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Of Lust And Love
Stripped Ease A slow seduction the dance does begin Music and beat the drive of sweet sin Strip off my shirt it hit’s the floor Listen to the screams calling for more Grind to the beat hot sweat beads Lock eyes with women, fulfill their needs Tell them with a look their sexy I can tell Watch them in trance fall under my spell Strip off pants as I slide past the pole Set off the fires that consume the soul Crawl on the stage and touch me they do Lust gone wild my desires renew Song of lust and woman in love Into my g string dollars they shove All for the glance of a package they seek My gift of the moment was to make it less bleak By R. Thomas Dinsmore FOR ONE SO LOST IN THE HEAT OF DESIRE LUST FORGED SO STRONG IN PASSIONS FIRE KNOWING THE THINGS I LONG TO DO DESIRE ONLY TO DO THEM WITH YOU FEEL THE CARESS AS WE DRAW NEAR GIVE IN TO OUR LUST LET GO OF ALL FEAR KISSING OUR BODYS AND TASTE THE SWEET JUICES TOUNGES DANCE IN PLACES OUR FIRE SEDUCES LICKI
Love Has Found Me............
Love has found me, unable to breathe. Inhaling only, your love I need. Alone again, I search for true love. Wanting just you, I pray to above. The silence stays, unable to see. Together with you, will never be. Memories fading, etched in my mind. Lost love remembered, from another time.
Hmmm Santa And All His Bad Thoughts...
Wicca..charms And Spells..
Quote: "Spells are not about turning people into frogs or granting wishes. A spell is a set of actions and prayers that you do and say in order to ask for divine help with some particular aspect of your life." Mnemosyne's Realm 9 Charms: According to a Webster's dictionary, the original meaning of the noun charm was a "chanted word, phrase, or verse assumed to have magic over to help or hurt; an incantation." 1 There are two modern meanings to the word: an amulet; an object believed to have magical powers that will ward off evil influences over the wearer, or bring them good luck. "any action or gesture assumed to have magic power." 1 A Witchcraft encyclopedia expands this definition by adding: "magical works, phrases, chants, incantations, inscriptions and actions which can be used separately or in combination to make a charm." The encyclopedia's definition for charm is essentially identical to the meaning that most people give to the noun spell. We will conside
Sport Fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iverson finally traded to Nuggets Story Tools: Print Email Blog This Associated Press Posted: 1 hour ago Allen Iverson was traded by the 76ers to the Denver Nuggets, a person in the National Basketball Association with knowledge of the deal told The Associated Press. The official, speaking on condition of anonymity because the trade was not announced, did not know the terms of the deal, which came one day after NBA scoring leader Carmelo Anthony of the Nuggets was suspended 15 games for his role in a weekend brawl in a game against the New York Knicks. BlogJam... One day after the Nuggets learned they'd be losing Carmelo Anthony for a while, they've reportedly swung a deal to add Allen Iverson. Who got the better end of this deal? Tell us what you think. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the boards Nuggets | 76ers Reports said the trade would send Andre Miller, Joe Smi
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Just One More Sweetheart
My Little Angel I felt your presence there inside of me, nestled soft and warm; Sweet scent of baby's breath, precious words left unadorned. I saw your tiny heartbeat, then I knew that you were fine; A perfect baby we created, one that would be mine. Then that tragic day it came there was nothing I could do, Only wait and hope for the precious life of you. Yes in the beginning your daddy was afraid; Only he would love you unconditional and never run away. He loved you more this I do know, as he cried for you that day, When the doctor said that you were gone, daddy wanted you to stay. He would have held you close to him, and see your perfect form, A gift of daddy's love, would have kept you safe and warm. Only now you are an angel over me beautiful and bare, My heart would hurt if you cried for me and mommy was not there. Still we are together in my heart and memories, You are still a part of my memory. Rest gentle now 'sweet baby' there
Bringing Light Into The Season Of Darkness
Bringing Light into the season of darkness (by Trish Reynolds - December 15, 2006) Let the candle flame light, the dark and longest night. Archeological indications are that the winter solstice in particular was a spiritually significant time. Neolithic observatories such as Stonehenge in England and Ireland’s Newgrange reveal that man has long known how to accurately calculate the solstices and equinoxes. During the early Roman Empire the winter solstice celebrated the birth of the Persian Sun god, Mithras or Sol Deus Invictus (The Invincible Sun) who was widely worshipped in the Mesopotamian provinces of the Empire. In the European regions, including the city of Rome itself, Saturn, the god of agriculture was honored with the Saturnalia Feast from December 17 through the solstice, which fell on December 24 or 25 of the Julian calendar. The designation of December 25 as a Christian holiday was first recorded in texts dating to 325 AD under Constantine, when Christianity was
I Had Nothng Else To Do
1. Have you had sex in the last 24 hours?: I violated myself just few hours ago . . . but if you mean with another human being . . . stop fucking reminding me that I have nothing to "get on top of" lately 2. Are you single? I have many imaginary compainions that accompany me with vibrations galore 3. Do you have hairy legs? I really find shaving them to be a public service of which one day someone will exclaim "thank you for shaving your legs" 4. Do you like monkeys? I like monkeys accompanied by midgets and shaved dogs, oh and a video camera is always a plus as well . . . but monkeys on their own are a little much for me wih the throwing poo and all 5. How many fillings do you have? Not near enough . . . 6. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? I would rather swin in a pool filled with jello preferably grape jello 7. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? I have been known to just go around licking things at random 8. Have you eve
The Gods Of Witchcraft
When I got involved in Wicca, I found that most of my teachers emphasized the Goddess. Many people have been raised with traditions that emphasized the male aspect of divinity. These same people often come to nature-based religions with a desire to reconnect their spirit to the divine feminine, the Mother principle. I know I did. I came from a Lutheran and Catholic background, so I found the idea of the Goddess both intriguing and comforting. I always liked the Virgin Mary, and found the multifaceted images of the Goddess quite a wonderful challenge. It was hard to look at the feminine as not only virgin mother, but also sexual mother, warrior, crone, witch, healer, and reaper. Though it was a challenge, I found a building a relationship with the God to be an altogether a different experience. Though many people think Wicca and Witchcraft are only about the Goddess, the God plays a pivotal role in most traditions. Most groups celebrate the union of Goddess and God. And while many em
Going On Vaca
2007 sees me trekkin around aus first stop tamworth country music for 2weeks this means no internet access for 2 whole week *sobs* then middle of feb im going to the capital of Aussie to meet a friend for a few days and well lol no access to the internet again urgh then that it for now lol untill something else pops up hehe
Winter Solstice Wishing Candle
Winter Solstice Wishing Candle Author Unknown There is a tradition of making a wish at the Winter Solstice, of burning pieces of paper with wishes or affirmations written on them. When creating a Winter Solstice candle, you will infuse the molten wax with your wish or intent and release it with the burning of the candle. This is a very basic recipe for creating candles at home using scraps of old wax or wax purchased from a craft store. It is designed for simplicity and to use items found in most kitchens. Items needed: * large metal pot – an old stew pot works well * old glass carafe (such as a coffee pot) or soup/coffee can(s) * candy thermometer * blocks of purchased wax or used candles (your choice of color) * small paper cups (Dixie Brand), or other molds * wicks (available at craft stores) * wooden spoon, oven mitt, towels, and waxed paper or newspaper to cover work area * ground frankincense resin (optional) The Wax The purpose of making recycled candles
Surgery Yesterday
hey everyone. i just want to tell ya that i had surgery yesterday on my right knee. i'm doing ok but still really sore. anyways just wanted to share with you guys. take care
If Men Ruled The World
1)Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it. 2)Birth control would come in ale or lager. 3)Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. 4)On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day too. 5)St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month. 6)Garbage would take itself out. 7)Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history. 8)The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle". 9)Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps". 10)Tanks would be far easier to rent. 11)Two words..."Ally McNaked". 12)When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would a
Pity You Haters
You Know, I actually Thought I would Use this For debatable rants, But it Turns Out, I am using it for something else. One Would think that jealous women wouldnt get the raging green monster eating them when they click on a profile and view someone's pictures. One would think they would either, look and be cool, or move to the next profile. I know i come on here to get my mind off shit, take a break from w.e and meet some cool people that more or less, log on for the same reasons. I understand, we, as people, put ourselves out there by posting our mugs, inwhich some of you are fake as the fucking acrylic nails we wear, and yet some of you have the childish manner to post on pictures how we appear as if we are "whored out trash" or "Crack Whore material" or " we steal pictures from others ? " For real now, if you have to hate on people, dont fucking post shit cause frankly i pity your ass. Big fucking deal if i appear fat, or perhaps im unattractive to you, perhaps even i
The Dance
After a great 6 month 'anniversary meal' Jenny cleard her coffee table and tunred to ask Danny,"Are you ready for some desert?"Danny's eye brow raised high as Jenny turned toward the familiar hutch within the entertainment system. She opened it and slid her hand around the system, over the knobs and buttons untill she found the button she was looking for with a slight giggle. A familiar song filled the air as Jenny started swaying her hips before she turned toward Danny. She moved in time to the beat of the Lambada, and beconed Danny closer with the curl of her lips and the sway in her hips.As he passed the couch Jenny spun into him lifting slightly upon her toes and the two locked themselves into there past and all to remembered dance position. Danny slid his leg between hers and began the seductive movements that originaly brought them together.The erotic and exciting movements spun them around the living room. Quickening the pace of there hearts, as there passions welled ins
Holding Back
why do we hold back? there is some fear that if we dont hold back, if we give all, then we have nothing else to give. so we give only in parts, we keep the carrot dangling. we want to remain mysterious. when you dont allow the other to enter into your whole being and know it totally, it is because of the fear that once the other knows you totally he or she may become disinterested. you keep a few corners of yourself aloof so that the other goes on wondering, "what are those corners? what more do you have to give?" and the other goes on searching and seeking and persuading and seducing...and in the same way, the other is also holding back. there is some animal understanding behind it that once the mystery is known, the thing is finished. we love the mystery, we love the unknown. when it is known, mapped, and measured, it is finished! then what else is there? the adventuring mind will start of thinking of other women, other men. this has happened to millions of husbands and wives:
So every now and again I get Error messages saying that I'm allowed to view certain photos or blogs. Whats all that about? Are there settings and stuff to set up where only family or only friends or a preferred list is set up that can be selected when posting blogs and photos??
Winter Solstice Wishing Candle
There is a tradition of making a wish at the Winter Solstice, of burning pieces of paper with wishes or affirmations written on them. When creating a Winter Solstice candle, you will infuse the molten wax with your wish or intent and release it with the burning of the candle. This is a very basic recipe for creating candles at home using scraps of old wax or wax purchased from a craft store. It is designed for simplicity and to use items found in most kitchens. Items needed: * large metal pot – an old stew pot works well * old glass carafe (such as a coffee pot) or soup/coffee can(s) * candy thermometer * blocks of purchased wax or used candles (your choice of color) * small paper cups (Dixie Brand), or other molds * wicks (available at craft stores) * wooden spoon, oven mitt, towels, and waxed paper or newspaper to cover work area * ground frankincense resin (optional) The Wax The purpose of making recycled candles is to use all those scraps of wax left-over from o
For The Innocent One
I'll Hold You in Heaven From the very beginning I loved you, As I made plans to hold you and rock you: You were tiny and helpless as you lay in my womb, But something went wrong and soon you were gone; My young heart was broken, my tears fell like rain, I'd never known such heartache and pain. I wonder who you look like, me or your dad, Do you have my smile and his eyes? Would you have been big and tall or tiny and small? We had dreams for you that reached to the skies. It was long, long ago and I still miss you so, Thanks to Jesus, I'll see you in heaven. I'll hold you in heaven someday, When my trials on earth pass away; The angels have rocked you, the Father watches over you, I know you're waiting for me; I never could hold you or tell you "Goodbye", But I'll hold you in heaven someday.
Plans for the weekend were as always a little hazy. Friday night was pretty much a write off. All of us were just to damn tired after a gruelling week of work, so we figured we would just enjoy each others company over a couple quiet drinks at the local pub and shoot a couple games of pool. Anything to unwind and relax at this point. All agreed that the guys would pick us ladies up the following evening for a house party that we were just invited too, we went our separate ways. My friend and I decided we had absolutely nothing exciting yet casual to wear, so it was time to hit the local stores for that specific outfit. Hours later, returning from a giggling shopping trip we had a drink and headed for the showers to prepare ourselves for the festivities of the evening. We schemed together and came up with a plan to get people talking for times to come, only after realizing where we were going and who was all going to be there. Being sure to shave to the absolute smoothest state anyone
Where The Angel Sleeps........
Where the Angel sleeps Through miles of empty nothingness and struggles through the dark abyss I see her as through frosted glass A sleeping beauty none surpass She gently sleeps, with softest sighs golden hair, and dreaming eyes. Reddest lips, I long to kiss to waken her from slumbering bliss She seems a princess sleeping long her every breath gives life to song and seems that Sleep himself denied her waking, so to be his bride I softly kiss her golden head to dispel her artificial death to waken her and set her free to love her and have her love me But on she sleeps, through rain and storm and I beside her resting form remain, and kiss her night and day until we both shall fade away…
Funny Answers
In 2007, you will... Have sex while on stilts 'What is your sexual new years prediction?' at Candice Fantasy realization expert 'What will your sex business card say?' at Candice Fantasy realization expert 'What will your sex business card say?' at Yo
Merry Christmas
Just wated to wish all my friends o hea a Merry Christmas and hope u all have a safe but good 1 and enjoy the holiday i sure will be and oh have a awesome new years be safe every1
Unicorn Imagery In Magical Practice
The unicorn is one of the most famous and endearing of mystical creatures associated with fantasy, mythology, and magic. Images of the unicorn have fascinated people all over the world for centuries. Such a powerful and easily recognized symbol can have an important place in magical practice. Symbols are integral to our lives, especially for magic and visualization. Often the success of a spell relies heavily on the symbolism that is chosen and how deeply it affects the user. Many people are drawn to magical creatures and have an affinity for certain ones, collecting various images of that particular creature. Since unicorns are among the most popular, here are some ways you can incorporate unicorn symbolism into magical practice. Even if you have never been particularly fascinated with magical creatures, getting to know them by investigating their characteristics can add a new dimension to your personal power. First, consider what the creature symbolizes to you. Unicorns have ma
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at
Seven Simple Psychic Shields For The Witch In Everyone!
Here are seven techniques from which anyone can benefit: 1. Smudging – Smudging refers to passing yourself or an object through sacred smoke as a means of purification. When burned, certain herbs release a high vibrational energy that is used to purify unwanted, harmful forces – what most people call negative energy. Herbs like sage, cedar, sweet grass, pine, and lavender can be burned, as well as incenses such as frankincense, myrrh, and copal. Simply wave the smoking substance around you and make sure you pass through the smoke. Don’t do too much. It’s an energetic process, not a physical one, so you don’t have to feel like you are asphyxiating. 2. Sea Salt Bath – Similar to smudging, taking a sea salt bath can cleanse the physical body as well as the energy. Put two tablespoons of sea salt or kosher salt in your bath water and soak. Imagine all the stress and harmful energy you have accumulated or taken on from others flowing into the water. Sit in the bathtub as its drains an
Your Nickname Is!
Tim's sexual nickname: "Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile" Take this quiz at
Iigh Peeps Make Me Feel Better
this shit so fucking sucks... last nite i was fine i woke up this morning feeling shity i called my doc got in today and came home with strep and the flu floating around in my body.... so make me feel better cause i feel like shit right now...
What Tarrot Card Are You?
You are The Magician Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity. Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing, you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive. The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
30 Seconds To Mars
Two Little Words.............
Two little words That mean so much That lift the heart When it’s bruised and crushed.. I’m sorry.. Two little words I sigh at night In the darkness of my grief They tease and taunt me in the dark As my soul seeks some relief I’m sorry… Two little words torment my soul That I know I should have said; They make my nights so bleak And rise unbidden in my head.. I’m sorry…. Two little words you quietly whispered As you turned and walked away And I will always regret The day I heard you say I'm sorry.....
When Does The Pain Fade Away?
When does the pain fade away before or after the tears fall, or even before we realize that it wasn't worth the effort we put into it? I don't get why guys attract girls to them only to hurt them when they no longer have the use for them anymore. Sorry to say this but last time I checked girls had hearts and emotions just like guys and just like guys we don't liked getting fucked with. So why does it always seem when things are great and nothing could ruin it that's when reality throws you down and kicks sand in your face as it walks away laughing. So could someone please explain to me why guys always seem so great and then when they see one thing about you that they don't like your no longer welcomed. Please I'm dying to know cause I seem to have some trait that drives guys away and I end up getting hurt when it isn't needed and probably could of been avoided.
The Contest Im Currently In...
Like I have said before I dont normally enter these silly contests but for some reason I entered this one...Its my FIRST one....and instead of winning or being up there, Im getting my ass hammered to no end BADLY... I have posted bulletins asking for assistance from people and no one responds to the call...I have a few REAL friends that are helping me but they can only do so much... To those that WONT help me: All you give a damn about is my pics, my nudes and getting your sorry rocks off....If you were a REAL fan of mine or a REAL friend youd be helping me instead of turning a blind eye... I dont need nor want fairweather friends/fans....I dont have the time to waste on pathetic losers like that....They have NO place in my friends list.... But in the end, after all is said and done, if I end up losing, ultimately it will be because the people I placed my faith in, my hope in and my TRUST in failed me and let me down... Thanks for nothing....
Crafting Yuletide Cheer
The season of Yule can be a mixed blessing to Pagan parents. Many of the holiday festivities, school parties and retail displays seem to be centered on the dominant culture. It might be a little difficult to explain to your children about our beliefs at this time of year, amidst the barrage of Santa Claus, shopping mania, and “Silent Night.” The Goddess and the returning Sun King may seem to take a back seat to opening presents. However, this is one of the best times to involve your children in Earth-based spirituality. Many Christmas symbols really did come from Pagan traditions, and several legends including Santa and the reindeer can be traced to pre-Christian origins. Not only is this a wonderful opportunity to share the holiday customs of many faiths, we can also teach our children the meaning of our own Yule celebrations. Llewellyn readers can find books with some excellent ideas for commemorating Yule. Dan and Pauline Campanelli’s The Wheel of the Year and Edain McCoy’s Sabba
D*** In A Box!
It's Good To Be A Man!"
Your last name stays put The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. Same work... more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" One mood, ALL the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You can kill your own food. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtf
What Is Your Style?
