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let me know what you think i posted some on /axl rose/kiss/metallica/ac~dc/grateful dead/system of a down/ i hope you like them is to make new friend's on here so please bear with me
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Can someone please help me figure out how to promote my lounge n get it goin? It's set up n running just dnt have many members... Idk what to do... I dnt have much but I've thought about a karaoke thing like to where ppl sing on cam n stuff but idk what else to do bc I can't bling ppl bc I dnt have credit n I dnt have money right now to do anything else.. Can comeone please help me figure it out? Thanks.. The newest spot!!!  Click on the ladies above to Get yourselves on in here for a ROCKIN GOOD time !!! THE FUN JUST HAS JUST BEGUN! COME JOIN US! Click on the Party People above to Get yourselve
FROM AMAZON.COM Editorial Reviews Book Description Tarl Cabot has always believed himself to be a citizen of earth. He has no inkling that his destiny is far greater than the small planet he has inhabited for the first twenty-odd years of his life. One frosty winter night in the New England woods, he finds himself transported to the planet of Gor, also known as Counter-Earth, where everything is dramatically different from anything he has ever experienced. It emerges that Tarl is to be trained as a Tarnsman, one of the most honored positions in the rigid, caste-bound Gorean society. He is disciplined by the best teachers and warriors that Gor has to offer...but to what end? This is the first installment of John Norman's wildly popular and controversial Gor series, which has sold millions of copies. Coinciding with the 40th anniversary of the first book of the Gorean Saga, TARNSMAN OF GOR, E-Reads is proud to release the very first complete publication of all Gor books by John No
Fubar Rules
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu
Just Some Stuff I Like.
Lots of people are willing to die for the person they love which is a pity, for it is much grander thing to live for that person. -Jason Hurst- Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love time is eternity. -Henery VanDyke- Too often we under estimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. -Leo Buscaglis- My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love sombody and have the courage to accept the love in return. -Maya Angelou- Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isnt it. It makes you so vulnrable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, th
O.K. - This just something that is just for fun and it doesn't have any right or wrong answers If you were stranded on a desserted island and the only thing in sight (besides water, sand, and a palm tree) was an old lamp, and this lamp had a jeannie in it,and the jeannie wants to grant you 3 wishes for releasing her from the lamp. What would your 3 wishes be? Be honest, and there is no right or wrong answers - this is just for fun
well i must say i had the best birthday ever!!!! I went to a friends and hung out, then saturday went to the pool with some friends and we got drunk and had a cool time. tried to watch the movie rambo didnt sucseed theirst time then feel sleep the second finally sunday watched it and it was pretty gutsy. well thats pretty much it dont want to go into detail but i also got a new camera from my mother.. peace out Im turning 34 this year not sure if im excited about that or not. Just getting older, the kids are getting older and it makes me old. Not sure what I want to do for my birthday I might go out but I dont know what Ill be doing, maybe someone will take me out to eat. Mom said she was going tomarrow to get my gift. I have no idea what shes getting me, well birthdays are just another day anyway to remind us that life is going by fast so live it up and do what you want to do now before its to late. good thing this week is almost over have to go get my drivers license friday also. al
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Tag Your It!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I love animals more then people 2)I have a cats esophagus(rings around my esophagus) 3)I graduated with a 4.0 GPA, and was Salutatorian of my class( and can't even spell it lol) 4) I went to school for cosmetology 5) I have a stuffed animal Rascal the raccoon who stays in my bed, and has since I got him 26 yrs ago 6)I'm a crossword freak, I do about 3-4 of them a day 7)I have ocd, one of my ocd's is socks, I DO NOT like my socks folded into one another, I will have a breakdown if they are (LOL) 8)I wear mens deodorant 9) I have had over 40 surgeries 10) hmmmm, well I hate the word fester, i cringe when i hear it, dunno
What is your Honest opinions you be the judge..... Both Lincoln and Kennedy were concerned with Civil Rights. Lincoln was elected President in 1860; Kennedy in 1960. Both where slain on Friday and in the presence of their wives. Both were shot from behind and in the head. Theih successors, both named Johnson, were southern Democrats, and both were in the Senate. Andrew Johnson was born in 1808 and Lyndon Johnson was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth was born in 1839 and Lee Harvey Oswald was born in 1939. Booth and Oswald were southerners favoring unpopular ideas. Both Presidents' wives lost children through death while in the while in the White House. Lincoln's secretary, whose name was Kennedy, advised him not to go to the theatre. Kennedy's secretary, whose name was Lincoln, advised him not to go to Dallas. John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran to a warehouse. Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy from a a warehouse and ran to a teater. The nam
Updates On Mom
they took the vent tube out of mom yesterday and she is breathing well on her own and is already asking to come home.she is still real weak from the sedatives they had her on so she will more than likely be in for at least a few more days to get strong again and be able to take care of herself and what not. will post more later ok this past Saturday my mom had trouble breathing so i called the life squad and they took her to the hospital. when i get there with my great aunt they tell us that she has had a massive heart attack and that is why she was having trouble breathing. they put her in the ICU and have a ventilator on her to help clear out the water in her lungs but they are worried about her heart since it was weak to begin with before this last heart attack and they told my great aunt and I the she may not make it but they are also hopeful because of her numbers are doing so well while she is on the ventilator. for the next few days they are going to try and wing her off it and
I'm Back Peeps!
Peeps, after a 2 week layoff with the move and unpacking, i'm back up and running. thanks to those who showed luv and stopped by my page while i was gone. and always remember... I am XX The Genetic Freak XX! I am your Fubar hookup! Holla if ya hear me!
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Auction Update
Just want to let everyone know that the Auction is up and running. It is on Jakes page AND Mine. Just a few things I wanna say.... Had several ppl drop out today. Not going to begin to speculate as to why but all that matters is that they did. So if you do not wish to be in the auction please let me know NOW. I would greatly appreciate it. If you wish to drop out let me know and I will delete you immediately. If not... Continue to have fun and GOOD LUCK!! I appreciate the ones that are sticking it out!! It was a lot of work to get it all done so Thank You!! And another thing... I know you are getting ppl to come rate your pic for the bling bonus and that is GREAT!!! We appreciate each and every rate BUT all we ask is that they do not leave comments other than bids on your pic!! I am not saying this to be bitchy at all!! It's just that I have had several do that and if I am not online to delete those comments, you may have a bid that gets pushed off!! I'm sure you would hate to end up
The way I look at it this life is just a warm up of things that are yet to come. Everybody says that hell is on earth, well I am not going to argue with that philosophy. But, I am going to tweek it a little. "HELL": defined as a place of eternal torment and pain. If you agree with the stereotypical one, lots of flames and a pitchfork carrying, horned guy. But if you actually dive into true scriptures (and I don't mean the edited and torn apart bible either) you will find that everywhere "hell" is mentioned it is really listed as "Shoel" or grave. So yes hell is on earth, but it is more so than you think. As fat as this life being a warm up, I want you to follow a little logic train with me. One, look in any and I mean any religious doctrine and you will see resurrection mentioned. And christianity is no exception. It was mentioned repeatedly and even shown in visions to ezekiel. As a matter of fact look in revelations and you will see it there a few times. And for those skeptics
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200 Greatest Rock Guitar Riffs
1. Smoke On The Water - Deep Purple 2. (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - Rolling Stones 3. Sunshine Of Your Love - Cream 4. Layla - Derek And The Dominos 5. Oh Pretty Woman - Roy Orbison 6. Iron Man - Black Sabbath 7. Johnny B Goode - Chuck Berry 8. Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin 9. You Really Got Me - The Kinks 10. Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses 11. Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix Experience 12. Day Tripper - The Beatles 13. Walk This Way - Aerosmith 14. In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly 15. Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin 16. Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd 17. Voodoo Child (Slight Return) - Jimi Hendrix Experience 18. Paranoid - Black Sabbath 19. Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne 20. Back In Black - AC/DC 21. Foxey Lady - Jimi Hendrix Experience 22. Frankenstein - Edgar Winter 23. Aqualung - Jethro Tull 24. Bad To The Bone - George Thorogood & Destroyers 25. Brown Sugar - Rolling Stones 26. Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran 27. Money For Nothing -
American Idol
I was so shocked lastnight when watching american idol. I thought for sure danny or Chris was going home.  Adam is a guarantee i think that he will be there..and allison was really good.  From beginning of the show though..I have always been a fan of Danny..and had hopes he would go to the end. I was just tickled that he got saved.  Although I would have preferred Chris to have gone home before Allison.  I think hes good..but feel alot of people are just in lust with his cute looks.  I hope he gos next though.  It will be down to my favorite 2 then. Here is my choice..and has been so far since beginning of the season: I believe this guy is awesome..and as Paula said..he could be cutting record deals now.
You can meet alot of people here on fubar(or the net for that matter). And you can make alot of friends that you talk to on a constant basis. I have many that I talk to all the time. But i have noticed that after a while it seems that people get a little touchy about certain things on here such as not being able to see pics, not being number one, not being only one you talk to or things such as that..I know that I will meet few if any from here in real life and therefore dont go out of my way to BE IN THEIR LIVES...I love the friends that i have and talk to all the time for they are awesome and are always returning the love and I dont just mean rating pics or sending gifts. They will actually take time to chat with me about more than sex or what they can get. But why is it that people have to get jealous over this?? Is there any real reason to act like an ass over things or people you may never get? Dont you think it makes you look like an ass and make people not want to talk to you or
Auction!!! 2/28/09-3/14/09
Here is your chance to own your very own fu-slave for a month. Have you owned Carolvision (me) yet? What are you waiting for? Click the picture below and... BID BID BID This auction is an all type bid auction. Bids of tickers, blasts, VIP's, Bling, HH's and of course fu-bucks are all welcome. Cash bids outway fubuck offers. This auction starts February 28, 2009 at 6pm est. and ends on March 14, 2009 at 6pm est!! So hurry and get your bid in quick. By chance if you haven't had the pleasure of becoming friends with me yet, now is a great time!
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Uterus!!! I have no use for it. I am not in the market to produce anymore spawn! I am also happy to sell any eggs left in the freaking oven also. Man,it was supposed to be a very lovely night of sex. Yes,God hates me and Aunt Flow is loving me. I think My bible thumping cross loving angels all over her room Aunt has cursed me! I swear everytime there is a slight possibility of sex I get screwed and not in the way I was hoping for! :(
Just A Thought!!
   Your morning thought for the day:    Some days are diamonds.   Some days are stones.   Sometimes the hard times won't leave me alone.   Sometimes the cold wind blows a chill in my soul.   Some days are diamonds, some days are stones.                        Neil Diamond       
Fu Daddy
I decided to do my own auction so for this next week u have the chance to bid on being my fu daddy for a month.... You must be saying to yourself what the heck do I get for being a fu daddy well here it is..   1. F/r/a   2. to be in my fam for a month   3. sexy salute sfw   4. 20 11's  a day   5. will rate ur stash all of it   6. will get 7 pimp outs during the month   7. Keep u fu drunk daily   8. Your name in mine as my fu daddy   Pending on high the bids get will add a ticker, make u my crush for the month, make it 3 pimp outs a week and talk to u on cam for a bit ( no cyber sex though)   Whoever bids the highest in this next week weather it's fu bucks or real life money gifts will be my fu daddy....xo pls place bids here.... P.S FU MAMA'S CAN PARTAKE TOO :s
Naught App
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!!Your Name:Age:Location:1.Favorite position:2.Do you think I'm cute?.3.Would you have sex with me?4.lights on or off?5.Would you have to be drunk?6. Would you take a shower with me?7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?8.Would you leave after or stay the night?9.Do you like cuddling afterwards?10.Condom or skin?11.Have sex on the first date?12.Would you kiss me during sex13.Do you think I would be good in bed /?14.Would you use me as a booty call?15.Can I use you as a booty call?16.Can we take pictures of the act?17.How long would we have sex?18.Would you tell your friends about me?19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?"Also
Tongue By Seether
Well the tongue inside my mouth is not for sale Any spirit left in me is fading fast Could you throw another stone to ease my pain? Could you throw another stone to seal my fate? 'Cause I didn't believe in this world anymore, anymore I don't believe in me And if I can rise above this I'll be saved Can anybody save me? And if I can die for love, then I'm enslaved Can anybody save me? Second chances are too few and far between Will to change this circumstance eludes me still Should I grow another shell in which to live? Should I grow another shell and not forgive? 'Cause I don't believe in this world anymore, anymore I don't believe in me Goodbye cruel world Goodbye cruel world Goodbye cruel world at last you see me drown Goodbye cruel world
Move Me?
sometimes i feel i'd really like to believe in some kind of higher power out there in the cosmos, or wherever... but i get the feeling that whatever that power might be, he/she/it probably wouldn't like me very much :/   CLICK THE POP-OUT PLAYER BUTTON, AS THIS STUPID THING REFUSES TO WORK IN BLOG POSTS.... grrrrrrrrrrrr.... move me (king's x)   keeper of mysteries river of tears
Ashes Of The Wake "We killed a lot of innocent civilians. To us every civilian in Baghdad was a terrorist. They said 'they are now in civilian clothes' that makes everybody free game, But if they came in our perimeter, we lit 'em up. And when we would pull the body out, and when we would search the car, we would find nothing. This took place time and time again. No harm, no foul, that's OK, don't worry about it, Because this is a new type of war, this is an eradication." "I honestly feel we're committing genocide over here, I don't believe in killing civilians, and I'm not going to kill civilians for the United States Marine Corp." [Quoted as a Marine in Song] Folding The American Flag Did you know that at military funerals, the 21 gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776. Have you ever noticed how the honor guard pays meticulous attention to correctly folding the American flag 13 times? You probably thought it was to symbolize the original 13 colonies, but we l
My Thoughts ....
So, it's quite an interesting day today.  Today marks my 4th full year on this site.  When I first joined, it was called Ohhhhh the changes i've seen.  It would probably take all freaking day to list all of the huge and small differences between then and now and I know you guys and gals don't have all damn day to read this so i'll just keep it short and sweet.  I met the love of my life on this site.  On this very day, 4 years ago.  No matter what we may go through, I wouldn't change a thing.  I love him to death and I hope he knows that. I've met quite a few interesting people on this site as well.  Some good, some not so good.  What can I say, you live and you learn.  You learn through certain experiences who you can and can't trust.  You learn who you can and can't say certain things to.  You learn who will be there for you in times of utter chaos and who doesn't really give a damn. lol  Short and sweet, I owe a lot to this site.  It's given me the love of my
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Maumee Homes
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This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier...> > > > New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!> > > > > > > > I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to > > track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. > > Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take > > us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit > > until you're at least 35.> > > > For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 > > additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.> > > > Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a > > cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't > > sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe > > letting us kill some jerk that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for awh
Eila Sharma
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Fubar Party
I am hosting a fubar party next year and everyone is invited! June 21st 2013 @ 7-830 pm central is the meet and greet at Oivers Bar n Grill inside Quality Inn & Suites in Bradley Illinois. FUBAR PARTy is June 22, 2013 @ 6pm til whenever @ Quality Inn and Suites Bradley Illinois. I will be updating this info more and more every other day or so. So far I have the DJ, band, 3 photographers, video man and a tattoo artist going to be there. There will be a small cover charge which will be determined by novemberish 2012 after I find out a guesstimate about how many are coming. Cover charge will cover the hall, food and some booze... Plan your trip accordingly. Travel, food, expenses and hotel ARE NOT included in your cover charge. This will be an epic night. If it goes well enough, I am planning on hosting one every year. here is the website to the hotel i will be having the party at, will be held in one of their banquet halls.
Poopy Britches
i'm bored outta my fuckin' mind. i can't tell you what i'm doin'...not because it's classified..but because i don't want to bore the shite out of you. and also, one of you out there just might be someone i "work" with. lmao they can't turn on a computer much less type. but every dog has its day. my boobs hurt as pretty soon "my aunt FLOW will be visiting", as they say. yay me. i'm tryin' to stay positive and have been doin' marvelous at my task. my favorite saying is "i hate people" because i do hate people. not ALL people but MOST. you'd know if i didn't like you. SOOOO... usually while i'm driving, i repeat my favorite phrase over and over again *see above if you forgot the phrase*. i don't have what i call ORR (Obvious Road Rage). i have SRR (Secret Road Rage) meaning i just say in a calm manner that i hate people and wish death and major destruction on those who piss me off while driving. well NOW what i am trying to do in order to remain positive, is state "i k
A Little About Me
you know how when a someone gets a stereo or a digital camera or any kind of toy and they play with it and it breaks, they usually send it bakc to get fix. once fixed this element either goes back to the owner or its sent for resale as refurbished... well thats how i feel .... i feel like a used stereo that was aparently fixed but that deep inside knows that its been broken and that there is nothing or no one who will make it whole again..... Somewhere there's someone, who dreams about your smile, and finds in your presence, that life is worth while, so when you are lonely, remember it's true, somebody somewhere is thinking of you! so yeah i was thinking today and i came to realize im always the friend and never the girlfriend... aparently im good enough to hang out with and to even have sex with but not good enough to have a relationship with... i mean im not bad looking, im not a bad person, im actually a good person and a lot to offer, but aparently not good enough for some p
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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. trust me This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I betcha you can't resist passing it on! we'll see about that try digging your car out of 5' of snow while 2 more are coming because your 6 month old kid needs meds! walk sixty miles without stopping just because you felt like it! chop a 30' pine down with a hand axe! row a boat around a lake because all the boats with trolling motors are used for that day! still think your a badass huh? build a house from the ground up and i mean a hole house with everything including a garage in under a month!! im no badass and i dont pretend to be tough at all i may have gotten into 5
Come one come all, I'm up for auction. Starting bid is 10,000 fubucks. Here is what I am offering: 1. Fu owned next to my name 2. Rate profile, fan, add *if not done already* 3. Rate and comment all pics and stash during HH 4. Crush you 5. Comment at least once a day for a month 6. Add to family and put as Top friend 7. Make a salute to you SFW OR NSFW your choice Contest I am in. All help please. WILL BEGIN: OCTOBER 17th @ 7:00pm Central (8-EST) ENDING: NOVEMBER 1 @ 7:00pm Central (8-EST) PRIZES 1ST PLACE: 3 MONTH VIP OR 30 DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT 3RD PLACE: 1 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT Stop over and hit up PeggySue *treehugger* she is running this great contest. PeggySue*treehugger*@ fubar I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF MY FRIENDS, FANS, AND FAMILY FOR HELPING ME WIN 2ND IN THE CONTEST I WAS JUST IN. IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU AND YOUR FR
Good Night
I am wishing everyone a Goodnight and sweetdreams!!!! I hope to see all of you tomorrow! i just wanted everyone to have a great night and many pleasent dreams....i will dream many for you as well....
The Best Childs Christmas Tag Contest
> Im having a Best Childs Christmas tag contest and each tag has to have a picture of a child, it can be your children, grandchildren, neices, nephews, friends children! Each person who enters will recieve a teddy bear! 1st prize will be a mens or diamond ring and a teddy bear 2nd prize will be 5000 CBs and a teddy bear 3rd prize will be 3000 CBs and a teddy bear. The contest starts Friday December 8th starting at 12:00pm EST and will end Sunday 8:00pm est. So lets see how talented you can be and if anyone wants to enter and dont have a child they are free to use my childrens Christmas picture of them with Santa. So this should be fun so get going and msg me if you need any questions answered and good luck to all! > Koogerbabe~ RIDER ~@ CherryTAP Im in the Santa Claus and Moms Contest could you come and vote for me PLEASE The Best Christmas Tag contest is now open. Go and vote for your favorite Tag. The winner is on comments so go bomb the hell out of them.
Bar Jokes I
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
I'm Back
Sorry I haven't been around lately, had my internet shut off for a few weeks, because I chose to buy my kids xmas presents and not pay the bill...LOL. Their happiness was far more impoartant then my own. Hope nobody missed me too much. Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas!
Adult With Pet Contest
Please help me with this contest. Most comments wins. Thank you all.
You've read the story of Jesse James-- Of how he lived and died; If you're still in need Of something to read Here's the story of Bonnie and Clyde. Now Bonnie and Clyde are the Barrow gang. I'm sure you all have read How they rob and steal And those who squeal Are usually found dying or dead. There's lots of untruths to these write-ups; They're not so ruthless as that; Their nature is raw; They hate the law-- The stool pigeons, spotters, and rats. They call them cold-blooded killers; They say they are heartless and mean; But I say this with pride, That I once knew Clyde When he was honest and upright and clean. But the laws fooled around, Kept taking him down And locking him up in a cell, Till he said to me, "I'll never be free, So I'll meet a few of them in hell." The road was so dimly lighted; There were no highway signs to guide; But they made up their minds If all roads were blind, They wouldn't give up till they died. The road gets dimmer
Help My Friend Out
Hey There Everyone Please Come and help my friend Howling Wolfs level UP. Only needs about 2000 points. Thanks Howling WolveS_·´› welcome my wolrd american native@ CherryTAP Hey There Everyone Please Come and Vote for my sexy girl Named Sexy Simmer She is the bomb and she is a good friend. Contest ends Sunday at 1PM EST.
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DEATH TRAIN This is a fan, Rate and Add Train Its an easy way to gain Friends/Fans/Rates so come and ride! Its easy to join and a fun way to meet new ppl Here are the rules... 1. MUST add/fan/rate Conductor (me) and ALL the riders, all people will return the love 2. Contact Conductor (me) by fu-mail when FINISHED Fan/Rate/Add Everyone 3. When adding the people make sure to put DEATH TRAIN in the message 4. If the person is already your friend, leave DEATH TRAIN in a comment on their page 5. You dont have to be lvl 10 or higher but you do need a salute to be added! 6. You will be added after you finish fan/add/rate all the people CONDUCTOR Deathtrain416@ fubar ASSISTANT CONDUCTOR ღ Lådy Fåŋ‡åzïå ☪ Fµ M劉rė§§™ ღ@ fubar RIDERS Cappy@ fubar *~$inful*~ MiSSin My HoRsE fan/rate/add PLZ@ fubar lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Proud owner of Hopeless Romantic@ fubar HANKSTER
Am I Evil?
I am an addict. However, I am not hooked on drugs or alchohol. I am a sex addict, and I freely admit it. Ordinarily this would not be a problem, right? Well, it makes everything, shall we say, awkward. I want it constantly. I need it much more often that I get it. I love my wife, but she does not understand. At all. I do not want to hurt her. She cannot keep up with me. She doesn't even try. I find myself looking at other women more and more. I cannot really even stand myself anymore. I have tried most everything to slake my lust but to no avail. The only thing that helps is physical contact with a willing partner. I really don't want to do anything stupid. I wish I knew how to make it stop.
New To This Site!!
SO ITS MY 24TH BIRTHDAY ON FRIDAY.SHOW ME SOME LOVE PEOPLE.GET ME GIFTS AND GET ME CRUNK.HA HA LOVE YA GUYS well i took my driver's test today and i passed!!!! im soo exited..ive ben waiting for this day for a long ass time now.woot woot im soo happy.gonna celebrate this weekend for sures!!who's coming??? hey if anyone buys me a cherrie blast i swear ill rate u,fan u,do anything u want....i really want a cherry blast... please someone buy one for me???
Philosophy (different Aspects)
An unasked favor need not be returned. It's worth reading Taken from here... "The Hedgehog and the Fox is the title of an essay by Isaiah Berlin, regarding the Russian author Leo Tolstoy's theory of history." The title refers to a fragment of text attributed to the Greek poet Archilochus: "The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing." (This part is the only part of this article I knew and have heard before, a rather quotable line... - Eric) Isaiah Berlin (after giving a number of examples of authors in each category...) considers Tolstoy, and after considering that it seems that he falls in neither category suggests instead, that while Tolstoy's talents are those of a fox, his beliefs are that one ought to be a hedgehog, and thus Tolstoy's own voluminous assessments of his own work are misleading. (Edited excerpt concluded, will look for book...)
