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U2-i Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
I have climbed highest mountains I have run through the fields Only to be with you Only to be with you I have run I have crawled I have scaled these city walls These city walls Only to be with you But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for I have kissed hardened lips Felt the healing fingertips It burned like fire This burning desire I have spoke with the tongue of angels I have held the hand of a devil It was warm in the night I was cold as a stone But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for I believe in the kingdom come Then all the colors will bleed into one Bleed into one Well, yes I'm still running You broke the bonds And you loosed the chains Carried the cross Of my shame Of my shame You know I believed it But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm l

1:1 Pleiades Videos
Thanks for posting ms Karina :] i love such confirmations.people do you think you know the source; the creator? ___________ read and watch ____________12 months12 houses 12 apostles the BIBLE is based on the Zodiac and is Astro Theology [worship of gods heaven]john 14:2 In my fathers house are many mansions; (incorrectly translated in king james version)john14:2 In my fathers abode are many dwelling places; (in my fathers heavens are many houses; 12 houses of the zodiac) Book of Job: (oldest book in the bible) 38:31 Knowest thou the ordinances of heavan? 38:31 Canst thou bind the sweet influences of the Plei - a - des, or loose the bands of O-ri-on? 38:32 Canst thou bring forth Mazz-a-roth in his season? or canst thou guide Arc-tu-rus with his sons?Mazzaroth defined in king james as: the twelve houses of the zodiac.Just the facts ma'am.-Nanna Is Sin_________________________________________________=== '* karina *' spewed forth the following at '2006-12-16 1

U2-stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of
I'm not afraid Of anything in this world There's nothing you can throw at me That I haven't already heard I'm just trynna' find A decent melody A song that I can sing In my own company I never thought you were a fool But darling, look at you. Ooh. You gotta stand up straight, carry your own weight 'Cause tears are going nowhere baby You've got to get yourself together You've got stuck in a moment And now you can't get out of it Don't say that later will be better Now you're stuck in a moment And you can't get out of it I will not forsake The colors that you bring The nights you filled with fireworks They just left you with nothing I am still enchanted By the light you brought to me I listen through your ears Through your eyes I can see You are such a fool To worry like you do.. Oh I know it's tough And you can never get enough Of what you don't really need now My, oh my You've got to get yourself together You've got stuck in a moment

Christmas Fairy ...
CHRISTMAS JOKE Santa was very cross, it was Christmas Eve and nothing was going right. The elves were complaining about not getting paid overtime. The reindeers had been drinking all afternoon, and the sleigh was broken, Santa was furious.! I can’t believe it! He yell’s . I have got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours, all my reindeers are drunk. The elves are on strike, and I don’t even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little angel to find a tree, hours ago! “What am I going to do?. Just then, the little angel opens the front door and steps in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. ‘Oil fatty !’ she says where do you want me to stick this? And thus the tradition of Angels on the top of the Christmas tree came to pass.

The Club Febuary 12 2000
The Club by Dr. William Pierce I've been following with interest the reaction of politicians and media spokesmen in Europe to recent developments in Austria. Basically, what has happened is that a man named Jörg Haider won enough votes in Austria's parliamentary elections last October so that his party, the Freedom Party of Austria, became the second strongest faction in the Austrian parliament. Last week members of the Freedom Party became ministers in a coalition government with the Austrian People's Party, which has the largest faction. That's the way the system is supposed to work in a democracy, right? So why are the Jews and their hangers-on around the world screeching and threatening and generally acting as if the sky were falling? Actually, that's not the way the system is supposed to work. The way it's supposed to work is that the only people who get elected are those who have been given a stamp of approval by the Jews, those who have been certified as "P

Kin Canadas National Song That Is Sung At Every Conference And At The End Of Special Events Within Each Club Rooms
TO GIVE WITH YOUR HEART To give with yoru heart is a good part of living Giving makes living a beautiful thing Taking the time to make someone smile Goes a long, long way to make a living worthwhile We're families together, making life better, We're lending a hand where its needed the most We're familie together, making life better, We're Kin, we're Canadian, and we're working Coast to Coast And if you'd like to be a part of What could be the start of A new way of living for you and your own This invitation goes out to a nation To help lend a hand when it's needed the most We're families together, making life better We're Kin, We're Canadian, and we're working Coast to Coast We're families together, making life better We're lending a hand where its needed the most We're families together, making life better We're Kin, We're Canadian, and we're working Coast to Coast We're families together, making life better We're Kin We're Canadian, and we're working

Know Everything ?
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!) Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN! The first owner of the Marlboro Company died o

Did You Hear Who "time" Stated As The Person Of The Year?
Well, bout time you and I were noticed for something right? NEW YORK (Dec. 17) - Congratulations! You are the Time magazine "Person of the Year." The annual honor for 2006 went to each and every one of us, as Time cited the shift from institutions to individuals -- citizens of the new digital democracy, as the magazine put it. The winners this year were anyone using or creating content on the World Wide Web. "If you choose an individual, you have to justify how that person affected millions of people," said Richard Stengel, who took over as Time's managing editor earlier this year. "But if you choose millions of people, you don't have to justify it to anyone." The magazine did cite 26 "People Who Mattered," from North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il to Pope Benedict XVI to the troika of President Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney and former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. And Stengel said if the magazine had decided to go with an individual, Iranian President Mahmo

