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Flies By
We stood on our mountain of pride and of glory as the nightmares of the world flew by. The flames and fire tore our barriers down. We feel the pain as our safety and freedom flies by. But we still stand on our mountain . Numb to everything as the debris and death fly by. We still feel strong and safe, but do we really as the memories of pain fly by. Children in the streets ask why has this happened and all we can do is sit on that mountain as the nightmares of the world fly by. The nightmare is ours now. But we try not to notice as the red white and blue flies by. It’s the sign of our freedom, our safety, and glory as the world we once knew flies by

Guilty
I always knew I hurt you and now I’ve made you cry. I can’t forgive myself and can’t even begin to try. Your face still haunts me each and every night. Even though you’ve forgiven me doesn’t mean it’s right. The though will always run through my brain as the memories slowly drive me insane. It just makes me sick knowing I hurt you. I just pray to god you don’t hurt me too.

Everything I Wanted
You’re my world, my heart, my soul. You’re everything I’ve ever wanted and everything I’ve ever needed. You’re the only one who can make me happy. You’re the only one who can make me smile. You take away my anger, my lonlieness, my pain and make the life that I’m living worth while. I feel like I’m floating, the world miles beneath my feet. I look in your eyes and my heart skips a beat. How did I get so lucky to have someone like you? How did I find a love so honest, faithful, and true? No matter what I say, no matter what I do, I will always find everything I’ve ever wanted and everything I’ve ever needed in my ever lasting love for you

Mistake
Another mistake Another wound upon my heart Another drop of blood on the ground from the tear made upon my arm Nothing found in the love No relief like I used to achieve Just more pain and nightmares to haunt a sleepless sleep So what do you do when you have nothing to turn to? When the one thing you trusted fails you again? When you’ve lost the thing that used to save and guide you and the blood that pours offers no end?

Realationship
It’s so exhausting keeping everything perfect, everything like it always was Everything feels like its crumbling in front of me, like it’s beyond me, like nothing can be done I’m tired of trying to salvage something that is probably doomed anyhow I’m sick of feeling lonely, and so angry and so lost all the time What other promises can we make that haven’t already been said? You’ll say you’ll change and I do to but it all stays the same So where do we stand, where are we going, is there anything left to mend? Is this the end, is it the beginning, are we starting all over again?

This
I’m sick of being treated like a reject Like a bitch Like an illegitimate one I’m tired of being treated like I’m no one Like I’m nothing Like I’m in this alone I can’t believe I’m letting you do this Letting you treat me like this Letting you leave me standing here alone I hate this I can’t stand this I’m so sick of this I don’t know if I can do this anymore

Ode To A Lost Friend
You loved me, I ignored you You cared for me, I pushed you aside You looked up to me and I let you down I should have treated you like my child Then you were gone in an instant Left you to strive on you own In a world above the clouds In a world far from home I’m to blame for your actions I’m to blame for what you’ve done Its not you true nature I caused this, I’m the one Do you look down on me and still love me like you like you once did? Do look down and still wag your tail with joy? I look up towards you and I’m filled with regret I’ll finally tell you that I love you my furry little boy.

Blackest Coal
Existing as nothing but flesh and bone No soul those eyes that are as black as coal Nothing about him is realm he just a puppet of your mind Just another thing to taunt you when things sour Just another person to lock you up and never let you out Just another object that shatters your reflection Never letting you see what’s behind the eyes of coal

Life's Reality
Sentenced to damnation for my so called sins Life is fleeting and it’s our own mistakes that kill Nothing is right, nothing is fair, nothing is forever but death’s cold stare Nothing can hold us to life’s spinning orb Nothing ever remains but our bone and our soul So take it all in, this may be your last day It can end in a second, it can may all fade away

Past
Far away demons come back to haunt my mind They’re ripping and tearing and shattering time I’m plagued again by the same old fears They come back to destroy me after so many years The pretend to be kind just to lure you in Then they turn evil and kill your soul again

Another New Blogging Spot
how many times am i gonna change my place of blogging?? well hell, its not my fault that my work blocked myspace, and its not my fault that LJ is kinda lame...but shit, i MUST blog. i start getting pissed if i havent done a blog in awhile. so this site seems pretty cool...it actually is way better than myspace. and of course its better than LJ. i wonder how many places people will follow me to read my blogs?? we'll see. i cant wait to go home and eat tacos, cause i swear to god i'm STARVING.

Ostriches: Hating The World
that, my friends, is a face of anger...a face of an ostrich. these creatures are bizarre little sideshows of nature...a large bird with a long neck and a small, angry lookin' face. what exactly makes these creatures tick? why do they always look so angry? i'll tell you why they always look so angry...i'll tell you good. if you are one of the few who can't see the anger and hate in the face of an ostrich, then you are either blind, a fool, or a blind fool. ostriches are devoured by anger. they're somewhat like feathered pinatas...except instead of delicious candy, the little jerkfaces are filled with hate. i dunno about you, but in my opinion hate isn't nearly as delicious as candy. oddly enough, though, pinatas are part of the reason why ostriches are so angry, i think. you see, friends, in the olden days, back in milan, italy, where ostriches once roamed freely, children would capture the ostriches, string them up, and hang them slightly above the ground...they would then grab b

Come On Break My Heart Again
ok i have been trying to be strong about this all. first off for you guys that dont know what happend... i was engaged. well it was actually about the 5th time someone asked me to marry them. i know my life is fucked up right lol. anyways he was another asshole hiding in sheeps clothing. i gave him my everything. i would have done anything to make him happy. but all i got in return from him was a few nice happy days that i still treasure but alot of pain and heartache. he cheated, lied, abused me, and used me. right now as far as i know he is still in prison but he was suppose to get out the day before my birthday, dec 17th. i am a bundle of nerves because i dont know if he is going to come back after me. i love him alot. but he came after me one night and i called 911 and got him thrown first in jail then prison. who knows where he is. his whore the little 18 year old girl that he was fucked on the side was suppose to pick him up from the bus station after he got out maybe she will ke

Where Is The Love???
I wonder what happened to the art of romance where you just wanted to go to a nice restaraunt,out to the movies,or take a nice stroll at the park & other things?It seems like these days all they want is drama & want someone who will mistreat them & cheat on them.Sometimes I can't understand why the good-looking girls get with these guys that will hit them & that will cheat on them?I know guys that have good girlfriends of wives & they go with 5 or 10 different women on the side?I be like;why the hell don't they give them to me because I know how to treat them right.I just don't know what happened to romance these days because everybody is out for self & just pulling the wool over your eyes.My true love is out there somewhere & im not going to give up hope.

My Life
How does one keep there life together when it has been torn a part so many times. that is what has happened to me i keep trying to put my life together and just when i think i have BAM the rug is pulled out from under me yet again all started when my husband of 13 years decideds he wants to cheat then he leaves my oldest son becomes involved with the wrong people because of his father leaving so he goes to live with his father bye my choice not his which was heart breaking and now my youngest son who has been my strentgh the past 7 years all of a sudden comes to me and tells me mom i want to go live with dad he tells me this just 20 minutes before his dad shows up to take him. so now I must start all over again 1 bye getting my thoughts together then 2 finding a new place to live because with out him here there is not enough money to keep my house and 3 finding some one to take my 2 dogs unless i can find some where that aloows pets welll I took enough of every ones time but reall

Letter From Santa
Another Letter from Santa Dear ya'll I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve your area on Christmas Eve. Because of recent changes in my union contract renegotiated by North American Elves Local 209, I now serve only eastern Canada, certain areas of Wisconsin and the Michigan Upper Peninsula. However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with my replacement, my third cousin by my first wife, from the South Pole, Bubba Claus. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls, but there are a few differences between us, such as: * There is no danger of a Grinch's stealing presents from Bubba Claus, who has a gun rack in his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson." * Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC and pork skins on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He does dip a little snuff, though, s

This Is Really Good
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. ... When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. ... And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person, it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead. You've got to know when it's over. Let me tell you something. I've got the gift of good-bye. It's the tenth spiritual gift, I believe in good-bye. ... And if it takes too much sweat I don't need it. Stop begging people to stay. Let them go!! If you are holding on to something that doesn't belong to you and was never intended for your life, then you need to ...LET IT GO!!! If you are holding on to past hurts and pains ... LET IT GO!!! If someone can't treat you r

15 More Reasons Santa Must Be Female
The Top 15 *Other* Signs Santa Claus is Actually a Woman: 15. Santa *remembers* it's Christmas. 'Nuf said. 14. Reads children's letters in office instead of in bathroom. 13. Never explains what exactly you did to deserve that coal in your stocking; if you have to ask, maybe that's the problem! 12. Employs little people in a sweatshop and co-hosts TV talk show, "Regis and Santa Lee." 11. Despite the closet full of red coats with big black belts, *still* insists she has nothing to wear on Christmas Eve. 10. "Mrs. Claus" wears work boots, has a crew cut, and drives a '68 El Camino. 9. A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice. 8. Actually seems to shake like TWO bowls full of jelly. 7. Bowl full of jelly, my ass. It's water retention. 6. Constantly whining about equality until it's time to clean out the reindeer stalls. 5. Matching shoes and belt? Only a woman would accessorize a pantsuit like that! 4. No guy would ever

Interesting.
So I was talking to one of my sisters on the phone ealier about something that me and my other sisters and bff were emailing about on line today and about something that I really wanna try. I told her I would eventually ask someone if I could do it and she told me she really didn't need all that information. I don't know i KNOW it sounds freaky as hell but damn it I wanna do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Torturing Santa
Torturing Santa Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit! Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa." Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him

Poetr(y((razor)))
YOU"RE A FRIEND ABOVE THE REST. A FRIEND WHOM I CALL THE BEST. TELLING A STORY OF HOW WE MET. IN A MBL CHAT ROOM ON THE NET. ROOM 158 WAS PUT TO SHAME. BY LADY KAOS AND THE GAME. A CHAT ROOM FULL IDIOTS WE LOVED TO DISS. AFTER A FEW PM"S YOU ENDED UP ON MY LIST. YOU LEARNED I WASNT LIKE SASSY OR HER CREW. I CAME REAL OR NOT AT ALL JUST LIKE YOU. IN CONFERENCES WE TEASED A FEW DICKS. THEN CAME JAKE WHO WAS A MAJOR PRICK. THE FUCKER HURT YOU WITH HIS EVIL WAYS. I PLANNED A WAR SO THAT HE WOULD PAY. BUT I MET SOMEONE AND FELL IN LOVE TOO. WHEN MY HEART WAS BROKEN I TURNED TO YOU. I WAS A ANGEL WITH BROKEN WINGS. IN OFFLINES SONGS TO ME YOU WOULD SING. KNOWING EACH OTHER ITS NEARLY 2 YEARS. WE SHARED OUR HOPES, DREAMS AND FEARS. HOW DO I GIVE THIS POEM A END? BY TELLING YOU, YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND...... WRITTEN BY LADY OF KAOS 4 Miss Razorblad3_kizz

God Vs. Nietzsche...
"God is dead." ~ Friederich Nietzsche "Nietzsche is dead." ~ God "Yeah, real mature, God." ~ Nietzsche "I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you." ~ God "Well then you're an awesome and cool philosopher who gets all the ladies. Nyah." ~ Nietzsche "Oh, that doesn't count." ~ God "Hey, don't call it if you can't stand the fact that I found a loophole." ~ Nietzsche "It's not a loophole, it's retarded." ~ God "If I had a gun I'd shoot you." ~ Nietzsche "Too bad I have a bulletproof vest" ~ God "Yeah well my bullets go through bullet proof vests." ~ Nietzsche "Nuh-uh, my vests made of titanium and nothing goes through titanium." ~ God "Well then I'd shoot you with a laser that melts the titanium and then kills you." ~ Nietzsche "No way, this is special unmeltable titanium, you can't melt it." ~ God "Yes I can, my laser has infrared, and like, ultraviolet light combined that melts even unmeltable titanium." ~ Nietzsc

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Poetry((sex))
To the room we go. All to put on a show. You said wassup. I said what ever. Then pulled out my whip made of leather. I took off your clothes finaly. Then made you get on your hands and knees. I felt your body up and down. Then desided it was time to bound. I took your arms and legs and restrained them to the bed. And even tied a gag around your head. You couldnt make a sound but threw your eyes i saw your soul. As you could only lie there like a lump of coal. With that look in your eyes said to me. Take me to my extacy. I started to lick your neck and chest. Then stopped to fondel my own breast. I looked @ you and gave my tounge a flick. Then worked my way down to your dick. As i pumped it in and out. I could hear your inner voices scream and shout. The mood was getting good and set. The thought of me dominating you made me wet. You gave me that look like you were ready to blow. I slapped your chest and told you i will tell you when to go. I flipped

Santa Is A Man
Santa Is A Man In reference to "Santa is a woman" Santa is a man. It is precisely because Christmas is an "organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal" that Santa has to be a man. Delegation... that's the key. Just imagine if a woman was trying to delegate all of those tasks and obligations to her underlings. Christmas would be as ambiguous as the spring equinox. Nobody would know what day of the year we were going to celebrate it on. It takes a man to organize a commercial event as huge as Christmas. What with the ads, the parades, the football, and (usually) the basketball, the sheer immensity of the task would overwhelm most females. We'd have to plan football schedules around lunch instead of the other way around. Or worse yet... there might not be any football at all. (Shudder) That's a scary thought. If Santa was a female, the toys might never be delivered. It would take a she Santa until New Year's Eve to get dressed (for the third time) and out

Santa Is A Woman
Santa Is A Woman I think Santa Claus is a woman.... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. It's as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they - with amazing calm - call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me it's an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, every

Five Variable Love Profile
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is mediu

Companies Running Christmas
If Companies Ran Christmas If IBM ran Christmas... They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing. Receiving presents would take about 24-36 hours of mainframe processing time. If Microsoft ran Christmas... Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn't have to take the tree, but you still have to pay for it anyway. Ornament/95 would weigh 1500 pounds (requiring a reinforced steel countertop tree), draw enough electricity to power a small city, take up 95% of the space in your living room, would claim to be the first ornament that uses the colors red/green together. It would interrogate your other decorations to find out who made them. Most everyone would hate Microsoft ornaments, but nonetheless would buy them since most of the other tree types wouldn't work with their hooks. If Apple ran Christmas... It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, a

Poetry
((( angels)) A angel thats lost her sight. A angel thats lost her flight. A angel thats lost her wings. A angel that longs to sing. In the sky where she belongs. Blessing the world with her heavenly songs. The world around her is already dead. The halo starts to vanish from her head. She sacrifices imortality only for them. Then feels what it"s like to be born with sin. She sheds tears of sorrow for the human race. Then kneels before god to take her in there place. She knows of his blessings from above. Cause in her lifetime she was shown true love.

Letter #9
Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get into our home? Love, Marky Dear Mark, First stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window. Sweet dreams, Santa

The Concerned Mother
A man and wife were driving late one night when they were flagged down by a woman that appeared to be hurt. She claimed she'd been in an accident and her baby was alive but trapped in the car. The man told her to wait with his wife and he'd see what he could do. He got to the car and found a couple obviously dead in the front seat but a baby crying in a carseat. He cut the baby loose and returned to his own car. When he got there his wife was alone, he asked her where the woman had went and she replied that she'd followed him to the wreck. He left the baby with his wife and went back to the car to find her. When he got there he realized the woman who'd been instantly killed in the front seat had been the one who'd flagged him down.

Letter #8
Dear Santa, I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE, PLEASE could I have one? Love, Timmy Dear Timmy, That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again. Santa

Letter #7
Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa

Letter #6
Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know. Santa

Letter #5
Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of Scotch. Santa

Reindeer Games
The Top 15 Reindeer Games 15. Strip poker with Santa's granddaughter 14. Attach the Mistletoe to Santa's Ass 13. Spin the Salt Lick 12. Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers 11. Moose or Dare 10. Flying into the "No Fly Zone" over Iraq just to watch Saddam do a slow burn and Santa dampen his Depends 9. Bait-and-Shoot Elmo 8. The Annual Turn-Frosty-Yellow-from-50-Paces Contest 7. Scare the Holy Crap Out of the Airline Pilot 6. Convince the Elves to Eat "Raisinets" 5. Pin the Tail on Santa's Big Fat Animal-Abusing Ass 4. Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen 3. Elf Tossing 2. Sniff the Tail on the Donkey and the Number 1 Reindeer Game... 1. The "Rudolph the Shitfaced Reindeer" Drinking Game

Letter #4
Dear Santa, I want a new bike, a Playstation 3, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. Love, Francis Dear Francis, Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays. I bet you're gay. I'll set you up with a Barbie. Santa

Yes, Another Rant
What is it when people call that thry don't leave messages? Am I the only one that finds that odd? It's not only friends either, sales folk, random telemarketing calls, work folk. If you're going to call you should leave a message. If it's not important enough for a message.....why call??!! I guess I'm offcially getting old. The little things seem to bug more now than ever. Like useless, hollow conversation....I can't stand small talk. People that seem to think throwing pity parties for themselves qualifies as a career, People that are content to sit and drift. Yep....getting old, where's my damm remote...lol

Letter #3
Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me send you some Legos instead. Santa

The Crash
A young girl had decided to sneak out of the house to go to a party her protective parents wouldn't allow her to go to. While she was there she hooked up with a guy she liked and they went to a local make-out spot. The guy was drinking heavily and when he got too demanding she insisted on him taking her back to the party. On the way back they crashed into another vehicle. When the girl awoke in the hospital she knew she was dying, she was told that they guy she'd been with had died in the accident and so had the couple in the other car. She begged a nurse to tell her parents that she was very sorry she'd disobeyed them, the nurse just looked at her. After the girl died another nurse asked why she hadn't said anything with the teen had asked her to give the message to her parents. The nurse said, "I didn't know what to say, the people in the other car were her parents."

Letter #2
Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa

Letter #1
Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Love, Santa

The Tragedy Of Chautauqua County December 1997
The Tragedy Of Chautauqua County by Dr. William Pierce A few weeks ago we were treated to yet another case of a Black sexual predator with AIDS infecting as many White girls as possible with his lethal disease by having sex with them. Nushawn Williams, a small-time drug dealer, car thief, armed robber, and would-be "rap artist," liked to take the bus from his Brooklyn, New York, neighborhood to Chautauqua County in the mostly White, western part of New York state and find young White girls to seduce. He had sex with a large number of White schoolgirls in the county, some as young as 13, and infected many of them with the AIDS virus. When AIDS cases began showing up among schoolgirls in the county, public health officials became alarmed. They didn't tell the police what they knew about the Black AIDS carrier who had been infecting the girls, however, because the homosexual lobby, which is politically very powerful in New York, had persuaded the legislature to pass a law making it i

Good News
well today has been a pritty good day..it is 5:45pm jeni is sitting on the couch watching csi, which i am peaking over my sholder and watching as well...Sean has gotten into candy and has his toys taken away..the only problem with this solution is that he keeps coming out into the living room when he is not supposed to. Well anyways enough about them..now me...For the last six months i have been without my baby david..I miss him soo Much (my boyfriend) he is in iowa with his family and he doesn't wanna be down there anymore and all i wanna do is go down there and bring him back home...but i can't afforde the gas right now...I have been a nanny for three months now and i am honestly surrpised i have not gone insane yet...but oh well i don't wanna go to the nut house...lol i had an interview today with buckle(clothing store) in the rochester mall i honestly think i didn't get the job but that is ok i really want to work at Rochester Medical center. Make more money and be able to get

12 Days Of Christmas
Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Meadow, Col. December 14 Dearest John: I went to the door today and the postman delivered a Partridge in a Pear Tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift! I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and devotion, Agnes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Meadow, Col. December 15 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine - Two Turtle Doves! I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Avenue Beaver Meadow, Col. December 16 Dearest John: Oh, aren't you the extravagant one! Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity - Three French Hens! They are just delightful, but I must in

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Poetry
(((CLOSURE))) A LOVERS HEART. RIPPED ALL APART. A LOVERS DREAM. RIPPED AT THE SEAM. HER HEART SHE LOCKS DOWN. AND RETURNS HER FROWN. INSIDE GIVES THE NEED TO CRY. BUT SHE WONT ALLOW HIM THAT HIGH. A FOOL FOR THINKING HE WAS THE ONE. JUST LIKE THE REST IT WAS ONLY FUN. FOR HIM SHE WOULD HAVE GIVEN HER LIFE. HE STABED HER HEART JUST LIKE A KNIFE. NOTHING MATTER BUT THE MOMENTS WITH HIM. DREAMING SHE CAN RELIVE IT OVER AGAIN. HOW COULD IT HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT A LIE. WHEN THERE WAS FIRE OF PASSION IN THERE EYES. HE TOOK HER LOVE AND PLAYED IT LIKE A GAME. ALL FOR WHAT TO CLAIM IT LIKE FAME. ANOTHER LESSON SHE LEARNED THE HARD WAY. SHE LIFTS HER HEAD TO GO ON ANOTHER DAY. KNOWING IT WAS ALL WORTH THE WHILE. SO SHE ENDS THIS WITH NOTHING BUT A SMILE.. WRITTEN BY LADY OF KAOS

As I Was Reminded Earlier...
by my mom... Today is the last day of Fall.... Tommorrow is the first day of Winter...Altho with the fluky weather we all have been having you would think Winter started back in September in some places... Its the reason for the season....Barf..