Her King! As she said "I Love You" and held him tight, He smiled then said it too His plane was late he couldn't be late, He said I'll be back i promise you One last kiss before he leaves a tear fell from his eye She knew he'd miss her and tried to be strong, then began to cry Another tour and more lonely nights she couldn't say a thing For in his eyes she was his queen and he knew he was her king Six months went by they stayed in touch then one day it was gone The last time she got to hear his voicehe sang her favorite song "If 2maro Never Comes" he sang then I love You and goodnight She kept a secret from her soldier for reasons this was right He never knew before he passed he would have a son She named her boy after him and knew that must be done Some said it was wrong not telling him, Some said it was so right She sings that song to little King she sings it everynight. JW It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time
Sexy M
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My Life Sucks
I have been trying to make friends on here because I am afraid to reach out in the real world. I am in the process of a very hurtful divorce. See I have severe depreesion and it lost me my husband and then my children. I regret the things I have done in my life . I just thought maybe I could find some friends that might understand. Being able to help all of you level up and me leveling up has finally made me feel important to someone again. I need friends so I feel like I still have a purpose in this life. So That is who I am. If you feel the need to make fun of that I guess you can. I am looking for is a place to fit in. Even though I might not be the prettous girl in the world. I have a member on site looking for some help with her son. Please...if you can help, if not, pass the word along or reblog this. Kidney Donor Information for my son If you are or know anyone that would donate to my son the gift of life being a kidney in this case please contact me for questionnaire to
Leveling A Friend
The first friend is in a contest and need rates and comments!!! Please help him out!! The 2nd is on his way to level 24, he only needs 59K!!! Please help him as well!! Ludakyz@ fubar These are all friends on their way to godfather or godmother!! Please stop by and at least fan add and rate them!! Show em some love!! (and dont forget im almost fu-king lol!!) ♥HisSweetObsession♥ ~~ *Rate Spankers* ~~ *Shadow Levelers*@ fubar £íßë®tÿ RL/GF tø ThëØrïgïnÅlR¤¤stë® Õwñé® Øf §ÍÑÑ€R§ H€ÄV€Ñ@ fubar Carolena838 -- ~ rate spankers~ and fu owner of SBM@ fubar sit_up_king *rate spanker* *club F.A.R.* {{{SHADOW LEVELERS}}}@ fubar ..chillie...@ fubar watch for a future blog about the diciples in waiting!! my friednd brianneeds to get to level 10 so he can be in my rate spankers group... hes loading up his pics and his stash so if youcould help him out we'd both appreciate it!!
The Baroness
The Baroness' Seat of Power by mcfbridge © Baroness Von Higgenpoof was a shrew. There was simply no other way to describe her. It seemed that her favorite pasttime was screaming at whoever happened to be nearby. She screamed at the butler when her lunch was late. She screamed at the maid if the floors weren't spotless. She even screamed at her husband for apparently no particular reason at all. Matilda Von Higgenpoof was 47 years old. She had married the Baron when she was 23. Matilda had expected to be a duchess by now. Certainly, she should at least be countess. Instead, that lazy no good husband of hers had remained a baron. He had no ambition at all. In fact, he had the nerve to tell her she should relax and enjoy her station in life. Well!! That might be good enough for a lazy bum like Frederick, but Matilida Muffinpuffin had not been born into this world to be satisfied with being a mere baroness. The baron had married well over his station when she had agreed to be his wi
Shape Shifter
Oh, familiar of black-sheen'd wolf with eyes of piercing gold ~ my heart's haunting possessor whom I desiredly long to hold. Immortal love be yet still, and come to me this night. Linger amid the shimmer'd stars making love by passionate bite. Embrace me within thy wings, as we sing to the crested moon. Dance with me this dance of desire, for the sun rises all too soon. Music of the winds soothes our soul, but our savage hearts still cry ~ thirsting with this hunger within, we must feed or lest we die. Take flight this night upon the wing, cast Fate's winds against chance. Eternal hunger burns within, fed by deepest darkest romance. Appetite most insatiable craving hottest flesh and blood ... kiss of night's darkest desire brings forth passion's flood. So, phantom mine a'wing caress me within your flight ~ cross starry-skied canopy of deepest ebon'd night.
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The heart of an angel, He has touched in such A manner- He can't even return To the place he began journey So many years ago. He sits in wonderment at her beauty, And he knows her touch. He knows the moment that they parted, There was a promise to return, No matter how long it would take. He sees the woods were they stood, And knows it's a place Where the river flows. How can it be that som time ago, He knew her, and she him- Does she feel it now? He soul has guided him to a place, Where there is only Heaven, And that's when he is with her. She has touched him in a way That only she could have. Until they are together, He will wait in the woods, Where the river flows. Robert J Nye (2008) Her heart is something he wanted, And in a moment of passion, It was his- He knows that it has been broken, And put together too many times, So he who loves her, has become The guardian of her heart. A trophy isn't what he wants, And the only desire he has is fo
Contest Stuff
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As I sit here, I ponder why I put up with ignorance and jealousy with certain so called friends. I have come across people who are so unsure of themselves that they get jealous over the fact that I love music---especially KISS. They get jealous when I mention that I think a certain singer or actor or anyone for that matter, is hot. This is stupid. I'm tired of people laying guilt trips on me and trying to bring me down to their level. It's not right. Be happy for me that I find a release in something. It's not my fault you can't. Some people also get jealous when I go do something with my family. Um my family was here first. They COME FIRST. If you don't like it, then I suggest you leave me alone. I don't have much family left, so I cling to what I have. Some people are so stupid, they are jealous of my pets for god's sake!!! This pisses me off. And still, some are down on me for gaining knowledge of my native history and background. Don't like it? Go F@*k ur
When ur feelin the pain wither away from another tune of a day with lies like that who ever would need to kick back. with things like this who would need a lifeback A gun goes off shot through the back now its time to kickback a soul is down a soul has drowned revenge filled lust in ur eyes thats not to much of a goddamn surprise With that withered part dissapearing into the darkness it plays another tune With lies like that who ever would kickback With things like this who would need a life back When ur feelin the pain wither away from another tune of a day with lies like that who ever would need to kick back. with things like this who would need a lifeback  A gun goes off shot through the back now its time to kickback a soul is down a soul has drowned revenge filled lust in ur eyesthats not to much of a goddamn surprise With that withered part dissapearing into the darkness it plays another tuneWith lies like that who ever would kickbackWith things lik
Fubar's Candy Shop Girls
ADD/FAN/RATE everyone on the list once your finished PM me with a picture for your tag, please give me 24 hrs to get the tag to you. If you don't have it by then let TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life know. Fubar'sCandy Shop Girls Club ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar ~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R. Team Captain~ (#1 FAMILY) ~Fu Cruise~Fu Angels~Sarge's Bad Girls~@ fubar Brittany ღ Property of Dooniel@ fubar In my dreams...or yours? ~~Leader of the CONVOY ~*~ Pilot of Fantasy Flight ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~
A tender touch A warm embrace A precious smile Upon your face A passionate kiss I longing gaze Just tkens of your loving way. I lay you down you stroke my hair I feel th need to taste you there I fill you up you breath me in our legs in twined I caress you skin The night is young As time stand still Two heart as one completely filled Sweet sensual lover, come discover my yearning for you, Burning straight thru. Every inch of me passionately some lend me your ear. Listen to my whispers glistening scripture. Moist with emotion, dripping with devotion, penetrating fearand washing your restrain down the virginal drain. I dream of a love that cannot be was not and never will be Though I managed to fool myself simple by refusing to see. I believe him when he said to me That his love would always be mine And that he held me up above All else he thought was fine. I dream of warm summer nights Wrapped up in his arms Falling deeply under his spell A
Lose One And Gain Another
I feel like a man of confustion. I dont know really much of any thing any more i try to do what i think is right then i realise what i think is right is sometimes wrong as well I was raised in a single parent home so its not always easy for someone that way to learn all that they need to know but one thing i thought i did learn was responsablity to family give them what they need over your own needs and ive felt good about that for a lot of years now I knowim not the best husband and father to my wife and kids but i do my best to love and provide for themthe best way i know how but maybe just providing a roof over their heads and food in their bellys isnt always what matters to being a good father and a good spouse love and comunication hve a lot to do with it as well but how do you comunicate when other dont do it either driving down the road for hours and not saying a thing because your worried maybe what im thinking isnt the thing they want to talk about so you say nothing at all i
True Love
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So Strange..
I opened my door to my very intoxicated love - yes very drunk - but suprisingly very literate. I helped him to the couch and said - you have to stop doing this to yourself - you have so much to live for - he just looked at me with those beautiful sad blue eyes and said - IM IN LOVE WITH YOU - BUT - we both know that im a drunk - and i know that you are lonely and sad - and I hope you understand that im a person that is totall at ease with this - which is not to say that im indifferent or that i dont care - I DO - it simply means that I trust you and your judgement - and you can throw me out - or you can let me stay and hold you - and you can know that at least for this one night - there is a man who wants nothing more then to hold you and let you know that you are indeed loved! its just really strange - its like things are happening really quickly - and thats so NOT me! ummm for instance - just the second i met him and the way i said my name right away! I never tell my real nam
Okay, something has been bothering me and I think it's finally time to get it off my chest....why is congress so concerned with professional baseball players lying about their use of steroids?? I know it's perjury to lie under oath but who did the lies hurt? Their lies aren't keeping a known murderer or rapist off the streets or putting an innocent person in jail. All these lies are doing is making these athletes look stupid when the public knows they did it. With the economic crisis our country is in right now why is congress still spending tax payers money on trying to prove the likes of Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens lied to them? Is it a power trip? Is it an election time ploy so they can say " I was right about them using steroids?" The truth is, we'll never know who used in the past unless they come forward and admit it. Yeah, we can speculate and yeah, we're probably right but the fact remains it was in the past and it's time to move forward. Baseball has implemented har
Clouding My Beautiful World
Has anyone ever wondered why some people seem to get off just by hurting others? You know the people I'm talking about don't you? The people pleasers. The heroes that never were. The ones that take credit for a job they never did or they say the right words but never respond with actions. They ones that speak a big game, yet they never played or they played only to reap the benefits. I can honestly say that I don't understand the mentality of these types of people or why even when caught, they continue to lie, or to cheat, or steal? How can they wake up every morning with a smile on their face? How do they maintain any sense of sanity while living what has to be an awful existence? HOW? I know that believing that everyone should be sincere and kind every day of their lives is not realistic. Maybe my thinking is a distorted picture of what life and/or people are really about. Maybe I am too open and too honest for my own good. Maybe the world I live in is make-believe. But
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LOVE DEVINE Looking at her now it's hard to believe that only years ago I didn't want a baby. She is what completes my life. Proof to me of love's pure light! An angelic gift given by He. How hard it must have been setting her free! Thankful I am eternal and pure, for without her I couldn't endure. My own cherub Willow is surely a glimpse into Heaven's window!
She's Every Woman
Where Your mind is at home Drop your mind off where it belongs
Mobile Bill!
I was suffering from a Migraine earlier so I went to go lay down, in a dark and cold place. I was laying there feeling better when out of no where Nakita the beast jumped on to the bed and started obsessively licking my face... As sweet as this might be shes a. not allowed on furniture and b. licking so much her tongue is getting dry and my face has become numb.. I figured it was time to get back up and see how my so called fu friends had faired without me. Apparently you all live your own lives, because non of you were waiting anxiously for my return..... Before heading to the basement, I saw my mail lady out of the corner of my eye... Let me tell you about my mail lady, shes sweet and elderly but probably has thighs of steel. She loves Nakita I'm not sure why but she always takes time to give her love and a cookie. Nakita being the bitch she is first growls at her then realizes this is the lady that gives me treats and jumps up on her.. (also not acceptable behavior). The Mail la
Own Me! My First Auction!!!
This is my very first auction!  Own me!!   Come own me at my very first auction!!     Thanks!!
New Computer Virus, Please Read
CHECKED THIS OUT ON SNOPES AND IT IS TRUE - PASS THIS ALONG TO EVERYONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK! WITH THE HOLIDAYS COMING THIS WOULD BE AN E-MAIL THATA LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY OPEN. SNOPES link at bottom of e-mail             The newest virus circulating is The UPS/FedEx/DHL Delivery Failure. You will receive an email from UPS/Fed Ex Service along with a packet number.      It will say that they were unable to deliver a package sent to you on such-and-such a date.       It then asks you to print out the invoice copy attached. DON'T TRY TO PRINT THIS.  IT LAUNCHES THE VIRUS! Pass this warning on to all your PC operators at work and home. This virus has caused Millions of dollars in damage in the past few days..Snopes confirms that it is real.                                                  This is legitimate. Please pass this along to your friends.
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Humanity Needs To Die.
I can't take this I hate the fact that everyones problems become mine. My own problems get shoved away in the closet. My thoughts and feelings are my own. I have such difficulty expressing them because evidently everyone elses pain and suffering is monumental so why should my worries even matter? Why should I be happy when all those around me are troubled? Of course my purpose in life is to just weep with them. Oh, and if you have feelings to share with me then please do not make them apparent. More MESS is needed! Much more. I don't think we have quite enough MESS in this situation.If I say something, I mean it. Just so you know. I do. I did. So don't leave me in the dark.I. Have. Had. Enough. People need to fuck off and be happy and let me go live in a convent or something along those lines. Joy for all.Maybe without the burden of everyone elses sorrow on my back I will become a demure, wonderful human beingBUT UNTIL THEN YOU CAN DEAL WITH MY ATTITUDERant over.Ooh, ooh wait.Yes, in c
Large Mammary Glands
Dear Ladies with Large Mammary Glands, I feel the need to apologize to you for getting all excited when i see your boobies. I failed to realize at the time that they come with their own sets of problems... Witchie I'm sorry i masturbated and squirted to your boobies. Hellyion I'm sorry that I want to masturbate and squirt to yours. Witty in the wet t shirt...mmm Mrs Bad crumble oh my..   I did not know what i know now... I did not know what life was like with large mammary glands, I am sorry that when you take your bra off there are indents of the bra left behind, That your back aches for hours from carrying such a heavy load. I didn't realize how many idiots talk to your breasts. I was one of those people and I'm sorry. Even tonight when i was talking to the asshole ( my lovely husband who i cherish and adore) i realize men only care about themselves. He said and let me quote "i ain`t gotta lug them around" This is when it dawned on me. Men just want to lube them up and sli
I Wish To Be Me!
How I wish to be a butterfly. Why, you ask? so I can fly free, Free as a butterfly wants to be, No ties to this earth. No strings to hold me, pull me or lead me. How I wish to be a bird, to soar above the clouds, go where I please. How I wish to be a rainbow, beautiful, colorful, larger than life. How I wish to be a tree. Towering above everything. I am the bird, the butterfly, the rainbow and the tree. I am tall, beautiful, and free, So, of all these things mentioned, I wish nothing more than to be me!
Stug is the essence of happiness. The feeling of bliss we achieve at our best moments. It's the high of being on top, and the courage to stay there. Stug is the swagger of a leader. It is the determination for better - and the quest for happiness. It gives you a the reason to get out of bed with a smile, master the day, and make dreams turn to reality. Stug is the aura that radiates from the heart and makes us who we are. Live Stug!   Proper uses of Stug - 1. Noun: A. A name for "the best of the best" {example}"Through my hard work and dedication, I've finally made it to the top; I'm Stug. (suffix) - fy: noun-to-verb (...Stug → Stuggify) {example}"He looks like he can sure use some help, Lets Stuggify his life!" 1. Adjective: A. An implication of greatness. {example} “Mohammed Ali is a legend. He is Stug" B. A blissful state of being. {example}"When I’m taking long walks on the beach, I become filled with Stug." C. Without flaw; Perfection. {example}"Be Stug" (prefix
Fu Questions
FuItems going Price Need to know if selling each of these, what is going rate for each. 1. 25 bling pack 2.Each of the activity blings (autos,bombs, famp, rangs) 3. 7 day blast 4. HH 5. VIP   Thanx (h)
Go Fuck Yaself Katie
Well I knew this would happen, so that's why I'm rappin. Yea you standin me up, but Bitch you lettin me down. Tellin your lies to me, you da hoe of dis town. Best be lookin round, Cause ain't no one lovin you now.   Damn Katie, you broke my heart. The last few times you said your on your way, I stayed up all damn night, and through the next day. I'm tired of ya games, and this is what I'm sayin. Best believe this shit, Cause girl I ain't playin.   Go Fuck YaSelf! Bitch you ain't good enough for me. Go Fuck YaSelf! Is is too hard for you to see? Yea you standin me up, but Bitch you lettin me down.
Mel Madness
I would like to start a munch/social play group in Southern California, dedicated to goth, vampire, pagan, and bdsm play. I'm in the Riverside,CA area.We''d have munches, socials, and play parties. I think it would be great. What do you all think?Master Mel
My Soul Mate
                                     What had started off as friendship                                     grew to something even more                                         U knew you loved me,                                   But to me you were just a man                                                next door                                 As time went on we grew even                                             closer and then                                       we became best friends                                  
Story Number 1
Mac Laptop
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Join my TURF!!
wondering  where  the  heart  feeling  is  . how  is  it  i can  see  my  reflection  upon  the  sky  can i fly,  or  will  i  die ,  show  the  sun  so  i live  agian  . , closed  of f  t o  the  world  outside  i could  not  feel  , i could  not  do  ,  inprisoned  and  protected  from  the  hate  i felt  inside ,  no longer  i could  hide . my tears  black  and  frozen  i could  feel  no warmth  from  beyond  my walls  .  i was  frightned  and  afraid  like  bug  that  crawls .  wishing  my  crys  could  be heard  from here  .  i am  locked  . looking upon the light outside my window , i had to cover my eyes from the sun , but as i sit i thought and the more i thought , the more sadness came , its a story of mine thats always the same , blue thoughts sometimes wont escape me , like the coldness of a dark gray sea , what will i become , when my time is short , who will be with me in those final hours , and give me wine and flowers , kiss my tears from my cheek , and tell e t
Hi I Am Barbie And I Am An Alcoholic
We drank for happiness and became unhappy. We drank for joy and became miserable. We drank for sociability and became argumentative. We drank for sophistication and became obnoxious. We drank for friendship and made enemies. We drank for sleep and awakened without rest. We drank for strength and felt weak. We drank "medicinally" and acquired health problems. We drank for relaxation and got the shakes. We drank for bravery and became afraid. We drank for confidence and became doubtful. We drank to make conversation easier and slurred our speech. We drank to feel heavenly and ended up feeling like hell. We drank to forget and were forever haunted. We drank for freedom and became slaves. We drank to erase problems and saw them multiply. We drank to cope with life and invited death.   Author unknown I am Barbie and I am an alcoholic.  Well first I am really pissed cause i wrote this once and FU ate it . So here I go again. Forced my ass to meeting tonight and as always heard just what I
So I thought this was funny. I keep getting messages that I am prequalified for a survey. So I click it. I answer five or six questions and it tells me I am not qualified for this survey. I try a few more with similar results. Well, today I answered alot of questions and then after answering about 20 it gives me the old no surveys are available at this time. What did I get for the trouble? NOTHING. The same exact thing I have gotten from the dozens of other surveys I have attempted. So WTF? If I answer a series of questions, haven't I taken a survey? Why do I continually get nothing for it? I don't mind but if you claim to give something for taking it, the least you could do is hold up your end... Possibly one of the funniest things about stupid people is, invariably they think they are brilliant. For instance, the worthless piece of shit who comes along and leaves the stupidest fucking comments on your page. I would never remove them, I prefer people see the stupidity. For humor sake
Don't Guys Do This?
Do guys really do this? Current mood: cheerful Do guys really do this? Kiss her in front of your friends. Trust her over everyone else. Tell her she looks beautiful. Look her in the eye when you talk to her. When she crys do whatever to make her smile. Forgive her for her mistakes Look at her like she's the only girl you see. Hold her hand even when you are around your friends. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Get her mad, then kiss her. Stay up with her all night. Watch her favorite movie. Kiss her forehead. Give her the world. Let her wear your clothes. Hug her from behind When your leaning on the wall, lean her on top of you and put your hands around her stomach When she's sad, hang out with her. Let her know she is important. Kiss her in the rain. And when you fall in love with her, TELL HER. And when you do tell her.. Love her like you never loved before. I have seen a lot of you lad
My Profile
I love all of you but some changes have to be made. If I get a message asking me about anything that is already answered on my profile, Im going to have to delete you. If you ask me a question Ive already answered on my profile, that means your not paying attention to what I have to say and are only interested in the pics. Im sorry, but I dont want to spend all day responding to messages when the answer to questions is right there in front of you. could ya come vote for me and spam me.......take 5 minutes and show some love?? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE come vote for me.....I placed 3rd in round 2 and want a better showing this time!! [ photo: 33619206 ]
I Hate My I.s.p.
Hey peeps. I haven't been on much lately,but not through choice. I thought that I would leave a blog just to let you all know that I haven't forgotten about you. I am having a running feud with my current supplier over their charges and overall crappy service. They have responded by cutting my speed down to just a crawl above dial-up.If any of you are interested..(yeah name is Madasafish...stay well away from them, they are nothing but a con. Anyhoo..hope to get a new provider soon, and be back up to to speak. So don't think that, because I've not left any comments lately, I am ignoring just takes soooooo long to post anything at the moment. Thanks for all your great comments, keep them coming, and Keep the faith. cheers...your friend Adam
Blog Series Of "completely Normal & Mature Conversations" (trust Me, U Might Get A Kick Out Of It!)
SimplyGC94x: Back SimplyGC94x: For a few anyway SimplyGC94x: And now you're not there -_- FetusXwXbbq: yes i am SimplyGC94x: Oh SimplyGC94x: Hello again SimplyGC94x: lol FetusXwXbbq: I'm having problems with my nails typing.. patience will get u through life so chill SimplyGC94x: lol SimplyGC94x: I used to be patient SimplyGC94x: Though over the past 2 years I've lost of a lot of it SimplyGC94x: I'm no longer patiently waiting for a female to be a part of my life and it all stems down from there SimplyGC94x: lol FetusXwXbbq: I'm looking for free printable certificates that I can put something along the lines of The Greatest Mother award but at the bottom it will be written that she will be mine and my sisters maid till it comes to the time we have to wipe her ass when she gets old SimplyGC94x: So where is the problem? The maid part or the ass wiping part? SimplyGC94x: =P FetusXwXbbq: finding a free damn printable certificate.. it's all li
Kat Is My Life!!!
Stupid Laws....
-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.) -- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. -- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.) -- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. -- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms. -- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. -- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must alw
Why is it that when your world is falling apart no one ever seems to be around? Friends/family are never able to be reached and god love the friends you do reach... who want to help but are unable to. They at least are supportive and kind and care. Im so tired of fighting with people and trying to figure out my life. I prayed yesterday for the first time in a long time and got a 7 day eviction notice this morning. I wonder sometimes why i try so hard. And let me say this before anyone starts anymore shit here! I WANT NOTHING FROM ANYONE HERE! I am just venting and crying and trying not go insane without anyone to talk to but this goddamn computer. Do i sound cynical, untrusting ...well yeah i have my reasons. My life has been horrific since i came to Texas with one issue after another and im tired. So very tired of waking up each morning to climb another mountain, put out another fire, and generally try to defend myself and my life to the world. Repeating the same iss
Ohhh, Blogs!