Automatic Videos And Music
I usually have music playing or an audiobook going or have soemthing I'm watching while working on the computer. I use a docked laptop. When a video autocatically starts on a web page, it takes over the main monitor full screen. Every time I reset Microsoft media player not to do that, it does it again after the next reboot. Please people, consider leaving a control in your page coding so a person can decide whether to listen/view or not. The hero was just about to find out who the villain was in my audiobook and I get rap blaring at me out of the computer. Sorry, but unless I'm feeling very very very patient, if music or video automatically plays on your page it will be closed immediately. On a rant... Steven

Men Suck..
I am so tired of meeting men who just end up breaking my heart. I must have a target on my head. I suppose I should just not give a crap about anyone anymore. I was so happy with the last one...he even asked me to marry him, gave me a ring...then something happened with his kids and he told me he had to concetrate on them because they were first in his life. He said he would talk to me when he could...that was two weeks ago. He won't even talk to me online or anything....I don't understand and I am so dam depressed because I can't get past it. So here I sit wondering if we are still engaged or not! Is this fair or what?

Choosing A Barbie Doll Febuary 1999 William Pierce
Choosing a Barbie Doll by Dr. William Pierce Usually I like to deal with hard news on these programs: demographic statistics which need to be brought to our attention, crime stories which have been suppressed by the controlled media, unreported aspects of the sleazy business of government in Washington, the names and doings of the powerful men responsible for much of what's wrong in the world today. I like to deal with facts -- facts that we can check for ourselves, because credibility is such an important aspect of every program, of everything we talk about. And the reason credibility is so important to us is not that what we talk about is far-fetched or hard to believe -- most of it is commonsense stuff clearly backed up by facts -- but what I tell you also runs directly against the way the public has been conditioned to think these days. Much of what I say is not Politically Correct, and for that reason much of the public is afraid of it, terrified of it, doesn't want to believe i

Just Something Funny
Had a Very Shiny Nose.. A Russian couple was walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then, they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing." As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?" "It's raining, of course!" he replied, and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" The man quietly replied: "Ah! But Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

New Job
So I have spent the last 8 months or so trying to finally get myself moving forward with my life. I mean really forward, you know, REAL job, contributing something REAL to society and all that jazz. The focus of these efforts has been on law enforcement positions, and I finally got it nailed down. I recently started working for the Caddo Parish Sheriff's Dept. in Shreveport, LA. So on this day I simply say, here's to getting on with life already.

Lies And The History Channel William Pierce
Lies and the History Channel by Dr. William Pierce The biggest threat to our people -- the biggest obstacle to our survival and progress -- is the Jewish control of the mass media of news and entertainment. I've said that to you many times. Today I want to talk about some very specific examples of the way in which this threat works. Last month a special television documentary program began airing on the History Channel, which is a subsidiary of A&E Television Networks. The "A&E" stands for "Arts and Entertainment." The name of the program is "Nazi America: A Secret History." It purports to be a serious history of the growth of the Nazi movement in America, starting with the German-American Bund and its precursor organizations in the 1930s and taking us right up to the present I don't have the time to view many television programs except the national and international news each day, primarily to see what the party line is: that is, to see what "spin" the Jews are putting on the new

What Planet R U ?
You Should Rule Mercury Close to sun, Mercury has very long days - and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system. You are perfect to rule Mercury, because you live for the present - and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever. Like Mercury, you are quick and elusive. Your wit is outstanding, and you can win any verbal sparring match. Some people see you as superficial, but in truth, you just play many roles and have many interests. A great manipulator, you usually get what you want from people. And they're happy to give it to you. What Planet Should You Rule?

Listen To The Wolf's Cry
Did You Ever Listen To The Wolf's Cry In The Night? Did You Hold On To Your Baby, With All Your Might? Did You Know That Each Kiss, Would Feel So Right? Could You Make Love, Under The Full Moon's Light? Listen To The Wolf's Cry In The Night... Listen To The Wolf's Cry, Listen... Under The Stars I Feel Your Heart Begin To Race! As A Smile And A Tear, Appear On Your Face! Your Thighs Lock Me In Your Loving Embrace! Can't Hold Back The Wolf In Me My Love Explodes To Begin The Chase! Listen To The Wolf's Cry In The Night! Listen To The Wolf Cry, Listen... Now When You Hear The Wolf's Cry In The Night. Will You Remember How I Held You Baby Oh So Tight! And How Each Kiss Felt So Right, As We Made Love Under The Full Moon's Light! And We Listened To The Wolf's Cry In The Night, Listen To The Wolf's Cry... Listen... Listen... Listen! copyright © 1999 Dene Whelchel aka Lonewolf

