore Please please look at me How can you not see I just posted a new nudie Please give me some bling How about that diamond ring I'm pretty and I can sing How about that auto 11 Look at me and you'll see heaven What about that lucky seven I just can't stop Did you notice I can jump and hop Buy me something from the fu-shop I hate myself in every way Every hour of every day Make me feel better please pay More more more Just please don't ignore That I am an attention whore Dedicated to all the attention whores You will always have the need For you only know how to feed It started with a pain urgently driving you insane Always feeling left behind Online searching hoping to find Maybe your looking for a lesson Constantly seeking attention I'm a hot chick Come here look at my pic Don't you feel sick? Your sinking like a brick To the bottom of the bowl you will find a n
Life
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Shooting Star
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take itRULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!LAST PERSON YOU....[1] Who was the last person you texted?Emily :][2] You were in the car with?roomate[3] Went to the mall with? Winston[4] Person you talked on the phone with?Emily[5] You messaged/​commented on Fubar?Mel T/F Only answer with True or FalseQ:Kissed some one on your top friends?trueQ: Been searched By Cops?trueQ: Been suspended from school?trueQ: Sat on a roof top?trueQ: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?trueQ: Broken a bone?trueQ: Have shaved your head?falseQ: Played a prank on someone?trueQ: Had/have a gym membership?trueQ: Shot a gun?trueQ: Donated Blood?falseWOULD YOU RATHER:[1] Eat or drink?eat[2] Be serious or be funny?funny[3] Go to the beach or mountains?beach[4] Die in a fire or die getting shot?ShotANSWER TRUTHFULLY:[1] Sun or moon?moon[2] Winter or fall?fall[3] Left or right?left[4] Black and white or colored?W
The Fun I Have
I live and work in the edwardsville Ill.area and I really dont do much but get on my computer and check people out no harm intended,I like rating gives me something 2 do I guess,yes I do need 2 get a life right?but anyways people out here in fuland have allways been nice 2 me no rudeness if i do get it I brush it off no big deal its life,but at times I find it very difficult 2 get off the computer because once I am mind set thats it...I pass up supper time all my tv showes before I know it its time 2 go back 2 work!and the ladies are awesome 2 me out here the guys are cool 2...I guess I am just a divorced guy having his fun that he was not able 2 ever have...peace 2 all
Funny Stuff
 Woman's note to Tech Support: Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0, and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. Much to my surprise, Husband 1.0 contained additional undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, and ESPN 2.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix the problems, to no avail. What can I do? Response from Tech Support: First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try installing Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. Remember, overuse of the above applications can cause a default to Grump
Alive.....
How does one know when they are no longer alive inside?  Is it when the presence that kept them forward is gone....or the present of it?  Is it when your drive to live diminished or when it's at full?  Maybe it is when when one is alive they are no longer alive as those around them influence them and alter themselves so that they become blind to what is around them....Maybe it is when all they once had held dear is gone...or even when they awaken to a truth they were kept known from knowing in an attempt to protect them.  Maybe one no longer lives inside when they are kept from it.  If any of these are true can one peer at themselves and ever see the are no longer alive inside...and if so can they accept it and continue forward beyond the boundaries of life inside one's soul? and if not what becomes of them? where do they end up they can't push forward or even when they can?  Are they able to bring life back to themselves inside when it dies inside?  Can the body life on without the so
I Want My Son To Burn These Words Into His Soul...
"serv asat serv asat serv asat to exterminate the plague soiling my brain i put the pen to the pad until the madness drains cuz words are colossal aggressive not docile infectious like a brothel no need to get hostile calling all apostles united we stand they bleeding out they nostrils i'm wicked with hands throwing vicious combinations witness devastation i just fucked your soul annihilation!!! feel the sensation tickle & grow spreading over your mind & taking control a noble savage on a rampage war is all that i know feeding hungry heads defeating all your heros art saves make the pain a weapon you can use art saves make the pai
Food For Thought ...
Go placidly amid the noise and haste,and remember what peace there may be in silence.As far as possible without surrenderbe on good terms with all persons.Speak your truth quietly and clearly;and listen to others,even the dull and the ignorant;they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons,they are vexations to the spirit.If you compare yourself with others,you may become vain and bitter;for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble;it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.Exercise caution in your business affairs;for the world is full of trickery.But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;many persons strive for high ideals;and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself.Especially, do not feign affection.Neither be cynical about love;for in the face of all aridity and disenchantmentit is as perennial as the grass. Take kin
Dj Wyldwest @ Dirtydeedsradio!
come bye sometime and check out dirtydeedsradio!! check out al the djs and the everyone at ddr! im on from 8pm-11pm eastern time mond tuesday wednesday, and for the after party 2am-5am est. on sunday mornings. check it out and or check me out :)  http://www.fubar.com/lounge/52426 peace!      
Lonely
 I am so lonely, I'm in the process of a divorce with my husbnd, I only see my boyfriend only one day a week cause that is all he allows me to see him. When I want to come over more  he is always so busy, and or I feel like I am bothering him. And I talk to this friend in Texas but he is to far away from me to go out with for a night, so we talk on the phone. Just feel like that there is not enough love in my life. I miss being held by someone, and having  some one show me how much they love me. Wish I just had some love in my life that will never leave, be bored with me, or push me away.
Harleys Haters Unite
On Harleychicks dumbass comments about respect and the female biker, NO ONE, man or woman, deserves respect because they're a biker. Harleys should be outlawed and anyone riding one should be shot on site.No questions asked. Great you love motorcycles, but does everyone else really need to hear you coming from 5 miles away. If they were the same volume as a crotch rocket I'd have no problem. But when I can't talk on the phone, hear my kids, or watch TV when one turns down my street - I wish you'd all get hit by a semi. The only reason you have them that loud is so everyone looks at you, and they do. Problem is your all to dumb to realize NO ONE is looking at you saying "wow he's cool" but EVERYONE is looking at you saying "why'd that ass%$#& have to turn down my street?" or "why haven't they made those f'in things illegal yet?" You can bet your ass that if I was a mayor or a governor - there wouldn't be any Harleys in my town or state. Not to mention the badass biker persona went out i
Kicks..
Video on my page shows me throwing 2 basic spinning kicks..:)
My Photos
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Ummm Ya!!
Why does it seem like every manager i've every worked for (with few exceptions), as been lazy, fag, too skinny (nerd type). why do i never see any FIT/Active managers.. ppl whom are proactive and solve problems instead of standing around iwth other fat/lazy manager and *discussing* the problem. This shit annoys me. This is why in the next few yrs im gonna be in management and show them how its done. I hate these fucks.  I'm sweating busting my ass hussleing. and all these lazy fucks so it stare and try to critic me.  I don't MIND critic, but when its unnecessary just for a manager to SAY SOMETHINg.. come on douch bag.. do something.
