ICE's blog: "Boyfriend Application"

October 6, 2007 I am the Perfect Boyfriend Boyfriend Application Name: Age: Hair Color: Hair Style: Eyes: Birthday: Zodiac: Piercing/tattoos: Why do you want to be my Boyfriend? If I chose you to be my Boyfriend... what's the first thing you'd do with me or to me? What are your hobbies? How do you stay in shape? Are you a top or bottom? Do you fuss over looking good? Which side of the bed do you prefer? Do you do drugs and/or alcohol, if so what? What's your favorite feature about me? What is your best feature? Why would you make a great Boyfriend? How would you make me happy? If I called you at 3 am & wanted to hang out because I was feeling lonely and bored what would you do? It's my birthday. What would you do? It's Christmas and I want more than one present. What do you do? How would you show me that you really like me, in person? Do you like the beach? If we were to go out to a movie would we watch the movie? Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? Favorite body part on the opposite sex? Do you have any reps (i.e.: heart breaker, player, slut)? What would you do if... 1. I cried: 2. I said I love you: 3. I kissed you: 4. I touched your butt: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I got in a fight and you were there: 7. I pissed you off: It would not be fair, now that you totally want me, not to put up a girlfriend application. So here it is. Girlfriend Application Send a picture of yourself (preferably nude) here. A picture is worth a thousand words so try not to say much. Disclaimer: I am not looking for a girlfriend, so consider me your Everest.

The Official Boyfriend Application THE OFFICIAL BOYFRIEND APPLICATION Just a reminder: be completely honest with all your answers, I will be double checking applications using Google to ensure honesty. Any false information will automatically nullify any chance you might have had. Thanks, and have fun. This application must be filled out in its entirety in order to be considered for the position that you are applying. Photographs may sway my opinion one way or the other, feel free to attach any that you think may help you gain this position. BASIC INFORMATION 1. Full legal name 2. Age 3. Height 4. Weight 5. Eye color 6. Measurements 3. Natural hair color 4. Current hair color Last First Middle CONTACT INFORMATION ( ) - ( ) - 9. Home phone 10. Cell Phone 11. Email GETTING TO KNOW YOU 12. Are you a virgin? Y N 13. If no, how many past sexual partners have you had? 14. Have you ever had a sex change? Y N 15. Do you smoke? Y N 16. Do you use any illegal substances? Y N 17. Do you have kids? Y N 18. If yes, how many? 19. Do you workout? Y N 20. Do you currently have a source of income? Y N 21. If yes, what is it? 22. Do you live on your own? Y N 23. If no, whom do you currently reside with? 24. What kind of car do you drive? 25. Furthest level of edumacation (circle one): High School Some College Associate’s Degree Bachelor’s Degree 26. Do you have a history of mental illness? Y N 27. Favorite sport & team 28. Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend? Y N 29. Do you cook? Y N 30. Do you have any siblings? Y N 31. What is your religion? 32. What is your political persuasion 33. How many piercings (not including ears) do you have? 34. How many tattoos do you have? 35. What is your current favorite movie of all time? 36. List your three favorite genres of music in order of most favorite to least favorite: REASONS I SHOULD PICK YOU 37. What is your idea of a perfect date in three sentences or less? 38. Explain why I should pick you as my boyfriend in one sentence: 39. List any special skills that you may have that are relevant to this position: 40. What do you want out of a relationship, specifically one with me? RELATIONSHIP BACKGROUND List the details of your past three relationships starting with the most recent. Start Date: End Date: Were you in love? Y N Am I prettier? Y N Sexually active? Y N Reason for breakup: Start Date: End Date: Were you in love? Y N Am I prettier? Y N Sexually active? Y N Reason for breakup: Start Date: End Date: Were you in love? Y N Am I prettier? Y N Sexually active? Y N Reason for breakup: REFERENCES Please supply three references (preferably hot male friends) and their phone numbers or email addresses. CERTIFICATION I hereby certify that the information given by me in this application is true to my knowledge and I give you the authorization to verify it using any means you deem appropriate. I understand that by filling out this form and submitting it for review does not guarantee that I will be chosen. Date Applicant Signature Do not write below this line, this area will be used to take notes when conducting interviews.