Pensos Quid Causat Scritio Per Auto-observato Resultae Doneo.
It's one thing to be as One is, quite another to realise the fortune One has. Those who know Me will see the reference made as perfectly comprehensible, those who don't yet know Me will eventually find a way to find out (hehe). It is often true in life that One has the unexpected occur, only to realise the benefit that it in turn brings. Recently, I had the great fortune to meet again one who, long held Dear, had none the less been absent for a couple of years or more. Needless to say it was a happy reunion, and that alone would have made matters enjoyable, but more was to come. The Closeness had never wavered in all that time and so yet again I've been smiled-upon, as I truly feel she and I have both been. Then again,I have to confess that I regard Myself as being extremely lucky in the relationships I have. In each case I've found much happiness, and far more warmth than I would ever have believed or foreseen. Guess it just goes to show : Believe in friends and Loved-ones,

Tired
Why do we add people who are just names... people who dont care if we exist or what we have to say... just for ratings? i'm tired... tired of trying.. tired of getting the just you've been tapped or stopped to say hi comments..or nothing at all..mostly its nothing.. or people just talking when its convient for them. and yes i do know....don't we want people to know who we are? or maybe no one cares.. why do we hide behind this mask of happiness?? i know i do... and i don't care... nothing is going to change.. nothing i can do about it ... maybe it'll be a wound that'll heal itself.... or maybe i'll scar and be a constant reminder.. to be continued.... lol

Tired Of The Holidays Already? (please Repost)
Tired of the Holidays already? These elves should help raise your holiday spirits! Christmas Costume Contest WOW! My FIRST CONTEST EVER!!!! Here are the rules! This contest will count 1 point for ANY rating (1-10). Also EACH comment will count as 1 vote. Comment as many times as you want. Pimp it out all you want. Anyone may comment! 1st place: 2 dinners for two (One for you and one for the Cherry Tap Member of your choice). AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 2nd Place: 6 bottles or cans of the beer of your choice or = cost of shot or wine... name your poison. AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! 3rd Place: A FREE SKIN MADE WITH YOUR WINNING PHOTO! So click on the links below and comment bomb your favorite: Contest is from 9:30 am EST Friday, December 15, 2006 and will end Friday, December 22 9:30 EST! The winners skins will be ready for ripping on the 22nd just in time for Christmas! ENJOY AND BOMB AWAY!!!!!!!!!!

Bad Religion-los Angeles Is Burning
Somewhere high in the desert near a curtain of blue St. Anne's skirts are billowing But down here in the city of limelights The fans of Santa Ana are withering And you can't deny the living is easy If you never look behind the scenery It's Showtime for dry climes And bedlam is dreaming of rain When the hills of Los Angeles are burning Palm trees are candles in the MURDER wind So many lives are on the breeze Even the stars are ill at ease And Los Angeles is burning This is not a test of the emergency broadcast system When Malibu fires and radio towers Conspire to dance again And I cannot believe the Media Mecca They're only trying to peddle reality Catch it on Prime Time Story at nine The whole world is going insane When the hills of Los Angeles are burning Palm trees are candles in the MURDER wind So many lives are on the breeze Even the stars are ill at ease And Los Angeles is Burning A placard reads "the end of days" Jacaranda boughs are bending in

I Am A Wolf
I am a wolf, running through the trees. Following the scents, on the midnight breeze. I am a wolf, howling beneath a silver moon. Hoping that my loyal pack, will answer back quite soon. I am a wolf, standing with my beautiful mate. We must stand strong and brave, and face any challenges that are made. I am a wolf, Hunting with my pack. With the young and the old wolves waiting, for meat to be brought back. I am a wolf, and I must kill to survive. But isn't that something we all must do, in order to stay alive? I am a wolf, withstanding man's fear and hate. But many have come to love wolves, So there is hope that it's not too late. I am a wolf, wild, fierce and free. Living in forests and mountains, stretching as far as the eye can see. I am a wolf, I'd never want to be anything more. And I hope that even after I'm gone, there will be wolves forevermore.

Bad Religion-struck A Nerve
There's an old man on a city bus holding a candy cane, And it isn't even christmas, he sees a note in the obituary that his last friend has died, there's an infant clinging to his overweight mother in the cold as they go to shop for cigarettes, and she spends her last dollar for a bottle of vodka for tonight and I guess it struck a nerve, like I had to squint my eyes, you can never get out of the line of sight, like a barren winter day, or a patch of unburned green, like a tragic real dream, i guess it struck a nerve every day I wander in negative disposition, as I'm bombarded by superlatives, realizing very well that I am not alone, introverted i look to tomorrow for salvation, but I'm thinking altruistically, and a wave of overwhelming doubt turns me to stone and I guess it struck a nerve, sent a murmur through my heart, we just haven't got time to crack the maze, like a magic speeding clock, or a cancer in our cells, a collision in the dark, I gue

Sure Thought I Had Friends Here!
In a silly contest for Hottest Grandma, and where are my friends?? Some showed love, but many it seems ignored me. Well, Merriest of Christmases anyway. And if you want to go look soon at the contest,here is the link! Luv Ya'll. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=109983&albumid=145786&i=2253145941

Tkd Tournament Results
Things have been a bit hectic lately. My son just competed in his 3rd tournament for Tae Kwon Do (and last week he got his purple belt :-) He placed as follows: 3rd in Weapons (First time competing in this event) 3rd in Breaking ( Yes they use wood boards) 2nd in Forms 2nd in Sparring ( He lost to his good friend) He did great as did everyone!!! I will upload photos and video hopefully by tomorrow!!

