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What 80's Movie Are You
what 80s movie are you??? breakfast clubyour the kinda person that hates that we cant all belong to th same group instead of diffrent group Take this test Hell Yeah!!! Don;t you......forget about me :P
People Come Into Your Life For A Reason...
A great friend of mine sent this to me today and I thought it was so good that I decided to put it here in my blog. It is a good thing to read when you are missing someone special and dont know what to think or how to feel. People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our
The Outhouse
THE OUTHOUSE INCIDENT Two rednecks, Hank and Jenny Sue went for a walk in the countryside. After a while, Hank had to answer a call of nature. Spying an outhouse, he excused himself. Jenny Sue waited for Hank...and waited, and waited. Finally, she looked inside and saw Hank stirring around in the outhouse muck with a stick. "Hank, what the hell are you doing, stirring in the shit?" she yells. "I dropped my jacket down the hole," he complains. "It's the one my momma gave me." Jenny Sue shakes her head. "You're crazy ... you're not gonna wear that thing now, are you?" "Hell no," Hank assures her, "but there's a baloney sandwich in one of the pockets!"
"forever Autumn" - The Moody Blues
"Forever Autumn" The summer sun is fading as the year grows old And darker days are drawing near The winter winds will be much colder Now you're not here I watch the birds fly south across the Autumn sky And one by one they disappear. I wish that I was flying with them Now you're not here Like the sun through the trees you came to love me Like a leaf on the breeze you blew away Through Autumn's golden gown we used to kick our way You always loved this time of year Those fallen leaves lie undisturbed now Cause you're not here Like the sun through the trees you came to love me Like a leaf on the breeze you blew away A gentle rain falls softly on my weary eyes As if to hide a lonely tear My life will be forever Autumn Cause you're not here (3x) (Instrumental break)
Late Bloomer
Late Bloomer Hormones Rage and desire of Unknown boundary Desires invade and ooze through every pore No one wants to Play with me Dispair, Lonlienss, Unfulfilled Self exploration Through the darkness Rays of Hope break the wall of Miserliness Big Beautiful Bombshell captures my Mind, body and Soul Divine Feminen archetype Bus rides, Work, Irish pub on the corner Commanding attention of all she surveyed Interest in me? Then the Voice Her siren voice, Her Goddess frame Going to O'Reilly's Tongiht? A Soft Subtle Yes escapes my trembling lips Wit a Sexy WInk, I'll See oyu there Going in the door, knees trembling Curtain of Uncertainty covers my mind There she sat in the corner Come here and Joiin me Baby Is this a Dream The Object of so many others' desire Me and onyl me with this BBW Goddess Talking, spending time, growing closer Leaving together, holding hands Diana's Moon caresses us, Guides our step Come on over to My Place We finall
Ultimate Sex Organ
Ultimate Sex Organ The Touch Sensual, Methodical, purposeful Teasing, strategic, spoine tingling Rumbles and Quakes within Hairs raise Give away, betray my true essence Fire and Ice Desire and Passion Foreplay has new meaning Jellies, Sauces, Wax; the possibilities are endless Adventure and discovery of total Bliss Skin is the Ultimate Sexual organ
You Should
Body: Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim Just to show that I'm thinking of him." But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, And distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner, yet miles away, "Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today." And that's what we get and deserve in the end. Around the corner, a vanished friend. Remember to always say what you mean. If you love someone, tell them. Don't be afraid to express yourself. Reach out and tell someone what they mean to y
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"the Player"
The Player He'll meet you and sweep you off of your feet He's nice and he's funny, so cute and so sweet Surprisingly, he likes the same things as you He does all the things that you love to do He's the perfect guy, the one of your dreams You belong together, or so it seems! He looks in your eyes, and plays with your hair He tells you that he'll always be there His touch is so soft, his hold is so tight, His words are so soothing, his kiss is just right! You ditch all your friends for your new obsession You don't realize your future is full of depression You think that you love him, you give him your heart Little do you know that he'll tear it apart You do what he wants, you know its not good You told him slow down, and you think he understood You let it slide by, he's just having fun You'll learn to like it as time goes on! He's taken your heart, and locked it away And you see him with a different girl the next day You cry and you grieve, but then you forgive, He
Forget It
you get jealous cuz he makes me happy you hate him spending time with me yet you have "friends" too i know they are more and i dont care cuz im finally happy he makes me happier then you ever could somehow he knows how to make me smile no matter what is wrong you still think you are going to get me back even though i thought i had made it clear i dont want anything to do with a relationship with you any more the only reason i dont hate you is cuz of the beautiful little girl that carries your last name you can stop trying to make me cheat stop trying to make me hurt him its not going to happen so you can just forget it
"why I Love Her"
You ask me Why I Love Her? Well, give me time and I'll explain. Have you seen a Kansas sunset Or an Arizona rain? Have you drifted on a bayou Down Louisiana way? Have you watched a cold fog drifting Over San Francisco Bay? Have you heard a bobwhite calling In the Carolina pines, Or heard the bellow of a diesel At the Appalachia mines? Does the call of Niagara thrill you When you hear her waters roar? Do you look with awe and wonder At her Massachusetts shore, Where men who braved a hard new world First stepped on Plymouth's rock? And do you think of them when you stroll Along a New York City dock? Have you seen a snowflake drifting In the Rockies, way up high? Have you seen the sun come blazing down From a bright Nevada sky? Do you hail to the Columbia As she rushes to the sea, Or bow your head at Gettysburg At our struggle to be free? Have you seen the mighty Tetons? Have you watched an eagle soar? Have you seen the Mississippi Roll along Missouri'
As We Go On Farther Down The Road We Learn
well ya'll I really belive that God brings people in your life, to Either help you,befriend you and be apart of your life to lift your spirits through a very hard time. well I feel that Im really fucked up in the head because all that has happened, but only I can sit here and say she did this to me or he hurt me so this is why im fucked up. But see u all are missing the big point,the only person that I need to blame is me.For not realizing my behavior sooner. I have been building this wall around myself so I wouldnt get hurt.But in turn I was hurting myself and not alowing myself to live. we go through stuff in our life always pretending to be happy but are truely not so. do u think u should lie to yourself and blame people the way u are or just look deep inside your self and make a choice to change your life for the better. i did a long time ago, and have felt better about my self ever since
Grandpa On The Porch
This will be me someday. . Front Porch Grandpa A grandson came to visit his grandparents & noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocker, wearing only a shirt, naked from the waist down. "Grandpa, whatcha' doing? You're weenie's out in the wind for all to see!" he exclaimed. Grandpa looked off in the distance, not answering. "Grandpa, whatcha' doin' sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again. Grandpa looked at him and said, "Last week I sat here with no shirt on and got a stiff neck. This is grandma's idea."
Just Something I Wrote
I still wish I could have done so much more I tried to love you so much but you were such a whore the promises we made and the time we spent couldn't change the fact that you were cheating behind my back i'm broken to the point of uselessness my heart a broken mirror shattered gkass I was your knight your solider your king you were my light my soul my wings I held you above all and I loved you so true but your lies were wicked just like you and now I sit here trying to figure out why your punishing me for your own lies we were so close to the finish a few steps more we would have had it all I would have given it to you you were so happy and time was so grand I finally had someone that I could understand don't you understand mary what you meant to me the world was yours for the taking all you had to do was ask it from me I am never going to heal from the pain you have caused and your silence towards me is sorrow beyond repair I wish I could turn back time a
Keeping A Diary With Purpose
Positivity Revisited A diary can play many roles. It can be a confidant, a vehicle of self expression, a tool that facilitates clarity of thought, or a repository of dreams. A diary can also be a powerful source of comfort during challenging or traumatic periods. When you record those insights and incidents that clearly demonstrate you are on the right track, you can return to your words days, weeks, or months later and find uniquely soothing reassurance. A diary with a specific purpose can be a good tool for keeping track of experiences before the passage of time can skew your perception of events. It reflects the immediacy of your life and thus provides you with a landmark to return to when you begin to doubt yourself. If doubt does arise, simply open your diary to reaffirm your experiences. The confidence, surety, passion, and bravery you felt in a single moment is preserved, giving you a means to recapture those feelings in any place, at any time. Your diary serves as a rep
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Quotes Of The Day
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) "Ah, yes, divorce, from
Lost In The Wind
These days are long and dark, nights are cold and getting old. Getting hard to breathe, You donĎt have to leave. Don't know what is different, nothing seems the same. I don't know why? Everything is a miss. There is no one here to blame. I call out your name, but nobody answers. It feels so long, You say I did nothing, wrong. Our hearts once so close, now the distance between has grown. My feelings for you are known. You added beauty to this ugly place. You are the song, my heart yearns to play. I don't need to pretend, I know you're my friend. I am like your drug, when you were down, all you needed was my hug. Your spirits were lifted and a smile was showing. Like a feather, I'm lost in the Wind, blowing, away.
We met through your mother From then, I knew there was no other. We started to date, I thought all was great. Moving too fast They said, it wonít last And we will never grow. There were things, we didnít know. We decided to be friends, Until our broken hearts mend.. Your heart was healing Love we werenít at all feeling. Further apart we had grown. I moved back out on my own. I can not find my way. Lost, like a needle in the hay. I cried my self to sleep Didnít realize I was in this deep. My love is indeed strong We both treated each other very wrong. I would, tell you Iím here to see the boy Upon seeing you both, my heart filled with joy. You said weíll take it slow I agreed thatís the only way to go. You then said we're better off as a friend. That scene I can not pretend. With what I feel inside. There is no way, I can ever hide. You know the tale I tell is true. I canít help feeling so dam blue. You donít want to ruin a good thing. That shot was tremen
Looks Like Someone Actually Likes My Work...
Got some 10s for some of the photomanipulations, gonna throw my hat in the ring and offer to photomanipulate some pictures of the ladies, and gents for that matter, into pieces of digital art for ya. ... Request away :)
Without You
Life to me would no longer matter If you are not by my side For everyday that would go by More and more tears Would fall from my eyes And if u were gone I would no longer wake up each day Because the thought of waking up alone I could no longer stand I would miss your hugs Your smile Your kisses The simple soft touch of ur hand And in the end This life without u Would be no more For I could no longer Miss the person I've always loved, cherished and adored ©Sorrow
Elusive Love
So close to midnight No one to hold my hand While I feel so cold I wish tonight I did not have to give in But all this pain has caused me so much suffering And I dont think I can hang on any longer Im tired of faking smiles Just to get through the day So no one knows my misery My tears feel like ice Falling against my cheek And my body feels so lifeless So weak I miss my love My only love The one who made me feel special enough To take on the world And be so strong The one who never let me feel alone He gave me the hope to try for my dreams And the courage inside to just be me He showed me I had talent To sing so beautifully And he never let me not know How much he loved me But with all my happiness Between us There has always been an undying fear That he will never be near How much I care Does he even know I scream out just to show But my voice is like a whisper in the wind Seeming to never be heard again So I lay here In this meadow So cold Starri
Catskill Comedy - Great Stuff
You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of vaudeville days (Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, and others)? You've probably heard of them before, but don't you miss their humor? Not one single swear word in their comedy. These guys were brilliant. * There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all night! I finally had to let her out. * A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." * I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. * I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! * What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!" * Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. * We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. * She was at the beauty shop for
Read My Dam Buliten Ppl
Hey everyone, i'm holding my first contest, i'm taking female and male contestants the contest is going to be BEST SALUTE PICTURE I'm taking 12 contestants 6 guys and 6 girls, if you wanna join then message me....contest starts as soon as i get those 12 contestants Amelia @ CherryTAP Directions for making a ďSALUTEĒ A ďSaluteĒ is a voluntary procedure for members who would like to verify they are a real person. We do respect any memberís freedom to be anonymous. Salutes are submitted to be verified by CT staff to ensure authenticity. Members can ďsaluteĒ in the following ways 1. Please make a HANDWRITTEN sign that clearly states: CHERRYTAP.COM and your SCREEN NAME and your MEMBER ID along with a clear picture of YOU in the photo. The CT staff should be able to clearly read your sign and see you in the photo. Please use a dark ink/ marker to make your sign. (Example, ID #22) 2. ďPhoto shoppedĒ and typed salute
That Bee Just Holdered My Eyeball.
It was a freakin' whale, man. A whale in some broad's underwear. I was pretty freaked out. How the hell did a whale get that corset laced up?
11 Minutes
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes, officer?" The cop says: "What are you doing?" The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater." Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane....and nothing obscene is happening! The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man says :"I'm 22, sir." The cop asks: "
The Lock
Attention Elves and Fairies! Here be secrets, Guard me well. Be careful what you wish for On my pages, For I tell. And kiss! I'm under cover. I hold the words you MEANT to write So keep me under lock and key, for if I'm lost, I bite!
Drama And Liars
Ok well since I have about had it up to my fucking neck with liars and fucking drama....Imma post a blog about it....Now,the people that I want to read this im sure will so here we go.... I recently got back in contact with an old friend whom I havent seen or talked to in years,back in the day her and my brother had a thing for each other...So of course when he found out that I was back in contact with her he got excited and they started talking again,Ok,well come to find out she is married,ok well no big deal right?? WRONG Here is where the drama starts....Her and my brother BOTH start telling each other that they love each other and all this other shit so im like ok kool maybe they are gonna hook back up.Let me put something in that I forgot to mention...she told us at this point that her and husband were getting a divorce and it was going to be final in a week. Ok,so her and my brother are talking and talking and talking,catching up on old times and everything else,talking
Smile Ok?
This song makes me happy so Imma share it...Just makes me happy :P Its friday less than 6 days til turkey day!!! This weekend is cookie and fudge making. And if your lucky enuff to get some your pretty special to me. This year imma make chocolate dipped potato chips...they are sooo awesome! SO I need to find a turkey a nice 25 kids love turkey. Anyhow more on the whole turkey thing later...Now sing along..... Wouldnt it be nice if we were older Then we wouldnt have to wait so long And wouldnt it be nice to live together In the kind of world where we belong You know its gonna make it that much better When we can say goodnight and stay together Wouldnt it be nice if we could wake up In the morning when the day is new And after having spent the day together Hold each other close the whole night through Happy times together weve been spending I wish that every kiss was neverending Wouldnt it be nice Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might c
So... I've never had a blog before. But, to misquote Steven Wright, Sometimes it's good to tell your toubles to a perfect stranger on the Internet. Like tossing a bottle into the ocean, I'll write and see if anyone even finds it or bothers to read what they find. At least it's cathartic, at best someone may get to know me... at worst... well, the possibilities are mind boggling. So I guess we'll see where this goes. Welcome to my mind. - Void
Love, free as air at sight of human ties, Spreads his light wings, and in a moment flies. We conceal it from ourselves in vain--we must always love something. In those matters seemingly removed from love, the feeling is secretly to be found, and man cannot possibly live for a moment without it.
Redmex Family
If you are not part of the Redneck family or Fat Sonny's Family..Then let me know if you would like to be a part of the RedMex Family...
Cheating Never Pays...or Does It?
In Response to Razzy's blog about cheating's a good cheaters video The Hole - video powered by Metacafe Hugs from Susan
Well Fuggas
I think it will be another Yager day. Yesterday was rough, but i'm alive. I love it when a plan comes together. ...Now for a public service announ..c........ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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101 Fabulous Freebies
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This Family Thing On Ct... This Is An Opinion... Dont Like It, Delete Me... But This Whole
Now, I ran across some bulletin about someone crying about someone saying this "Family" is bad and anyone who's a buddy of this Fat Sonny dude to be dick... Frankly, I really dont give a flying fuck. When I log onto CT, Fat Sonny and his cliques... Offsprings of his original clique and all of their "officers" dont mean shit to me... But seriously folks, this is the fucking internet... There are no "cliques". No one should exclude anyone without including everyone... That's why the "family" is stupid and a shitty idea. Most of those in this group were excluded from "cliques" in High School, so now it's ok to make them and do the same thing to others? I think not... I am sure Fat Sonny or whomever that's apart of this overhyped clique will try to contact me and claim I am wrong or blast me... Guess what, I DONT CARE! Try to and you are blocked... Plain and simple... Revolutionary concept... Stop doing what was done to you in HS... It's childish and moronic... End Rant. ~ Sick
Stupid Can Be Funny
A Tale Of Death
A TALE OF DEATH Garrett was a lonley man. He had just gone through his second divorce and he felt like a broken man. Spending most of his lonely nights taking walks and exorcising was the only way he had to keep from dropping into a deep depression. He lived alone and knew no one outside of his job. Because of his job, he was up most of the night, usually going to bed around 6am. His walks started to take him into a nearby cemetary. No one bothered him there. No one would go to a cemetary in the middle of the night. Too creepy for most. Unbeknownst to him, their were others there. They lived thier, if lived could be a word used for these ghostly aparitions. they would see him walk through almost every night and feel his lonliness. They could hear his music playing as he walked, swinging his arms in a kind of dance in rythem to whatever music he was listening to at the time. Sometimes it was a screaming guitar with a fast beat and others a beautiful love song and he would always sing
Boom! It's been four years of decline The mind can't exist alone on rewind But nothin' happens anymore to me Nothin' that I wanna store as a memory Livin' alone, hidin' in the back room. Four times a day a run the vacuum It's dirt outside tryin' to make it's way in I gives a fuck if you feel what I'm sayin' I'm over-powered in the head by emotions A terrifying sadness with panic explosions I tried prayin', but I conjured a demon It's head popped outta my chest and started screamin', "you belong to me!" I tried prayin', but I conjured a demon It's head popped outta my chest and started screamin', "I forever own your sanity" I tried prayin', but I conjured a demon . . .
Not quite sure about this site yet...Seems pretty easy till you try to do something and it won't let you...My sister dragged me into this site...I'm more into myspace and yahoo...I'm sure that once I get the hang of this I will love it...
