Fubar Blog Posts 2

I'm Alive Yeah!
I have hardly been on here lately... I've been working like crazy and just haven't had much time online. I have worked almost full time this week, which is pretty rare for people who work at Safeway. Considering they don't hire ANYONE full time. Overtime is a no no (we're unionized or whatever) Anyway... just wanted to let ya'll know I'm alive and ok and hope everyone has a happy new year! x0x0 linzy

I'm Alive
In this world I feel so small In this world I feel so alone In this world I feel so afraid In this world I feel so alive I'm alive and well cuz I have all these feelings. I am alive and well cuz you gave me breath to breath In this world I know I will not belong In this world I know I'm different In this world I can't make it alone I'm alive because of you I'm alive cuz you gave me life I'm alive cuz your in my life I'm Alive In this world I will not stay In this world I will pray In this world I will shout In this world I will sprout I'm alive because of you I'm alive cuz you gave me life I'm alive cuz your in my life In this world there is hurt In this world there is pain In this world theres no peace In this world there is hunger I'm alive because of you I'm alive cuz you gave me life I'm alive cuz your in my life There will be a day that you come back There will be a day there will be no pain There will be a day I sing praises In

Im Almost Lost
Well my freakin ex came up to me today saying she wanted to try and get back together, but i have been hangin out with a friend of my coworkers wife, (she hooked us up), and im really starting to care for her, i just wanna see what people think, im really leaning for my new friend, because i know how my ex is and she said she has changed, but i doubt it. Anywhosys, thanks ya'll

Im A Leo ** In The August Dark **
I am hungry, Like a thirst maddened lioness, When satyr has driven, The beasts away. I thirst when he plays, His liquid bubbling pipes, I lay watching night after night, In the semi-cool of August, Naked and wind fondled. I arousethe dark swan, I stir the clover beneath, My cool milk-white belly, I craze the wanton white moths. The moon bends low, His bull horns gleaming, Yet satyrplays knowing, I am a captiveunicorn, Fierce, Broken, But not won.

I'm Almost....
I'm almost a cherry PIMP..I just need over 2500 points....I've been commenting, rating, fanning a ton of people today..I've reached my limit as far as stashes are concerned... So anyone thats not too busy..Could you possibly check to see if you've rated my pics, stash, profile..etc.?

I'm All Yours
We were relaxing on this beautiful shore. Fleecy white clouds in a golden sky. The beach was deserted, not a soul in sight. We were finally alone, just you and I. We had so many things to talk about. You were gone for such a long time. How much I missed you, you'll never know. Now and forever you'll be mine. Slowly you eased me down on our blanket. I could feel my eager heart race. Gentle fingers touched my lips, Then tenderly caressed my face. Then I felt your lips on mine. So slowy we started kissing. Finally those eager lips of yours, Made up for what they'd been missing. I felt them on my breasts and everywhere. The restrictions had been hastily undone. The passion was so overwhelming, As my love and again, became one. The memory of this day is forever, Even tho' we may again be apart. I promise you, darling, forever You will always have my heart.

I'm A Lesbian
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

I'm A Lesbian & Proud Of It
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED this because in the next seven days you will: * have someone fall in love with you * find a $20.00 bill on the ground * make-out with the person you like * find the love you always wanted BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles: "yeah i fucked her..... so? "I'm a lesbian" "I admit that I licked her" "FUCK U BITCH.........AND I HOPE U READ THIS" "I admit I sucked his dick " "I admit it I'd eat her like no tomorrow" "WHo you..Never..." "BEST WAY TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY" "I GOT ARRESTED AGAIN" "OkAy, So i ChEaTeD On HiM LaSt NiGhT...Sooo" ''Baby I want you back, im sorry '' "Just to settle all the rumors... yes i did" "I swear I only screwed him 4 times last night" "I'm getting married!" "Well fuck I'm pregnant again" "I got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "I miss him" ""I guess it was never meant to be "I hit it 5 times last night" "I got the scholarship!...I'm going to LSU" BEWARE IF U DONT REP

Im Alone.....
anybody wanna be my special valentine??? im gonna be alone for my 4th consecutive valentines day!!!! aarrrrgggghhh!!!!! so who wants to be my special valentine..... remember this....only one person gets to be my valentine. so what you got to offer??

Im A Lion... Hear Me Roar!!!
So tell me what y'all think about this and the Leo persona and how I really am :D Does it match much? ;) .:ARIES:. The best in bed Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to F@*# with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of BAD luck if you do not repost. .:VIRGO:. liar Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of BAD luck if you do not repost. .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative

I'm All Lonely By Myself.....
Just a little note to say "STOP BY MY PAGE AND ADD YOURSELF IN MY GUESTBOOK" I JUST ADDED A GUEST BOOK TO MY PAGE AND I AM ALL LONELY THERE BY MY SELF......SO SHOW A GIRL SOME LUV AND ADD YOURSELF. THANKS LUV YA SUGAR

I'm Almost Fed Up!
I know theres other that feel me on this. Got my ex breathing down my neck, using my son as a means of getting to me. Hes really starting to get under my skin. And I do love..he gave me the most precious thing I have, my son. But unfortunately he does NOT care about Cristian as much as he should. He always says hes going to get a job. Things fell apart between us after we won a lot of money. Then when he ran out of money I helped him. I never said anything when he stole my bank card and to this day I give him money. Im tired of taking care of two children, ya know?? And sometimes I cant say no. I havent found anyone to make me feel special in the meantime. Not anyone close anyways. I feel doomed...QUICK I need an e-slap across the face!!!

I'm Almost There..
Went to the doctor this am for a one month check and my BP is back to normal so I don't have to go on BP meds..woohoo... I've lost 13 pounds...only 28 more to reach my goal...woohoo... I sill miss my oreos but not as much as I used too...lol. Cutting out the junk food and cutting back on my portions has helped a lot. I won't say it's been easy but I'm not giving up now.. I feel a lot better and after getting on the scale today I feel a lot better about myself.. Woohoo I'm so happy I could cry... It's a beautiful day....

I'm A Loser, Baby, So Why Don't You Kill Me?
It's come to my attention a few things that I hate. Like...people on your friends list that don't reply to messages you send them (this is really more of a Myspace rant)...hey, if you're supposed to be on my friends list, respond to my fucking messages! Like it really takes that long to hit the little reply button and say "Hey, I'm a busy motherfucker but I took three seconds out of MY day to let you know that I still love you." Not hard, people! I also despise people that don't return phone calls, especially when there is a voicemail message left to accompany these calls. I'm pretty guilty of this myself, I can't lie...so I probably despise myself too, but damn it...let me know you're ALIVE, at least, holy shit. God, last night was so craptacular I could cry. I'm learning to do laundry by hand in the bathtub due to my brokeness (the laundromat is starting to break me, i have to go too often), and, well, because it would be nice of me to learn to live without some things (I'

Im Alright
If your reading this Then I finally did it I'm sorry I didn't say goodbye There was no time Understand I was stressed Living day to day was hard And I gave it my best But there was nothing left For me in this world To convince me to stay Now I'm long gone away Don't you do that Don't you start your tears Just remember all the time we spent over the years Never cried Never think bad to me What's done is done and that's the way it had to be I need you to be strong for me Say your prayer everyday in my memory I'm sure it's helping me To earn my feathers To get some wings And a halo and a harp and angelic things And even though I'm gone And outta sight Never worry about me I'm alright And if I should die Don't blame yourself and keep it locked inside I'm alright And everytime you cry don't breakdown Just keep me inside in your mind You only saw the outside Never knew what I was feeling Now everyday you lay in bed staring at the ceiling But you don't see

I'm Alone
I'm alone By: Dustin W. Dennison I tried to speak, But no one listened. I tried to cry, But no one cared. I tried to talk, But was interrupted. I hollered for help, But no one bothered. I tried to say good-bye, But no one noticed. Now I'm gone, And they don't even know, That I really am gone, None the less, how, Or why. Now I'm on my back, And I am alone, But don't be sad for me, I'm used to it.

I'm Alone
I'm Alone By: Dustin W. Dennison I'm alone again here in my room except for the dancing shadows made from the cars as they drive by And I wonder Are they alone? I'm alone again in my mind except for the echos redundancies coming from the voices out side And I wonder Are they alone? or am I the only one Alone in my lonliness?

Im A Loser
Some here think I am :P Well this is for you!!! Besides I am here for fun and friends not drama!! Muah!! Breathe in right away, nothing seems To fill this place I need this every time, take your Lies get off my case Some day I will find, a love that flows Through me like this This will fall away, this will fall away Youre getting closer, to pushing me Off of lifes little edge Cause Im a loser and sooner or later You know Ill be dead Youre getting closer, youre holding the fall Cause Im a loser, Im a loser, yeah This is getting old, I cant break these Chains that I hold My bodys growing cold, theres nothing Left of this mind or my soul Addiction needs a pacifier, the buzz of This poison is taking me higher This will fall away, this will fall away Youre getting closer, to pushing me Off of lifes little edge Cause Im a loser and sooner or later You know Ill be dead Youre getting closer, youre holding The rope and Im taking the fall Cause Im a loser Youre

Im A Lost Soul Whit Out You ....!
you say you dont care whit out saying nothing ,knowing you do .trying to plzzing other ppl in your life ,whit out plzzing your self.giveing in you wont, becase your mad that you cant say, what you truely want to, say.feeling that your not heard .an then you destroy everone around you.not knowing that you done it.not wanting too but it happens.an a voice out of the dark that you be came, say hey..lisen up, may be you need to re think ever thing an fix this mess that you made...knowing that there love waiteing on you at this long dark tunnle that you made out of thing that are good .all you need to is look an lisne an find your lost soul..becase im waiteing for you to find me again..form ANGER too MRS.Anger...im waiteing on you my love ........

I'm All Achy All Over..
I just got back from the gym :( I feel like my whole body wants to cramp up! grrr I can't go again till Monday tho :( Ah well. I think the weather is going to be fairly decent out this weekend so I'll try and get out a 5km walk or something !!

Im Alone
this is my blog for the day the first one on cherry tap... im thinking of giving up on love ive tried and tried to find it. i either keep screwing it up, finding someone that uses me, even finding someone way far away from where im at, and even finding women that are married, than i have these women that dont know what they want. its crazy.. when is it my turn will it ever happen? i know alot of people say this shit but i really dont think it will happen. i dont know what i do wrong or what is wrong with me but it seems like i cant do it. so whatever its life and life sucks most of the time and this must be the time it sucks cause right at the moment i hate life. i just cant deal with this shit anymore. i spend my holidays mainly by myself besides my family.. have a good day

I'm Alive....what Happened
I'm alive all....Laptop went kapoot on me back in Jan....why I haven't been on....just got a new one and will update everyone more when I have a chance....just wanted to let everyone know that I am ok

I'm Alive!!!!
Hey, friends! The rumors of my demise were exaggerated ... but only slightly. Here's the crazy story: I was walking around sick as a dog in the middle of March, I mean really f*cked up, trying to tough it out, when I got into a car accident, no doubt caused by my impaired judgment and compromised ability to operate a motor vehicle. Thought I was fine, then I woke up in the middle of that night with excruciating, blinding pain in my shoulder, which I assumed was the result of the accident. Went to the emergency room the next morning -- March 17, St. Patrick's Day -- and it turned out that the accident had nothing to do with it, the pain in my shoulder was a manifestation of the fact that my lungs were completely filled with fliud. I'd been walking around with pneumonia for probably about a week. Real smart. So they admitted me, and upon further testing discovered that not only did I have pnemonia, I also had some nutty thing called acute respiratory distress syndrome. Which i

I'm Alive....
so some of you are wondering where I have been.....well I'm working two jobs I have been helping with my little girls pre school....I have been so busy but hey now you know i didnt fall of the face of the earth and I'm still alive so thats good right???? anyway my 6 year old broke her arm yesterday It's pretty bad so I am gonna be taking care of her for a while ifI'm not on ever thats why well the 2 job thing doesnt give me much spare time either but hey you all know I miss you well some of you I miss...ahhahhahh...jp.....anyway take care ttys....love me

I'm A List Girl
I'm a list girl, I live by my lists, my to do's, my shopping, my how to lists. I used to lay in bed with my lists running through my head as I tried to get some sleep. When I would go on vacation I would spend months creating the perfect packing list, where to go list, when to do what list. I would become obsessed with these lists to the point that I would lose lots of sleep over them. Now I am trying very hard to get rid of my lists for me and my kids. I no longer plan every moment of our lives. I would rather live and have fun than be ruled by a stupid list. I would rather my sons look back and say remember that day that mommy let us eat icecream for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I want the man that I am with to enjoy who I am not get angry over my compulsiveness to be ruled by time, and a list. So I'm going camping with my guy, in 21 days! I refuse to make a list, over and over again that is. I will make the what to pack, what to buy and what will I cook list. But no othe

I'm Alittle Bored And Alittle New To This Site Can You Help Me With.....
maybe a # maybe a comment maybe a looky look... lol i don't know how do this work anyone know? can you explain what the whole cherry bucks is for. i'm not quite understanding the whole thing, you have to pay REAL cash for a cherry blast...? that's crazy... lol but yea GIRLZ hit me up and let me know what you think of my pics....

Im Already Dead
Lonely and hurt broken i remain residing in hell livin in pain masked by lies i slowly fade away the nightmare i live with each and every day the meaning of it all to which my mind attends has not one answer that i fully comprehend the bottom of my mind holds the answers which i call i keep reaching towards it in this never ending fall stay strong and keep going its nevertoo late no one seems to realize that its not worth the wait there is no such thing as help outside of your mind its you against yourself with your demonds interwined its a batlle hard fought but never to be won either way you end up losing when its all said and done too late, came and passed and of me nothing more i wrote my own ending and i shut my own doors live your life to the fullest thats what they all said but whats the point in trying if im already dead!!!

I'm Alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey boys and girls long time no see huh!!?? Well sorry, lots of crap has been happening in my "offline" life and I haven't had a chnace to get on!! Anyhow, for those of you that like me and want to keep in contact go to Xpeeps and add my new profile to your friends list!! http://www.xpeeps.com/sammi I won't be on Cherry Tap for much longer, and I deleted my MySpace profile... I'll only have time for one and I picked the perverted one!! (Xpeeps) LOL go figure!! ;) If you don't have an account there go get one or you'll most likely never chat to me again!! :( Go NOW!! haha PS: I have some naked pix up there... tee hee http://www.xpeeps.com/sammi Bye all!!! xOxOx

I'm All Yours, Take Care Of Me..
My heart pounds, every beat I feel like it's trying to escape.. Where love now stays, once there was pain, anger, maybe a little hate.. I let the images of your body cross my mind, wanting you more each day.. I am hard people have said, don't fuck with her, never get in her way.. They don't know how you have gotten to me, soften the shell.. Each night you are not touching me, kissing me, each night alone, I am in hell.. I question my sanity, putting my heart in a strangers hands, am I wrong.. Don't hurt me, my vengence would be painful, loud, and long.. I'm trusting you to care for what has been broken before, take care.. I am yours, each breath, each word, my soul, each curve, here I am for you bare..

I'm A Lost Soul
I'm a lost soul Not sure of who I am. Traveling through life confused. Looking for what life has to offer. Giving my love to people that don't Deserve it, needing to be wanted by A real man, needing to be love by a real man. Expressing love through sex. I keep hearing life has more To offer than sex. But every time I talk with someone It's all the same. --Latisha Tiny Richardson--

Im Alone
Here I walk alone on this dark, cold and scary path. What a silly stupid little girl, i thought we would last. I waited, i wondered, I cried, I fell apart inside and never let it show. Im not sure what went wrong, Im heart broken, Im not sure i want to know. I gave You everything, I tried to be strong. I gave my love while you gave me hope. I look back and no regrets of us i swear. Im sorry for not being there. You needed me and i back away, you wanted me yet i was afraid to stay. Im not good at this hole relationship thing, i have never felt so unsure Im scared to walk in this dark, im scared now of all the pain u have endured. Im not saying i didnt try or the words i said were fake. Im saying im sorry , sorry for being your mistake. ill leave you now with many hopes, happiness and beautiful dreams for you I leave knowing that till the end of time Ill always wish id be beside you. My rock, my life my love my dream, This is always so f**ked up for me T

Im Always Naughty
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I'm A Loser Baby...
Schedule for tomorrow: I have... 5 stores to do tomorrow, technically. Big store in the morning, then the rest are small shit. Costs which don't take more than two hours per, and two photo labs, one is with one of the costs. Biggest bummer? Having around 4 hours between the morning and the photolabs/costs. Bleh. Will make phone calls tomorrow to find out if I'm gonna drive all the way home or not. Had to do this conference call bullshit today. Apparently some people are complete and utter morons at my job... I do inventories for a few different medical supplies and apparently some have gone so badly that they had to be re done (not mine! in other offices/districts!) Come on people it isn't rocket science. Bleh. Anyways, I'm going crossed eyed. I'm done. XOXO

Im All About You
There's somethin' that I've got to say You're always with me Even though, you're far away Talkin to you on my cell Just the sound of your voice Makes my heart melt Oh girl, well it's true I'm all about you I'm all about us No, baby, you never have To question my love And every night There's a new crowd But it's always you That I'm singing about There is only one these words Are going out to Oh girl, I'm all about you Some other girl will make me forget you're mine There's not a doubt in this world That anyone could take the Place of my number one girl It's true I'm all about you I'm all about us No, baby, you never have To question my love And every night There's a new crowd But it's always you That I'm singing about There is only one these words Are going out to Oh girl, I'm all about you When i close my eyes i can see you It's like your right here And this feeling's only gettin' stronger You're with me everywhere I'm all about you

I'm A Libra....and It Actually Fits!!!!!
**Naughty Horoscopes** Aries (March 21- April-19) LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color.

Im A Little Naughty
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Im A Lucky Man
hi im bigboy, and i have a story to tell. you can vote or not. i have my own confedece back, im a brand new man now.. am i crazy well yes i am, you see a woman with very good tast just steped into my life and made me a very happy man... i see the world threw different eyes, yes im talking about love, im in love with this woman that loves me as well.. thats a very specail thing to me... you all may remember me as the man that was very unhappy with my self... yes im raddling on, i guess thats love... am i a lucky man well lets see im in love, im very happy and im not talking stupid any more... so yes i think im a lucky man, and very happy with my woman..... vote if this is good and sounds like ive changed for the better....... BIGBOY

I'm Alive
WELL I JUST BECAME A STATISTIC........... A FUCKIN ASSHOLE CUT ME OFF TURNED LEFT ALMOST ON TOP OF ME AND i HAD TO LAY MY BIKE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING BROKE ON ME JUST A COUPLE CUTS AND BRUISES AND SORE AS HELL.. SCARED THE HELL OUT OF MY FAMILY. WHY R SOME PEOPLE SO FUCKIN BRAIN DEAD?????????????? I'LL KNOW MORE ABOUT THE BIKE TOMMORROW AFTER I CALL THE DEPEW POLICE GOODNIGHT

I'm Alone But Not Lonely!!
Alone but NOT Lonely: September 3rd, 2006 The thought of us together Used to send me thoughts of pleasure I’d give anything to trust you again But you’ve committed that one unforgivable sin I’m sorry baby what more can I say We both know you fucked up in a major way The love we shared, you’ve definitely killed Don’t worry my heart was very quickly healed You say you’re no longer interested in other women but it's far too late..that was one mistake that never should've taken place And that if I forgive you, you’ll never do it again I know you’ve said it over and over again It only happened because you weren’t sober You said I was the only one who owned your heart I remember when I thought that we’d never part You say you still haven’t found a better lover Maybe it’s because you’re supposed to suffer And that you wish you hadn’t put our love to the test Because now you’ve realized now that I was the best You say you know better now, And you ask if I can tell Bu

Im Alive (i Think)
So I`have been a busy little bee with no honey to show for it. Or much of any fun either. So in my absence I see that this place has changed its name again. Damed Assholes cant they make up their mind yet. Anyways For those of you that give a crap about me and actually have taken the time to talk to me I am still alive by the way.

