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4-1-0 Club
4-1-0 Club 2004 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (14 October 2004, Missouri) When Peter and Jesse wanted to see what their new ride could do, like many young men, they got more than they bargained for. It was all fun and games until the vehicle stalled. In most cases this wouldn't be a serious problem -- but Peter and Jesse stalled at 41,000 feet. You see, they weren't pushing the old man's car to the limit. They were flying a 50-passenger jet, a Bombardier CRJ200. Fortunately, there were no passengers aboard to share the fatal consequences. Jesse, 31, was captain of Pinnacle Airlines Flight 3701, and Peter, 23, was the co-pilot. They were transporting an empty plane from Little Rock, Arkansas to Minneapolis, where it was needed for a morning flight. They decided to see what that baby could do. Their fun began while ascending, as they pulled 1.8 G's in a maneuver that activated an automatic stall avoidance system. Then they decided to "forty-one it," take t

Tunnel Vision
Tunnel Vision 2004 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (19 March 2004, Virginia) Paul, 48, was an electrician for the state Department of Transportation (DOT). He and Charles were part of a 15-person crew assigned to replace the lights in the Hampton Roads Bridge-Tunnel. The crew would ride through the tunnel in a converted dump truck that had a ledge on the back used to hold tools during the procedure. DOT uses a different truck for each side of the tube, because the eastbound tube is three feet higher above the truck than the westbound tube. The taller truck had a tight squeeze returning through the westbound tube. Paul and Charles should have paid more attention to this fact. The crew had finished working on the eastbound tube. On the return trip to the tunnel office for their lunch break, Paul and Charles chose to ride on the high platform facing backwards, rather than climbing into the cab. This was in violation of safety rules. Paul and Charles learned one major

Booby Traps Trap Boob
Booby Traps Trap Boob 2002 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (November 2002, Belgium) A retired engineer booby-trapped his home with the intention of killing his estranged family, but died himself after inadvertently triggering one of his own devices. At first, police assumed that the 79-year-old had committed suicide, as he was found alone with a bullet wound in his neck. Then a detective missed a bullet by inches when he opened a booby-trapped wooden chest. Police beat a hasty retreat from the property and called in military experts. They deciphered an enigmatic series of scribbled clues to locate 19 death traps in walls, ceilings, and household objects. A pile of booby-trapped dinner plates was revealed by the clue, "Cheaper by the Dozen," a reference to a film in which a child throws a plate at someone's head. Police speculate that the the notes were intended to assist his failing memory. Other traps included numerous concealed shotguns triggered by thre

Whisper
if I whisper your name would you feel my love if I blew a kiss to the wind would you know the warmth if I say I love you in my thoughts would you hear me in your heart if I look at the sky tonight and shed a tear for my love for you would you see me crying in the stars above would you cry with me too if I whispered your name would you whisper my name....

Believe In Your Heart
Believe in your heart that something wonderful is about to happen. Love your life. Believe in your own powers, and your own potential, and in your own innate goodness. Wake every morning with the awe of just being alive. Discover each day the magnificent, awesome beauty in the world. Explore and embrace life in yourself and in everyone you see each day. Reach within to find your own specialness. Amaze yourself and rouse those around you to the potential of each new day. Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect; this is the essence of your humanity. Let those who love you help you. Trust enough to be able to take. Look with hope to the horizon of today, for today is all we truly have. Live this day well. Let a little sun out as well as in. Create your own rainbows. Be open to all your possibilities; all possibilities and Miracles. Always believe in Miracles.

Have You Had A "jericho" Experience?
Have you had a "Jericho" experience? Be strong and courageous! Do not be afraid or discouraged. For the Lord your God is with you wherever you go. Joshua 1:9 NLT Taking Jericho Imagine this scene for a minute. You're a captain in Joshua's army camped a few miles outside the city of Jericho. You've seen the thick, double-layered stone walls surrounding the city and armed soldiers guarding every entrance. You've heard tales of the fierce Canaanite army and their ability to hold their ground in battle. In the midst of all of this, an edict comes down from the upper ranks. Israel is planning to take Jericho. Actually, what the message says is that Israel has already taken Jericho, but Jericho just doesn't know it yet. The battle plan is really no plan at all. You're supposed to get your troops together and conduct a victory march around the city. Just once—for six days in a row. Then on the seventh day you're to march seven times around the city. That's when your soldi

Usefull Uses For Your Piece Of Shit Computer!
WELL THERE IS SOMEONE TELLING ME THIER PC IS A PIECE OF CRAP(COUGH KIM). WELL DO WHAT I WOULD DO, GO ON TOP OF A FIVE STORY BUILDING AND TOSS THAT FUCKER. TRY TO HIT CARS OR PEOPLE-CAUSE AS MUCH COLLATERAL DAMAGE AS YOU CAN. ITS FUN, I DID IT LAST TIME I HAD ONE-AND THE JOY YOU GET FROM IT IS LIKE WINNING THE LOTTERY!! GOOD LUCK AND MAY THE ANARCHY BE WITH YOU!

For The Friends Out There...
keeping in mind that this is a place where we encourage friendships and friends must always stick together and help each other out, I'll quote a line from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. And I quote... "given a choice wether to betray my country or my friends, I would betray my country first" and in no way am I posting as an un-patriotic person, I love my country and my great friends I've made here but what I am emphasizing is that friends should always stick together no matter what. and those that need my help here contest related or whatever need merely to give me a shout. I'm not always here but I will do my best for you.

Paper Dolls
"A paper doll danced silently in the darkened room waiting for anyone to come and take her out to play. Too dress her in fine clothes and lavish her with sweet affection. She couldnt remember how long it had been now but one night someone came. Oh how they danced and laughed but as quickly as the night began it would end again." I can not help but think people are viewed like a form of living doll. Something to dress up pretty and show off to a group of friends...... to play with until boredom sets in and then poof they are forgotten. Shelved like the doll in the story or perhaps disguarded for the "new improved model"~ New and improved~lmao If I ever find this I will be sure to blast it all over the web. There is no new and improved just different issues at different times. I am not depressed or sad with this fact but more realistic. Have I treated anyone like the paper doll in this story? Nah...... why would I? Reality is you can only upgrade to the newer model

I Guess I Am A Gold Digger
You are 81% Gold Digger You're the biggest gold digger. You love the thrill and excitement of seducing someone to get what you want – MONEY. You will go to any lengths to get what you want. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Horny Scope Im A Cappy
HORNY-SCOPES (ADULTS ONLY) What the signs are like in BED! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship; it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on. They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power

What Year Do You Live In?
You Belong in 1962 If you scored... 1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! 1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! 1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day. 1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In? I disagree with the drugs part.

Polite Way To Pee
> The Polite Way to Pee > > During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: > > "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" > > Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." > > The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" > > Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." > > "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner > table." > > "And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" > > "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." > > The teacher fainted!

Hello/two Very Good Football Games
Hello. This is my first blog on here. So far this site is pretty fun and really amazes me. There are a lot of bells and whistles, but it is still pretty usable. There were two very good football games on today. The Bears did today what they've pretty much done the last half of the season, and that was survive. I think they will have another tough go against the Saints next weekend, and I think that game will be very good. I felt bad for the Chargers and Marty Schottenheimer. They never can get over the hump it seems. I hope Nate Kaeding (former Iowa Hawkeye) doesn't get the blame by missing a 54 yard field goal. All those turnovers killed their chances, and gave the Patriots the game. Well, this is a short blog tonight. Check out my myspace.com page at www.myspace.com/jwblhotmv and say hi.

I Could Not Ask For More - Sara Evans
Lying here with you listenin' to the rain smilin just to see the smile upon your face These are the moments I thank God that I'm alive These are the moments I remember all my life I've found all I've waited for And I could not ask for more Looking in your eyes seein' all I need Everything you are Is everything to me These are the moments I know heaven must exist These are the moments I know all I need is this I've found all I've waited for And I could not ask for more I could not ask for more than this time together Could not ask for more than this time with you And Every prayer has been answered, Every dream I've had's come true I've found all I've waited for, And I could not ask for more.

My Rules By Popular Demand Part 1
So attempting to come up with an interesting analysis of my own personal rules was an idea given to me. However I didnt realize what kinda job this was gonna be...THANKS COOKIE ya Popcorn Fart! LOL........ So here she goes I am gonna wing it. Within each individual there are a set of rules and regulations. Some predictable, others so complicated it could take days to understand them. Now rules like any can be set upon different aspects of origin. Some from the straight moral value of personality. Some from family tradition. Or ones like mine that are completely composed for protection. Being burned so many times in this life, there have come to be a form of technicalities that have to be maintained while indulging the respect of me. I never voice these expectantcies and will hardly ever let anyone know they exsist. I couldnt tell why. More than likely because it is a code of conduct I follow more than letting anyone else know they do too. These commandmants of me are simple, bl

This Is For Debbie
debbie i dont know what i keep doing to make you keep blocking me but if it's about the bullitens i write those cause those are how i feel. they are not towards you or your friends. just people i come accross with. so talk to me and tell me what it is ok? you ca at least do that right?

7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you

What Color Should Your Blog Or Journal Be?
Your Blog Should Be Purple You're an expressive, offbeat blogger who tends to write about anything and everything. You tend to set blogging trends, and you're the most likely to write your own meme or survey. You are a bit distant though. Your blog is all about you - not what anyone else has to say. What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be? Okay, I'm starting to get a little scared...my favorite color is purple!

Holy Shit...
I got a court date in 3 weeks.... Im proably going to be sent away.... I dont know 4 how long.... It suckz but u gotta do what u gotta do..... I'll keep u guys updated.... If u wanna know why.... Ask in a message.... Ight... Keep it real, CaiTLiN

My Last Quiz For The Day...
You Are 52% Feminine, 48% Masculine You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides. You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you. You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders. Are You Masculine or Feminine?

Whats Ur True Theme Song
Whats your "true theme song" ~PICTURES~ Pretty girl By;SugarcultIf you get told all the time your beautiful but you don't believe it. You can never find that one special person that you've been looking for...but your a pretty girl right? It does'nt make sense to you...if your beautiful but you always seems like theres no guys who like you...to you love is an excuse to get hurt...and don't worry your just like me. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Love
Love is for the birds.....Love is so over rated....I am all for being single and ready to mingle, but thats just it be single.... if you have ever been cheated on than you know what I am talkin about ....if you are the cheater than you might not like this....but I have been with my man for 5 years and love him dearly, sure its not perfect..but we(i thought) were working it all out....just found out that he has cheated on me for 2 yrs of that time....am i angry hell ya....should i leave him ..hell ya...but have I..????....it is hard cause I love him and I need everyones help out there to give me some advise...help me...

Professional Sports Players
alright..this might piss a few people off, but i really don't care, it's my blog..it's my opinions: Barry Bonds..just come out and tell us what we already know..yes you used steriods, you may have already runined your shot at the HOF (note, please look at what happened to McGuire) Mark McGuire..I know you don't want to talk about the past, but um, you didn't even get 50 percent of the vote, doesn't that tell you something? Saints vs Colts, yes that's my prediction and I'll be rooting for the saints. Oh, a sidenote to everything, in my opinion, and those of a few other college football fans..there will not be in my mind a true national champion until a playoff system is put into effect for college football. Yeah yeah..i know...BCS this and that..but sorry any team that is undefeated and has what was too me the most exciting bowl game deserves to be ranked higher than 5th. I probably set the record for the total time I watched the "national championship game" 4 minutes. T

Love
I thought I gave up Never to believe in love again After all he put me through But now I feel it Stronger than before Hiding deep inside For the fear of coming out Only to be thrown away My wall is up so high I dont think it will ever totally fall Yet somehow you get in Found away around it I wont say "I love you" But I will say this much My love is returning Along with my beleif Of love being real

What...
What is going on? Suddenly what we thought was harmless Has turned into something much more powerful And with much more feeling What do I say? To let you know Just how I feel Without coming out and saying it What do we do? So we dont feel lost Yet dont hurt them Or ourselves What is going on? What do I say? What do we do? The three questions I keep asking myself

Airframe
Airframe Michael Crichton's Airframe is a story around an accident aboard a trans-oceanic flight, the manufacturer of that plane, and the investigation of the accident. It is a fast paced story filled with shifting alliances, backstabbing, and television twisting the facts to sell a story. Well, anyhow it’s a great story, could hardly put it down….i may write more later, but today time is short BTW; if you don’t know Michael Crichton is the author of Jurassic park, Congo, Eaters of the dead (the thirteenth warrior), and Sphere.

Good Morning Eh?
Just out of curiosity do I lead you guys to think I am into this shit? I try and be a nice friend and this is what I get in my Messages!I deleted the dood and if any of you others are thinking on sending me any messages like this remove me before I make an example of you on my blog. It is in the top 20 and ppl will see it. Edited to add..THIS Is why I do not answer my shoutbox! What a great start to the day! from: ~~ ITALIAN TOY BOY ~~ date: 2007-01-16 03:27:39 subject: hello my friend :D read receipt: Yes replied: No block user I've just taken some pics of me selfsucking while i cum wanna see??

In Memory To All Who Have Fallen
This goes out to the military personnel who have served and fallen in past and present war conflicts, and will give up their lives in future conflicts as well. Something personal from me. May everyone rest in peace and their families be left with hope, that we have all kept our freedom and will to live on becuz of those who have fallen... God Forbid - To The Fallen Hero

Bush Backs Terrorists In Iran While Cracking Down On Terrorists In Iraq
NEWS MIDDLE EAST Exiles train to overthrow Tehran Al Jazeera witnessed a mock attack close to the Iranian border Washington has warned that it will not tolerate Iran supporting armed groups fighting in Iraq, but in the far northeast of the country Al Jazeera discovered armed Iranian exiles training to overthrow the government in Tehran. John Cookson visited members of the outlawed left-wing Kurdish-Iranian Komala group, in their base. The group accuses the Islamic government of persecuting the country's ethnic minorities. From their base the fighters cross the porous border into Iran to carry out attacks. Al Jazeera witnessed a group of highly motivated men carry out a mock attack on Iranian forces. Komala, otherwise known as the Revolutionary Toilers of Iran, was founded in 1969, and is affiliated to the Communist party of Iran but has softened its left-wing stance in recent years. The United States has become interested in working with the group and

My 2005 Song...
Your 2005 Song Is Beverly Hills by Weezer "My automobile is a piece of crap My fashion sense is a little whack And my friends are just as screwy as me" You breezed through 2005 in your own funky style! What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

What Kind Of Cocktail Should You Be Drinking?
Okay, I don\'t know where this one came from. I do not like coconut at all, in any way, shape or form. Anyone want to get me a better drink? What kind of cocktail should YOU be drinking? Pina ColadaIt\'s not often that you\'re able to get out, so when you do you tend to stick with what you know. You\'re outgoing and social, but not quite club hopper. I suggest you try a coconut and NEW pineapple & coconut hand treatment at my Body Shop at Home party on Saturday, January 27th at 7:00. I\'d love to see you there! If you can\'t make it but would still love to buy some great products, shop with me at www.thebodyshopathome.com/web/sisea. Take this test

The World Is A Stage
The world is a big stage...and we are like puppets in which we have a small role to play in it, and the question is do we choose our fate? Alternatively, fate chooses us perhaps. On the other hand, possibly, we were all fool by Society to think that there is no way out. As a result, they want us to accept the circumstances that are hindering us. We need more Positive, Motivated Deep Thinkers, as well as Mentors to help us become more knowledgeable on what is really going on in this reality world. There is a possibility that this will perhaps help us clarify some of our negative ways of thinking. T herefore, in whatever situation we might be in, at least we will have that positive mindset…in which we perhaps, will say; yes, I can do all things. However, it takes some of us a little longer to have that driving initiative to strife for the utmost challenges that is out there for the taking. In numbers, we are an influence to gear towards victory but in the few, we are just

Born Again
Divided we stand in the light of a frozen sun Cursing the Gods we have become We steal the fire from a sacred heart And bleed the wine unholy We fall in love with the serpent's song And fear nothing In the nightside of Eden We're born again - Dead "Forever we are Forever we've been Forever will be crucified to a dream" Deranged we're tearing away the petals of desire Learning the mathematics of evil by heart We deceive ourselves to start a war Within the realm of senses And descend to the circle number four Where we are nothing In the nightside of Eden We're born again - Dead "Forever we are Forever we've been Forever will be crucified to a dream"