Dear Santa
Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ************************************************************************ Dear Santa, I've been a good girl all year & the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa ********************************************************************* Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas I'd like for my mommy & daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Your dad's banging the babysitter lik

Shopping Done. Shit, Now I Have To Wrap.
Got the kids done with one stop at Toys "R" Us. Ordered obscure movies for hubby online. Got gag gifts for my brother at www.stockroom.com. ("Woof" and the wiggly rubber dog tail are the best gag gifts to date.) Also picked out a Christmas surprise for hubby there. Now I get to clean. *Notice this is me stalling.* Guess I could make some cookies.

Please Show Jt A Little Love!!
PIMPING JT'S BLOG!!!I am asking my friends, family and fans to stop in and rate my friend JT's blog so click the link and go show him some love PLEASE!! thanks in advance! JT's BLOG!!!!

For My Retired Friends
My aunt sent this to me and I just had to share... What Retired People Do all Day Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing me a ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. I suggested he should try stool softeners to improve his attitude. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first! I offered him a hemorrhoid suppository, suggesting it might help him fit his head in there. He started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I

The Christmas Present
One day, close to Christmas, Cathy was gift-shopping with her friend. On the way to their 3rd mall that day, Cathy accidentally hit a cat on the road. She hated to leave it their to be squished by and other drivers, so she got out, took one of the empty JC Penney bags and put the cat in (she covered in tissue paper first). Then she put it in the trunk and continued on her way. Once they got to the mall, Cathy and her friend got out to rearange the bags. She took out the JC Penney bag with the cat and put it on the ground until she was situated. When she turned back to get the bag, she saw a lady walking quickly towards the mall with the bag in her hand. Cathy and her friend knew what would happen, so they quietly followed her into the mall, but stayed back so they wouldn't be detected. They followed her into a restaraunt where she sat down and ordered food. Cathy did the same while her friend was in the bathroom. Finally, she saw the woman take the JC Penney bag and look inside.

Ok Yall I Fucked Up
and im really really really sorry, i would never purposely try to lie about someone it turns out that they were doing maintinence on his site at the time. he didnt have anyone blocked and i feel super bad so just know that i was wrong adoniss contest is not rigged i just jumped the gun Beth

So..
So...I had turned off the top photos on my homepage but decided to turn them on again. Nothing has changed, nothing like some cam whore's legs spread so the world can see. I know some of you like that, but man...It bothers me to see that. Its one thing to have private photos hidden in a private folder(you all know i do) but when they are out there for everyone and their dog to see thats just too much. Not everyone needs to see your cooter!!

Ralph The Rooster!
A farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named Ralph. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem." Well, Ralph the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Ralph. The farmer takes Ralph home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. "Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle. Ralph seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and Ralph takes off like a shot. WHAM! Ralph nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that, the farmer hears a commotion

As I Mature!
This tells it all...LOL! I've learned that you can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care some people are just azzholes. I've learned that is takes years to build trust and only suspicion, not proof to destroy it. I've learned that you can only get by on charm for about 15 minutes, after that you better have a big willy or huge boobs. I've learned that you should never compare yourself to others -- they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that you can keep throwing up long after you think you've finished. I've learned that we are all responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,passion fades and there had better be alot of money to take it's place. I've learned that 99% of the time if something in your house isn't working right one of your kids did it. I've learn

What The Fuck Ever.
You know what. Some of you all are a real piece of work. To think that I could count on you all. Pffft! There is a select few, that I will do anything for, within my cherry powers. You all know who you are, and I will be sure to return mad love to you all. To the rest of you all...Be warned - i'm deleting a lot of people at the beginning of the year. i'm tired of the empty promises and the losers that will not even lift a fuckin finger to help someone out - but expect me to bust my ass to help you . well NO MORE.

My Fucked Up World
MONDAY WAS HELL, I HAD THE LOCAL POLICE DEPT. BARGE IN TO MY HOUSE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING.AND DCFS AND SEIZE MY COMPUTER CAUSE I HAVE PUSSY PICS ON IT. MY EX HUSBAND HAD CALLED AND SAID I WAS PUTTING MY KIDS IN DANGER BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO USE A VIBRATOR FOR SELF GRATIFICATION.MY CHILDREN HAVE NEVER SEEN IT OR SEEN ME USE IT.BUT THE POLICE SEEN IT FIT TO REMOVE MY PROPERTY WITHOUT A WARRANT AND TREAT ME LIKE A PRISONER IN MY HOME,I WAS WATCHED EVEN TAKING A FUCKING PISS IN MY HOUSE.MY BABY WAS JERKED OUT OF MY ARMS BY THE POLICE OFFICER AND HAS HAD NIGHTMARES EVERY SINCE.I FINALLY GOT MY COMPUTER BACK TODAY AND THE POLICE APPOLOGIZED.NO APPOLOGY CAN TAKE AWAY WHAT ME AND MY KIDS JUST LIVED THROUGH.WHERE IS THERE JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD?? HOW CAN A WOMAN HAVE A LIFE WITH AN EX LIKE I HAVE?

Random Meets Specific
Since this project started I have had trouble being specific for what I wanted and needed, its just the way I am, I have always loved randomness and hoped it worked that way, anyway when I met Susan Forgie last week the ball started rolling. I met up with her again tonight and she is great at being specific and writing etc, also she is organising a meeting with the guy from Machinima which is way cool so cant wait for that. Anyway we discussed allsorts and she is going to help me develop this properly. And to top it off when I got in Mel who said he would help me find the funds for the posters had emailed me a phone number saying that Steve is going to sort me out with them, so tomorrow cant come fast enough. anyway plenty good things afoot and plotting and scheming continues, I am really excited now and i have no clue how I am going to get to sleep now

Bondage
Saw this on a friend's bulletin (yay Harleyandheels) and had to took it. Yes, I am into bondage, but let me share a little of what bondage is about before you cast your judgement. Bondage is about absolute trust. It's about going to a level of intimacy beyond anything you've ever experienced before. It's about giving yourself so completely to another human being that you abandon all sense of self and just lose yourself in them. Bondage is not just leather and chains and being all trussed up like a steer at a rodeo. Those things are for people who like S&M as well as bondage. For the rest of us, there are padded handcuffs, ribbons and silk ropes. These things are designed to enhance pleasure and stimulation. Most of them are easy to get out of if you start to feel uncomfortable. It's all about the tease, and pushing your senses to the limit. We're so busy in today's world, and so used to instant gratification, that we've lost the art of foreplay. It'

The Corpsman's Christmas Poem
The Corpsman's Christmas Poem "'Twas the night before Christmas as I flew o'er the Marine Base, when I spied a young man who seemed out of place. His eyes showed compassion, his hair a bit long, but his head was held high and his body was strong. His air was confident, his uniform smart, but what impressed me most was the size of his heart. For he embodied honor, one of this country's best, and the words U.S. NAVY showed large on his chest. As I stood there in wonder and gazed into his eyes, the words that he spoke took me quite by surprise. "What's wrong Santa, haven't you ever seen a sailor before?" I sensed something special and longed to know more. "To be honest, this field thing wasn't part of my plan, but God didn't give me a boat or tin can." The words he spoke next surprised me all the more, "But I'm as proud of my Navy as I am of the Corps!" "Don't worry Santa, that I'm a sailor you see, for when a Marine goes down they will still call on me. The

Belleau Wood
Belleau Wood Oh, the snowflakes fell in silence over Belleau Wood that night For a Christmas truce had been declared By both sides of the fight As we lay there in our trenches The silence broke in two By a German soldier singing A song that we all knew Though I did not know the language The song was "Silent Night" Then I heard my buddy whisper, "All is calm and all is bright" Then the fear and doubt surrounded me "Cause I'd die if I was wrong But I stood up in my trench And I began to sing along Then across the frozen battlefield Anothers voice joined in Until one by one each man became A singer of the hymn Then I thought that I was dreaming For right there in my sight Stood the German soldier 'Neath the falling flakes of white And he raised his hand and smiled at me As if he seemed to say Here's hoping we both live To see us find a better way Then the devil's clock struck midnight And the skies lit up again And the battlefield where heave

A Marines Christmas
"THE SOLDIERS NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS" “Merry Christmas, My Friend” by LCpl James M Schmidt, USMC, 1986 Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a

Please Help Me Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE HELP ME OUT. I'VE HAD A REALLY REALLY BAD DAY TODAY, AND I'M 1400+ POINTS OUT OF THIRD PLACE. I'D REALLY LIKE TO GET AT LEAST THAT MUCH....PLEASE HELP ME OUT, IT WILL MAKE MY DAY JUST A LIL BIT WARMER AND HAPPIER.. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COMMENT YOUR ASSES OFF - AND TELL A FRIEND TO PLEASE PLEASE HELP. I NEED IT. THANKS.

Red Bleeder
I been at Stu for a good eight months to do an immortal ego for himself, but he didnt have a name for it and we tried so hard, anyway the other day we were having a chat on the phone and he told me of how his dad reminded of him of the Biggles character from the world war movies, anyway he came up with the name and had the image in his head, rock on Stu ya nutter this is the first rough draft

Great Text!
I'll protect you from the hooded claw Keep the vampires from your door Feels like fire I'm so in love with you Dreams are like angels They keep bad at bay-bad at bay Love is the light Scaring darkness away-yeah I'm so in love with you Purge the soul Make love your goal The power of love A force from above Cleaning my soul Flame on burn desire Love with tongues of fire Purge the soul Make love your goal I'll protect you from the hooded claw Keep the vampires from your door When the chips are down I'll be around With my undying, death-defying Love for you Envy will hurt itself Let yourself be beautiful Sparkling love, flowers And pearls and pretty girls Love is like an energy Rushin' rushin' inside of me This time we go sublime Lovers entwine-divine divine Love is danger, love is pleasure Love is pure-the only treasure I'm so in love with you Purge the soul Make love your goal The power of love A force from above Cleaning my soul The power of

I Needed Ur Grandma Cuz I'm Cool Like That. ( Doh!)
Body: Pick the month you were born in 1 - I ran over 2 - I killed 3 - I needed 4 - I raped 5 - I killed 6 - I cuddled with 7 - I ran naked with 8 - I slept with 9 - I stabbed 10 - I licked 11 - I banged 12- I smoked Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - ur grandma 02 - the kool-aid man 03 - a horse 04 - a pornstar 05 - your mom 06 - you 07 - a bag of weed 08 - a prostitute 09 - a toothbrush 10 - a jew 11 - a homo 12 - the trojan man 13 - Paris Hilton 14 - a whore 15 - a cat 16 - a pickle 17 - a mexican 18 - a bisexual 19 - a dog 20 - an orange 21 - a crackhead 22 - a bowl of cereal 23 - a easter egg 24 - my ex 25 - a condom 26 - a jar of honey 27 - a lesbian 28 - a homeless guy 29 - a french fry 30 - your dealer 31 - a stripper Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - Because thats how i roll Black - because im sexy Pink - Because the lil people told me to Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Blue - because I'm cool l

Another Day In The Shit
well i just got in from shoping for x-mas presents.what a freaking mad house makes you whant to go postal the people in the mall are getting so rude you just whant to slap them in the head and the traffic is so unreal id like to find a great womman and run off to the beach till its all over.but i cant got to do the dad thing spend time with them while i can they are getting to big and got there own things going on there the only reason im here.got to hit the road again on the 26 th.head to cal.by for now got to go to walmart what the hell...

Need Some Help From My Friends
I still need votes in the Christmas Contest.....multiple comments are welcomed! Please go show me some love.... I will return the favor for you if and when you are in a contest. Thanks. Click my picture to vote! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Lord Of The Dance
Lord of the Dance She danced on the water and the wind was her horn The Lady laughed, and everything was born And when she lit the sun, the light gave him birth The Lord of the Dance first appeared on the earth. Chorus: Dance, dance, wherever you may be "I am the Lord of the Dance," said he. "I’ll live in you if you’ll live in me And I’ll lead you all in the Dance," said he. I dance in the circle when the flames leap up high I dance in the fire and I never, ever die I dance in the waves of the bright summer sea For I am the Lord of the wave’s mystery. [Chorus] I sleep in the kernel and I dance in the rain I dance in the wind and through the waving grain And if you cut me down I care nothing for the pain In the spring, I’m the Lord of the Dance once again. [Chorus] The Lord and the Lady cast a sound `cross the plain The birds took the notes, and gave them back again `Til the sound of her music was a song in the sky And to that song there is on

If You Love Who You Are Wsith Dont Play With Their Heads, This Is What Happens
Girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings... Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call. Boy: Yeah okay. Sure. She walks into the next room. Girl: Hey! What's up? Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early. Girl: Yeah, sounds great! Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now. Girl: That's not such a good idea... Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not? Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry. Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...? In her head she yells, SHIT! Throws clothes back on quickly. Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family. Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort? The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the hallway. Goes downsta

Quit Smoking
I HAVE FINNALY QUIT SMOKING. I WENT TO BED LAST NIGHT AND WOKE UP AND ALL DAY EVEN RIGHT NOW AT LETS SEE 6:08 MY CHEST IS HURTING AND MY LUNGS HURT. I AM ONLY 19 YRS OLD A SOLDIER AND I DO A LOT OF OTHER THINGS ON THE SIDE FOR A LOT OF EXTRA MONEY AND I DO PHYSICAL AND MASSAGE THERAPY. WELL NOW I HAVE FINNALY QUIT SMOKING AFTER 4 YRS OF SMOKING ATLEAST ALMOST 5 PACKS A DAY. WETHER ITS MARLBORO 100'S OR FILTERLESS CAMELS FULL FLAVOR OR WHATEVER EVEN NASTY ASS MENTHOLS. ARGHARGHARGHARGH MENTHOL NASTIEST CIGGS YOU CAN FUCKING HAVE MAN I MEAN GOD DAMN THEIR NASTY. WELL IM DONT SMOKING. I JUST HOPE I DONT PICK UP MY BIOLOGICAL FATHERS ALCOHOLISM.

Who Cares??
Did Anyone Ever Tell You, Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Did Anyone Ever Tell You Many Times, When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine . Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Like You Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You I HOPE I GET THIS BACK I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!! Don't be confused by friends and acquaintances, there is a difference! Because I care about you, It's national care week. and you get to send messages to all your friends telling them that you care about them and make them feel good about themselves and if they write back .. (just once) then that means that they care about you too. BUT, you have to send

Xmas Survey Take 2
For my Friends! Post your answers on my blog as a comment! Just copy and paste! 'Tis the Season to be NICE! 1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? 2. Real tree or artificial? 3. When do you put up the tree? 4. When do you take the tree down? 5. Do you like eggnog? 6. Favorite gift received as a child? 7. Do you have a nativity scene? 8. Hardest person(s) to buy for? 9. Easiest person to buy for? 10. Worst Christmas gift you ever received: 11. Mail or email Christmas cards? 12. Favorite Christmas Movie? 13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? 14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? 15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? 16. Clear lights or colored on the tree? 17. Favorite Christmas carol? 18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? 19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? 20. Angel on the tree top or a star? 21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? 22. Most annoying thing about this tim

My Feelings For You
I sometimes lay in bed at night and think of you and i cant believe how fast your making my dreams come true. it's unbelievable how i've fallin in love with you so fast and all i do is hope and pray it will last. so many questions are floating in my head things that i think about when i lie in bed. how did i get the chance to find some one so great was this just my luck or is this actually fate? but all that really matters is that we're together and it wont be just a fling it'll be forever. everything i've said i meant from the bottom of my heart i love you baby, and nothing will tear us apart.

Till Death Do We Part
A newly married couple, let's just call them Billy and Mable, had bought a house in Maine. They disregarded the stories told to them about the house by the realtor about the house being haunted by an insane serial killer and moved in. Mable frequently complained about the feeling that someone was touching her in the night, and Billy resolved to stay up the whole night and see who was doing it. True to his word, Billy stayed up the whole night. He just didn't stay in the room. Around midnight, he was gripped by the feeling of an overwhelming thirst. He went downstairs to the kitchen to get a glass of water. Before he could get a glass, he heard the most horrible screaming from Mable's room. Billy rushed upstairs and screamed himself. Mable's mutilated corpse was strewn in various places around the bed. Billy rushed downstairs and called the police. Several nights later, Billy was sleeping peacefully. Until around midnight. Again feeling very thirsty, he went downstairs and got a gla

I Found You...
My heart was broken Many times before But I never stoped So it broke some more Everytime I try to love My heart was up high But it always break somehow Whenever somebody says goobye But then that faithful day came The day you came to my life I knew you were the perfect one I will marry and be my wife Now that were together We will never be apart Cause you picked up the pieces Of my broken heart The faithful day I will never forget Is the day that still stays true A day is very special to me The day I found you!

♥my Heart♥
My heart is so tender So fragile so caring If I trust it with you Would that be so daring? My heart needs someone Who will treat it right Let emotions take their course And not put up a fight. It has been broken So many times in the past Now what it needs Is someone to heal it and fast. Could you be as gentle As it needs you to be I think you could But I’ll just wait and see. Just promise that you won’t hurt it Or break it once more And I’ll promise to care for you Like no one ever has before. I have so much to offer To that one person I can trust But first you have to make that promise And that is a must.

The Day I Fell In Love With You...
Lonely nights passed me by... and i thought i never had anything... but u came my way... and u gave me everything... time has passed us by... but we didn't realize anything... we talked all night... and that night we found everything... we saw something in each other... that would last a lifetime... and that night that we talked... i wanted to make u mine... there was something about u... so i just followed my heart... so i told u and u told me... and now nothing can tear us apart... u fell in love wit me... and i was there to catch u... all the promises and things i said... will forever be true... my heart tells me that u are the one... i want u to love me the way i love u... no one else comes close to u... no one makes me feel the way u do... everytime i hear your voice... my heart starts to beat fast... u mean everything to me... and i know this love will last... that night, that moment... it was special to the both of us... without each o

Sin Kiss
im on your list when the blood runs cold your lust is a bitter thing a sinner's kiss a tale untold little angels sing open wounds leave scars healing under the stars I cant believe you anymore inherit the flesh blackened eye white dress a little late for it all no use the damage is done feeling the need to run living this way isnt so bad i see your face in the crowd scream your name outloud when the blood runs cold again

Drunken Jesters Of The Night
The drunken jesters of the night once again filled thier empty lives with a drug induced world of wonder, that soon will fade and they will relize, it was just a night, a night as any other.