I'm Almost Back
Hi It's so good to feel you are missed. You receive those signals with even the tiniest pieces of attention and you feel good. You feel you have somebody who cares, you feel you have somebody you can really talk to, not just happily rejoyce. I do not agree with the quote of some famous person that friends are just for happy moments and if you are sad and low you'd better stay alone. I like sharing all with my friends. This week was tough because I only had so much paperwork and no fun, no usual chats on IM, no Fubar, not even proper emails. Rush everywhere and about almost everything. I do hope things will get less hectic by the end of this week and I will finally sit dow and relax a bit. Thank you all for the comments and attention. , K

Im Alittle Down Today
well it has to be a monday dont it. i didnt have work or anything so that is good but im just a little down. i dont know it it is because of the weather or what. oh well i will live i guess. so anyways i just have no clue why im feeling this way today. i know that it is part of my depression that i try to hide from every one but i cant seem to hide it from myself. but im not wondering if all this depression or what ever im going through has anything to do from lack of sleep. cause i dont sleep much either. i might get 3 to 4 hours and that is if im lucky. ok well i guess this is a stupid blog be the ppl that reads it can deal with that. anyways im going to stop the typing now and find something else to do.

Im A Libra What Are You
LIBRA * -- Very pretty. -- Very romantic. -- Nice to everyone They meet. -- Their Love is one of a kind. -- Silly, fun and sweet. -- Horny -- Loud -- Great in bed and i mean great -- Have own unique sexiness. -- Most caring person you will ever meet -- the most irresistible SAGGITTARIUS * -- Spontaneous. -- Horny. -- Freak in Bed. -- High sex appeal. -- Rare to find. -- Great when found. -- Loves being in long relationships. -- The one -- So much love to give -- Not one to mess wit -- Very pretty. -- Very romantic. -- Nice to everyone They meet. -- Their Love is one of a kind. -- Silly, fun and sweet. -- Have own unique sexiness. -- Most caring person you will ever meet! -- Amazing n Bed..!!! -- Did I say Amazing in Bed? LEO * -- Great talker. -- Sexy and passionate. -- Laid back. -- Knows how to have fun. -- Is really good at sex! and i mean REALLY GOOD! more like great -- Great kisser. -- Unpredictable. fo r

I'm Alive
LOL...barely! Anyways they've changed my schedule yet again and i'm now doing 2am to 10am. My body is just never going to adjust, but i'm surviving. I've put the request in to go to swings. Don't know how long that will take though. I've really come to like the graveyard people and will miss them when they do eventually change my schedule. Tomorrows my Friday and I finally get 2 days off in a row. I know I need it. Anyways just wanted to tell ya all i'm sorry i've been somewhat missing in action and not more available to rate, comment and chat. Have a fantastic weekend. Luv ya, Jackie BTW I need to find a home for my two adorable chihuahuas, anyone now of anyone that might want to give them a good home. They are mother and son and I will not separate them. (pics in my pet album)

I'm Alive 2
Ok here is the deal so far. I am out of work for awhile, my 2yr old motorcycle is totaled and at the scrapyard. Nothing on my bod is broke, alot of deep bruiseing and my ribs shifted,however: a normal neck is supposed to be curved mine is straight. I might have some screwed up disks. Not sure yet waiting for MRI results. BUT I am alive and able to bitch about it.

I'm A Little Tired Of This . . .
Okay, I am REALLY beginning to get tired of this. I've ridden right past annoyed, and have started to become pissed. I am so sick to death of people either messaging me, or IMing me, for the SOLE purpose of ripping me apart for what they read in my profiles. Who made you (and I use the term 'you' as a generalization) the Internet Policeperson for my profile? If you do not like what is written in my profile, quit reading and move along to another profile you WILL like. It's not MY fault that YOU can't handle blunt honesty in a profile. I AM a vampire, whether you believe me or not. If you don't believe it, fine. That's your problem, not mine. But e-mailing me, or IMing me, for the purpose of calling me 'crazy', 'psychopathic', or 'dangerous', just because you don't believe I am what I claim I am, shows exactly what kind of judgmental asshole you truly are. But the above actually bothers me much less than this: You have absolutely NO right to judge my lifestyle, or

Im A Leo!
LEO: The Lion in bed Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at shit. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found.

I'm Allergic!
to life. i've noticed the one downfall for me waking up everyday is i sneeze for like a good hour until i guess i'm fully lucid. it's funny because i've never been allergic to anything before and i've realized just now that i'm allergic to life. next time i get asked at the doctor's or hospital if i have an allergies I will say... "Yes doctor. I'm allergic to life." :D

I'm Also As Well, Leaving Fubar
If any of you want to remain in contact with me, I will leave this up for a few days. Email me and give me any info you want, or ask me for mine. Things are not the same anymore and I don't even come on here. So for those of you who want to remain friends/in contact, let me know. I will give this a few days. Jessica

I'm All Emotional Again.poem Tim.
Listening to songs that I shouldn't be listening to once more and It got me down too.But If I'm gonna get through my heartbreak I've to do It In my own way I guess and thats mean me writing love poems rather they be depressing or of new love.So here's another poem: Never Gonna See You. Your love burns deeply at my heart,searing It to a crispy outer shell.For It beats for you and ached for your love,for you once told me you loved me with all your heart sending me to heaven.But your attention soon turned to another guy,without as much as a second thought to me.Your love once Inspired me to write of you,but now It's only sadness that feels my heart.Cutting me deeply to my core,the coldness Is my lover for now as thoughts of you sends me to a dark hole where you are there for me no more.But think of you I do,and letting you go turns out to be the hardest thing for me to do.For without you my heart Is as empty as a lake with no more water to su

I'm A Lier
I AM A LIER....SORRY TO SAY.... I PROMISED I WOULN'T HURT 2 AWSOME PEOPLE AND I DID , THEY IN MY FOLDER THAT SAYS I BELIEVE MY FRIENDS.... THE STANLEY FAMILY... DORRIS N DANIEL I HURT THEM AND I AM A BAD PERSON

Im Alover
ALL ABOUT wildaboutu1964 Lovers find it easy to fall in love – it’s your favorite pastime! It’s easy for you to think up ideas for romantic dates. In fact, just the thought of the romantic evening ahead makes your pulse race. You’re an incurable romantic. Caution is for the faint of heart, and that’s not you! In fact, your heart is an open book, and you’re just waiting for the right person to come along and read it. IT TAKES TWO Plan together: Sure, you can think of romantic dates with one hand tied behind your back. But you’ll have even more fun – and more romance – if you plan as a team. Start small – try cooking a simple meal together. Plan it, shop for it, cook it and enjoy it. Don’t forget the candles! All you need is love: Show that your heart’s in the right place – volunteer together at a local shelter or charity project. A sure way to win the heart of the one you love is to show that you have lots of love to give. Make beautiful music: Want to see how well you real

Im Always My Worst Enemy When It >>>
comes to love and matters of the heart. Me and my thoughts are not always a thinking right or correct. I say things or type things with out given it enought thought process . Then some one(you) takes it worng , from what I meen it to mean.. How will I ever fix this . I didn,t go out on a date , it was a church revival. I stated a date but didn,t think of my actions (words)till I already sent the message. to late . well P O F is a site much like Fubar. I went there ,checked it out , a friend sugested it to me is all... Thought ( You )a person I know , would want to check it out too.. Since this person (You) stated to me , You wanted to look in Your neck of the woods once. . Or at least I thought you,d contact me about it. Well that was my thinking , but I was wrong again.. Im asking can you Forgive me my words and type ; I do make mistakes , but you also ; have said things that hurt me at times and I forgive you . Am I to Not be Forgiven for my Mistakes . I did not do t

Im Always To Late, First!!
I HATE ALWAYS BEING FIRST TO BE TO LATE. WISH I WOULD HAVE MET YOU FIRST IS A COMMON PHASE I SAY ALOT. AN WRITING A BLOG TO GET MY FEELINGS OUT DOES ACUALLY HELP ME DEAL WITH THE FACT. THAT IM UGLY FAT AN NEVER NAKED ENOUGH FOR ANY GOOD DECENT MAN. YES I AM VERY ANGRY. BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I FEEL I HAVE TO COMPETE WITH TO GET THE ONE MAN I DO LIKE TO LIKE ME. BUT IM TO LATE. ONCE AGAIN ALREADY TAKEN GOT TO HIM FIRST. SO I FEEL BETTER NOW I HAVE THAT ALL OUT. AN I WILL NOT BE SO HASTY THE NEXT TIME. ITS SEEMS THE MEN I JUST WANT TO BE FREINDS WITH WANT MORE. AN THE ONES I DO ARE LIKE I SAID TAKEN OR GOING TO BE TAKEN. I JUST CANT SEEM TO BE THERE FIRST. SO I LEAVE ALL MEN ALONE EXCEPT TO SAY HI HOW YA DOING AN LEAVE IT AT NOTHING BEING MORE SAID. DONT THINK I CAN TRUST THEM ANYWAY. OR MAYBE ONE OF THESE DAYS ONE WILL COME ALONG AN GREET ME FIRST THAT I LIKE AN WANT TO GET TO KNOW. THAT ONE WE WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AN SEE.

I'm Already There
Side note: yes I love wickedly gay, mushy songs!! - Lonestar He called her on the road From a lonely cold hotel room Just to hear her say I love you one more time And when he heard the sound Of the kids laughing in the background He had to wipe away a tear from his eye A little voice came on the phone And said "Daddy when you coming home" He said the first thing that came to his mind I'm already there Take a look around I'm the sunshine in your hair I'm the shadow on the ground I'm the whisper in the wind I'm your imaginary friend And I know I'm in your prayers Oh I'm already there She got back on the phone Said I really miss you darling Don't worry about the kids they'll be alright Wish I was in your arms Lying right there beside you But I know that I'll be in your dreams tonight And I'll gently kiss your lips Touch you with my fingertips So turn out the light and close your eyes I'm already there Don't make a sound I'm the beat in your hear

I'm A Loafer
You Are Loafers You are confident, powerful, and successful. Hard working and business like, you always dress and act appropriately. You are consistent and a bit conservative. You aren't really susceptible to trends, although you always dress well. While you tend to be formal, you know how to adapt to your surroundings. So are professional at work... but more laid back when your with your friends. You should live: In a huge city You should work: In a competitive field where you can rise to the top What Kind of Shoe Are You?

I'm Alive - Disturbed
Never again will I be dishonored And never again will I be reminded Of living within the world of the jaded They kill inspiration It's my obligation To never again, allow this to happen Where do I begin? The choices are endless Denying the sin My art, my redemption I carry the torch of my fathers before me The thing I treasure most in life cannot be taken away There will never be a reason why I will surrender to your advice To change myself, I'd rather die Though they will not understand I won't make the greatest sacrifice You can't predict where the outcome lies You'll never take me alive I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive Change again, cannot be considered I rage again, dispelling my anger Where do I begin? The choices are endless My art, my redemption, my only salvation I carry the gift that I have been blessed with My soul is adrift in oceans of madness Repairing the rift that you have created I am not alone, brothers, give me your arms now The thing

Im Almost Manic Lol
You Are 49% Manic You are definitely super charged, and your energy is infectious! Your mania is something to be proud of. You wouldn't be you without it. Just make sure not to give into that self destructive streak of yours. Are You Manic?

I M All Alone On What Used To Be A Happy Day
i used to spend easter with my 2 girls because of 2 women that hate each other i can no longer see my girls, i know there mom was just protecting them from what she thought was a bad situiation but i always seem to be paying the piper lol you'd think io be used of it by now 4 marriages gees it hard to believe i used to take the girls to jc pennies and buy them matching easter dresses every year since they were born its a family ritual but that has come to an end okay enough said have a happy easter princesses love lots

I'm Always Right!
You Mostly Fight Fair When you fight, you tend to remember your end goal of resolving conflict. However, you can get a little too wrapped up in your own feelings. Remember that there are two sides to every argument. And even if you think you're totally right, you should take more time to hear your partner out. Do You Fight Fair?

I'm Alone Again
I'm Alone Again by LateNiteFantasy© a blink then you came free they set you to my eyes like an explosion of brightness only the sun can match i blinked and you came to be a smile crossed my lips and my eyes brightened with joy each second seemed like hours you came near i felt i stuttered you smiled i felt like i had reached my goal my eyes were enthralled i your presence i couldnt breath each passed moment felt like it was grand i blushed and tried to hide turning away and smilling inside as your lips moved i gasped, a realization occured to me comming like a breath of air taken fast a double breath and i stopped a moment time froze in our meet i blinked and couldnt breath i was under water as you came near me then time came back and i smiled each second seemed so wild i shuuder now to think your gone from me right now a feeling in my gut as i looked under your brow eyes that would send the waves of the oceans to part and lips so soft as si

Im Alive In The Land Of The Dead!
They say that i wear my feelings on my sleeves in plain veiw,for the whole world to see, like it's a bad thing! They say that im easy to trust, and i fall to fast and to hard, in love, like it's a bad thing! So i just sing my music cause it's alive to me, it allows me to feel and helps me to see. But the real problem is, when it's all done and said, I am alive and well in the land of the dead! and that a bad thing? KEMEE

Im Almost Henchman Help Me Level Please
Please go show my Lil Sis some Fu Luv ! Lets Level Her!!! Shes ONLY 107k From HENCHMAN! Bling Her! Rate Her! Add Her! Comment Her! Do It ALL!!! **WIKID LETTE **FU-OWNERS OF HOT&FLUFFY AND PIMPSUGARBEAR**AUCTIONS OVER**@ fubar

Im Alone And Bored I Need To Be Recued
im lonely bored and i need to be rescued where are all the hot guys at look at me im being told im gorgeous but it doesnt matter i guess cause ive been alone for over a year and im sooo tired of it so to all the hotties im single and available scoop me uo before i get tooo old

Im A Little Teapot (remix)
Im a little emo short and wisp here is my blade and here is my wrist when i get all depressed hear me cry you slit my wrist and watch me die I didn't write this my friend did but i still wanted to post it up

I'm A Lion!
You Are a Lion You have the potential to be very powerful and wealthy. You were born to rule. You are able to contribute to a community and balance everyone's interests. You are incredibly brave and totally fearless. You are usually passive... until it's time to jump into action. You are a very passionate person. You tend to be jealous, and it's easy to provoke you into a fight. What Animal Are You?

I'm Already There
He called her on the road From a lonely cold hotel room Just to hear her say I love you one more time But when he heard the sound Of the kids laughing in the background He had to wipe away a tear from his eye A little voice came on the phone Said "Daddy when you coming home" He said the first thing that came to his mind I'm already there Take a look around I'm the sunshine in your hair I'm the shadow on the ground I'm the whisper in the wind I'm your imaginary friend And I know I'm in your prayers Oh I'm already there She got back on the phone Said I really miss you darling Don't worry about the kids they'll be alright Wish I was in your arms Lying right there beside you But I know that I'll be in your dreams tonight And I'll gently kiss your lips Touch you with my fingertips So turn out the light and close your eyes I'm already there Don't make a sound I'm the beat in your heart I'm the moonlight shining down I'm the whisper in the wind And I'll b

I'm Alright
Twiztid - I'm Alright If your reading this Then I finally did it I'm sorry I didn't say goodbye There was no time Understand I was stressed Living day to day was hard And I gave it my best But there was nothing left For me in this world To convince me to stay Now I'm long gone away Don't you do that Don't you start your tears Just remember all the time we spent over the years Never cry Never think bad to me What's done is done and that's the way it had to be I need you to be strong for me Say your prayer everyday in my memory I'm sure it's helping me To earn my feathers To get some wings And a halo and a harp and angelic things And even though I'm gone And outta sight Never worry about me I'm alright [x2] [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/bTc ] I'm alright And if you should die Don't blame yourself and keep it locked inside I'm alright And everytime you cry don't breakdown Just keep me inside in your mind You only saw the outside Neve

I'm Alive...
I'm alive because of you As we lie beneath the stars It makes us realize how small we are Imagine if those stars could learn Learn to love as we do You've made me see It's not too late, never too late This world may never be what I expected You've made me care-free in a careless world Thank you for lighting my way Such sweet words I want to give you Goodnight my perfect angel As I pull away from you I fall apart Together we are whole As we lay together I say sleep tight my love You've become what I live for Stay with me till the end of time Be my sunshine and my night sky Cover all that is within me...