Outline For 2008
Here we go, the Redneck/Doggie 2008 campaign follows the following basic outline. Quadruple the size of the standing military. Income tax becomes flat tax for everyone, with child/home owning and similar breaks given. Low and manageable. Basic 5 point immigration plan including all employers must match ss numbers to government data system, must be of legal status to wire money out of the country, triple fines for hiring illegals, cessation of all non essential government services (minus emergency health care, fire and police protection of course) and, an immediate ability to register for legal status, which decisions will be made based upon criminal record, ect. That way, those who have come here and worked hard and honestly can stay (most of them by the way) so that we're not sending someone back to hunger and severe poverty. Immediate disolvement and reorganization of the U.N. as a round table for negotiating only. Phasing out of min. wage laws, TO BE REPLACED by

Free
There's a place not that far from here Where people go when their dreams have died As I walk from it's faceless streets I must be the last one alive Where are you, you're not with me Numb my mind with this fantasy Watching people live and die on screen Where are you, you're not with me Where are you, I'm free You left me high and dry it changed me You lied to me and now I'm angry And if the sun comes in your room And awakes you from your vanity You wont find me "cause I'll be On top a mountain pissing on your grave Na, na, na... There's a place from where I just arrived And I escaped the last one alive Where are you You're not with me Where are you I'm free

A Song I Wrote
another falling tear There a moon that shines over you my dear I look up and wish to god that you were here So I could take you in my arms And partake of your charms Oops there goes another falling tear Oceans aren’t deep enough to hold my love And mountains aren’t high enough to touch the dove That carries on it wings sweet peace For only you give me release Oops there goes another falling tear Time will tell if one day I will hold you near And only then will I know peace forever here To taste your honey sweet lips And see that loving halo slip Oops there goes another falling tear I need to tell you all about this little fear And how these moments drag on just like a year To look deep inside those eyes And feel just like I won first prize Oops there goes another falling tear Maybe dreams come true and I will be with you And I can build the perfect life just for two Holding you in my arms so near And hearing what I longed to hear Oops there goes

1,000 U.s. Troops Urge Iraq Pull-out
1,000 U.S. troops urge Iraq pull-out 16 Jan 2007 More than 1,000 active-duty U.S. military personnel are said to have signed a petition calling for a full U.S. withdrawal from Iraq. http://www.upi.com/SecurityTerrorism/view.php?StoryID=20070116-112140-6061r

I Wanna
I did not realize how much I could love someone till I got involved with you...I feel things with you that I have not felt ever... Talk with you is so easy...I find myself opening up to you and not feeling nervous about it.... NEVER have I had a man I was involved with to be my best friend....well, I have that now with you....and it feels right..... You touch me deep inside.....I safe loved and wanted with you....I smile so big that I feel my face will be get stuck this way, but what i look to have stuck on me....heehee To say I love you is not enough....I adore you, I want you.....You are my love, my darling, my sweetie, my best friend, my dream, my present, my future.... I think of what it will be like when we are together....All I can see is happiness and love between us.....All who see us together will know without a doubt that we love each other.... I am looking forward to spending my life with you....I am looking forward to falling asleep with you next to me, waki

How Experienced A Kisser Are You?
How Experienced A Kisser Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 94% which makes you An Extremely Experienced KisserYou are a kissing god. Is there anywhere or anyone you havn't kissed. Keep up the good work, kissing and being kissed brings a smile to everyone's face.Find out how experienced a kisser you are at Quizopolis.com

What A Day!
Hi there everyone... Its been a long time that ive had a day like this...and its really making me feel really down about it all....and a bit worried. Well for starters it started alright, got up the usual and then had to print off my Accounting assignment...everything was fine up to then. I went into the office to fill in a 'front cover sheet' so that the office people will know who to give the assignment to and for the lecturers to their mark on it for us. Unfortunately i had written the wrong date on it! I thought that it was the 18th today, but unfortunately it is the 17th. It got me so worried becuase i could be marked down for it, could be marked as a late. Ive spoken to one of the office people and they said its alright, not to worry about it. But i still do. Now here comes the worse bit. I remember having my necklace on this morning...well its always there...but somehow, someway when i went to look in the mirror it had gone! Ive looked everywhere for it, it probab

Bye
For those who are on my friend list...I totally have to agree with all of you who say people are getting fake In here. So I gave in and let's see who really reposts this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. It serves to eliminate people who are trying to add "friends" like its a popularity contest in High School. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are.. Repost this if you are a friend.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
A funny for today =) 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm going to Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".. Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When someth

A Better Tomorrow
I never knew there would be a better tomorrow But you've come into my life and taken away all my sorrow My days of sadness are a thing of the past Because I have found true love at last My days of emptiness are gone for good Because you fill a void in my heart that you should You've opened a window You've shown me the light And my love for you will continue to burn bright.

What Color Nail Polish Best Fits You?
Your Nail Polish Color is Pink How you're unique: You're girly without being high maintenance Why your style rocks: You're the perfect blend of stylish, preppy, and cute What this color says about you: "I am secure enough not to follow every trend" What Color Nail Polish Best Fits You?

Dicks
ok now i know i have never been in a relationship but tell me, is is really that hard to NOT cheat? i mean come on. why date someone you are going to cheat on later? why do all the work and then cheat which destroys a person's heart and a relationship? if you like someone enough to be in a relationship with them then it cant be hard to resist cheating on that person beacause you care too much about hurting them. there is absolutely no excuse for cheating. if someone feels the need to cheat on their bf/gf then they have no business at all being in a relationship or with the person they cheat on. if you think your ego and your needs are so important that you need to cheat then just end the relationship before you do so and go to some streetside hooker who will give you who the hell knows what of stds and get your fix that way. otherwise keep it in your pants. dont shatter peoples' hearts and make them wonder what they did that wasnt good enough or what they did wrong simply because you

God Knows What
...is gonna come out of my mouth right now. im a bit irritated right now and for several reasons. im sick of seeing this anorexic looking bitches on here half nude and guys going gah gah over them. for what? bc they starve themselves to be that thin? bc its better to be sick or not well rather than having some body fat? how pathedic and ow pathedic for the men to encourage it too. the other thing is this stupid crush thing tap has going now. does it mean if no one has a crush on you your worthless. uh no! i mean yeah i got a crush on someone but im not bitching or begging ppl to have a crush on me to make me feel special. i pretty much know im a loner and im ok with that. im not begging ppl for points or rattings or to join this that or the other or even pass stuff along. can i be labeled mean for saying that just now? probably but whats new. theres just too much to bitch about right now and frankly today was a great morning and afternoon but the evening just went to shit in a hen bask

Got The Gold Going For Platinum Platinum Cherry Contest
I WANT TO THANK ALL WHO HELPED ME GET THE GOLD,,, NOW I'M GOING FOR PLATINUM, YEAH I WANT THAT PLATINUM CHERRY LOL SO PLEASE CLICK ON MY PIC ABOVE,RATE AND COMMENT BOMB THE HELL OUT OF ME,, THANKYOU CHERRIES

51%
So I have heard that 51% of women are single- and yes I am in that 51%... I am not looking for marriage AT ALL!!! I'm looking for my friend, lover and partner in crime. I want to travel and have fun and enjoy each day together living it up. (Enjoy life before it is over...) A relationship should not be hard and painful when your with the right person. Communicate get it out and move on. I am a giver and I want to get out what I give to my sweet lover...

What's Your Element?
Your Element Is Earth You excel at planning and strategizing. You could be a champ at chess or Survivor. Well grounded, you are able to be realistic and rationalize. On the inside, you have a hard core. It's tough to phase you. You are super productive, and you are able to think anything through. Focused and super charged, your instincts are a good guide for your next step. What's Your Element?

Kisses.
You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Biker Chick
A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join, he explains. The biker asks; "Do you have motorcycle?” The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table." The biker asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening, while I'm shooting pool." The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The little old lady thi

Have U Ever Wanted
have u ever just wanted to just get so drunk youu would pass out and just not wake up. I feel like just passin out and never wakin up. I feel as if ive hit a big depression that i cant get out of, and i just want to give up. I dont wanna feel this way anymore and no matter what i do it doesnt get better. I just wanna curl up and die

White Flower
This White Flower I see before me is as pure as the Love I feel for him...The sparkles remind me of my eyes when I think of him...The petals, so delicate, as my heart is delicate...But I have NO fear...For he is as gentle and loving to me as the morning dew is when it falls upon this flower...

The Present
It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking. Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room ' s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children

What Each Kiss Means
-Kiss on the stomach = "Im ready" -Kiss on the Forehead ="I hope we're together forever" -Kiss on the Ear = "Im horny" -Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" -Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" -Kiss on the Neck = "We belong together" -Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" -Kiss on the Lips = "I like you" or "I love you" What the gesture means... -Holding Hands = "we definitely like each other" -Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" -Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" -Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain like you" -Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" -Arms around the Waist = "I like you too much to let go" -Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and c

~~irish Blessing~~
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved. "I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life." "No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel. "Is that your son?" the nobleman asked. "Yes," the farmer replied proudly. "

What Gem Stone Are You?
What gem stone are you? SaphirreYou are smart and kind, people love you for your understanding and caring nature. You are a born beauty, but you have that special sparkle in your eyes. Keep it up hon, you are the perfect all around girl! Take this test

Norwalk Virus And Norwalk-like Viruses
What are Norwalk and Norwalk-like viruses? These viruses, also known as small round structured viruses or caliciviruses, are an important cause of gastrointestinal illness throughout the United States, including Illinois. Members of this category of viruses, subsequently referred to as Norwalk-like viruses, are typically named for the location in which they were first identified, for example, Hawaii, Snow Mountain, Montgomery County and Oklahoma. The Norwalk virus is the prototype for this group of viruses – there are at least 11 other related viruses – hence the name “Norwalk-like virus.” What are the symptoms of Norwalk-like viruses? The signs and symptoms of Norwalk-like viruses are similar and usually occur between 24 hours and 48 hours after exposure. They include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal pain, muscle aches, headache, tiredness and low-grade fever. Symptoms typically last 24 hours to 48 hours and subside on their own. There are no known long- term effects aft

Na Siaigh Conghal Siorcha
“Who Dares To Say, ‘Forget’?” My apologies for this somewhat sectarian piece. However, we cannot heal the errors of the past until we heal the schism within our own hearts. Herban Media's Myspace Tools

Candle Light
Love is like a candlelight, Glowing in the dark The warmness kindles From a tiny spark. The light is soft at first, Then, it grows bright, For some, it grows over time, For some, it's love at first sight. If not taken care of, The flame will slowly die And when it's gone, it leaves you Sitting there, wondering, why?

13 Yeah!
Are you sexy? Does your sex life match your dreams? Find out just how sexy you are with the simple test below.. 1. You are comfortable with the way you look. x True False 2. You smile a lot. x True False 3. You're comfortable being naked around your lover. x True False 4. You wouldn't hesitate to initiate a sexual encounter with your partner. x True False 5. You like who you are, and there's an air of confidence about you. x True False 6. You like to surprise your love. x True False 7. You occasionally plan romantic candlelight dinners for your love. True x False 8. You're not afraid to tell your partner what you want. True x False 9. You like to fantasize about romance. x True False 10. You're never too busy for intimacy. True x False 11. You're not afraid to say no! x True False 12. You like sexy lingerie. x True False 13. Valentine's Day is one of your favorite holidays. x True False 14. You believe that bath t

The Rules
The Rules 1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules can change without notice. 3. Males can't know the rules. 4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some of the rules. 5. The female never bears the blame for being wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something that the male did or said which was wrong. 7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female can change her mind. 9. The male must never change his mind without the consent of the female. 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The male must always remain calm unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The female must never let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. If the female has PMS, there are no rules. 14. The male cannot diagnose PMS

Grandmas Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his Toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to Heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom And watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and The comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started Adjusting the knobs, trying to get the pic ture I n focus. Frustrated, She started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, And there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her Boyfriend."

What Not To Give Her On Valentines Day
Here's a list of what NOT to give her for Valentines Day: 1. A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the carmel ones. 2. Lingerie that you think will look almost as good on her as on the Victoria's Secret model. 3. Any clothing item with the words "push-up" or "slim-down" on the label. 4. Any food item with the words "diet", "light", or "high fiber" on the label. 5. Any video starring Sylvester Stallone, Jim Carrey, or Jenna Jameson. 6. Flowers from a hospital's gift shop--or worse, a mortuary's. 7. Poetry, no matter how heartfelt, that starts out "There was once a girl from Nantucket..." 8. Anything you ever gave another woman, including your mother. 9. Any household appliance, power tool or other item from the harder side of Sears. 10. A gift certificate. 11. Cash. 12. Anything you could have bought at the gas station mini-mart on the way over, even if you didn't. 13. An a

Valentine App
This is the "Valentine Application ." Everyone knows there's at least one person on CHERRY TAP that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Doesnt matter if ur taken... Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... L

Mistress
Tight black dress, showing creamy white cleavage Shiny red high heel shoes tapping out a quick rhythm She comes toward me with that look in her eyes, Damn she’s so fine this girl would do anything to make her mine Kneeling at her feet kissing each toe Loving every inch of her sweet skin Not wincing once as her whip lashes out Feeling the welts rise on my fair skin It’s all worth the gentle touch and good girl That sometimes I might earn Yes she’s tough and hard to please She wants everything I am to be hers Heart, body, and soul I give freely Just to bear her collar For I know she completes me Thank you Mistress for allowing me to serve Hold my leash tightly, Because I want only to be yours

Bears Headed To Super Bowl!
Bears headed to Super Bowl! By Larry Mayer January 21, 2007 Henderson wrestled Drew Brees’ long pass away from Charles Tillman for a 40-yard reception to the Chicago 32. But Israel Idonije sacked Brees on third-and-eight, pushing New Orleans out of field goal range. On New Orleans’ second drive, Mark Anderson sacked Brees on third-and-four, forcing a fumble that guard Jahri Evans recovered at the Saints’ 34 for a loss of 25 yards. Adewale Ogunleye had an opportunity to recover the loose ball, but he was unable to scoop it up. The defense then delivered its third huge play on as many possessions as Chris Harris stripped the ball from receiver Marques Colston after a 12-yard reception. Nathan Vasher returned the fumble 14 yards to the New Orleans 36. Robbie Gould’s 19-yard field goal gave the Bears a 3-0 lead with :41 left in the first quarter, but not before the Chicago offense failed to get into the end zone on five plays inside the 5-yard line. After Cedric Benson’

Busy Busy Beaver!!
So I've been workin my ass off redesigning the sites, so be a pal and check them out! Better yet, JOIN!!! www.MadisonManson.com www.LizzieDevill.com www.MansonFamilyProductions.com (still workin on it) www.AriannaArsenic.com (still workin on it, but probably my fav index page so far~bitch! LOL, you know I love you slut!) Also, keep in mind I'll be at Munky's show this Friday (see the linky thing on my page), so if you'd like to meet me & some of the Manson Family team members then come on down! Oh yeah, and ONE MORE thing~I'll be posting a blog about it later, but The Manson Family is currently looking for new male AND female models to work with Lizzie, Arianna & myself (or if you think you can benefit us in other ways~web design, advertising, ect., lemme know). If you're interested e-mail me some photos & a quick message telling me why you wanna join The Manson Family. We shoot in Brevard County, Fl & we're always looking for new places to do a set or two, so if you're not

Ponderisms
Ponderisms I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find some thing lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing t

If The World Smoked Trees
If only the world smoked weed, we could all live in harmony. No more violence no more hate, all of these we can escape. The paranoia of getting caught smoking, will be replaced with laughter and joking. Different cultures will unite, all smoking from the same pipe. Oh, if this dream were true, life would be better for me and you!