You are suave. You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire. 'What is your seduction style?' at
Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at
Seduction Style
You are flirty. You find it easy to attract people because you are so confident. You also arn't bad to look at which helps. 'What is your seduction style?' at
Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at
Contest Yall
COME CHECK IT OUT U KNOW YA WANNA JOIN DJ SCARFACES SEXY TUMMY CONTEST JUST WANT TO LAY SOME RULES DOWN 1 COMMENT BOMBIN WELCOME 2 RATES COUNT TO 3 U MAY NOT COMMENT ON UR OWN PIC IF I FIND OUT U R SIGNIN ON A DIFFERENT NAME U WILL BE DISQUALIFIDE NO IF ANS OR BUTS ABOUT IT OTHER THEN THAT HAVE FUN CONTEST STARTS AT 6PM EST TIME DJ Scarface is having a contest to see who has the sexiest tummy on CT. Guys and Girls Welcome Comment bombing is ok so click his link and enter if ya aint skurred. No nudes lets show some class people. Click his link and enter.... DJ Sc4rF4c3(((S.A.R.S.n.L fam mgr)))detroit@ CherryTAP There It Go (The Whistle Song) Video - Juelz Santana lyricsJuelz Santana Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
12 Days Of Christmas
The Twelve Days of Christmasfor tim:Day #Who?What they got you1stA genital piercing2ndA booklet of sexual favors coupons3rdA nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window4thLED christmas anal beads5thLED christmas anal beads6than inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times7tha crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'8thsyphillis9thmost of a dead hooker10thA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends11than experimental vibrator12th
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested.< BR>"I am close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you h
I Am
According to experts, I am : 80% SexyTake the Sexy Quiz at JokesUnlimited.comAccording to experts, I am : 76% KinkyTake the Kinky Quiz at JokesUnlimited.comAccording to experts, I am : 58% NaughtyTake the Naughty Quiz at
In 2007, you will... Discover a new sexual position 'What is your sexual new years prediction?' at
I'd like to talk about T.V. Something that I can't enjoy much cause I work nights. I would start a show then lose track of when there on or what day there on. We have the DVR thing but I'm still not used to it so I forget to record the shows. It's a crap shoot anyway. Sometimes it records the whole show sometimes it doesn't. So I've given up. What ever happened to showing a shows full season at once. I'm beginning to see a trend of showing a couple of months of new shows then the go on break until the new year. What's that crap all about. When I finally do get to get caught up on a show they show some new crap game show hosted by some washed up celeb. Those game shows are pretty impossible to win. It's like Black Jack the house always wins. Most shows now are on more then one station. Shown at least two to three times a week. So there is no excuse to miss a show, but if told me to click on the Bravo network, I'd first give you a blank stare. Then have to go to the guide and spend 20
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2007 Lol! I Don't Think So.
In 2007, you will... Experiment with orgies 'What is your sexual new years prediction?' at
Uhm Yeah
Riley doesnt want anything but me to HOLD her standing up- and holding 23+ pounds is alot on a mom all day. So watch this lil clip and IMAGINE this all day well atleast 3+ hours of this at a clip. OMG.. wow- its amazing that they can cry and cry.. and then when you pick them up- its over. ((( as you can see I am asking her to play- go about the cracker..and all that. .NOTHING.. ))) CRY!Add to My Profile | More Videos ( NO the lil paint bottle that she was playing with wasnt open..lmao. she was just using it to calm her ..lmfao- NOT.. but Im not that bad of a person to let her play with anyhow-)
Advocacies By The Few....
can become the advocacies of the many. Nickelback sings this song, but watch the video. It certainly strengthens the point that a few can make a changes to the world. Music Video:IF EVERYONE CARED (by Nickelback)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone As such, I continue to do what I can...inch by inch, letter by letter, email by email, stories by stories.... maybe some day.... we'll see the effect of the changes that are pushed by each and every advocate in us all!! :D
The Good - The Bad & The Ugly
The Good the Bad and the Ugly The fine distinction between THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can't find your birth control pills Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He's a cross-dresser Ugly: He looks better than you Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Ugly: With corrections Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She's a lawyer Good: Your daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker Way ugly: She makes more money than you do Good: Your son is dating someone new Bad: It's another man Ugly: He's you're best friend Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets Ugly: You had
My Person Of The Year Acceptance Speech
Getting fired can certainly take a drain on one emotionally, especially at the holidays. However, I have tried to keep myself positive and trust that something bigger is around the corner. Little did I know it would come this soon. I got online this morning and saw some amazing news on It seems that in a tie vote, I was one of 10 million Time Magazine readers to be picked as "Person of The Year". Naturally, I feel humbled by this news. I would like to thank the editors at Time for recognizing my many accomplishments this year. I must also confess, that after several years as the bridesmaid, I am relieved to finally get my shot as the bride. My 7th place finish to President Jimmy Carter in 1979 was somewhat understandable for the simple reason that I was only born in October of that year. Perhaps if my mother could have been knocked up a few months sooner, I would have popped out in March and had more time
I Cant Begin To Know How It Would Feel
I thought of you last night and all your going through I can not begin imagine even walking in your shoe's I know it is horrible to have your dreams taken away But I also feel there is a reason God took your child away. He must need someone so precious and completely adored When I read your story about it I was simply floored I cant imagine the pain you must hold deep inside your heart When God took the love of your life and whats most precious to your heart I pray for your healing and I pray you will begin to understand I pray for forgiveness of those who can not comprehend I know you wanted this and im sorry he took that wish away But I pray he gives you something to brighten up your day This was written for me by a friend PoeticAngel ~~!!PoeticAngel!!~~@ CherryTAP
Sexual Calorie Counter
Sexual Calorie Counter It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent....................... 12 Calories Without her consent.................... 187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands........................ 8 Calories With one hand.......................... 12 Calories With your teeth........................ 85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection....................... 6 Calories Without an erection.................... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories Trying to find the! G-Spot.............. 92 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary............................. 12 Calories 69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories 69 standing up...................
my my christmas is comeing and im not going to be here all next week because jeff (my bro) and i are going to our dads and tyanna (my gf) will be gone too, to her dads to. so this is sadness for me to leave u all (my friends) so see u all on januarary 1st 2007. bye
70 Things Yay
70 QUIRKS ABOUT ME - 01. Initials: DAC 02. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Megan and Sammie 03. Last thing you ate: chicken sandwich woot 04. For or against same sex marriage: i'm am for same-sex marriage.. as long as both chicks are hot ROFL. i have no problem with same-sex marriages.. just don't bring it to me damnit!! lol 05. I say Shotgun! You say?: Wedding, Shotgun, Wedding, Shotgun, Weddingggggggg (have to leave thissssss lol PATD wooo) 06. Last person you hugged?: Kenny at work after we danced in the grill area rofl 07. Do you believe in God?: Not really, but i think there is some kind of higher-up 08. How many U.S states have you been to?: 7 or 8 09. How many of the U.S states have you lived in: 1 lol 10. Ever lived outside of the US: nope but i would like to.. 11. Name something you like physically about yourself: umm, i would say my eyes 12. Something non-physical you like about yourself: i'd say i have a descent sense of humor
I Am Off To Party!!!
IN A BIG BAD THEATRE WHERE I CAN PRETEND TO BE A ROCKSTAR! i am gonna get extreme wasted tonight..anyone care to join??
Please Stop By And Vote For Me!
I have just entered the Platinum Cherry Contest. Please stop by and bomb me with votes of LUV my friends!!!
Just Thoughts!!
Women Wrapped In Flesh And Bows
WOMEN WRAPPED IN FLESH AND BOWS (adult only) SIlk and satin deep crimson red Velvet and lace tied up in bows moonbeams cast in candle glow scented vanilla fills the air rose petals float on waters pale shimmering eyes flexing thighs skin on skin wet with the sea of sensual sin sweet ecstasy alight to passion's fire sultry strings play desire lips cherry red fingernails match leave a trail of erotic thought bound to bedposts stretch the ropes but never free a lover tied while eyes devour what hands can not beside him but a breath away he watches his lover and her best friend play soft mounds sway fingernails red scratch against sheets abunch nipples pink and desperately taunt sweet feminine lips on pulsing clit he moans he groans he twists and turns each sensuous tease on female flesh cause in him a deep torturous burn his eyes captive to each flick of the tongue each sweet plea a
today is my b-day so be nice and show me some LOVE!!!
Please Read This Blog And Go Rate The Blog Inside
We have a family member that recently just lost a child and we are helping her out by pimping her blog out. We are trying to get this Blog to the top Spot here please go rate it. Thanks! Here is a message from her... I am trying to get my blog...."our baby" into the top blogs so that I can share my story and hopefully help others who have or are currently going through what we have...I would really appreciate it if you would stop by and read as much or as little as you would like but PLEASE leave a rating on it. I would really appreciate it! Our Baby Blog Angie~~Innocentprncss
Meet The Royal Family
MEET OUR FAMILY PLEASE BE SURE TO ADD THE ONES HERE IF YOU ARE NOT ON THIS LIST AND ARE PART OF OUR FAMILY PLEASE CONTACT ME.... THIS IS WHO I HAVE IN MY FRIENDS LIST THAT I HAVE LISTED AS PART OF THE ROYAL FAMILY. ALSO IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO PLEASE BE SURE AND RIP THE FAMILY FLAG FROM MY ALBUM AND BE LOOKING FOR YOUR MEMBER TAGS UPLOADED TO MY ALBUM.... Angel ~ Family ~ Queen of The Royal Family~ Queen of C.T.@ CherryTAP *~Hot Momma 22*~ PRINCESS OF THE ROYAL FAMILY ~@ CherryTAP ¢¾ Peace, Love, and BubbleGum~ duchess of the royal family¢¾@ CherryTAP CHRISTMAS VAMPIRE OF THE UNITED STATES ARMY~ Royal Knight of the Royal Family~@ CherryTAP RoYaL_CuTiE_31, Royal Designer of The Royal Family@ CherryTAP TazzKatt~ Royal Subject of The Royal Family `@ CherryTAP .::SMEXY::. ~Royal Subject of the Royal Family!~@ CherryTAP ~ Forbidden The Royal Family member ~ perv crew ~@ CherryTAP *Lost -n-
My Frist Blog
hey u all just wanted to say hi to ever one and i hope everone gets want they want on xmas and i hope ever one gets drink on new years lol well i have been on here for like a long time so stop by and look at my profile and say hi too
During the time I was not well, my good friend came round to see me, and as normal when we get talking, we cover many a topic some weird some not. I dont know how we got onto this subject but we did, and both of us agreed that it would be good to be regressed.I then related to him a recurring dream I have when I fall into a deep sleep. I dont know if this is some form of self regressing or not, and to be honest I dont know why this one reoccurs, but Ive had the same dream on numerous occasions and it never changes it stays the same. So here it goes, i will be interested in anybodies views on regression and what they think of it. Its a cold dark evening and Im standing in a drench looking across what I would call no mans land. By the way Im dressed and the uniform im wearing its World War one. I look along the trench at the other men sitting some sleeping some resting. An officer comes along the trench whispering to each guy, when he gets to me he tells me in 5 mins there is going
A New Found Respect
I've been watching the second season of Stripperella, and it has given Me and new found respect and appreciation for Pamalea Anderson, by whom I previously had not been particularly impress.I shamefully admit that the fetishist in Me liked "Barb Wire", even if the cinemaphile wretched (I also have a huge crush on Udo Keir so, that made it more bearable), and the insomniac in Me used to watch "VIP", but neither part cared for Pam Anderson. Now that I have watched "Stripperella" I have developed a new found appreciation and respect for her. Ugh, well now that I am fully awake its time to pull My ass together to get crap done this morning, um ...I mean "today"... Today I was supposed to go get a new social security card, but it is looking too late. No good will come of this; no good at all.It's scary realizing your social security card and birth certificate are both missing!!! I last knew where they were in my last partment and never needed them so I am not sure where they could have go
Turbonegro-fuck The World
No use for kneeling down when there's no tomorrow I feel it coming on like never ever before so let your tanks roll on when there's no tomorrow coming on so strong 'cause baby, you know I need some more and more and more That's what I say, that's what I say and I just said it That's what I want, that's what I want I'm gonna get it, get it, get it I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it good Hey now, hang on while I fuck the world give me just a minute while I fuck the world There's a power line and I want to taste it Tonight I'm feeling fine 'cause I heard that denim's back in style I've been doing time, but I never waste it I'm going power blind so I can see it for miles and miles and miles That's what I say, that's what I say and I just said it That's what I want, that's what I want I'm gonna get it I'm feeling good, I'm feeling great, I can't hide it Gonna grab the globe, gonna grab the globe, I'm gonna ride it, ride it, ride it I've got razorblade lips
i hate those meds and i feel weak and in a terrible mood!!!!! i'm going to hit someone if this stupid thing of not eating is longer than a week i hate the fact that i can't eat and i only can drink water, tea and eat only 2 yogurts per day here is so hot, that makes me feel even weak i wish there was something quicker than this... already 3 months with meds to treat that stupid gastritis and the bleeding stomach (that i hope is not a bacteria or virus affecting me) and.... the infamous vesicle.... my mom had it cut off, so there are many posibilities that i have some problem with that too... blah, i'm tired
Christmas Eve Morning Snow Flurries????
The weather in Texas is a bit warm right now in the 70-80's this week -- well, up until Friday and Saturday where it is expected to get into the upper 40's with another cold front heading this way. You see, if you live in Texas, it is said that, if you don't like the way the weather is, just you wait and it'll be changing soon. :) A few weeks ago, Texas had experienced some early artic blasts...but has been spoiled by the recent warm weather, along with some rains that are much needed and welcomed (especially, with how low our lakes have become this dry year). Today, the Austin American Statesman reports that Icy weather blows into Texas Panhandle, which means that the cold front is on its way down to Central Texas as well. It is expected to begin the changing effect by Friday..... and.... possibly give us some early morning Christmas Eve snow flurries -- with any luck at all. They say that it won't stay long though because it isn't expected to be cold enough to stay.
Haha Game Head
I am 71% Video Game Addict.Video games are a big portion of my life, maybe too big of a portion. They are not a means of social interaction, despite what I might think. I should just go outside.Take theVideo Game Addict Test@ FualiDotCom
Just Another Funny Thing
Merry Christmas vs Bah Humbug... A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on the twins' birthday their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. "Why are you crying?" the father asked. "Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken." answered the pessimist twin. Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pil
33, Well If
December 20th is my best friend Alonyda's birthday. But there is not much of a celebration planned this year. See, no one is really sure if AJ is even on the planet to have a party for. When someone takes a moment to change your life, you kinda feel like maybe you want them to stick around. But we only stay in orbit for a moment in time. Maybe her clocked stopped. Or she just can't float by the rev's universe right now. There is a tradition in the cemetery where my father is buried, that when you visit, you bring a rock from home so others know their loved ones had visitors. When I took Alonyda, she left a key. It is still there. She was gonna leave a penny, but could not find one with a significant year on it. All of that is AJ to me. If you are wondering why, I am sorry you may never get the chance to hug the comet yourself. I used to write her stuff all the time, so I figured I would give it another shot. Sometimes she would come around if she liked it, or to tell me how wrong I was
Ive been trying to figure out how to meet up with people for some time now and am just too damn bashful in person..any suggestions?
Random Survey
1. whats your name spelled backwards?: Haraz 2. What did you do last night?: Talked to this HOT guy for a while!! :) 3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: Porn!! HeHe 4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: Yes 5. Last time you swam in a pool?: A few months ago at my brothers house! 6. What are you wearing?: Tee and some undies! 7. How many cars have you owned?: Too dayum many! 8. Type of music you dislike most?: Rap 9. Are you registered to vote?: Yes 10. Do you have cable?: Yes 11. What kind of computer do you use?: My laptop, it's a HP Pavilion ze5300 12. Ever made a prank phone call?: Yeah 13. You like anyone right now?: Kinda 14 Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: Already been skydiving! 15 Furthest place you ever traveled?: Syracuse NY 16 What's your favorite comic strip?: Don't read them! 17 Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: Yeah 18 Shower, morning or night?: Morning and Night 19 Best
It was a long time ago longer now than it seems. A place that perhaps that you have seen in your dreams... welcome to my world, is it what you thought it would be? I am trapped inside this hell between blood queen and purgatory a coop filled covered hall, a tatooed baby doll, I've got the devil in my corner and Jesus on my wall. today is an oatmeal day I fell like a monster babe preacher, save me with your call and I will be your little miss scareall. One eye's green and one eye's blue. Demons, angels, a love that's true catch me as I start to fall, let me be your little miss scareall. Halloween is over but I will keep you scared, take you to the fright side I know you'll come prepared, be your deadly nightshade, turn your christmas black and you can be my johnny homicidal maniac Forgive me preacher for I have sinned. It's been three weeks since my first confession. I am the one... hiding under your bed. My teeth are sharp, my lips are red, I am the o
Who's The King Now?!?!
when you put midgets in a commercial for a product....that product will sell. i don't care what it could be selling unsteralized needles laced with every std known to mankind...but if there's a midget selling it, i'll buy it. i came into this particular situation when i gazed upon this commercial for the first time... midgets selling hamburgers?....meat to cheese? no veggies? well, golly...sign me up! so, i went to burger king and had a stacker...i had me a quad on my first trip....after i finished it, i felt kinda sick...the oils and greases from the burger felt like they all rushed to my face felt like a sponge filled with oil....and as i sat in that restaurant feeling ill, only one thought entered my mind....i wanted to make an octi-stack. i trained for weeks, friends....slowly building up my tolerance for these midget-made burgers...and finally, i attempted the octi-stack one day. oh, it was a battle, my friends....a hard-fought battle of battleness. but i eme
blah i gotta cold and i feel like crap and i look like crap pshhhhhhhh
Scared Santa Pics???
LOL.. I have a bunch of pictures of my daughter on Santa's lap throughout the years, but I don't ever remember her being scared. That being said, take a look at these pictures posted by the readers of the Austin American Statesman. Just a word of caution.... not all of the children were scared.... or scarred for life! It does look like some of the children had a great time having their Santa Photo's taken!! :D
Flips And Asskickerey
Every year, a few of us get together and practice our aerobatics and martial art skills. This videos was only the beginning of many to come. Have look, you'll love it. Thanks to the guys at TeamRyouKo.
Listen To This And Hit Me Up...holla!!
wassup ya'll. this is Jasmyne. new to the site. just on here lookin' for really nothin'. but i guess friends is cool, so hit me up, bye!!!