Im A Lollipop Kid..gonna B In An Auction..who Wants To Own Me?
All entries are due by midnight Thursday! Auction will start on January 2nd @ midnight and will end on January 9th @ midnight Here Are The Auction Rules! 1. The entry fee will be 25k to enter 2. I will be promoting this heavily BUT self promotion is a must! 3. Absolutely NO drama or I will delete your auction. Lets have a BLAST with this! 4. I am not responsible for the highest bidder paying you 5. Please PM your entry's not threw the shout box! 6. Let's Have Fun and Happy Bidding! Auction Brought To You By The Beautiful: VAs FyNeSt~Owned By Jaded One Bulletin Brought To You By: SinfulBrat

Im A Loser
I am leaving fubar for awhile because I cant stop being scandelous. I am hurting the woman I love nd I dont want to lose her forever. It doesnt help when there are so many sluts that want to help me out in lying or being naughty. (i.e. a certain k bunny in a certain chat room) But anyway I want this to work with her so I will not be Djing or online till I can get myself under control. Ill miss all my friends. Nate

I'm Always Thinking Of You
I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind, thoughtful way, The joy that you bring To my life every day. I love you today As I have from the start, And I'll love you forever With all of my heart

I'm Alive!
So, where have I been? After having a falling out with my stepmom and dad, I'm kinda living ta Jeremy's, except for the days i'm with Brad. Speaking of. I have a boyfriend. ^^ me! of all people! What floored me even more is that Brad actually LIKES me. *girlish giggle* I about cried- for my birthday, he got me a Titansteel Shield Wall. *sigh* I'm really fallin' for him. Also. My birthday's on the 27th. ^^

I'm A Lil Bit Country [train]
I'm A Lil Bit Country! As with every other train out there - drama will NOT be tolerated! 1. Fan each person below. 2. Rate their profile. (If you have rated their profile recently - rate one of their pictures) 3. Leave them a comment telling them you are riding this train. **You DO NOT need to add each person as a friend** When you have rated everyone message aGEM4life to be added to the list and for your tag to be made. Rate this folder of pics to receive your personal tag. Start with this one (and continue until the end of folder)... Your Host: Willie - Proud Owner of aGEM4life Maker of the Tags: ♊aGEM4life♊ [SinnersFamily-SBG-SpankersClub] ProudlyOwnedByWillie ~Wife of Ike~ The Riders: 1. Ladydy 2. HersheyK

Im Always There/poetry
I'm always there when you close your eyes, No matter how far away heaven seems to be. I'm always there when you reach for me. In the night no matter how empty your bed seems to be. Im always there when the tears blurr your site, No matter how hard it is to see. You say my eyes are like the clear blue waters of the seas. But when you look in to them do you see the choppy waves and dark clouds of, The storm that is brewing inside of me. You help to open up the storm gates hidden deep with in, I release the deep pain and it floods like rain once again. I am always there when the clouds are heavy and dark, No matter how dim. You are there to help them part. You see a delicate heart so full of life, But can you feel how hollow i truly feel. Lost in a world to walk alone so shallow I feel so all alone. No matter how grim or how hollow i truly am I am always there even if it is just to reach out my hand. They all say they see a strong gentle me, But is this what they all

I'm Already Broken, You Can't Break Me Anymore
You can't break me to pieces,I'm already broken.You can't make me cry,I'm already crying.You can't make me hurt,I'm already dying.Through this I know the worst has come,My nightmare has just begun.I feel scared and alone with no one around.I choke on my sobs, but you'll never hear a sound.I want to be breathless, to feel no more.I'm already broken, starting at my core.I'm weak and I'm fragile if you don't already know,I do my best to make it not show.I'm broken and shattered, shaking inside.All I want to do now is run..and forever hide.Maybe if I'm alone no one could hurt me anymore.I can live in my own pain and misery,Maybe he won't even miss me.

I'm Alive!
I haven't been on here in forever, but I've been painting again. So, to all Sci-fi/ Doctor Who fans: here is a link to my new Doctor Who painting on ebay that's up for bid. I also have Star Wars ones coming up. Also, for any of the friends I used to talk to, I'm on facebook a lot, just never on here. You can look for me at elfincreature2@hotmail.com if you'd like to add me...I miss everyone :) http://www.ebay.com/itm/270854157016?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1586.l2649

"i'm Alright.i'm Okay"-a Poem I Wrote A Few Yrs Ago For My 5 Yr Old Nephew Who Drowned
My 5 yr old nephew, Seth was amazing.He never used to cry. Which was unusual for a 5 yr old. Everytime he would fall or get hurt, he would just get up, brush himself off and say "I'm alright, I'm ok"-hence the title of this poem. Also, there was something he did that we all called "googly eyes" where he would smile and bat his eye lashes. Which I also mention in this poem. We love you Seth. See you soon, buddy Tearfully we watched you As you slowly slipped away Although it hurt to see you go We could not make you stay A golden heart stopped beating A joyful smile at rest God broke our hearts to prove He only takes the best You brightened up the darkest day When you flashed those "googly eyes" It put a smile on our face When it hurt too much to cry Now when we see your picture You look back at us and say "Don't cry, I'm here with Jesus. I'm alright,I'm ok"

I'm Always Trying To Find A Way For Athletic Bilbao And I Have Benefited From The Solution
As early as in early 2013 signed a transfer with Juventus Serie A "preliminary contract", 28 years of the Spanish national team striker Llorente Bilbao effect for the last season flies are not happy, the whole personal goals season down from a previous season 29 suddenly reduced to the poor 5. This summer, Llorente Bilbao contract will officially expire and the Spanish high center can finally said in an interview to talk about the future of the generous. Juventus jersey ???? Llorente of the "Marca" reporter, said: "Juventus is not only the best club in Italy, but also one of the best teams in Europe. Since they like after I expressed interest, Juventus has always I left a very deep impression. they are a big club, fully comparable with Barcelona and Real Madrid. could qualify for such a club effect, I am lucky. " ???? In talking about his upcoming farewell Basque hometown club - Bilbao when Llorente will still feel free to leave their practices in some apologies to his former club, b

I'm All Alone
I'm all alone I'm all alone Remembering the way things used to be I remember how you used to make me feel I wish that you can be next to me I'm all alone My days are dreary, my nights are cold You used to fill my heart with such warmth Now, I wish that I could have you to hold I'm all alone Thinking about what I want to say to you This poem is about how I feel Without you, I don't know what I'd do I'm all alone My eyes are holding back the tears I spend my days and nights searching for answers I really wish that you were here I'm all alone Reminiscing on the good times that we had Why did things fall apart between us? I feel lonely, I'm feeling heartache, I feel so sad I'm all alone I miss you, I want you to understand that I'm waiting by the phone I miss the sound of your voice I need you, I'm here all alone -Aidan-

I'm A Magician....
You Are The Magician You are powerful and wise - beyond what anyone can see. Deeply complex, you have the resources to connect to the spiritual and material world. You posses the knowledge to manipulate your life and the lives around you. You also have a great healing power, should you choose to use it. Your fortune: You have unhidden powers that you have yet to tap into. Soon, you will better understand how to use your intellect and intuition. Believe it or now, you will discover how you can manipulate yourself and others for good. You are at the beginning of a path of spiritual enlightenment. What Tarot Card Are You?

I'm A Miscarriage Survivor...if You R Too Or A Support Person Of Someone Who Has Please Let Me Know In Loving Memory Of My Beloved Mari An Alex
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Im Amy Lee
You Are Amy Lee! Gothy, expressive, woman-in-pain Who looks damn good in a corset "When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears" Who's Your Inner Rock Chick?

*i'm A May Baby... Thanks Jp*
JANUARY BABY Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. FEBRUARY BABY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when Restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside

I'm A Monster
You are Frankenstein! You are a sensitive and misunderstood creature. You are incredibly kind and more human than people who were created through natural means. But unfortunatly, you have a nasty revenge streak and therefore everyone is afraid of you. Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Im A Matron Of Honor
Right noww my life is really boring. The only excitment is me finding out that im my best friends Matron of Honor and planning the parties and all that happy crap. my wedding was simple, my hubby an i jus went to the court house woo woo

I'm A Mom
A woman, renewing her driver's license at the CountyClerk' s office was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is," explained the recorder, "do you have a job or are you just a......?" "Of course I have a job," snapped the woman. "I'm a Mom." "We don't list 'Mom' as an ocupation, 'housewife' covers it," said the recorder emphatically. I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same situation, this time at our own Town Hall. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient and possessed of a high sounding title like, "Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar." "What is your occupation?" she probed. What made me say it? I do not know. The words simply popped out. "I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations." The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in midair and looked up as though she had not

Im A Moon Pie
WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN? Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people who read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the people they represent, we need symbols that all true Southerners understand: See the list below... *OKRA* (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Okras are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something good each day if you try. You go well with most anyone. *CHITLIN* (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful they may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with a Moon Pie but Catfish or Okra are O.K. too. *BOLL WEEVIL* (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied wit

I'm A Movie Star??
So I'm in a movie!!! I die in it...but I'm in a movie. It's going to be presented at my colleges Blu Moon Film Festival thats happening at my school next weekend... So April 21st, I'm a mini-starlet, ever so briefly. I'm a sucky starlet, but one nonetheless Unfortunately this little gig did not pay...I'm majorly hurting for money, and I have no services to offer you peoples for money... Curses... ok, I have to study for a spanish test I have tomorrow morning...Only a Week and a day left of classes!!! Then exams...but still...OMG ITS ALMOST OVER!!!!!!!!!! YAY

I'm Amused.
For being a virtual bar, I've seen more "pretty" people here than in any bar I've ever been in. Whether or not this says that real life is disappointing is up for discussion. Oh, well, at least there is eye candy. No touching, though. I'm taken, and nobody is worth losing what I have now.

I'm A Man
Why cant things be the way they should Outside forces mingling in places it could People ripping and plotting cuz they can Let me make my own choices I'm a man The one thing I want the most is drivin away God I'm getting sick of this day after day Is it so wrong not to like some one because of age In the chronicles of drama just another page Being cast out and neglected like a fallen angel is In this nonsense of drama I'm thrown in the abyss Nothing like feeling drivin out because of desire Turn your back on me add fuel to the fire Theres got to be some better things to come There will be tears shed before I'm done Let me live my own life hope you understand Choices of pleasure, I'm a man So to all my loved ones just let me be Responsable for my decisions I now see So let me make my own way Whatever the price I will pay Surely I say this is what I want These feelings of pressure will surely haunt So here I write and mak

Im American
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have yo

I'm Amazed
You know the difference between guys and girls never ceases to amaze me...Women in general feel..I mean feel...for instance......a person is in a contest(hypothetically)...a woman cares about the one thats in it...does everything she can...a man on the other hand...wants something in return...not all mind you ..but most. Granted the woman may have feelings, but doesn't matter...she gives all. A man will give all if there is something in it for him. Again...NOT ALL..I'm just thinking out loud..:)

I'm A Margarita????
Margarita! Your sex life mostly resembles a Margarita – You are passionate and imaginative and you have a very spontaneous sex life. You are likely to do (or have done to you) a lot of things on a whim. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Im A Mommy
i have just come to the realization that i am a mother, and what that really means. i am the single most important think in the eyes of 2 little men. i am their world, i can mold them and shape them in so many different ways. my god! everything i do effects them in someway or another. this scares the fucking hell out of me, i mean they are 5 and 2. to watch them learn to read and talk, to go pee and get little kindergarten girlfriends, haha. to see the disappointment and rejection, the confusion and pride. all of a sudden it just got really overwhelming, i do not deserve such wonderful things, i am no one, i have nothing, however the fates and heavens work its really sick to give such a glorious gift to such a fuck up, but they are mine. what do i do? do i change, stay the same, will i make them better or worse. childhood is such an important thing, it makes you who you are. i don't want to ruin my children, im afraid im all they have, am i being too hard on myself? i will never be as

Im A Maverick
YOU'RE A MAVERICK! Giddyup. Mavericks are provocative, adventurous and uninhibited. You like your partners to be mutually aggressive and experimental. You're the Indiana Jones of the bedroom - or any other place you decide to have sex. If you hear about it, you'll probably try it. Milder Mavericks have tried sex toys, movies, books, public sex, being restrained during sex, watching other people having sex, or watching yourself and your partner in the mirror while being intimate. For wilder Mavericks, the sky's the limit. You're the ultimate sexplorer when it comes to experimentation and sexual creativity. Accordingly, your drives have the potential to exhaust any lover!

I'm A Mean Dad
So I'm Mean Someday when my girls are old enough tounderstand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Dad told me: I loved you enough . . . to ask where you were going, withwhom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new boyfriend was acreep. I loved you enough to make you go pay for the bubble gum you had taken and tell the clerk,"I stole this yesterday and want to pay for it." I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes. I loved you enough to let you see anger,disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect. I loved you enough to let you assume the responsibility for your actions even when the penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart. But most of all, I loved you enough tosay NO when I knew you would hate me for it.Those were the most difficult battl

I'm Amazed By You, By Tim Mcgraw
Every Time Our Eyes Meet, There Is A Feelin Inside Me It's Almost More Than I Can Take Baby When You Touch Me I Can Feel How Much You Love Me And It Just Blows Me Away I've Never Been This Close To Anyone Or Anything I Can Hear your Thoughts, I Can See Your Dreams (Chorus): I Dunno How You Do What You Do I'm So In Love With You It Just Keeps Getting Better I Wanna Spend The Rest Of My life With You By My Side For Ever and Ever Every Little Thing That You Do Baby I'm Amazed By You The Smell Of Your Skin The Taste of your kiss The Way You Whisper In The Dark You're Hair All Around Me Baby You Surround Me You Touch Every Place In My Heart Oh..It Feels Like The First Time, Every Time I Wanna Spend The Whole Night..In You're Hands (Chorus): I Dunno How You Do What You Do I'm So In Love With You It Just Keeps Getting Better I Wanna Spend The Rest Of My life With You By My Side For Ever and Ever Every Little Thing That You Do Baby I'm Amazed By You E

I'm A Moth
A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a moth." Dentist: "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist." Man: "Yes, I know." Dentist: "So why did you come in here?" Man: "The light was on..."

I'm A Music Nerd And Snob. Screw You.
for those of you that i've met through fubar, i'm a complete and total music nerd and snob. i'm VERY opinionated about what i like and don't like. i'm mainly a metal head, but i literally listen to everything and anything. i just might not like most of it. seriously i hate the radio and MTV is dead in my mind. all the other music channels are starting to fall victim to the same diease as MTV did back in the '90's. as a result i generally have no idea what "band" or "artist" is currently the big thing. and generally when i do hear said group or person....i'd rather have my ears cut off with rusty knives as the complete shit and vomit i hear coming from said radio/TV show makes me so offended that i can't deal with it at all. really most music today sucks, and anything popular is so blantently bad and dumbed down for mass marketing....that it is insulting to anyone with average/above average intelligence. if i'm pissing anyone by saying you listen to shitty music...w

I'm A Moron!!!!
So I'm on the phone with Ruby, who btw, is 193k from fu king... Ruby Cairo ETid, LP, FuGF of Persia@ fubar ...and as i was trying to get back into the house i was talking about how i was going to get nice and liquored up since i have the house to myself for a week. yeah well i spun in circles wondering why the hell the house was so dark. ................i left my sunglasses on. oops. she had a good laugh.

I'm A Midget?
I know fubar isn't the place for pc behavior, but I was still confused to find this word in my profile, especially since I'm 5'10"...hardly a midget...by any physical definition at least. Apparently this is a me as a midget... By being scaled down to midget proportions I can now insert myself in all kinds of neato places that I couldn't fit before. This makes me a perfect pint size whore for points and for my boss, that pimp we all love, Fubar. Just what I've been waiting for!!! Watch out folks...everywhere you turn, there I be!

I'm A Memory
I'm a game that you used to play And I'm a plan that you didn't lay so well And I'm a fire that burns in your mind So close your eyes I'm just a memory I'm a love that you bought for a song And I'm a voice on a red telephone And I'm a day that lasted so long So close your eyes I'm just a memory I'm a dream that comes with the night And I'm a face that fades with the light And I'm a tear that falls out of sight So close your eyes I'm just a memory I'm a love that you bought for a song And I'm a voice on a red telephone And I'm a day that lasted so long So close your eyes I'm just another memory

I'm A Mommy Too
I enjoy all the new friends I have and my old friends. I have heard some people are upset that I have not been helping or showing appreciation for their help yesterday in leveling me. Please forgive me. I will get to everyone as soon as I can and I do apologize if I can't get there when you need me too :( Please do not think I am not grateful. I am sooooo very very thankful for all that everyone have done for me in the last few days with leveling and all the love. I also just want to remind that I also am a single parent of a child with Asperger's Syndrome (High Functioning Autism) And I love my son and we like to spend time together on the weekends doing our things. I come online when he is not home.. or in bed for the night and sometimes I am able to come on when he watches his movies. But the point is.. I am not at my computer all the time... My child means more than Fubar

Im A Man
Im a man with goals Life for me is being a man Southern young gentleman growing up In a house of a single mother of three A Gemini Born in 84' Slanted teddy bear eyes 6'4 Handsome hard working man Name of a strong man with a swaggle And a smile of maturity That puts a woman in the state of mind of comfort Personality that accepts all equally Whom looks at life with a strong heart And passion to be a child of God But flaws of Devilish ways Dreams to be a poem writer as an artist Career based to be an Accountant But hands as a Massage Therapist Ambitious at all accomplishments that brings success to my eyes Laid back conversations that are comfortable and relaxing But quite humorous around the boys Fashion based as America's Next Top Model Im a man Im Rasheed

I'm Am This Girl!!!
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you...I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant...I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care...I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you...I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms...I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me...I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you..I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss..I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything..I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...I'm the g

I'm A Mean Old Lion
Say, what you wanna? But I'm here to stay 'Cause I'm a mean ole lion You can go where you're gonna But don't get in my way I'm a mean ole lion You'll be standing in a draft If you don't hear me laugh And if you happen to come around Well, you best not make me frown For I just might knock you down I'm a mean ole lion You know, I'm ready to fight And turn your day into night 'Cause I'm a mean ole lion If you're half bright You'll detour to the right From a mean ole lion All you strangers better beware This is the king of the jungle here And if I happen to let you slide Don't just stand here Run and hide You just caught my better side I'm a mean ole lion Look, you better beware This is the king of the jungle here And if I happen to let you slide Don't stand here Run and hide You just caught my better side I'm a mean ole lion I'm a mean ole lion

I'm A Missus Gais!
Really. I got married today! But, yeah. We were engaged, and he decided that he wanted to get married as soon as possible. So we went down to the courthouse today, got our license, and had a really awesome judge marry us. Seriously, this guy was a badass. I went in wearing khakis, my gray-and-yellow-plaid punk buttondown, and my Cthulhu tanktop, and he goes 'Oh, wow! nice shirt, lovecraft fan." He. RULED. it was really romantic, and though I tried so hard not to, I kinda leaked from the eyes a bit. So, we're lifemates legally now. =] I love him ^^

*i'm A Mess
I never got the chance to thank youI never got the courage to saySorry for all the times I let you downAll the times I ran away Maybe you're better offLeaving me this wayI'm a messI'm not perfectI have days where I just want to runInto the arms of someoneI'm not a heroI have doubtsBut unlike you I just never figured them outI thought I had this under controlI could finally breathe againWithout fear,without regretBut it all crumbled in the endSo lets not try and pretendHaving me stayWould be better this way I'm a mess I'm not perfect I have days where I just want to run Into the arms of someone I'm not a hero I have doubts But unlike you I just never figured them outYeah unlike youI just never figured them out

I'm A Modern "fubar" Man
I’m a FUBAR man, A man for the millennium, Digitally enhanced and smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist, Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been uplinked and downloaded. I’ve been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downrating. I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high tech lowlife. A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker, And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I’m new wave but I’m old school, And my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer, Voice activated and biodegradable. I interface from a database, And my database is in cyberspace, So I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive, And from time-to-time, I’m radioactive. Behind the eight ball, Ahead of the curve, Riding the wave, Dodging a bullet, Pushing the envelope. I’m on point, On task, O

I'm A Model...
Last year, the organisers of The Bruce Festival (an event celebrating King Robert the Bruce), took some pics, telling me that they'd be used to promote this year's festival. Little did I know that my pic would be used in the website's banner! I bet I'm the fattest model you know of... http://www.visitdunfermline.com/brucefestival/

I'm Amazed
Yesterday from me she was gone. Today we are now reborn. God willing her by my side Never again will we be torn. Her happiness is my world Her smile owns every beat of my heart. Faith and trust will bind us Never again to part. A woman like her is your breath Any mans dream come true. Today you now rule my heart The center of my world forever is you.

