Fubar Blogs 3

Mic Vader
I rep sets from east to west So you best wear a vest I verbally molest Any garbage ass MC In front of me Bitch please You ain't bringin' shit But a rotten dick And STD's Stay fuckin' them hoodrats Stay doin' what your good at Like havin' wack ass style Got more talent in my backyard In that dogshit over there in that pile Straight out of Ohio But still screamin' MOTHERFUCK JOE ARPAIO Mic Vader, I am your father hater This is the Raptor side of the force I'll see you later When I come back with my death star and call you out by name You're in a world of sith, I sense a disturbance in the game I'm in the 480 Gettin' fellatio In a laredo With more guns than that movie With Danny Trejo Your style is gay yo Out battle me? Shit, You prayin' and wishin' My style is a motherfuckin' fatality Mortal Kombat FINISH HIM You need to put the mic down dogg I think you have an addiction Call up Dr. Drew so we can have an intervention Wack ass MC rehab, and I'll

Miscellaneous Stuff
I'm bored so I thought hey, think of all the things in life you like and make a list...lol Let's see how this turns out. These are in no particular order...just how they came to me. penguins sleeping late on weekends the smell of fresh cut grass rainbows after a rainshower kissing in the rain Rain thunder and lightening roses music boxes picnics tall men my family purple driving fast strolls on the beach the beach sunsets and sunrises scary movies music a good joke a good story Larissa Ione novels...hot hot hot being seduced wind in my hair being on the water snuggling by the fire breakfast in bed massages chocolate sex with the right person diamonds amethyst jewelry high heels thigh high hose fall halloween vampires werewolves spirits feeling my partner's fingers gently stroking my spine feeling like I'm the only woman in the world my partner loves a surprise Hii from a certain someone kissing good night "wake up" sex beautiful picture

Whats Up
As some of you know and most don't I am having major issues in the RL. As of Halloween I will be homeless and have no clue what i am going to do. I thought I had a plan but it didnt work out so I am back to square one screwed. I will try to keep up with everyone as best i can love you all

Halloween Party In Los Angeles,ca
THE TEDDYBOY'S ALONG WITH THE INTERNATIONAL MEN" AND THE FEDERATION. BRING YOU ALL A NITE OF CHILLS. OUR HALLOWEEN DEAD MAN'S PARTY SAT OCT 29TH AT THE GRANADA 17 S FIRST ST ALHAMBRA. JOIN CESAR D. TONY L.FIDEL.GREEN EYE JOE. JUAN.CARLOS.NETO.MARK.DINO.DEAN.BOXER JOE.VICTOR.KENNY G.CHRIS.AND FRIENDS AS WE ROCK THE HOUSE.DOORS OPEN AT 8PM AND ITS FREE FREE TILL 9 PM WITH A COSTUME ONLY" WE WILL PARTY TILL 3AM AFTER HOURS WHY PARTY ANYWHERE ELSE TILL 2 AM. WE ARE THE ORIGINAL TEDDYBOY HALLOWEEN PARTY WE WILL NOT BE ANTWHERE ELSE ONLY AT THE GRANADA, DON'T BE FOOLED LIKE LAST TIME. SEE YOU THERE GOONIES

Spirit Guides And Psychic Phenom.
The sound of the waves crashing brought her to her senses. There she stood on the beach. Not sure what was happening. Suddenly, a young man appeared. He pointed to the ocean and she instictively knew that is where it happened. That is where she died after falling from a passenger ship; a victim of drowning. The wind blew her bonnet as she stared at the sea. She looked back at her companion and knew he was showing her images of things from the past...her past. I've always been afraid of being underwater. I never understood why because the beach and pools are my favorite places to be. At almost 48 years of age, I now understand that past life experiences interfere with present life. Things that happened long ago stay with the soul as it is reborn; fears, loves, etc move from lifetime to lifetime. Sometimes, you're lucky enough to find those that you loved or who loved you. I've been one of those lucky ones. He found me again. Our bond grew and love again blossomed. But present life some

Something To Make You Laugh
1. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.... 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.... 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?6. Was learning cursive really necessary?7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.8. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind-of tired.9. Bad decisions make good stories.10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.12. I’m always slightly terrif

Erotic Stories....
It had been a long day at work. He was eager to head home. She would be waiting. Their banter all day long kept him excited. She liked teasing him, even while he was working. Their IM’s today were electric. Full of energy. MMMMMM god he wanted her. He imagined pushing her up against the wall, holding her down giving her what she needed. Her last text message was a picture of her curvacious body slighty bent over pushing up against the wall. Hmmmm which wall was it. Was it the kitchen? Hmmmmm bent over the table, what an idea. Was it the living room? So many memories on that couch. Was it the hall? Would she be waiting? Was it the bedroom? Ohhhh soo many memories. He was eager to get home to her. His cock throbbed as he drove. Wishing she was with him. Her nails dragging across his crotch. He raced home. As he approaches the house, he doesn’t se any lights on. Hmm why was it so dark? He walks in the door. He can hear the water. She is showering. He enters the

Tiki's Rants
I don't know how else to explain how bad I feel on the inside when thinking of this whole situation dealing with my son. There are things I regret not doing and wish I had done, but I have done everything I could to try and prove myself to DYFS that I am a fit and suitable mother for my son Zackery. But the things is... I AM his mother and I know I have been a good one, and there are things that prove it. I just recently read about someone in another Case with Child Services... they just sued them over false accusations, revealing confidential information from therapists, and using illegal documents in court. This is funny because this is exactly the kind of thing that we are facing and for how many years? 2 long years! And I give these people Props because they WON this case against this manipulative Coorporation!!! Now it's time to Attack them ourselves and GET our son back, but where do we start? I don't know what else to say except that I am enraged by how cruel these peopl

My Beliefs
Funny thing is Wiccan belief says about handfasting well they can't say it is Native American beliefs now because in any Native American Tribe you must Physically be together to be married in any form, so there is a reality check for you!!!

Ich Lebe
What is the hardest thing you have had to do for a loved one.. For one that holds your heart and you know is capable of that for a lifetime? For the one you will stand by reguardless of your losses! For the one that you want at their worst, Because you want to deserve them in their best. I am now finding out what it is like to face that question.. You are the Torment I was always a Masochist Doesn't bring me any luck I am and always will be a pessimist You taste bitter sweet You suck me like a vampire I'am Jinxed Can't think of anything but you. I live because you are my breath I'm tired when you are the cushion I'am thirsty if you are my water You're my second self for me, I live! You're the poison - but the antidote is against me You're the money - spend you, it isn't worth it You're the intoxication and I want more alcohol You're the world where shadows capture the light I live because you are my breath I'm tired when you are the cushion I'm thirsty w

Hello
I'm offering a Whipping Wednesday contest! All you have to do is vote from the list of my friends who you think I should Whip?? I'll even throw in a bonus tag just for you!!! We'll even bombared your page with comments and tens.. Just click on my page. Tell me what friend of mine I should Whip and why!! :) Let's make this fun!! Voting starts now, so don't delay! Wow.. I just wanted to post a new blog.. haha!! This is new! How are you all doing?? This is kinda cool.. A little more personal.. now I just need to think of something to post.. haha!!

Life
Well, just when I think things are cool, I have a conversation with dear sweet mom!!!! We got on the subject of a friend of mine and I was sharing with my mom that she was pregnant and due in Jan. Which is really sweet!! This girl I had gone to high school with is a great person and a wonderful friend. Then BAM!!! I hear the same thing I heard when i was 18!! Wow EXACTLY 18 years later!!!!! My mom tells me that if they had had the technology back then and knew i was going to be born with a birth defect I wouldn't be here!!!! So, I cane back and said to her, "well, I am here, and I am glad I am!!!" Then she porceeded to tell me she had to go and that she loved me. What hurts me most is she made me feel like I wasn't even wanted!!! YOU DON'T SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOUR CHILD!!! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN HOW OLD THEY ARE!!!!! I actually cried myself to sleep last night because I was so hurt! Don't get me wrong, I know she does love me, and I understand why she said what she did, because I

T-bone's Blogs
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Bonuvasitch!
uh..duncan hines softback cookies? though they are now produced by Keebler methinks...still the best cookies in the biz. booyah. So...just to punish me for signing up for LC...I ripped my finger open when it caught on some velcro on my vest last night..and then this morning dropped my service pistol on my pinky toe...and it may be broken. THANKS LC.

Tuesday Night Music Club
I run this Event : Every Tuesday night at RAINBOW LOUNGE on 1600 E. State St. in Fremont Ohio 43420 from 8pm-2am "Tuesday Night Music Club"....OPEN JAM NIGHT...NO COVER CHARGE !!! ...any band can come and play on stage in front of a live audience... any musician can come and play...any style of music... oldies/classic/country/acoustic/metal/modern/thrash... ALL EQUIPEMENT IS SUPPLIED...BUT YOU CAN BRING YOUR OWN TO USE... IF THE BAR LIKES YOU, THEY WILL ASK YOU TO COME BACK ON THE WEEKEND AND PLAY FOR $800.00(FRIDAY&SATURDAY) ...other club owners will be there to check out the bands to hire...most of them pay more money for weekends than we do... great place to look for a band...great place to find that "missing musician" for your band...you do not need to be a musician to come meet all the great people and check out all the different styles of music...hope to see you there !!! FOR MORE INFO CONTACT ME : CHANNING www.myspace.com/bassmanohio bassmanoh

Thoughts And Musings
It's sunday i have nothing to do at all just sitting here on my couch in my room thinking of playing xbox cause u can only masturbate so much lol but anyway ppl come by sometime and show me some love cause i need it and i'm tired of just masturbating i want to talk dirty or cyber with someone so hit me up and lets cyber or talk ok so me and this girl are going out and we go to the tattoo shop the other day to talk to the guys and she's there fantisizing about one of the guys and then when we get to the car she tells me about everything she wants to do to him!!! what do i do? Do i put up with it or do i leave her straight up if ya want to tell me what ya think go ahead i need all the advice i can get

Booty Call : }
BOOTY CALL! Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person. RE-POST IF U WANNA SEE WHO WANTS TO BE YOUR BOOTY CALL! Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: ___________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible_ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___ Do u like Get oral sex? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie the

Mine
You have a sexual IQ of 152 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

So...
So this week I didn't work much. Kinda sucks but whatever. My friend Tyler is sick. So I'm gonna be at her house this weekend. Get better Bitch I love you!!! We need to party before I go to Vegas! Seriously! I started talking to someone I haven't talked to in a while. It was nice. Probably shouldn't though. Oh well. ~Kimathelia~

Let Me Tell U A Secret
MAY=SWEETIE Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. ......OMG THEY HAVE M

Anyone Wanna Talk To A 16 Year Old Who Looks And Acts Older
im lookin for someone to chat with who is kool and is a bitch do u like my pro do like my pics do u wanna get to know me do u wanna date me do u wanna talk to me do u think age matters do u think i look good and do u think i look my age if u dont think i look my age then y would age matter unless i look younger do u like my pro do like my pics do u wanna get to know me do u wanna date me do u wanna talk to me do u think age matters do u think i look good and do u think i look my age if u dont think i look my age then y would age matter unless i look younger

Surveys
You Are Thong Panties Woman, you are one hell of a ride! You're a total wild child - and you live for crazy times. Men are attracted to you like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay away. You need a expert cowboy who can keep in tune with your free spirit! What Kind of Panties Are You? You Are a Peacemaker Soul You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can. War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace. You are a good mediator and a true negotiator. Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy. While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental. You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take. On the flip side, you've got a graet sense of humor and wit. You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice. Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Our Rantings!
**the following is my observation of my wife, in the eyes of my wife...something that takes place every month lol...Donna, is somewhat oblivious to it..but then again she always has that..who gives a rats a## kind of attitude in life anyway!** Don't get me wrong, I love my wife, she is every beat of my heart, but this is too funny, not to share, and yes she does know I'm sharing this with you people... .............the shedding of uterine lining can create a sort of unintentional hatred for the rest of the human population..even friends that are a daily pleasure to conversate with seem to be simply put on this earth to annoy you into suicidal carnage.. maybe its just my uber bitch of the universe moodswings that make everything so mind numbingly annoying that I spend those 5 days of bleeding grinding my teeth because they itch from irritation..but I am sure the rest of the females reading this can identify with this..wait..*shrugs* ok even the men reading this knows that when th

"a Special Kind Of Gift"
A Special Kind Of Gift There is a special kind of gift that a parent gives their child. A kiss on the check or a hug at night. Or even a tuck in bed and a story to comfort one with. The presents every birthday and even special holidays. The time spent with a child is the most precious time that one can never doubt. Even when it comes to homework for both to learn what it's about. The time at a park, or a special program at school. But no matter what a child is loved. And that is the most special kind of gift that a parent can give to any child, either young or old.

Lonely This Am
THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY GOOD FRIENDS YOU HAVE.. YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug**Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* I Want To Fly by Bob Gallagher The night I met you in words only on a screen I knew I had to have you not only in my dreams! The words that we have shared have caused my heart to ca

Fret A Little For Me
This is my first day in the land of lost cherries and I would like learn all there is about this site, it looks like fun. So ELLO, nice to meet ya (if I forget to say that later). Stay cool, God bless (I can still say that right?) Until we chat again (stolen fraze from a friend) Fret Elloooooooo is anybody there??

Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful...hate Me Because I Am A Bitch!
I can't get you out of my mind. I keep thinking about how much I enjoy talking with you, how great you look when you smile, and how much I like your laugh. I daydream about you off and on all day, replaying pieces of our conversation... laughing again about the funny things you said or did. I've memorized your face and the way you look at me... it melts my heart every time I think about it. And I catch myself smiling when I imagine what will happen next when we are together. You must be something really special, because I can't remember the last time I felt so strongly about someone. Even though neither of us knows what the future holds. I know one thing for sure... you're one of the very best things that's happened to me in a long time! When you come to my profile I have not filled out the "about me" part of things partly because I am lazy and don't really feel like it and partly because I have to think about it and don't really know what to writ

Been Away
I'm back all...Sorry i haven't posted comments but i've been away busy with the kids and new babies in the family. I'm ready for a break. Hope i didn't miss anything. I hate being behind on topics..lol My brother and his wife had their first ultrasound today. Baby is growing big. She thought she was about 3 months but she's amost 4. Baby is Due on their first anniversary on April 2. Kinda cool.

Lady Ice
K-STYLE RIDAZ ARE LOOKING FOR FEMALE RAPPERS AND R&B SINGERS. SO IF YOU'D LIKE TO GET YOUR OWN CDS MADE OUT OR GET YOUR MUSIC CAREER STARTED HOLLA AT ME AND I'LL SET YOU UP, AIGHT LOVE LADY ICE 1. Good sex will make you stop what you are doing and make you change your plans. 2. Good sex will make you do shit you swore you never do. 3. What's good sex? It weather rain, sunshine, winter, summer or fall you gone get there on time in ah drop of ah dime when you receive that call. 4. Good sex is the only time you can beat ah girl pussy black and blue in dat minute you are done she turn to you and say she loves you. 5. What's good sex? Shit its when you to are done and you just lie in da wet spot and think about da further. 6. Good sex will make ah brotha feel good for weeks and his head and mind weak. 7. Good sex will make ah woman's legs shack raddled and shrivel from what you did to her. 8. Good

Música
Music Video:FREE (by Jon Secada)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone Adagio for StringsBy DJ TiestoCodesAndLyrics.com This is the music i get dress to...when i am going out to the night club...WARNING:(not good to listen to when you are "hung")lol Dale Don DaleBy Don OmarCodesAndLyrics.com

Birthday
Happy Birthday! Today is the day to celebrate 3 birthdays at once on my calendar! First we'll list Lyle. We've been friends for years now. Though he's not always around, he's always here in my heart. I sometimes wonder why I didn't meet him sooner then I did, but I assume that there's a reason for this like there is everything else! (Like the fact that if I had met him back in 1997, he'd have still been a kid in school... to young for me to sexual harass! Ha ha ha.) I've got a decent pic of him here, on the phone with Renee. And I've also got a pic where I turned him into "Lyle, Jungle Sex God at my service." If he's reading this, I know he's laughing. Next up, we have Dave B., the husband of my best friend Jamie. Dave does some sort of computer thing with some map company or something. I don't really know. He likes skiing and whitewater rafting. And he managed to marry Jamie, which is a HUGE accomplishment. Finally we have a non-person. And it's not exactly a BIR

Bullrider
I would like everyone to remember the men and woman in the armed forces this vetran's day cause i myself have lost a friend over seas To start off with I love to go to rodeos and watch the bullriding and see who wins the bulls or the cowboys normally the bulls win but going to the rodeos relaxs me

Can Anyone Understand This???....
A man sits alone, looking into a mirror of life and time... Seeing what was, what has gone, and what may never be again... Trying to hold on, trying to feel all is not despair... Looking for an answer to the pain, a solution to the problem, a decision on ones's future... Trying to call out to love, silently crying in pain... To need not to ask, not to want, but truly need! What has happened? Where is the expression? Is it that hard to see death, to recognize it in it's early stage? Or does no one want to commit to loving... Fully, without a guarantee? Alone a man sits... tales of love pass on by. No love entering his hollow corpse... Perhaps love knocks at the door, but true love is needed. A love that enters without being asked to come in. A love, true and pure, unadulterated by it's own fears of rejection and loss. This man sits alone and empty, praying for the pain to be no more... If only love would be true and there when one ne

Hello To All And Gooday
i am fairly new to the lost cherry scene and just wanted to say hi to all the people out there. I would love for you all to check my profile and if you rate me ill be sure to ruturn the favor to the best of my abilities. Anyone who is crazy, physco, and a little nutty is very welcome and i think we all apply to that at some point and time. hahahahahahahah anyways hit me up and let me know what you think of me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deep Thoughts..
I have found this to be truth... Most women like the Bad Guy... The dude that just treats them like complete crap. My reasoning for this is that women think they can change him. Their maturnal instinct kick in and the urge to change the other person is overwhelming.. So.. Where does that leave us.. The guys that love to write love letters & poetry for the ones we care about.. The guys that like to massage our loves and be there for them whenever they need us.. Heartbroken.. Because we get left for the Bad Guy.

My Greatest Fear Is: October 9, 2005 - 1:40pm Monday
My Greatest Fear Is: Part 5 PART FIVE: Oct. 9, 2006 1:40pm 5th entry: I had a job interview today at 2:00pm and I had about a half an hour maybe a little less before they got back from lunch to talk to me, so I sat down and took out my pad and pen and wrote this down so I can place it up on this blog area along with the rest of my blog entries. And by the way, I got the job! Training for the next three days from 6am until 2:30pm and then I work swing shift, or second as the case may be because there is no third, from 11am until about 7 or 8:30pm and it will be at least 40 hours a week. YAY ME!!!!  And now it’s time for the entry at hand. Whenever I think back on what happened on Saturday morning, this past weekend, I see a frightened, defiant little girl trying to keep herself from falling and disappearing into something she is not going to be able to return from if steps aren’t taken to fight back. When Peter’s tone of voice, and the look in his eyes, became a

What A Night
so after I got done talking to this really sweet guy, who I have to say did change the way I look at guys.I went to find something for dinner and just as I was walking out of the bed room, my lil princess comes running in the door, she spent the day with grams and pops as she calls them and had to tell me about everything thing she did. so then we were cuddle up on the couch wacthin Dora and talking.. and then out comes candyland so I got sucked into playing that again, but thats when the fun kicked in after loseing I want to say 3 games she came up and jumped on me and was like mommie you need to learn how to play better so we were rolling around on the floor having a good time.and well it is now 2:30 am and she just passed out and all I can say is i'm gonna have fun at work 2 marrow..

Purple Pussy Eater
Purple Pussy Eater There in the back of the classroom, sat the little girl hunched over in her desk crying, shielding her face beneath her arms. She was one of the smartest and brightest students in Albert J. Elementary, always eager to learn something new. Many thoughts ran through Mr. Blackmons head, trying to figure out why one of his most promising students was sad. "Monique, would you like a tissue, a drink of water or maybe someone to talk to?" Her defenses were up, and didnt look as if she was going to let them down or let no one in the secret door. She sat in the desk and shook her head no. "Monique, this isnt doing me any good seeing you like this. Please tell me why you are not outside playing with the other children. Its beautiful outdoors, you should be enjoying your recess." The weeping noise she made grew a little, judging from that he took a guess and asked, "Did something happen outside?" This time she said "No" and shook her head, yes. Kicking her feet against the ha

Are You Really There?????????????????
I have come to realize I am not the only one who has a prob with this! What do I have a problem with you ask??? Well how many times have you thougt a friend was here on LC when they Really aren't?? TOO damn many. That little dayglo cherry that is supposed to show when you are online, is a lyin little SOB! I have been on the phone with LC friends when they are in the car driving somewhere, and their little LC dayglo cherry says they are online, and I KNOW they are not. I hate that shit! I know there are gonna be probs with this (or any site) but I hope they can fix this!