Wolf Song
Have you ever walked outside? Have you ever heard a wolf cry? The sky is dark and cold, Beneath the stars a starving pup, No one near for him hold. The cry of the wolf is meant to be heard, His spirit all around this beautiful world. Howling in the night, Needing his mother by his side. This little wolf gets up wandering around, Looking for his mother only not to be found. The howling gets louder but no one comes, For this little one has no place left to run. The little wolf cries with no where to hide, He runs and runs without his mother by his side. Closer and closer now they are here, Oh, what are the chances that they may not fear. We were just hungry, so we ate. Then one came and my mother met her fate. Now they are here, We are about to become one, In this final frontier. Oh, where to run. They have no shame, They have nothing to gain. Once again my mother and I one in the same. Now walk outside. Have you ever heard a wolf cry? List

Simple Plan-i'm Just A Kid
I woke up it was 7 I waited til 11 Just to figure out that no one would call I think I've got alot of friends But I don't hear from them What's another night all alone When you're spending every day on your own And here it goes I'm just a kid And life is a nightmare I'm just a kid I know that it's not fair Nobody cares cuz I'm alone and the world is having more fun than me And maybe when the night is dead I'll crawl into my bed staring at these 4 walls again I'll try to think about the last time I had a good time Everyone's got somewhere to go & they're gonna leave me here on my own And here it goes I'm just a kid And life is a nightmare I'm just a kid I know that it's not fair Nobody cares cuz I'm alone and the world is having more fun than me What the fuck is wrong with me Don't fit in with anybody How did this happen to me? Wide awake I'm bored & I can't fall asleep And every night is the worst night ever I'm just a kid I'm just a kid I'm just

I Tried!!
Out of cherries but still want to buy gifts..do it above for free!! Oh what fun :P x0x0x0 Ok, i have spent hrs trying to get to each and everyone of you to say Happy Holidays and leave a comment. Its nearly impossible to keep track of where i have been...lol So i am posting this here for the friends i missed, please know that i didnt do it intentionally and i wish you all a very Merry Christmas!! My Christmas Wish For You My Christmas wish for you, my friend Is not a simple one For I wish you hope and joy and peace Days filled with warmth and sun I wish you love and friendship too Throughout the coming year Lots of laughter and happiness To fill your world with cheer May you count your blessings, one by one And when totaled by the lot May you find all you've been given To be more than what you sought May your journeys be short, your burdens light May your spirit never grow old May all your clouds have silver linings And your rainbows pots of gold I wish this

I Did This All Just For You!!!
Thats right!!! I have made a contest website to were you can add pics and vids as well as be able to rate and comment other users!!! How do you enter? You go to the link bellow!!!! Register, add your pics and vids!!! Contest is monthly!!! KLUB HOUSE CONTEST Ok.... Thats not all I did for you!!! I have also created a site for you to post your fetish porn of yourself and or lovers!!! Same as the contest site but this is not a contest!!! You can use this to meet your person that your find interesting and see were it goes!!! See what get you the big ratings and if yours is real good, it will show up under the most rated!!! How do you get involved? Simple, same as the contest but differnt link!!!! Dont forget to register and add your pics and vids!!! This is new so make yourself one of the first few to get involved!!! http://KLUB HOUSE LUST ROOM I also have blog site up and you are also welcome to go check it out!!! register and you can blog along with us!!! Use the link bellow!

Christmas @ The Pearly Gates..
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.."In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,"And just what do those symbolize? The man replied," "These are Carols."And So The Holiday Season Begins....

Dedicated To My Son Devin
Dedicated to My Son Devin My son has died, and gone on before me, From an illness, he has been taken away. Not a day goes by that I don't sit and wonder, Just how he is doing right now. He no longer has any pain or sickness. It has all been replaced with Happiness and Peace. God's vision has now been unveiled to him, with his beautiful soul now being released. I sit here and hope that with all he has to do and see, that he never had the chance to do before, that he can take a single glance, and look back at me. I am happy for him that he no longer lives in pain, but I am still saddened by his departure. Am I being vain? I will put my trust in God for all that I lack, but I will forever want my Devin back. I know that when I reach my journey's end, and finally lay my burdens down, Devin will be waiting there saying, "Daddy, look what I have found!" We will clasp our hands together, and run through the meadows so alive and green, enjoying the sights, that ot

Blah Blah Blah
We won the cutest couples contest.. Was there any doubt?? hehehe! Thanks to all who voted esp Jelly who kicked ass ...I owe her big time... Goin out Xmas shoppin tonite with my mother. This should be exciting..I am being totally sarcastic hehe! Have a great day Folks oh and Play is in a Grinch Contest...so go show his pic some love ok? xoxoox

Sing Loud, Sing Proud
officially the best cd I own. well, it always has been. I just decided to make this public. Don't tell me its not. Cuz Irish punk rock is the bestest. I may enjoy having a Flogging Molly cd though, cuz I sorta like them a bit more. Hm..anyone have the Irish Drinking Songs Cd? That's what I want ^_^ yeah, i know. Pointless post. This is what you get for being nosey and reading my blog, lol.