I'm An Angel What Are You?
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Mermaid75%Dragon75%Faerie75%Angel75%WereWolf50%Demon0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Im A Naughty Kisser!
What's Your Kissing Style? RESULT: Naughty Kisser Not the sorts of kisses you want to greet your grandma with on Thanksgiving. Kisses for you are merely a road stop on the way to grander places (and we don’t mean Shreveport, Louisiana). You kiss with enthusiasm (and tongue), and you’re not too concerned if anyone else catches you in the act. Hey, everyone loves an audience, right? While you’ve definitely got your own style going on, don’t be afraid to slow down a little. It’ll earn you respect, and believe it or not, it makes things a whole lot more fun. STATS: 24% (10,346) other adults are also Naughty Kisser 180,488 people have taken this quiz. Most people who take this quiz get this result: Romantic Kisser Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Kissing Style? MY RESULT: Naughty Kisser

I'm An Aries And I Love It !!!!!
Symbol: the Ram Ruling Planet: Mars Ruling House: First House Element: Fire Quality: Cardinal Body Parts: head, face Keyword: SELF Date with destiny: Leo, Sagittarius Run for the hills: Cancer, Capricorn Where you glow: pulling the strings What makes you tick: excitement Fitness forecast: tae kwon do Play date: rock climbing Perfect jobs: firefighter, aerobics instructor Best accessory: hats A sure thing: wearing red Destination: Carneval in Rio Pleasure: action, new beginnings, assertion Pain: follow-up, sharing, losing What's my line? Get out of my way! Aries is symbolized by the Ram. You're initiating, bold and impatient, your fiery nature making you irresistible and exciting. While you can be impulsive and combative, you're the absolute leader of the pack -- in team sports, business or just your group of friends and family!

I'm An Angel, Right Lol
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel100%Faerie75%Mermaid50%Dragon50%WereWolf25%Demon0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

I'm A Newby At This
I'm not sure I'm doing this right if not let me know!! First off I want to thank everyone for all the love they've shown me and helping me advance so fast. Second I want to thank all the ladies on here for being so good looking and making it easy for me to show love to them. I want everyone that reads this to show me real love and get some web hosting from me if you need a site or know anyone that does make sure to get it at www.best4hosting.com If you tell me you found out about my hosting here on LostCherry I'll give you a discount. Thank you all so much for the love. Space Cowboy David

I'm A New Auntie!!
Born yesterday at 5:05 p.m...baby boy...will keep everyone on the lastest stats He was 5 1/2 weeks early but all are doing well...way to go baby brother Danny ,,,well the latest stats are as follows... 4 pounds 14 ounces and 18 3/4 inches long Both mom are doing fine,,while dad is now a nervous wreck...lol Thanks to all my friends that have stopped by and said hi!

I'm A November Baby :o)
JANUARY BABY Pretty/Handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. FEBRUARY BABY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Rep

Im Angry And Im Tired Of Games!
Right now im angry! I just want to rip someones throat out and make them eat it. seriousely, I dont understand people and why they have to be so damn stupid and ignorant. Why everyone has to push my buttons and make me more tence then I already am! I mean for Fucks sake just leave me alone and act your fucking age. Im tired of the bullshit lies and games! I want it all to stop! NOW! Your Fucking 25 and when your drunk you act like your 2 and your girlfriend says she has kids of her own and that shes not being immature but yet that Bitch doesnt know me and still has the Fucking nerve to call me out of my Mother Fucking name? That doesnt make any sence at all. Grow the Fuck up! Shit im younger than you and I dont even act like that. I tried to tell you im sorry, which is something I hardly ever do and mean it, and what happen? I get shit on by you and your bullshit and your girlfriend! Im tired of it and Im tired of you, your girlfriend and both of your crap. I should have know when you

I'm An Infamous Criminal...
Which Imfamous criminal are you? You are the Marquis Da Sade. Even stripped of exaggerations, Your real life was as dramatic and as tragic as a cautionary tale. Born to an ancient and noble house, you were married (against your wishes) to a middle-class heiress for money, caused scandals with prostitutes and with your sister-in-law, thus enraging your mother-in-law, who had you imprisoned under a lettre de cachet for 14 years until the Revolution freed you. Amphibian, protean, charming, you became a Revolutionary, miraculously escaping the guillotine during the Terror, only to be arrested later for publishing your erotic novels. You spent your final 12 years in the insane asylum at Charenton, where you caused another scandal by directing plays using inmates and professional actors. You died there in 1814, virtually in the arms of your teenage mistress.You are a revolutionary deviant. I applaud you.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes

I'm An Elf...
You scored as Elf. You are an Elf. You find your center through all living things in the forest, and often you are influenced by nature, and pride. You tend to be selfish and envious at times, and my only suggestion would be to try and earn some trust with people, because you are the type of person who can flourish if you are happy, but you have to lean to put your trust in others sometimes. Elf100%Demon88%Elemental81%Magic user75%Ghost69%Warewolf63%Vampire63%Mermaid50%Fariy31%Mortal0%Find out what type o

I'm An Angel
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel100%Faerie75%Mermaid67%Dragon50%Demon25%WereWolf8%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

I'm A Newbie
Just wanted to thank my friend Jeff for introducing me to Cherry Tap. So far it seems like a lot of fun. So please forgive me if I am a little slow while I am still learning how all of this works! Hugs & Kisses Juicy

Im An Adjective !!!!
Kelli Laffey -- [adjective]:Fetish oriented 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Fetish??? Yea, maybe a few?? But your gonna have to get to know me and talk to me to find out!! :-)

I'm A Nice Wizard- Howzabout You?
You are 79% Witch or Wizard! You are more white than black, seeing knowledge as something that could be dangerous in the wrong hands. You could be the protector we need.What type of Witch or Wizard are you?Create a Quiz

Im A Nobody To You
I'm just a nobody, I'm invisible to you, Don't try to tell me otherwise, Because I know that it's true. You look right through me, Just like I'm not there, I know I'm not noticed, But you don't care. You're blind to the pain, That lives in me, The agony in my eyes, You never look deep enough to see. You don't hold any respect, Not for poor pitiful me, so sad, I never show my sadness around you, Just lost the faith that I once had. I don't show my feelings, I just need an ear, I've tried to talk to you, Let you through my wall of fear. But you don't wanna listen, Even though I've been there for you, Just this one time, I'd like to be there for me too. I've never asked much from you, Showed you how to move on, Helped you through everything, Held you when she was gone. Wiped away your hot tears, Hugged your loneliness away, Walked those steps with you, To make sure you were ok. But now you don't wanna know me, That my turn has come around,

I`m A New Friend
I`m new to this page and I would like to meet all kinds of new friends.I love to talk and i`m very laid back and most of the time I`m just chilling and enjoy being around my family and friends.I like traveling,but mostly i`m always in New York.Planning on moving there by the summer,but I do love talking to anyone who loves to talk.So hit me up sometimes and rate me to let me know how you see me.I will be keeping in touch with each and everyone of you when I come on to visit this page.I have other pages that I`m mostly on,but I see this page is fun to so you will see more of me.

Im A New Dj For Sweet Azz Radio
IM THE NEWEST DJ FOR SWEET AZZ RADIO FROM 12- 4 AM CENTRAL TIME IM IN THERE BUMPIN THE WICKED SHIT FOR ALL MY FAMILY. WE ALSO GOT A PAID SERVER SO NOW WE CAN HAVE MORE PPL IN THE LOUNGE SO NO MORE BUFFERIN!! WHOO HOO SO COME BY AND CK ME OUT! MMFWCL4LYF!!!!!!!!!!

I'm An Indecisive Fuck...
So I crammed 4 classes and a lab into 3 days next semester. I'm taking Painting 2, Figure Drawing 2, the infamous Advanced Drawing and Painting 2, astronomy, and an astronomy lab. Astronomy will probably be one of the hardest classes I've taken because of the math (god I hope I don't need calc). But I really wanna take Watercolor. Which makes no sense. I'm scared of watercolors. But I really wanna take Watercolor. It'll mean I won't have Wednesdays off. But I really wanna take Watercolor. It'll be that much more more work (a painting a week). But I really wanna take Watercolor. I'll have a lot less time with Dylan. And that right there folks is the cincher for me. Lee really made it sound good, but I don't want to drop any of my art classes, and if I don't take science, I won't get my A.A.S...which, I dunno why, but it's really important for me to get my associates... So mostly I'm just whinning. But I'm allowed because it's my blog damn it. But yeah.

I'm Angry
I'm angry I’m angry because you pursued me relentlessly and told me you wanted me to be your boyfriend. I’m angry because I learned you did that with others while we were still together. I’m angry because you lied when you told me you weren’t attracted to men I later learned you screwed. I’m angry because I can’t tell you how angry I am. I’m angry that it makes me hurt when I see, hear or write your name – even when it isn’t you who’s being referred to. I’m angry that you led me to believe you wanted a life with me. I’m angry that I can’t just come over your place when I feel like it. I’m angry that you would probably let me if I wanted and that I have to resist. I’m angry because I can’t talk to you. I’m angry because I’m lonely and you have several lovers vying for your attention. I’m angry that I don’t know exactly when you began disregarding my feelings. I’m angry that I don’t know what things you said were true and which were not. I’m angry you never tried

I'm An Angel
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel92%Faerie92%Mermaid58%Dragon42%WereWolf17%Demon17%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Im An Aries And This Is My Sexuality!
Your sexuality is hot and intense. Like a blowtorch, you heat up rapidly and like a firecracker, you explode in a blaze of fire and sparks. You love the unorthodox and the unusual in sexual encounters and you are not afraid to go after what you want. Ruled by Mars, the god of warriors, you are straightforward and uncomplicated in the pursuit of your desires. Pursuit is the key word here. You love the thrill of the chase and thrive on the smell of danger. You avidly respond to the challenge of dominating some new quarry. The downside of this is that, without constant stimulation, you become rather bored with what you perceive to be conquered territory. Your Ram's ego must be constantly fed—and the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence! You are a sucker for anything new and exciting, especially anything ego-boosting. You also love to initiate others into the pleasures of some new experience. The merest sniff of nubile virginity seeking awakening sends you int

Im Anything But The Girl Next Door...=)
ok...so here i am bored in wisconsin..so i thought id write a lil about myself...im 36..yes...that is not a typo..=) I have 3 beautiful children..=) 14, 9 and 5..they are my entire life..=) I have great friends not only in real but online..i tend to be very open-minded..assertive and blunt..maybe even too blunt for most...im stubborn and feisty at times..but usually a genuine sweetheart...i tend to wear my heart on my sleeve so yes i do get hurt often..=) i dont fall in love easy..but if i do know that its forever..when hurt it takes me a very long time to recover..sniff sniff...=) broken hearts suck..=) I love anything outdoors...biking, hiking, kayaking..hanging out with friends and family..=) i hangout in pogo online..what can i say i dont sleep much...ive never been to italy but hope to someday...i love al pacino movies...scarface being my favorite..then i like horror, drama, comedies and then love stories...=) my music taste is strange..i tend to pick music by mood..so you never j

I'm An Instigator
Seldom, very seldom does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised, or a little mistaken; but where, as in this case, though the conduct is mistaken, the feelings are not, it may not be very material. Haha, I like reading. :] Spent the night with Hannah, Erin, and Amanda and we played Crash Bandicoot and Wii almost all night. Drank lots of rockstars. Hawhaw, but I have History homework, and Ashley and I are supposed to go meet Taylor and Trevor somewhere. Yesh, me and Taylor are talking again. We had a total misunderstanding basically, and we both hurt each other but we're going to the movies. Heheee. Taylor is so cute.

I Many Times Thought
I many times thought peace had come When peace was far away, As wrecked men deem they sight the land When far at sea they stay. And struggle slacker, but to prove, As hopelessly as I, That many the fictitious shores Before the harbor lie. by Emily Dickinson

Im A Naughty Girl....
close your eyes and be silent i will kiss you gently sweetly parting your lips with my tongue trailing little kisses from your throat all the way down to take you in my mouth sucking gently till you grow rolling my tongue around you biting down softly so you just feel it then i trail kisses back to your throat and nibble your ear i push you back on the bed and bind your hands you arent allowed to touch then i bind your feet you arent allowed to move i climb over you so you can kiss me as i slowly slide down on you riding you as i please first slowly then harder and faster clenching my muscles inside me pulling you in further harder and harder say my name and ill cum for you till finally you can stand no more then i place you back in my mouth till you are fully released yourself.

I'm An Aries!
After fixing this up to make it look nice, I realized how much of these have a lot of the same things in them. It's fun to look at though! WHAT SIGN ARE YOU? Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. VIRGO: The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. SCORPIO: The Sex Addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. Great kisser. Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever. Romantic. Caring. LIBRA: The Lame Lover Very

Im An Leo
Once you have opened this, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then forward in a new email with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. .:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT k

Im An Angel Of Guidance
You scored as Angel of Guidance. You were the Angel of Guidance! Before you were sent down to Earth to be tested and be a human, you used to guide people in the right direction when they faced a problem or a seemingly hopeless situation. You looked out for humans using the stars as your eyes during the night when it was dark. Even today as a human, your friends and family often ask you for advice and always trust you because you know what is right and lead everyone in the right direction. Angel of Guidance93%Guardian Angel89%Angel of Death71%Angel of Hope57%Angel of Prayer43%Angel of Good Fortune39%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com

I'm An Inspirer
You Are An ENFP The Inspirer You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules. Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives. You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller! You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist. What's Your Personality Type?

Im An Idiot
i got my car towed and the only person who could take me to get it was my ex he bit my neck while we were in the car waiting for the peopel to give me my car what an ass so he left i left woo fucking hoo at 2 am he calls come smoke with me . i told him no i dont smoke anymore but ill come hang out so i went over and we wtached comedy shit on tv and i was half asleep and he was looking at me from the foot of the bed and i looked at him and i was thinking about how i thought he was the one ..the one that id be with forever and i grinned and he said i giggled too but i dont think i did lol how fucking horrible is that .. i dont know i guess its pretty funny cause i know ill never settle down hahahas so its just a funny idea its probly because we wee such good friends tho lol i mean 3 fucking years video games beaten,laughs and cries and bands hahaha one day ill move away from here and start a new life by myself

I'm Annoyed... Up To Early Again!
This sucks, I have had so many days were I could sleep in but do I, NO!!!!!!!!!:D My body feels like it has this mental alarm clock that wakes me up at 5:30AM every morning... Ahh well...

I'm A Nice Guy....but Fuck You Dude...
ok, so anyway, I leave a note as this dude is razing this chick for her pics. she's in the airforce as he is. none of them in the pic are "uniform". ones got his sleves up, most down, ones at attn, rest are hands in pockets/akimbo/slouching etc etc. anyway...i post a note saying "hey dude, it's the airforce, back off =P". joking...so he sends me a shout saying "you're a clown" and i try to return his comment and diffuse his country bumpkiness but he's already blocked me. I tell ya, if you don't have the fucking balls to own up for what you say, you're a fucking pussy. I was going to be nice too and give you a good rate on your profile and all but hey, your loss. Semper Fi "Country Ass" you take the cake sir. no, i don't have any malice toward him, it's just irritating that people gotta be that way =P support the troops!

I'm An Idiot...
Once again I managed to go and completely ruin a good thing... I opened my mouth and said something I probably shouldn't have. I ruined a great friendship in the process... Oh everything that was said was completely innocent, but the timing was horrible. Now I am one friend less and completely disgusted at myself for just being me. I just don't know what it is about me... I can never say the right things at the right time. It could go back to the depression/anxiety, who knows... I just know that I always seem to be on the wrong end of poor timing. I don't know if I scared her off because of my nervousness or if I just said the wrong thing... What ever it was I feel absolutely horrible about the whole thing. =-( What hurts the most is that she doesn't want to talk to me anymore or even be friends... I messed things up bad enough, I was lucky that even told me that much. It did lessen the hurt some what that she did tell me something though... I mean, it almost

Im A Nerd
How Nerdy R U?Braniac!You are a true braniac... maybe you might get into one of those ivy league colleges for gifted minds such as yourself. Congrats. You rule. :)How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Im An Aries... Lol The Pimp!!! What Are You???
Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are... ¢¾ JANUARY = BIG WHORE Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easi

I'm An Angel...go Figure Lol
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel75%Mermaid59%Faerie50%WereWolf33%Dragon25%Demon0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Im A Newbie
hello to everyone im new here so yall gotta help me out please. a lil about me im a mother of 4 kids who live with me. im an single easy going person. if you want to know more just ask i dont bite not hard any ways

I'm An Evil Bitch.
As you all know I was CT married to a great guy! I had some issues with how fast the whole relationship was progressing and I told him about them. In which he did back off. Well in all my confusion in what's going on outside of my "cyber" life I decided that maybe a relationship wasn't what I currently needed. Especially on the thought that he might be a rebound relationship. I chose to end the relationship before he got any deeper involved and hurt. Mind you we have only known each other 18 days at this point and have never met. This was a total phone and internet relationship. So now I find myself being accused of ripping his heart out and leaving it lying there and backing him out the door and slamming it on him. I just want to say in my defense that I'm not the evil bitch i'm being made out to be. I just need time for me to figure out what's best for me and currently it's not a relationship with this man. I do care about him very much as a friend, but at th

I'm Annoyed And Really Pissed So Heres A Slight Rant Per Se.
You act the world is about you As you sit on your horse and pretend your some kind of queen or king Your not all that n a bag of chips All you do is smoke pot through out the day you wann talk about me not having a job Well ain't you calling the kettle black You act like you know it all When in fact you don't nothing at all You say you seen it all When you ain't seen anything You wanna bitch You wanna moan Your nothing but a hypicrital bitch So you better step back and rethink People are not your play toy's We are not your friends You wanna talk shit go ahead I hope you back your self up Cause one of these days your gonna meet your maker And I'll be the one judging you I'm the keeper of thy gates I'm the one who's going to over see your soul I'm watch as the feather is weighed against your heart I'll watch as your devoured then lets hear what you have to say When your reliving all of your sins

I'm An Indigo Transitioning To Crystal I Think...
I will put the characteristics of crystal on later...right now i'm still indigo...what are you? Indigo Adult Characteristics Are intelligent, though may not have had top grades. Are very creative and enjoy making things. Always need to know WHY, especially why they are being asked to do something. Had disgust and perhaps loathing for much of the required and repetitious work in school. Were rebellious in school in that they refused to do homework and rejected authority of teachers, OR seriously wanted to rebel, but didn't DARE, usually due to parental pressure. May have experienced early existential depression and feelings of helplessness. These may have ranged from sadness to utter despair. Suicidal feelings while still in high school or younger are not uncommon in the Indigo Adult. Have difficulty in service-oriented jobs. Indigos resist authority and caste system of employment. Prefer leadership positions or working alone to team positions.