Purity Test
Ok and here is the rest of the test. It takes a while to complete but let us know how pure you are... Section 6: Non Primary Choice Relations. 39 questions. This section of the test deals with whether you have done things with people whom you may not be altogether comfortable, therefore in this section of the test, if you are mostly a: - heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone of your OWN gender. - homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is someone of the OPPOSITE gender. - 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone of your OWN gender. Have you ever done any

Tagged
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. Falling asleep playing Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus. 2. Staying awake til dawn knowing that I have finals the next day. 3. Falling asleep standing up, or in school for that matter. 4. Spending too much time worrying about stupid shit. 5. Video Games! Video Games! and more Video Games! 6. Sometimes get priorities confused. 1. *Baby Lee* 2. Evil Angel 3. d-day 4. shortstuff 5. BlackNova 6. ktsr

W/end Love To All
in case you dont receive an individual comment here's some pick one and have it=lol Buried at PhotoCasket.com Buried at PhotoCasket.com Buried at PhotoCasket.com Buried at PhotoCasket.com Buried at PhotoCasket.com

Awareness
perception of beauty is a kind of barometer telling each of us how close we are to actually perceiving the energy. This is clear because once you observe this energy, you realize it's on the same continuum as beauty when something strikes us a beautiful, it displays more presence and sahrpness of shap and vivdness of color. It stands out. It Shines. It seems almost iridescen compared to the dull ness of other objects less attractive.

Lookin For Bi Fems
i'm lookin for bi fems down for anything in the houston area to have some fun with my girl and i so if you know any or are interested get back to me lookin for any bi or bi curious females in or around houston willing to meet up and have a lil fun.

"livin In Sweet Home Alabama"
1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Alabama. 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Alabama, plus a couple no one's seen before. 4. If it grows, it sticks; If it crawls, it bites. 5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words. 6. It is not a Shopping cart, it is a buggy. 7. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic. 8. People actually grow and eat okra. 9. "Fixinto" is one word. 10. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper. 11. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! 12. Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." 13. The word "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" 14. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too da

Dreams
i'm gonna start a dream blog!! my first entry is a doozie...but at least it's a funny one. ok i can't really remember most of the dream other than the midgets on teenee motorcycles doing figure 8's to cottoneye joe! if anyone wants to dare try an interpretation on that one you definitely have my blessing!!! ps they were wearing cowboy gear

Dreams
Story about all Three: Just the other night I had a dream about getting married by a Waterfall, which was beautiful, and when I got married, me and my wife went to Hawaii for our honeymoon, and after that we started to travel around the world to see many place that me and her haven’t been to before which was awesome as hell. But usually when I do dream it is always protecting someone I love and care for. Which sometimes my dreams can get strange once a while, but most of the time I dream about 5 different types of dreams like being in space fighting an army that can’t be stop or I will dream that I am saving people like my friends that been stopped by police officers or by an army from beyond the grave. And usually when I do dream like that I am a one man army fighting a war to make people’s dreams more peaceful and calm, and a lot of times I usually never win from the war. Cause most of the time when I do dream I am dying in everyone no matter how strong I get from it they always t

Sad Day
I met someone amazing off here and will be with him in DEC, I can't wait til that day comes,I don't want it to end when I am there (so you're comming here for our b-days and we will go from there ha!). I have never spent so much time with someone talking to them in my life,talking about past,present and future. He knows who he is. He has made me smile from day til night,he has kept me up and made me late for work hahaha but it was worth it, I kept him up and he almost missed his plane...I am sorry babe, I will make it up to you I promise. I can't wait til I see him walking towards me because I am going to jump in his arms and hug him so tight he won't breath til I let go...and plant the biggest kiss on those perfect lips. It's going to be weird not to wake up to him calling me every morning and talking to him thru out the day and all hours in the evening and most of all at night b4 we both pass out and I end up hearing him snore.He has had a great impact on me and he knows it,as I hope

A Little Venting
Well it has been like a week sience I have talked to this girl that I really do care about. I don't know where she is or what she is doing. I am really worried that she isn't getting into or doing something that she will regret. I really don't know what to do about this girl., she dose know that I care about her. I just wish I had a true friend to talk with about this somebody that maybe could help cheer me up a little bit because I am really on the urge to breaking down and just falling out at this point. I really don't give a rats ass what you think anyways if you read this. No one really pays any attention to me on this site any ways and that is why I just dont care about what you might think. I guess I will find out who my true friends are and who really isn't a true friend if I get comments on this or any of my other blogs.Well I am going to stop rambleing now. Why is when you go in for a job interview, and they ask you why you left the company and you tell them the reason why.

Teddy Bears
Teddy Bears Make The Best Friends Because: The don't tell you that you have bad breath. They never borrow Money. They never beat you at checkers. They don't complain when you eat potato chips in bed. They don't laugh at your clothes. They never borrow your favorite sweater. They don't outgrow you intellectually. They don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies. They're never disloyal,critical,or ungrateful. They never interrupt you when you're talking. They never tell you that you are fat. Thye dont eat all the popcorn at the movies. They don't get jealous of your other friends, They don't tell you how to drive. They don't hog the bathroom. They don't embarass you at parties. They never leave dirty socks on the floor. They don't get sick. They never say "I told you so." They arent't noisy and they don't have fleas. They listen to all of your problems. They are always ready to give you a hug. They always love you just the way you are.

The Perfect Murder!!!
I've seen alot of stuff my life, and most of the stuff i've seen is kinda stupid. I've seen alot of idiots get caught doing the simplest tasks, such as murder. Now murder can be a tough task, if it's not planned out right. During a murder case, investigators look for the following....connections meaning who could be connected to this murder and the person murdered, motive as in what reason this person was killed, contacts as in who all this person knows and who may have something against them. Evidence may include jewerly, ripped clothin found, DNA, as in blood, sweat, nail, hair and finger prints. So when creating a good murder think about those things. Most people dont really have a motive for murderin someone. They do it for the fun of it, for the adrendaline rush. They love to take risks and live on the edge, such as my self and they've done everything under the moon and still are not satisfied, so they commit murder so they, plan (what they think is carefully) but still they slip

Some Gifts Are Worth Sharing.
Some gifts are worth sharing.... Chapter One...... My robe puddles to the floor........ Leaving me shivering in the moonlight......... Climbing between the cool sheets, reaching for the warmth........ Searching for the forbidden skin.......the hunger building within. Our bodies mold to heat our desire........knocking the chill as if it were fire. We sway and rock beneath the silk......moving, flowing like the smooth pour of milk. My hips present My back archs My pussy presents for the deep promise........ Your cock represents......... Slowly and Surely.......on top of you I mount Moaning so softly You kiss my mouth....... Hushing my passion only momentarily........ To release only my cries in the belly of our house. My slit dripping honey Tightening for the ride Your ears I slighty nibble Your throbbing you can not hide........ I lean my breasts close to your chest..... Teasing your flesh with the hardening of my nipples My hair loosely flows to cre

Sexyme
Don't yu love it when a fantsey becomes reallity all your wants and desirers fall right in to your lap out of nowhere but, you are very glad they did because now you have a permenent smile on your face. ILOVE A GUY WITH A HOT BODY AND SOME BOMB DICK THE BEST COMBINATION IN THE WORLD WHAT YOU LADYS THINK? the most fun place is in my bedroom.lol

What Would You Say
N = No M = Maybe Y = yes Would You? [_] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [_] Slap Me? [_] Kiss Me? [_] Let Me Kiss You? [_] Watch A Movie With Me? [_] Take Me Out To Dinner? [_] Take A Shower With Me? [_] Take Me Home For The Night? [_] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [_] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [_] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [_] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [_] Tickle Me? [_] Let Me Tickle You? [_] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down? [_] Instant Message Me? [_] Greet Me In Public? [_] Hang Out With Me? [_] Bring Me Around Your Friends? Do You... [_] Think I'm Cute? [_] Want To Kiss Me? [_] Want To Cuddle With Me? [_] Want To Hook Up With Me? Am I... [_] Smart? [_] Cute? [_] Funny? [_] Cool? [_] Loveable? [_] Adorable? [_] Great To Be With? [_] Attractive? [_] Mean? Have You Ever... [_] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [_] Found Yourself Wanting A Kiss From Me? [_] Wished I Were There? [_]

Something Different...
The word Anticipate per the dictionary means one of the following: 1. to realize beforehand; foretaste or foresee: to anticipate pleasure. 2. to expect; look forward to; be sure of: to anticipate a favorable decision. 3. to perform (an action) before another has had time to act. 4. to answer (a question), obey (a command), or satisfy (a request) before it is made: He anticipated each of my orders. Does that even come close to how I feel when I’m waiting on a message, or a shout out. Hell no. I flip through the different pages just to waste time waiting hoping wondering when I will get a message. Different things run through your mind while you are anticipating that waited message, the call, the shout out, or whatever it may be. Will they call today? Are they going to be online today? Wonder where they are now? Do they wait for me as much as I wait to hear from them? Then you ask yourself why do I feel this way, why am I setting here waiting so. I could be doin

Lawyers ... My Favorite Stories
Hunting Attorneys US Government Department of Fish and "wildlife" Sec. 1200 1. Any person with a valid hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. 3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash. 4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft. 5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys. 6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships. 7. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, whorehouses, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals. 8. If an attorney is elected to government office

My Poem "sometimes I Cry"
Sometimes I Cry Some times I cry, All too often I want to die. Do you feel the pain I feel? Is your love for me even real? I hurt inside so much you see. The scars so deep, just look at me. Do you see the marks life’s left behind? Sometimes I feel I may lose my mind. I must be crazy, real screwed up in the head. To think you could love me, after the life I’ve led. No one can love me, most don’t even try. Now do you see why sometimes I cry. Why the pain is so harsh I just want to die. The hurt little girl just trying to get out. As I sit here alone trying not to think about The lies and betrayal, the love that I’ve lost. The chances I’ve taken no matter the cost. I want a new life and I want it with you. I’m tired of feeling so down and so blue. Can you love me as much as I love you? Can you hug me and kiss me and hold me tight? Can you take my hand and guide me through the night? Can you stand by my side come dawns early light? I wish you will, I hope you

Eternal Comunication
I would really like some feedback as to what i can do with my profile to make it more injoyable for everyone please dont be shy tell me how it is keep it real we like real people. hello and welcome to the place where everything and anything is what were about please feel free to get involved You have a sexual IQ of 148 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Redneck Parachute Jump
Just before a new redneck had his first parachute jump, his sergeant reminded him, "Count to ten, then pull the first rip cord. If it snarls, pull the second rip cord for your auxiliary chute. After you land, our truck will pick you up." The paratrooper took a deep breath and jumped. He counted to ten and pulled the first cord. Nothing happened. He pulled the second cord. Again, nothing happened. As he plummeted to the ground, he said to himself, "I'll bet that truck won't be there either!"

Letter To Tide
Letter to Tide Dear Tide I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. Well one thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that when the detectives w ho came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative. Later, my attorney called and said that I would

Sexy Passionate Sex
i want you to walk into my room put one hand around my waist and the other behind my neck....then i want you to kiss me so passionately....continue kissing me while the hand that was behind my neck is now rubbing across my breast down over my abdomen and into my french panties....one finger sliding into my wet tight pussy....then i want you to grabb my ass pic me up and walk over to the bed...lay me down and proceed to removing every article of clothing.....while doing lightly kiss every inch of my naked body....i will proceed to undressing you but before i can finish you agressively turn me around and continue kissing my soft chocolate skin....before anything else i can feel you hard warm erection sliding into me hard and soft harder soft sliding in and out im getting more wet and more wet....it feels so good i want to cum........ .....2 be continued

The Lost Wondering Thoughts Of My Soul
i want to be in my world forever.. it has silver grass.. and a purple sky.. and i'm the only one there.. just me and the snake.. it's orange with piercing red eyes.. it's neither male nor female.. which is nice.. makes things much easier.. it holds all the answers to lifes questions yet it doesn't give them up easily.. it hangs from the baby blue apple tree.. the tree that gives me all the food i could ever want.. and i feel content.. my world is a valley.. surrounded by grass covered mountains.. a pink stream runs down the mountains and cuts the valley in half.. it's never dark here.. or sunny.. just different shades of purple.. it's relaxing.. there's no one to judge me.. to anything me.. because me and the snake are the only ones here.. when i'm here i'm not happy or sad.. hurt or mad.. i'm just content.. it's the only emotion allowed in the valley and that's just fine.. i can sit anywhere and be comfy.. the grass surrounds me and i feel protected.. it tickles.. it embraces.. it rem

A Woman
HERE IS SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT... There comes a time in every woman's life when she has to take a close look at herself. Not at her circumstance, not at what he did, not how unfair life is, not who made you do it, just at herself in all her glory and imperfection. For many women this is a scary thing because often times they don't want to know the truth about themselves. Real women know what I mean. As women, we have a tendency to water one another down. Maybe it makes us feel good or look better than the next woman. Or maybe we just don't know how to tell that woman how we admire her. Have you ever admired a woman who has been through changes in her life? Or have you made up in your mind that she is just messed up. Before you make this mistake, take a close look. A woman who has endured the most unusual life is someone of wisdom. Someone who has been chosen by God to go through. Think of all the great women in the bible, Mary Magdalene and Esthe

Things Happen For A Reason
Ok Im a firm believer in things happen for a reason and people are brought into our lives for a reason whether to teach us a lesson in life or for the good in it.. Not sure. I have too Older chilren 20 and 23 and A younger fiance' When I found I out I was pregnant I was shocked But at the same so happy. Things in my life were on a rollercoaster and with this news I thought things would change. Well. In a way they did.. so many things happened. Such as Not only was My man Happy But he also had issues to resolve and then my children decided they wanted nothing to do with me because I was pregnant 1 and 2 because I was with a younger man. Hey get over it. They are grown In college My oldest is pregnant and living with her man who happens to be my mans cousin. So she has a issue that is on her. But she has tried so bad to bring this Mine relationship down. Now we had issues we had to deal wtih anyways. We were seperated for a month and hes back and things couldnt be greater. But

Christmas/birthday
I swear christmas is the worst/ best time of the year for me. Worst cuz I have to dish out extra money since my son's birthday is 2 days later. That's right Dec 27th. So I spend more around this time of year then most of you, just on one person. It's the best time of year however cuz it's my son's birthday. He's my whole life and I love him, and celebrating his birthday is so much fun, not only cuz I get to see the look on his face for opening more presents, but because I get to hold him a birthday party with all my friends and their kids, or their lil bro's or sis's. I don't know about the rest of you, but I miss being a kid and playing stupid party games. So when his birthday comes around. The entire party joins in the games adults, kids and all!

Can We Have One Day????????
FORGET ALL THE STUPID STUFF LIKE DRAMA,NAME CALLING,DOWNGRADING,SHIT STIRRING,AND CONTESTS.JUST FOR THE REST OF TODAY AND TOMORROW DO YOU THINK AS THE COMMUNITY OF CHERRYTAP THAT WE COULD PULL TOGETHER AND CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING? THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE THE TIME FOR BEING THANKFUL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE,FOR FRIENDS,FAMILY,GOOD FOOD,HEALTH,LOVE,AND SHARING WITH EACHOTHER.HAVE WE ALL FORGOTTEN THE MEANING OF THIS HOLIDAY? WAS IT NOT BECAUSE A FEW STRANGERS MET AND CELEBRATED A NEW FRIENDSHIP TOGETHER? WOULD IT BE SO HARD TO FORGET THE DRAMA AND THE REST OF IT FOR ONE 24 HOUR PERIOD? ARE WE NOT THE ONES WHO ALL JOINED HERE LOOKING FOR NEW FRIENDS AND A KOOL PLACE TO HANGOUT ONLINE? YEA I THINK WE WERE!!! WELL IN CELEBRATION OF THE HOLIDAY,GO MEET A FEW NEW FRIENDS AND TOGETHER LETS CELEBRATE OUR FRIENDSHIPS TOGETHER. PRESIDENT OF THE OLD TIMERS SOCIETY~BADASSBITCH74~

Poems
Single tears of blood drop to the floor, She hears a noise and quickly locks the door, Her hands are stained crimson from her blood, She knows its wrong but she can't get enough, Her eyes shine with her hidden tears, Her blood drips away all her fears, She hears footsteps and drops the blade in panic, No one knows about her disturbed passion, The footsteps fade back into a deafening silence, As she returns to her selfish violence, Day by day her eyes grow colder, Her self-hatred grows evermore bolder, Her face is set with determination, She feels certain in her self liberation, Her eyes are closed her hand ready, She makes sure to keep the blade steady, Her second thoughts fade away, That girl has died today

Belladonna!!!
To everyone pissed off that Belladonna wont reply or talk to them, look at how many friends she has, it would take forever to reply to everyone, shes got a life and a job and a family! Shes a busy girl!! Just be glad your in her friends!!! If she gets a chance, she just might get back to ya. Dont pressure her or try to make her feel bad for not getting back to U!!~~~Jay

Girl Friend Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS!

Another Neat Place To Build Your Profiles
its pretty new and needs some people in it. I made my page last night. http://www.byoweb.net/lorie/ some other neat places to go too. http://www.tagworld.com/loriesc4/ and my naughty girl group its hot!!! got to the groups in tagworld http://www.tagworld.com/loriesc4/GroupSearch.aspx Naughtygirl Private Hey there, This group is private for fun adults like me that love meeting people from the net. ... Created by loriesc4 September 21, 2006

Whats Going On
For all that dont know i am in a custody/visitation battle with my ex. i am supposed to provide transportation to or from the visits which are in joshua tree, a 45 min bus ride. well due to the bus schedule routes etc, the bus schedule doesnt work out to get him there at 10 oclock on saturday. plus its a really long walk from the bus stop. now they will pick him up and bring him back, but i would have no way of knowing whether or not they really went to the house where the visits are supposed to take place, so i really need to be the one to take him there and bring him home. i am trying to find transportation this saturday, but with having repairs to the house and groceries i dont really have gas money. plus this is going to be an on going thing. so here is my point, i really really need a car. i am trying to find someone that has a car for sale that will take payments, but let me use the car while making the payments. i get a pel grant in september so i culd pay off most of teh balanc

Gheez I'm A Noob
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Don't ask. I've become SERIOUSLY tired of guys just wanting me for one thing. I'm not even LIKE THAT. I understand the ones that don't know me, don't know. Well, now ya do. The ones that DO know me, should know better than that! UGH! I'm tired of being called hot, sexy, etc. While it truly does flatter me, why can't I be beautiful? Or why not take the time to get to know me before jumping to conclusions or straight out asking for sex. If everyone took a few seconds to get to know someone, things may turn out a little bit better than you anticipated. I'm done. Needed to rant for a second. Sorry! LOL I'm starting to get the hang of the whole CherryTAP thing. I've been on here for a day now, met some awesome people, spammed dev's comments to get him a ra

Why
why is it hard for a guy like me to find a good girl to be with cuz yea its hard for me to find a great girl who can make me laugh and smile i had that once but it ended a few months after it started but thanx to that girl who will not be named she has shown me what kind of girl im looking for but yea its really hard to but down on paper or anything what im looking for ive had a few unsuccessful relationships and yea i really hate being single i just wish i can find that one girl who will make me laugh and smile and love me for me and not want to change me but its really hard to find that girl and i dont know why well i guess thats all im gonna write for now peace

Drunken Superman
Drunken Superman recipe Drunken Superman, invented by Jarrod Brecht, is a popular drink in South Florida, South Carolina and New England. 2 oz tequila 1 1/2 oz triple sec 2 oz sweet and sour mix 1 oz lime juice 1 1/2 oz 151 proof rum Combine all ingredients except 151 rum in a cocktail shaker and shake briskly. Pour over ice in a margarita glass, and add 151 over the top. Add a slice of orange, and serve..