To All Our Friends
MUSTANG RUNNER21 AND I WOULD LIKE TO WISH ALL OF OUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES A SAFE AND BLESSED HOLIDAY FILLED WITH MUCH LOVE AND MAGIC. MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU ALL ALIVE TIL WE SEE THE NEW YEAR. LOVE TO ONE AND ALL. PRINCESS AND MUSTANG RUNNER21 ( HOLLY AND DAVID)

Lone Wolf
A silhouette up on the rock the full moon hangs behind The wolf song that is sung in search for its own kind... He once was called "alpha male" the lead wolf of his pack A position lost with age due to the stamina he lacks... He once stood strong and tall this old aged canine king Tonight he walks the dark alone with no pack, no den, nothing... For time is without mercy pulling the strong to their knees He lifts his voice once more to send his song on the night breeze... The countless stars across the sky watch him from far above He mournfully recalls his life mate of his life, the missing love... His mind drifts to the many hunts and the sharing of the blood lust When he could identify his brothers and he knew who he could trust... Now he is a renegade and he scavenges alone Through many nights of hunger while chewing on an old bone... Off in the distance he can hear the "others" share the howling Around him he can hear others the predators

Sick
yay. so like i feel sick i havent eat in like 2 -3 days my sleepin scheadule is fucked i cant even sleep unless i pass out from stayin up so long ive almost blacked out. cant even smoke a cigg without feeling even more sick If i got the flu that my dad just got rid of im gonna me mad.. i am kinda thinkin if its cuz i drank to much crown and jim beam. i just kinda wanting it to go away at the moment.

Life
Sometimes I worry about alot of the little shit and not enough about the big shit. And when I do get caught up in the middle of any of it, I'm the asshole. Well FUCK that. Who cares? You know, we ALL have choices. We all have the ability to walk away. I know, I am a dickheead... And an asshole... And what ever else you want to call me. But I don't care. Why waist valuable brain cells on those that piss you off? I learned the hard way that it is easier to walk away and forget than to dwell in the past. So, just move on if you are one of those that are what I am explaining, then leave me alone. Just let me go... Let our past go, and burn me out of your mind...

Writing Helps A Broken Heart
I am going to do quite a bit of writing cuz apparently it's good to help heal a broken heart. I need to be able to pour out my soul somewhere so i decided here would be where I would do it. I have never been the type of person who puts her heart right out there for everyone to see. I am usually pretty secretive about how my heart feels. Well, someone changed that. He took down the walls I built to protect myself. Piece by piece. Now, I don't have what I need to put them back up. I used to be the one who pulled away when things started getting serious! I am in so much emotional pain right now and it's causing me to not be able to make any good of all that has happened. I do believe it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. I don't regret loving anyone I have loved in my life.I just feel so alone and so isolated. I'm scared. I am fighting a battle that i can't win right now. When do i stop fighting? When does this all get better? Does it? I have friends

20 Ways To Make His Xmas Xxxmas!
20 Ways To Make HIS Xmas XXXmas! 1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingere. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.

A Soldier Lays Alone - Written By A Marine
A Soldier Lays Alone TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO

New Grandson
Well as of 6:40am est I became a grandma for the first time. Johnathan Ryan Carver Jr weights 7 ibs 9 oz and is 19 1/2 inches long. I just got to NC last night and my Daughter Amber lives in Ga called me and said she was on the way to the hospital. Just wanted to let you know. I get pictures as soon as I get there. Mother and Baby are doing very good.

First Blog Entry
since this is my first blog entry, I'm gonna keep it short and simple. I really have nothing to talk about right now, so I'll just leave it at that, for today. Besides I don't like sharing too much of my life online, since one never knows who's reading their blogs, and what trouble can be started by people reading them.

To All My Family And Friends...
FIRST OFF I WOULD LIKE TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU. I KNOW I HAVEN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO COMMENTING ALL YOUR PROFILES BUT I WILL GET THERE SOON AND I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU TO THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT MY CHERRY TAP FAMILY AND FRIENDS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON..... SO FOR A CLOSING I WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A SAFE NEW YEAR.... SINCERLY, BAD INFLUENCE

Did Some One Loose This Briefcase? Part 1.
Hi People, 3 Weeks ago, on a monday, I left my house and I found this in my front garden. Everyday when I leave my house I see it laying there. But what to do next? Should I pick it up and check what's inside? Call the police? What should I do? You deside! Are you maybe curious and want to know if there is something inside? Maybe it's yours and want it back? Any other suggestions? So, please, tell me what to do with it.