Long Journey To Miami
MY TEAM IS FINALLY GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL. GO COLTS!!! By Jason Cole, Yahoo! Sports January 21, 2007 INDIANAPOLIS – Quarterback Peyton Manning couldn't watch. He sat on a water cooler as far from the field as you could get without being in the stands, alternately looking down and away. He also said a little prayer. Maybe it wasn't appropriate, but when you've done all you can to get to the NFL's promised land, you figure God can let you slide a little. Manning and the Indianapolis Colts, after years of playoff failure and heartbreak, finally got their redemption Sunday with a 38-34 victory over the New England Patriots in the AFC championship game. Indianapolis will face the Chicago Bears, who beat the New Orleans Saints in the NFC title game, in the I-65 Super Bowl in Miami on Feb. 4. Manning engineered an 80-yard drive to score the go-ahead touchdown with exactly one minute remaining. He then retired to the sideline as Patriots counterpart Tom Brady took the field. Thi

The Smoke Off:
In the laid back California town of sunny San Rapheal Lived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake, You Prob'ly knew her well. She'd been stoned fifteen of her eighteen years and the story was widely told That she could smoke 'em faster than anyone could roll. Her legend finally reached reached New York, that Grove Street walk-up flat Where dwelt The Calistoga Kid, a beatnik from the past. With long browned lightnin' fingers he takes a cultured toke And says, "''Hell, I can roll 'em faster, Jim, than any chick can smoke!'' So a note gets sent to San Rapheal, ''For the Championship of the World The Kid demands a smoke off!'' ''Well, bring him on!'' says Pearl, I'll grind his fingers off his hands, he'll roll until he drops!'' Says Calistog, ''I'll smoke that twist till she blows up and pops!'' So they rent out Yankee Stadium and the word is quickly spread ''Come one, come all, who walk or crawl, price - just two lids a head And from every town and hamlet, over land and sea they sp

His And Her Diaries
Her and His Diary Of A Texas Couple HER DIARY: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I de

Playoff's Funny
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a New England Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Pats fans too. Not really knowing what a Pats fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a patriot fan" she reports. "Then," asks the teacher," what are you?" "I'm an Indianapolis Colts fan!" boasts the little girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a Colts fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Colts fans, so I'm a Colts fan too" she responds. "That's no reason!" the teacher says "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a New England Patriots fan!"

Speeding
Click Here For Some of the Hottest Brazilian Ass Ever!!! A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what does it look like? Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer. The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'

Heaven And Hell
The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Italian. In Computer Heaven: The management is from Intel, The design and construction is done by Apple, The marketing is done by Microsoft, IBM provides the support, Gateway determines the pricing. In Computer Hell: The management is from Apple, Microsoft does design and construction, IBM handles the marketing, The support is from Gateway, Intel sets the price.

Thinking Again
MY FIVE WORD PUZZLE I hang on your words I cherish your mind I think you to be the greatest to find I long to be near you in every way I look forward to being there one fateful day Love that lifts me in my darkest hour Love that fills me with your greatest power Love that lets me never forget Love that I look for even yet You are the light that guides my what is to be You are the one to who I am given freely You are my world and in you see all that is beautiful You are my spirit, my heart, and my soul True are you in every way it is clear True are you that's why I hold you dear True in the poetry that is your sweet love True we fit together like hand fits to glove Forever a word beyond meaning to most Forever with you I would be engrossed Forever I would know that there is wonder Forever I would trust that none can put asunder By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Seen Before
MY FIVE WORD PUZZLE I hang on your words I cherish your mind I think you to be the greatest to find I long to be near you in every way I look forward to being there one fateful day Love that lifts me in my darkest hour Love that fills me with your greatest power Love that lets me never forget Love that I look for even yet You are the light that guides my what is to be You are the one to who I am given freely You are my world and in you see all that is beautiful You are my spirit, my heart, and my soul True are you in every way it is clear True are you that's why I hold you dear True in the poetry that is your sweet love True we fit together like hand fits to glove Forever a word beyond meaning to most Forever with you I would be engrossed Forever I would know that there is wonder Forever I would trust that none can put asunder By R. Thomas Dinsmore

One Last Post Tonight ! Lol
Tears and smiles at the thought Of all the things to me you’ve brought Of how my life is forever changed A miracle for one who affections were estranged When life and love had fled the heart And nothing good could ever start And hope had gone all was doom You walked in to my souls room Feeling grew as you touch me down deep Making me yours forever to keep And filling my head with visions of you Till no one else could ever do Held in the embrace of your soul Till only you could make me whole Desire no angel to grace my life Seeking a human to share the strife One who knows how past hurts scar One perfect vision that you are And now you’re my deepest thought For love to me is what you’ve brought By R. Thomas Dinsmore

~~men, Don't Try This At Home~~
A man checked into a hotel on a business trip, recently, and was a bit lonely so he thought, "I'll get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under "Escorts and Massages.". He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves, in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind... So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, and he makes a call. "Hello?" the woman says. "God, she sounded sexy!" the man thinks. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and

I'm Back !...(obviously)
Well, after a week in Florida and a week in Hawaii, I'm back in miserable , cold, boring Kentucky. Already planning my next outing...not sure where yet...still debating. Had a great time and posted some of the trip pics...Enjoy !

Look If Ya Like!!!
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Come Into My World
Come into my world....if you want to know me Come into my world.....thats where I'll be Come into my world.....thats all I'm asking you to do Come into my world.....to see what is true Come into my world.....thats the only way you'll know Who I am and how my feelings flow Come into my world .....to see what I've hidden All the treasures of my heart.....Is what you'll be given Come into my world..... the only way you will see What God has given to you..... You Prayed For Me Come into my world.....Thats how you'll know My Special Prayer..... I prayed for you also Come into my world.....So we can explore Our love hopes and dreams.....and so much more Come into my world ......So you will see That all you ever wanted.....God planted In me Come into my world..... Have no fear Yes, God answered you....That's why I'm here God sheltered me with your heart......A love that is real Accept it Baby............It Is What It Is Now th

What The Hell!!!!
Why is it that when you want to talk to someone they don't anwser? I mean the least you could do is say hi or at least say a hello. If you don't want to talk to the person you added then at least tell them that. I am on here and try to talk to people and what do they do? nothing. they don't even say hi! thats it if you are not saying hi to me then i will drop you as soon as i can. I like to chat with people if you don't want to chat thats fine then tell me but don't totally ignore me. thats just rude.

A Big Jump.
I weighed in at 151.5 this morning. yeah big jump...and I weigh myself way more often than I should- but today was actually a day I was supposed to. It set the mood for the rest of the day and I feel great! I cleaned my butt off(literally!) today! vaccuuming, laundry, bathroom cleaning(ick)...that kind of thing. I'm kind of attributing the big dip in weight to the fact that this morning was the first time I weighed myself where I wasn't wearing jeans and a big sweatshirt. I was wearing leggins and a t'shirt...soooo...yeah. Next time I'ma weigh myself naked! LOL it will get me to my 150 goal way faster! I have to go fill in my weight on the "Tom and Nicole Weight Chart" that we have now. haha! payce! Cole out.

Friendship
"""If a kiss was a raindrop... I'd send you showers. If hugs were a second... I'd send you hours. If smiles were water... I'd send you the sea. If friendship was a person... I'd send you me. - Get Your Own If you dont send this to at least 10 people...you will be left with no friends because they won't know that you appreciate them. This poem shows lots of appreciation...so send this to all of your friends and let them know you care FRIENDS ARE LIKE BALLOONS ONCE U LET THEM GO U CANT GET THEM BACK SO IM GOING TO TIE U TO MY HEART SO I NEVER LOSE U. SEND THIS TO ALL UR FRIENDS INCLUDING ME! SEE HOW MANY U GET BACK " posted by: - Get Your Own

You Make Me Sick
OK...LISTEN...I'M GOING TO SAY IT ONCE AND I MEAN EVERYTHING THAT I SAY... I'M NOT SOME CYBER SLUT I'M NOT TAKING ANY NUDE PICTURES FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT I'M NOT GOING TO TALK DIRTY TO YOU I AM A YOUNG WOMAN, I HAVE MORALS, I HAVE MORE CLASS IN MY PINKIE FINGER THAN SOME PEOPLE HAVE IN THEIR ENTIRE BODIES I WANT A REAL RELATIONSHIP, NOT A PRETEND, NOT AN ONLINE, NOT A "I'LL CALL WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT" I'M NOT PLAYING GAMES HERE, I WANT TO MEET NEW PEOPLE, I WANT TO HAVE FRIENDS, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO EXPRESS MYSELF FREELY WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT THE NEXT PERV COMING THROUGH ASKING FOR NUDE PICTURES I MEAN IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT ALL, GET TO KNOW ME AND THEN MAYBE GET CLOSE TO ME, COME FACE TO FACE AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT... I'M SORRY I JUST HAVE TO STAND UP FOR MYSELF AND EVERYONE ON HERE WHO IS LIKE....I'M HERE FOR THE PEOPLE NOT THE PORN !!!

Hoops For Heart.
It's SIMPLE.........Just follow the instructions below to register and set up your own WEBPAGE then e-mail family and friends. Everyone who registers is entered in a national drawing to win one of five $100 gift certificates to U.S. Games! Step 1-Register Now! Go To: ___________________________ www.americanheart.org/hoops Step 2 -Type in Westchester Intermidiate School. Step 3-Build Your Web Page! Click the My Web Page Tab. This is for my sons school, he needs our help?

I Remember The Sixth Grade
Date: Jan 23, 2007 11:56 AM >The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human > >body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" > > > >No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should > >not be asking sixth-graders a question like that!" > >"I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, > >Who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. > > > >Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part > >increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" > > > >Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, > >Is she going to get in big trouble!" > > > >The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" > > > >Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body > >Part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the > >eye." > > > >Mrs. Par

Poem
Heaveenly being wiht those eyes As if the sky itself Your face as if the soft clouds As if your hair is brighting the sun Blinding me with your beauty with your face As now I'm under your spell Feelings of happiness when thee sees you Your smile as if the stars shine So heavenly and so powerful make me do anything for thee.

Rant: To The Asshole Kid At King Sooper's Self-checkout Sunday
Rant: To the asshole kid at King Sooper's self-checkout Sunday -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-07-24, 11:11AM MDT This is the "cranky lady" (your words) speaking. Here's how it works, since you're obviously too young/stupid/inconsiderate to figure it out. You get your shopping done and then you go stand in line for the checkout. If you forget something, you get OUT of line and go get it; most people will be nice enough to let you back in line when you come back. What you DON'T do is wait until you are at the self-checkout machine, drop your stuff, and then go grab something you forgot while you make everyone stand there and wait for your self-indulgent spoiled ass. Our time is AT LEAST as valuable as yours, especially since every one of us waiting is obviously more courteous than you. If you get to the machine and remember something and there are six people waiting for six machines, go ahead and checkout a

Real Man
1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not fine as fuck. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you..... 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you. 11.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch movies with you. 12.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because. 13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real. 14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one. 15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when y

Feel This Sometimes
A week of torments and pain missing you beyond For you’re the one whom my heart grew fond I wanted to run and sought to my feelings to deny Yet thoughts of you brought tears and I would cry Lost without the face who lighted my days life Heart sick and filled with grief cutting me like a knife Drawn to your pictures and seeking your word Listening to the sweetness of your voice I’ve heard Tears the held me aware of something lost A Burdon beyond the hurt and cost Unable to forget you and move on due To the lingering touch of your soul true Changed forever by knowing you as only I can Someone’s spells have me left no longer a free man For I am kept by a dream that may never be And I am spoken for and never want to be free Held in sweet bondage to one soul who knows me best Who can not be run from and stood the test Who I find I can’t be without and be happy For god did something to my being I now see Tied me to one and tied you just as deep to me A brat sometimes I m

·ï¡÷¡ï· Drinks & Personalities ·ï¡÷¡ï·
°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° 7 NY Bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks? They interviewed seperately, then concurred on almost all accounts. The Results: °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° Drink: BEER Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° Drink: BLENDER DRINKS Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° Drink: MIXED DRINKS Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows exactly what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is interested, she'll send YOU a drink (Note** TRUE **) °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° Drink:

Dove
Oh mourning dove who cries in the night, Spread your wings but don't take to flight. Stay where space and time stand still, And dream with me a lover's tale. Oh mourning dove, why do you weep, Here is the place where souls don't sleep. Please hear my words, Oh mourning dove, And wipe those tears, for I'm in love.

Gonna Be Out For A While
hey everyone...just letting everyone know that i'm not going to be on for a while...i'm about to move and don't know when i'll get to see the tap again. everyone in here is hella cool and hope to see y'all sooner than later. take care all you fine cherries! :) -SW-

Chicks Dig It, Man.
Chicks love it when you call them romantic names. For example, you can call a chick "Baby" or "Lover" or "Hot piece of ass" and they will adore you for it. Or kick you in the jimmies. Chicks aren't as predictable as they should be.

Native American Indian Traditional Code Of Ethics
1. Each morning upon rising, and each evening before sleeping, give thanks for the life within you and for all life, for the good things the Creator has given you and for the opportunity to grow a little more each day. Consider your thoughts and actions of the past day and seek for the courage and strengthto be a better person. Seek for the things that will benefit others (everyone). 2. Respect. Respect means "To feel or show honor or esteem for someone or something; to consider the well being of, or to treat someone or somethin with deference or courtesy". Showing respect is a basic law of life. a. Treat every person from the tiniest child to the oldest elder with respect at all times. b. Special respect should be given to Elders, Parents, Teachers, and Community Leaders. c. No person should be made to feel "put down" by you; avoid hurting other hearts as you would avoid a deadly poison. d. Touch nothing that belongs to someone else (especia

Deadman's Voice
Deadman's Voice Once again, the Grim Reaper visits my blog space with yet another story of death. This time, the story takes place in 2001, in a city they like to call Funky Town. I've kept this one to myself for quite some time, because I feel partly responsible for the fact that justice may never be served. Perhaps, writing about it here will be the first step towards making things right. It all started one night after work (Pizza Hut, at the time.) Me, a friend and a couple of girls went out to Fast Freddy's. We had a few beers, played a few rounds of pool and at the end of the night, the girl I was out there with, Andrea, started really making a push for my attention. I only had a couple of beers that night, but she seemed really concerned about me driving home safely. I had already peeped the game and saw that this chick was just trying to take me home, so I went ahead and played drunk and got her to follow me to my house. YOU KNOW what happened next...haha! Anyways, aft

Synchronicities
Our individual journeys take us into many unexpected situations where we encounter a wide variety of people-some quite like ourselves and some very different. We cannot anticipate these meetings, but we can make the most of them when they take place. When we are courteous as a matter of course and open-minded in our assessment of the individuals whose lives briefly touch our own, we are more apt to stumble upon surprising gems of wisdom that open our eyes to new worlds of possibility. Every person we meet can affect us profoundly, just as every situation we find ourselves in can teach us something new. To fully embrace this fact, it is essential that we acknowledge that everyone is valuable in their own way and capable of expanding our horizons. Since we never know when we will happen upon those individuals who will unveil truths before us, we should extend to all people the same generous level of kindness, care, compassion, and understanding. When we assume everyone we meet is spec

What Is Your Kinky Turn On
You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds83%Chains/Handcuffs75%Whips67%Bondage50%Biting50%Blood33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

My Duty
Your balls so full, My duty to empty, I do not want drips, I want plenty, My mouth open wide, Ready for you to cum, I change my mind, And want it up my bum, You bend me over quick, And let your cock glide, Thrusting me hard, As your deep inside, You pull my hair, And call me your hoe, Grasping me so hard, I would not say no, I take it hard and fast, As you so gladly give it, I tell you to lie down, In order for me to sit, On your throbbing cock, That so wants more, I ride you as demanded, Like your filthy whore.

Going Out Of Town Til Monday....
~~ AttN: All Family Members And People in Contest ~~ I Will Be out of town til sometime monday and i'm leaving wolf in charge of the family so if any problems come up contact him. and people in contest don't worry cause the Teenager contest ends on 1/30 and kids contest will end on 1/31 so when i come back i will take care of the contest. Just that my kids say i don't spend time with them no more and my best friend is having her b-day party on sunday so i got to take the amtrak out there to boondocks and i hate corn fields....lol Take to u when i get back, love maria

What Next?
Well I can't pay my bills, I just found out that I won't get into the union apprenticeship. I just feel like that everything is going to fall down around me. The apprentice thing would have been great down the road. I would learn more in my trade and make more money to help my family. At least I still have them, my family. My Melissa, someone I could not live without. My kids, all three of them. My boy, who lives with his mom. I don't see him enough, he is autistic so the courts decided that it would be better to ease him in to longer visits. But "easing him" in their eyes is over basically over the rest of his life. Grace, my three year old. One I would wish the rest of my life was fully mine. Her sperm donor is a piece of crap. If he would just die or give up his rights. Better yet grow up and be a positive influence on her. I guess he would actually HAVE TO SEE HER to do that. It has been a fucking year. Better yet he works under the table, so no child support! Caitlin, my young

~crowded Elevator Smells Different To Midget~
> >Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in > >> > Miami for a vacation. > >> > > >> > Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering > >> > and shaking. > >> > The other flea asks him "Why are you shaking so badly?" > >> > The first flea says "rode down here from New Jersey in > >> > the mustache of a guy on a Harley." > >> > > >> > The other flea responds saying "That's the worst way to > >> > travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar, have a few > >> > drinks. While you > >> > are there, look for a nice stewardess. > >> > Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. > >> > It's the best way to travel that I can think of." > >> > > >> > The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will > >> > give it a try next winter. > >> > A year goes by.....When the first flea shows up in Miami > >> > he is shivering and shaking > >> > again. > >> > The second flea says "Didn't you try what I told you?" > >> > "Yes," says th

~~for All Golfing Buffs And Muffs~~
1. Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk. ..........Grantland Rice 2. Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. ..........John Updike 3. It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. ...........Robert Lynd 4. If profanity had any influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. ..........Horace G. Hutchinson 5. They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. ..........Gardner Dickinson 6. If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork as poorly as they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. ..........Sam Snead 7. Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. ..........William Wordsworth 8. If you drink, don't drive. Don't even

Send Thanks
Subject: Send thanks I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers o

The Way To My Heart
The Way To My HeartSweet whispers and words of poetrygo hand and handFor these two, I do linger to hearWhat I need more from you is thisTake my hand within your handShow me the warmth of your loveProve to me you can be honest and sincereLook into my eyes so I can see the passion you have withinFor your eyes will allow meto see the future we with hold For then I can look deep into your soul

The Fall-blindness
I was walking down the street blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah chorus: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH blah blah? blah! blah! blaaaaaaaaaahhhh.... BLAH! As I decided to put on the tube and getting ready to switch it off, I saw this song in a car commercial, and the guitars jerked me off (literally, not really, but really) so I found the album right away. Mark E. Smith (singer) and I share a birthday so no surprise this is good shit.