I'm An "r" What Are You?
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lo

I'm An Aunt!!!!
So I am an aunt again(not by blood though). My girl Kimmy had her beautiful daughter this week on Tuesday July 24th. Kandyce Helene was 8lbs 5.5 ounces and 19inches long(give or take a few cm). I am so proud of both my girl Kimmy and just the fact she has this new addition to her family! I have yet to see Kandyce because of my own health issues at the moment but the photo I have from the hospital website shows me just how adorable she is and already I am in love. Go Kimmy for being so brave and Welcome Kandyce Helene!!! Love you all!

Im A Newbie
Hey people, My name is Erika and I just turned 21 back in June. If you already looked at my pictures you will see that i have one lil boy that is my world. Wouldnt trade him in for the world. He is two and full of energy. I love to meet new people so feel free to talk to me. Fan me, rate me and comment me and ill do the same in return....thanks you guys! ttyl!

I'm An American, What Are You?
Well, put me down as a “yes.” I am an American – I'm an American because I love and appreciate freedom, and I want people around the world to have the chance to experience it firsthand. When liberty is threatened, or when a tyrant preys upon the weak and defenseless, I favor sending in the troops to set things right. I'm an American because I don't believe in isolationism or disengaging from the rest of the world. I agree with those who say the United States is the world's one indispensable nation, and that it's our solemn responsibility to be – not “the world's policeman” – but its role model and defender. I'm an American because my sympathies lie with the little guy (especially when he is being pushed around by the big guy) and because I won't stomach bullies, foreign or domestic. The country is most righteous when it defends the underdog and shows the world how to be tough and compassionate at the same time. I'm an American because I reject protectionism. If we don't ru

I'm Annoyed
I've been busting my ass trying to increase membership in my forum by inviting people from here, from myspace and from other forums and nobody's joined. So I'm frustrated and rightfully pissed off. 15 fucking members to this point and out of that, how many do you think have posted? Nine. And out of that, how many do you think are the most active? 2 or 3. God damnit. I don't know what else to do to get people to join and actively post. I've tried everything. Any suggestions?

I'm An Aunt Again!! Yay!
Yesterday at 2:21pm, my nephew was born. Matthew David Caver came into the world weighing 7 lbs. 9.9 oz! I have two neices, ages 5 years and 18 months, so it's nice to finally have a nephew lol! I will put up pix once I get some.

I'm An Ape!
LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.. FORWARD ON TO PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK THAT WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS....INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. PUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANIMAL IN THE SUBJECT LINE AND PASS IT ON. Don't forget to scroll down to see what it says about you. January 01 - 09 ~ Ass January 10 - 24 ~ Slug January 25 - 31 ~ Cockroach February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk February 22 - 28 ~ Snake March 01 - 12 ~ Ape March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach March 16 - 23 ~ Slug March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite April 01 - 03 ~ Ass April 04 - 14 ~ Snake April 15 - 26 ~ Slug April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk May 01 - 13 ~ Slug May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach June 01 - 03 ~ Slug June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk June 15 - 20 ~ Ass June 21 - 24 ~ Ape June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite July 01 - 09 ~ Slug July 10 - 15 ~ Ass July 16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog July 27 - 31 ~ Parasite August 01 - 15 ~ Ape August 16 - 25 ~ Slug August 26 - 31 ~

Im An Honest Person And If It Bothers Some >>
well I just thought we all have freedom of speech ; Why do people try to censor me ???. Im honest ; and bash no one ; I answer to give help , advice that others gain knoweledge from or truth about God and his Commandants. I did once answer a mum sarcastically and ill never do it again ;Cause I felt bad about it; And if we dont have a nice thought to say ; Then I feel it is we shouldn,t say anything at all. So hugs all . Hate begets hate and this isn,t me I show love as our Lord, Guides me too. diana

Im A Newbie
please get ya friends friends to call they friends to message they friends to slap their friends and apologize and tell them to grab their friends an come to my page and add me as a friend!!!! oh yeah.........PLZ

Im An Ocotber Hottie!
♥ JANUARY = SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and you

I'm An Orphan...adopt Me Please!
go to her page, and check out her blog! FAN & RATE B 4 ADDING ~@ fubar so...i had to update this, because i had the wrong url. my bad, i didn't know until someone asked me to add them to the list. oopsy! so sorry to FAN & RATE B 4 ADDING ~, just wanted to update this so that anyone that reads this blog would know the correct way to adopt someone on the list... so, check out her blog! it's a good idea, adopt someone, like me :) thanks! xoxox

Im Annoyed
Why is it that because youre on here people automatically think you need to show your body? Why is it that you cant be on here for friends. Why is it that the rudest people say things to really hurt others feelings---If you dont like it then stop looking its that easy. I have only found a handful on this site that arent talking to me hoping to see some NSFW. I dont do those. I am a married woman and even so I dont want random people viewing my body.

I'm A Nana!!!
We went to the hospital at noon today and baby Cassidy was born at 7:51pm this evening! She weighed 5 lbs 13 oz and weighed 18" long! She's a little peanut but healthy and beautiful!! Jeremy is staying at the hospital so I could come home & ake care of the critters. Both mom & baby are doing great! We JUST found out that Caiti has the same blood clotting syndrome I have, so they may keep her longer cus she has to give herself shots for 6 weeks to prevent any blood clots so they have to teach her how to give them to herself. Anyway, I have pics posted, go take a look at my new grandbaby!!

I'm An Anarchist And I Lol'd At This!
Three Things to Ponder: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and '

Im An Idiot
WHY O WHY DO I ALLOW MYSELF 2 GET CAUGHT UP N THESE SITUATIONZ?YA EVER DO SUMTHING AND KNOW AT THAT VERY MOMENT THAT ITZ A HUGE MISTAKE?BUT U DO IT NEWAY?YA,U PROB HAVE-THE THING 2 DO IZ 2 LEARN FRM UR MISTAKEZ AND MOVE ON-A BIT BATTLE SCARRED BUT WISER FRM THE EXPERIENCE AND LESS PRONE 2 B QUITE THAT STUPID AGAIN...*HANGZ HEAD N DEJECTION REPEATING THAT 2 SELF OVER AND OVER* YA-THIS IZ AN EMERGENCY MINI-VENT~MORE STEAM 2 FOLLOW SOON IM SURE.TC OUT THERE PEEPZ...XOX

I'm An Idiot
Been talking to a new girl from eHarmony in CA where i'm moving...as if that site hasn't brought me anything but misery. like twice a day on the phone. she is kinda religious, she likes to get her nails done. besides that, i dunno, seems nice. I'm a glutton for punishment. if i get stupid again you have my permission to exterminate me.

I'm An Ever Rolling Wheel....
The title to the blog comes from one of my favorite songs "Going in Circles"...which is exactly how these two particular guys in my life have me feeling. So...i don't date. At all...my last relationship crashed and burned on such an epic scale that a pimp and crack whore are a successful couple by comparison. Sooo..i figure i'd stick to what i do best and fix other people's messes while avoiding making another one of my own. i have no idea why i thought that would work. i must have been smoking the aforementioned crack whores pipe cause romantically speaking, i'm going down in flames like a bad audition on American Idol. I get attached really easily, pretty quickly but its hard for me to take it beyond the surface level. I think that is a defense mechanism because I tend to be attracted the most to men that I am fundamentally incompatible with. Hence my current situation. Short non whining version is that i am into someone who isn't really reciprocating in the attention

I'm An Asshole
(Spoken) Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream. About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know. (Sung) I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job. I'm your average white suburbanite slob. I like football and porno and books about war. I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor. My wife and my job, my kids and my car. My feet on my table and a cuban cigar. But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no) no way (uh-uh) No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense (oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, While people behind me are going insane. I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an

I'm A Naughty Wolfy!
Bad Wolfy's Happy Hour Have A Drink On Me - AC/DC Yes, The Bad Wolfy Is Doing It Again... ♥ When??? ★ Friday 5th ♥ Time??? ★ 6:00 p.m PST ★ 8:00 p.m CST ★ 9:00 p.m EST He Gonna have a Rate-A-Thon!!! He gonna Offer: ★ 10,000 for every 100 10's ★ 20,000 For every 100 11's PLEASE save your 11's and blings for His HAPPY HOUR! ooohh and if you still have not add HIM here is his link: The Bad Wolfy@ fubar This was made By: ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~@ fubar

I'm An American Worker And I'm Tired Of Getting Screwed
By Rick Kepler, TruthOut.org. Posted November 22, 2008. The American worker doesn't want a handout. Never did. We do want a hand up from our government. I am an American worker, and you are damn right I want the wealth to be shared and spread. I am talking about the wealth my hard work helped to create, but was taken from me by George Bush's base, the very rich, or as I know them, my corporate bosses. For the past eight years I have watched W.'s and McCain's (Country Club First) base grab the largest share of our country's wealth. Where did they take it from? They took it from my family's pocketbook, and my co-workers' families' pocketbooks. They stole the wealth that I was trying to build for me and my family when they stripped my pension plan from me and told me to invest in a 401k. Then they stole most of that 401k and other workers' 401k savings with this economic meltdown. This was a massive transfer of wealth from the workers' pockets into the already stuffed pockets of th

♦imange Me♦
*{(IMANGE ME WALKIN UP BEHIND YOU AND GRABIN YOUR WAIST AND KISSIN YOUR NECK AND NIBBLEIN ON YOUR EAR..SAYIN GIRL YOU GOT THAT SEX WEED AND I JUST GOTTA HIT IT..SO I CAN SATISTFY MY SWEET TOOTH!! AFTERWARDS WHILE I SLOWY TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF KISSIN YOU UP YOUR BACK..WHILE I'M SLOWLY RUBBIN MY HANDS UP AND DOWN YOUR THIGH'S AS I LOOK AND TO YOUR PRETTY EYES AND TELL YOU I LOVE YOU!! AND WHY I WANNA FREAK YOU TONIGHT WE CAN SIP DRANK ALL NIGHT..SO I PUT AGAINST THE WALL AND LET YOUR PANTIES FALL..SO I TAKE A MOMENT TO LOOK AT YOUR SEXY BODY AS YOU LEAN ON THA WALL BITEIN YOUR BOTTOM LIP TELLIN ME TO COME HERE..SO I LICK MY LIP'S CUZ I LIKE WHAT I SEE A SEXY ANGEL WIT A BODY WAITIN FOR TENDER LOVEN CARE..SO I LET MY LIP'S KISS YOU HERE, THERE & HERE AND LET MY LIP'S KISS YOU BEHIND YOUR EAR DOWN YOUR NECK TO YOUR COLLARBONE DOWN GENTLY LICKIN & SUCKIN ON YOUR BREAST.. DOMN YOUR STOMACH LICKEN AROUND YOUR BELLY BOTTON SLIDEN MY HANDS DOWN YOUR THIGH'S..PICKIN YOU UP AND SIT YOU ON MY SHOULD

I'm An Idiot
I got this idea from Freak. And well i'm drunk i said why not. BUT............ My Webcam can't keep up with me so there is a dealy and i look stupid. Ummmmmmmmmm Wait... thats the point. I'm posting it anyways. Yup. I have issues. I might have to delete soon LOL

I'm An Ass? Omg Really?
OMG...she told me. I'm gonna go cry now for being such a horrible person (bottom to top) ->❣ upper cu...: That is where you are wrong. I am one of the sweetest and most caring individuals you shall ever meet. I just don't give a damn about that particular situation...I'm all out of rats asses to give tonight. Try tomorrow ❣ upper cu...: I hope that one day you can become a kind and less ruthless person and Im sorry that you are the way you are and couldnt find it in your heart to take 5 mins out of your free time to help out a 13 year old child with allot of problems maybe one day you will find the error of your ways ->❣ upper cu...: I'm outspoken and opinionated...deal with it. I didn't care about your problem: deal with it. I am an ass at times: deal with it. You don't like it....just ignore it, that's how the adults handle things ->❣ upper cu...: Here's a hint: There are more of us than your pea brain can comprehend. ❣ upper cu...: if u did

I'm An Idiot
Soo...today was my court date. I had to go get my license back and bring a proof of a new updated insurance. And...when it was my turn to go up after a fuckin hour of waiting...I realized that my insurance card was...in my gdamn house, on a table. I was so pissed at myself, I think the judge saw that and was pretty nice to me. He just rescheduled it for May 11th, and laughed when I couldn't pronounce the word "conviction". I am a retard. And now I have to go to another court to pay a court supervision fine that I never paid because my fuckin money order that I got a week after I got the fine. It has been a year... I am the most irresponsible fucktard you can ever imagine, and perhaps thats the reason I don't have kids yet. It just blows. GRRR!!!

I'm An Uncle!!!
BugTaylor SolesSpam/Report Abuse * Spam * Report Abuse * Block User * Delete From Friendsmyspace.com/jeebus_its_a_bugTo: * [SchweißerMann] SchweißerMannDate:May 15, 2009 12:07 AMSubject:RE: jenecaBody:He's born.He's perfect.Owen Elliott Endriss.8 lbs 1 oz20" longDOB: May 14th, 2009 at 1:08 amPhotobucket" alt="Owen Elliot Endriss" />

Im And The Stupid
I don't get the studs...I just get the duds! LOL snicedick: hime: Hisnicedick: asl?snicedick: im 33 male mountainviewsnicedick: ume: I don't think sosnicedick: u have picsnicedick: im 5-09 165 pound italian mansnicedick: youme: It's to the rightsnicedick: u are hottsnicedick: how tall are ume: 5'10"snicedick: nicesnicedick: u like italian manme: Truthfully, nosnicedick: im good loversnicedick: i wish u are here i like to buy you drinkme: How nice for yousnicedick: soo nicesnicedick: whats your name im tonyme: Gee, an Italian named Tony. The odds.snicedick: u like date?me: That sentence makes no sensesnicedick: i like to met you if u whanme: Have no desire to meet you nor did I express onesnicedick: i can make u soo happyme: No, you couldn'tsnicedick: try meme: No thankssnicedick: 9 incme: So?snicedick: all ways hardme: So's a dildo.snicedick: my real babyme: LOL Yeah...I ain't going theresnicedick: met meme: What part of NO didn't you quite grasp?

I'm An Ass And I Like It...
I'm not the most sentimental, politically correct guy I know. If I feel it, I let you know. That doesn't mean that I'm out to hurt anyone's feelings on purpose, but if you're all fuckered up, then you need to know it. At the same time, I prefer when someone let's me know if I'm jackballed up, too. I like a home with order in it. I don't like things out of place when they're not being used, and I hate it when shit is half-finished and left alone. That means that I expect my stay-at-home-mom wife to clean the house. I also expect her to tell me an approximate time of how long she'll be out if I'm just coming home from work and having to watch the kids. I do the same for her. I really don't care if it limits her freedom, since I expect my freedom to be limited, too. It's fucking marriage, not hanging out! If people think that I'm being chauvinistic, they're probably right. A home has to have a master, and I'm the master of my home. My wife and I are equals in our marriage, bu

I'm A Nice Guy!
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls.To every guy that said he would die for her.To every guy that really would.To every guy that did what she wanted to do.To every guy that cried in front of her. ....To every guy that she cried in front of...To every guy that holds hands with her.To every guy that kisses her with meaning.To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.....To every guy that would give his seat up...To every guy that just wants to cuddle.To every guy that reassured her that she was b

Im An Asshole
Cup of Tea . · One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up. Then she says, (as only a mother would know... :) 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?

I'm An Asshole
Working overnight this week has been just splendid! I missed this upside down world. But I am afraid my coworkers now believe I am one of the most insane souls on this earth. I may be. Who really knows? I'm locked in a building and not smoking for the entire shift. I really ought to just give them up, but I wont. Regardless this woman that works with us really gets on everyone's nerves. Not just mine, although mine are the most important to me. (yes I am selfish too!) She makes this noise while she works. It's like listening to something deflate. I am laughing as I type, it's dreadful. All I can do is not ask her is she would like a can of fix-a-flat to get through to the next break. We have been known to take break without informing her so we have a few minutes without her. Terrible we are all going to hell for this, among other things ;). So I mimmick her deflating sound right infront of her and she is absolutely oblivious to my assholish ways. The rest of the crew stifle their laug

Im Anti Valentines Day.....but This Is A Good Song
By Your Side lyricsSongwriters: Hale, A; Adu, Sade; Matthewman, S; Denman, P S; You think I'd leave your side babyYou know me better than thatYou think I'd leave you down when you're down on your kneesI wouldn't do thatI'll tell you you're right when you wantAnd if only you could see into meOh when you're cold, I'll be thereHold you tight to meWhen you're on the outside baby and you can't get inI will show you, you're so much better than you knowWhen you're lost and you're alone and you cant get back againI will find you darling and I will bring you homeAnd if you want to cryI am here to dry your eyesAnd in no time, you'll be fineYou think I'd leave your side babyYou know me better than thatYou think id leave you down when you're down on your kneesI wouldn't do thatI'll tell you you're right when you wantAnd if only you could see into meOh when you're cold, I'll be thereHold you tight to meOh when you're lowI'll be there by your side babyOh when you're cold, I'll be thereHold you tigh

I'm 63 And I'm Tired
"I'm 63 and Im Tired" by Robert A. Hall I'm 63. Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day, I've worked, hard since I was 18. Despite some health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks, and haven't called in sick in seven or eight years. I make a good salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, there's no retirement in sight and I'm tired. Very tired. I'm tired

I'm An Asshat
I've been on Fu for ....oh, I don't know...5 or 6 months now (Technically, I was actually here, last year). I have made some very wonderful and loving friends. Also I have made some enemies. I can count them on My thumb, forefinger and middle finger. I know who you are and this blog is aimed directly at you. The reason.....simple. Those that truly know Me, know I am friggin' busy as hell. You three (well two of you, the third one knows but forgot, I guess), this blog is to show you the irony of "disliking" Me. When I am on Fu..I am usually busy rating pictures, polishing bling, leaving comments or just in general not focused on My "Live Feed". Basically, I hope that clicking My "Dislike" helps you get through your day. If you really want to show Me you "Dislike" Me, get in My SB, tell Me how you really feel, I'm a grown-up. I can take it and maybe you'll find out you don't really think I'm an asshat. Maybe you will, but who gives a fuck. ;) If I don't break down My "Live Feed" (whi

[i Managed]
I somehow managed to make my black bean and chorizo paella 3x as hot as normal. Olives, bell peppers, garlic, tomato paste, green olives, chorizo, rice, and tonight I made it with duck broth I had leftover from last week. I dunno what exactly happened. But some alchemical reaction occurred, and it was burnmouth hot. In other news- probably working monday or tuesday, and ... did I say how many hours I already worked, and that I wanted a new pewpewmax PC to play things on? Oh cuz that's my short term plan and sex with hookers. As much sex with as many hookers as possible. What was I doing? Oh right Still playing Dragon Age, salright but I'm losing interest, and I'm not entirely keen on *... watches a battlefield 3 commercial* not terribly keen on doing every playthrough getting every ending. Kinda giving it a "tl;dr" as it is, and Mass Effect was a much higher priority than this game, though I knew at some point I'd play it. Working, and the moon is starting

I'm An Entj, Bitches!
Yeah, that's right.... I own the WORLD "I don't care to sit by the window on an airplane. If I can't control it, why look?" ENTJs have a natural tendency to marshall and direct. This may be expressed with the charm and finesse of a world leader or with the insensitivity of a cult leader. The ENTJ requires little encouragement to make a plan. One ENTJ put it this way... "I make these little plans that really don't have any importance to anyone else, and then feel compelled to carry them out." While "compelled" may not describe ENTJs as a group, nevertheless the bent to plan creatively and to make those plans reality is a common theme for NJ types. ENTJs are often "larger than life" in describing their projects or proposals. This ability may be expressed as salesmanship, story-telling facility or stand-up comedy. In combination with the natural propensity for filibuster, our hero can make it very difficult for the customer to decline. TRADEMARK: -- "I'm really sorry you have to di

I'm A Nurse
You're a nurse?? That's cool, I wanted to do that when I was a kid. What do you make? "WHAT DO I MAKE? I make holding your hand seem like the most important thing in the world when you're scared. I can make your child breathe when they stop. I can help your father survive a heart attack. I make myself get out of bed at 4 am to make sure your mother gets the medicine she needs to live. I work all day to save the lives of strangers. Today, I might save your life. I make a difference, what do you make??"