Tweakmycomputer
If you're having trouble with your computer no matter what it is, I give free advice , Tips , and tricks to speeding/tweaking up your computer. No matter how fast you think your computer is, i can make it run even faster, better and safer.Read my blog daily or each week for new tips. I post up information you need to know to help you almost daily and i post new tweak tips each week. You may be fimiliar with some of these tips and information i provide for free but i guarentee if you visit often enough you will learn a handful of new tricks you never knew.You also never have to sign up to post comments ,ask questions or reply as it is open to anyone to do so freely. Guests who do sign up can get inside secrets that aren't shown freely for the world's preying eyes. Signing up is optional.I also do Remote Access from my home so that you can get the help you need without moving your computer.I also help with Photoshoping,creating Websites/Pages, Graphics and designs and i even provide a fr
Pert2012
Angry North Korea threatens retaliation, nuclear test expected (Reuters) - A bristling North Korea on Wednesday said it was ready to retaliate in the face of international condemnation over its failed rocket launch, increasing the likelihood the hermit state will push ahead with a third nuclear test. Cheap Karen Millen The North also ditched an agreement to allow back inspectors from the International Atomic Energy Agency. That followed a U.S. decision, in response to the rocket launch it says was a disguised long-range missile test, to break off a deal earlier this year to provide the impoverished state with food aid. Pyongyang called the U.S. move a hostile act and said it was no longer bound by its February 29 agreement with Washington, dashing any hopes that new leader Kim Jong-un would soften a foreign policy that has for years been based on the threat of an atomic arsenal to leverage concessions out of regional powers.  Karen Millen Dresses "We have thus become able to take
Dien Thoai Sky
Điện thoại Sky A850- TKVN phân phối chính hãngdien thoai sky   Sky Vega R3 A850S/L/K với chíp lõi4, ram 2G, cùng với màn hình 5.3 IPS là một trong những chiếc điện thoại hàn quốc mạnh nhất hiện nay Sky A850S/L/K với 2 màu Đen & Trắng truyền thống của dòng điện thoại sky Sky Vega R3 A850L/S/K sản phẩm điện thoại độc tại Việt Nam Sky A850L điện thoại android 4 với với màn hình 5.3 IPS SKy A850 mới nguyên hộp và phụ kiền đi kèm 02 pin, dock sạc, tai nghe, cáp, dán màn hình       Nguồn dien thoai sky Ghi chú1. Chúng tôi không khẳng định c
Slide Shows
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Poems
The same song, but a different melody...sung slightly off key.. The same color, but a different shade...not quite as pretty.. The same style, but a different size...it doesn't fit right anymore.. The same words, but different meaning...they have lost their passion.. The same hearts, but different paths...they have lost their way... The same moonlit sky, never changing...ever beautiful... Lead them back home. The winds have changed direction The nights have grown cold Overwhelming my senses Chilling my soul Icy fingers of dread Touched me in a dream “Beloved..” he whispered But spoke not to me Unsure how I missed them The signals and signs Its true what they say Love really is blind I am merely a vehicle A means to an end Enlightened and humbled My heart now may mend My trust I gave freely My love for him pure Yet I’ve only one regret Of this I am sure The time that we spent The joy and the love Not a curse on my heart But a gift from a
Blah
im sitting in my office with absolutely nothing to do and im bored out of my fucking mind. i wish that i knew where there was a party. maybe if i could get trashed then i wouldn't be so bored. anyway. blah. steve-o
1-2-3-4 I Love The Marine Corps
Playgirl21
I am a 21 year old girl here just trying to make some friends and more friends. Im new to this site and so far i love it. So check out my space here cause i dont think im doing to bad. what kind of world is it my friend that little children see? Do they see strength in caring eyes who watch them as they play? or maybe love though gentle hands that guide them on their way? Do you think they dream of future times when they would be just enjoy their present life while with their friends they see. Do they see the acts of kindness done for people who are poor? And when the day is over as they close their eyes to sleep Do they look forward to tomorrow? If this is what the children see. then it should be no surprise. The world would be a better place. if we all had children eyes. Copyright 2006 In loving you I have experienced The happiness and the hurt The feeling of you forever The need to be with you The need to love you forever Its all here inside of m
Geo D's Blog
So last night at work we had ICP's Hallowicked. Basically it's the biggest ICP concert of the year for those who don't know. Picture people from the ages of 17-22 running around with face paint and spraying Faygo pop all over the place. It was a sold out show, almost 3,300 people. You'd think it 3,300 people there would be some hot girls. Guess again. This was the bullshit of all bullshit. Being a bartender one of the perks is getting to flirt with good looking ladies. Last night, not so much. To make matters worse, ICP fans are the worst tippers ever. None of them have money. Bunch of broke asses. Not to mention the majority was underage. So I got to listen to shitty music all night, get soaked in nasty pop, look at ugly face painted freaks and not make any money. Sounds great, can't wait til next year. is dead to me. Tonight at work was quite possibly the worst concert we've ever had. It was called the "Sports Jersey Jump Off 2007". I guess people were supposed to wea
Poetry/short Story Ideas
Over a year has passed since I last saw your face, I never even though to utter a sylable of your name. However, you haunt me in my most secret place, I don't know why these feelings still remain. We put each other through so much in so little time The frustration, abuse, and pain. I hate you for you took something of mine, Yet I do not know why these feelings still remain Laying in the aftermath of my destruction The dialtone still in my ear My soul poured out all over the floor A beauty thought to be endless This angel of innocence and simplicity Has a dirty face and an endless black soul A lonely heart rots into a forgotten black lump In the middle of this breakdown In a world where there is no light,no hope I feel the coldness sink into my skin Nothing can ever go back to the way it was Nothing in the world could ever spare the pain Of those three small words. If anyone can help me come uo with names for these help me out please :-) When you say my name,
Booboo
I didn't want to admit that I had thought about him, too, but had been too proud to reach out. We were both silent for a few moments, each of us lost in our own memories. Suddenly he took my hand in his and brought it to his lips. Even though it was freezing outside on teh balcony, I felt myself warm up, my pulse quicken. He kissed me on the lips. His lips were full and soft like I remembered. i opened my mouth just enough for him to slip his tongue inside. I wrapped my arms around his shoulders, leaning into his body. His hands caresses my bare back. "What are we doing?" I asked as I pulled away from him. "You've always asked too many questions," he said as he smiled and pulled me back into his arms, then began to nuzzle my neck just below my ear. Damn, he knows that's my spot. He moved up to my cheek and then back to my lips before I could protest. My mouth seemed to have a mind of its own as I inhaled his intoxicating scent. Maybe Terrence and Viv were right: this should be my nig
Randomness Resulting In My First Blog
Okay so update on my working situation. Im going to be going back to work from 4am - 3pm Im going to start again around Sept. 5th Yay i guess So im not going to be on here much but im probably going to be getting a new cell since my last was broken. Tonight IM going to be partying in seattle around the Showbox region of seattle lol Im going to get drunk Im going to smoke Im going to flirt...okay not really i have a crush on someone already and he knows who he is [No its not lifesez or sinister edge] lol Im going to hangout at my Ex's tonight Jason, not rob. So if im too drunk ill be spending the night Since ive added a bunch of new friends who HAVENT read my profile If i call you babe it doesnt mean i like you If you think you're in love with me dont tell me Oh and im getting pretty fuckin pissed because a certain guy decided it'd be fun to send me a vid of him jerking it to my pix honestly do you guys think that gets me off? I have other things that get me off tha
What I Am Looking For In A Man N Alittle About Me
I like a confident man,I hope to find someone who wants the same things out of life as I do...security, experiences, trust,romantic, partnership, family and friendship. Someone with similar interests but then differences are good. A person who has a good sense of humor and can make me laugh. (Laughter is the best medicine to cure the difficulities of life.Smile every one warms your heart.....PLZ SIGN GUEST BOOK FIRST,TY WINKS,,AND IF YOU REALLY WANT MY ATTN, OR HEART,,,SMILES,, SEND ME MUSIC TO csexyblonde@gmail.com,,,no rap or metal plz ty ..smiles,LOVES MIXES LOVE SONGS N BLUES,,HINT LOl...hey read my blogs and learn alot about me ..winks *****P.S. I love the outdoors or dress to the nines and go out to dinner,,I LOVE LIFE and the LORD I like a confident man,I hope to find someone who wants the same things out of life as I do...security, experiences, trust,romantic, partnership, family and friendship. Someone with similar interests but then differences are good. A person who has a
Bigger Boobies... Joke!
Subject: big boobs A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargement. He tells her, 'Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby dooby. I want bigger boobies.' She did this every day faithfully and after several months ... It worked! She grew great boobs! One night she went to a party, got trashed, and went home with some strange guy. In the morning when she woke up, she didn't know where she was, so she took a shower and left for work. On the bus she realized that she had forgotten to do her morning ritual. At this point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and said, 'Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.' A guy sitting nearby asked her, 'Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?' 'Why, yes, I do. How did you know?' 'Hickory dickory dock ...'
Pagan Pride Project
What Is Pagan Pride Day? I have had the Priviledge and Honour to have been the Local Coordinator for Pagan Pride Day - Jackson, Mississippi, from 2004 - 2006. This included the 2005 Event which we managed to still hold just 3 weeks after Hurricane Katrina. I would encourage any and all to become involved with this worthwhile effort on whatever level you can and feel confortable with, whether that be as a Volunteer, a Sponsor, a Vendor, or just an Attendee. The Pagan Pride Project is a non-profit organization. The primary purposes of this corporation shall be the advancement of religion and elimination of prejudice and discrimination based on religious beliefs. Mission Statement: The mission of the Pagan Pride Project is to foster pride in Pagan identity through education, activism, charity and community. Defining the Mission Statement: We try to keep our purpose balanced through the inspirations of Air, Fire, Water, and Earth: Air: Education We're never going to
Fucking Bees
ozzy fest kicked ass lamb of god kicks fucking ass. but i got to much sun lol lol To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up.
Fall Out Boy
OK So the concert fuckin ROCKED.. It was fuckin awsome.. And so during Gym Class Heroes the lead singer made a good point.. And I have been finding it true.. There is this angle that woman take pictures at that makes ANYONE look good.. Makes fat chics look thin.. Makes ugly chics look cute.. And it seems like they all know about this angle.. Stop trying to be what you arent and be your fuckin self.. Thats my piece on it.. Peace.. OK so I have an extra ticket to Fall Out Boy in Jacksonville next month.. This is driving me nuts cause I havent found anyone to go yet.. The show is OCT 30 and in JAX, FL.. Who wants to go??
