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~~english Lesson~~
A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. He takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther, and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock." The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them. The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the c
The Bulletin I Just Posted
OKAY WELL I THINK ITS PRETTY SAD AN PATHETIC THAT ALL BUT MAYBE A FEW OF YOU ALL HAVE TAKEN A NOTICE TO SOME RECENT NAME CHANGES AND YA KNOW ME AN OUTLAW SPIRITS ARE A BIT UPSET BECAUSE THINGS ARE NOT BEING DONE AS THEY SHOULD BE... I MYSELF HAVE THROWED MY HANDS UP WITH THE WHOLE DAMN THING BECAUSE THE WAY I SEE SOME OF YOU ALL DONT EVEN TAKE THE TIME TO READ A BULLETIN OR REPOST IT LET ALONE ANYTHING ELSE. TAKE ME LAST FEW DAYS I HAVE BEEN HITTING JUST ABOUT EVERYONE OF YOU ALL WITH COMMENTS AND HAVING BEEN RATING PICS AND RATING PROFILES LEFT AN RIGHT IVE ADDED ALL OF YOU TO MY PROFILE PAGE TRYING TO SHOW ALL OF YOU ALL RESPECT AND THAT I DO GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU ALL BUT THATS OKAY I DON'T EXSPECT ANYONE OF YOU ALL TO KISS MY ASS I NEVER TREATED YOU ALL LIKE YOU WERE BELOW ME OR ANYTHING ELSE. I WANT TO BE THE TYPE OF HEAD TO THE GROUP WHERE THE MEMBERS CAN APPREICATE THE THINGS THAT MYSELF AN OUTLAW SPIRITS DO WE ARE ALWAYS THINKING AND TALKING ABOUT DIFFERENT WAYS WE CAN MAKE THE
March = Gorgeous
Body: Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are... JANUARY = SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. E
Writing.
Writing has become part of my life, My friend. One thing i can do in life, Without being questioned on, Without being doubted on. Something for myself and no one else. Writing has become part of my life, Such a young age, sitting there, Opening out into my own world spewing out the emotions of life. My life. To be able to realise the emotions inside me. Writing has become part of my life, My experiences. Letting my imagintation wild, running free. Wherever, whatever destination it leads me. Such a wholesome feeling. Fulfilling. Writing has become part of my life, Writing has been one of my inspiration. Writing never questions you, Writing gives you freedom. Breathe. To be able to be free. (C) Copyright. Angel
Blech
Because I woke up late and got to work half an hour late I've been drinking cold coffee this whole time and i feel like puking. Someone bring me coffee please?
41 More Days!
Lover!
[ if you found any mistakes here please excuse my mind ] The wind whispers your name in caressing waves As I walk alone remembering your silken touch..... A tear slowly appears cold against my cheek I ache for your tender touch One last finger trailing my spine One last wave of passion flowing through my body The hair on my body rises Even at the thought of you excites me to a frenzy But, I must cool the embers Let the fire smolder Till I can add fuel to the flames Sadness approaches The wind howls Sending pleasure through me Again a longing only you can satisfy..... And I am the only one who knows...... My dream lover Who coming to me in my dreams....... Departs with the morning shadows. Out of the darkness he rode Long hair flowing........ Eyes shining with a pleasure burning all consuming ....... The knowing of what was to be was there I felt it flowing through his silken touch of hands to my soul The desire was all consuming The night was long and passi
Love Vs Sex
This was written in some dark days,before i meet a friend that i cant even thank.i'm very thankfull to her and glad that i lived untill today to meet her. Love is the most dangerous thing in the world. We can defeat and conquer it by sexual encounters. Don't forget Sex is good, Love is bad, Let me explain why. Love brings sadness Sex brings self esteem and joy and longevity to life. Sex is a crystal clear, plain sight Love is murky and blurred vision. Love is morbid and stressful Sex is humorus and easy going. Sex is something up-beat Love is plummeting. Love is larger than life Sex is life itself. Sex is like saving money Love is like spending money. Love is a game of hide and seek Sex is a game of frog leap. Love confuses the soul Sex rejoices the soul. Sex is exchanging energy Love is wasting it. Love is hell on earth Sex is heaven on earth. Love is sleepless nights Sex is sweet dreams. Sex is a torrid interlude Love is
Uncharted Territory
Feeling Lost When we are lost, we typically look at a map to figure out where we are and how to get to our chosen destination. This works well, assuming that there is a map of the territory in which we find ourselves, and assuming that we know our destination. However, this is not always the case. At this time in human history, we are all venturing into uncharted territory, whether we know it or not. And as individuals, we may find ourselves covering ground that our predecessors never even knew existed. When we look to them for guidance, they often come up short. Not knowing exactly where we are, we find ourselves unsure of which way to go, and eventually the uneasy feeling that we are lost presents itself. The beauty of being lost is the same thing that makes it scary—it asks us to look within ourselves to find the way. If we have no map, we must go on instinct, relying on our inner compass to show us which way to go. This can be scary because so much seems to be riding on it. W
Growing Day By Day
Becoming A Better Person At some point in our lives, many of us find ourselves overcome with the desire to become better people. While we are all uniquely capable of navigating this world, we may nonetheless feel driven to grow, expand, and change. This innate need for personal expansion can lead us down many paths as we develop within the context of our individual lives. Yet the initial steps that can put us on the road to evolution are not always clear. We understand that we want to be better but have no clear definition of “better.” To ease this often frustrating uncertainty, we can take small steps, keeping our own concept of growth in mind rather than allowing others to direct the course of our journey. And we should accept that change won’t happen overnight—we may not recognize the transformations taking place within us at first. Becoming a better person in your own eyes is a whole-life project, and thus you should focus your step-by-step efforts on multiple areas of your e
Sun Tzu-go Fuck Yourself
SOME SAY THAT KNOWLEDGE IS THE BASIS OF SUCCESS, I DISAGREE. IN FACT THERE ARE STUPID PEOPLE RUNNING THIS COUNTRY. THEY WERE JUST AT THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME. NOT TO MENTION THAT GUY WHO STANDS AT HIS POTEUM AND REPEATS THE SAME SPEACH OVER AND OVER-JUST CHANGING A FEW WORDS...NOW CAN THAT BE A RESULT OF GOOD LEARNING...UM NO...IF YOU ARE A PERSON WHO IS SLOWER THAN THE AVERAGE JOE, THINK ABOUT HOW YOU CAN TURN YOUR BEST ATTRIBUTES INTO A PROFESSION-THATS HOW THIS COUNTRY WAS MADE AND THATS HOW IT WILL CONTINUE TO THRIVE!
Tree Vs. Man
Tree vs. Man 2004 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (21 December 2004, Georgia) It looked at first like a bizarre traffic accident. Smoke rose from the charred remains of a large tree that had toppled onto a smoldering pickup truck. The body of a man, burned beyond recognition, was found inside the truck. Investigators were puzzled. How could the truck have collided with a tree behind a house? And why did the tree fall onto the truck instead of away from it? And what had started the fire? As the pieces of the puzzle fell into place, it became clear that the dead man was the victim of his own good deed. Reggie, 47, had offered to remove a tree behind his girlfriend's house. He borrowed his father's pickup truck, apparently in the belief that he could yank out the bottom of the tree, which would then, cartoon-like, fall away from the truck. He tied the truck to the tree and floored the accelerator. The uprooted tree, pulled in the direction of the force, toppled o
New Poem
*inspired by poet Guillermo Nodarse and band Greater Grey Greater Gray Early in the morning I rise staring out the window smearing the goop from my eyes Four birds sit up on a wire One turns sideways parallel as if to aspire... One takes off as if in disgust Another bird gives it a try and then the first bird decides to fly... His new friend is soon to follow leaving the fourth bird feeling hollow... He decided not to play that game but then he went just the same... 1.13.07 James C Leveroni
I'll Make Your Bed Warm
Lay here beside me, Love, and bless me With your closeness. Tell me about all of Your hopes and dreams. Shower me with your Fantasys. Embrace me with your Passions. Let me hear your Whispers of love felt So deeply. Let me hear your heart Beating. Let me be the sky that Awaits your presence. Let me be the stars that Brighten your nights. Let me be the clouds that are so breathless. Let me be the wind that Brings you harmony From within. Let me lay here beside You always. Let me be the comfort That you need. Kissing you softly as You drift off into me. Holding you here in my Arms as we think about Life's many complexities. Feeling the warmth of Your feathered soft skin. Let me live in your Heart and die in your Eyes, as you let me
~~women In Control Of Things~~
THE MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH He writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger. " Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Stati
Do You Know Me!
How well do you know me YOU fill in the blanks about ME ... even if you don't have any idea, and send it back to ME (via reply). But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest and make sure you re-post it blank in your own bulletin so I can do it for you! My name: Summarize me in three words: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I drink: Do I smoke: Am I happy: Am I a good person: What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: How do you make me smile: What's my favorite type of music: Have you ever seen me cry: Can I sing?: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy
Nobody?
fuck there isnt nobody around to even chat with? damn im that bad huh?
How To Contact Me
hi all if u want to contact me fell free to add me on msn or yahoo my msn is blow00@hotmail.it my yahoo is mauro82_2000 i hope to know soon a lot of u ciaoo
How American Are You?
You Are 91% American You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?
Disease Found Only In Third World, Makes Debut In United States
Medical professionals in South Texas have identified another disease that has apparently slipped across the border – caused by a rare brain worm that can be fatal and is being spread by unsanitary food-handling practices. Remember this the next time you go to any restaurant and see non-whites from the Third World preparing YOUR food! ____________________________________________________ http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53761 INVASION USA Rare brain worms latest border disease Fatal disease found in developing countries with poor hygiene habits hits South Texas Posted: January 13, 2007 1:00 a.m. Eastern © 2007 WorldNetDaily.com Medical professionals in South Texas have identified another disease that has apparently slipped across the border – caused by a rare brain worm that can be fatal and is being spread by unsanitary food-handling practices. While not yet classified as a "major outbreak," several cases of cysticercosis have been id
My Heart Was Hurt The Day You Left Me
The day you left I thought something was wrong with me But the thing was i didnt need you at all For i did not shed a tear I did not cry for in time i know i would be alrite You never thought td be fine My heart is healed and i am fine.
Hey Everyone.
how is everyone today? im doing great. work is good now i need to find someone who wants me. you know of anyone? lol
Ok My First Male Chipmonk Version Close Yet Far
Mr. Lonely Chipmonk
Metrosexuality
metrosexual strait guys who are mistaken for being gay because of their fashion sense and hygene habits. Most gay guys are dissopointed to find out that Zach is only metrosexual and not gay. Sorry Zach, we love you anyway ;) by grizzguard Feb 27, 2005 email it Metrosexual A normally straight male who possesses qualities of a gay male without being attracted to men. A metro often appreciates the finer things in life and enjoys making himself look good; be it through styling his hair or wearing fashionable clothes. Person 1: "Is he gay" Person 2: "No, he does dress well, but he has a wife" Person 1: "Oh, he must be metro then" by Monde Durbs Jun 24, 2005 email it metrosexual A straight guy who’s so cool, smart, attractive, stylish, and cultured, that everyone thinks he’s gay. But he’s so secure in his masculinity that he doesn’t care. Famous metrosexuals include Ewan McGregor, Damon Albarn, and Jarvis Cocker. tags hip urban sophisticated st
Take Off My...
A woman calls her husband into the bedroom. "Now Mike, I want you to take off my blouse!" "Good.." "Now I also want you to take off my Bra." "Good..." "Now can you take off my panties." "Very Good! Now, don't let me catch you wearing them again!"
Oh Crap....
Alright, I was all about the Democrats gaining a majority in the House and Senate. Now, this is not because I am a "looney left wing liberal" or whatever, I am actually a centrist, pro gun, pro Israel, straight down the middle Democrat. Both parties in my eyes have equal ability to be corrupt, however, I was pulling with the Dems big time this last fall in hopes of seeing checks and balances restored, if nothing else. The Republicans had strayed far from the small government, fiscally conservative party they had once been, like it or not, that's the truth. So the Democrats decided to pass minimum wage hike the other day...Great! I don't care what the counter argument is, fair wage initiatives have shown to only create jobs, not lose jobs. Now personally, I think we should give huge tax incentives for companies to maintain jobs here and pay fair wages, but that would be the two parties compromising, and Lord knows we can't have that. So anyway, I was reading about the passage of the
Love Is My Sin
Love is my sin Sonnet 142 by William Shakespeare Love is my sin, and thy dear virtue hate, Hate of my sin, grounded on sinful loving, O, but with mine, compare thou thine own state, And thou shalt find it merits not reproving, Or if it do, not from those lips of thine That have profaned their scarlet ornaments And sealed false bonds of love as oft as mine, Robbed others' beds' revenues of their rents. Be it lawful I love thee as thou lov'st those Whom thine eyes woo as mine importune thee. Root pity in thy heart, that when it grows Thy pity may deserve to pitied be. If thou dost seek to have what thou dost hide, By self-example mayst thou be denied!
Lead Me Not....
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Love And Live
yall see the realness inthe ones ya love please ...cause before ya know...you wont be able 2 tell them how much ya loved them ..show them how much you,ve change show them how much you want them 2 be proud of you show them how much you cherrish life how much you want them to be proud of being part of live by doin the wright things follow yaheart follow the pad that god chose for all of uss show ya love 1`s....YOU CHERISH LIVE MORE THAN ANYTHING THERE IS AROUND YOU ....the ones ya with cherrish them tell them how much yoou love them show them how much you love them neer go with out saying bye never make a problem of something a poor 1 wouldnt...stop and think that all we here that are reading thiss blog....ARE DEARLY GREATLY BLESSED...WITH LOVE FOOD A HOUSE AND LOVELY FRIEND AND FO`S....SO YALL OUTHERE KEEP YA HEADS UPP LOVE YA LOVE ONES...LIV LIFE 2 THE MAX
"i Can See Why He Called You That" We've Got Another One...
and here we have another one that's freaking out about my not turning his camera on for him. This guy was slightly calmer but still a jerk about it, wouldn't take no for an answer, instead he tried to use another tactic...persuasion...and i do not in any way remembering giving him my number. Actually i sorta make it a point to avoid him. Check this out: Rudy Herc: hey Rei: hi Rudy Herc: how r u Rei: im alright Rudy Herc: good Rudy Herc: wat u doing Rei: nothing much Rudy Herc: can u turn ur cam on Rei: oh no! i am not going there! Rei: i had a really bad run in with a guy last night about my damn camera and i am no longer turning it on except for family and immediate friends who live here and i know face to face Rudy Herc: wat happened Rei: he got mad about me not turning my cam on...i was moving about the house so i wasnt going to ...he threw a huge fit and started calling me a cunt and a shit load of other things Rudy Herc: well u know me enough Rudy Herc: i ask 1s
With These Eyes...
With these eyes, I see thee, With these hands, I feel thee, With these looks, I give thee, With these pictures, I save thee. With these lips, I kiss thee, With these fingers, I touch thee, With these words, I speak to thee, With these ears, I hear thee. With these feet, I walk to thee, With these feelings, I show thee, With these conversations, I know thee, With these tears, I miss thee. With these vows, I promise thee, With these holds, I love thee, With these emotions, I long for thee, With these dreams, I tell thee. With these memories, I keep thee.
The Horse Withperer
Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. Sam asks "How will I recognize him?" That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"? Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering a
Play Dead
A moth into a butterfly and a lie into the sweetest truth I'm so afraid of life I try to call your name but I'm silenced by the fear of dying in your heart once again I see the seasons changing And in the heart of this autumn I fall With the leaves from the trees I play dead To hide my heart Until the world gone dark fades away I cry like God cries the rain and I'm just one step away from the end of today I see the reasons changing And in the warmth of the past I crawl Scorched by the shame I play dead To hide my heart Until the world gone dark fades away I stay dead Until you veil my scars and say goodbye to fate Before it's too late
Naughty Application
naughty application Body: Body: SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOP
Loving And Fearing The Army.....
why is it that I keep doing this to myself? I know how damn hard it is to say good bye when they have to leave for basic but for some reason I agreed to go through it again. he leaves next tuesday night and saturday his mom is throwing a going away party for him. I just got done talking to him and it sux cuz I know how hard its gonna be to say good bye. especially to him. sure we heave had our problems but I know in the end he does love me. hes spending saturday night with me and I want to make the best of it but I know in the end Im just going to end up crying most the night because its probably gonna be the last time I see him for six months. Shit Im sitting here crying now just thinking about it. I suck with saying good bye even though I know hes coming back to me. The last time I did this it all blew up in my face and I dont want to lose another one to the damn Army! I love and respect every last person who serves but damn I cant let the Army change anohter one to the poin
Laws Of Stupid Attraction
im beginning to think that i attract stupid people, well in ireland anyway,. maybe peole are just stupid here. but i work in a supply store here and every day i get people returning items with some of the stupidist excuses ive ever heard, like my dog ate it, it wouldnt fit up my ass, oh i droped it and it broke, my wife thinks its ugly, my mistress bought me one already, my god its does weird, so im beginning to think i attract stupid people, is it just meor does anyone else have this problem?
Facts Part 3
Fact #3 : Need. This one of the few things about you humans that I can't fully understand..for eons I've watched this and it blows my mind..This mainly applies towards the females of the species, some males but mostly females.. Why is it that when you humans are "single" you actively look for a relationship on some level...I'll answer that for you...need..you either feel the need to be wanted or want to be needed. It's like you want to see how many people you can attract that fits the bill..then you hook up with someone because they meet the need..oh sure you tell your selves he/she is cute, smart, caring...but the simple reason is he/she wants you..thats the core of it...it wouldn't matter what he/she looked like, how smart, or caring...they WANT you!! your need is full filled..then reality hits..you were so eager to fill the base need that you missed the other things you should have looked for and listen to..you should have looked for reasons he/she is single in the first place, re
Iran Gets Army Gear In Pentagon Sale
Iran gets army gear in Pentagon sale 16 Jan 2007 The U.S. military has sold forbidden equipment at least a half-dozen times to middlemen for countries - including Iran and China - who exploited security flaws in the Defense Department's surplus auctions. The sales include fighter jet parts and missile components. In one case [Just *one?*], federal investigators said, the contraband made it to Iran. http://dwb.fresnobee.com/24hour/front/story/3473975p-12705356c.html
Iran Shoots Down U.s. Spy Drone Amid Growing U.s. Military Pressure
Iran shoots down U.S. spy drone amid growing U.S. military pressure 17 Jan 2007 Iranian troops have shot down a U.S. pilotless spy plane recently, an Iranian lawmaker announced on Tuesday as Iran was facing increasing military pressure from its arch rival --the United States. The aircraft was brought down when it was trying to cross the borders "during the last few days," Seyed Nezam Mola Hoveizeh, a member of the parliament, was quoted by the local Fars News Agency as saying. http://english.people.com.cn/200701/17/eng20070117_341962.html
Super A-number-1 Terrific!
I've taken a moment to ponder ponderous things and it occurred to me that I might very well be insane. I mean... genuinely stark raving mad. I fully expect to end my days wandering the streets of some small French town mumbling incoherently about pastries while wearing a dead cat as a hat.
Bra Codes. =)
My Taro Card
You are The Chariot Triumph, Victory, Overcoming Obstacles. The chariot is one of the most complex cards to define. On its most basic level, it implies war, a struggle, and an eventual, hard-won victory. Either over enemies, obstacles, nature, the beasts inside you, or to just get what you want. But there is a great deal more to it. The charioteer wears emblems of the sun, yet the sign behind this card is the moon. The chariot is all about motion, and yet it is often shown as stationary. It is a union of opposites, like the black and white steeds. They pull in different directions, but must be (and can be!) made to go together in one direction. Control is required over opposing emotions, wants, needs, people, circumstances; bring them together and give them a single direction, your direction. Confidence is also needed and, most especially, motivation. The card can, in fact, indicate new motivation or inspiration, which gets a stagnant situation moving again. What Tarot Card are You?
A Cute Poem For A Cute Girl
You changed my world with a blink of an eye That is something that I can not deny You put my soul from worst to best That is why I treasure you my dearest Marites You just don't know what you have done for me You even pushed me to the best that I can be You really are an angel sent from above To take care of me and shower with love When I'm with you I will not cry even a single a tear And your touch have chased away all of my fear You have given me a life that I could live worthwhile It is even better everytime you smile It so magical those things you've made To bring back my faith that almost fade Now my life is a dream come true It all began when I was loved by you Now I have found what I am looking for It's you and your love and nothing more Co'z you have given me this feeling of contentment In my life something I've never felt I wish I could talk 'til the end of day But now I'm running out of things to say So I'll end by the lin
Are You A Girl Or A Woman?