Im An Idiot
hey yall i would like to say ok i am an idiot.i have been persecuted chewed out and other stuff,i wish everyone that did that would know how much that hurts.number 1,i am not leaving due to the fact that this is my djing spot.#2 i like to make friends.#3 of course i like to do polls.I guess i am not allowed to do any of that I AM SORRY.

Im A October Baby
JANUARY BABY Pretty/Handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. FEBRUARY BABY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everybone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone

I'm A Penis Women, What Are You??
You scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.Penis100%Abs/Stomach83%Boobs67%Face42%Butt33%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Im A Proud Father, Taste Of Heaven
This bulletin was posted by Rayne's brother. I would like to share it here. Get Well Rayne! We miss you!!!! It really is strange not seeing you here. === 'Scorpio_One' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-27 00:59:35'.. > > RAYNE, I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING WELL. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. THIS ONE IS FOR YOU. > > I AM A PROUD FATHER! Taste of Heaven@ LostCherry > > Myspace Graphics, Glitter Graphics, Layouts > > > (repost of original by 'Scorpio_One' on '2006-10-27 00:55:05') > (repost of original by '~Mojo Risen~~~LC MOM~~~' on '2006-10-27 00:58:35')

Im A Pussy
Went outside by myself and saw my dog wimpoering. I dont know why but i started to think of everyone i lost in my life. I saw iraq as if it was clear as the day. I remember the funerals i can hear the last call as if they were right next to me. Calling for people who arent there. I cried. Like a little kid. Alone. So yea im a pussy. Im a little bitch laugh it up.

I'm A Piano And Voice Teacher..
Can you believe, I have been moved to CA for 2 1/2 weeks and I got a position with a company that teaches piano to help drive and teach. I'm so excited. My major in college is in music so it's perfect for me. Far better than what I was doing prior in colorado! Woo hoo...I start tuesday and its good money too!!

I'm A Player.....lol
You Are a Total Player! Congratulations, when it comes to the game of love, you're a pro. Not only are you an expert player, you are a highly evolved one. For you, dating is like a game of chess - with a much happier ending. And you adeptly alter your moves, depending on who's in the game. Are You a Player?

I'm Apparently A Disgrace To My Uniform Hahaha
Okay so tonight has been seriously one fun night. I got into a rather heated conversation with several people impeachment of Mr Bush and a woman after stating my opinion told me and i quote. "Shut my mouth when it comes to my commander and cheif" I some how dont remember ever having to say i would respect him? When i was sworen in he wasnt even in office yet. Further more Respect is earned not given. And further more show me a Soldier who says he's fighting for his "Commander and cheif" Fight for your country, Fight for your family, Fight for your friends and your very way of life. Where in there does it say fight for your commander and cheif? I am sorry but i think i must of been asleep for that part.

Im A Player
You Are a Total Player! Congratulations, when it comes to the game of love, you're a pro. Not only are you an expert player, you are a highly evolved one. For you, dating is like a game of chess - with a much happier ending. And you adeptly alter your moves, depending on who's in the game. Are You a Player?

I'm A Pretty Bitch Who Will Do Any Thing For Crack..
fairly amusing game get involved those who have nothing better to do! Take the first letter of your first name A-Boyish B-Gorgeous C-Pretty D-Popular E-Gangster F-Girly G-Dyke H-Sweet I-Retarded j-Emotional K-Beautiful L-Fabulous M-Slutty N-Preppy O-Hot P- amazingg Q-Punky R-Hot S-Sexy T- Very Sexy U-Ugly V-Wonderful W-Hott X-Bitchy Y-Under-appreciated Z-Over-appreciated Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name): A-beauty queen B- Babe C-Bitch D-Obsesser E- God (ess) F-Retard G-Queen/ King H-Slut I-Girl J-Goth K-Nerd L-sex god M-Sex machine N-Alcoholic O-Geek P-Skank Q-Crackwhore R-pornstar S-Prince (ess) T-Whore U-Cry Baby V-Jackass W-Punk X-Scaredy-cat Y-Coward Z-Chocoholic This is funny!! Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing: Red- Who's Good With My Hands purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7 Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You Gr

I'm A Pisces
Yes it's the naughty horoscope. repost this bulletin with your horoscope ;)) Aries (March 21-April 19) LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Arie

I'm A Playful Kisser
You're a Playful Kisser Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right! What Kind of Kisser Are You?

I'm A Porsche
I'm a Porsche 911! You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite,and you know it. Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

I'm A Pisces Alright
The upstream of the two fish show that you fight against the 'currents'; that you make an effort to overcome the negative aspects and happenings in your life by looking for inspiration, while at the same time you are willing to share those inspirations with others. Perhaps pushing yourself and others too hard. The fish in the opposite direction suggest exactly what you would think; you feel, sometimes, as though everyone will eventually get to the point they are aiming for so why put forth the effort. The downstream fish does not have a goal or very much ambition but, Basically, the upstream one has a point to its life but can push so hard that it completely misses the mark. The contradictions in your nature show that you are plotting a course to your objectives while the other side of you says, "why bother"?, This type of inner turmoil can cause you to give people all manner of impressions about you, such as: A genuine altruist to a subtle manipulator, or from the mystic to the mi

I'm A Pimp
My new Alert Message: your cherry level just increased to '17' (Cherry Pimp)! 6 min ago My THANKS to ALL my FRIEND that have been helping me to get this account back up to the level my old Account was. But I have notice a few things, that I really can't understand. I have 302 Friends but only 93 people have rated my Thank You blog for Military on Cherry Tap (http://cherrytap.com/blog/73734) WHY IS THIS? Thanks, David

Im A Pissed Off At The World Cat Yay
You scored as Pissed at the World Cat. And here we have the next serial killer. Try having some cotton candy, it'll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, Psycho.Pissed at the World Cat67%Ninja Cat50%Derranged Cat33%Drunk Cat0%Love Machine Cat0%Nerd Cat0%Couch Potato Cat0%Which Absurd Cat are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Im A Provider
provider. you like that they provide the security and luxury while all you have to do is enjoy it. because spoiling you is what make them happy. they love to show you off and to make you happy. they work hard play hard and fall in love hard. they would walk to the end of the earth for you. tresure this love! Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Im A Partier!
What kind of partyier are you?Party ManiacYou go out every week-end and get totalled. Although you are committed to your studies/work during the week, once let lose you are one party animal. Any excuse for a good time is enough to get you out of the house and on the dance floor!!! WHOOOOO How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Ima Pro At Surgery...
SUNDAY EVENiNG i HAD TO GO TO THE ER BECAUSE i HAD STOMACH CRAMPS SO BAD THAT i THOUGHT i WAS GOiNG TO DiE... SO AFTER ALOT OF BLOOD TEST AND A FEW CAT SCANS THE DR. COMES iN AND WAS LiKE iM SORRY BUT WE ARE GONNA HAVE TO DO SURGERY.. WOW WAS HE KiDDiNG ME OR WHAT... THOSE OF YOU WHO KNO ME , KNOW THAT LAST YEAR ALONE i HAD 3 SURGERiES ON MY BACK..SO BASiCALLY iMA PRO AT SURGERY LOL... ANYWAYS HE WAS LiKE YOU HAVE ALOT OF FLUiD ON YOUR STOMACH AND WE ARE GOiNG TO HAVE TO REMOVE YOUR APPENDiX... GREAT HUH... AT 3 AM iM iN THE OR AND THEY FiNALLY PUT ME UNDER.... BY 6 AM i WAS iN MY ROOM :) i SPENT A DAY AND A HALF iN THERE AND iM SOOO GLAD TO BE HOME.. i JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS TO THOSE WHO CHECKED UP ON ME EXPECiALLY SAMANTHA... SHE iS ONE OF THE GREATEST FRiENDS i HAVE EVER HAD... i LOVE YOU GiRL... i HOPE THiS BLOG MADE SENSE iM KiNDA OUT THERE BECAUSE OF PAiN MEDS.... LOL i WiLL END THiS HERE AND TRY TO GET SOME REST ... MaNNa

I'm April!! April= Pimp.
JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway

I'm A Princess
Now this is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trish For I am a Princess... My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so, I outrank you.

I'm A P • I • S • C • E • S
P • I • S • C • E • S: The Piece of ass.... lol Body: T • A • U • R • U • S: The Sex Addict!!! Body: Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label. If u don't repost this, u will have bad luck for as long as it says in your description!! V • I • R • G • O: The Lover Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. AMAZING IN BED! Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The Bitch Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTRE

Ima Pain In The A§§
i messed up in a major way im sorry for the stupid things i did say i do realise you were just teasin me but the thought of what you said is something id never wanna see cause what you gave you said was especialy just for me so as i am down on my hands and knees askin for forgiveness i beg you baby please

I'm A Proud Thick Chic!
I’m HAPPY the way i am thanks ! Current mood: content In todays society we see women portrayed as teeny tiny lil' things , If i was a guy i'd be scared shitless that i'd break one Sheesh...News flash girls .. if you starve your poor lil bodies the next time you do decide to eat more than a saltine and some premium bottled water , you're going to blow up bigger than a sumo-wrestler when they're not training ! Today after my shower while i was getting dressed i noticed that i'm a lil curvier than i was a few months ago , and get this I didn't whine about it . So what !! Ummmmm I like to eat , not in excess mind you , but I like my meat and taters , i like pasta , lots of it if u don't mind ! I do have a very bad habit .. I drink soda Ugh , not that diet shit either but real weightwatcher law breaking COCA COLA !! Guess what , I don't care if it has umteen calories per serving ... Its hella' better than drinking this contaminated shit that comes out of the tap .. Oh yea NEWSFLASH f

I'm A Princess
i wasn't sure what blog to put this entry under. so if it should be the other one, let me know. here we go! i have become a spoiled child. i have learned as the middle daughter of my only mother that i must beg for attention. it is not a good thing. it's rather annoying to my friends and colleagues. i'm sure it annoys my family and those who are too close to me to say so as well. heck i even annoy myself. i'm loud, rambunctious, and whiny. some days, it's all about me! i am the center of attention no matter what. i know we all have days like that but really, i have too many days like that - quit denying it. i'm not going to stop being your friend because you acknowledge the truth of the matter. i have always accepted this as a part of who i am. as i'm writing this though, i am realizing that this is a part of what i lack. i lack the grace and decency to sit back and be in the shadows. my demands for attention and admiration must be met but they are not needs. they are simply t

I'm A Petty Thief.
You're nothing but a lowly crook, ya bum! You're never going to make it in these rough streets, so you might as well get out of here before you get hurt. If you do decide to pursue a life of crime, keep it relatively innocuous and nonviolent. I recommend stealing grapes from the supermarket, tampering with other people's mail, ripping the tag off the mattress, exposing yourself to your neighbors, making prank phone calls, blocking publicly accessible entrances, constructing a building without adequate handicap entrances, burning rubbage in your front lawn, writing Facebook apps, carrying less than a gram of marijuana, committing/receiving sodomy in the state of TX, marrying a canine, wrestling a puppy, and any other petty crime or misdemeanor!

I'm A Poet Chipmunk!
A good friend who knows me well told me I'm a "Poet Chipmunk." I laughed out loud and asked him what the hell he meant by that! He said it's because I churn out these excellent but incredibly intense poems for people and hand them over as a gift like a Chipmunk offering up an acorn! LOL! HA! It's a pretty good analogy actually I think.... Some people are intimidated by my poetry, others are flattered and deeply touched. I think how you receive it depends on your self-esteem. I would personally be very flattered if someone wrote a poem for me, but in truth, thus far anyway, all of my poems were inspired by my late husband Gus, The-Love-Of-MY-Life. You can check out some of my poems yourself, in this blog if you like. Comments are ALWAYS welcome, more so in fact than points. XOxo~Drea

I'm A Pussy
I saw a fin in the water, and i scrambled back to the shore faster than it took me to nut the first time I got laid. Turned out to be dolphins, so i paddled back out and they were in the waves, wicked ass cool ass. but, i can't lie, I was so chicken shit that I actually shook. thought it was a shark.

Im A Pissed Off Women
You know im a pissed abou the double standard way in life. EXSAMPLE texas raided a polygimst camp sayen KIDs haven kids and live off welfare to feed them was wrong BUT>>> what are people saying bout our Littel whores that 16 and shit living off system? Oh or How teen beating caught on tape and now they stand in judge BOOHOOING! It enough to make me fuking laugh bout time these damn kids learn NO we dont have to live with ur outcontrol ways. Or better Yet How these fuking women want alimony and they qre the ones who filed for a divorce becasue they have gotten use to a lifestyle? What bou t dad who have the kids and there crackhead out moms get away with no paying childsupport but can still come see them and aint nothng u can doi but let the bitch in ur house and see her kids. I have a hair up my ass tonight watchen the news I say BEFFORE gas was an issue u motherfuckers in a suvs would runa bitch off road to get to the damn mal NOW it all u that driving 50miles in a 65 mile zone t

I'm A Pimp, And Pimps Don't Commit Suicide
Hello everybody, like, all 9 or so of you that actually bother to read these thingies, I hope you are all doing well. I haven't really had any time to do anything on the fu lately, so I've been playing catch up with the site. With that said, I've got to say that there is a lot of ignorance going on with people here, women calling themselves bitches like it's a good thing, people posting pictures of themselves doing illegal shit, and I guess I'll never understand why people would post nekkid pictures of themselves for free. There's seriously 160 people with the screen name "Crazy Bitch", 140 people with "whore" in their name, and 140 people with "slut" in their name. While I'm not exactly the smartest person in the world, I'd like to think that I'm not the only one that believes these people have set the cause of feminism back about 50 years. Then there's the women that have naked pictures up, yet they are in relationships, and say on their page that they "keep it real" all the time, er

Im A Puppet
She was holding a gun in her hand Thinking about the life she had No one was able to understand Why she was always so sad... Black tears were falling down She was about to die Almost about to hit the ground She just wanted to fly... She did not choose this road Someone else was in control But until she wasn't told She believed it was her soul... She was like a puppet Hanging on black strings She was a puppet But without the wings... No one could have helped her It was simply too late A pretty doll forever... Being a puppet was her fate... She couldn't live on her own She needed to be told what to be But she wanted to go home She wanted to brake free... So she put the gun to her head And cried her last tear Very soon she will be dead Death was always near... She was like a puppet Frozen as ice inside She was a puppet Before her suicide...

Im A Poet & I Bet You Didnt Friggin Know It.
To make us whole I would sacrifice my soul. But whome would take it, if duty-bound they were to break it? There was you, and there was sex. I put them together and what became was restless. We evolved just to test this, theory of what is love. below and above, the lines that seperate, normal and abserd. Then to disturb, The balance, The average, The medeocre. Then nowhere, could we find, Any sane mind, that could condem or condon us. But none yet could own us, and as yet to be shone us, any more higher a calling upon us. There was you, and there was I. We destroyed that old stone sat on high. And now a new age, for our passion, and our rage. With nothing to prove and no war to wage. Will we remember the struggles, in that iron cage? Or drift off into the average, subdued life, of the common, domestic man and wife. B Kendall Clark 2005

I'ma Polish Hoar. I Admit It.
So, I have been a busy lil bee this morning. So far I have polished Pedro's weiner, Doug's exploding pecker, LilBoop's ta tas And beaver, mb's kitten, and Witchie woman's WEINER. Who knew Witchie has a WEINER? And now DIT's weiner. Someone stop me!

I'm A Pleaser
I love pleasing women in bed. There isn't a single thing that I won't do in order to please my women sexually. Women wonder why I can last so long in bed. My answer is simple. I can't cum until I know my woman has been pleased. It's just something that I've trained myself for.My favorite noise in the whole world is hearing a woman orgasming. I love the feel when they do. I love feeling their muscles tighten. I love the look on their faces as they gasp as I enter them. I love skin on skin. I love the soft moans getting louder & louder. I live for it. I live for the pleasure of pleasing.

I'm A Phoenix Apparently ...
You are a phoenix at heart; you display a fiery and passionate soul within. In mythology, the phoenix is considered as one of the strongest and most feared creaturesall throughout history. The phoenix personality represents a very lively, passionate personwho often is... not afraid to show their true feelings and stand for what they believe in. Although they might not get along with everyone, a phoenix is sure to stand out from the crowd and bring a warm atmosphere with them. Often very artistic, a person whose spirit represents the phoenix is not afraid to express themselves and their feelings. The phoenix is powerful and will not back down from the things they put their faith in aswell as will fight by the sides of their friends until the end of time. Although sometimes they may get hurt, a phoenix always finds the will and strength to rise back up. In relationships, they are romantic lovers and always follow their heart. If you look into their eyes, they are often wild and vivi

Im Aquarius What R U
Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. Don't try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. Send to 7 friends. TAURUS: The Tramp Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.. J Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. VIRGO: The Virgin Dominant in relationship

Im Aquarius What One Are You
im an Aquarius wich one are yoiu Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label. LEO: The Lion in bed Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at shit. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN The passionate Lover Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Freak in bed, one of a kind. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget.

Im A Queen With No King
OK so i have been thinking about this one person.... you should know who you are.... and i can't get them out of my head. and I'm not sure why.. i want this person more then anyone... its to the point were i don't want to play with anyone else... i really think that maybe just maybe this is my king.... P.S. to the one who wants to be my king.... I'm a queen with no king.. i have built myself a small growing kingdom, i need my king to be ready to take on the world and take over it. i need you to be able to see my dreams and understand them and hopfully want them too... i want you to help me built an EMPIRE with me.....