Breanna
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO BABY BREANNA.SHE IS 2 MTHS OLD.HER MOTHER FOUND HER IN THE BED NOT BREATHING.SHE WAS CARRIED TO THE HOSPITAL AND HAD TO BE PUT ON MACHINES.THEY ARE SAYING THAT SHE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE IT.BABY BREANNA ISN'T DOING VERY GOOD TONIGHT HER SITUATION HAS WORSENED PLEASE PRAYER FOR THIS SWEET BABY.BELOW IS BREANNA AND BELOW THAT IS A LINK TO HER FAMILY WITH MORE PICS PLEASE SHOW LOVE AND PRAYERS!!! THIS IS CASSIE, BREANNA'S MOM cassie@ fubar THIS IS MONIQUE HER GRANDMA
Random Thoughts
Ok before this one even begins, no offense to any woman on my list, and if you feel you might take offense to any rant that comes from me, please hit the X on your upper right hand side :D Moving right along...what in the fuck is with these women, who are attractive, begging for an ego boost. No no no! Better yet, wtf is wrong with you men that feed into this pathetic crap? And before you start, yes I will disagree with compliments, mostly for fun, but if I say something, it's not for attention, it's just speaking the truth and is no way, shape or form an invitation to try and make me see it your way. Back on track, we have these obviously beautiful women posting Mumm's and what not about needing someone else's opinion on whether she's hot enough to post nsfw pics, or whether she's pretty enough for you to consider fucking, whatever the question is, you've all seen it, so you know damn well what I'm talking about. Now honestly, I'm not sure which part is worse, the broad posting
Love Yourself To Love Another
From: ∞∫Anji∫∞ Date: Nov 13, 2007 1:22 PMIf you wish to read more, add me on myspace! Click the link above to lead you to my personal profile. Actions speak louder than words... always have and always will... Pray you never have to apply these same principals to overcome a denial of love as I have with you... For now who then becomes the fool... I am not a physical desire or pleasure you seek nor conquest, merely a measure of how well you truly know thyself!Everything I have for you, tarnished but never will it fade... by your own record your time has come to pass and there is another, to learn the lesson that I have been sent to teach... Rejected and scorned time and time again, resenting knowledge of what some cannot see for themselves until it is too late... One day you will be the one to ask why.... and how... Just as others before trial and tribulate... One day you will truly understand... today is not that day!Until you bring it unto your self, it is
Xmas Wish List
isnt he just gorgeous but this little fuck is $60 + supplies this little fella is pretty too but only $30 + supplies
My First...
I was in an arguement today about religion. normally, I can kick anyone's ass in a debate over religion.. proving my point and so on. But today, I met this guy who suprisingly beat me! I was crushed. Honest to god, I take my hat off to him. He debated a great debate and I would do it with him over and over again. It was fun. Well done, Crazyeyez. I was on a field trip with my class today. We went to the Botanic Gardens in Adelaide for further, more in-depth study of Horticulture. We stopped to have lunch and the cafe' there sold beer! So, thinkin', "Alright, I got paid today.. I havn't bought or had a drink since I turned 18! I'm treating myself." So I did.. I bought my first ever beer by myself. I know that's not a big deal for most.. but I'm becoming more independant! It was a Light Beer Cascade. GOD! It tasted so goooood. Of course, if my boss teacher found out, I'd be in trouble.. but it was so worth it, feeling that cold brew lunge down my throat...
Across The Miles
Here I set upon this world,my chin resting upon my folded hands.I see the heavens as they surround my very soul.And the stars light my every needs. I look upon the rivers that flows,and a child is reborn.I feel the breeze within the storms and a whisper of warmth that overcomes me.I hear a gentle voice,and my tears flows,as my blue eyes tells my deepest secrets. Within my heart it calls your name.I wait for an evening song,that shall fill my world.I shall reach among the beauty and shine.And the sun shall gleamer through the hope of a spectrum.And across the miles I shall dance within your soul.Gleam upon your heart.And there i will live forever. Music Video Codes - Myspace Video Codes - Myspace Codes
Bsl Must Stop
Firefighters
Pimpouts
She was deleted by a hater and now she is back and she needs help getting back to Fu-king. HatinOnMeWontMakeYouPretty ☆JustSoYouKnowI'mBack☆FuBaЯ'sAfte®HoursPromoter@ fubar
My Health
For the past month and a 1/2 i have not been my self health wise... i have been working way to many hours and my body is telling me it is time to slow down with everything.. so i am not on as much as i used to be.. so i hope everyone is not missing me to much, but when i am on every now and then i will try and rate at least 100 pics for everyone or catch up on stashes.. so please keep me in your prayers and thoughts and i will do the same as much as i can.. METAL RON you are one sweet friend i want to thank you for the rates i did the best i could today i am sorry it was not much.. i will try and rate your pics more in the next few days stay sweet and again thank you
Da Whatever Box
Your Bedroom Personality: Wild In the bedroom, you are eager to try anything that's new - and even daring. You are up for experimenting. In fact, that's pretty much all you do. And while there's never a dull moment with you, your wild ways can be a bit overwhelming. You may be afraid of being a "one trick pony," but it's okay to keep things basic from time to time. What's Your Bedroom Personality? Well, I don't know how many avid readers I have, but I figured it was at least good to type out my thoughts. I have to choose between two great job opportunities, one in North Carolina and one in Michigan. The pros of Michigan job are that it pays much better and is close to family. However, the North Carolina has much more potential for growth and a larger crop of women in my age group, I do not hope to be single forever. Well, if you are still reading, I thank you and feel free to leave any advice or just rip me for griping about having too many good opportunities. We
Funny Stuff
Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body ama
Contests We Are Helping In
there are a few contests going on right now please Bombers show some Love First two to 10,000 in two weeks Gets a VIP
My Lil Brother
Hydrovamp Please go show him some of that famous Fubar love He's a sweet guy and he'll return the love And he has a great sense of humor so please show him a good time lol
Yep
I'm finally back online. It wasn't even two weeks but it felt like forever. I totally had withdrawals proving that I REALLY am addicted to fubar..lol So here I am in Texas, single, and living with my parents. How peachy..lol. Anyway I missed everyone and I'm ecstatic to be back!!! Cya around..xoxo.
Auction
Starting bid is 100k Here is the link [ fubar.com photo: 3318866864 ] ALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTS.. ITS HERE.. THE ONE.. THE ONLY SHORT BUS AUCTION.. CHECK OUT THESE HOTTIES THAT ARE IN IT SO FAR YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO OWN ONE OF THEM SHORT BUS RIDERS #1 SHORT BUS RIDERS #2 THERE IS STILL TIME TO JOIN.. JUST EMAIL ME YOUR LINK TO THE PIC. YOU WANT TO USE AND WHAT YOU WANTING TO OFFER!!!! ENTRY DEADLINE IS THE 14TH OF JUN
Basement
COME JOIN US!!! COME JOIN THE BASEMENT Are You Ready For METAL MUSIC! Lets Hope So Get You A$$ In The Basement For The Best Music & The Best People !!! (repost of original by '۞£¥dîåψŞÊŴĊψ~Måñãgèr@Thê Bāšêmént' on '2008-07-10 08:50:29')
Enchantment
Love is a game of tug of war so pull me close. Its not a burnin sensation its more of a slow roast. Wanna see the bruises from where I fell head over heals for you? The pain is nothing for a love so true. Without u I’m nothin like a vampires’ reflection. Let me reassure u I’m here for all the bliss and affection. Better than words so u leave me speechless. There’s nothin I wouldn’t do for u I must confess. Guess I caught Ne-Yo cause for you I’m so sick. I'll give u the key to my heart and hope to never evict. Want my love to cuddle you, and keep u secure. Biggest part of my world keepin me pure. I cant live without my heart so promise u wont leave. Lovelier than the breeze on a warm summers eve. Want to build this up like Lego blocks. I wanna touch you every second like the hands on a clock.
Crazy!
I've gone crazy, just a little obsessed And I'm stressed 'Cause I'm feelin' like I'm failin' your test Please don't judge me today I'm not lookin' my best And I'm not sure I know what to do It's not easy, letting somebody see This side of me All the ugliness and insecurity Please don't push me away There's so much more to me And I know there's so much more to you I said I'd give up but I lied It just hurts that you won't let me inside I guess now it's time to swallow my pride Can't confide in anyone I've denied what I've become And that's someone who's crazy for you If you want me to go, I'll go so quietly Won't see my face or hear another word from me But if you want me to stay Please just say it to me 'Cause you know that's what I wanna do I'm sorry if it seems like I'm comin' on strong It's been so long Since someone like you has happened along Please just give me a chance To prove I'm not wrong That there's something good 'bout me and you I s
Too Much?
Do i ask too much to want someone around? Or is it too much to want to be loved for being me? Is it too much to want someone to make me laugh and put a smile on my face? And be there for me when things go wrong? Is it too much I am asking to want someone to except what is and not complain or question what cant be? Is it too much to want the one i want to want me in return? And show how they feel without walking away? I guess I want a dream For everyhthing seems to be too much to ask for.
Will Buy Bling Packs And Auto 11's!!
I have no money to buy my girls Xmas presents. I bought them a few little things, but that's all I could afford. One of my awesome friends is helping me with a few presents for them. Thank you SO much! I just want my 2 little girls to have an awesome Xmas.. Please help if you can. Even just a little helps! xoxo
Inside The Mind Of A Madman
I sit here comparing notes on "what I want to be when I grow up" from when I was a kid, and find myself notching yet another one from the list. Life's been an interesting ride so far, with so much accomplished, it'll be a fun challenge moving on to the other things on my list. Checking em off as I go: Comedian/Actor/Stuntman- back from 95-97, I was in CUTV's "Fright Night Friday," playing the leader of a psychotic, but extremely stupid biker gang. Most have no idea how much forethought goes into making stupid believable, and being amateurs playing with pyrotechnic effects had it's own rush. The cult following the show had gave me a taste of what fame is like, and it's fun. Vocalist/Bassist- notched this one off with several projects I was part of after my first go at college. Played live at a party when I was with the "International Department of Population Control," stirring up a decent mosh pit that destroyed quite a few "parent's belongings." Glad I wasn't the one to explain w
What I Want
This is one of those chain emails but I don't care if a million people repost it. I don't believe in that bs but I DO know this is what I want in a guy!!And to the nice guys out there I APPRECIATE YOU!!To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she g
Loss
Who are we as a society to judge just how long it takes to fall in love? 1 moment...1 breathe...1 sec....a heartbeat??? can there possibly be love at first site that after a few days it make one willing to give up everything for that love? i think time is just realtive.....a second can feel like an eternity when holding onto a burning limb, and hour can can pass in a second when in the arms of a passionate lover.