Ok well I am new to this but I have another blog site so I want to start of by saying this..... If you are going to request an add, converse with me or I will be QUICK to remove you from my friends!! I hate adding people who do NOT talk.... I mean come on isn't that the point of making friends!?!? Ok well enough for now but you will catch more of my random blabbing in the future! :)
I am very new at this and I don't know what I am suppose to be doing any ideas? Until then have a joyous holiday season.Cateyes.
The 19th ~ Leaving
I'm leaving in just a few minutes and I will be gone just a few hours I believe, depending on how long the flight is delayed and such. Anyways, I will probably be on very late tonight to make up for it but if I am not then I will see everyone tomorrow. But it shouldn't be a problem. Anyways, I would like to tell everyone thanks for being such great friends and that I will be back in Sweden in two-three weeks and then it's back to school... so I have to make the most out of it =] hope everyone is well
Im New
Im new and i just wanted to tell everyone hi and iwou like to meet new ppl and party and have fun!
Kissable Lips Contest!
So i just thought id make a blog tellin yall that there is a kissable lips contest starting on friday that i am participating in. Remember to vote yall for the most kissable lips!
I Think Santa Claus Is A Women
I think Santa Claus is a woman I think Santa Claus is a woman. I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big,organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer, because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitze
Well I just got served my finnal papers today. On January 20th 2007 I will be officaily divorced and singel agian. a new begining or the begining of the end?
Cat Humor
You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You just have to have a mother-in-law!!!! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as
A Letter To George And Jodi(wild And Free)
This is a letter to the man who pushed me into this site and the whoreish skank he left me for..... Dear George, You know I loved you more than anyone I had loved in years. You helped me realize that I was no longer dead inside and my inner beauty was attractive to those who knew me....and to others who just met me. I finally after years of being alone knew that I was good enough to be with a man and to be a partner once again. I did not know that the love and everything I shared, the time and devotion, loyalty and sincerity that I gave you would so easily be ripped from my heart and thrown out. I was discarded and lied to like I was nothing..mearly dismissed like and errand child. When i questioned the relationship you had with her, you told me it was nothing and that I was overreacting.... Once again, it was like my ex husband stood before me...taking out all that I had built up...demoralizing me, degrating that old record that keeps playing in my heart and the ho
Waking You
You come home from work, Kiss me on the cheek, sit down and relax, and tell me about your day. As I listen to your words, I smile at what I feel, Looking at you, so loving and trusting, Fills me with hot, sweet desire. I try not to let it show, as I continue listening, but my thoughts are slowly drifting, to what I want to do to you. You notice the change in me, You know me far too well, Always, you see what I try to hide, There are no secrets for me. You stand up and wrap me in your warm imbrace, I lean into you strong arms, Feel the swelling of our eager cock against my ass, And bite my lip to stifle the building moan. Your hands come around, carressing my erect nipples, Pinching and massaging my tender breasts, As I roll my head on your chest. You kiss my neck with a slow swirl of the tongue, Smiling as I gasp your name, and let your hands wander to my heated desire, softly touching, testing my arousal. I man and push against your han
Passionate War
A gentle whisper, I can feel you watching me. My eyes wish to confess, But if I do, what would we end up to be? The sensual fantasies, And my deepest desires. My feelings for you, And my burning, sexual fires. Your tongue on my body, Hand on my breast. Your fingers inside of me, And running down my chest. Then succumb to desire, With eyes open wide. As you tear into my chest, And slide deep inside. Drowning in sweat, And your pungent cologne. Sweet explosion inside me, Ignoring the phone. Your hands find your way inside, Sweat drips down your back. I'm losing my mind, As I fade into black. In love and seduced, I can taste the salt of your skin. Moaning with pleasure, As I feel you within. I don't understand it, The way you say my name. This is new to me, But to you it's just a game. Burning with nasty fantasies, As you part my lips. The wetness of your breath, And the cum on your fingertips. Flaming with pleasure, Staring at a East
Another Storm
Preparing for another storm that is supposed to come in on Sunday. This one is not suppose to be as bad, only 35mph winds, but ontop of the mess this last one left, I don't see this one not leaving even more damage. It may well be our first Christmas by candlelight. BBQ'd turkey? No matter the circumstances, we will always make the best. We watched Pulse last night. The movie itself seemed like a twisted mutation of the Matrix regurgitated but if you think about how our society has become so dependant on mass communication infostructures, you should pause to contemplate the possibilities of something going horribly wrong. How much is too much communication? Losing the human touch is one thing, but what would happen if something other than humanity took control of our very lives? Identity theft is just a surface scratch I believe. I think it is only human nature to ponder where it will all end. If I can read, shop, talk in virtual, do everything accept
You tell me you'll take me there tonight, The place of pleasure and pure delight, And i really want to go there too, You say " i only want to go there with you". It's a place i dont know, unknown to me, I ask you but you say "wait and see", You take my heart and lead to the bed, And tell me it's a place that's in our heads. Your muscled arms leave your chest, Your fingertips caress my breast, Your tender touch, it lays me down, Our drumming hearts begin to pound. I feel your strength between my thighs, I see raw passion in your eyes, You grasp my hand into your hand, And take me to the unknown land. Where... You hips are set in powerful pace, Your lips are caressing on my face, Your beating chest is upon my heart, We are everything but not apart. Your eyes don't close, they're set upon me, we're making love so accurately, Your strong, soft hand glides to my bum, Your toned back arches, we're about to come. Your succulent mouth lets out a moan, Yo
A Lil Update!
Well we aren't moving to St. Pete things kinda fell thru so far they might turn around but not looking for it too, which means Roy has to go back out on the road soon! :-( kinda sucks but not like he is going to make any good money around here staying home so back out he goes! so just me and the boys here chillen and kinda sick! But i will be seeing my Dr. at the end of the week so hopfully everyone will be feeling better soon! well anyway Merry Christmas, Yule and what ever else is celebrated this time of year and have a great new year all! hope to update you all again real soon! Loves and Kisses Rae
My First And Only Holiday Season Without Mykids
Well I made it through Thanksgiving without my kids and it was so hard on me, not being able to share that day with my kids. And now Christmas is here and I have to get through that day too. I know that it is going to be a sad time for me right now not only because of my kids but also this time of the year has meant lose for me too I lost my dad on Dec.17th 1994 and then on Dec.21st 2004 I lost my older brother Jimmy. And CHristmas time is about family and right now I have no family here with me.I have Adam and thats just about it but this is also a hard time of the year for him. So I let him deal with that. While I find a way to deal with mine, and anyone who knows me knows I don't deal with things well at all. To be held and told everything is going to be ok is what I really need right now.But I don't know if that will happen when I need it the most.Which is right now. I am so emotional about this situation. Even though I know they will be here within the next few months it still doe
Remember It Forever
Floating through a party, Your eyes flattered me all night. Thinking of a dick inside me, Muscles in me pulled tight. Outside for a smoke, Silently you offered me one. I put yours out on a car, My passions set to stun. My finger on your lip, I pushed you on top of the car. Climbing onto your crotch, You were not going far. Riding you up and down, feeling friction from your jeans, Beneath my skirt was underwear, I wanted to rip at the seams. I begged for harder penetration, My wetness teased me so, I rubbed up and down Guided your erect penis to and fro. Between sucking my lips, you whispered in my ear, "Let's find a nice "spot" Do you want to get out of here?" You led me to a deck chair, hidden and out of sight. Moving like a dance, Togetherness felt wrong and right. Placing me down gently, After I tore of my dress, Then urging your jeans half down, You were free enough to caress. The restrictions of your clothing, made you my prisoner.
More Quizzes Lol
I am 70% Video Game Addict.Video games are a big portion of my life, maybe too big of a portion. They are not a means of social interaction, despite what I might think. I should just go outside.Take theVideo Game Addict Test@ FualiDotCom I thought I'd be more of this one lol. I am 56% Asshole/Bitch.I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.Take theAsshole/Bitch Test@ FualiDotCom LMFAO! lol I am 49% Idiot.I ain't too bright. But all those other idiots annoy the hell out of me. I may not be the brightest bulb in the bunch, but at least I know my limits.Take theIdiot Test@ FualiDotCom RAWWWWR HELL YEAH!
Feelings I Couldnt Hide
You got my waist and whispered in my ear 'baby let's have pleasure, come with me my dear' it sounded like a hypnotizing words no spell can break it, it was the lord of the lords we went to my bedroom, i pushed you on the bed grinning you look at me, 'what night it would be' i said i went close to you, and kissed you on your lips your hands we're getting out of control but then suddenly settled around my hips i licked your neck, then go back to your lip then while we tonsil hockey each other, my tongue you sipped i walked away from you, expression came to you confused but i looked at you with don't-worry-i-won't try-to-think-of-an-excuse i slowly stripped in front of you, my t-shirt first, then comes the bra, i was thinking this is true this is the time, don't waste it i undressed my pants then goes my panties in your face was a smile with please i walked toward you, and sit on your lap my arms in your neck i strapped you made me twist and my back laying on
Merry Christmas To You All
Dirty Things
On the inside I'm a disaster Listing to my master, Your words, like a script, They make me start to strip, As my clothes hit the floor, I hear you open the door, So I here i stand, Nakedness in my hand All you do is stop N stare At my body, here so bare, Now I start to shiver My insecurities flow like a river, Outa fear my lip starts to shake, Across the room, your way you make Your hand on my breast, My vocal cords put to the test, You kiss on my sides, while your hand, it just slides, You begin to explore, as I scream for more, Enough of you I can't get, And you really haven't gotten started yet, I feel your tung start to slide, On my tummy you decide, One button and a zipper, now I feel like Cinderella's slipper, My hand, your hand we have found, My grip is tight while you go down, Now your kissing my round mass, As i beg for you to smack my ass, I feel your tender lips, While your hands grab my hips, you push in slow, So close to my 'o' You twist m
Make love to me I whisper in the dark, Hold me closer, I grab you again, Your forehead against mine, The heat of our bodies just begins, The sweet kisses from you lips to mine, Ive now lost all since of time, Your hand on the back of my neck, Pulling me close to kiss me again, You ask if Im ready, With a cute little grin, I feel you slide down, Against my bare skin, Now my lips you are kissing, My thighs open wide, Your hands on my stomach, I can feel you inside, Your tongue is hot, The air is cool, My legs are now shivering, And Im quivering like a fool, Now my minds racing, Im craving something more, I want a bit of you, In every single hole, A sudden stop lets me breath, You shift your weight up, Im holding back my please, I want you to make me beg, Make me want it more, You please me so completely, Even make me sore, I want to feel you in me, I want to feel you swell, I want it in my mouth, So give it to me well, The air is starting to sweat, T
You know sometimes insecurities get in the way of having a healthy relationships.To deal with these daily is not a good thing. Living in fear of losing what means the most to you is no way to live.Why can't you just be thankful for what you have instead of living in fear of losing it.Now I can write this and say it to myself but why can't I do it. Why do I let these fears and insecurities ruin my days. I have gotten a lot better with dealing with these but somedays they are harder to fight to deal with. And I hate it.To be secure in life and love is what my goal is. Don't get me wrong I am very thankful for what I have I just don't take it for granted I thank the Lord everday for what I have.I am just so scared that one day I will wake up and it will all be gone.So WHY is it like this for me is there other people out there who deal with this?
This Year
Just For You
there is a light at the end of the tunnel with hard traveling here in between you can breathe only though this funnel hold tight to your hopes and your dreams medication will take away your person planted thoughts will bring you down your aniety and depression will worsen the water level invites you to drown but look up the sun is still shining the moon and stars linger behind don't get caught up in self pity and whinning listen to the whells as they grind strike out at the powers that hinder guard against thier suttle attack don't worry about the time or the numbers just be concious of what you lack there's not much more i can offer lend a hand when your feeling blue there's happiness stored in the coffers and part of this belongs to you Stephen G Tudor copywrite 2005 this was inspired by a lady persion gulf vet who was having a lot of emotional problems
Ha! Only 50% Promiscuous, Despite What You May Have Heard. =p~
I am 50% Promiscuous.I like sex and have a healthy sex life. I get just enough and know how to use my sexuality. Some people might have a problem, but that is their problem not mine. They just need to get more.Take thePromiscuous Test@ FualiDotCom ROFL tff!
I've Been Deleted
Well....I knew it would happen eventually...I've been deleted from myspace! I had even less on that site than on any other! Oh well, my husband still has my link up on his space...HE HE!!!I'll probably start a new one and go very descreet like the other pro girls do!! Don't forget you can still see me on my site at: and you can also vote for me still at: Don't forget to comment and let me know if you want me to bother going back on myspace...stay here..etc. Licks! Michelle
Merry Christmas From The Family
Check out The Robert Earl Keen video.. Merry Christmas from the family...its in my cherry stash. Texas Music at its finest Y'all
Zacharias The Blue Eyed Messiah
sometimes I wish I was more like you brilliant mind with out a clue I'm in love with your passion your fire The flames If I reached with my heart would it burn me the same if I reached with my hand would it burn me the same the words on your tongue with the spurn on my name Forsaken angel with hell on your wings with ice blue eyes that freeze you've frozen my heart in your hands that's all my blood on your hands envelope me with all your pain I'll blanket all your fears love is a stain and I can not wash my hands
The life is not a bed of roses- an English proverb... I knew it. I knew it. Just wanted to remember it for You.
New Hobby (not Really, Lol) Found!
I think I'm just going to seriouly rededicate myself to drumming. I don't need a "new" hobby at all right now.
Well This Is Odd
Do you ever have one of those days when you are just in a good mood for no apparent reason? I've got that going on today. My brain chemistry must be in a good place. I wish I could pass this around on the internet like some sort of email attachment.
What... A... Night!!!
Wow. God damn that is a lot of booze. Was? a lot of booze? lol. So yeah, turned 21 yesterday. Had a party last night. Craaaaazy. Lots of people, lots of drinkin', no cake all over the place this time, have a big ol thing of turtle cheesecake in there (my favorite... yum!), and just had an all around good time. =) Plus, I woke up, and there's snow everywhere! It's so awesome!! Makes me wanna curl up in a blanket with someone, drink cocoa and peppermint schnapps and just relax and be all snuggly. haha. I think I'll go procure some food... and maybe hit the bank. They should make a drive thru bank/food joint, that'd be cool...
"i Hate Long Goodbyes... So I'll See You Around Kiddo."
Look at you Avert my eyes My heart screams It bleeds it dies Every night I spend alone I dream of you And our last time Rememering the way you sounded on the phone Your voice cracked I held back the tears Can't stand goodbye You made me laugh Just one last time Before I cried And died once more inside I'll see you around kiddo Is the saddest thing I have ever heard And yet so beautiful the sound Of your words Reverberating in my skull As I deperately search for sleep
A Soldiers Christmas
A Final Chance
There is a day when all seems anew The dreadful dawn has finally broke And he calls my name Never before has a love this deep Resided in me He grasps my heart and soul with a never ceasing embrace My thoughts wander to him alone My heart whispers of this to come My dreams invoke him My love claims him The cruel childishness of the world attempts to keep us apart It keeps the distance still but we are bound by our love Eternally entwined are our pathes Soon even the world shall not keep us apart.
Going Back In Time
Many have asked me what the most intresting sexual experience I had was......well it is so amazingly intresting I have to tell the story... Years ago, right before I stopped drinking and drugging, I had been hanging out in a local bar that was attatched to a hotel in the area. I frequented that bar so much I had my name on the stool literally. My ex husband and I were seperated and I would meet a gentleman once a month there that was down from Massachusettes once a month on business. He was 23 and I was 33 at the time. I hung out with a few other regulars in this high class establishment for years, but never did I imagine what would happen that night. After a few hours of Absolute and clubs followed by shots Neal and I adjurned to his room. I proceeded by being the lead in my own porn. It started as me being on top of him when much to my suprise, there was a knock on the door.... I looked down at my young lover and asked "Are you expecting someone?". His answer was "No, are you?"
I Took Another Test!!!
I took this test and here it what it told me! What Famous Leader Are You?personality tests by
The Way I Fell About Yahoo
WHAT A KISS MEANS +Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" +Kiss on the Forehead ="I hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = "Your my everything" +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "We belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = "I love you" What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one. +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
Breaking The News Is Worth A Beer
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly. After the coroner leaves with Steve''s body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve''s wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms. "Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?" "Steve''s wife gave it to me!" "What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?" "Well, before I broke the news to her, I asked her if she was Steve''s widow. And, she said she wasn''t, so I said I''d bet her a six-pack she was!"
Holiday Eating Tips
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door where there’re serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like a fine single-malt scotch, it’s rare. In fact, it’s even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can’t find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that is has 10,000 calories in every sip? It’s not as if you’re going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It’s a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It’s later than you think. It’s Christmas. 3. If something goes with gravy, use it. That’s the whole point of gravy. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if there’re made with skim milk of whole milk. If it’s skim. Pass. Why bother? It’s like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.
Greatest Pic Of 2006
doug needs lots of votes.......Lets help out a fellow CT....They say a pic is worth a thousand words, well this one is priceless....please post where ever you can and comments are very needed.... Thanks M'Lady Tina
Here It Is
Now they are preparing for an all out asault!!! thier general has just had a press confrence confering the attack Funny Videos Funny Videos Funny Videos and this is just too much a gerbil driven killing machine Funny Videos Funny Videos Funny Videos Funny Videos Funny Videos Funny Videos
Another Update And This Is Serious
Ok one of my operatives has gotten me pics of the latest atrocity going on in the Woodchuck conspiracy. They are now surfing the internet for women!!!! Funny Videos
Sexxxxxy Thang
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I know my blogs are sexually related, but this one is a little different.... The E-Mail I received from a friend you all know, the Man the other one was written for, suprised me by sending me a song and a follow up email of the lyrics. So funny how we had never spoken of this song or what I preferred in Music...but amazingly enough to me, the song was one of my all time favorites of this year. I discovered this song while on vacation at my families home in Chicago. My younger brother told me I just HAD to watch the video. I instantly fell in love with the song and have been singing it for months. So why write about this? It is because I never in my life have had someone pin point the song that actually makes me cry when I read the lyrics...or have so much in common with me. The commonality and bond we have built in a short few weeks of him discovering me on here is truely amazing. My love for sex and the fact that so many have commented on me does not at all make this individual
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Getting My Computer Back Today!!!!!
im so happy my computer is back today so ill be putting new photos up very very soon...and my bday is in 2 dayz!!!!!! lil horny college girl
Take The Wings
left handed nitemare a vision in black falling from the pedestal never coming back a silent warning hidden within will cast a spell of nothingness and shut the world im in river of the damned wash away my sins take the wings off me let my world begin pass the plate of fear take all you can revenge for the fallen one watch him pass again
Merry Chirstmas
Just wanted say Merry Christmas to everyone!!!! I won't be on for awhile going to NY tomorrow!! Whoo---Woo!! Everyone be safe MWAH!!!