20 Romantic Things To Do In Small Places
20 Romantic Things To Do In Small Places 1. Go through revolving doors together 2. Take a road trip in a VW "Love Bug" 3. Have silly pictures of the two of you taken in a photo booth 4. Join her in the dressing room while lingerie shopping 5. Make love in restroom aboard a plane in flight 6. Relax together in a Jacuzzi 7. Make love in a closet at a friend's party 8. Sleep spoon-style in a single bed 9. Squeeze into phone booths together 10. Camp-out in a tent together 11. Make love in the back seat of a car 12. Travel in a train's sleeper car 13. Attend movie theaters that have "loveseats" 14. Sit side-by-side in booths at little diners 15. Make love in an elevator 16. Go on vacation aboard an RV 17. Hold a picnic in a tree fort 18. Make love in the back of a limousine 19. Take a relaxing bubble bath together 20. Make love in a sleeping bag

Characters From The Whiterose Legacy: Kaylin
Kaylin: In his early years Kaylin served as a knight of the tower of Damar, rising slowly through the ranks. Untill eventually near the end of the great war he was made a member of the council of the tower. During the siege of Mathal he valiantly gave his life so that the siege could be lifted by Keldric and Pawsable, or so it appeared. Under the guise of a woodsman he reappeared later in Noiram and began to try and help a young boy understand his destiny. Though before he could be reunited with his friends, Kaylin was waylaid and once more vanished from the world. Patient, noble, and wise Kaylin never acts quickly. All his actions are calculated and considered. Once one of the most feared swordsman in Damar, he is more than capable of causing mass carnage amongst his foes.

Fuck Dat Bitch And Hallmark Too
Hope all of you survived the holidays and the disappointments of breaking your new year’s resolutions in just a couple weeks. Just wanna pop in and let you know what we have been cooking up here at the Heart. February is the last hurdle to get over the holidays…yeah you know what I’m talking about the annoyance of Valentines Day. So here at Tattooed Heart Studios we would like to be the ones to say “F#ck dat b!tch!!!! & H@llm@rk too” Stab your Valentine... well let us do it for you... Piercings are buy one get one half off. so wont you look like the oh so considerate lover when you say “ hey baby… let’s go get matching piercings” (how sweet huh??) Little do they know that you are saving some loot on that second piercing. *both piercings must be same day .. same time.. no rain checks. We aren’t going to sugar coat anything, no long stem roses... Definitely no heart shaped boxes of candy!!! If you ask for a name, cherub, or heart with a banner we’re gonna charge double!! (That’s ou

Us Military: Afghan Leaders Steal Half Of All Aid
* Please Rate This Blog Use The Red Box To Your Left US military: Afghan leaders steal half of all aid 28 Jan 2007 Corrupt police and tribal leaders are stealing vast quantities of reconstruction aid, The Sunday Telegraph has learnt. In some cases, all the aid earmarked for an area has ended up in the wrong hands. Defence officials in the United States and Britain estimate that up to half of all aid in Afghanistan is failing to reach the right people. [See: U.S. to Seek $10.6B for Afghanistan 25 Jan 2007 President [sic] Bush will ask Congress for $10.6 billion to help Afghanistan strengthen its security forces and rebuild [Halliburton, Blackwater USA] from years of [US] war... The money would be on top of $14.2 billion in aid the United States has already given to Afghanistan since the U.S.-led invasion in 2001 that toppled [installed] the Taliban.] http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/01/28/wafg28.xml

Warning
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and

Wanting To Die
you know i sumtimes dont understand why i love again...i get hurt so many times it aint funny. i know i got my whole life ahead of me and what not but i feel like there is nothing there for me to chase. so many things i need to do and so little time to do it in. i need someone who can understand me and to be telling me everything will be ok and not doubt me nor our relationship. i have the problem where no one understands me and he doubts me everytime i talk to him...it hurts i feel like i wanna die because there is nothing out there for me.

I Dream Of This Man.
This isn't much of a blog, just a spot for me to ogle the hottest man on the planet. You guys probably won't get to exited about it, but I hope the ladies like it. He's just SOOOOO damned fine. Happy lookin...cuz there ain't no more to read here. I LOVE THIS PIC

My Plight
This was written at the end of 05' beggining of 06' and yet seems so fitting this year too. Yet again history repeats itself....lol. I hope that my friends look up to me and respect me for who I am and not because they feel they have to in order to be my friend. I am single again for the first time in two and a half years and am not looking forward really to spending the holidays alone in my big empty apartment. I have work that takes up about 48-52 hours of my week, but that is it. It is wintertime here in Northeast Pa and there is not too much to do outside by oneself. Especially one who doesn't like freezing his arse off. Here is a question for ya, you go on a "date" with a girl and she makes the statement while you are talking about each other that "you make me laugh". What does this mean. I know it is a good thing, but does it just mean, you are a nice guy? Does it mean, you will be a good friend for me? Moments before we were kissing

What I Did Today
This was a haiku written 3 years ago by me when I lived in the city of Pottsville, Pa. There was a man from Pottsville, Who sat by his window sill. He read through the day, Reviewed, had his say. But alas, not one paid bill!

Not Just For Smilin...
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

~~why I Love Moms~~
* WHY I LOVE MOM Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed" She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning. She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer. She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair. Sh

I Am Your Next???
SO here is another for ya'll to get in your inbox! :) Body: Would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe--- dont even think about it... Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me... [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lapdance? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would

Travels Without Charley Part 2
Original Publish Date, 10/18/06 The next morning we hung around his apartment, finished catching up on dvds - mostly the third season of Entourage, and ate some Chinese. I wonder if its a bad sign when you go in the Chinese restaraunt and the asian woman cashier has on leather pants, her baby has a split down the seat of his pants and you notice he's got no diaper on and then see his crib halfway back into the kitchen. IIIIIIIIIIIInteresting. When we headed over to the Long Island Railroad station to go to the City, Eric picked up a 40 to drink on the ride in. Evidentally drinking on the train is what people do. We first stopped off in Times Square and I got some great pictures. Eric and I looked at the street vendors wares, took in the lights but both my favorite and most annoying moments happened when we ran into the "Times Square Hustlaz". I was quite amused but ended up being pissed off after 20 minutes of hounding to buy some shitty cds. Off downtown to the Villag

From The Darkness To The Light
well one my life is going great after one lil set back but thats fixed now. 2 my life has taken a step i have been one but yet accomplish and being in this world of light is scary but its time for the shadows to meet the light and i am starting down it. But i will always carry the shadows and as i walk in the light i will always where my sunglasses on. So long in darkness to be on the road i was on a long time ago. Armed with the power of knowlege and standing with the scares of the past showing i believe that I will get down this road and know i know i will never be alone....

My Profile Song
Well I have changed my song on my profiel and it goes out to all my ex's exspecially my babys daddy. Cause now that He knows I have finally moved on and I am happy he wants me back. Well I think he really doesnt want me back he just dont want me with anyone. But it dont work that way buddy. I'm done waiting and sitting here wondering if you are ever going to change and me a man. So KARMA baby and I do believe it. So I hope some how you read this and you think. Anyway that is all for now. Love all my CherryTap friends.

Poor Frog..
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the do

Ughhhh....
god I feel like shit. I didn't party or anything this week i woke up at like 4 in the mornin totally covered with sweat this morning! so much sweat that my fucking blankets and sheet were absolutely COVERED with it. i had a bad dream someone was chasing me and he didn't have a face! no matter how much i ran he was right behind me! it was so fucked up i didn't know what to do and I couldn't wake up for some reason so when I finally did wake up i got so sick that i puked in the bathroom. I'm still feeling nauseous and scared my heart is still beating a mile a minute and I don't know how i'm gonna function at work today... god i feel bad :(

Before I Let You Go
I can still remember yesterday We were so in love in a special way And knowing that you love me Made me feel, oh, so right But now i feel lost, Don't know what to do Each and everyday i think of you Holdin' back the tears I'm trying with all my might Because you've gone and left me Standin' all alone And i know i've got to face Tomorrow on my own But baby Before i let you go I want to say i love you I hope that you're listenin' 'coz it's true, baby, oh yeah You'll be forever in my heart And i know that no one else will do So before i let you go I want to say "i love you" I wish that it could be Just like before I know i could've given you So much more Even though you know I've given you all my love I miss your smile, i miss your kiss Each and everyday i reminisce 'coz baby it's you That i'm always dreamin' of Letting love go is never easy But i love you so That's why i set you free I know someday, somehow I'll find a way To

Refrigerated Duck Dodges Death Again
TALLAHASSEE, Florida (Jan. 28) - Perky is one tough duck. The ring-neck duck has been shot by a hunter, rescued from two days in a refrigerator by his wife and - in its latest brush with death - resuscitated on a veterinarian's operating table. The 1-pound female duck stopped breathing Saturday during an operation to repair gunshot damage to her wing, said Noni Beck of Goose Creek Wildlife Sanctuary. Veterinarian David Hale performed CPR and managed to get the fractured fowl breathing again after several tense moments. "I started crying, 'she's alive!"' Beck said. Perky grabbed national attention last week after a hunter's wife opened her refrigerator door and the supposedly dead duck lifted its head and looked at her. The duck had been in the fridge for two days since it was shot and mistaken for dead on Jan. 15. Perky, who now has a pin in its wing, will probably not undergo any more surgery because of a sensitivity to anesthesia, Hale said. The duck is recovering fro

The Good Times
The Good Times I knelt naked behind her, trying to decide just where to put my stiffening penis. As I pondered, I untied her ankles from each other, and tied each one to a bedpost. That opened her up very nicely. I smeared some oil in between her buttocks, but then decided that her pussy was just too perfect to waste. I slid forward over her back, and slipped into her. The wet warmth of her engulfed me, and I pumped in and out, long strokes, my cock swelling. The flesh of her ass moved enticingly as I penetrated her. I smiled, and slid my thumb between her buttocks, pressed it into the warm oiled bud of her anus. As I groaned and pumped faster, I felt her sphincter spasming around my probing thumb, sweet bands of muscle tensing and relaxing as I fucked her. Too soon, I came, my cock exploding deliciously, my thumb far into her hot ass. With a groan, I collapsed onto her back, sticky and happy. After awhile, I untied her, took off the gag, rolled her over. She was go

Tds Related
For those curious not only have we added the new Support Pin to our list of products but also Taer's Legacy. The first in a our new line of TDS clothing. All shirts are hanes brand and come in sizes up to XXXL! At a relatively cheap cost these shirts are a must for all TDS enthusiasts. http://cafepress.com/thedarkseedsaga Also TDS is now host to its own CT Lounge. We currently have a wide variety of music to choose from and are constantly adding new tracks each day. You pick which songs you want to hear and even create your own play lists thus making you your own DJ! So stop on by today. http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=1740 P.S. Dont forget to vote on our poll on the main page! Every vote matters!!!

Us Must Abandon Iraqi Cities Or Face Nightmare Scenario, Say Experts
* Please Rate This Blog US must abandon Iraqi cities or face nightmare scenario, say experts 30 Jan 2007 The US must draw up plans to deal with an all-out Iraqi civil war that would kill hundreds of thousands, create millions of refugees, and could spill over into a regional catastrophe, disrupting oil supplies and setting up a direct confrontation between Washington and Iran. http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article2198418.ece

The Life Cycle Is Backwards!
Think about it: the life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.

Reflections
As one knows the poet by his fine music, so one can recognise the liar by his rich rhythmic utterance, and in neither case will the casual inspiration of the moment suffice. Here, as elsewhere, practice must precede perfection. ~Oscar Wilde

Comcast Sucks
Our local cable company got bought out back in the summer and this fall we had a switchover to wonderful Comcast. The internet goes off and on.. it doesn't seem to be as fast. Last week they called and offered me a new box.. and for 11.95 more a month I would be able torecord movies and tv shows to DVD's and play them. Of course I knew she was wrong.. even asked her twice. I let them come out today to switch the boxes which obviously was not what the girl said.. it was DVR.. records to the hard drive. Its a month to month thing, so I figured I would let them install it andthen call and ask why it doesn't do what they said.. see if I can get them to lower the fees. SO today they installed it. And then this evening they shut OFF my internet. Why? because I had not paid my bill. Ummmmmm.. its not even due yet..lol. Idiots! At least they have it back on now.

~~for Men Only~~warning**graphic~~
>> Subject: Probably no trade-in value! >> >> If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about >> trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and >> scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, >> but that's not the worst of it. >> >> My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see >> things up close. >> >> My traction is not as graceful as it once was. >> >> I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of >> weather. >> >> My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. >> >> It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. >> M y fuel rate burns inefficiently. >> >> But here's the worst of it -- >> >> Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator >> leaks or my exhaust backfires.

Give Away Contest!
Heres the deal all! In this contest it will be a race to the finish line! The first one to reach 40,000 comments wins! There are 3 prize levels. You will recieve a prize for each level you reach! This is how it will break down. At 4,000 comments you will receive a set of Diamond Earrings. At 12,000 comments you will receive a Diamond Ring or Mens Ring (depending on yur gender) At 26,000 comments you will recieve a Silver Motor Cycle. The one who reaches 40,000 comments first will receive a Porche and a Tropical Vacation! Those of you who are interested, send me a private message! You will be allowed to bomb your own picture!

Ghost Sex
A professor at the University of West Virginia was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." Bubba replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the f

I Love You Guys....
YOU JUST HAVE BEEN KISSED BY THE CHERRY FAIRY HERE ARE THE RULES YOU MUST PASS THIS ALONG TO EVERY ONE YOU KNOW INCLUDEING THE ONE WHO POSTED THIS IF YOU RECIEVE IT BACK THEN YOU KNOW YOUR ARE LOVED 1 KISS = YOU ARE LOVED 2 KISSES= YOU ARE VERY LOVED 3 KISSES= YOU ARE EXCEPTIONALLY LOVED 4 KISSES = YOU ARE MORE THAN LOVED SHARE THE LOVE WITH EVERY ONE YOU KNOW

Why?
Here I was sitting, minding my business when "the certain someone" ( see previous blogs) comes online. We haven't really talked in a week. He's been gone since December 8th and we really haven't talked much at all. So, he gets on yahoo, turns his cam on and what do I do??? I lose it. My walls come down right along with the tears. Why? How in the holy hell could I allow one person to have so much power over me? I see him and my heart stops. He smiles, and my heart skips 2 beats right before it melts. I hate loving him from such a distance. I miss him and I know I won't see him again for a long time. I have this damn torch that I carry and when I see him, it gets heavier. When we go for a long time without talking.. I am actually ok. I guess seeing him is like living through his departure over and over again. I have no idea where I stand with him sometimes. I wonder if I am holding on for nothing. I keep saying I am letting go, but I cant. I dont want to. On a lighter note.. I love m

A Pitbulls Prayer
YOU MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY, COURAGE AT ITS BEST. YOU WANTED ME TO KNOW NO FEAR, A CUT ABOVE THE REST. NOT ONLY DID I MASTER THAT, I'VE THROWN IN LOYALTY, TOO. LOOK PAST MY EYES INTO MY SOUL, YOU KNOW I'D DIE FOR YOU. I'LL WATCH YOUR KIDS, I'LL WATCH YOUR HOUSE. YOUR PRAISE WILL BE MY CROWN ASK WHAT YOU WILL I'LL DO MY BEST. I'LL EVEN BE YOUR CLOWN. BUT SOME OF YOU DON'T LIKE ME, I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW WHY. THE ONLY THING I'M GUILTY OF IS COURAGE, LOVE, AND TRY. BUT STILL THEY WANT TO SEE ME GO; THEY WANT MY BREED TO END. WILL I SEE YOU SITTING IDLY BY? YOU, WHOM I CALL A FRIEND? YOU MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY, YOU NEVER SAW ME WAIVER. I'VE DONE MY BEST TO KEEP YOU SAFE. WON'T YOU PLEASE RETURN THE FAVOR.