Pittsburgh Mayor /steeler Pride
Do these young people realize the impact of what they do and cause?! I sat yesterday (saturday morning july 3rd ) listening to the preacher speak about Jaytaun and his passing, thinking how devestating this is to his family and friends and his 2 babies 1 of which will never even have gotten to spend any real time or memories making with him, 19 years old hardly began to live and taken within minutes by 2 other young individuals. Jaytaun was more then just a friend he stayed with us at our house with his brother he was like a son to me aand a brother to my children seeing him in that casket was surreal and watching the video footage they played of his pics growing up from birth to when he died was heartbreaking. Would these 2 boys have shot him if they seen and known him like we did or witnessed him celebrate the birth of his children at the hospital. Now 3 lives r ruined along with the hearbreak of all thier families its ashame life has to be learned through such serious actions some c
Fu-pics
The ammount of people that have fu pics made on a website that they pay fubux for, if you want a decent pic made, send me a mail with a link to your pic and ill crack on. check out my art page for more some idea of what iv done before donations welcome but not needed atm.
Its Been A Very Rough Day Today
I was notified at 10am this morning that a very very good friend of mine of over 10 year died of a brain aneurysm this morning at her home. She was only 35 years old. This was totally unexpected and no one knew that anything was wrong with her. I am in total shock, and very sad about this. I have tried to hang out on here but I can not keep my head on straight. So if you could please keep my family and her family in your prayers. She left behind a husband, a 12 year old son and a 8 year old daughter....
Are You Hot?
You Are Super Spicy You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy. You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire! Are You Hot?
Can We Do This?
click to see my work and leave a comment! Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas
Help Him Godfather Please
I NEED A LITTLE HELP!! THIS GUY BADBOY IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND !!! HE NEEDS TO LEVEL !!! SO LET ALL HELP HIM !! PLZ !!! CLICK PIC (¯`¤ ÐJßãÐßØ¥¤´¯)ÖWñÈR @†HÈßLÚÈMÖÖñ*£ÚMÄRRÌÈÐ*²(¯`¤Ì†§ÚrÄñgêl¤´¯)ÖWñÈR*§ÖÚ†HÈRñHÌÐÈWÄ¥@ fubar PLEASE TELL HIM KIDD SENT YA !! THIS PIMP OUT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ♦DJ KIDD ROCK♦♦Fu/Rl B/F Of DaNgErOuS DeSiRe♦The Cerebral Assassin@ fubar
Just Blogging
Is America as free as we say we are? I was watching some news coverage on the homeless in L.A. and was completely appalled at the cost of the shocking solution. Because of the amount of daily homeless and the shelters maxed out they came up with a new invention as a solution to the problem they hope to get rid of. The solution was mobile camp carts that doubled as a cart by day and by night it becomes a camper. This invention is supposed to put a roof over the heads of the homeless unable to go to the shelters because of overcrowding. To manufacture this mobile camp cart (which is nothing more than a oversized shopping cart fitted with a camping tent around it in a way it could fold down by day and be set back up at night) it cost $500 each! Why would there even be a price on something for the penniless or homeless? I could go into my back yard and gather thrown away materials and craft a better more sturdier mobile camp cart for no price at all. Maybe it cost to have the people to
I Hate My Job
Have you ever had to work with someone who you absolutely cannot stand? Someone who makes your life a living hell every single day? How about someone who lies to make you look bad and them look better?   I woke up today to a phone call from my ex boyfriend who is also a manager where I work. He was FLIPPING out on me because I supposedly told a new manager that he was going to be transferred. This new manager from day one has picked fights with me because he knows that I'm better than him.   He went WAY too far this time. I am about to lose my job because he is making things up. I have NO CLUE what he said to them because no one will talk to me about it. They just say, "Its done." They won't let me talk to anyone about it. Now Its all gone to shit because some wannabe HOTSHOT wants to go run his mouth to the big rigs bc he feels inferior to me.   I am about to just say fuck it and completely quit my job so they don't fire me and because I cannot work with ppl who think I'm a liar
Dreams
I want to be the first to buy you a Nathan's. I want to feel the joy, every time, of our first kiss. I want to know it is because of you that the sun rises. I want to see the day begin, in your eyes.
Buy Me!
Hey! i need to be bought 25 continuous times in 24 hours by 25 different people. This is to level.. I also cant be disowned.  Please help me by buyin me at the cheapest price possible so others can afford me down the road! :) Thanks!!!!
J Escobar
I love your face and your warm embraceWhen you hold me, its like youve always known meKiss on the forhead the meaning of admirationIts like a love creationWhen you kiss me I can feel how much youve missed meHow you look in my eyes its like you can see my soulI cant express my feelings for you bc there is no words to describe my complete blissI feine for your kiss and would die for your smileIm addicted to you
Socrates Quotes
True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.SocratesTrue wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us.SocratesWhere there is reverence there is fear, but there is not reverence everywhere that there is fear, because fear presumably has a wider extension than reverence.SocratesWisdom begins in wonder.SocratesWorthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.Socrates I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.SocratesI only wish that ordinary people had an unlimited capacity for doing harm; then they might have an unlimited power for doing good.SocratesI was really too honest a man to be a politician and live.SocratesIf a man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.SocratesIf all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take the
In God We Trust
Here's your chance to let the media know where the people stand on our faith in God, as a nation. NBC is presently taking a poll on "In God We Trust" to stay on our American currency. Please send this to every Christian you know so they can vote on this important subject. Please do it right away, before NBC takes this off their web page.. Poll is still open so you can vote: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10103521/ This is not sent for discussion. If you agree forward it, if you don 't, delete it. By my forwarding it, you know how I feel. I'll bet this is going to be a surprise to NBC.
Ratings
This past Saturday night I went to bed forgetting to close my Fubar account . Unfortunately for me , when my 20 year old son got off work  , he took it a upon himself to rate some profiles . So if anyone was rated anything less than a 10 , I sincerely apologize . As it stands now I have already suffered attacks on my name and account . I do not wish to reciprocate any hostilities . So if you do not like me or the way I look please block me. Thank You
Misc.
Love Horoscope
Love Zodiac Profile- Aries If you are Aries:You are very romantic. You do not hold back your feelings and are very expressive in love and romance. You are very charming and amiable. In any social gathering, the opposite sex is attracted towards you. The opposite sex likes you because of your good looks and sociable nature. Since you attract so much attention from the opposite sex, your steady partner may feel jealous and possessive about you. But you are faithful to your partner. You are a very spontaneous lover. Your partner loves your little ideas of love and romance. You are a dynamic lover and wear the pants in your relationships.Your kissing style:You are a fantastic kisser. Your kisses are unforgettable.To attract you, the opposite sex must be:passionate, very active, not very sensitive, effervescent, etc.You are more compatible with - Sagittarius, Leo, AquariusYou are less compatible with - Cancer, Gemini, Pisces, Virgo
Badgirl13
Sly's Crib
Three passions govern my life:The longings for love, the search for knowledge,And unbearable pity for the suffering of others. Love brings ecstasy and relieves loneliness.I thought I knew what love was, but now I see the prefiguring vision of the heavens that saints and poets have imagined.With equal passion I have sought knowledge.I have wished to understand the hearts of people.I have wished to know why the stars shine.Love and knowledge led upwards to the heavens,But always pity brought me back to earth;Cries of pain reverberated in my heartOf children in famine, of victims torturedAnd of old people left helpless.I long to alleviate the evil, but I cannot,And I too suffer.This is my life; I find it worth living.
Kev's Lost On Fubar Blog
Another new site and I'm lost already. Anyone who visits my profile or sends me a message, be patient with me...please. And Steven, if your out there....help!!!
Sleepy Friends
Valentines Day Vent
February 14th, the most overrated day.All the flowers and the chocolates, it's so fucking cliche. Cheesy cards get purchased and reservations get made.But it's obviously just done so the guy can get laid.And yet girls eat it up, cause it validates their life.As if they only have value as a girlfriend or wife.Good for you, congrats, you got a Valentine's Day Date.And I'm oh so sure that you've found your fucking soulmate.Cause those obnoxious couples full of love, having fun.More than half of those couples in six months will be done.Seriously, google it, the statistics don't lie.In fact fifty-three percent will break up by July.So why get sad or depressed if you don't have a date?Who gives a shit, you can still masturbate.And don't get me started on that dude they call Cupid.A flying sniper a diaper, how fucking stupid.So how the fuck did this day get so big and pervasive?Because Corporate America can be mighty persuasive.Big companies love it, they think it's the bomb.Fucking Halmark a
Random Thoughts That Come To Mind, From Time To Time.
---this Person Digs You
---This person digs you
Grip Your Faith
you don't even see how fast the ball moves   speed time up to past   the plastic groves round smooths us around   chance to lose us inside trust   damn wild vines of impermanent permanence   too soon bitter taste too late vane with waste   grip your faith
Been 4ever!!!!
OMG IT'S BEEN 4EVER SINCE I'VE BEEN ON HERE!! LIKE YEARS!!!! I MISSED MY FRIENDS!!!! I AM SINGLE AGAIN!!!! IF ANYONE REMEMBERS ME HIT ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!