Time Is Running Out- Need Your Love!!
I am in my first contest, please show me lots of love and vote for me in the Sexiest Older Man contest. Please click to vote for me and leave comments!!! Contest ends Monday!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=158234&albumid=137375&i=1174833143

Hi Everyone
well this weekend was fun. i had a blast and the reason why was cause i got out of the house and i let all the stress out and i feel much better today. i was so glad to have sometime to myself without kids and i got to have a great time at the bar and then went to a friends house and drank for the night and then went a friends house for the weekend and just walked in the door and my girlfreind and i were all happy.Well going to go now and talk to everyone soon. hope everyone had a hell of a weekend like i did . hotchick3

Do You Believe
"well for starts i should not be here today sitting writting, waliking, talking as i am now. To look at me it would not even cross your mind that I had brain surgery back in August 02, 2003 Even my Doctors call me a walking mirical,lol sometimes i still have problems spelling...... On that date i was alone in my home with no one but me, when i started having a really bad headach....at the time all i wanted was to lay down and go to sleep but the pain got worse, and i kept hearing a faint voice in my head along with all the pain i was in. You see my grandfather had died sometime ago but laying on the couch in so much pain that i was not even aware as to what was really wrong with me at the time...except for hearing a voice that i kept hearing over and over telling me to call my mother and have her come over to sit with me and the voice that i kept hearning was his voice . Me being stubborn at times just kept pushing it way but i just kept hearing the voice over and over again...

Swept Away
My dreams are hauntingly hovering over me wishing for you to come to my door I try to leave my doors open yet I'm looking for all the signs feelings of despair are a threat to me now tell me, are you sincere and true? See, I wear my heart on my sleeve you know though my love is always up for grabs I don't trust much in a man no more for my heart is still broken... trying to put my puzzle back in place are you my missing piece? I get swept away in emotion, passion even wishing for all to be right and real the way it is supposed to be... trust, respect and faithfulness adore someone and cherish too! As much as I dream, as much as I wish I've heard it all before! I adore you, I love you, I want to be there beside you you are all I've ever wanted you are the one for me my dear well, how do I know?? Until I can feel you within my soul look into your eyes watch for all the signs and know you're soul is pure until you love me with all your heart I can onl

I Fuckin Give Up !!!!
Okay life fuckinf sucks!! That I know and deal with it , Nice guys finish last! No fucking shit. Oh how I know that !!! I can be an asshole , I do have a temper! but I do everything I can do be the nice guy cause I do not want to get into conflict ! cause if I get into conflict I become such a hot tempered asshole you would not want to be around ! Lets start with work , there is nothing like getting fucked in the ass . DRY and not enjoying it.BECAUSE there are those here that I work with that I do not blame for the issue, but I do have to work with them , but lets just say that again I was passed up and it seems that the rules only apply to some but not others and that those who set the rules can bend them to benefit themselves and others! AGAIN I DO NOT BLAME THOSE I WORK WITH !! Just the higher up's I work my ass off! I know that if I leave the photo lab would still run without me but FUCK! WHY DID I bust my ass there just to be treated like a nobody.. the high fives and words of

Life Before Computers
An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity And a keyboard was on a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age And a CD was a bank account And if you had a corrupted disk It would hurt when you found out! Compress was what you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while! Log on was adding wood to a fire A hard drive was a trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to the commode! Cutting, you did with a pocket knife, Pasting, you did with glue. The Web was where a spider lived And a virus was the flu!

Blahhh
Im on my way to work. Oh the joy. I couldnt sleep last night. I finally fell asleep at like 5 and just kept waking up every 20 mins. Then i had pretty horrible dreams which i dont even want to think about. Now ive got work for a while yay me. I need to call danielle and talk to her before i get all sad again. Its alright we have a plan. ♥ I jammed my finger and it all hurts and stuff. Blah. Im effin cold and i dont know why, i have clothes on, the heats on, it might have something to do with the fever i have. Blah. Have a good day.

Friendship (haiku)
I'm thankful for you The compassion in your heart Your gentle spirit For all your kindness And being the one who cares And brightens my life When I need, you're there On you I can always lean We're forever friends

Smoking_bongzilla
so here i sit smoking and smoking not noing win to stop lighter high and bong in hand mmm sweet sweet tast of cronic candy with every pull my buddy lingers it pulls away for realatey wisping me away takeing me to places i will never see wating on that day look at me lost in space was pulling agen to the race geting the hit makeing that pass now you growing and showing drying out in all the days wating to get that pull agen so smoke it up and see that bong so puff puff pass that magic grass i have smoked it all from the blue to the green hope you like buds today!