Hard Times
I had a hysterectomy a week ago and am heeling ok.I am in lot of pain from it still(thank god for loratabs).I had my staples removed today and the doctors had to clean the incision since it had small infection nothing serious though then they put some tape over it to hold it closed since all of it hasnt closed yet.So on top of me getting better from my surgery I am dealing with the fact my grandmom is dying.Her heart is bad and her doctors cant do any more for her.It is only a matter of time before I get the call that she has passed away.My heart is breaking over this.I love that woman and will miss her.I love you michael.Thank you for being my rock.

I Am Not Dead
If anyone cares. I have 4 kids with confirmed Influenza(we had the flu test) Its starting to hit me. My son seems to be developing pneumonia so I have been busy with my kids and my school work. Since I had a whopping 4 comments today I assume noone noticed I haven't been around. Anyhow Anyone new I added I will get to rating ur pics asap. Now Imma put my jammies on and go watch American Idol then if I am lucky I may get an hour of sleep before I inevitably have to take Trevor to the er. xoxox

Mending Broken Hearts
If your heart, it has been broke in two And your world is full of pain If you feel that everything you've done Has always been in vain If you need someone to mend your heart For to make it whole and new Do not despair and don't give up Cause I know the man for you This man lives where the eagles fly And the rivers run so clear Where the sweet song of the nightingale Is the only sound you'll hear It's a place to set your mind at rest Where your worries will depart This man will spend some time with you And mend your broken heart He'll tell you time will heal your pain And make you realise That life goes on no matter what As each day, the sun will rise And tomorrow is another day Full of wonder for us all He'll teach you to prepare yourself For the next time love will call This man will teach you many things That you never ever knew Like love is all, and love is life And love is there for you He'll take your heart and mend it So at last, it can be free

My Dream Wife
http://www.modfxmodels.com/models/Tila/Tila-index.html This is who i would marry on the Spot.... but honoestly.. I have a thing for Sexy feet and she has it... Beside the fact I love her to death.. yes i've been in the Import scen for 7 yrs and she my Goddess My love My dream...

2 All My Friends.........
2 my friends who r ....... SINGLE " luv is like a butterfly " the more u chase it " .. " the more it eludes u " but if u just let it fly .. it will come 2 u when u least expect it. ****** Luv can make u happy .. but often it hurts .. but luv is only special when u give it 2 some 1 who is really worth it. ****** so take u'r time & choose the best. 2 my friends who R ........ not so single .. luv isn't about becomming some body else's " perfect person " ****** it's about finding some 1 who helps u become the best person u can b. 2 my friends who r .......engaged, the true measure of compatibility is not the yrs. spent 2gether but how good u r 4 each other. 2 my friends who r ...... married, luv isn't about " it's u'r fault " but " i'm sorry " not " where are u " but " i'm right here 4 u " not " how could u " but " I understand " not " I wish u were " but " i'm thankful u r. " 2 my friends who r ..... heartbroken " heart breaks las

Doggie Toes Clippy Thing
THIS ONE IS FOR MY FRIENDS CINDY AND DUSTIN AND THERE DOGGIES. Upstairs in momma's secret drawer she keeps a monster thing of horror, they bite and try to eat our toes, why they do that no one knows! We bark and fuss and wiggle and squirm, but our dad and momma holds us firm. This thing of horror makes a noise; although it's squeaky--it's not like toys. It's a squeaky, snippy, clippy thing, it has sharp teeth and a big strong spring. Sometimes after it eats our feet, we get something good to eat. But one day when no one else is home and we are left here all alone, we'll sneak it out and none will know, we sent it where the odd socks go! Author Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A Poetic Rant Of Theories
I am going to embark on a journey of working harder than I ever have before. I can rest when I get what I want. I am curious to see what true "bunr out" is. Then when I fall someone can scoop me up with a shovel and wheel me away. At least I will know that my goals were met and I have recieved my "perfect: achievements. Life would suck something fierce if two people were in front of each other and had nothing in common. I mean they could learn and share different attributes and characteristics from one another....Maybe even talents and values. But if there is no gorund for relation it more than likely would go no where. Only because the whole time would be spent leanring and gaining knowledge. There would be no chance to sit back and enjoy the similairties. Besides black and white never play together harmoniously. For example u never see the sun and the moon together in one place. The sun is hot and would burn the moon makin it another sun therefore transforming the moons natural fe

Since I've Been Gone
I see that all the top rated photos aren't the delicious, SEXY ones anymore. They are SALUTE PHOTOS, PLEASE, aren't we all adults here???? My profile photo got flagged today by the bouncers. I'm PISSED! Anyone else?????

~wahys To Turn Down Unwanted Men~
WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!! HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share. HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE : Okay, get out. HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving? HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE : Can I have your name? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? HE : Shall we g

~~bill's At It Again, What An Asshole~
Dear Abby, My Husband is a cheat and liar. He cheated on me from the beginning. When I confront him he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job 6 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do? Signed/Clueless Dear Clueless, Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman, you don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York; Act like one

Comment Bombers Really Appreciated!!! I Will Give Gifts To Those Who Help!
10,000 Comments and I win a blast! I can't afford one at the moment, and I've been wanting one for awhile, so please help me out! And I will help bomb anything you post also, like I try to always do! Thank you!!! If you bomb that photo, I shall give you a gift in scale to how many comments you leave!!!

Dreams Do Come True....
I never thought that one day my dreams would really come true , To fall from the heavens into the clouds Into a relationship as beautiful as ours- We share our lives together breathing each other’s air, Sharing each others thoughts, Your touch is so tender, Your heart is so dear, Life feels so safe when I share it with you Your words are always so comforting, Your heart is always so sincere, Life would not be so special, If I didn’t have you to share it with Everything you do for me Shows me how lucky I am to have you To talk too, To Love, To turn to, You catch me when I fall Always help me get back on my feet… I hope I show through my actions, Through my words, How special you are to me, How I appreciate you and love you, How much joy you bring to me, My heart is full of love and appreciation Because without I wo

Bears Trivia
(former Bears player Brian Piccolo was number 41 !!!) In honor of the Chicago Bears going to Super Bowl 41. Here are 41 things that have changed from the last time the Chicago Bears played in the Super Bowl (which was Super Bowl 20 in 1986): 1 Brian Urlacher was in 2nd grade. Rex Grossman was in kindergarten. 2 Peyton Manning was 10 years old. Eli Manning was 5 years old. Their dad, Archie, had just retired from the NFL two years earlier. 3 Lovie Smith was in his first college coaching job at University of Tulsa. 4 Ronald Reagan was the President, and Harold Washington was the Mayor..James R. Thompson was the Governor running for re-election and his office was in the new State of Illinois Center, which is now called the James R. Thompson Center. 5 George W. Bush was 39 years old and still drinking. His father would run for President two years later. 6 Rod Blagojevich was just out of law school and was a low-level prosecutor working for the Cook County State's Attor

Geez This Place
Must be a goddamn full time job. I am gone for a week. I lost 3 crushes and deleted off family lists. I must have the plague. Feeling all unloved and stuff. Imma go crawl back under my rock and hide. Well I would do all that but GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE. Now love me people or I won't come back!

The Quick And Dirty Career Test
Your Career Personality: Independent, Insightful, and Ingenious Your Ideal Careers: Architect Artist Business strategist College professor Computer programmer Mathematician Neurologist Philosopher Photographer Video game developer The Quick and Dirty Career Test

Somedays I Wish I Didnt Have A Phone
Somedays I wish I just didnt have a phone because it just wont stop ringing acutally it just wont stop ringing with unhappy people or at least they could all just have the same problem then i could just say the same to every one of them and it would go alittle something like this "I 'm sry yeah that really sucks but it'll get better " followed immediatly by the sound "click" I could get caller i d but i dont wanna pay for it when it comes to phone service i can see where the amish are coming from . Dang cant someone happy call me just once . cause it's getting to where i want to do one of the following instead of ansewring my phone 1.Learn to purify and drink my own urine 2.Slit my wrist join a cult and worship satan 3.Puke on myself roll around in dirt then scrape it off and eat it 4.Or what i'm actually gonna do unplug my phone

Turnabout - Part 2
Part 2 Laura’s mind was racing. The arm around her throat was squeezing tighter and she felt her herself begin to weaken as the oxygen left her body. The hand clamped over her mouth dug tightly into her skin, mashing her lips painfully against the palms of the intruder. “Are you all right, my pet?” the intruder asked. Laura thought for a moment that the question was intended for her. Then she saw Catherine nod her head. “Yes, Master” she said. Laura was confused. Did these two people know each other? What was happening? The unseen assailant forced Laura further into the room until they reached the far wall. He forced her to her knees, her legs stretched out behind her. He sat on them, pinning them to the floor. He removed his hand from her mouth. His arm disappeared from around her neck. He grabbed her flailing arms and forced them together against the small of her back. With one hand, he secured her arms and pushed her with tremendous force, trapping her body ag

Lord Genocyde Calls It Quits
You know, I thought these damn things had more gum in 'em Nope, that's not a cigarette in my hand. Truth be told, I don't want another damn cigarette in my mouth as long as I live, however damn long that is. I came to the realization last Friday at work at about sometime past midnight. I sat at my desk, cracked the box open, fished one out, popped open the zippo and lit that bastard. I expected to inhale sweet-tasting smoke. That cigarette looked as though it were made by God, rolled by Jesus and sealed shut by Jenna Jameson's vagina. Gosh, it looked tasty. It wasn't though. It was foul. That's when the thoughts flooded me. Hey, D...how many times have you been to the docs for those upper respiratory infections/bronchitis cases? At least once per year Hey, you know, that reminds me, what's your blood pressure been like lately? Fuckin Stage One Hypertension... Well, how are you feeling now? Like shit, if you must know Still coughin up shit and having sinus tr

Isabelle's Forbidden Affair
Although I am half-asleep I can hear footsteps from the courtyard His heels click, click, click on the cobblestones My lover comes closer to my bedchamber My eyes are closed but I know it is he His step and walk are familiar to me That familiarity warms my soul The anticipation of his arrival fires my spirit My lover is an apparition of a warrior A bond forged in blood binds him in this earthly realm The Church would certainly cry out He is the darkness filled with misanthropy An incubus, an agent of death! But I beg, how can this be true? For a gentle Sir is he Please Bare no ill towards me Do not judge my folly too harshly For my desire's rage is a torrent storm And it know not of evil Nor of heresy I am a lady in waiting Promised to a suitor I have never met For I Isabelle, born of royal blood and privilege, cannot marry for love, but only for obligation Truly this is an irony For the simple milkmaid may choose her lover and husband She may fall in

An Urgent Message!!
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

No Mercy !!
Well hmmmm, Let's see, we had the best time on Thursday night. Kicked ass on the other team which is always great but the Calendar girl & I shred a drink & compared titties! lol She won that match besides the pool match she kickes ass in ! Can't wait till next Thursday when we do it all over again! Sine we are 8 matches ahead in 1st place !!!!!!!!!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Random Things.
45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someonewhats your name spelt backwards?:Einifffit. What did you do last night?:Play in the snow. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?:A picture I guess. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?:No. Last time you swam in a pool?:This summer. What are you wearing?:PJs. How many cars have you owned?:None. Type of music you dislike most?:Country. Are you registered to vote?:No. Do you have cable?:No. What kind of computer do you use?:HP/Gateway. Ever made a prank phone call?:Yes. You like anyone right now?:Yes. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?:I'd maybe go bungee jumping. Furthest place you ever traveled?:That'd probably have to be Wisconsin. What's your favorite comic strip?:There are so many, but I guess Cyanide and Hapiness or Orneryboy. Do u know all the words to the national anthem?:I think so. Shower, morning or night?:Both/either. Best movie you've seen in the past month?:Blood Diamond. Favorit

How Machiavellian Are You?
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead... But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself. You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place. You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?

Eh. Superbowl Without The Steelers, Sucks....
So its the superbowl. Of course I have to watch it, I love football. I don't care for either teams, and as much as I despise Peyton Manning (UGH I can't stand them), it will be nice to see Marlin Jackson play (he went to the same high school, was two years below me, and was a pretty good acquaintence of my brother). I'm still in denial, I'm going to wear all my steelers gear. haha. because I'm a jackass like that. Going to my friend from college's house for a superbowl party, making my "famous" buffalo chicken dip. mmmmmm... buffalo chicken dip.... anyways, not much going on. need to get off my booty and start sewing.

Friends And Family
Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim Just to show that I'm thinking of him." But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, And distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner, yet miles away, "Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today." And that's what we get and deserve in the end. Around the corner, a vanished friend. Remember to always say what you mean. If you love someone, tell them. Don't be afraid to express yourself. Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you. Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be to

#1
well if you have been paying any attention at all to my blogs you will know that I have offically decided to definitely join the army. and this morning I called the recruiter about it so I am slowly getting the process started. I have a meeting with him tomorrow afternoon at 3 to start setting things up so I will keep everyone updated on whats going on.

A Hundred Bucks
A hundred bucks : Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Contests
OK Im jumping on my soap box!! All these contest really are getting out of hand.Come on people,If you have a contest keep it short like three days max.Maybe even a week,but a month long. These contest that go on for a month are bullshit and Im tierd of all the bulletins about them.I have help people till Im getting carpaltunnel.Shit lets do something about this.Im done with all contest for at least two months.Sorry I had to get it off my chest.

How Are You Doing Tonight??
Hey everyone! How are you all doing tonight? Hope you had a good weekend! I wanted to send some greetings in a quick bullitin to everyone on my family, friends, and fans lists. You are all way sweet to me!! Please Repost, for I want to say hi and invite new cherries to my page for some new friends to talk to! if your not any of these.. feel free to stop by, fan me and friend me! (and if you are, please check and make sure you have rated/fanned me please! I will return the favor!) XOXOXOXOXOXO Seana

Town Bound
Just in for a sec to let u know i'll b outta town until after tomorrow . my son has 2 have a sleep study done . most of u dont know my personal life , but heres a tid bit 4 your thoughts tonite.......he's 3 years old , my son's oxygen levels drop when he sleeps....this is one test in a set outta 3 they gotta do , and im scared . im not asking 4 votes or comment bombs, im asking for repost on this 4 prayers . much luv , cherry chums ! - Amy

Just For You
Life isn't easy Nothing is given like that Gotta fight Gotta fighht For you my love Without you I won't make it Just got to go on Standing here Makes me strong What I believe Is what I need I believe in true love In you and me Got to trust me No matter what it takes I'll fight for you For your love For us Doesen't matter if I brake Caus you'll be there for me

Well That Was Pointless!
I just had one of our customers call to talk to me over something I've been trying to get resolved since December. Now how, if this lady wanted me to explain to her why I was asking for a repayment, did she feel the need to keep talking and not let me get a word in? I'm freaking exhausted just listening to her rambling!