Im A Quitter
yes yes yes, its true. i have finally made the descision to quit smoking. i went to the dr and got put on chantix. the preescription medicine to help me stop smoking. So for all my friends and family that i love so much, wish me luck.!!!!!!!!!!

I'm A Romantic Lol
You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic75%Sex God65%A Slave To BDSM60%Virgin40%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

I'm A Rainbow!
You Are a Rainbow Breathtaking and rare You are totally enchanting and intriguing But you usually don't stick around long! You are best known for: your beauty Your dominant state: seducing What Type of Weather Are You?

I'm A Rp Nerd
hey all ok so your prolly wondering who the Heck is Xander Hayes and why I'm useing Spider from Power Man 5000, well I have been rping for about 12 years now started in the days of the EWCF with a few friends as Buff Bagwell and Big Poppa Pump that was my first venture into the world of Rping for what's called a E-fed ((Internet federation)) I then moved to Anime Wars with my friends and started rping as The Joker and Venom I did that for quite some time then I left rping for a while and came back to the DwF and started as Xander "X" Hayes and Yarin "Y" Carmack that was 3 years ago and I'm doing it once again... My picture is not Spider People, I'm Eric Burns, not X that's just my Characters name

I'm A Raven...
Call me Raven... Current mood: grateful Category: Life Months ago,my best friend and I went to our local mall,to walk around and window shop.We came across a new store,selling Native American merchandise.The gentleman running the store,whom I've nicknamed Chief,told me that he could feel my presence as I was passing by.He quoted me as being a Raven or Crow,but more like a Raven the "messenger".I told him that I've tried dying my hair several times,and that my hair has darkened since then.He said that my "true color" has come to surface,that my hair should be dark brown.I showed him my tattoos,as he showed me his,and said that we have always marked our skin.He also said that because my friend and I have crossed in another life,that we are 'blood'.Long story,my friend and I have been around each other almost since birth,always 5 minutes to a half hour in between our living space.Since my friend is in major of Cherokee,that makes me Cherokee as well(which I've always known).Her

Im A Redlight On This Sidewalk
Im a casual footstep laying at your feet- your a little girl in the sun- who just cant take the heat. Serves me right- laying on this sofa- wasnt expecting changes- just because i was turning pages. Damn thats a great picture- but id never tell u that- your a security blanket- and when u need security you fake it. Im a drifter that was coming your way- im a red light on this sidewalk cuz im on from time to time. Im a football man in resting- and an attitude when questing. Your a dramtic figure with your perfect figure- standing in the mirror. Im a class act with parents- because i know it matters- your a smartass when questioned even if you deserve it Your a pretty face for happy- and a sad eye for gloom,....your the one thing stuck inside me- when im stuck inside a room. Im a laugher on stage and even on the regular- your a passinate soul that deserves to fly- and so am i Your a winner in anything you do- all i have to do is ask you- Im a man taking leaps o

I'm A Rocker /goth
You scored as Rocker, Mosher, Your A Rocker!Rocker, Mosher80% Goth80% Prepy70% Skater70% Emo45% Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev40% Trendy40% What Group Are You? What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com

Im A Rock N Roll Junkie After All (thoughts On Motley Crue)
So, past few days im doped up with rock n roll again, well, i should say Motley Crue to be exact. Discovering Nikki Sixx was the hit. Dont remember how it happened.......i think i found Tommy Lee on myspace first, and i started to serch him on Youtube, then naturally leads to Motley Crue, and Nikki. Ive always thought he's the cutest one on the Crue member. Then I started watching his interviews on youtube, found him on myspace, then i discovered Sixx A.M., his new band. "Life is beautiful" is pretty catchy and next thing i know, the song stuck in my head and now im addicted. I gotta get his Heroin Diary, along with The Dirt. Comparing to Tommy, who i used thought looked kinda alike, he seems more down to earth, dark, and a bit of a quiet type at first, but he is a wild cat, with a bit of attitude and twist. What i like about him......besides his good looks and low-moist sexy voice......something about him is dark and i guess that attracts me....Tommy is cute too but he seems more c

I'm A Rat!
Rat Relationships The closing stages of the Rat year will be a favorable time for the Rat both socially and domestically. Parties and functions may bring new acquaintances. If any problems or uncertainties that should arise in your relationship, do not hesitate to seek the advice of others. You have many acquaintances and close friends that are willing to assist you on your path. Romance is favored later in the year, around November and December. This is a good time to plan a wedding or make a proposal. SEE THAT^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ DO YOU HEAR WEDDING BELLS???????????????????????????? My Mr. Right will show himself this year!!!!!!!! CROSS YOUR FINGERS!!!!!!!! Well...... It's October.....next month (November) or maybe even December is right around the corner....... My Mr. Right will show himself real soon!!!!!!! LOL..... Funny though..... I myself have pictured my future by myself....... My daughter is planning her "escape".....So alone I will be...... Or will I? Only

Im A Raging Cunt
i'm a raging cunt fuck the rain, fuck slim fast, fuck being out of smokes, fuck bleeding from the twat, fuck your perfect tits, fuck no stretch marks , fuck your clean house , and last but not least GO FUCK YOUR SELF !!!

I'm A Racist Bigot.
Recently, I was called that. Now if you've known me at all, you know that's far from true. I am against the mosque being built close to 9/11 NOT because of race, but because so many New Yorkers are AGAINST it. When was the last time I complained about a mosque being built?!? Did I protest the recent Islamic center in Kent?!? No. The person who called me this has never gotten to know me. It kind of reminds me of a pic I saw the other day: "When you're losing an arguement, yell 'RACIST'." But, I need to calm down and know that those closest to me know me for who I really am...

Im A Saint?!?!?! Roflmao...thats Gotta Be The Funniest Thing Ive Heard In A Ling Time!
The eSPIN Personality Test RESULT: Saint You can't be a better person than a saint. You're selfless, sweet, and we wouldn't be surprised if you could perform a miracle or two. Of all the personality types on this test, yours is by far the most respectable. We mean, how couldn't everyone love you? Just remember, though - as nice as it is to help other people, sometimes you gotta help yourself a little, too. Don't be afraid to a little selfish every now and then. Seriously! We give you permission. STATS: 11% (5,576) other adults are also Saint 193,412 people have taken this quiz. Most people who take this quiz get this result: Cucumber Go to source >> Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... The eSPIN Personality Test MY RESULT: Saint You can't be a better person than a saint. You're selfless,

I'm A Sweetie...what Are You?
MAY=SWEETIE Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. ......OMG THEY HAVE M

I'm A Sweet Troubled Soul
Beaten down again by you i'm so lost that i don't know if any of this is real or fake i'm told i'm a worthless piece of shit but inside I know thats all a fucking lie I know that i'm better then that no matter what you tell me I know this I never want to be like you and tell lies to those I love, love means more then anything to me sooner or later you'll realize that I won't break like you want me to i'm going to stand an fight till my last dying breath

Im A Sexy Panguin Lmao
What's You're REAL Label? (detailed results and pics) Gotcha!Ok, truth is, labels suck. Do you really want to be told who you are? And by some quiz you're taking? Life is about origniality and living it to the fullest. How can you do that when you're restricted to the friends you make, to the clothes you wear, to where you shop, to what colors you're allowed to like.Just stop!Labels are started by people and people can end it. Want to know how?Just shut up and accept the shy girl in the corner of the room who's wearing black. The girl in the front of the room in the pink skirt can have a terrible life and just grin and bear it.Appearances should have no indication as to who you're friends with, how depressed you are, and what your favorite color is. If you want to know what your label is then here it is:Human.Are you happy now?I promised some pictures, but I'm gonna give you icons instead:have a good day!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quiz

I'm A "stud Dyke"!!! Lolol
So I took this test and here's what it says about me..... You scored as The Stud. Often seen as the quiet loner, you often dress in leather and stand in the rain hoping to meet a potential lover.The Stud75%The Student Dyke60%The Surprise! Dyke60%The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke60%The Femme Fatale50%The Pretty-Boi Dyke50%The Hipster Dyke45%The Little-Boy Dyke40%The Magic Earring Ken Dyke40%The Bohemian Dyke35%The Quasi-Gothic Femme

Im A Surviver
I am a Survivor of an immature "sperm donor" who thinks creating life and appearing from time to time makes him a Father. I am a Survivor of society who stereotypes Negro, Black, African American "single mothers" as incapable, uneducated, impossible, welfare bound and chained. I am a Survivor of that "Nig*a" that thought with his "Head", and not his brain or heart and didn`t realize the Nubian Queen he had until I was gone. "Thanks Boo"! I am a Survivor of Self-Destruction! That inner voice that whispers;"your too Black, too Light, too Big, too Strong, tooWeak". I am a SURVIVOR! Hear Me, See Me,Know Me, AbsorbMe, Taste Me, Nourish Me, Tell Me, Pray for Me, LOVE ME! I ama: Daughter, Mother, Grand Daughter, Niece, Sister, Aunt, Friend, Lover, Conquerer, SURVIVOR!

I'm A Sex Freak After I Brush My Teeth
This is a fun way to find out when your friend's birthdays are... :) Choose your birth month and day to get the subject of your bulletin post! JAN. - make love to me FEB. - call me a slut MAR. - spank my ass APR. - suck my dick MAY- shut up and kiss me JUN.- I'm a sex freak JUL.- I'm a freak AUG.- I wanna fuck SEPT.- Im so fucking horny OCT.-Cuddle with me NOV.- I want to make out DEC.-Let's fuck harder pick your day of birth -- 1-on the couch 2-in the kitchen 3-in the car 4-in your parents bed 5-in the morning 6-at the movies 7-because i love you and always will. 8-when you're horny 9-in my bed 10-at skool 11-right now 12-because i am am drag queen 13-under the stars 14-at a wild party 15- after I brush my teeth 16- on the washing machine 17-on the teachers desk 18- in the shower 19-when im sweaty 20-everyday!!! 21-right here, right now 22-on the kitchen table 23-on the couch 24-while watching porn 25-all night 26-at the library 27-whil

Im A Stonr
You are 75% stoner You are a fairly regular stoner. You are probably the kid who is always smoking up at the back corner of the parking lot of your high school. You like experimenting with other stuff – although you are too clever to really get addicted to anything. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I'm As Dead As Dead Can Be The Doctor Tells Me
as we kiss goodbye Joy fades to black as we kiss goodbye say these farewells before I venture into the void lost in your absence how has this become what brought us to this point searching a new path find our new lives we bury the remains of our life here at these fateful crossroads as we kiss goodbye. by john m

I'm A Satanist So I Must Sacrifice Virgins And Animals
A common misconception of being a Satanist. I recommend everyone, I mean all people of all religions to read the 'Satanic Bible' by Anton LeVay. It would do everyone some good to read it so that the bullshit that people think of Satanists could be put to rest. Its strange but the book "The De Vinci Code" put a lot of things into perspective. I did a little research and most the stuff in the book was fiction but it all stemmed from the truth. It makes perfect sense. The Roman Catholic Church I think truly destroyed the beauty and power of woman and the rights of human beings just to live and be free. It doesn't take people long for the media to make sure to ruin someone good nature or name even its totally false. I mean lets all face it, what do we really know about this world besides what we see on TV and hear on the radio? Nothing. Thats all we know. Look around you. Do you really think that they are letting us in on whats really going on over there in Iraq? HEL

I'm A Satanist So I Must Sacrifice Virgins And Animals
A common misconception of being a Satanist. I recommend everyone, I mean all people of all religions to read the 'Satanic Bible' by Anton LeVay. It would do everyone some good to read it so that the bullshit that people think of Satanists could be put to rest. We don't sacrifice anything or anyone at all. As a matter of fact our philosophy is the same as Wiccans when it comes to that. Animals and children are sacred and should be protected and worshipped and woman are highly regarded because we carry life. What I like the most about Satanist is that they don't let people walk all over them and take advantage. There is none of this bullshit about 'turning the other cheek'. If someone strikes you, strike them back twice as hard. If someone breaks your leg, break both of theirs. Fuck them. And if they dont bakc down, kill them. Have no mercy on your enemies or they'll make you their bitch. Its strange but the book "The De Vinci Code" put a lot of things into perspective.

Im A Sagittarius;)
SAGITTARIUS November 23 - December 22 Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between the sheets. Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary of is that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they tell you because they are kings at 'talking it up'.Sagos probably make better friends than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter with them, be prepared to do stuff you've NEVER done before! Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous and most have probably been caught doing it somewhere public. When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the commitment is returned. FAVE POSITION: They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity. BEST SEX TOY: Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll be surprised at what happens next! SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED Even if he’s fat, balding and middle aged, he can

I'm A Scorpio... What Are You???
Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. .:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. .:LIBRA:. The lame lover Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the ki

I'm A Scorpio, The Sex Addict
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. .:LIBRA:. The lame lover Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Spontaneous. Horny. Erotic. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed!! Will blow your mind. Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna %&(@ with...you might end up crying. The most irresistible. .:ARIE

Im As Real As You Want Me To Be
HELLO IM NEW TO THIS SITE AND WOULD LOVE TO MAKE SOME FRIENDS I DONT UNDERSTAND THE POINTS THING IM HERE FOR THE MEETING NEW PEOPLE PART. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO ME AND IM NOT ON HERE THEN TRY BENSHEDOKHI@YAHOO.COM OR BENSHEDOKHI@HOTMAIL.COM THIS ISNT A SCAM ITS JUST A GUY LOOKING TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS

Im A Scorpio Baby
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21) -- HOLEE SHIT! here comes the masters and mistresses of FUCK! Sorry Leo, but Scorps ARE the leaders in the Kink O Rama factor (Hey Lions, you are the kings and queens of everything ELSE...let it go...OMMMMMMMM) Scorpios KNOW how to seduce. They KNOW what is kinky. They are highly manipulative. They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want. They KNOW how to fuck. And they are making room for modifications. All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL be on your back assuming the position. One Scorpio I knew used to shackle her lover to her dining room table and serve food around his naked body for dinner parties. She would put the Dip right between his legs and tell everyone to try some.This is just an idea of Scorpio kink. She would punish him later if things went...er...awry. Anne Rice (During her 'Beauty' phase) wants to be a Scorpio. Leos and Scorpios make for a fabulous tryst...but the emotions are staggering. Don't

Im Askin For Help From My Cherry Friends
Ok we all help eachother out when we can so I am askin yall to please go and leave a comment or 2 or as many as you wish to for my friend in a contest I entered him in. I posted a bulletin about it and I have decided that I will also buy a 1 day blast for those who can get in 500 + votes in one shot. The blasts will be givin out the last day of the contest and if you make 500 votes please inform me right away so I know who actually did 500 votes and yes I will be counting.

Im A Sweet Person How Come Ppl Use And Abuse Me?
It seems like being sweet can cause major pain for a person nowadays, cause your either to nice or not nice enough. Being to sweet can cause more pain cause ppl like to take you for a ride then ditch you once they get want they wanted out of you and toss you to the curb like you were trash,. And not being to sweet can cause problems cause the person thinks you don't care enough about them but in realitiy you do but you never know how sweet or how nice you need to be in order to be loved and cared about. Life is confuseing to me maybe i'll never understand it.

I'm A Shark
Amy, you're aShark! You've got a healthy love of life and a killer instinct. Chances are you hate rules, and don't plan on getting old. You're flexible and friendly on top of being innovative and smart. In short, people respect you. You're extroverted and love being in the spotlight. Your mantra is "work hard, play hard" — you live life to the limit. And that's just scratching the surface!

Im A Sex Goddess Hehe
You have a sexual IQ of 122 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Im A Scapegoat (wtf ?)
Last Updated: Wednesday, 16 May 2007, 07:46 GMT I'm Madeleine scapegoat, man says The man being treated as a suspect in the search for missing Madeleine McCann says he has been made "a scapegoat for something I did not do". Briton Robert Murat, 33, told Sky News the situation had "ruined" his life. Police have searched his mother's Algarve villa, which is close to where four-year-old Madeleine, from Rothley, Leicestershire, was last seen on 3 May. However, officers said they did not have the evidence to formally arrest or charge anybody. Meanwhile, Madeleine's uncle and aunt, John and Philomena McCann, from Glasgow, are to visit the House of Commons in an effort to keep the search in the public eye. Stressed Glasgow MP Mohammed Salwar, who will accompany them, said the McCann family had "the full support of the British government". Philomena McCann told BBC's Breakfast Gerry and Kate, Madeleine's parents, remained upbeat and positive, although "extremely ti

I'm A Sex Goddess
Are You a Sex Goddess? A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken! The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, PERSEPHONE, Goddess of the Night, a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires. As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you're very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with your sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

I'm A Survivor
I'm A Survivor ...through and through I'm A Survivor... you can walk all over me you can spit in my face you can do whatever u want to me but this is the day i make my stand and i show that I'm A Survivor. I have done nothing but fight all my life for things and have people either take them or rip them away from me and im here to say no fucking more because I'm A Survivor....I love i hurt i ache im human just as the next person sitting next to you, the next person your talking to, No matter what it is really im human jut as the next person... I love my kids and no matter what it takes i will work whatever when ever to make sure they have all that they want and then some....I love one person that has made my life totaly differnt since the first time i met him and i seen that there is trueth there is happyness there is love out there for me....through and through I'm A Survivor.....I will make my name stand i will let it be known that im here i can take it and you...him.... her.... wh

I'm A Summer
?? Which Season Are You ?? You're Most Like The Season Summer ...Whoa.... Passionate eh ?? Typically you're a fiery, zesty dominant person. As the hottest season, you certainly ooze Sex appeal. You have confidence which draws people to you, and you have the makings of a good leader.However sometimes your exterior is stronger then you are and so you scare people off before they can get close.Well done... You're the most memorable of seasons :)Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

I'm A Sucker For My Wife!
OK, y'all! Ya know I dig y'all sumpin' fierce, but the greatest woman in my life...the woman who's put up with me and bore three children for me...has just put a little guest book on her profile. If ya get the chance, stop by and sign in...I say she's groovier than me! (and that's pretty damn groovy!) Meleka ~ Your Angel@ CherryTAP

Im A Strong Aries Woman...
Aries Your element: Fire Your ruling planets: Mars Symbol: The Ram Your stone: Ruby Life Pursuit: The thrill of the moment Vibration: Enthusiastic Aries Secret Desire: To lead the way for others. Description: Aries are fire signs and those born under this element are regarded in astrology as adventurous, active and outgoing. It won't matter where you go or how remote or unusual it is - from the Outback to the Antarctic - you can be sure that an Aries has been there before you (or at the very least you will meet one along the way!) Aries is a uniquely naive sign. Although they are independent, outgoing and assertive they are also surprisingly trusting, often innocently walking into the lion's den at times. No matter what upheaval, challenge or triumph they confront - an Aries has a wonderful ability to bounce back. Their faith in life and the future remains untouched by hardship. Their gift is that they are always children at heart and the world is always