On Turning 22
13 oct was hell of a day...... lol ppl say wen u turn 21 it is awesome... but I say even turning 22 is awesome too.... n wen u wer young just a cake n buddies was birthday.... da buddies r same still but... only instead of cake we have booze.... lol... n lukily my party went on for 3 dayz...gosh now dat I am broke....ha ha ah
Bitch Mode
I want to set one fucking thing straight. I DONOT create the fucking drama on here. It is the jealous ass bitches that seem to not have a fucking life on here that they thrive on the bullshit. Now I do stand up for myself or attack back, once attacked. It is not in me to let shit slide sometimes. Not once have I said anything to anyone just out of the fucking blue ON HERE, So stop lying to make yourself look good when in fact your a scared pussy. There will be a reason behind the fucking shit I say or do. I despice the childish ass games that some of you play on here and some of you are old enough to my motherfucking MOMMY. Deal with your own shit and stay the fuck out of mine. So tired of oh she said this or that, you fucking right I said it, but it is after you open your big fucking mouth and decided to make me your conversation piece of the day. I have let pretty much a lot of it slide and just ignore your silly ass. Get on down the fucking road and deal with your own insecuri
Poems!
Sonnet 130: My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;Coral is far more red than her lips' red;If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.I have seen roses damasked, red and white,But no such roses see I in her cheeks,And in some perfumes is there more delightThan in the breath that from my mistress reeks.I love to hear her speak, yet well I know,That music hath a far more pleasing sound.I grant I never saw a goddess go;My mistress when she walks treads on the ground.And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rareAs any she belied with false compare.  William Shakespeare Annabel Lee It was many and many a year ago,In a kingdom by the sea,That a maiden there lived whom you may knowBy the name of ANNABEL LEE;And this maiden she lived with no other thoughtThan to love and be loved by me.I was a child and she was a child,In this kingdom by the sea;But we loved with a love that was mor
Blog
I was really bored and uploaded the current NFL coaches pics. If you know some of them go to try to name them without looking at the comments, (which there are none yet lol) I still need to add about 8 more, but I need to level up or pick some pics to delete to add the rest. I put this on my profile too, but this is for those of you that only read the blogs. A couple days ago I totaled up how much money I spent here and it came to about $200.oo. I realize that is not a lot compared to others but it is a hell of a lot for my budget. I have always felt that fubar is the master of coming up with ways to charge money without actually giving you a product. But it was fun and I met some great people here, so I bought the vip, the bling, the blasts, and the extra 11's. I decided to let my vip run out mostly because of the nonsense of the bouncer. Yesterday (2-1-09) was my last day as a vip and I see I stopped at the perfect time. Fubar is not going to make any cha
The Story Of Snowy
As a general rule, there are few things that I feel strongly enough about to post thoughts for other people to read, but this is one of them, so The Shooter cranks one out. If you have read my profile you know that I am an animal lover and activist whenever neccessary or possible. One day last week my wife comes home with the story of Snowy and relates it to me. Seem that one of the oil-field workers that does some business with their company has a dog to "get rid of". We currently have three rescue dogs in our home and have lost two of our old dogs this year. One of our remaining three is 15 years old, deaf and blind. The poing being that when we take in a dog, we take it in for life regardless of what comes with them such as heartworms, worms, cancer, mange, broken bones and a host of other ailments common to the species. We fix them, make them well and they live with us the rest of their lives. Stay with me here, I'm making a point. This person bought Snowy when she w
Smoking To Relieve Boredom!
Its been almost 18 months since i started school...Sometimes i think i just dont have the strength or the energy or just plain old will to finish. Its only 2 or so more months...I need some strong support to get thru...it would be much appreciated!
Uncensored-edition
Most people ask, what i like and what i dont like so hear it is, I don't like guys who show off about the size of there dick, when really even if it big u probley dont even know how to work it, and how ur so eager to get laid every fucken night by god knows what kind of a girl, (which probley has some STD) but u dont care as long as u bust a nut, And dont be into urself, cuz thats a major turn of when u spend more time then ur girlfriend dose to get ready for the day. I like it when a guy is truthful dosent lie even about the smallest things like leaving the towelet set open we expect it duh!! Even though we get on ur ass. And girls like when a guy shows then effection, even if u want to fuck DONT well not every night *wink* but just hold her and tell he that u dont want to let her go...blah blah what ever, i am sure u know. I not trying to say that its just u guys girls do it to thats why there are labaled whores, slut, traps....ect...The world is not just about sex (well in some aspe
God ?? Somone Help Me ??
In the fall of 2001 I Mark C Bergeron, AkA scud8084, met a young woman named Loubna Salagh on the Internet. She Is a citizen of the Kingdom of morocco we corresponded fore almost a year Before I made plans to go to Morocco in the spring of 2002 To get engaged and to marry her and Bring her back to Roseville California USA with me! I arrived in morocco on June 10 of 2002 I was warmly welcomed by lobnas family at there home in media Beach Morocco but tragedy struck me the second day after I arrived! In the morning, about 10 o’clock June 12th about 10 am before breakfast I went into the bathroom to bathe and shave what I didn’t realize was that the water heater in the bathroom was installed incorrectly. It had been like that for a number of years I fond out later. It allowed the Exhaust gas from the heater to fill up the room, when I was shaving then, When I went into the tub for my bath, I reached over to adjust the hot Water temperature with my left hand, as I bent over th
Random Things
Well when you're sitting there in your silk upholstered chair Talkin' to some rich folk that you know Well I hope you won't see me in my ragged company Well, you know I could never be alone Take me down little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the queen of the underground And you can send me dead flowers every morning Send me dead flowers by the mail Send me dead flowers to my wedding And I won't forget to put roses on your grave Well when you're sitting back in your rose pink Cadillac Making bets on Kentucky Derby Day Ah, I'll be in my basement room with a needle and a spoon And another girl to take my pain away Take me down little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the queen of the underground And you can send me dead flowers every morning Send me dead flowers by the mail Send me dead flowers to my wedding And I won't forget to put roses on your grave Take me down little Susie, take me down I know you think you're t
If Ever You Were Curious...
You should be able to unsend gifts....like a return policy. The person pisses you off, you virtually bitch slap them and take back the gift and half of however many cherry bucks that you spent on that gift should go back to your account. That's a gift idea....a virtual bitch slap and a virtual pimp slap. That would tickle my fancy. Doctor's found more cancer in three other glands. We are now up to 5 different spots in two years. He' started smoking again. He still tells his doctors that he doesn't. It's time for him to retire and spend time with his family. So we just closed on our house in Antioch and started to move in when my father got orders saying we are to report to Ft Rucker Alabama by March 16th. The biggest thing is am I going yo be moving with my family down south, stay in our newly built house or get an apartment in Chicago. I'm kind of excited....kind of not. I'm ready for a change of scenery however I don't want to leave the people I have here. My school is also h
Daily
I wanted to state an apology to friends alike on Cherry Tap, now FUBAR. I have been away a long time and I apologize to the friends that I have made on here. I was just released from the hospital due to complications from diabetes. My work load, being a single dad, caring for a terminally ill mother finally caught up with me. Im now back at work slowly making the rounds and getting up to speed. Again, many thanks to all who have befriended me here and I am really looking forward to hearing from you again. The Dark Knight For you fans out there in case you did not know, on March 7th, Captain America was killed in Marvel Comics. According to the story, he was assasinated on the courthouse steps after a trial. A sad day for America considering what he has meant to a decaying country. I am sure he will eventually brought back considering the same thing happened to Superman. But honestly, it was bad timing for this to happen when we really need him most during our conflict overseas. M
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Problems
Does anyone know how its possible for someone to be sending me friend requests without ever checking me out?It's a level 9 member so its not from my invite link :s lol I've NEVER asked for help before,BUT,My good friend Shell needs to level up,she's been stuck for a while now :( If you're bored,go show her some love coz she's a great gal. Plus she's promised to show me her boobs if she gets up a level.lmfao J/K LiPs Of a AnGeL@ CherryTAP Why aren't there any surveys for UK Fubar addicts? AREN'T WE PEOPLE TOO?? LOL
Voice
Leave me a voice comment pretty please!
So Do You Want To Know........
Just a quick note before I go to bed... For those that don't know and who care, I started back to work and back to school. I have not been on here much lately, I just check for messages and send a comment or two once a day. I am sorry if anyone feels like I have forgotten about them. I am just so busy lately that I don't even know which way is up. Things will slow down around the middle of April when tax season is over. I promise I will try to keep in touch. Please be patient with me. Kisses, Michelle 1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 8 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 9 . Introduce her to family and fr
The Pick Up Artist
The Pick Up Artist Like a comedian, a pickup artist is also a performing artist. A pickup artist's task is to captivate a small group of people long enough to convey specific personality characteristics which ultimately make him interesting to the one woman in the group that he has his eye on. The material he runs is like a vehicle that he uses to convey his personality to the group — and obliquely, to her. When a comedian tells a joke, people say, "That's a good joke." But when he strings several good jokes together, people say "he's hilarious." It is no longer the matenal that takes the acclaim, but the comedian himself. The Pick Up Artist VH1 http://www.squidoo.com/APickUpArtist The Pick Up Artist - Some Characteristics • Looks and height. All other factors being the same, women will generally be more attracted to taller or better-looking men. However, if you are short or ugly, that is absolutely no excuse to feel sorry for yourself. There are plenty of successful venusi
Mr Fubar
Pleae help me make the GREATEST COMEBACK EVER IN FUBAR HISTORY!!! PLEASE Vote for me in the Mr Fubar Contest!!! COMMENT BOMB AWAY!!!! Please help me by rating and comment bombing!!! PLEASE Vote for me in the Mr Fubar Contest!!! I need major comment bombing and rates!!! PLEASE help me out !! :) PLEASE Vote for me in the Mr Fubar Contest!!!