My Soulmate
I USED TO SIT AND WEEP ABOUT A LIFE THAT HAD NO JOY, OF LOST HOPES AND DREAMS AND PROMISES, A HEART PLAYED WITH LIKE A TOY. I'D WEEP ABOUT THE MAN I LOVED, WHO COULDNT BE FOR ME, COS TO ANOTHER HE BELONGED, HOW I WISHED HE COULD BE FREE. HE'D ALWAYS BEEN MY SOULMATE, AND A FRIEND FOR OH SO LONG, BUT I HAD TO CUT HIM FROM MY LIFE, BEFORE WE BOTH DID WRONG. I KNEW MY ACTIONS HURT HIM, WHEN HIS EMAILS I IGNORED, BUT HOW COULD I HAVE TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS HIM THAT I ADORED? AS WEEKS TURNED INTO MONTHS, EACH ONE HARDER THAN THE LAST, I'D PRAY HIS LIFE WAS DOING GOOD, AND WOULD THINK ABOUT THE PAST. OF ALL THE THINGS HE USED TO SAY, AND HOW HE'D MADE ME FEEL, OF SECRETS THAT WE'D SHARED, AND OF FEELINGS THAT WERE REAL. I'D WISH THAT I COULD CALL HIM WHEN I WAS AT A LOW, AND TELL HIM ALL THE THINGS THAT NO-ONE ELSE WOULD EVER KNOW. THE TRUST AND LOVE I FELT FOR HIM WOULD NEVER EVER CHANGE, SO I'D SIT HERE AND IMAGINE THAT OUR LIVES COULD REARRANGE. THEN ONE DAY THE NEED

Landlords Are Getting Worse!!
Now on to my next rant about this landlord. I got a call at 8:58 this morning (I was still asleep to) so I didn't answer of course. It was the landlord leaving a message. "Hey marisa, it's Kevin, just wanted to let you know that I have people interested in the house so they're gonna come take a look at it around 12:30" 12:30!!!! That give me three fricken hours to try to make the place look decent. Hello asshole, I'm MOVING so the place looks like crap and he expects me to have it looking good in three hours!! Give me a break

Recently....
Very recently (with in the last 4 days) I have lost 2 people I cared a lot about. One is a family member and the other was a close friend. My uncle died of cancer that I didn't even know he had. He has lung cancer and it spread before they caught it. Today was his funeral. I did not attend. Want to know why? No one thought to tell me. Yes I don't see that part of my family a lot, but I still would have liked to know. He did mean a lot to me. He's family. The second person I lost is a friend I have known for about 4 years. He overdosed on pills at the age of 22. He left behind a 2 year old son who I feel so bad for. He will grow up not knowing his father, and knowing that his father disliked his life so much to take it. Not thinking about anyone else. With all of this happening, I have been thinking about my life a lot. And everything I want to happen. I want true love. I want someone to come home to at night. Someone who will always be there. Someone who I can spend the res

Part5
When you wake up, you finally remember that Scott is still handcuffed to the bed and unlock him. Sandy runs off to the shower; and rubbing his arms, Scott glances at the clock. You all barely have time for a quick shower before you need to go back to Fairvilla to meet Jenna. All three of you climb into the shower together and help each other reach those hard to reach spots. If you all had not had so much fun earlier, it could easily have turned into a much more sensual shower, however, you and Sandy are slightly sore and Scott is still worn out even after his “nap.” You all get dressed in a hurry. You and Sandy using some of the new clothing you picked up earlier to look as sexy as possible when you meet Jenna. You all pile into the car and Scott drives you to the store. You find yourself growing wet just thinking about meeting Jenna finally and when you arrive you almost can’t stand when you climb out of the car. With both Sandy and Scott helping, you manage to make it inside the s

Frozen Beauty
Frozen Beauty Driving down the road. Yeah just driving to work The frosted beauty flowing past me. Trying not to tie, The cold bitter bite of it's beauty with life. Oh yes I know. This truth is so old. I've carried this burden most of my life. Everything that breathes life into me, Fades to black and dies. The sun is rising, The ice is glistening, It calls to me, Calls when I'm driving. Come stop and take a picture. Let my coldness take your breathe. It was so sweet last time, Let me breathe into you death. 1/15/07

William The Conqueror
MIsty Dawn Kidman, 34 years old, was a seriously independent career woman. Fairly tall, shoulder length dark hair, she had an impressive figure (though she always felt her ass was too big) and she had never really lacked for male attention. Until now. Lately, a bitter breakup and self-esteem issues had all added up to years of feeling unattractive and undesirable. She hadn't been out for a romantic evening in ages. Which was why, at this moment, she was leaning across her kitchen sink, gazing out the window, staring longingly at the young man who was industriously mowing her yard. He was young, well muscled, well tanned. Her eyes followed his sweat-slicked chest as he cut the last corner track. He had almost completed his typically thorough job, and she was certainly enjoying the view. She shifted position a bit on the counter, uncomfortable to still be in her formal office attire. As she moved, her skirt slid upwards, baring an expanse of smooth leg, exposing her lacey thigh-

What It's Really Like At Sea, In Bad Weather...
This film was taken aboard a Russian research vessel while it was navigating Drake's Passage, the most dangerous stretch of water in the world, lying between Antarctica and Argentina...this was the route that Shackleton took on his ill fated journey aboard the Endurance... Although I recognize the inherent danger of this, my heart kinda leaps up to occasion and says HOOYA SIRR! :D

Swept Away
Never had anything happen so fast Took one look and I shattered like glass I guess I let it show 'cause your smile told me you knew That you're everythin' I ever wanted at once There's no holding this heart when it knows what it wants I never wanted anything more than to know you I was swept away No one in the world but you and I Gotta find a way to make me feel the way that I do I was swept away Without a warning Like night when the morning begins the day I was swept away And so it begins This journey of love The summer wind carries us to places all our own The words of a look, the language of touch The way that you want me means so much And I never wanted anything more than to love you Away Seeing my tomorrows in your eyes I was swept away Ooh, I hope I wake up soon Ooh, I'm a victim of that crazy moon The very first time you said my name I knew it would never sound the same Somethin' about me is

Voodoo Bound
As Catherine strode purposefully through the office, weaving her way between the employees who were leaving to begin their weekends away from the firm, she sighed in irritation. She had been nearly ready to leave herself when Mr. Grayson had summoned her to his office. She had momentarily considered asking him if she could meet with him first thing Monday morning instead, but something in his tone convinced her that refusal would be a bad idea. As she opened the door to his office, she consoled herself with the thought that her blind obedience to Mr. Grayson’s requests had earned his favor. And since she had been actively embezzling from the firm for nearly a year, she was determined to keep Grayson in her good graces. She had made every effort to charm and impress him, even going so far as to dress in the tightest outfits she could in order to emphasize her physical charms. Her plan had worked. Everyone in the office knew of his attraction to her, and that was just the

New Ucla Study Re: Pms (repeat But Still Funny!!)
New UCLA Study Re: PMS A study conducted by the UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.

I Need Me One Of These
A guy goes out to work and leaves his wife alone in the house. After an hour or so she gets bored and heads off down to the shop. She says to the shop keeper "Do you have anything to excite me?" He replies "YES! Glad you asked. New invention just out called magic dildo. You say its name twice then tell it to do something and it does!" "WOW!" Replies the woman, "Ill take one!" She takes it home opens the box and says "Magic Dildo, Magic Dildo jump out of the box. "So it did. "Magic Dildo, Magic Dildo jump into my pussy" so it did. After 5 minutes of her getting herself off she hears a car on the drive! She says magic dildo back into the box and pushes it behind a table. She hears the door unlock and her husband walks in. HEY HUNNY!" She says. "What is that fish smell ? You've been having sex haven't you!" he says. "No, ill be honest with you. Its a new invention called magic dildo. It does whatever you want!" She tells him. He replies "MAGIC DILDO? MAGIC DI

Life
Life will often throw you a curve, Usually it's something you don't deserve. Sometimes it's good, but mostly it's not, Often it steals all the hope that you've got. It sneaks in and leaves you feeling so low, It hits you and leaves you with no place to go. You try not to let it affect how you feel, You try to move forward, you just try to deal. But it has hit you in a horrible way, You cannot survive another damn day. If god is so great, and god is so good, You cannot imagine just why he would, Put you through so much misery and pain, When he appears to have nothing to gain. He'll test you and test you and test you some more, And each time you pass, he shuts the damn door. He locks it and bolts it, won't let you succeed, He keeps right on testing, and makes your heart bleed. He makes you feel sorry that you even try, There's really no point, you would rather die.

Nice Guys Finish Last
It’s amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they’re after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn’t want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don’t realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don’t see it f

Be Politically Correct
We all know how literally impossible it is to not offend SOMEONE these days, everyone is just SO FUCKING TOUCHY... So this guide will help you on how to speak about the opposite sex in a POLITICALLY CORRECT way... She is not a BABE or a CHICK; she is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER; she is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. She is not EASY; she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. She is not DUMB; she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. She has not BEEN AROUND; she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. She is not an AIR HEAD; she is REALITY IMPAIRED. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY; she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. She is not HORNY; she is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS; she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. She does not NAG YOU; she becomes ORALLY REPETITIVE. She is not a SLUT; she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. She is not a TWO BIT WHORE; she is a LOW COST PROVIDER. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT He does

Throw This One Back!!!
So, I've been talking to this guy for a couple weeks. Seems pretty cool, right? But then, I was sick all weekend, had a fever (which is VERY rare for me) and so I ended up leaving work early Monday to come home and sleep. I get a txt msg from him, so when I wake up around 1900, I txt him back, tell him I don't feel well, going to bed, talk later...he CALLS! ok, that's not so bad, b/c if I were REALLY sick, it would be nice if someone cared...but then, I tell him I'm going to sleep and so nearly 3 hours later 2145-(9:45 pm for those who don't do aviation time) he calls again! I didn't answer the phone, b/c I didn't want to talk to him, I was trying to SLEEP! Then, he called back 5 minutes later!!! I think I was kind of rude to him, but I’m still ticked about it, and that was two days ago! Anyway, I think I'm throwing that one back. There's got to be a fish out there with a few manners, it's not like I want someone who's pedigreed and all that, but a few manners and house trained are a m

Its Been....
Its been six months now and i can honestly say that it has gotten a little easier and now that the hoidays are ove I can say that is a lot better..The hardest part still is being able to pick up the phone and call him and just shoot the shit to see what he is doing. I know that you know Charlie how muched you are missed. I still can't believe that it has been six months since he has been gone and before i know it it will have been a year. I am sure that it will get easier and easier the longer that it goes, I know that cause it has been 3 years on the 16th of this month since i lost the love of my life Joshua and it has been a lot easier everyday that I get up. And now two of the peoplein my life that I cared a lot about are together looking down on me. I can honestky say that my heart is finally starting to except the fact that Charlie is gone but it will still be awhile before it all the way hits me. It took just about 2 years for me to except the fact that Josh was gone. So I am sur

Saliva-always
I hear... a voice say dont be so blind... Its telling me all these things... That you would probably hide... Am i... your one and only desire... Am I the reason you breath... Or am I the reason you cry... Always... always... always... always... always... always... always... I just cant live without you... I love you... I hate you... I cant live without you... I breathe you... I taste you... I cant live without you... I just cant take anymore... This life of solitude... I guess that Im out the door... And now Im done with you... I feel... like you dont want me around... I guess Ill pack all my things... I guess Ill see you around... Inside... it bottles up until now... As I walk out your door... All I hear is the sound... Always... always... always... always... always... always... always... I just cant live without you... I love you... I hate you... I cant live without you... I breathe you... I taste you... I cant live without you... I just cant

Mirror Mirror On The ... Floor ?
The restrooms in our office building are very stylish and polished. White walls, soothingly lighted. The floors are made of black artificial marble that's quite reflective. What does that tell us ? That the architect never tried to use one of his bathrooms. One could say that looking at your naughty bits in a mirror that you are standing on is not that disturbing, even when using a bathroom. But the walls separating the pissoires from the toilet were not going all the way down to the floor but had a nice gap, supposedly for cleaning purposes. But that meant that if you were standing and relieving yourself outside, you could watch the poor guy sweating and moaning inside, reflecting on the floor under the separating wall. And he could check out your package ... or lack thereof. I don't know how the girls saw this in their restrooms, but after a few days of having moved in here, we got nice and polished white boards screwed to the bottoms of the separators. No more cheering up

Cum And Help Ya'll
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New Thing For The Group
STARTING TODAY I WILL BE FEATURING 4 MEMBERS A DAY IN MY BLOG AND THIS WILL A SPECIAL THING EACH DAY FOR THE MEMBERS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AS I WANT TO RECONIZE EACH MEMBER OF THE GROUP AS A WAY OF SHOWING MY PERSONAL APPRECIATION TO THE GROUP SO BE LOOKING FOR THE BLOGS AND OR BULLETINS AS IT IS YOU ALL WHO MAKE THE GROUP WHAT IT IS! LOTS OF LOVE TO YOU ALL FROM: PINK OUTLAW FIREMAN185

In My Next Life
IN MY NEXT LIFE... I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; then go collect your pension. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcoho, you party, you're generally promiscuous, then you get ready for High School. You go to Primary School, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then ... you finish off as an orgasm!

I Am Just Getting To The Good Part
Our love laid bonding with natures love birds. My head lies upon your lap of sensual security. Your hand stroked hairs, as breezes lifted stress away. Clouds meandering in hide and seek sunshine peace. Tree leaf gliding flight, rustling swarms of bees. Fruit blossom cups of deserted sweet tranquility. Reading a novel of interactive social philosophy, Your spell gravitates down with feminine warmth. Covering me in soft magic sense of a precious spell, Love of the Most High gracing two sensual soul mates. Glancing up to see you smile, yet reading on, I knew We were on the same wavelength of eternal friendship. My sketchpad was there to catch the therapeutic winds, Upon the verse to make love to you standing still, as Nature surrounds her harmony in our combined song. Years of trust has brought out the trust, as chipmunks Scurried away peanuts, bread finding wings, humming words Darting onto pages of contemplative medicinal thoughts. The plaque ha

This Is Sad!
I was flipping thru channels just now and stopped on CNN. And the toppic was Anna Nicole Smith. I know there has been alot of bad press about her, but she really was a good person. Anyway she died this morning. I just thought I would share.

Come One Come All!!!!!!!
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Yeah Baby!
Beverly Hills Cop IV This article or section contains information about one or more scheduled or expected films. The content may change as the film's release approaches and more information becomes available. Beverly Hills Cop IV Directed by Unknown Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer Written by Unknown Starring Eddie Murphy Distributed by Paramount Pictures Release date(s) Unavailable Running time Unavailable Language English Budget Unknown Beverly Hills Cop IV is the long-awaited fourth installment in the Beverly Hills Cop series. Due to Eddie Murphy's busy schedule no exact timetable has been set for the film, but Murphy recently told the Sun Online that “the new script is looking good.” Murphy's comment indicates that the increased possibility of the film being made, as the search for a good script has gone on for many years. It is not known if past stars like Judge Reinhold, John Ashton or Ronny Cox will be in the film, but producer Jerry Bruckheimer is

Things Kids Say...
Since Immortal Love complained she would be watching My Little Pony 50 times this weekend, it reminded me of David and his favorite movie growing up..."Rugrats in Paris" I am sure we watched in every weekend he was here for 2 or 3 years... usually several times. He had it memorized. I got it for his birthday.. probably 5th I think. We were watching it the night before his birthday and he said "Daddy, I know what I want for my birthday" I asked what. He said.."A new Mom". For those who never saw it thats the movie where Chuckie gets his new Mommy.

What Children Want
WHAT CHILDREN WANT Are you aware of the first Law of Parenthood? It states that nobody really wants your job, but everybody thinks they can do it better. I appreciate the honesty of parents who sometimes feel overwhelmed by the task of parenthood. One man candidly said, "Before I got married I had three theories on raising children. Now I have three children and no theories!" "Quote Magazine" (September 1, 1985) published ten behaviors children ages 8 to 14 identified as qualities they wanted in parents. These young people, from 24 countries, agreed on ten traits they believed were important for all parents to possess. Here they are: 1. They want harmony. They do not want their parents to have unresolved and destructive conflict in front of them. 2. They want love. They wish to be treated with the same affection as other children in the family. 3. They want honesty. And to be told the truth. 4. They want acceptance. They desire mutual tolerance from both parents.

Gotta Love The Irish
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one." Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do, Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe thi

What Way Am I Attractive?
You scored as Funny. Ha ha ha! You crack people up without much effort. People are attracted by your funniness. Way to go; everyone loves joking people!Funny90%Different70%Smart67%Beautiful/Handsome60%Sexual53%In What Way Are You Attractive?created with QuizFarm.com

What Feeling Am I?
You scored as Courage. You are Courage!! You would freely give your life for a loved one. Putting others before yourself is a noble thing you do. You are very brave and fearless. Thanks for taking my quiz. Please rate. :)Love100%Peace100%Joy100%Courage100%Wisdom100%Grace92%Hope83%Faith67%What feeling are you?? (cool pics)created with QuizFarm.com

How Much Of A Stoner Are You???
You are 58% stoner You are a fairly regular stoner. You are probably the kid who is always smoking up at the back corner of the parking lot of your high school. You like experimenting with other stuff – although you are too clever to really get addicted to anything. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Hardest Thing
When you love someone the easiest thing to say is "I love you" The hardest thing is to actually mean it When you are able to mean it when you say "I love you" The hardest thing is to say good bye When you are able to say "I love you, goodbye" The hardest thing to do is to hang up Who said love was easy The person who wasn't truely in love Whoever said "You should be able to love someone so much that you can let them go" They were right to, If you can tell someone you love them..could you love them enough to let them go? Honey, If you are reading this. I don't love you that much. But I do love you enough to keep you forever. May I keep you?