You Are A Woman! Congratulations, you've made it to adulthood. You're emotionally mature, responsible, and unlikely to act out. You accept that life is hard - and do your best to keep things upbeat. This makes you the perfect girlfriend... or even wife! Are You A Girl Or a Woman?
I'm Going To Be In A Contest!
My first contest, yay! It's the "Not Your Typical Girl Next Door Contest", and it starts on Friday at 9EST, as far as I know. I'll need all the votes I can get, so please come show me love! You know I'd do the same for you!! Thanks everyone!! :)) ~Lisa (The Succubus)
Best Sex Ever
So, this morning, my hubby decides he's in the mood for once. (No offense to hubby...) Doesn't tell me about it, just asks if I want to take a shower with him. He gets undressed...massive boner. Oh my god. I immediately just wanted to jump him. So we get in the shower, and we're just glued to each other, kissing back and forth as he's fingering me and I'm jerking him. He gives me a massive orgasm, then has me turn around and lean my hands against the shower while he fucks me from behind, slamming into me over and over. I'm screaming by this point; I'm beyond moaning. Then he grabs me by the hips and lifts me off the ground, slamming in so hard it almost hurts. He doesn't quit until I have the biggest orgasm I have ever had in my LIFE. As in, it took a full five minutes to complete itself. I think I swooned. God, it was so good. Ooo baby. And he came so much, you'd think he hadn't fucked for a week...;)
No Internet.
Hey just to let you all know I don't have internet at home right now. So on the days I am not at work I will not be able to be on here. I don't know when I will be able to get the internet back on at my new place but as soon as I can I will be back up and running. Miss ya all! Ron
Drat
Had my first appointment today with my Veteran's Administration doctor. This is enough to convince me to get a job somewhere else. I'm certain she's a good doctor, but we seemed to communicate on different wavelengths. For one thing, she couldn't understand the difference between "painful" and "functional". I am always in chronic pain. I will be for life. I use meds to take the edge off it, but not enough to affect my thinking, since in order to perform, I *must* be able to think. I use visualization, yoga breathing, auto-suggestion, and quite a few other techniques to work through the pain without meds. What concerns me isn't pain, it's functionality. My left arm hurts - big deal. My left arm is losing range of motion and I'm left-handed - Big Deal! I don't think she ever did understand that, while I can touch my toes if asked to do so, at the cost of a great deal of pain in my lower back and legs, I will *never* touch my toes unless a doctor is asking me to do so. Capabil
Untitled Love Poem
i carry it with me in my heart, it eats at my very soul. it fills a space within me, it makes my heart seem whole. it gives me wings when i am down, it uplifts me in time of grief. it gives me strength when i am weak, though at times it seems so brief. i cant see it with my eyes or hold it in front of me, yet i can feel it in my heart and recieve it tenderly. i can not cut it with a sword or track it with a hound, yet i always know when it is there without a single sound. distance has set our souls apart yet i feel as though we are one. this battle of emotions, i know i have definatly won.
New Preamble To The Constitution
NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights." ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything. ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave t
Go Suns!!
11 straight!!!!! Check this out.. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/070117
Hey Hey Hey!
TO ALL MA FREINDS , FAM, AND FANS IF U DIDNT GET DIS IM SORRY I DIDNT MAKE IT TO UR PAGE SO IM GIVIN IT TO U KNO SO CONSDIER IT DONE AND A DONE DEAL I DIDNT FORGET ABOUT U .... THIS IS A HUG CERTIFICATE ! ! Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug (Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You) ! ! You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really make them stop & Think!!! If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them! If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends If you receive this back 2 times . You're off to a good start, unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating! If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friend. If you receive this back 4 times. You are truely loved as a friend!! _____8888888888____________________ ____888888888888888_________________ __888888822222228888________________ _888888222I22
(( True Story )) The Lengths Men Are Willing To Go, To Get In A Woman's Pants
Hi Darlene, I wrote you previously but got no response, so I thought I would try again (I hope you don't mind). I think you are absolutely gorgeous and I would love to meet you in person. Like I said before, I am a doctor in LA. I am also very generous and I would be willing to give you $2000 just to meet me for a cup of coffee. NO STRINGS ATTACHED!! I would also be willing to send or wire you an advance on that amount just to let you know I am credible and serious about wanting to meet you. Let me know if you have any interest in meeting. If not, please do not take offense to this innocent and heart-felt proposal. Take care and I hope to hear back soon. Now, I am not mad at this person, since he at least asked politely. But seriously, when you really read through my profile, you quickly notice that such an approach does not work with me and is a waste of time. Here's why: You can not buy me. Neither my body, nor my company. I don't care how
Hope
When all about you is black with gloom, And all you feel is pending doom. When your bones are racked with grim despair - When every breath is a gasp for air. Keep on going, though you need to grope, For around the bend is a ray of hope. A ray of hope is perhaps all that's left, As your will to live has been bereft. You've lost it all, it's just no use! You can end it all, you need no excuse. But throw away that piece of rope, And give yourself a chance of hope. Just give yourself another day, Brushing aside what your thoughts may say. This is your life and you can make a new start, By ignoring the brain - just follow the heart. Taking baby steps in order to cope, And minute by minute you'll build on your hope. Build on your hope,. one day at a time, Though the road be steep and hard to climb. The hurts of the past - they should be dead. The fears of the future are all in your head. Just live in the present and refuse to mope Your life will sparkle for you'r
The Apocolypse
~12:43~ Jonathan: and i have to wake up early tomorrow ~12:43~ Jonathan: AGAIN ~12:43~ Jonathan: fuck... ~12:43~ Chandler: I ahve to find the walkin hours for this place ~12:43~ Chandler: and I have to iron ~12:43~ Chandler: and do dishes ~12:43~ Chandler: and eat ~12:43~ Chandler: and worship satan ~12:43~ Chandler: cause I'm pagan ~12:43~ Jonathan: you should iron your dishes and eat them ~12:43~ Chandler: and it's FUNNY ~12:43~ Jonathan: winnie the pooh is a satanist ~12:43~ Chandler: cause I hate satanists (atheist bastards) ~12:44~ Chandler: Slug is a satanist ~12:44~ Jonathan: LOL ~12:44~ Jonathan: LMAO ~12:44~ Chandler: but I forgot what kind ~12:44~ Chandler: it makes me cry ~12:44~ Chandler: and hate myself ~12:44~ Chandler: like a 14 yr old who wears his sisters pants and puts on black eyeliner in the dark ~12:44~ Jonathan: i laugh at "believers", that's my doctrine ~12:44~ Chandler: I hate everyone ~12:44~ Jonathan: wow, what detail ~12:44~ Chandler:
God I Hate Life
Man just when you think things cant get worse they do! I hate this shit so much and feel really bad for the next person who pisses me off. four days ago my uncle startin treatin me like shit...why god only knows. then the other night he told my best friend, his wife, that he wants to get a place with just them...well the we were all supposed to be getting another place together come the end of march. so if he pulls this shit im screwed because I just changed jobs and cant afford a place right now. Plus I have the baby so I have to make sure she is taken care of. Doesnt help that my boy leaves in four days. Then last night my uncle was bitching cuz I hadnt done the dishes yet him and my other uncle both had tuesday off and didnt touch them. but according to them its my job even though its also my job to do all the cooking. and well my really good friend found out last night that he has lost another friend to this stupid ass war. and the guy had two kids...a lil boy and a lil gi
Troops Rally Against Bush Policy In Iraq
"We will not be silent while thousands die," said Sgt. Liam Madden, 22, and active-duty Marine and Iraq war veteran who is helping lead the effort to organize resistance to the war from inside the military. Troops rally against Bush policy in Iraq By Noam N. Levey Los Angeles Times Posted January 17 2007 WASHINGTON · President Bush's plan to send additional troops to Iraq is facing public opposition from a slice of the American population that rarely speaks out: the military rank and file. A group of service members came to Capitol Hill on Tuesday armed with signatures from more than 1,000 military personnel who oppose the war. "We will not be silent while thousands die," said Sgt. Liam Madden, 22, and active-duty Marine and Iraq war veteran who is helping lead the effort to organize resistance to the war from inside the military. Madden and other service members leading the campaign, which they are calling Appeal for Redress, urged Congress to stop the t
The Good Husband...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favor
Just Because
Just because I am not here on a regular basis, infact hardly get to get online at all doesn't mean I don't care. In a house with one on line computer and share it with 2 young adults and the love of my life. They come first and second I am working a lot of strange hours. I miss posting and commenting etc... etc.... but I think about the friends I made in the short time here and try to get others to log into the tap that I meet. This is a good place to kick back and relax, or meke new friends. I love to read your post and comments also, and I will try to to comment when possible. I usually get here only once or twice a week and never have the same schedule so never know exactly when. I will not be online when my significant other is at home because I want to share that time with her. Cherry friends and family love ya qll and hope that life is good to you each and everyday. May your days be peaceful, but prsperous.
Ministers: No Bush Library At Smu
Ministers: No Bush Library at SMU By ANGELA K. BROWN, Associated Press Writer 5 hours ago DALLAS - A group of Methodist ministers from across the nation launched an online petition drive Thursday urging Southern Methodist University to stop trying to land George W. Bush's presidential library. The petition, on a newly created Web site, http://www.protectsmu.org, says that "as United Methodists, we believe that the linking of his presidency with a university bearing the Methodist name is utterly inappropriate." "Methodists have a long history of social conscience, so questions about the conduct of this president are very concerning," said one of the petition's organizers, the Rev. Andrew J. Weaver of New York, who graduated from SMU's Perkins School of Theology. SMU officials did not return calls seeking comment Thursday. SMU emerged as the apparent winner in the library competition last month when the site selection committee said it was entering into further discussio
Goals And Conscience
Goals and Conscience Matthew 6:22-23 We’ve spent some time this week on the issue of goal-setting and how to accomplish what God has called us to do. We’ve also examined how to determine whether or not a goal is from the Lord. Dr. Stanley’s final word on the topic is simply this: a godly goal will never force you to violate your conscience. This may seem like an obvious statement, but think about it for a minute. Most likely, there’s been a time or two when you honestly believed you were working toward the right goal. But in order to get there, you had to act in a way that caused a sting in your conscience. Whenever that happens, you can be sure God is not in that goal. As we spend time in prayer and Bible study, the Holy Spirit weaves Himself in and through our conscience. It becomes a type of filter through which we process our behavior and decisions. So, whenever we do something that causes “static” in our conscience, that’s God’s way of telling us that we
Public Humilation
This should get more intresting as time goes on.. Unfortunately I'm no longer the type of person to really fuck over some ones life anymore... Just cause I don't have the same venefull malicious drive anymore... but.. I still will post conversations I have with stupid cunts. _________________________________________ ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Emo Kid Massacre Date: Jan 18, 2007 6:34 PM I'm done with this girl bullshit, hoping you were diffrent then blow me off. Next time you call me drunk all pissy cause what ever guy you tried to hook up with denyied you I'm just going to tell you to fuck yourself. Thanks for leading me on an dletting me know you really were no better than the rest. I'm fucking done. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Nicole Date: Jan 19, 2007 3:01 AM I am no better than the rest. I admit....I led you on. I'm sorry it had nothing to do with you. I'm just fucked up. You have no idea wha
Embrace Pt 3
I can see from the candlelight dancing on her body, that she is exquisite. The light picks up the softness of her skin, and I admire her perfect beauty. I trace a line with my eyes from her face, down her neck, over her shoulders, toward her perfectly shaped breasts. The brownish pink nipples slightly hardened under my intense gaze. I look at her and smile. I begin to kiss on her neck and downward over her collarbone, toward her breasts. Elizabeth takes a deep breath as my kisses center around her nipples. My tongue swirls circles around them, bringing them to full and complete hardness. I can feel her hand on the back of my head, pulling me and holding me in place. After moments pass, my mouth leaves her nipples and travels down her soft, flat tummy. I kiss down further until my lips come to stop at the waistband of her pajama bottoms. She lays back against the pillows, her upper body exposed to me. I hitch my thumbs into her elastic waistband, and I am surprised as she arc
Yay Boredom
alright i'm ready for this semester be over, tho i do look forward to a couple of the classes. I do miss home, talk about culture shock cali to wva. hmmmm
Survey
Who was the last or your last? 1. You hung out with? Mandy and her Crue 2. Rode in a car with? myself to friends house and store 3. Went to the movies with? watched elmo at mandys 4. Went to the mall with? what mall..? 5. You talked on the phone to?: brian 6. Made you laugh?: myself talking but a suicide victim 7. You told or they told you they Loved you?: mandy W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R. 1. Pierce your nose or tongue?: nose 2. Be serious or be funny?: furious 3. Drink whole or skim milk? breat milk..str8 from the tap 4. Die in a fire or get shot? shot many times 5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?: parent A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y. 1. Do you like anyone?: mandy and YOU..!! lol..no not you.. 2. Sun or moon?: venus 3. Winter or Fall?: fall 4. left or right?: RIGHT 5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends?: mandy joe 6. Sunny or rainy? sun A B O U T . Y O U. 1. What time is it?:
Poems From The Dark Side
Heartache and the loss of god Left empty , alone and odd Feel the pain and never trust Due to abandoned love and lust Given to one who was my kindred soul Left without the one who made me whole Twisted into a crippled form of life Unable to ever believe in one called wife Wanting someone who is all that is good Desiring one who has been there and is understood Who knows the depths of loneliness and pain One who came through the madness and came out sane One who felt the want to hold and to touch and feel One who wanted it more and needed it real One who questioned the ways of god in this life One who walked through the fire of heartache and strife One who sees through eyes like my own One who has the soul all these things have known I guess it must be left to the hands of one on high I may never see the answer till the day I die By R. Thomas Dinsmore A Bit Of The Poe In The Poet Once upon and evening dreary I sat pondering thoughts so eery so eery fro
It's A Bad Day When...
* You wake up face down on the pavement. * You went to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any. * You put your bra on backward and it fits better. * You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold. * You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city. * You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office. * Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. * Your twin sister forgets your birthday. * You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then you realize that you don't have a waterbed. * Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on to the freeway. * Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache. * Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat. * The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard. * You wake up and your braces are locked together. * You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your p
Lord Tennyson/crossing The Bar/read By Me
Herban Media's Myspace Tools
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i did not sleep that well last night u.u; auuugh ~_~ and of course matthew is being overly damn chipper and keeps texting me ~_~ AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH i'm not a morning person ~_~
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Imbolc - A Ritual For Two
Imbolc - A Ritual for Two Adapted from J. Broch and Veronica MacLer's "Seasonal Dance" Preparation Decorate the Circle with buds of flowers, if availble. All element candles and other candles around the circle should be white. Ring the Circle with small white candles. Place the cauldron and three large white candles on the altar, ringed with new greenery. Each person should have a small, unlit white taper (3 inch) and a slip of paper with the words to the songs as he or she enters the circle. Because this is the festival when the ewes begin producing milk for the newborn lambs, use milk or a beverage like Irish Creme Liquor in the chalice. The Ritual Priestess invokes the elements. She moves deosil to the North (Earth) quarter and speaks. Spirits of the empty fields, waiting silently under a blanket of snow, join us in greeting our lady bright. The Priestess then moves to the East (Air) quarter. Spirits of the warming winds, blowing ever stron
Sending My Love!!!
I Was Helping A Friend Today I Wrote This To Show Her How Easy It Is To Examine Our Feelings Through Writing
Dear Michelle can you see That in life what is will be That all we strive for is set free When we cast our fortune on the sea And let go of all past pain Wash our hearts of the stain Improve our spirit by letting in A loving god free of sin And let life unfold as it must The problems blow away like dust The path becomes clear and easy to see When we accept that what will be will be By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Some Questions
Some Questions 1. What time did you get up this morning? 6am 2. Diamonds or pearls? diamonds 3. What was the last film you saw at the movies?passions of the christ 4. What is your favorite T.V. show? csi.miami 5. What do you usually have for breakfast? grits eggs livermush fried taters and onions and homemade biscuits 6. What is your middle name? i'll never tell 7. Favorite food? steak 8. What foods do you dislike? salmon stew 9. What is your favorite chip flavor?ranch 10. What is your favorite CD at the moment?nana 11. What kind of car do you drive?buick 12. Favorite sandwich? roast beef 13. Favorite item of clothing? pj's 14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? hawaii 15. What color is your bathroom? rose and white 16. Favorite brand of clothing? lee's 17. Where would you retire to? hawaii 18. What was your most memorable birthday? gettin my little candy, my little angel. a chiuaua however u spell i
Could Have Been Me
I hear you just got married Had a month long honeymoon And you were all smiles at the wedding And you cried when you kissed the groom I got no invitation I guess the mailman didn't bring it to me But I see the whole thing in slow motion Every night as I try to sleep My buddy John said you looked real pretty And you acted like you were in love He said the preacher asked for objections And he tought about standing up I told John he must've been crazy 'Cause you were just about to say I do He just gave me a wink and said all he could think Is it could've been me with you It could have been me standing there with you It could have been me and my dreams coming true But those dreams move on if you wait too long It took me till now to see it could have been me I don't guess I ever told you That I went out and bought you a ring I even carried it around in my pocket Waiting to say the right thing I pulled it out the other day But the diamond had lost it's sh
The Confederate Flag
*note....mind you though im from illinois my roots are in south carolina...my grandfather was from SC and i have tons of friends and family there that i love greatly...so i dont have a beef with country ass people...i love my country ass people and im glad its apart of who i am what makes Justin Justin that being said shit like this really grinds my gears...not because of how historically shitty it was for niggas because of that flag..nor the latent racism that some people still evoke in the name of that flag... those are all real issues that DO bother me...but its not the main reason it pisses me off... this is why... the flag represents the south basically say fuck you North im doing my own thing...civil war insued...and the south LOST...at that point we were no longer a nation divided...we were and still are the United States of America...which is something to be quite proud of... so this the south shall rise again shit is fucking retarded...be proud cuz you a
Pooping Bulletts
A women was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out. So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story. The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHOOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" On the third day the son comes out and says "MOM, MOM!" she goes "Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?" he replies "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"
Kids Will Be Kids
Sometimes we go on our daly job or do our daly chours with out a laugh.Sometimes reading lables do not make sence.Like ok why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? This only gose to show that sometimes we even eat food that is the sameway. My neighbors daughter came over to ask me for help opeing up a bottle of soy sauce.So she could eat her faviorite food sushi.I was concernd because raw fish to teens and children can cause harm even death.I said your eating raw fish she said no Its fully cooked.I said then your not eating sushi.She said thats what the box said i was eating fully cooked sushi. so I have come to the conclusion that you know your in california when you buy fully cooked sushi.