A Christmas Story ( Xxx Rated )
It was already snowing when I got up in the morning and even though I thought I was a bit too old to care that much about it, I secretly wished that the snow would stay until Christmas. It was only two days. A white Christmas is something special and I hoped this one was going to be special. I really wanted a portable CD player. Dad said it was much too expensive, but I had the feeling that I was going to get it. The rest of the family had the day before Christmas off, but I still went to school and even though it was a Monday they had decided that we were going to school that day, not to have any lessons but to go to church, then eat cookies in the classrooms and wish everybody a merry Christmas. In the morning there was a bus to take me straight to school, but since I got off early I had to take two busses to get home. The first one was late but eventually it did come. When I got off to wait for the second bus, the driver stopped me. "Are you sure you want to get off? 507

News!! Also Come And Check Me Out
hey to all my friends i got some news as of yesterday. i was accepted into a writing school and i will be able to write books for children. im excited. come by check me out whoever reads this. ill see ya later leave some comments thanks how to stop people from bugging you about getting married old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling telling me, "you're next." They stoppped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. its just a joke thing i found a while ago

This Really Does Happen
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS And furthermore.. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not

Warning!!!!!
JURY DUTY SCAM: This has been verified on Snopes.com (link listed below) and by the FBI (their link is also included below). Please pass this on to everyone in your address book. It is spreading fast so be prepared should you get this call. Most of us take those summons for jury duty seriously, but enough people skip out on their civic duty that a new and ominous kind of scam has surfaced. Fall for it and your identity could be stolen, reports CBS. In this con, someone calls pretending to be a court official who threateningly says a warrant has been issued for your arrest because you didn't show up for jury duty. The caller claims to be a jury coordinator. If you protest that you never received a summons for jury duty, the scammer asks you for your Social Security number and date of birth so he or she can verify the information and cancel the arrest warrant. Sometimes they even ask for credit card numbers. Give out any of this information and bingo! Your identit

Pen Pals
Seeing Kellie masturbate was the most erotic thing I'd ever seen. Over and over in my head I reran the images of her slim fingers glistening with her cum, sliding in and out of her wet pussy. I desperately needed to see her again, so I wrote another email. "Dear Kellie, I'm sorry about sending you to the mall and not calling you. I think you'll understand when you return the tape to its hiding place. I also left you a little surprise. I hope you enjoy it. I was so turned-on when you removed your panties and twirled around your room, that all I could think about was making love to you. I couldn't help myself. I realize that what I'm doing isn't right. Possibly I'm sick in the head, but the first time I saw you and your sister, I knew I had to see more. I never intended on actually meeting you, so sending you away from the house while I took the other tape seemed the safest way to avoid your ridicule, and hatred (and a potential arrest). I couldn't bear to see the look of disgu

I Look Yummy
I like a ruff neck thats frm tha hood or ghetto he gonna finished school and have a jod he needs to be a blood he need to be 19 and up and his named gotta start wit a t he is a libra he last named is brown he is half black and cherykeyindian he smell good and his dick tha shirt and i can't help it i wanna it everyday but he single and i knw his fam but it a problem i love 2 tease and flirt and play games and front i need to stop it cause we got everything in comment he maybe my soulmate but i will find out I am in love wit u I am in love wit ur eyes I am in love wit ur smile I am in love the way u walk I am in love the way u talk I am in love wit u and on;y u I am in love wit u the way you dancew I am in love wit u the way u play basketball andfootball I am in love wit u but love hurt alot I am in love wit ur lips And i am love wit u becasue u wonderful and respectful. I am in love wit u becasue u my typed I am in love w

I Am A
one wish the angels have cried the storm is over...the stars become visible once again..drifting in the water..looking into the heavens and the countless stars..shining all about like fireflies on a warm summer night..as a star shoots across the sky he makes a wish...the shooting star falls at his feet..scared at first he opts not to touch it..then realizing that his wish contained so much love that the star could not stay in the sky.. the one simple wish had over powered the little star... he picks up the little star.. and as he does the star starts glowing brighter and brighter.. he knows that he doesn't posses the strength to hurl the little star back into the heavens... so he pulls a locket out of his pocket and puts the star inside ... he hangs the locket around his neck and travels on... One day during his travels the locket burned his chest as a woman was walking by ... he did not know or understand yet.. so still he went on.. all over the world he traveled seeing a

Biker
I was just a biker I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me and my brothers

Sand Sun And....
DJ Nykon and DJ Island Girl are running around in bikini's....Yes Nykon is wearin a string bikini! Oh well...not everyone is perfect! That's why we're all hangin out in here! Club Illusia Christmas Island! Click on the pic to take a break from the wind and snow and Join Us in the Sand and Sun!

Poems
I cry amidst the grave of my soul for I buried it long ago as I dig my hands through the soiled remains I stumble upon a seed that bears many pains I plant it in my heart in hopes that one day my soul will regrow. Do you hear me cry at night? Pain has entwined itself in my heart. Do not push me away for I stand by Medusa's side spitting the venemous spite out of my mouth. I curse the conforming gods as I battle Incubus and his warriors for I will not look at that which he shows. The torture I bear has yet to cease as my army of gargoyles have left my side. Pleading with Evil to stay back; they inhabit the barricades and force down the walls. Flashes of death and famine are all around as the White Horseman leads the battle cry. The final seal has been broken as the prophecy is complete. Evil screams. . . as I awake. Needs a little work, but let me know what ya think! One day I will no longer be burried within these grains of sand the

Writing On The Wall
This is a good place to write the kind of things you sometimes see writen on bathroom walls. For example, if you want to recommend a hot cherry who has naughty pics that aren't private, this is a good place to post that. As well as the kind of jokes you wouldnt tell your momma. Enjoy the blog!

Men And Their Humor
It seems everywhere I go someone has some dumbass comment or I have to recieve messages from dudes online asking me why I look like a chick when I'm a male and that faggots like me make gurlz go gay. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Lol. Some people see and hear me in public. I'm OBVIOUSLY a male. I am tall, have broad shoulders, a VERY deep voice. Okay, so SOMETIMES I might wear a miniskirt and TONS of makeup and I MIGHT pass for a chick, lol, but some guys approach me THINKING I'm a female and I tell them "No, I'm not. Sorry sweety..." And some ACTUALLY get mad at me! What the fuck? Aaaand some just say 'So?', lol. I HAVE mistaken some men for women, and when that happens, I compliment them. They're doing what they love to do and OBVIOUSLY doing it right. Not that I'm asking for a complimtent, but seriously... It's the year 2006. Grow up. I can't go places dressed the way I do without hearing "You fucking homo" or "Go suck a dick faggot". It's hard. And even HARDER in NYC. And even HARDER in the

Erotic
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Rating
All I want to do is give people 10's because alot of people deserve it! I cant though! I am the littlest cherry possible and I cant vote. Isnt this America where even the little man gets to vote too? Oh well, I guess this is "online america" where 'the man' (or woman) says I am too little of a cherry to do anything! Well people, help me become a big cherry! I want to be able to give all of you 10's! I promise I will return the favor any way I can!!! Have a nice day!

Funny
Women: Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since the last oil change. Drink a cup of coffee. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Men: Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for 50 dollars for oil, filter, oil lift (AKA kitty litter), hand cleaner and scented tree. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard. Open a beer and drink it. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. In frustration, open another beer and drink it. Place drain pan under engine. Look for 9/16 box end wrench. Give up and use crescent wrench. Unscrew drain plug. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in process. Clean up. Have another beer while oil is draining. Look for oil filter wrench. Give up; poke oil filter with Phillips screwdriv

To All Of My Friends And Familly ...
Bottle of Wine Share Today at 2:51pm (Women will LOVE this one!)A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.' Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his

Emotions...
Never say I love you, if it isn't really there.. Never talk about feeling, if you really don't care, Never hold my hand, if your going to break my heart Never say your gonna, if you never plan to start, Never say hello, if you really mean goodbye, If you really mean forever, then please say you'll try Never say forever, because forever makes me cry... *************************************************

Just Stuff
I leave for my trip to Long Beach California in 1 week :D I am so excited. I will be gone for 4 days but please still feel free to leave me comments and stuff like that. I hope I will have a friends laptop with me If I do I will check in a few times while I am there. I will be staying Aboard the RMS Queen Mary For those of you who do not know. The Queen Mary Is One Of The Most Haunted Ships In The "WORLD". I am also a Paranormal Investigator which is my reason for going I am going on a Investigation "Ghost Hunt". I will post any pictures I get from there in my albums. For Those Of You Who Are Into Spirits and Ghost :) I will also be posting a a 4 days trip blog on my myspace page. I will Fix up a Link To That Page on my CT Pro For Easy Access :) Have A Wonderful Day ~Venomous Kiss~ 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through our house was blasting the "St. Vitus Dance" by Bauhaus; Torn fishnets were draped on my forearms with care, And two cans of Aquanet applied to my hair;

Funny 22
With just a few days before Christmas all the stores are bustling with excitement and noise. I was really lucky…I got in the checkout line behind a petite woman who was checking out with about a million toys, a few groceries, and a couple of personal items. Halfway through ringing the lady out a box of twenty-four regular “Tampax” refused to be scanned by the electronic eye. The cashier casually picked up the microphone and said. “Price check on register five, regular “Tampex”, box of twenty-four.” The lady turned blood red … in the face. (sorry) But the cashier just kept on ringing up the rest of the ladies merchandise. As the last item beeped it’s way through the laser red scanner the quiet customer leaned across the conveyor belt and said softly to the cashier, “The Tampex is kind of an emergency.” Again without a cognizant thought the cashier grabbed the microphone and yelled quite loudly, “We need that price check on register five.” And again this very polite lady

Horny Man's Turn -on's
#1,Do you find yourself Fantasizeing about waitresses ? #2,Do you get Excited when a Hot waitress ask's you, what you'd like ? #3,Can a women eating a Banana put you into a sex fiening Frenzy ? #4,Is it hard to find a non erogenous zone on your body? #5,Do the melons at the Grocery store drive you wild? #6,Do the women in newspaper wedding annoucement photos make you hot? #7,Does Sex get you in the Mood for more sex ? #8,Can a Sexy women,speeding by give you whiplash? #9,can a sey women walking by give you Eyestrain ?

It's Been To Long
Subject: HaHaHaHa Love is a Temptation,that starts with a sensation,when a guy,stick's his location,in a girl's destination,to inctrease the population,for the next generation,do you get my explamation,or do you need a demonstation ??? Sky is blue,Water is wet,I'll make you cum,I'll make you sweat.Pressed up against my body.Movin up an down.Slowly but firmly,We'll move the ground. Kissing is a habit,Fucking is a game,Guys get most of the pleasure.Girls get all the pain.10 minutes of pleasure.9 Months of pain.3 Days in the Hospital.A Baby without a name.The baby is a basturd.The mother is a Whore.This would never of happen'd,if the damn rubber hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math,you subtract the clothes.Add the bed.Divide the legs.And pray to god you don't multiply. Roses are red.Grass is gree.Open your legs,and I'll fill you with cream. Hickery Dickery dock.This Bitch is sucking my cock.The clock struck two.I dumped my goo.And dumped her to the end of the block. Sex

Pissed
I am sick of everyone butting in my life. Its my life, stay the fuck out of it. To all ya'll on my friends list........if u have no idea what I'm talkin' bout, then this aint pointed toward u. The others, back the fuck off. I'm gonna do what I wanna do. I am trying to make me and my kids happy, and if that pisses u off, then go fuck urself. I dont give a rats ass anymore. I am tired of trying to pls everyone. Its my time. I'm takin time for myself and my kids. Its long over do. I cant pls all ya'll and I refuse to try anymore. Yeah I'm throwing away 7 years. Who fuckin cares. I'm not happy, my kids arent happy, and thats all that matters to me anymore. Our happiness. I'm tired of ppl flapping their lips on shit they no nothing about. Unless it involves u, stay the fuck out. And just to clarify something, I'm not out fuckin someone. Even if I was, it aint none of ur damn business, so back up, and stay out of my shit. I apologize to the ones reading this and r wonderi

Yay A Fresh Start.
here i am yet again trying out one of these god forsaken type of websites where you do blogs add pictures and everything. yet again i will be down to the fact stoping the blogs and prolly deletng this cherry thing. most of the time because the fact i am a male people will just over look what ever im typing or writing about. it sickens me but what the hell every place atleast gets one fucking try? merry fucking Christmas to cherry and all the lovely cherrys out there as well. may your dreams be dark and wet.

My First Blog On Here
1975 : Long hair 2007 : Longing for hair 1975: KEG 2007 : EKG 1975 : Acid rock 2007: Acid reflux 1975 : Moving to California because it's cool 2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1975 : Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1975 : Seeds and stems 2007: Roughage 1975 : Hoping for a BMW 2007: Hoping for a BM 1975 : Going to a new, hip joint 2007: Receiving a new hip joint 1975 : Rolling Stones 2007: Kidney Stones 1975 : Being called into the principal's office 2007 : Calling the principal's office 1975 : Screw the system 2007: Upgrade the system 1975 : Disco 2007: Costco 1975 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1975 : Passing the drivers' test 2007: Passing the vision test 1975 : Whatever 2007 : Depends Just in case you weren't feeling too old today

Food 4 Thought
in this hour its my deepest pain that i shall hurt forever for the one that i was lovin no longewr loves me nemore im sad to say i feel this way for love shall come in time but to love another who doesnt love u back no thats a great big blunder my love is filled with doubts in time that will not ever heal n the things i feel for u my love will make ur blood congiele n so i must say i love u now n will forever more n u will feel as i do someday but never feel as scorned if u could meet the person of ur dreams the one person u could love ur whole life n not second guess it but u had to wait two years to meet them would u do it or forget about them n move on? tel me what u think about that n let me know thanx bunches night

A True Soldiers Memorial
WOW! I READ THIS BULLETIN AND WAS MOVED TO TEARS.....AS WRITTEN BY BRENNANS UNCLE FLAMEWALKER..... Yesterday was one of the hardest days that a family has to endure... There is no time right for burying a loved one..there is no good way... Last night on the way home Julie and I tried to come up with just a short way to describe it...and we came up with "inexplicably overwhelming"..and "breathtaking"....and even that is not good enough to describe the feelings..the deep emotions..the pride and the tears. I found myself actually holding my breath at moments..so as not to weep out loud. Many of you are asking if the protestors showed...If they did...the family did not see them..we were assured by the police that their "event"..would be no event....The Patriot Guard showed up in full force...we saw "snipers" dressed in black....They weren't "hiding"...We guessed that they wanted there presence known...I suppose if we "saw" some...there were many others we couldn't se

Dark Night
Bloody hands Rub it all over my face Looking up at the sky Wishing I could fly But my wings were cut You haven't quite got yours yet Haven't felt enough pain yet What the fuck was that? I don't fucking care nobody else ever did so why the fuck should I Boot print on your face fits mighty nice Do you feel your heart slow down as your blood mass drops Tiny cuts itching unbearably Releasing the toxins from the veins The breathing slows down As you take your last breath Remember its not over yet Lying in your arms as you drain the life out of me the blood drips slowly on the floor from the rips in the flesh Softly kissing cold lips as the pigment turns blue We dance through the night Love so pure Falls in the hole Sitting there waiting Tap, Tap Is anybody home cause i need someone thats cold to hold me Into the bloody night Wipe the tear off the eye and throw it up into the sky and make a wish for all eternity

I Am Weird
You scored as Freddy Kruger. Your murdurer will be Freddy Kruger. Ouch. Cat claws have never been so deadly. Look out, avoid sleep.Freddy Kruger60%Kayako50%Paul Morlock43%Samara Morgan13%What horror villian will you be killed by?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Movie Quiz. Yu are so obsessed with horror films, You' proberly not make it out of your house alive without You'r lucky rabbits foot or silver cross to protect You from harm.Movie Quiz54%film quiz42%Are You obsessed with Horror films?created with QuizFarm.com

Just Me
Just stoppin in to let ya all know that I haven't died or nothing, I have been really busy, we got all this damn snow and ice and it really sucks ass...anywhos, I am still here somewhere, so plz if ya visit my profile drop me a line...Take care all of you and be safe in all you do, I will be back at a later date to maybe update my profile and change it a bit, till then......Laterz Just thought I would post a Blog and let you all know that I am new to this so plz be patient with me, I am slowly learning. I am NOT single at the present time and date...I am a very outgoing, outspoken, independent individual...My Motto is simply this...Like it or Leave it, It don't matter to me...Shit Happens and then you Step in it...Be Nice and I will Be Nice in Return...I could go on, but this is going to be boring enough for you all..anyways, if you are interested in chatting plz feel free to drop me a line or two....

Good News For Me
West Vrginia Here I Come Category: Life Well for those of you who don't know already I have decided to move back home to West Virginia. I am not sure yet of when I will be moving but I am in the works of getting things together. I have found out that there are 3 new stores opening up sometime this year near my home town. As soon as we find out when these stores will be opening I will know when I will be leaving. I am so excited to finally get back home and be around my family and see some of my old friends. I wish I knew when I was leaving and when I will be back home cause I just can't wait. I have already told some family members and my best friend that I will be comming home sometime this year. To those of you that know me already and live here in Arizona I am sorry to say this but it is time for me to go back. There is really nothing here that is holding me here or any reason I realy want to stay. I want to be back in the snow even though where I live there never does really

Love Gone Wrong
A warm sensation fills my body My heart races with every touch The softness of your voice soothes my soul As I lay in bed hoping the moment will never end Calling out for you, Praying that you'll never let me go The sensation so powerful I can no longer feel my body Slowly I fade in and out of reality In an instant that warm sensation fades away My heart so empty My soul riped apart Lying there; wondering where I went wrong again Calling out for you, only to find you will not answer My mind invaded with thoughts So cruel and unrefined The sensation of fear of what's to come Slowly the reality over powering The lust and fantasy Leaves me empty again Confused on how to think or feel The loneliness I feel So wretched and compelled Betrayal to myself Revealing the terrors of my love

Poetry By Lupodiavolo
Ethereal You Your eyes burn warm as embers, winters sultry pyre. Flaming deep inside of me, torturous desire. Your chest as warm as summer, and through the night I lay. Knowing it's time to leave you, but I can only stay. Sing for me sweet angel, those words of Seraphim, Kiss but once so softly, let my dreaming end. Lips as ripe as berries, a kiss so close to wine. Lie beside me darling. Tonight I wish you're mine. Wings so soft and tender, no better lovers bed. As your arms still wrap about me, and hands caress my head. Let me hold you closely, slipping deep inside. For when again it's morning, You'' know with me you've lied. D. Cohen LupoDiavolo I can smell the storm about you. Over your flesh that tingles with it's hidden electric. I can feel like a distant rumble the thunder, beneath your breath, welling beneath your breasts as your chest rises and falls. I can see the flash behind your eyes and revel in the majesty of your sensual winds. My hair we

Randoms
The following is taken from "The Divine Comedy", Canto V of Inferno,lines 100-142, by Dante Alighieri written ca. 1304-8: "Love, that can quickly seize the gentle heart, took hold of him because of the fair body taken from me-how that was done still wounds me Love, that releases no beloved from loving,took hold of me so strongly through his beauty that, as you see, it has not left me yet. Love lead the two of us unto one death. Caina waits for him who took our life" These words were borne across from them to us. When I had listened to those injured souls, I bent my head and held it low until the poet asked of me "What are you thinking?" When i replied,my words began: "Alas, how many gentle thoughts,hoe deep a longing, had led them to the agonizing pass!" Then I addressed my my speech again unto them, and I began: "Francesca, your afflictions move me to tears of sorrow and pity. But tell me, in the time of gentle sighs, with what and in what way did Lo

My Daughter Laurelyn
My Daughter Laurelyns song Wild Ride is on the top under Race Day Riffs at Dominos.com Please Give her a listen and let us know what ya think!!! The Link Below http://www.dominos.com/home/dtPlayer.jsp

Truthiness!
So here's the deal. You get to ask me THREE QUESTIONS no matter how crazy, or random, (or sexually unacceptable :D), and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully. 1. 2. 3. (thats the truth part) Now I dare you to repost this, to see what people ask you (thats the dare part)

Randomness!
Wanted to be a gypsy and just leave everything and start a new life over each day??? I HAVE!!! ...dance on a rooftop in almost nothing with raindrops and rose petals falling all around me and I would just twirl and twirl and twirl and I would be free and happy...

Prayers Please
My future sister inlaw Jess had her masttectomy(spelling)Today...keep her in your prayers for a quick recovery and the strength to deal with the lose of her breast...and prayers to keep my brother strong so that he is able to emotionaly support her...thankyou so much!