Mindless Ramblings
we live our lives day to day in a merky self made haze. useing this we fogg our eyes to the truths we wish not to know. wealthes of knowlage old gone and forgoten. mindless animals traind to live in society so far removed from what we are. a great expance past our relm of rational thought is waiting but still we dont want it. complicated lives scurring around in a race for nothingness and end, gohsts we all have always thier draging imiages from our pasts to life again, this life is what we have nothing more will be and we try to shut ourslfes inside our own minds to protect ourselfs from what we do not know when all that is needed is one thing, but what that is what we cant see.

Worlds Of Far Maybe Neer
sitting in silence i scream, my mind awakes in agony, ripped from a world not of ours but one of perfection and majesty, senses still numb and tingling form the reality in my head parting in such hast, longing lust of shadows crept through my head, though i know it will never be i still have my dream, a world where truly all are free and racicim and hatred shattered, broken like a mirror scatered, this world i long for in my heart, comeing back to reality my face chilled with the foul taste, glazed eyes peering through an open window restricted still by bars, would i if i could fly into the unknown relm of sefl knowladge and love, for theis are places i fear to tread, as many do, needing of something sweet by soured lies, romanticized burdens we carry with us, out into our cage, like a wild beast captured, our hearts are as they, knowing no way out we wonder around aimlessly just hopeing for a moment of sweet bliss that can only be bruoght on from the touch of ... FRIENDSHIP

True Highs A Drug For The Passionate
From the brow of a borrowed soul, pouring fourth the blood called sweat, spilt from the fatal blow when struck, dripping down my cheeks as tears. Now as has happened many years ago, now many years past brought forth the pain locked in the deapth of my heart, fear welling in my head, is it the fatal arrow wich has once more taken its furrious blow to mine life, or rather a lust from sin in hell. When i take her loveing gift is it a hope for a future or rather just a hole to phuck, her body soft and supple, her carress a gift of the gods, her kiss sweet and mellow, her mind ever expanding. I trust in her as a mate, loveing bliss something we dreamed as an unconsious world such as a "heavan", or was it all a blissfull trip with the drug flowing fiuriously thru my veins. No a drug indeed, but not the type of mortal woe, its a drug of love for as a gift blessed by saints hands could not compare

John Lennon Was Spyed On,
FBI releases final John Lennon files 12/20/2006 10:06 AM, AP The FBI has released its final surveillance documents on John Lennon to a university historian who has waged a 25-year legal battle to obtain the secret files. The 10 pages contain new details about Lennon's ties to leftist and anti-war groups in London in the early 1970s, but nothing indicating government officials considered the former Beatle a serious threat, historian Jon Wiener told the Los Angeles Times in Wednesday's editions. The FBI had unsuccessfully argued that an unnamed foreign government secretly provided the information, and releasing the documents could lead to diplomatic, political or economic retaliation against the United States. The newly released documents include a surveillance report stating that two prominent British leftists had courted Lennon in hopes that he would finance "a left-wing bookshop and reading room in London" but that Lennon gave them no money. Another page states that t

Computer Issues 2
Just a note to let everyone know I will not be online very much the next couple of days, if I'm able to get online at all. My soon to be ex-spouse decided not to pay the telephone bill, hence I have no Internet access!! I think the term is passive aggressive!! Yes, he lives, but not for long at this rate! I will try to get this all taken care of as soon as I can. This is my social life, such as it is, lol! If someone should need to get a message to me, leave that message with Stella. She and I talk and/or see each other every day! I already feel like I'm going through withdrawl and I don't like it, lol. I miss the contact! Love and hugs to all! Blessings to Everyone! If things get really crazy, I guess I'd better wish everyone a wonderful Holiday now! Blessed be!

My Curse And Pain!!!
For me Chrismas it the worst. I think I am stuck with the Cristmas curse!!! Every time it is the same every year. I spend thousands of dollars for holladay cheer. The person i am with eather engaged want too be with or married too runs away with fear. I dont know why and i may not understand, Maybe being alone is apart of God's big plan. I hope you'll remeber the good times. Cuz every time that i do it makes me feel bad. i wish that i could just lay down and die. but all i end up doing was to sit down and cry. My life is over I hope that you soon see, on how much you realy ment ot me!! I bend over backwords for everything that you say. Now all you do is push me away!! you took my heart and ripped it in two. Now in my life i dont know what to do. I loved you with all of my heart, but not i feel all torn apart. you will have to prove it to me to even Knock at my door, cuz i dont think i can trust you anymore! I will still talk if you give me a call, but I dont think that

Forever And Always
Forever and always is what you said.only then i didnt know you wre lying.you always told me youd never hurt me-I gave you everything so finally i let the walls down-I remember the day you Said always and forever and i actually believed you big fuckin mistake on my part-My heart broke into a millions of pieces and the tears came,but even now after it all i can still remember the words always and forever Sherry

I Make Copies...interested???
BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the ''Agreement'') is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006, by_______________________, between ____________ and ______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we dont have shit to talk about. 4. None of that ''lovemaking'' shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is No, so dont ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the ''backup,'' unless you are from out-of-town, then its only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparis

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
Subject : Christmas Carols for the Disturbed | | | Inbox 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Ji

Getting Screwed.
Today I am pissed off because two days ago I found out that I will be getting laid off at the end of the year. Here is an email exchange that intiated with the CEO. Ahmet, I have a question about the sale of the company. It was stated that each employee would get some type of percentage based on the sale price of the company after all creditors and liabilities were paid. Nobody here now seems to know anything about what was promised. Are employees going to get what we were promised so that nobody would quit during that furlough period or is all of it just gone away? Also, everyone else seems to have gotten an offer from Brocade and I am the one with the disheartening news and I am basically not told much about what I can expect from the package. I am not trying to be impatient, but it is very frustrating since I stayed around during the acquisition and I am not getting my questions answered. Regards, We’re working in getting your package complete. As of now y

In The Name Of Love
You held my hand, swept me away... Took me on a journey to a place far away. You look into my eyes, you looked into my heart, Walked into my soul, finding the perfect place to start. You brought the sun out, when the moon was high above, Did everything you knew, in the name of love. You lit up a fire deep in my thoughts, You planted a seed without soil in my heart. You caused a rose to grow, With thorns white as snow, as the petals bleed You gave me the most perfect gift you knew, Just by saying "I love you."

True Love
You say send me an angel I'll be there You say give me a hug My arms are open wide You say jump I ask how high You cry I give you my shoulder You laugh I smile You fall I'll catch you or fall with you You slow down I'll stop and wait You look at me I'm not lost anymore You speak I linger on your every word You leave I will follow You hide I'll search for you You look into my eyes I'll kiss you You give up hope I bring you back up You ask will you? I'll say yes You'll say forever I'll say through sickness and in health You say I love you I say Baby I love you more No matter what I'm there for you. Just say it and I'll do it. Love is a powerful thing! Use it to the fullest and never let it burn out. We can get through this together and forever

Love Is Like A Rose
Love is like a rose with gentle tender parts slowly it unfolds and develops in your heart It's beauty can't be tamed It's as wild as the wind words can never explain the feelings held within you could be cut by a thorn and your heart would tend to bleed sometimes it will be torn But inside is always a new seed There will always be a change and yet it grows and grows although it may seem strange love is like rose.

One Question About A Bullet.
I want to give up being a bullet I've been a bullet too long. I want to be an innocent coin. In the hand of a child. And be squeezed through the slot of a bubble-gum machine. I want to give up being a bullet. I've been a bullet too long. I want to be a good luck seed. Lying idle in somebody's pocket or some ordinary stone On the way of becoming an earring Or just lying there unknown among a crowd of other ordinary stones. I want to give up being a bullet.

Just Don't
Just don't... Don't tease me if you can’t please me Don’t tell me you love me if you don’t mean it Don't call me just because you’re bored DON'T JUDGE ME IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME Don't take me for granted because I’m not the one Don't talk sh*t if you ain’t about it Don't call me your friend when you’re really not

Poetry From A Teenager In The 90's
Splattered Blood on the walls. Never the weak survive. Hold my hand down the hall. Ready to take a dive.. Into the pool. of drained blood. In & Out of madness. If I could kill, and I would ,I'd bring you out of sadness. You need to die, once or twice, Again and again, if u try. Then I try to be nice. Just to listen to you lie... Never again bring on pain. With games in your head. Then I'm on. a higher plain. When I see you lie in bed. Although I want. us to work. Initiative is all yours. Because I don't want, you to hurt, As the sweat seeps from my pores

The Confused Wal-mart Employee
With just a few days before Christmas all the stores are bustling with excitement and noise. I was really lucky…I got in the checkout line behind a petite woman who was checking out with about a million toys, a few groceries, and a couple of personal items. Halfway through ringing the lady out a box of twenty-four regular “Tampax” refused to be scanned by the electronic eye. The cashier casually picked up the microphone and said. “Price check on register five, regular “Tampex”, box of twenty-four.” The lady turned blood red … in the face. (sorry) But the cashier just kept on ringing up the rest of the ladies merchandise. As the last item beeped it’s way through the laser red scanner the quiet customer leaned across the conveyor belt and said softly to the cashier, “The Tampex is kind of an emergency.” Again without a cognizant thought the cashier grabbed the microphone and yelled quite loudly, “We need that price check on register five.” And again this very polite lady

Call Waiting (pondering Religion)
Receiver to ear/ no one there but the tone /story of life /all the answers are your own /If there is a god.. do u think he has call waiting? If there is a god.. why does he leave us waiting? Patience brings understanding /just wait for the revelation/ 6 ft under and still waiting. doesn't he answer the phone? you wouldn't pick up if you weren't home and he's never home/ it's like the military hurry up and wait or a sunday morning hurry up your late/ if there is a god? Do You think he has call waiting?

Goodbye
Cheat This is about someone who did me wrong and deserves a heartache… You said that you loved me, That I was perfect in your eye, That I was your only, But that was a lie. You spill the same lines to her The ones you told me You’re playing the both of us It’s easy to see I see your crooked plan Just as plain as day I hate the way you’re treating me So I’m not going to stay I'll pack my bags and leave you Leave the abuse and all your lies Look at me for one last time And we'll say our goodbye's

Hope.
Hope is something you would wish. Hope is something you can try. Hope is something that can come true. A hope is sometjing that will never end. Hope is something that will make a person think. Hope is something you would imagine. Hope is like a game, a challenge, a competitor against you. A Hope is something that will never end. (C) Copyright. Angel

Idol Lies
The doors open, Close, then open again I see you at the entrance to the exit Eyes as bright as the moonlit sky Hair the color of the sun Earth, existence, Just begun Beauty, Beholder, Idol Lies Summer nights, Compromise Willful retreat beyond the unknown Masculine, feminine together thrown Into the ocean of madness, Pain Sea of red forever stained Thrusting in, then out, then in Work as one together win False intention, faking cries Like I said the Idol Lies

The White Lady Of Fonte' River
During the early Spanish colonial rule in the late 1600's on the island of Guam, there lived two newlyweds in the quiet hillside village of Maina. The couple, a Spanish officer and his Chamorro bride. Before marrying, the bride's husband was romantic, dashing and polite. But soon after their honeymoon, he became cruel and abusive. Every night the husband demanded fresh mountain stream water with his food and sent his wife to the small creek in the valley below to fetch his water. After a while, the woman actually began to enjoy her lonely walks and eventually it became a ritual that she looked forward to. Her favorite time was during the full moon when the moon's reflection shimmered across the surface of the moving creek like dancing stars, with the gentle wind whistling through the jungle foliage. Her husband soon began to notice that it took longer and longer for her return and became enraged. Then one stormy and rainy night on their first wedding anniversary and during a new

Picture Of Love...
In the moment our eyes meet, Blinded by a love so true. A passionate kiss that holds, A lifetime flame forever new. An intimate time in the stars, Nothing can break our spell. Soul mates know our meaning, Though others will never tell. To hold here next to my heart, A special picture of you and I. Everyday together as perfect, Until we have our place in the sky.

Again
Do I speak in some foreign tongue? Or don't you care about the things I say? I'd fight for you, I'd die for you. I'm so glad you left me today. Without a word. a single word. You're gone w/o a trace/ I am left to move on. I can never see your face... Again... All I have are the memories. They will soon fade away. It seems I think of you less. Every passing day. But when you're heavy on my mind I think of the fun we had. Together forever we said. We'll never be together... Again... That's OK! You're the one that lost. Tied and beaten all the time. But you think you deserve that.. Are you FUCKING blind? It's the fate you chose. A Love built from fear. You made more noise with me! I really hope you're happy. Till you do it... Again

Early Morning.
When the sun broke out at dawn. My heart was broken, my soul was torn. My heart beated fast, my legs are weak. I looked at him, i could not speak. Reaching out, i held him close, those were the times i loved you the most. I could not bear not seeing him again. It gives me so much sadness, so much pain. What would i do without him? Who will be my next-of-kin? Slowly i began to weep, with tears rolling down my cheek. my mind drifting back in time. Oh how i wished the clock would rewind. The happy times we spent together. I could not think it would have been better. How, I am sitting by your side. I seem so helpless, i want to hide. I hope that someday we will meet once again, to write many new songs again and again, but for now, in my heart i know for sure you will ne my angel for evermore. (C) Copyright. Angel

Breathe
Unfortunate one where will you go from here? Unfortunate one where will we go from here? Jesus your saviour, Armageddon and the Anti-Christ. Left @ the altar My faith is falling, it's falling ,it's fallen... away. Sever the ties, Living a lie this is true. Glitter is golden the shower is cold and your blue. Banana water Hitler is calling for you. Nazi Freedom, heart is frozen in an Ice cream shoe. Don't ask me what you're thinking I don't know your name, A stranger in the afterworld. Who is next to blame? Your collar is white. Don't take a bite from the Apple... please, Preaching your words. Blister the earth with your lies. The snake is upon you. do what you, do what you, do what you have to do.. You see it your way. I'll see it mine Mr. Cataract eyes. The snow comes down an Icicle forms on my face. J.H.C. Don't look away from me now. But you looked away! Like I knew you would, knew you would, knew you.... All of your words are just FUCKING lies I won't buy. Don't ask me what you're t

The Legend Of Sirena
The Agana River meandered from the newly washed green jungle foliage and merged with the ocean surf near the village of Agana. It was near this stream at Minondo that a family once lived many, many years ago. There were three girls and one boy in the family. Sirena was the youngest and the prettiest girl in the family. Unlike the others in the family, Sirena enjoyed swimming more than anything else in the world. Her mother tried to teach her to sew, to cook, to sweep, to wash and to do other dutiful things that a girl her age should know in order to become a good wife and mother. Sirena, however, only wanted to swim. One day, Sirena's mother sent Sirena on an errand to get charcoal, for the iron, from her aunt who lived across the river at Agana Springs. The temptation to plunge into the river and swim was so great that, before she knew what was happening, Sirena was in the water swimming and enjoying herself. She soon lost all sense of time and, of course, forgot what she had be

"how The Island Of Guam Was Formed"
At one time in history, the planet Earth was covered with water, and man had no place to live. There were, however, during this particular time in history, many giants who roamed the planet. These giants had great powers and could use them to help change the planet's surface. The two giants instrumental in making many of these changes were Putan and his sister, Fuuna. Putan, getting very old and wanting to do something great before his death, called his sister, Funna, and explained to her what he wanted done with his body. She would have little trouble in carrying out his wishes because she would receive his magical powers. With the aid of his sister, Putan's body would change the planet. His eyes would be used to create a sun and a moon. His eyebrows would be turned into rainbows of beautiful colors. His breast was to be a colorful sky. His back would form the island of Guam. After his death, Fuuna did as her brother had commanded. Using these magical powers, she mixed

Valentine Falls
Kiss me like a lemon Have & eat your cake Now I think whatever Today's without a date Can't resist your passion Kill me like the fame Heaven meets the devil Underneath the reign And the Valentine falls to the floor

Living With Guilt
I put my silly putty to the Sunday funnies Deep down inside I feel so deranged I have to go to church now are you coming? Mr. Potatohead had a sex change I sit in the pew like a drowning rat The man tells me of a place I'll go But Mr. can you tell me where it's at? He said I'm sorry son I just don't know They don't know what they speak of But they'll tell you what to do You don't have a choice It's the life they sold you Staring at an Angel In Heaven Up above Life is a membership That'll cost you when it's done There's a man that's hiding behind a mask That man's a Vagenius in disguise Drinking the life from a latex flask With a skeleton in a closet of lies Truth is a secret that discredits choice Can I just walk in your shadow? Innocence taken in a high pitched voice I never claimed to be God I Can't live with guilt I Can't live with pain I Can't live with guilt Running through my veins I Can't live with guilt I Can't live with pain I Can't liv

Because You're Gone
Written after my father passed away 2001: I am here, until tomorrow .That will be a brighter day. If nothings left, will I follow? And will there be a price to pay. Its 5 A.M. on Mothers Day. My dreams are now in disarray. Because You're Gone. You fought so hard to no avail. It hurts so bad in this hell. Because You're Gone. Mornings just a moment away. This is not a brighter day. How can I ever let you go? I will never let you go. Its 5 A.M. on Mothers Day. My dreams are now in disarray. Because You're Gone. You fought so hard to no avail. It hurts so bad in this hell. Because You're Gone. I look to the sky to find you there, It seems that the heavens just dont care, That we needed you here, wanted you near Why did they take you away? Why did they take you away! I am here until tomorrow That will be a brighter day If nothings left I will follow. Will there be a price to pay? Its 5A.M. on Mothers Day My dreams are now in Disarray Because You're Gone You fought so hard to no avail It h

By A Thread
work in progress tell me what you think Don't act like you care how I'm feeling We both know it's just a lie Draining the life from my heart you're stealing Every emotion in my eyes But you go your own way anyway Disregard the truth that you know you feel Walk away from everything but still hang on by a thread Just so you can avoid the responsibility Was it a lie from the start? Or did all your intentions go astray I guess it's something I'll never know I guess it doesn't matter anyway I'm broken in pieces all over the floor I crawl reaching up for the knob on the door But you keep me locked in I don't know quite what for I'm broken in pieces all over the floor

Cloak And Dagger Disguise
You're heading down the road to disaster All I can do is watch You give up your life like it has no meaning All my attempts are Botched You have a loyalty to fantasy That overrides your loyalty to me I guess it should what do I know It's just the way it has to be Just the way it has to be Just the way it has to be Just the way it has to be It's tearing me up inside Letting you live through all of the lies I want to unveil the cloak and dagger disguise So maybe finally you'll open your fucking eyes But You never do You're so FUCKING BLIND

Talking To You.
Talking to you means so much to me you'll never know you'll never see. Just to hear you puts a smile on my face like you have made my day. I'm glad to have known a friend like you you are so caring and so true you always find time for me whatever, however it may be. When i found out that you danced i was over the moon. It made me want to learn it so soon for you to hold me and to dance the night away. So much pleasure talking to you down the other end such a lovely South African accent. So pleasent to hear If only i was nearer... (C) Copyright. Angel

Knowing You At All
How do I get through this When the light in your eyes Is my sun that shines Through a rainy day And when they close I am left in darkness With the scary monster Of my Fears Stalking me in the night Like the prey of the wild That threatens to tear apart My blackened heart Then I wake up screaming Hoping this is all a dream But realizing the reality Of your being And I smile Knowing that having you as my pain Is a lifetime better than not Knowing you at all Or am I so sure????

I Miss You Too...
Is it just me? Or is it you too? All of my thoughts Lead back to you It's all really strange And even unreal Everything I go through I know that you feel I know sometimes it's hard But we go together so well Please let's not let this Turn into a Hell But I miss out jokes Your playful smile Your caring words Yet careless style What would you do If I fell in a heap Would you protect me And just let me sleep? That would be amazing Asleep in your arms Away from the hype And the world's false alarms Can we please keep trying? Cause I wouldn't know what to do And you have no idea How much I miss you...