Angel From Above
Gazing into her blue eyes when we first met I knew then she was heaven sent. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. She had no idea from the start true love, I'd found in my heart. One of a kind, Love that LASTS a lifetime All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. Still, her smile, my breath it takes away wanting, needing, to hold her, so much to say. All my prayers answered when into my life she came to me, she is everything. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. Like the moon, stars, morning sunrise so much beauty, so much grace. SHE'S even more through my eyes. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. Together, forever, I long to be can you see, YOU'RE very precious and sweet. The only one for me. All I ever dreamed of, an angel from above. Your gentle words, your tender touch, life meaning so much wrapped tightly in each others arms I wish to be. With you, I feel so free. A vow to you I made, forever, you'll ha
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Thibodaux And Boudreaux 2
THIBODAUX & BOUDREAUX JOKES For Adults only Boudreaux and Thibodaux was at the Fourchon Beach one day and all the girls were around Boudreaux. "How you do it?", asked Thibodaux. "Well", said Boudreaux, "You go to Walmart and buy you one of them bikini bathing suits. Then go to Delchamps and buy you one of them Idaho potatoes." The next day Thibodaux went and buy the bathing suit and potato, put it on and went to the beach. "Oooh, all the girls are gonna love me.", thought Thibodaux. He walked down the beach and all the girls were laughing and laughing. When he got to the end of the beach, he met up with Boudreaux. "What happened?", Thibodaux asked, "I bought me the bathing suit and Idaho potato just like you said and all the girls are laughing at me." "Thibodaux", said Boudreaux, "You're supposed to put the potato in the front of your bathing suit not the back!" Boudreaux got home from work one evening to find his wife and kids in front of the TV watching cartoons. Boudreaux tol
Guts Vs. Balls
Subject: Guts vs. Balls -- Defined We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
Update
I havent been on here in a while.. been a lil crazy here at home... so many things to say.. well finally found me a job in childcare.. took me long enough.. pay is pretty good and i have my own class room and such. My assitant teacher is an idoit and should die.. but hey thats life in getto akron i guess. We are planning a trip atthe end of beinging of april.. its gonna be awsome.. me and my two children and my best firend is all going. I just found out my sister is looking for a house here in akron area .. pretty exciting.. we fight alot.. but i do miss her and her lil moneky. She seems to think i am some big bitch about her getting a house and shit. She is so wrong.. I was trying to give her well not so much advise.. but the hell we went through in an emergency sittuation it was hell. but since she has time to really do this.. and plan it all i was giving her some tips on what will help her. Beucase i wish i had someone to walk me through and make sure i wasnt walking into someth
Hmm...apparently I Look Like These People
Chicago Bears Go To Super Bowl 41
A Super Sunday The Saints were the favorites in a lot of people's minds, but on Championship Sunday, it was the Bears who enjoyed a spectacular performance, winning 39-14 to advance to Super Bowl XLI. In wintery conditions, Chicago built a 16-0 first-half lead before the Saints rallied to within 16-14. From there, it was all Chicago. The defense got a safety on intentional grounding in the end zone, and then Rex Grossman led the offense on a five-play, 85-yard drive that culminated in a 33-yard touchdown pass to Bernard Berrian and a 25-14 lead. Saints turnovers then set up the Bears' final two touchdowns: A 12-yard Cedric Benson run and a Thomas Jones 15-yard run. The win marks Chicago's first return to the Super Bowl since the 1985 Bears suffled their way to a Super Bowl XX win against New England. The Bears will face the Colts in Super Bowl XLI in South Florida on Feb. 4. For More Go To .... http://www.superbowl.com/playoffs/gamebygame/week4
Sexual Math
What kind of math don't they teach in school? How to add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
The Hippie And The Nun
A hippie got on a bus and sat beside a hot nun. "Can I have sex with you?" said the hippie. "No, I save myself for god." She was quiet until she got off. The bus driver said, "I know how you could have sex with her." "How?" "Well, she goes to the cemetery every tuesday night, so you can hide and wear a white robe and put glow paint all over your body and say you are God." "Then?" "Then you force her to have sex with you." "Ok." So on Tuesday the hippie went to the cemetery and saw the nun. He poppped out and said he was God and said she had to have sex with him. The nun said, "How about up the ass so that I remain a virgin." He said ok and after the sex he ripped off his robe and said "HA hahahahaha!! I'm the hippie!" The nun ripped off it's robe and said "Hahahaha I'm the bus driver!"
When You're Down To Nothing, God Is Up To Something.
"When you're down to nothing, God is up to something." This is beautiful! Try not to cry. She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to her son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body t
T*tties And Beer
Snow
I can't believe it! There's snow in the desert! I've heard it happens, but I never thought it would really happen. It started snowing around 6:30pm last night, we got about 2 inches. I though to myself, it won't last by morning it will be gone. Stupid me! I wake up to this crap this morning. People here don't know how to drive in snow, there've been so many accidents. And people are "snowed in". They've got 1/2 the bridges in town closed down. I don't understand how people can get this fucking retarded over snow. Back home, it literally had to be half way up your door for you to be "snowed in". Alright, I'm done bitching, for now. I love seeing snow on the mountains, but not right outside my window. SHIT!!! IT'S SNOWING AGAIN!!!
The Cost Of Love
the cost of love is grief but have no fear for all who love can hold some comfort near remembering that love is like the soul and can not die but lives forever whole beyond the spheres of space and time it shines untouched by common hurt and harm and though the fabric of our mortal lives we rend true love begun can know no end so he who loves must know within his heart that though two loving souls are ment to part that parting lasts no longer then a sigh in gods great scheme by and by a gental waking free of hurt and pain and we shall stir and rise and meet again then side by side and ever shall it be together for all eternity by me
Used And Abused
used me or abused me used is a few more fingerprints and a little more wear abuse is forever changing around the pieces so they never quite fit together again see me through sightless eyes speak to me in soundless words touch me with emotionless detachment as the pieces crumble and fall slide and slither into an open passage that winds around itself untill all is lost and the recognition to the feeling lost and beyond rescue of the rescuers lost and beyond deisre of the beholder lost and beyond all but the fading voice of itself crying the lost tears of pain as a realization that all that is left is nothing and nothingness that echos upon its own emptiness.
Contest
Ok, so i've finally decided to join in a contest...well I need your help! Its all about who can get the most ratings and comments. I try to help all my friends out who are in contests, so if you could help me out I would greatly appreciate it! The winner gets a 7 day blast, so come and bomb my picture with comments, rate me and repost this and get your friends to help me out :) Thanks all!
Glow Lady
Glow lady Outshine the moon Your radiance lends warmth To the sun, at high noon You are beautiful- Like a portrait, framed in gold In comparison to you Even fire seems cold. Glow lady Show me some sign That I have touched your heart Like the way you have mine You are wonderful- Like a June moonlit night Like that last puzzle piece When it fits in just right. Glow lady What more can I say My thoughts are all of you Every night, every day You have touched- Something brand new in me And these things I now feel I feel, so tenderly.
Longing For Your Lips
Sky blue splashes in the storm Summer air still and warm. Lightening bolts pierce earths ground While thunder shakes me with it's sound. Raindrops down the window pane Blended all look the same Looking up , What a surprise I could not believe my eye's. Vision of two soul's soon appear They seem to know I am here. Turn toward eachother Kiss of passion Lightening blot lights flashing. Kiss that took my breath away Could true love be this way? As they faded in the sky I felt tear drops flow from my eye's.
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance. "You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained. After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse. While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream. Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs. "You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
My Love
MY LOVE My child as you were being conceived my love for you began, My child through out your first year of life my love for you continued to blossom, My child on your second birthday my love for you grew even more. My child as you become a preteen and go through life’s troubling mess, Of growing older towards womanhood, My love for you is there. My child as you go through your teenage years, And as life hands you lemons, And you try to make lemonade, My love for you is there, You don’t even need to ask. My child as you decide what profession to choose, What school fits you best, And go through all the tribulations of being a college student, My love for you is only a phone call or email away. My child as you grow to become a young woman, With your husband and children of you own, As you learn what it is to have unconditional love for your children, My love is stronger than you will ever know. My child as you watch your kids go through school, As you wa
I Wrote This For A Christmas .. A While Back Lol
Gods Love God so loved the world he sent his only beloved son It began on a night long ago and through him it was done That the souls of men might find the way to gods love He sent forth his herald to us from heaven above Through the child we were given life forever with our lord He did not see it as some thing he could not afford The mother that bore the child that would one day die for our sin She took on the pains of mother hood and to god did give in The man who stood beside her and took care of them all the same He was a father to the child and for god he gave the child a name A name that last beyond all time and he lives on today Our blessed savior Jesus Christ who showed us all the way Let no one be called worthy who does not to gods will submit For all god ask of us is to believe and trust him through all of it To live as his only son lived and showed us all the way To be one in the spirit and love all every day How many of us would give up sel
That Special Someone
WHEN YOU MEET THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE AND YOU FEEL A SPARK IS THERE SHOULD YOU HOLD IN YOUR FEELINGS OR LET THEM KNOW YOU CARE? WHEN YOU MEET THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE THAT YOU THINK ABOUT NIGHT AND DAY YOU CAN FEEL THERE IS MORE THERE YOU JUST DINT KNOW HOW OR WHAT TO SAY WHEN YOU MEET THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE AND YOU SMILE EACH TIME YOU SEE THEIR FACE YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO FEEL YOURSELF IN THE WARM EMBRACE WHEN YOU MEET THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE THAT MAKES YOUR HEART SPIN YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BUT YOU WANT TO JUMP RIGHT IN WHEN THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE DECLARES THEIR FFELINGS FOR YOU YOU KNOW IN THE BACK OF YOUR MIND YOU WANT THEM TO FEEL THE SAME AS YOU BUT, IF THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE TELL YOU THEY JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS A PIECE OF YOUR HEART SHATTERS AND YOU FEEL THAT YOU WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN BUT THEN, IF THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE FEELS THE SAME AS YOU DO YOU FEEL THAT THIS LOVE FOR YOUR SPECIAL SOMEONE WILL ALWAYS BE TRUE SO IF YOU HAVE A SPECIAL SOMEONE TELL THEM HOW
What Movie Are U
WHAT MOVIE ARE YOU ?? (4 GIRLS) Secret WindowYour cryptic, yet that's what makes you intriguing. You have a mixed personality and your always up for adventure.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com
True Love
The first day I saw you, With your beautiful smile, And your sparkiling eyes, I knew I loved you. As I lay here dreaming, And wishing, I was with you, And that I'd be with you forever, Holding you gently, And kissing you softly, I wish that I could, Just hold and kiss you forever.
X2......[ Adult ]
Slowly sliding in, your warm, wet, liquid center passionately moves Exploding spasm squeezes me, pleases me so. Eyes close. I love you.
Forever More...
Bound and gagged, this girl waits. Footsteps behind, what will she feel? Belt, whip, flogger, or crop stinging Across her sensitive skin Maybe an ice cube or soft little feather She doesn’t know, And that’s half the pleasure. New heights always gained, With every play date she learns more. She lives for this moment, It’s her life forever more.
Where?
You should have sex in your car Whenever, wherever. That is your motto. You live for the moment and when you want some, you won’t take no for an answer. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com hehehe, my car is cooler lookin' then that one is though
Me Again
JUST WANTED TO SAY HI TO ALL MY CHERRY FRIENDS OUT THERE AND TO ALL THE COLT'S FAN'S. AND I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND ABOUT GUY'S NOT ALL ARE BAD AND NOT ALL GUY'S UNDER THE AGE OF 28 ARE BAD EITHER.I JUST END UP WITH THE WRONG GUY'S ALL THE TIME,BUT NOT AGAIN.IAM JUST GOING TO HAVE FUN,IF I FIND LOVE AGAIN COOL,IF NOT OH WELL.IAM JUST HAPPY I HAVE MY FRIENDS AND MAKEING MORE.CHAT WITH YOU ALL LATER
To All You Owls
To all you OWLS (Older Wiser Laughing Souls) Wisdom from Grandpa...... Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna "work"." Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. Eventually you will reach a point
Going Out Of Town Tomorrow, Will Be In Arlington.
Hey y'all, I'm leaving for Arlington tomorrow and won't have access to the internet for a few days. I'm getting a procedure done and am going down a couple days in advance to prepare. Depending on the outcome of the procedure, I could be gone for a few days or a couple weeks. It's like surgery, but it's not. I just want to finally stop being in pain and stop being sick all the time. Hopefully, this will give the answers. So, please be patient for my return and don't delete me! Kisses.
Supremacy Black
I am a black which reside in Cameroon then I fight for the dominion black I am 21-year-old I am aware(conscious) that the whites have we too much to threaten we were for a long time their slaves maintaining to us all the blacks of to take revenge we have to make him(it) on the women a white, all the whites who will be interest in my blog to hesitate not to contact me marc the rough black
Did Not Happen To Me!!!!!
*Have you ever asked your child > > a question too many times? > > My three-year-old son had a lot > > of problems with potty training > > and I was on him constantly. > > One day we stopped at Taco Bell > > for a quick lunch in between errands. > > It was very busy, with a full dining > > room. While enjoying my taco, > > I smelled something funny, > > so of course I checked my > > seven-month-old daughter, > > and she was clean. > > Then I realized that Danny had not > > asked to go potty in a while, > > so I asked him if he needed to go, > > and he said, "No." > > I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child > > has had an accident, and I don't > > have any clothes with me." > > Then I said, > > "Danny, are you SURE you didn't > > have an accident?" > > "No," he replied. I just KNEW that > > he must have had an accident, > > because the smell
God I Hate Being Right All The Time....
Well was right about everything about Kristi....and for some reason it bothers me. as I titled...god i hate being right all the time. well its just another fold in getting over.....but ive been talking to dejah more so its been taking my mind of things.
Lil Boy
A few weeks ago i felt a bump on my little 2 years old son head, just right above his hair line. I blow it off as an in-grown hair ,but last night i felt it again and it seem to be bigger. I have a DR appointment tonight to see what it could be Ill keep every one posted ... thanks
Cell
the book 'cell' is by stephan king and just came out on paper back not too long ago. if you likes zombies and shit. this book is for you. if you like post-apocalyptic type shit. this book is for yous. it purty fuckin sweet. i heard someone is discussing about it being a movie. so i would read it first fo sho. and not that im retarded or a slow reader, but ive NEVER read a book this fast in my life. like 2 good days of reading (which was only like 4 hours a pop maybe) and i rocked out like 85% of the book. it just flows. even if youre homo and say something FUCKING STUPID like...'i dont read' or 'reading is stupid'...you should give this one a try. its fast as fuck cause its simple. king doesnt get too into shit, partly cause there aint time...youll see, anygays...its a fucking kick ass story, book, whatever, and yous should check it out. that is all.
The Gift That Keeps On Giving!!!
Ok this is the extra special version from SNL.. and yes that's Justin Timberlake! This is a remix from a woman's point of view.. so tell me which one do you like better?
My Grades!!!!!
YOUR REPORT CARD: CategoryGrade LoveA+ Friends and FamilyA+ BodyC MindA+ Finance / CareerA+ Your Life's Average Grade: A 'What is your Life Grade?' at QuizGalaxy.com
~²ºº7~ Who Is She And What Does She Desire ~²ºº7~
~²ºº7~ IN A MAN ~²ºº7~ Attraction is first so if you don't have a picture posted don't bother. (I just don't want to waste your time or mine.) ~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~ I'm looking to meet my SoulMate. I believe in True Love however i think it takes time to get to know someone. I'm not perfect however I strive to be better each day. ~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~ In order to Stimulate my Body you must First Stimulate my Mind. Life isn't about the things that happen to you it's about what you do & what you learn. I've learned alot and now i'd like to share it with that Special Man. I believe that love has no race and I open myself up to all possibilities. ~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~²ºº7~ I'm not a psychic so it takes Communication. I'm open minded and adaptable whether it be out for the nite or cuddling on the couch. As long as we're together the rest of the world doesn't matter. What you give is what you
This Is About An Orgasm
There is nothing like an orgasm While gasping and panting for air Your heart beating faster and faster As you run your hands through my hair Your body takes on new strength While thrashing and writhing about Your mouth says words you never say But suddenly those words you shout Can't wait till the feeling starts to climb Want to get there...oh...but wait Your mind starts to play tricks on you Take your time...this journey is great Your love spring starts to flow Warm and sacred and pure You can think of nothing else But how long can this endure Suddenly, there's no turning back Passed the point of no return Can't delay or stall any longer Your reward you're about to earn Here it is...there's no control Bucking and arching...oh please Make it happen...no more time Don't even think to tease Moans and growns... say my name over and over while fluttering Beeing THERE in all your glory Throbbing..releasing and muttering N
Dreams
I dreamed a dream of you and me. Where no evil could touch us. Where love was overflowing. I felt at peace and loved and then "he" moved and I woke up. I wanted to cry. Where did my dream go to? WHy couldn't I have stayed asleep just so I could feel the love. I felt despiar overwhelm me as i got out of bed to ready myself for the day. I was goign ot help some women start college. I had to put on a happy face. Every song on the radio reminded me of lost love and what I miss. What I have with my husband is not love. I stay because I cannot afford any where else. Oh when can I leave this awful place and start living again?
Thought For The Day
I have only one thought,Why cant anyone add me as a fan,I have almost 500 friends,yet I only have 96 fans,Hmmmm. Well this is a dellima,Im concidering cleaning house,
Wtf Again
More Sept. 11 emergency calls released NEW YORK - The tapes of 19 emergency calls from Sept. 11 _ including one from an office safety director _ were released Friday as part of a lawsuit filed by The New York Times and some victims' families. The latest calls were to police operators and some later transferred to the Fire Department. City officials said eight World Trade Center victims made 11 of the calls. The complete recordings were sent to their families, who could later decide to make the caller's side public. In recent years, the city has released hours of emergency calls that were made amid the chaos of the terrorist attacks. In March, officials issued transcripts of 130 calls from people trapped in the towers, including only the voices of operators and other public employees. In August, more than 1,600 previously undisclosed emergency calls were released. And a year earlier, thousands of pages of emergency workers' oral histories and radio transmissions were m
Dedication To My Dream Man
Pay attention Fellas, take notes, do what you gotta do- These are the Magik Words that will grant you access to the Golden Palace: (He's watching her throught the teleoscope, she is obilivious) "Crush" Crazy, how it feels tonight Crazy, how you make it all alright Love Crush me With the things you do, and I'll do for you anything too Oh, sitting, smoking, feeling high And in this moment it feels so right Lovely Lady, I'm at your feet Oh God I want you so badly And I wonder this, could tomorrow be so wonderous as you there sleeping? Let's go drive till morning comes And watch the sunrise, We'll drink some wine till we get drunk Crazy I'm thinking, just knowing that the world is round and here I'm dancing on the ground, never right side up or upside down And is this real or am I dreaming? Lovely Lady, let me drink you please I won't spill a drop no, I promise you And I wonder this spell you cast on me Each moment the more I love you Crush me It's crazy, I'm th
Unleashed Fury......momentarily.......i'm A Jerk
First of all this is gonna be a very tasteless rant. Its gonna be angry and rude. Its gonna be digusting and in no shape or form classy at all. It may hold a moment or two of a very dominate "in your face" attitude......Guess what?........I dont give a fuck read, then take it or leave it. There are those of you who will understand and to me thats all that matters. Because you are all team leaders and you have an understanding that this coach is loosing the game. Lets see where should I start......Fuckin Hangovers!!!! Ya, they can lick the shit I stepped in from a coyote this morning taking the kid to daycare. Tis true I am the only one to blame for getting loaded and expecting to feel okay...Fuck em anywayz.....The next coyote that lay tracks in my yard is better than dead....The little fucker is gonna be shot and posted on a stick for all his little buddies to see that fuckin with my garbage cans may not be a wise choice. The next girlfriend of mine that whines and shits her pan
Lol!!
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blondes driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" the blonde driver finally asked. The blonde Policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The blonde driver finally found a small square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer took a quick look at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop!."
Screen Names
If you would like to reach me..you can hit me up on yahoo at HOTHUNGTN69, if you would rather use MSN, you need to add me at HOTHUNGTN@hotmail.com...just send me an offline msg and ill get back to ya..i love to cam and get naked for ppl. i also love to masturbate and get kinky in person. let me know if you wanna hook up
Now This Is Priceless
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Wow
I am so damn close to my next level..lol..I'd be able to upload some more photos, but at this time can't cause I've reached my limit...Sniff Sniff..
My Daughter
MY DAUGHTER IS 11 AND JUST STARTED BOWLING ON A LEAGUE,SHE HAS ONLY BOWLED MAYBE 5 TIMES HER WHOLE LIFE TILL THIS LEAGUE.IT STARTED 3 WEEKS AGO,WELL TODAY SHE HAD 6 STRIKES AND BOWLED A 145 HER FIRST GAME I AM SO HAPPY FOR HER.I HOPE SHE KEEPS UP THE GOOD WORK,BUT IF NOT THATS OK TOO JST WANT HER TO HAVE FUN.
Aaarrrrrr
DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ANYONE ELSE OR IS IT JUST MY COMPUTER? WHEN I CLICK ON A PERSONS PAGE WHO HAS A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT SKINS SET....IT GETS BLURRY AND WARPED WHEN I WANT TO SCROLL DOWN AND READ STUFF.....ITS ANNOYING! I DONT KNOW IF ITS JUST ME OR IF IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE....SORRY IM JUST A LITTLE CRANKY TONITE.....
Characters From The Whiterose Legacy: Kroz
Kroz: Managing to survive the razing of Noiram by being out searching for Bethor with his friends, Kroz was deeply affected and scarred by losing those he cared so much about. Choosing to hide his emotions under a veil of humor and zany antics he is the comedian of the trio that sets out on a mission of Justice from their decimated village. Somewhat accident prone, and always finding trouble not far away Kroz is a loyal friend in a tight spot.
Iran Begins Big Nuclear Build-up
* Please Rate This Blog use the red box to your left Iran begins big nuclear build-up 28 Jan 2007 Iran plans next month to begin installing equipment that will enrich uranium on an industrial scale, dramatically raising the bidding in its confrontation with the West. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2089-2569780,00.html
Read At Your Own Risk ! Lmao
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'. The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard-bodied stripper... Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? A. It takes only one nail to hang a painting. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to
First Morph Pic Check It Out
first morph done by my friend go check it out
New Horizons
When I have looked into my past, It pains me greatly to discover, That had I been a stronger mast, I might somehow, kept my lover. When I look to my future, Uncertainties are all I see, All possibilities to nurture, But will any be saving me? And there she is sillouette ahead, All shrouded in these layers, Life, love, and things she's read, And to my ears that song by Mayers; This afternoon one thing I've left to do, Discover me, discovering you.....