Howdy friends, I have posted a handful of pics of the new swimming pool. Anyone who wants to drop by and say hi is more than welcome! Guy Your Famous Last Words Will Be: "Nice doggy." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
PITBULL GENOCIDELETS STOP MAN'S BEST FRIEND FROM BECOMING ONE OF MAN'S RECENT MEMORIESThere is currently a bill going through that will ban the dog breed pitbulls from the United states. A breed who has gotten a very bad name, of all dog bites from all breeds of dogs, pitbulls rated number 4 FROM THE BOTTOM. So to eradicate a species based on something that is not the fault of its own, like any animal it learns to adapt to its environment. Any one who owns a pit bull know that he breed is one of loving and caring nature.Breed / Percentage of BitesMixed Breeds - 34%Shepherds - 7%Labs - 7%Rottweilers - 6%Boxers - 4%Chows - 3%Pit Bulls - 2%As you can see, pit bulls are extremely low on the list compared to other breeds which do not have the negative reputation which society has given pit bulls. Approximately 77% of all dogs pass the temperment test, while a whopping 95% of pitbulls pass. As a breed the pitbull does better on the temperment test than retrievers, labs, dalmations, and almo
Loafin Around
So, I understand that there are some Christians who are refusing the HPV vaccine to their children because it promotes premarital sex. I tend to not think that it promotes premarital sex, so much as prevents Cervical Cancer. Christian Doctors are refusing to check out Non-Christian patients, and Christian Pharmacists are refusing certain things and in some cases refusing to give non-christians their perscriptions. Why is this? In the case of the HPV vaccine, is it because Christians think that it's Gods will for people to die a slow, horribly painful death as their own body feasts upon itself until theres nothing left to give? And in the other two cases, do Christian Doctors and Pharmacists think that only Christians deserve medical treatment? That only Christians deserve the pills that keep them functioning? Back when I was a Catholic, and went to Catholic school, we sang a song at mass called "You'll know we are Christians (by our love)." Doesn't that seem a bit contradictor
Stuff About Me
Interview Day well it is interview day for me. im sitting here with about an hour untill i go in for my interview for a better position in my company. i love my current job, but after 2 years i have really done about all i can with it. there isnt really anywhere to go as no supervsor positions are availble. over the last week i have lost sleep, worried, and made myself a wreck with self doubt and anxiety. why? i know deep down im a good worker and that i have done a good job over the last 3 years. i know i can do pretty much anything if i work at it. so why worry myself? i think a little anxiety is a good thing. keeps us on our toes and helps focus us. the most important thing to remember is to not let it overwhelm you. i worried for a few days and lost sleep over it because i focused too much on the fact that i really need this promotion. what i should have, and finally did do is focus on the fact that i deserve this and just have to show them im interested. always try to f
i think everyone should wish me a happy v-day cause i am snowed in my house and want some love
A Soldier Returned Home
>>>>One of my sons serves in the military. He is stationed >> >>>>stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday >> >>>>to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to >> >>>>him and his troops everywhere they go. >> >>>>Telling me how people shake their hands and thank them >> >>>>for being willing to serve and fight, not only our own >> >>>>freedoms but so that others may have them too. >> >>>> > >> >>>>Then he told me about an incident in the grocery store >> >>>>he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the >> >>>>base. He said that several people were in the line >> >>>>ahead of him, including a woman dressed in a >> >>>>burkha. >> >>>> > >> >>>>He said when she got to the cashier, she made a loud >> >>>>remark about the U.S. Flag, lapel pin, the cashier >> >>>>wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched >> >>>>the pin and said, "Yes, I always wear it proudly, >> >>>>because I'm an American." >> >>>> > >> >>>>The wo
That's Life
A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and Nobody minds if you exchange: When one door of happiness closese another opens but often we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, But it's also true that we don't know what we've we been missing until it arrives....... When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you were smiling, live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Today Sucks
so i have to work MORE with the retard i spoke of in my last blog. GREAT. JUST what i wanted. the oil company just called me. i was supposed to be on a payment plan for my last delivery. i'm not. they want $250. i don't have it. my car died last friday. 200$ to fix it. i would have been able to pay the oil people, too. i'm annoyed. and ready to bite someone's head off. any volunteers? :) god.bless.MIDOL.
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Fantasy Fulfilled
Night, candles are lit; shadows dancing on the wall. Window is open for a cool breeze. Sweat is glistening on our skin. My hands are on your chest; my head is thrown back as light moans escape my mouth. I rock back and forth on your hard cock, feeling it deep inside of me; squeezing your chest tighter and tighter. I bend down to kiss you softly but passionately; tongues searching each other out. Your hands are running up and down back. I shiver as a breeze feels cool on my hot flesh. Your hands play in my hair as the kiss gets more intense. I moan in your mouth as my clit rubs on your hot flesh. You roll me over on my back, kissing my neck, my shoulders. Slowly you slide in and out of me; my fingers gently scratching down your back. Your tongue circles my nipples; my back arches as you thrust deeper. Biting my nipples and pulling on them. I dig my nails into you, begging for more; begging for the pain with the pleasure. You rise up, scratching down my stomach. Grabbing my thighs; p
A Little Annoyed...
An excellent fruit cake that cuts into thin, moist slices. Use only the best fruits and nuts for superior results. Old-Fashioned Holiday Fruit Cake 1 pound candied pineapple, cut into thin match-stick strips 1 pound candied citron, cut into thin match-stick strips 8 ounces candied cherries, quartered 1 (11-ounce) package currants 1 pound dates, pitted and coarsely chopped 1 pound light figs, coarsely chopped 1 pound pecans, coarsely chopped 1 cup water 1/2 granulated sugar 1 tablespoon corn syrup 3 tablespoon lemon juice 1/2 cup peach juice 3 1/3 cups all-purpose flour 1 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon allspice 1 teaspoon ground cloves 1 teaspoon baking soda 2 teaspoons salt 2 cups butter 1 cup plus 2 tablespoons packed brown sugar 1 cup plus 2 tablespoons granulated sugar 12 large eggs, beaten Milk for brushing 1/2 cup light molasses Glaze (
HEY GUYS...... Go ahead and catch DREAMCATCHER up because Im ahead and I got some others helping me out so bomb her like crazy!! OK FOR THOSE WHO IVE HELPED LEVEL OR BOMB HERE IS THE TIME I NEED SOME HELP HERE IS THA LINK TO MY PIC BLOW IT UP!!!
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Fantasy Football League
i will be an idol rate my stash please i will rate u This Is my Starting Line Up this Week QB • Tom Brady • NE RB • Ronnie Brown • MIA RB • Warrick Dunn • ATL RB • Willis McGahee • BAL WR • Marvin Harrison • IND WR • Torry Holt • STL TE • Heath Miller • PIT PK • Jeff Wilkins • STL Def • Tampa Bay Buccaneers • TB These are my Bench Players Below QB • Alex D. Smith • SF RB • Chris Brown • TEN RB • Ron Dayne • HOU WR • Darrell Jackson • SF WR • Mark Clayton • BAL WR • Matt Jones • JAC TE • Randy McMichael • STL PK • John Kasay • CAR Def • Jacksonville Jaguars • JAC This Is my Starting Line Up this Week QB • Tom Brady • NE RB • Warrick Dunn • ATL RB • Willis McGahee • BAL WR • Marvin Harrison • IND WR • Torry Holt • STL WR • Darrell Jackson • SF TE • Heath Miller • PIT PK • Jeff Wilkins • STL Def • Jacksonville Jaguars • JAC These are my Bench Players Below QB • Alex D. Smith • SF RB • Chris Brown • TEN RB • Ron Dayne • HOU RB • Ronnie
Well i have been talkin to this one guy and we seemed to hit it off well we have been just you now chillin here and there well i played it cool... everyoce in awhile i would drop hints that i wasnt talkin to other guys and i was trying to begood and show him i cared well slowly my heart got into it. dont know when or hoow but it did and tonight it got ripped out and stoped on wow it hurt... worst than when my ex husban cheated on me and got her pregant when i was pregnate. well i work at a bar and he supposealy can up there to see me and well about 4 drinks later he is lockin lip with another girl, at my work and in my face almost. so i am stuck now what did i do to get that? -------------""Girls-------------- -----------are like apples------ -------on trees. The best ones----- -----are at the top of the tree.----- ---The boys dont want to reach--- --for the good ones because they-- -r afraid of falling and getting hurt.- -Instead, they get the rotten apples- from the ground th
Let's Show Fubars Next Upcomin Godfather Luv
come help & show some fubar luv for one of the next fubar godfathers. gifts & prises for the ones who add/fan . then either 500 pic rates & those who add 500 rates/comments will get u more. ur also gonna see luv added back to your page as well. send private messages to let me know. ty for all the luv $r Whi+e Knigh+~Confederate Bombers(mod)~Git R Done Rebels (repost of original by '~Blondie~Slave 2 $r Whi+e Knigh+~D S C~' on '2007-09-07 20:05:14') (repost of original by '$r Whi+e Knigh+~Confederate Bombers(mod)~Git R Done Rebels' on '2007-09-07 20:15:59') (repost of original by 'crazy1_79' on '2007-09-09 04:04:58') lets help add some luv to one of our next Godfathers . plus he's one one the best friends / family that anyone could have . plus he always comes back to all his family / friends / fans to give luv back . lets show him lots of fubar holiday luv & send him to GodFather by Christmas . $r Whi+e Knigh+~Git R Done Rebels~Confederate Bombers(mod) Mickey an
>> The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, >> >> I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. >> >> My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, >> >> My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. >> >> >> Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, >> >> Transforming the yard to a winter delight. >> >> The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, >> >> Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. >> >> >> My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, >> >> Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. >> >> In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, >> >> So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. >> >> >> The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, >> >> But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. >> >> Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the >> >> sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. >> >> >> My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, >> >> And I crept to the door just to see who was near. >> >> Standing out in t
About Me
I love music all kinds from the extremly weird to the all not to out there. It doesn't take someone smart to see that my music list on my list is here as well as there. Music fules my soul I dont know what I would do with out it. I love to listen to stuff that is mainly underground music. Stuff you most likely will not hear on the radio. Sometimes I'm in the mood for something kind of dark yet danceable so I put on Blutengle, Combichrist, Hocico, Depeche Mode, Synthetic Divison if I want to rock out I put on Bella Morte or 23 Rainy days, Iron Butterfly, Ozzy and so forth, Lately in my car I have been listing to The Buena Vista Social Club ( Cuban music) as well as the Dresdon Dolls (punk Cabaret) The Ditty Bops ( a bit of sixties music with a bit of swing to it) or some other style of music. It's not uncommon to see me in the car singing The Nightmare Before Christmas or Elton John. Lately the child has gotten into Queen and other great things such as David Bowie. If you read this blo
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The Abuser
That when you are in need of your best friend and need her for some mental support she isnt able to talk to you or even notice you but when she needs your help she wont stop bugging you till you have given your last breath on the subject she is dealing with? at times i just wish i would have never met some people in this world and then i would have to deal with this crap i am going through! i do care about my best friend but i feel she is just not there enough for me when i need a friend, She always shows up online when she needs help from me,but i cant seem to reach her when i need help just once. Tired of the ABUSER Current mood: neglected Category: Life I have been beat once again and this time i have made it public! I have hid this for so long and I am done today 12/15/07 at 1:30 pst I once again have been beat on by the jerkass and i am through i am tired of him placing his hand on me in an unwated way,pulling my hair,and leaving brusies on me so just for fare warni
Your Awakening.....thank You Ac1d_eyez
Our paths have crossed and your heart desires me "but you live in fear" We've talked , we've laughed and even cried together and your heart desires me, "but you live in fear" We have had intimate moments and now you desire to feel my flesh next to yours and your heart desires me "but you live in fear" You know I have accepted you for you and will always love you freely,unconditionally and always give you what your worth,and your heart desires me "but you live in fear" You want me there to hold you, to be your best friend, to take care of you , to wipe the tears away, to respect you, to love you, to care for you as well as your kids, to make love to you, to go for long walks with, to enjoy every aspect of life, to run to when your scared, to dump all yoour burdens on when you feel the world just dont care, to just be your every thing for all eternity as if our souls have collided, so you can give to me your heart, mind, body, and soul and your heart desires me, "but
Up 4 Auction
See this girl right here
Tales From My Ballsack!!!
On average, I would say there are anywhere between, 3 and 10 complaints a week written about me. It’s like there is a portion of the Fubar blogging community that has formed a complaint box in my honor. The hilarious part is how they fail to realize that all they do is continue to keep the buzz of Tales From My Ball Sack alive. There are leisure gentleman and trailer trash in heels type bloggers that would kill for that kind of buzz. (Thanks by the way!) Consensus: Pacey is an asshole Thanks for heads up! The sky is blue and shit smells bad too. In order to write some of the stuff I write, you have to be an asshole. So, I decided that I would dissect some of the things that make me an asshole, and share them directly with the "mindless sheep" (you the readers that bitch) who read this blog in an effort to help you examine why the fuck you guys just refuse to unclick the friendship button. I objectify women- This is my favorite. In case you live in a cave you are
The Old Me
ok so heres the facts straight up and real... I am so fucken sick of ppl walken all ova me mistaken my motha fucken kindness for weakness... Im fed up, irritated to the point of tears..No its not my motha fucken hormones...Its fake ass bitches n playa wanna be's and im DONE! So here we go Turnen back into the old motha fucken Melissa...The Melissa i was before i left NC the Melissa that made full grown men cry and lil bitches tremble in fear...U want my man? Come and get him bitch cuz i garantee u wont be walken anytime soon...U want my son? Step up bitch...I can tell alot of u bitches wanna be me the fact of the matter is u can neva be me...U aint me so stop trying... My attitude is dememner is back most of all MOTHA FUCKEN MELISSA is back...Best believe i dont take shit...If u dont like it kick motha fucken rocks...or imma kick ya ass... Im motha fucken out! OK I AM GOING TO POINT A FEW THINGS OUT THAT I THINK ARE HYPROCRITICAL....LIKE MAJORLY...IM NOT WRITING MAD.
All Or Nothing
ters haters everywhere best beware for you dont know the shit I can pull no matter what I do you reamin the fool like they say your making me famous oh those wonderful haters like mommy like daughter I am way to strong to falter for I remain an uptown fighter, see while you try to build me down your really making me stronger, I am going to stay dope boy fresh while these wicked things intwine and mesh you can have all the kids you want you will reaine one distant memory, an infamous point in history , down for lies and bullshit,rape drugs and one more hit, unhappy lives always need company paint he picture for one day it will all be washed away and till that day Ill sit down and wait while all there is left to do is cry just remeber its not through my eyes hater haters everywhere best beware CUZ THIS BITCH JUST DONT CARE I DID THIS THINKING IT WOULD COME OUT DIFFERENT TO MY SURPRISE IT DIDN'T AND I LAUGHED GeminiIndividuals born under this sign are
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.i can't sleep without the tv on 2. i am a gadget geek 3. i pace when i talk on the phone 4. i draw a blank when you say its a test, totally forget my own name. 5. i twirl my hair 6. i mess up words and sing way off key on purpose 7. i don't step on cracks or lines when walking. 8. i HATE peanut butter 9. i have a crazy scar on the back of my ear where they stapled my ear back to my head 10. i like boys with tattoos
I am in a contest for a VIP my very first-- if u could and would help me please -all help would be greatly appreciated thank u in advance heres the link
I can't thank my friends and a number of the Shadow Levelers for all the help they gave me in leveling up to GodPappy! Even though I didn't say anything to anyone, SOMEONE blabbed and many of you came with comments and rates and blingies in hand to drop them on my page. Thank you very, very much. :D I am afraid I don't know if I got back to all of you that helped, or not, but I hope I did.
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Family List
from now on anyone in my family i will keep there as long as i am in the other persons family i value my friends and i value the extra special who i put there but if im not valued as such i will no longer have anyone there that doesnt value me!
Some Of My Favorite Songs.
Moon hangs around A blade over my head Reminds me what to do before I'm dead Night consumes light And all I dread Reminds me what to do before I'm dead The sun reclines Eats my mind Reminds me what to leave behind Light eats night And all I never said Reminds me what to do before I’m… To see you To touch you To see you To touch you Epochs fly, reminds me What I hide, reminds me The desert skies Cracks the spies Reminds me what I never tried The ocean wide salted red Reminds me what to do before I’m… To see you To touch you To feel you To tell you The sun reclines - remind me The desert skies - remind me The ocean wide salted red Reminds me what to do before I’m… Echo: See you Touch you Feel you Tell you By Kidney Thieves Now even though I try to play it off. I'm thinking bout you all day long and I can't wait for shorty to come through From your lips and back up to your eyes My hands on your hips when w
I got this on my messenger!!!!! garrett woxalec: hello NYHA who is this? garrett woxalec: Hey Nyha NYHA who is this!? garrett woxalec: This is difficult for me to do because I'm shy..but I have a crush on you, i have been sending you emails but no response NYHA I said who the hell is this! u have 2 seconds or ur blocked! garrett woxalec: I've never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was. garrett woxalec: With that said, I want you to guess who I am, and approach me yourself. garrett woxalec: To help you out with your guessing I made a few pictures and videos with "Nyha" written on my body. garrett woxalec: They're kind of risque photos so I had to make a profile at and post them there garrett woxalec: did you get my last IM about the riscque photos? if you didnt get the link visit it in my yahoo profile garrett woxalec: My username in the members area is "NyhaandME09" (It's a fr
The Climb
I can almost see it. that dream I'm dreaming, but there's a voice inside of my head, tellin you'll never reach it every step I'm takin every move I make feels lost in no direction, my faith is shakin but I gotta keep tryin gotta keep my head held high The struggles I'm facing the changes I'm taking sometimes they knock me down, but no I'm not breaking I may not know where, but these are the moments that I'm gonna remember most I've just gotta keep goin, and I gotta be strong just keep pushing on, but There's always gonna be another mountain I'm always gonna wanna make it move always gonna be an uphill battle sometimes I'm gonna have to lose ain't about how fast I get there ain't about what's waitin' on the other side it's a climb
Not Your Normal Dictionary
  ADULT:  A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born  and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.   TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Something other people have.  I have character lines.      
Beware these wordsFor, if the emotion is genuine when spoken and that feeling is returned,You will be blessed to be bind in joy and ecstasy to comeBeware this phraseFor, if the aim is deception in order to steal one’s virtue and that affection is vapid or emptyYou will be cursed with the pain from the illicit lust sought and receivedBeware this statementFor, no matter the desire in your soul or the ambition seething in your flesh,You will be changed no matter the time or seasonThese words are only three, but, they wield power regardlessSo, take care when used
" Talk To Me " By Buckcherry
I want everybody to stop what they're doing. Now if you know you're with somebody you're gonna take the hotel room tonight, make some noise... Meet me at the hotel room [x4] [Chorus] Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room. [x2] We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn. [x4] She like that freaky stuff, 2 in the oh! and 1 in the ah!, that kinky stuff, you nasty, but I like your type and like TI its whatever you like. Bring your girls its whatever tonight, your man just left, i'm the plumber tonight, i'll check your pipes, oh, you the healthy type. Well, here goes some egg whites. Now gimme that sweet, that nasty that gushy stuff, let me tell you what we gon do. 2 + 2, i'm gon undress you. Then we're gonna go 3 and 3 you gon' undress me. Then we're gon' go 4 and 4, we gon' freak some more, but first! [Chorus] after party in the hotel lobby, then we off to the room like vroom! put them fingers in your mouth uh
Scavenger Hunts
ok so here are the rules they have to be funny and they have to be something that would be considered nsfw none of that safe for work shit lol
I feel the anger rise up in me The same anger That makes me bleed Inside In my heart and in my soul Killing me With soft whispers of hate Softly, deeply But quickly my blood flows Outwards, pouring Showing its true power to the world Slowly but surely It destroys me I am not it But it has become me Angry is all I seem to feel lately Why can’t I just once be free From the anger that’s trapped inside me The anger which you provide The anger which you create The anger that’s inside me now Only at me it eats The only emotion we ever shared Was anger The only words we ever said Were yelled Why can’t you accept me the way I am The way I want to be Instead of turning me into somebody else The person you wished you could be I am not you And never will be Your thoughts are your own So how can I know what you’re thinking? I can’t But you expect me to You yell and scream and hate For I can’t read your mind Though I tr
The Naughty Box
Special Stuff.
The Contents of a Special Day: A nice breakfast by the bay. An introduction. A visit home. Meeting friends. A not-so-happy, but necessary mission. A relaxing long walk and talk together. A special reward for a deserving child. A reluctant parting. A fervent hope that almost all will be repeated soon.
The Seraph's Heart
"I won't believe in heaven or hellNo saints, no sinners, no devil as wellNo pearly gates, no thorny crownYou're always letting us humans downThe wars you bring, the babes you drownThose lost at sea and never foundAnd it's the same the whole world 'roundThe hurt I see helps to compoundThat father, son and holy ghostIs just somebody's unholy hoaxAnd if you're up there you'll perceiveThat my heart's here upon my sleeveIf there's one thing I don't believe in its you dear god!!"  by xtc
My Daddy
you never said you im leaving you never said goodbye you were gone before i knew it and only god knows why there are no words to tell you just what i feel inside the shock.the hurt.the anger might gradually subside a million times ill need you a million times ill cry if love alone could have saved you you would have never died in life i loved you dearly in death i love you still in my heart you hold a place that no one could ever fill it broke my heart to lose you but you didnt go alone for a part of me went with you the day god took you home things will never be the same and all though it hurt so bad i will smile whenever i hear your name and be proud you were my dad   in loving memory of my daddy 1952_2011
Why Married Women Should Avoid A Girls Night Out Once Married..
   The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.Around 3 a..m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-wittedsolution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoosMIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckooclock.'When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times
Some Day
Sometimes we are caught So unexplainably sweetly Completely by surprise At the blessings that come Into our lives. I wouldn't trade one smile, Not one single thought of you For anything in the world. Knowing I have you Right by my side Makes every tomorrow Seem to shine brighter.   I didnt even know we could do blogs on fubar lol. Sometimes I wonder, Am I broken? Because this pain Throbbing and dull And never ever ending Pulses through me constantly And the thought of missing you Crushes the breath out of me All I want, All I ever wanted, Was a chance to tell you How much I love you Say goodbye Hold your hand Kiss you one more time. And I ache Cause I feel your loss Just like i did So many years ago. Wish it would just end. Rest in peace Darling mother of mine! Know that you are cherished And loved, and missed beyond compare.
My Fukked Up Thoughts
I think I'm past the point of caring. It's not like I matter to anyone. Honestly would anybody REALLY care if I was no longer here ? My life is meaningless. My existence is pointless. I can't help but feel my life has no more use than a rain drop in the ocean. Does anybody understand how utter loneliness can totally overwhelm you ? Can they comprehend what it feels like when nobody wants you ? Why bother fighting for a life that's really no life at all ? When you don't matter, is there really any reason to continue ? When you're nothing at all maybe you should just quit. Maybe after everything is said & done .... maybe I'm done.   I am human. I am frail & weak. I have my faults. I am not perfect. I wear many different emotional masks. Sometimes I am happy. Sometimes I am full of despair. Sometimes I am enraged. Sometimes I am terrified.       Now that we got that out of the way, let us begin.   Hi, my name is Dave & I'm an @$$hole. I know, I know .... old news. So maybe I shoul
Just Me
Hello all. I'm new to the blogging thing. Forgive me if I do something wrong. I wanted to say Ty to the folks that came by and said Hi. I really appreciate that. I tend to be the type that has a hard time at a party. I stay to the back and try to blend in. Too many times I've been shot down, usually just for saying hi. Oh well. Once people actually get to know ME they usually find I'm a pretty nice guy. So how about some folks get to know me and not my outside. You might be surprised. Some of my friends on here have been asking if everything is ok. Some of you really don't give a rotund rodent's rear end. Well I'll tell you what the biggest issue is. I am deeply, and madly in love with someone that I can't even touch, hold, caress, or even hug. She is now 5776 miles away from me. We talk when we can and burn up the email like crazy. We got to spend quite a bit of time together before she had to leave . She actually accepted me for me, not what I could get her, not where I could take he
Rivers Of Rhyme
My molecular structure inducted by the laws of Physics Time to AstroPlane Multi-Dimension Multiple Visits So Exquisite as I deposit every lyric I ask who is it? Is it God or I who spits it? Now I think I truly found my divinity definition I’m just a mortal soul in this mortal world with mortal repetition At least I was until my soul and ego had a collision Astral Nuclear fission changed the vision on my decision I decided to own no ego and own no soul I became my soul now the Numbers burn to Flow The intensity could burn away the World’s Core Density But what I invent to see will change the World’s Destiny My mission is to Connect with the thoughts that I Collect Then I Write em and Record em so you can play em on ya deck Connectin minds with Rhyme meaning yours to mine But my mind and your mind is one mind on the same line But this time I find My sign in your mind Drop time, the decline can’t touch the divine Behind ya face is a brain, ya process of thought A
Out of curiousity, I would like to know what you think would be a cool thing to do to my profile.. Angie@ CherryTAP This woman has become one of my dearest friends. Could we please help her become a more advanced cherry????? love ya'll Astra for those who would like photos manipulated.. I can do that.. here's the requirements.. You MUST send me a LARGE photo.. no less than 600 pixels. Give me and idea of how you'd like it to look. Thnx Dawlings, Astra
Just Bored Playing Around
jsut bored tinkering with my webcam lol if anyone wants to shout at me fill free 2 :) luv yall Four things you wonder about me 1. 2. 3. 4. Three things you like about me 1. 2. 3. Two things you don't like about me 1. 2. My best feature 1. Two things you want to do with me 1. 2. One word that describes me 1. One question for me 1. I dare you to repost this see how many people do this to you no one has commented on my pics taht much :( lol check them out if u already haven't :) c yall ;)
Of My Soul Mate
A celluloid dream on the silver screen Holding my attention with all that is seen Forcing me to acknowledge her heart Playing to my soul the greatest part Pulling me in with a glance and a smile Standing out from all others in her own style Deep sultry eyes that convey feelings so deep Into my soul this vision does leap She holds me and I stand transfixed in time A rapture that thrills and feels so sublime Desire to feel more as time does pass Need to be filled more as I watch the lass Knowing that too short our time will be I will just have to watch again this vision I see By R. Thomas Dinsmore You stir me so deep inside Now my feelings I can’t hide The flame burns out of control Now I don’t care about my soul Only the passion I hold for you Only You are the one who knew How desires we share can fan the flame That nothing of the world can tame Fires that forge two into one makes us forever till time is done To think you. To breathe you every day To long wh
Please Rate,comment, Fan, And Add Me
May you always have an angel by your side Watching out for you in all the things you do Reminding you to keep believing in brighter days Finding ways for your wishes and dreams to take you to beautiful places Giving you hope that is as certain as the sun Giving you the strength of serenity as your guide May you always have love and comfort and courage And may you always have an angel by your side May you always have an angel by your side Someone there to catch you if you fall Encouraging your dreams Inspiring your happiness Holding your hand and helping you through it all In all of our days, our lives are always changing Tears come along as well as smiles Along the roads you travel, may the miles be a thousand times more lovely than lonely May they give you the kind of gifts that never, ever end: someone wonderful to love and a dear friend in whom you can confide May you have rainbows after every storm May you have hopes to keep you warm And may
Why No One Will Fan Back
Erotic Stories I Wrote... What Do You Think?