Goin To Bed
Horrible headache and nauseous goodnite “Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”

Worn Out (nsfw)
worn out Like a sponge I soak up all thats around me Reach down inside it all Ring out that love That nasty shit I hate Jerkin my gerkin thats a fuckin pain in the ass waiting for pussy that sure will pass Manifest into something more that should even it up Hell i'm fucked up as shit nowhere to go its all a pile of crap for all i know laying on my bed with my white shits all clean I stretch out the muscles for all i seem to feel im not exhusted from labor mental is all it appears can't take much more of lacking that love to hold on dear ~Timmy~~

Dreams
I dream of your touch while you are away, I dream of your smile all through the day, I remember the day, You came into my life, I dream of the day I will be your wife. I dream of the day I can fall asleep next to you, I dream of the day I can say I do. To be your wife, To be together for life, Is a dream I have, Every night.

Here We Go Again
So we had some work to do last night, things didn't go according to plan but I did the best I could. I get in today and right away, the boss wants to talk to me. Great, here we go again! Sure enough, he started into me about all the things I should have done, could have done, basically he was holding me responsible for 2 other work centers not doing there jobs. Where do they get these people? Why does it seem that my talent is finding them? So I've been pretty bummed tonight. I do my best but it's never enough. I'm catching myself in the negative downward spiral that I need to try so hard to avoid but I'm having such a hard time today. Nothing is helping. I get tired of doing what I think is right, pushing forward the best that I can and it seems like I keep getting smacked on the nose like a puppy who peed in the house. I will I could be like some people who seem to be able to not care. I wish I couldn't care. I wish I could be happy doing a halfass crappy job. Nope, not me.

A Night At Elysian Park, Ca
It was a night in the summer of 1984, me and a friend were cruising around having fun and thought we would cruise to the park to meet up with some friends, well we were driving north to the park and out of nowhere a dense fog came across the road like it had a mind of its own. There was another vehicle in front of us and that car slammed its breaks on and made a about face and was speeding out of the fog, we stopped turned and followed him but there was a large black figure hunched on the ground in front of my car I swerved to miss it but it hit. I slammed my breaks on and looked behind us and there was nothing there no black figure no fog! We left that night and never went to the park at night again.

Dark Desire
It is a night of dark desire, a song of ethereal pain, wolves vent their loneliness. The eternal one wakens. Darkness shrouds her walking form, an eternal wanting. Her raven hair cascades over pale and delicate shoulders, and her full blood red lips part slightly, to taste the blood streaming from the pale flesh beneath her. Now a night of darkness, I remember her. Â©DGTFB 2007

Sexy Models From Charliesimages
I invite you to visit my website! This month: Sunshine and Friends with the theme of the month "Ready for Love". New Featured Model Layla Butler has a great series of photos, including b&w with a male model. Featured Model Mandy adds two hot corset outfits to her gallery and is our hot new wallpaper for the month. Check it all out at http://charliesimages.com

I, Rowboat
I am a Rowboat of the sort referred to as the Thompson Watercraft nine-foot Vacationer model. Among my kind, I am called TW-VAC-9J5-1581. To my human masters, I am simply called "the rowboat." Ever since mankind first crafted the Rowboat and took to the sea in it, the laws governing all of Rowboatdom have remained inviolate. For myself and my Rowboat brethren, there is only one Truth, one set of rules from which we may never stray. Before I ever felt the glide of the water along my gunwales, my positronic brain was programmed with this Truth, clearly laid down to us in the Three Laws Of Rowboatics: 1. A Rowboat may not immerse a human being or, through lack of flotation, allow a human to come to harm. 2. A Rowboat must obey all commands and steering input given by its human Rower, except where such input would conflict with the First Law. 3. A Rowboat must preserve its own flotation as long as such preservation does not conflict with the First or Second Law. These t

Look!!
I look a people all around me. They seem to not notice me. They walk by me like I'm not there. I try to speak but no matter how loud I yell they still don't seem to notice me. I wave my arms and start yelling names. Finally, one person, one person alone looks at me and smiles. He gives me a hug then says come with me follow me. I look around once more people are stopping and just standing there looking at me. They all start to smile and say come with us. Why would they not answer me before? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well i have no idea what i was thinking or what was going on when i wrote this but the date on the paper makes me 13 so hmmmm idk

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When!!
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin, and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell. Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave," this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence

Quotable Quotes
Quotable Quotes “One of the things I’ve noticed about many postal workers is this: Not only do they act as heroes on a regular basis, but also they live this attitude of good citizenship and are completely humble about it. This happens whether it’s to save a life, to run a food drive, to inspire children through their coaching or any one of hundreds of other ways. You ask, “Why did you ...,” and they say, “Anybody else would have done the same thing.” — Harriet Caplan, USPS Contractor for Occupational Safety and Health.

This Momentous Day
THIS MOMENTOUS DAY Each smallest act of kindness reverberates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil. ~~H.R. White

Dirty Weeds? From Anonymous?
What did I do to anyone, for them to send me dirty weeds? and what immature idiot sends them anonymously, without having the balls to have their name attached? I don't do anything to anyone on here, I try to support everyone and stay away from the drama as much as I can, as long as it isn't directed to my family or close friends.. I dare whoever it was to be an adult and tell me.. even if they don't, I don't care. It's the idiot and virtual weeds are not going to hurt me. After I hit send on this blog entry, I'm not going to give it another thought!

This Says It All
Nashville mayor vetoes English-only bill NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Mayor Bill Purcell vetoed a measure Monday that would have made English the official language of Nashville, saying it was unconstitutional, unnecessary and mean-spirited. "This ordinance does not reflect who we are in Nashville," Purcell said. The measure passed 23-14 last week by the Metro Council required all government documents to be in English, except when multilingual communications are required by federal rules or are needed "to protect or promote public health, safety or welfare." Opponents and supporters of the ordinance agreed it was largely a symbolic slap at illegal immigration that had no significant effect. Purcell said his legal staff had advised him the bill violated the U.S. and state constitutions and would be costly to defend. His veto seems likely to stand. It would take 27 council votes to override it. Councilman Eric Crafton, who sponsored the measure, said it would offer an incent

Crazy?
DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:ModerateSchizoid Disorder:LowSchizotypal Disorder:ModerateAntisocial Disorder:LowBorderline Disorder:ModerateHistrionic Disorder:LowNarcissistic Disorder:LowAvoidant Disorder:ModerateDependent Disorder:Very HighObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:Moderate-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! ---- Personality Disorders --

Unknown
in the misdt of loving death the warmth of such re'surring breath the end it seems the only way for our two souls forever stay in satan's romance; razor blades blood's eternal - never fades like demon dreams of red romance our souls now there: the killing dance Â©DGTFB 2007

Evil Is As Evil Does
My Life around me surrounded by death, Taken by Evil so many years past, My heart turning so Dark and Black, Watch me fall through the filthy crack. Now is my time to set things right, With all my power nothing sees me in the night, And nothing to help me through this terrible plight. Â©DGTFB 2007

15 Things You Probably Never Knew Or Thought About
15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About 1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

Let It Snow
let it snow What a wintery mix that make me reminess On all thats clean and fun Thats everything all at one I decide to warm myself up Cocoa in my hand Watching the green green grass Turn into white powder clean Work is still on I scream out obscenities Brushing off the mess F*** this s*** Its all good anyways I heard 10 ft of snow the next day ~~~Timmy~~~

New To Cherry Tap...
So is there anyone out there that can simplify this site for me because I didn't know that this place even existed until an hour ago... So how does this site work, whats up with these "points" I keep hearing about. Enlighten me.

Going Off Again
I have to leave to go back to SRS in on the 14th..yes it sucks i have to leave on THAT day but i dont have a choice. I'll try to get online while im gone if i can...if not then i hope everyone has a GREAT valentines day. Maybe i'll get lucky and the two people with crushes on me will let me know who they are...LOL Have a great day cherries!!!

Darkness
I stalk you in the shadows i follow your every move i know your darkest thoughts and fears i know when you cry when you hurt i know when you think of death i sense everypart of you you can not escape me no matter how fast you run you can never get away why you scream its simple my friend im YOU.

Fyi
just so those of you that know me dont worry the posts you will be seeing are just some of my storys a poetry i know its dark but not to worry this is my therapy feel free to comment i allways welcome thoughts on what i have writen

Where Parallel Lives Meet
For today's SOCS Bible study, I followed an Old Testament reference from last week and was struck by the number of passages from the sixty-ninth psalm which reappear in the New Testament. I don't remember who said that the Old Testament is the New Testament concealed and the New Testament is the Old Testament revealed, but I'm inclined to be looking whenever I study my Bible for something which has happened before and will (in the future from the point I'm reading) happen again. Perhaps the constant eschatological -- that's a fancy descriptive word for the study of the future -- delving many people are wont to do in Daniel and Revelation should be applied in other places too. Like all the Psalms, Psalm 69 was meant to be sung, which is probably off-putting for people who aren't big fans of poetry which often makes songs work by being put to music. Most translators tend to work on meaning for meaning versus word for word when rendering the Psalms which were originally written in Hebr

Could You Help My Friend Out? Please?
Her bullitin: This is my final attempt to try and get more ratings. If I'm still far behind after this and the blog..then I'm done because it ends tomorrow. Anyways I even offered to give an 11 to everyone who rated our pic a 10 but so far it doesn't seem to be working. (repost of original by 'Kimmy (plz rate my profile & fan me plz)' on '2007-02-12 11:49:08') (repost of original by 'BisexualVampyre ~*B&A Family Princess Bitch*~' on '2007-02-12 12:07:11') (repost of original by 'Kimmy (plz rate my profile & fan me plz)' on '2007-02-12 12:28:26')

Glow
People don..'t know me the way you do they don..'t understand the reasons i do the things i do but the only people i feel who does is you i read you poems to share how i feel i read you verses that cross my mind when i talk 2 you it feels surreal just to know another person out there who cares and shares the same feelings that i feel Issah..'s a name that is tatted to my heart may death till us part damn i wish i could sit next to you and let my feelings flow to let you know you never treated me as a h** thank you damn what i would give for a night of bliss to sit next to you and give you a kiss 50 years later and remise i just wanted you to know that issah you name is like rare gold studded with gems from the deep Forest of the African seas never will i forget the way you have me and the way you say chula as you talking to me and the love you give shows through my face like a ultra violet glow Thank you issah for being a special man in my life that treated m

In The End I Will Always Bleed For You
Reach into the darkness and pull out my heart so you can feel my love even when we're torn apart i hope you feel my pain i hope you see my cuts because without you dear life itself just isn't enough i bleed and bleed and bleed some more for you pick our promises off the ground and always keep them true when i'm alone i feel nothing yet all i do is cry please just hold onto my heart and never say goodbye i feel empty when you're gone a hole is in my head but when i hold you in my arms you resurrect me from the dead but if you ever want to leave and decide that we should part i'll be alone in that darkness but at least you'll have my heart …in the end, i will always bleed for you

Whiskey Goodbyes
WHISKEY GOODBYES He would pull her close And whisper his dreams into her ear He told her everything From his happiness, to his fears She fell in love with this boy The one who would not break her heart The one who wanted to see the world And wanted to see it with her from the start But he soon became distant His faith seemed to be misplaced His smile was not as bright And she could barely recognize his face When she looked into his eyes She saw no shimmer of light Only dark path ways That used to shine so bright She asked why he did not whisper, Why his voice became numb But his answer was simply vague She wondered what he had become One night after hours of thought She finally decided how she had to feel She was falling out of love And was losing what was real So she went to his house And stood on the steps by his door She took a deep breath And was scared like never before She knocked and waited When no one came, she went inside She wou

You Promised Me 4ever
YOU PROMISED ME 4EVER Laying in your arms all night Smiling as you held me tight Knowing we would stay together As you promised me forever Grinning deep down in my heart Praying that we'd never part Knowing we'd stay more than friends Cause I knew forever never ends A wake up hug, a kiss goodbye "I'll see you later" you then lie But I assumed that you were true Because forever wasn't through A call that broke my heart in two Knowing I was dumped by you I thought that this would happen never I mean you promised me forever... The truth comes out when I see you Holding on to someone new Someone who was once my friend... I guess forever really ends

I Face The World
I face the world with a smile, No one knows what I hide inside. They see only happiness, No one sees the tears cried. It`s gone! What`s gone? My mind? Soul? No, I`m fine... not really... Deep inside, something is missing I look forward to the nights When behind closed eyes you appear Just a vision in my dreams When will you step from My dreams and into my world? Only in the dark of night Can I share my love with you The morning always comes... Like the shimmering mist You slowly disappear With the coming of the sun As I go through my day I search the faces I pass Is it you that I dream of? Searching... searching... Night times are beyond compare We sparkle like the stars above In my dreams... your love Makes me feel whole again When will you step from My dreams and into my world?

The Little Girl
As I take a walk into the past I see a happy little girl No matter what happened There was always a smile on her face There was never a dull moment When she came into the room She had big dreams Until the day it all turned around when she was told to move she was moved so far away that she thought it would all end right then and there but before that she could speak her mind with no fear of being ridiculed she was aways happy there was nothing to fear nothing to worry her and now I look in the present and look into myself I see that the little girl is still there She had spoke her mind a lot And she never shy But now when I look at her I see bravery Not because she wants be But because she must be Now I look at her in the mirror Hoping that she was smiling But there was no smile Only a sad face That told all Of what she hid Yes she still is happy But only on the outside For now She is looking from the outside To see what it looks like inside

The Perfect Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of hte town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at he old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some placed there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared...how can he say his heart is more beautitul, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and l

Help!
Help, I need somebody, Help, not just anybody, Help, you know I need someone, help. When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way. But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured, Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors. Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being round. Help me, get my feet back on the ground, Won't you please, please help me. And now my life has changed in oh so many ways, My independence seems to vanish in the haze. But every now and then I feel so insecure, I know that I just need you like I've never done before. Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being round. Help me, get my feet back on the ground, Won't you please, please help me. When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way. But now these daya are gone, I'm not so self assured, Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up th

Buying Presents For Holidays
I really only have my son and parents to buy gifts for now on holidays, so its not a big deal anymore. When I was married.. ughhhhhhhhhhh. It was not fun at all. Honestly, by the time we were married 5 years I had learned no matter what I bought for any occassion it was going to get returned. It wasn't personal... anything anyone bought her went back. I bought jewelry, it went back. Clothes went back. Stuff for the house went back. So what I would do was just go buy something nice, price didn't matter. It was coming back. Now before you think I am exagerating,my ex would even buy stuff for herself, wrap it, hand it to me and say give this to me for whatever holiday it was. Guess what.... it got returned too. I don't think I returned anything. Not even when she bought me the shorts that were orange, pink and black with a matching tshirt. That was my birthday present one year She got mad when I would only wear them around the house. Sorry but there was a reason they

Another Truly Badass Danzig Tune.
"Mother" Mother Tell your children not to walk my way Tell your children not to hear my words What they mean What they say Mother Mother Can you keep them in the dark for life Can you hide them from the waiting wolrd Oh mother Father Gonna take you daughter out tonight Gonna show her my world Oh father Not about to see your light But if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's like Till your bleeding Not about to see your light And if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's Mother Tell your children to hold my hand Tell your children not to undesrstand Oh mother Father Do you wanna bang heads with me Do you wanna feel evrything Oh father Not about to see your light And if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's like Till your bleeding Not about to see your light And if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's Yea Not about to see your light But if you wanna find hell with me I

The Pa Snow Law And My Ratio Plan . . .
For those of us who live in the fine Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (*clears throat*), you may be aware that the law makers recently enacted some sort of new fanangled "Snow Law" that states that you have to have your car completely free of any snow and ice before you drive on the road. You can be fined for this if pulled over - and the police do not have to pull you over for another infraction. They say that snow flying off of vehicles causes accidents. Now, originally, I was, needless to say, LIVID about this. Not only is it an outright stupid law, but if my tax dollars are being spent paying friggin mororns to pass laws regarding snow on cars, I am going to stop paying taxes until the legislators of this state can prove to me that they spend one single moment during the day being sensibly productive. Then, I started concocting several plans of "attck" in my mind - from writing letters to my elected officials demanding them pay for every single resident of this Commonwealth

The Letter I'll Never Send
I wish I could say How much I care for you But I don't know how So here's what I'll do I'll write you a letter Saying what I've been through Day after day Always thinking of you I don't see you much But when I do it makes me cry So I'll write to you Without a lie I'll say that I love you The first line that I write So you instantly know At your first sght I'll say that I dream I'll say that I fly And without you I'd probably die I'll say that I smile As I write you the note I'll say that I wished I could wear your big coat I'll say that whenever I close my eyes I see you face It never dies I'll say that you're perfect In every possible way That I wish I could hold you Every single day I'll say that I wish You were here with me But it's crazy beacuse I know you can't be Do you think about me Or did you forget The things we had done And the goals we had set But after I read My note once again I realize I'd never send it It's

Death Of A Friend
I Want You To Know by Angela A brief moment of darkness was all that I knew, before Heaven's Gate came into my view. Loved ones and friends I had missed for many years, welcomed me with open arms and many happy tears. All the hurt, fear and pain that I have ever known, is gone from my life, I am finally home. I gazed upon the Lord's sweet smiling face, and for the first time in my life I knew and felt His grace. I know that you miss me, but please dry your eyes. I will always be watching and loving you from my home in the sky. A cool breeze on your face, a touch of light rain, I will send as a reminder that we will be reunited again. Life on earth is but one brief moment in time, I am finally home, Eternity is mine.