Your Favor
I wait each moment of every day, Longing to quench my thirst. Anguish it seems these hours To me, still my heart won't stay. You are like a fresh wind in my sail. Every time I hear your voice, I am filled with hope and promise. It's you I never want to fail. Your eyes so soft and tender, My soul they easily render. Torn apart each passing moment, Whenever your favor isn't sent. But alas! Your tone it changes, And I am spared again. Please help me be the man I know, I want to be and can!
Pina Colada
I was tired of my lady We'd been together too long Like a worn-out recording Of a favorite song So while she lay there sleeping I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns There was this letter I read "If you like Pina Coladas And getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain If you'd like making love at midnight In the dunes on the Cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape." I didn't think about my lady I know that sounds kind of mean But me and my old lady Have fallen into the same old dull routine So I wrote to the paper Took out a personal ad And though I'm nobody's poet I thought it wasn't half bad "Yes I like Pina Coladas And getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon And cut through all this red-tape At a bar called O'Malley's Where we'll plan our escape." So I waited with high hopes And she walked in th
Hotel California
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself, 'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell' Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Hotel California Any time of year (Any time of year) You can find it here Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. Some dance to remember, some dance to forget So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine' He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since ninetee
The Mom I Am
So WTF!?!?!?! I already know I am pretty different. I am wild, out there and not a typical woman by any means or definition. So I drop my child off at daycare this morning. Half asleep, looking like a sack of ass. Pissed right the fuck off becuase I got a phone call from work after 2 weeks of no work. Its for one job that will take me an hour and pays even less.. Not to mention the hour drive to get there in the snow storm that decided to show up this morning. Woken up from a dream that I have waited for, for so long. I finally got to feel the touch of the man I adore and cherish. It felt so real and comforting it was as if I would have gladly died to be there forever. In any case one of the other moms that takes her little demon to be taken care of daily, decides to strike up a conversation. "Kirsten you are so beautiful!!!! I wish I was you.....You should come over and the kids can have a play date and we can drink non - alcoholic spritzers and I can show u my wedding pictures and t
It May Take You Two Minutes To Read This
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring a
Tatts And Drawings.
yay me I am all glowly. I was browsing Satans photos and ohmygod, the tats and drawings etc are incredible. Fully amazing. Go check them out! Anyway I draw a little here and there but I never thought anything of it. I put 3 of them under art in my photos just cuz i found them on my computer back from when i e-mailed them to a friend. I got 10's but well hey its cherry tap, u send 10's u get 10's lol thanks to everyone just the same, but anyway while talking to him he looked and said some very nice things about them. I am so happy. I wish i could somehow get some of my newer better ones on here. I'm all happy, I'ma go do a happy dance! He made my day! GO SATAN! lol Just wanted to share the happyness!
Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas
KIRK DOUGLAS Issues Editorial on His 90th Birthday, Saturday, December 9th My name is Kirk Douglas. You may know me. If you don't ... Google me. I was a movie star and I'm Michael Douglas' dad, Catherine Zeta-Jones' father-in-law, and the grandparents of their two children. Today I celebrate my 90th birthday. I have a message to convey to America's young people. A 90th birthday is special. In my case, this birthday is not only special but miraculous. I survived World War II, a helicopter crash, a stroke, and two new knees. It's a tradition that when a "birthday boy" stands over his cake he makes a silent wish for his life and then blows out the candles. I have followed that tradition for 89 years but on my 90th birthday, I have decided to rebel. Instead of making a silent wish for myself, I want to make a LOUD wish for THE WORLD. Let's face it: THE WORLD IS IN A MESS and you are inheriting it. Generation Y, you are on the cusp. You are the group facing many problems: abject
Till I Found You
i was alone not long ago without a love to call my own I was afraid and thought it wasn't meant for me I didn't need anybody else That was what i would tell myself And i believe that that was how it would be I used to think that i was fine Oh, that i was doing ok I didn't know that i was blind I just went all along my way I didn't know what i was missing 'til i felt your tender lips kissing my fears away I'm so glad you're here today I never had somebody i could lean on, I never had a shoulder i could cry on 'til i found you babe, 'til i found you, oohh... And i never had somebody i would think about I never had someone i couldn't do without 'til i found you babe, 'til i found you, oohh... I had been badly hurt before Ever since then, i would ignore every chance for love I thought it was a lie I learned to rely upon myself and I thought that i was doin well, until you came With something i just can't deny.... I used to think that i was fine, oh That
You And Me
Just think about it. The way it's going now. You don't have a doubt how I'm feeling. I do love you.I do care about you. Just let me in,let me in your life. Just let it happen,right here,right now. Just you and me. Come on babe.I know you want it too. Just let it be,you and me. Doesn't matter what they say. Just feel and let it be. Caus we're strong. Do you know that when I was a little boy, I was dreaming,dreaming about my life. How it should be. I did dream about flowers,horses,everything. Little boy's grow up. Now I'm only dreaming of you. I don't know why I've those feelings. Maybe it's ment to be. Never felt this way. You've got to know that al that I ever wanted is you. Need you so.
I Love You
I can fight and I can roll, I can bite and I can hold, but there's one thing I will not do. I can sit and I can stay, I can jump and I can play, but there's one thing I will not do. I'm a champ it's in my blood, you can loan me out for stud, but there's one thing I will not do. You can kick me and treat me bad but I'll still love you like your my dad, but there's one thing I will not do. You can starve me and leave me alone but I know that you'll be home but there some thing I will not do and that is never stop pleasing you.
Cock Block
My fiance is his own worst cock block, he kills me. Why cant I just find a man that needs sex as much as me? Granted I get it once every day, but I need more. And yes the sex we have is good, that's why I want more... I mean who doesn't want morning sex? Well today we were both off work, which was an accident on my part. I switched shifts hoping to have a day by myself to smoke and play online, apparently I hadn't looked at his schedule correctly. But thats ok because we did need a day "together" or whatever. So we made plans to play disc golf. ( He had bought me a 175gram champion beast with a steal your face emblem on it for my b'day two weeks ago.) So anyway I wake up at 8:30 b/c I have sleep issues and by 9 I'm begging him to wake up so we can go play. I give up and get online to sneak me some Cherry Tap since I didn't get any all weekend. By noon I crawled back into bed to wake him up. This is when I found his hand down his boxers, but he was still asleep. Ok great I though
Valentine
Bitch Bitch Bitch
kay well jon bitched some so now im going to. i belong to DA and there is a certian person over there, who im sure mah girl Angels knows who NEVER seems to do anything but whine, complaine and bitch about her life. im so tired of the poor me shit....i know for a fact some of my friends have some serious shit going on, and they seem to still be able to laugh and see the good they have around them. i honestly think 50 percent of what this person says is embelished drama. i guess some people think that 100 posts of woe is me blogs keeps the attention on them...im just waiting to see if she ever has a good day. anyways, this is in no way ment to slight my friends here who are having issues or need to bitch a little....coz ive not seen one of them do a years worth of posts doing nothing BUT bitching.. .....end transmission
New Pics
i added sum new pics
Reflections
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.~Frank Lloyd Wright For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning.~T.S. Eliot, "Little Gidding" What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes! ~Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Reflections
When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package.~John Ruskin An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you do know and what you don't. It's knowing where to go to find out what you need to know; and it's knowing how to use the information you get.~Wm Feather
U + Me + My Room =....eh Eh?
U + ME + MY ROOM =....eh eh? WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED... LOL. IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS MEANS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... U + ME + MY ROOM =
Military Wives Song
Hottie Test
This is the "hottie" test. Reply through a message with your answers. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. Dont worry about hurting feelings--- BE HONEST!!! Do i look like a good kisser? [] yes [] no Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] beautiful! [] sexy [] fine [] pretty [] iight [] ugly! Do you think i still have my v card? [] yes [] no [] dont know! I look like.. [] a player [] a slut [] a whore [] a hubby/wifey type [] a one time thing [] a next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up with me [] cuddle with me [] date me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU? [] yes [] no what would you want me to be to you? [] friend [] girl friend/boy friend [] Hub
Kimberly On Blog Talk Radio
Jan 30th, 2007 11:00pm Eastern time with Blog Talk Radio http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ctactor1 Just click onto the Jan 30th show to listen to my blog interview or you can go to: www.myspace.com/modelactresskimberlyd and listen to it on my blog on the CODE:BLACK page. www.insideentertainment.biz Kimberly
Pressure
My First blog and the pressure on writing something sensational is almost too much to bear. It's important to write something insightful, witty and intelligent so that people don't just think i'm some knuckle dragging neanderthal and that i might actually be someone they might want to know. I've got to be careful of spelling errers so i don't come off looking stoopid cause really i'm quite an intelligent fellow! I want to show off my true personality without coming off pretentious but still i can't understate myself at the same time. I'm not sure how people can do this without going insane!!! Screw it! I'm off to the pub......
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Stuff I Needed To Do Today...
Learn Laugh Love Think I got those covered.... Now if someone will do the laundry I will have all the L stuff done for today.
Home
I haven't been me for a while now my voice is softer less sure of itself my heart is tired too lonely to find the balance between war and peace my feet are still unwilling to choose a direction in fear that the choice is not mine to make my eyes constantly search for the piece of me that is lost the piece that left too long ago I want to go home again.
A Family Of Hypocrites.
You know, I thought I could keep my mouth shut about this, but I can't. Surprise surprise. LOL. Anyway, here we go! My cousin and I got into a slight argument last Saturday. If she would have done as I asked, we wouldn't have. :D Anyway. I was supposed to go to a Mardi Gras ball that night, and we had previously talked about her doing my hair. Well, Saturday, I decided that I didn't want to be all fancy, just nice and presentable. I wasn't going there to impress anyone. Anyway. she called me and asked me if I wanted to get my hair done. I told her no, I don't feel good, leave me alone. Did she listen? Nope. Sure didn't. She decided to come over and try to convince me to do this. I continued to tell her to leave me alone and go away. She would have none of this. At this point. A NORMAL human would have realized that I was serious and would have left. Noooo. I even removed myself from the situation, and she still persisted. So...I told you that to tell you this. She isn't speaking to me
Well Friends
I have gotton my call to go to work and thats the good news ... the bad news is I won't have much time for the site ... I will be checkin in from time to time but it will be very busy for a while .... Such is the nature of my life ... Either too much time on my hands or not enough ... I will be looking for ya now and then so until we meet again enjoy your moments and live to the fullest ! Ron
~~the Aliens Did Visit At Roswell~~
> >> Interesting Fact >> >> >> Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an >> unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and >> cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known >> incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S Air Force >> and the federal government. >> >> However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly >> nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary >> Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy >> Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born. >> >> See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This piece of >> information may clear up a lot of things. >> >>
Most Seductive Look
My Cherry Friends and Fans... I need your help please. Please go to this link and rate my pic and comment bomb me. The Comments are what counts!!!! http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=39197&albumid=204025&i=1369073033 I'd really appreciate your help. *kisses* Jennie :)
Reason, Season, Or Lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, season or a lifetime. When you know which one that it is you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a reason it is usually to meet a need that you have expressed. They have come to assist you through difficulty to provide you with guidance and support to aid you physically and emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are there for the reason you need them to be. Then without wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end sometimes they die sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand there is never a good reason for anything in life. Life is hard it truly is But in life there are many reasons for everything like breaking up of relationships the reason could be so that each one can see what the other means to them in their life and that they may find that happiness in life together eventually repairing what
In 24 Hours
I am the fuck out of here lol... Let me know if you want to keep in contact... I will message back if I plan on it... Later...
My Girl Has What U Need...
The Windy City
see I'm from Chi-Town aka Chicago, where the name speaks for itself. I'm from the CHI where everybody on the move. From the windy city where we talk fast *** chopped and screwed. Where it's cutlass, caprice, chevy or regal. with them nines, tecs mossburg shotties and eagles. speaking of eagles, we the true home of McNabb. Jordan, Ludacris, Dee Brown, Da Brat, Kanye West, John Legand and even R Kelly getting people ass. And we hit up the circle, Jackson and washingtion park for fun. and we so hood, kids can't walk to school without guns. Plus we da only niggas that even *** with mild sauce on chicken eat Jew Town polishes, Remas, maxwells and Harolds chicken. even riding in funeral lines you gotta worry about slugs. The gang origiantors, NO CRYPTS OR BLOODS. Ride wit GD'S, BD'S, FOES, MOES, AND SOULS VICE LORDS, LATIN KINGS, SPANISH COBRAS AND MO' El RUKINS, MAFIAS, UNKNOWNS AND BREEDS Trust me we got the number of yo' gangs times 3. Larry Hoover, Cheif Malee, Jeff Forte, Willie Lord Al
Now Im Worried
she wont answer her phone,texts or im's. what should i do? im so worried right now. kinda scared.
Unseen
Tied together with a smile, Plastered down with a mask Sewn together but still vile Still deceiving with your laugh Broken up, but still walking, Never leaving, although lost Always seeing, barely talking Unnoticed soul. Of course.
Imbolic
Happy Imbolic to all my Wiccan and Pagan friends,Blessed Be.
Fans
Hey all im in a race against a friend to see who can get the most fans in a week so if u havent fanned me yet please help me out by fanning me and reposting this to all your friends and fans thanks a bunch and love ya'll
Why I Can't
Jane said i'm just too cute and thats why i'm single..
A Mothers Love
Seems like only yesterday Cradling you in my arms Looking into your sparkling eyes Vowing to keep you from all harm My days were always bright With you my darling boy Waking always with a smile Filling all my moments with joy Now those times just memories Time slips by so fast Now you've grown into a man Leaving your childhood in the past Smiling as I look at you now Strong and tall just like your dad Filled with compassion and kindness Helping to keep me from being sad Now you take care of me It's now my hand you hold Wrapping me in your warm hug When I'm feeling alone and cold Now it is on you I depend Just like you depended on me Helping me till the bitter end Your's the last face I'll see
Made Up My Mind! I'm As Happy As I Can Be!
Hey, fellow CT members. I've decided to leave all here in California. I'm moving to Houston, Texas, and I'm as happy and content with that choice as I can be. There's only one thing that will make me the happiest woman on Earth, but its a no-go. It will not happen, so I have decided to forget about that and focus on my two boys and myself. I already have a job position waiting for me, an apartment and access to all necessary resources that will become available to me when I get there. I can't wait. All of my current problems will begin to slowly diminish. This will be the best move I make in my life. NO ONE will hold me back. I am excited! Wish me luck! Indee
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Comment Bombers Really Appreciated!!!
10,000 Comments and I win a 7 day blast! I can't afford one at the moment, and I've been wanting one for awhile, so please help me out! And I will help bomb anything you post also, like I try to always do! Also, if you want to visit my profile and show some love, I will return it! Thanks!
1 Month Down..
Well 1 month down and I haven't accomplished much. I still am looking to better myself in the employment area. I guess I should count myself luck cause some of my former co-workers at the last place I worked got laid off at the begin of the year. At least I don't have to hassle with the unemployment office all the time..but it is free money..basically. Well as I said I haven't accomplished my goals of getting out there and seeking employment. It has gotten colder and I just want to hybernate and not leave the house unless I definatley have too. I procrastinated in leaving my house and almost didn't get the chance to take a test for Subaru. Well I was lucky I got there a couple of minutes late..(cause I drove 95 to 100mph to get there) and they actually let me in to take the test. But in hindsight I will have to do it all over again cause I didn't score high enough on the test the first time. As for the relationship area of my life...going to put all that on hold until I figure
No Matter What
It just seems like sometimes ya can't win for losing with some people,,,Guess I done a no no and now I've got someone pissed off at me, but thats kewl cause I'm not going to explain what I do/say to anyone,,, it's a bunch of bullshit that I try an make people happy and yet they don't do the same for me.. Sending comments and what not yet I get bitched at for it...What a fucking joke,,, most of you never re-turn the favore so it's like I'm wasting my time,, don't get me wrong I love doing it however I exspect some love too and thats all I really ask...
Hospital Chart Bloopers
HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS Actual writings from hospital charts: 1. The patient refused an autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 12. She is numb from her toes down. 13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home 14. The skin was moist and dry. 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches. 16. Pat
Tightrope
Why does being with him feel so right? Why can't I sleep at night? He fills my thoughts and he fills my head I remember every word he's ever said He's a sweet talker A tightrope of life walker But that's why I'm drawn to him Not a lot of money goes through his hands The riches of his heart outweigh a hundred grand He knows me so well I can trust he won't kiss and tell I steal a moment to be in his embrace The clock is winning this race Never enough minutes for us to be alone Never enough loving before going home He's a sweet talker A tightrope of life walker And I'm in love
Valentines
HAPPY VALENTINES TO EVERYONE AT CHERRY TAP!!!HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FUN AND GET SOME.....LMAO
Stupid Valentine's Day
My first year without a steady boyfriend and it blows the big one. I now see why people get agitated with this "holiday." If you really love someone, shouldn't you want to celebrate all year long instead of making a big deal out of one damn day? I'm just bitter....
Loved
This morning when god opened a window to Heaven, He saw me, and he asked "My child, what is your greatest wish for today?" i responded "Please, take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends. They deserve it and i love them very much" The love of god is like the ocean, you can see its beginning but not its end. This message works on the day you receive it. Let us see if its true ANGELS EXIST but sometime, since they don't have wings we call them TRUE FRIENDS.
You Are A Romantic
You Are A Romantic You life your life like a fairy tale... or at least you try to. Living for magical moments, you believe there's only one true love for you. Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don't take it for granted. Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do! Are You Romantic or Realistic?
Chevelle-send The Pain Below
I liked, Having hurt, So send the pain below, Where I need it. You used to beg me, To take, Care of things, And smile at the thoughts, Of me failing. But long before, Having hurt, Ill send the pain below, Ill send the pain below. Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating (Ill send the pain below), Much like suffocating (Ill send the pain below). You used run me away, All while laughing, Then cry about that fact, Til my returns. But long before, Having hurt, Ill send the pain below, Ill send the pain below. Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating (Ill send the pain below), Much like suffocating (Ill send the pain below), Much like suffocating! I cany feel my chest (chest, chest), Anymore, Drop down, Cause I am, (? ) I cant feel my chest (chest, chest) (rahh!!!.) Drop down! (rahhhhhh!!!.) I liked, Having hurt, So send the pain below, So send the pain below (much like suffocating)
Have A Good Saturday Night
Hope everyone is having a good weekend sweeties.. I have had a busy but good one my little one is feeling so much better. Thanks to those that asked about him. have a good weekend my friends.........Lorie http://www.southern-charms4.com/lorie for 5 yrs this month ask about my new yahoo groups and I will send you those links too. for those that like to keep up with more of my pics on the net/// Your naughty loriesc4 Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
Dirty Mind
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?
Question For The Ladies...
How is it that this guy is married... And I have a hard time getting a date for a Friday night? Paul
Sex
If We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. W
Morning Ramblings
In the last day of my 64th year a few observations after shave/shower and before coffee/breakfast. So glad "global warming" is here. Minus 2 in Lima. Ever wonder where all these so called "global warming" experts get their money to do their so called studies. I do!! And those of you that do not should follow the money. It is a sorry ass trail!! Super Bowl Day. Colts to win by 10 points and rather dull/boring game!! And I'll watch every minute of it on my 50" HDTV and LOVE it!! Too bad I couldn't have a few of you over to watch the game and chow down on munchies and dinner!! Please keep the Florida Folks in your thoughts and prayers. They do indeed need them!! Gee, I haven't noticed anyone looting and carrying TV's, sneakers, et al from the tornado scene. Makes one wonder doesn't it!!?? Please stay warm and have a great day!!
Fishing
> Subject: Gone Fishing > > > Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an > he done run outta night crawlers. > > > He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit > a big frog in his mouf. > > > He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he > decides to steal dat froggie. > > > Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, > so Boudreaux had to be real careful or he'd get bit. > > > He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de > haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. > > He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's > arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, > hada real good grip on his haid, yeh. > > > > Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de > frog and puts it in his bait can. > > > > Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat > snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had a > plan. > > > > He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls > and
This Is Borrowed From My Irish Friends Page But The Sentiments Ring True
READ EACH SENTENCE SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT Love starts with a smile grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there Nobody is perfect Until you fall in love with them Send this on to everyone special in your life even the people who really make you mad sometimes and to the people whose lives you want to be in
Need Sexy Ladies For This Contest.. Come On Girls!