Distance Between Us
I'm sad and lonely and feel that you're not here When in reality you are right beside me But the distance between us would take days Just to get to the place that you are So how do I deal with the struggle in my head When all I want to do is disappear for awhile But your constant presence makes it difficult Even though we are just existing I love you so much I hate this pain I would give up my life for you But you co-exist as if nothings wrong Why won't you speak to me? I 'm living day to day I'll trudge along I completely refuse to break this bond Even in my happiness I feel empty In my eyes all I see is you

Friends Vs. Italian Friends
Oh my god...So true!!! FRIENDS VS. ITALIAN FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello." ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are fo

Condemned 4 Life (song Lyrics)
Condemned 4 Life (Song Lyrics) Replacement Causes Pain But time takes it away And I'll go on Knowing I once knew you When it was a better time You're judgement wasn't blind I looked forward in those days But you let them slip away I know I contributed to The decisions you refuse to make I silently wonder Were you just a mistake I think you're wrong I know I'm right You keep it going I started the fight You won't let it go You won't let it go And because of this I'll Be condemned for life You were the stupid chance I fell for your naive glance Why would it be different this time I should have read the signs Every one was there And I just didn't care I just walked on through Believing everything in you But you turned out to be a lie and you've moved on to that guy You think I don't see?? You can't hide the mastering I think you're wrong I know I'm right You keep it going I started the fight You won't let it go You won't let it

We Are
Don t feel shame about you........ Live ur life........................ Don t hide urself behind a puter... Be honest especially with yourself.... Be UPFRONT............................ be PROUD of YOURSELF................ No matter if you are MAN/WOMAN/GAY/LESBIAN/ /TRANNY or TRANSSEXUAL YOU ARE A PERSON......DON T FORGET IT BE PROUD OF YOURSELF ASJA and I am proud to say I m TRANSSEXUAL

My Magik
What is Your Magick Path? NIGHT MAGICK - Night Magick is a complete curriculum of magical development based on the Yin primal force, as opposed to the major religions of the world, which are predominantly Yang. You emphasize the use and balanced developement of the Physical/Etheric Body, the Astral/Emotional Body, the Mental Body, and the Causal Body. Through regular and consistent practice, you, the Night Magician will develop psychic abilities, increased vitality, stronger focus, and union with your Oversoul.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

One Of My Poems.....
To My Children (In poetic form) Joshua: It was you who gave me the reason to quit I drank all the time without giving a shit Until the day I heard you cry "Daddy's drunk again" with tears in your eyes You were only 4 years old When you said those words You've given me strength not to drink anymore I've been sober now for 12 and a half years You all were so young then when I drank rum and beers I drank every day from morning till night Of course it did cause me and mom to fight She stood beside me though I did her wrong By being a mean drunk and not getting along I've grown up since then in a sober way I have you to thank for those words from that day You're growing into such a fine young man And very smart I must say Your ability to write stories from imagination Will make you well known someday I have no doubts you will become A man known to the world Through writings that flow from your mind Through books for boys and girls Zachary: Our sweet lit

Not Valueable Insite.
I remember in 2nd grade Mrs. Britanica taught all of us kids how to cut out of construction paper a heart for St. Valentines day. I clearly remember. She said fold the paper in half, and cut out a rain drop. I Very clearly remember. Immideately afterwards before even cutting the paper thinking, doesn't she mean tear drop, because when I practiced it in my head I saw a tear drop not a rain drop. And it isn't it more Ironic that two tear drops form a heart. I know that second graders wouldn't appreciate any Irony there. And at the time I probably didn't either but now looking at more then a decade later, life is ridiculous. I just have to find myself another tear drop. And if you used Red or pink construction paper oyu wouldn't have to paint it or color it cause it would allready but what you wanted. You could write on it, but you would have to use a dark colour to get it to show up. That's something I never really appreciated with my ocular condition. The finer points of 2nd grade

One Of My Poems....
Close to the Holiday Terri Ann Bostian 4/28/71 - 7/18/02 The tears are coming back again Close to the Holiday The one that we would buy our kids the toys. So they could play. Most people call it Christmas A time to love and give But you're no longer with me Your body wouldn't live It gave out from the sickness That you had within your parts Your liver and your kidneys died Along with your warm heart The heart I fell in love with So many years ago Is no longer beside me Again I feel alone I miss you most of all around this Holiday The smile that was upon your face when watching the kids play The gifts we gave each other Showed love for you and me And though you're gone I love you still my heart's in misery I miss you Princess everyday There's depression in my head I never will forget the words We said each night at bed. Author's note: Terri and I had a routine at bed time each night before we sleep. It went exactly like this. I'd say: "

Is 2 Minutes The Same Lenght Of Time Outisde Of The Us?
So, I'm on the fucking phone w/Dell....I'm so fucking pissed w/ them right now!! Anyway, I got some guy named Kevin on the phone. I can say his name, b/c we all know by his accent there is no way in Hell that his real name is Kevin. Anyway...he says, "Can I put you on hold for 2 minutes?" Well....7 minutes later I'm still listening to their to loud, annoying ass fucking elevator on hold music! Damn bastards!! BUY HP!!

Stop The California ~sb 861~
Everyone that has pitts look in my pics and see the pics that i have posted on the California DB 861. i know that if everyone loves their pitts like i do then they would cry when they read this. if they pass this law in Ca then you know it has a good chance to reach where you are. please lets try to stop this. i love my little girl and i know that they are a lot of others out there than feel like i do.... please help keep our pets safe and at home... they should not be punished for the things that people teach them. lock the people up but leave our babies alone.... BAN THE DEED NOT THE BREED.... VOTE NO TO ~SB 861~

Sex - Sex - And More Sex
Seems like if I write about sex on here I might actually get a hit on my blog..Damn it is just like a real bar. I could write a real sweet short story or bad ass poem about sex and some nice things to try..I said nice now - Choke me I like it...Or do I ? Come on gals and guys I'm still alil new here give me a clue please. Guess I need to learn how to work this site,lol... Anyways........Sex - making love - or living for the moment IT IS AWESOME....Nothing else like it..

Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!!
You scored as Frylock. your frylock smart.sophistaced. but alot of fun!!! you keep your friends out of trouble good fer you Frylock80%one of the mooninetes55%Master Shake55%DR. weird35%Carl30%meatwad30%one of the plutonians0%aqua.teen.hunger.forcecreated with QuizFarm.com

Why Can't He Stay Home???
I have a close friend who is the Army Reserves here in Indiana. He was called to active duty and was told they were shipping out. He left the beginning of October. He went to Kuwait...then right for Iraq. They let him come home for 2 weeks and he leaves again this Saturday. I think it has to be hard to come knowing you have to go back in such a short time. I don't think it's fair or right. I understand why he is doing it and all but why send him home then make him go back 2 days before Christmas? Maybe I am just being selfish and I don't want to see him go back. I am going to go see him tonight and hopefully help him celebrate a little before he heads back. So far he is the closest person I have that has had to leave. My little brother is a Marine and hasn't yet had to leave. I think myself and my mom would lose it if he did. My thoughts and prayers are with all the soldiers and their families especially this time of year!

My Pantera (rip Dimebag) Song
You scored as Mouth for War. Your Mouth for War! You want things to always come your way and when they dont you get mad. You hate everything about the goverment. You have quiet a temper and your anger and anti-social behavior is why you are not to popular. You can be a bully and are very hard headed which can be good, you just choose to wear your "bad to the bone" image on your sleve. Lighen up a bit, you will be much happier.Cemetary Gates75%This love75%Mouth for War75%Walk (respect)63%Cowboys from Hell50%Planet Cavern25%Which Pantara song are you?created with QuizFarm.com

My Avenged Sevenfold Song...
You scored as Eternal Rest. Your Avenged Sevenfold song is Eternal Rest. You have potential do to something great but friends and family are holding you down. You care about the people with cronic illnesses and the children in Africa with no food. Also people need to get to know you before they can understand you.Burn It Down90%Eternal Rest90%Warmness on the Soul85%Sidewinder80%Seize the Day60%Bat Country55%Beast and the Harlot50%Unholy Confessions45%The Wicked End40%Chapter Four40%Which Av

Send My Friend Some Luv!
PLEASE SHOW THIS MEMBER SOME LUV! SHE IS A VERY DEAR FRIEND OF MINE THAT JUST JOINED CHERRYTAP! I KNOW WHAT GREAT PEOPLE YOU ARE, SO I KNOW YOU WILL GIVE HER A WARM WELCOME HERE ON CHERRYTAP! paulie@ CherryTAP Courtesy of MsTags.com

Beavis Or Butt-head?
You scored as Borderline. Borderline personality disorder is characterized by mood instability and poor self-image. People with this disorder are prone to constant mood swings and bouts of anger. Often, they will take their anger out on themselves, causing injury to their own body. Suicidal threats and actions are not uncommon. Borderlines think in very black and white terms and often form intense, conflict-ridden relationships. They are quick to anger when their expectations are not met.Borderline50%Avoidant45%Schizotypal.45%Obsessive-Compulsive35%Paranoid35%Schizoid25%Antisocial25%Dependant20%Histronic15%Narcissistic10%

The Quiz.
You scored as Funny. Ha ha ha! You crack people up without much effort. People are attracted by your funniness. Way to go; everyone loves joking people!Funny93%Different83%Beautiful/Handsome47%Smart37%Sexual33%In What Way Are You Attractive?created with QuizFarm.com

My Personality Disorder
You scored as Borderline. Borderline personality disorder is characterized by mood instability and poor self-image. People with this disorder are prone to constant mood swings and bouts of anger. Often, they will take their anger out on themselves, causing injury to their own body. Suicidal threats and actions are not uncommon. Borderlines think in very black and white terms and often form intense, conflict-ridden relationships. They are quick to anger when their expectations are not met.Borderline50%Avoidant45%Schizotypal.45%Obsessive-Compulsive35%Paranoid35%Schizoid25%Antisocial25%Dependant20%Histronic15%Narcissistic10%

My Philosophy
You scored as Hedonism. Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism: You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life’s pleasures as much as you can. “Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!” More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...Existentialism100%Hedonism100%Justice (Fairness)95%Utilitarianism65%Strong Egoism60%Kantianism50%Nihilism40%Apathy25%Divine Command0%What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)created with QuizFarm.com

Here To There
Its hard to get from here to there if you never get out of bed You lie alot to fool your friends but youve fooled yourself instead ITs harder to get from here to there if you set your goals to high then nothing works out right and to soon, you no longer try but the hardest way to get from here to there is when all you ever do is count up the years and miles to go then your thru before your through so how do you get from here to there? Well first you must believe you can let no one tell you differently-- its your life and its in your hands then turn your dreams into your goals and see what you need now; to satisfy the requierements: the whys, the wheres, the hows At first your overwhelmed ofcourse; there is so much you dont know but keep your faith, be strong and sure for you do have a way to go take careful steps and do them right take pride in each thing done dont look to far ahead of yourself just that next step yet to come.... before you

Enough
Enough Like a knife in the chest you stabbed me. Hurting me to the point of death. I felt alone with no one to turn to And alone I sucked in my last breath. You carried a smile while others were looking. A hidden face no one else could see. And the truth was revealed when all left us. When it was just the two of you and me. The hand marks on my face disappeared quickly Without stirring up wondering in its path. Cause you always gave reason to hit me I was forever the cause of your wrath. I never should have held back that laugh When you told the funniest joke at the meeting. And when I dropped the tray of drinks on your lap I clearly and fully deserved that beating. I had it coming was all you said to me. And for three years that was all I would believe. Then one day I got tired of feeling The pain of the bruises you had left me. I had enough of the beatings and screaming. And the embarrassment was more than enough You apologize with sorries and "

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A white well In a black cave; A bright shell In a dark wave. A white rose Black brambles hood; Smooth bright snows In a dark wood. A flung white glove In a dark fight; A white dove On a wild black night. A white door In a dark lane; A bright core To bitter black pain. A white hand Waved from dark walls; In a burnt black land Bright waterfalls. A bright spark Where black ashes are; In the smothering dark One white star. Lo- 12/11/06

Mirror Mirror On The Wall
Mirror, mirror on the wall, Why do I look in you, at all, For all I see is the same old me, And not how I so want to be. Mirror, mirror on the stairs, Why do you show me many years, A face with scars everywhere, Would anybody like my share. Mirror, mirror near my bed, In you I look with certain dread, For creams and potions just don't work, Behind them still the scars lurk. Mirror, mirror in the hall, Seeing you makes me recall, That I am now of senior age, Well stuck into the older stage. Mirror, mirror by the door, How I hate you more and more, I'm having to look the other way, When my reflection's on display

Drunk Dialing Rules
Drunk Dialing Rules..... 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Example: "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your ex's and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You c

What The Fucc?!!!
Why the hell does everyone seem to want me dead kiCC my ass or have a problem with me....all those who want at me lets fuCCin have it im through playin games! line up! do as you will come at me at once i dont give a fuCC!

Westside
Twas Da Night Befo` Christmas Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly I bounced to the window at a quarter pas' Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's-- well anyway I yelled to my boy, Yo peep this! he said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness I said, for real doe, come check dis out We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that! He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise! To the top of the pro

Very Sad
She was only five This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

Cock ... Well Duh ~ Cuz It Tastes Like Chicken!
This what me and friends think about...Curious minds want to know....lol WE HAVE SUCH FUNNY NAMES FOR THE PENIS ... (GO AHEAD, LET IT ROLL AROUND ON YOUR TONGUE FOR A MINUTE ... PPPEEEEENNNNIIIISSSS) ... EVER WONDER "WHY" WE USE WORDS LIKE COCK OR SHAFT TO DESCRIBE THIS THROBBINGLY DELIGHTFUL APPENDAGE? WELL HERE ARE MY BUBBLE GUM BLOWING, HAIR TWISTINGLY STUPID, NORTHEASTERN GIRL EXPLANATIONS .... 1. DICK ~ THIS TERM WAS DEVELOPED BECAUSE THE FIRST WOMAN WHO EVER LICKED ONE SAID "DDDD... ICK ... ICKY ISH!" AND THE NAME STUCK. 2. COCK ... WELL DUH ~ CUZ IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN! 3. WOODY ... ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE WOODEN DOLL NAMED WOODY. EVERYTIME HE TOLD A LIE, HIS TINY WOODEN COCK WOULD GROW ... (IT'S CALLED TOY STORY OR PINNOCHIO .. ..) 4. PECKER ... THE PENIS, VERY MUCH LIKE THE EAGER WOODPECKER, ENJOYS SPENDING THE DAY PECKERING AWAY UNTIL HE PENETRATES A NEW HOLE. 5. SHAFT ...THIS TERM PROBABLY CAME ABOUT AFTER A QUICK CUMMER LEF

Merry Christmas!
Id just like to wish a merry Christmas to all my friends here. All of you make my day so much brighter with your comments and chat. I hope everyone has a wonderfull holiday, full of love, friendship and all that you want. Love you all! :)

Snow Of Doom
We were supposed to get snow flurries and 6" of snow. Today I woke up to a blizzard. My car is currently nestled in a snow-drift down the street from a mis-guided attempt to drive my brother's friend home, and we have 2-3' snow drifts so far, and I can't see the house across the street for how bad it's coming down and how windy it is. People are abandoning their cars on the highway, though where they're going I don't know, businesses are closing. Maybe it's the end of the world, I hear it's snowing in Vegas too. We can only hope.

Gold Wrapping Paper"
I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and

Salute Photo!
ok so i sent in my pic to be approved for a damn salute ppic..they sent it back and said that it was rejected! and why? they said that i didnt follow the guidelines for it..but then i see people with alot less on their pics and they have a damn salute pic!!!! im a lil pissed off! and do u think they would write me back and tell me why? i highly doubt it! sorry just had to rant a lil about it

Bizarre Questions...and Answers
1. If you were to be stranded on a planet inhabited by giant lobster-like beings, and could only bring one type of fruit, what type would you bring? Fuck the fruit...I'd bring a GIANT fucking pot for boiling and a hell of a lot of butter... 2. What kind of insect would you prefer to eat with your breakfast cereal? LOL...apparently, you haven't been watching those investigative shows...there's already an assload of insect parts in the cereal. And don't make me tell you what I read about salsa at mexican restaurants.... 3. When angels dance on the head of a pin, what kind of dance do they perform? Negro, Puh-lease! The merengue of course. 4. What would you wear to an exhibition of invisible man-eating zombie llamas? Everybody knows you wear a zombie llama costume to such an event. Idiot!! 5. If a tree falls in the forest and claps one hand, what colour is the sound that is produced? Has somebody been tripping on acid recently?? 6. How many egg

Show Some Respect For Our Fallen Heros
Let us pray... Prayer chain for our Military... Don't break it! Please send this on after a short prayer. Prayer for our soldiers. Don't break it! Prayer: "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world. There is nothing attached. Just send this to people in your address book. Do not let it stop with you. Of all the gifts you could give a Marine, Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & others deployed in harm's way, prayer is the very best one. GOD BLESS YOU FOR PASSING IT ON!

Upcoming(from Fakebusters)
WE HAVE TO NEW FOLDERS ADDED!1 FORE CHEATERS AND 1 FOR FAKES.BE SURE THAT THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE UR NOT A FAKE IS A SALUTE.CHERRY TAP COMMUNITY DONT WANNA TOLERATE NO MORE LIARS AND CHEATS.WE HERE WILL INVESTIGATE ANY SUCH INFO AND BRING YOU THE TRUTH.SEND A MESSAGE AND WE WILL GET ON IT ASAP.SOME SAY DOES IT MATTER!WELL IF UR A MAN OR WOMAN AND YOU HAVE ADDED SOMEONE AND BEFRIENDED THEM OR HELPED OUT IN ANY WAY AND THEN YOUR DECIEVED AND IGNORED, IT DOES SUCK.OR SOME THOSE WHO MAY HAVE THOUGHT THEY HAVE FOUND THIER SOUL MATE.THE COMMUNITY CAN TELL IF YOUR LYING OR NOT AND KNOW IF YOUR FAKE.JUST DONT TRY YOU WILL GET CAUGHT I PROMISE YOU THIS.TO THE REAL PEEPS.YOUR AWESOME AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT.

A Poem 4 My Loven Hubby
For you I give a lifetime of stability Anything you want of me, nothing is impossible For you, there are no words or ways to show my love Or all the thoughts I'm thinking of Cause this life is no good alone Since we've become one, I've made a change Everything I do now, makes sense All roads end, all I do is for you For you I share the cup of love that overflows And anyone who knows us knows I would change all faults I have, For you there is no low or high or in between Of my heart that you haven't seen Cause I share all I have and am Nothing I've said's hard to understand All I feel I feel deeper still, and always will All this love is for you Every note that I play, every word I might say Every melody I feel Are only for you and your appeal Every page that I write, every day of my life Would not be filled with without the things That my love for you now brings For you I make the promise of fidelity Now and for eternity No one could replace this vow

Golden Wrapping Paper
Gold Wrapping Paper" I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. Sh

The Moment
In the moment that I saw your face, Somehow my heart just knew; That I would spend a lifetime, Filled with loving you. In the moment that you touched me, As you pulled me to your side; Your arm slipped 'round my shoulder, My heart no place to hide. In the moment that I touched you, Felt your heart beat 'neath my hand; The look I saw there in your eyes, Spoke a language I understand. The moment that you held me, Is somehow frozen there in time; A place of sweet contentment, Engraved in this heart of mine. In that moment when I felt your heart, Gently dancing with my soul; I knew in that one moment, That you had made me whole. Each tiny sparkling moment, Sweet memories of you; Fill my heart with contentment, For somehow my heart just knew.