Family And Friends
I have a Fubar account and all week have been thinking of completely deleteing it once again. why? Oh cause most of the people who is on my list dont talk anymore fan me rate me and give me points i need and i want is all bs to me.On their profiles it says looking to meet new peo ple but what it comes down to anymore is what they want is points and rates and look at my body parts and when something happens to them blame the other ,whatever. Lots of people dont pay attention to the ones who actually want them as Friends. I had one person tell me today she was gonna leave cause she didnt think anyone would miss her well i hate to burst her bubble of thinking but I would miss her she is a wonderful person to talk to or joke around with. Some are great but the ones who are all about themselves makes me sick. If you want more friends Dont ignore them give them a line sometime it wont hurt.oh well, im done. oh btw , I wont be on for a bit here cause Im going in for Knee surgery on Wed. at 6a
Beer Pong.
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He Wishes Me Death
I was just attacked in my shoutbox.. Everyone pleaseeeeeee look at my viewers at a name "angelogabriel" He said this to me... angelogabr...: i need to delete u ....u look fake and u have devil symbols on your profile u r stupid and nasty die bitch Why do people have to be this way? Wishing people death? :( :(
Contests
Ladies and Gentlemen, May I have your attention please? I need your help for a Happy Hour! We all know we love them and what they bring, so come help me get to 50,000 comments. Remember to rate and fan Stephanie too! Come help this man! He's a darling friend to everyone! He needs your comments to get a happy hour~ This isn't even a comment bombing thing, its RATES ONLY! Please rate my pic!!! Thank you Click the link to help me out
Leveling Up
Ok this wonderful kind woman has helped so many people on here with there leveling and has never once asked to return the love back at all. As of right now she needs 11 million points to level. Which YES that is alot of points to come down and YES she is one of the highest people on this site. Really that shouldn't matter at all. If that really matters and ur her friend on here and she has helped u out. then really ur one of the people that should go by her page and do something about it. if not. then u should remove her as a friend and so on But really there is 1.6 million people on this site and if everyone on this site goes and rates 1 album of hers or even some of her stash. Then this could be done. ¢¾ BooBoo ¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar So if u can PLEASE go by her page and show her some luv by rating some of her stuff. Lets all see if we can get BOOBOO to level 27 within a few days!!! Amitola Nidawi NEEDS YOUR HELP!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Plz Rate This Pix!!!
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1087743&i=774034270 This pimpout is brought to you by AngelinOK. Join in!!!! It is really EASY, even I can do it! lol All you have to do is to add everyone on the list. Fan, rate, and add. Of course you will rate all a 10 or an 11. When done, go to my blog and let me know and I will add you to the list and repost soon. DO repost the bulletins. Have fun meeting great new friends! ¢¾ AngelinOK ¢¾ ~ Club F.A.R. ROCKS! ~ Member of The Sisterhood ~ FuBombers ~ @ fubar Sweet Mel ~ Official Greeter of Club F.A.R ~ Member of the Sisterhood @ fubar youngsoldier917*****CLUB F.A.R*****. @ fubar FyreDragn**-=*Member of L.O.L levelers*=- & ~~CLUB F.A.R MEMBER~~** @ fubar *~AngL~* @ fubar Paul @ fubar TheSlayer @ fubar *Phantom* @ fubar Ozzy ( I love my baby ) Read m @ fubar misterfeet @ fubar seahawk1080 @ fubar Fatah @ fubar Cappy @ fubar Buffnut
Virginia - Discreet Fun In Public
Home for the Holidays (Bi-Guys & Straight) It was our third year at University of Virginia, when my roommate “Jeff” asked, if I wanted to come home with him for Christmas, since he knew my family would be overseas this year. Jeff said there is always room for friends and will be plenty of food for everybody. I figured anything would be better than hanging around the empty campus and eating in the cafeteria. So when Friday came, we packed his car and headed out. He said it would be about a five hour drive to his folks house, in northern Pennsylvania. He called his folks and told them, his roommate “Frank” was coming home with him. His car’s heater was pumping strong, so we were just our jeans and t-shirts. After an hour or so, Jeff told me to reach over the seat and grab that gym bag. When I opened it, I see a wide collection of adult magazines, typical for guy away at college. He tells me he always brings them along, for long drives. He likes to pull off w
Thank You Mizz Shady!
HA HA HA IT'S METAL RON!!! Metal Ron@ fubar HEY EVERYONE CHECK IT OUT... IT'S METAL RON AND HES HOSTING A HAPPY HOUR COMING UP THIS FRIDAY.. WE ALL LOVE IT WHEN ITS OUR TURN TO HOST ONE SO WHY WOULD HE BE ANY DIFFERENT? HE'S NOT. HE IS VERY EXCITED. THIS WILL BE HIS FIRST TIME EVER TO HOST ONE.. NOT ONLY THAT YOU GUYS CHECK OUT HIS SCORE.. LOOK AT HIS POINTS... HES SECONDS FROM HITTING GODFATHER. NO ONE NEEDS TO SAY HOW IMPORTANT THAT STEP IS WITH NEW LEVELS OR NOT ITS STILL A GOAL MANY OF US HAVE.. LETS DO THIS FOR HIM. LETS PUSH HIM OVER THE TOP DURING HIS OWN HAPPY HOUR.. WE CAN DO IT. JUST GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE YOU CAN ONCE YOU SEE HIS TIME HAS CAME.. THEY RESET OUR PICTURE RATTINGS NOW ONCE A WEEK SO I'M VERY CERTAIN THERE IS SOMETHING YOU ALL CAN FIND TO RATE DURING THIS TIME.. IF NOT SOONER.. WE DON'T HAVE TO WAIT TO PUSH HIM OVER THE TOP BUT AT LEAST BY HIS HAPPY HOUR TIME WE SHOULD DO IT.. I'M EXCITTED FOR HIM AND I HOPE YOU ALL WILL BE TOO. NOW LETS DO
Happy New Year
lmao SANTAS CHRISTMAS LOUNGE To all my Friends on Fubar
It Is What It Is!!
A Song To Sing I struggle everyday with this feeling of dispair. So many lives lost to this disease that so many share. Your life is on the line and headed for the shredder. It hurts to know I can't help make things better. Your words run through my head, and there's nothing I can do I wish I could make it all go away, and make it better for you. I see the person you are inside, fighting to get out. But your heart and mind are engorged with doubt. You say it will never end, and you don't want to die. But you give everything you have just to feel that high. Lost souls rendered breathless by his retched hand. He ensnares your legs, so that you cannot stand. He steals your joy, so that you are always sad. He invades your thoughts and makes you go mad. He seizes your heart, your soul,and your mind. He devours your life with his enticing bind. I watch you go through these painful battles You are sinking fast, without any paddles. You reach out for
Imvu
http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=86052&turfreq=6205  welcome to my turf ... Panhead Alley
Poems
Today is a new Start It is a brand new day. A chance to do things right To do things my way. Life is so crazy With so many ups and downs. I need to learn how to live life Without so many frowns. I need to find a way To let my anger go. I don't always realize it But I know it always shows! Life is way to short To live in the past. I have to look at the future Because it is coming up fast. So forget all the fights and lies Forget all the sorrow and pain. Think of the good things ahead There really is a new life to gain. Taking chances is so hard And it's going to be one hell of a fight. But I know I can do it I can make it right. I'll take life for whatever it gives me No matter what I face. I can get through it because I will face it with a warm embrace. No matter what anyone says or does I will not forget what I've learned and know. Through every tragedy or happiness I will find the strength to help me grow. So when I think I can't do i
My Time In Iraq
It was a very sorrowful day for us knowing that we have lost two of our own in a wood mill fire. This comes as not shock but that is the risks that we take each day as we receive 911 calls. The funeral was straight down to the point. There was nothing out of line or anything of that nature. While at the funeral they played the taps and I lost it crying. But when the fire truk lit up with lights and siren I really lost it with several other firefighters. It was a time in my life to where I did not care who seen me crying. He was a brother to me and well my emotions are flowing. We have worked together on calls and he has always been there for me but like any other firefighter we are all like brothers. To go down the road slow with my lights flashing and seeing all kinds of people on the side of the road just made me feel good but getting to the grave yard is what got me sick. TWO SEE MARINES DANCING IS ONE HELL OF A SITE. IF THERE IS ONE THING THAT WE CANT DO IT IS DANCE TRUST ME ON TH
Who Really Wants Good Guys?
so there is a girl that i work with, she just started recently, and she likes to email me and talk to me. She was telling me about her and her boyfriend, and at first it sounded like they had this awesome romance and were totally in love...when i asked her if they were in love, she said "i guess"... they've been together for 2 1/2 years... then the strange part came...she was talking about how they have their hard times like anyone else, and that he is "bipolar and violent"..which made me ask if he ever hit her she answered very casually "yeah, a few times" the girl is barely 19 and she thinks its normal and OK for someone to hit her and it made me think... she calls him a little crazy....but who's really the crazy one? is having a CRIMINAL RECORD not enough to tell someone that this guy is probably bad news?? if you know a guy has kids that he doesnt take care of, why are you f**king him?? why cant i be nice AND a slut? i see a lot of profiles (or PERV them,

Cow Trying to root another cow
Alone
life without you at first was dark, my soul so quiet like a single swing at a childless park, my inner self still clutched in your heart waiting to release me as if afraid to be apart only hurting me more being dragged by your string no longer will i hold on time to let myself free so as i fade into the distance that park begins to fill im now not alone although that single swing remains still.