First event to be held by Graphics By Rick will be the Cutie With The Best Bootie Contest. 10 Ladies Are Required.You will need to submit or direct me to one image of yourself from the back showing off your perfectly shaped bottom. (this must be a full sized image of yourself no cropped pics!) Once I have all 10 contestants the contest will be launched. The girl with the most comments will win. comment bombing will be allowed. contest will run for exactly 7 days. Girls that are interested please contact me and let me know you want in. Prizes will be as follows. 1st Prize A Diamond Ring ( plus your winning image on my homepage) with the caption of "Winner Hottest Beauty With A Booty On Cherry Tap" 2nd and 3rd Prize winners will receive a pair of diamond earrings and will win the shared title "Best Runner Up" and "Lady In Waiting" I hope to makes this a fun event and that all will enjoy it.And to all that enter may the best girl win! Cheers.. Rick (repost
~~our Border Patrol In Action~~
Joe, a guy traveling through Mexico on vacation, lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy. "Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent. "But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the other." "This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his pants and shows the agent. "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Boston." "Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?" The agent replies, "I recognized Ted Kennedy in the middle".
I Saw A Dragon
" I Saw A Dragon " The witching hour draws nigh As I gaze at the night sky Admiring the moon While watching dragons in the distance loom As I watch them across the night sky dance I very quickly become entranced I watch them fly to worlds unknown I hear them call, please come along With this invitation, I am so enthralled I begin to stumble and almost fall As we journey together across the sky I'm so excited I begin to cry For all at once all was revealed Not a thing had been left still sealed It all became clear As I lost my fear I saw a realm where all is real I found a realm where I could heal I saw a dragon that let me cry I found a dragon that wouldn't let me die. ----------------------------------- Copyright 2007 TLC
Beaner Is A Baaaaaaad Gurlie
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An Earth Angel’s Rescue For Her Dark Prince.
His lips, only to be the ones that soothe my every pain His words, the only ones to calm me when needed The twinkle in his eye that reassures me everything will be ok The softness of his touch upon my waist Caressing every curve and embracing the significance of my individuality. The ever constant love I show him Only to be the most amazing for the most amazing The support I back him up with Only to be the finest and at it’s best, for I wouldn’t have it any other way. How can it be that one person can have such an impact on another That they go the rest of their life wondering why they were chosen to complete A task such as going so long without each other? Can it be that they weren’t meant for each other? Or could it possibly be that god is simply testing their patience along With how long their love for each other will last during this time? What ever it may be, nothing is going to come in the way of My love and I, because I know we have the will power to ove
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How Is Your Singing Technique?
How is your singing technique? Choir and Professional MusicYou sure do know what singing properly is all about. With a voice like yours, or at least your knowledge of good technique, you could go far. Take this test
Hellogoodbye - Here (in Your Arms)
I like, Where we are, When we drive, In your car. I like, Where we are, Here. Cause our lips, Can touch. And our cheeks, Can brush. Our lips can touch, Here. Where you are the one, the one, That lies close to me. Whispers, "Hello, I miss you quite terribly." I fell in love, in love, With you suddenly. Now there's no place else, I could be, but, Here in your arms. I like, Where you sleep, When you sleep, Next to me. I like, Where you sleep, Here. Our lips, Can touch. And our cheeks, Can brush. Cause our lips can touch, Here. Where you are the one, the one, That lies close to me. Whispers, "Hello, I miss you quite terribly." I fell in love, in love, With you suddenly. Now there's no place else, I could be, but, Here in your arms. Our lips can touch. Our lips can touch, Here. You are the one, the one, That lies close to me. Whispers, "Hello, I miss you quite terribly." I fell
Love
I'll Be Yours And You'll Always Be Mine by TRISH Forever and always, I've loved you that long What was once just a dream has come true. For, you've lived in my dreams and are now in my heart. I've waited a lifetime for you. Each one of us has a true love, so I'm told One special person who makes us complete. From the moment I met you, I knew it was true You are the man of my dreams, my soulmate. Enduring and endless, our love will remain Our hearts and our souls intertwined. Always together, we'll walk hand in hand I'll be yours and you'll always be mine.
Roommates
Michael invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Michael's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Michael and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Michael and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Michael volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne and I are just roommates." About a week later, Joanne came to Michael and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle," said Joanne. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?". "Well," said Michael, "I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But
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Too Funny!
my sister sent this to me saturday. it's an inside joke we have. Milf, Ruby, & obviously my sister, will get this:
I Am An Enigma.
I don't like tomatoes... but I love tomato sauce. I'm a mystery, baby.
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Best Super Bowl Commercials #9
Doritos, GM, & The NFL Network all let the public design commericals for this year's Super Bowl. I thought all four were dissapointing to say the least, but this ad was the best of the four.
Best Super Bowl Commercials #4
I would comment on this commercial, but I don't type English.
The Indiffrence Of Men
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And So , To Live
Oh darkling Chyld fear not the Night, - the Earth Thy Mother calls Thee, To Leave the Rest that Thou hast craved, -Walk places that appall Thee, For mortal Kine have passed this way, - Their fevered Hearts bright-burning, and though You do not Lust as they, -You have Your Own quiet Yearning, For You, like they, of Passion Born, -and yet must Seek fulfillment, A Soul Immortal Ever Is, - That Liveth in Enstillment, _ For mortal Kine know not Thy world, Not seek, nor Comprehending, - That You : The Night's Immortal Chyld, Embody Love Unending. ^Uyraell^ 2/04/2007,
..him..
Black leather collar,Wrapped around the neck of a good boy.Leash snapped,Hooked on the ring.Leading down the path.Kneeling with head held high,Thighs spread apart.Hands resting with palms face up.Eyes cast down,In submission,And absolute love and trust.The sweet submission,Not seen by many.With total loss,Of control.Only to the One,Deserving of such a gift.
~you Know If You Are From California If........
Subject: California Living So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. 5. You can't remember ... is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You can't remember ... is pot illegal? 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like Ge
Buddy Day
Today is ".. Buddy Day". Send this to your .. friends - even me, if I'm one of them - and see how many you get today! ~xoxo!! ___________________________#__# _________________________#__##__# ________________#########_#____#_# ________########____________##_#_# _____##__##____________________#_# ____##_#___#_____________________# ____#_#___#_________________##___# ____#_#__##___________#######_____# ____#__#_#_________###________##__# _____##_______###_#_____##_____#________####### _______###_______#_____###______##____##__###__# _________#______#________#___#__#____##_##___##_# _________#______#_______#####___#___##_##____#__# __________#_____##____##_______#____#__#_____#__# ___________##____##__________#######___#___##__# _____________##____##_____###_____#_____###____# __________#############_####______#_________# _______##_______#______#____#_____#___________# _____##_________#______#____#_____##_________# ___##___________#_______#___###__###________# __#__
Survey Says..
9 lasts: Last dollar spent: Conflict: Vietnam for PS2 Last cigarette: never Last beverage: Mt Dew Last movie: Jeckyl + Hyde Last phone call: Anna Last song played: blink-182 - Miss You Last bubble bath: ages Last time you cried: the other night, got thinking about a lot of things Last thing you ate: tacos 8 have you evers. Have you ever dated a best friend: yes Have you ever skinny dipped: no Have you ever kissed somebody and regretted it: no Have you ever lost someone you loved: my grandmother when i was like 4 or 5 Have you ever been dumped: Yes. twice Have you ever been drunk and threw up: nope Have you ever ran away: no Have you ever wanted someone u thought u couldnt have then found out they liked you: Yes. 7 states you've been to. Illinois, Missouri, Colorado, Washington, Oregon, Kentucky, Indiana. 6 things you've done today: (in no particular order...) talked to Anna, went to work, came home, went to wal-mart, went to Movie Gallery, came home
Are You Crank Enough ?
Are You CRANK Enough!! (My Review on The Movie Crank) An amazing love story...Attractive Well groomed British actors and their perfect bodies female counterparts..a logical storyline with clean humor made for the entire family... all this and more can be found in some pussy movie that isn't crank.... If your a male (or even a female with some resemblance of testicles) than you should definetly pick up this fucking classic of a movie... It falls in line with such greats as Scarface, The Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, and other movies with a bad ass pimp named Burt Reynolds.. Crank is grab your dick and make sure its tucked away nicely cause the manliness of this movie might cause it to explode form your pants. (hell i went through 4 pairs of pants myself through this movie.... I recommend something with an elastic band... or just watch the movie completely naked with a raging hard with a hamburger on the end of it and a beer in your hand, to make you feel like a
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Bbrrr This Cold Weather Has Got To Go
DAMN DOES THIS COLD FRONT HAS TO GO. IT HAS BEEN IN THE MINUS HERE WHERE I LIVE. KIDS HAVENT GONE TO SCHOOL AND MY CAR IS FROZE UP WHICH REALLY SUCKS. THIS MORNING IT IS -8 WITH OUT WINDCHILL. WE WERE HAVING SUCH A GOOD WINTER HARDLY ANY SNOW AND IT WASNT TO BAD WITH BEING COLD IT WAS STAYING UP IN THE UPPER 20'S AND THIRTIES BUT NO IT HAD TO DROP. LOL WE HAVE BEEN SITTING AROUND WITH BLANKETS AND THE OVEN DOOR OPEN WITH THE OVEN ON AND IT STILL IS COLD IN HERE IT CAN'T KEEP UP. I IMAGINE PEOPLES HEATING BILL IS GOING TO BE OUTRAGEOUS. MINE IS INCLUDED IN THE RENT THANK GOD. WELL TIME TO GO BACK UNDER THE BLANKETS TO GET WARMED UP AGAIN LOL.
He Wanted Shock And Awe...well He Got It!
This war was suppose to be about "Shock and Awe" to "smoke em out of their caves" get Bin Laden and Saddam..... What the f**king hell is this! U.S. 'friendly fire' video revealed POSTED: 8:38 a.m. EST, February 6, 2007 LONDON, England (CNN) -- A British tabloid newspaper has released what it says is a cockpit video from a U.S. fighter jet being used in the investigation of a "friendly-fire" incident in Iraq in which a British soldier was killed. The Sun posted the 15-minute video, along with a transcript, on its Web site under the headline: "The tape they wanted to hide." A coroner investigating the soldier's death had demanded the video be released and presented as evidence in an inquest, but U.S. authorities refused. The incident, in the early stages of the Iraq war, involved a convoy of four British vehicles. Orange panels on the vehicles were misidentified as orange missiles. The pilots' coordinators gave assurances there were no coalition forces in the area
The Boy!
Apparently the boy went to a Superbowl party with his father on Sunday and wound up out lasting most of the grown ups. I was told he was the only baby there and he was walking around and making friends with everyone. LOL. Such a happy lil guy! =)
Give Yourself A Moment
Tuesday, February 6, 2007 Give yourself a moment When there's something that needs to be done, give yourself a moment to do it. When there's a decision that must be made, give yourself a moment to think it through. When life demands a response, give yourself a moment to find the most positive and meaningful one. When someone is explaining something to you, give yourself a moment to truly listen and to understand. Life is made up of many moments, one right after another. The big outcomes, results and achievements depend on what you do with all those little moments along the way. With each moment you can choose to let it pass or to let it bring you down. Or, you can decide to make good use of that moment with positive purpose, value and love. How many times have you looked back on your life with regret, and wished you had given yourself a moment to do what could have easily been done? Now is your opportunity to avoid such future regrets by recognizing the great value in
Because Im Bad *giggle*
Im bad im skippin my lit class. I just didnt feel like goin! Its my first skip of the semester so give me a break:P
Weather
whois tired of thios cold weather already and want some shirt shorts or daisy duke shorts..woohoo..i know i do
True Friendship
True friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart. When there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing. True friendship is a rare feeling, but when it is found It has profound impact on our well-being, strength, and character. True friendship does not need elaborate gifts Or spectacular events in order to be valuable or valued. To ensure long-lasting quality and satisfaction, True friendship only needs a few key ingredients: Undying loyalty, unmatched understanding, unsurpassed trust, Deep and soulful secrets, and endless sharing. These ingredients, mixed with personality and a sense of humor, Can make a friendship last a lifetime! This is just a thank you, my friend, for all the wonderful and colorful Special ingredients You've brought to my life!
Tuesday Ramblings...
Waiting for 2 things at the momment... lunch to finish cooking and for the bathroom to heat up enough to take a shower. lol. I do need to get more ductwork in so the upstairs gets warm. Yesterday the bathroom was 47 degrees.. I left a spaceheater on low in there so its a little warmer today. Lunch is chicken.. good old shake and bake..lol. Plus some potatoes.. peaches.. and since someone rags on me about my lack of veggies.. a salad. Its still cold.. beyond cold. But I know there are colder places so I won't complain. The one pipe is still frozen. Doing laundry too if anyone wants to drop theirs off..lol. Nothing new from David. I might not have him this weekend since next weekend is a long one for them (off Fri and Monday) so he wants to come then. But his mom said maybe I could have him both weekends. She will probably wait till Friday to tell me. Sometimes I have him every other weekend.. though sometimes its 4 or 5 in a row. Sometimes I think she uses it to try
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Love
SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time. TEN: You smile when you hear their voice. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them. SEVEN: They're all you think about. SIX: You get high just from their scent. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO:
These Are The Languages My Body Speak
If my lips should flutter and cuddle next to yours, like a butterfly matching its colors with the dewy-morning splendor of hyacinth–– do not think I am only trying to steal a kiss. Or if my arms suddenly circle your waist like silver surrounding a virgin moon, and my belly trembles heated signals of smoke all up and down the burning shores of your flesh–– do not think I desire scandal, or infamy. There is a reason that my voice huddles like a child made of broken wings inside your heart. The language my body speaks is less eloquent than French, and not so precise as Swahili. Sometimes my shoulders are speaking to you of how I was raped at the age of twelve. Sometimes my kiss is humming the poetry that pulled the gun out of my mouth. A wise African named Nadra told me the language of angels is what makes the earth spin, and what causes t
Tired
Tired They say when you grow up, You become wiser. Then why do I still feel so dumb and young? They say when you get older, Times get better. But when you're there, You find, Good times are none. You've built your dreams up. Piled those hope high. But you watch them drown, Instead of fly. Aren't you tired? I know I am. Need a helping hand. Just to get by. Aren't you dragged down? Buried by the weight, Of stress that is choking you now. Just want to spread my wings and fly. Just be free from these things keeping me down. Yes I know, That in my twisted mind. I can stretch things quite a bit. Something small, Is something big , Yet some big things seem so small. And yes at times. I often feel, Like I'm losing my mind. It's all fine. In due time. I'll straighten it all out. Aren't you tired? I am. Sick of my dreams becoming dust. Stress that chokes, Just let me fly 9/10/05
Shattered
Shattered Shattered, Underneath the smooth encasing, Broken dust and jagged pieces. The fragile inside not saved from hard exterior. The ego lost, Pride forgotten. Reach inside, Gather the pieces. This broken vessel, Reconnect the plugs. It breathes, It sees and moves. It does not feel. Can you touch this shattered creature? Let loose your love. Light the fire. See if you can make it real. 05/17/05 All (c)Copyrights reserved by the Original Author.
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Just added a few more pics check em out if you wish to.Thanks ,Stephanie
It Hurts
Normally I have so much to say when I sit down to right a blog. Tonight I find my self with nothing but few things on my mind. Don't really know why this is stuck in my mind. IT HURTS TO BREATHE, IT HURTS TO TALK,I JUST WANT TO FORGET IT ALL. I'M TIRED OF FEELING ALL THIS PAIN. I CAN'T EVEN LOOK BACK ON THE MEMORIES WITHOUT FEELING LIKE I'M GOING DIE AT ANY MEMORY. I'M TIRED OF ALL THE TEARS AND THE PAIN. MY WORLD IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL AND I NO LONGER HAVE THE WHEEL.
Im A Naughty Girl....
close your eyes and be silent i will kiss you gently sweetly parting your lips with my tongue trailing little kisses from your throat all the way down to take you in my mouth sucking gently till you grow rolling my tongue around you biting down softly so you just feel it then i trail kisses back to your throat and nibble your ear i push you back on the bed and bind your hands you arent allowed to touch then i bind your feet you arent allowed to move i climb over you so you can kiss me as i slowly slide down on you riding you as i please first slowly then harder and faster clenching my muscles inside me pulling you in further harder and harder say my name and ill cum for you till finally you can stand no more then i place you back in my mouth till you are fully released yourself.
Embrace...touching Your Core...
She softly whispered On a beautiful morning I would love, to once again Enjoy a walk, out doors ~~*~~ to witness nature at its best The birds, the bee, butterflies Hills and streams Lay down on virgin green grass And sleep. ~~*~~ I held her soft hand Still lovely, well manicured Slowly we strolled About the soft rolling hills Of nearby natures beauty. ~~*~~ She starined, to see farther With sensuous eyes Now behind tastefully Chosen glass frames encasing the loveliness Of her treasured sapphire eyes. ~~*~~ Strolling within, each other's arms Stopping here and there For a gentle, kiss or two With amazement She makes my heart, skip a beat. ~~*~~ Stopping for a moment to rest I sit On a heavenly, field of clovers She rest her head, upon my lap. ~~*~~ I caress, her snow white hair Still full, once golden and silky Like fields of wheat Wavering in the breeze. ~~*~~ I caress the beauty The good Lord, bestowed
Tortured Tourist
Part 2 The van slowed and came to a stop. Sarah was still lying on her side, still tightly bound. She had no idea how long she had been tied or how long the journey had taken. Her limbs were numb from the loss of circulation. Her jaw ached from the huge ball-gag crammed into her mouth. Her chin was slick with the drool that escaped from behind the gag, and she felt the leather hood sticking to her skin. The scent of the leather filled her nostrils. Once again her captors grabbed her bound form. They began to cut away the plastic bands that bound her legs to her chest. They continued slicing away the bands, freeing her legs below the knees. The blood immediately began to flow back into her lower limbs, and she groaned at the pain as they stretched her stiff legs out before her. She heard the door to the van slide open, and felt her body being lifted by her captors. She was pulled outside and set on her feet. Immediately she felt the tingle of the pins and needles in her
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C'mere
It's three in the morning, lady... you're lookin' so good...so good There's no other woman on earth that could entertain me like you would I love how you engage me, as you go down without a care I'll gladly show my appreciation, soon as you come up for air C'mere Make it soon, lady Let me enjoy your body from head to toe C'mere Let me spoon you,lady We'll start right there, where we end, we'll never know Remember the last time? That night we made each other sore? We ravished each other completely, went from the bed to the floor That was the pinnacle, the best night that comes to mind I just want to repeat the feeling, see what new joys we can find Do you hear angels crying? Or was that just you moaning in my ear? Pull me in deeper, lady... so you'll hear this crystal clear... Ohhh... make way for the night train Ohhh... bound to make you go insane I can't get enough of your flavor Every part of you I want to savor I'm in your world, lady... share your heat with me..
Strange Deaths - The Fbi's Top 12 List
FBI TOP 12 DEATHS OF THE YEAR Every year the FBI is asked to investigate over 36,000 Serious Crimes including Suspicious Deaths and Homicides. Every year the Homicide Investigations Unit puts out its Top 12 Homicides of the year. 1- Alex Mijtus,36 years old, is killed by his wife, armed with a 20 inch Long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husband's strange sex practices and one night during a prolonged session of fun she snapped, pushing all 20 inches of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding. 2- Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake. 3- Peter Stone, 42 years old, is murdered by his 8 year old daughter, who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt that if she couldn't h
Attention!! Urgent Message Please Repost
hey all please come help out 'Mr.New Mexico---DJ PUNISHER~DON PERVALIA~CAPO of PERV FAMILIA~'. he is in the Mr USA contest and is way behind lets over there and show him some real cherry love by bombing the hell outa him. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=179468&albumid=216071&i=3064934767
Someone Has A Crush On Me
WOW I am honored, someone has a crush on me and I can't seem to understand why LOL.. Well ok maybe a little. I am truly humble and honored that I would have a "Secret Crush". So I would like it if my Secret Crush comes forward in a message to me personally or you can keep me in suspense.. I have an idea who it might be but then again assumptions are never good.. So to my "Secret Crush" do you have the courage to step up to the plate and make yourself known to me?? I welcome YOU.. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
Whatever
So, Today I took my gf to work. Then I went back home and talked to the veteran's people. Their system is skrewed up, and I only got half of my money last month. And I couldn't verify my status to get money for this month. I can't get into my ako, so I can't get my tuition paid for by the reserves. And that's one of the main reasons I'm in the reserves. That, and to have more people to fight with. lol. After I was done calling people I wasted time on the internet until it was time to take my gf to work, and go to class. After class was done, I picked her up, and then went to get the book I needed. It wasn't there though. So, that's not good. But whatever. I printed off my schedule in the veteran's place so I could get this semester paid for. ( apparently you have to turn in your schedule to get your classes paid for ) It's a lot of bullshit. They will only pay for your classes that go towards your majors and minors. I did the time in the army under their conditions, I should be ab
Live It Fully Every Day
In the Last 2 weeks I have been so lucky, and I have realized how precious life is. Our house burnt...but me and all my babies got out completely unscathed. If the fire had happened 2 hours later, things would have been much different. Thankfully, The only things lost were material goods. My Baby came home on Emergency leave, to help regroup our family, salvage what we could, and find us a new home, I could not have survived the ordeal without him. I Love Him so Much, and in the midst of all the wrong, things were slowly made right again. The day before he left to go back to Georgia, my Nick made me his wife. And I couldn't be happier knowing I get to spend forever with my soul-mate. SO Let me extend this wisdom to you all, Life is precious and fragile. Embrace every minute of it, for it could quickly be taken away. I know every-one of us have heard it before...but being that close to it, knowing what could have been. I truly understand it.