Playing Poker
a little boy came home from school one evening.decides hes going to ask his dad to play ball with him.so he puts down his school bag walks into his dads room and see's his dad having sex with his mom."dad what you doing to mom?"the little boy asked."well i'm playing poker and shes my wild card,go ask your brother to play ball".so the little boy walks to his brothers room and he's having sex with his girlfriend.the boy asked."brother what you doing with that girl?'the brother reply's"i'm playing poker and shes my wild card."so the little boy walks next door to grandpa house.walks in and grandpa is haveing sex with grandma."grandpa what you doing with grandma?" grandpa tells him."i'm playing poker and shes my wild card" so the little boy dissapears for a couble hours.his dad is looking alover for him.he finds him and the little boy is going to town on himself jerking off.the dad asks"boy what you doind?" the boy reply's"WITH A HAND LIKE THIS

Love Don't Make No Sense
SHE GAVE YOU EVERYTHING SHE COULD GIVE YOU EVEN MOST OF HER SOUL AND I GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU TREATED HER SO BADLY BECAUSE YOU KNEW YOU HAD CONTROL.YOU TREATED HIM LIKE HE WAS NOTHING EVEN THOUGH HE WOULD DIE FOR YOU, CRY FOR YOU, LIE FOR YOU, BEG, BORROW, STEAL TOO,BUT NONE OF THAT MEANT ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU KNEW THERE WAS NOTHING HE WOULDN'T DO.YOU BEAT HER HAD SEX WITH HER SISTER AND BESTFRIEND AND WHAT DID SHE DO, STAND BY YOU TO THE BITTER END,YOU SLEPT WITH HIS COUSIN,BROTHER AND EVEN THE BESTMAN, BUT WHAT DID HE DO NOTHING JUST EXCEPTED IT WITH A GRIN.YOU CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN THAT DINNER IS NEVER ON TIME, WHY DON'T YOU CLEAN UP AROUND HERE LOSE SOME WEIGHT GO ON A DIET.MY SISTERS HUSBAND JUST JOINED A GYM YOU KNOW YOU COULD STAND TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME OUT FOR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN ( HE WORKS TWO JOBS AND SHE SITS HOME ALL DAY)YOU ARE A LOSER NOTHING BUT A CLOWN.BUT SHE STAYED WITH THIS MAN FOR ALMOST 30 YEARS THEY HAVE 7 KIDS 11 GRAND KIDS AND WHY BECAUSE S

Quiz 7
What Type of Person Are You? [pictures + detailed results] The pessimist - The whinerPeople in this category usually have a very gloomy outlook on thing in general, trapped within a dark mind. Most of the times, it is past events that has made them pessimistic. Most likely they lived through a few unfortunate events and/or hardships that made quite a large impact on them. Now they seem to believe they have been cursed with bad luck, for nothing ever do go their way. Positive scenarios they gladly live through, but later proclaim them as a coincidence or shrug them off. Positive things never leaves them a great, lasting impression, and they tend to hold onto events which went badly. Pessimists are seen as "party poopers" if they were to voice out their opinion. It is not that they want to live life this way, but they found that life will be unfair whether they want it to or not. Therefore they have adjusted, albeit reluctantly. They want things to be better, but seldom do any

Tru Lo's And Lette's
I GOT THIS FROM SOMEONE BUT IT IS SO TRUE!!!!!!! If you do not take the time to read this, it is your loss..... To all the juggalos and juggalettes, im sorry but today people are "juggalos" for the wrong reasons. i am sending this out to tell you all that there a many people out there shaming our name and disgracing the family. read this and youll get what i mean WHAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JUGGALO/LETTE... 1) you are NOT a juggalo if the only reason you want to be is because its "cool" 2)you are NOT a juggalo if you call EVERY JUGGALO YOU meet a jugahoe 3)you are NOT a juggalo if you think you are more "down" because you have more shirts then someone else 4)you DO NOT have to do drugs to be down 5) wearing your paint in public DOES NOT make you better than a juggalo who doesnt 6)you do NOT have to flash your tits to be a juggalette (but if you want to I'm all for it) 7)getting good grades and carring about school DOES NOT make you a juggahoe 8)you

I Little About Me
Hello everyone, My name is Heath Above all and foremost I am a person who greatly loves other people, and the freedom of people, and the freeing of other peoples minds. I believe that all of us are connected in more ways than we could ever fully understand as a living person. Other than That I enjoy art in all of its many forms. Music especially. All kinds of music all the time. I don't think there has ever been a time in my life where I was like, "I don't want to listen to music right now." As far as drawn or painted art or computer generated art for that matter I really enjoy a piece that gives me a view of the spirit. Like Alex Gray. Or Emi Coleman. ;-) I like all kinds of different movies. Especially the ones that make me think. I highly suggest a movie called Waking Life. I have a 2 Year old son Named Isaac Gabriel. He is the reason I wake up in the morning and live and love so much. He is super cute too. If you want to know more about me just ask. Shift your

Fucked Up
yea im really bad at relationships...when i say bad i mean real bad. There was this girl that i ment and fell for to quick i think. i thought we had something great but as always...i think i fucked it up big time. I just wish that it worked out this time...i really do love this girl like no other but sometimes i wonder if its gonna really work....I really hope it does. But i dunno if she wants it like i want it...and i thinks shes really not happy wit me after reading her blogs on here. Well im out peace

I=whore
I = WHORE I'm a Whore. Let me say it again. I'm a whore. A whore is what you become when you mix power and pussy. Power is pussy. My feminine energy startles many. They want to control me. Taste me. Wine me. Dine me. Fuck me. Ditch me. Tell a friend we sexed crazy to candlelight on a Sunday night after a three-hour conversation on religion. But they leave that part out. They don't remember the power of my words. But they take with them the power of my pussy and that's what makes me a whore. Whores are everywhere. We're businesswomen, hustlers, holders, molders of minds, lawyers and doctors. Your mother is a whore. So is your sister. We're all whores. Every one of us. At the end of the day, we have something that you want. When you can't get it, you hate us for it. When we give it to someone else, you kill us over it. Or them. Or yourself. And in order to cope with the power we have, you go out of your way to trivialize it and us. A taste of the power makes yo

This Is What I Want
hello everyone. thank you for viewing my page. i love bbws and ssbbws. i am looking to make friends on here and maybe meet some girls in my area. i live in southern california. i run several karaoke shows and can carry a tune. i am very happy go lucky for the most part and very playful. if you are interested please leave me a message and we can chat.

Ranting And Raving!!!
Small rant of the day.... If you post pics on here, people can rip them from you. No problem there. They can even be sneaky and right click, and save if they want. Again, no problem. But here's the thing that gets me. I came across a profile today that had one of my pics as her main pic....ok, it could have come from someone else. So I look in her album...I admit, my curiousity got the better of me. There is my pic...and yes, it was mine....it had been very poorly edited to cover my username with some other writing. Still no big deal really....if I didn't want it ripped, I didn't have to put it up for anyone to see or take. But this girl.....I couldn't stop laughing when I read the caption for the pic....she has the nerve to say "please don't rip this pic from me" and "if you rip it, don't change it". I must say she has some guts to take a pic from someone, edit it to her liking, then tell other people not to do it to her...LMAO.... What goes around, comes around.

Links
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If We Had Sex!!!
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to orgasm? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! TiTLE iT "NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON If We Had Sex G

Floater!
Okay so FLOATER rocked my damn socks yet again! I had a blast and am already jonesin' for another show. (Don't worry baby, I won't make you go this time, I know you only went because I wanted you to! I love you anyway!!!!) There is nothing like a few drinks, a great band, and a bunch of rowdy Eugene-ians to complete an awesome weekend!!!! Ohhh and as if that didn't make my weekend we got our Mudfest Tix too!!! Yippee!!!

Thoughts
i saw this in a bulletin and i really liked it so i had to copy it to my blog for others to read. just so you know i did not come up with this. When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future When a girl says, "I miss you," no o

News In America
Ok.. head line says it all, this is the head line news for Monday, President's Day, Feb. 19, 2007. There is really something wrong with our media if they feel this is the least bit news worthy, and it definately does not make rank up in head line status. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ... there is enough ignorance in the USA without adding to it. Ok.. I can not resist.. just two days after her death.. the Judge orders her DNA preserved so that they might beable to figure out who is the father of her baby girl. Now if that isn't a DNA lottery ticket for someone. Most of these men do not want the baby.. they want the millions connected with lil Dany. Hell.. maybe I am the dad.. may as well throw my DNA in the hat. What the hell. Ok.. I have to jump on a soap box here for a moment, please induldge me. I am bothered by the fact that 3 marines were killed in Iraq and the leading headlines today (2-9-97) are about the former play boy bunny, Anna Nichole Smith, dropping dead in a NY hotel

Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser? How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 92% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com Sex Act Quiz?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 67% which makes you Pretty GoodPretty good, you know more than most but there are still a few things you could learn. Consider yourself one of today knowledgeable people thoughTake the Sex Act Quiz at NaughtyQ.com

Birthday
well its time again im am turning another year older. i know i am still young but i wish i had a nother date to have my birthday on becouse v-day and ny b=day sucks becouse i am always single on that day and it suckslet me know what you think

How Do You Play Your Roles?
"What concerns me is not the way things are, but rather the way people think things are." -- Epicetus When we are basically unconscious, we live according to social roles. We perform as sons and daughters, mothers and fathers, husbands and wives, employers and employees, as society expects us to. As we grow in awareness, we gain the freedom to bring our own unique perspectives to these roles. We can express ourselves authentically and creatively, without letting our roles dictate how we should behave. "Risk! Risk anything! Care no more for the opinion of others, for those voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself. Face the truth." -- Katherine Mansfield Awareness is the key to all change. Penetrate blocks and find your authentic self. Open to new possibilities using your imagination and intuition

Blah
Well lets see today has just been one of those days... I fell on My Bum the other day... and ended up doing A LOT of damage... Work has been crazy completely and I also broke up with my boyfriend. So this week has gradually went down hill... but thats ok the weekend is almost here and im gonna spend some time with my son... hehe thatll make everything great!

To Cindy
Long Trip Alone -- Dierks BentleyAdd to My Profile | More Videos "Long Trip Alone" Dierks Bentley It's a long trip alone over sand and stone That lie along the road that we all must travel down So maybe you could walk with me a while And maybe I could rest beneath your smile Everybody stumbles sometimes and needs a hand to hold 'Cause it's a long trip alone It's a short piece of time but just enough to find A little peace of mind under the sun somewhere So maybe you could walk with me a while And maybe I could rest beneath your smile You know we can't afford to let one moment pass us by 'Cause it's a short piece of time And I don't know where I'd be without you here 'Cause I'm not really me without you there Yea Yeah Hallelujah hallelujah oh So maybe you could walk with me a while Maybe I could rest beneath your smile Everybody stumbles sometimes and needs a hand to hold So maybe you could walk with me a while Maybe I could rest beneath your s

Changes
Changes Life is so full of changes. Seems everyday it rearranges. One day ends. Then another begins. All these days. So many ways. I'm so lost and confused. Seems everyday I am abused. I'm not sure where I am. I do feel my life is in a jam. I'm told everyday what to do. Reminded everyday of what is due. The changes are deceptions. I'm told the are just my misconceptions. Always told how to act. Then condemed when I react. In this world we're set up to fail. Told from day one we will not prevail So how do I break the cycle of change. I don't, we dont it's out of range. we can only change with life. thats what eases are strife. change can be good. If change is understood. By, Aaron Lewis

Tests I Have Taken.
, you're now logged in! Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. continue to OkCupid homescreen > The MasterYou scored 80 DOM DOM DOM -- You are DEFINITELY dominant. You control the relationship, and your partner, and you like it. You don't like being left out of the loop most of the time, and you're very certain of your expectations in your relationship(s) with your partner(s). Find yourself a good little slave girl, and you're definitely good to go! My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on domsubLink: The Are you Dominant or submissive Test written by nahemah on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Tilted Forum Blog
tfproject.orgEarlier this week, we performed some maintenance on our servers. The semi-technical explanation is that we swapped the roles of our two servers and upgraded the webserver software. The overall result is that our website runs a whole lot faster than it did before. This means we can handle more traffic and browsing is so quick, your patience will never be tried.We have a shoutbox! This new gadget on the TFP lets you post small messages for everyone to read. You can chat with others who are posting, or just leave whatever note you'd like. Shout to your heart's content.Tilted Collaborations is a small project I've set up that is ready for use. I'd like to encourage people to work on projects of their own, so I've made it at least a tad bit easier for them to do so by providing them with their very own forum. If you'd like to have your own forum for a project you're working on, please send a private message to me (Halx). We'll also have a couple public projects that people can

Groping In Public
I'm not joking when I say I do love to be groped in public. Trust me you rub my butt or squeeze my breast anywhere while I'm out and I'll thank you for it. Except when I'm with my kids. If I'm with my kids please don't lay a hand on me. Not just because its very creepy but its just not right. Past that though, when I go out, I'm usually dressed in such a way that you'll have plenty of access to any part you decide to touch. I love it always makes me wet. And if you want more than just a quick squeeze I'll usually let you. Will I go back to your apartment and fuck your brains out, probably not. But I'll do my best to give you a memory to jack off to later. have fun Maureen

Tattooing Is Good...but.....
TATTOOING : AN EXPRESSION OF ART OR SIMPLY A MENACE...? History of tattooing Well , tattooing is an age old custom. The art of decorating the body with tattoos dates back as early as the Ice Age. Tattooing is an integral part of the Tahitan culture and has been practiced since 1500 BC. The western word tattoo is taken from the Tahiti word "tatau" meaning open wound! A tattoo represent a girl's sexual maturity, tribe rank and other social symbols. Tahiti woman would traditionally tattoo their loins and buttocks deep blue, taken up ... by some of the HMS Bounty Mutineers during their wild extended stay on the islands. Missionaries tried to stamp out this sinful celebration of the flesh, but it has recently enjoyed a renaissance on home turf. The tradition was kept alive in Samoa, and revived in the 1980's in its old form in Tahiti along with other ancient "supressed" arts like firewalking, chanting and dance. Although the use of tattoos among indigenous peoples is w

Pacman Problems
I got boo, she straight and all I like, but is it cool if I want someone else... I mean how u know if u wanna give somethin up if u dont know what u gettin wit the next chick ..... I NEED ADVICE

Love & Romance
Every Rose Has Its Thorn....yeah it does Five years ago I was engaged to a wonderful man that I had loved since I was eighteen years old. We had been lovers when I was eighteen, but it didn't work out. Neither he nor I ever ever forgot our love for each other. We became involved again six years ago. That is when he asked me to marry him. Because of certain circumstances and our situation at the time, I didn't follow through with the marriage. Instead I returned to my previous ex-boyfriend at the time. I won't say that it has been all peaches and cream, but we have gotten along pretty well. But ever since, I have never been able to get my ex-fiance out of my mind, nor has he ever 'forgot' about me. Because he proposed to me on Valentine's Day, it has become a day that I haven't looked forward to since 2002. I have never been able to get the promise I made out of my mind and the fact that I broke another person's heart. I also have put myself down for breaking a promis

The Girl Who Destroyed The World
I sold my car yesterday. It was junkers. I was putting too much money into it for it to always be brokedown. It was sold as is. The guy who bought it knew upfront what we knew was wrong with the car. He knew he wouldn't be able to drive it off our property. etcetc With that said; he brought a tow truck to take it wherever he's taking it. I signed the title. It was notarized. He paid me. Then he tried to lift it on the truck... haha. The wench broke. The car rolled down our backyard and wedged itself inbetween a couple trees. I had to go to work so I didn't know the end result. All I knew was my old car was trying to camoflauge itself in the trees. My next door neighbor came over and basically asked my mom and Marty wtf happened. They told him. He decided to call the cops because apparently the car had hit his little wooden garden area and knocked a log loose or something. (property damage) The cops came, accessed the situation and said because I had signed

Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

New Biker Stuff
Hey all I have made it into another biker contest. I need all the votes I can get, so if ya don't mind please vote, vote often, and pass it on to your friends!!!!!!. It is absolutely free!!!!! SHOWCASECalendarDOLLHi, I’m CalendarDOLLJadeKarmenPlease Vote For Me atYou Could Win a $30,000.00 Custom Motorcycle.It’s FREE to VOTENot a pay site.View ALL My Pictures Now,Thanks XoXoBikerDollsGONEWILD

Cherry Popin The House
DAMN I FEEL THAT THIS IS A PAGE TO ADULT FUN SO I HOPE YOU ALL WELCOME CAUSE I'LL BE TRYING TO HAVE THE MOST FUN WITH MY PANTS ON, LETS HOPE NOT FOR LONG. SO IF ANY OF YOU LADIES WOULD LIKE TOGIVE ME A HAND WITH WHAT WE ARE TO AND DO IT RIGHT I'M OPEN WILLING AND ANYTHING THAT I MIGHT HAVE TO DO WITH IN REASON!!

For Lonewolf
So yes sir, you are certainly the winner... yeah all the time... thats right... but thats ok I can handle it, because I know that as much as you like winning that is how much I like just playing the game with you.... so here you are sweetie, your very own blog for me to write about you! enjoy it.. and I will be adding to it I'm sure! *kisses*

Book 16 Conan Doyle The Lost World
Chapter VI: I was the Flail of the Lord Lord John Roxton and I turned down Vigo Street together and through the dingy portals of the famous aristocratic rookery. At the end of a long drab passage my new acquaintance pushed open a door and turned on an electric switch. A number of lamps shining through tinted shades bathed the whole great room before us in a ruddy radiance. Standing in the doorway and glancing round me, I had a general impression of extraordinary comfort and elegance combined with an atmosphere of masculine virility. Everywhere there were mingled the luxury of the wealthy man of taste and the careless untidiness of the bachelor. Rich furs and strange iridescent mats from some Oriental bazaar were scattered upon the floor. Pictures and prints which even my unpractised eyes could recognize as being of great price and rarity hung thick upon the walls. Sketches of boxers, of ballet-girls, and of racehorses alternated with a sensuous Fragonard, a martial Girardet, and a d

Last
I close my eyes... Grasping... My pillow tiiiiiiiiiight... Tonite... Dreaming of you... Aching to be... Warm and fuzzy... Once agaaaaiiiin... Our time apart... Only plucks on the... Heart strings... Toooniiiiiiiiite... It's playing... Ohhhhh.... Sooo... Slow... Staring at your pic... Dreaming... Of you in... Pink.....or.... Whiiiiiiighte... Dancing... Ohhh... sooo... Sloooooow... Faces... Melting into the... Crowd... Time standing still... Two hearts... Beaing as... One... Staring into your eyes... As I try to... Kiss your lips... It all fades away... As the sun rises... On... Another daayyyy... Every second of every minute... Of every hour... To the start of this day... I'll be thinkin... Of you... Kissess... For ever... loving you... My wife to B...BBE... So I sit back... And close my eyes... Thinkin of you... For ever loving... You... I smile... Kisssssssessssssssss... (c)BBE...Ehhh 2006 All rights reserved A fiction

Flip The Coin
There are two sides to every coin. Up, down, left, right, holy and evil. the same applies to me. First there is Heather, mother, devoted wife, shy, the woman sitting quietly in the corner saying little, seeing all. Then the raven takes flight and low and behold enters SaraRaven,loud in your face, the bitch, full of attitude. Heather is your friend, listening to your problems, SaraRaven tells you her opinion. They both exsist in a not so perfect harmony in me. The woman you see in the pictures? take your pick, what day, what was I feeling. So this is a little look inot "me". When the coin is in the air it is anyone's call.