Having so much trouble posting this story... Think it is too long for one post... Please read the entire story if I can get it posted... Would love suggestions to make it better... “The Barn” The door opens and I watch as a handsome, tall man enters wearing Wrangler jeans, a black t-shirt, rattle skin boots, and a black Stetson hat, and I just stared. The five o’clock shadow gives him such a masculine look. I knew he was coming tonight, but oh my, wasn’t quite ready for the presence that exuded from his walk. He spoke to many as he headed my way. I just waited patiently at the bar for his arrival, sipping on my drink. Ginger, my friend, and I continued our conversation. Within a few minutes, I felt his hands wrap around my waist from behind and his hot breath on the nape of my neck, and then his soft lips placed a kiss there. “Hello, darling,” he said in his rich warm voice. It sent shivers down my spine. I was in heaven. He took a seat next to me and ordered a beer.
Need Your Votes!!!
Ok we all help eachother out when we can so I am askin yall to please go and leave a comment or 2 or as many as you wish to for my friend in a contest I entered him in. I posted a bulletin about it and I have decided that I will also buy a 1 day blast for those who can get in 500 + votes in one shot. The blasts will be givin out the last day of the contest and if you make 500 votes please inform me right away so I know who actually did 500 votes and yes I will be counting. I really need my friends help with this one! Come send me some love and vote! vote! vote!
From Sun The 15th
Today was a really good day. And I'm not really sure why I think so. probably because the weather decided to calm down a bit and be "pleasant". As I write this i've had 4 hrs sleep in the last 40 hrs but im surprisingly wide awake. Worked a night shift at the hospital for my sons mom last night and thats how you end up being tired and wide awake at the same time. The weather ended up being beautiful tonight. So I took Aiden to the park (which was pretty empty ...weird) and his mom joined us soon after. So were swinging on the swings ..the adult ones at Franklyn Field... and Aiden is on his moms lap facing her and the swinging almost makes him fall asleep... his head buried on her shoulder.. and I realize that this is what lifes about.. Things dont always turn out the way you plan but it's still possible to be happy with the way things are. Not to get all misty, but thats what makes everything else you go through in life worth it. That split second you look over and realize what a sp
I'm holding my very first Fubar Auction! The highest bidder will receive the following: 9 minute TOTALLY nsfw video Access to a folder of photos that no one else does (also nsfw) Ownership in my display name for 1 month Fan/Friend/Family Rates of all photos & Profile during happy hour Pimpout on my profile for one month Permanent pimpout in my blog The Rules 1. No drama 2. You bid must be in the comments section of my profile 3. Your bid must be higher than the last bid Bidding will continue until Friday, December 14th @ 7:59PM. Bidding begins at 100,000. Good Luck Everyone Miss Athena Hollow
The Little Blue Demon In Me.
The little one has come for me what shall I do, for I see the madness He brings with him. I cannot let Him do it. I must run hide go to the ends of the earth. I must run for eternity so He cannot posses me but why why me I did nothing to deserve this. I must face Him and reason with Him. "why" "why" now He has me His control is so strong now I'm starting to loose all hope it's getting darker, and darker I'm loosing my self my hart grows cold and now I know what must be dun but is There another way. I must end us for he will not just go away. But I cannot do it I'm not strong enough and now he is in control. I can feel the hate flowing in my vanes, what evil is this? I don't hate but why Duse He make me hate at least I still have love He cannot take that from me. Maybe love is what it takes to beat Him. Yes love, I will love Him and see what happens..... Shining through the darkness Cutting through the night Flying on angelic wings Waiting for the fight But still, I hate you
My Poetry
As I sit here with tears in my eyes I don't know if he'll ever realize. The pain that I feel is because I remember The change that occurred that day in December. Thats when I met this fabulous guy Could I get him to notice me, I was sure going to try. We fell into lust and then into love We were perfect together, like a ball and a glove. For two years we laughed and suffered no pain Then God knows why, everything started to change. Our happy little home became aggresive and mean There was not much laughter or love to be seen. Now as I sit here with tears in my eyes I can see that I am losing him, my fabulous guy. Written by: Gina C. January~~~~~~2001 ***Warrior To Lord*** (February 14th 2002) There was warrior many years ago That a lovely peasant girl wished to know. He was the enemy in manys eyes But to this girl, he was her hero in disguise. He walked into her life all dressed in black With a promise to enjoy and never look back. He
A spark, A flame, A heart, A name, A breath, A voice, Real love, No choice, A body, A soul, Devoured, Eaten whole, A warmth, A fire, Seduction, Desire, A passion, In flower, A lust, Raw power, Heart on heart, Lips on lips, Breath on face, Hips on hips, Little Nibbles, Love bites, Deeper meaning, New heights, Hunger sated, restful sleep, Gentle breathing, Dream deep. I am a spider... By Susan Riley I have several personas... like the legs of a spider... all part of me... but leading in different directions... I have a different one for each type of person I meet... and the people close to me have seen them all... Happy and caring,sad and compassionate.. Indifferent,disinterested.... Nasty,cruel and disrespectful... All make up who I am... What I am like.. Me... I am either loved or hated... nothing in between... mostly loved I am happy to say.. but feel the hatred when it is around me... I pity those who hate me... and give them
My Mom
Some of you who are close to me know that my mom is very ill. She has been diagnosed with Parkins Desease and Bi Polar. She was rushed to the ER last night with a 104.4 fever. She is in a deep sleep and un responsive at this time. She is only 67 years old and has many other health issues. I was offline for a while due to her health. I am asking for all my Friends to come together and Pray have my Mother in your thoughts. Sorry for any spelling errors I am not at my best right now. They are running more test , but this is belived that the meds he was on for the Bi Polar might have done this. I will update more when I know. Thank you all. Luvs to u all...... just to let you all know why i am not on much. my parents are both very sick. my mother is going to a nursing home u can read my other blogs about her to find out why. her brain waves are even slower now with the dimencia . that means its setting in quicker than we thoutht. i can't imagine the day that my own mother looks at me and
A Woman And Her Dog
A woman has a dog who snores in his sleep, so she goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dogs testicles and he will stop snoring. A few hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as usual. Finally, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon, ties it around the dog's testicles and surely enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed. Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him too. She goes to the closet once again, grabs another piece of ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him. The woman sleeps very soundly. The next morning, the husband wakes up very hung over. He stumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue
Of Interest To Me, And Possibly Others
Every once in a while someone may share their personal opinion about something with you, and at that time you really don’t share their same view. You can’t honestly say “I know how you feel” because your outlook is quite different. A while back a close friend of mine, whom I used to see on a regular basis, and don’t see nearly as much as I’d like to these days, made a comment that just struck me while at work today. On Mondays I work at a convenience store. The wages suck, however, I do get paid similar to politicians and lawyers in the sense that I get paid to lie and show false concern. I wonder…can a person be considered two-faced for having the ability to display a content outside image, while inside they are really quite the opposite? My idea of a two-faced person is someone who acts differently around certain people, or in particular situations, than they do in the company of others. In high school I clearly remember these types of people. Great, I’ve grown up to be someo
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Infinity And The Aleph Numbers
in·fin·i·ty Pronunciation: in-'fi-n&-tE Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural -ties 1 a : the quality of being infinite b : unlimited extent of time, space, or quantity : BOUNDLESSNESS 2 : an indefinitely great number or amount 3 a : the limit of the value of a function or variable when it tends to become numerically larger than any preassigned finite number b : a part of a geometric magnitude that lies beyond any part whose distance from a given reference position is finite c : a transfinite number (as aleph-null) 4 : a distance so great that the rays of light from a point source at that distance may be regarded as parallel As found at The infinity symbol 8 in several typefaces.The word infinity comes from the Latin infinitas or "unboundedness." It refers to several distinct concepts (usually linked to the idea of "without end" or "bigger than the biggest thing you can think of") which arise in philosophy, mathematics, and theology. In popular usa
As none of you know (cause I never said anything) I haven't been to work in 2 weeks (Xmas vacation)and damn, I can almost get used to it. I was able to keep busy with my horse, fubar, and some home things. Getting up at 8 or 9 in the morning was unheard of for me, so now knowing I have to get my sorry ass up at 4:30 AM tomorrow, I'm soooo not looking forward to it . How the hell am I gonna get to sleep at a decent hr.? bleh Anyway,I'm really gonna miss being on fubar in the morning,I love saying good morning to everyone (That's when everyone's nice) :P thank you whoever read my boring rant about absolutely nothing and have a great NY OK, it's a bit long, but it's worth it! ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS. Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was ou
Have you had a friend, especially a friend with benefits? How do you tell them things? Personal things, or even things that you're afraid to bring up? Do you get anxiety attacks? Do your nerves freeze up in fear? Does you stomach tighten and hurt? Mine does. How do you go from FWB, to something else, something more, something deeper, especially when you're afraid to speak your mind. Not that you are afraid of your friend, not by any means, but afraid of the consequence if what you say is taken wrong, or they can't or won't, feel the same way. I get attached to people, perhaps I open my heart too easily, but there it is. You're afraid to change the status quo because a) you don't know how to tell them that you'd be willing to be more (if that is how your friendship grows) or b) because they will take it wrong and walk away (just like everyone else has) I'm tired of the 'fly by night guys', I want someone more steady, someone that wants to be with me, and not just for the sex, but bec
The testimony that I'm about to give is about my Mom. I have my own but my mom's is truly God's grace and how he shows how he can work in our lives. In the past three years my Mom has had several serious injuries and illnesses. My mom has always been in a deep walk with God all her life and has been a very spiritual woman. I can’t tell you how many times she has read the Bible through. She attended Bible study on a regular bases and had one on one meetings with our pastor to help her try to understand what God was trying to tell us. I tell you this not to impress you but to try to give you an understanding what she is like. The following is what has happened in the past 3 years. In June of2005 she was at a local store and tripped and fell, resulting in a broken hip. Was taken to the hospital and in 4 weeks was able to leave. But with the hip she could not return to her home and had to give up her car. I moved her in some senior apartments down where I live here in Murrayvill
Hey i need 30000 rates and comments in a month to get a Happy Hour. please help me out, just click on the pic it will take u to it. Thanks for the luv and help. this women is awesome to be friends with she is always haveing giveaways and gives her friends stuff fan/rate/add her and in the friend request tell her i sent you please Stephanie Lynn@ fubar ok i am going to have a contest, 5000 fubucks to all the get 2500 rates/comments. The one that gets the most will get a 3 month VIP and 7 day blast, 2nd place will get 7 day blast, 3rd place will get a 3 day blast, 4th place will get a 1 day blast. The contest will begin Saturday 1-19 at 11am CST and end 2-2 at 11am CST. if you want to be in it send me a link to the pic u want to use in a private message. You have from now til sat at 8am CST to enter. Good Luck to Everyone.
Smack This Bitch!!!
I got tagged by my lovely friend Ems Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) My favorite cereal is Corn Pops. 2) My worst habit is smoking! (cigarettes) 3) I played football, baseball, and wrestling in High school. 4) My favorite past times is fishing and martial arts. 5) My favorite place to go and relax is the Blue Ridge Mountains in Front Royal Virginia. 6) My worst childhood memory is my parents divorcing. 7) One thing I would like to change about myself is my weight. 8) I am obsessed with sharks due to being bitten by one at the age of ten. 9) My favorite car is a 1985 Monte Carlo SS. 10) The most hilarious thing to ever happen t
Contest Blogs
I'm Hosting a Pick your Prize Giveaway!! I enjoyed Molly's giveaway so much last month, Ive decided to host one of my own. There will only be one winner per prize--so get your entries in early. All Prizes will be given out at the end of the giveaway on May 2cd. You must fullfill the requirements to get the prize. OMLY THREE PRIZES REMAIN OPEN: AS PROMISED NO INTERESTED IN THE 30 OR THE 3 DAY BLAST HAS MADE WAY FOR 3 NEW PRIZES: (2) 1 MONTH VIPS & (1) GIFT BLING PAK here are the prizes I am offering: (2) 7 day blast--25,000 comments (4) 1 month VIP--25,000 comments (5) 1 gift bling pak-- 20,000 comments Rates will count for 10 yup I said 10 comments!! Thats 11 Prizes-11 entries First come-First serve! So get your entries in asap--just send me a private message with a link to the pic you want to enter--can be any sfw picture you like to use-- and as soon as its posted to my giveaway album--Game on!! Sexygranny1967~Shadow Leveler~ S*U*P*~ & F*W*C* Greeter~Proud
Well I have decided to disappear for a few days from Fubar. I will pop in to check any messages or comments that maybe around but no lounge visit for me. I need that vacation away from all the drama and bullshit that goes on. I need to be true to myself and not be wrapped up on who is in there and if they even notice me as a person. For my Tasia family I luv ya's but I need a break. I need a reality check and my sanity For my true friends you know how to get ahold of me on YIM or by phone so get me there if you want to. See you all in a few days....Be Safe, Have Fun, and Play Naughty!!! Jusr wanted to let all my friends and family on here know that I will be deleting my Fubar account over the weekend. I have met some truly amazing people on here and have gained alot of good friends but my time on here has come to an end. With my career getting crazier and crazier I need to dedicate myself to my job and my family. With workin 60-80 hours a week I have very little t
Hh Contest Entrants All Get...
Well since I ended the Happy Hour contest early I have decided that all who entered the contest will get either a 7 day blast or a month VIP for their time and efforts. So ladies who entered my contest please contact me and let me know which one you want. I will not do them all at the same time but I will get to you in the order I am contacted and over the next two months all will get their prize! Also I will be hostine an auction with entry fee of 10,000 fu bucks soon so look for my blog about that and I will also have a bully about the auction. Thanks to everyone for being so understanding about the contest.
8 Year Anniversary
So for those who dont know, yesterday was my 8 yr anniversary. No its not a wedding anny or anything like that. May 13th, 2000 was the day that changed my life forever. However, im not sure whether good or bad. This is the first time that the day slipped by without me remembering which is nuts. I know yall are like "wtf are you talkin about?" I got into a bad car accident which broke my neck and paralyzed me for life. For those who care to read or take a glance heres the story: May 13th 2000 This is the newspaper article from my car accident. This is taken from the Greybull Standard in Greybull, Wy where i lived at the time on May 14th 2000. The following is the article incase you cant read the picture.***A one-vehicle rollover approximatly eight miles north of Greybull early Saturday morning sent two men, ages 18 and 19, to the intensive care unit of Deaconess Hospital in Bllings, where they are still hospitalized for injuries they substained in the mishap.Shawn Dickens
Own Me!
Do you have what it takes to own someone as crazy as me? Well let's find out! I'm looking for a new owner and I'm offering even more stuff than any of my other auctions! I have added even more than is what on the picture! Click the picture to go see what else I'm offering and place a bid!! *Note* Even MORE will be added if the bid gets even higher!!
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something
Dark Thunder And White Queen
Nothing ever looks the same After it is bathed in love White Queen prayed her silent prayer To the Creator, above Her heart had learned to smile, They both felt love and joy for a while. Why did Dark Thunder long for her in the night? Each memory of White Queen sent Dark Thunder heart in fight . Dark Thunder remembered White Queen sighs and her cries of delight. It was then Dark Thunder knew that for her love .. thier love.. he must flight. The wind blew gently across the land. White Queen remebered the touch of Dark Thunder hands. As the clouds moved slowly across the sky of blue. White Queen wondered did Dark Thunder Dream of her too. ? Love and Joy have ' Magic Powers.' White Queen longed for Dark Thunder's arms, hour after lonely hour . Her prayers were answered with his gentle love . White Queen knew that their prayers had been heard by the Creator above .
Tag You're It
JUST THOUGHT ID WRITE A BLOG TO ALL MY GOOD FRIENDS IVE MADE ON HERE UR ALL THE BEST AND IVE HAD AN AMAZING TIME ON HERE SINCE I JOINED AND I HOPE ONTINUES SO THANKS EVERYONE WHO IM FRIENDS WITH UR ALL THE BEST XXXXXXXXXXXXX ten things about me 1 love playboy 2 like westlife 3 cant sew or knit 4 love fubar as have great friends who are the best 5 cant swim 6 always bite my nails bad habit lol 7 tv addict i know not good lol 8 dont smoke or drink good girl me 9 like honest people not liars
Hi Friends
Hi everyone, Please help my friend and owner level. He only needs 53k to become Godfather. All love will be returned. Thanks, Debbie mizotte59 club fr@t_owner of DBrown1004 Life Savers@ fubar
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I Dont Wanna Runaway
If you're not the one then why does my soul feel glad today? If you're not the one then why does my hand fit yours this way? If you are not mine then why does your heart return my call? If you are not mine would I have the strength to stand at all? I never know what the future brings But I know you are here with me now We'll make it through And I hope you are the one I share my life with I don't wanna run away but I can't take it, I don't understand If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am? Is there any way that I can stay in your arms? If I don't need you then why am I crying on my bed? If I don't need you then why does your name resound in my head? If you're not for me then why does this distance maim my life? If you're not for me then why do I dream of you as my wife? I don't know why you're so far away But I know that this **much** is true We'll make it through And I hope you are the one I share my life with And I wish that you
So Today
I'm supposed to graduate this year, but instead i have to do summer school correspondant school, and reg high school next year. Feeling like a failure and out 4 hundred dolllarss. I'ma slacker. Woot! Woke up late, as usual, got yelled at my mom, dropped apple juice all over me. And now im babysitting kids, that im sick of, they treat me like crap. I need to find a job? Seriously. And i can't wait to go see twilight!!!!! On the 3rd book. On this sucks though. I started reading em before they were a hit, and a movie was coming out. Now im starting to feel like a follwer, Ahhh hell with it. They are great books. Holla at ya later. Love And Laughter -Lisha
Let It Go
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person, it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead. You've got to know when it's over. Let me tell you something. I've got the gift of good-bye. It's the tenth spiritual gift, I believe in good-
Blings & Rates 1st off. You don't go around asking people to buy you blings. 2nd of all you shouldn't go around rating pics then ask them for bling. You rate them because you want to, not because your forced. Now lets get on to the Blings Like i said previously, You don't BEG for BLING. Let someone bling you cause they want to. If you want me to bling you then i suggest BUY me a BLING PACK then i will BLING you. Unless I have bling credits i will bling whoever i choose to do so. GET A LIFE AND STOP BEGGING Thanks
Bored Today
Well today is my second fuday and I would love it if my friends could make me some salute.. If you want one private message me. So I know who does Shoutbox moves way too fast...
Advice From The Homies
   Help me to feel. Help me to understand. help me to cope with what lies ahead of me on this treterous path we call life! I am so confused about what my very existance in this world is-After 4 years my ex boyfriend who I was totally in love with hunts me down-tells me there is nothing better in life than me-and that he wants me back! WOW... What am I suppose to do with that-the guy Im with now and have been with for three years also loves me.    Dear Lord-am I making a mistake in wanting to feel again-in wanting to have a good time again-in feeling secure and not ashamed? I am so so so so confused! I hate being me and with the way this world is today, this is not a good thing...I need advice! ADVICE ADVICE ADVICE ADVICE!!!! Ok everyone...Now is your chance to help a homie out... I am still very confused on a lot of things on this website and am trying very hard to lets see what happens...everyone should give me advice about anything and everything so I can get the h
Fu-wedding Invitation For All April 25th!!!
More Thoughts
Thursday, October 05, 2006  I Want..... I want to run, I want to hideI want to release the hurt insideI want to uncover all the mirrorsI want away from all these fearsI want to love, to have a lifeI want to be loved at no priceI want to laugh, to have some funI want to stop, not to runI want to break free from the painI want to live with no more shameI want to cry not one more tearI want to show no more fearI want to be strong, with a will so greatI want to find that almost perfect mateI want to hold and be held at nightI want to feel loved when I turn out the light Karen E. Fryer© 2006 Monday, January 07, 2008  A little different. Tell me what you think? Current mood:  blessed Category: Writing and Poetry I dreamt today I was locked in a room Half of it bright and the other half gloom Standing there amazed at what I saw There 3 cracks or just mere flaws   As I walked up closer to see inside I could see the words "You must decide" Decid
My Awesome Friends
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Ill never forget those words burned deep into my heart,even made me think twice on tearing you apart,I think about you daily as im caught up in this maze,feel lost without your presence blinded by the haze,For the first time in my life I regretted what I did,didnt even get that reaction when that thing happened to that kid,All was buisness without pleasure as I chased you all around,kicked in doors for many years tryna put you in the ground,why couldnt you look away from me or beg me for your life,beg for the lives of your little kid and your darlin wife,instead you just looked up with a smile on your face,I guess you already knew id finally won the race,you had to run away but why not leave the state?,nervously I asked as I thought id taken bait,Dont you remember in another life i once called you friend,Everything I know is here right around the bend,yea I did remember but look at what you did,You think im gonna show pity common dont be stupid,You looked me in the eyes and told me why
Aha @ 10:35pm I Was Lookin Around For Herb, Got A Phone Call And Recieved A "G" Was All Good, Finished Rollin A Joint Lil Cuz Came Down "Asked If Her B/F Derek Wanted 2 Smoke A Joint She Said "Yeah, He Wanted To" So They Both Came Down And We Puffed It Was Great, So Were All Chillin, Life Is Good
Me And What I Like
I have been here a long time and come to realize that what people what, it's takes them a long time to find it. Growing up I sat back and watched how things were done and learned from it. Rather it be friends, relationship, and social habits. The main thing I learned was how a lady should be treated and how relationships should work. Rather it be social, courtship, or marriage. I've been to alot of places either in or out of the states. I'd live in the country or mountains than the city.
Daughters Dad!
    I miss my kids. I got a call yesterday from her dad, that its being mandatory that my 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER be put in fucking couceling! which i am TOTALLY AGAINST councelors! I think she is TOO young to be seeing a councelor. Her father has a greed with me, up until NOW, he has told me that we have no choice but to enroll her. and that i dont have a say in this.    I just found out that he has been 2 faced about our daughter going to counceling, he tell me that he is on myside about her not going to counceling, then i find out today that he has been telling everyone that he thinks that she should be put in counceling, and that he and I arent seeing eye to eye about this! just because i am 4K miles away from my daughter, he thinks he cn run her life without my say so! when the court papers say that it is a dual choice. that we should talk about. On the nights that he and I get into arguments or spats over the phone, He has basically punishs our daughter by not calling me at bedtime o
Alright I took time out to share with you all.... some amazing humour. My friend Michael has a show on you tube. You will be a better person for watching it.  
The Truck Driver! That truck driver you flipped off? Let me tell you his story.   Let me tell you a little about the truck driver you just flipped off because he was passing another truck, and you had to cancel the cruise control and slow down until he completed the pass and moved back over. His truck is governed to 68 miles an hour, because the company he leases it from believes it keeps him and the public and the equipment safer. The truck he passed was probably running under 65 mph to conserve fuel. You see, the best these trucks do for fuel economy is about 8 miles per gallon. With fuel at almost $4 per gallon -- well, you do the math. And, yes, that driver pays for his own fuel. He needs to be 1,014 miles from where he loaded in two days. And he can't fudge his federally mandated driver log, because he no longer does it on paper; he is logged electronically. He can drive 11 hours in a 14-hour period; then he must take a 10-hour break. And conside
Ok for some of you immaturity never stops. I know there are millions of people on this site. Just because you get a few people to like you here does not mean they like YOU. When you talk trash cause of rejection or whatever it's pointless. Some of you spend more time on here than with your real life family and friends. Neglecting your children and real life. This is a place to escape from the stress of rl. Some of you look to hook up. Just grow up and put your priorities in line. It's the internet don't take every thing everyone says and does to heart.