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Eight Words With Two Meanings
Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn- ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female..
Love, Or Lust Story?
Being an attractive asian woman, I get a lot of men approaching me. I'm only about five feet tall, but I'm in great shape. My tits are small and firm, my hair is black with red highlights, and I've got a pretty sexy mouth, if I do say so myself. Add to that the fact that I'm thirtyfive, but don't look a day over twenty-one. So I had my share of offers. But the one thing I really wanted - and had never gotten - was a black man. I had heard, like everyone else, that black men had really big dicks. And while I wasn't one for stereotyping, I found the image of dark skin against light very arousing, and I wouldn't have minded a nice big dick either. When I met Rikki in Riverside in March of 1996", I was all over him in a heartbeat. I think I kind of surprised him, coming on so strong, but I wanted him bad. He was much taller than me - about six foot two, with skin the color of the earth, broad lips, and big, strong hands. It had taken a lot of sweet talking to get him to ge
Could I Request Some Help Please?
COMMENT BOMBERS REALLY APPRECIATED!!! I will give gifts to those who help! 10,000 comments and I will win a 7 day blast! I can't afford one at the moment, and I've been wanting one for awhile, so please help me out! And I will help bomb anything you post also, like I try to always do! Thanks and please repost!! Seana
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Tengo un dolor de cabeza inmenso and Its too fuckin cold to take pics outside and My crushes keep dumping me:( IM NOT WORTHY!!
Body Dysmorphic Disorder
I'm watching a program about body dysmorphic disorder at the moment, another brilliant piece by the BBC in Great Britain. BDD is a psychological condition, that makes sufferers think that parts of their body are so incredible hideous, that they have to hide from other people. And that although there is nothing of that kind visible to anybody else. How very strange. Just today at the office me and two female coworkers joked about the normal difference in perception that women often seem to have about themselves. Sometimes it might be induced by other people, even boyfriends or husbands, by advertising and society in general. Quite often I find myself getting sad about these effects of manipulation, just because some of my best friends are affected by them. But as I know now, it could be much worse than what I knew up until now. It's interesting how the world always can pull something out of it's hat to put things into perspective.
The Four Seasons
Dedicated to those that can handle the four season of two caring as one... Loving With The Winter’s Full Moon The pristine landscape blanketed us In a chilling biting cold That only our special relationship Could steam up As it magically crystallizes above us In a shower of love Our castle formed around us And as we generated the moves The wolves howled their approval As we both laid claim to the full moon And as the silence crackled with the winds We embraced in body and soul Wrestling With The Autumn’s Full Moon The blanket of autumn hues wrestled to the ground In never ending piles of whirling torrents Surrounded us in nature’s sheets As we lay on them in the caresses That tossed more on us in swirling passion The full clinging moon under a lone cloud Peaked its head in approval For its gentle rays softened out bodies hue And as the owl watched It hooted its own approval Into the eroticism that is remembered
The Blonde And The Heart Attack
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialling, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!" The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten bitch," she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!"
Daily 4 Members To Show Sum Love To
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I Still Believe - Song By Jeremy Camp
For my friends who are having a hard time. Scattered words and empty thoughts Seem to pour from my heart I've never felt so torn before Seems i dont know where to start But its now i feel your grace fall like rain From every fingertip washing away my pain I still believe in your faithfulness I still believe in your truth I still believe in your holy word Even when I dont see I still believe Though the questions still fog up my mind With promises i still seem to bear Even when answers slowly unwind It's my heart I see you prepare But its now that I feel your grace fall like rain From every fingertip washing away my pain The only place I can go is into your arms Where I throw to you my feeble prayers in brokeness I can see that this is your will for me Help me to know you are near
Increase In Nypd Stops Draws Criticism
NEW YORK - The city's police department, tarnished in the past by charges of brutality and racism, is defending itself against fresh criticism over how officers decide whom to stop and search on the streets. Statistics provided by the police department to the City Council last week show a fivefold increase since 2002 in the number of so-called "stop and frisks," to more than 500,000 in 2006. The majority of people stopped, about 55 percent, were black, the numbers show. About 30 percent were Hispanic and 11 percent were white. The numbers have stoked anger among many people still upset over the deadly police shooting of 23-year-old Sean Bell on his wedding day in November. Two other men were wounded in the shooting, which sparked allegations of racial bias. The victims were black and unarmed; the officers were white, black and Hispanic. "It clearly says to the rest of the country that there is a racial problem with the NYPD," said the Rev. Al Sharpton. Sharpton
Dressing Up
i saunter into my darkened closet, and as i undress, i think of you.. pulling on my silky underthings i feel the warmth of your hand, caressing my bare trembling skin.. so soothingly tender, so very soft... i toss back my mane of crazy hair, revealing the imprints of your kiss to my mirror's inquisitive stare.. and i feel the press of your lips to my neck, like it was yesterday.. so exotically sexy, so very hot.. that night we were hiding from my dad, stealing a brief moment to say goodbye.. i dragged you into my darkened closet, and i felt your arms go 'round me tight, kissing me soft, swaying side to side... so erotically magical, so very surreal.. said no words as hands and lips explored, you pulled my leg up and around your waist.. i gasped as your hands went under my shirt, and i felt the warmth of your gentle fingers massaging my breast..should've closed the door.. so enchantingly relaxing, so very arousing.. i pull
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If You Want To
If you want to talk about it once again remember I'm always there when you need me you can cry on my shoulder If you want to.
Do You Have A Type A Personality?
You Have A Type A Personality You are hyper, energetic, and always on the mood You tend to succeed at everything you attempt And if you don't succeed at first, you quickly climb your way to the top! You could be called a workaholic, but you also make time for fun As long as it's high energy and competitive, you're interested You have the perfect personality for business and atheltic success Do You Have a Type A Personality?
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Marvel Superhero?
You scored as Elektra. After her father was murdered by assassins, Elektra avenged him by killing his murderers. Now a vigilante and assassin, Elektra travels the world looking for new challenges. She has incredible martial arts skills and is deadly with any weapon---especially her long daggers. Elektra100%The Invisible Girl100%The Punisher100%Mr. Fantastic95%Blade90%The Hulk80%Storm80%Daredevil75%The Human Torch70%Spider-Man65%Wolverine
Please Vote For My Design At The Best Graphic Designers Contest
Ok contest is Starting so everyone go Choose who is the Best Graphic Designer Goodluck to everyone This contest will run 1 week from 10pm on the 16th of feb this contest will end at 10pm central time exact now get out there and vote vote vote CSC DJ Trouble Willow Caelwyn AngelMoRn Crawgator Mochagraphix CopperLynn Graphics by Rick Prizes will be as such: 1st place: Corvette 2nd place: Silver motorcylce 3rd place: Rolex If your interest let me know get the word out and get a message to me....also send me the link to the pic you want to display during the contest it can be Morph,Gif,or anything else long as its not nsfw not like it would be though...lol..... (repost of original by 'Nosferatu--۩-Elder-LOЯĎ۞Dracula۩--Lord Lestat--Fan Me,Rate Me, Add Me' on '2007-02-09 20:59:00') (repost of original by '†♥Rebel Bitch♥†High Priestess of L.D.C Family & the B&A
What Color Rose Am I?
You scored as Yellow. You are a yellow rose! A yellow rose signifies friendship. You are someone who really cherishes your friends and would be lost without them.Yellow100%Pink100%Red67%Black67%Orange33%White17%Which Color Rose Are You?created with QuizFarm.com
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Weekend Stuff So Far...
Having a good weekend so far, but they always are with David. Last night we stopped at Wal Mart for some things, went to Circuit City to look at digital cameras, and then to eat. We stopped at a place open 24 hrs a day.. a diner with great food. Had pancakes, bacon and home fries. :) We both ate way too much. Came home and played a computer game.. runescape. Honestly its boring..lol.. but since I am playing with him I am happy. He can play with me while he is at his Mom's too. He got up at 5:30 today... a little later than the last time he was here. Just played games and watched TV so far. Tonight we areheading to the corner theater for a movie. Its a cheap place.. old building.. with tickets at $3 and popcorn is $2. We can walk there in a few minutes. He likes it better than any other place. The popcorn is better than most places.. and I guess to him its a special place for the 2of us. :) Tonight my Dad and stepMom are going too. Have a few friends going th
A Night Of Passion
Your hands Soft and caressing Rubbing my body Relieving my stressing Fingertips of loving hands Touching my skin Feeding the fire That’s burning within Sensual and sexy You whisper my name Your fingers slide in Till I do the same With fingers so magic You take me so high Then I feel your breath On the inside of my thigh Your tongue tasting me A sweet spot it sought Face buried deep My fire burning so hot Your mouth covers mine Parting my lips I feel you slide in Between my hips So hard so erect I feel you inside Bringing me higher With every slide As you go deeper My back arching high You take me to heaven Among clouds I do fly My ache taking over You doing the same I feel you cum hard While I scream out your name Our bodies collapse We both gasp for air Your fingers against my face Moving my hair Your arms surround me Pulling me close Bringing me down From the point I had rose Holding me there My head on your ches
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Funny thing is - I still have no clue how to work Cherrytap. 'Errrr.. maybe I'll figure it out :)
Part 3
So now she has escaped the bad marriage and she is 19 now and fixing to join the Army. Well, everything was lined up she was ready mentally and physically. Then came a knock on her family's door. It was a childhood friend of hers and of the family's. He stood tall and handsome in his military uniform. We were all catching up on our lives and then about a week later he came from his room while she was getting a drink of water. The house was so still you could hear a pin drop. Then it happend he came in without anyone hearing him and slipped up behind her. He began choking her and dropped her to the floor and kept his hand on her throat and told her that if she screamed he would kill her and her family. Then he continued to tell her that if she told anyone anything he would hurt them too. He than began ripping her undergarments off and it was over in a flash. She did not know if anything would come of this. So she began walking in fear. She went a month later to take her physical for the
Curse Words (nsfw)
im trying to just write every curse word I know fuck cunt shit bitch asshole cock pussy twat ass whore slut faggot ok i can't think of anymore.. :P
My Grandfather's Secrets
My grandfather died a few years ago, just after he had turned 82. He was a simple man, very popular and very funny, with lots of friends who always liked to come over and be entertained by him. A real local boy with a broad dialect. When he was at home he spent a lot of time in his workshop in our cellar, that abounded with powertools, cans of paint, pieces of wood in every shape and form and thousands of nails and screws, all neatly arranged in small jars that he had screwed to the ceiling of the cellar. That is, he nailed the lids of the jars to different boards that were attached to the ceiling. This way he could easily see and access what was in them by unscrewing the jars and just as easily replace them. A DIY genius, he was always fixing and building stuff around the house and the garden. At least until his age took it's toll and he couldn't see as well and his hands became unsteady. Earlier on he already had had the habit of fixing or painting things, that neither needed
I'll Be There Fo You
I'll Be There For YouBy Bon JoviBestVideoCodes.com
The Worst Shot I Ever Drank
Cement Mixer Find Similar Drinks Ingredients... 1 ½ ounces Irish Cream Liqueur ½ ounce Lime Juice Glass Type Category - Shot Party Drink Shot Directions Don't stir! Toss the whole shot-glass-full into your mouth and mix it with your tongue. The lime juice curdles the cream (cement) and it becomes very difficult to swallow (and it tastes crappy). It'll pucker you up like a green persimmon. I think that only lady bar tenders can get away with serving this drink without getting punched in the snout.
Precious Boy
We're cute right? I promised more pictures, so here's some more pictures. This is from our first date. Lol. He was so cute. Sucks at pool though. Lol. Tomorrow is the one week mark of dating him. Not real special, I know, but it's information. I'm really liking this kid. He's funny, though reserved, and genuinely seems to like me for who I am, not what I can do with my tongue... though this still confuses him.That's my TONGUE by the way.... A talent... Anyways. I really like Vaunder. He's sweet and doesn't ask much of me. Lol. I know that sounds horrible but I've dealt with guys that asked far too much from me. Like Robbie... Oh... Here's a pic I pulled off my phone speaking of Robbie. This was back before he was an asshole.Such were the good old days, but really, he's old news. I actually think I might hate him... but who cares... I absolutely adore vaunder. I love the way he holds me, the way he tells me I'm gorgeous, the way he looks me in the eyes, the way I haven't annoyed him yet
Aww They Rejected My Salute
Aww Im so upset...i sent in 2 salutes n they rejected both of em:(...I am not a fake im really me
My Family On Here
I have very few people on my family list, this is because these are people i talk to or chat to, people who kno me , not just seen a picture. i like theses people a lot and i hope to keep in touch with all of them. so if you want to be on my family list chat with me i love to get to kno new people.
Your Love
A gentle word like a spark of light, Illuminates my soul And as each sound goes deeper, It's YOU that makes me whole There is no corner, no dark place, YOUR LOVE cannot fill And if the world starts causing waves, It's your devotion that makes them still And yes you always speak to me, In sweet honesty and truth Your caring heart keeps out the rain, YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof So thank you my Love for being there, For supporting me, my life I'll do the same for you, you know, My Beautiful, Darling Wife.
What You Are To Me..........................
You are my air The sun in my day The moon in my night The spring in my step You are my everything. You are the stars in the sky The birds in the trees The shimmer, the sparkle, the shine. Without the light you put into my life I would be nothing A single leaf on the ground in autumn, Lost, forgotten, alone. Before i knew you, I was nothing. Now I am everything, With you at my side, I am invincible! Feel the same my baby, You are loved so much, I love you now and forever You are my darling, my baby, my love You are my everything I love you so much.
It Is You I Dream Of
A flower grows from beneath a blanket Of fine and purest white It reaches toward the sun for warmth, For heat and for the light My love for you grows stronger still, Despite the surrounding cold My heart is yours, bartered gone For yours has it been sold Its petals shine from morning dew Its stem grows stiff and strong It stands strong through the freezing cold It stands the winter long I long for you, for your soft touch I miss the way you smile The longer that we stay apart The longer every mile The flower stretches through the snow It reaches toward the sun And now without you the color is gone The flower's petals, dun But as we talk, and as we learn The flower comes back to life The snow now melts and goes away As you take away my strife Spring is here and growth abounds As you and I are one We are together, we are in love The snow for now is done I see the future, in dreams I have Of our life, long and true I see the times where all I ne
Are These Angels
It is said there are Angels In Heaven above And they shine with the light Of an inner love Of these things I had not a clue But that was Before I found you For in you I’ve found A love that is so right It shines all around With the brightest of light It comes from somewhere So deep within That it has no beginning And knows no end Your love is a light That brightens each day Of all of the people You see on your way Where ever you go Or whatever you do All see the love That you have inside you That God sent you here To a place where you’d be Sharing such love With someone like me Is proof for me That angels exist And are filled with a love That no man could resist I thank God each day For finding the time For looking down on me And making you mine So yes there are Angels In heaven above I know because God Sent me one to love
Daydream
Whenever I day dream, and day dream I do, in my secret garden, I day dream of you. I day dream of you, in a faraway land; embracing me tight and holding my hand. Holding my hand, and touching my face. Just you and me, in this peaceful place. In this peaceful place a pristine river flows. Where the unicorns run, a breeze always blows. A breeze always blows and sings of a song; our love in a place where you're never gone. Where you're never gone is as it would seem, from dusk until dawn, whenever I day dream. And whenever I day dream, and day dream I do, in my secret garden, I day dream of you.
Soul Like The Vastest Sea
Soul Like The Vastest Sea Your soul is like the vastest sea And mine a darting fish: I lose myself within your love; I live within your heart. I breathe your love: it is my air, My element, my world. I know no other ambiance; I have no other dream. I know there is outside your love A world of rocks and sand; And I could live there, too, but oh! How poor and thin each breath! How rich my world, how beautiful, Alive within your love, Each moment filled with dancing light Refracted through your eyes!
A Haunting In Glendale, California
There is a house in the Glendale, California area that had alot of weird thigs go on when I lived there when I was 5-9yrs old. im 38 now,lol Well there was a neighbor that said she saw a blue light in our front window at night, well we didnt have any night lites and never could see it for ourselves, there was a time when I looked into our front room and saw people dancing arround in grass, they looked to be in Victorian dress. We had a built on room in the back next to the master bedroom it had no instalation and was completely louverd windows, that room would be 20-30 degrees on a summer day of 90-100 degress outside. When you would turn your back and walk away from that room you would get chills and want to scream!, well the last thing I can remember was a large solid white ORB in the hallway just at the bedroom door. It looked like a flashlight but no glare. I screamed and my parent woke but it was gone. I wish to get into that house again, but last time it was up for
The Sign!!
I look in the mirror and there i see a little girl looking up at me. She is a very beautiful little girl, almost like an angel. Then there is a man standing there with her, with his hand on her shoulder. I look closer at the man. He looks familiar, that man there is god. I look away, thinking im going crazy. When i look back, he just smiles down at me, the little girl is smiling too. I look away once more, and when i look back this time their gone, but on the ground is see something. A peice of paper. A peice of paper reading 5 words that made me cry like a baby. The paper read "Mommy I'm fine and happy" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I try to figure this out. I think god is trying to tell me something. I don't know what it means, but i think it must be a Sign. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a dream i had and wrote down wial i was pregnant with my first baby. Before i had a miscarage.
Intresting.....
So My phone has decided not to send me text messages that people send me. I guess it happened on Friday sometime. My little sister called me and asked me why I didn't text her back....well that would be because I didn't get any......I checked and made sure I didn't have to many saved ones.... I did pretty much everything I can do so at lunch I'm going to the store thingy and talking to them. OR they may work now....I was in a place with no signal but that don't usually mess with texts on my phone...but who knows.....Why am I telling you this??? Because if you tried to text me and I didn't answer it's not cause I"m a bitch...it's cause I didn't get your message.....sorry
Mailing Info
JOINT STATEMENT FROM U.S. POSTAL SERVICE U.S. POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE Investigating Explosive Devices sent to Financial Institutions Post Offices on High Alert for Suspicious Packages Washington, D.C. (Feb. 10, 2007) -- The U.S. Postal Inspection Service is working with law enforcement agents from the FBI and ATF, as well as local and state agencies, to investigate two explosive devices sent to financial institutions since Jan. 31. While the investigation continues, Postal Inspectors are encouraging the financial industry to re-examine their procedures for handling correspondence and packages. Any business can go to http://www.usps.com/postalinspectors/pos84.pdf and download a poster for their staff that includes information on identifying suspicious packages and reporting them to authorities. Companies may also request copies of the poster by contacting their local Post Office or by calling 1-800 ASK-USPS. The U.S. Postal Service has its employees nationwide on high aler
Feb 12th Lunch Time.. Score Updates!
The Scores as of Right now for the Hottest Woman of CT are as follows.. Please help me come in first to win a 7 day blast.. > > > > First Place Rating - 10.14 (36) Splendid_Beauty 4518 comments! Second Place Rating - 10.05 (207) ~Pole Princess~ 3481 comments! Third Place Rating - 10.03 (29) supersuperwendy...totally refreshed!! 2237 comments!