Something From George Carlin
Growing 20's They call it the "Quarter-Life Crisis." It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself that you did not know and may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know where you are now. You start realizing that people are selfish and that maybe those friends you thought you were so close to are not exactly the greatest people you have ever met; and the people you have lost touch with are some of the most important ones. What you do not recognize is that they are realizing that too. And that they are jsut as confused as you. Look at your it even close to what you thought you would be doing, or maybe you are looking for a job and realize that you are going to have to start from the bottom and that scares you.Your opinions have gotten stronger. You see what others are doing and find yourself judging more than ususal because su
Anecdote Of The Day
re:sleeping with other people in a serious relationship. "I'd rat you out to your mom if I caught you cheating." I said with a malicious grin. "Wow, harsh! I know you'd go nuts. But that is a low blow." he replied. "I am a harsh bitch," I said with a wink, "you'd have to get to her before I did." "Instead," I continued, "when you think you want to fuck someone else, just call me. I'll either give my blessing or come over to supervise." He looked confused. "Supervise?" I laughed. "Yeah, if the sex is hotter I know I have to step up my game."
Good Writeup Of .40 S&w Performance.
Can be found here: 11. .40 S&W Ammo Tests by Roy Stedman ( - Accuracy - Velocity - Muzzle Flash - Barrel Length vs Velocity Recently I picked up a Glock 27 as a new CCW gun. So, I had to pick a good carry load for it. The conventional wisdom is 'pick a premium factory load', I like to cross-check with the chronograph, so I found what loads I could, grabbed the chrono and headed down to the indoor range. The loads I tested were: Federal 180gr JHP Remington 180gr Golden Saber Speer Lawman 180gr TMJ Federal 155gr Hydra-shok Speer Gold Dot 155gr JHP Winchester 155gr Silvertip Cor-Bon 135gr JHP .40 ammo is commonly available in 180gr, 165gr, 155gr and a 135gr loading from Cor-Bon. The 165gr loadi
Your Love Is A 187
Xmas In The Hood
Xmas in the Hood Brothers gather round and hear of Xmas in the hood Ghetto blasters singing out with TuPac and his brood Gunshots echo through the night rapping out a song of death Winos passed out in the alley cheap booze frozen on their breath Patrol cars speeding back and forth howling sirens in the night Decorating city streets are red and blue lights flashing bright Dealers selling crack on corners children buying their escape Young hookers selling to the highest bidder submitting to their lost souls rape Where is the cause for celebration in this ghetto lost forlorn No wise men bearing gifts from far who cares that Christ was born Kevin F. Dustin
Boyfriend Application
Ok boys, here it is: the official boyfriend application! Have fun
Tuesday Torment...
Ability will never catch up with the demand for it. - Malcolm Forbes Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. - Laurence J. Peter The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. - George Bernard Shaw
okay what is the name your first school ever, this is a tag your it,game i got taged so im going to tag back. My School was Miriam Morris Private School. I Tag PLayfulGod Shell MorphingButterflysMan SensitiveGuy
White Hairs
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her Mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white". The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white"?
Brave New Rules ... And Blogs?
This is a repost of my own Bulletin.. but the damn thing will scroll off in about 10 minutes anyway, since most of my friends have 2000 friends on thier list ;) So this is just my way of keeping it... handy. So I'm thinking on my way home from supper today... Under the new rules, Blog entries are now required to meet the NSFW requirements. Anyone else find this odd? Blog entries, as I have ALWAYS understood them (and maybe I'm wrong here in the brave new world of CherryTAP) are supposed to be like diary entries. A look into someone's mind that they chose to share with family & friends. A peek into your friend's personal life, thier thoughts, trials and tribulations as they relate to some personal event and how they are feeling AT THAT MOMENT. And what's more, Blog entries are not something that just pops up on the profile page, and they don't scroll across your screen. You have to go to your friend's profile and click the Blog title to view it. And it SHOULD occur to any
F-16 They call the f-16 the Fighting Falcon, it is used for various missions, from bombing to aircombat, It can go twice as fast as the speed of sound, it doesn't take much to get off the ground, it looks like a Falcon from the front, so I think it is a good name for the f-16. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum
Hidden Talents
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at
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Someone Rated All Of My Pictures A 1!
How can I figure out who it was. That makes me so mad! No one's that ugly, I mean come on...
Just A Thought To Share
Turkey days comming tomorow and I started thinking about years long past. My 1st wife could strip the meat of a turkey leg in a heartbeat! But! Put something the size of a smokey link in her mouth and she'd gag! Go figure huh? I know, Im bad. :(
Help.. I Only Have 990 Points Left 2 Go!!
Hey to all my cherries.. I need 990 points to go to the next level.. Any help I can get would be MUCH appreciated and as always the favors WILL BE repaid immediately.. Every one have an Awesome Thanksgiving.. Trish
50 Random Facts Woot
1. So, what did you do all day? not alot really 2. What is the most expensive thing you've bought recently? i can't think of anything really 3. Last concert (or show) you attended: never been to a concert :( 4. Coolest thing you've gotten in the mail lately: LOL, no bills, that's a relief. hehe. 5. Describe your favorite artical of clothing: i really don't have one lol I do like my 'zombie bunnies' t-shirt though lol 6. Last video game played: Socom combined assault woot 7. How many CDs do you have by any ONE artist or group? it's a tie between Breaking Benjamin and Godsmack right now.. have 3 of both of them 8. What's for dinner?: pfft what IS dinner? lol 9. Do you have any collections?: Music. 10. What was the last board game you played?: Clue DVD thing lol 11. Who won?: Allen :P 12. Do you subscribe to any magazines? No 13. Last movie you saw at a theater: Pirates of the Caribbean 2 woohooooooo 14. Last movie you watched at home:
I Think I Know Now!!!
in an earlier entry in my "BLAH" blog.... i had stated that I wanted to know where my life was heading. I believe i have finally realized it! While talking to someone today, talking about our brilliant soldiers and what they sacrifice for our freedom... and how much they need to be appreciated more, i realized YES- i do have a bad back which prevented me from accomplishing my dream... becoming a marine! but that shouldnt stop me! Im in medical school now working on my degree in medical assistance. With that, I want to further my education if needed, and i want to work in military hospitals! I want to take care of the ones who gave me my freedom, I want to give back to them what they gave to me! I still have to talk to a couple people and see what they think of this idea... I WANT ALL INPUTS!! I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS IDEA OF MINE!!! PLEASE MESSAGE ME OR COMMENT ME WITH THEM!!! Thank you all... and don't forget..... if you know a soldier, thank them!!
Pierceing Or Tats
So what do you prefer? Pierceings, Tats or both. Show me your pics and tell me why. Love both on women. DOn't be shy
Two Dozen Pink Roses...
To all my friends at cherry tap. Happy Turkey Day...
I Heard You, Malachi
I Heard You, Malachi Wednesday, November 22 2006 @ 10:56 AM PST On Friday, November 3, a man doused his body with gasoline and set himself afire to protest the war in Iraq. He died quietly in flames. His name was Malachi Ritscher. Haven't seen it in the news? Me neither, which is kind of strange if you ask me, considering that it happened right here in downtown Chicago in front of hundreds of commuters during morning rush hour. The only conventional newspaper coverage to date was a tiny paragraph that appeared in the Saturday edition of the Chicago Sun-Times. Since then...nothing. Did you ever burn your hand on a stove? Do you remember the pain of it? On Friday, November 3, a man doused his body with gasoline and set himself afire to protest the war in Iraq. He died quietly in flames. His name was Malachi Ritscher. Haven't seen it in the news? Me neither, which is kind of strange if you ask me, considering that i
A Good Old Grandma & Grandpa Story
A GOOD OLD GRANDMA & GRANDPA STORY Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in His son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive". "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$ 10.00 a pill," answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the Money under the pillow." Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow he called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00 " "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma."
Another Survey! Dun Dun Dun...
You Are? by OsakuThis is about you and me..err I mean you...NameDusin.. thought we covered this!Nickname(s)Penguin, Hey You, OI dumbshit!Age20Hair Colordark brown
One Beat, Two Hearts
A simple hello, And a warm smile. Meaningless talk, Turning to heart felt words. Seconds to minutes, minutes to hours. Our friendship has grown like wildflowers. I live in your laughter, and die in your tears. I dance to the beat of your heart. You are the dream, in my soul. Forever, your heart Iíll hold. Our love will never grow old. Holding you tightly, in my arms With my wings, I shield you, from life's Unlucky charms
For Your Healing Dawn
Beloved Deceitful wretch The deceitful wretch telling me lies Thinking them to be a comforting disguise Counting upon my gullibility Believing that through them I can not see Telling me lies of love and our content Acting as if it was heaven sent To be there always by my side Yet in the shadows the wretch does hide Pretending that I donít know what is real Acting as though it cares how I feel Yet doing to me all that is wrong Tears fall with the words of the sad song Knowing that I know deep in my heart Soon we must split forever apart Turmoil in the eye of a storm made of lies To let it pretend longer is most unwise For a foundation so weak can never stand All passing away like the shifting sand Leaving nothing worth even bringing to mind It is the way of bad things left behind Better to clear the way for love so real One who will not deceive and cares how I feel One who does not hide in the shadows of lies One who shares their heart without need to di
ok.. I know that I am too emotional and I need to leave all emotions at the door. I think though, if someone were to really want to get to know me.. they couldn't do it without my emotions. I cry, I laugh, I sing, I get angry, I get embarrassed... I have emotions. I can't cut one out and expect someone to know who I am. I tried. I found that it didn't work. I tried to cut the caring emotional me. I found that although I could do it, for just a little bit. It never held. It wasn't who I really was. I hated being fake. I hated lying to them and to myself. I care. I cared the whole time. I cried. I cried more then I should of probably because I lied saying I didn't care. Maybe if I were more happy... maybe I could hide the sadness a little longer.. Hiding sorrow and pain behind a mask of fake ecstatic laughter and smiles. Make my emotions change and lie. Lie to myself..lie to them.... lie... No, it doesn't hurt.. I am fine... can't you tell.. I am smiling... I am smiling a
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Constant Thunder I was once lost in darkness, A wandering nomadic fool, Teetering on the edge of reason, About to plunge into the abyss, Then a light shone down, Lifted me out of darkness, Touched my soul with grace, And beat love into my heart, That was when I met you, My loving wife, For so long now you Have continued to save me, Day after day, You gave me the reason to be, To live and to feel love, To go on and find my dreams, As long as you were there, I just wanted to let you know, That I could never fully express How much I feel for you, When I love you Seems so simple, How can you put into words The power of desire I have for you, Pray to God, Channel the muse, And let my fingers type the words, My heart beats because of you, My soul is bright and alive, Because of you, And even when the trails of today Seem to distract me, My love is always devoted to you, It is eternal within my heart, Like a constant thunder in my soul
Guy's Rules
funny - must read - It IS The Guys' Rules≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every The Shower Wooohoooo!!
Coming Soon To A Deviant Art Page Near You...
Creepy ass pictures starring Jason I'm going to be using for a piece based on a nightmare of mine :)
What It Was About..
Listen to this boo only a few knew. You was intertwined in my spine. I was gonna make you mine cause you was a dime but didnt have time. Only you knew my love was true but you wouldnt make me your boo. I had your back and that was a fact but you hack at it and spat back it. Only to realize you tired to kiss me then diss me now you miss me. What i felt was real but i had time to heal while you was feeling blue and had no clue. A joke a hoast when i needed you the most. You lost me now you cant boss me. Now lets make this fast the past is in the past its not gonna last. And all you did was make me flee to my knee till i couldnt see. Tried to take my seed only to make me bleed . And all you could do was flee and all i could say was please. Only hated cause we dated only cause you lade it then played it.
Hot Diggety Dog Diggety ;op~
That Sunny Day...
How Blue R U?
You Are Navy Blue You're a true adventurer. You constantly find yourself drawn to new experiences, people, and places. Sometimes you feel quite scattered and bored. If something exciting isn't going on, you feel a bit lost. What Color Blue Are You?
Your Love Life Secrets!
Your Love Life Secrets Are Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? You want to be with someone who's a success. A person with the right job, right family, right clothes... In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails - or at least you'd like to think so. A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
Yeah this weekend kind of sucked balls. Last nite was Sort-of fun i guess. hahaha actually it was real fun i ended up making out with my best friend lorin like 5 times. lol i was trassssshed. Today just has sucked, my mom is being crazy and took my cell away from me. umm Gayness. eh i dont want to go to school tomorrow. wtf
Don't You Hate It When...
Someone drops you a ten or drops by to say hi, so you think, 'Hey! That was nice. Why don't I drop by that person's page.' And then their page has so much fucking content that it manages to crash not one, but all three of your browsers. *sigh* I wish I could holla back at ya miss thang, but your page gave my computer the shits. Sorry :(
New Yahoo Id Name
Hey all... just to let you know I am sick of everyone asking me who kevin is (lol my ex) so i created a new yahoo id addie... i no longer use I now have So feel free to add me and chat with me on cam!
Peter Gabriel -solsbury Hill
Great Great song...from the 70's I believe
Van Kooten En De Bie- De Vieze Man Huurt Een Pornofilm
Invasive Species
OK, first a confession. I'm an educational tv addict. I love the history channel, the national geographic channel, etc. And it was while watching one of these channels that I started to think about something. I started to make a mental connection that hadn't really occured to me before. You see, I was watching a special on Burmese pythons. Specifically, it was a study of the problem they're having with Burmese pythons in the Florida everglades. Now obviously, Burmese pythons are not native to Florida. They were introduced to the region by people who brought them in as pets then, when the python became too much to handle, they just let them go into the wild. Australia has a similar problem. Dingos, or wild dogs, are also not native to Australia. They were introduced by people who brought them in because they served a useful purpose, then they were either released or escaped into the wild, where they began to reproduce. It happens all over the world. With the growth of globilization
Thanksgiving was good. Got to spend it with my bf and family. The 11.5 drive to take my son to his fathers house wasn't much fun. Thankfully my bf volunteered to drive the whole thing, which was nice, because the mountain pass was really icky. I'm happy to be home and not have to do much traveling in the near future. Hope everyone else had a good T-day as well. HUGS.
I Walk The Line
For DJ Because You're mine.... I keep a close watch on this heart of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line I find it very, very easy to be true I find myself alone when each day is through Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you Because you're mine, I walk the line As sure as night is dark and day is light I keep you on my mind both day and night And happiness I've known proves that it's right Because you're mine, I walk the line You've got a way to keep me on your side You give me cause for love that I can't hide For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide Because you're mine, I walk the line I keep a close watch on this heart of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line
Why You've Been Seeing A Big Spike In Spam Lately...
E-mail gangs bombarding Britain with spam By Reuters Story last modified Mon Nov 27 11:39:46 PST 2006 advertisement Criminal gangs using hijacked computers are behind a surge in unwanted e-mails peddling sex, drugs and stock tips in Britain. The number of spam messages has tripled since June and now accounts for as many as 9 out of 10 e-mails sent worldwide, according to U.S. e-mail security company Postini. High impact 'Tis the season for spam Mass e-mailers traditionally bump up their activity as the year winds down. But this year, the amount of junk messages could be unprecedented. As Christmas approaches, the daily trawl through in-boxes clogged with offers of fake Viagra, loans and sex aids is tipped to take even longer. "E-mail systems are overloaded or melting down trying to keep up with all the spam," said Dan Druker, a vice president at Postini. His company has det
Thank You All
Thanks for all the comments and ratings, I can't keep up I'm trying I will try to comment back and rate you to. Thanks again
Happy Holidays Gramma
My Gramma passed on the day after easter this year. This was her season. She loved the holidays. I have mentioned in my other blogs I have all of her ornaments to put up on my tree this year. I wrote this about her. My Gramma I only got to know Gramma for 29 years. In those 29 years I learned a lot from here and I also have a lot of great memories that some others will never have. I remember being a little girl and visiting grammas house. We would take the bus to the port authority in New York and then we would get the bonanza bus to New Milford Connecticut. I remember the goodie table. She always had all kinds of goodies to eat and a candy dish it was always full and later on in life it would be one of my jobs to go buy her candy for that candy dish. She would take me to the windmill diner where she would always order the same thing. Fried Shrimp We would have to go after 4 so that they had baked potato. When I was about 7 we moved back to Connecticut and next door to gramma.
I Quit
A Christmas Story > > 'Twas the night before Christmas an' Old Santa was pi**ed, He cussed > out the elves and threw down his list, Miserable little brats, > ungrateful little jerks, I have a good mind to scrap the whole bloody > works! > > I've worked off my arse for damn near a year, > Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? > The old lady bitches 'cause I work late at night, > The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. > > Rudolph got drunk and screwed all the maids, > Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS, > And just when I thought that things must get better > The bloody Inland Revenue sent me a letter, > They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny > Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus money? > > And the kids these days-they're all the pits, > They want the impossible - the mean little shits, > I spent the whole year making wagons and sleds > Assembling dolls...their arms, legs and heads > In all the letters I received,
Steelers Woes
The Steelers woes continue to mount. Hines Ward will miss at least one game due to having arthroscopic knee surgery. Troy Palomalu is out, also due to a knee injury. What else can possibly go wrong for this team.
I Boke It, I Think!
ok, i put a link in my bulletin and it broke i thought it was a coincedence but i did it again and it did it again, sorry for the fuk up dont hate me im new!
ok ladies im goin back to Iraq for the second time on jan. 3rd and i could use some pix of all my friends an fam. on here, so please send me some pix to keep my company over there. my e-mail adress is,
By By Myspace
So Myspace was at one time the place for me to be. I talked to old friends, old flames, and new cool people I have met and have great friendships with. No more evil psyco stalker whores have taken over my realm!!! Myspace is no longer safe! Get out while you can!!! I still go there for my highschool buddies and such but , now I have a new realm in another demention and I say its rather pleasant here. I think I may prop a tent and stay awhile! Thanks cherry tap for a drama free zone!!!
I Need Help My Real Cherrie Friends
Can someone help me with my English homework so I don't fail...pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee....This has to do with pro's and con's...they give me a title and I come up with the pro or the con
See I Make Cool Stuffz!