Poetry By Muah
I am empty. Utterly And completely. Would you care to fill (With another Emotional Spill) The space inside of me? Words Can Kill And I'm aiming them At myself For everyone else To witness My lack of success. The rays are burning Through my skin Light colliding with Stray decay (How long have I Been This Way? Stupid and blind). Clinging to the promise of sin I pick myself up again Soon, we will face the end But if you'll join me You're No Friend. Veins closing As you're posing (Poster child) Reputation wild. Untamed, Unchained With semen stained Flesh Bruises fresh. Yeah, you're his little girl Yeah, he'd give you the world If it were his (And as told by your ignorance)... It is. I'll watch you fall And choke on the shards Of your pretty glass eyes Silencing your call For mercy. Choke the release, Sound the alert (I fucking hope it hurts)... I have all these little pieces of you And when put together I still don't see the use. I remember December (An every present theme You read). All o
Combine physical and mental nourishment as you take in the sights and sounds of beautiful India with an Ayurveda and rejuvenation tour. Basics of Ayurveda Ayurveda is not merely a form of medication, but a way of life. It aims at not only physical well being but also that of the mind and soul. The basis of Ayurveda is the idea of that there are three humours or doshas influencing the human body which are the wind (vata), phlegm (kapha) and bile (pitta). These are the controlling forces that influence the health of an individual. The right balance of these humours makes the person healthy. Maintaining the balance depends upon our lifestyle, food, state of mind, environment, etc. A tour of India is the ideal opportunity to experience this way of life.The most common Ayurvedic rejuvenation therapies (for overall rejuvenation and health of various aspects of the body) one would experience in an Ayurveda tour are Pizhichil, Njavara Kizhi, Shirodhara, Punagathi Kizhi, body massage and stea
The Cognitive Warehouse
I've noticed a rather amusing phenomenon here at LC. It's the Cherry levels. So many people are scrambling to get up to the next level. They send out bulletins for themselves, or ask a "friend" to pimp them out instead so that they don't seem quite so egotistical and needy. Why? What happens when you reach that next level? Do you get a check from LC? Do you get back a year of your life? Do certain body parts start to grow? Face it, there is absolutely no significance to it. Once you reach that next level, then what? Do you feel special or important because you have a higher rank than other people? I think this is a wonderful example of how people transfer their feelings of inadequacy to something mundane like a social website. Insignificant events like Cherry levels take on a distorted importance and we actually begin to tie them to our own self esteem. I see the same thing with all the contests being held. I deleted one girl from my friend list because she was sending out bul
Lost Cherry Classics
ok so i think that the finer qualitys of poker is being able to basicly rip off destroy and mutalate and oponet to the point that there ready to go bazerk and kill some one like when you flop a strait and check it to the river and just wait and wait knowing you might not get paid off then you find your oponet going all in and you got them you have taken all there chips and your lauphing at them you out played them, there the sucker and you know it oh ya poker its the game to play were you can kill a person and never get introuble for it heheheheheeheheheheh have fun people a good fight has to consist of 3 things #1 blood must be present in both partisapents if not its just a rout and thats not a good fight #2 weapons must be used to not use a weapon makes bleeding harder and will create a rout much easyer and as we know a good fight is not a rout and there for weapons are a must #3 taunting yup thats right nothing like taunting your victim as you smash in his head in and
Fillout And Send Back.
Answer these so I know how much you know and care 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish i was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in 3 words: 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think i'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well do you know me? 29. Do you
I Am Having Fun
I need all my minions to check my blogs out and commment and rate em Peace Man I am having some sorta fun but yet no one seems to care that I am in great need of friends on here so help me out people that read this ya still new here but word of advice if your gonna rate the profile at least hook me up with a comment while your there will you please
Exciting news: has now become Regular visitors to know it as a personal site with a focus on my life and weight-loss success. will have a broader focus – a focus on the journey of weight loss, the information and resources that support that journey, and –most important – a focus on YOU. In the coming months you will see many changes. will offer continuously updated content, including: * chat and forums (already open for business) * relevant and up-to-date articles * objective and comprehensive product reviews * member journals * and much more. We have recently started a forum and chat community which is growing every day. The Success Stories section is constantly growing, and many of those wonderful successes – people with an important story to tell -- will be featured on their own page. Consider this an invitation to share your own successes –
13 days until X MAS what r you people going to give me? i have a gift for all the females on here love u all NEW WEBSITE I HAVE MADE COME CHECK IT OUT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THINK. ITS You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious67%Eyes full of Pain67%Passion50%Diamond Eyes33%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
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Angelrluvd's Blogs
TRY NOT TO CRY Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great crack, Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, Please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, and tell Zack; My boyfriend, That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister, That she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother, I'll be waiting for her now, and tell my wonderful friends; that they always were the best, Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, and never to forget this, and please don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? Noone des
Its A Shame
i just want to vent some is it that when you put your all into a realtionship it for some reason turns sour..i know this guy we used to stay on the phone for like hours everyday. we started telling each other that we love each other and we are in love with each other.but the issue i guess was he always went to other ppl to get approval about me but these ppl dont even know me and of course they would disapprove duh..we met oover the he went with what they had to say instead of his heart..and so the other day he dumped me talking about lets just be friends..i was like even though i didnt agree i figured well ok lets be friends and take it a little slower..haha stupid me.he tells me today that hes talking to someone else and feels a connection hmmmm..sounds like deja vu to with this i think i am done with guys for awhile cause im tired of being hurt..and i dont want to talk to someone that cant follow his own heart and sooo hurting
1. Last akward moment? I don't really remember 2. Who do you find yourself crushing on currently? nobody really 3. Have you ever fallen backwards down a set of stairs? yep 4. Ever been to a friends house and starved the whole time? actually yea 5. Ever found more than a dollar in a random place? I found $50 in a pair of pants that I thought I had lost 6. Name someone close to you who smokes cigarettes? Me, Julie (sometimes, Becca, Sherri, Sheila, Joseph 7. Name 3 things that everyone knows: 1) Sublime is the shit 2) I love alcohol 3) I love tobacco 8. When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them, or let them go? go after them, but if they keep running then they're on there own 9. Have you ever been corrected at your workplace? my latest job? no 10. Has anyone ever been more important to you than a family member? Yep, she still is alot of times 11. Do you still live at home? yea, nobody wants to rent to me 12. Last time you smil
I carry the memory of you very close to my heart...your beautiful smile and the way you decided to part. I'll always remember the way you made my heart sputter and flip... and I'll always remember you hanging with drool from your lip. I'll always remember the day you asked me to become your wife... but how can I forget the day you decided to end your life? There are so many memories of us, we were quite a pair... the memory that sticks in my mind though, is you dead with your blank stare. I carry many memories of you and these I'll mostly cherish... the memory that breaks my heart, is that you decided to perish. I'll keep all the memories, the good ones without a doubt... there's many memories though, I know I could do without. Dead With Your Fucking Frown.. Why do you look so odd? Why do your eyes look so blank? Wake up now, tired of this childish prank. Your lips are at an odd angle, there's drool hanging from them too...Your skin is so ashen, with a
Buy Me A Drink!
You have to buy me a drink... I know you have to because I was bored enough to try to buy myself a drink. There was an error screen, you can't buy a gift for yourself. How lame is that? The first online bar and you can't buy a drink for yourself... So, anyways I know YOU HAVE to buy me a drink. And hurry up! Beer goggles make me rate and comment MAD!
Are You A Real Man?
For the remaining of October Breast Cancer Awareness Month, lets show the ladis on Fubar some respect by wearing this graphic as our default ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO WEAR PINK PLEASE REPOST AND LETS SEE HOW MAN REAL MEN ARE IN FUBAR
For the hay and the corn and the wheat that is reaped, For the labor well done, and the barns that are heaped, For the sun and the dew and the sweet honeycomb, For the rose and the song and the harvest brought home -- Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving! For the trade and the skill and the wealth in our land, For the cunning and strength of the workingman's hand, For the good that our artists and poets have taught, For the friendship that hope and affection have brought -- Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving! For the homes that with purest affection are blest, For the season of plenty and well-deserved rest, For our country extending from sea unto sea; The land that is known as the "Land of the Free" -- Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving!
The Idiot Test
1. you cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue 2. all idiots after reading the first truth try it 3.the first truth is a lie 4. your smiling now because you are an idiot 5. you soon will forward this to another idiot 6. there is still a stupid smile on your face
Love Or Christmas
Mistletoe Kisses This Christmas you will receive the following kisses under the mistletoe: 131 kisses on the cheek 22 kisses on the lips 14 make out sessions Find out how many kisses you will get under the mistletoe this Christmas at Christmas Naughty or Nice List Christmas Naughty or Nice ListYou are on the The Nice List After checking the North Pole database we found you had : 1,505 nice entries 507 naughty entries Check your name on the Christmas Naughty or Nice List at How Will I Die Quiz You will die at the age of 51You will die when your underwear gets to tight and cuts off your blood circulation Find out how you will die at
Cupid Is On Fubar???
CUPID HAS HIT FUBAR!!!!! Ended ON Feb.14th and Sorry For The Time Management Issue.. We would LIke to Say Thanks to ALL who participated In our Once again Fun Activity. Thanks for YOUR patience as We know it was Needed and We still OWE Some Graphics Will be delivered Soon..And Heres YOUR : PRIZES Winners: Both of the following (2) purchased from Pink Pleasure: ~~~FU-DADDY™~~~FU-HUBBY TO TOO MANY TO NAME. SEE WIFE BLOG~FU-OWNED & R/L BF OF WONDER WOMAN~ Ticket # 1349 ------------------------------------- Burning Pleasure: ~Slave Princess~Mikey's Valentine~
Just Something I Seen
if you think you have what it takes to be a member of HOTTIES R US (rockin bod-cute face) send your hottest pic my way, If I like what I see, I will pass it on to the owner of HOTTIES R US and we will vote on it at the next meeting. send all your hot male friends to me too. look forward to hearing from you. smooches;)~ that is her page, she bought me a vip and I want everyone to check her out and show her some love. we have been friends for over 15yrs and she is a truely wonderful person. visit her and show her some love. smooches~
The darkness surrounds me All light has been extinguished I lie on my bed and think of the past Of all the people I have known When I was young I was so happy I would play all day I knew lots of people As time has past I lost touch with them one by one Now I lie on my bed surrounded by darkness Alone with my thoughts They are all I have for company I am lost in the darkness Can you hear me calling? The night’s pass The month’s pass Time drifts by I have been calling out in the darkness For centuries now My ghost is all that remains Unable to rest Calling out in the darkness Waiting for an answer But there is no reply There is nobody around to hear my calls My ghost is all that remains Calling out in the darkness Doomed to exist alone forever PLEASE RATE THIS BLOG AND PLEASE DO IT HONESTLY ONLY GIVE A 10 IF YOU THINK IT DESERVES IT ok so im sitting here alone stareing at the wall thinking what did i do w
18 Years Show Him Some Love
meet dholtstingray he is a great guy to have as a friend we have been married for 18 years on the 18th so go show him some love rate fan and add if u want thanks beeholt DHoltStingray* Little Shop Of Horrors Lounge Pres.@ fubar
Tag Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1. I have a beautiful baby boy. 2. Im closer to my husbands then my own 3. Im the middle child and love it 4. Im a daddies girl 5. I have 4 tattoos and want more 6. I hate to clean 7. I can decorate cakes for any occasion 8. I love to go for walks in the woods 9. I love to read true crime books 10. I love to watch Law and Order. Now who is left to torture Bite Fair Tazman LilGirley Mikey Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a commen
Sweet Tease
Your Ideal Sex Position is...Cowgirl Fun. Wild. And deep.Saddle up and ride him all night long.Only for those who feel they're strong! 'What is your Ideal Sex Position?'at HI THERE BABYGIRL HERE READY FOR A GOOD TIME I AM I CAN TEASE PLEASE And make u scream so if u like a wild woman well heres one for u a wild 31 year old who can make u very happy so u think i may be sweet well have u ever tried a wild sweettease before i can really make u scream my name and make u want more of me i am so sweet that i can really melt in ur moth and not in ur hands
Bird Of Prostitution!
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. 'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.' The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new madam.' The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so bad.' When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, 'New house, new madam, new girls.' The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Mom
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A Day In The Life Of Stormy
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Mini Me
Don't You Dare Throw It Out!
Tip #1 Turn those large coffee cans into flower planters. Punch a few holes in the bottom to allow for drainage, decorate the outside(if you like), and fill 'em full of plants! Tip #2 If there's a smoke in your family (or if you ever have a visitor who smokes), use old cans as ashtrays. Fill the can with some sand, add a little baking soda (to absorb odors)and place in your car or out on your deck or patio where they'll be handy. Tip #3 Find an old bread recipe and bake it in a large coffee can--the loaf will take on a wonderful mushroom shape! Tip #4 Save the plastic lid that comes with coffee cans and reuse the can to store your flour and sugar in. Tip #5 Decorate the outside of a clean, empty soup can and use it as a pen and pencil holder on your desk. Tip #6 Tote those old cans out to the garage or workshop and use them to store your paint brushes. Tip #7 In a pinch, you can use a clean and dry tuna can as a biscuit or cookie cutter. Cut off the lid and the
passion man is a awesome great true friend i want to thank him from the bottom of my heart for taking the time to really talk to me if he is not your friend your missing out thank you sweety ~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71~R/L Hubby To Farscapecat~ &~Proudly owned by~ Anna~@ fubar WHY IS IT THAT FAMILIES NEVER KEEP IN TOUCH ,NEVER PICK UP THE PHONE TO CALL TO SAY HI HOW YOU DOING OR JUST TO SAY I LOVE YOU .WHEN YOU PASS AWAY THEY ALL COME TO YOUR FUNERAL AND CRY ,WHY CAUSE THEY NEVER DID EVEN PICK UP A PHONE AND CALL TO SEE HOW SICK YOU REALLY WHERE. SOMETIMES I DONT UNDERSTAND LIFE SOMETIMES BUT I TRY TO MAKE THE BEST OF MINE JUST WISH SOME FAMILIES WERE CLOSER THAN THEY ARE ,THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ THIS ,GOD BLESS YOU ALL
a href="" target=_blank> I just wanted to say is that I found true love. He ia the be st thing that ever happen to me.
MIZZ B HAVEN SHOWIN' SOME RELENTLESS LUV! ~AUCTION~ Join in the fun! Get Exposure Be OWNED! Own 1 or Own all!! All Fubarians with Salutes... WE ARE LOOKING 4 PEOPLE to BE AUCTIONED... Need some fubucks??? Need a V.I.P. or Blast or Bling Pack.... get with me... MIZZ B HAVEN!! $25,000 fubux to enter! Scared of a loss? If you do not get bid on..u get your $25,000 fubux ( cost of sending it) back!!
Fubars First Booby Auction
imikimi - Customize Your World I am holding Fubar's first all womens booby auction!!!! This auction is dedicated to the men out there that can appreciate a really nice rack.If you're gonna look you might as well drop a few fu-bucks(or more) to do it. imikimi - Customize Your World These are some really gorgeous and sexy ladies that have gotten together to bring this auction to you. So you guys need to come on out and show your support.. The rules first: 1. The bidding will start at 100k 2. Bling, Blasts, VIP's, and HH are accepted, and expected, as bids. 3. The auction will begin 10/22/2008 at 8:00 am CST and end on 10/31/2008 at 11.59 pm CST 4. Turnover will begin on November 1, 2008 at 8:00 am CST (6 am fu-time) 5. NO DRAMA, NO DRAMA, NO DRAMA....... 6. All biddders must be respectful to auctionees, any disrespectful behavior or comments is caused to be blocked from this and future auctions. 7. Please bid only what you are willing to pay,
A Soldier Died Today
A SOLDIER DIED TODAY He was getting old and paunchy And his hair was falling fast, And he sat around the Legion, Telling stories of the past. Of a war that he had fought in And the deeds that he had done, In his exploits with his buddies; They were heroes, every one. And 'tho sometimes to his neighbors His tales became a joke, All his Legion buddies listened For they knew whereof he spoke. But we'll hear his tales no longer, For old Bill has passed away, And the world's a little poorer For a soldier died today. He will not be mourned by many, Just his children and his wife. For he lived an ordinary And quite uneventful life. Held a job and raised a family, Quietly going on his way; And the world won't note his passing, though a Soldier died today. When politicians leave this earth, Their bodies lie in state, While thousands note their passing, And proclaim that they were great. Papers tell their whole life stories From the time that
Cajun Angel
I am the liberal progressive's worst nightmare, I am an american.. I am a master mason and I beleive in God. I ride Harley Davidson motorcycles and believe in american product's. I beleive my money I make belong's to me and my family, not some liberal governmental fuctionary be it democratic or republican:. I'm in touch with my feeling's and like it that way!... I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer it makes you a smart american. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. GET OVER IT! I beleive if you are selling me a big mac do it in english. I beleive that everyone has the right to pray to hisor her god when and where they want to . My heroe's are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, and Willie G. Davidson That makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycle's. I don't hate the rich and I don't pity the poor!.. I know that wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching it or argueing about it. I've never owned a slav
True Love
A wise man said this today..Mr.C and I agree! Do you wake up with him on your mind? Do you go to sleep or wake up in the middle of the night with him on your mind? Can you feel in in your soul, and no matter what you do, this thing just refuses to let you go? Are you willing to lose sight of yourself and do whatever it takes to make it work? In my opinion, these are just a few signs of "true love" & I'm speaking from experience. It is the most thrilling part of this journey we call life, not always easy, but if it's real it's well worth the pain. YES, true love exists. The Eyes Of 2nd Graders...
WHY GOD MADE MOMS Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of ? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't
New Start
Hey...just an update to those who actually care.  I have finally making a decision....I will be enlisting in the National Guard Reserve next month unless something comes up.  I want to be able to do more for Morgan.  This will allow me to finish school and to focus on it.  I can't be deployed till I graduate and when I do I will be a nco...and probably have 3 years left of active duty.  I know most of the risks...I know most of the benefits...I know that I will be losing contact and touch with alot of people tho'...but in the struggle to right the wrongs done to me by my daughter's mom....and to be there for my daughter no matter's a small price to pay.  To the friends who have stuck by me no matter what...thank you.  To the ones who tried to shield me from fu-drama realizing that I had more in real life than most...I appreciate it.  I have 9 weeks of basic and at least that long for advanced training coming no computer for that long...any penpals are welcome as it wo
Thanking A Soldier
THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A SOLDIER IN IRAQ ..I was just watching the news, and I caught part of a report on Michael Jackson . As we all know, Jackson died the other day. He was an entertainer who performed for decades. He made millions, he spent millions, and he did a lot of things that make him a villian to many people. I understand that his death would affect a lot of people, and I respect those people who mourn his death, but that isn't the point of my rant.Why is it that when ONE man dies, the whole of America loses their minds with grief. When a man dies whose only contribution to the country was to ENTERTAIN people, the Amercian people find the need to flock to a memorial in Hollywood , and even Congress sees the need to hold a "moment of silence" for his passing? He's a freaking martyr because he entertained us for a few decades?What about all those SOLDIERS who have died to give us freedom? All those Soldiers who, knowing that they would be asked to fight in a war, still raised thei
Please Vote For Me!
i am trying to win tickets for nickelback ( yeah i know they are lame but i never win anything!)  please help by going to this link    and voting for #165 (i think) with the giant tonguering!  thank you all
A Broken Heart
My wife is dying, and I am helpless to do anything about it other than to make these the best years of her life. I grieve for her, and for us.  We have been married more than half of my life, and I cannot imagine a life without her.  The emotions of sorrow and grief weigh so heavily upon me that the only respite I have is in the first few minutes after I wake up. As the disease progresses, one or more facets of who my wife was is now gone.  I have to say my silent goodbyes now.  
Playin In The Sand
They had run for two days, driven on by the enemy and in fear of their lives.  At dawn on the third day, they felt safe sitting in eachothers' arms watching the Sun come.  And in those moments of peace, they realized spirituality and intimacy that a lifetime of searching had not revealed to them. My attempt at poetry.  More to folow.  Better too I hope :-) When I look into your eyes Your love is there for me These moments help me realize How much more there is to see.     Is there really a place called Knob Lick Kentucky?  I mean dude.... How are you all today.  I'm working and pushing myself to get out in the heat.  I had a video crew here today to shoot some footage of the operation. They atually put makeup on me.  Ha!!  It's 120 degrees out in the middle of nowhere and they wanted me to look good.  Surreal man. So I hope all is well in the states.  I'm actually trying to learn how to care for my bamboo shoots.  I got a little cup and about a dozen bamboo about four inches t
ANYMORE! I have to vent!  Our UPS guy is a PRICK! I'm a VERY nice person, I've been called adorable, lovely, sweet, personable, and DAMMIT people love me! But every time I see this guy, I say hello, he says nuthin, he throws the package near me, sometimes at my feet, or THINKS he knows where I will store the copy paper and he will bypass my desk and take it away from where I will be storing it!! I sign his little brown hand-held and say "Thank you.", just like everyone should do...silently the PRICK turns around and walks his ass out the door. U - U r a P - Prick S - Sir I'll tell ya what "Brown" can do for me...they can kiss my ass for putting up with the PRICK! Venting complete!     Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful blonde. First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has. They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette. First Sailor: Have you ever slept with a brunett
What Is Cancer?
What is Cancer?BY THE American Cancer SocietyMEDIAView Illustration:Cause & EffectAlthough there are many kinds of cancer, they all start because of out-of-control growth of abnormal cells. Normal body cells grow, divide, and die in an orderly fashion. Because cancer cells continue to grow and divide, they are different from normal cells. Instead of dying, they outlive normal cells and continue to form new abnormal cells.Cancer cells develop because of damage to DNA, which directs all activities in each cell. When DNA becomes damaged, the body is usually able to repair it. In cancer cells, however, the damaged DNA is not repaired. People can inherit damaged DNA, which results in approximately 10 percent of all cancers. More often, though, a person's DNA becomes damaged by exposure to something in the environment or random cellular events.Most cancers originate almost anywhere in the body and usually form as a solid tumor, while others, such as leukemia and myeloma, are sometimes referr
we come to times of trial and choice through life. What separates a good man and father.. from the rest, lays in the palms. how much blood are you willing to hold? how much of your own? we live in a nation of indulgent bastards dreaming of gold rings.. at the cost of fellow soul. it is no secret that i hold little opinion for my fellow man or their acts.. the actions of a decaying society that has been on a path of destruction far beyond the years i ever took first breath. my poor fellow man and woman of a land corrupt and born to... non has gone without suffering or wrong.. non has not been smited unjustified. but few remain to stand against.. to wily give of thy self in full for a greater good. teh heart has grown weak and inept to see the good in these dark places. our selfishness engulfs like a kerosene fire of lustful dreams. am i the only bastard child of the cold world that will stand defiant? am i the only one that sees a purpose beyond myself wants? TAKE... all my blood.. in y
No Matter What
TroubleStrifeTrue love?Ending? Dear friend.Don't worryI am hereI won't leave you I,.... I can't leave her Found the one.She sees in me.I see her soul.Her most amazing mind.Her lushious body.I can't let anyone else see.Why do i feel like i need her? Because i do.I need her like i need air.I need her like i need the sun.Her brown eyes,As deep as the ocean.Hiding wisdom in the depths.Strange for one so young. She's not young. Not in realityHer years have seen horrors.Pain,Death,Lost love, Why is it she must feel these thingsI would do anything to take the bad memories away. She knowsI told her, Or is she even smarter than i first thought?She is.I know her.I love her.I tell herI ask her She tells me, she can't. I ask whyWhy after all the time i've stood by her Why can't i, like all the men Have One Chance. Did i do something wrong? Is something wrong with me?   No I know how i feelI think she feels the same.I will fightI must fightTo show herShe won't lose me No Matter W
Looking For A Romantic Fool
I'm Pretty Easy Going, not VERY Shy but do tend to have quiet moments Brown eyed, redheaded ( by choice ) Acuarious by birth I can be a spontaneous, unpredictable & charming if I wanna be. I'm conservative about some things, yet open-minded some others. One of my favorite quotes is: (IM A SHY TEASE & SHAMELESS FLIRT ) I'm addicted to cell texting... I Believe That at the end of the Day ,it's the little things that Count The most..... I DON'T do one-night stands, NO casual sex, NO friends with benefits, DONT date someone who is already in a relationship, DONT have sex on a first date, WONT trade naughty pictures, OR meet anyone I haven’t been texting for a while ARE YOU UP TO THE CHALLENGE? 1. How do you know to get me interested in you? Well, I don't 'waste' time seeing a personI'm not interested in. If someone gets a date from me that means I am already interested. If I go on a third or forth date you KNOW for sure you've captured my mind. At that point I'm still not i
The Companies
Hi everyone!!      I know a lot of you have been listening to us here on Fubar.. If you like what you hear, you can buy our Debut Album "Keep Me In Mind" ALL over the world Online.. iTunes, Rhapsody, e-Music, Amazon MP3 etc. You can also request our song "Hold the Reigns" at your local Alternative Station..      Thanks for your support..   The Companies
Why Is She So Special????