I'm Tired
I accidently came on this and I thought that everyone should read it..This is from a soilders standpoint..I do hope that the ones who don't support our troops get something out of this.. I know that it will open your eyes!! It did mine!! And I support our troops!! "I'm Tired" Two weeks ago, as I was starting my sixth month of duty in Iraq, I was forced to return to the USA for surgery for an injury I sustained prior to my deployment. With luck, I'll return to Iraq to finish my tour. I left Baghdad and a war that has every indication that we are winning, to return to a demoralized country much like the one I returned to in 1971 after my tour in Vietnam. Maybe it's because I'll turn 60 years old in just four months, but I'm tired: I'm tired of spineless politicians, both Democrat and Republican who lack the courage, fortitude, and character to see these difficult tasks through. I'm tired of the hypocrisy of politicians who want to rewrite history wh

Definitions To Live By
tact (tãkt) n. Acute sensitivity to what is proper and appropriate in dealing with others, including the ability to speak or act without offending. class· (kls) KEY ADJECTIVE: Informal class·i·er , class·i·est Highly stylish; elegant. .

Almost Done
So I am almost done with Brookdale and then it is off to Georgian Court University for me for another two years to get my bachelor's degree. I just want to be done with school. But most of my friends who have graduated are telling me to stay in for as long as I can. I'm just glad that I am almost done

Ok Everyone,
if you actually care I KNOW YOU will look here to see why im not around,CT has turned into a giant headache im going to take a break for awhile and come back maybe it will be better:)love you all but if ya really want to get ahold of me you know how...ta ta for now:)keep pervin!

~~ Plz Read ~~
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Thinking Of You
When I think of you... Even the dried flowers become.... ....more fragrant ?? Even the wild storm become..... .....tiny pat on me?? When I dream of you......... .. The sharpen stones on my ways... .....become shining sands.. The broken pieces of my mind... .....become glittering stars.... The tiny hut of mine become...... ......glazing shrines... When I touch you...... The shining dimples in your cheek .....become golden clues... The greedy rosy lips become ......shivering peg of wines... And I can't!!!, I can't tell you more ...... and more, I want to keep.... Those very close to my mind.....

More On The Holidays
Not that I have to say it, but it can be a weird time. People are busy with things other than work and the normal routine of living. I enjoy putting up a real xmas tree and all that comes with it. You read about people getting stressed and depressed over the holidays. I don't think it's that as much as how boring it can be. Your are in between projects and not a lot is happening at work. Like any full time worker, I probably spend at least the equal amount of time at work versus being at home. Not that is a bad thing or is it? I know I look forward to the new year and getting back on pace with some outside work projects and the other crap life will bring me *lol* JJ the Axe

General Reinwald
Note this is an exact replication of National Public Radio interview between a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your post? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers ! GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one ... are you?

Hiya Sxc!!
i dunno realy what im doin but hey i gotta learn sumtime!! wanna meet loasd of u sexy ppl out there n it wud be really nice to get me ratin a lil better as im a lil newbie compared o u lot lol!!!! i also have msn but if u wanna chat n av my addy jus pm me or leave me a message!! Hoe all is well wiv every1!!! Scott x

Family
Hi, everyone on cherrytap my name is Donna I'm 42 years old.I have three kids, my son Eddie is 23 my daughter Diane is 20,& Ember is 16.I have a son-in-law Dave & I have a boyfriend Mike to whom I love very much and would not trade him in for nothing. I have two grandbabies, my son's daughter Alyssa witch is two & my daughter Dine & dave's new little man whom was born on halloween morning of 2006 , was born 1/2 hour after my birthday how cool is that .So bye for now till next time.

Blizzard Conditions
So, I'm a Colorado girl, I'm used to snow, but we're expecting 16-24 inches in the Metro area. That's sick and wrong. So I'm at work right now, and I'm betting I get snowed into work. Just about everything is closing (except King Supers because they wouldn't close if we were getting 12 feet much less 12 inches). There's one across the street and I'll probably walk over there to see David if we get snowed in. So yeah. SUCK ASS!

No Title Yet
The unforgiving nights will never separate me from you. You draw me closer with every word you speak. Even though you don't know. When i talk to you, your voice carries me into your scent and takes me on a journey. One day i will hold you close to me as i dream of today. My feelings will never cease to exist and my mind will never drop you onto forget-me lane. You are the one i am dreaming of my sweet darling. ~~Jennifer~~@

Lonley Days
Lost somebody you didnt even know you cared for Loved somebody who constantly walked out the door Every night is filled with fights Every day she still has nothing to say Always has the options of ending her pain She has feelings that she just cant explain Doesnt want to go back to where her troubles are Everyone saying that she is never going to get far She knows what she wants to do But her hate just grew She still loves the person that could care less Its something that she should confess No matter how hard she tries All of her love and happines dies Scars that she cant hide Every night she cried She wants to get out of this nightmare Nothing in her life has ever been fair Wants to get away from what she knows Family,friends and all of those She cant trust anyone Its alright now because her life is done As the last drip of blood runs down her cheek As her whole entire body starts to get weak She dies with no friends and no one that loves No

What Is A Life Coach And What Do You Do?
A question I'm often asked. Coaching is a sense of moving ideas and reaching passionate dreams one never thought could be reached. Coaching helps put those dreams and aspirations into a working reality. Coaching is not like counseling in that counseling labels pathology, provides treatment and focuses on healing. Coaching focuses on strengths and aspirations and provides a silent partner who sticks with you until you accomplish what you want. There is no diagnosis of pathology, no treatment, no illness to heal, and no insurance involvement. Someone has said that therapy is for those who are sick and want to get better, while coaching is for those who are well and want to get better. And that is the difference that makes the difference! Coaches provide techniques, enthusiasm, direction and the fundamental tools to help a client start with today and move toward his or her future. We strive to use similar and other tools to help clients play the game of life and all that is in it

Washing
Dog Washing Instructions Wait for a hot Summer day. (Do not wash in Winter.) Outside, turn on grass sprinkler. When dog finishes playing with sprinkler, give dog big juicy bone to chew on until dog is done drying. The 12 Step Cat Washing Program First, thoroughly clean the toilet, remove the topmost lid covering the tank of water, and turn off the cold-water hose to the toilet. Next, warm up 4 gallons of water to bath temperature. Flush, and add half the water to the tank. Then, raise both lids, add the rest of the water directly to the toilet bowl, and add an ample amount of shampoo to the water. Find a ball of string and entice the cat into the bathroom. Close the bathroom door, and continue petting the cat. In one swift move, pick up the cat, and drop the cat into the toilet bowl, closing both lids. Jump on top of the toilet lid to prevent the cat from escaping. CAUTION: Avoid placing any of your body parts near the edge of the toilet to avoid flailing claws r

Poor Guy!!! - You Might Have Heard This Before???
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Be Thankful
One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the rural countryside with the firm purpose of motivating his son to work hard by showing him how poor people can be. The father wanted to prepare his son to take over managing the vast family fortune and estate. They spent a couple of days and nights helping with the daily activities on the farm of a poor family. Sharing meals at night with the family, they learned a little about planning and life on the farm. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people can be?" the father asked. "Oh Yeah" said the son. "So what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son answered, "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reache

Right Side Of The Bed
Come on! I can see her now Dancing around, her drink in hand All her baggage in tow I just want to forget and let go Of all the joy, all of the pain I took your guilt and placed it into me And now I kiss it goodbye Our last dance ended fatall Who's sleeping on my side of the bed tonight? Have you ever cried so hard? Baby you just died There she goes again Another masquerade in false circumstance She'll fuck you just for the taste I just wish I could replace all the memories Of what makes my blood run cold And as your blood flows through me I say goodbye to what we had She came and went I gnawed through my lip Makeup smeared in her eyes Each sob's a reason to say goodbye. Sometimes when you're holding on You'll never see the light With flowers in her hair I gazed upon with dead lovers eyes She never looked so good And I never felt so right

Don't Live In The Past
I can't judge the future without looking at the mistakes I've made in the past. For those who can't remember the past they're bound to repeat it. Life can be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. We all live in the present, we dream of the future, but we learn from the past. The past will never tell us what to do but what to avoid. Decision comes from experience, and great decision comes from bad experiences. We all have had bad and horrible past memories. But what we be if we didn't have those memories to learn by and have taught us. Those past experiences we need to grow by and become a better and a much more knowledgeable person. To get through life we need to be aware of all we have encountered throughout our lives. And remember we will never stop learning and making more memories to learn by. Living in the past is a dull and lonely business, looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. The worst thing someone can try