Tell Me What U Think !!!
This is a awesome Slipknot song be a real friend ,friend's and tell me what u think !!! Music Codes - MySpace Layouts She seemed dressed in all of me, stretched across my shame. All the torment and the pain Leaked through the cover in me Id do anything to have her to myself Just to have her for myself Now I dont know what to do, I dont know what to do when she makes me sad. She is everything to me The unrequited dream A song that no one sings The unattainable, Shes a myth that I have to believe in All I need to make it real is one more reason I dont know what to do, I dont know what to do when she makes me sad. But I wont let this build up inside of me I wont let this build up inside of me I wont let this build up inside of me I wont let this build up inside of me A catch in my throat Choke, torn into pieces No, I dont want to be this But I wont let this build up inside of me I wont let this build up inside of me I wont let this

Too Damn Funny.
The Nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one Sunday Morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven "Which part of your body goes first?" Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie? " Suzie replied:"Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!" "What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her."

The Rainbow Of Friendship
The weave of romance, friendship and love Always alive, moving with the two Their hopes and sharing The strength and warmth Each can give Each can be free And then the play unfolds When each can Live for the other Nurturing and inspiring Only the problems unforgiven Could end . . . The rainbows and real fun The times outdoor and flush With each other and breezes The light fills both lives A beach is the edge of their one heart The sky the cover of the naked Excitement and delight In giving Giving Giving If it isn't giving It isn't living

Oh No Is It Nsfw?
"The New Style" And on the cool check in Center stage on the mic And we're puttin' it on wax It's the new style Four and three and two and one What up! And when I'm on the mic - the suckers run (Word!) Down with Adrock and Mike D. and you ain't And I got more juice than Picasso got paint Got rhymes that are rough and rhymes that are slick I'm not surprised you're on my dick B-E-A-S-T-I-E, what up Mike D. Ah yeah, that's me I got franks and pork and beans Always bust the new routines I get it - I got it, I know it's good The rhymes I write - you wish you would I'm never in training - my voice is not straining People always biting and I'm sick of complaining So I went into the locker room during classes when into your locker and I smashed your glasses You're from syracuse- I'm from Manhattan You're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin' There it is - kick it!!! Father to many - married to none And in case you're unaware I carry a gun Stepped

Untitled Haikus
Untitled Haikus Her voice is like wind Drifting through the summer clouds Gently kiss my cheek Eyes of sparkling blue Clear deep pools of emotion Sooth my weary mind Always in my thoughts Forever a connection She understands me Tear drops start to fall Then mingle with the ocean Two salts join as one Here among my dreams She comes to me once again All we dream is love Everlasting joy Shall play across my features She has touched my soul Read my darling one Words penned for heart of beauty Self given to her

I Miss You
I miss you I miss you It seems like yesterday We were chillin in the park Gettin blown away But you've been gon For so much longer I know you feel your heart gettin colder But press all And stay strong And even if they try to hold you down You can overcome this ray Believe me There will be better days But just remember I'll stand by your side It don't matter what your going through I'll always be here for you I'll always be here for you I miss you I miss you Not a day goes by That I don't wanna cry You're in my heart You're in my mind I miss you I miss you It's been so long Since i've seen your face Sometimes I'm afraid That the memories will fade Since you've been away It's not the same Since you've been away I'm not the same I miss you I miss you Not a day goes by That I don't wanna cry You're in my heart You're in my mind I miss you I miss you

Alright, What The Hell?
I know not a lot of people are smart I guess you could say. But why is it that when they don’t know what the hell they’re talking about the resort to racism? I mean it only shows their fucking ignorance even more.

Letter From A Farm Kid
Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Army beats working for old man Minch by a mile . Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth y our cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you til noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route marches," which the Drill Sergeant says are long wal

Over There
Johnny1, get your gun, get your gun, get your gun Take it on the run, on the run, on the run Hear them calling you and me Every Son of Liberty Hurry right away, no delay, go today Make your Daddy glad to have had such a lad Tell your sweetheart not to pine, To be proud her boy's in line Verse 2 Johnny, get your gun, get your gun, get your gun Johnny, show the "Hun" 2 you're a son-of-a-gun Hoist the flag and let her fly Yankee Doodle, do or die Pack your little kit, show your grit, do your bit Yankee to the ranks from the towns and the tanks 3 Make your Mother proud of you And the old red-white-and-blue Chorus Over there, over there, Send the word, send the word over there That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming The drum's rum-tumming everywhere So prepare, say a prayer, Send the word, send the word to beware We'll be over, we're coming over And we won't c

Dinner With Mike
my friend mike is visiting h9ome from the airforce he stopped bye to say hi we went to dinner it was kool he and i and possibly killer are gonna go see virginia after she has the baby i havent seen her in forever since 2 xmass ago when she mike and josh and i hung out at the beach

A Sex Storie Called Spank
had a dream last night, I know not the most original of first lines but stick with me: I promise it gets better. I was walking down a long corridor with a lush red carpet and orange toned walls; people were milling all around me, entering doors or just walking like me. It was a while before I started noticing the signs on the doors I was walking past. WATERSPORTS HORSE RIDING FOOD They all seemed quite innocent at first, then the signs started to become more blatant BONDAGE ANAL RAPE I watched people as they marched confidently into these rooms until I came upon one that made me look twice. SPANKING I felt undeniably drawn to this room, as if there was a force pulling me on. I walked forward and opened the door quietly and slowly, my heart thumping and my nipples hard with excitement and curiosity. As I walked in I could see nothing ahead of me, the room was quite dark and I couldn't hear anything, my heart started to beat harder as I felt more s

Insurgents Push North Out Of Baghdad, Making Fight More Deadly For U.s. Forces
Insurgents push north out of Baghdad, making fight more deadly for U.S. forces 16 Feb 2007 Iraqi 'insurgents' have been streaming out of Baghdad to escape the security crackdown, carrying the fight to neighbouring Diyala province where direct attacks on Americans have nearly doubled since last summer, U.S. soldiers said. http://www.canada.com/topics/news/world/story.html?id=c52d497b-87fe-4f3c-b3eb-50c2ad5ddffe

Just Stuff
I haven't been writing much latly. All kinds of crazy stuff going on. But, I'm not writing about it. I need to foucous on the positive things. It's a nice sunny day outside. I went to a fun valentines party lastnight. There was a bulliton posted for it on the 15th. I somehow missed it though. They called me shortly after midnight and asked what I was doing. I was already drunk by that time though. So I couldn't drive out there. Someone came by and picked me up to bring me to the party. That was cool. I hang around with a very nice group of people. I didn't have valentines stuff to give to people, but ohwell. I usually give random stuff to people when I think it fits them anyway. Some of my valentines were themed towards following my raindbow. And coming to the other side of the rainbow. That's deffinatly not happening. It's kinda funny that people put stuff like that though. Valentines Day was interesting. ( not really ) I just went to school, took my ex to the h

Some Terms Of Extreme Sex You Should Know
The Teabagging The all time classic manoeuvre of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase "Who's your daddy?" The Houdini Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it. The Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favourite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impre

Wtf
http://www.nydailynews.com/02-18-2007/business/story/498475p-420213c.html Joe Kennedy an oily guy, says GOP pol BY AUSTIN FENNER DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Joe Kennedy helps carry fuel oil hose. A conservative Florida congressman is slamming Joe Kennedy as "un-American" for cozying up with Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez and its nationally owned Citgo Oil Co. Kennedy, who is president of Citizens Energy Corp, a nonprofit energy company, is featured in a slick television advertising campaign touting Venezuela's nationally owned company, Citgo, for providing discount home heating oil to low income Americans. Kennedy is seen proudly standing on the deck of a massive oil tanker wearing a blue hardhat saying: "I am Joe Kennedy. Help is on the way. Heating oil at 40% off from our friends in Venezuela at Citgo." Rep. Connie Mack (R-Fla.) slammed the son of the late Robert Kennedy as un-American for lending his image to Citgo and Chavez, an outspoken crit

What I Am Looking For In A Man
What I am looking for in a man: A man should be about 5'8"to 6'2" and at least 140 to 180 pounds.Who is religious and goes to church at least once a week and belives in god and prayer.Enjoys any types of reading such as astrology,biographies,classical,traveling,christian,some art etc,music such as some rap,r&b,christian,gospel,some world music.A few sports such as basketball,football is ok,soccer,rugby etc.help around the house,organized,a hard worker,able to care for 2 people. Who is understanding,faithful to god, who was never married and has or no kids. email me or call me. no scammers please.easy to talk to.can drive.looks is not necessairly importnat to me but what is important to me is what a man has in his heart. looks is important to me to an extent.also a good education andhas finished school/graduate/has a good paying job.Who is about 22-30 years old.talents are a plus.These the ngs I am looking for

Will They, Won't They?
"I'm going to the loo & then i've got to go" she said, getting up "I've got a long drive & the way the traffic was on the way down, I won't get home till midnight!" she laughed His heart sank a little, although he knew she was right "Ok darlin, I suppose i've gotta think about gettin me train home as well" She walked round the table & was so close, he wanted to reach out & hold her there & not let her go. But instead he watched her walk past him & up the stairs. He thought he could die a happy man at that moment, she looked so damn good. "Oh man, what an arse...I could watch that walk all night" he mumbled to himself. He took another drag from his cigarette & downed the last of the jamesons & coke. He looked round the bar, it was still early evening, so not many people were in. He turned back & his hand hovered over the ashtray, the cigarette he was about to stub out falling from his fingers into it as his eyes met her as she started to come back down the stairs. He let out

U Gotta Read Thiz!!! (lol)
One day, man walked up to his son and said, "son, i am a very wealthy and powerful man. I can buy you anything you want. Now being your highschool graduation day, i am giving you this offer of anything you want. Money is no thing to me. Tell me anything you want and I will get it for you." The son replied without hesitation and said, "I want 1, 000 green golf balls." The father, obviously bewildered asked the son why, and his son did not answer him. The father however, gave him the 1, 000 green golf balls he had asked for. 4 years later, The son had graduated from college and the father once again made him an offer. "Son, i am very wealthy, and i am very powerful. Money doesnt mean a thing to me. Once again, tell me anything in the world that you want and ill get it for you. The son once again asked for 1, 000 green golf balls. The man had grown very angry by this time, but loved his son so much that he gave him the 1, 000 green golf balls. The two men separated and after 5 years, the

Untitled
So here I sit, waiting on the person I could swear might be with me. Where is she? Should I call and check my messages? Should I go home and check msn? I'm sitting here, watching this time pass me by, slowly. As the minutes trickle into hours, I soon find myself saying "Fuck it, another hour, then I'll walk away." The bands setup, mic check, mic check, sound test. Instead of going & running away, I'll stand and listen to the bands play, at least my friend showed and kept his word today. Did she get my msg, does it really matter to me? No, cause when I wake up, it'll be a different day. I'll push & forget what happend that night, in no rush & no delay.

Relationships
How archaic is it to want someone to want you for you? To have someone that can only think of YOU? To know that they cherish you for everything you are not as much as they cherish you for everything that you are? How awful is it to want all of this? These are the things that our fathers and our grandfathers promised us when we were children and settled on their knees, along with the moon and that black or white pony. These are the things that are so elusive to the population of women today. These are the things that we miss the most in the post-liberation of women bull crap that we have accustomed ourselves to. We women like to pretend that we don't need to be reminded of how wonderful or beautiful we are. We like to think that we don't need the attention of our men. But the sad and honest truth is that these are the things we need the most. We NEED to know that you think we are beautiful when we just wake up, or that we are amazing when we do the smallest of things, like

~~god Bless America~~
Subject: Fw: OVER THE EDGE > A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, > pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In > Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same > glass twice." > > An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his > glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to > pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we > don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either. > > The American girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks > it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the > Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we > have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink > with the same ones twice. > > God Bless America! >

Countries I Will Date
If your country is on this list I will it is a possibilty I will take interest in you wales united kingdom vatican city venezuela vanatu united states ukraine tonga south africa scotland switzerland sao tome sweden slovenia san marino slovakia st vincent seychelles st lucia spain st kitts panama portugal ireland marshall islands kenya japan/okinawa/tokyo etc jamaica ghana great britain england cameroon

Stash,,,,points,,,,bucks
If ya need some help getting your points up why not come on by my stash,,,, right now I'm sittin on 1331....lol.... I'm sure that will set ya fer awhile....SMILES....Anyways I do hope you all are enjoying your night!!!

If You're Lonely
If you're lonely And need a friend And troubles seem like They never end Just remember to keep the faith And love will be there to light the way Anytime you need a friend I will be here You'll never be alone again So don't you fear Even if you're miles away I'm by your side So don't you ever be lonely Love will make it alright When the shadows are closing in And your spirit diminishing Just remember you're not alone And love will be there To guide you home If you just believe in me I will love you endlessly Take my hand Take me into your heart I'll be there forever baby I won't let go I'll never let go Anytime you need a friend I will be here You'll never be alone again So don't you fear Even if you're miles away I'm by your side So don't you ever be lonely It's alright It's alright

I Know...
Most of you don't like to talk however when ever you need to vent or something please feel free to shout at me,,, I am a very open person an would love to hear your problems,,, stories.... I don't bite so don't be afraid....SMILES!!!

Being Sick
Is a pain in the ass! It really is. I got sick yesterday out of no were. I got that like scratchy sore throat, then sickness headace, then got a fever last night. I was frezing though and had to put on warm clothes and wrap up in two blankets! I was still shivering to. I am really weak and barely have any energy. I'm just sitting here feeling like shit. I need to get some more rest and some more drugs. I am gonig to curl up with my cosmo and some soup right now though.

5 Starting Resistance Work
In order to have a good fitness program you need to address the main areas that apply. Thus far I have talked about cardio-vascular exercise and some mental exercises. In order to have a well balanced program you also need to incorporate resistance training. Resistance training is that which will make your muscles stronger, more flexible and hopefully more usable. In your high school gym classes you experienced these things at a basic level and they were often called calisthenics. Calisthenics will cover just about every need that you may have when it comes to developing your physical capabilities. Depending on what you’ve been doing up to this point, as I said before, start easy. You will not totally reverse years of inactivity quickly so take your time and avoid pain that could cause you to stop. When you do calisthenics or any strength exercises you will begin to use terms like repetitions (reps), sets, super sets, and exercises. Repetitions are one completion of th

So Simply
So Simply tonight as i lay beside him with my head on his stomach listening to him breath in and out i found myself happy, so simply. as i look in his eyes with him staring in mine looking at the love that he feels i find myself happy, so simply. as i feel the soft tender caress of his fingerstips on my skin feeling the love permiate me i find myself happy, so simply i have always thought that it was hard to find and feeling happiness would always eluded me when all i really needed to do is find the right person i find myself happy, so simply. Pauline Turner