April 13 Th
I'm getting Ready now to Leave for the my Birthday Weekend.Some of my Familly didn't get Comments.I'm very Sorry,Bring it up to me Sunday afternoon upon my return,I'll give u a Gift. Good Luck Piper on your Contest Sweet One.11,000 plus Votes.Your Kickin some mean Ass.Very Happy for u.I threw a few Votes down this morning before I got error'd. I'd like to thank everyone that helped me Level last night.Level 13 for Friday the 13 th.Very Sweet. Special Love to all in my Wonderful Familly as well as some Friends as well.Wish I could have 50 Familly members,An I had thought I would have been able to add more there but I can't. I pray that my warning of being put on the List last night was a wrongful error.I do have another account but I don't care to start out as Fresh Meat if I can Help it. Just Want to Thank All my Wonderful Friends.You all treat me very Well.I Love you all.Perhaps one day I will tell each one of you why I chose you for my Familly.Every little thing with m

Cherry Blog
Sorry I haven't been on lately. I'm trying to finish up homework and finals so it might be another week or so... Still trying to keep updated. I'm SOOO tired. It's been unbelievable how many posts I've read in regards to my husbands ex wife. I never realized how easy it was to piss someone off! LOL! She's done everything from the poor me routine to trying to get her "friends" to break into my emails and LJ. I find it vastly amusing that someone who is supposedly such a kind and warm person is actually a vindictive attention whore. Anyway. On the homefront. I will have all three of my kids home tonight. Should be interesting. I think last weekend, they managed to go about 10 whole minutes without fighting with each other. Man, are siblings tough! Ok. So I'm clearing my email and I keep getting the same message. "Deleted entry" WTF?! I suppose it's kinda funny. I can't read something I didn't know was posted in the first place! Also, someone has asked to be my friend o

Instructions For Microsoft"s Tv Dinner
Instructions for Microsoft\'s TV dinner You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would constitute an infringement of Microsoft\'s rights). You may, however, let others smell and look at your dinner and are encouraged to tell them how good it is. If you have a PC microwave oven, insert the dinner into the oven. Set the oven using these keystrokes: mstv.dinn./ /08.5min@ @50%heat/ / Then enter: ms//start.cook_ dindin/yummy |/yum~yum: -)gohot#cookme. If you have a Mac oven, insert the dinner and press start. The oven will set itself and cook the dinner. If you have a Unix oven, insert the dinner, enter the ingredients of the dinner (found on the package label), the weight of the dinner, and the desired level of cooking and press start. The oven will calculate the time and heat and cook the dinner exactly to your specification. Be fore

Inner Peace From Dr Phil (lol)
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished." So I looked around my house to find all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before I left the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel!!!!

My Baby Girl
She is now 16 months old. She is walking all by herslef. She say's some stuff like mommy daddy kitty baby. She is so smart. My daughter is so cute. She is 10 months old she is starting to feed her self. She is a happy baby.She has been a happy baby since the day she was born. She is always doing something funny. She has a high pitch scream.

Friends
Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die Before you do I'll go to heaven And wait for you I'll give the angels Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to have Family and Friends like you!

Cleaning House
I'm pretty sure I'm having a visitor, nothing written in stone yet, and no definite time frame, ETA is in about 3 weeks, give or take. My heart is hopeful for an early arrival, and yes, I am ultra excited. I have missed him..... I'm trying to get my house together and do some necessary closet cleaning and rearranging to make room. I am determined to curb my packrat nature and get rid of stuff I REALLY don't need, I already have space issues, and keeping junk is just not an option anymore. I'm also scrubbing kitchen cabinets and cleaning out the pantry of all the lil snippets of things you collect when you cook for one, and swear you will use up later, but never do. Taking ceiling fans apart and cleaning the glass and the blades, what a pain in the ass. Fitting all this in with work has been a challenge, because I have generally been working on my scheduled days off, and trying to do double shifts on the weekend to get caught up and actually get ahead on some bills in antic

Poems And Such.
Curled up next to the one you love Thinking to yourself She should be the only one That I am thinking of Wandering thoughts of this mystery woman Burning through your mind like wild fire It shouldn’t be this way you think to yourself The one next to me should be my only desire Is it lust for this woman that I feel Is it her love and affection that I seek Or is it just the passion that I know is there That I so desire to feel every where The craving unreal The desire too much Oh how I long For that sweet tender touch

Prison To The Pulpit
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Sex!!
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Chains/Handcuffs92%Bondage92%Biting83%Whips83%Blind Folds25%Blood17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

To The Nice Guys Left
To every guy that regrets hurting or losing her. To every guy who knows which girl he wants!!!!!!!!!! To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. TO EVERY GUY THAT WOULD SIT AND WAIT FOR HER FOR HOURS JUST TO

God? Are You There?! Yeah, I Didn't Think So.
Yes, once again I'm consumed in deep thought about this whole god thing. It really makes no sense, to me. If there was a god, why would there be cancer at all? Why would bad things happen to good people? You can't say you're blessed in one breath, and then dismiss god for anything negative in the next. That makes no sense. I've watched 2 people die from cancer. Sure, everyone they knew prayed. (With the exception of me, I suppose.) That sure as hell doesn't strengthen your faith in this imaginary god. In fact, I can't believe there is any righteous god that would allow such atrocities to occur. Don't confuse divine intervention with random coincidence or the limited control we have over our own destiny/fate. And if you're going to try to tell me that the "devil" is behind this, then god has obviously lost the war. There are people who say "god was with them" when something horrible happens, and that's why they were only severely injured instead of killed...or whatever scenario.

I Aint The Kind To Just Hang Around
Hey pretty baby don't you know it ain't my fault, I love to hear the steel belts hummin' on the asphalt. Wake up in the middle of the night in a truck stop, stumble in the restaurant wonderin' why I don't stop. Well, I gotta keep rockin' why i still can, I got a two pack habit and a motel tan. When my boots hit the boards I'm a brand new man, with my back to the riser I make my stand. One of these days I'm gonna settle down and I'll take you back with me to the Guitar Town.

Feelings
This was written by my mother. She passed away in June. I just wanted to share it with you all. I Am I am the Sun, I am the Moon. A Rose in May, an Orchid in June. As wild as the wind that blows through the trees, As gentle as a whisper that floats on the breeze, As refreshing as the rain that falls from above, In this world of hate, I am love. I am the Stars, I am the Sky. A night of hope, A day gone by. As haunting as the ghosts of your fear, As precious as the memories you hold dear, As gracious as the wings of a snow white dove, In this world of hate, I am love. I am the Ocean, I am the Land. A ripple of Waves, A grain of Sand. As pleasant as an evening stroll, As fragile as a crystal bowl, As comfortable as a close fitting glove, In this world of hate, I am love. ~Winnie Taylor~

Poetry
To Heaven, I send this message to Heaven for I know you are an angel; sent to dazzle the world with your charms and beauty. Nothing is more awe-inspiring than the being of true divinity that I know you are. I have let peer into my soul and can do nothing to purge you from my being. I dream of you. I find myself praying that I simply occupy a passing thought. I yearn for your gentle touch and tremble at the image of such a serene fantasy. Day after day I fall into a daze and allow your image to fill my mind. A passionate kiss from your lips could bring me to a height of ecstacy that I have only dreamed. Every breath I take is meaningless without you. Even as I write this, I can feel the warmth of your embrace, the feeling of your breast resting on mine. A sense of rapture overtakes me as you slowly caress my face. I wish I had the courage to speak these words to you, but your eyes stun me and my words become trapped. I awaken everyday from slumber frustrated. For in

Life
Justice This Deck: Morgan-Greer General Meaning: Traditionally, what has been known as the Justice card has to do with moral sensitivity and that which gives rise to empathy, compassion and a sense of fairness. Since the time of Solomon, this image has represented a standard for the humane and fair-minded treatment of other beings. Often including the image of a fulcrum which helps to balance competing needs against the greater good, and a two-edged sword to symbolize the precision needed to make clear judgments, this card reminds us to be careful to attend to important details. It's a mistake to overlook or minimize anything where this card is concerned. The law of Karma is represented here -- what goes around comes around. It's as if your flying...then you come crashing to the ground. What expectations did you have in the first place? All? None? Something? Nothing? You think hard on it...contemplating what you thought you had wanted in the beginning. Then..it was more th

The Winners Of The Funny Photo Contest Are
{Congratulations To The Winners Of The Photo Contest} You Alone Figured It Out The Fake Photo Was no.10# The Man With The Fake Penis. I’m Sorry There’s No Way In Hell Even With A Medical Disease; Can A Man Even Rap His Penis Around His Body Twice LoL Ha-Ha …Even Though Most Man Wish They Could LoL Ha-Ha….. The Other Photos Are Indeed Real …Good Job Everyone. The Winners Names Are Posted Below; A Prize Has Been Sent To All The Winners. Thanks For Participating! **He Are Our True Winners Yeah Good Job Ladies : Gothikk Fantasy + Royal_Thickness** 1. Little kitten Being Crushed Though The Sofa Help Me Meow. 2. A Man With Is Packing Large; Hey No Homo. 3. 80 Pound Red Lobster Out Of Water. 4. 6 Foot Giant Cat Fish Out Of Water. 5. Giant 36 Foot Python Snake Eats A Sheep that’s is Also Pregnant. 6. Giant 36 Foot Python Snake Has More Teeth Than A Great White Shark. 7. A Women Who Can Pleasure Herself. 8. A Man with a Giant House Cat. 9. A

Dick Exp.
hah sex poems Body: Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Dad Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Repost this as ''sex poem'' if u repost this in 1 min: the guy /girl that you like will tell u that he/she loves u and that he wants to go out with u. if u repost this in 2 min: the guy

Loneliness
Let me tell u my life story in a short version here. I was married for 3 1/2 yrs and had one kid it was a girl which is now 6yrs old. I been alone now for going on 6yrs. I don't get to get out much, i spend most of my time with my daughter. I visit with friends sometimes but for some reason i still haven't found that one. some just use me and only want certain things from me. Then they leave me high and dry with not even a reason why. I am a simple guy who wants to meet a girl that will give me a hundred percent because i'll give her the same.

Attractiveness Test
Subject: Attractive Test Message: Would you make out with me? [] Hell Yeah [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] Hell No Would you sleep with me? [] Hell Yeah [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] Hell No Am I attractive? [] Gorgeous [] Hott []Cutie [] Average [] Okay [] Ugly As Fuck! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Hell Yeah [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] Hell No Name three things you would like to do to me... 1. 2. 3. I look like.. [] A Player [] One Nigh Stand [] Next Boyfriend/Girlfriend [] A Friend [] A friend With Benefits [] A Possibility [] A Fucking Loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Hell Yeah [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] Hell No Would you rather.. [] Hook Up With Me [] Cuddle With Me [] Date Me [] Friends [] Friends With Benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [ ] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] A Possible Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend With Benefits []

I'm Tired Of Bein Nice
You have your sluts and you have your hoes. You have your friends and then the foes. A backstabbing slut....who in the end will know. I fucked up, but you did worse. I made a mistake, you're just a curse. Friends we were, and then you spoke. To all of us you're just a big joke. Go fuck yourself and every guy you come across. In the end, it's all your loss. I keep seeing people post bulletins saying they have new pics up and they want you to comment on them. If we have somethin to say about your pics we will put a comment on there. Don't expect me to do it just cause you want it done. And why is it you expect people to comment on your damn pics, when i can't even get fuckin people to rate my new pics because they're not NSFW. If nsfw pics is all you fuckin people want to see, then take me off your friends list. I don't have any nsfw pics right now, but when I get my new ones on here, I'm making them family only so you fuckers can't see them since I can't even get you to rate reg

I Like Her What Do I Do.....
I finally got to meet this women that I have talked to and traded emails for alittle while and I went to a friends b-day party and I have come to the conclusion that I do like her and would like to see more of her but I get the impression that I may not be what she was expectiing so I dont no what to do....

Hello Everyone
Well I just found out that I'm going to be a aunt...my middle sister just found out she is prego....I cant wait to see my neice or nephew... I'm sitting here in my living room bored as crap... Wishing that I had some thing to do... Hello everyone I'm new to Cherry Tap....I'm looking for friends to chat with....

The World Of The Dog
Eventually, I will wake up and see the world for what it is... Until then, I dream blissfully unaware. I Was told I was developing a strong hatred of the UK and of Brits in general when I got involved with Lisa. She was railroaded into a marriage, and then pretty much conned on how much he really makes and can afford to send to help her and the kids by him using the conversion rates to his advantage. I know the only real reason he is with her is because taxes are cheaper over in the US than in the UK. But it is his arrogance and general disopsition that irratates me. Do I hate all Brits? Nope. Do I want to see all of the UK destroyed? Nope...Just the part his bloated ass is in. Thank you. You ever have thoughts that maybe your hold on this world aint as good as you thoought it was? I have been trying hard to get into school asap. I know the only way anything will ever get any better for me is to graduate and become a nurse. I just still fear the unknown...once again,

I Can't Wait
I am leaving Wed morning to head out to Surfside Texas to go shark fishing! If you don't see me online, now you know why!!!! Jaws, here I come, I am coming to get you!!! I leave June 2nd to go down to Texas for a few days to go shark fishing with a friend of mine, and I can't wait. Just the power a shark has, knowing the hour long fight I'll have is just the biggest rush I think I can have. Actually having one there to touch knowing I won the fight has to be the bigget adrenaline rush ever!

Big Pimpin'
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Women Over 40 !
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her

Poetry
Bend In The Road -=-=-=-=-=-= - When we feel we have nothing left to give And we are sure that the song has ended When our day seems over and the shadows fall And the darkness of night has descended, Where can we go to find the strength To valiantly keep on trying, Where can we find the hand that will dry The tears that the heart is crying? There's but one place to go and that is to God And, dropping all pretense and pride, We can pour out our problems without restraint And gain strength from Him at our side, And together we stand at life's crossroads And view what we think is the end But God has a much bigger vision And He tells us it's only a bend For the road goes on and is smoother And the "pause in the song" is a rest And the part that's unsung and unfinished Is the sweetest and richest and best So rest and relax and grow stronger Let go and let God share your load Your work is not finished or ended, You've just come to a "bend in the road."

Flashback
A lot of us in are adult years have had flashbacks of when we were a child. I have a flashback of when I was about 4 years old and it involves my father who passed away in his sleep on April 11,2006. This is not what you think it is really. You might want to fasten your seat belts before you read on. Back in the year of 1962 I have this flashback that has stayed with me for 45 years. I remember one afternoon my father came home from work to have lunch with me and my mother. I remember sitting at the table and my father started screaming at me about how I was chewing my food. The next thing I remember my face bouncing off the kitchen table and I fell to the floor bleeding a screaming in pain. I remember crawling away and my mother telling him "He's just a little boy!!!". My teeth were sore for days I'll tell you. My father had went from beating my mother until she had him thrown in jail. Then he started abusing me for many years after that. When you're a small child and man who is ove

What's The Deal?
ok.. answer me this guys... I'm not saying I'm looking for a relationship, but but it's like all the guys i'm talking to want to be just friends. is it something about me? i mean i think i'm hella fun and i don't mind having guy friends but damn it's like every single one of them says something to the effect of "can't we just be friends?" i've never had an issue before now with seriously no less than three guys said that to me in a matter of days. oh they will flirt with me all day but when something may happen they run. and well... i just don't know. I'm not gunna deny that i want a lil bit of em all but damn... not one in the bunch??? noone wants to throw a bone this way.... so what's up guys??!?!?

Just Wanted To Say Hello...
shella lugosi Date: Jul 31, 2007 11:59 AM thanks: James Clair LewisI basicly understood all of this over 40 years ago. I was impatient, and people told me that I was a hopeless dreamer. I tried not to pay attention to that, and devoted most of my life in this cause.Well, now that this sort of thinking is on the verge of becoming mainstream, all I can say is, " I want a VACATION!"RAMONADate: Jul 31, 2007 8:49 AMMaslow Predicted The Shiftby Owen WatersAbraham Maslow (1908-70) was a psychologist who became famousfor his hierarchy of human needs. When he developed his theoryin the 1950s, he predicted the transformation of humanityinto a realm of spiritual transcendence, but he had no ideajust how soon this would develop into a major movement.Maslow's hierarchy of human needs shows that basic human needshave to be fulfilled before people can attend to higher needsand values.First, the basic physiological needs of food and shelter mustbe catered for in order to ensure survival.Second,

Why Must Men Bitch About Women So Much?
Ok so I'm tired of listening to my guy friends bitch about women so much. So what if the one you want doesn't like you..or has a boy friend...IT'S THEIR LIFE!! Or how bout that you can't get ass on a first date...so what we're not all down for that shit. Or maybe the fact that you can't find someone that wants you...Maybe it's you not everyone else. How bout that only the "fat ones" want you...maybe you're too pushy or you're just not good enough for the hot ones. Hey maybe the fact that you have 3 dates cancel on you in a month...obviously they found something better to do. Get over it...don't make us the issue when it's more than likely you. Re assess your life take a break then get back in the game when you really know what you want or need. Maybe I'm just dumb and venting, but I'm tired of the shit. It's not always the women that are the issue...especially when you can't get any.

Most Woman's Dream
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you.... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'"

My Life
Now I know that "thinking" was my problem, but here it goes - I have the song "Fat Bottom Girls" stuck in my head. I am not a fat bottom girl, and I choose guys over girls when it comes to looking at bottoms. . . and yet this song has been stuck there for three days. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sex
1.) How many times a day would you hug me? 2.) Would you let me hold you? 3.) Would u come with me to places? 4.) Would you love me? 6.) Would you lie to me? 7.) If I was sick what would you do? 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? 10.) Want to have a future with me?" 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.) Would you care about what I do when we go out? 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.) If me and one of your friends argued, who's side would you be on? 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? 20.) How good do i look from 1-10? 21.) How do you feel about me? 22.) Have i ever made you smile? 23.) Would we just chill togethe

Wtf!
i dont know if im crazy or if im just a dumbass but it seems like people in this site judge you as much if not more than real life...and and after a little bit of seeing it it kinda messes with a person.......... i got that shit my hole life and i thought that here people would not do shit like that but i was very wrong! now i know im not the smartest person in the world or the best looking... but what the fuck people!!! it was to my understanding that if you rated someone that they would have the common courtesy to do the same.. instead most people will just look at a page and leave....grrrrrrr it pisses me off when they do that shit! and it makes someone feel like less of a person.... who ever reads this please tell me if im crazy or just losing it because i dont really know any more! THANK YOU!

There's A New Sherriff In Town!
Ok, so this is my first blog entry here on the tap. I first want to assure all of my adoring fans and fans-to-be that I have more pics on the way! I don't have much of anything exciting to say, but I needed to get the ball rolling. This space will soon be filled with lots of juicy and exciting things, so just bear with me. This enrty was really just a show of good faithmore than anything...proof that I will show up here from time to time. Well kiddies... Tune in next week...same Bat time, same Bat channel! Ok, So I just wrote for like 30 goddamn minutes in this stupid thing, then net explorer booted me and all was lost. I dont even care enough to type it all over. So..A NEW RANT! I spent like a solid hour spacing out in front of my computer today at work (your tax dollars in action, I work for the state. I had this really awewsome daydream where my room mate walks in on me and my bf in the midst of the deed and at first we don't notice him...so he just stands to the side an

Dating Different Nationalities
ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex. She wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Da

A.o.m Bomb Squad Links
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Generia
As most of you know I work as an Administrator for an online game called Generia. Well, on June 17th the game will be celebrating it's 2nd year online. Last year we had a big in game event and I'm working on another one for this year. So if you haven't signed up now is the time to do so, or if you already are a member it might be a good time to beef up your character to get more out of the event. Either way it should be a good time for everyone that likes RPG's. Thanks orgret

No One Else On Earth
No One Else on Earth Wynonna Judd Ive been a rock and Ive got my fences I never let them down When it comes to love, I keep my senses I dont get kicked around I shivered once you broke into my soul The damage is done now Im out of control How did you get to me? (chorus) No one else on earth could ever hurt me Break my heart the way you do No one else on earth was ever worth it No one can love me like No one can love me like you You can make me want you any time you want to Youre burnin? me alive I cant deny you even when I catch you Weavin? a weak alibi cause when the night falls you make me forget Your love is killing me and it aint over yet How did you get to me? (repeat chorus) I shivered once you broke into my soul The damage is done now Im out of control How did you get to me? (repeat chorus twice)

Men And Women
What is is with some men? I mean damn are us women just a fuckin piece of meat or what... What the hell is wrong with normal conversations? Or have you not heard of them? I mean shit we too can hold some good talks.. We don't just want to hear ALL the time damn your sexy,Hot or whatever and shit we don't want to hear All the time how you want to fuck us... So on and so forth.. I mean damn can't you just come and talk and at least say hi first... SHIT... How about we ask you all the time wanna cam for me.. Oh shit thats right you'll do it in a heartbeat.. Why the hell are we so fuckin different??