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, > I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. > My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, > My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. > Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, > Transforming the yard to a winter delight. > > The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, > Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. > My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, > Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. > In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, > So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. > > The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, > But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. > Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the > sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. > My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, > And I crept to the door just to see who was near. > > Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, > A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. > A soldier, I

~~~~ You Are My Love ~~~~
You Are My Love You are the essence of comfort and acceptance Forever encouraging and loving me For who I am and who I wish to be Radiating your love like the warmth of a favorite blanket I am wrapped within your heart. You are like the ocean's tide Constant and beautiful, yet forever changing I watch in wonder at your many hues Like that of a glorious sunset The colors of you are infinite. You are the one I need to seek When I experience a newness in life I want to share it with you and only you Like a sturdy oak I lean on your strength When I feel like a Weeping Willow. You are eternal You are woven into my soul forever Etched into my life. You are My Love

What We're Getting 4 X-mas!
THIS IS FOR MY TWO LITTLE ONES EDDIE AN SUMMER. VTech V.Smile System with Accessories Value Bundle. THIS IS FOR MY BOY EDDIE. Disney Pixar Cars Megahouse. AN THIS IS FOR SUMMER. BRATZ Photo Fun Kit, Blue. SUMMER! V.Smile Smartridge: Cinderella. SUMMER! Disney Princess Megahouse. JJ. The Warriors PS2; Will your gang survive the mean streets of the city? EDDIE! Hot Wheels Stunt Track Challenge PS2 JJ. Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks PS2 JJ. Mortal Kombat: Deception PS2 JJ. Killzone PS2 SUMMER! Lucky Ducks Matching Game EDDIE! V.Smile Smartridge: Scooby-Doo Funland Frenzy. AN DON'T LAUGH HOWEVER THIS ONE IS FOR MY BOY EDDIE THAT KID LOVES TO CLEAN, AN THERE AINT NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. Playskool Dusty the Talkin' Vacuum. SUMMER! Telestory Console: Dora the Explorer. EDDIE. Telestory Console: SpongeBob SquarePants. MOMMIE....LOL IC Power 17" LCD Monitor, 450:1 contrast ratio. JJ. PS2 Customer's Choice: Choose 3 Games. M

Dag
why does it have to rain on my fine ass homegirl?huh..i mean shit thats why i left illinois either its raining or it sunny most days its raining while the damn sun is shining.now i say to u ppl do a reverse rain dance so she can work on that tan in arizona.by the way arizona is beautiful..better yet move in with missy(wink wink).lol...id be loving that there..haha

Rude People
What has happened to world today that simple courtesy is no longer applied? A simple thank you or pardon me has now turned into a screw you cause I can mentality. Driving down the interstate has become a combat zone because of narrow mind self-centered people. They think they can change lanes with a turn signal. When you get upset, they flip you off as if YOU did the wrong thing. Now I drive over the speed limit on the interstates and I am aware that I may get a ticket if I becuase I do drive fast, but who authorized that person to drive in the fast lane at 5 miles below the limit? I thought the slower traffic should be on the far right, am I wrong. I may drive fast, but I am also the person that drives in the fast lane and that will move out of the lane once I have passed the slow people. What about the people that sit at the traffic signals with the radio so loud it cause my windows to shake. Hint, if your music causes me to miss part of my AC-DC song, then yours ma

To Everyone Who Supposily Cares And Understands
I am gonna buy a few gifts for people who have been the sweetest to me on here. I have 11,000 cherry bucks. Once I have bought everyone a gift, unfortunatley I will be deleting my profile off Cherry Tap. I love Cherry Tap, but too much drama and heart break has happend on here for me. And there for I am gonna remove myself from it. So if your a good friend and think u deserve a gift from Cry Baby, hit me up before friday and I will give u a gift for christmas. Then I will dissapear. If you all need to get a hold of me for some odd reason, u can reach me @ http://www.myspace.com/xdevils_playmatex. My myspace will soon be gone as well, but only good friends and family may see it or visit that page or contact me. Any questions let me know! Cry Baby

This Is Cute
12 days of christmas The first day of Christmas My true love sent to me A partridge in a pear tree The second day of Christmas My true love sent to me Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree. The third day of Christmas My true love sent to me Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree. The fourth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Four colly birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree. The fifth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Five gold rings, Four colly birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree The sixth day of Christmas My true love sent to me Six geese a-laying, Five gold rings, Four colly birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and A partridge in a pear tree The seventh day of Christmas My true love sent to me Seven swans a-swimming Six geese a-laying, Five gold rings, Four colly birds, Three French hens, Two tur

Bear
My dog had a litter of puppies april 22 and out of 5 only the oldest lived.I named him Bear.Yeasterday my brother brought home this puppy that was 4 weeks old.I told him to take it back to the mom because it wasnt ready to be sepperated yet.He said it was because it was eating food and almost poody trained.Well last night he found the puppy dead and said that my son had broke its neck.I said that it died from being away from its mom to soon.My dad and brother decided as punishment for my son that today I either had to take Bear to the animal shelter or they where going to kill him.This morning I took my precious Bear to the animal shelter.My Bear is gone.

Night Before Christmas (old Folks Verison)
Twas the night before Christmas at Rock-Away Rest, And all of us seniors were looking our best. Our glasses, how sparkly, our wrinkles, how merry; Our punch bowl held prune juice plus three drops of sherry. A bedsock was taped to each walker in hope, That Santa would bring us soft candy and soap. We surely were lucky to be there with friends, Secure in this residence and in our Depends. Our grandkids had sent us some Christmasy crafts, Like angels in snowsuits and penguins on rafts. The dental assistant had borrowed our teeth, And from them she'd crafted a holiday wreath. The bed pans, so shiny, all stood in a row, Reflecting our candle's magnificent glow. Our supper, so festive (the joy wouldn't stop), Was creamy warm oatmeal with sprinkles on top. Our salad was Jell-O, so jiggly and great; Then puree of fruitcake was spooned on each pla

This Is So Pretty
Sitting under the mistletoe Sitting under the mistletoe One last candle burning low, All the sleepy dancers gone, Just one candle burning on, Shadows lurking everywhere: Some one came, and kissed me there. Tired I was; my head would go Nodding under the mistletoe No footsteps came, no voice, but only, Just as I sat there, sleepy, lonely, Stooped in the still and shadowy air Lips unseen - and kissed me there.

Some Philosophy For The New Year.
1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 3. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 4. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 5. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 6. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid." 7. I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. 8. My neighbor was bitten by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing franticall

A Christmas Wish
Christmas is soon approaching – shoppers seem to be slowing down, presents are now being wrapped – cards are being sent all around. There seems to be so little time – when there is so much to do, so, I decided to take a break – and send this Christmas wish to you. You’ve been on my mind – so many times every now and then, so I thought it time to get in touch – with this Christmas wish for you my friend. We could get together – at the corner cafe across the street, but it doesn’t really matter – where two friends want to meet. You are always close at hand – when I want to call on you, and you always love and care – for it shows in everything that you do. You always think first of me – when you’re near or far away, and my wish to you this Christmas – is that friends we will always stay. I wish you many blessings – and hope our hearts will keep, for that is where I’ll find you – when two friends want to meet! For when I look inside my heart – a

Exotic Pets
We are looking for people to take these animals and give it a good home. We have an oscillated skink, albino leopard gecko, asian forest scorpion, chinese golden scorpion, emperor scorpion, Florida bark scorpion,rose hair scorpion, tai tiger scorpion, cuban tree frog, mississippi map turtle, red eared slider, yellow belly cooter, iguana, Mexican red striped knee tarantula. We have also a female burmese python and a nile monitor. We also have a True Malyasian Golden Gecko and is also a very unique morph like phase. Serious inquires only. We don't have time to play games. Thanks for reading our posting.

Gothic Night B4 Christmas!!!
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through our house was blasting the "St. Vitus Dance" by Bauhaus; Torn fishnets were draped on my forearms with care, And two cans of Aquanet applied to my hair; My thoughts were of graveyards, and horror and dread, Black visions of pain and despair in my head; And Bianca, whose face was as pale as the moon, Had thrown up her arm for this evening's swoon, When out by the gravestones there came such a clatter, I sprang from the coffin to find out the matter. Away to the window I flew like a ghost, Expecting to find a dark devilish host. The moon on the breast of the uncaring snow Threw ominous shadows on objects below, When, before my tormented eyes did traverse, But a gorgeous black Crane & Breed carved-panel hearse, With a gaunt, shrouded driver, who filled me with fear, And eight skeletal creatures that might have been deer. More rapid than vultures his coursers they came, And his deep Andrew Eldritch voice called them b

Disaster Day
Monday 18th December 2006 10 pm UK time Suffered minor heart attack. spent 45 minutes in local hospital before being transferred to special unit at Southampton General Hospital. After minor surgery I spent 2 days on ward before being discharged back home. 20th Dec, Discharged from hospital at 4 pm . and on drugs for rest of my life now. Advice for all u smokers out there. GIVE UP CIGARETTES before they give up on u.

The Day Before Yesterday!
My husband an two boys went out as Summer an I stayed here to take a bath before bed time, well you know me...lol... after getting all cleaned up an what not I came into the living room to play some cards. John an JJ, Eddie shows up with a gift for my boys class for tomorrow needless to say my hunny asks for me to look for his candy bar said he couldn't find it so I got up to look in the freezer where it had been an found something (a way more surprising thing), which was a box an in this box I find a set of wedding rings... Well I started to tear up and waited for him to say Jaime will you remarry me, but when I had asked if he was he's like hell no you got me once thats enough...lol.. It's all good though cause it's been 14 years since I've had a set, my first ones cost over 5g's an the diamonds kept falling out so I sent em back to be fixed now mind you this happened 5-6 times so I'm like fuck it gimme my money back..... Well I am happy an I do hope you all have the pleasures of get

Sweet Ass Song
In the day In the night Say it right Say it all You either got it Or you dont You either stand or you fall When your will is broken When it slips from your hand When there's no time for joking There's a hole in the plan Oh you dont mean nothing at all to me No you dont mean nothing at all to me Do you got whut it takes to set me free Oh you could mean everything to me I cant say that I'm not lost and at faultI can't say that I don't love the light and the dark I can't say that I don't know that I am alive And all of what I feel I could show You tonite you tonite From my hands I could give you Something that I made From my mouth I could sing you another brick that I laid From my body I could show you a place God knows You should know the space is holy Do you really want to go?

Reasons Why.
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14

One Of My Songs And Two Of My Poems ... Thinking
another falling tear There a moon that shines over you my dear I look up and wish to god that you were here So I could take you in my arms And partake of your charms Oops there goes another falling tear Oceans aren’t deep enough to hold my love And mountains aren’t high enough to touch the dove That carries on it wings sweet peace For only you give me release Oops there goes another falling tear Time will tell if one day I will hold you near And only then will I know peace forever here To taste your honey sweet lips And see that loving halo slip Oops there goes another falling tear I need to tell you all about this little fear And how these moments drag on just like a year To look deep inside those eyes And feel just like I won first prize Oops there goes another falling tear Maybe dreams come true and I will be with you And I can build the perfect life just for two Holding you in my arms so near And hearing what I longed to hear Oops there goes

Crazy
I could not get to sleep last night no matter what i tried. I hate when that happens. But anyway...through all the girls gone wild commercials at like 1 am there was this show on and it was about this guy who had THREE wives. Only one of the marriages was legal since youre not allowed to be married to more than one person at a time but yeah. Thats just crazy! He married the first one and had some kids and then went and met this other woman and got her knocked up and he basically came home to his first wife and was like I met someone and I want to be with both of you. He basically said Im not a monogamy(sp) kinda guy so you can either go with it or leave. Well she stayed with him and his new lady came and lived with them and they have kids together and they were both fine with the fact that he's sleeping with them both and is married to them and says he loves them. What the hell is going on with this world. Then he finds another woman and brings her home and the first two dont like her

Thats Me
Like Me As I Am Friendly, Shy, Not very talkative... This is me. Like me as I am. If you don`t, I can guarantee, You won`t find anybody else like me. All I`m trying to give you is a friend, A friend in me, The one who you can talk to, Tell your secrets to, And a shoulder to cry on. Remember, you won`t find anybody else like me

Back From 'vacation'?
Well, we're back from our 'Vacation' in Utah. Part vacation, part Getting My Teeth Removed So I Can Start Wearing Dentures trip. More about that inna bit. Anyway, so . . . we arrived it Utah, and, despite a bit of trouble here and there, had a relatively good time. The first couple of weeks, my mom was rather . . . bitchy. She calmed down the last week and apologized profusely, telling us she had NO idea why she was so pissy. So, all is forgiven. Now, I go into the dentist, and need dentures. Long story. Anyway, we opt for Immediate Dentures. Immediate Dentures are dentures where the mold of your mouth is taken, and then when they get the dentures in, they rip out all of your teeth at once then shove the dentures into your mouth and that's it. However, my dentist didn't do it that way. He ripped out 5 teeth the day he took my denture mold. Then, he took out 5 teeth a week later, and then the rest 4 days later. So, the dentures didn't fit quite the way the should, and they hurt

Gawd Damn
More IM Spam... just got this one and woah![09:59] lygytu17447: Are you a “short-man” with an extra “belly-button” for a “dick”?, don’t worry, you can always fu-ck me with my “strap-on-dildo”, if you’re interested, just send an email to: luvn_ldy77105 at hotmailOk.... I know a few people might be turned on by this... the people that enjoy being humiliated by women (or cross dressers) I guess... Just damn, let me finish my coffee before you hit me with things like this. And really, I didn't need that sort of imagery, a belly-button for a dick, ever!

Contest
Im having a contest, sexy girl, in glasses. (female version) For the male version of the contest its sexiest "bedroom" eyes. To enter send me the link to the picture you want riped, it MUST be safe for work. Rules: 1. Sfw. 2. Comment bombing IS allowed. 3. Most rates and most comments COMBINED. 4. Harrasin others is not allowed. 5. Downrating just gives them points. The contest will start Friday 12/22 and run to Friday 12/29 2006. The prizes will consist of up too 100,000 in gifts total ♥ ♥ ♥ Ill be taking entries till Tommorrow at midnight.

Jealousy Is Ugly
When you, the reader, get jealous.. what do you think? What do you do? Maybe it's hard to think about that if you're not jealous right now, but try to act like that... Anyway, jealousy makes people do things they (hopefully) regret afterwards. Like I did. But it's not me... it's about me. Someone has a crush on me and this person KNOWS she can't have me. And what does she do? Talking shit to my friends about my girl, who is her best friend... I tell ya, what the fuck is this person thinking??? First of all I don't know this person, I may have been flirting with her, but that's it. Second of all, I have been thinking hard about what I want, what I need and who I truly love. And I stick with those thoughts. No more fooling around. I have set my mind and I'm NOT walking away from it! So if this person reads this... Take back everything you said, it's no use to cause drama... Because there IS no drama! And I fucking hate drama right now. I've been there, done that... NO MORE! M

Mustard-glazed Christmas Ham
Ingredients: 1 ham (9-pound size) 2 carrots -- peeled 2 rib celery 2 bay leaves 5 white peppercorns 2 yellow onions -- peeled 12 whole cloves 1/2 cup mild Swedish mustard 2 egg yolks 6 tablespoons honey 3 tablespoons fine bread crumbs coarse mustard Directions: Place ham in a large pot. Add carrots, celery ribs, bay leaves, peppercorns, and onions, each studded with half the cloves. Cover with water, cover pot, and simmer over low heat, skimming occasionally, for 3 hours. Remove meat from broth (reserve broth for other use) and place on a cutting board. Cut away and discard rind. Preheat oven to 325F. Combine Swedish mustard, egg yolks, and tablespoon honey in a bowl and mix well. Place ham, fat side up, on a rack set in a roasting pan. Glaze top of ham and bake for 25 minutes. Increase heat to 400F and cooking, basting with glaze, for 15 minutes. Sprinkle with bread crumbs and bake until golden, 15 minutes. Cool, then slice. Serve with coarse mustar

Christmas Ham Braised In White Wine With Vegetables
Ingredients: 1 tablespoon unsalted butter 3/4 cup carrots -- thinly sliced 3/4 cup chopped onions 1 cooked ham (5 lbs, boneless, OR boned in ham 5 to 6 lbs) 4 cups dry white wine -- divided 6 sprigs parsley 2 bay leaves -- broken in half 6 peppercorns -- crushed 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme 1 dash ground cloves 1/4 cup apple jelly 3 tablespoons dijon-style mustard 2 cups nonfat chicken broth 10 1/2 tablespoons cornstarch 10 1/2 tablespoons cold water 1 bunch fresh watercress -- for garnish Directions: Preheat oven to 350. Heat butter in large, heavy roasting pan over medium heat. When hot, add carrots and onions and saute, stirring, until softened, about 3 minutes. Place ham, fat-side up, on top of vegetables. Add 3 cups wine, parsley, bay leaves, peppercorns, thyme and cloves to pan. Bring to a simmer. Remove from stovetop. Cover pan; transfer to oven. Bake until quite tender when pierced with knife, about 1 1/2 hours or longer, basting every 20 minutes with pan juic

So Help Me
OK i have been on Cherry Tap since October and i am so hooked i have found a great bunch of nice and sweet people who are my friends who i love talking too not to mention they are all HOT and rate more than a 10 in my book but i need suggestions my lovely friends. I am so hooked and i have made it to a respectable level i think in a short amount of time but now i am stuck so how do i proceed to get higher what can i do. any suggestions i would love thanks to all you wonderful people and i hope all of you have a happy and safe holiday "MUAH"

Roast Goose With Baked Apples
Ingredients: 8 firm medium apples, cored 1 cup mashed cooked sweet potatoes 1/4 cup packed brown sugar 2 tablespoons melted butter 1/4 teaspoon salt Dash of pepper 1 whole wild goose, 6 to 8 pounds Seasoned salt Salt and pepper 1 carrot, cut into 1-inch pieces 1 stalk celery, cut into 1-inch pieces 1 medium onion, cut into 8 pieces Apple brandy Directions: Remove a thin strip of peel from the top of each apple. In medium mixing bowl, combine remaining apple ingredients and mix well. Stuff apples with sweet potato mixture, mounding on top. Place in shallow baking dish. Set apples aside. Heat oven to 325 F. Pat goose dry with paper towels. Sprinkle cavity lightly with seasoned salt, salt and pepper. Place carrot, celery, and onion in cavity. Tie drumsticks across cavity. Tuck wing tips behind back. Place, breast side up, on rack in roasting pan. Sprinkle outside of goose with seasoned salt, salt and pepper. Roast, basting frequently with pan juices and sprinkling oc

Sexiest Cherry Body Contest - Starts Tues 1/9
Hey dolls... Okay, so I'm gonna hold another contest starting next Tuesday 1/2 at 9pm Central time. The contest will run for 7 days ending at the same time the following Tuesday 1/9. This is going to be divided into two groups; men and women. No NSFW pictures, please. Can be a man in shorts with no shirt, etc. Or can be a woman in bathing suit, lingerie, something to cover up unmentionables ;-) I'd like to have 10 entries each, so get to finding some sexy pics... and Please repost so that we can have a great turnout!! The more entries, the better prizes. There will be prizes on both ends for most comments, as well as a prize for most ratings. Send me a link to the photo you would like to use in a private message! Have fun my sweet cherries!!!

Love To All My Friends&fans
merry christmas Did Anyone Ever Tell You, Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Did Anyone Ever Tell You Many Times, When They were Sad Your Comment made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine . Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Like You Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You I HOPE I GET THIS BACK I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!! Don't be confused by friends and acquaintances, there is a difference! Because I care about you, It's national care week. and you get to send messages to all your friends telling them that you care about them and make them feel good about themselves and if they write back .. (just once) then that means that they care about you too. BU

Baked Ham And Pineapple Rings
Ingredients: 1 (3 inch) thick center cut ham slice 1 (20 ounce) can sliced pineapple in syrup undrained 1 cup cider vinegar 1 cup firmly packed light brown sugar 1 tablespoon worcestershire sauce 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger Directions: Trim fat from ham. Place ham in a baking dish just large enough to hold it. Drain pineapple reserving juice. Add remaining ingredients to juice and mix well. Spoon over ham. Cover and chill 3 to 4 hours or overnight. Uncover and bake at 300 degrees F for 2 hours; basting occasionally. Arrange pineapple slices over ham. Baste with sauce and bake 1 additional hour; basting frequently. This recipe for Baked Ham and Pineapple Rings serves/makes 4

Which Victorian Tarot Card Are You?
You scored as Star. You are The Star. Health and healing - Hope and optimism - Peace and serenity - The dawn of better times. These cards are from The Victorian Romantic Tarot. It's based on original Victorian engravings, some of which are now rare.Star100%The Lovers92%The World83%The Sun83%The Empress83%The Fool75%The High Priestess58%Temperance50%The Devil17%Which Victorian Romantic Tarot card are you? With pictures.created with QuizFarm.com

Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
Ingredients: 1 pound fresh chestnuts Directions: Preheat oven to 400ºF. Select fresh chestnuts that are heavy, glossy and firm, with smooth shells. Using a paring knife, cut a small cross on one side of each shell to allow steam to escape and to make nuts easier to peel. Place nuts in a single layer in a heavy oven-proof skillet or roasting pan. Roast 15 to 20 minutes. Wrap hot chestnuts in a towel and squeeze to crush the shells. Keep nuts wrapped for 5 minutes before removing. Shell the chestnuts by removing both the hard outer shell and the thin brown skin inside. Be careful not to burn your fingers. This recipe for Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire serves/makes 2 cups

Christmas Cheesecake Cookies
Ingredients: 1/3 cup firmly packed dark brown sugar 1/2 cup granulated sugar, divided 1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 cup chopped walnuts 1/3 cup butter 8 ounces cream cheese, room temperature 1 egg 1 tablespoon lemon juice 3 tablespoons milk, divided 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 1/2 tablespoon green candied cherries, divided 1 1/2 tablespoon red candied cherries, divided 2/3 cup sifted confectioners' sugar Directions: Coat an 8-inch square baking pan with nonstick cooking spray. Mix brown sugar with 1/4 cup granulated sugar, flour and walnuts. Stir in butter, using a fork or pastry blender, until crumbly. Remove and set aside 1 cup of the mixture. Place the remainder in the baking pan and press down evenly. Bake in preheated 350 degrees F oven for 12 to 15 minutes, until just starting to brown. Remove from oven and allow to cool slightly. Meanwhile, using an electric mixer, beat cream cheese and half the sugar. Add egg, lemon juice, 2 tablespoons milk and vanilla.

Christmas Tree Tostadas Recipe
Ingredients: 1 pound hambuger 1 package taco seasoning mix 6 small flour tortillas 1 green pepper, seeded and diced 1 tomato, diced 1/2 cup sliced black olives 1/2 cup sliced green olives 6 ounces sliced Monterey Jack cheese, cut into strips 3 cups shredded lettuce Sour Cream Taco Sauce Directions: Preheat oven to 350. Prepare hamburger with taco seasoning mix, according to package directions. Cut tortillas into tree shapes. With a spoon, spread 1/3 cup hamburger mix evenly over each tortilla. Leave a 1/2 inch border of tortilla all the way around each tostada. Use green pepper, tomatoes, and olives to decorate tostadas like Christmas trees. Arrange the cheese on each tostada in a zigzag pattern to make a garland. Use a spatula to place tosadas on a baking sheet. Bake for 5 to 7 minutes or until cheese is melted. Serve each tostada with 1/2 cup of shredded lettuce (spread around the base of the tree as a skirt), and sour cream and taco sauce to taste. This