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Vote For Me In Dad Contest
well my kids are so excited about christmas and the magic for me is there but it is not the same as when i was little. My kids are jumping up and down saying santa is coming and all i say is yes cause the excitement is not there like it is for my kids. I am 30 and it is not the same,how come the excitment is gone for us the adults and not the kids?
I Know, I Know.... Another Contest! =)
Hello dear friends!! One of the coolest ladies on this site just asked me to be in her contest. I just couldn't refuse her anything, it's her birthday after all!!! Go by Karen Marie's site, vote on her contest, rate her, fan her.... give her all kinds of lovin. This chic ROCKS. Let's give her the best 30th Birthday anyone's ever had! Oh yeah, and if you find it in your heart.... vote for me? hee hee! You may comment as much as you like!
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Pretty Cool.
My boss tells me if i get Heelys I can wear them to work. I'm a total nut I'd do it. hahahaha! Now to pull $70 out of thin air.......
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Outdoors - 4 Fun - (^ Some adult content)
Confusion's delusions speak to me of the fog of truth and lies. Infused and bemused with images hard to deny head on my pillow steeped in dreams. Contusion's conclusion slip through the night pulled by golden-winged angels. Belied and unidentified in obtuse angles head on my pillow sleeping through the night. Persecution's deversions dance in the night leaving me cold as ice. dispersed and dispirited in a land of make believe head on my pillow stalking my dreams. skb
I know that there are a lot of contests on here... and mostly for popularity... but the ones that give me the creeps are the one's for the "cutest kids"... I know proud parents like to show off their kids... as I do too... but why post pictures of you kids on the internet? There are far too many sicko's out there doing God knows what looking at these pictures... and that disturbes me to no end. That's just my opinion...
Light Or Dark Beer
i just want to know everyones favorite beer for my test reports....
Talk To Me
Okay...this is my very first blog..ever. Not sure what the purpose fo this is, so I'll just throw down a bunch of stuff and hopefully it'll all make sense and mean I have this nifty lil thing on my profile for visitors to leave voice comments, but imma thinkin not too many ppl are seeing it. So, if ya goes to my profile I would greatly appurciate it if you would call the number and leave a voice comment, so I can hear ya. I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO HEAR YOUR VOICES! Later on I'll be adding a webcam feature too, so ppl can leave video comments...hehehe. We'll so how that one Okay..that's it for my first blog. Hmmmmm.....I hope it made some sense.
A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying thr
Who Is That Person Behind That Computer Do You No?
The net.... Why can't people just be real? Everyone if you are reading this please do not take this the wrong way however Im a very honest loyal woman all that I ask for in return is the same.. Im not on here to show all to the world maybe some of you are but not I.. If what you are looking for is a good sex talk or showing off yourself on camera or whatever that it might be IM not interested so you can keep on walking.. I'm looking for friends that are real. Not for someone to blow my head up I can get that anywhere anyday. I feel you like me for me not for me having to get naked..Thats just me.. My body is special that I share with that special person in my life.. I do not fault you if you choose too. That is your choice just not mine. Everyone can do as they please. Just ask yourself this question.. If I had or have a man would i like that he was on there showing all...??? NOT And same if your girl was doing the same.. Or how would you feel if youro chid came home
A Poem Written For My Wife
Precious Treasure Hold me closely, don’t let me go I need to whisper, and let you know You’re the greatest treasure, I’ve ever found Heart and soul, To you I’m bound Your gentle kisses, Your tender touch I never knew, I could love you this much Your very presence, Defines my world Without you near me, My heart begins to whirl You keep me safe, And you make me strong You say I’m right, Even when I’m wrong You give me reason, To laugh and live You stop the worries, With the comfort you give I need you with me, For all of time I want you to know, That you’ll always be mine Even on the day we finally part, Even in forever you will own my heart My precious treasure, My shining star You’re with me always, No matter near or far Forever and always, It will be this way Just remember, Now and everyday You are my precious treasure, And I love you always Written by: Gandalf122872 Dedicated to: My wife of 10 years For always being a loving and suppor
It's Sowing! Uh Oh - Thats Bad!
So I live in Albuquerque, NM where we rarely get snow! Guess what? Its snowing like mad here now! I love watching it! I wanna go play in it! But my dream is short lived! That means that the roads will be dangerous. The drivers here suck when the weather is good - so guess what happens when it rains? Yep - all chaos breaks out! Now make that snow and life will be a living hell! Damn drivers! Please say a short prayer that I get home in one piece from work! LMAO Not worried bout the roads but those idiots out there! LOL
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Have You?
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wonder if i can break the 600 on here 17 ranks to move up 67th on here
Story Time
Walking threw a forest at night I’m looking for my other half who shall complete me, and shall make me whole. But I’ll I see is the snow quietly falling from the sky and the full moons light peaking threw the holes of the tree tops. I seem to walk forever. The endless forest seems to taunt me, as I look for the one. I suddenly walk into a clearing, the moon light reflecting off the freshly fallen snow, theirs not a cloud in the sky, yet it continues to snow quietly. A soft howl of a wolf can be heard in the distance. I walk to the middle of the clearing, I stand slowly taking in this miraculous sight I’m seeing. A woman down on the ground taking care of a wounded wolf, from where I stand it looks as if the wolf was injured by a hunter’s bullet. I run to help the young woman, as I near her I slow in astonishment of how beautiful she looks. She asks me for help to take the animal back to her cabin, I agree and pick the wolf up and carry him for her. Her blond hair seems t
Just Me
Forged in the fires of battle, my body is strengthened by every hero that has been or ever was. Their lives and experiences have gathered threw time and space to become a hero that the world so desires, and in their honor, I shall use my strengths and abilities to vanquish all that is evil, for evil has something to fear and that fear is me………………………..The Reaper
Xmas Cheer Or Xmas Jeer?
So the holidays are approaching this weekend and with all the money spent on gifts this year, it's got me wondering. So I have a question for everyone. What do you think of the holidays? Are you the type of person who loves it and loves giving presents to see people's smiling faces? Or are you the type who doesn't like it because you go broke after buying all the presents? Let me hear your opinions.
Life Sucks!!
Anyone that really knows me Ive ben having some bad health problems that have not let we work in the past week. And the doctors r screwing me so I dont get to return back! To top off a bad couple months of trying to find a job with full time hours and good pay. Today I got a call to inform me that if i dont make a payment of 300 to Ford Credit by the 29th my car will nicely be repo!! Other wise if I can make the payment they will give me an exention for the past 2 months! And they will work with me!! So now I get to come up with $ when the doctors wont let me work!! With all this i have not bought a single christmas gift for my son or anyone else. Christmasis canceled for me!! So I guess as when life starts to suck it can get sooo much worst!!!
Willyou Fall...
When the sky finally falls and all the world sleeps Will the darkness call you from your slumber deep? When all has been answered and the universe awakes do you fall from the heavens or dwell substained with no release? If all has fallen all cannot be found follow the second wave and spiral down Emerge from the twlight and step upon the ground
Dark Pink Setlist 12/18
Funeral Procession - The Electric Hellfire Club Love Never Dies (Part 1) - Apoptygma Berzerk Pink Noise - Neotek Spiritual Cramp (Mission UK Mix) - Christian Death See You In Hell - Suicide Commando I Ran - Sunshine Blind How Soon Is Now - Snake River Conspiracy Xcess (Remixed By Schneider Of Rammstein) - Slick Idiot This Shit Will Fuck You Up - Combichrist Mother - Android Lust Mercy Kill - Apoptygma Berzerk Dominion, Mother Russia - Sisters Of Mercy Sin (Dub) - Nine Inch Nails Night to Day - Moodorgan House on Fire - Assemblage 23 Funeral Night - Bella Morte Even Angels Fall - Cruxshadows Black Celebration - Depeche Mode Black Sun - Dead Can Dance Lecher Bitch - Genitorturers You Know What You Are - Nine Inch Nails Dark Lover Rising - Lords Of Acid Lover Boy/Lover Girl - Lords Of Acid Blood Music - Zeromancer Sympathy For The Devil - Electric Hellfire Club Chemicals - Diary Of Dreams Hemoglobin - Beborn Beton Peek A Boo - Siouxsie and the Banshees Like A P
Politics And Jokes
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion. Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall. The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Befor
Its amazing when you have a bad day how many individuals come swaying your way.. To florish you with assistance and laughter.. Even to provided an open ear.. Its just so nice to see those individuals that are on my friends list are truely so dear.. There not there to look cute or take up space but to actually be a sounding ear. I appreciate you for being there when I needed some uplifting and some positivity.. For making me laugh and gleam.. It was nice to see so many in your corner at one time.. God has definitely blessed me this year with the gift of Friendship that will last years.
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Today's Funny...
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will Swim by, you might live in Michigan . If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights Each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you Might live in Michigan. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, You might live in Michigan If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of The year, you might live in Michigan. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work There, you might live in Michigan. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of His forehead, you might live in Michigan. If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might Live in Michigan. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might Live in Michigan . If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation w
A Seasonal Reminder
I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a sprite instead I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right, The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, Mum Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mum, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, This girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die. So why do people do it, Mum Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain i
Family First
I just watched the movie Click. I was very wowed after watching it, it has a great message and it is very clear. I got and am still emotional. If anyone knows me then you know how i am about family and so it was a soft spot. I recommend it to anyone who needs a lesson or anyone who wants to see a good movie. Now please enjoy Christmas with your family and friends. Always remember that you can always get another job, but you dont always get another family, love them, honor them. If my family reads this i love y'all. y'all are cool to me,thanks for evrything.
Last Night
last night you came to me in a dream arms open wide softly kissing my lips i feel your warm embrace as i breathe you in lightly touch my face eyes showing the love u lay me down kiss me gently explore my neck biting lightly along my skin making slow love to me your warm hands exploring my body i tremble beneith you my hairs standing on end anticipating your next move the world has stopped only the two of us now thank god i am a woman u make me want you you make me beg going so slow fullfiling my every desire the world crashes as u finaly penitrate me looking into my eyes telling me u love me kissing my lips feeling ur masculine body atop of mine sending me into extasy i never want to awaken from last night
I'm The New Cancer
[[I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it. Because you say so under your breath. You're reading lips "When did [she] get all confident?"]] -Panic! At The Disco- "There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet" David decided I needed a new look for the New Year since I seem so down. That's what he does when I'm down, he changes my look. I love it. So he took me to his parents' hair salon and paid for me to get a totally new look. Keeping in mind a level 1 is black, he got my hair dyed a 3 (though it looks more like a 4) and got the tips dyed a nice blonde. Then we whacked at it for a while and now it's thinned beyond my belief (so nice and light) and it's chopped up in the back (short-long-short-long layers) and the bangs are about mid-eye and then it frames my face. I look very Scene... [[For those of you that may not know what SCENE means : Take an emo and take out the weeping and the cutting themselves, then a
Rambling Thought For The Day
This blog is not in anyway directed at anyone, nor is it saying that I don't adore my friends online. I thing each and everyone one of them has brought something into my life..good or bad. These are just random thoughts I've been feeling the past few days. Do you think our lives were more or less complicated before the computer craze? For me I only started using the computer about 5 years ago. Now I can't do without it only b/c of my sites and such. But I often wonder if it's enhanced my life any? SO it has enhanced my life a lot as far as that goes as well. But Not only has it become another chore on an already "too big" chore list of my daily things to do, but it's also taken time away from things I used to do. I know I used to spend more time outside before I started playing and working on the computer. I often wonder if I would leave the house more, if I would read more, and a number or other things more. I seriously have come across actually feeling bad if I don't talk to t
Christmas Contest Im In
CherryTAP Bulletin!MAKE STICKY! *HELLCAT*THE CO... remove friend subject: CHECK OUT THE LOVELY LADIES IN THE XMAS CONTEST PLZ REPOST (repost) date: 2006-12-19 12:12:41 COME CHECK OUT THESE LOVELY LADIES!!!! THE WINNERS OF THIS CONTEST ARE THE TOP 3 WITH THE MOST COMMENTS SO SPREAD YOUR HOLIDAY CHEER AND CHERRY LUV AROUND. SOME OF THEM GOT A LATE START SO GO GIVE THEM SOME BOMBING TO HELP THEM OUT! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ LEAPFROGET ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DJ HOOCHIE ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CATLADY ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ TEXAS BELLE ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LOST ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ FIESTY REDHEAD ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ CUTIE W/A BOOTY ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ CWGIRLATTITUDE ~~~~~~~~ ~~ SPANK ME & TELL ME I'M NAUGHTY ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ LOVIN THE CHERRIES ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LUVBUG ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ WIKKED MAMI ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ DLUZIONAL CHE
Inner Peace
Inner Peace I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.” So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Scotch, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream, a package of Oreo’s, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how good I feel. Please pass this on to those whom you might be in need of inner peace.
Darlette's Blog
Check out my music on my official website Here's my add for your friends to check out: My CD is definitely something you would want to listen to after a hard day, sip on your favorite cocktail or whateva you do to relax and rock to the sounds of Whyte Chocolate. So check up on "Whyte Chocolate" y'all. The new CD "Whyte Chocolate" by sexy, R&B Diva, Darlette Gayle, is available now! This rising star has collaborated with the same hot producers who laid down tracks for R. Kelly, Destiny's Child, Kelly Price, and she's performed with many other stars. Click to buy Darlette's hot CD, Available online at: Tower Records & Darlette Gayle's Website Available in Stores (Washington, DC): Tower Records - 21st & I St., NW Chocolate City Records - Georgia Ave MAD T Music Box - 14th & U St.Support Darlette Gayle by purchasing her cd, and requesting her music at your local record stores (coming soon), and radio stations.
Not Quite Here Anymore..
As anyone who knows/cares/noticed I've not exactly been online much recently. I've had a few things happen which, well, basically boil down to shit, meet fan. Thanks to a certain person in my life, I've ended up re-developing a stutter I thought I'd managed to keep under control and hidden. Until I was pushed to the edge of reasonable thought. Also, allow me to go on the record as saying Fuck You Christmas! I've grown to HATE this time of year, thanks to the way things have been for me. The rest of you, by all means, enjoy this shit. Hell, at least your going to be able to spend it with someone. Now, I need to get a lot of my head back together, as being pushed to the point of stuttering and fragile mind kind of means you don't end up caring too much about things you know you should, which is one of the reasons I've stayed offline. So I don't accidently say the wrong thing to the wrong person, and really hurt them. I'm still visiting this place randomly to check messages and shit
I Miss The Magic
Ugh. Sitting here at work. *gasp* But I am on my laptop so things are fine for me to look at whatever I want. Its kind of slow today- so just messing around online. =) Well its my step-sisters birthday, as well as one of my best friends birthday today. It just does NOT feel like Christmas should be on Monday. Less than a week away. Wow. I remember being a kid- how exciting this time of year was. I believe today was the last day before Christmas break for most schools around here. I miss the magic. I miss being excited to just stay at home for a couple of weeks with dreams of Christmas to entertain me.. then to spend the week after going from toy to toy... Ah to be six again.
The Big Cal Show Theme Song(a Parody Of "the Weird Al Show" Theme Song
Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Cal, and he lived in the sewer with his rochweiler pal. But the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his bookbag and had to move. To a city in New Jersey where he lived in a tree and he worked in a doughnut/pizza/taco factory. And he played on the company basketball team and every single night he had a strange recurring dream. Where he was wrestling Trish Stratus in a pool of whipped cream, but that's really not important to the story. Well the very next year he met a dental hygienist with a paycheck tattooed on her arm. But he didn't keep in touch, and he lost her number, then he got himself a job on a ravioli farm. And he spent his life savings on a split-level mansion, twenty miles below the surface of the earth, And he really makes a mighty fine peanut butter & bacon sandwich, for what it's worth. Then, one day Cal was on the beach, kicking up some sand, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny
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And It Continues
Now the bastards from the Woodchuck army are using those squirel sex slaves to treat thier soldiers. Funny Videos
And Again
now the woodchuck army has formed a splinter cell group of killer hampsters!!! Funny Videos
I Wanna Ban People
I am on a site called Cybersocieties and there are about 5 people who I want to fucking bann right now on there. They are in a group I am in and fucking moaning about not being officers anymore lol I want to bann them but owner of the group is not online Grrrr God There are so many adults online that act like kids.. Grrrr Anyone got a shot gun lol
This Is Funny Got It In A Email Wanted Yall To Read It
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!I've busted my ass for damn near a year,Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.And just when I thought that things would get better.Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!Flying through the air...dodgin
Annoyances !!!
OK....As you have read in my profile I am an up front open and honest person who shpeaks her mind.... I have held my tongue for a week or so now on people who need to LET GO AND GET OVER THEMSELVES !!! STOP ACTING LIKE A GOD DAMN SCHOOLGIRL !!!! HOW OLD ARE YOU ?? 13 ??? People in this world make it impassible for others to put up with them at times, its unbelievable when people have to be "BETTER" than someone else ONLINE !!! WTF ??? ITS A COMPUTER !! GET OFF YOUR TAIL ONCE IN A WHILE AND GO OUTSIDE !!!! All in All if you are trying to be better than me ? HAHA Think again because i dont stoop to Insecure Idiot Level ! HAHAHA !! Ok sorry people had to VENT AHAHA !!!
Another Update
Ok now these damn bastards are using steroids on thier soldiers!!!! Funny Videos
A Must Read!!!!
Subject: Chili Cook Off > >If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope >for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this >slowly. > >If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third >judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know >how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook Off about the time >Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at >the San Antonio City Park . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili Taster >named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL. > >Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili >cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I >happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to >the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other >two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, >besides, th
A Little Christmas Story To Cheer You Depressed Fuckers Up
A Christmas Story for people having a bad day.... When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where! Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off
Knowing Is Half The Battle
it didnt take the gi joes long to figure this out. the 80's offered a look inside fighting terrorists with its surreal cartoon gi joe wich is still one of the greatest cartoons ever next to transformers. but they had a good thing going with the ideal of knowing is half the battle. if the government applied themselves with the intelligence agencies around the world alot of the blood shed would be stopped if only gi joe was a real thing this war on terror would be over and we could bring em home maybe the 80's werent so bad it seems i have hope to fight on in new ways every day the way the antihero should
Little Kids
Why is it some people act like they are 5 years old and in school. Fucking grow up and get a life.