The Girl Of My Dreams
Things I would do for the girl of my dreams -Quietly conceal a body. -Learn swedish massage. -reload her clip. -find out where this G spot is that everyone is talking about. -Destroy a small third world country and install her as dictator. -Clean up my damn bathroom. -Order a salad now and then. (thank Gawd we are talking girl of my dreams and I will never actually have to run into her. *whew*)

The New Day
SO AS I SIT HERE GOING AND ADICKTED TO THIS THING I WOUNDER WHAT ITS ALL FOR THE NEW DAY KICKS IN AND WE START OUT NOT NOING WHO WE WILL FIND ON THE WAY HOPING FOR GIFTS AND SOME BLING WANTING TO PLAY TRYING TO PAY MAN O MAN WHAT A DAY o what a day we will have trying to make the next leve were win damit i am almost there you lokk back at what you have done and see you dont no were you started try to retraces your steps and looking for the one you love maybe its here maybe its there but some were i lyes and whats for you to take it away or the other toi take you away in any way shap of from wishing you could see what tomrrow brings?

Leather N Lace
Who doesn't like women in lingere?Alot of men like their women in lingere.But what about just plain old fashion leather n lace? I know for me,I would like to wear leather n lace over the plain,boring lingere(well ok some of it ain't boring). The thing is,how many of you men out there would like to see women in leather n lace cracking a whip?Then again,how many of you would admit it? Think about very clearly,picture it in your mind's eye(so to speak)a nice leather bustier,lace panties with smooth as silk leather straps criss-crossing through it,high-heeled leather boots coming up the thigh?With just a little lace poking through? Who wouldn't like that?

Some People Really Suck
Some people on here who know me, know that I love to make tags for people, and like to do photoshopping and such. So far whenever I have entered a contest, NO ONE bothers to read my bulletins, nor do very many of my so called friends even bother to go and vote, although every time they ask ME for support, I SHOW IT. Friendship is not a one way street, and usually while I would pretend not to care, I DO and it bothers me that so few of you give a shit. If this does not change soon, I am seriously considering emptying most of my "friends list" and limiting it to those I know for a fact give a damn. so, if anyone cares to show ME some support for a new contest. here is the link

Nice People....
Just me rambling... There sure are a lot of nice people on Cherry Tap... I guess if your a dude and ya want to see some sweet ladies inside and out just check out my friends and those I am a fan of... If your a hot looking chick, stay right here... ya only need ME!!! (( legend in my own mind... )) Anyway, as usual Cherry Tap has already given me quite a few laughs this morning reading some of the blogs and jokes people have posted and I have stole... borrowed... I am looking forward to chatting with many of you today and I pray that you have an awesome day and a Happy Holiday season and a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Tom...

Old English And Old Norse
Old English and old Norse were closely related languages, and it is therefore not surprising that many words in old Norse look familiar to English speakers, e.g. armr (arm), fótr (foot), land (land), fullr (full), hanga (to hang), standa (to stand), etc. This is because both English and old Norse date back to Proto-Germanic. In addition, a large number of old Norse words were borrowed into the old English language during the Viking age, becoming loanwords. Examples of old Norse loanwords in modern English are multiple, and include knife, window, bag, skirt (vs. the native English shirt of the same root), and the 3rd person-plural pronoun they, for which the Anglo-Saxons said hi.

Old Norse
Old Norse is the Germanic language spoken by the inhabitants of Scandinavia and their overseas settlements during the Viking Age, until about 1300. It evolved from the older Proto-Norse, in the 8th century. Because most of the surviving texts are from Medieval Icelandic, the de facto standard version of the language is the Old West Norse dialect, that is Old Icelandic and Old Norwegian. Sometimes, Old Norse is defined as Old Icelandic and Old Norwegian. However, there was also a very similar Old East Norse dialect that was spoken in Denmark and Sweden and their settlements. There was no clear geographical separation between the two dialects. Old East Norse traits were found in eastern Norway and Old West Norse traits were found in western Sweden. In addition, there was also an Old Gutnish dialect, sometimes included in Old East Norse because it was the least known dialect. Until the 13th century the three dialects were considered by their speakers to be one and the same language, an

Altnordisch
Altnordische Sprache ist eine Sammelbezeichnung für die nordgermanischen Sprachen, die zwischen etwa 800 (Beginn der Wikingerzeit) und 1500 in Skandinavien gesprochen wurde. Zunächst nur auf Dänemark, Norwegen, Schweden und die Südwestküste Finnlands beschränkt, breitete sich das Altnordische mit den Wikingern auf die Orkneys, Shetlandinseln, Teile Schottlands, Irlands und Mittelenglands, die Färöer, Island und kleine Teile Grönlands aus. Ihr unmittelbarer Vorläufer ist das Urnordische. Um ca. 1500 wurde die Sprache nur noch in Skandinavien (Dänemark, Norwegen, Schweden, Finnland) und auf den nordatlantischen Inseln (Orkneys, Shetland, Färöer und Island) gesprochen. Das Altnordische wird u.a. anhand des Charakteristikums der Ostnordischen Monophtongierung in Altwestnordisch und Altostnordisch unterteilt. Das Altostnordische umfasst Altdänisch, Altschwedisch und Altgutnisch, das Altwestnordische Altnorwegisch, Altisländisch, und Altfäröisch die sich bis ins 13. Jahrhundert nur wen

