1.It is ok to be kissed by a fool but, dont ever be fooled by a kiss!
2.If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You.
3.If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
4.Save santa a trip.....BE NAuGhTy!!
5.Some mistakes are too fun to only make once.
6.He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
7.Your only bad if you get caught! So that makes me a good girl... right?!?
8.If you don't like my attitude, then don't talk to me!
9.The more ppl I meet....the more I like my dog!
10.You never suspect the stupid...