Ive been asked multiple times, why is my lady so special to me? Why all the love talk? Well here goes, We have a natural attraction for one another. We share mutual repsect and make decisions for the realtionship based on our own feelings rather than requests most of the time. WE have a passion for each other as well as romance.We are best friends. We hold the highest respect for each other in the way we behave online and off. In a nutshell we are jsut a great match and there is no desire for any one else.  
Okay so this is the easiest way for me to tell as many of you as possible at once... forgive my spelling in this btw. So here goes... 2 days ago I got into a bad car accident headed back to work after my lunch.  I wasnt wearing a seat belt and I dont know if it did less or more damage.  In short I was trying to make a left hand turn and was railed by a car who didnt see me and was tossed around in my car.  I must of blacked out because I dont remember a lot about the accident besides seeing the car coming at me and when I opened my eyes again I was laying across the front seat of my truck with my head on the passenger side window and my feet in the drivers side seat.  I was alone thank goodness and the other driver was not injured.  I on the other hand ended up being taken to the hospital by ambulance and suffered a concussion.  My face is extremely swollen and seems to be getting worse with black and blues along with full body soreness and black and blues as well.  I have no idea wha
So I live in this very small town. I mean very small.  I had to go to the doctors today and do my food shopping.  I decide to wear my new fubar teeshirt.  I got funny looks at the doctors office but when I went to do my shopping I got even more.  I was doing my shopping like normal.  I did notice the stares I didnt really think what it could be they are staring at.  LOL  So then a emt and a local police officer came up to me and asked is that what i think it means? I said what do you think it means they say the dictionary version of it.  I said yes but then I precede to tell them about fubar the site. They seem really fasinated by what I told them and are gonna check it out.  I did stress you have to be 18 LOL.  I am really surprised by this I do live in the bible belt but we do have cool ppl here.
The Veteran   He wears the mask of a clown his soul in the lost and found 80 proof breath cigarettes to his death sarcasm fits him like a glove never felt the warmth of love maniacal laughter his m.o.
Able April@ LostCherry Trashy_Tina@ LostCherryJuicy@ LostCherryJuicy Jolene@ LostCherry Juicy Jasmine@ LostCherry Blazin Becky@ LostCherry Hey Bois my name is April.I can never really see myself with the same man for the rest of my life. I am every married womans nightmare; if I lay eyes on your man he will be mine. Here in the south many people call me trailer trash and that is fine it is only a name. They are just jealous cause their hubbys aint leaving $100 bills on the night stands before they leave.So to all you married men who want to come and shake up my trailer give me a call and lets g
This Shit Is Real...think About It!
how in the hell can two kids that don't belong to you capture your heart and make you love them so much that you never want to see them go???fuck!!! The culmination of a three-year investigation by the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) and supporting law enforcement agencies from five counties let to the execution of raids upon the homes of officers of the Vagos Motorcycle Club. These raids required over seven hundred law enforcement personnel and resulted in only twenty-two arrests. This was one of the largest operations of this kind in the history of California. This resulted in the confiscation of property from these homes. The ATF cited the confiscation of illegal firearms, drugs and Vago paraphernalia such as vests, patches, T-shirts, jewelry, pictures, etc. Out of the alleged illegal weapons seized, over ninety guns, a large percentage of those weapons were in fact legally registered to Vagos members with no criminal history whatsoever. One member asked an ATF agent
~~my Serious And Important Life Changing Thoughts~~
Hey, my symphonic Black Metal project, Earthwhore, requires a logo! All artists please help! Earthwhore is a project based on the concept that we need to fight back against those who are damaging our sacred Earth, via any means necessary, including depopulating and helping conserve what's important about our world. It's also a mourning of her damage suffered, and expresses so many other emotions. It's fairly melancholic in places but in others it's pretty heavy and blasty but there's always classical influence and symphony if that helps set the mood for it! Logos should be at least slightly BM style and remember the guidelines, inverted pentegrams, crosses and illegibility are all bonuses! For other BM logo designs check out this page: Just thought I'd mention I've finished writing Clandestine Vengeance, lyrics are in the words blog, not gonna put it up on myspace for a while though so if you want to listen I'll have to send it over msn
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Never Do
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person W
My Life
Wow, so I haven't posted on here forever. So much has happened. I'm done trying to get back together with my ex-fiance Justin. Everything that he's said for the last year or so, has turned out to be a lie, which he told me himself. He was just going to string me along, and wait until the day before I was supposed to go to Nebraska to visit my family to tell me everything. Well, fuck that, and him too. I don't need his drama and bullshit. He's trying his best to hurt and punish me for breaking up with him. He's convinced that I broke up with him for my ex, Dustin, who is my daughter's father. That isn't the case, but I could never convince him of that. Then more recently, one of my other exes, and good friends came to visit me. Aarron as far as I was concerned was to close to perfect when we dated. I was totally in live with him. I never really got over him. Well, that all came to a screaming halt. He came and stayed with me for about a week. The whole time, I thought, he just neede
Updated Crazy Ladies Site!!!!
Hey all my CT friends as u probaly noticed i havent been around in the past few days that because i recentley have gone threw a death in the Family,a very Special Lady very Near & DEAR to our Hearts we lost a Mother/grandmother!!! Remebering! R.I.P. Sadly Missed but Never Forgotten always in our HEARTS now n FOREVER!!!!!PEACE!!! If any of CT PEEPS out there could tell me how to get music/song on my profile PLEASE let me know how still figureing everything out????THANKX!!PEACE!!! Took me awhile to figure things out but iam doing n still learning everyday THANKX goes out to all my NEW CT friends!!!!so go check out my SITE let me know n dont forget SHOW ME some LUV!!!!!THANKX!!!PEACE & ROCK & ROLL!!!!!
Just Having Fun
Ok so I'm ugly, boring, and a bitch, and your point!!!! I'm not a young thing anymore. You should have seen me 3yrs ago when I really looked like shit. I look a whole lot better now then I did a year ago. No I dont have and new pics cause I feel that I still look like shit! Even when I was 18yrs old I felt that I looked like shit and I had a figure that a female would die for. If you had me in your bed for 24hrs. what would you do with me???????? would you run away? would you make love to me? would you fuck my brains out? what would you do????????? Hello Everyone, I'm looking for someone to walk with at Perrin Park in Jeffersonville, Indiana. If interrested send me a message. It's ok to walk by myself but it goes by quicker if you have someone to talk too. LOL. Thank you and have a nice day! Thanks, Sherry
Dont Hate
In the name of jesus-no weapon formed against me shall prosper-and everytime they rise against me,judgement thou shall be condemn-for this is the heritage of the service for the lord-and the rightiousness is of me!!!!! No 1 against me shall prosper,,,, Everytime they rise against me, judgement thou shall condemn, for this is the heritage of the lord and the rightous is of me........
This Is His Jail Record You And Get To It If You Know The Site For The Mairon County Jail. If You Want The Site I Will Get It For Yoy.
Active Inmate Details - GONZALEZ, LUIS Information PIN: A0105206 Booking #: 0700007612 Location: EC219B Name: GONZALEZ, LUIS MIGUEL Sex: M Race: W Height: 510 Weight: 135 Hair: BLK Eyes: BRO DOB: 5/24/1973 Booking Date: 5/12/2007 4:11:00 AM Charges Code Desc OBTS Bond $ Release Case # Charge # 1 784.041-1 BATTERY | FELONY BATT RESULT FROM BODILY HARM/DISABILITY 4201118149 $10,000.00 07023945 Court Case # Bond Type: SURETY Bond #: 1 Other Desc: FEL BATTERY Court Date: 5/13/2007 Pictures The Marion County Sheriff's Office updates this information regularly, however this information can change quickly. Therefore, the Marion County Sheriff's Office does not expressly or by implication warrant that the information or data accessed by the user is accurate or correct. The Sheriff is not liable for any loss, cost, damage or expense arising directly or indirectly in connection wi
A Poem
COBRA STARSHIP LYRICS "Guilty Pleasure" And I came here to make you dance tonight I don't care if I'm a guilty pleasure for you And I don't even know what kind of fool you're taking me for So you've got some brand new clothes you never could afford before Oh brother, spare us all 'Cause we don't care anymore We just wanna get down on the floor You sold yourself to make it You can dish it But can you really take it? You're never gonna get it with nothing 'cause nothing's what you got in your head So stop pretending I came here to make you dance tonight I don't care if I'm a guilty pleasure for you Shut up 'Cause we won't stop We're getting down til the sun's coming up I came here to make you dance tonight I don't care if I'm a guilty pleasure for you Shut up 'Cause we won't stop We're getting down til the sun's coming up And I don't even read what the papers gotta say about me Oh no, I can't believe they take it so serious, seriously
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Click on the pic below I am in my first contest its both rates and comments even if you dont comment me please at least rate the pic. Just clic on the pic. My good friend who has done alot for me and alot of other people on Fubar needs comments. I am asking that you please come and show him some love with comments. He has a samll lead so even if you left one comment I would appreciate it. But please come help me I would love to see him win he will get a 3 month VIP if he wins help me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am in my first contest and need all the help I can get please come help me I need 20,000 comments and only have a week. Go to this link and comment me please.
Prince/boyfriend Application
PRINCE/BOYFRIEND APPLICATION =] JUST FOR FUN =] BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who is your favorite band? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss me? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps? (ie: heartbreaker, slut) 17. Would you give me kisses just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents?
Stress Relief
Here's a creative solution to the day's problems for you.. Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work. 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water. 3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. 4. No one knows your secret place. 5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world. 6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater. See? It really does work. You're smiling already!
Road Trip
Okay I leave Arizona tomorrow morning and will get in Tennessee Thursday night. I wont have access to a computer for the next three days. I dont know if I will be on the computer Thursday night, since I will probably crash as soon as I get in. I will have the cell, but it will be on and off to save the battery. So dont freak out if you dont here from me in a the next few days. I promise I will get back to ya...
Help Me Please?!?! :)
AngelinOK needs your help. Unlimited Comments Just click the picture to get there This is the prize AngelinOK is going after Special thanks to my good buddy Wild Horse... he's a wild one that's for sure! :) YoungSoldier917 is hosting a contest!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! Please help support this young soldier in Iraq!!! His entire contest album is here: COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! TODAY’S PIMPOUT IS FOR TEASE COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! Please comment bomb and help support this young soldier in Iraq! Thank you very much! AngelinOK (D)(D)(D) YoungSoldier917 is hosting a contest!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! Please help support this young soldi
Nothing At All
(i didn't know what to write so i wrote this) as i was sleeping i awoke to the sensation of finger tips lightly brushing the small of my back. though still somewhat asleep i slide in a tad close to feel more.... finger tips suddenly became a whole hand going from the nap of my neck to the small of my back, gentle yet manly. as i move with the feeling, lips glide along my shoulder, and a light prickly feel soon after. i could tell he had not shaved yet. a warm touch, a hand runs down my inner thigh, my heart races, afraid to open my eyes, because of it is a dream, i do not want to wake up. as those lips i feel at the nap of my neck. soft and moist, as each kiss sends sexual tingles up and down my spine. the other hand appearing from no where, suddenly cupping my breast and fondling my nipple, i can feel my self get moist with excitement and................... i close my eyes and go to sleep you lean over and kiss my cheek dreaming my dreams you know what they all mean sometime
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have
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Okay, so I entered a contest...because I'm bored, and it's snowing. Can you, my wonderfully amazing friends click on the link below and leave a rate and a ton of comments on the pic??? I would love you forever! CLICK HERE Thanks so much! and hugs! Kimmi Living in New England has it's moments I suppose...but, I have decided that I don't know which is up puke or un-burying my car from underneath a foot of snow...Ugh @ winter. I really friggin hate how people constantly mistake my kindness as weaknes...I am nearly to the point where I am just going to stop being the nice person that everyone has known me as...And why is it, since I am in a ranty mood tonight, that men feel like they can trapse into my life like Scott did in September...get me all wrapped up with sweet nothings, then rip my heart out of my chest and smash it with their foot? Men suck. Sorry guys.
It's Been A While...
my roommate wrote a blog recapping the year. my comment to her was going to get too long to be a comment. so i decided to do my own version. the new year started for me in bed. drunk. high on life. i don't remember what stupid silly thing happened, but out of my mouth comes, "uh oh. this year has it in for me." ... i've never said a truer statement. i couldn't have been happier at the start of this year. i think i can honestly say that was the happiest time i've ever had in my life. nothing could have brought me down. prior to saint patrick's day is a blur of great times with the two people i'd come to call family. at the time, 'if i had it all' had been my latest dmb addiction and i remember quoting to jenn if i had it all, i'd fuck up it... "no, no you won't". ... saint patrick's day, we almost died. a few times. that was the night i learned i wasn't invincible. it was also the moment (i think) that began my downfall. that night changed who i was. ... in a good way now
Help A Friend Out Please!!!
just to let everyone know I will be offline till friday sometime will return all love and messeges then. KISSES...... well you can add to the stupid list i have messed up the one thing in my life that had made me truly happy and like the idiot that i am i have fu**ed it all up as usual!! so dint mind me here andi dont want you to rate this or leave coments cause it dosent matter what you say or think it is all ready done i have already messed things up so i just wanted to vent so if you dont like it go fly a kite!!!!!!!!!! a friend of mine is in a contest please help him out with some comments please!!!
Dream Job
A young man goes into a Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, where he finds a listing for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he asks the guy behind the desk, "Can you give me some more details about this?" The clerk sorts through his files. "Oh yes, here it is. The job involves getting women patients ready for their exams. You have to help them out of their clothes, lie them down, wash their genital areas, and then apply some body lotions. The annual salary is $45,000, but you have to go to Tallahassee.... about 150 miles west of here." "Tallahassee? Is that where the job is?" "No, that's where the end of the queue is." Four things about me - Things you may or may not have known about me in no particular order. A) Four jobs I have had in my life 1. Blacksmith 2 Ship cleaner 3 Machinist 4 Cook B) Four films you’d watch again and again 1. Lassie 2. Ghostbusters 3. The green mile 4. life o
Astral Projection
Astral Projection Astral projection, or the out-of-body phenomenon, is one of the most life-changing events that can ever take place. For many it will remove any fear of death but it should also be acknowledged as an exhilarating experience that is totally unique. The reason that, I believe, it is not immediately accessible to most people is because it could easily become a distraction from the mundane life that we are all supposed to be living. Each one of us is on an individual path that we are required to follow, given that we are aware of our direction, and astral travel can appear so much more exciting by comparison. These paths are the ultimate reason for our being here in the first place and they can be just as magical if we choose to make them so. The out-of-body phenomenon certainly has a place in our existence but it ought not to be allowed to dominate it. Having said this, I would also mention that if it were more readily achievable, what a superior alternative it would
Help Needed
I don’t normally do this, but this isn’t normal, either. needs your help. is devoted to the cause of non-interventionism and is read by libertarians, pacifists, leftists, "greens," and independents alike, as well as many on the Right who agree with our opposition to imperialism. And they are in need of cash. Perpetual war for perpetual peace has exhausted the many dedicated staffers, readers and volunteers. . Why? One word: IRAN. The Bush Administration is determined to go to war with Iran whether the American people want it or not, and by 4-1 margins we don’t! Furthermore, America does not have the resources in this recession and already overstretched military to open a third theater of war! Iran does not have nuclear weapons. They are not developing any either. President Bush could care less. To his thinking, they are the evil bad guys. They are not a threat to this nation, and they never have been. It has been nearly thirty years since
Kinda Funny... Kinda Sad
before I start, please note, this is just for fun so if you don't feel like reading... don't, it really doesn't matter. I do tend to be long winded. If you do like to read, I'd love to hear your comments... in fact I like reading the comments more than I care about getting points. I will try to make this rant entertaining at least. 1) please be cool, bash me all you want, but do it with some sense... idiots will be deleted then blocked 2) I'm not really whining and complaining here, I'm just trying to make people laugh... why? cause laughter is fun. ok, that said, lets get to it a) Fubar profiles... I've noticed a lot of profiles that say things like "blank requests ignored" or "no rate/fan no add" Well... this is all well and good, but if you want me to read it, don't put it on the very bottom of your page, then add 2035 pictures over it... in fact, I will not read a profile if it takes 30 minutes to load and I'm on broadband. b) Rating... This one is directed
Fashion Trends That Make Me Want To Drink Bleach Vol. 1
My blogs are few and far between, and I doubt that many people care, but now and then something inspires to write on here. In today's case, it happens to be the following:Plaid fucking shorts. I don't know what asshole decided these were "in style", but he should be strung up from a tree and beaten with a nail-covered bat. I seriously cannot begin to understand how a female can look at this......and not just point and laugh. Everytime I see a fuckin' guy who wears these fucking things, I wonder what's going through their head. "Yeah, I need some shorts. But...I want to look like I'm about to go play golf at any given moment. Oh, and I also want to look absolutely ridiculous." Well,'ve accomplished your goal. Buying these shorts should guarantee that for the next 5 to 6 years, your penis will not come within 3 feet of a vagina. You should have to sign a fucking waiver upon purchase or something....."I, ___________, agree to not engage in sexual activity with a female for the n
Made 4 Me
HEY U ALL COME CHECK THIS GUY OUT. HE'S GETTING CLOSE TO BEING OUR NEXT GODFATHER... LETS SHOW SOME LOVE AND HELP HIM GET THERE ... ONLY 516,086 Points to go! Bowleganator@ fubar bored well if you are how bout you stop by and help my friend godmother she only needs about 800k... I have seen it done many times.. So please go rate her stash or drop her some pic rates.. Even repost this for her to the more the merrier.. spanks ya Evonne Fu_Angel ~ Spankers~Club Untied@ fubar (repost of original by '☼FREYA™☼' on '2008-09-05 01:21:28') (repost of original by 'Evonne Fu_Angel ~ Spankers~Club Untied' on '2008-09-05 01:39:22') (repost of original by 'TiSmOm05~HEY STOP BYE SHOW ME SUM LOVE I RETURN THAT LOVE' on '2008-09-05 01:55:08') (repost of original by 'Evonne Fu_Angel ~ Spankers~Club Untied' on '2008-09-05 02:00:23') (repost of original by 'TiSmOm05~HEY STOP BYE SHOW ME SUM LOVE I RETURN THAT LOVE' on '2008-09-05 02:
Happy Hour
Wondering why people get all into this points and rate me fan me and bling me stuff. How about just doing what you do and let it happen. I just don't get the rate me please and to see my boob photo you have to Blast me or Fubling me. Can you fill me in here? Just when you get all caught up in the items in your life and the holiday season something happens that makes you step back and wonder what the hell? I am talking about a good friend, neighbor and the guy who was always willing to help and bring a smile when doing it. Steven Paling Jr. 34 of Roseville past away in his sleep 12/16/2008. He lived two doors down from me and we were close enough that if either of us were away for the weekend the other had and eye out for the others house and well-being. Steve will be missed a great deal by my family and myself. Our hearts, thoughts and prayers go out to his wife Keri and his son of 2 yrs Jonah as well as his close and extended family. I ask that everyone just pause a m
75k To Go To Henchman
im getting close ..come help me plz Ive reached my daily photo rating limit for the day ... I cant rate any more pics trying to get leveled ..please send all your friends to help me and share this blog with all your fans and friends..Please everyone Help poor Ms.Kitty out.. Rate me, fan me , re rate me , comment me , or bling me .. Wishes everyone a Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year !!!!!!
In The Mist Of The Night
In the mist of the night My dreams come aflight Working in magic as they tell me a story, of beauty an light... Waking with skeptism an curiousity Wondering if this is really ment for me... Sorting thru the ashes, trying to see what could possibly there for me.. Digging deeper an deeper, I find a light that shines just for me... Pulling it close an holding it tight, I open a door hoping for nothing but pure delight... I follow the light that was given to me, holding it close in all my dreams... It brings me smiles an laughter, as my heart is filled love an an ever after... My soul sent soaring, with the wildest of dreams... For Beauty has finially found me... In the mist of the night, I awake to my dreams, Only this time the story they tell wasn't made for just me... Someone is trying to pull me away from the beautiful of light brought to me... I awake cold from sweat, chills in the air as my body shivers from the dream that awok
Love Poems
This where I begin, heneasi and gin On the bed I lie, how did she die, light it up, sparks blazed up the fiya turn on the light I’m dieing in the night how did I let her die, that night was right in front of the ride gone so fast she didn’t have time to cry   so young still sipping on glue, first book bag still new, just started to learn about life,her first year in school i cant take this anymore let me take a pill,see this is half the reason i'm now ill let my ink spill,mom told us not go out, the wind was at a chill incoming car,she was blinded by the lights rolling wheels like jars rolling down hills she was hit with on her right glance at her face, that's when i realized we didnt look alike glinched my my fist,wipe all the tears away
Squirting Orgasm
I lay back and let him do as he pleased. My legs spread wide apart and my hands tied behind my head to the bed. He began by gently stroking my pussy. One finger just touching me running along my pussy. Slowly he pushed it inside me and began to slide it in and out very delicately. The thumb touched my clit as he inserted two fingers into me. I had closed my eyes and begun to really enjoy the pleasures. He let his fingers move around inside me, his thumb gently rubbing against me. The pleasure I felt grew. On the third finger he began to push a little harder and a little deeper. The slippy wet fingers reaching deeper inside and pushing against me more. I felt the rise of pleasure again and the anticipation. I felt teased. I wanted more. I knew it would come but he was going so damn slowly. I knew I couldn't ask for more or he'd stop. Those were the rules. My brain begged but my mouth stayed shut. I could moan and enjoy all that he did but no pleas for something extra. He wanted to t
Final Results
Below is the syndrome i was told i had today .. i had to look it up to understand it, again ty for all ur prayers and comments, right now imma bit shell shocked but will be around xx   Sarah Myelodysplastic syndrome Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search Myelodysplastic syndrome Classification and external resources ICD-10 D46. ICD-9 238.7 ICD-O: 9980/0-M9989/3 DiseasesDB 8604 eMedicine med/2695  ped/1527
Just Bull Shit
 i like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite new a thing. Muscles better and nerves more. i like your body. i like what it does, i like its hows. i like to feel the spine of your body and its bones, and the trembling -firm-smooth ness and which i will again and again and again kiss, i like kissing this and that of you, i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes over parting flesh ... And eyes big love-crumbs, and possibly i like the thrill of under me you so quite new So ur the Bitch who told the Bitch that Im a Bitch well listen Bitch it takes a Bitch to know a Bitch to call a Bitch a Bitch. BITCH   So my birthday is on Friday the 13th. I know I know. But I love it. I am having a birthday on here on the 13th in the VELVET LOUNGE and Having a day out with my friends on saturday. Would love 4 all my friends to stop by and wish me a happy bday. I havent had a good 1 in a while. So come on in to the velvet lounge and party with me o
i was all alone you left me all alonei was a broken soula wolf without feelingyou left me alonei cried alonei loved youbut now i want to kill youforget youbecauseyou left me alonei was all alonei thought you loved mebut what the hell do i know?i loved youim not as strong without youbut i will be strongi'll hold back it alland face it without youand when i fallbecause i know i willyou wont be there to catch meand thats what kills mebecause you left me all aloneand in the morningi'll know your gonean im left in this world without youcuz when it all comes down to ityou where everything to meand you let me fallyou left me all alonelike a rose in the raina wolf that can feelno more painand as i cryand think of youand watch you look at themthe way you once looked at me tooi'll smile saddlyturn awayand never let you knowbecause you left all me alone
Prokhorov Cleared To Take Over Nets
The first step in what the New Jersey Nets hope is a quick turnaround is in place. New owner Mikhail Prokhorov is eager to get started on the rest. ''For those who are already fans of the Nets and the NBA, I intend to give you plenty to cheer about,'' the Russian billionaire said in a statement. The Nets are now officially the Nyets. Prokhorov's purchase of the team was approved Tuesday by NBA's owners, who welcomed the first non-North American into their club. Russia's richest man agreed to buy 80 percent of the Nets and 45 percent of an arena project in Brooklyn from developer Bruce Ratner late last year. Final approval of the sale was delayed until the state of New York had taken over all the land seized under eminent domain at the site of the team's Barclays Center in Brooklyn. The Nets expect that transaction to close Wednesday, and the long-delayed 18,000-seat arena is to open in 2012. The Nets hope Prokhorov's wealth -- estimated at $9.5 billion through his bank
Karma--from the root kri, "to do"--is the means by which you become the architect of your own destiny. The word karma literally means deed, but implies the entire cycle of cause and its effects. According to the law of karma, every human action--in thought, word, or deed-- inevitably leads to results or consequences, positive or negative, depending upon the quality of the action. Karma deals with causality. A specific action leads to a specific result. A positive act will lead to a positive result, hence, to the experience of positive events, may it be in this life or in future ones. On the other hand, negative acts will unavoidably sooner or later lead to suffering. This is the Law of Cause and Effect of itself, because the result will unavoidably correspond to the nature of the cause. For example, if you plant a seed, a certain kind of plant will grow from this. From a bean seed, a bean plant will grow; from an apple seed an apple tree will grow and not any other kind.