My First
THANK YOU EVERYONE THAT MADE MY 1ST HH A SUCCESS MY FIRST EVER HAPPY HOUR THURSDAY MAY 22 @ NOON FUBAR TIME..(3PM EST) FIRST OFF I'D LIKE TO THANK 2 WONDERFUL PEOPLE FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE....... PLEASE GO SHOW THESE 2 MAD LOVE FROM ME THANKS!!!! NOW FOR THE GOOD STUFF...... ITS A PURPLE FRENZY.... RATE MY PURPLE PASSION ALBUMS AND EARN FUBUCKS..... I AM OFFERING 5K FUBUCKS FOR 10'S AND 10K FUBUCKS FOR 11'S THE LINKS TO THE ALBUMS ARE BELOW: ALBUM #1 ALBUM #2 MAKE SURE TO SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE LETTING ME KNOW WHAT YOU RATED AND WHETHER 10 OR 11'S SO THAT I CAN PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! YOU.....
Own Me
Wanna OWN REBECCA!!! Come check out and see what is bein offered!!!! (repost of original by 'Ms.Maine~♥ Fu~Wife to BLACKSTAR♥{Dylons Wizegal Diva}{DylonsDivaMafia}' on '2008-05-30 18:23:44')
Angry American
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida .. Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation. + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. + Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. + Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes! Think about this one: 1. Cows 2..The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give
Wedding Bells In The Future
So Ive asked Steph before to marry me but never the right way. 2nite I did it right I got her a ring got down on one knee and her mom just happened to have a camera at the right time. AND SHE SAID YES!
Curiosity
curiosity has me one week one comment please just trying to see who on my list talks to me or reads these gonna start getting rid of the so called friends who i never hear from unless they are in a contest or what not please just one comment
Politics
Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency 110th CONGRESS 1st Session H. R. 2755 To abolish the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System and the Federal reserve banks, to repeal the Federal Reserve Act, and for other purposes. IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES June 15, 2007 Mr. PAUL introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on Financial Services A BILL To abolish the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System and the Federal reserve banks, to repeal the Federal Reserve Act, and for other purposes. Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE. This Act may be cited as the `Federal Reserve Board Abolition Act'. SEC. 2. FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD ABOLISHED. (a) In General- Effective at the end of the 1-year period beginning on the date of the enactment of this Act, the Board of Gove
Jokes For The Day.....good Ones!! Lol
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
Made By Jeannie
**** BIG PIMPIN **** ** Owner Of All ** ☣Howey☠ Feltersnatch☣ ☣Howey☠ Feltersnatch☣ Oh Yeah..He's PiMpIn.. Let's Meet All Of Howey's Bad Azz Bitches.. Yes He Owns Them All.. Can We Say BIG PIMPIN.. Halo~Thief~Mels ~ Fu Wifey to SEXY HOWEY ♥ My owner Tricia!!! ~Tricia~Promoter@BadHabitz@ fubar Miss Kunt Mistress!!!
A Bdsm Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the domain,Not a subbie was stirring, (they were tied down with chain)The shackles were hung by the chimney with care,And the St. Andrews cross stood empty and bare. The subbies were nestled all snug in their beds,While visions of floggers danced in their heads;The Dom in his leather, and I in my slave cap,Had just settled down after getting our whacks. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,I crept from the bed to see what was the matter.Away to the window I flew very quickly.Tripped over some handcuffs and cursed soft and thickly. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snowGave the luster of mid-day to objects below,When, what to my sleep-crusted eyes should unfurl,But a miniature sleigh, pulled by eight pony girls, With a Dominant driver, so forbidding and stern,I knew in a moment I'd a great deal to learn.More rapid than eagles his pony girls came,And he whipped them, and shouted, and called them by name; "Now, dash
Phrog Sayings
Where do we go to find the illusion of grander of War that others have found, written books about and made movies of? Where are the Leaders from the past found today? Where do we go to find the illusion of grander of War that others have found, written books about and made movies of? Where are the Leaders from the past found today? We find Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings, Dictators, Socialist and Communist leaders, and so called Generals of Rebels, Militias, and world Militaries, as well as Terrorist organizations that lead from the rear, send out orders for others to die… self removed by their position and power. Where is George Patton, Chesty Puller, or the other great leaders today? They exist only in memoirs of the past. The true warrior does not seek War rather War seeks them. I am comforted by the possibility that there are others that have reached and will reach the same cross roads that have forsaken me… that have caused rage and loneliness, panic and
Love
when 2 people meet they dont really know each other and can loose track of each other. but some meet again and fall in love. they can loose each other again and meet again the love for each other grows even stronger it becomes an eternity
St. Patricks Day Auction
Saint Patrick's Day March 1st - March 17thAuction Are you in need of some Fubucks.. Then you came to the right place Come and Bid On The St. Patty's Day Auction.. The auction is now open to all of fubar. It will end on March 17th at midnight Fu time. So come and bid on your favorites!!! Offer a 30 day crush and all the mush. A salute for them safe or naughty, make them feel like such a hottie. Give them blings, rates and go on fubar dates. Offer them daily or weekly, custom pics. Make them your number one fam and friend and you'll make bucks in the end. Click on the pics below to bid on your favorite HOTTIE....!!!!!
An Application For Partnership...lol
1. Is there anyone on your top friends list you had sex with? No 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Any time, bring it on! 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Left side. 4. Lights on or off? Either or depends on my partner 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? Not yet. 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No 7. Shower or bath? Both. 8. Do you pee in the shower? Yes. 9. Mexican or Chinese? Both 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive 11. Love, money, or lust? Love and lust. Money isn't important. 13. Credit cards or cash? cash definitely. 14. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? My Father.....long story 15. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? Both. 16. Took a break....Hmmmm. I dunno 17. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? No 18. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yes 20. Ever been to a
Oh Well
I Think Im Bi
  drunk blooging last night. good thing i didnt post it..but made a new catogory last night as u can tell *points 2da side* how it started: my friend asks me to go out drinkin, i said yes..free drinks lol. than he asks if i can help him get this chick he likes jelouse..who happens2waitress at a strip club. so i went to my 1st strip club last night. got drunk, made her jelouse, & got 2 lap dances..which were pretty intresting lol da stripper kept grabbing my tits & i got my 1st girl kiss...alot of firsts last night..lol hey im not complaining.
Truly For My Heart
Forever is love,annexed with time,existing now,the memories they define.Forever is being,coupled in reverie,undivided I exist,with my time's beauty.Now is gone,then is here,time is anon,love is inertly clear.Forever is love,with inertia it rides,through the vast space,of our soul, and of our mind.Tommy, you are forever,like a prism for seeing,you complete my view of forever,and you make forever worth being...I love you baby =)-To Tommy-From Trisha, my love, forever   Hélène Je m'appelle Hélène Je suis une fille comme les autres Hélène J'ai mes jois, mes peines Elle au font ma vie Comme la votre Je voudrais trouver l'amour Simplement trouver l'amour Hélène Je m'appelle Hélène Je suis une fille comme les autres Hélène Si mes nuits sont plaine du rêve, du poèm Je n'ai rien d'autre Je voudrais trouver l'amour Simplement trouver l'amour Et même Si j'ai ma photo dans tout les journeaux chaque semaine Personne ne m'attend le soir quand je rentre tard Personne n'a fait battre mon coeur lo
Had I
Had I a wish, a precious wishThat would make my life so fineWith no debate, to contemplateI would wish, that he was mineHad I a dream, a special dreamThat I wallowed in each nightWith all my heart, right from the startI would dream, to hold him tightHad I a smile, a loving smileThat was on my face each dayWith him to see, most endlesslyI would smile, my life awayHad I a love, a one true loveThat would surely warm my soulWith heart and mind, no longer blindI would know, he made me whole
Hmmmmm......
If (insert higher power of your choice) gave you the chance to change 1 thing and 1 thing only about YOU, what would it be?
Baby Names
We just found out we are having our first baby together and are so excited:) we could use a lil help coming up with some names both boy and girl names. Thanks for any thoughts on names.
Mumms
Last night I made my first MuMM and it got pulled off for not following the guide lines.  It was an honest mistake.  It wasn't offensive or was not NSFW material.  They pulled it off and they didn't say I was punished or anything.  However, I can no longer place comments on MuMMs, I can vote, but just not Comment.  How do i get the right to place comments back?? 