Not Posting Bulletins
hey guys i am in this contest and i would like fo ryou to go and rate and comment on my pic i am really far behind. please do this as a favor to me and i will return it later. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=241913&i=3446585928 this is the link for the photo I have reposted bulletind for almost everyone on here that is on my friends list at some point and time, When i ask that the people on my friends list go and vote formy best friend who is in her first contest noone even goes to look at her photo much less vote or rate or comment on it. That is pretty sad to me. I guess that we really find out who our friends are here when it comes down to points and ratings huh. Well, i hve taken the bulletin screen off my page and i am not posting another bulletin or comment bombing another photo for anyone on my friends list so please dont ask me to. i am also going to start cleaning it out and getting rid of those that realy only added me for the points. If this pisses anyone off well th

One Of The Hardest Things In Life To Learn
"Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not." - Thomas Jefferson FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt: The original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms. 8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any. 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved. 11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand? 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others. 13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday. 14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicia

My Pregnancy
hello there im Antonia and im pregnant my baby is due on the 24th of december yes a christmas baby hehe cant wait, hmmm, i dont no wat it is yet but if its a girl im calling it Serena and for a boy its going to be called Reece xx

Remembering
as i sit here in this quiet house i cant help but think of the past and how much i wish things could be different, but some things come to mind, like, do you remember a time when you were so happy that nothing could get you down? when everything seemed to go your way? when you felt like you could do anything? i remember when first held my wife, when i first kissed her, i remember when my girls were born, when i got to see their faces for the very first time, it seems like only yesterday i was bouncing them on my knee, helping them walk across the floor, helping them ride a bike for the first time, but now my oldest is getting married and is making a me a grandfather, and a in couple of years the youngest will graduate, as i sit here with their pictures on my desk, it is hard not to wish their mother could see how much like her they are, for they are growing up, and becoming young ladies themselves, so as i sit here i remember the past, and thinking of my girls i can be happy for a t

Sleeping With The Eneme
one decision flows into the next. the moments consume me in an avalanche. life tumbles down its steep mountain slope. and all those tiny instances come together in a fury of if's. is this the darkness, is that what i am in, or are my eyes closed so tight that i can't tell the difference. is this life, is that what i've been given, or just a parody of life that skirts the window, but cannot open it. where were we then? in tufts of lies falsely blessed. with desire as the needle filled with with potions so addictive, i emptied it into my veins. always believing that tomorrow woud be my friend.yeah right, my friend. never thinking about all the beds it had slept in and abandoned like a cheap whore before it was in these sheets upon which i lay... i slept with the enemy too long before i knew i was it. so many locks, so few keys.

What To Say
Well What To Say Today. I'm Back On The Road Today. Get To Cross Ill. Mo. And Ok Today. Feels Good To Be Back To Work But Leaves Me Too Much Time To Think. My GF Mis Carried Yesterday So That Made For Rough Day Since I Couldn't Get There. I'll Be Glad To Get Outta This Rain. Well That's Enough Ramblin Today. Much Love To All My Friends. Well What To Say Today. I'm Back On The Road Today. Get To Cross Ill. Mo. And Ok Today. Feels Good To Be Back To Work But Leaves Me Too Much Time To Think. My GF Mis Carried Yesterday So That Made For Rough Day Since I Couldn't Get There. I'll Be Glad To Get Outta This Rain. Well That's Enough Ramblin Today. Much Love To All My Friends.

Moving
hi to all.. i am back in fall river and have my internet on so i hope to talk and catch up with you all over the next few days..thank you HI TO ALL WHO STOP BY AND READ THIS..THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. I AM MOVING BACK TO MY HOME TOWN OF FALL RIVER,MA. I WILL BE LOADING UP ON SATURDAY AND LEAVING SPRING HILL ON SUNDAY.I MIGHT BE ON SAT AND SUN NITE PROVIDING I FIND WIRELESS SIGNAL FOR MY LAPTOP.I HAVE BEEN IN FLORIDA FOR 5 MONTHS AND I'M HAPPY TO BE RETURNING HOME. FLORIDA IS NICE TO VISIT BUT SUCKS TO LIVE HERE,JUST MY OPION..I HAVE MET SOME GREAT PEOPLE HERE AND THEY WIL BE MISSED

Im Getting Married And My Pregnant!!!
stacie was born feb. 11, 2008 at 11 am... she was 5 pounds 14 ounces, 19 inches long... pics r posted in "my pics" go check her out!!! =) well my feionce and i have been talking for a while on getting married but we just got pushed a lil faster!!! we found out that we r having a baby and it will be coming around in jan-march of 2008!!! my rings just got fixxed and i need to go pick them up, from the jewlers... i got my moms rings from when she was married to my dad, and i needed to thinken and get them a size bigger so i can wear them longer when im pregnant!!! but i guess i will keep everyone updated on the baby and i will be finding out what it will be "boy or girl wise" we r hoping for a girl so keep ur fingers crossed for us!!! bye

Missing An Old Friend
A lot of people don't know about the hellish turn my life took 15 years ago. My best friend, and the man that at the time I considered to be the love of my life, until I found Joe, was murdered and died in my arms after taking a bullet that was meant for me. Anyways, I had reason to think of him today when I found out that his baby brother, the only other child in the family died in a car accident last night. In a way, I'm glad that their parents aren't alive to see this. I don't know if they would be able to take the loss of another child. I know it's going to be hard on his wife, especially since she is pregnant with their first child. I hope that all my friends here on CT will keep my friends in their thoughts and prayers over the upcoming months. I hope that she will realize that I will always be there for her, just like I was always there for Shawn. I know that she is a strong person, but even the strongest people need to understand that they have friends that they can lea

Just Stuff In General/non Journal
Don't ya just hate it when you can't shake feelings for someone that ya know doesn't return them the same way? Frigging driving me nuts. Been trying for over a year now to shake caring too much for someone and still no blasted sucess. Even worse.....have said feelings for 2 people at same time. It sucks being polyamourus at times. Ironically, when I'm not in a relationship, I can love or overly care for up to 4 men at the same time (so far thats the max, thank Goddess!). Yet as soon as I hook up with someone, I'm pure monogomous. The others I cared for simply drop into friendship only. Its rather bizarre I know but thats how strict I am with myself on staying loyal to who I am with in serious relationships. I struggle to understand why the Goddess wants my life so weirded out. And of course don't it figure that writting isn't giving me my usual relief from thinking. BLAH (lmao at least I know what to title this one now) Have a good 4th USA'ers :)

I Am This Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl

Teenage Drinking & Driving
It is SOOO emotionally draining to go to a funeral home visitation of a 16 yr old and to leave there and have to go to the next funeral home for another visitation of a 15 yr old. I sooooooo don't want to let my son out of my sight! :( And yes I realize thats impossible. Just the way I feel after this evening.

Me
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com hey whats up? my names michele. i am gonna be the big 2-0 in a couple weeks. i love my purple truck. i love to drive around for no reason. i live in a boring city. nothing to do besides go to walmart. love watchin movies on my big screen. i have my own apartment. but i guess if u want to know more about me talk to me.

Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber ope

My Divorce
Well today I went and signed all the paperwork nessacary to get this shit done and over with! so in about 2 weeks from now I will be FREE at last FREE at last...lol....I am just so excited seeings how we have been seperated for so long....8 years we have been separated so what's the sense of not getting it done and over with?....I truely am thankful that he has cooperated with everything and was not a dick to me in any shape way or form....til he get's the final copy of the divorce papers then I am sure that I will be hearing from him....lol....gotta love the ignore button on yer cell phone! So anywho I can finally start setting plans and a date for my wedding to happen!

Bullshit
I just ate a girl's puss for over an 1hr and she got off i know of twice but she said I was wrong and hadn't got off. Bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!! Next vthing I know she is getting off for the 3rd time. I don't know about the rest of the men in the world but when I get a woman off I sure as fuck know it. I'm not being cocky but when I know , I know so women respond. I'm not trying to be a jerk or self-centered I'm just being me and honest so write me back.

I've Learned
ENLIGHTENED PERSPECTIVE If you take the time to read these I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on a daily basis! They're written by Andy Rooney, a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy....... I've learned...That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned...That when you're in love, it shows. I've learned...That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day. I've learned...That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. I've learned...That being kind is more important than being right. I've learned...That you should never say no to a gift from a child. I've learned...That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. I've learned...That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a f

Butterfly Encounter
~BUTTERFLYZ~ (song) Hmmmmmmmm... Lately, when I look into your eyes Baby I fly, your the only one I need in my life Baby I just don't know how to describe, How lovely you make me feel inside You give me butterflyz Have me flyin' so high in the sky I can't control the butterflyz You give me butterflyz Have me flyin' so high in the sky I can't control the butterflyz It seems like the likey thing From the start you told me I would be your queen But never had I imagined such a feeling Joy is what you bring I wanna give you everything You give me butterflyz Got me flyin' so high in the sky I can't control the butterflyz You give me butterflyz Got me flyin' so high in the sky I can't control these butterflyz You and I Are destiny I know that You were made for me OoOoOh...oh I can't control it It's driven me It's taken over me and I OoOoOh... You give me butterflyz Got me flyin' so high in the sky I can't control the butterflyz You give me bu

This And That
fill this out cuz you know you want to! LOL y = yes n = no m = maybe WOULD YOU... [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] want to get in my pants? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere [_] cut some rug with me? [_] take a shower with me? [_] have sex with me? [_] have a fling with me? [_] let me buy you a drink? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] give me a piggyback ride? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] lick my cheek? [_] dance with me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me to death? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] play strip poker with me? [_] get waste

In Memory Of
Today marks 2 full year that my dad passed away from lung cancer....He entered the hospital Dec. 2004 and was never able to come home again passing away July 20th 2005, 2 weeks to the day after my 27th bday...We watched this great fantastic man fade away before our eyes... We were so happy..anyone guess which one is me? Christmas was always a fun time for us He loved his grandkids so much...Had nicknames for em all like...Wimpy Woo Woo(Brit), Wing Nut(Allen), Sarah Teapot(Savanna) and lil Shithead(bre)...lol I was and always will be Daddy's Lil Girl Was alw

New Cherry Name
ok people i heard it every day i need a new fubar id name so leave me a comment with what name u would like me to be called lol i`ll pick the 1 i like and guess i`ll give that person a gift or some them they want, lets keep it some what clean lol plez dont be shy plez help me pick a name thank you mike

Yellow Shirt
The yellow shirt had long sleeves, four extra-large pockets trimmed in black thread and snaps up the front. It was faded from years of wear, but still in decent shape. I found it in 1963 when I was home from college on Christmas break, rummaging through bags of clothes Mom intended to give away. "You're not taking that old thing, are you?" Mom said when she saw me packing the yellow shirt. "I wore that when I was pregnant with your brother in 1954!" "It's just the thing to wear over my clothes during art class, Mom. Thanks!" I slipped it into my suitcase before she could object. The yellow shirt be came a part of my college wardrobe. I loved it. After graduation, I wore the shirt the day I moved into my new apartment and on Saturday mornings when I cleaned. The next year, I married. When I became pregnant, I wore the yellow shirt during big-belly days. I missed Mom and the rest of my family, since we were in Colorado and they were in Illinois But that shirt helped. I s

Ww-3, 1979
When WW III Started ~~~ 1979 ! US Navy Captain Ouimette is the Executive Officer at Naval Air Station, Pensacola, Florida. Here is a copy of the speech he gave last month. It is an accurate account of why we are in so much trouble today and why this action is so necessary. AMERICA NEEDS TO WAKE UP! That's what we think we heard on the 11th of September 2001 (When more than 3,000 Americans were killed -AD) and maybe it was, but I think it should have been "Get Out of Bed!" In fact, I think the alarm clock has been buzzing since 1979 and we have continued to hit the snooze button and roll over for a few more minutes of peaceful sleep since then. It was a cool fall day in November 1979 in a country going through a religious and political upheaval when a group of Iranian students attacked and seized the American Embassy in Tehran. This seizure was an outright attack on American soil; it was an attack that held the world's most powerful country hostage and paralyzed

So Sad But True
Sometimes we have to say goodbye to someone who's been so special.. We give back their wings let them go and pretend that it was really nothing.. But we'll realize deep inside our heart there's a big scar that was left which we'll carry on for a lifetime So sad but true...

Cancelation Of Vip
Hey Friends/Fans, This is to inform you all that I no longer will be a VIP effective 8-22-07. As you all know by now I fell in love with a wonderful man. I will not be here as often due to I'm spending time with him. Also there will be no more pics of me being uploaded but there will be pics of us uploaded if I decide to upload anymore pics. I'm not excited about the new name of this site either. I want it to be Cherry Tap and as far as I'm concerned it still is. I will be re-locating to the Raleigh area in about a month or so. Yes, I'm moving in with him and I'm also going to be getting married to him as soon as he proposes to me. You can say I'm pre-engaged. I'm still here as a friend if you want me to be but like I said I will not be here as much as I was. Friendship Hugs, Lisa/Prtyeyes

Aenima-tool
Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. S

Hurt
I can't tell you how I'm feeling.. Words won't come to mind. Emotions eating at my heart... I guess, maybe, I'm dying inside. I'm lost in utter confusion.. Perhaps that's how I feel. Trapped in a nightmare... Of something much to real. I sit here, alone..in silence.. Thoughts racing through my mind. Feeling like I've lost my world... Why must my heart and mind collide? You tell me that you're sorry.. For what you've done to me. But sorry doesn't make it better.. It only puts your mind at ease. I want so much to love you... The way I did just yesterday. But my mind won't set me free.. And the pain won't fade away. The wounds are fresh, I know. It will take time to heal. But how can we move forward.. When secrets you conceal? Subconsciously, I knew you lied.. But I made myself deny.. I never thought you'd be the one.. To watch me die inside. *Saphire* 07-31-07

Being A Daddy
Monday 30 July 2007, I left the office at the PMO on Ft Benning. I was going to see my girls at a distance of 100 miles away. We went to dinner and a movie, we saw the Transformers. It was wonderful just to be able to see them on a weekenight. I did not care that I had to drive 200 miles round trip, spend 45 dollars for gas, and work at 7 this morning. All that matters is the girls were happy and I was really glad to see them. I love my kids very much and nothing is to great and no time could be better passed then with them. I know alot of kids out there do not even see their fathers. Shoot most do not even pay child support half the time. Just remember guys and gals. Any man can be a father but, it takes a special man to be a daddy. I am one of those men.

Do You Know How To Read!!!
Ok I got to get this off my chest because its really getting on my nerves!! Why do people look at my profile rate it a 10 and then send me a stupid ass question like ..where u from..or how old are you!! I want to say can u fuckin read?? I mean damn on almost every profile it says what state a person lives in and how old they are!! CUM ON PEOPLE USE SUM DAMN COMMON SENSE!!! Have you ever had the feeling that everytime you get out of one hole you get right into a deeper one? Yea well thats pretty much where I am right now..Ive been going thru alot and just really have been trying to cover up how stressed I am with a fake ass smile and NSFW pics that make you forget about asking me how I am. I guess last night everything became to much for me and I realized Im at rock bottom ..Im not super woman and I cant do the things Im trying to do by myself. Im hard headed and full of pride and never ask for help but I realized I have to...I know that this probley makes no sense because none of my

Poetry
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore-- While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping--rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-- Only this and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor Eagerly I wished the morrow;--vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow--sorrow for the lost Lenore-- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me--filled me with fantastic terrows never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating "'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door-- Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;-- Th

My Blogs
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Teen Moms
Ok, so this is my first blog... beware before you read, I’m on my soap box with this one... Last night I watched a programme on TV titled ‘Teen Mom’s’, the programme was a fly on the wall documentary about a group of young girls ranging from 15 to 18 who had recently given birth, they were all being offered help in a unit to help them bond with their babies and learn the art of parenting. As I sat watching my blood began to boil, the girls were all claiming social benefits from the government, in most cases had been given a house/flat by the local council, and they all sat there crying, telling the world how hard it is being a mom and a teen. There were two issues with this programme that really annoyed me, the first being... teen or not... no matter how old you are parenting is hard, not everyone bonds with their children in an instant, people adapt differently, but not everyone is offered the help these girls were given, just because they were teens.. It’s not just teen moms that

The Art Of Oral Sex
The art of Oral Sex Category: Romance and Relationships Sucking a man's penis is one of the pure pleasures in life. It's sad to think that many women don't appreciate just how much fun it can be. The reason for this is they don't know how to do it correctly and so it doesn't end up being much fun because if you mess up, you don't get your reward. The penis doesn't get hard, the man doesn't have a good time and the woman feels like a failure. But here's the good news: It's easy to learn how to be a terrific cock sucker. And I'm going to tell you exactly how. It doesn't matter what setting you choose, you can be home in bed or parked on Sunset Boulevard, but seek whatever level of privacy you need to feel relaxed and sexy. For the purpose of this guide, let's say you're on a couch. You're with a man you like and you know he'd love to have a good blow job about now. Slip down on the floor between his legs and open his fly. Reach in and touch his penis. If he's hot for you, it will

Sex Quiz
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Prayer Request
Prayer Request I understand the weather in Iraq is very difficult to bear right now. Our troops need our prayers for strength, endurance and safety. Please keep our troops in your hearts and minds!! God Bless America And God Bless Our Troops Once and a while... Life gives you the opportunity to meet someone amazing... some one who inspires you, someone who amazes you... One such person in my life is my friend Michelle. She is facing things in her life that I can not image what my own reaction would be. However, she has not given up or given in. She fights, she prays, and she hopes. She dreams of the day when all will be finished and life can return to normal. I ask that you help her please. Click the link below and check it out. Help her in anyway that you can... Just click this link to go to Michelle's Webpage! I Look Up At The Moon

My Daily Thoughts
let's just put it this way i'm 27 and back living with my mother till i get my apartment again well i came home from texas thinking that my mother was not a control freak again well guess what i was wrong? she is treating me like i'm 15 again gee i thought that i was 27? hummm this is making me want to go back to texas really fast my man that i brought with me home from texas doesn't like NM after all so he has said that he is moving back to texas, hell here we go again my opinion on men just really suck right now so just don't ask can't win to save my life, been togther a year and now this what the hell i give up

Yea
Bar tender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 a.m. The door was locked so I kicked it in HE was trippin' on the bills I think HE was high on some pills HE through my shit out into the yard Called me a bum and smacked me real hard And in my drunkin' stooper I did what I should of never done Now I'm sittin' here talking to you Drunk and on the run I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside HE broke my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to HIS fuckin' car Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away You know me I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers til they get here Yeah I know the sun is comin' up And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up But I'm trying to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on a dirt road And everythang that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin' on HE got me sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outsi

Daddy
Daddy I remember the icy fealing, the disbelief, she had to be lying. No words were spoken, but the look on her face told me; my Daddy was gone. Tears fell unnoticed, as I gasped for air. Not realizing I had stopped breathing. Only one thought came to mind... My Daddy left me... Alone! 6-24-44 to 3-13-99

Horoscope 8-19-07
well i've got a couple things to say about a guy and a girl they met a few months back at a coffeehouse he said 'i like that dress that you're wearing why don't you just let me take you home tonight?" i know you've heard it all before and everyone makes mistakes these days... hey nobody's perfect but the choices that you make may involve someone else. well i met a girl i thought i loved but, unfortunately i guess i didn't take the time to get to know that girl before i made a lot of choices that i wasn't prepared to make. if you think you've found that one that you really love... make sure they love you back. SO I WENT INTO MY PAST LIKE 6 YRS BACK WHEN I HAD N ONLINE JOURNAL...AND THIS WAS IN THERE...AND IDK IT KINDA AMUSES ME...ITS TRU. BUT YEA THATS IT...JUST READ IT...IT DOES MAKE SENSE IF U THINK ABOUT IT!! Your deeper emotions are rising to the surface, and you might need to try something a little different to work through them this time. It's a good idea to check in with som

Naughty Application
our Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 8a. Are you a top of a bottom? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 19 number please :)..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND - REPOST THIS! TITLE IT-Naughty Application

Work!!!
hey all... well last night was my first night on the grave yard shift... it went by really fast... i worked 10 hours... and i work another 10 hours tonight... then six days of 8 hours... im soooo tired... have been up sence 3:30pm yesterday... well my first night went well... i like the manager... it is only me and her in the night... its more mellow and a lot calmer... less stress... i really like my job altogether... well just thought that i would write and let you all know how my first grave yard shift went... thanks tasha

Rose
Your Love Is Represented By a Pink Rose You see love as something that should be light, fun, and whimsical. People fall in love with you easily. And you tend to fall out of love easily! You express your love through attention and shared experiences. You love people more than they realize.What Rose Represents Your Love?