Well one of my friends on here has challenged me to post this so here I go! Name:_______________ Number:_______________ text messaging (yes or no): ______ picture messaging (yes or no) _________ I dare you to copy and paste this if your not scared!!! See how many numbers you get!!!
Random Mess
So I was talking to a friend on FB this past evening when I got some random friend requests on yahoo messenger... The following is the chat log/fun that ensued.   BUZZ!!! samuelscamymi:   hey jimmitz_p: hi   samuelscamymi: i'm Katie, 23/f/California currently in school. Would you like to chat ? Where are you from?   jimmitz_p: thats funny why does it say Jody in your profile?   samuelscamymi: ok nice! do you have any pictures? I added new pics here   but I can also turn on my webcam   jimmitz_p: and your profile says you're in washington D.C.   samuelscamymi: Do you have a cam? I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam? it's ok if u don't have one   jimmitz_p: This is a bot huh? you're not real. NOBODIES REAL BUT THEY"RE WILLING TO LET YOU KNOW.   samuelscamymi: I have a blue dinosaur that eats pancakes... is that real enough for ya??   jimmitz_p: Why did you tell me you're katie, but your profile says Jodi and your name is samuel.   samuelscamymi: Ok here   but
The Perfect Moment
What is the perfect moment of passion well let's see...   The perfect moment would as follows..Coming home to find the one you love waiting for you patiently. Longing to hold you and kiss you.As you walk through the door and say you are home the glistening of the eyes as you meet the gaze tells you all. The sudden rush to greet the other with a loving embrace and words welcoming you home. The longing of the first kiss as you are being held...Cuddling closer to one another after loving words have been exchanged to one another and then that faithful kiss that was waiting to come around. As you kiss one another each others hearts beat faster as the embrace gets slightly tighter to hold each other closer. Feeling the rush of love and compassion you both wonder aimlessly around to find a comfortable spot to sit and relax and talk about each others day briefly. Knowing that there is time for everything in a single moment that stretches beyond time. After knowing that dinner is already made
lies hurt and take away alot from you when you put your trust in someone just to have your heart broken you ask yourself is it really even worth the time to ask why? i met someone on here he knew i lost my husband just eleven months ago its the closet ive got to i opened up my heart just to add more pain i thought about leaving this site after his promises to always be there for me ..but i have many true friends on here i cant leave because one person played with my feelings and hurt me.. my real friends love to you all and god bless you.... why does life have to be so unfair? I ask myself this time and time again everytime you find happiness it just seems to drift away, How are we supose to hold up if life keeps letting us down? married to someone for thirty years and in three months its all taken away  ,now how do i live ? life seems so unfair im lonely and scared and need some friends most people say get over it but i cant its really hard ,so when i think of life i wonder will i eve
Nasa’s Constellation Program
NASA’s Constellation Program   Will the Unites States surrender its leadership role in every conceivable area of importance?    The new Congress should demand the reauthorization of the Constellation Program.    Beyond the obvious, of being able to fly ourselves to the Space Station, maintaining the infrastructure and programs necessary for space leadership continuity and maintenance of military, commercial and scientific space projects and research, there are other extremely important reasons to fund the Constellation program.     It is a very sad fact that a history of disastrous policies like this one defunding our space program has left our nation on the brink of surrounding our super power status. In addition to cutting wasteful spending and pumping up the environment for American business, there are some extremely important actions that must be taken if we are to climb out of this huge economic hole we find ourselves in. We are going to need something like the info
Life Or Lust?
I wrap my hands around her throat, choking out her breath, eyes rolling back in her head, clawing at my skin, now i know its not my fault.           she was asking for it.
  Dropping by to say helloHave a happy dayWish we could be togetherThat's the first thing I'd like to say.I can't seem to start my dayWithout getting in touchOur time together is specialAnd I thank you very much.I said a blessing for you todayJust wanted you to knowYour friendship means so much to meEach day it seems to grow.Have a day of sunshineNo matter what you doYou'll be close within my heartAs I'll be thinking of you.
Why Lie?
Lying...I know that Fubar is a fantasy game, a social network, a place where you can be anything you want to be, but guys and gals...lying right out of the gate is just flat out WRONG! Take me for instance...everyone who comes across my page, knows I'm married; knows I'm a huge FLIRT;and knows that my marriage is not exactly happy. When I talk to guys and gals on fubar, I'm honest with them. I tell them, "yes...I'm married, yes, I live with my in laws and my husband and stepson, no, I am not currently working." My cards are all out on the table, and there isn't any room for wondering if I'm being honest or not. If you want to lie about your actual whereabouts, fine, your actual age, fine, your employment status, fine...but don't lie about your relationship status.  Me, and everyone would appreciate that you are at least honest on that subject. Why lie about that anyways? Do you really want to hook up with someone badly enough that you will lie to them and tell them you are single? W
My Shit
at the current moment i hate life... this year can quite possibly go down as my worse year of life yet.. that says a lot concerting the fact that in the past 6 years i have been diagnosed with a brain disease, have had my best friend pass away, 2 close friends pass away, lost my grandfather, been engaged and dumped twice, been cheated on multiple times, and have been left while pregnant because the father wasn't (nor will he ever be) able to take care of his responsibilities.... i know wishing for a new life never works... i've tried, it still hasn’t happened... i know trying to change my life can help... but with my current situation the only was to change my life is to write someone completely out of it... this my friends may be impossible... this person is causing me unimaginable pain... i cant go a single minute without pain... have you ever loved someone completely yet hated them completely at the same time??? this person is legally a part of my family, this person can take
Running Away
Relationships Current mood: worried The title says it all. Relationships mean a mass of things. Drama, Tears, Self Doubt, Anger, Sadness, Suspense, Etc. It has everything all contained in one word. So I am lost. I moved to Wyoming to better my life and I feel as though I am only making it ten times worse. I want to go home. back to California. I understand my place there. Here, I'm one face and there are two sides of a coin. Half the people here call me a fat ugly bitch. Those are the people who have never met me, seen me in real life, or even talked to me on the phone. The other half say I'm the hottest girl out here. Those people are the ones who know me or have taken the time out to take a new Cali girl under their wings. Honestly, I dealt with that in Cali but I am so far away from anyone who knows me that it hard to take it. I want friends. I'm dating this guy who is pretty chill but I find I am better with him when we hang out as friends. He doesn't make me fee
How can you feel everything and nothing at the same time? How can you be standing on the ground, but be floating on thin air? How can you be breathless, and still be breathing? How can you be the strongest person, but oh so weak? How can you have all these words in you head, but my lips won’t move? How can I miss you when you are not even gone yet? How do I stop this feeling before it’s too late? Never mind, it’s already too late…the feelings I have are too strong for words. I can only be floating, breathless, weak, and feel nothing and everything. Why does life have to be so complicated? Why can't it just be as simple as falling in love with somebody, and staying that way forever?
Ozgood's Realm
Well this is my first Blog here as I am still learning. I have the old My Space as well as Everyones Space accounts and I am becoming more active here. I am writing a book now and it is based on an old D&D character I used a long time ago. The book is really a creative writing exercise to help me learn a skill. I also write erotica for people (men and women). I write stories of passion and lust and not just fuck stories. If your interested drop me a line and I would enjoy your inputs. Truck Stop Fun I pulled into the lot on my midnight blue 79 Electra Glide for something to eat after a long ride from Houston and walked in as I pulled off my gloves and jacket. I wore my chaps as it had been cold outside. I look around the room and find a table in the back and sit down. I smile as you walk over and ask if what I want. "Coffee hot and black and I am hungry as well.", I say as I glance your way. You saunter back to the coffee machine and I watch you as you walk away with
It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.! The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead. Its amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, its not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. ITS A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen until they get into what theyre after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole now this is where the theory begins. She doesnt want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They dont real
He Said He Loved Me
Echos I hear the echo of the silent voice Mirrored by my own stress,anger and pain All these years locked up inside me Where I could feel no use to anyone All because of my abuse You give me a voice to speak upon the page All those years I've suffered in silence I never dared speak out I live in fear of being unbelieved Locked inside me is fear and hate I escape from my feelings By hearing you say those Five magic words "I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL" It has taken years to hear that voice Now I'm no longer alone The echos of the past have started to heal I got in the shower this morning, Tried to wash the pain away. But I'm still covered in it, I guess it's there to stay. Grabbed a pen and paper, Tried to scribble out the hurt. But there's no way to tell you, Not even words. Scrubbed my skin dry, Tried to rough away my stains. But there's no soap strong enough, To wash away this pain. Let my hair down, Brushe
My New Space
The waters of the Pacific caress the sand in their timeless union. I hold you close as we squint into the glare of the low hanging sun. As we exchange tender kisses, our skin is cooled by the breeze from the ocean, and by the approaching night. We gaze into each others eyes with... >>BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP>BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP>BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
My New Abode
Hello I am finally free and going to live in this country house, well a bit of it anway, in the New Forest amongst wild horses, pigs, donkeys and cows...I will feel at home. If you ask me nicely, then you can come and stay. Gray xxxx
Uh Huh
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute.Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught CRAP from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for a while. We went through the great
Beautiful Girls!
Words Of Wisdom
"Life is like a path...and we all have to walk the path... As we walk...we'll find experiences like little scraps of paper in front of us along the way. We must pick up those pieces of scrap paper and put them in our pocket... Then, one day, we will have enough scraps of papers to put together and see what they say... Read the information and take it to heart." A Place to Stand Late one morning in 1984, headed for lunch in San Francisco, I drove toward one of the booths. I hear loud music. It sounded like a party, or a Michael Jackson concert. I looked around. No other cars with their windows open. No sound trucks. I looked at the tollbooth. Inside it, the man was dancing. "What are you doing?" I asked. "I'm having a party," he said. "What about the rest of the people?" I looked over at the other booths; nothing moving there. "They're not invited." I had a dozen other question for him but somebody in a big hurry to get somewhere started punching his horn behind me and
PRAY FOR THE PEOPLE AND THE FAMILIES LOST IN MINNESOTA.. BRIDGE COLLAPSED INTO THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER im completely bored. anyone wanna chat on aim or yahoo? post ur name on here and i will hit u up
here we go for another rant! This doesnt apply to everyone and those of you who it does apply to KNOW who you are! I have no problem with rating some ones pics and I like most do expect a few rates in return but i have ALOT of pics to rate and i have NEVER asked anyone to rate all my Pics not even when i make a morph for them i like making morphs and the only payment for them i have ever asked for is a rate and a comment on the morph i make thats it. Now some have paid for the morphs of their own choosing by rating my pics or buying me gifts ect (you all know who you are) and for that YOU ROCK!! I have even been bought a 1 day blast and a ticker for making 2 people morphs and you 2 know who you are and YOU 2 SO ROCK! I have stopped people that i was making a morph for from rating all my pics because they were told that thats what people charge to make them I DONT! so as to my subject thats the 1st group of people im sick of so all you morph makers out there the secret is out
Messages In Music
Rush Videos | Music Video Codes | Seattle MLS Well, you can stake that claim - good work is the key to good fortune Winners take that praise - losers seldom take that blame If they don't take that game and sometimes a winner takes nothing We draw our own designs but fortune has to make that frame We go out in the world and take our chances Fate is just the weight of circumstances And that's the way that lady luck dances Roll the bones Roll the bones Why are we here? Because we're here! Roll the bones Why does it happen? Because it happens! Roll the bones Faith as cold as ice - why are little ones born only to suffer For the want of immunity or a bowl of rice? Well, who would hold a price on the heads on the innocent children If there's some immortal power to control the dice? We come into the world and take our chances Fate is just the weight of circumstances And that's the way that lady luck dances Roll the bones Roll the bones (Choru
Need Help Leveling
I need help leveling. I need 2,245 Points to go. If anyone can help me out, I would really appriciate it.
OMG!!! I really need to listen to this horoscope. I have a decision to make that will affect someone else's life. I am so stressed out about making this decision because I don't know how things concerning this decision work. If I make the wrong decision, I will feel terrible and responsible for making someone else's life harder than it should be. For November 9,2007 There's too much at stake for you to make up your mind easily. It's a situation that calls for more information, but you may have a hard time tracking down the facts. Try to settle down and wait for clarity. God!! How much closer can these things get to what's happening in my life right now?!?!?!? September 17,2007 You're taking care of so much weird emotional business right now that you might be torn between one important person and another. Take a deep breath and try to figure out your priorities quickly! Here's another horoscope that's right on target for me. August 27,2007
Naked Celebritys
Cop Accused Of Soliciting Sex In Police Cruiser 21-Year Veteran Of Coral Gables Police Department Suspended Without Pay CORAL GABLES, Fla. -- A Coral Gables police officer was arrested Sunday, accused of soliciting sex from a prostitute in his police cruiser. Officer Alan Davis, a 21-year veteran of the Coral Gables Police Department, is accused of soliciting a woman whom he thought was a prostitute but was actually a confidential informant working for police. According to the arrest report, the 43-year-old officer was on duty and in uniform when he drove his marked Ford Expedition to Pierce Park and paid $40 for sex with the woman. Davis then brought her to an empty office building to perform the act, the arrest report said. "He propositioned her," Coral Gables police Chief Michael Hammerschmidt said. "There was an exchange of money and, prior to any actual activity, he was arrested." Davis, who is married with children, is charged with one misdemeanor count
Happy Holidays Y'all! ;)
Just think if the Native Americans had given the Pilgrims a donkey, we'd all be getting a piece of ass for Thanksgiving!!!!! ;o) Happy Thanksgiving. :D
*this* Is What "nuwaubu & Nuwaubians" Are *really* About!
Decode the movie and the video. What do they know that you dont know? What are they showing you that you dont know? They have to show you, make you get use to or comfortable with. Then they do it. Everything is by choice and volunteering whether you are aware of it or not. Madonna - 4 Minutes Apocalypse (Greek: Ἀποκάλυψις Apokálypsis; "lifting of the veil"), is a term applied to the disclosure to certain privileged persons of something hidden from the majority of humankind.
I hope u get served bitch. evilash2 someone help me rate her a 1 I love y'all bitches ( and i mean that with respect and admiration) and i'm drunk so holla nigga
Power & Pride..poem
Power & Pride... {A slaves thoughts} I bring my soul to you, lay it at your feet. Hear my mind, hear my heart, Never doubt I need u this much. I give all to you with simple trust, to know no other as such, let no other inside my soul...only you. craving each word that falls from your lips, guiding me, showing me, It's all in your touch. Your words are those I life by, the goal to please u in my heart, taking what you give & never holding back. To take the pain with pleasure, to find subspace with your touch, listening to your words, Obeying without question with perfect trust. Give to eachother, need pleading for all, growing, completing Desire given to just one. Bound to you with all that I, with all that I can give, to face you with a clear mind, to know your love. I submit completely, your Power over me has no limits, no words of denial in my mind. The pride I carry, shall show you all I am, I will falter, but always be there in th
My Life
I sit back and reflect on how life used to be..Of kids playing games out side and not glued to the tv. when parents would sit on there steps while the kids played outside..But those days are gone and as I think about them sometmes I wanna cry. hustlers on every corner serving all the feans. is this what they fought for? This couldn't have been Christine dream. Ihope some one is feeling this even if it is coming through s screen Done By Christine
all you foot slaves out there i want you to check this out and bid on our open auctions!!! haha, no not what ur thinking i did that a loooong time ago :p i see everyone making a amazon wish list and ive had plenty of time on my hands so i did too. i very seriously doubt ill get anything on it but hell y not right?
**urgent** From Ticker
YOU MUST SEND A FRIEND REQUEST TO HOST BEFORE COMMENTING AS OF 06/21 The host of the contest added several ppl but ignored many requests in order for this girl to be bombed! She was ahead until this tactic by over 4000 comments I am sure he has his reasons so we are just asking EVERYONE to send a friend request and please leave as many comments as possible she has tried very hard on her first contest and stood a chance at first place as it stands she can get very few comments now but the second place holder is gaining fast as his bombers were all accepted so PLEASE help this girl out. Just send a friend request to the host yes that's the pic he chose as his default after he changed the rules (squishing the competition I guess) We don't want drama just a fair contest. '§rWhï+êKnïgh+ This is my first contest! Please come by and leave me a comment or a few. I have to get the most comments to win! Thanks so much for your help. Contest is go
Tough Question
Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one........ Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates: Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down f
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My Midget
Just in the year that i have been on this site it has changed so much. Not exactly for the good either. I have made some good friends on here and met some of them in person but the site in general is goin to hell in a hand basket. The regular member cant get help without having to basically beg for it or pay for it. We help all the ppl that have their HH's or Autos but in my own experience...even when i help them cuz they want it....i don't get the help back in return. I do have a few friends that are always there when i need help but for the most part....this online popularity contest is more than that. there are alot of women that will do anything ( and i do mean anything to get what they want) and that to me is just crap. Gives real women with morals a bad name. Anyway...these are my thoughts on Fubar at the moment. I'm just tired of the bullshit
Just Some Reading Material
Lingering here in the past Not knowing how much longer I can last I am the broken doll that no one wants Consuming all my thoughts and dreams Never to hear” I love you” or know what it means In the heartening shadows I shall now stay Hoping soon that I will fade away Never hearing someone call my name Deafened by the sound of my putrefying heart Desiring nothing more than to go back to the start Longing for someone to show my affection When I am hurting to be my protection Shrouded by the bleakness of my existence Wanting to feel the pureness of your kiss Wanting to share your heavenly bliss Perpetually bewildered by my veiled past Captivating this breath as if it be my last Listening to the confusion of my hearts ode Sitting here beside you as you tell me that you lied That was the night that my wounded heart died Throughout my heart your heartless words did echo My perished heart is beginning to show Do the words I speak taint your diminutive thoughts?
An Ode To Deep Thoughts By A Guy Whose Last Name Was Handy
ive always wandered what color would a smurf turn if you choked it? while setting on a river i always wandered if when a human falls into the water they call it drowning. so do you think that when fish get on land they calling drying? another random thought to be posted as i see fit
A Bet's A Bet!!
I made the bet... I paid up... Check out my for stonicus ~ Public Humiliation folder in my pics!! Here's a preview of what you will find... NEVER make a bet if you aren't willing to pay up if you lose!!
Poem Wrote 4 Me By "sin Is In"
Poem Wrote For Me By "Sin is In - Member of the Whips and Chains Society!" 10/13/08 My abdication awaits your beckon naked anticipation slithers up my spine In obsequious pleasure I give in I give up I give everything willingly Use me for your pleasure use me as you please strip away my wants reduce me to this need take me over the line from the pleasure to the pain kiss me with the devil's tongue make me dance for you again take me to that holy place where the world doesn't exist your demand of me, my hunger my submission to you, my gift.. Thank you Sweetheart you are a doll!! I love it!!! LINK TO HER PROFILE!! Go Show Her Some Serious Fu-Lovin'!!! Sin is In - Member of the Whips and Chains Society!@ fubar
The Two Thirds Destiny
Open Mic. Night Venom of Hate Stuck in my head Infecting me Twisted and dirty Hated Digging your claws into me You can’t let me go No, no Not this again Staring into me Caught in the pools of my soul Digging into me So much deeper It couldn’t feel better Tearing at my flesh Ripping me Away from me Until you find what you seek Staring into me Caught in the pools of my soul Digging unto nadir of my filth Tearing at my flesh Hooks like talons buried in my soul Scratching at my mind Pulling at the darkness of my soul Drawing me hither I’ll never bleed for you To be the feast for your roaming demons Searching Seeking me out Lying in wait I pray you search harder Seek me farther My sin awaits your service Forsaken knowledge on the breath of my tongue Scarring me from within Never to return From the far side of normal The worms of your filth Wiggling around in my gut You’re the filthy little maggots devouring my soul With your eminent touch With the
My Owner
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25th January 2009 - Photograhy Workshop
DUE TO THE SUCCESS OF THE NOVEMBER WORKSHOP WE HAVE HAD ENQUIRIES FOR THE DATE OF THE NEXT EVENT - 25th JANUARY 2009. SHOOT: ADULTS ONLY - 18+ OPEN FETISH STYLE SHOOT in exclusive private location . For those Photographers and Models looking to expand portfolio with a unique niche look. RSVP only! NO WALK INS We are EXPECTING (with current interest) the following numbers for the event 10 photographers (No walk ins) 6 models DATE: 25th January 2009 COST: $200 per photographer. Pay cash on entry TIME: 10am - 3pm. Complimentary food and refreshments provided during any breaks. Models and MUA's will be there at 10am Models arriving late (please try not to) will need to have their makeup done before they arrive. LOCATION: Green Point (near Gosford). Must RSVP to receive address and information. PREMISES & EQUIPMENT: The Central Coasts premier equipped dungeon. This is a great opportunity for novice and/or professional photographers and models to
Recalls Suck
Well after doing 4yrs get to do another year via involuntary recall and get to go to Iraq again for the 2nd time well as long as the public knows that military is still making sacrifices on their behalf is all good but hey going to be bored so everyone dont fell afraid to send a message or whatever
It keeps pounding in my head, everytime I lay in bed.. It's a memory of you and me- the things we've said or did. I begin to think, and my heart wants to sink. When I was with you, I felt something so true. Now, I say.. what I am going to do?? I see when you walk on by, feels like I could cry. And tears build up in my eyes, I still have feelings I can't deny. Hoping you'd forgive me tonight, and hold me tight. Wishing you'd tell me "everything's gonna be alright." Nothing ever feels right. I know I can't let go. I still love you so. I keep wishing we'd be together, where it's us again. That we'd last forever and ever!!!
Helping Vicki
Another Angel Among Us Here On Fubar! imikimi - Customize Your World! Vicki Is 3.5 Mil Away From Becoming The Next Angel On Fubar! Lets Help Her Get There.
      Im HOSTING my first AUCTION/CONTEST! It will Start on May 1st @ 5PM FU-TIME/8PM EST, And END on May 10th @ 5PM FU-TIME/8PM EST. *i will take final entry on april 30th @ 3PM FU-TIME/ 6PM EST. NO EXCEPTIONS! **HERE IS HOW IT WILL WORK.** There will be an Entry FEE of 100K Fubucks. The Min bid will be 100K. ALL FUBUCKS/CASH BIDS ENCOURAGED BY BIDDERS. YOU MUST SEND ME A PM WITH A PIC AND THE LIST OF WHAT YOU HAVE TO OFFER + ENTRY FEE. You MUST RATE MY &SKITTLES& Folder & Comment the Last pic stating you want to be in the Skittles Auction. (there are only 50 pics in folder) Person with
Just Me Blogging
It turns out there's no brain tumor.  It's all because of some of the medications I've been on.  I see the dr in a couple of weeks, so I'll have to see what she wants to do about my elevated prolactin levels. Well, the CT scan was clean, confirming that I do have a brain inside there.  What a surprise.  Wednesday at 6:15 am I had to have an MRI, which was really early, so we came home and went back to sleep.  I had to take all of my piercings, of course, and didn't bother with putting them back in before my nap.  When I woke up, I set out to put them all back in.  Everything went in fine, except for the bridge.  I couldn't get it to go in through the right side, but I managed to finally wiggle it through the left side.  It bled like crazy, but I finally got it through.  This morning I woke up with swollen eyes, to the point it was a little hard to see.  I put some ice on them, which gave me a terrible headache, and did little to improve the condition.  Now, the swelling has gone down,
A Poem...