Tuckermax.com
I spent the summer between my 2nd and 3rd year of college suckling on the parental teat in South Florida. It was the absolute prime of my "do anything to get laid" phase. I was recently freed from a 4-year long-distance relationship that began in high school and I wanted nothing more than to have sex with as many girls as possible. Most of the things I did that summer are not story-worthy; you can only tell the same, "I got drunk on Dom and fucked this hottie" story so many times before it gets annoying. That summer I experienced every random sex situation that a 20 year old can imagine: fucking on the beach, getting head from random girls in club bathrooms, sleeping with 3 different girls in a day, getting so drunk I passed out during sex, getting arrested for receiving fellatio in the pool at the Delano, blah, blah, blah...Jesus. What does it say about how fucked up my life is that I don't consider these stories to be extraordinary anymore? Anyway, while most of my stories may no
My Home Made Recapee Hehehe
Men build things, then we die. It's in our fucking DNA! THAT'S WHAT WE DO!           And when it all falls down?       We build it right back up again.        But this time bigger. BETTER!               Look! Look what we can do. Look how fuckin' beautiful we are. You think the men that built all this had it easy?            Hard men! Doing hard shit!                   I am so sick of all of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit!                  Now they don't want you to do anything, right?                     Just sit there. Don't drink. Don't smoke. Don't drive fast           Kiss my ass!                  Fuck it! Do it all I say! Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a fuckin' therapist?            There's no fucking way he did!                John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass. Now that's a man! Real men hide their feelings. Why? Because it's none of your fuckin' business! Men do no
Hate List
The following in no particular order are things that I hate: 1. People who allow their children to do as they please to avoid having to deal with them 2. Bad drivers...a turn signal is there for a reason. FUCKING USE IT!! 3. People who smack their food. 4. Mushrooms - not the magical kind that gets you high but the other kind 5. People who say "I've never had a headache." I will kindly stab you in the head with an ice pick so you will have a headache. 6. "Cliff" hanger episodes of my favorite shows. 7. "Cheerleader preppy" people (Go, fight, win. FUCK YOU DAMMIT) That's all I can come up with currently, I'm sure there will be more to come. Feel free to list your hates in your comment.
Wtf!!!
WTF guys are you seriously going to tell every woman you come across what you want to do to them? ive seen more profile that have had more complaints about how they're treated like sh*t by us men or should i say boys. grow up seriously. if all you think about is getting ur rocks off then you are the one missing out on things. after watching my mother die of cancer ive learned that there are more important things in life than just sex. trust me on that.
Looking For Holiday Playmates Is That You???
Salmanehsaan123
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Gently
Touch me – not only with your fingertips but also with your soul. Reach into my mind and explore the deepest part of me. Hold me in your arms and know me.  Know my body, yes, but don’t forget to know my heart as well. Go slowly, softly, gently… When you reach out to me, you’re holding so much more than my flesh. When you caress my face, you are also tracing the contours of my being.Remember, my love, that you hold my very passion in your hands.Remember, and remembering, tread softly so as not to crush my essence underfoot.
Spider Bite (part 2)
AWE SNAP!...I FOUND MY SPIDER!!!!!! People...Let me tell you...right now were in the middle of the biggest small spider search this generation has ever seen...phew...im exausted...i don't have a lot of time...i haven't caught him yet,however he as been spotted...and currently under heavy survelience...check it out...i had a web cam but cant find it so I'll keep posting and make sure everyone is up to date, play by play, man this is exciting....can you feel it people....pulse racing, sweat beading, anticipation generating an insatiable appetence for judgment day...gotta go for now, I've got him cornered in the ...well he unfortunately has two corners to hide in but i saw him go to the wall and dip out to the left, giving him 12 feet to crawl between the carpet and the wall, Lil bastard knew that was the way i couldn't see his entire escape root...times like this i wish i didn't have a frickin desk that wrapped 3 walls... i cant even move part of it out of the way, the design complicate
A Lame Ass Excuse
When I hear people making excuses for abusers, it seriously gets under my skin. I don't care about the statistics, or studies, to me it's all just a lame ass excuse. Something or someone else to pin the blame on for being just a horrible person in general. I was a victim, and I remember looking into those beautiful blue eyes and begging for my life, and the same eyes that were once beautiful to me, became emotionless and cold. No expression, no feeling at all, and my cries fell upon def ears. His mother told me that when he was a little boy, he used to witness his father beating her and hide in a closet and scream for him to stop. But, that is the part I don't understand. How could he do the same to another individual, after witnessing it happening to his own mother. A pattern they say? Well I don't buy it. I never had a mother or a father for that matter, but I am a damn good one, and I could easily use that as an excuse to be the type of mother to my daughter that mine was to me. Bu
Back To School!
   Okay, I went back to school on my birthday, August 29,2011 to get my Associate of Science degree in Accounting. I haven't been in school since 1983. I thought I was going to be all pumped up to go and be the best student in my class and so on and so forth. bleh! Same story after all these years, there are people way smarter, more motivated, and just plain better students than me. I do carry a 4.0 still after 2 terms, so not too bad for someone who'd rather relax .     I'm real happy to be going though especially since i'm going on the ins. company dime. I paid into it and was hurt on the job bad enough to have 2 surgeries to fix me maybe 50% better. So I have to retrain in order to be productive again. So here I go, to be a little better tomorrow than i was today.
Crazy Shit
My trip to vegas freakin ruled!!! I could only put on a couple of the pics until I level up, so please rate my pics so that I can level up and put some more up!! :D Well I got into an accident the other day, and it turns out that I am only getting 500 dollars from it. So basically they are considering my car totaled and telling me to deal with it. What crazy shit!! I mean what the hell do they want me to do?? Go to walmart and buy a power machine to ride on? Well I don't know what I am going to do just yet... Wish me luck ;)! ~RJ Well its 1am and I am home from vegas. It was a fucking blast!! I had a great time and I had only budgeted 40 dollars a day! Can you believe it?? I played a lot of craps, and was up till about 5 am every day that I was gone, and it didn't even seem like it was that late untill the next day when I had to get up lol. My brothers wedding was awesome! It was so nice and awesome that if I get married I am definately going to go to vegas to do it! Ac
A Male Blonde Joke
A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED, SWEATING AND PANTING. WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS. "I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK," CRIES THE WOMAN. HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!" THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BEDROOM, PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING ON THE CLOSET FLOOR. "YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND, "MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!" SEND THIS TO FIVE BRIGHT, FUNNY WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE THEIR DAY! (and to men who can take it...) Have a Safe & Wonderful Day!
My Poems
THE KISS OF HER LIPS WAS JUST A LIE I COULD TELL BY THE LOOK IN HER EYE WHY CAN'T I FIND A GIRL THAT IS TRUE NOT ONE WHO WILL ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL BLUE I'M TIRED OF SEARCHING FOR THAT SPECIAL ONE FUCK IT FORGET IT I'VE HAD IT I'M DONE SO I'LL LIVE ALONE TILL I'M OLD AND GRAY THAN I'LL DIE ALONE ON THAT FATEFUL DAY SO HEAR MY WORDS LOVE IS A BUNCH OF SHIT SO GUESS WHAT JUST LIKE A JOB BOSS I QUIT I'M TIRED OF SEEKING THAT THING CALLED LOVE SO I'M DONE PRAYING TO THE MAN ABOVE HE HASN'T ONCE GAVE ME THE ANSWER I SEEK SO I'M JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND WATCH MY POOR HEART LEAK.........ANOTHER POEM BY JOSEPH BLAKE The porno of Joe Blake's life will be called ... "Victory on Mount Venus" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.com ok to all my friends if your in a contest and you need my vote don't count on me voting cause i've been posting bulletin after bulletin telling you fuckers that i'm in a contest do you bother to read it fuck no...cause if it a
Theme 2
Hope everyone had a good holidays. Mine was good, relaxing and lazy... though I was sick, must have been something i ate that week. Haven't been around on much due to some online drama. was on the wrong side, even the side i was on was spreading lies about me, even to this day they pretend to be innocent. anyways, I joined the other side, we're cool now. We talked and clear the air and it all made sense and I hope to never hear from them both again. It was then I figured it was time to find better things to do, then be online. One of the new things i have done is wrote a new piece for my friend Nikki. Actually I wrote it in 10 minutes. It's long story.. hehe.. I told her i didn't have another song.. but seems she kept hearing "yes, i do".. my last song was so 2006, she needs a 2007 song.. now!... so i recorded a song while she was on her smoking break. It's rough, but not bad for only having 10 minutes.. i think in the future i might add a few things and change the tempo
This Sucks!!!!
Do you like it rough or sensual? Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? How often do you like to have sex? Is sex a top priority for you? Do you have sex face to face with your partner? How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? How do you feel about one night stands? How many one night stands have you had? What's your favorite position? Where's your favorite place to have sex? Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Have you ever watched porn while having sex? How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? Do you get off first or do they? Do you like kissing during sex? Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)? How old were you when you lost your virginity? How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? What does your favorite fore
My Code
T-BONE@ CherryTAP READ MY PROFILE, IM FUN,STEADY AND LOYAL AND I DEFFENATLY NEED FEMALE FRIENDS, SO PLEASE DONT BE AFRAID,EVEN IF I SEEM TO BE A LITTLE WACKEY FOR MY AGE IM JUST A GOOD TIME CHARLEY,, WRITE ME.....NAS-TEA NAS-TEA@ CherryTAP THIS IS ONE SWEET RIDE

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