Hopeless Times Of Andy
God hope is so emo, its just like that part of a DNB song when everything fades to the lowest and highest frequency\'s and you feel all like lost and space and stuff, and you don\'t exactly know where you are. Hope is a lot like that, like a crazy internet hooker who says you can get a free blow job, but when they say free they mean 10 dollar and when they say blow job they mean punch in the face. No one take that statement to seriusly its only half true and its only a quarter from life bassically the story is that i found 10 dollars on the ground, but wouldn\'t it be somethin if the rest of that happaned? **later that day in parrallel universe land** So this is planet earth Andy comin at ya, and i just want to stop for a second and talk about Ezary, she\'s this really cool chica i\'ve been trying to spit game at or as you would say in nigganese (this cool chick i\'ve been talking to) and she\'s the most interesting girl i\'ve talked to in a while, i just hope
Touching Anniversary Story
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?" he says solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
What The Hell?!
So.. now my NSFW albums are automatically private? Grrr.... What the hell is up with that?
Do You Have Your List In To Santa Yet?
Word's We Use While Being Married
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. 2. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. 3. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" 4. In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. 5. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. 6. What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. 7. A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Grafton Street and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower." 8. Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. 9. Young Son: "Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her." Dad: "That happens in every country, son!" 10. A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: WIFE WANTED
If You Where Born In 2893
If You Were Born in 2893... Your Name Would Be: Umoro Kin And You Would Be: A High Priestess / Priest If You Were Born in 2893
Friendships come and Friendships go Like wave upon the sand Like day and night Like birds in flight Like snowflakes when they land But you and I are something else Our friendship's here to stay Like weeds and rocks and dirty socks It never goes away! A friend is a person to laugh and cry with, An inspiration, Someone who lends a helping hand, though friends may not be forever, And they may not end up together, the memories of a true friendship will last forever. A friend is not a shadow nor a servant But someone who hold a piece of a person in his heart. Someone who shares a smile, Someone who brightens up your day What makes a person a friend? Is by saying your Love will stay. orignal post by:*~!mIsS bRaTt!~*
Frustrated Incorporated
My Theme Song They say misery loves company We could start a company And make misery, Frustrated Incorporated I know just what you need I might just have the thing I know what you'd pay to see Put me out of my misery I'd do it for you, Would you do it for me? We will always be busy, making misery We could build a factory, and make misery We'll create the cure, we made the disease Frustrated Incorporated, Frustrated Incorporated I know just what you need I might just have the thing I know what you'd pay to feel Put me out of my misery Suicide kings and drama queens Forever after happily making misery Did you satisfy your greed, get what you need Was it only envy, so empty Frustrated incorporated... I'd do it for you, would you do it for me?
Man Fuck People Sometimes For Rea......
i dunno what it is lately, but people been actin real shady and triflin. i mean i cant find the cause of all this self absorbed whining, but it needs to quit. i mean with all the other shit going on around you, and some muthafuckas only worryin about they're problems like they're the only ones. true, everyone is entitled to take care of themselves and whatnot. but gotdamn, what the fuck ever happenend to common decency? what ever happened to just bein nice to someone else for a fuckin change? why is it always me thats gotta meet people all the way and never halfway? im sick of people actin like desperate housewives is more important than feedin your baby or takin a shower. besides there's bigger fish to fry and more fires to put out. i guess im just bein bitter. i dont know. and its lately so i might just be cranky after that ridiculous phone call. or maybe, I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK AND IM TIRED OF PUTTIN UP WITH PETTY HIGH SCHOOL AGED OVERDRAMATIC REAL LIFE SOAP OPERA TYPE SHIT. ho
Yep I Joined
Hello to Everyone!!! I would just like to let all of you know that I am now a BeautiControl Independant Consultant. What is BeautiControl you might ask? Well it is a revolutionary skin care line that has changed my skin forever. For the longest time I suffered from acne, acne scarring, and of course, THE RED!!! Who wants to go out into the world with these foreign things all over their faces. I went to the dermatologist, I tried Proactive Solution, I tried all natual products. I have wasted hundreds of dollars with results that i just didn't get. That is until I found BeautiControl. They have 4 skin care lines. And the thing that was most fasinating to me was that it wasn't about combination skin, it wasn't about oily skin, it was about the age that your skin was acting. Their state of the art products made by award winning professionals have been changing the way skin looks and feels and have nearly turned back the hands of time for over 25 years. With that in mi
Age Is But A Number
Age is But a Number Freshman in College Charlie was a source of laughter 18 with a 45 year old girlfriend Oh what dman fools we were Then the day came Destiny wold befall me Staff family Christmas party Festive Introductions made Maria her name Is this really your Mama She had a glow like no other that night Big Beautiful, and captivating This gorgeous 50-something So fine, sexy, and warm Flirtatious, curvacious, Fun Captivated me? Great conversation, drinks, and a dance She was the hit of the party Sat next to me at dinner winking at me so seductively Felling the Familiar tension of desire build Went to my office for a break Sitting back in the darkened corner deciding to relieve my tension with old-fashioned self pleasure MMMM Very Nice Startled rising to my feet There she was behind me Caressing her big breasts seductively her sexy tongue licked her soft fulllips She came to me with fire in her eyes Pulling me to her, determin
Chocolate Orgasm
Chocolate Orgasm Night of Passion once again Ingenious, Andveturous imagination Keep it fresh and new Never STale, Always Hot and Juicy Goddess Lays me down My four limbs to the four directions Mama wants a Chocolate Fix My body her playground, her toy Hershey, the land of Sweet Joy Dark or Milk Chocolate Syrup drizzled all over My body tingles, pulsates at the coolness on my skin Her serpt tongue dancesall over My body totally under her spell forom the beginning Licks, nibbles, suckles Trembling, begging the goddess for release The Great Goddess continues to feast Growlign like a Lioness on the Hunt Devouring me totally form head to toe Refusing to allow me to Cum HWimpers of frustration yet complete bliss Escape my whimpering moist lips My body clean of the sauce, Mama Please..Mama I beg you Untying my arms, commanding me to sit up My Back against the headboard Manhood rockhard and at attention Mama Takes the seat of Power and authori
Skyclad Dreams
SkyClad dreams WHat a party BBWs as far as the eye can see Yet Brenda, QUeen fo the Universe Caught my attention BIg beautiful, Sexy, Enchanting Great conversation, Flirty and strategic Floating on the clods With her all is Just right My body mind and soul On fire Toitally under her spell Does she Know? Going out back to the garden to find a quiet spot Trying to gether my thoguhts BVut her vision and spirit still capativate my thoughts Sitting back in a secluded spot My hands instinctively begin to caress Brenda My fantasy Lover SO Perfect in everyway Every Position adveturous, and raw Our fantasy lovemaking volcanic Hot Unbeknownst to me Alone in the Garden I was not Sudden noise startles me back to the real world Dont stop because of me Turning, startled and embarassed My fanatsy Queen, Brenda Fire and desire radiating form her eyes Her breasts hevaing, her voiced filled with passion Taking my hand Putting it to her Sex Her lips
Santa, Dont Cry, I Chose This Life
Oooh I Hate My Job!!! im supposed to be at work at 6p (west coast time thank ya!). i go in, say my what ups to all my handful of co workers i can actually tolerate, and take a seat for a second. my boss asks me, "you working tonight???" im like, "yea should i not be here? am i fired?!" no im not fired, im just not supposed to work tonight. in fact, im on call for the next two weeks because of over staffing and budget problems. HOW THE FUCK DOES A AIRPORT EXPERIENCE BUDGET PROBLEMS????? seriously...... ok i feel better now. i guess writing it down and seeing how pissed i was made me realize im going to say fuck this job. i can find something better. i dont understand how you can be overstaffed for the night when people travel all the time. and its the holidays????!!!! somebody loan me $50. i got paypal. =P
Warning ~~~alcohol Consumption.
WARNING ~~~ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION. Body: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
Words Ta Live By
If it dont make Dolla's it dont make cent's!!
Here Alone
so it is 12:53 am right now.. I'm feeling all sorts of emotions.. and i dont know why.. and i know i am depressed because im listenin to slow love songs and other depressing songs.. i'm not sure why i am depressed and i wish it would go away. i want to feel happy again. ha you know whats sad and im going to write this because i doubt any of the people i hang out wit will acutally read this.. even when i am with all my friends having the greatest time ever i'm actually really depressed and im not sure why. its like there is a gap in me somewhere that hasnt been filled completely and i cant figure out what it is. i dont know if its love. my home life. my missing childhood that i never had or what but something is gone and i really have a strong feeling its not coming back anytime to soon, i dont know where it is or why it left me. i actually think this is being caused by the death of my stepfather that just happened this September ever sence then i really havent been the 'alex' everyone
Song Of The Day - Skillet - Rebirthing
I lie here paralytic Inside this soul Screaming for you till my throat is numb I wanna break out I need a way out I don't believe that it's gotta be this way The worst is the waiting In this womb I'm suffocating Feel your presence filling up my lungs with oxygen I take you in I've died Rebirthing now I wanna live for love wanna live for you and me Breathe for the first time now I come alive somehow Rebirthing now I Wanna live my life wanna give you everything Breathe for the first time now I come alive somehow I lie here lifeless In this cocoon Shedding my skin cause I'm ready to I wanna break out I found a way out I don't believe that it's gotta be this way The worst is the waiting In this womb I'm suffocating [Bridge:] Tell me when I'm gonna live again Tell me when I'm gonna breathe you in Tell me when I'm gonna feel inside Tell me when I'm gonna feel alive Tell me when I'm gonna live again Tell me when this fear will end Tell me when I'm g
It's Friday!
Apparently Yall Cant Read!!!
Since I just got 4 more requests for the private pics...SEE MY LAST BLOG!
Cumm Show Me Some Love This Friday Night For Me Please
I Need 55 More Points!!!
to go up in a level help me out!!
Just Somthing..the Way I Fuckin Feel Right Now!
Why do I want to talk to you so bad?Why do I still care?Why are you still on my mind and wont go away?I wish I didnt want to talk to you so bad.I wish you wouldnt be on my mind and would go away!Iam sick of thinking of you knowing we prolly wont even talk again..And Iam sick of crying over you when I was stupid enough to let you in!
Read Now Pls
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A Christmas Time Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,
The Immune System
An efficient immune system is the key to maintaining good health. It helps to protect us from all manner of disease from colds to cancer, fights food poisoning and keeps allergies in check, as well as slowing down the ageing process. But poor diet, an unhealthy lifestyle and a toxic environment can all compromise and weaken the immune system, leaving us prone to everything from common colds to more serious infections.
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Very Puzzled
A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter. "Don't forget your Sisters," she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. "They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may have, you are still going to need Sisters. Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them. "Remember that 'Sisters' means ALL the women... your girlfriends, your daughters, and all your other women relatives too. "You'll need other women - Women always do." 'What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought. 'Haven't I just gotten married? Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now a m
Paper Angels
Paper Angels Jessi knew that Ariís spirit was easiest to find in cathedrals and graveyards. But today her search took her somewhere else. She looked up at the rust colored tower before her and saw a gray sandblasted spot near the top that was dipped in colorless fog. Despite the scruffy appearance, she decided this would have to do. The fog settled a bit lower as she continued her walk, a chilly breeze occasionally blasting at her. This breeze, along with the traffic hum, created an unsteady rhythm that even the best avant garde percussionist would have a tough time following. Jessi was wearing an open leather jacket over a buttoned up denim jacket, both equally worn. Below the jackets a plaid Catholic school girlís skirt blew against her legs, which were wrapped in black tights. One of her biker boots was untied, but it fit so snugly that she hadnít yet noticed. She wasnít a biker or a Catholic school girl, but she looked like a striking combination of the two. The contrast of
Pagr Frozen
Hi all, My cherry home page has become frozen and has not moved for over 4 days. I have sent a message to support and hopefully it will be fixed. I know there are new user comments but I cannot get to see them yet but as soon as I do I will reply, I'm not ingoring you. Thanks all and I hope to be back soon as I miss yer. Nix..........I lust you. xx
On The Bottom Looking Up
December 3, 2006 On The Bottom Looking Up 1 Samuel 30:1-20 Many times when we are seemingly at the bottom it is because we have not confessed and truly repented, or turned away, from sin. This was the case with David. Weary of running from the murderous Saul for eight long years, David finally wilted and moved to the land of the Philistines, partnering with King Achish. Only the providence and grace of God prevented David and his band of 600 men from warring against their own country. David had a faith failure. He stopped believing that God would protect him from Saul, and fear caused him to side with Israelís staunchest rivals. Compromise usually follows a faith failure. David stepped outside of Godís will, compromised his loyalty to God and Godís people, and then forgot God. It wasnít until David reached the very bottom rung, until he was facing the loss of his family and death by mutiny, that he returned to the Lord. He repented, recall
More On Continuing In The Word Of His Grace
December 3rd More on Continuing in the Word of His Grace I commend you to God and to the word of His grace, which is able to build you up and give you an inheritance... receive with meekness the implanted word, which is able to save your souls. (Acts 20:32; James 1:21) Paul's exhortation to followers of Jesus Christ was to "continue in the faith" (Acts 14:22). "The faith" (in which we are to continue) is the word of God. Paul later called it "the word of His grace." Since God's word is permeated with His grace, it is able to do glorious things in our lives. James wrote of "the implanted word, which is able to save your souls." God wants to plant His word into human hearts that the word might bear fruit therein. This is how the Lord began His work in us: "having been born again, not of corruptible seed but incorruptible, through the word of God which lives and abides forever" (1 Peter 1:23). By communicating His word to us (through preaching, teaching, witness, or evangelism)
Wife's Suprise?
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him this is all in your mind, and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured. Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor tells him, I can cure this, and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.... The witch doctor says This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year All you have to do is say 1 2 3 and it shall rise for as long as you wish The guy then asks the witch doctor What happens after when its over?. The witch doctor says all you have to say is 1 2 3 4 and it will go down. But be warned it will not work again for 3 months This guy goes home and that night is ready to surprise his wife with the good
Signs That Match
Aries is a fire element You are most compatible with Sun Sign Scorpio - oh yes, very ardent. Sagittarius - wonderfully romantic. Libra - unstoppable. Aries - fiery, if you like it that way! Absolutely no chance! Aries - fiery. Leo - intense. Cancer - many differences. Pisces - difficult. Virgo - poles apart. Your opposite sign is Libra Taurus is an earth element You are most compatible with Leo - extremely loving. Taurus - well suited. Capricorn - terrific. Pisces - charming. Absolutely no chance! Gemini - not a success. Sagittarius - very rocky. Aquarius - too stubborn. Your opposite sign is Scorpio Gemini is an air element You are most compatible with Libra - absolutely wonderful. Leo - full of laughter. Aquarius - good friends first Sagittarius - Could be fun loving. Aries - promising, though lightweight. Absolutely no chance! Cancer - steer clear! Capricorn - don't see eye to eye. Taurus - a
Sorry I've Been Lazy...
i know i haven't updated anything for awhile...been on and off sick and just plain busy. should get some more pics up soon :) now if only i could find a brain for my iculanibokola...
So You Think You Know Everything?
SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING? "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are spelled the same whether they are read left to right or right to left. They are called "Palindromes". There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." TYPEWRITER is the lon
Just To Let You All Know
I will be leaving tmw morning and won't be back till the end of December or the beging of December..So just to let you all knowI am not ignoring anyone i am just gone..when i get home i will sign in and let you all know that i am back and i hope that you wont forget me in the little time that i am gone..I have added a few more pictures for all your hope to have a few more pictures when i get back..well take care and have a great Christmas to all you !!! And have a awesome New Years party...Happy New years!!! :) Courtesy of
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Beautiful Is Who You Love
Just an ordinary person is extraordinary when you love them. They are more beautiful to you then anyone you have ever known. No one around you can understand why or what you see in them, but that is okay because it is your heart, mind, and soul that has been filled with joy of love. Not even the one you love can always accept the fact that she is beautiful. However, if you love her tell her you do. Tell her she is beautiful everday. Though at first she may not accept the heart felt comment it will grow on her and she only comes more beautiful and she soon feels it too. Beauty to you or beauty to me has not got to mean the same and may not see it the same. Yet, theat we share with another from the heart is more beautiful than that we only see with our eyes. So if you love let them know they are beautiful and they will be always. I know that my baby, my love, my lady is beautiful to me. She is the last thing at night I want to see and the first one I want to see each mo
Priests On Vacation
Two priests decided to go to Punta Cana, Dominican Republic on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some outrageous shorts, shirts and sandals. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini came walking straight toward them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually; then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests??? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you saw them. Once again, in their new a
Charles, the eldest son of Pepin the Frank, became the first sole king of the Franks in 777. While he reigned he consolidated a huge area, greater than modern France. Charlemagne, as Charles became known, was the first Roman Emperor of his day , crowned as he was by way of the Pope in 800 AD. By the time if Charlemagne's reign, the Gangrel roamed the forests od Germany, the Balkan and Caucasus Mountians, the steppe further east and the froxen wastes of Scandinavia. The ancients of Clan Gangrel had relatively little to do with Charlemagne and his Frankish Empire, except fight them, as they did when the great Emperor led his men onto the field against the Bulgars and Arabs. After Charlemagne's death, our ancestors rode with Vikings and Varangran conquerors as the tore their way southward through Europe.
The End
ok people i think if i dont rank up by the end of the week im gonna be done with ct im stuck on this rank and have been for a wile my own gf wont rate or help me in any way no one is so its been nice to meet ya all robbie
People Suck
i hate people...truly i do
4 & 5
The 4th and 5th days of Christmas have so far been VERY busy with work, which is clearly not allowed! Anyway 4 calling birds and 5 gold rings eh. I love you all and hope you are full of chocolate and stuff you bloaters. Oh yeah I am REALLY REALLY fat. Would you believe it? I got on the scales at my mothers house at the weekend and fell off as I had a heart attack. Then I went home and weighed myself and had a slightly smaller heart attack as her scales are not as wrong as I thought they were. I am on a diet. I have already broken it though, I had chips for lunch. (the British version, which I guess you call fries, but these are much better and much less healthy, if that is possible)
Charleys Subs And The Troops...