I, Master *part 1* By Marq
I, Master *Part I* My obedient slave... so willing in your submission Blindfolded, bound, & collared Assuming desired positions Senses at heightened levels Anticipating my decisions Lightly graze here, one smack there Compels from you ...audible emissions ~*~ Exhale those sighs of ecstasy Gasping at the shock of surprise Dear lamb an martyr, sate my fantasy Grasping tight, sweet quivering thighs Mouth held slightly open Heart beat an breath grow to race But I just observe an adore you Slow & deliberate is my pace I trace your lines & contours Softly stroking with my fingers I awaken each nerve to life, Ensuring... every sensation lingers An once you are ripe & ready Prime an set to be devoured I'll let u simmer, growing more eager, Marinating in the desire Then, When I sense you can take it no longer And you are falling from the peak I bring myself down over you Ready to give back, what you seek Placing you where I want you To better ac

Im A Skunk
LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.. FORWARD ON TO PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK THAT WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS...PUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANIMAL IN THE SUBJECT LINE AND PASS IT ON. Don't forget to scroll down to see what it says about you. January 01 - 09 ~ Ass January 10 - 24 ~ Slug January 25 - 31 ~Cockroach February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk February 22 - 28 ~ Snake March 01 - 12 ~ Ape March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach March 16 - 23 ~ Slug March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite April 01 - 03 ~ Ass April 04 - 14 ~ Snake April 15 - 26 ~ Slug &nb sp; ; ; ; April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk May 01 - 13 ~ Slug May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach June 01 - 03 ~ Slug June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk June 15 - 20 ~ Ass June 21 - 24 ~ Ape June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite July 01 - 09 ~

Ima Supabitch
Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If you repost this ...*I erased the bullshit* enter: blah blah blah here_______________________

Ima Sagittarius
TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. *12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN - The One that Waits (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart.Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please.Loves to smile.Beautiful laugh.Patient.Cautions.Bit of naughty. By far best in bed! The one and only. *7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost AQUARIUS - The one every girl or boy needs (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. A

Im A Snake In The Grass
Im a snake....read on SNAKE FACTS: Sixth in order, Chinese name -- " SHE, " sign of the sagacity CHARACTERISTICS Acute, Aware, Cunning, Proud, Vain, Vicious Ancient Chinese wisdom says a Snake in the house is a good omen because it means your family will not starve. This could be taken metaphorically to mean that a Snake could never have a problem with his family starving because he is such a great mediator, making him good at business. Or it could mean that a Snake would be willing to sacrifice his possessions, something the Snake has a lot of, in order to pay for his family's food. Any way it is interpreted is representative of the Snake's character and is a measure of the value he puts on his material wealth. The Snake is keen and cunning, quite intelligent and wise. THE SIGN OF THE SNAKE The Snake is the intuitive, introspective, refined and collected of the Animal Signs. They are attractive people who take cries with ease and do not become flustered easily. T

I'm A Slut :)
Body: ★-JANUARY = SLUT -Fun to be with. -Loves to try new things. -Boy/girls LOVE you. -You are very hott. -Secretive. -Difficult to fathom and to be understood. -Quiet unless excited or tensed. -Takes pride in oneself. -Easily consoled. -Honest. -Concerned about people's feelings. -Tactful. -Friendly. -Approachable. -Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. -Moody and easily hurt. -Witty and sparkly. -Spazzy at times. -Not revengeful. -Forgiving but never forgets. -Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. -Loves to be loved. -Easily hurt but takes long to recover. -Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days ★-FEBRUARY = SEXY -Abstract thoughts. -THE BEST in bed. -Outgoing. -Loves reality and abstract. -Intelligent and clever. -Changing personality. -Attractive. -Fun to be around. -Sexiest out of everyone. (EVERYONE!!!!!!) Think about it!!! -A real speed demon. -Has more than one

I'm Asking For Your Help For The Contest I'm In!!
Please help me in this contest! I am going for 15,000 comments for $1,000,000 fubucks (in 2 weeks). Please follow the directions. You must add Stephanie Lynn to your friends list to help vote for me. She'S a very sweet lady, and while you're at it, maybe rate her and fan her too. Here's the link to my picture, it's my primary photo. Thank you so much!! http://s4.pca2.fubar.com/08/86/1496880/2963723051.jpg I WILL GO AND SHOW YOU SOME LOVE ALSO. Here is Stephanie Lynn's link... http://s4.pca2.fubar.com/17/13/813171/tn_2296422383.gif THANK YOU!

I'm A Stripper.....unzip Your Zipper.....ah! Give It To Me Daddy!(chemical Bros-the Stripper Song)
Your Stripper Song Is Master and Servant by Depeche Mode "There's a new game We like to play you see A game with added reality You treat me like a dog Get me down on my knees" Yawn, dancing is so boring without a little spice. What Song Should You Strip To?

I'm A Strawberry Gal~
If all of the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one)! Trust me...this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue Pie 4. V anilla Cake With Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be. 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times. 2. BROWNIES -- You are adventur ous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your saber.

I'm A Stud
Well, either that or a complete idiot. Earlier today, I have a little accident at work and tear up my knee a bit; nothing TOO serious, just a Major bruise, they say after x-rays and stuff. So after 3 hours at the Hospital, and getting medicine and ice packs and having it wrapped, I get Home and what do I do? Defy Doctors orders and Cut some Grass!!!! So, If Ya see Me limpin around like an 80 year old for a week or so, now You know why! lol

Im A Show Gurl For Those Who Interested..me Add Me Place..
hello im ana from philippines 21..im working..as a cam model..hope..u will like me..im..looking for a man who interested to me..are..u interetsed to me?..pm me please.can afford or cant afford..im just only 3.90. euro.or..4.99$ credit card for 24 hours..only baby,,dont worry..about the credit deatails..becuase..nobody will share..about that..our site..is very secured... ..i can assure u that..if..u like..i will send my link to u where u can register,,and i will help u fill up and so on i will guide u to heaven....add me to discuss..ok eli_adana_95@hotmail.com..or eli_trishamariemclei_venus86@yahoo.com..ok..this is my contact no,,+639198592216

I'm A Stalker Roflmao Ok
If any one has used ( Bored?) its under fun & games link. So if you have used bored you will notice you rate a picture it moves to the next one in Fubar using a random order or something. And if you have rated a picture before they still come up with that said. I've been get a lot of paranoid people thinking I'm stalking them because I cross their page and not rate or any thing, lol, I guess I could down rate there picture let them know I'm not just staling then rate it up the next time ROFLMAO. And for the ones that have me blocked for this lol your loss all I was doing is what most beg for on here rating. So are they A. Paranoid or B. I'm a Stalker

I'm A Survivor
I'M A SURVIVOR A WOMAN THAT'S BEEN THROUGH MORE THEN YOU WILL EVER KNOW, A DAUGHTER THAT HAS THE ABILITY TO STAND ON MY OWN, A MOTHER THAT TEACHES BETTER THEN I WAS SHOWN, A SISTER THAT STOOD TALL AND TOOK THE BLAME EVEN WHEN I WASN'T IN THE WRONG, I'M A SURVIVOR, A BLESSED CHILD THAT GIVES UP SOMETIMES BUT PULLS IT TOGETHER BECAUSE THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS BE TOLD, I'M WELL PUT TOGETHER, CREATED WITH THAT SPECIAL TOUCH AND A FIRM HOLD, CREATED WITH LOVE FROM THE ONE THAT BREATHE LIFE INTO YOUR NOSE, I'M A SURVIVOR, ONE WHO MAKES SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING BECAUSE I WASN'T BORN WITH SILVER AND GOLD, I'M COMPASSIONATE AND MEAN AT THE SAME TIME, BUT THANK GOD FOR BEING MY ONLY JUDGE BECAUSE HE IS THE ONE WHO MAPPED OUT MY MIND. I HAVE A STORY TO TELL AND IN TIME WILL TELL IT BUT RIGHT NOW I'M A SURVIVOR AND WANT TO TAKE IT ONE STEP AT A TIME.

I'm A Screamer. Lol
Me and Ruby are on the phone and we're playing a scenario right now (nothing dirty lol), anyway she asked me if I would go see someone if I had the opportunity. and I said yes. REALLY REALLY LOUD. we're both still giggling.

I'm A Slut That You All Want To Taste Come Take A Look At My Goodies
OMG HELPPPPPPPPPPP!!! PLZ TY THIS PIC HERE PLZ GUYS THANK YOU JUST CLICK IT RATE IT AT THE VERY LEAST WORTH 10 POINTS I THINK BUT PLZ LEAVE A COMMENT OR TWO ALSO OR MAYBE 100 OF THEM OR SOMETHING PLZ PLZ BOMBING TEAMS MERGE AND ITS A TOTAL #&$%@#%#@###@$%$##@ YA ALL THEM BAD WORDS AND THEN SOME MORE EVEN AFTER THAT.. HA IM NOT BUT YA KNOW WE ALL DO IT.. BUT ITS ONLY COOL WHEN ME AND MY TEAM DO IT.. LOL PLZ EVERYONE EVERYONE BOMBER OR NOT HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP CLICK THAT PIC UP THERE AND PLZ LEAVE MASSIVE COMMENTS.. THEY ARE FLYING AND WE WELL WE ARE NOT SO MUCH.. MAKES ME WANNA CRY.... NOT GOOD.. OH AUTO 11'S ARE ACTIVE ON MY PAGE TOO SO RATE RATE RATE TY TY TY TY I LOVE EVERYONE WHOS HELPED ME TODAY TY ALL SO MUCH..

Im A Strong Woman...so Address Me As Such
IM A STRONG WOMAN...SO ADDRESS ME AS SUCH Category: Writing and Poetry IM A STRONG WOMAN....... SO ADDRESS ME AS SUCH I CAN SEE RIGHT PAST YOUR INTRICATE MASKS GIVE A SOPHISTICATED ANSWER TO ANY QUESTION YOU ASK RAISE 1 OR 10 CHILDREN THROUGH STRUGGLE AND STRIFE RUN A MAJOR CORPORATION AND BE A SUPPORTIVE WIFE CONVERSE WITH THE 'BIG-WIGS' OR HOLLA ATCHA IN THE HOOD SAY "ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL!" OR "HAAAY, IT'S ALL GOOD!" PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE, WITHOUT SAYIN' MUCH I'M AN INTELLECTUAL STRONG WOMAN, ........SO ADDRESS ME AS SUCH POSSESSING THE STRENGTH OF THE STRONGEST FOUNDATION MY VOICE SPEAKS IN VOLUMES HEARD THROUGHOUT THE NATION MY HANDS GRASP DOUBT AND TURNS IT INTO HOPE AND THESE HANDS HAVE CUT SOCIETY'S "LIMITATION ROPE" BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIMIT ON THE STRENGTH THAT I POSSESS THE DETERMINATION I HAVE, MY COURAGE OR MY PROWESS THE FORCE OF MY POWER CAN BE FELT WITH ONE TOUCH I'M A STRONG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, ........SO ADDRESS ME AS SUCH MY HEART CONTAINS LOVE

I'm A Survivor
I was born three months too early The doctor gave me thirty days But I must've had my mama's will And God's amazing grace I guess I'll keep on livin' Even if this love's to die for 'Cause your bags are packed and I ain't cryin' You're walkin' out and I'm not trying To change your mind 'cause I was born to be Chorus: The baby girl without a chance A victim of circumstance The one who oughta give up, but she's just Too hard headed A single mom who works two jobs Who loves her kids and never stops With gentle hands and the heart of a fighter I'm a survivor I don't believe in self-pity It only brings you down May be the queen of broken hearts But I don't hide behind the crown When the deck is stacked against me I just play a different game My roots are planted in the past And though my life is changin' fast Who I am is who I wanna be Repeat Chorus A single mom who works two jobs Who loves her kids and never stops With ge

I'm A Sexy Beast
You Are A Vampire You have a real thirst for bliss, and you consider yourself a true hedonist. And you're not afraid to walk alone in life, if it means getting what you truly crave. You truly enjoy entrancing people. Not to mention the ensuing pleasures of the flesh. Your tastes have been called decadent and bizarre. You usually give in to your temptations, no matter how primal Your greatest power: Your flawless ability to seduce and charm Your greatest weakness: Human flesh You play well with: Werewolves What Kind of Monster Are You?

I'm A Sheep In Kitty Clothing
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? Nobody. [2] You were in the car with? Roommates. [3] Went to the mall with? What's a mall? [4] Person you talked on the phone with? SupermarketGirl AKA Susan [5] You messaged/commented on Fubar? Klover T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? False Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? False Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True Q: Broken a bone? True Q: Have shaved your head? False Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? True Q: Shot a gun? False Q: Donated Blood? True WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? Drink [2] Be serious or be funny? I can't do b

I'm A Sheep (chinese Zodiac)
Chinese Zodiac Sheep Daydreaming all afternoon sounds heavenly to the Sheep. This creative, esoteric Sign needs plenty of time alone in which to feed its Muse. Sheep are generally most comfortable in their own minds (which other, more linear-thinking Signs may have trouble deciphering). This Sign makes a great craftsperson or artisan, or perhaps a teacher of New Age studies -- any occupation that allows its mind the full range of freedom. Sheep tend not to be very well-organized, precluding many more dry business endeavors. In fact, Sheep tend not to be very materialistic in general, finding plenty of riches in their own imagination. However, especially when in love, the Sheep can be quite a lavish gift-giver. Perhaps it's that artistic temperament that so often causes Sheep to feel insecure, but the result is that these high-strung creatures need to feel loved and admired lest they start worrying incessantly. For this reason, Sheep tend to have a hard time with romance; anyone who

I'm A Slave For U By Britney Spears
I know I may be young, but I�ve got feelings too. And I need to do what I feel like doing. So let me go and just listen. All you people look at me like I�m a little girl. Well did you ever think it be okay for me to step into this world. Always saying little girl don�t step into the club. Well I�m just tryin� to find out why cause dancing�s what I love. Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA) Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)(Do you like it) Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)(This feels good) I know I may come off quiet, I may come off shy. But I feel like talking, feel like dancing when I see this guy. What�s practical is logical. What the hell, who cares? All I know is I�m so happy when you�re dancing there. I�m a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it. I�m a slave for you. I won�t deny it; I�m not trying to hide it. Baby, don�t you wanna, dance upon me, (I just wan

I'm A Sucker For Surveys!
Is there anyone you would seriously punch right now if you had the chance? hah yeah maybe 2 peopleLast person you were on the phone with for more than 20 minutes?DirkWould you go out in public looking like you do now?yes just came out of the publicSo, what do you know what your getting for your birthday?I want to know what i'm getting for xmas firstIf the last person you kissed tried to kiss you again, would you kiss back?YEP:)Is there any time cheating is okay?hell no Has anyone ever sang to you?THEY HAVEHave you held hands with somebody in the past three days?YESHow was your weekend?It was good saturday was busy and sunday was stressful cuase of schoolDo you know anyone with the same birthday as you?celine dion hahaHow do you feel right now?pretty good! Ready for tomorrowDid the last person who hurt you, ever apologize?yeah but wasn't very sympathic Are you a mean person?IF I NEED TO BECan a boy and girl be friends without having feelings for each other?ehh I don't no there was p

I'm As Smart
What's a nice girl with an economics degree doing in a place like this? Konnie Huq is mid-photo shoot, teetering on impossible heels and wondering whether her bra spoils the line of her plunging dress. 'Maybe it would look better without,' she says, deftly whipping the bra off in one easy manoeuvre. Gosh. She didn't learn that one on Blue Peter. What's interesting, though, is that the bra goes on again, almost as quickly as it came off, with her deciding that too much freedom is a bad thing. Photo shoot over, she changes into her jogging bottoms and Ugg boots, and talks candidly about that modern TV starlet dilemma: how much flesh can you expose before people start forgetting you have a brain too? 'Getting the balance right is a dilemma. I've seen many people in this business come a cropper because they've got a bit carried away. But it should be possible to be sexy yet taken seriously.'

Im A Sexy Bitch
So I've been scrolling thru fubar lately and noticed a bunch of girls who get all these rates and massive amounts of guys hitting on them from what i can tell....and they nasty lol. I'm no Brad Pitt let me tell ya and my pics dont do me justice but wtf.....im a sexy bitch lol.....if i saw most of these people in real life id be like ew lol. I think i need to come out of my shell a little bit more and stop thinking im gross. Because like i said, im a sexy bitch.

I'm A Shitty Friend.
Apparently. Sorry I have enough going on in my life that I can't revolve it around you, or that how often I "acknowledge" you is insufficient. My job is mind-numbing and I'm tired. If you asked anyone, or even bothered to listen to me when I told you that I'm not a champion of conversation lately - and even when I'm in one, I drift away - you would know just that. But you don't listen. You jump to conclusions and point fingers and you're a fucking asshole. My brother is dying, but let me worry about how I act makes you feel, right? Especially when you show up expecting me to be a part of your drama when the FIRST thing you knew about me is that I have no part in ANYONE's drama. Oh, I was upset about something else that happened that I didn't even get to TELL you about, but now I guess that doesn't matter. Shame on me, right? But I'm a shitty friend. Fuck you. Thanks for throwing what I thought was a good friendship away. I was so wrong. My mistake - I won't let it happen again.

I'm A Simple Man
I'm a simple man, I find humor in simple things. When there is a store named "BJ's" and it is right next to a store called "Dick's" I am going to find that funny. Every time I see it, it will make me chuckle a little inside.

I'm A Star!
I did this after Kloverlynn did. (I am SUCH a joiner! :P) You are The Star Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out. I saw this question in the quiz and it made me snort my Diet DP :4) What's your Favorite Heavenly Body? Mars Venus Mercury Saturn Jupiter Uranus Neptune Pluto Sun Moon Uma ThurmanI wanted to say Uma, but it wasn't entirely true... Rock on!Shawn

I'm Asking You All To Pray For A Classmate Of Mine. . .
He was injured in Afghanistan a few days ago and needs prayers for him and his family. So if you could please say a prayer for him!! http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/19139414/ringgold-soldier-injured-in-afghanistan

Im A Strong Woman
I have stood firm through my storm and I am still standing I have rolled down many hills only to find myself standing back up, dust myself off and just to keep it pushingI have fought through the hardest time in my life only to shine like the strong woman that stands before you nowI have cried a million tears and felt like life was not worth living only to get up the next day to see that the tears had dried up and a new day has come.I am a strong woman to every part of my soul; I may not look like it but walk a day in my shoes then tell me. I have seen things that you cannot imagine and still I can see the good in people I have been made to be this woman that holds the world in her hands and still do not feel as if I belong, I may only be a superwoman to myself but I am who I am and in this world it matter not what you think of me but what I think of me.I have had lost the best of me and still I push on like it never happened please do not take that lightly it has effect on me like no

Im At Work Lol
I had to work today so im not at home and im fooling around on the computer lol yeah i know im a bad girl playing on the computer at work lol my baby knows how naughty i can be lol so yea have fun today ppl and have a great weekend *hugs*