I was in class this Tuesday evening, and an assignment in class was to write a poem about ourselves.  We were given the title "I Come From..." and we were to build from there and see where our minds brought us.  She also informed us that it did not have to rhyme.  After she said that, she told us we had 20 minutes and left the room.  What am I going to write?  Here is my outcome... I come from a broken home Yet that is not all I've known Surrounded by family that cares New thoughts were often dared Importance of working hard Learned at an early age Daily tending to field and yard Never confined, never caged As in physical work, academic was to match Earn each grade to life's new latch Let dreams build your future While making sure to find your right suitor Melody and rhyme Completely fill my mind Music is a part of my upbringing Musical instruments, but I am left with only my singing Dreams of being a professional performer A few years ago I begun the journey to come closer Strong
Bonnie * R.i.p.
I lost a dear close friend and the world has lost a beautiful person.  Her family, her Husband of 28 yrs and their three children have lost a very loving, kind, so proud of them Mother! We met in 1981, my father had been transfered to Ft. Rucker, AL. I was a junior in HS and Bonnie's family was our neighbors.  We were the same age and became insperable, she had lost her mom when she was very young, her Evil Stepmom was just that.  Bonnie practically lived with us and even called my parents MOM and DAD! It was great because I was an only child, I now had a Sister.  We spent every weekend at Panama City Beach, FL.  It was 90 min. drive but we knew some short cuts and with Radar Detector, we made it in an hour!  Her older Sister lived there and we could stay as long as we wanted! We moved into a one BR tiny apt right after school. Money was tight, but we could get fruit cheap, being so close to FL and the things we learned to make with mac and cheese an tuna!!!  That was short lived tho
Reciprocate Please
God determines who walks into your's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go. I need this back. If you'll do this for me, I'll do it for you.....When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is all you need.Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the following small prayer for the person who sent you this.Father, God bless all my friends in whatever it is that You know they may need this day! And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity, and power as
Ha! Freaking Love This!
Haven’t been in church sinceI don’t remember whenThings were going greatTil they fell apart againSo I listened to the preacherAs he told me what to doSaid you can’t go hating otheswho done wrong to youSometimes we get angryBut we must not condemnLet the good Lord do his jobAnd you just pray for themI pray your brakes go outRunning down a hillI pray and flower pot fallsFrom a window sillAnd knocks you in the head like I’d like toI pray your birthday comes and nobody callsI pray your flying high when your engine stallsI pray all your dreams never come trueJust know wherever you areHoney, I pray for youReally glad I found my way to churchCause I’m already feeling better and I thank God for the wordsSo I’m gonna take the high roadAnd do what the preacher told me to doYou keep messing up And I’ll keep praying for youI pray your tire blows out at 110I pray you pass out with your best friendAnd wake up with his and her tattoosWherever you are, near or
Great Just What I Need.....
My mothers word to her Dr. when she was told that the spots in her lungs were cancer and that there  were more on her second CAT scan. She said this in an "oh for fucks sakes" way. Yeah,I couldn't see her saying it any other way. She has everything planned out. No funeral,just a get together at our home. She gives herself another year maybe. Knows that she wants her ashes with my fathers and to have them spread in the Colorado mountains. her words on that..."For god sakes don't get caught throwing your father and I out the window by the cops!"  I thought I was gonna die! Althought,that would be a great story. I always hope my mother knows I love her and I always hope I will be like her. I love my mom :)
They Always Remember Home, Do We Remember Them? How Do They Feel?     Support your troops as you Support your Families. Make as one. Come look at the faith we have in our youth. paste in addy bar.   Check out this link, if doesnt go through copy and paste n Internet Addy line.
why is it we love the one that hurts us most in life why is up not down why the heck is there so many time zones in one country why do dryers eat one sock out of a load of laundry and where does it go just some random thoughts i would love some insight to
Coming Out - Gay Pride
Hi thanks for reading this blog this is to let people know how you came out as gay bi les or transgender? Well coming out of the closet is the hardest thing when coming to terms with your sexuality. Worried about peoples reactions who to tell first and how they will take it? Well Lisa came out to her sis when her feelings towards me became more than friendship and her sis was ok with it and still is she always backs us up to her parents . Well then Lisa told the kids and they was ok with it we didnt know what they reaction would be but we was surprised they are still okish but have there moments. Lisa then told a few others ie more family and friends and then her parents found out and they hit the roof and disowned her but are still not happy with the fact that we are married . Lisa's mates are fine with it and kind of guessed that we were more than just friends. Im happy that everyone close to her is ok with her and she hasnt lost anyone because of it some people she was close t
Sick Friends
Jared A.k.a. Shiloh Wolfe's Blog
I am hoping that you could help my dear friend Azu Gabu out in his time of need.  His brother has just recently passed away and is in need of some funds to take care of the arrangements.  He is a great friend of mine and I am helping him out the best I can and am looking for others to help as well. He creates jewelry that is really fantastic and is selling them to help raise money.  If you can help in anyway, that would be the greatest!  His site is: I hope that you can help in any way possible.  Also, please pray for him and his family in this time of need.Thank you for your time and support,                                                     Jared A.K.A. Shiloh Wolfe
An Irishman And His Thoughts
Possessed By Him
her eyes quietly opened as she slowly adjusted her skirt and blouse... sitting herself upright, she brushed her fingers lightly through her hair... then smiled up at him as he came around to open her door... extending his hand to her... taking both their bags from the trunk of the car in one hand... his other arm around her waist... he guided her inside the hotel... he didn't stop at the desk but headed straight for the elevators... he pressed the button for the 7th floor and whispered to her... "i was here earlier to set everything up for your stay..." he pulled her close to him, kissing her hard as the elevator slowly ascended to their floor... then led her to the door where he pressed his lips close to caress softly against her cheek... whispering against her ear... "i left you something to slip into, in the bathroom... you have everything you need to freshen up a bit... don't take too long though... i'm not a patient man..." she slipped quietly into the bathr
Finally, there is one guy, I feel alright possibly giving my heart to. It's weird, because I'm totally messed up in the head because of certain ex's, but I trust him. I trust that i'll never be hit again, i'll never be yelled at again, and i'll never be forced to do things that I don't ever want to do again. I realize, at times i'm completely hostile towards him but I really don't mean to be. At night, I think about the events that went on that day and sometimes wish I did things different. He knows I don't mean the mean shit I say or do. Well, atleast I hope he does. PCS.
A Little Too Much
To lash out at someone, you are suppose to love. That isn't something you should, be proud of. Consider someone, besides yourself. Think of their pain, what they felt. When your cruel words, cut straight to the bone. Imagine you being knocked, right off your thrown. Speak from your heart, not from the anger inside. The love your covering up, you're choosing to hide. Because of rage, anger and confusion. Add their feelings to your list, before acting out your illusion. Somethings are just too powerful, to take back. Think of their reaction, before you act. Unless you're just trying, to push them away. Then by all means continue, to say. Words can't damage someone too much, right. Wrong, this is our last, fight. Words aren't words at all, but emotions brought to life. Feels like you've been stabbed in the heart, with one Hell of a knife. Not anymore, say what you must. Live with knowing, you said just a little too much.
Starting My New Website, Cum Show Support!!!
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Copyrights Belong 2 Me... Please Do Not Copy My Shit.
Do you ever really take the time to get to know ur online friends intimately?? Do you know their everyday struggles in life?? Do you know whether they'll be here tomorrow or not?? And why wouldn't they be?? I hold in everything in life that's bad, and only radiate the good... the positive. But, this is a screaming question that burns deep within me. DO YOU CARE??? I show nothing but love and kindness to all my online friends... I actually take the time to get to know them intimately... I know there's a lot of us out there that do care. But, it riddles me, to know how many of us DON'T CARE. A message to all my online "friends", caring or not... I truely feel like I'm dying... sad thing is, no one would even know if I did except my family. It scares me that something more serious is taking over me... mind, body, and soul. It terrifies me. I wake up, I take my meds, I think about the day... Will I still be alive when tomorrow comes? If I die will I be missed? Who will even know to miss me
Contests! Take A Peek
Hello EVERYONE! This Contest I'm entered in is going on right now, it lasts for one week. I finally got up enough courage to enter, I'm hoping I didn't make a mistake. I was entered in last weeks for only 10 hours. What I'm worried about is someone in the contest is popular and has a ton of friends, you know when you get a shout in you box asking you to vote for someone you don't even know. I like to go to the site and see the pic's and vote for the person I want to. It seems that some are more of a popularity contest. I choose this contest site because the rules are a little different then most. It says "Winner is based on the highest rating, not the number of votes so don't forget to vote for the pic's you don't like too." Seeing that put me at ease a little but I'm still wondering if I made a mistake by entering. I guess I'll find out. Thanks for being there and cheering me on you guys mean so much to me! If I never joined Lost Cherry I NEVER would have had the courage
Ya Well Lmao
your a freak and its ok to admit it hey if you like sex admit it and stop being a tease Take this quiz at What is your Ultimate Sexual Fantasy? Having a fivesome with a cop, a broadway producer, a Mc Donalds employee, and Bill Clinton. Take this quiz at Thank you for supporting rationality. From,David Hasselhoff 'What crappy greeting card will you receive?' at
If any of you have a myspace go add me just let mt know your from Cherrytap! If any of my friends here on cherrytap have a myspace also please add me! This is the "attractive" test. Reply to the person that post this with your answers. Re-Post this blank and see who will fill this out for you. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. BE HONEST!!! Do i look like a good kisser? [] yes [] no Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] beautiful! [] sexy azz hell [] fine [] pretty [] cute [] iight [] ugly! I look like.. [] a player [] slut [] whore [] hubby/wifey type [] one time thing [] next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up with me [] cuddle with me [] have sex with me [] date me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 []
San Diego/mexico Trip
Before you open me Make sure this is truly something you want to do Right now all you have is an outside view Are you ready to explore what lies within? Think about this for a while before you begin What you’re about to experience is very precious Some would say priceless I am wise beyond my years as my soul is old Some would say ageless Few have scratched the surface And many failed to grasp its meaning Of a life that has taken me Far beyond simple dreaming. Are you prepared to dive Into the black sea of my soul? Can you abandon all your fears And all that you’ve been told? Are you ready For a new kind of addiction? I think you like danger At least that’s my prediction Learn what makes me smile And what touches my heart Learn why it is I relish the dark Hear the laughing demons Tuck me in at night Feel the lustful passions Lurking behind my blackened sight Open me Touch my pages Be careful I can be quite contagious Smell the scents o
This website seems like its b.s. but amazingly it is actually true. I already recieved my PS3. Try it I couldnt believe it myself that it worked. I thought i wasted 27 dollars. 2 weeks later it actually came in the mail. I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am
Favorite Saying
The shortest word is I. The sweetest word is Love. The only one for me is You. (smile) Humor is a universal language. CLEANING HOUSE FOR 2007 Last Week I threw out Worrying, it was getting old and in the way. It kept me from being me; I couldn't do things God's way. I threw out a book on MY PAST (Didn't have time to read it anyway). Replaced it with NEW GOALS, started reading it today. I threw out hate and bad memories, (Remember how I treasured them so)? Got me a NEW PHILOSOPHY too, threw out the one from long ago. Brought in some new books too, called I CAN, I WILL, AND I MUST. Threw out I might, I think and I ought. WOW, you should've seen the dust. I ran across an OLD FRIEND, I hadn't talked to in a while. His name is GOD the Father, and I reall
Feels Good
damn it feels good to have my lovly wife back in my arms again to love and to hold forever and it also feels good to be away from the my living hell which is Norfolk VA away from all the assholes that live there and away from a blood sucking apt complex called The Gates Of West Bay no longer to be annoyed by dickhead neighbors and no longer have to worry about my wife being ok cause i can be there for her now and forever to the end of days PYRO damn it feels good to have my lovly wife back in my arms again to love and to hold forever and it also feels good to be away from the my living hell which is Norfolk VA away from all the assholes that live there and away from a blood sucking apt complex called The Gates Of West Bay no longer to be annoyed by dickhead neighbors and no longer have to worry about my wife being ok cause i can be there for her now and forever to the end of days PYRO
i have not been on here much do to my life being so turned upside down right now. in a nut shell... my grandmother is very ill and could pass at anytime. my mother may not be far behind her, and my older sister just got put in the hospital by what was going to be her new husband this coming summer ... she has a skull fracture and is badly bruised in many places. my baby sister is battleing cancer and seems to be winning the battle. to top it all off my fiance's aunt past away last nite she lost her battle with cancer. and his grandmother is probly won't be with by easter. that is just the tip of the mess in my life... i need a ton of hug's and fast... i am not sure how long i can stay strong through all of this. i am doing my best to be strong and make this holoday as wonderful as possible for our children but this is really getting tuff!!! pray for my family please!! as some of you may already know ... Fenton ,MI which is my Home... was hit by multipal tornadoes on Friday evenin
in a way life is like a hammer a hammer that has no mercy on what it strikes or beats down. Its wild swings of fury and pain and its glory times when this hammer stikes and only needs one strike to feel good. But this hammer has a warped head and sick sence of what is and is not right. Please find me take me and put me up, pain will follow but i will handle what ever needs be done. I can say this all who check out my profile are either friends or sexy ass women only. Or i will bring the pain.
Contests / Challenges
Hello everyone, I have decided to host my first auction. This auction will run from today, January 21st starting at 10 P.M. Eastern till Thursday, January 31st at 10 P.M. The rules are simple..You may bid anything you like, Fubux, Blasts, Ticker Messages, VIP's, Happy Hours, Fubar T-Shirts..etc. Actual money items overshadow Fubucks. What the winner gets.... 1.) The person you win will put Owned by "Your name here" next to theirs in their profile name for an entire month. 2.) Atleast 1 daily comment 3.) All pics and stash rated during Happy Hour 4.) A daily gift of their choosing. 5.) A personal salute photo to you (What kind is up to the person who is won) 6.) Anything after that is up to the person who is owned. Please keep in mind this is for fun ONLY! Please, no rude comments! If you would like to be in the auction simply send me a message and let me know which pic you would like to enter. Anyone may join up until the Sunday the 27th of January at mid
Literary Gothic
Revolving in oval loops of solar speed, Couched in cauls of clay as in holy robes, Dead men render love and war no heed, Lulled in the ample womb of the full-tilt globe. No spiritual Caesars are these dead; They want no proud paternal kingdom come; And when at last they blunder into bed World-wrecked, they seek only oblivion. Rolled round with goodly loam and cradled deep, These bone shanks will not wake immaculate To trumpet-toppling dawn of doomstruck day : They loll forever in colossal sleep; Nor can God's stern, shocked angels cry them up From their fond, final, infamous decay. From childhood's hour I have not been As others were; I have not seen As others saw; I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken My sorrow; I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I loved, I loved alone. Then- in my childhood, in the dawn Of a most stormy life- was drawn From every depth of good and ill The mys
Desert Island
If you were going to be placed on a desert island for 10 years...and you could only take 3 things...what would you take and why? Me personally...I would take a copy of The Odyssey by Homer, pictures of Pam Anderson's boobs and as large a container of hand lotion as I could get. What about you?
If u buy me a blast i will put you on my family list and let you see my NSFW pictures...
My head back, hair wet against my face, I look into the darkness of my closed eyes, as I feel you pour upon me. Touching my face, neck, and shoulders; you cause me to shiver. Every sense within me heightened beyond any scale, I treasure your caress. Arms outstretched, I await your consumption of my being. The glistening you cause upon my flesh, far more intensified by the blinding passion you have instilled within me. Rage, sadness and love; a welcome turmoil. You bring every feeling inside of me to surface. Your sounds, hushing all that surrounds me, causing an awakening calm; arousal of my soul. Your touch becoming softer, I open my eyes to find a glistening, brighter world. A light shines as I watch you fade into the skies, yet again... ~Jess~ Here?
~Kaly~aka ~Blondie~ should be known as aka cunt or bitch.....and heres why... ~Kaly~aka ...: Ok let me get this on your LEVEL ..cuz I have a four year degree....FUCK YOU..and I dont need your lying ass ..there are enuff of those. ->~Kaly~aka ...: now its you whom doesnt know me.....try and argument more your i spoke truth and you took it that i would have cybered in a flash ....if thats how you feel i wont be able to change that and for a third time...SORRY I BOTHERED YOU ... ~Kaly~aka ...: You are a would have cyber sexed inna min...just save it. I rather honestly...just say you wanted to get off...and youre sorry...or keep going. ->~Kaly~aka ...: whatever not like most guys and i woud rather be honest then a fake so if thats enough to damn me then so be it again sorry i bothered you ~Kaly~aka ...: THAT IS WHAT I READ...most guys do not first meeting ...esp..say..Im HONRY AND HAVE NO dont even know me.. ->~Kaly~aka ...: an
The Darker Side Of Me
Sickness so deep it seems there's no cure. For something so empty such beauty so pure. The world is so open it's empty and cold. Why be so selfish lonely less bold? Wish you could see all that is there. All of the beauty you truly could share. Open your heart and close off your mind. Such goodness and hope inside you could find. One selfless act to show it all mattered. Instead it's all maimed it's torn and is tattered. How could this happen and me not have seen? Not read all the signs not known what they mean. Showing it's over and the end is now here. Not one word to be spoken not emotion nor tear. Empty I'll be when my angel takes flight. In moments I know she'll be gone from my sight. I pretend that you're not here, listening to what I say But really you're the only one, that can make everything okay I pretend that I don't care, when you don't talk to me But really I'm dying inside, I just wish you could see I pretend that I
I've Been Tagged
I've been tagged!!! Here's a list of 10 Interesting, Random or otherwise unknown (well, unknown to most) things about me: 1: I hate feet! 2: I wear sandals even in the winter, in the rain, and sometimes even after it snows 3: I am a recovered Meth addict... Goin on 10 years sober. 4: I don't control my own life. 5: I pay wayyy too much attention to my dogs. 6: I have a serious Gymboree addiction and my daughter has more clothes than she can possibly wear. How many children need 10 coats?? 22 pairs of shoes? It is a 7: I am tired all the time 8: I hate top sheets! 9: I have one of those cadet wall heaters in my home and when my ass is cold, I get down on my hands and knees in front of it and pracitally burn my ass. haha! 10: I CANNOT keep my car clean! It is like it is my own private dump. Or my daughters anyway. Now I guess I am supposed to tag 5 people, so I choose..... 1. Ja'Nielle aka Cure4UrBrunetteAddiction 2. Michael aka CommentFox 3. FAT SONNY 4: Mike Rock aka Mik
Please Help
I am away for a day or two. My first grandchild will be born tomorrow 3/30. So i will be busy with my daughter at the hospital. pet shakledpet needs 10,000 comments in 2 weeks for a 1 month VIP. All love returned!!
My Lounge
come check out the hottest lounge on fubar I MADE A LOUNDE CALLED THE FREAKY SIDE OF FUBAR AND I FORGOT HOW TO DO EVERYTHING I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE AND COME CHECK IT OUT come check out milfsweetie and my lounge its will get alot better
A Poem By Tony
Searchin through the Dream of Tomorrow Soaring with the Eagle on High Dancing with the stars above Singing out with the wind With the Heart burning with delight Desires burning with freedom As tomorrows dreams ignite The Spirit to Soar Can you hear the song within Can you reach your goals and desires Is your Spirit lit with the fire That dances high with the song of the wind Calling out for you to be free again Peace will reign the song will be heard As your Spirit ignites the fire of the world As you sing out with the wind Dancing with the Dream from within Sing out and be free Sing out and unchain the dream For your freedom from within is shining bright once again (Tony Kenyon 2008)
Welcome to Camelot King JJ and Queen Rebecca are looking for Knights in Shining Armour and Damsels in Distress to join them in Camelot. 1) Please F/R/A everyone in the kingdom, including the King and Queen. 2) Knights please say, "Knight in Shining Armour" in your friends requests or comments if already friends. Damsels please say, "Damsel in Distress" in your friends requests or comments if already friends. 3) Knights please rate 100 stash thumbs up at this link. Camelot Stash. Damsels please rate 100 stash thumbs up at this link. Camelot Stash. 4) When finished adding everyone and rating the stash, please send a message to MscFrk and a link to a picture you would like for your tag. Tags will be messaged to you. You can also view in Stash or in Photo Album. 5) Most importantly, have fun and welcome to the Kingdom of Camelot. KingLoneStarState_Cowboy QueenMscFrk Knight
Dj Bullies For Sunset Cafe
this is why i never get offensive why i am not quick to judge nor assume why i dont react in certain ways to certain things ==================================================== Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. ==================================================== see love is an understanding of the heart it knows when to say and do things so when someone says they love you and they hold nothing against you and dont act a certain way to things and stand beside you 100% its because they REALLY TRULY LOVE YOU so the next time someone says "i love you" just take in to consideration what comes with that love because once its gone its gone now maybe some of my friend
Am I Happy? What is happiness? Can money purchase it? Does it even exist? There are days when I think that I have found this elusive item. And then when it’s in my grasp I lose it, and it’s gone forever. Am I truely happy? Are any of us truely happy? What does it mean to be happy? Can this question even be answered? If life is a quest for happiness, then have I even left home yet? Have I even packed for the long journey to find this golden ray of sunshine? I have everything at this very moment, fame, fortune, love, and power. This is the time of my life for making memories. For forging bonds of friendship to last a lifetime. Oh my hero, where are you? Will you come riding in on your white horse and whisk me away? Or did you already arrive and I pushed you away? Giving you some lame excuse that I was too occupied to care. I feel happiness return I know that my knight is here that he will never leave me that he
Just Seeing Something
A Friend Of Mine Please help him out and lets get him some comments and rates. Good Luck
Im Gonna Miss Ya
To all my WONDERFUL AND AWESOME FRIENDS after friday nov. the 7th i may be gone for a short while so dont forget or delete me while im gone ill be back eventually Y'ALL WILL BE MISSED WHILE IM GONE LOVE U ALL AGATHA
Random Sillynesssss
Saw this in a blast....and really tickled me.....LMAO Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. I was just thinking......... Thats it really!! Ahhhh...Monday Will get back to ya's on that!!
Happy Thanksgiving.!!!!
Hi there all it has been a good while sence my last blog and now it's Thanksgiving wow how time flys huh. I hope all of you will have a Happy Thanksgiving with all your friends and family hope everyone is doing ok so far, it has been a while sence I have been on here, I now have 4 ferrets 3 girls and 1 boy. I will leave another blog soon I stay busy now with 2 jobs and gym time, take care everyone and have a Happy Thanksgiving.. Jay
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Poem 1
your touch kept me whole your kiss set me free your love filled me with unspeakable happiness your gone now and I am broken locked inside myself inside my pain you left and took all the happiness how will I go on now that I am broken I am overcome with sadness why does this hurt so bad? I didn't know you long but you have turned my world upside down. I had hoped you'd be the one to prove I could be loved. But now you are gone and I don't know if I will ever see you, feel you, smell you, taste you again.
I would love to beat the face,Of any mother fucker that's thinkin' they can change me,White knuckles grip pushing through for the gold,If you're wantin' a piece of me I broke the mother fuckin' mold,I'm drowning in your wakeShit rubbed in my faceTeething on concreteGums bleedingDig bury me underneathEverything that I am rearrangingDig bury me underneathEverything that I was slowly changingI struggle in violated space,Sell out motherfuckers in the biz that try to fuck me,Hang from their T's rated P.G. insight,I ain't sellin' my soul when there's nothing to buyI'm livid in my spacePissing in my faceFuck you while you tryTo fuck meDig bury me underneathEverything that I am rearrangingDig bury me underneathEverything that I was you ain't fuckin' changing meLet me help you tie the rope around your neck,Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge,Let me help you hold the glock against your headLet me help you tie the rope around your neck,Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the
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Where In The Fu Is Pmalone41??
My impending incarceration On Monday May 19th I am due in court and am facing 6 months in jail. It is due to a toxic relationship I was in with this 22 year old girl. She had talked me into shoplifting some things for her and like an idiot I did it. Ofcourse I got caught. I have a prison record for Assult on a police officer from 1999 so they are throwing the book at me this time and going for the maxium sentance on a misdemenor. Hopefully I can get another 30 day posponement or at least 2 weeks to self-surrender to the jail. If not I will be going straight to jail on Monday. Anyway I thought I should let you, my fu-friends know that I will be taking a long vacation from fubar in the near future. I would like to thank everyone for their friendship and help in leveling me to Godfather in only one month. I will return to you all asap. Take care, and god bless. I'm Free!!! I was sentanced to 121 days jail, suspended and 3 years probation. there is a $900.00 fine which I'm being given

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