Highschool Never Ends
Love Is A Game
love is a game with a fine line between dreams and reality. right when you think that u can trust this person and that they wont do what every other one did they crush you and the pain just gets deeper and deeper. i tried to start over with my heart when i met u i try not to blame you for what they did to me i try to believe you when you tell me it was nothin i try to keep my cool when the little things upset me, especially when it was sumthin i do myself i try to make time so i can be sure that i could talk to you every day i try to trust you i try to let my guard down because i dont want to hurt you i try to let my heart overcome my mind in this battle i try to keep it together when all i wanna do is cry i try not to put myself in a situation where i would have to choose between you and a past experience i try not to judge you because you fessed up to the one lie i know u told me i try to keep it together even though i know ur still lyin i try to ignore her i try to l
Blonde Ambition Ty For Your Entry
BLONDE AMBITION made an awesome one of me. You don't have to be this much .. a simple pic of me or you holding a sign with my name on it works.. ty again to all that have submitted... I NEEEEED MOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRREEE
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Love is a disease, That spreads with ease, To some it shall always please. Many people like I, May never get a chance to try, Always trying and never crying. So my heart and soul, That was taken from me, I cannot pledge my love for thee. ©DGTFB 2007
In Reality We Suffer
Darkness surrounds us soon will descend Grey decay living dead dark are the days ahead Conserve that precious hatred for later Dark are the days ahead the walls we face are growing heavy to carry its name Carved in flesh the rage If this is it let the apocalypse begin Grey decay living dead Dark are the days ahead a thousand destinies made one and nothing If this is it let the apocalypse begin So alike so alone we suffer ©DGTFB 2007
Saint Aurelius Augustine
By-and-by has no end.Latin: Modo, et modo, non habebent modum.Saint Aurelius AugustineSource: Confessions (bk. VIII, 5, 12)
Hi Everyone
I JUST GOT NEWS MY KIDS FATHER IS MIA AND THERE LOOKING FOR HIM I HOPE HE IS OK, I MAY NOT BE ON MUCH HERE BUT WANTED TO SAY HI TO EVERYONE AND SEE IF THERE WAS ANYONE HERE WHO COULD HELP ME GET A 7 DAY BLAST SO I CAN SHARE WITH EVERYONE PLEASE HELP ME AND I ALSO NEED MORE POINTS TO MOVE UP QUICKER SO I CAN ADD ALL THE PICS I HAVE FOR YOU ALL BUT CANT TILL I MOVE UP SO PLEAEE RATE, ME ADD ME AS A FRIEND AND FAN, COMMENT MY PICS, RATE MY PICS, AND PLEASE HELP ME GET A 7DAY BLAST. LOVE YA ALL JESSICA THIS IS NOT A RATED BLOG PLEASE READ AND ULL SEE WHY I SAY IT!
Dark Plans
I feel as if im just some experment the goddss made for their amusment something to entertane them to make them laugh.The keep me traped on this plane just to watch me dance like some dark and twisted jester or some dark clown with no other perpose than to suffer when i scream when will you cut the strings and set me free is it my fate to be your toy zombie or do you have some other porpose for me something that this tourture will give me the strength to survie only they know what they have pland for me.
Valentine
I AM NOT KIND I AM NOT GENTLE YOU ASKED ME TO BE YOUR VALENTINE YOU GAVE ME A CARD & INSIDE IT SAID I LOVE YOU WHAT YOU'VE SHOULD'VE WRITTEN WAS I HATE YOU YOU BURNED MY SOUL YOU KILLED ME SLOWLY I AM NOT PURE I AM NOT WEAK I HIDE MYSELF FROM THE WORLD I CHANGE WHO I AM TO KEEP PEOPLE GUESSING I HIDE MY EYES WHEN TEARS ARE FALLING I HATE FUCKING CRYING IT KEEPS THE REAL ME LOCKED AWAY INSIDE SO YOU CAN'T SEE THE REAL ME WHEN I CRY CRYING IS MY ONLY WEAKNESS I KNOW I SAID I WASN'T WEAK I PLAY MYSELF LIKE A OXYMORON PLAYING FOR KEEPS THE TIME YOU SEE ME IS WHEN I CRY THE TRUE ME IS LOCKED AWAY DEEP HARD TO FIND MY TEARS THAT FALL ARE THE KEY SEEING ME CRY IS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN SET ME FREE BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME CRY CUZ YOU NOW YOUR LETTING ME GO LETTING FLY GIVING ME THE WINGS & SETTING ME FREE LETTING ME LEAVE THIS HELL THIS HELL YOU MADE FOR ME THE WALLS THAT I BUILT TO KEEP YOU AWAY THEY ARE ALL BUT GONE IT
Magical Cherry!
Awwww! Cum on, i'm nearly at magical cherry...don't spoil my fun????? :(
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Bribe For Comments!!
Heyyy there....so heres the bribe If you guyz get me ahead by tomorrow ill open up my private pics to everybody!! So come by and comment bomb my pic!! I dunno if its a great bribe, but its all I could think of hehe.....so heres the link: Click and Comment!! Hope to see u all there....if i get enough votes ill open em up for all.... Thanks, LUV YA! oh sorry to my already family uve already seen em, but ill try to add some more when my computer is fixed again!! ~Cindy
Some Things About Me
here we go, if you wish to know.... 1. Where is your dad right now? In his bed, 84 now and still going strong. 2. last time you talked to your crush? Didn't yet, should send a Valentine's Card 3.What's the last thing you ate? Supper 4. what color is your watch? black with silver marks 5. what kind of phone do you have? double house wireless phone. 7.Where does your best friend work? Works for the Dutch Taxes (IRS) just like me. 8. What are you listening to right now? nothing 9. What do you smell like? I hope not too bad, planning to take a shower later. 10. what color are your eyes? Kind of grey 11. Have you ever done a Chinese fire drill? no, don't even know what this is 12. What color are your bedroom walls? A lot of soft colors, vague flowers 13. Do you have a chair in your room? in this room I have, not in the bedroom 15. Do you know anyone who is engaged? Do people still do that? I never was. 17. Do you know someone named Betsy? The
Spite
Many days I've wanted to die Kiss my ass and say goodbye Make this world a little bigger Bend my head and pull the trigger The dark so deep swallowing me Nothing helping me to be free But then I think of those I know And what to them I would show It is my spite that keeps me here They knowing I will always be near Within me there is strength untold All I need do's grab hold And in my deepest darkest hour My self-hating thoughts turn sour I grab onto my closest friend Who is myself in the end For time is we have in life Even with the abundant strife To know ones self to know it true Is the only thing that will get us through And so to all I say again Love the person you are within ©Dark
Wtf!!!
I am soooooooo tired of people trying to get in the way of me and my baby! Why can't people just leave us alone!?!?!?!? Back off!!!!!! I'm NOT in the mood for this bullshit! Leave me alone and leave him alone too. Go out and find a man of your own!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy fucking Valentines Day!!!!!! Love you Jesse!!!!!!!!!
Candy Pants
If you think too much about it, having pants made of candy would slowly start to seem like a bad idea.
I Hate Valentines Day!
People ruin it for everyone else. Whats the point of that? You are miserable so you want everyone else to be miserable too?? Nice! Happy Valentines Day.
Happy Valentine's Day And An Idol Sabotage
Well between opening and sending Valentine’s cards and letters, throw on top of that we were doused again with snow, blowing and colder then a well diggers ass in gnome Alaska temps my morning note, letter, missive or what have ya did not make the 7:00 morning cutoff. I use that as a cutoff so I can do computer reports and other items of business importance before Shelia our super-human girl Friday gets into work. Well I seen her headlights coming around the corner and knew I was in trouble of big proportions. OH well! I had been snow blowing the entrance and drive she normally walks in so she would not have to wade snow knee deep. We do have a snow removal service but they plow at 3:00 and check again at 7:00 but today since so much white fluffily and saggy stuff had fallen and had or was in the presence of being blown they did not get here in time. She did have a clear walk in. Happy Valentine’s Day. Hopefully you received my card and thank you for all the cards I relieved. Good mor
A Poem For The Girls(guys Take Note)
*I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL IT ENTERTAINED ME* I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don\'t go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty\'s a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I\'m wrong. I don\'t drive in circles, at any cost. And I don\'t have a problem admitting I\'m lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I\'m usually late. I don\'t watch movies with lots of gore. Don\'t need instant replay to remember the score. I won\'t lose my hair, I don\'t get jock itch. And just cause I\'m assertive, Don\'t call me a b*itch. Don\'t say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I >can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewellery\'s best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don\'t have a problem, Wi
I Died Without Your Love
I Died Without Your Love She lays there in the darkness Tears streaming down her face She wishes she could find away To leave this awful place Cause she’s sick of all the heartbreak She’s sick of all his lies She wants to get away from him But all she can do is cry He scarred her heart forever Without a single care He left her for another Her fragile heart to spare Now she sits and wonders How she will get through She pondered for a while Then decided what to do She’ll forget all about him Erase their days of joy Because he is not worth it And her heart is not a toy So she stopped her crying Away with all her tears She will find herself new love And forget about past years But the first time she saw him With new love by his side She slipped back into sadness But kept it all inside But when she got home that night She got out paper and pens To write out a bunch of notes To give to all her friends She told them she is done Living with this pain S
Hugs N Love
Hey Everyone I just wanted to wish yall a Happy Valentines Day! Hope yall have a good one n get lucky! *wink*
The Perfect Gurl And The Perfect Life But When You Read This Story You Soon Will See Her Strife
She was pretty, she was thin, her perfect body, her perfect skin. brunette hair, and big, hazel eyes, long legs and skinny thighs. "She could be a model!" that's what they all said, but no one knew that on the inside she was dead. When she looked in the mirror, pain, hurt, disgrace, she couldn't stand to see her own face. Her reflection scared her, it showed someone fat, what had happened to the girl that once was all that? She felt like a failure, she felt like dirt, she was the only one who didn't see the rib bones through her shirt. This wasn't it, this wasn't who she wanted to be, she couldn't imagine the skeleton everyone else seemed to see. She took the sharp knife, down from the shelf, standing there, miss Anorexia herself. Her eyes, as dark as coal, her heart, a big, black hole. Her skin, so very cold, too many secrets left untold. She couldn't do it, she was too weak, more and more tears, streamed down her cheek. To her, inner beauty
The Porno Of My Life Will Be Called
Somehow this is appropriate The porno of Klandon's life will be called ... "Debby Does Dallas - the Musical" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.com
I'm A Nut Findly
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Robert Frost The Road Not Taken
Robert Frost Poetry The Road Not Taken Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference
Neuw Update On Darkwing-zero.net
ok volks, after 2 hard month with technical problems i hve finsh my update... a 11 minuts long clip is on it too.
I Am So Sore...
Yeah, I know that three times in one day is not much to make one sore, but trust me, after the rampage my hubby put me through yesterday, I am VERY sore. Didn't really even wait for me to get wet except the first time. He just ripped my pants off and went at it. And I LOVED it. He hasn't done that in forever, and I love it when he gets in the mood to talk dirty to me. I was so tired last night, after the third time I konked out...
"hey Guys"
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Only 2 Days Left!
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Now The Saudis Tool Up For War
Now the Saudis tool up for war - Even the Bush administration will now admit, under its collective breath of course, that Iraq is in the throes of a full-blown civil war between armed groups of its Sunni and Shia Arab communities, triggered a year ago by the destruction of the al-Laskar mosque in Samara, a revered Shia shrine. http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/index.php?menuID=1&subID=1147
I'm Bored To The Extreme.
I'm so freaking bored! I'm on the interenet and I have completely forgotten how to do anything other than CT, MySpace and Testeriffic. Jeez! I need help, won't someone please entertain me?
Not Shure But Its Somethin:p
"This is mayjor tom to ground control im stepping through the door and im floating in the most pecuilar way and the stars look very different today!!!!!!!!!"hehehehe....GOOOOOOODDDDD Evening cherry tap ppl.....this is Boondock Saint commin to you live from my sisters place:Psooo how u all been?long time no talk eh:Plol well ive been good...work is gettin better every week.......im gettin my hours back:D:D:D:D:Dwhich is awsome.......every1 i kno thought i was dead cause my cell got dissconnected and im not on 24/7....i told them my story and now they kno.....soooooooooooo "I say why dont you and i take on the world and be together forever:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D!!!!!!!!!!!"did i ever mention that i love these blog thingy's:Phehehe........and peaches come from a can and i like coffee:P........sooooooooooo.......i dont kno what to say now...i was goin to say somethin but i dont remember...hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....i like coffee.....no i already said that one...hmmmmmmmmmm....ah well:Phope u all like this
A Commentary On An Old Bush Speech.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006 Interpretation of Wubya's press conference " Ya know I think it is a mistake to think...._________( fill in the blank with some finding from NIE) Look those people at 16 agencies, were all wrong about Iraqi WMD...you can't trust them. Now if you ask me, if it wasn't Iraq, and btw I already said there isn't a bigger terrorism problem, they woulda hit us somewhere else. Ya, see you gotta understand its hard work not only listening to people, but figuring out who to pick to tell you what you want to hear. It takes time, diplomacy takes time. See I am still studying how to do diplomacy, once Condi gives my A, then I do an internship. But I don't have as much time with my tutors as I would like. You guys keep bugging my study buddies with questions and politics. Ya just got to let us do this hard work, then we will get back to U "See ya gotta understand how these things work, its a process. Its a complicated world. And I am just a simple guy from Texa
You Are In Love
Deep inside is where the story begins a wink, a smile, a look in the eye what made you think about someone In the middle there is a pause the summer, again you were confused what do you really feel inside? Confusion replaced with knowing all you could do was dream along following your way through darkness Sun began to shine flowers began to grow rain started falling too there appeared a rainbow Far on the outside is still no end the eyes that still calm you and the silence isn't broken yet Soon the noice will come the feelings will flow and two become one
Dreams That Haunt
i had a dream about him we were in bed he was sleeping he looked so cute i watched him for a moment until my eyes came to a ring on his finger my heart sank was the girl that would fuck everything up?i rolled over and curled up in to a ball and then i noticed i had a ring too.what the fuck are we married .he always said he didnt want to get married ever since we met when i was 15 and he was 16 he always said hed never get married .he rolled over and kissed me it felt so good i miss the way we used to kiss everything went black and i heard a song and i woke up it it was silent the song was by no doubt fucking old hahaha it was just a li ne tho kinda always knew id end up your ex gf hahah how fucking wierd oh tonicia was in the dream too befor i was in bed i had ben talking to her about a trip we were gonna go on with her and hersister and how her sis was pissed cause she couldnt go and how we were probably never gonna go .how strange 2 major people of my passed ...i thought theyd always
Fellow Female Cherrytappers: Warning, Potential Picture Ripper
This this so-called 'stud' of a guy might be one to watch out for. He didn't say anything in response to me stating no ripping my pictures. I said that when I saw one ripped picture in his default album of a another cherrytappers salute. I don't know if she gave him permission to take it or not, I private messaged her to let her know. When I get a response I will update this entry. Just wanted to give a quick heads up to you. I would think if he had permission to rip it, she would have commented on it... If you can attest to this guy's character, please PM me. Thanks! Our brief convo: (and I waited ten minutes before making this a blog entry. He was responding back quickly to everything else, and he is still online.) ->Stud: no response to that? ->Stud: and no ripping my pictures Stud: you get your wish ;) ->Stud: just by talking to me on here.. and getting to know each other... but i'm really sick at the moment and going to head off to bed... why not send me a friend req
Matchbox 20~angry
So scream you, out from behind the bitter ache Heavy on the memory, you need most still want love, ugly, smooth and delicate not without affection, not alone And instead of wishing that it would get better man you're seeing that you just get angrier And it's good that I'm not angry I just need to get over, I'm not angry, anymore Cry when you cry, run when you run love when you love represent the ashes that you leave behind And instead of wishing that the road had shoulder man you're seeing that you're sinking over time And it's good that I'm not angry I just need to get over I'm not angry it's dragging me under I'm not angry I'm not angry it's never been enough it gets inside and it tears you up I'm not angry but I've never been above it you see through me don't you
18 Questions Bout My Number 1
About ur lover in CT and answer all 18 questions about him/her. 1) What's their name? ALICIA 2) Do you trust them? Yes, I trust her with everything & all of my heart 3) How did you meet him/her? My space 4) How old were you when you first met? 27 5) Is this person one of your best friends? shes my true love 6) Say something that only makes sense to you and him/her? what happens, happens! 7) Is this person older than you? no 8) When was the last time u saw them? this evening on cherrytap.com 9) When was the last time you talked to them on the phone? last friday night 10) Are you related to this person? nope 11) Are you their b/f or g/f? yes im her g/f 12) Do you have nicknames for each other? No not yet but i call her baby or babygurl 13) Do you have pics of this person on your cherrytap ? yep 14) How many times do you talk to this person in a week? when shes online or when i have the minutes on my fone 15) Do you think the person wil
~when I Close My Eyes~
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Whatever will be, will be but in the end what truly matters to me? So here I am, taking it day by day, falling and getting back on, time after time no matter the injuries. If you want to give up, know you can't stop me, and all those times I wanted to left be. Slow down now, I'm seeing ahead,maybe next year I'll wind up dead. Maybe I'll be alive and kicking, noone knows so I guess all I can do is hold on and see.
I Think I Am Dying
It sure feels like I am. I cant even get a sentence out without coughing. I hope everyone has a nice weekend. I will be here dying. Breathless! The daylight's fading slowly The time with you is standing still I'm waiting for you only The slightest touch and I feel weak I cannot lie, from you I cannot hide And I'm losing the will to try Can't hide it (can't hide it), can't fight it (can't fight it) So go on, go on, come on, leave me breathless Tempt me, tease me, until I can't deny This loving feeling (loving feeling) Make me long for your kiss Go on (go on), go on (go on) Yeah... Come on Yeah... And if there's no tomorrow And all we have is here and now I'm happy just to have you You're all the love I need somehow It's like a dream Although I'm not asleep And I never want to wake up Don't lose it (don't lose it), don't leave it (don't leave it) So go on, go on, come on, leave me breathless Tempt me, tease me, until I can't deny This loving feeling
Hughrock Mardi Gras
if any of you are in the toledo area, come out to CLUB SODA tonight for a huge mardi gras party!!! can you say beads BEADS BEADS???? hope to see you there!! -Dave www.hughrock.com www.toledoclubsoda.com
This Is Why Pa Sucks
Looking over the 2000 census for the Reading area of Pennsylvania, just cause that's how I roll, I found some interesting statistics. This is the proof that where I live sucks and trust me, I am working on having enough money to be able to move and soon. The approximate population in 2000 was 81,000, so to accommodate for 7 years, that population would most likely be approximately 84,000 now at the most. At the time, only 11.7% of that population was in the 18-24 demographic, the demo to which I belong. So far we're off to a rough start. With the 81,000 residents, there was an average ratio of about 4:5 men to women. So for just about every male, there is one female basically. With that, you can see that there are higher chances of these people not being single since there are roughly equal numbers of the opposite sexes here. Nearly 34% of those on the census were reported as being married, and another 34% of the population was said to have a child(or children) under the age o
Fuck You
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Untouchable
His mirror of rust and lava-The third eye; My mirror of corpse blues-Death a wicked face, Captured Souls Burnt and cool to crack the glass; No carious decompose- Hands and hands nearly touch; Oh, but for the icy cold of my encasement Devil I- freeze a realm- Devil he-Burn passion's bloom, dust, ash, dust- Ah, his tomb-Ember walls swell a living thing- My breath blow slow, crystals fall-Snowy mist to fog his view; One bony finger-Trace a spell, "Within Hell" Follow me, follow me now...
Do You Sense Me?
If mist curls around your feet, and the hair on the back of you neck stands on end, and you feel your heart grow cold..... you know I'm not far, When you feel your soul shrink away inside, when your mind goes blank and your breath freezes, you know I'm near, If you can feel me, you will not see me until your breath runs free, then you know I'll be by your side...
Password Rejected..
PASSWORD REJECTED Body: A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password...something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in.... P... E... N... I... S... His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: ***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
Laugh A Little ;)
*If you're a dom who thinks a good buy is that puppy collar on special at K-Mart...You ain't. *If you're a dom and you think that a "crop" is this autumn's wheat harvest...You ain't. *If you're a dom and you think a sub needs lettuce, tomato and pickles...You ain't. *If you're a dom and you think your sub can stay underwater for weeks...You ain't. *If you're a sub whose idea of punishment is taking a bath before sex...honey...You AIN'T! *If you're a sub who thinks the "power exchange" is where you pay your electric bill...You ain't. *If you're a dom who thinks that "edge play" is spitting over the side of a bridge...You ain't. *If you're a sub and you think "taking it to the limit" is an Eagles' song...You ain't. *If you're a sub who thinks that "sub space" is a Star Trek communications mode...not only are you NOT...but you're a geek! *If you're a dom and you think "topping" is what Dairy Queen puts on your banana split...You ain't. *If you're a
Smile
when you open my door,I see you smile,and it is so sweet you bring to me a smile and I start smiling there is alot to be said from a smile without any words at all jusst by the expression on your face a smile can be saying Im happy,I like you,or to cheer up!!! just one single smile holds magic and it can make a persons day,it can light up your day,a smile can be worth a million words,so,next time,you see someone down and blue,just say what you have to say with a SMILE, It will do you good.
I Love This Commercial
Women Are Just As Sexual As Men!!
Thank you Liz for letting me rip this. Let's just get to the point, shall we? Women fuck like men, period! Why is it a bad thing for a woman to be sexually open? I get sick of reading bullshit written by men and women, who for some strange reason, think it's a bad thing for a woman to be in control of her sexual urges. If a woman wants to post pictures of herself in the nude, good for her. It's not anyone's business. Men brag about their sexuality all the god damn time. It's about time that women do the same thing. It's very simple. There's PUSSY and then there's DICK. I fail to see the complexity of that. P.S. This does NOT make a woman a slut.