My Husband
its my husbands birthday today.....we had a few drink this morn.....he went to work just a cpl hrs then party again..good thing im off 4 days..............cooking carne asada y toda....i got y margarita in a bucket calling my name also...lol.........my birthday is next month and i wanna have a party...w/ quit a few friends....it will be on 2/9/08...if i dont do anything then i guess ill just go to cali......heads up......i like to have some tequilla,jack,wine,rum,vodka etc...bottle to add to my new bar.....or hmmm..how may roses will i get...lol... What is it about long haired men that is just so appetizing...yummy....i almost drool thinking about it....maybe it all happen/started w/ the hairbands of the 80's..they got me hooked...lol...dont know what happened to me when i 1st married, cuz longhaired white man he wasnt.....good thing i had a 2nd time to get it right.....i gots me a tall white long haired man...WOOO HOOO....anyone here in VEGAS?...always nice to meet more...we like to

Just Read It
Lights on but no one's home I should've left you alone You can't stand the heat,you're all alone YEEAAAA!!! Horseshoes & Hand Grenades Coulda,woulda,shoulda your bed is made Another man down & gone Take advantage,manipulate Take advantage,you piece of shit Grinfuck Debt paid in full! You won't Grinfuck me! This time the advantage is mine This time vengeance is mine Come seeking treasure Without a map It's in the journey & you'll never find your way back Take advantage,manipulate Take advantage,you piece of shit Grinfuck Debt paid in full! You won't Grinfuck me! Drop down! Fool me once-shame on you Fool me twice-shame on me You've been Grinfucked ??? If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... ? ? ?Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. ? ? ? After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit i

Eroticism At Best
A finger tracing your lips, then followed by my tongue. Kissing you deeper than most have ever done. Your hands tracing my every curve while mine trace your body too. My nails running lines upon your chest ~ through the hair down to your love's threshold. Your finger finding my folds of erotic pleasure which wetness it does show. Our eyes locked burning through to the soul of two lovers intertwined in a passionate hold. A kiss slowly moving from your brow to your nose. Making my way delightfully down to your toes. Your warmth moving through the very depth of my loins or is it mine moving through yours causing you to explode. A musical cadence ~ a dance two lovers share. Your hands on my breasts leaves me panting with a flare of burning wants and a need to care. My warm wet lips hovered over your flesh til you feel my hot breath upon your very essence, moving ever so gently til you are completely in. Tight, moist, delicate, and sweet. This is the treasure of your erot

Mother
THE BEARER OF LIFE, A SOURCE OF STRENGTH, THE BOOGEYMAN VANQUISHER, THE BOO-BOO MENDER, YOUR ABSOLUTE #1 PUBLIC DEFENDER, YOU ARE HER BABY NOW AND FOREVER, SHE RAISED YOU TO KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG, SHE LIFTED YOU UP WHEN YOU WEREN'T STRONG. SHE IS THE WIND IN YOUR SAILS, PUSHING YOU TO GO FURTHER AND FURTHER, SHE IS YOUR #1 FAN, FRIEND, HERO, YOUR MOTHER. THIS POEM IS WRITTEN FOR ALL MOTHERS. IT IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF: Mrs. Catherine Bailey Parsons 1921-2005 May Your Soul Rest In Eternal Peace.

Doll1313baby
Come see my profile. I'm new here. My name is Honey Bee I'm 31 from: Central, N.Y. Send me a friends request. Rate my photo. Anything. hope to hear from you all really soon. thursday, sept. 20th. at 12:31 a.m. dear fubar members, my name is honey. i'm 31, i look 21 and i act 5. the reason is simply this. i have a mental illness. i have bi-polar manic depression, with pychotic tendancies and borderline personality disoder.... in short broke up englih. i am fubar.... my favorite military term. fubar= Fucked Up Beyond All Reconiton.... i'll write more later. comment on what was said so far. if you have any questions ask them or go to www.webmd.com or www.healthyplace.com to get more infor on mental illness. ty you go in peace and may the force be with you always. lol honey age: 31

A Dream
MySpace Layouts & MySpace Graphics ", you must always, always address your Dominant with 'Sir'. Don't ever forget it. And you don't move without my permission. Or, you will be punished. Do you understand?" "Yes Sir," she said with her forehead on the floor. She was glad that he could not see the silly grin on her face, as she loved every minute of this. "Good, now don't forget that. And to help you remember who is the boss I will use you now my little slut cunt. She heard his zipper slide down and the rustling of his clothing. Without warning he grabbed her hips and pulled her to him. Stopping to spread her legs further apart with his feet he shoved his hard cock into her already wet cunt. He fucked her hard and fast. He jammed her over and over. She was moaning and rocking back against his hardness. He reached under her and grabbed her nipples and squeezed and twisted them until she let out a little yell. He fucked her again and again. Slamming his cock into her. Then he felt he

Recruits Needed
~~BLAZING*BOMBERS~~ ~~BLAZING*BOMBERS~~ Looking for New Recruits to add to our growing family!!!!! If you want to become part of our family, please click on my picture link down below and send me a private message! We can't wait for you to join us!!! ~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~ ~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~ For more information and Family rules, click on the following picture link to take you to my blog:

When You Thought I Wasn't Looking
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you hang my first picture on the refrigerator and I wanted to paint another one. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you feed a stray cat and I thought it was kind to be good to animals. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you make my favorite cake just for me and I knew that little things are special things. When you thought I wasn't looking, I heard you say a prayer and I believed there is a God I could always talk to. When you thought I wasn't looking, I felt you kiss me goodnight and I felt Loved. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw tears come from your eyes I learned that sometimes things hurt but it's alright to cry. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw that you cared and I wanted to be everything that I could be. When you thought I wasn't looking, I looked...and wanted to say thanks for all the things I saw when you thought I wasn't looking. By: Author Unknown

Another Stupid Downrater
and he deleted comments off the page as I did post about how hes stupid and that I will post a warning to all my friends. He deleted it right away. But looks like hes downrating alot of people low PsychoDragon~N~... rated your photo a '5'! PsychoDragon~N~PsychoDragon~Lady~4Ever@ fubar

Freedom
Text Image Generator There is a man, a special man, He's strong and full of pride; He's talented and cunning, He's never failed at what he's tried. You may know him well, or not at all, Yet, may have seen him, walking proud; He may be the ones who's smiling, In a dark and saddened crowd. Yet, in that crowd of sadness, There are those that live in fear; For he is the one who raped them, His reward, their every tear. He is quite proud, of who he is, And grateful, for the words unsaid; The ones that could have stopped him, But he's smiling instead. He'll go on to ruin other lives, To drain another heart; He'll find another to live in fear, When he's ripped their soul apart. And he's untouchable, this special man, He's as strong as you let him be; Safe to rape the ones you love, And, proudly, living free.

Why Do They Think They Know???
Ok so I guess this could be considered a rant or whatever just some shit on my mind and yeah time to get it off. So I got questions for everyone please feel free to answer with your comments and whatever else you feel like saying. Why do people feel they gotta speak on things that they have no fucking idea about?? Why do people gotta be jealous and destructive against things that they envy? Why can't people just happy for one another instead they gotta try and be sneaky and try to put doubts in motherfuckers heads like we just blind and don't see what they are attempting. Anyone that knows me knows I am really not a big internet person. I spent most of my life doing shit that people said I shouldn't and I have usually always handled my issues in my life with a suitable amount of force. I have turned over a new leaf as of late due to my wonderful woman she has helped to change to the man that will be more diplomatic then to just be an aggressor. But things like what I am talking about r

Please Help My Buddy :)
WwW.SparkleTags.Com A friend of mine is in the Most Seductive SFW pic contest. Please stop by and show her some love. She does so much and is always there for others. Gothic Rose WwW.SparkleTags.Com

Poems
Never the Less everyone can crumble like a cookie naw, man i ain't no rookie been on this earth for as many years as there are hours inna a day i once heard that life issa game so from that day all i did was play but what they didn't tell me is that if you play you pay so now i gotta pay, and all my pop can say is "this is the way" and when i was in school i would bitch about the tests little did i know that this world is filled with a new kinda stress never the less i managed to stay afloat yeah this young little nigga learned how to cope the first way was to smoke some dope this is what i did and people said "oh he just a kid" but really who the fuck are they tryin to kid then before i knew it i was serving a county bid i tried to tell the cops that i was being a kid the cops just smiled and said "we get rid of kids" life is way to fast, need to slow it down and make it last sometimes i wonder why i even try when this world is filled with lies and loaded with

Mad
I'm going to try and be nice in this one so I don't have to mark it "nsfw". Today my son calls me from his friend's house to ask me if he could go to the park and play basketball with his friend. It was 1800 and I knew how far this park was, so I said okay because the friend's mother was going to give them a ride and then pick them up. 1900 rolls around...it begins to get dark close to about 1820..so I asked if the mother was on her way and my son said "yes". 2000 rolls around and he text'd me "she's on her way"..Now I begin to worry cause my son takes his meds at night and something told me she wasn't going to be there so a few minutes later, I called my son on his cellphone and he ended up at another friend's house along with the friend he went to the park with. So I figure, okay, at least they are inside somewhere and she'll pick them up there...wroonnng answer. Long story short, they ended up being brought back to my son's friend's house and the mother still wasn't home. Then the b

Stumbling Around A Little!
I am being ever so well behaved on here and yet keep finding myself getting booted of this site! Obviously having 'pooter' problems. Unfortunately I am not really blessed with any real skills when it comes to this sort of technology. My thanks to the messages that are coming in, all are read! I am just having trouble returning my own. Please don't think you are being ignored :) OK, I know that my choice of pictures hints at a sexy lady being behind the profile, which is true! I have to stress it's sensuality that does it for me, not out there blunt in your face forwardness. So please, no porno pictures or videos. It's not my thing. Flirty is fine, heck we all do it but anything to lewd is just rude TSK! My thanks and smiles to you! ;) Hi there to all who have been winking at me and sending messages. I am trying to get my head around this site and how it works. Think I might be having 'pooter' problems?! I will catch up with people and say a proper hello when I know wha

My Vacation At Autumn War
Getting ready for battleTrebuchet!!!!Battling in front of Blath an Or's CastleThe traditional game of Spear the Beer! Yes, I rock!Hell yeah!!Yes, it is a little messy, but it is a blast!The slain have been removed from the battlefield.

Where They Went... :p
I know I posted that alot of pictures were moved last night... as you probably have seen, the ripped ones have their own... most of the rest from default ended up in the "random me" folder, if they're not there, i figured they belonged somewhere else (such as friends, and me visiting friends. no pictures have been taken down, even some nsfw's were moved around to condense the albums and make things a bit easier on you rather than scroll through 50 albums to find them. the newest album is still Sin the Dress Up Doll... Granted they are all SFW, but they're still sexy as hell and you should check them out if you haven't already. figured i'd let you all know... did take three random pics last night, they're in random me and newer nsfw's i believe... but my memory sucks and it was late :p Love you all, Sin

Tired Of Games
I mean, really, what's the point? You blocked me fine. Why keep using fake accounts to come by my page? You love to play divide and conquer. You put up the front that you like direct confrontation, but you are only ever willing to do so on your terms in front of your audience. How noble of you. That's all well and good if that is how you want to 'play the Fu game' I really don't care. I just don't understand why you dont just unblock me and move on (like I have) if you really want to be friends. I don't see the point in your (or your special someone) sending fake profiles to add me. I add them and take the points, but don't think for a second that I don't see right through what you are doing. If you tell me something, mean it. If you promise something, deliver or don't promise at all. I won't think less of you for not saying it, but I do when you say you will do something and don't deliver. I am honest with you, I'd appreciate the same in return. Mass deletes and profile

Me
I'm a true country gentleman I had a different account and now I'm back and tryin to level up to 11 again ....I'm single looking for a greatwoman that will be there for me like I will be for her...... I hope that you can help me and to the lADIES I would love to start as friends and see where things go ... I have 2 x-wives and 2 kids from mo first marrage ....... I'm out going and love to have fun ... tonight will be my last night talkin for a while I'm haven surg done friday and will be off line for 2 to 7 days ........ I will miss talkin to you all and will be bac asap ......

Real Easy To Say
->jjhooper21: what do girls really fall for this shit jjhooper21: u wanna find out ->jjhooper21: I do not know can you? jjhooper21: can i fuck lol! ->jjhooper21: can you what Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries she loves her parents But they want her to die she sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was be

Children Of The 60's, 70's And 80's
I found this online and got a kick out of it. Children of the 60's, 70's, and 80's According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, and 70's and 80's probably shouldn't have survived! Our baby cribs were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and fluorescent clackers' on our wheels. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the passenger seat was a treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle - tasted the same. We ate dripping sandwiches, snack cakes and soda with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no one actually died from this.

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life To Seriously.....
Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously.... 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like... night.. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 15. OK,... so what's the speed of dark? 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong

Steelers Joke
I went to the Steelers game, and when I arrived, I realized that my seat is in the last row. After the game started, I noticed an empty seat right on the fifty-yard line behind the Pittsburgh bench. I made my way to the empty seat and said to the man sitting next to it, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man replied, "No, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she died. This is the first Steelers game we haven't been at together since we got married in 1967." "Well, that's terribly sad. But couldn't you find anyone else to take the seat? A close relative or friend?" 'No," the man replied. "They're all at the funeral." GO STEELERS!!!

♥my Junk Haha♥
all about me!!*Basics*name:*Anela birthday:*10.08 zodiac sign:*Libra where were you born:*Oahu [Hawaii] where do you live now:*Big Island height:*5' 7" hair color:*Black eye color:*Brown tattoos:*1 piercings:*2 *Favorites*color:*Green, Black, Blue food:*Hawaiian, Mexican, Spanish candy:*Twix movie:*All comedy and action tv show:*Tyler Perry's House of Payne actor:*Da Rock actress:*Gabrielle Union band or singer:*Too many song:*Apple Bottom Jeans holiday:*None really month:*The months my kids were born lol season:*Winter day of the week:*Wednesday store:*Sears restaurant:*Taco Bell sport:*Volleyball animal:*Doggies flower:*Gardenias & Roses *Have you ever....*danced in the rain:*Yes tripped and had an embarassing fall:*No

Royals 2007 Employee Picnic
As we have done for about the last 4 years, several volunteers showed up at the Royals annual associate picnic to participate in playing softball on the actual playing field of Kauffman Stadium, home of the Major League baseball team Kansas City Royals.... I had three hits out of three at bats: a triple, double and a single....those hits make me 8 for 10 in the last 3 years that I've participated.... This time, one of my teammates saw my play out there and was giving me special attention every day after those games....one day, he greeted me by saying,"wassup big playmaker." lol nobody has ever called me that before....I told him that I was wondering if he was treating me the way he was because he liked what he saw me do in softball....he just giggled....I gained a new buddy just by having fun and playing the game of softball that day....and softball is like heaven on earth for me....

Ugg!!!
Ok... a few months ago (when I was unemployed and BROKE) my sister couldn't make up my half of the phone bill so she borrowed the money from our mom. Instead of paying CASH on the phone bill, my sister handed my mom her portion of the money, and my mom had the remainder in her checking acct. so she wrote a check. No problem, right? Evidently it was!!! The check bounced and Verizon failed to call her and let her know. (They won't call me, since the phones are in her name) This morning I tried to call a place and get some information before I went home from work and surprise surprise the phone don't work. My mom owes my sister almost $500 now. (BTW, that's not a normal bill... we had changed our plan and the bill went up for 1 month) I'm so pissed off... my cell is my ONLY phone!!! Right now (as I am between classes at school) my phone is my blood line. I need to have contact with my school councilors. No phone also means... no new pix of me :( Anyways... if anyon

Family Sux
In this family, if you want a baby of your own more then anything else you get told you can't have them... It's medically impossible. But If you don't want them... YOU HAVE ALL THAT YOU CAN!!! Then My sisters all share MEN!!! I swear!!! My sister Kim married my sister Roxannes ex boyfriend, Roxanne married Kims, My sister Kim slept with my sister Billie Jo's first husband after they were married... and her second a week before their wedding!!! THEN MY MOTHER!!! OMG!!! She wants all of our men!!! No matter how old they are!!! I swear, I am glad I am not deranged like that... oh wait, my husband is my neice's father... uuuummm...

Me, Myself And I
I've been on this site for a little over a month or so and have come to a few conclusions... 1. There are some really nice people and it's been nice to get to know them in a virtual environment. 2. There are some very sexy, sensual and gorgeous women here. (You know who, I'm the one perving your pictures :P ) 3. That when someone takes the leap of faith and opens up their world to this virtual environment, how harsh some people can be. Come on... if some one show some skin, a tattoo, piercing, small boobs, huge boobs... any everything else... In my humble opinion be nice, if you can't say anything positive or nice... then don't say anything... I think it's great that one some level people have shared themselves here. 4. Some are so immature that it's like kindergarden... This is a virtual meeting place for adults... Be one... if you see something you don't like then look some where else... Keep it to yourself... If the shoe was on the other foot, I bet that you'd not like i

Heart Broken
Brandy's son passed away, today. When she got the news,it took her breath away. I didn't know what to do ,or say. I don't think she'll ever be the same. Her heart broke a little more today. I sit and and watched her slip away. Down a road I hope she don't stay. Brand's heart broke a little more today. A mothers love can't be replaced. His memories will never be eraised. No one one could ever take his place, in her heart. Even though now they seem worlds apart. He's still with her,everywhere she goes. She still carries him so close. A mother loves her kids the most. Brandy's heart broke a little more today. Her son is gone. She wonders what she did wrong. What horrible thing caused all this pain. Everything so familor,now feels so strange. Brandy's heart broke a little more today. Tommorrow she'l get up and wipe the tears away. Try to start a brandnew day. Try to

Kissing
Completely bored today, my mind was wonderin' all over the place. I began to think about kissing and about the great kissers and great kisses I have had over my 30 plus years. Of course I also thought about the not-so-great ones which is why I am now writing this here blog. I by no means am implying that I am this excellent kisser. I do my best with what I've got. I am basically writing this to help others who obviously have kissing "issues". There is an art to kissing. Really. I understand that everyone is different. And I understand that different occassions call for different forms of kissing. Hence, sweet and romantic verses hot and passionate. A simple "good-bye, I'm off to work" kiss versus and "haven't seen you in forever" kiss. I have had many kisses in my time and out of them all, I only remember the really good smackers and the really bad ones. Personally, I love to kiss, but I LOVE to be kissed. It's not just the affection, but the warmth that can filter through you

My Life
Another trip to the DIRTY South successfully navigated! This time it only lasted 10 days with technically only three business days of work actually accomplished! AWESOME! Gotta love to get paid to do a whole lot of nothing, oh wait, am I getting paid for that trip?! Can't remember! So, we hit the ground running on a late Monday night (27th of August), grabbed up the rental car because our company refused to hook us up with one. A little change out of our pockets but well worth it! We decided it wasn't even worth it to head to FBNC so we got a hotel. Fast forward to the next day, checked with 1st TNG BDE (the most worthless group of people to ever walk the face of the earth if you ask me) and then to the MUIC. "Go over here, get this signed, then go over there, then come back, then I'll send you over there, but then you'll have to come back after you drive across Bragg for another signature....BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!" After three hours of imitating a bouncy ball in a dryer on spi

All About Me
i need a man, not a fake. a real good man n ill put my life at stake.. if he treats me right, ill do him good. but if he hurts me ill kick him to da curb ill love my man for all he is but if he hits me hes nuthin but a bitch.... tell me is it you can you treat me how i want... i really hope so im tired of bein hurt... so please just caress me and hold me thru the night if i wake up, assure me im alright tell you love me, and that youll never leave and please remember your heart is all i need i dont need flowers i dont need candy. i dont need money or anything fancy. just love me for who i am and dont forget my daughter for she is part of me now and forever after.

Fun Fun Fun
In the Garden of Eden, as everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, without any clothes. In this garden, were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, one covered Eve's. As the story goes on, nevertheless to say, The wind came along, and blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, all covered with hair. And wonder came, under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, started to rise. They found a spot, that suited them best, A nice big tree, where they began to rest. Her legs spread wider, and wider apart, While thrill after thrill, came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing, peeked into the hold, And filled her with passion, beyond her control. Backward and forward, his thing did slide, And Eves treasure, was all wet inside. The joy was good, she wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, was all out of juice. Then through the years, people did screw, And now it's time, for me and you. So pull down your pants, and lay in the gra

My Friends
Please help a good friend of mine out. Starry is in contest and needs help but wont ask for it her self. She has helped out everyone else and has stayed in seconded place but should be in first. So please rate her picture and leave some comments. She is a great person and deserves to win the contest ends on November 10th .