So as some of you know I'm in the Army. Well last Monday I was coming home in uniform and I had a layover at Hartsfield Airport in Atlanta, GA. Since I had some time before boarding my next flight to Knoxville, TN I decided to have a couple of drinks. Most of the Airport's establishments were closing so I was directed to Charleys Subs because they were the only ones serving beer. After waiting in line for a while I was told by the cashier that they would not serve me a beer because I was in uniform! Even though I was in shock I didn't make an issue out of it. But this did not go unnoticed by the rest of the customers in line. All of a sudden ladies and gentlemen had something to say about what just happened in front of their eyes. I stood by in disbelief I had never experienced anything like that. So suddenly, all customers were placing their orders including "...just water and a miller lite" or "...a Coke and a miller lite", Etc etc. So thanks to those people in line I
Heart Warming
The Big Wheel In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it. I scrubbed the kids until they looked brand new and then put on my best homemade dress, loaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job. The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town. No luck. The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince whomever would l
Men Strike Back! (just Kidding Ladies)
Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it! Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedd
To Keep Losin And At What Cost
What Is Your Muppet Personality
You Are Gonzo the Great "Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me." You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention. The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt. You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test
Beautiful Soul
Tell me something.....what is it that makes me not cry? Only when I pray for someone do I get tears... My mom's boss,and one of my very very good friends Bill, just died on Sunday... we live in a house that is half insurance agency, half house. he was the nicest guy you could ever meet. he's the 2nd person I've met since I've been here, gotten close to and to get taken away. and I shed very little tears. ever.I just don't know why. And I feel that maybe if I's for attention . because I don't know how to handle it , but maybe someone else might be able to explain it.
The Christmas Angel (a Cute Story)
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pie
Added A New Video To Profile
Just go here and vote! ONE VOTE PER PERSON (1 rating and 1 comment). I am entry #3 (You should know that though ;)
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Company Party
it was fun. I don't really see what the big deal is about Harris Ranch. maybe it's because I can cook. But the food was just food, it wasn't what I would call beyond fabulous. now beyond fabulous would be their bar! They make an excellent long island ice tea! I hate that drink personally, and I had 2 1/2 of them. they had this little gamble night thing, and a raffle. It was a really nice time, I am glad we went. I need to get a copy of a few pics that a friend took. but there are 2 I have put up in the default. today I am FINALLY going to put up the Christmas lights outside. I have had no time with everything. But no more excuses, so today they go up!
Wings all over us Watching us from above Protecting us from this world Protecting us with your sword Wings all over us Calming us when we're sore Guiding us when we're lost Even against all odds Wings all over us Healing the bleeding pain Making us seize the day Helping us find a way Wings all over us Everyday I feel your touch Never letting go I can feel your soul Wings all over us When I die you come and lift me up Carry me to my home To meet the king on his throne Wings all over us Keep our heads up high Keeping our spirit alive Open your arms and rise ------------ Soulfly - WingsMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com
Why People Block For No Reasone
i always wonder why people block you for no fucking reasone. they tell you one thing and then the next day they block you and ignore you. i wonder why. you know who you are if you read this. im fucking pissed at them for doing that.
Anthrax-safe Home
Ive been down this road once or twice before Through the open door I come falling through it Theres a sign post up ahead Like a watershed And it opens my eyes Ways, for me to begin To be born again And knowing for the first time Ways, all so differently Shine for me to see The better man that I am Ive been places in my head Behind me worse than whats ahead And on my path just like a dream Takes me from the inbetween From out of nowhere you came strong as stone And now Ill never have to be alone What it is I know You have always been my safe home I walk, I run, I burn out into you You have always been my safe home My whole world has moved on I know what I am and Ill always be Your reality, is better than I could dream All my fears turn from black to white And Id stand and fight The whole world for you Faith, and destiny I never did believe My only God is love and Faith, what I see in you And I can hold it true Like a weight in my hand -----------
How Is Your Attitude?
Your Attitude is Better than 55% of the Population You have a positive attitude... somtimes. You prefer to see the world through clear glasses, not rose colored ones. How's Your Attitude?
Ok Cupid Test - Dating
The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm) Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real are The Slow Dancer. Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive. Your exact opposite: The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master
Sexual Iq
LOL. Not bad for faithfully having only ever been with one woman. You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
What Kind Of Kisser Are You?
You're a Romantic Kisser For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feetWhat Kind of Kisser Are You?
What Is Your Celtic Horoscope?
This is far more accurate than most horoscope things. Odd but then I'm mostly Welsh in ancestry You Are A Hazelnut Tree You're a charmer with a killer sense of humor. You are very demanding, but you can also be very understanding. No matter what, you always make a lasting impression - you're quite popular. Passionate, you are an active fighter for social causes and politics. In general, you are moody, honest, a perfectionist, and very sexual.What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
How Do You Live Your Life?
How You Life Your Life You tend to deprive yourself of things you crave, for your own good. You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think. Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot! Some of your past dreams have disappointed you, but you don't let it get you down.How Do You Live Your Life?
Fuck Yah Jenjen's Soap Opera Lifestlye
oh baby oh baby this life i call mine its full of soap opera grade a+ stuff! exs who made my life a living hell! a crazy family who makes living with a party! wacky ass friends who never make my days lame! weird love affairs that will make ur mind spin! a dog who thinks she is the queen of the house! leo my man dog thinks no one should yell or he will have nevers break down and a cat who thinks its funny to hide in small place even thoe he is fat can't make my mind about what color and what length its going to be dreams of rocking it out and marrying a musician which will never happen dating guys who like other girls so sucks but is all i get lol relising my life is made of mostly of the internet work music and movies the most fun i have in my day is stripping my clothing food in my bedroom late at night to my music and then dressing myself up thinking i am a model from frace how is skinny and beaitful now that funny so yah jenjen isn't my real n
My Cherrytap Madlib!!
Choose a word for each number and then fill the words into the paragraph. No changing the words after! Then send it to will be fun!! 1 adjective to describe someone- 2 noun (like car, profile, nose etcÖ)- 3 adjective to describe someone- 4 noun (like car, profile, nose etcÖ)- 5 verb of action (like run, sing, read etcÖ)- 6 noun (like car, profile, nose etcÖ)- 7 noun (like car, profile, nose etcÖ)- 8 adjective to describe something- 9 noun describing relationship (like friend, rabbi, teacher etcÖ)- 10 noun (like car, profile, nose etcÖ)- 11 noun (like car, profile, nose etcÖ)- 12 noun describing relationship (like friend, rabbi, teacher etcÖ)- 13 place- 14 noun (like car, profile, nose etcÖ)- 15 thing (like car, profile, nose etcÖ)- 16 noun (like car, profile, nose etcÖ)- 17 adjective to describe something- 18 verb of action (like run, sing, read etcÖ)- 19 place- 20 something to do- 21 noun (like car, profile, nose e
You don't need anxiety and problems. All you really seek is a conflict free environment which can offer peace and mental security. You don't like the idea of being alone and, whatever the reason, at this time of your life you feel as if you are being 'left out'. What you really need is perhaps some 'tender loving care'. You are a fighter and always on the defensive. You always need to be sure that your position is safe and established. When you finally make a decision you will pursue it to the bitter end in spite of all opposition. It is hard for you to accept that your needs and desires are misunderstood by almost everyone within your sphere of influence and there is no one to rely on. Your pent-up emotions and inherent egocentricity make you quick to take offence, but as matters stand you realise that you'll have to make the best of things as they are. Matters have not gone well for you. You are experiencing severe stress trying to guard yourself from further disappointments
Fun Things To Do At Walmart
Fun Things To Do In Walmart Fill shopping carts with strange combinations of items and leave them parked at strategic locations. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Ride a display bicycle through the store. If questioned, claim you are taking it for a test drive. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. Play with the automatic doors. Act as if you are trying to figure out what strange magic makes them work. Set the display alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. If they notice, turn around and look innocent. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." Watch them try to remember who you are. Re-accessorize the mannequins. Make up bizarre nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. Play with the calculators so that they all spel
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Amen (borrowed From Prettygreeneyes)
----- READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE-----VERY WELL STATED Those Born 1930-1979! TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we Rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from th
Some Disheartning News...
Within the next week or so I will be losing both my net and phone. No I do not know exactly when so I figured I'd take this opportunity to thank all the wonderful friends I've made here. I'll be thinking of you and look forward to being with you guys again in the future
Im Free
WELL GUYS YOU KNOW IVE RATTLED ON ABOUT MY EX...WELL I THINK I HAVE FINALLY CUM TO THE REALIZATION....I'm FREE!! (No, no! you still have to pay for sex) (LOL) I mean I've been set free to have the peace of mind. I was bound by a spirit that wasn't even mine. You know how when A family member, lover, or even close friends have problems or habits, those problems/habits affect everyone around them. Well I had one affecting me for the last 2 yrs. But thank God today I got rid of it. Sometimes its hard to let go of someone you love, but you have to let them go or they'll pull you down with them, or kill you. I escaped all of that today, and let that spirit go. I pray that the person thats harboring it will be free of it soon also.
OK. So im the new chick in town here. Somebody show me around??? Ive gotten an invite to join, but have not a clue as to WTF Im doing here. lol. Ive been on other sites and have encountered DRAMA,DRAMA,DRAMA!!!! We are all adults here- ACT LIKE IT! But I hear you guys here are pretty cool. So drop me a line and show me so luuuve!!! Looking 4ward 2 hearing from as many as possible! WARNING!!!! FREAK AT HEART! lol.
I Just Arrived Here!
Hello, I am a recent widow and a blonde BBW in Phoenix, Arizona. I prefer the company of younger men in the age range of 28 to 45. I hope to make some new friends and maybe find some old ones. I don't do cyber or cam shows so please don't ask. Kisses, *~Angel~*
Creed "one Last Breath" Lyrics
One Last Breath Please come now I think Iím falling Iím holding on to all I think is safe It seems I found the road to nowhere And Iím trying to escape I yelled back when I heard thunder But Iím down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now Iím six feet from the edge and Iím thinking That maybe six feet Ainít so far down Iím looking down now that itís over Reflecting on all of my mistakes I thought I found the road to somewhere Somewhere in His grace I cried out heaven save me But Iím down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now Iím six feet from the edge and Iím thinking That maybe six feet Ainít so far down Sad eyes follow me But I still believe thereís something left for me So please come stay with me ĎCause I still believe thereís something left for you and me For you and me For you and me Hold me now Iím six feet from the edge and Iím thinking
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Me And Savannah
here are the latest pix of my savannah lee she was sittin in my lap so i took some pix theyre not the best but there they are. -mary aka hawkeye
The Samurai
You are a Samurai. You are full of honour and value respect. You are not really the stereotypical hero, but you do fight for good. Just in your own way. For you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil person, if it is for justice and peace. You also don't belive in mourning all the time and think that once you've hit a bad stage in life you just have to get up again. It's pointless to concentrate on emotional pain and better to just get on with everything. You also are a down to earth type of person and think before you act. Impulsive people may annoy you somewhat. Main weapon: Sword Quote: "Always do the right thing. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" -Mark Twain
Onions And Christmas
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers," Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions. Onions? you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter. So the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree. A Christmas tree? "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
Love And War
Love and War Battered, Wounded egos, scarred memories. The screaming comes to an end. The couple crawls to their seperate corners. Quiet and bitter, Still angry, To tired to continue. Quietly and silently she cries, reliving the thoughtless sensless words. Tired, Angry, He sees a tear stream down her face, the argument has little importance now. He wipes a tear from her cheek, she falls into his arms He brushes hair from her eyes she sleeps He kisses her forhead gently. by T.L Ford
Finally someone was proud of me for my achievements on my previous blogs.....and she celebrating by giving me a Glass of Champagne... Wow now I know someone loves
Death Of Friend
I just found out a friend of mine died Saturday morning. He was 62 years old. We weren't like best friends or anything. He lived across the street from my friend Carmen. I would go over there and visit with him and his wife and play with their lil mini-dachshund a few times a week. He was always so nice to me. It's ripping me apart inside. Carmen thought I already knew he had died so she called me just now and told me his obituary was in the todays paper and that it was done very nicely. I was like, "What? He died?" No I am not upset with her for forgetting to tell me sooner. She's got a lot on her plate right now. I just wanna curl up and cry for hours. I have lost people before so I know the pain will go away eventually, but it's here now and it's choking me. He was a wonderful man and I am greatful to have known him. He seemed to smile all the time. He put off such positive vibes. It was just a pleasure to be near him. I will try to remember the good things about him and remember t
12 Songs Til Xmas
Tonight's song is You & Me by Lifehouse Hope ya like it! Lifehouse Music Video Codes Now Playing: Lifehouse - You And Me Brought you by: Music Codes
Someone reminded me tonight of the fragility of internet communication. Who to believe, who not to believe? I tend to accept people on the internet at face value initially, and then modify from there based on the consistency of their words and actions. If someone claims to have a dinosaur for an ancestor on their mother's side, then rather than disputing it, I begin to wonder, "why". In my life experience as I understand it, I've noticed that people's lies often reveal more than their truths. They show what is important to the person that the person feels needs covering. What they perceive as a lack, or vulnerability, or a shameful spot. Which is interesting and helps with understanding, but still doesn't really matter to anyone except the person. But what does matter on the internet is communication. It's amazing how people's understanding of the English language as a common medium here at Cherry Tap can be distilled to so many different meanings with the same words. Earlie
Unlucky for some. Why 13 is famous as Unlucky? Alexander wanted to be a God and accordingly made a 13th statue on the place of his capital. He died and people considered that his will to be a 13th God (12 gods, one for each month were known) was the reason of his death. After that this number was considered as unlucky. According to historians, there were 13 people at Christ's Last Supper and Christ was crucified on Friday 13th. So, Friday 13th is considered as Unlucky. What did YOU get in the 13th window? Black Cat? Single Magpie? Mirror Cracked? Or a Chocolate Body Paint
1) In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb". 2) Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden"... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. 3) Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. 4) It is impossible to lick your elbow. 5) Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. 6) Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs - Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar 7) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 8) Question: If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? Answer: One hundred and one 9) In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)...:.)...
New Skin Is Up..
new skin..heartbreaker is some tweaks to work out tho..xoxox feel free to rip it! EDIT!!!! FIXED IT!! GO RIP IT!!!
Slipknot-vermilion Pt. 2
She seemed dressed in all of me Stretched across my shame, All the torment and the pain Leaked through and covered me. I'd do anything to have her to myself, Just to have her for myself. Now I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do When she makes me sad. She is everything to me, The unrequited dream, The song that no one sings, The unattainable. She's a myth that I have to believe in, All I need to make it real is one more reason. I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sad. But I won't let this build up inside of me. I won't let this build up inside of me. I won't let this build up inside of me. I won't let this build up inside of me. A catch in my throat, choke, Torn into pieces, I won't. No. I don't want to be this but I won't let this build up inside of me (won't let this build up inside of me) x4 She isn't real. I can't make her real. She isn't real. I can't make her real. ------------- Slipknot - Ver
Life As I Know It....
Man if this is what its like to be an adult I want to ummmm not be one anymore. Things are crazy nuts and won't slow down for a while. I love my job and I love school. Giving up either is not an option. Balancing them with social life and each other is tricky but I'll manange. I want to be 16 again when my biggest concern was if I made a good impression on a guy in class or if my hair looked ok. Sometimes I wish I was more like my brother....lazy! But I'm not..I'm always on the go. *sigh* at least Christmas is soon! Finals are next week then I get 3 weeks off! Woohoo!! I can sleep again! *blows kisses* C ya later yall!!! much love Jerusha
You Were Naughty This Year You Were 75% Naughty, 25% Nice You may not have been good this year... But you sure had a really good time. And nothing from Santa could top that! How Naughty (Or Nice) Were You This Year?
A Beautiful Dog Story
Anyone who has pets will really like this....... You will like it even if you don't and may decide you need one. Mary and her husband Jim had a dog, Lucky. Lucky was a real character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company come for a weekend visit they would warn their friends to not leave their luggage open because Lucky would help himself to whatever struck his fancy. Inevitably, someone would forget and something would come up missing. Mary or Jim would go to Lucky's toy box in the basement and there the treasure would be, amid all of Lucky's favorite toys. Lucky always stashed his finds in his toy box and he was very particular that his toys stay in the box. It happened that Mary found out she had breast cancer. Something told her she was going to die of this disease, she was just sure it was fatal. She scheduled the double mastectomy, fear riding her shoulders. The night before she was to go to the hospital she cuddled with Lucky. A thought struck her...what would happe
For The Los And Lettes
Don't Be Making Google Eyes At Me (or Google Ears In This Case) . . .
For anyone who has heard about this but didn't believe it, here you go. Google talking about how they want to put microphones into all computers . . . for MARKETING purposes only . . . (Uh-Huh!) Developers from Google's research laboratory presented a paper (PDF version - about interactive television applications that leverage ambient audio analysis at the Euro Interactive Television conference last week. The research paper, which describes a system for providing contextually relevant web content for television consumers, received the best paper award. The described system uses a computer microphone to analyze the audio being emitted by a television, and uses that data to determine what show the user is watching. The system can then provide the user with web content that relates to the show: We introduce four applications for mass personalization: personalized content layers, ad hoc social communities, real-time popularit
I Agree . . .
ďI do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I donít mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I donít mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling all that I am capable of doing but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding.Ē - Anais Nin
New Pics!!
i posted new pics up. go look at them and let me know what you think.
Free Writting Before Bed. Its A Little Bd/sm
If I knew in the begining that there would be an end, would I still be led down the path I followed? Yes. If there was a story to tell, what chapter of my life would want to be read aloud? As with every one in life, mine is as interesting as the next. If a movie would be made of my life, who plays the part? When do I have a retake? When do I yell Cut? Action? where are my extras and happy ending? Am I a drama? Tragic romantic comedy? Has there ever been a woman of your dreams in your dreams? Who is she? Where does she come from, what do you know about her? What do you do to her. Do you hurt her. Do you hurt her the way she likes it. Is her tears her joy? are her paniced tourtured screams of no really her begging for more? When do you stop? How do you stop? She is yours of course. You may punish her for all of her filthy sins of pleasure. She wants it. SHe likes it, she wants more. Look at her on the floor. Ankles bound together with stained rope, yet she does not try to break free.