Sugar Free Chocolate Chip Cookies Recipe
Ingredients: 1/2 cup Softened margarine 1 Egg 1 teaspoon Vanilla 1/4 cup Non-fat dry milk 1/2 cup Sugar Twin 1/4 cup Water 1 cup Flour 1/2 teaspoon Baking soda 2 ounces Dietetic choc candy --diced Directions: Cream together margarine and Sugar Twin. Add egg, vanilla, non-fat dry milk and water. Beat 1 minute at medium speed. Fold in chocolate candy. Drop from teaspoon onto ungreased cookie sheet. Bake at 350F for 20-25 minutes. This recipe for Sugar Free Chocolate Chip Cookies serves/makes 4 dozen

Diabetic Fudge Recipe
Ingredients: 1 Env gelatin 1/4 cup Water 1 Sq. unsweetened chocolate 1/8 teaspoon Cinnamon 3/4 teaspoon Liquid food sweetener 1/4 cup Water 1/2 cup Evaporated milk 1/2 teaspoon Vanilla 1/4 cup Chopped nuts Directions: Soften gelatin in 1/4 cup water for 5 minutes. Melt chocolate with cinnamon and sweetener; add milk and water slowly. Add gelatin. Stir until dissolved. Remove from fire. Add vanilla, cool. When mixture begins to thicken, add nuts. Turn into cold pan. When firm cut into pieces. This recipe for Diabetic Fudge serves/makes 8

Chocolate Mousse Squares
Ingredients: 3/4 cup all-purpose flour, PLUS"PLUS" means this ingredient in addition to the one on the next line, often with divided uses 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour, divided 2/3 cup Splenda (sugar substitute), PLUS"PLUS" means this ingredient in addition to the one on the next line, often with divided uses 3 tablespoons Splenda (sugar substitute), divided 1/4 cup margarine 1/4 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa 1/2 teaspoon powdered instant coffee 1/4 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 cup frozen egg substitute, thawed 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/2 cup plain non-fat yogurt Directions: Heat oven to 350 F. In medium bowl, stir together 3/4 cup flour and 3 Tbsp Splenda. With pastry blender or 2 knives, cut in margarine until fine crumbs form. Press mixture onto bottom of ungreased 8 inch square baking pan. Bake 15 minutes or until golden. Reduce oven temperature to 300 F. Meanwhile, in small mixer bowl, stir together remaining 2/3 cup Splenda, cocoa, remaining 2 Tbsp flour, instant c

Dairy Free Chocolate Cake
Ingredients: ***Cake:*** 6 ounces espresso coffee 3 ounces water 3 ounces caster sugar 3 ounces vegetarian margarine 7 ounces plain unbleached flour 1 teaspoon bicarbonate of soda 1 ounce cocoa 3 tablespoons soya milk 1/2 teaspoon vanilla essence ***Icing:*** 3 ounces chocolate 1 ounce vegetarian margarine 9 ounces icing sugar Directions: Pre heat oven: 350F. Grease a 8in round cake tin. Put coffee, water, margarine, sugar and syrup in a pan and heat stirring until sugar dissolves. Simmer for 5 mins. stir in dry ingredients and beat well. Stir in the soya milk and vanilla essence. Put in tin and bake for 25 mins. until set. Slice in half and allow to cool. To make icing, place chocolate and margarine (+3 Tbsp) in a bowl or pan and place over another pan of boiling water until melted. Stir well until amalgamated then beat in dry icing sugar. Allow to cool slightly then sandwich cake together with icing. Spread the remaining icing over cake. Top with raspberries or ch

Mint-chocolate Truffles
Ingredients: 1/3 cup semi-sweet mint chocolate chips 4 ounces less fat cream cheese -- softened 1 bag (16 ounce size) powdered sugar -- sifted 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa 1/4 cup sifted powdered sugar 2 tablespoons semisweet mint chocolate chips Directions: Place 1/3 cup chips in a glass bowl. Microwave at HIGH 1 minute or until almost melted; stir until smooth. Cool. Add cheese to melted chips; beat at medium speed of a mixer until smooth. Add powdered sugar to cheese mixture; beat until well-blended. Press mixture into a 6-inch square on plastic wrap; cover with additional plastic wrap. Chill at least 1 hour. Remove top sheet of plastic wrap; cut mixture into 48 squares. Roll each square into a ball; place on wax paper. Roll half of balls in cocoa; roll remaining balls in 1/4 cup powdered sugar. Place 2 tablespoons chips in a heavy-duty zip-top plastic bag; microwave at HIGH 1 minute or until soft. Knead bag until smooth. Snip a tiny hole in corner of bag; drizzle cho

Hey Italy
Currently listening to the best song ever in life: I see her body move in deadly positions Her fingers graze my neck for the last time Her lungs are spilling out What's keeping me alive? What's keeping her alive? Let's see, let's cut of all her long blond hair Listen sweetie You never meant that much to me Hope your eyes can see What you did to me You'll always be my enemy I see the victims of the deadliest poison My face has turned her skin chalk white My lungs are spilling out What's keeping her alive, but was she ever dead? Let's see, there's footprints trailing out of the morgue Listen sweetie You never meant that much to me Hope your eyes can see What you did to me You'll always be my enemy I see her body move I watch her body move (my enemy) She's deadly poison My only poison (my enemy) I see her body move I watch her body move (my enemy) She's deadly poison My only poison Let's see, let's cut of all her long blond hair Listen sweetie

Mississippi Mud Pie
Ingredients: ***CRUST*** 1/2 cup pecans -- roasted, chopped 1/2 cup walnuts -- roasted, chopped 2 pie crusts (9 inch size) ***FILLING*** 16 ounces cream cheese 8 ounces sour cream 8 ounces powdered sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/4 cup sugar ***TOPPING*** 2 tablespoons cornstarch 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour 1/4 cup cocoa powder 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 cup skim milk 3 egg yolks -- beaten 2 cups skim milk 3/4 cup sugar 1 tablespoon margarine 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 teaspoon almond extract Directions: CRUST: Mix pecans and walnuts and add to your favorite pie crust recipe, or use 2 frozen pie crusts, baked according to package instructions, with nuts divided evenly over bottom of crusts. Set aside to cool. FILLING: Mix cream cheese, sour cream, powdered sugar and vanilla with food processor until well blended. Divide evenly between pie crusts. Refrigerate for 2 hours or longer. TOPPING: In a bowl, blend 1/4 cup sugar, cornstarch, flour, cocoa, sa

New Here
well im new here trying to figure all this out. it all seems pretty cool so far. im a myspace person but im getting bored on there so this will be a good change for me. anyways stay tuned for more blogs to come.....

Kahlua Mousse
Ingredients: 1 pound dark sweet chocolate, cut in pieces 3 ounces butter, cut in pieces 1/2 cup powdered sugar 3 eggs, separated 1/4 cup Kahlua 1 teaspoon instant coffee powder 2 cups whipping cream Whipped cream (optional) Directions: In top of double boiler, melt chocolate and butter over simmering water. In large bowl, combine sugar, yolks, Kahlua and coffee powder. Blend in chocolate mixture. Whip cream until stiff peaks form; fold into Kahlua-chocolate mixture. Beat egg whites until soft peaks form; fold into mixture. Spoon into serving bowl or dessert glasses. Refrigerate 4 hours or overnight. Garnish, if desired. This recipe for Kahlua Mousse serves/makes 8

My Thoughts About Those Special 3 Words
** I LOVE YOU ** LOVE ALWAYS HURTS AND LOVE NEVER END IN HAPPYNESS .... ALL U GET IS UR HEART BROKE EVEN U GET WISER EVERYTIME WHEN THAT HAPPEN U CAN FEEL URSELF GETTING MORE COLD AND SCARED TO SAY THOSE 3 WORDS EVER AGAIN ... CAUSE WHEN U LOVE SOMEONE WITH ALL UR HEART THAT PERSON WILL NEVER LEAVE UR HEART AND EVERYTIME WHEN U THINK AND FEEL THE PAIN U KNOW WHO WAS GIVING IT TO U ... BUT THE LOVE IS STRONGER AND U CANT WIPE THAT PERSON OUT OF UR LIFE AND HEART ... PEOPLE GETTING SO COLD THEY CANT EVEN CRY ANYMORE PEOPLE SAY TO CRY ABOUT THE LOVE U LOST MAKE U FEEL BETTER BUT THATS NOT TRUE CAUSE I CANT CRY ANYMORE I WASTE TO MANY TEARS IN MY WHOLE LIFE ABOUT THE PAIN I WAS GETTING FROM OTHER PEOPLE ... SO WHY DOES THOSE 3 WORDS EXCIST IN THIS WORLD ????

Say It Isn't So!!!!
My Gay best friend who used to be my ex long long ago til he outed himself to me as a bisexual just dropped a hughe bomb on me he wants to become a woman!!! I have known and loved him 8 yrs him I emphasize the word HIM!!! he even has his name picked out??? What kind of alternate universe do we live in where we can change what God made us I am very open minded and non judgemental but this is wayyy 2 much!!! Jon stay Jon not Christina Grace ugh!!! Oh he changed it now he wants to be Joanna or Johan Grace still ugh!!!

-beer Cheese Recipes
Ingredients: 1/2 pound sharp cheddar cheese, 2 ounces blue cheese 3 ounces cream cheese, 1 teaspoon caraway seeds 1 teaspoon paprika 1/2 cup lager beer Directions: Combine cut up cheeses in the bowl of food processor. Add caraway, paprika and beer. Blend until smooth. Transfer to serving bowl. Serve at room temperature with crackers. This recipe for Beer Cheese serves/makes 8

Merry Christmas To All Cherry Tap
I wish all cherry tap people a Merry christmas in this year of war that our country has to play a part in. For all of You with loved ones in the aarmed forces God Bless you all and your familys out there. May God protect them and bring them all safe home to you. with loving kind regards Fairy Fantacy

Better Than Sex Cake
Ingredients: 1 Box German Chocolate Cake Mix 7 ounces Sweetened Condensed Milk 6 ounces Caramel Sauce (Jar) 8 ounces Non-Dairy Whipped Topping -- thawed 8 Heath Candy Bars -- crushed Directions: Bake cake in 9 by 13-inch cake pan, as directed on box. Let it cool slightly and poke little holes in the top of the cake with a pencil. Dribble sweetened condensed milk and caramel sauce over cake. Let stand for over an hour until the cake has completely cooled. Frost with whipped topping and sprinkle crushed candy bars over that. Refrigerate.

Reflections On Life
We are all here on this earth for a purpose…most of us are unaware of what it is. I have been very reflective lately…thinking about life in general. Not a bad thing to do…opens your eyes a bit about yourself…and sometimes about others. We are all basically the same, we all bleed red blood…but some of us feel the pain too. If you go through life just bleeding, you lose out on so much of what life has to offer. The pain lets you open your heart, offer compassion, love, hope, provide strength, help. At times it sets the tone of things. Dwelling on pain or hurt can be destructive, so don’t linger there…just learn. Open up your heart and let it be a source of good things too. I have met so many different people in my life…and each one has affected my life in a different way. The combination of my environment, my values, morals, contacts, jobs, relatives, friends, genetics, and attitude have all contributed to who I am today…and I like who I am. I am not perfect, but I am who I am. I like

~~ Thank You Everyone For Your Kind Words......~~
~~ Here's the comments for the contest that went wrong ~~ thank u everyone that agrees to what this man did he should not....throw contests. Could win the contest . she can be found in his family on his page... So all i'm saying is if ur going to have a contest play it fair . and by the way he had more then 16,000 comments from both of us in the contest and not to have a runner up in second place???? when asked he said " Hey i don't have cherry bucks to do that " so then why have a contest?? So i am letting everyone know ....THIS MAN CHEATS .... for his friends or even family on his page .... so sad but i guess there are people like him out there.... thank you for your time maria ---------------------- Maria and her friends including me posted more than 8000 comments at her daughter contest photo and this DORK could not give her a gift !! PLEASE DO NOT ENTER ANY OF HIS CONTEST !! WARNING !! Lena aka Engla ----------------------------------- bbG added.... N

Hussein Fatal - Section 8 - Hustlin' In Front Of Housing - Mixtape - Out Now!!
This is the Official Myspace Page Hussein Fatal - Section 8 - Hustlin' In Front Of Housing - The Mixtape Vol1 OUT NOW!! 19 Tracks Order from our Official Online Shop - Thugtertainment.net or from Amazon.com Click logos below for direct product link

Girl Meets Boy On Her Yahoo Messenger
ths isnt real just an urban legend crazy1 86:hey baby!!! h0tNsPiCy91: whos dis??? crazy1 86:ur secret admirer!!!!! h0tNsPiCy91: o really.... quite lyin! whos dis??? crazy1 86:i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes... crazy1 86:i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true. crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u. crazy1 86: tonight u will see me some time tonight.... h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!? crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you... crazy1 86 had signed off. the girl was so scared she locked alll her doors and windows. she made sure her room was secured. she was so scared if it was a joke or for real. she didnt know when he was going to come. the girl was frighten so she decided to sleep with her little sister. the girl dozed off quikly. then she heards a knock on the window. the girl slowly walked to the window. it started knocking louder. the girl loo

New To A Relationship...
Anyone new to a relationship or maybe having problems adjusting from being single to being with someone. It is a BIG change and unlike any previous relationship that didn’t work you probably want this one too. I don’t agree with all of this but it makes some good points overall. To me if you want to be with someone you make changes in yourself and life to reflect that, to respect them, your relationship, and yourself. So how do you do it, well I was curious myself, seems I keep making silly and unexpected mistakes, maybe say the wrong thing or get jealous of something I probably shouldn’t. So I did some checking and got some advise from the experts by asking just that question “how to make things work and last.” I didn’t think I needed to cover common sense things like being good to each other and not having sex or shit with other people (not cheating) kind of obvious, but I thought I'd bring up a few things that didn’t seem obvious to me and maybe not necessarily to everyone else

Missing That Christmas Spirit
Ok gotta tell ya, I wasn't feeling into the Christmas spirit this year mainly due to there being no snow. Which being in Ohio you'd think cold weather n freak'n snow.. if you feel like I do maybe this will help cheer you up a tad. (I know it helped me) Merry Christmas Peeps and if I don't get to tell you in person Thanks for being my friend or family. Twisted Sister Oh Come All Ye Faithful

Ankle Surgery...
Ok I just got back from the Orthopedic doc. He took more xrays of my foot. He said that its not fractured. However, he is completely confused about the staple thats in my ankle and said it needs to come out. So I am going to have surgery on Jan 30th to have it removed. He also commented on how extremely tense my ankle was when he tried to move it. I told him I never recieved physical therapy after my first anklw surgery, so hopefully he will put me in PT and my ankle problems will be a thing of the past... Anyway, wow the month of January is gonna be tough... Nose surgery on the 19th and ankle surgery on the 30th. I am really gonna be loopy. LOL! I will probably stay with my aunt while I am recovering from the surgeries. Oh and the doc also told me I can stop using the walker whenever I feel comfortable walking without it. So I will keep everyone posted on whats going on. *Hugs* Velvet Love AKA Loopy Twin # 2

Have U Hugged A Veteran??
LOL :) I have..... a few actually!! my Dad for one!! and a few of the other gentlemen down at our local VFW post ((9917)) I was there this morning to help out with making & delivering fruit baskets to the veterans who are living in the nursing homes here, we made over 90 baskets!! AWESOME!! One of the veterans who was there helping is a man who is in his 90's it was so cool to talk to him!! Starting my day doing something for the men & women who did so much for our country Definately made today an excellent day for me!!

This Is For The Bad Boys And Girls!
EVERYONE, Please Vote for you favorite. Still a few days left of voting. ANYONE can win. Please repost and COMMENT BOMB the photo of your choice!!! Christmas Costume Contest WOW! My FIRST CONTEST EVER!!!! Here are the rules! This contest will count 1 point for ANY rating (1-10). Also EACH comment will count as 1 vote. Comment as many times as you want. Pimp it out all you want. Anyone may comment! 1st place: 2 dinners for two (One for you and one for the Cherry Tap Member of your choice). AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 2nd Place: 6 bottles or cans of the beer of your choice or = cost of shot or wine... name your poison. AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 3rd Place: A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! So click on the links below and comment bomb your favorite: Contest is from 9:30 am EST Friday, December 15, 2006 and will end Friday, December 22 9:30 EST! The winners skins will be ready for ripping on the

Some Kids Just Don't Get It !!!!!
This started yesterday .....bottom up ... My thoughts are posted after this message...... ->ArmyGuy63B...: DONE ASK WE SPEAK ArmyGuy63B...: GO AWAY!!!!!!!! ->ArmyGuy63B...: WENT AWAY ON YAHOO AS PER YOUR REQUEST.......NEXT IS HERE.......ENJOY YOUR LIFE........GOOD LUCK WITH THE KIDS AND THE ARMY.......CHIEF ->ArmyGuy63B...: name calling is not necessary.......i have thick skin.....but that was not necessary........ ArmyGuy63B...: fucking bitch ArmyGuy63B...: ok deleted ->ArmyGuy63B...: I mean I do need to do that every now and then .... ->ArmyGuy63B...: Delete if you wish .... but I was in bed sleeping ....SORRY !!!!!!! ArmyGuy63B...: ok cool i guess ill delete u too since u dont talk to me anymore ArmyGuy63B...: hello? All I ever asked out of him on Yahoo messenger was to say he was sorry for the name calling.... Now don't get me wrong I have been called this many times to my face over the years....but it has been face to face with someone that I hav

One More Day
One more day One more night I tell myself, til I feel the warmth of your tender embrace One more day One more night I tell myself, til I can taste of your sweet lips Time goes by Oh how time goes by Yet, this love for thee has never died Seeming to never change, waiver, or tarnish by the cruelty of time Every single night I hear your voice See your face and feel your warm embrace Not a night goes by That I dont cry out your name Only to get no reply Again I cry Still with no reply One more day One more night I tell myself, til I feel the warmth of you tender embrace One more day One more night I tell myself, til I can taste of your sweet lips One more day One more night I tell myself, One more day One more night One more day

I'm On The Road
Hi everyone. I am in Sacramento and driving today to Santa Barbara. Picked up my sone Jake and we will go down to see Grace and Tess and take them to pizza before they go to bed tonight. Tomorrow we drive to Orange County to see some old friends, then pick up Maddie at LAX on the way back up on Friday. Rest of the vacation will be spent having fun with all four kids together - a rarety in my life these days, then I fly back to Texas on the 28th. Won't be on the site that much so Happy Holidays. -Mike

Still Obsessed / Hollowpoint Linked
Ok, this is to Jeff and my friends. Many of you know the whole "reginna" story, how she was busted being a fake using a girl named Carlee pic's. Well, IT has a male account as well claiming to have met "reginna" in person. Well funny thing is that all of "hollowpoint's" images on IT's profile are all linked to "reginna's" photobucket account. Hollowpoints Image Addy's: http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/friendlywitch/vidos/kinky00027.gif http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/friendlywitch/water.jpg http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/friendlywitch/2713979648.jpg http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/friendlywitch/funny%20ones/1253424152_m.gif http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/friendlywitch/we%20models%20are%20beautiful/imagine4u2b7fn.gif http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/friendlywitch/we%20models%20are%20beautiful/9380Bridge_Over_Troubled_Water_by_k.jpg http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/friendlywitch/we%20models%20are%20beautiful/ShowLetter33.gif http

Old Words That Came To Life
Just wait and see, you're going to hate me. Go ahead and throw my life away. You'll find succession. I need my depression. You'll get tired of me anyway. I'm falling apart, there's a hole in my heart. I don't know how to heal the pain. I feel meager and sick, I know I'm pathetic. My tears fall harder than rain. Doors shut, one by one. This time, there's nowhere to run. I knew how it would all end. I didn't want to believe. I thought wounds mend. I thought you wouldn't deceive. Where's the love you said you'd always give? You've left me unwilling to live. I don't have the will, to dig up six feet. I've had my fill. I'm just rotting meat. But my soul won't go. You wouldn't care, but I hope you know; I still cry. I'm still dead and waiting to die.

Hidden Tears
Seas of smiles, hide the tears inside Lost and confused, this mangled mind lies Evermore numbing memories rise With my mind and heart in fued How is it that your smile lifts my mood Should this feeling be subdued For with your kiss this feeling flies Your touch, at my heart does it pry With heart pounding and shortened breath, inside I cry With softly spoken words, I sigh For in your ear, I whisper no lies Yet, this feeling for you, I hide With blackened heart and arms open wide How can I feel so soft inside With blackened heart no more, I swallow my pride These feelings for you, I can not hide Now setting my pride aside If I told you, I could not love you, I lied

Never Been Blogged Before
This is the first blog I have ever started. I got on this site yesterday after a friend said I should join it. It's kind of interesting this electronic bar thing. Can you imagine the amount of work time it consumes!

Sonia Sanchez And Mos Def To Co-host Assata Shakur's B-day Launch
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: Hands Off Assata Campaign Phone: 866.244.4708 Email: hoacampaign@yahoo.com Hands Off Assata Campaign Launches National Initiative to Recognize 60th Birthday of Activist/Writer/Artist Assata Shakur New York City. NY .. On November 2, 2006 notable public figures such as Angela Davis, Susan Taylor of Essence Magazine, rapper/actor Mos Def, Khephra Burns, Charles Mingus, III, the Malcolm X Grassroots Movement, the National Center for Human Rights Education, National Conference of Black Lawyers, Campaign to End the Death Penalty, Black United Movement and many more will stand together to launch an international campaign calling forth a pardon for Assata Shakur. Assata Shakur, mother, grandmother, author, activist, and artist will meet her 60th birthday in political exile with a $1 million bounty issued by the U.S. government to capture her from Cuba. In recognition of her birthday, in recognition of her right to live, supporters of the Hands Off Ass

Thoughts
Now i know how boring comment bombing is LOL. Yes i could have knocked up a script to do it automatically but i thought the site might not like that, so i decided against it. Anyway how many competitions would i actually use it on? As i rarely vote on the comps, then i can't see much point. I just bought football manager 2007 for the psp. I was looking for another game apart from the free one I got with the psp, and this just took my interest. I haven't tried it yet due to time constraints and comment bombing LOL.

What Is The Hands Off Assata Shakur Campaign?
The Hands Off Assata Campaign is a coming together of organizations and individuals who are outraged by the heightened attempts by Department of Justice and the State of New Jersey to illegally force a return of Assata Shakur from Cuba to the United States. Assata Shakur is a bona fide political exile living in the island nation of Cuba. She was persecuted for her political beliefs and tortured while in prison. We support the international human rights and Geneva conventions, which enabled her to seek and secure political asylum in Cuba, and we support the right of the Cuban people to grant it to her. We are shocked by the actions of New Jersey and the US Department of Justice, who has issued a $1 million dollar bounty on head of Assata Shakur. Doing such a thing is tantamount to a call to "soldiers of fortune" to kidnap and kill Ms. Shakur and for them to engage in international espionage against the sovereign nation of Cuba. We are shocked by the issuing on May 2nd, 2005 of

20 Dec
Its 20th of 12th and i am in London I guess you guys call it 1220 but that wouldn't have worked.... ....like this air filter, just cos its called a 60-1220 doesn't mean it is funny or amusing in any way Anyway, it's nearly time when I have to say, open your own god damn windows, go on my hols and stuff. So... Merry Christmas Everyone!

Tis' The Season To Be On The Road-ugh!!
Well tomorrow starts the madness of being on the road for the holidays ppl! Just wanted to let my buddies know that I will be nonexistent from tomorrow til after Xmas. I wish everyone a very safe and Happy Holidays and Blessed Be!

Dr. Mutulu Shakur's 2pac Tribute Cd
Las Vegas/Toronto - Incarcerated Freedom Fighter Dr. Mutulu Shakur has released a CD entitled "A 2Pac Tribute: Dare 2 Struggle", commemorating the life and times of his son Tupac Amaru Shakur. Tupac is the best-selling rap musician of all time and arguably the most influential artist in the genre. Dr. Mutulu Shakur has been imprisoned in US penitentiaries the past 19 years for activities in support of the Black Liberation Movement. "A 2Pac Tribute: Dare 2 Struggle" is the first ever compilation to feature incarcerated rappers alongside hip-hop heavyweights. Such a project was actually conceived by Tupac and his brother Mopreme during their prison meetings with Mutulu, when they wrote the 'Thug Code' constitution to help decrease gang violence. Their peace-making efforts were cut short when Tupac was killed in Las Vegas on September 13, 1996. The tribute CD features a 16-page booklet which includes a printing of the 'Thug Code. Half the albums proceeds will be used towards Dr. Mut

Who Is Mutulu Shakur?
Biography of Dr. Mutulu Shakur Date of Birth: August 8, 1950 Nationality: New Afrikan Incarcerated at: Coleman, FL Dr. Mutulu Shakur is a New Afrikan (Black) man whose primary work has been in the area of health. He is a doctor of acupuncture and was a co-founder and director of two institutions devoted to improving health care in the Black community. Mutulu Shakur was born on August 8, 1950, in Baltimore, Maryland as Jeral Wayne Williams. At age 7 he moved to Jamaica, Queens, New York City with his mother and younger sister. Shakur's political and social consciousness began to develop early in his life. His mother suffered not only from being Black and female, but was also blind. These elements constituted Shakur's first confrontation with the state, while assisting his mother to negotiate through the maze that made up the social service system. Through this experience Shakur learned that the system did not operate in the interests of Black people and that Bla

Hahahahahaha!!!!
I think I'm giving my sister a heart attack right now. I keep asking her about something [sexual] and she's bugging out on me right now. It's the funniest thing in te world!!!! I love torturing her. ♥