Who Cares Where The Hell Waldo Got To?
Remember the Where's Waldo books? Where you had to go through pages and pages of overstimulating images just to find some bonehead in a stupid hat? Well, Ive started a new gallery called Katch Kevin. See if you can spot me hiding in the pictures. I love photoshop!
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My New Shoes :) Whoo Hoo
I will wear these to every game and when the skins play away :)
V-day Comes And Goes
WELL VALENTINES DAY HAS COME AND GONE JUST ANOTHER DAY TO ME DOESNT MEAN ANYTHNG SPECIAL. ITS JUST ANOTHER WAY TO HAVE TO SHELL OUT THE MONEY ON GIFTS SOMEONE MAY OR MAY NOT LIKE. NOW THE GIFT I GOT WAS PERSONALLY GIVEN NOT BOUGHT AND THAT IS THE BEST KIND OF GIFT TO RECIEVE. THE LOVE OF A MAN SHOWING AND TELLING NOT BUYING YOUR LOVE IS THE ONE THING THAT IS TRUE. ANTONIO DOESNT HAVE TO BUY ME THINGS TO SHOW ME HE LOVES ME. YES WE HAVE HAD OUR UPS AND DOWNS BUT SEEM TO ALWAYS COME BACK TO ONE ANOTHER. WE ARE GOING ON YEAR 3 WHICH IS SOMETHING WITH ME. I USUALLY RUN WITHIN THE FIRST YEAR. BUT NOT WITH HIM LOL HE IS A COMPLICATED MAN AT TIMES AND SO AM I.
Have You Seen The Pyramids Yet?
Me Again
I'm loving this site! I'm almost up to a cherry grunt lol. I am finally getting more and more friend requests woohoo! Courtesy of MsTags.com
Rules Of Sex Etiquette
Apparently, other members of my gender are passing around a so-called list of sex etiquette rules. Fellas, if you end up reading that bullshit, erase it from your minds... here is the REAL list of sex etiquette! 1) WE LOVE TONGUES! You may stick wherever you wish, whenever you wish. If you choose to stick it deep between my southern lips before it touches my northern lips, by all means, go for it. Besides, it's not nice to be greedy! Share some of it with me!! 2) KISS ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT. Hell, as long as you are kissing me, that means something. I admit, trying to swallow my face when you kiss is not exactly a good thing, but very few men do not know how to kiss a gal. 3) TEETH ARE A GOOD THING! By all means, bite and nibble away, at whichever body part you wish. If it's too hard, I'll let ya know, but until it reaches that point, bon appetit! 4) GIVE THE BREASTS ATTENTION. Whether it be by the nibbles and biting, tweaking, squeezing, pinching. Enjoy those two big round bu
Breaking My Cherry
Well, I have just joined and am very surprised at how quick things roll along in here. I have no more than entered a few things in and all ready I am getting comments and making friends. This looks like a fast moving place all together and lots of fun. I have made a few friends in just the first few minutes and was very glad that I was invited to join. I have invited a few friends as well and hope that I can get them to join this cool spot. Hope to get to know a lot more of you and have a great time when ever I am on. Take it easy and thanks to all for making this a great new thing for me! Shandi
Sorry
I know I wasn't the best company tonight. Just is hard everytime I take my son back. Times when he is here longer are always harder, because he never wants to leave and of course I don't want to take him back. So today he had some tears. Which then gives me tears when I come home to a quiet house. So tonight.. I feel the guilt.. alone... and nothing can take it away until he comes back again.
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First Time Around.
I am basically new to Cherry Tap and already I'm at level 2. Whodathunkit?! Anyway, I'm gonna add a few extras to see how far I get from here! Wish me luck!
Dreams Of Heaven
they say this is heaven where everyone belongs a place to be happy to do what I want just don't be afraid the wind is blowing I touch my skin feeling the vibe coming within looking forward the gates are open they're watching me with eyes winking calling my name over the sky just dreaming of life just don't be afraid next to me the birds singing their songs of love and live and I realize the memories deep within calling me back falling down through te clouds becoming back human dreams raped a part but don't be afraid it's just earth life that's passing by me who was dreaming
Slugging It Out For Sexiest Redneck
I've got a lead in the contest right now but my nearest competitor seems to be a late night guy so I need a good lead before I go to bed. Please take a trip and give me a bunch of votes. Thanks,
My Thoughts For Today
****Sometimes a longing is all it takes to open the floodgates of the soul. So true as well as Tears shed are the Mirrors of the Heart......***** My thoughts are like, the pouring rain they just keep flowing, driving me insane. Looking for peace and quite, in a raging storm trying to find a place, to stay safe and warm. Going thru the whirl winds, thoughts are tossed about looking for that place to land, so I may sort them out. But the wind keeps blowing, howling loud in my mind so that just one thought, I cannot hope to find. All I hear is thunder, with the wind and the rain and my thoughts flashing like lightning, driving me insane!
12 Step Recovery Program For Cherry Tap Addicts!
Hoax-Slayer Humour: 12 Step Recovery Program For Web Addicts I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. I will get dressed before noon. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web. I will read a book... if I still remember how. I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my chec
Broken Soul
Over time you'll finally realize the darkness in my eyes The flames in my hair The sinister things I did When you weren't there You'll see my intentions were bad I meant to hurt you For I get pleasure out of your pain If you stay with me you'll never be happy So move along broken soul I dont want you anymore I've had my fun, but now I'm bored Don't cry those tears I know through the years I led you on For that's what I do I put all the pieces back together Then I break you, Like china on the pavement Now in a million pieces you are shattered But don't act like you didn't know it was coming We both waited Patiently For one of us to burst And say the words Neither one of us wanted to hear I was tired of suffering This fragile life I was fed up I finally let it all out Don't lie you were thinking it to So your the one that made me say "I don't wanna be with you!" So broken soul I say, Go live your life your own fucking way
Sorry Folks.
i've had my hair cut. deal with it. that is all.
Show Me Some Love
Hey all I just found out tomorrow I'm going to be interviewing for a pomotion to team lead in my dept. I'm eally nervous, come by and show me some love and encouragement for tomorrow. I'll keep you posted.
~~firehose Rodeo~~
....this is being considered as an olympic's event for the next Olympics...............
Kissing
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
Soul
You Are a Dreaming Soul Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
Bananas!
This pic I ran across reminded me of a New Year's party over at my friends' house a few years ago. There was a gay guy there and he swore he would look better in this dress I was wearing...but anywoo he decided to bet me if I could deep throught a banana better than him. Anywoo, he stuck the banana in his mouth and it broke off when he was deep throughting it. LOL Well after a tempting to give him the hymlic which he was too big for my friend or I to do). So I told him to lean over and it slid out! LOL
Hatin Me Now
you can hate me or love me but it's ok, i'm what i wanna be god fans in every single state but i don't need that cartier or the couvaseier to to hear all you punks say that you hatin on me i got the keys to a charger srt8 and now all the bitches love me and all their men gotta hate but what you wanna hate for? get up on your grind and get you more do what i did and make a name in the biz get ya name on the marquisse and get this shit like me don't need to flash my cars and clothes talk about bitches and hoes cause that's not how i roll keep it classy this is grown man shit i stay fresh ya'll lookin ashy why you at it tell ya bitch it's time to shave her pits ya woman lookin scarier than most my dudes and the bitch as big as an air craft carrier my chick stays thick with them eyes that makes all the bitches sick with jealousy and envy all the homies wanna treat but she's only givin it to me so what you think bout that shit ya hatin me now stay off my d
Kooky's Divorce
Since my baby left me... I got a new place to dwell. It's down at the end of lonely street at Hillywood Hotel. I was married once to a sweet gal. Back then she was so sweet I could have just eaten her up! After the divorce... I wish I had! She tried to take me to the cleaners but she made the mistake of finding out I don't have nuthing. My family owns everything. Thar is nuthing in my name. Oh, she bitched and complained. Threatened to tell the world that I was a porn star. I tole her to go ahead. I ain't ashamed of my porn career. I is kinda proud of it! Well, pappy gave her a check with lots of zeroes. She was happy. Moved to the Bahamas. I don't hear from her no more. Pappy tole me never to marry agin without getting the bride to sign one of them pre-nuptial agreements. I assured him that won't be a problem. Once being married was enuff fer Kooky Nutt!
The Name Of The Lord
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 22 February 2007 One of my Friends left a comment on a recent blog expressing how she found the church confusing. There are days I would say, "Join the club!" But she was confused about the apparent discrepancy between Romans 10:13 (quoted before in Joel 2:32 and Acts 2:21) where "whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved" and Matthew 7:21 where Jesus says that not everyone who calls Him Lord will enter the kingdom of heaven. Besides coming from two different passages on the New Testament, I'm sure that it looks like calling on Jesus' name is almost a code word for getting to God and that one's personal spiritual health doesn't matter. But do we really believe that? It's a question of the person's heart w
Long Day?
It's already the weekend! I didn't think the week would go as fast as it has, but I'll take it. I will be driving illegal as of the 24th because of my tags. I've spent many days at the DMV only to get turned away because of the wrong title. THE WRONG TITLE? Cars should have only one title dammit. This more than one thing is really messing me up. I've been reading "Get In The Van" By Henry Rollins. Awesome book, its basically about his first years with Black Flag, amazing, totally amazing. When I'm not reading I am planning how to take over the world. Typical stuff. I will be famous one day, mark my words. And BTW I am not too old to be in a band. =P Ppppfftttt!
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Cute Doggie Contest
My doggy Lucky is in a cutest doggie contest here on CT. Please rate and comment :) All help is greatly appreciated...thanks everyone :) http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=564541&albumid=231929&i=1328229862
Sorry, You're Rating Too Fast -- Ignored!
Say what? That's the first time I saw that!
Pissy....
I'm fucking pissy tonight!
10 Worst Company Domains
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration: 1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com 5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in
Club House Rules
If u are currently working for the sooter bar or any other lounge u can no become a employee or a hangaround,prospeter,or a 1% at all that is our rules just like one clubhouse dosen't enter another'clubhouse with out promission
It Only Feels Like The End Of The World
Well, she's about 90% moved out. It's all done but the paperwork now. Had to endure watching her pack last night. My head feels like it's caving in. It would be easier if we could hate one another. I will survive by reminding myself that we live and die; life is a temporary condition so it follows that everything in life is temporary. People come and go. Try to be thankful for the time you shared. There is still that part that is empty. There is still that piece of me that wonders if I will ever find happiness. WHEN is my time? WHEN will I find someone that loves me and would never think of throwing me out like a candy wrapper? It just hurts to think of everything I invested in this -- my home, my life, my family, every last penny -- and to watch it fall apart because she has "things she needs to do". It just FEELS like the end of the world. This is not a cry for attention. Just trying to get it out of me.
A Little About Me
HELLO TO ALL MY CHERRYTAP FRIENDS, I WANT TO LET LL OF YA’LL KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT ME. I AM 32 YEARS OLD I HAVE TWO WONDERFUL CHILDERN. THEY ARE THE CENTER OF MY WORLD AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE. THERES NOT A LOT TO TELL YOU I LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST LOVE PLAYING ONLINE. I AM A BIG FLIRT AND LOVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE. I SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH MY KIDS AND ENJOY BEING OUT DOORS. I LIKE FISHING, CAMPING, 4WHEELERS. I ENJOY WATCHING NASCAR “GO TONY (SMOKE) STWERT”, DIRT TRACK RACING “STOCK CARS” I WATCH SOME FOOTBALL MOSTLY ONLY WHEN THE “DALLAS COWBOYS” ARE PLAYING LOL. IF THERE IS ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO KNOW JUST ASK ME. HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY. TAKE CARE LOTS OF LOVE TO ALL SEXY MOMMA
I Am.....
You scored as Tiger.. You Are The Gentle Tiger. Always roaming around with your family or by yourself. When you have a family, your cubs are your world! You\\\\\\\'d do anything to protect them! You can be gentle when you\\\\\\\'re calm and feirce when you\\\\\\\'re angry! The big paws make it easier to be quiet while you run away. The cute big kitty you are, be careful some are out to get you!Tiger.88%Wolf75%Kitty Cat!75%Panda.69%Polar Bear.69%Bat!50%Horse.50%Snake.38%Koala31%Alligator!
She's A Producer Of Boners, Lol
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You deserve someone so much better then me, I don't know if I'm who, or what you want me to be. I don't know if I'm whats best for you. It feels like you need someone, something I'm not. If I am, then lets not crash & burn, lets not rush it all and waste all our turns. It could all crash in a blur,would you take the chance even if it hurts & burns? I would not be shocked if you walked, and never returned to the spot where it died.
Maturity For Men
once a man figures out that they can get sex anywhere, anytime...they simply want a hot meal n someone 2 talk 2... something that u cant get anywhere or anytime or from anybody
Spoiled
You Are 12% Spoiled You are definitely not spoiled. You've worked hard for what you have. Down to earth and grounded, you don't need a lot to make you happy. Are You Spoiled?
Pain-end Of The Line
My gun is pumping - you're down on your knees A closer step to death I think I'm coming, are you ready to recieve I spray you full with my killer disease I'm coming inside, I'll break you down Your end of your life I stole your soul, I'm in control I just made you mine It's the end of the line You're broken to pieces Crushed by the facts It's the end of the line It's not what it supposed to be How could this be Face the enemy and meet reality How could you be so blind Now you're lasting death it controls your mind Suffering years ahead I came inside I broke you down I ended your life I stole your soul I was in control and I made you mine It's the end of the line -------------
Things To Do At Wal-mart
This is one of my favorites. I know a few people who have done some of these...Tooo Funny _____________________________________________ Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the Rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares ..... And see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look righ
Mental Suicide
Why do I want to do it? I just can't get through it It hurts so much I want to quit breathing The life I knew is now receding Receding into nothing but suicidal thoughts From something I wanted to be brought It's so hard to breathe The tears are making it hard to see What could this feeling possibly be? I wish I could be something I'm not If only I could afford the beauty that can be bought I'm tired of seeing something ugly If only I could be what people wanted me to be Maybe then I could see the beauty That is... If there was any Please help me with this pain It's so strong it's hurting both of me Physically, and psychologically I don't know what to do I'm not making it through I feel so weak All it is, is happiness I seek But they took it with them Maybe it's better if I do I've lost touch with so many people Who'd know Who'd care Until they stared Stared into my cold lifeless eyes From the mental suicide
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A thousand rivers will fall but they'll never exist to you when all I am is a voice and ear. What I feel, what you do to me, will never materialize to one who's farther and farther away. God forbid if I need you.
Illegal Immigrants Poetry ( All Tax Payers Read)
I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make me wealthy, Medicaid it keep me healthy! By and by, Got plenty money, Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come, fast as you can' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, .. I buy his house, and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." In my yard I put a tent. Send for family - they just trash, ... But they, too, draw welfare cash! Everything is very good, Soon we own whole neighborhood. We have hobby - i
Hmmm
Like the famous songs from FOREIGNER " Cold as Ice" and of course "Head Games" Well u need to move on from this profile , but the ones that r Real and a Good Heart well fill free to stop by . CHEERS
Guess Not
i guess who ever i was talking to just left without saying. i hate when people do that.
The Fbi
Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!" "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Billy Bob and leave. The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Billy Bob! This here is Joe Bob, Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, buddy"
Fuk Those Bitches
All those chicks that are scamming off of welfare those hoes with 8 kids complaining about not getting any when they treat people like shit those bitches who never call when they don't care ones who have brothers but they don't even say hello when they cut you off in traffic and don't even give a shit on the cell phone with you and can't even give you the time of day when your in line at the store and they say they are in a hurry and go in front my ex girlfriends who left cause im not ready the ones on drugs who blame it on society who have my messenger and don't write to me who are too busy but are on here who don't give a fuck and skip my blogs the ones who like attention but don't give any who wear those big sun glasses in the middle of winter who think paris hilton is a trend setter fuck em all ~Timmy~
Star Wars Horoscope
Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely. You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly. And your philosophical side always peeks through. Star wars character you are most like: Yoda What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
El Casero
Alguien dicen que el casero esta Donde el corazon dolor nunca Ni no romperlo alli... Eres entero por siempre, Y amaste hasta el día que tu muertes. Estas personas.... no tienen razon....
Life
Life is like a flower only beautiful an hour then along comes a storm to sweep the beauty away but don't worry it will return to stay someday then the storms will come the beauty will fade but it won't ever go away.
This Monster Inside Me
This monster inside me is creeping up. Leaving me feel like an emptied cup. Slowly he'll arise and pounce it's prey. So does a kitten in the middle of play. I can no longer tame this evil monster inside. But what I must say leaves me tongue tied. For fear of total destruction, I face him alone. Until Father Time's bells let's it be known. So wait my precious love, hidden in darkness. For this monster in me will soon become harmless. And when he is gone, my love will shine through. We'll be together as one, just me and you.
I Know I Don't Fit In Your Master Plan...
A smile or a touch from you means so much. No one could compare, I wouldn't let them dare. To hear your voice from out of the blue, I can't deny, what I want is you. I know in my mind, you haven't the time. I know in my heart too, you haven't the room. You've sheltered yourself from love, to keep your sanity above. All I ask, and don't refuse, from you, I don't want to be used. My true feelings for you is of love, but now entirely true. As a partner and friend I hope it never will end. I will always be there through good or bad, I don't care. All you ever need to do is ask and I'll be by your side, fast. But for now I hope it's forever, as friends and lovers alone together. You will always hold a special place in my heart.
No Salute
I can't make a fuckin salute now cause somehow my camera charger cable is gone. I am pissed b/c i was actualy gonna give in and make a salute.
"when I'm Gone" 3 Doors Down
"When I'm Gone" There's another world inside of me That you may never see There're secrets in this life That I can't hide Somewhere in this darkness There's a light that I can't find Maybe it's too far away... Or maybe I'm just blind... Or maybe I'm just blind... [Chorus] So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong Hold me when I'm scared And love me when I'm gone Everything I am And everything in me Wants to be the one You wanted me to be I'll never let you down Even if I could I'd give up everything If only for your good So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong You can hold me when I'm scared You won't always be there So love me when I'm gone Love me when I'm gone... When your education X-Ray Cannot see under my skin I won't tell you a damn thing That I could not tell my friends Roaming through this darkness I'm alive but I'm alone Part of me is fighting this But part of me is gone [Chorus] Or maybe I'm just blind...
Changed The Title To "my Heart And Soul"
Hello! This is where I talk about me. I am from a big family, yours, mine and ours kind of deal. I am lighthearted, sweet, loving, outgoing, some say smart, I can be funny sometimes, I appreciate a good laugh and try not to take life too seriously. I try really hard to always do the right thing by people and rarely burn a bridge(if you know what I mean). I aspire to be the woman G-d made me to be, or as close to that as I can possibly get. I have made a lot of mistakes in my life but no baggage from them. I have been at the same job for over 10 years so I am a steady person. I like to play and have a good time too! I love the beach, dont care where it is just love the sand between my toes and watching the ocean roll in and out the way G-d designed it to do. I love the trees, the stars and the moon at night. I love the rain. Nature!!!! I dont know what my friends admire in me really. They say I am crazy. I tend to speak my mind when I probably should not. They say I am smart and they ad
Tonight Swinger X Night
free booze, dance pick ur own music have a great time maybe you will get lucky come one come all to Clubhouse Cherry Tap and party ur asses off
My Most Amazing Friend
you are my best friend we couldnt possibly be closer without us being together she had you and your heart but decided that she didnt want you youre hurting more then ever thinking there isnt anyone else but i want you to know that there is someone better out there someone who will treat you the way you should be and someone who will love you like you deserve know that i am always here no matter what happens between our own lives we will always be attatched so know that im always here for you to lean on and that you are my best friend and know me better then most Ill always be here for you hun and never should you feel alone
A Not So Close Family
A not so close family I have 3 sisters and 3 bothers and a step sister and step brother! But yet I feel like an only child, alone and wanting attention! I know im an adult with my own kids but I feel left out and deprived of any closeness with my many siblings! I was 8 yrs old when my mom and step dad had my sister Sarah (who is now 17)! Then 10 months later came Samantha (now 15)and 4 yrs later David! (now 12) All I can remember when I lived back home was that I babysat them, ALL the time! So I was more of an authority and role model figure than a sibling/friend! I've been out of the house for almost 8 yrs and they're still there going through the Jr High/High School yrs! It was like they had two sets of families! I love them and am hoping to grow closer as they become adults and the age gap disappears! My Dad and ex step mom had my brother Steve also when I was 8. Only saw him a few times growing up! Then when my Dad remarried my current Step mom she brought her 2 kids

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