I Just Want Yall To Know...
i don't know why girls always go for the asshole instead of the good guy. they hook up with the asshole then come cry'n to the good guy sometime later. i am just sick of being overlooked for someone that has no respect for women or these guys who are just want'n to get laid... it is BULLSHIT. well i think this rant has gone on long enough...
LMAO that sure didnt take long lol posted and bam told to move it as it is nsfw :P lmao What are ya blind?:P cant see anything for that hat lol
Good News!!
hi there everyone and ty to the person who invited me to join CT... i have been all over this site trying to get the feel of it and have yet to accomplish that LOL im half asleep writing this so pls excuse the subject and the title...thats all i could think of at the moment. well i need some coffee to wake my lily white butt up, so i'll write more laters
True Love Dies...
If Microsoft Were Gm
Microsoft should make cars, GM should make software: At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating the following: "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would be driving cars with the following characteristics: For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would accept this, restart, and drive on. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart; in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. Only one person at a time c
Happy Holidays
A Ganster Love Story
Message: Message: Baby i love you -Thug: yeah i know everyone does! -Baby: really? -Thug: yeah... everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday -Baby: oh... but am i only your friend? -Thug: no... youre my girlfriend... why? -Baby: so when i say i love you i really do mean it -Thug: yeah i know you do mean it... its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz i know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. -Baby: ...... -Thug: so wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anni? -Baby: yeah... where? -Thug: i dont know... maybe movie then dinner? -Baby: ok -Thug: ill pick you put after i get off and get ready ok? -Baby: ok. what time do you get off? -Thug: in 2 hours and then i gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... -Baby: aye... i thought you didnt have work today... -Thug: one of
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Silverchair-without You
Miles Away There's hopeless smiles brighter than mine And I need for you to come and go Without the truth falling out. Old incisions refusing to stay Like sun through the trees on a cloudy day You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat But it melts in the sun like a life without love And I've waited for you so I'll keep holding on Without You(2X) Telephone Socially scared and impaired If the trees will bloom the wind can blow Without the fruit falling out Old incisions refusing to stay Like sun through the trees on a cloudy day You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat But it melts in the sun like a life without love And I've waited for you so I'll keep holding on Without You(2X) Feels like the wind blows Holding you with us She takes no other False light and ashes Blooming like winter You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat But it melts in the sun like a life without love And I've waited for you so I'll keep holding on Without You(3x)
My Lust Quotient
Your Lust Quotient: 66% You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you! You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You Have?
Slade Ftw
Well, I was right. I have a baseball sized cyst on my left ovary. I called my insurance company and well, my insurance is so limited that they wont pay to have it removed. If it ruptures, I could get an infection or bleed to death. If it doesn't then I'll be ok for a while. just in a lot of pain. I may lose the ovary, but we won't know until they can get in there and see. This is my second one of this nature. When I gave birth to my second child I had a huge cyst removed from my right ovary. I am a little scared, worried and hella pissed!I am going through all of this alone and I really don't like it. I am fearful that i will be here alone with the girls and something bad will happen. Oh well.. chin up is what everyone tells me. I am trying to think positive and send my positive energy out into the universe. Let's hope it works! maybe I should move to Canada!
Muses Have Been Many And Not All Good !
THE WAGES OF SIN Destroyer of my hopes and dreams your hate is endless as it seems to me you are evil incarnate living lost, alone and full of hate your existence has became a living hell a fate you have earned all to well you won the battle and lost the war now you are nothing but and old whore lost your looks and your soul nothing can ever make you whole the murder of my character you did achieve lost is your victory. yourself you did deceive live on in pain and know the truth you can not pretend you have your youth and know that you failed in your task my soul is my own in this victory I bask you could not wreck me and drive me down you came out the fool and look like a clown the tighter you held on the worse it became now all of the pain is yours alone to claim so here is to the loser a toast and the end to one came out without honor or a friend By R. Thomas Dinsmore In Love with the End She walks the fine edge dancing bet
A Favorite Holiday Memory
A Favorite Holiday Memory Patricia Salem -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The holidays can be a hard time emotionally for some people. I know what that's like because my husband died right before Thanksgiving in 1968. It was a very hard time. But one of my favorite holiday memories is from that first Christmas. I was feeling overwhelmed because I missed my husband terribly. I was alone with three children to raise, and there were a lot of difficult business matters to deal with that I knew nothing about. I didn't think I could face the holidays on top of all that. One day I went into my bedroom, knelt down, and told the Lord, "I just can't do this!" And as I poured my heart out to Him I began to look through my Bible. I found in Isaiah 54:5 that God said He would be my husband, and in Psalm 68:5 that He is a father of the fatherless. I took hold of His Word and began to declare it. From then on I decided I wasn't going
The Tenacity Of A Puppy
The Tenacity of a Puppy Lindsay Roberts -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I once had a little puppy, part Pekingese and part Poodle. He was so persistent! I remember a time when he got hold of an exposed tree root, and I watched him as he pulled on it. I admired his tenacity. I thought, Bless his heart, he thinks he can move that whole tree! Before he was finished he had that small root pulled right out of the ground. He even pulled the root loose from the tree! Watching him reminded me of when my mother used to say, "Lindsay's like a puppy to a root." I'd say, "What does that mean?" I learned it means that like a puppy to a root, when you grab onto something with your faith, you don't let go until you are successful in achieving what you're striving for. Even when adversity comes and you don't see immediate results, you hold on and you don't give up. James 5:16 describes tenacious prayer. It says, The effectual, fe
Even More On Relating Rightly To The God Of All Grace
Even More on Relating Rightly to the God of All Grace The God of all grace... Not that we are sufficient of ourselves to think of anything as being from ourselves, but our sufficiency is from God... He is also Mediator of a better covenant, which was established on better promises. (1 Peter 5:10; 2 Corinthians 3:5; Hebrews 8:6) If we are going to live by grace as God intends, we must get to know "the God of all grace." As we get to know Him, humility and faith develop in our lives. They are relational realities. They become real in our lives as a result of getting to know the Lord better and better. As we walk with the Lord in humble dependence, we are living by the grace of God. The Lord gives grace to the humble (1 Peter 5:5 and James 4:6), and faith accesses grace (Romans 5:2; 4:16). The scriptures indicate that there are many ways to relate rightly to the Lord in humility and faith. In our previous meditation, we saw that living by the Spirit and living by resurrection power
Shallowness Is So Annoyin .....merry Christmas Every1!!
if theres one thing i truely hate it is people who are too shallow .....see everyone can be shallow at times but theres a lot who are alwayz too into themselfs ....such as this girl who is tryin to get with my brother .....he has a few girls who are tryin to get with him but this one truely annoys me .......she thinks she's perfect and the hottest thing ever ...she even messaged me when she found out 2 of my very good friends wanted to get with my brother and was like "he shouldn't like them because i'm so much hotter then either one of them" this comes from a bitch that looks like a beaver ....but as i alwayz say u can't compare a weed to a rose my 2 friends are better lookin ...everyone thinks so ......hell i get annoyed when my own brother thinks he's all hot and shit when ...ewwwwww...anywayz ...the girl that i was talkin about is nasty ...for one when she was here she was all over my bro and grabbin him (in more ways then one) and shit ....i would never do that infron
You Bring Out The Sparckle Of
You bring out the sparckle of the light in my eyes. That brighten up every time you are arond me, And I'm around you. You make my eyes sparckle as bright as the moon and starts shine at night.You toched my heart, To make it shine my eyes so bright. That the rightness gets brighter and brighter each day we are around each other, and in each others arms, Day and night.
I Have More Proof
I have just found a picture of the woodchuck leader Osam Ben Woodchuck Funny Videos Keep an eye out for this fat bastard so we can stop his rein of terror
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A Soldiers Christmas
Zacharias The Blue Eyed Messiah
sometimes I wish I was more like you brilliant mind with out a clue I'm in love with your passion your fire The flames If I reached with my heart would it burn me the same if I reached with my hand would it burn me the same the words on your tongue with the spurn on my name Forsaken angel with hell on your wings with ice blue eyes that freeze you've frozen my heart in your hands that's all my blood on your hands envelope me with all your pain I'll blanket all your fears love is a stain and I can not wash my hands
70 Things Yay
70 QUIRKS ABOUT ME - 01. Initials: DAC 02. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Megan and Sammie 03. Last thing you ate: chicken sandwich woot 04. For or against same sex marriage: i'm am for same-sex marriage.. as long as both chicks are hot ROFL. i have no problem with same-sex marriages.. just don't bring it to me damnit!! lol 05. I say Shotgun! You say?: Wedding, Shotgun, Wedding, Shotgun, Weddingggggggg (have to leave thissssss lol PATD wooo) 06. Last person you hugged?: Kenny at work after we danced in the grill area rofl 07. Do you believe in God?: Not really, but i think there is some kind of higher-up 08. How many U.S states have you been to?: 7 or 8 09. How many of the U.S states have you lived in: 1 lol 10. Ever lived outside of the US: nope but i would like to.. 11. Name something you like physically about yourself: umm, i would say my eyes 12. Something non-physical you like about yourself: i'd say i have a descent sense of humor
Two Great Ideas
Two Great Ideas First Great Idea Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. __________________________________________________ Second Great Idea: Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's There and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying t make a better life for themselves. If they refu
A Season Of Giving
This is the time of year when we all begin to think about what we are going to get. After all, "Tis the Season". To balance that we are also reminded at this time of year that "it is better to give than to receive". But we must first learn to be givers. One way to learn is by example. To learn to be givers we should look at the Giver of all things; God. Not just God the Father though, but God in all three persons of the Blessed Trinity. The Father's Gift The most important gift God gave us the precious gift of life. To each and every one of us He gave a special and unique gift of our own life. We are the one species in all of creation who are capable of appreciating the amazing fact that we are alive. God gives us this gift freely and without reservation, because in conjunction with our life he also gave us free will. Without life, free will is meaningless. We can choose to honor Him for the gift of life we have been given, or we can choose to ignore God's part in our life. And whe
A Christmas Carol -charles Dickens-chapter 1 - Marley's Ghost
A Christmas Carol Charles Dickens Chapter 1 - Marley's Ghost Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it. And Scrooge's name was good upon 'Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail. Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail. Scrooge knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be otherwise? Scrooge and he were partners for I don't know how many years. Scrooge was his sole executor, his sol
I'm through with standin' in line at clubs I'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win this life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be (Tell me what you want) I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me --(So what you need)-- I need a a credit card that's got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club At thirty-seven thousand feet --(Been there done that)-- I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My own star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me (So how you gonna do it?) I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name [CHORUS] 'Cause we all just wanna be a big rockstars and Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't e
Christmas Leave
will be gone for a couple of days but still feel free to come and rate and comment id like o be leveled up when i get back thnx hawk
20 Dec
Its 20th of 12th and i am in London I guess you guys call it 1220 but that wouldn't have worked.... this air filter, just cos its called a 60-1220 doesn't mean it is funny or amusing in any way Anyway, it's nearly time when I have to say, open your own god damn windows, go on my hols and stuff. So... Merry Christmas Everyone!
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The unforgiving nights will never separate me from you. You draw me closer with every word you speak. Even though you don't know. When i talk to you, your voice carries me into your scent and takes me on a journey. One day i will hold you close to me as i dream of today. My feelings will never cease to exist and my mind will never drop you onto forget-me lane. You are the one i am dreaming of my sweet darling. ~~Jennifer~~@
Early Morning.
When the sun broke out at dawn. My heart was broken, my soul was torn. My heart beated fast, my legs are weak. I looked at him, i could not speak. Reaching out, i held him close, those were the times i loved you the most. I could not bear not seeing him again. It gives me so much sadness, so much pain. What would i do without him? Who will be my next-of-kin? Slowly i began to weep, with tears rolling down my cheek. my mind drifting back in time. Oh how i wished the clock would rewind. The happy times we spent together. I could not think it would have been better. How, I am sitting by your side. I seem so helpless, i want to hide. I hope that someday we will meet once again, to write many new songs again and again, but for now, in my heart i know for sure you will ne my angel for evermore. (C) Copyright. Angel
My Feelings For You
I sometimes lay in bed at night and think of you and i cant believe how fast your making my dreams come true. it's unbelievable how i've fallin in love with you so fast and all i do is hope and pray it will last. so many questions are floating in my head things that i think about when i lie in bed. how did i get the chance to find some one so great was this just my luck or is this actually fate? but all that really matters is that we're together and it wont be just a fling it'll be forever. everything i've said i meant from the bottom of my heart i love you baby, and nothing will tear us apart.
Santa Is A Man
Santa Is A Man In reference to "Santa is a woman" Santa is a man. It is precisely because Christmas is an "organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal" that Santa has to be a man. Delegation... that's the key. Just imagine if a woman was trying to delegate all of those tasks and obligations to her underlings. Christmas would be as ambiguous as the spring equinox. Nobody would know what day of the year we were going to celebrate it on. It takes a man to organize a commercial event as huge as Christmas. What with the ads, the parades, the football, and (usually) the basketball, the sheer immensity of the task would overwhelm most females. We'd have to plan football schedules around lunch instead of the other way around. Or worse yet... there might not be any football at all. (Shudder) That's a scary thought. If Santa was a female, the toys might never be delivered. It would take a she Santa until New Year's Eve to get dressed (for the third time) and out
15 More Reasons Santa Must Be Female
The Top 15 *Other* Signs Santa Claus is Actually a Woman: 15. Santa *remembers* it's Christmas. 'Nuf said. 14. Reads children's letters in office instead of in bathroom. 13. Never explains what exactly you did to deserve that coal in your stocking; if you have to ask, maybe that's the problem! 12. Employs little people in a sweatshop and co-hosts TV talk show, "Regis and Santa Lee." 11. Despite the closet full of red coats with big black belts, *still* insists she has nothing to wear on Christmas Eve. 10. "Mrs. Claus" wears work boots, has a crew cut, and drives a '68 El Camino. 9. A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice. 8. Actually seems to shake like TWO bowls full of jelly. 7. Bowl full of jelly, my ass. It's water retention. 6. Constantly whining about equality until it's time to clean out the reindeer stalls. 5. Matching shoes and belt? Only a woman would accessorize a pantsuit like that! 4. No guy would ever
Weird Al Interviews K-fed.. This Is Hilarious
Hold My Heart♥
Lift your finger to my lips Don't let me talk Just let me kiss Run your fingers around my ear Let me listen Don't let me fear Brush your fingers through my hair Don't let me be scared I have my soul to bear Glide your fingers down my back Let me stay focused Don't let me get off of track Stroke your fingers across my belly What's on your mind Don't be shy to tell me Roll your hands around the curve of my hips Don't play any games Don't pull any tricks Caress my legs with your fingers Let your love grow Don't let it linger With your hand, hold my heart Please don't bruise it Or let it break apart.
Naughy Or Nice..
Have you been naughty or nice? If you would like to be placed in my new albums, one labled naughty and the other labled nice... Let me know which pic and which lable Naught or nice... I will take requests now..until tomorrow afternoon. Then the person who can prove in comments they are the nicest or very naughty will receive a gift from the CT shop. The one who is the Naughtiest by Friday will receive An official Cherry Tap Keg The one who is the Nicest by Friday will receive A Romantic Vacation This is all in fun so I hope you enjoy.. Remember let me know Which folder you want in and which pic you want to use. Merry Christmas/Feliz Navidad Dark Princess ~Dark Princess RedMex~@ CherryTAP
What Is A Veteran
What Is A Veteran? by Marine Corp chaplain, Father Denis Edward O'Brian Some veterans bear visible signs of their service: a missing limb, a jagged scar, a certain look in the eye. Others may carry the evidence inside them, a pin holding a bone together, a piece of shrapnel in the leg - or perhaps another sort of inner steel: the soul's ally forged in the refinery of adversity. Except in parades, however, the men and women who have kept America safe wear no badge or emblem. You can't tell a vet just by looking. What is a vet? A vet is the cop on the beat who spent six months in Saudi Arabia sweating two gallons a day making sure the armored personnel carriers didn't run out of fuel. A vet is the barroom loudmouth, dumber than five wooden planks, whose overgrown frat-boy behavior is outweighed a hundred times in the cosmic scales by four hours of exquisite bravery near the 38th Parallel. A vet is the nurse who fought against futility and went to sleep sobbing every ni
Dreams Of Darkness
I see demonic shadows, floating in the darkness, waiting me to fall a sleep, searching a moment of my weakness... Shadows of death, inside my head, this outstanding pain, in my brain... Flames of hellfire, in my eyes, smell of death, in my nose... Molten seas of hell, this demonic smell, someone is casting a dark spell, holding me in the hell... by SorrowMan
Hello. I'm an absolute train wreck. Please to be climbing aboard.
Sexual Talents
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at
My Sign ... Lol
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and donít hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at
Am I Good Or Evil... Let's Find Out
Yeah... welcome to the battle inside my head! Are you Good or Evil? You are half evil, and half good. The perfect balance! 'Are You Good or Evil?'(
Christmas Present
Would you get me a Christmas present? Just click below, and you can "buy" me something cool this year! Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys
Playing The Part Of The Vegetable Today... me! Because damnit, I deserve it. Just ask Jason :) After weeks of psychotic parents, tons of homework, a clingy little boy who's missed his Mommy, and no sleep, I'm offically relaxing today. And since one of my favorite shows when I was a kid is on for 8 hours today, I'm relaxing in front of the TV with Dylan, lol. Best bet to get ahold of me is to call the house; I probably won't be checking the computer terribly regularly. Wish me luck in my exploration into the realms of couch potato!