I Am In A Contest!!!
OK PEEPS I AM IN A CONTEST THAT STARTED @ 12MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT IT IS GOING FOR A WEEK…I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET….COME BY AND SHOW ME SOME LOVE!!! I WILL GIVE IT ALL RIGHT BACK YOUR DIRECTION! FOLLOW THE RULES!!! 1.HAVE FUN 2.NO DRAMA NO BS 3.HAVE FUN LMAO SOOOO CLICK THE PIC BELOW….. AND BOMB THE EVER~LIVIN~HECK OUTTA ME!!! XOXOXOXO

History Of Samhien
Samhain is an ancient Pagan Celtic tradition and the time of year when the veil between this world and the world of the dead is at its very thinnest. At this time, the spirits of the dead traditionally mingle with the living. Celts believed that the very presence of these spirits could be used to help make predictions about the future. Samhain means "the end of summer" and is also known as Shadowfest, Old Hallowmas, Martinmas, Hallowmas, the Witch's New Year, Third Harvest, Day of the Dead, Celtic New Year, Festival of Pamona, Santos and Celtic Winter. This time of year represents the final harvest before the arrival of winter. Samhain makes its auspicious appearance each year on October 31st in this hemisphere and on May 1st in the Southern Hemisphere. It is now that the Dark Lord will pass into the Underworld and be re-born again at Yule. Ancient Celts divided the year into two seasons -- the light season and the dark season. Beltane on May 1st was the start of the light se

Moonlit Summer's Night
A GENTLE BREEZE SOFTLY COOL'S THE WARM NIGHT AIR YOUR SILKY BLACK HAIR SHIMMERING IN THE MOONLIGHT YOUR SOFT BROWN EYES HOLD ME IN A TRANCE STARS IN THE SKY BURNING SO BRIGHT SO QUIET SO PEACEFUL,BROKEN ONLY BY YOUR BEAUTY YOUR SWEET LIPS EVER SO CLOSE TO MINE I AM LOST I YOUR ARMS YOUR HANDS TAKES HOLD OFF MINE THE SPRAY FROM THE OCEAN'S WATERS COOLS THIS FIRE THAT BURNS EVER SO DEEP WITHIN HEART FOR YOUR LOVE IT ONLY YEARNS YOU PRESS YOUR LIPS TO MINE,A SOFT GENLT KISS SO SOFT,SO WARM YOUR ARMS AROUND ME TIGHT FOREVER LOST IN YOUR LOVE THIS MOONLIT SUMMER'S NIGHT THERE IS A PLACE KNOWN ONLY TO ME WITHIN MY WORLD OF DREAMS A SECRET ROOM A HIDING PLACE NONE OTHER HAS EVER SEEN A QUIET ROMANTIC HAVEN HERE PASSION LIVES ANEW A WONDERLAND OF SIGHTS AND SOUND RESERVED FOR ME AND YOU FAR BEYOND THE STRESS OF LIFE I HAVE RESERVED FOR TWO A LOVELY SEASIDE VILLA ABOVE THE OCEAN BLUE A SHANGRA LA FOR SUCH AS WE SWEET LOVE IS WAITING THERE A PARADISE OF HOPE AN

Australia
I'm planning a trip to Australia in January with a buddy of mine. We are spending a few nights in Sydney then we are renting a car and driving up the coast to the Great Barrier Reef. Does anyone have information about places along the way.. or if there is some place we should checkout?

You All Are Crazy Tarts
all of you are a buch of tarts i want ed you to be my friend and you spit on me basicly. i need 3,000 friend to reach the next level how did i insult you mind? you all are carzy tart look there goes the tart cart your missing your rides!!!!

Poems And Whatnot
I Lay lifeless as I feel you touch me I've given up fighting You laugh stealing my innacince as the tears fall from my cheeks and hit the bed You come into my room in the dead of night and kill me inside I no longer know what it's like to feel anything besides the pain thanks to you no one will every make me smile You whisper in my ear your rotten thoughts of what this is sapose to be telling my I should enjoy the things you do to me but explain to me how? You've ripped my clothes and my soul never will things be the same how can I ever love knowing what you've done? knowing you could do it again... I've scream so many times for you to stop but it's like you can't hear all you know is you and nothing else matters as long as you get your pleasure when you finish you kiss my forehead take my sheets and tuck me in whispering I love you sweetie see you in the morning you look at me waiting for a response I look up at you knowing

Friends In Need Of Help
Plz help my friend level she is very nice and generous and will rate you back and everything just plz rate her pics and stash and comment her also let her know you heard about her from me okay thank you so much also message me and i will send you a gift and also rate you. http://fubar.com/user/657162 once upon a time in Ohio a girl was bored and went on a site that was like an online bar. At the same time in Hawaii, a Navy man was also bored and went on the same site. The girl's then bf played stupid and made a mumm (make up my mind) poll about her and him having "fun" on webcam and who'd like to watch. The Navy man out of sheer boredom left a comment on the mumm and the girl saw it. The girl went to the Navy man's profile to see his pictures because she thought he was pretty damn sexy. She left a comment on one of his "sexy" pictures in which he replied to in her IM box. The Navy man and girl then started IMing back and forth about common interests and realized they really

Floating On Air
In life there are very few satisfying things but one of them has got to be the love of a good man. To have him wrap his arms around you and keep you safe from the world is a blessing. I am lucky to have this in my life.

The Best 80's Music Around
come on into the best 80's lounge and hear the best of the 80's music and have a good time bring your friends the more people the more fun Add one of our streams to your MySpace! PULL UP A CHAIR AND STAY AWHILE LISTEN TO THE GREAT TUNES, MEET SOME GREAT PEOPLE, BRING IN YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU LIKE THE SOUNDS OF THE MUSIC PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE LOUNGE :0) Add one of our streams to your MySpace!

Gods Perfect Creation
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, > I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. > My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, > My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. > Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, > Transforming the yard to a winter delight. > The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, > Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. > My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, > Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. > In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, > So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. > The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, > But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. > Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, > Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the > snow. > My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, > And I crept to the door just to see who was near. > Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, > A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight

Angels Blogs
ok where do i start grrrrrrrr.... well to start with we have found out that fubar well it was cherrytap at the time have blocked the optus server as someone from Australia caused alot of problems for the site... the only problem is that half our country uses that server thus the rest of us are having problems even getting to the site to sign up it actually took me 3wks to sign up on this site and ive had problems since... i have to sit and turn my modem off and on till i get an ip address that gets through the server blocking and that can take hours even days... i have sent many emails to the site about it spoken to them in the support lounge, even private messaged bouncers that are ment to know about it and recieved nothing back... i have many friends that ive invited that can not get to the site at all... there is also another member that hasnt been able to get on in 2wks he changed his net speed which then put him on the optus server (the one thats blocked) and now hes not been abl

Ladies, Please Explain This To Me
I've known this girl since we were in Kindergarten (16 years ago) and have kept a damn good relationship with her over those 16 years. We're as close to a relationship as you can get, but without the relationship. Her and I both have very strong feelings for each other, and have for the past 5 years or so, since somewhere between our Sophmore and Junior year of High School. She has been 'dating' this guy who constantly talks down on her, belittles her, and embarasses her in public. I have told her before how I feel about her and that I would really like to try a relationship between us that we could call each other b/f and g/f. She says that she just isnt ready for that and that she doenst want to ruin our already exhisting great relationship. Well lately, the guy she's 'dating' has started to shove her around...but she insists that she 'Loves Him'. Why do girls stay in realtionships like that? Is it true where the 'Nice Guys Finish Last', or what? I have been nothing but gr

Music Words
LIMP BIZKIT LYRICS "Break Stuff" Its just one of those days When you don't wanna wake up Everything is fucked Everybody sux You don't really know why But you want justify Rippin' someone's head off No human contact And if you interact Your life is on contract Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker It's just one of those days!! [chorus] Its all about the he says she says bullshit I think you better quit Lettin' shit slip Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip Its all about the he says she says bullshit I think you better quit talkin that shit (Punk, so come and get it) Its just one of those days Feelin' like a freight train First one to complain Leaves with a blood stain Damn right I'm a maniac You better watch your back Cuz I'm fuckin' up your program And if your stuck up You just lucked up Next in line to get fucked up Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker Its just one of those days!! [chorus] I feel like shit My suggestion is to keep

Fubar Friends!
ALL MY FRIENDS LISTEN UP. I WANNA ADD A COUPLE PICS OF U ALL TO MY FUBAR FRIENDS. U WILL BE RANDOMLY PICKED!. BUT IF U WOULD LIKE TO BE THERE THEN MAKE A POST AT THIS BLOG. PS: DONT DISS ME FOR CAPS. I THINK IT LOOKS BETTER IM NOT YELLING GEEZ

Myspace Stuff
Prevent your myspace account from being hacked ( phished ). You can read this article HERE . Oh and please pass this info about the article on. Lets stop hackers and spammer and make myspace a better place. Please share this with your friends, even though we are on fubar alot of us still use Myspace.

Fear
Fear directs you Takes you to a place Shows you another face Tricks you, Hides you Leads you , Freaks you out Follows you Hides the true you Fear takes you one way Throws you another way Finds the truth And scares you Fear is here Will never leave Control it Heed it Welcome it And fear will subside Conquer your fear Be proud Just watch out For it can always come back

Slipping
Everyday is starting to be the same thing over and over again. I get up go to work come home get on the net for a few minutes then go to bed. I really don't have anything else going on other than that. Just seem to be loosing grip on reality. Someone shake me awake before I slip away

So Nice And Sweet
I know I stand in line Until you think you have the time To spend an evening with me And if we go someplace to dance I know that there's a chance You won't be leaving with me Then afterwards we drop into a quiet little place And have a drink or two And then I go and spoil it all By saying something stupid Like I love you I can see it in your eyes You still despise the same old lines You heard the night before And though it's just a line to you For me it's true And never seemed so right before I practice every day to find some clever lines to say To make the meaning come true But then I think I'll wait until the evening gets late And I'm alone with you The time is right Your perfume fills my head The stars get red And oh the night's so blue And then I go and spoil it all By saying something stupid Like I love you I love you... You have found my heart here Kindly please step through Garden of great wonder Created just for you I

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Everybody Should Watch This
The Truth about 11-s "Loose change" This is a video everybody should watch. 2 hours long. 1st part: The Truth about Christianity 2nd part: The truth about 11-S 3rd part: How Government control you http://zeitgeistmovie.com/

Just Wanted U To Know
I will not be around much as my sister in Indiana is under a pain killer induced coma for the last three days they don't know what is wrong with her and I would appreciate any prayers. Thank you so much to everyone. xo I will be erasing my account as soon as my vip is up. I just don't have the time to keep up anymore I have met some great people and thanks for the friendship you can look me up on myspace under daysha220. Love to all, xoxo Just wanted to say I have not forgotten about any of you just been busy with sick child and myself. We are in the middle of a remodel so I am very tired. xxoxo to all especially my family and friends!

Christmas
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A

Military
HEY, THANK YOU FOR SO MANY RESPONSES ABOUT THE BLOGS THAT I HAVE POSTED FOR MY TROOPS. I HAVE ADDED PICS OF THE MEN WHO HAS INSPIRED ME TO SHARE ALL OF THESE WITH YOU. I DON'T MIND IF YOU REPOST ANY OF THESE BLOGS BUT PLEASE AND BE KIND AND LET ME KNOW THAT YOU ARE DOING IT. ALSO AND BE KIND TO GIVE CREDIT WHERE YOU GOT IT FROM. THANK YOU. NOW MANY OF YOU ARE PROBABLY SCRATCHING YOUR HEAD AND THINKING WHY IS SHE DOING ALL OF THIS? I HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING IN LOVE WITH THE UNIFORM. I HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS WHO WANTS TO BE WITH A SOLDIER (MARINES,NAVY,AIR FORCE, AND ARMY) SO SHE CAN TAKE EVEYTHING AWAY FROM US THAT WE WORKED HARD FOR. TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS...NO I AM NOT OUT TO BE WITH A SOLDIER TO GET HIS BENEFITS, HIS MONEY OR HIS LIFE INSURANCE MONEY IF SOMETHING WAS TO HAPPEN TO HIM. NO I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH THE UNIFORM EITHER. THE REAL REASON I DO IT IS BECAUSE YALL ARE DOING SOMETHING THAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE MANY YEARS AGO WHEN I WA

Marines Care Packages
MARINES AND TAMPONS (A GREAT STORY) Tampons to the rescue in Iraq!! Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq. > My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, "Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him." I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, Marine X thinks it's for him too. > He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine X came over to his co

Christmas Time
I saw this on some of my friend's page and thought it was kool. Besides the generic gifts you can do a search for about anything you can think of so have some fun with it & I Hope everyone has a Merry Christmas.

Thanks To Those Who Helped Level Me
I want to say thanks to those who helped me level this afternoon. I really appreciate it. My fubar started messing up, and then the maint thing came up so I could not do anything on fubar. Then when I get back on I see that the bar tab is cleared so I have no idea who helped level me except a few that I have already thanked. If you helped level me please leave a comment that you did so I can return the love, and thank you. PS: I know who most are once I see the names.... Kenneth

Christmas Time!
Have you ever wondered what it would be like without your immediate family around you for christmas? Well i go through it every year. 12years ago on Christmas morning my immediate family had a car crash & i was meant to be in the car as well but i was at my grandma's place with her & i found out on the news because no-one in my family rang to tell me. I found out that day that my parents(both 46yrs old) had died instantly & my lil sister(12yrs of age & like my best friend) died 1 week later on New Year's Day morning. I was only 20yrs young at the time. So every Christmas time since then(12yrs ago)I have been on my own & every year it gets harder & harder to deal with! I haven't had a Christmas with anyone for the last 12 years now. I so miss my Christmas with my family especially my lil sister. To make things worse i find out today that my grandma passed away from breast cancer & cervical cancer at the age of 82 years young. Christmas is only getting harder every year now. I don'

Vip
well what can i say I'M A ROCK STAR!!!!cant believe everyone did that for me so fast,love you all so much. THANK YOU XXXXXXXXXX well i got 7 days left of my VIP (thank you J). i was hoping to make Rock star befor it ran out but dont think i will. but i will get there one day!!! :)

Insight
Zeitgeist: A German term meaning "spirit of the time." It refers to the moral and intellectual trends of a given era. ...zeitgeistmovie.com A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 --------------------------------------------------------------------- "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 --------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on sha

So So Tired
I'm so so tired of struggling. I swear everytime I think I'm getting caught up something else happens. And its not like I'm wasting money buying shit. Its just the harder I try it seems the further behind I get. And when I sit and look at what needs paid compared to what is coming in I get majorly depressed, especially with Christmas only a couple weeks away. I keep telling myself if we can just make it to the first of the year it'll be ok. I'm going to take a loan out from my PSP to pay some stuff off and catch others up. But its the making it till then that is killing me :/ Hope everyone has had a great week and has an aweseome weekend! *hugz n stuffz*

Random
OK. Here is my little gripe. Why do i need to hold a sign with my name in front of me, like I'm wanted or I've just been arrested to move up the fubar food chain? I don't like my picture at the best if times so why do I need to show myself up even more with a big sign saying I'm me? I'll get back to recording my music now :) Dave.

If You Love Me
I don't know how many times I heard these words, To me these are the cruelest words I've ever heard, How do you put a condition on the one you love, That I must time and again prove you my love. When you say it, I don't know what to do, You must not think that my love is true, For "If you love me" is a knife to my heart, Cutting and slashing and slicing it apart. With "If you love me" there is no way to win, I don't even know where to begin, "If you love me" means you're unsatified, Your disappointment in me you can not hide. "If you love me" is just your simple manipulation, A cruel and uncaring "Love" stipulation, No matter what you use for your justification, There is no way for me to win in that situation. "If you love me" means you're a selfish little thing, Only looking to see, for you what I can bring, For my love to you can only be measured, By what I do that brings you pleasure. So I have something to share with you my sweet dear, For each "If yo

Truth About Wolves
Truth about Wolves Wolves, are they really the vicious man-eaters they are portrayed to be? The truth is, they are not. Wolves got this reputation through stories meant to instruct children to beware of danger. The stories actually portrayed what we refer to as a modern day predator as a wolf. The story of Little Red Riding Hood portrays a wolf that could change clothes to look like a grandmother. This actually was used to teach children that even people they knew could have a bad side and do evil things. We all know that a wolf could never actually do something like that. The biggest myth known about wolves is that of the werewolf. Were there ever such a thing? The answer is actually in the 1500's and early 1600's many people would go around wearing wolf skins on their backs pretending to be werewolves. These people actually had a psychological disorder and they really thought they were werewolves. Some people actually have a genetic disorder called hypertrichosis (wer

Living The Sexless Life
Maybe this isn't the appropriate blog to place this entry in. I finally got laid. Woohoo! Hopefully once more before we leave for Canadia. Am I the only one who can't satnd when people say "rate/fan/add me" on their pages. Why ask? Are people that desperate? Oh well, who am I to judge. Oh yeah, I am the giver of the 10s and this site is all about judging. Anyway, it's time for bed and time to take care of things. I can't wait until the 21st. Ann and I are taking off to Canada for the holidays to be with her family. I have a niece that is about 5 months old that I've never met. I always have a good time with her family too. They are some of the most considerate and friendly people I've ever met. I just wish my family was the same. They are some of the most selfish people I know. I love them, but as I've gotten older I've come to realize how they are. My mother and I are no longer on speaking terms again. My mom and dad came out to Boston for Thanksgiving whi

Romance & Relationships
This guy and girl are getting ready to go out on a date. The plan is to go out for a nice dinner, then dancing and then it is up in the air from there. The guy picks her up at her home, he knocks on the door, she opens it up and he stands there stunned by how beautiful she looks. She is wearing a low cut shirt that fits her body perfectly, with a skirt that is cut just above her knee's and a pair of inch and a half heel's that fit the outfit just perfectly. So after noticing all of this he coments on how beautiful she looks, she replies with a shy thank you and says you look pretty good yourself. So she just finishes up what little she has to do and they head to dinner. They get to the restaurant and he hope's that he did a good job of picking a good one. The girl complaments him on a good pick and says it is perfect not to dressy, but dressy enough for what she is wearing. The hostess seats them at thier table set off in a quiet corner so they would beable to talk. The w

Catherin Linde
I am looking for a future behalf, age requirement 40 above, w/ good attitude, hardworking, and will give his honor of love to me and to my only one child a one year old child. Please pm me at catherinelinde88@yahoo.com

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M

Rattler
hello to all come visit me in my lounge.no its not finished but looking for friends who can come joing me i need greeters ,bartenders,if interested in helping me im posting a meeting let me know if and when can you make it http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52938 this is my link now reply and lets have fun this is my link to my profile you can rate add me fan me and join me in here target=_blank>the rattler@ fubar

The Right Man For The Job
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. Unbeknownst to him, the gun was loaded with blanks. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husb

Haha Ideas
a quote from dr samual lumis of the movie halloween" evil is real and is in the form of the most innocent eyes" evil can be stricken from a person but a child is neither good nor evil because it knows no better and once a child is shown how good evil feels he wil become pure evil over time evil does exist but not in one form but many these are the self holdings we find relivent god is but a name for a great being no one religion is correct all are based on one thing being kind to your fellow man no mater his or her religion we are human and have faults religion is an idiocracy used by people to find solance in ones self and his or hers life and beleifs we use religion as an excuse not a salvation when you do harm unto yourself or a nother you ask foregiveness of your god or your devil or your enemy it only alows you to find solance and self evidencing salvation i am no scholar but i am a phelosepher in my owne righthence forth religion is both good and bad no matter the religio

Some Good Warnings
Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. Blow Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping. Vacuum Cleaner 1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning. Fast Food Chain Coffee Warning - Contents may be hot. Carbonated Drinks Bottles Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening. Computers Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue Snacks Bag You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. Mouthwash WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately. Ferrous Sulfate Contains iron. Infant Drops This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle. Childrens Cough Medicine Do not drive a car or run machinery.

Hey I'm Home
yeah i'm finly home from all of my training and i'm looking for some wellcome home from from all my juggalo homies, i'm leaving for iraq in 09 i know it seems far off but it relly ain't wish me luck while i'm out in the combat zone. but for know let us enjoy the fact i'm back i'm so fucking happy to be out of fort leonard wood mo so i'll accecpt any request u send me and i hope a few lette's check me out as well. peace love psyco mmfcl