I Should Clarify
On the subject I just mentioned I don't wanna name names but what I just said makes more sense if I explain what I meant by cared about someone this certain someone who I met on another site became really good friends and were in constant contact by phone IMS messages on the site and snail mail and he wuz gonna relocate here and I wuz gonna be his gf and help him further his actin' career cuz I have several connections. Well everythin' wuz fine until one day he had an accident and then I couldn't reach him his so called friend wuz very rude and now I find out she wuz more wuz very much in luv w/him and all her blogs and her my space are always about him and their never wuz relationship he told me she wuz someone he wuz never gonna be w/
F*ck It!!!!
Alright yeah I'm ranting, if you dont wanna read it leave now!!! I'm sick to death of trying to make everyone around me happy. Trying to say just the right thing so no one gets their feelings hurt... You know what FUCK YOU!!! There are only 2 people in this world I need to make happy & those people would be my son & myself. Recently a friend of mine encouraged me to stand up for myself, & you know what he was right... I do need to stand up for myself & quit letting people walk all over me. I'm no longer the fuckin doormat. If I hurt your feelings sorry about your luck, get over it, its not the end of the world. I promise life will go on... if you're lucky. Ok & now I'm done... Thank you come again
When Friends And Neighbors Suck!
Doesn't it always suck when you ask a friend or a neighbor about something. and they say SURE! No problem, then never show up...As my car is broke down right now i'm stuck waiting on a neighbor who expects me to pay him to fix my car and is 3 hours late in doing so.... ohhhh wow am I frustrated!!!!!!!!!
Candy Canes
The Candy Cane Story A candymaker in Indiana wanted to make a candy that would remind people of the true meaning of Christmas; so he made the candy cane to incorporate several symbols for the birth, ministry, and death of Jesus Christ. He began with a stick of pure white, hard candy. White to symbolize the Virgin Birth and the sinless nature of Jesus, and hard to symbolize the Solid Rock, the foundation of the Church, and the firmness of the promises of God. The candymaker then shaped his cane into the form of a "J" to represent the precious name of Jesus, who came to the earth as Savior. It could also represent the staff of the "Good Shepherd" with which He reaches down to to reclaim the fallen lambs who, like sheep, have gone astray. Thinking that the candy was somewhat plain, the candymaker stained it with red stripes. He used three small stripes to show the stripes of the scourging Jesus received. The large red stripe was for the blood shed by Christ on the cros
~~ Attention Cherrytap People ~~
Please beware i entered my daughter into a contest on CherryTap and the man who hosted it ... Vash@ CherryTAP Cheated Big time he closed the contest an hour earlier then he posted and why? so this lady... A True Ga Peach:Love Me Or Hate Me...Either Way Im On Your Mind@ CherryTAP Could win the contest . she can be found in his family on his page... So all i'm saying is if ur going to have a contest play it fair . and by the way he had more then 16,000 comments from both of us in the contest and not to have a runner up in second place???? when asked he said " Hey i don't have cherry bucks to do that " so then why have a contest?? So i am letting everyone know ....THIS MAN CHEATS .... for his friends or even family on his page .... so sad but i guess there are people like him out there.... thank you for your time maria
What Would You Have Done??
two choices what would you make the choice. dont look for a punch line, theres isnt one. read it anyways. my question is: would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. after extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:"when not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. yet my son, shay, cannot learn things as other children do. he cannot understand things as other children do. where is the natural order of things in my son?? the audience was stilled my the query. the father continued. "i believe that when a child like shay, physically and mentally handi capped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child". then he tol
Another Update
Ok now it has gone too far with this woodchuck conspiracy!!! They are using our children now as suicide bombers!! Funny Videos
Studying Blows!
So yeah...i'm trying to study for finals and I can't stand this shit... General Ed courses are useless and i feel like i've wasted two years of my life! I have astack of papers i gotta write and turn in... and about 150 pages of reading for a test i have to take tonight... yay me! well that's enough bitchin' from me ... nice talkin to y'all haha later
Today I wanted to talk about getting aroused. It's funny cuz it seems as though I can get horny any time of the day. Somehow tho, when Karl (my fiance) and I try to get busy I can't get very wet. I know this sounds dumb but I wonder if something is wrong!! I mean, I am horny as hell, it's just that Ms.Kitty doesn't always want to play. It's weird tho cuz if we have a heavy make out session just before, then there is absolutely no problem. It's prolly just cuz we need more foreplay. Hmmm, what do you guys think?
Sweet Dreams
Selling My Soul
And Another Update
Now they are training these same cats in self defense. NINJA CATS Funny Videos
Tom Cochrane - Life Is A Highway
Life's like a road that you travel on When there's one day here and the next day gone Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand Sometimes you turn your back to the wind There's a world outside every darkened door Where blues won't haunt you anymore Where the brave are free and lovers soar Come ride with me to the distant shore We won't hesitate, break down the garden gate There's not much time left today CHORUS: Life is a highway I want to ride it all night long If you're going my way I want to drive it all night long Through all these cities and all these towns It's in my blood and it's all around I love you know like I loved you then This is the road and these are the hands From Mozambique to those Memphis nights The Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights Knock me down get back up again You're in my blood I'm not a lonely man There's no load I can't hold Road so rough, this I know I'll be there when the light comes in Tell 'em we're survivors CHORUS x2
Bitchology 101
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it.
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~~ Most Sexy Man On Cherrytap Contest ~~
~~ Most sexy man on CherryTap Contest ~~ If u think u got what it takes to be " Sexy" join my contest or ladies if u have or know about a sexy man enter him! ~ Contest opens on Dec.21st at 12p.m. noon to Dec. 27th 12 p.m. noon ~ So send me the pics in my message box and i'll enter everyone who wants to be in it. Again i'm going with the most comments and yes there will be big prizes awarded for the wins... ~Maria~ ~Please rate my pics a 10~@ CherryTAP
I Love This Song... Putting In My Stash Too
Music Video:SHE WILL BE LOVED (by Maroon 5)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com
Another Update
Now they are tempting thier soldiers in the woodchuck army with loose women!!! Funny Videos
100 Truthfully Answered ?'s
1. Name: Brandi 2. Your Nick Names: "B" 3. Current Location: Florida.. ew. 4. Date of Birth: Sept. 25th 1987 5. Zodiac Sign: Libra 6. Male or Female: FEMALE 7. Age: 19 8. School: Graduated. Cosmetology school starts Jan. 07' 9. Occupation: I don't work. eek. 10. Residence: In a house with my family bia's Your Appearance 12. Hair Color: now, it's like an ugly shade of "let me grow back my natural color" my natural color is blonde and just about every other color under the sun. 13. Hair Long or Short: long 14. Eye Color: baby blues 15. How Do Your Nails Look: pft. horrible, I need to get them done. 17. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: if you wanna call it that. 18. Do You Like Yourself: sometimes. 19. Do you think Your Attractive: I don't think im ugly but know that there are many girls more attractive than myself. 21. Piercings: ears for now. wait just wait until Jan. 22. Tattoo: I'll have one of those in Jan. also. 23. Righty or Lefty: RIGHTY Your 'Firsts' 24
Today I Am Officially
Im Sorry
I want to say Im sorry if Im short with anyone right now! Im dealing with some issues!! I will be back and forth with cherry today! And I am sorry not being able to chat today! I will call u MD @ 4ish to see what is going on. ~~SASSY J
Dont Be Shy Come Here You Know You Want It Too..
Have You Got The Time?..i Do
Bad Drivers
Plz stop by and comment, add me as a friend, fan,family, send a poker, whatever! I absouletly love this site but at this level can't figure out how to do anything. I'm totally lost! Merry Christmas, happy holidays! Debbie
My thoughts have burned a whole in my mind and water can't put ou the fire Searching for something I can't find To quench an unspoken desire. So life has let you down, Happiness a memory In chemical reprieves I drown with a love that wasn't supposed to be you can't save me from myself my last wish is to die I take the needle from my shelf and i begin to fly So I've fallen from my pedestal on which i cried in rage and hate was left to rule locked in eternities cage Drugs were my only friend and a forever loved enemy As i waited for the bi tter end which is all a distant memory. This poem was wrote for my father, as well as myself!
Which Road Do I Choose?
It has recently come to my attention that I have two choices, I can either go back to Mississippi, or stay in Tennessee. I love both places, but at the same time I want to get out of both. I have made a little list of the pros and cons of each state. Mississippi: Pros: Family. Friends. School/work. ROPERS Cons: A little bit more strict. Kinda feel trapped. Too many memories. Tennessee: Pros: Tod, Jen, and their family. New start in life. A chance to be free so to speak. Cons: Not sure if I'm ready for the commitment of this move. Feel trapped here too. Not much to do. Please give me your thoughts on this...some of you know the novel version instead of the cliff notes. Any advice would be appreciated.
A BEST FRIEND IS THIS:-) > A best friend.... > (A)ccepts you as you are > (B)elieves in you > (C)alls just to say "HI" > (D)oesn't give up on you > (E)nvisions the whole of you > (F)orgives your mistakes > (G)ives unconditionally > (H)elps you > (I)nvites you over > (J)ust "be" with you > (K)eeps you close at heart > (L)oves you for who you are > (M)akes a difference in your life > (N)ever Judges > (O)ffers support > (P)icks you up > (Q)uiets your fears > (R)aises your spirits > (S)ays nice things about you > (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it > (U)nderstands you > (V)alues you > (W)alks beside you > (X)-plains things you don't understand > (Y)ells when you won't listen and > (Z)aps you back to reality > PASS IT ON TO EVERYONE YOU CONSIDER A FRIEND
Christmas Poem For All Of Our Troops!
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhap
Another Update
Ok now they even have our adorable cute little kittens involved in this whole conspiracy!!!! It must be a splinter cell of sniper kittens!!! Funny Videos
Merry Christmas Leave Me A Christmas Present Under My Tree Here
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What Is My Sexual Zodiac ? !
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at
Happy Holidays???
I'm not sad,nor am i angry just lost confused and its not making any sense to me. I get offers from men who want to rock my world but no offers to give me what i want what i really want i want someone to share my heartbeat. Not to marry just someone who can love me for me think i am the sun and moon i am more than willing to give my heart to someone it still has room for it and no its not the holidays that i feel this way. i feel this way everyday. i know i can give that man my friendship the love that he wants i proven it many times. its so easy to give your body away but so difficult to give your heart away. i know, i know that when i fall in love it took me a long time to feel it but when it finally came it was over, too late or never entered that mans mind. i want a man to get it, one who understands me or a woman for that matter a man that can rock my world and i would rock his the same. Many are looking for the same but i can't do the sex for need or the moment anymore i walk awa
Man Alive
I have never hadd so much crap thrown at me . Normally its one thing here annd there but lately its more then one thing at a time... I am just lucky that I can handle all this shyt. Welcome to the holiday system, The closer the holidays come the more shyt keep coming up .. Well happy holidays Imma shut up now
What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking
I'm trying to comment bomb on myself and can't! Please help me figure this out, or vote for me. Thanks for all the love and cherry support!
Christmas Tree
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What Is My Sexual I.q. ? !
You have a sexual IQ of 152 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
These Past Two Days...
this week has been pretty interesting... i woke up yesterday and found out that i had to go to the damn dentist! they pulled my wisdom teeth..... and now im in paiN! today was good b/c my best friend Jorge, and my friend Oscar came over.... played some xbox.... chilled it was a chill-axe day!
Bigger Update
Now those damn Woodchucks are getting into deling drugs. These bastards are taking over our country slowly and with a determind effort. Get our youth nice and stoned and then kill em Funny Videos
Icky Vicky. Again
ive had enough of this fake ass wanna-be bitch, who is now paying to make her fake account name blue. bitch dont you get it? you got called out! everyone knows you are a fake. hallie proved it to the people who wanted to know!!! and now you have to go and act more adolescent and downrate people?!?! it doesnt bother me so much that you downrated me, but that you are TRYING SO HARD to be SOMEONE YOU ARENT. those of us, such as fornicates and miss cherry have spoken to HALLIE on myspace, and we have all found out for ourselves that you are a FAKE BITCH! you still feel the need to be someone you arent after you have been called out. IM NOT STUPID YOU WANNABE TRAMP. WHEN SOMEONE DOWNRATES MY PROFILE AND YOU ARE THE ONE WHO VIEWED IT!!! just give up! you are a sad excuse for a woman, whoever you may be. you may not even be a woman and thats the part i find hilarious. you DONT ADD someone because they are friends with a down to earth girl named fornicates. hahaha well you know what? im proud
Powers Of Observation
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert.They set up their tent and soon are fast asleep. Some hours later,the Lone ranger wakes his faithful friend....''Tonto look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'' Tonto replies,Me see millions of stars....''What does that tell you asks the Lone Ranger?'' Tonto ponders for a minute....."Astronomically speaking it tells me that there are millions of gallaxies and potentially billions of planets." Astrologically speaking,it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Time wise it appears approximately a quarter past three."Theologically,it seems evident that the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.''Meteorologically,it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.'' What it tell you Kemo Sabe?The lone Ranger is silent for a moment,then he speaks.''Tonto,you dumbass someone has stolen our tent!''
To hope is to dream, to dream to go on living, living in peace and peace will be the dream, smiling for everyday it comes, and everyday with tears of love, love is the key, so turn and come on in, come into this world, this world that could be changed, changed into a rainbow, the rainbow of joy, and joy will fill the earth, the earth that needs all the care, so care hope and dream, and maybe someday, all this, won't be a dream for anyone to dream. Luv&Hugs, Mic
What Planet Am I From ? !
You Are From Mars You're energetic, althletic, and totally hyperactive. You love playing sports and being in the middle of all of the action. You're independent, corageous, and brave. Unafraid to do things your way. Mars can be reckless, quick tempered, and a little too spontaneous. So think before you act - and resist your natural urges to dominate others.What Planet Are You From?
I Have More Proof
I have just found a picture of the woodchuck leader Osam Ben Woodchuck Funny Videos Keep an eye out for this fat bastard so we can stop his rein of terror
How do these people survive? ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind,
What Sport Car Should I Drive? !
You Should Drive a Lamborghini A true daredevil, you're always in search of a new rush. Clearly, you're a total speed demon... just don't get caught!What Sports Car Should You Drive?
Another Pic!
another pic of mine was marked for NSFW? Is my page really that dirty?
1.It is ok to be kissed by a fool but, dont ever be fooled by a kiss! 2.If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You. 3.If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. 4.Save santa a trip.....BE NAuGhTy!! 5.Some mistakes are too fun to only make once. 6.He who laughs last thinks the slowest. 7.Your only bad if you get caught! So that makes me a good girl... right?!? 8.If you don't like my attitude, then don't talk to me! 9.The more ppl I meet....the more I like my dog! 10.You never suspect the stupid...
"Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones." "At the end of every party there is always a girl crying." "One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger." "Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl." "You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses." "Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school." "The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity." "Old women with mobile phones look wrong." "Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush." "There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something." "You never know where to look when eating a banana." "Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan."
Damn Anyway!! Grr!
I started some meds last night to start contractions so I could pass the residual tissue and get this miscarriage finally over and here I sit after 3 doses and STILL nothing has happened. I have felt almost nothing so far and I am very upset and frustrated. I thought that this was finally gonna be over and its not going like I thought but a nurse told me to give it one more day and call the dr tomorrow and let him know what has happened. I hope tonight it more productive.
Ok I Need Some Support Here!
Pay Off Those Holiday Bills!!!!
What Drug Is My Personality Like?!
Your Personality Is Like Ecstasy You're usually feeling the love for the world around you - you want to hug everyone. And while you're usually content to sit back and view the world with wonder... Sometimes you're world becomes very overwhelming and a little scary.What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Our Troops
Hats off to the men and women who serve our country, as a former Navy Seal myself, I salute you all, God Bless and God's Speed my friends, WooooYaaaa . (United States Navy seal) 1990 - 1995
What Is Your Mental Age?
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What’s Your Mental Age? MY RESULT:Twentysomething Like a young adult, you’ve got a pretty mature perspective on the world, but you still know how to have fun. Congratulations! That's a fine perspective of the world to have. Just don't get too carried away and start drinking cappucinos and listening to Jack Johnson. Take This Quiz!
In all honesty... In all honesty, I want to fuck most of the women I see. Whoa, this might be too honest. First of all, I want to preface this by saying that I am a fan of the female form and have nothing but respect for women. That said, however, I am no different than any other man: I am a Pig. Usually, I pick out a few women, in any given situation that I'm in, and let them become the focal point of my desire. I'm not saying that I stalk these women because I would never do that. I am a big guy and kind of intimidating. I know this and it governs every move I make. Instead I enjoy just being in their company. I would like to get to know them better, but I never do. I am a horrible flirt. I can talk to most women, especially the ones I'm not really attracted to, with ease. It's the ones I have a serious attraction to that make me tongue-tied. For example: There was a certain woman that I was extremely attracted to and I couldn't hide my fe
Why Women Are Crabby!!!!!!!!!
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn
I'm sorry if I haven't responded to something that you wrote or if I'm not on here as much...I haven't really been in a lost cherry mood... so, an update, California was a lot of fun...I'm really happy that I sucked it up and went out to see Justin, he's always a good friend, a pro at cheering me up, getting my mind of things and reminding me that I rock and people are stupid. I got some not so great news when I got of the plane coming home though. My great grandpa died...there was a viewing last wednesday...which sucked because I didn't know if was a viewing until I got there. For those you that don't know what a viewing is, it's when they lay the body out so that you can see it one last time before they are cremated. I'm not a big fan of viewings. It makes me really upset to see someone that I had great memories of alive, dead. It becomes the last thing I remember, and I hate that. And I got sucked into going to one. The worst part it, I haven't got all my crying out.
A Note I Received From A Friend In The Uk
Two Proposals Worth Considering... New Gas Plan....Blair wants us to cut the amount of fuel we use. The best way to stop using so much fuel is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our fuel. The price of fuel would have to come down as a result. New Immigration Plan... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to Britain, then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq a
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I Put Up New Pictures!
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What Is My Sexual Style?
You scored as Exciting. You are exciting, people want to fuck your brains out and you know it. Whether it's in an airplane or on the back of the bus, sex with you is always exciting.Exciting100%Hot100%Violent100%Wet88%Soft75%Sweet56%Awkward13%Shy0%What is your sexual style?created with
Twisted Ramblings.
So, I've been sick with this garbage since Thanksgiving, but thankfully, I'm on the mend. My doctors are happy with the results thus far, which is good. The bad news? I let my exercise slide during this time. Last week or so, I became so motivated that I slipped my gym shorts on! Oh, yeah! I was proud of myself. The day after that, I was so motivated by the fact that I'd slipped into my gym shorts the day before that I slipped on my gym shorts and actually exercised. I did a spot of cardio and a wee bit of strength training. Don't worry. I didn't go all out. I did a piddlin' ten miles at a very leisurely pace and some rowing and the like. Something like thirty miles per hour, so you can see I didn't jump into it. I feel it's important to gradually ease yourself into something of that nature after time off and especially if you're brand new! Anyway, on to my strength training. I like to use body weight exercises, but I really and truly hate push-ups. Don't ask me why. I
What Type Of Girl Am I?
You scored as Slut. Slut100%Athletic Tomboy75%Hippy63%Popular Bitch63%Goth38%Preppy Girl38%Loser25%Nerdy Girl0%What type of girl are you?!!created with
so yesterday i had my knee surgery.. lasted 4.5 hrs.. sucked! im in a whole heap of pain today but im dealling..
Went Shopping...
Hi People, Today I went shopping. It's getting colder and I needed a new coat. I went to a shop and I asked one of the girls to assist me. I don't know anything about fashion and what is in. So any help was welcome. So I found a coat myself felt good and warm. Well what else could I buy? I asked her to find me some shirts and jeans. Took me one hour to fit all the clothes she suggested. She was very patient with me. When I was done I had to pay. So I asked her if she was the boss. She said: "No, and she isn't here either". Well then, I said, I wanna buy thoose clothes if you give me a discount. What's the bill and how much will you do off the price". She looked a little difficult and said: "Okay, the bill will be 250 Euro's (US$ 300,-) and you will get a 10% discount". Okay I'm fine with that. I paid her the 250 and she gave 25 change back. I gave her the money back and said that's your tip share it with the other girl. Told her to have a Merry Christmas. It was so f&*#%g funny t
Sex Quiz
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I Have The Proof
Ok I have found the proof about my woodchuck conspiracy!!!! Funny Videos Now we have to stop the arming of these evil animals!!!!
I close my eyes and I see you. I see you in your chair Dozing off. I see your sparkling Eyes smiling. I close my eyes And I hear your voice. I remember sitting in that chair Singing our songs. I remember holidays. I'll remember the one Without you. A tear runs down my cheek I'm choking back sobs. I can see you clear as day. Yet you're so far away. I'll love you always You'll always be here with me Always at my side. You'll be the wind in my hair The sun on my face The rain on my skin. Never turning away.
A Dream Is A Wish!
A dream is a wish your heart makes When you are fast asleep In dreams you lose your heartaches Whatever you wish for, you keep Have faith in your dreams and someday Your rainbow will come smiling through No matter how your heart is grieving If you keep on believing The dream that you wish will come true No matter how your heart is grieving If you keep on believing The dream that you wish will come true So dream...
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The Toughest Woman I Know.......
The Toughest Woman I know... The toughest woman I know was molested from 7-10 by her stepfather. Grew up from learning to take care of herself and trying to protect herself because no one else would/did. The toughest woman I know buried herself in "fat" to make sure no one would ever hurt her again. Took the jeers, laughs and torments because it was the lesser of the evils that she had been shown in life thus far. The toughest woman I know married a man and had a child at 28. The greatest gift she ever received. She endured this man 11 years while also living with and taking care of parents and grandparents. Working 60 plus hours a week to support all of them. When all the elderly ones had finally passed she took control of her life. Lost 120 pounds in 10 mos and another 170 of a useless man. The toughest woman I know then endured another heartbreak. The man she had shared her life with showed his true self while in charge of her son. Was arrested for indecent sexua
~~ Contest Update ~~
~~ So Far into the 5th day contest running strong neck to neck these are the scores.... ~ 111 comments ~( let's help him out! ) ~ 12 comments ~( let's help him out! ) ~ 298 comments ~ ( he needs help! ) ~ 5972 comments ~ ( These cuties are in the lead so far...) ~ 86 comments~ ( he needs help! ) ~ 5110 comments ~ ( so far he's in second place...) ~ All these kids are great and they deserve to win! ~ Contet over on friday 22 at 12 pm noon! ~~ Good Luck to all! ~~
Gingerbread House
Okay....I am a sheep. Baaaa!! I'm in a contest. I think I have nice legs. Votes are good, neh?
The Lonely Brain Cell
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?" Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away. "We're down here ..."
Hello To one and all on cherry tap I'm new to this web site so feel free to drop me a line if you wish until next time Merry Christmas and happy new year
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It's A Boy!!!!
It's a boy Richard Anthony Wolanin III born at 9:30am on the 18th of December 7lb 7oz
You're So Last Summer
She said "don't, don't let it go to your head Boys like you are a dime a dozen, Boys like you are a dime a dozen" She said "you're a touch overrated, you're a lush and I hate it but these grass stains on my knees they won't mean a thing" And all I (all I) Need to know (need to know) Is that I'm something you'll be missing (is that I'm something that you're missing) (maybe I should hate for this) Maybe I should hate you for this Never really did ever quite get that far (maybe I should hate for this) Maybe I should hate you for this Never really did ever quite get that... I'd never lie to you Unless I had to I'll do what I got to Unless I had to I'll do what I got to, the truth is you could slit my throat And with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt And all I (all I) Need to know (need to know) Is that I'm something you'll be missing (is that I'm something that you're missing) (maybe I shou
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A Decade Under The Influence
Sad, small, sweet, so delicate We used to be this dying breed I got a bad feeling about this I got a bad feeling about this You kept still until the long drive home You slept safe and close to the window... I got a bad feeling about this I got a bad feeling about... Who's to say you'll have to go (I could go all night) Well say you'll have to go (I could go all...) To hell with you and all your friends To hell with you and all your friends, it's on Sad, small, sure in porcelain You're skin and bones, I'm a nervous wreck I got a bad feeling about this (when it comes to this) I got a bad feeling about this You kept still until the long drive home You slept safe and close to the window I got a bad feeling about this I got a bad feeling about... Who's to say you'll have to go (I could go all night) Well say you'll have to go (I could go all...) To hell with you and all your friends To hell with you and all your friends, it's on I
I Hate Societies Hypocrysies
Where do I fit in The anger slowly builds within I am becoming more discontented Isn't it time you finally relented?? Give me what I want, need And from my veins you may feed. It's not about just lust or fun Deep in my heart I love more than one Why can't I share with both of you??? To my own self I must be true One feeds my light The other is my night The darkness grows deep inside My heart I must forever hide
"All the bodies of fakes that lie in front of me are just cannon-fodder for my fame"... So often we deal ostensibly with people who eat at our hearts or tear away peices of our souls just for their own happiness. It's time to weed out the weak of mind and the sappers of happiness from our lives so we can become what is inherent in all of us - that rising phoenix that soars in beauty and rare flame, blinding the meak and timid ursupers of life. We all have potential at fame - whether it's in the rock and roll spotlight, in front of our peers at a job meeting, standing in front of your brothers and sisters of some social organization - don't let those that tear at your emotions into your life. Stomp them down with cloven hoof or muddy boots. When you step over the tainted and hateful bodies, you'll see the paradise beyond that you've always dreamed of. "All the bodies of fakes that lie in front of me are just cannon-fodder for my fame"... GRUNT
Random Fact Of The Day
If you do not recycle an aluminum can it take the equivalent of half of that can ful of gas to remanufacture the aluminum to create that can --> throwing away 21 cans is the same as throwing a gallon of gas down the sink.
Miss Usa Trouble
NEW YORK - Miss USA Tara Conner, who had come under criticism amid rumors she had been frequenting bars while underage, will be allowed to keep her title, Donald Trump announced Tuesday. "I've always been a believer in second chances," Trump, who owns the Miss Universe Organization with NBC, said with Conner at his side. Trump said he and Conner had met earlier Tuesday morning. "She left a small town in Kentucky and she was telling me that she got caught up in the whirlwind of New York," Trump said. "It's a story that has happened many times before to many women and many men who came to the Big Apple. They wanted their slice of the Big Apple and they found out it wasn't so easy." Conner won the title in April and has been living in New York. Recent media accounts of heavy drinking brought a storm of criticism, since she was underage at the time. She turned 21 on Monday. In a tear-choked voice, Conner said, "In no way did I think it would be possible for
Random Shit
Wow!! I just went to leave some one a comment and I was not allowed to....I'm a "good girl" don't block, Kiss..Me
One Of My Songs And A Poem
Lonely is the toughest thing to do Lonely is the toughest thing to do And just sit around this place missing you I wish we had back that day When we threw every thing away Cause lonely is the toughest thing to do I think about a time when we were young and free My ache grows thinking how you looked at me And we walked around both hand in hand Your were my woman I was your man Now lonely is the toughest thing to do Some days I lay awake in bed and shedding tears Feeling time pass slower than the passing years I think of vows that we did say And how I felt upon that day Knowing lonely is the toughest thing to do In a perfect world you would not have told me to go And I would have done all that did not then know But you went and found someone new All I’m left is missing you Dear god lonely is the toughest thing to do Lonely is the toughest thing to do Now you have your perfect life with him too Do what it take to make love grow Take it from a man wh
To All Of My Friends
We got the word yesterday that due to the severity of damage on our hill.. that we aren't expected to have power at the house until Thursday or Friday... great... we're already working on 5 days w/o. A big thanks to everyone that showed concern and left messages. I appreciate all the comments and support :) I'm only able to get on here for a little bit at a time during work hours... :( I'll keep you posted! Send luv!! Keeps me from being a crabby bitch instead of just a sarcastic one!! lol
You Better Watch This....
~~ Plz Help A Dear Friend Out ~~
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~~ Plz Help A Dear Friend Out ~~
I'm trying to help out a dear friend with comments for her kids pic. stop by and help me out plz! thanks maria
George's Rules For The New Year- Enjoy
George Carlin's new rules for 2007 New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes, graduations, and releases from jail. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: LUCKY BASTARDS. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alon
My Immortal...this Is All Me... :o(
Im so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave cause your presence still lingers here And it wont leave me alone These wounds wont seem to heal This pain is just too real Theres just too much that time cannot erase [chorus:] When you cried Id wipe away all of your tears When youd scream Id fight away all of your fears I held your hand through all of these years But you still have All of me You used to captivate me By your resonating life Now Im bound by the life you left behind Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me These wounds wont seem to heal This pain is just too real Theres just too much that time cannot erase [chorus] Ive tried so hard to tell myself that youre gone But though youre still with me Ive been alone all along
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Lookin For Irish Girls
hey guys, hows it goin? just new to this and i feel a bit lost, need some irish company to make me feel more at from the southside of dublin, big into brian odriscoll and the leinster boys.... and studying in dit if any of that made sense to u....please give me a shout
Pimped - Submit Your Info For January!
Do you have something you want to see in PIMPED? Many people are messaging me saying "Pimp me." It doesn't work that way. PIMPED will not just go around posting people's profiles for the Hell of it. At the moment, we are accepting announcements in the following areas. Simply click the appropriate link below, fill out the form and press submit. You will be asked to confirm and you must do so or I will never see your request. More will be added in time. PIMP out a birthday, anniversary, wedding or birth! PIMP out the winners of your contest! PIMP out your lounge or radio station! Send a shout out to a member in the military! If you are arfrid or forms, or simply confused just e-mail your info directly to Stixxx at but we prefer that you try to use the forms above. Please remember this is for the January issue. If your birthday is in October, this probably isn't the best time to tell me. A side note about submitting info... This
Loved Ones Missed And Honored
This video is about a little girl who misses her Daddy as a result of her Daddy going to Heaven after 911..... Free Video Hosting however, it is also about honoring those loved ones we all miss - especially, as the holidays are here. May God wrap his ever loving arms around everyone missing a loved one and bring them peace and tears of joy as we share the holidays with the loved ones still around us. May you all have a very Merry Christmas!! :D
A Site That We All Should Support
Im sure as you all have seen i have a.symbol in my pics about child abuse. This maybe against the rules im not sure but this is a site i feel addimante about everyone who has kids or knows a child. Any how the site is vist it look at it its an important site i think we all should be behind just copy and paste to see this wonderful site!!!!!!
The Reflection
I sit here by the edge of the water. I look down and what is this I see? I see a reflection that causes me to gasp. I do not like what I see. I have always seen myself as light-hearted One who is there for others. Now, with the reflection that I see, I question all that is me. I now see twisted, torn patterns flowing from my very essence The eyes I do not know. The mouth no longer holds a smile This blank, black appearance This person cannot be me. I see coldness. I see deep, personal pain. I see scars. I see a blank stare. I see hidden tears I see anger. Who can this be? I reach out with a trembling hand and touch the water, I grab my mouth as horror tries to escape, I see my reflection change. I want this image to go away! I want to change what i see! I want to run from it but I can't. What once was kindness turns to be twisted. What once was a sparkle is now coldness. What once was happiness is now deep sadness. What once was laughter is n
My Plans For 2007
A look at 2007 1. Will you be looking for a new job? my second job I am keeping.. maybe I might transfer departments with the state and get more experience 2. Will you be looking for a new relationship? I am not looking, thats how you wind up with bad relationships 3. New house? I would like a house, new apt. probably 4. What will you do differently in 07? write the date 5. New Years resolution? dont make a resoultion that wil ultimately fail 6. What will you not be doing in 07? reside with a stalker 7. Any trips planned? if i am invited places, I will go, othrwise, i just hang here in the desert 8. Wedding plans? right right, i am gonna marry ..uh... wait 9. What's on your calendar? dec 2006, south park dont have an 07 yet 10. What can't you wait for? My birthday! 11. What would you like to see happen different? Maybe get more financially ahead 12. What about yourself will you be changing? my clothes, i hope everyday. 13. What happ
Love? : Repost
Sorry for reposting this, but I need to say things differently.Well, I found out that the guy I thought I was in love with is my good friend's ex. He abused her, and hes lying to me about his name, and birthday, even the picture he sent me doesn't look like him in person. Hes also seems a bit off with telling the truth. I been trying ro figure out a way to get all the truth out of him without mentioning my friends name, or giving him any hints that I know her. I would appreiciate any tips. Thank you.
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Go Help Doug!
Please go vote for him for the best picture of 2006! He is a great guy and needs your help!
It was 44F IN MY APARTMENT when I got in here 15 minutes ago. I don't even want to imagine how cold poor Klunk was! :( I am now scalding my insides with oatmeal. Mmm... burns so good.
I Need 2987439287 Hours More Sleep
One of the longest nights ever. And not for a good, bad, or important reason, either! I forgot my fucking klonopin. 0.5mg a night takes just enough of the edge off for me to go into a nice deep sleep. So from 10pm - 6:30am I was in bed and horribly tired, but aware of every minute that passed. I could really just hit myself with a frying pan for that. Fuck. Argh. I got my second present! My parents gave me $100 to have a CD player put in my car a few weeks ago, and last night Shannon braved the Witch-Foo section of a book store to get me the 2007 Almanac. Yay! I should wrap up his big box and give it to him soon. You know, before we have another argument. ;) Speaking of that, yes, my situation does suck a bit, but I'm everyone's favorite character: Duckie! So there. I'm the reason to watch Pretty In Pink. I got a wicked cardboard cut on my left pointer finger yesterday and it still stings like a bitch. It's like my finger has a big smile on it! Relating t
A Withered Rose........
A tear falls from my eyes I'm surrounded with darkness I have so much anger inside me I can't get it out... I'm too weak It feels like I'm a withered rose Once I was a full-blooming rose Now I'm just a black, withered rose All caused by you Memories of you and me are flashing through my mind It's past midnight, the stars are shining brightly, still... It's hard to see through my tears It hurts so bad inside me It's hard to breathe Will I survive this horror? Will I bloom again? Or forever be... a withered rose
Remember When?
This is for the oldtimers: Remember when we joined LostCherry? People were very welcoming? Noone asked to see naked pics. People were friendly. It wasn't about points. When you uploaded pics....well people left comments. These days my shout box is full of ...Can i see your private folder? Noone really leaves photo comments. People look at blogs and don't comment. It TAKES 2 seconds to say hey or something. If you are already there why not comment. I know I have 2500 friends and if i catch the alerts I will go rate and leave some comments. Perhaps if we all spend a little more time being friends and a little less time chasing ass and points CT would be a better place? I have so many " Friends" but I dont know many of em. I know about 30 ppl who are regular. I used to comment EVERYONE of my friends once a week...know how many comments I got back out of 2000? MAYBE 10 so I stopped. Anyhow just a little rant...and a reminder its Christmas time...Be a friend not a perv!Edited to add... an
Monuments And Melodies
My hands are trembling and my eyes are on fire this house is crumbling left brain, left out on the wire you make me happy you magnify my better half you make me certain though all I have today is you photograph my past is perilous but each scar I bear sings monuments to where I have been and melodies to where I am going you make me happy you magnify my better half you make me certain though all i have today is you photograph where will i see you again still life can only go so far need you in front of me saying my name, saying to me saying to me, say to me i want you the way you are you, the way you are you make me happy you magnify my better half you make me certain though all i have today is you photograph
Disaster In Enschede, Holland, May 2000
New Year's Eve is coming and with that of course fireworks... This gives the people from Enschede (Holland), my hometown, a sad feeling again, because of what happened in May 2000, when a fireworks storage facility caught fire and exploded... This facility was siyuated in the middle of the city, surrounded by 100's of houses that all got blown away. Many casualties and wounded were the result of a badly placed and maintained storage bunker... Here are some footage videos... The 24 people that died will never be forgotten...
Stark Raving
No, You're not the first to fall apart But always the first one to complain You better get careful or you'll compromise everything You are The world is a drought when out of love Please come back to us You're all of the above I'm making a choice to be out of touch Leave me be he said Leave me here in my stark raving sick sad little world I've never had unpaid confidantes It's more than I would care to explain But I have an open door policy when it comes to blame The world is a joke when out of love Please come back to us You're all of the above I'm making a choice to be out of touch Leave me be he said Leave me here in my stark raving sick sad little world
Letting Go...........
The day our lips first touched, I knew I made a mistake. I knew I would fall in love with you, And let my heart be yours to take. But, as the months went by, I knew you loved me too And all my worries faded away Because I thought I could never lose you. You always made me smile. Whenever I would cry, You would hold me close in your arms And never leave my side. After a while, We both realized Just how hard it would be For us to say all our goodbyes. I was going away to college, And there was nothing you could do. We tried so hard to stay together, But it just ended up hurting you. We made so many memories And I know I'll never forget All the times that we shared, All the moments I won't regret. You knew my favorite ice cream. I knew your favorite cologne. We knew all about each other And thought we'd never end up alone. But, now we must both move on. It will be for the best I know. There was a time when we had each other But now we have to j
Losing It All.
I'm getting lonelier and lonelier. Today is probably one of the saddest days in my life. I had to give my dog away. I can't give her the time or love that she needs right now, with my school and work. This really fucking sucks. Getting divorced is hard enough, but that was a mutual decision. Losing the one thing that appreciates you no matter what you do or say, and that is so happy to see when you get home, and that snuggles next to you whenever she can. I may seem like a pussy right now, and as a matter of fact, i'm crying like a baby over it. But when it seems like you are losing it all, losing mans best friend makes it worse. I don't think I have ever felt lonelier. I gave her to my neighbor across the street, so she is not far. But because she is not with me in my home, it makes it seem like she is a million miles away. I know i'll get over it, but it will take time.
Cop. Lol
Body: A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike. Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.
They say to make a wish on the first star you see at night. As for me, the wish I want to make, I'm afraid I can't make come true. I'd wish for you to love me; I'd wish for you to stay with me, but deep down, I know I can't make it happen. I don't know how you truly feel, or what YOU really want. Now for me to make that wish would only be foolish. My one actual wish would be to make your main wish come true. I can't make you love me, nor can I make you stay, but I can wish, 'cause a wish is actaully a dream and some dreams come true, as for one of mine already I can make all the wishes I want, but none of them can change reality. My ONLY wish I really want is for you to be happy. star light, start bright, The first star I see tonight, May I have this wish I wished tonight?
The Truth
Been Thinking
I have learned a lot in the past year. I had a bad relationship and stayed single for 8 months to just be me again. Along this jouney I found a great man that is everything i was wanting in a man. Now I had to re-adjust to life again and being with someone and not let my past relationship interfere with that. Not an easy task when you arent treated to well and was hurt a lot. So I had to learn to leave it behind and give the guy a chance maybe he would be different. So 6 months later we are still together and doing great. It is a wonderful feeling being with someone and knowing they want to be with you and want you a part of their lives. No control and trying to change the other just acceptance and love for who we are a beautiful thing. Been a very long time since I have felt that. It is amazing what you can find when you arent even looking. I have learned to let the little things go life is too short to get let them bother you. I have learned you must go through hell to truley aprecia
Wats Up
wats up guyz n galz. if u like wat u see on my fo shizzle den leave a comment nd ill get back 2 u. bt if u iz a lil waistman, derk-ed, poomplex dat jus a genuine timewaister den trek back to ur endz nd allow yourself. these are the words of JME.a true .G.
The Bad Santa List
16. Show the reindeer who's boss by hosting an annual all-you-can-eat venison feast. 15. Install new candy cane pole for the Private Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies. 14. Stop payment on the check to Salvation Army that was meant to cover the cash I borrowed from the kettle this year. 13. Out Rudolph. 12. Reminder: Don't order the pork chops during brunch with Hanukkah Harry and Ramadan Raheed. 11. William Hung "Little Drummer Boy" ringtones for everyone! 10. Piss off the Elf Union by moving the headquarters to St. Kitts and the assembly center to Mumbai. 9. Put my yule log in Angelina Jolie's chimney. Heh heh. 8. Deliver lots of sneezing chickens to those needy Third World brats. 7. Another Christmas at Oprah's, another midnight delivery of Little Debbies and Ipecac. 6. Crank call the Easter Bunny and ask if he has a problem with shit sticking to his fur. 5. Feed the reindeer their Ex-Lax in preparation for the annual White House fly-over. 4. Keep dow
Best Friend Contest!
so me and Nadya joined in on the best friends contest... i dont even know why, i never even come close to winning... but meH!! so if you could help us out by comment bombing, that would be AWESOME!!!! click this pic... and away you go! THANKS SO MUCH!
Sup fellow CherryTappers... I found CherryTap via the myspace account of Belladonna (a true honey). I noticed there are tons of hot women on CherrTap. I then decided to try to be "friends" with as many of them as I can and try to compile a list of the most beautiful women on CherryTap. I'm not trying to be an asshole or anything, I just thought it would be fun. So, if you read this, let your hot friends know that they need to get at me. More to come...
Decorated Firetruck/ I Have Been In Parades Like This
More Jokes
Two old ladies are standing at a bus station and one of them is smoking. Suddenly it starts raining so the smoking one takes out a condom from her purse, cuts the edge off and puts it over the cigarette. Her friend asks her: "What are you doing?!?" So she replies: "I don't want my cigarette to get wet so I covered it with a condom" So her friend asks: "What’s a condom? Where did you get it?" So she says: "At the pharmacy" So the next day her friend goes to the pharmacy and asks the clerk if she can get a condom. The clerk asks: "What size?" So she replies: "I dunno, one that will fit a camel" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem," she complained, "is that it wakes me u
Dogs... Two dogs were sitting in a vet's office. The bigger of the dogs gruffs, "Whatcha doing here?" The little dog responds, "I'm getting 'fixed'. Whenever I see my master I get so horney I just jump on her leg and start pumping. It's very embarrassing." The first dog says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. One morning my master had just gotten out of the shower, and was sitting on the side of the bed. She leaned down to pick up her clothes from the floor, and I couldn't resist it... I jumped up and starting taking it from the rear!" The second dog exclaimed, "Wow! So you're here to be fixed too?" "Hell no, I'm getting de-clawed."
Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.... * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Never Gonna Stay In Your Hotella No More
Never Gonna Stay In Your Hotella No More The Manager Y.M.C.A. Hotel LONDON Roma 28 sept. 1981 Dear signore Direttore, Noew I am tella you story wot I was a-treated at jour hotella. I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a-younga christian man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed - how can I sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down receptione and tella: "I wanta shit" They tella me: "Go to toilet" I say:"No, no I wanta shit in my bed". They say: "You'd better not shit in your bed, you sonna-wa-bitch". What is sonna-wa-bitch? I go down for breakfast into restorante. I order bacon and egga and two pissis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress, and point at toast: "I wanta piss". She tella me: "Go to toilet". I say: "No, no I wanta piss on my plate". She then say to me: "You bloody wella not piss on the plate, you sonna-wa-bitch". This is the second person who do not even know me calla me
Life, Friends And The Holidays
Well here I am again! I know you all missed me, lol!!!! The holidays are only 6 days away, where has this year gone too? It seems like just yesterday I got back in touch with some old friends when in all reality it's been 9 months! So much has happened and things have changed. I was separted from my husband, going thrue the divorce, meet a super great guy which I love with all my heart, hooked back up with old friends, lost a really close friend, and now found out that another friend has passed away. It really has made me start to think that we really need to hold our friends close to us, you never know what will happen on any given day. I'm thankful for the friends that I have and that I talk to and see often. As for the ones who have decided that life is too busy or only call or come around when they have nothing better to do, you can just stay away. I don't need the shit in my life. Yes I know it sounds very harsh and that I'm being a bitch again but I've had enough
He Nine Satanic Sins
The Nine Satanic Sins by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1987 1. Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid. 2. Pretentiousness—Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not. 3. Solipsism—Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecti
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The Seven Dwarfs Meet The Pope
The Seven Dwarfs Meet The Pope The seven dwarfs are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city. After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the pope. Grumpy, for once, seems to have a lot to say; he keeps asking the pontiff questions about the church, and in particular, nuns. "Your Holiness, do you have any really short nuns?" "No, my son, all our nuns are at least five feet tall." "Are you sure? I mean, you wouldn't have any nuns that are, say, about my height? Maybe a little shorter?" "I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?" "No reason." Pause. "Positive? Nobody in a habit that's about three feet tall, two and a half feet tall?" "I'm sure." "Okay." Grumpy looks dejected at this news, and the pope wonders why. So he listens to the dwarfs as they leave the building. "What'd he say? What'd he say?" chant the other six dwarfs. Grumpy says, "He said they don't have any." And the other six start chanting, "Grumpy fucked a penguin! Grumpy fucked a penguin! Grumpy
The Reverend John Fuzz...
The Reverend John Fuzz... The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was sinful and not something a member of his congregation should do, so he walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next to the woman. "Mrs. Fitzgerald," the reverend said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?" "Shure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs. Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave backhand forth. The reverend realized that she had had too much to drink and he grabbed hold of her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend wound up lying on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her
Just Shoot Me...
I always said Id never join a contest or take part in them but I had a moment of weakness.... I joined one to be on the cover of a Net Magazine called "Pimped" Please go vote for me....I would appreciate it.... And yes comments do count..So comment bomb me.. Oh how the mighty have
Sex Study..
It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.! The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.
So im in Atlanta! I made it through my first plane ride!! ahhh it was SOOO nerve racking lol.. I had christmas with my family b4 I left and my mom got me a PINK Nintendo DS :) sooo cute!!! lol Im playing this game called SPRUNG haha ;) Anyways I'll try and keep everyone updated on my trip! if anyone cares lol :) Were going to Wal Mart soon ;) I guess its WAY better then the one in Canada so Im excited lol And then we hit the big malls eeee Anyways talk soon 69th Angel xo
I Would Rather Live My Life With Creativity As My Driving Force Rather Than Fear As My Driving
I would rather live my life with creativity as my driving force rather than fear as my driving force. Believe it or not, a lot of people live their lives with fear as their main driving force. Sounds kind of ridiculous but a lot of people accept their situations because they are avoiding something they are afraid of. For example, many people would stay in a job they hate because they don't believe they can make enough money in a job that they love. Many people would stay in a relationship that drains them because they are afraid of being alone. Many people settle for the things they have because they are afraid they can never afford the things they want. I'm not saying people should just give up their jobs and break up with their mates and replace all of their things with new ones. I am saying some people make their decisions based on what they are afraid of. Now imagine what it would be like to make your decisions based on a goal that you desire. All your goals and dreams are based o
Elmo You Dirty Bastard! Wipe Your Ass!
Christmas Lights
Any One Else?
Any one else sick of seeing dudes without shirts? So I'm clicking through the What's cherry thing rating photos. I don't even know why, it is not that much fun or anything but hey I get points for it so what ever. Well any way, I have my thing set to not show the Not Safe For Work stuff, but alot of people don't seem to label their pictures as such. I know people are always gonna suck. I got drunk as hell last night and I feel like pooh.
Fire Station Dancing Christmas Lights
Music Collection : Whengodmadewoman
WhenGodMadeWoman@ CherryTAP I enojoyed the music selection made by "WhenGodMadeWoman" and made a list of the music that I found on her CT pages. You may also find some of these songs in my stash under videos. Billy Currington – Must Be Doin' Somethin' Right Brad Paisley – She’s Everything Brian McComas – 99.9% Sure Brian McComas – I Could Never Love You Enoug.. Bon Jovi – Thank You For Loving Me Bon Jovi – In These Arms Cher – I Found Someone Dierks Bentley – Come A Little Closer Firehouse – Don't Treat Me Bad Firehouse – I Am Here For You Firehouse – Love Of A Lifetime Firehouse – I Live My Life For You Firehouse – When I look Into Your Eyes Garth Brooks – If Tomorrow Never Comes Garth Brooks – The Red Strokes Garth Brooks – Unanswered Prayers Goo Goo Dolls – Iris Goo Goo Dolls – Stay With You Video Guns N’ Roses – Patience Guns N’ Roses – Don’t Cry Guns N’ Roses – November Rain Journey – When You Love a Woman Keith Urban – God Made Woman Keith Urban – On
More Cowbell
I need more cowbell! I'm a struggling musician these days. Back in the 80's I wowed audiences by the thousands with my gutsy cowbell solos. Musicians don't even have a clue now days as to how important a cowbell player is to a band. The cowbell is second to only one other instrument and that instrument is the kazoo. Look at the not so well known band U2. They blew their shot at being a popular band when they turned down my solicitation to play cowbell for free in their band. Of course my cowbell talents have cursed me in the past as well. A little known fact is that I was the reason Guns n Roses split up. Apparently Axel could not handle the fact that I was getting all of the attention from the lady fans and he threw a tantrum and left the band. After listening to Working for the Weekend by Loverboy 756 times in a row, I was hooked! I set out to be the best cowbell player in the universe. Needless to say, my dreams have been shattered! Don't feel sorry for me though! I still rock
The Sands Of Christmas
I had no Christmas spirit when I breathed a weary sigh and looked across the table where the bills were piled too high. The laundry wasn't finished and the car I had to fix, my stocks were down another point,the Dolphins lost by six. And so with only minutes till my son got home from school I gave up the drudgery and grabbed a wooden stool. The burdens that I carried were about all I could take, and so I flipped the TV on to catch a little break. I came upon a desert scene in shades of tan and rust, No snowflakes hung upon the wind, just clouds and swirling dust. And where the reindeer should have stood before a laden sleigh, eight hummers ran a column right behind an M1A. A group of boys walked past the tank, not one was past his teens, Their eyes were hard as polished flint, there faces drawn and lean. They walked the street in armour with their rifles shouldered tight, their dearest wish for Christmas, just to have a slient night. Other soldiers gathered, hun
is some thing really speacail between friends. Friendship is really had to find unless you had that friend in your life. Friendship is a treasure in life,hey are there in your life when ohter people walks out of your life. Friendship true friends is someone who like you for you and for what you and not make like someone that you are not. Friendship sure is wonderful to have in life if you don't have that trreasure of friendship,your are missing something specail in life.
Ten Things I'd Like To Hear
Ten Things That Will Make No Sense to You: THE RULES : - List ten things you want to say to people but know you never will. - Don't say who they are, try to use people only once. 1. i love you so much. you don't even know. it's like when i'm with you...everything in my world could be so perfect. it's hard to be away from you i love you. 2. as for you...i don't know what to think morphed into a whole different person than i first knew. after you gone and did what you did. i don't know if i could stand to be around you without being scared. you were the first person i had found that i shared so many interests and everything...i thought you'd always be there...guess i was wrong. 3. and you. wow. we've had the best of times. we've had the worst of times. but we're still friends. and you mean a lot to me. but, lately, i dk what to think. it's as if your life is one huge lie. you tell everyone all these OUT there things...we all know just live upto
No Matter What
were or how far we are from each other we will always be the best friends on this earth. no mater what you look like on the outside all that should really mater is what you fell inside you heart. no mater what other people think of you. just think how specail you are inside you, thats what counts the most of all.
Whoooo Hoooo
I just made PSYCHO!!!!!!!!!!! yeah for me thanks everyone.. D
Butterfly Love Land
Hello there! I came from A really special place called butterfly love land.I came all the way to show you my love and tenderness heart. And make your heart love and tenderness inside and outside your heart. You can show that you are a butterfly of love allso. So spread your wings, And show me the love in those butterfly wings. And i will show my butterfly wings to you too. Then you and I can fly back to butterfly love land together. And show everyone that there is butterfly love in this world,You just need to trie and find it in each other's love and tenderness hearts together.
Could It Be Magic?
Could it be magic? I'm walking through the airport when I see the strangest thing. (OK. I see it all of the time, but it's still strange.) I see this guy in front of me with his pants falling down! Not all of the way down, but the back pockets are just about to his knees. "What's keeping those pants from coming all of the way down?", I thought to myself. I slowed my pace down to watch this guy walk some more. (I wasn't about to give up free entertainment.) I kept waiting for him to pause and pull his pants up from time to time but he never did. The young man had a long jacket on so I couldn't very well tell if the pants had been stapled to his ass or if this design of pants put the back pockets at the knees. If those pants were doing what I thought they were doing, then it must have been magic. I've been "ass challenged" all of my life so I know that those pants would have been around my ankles in a few seconds flat magic or no magic. I'm thinking it would be quite difficult
Kittie Interview & PerformanceSat 12/23 1:00 pm ETCanadian metallic chicks Kittie claw host Jose Mangin as Hard Attack gets up close and personal in this acoustic jam session and candid interview. Listen in as Kittie perform two songs in rare & bare form off their forthcoming release, Funeral For Yesterday, out in stores on February 20th through their own label, Kiss Of Infamy. You'll also hear studio tracks from the new Kittie CD, plus killer songs from Pantera, Thine Eyes Bleed, Kataklysm, In This Moment, and Priestess!Rebroadcasts: Tues., Dec. 26th @ 3 pm ET, Thurs., Jan. 4th @ 10 pm ET, & Tues., Jan. 16th @ 5pm ET. i will love forever anyone who can record this and send it to me.
Someone Will Always Love You....
someone will always love you.... and that someone will always be me someone will be there to love you. someone will always cherish the warmth of your smile and the happiness in your heart. soneone wants to always be close enough to care in every way and treasure each and every day spent together. someone will always keep you lovingly in mind and will welcome every opportunity to find you in happy thoughts. someone will always know that life is good because of you and tomorrow has a bright and shining hope that would'nt be there if you weren't here today. someone will always try to find the words to "thankyou" for filling life with dreams come true and with beautiful memories Hello there! I came from A really special place called butterfly love land.I came all the way to show you my love and tenderness heart. And make your heart love and tenderness inside and outside your heart. You can show that you are a butterfly of love allso. So spread your wings, A
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Damn!!! I'm Hot!!!
ok, so i know I am not hot, but it got your attention did it not? I love reading peoples profiles and seeing where they say I am hot. Who says you are hot? Just because you flaunt naked pictures of yourself does not make you hot nor does saying you are hot make you hot. Too me, hot is someone who is just themselves without having to try and act like something or someone that they are not. Seems too like the ones that say they are hot, dont' even post pictures of themselves cause they dont' like what they look like. Now, don't get me wrong there are a lot of people out there that are hot and they don't flaunt it or try to act any better than anyone else. i am sure that i have stepped on some toes and pissed some people off, but come on people, everyone of us is good looking in our way.
I Just Have To Say It
I just have to say it! I'm sure you all have read the paper or seen the news where teachers are being arrested at an alarming rate for inappropriate behavior with their students. (Basically they're committing statutory rape.) Well guess what! The tables are turning! News out of Waco, Texas today says that a teacher is filing a sexual harassment complaint against a four year old student. (Yes. As in 1,2,3,…4.) Apparently the four year old rubbed his face between the breasts of the teacher while waiting for his bus. The four year old has been suspended. First of all, who in their right mind would press charges against a four year old for harassment?!?! I mean come on people. What in the hell is this world coming to? Why doesn't the teacher just put the child down and tell them that that type of behavior is unacceptable? This is what's wrong with our muffed up legal system to begin with. I think the teacher should be smacked around with a whiffle ball bat for being
I Guess It Is A Requirement To Have This Pic In Everyones Profile Lol
Lou Reed
I do realize,that all photos deserve to be rated.But some are useless,senceless,don't make no sence photos.I'm sure I have a few Posted as well.As it is hardly anybody Rates my pic's.Which is Fine I don't give a Fuckin Damn if I'm Rated or not.But to put a N.S.F.W on a photo of me or my Sobriety Dog.You Mother Fuckers have a Hell of a nerve.Just Venting a bit is all.Just don't ask me to Rate Senceless Photos,because I don't no how to rate that sorta stuff.Most of u all have awesome stuff to Rate.420 has great stuff,as do a bunch in my familly,Friends + fans.Most of it is great.Peace u all have a good Day. Power to the People!
Love From The Heart To A Rose
love from the heart is really something special to have in you love life. love from the heart to a rose the heart and the rose have special ways in life to grow, the heart grows with love and the rose grows in a way too. love from the heart to a rose here we go you are the heart and i'm the rose and are love grows in a slecial way and it grows stronger and stronger the more we fell stonger about are love for each other. love from the heart to a rose love is a wonderful thing to have and beauitful thing in your life, and that love for each other.
A Rape Story
You are one fucking sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if this dosent touch you because this is just wrong. read this. its disgusting. Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend He pats the seat in the middle; i sit Shivering so cold; a quilt he lends "Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; his Their breathe spirts weep "Daddy you know i do; what is it?" He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes Daddys creeping up my nightie; cold hands I try to pull his hand away; grip is strong! They look at one another; nod; something planned I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers "Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again But there grip is to strong for weak me I look at both; and ask, who are these men? His fingers going up me; pulling away His friend leans forward; a kiss? Why? His toungue moving mine; my eyes squint Lean back and away; "Why are you doin
You Bring Out The Sparckle Of
You bring out the sparckle of the light in my eyes. That brighten up every time you are arond me, And I'm around you. You make my eyes sparckle as bright as the moon and starts shine at night.You toched my heart, To make it shine my eyes so bright. That the rightness gets brighter and brighter each day we are around each other, and in each others arms, Day and night.
I Always
Now I just had someone not mentioning any names here (Elgotto)say and I quote "Truth in advertising.." I keep telling him I always try to tell the truth.. Free Graphics Layouts CodesWebsite Graphics Myspace Codes Site Generators
Larry The Cable Guy
I Think
i think i found the one i want to spend the rest of my life with but i dont know how to til if he is the one or not i wonder if anyone can help me with this and if anyone can comment me and help me cuz i am so lost on this one
My 10 Names
1. YOUR REAL NAME: sandra 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name, plus izzle) Sanizzle 3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three of middle name) Slee 4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Green Black Panther 5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born): Lee Buffalo 6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name) Armsasch 7. SUPERHERO NAME: (favorite color, favorite drink) Green Water 8. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name) Amecmce 9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne) Tommy Girl 10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (father & mother's midd
Vote For My Little Man Please
I'd like to know who the Fuckin Moron is that puts the NFSW rateings on pic's.Why would these Motherfuckers put that rateing on a regular Photo or a pet photo.These Cocksuckers have nothing better to do.They need to get a fuckin life.I should talk my life revolves around the internet as well,thats not the point in Question.I rate lots of photos that proberly should be rated nsfw,but that would take the Fun out of Rateings.Alot of u-all proberly don't get much attension at home from your spouses so here u get credit for your Beauty,or what not.Alot of the women like posting degradeing pic's of themselves,I try not to judge, but at times I do.An my comments are a bit out of line.I used to comment more sexual,I've toned down alot.All + All this is a Great Site.Don't let the Jesus Freaks an Holy Rollers,screw us Bonafied Adults from haveing Fun.Peace
Holiday Disclaimer
Attached to a friend's email, as a joke obviously, but almost have to start saying this entire quote after greeting anyone any more.... "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the solstice holiday and surrounding season, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted year 2007 in the Gregorian calendar, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race,creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platf
Happy Holidays
Blind Faith
I feel you moving me but I can't even see you. At times I doubt you are even there cause of the stuff I been through. I see the stuff you do everyday and it takes my breath away. Hoping for the day to see you and we can play. You make all things live with your love. No wonder so many hold you so far above. So many call you in their own way but yet you them accept for who they are. But why does it always feel like you are so far. Thanks Mother and Father for all you have given me, and making me the man I will be. Licitus at numquam concedere vita. Numquam Mortuus.
Mannequin (remake Version)
Hold it, Touch it, Feel it, but don’t let it ever drop. Don’t drop this long lost forgotten feeling that is letting me grasp your clothes as I am stripping them away. In which our feelings were beginning to lose its essence as soon as I stripped the last piece of her garment. No need to feel the emotion for as soon as the skin was touching another skin we were weaving ourselves in a coarse but delicate euphoric state. A state that we were trembling but when we began holding each other there was a sleight of hand. The hands that we begin to hold in sacrilege were the cause of its sleight. As we felt hope as that blissful moment and ignorance was the new knowledge exchanged for an unclean and impure moment. We know not the consequences between The two because it was ephemeral-that moment that could split the real world and surreal- it was evanescent-moist and blood mingled only to reunite to our garments- and… it was absolute-only between now and later will be
Mannequin (remake Version)
Hold it, Touch it, Feel it, but don’t let it ever drop. Don’t drop this long lost forgotten feeling that is letting me grasp your clothes as I am stripping them away. In which our feelings were beginning to lose its essence as soon as I stripped the last piece of her garment. No need to feel the emotion for as soon as the skin was touching another skin we were weaving ourselves in a coarse but delicate euphoric state. A state that we were trembling but when we began holding each other there was a sleight of hand. The hands that we begin to hold in sacrilege were the cause of its sleight. As we felt hope as that blissful moment and ignorance was the new knowledge exchanged for an unclean and impure moment. We know not the consequences between The two because it was ephemeral-that moment that could split the real world and surreal- it was evanescent-moist and blood mingled only to reunite to our garments- and… it was absolute-only between now and later will be
Let's get down to what's really important.... OK. What is a woodchuck and do they really exist? I'm thinking woodchucks are right up there with Bigfoot. You hear about them all of the time but you never actually see them. Oh sure. We all know about the woodchuck tongue twister about them chucking wood. What the hell is this "chucking" wood all about? I thought "chucking" was when someone tossed their cookies, blew chunks, or just threw up. Why would a woodchuck throw up all of the time? And WHY would they get sick and blow wood chunks? Do they have a wood addiction? Are they woodaholics? I'm going to get to the bottom of this. No longer will I lie in bed at night and think about woodchucks terrorizing my small planned community of two thousand homes and not enough swimming pools. I will stand up against the evil woodchuck movement that plagues our society. (If they really exist that is.) First, I must research the woodchuck using my trusty Internet search engine Google. (But
Tuesdays Humor
Two buddies, Bob and Larry, were getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Larry throws up all over himself. "Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!" Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill." So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!" Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha yew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too many! And he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said hes was verrry sorry an' gave me twenn ie bucks for the cleaning bill!" His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks.." Oh, yeah.. I almos' fergot,
Dum Dum Dumb!
Why do guys think its cool to flash their nipples??? Or their chest?? I guess, maybe, cause girls fall for that kind of crap Your ALL crazy, and I'm the only sane one here ... And thats what drives me CRAZY!! LMAO! :OP
Reality Tv
The reality of "Reality TV" is that it is not reality... I feel for the poor, unfortunate souls that buy into this "reality television" crap. The reality of "reality television" is that it's not reality at all! If you want to see reality television, send a camera crew over to my house at 5:00 am and catch a glimpse of me rolling out of bed. Now that's reality! I have been troubled for some time over reality television and I think it's high time that I address it! (This is for the folks out there that think wrestling on television is real.) Here we go…. The Real World (MTV) – Here's a show that pulls a group of mindless twenty-teen year olds together to live in a non-realistic kick ass house for a short period of time. (Just long enough to catch a venereal disease, get verbally/physically assaulted, and develop a drinking problem. Where can I sign up?) The group of "roomies" is comprised of different races, genders, and sexual orientations. (In other words….it's a
A Blonde's Year In Review"
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloo oo!!!.... .bottles won't fit in the printer !!! March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... .wrong instructions. ...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing...... couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. ....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn' t it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour per
The First Day Of School
"Why they don't let Dads take family photos anymore" NEW CAMERA $350.00 NEW SCHOOL CLOTHES $400.00 NEW BACKPACKS $60.00 PICTURE OF THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL **********PRICELESS ********* *
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The 6 Best Smart Ass Answers Of 2006
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead.! " SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and! the ki d who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When
Three Friends
Three friends die in a car accident, and upon their arrival to heaven, they Are all asked one question "When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning upon you, What would you like to hear them say about you?" The first man says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor Of my time, and a great family man." The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband And school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last man replies: "I would like to hear them say: 'LOOK! HE'S MOVING!'"
My Updated Life....
Well, life is GREAT, what can I say? I've got a great guy in my life (FINALLY) that just adores me. This is the best feeling. It's been along time coming. Alot of crap has happened in the past year and I really need a good end of the year. My love life has been, umm-well, for the best words-EXHAUSTING for both me and everyone that has been in my life. Between Misty and Lois, those two poor girls have been thru hell and back (and they are both married! Thank goodness for single friends girls--we keep you on your toes!) I am so ready to settle down and just let this man love me so much that I can't even think about my past. It's just so not worth it. I have been really thinking about all of the crap that I've been allowing into my life---so many negative things. I think I forgot about what I wanted out of my life. Just to be able to raise great kids, have a man that LOVES me, and have a life that makes me think that I'm the luckiest woman on the earth to be able to wake u
Who Wears The Pants In The Family?
R.i.p. My Lil' Butterbaby
I had taken Butterscotch with me when I went back home to West Virginia. Momma Vickie was yaking care of him for me. Her love for animals, especially cats runs as deep as mine. He fell ill while I was back at home. Momma was doctoring him so when I returned here I left him with her rather than put him thru the trip while he was sick. I have missed him very much and could not wait until I could return to get him. Sadly, my sister called last night to tell me that my lil' ButterBaby passed away yesterday afternoon. I will miss him terribly. He was such a ham and a loving little fella. I know there is always plenty of love in my heart for another, but no other will ever take his place.
Honest And Emotional Survey
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? NAVY BLUE BOXER BRIEFS 2. Honestly, whats on your mind? THIS SURVEY AND WHAT I AM GOING TO DO NEXT, AND TO BE HONEST SOME OF THE SAD ANSWERS THE PERSONWHO MADE THIS BLOG GAVE. 3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? LISTENING TO CNN 4. Honestly, Do you think Johnny Depp is attractive? NO BUT I WOULD GO OUT DRINKING WITH HIM 5. Honestly this is a hard one. HUHHHHHHHHHH 6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? NOT YYET BUT IT IS EARLY 7. Honestly, do you watch disney channel? YES I HAVE A 9 YR OLD DAUGHTER 8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? A BUDDY NAMED ANDY 9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? yYES BUT CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR, JEALOUSY IS A HUMAN EMOTION, WE ALL GET JEALOUS IT IS HOW YOU HANDLE IT. 10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? THIS ADMINISTRATION, OLD PEOPLE DRIVERS,LYING POLITICIANS 11. Honestly, do you bite your
Great Discussion
I thought this was a great thread discussion on a local gamers site I am a part of... I am "ravnsk8" in the thread with the cool avatar... lol!;O)
I got this through a friends bulletin and I completly agree on what it has to say about bondage. It puts what true bondage is out very well. Yes, I am into bondage, but let me share a little of what bondage is about before you cast your judgement. Bondage is about absolute trust. It's about going to a level of intimacy beyond anything you've ever experienced before. It's about giving yourself so completely to another human being that you abandon all sense of self and just lose yourself in them. Bondage is not just leather and chains and being all trussed up like a steer at a rodeo. Those things are for people who like S&M as well as bondage. For the rest of us, there are padded handcuffs, ribbons and silk ropes. These things are designed to enhance pleasure and stimulation. Most of them are easy to get out of if you start to feel uncomfortable. It's all about the tease, and pushing your senses to the limit. We're so busy in today's world, and so used t
Today Is The Day...becoming A Mommy! I may not be becoming a "real" , but today I am going to the airport to pick up my baby. Thats I get to bring Chloe home. I was supposed to pick her up at the airport last night at 9:30, but she wasn't there. I guess some how the puppy missed the plane. I was soo bummed cuz I was soo excited to go and get her. They told me she'd be coming in on the flight today at 9:30am. Well...that was going to be hard to do cuz I was scheduled to work at noon. I called Chad to see if it was ok to get someone to switch with me (Chad is my manager) and he was very cool about it. Andy was staying in milwaukee with his sister cuz he has school a few minutes away from their house and stays with them when he does so.....they were awesome and allowed me to stay over as well. I did have a hard time sleeping last night though. I kept worrying that the puppy wasnt getting fed or let out to go potty. Well...I'm going to get ready to go now. Have a nice day and come back later!
Do You Love Yet?
because im tired of waiting for "one" to be realized. tired of us selling out utopia for meaningless paper.(worth less than one one is priceless.) tired of sadness and worry. but also hungry.(Like the approaching future seconds) hungry for more. more happyprotein(NOURISHMENT for the glad epicenter in the enojyment school) more delicious chopsuey with joysprouts (just smile now.) I want everyone after reading this to smile about something amazing that only YOU know.(lifewise) or you hold dear.(eyes wides smiling) mine is apparent. (amazing 2)
This Never Gets Old
A Different Kind Of Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty yea
I Woke Up Today
and realized I was pushing through air. Pushing past molecules and dust towards the night. I looked outside and realized my own mortality, piggybacked on a metal frame attached to wheels. Like a patient in the hospital worried about the doctorspeak outside the hallway I heard the air whip like language telling me I would die one day. I opened a book and read this is normal. Humancondition... not to worry. And we shall overcome. My head tells me I'm not so sure. My heart tells me to look into others as no one looks into mine. I look inside and tell her she is beautiful. Not in the commercial fake esteem boost. Not in the commercial reality therof. Not in textbook paradigm way. Not in the cop out falsed feigning compliment... half truthed, but Beautiful. Even if she didn't visualize it herself. I lay down tonight and shall see tomorrow what daydream nightlife/daylife nightdream may come.
Old Money Defeats Coast Guard
NEWSFLASH! US coast guard deep sixes plans to fire live ammunition (for anti-terror exercises) on Lake Michigan. Why the change of heart? Usually the military gets its Well, here is where the vulgar display that is "Cash" rears its ugly head. Opponents of the proposition comprised mostly of yacht clubs, Macinaw boat racers, and all around deep pocketed boat hobbyists. Big fucking deal. Right? This is for "anti-terror" drills. I was brainwashed to believe thoes help fight invisible enemies. The military are the strong arms of government. They would surely win out? No. The old money of the yacht clubs held meetings firecely opposing the proposition, and I'm sure they greased a few wheels here and there to sway the decision towards no. Oh well, maybe I'm being dark, cynical, or even jaded... Maybe the coast guard had a change in heart... Maybe they figured people WOULD GET HURT... but then again we test nuclear bombs in the desert. No chance of hurt there? Right? Disgust
To Fly Again
tonight I spread my wings to the horizon.. to the clouds.. to the teardrops of rain.. I could everything up knowing I could have it all again this day, I walk across the land and speak with trees look up to the birds in flight sucumb to my knees if only my wings could reach the highest the furthest the strongest the longest.. i am running with the wind.. to soar with the skies I called out your name but heard only hawk cries tonight, My wings have flight tonight, I fear not the darkest of light.. Buried at
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My Friend Doug
Several months ago i met a wonderful man named Doug. He touched my life in a way that no one will ever understand! He's an amazing person, loving husband and a devoted father. Currently he is in a contest for the Best Pic of 2006 and his pic is just absolutely amazing! I honestly believe it should be in the Time Magazine Best of 2006! Check it out for yourself! While u are there.. please feel free to comment bomb his pic! He would do the same for you! trust me.. he's like that! So please.. once u see that pic.. u wont NOT be able to go see it and leave your vote!
What you wanted couldn't hold us down What we needed turned it's back so Outloud, we're telling your secrets Outloud, to the lovers and fees Outloud, cause you never experienced This is the side of us nobody see's We're making something beautiful Starting a riot We've got this under our control Starting a fight What you wanted couldn't hold us now What we needed all came crashing down Down, with the lies and cover ups Down down, to the lovers and fees Down now, cause you never experienced This is the side that I'll never believe in We're making something beautiful Starting a riot We've got this under our control Starting a fight We're making something We're taking nothing We're starting something beautiful Start a riot What you wanted We're making something beautiful Starting a riot We've got this under our control Starting a fight We're making something We're taking nothing We're starting something beautiful Sta
That Dream
The feeling Do you feel the same? It hurts The view Do you see the same It's red The smell Do you smell the same? It's like roses The taste Do you taste the same? It's chocolat The sound Do you hear the sound? It ristles Oow that feeling hurts. I'm dying for your lips, red like roses and taste like chocolat. I hear the ristle in my ears when I kiss you. Than I wake up It is hard to believe you won't be mine.
Another Long Day!
Off I go to another long day! Not as long as yesterday, but long, just the same! I did make it to my Belly Dancing class Holiday gathering - late, but I made it! I got to watch videos of famous dancers. They are so good at what they do! I'm very interested in Cassandra in Minneapolis. She's quite famous and is in her late 50's. There's hope for me yet!! Have a great day, everyone! Love and hugs go out to all of you! Blessings to all, as well!
Life Is Good!
I love my family, friends, boyfriend! My life is amazing!!!!!!!
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I Hate....
F'n HTM(F'n)L! Gurrrrrrrrrrrrr >:-(
So Sad
boy- hey, hun girl- hey boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there? girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor. boy- oh rele? y? girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all. boy- oh girl- so wht did we do in math 2day? boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes girl- ok good boy- yeah girl- hey i have a question...... boy- ok, ask away much do u love me? boy- u kno i love u more than anything girl- yeah..... boy- y did u ask? girl-................>silencesounding worried< is there something wrong?? girl- no, everythings fine...... boy- are u sure? girl- yeah. boy- ok.......i hope so. girl- ..............would u die for me? boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun girl- rele? boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong??? girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine. boy- ............ok girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school. boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU. girl- yeah,

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