Happy Holiday Cherry Tap Friends
If I could like Santa Claus, I would wish you all individually a Merry Christmas and like Father Time a Prosperous New Year!!! But since I am mortal moder technology made it this much easier..TO ALL OF YOU MY FRIENDS HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from
Shop Til You Drop
More shopping today!! :) And then going to some gurls house for supper! lol Should be a good day! My hair turned out kick ASSS all I did was re dye the blonde and its Blonder? does that make any sense? lol Anyways... Im gunna get some Baby Phat earings :) And maybe a coat!... Plus I gotta get some more x-mas shopping done!! hmmm. Its not very nice out tho... dark and rain.. :( but its still warm!! I dont wanna go back to the cold lol dammit.. I talked to my sister last nite :) I missss herrrr lol Show her some lovin :) Shes a hottttieeeee hehe Sweet Lady@ CherryTAP Anyways more later! Muahhhhh 69th Angel xo
Guys Heads Up,,,,
Guys heads up, a warning from a friend of mine................... A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 20 or 21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Rona. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wa
For Those That Care...
My toe is almost better! I broke it 8 days ago and it hurt like shit until today. It's still a bit swolen and slightly purple, but it feels a lot better and I can actually walk on it without pain now. Secondly, most of you know this already, but I got my nose pierced the other day and it's fuckin' awesome :D It doesn't hurt any more so I just need to make sure I keep it clean so it doesn't get infected. I'm gonna get my ears or eyebrow done next (after I pay off all my bills and such of course). Adios for now.
FRIENDS VS REDNECK FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food REDNECKS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. REDNECKS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REDNECKS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REDNECKS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REDNECKS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REDNECKS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. REDNECKS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. REDNECKS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. REDNECKS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REDNECKS: Will look at you
Your Lust Quotient: 77% You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you! You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You Have?
Terror And Islam
The war on terror is in reality a war against Islam. The terrorists are acting on fatwas issued by their religious leaders, who are in turn guided by the quran. We will never be able to win this war until we recognize who the enemy is. Democracy can not be imposed on a people who do not believe that their god allows them to decide their own fate. Islamic countries, all of them, from Iran to Somalia, need to be invaded, subdued, and put under martial law until all vestiges of this corrupt faith are destroyed. The god the muslims worship, called Allah, is none other than the prince of lies of the Judeo-Christian faith, who twists the truth to serve his own ends.
To All The Lovely Cherrytap People
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I've Been Really Good!!!
You Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled with Money You've either been really really good this year... Or Santa is trying to pay you off! What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?
It's Official. . .
It has now been over a year since I have been laid. What a sad, sad thing.
Merry Christmas
hey all got new pics up and nsfw pics of me and hubby so ladys on my friends list u want to rate commnt on him be my guest ok thaks all that alreay have.
These cuts become scars upon my soul, Inside I know I canít take much more. Slice me open inside out Leave me here to bleed about. Iím stuck here in a cage, Sunk to my knees in a fit of rage. These wires sink into my flesh, I know with pain Iíve been blessed. The eyes, they stare, inside out I wonder what itís about. Everythingís wrong with me, nothingís fine Please let our hearts untwine.
Bloody memories and salty tears, Encasing all my inner fears. My heart is frozen, my lips are shut, Within my soult here is a cut. You used a knife to place it there. To see your face I cannot bear.
Crimson tears slide down my cheeks, regret they lack, Of those morning I want to go back. Iíd take her pain and keep it close So much more than I can say for most. She slipped in it with an Angelís ease, The seizures took her to her knees. She bucked and kicked upon the floor, I hope this pain she sees no more. Memories haunt her seizing thought, Of her rapes I hope she forgot. I went through it long ago, The imageís stick like a memory slide show. They pass along before my eyes, Over it, Iíve had a million cries.
Why you left me Iíll never know more, You left me outside your heartís bedroom door. You stole the key and locked me out, What the hell was that about? Iím crying and pounding upon your heart door, I wish for a miracle to reach your core. I stand alone as my gaze you flee, You left me alone, something short of me. No longer will I never be whole. A part of me you have stole. Parts of me and pieces of you, Sewn together with much ado. Stitch by stitch you ripped us apart, Itís hard to believe you have a heart. Pain has consumed me inside out, Relationships I will always doubt.
Youíre like the blade and Iím the mere paper, I wish these feelings would all just taper. You cut through me with your laughs and your lies, I wonder if itís all just a guise. I sit and cry and wonder why, Suicide kisses I must defy.
Iíve torn my heart open, Iíve sewn myself shut, My weakness is I canít do much. I feel so alone, so grave and bear, Iíll pay my fee for being me. These scars will stick, theyíll never heal, I tear my heart open just to feel. Iíve been damned from the start, Please donít toy with my broken heart. Iíve lost it all once before, All the pain Iíve had to bore. My spiritís sunk, my life is drained, Iím tired of playing this stupid game. Iíll end it now and be done, Iím sick of giving you all your fun. You take pride in my hurt, you take joy in my sorrow. Take this gun, letís play your game, Shoot me now. End my pain.
You walked into in my life as if on cue, I wish I knew how to thank you. You took my hand and held me close, Itís so much more than I can say for most. I came to you broken and battered, You responded with a simple smile, murming to me the pastíll never matter. Youíve got me now and itís all okay, No one will I have to obey. You calmed my fears and erased my tears, Never again will I turn to those years. Our time together didnít last, Youíre now a memory of my past. I thank you still for what you did, You never treated me like a kid. Iím afraid this is goodbye, Please turn away, donít watch me cry.
Always near, never far apart, Thatís where youíll be, always in my heart. A helping hand, a quiet heart that hears the simple words cried out in the dark. Arms always open, mouth always closed, I know youíll be there even when time goes. Youíve always been there, that I canít deny, I want to be with you forever, Until the day I die. So take my hand, hold me close, And never let me go. Remember Iím your girl, youíre my man, Nothing has to go. Itís us forever, always you and I, Always near, never far apart, Lovers Ďtil we die.
Me ? A Vampire ? Lol
You aren't sure where you came from. Perhaps your sire did an embrace and run. Or maybe your sire was an outcast himself. Either way, your powers are unique and really don't belong to any clan...or maybe a little from each. Because you of these circumstances, you aren't really sure where you belong. You tend to wander and do a bit of soul searching in your eternal life. Maybe some have a while after all. What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?
New Year
Happy new year to all my cherry family and the new ones I will make this coming year, come by and see me and lets chat!!!! Can't have to many friends love ya all
Today... I Wish You A Day Of Ordinary Miracles
Today... I wish you a day of ordinary miracles A fresh pot of coffee you didn't have to make yourself. An unexpected phone call from an old friend. Green stoplights on your way to work, Church, or shopping. I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in... The fastest line at the grocery store. A good sing along song on the radio. Your keys right where you look. I wish you a day of happiness and perfection-little bite-size pieces of perfection that give you the funny feeling that the Lord is smiling on you, holding you so gently because you are someone special and rare. I wish You a day of Peace, Happiness and Joy. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in too much of a hurry and t
Vertical Horizon-you Say
Here in the light It burns you up inside Here in the shell of a sun We echo on Too much listening Not enough living Chorus And you say What did I say What did you say We just Go away Go away Go away It helps you out Knowing I'm left out Locked in a box with a light That won't shine Turn it on and wait for Someone to come Chorus I'm here now Waiting Holding on to reasons Wasted I faced it Watching you deny me Here in the light It burns you out sometimes Here in the shell of a sun We echo on Left alone forever All alone together Chorus ------------------ Vertical Horizon - You SayMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com
today was long, and I am tired! the kids woke us up early, but I could have sworn I had just closed my eyes. stood with tradition and never left my pajamas, went everywhere in them. no make up, no doing of the hair (well, I brushed it) other than that, I was beyond as lazy as I could get. I did get a new digital cam for the holiday, so I spent all morning taking pics of family memories and all that. Hubby had to work tonight, and now that the kids have kissed me goodnight, I think I shall make a nice cider and brandy and relax on the old computer until my eyes are so tired I can't see straight!
This Is A Friggin Test.
I have some dirty blogs on my other profile i'm willing to post them here, so don't get the wrong idea and msging me thinking i'm going to fontfuck with you... It gets kinda old...
Im Sorry! :(
This is a very busy time at work for the next two weeks because of factory shutdowns but dont give up on me cause Il be back! Il miss our chats and comments but it cant be helped. Love all of you! :)
Need Your Help
hello my friends at ct just have a little favor to ask i have a friend here that is trying to win a contest and i want to see if you can go to her profile prettypeabug and help here by commenting on her it would be a lot of help Thanks a lot
My Card
You are The Sun Happiness, Content, Joy. The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent. Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way. The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you†your†day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
My Tarot Card
You are The High Priestess Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education. The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
Personal Ad
If I was going to ever write a personal ad, it would be like this. A friend found this on a site and it's awesome!!! ================================================= On a first date: I will not put out, although, upon cessation of said date I will violently rape my Rabbit and envision your hands and mouth all over my body. We may discuss this in the future, if I decide you're worthy of more conversation. In an effort to further my not-putting-out goal, I will not shave and will wear mis-matched socks. Just remember this if you respond to this ad, we go out, and you are having dirty thoughts over dinner. UNSHAVEN/MISMATCHED (just repeat it to yourself. You may be surprised how quickly wood will disappear) I will engage you in conversation, perhaps shock you with hilarious stories of my past. I may use "big" words, and I refuse to dummy down for anyone. I will make you laugh, assuming you have a brain and the personality to "get it". I won't order a salad, no
The Storm
The Storm Friday evening and the weather channel has us under a storm warning, you and I are sitting cuddled up on the sofa, your arms around me and my head on your chest. I am a bit restless and a clap of thunder just manages to make matters worse. You know what this weather does to me. The alert comes across the bottom of the screen that there is high winds and hail heading our way so we run to the garage to find a cover for over the windows of the truck, have to protect it. I donít know how we did it but we managed to get held up in the garage winds wailing away at least 60 mph and the hail beginning to beat down on the car and the truck, so we stay in taking refuge in the garage. Darn it is hot in here. You smile yeah it is maybe you ought to cool off So just how do I manage that one. You come closer and start to unbutton my blouse, do you really think that is a good idea. You are cooler arenít you, yes and no was my reply. You look into my eyes and touch my cheek with your hand.
Lol Figures.. Smurf Names
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Who am I? I am I. Who are you? You are me! Why can't I get it straight? No! Why can't I see it straight? Shaft! We can't let you, we can't let you go. Shaft! Shaft! Shaft! Shaft! I'll get a new one, then! I take a look, a look around, gas limited. I take a look around, I tell myself I live again! I take a look, a look around, gas limited. I take a look around, I tell myself I live again! Why can't I get it straight? No! Why can't I see it straight? Shaft! We can't let you, we can't let you go. Up until this day; I take a look, a look around, gas limited. Up untile this day; I look around, I tell myselfI live again! Shaft.... where's Lorena when we need her? -------------------- Incubus - ShaftMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com
A Wish
Sometimes I look up at the stars at night, Wishing that you were holding me tight. I hold back the tears before they slide down my cheek, Praying to God to keep me strong, not weak. I make a wish in the deepness of my heart, that soon we'll be together, not so far apart. I think of all the good times we have shared, I want you to know that I'll always care. I want you to hold me and never let me go, I miss you and love you, just thought I'd let you know.
Precious Tears
No words are enough... to take back the precious tears that your beautiful eyes have shed, the eyes that were once smiling and I... and I made them cry. I'm really sorry for everything I've done or said, It's useless taking back the tears... but returning the smile to your eyes... I'll try with all MY soul and tears.
Fawlty Towers - Manuel!
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Deftones-around The Fur
Hey vanity, this vile's empty, so are you Hey glamorous, this vile's not god, anymore - yeah Speak, speak. I don't get it, should I ignore the fashion or go buy the Book, book. I don't want it, I just want your eyes fixated on me Coming back ohh Coming back around the fur Prostitute, climb back down, from the floor Please don't fuck around, and die like this, 'cause I lover her. Speak, speak. I don't get it, should I ignore the fashion or go buy the Book, book. I don't want it, I just want your eyes fixated on me Coming back ohh Coming back around the fur Speak aw, that's so sad you're back, i don't wanna get pissed off but anyway. Come on, came so far, i'm here to stay, just one more vagabond. Speak! You're a liar! You're lying, i don't care about, Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! -------------------- Deftones - Around The FurMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com
Save Money And The Environment! Lol
Mistakes Women Make With Men
Subject: The 10 Love Mistakes Women Make With Men... The 10 Mistakes Women Make With Men That Prevent Them From Finding Mr. Right... -------------------------------------------------- The 10 Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU Probably Make With Men - And What To Do About It... Here Are The Top Reasons Why Women Cheat Themselves Out Of Living The Love Life Of They're Dreams- And How To Make Sure You Avoid Every One Of Them... Mistake #1) Betting Your Love-Life On His "Potential" Do you know any women who want the man they're dating to behave differently? Of course you do. And just like me, I'm sure you have friends who date guys who don't have much going for them or who don't treat them very well. Somehow these women always have an excuse for the guy's shortcomings. What's going on here? It's actually very simple. Women (and men) don't base their choices of men on how "nice" or "good" someone is to them
When Are U Coming Home
Fad Or Not To Fad
ok i know i rambel alot but please tell me someone wha is it with all the fads on CT? first it was radio shows and then morph pics and now its CT weddings? getting married to someone on CT so you can have it in your name and even radio or some lounges even have them broadcassted? i mean common next thing youll have CT divorces and then even CT births? ok can we say its jerry time on here? i mean im not a coot or anything but common. whats the big deal? i guess im just gonna be a old fart like the old lady with tons of cats rather than getting married on here. well not cats bc im more of a dog person.. oh well to each there on i just think its a bit coot is all. oh oh i got it.. heres the next fad we could all start... we could have an auction off ppl for dates or so forth lmao. .....nah lmao oh my you have just got to love CT. atlest i can say the imagination is better here than on myspace thats for sure. woohooo hahaha.
Screw 2006
So I am going to start by saying that yes all I am really going to do is bitch, but sometimes you just have to vent, and I am in need of a serious change of luck. In the last three weeks, I have had to replace a toilet, been without plumbing for three days, refrigerator went out, have a friend who is getting divorced staying with us, and he decided it would be a good idea to screw another one of his friends wife, so the other husband is stalking our house to "get even with him", garage door spring broke, due to my incompetent boss I didn't get my bonus, and last but certainly not least on Christmas Eve my neighbor dumped his fireplace ashes on his compost pile against our fence thus starting a fire that engulfed our fence, at least I got to celebrate with the fire department. I realize that in the grand scheme of things the are all small issues, but do the really have to happen all at once and cost so damn much? So I am going to start drinking now and not sober up until Januar
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New Years Weekend....
I don't know what I'm doing my friend wants me to go to Vegas but it is hell over new years in Vegas..So I guess I will enjoy the weekend and hope this year will get better. I just hope that everyone has a great weekend.. please be safe out there!! Happy New Years
Private Screening
The balcony of the Tivoli Theater was paradise for a movie lover. The noise from the patrons who sat below was completely inaudible, and the situation of the screen in relation to the balcony seating enabled a viewer to take in every inch of the frame, savoring the carefully composed pictures that danced before them. Those were all important considerations to Karen, a devoted cinephile for whom the atmosphere in which she saw a film was as important as the artistic merit of the film itself. But there was one luxury the Tivoli balcony possessed that no other theater could lay claim to. The rows of seats had been laid out with twice the leg room of any other theater she had ever visited. And now, as she lay slumped in the seat, legs splayed out before her and hands in her lap, that simple design element was more important than all the free popcorn she could eat. The film unspooling before her had been heavily touted as a landmark in erotic cinema, but she had found it to be ro
Nut Busters
Crotch Portrait Study1 by =kengriffin on deviantART Pastel on Pastel.
Badly Drawn Girl
Yeah Sucker badly drawn pin up by =kengriffin on deviantART Pastel pencil on paper
What Color Flower Are You
You Are a Red Flower A red flower tends to represent power, seduction, and desire. At times, you are loving like a red tulip. And at other times, you're very enthusiastic, like a bouvardia. And more than you wish, your passion is a bit overwhelming, like a red rose. What Color Flower Are You?
Searching for the open door, to take us back just like before It's not too late, no it's not too late What we've done, and we've been through, says it all, what's left to prove You can't throw away, oh, what's here to stay. Darling, I love you forever, believe me, I love you forever, forever my love. Today we laugh, tonight we cry, flip the card, and can't decide Heads we win, tails we lose Who's to say, what's wrong or right, and through the tears the truth will shine It's all I can do, babe I'm gonna stay with you Darling, I love you forever, believe me, I love you forever, Darling, I love you forever, forever my love. Forever, my love. Forever my love. Forever my love. And there in my heart. forever my love.
One Last For 2006
Blog time! Met some really kick ass people here. Been talking with my ex a lot more these days. We've made our peace and get along great. The last year has helped me appreciate my brothers (all of them) a hell of a lot more. 2006 has seen gfs come and family go. Jobs pass me by and new knowledge of driving acquired. It's seen legal battles with big businesses and huge victories for the little guy. Edition after edition of my books LOL Tons of blog-age-ness. Several mumms. A few good parties and several great nights. When I look back at 2006 I dont think of how my life has hit bottom but of the select few months I was happy with Ang where, for a short period of time, I was king of the world with nothing. I think of it as a constant reminder of how I'll always get beaten down before I get up better then before. Begin a new chapter for TDS, begin a new chapter for me...
Who Am I Kidding
Well i thought that this year would be different. I guess not I'm lonely like I was last year, I'm sad cause the guy that I'm talkin to is too busy to see me this year again...for the 3rd year in a row. It sucks majorly. My pals haven't talked to me in weeks and I've been stuck here at home sick. I need to find some other people to hang out with or something. Or even get involved with someone else cause this guy is treating me kinda wrong...but when the summer comes around he's all lovey with me and everything...and he wants me to be wating for him. I do wait cause I'm a good girl and I feel like I'm just waiting for something that might not happen....I might need to just move on
well so far my new year has sucked ass.. i went to bed early... i wasnt feelin good.. stupid cold.. lets see... i wake up at 430am to a text this morning from a stupid ex.. sayin so do you want me in 07 baby?... haha right... the guy i like hasnt talked to me... yea so this day has pretty much been fucked up... great way to start off the year.....