Please Sign The 'free Mutulu' Petition!
To : U.S. Government http://www.petitiontime.com/ViewPetition.aspx?key=freemutulu Calling for an immediate release of freedom fighter Dr. Mutulu Shakur, adoptive father of best-selling rap musician of all time Tupac Amaru Shakur. Dr. Mutulu Shakur has been imprisoned in U.S. penitentiaries the past 19 years for activities in support of the Black Liberation Movement. For case updates please visit his MutuluShakur.com web site.

Buddy Day!
HAPPY BUDDIES DAY!!! Forward to all your friends, including me. And don't tell me you're too busy for this. Don't you know the phrase "stop and smell the flowers"? See how many "bouquets" you end up with! Happiness Keeps You Sweet, Trials Keep You Strong, Sorrows Keep You Human, Failures Keep You Humble, Success Keeps You Glowing, But Only God Keeps You Going! You are so special! Today is "Online Buddy Day". Send this to your online friends - even me, if I'm one of them - and see how many you get today!

Real Man--is There Such A Thing Anymore
1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you. 11.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch movies with you. 12.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because. 13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real. 14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one. 15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questi

New Pics
So i have some recently added pics in my Mrs.Flyhead Album, Me And Jennie Album And Things Made For Me Album..If You Haven't Already Plz Stop By My Page And Rate/Comment...Thanks :) PS. My boyfriend is a idiot.He made me a sandwich with the crust part of the bread :(

My First Contest
Hey everyone i am in my first contest and i really need everyone's help and it is a comment bomb so you can comment as many times as you want so please go and help me out and if you ever need any help i will be here to help you out just let me know....

Really, It's Very Simple...
But quite a few people have this problem. And really folks, I'm here to help. There is a VERY big difference between YOUR and YOU'RE. I used to think that people who couldn't differentiate should probably sue their school systems, but after reading your bulletins, blogs, and other such, I realize that the problem is so huge it's almost beyond containable. Here's the simplest way to figure it out: YOUR - possesion of 'you' YOU'RE - contraction of 'you are.' If you are referring to an item that BELONGS to a person (a noun), then you would use the possesion of the word. i.e. - "I really like your shirt!" If you are referring to something that a person is or is doing, you would use the 'you are' contraction. i.e. - "You're pretty!" or "You're driving me crazy!" If you're in doubt as you're typing, it may help if you say it outloud! If the word that you're trying to relay uses the short "ou" sound, then use "your." If it uses the long "ou" sound, then it's "you're." R

Another Family Trip
Yes another one lol we do most of the traviling around this time ..and a little in the summer. So far the roads look great I am hoping they stay that way. We leave on the 23red and I still have all the packing to do and I work the next 2 nights so I hope I can get it all done in time.

Texas Here I Come!!
Just wanted to let eveyone know that I will be moving to Texas VERY soon. If my profile says I'm on, but I don't respond, I'm probably busy. Just give me awhile, and I'll get back to you ASAP. If you know my screen names feel free to contact me anytime. If I have an away message up, still IM me if you want. I'm probably just putting somthing in the washer or dryer, looking for something or packing it up. I'll get back to you as soon as I see your message. :D Hope to hear from you all soon!!

Holiday Shopping
At this time of year is it always difficult to pick out just the presents for friends and family. It is tempting to go the gift card route but they are people who you care about. Thought should go into the gift to try and make it personal practical and useful for them since they care for you all year long and are there for you in good times and in bad times. And for those friends with kids who annoy you remember that toys without an off switch are subtle ways to get back at them ;-)

Plans Are Falling Through
OMG...so to those of you who knew I was in the process of moving, looks like I am not just yet. First reason being that I still have a job in Oklahoma, they haven't hired anyone yet. Second being that I have a job offer in Texarkana, TX. Third being that I can't handle being around the guy that is going to be my roommate, cause he acts a little too jealous of the guys I talk to and he scares them off. I just don't see how people, male and female alike, can tell someone that would do anything to be with them that they only want to be friends, then when that person decides..."hey, friends is better than nothing at all."...and they get over the urge to be with them, they decide they want me. I am guilty of it, and I'm sure everyone else is as well. BUT...why make that persons love life a living hell? You lost your chance, so back off!

Hmmmm
from: crazyinsane date: 2006-12-19 22:14:41 subject: ... read receipt: Yes replied: No block user you know... you are such a fucken bitch, i cant even say anything just in general and you act like such a bitch. no wonder why you cant keep a boyfriend, you can never act decent around anyone. well fine then Fuck you and your "miss perfect" "it's all about me" self. you will never change, you will always be the self centered, all about you girl that you always have been. i thought i would just be nice and say something, but no, you cant handle it. well go screw yourself and whomever other guys you have already.. have a nice life "miss Selfish" LOL!!!!!! He's so funny

Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!
Sooooo, white's the word in the Denver area! Supposed to snow like three feet n shit?? GOD! I have interviews lined up for the next three days! Wish me luck. I don't know which I need more luck on though, the interview itself or getting there!

3 Minute Management Course
Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not" So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson Two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was p

Why ... Why ... Why???!!!
Why ... WHy ... WHY???!!! Why do hurt the ones we love? Why must they hurt you? If you love someone you aren't supposed to cause them pain, you supposed to be there for them to console them in that time of sorrow! I just can't understand what drives the human race to do the inconceivable things that they do. You know, I have a saying on my blog that says "To love, you must suffer ... So let the pain begin." Well, I loved, and all I do now is suffer. My heart is breaking for the final time. I loved many times before, and somehow, end up with all the same results. It amazes me ... "History always repeats itself." Let me tell you that that is the god honest truth. Why do we not appreciate what we have until it's gone? Why do we not realize we love someone until it's too late? The damage has been done, and no many how many times I forgive, I've been simply made a fool of. I've told all my skeltons, all my secrets, rectified all my lies ... only for the person

A Dream
I am the sunshine of your life I bring the warmth to your veins I bring the flush to your cheeks I bring the twinkle in your eyes As I come near your breath quickens Your pulse races You can hear every beat of your heart in your ears It sounds like a band of drummers is inside your head Suddenly a feeling of anxiousness comes over you I reach you and whisper a gentle hello to you You breath in deeply the smell of my perfume Our eyes lock on each other Words are spoken through our minds Each telling the other they are wanted Your mind is transported to another place A place where you and I are alone In the place we share a long embrace A kiss that could ignite a sleeping volcano follows Our passions ignite, it's like a fire In it's presence nothing can survive, all is engulfed Suddenly, you are brought back to the present I stand there before you Your mind is angry It wants to go back to that place Is it just a dream Or you can make it a reality

Bedtime Poems --for Big Kids
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men.. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was bad........ She got a fur coat, j

One More Redneck Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shack, Not a thing was a movin', from the front to the back, The kids were in bed, I believe we had nine, The wife in her curlers, was lookin' real fine. A cold wind was blowin', up the holler it moaned, All seven dogs on the porch howled and groaned. The boys were all dreamin' of weapons and guns, For killin' God's creatures, there's no better fun. The girls in their feminine dreams were attuned, To getting those gallons of Walmart perfume. The wife wanted jewelry, like rings with big rocks, I wanted my Chevy, down off the blocks. Then in the yard, such a noise did commence, Like something was caught, in the barb-wire fence. I ran to the window, and saw pretty quick, The man makin' the racket, was Good Ol' St. Nick. You may think of Santa, in your own mind's eye, Dressed in a red and white suit, But I've got a surprise. That old boy's an Arkie, our fair state he won't fail'er,

Cherry Blasts And Whores...
Starting to feel the same way about them.... Sad when ya gotta pay to get friends... MOST of the blasts though, from what I see pop up on my screen are not bad looking people... MOST -- some scare the f*ck out of me.... Anyway, I will be DAMNED if I will ever pay to get friends... same way I feel about sex... I am NEVER paying a woman for sex... I mean, hell marriage is sorta like legal prostitution in a way, butt that is it.... Of course there are times when I am with a woman that I think she should get out her American Express card to thank me... :) Nutso of Buttso Land....

Who Reads My Bulletins, (not Many, Often None)
HEY I REPOST A LOT OF BULLETINS, AND PUT UP A FEW OF MY OWN. SOME ARE FUNNY, SOME ARE FILLED WITH GOOD INFORMATION, SO ARE JUST TRYING TO PIMP SOMEONE OUT. NOW I REPOST YOURS. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO REPOST OR COMMENT ON MINE THAT IS FINE. BUT I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO AT LEAST GLANCE AT THEM. I OFTEN POST BULLETINS THAT GET NO VIEWS AT ALL. AND I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER HAD MORE THAN 4 VIEWS. I CHECK OUT YOURS, I COMMENT AND REPOST ON LOTS OF THEM, BUT I AT LEAST TRY AND LOOK, YES MISS A LOT OF THEM, THERE ARE TONS OUT THERE. COULD YOU AT LEAST TRY TO LOOK AT SOME OF MINE. IT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL LIKE MY THOUGHTS, FEELINGS AND IDEA'S HAVE SOME VALUE. AND THAT YOU CARE. AND WE ALL NEED EGO BOOSTS FROM TIME TO TIME. IT IS FUNNY. I GET MORE PEOPLE LOOKING AT MY BLOGS THAN MY BULLETINS. THAT IS WHY I AM PUTTING THIS HERE. WELL THAT IS MY 2 CENTS FOR NOW. TIME TO GET TO WORK. HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS YA'LL

I Want To Say Merry Christmas To You
I want to say Merry Christmas to you all Friends or not, to rich, or poor, for small and tall Yet I don’t know if my words will reach so far I’m only a poor artist and not a star But an Angel told me that I had to try Certainly for them who wants to fight and die And for all those parentless children’s who cry In loneliness father, mother tell me why I want to wish only a Happy New year If all people may live free and without fear By no cold, no hunger when I taste my beer Sitting peaceful by my children and my dear Please let me hope it was not only a dream As an bitter repeat of a helpless scream Let us make the world as an lovingly team Because live is more than a smelting ice-cream

The History Of The 12 Days Of Christmas
There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas? From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality which the children could remember. The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ. Two turtle doves were the Old and NewTestaments. Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love. The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John. The five golden rings recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Testament. The six geese a-laying stood

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Christmas Is Remembering...
The road to Santa Claus, The blessed time of childhood That meant so much. . . because It held the tinseled magic Of fairyland array, When all the world was laughter. . . And life was only play. Christmas is remembering. . . A tree ablaze with light, The family gathered closely And knowing deep delight. Exchanging gifts and sharing, The gaiety and song That star the festive season. . . Each time it comes along. Christmas is remembering. . . Our friends who're far and near, By giving and receiving. . . A season always dear. The mistletoe and holly, As scarlet tapers glow, The Christ Child in a manger. . . So very long ago. Hilda Butler Farr

A Thought For Christmas
Do you know what would have happened If it had been Three Wise Women Instead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions, Arrived on time, Helped deliver the baby, Cleaned the stable, Made a casserole, Brought practical gifts, and there would be Peace on Earth.

Warning!!!!!
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Senior Santa....for The Ladies!!
If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you And deliver some things just inside your front door Things you have lost, but treasured before. I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor, And to go along with it, a neat tiny figure. Then restore the old color that once graced your hair Before rinses and bleaches took residence there. I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted So things now suspended need not be uplifted. I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back Till you'd be a dream in those tight fitting slacks. I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin So you wouldn't spend hours rubbing grease on your skin You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells And you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells. No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes No searching for spectacles when they're right on your nose. Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny From a doctor who

Nothing Worth Reading.
I sit here wondering do you know? Do you know that your in my mind. Do you know your in my heart. Do you know your in my soul. I sit here wondering do you know? Do you know that my heart cries for you. Do you know that my soul feels dead without you. Do you know the hell I go through just for you. I sit here wondering do you know? Do you know that the pain I feel . Do you know that joy I feel. Do you know the hope I feel. I sit here wondering do you know? Do you know i would drain myself for you. Do you know I would lie to myself for you. Do you know I would believe in faith for you

Best Christmas Cookies Ever!!!!
1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor.. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of suga

New Royal Family Members
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A Night Out With A Friend
Well Yesterday was a interresting day....I useally don't go out with out Mike, one of my friends invited me out after my appointment. He Picked me up at 4pm...came to my house got my bowling ball, then we went to Applebee's ate and drank well he did. We Sat there until about 7pm. Then, we went to the bowling alley where the rest of his buds where at we all played some pool I beat ALL 4 games but 1. So I gave it to him...lol. We bowled for about an until 12pm then he asked me if I wantted to go to his buddies house to play Cornhole I said use...my first time playing the game...I liked it. Well after that we all left there and went to his other buddies and all of us got into the hot tub and the temperature outside was 27 degrees at 130am....now how crazy is that. Around 3 am last night I finally make it home...I didnt do nothing sexually with any of the guys...just out to have a good time...I needed it after all this stress and pressure I have been under. That is one reason why I am in

Child Abuse
She was only five This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in t he cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a Marin

You ..
You've conquered my heart right from the start. You knew all the right things to say .. in such a beautiful way You made me laugh and you made me cry .. But I still keep on wondering why It wasn't meant to be you and me..

You Try To Be Nice And This Is The Result
This has been bugging me for the about six months. Of course I've got no one to blame for it but myself...lol isn't that usually how it goes though? Yep. About six months ago, I was asked by someone I'd known for a while to borrow money, with the promise that it'd be paid back within a week --it was a small amount and being the nice person I am, I'd said I'd lend him the money. So, I lent the money. The week came and went, and the loan remained unpaid. Several times I saw this person, he'd say "Don't worry, I haven't forgotten that I owe you the money. I'll pay you back." This didn't sit well with me -- it also didn't sit to well with me that someone who is a huge pain in the a** kept asking "Did he pay you back yet?" It had gotten to the point where I told this person that it was none of his business. (Apparently he'd found out about the loan from a third party--people just need to mind their own business, I'm telling ya.) Here it is six months later and the loan is still unp

Don't Let Yourself Down!
I enjoy the coloured autumn leaves falling again, but many people suddenly start to complain. The sun fades away it starts to get dark outside. Instantly people don't put their worries aside. I know your troubled mind, your failures and fears. I know you can't think straight, your face covered in tears. I do know that as soon as the sky turns grey, things do not necessarily turn out your way. Get yourself together, truly, but don't be the clown, find a balance, come on, don't talk yourself down. Such a bloody waste to whine this badly, its not worth it. NEVER ever again tell me that in this world you don't fit! Please my friend pay attention to things you've achieved. It'll be more to be proud of than you've every believed. Don't expect much from me now, to listen is all I can do. Just call me in time before you start feeling this blue.

Doves Released At Wedding Ceremony
You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and step out onto the church steps. The photographer raises his camera. Following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new husband stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and relatives eagerly wait. The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky. Not a dry eye in the house, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity....

Tricks For Starting Conversations With Women
>NOTE: You can learn every single aspect of success with women and dating plus read the story of how I went from not even being able to TALK to women... all the way to dating models, dancers, actresses, and many other types of amazing women... right here: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/ ***SUCCESS STORY*** Dave- What's up buddy? Once again you have done it. The C & F routine works like a charm. I've been getting your newsletters for a while now and all of the advice has been great. I've been meaning to get the book, but I'm a poor-ass college student (any contributions out there to my book fund?) ...I'll eventually pick it up in a game of pool sharking or something... Anyway...one success story here... I went out with my friend a couple nights ago (easily a 9), and I've known her since HS. When we got to the club, I POURED ON the C & F. At one point in her conversation, she told me she was out of smokes. Now, instead of doing t

Last 2 Days Haven't Been Too Good
WELL THE DRAMA HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE SATURDAY NIGHT. LOT OF STUFF GOING ON THERE. BUT I WAS WRONG ON ONE PART OF IT. I APOLOGIZED PUBLICALLY AND TRIED TO DO IT PERSONALLY. IT WASN'T ACCEPTED. AND EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE PART WHERE I WAS WRONG, I STILL STAND BY MY GUNS ON THE REST. THEN YESTERDAY, I WORKED A FUNERAL. WAS BRINGING THE COACH (HEARST) BACK TO THE FUNERAL HOME AND SOME GIRL MADE A RIGHT TURN FROM THE LEFT LANE, SHE WAS ONLY HALF WAY IN FRONT OF ME. SAID SHE WAS ON HER CEL PHONE AND HER CONTACT SLIPPED. GOOD THING I WASN'T UP TO THE SPEED LIMIT YET AND DIDN'T HAVE A CASKET IN THE COACH. THAT BIG OLD CADILAC COACH WOULD HAVE RIPPED HER MUSTANG IN HALF. ANYWAY THE COACH IS REALLY MESSED UP TOO. AT LEAST THE GIRL ADMITTED IT WAS HER FAULT EVEN THOUGH HER MOM TRIED TO GET HER TO CHANGE HER MIND. (SHE ADMITTED IT TO A COP IN THE OFFICAL REPORT) AND THE OWNER OF THE FUNERAL HOME IS OKAY WITH ALL OF IT. THEN TODAY. I FIND THAT SEVERAL OF MY FRIENDS HAVE UNFRIENDED ME, AND BLOCKED

He's At It Again
Let's call it a wild hair, number 1003 A fun little lie, that's happy to see. I sat here alone, and feeling quite bored. Felt a light in my head, as I laughed out oh lord. My babies in school, and I miss them so. Even if when they're home, you wouldn't think so. (lol) Todays the last day of their school year you see. 2007 as quick as can be. So jumped out of bed, a little to fast. Reminded my self get rid of that fat. But today it is handy less filling you see. The kids will be happy when they each see me. I ran to the store, well walked it's to cold. Went back in the aisle where candy is stole. 1 bag,2,...3 and then 4:P a box for their teacher. Whose head soon will be sore. I've rummaged my closet, and each piece I found. Today I don my St Nicholas crown. Go ahead and laugh, i'm sure that you will. But think of the kids, who can't keep quite still. My own little babies to sit on my knee. Whisper their wishes not know that it's me. Each one

12 Days Of Christmas Bdsm Style
12 Days of Christmas BDSM Style On the 1st day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me... A Small Feather Pillow for my knees. On the 2nd day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me... 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees. On the 3rd day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me... 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees. On the 4th day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me... 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees. On the 5th day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me... FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees. On the 6th day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me... 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS,.4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees. On the 7th day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me... 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfo

Naughty Horoscopes
Naughty Horoscopes VIRGO: This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean. Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.they love to make their partner happy. Yes you read that right. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! they are very sexual people. usually always horny.!!!Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will d

I'm Not Getting Anywhere
hey all my wifey is in a contest and i'm not getting anywhere doin the lovins myself.....please help and show her some love she is an awsome person and one that shows love in return....don't forget to say hi to her and she will love u back...here is her direct link....just click on pic THANK YOU AHEAD OF TIME TO ALL WHO DO HELP OUT.

Anger
Sometimes i wish life could be like a rambo movie... as i blend into the mud and foliage with my knife drawn... the warpaint beads off my face along with the sweat and exhaustion.. waiting out the enemy, listening ...thoughts of murder and complete destruction surrounds me... I savor the moment your presence assaults me... So similar in feeling to the way an unruly prison guard beats the guilty in retaliation... double jeopardy for him i suppose.. the tension in the air is so thick i can touch it. then.. all at once... I grab your face an neck from behind an drag you down.... down into the rockpiles and foliage... the whole time recording your final sounds in my mind, so that I may share them with myself later. dont be afraid its almost over for you now... the reaper greets you.. see his silhouette in the setting sun? I hear his horses hooves spank the naked air... Divine vengeance approaches.. I watch your final thoughts with you, I am the uninvited visitor..I stole from you

A Soldiers Poem
Soldiers Poem TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDI

George Washington, Farewll Address
Those who know me well, know that I love American History and love reminding people of the reasons our amazing nation exists today. As I have watched the news reports roll in this "Holiday Season" about how religious liberties once held dear to previous generations are more curtailed than ever in the public arena; as I consider the Louisiana State Legislator's unanimous adoption of two resolutions demanding the United States Congress pass a law forbidding the US Court System from even hearing "religious" cases, I am reminded of something our First President said: In his Farewell Address, George Washington referred to religion and morality as the "great pillars of human happiness" and noted: "Whatever may be conceded to the influence of refined education on minds of peculiar structure, reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle."

Online At A Hospital
So I am at the hospital today for my dads heart surgery. Thank God they had this place where I can gget online. My dad isnt going in till 12:30 and we have been here since 8am. It is unreal how boring it can get in here. I know it is not a club, but damn! I will say it is great that they gave a Starbucks and a place to access the internet. My dad is pretty calm since he has to get a double bypass done. Merry Christmas dad..lol The doctors said that he should be able to go home Christmas Eve, which is awesome! Bet your ass I would have dragged the Christmas Tree here!

Heart Warming....
A nice story to start the week... I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her "world-famous" cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus?" She snorted...."Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad!! Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even finished my second world

Oprah Cooty Mouth
Here is your dose of humor: Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants.And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names: Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i= chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Us

~~ Sexy Man Of Cherrytap Contest ~~
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The Face Of An Unjust Gov't
First it's National ID cards, RFID technology, and checkpoints in the name of "terrorism" that the government actually carried out anyway... Next it will be forceable microchipping of the entire population to track their every move and sending impulses into their bodies to change their emotions (make them patriotic and loyal, control their sex drive, depression/happiness, etc). If we don't act now, we will all be mind-controlled slaves for the rest of the 21st century. Makes Farenheit 9-11 Look Like Bambi! order this on DVD and screen it everywhere! the world needs to wake up fast! click below to order a copy: