You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You just have to have
a
mother-in-law!!!!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New
Years Eve Party. We turned
on a night light, turned the answering machine on,
covered our pet parakeet
and put the cat in the backyard We phoned the local
cab company and
requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the
front door to leave
the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots
back into the house.
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she
always tries to eat
the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to
get the cat. The cat
runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in
the cab, my wife doesn't
want the driver to know that the house will be empty
for the night. So, she
explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon,
"He's just going
upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I
took so long," I said, as
we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under
the bed. Had to poke her
with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried
to take off, so I
grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in
a blanket to keep her
from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat
ass downstairs and
threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car...