The Story Of My Life
my body so numb my heart so cold you left me by myself with every tear in my eye you have no feelings you are so damn cold you will never leave my mind you will always be with me till the end my life so lost my heart so broken my eyes so blind but i still care i think i may love you but you dont care about what i feel with just one snap i wish it would be the same my heart so cold my heat so broken i realize you were my life my world and now it will never be again
Funny Stuff
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy...Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharon Stone
A Great Porn Flick Can't Go Without A Great Name, Such As...
A great porn flick can't go without a great name, such as... Got Milk? The Dykes of Hazzard Group Therapy You Gotta Lick It Before You Stick It Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang Feels Like The First Time I know Who You Did Last Summer Bust A Nut Knocking On Betty's Back Door Make My Kitty Purr Sleeping with Seattle Bent-Over Backwards Filling Up Frances Making Mona Moan No Butts About It The Cunning Linguist Driving Mistress Daisy Must Be This Tall To Ride All You Can Eat Dirrrty Laundry Handcuffed Hos Humping Helen I Love Loosely Masturbation Mansion Mount Rush More Rough Rider Screwed Shitless Southern Hospitality Taste The Rainbow Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me Backdoor Sluts Daddy Does Dallas Finger Lickin' Good Nuttin Honey The Loin King Barbie Meets Dick and Bob Everything Is Bigger In Texas Next! Swallow 'Til The Last Drop That's A Lot Of Pounding Whole Lotta Rosie Wonka's Willy and the Hershey Highway 2 Handed Fister 3 Men And A Kitty All Up In Y
The Tear...
A single solitary tear rolled down and fell upon her bare breast. That very tear, made of water, salt, Love, Pain & un-ending devotion, sent shivers thru her body. Her Heart, gently wrapped in the soft blanket of His eternal Loving Care & Nurturing Guidance, Provides her, the Life intended as her destiny. As He cradled her in His arms ... Her Head, bowed ever so slightly, her silken hair covered the crimson scars across her Naked Back, she could barely breath as she Whispered these Words, filled with Honor, Love & Pride of being Owned by Him, being property of her only OneÖ As They silently drifted off into Blissful sleep, a single Kiss from her lips, Dried the tears still filling HIS Eyes. Living, Two as OneÖ ForeverÖ ďTo Live My Life by Masters Plan I place My Life in Masters Hands
Please Look In His Eyes
The Drug Dog
Subject: Drug Dog A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the >>> plane when >>> another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador >>> Retriever in >>> the middle seat next to the man. >>> >>> The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the >>> dog is allowed >>> on the plane. The second man explained that he is a DEA agent and >>> that the dog >>> is a "sniffing dog". His name is Sniffer and he's the best there >>> is. I'll show >>> you once we get airborne, when I put him to work." >>> >>> The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says: >>> "Watch this." >>> He tells Sniffer to "search". >>> >>> Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very >>> purposefully >>> next to a woman for a several seconds. Sniffer then returns to its >>> seat and puts >>> one paw on the agent's arm. >>> >>> The agent
Less Then A Month
Well the time is getting closer now. I only got 22 days left until my boy leaves for basic. God I have no clue why or how I keep putting myself through all this. I just went through it from May to October and now Im gonna go through it again. This time we know it will be for at least six months...but I'll be honest I dont think he is going to make it through basic cuz he isn't gonna be able to pass the PT test but I try being positive for him. Part of me doesn't want him to make it through basic so I dont have to worry about him getting deployed but part of me wants him to make it cuz I know that is what he wants and I know why. He is always tellin me no to think of how many days there is before he leaves and to enjoy the time I have with him but when I only get to see him once a week and all its hard not to think about how lil time is left. Plus he doesnt realize how fast the time we have left will go and how slow the time he is gone will seem. I do cuz well yeah I just did it
* * * Recall Bush * * *
* * * RECALL BUSH * * * Bush Poisoned 1 Million Veterans With Radioactive Waste Over 3001 Dead American Veterans in Iraq Because Bush Lied Over $450 Billion Dollars has been thrown down the toilet in Bush's Iraq Fiasco Mothers don't let your children join the Army, because George Bush has dumped 4.5 Billion grams of Radioactive waste all over Iraq. Yes, American weapons are tipped with Uranium a deadly radioactive poisonous material in defiance of the Geneva Convention. The usage of poisoned bullets and bombs is a direct violation of the Geneva Convention and is a WAR CRIME. 350,000 or almost 3 out of every 5 soldiers that served in the first Bush Iraq War is now out on DISABILITY because of Gulf War syndrome. During that First Gulf War Only one tenth of the poisonous and deadly radioactive Uranium was spread in Iraq as in the Current Bush Iraq War. This Time a Bush has spread 10 times as much destruction. Thanks to George W Bush If you serve in Iraq you will breathe, ea
My Sister N Law Died!
H-town - Knockin' Da Boots
Under The Blades
Under the Blades by Dakoth Devir © It was Saturday. This evening had always been the time to put aside the world and enter into His fantasies, be they whips, or wax, or ice, or whatever flights His fantasy might take. All she knew was that He had not harmed her and that she enjoyed it all. She knew the ritual of preparation well, she bathed, never taking a shower before a scene. She cleaned herself thoroughly. She knew Master liked a clean body for play. Then she dried off and headed for the Dungeon in the nude as she knew clothing was never allowed to her in the dungeon. She walked slowly to the room T/they referred to as the dungeon not knowing what to expect. The door stood like a sentinel blocking her from the reward or punishment awaiting her. Her pulse was racing and nervous sweat appeared as if by its own free will on her palms and upper lip from the knowledge that He was waiting inside for her. She wondered why as her mind started to speak to her. "Foolish girl what is ther
Welcome To The Black Chemical Romance
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The Darkest Nights
For so long I have felt alone Content to live with unrest Longing faded into countless nights That buried my weary heart But You brought an end To this dead hour And meaning to a calloused life Held in Your arms But too far from my heart These thoughts will carry me through The darkest nights While Your eyes rest in mine I remember the way You looked at me And the way You drew me cose With one deep sigh Scattering pieces of my restless mind Forgetting all that we have left behind
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Haylift To Save Snowbound Cattle Where Was Haylift For Katrina Victims
Haylift to save snowbound cattle Where was Haylift for Katrina Victims ??? ( Oh ! I forgot there was no money to be lost by the cattle Barons letting Katrina Victims starve ! ) Hay lift aims to save snowbound cattle - Weather - Address: 389942/
Even with the world's greatest blender, you just can't get an elephant into a matchbox.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year to everyone, friend and foe! I haven't really made a resolution. I am continuing with goals I have already set. I would like to get a lot accomplished this year and it will most likely be an expensive and busy year. Goodluck to you in your resolutions, goals and dreams!
Stolen Car
> An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out > woman on a busy > boulevard...Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just > in front of him. He did the right > thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he > could have beaten the red > light by accelerating through the intersection. > The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the > horn--screaming in frustration as > she missed her chance to get through the > intersection. As she was still in > mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked > up into the face of a very > serious police officer. The officer ordered her to > exit her car with her hands > up. He took her to the police station where she was > searched, finger printed, > photographed and placed in a holding cell. After a > couple of hours, a policeman > approached the cell and opened the door. She was > escorted back to the booking > desk where the arresting officer was waiting with > her personal effects. He > said, > - "I'm very
When Somebody Loves You!
For My Friend Susan
Lessons on Life There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away. The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer, and the youngest son in the fall. When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen. The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted. The second son said no it was covered with green buds and full of promise. The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen. The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfillment. The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life. He told
Can't Find It
makes me a lil upset i can't find a good song to listen to maybe i just listen to music to much who knows any sugestions?
Stripper Song
Your Stripper Song Is Closer by Nine Inch Nails "You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no Soul to tell" When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?
Nights Of Silence
Those long nights of dreaded silence. The raw, burning scream chafe at my throat and heart. Screams that come out as whispers. The anger and resentment that has created the bitterness inside myself, slowly dissolves leaving a trail of hate that will never leave. The worst isn't over The acke now comes. That incredible, overbearing sadness that sufficates and chokes. I lay silent staring at the bare wall. I act calm and collected. Peaceful. But inside my weary body, I am drowning, screaming for help. The feeling of hopelessness washes over, for my pleas are ignored. My face wrinkles. I feel old, tired, and used. With a sigh, I roll over onto my other side and try to shove the pain.
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I Cant Take It Anymore
Im so fucking tired of being sick Its making me miserable & to top it all off, Im supposed to be getting tattoos tomorrow. One of them I will have to wait on Cant tattoo a throat when the person is choking to death , right? Anyways, as soon as one or both of the tattoos get done, ill post pix.
Start Over
START OVER When you've trusted God and walked his way When you've felt his hand lead you day by day But your steps now take you another way ... Start over. When you've made your plans and they've gone awry When you've tried your best and there's no more try When you've failed yourself and you don't know why ... Start over. When you've told your friends what you plan to do When you've trusted them and they didn't come through And you're all alone and it's up to you ... Start over. When you've failed your kids and they're grown and gone When you've done your best but it's turned out wrong And now your grandchildren come along ... Start over. When you've prayed to God so you'll know his will When you've prayed and prayed and you don't know still ... When you want to stop cause you've had your fill ... Start over. When you think you're finished and want to quit When you've bottomed out in life's deepest pit When you've tried and tried to get out of it ...
Why Can I Not Follow You Now?
Why Can I Not Follow You Now? Peter said to Him, íLord, why can I not follow You now?í óJohn 13:37 My Utmost For His Highest Cover About this cover There are times when you canít understand why you cannot do what you want to do. When God brings a time of waiting, and appears to be unresponsive, donít fill it with busyness, just wait. The time of waiting may come to teach you the meaning of sanctificationó to be set apart from sin and made holyó or it may come after the process of sanctification has begun to teach you what service means. Never run before God gives you His direction. If you have the slightest doubt, then He is not guiding. Whenever there is doubtó wait. At first you may see clearly what Godís will isó the severance of a friendship, the breaking off of a business relationship, or something else you feel is distinctly Godís will for you to do. But never act on the impulse of that feeling. If you do, you will cause difficult situations to arise which will tak
Info On Gangrel
> > I No longer have the documentary support for this, but in My childhood, it was reasonably common knowledge that the Alchemist Paracelsus had the aid of at Least two Gangrel, either of whom he referred-to as his "dark-ling god-ling", while his erstwhile Ally and latterly enemy, Caliogstro had the aid of at least one "tame god-ling", a Tzimisce who at one point was named as "CZymour" or "CZymoun", I forget which. Caliogstro survives the encounter with Paracelsus, bit only at the cost of the Life of CZymour. At that point, The Gangrel tell Paracelsus he'll "have to wait a couple centuries, for our next aid, the price of having killed Kindred, even enemy Kindred". > > That's all I have in memory, now, thirty years-on, but I hope it is a helpful thread. > > Kindly, and Blessed Be as I try to again sleep, > > ^Uyraell^.
A Tribute To All Bikers
A TRIBUTE TO ALL BIKERS: I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our
Because I Need To Console Myself......
I believe drinks are in order. Okay, okay, so my "dumping" is just an excuse to get intoxicated. My girlfriends and I are gonna go have a few "farewell and buh-bye" toasts. Anyone have any recomendations???? We're taking drink orders now, lol.
The Inheritance
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter than men.
Question For All That Read This
For all of you that have read my poetry do you think i should go back and start entering it in contests again?
How Well Do You Know Me?
My name: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I smoke: Do I drink: When is my birthday: What was your first impression of upon meeting me: Do I have any siblings: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: What's my favorite type of music: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you consider me a friend/good friend: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): What is a memory we have once had: Have you ever hugged me: Do you miss me: Do you think i miss you: What is my favorite food: Have you ever had a crush on me: If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: What's your favorite memory of me: Who do I like right now: What is my worst habit:
Give Me
Give me love, don't take it away from me 'Cause you and I can live in perfect harmony Oh baby, oh baby, don't take it away from me I am tired of living all by myself Reach out for live don't leave it laying on the shelf Oh baby, oh baby, don't take it away from me Love me, need me Love me just a little bit more Take me, hold me Love me like you loved me before Call me and I'll be knocking on your door So love me just a little Love me just a little bit more Take my hand and I will lead the way To find the road which led us to our dream that day Oh baby, oh baby, please let me lead the way Stay around, don't turn your back on me Before we know it all will be a memory Oh baby, oh baby, don't turn your back on me Love me, need me Love me just a little bit more Take me, hold me Love me like you loved me before Call me and I'll be knocking on your door So love me just a little Love me just a little bit more I have tried to live without you I have trie
I Have Lost My Internet For A Few Weeks
I have lost my internet connection for a few weeks. I should be back on around the 20th of this month. I just want to say hi to all my good friends at Dave's Hideaway. I will see you guys when I get back on.
As the days go by, i wonder sometimes what i am getting up out of bed for, a day full of nothing, no one to be with, be alone it getting harder n harder to be. I wonder if i will ever find happiness in my lifetime?
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A Very Sad Day For A Redmex Family Member
Our King Phsyco2 (Daniel) Has lost his father today 1-6-2006 Please stop by and pay your respects and show him our love. This man means alot too me. Please show him some support. Thank you. physco2@ CherryTAP Shelia
Eat It.
Emotional yet cold, yeah that's me. I'm sorry to ignore you, I'm simply serving my life sentence in quiet misery. I don't wish this life on anyone so go be merry and enjoy your cake as you eat it.
Married to these invisible walls around me. I'm unable to think outside the box. I'm restricted to my vices until I find a way through it.
Every Day, Every Night
Every day I wake up and ask myself if I can really do this again, if I can really handle knowing my baby is around so many other gals for so long when we can't be together. Every night I go to sleep telling myself I can. Some how throughout each day I once again convince myself that I can do this. It's going to be hard and I know I'm going to want to hide until you come back some days but in the end I also know that there's nothing our love can't get through. You being gone is just a small obstacle that has been thrown our way to see just how strong we are as a couple. I hope I am right and that we can make it through all of the things that are put in front of us. My heart is going to be with you no matter what baby and you know that if you ever need anything I will do everything I can do to make sure you get it. All it took was one night of being with you and I realized that its you who I want to be with even though things will get really hard especially if you end up being dep
Blood And Oil: How The West Will Profit From Iraq's Most Precious Commodity --the 'ios' Today Reveals A Draft For A New Law That Would Give Western Oi
Blood and oil: How the West will profit from Iraq's most precious commodity --The 'IoS' today reveals a draft for a new law that would give Western oil companies a massive share in the third largest reserves in the world. To the victors, the oil? That is how some experts view this unprecedented arrangement with a major Middle East oil producer that guarantees investors huge profits for the next 30 years. 07 Jan 2007 So was this what the Iraq war was fought for, after all? As the number of US soldiers killed since the invasion rises past the 3,000 mark, and President [sic] George Bush gambles on sending in up to 30,000 more troops, The Independent on Sunday has learnt that the Iraqi government is about to push through a law giving Western oil companies the right to exploit the country's massive oil reserves.
Hit Man
Hit Man Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing, enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can s
Not bad advice, To: ex-Floridians, present Floridians, and future Floridians or those who Know a Floridian. We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you're Going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar blob Out in the Gulf of Mexico and making two basic meteorological points: (1) There is no need to panic. (2) We could all be killed. Yes, hurricane season is an exciting time to be in Florida If you're new To the area, you're probably wondering what you need to do to prepare for The possibility that we'll get hit by "the big one.'' Based on our experiences, we recommend that you follow this simple Three-step hurricane preparedness plan: STEP 1. Buy enough food and bottled water to last your family for at Least three days. STEP 2. Put these supplies in to you r car. STEP 3. Drive to Nebraska and remain there until Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, statistics show that most people will not follo
Not My Key.
The universe shakes with the laughter of ignorant humanity the floors echo with their sentiment. They're the meat filled middle of every Armani suit. They're in every SUV. They're in every Mc Donald's. They're in every facet of the mechanism that is television. They own multi million dollar corporations. They own the smallest shacks in the woods. You tell yourself they won't live long enough to breed... at least, you pray they dont. You pray they wont make it. You seal that prayer with blood everyday. You seal it by burning to live, by waking up and breathing everyday so maybe they might not have a future... like you might not. Or like they have sealed yours already. Oh, these new Yuppies with thoes small jokes, that winded laughter hah. Just laugh with them. Pretend like you're harmless. Keep them at ease. You know the sayings... thoes old proverbs. All you can say (under your breath) is: Have a nice death. ...
Go Caltech!!!!
I just want to give a Kudos to Caltech. The Caltech Beavers finally ended an 11 year losing streak in NCAA basketball, a 207 game losing streak! Apparently, Bard College in New York is just what the doctor ordered to cure those losing ways, they went down 81-52, of which, not one of those basketball players for Bard had a chance with the cheerleaders.
Sexual Talent
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at
Tears Unselfish...
Man Oh Man, I have got to stop watchin so much CNN before bed !!! Try to understand that withought a copy of Funk & Wagnalls propped up in yer lap (LOL) Now, if you'll excuse me I have an understandable poetic headache !!! IMspidey/M.M.
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Go Suns!!!
When I'm feeling down about watching the playoffs yet another year with my Cards out of the mix...... all I need to do is watch my Suns! 2007 NBA Champions??? Quite possibly baby!
Glow Baby Glow
Someone Has Too Much Time On Their Hands Literally
Happy New Year
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Toilet Sign
One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't , the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agre
I Need Your Help
I losing real bad in the Darkest contest and there only 3 contestants..this is sad...helppppp!!! Click the photo above..I need comment bombers...
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Chain Of Love { Kalvin Jones}
I had a chain around my heart I had it pulled so tight if anyone ever tried to enter I would put up a fight I had a lock around my love I threw away the key How could I love another soul when I didn't even love me? The chain now lays on the ground For my heart you found the key you taught me to myself be true to love me for me I see the world more clearly now I have love now in my soul I found a spot for you to fill you made my life be whole When I look into his eyes, it seems all the problems in the world go away and I'm floating in mid-air.In my thoughts of you there is an underlying love that is present in every word, every glimpse I hope you feel it as I do, for it is what I am and ever I will be.Before I sleep and after I wake up and all the hours in between ... you occupy my mind. So, practically every moment of the day you are in my thoughts. I miss you.It's not just a physical attraction, I love him for every single thing he is. Every word he says, ever
Reflection Or Rejection
Romans 4:5 However, to the man who does not work but trusts God who justifies the wicked, his faith is credited as righteousness. Justification is Godís act whereby He declares those who have trusted in Christ to be as righteous as His Son is righteous. Salvation is not based on our works. Do you know what God sees when He looks at me today? He sees Jesus Christ. Perry thatís arrogant. No, itís not. Itís the Bible. I am in Christ and therefore God doesn't look at my sins. Friends, think of what you were when you were called. Not many of you were wise by human standards; not many were influential; not many were of noble birth. But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. He chose the lowly things of this world and the despised things and the things that are notóto nullify the things that are, so that no one may boast before him. It is because of him that you are in Chr
Freak Test
I SCORED A 113. HOW FREAKY ARE YOU???? Do not be alarmed if you find out that you are a freak!!!! Have You Ever: 1. Had sex? (5pts.) 2. Oral sex? (5 pts.) 3. Swallowed cum? (5pts.) 4. Practice bondage, or Sadomasochistic behavior? (5pts.) 5. Had anal sex? (5pts.) To orgasm? (5pts.) 6. Had sex with someone of the same sex? (10pts.) 7. Had sex with more than one person at a time? (10pts.) 8. Had sex with more than one person in a week? (7pts.) 9. Used sex toys? (7pts.) 10. Bought a dirty magazine? (3pts.) 11. Watched a porno? (3pts.) 12. Been in a 69 position? (3pts.) 13. Had phone sex? (5pts.) 14. Masturbated? (5pts.) In a public place? (5pts.) 15. Had sex in a public place? (5pts.) Park? (1pt.) Subway?(3pts.) Alleyway? (2pts.) Train or bus station? (3pts.) 16. Gotten carpet burns? (3pts.) 17. Participated in an orgy? (10pts.) 18. Watched someone having sex? (7pts.) 19. Had sex with others watching you? (7pts.) 20. Sucked or licked your own
Your Not Alone.... For Bulletins
I'll always be here, No matter what you say, Don't let go, It's gonna be ok. Don't hold back, I'm here for you, Take my hand, I'll pull you through. I need you, Just like you need me, You can't let go, I couldn't set you free. You're like my little sister, You mean a lot to my heart, I'm always gonna be there, When you fall apart. If you start to slip, I start to slip too, Because it kills me, To know of the pain you go through. I'd take it all away, And live it today, You say you want to go, But I think you should stay. I have full faith in you, I know you can hold on, Take some of my strength, Don't cry all alone. I'll dry your tears, Hold you for a while, I can't promise to make you laugh, But I can try to help you smile. You're my precious gem, Part of my whole life, You're there when I need you most, Helping me through my strife. And I wanna be there for you, So baby, please hold on? Because you have got my hand to ho
Scared Of Dark
You scored as Your scared!. your scared! well somtimes i would but wow thats pretty bad unless of couse your small.But if your 10- wateva thats pretty bad!Your scared!58%your not scared!54%are you scared of the dark?created with
How Smart Are You Quiz Off Testariffic
how smart are you flat out genius Ok, theres not much I can say here accept congratulations! There is noone smarter than you. Well, except the few others who made it here. I mean Im just gonna leave it at that. Im sure your much too above what I could say.
Red Neck Church
"Redneck Church" You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." (Love it!) You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the choir is known as the "OK Chorale". You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory. (Must be in Kentucky) You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... Baptism
The Difference Between A Pretty Woman And A Pyrate Queen
Since I moved into this neighborhood, I've made it a habit to frequent the 7'11 down the block. Yes, I know stuff costs more there, but it would cost me the difference in gas to go somewhere cheaper. So I happily fork over the $4.95 for dish soap, and $6.95 for toilet paper. Besides, the twenty something kid that works there, "Justin" according to his name tag, is in love with me. Where else could I go and get the ego busting attention I feel that I so richly deserve? Shameless, I know but it beats hanging around outside the men's locker room at the fitness club. Tonight, he asked me how old I was. Being the intelligent woman that I am, I did not resist with false protestations about asking a lady her age. Instead, I lied. Flat out lied! I looked him right in the eye and I said, "I'm 55." I was prepared for his response and I got it in spades. "Fifty five??? As in 5-5?" His mouth dropped open in naked admiration. I nodded sagely and gave him my famous "come hither" P
Looking For A Friendlier Place To Go In Poplar Bluff?
Hello and Happy New Year to everyone. Just wanted to get on here and let people know of some good alternatives to Scooters II Dance Club in Poplar Bluff. There's a place called Shenanigans Sports Bar & Grill. It's behind the gas station (across from Dollar General) on Hwy 53 in downtown Poplar Bluff. I caught word that it has moved or will be moving to Dexter, but it is still a good place to go. Another good place to go is the new W Club, located on Hwy W about a mile past the overpass to Hwy 60 on the left. It's a new and developing bar/club, but it is really nice. Get your friends together and help make this place the spot to go..........spread the word!!!! If you're into a small bar scene with a lively atmosphere, go to Bootheel Saloon on Hwy 142, south of Briggs and Straton. It's small, but it's a friendly place without all the drama and fights that you may encounter at other places. Both the owner and the bartender are very friendly and treat everyone like family. All t
How Will You Die Quiz!
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).Disappear93%Gunshot73%Bomb73%Natural Causes60%Posion53%Disease47%Eaten40%Suicide33%Suffocated33%Accident33%Stabbed
Missin My Cj
here is why i'm missin my cj: cj: im going to jail pinky: what? why? cj: awol my paper didnt go through like i thought and my last unit thought i went awol and untill they fix it i will be in jail pinky: baby cj: what pinky: give me ur digits....i want to hear u say it....i don't want to read it cj: i have to go i will call u when i get a chance ok pinky: baby pinky: tell me u love me cj: i love u pinky: i love you too pinky: i'll be thinkin about everyday and that is the last of him i will hear for a while
What Song Are You
what song are you? You must be 69 eyes - "Lost boys"You love to hang out with your friends, go to shows and stuff. oh n btw...Do you like Bam Margera? Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Common Courtesy
I feel the need to add on to this. I look at all profiles and read them thouroughly. Men and women alike. It seems that alot of people on this site have lost one certain aspect of life though. Common courtesy. I mean is it really that hard to say thank you to someone who has shown you the respct and praise they think you deserve? If you dont like someones profile that has looked at yours, thats fine, but if that said person has showed you some praise, be kind in return and say thank you. Ok done with my ranting lol
Dont Know
I dont know how to do this lol Its my frist one..and i dont know how many people are going to read it but owell i dont know what to do my bf is going back to jail on monday and it pisses me off...and he'll be in there for 2-6 months or maybe even longer You would think i was used to this but he's in rehab and angermanigment.. He did major drugs and drank alot and you can see he did some bad shit now he has to pay for it and aswell so do i but thats all i know for now
F-14 Tomcat Flight
>Below is an article written by Rick Reilly of Sports Illustrated. He > >details his experiences when given the opportunity to fly in a F-14 > >Tomcat. If you aren't laughing out loud by the time you get to "Milk > >Duds," your sense of humor is seriously broken. > >"Now this message is for America's most famous athletes: > > > > > > > > > > > >Someday you may be invited to fly in the back-seat of one of your > >country's most powerful fighter jets. Many of you already have . John > >Elway, John Stockton, Tiger Woods to name a few. If you get this > >opportunity, let me urge you, with the greatest sincerity... > > > >Move to Guam. > > > >Change your name. > > > >Fake your own death! > >Whatever you do . > >Do Not Go!!! > > > >I know. > > > >The U.S. Navy invited me to try it. I was thrilled. I was pumped. I was > >toast! I should've known when they told me my pilot would be Chip (Biff) > >King of Fighter Squadron 213 at Nava
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~~ So True ~~
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime. Send this to every friend that you have on-line, including the person who sent it to you. If you get: 0 Replies - you may need to work on your "people skills" 2 Replies - you are nice but probably need to be more outgoing 4 Replies - you have picked your friends well 6 Replies - you are downright popular 8 Replies or More - you are totally awesome (and that's probably why you're on MY list
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Kray Twinz Feat. Twista & Leathal B. - What We Do
I have written the same fucking blog 3 times and every time it gets erased cuz cherry ass decides that my session has expired and it doesnt take me back to my fucking blog. I am so mad right now and on the vurge of a total emotional meltdown. ( Not cuz of the blogs, duh) I am tired of this indiscribable pain that I have been feeling in my heart for the past month. It gets worse and worse as time goes on. I am doubting him and doubting his love and his words. I want this pain to go away. I am being played, I just know it. Why? I have been so strong and so good to him and this is what I get in return? I just don't understand. No one does. No one ever will.
~~father And Daughter Talk~~
Father-Daughter Talk A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his. One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, an
For Those Askin!
About My kids...hopefully this will help :) The more I look around here the more I think people have forgotten the important stuff. How many of you know anything about your friends? Or have even sent a message asking? Perhaps we all are not just another pretty face. Behind every person here there is a life, a story and I am sure and interesting one. I don't open up to people. I try not to get close to people. Anyhow I thought I would tell whoever cares to read this blog a little about my family. I have 4 Children. Identical Twin Girls--Taylor and Tatiana they are 8 years old. Then I have my son Trevor who is 7. Finally I have a 3year old name Torie or as she likes to be called "George" (Long story ---think bugs bunny and the abomnibale snow man) Every one of my kids has some sort of delay or disability. Taylor is OCD(obsessive compulsive) she suffers from anxiety as well and is on meds to help with it. Tatiana has Mild Cerebral Palsy and some learning problems. She walks but he
Well, now i am 30, hmm, doesnt feel any different, but what does that really mean.??? I dont know??
Stick This In Your Love Mound And Smoke It Lol
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him find something. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few moments later the man deposit a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string onto the counter. The sales girl says confused " Sir .. i thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?" He says " You see.. its like this, yesterday i sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of ciggarettes and she cam back with a tin of tabacco and some rolling papers cause .. ' its so much cheaper!' So, I figure if i have to roll my own .. so does she..
Upside Down Pennies
a weary kiss on half a tic tac living life with two upside down pennies in my pocket the air smells fresh but everyday it's just as cold today i'm walking home alone ****** When you pick up a penny and it's on tails, that's 7 years bad luck. I wrote this when I was walking home from my very first french kiss. That day basically set the stage for next fourteen years of my love life, doing something sexual and then going home alone. Little did I know when I wrote it how true it would turn out to be.
Today Is A Good Day.
Double tall non-fat raspberry lattes Coffee Purple flowers One clove Two people And a sunny day. Make someone (Like me) Not want to run away. ** I scribbled this on a napkin while I was on a date sitting outside of Starbucks next to a busy intersection. The guy I was with and I were at the time both generally crabby people...but that day I felt good. :)
well my boyfriend just left...and i still dont know what to think. i mean he once again only touched me when I made him until just before he left. and tryin to talk to him about our relationship is like tellin a kid in a candy store not to touch. i dont want to just give up on him but damn he leaves in like 12 days and there is such a good chance of him being deployed right after AIT that if i dont know what he wants to happen with us i dont know if i can go through that much waiting. it will be hard enough knowing what he wants forget not knowing. all i know is ive about had it with guys who just dont know what they want or that think they only have to be sweet and show that they care when we first get together.....grrrrrr im so sick of always wondering.....
Long Rambeling Of A Delusional Mind......
So As stated I have no clue what to call this but I'm need to get some things off my chest. So here I am....Today totally sucked! Work was well odd.....I don't know what happend but it just wasn't a good day...but it happens tommorrow will better. Joe, well as of now I am not sending him emails, texts or calling him.....I'm waiting for him to call/text/email me. I know I know it sounds stupid...but I'm done putting out all the work and waiting like a fucking puppy for him. I'm done. If this goes to hell...then well jeri is single....and screwed we will see what happens this time. I don' t think I care but at the same time it hurts. I thought this time would be diffrent but I guess not. I don't know what it is about me and guys we just don't get along ! Oh yea so I could have done the stupidest thing I have ever done in MY LIFE! I told someone that I love that I was out of their life forver. So ummm's cold and i hate cold. I'm driving a super nice car
~~robot Bartender~~
A man walked into a very high-tec bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini, please." The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the "theory of relativity", "inter-stellar space travel", "the latest medical break through's", etc....... The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini, please." Again it was superb? The robot again asked "what is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and
Condoleezza Rice Says Iraqi Government Is On "borrowed Time"
Condoleezza Rice says Iraqi government is on "borrowed time" [The Bush regime is on STOLEN time] 11 Jan 2007 U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice suggested on Thursday that the government of Iraqi 'Prime Minister' [US-installed puppet dictator] Nuri al-Maliki was running out of time to restore security in Iraq but repeated her confidence in him. *LOL* Bush whore, Condoleezza Rice, disputes that a call for 22,000 additional troops to Iraq is an 'increase' or 'escalation.' Instead, she calls it an 'augmentation.'
He Made A Bad Move
Oh dear you want to play... Even after you were warned to go away... Oh well if you insist... Iíll make you wish you didnít even exist... Iíll let it out if thatís what you want? Or were the threats just a front? You see anything you can do to me I can do to you so much worse... You want to try and cause me pain? Honey I can and will make you hurt... I donít know who exactly you think you are... But you best fall back now, because you donít want to push me to far... I keep everything you should already know this about me... So you want to play? You were told to leave me be... Donít you have a suicide to threaten to commit? Ooooh was that a nerve I just hit? I told you to back off and leave me alone but you couldnít even do that... Follow through with your threats and you better watch your back... You see I may be all sweet when Iím smitten... But like most Iím outright nasty when Iíve been bitten... You keep pushing me and you will
Ha Ha Funny Naughty Joke
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone." The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back A few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wif
A Little Fyi
I won't be on for a little while I am getting ready to move (I will still be here in town...just going to a "nicer" house. So please don't think that I have forgotten any of you b/c that is not the case. Love you all and hope you have a great weekend!
for every step taken a wall comes into view with each breathe in the darkness seems to find its way through and taking a chance to let someone in a price you have to pay where can justice prevail? are we looking in the wrong places again? time may seem to be on our side but it is what you do with it makes things work not every person you pass stays they come and go just like the wind but when that same old fragrance comes around you remember who they are and where they came from no need to run or hide stand firm where you are this is a moment you that will last a lifetime
Me And You
I can't forget that night when we met as boy and girl living together In the dark your beauty extended in to the room as moonlight With shyness and fear you grabbed my heart, but kept me far Lightning bugs were flying out side like your silent desire Your earrings were glittering like little stars in the night You were covered by roses I couldn't find your sight I felt sleepy, but I didn't know why,then I opened my eyes I saw your hair flying all over my face You held my hand and asked me ' Can I kiss?' I said, ' We have a long night',and my finger held your lips You were so passionate to know how much did I love you I couldn't explain, because, I didn't know how deep the sea was, but I knew My love was deeper than the sea, longer than sky, more numerous than your hair Beloved, I care for you more than me, and my love is fair ' How much do you care?' that was my question You answered; you were unsure, but more than your inhalation Sudden
Happy New Year
May your troubles be less, your blessings more, and may nothing but happiness, come through your door in 2007!!
I'm alone alone with the sea the wind is rushing through my hair my problems are history this is the place where i really like to be my doubts are flying away so my mind is finally free to watch the sun goes down with someone who embraces me is such a lovely feeling the embrace, the wind and the sea unfortunately i don't live here so close to be free but maybe soonere or later this is going to be te place the place for you and me..
For Blue Eyed
If I could save you the pain I would I know the hurt and have understood I know what it is to love your pet to lose one in anyway is hard even yet remember that they are part of the family That is a pain that is so real to me the hole that they leave is never filled And the empty feeling that leaves us chilled To look for them and know they are gone See them in the mind at play on the lawn That loving nudge from a cold nose the tender looks as they lay in repose The joyful greeting at your return It would be inhuman to not feel the burn to know they are at peace and suffer no more May be the best that life has in store The love never leaves and through it they live It is the greatest gift that any can give By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Booty Contest
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Its My Day
On January 13, 1980 at 8:00 a.m. a 7.3 lbs Lee Ira Lench half Irish half European was born.. Four years later Lee Ira Lench was adopted to Linda and Stevan Davs.. and is now Know as Lee Thomas Davis.. Just thought you like to know...
More Poetry...
Now, I have to preface this by saying that one of my CT pals, actually did his "due diligence". He did some "research" on me (presumably to make certain that I wasn't on the FBI's Most Wanted list) and he found a poem I wrote in 1996. Incredible! I had completely forgotten this poem, and he found it for me. Additionally, this poem was written at a time in my life that was incredibly painful and heart-wrending. I won't bore you with the details, but after "re-discovering" it, after having forgotten about it for many years, I will share it with you. It was published in the New Yorker under a different title so my lawyer says it's okay to "copy" it here as 'Untitled'. In Tara's halls, harps echo; around doth ruin lie. Though far from home, we shall come there by and by. We wait as anxious children, for a mother, now no more, and we with arms outstretched in passion, reach toward that blessed shore. Our wait is never done, everlasting beyond Death. Alone, in haunted
Work On Weekends
And now you sit at your desk, surrounded by hardware that doesn't know what day of the week it is. It works like it always does. But you know. You know it's saturday. Nobody else is here. Not in the office, not in all of the building. How did it come to this ? Did you just get up and forget that friday was yesterday and on your way to the office mistake all the weekend shoppers as people on their way to work ? After a few hours you realize, that this is absolutely beautiful! The stereo is pumping louder than you ever dared when somebody else was in the building with you. You have air condition, free drinks, internet, the best job in the world that you get paid enormous amounts of money for. You get to be the lonely hero that saved the project milestone singlehandedly. Next saturday you will be just like the others and remember what a weekend is supposed to be like. But right now you love to be in the wrong place.

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