Mein Vorname
Holger ist die deutsche Form von Holmger. Es ist ein altnordischer Name und bedeutet: Der mit dem Speer, der treue Speerkämpfer, der Kämpfer von der Insel. altnordische Sprache: Zusammengesetzt aus holmi (Insel), geirr (Speer)

After All.
After all those excuses, pushing me away. trying to get rid of me, having it your own way. why do i still think about you? After all those times we were together, enjoying ourselves, being there with you. why cant i put it behind me? After all the anger, confusion, and sorrows. the tears i wept for you. the feelings, why do i feel i miss you? After parting from you, why do i still think about you? why cant i put everything behind me? why do i feel i still miss you? why do i feel the way i do? (C) Copyright. Angel

Stand Up And Be Counted
STAND UP AND BE COUNTED Living in the twenty first century is hard for a proud white person, with more and more laws being passed to oppress those who are proud to be white it is hard for us to legally to express our views for an Aryan nation. No mater what we do we are under the watchful eye of the controlled media, and if we were to slip up just for a second we are labeled and arrested as a racist or a skinhead. The labeling is not our problem because like you I can handle being labeled racist, but I only wish this one-sided way of thinking would fall upon those of different races. We are living in a time where the immigrants have more rights than those who have been here for generations, and to top it all off those rights are being paid for by the labor of the white men and women who inhabit the lands. More and more money is being spent each year to put up the undesirables, to make sure they have food in the bellies and a doctor to visit if they get sick. Money that should

Holger Danske
Ogier the Dane (Danish: Holger Danske, French: Ogier de Danemarche) is a legendary Danish hero who first appears in an Old French chanson de geste, in the cycle of poems Geste de Doon de Mayence. Despite his Danish origins, his surname—“of Danemarche”—is speculated to have signified the marches of the Ardennes and not Denmark. According to his legend, he was the son of Geoffrey (the historical Gudfred), king of Denmark. In La Chevalerie Ogier de Danemarche, he had a son who was slain by Charlot, son of Charlemagne; seeking revenge, he sought out and slew Charlot, and was only barely prevented from killing Charlemagne himself. He resisted Charlemagne for seven years, but made peace with him in order to fight at Charlemagne's side against the Saracens, in which battle he slew the giant Brehus. There may be a dim flicker of history in the tale, in that Danish sources reveal that in around 800, while Charlemagne's empire was at its peak, a Danish king named Godfred or Godfrid made su

Relationship Quiz
(1)Single, Taken, or Crushing? Single 2) Are you happy with where you are? no with anyone really.. 3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast? no 4) Have you ever had your heart broken? yes 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? hell no 6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? never again 7) Have you talked about marriage with another person? no 8) Do you want children? already have kids working on grandkids now 9) How many? 3 10) Would you consider adoption? maybe 11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know? jus tell me 12) Do you want someone you cant have? hmmm maybe 13) Do you believe love at first sight exists? yes 14) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries? yes 15) Do you believe that you can change someone? no they are gonna have to want to change for themselves 16) If you could get married anywhere, m

And The Winners Are:
1st Place Slater 79 13692 comments and 53 ratings 2nd Place NO-ESC 1610 comments and 49 ratings 3rd Place King Snipe 800 comments and 5 ratings 4th Place Maverick ~ Family ~ H.C.C ~ 284 comments and 11 ratings 5th Place Ziggy Stardust 251 comments and 13 ratings Thanks to all those that joined and special thanks the everybody that voted. Hope to see you in my next conest. Jeanie Bean@ CherryTAP

Walmart Fun In The Wee Hours
It's amazing how much fun one can have hanging out at Walmart for hours at a time. At 2am, some of my friends and I had nothing to do. Starting in the grocery section, we made our way around the entire store messing with whatever free merchandise was around to screw with. A word of caution... Turning a can of air upside-down and spraying it on your friend can hurt their skin. I have experienced this a few hours previous, and my skin still feels tingly and some of the skin is flaking off, so be careful. :-P Anything from throwing footballs, to playing video games, to putting motorcycle helmets on and have head-butting contests can be enjoyed at Wal-mart. My advice to all those who can't sleep and are bored. Call up a friend and go chill at Wal-mart. It's cheap, makes for good stories, and you could very well have a time of your life. :-P

5:41 Am 12-17-2006
I sit hear awake again... the short hours of the night growing long with thoughts of my life.waht makes my mind go on as it does I do not know. It seems that when my mind starts to work as it is now I fall deeply and pitifully into depression. A place I do not want nor need to go. But it seems my life is slowly changing... I no longer fill the voids that I feel with empty promises of change... I no longer feel the need to go out and have sex or do massive amounts of drugs to feel happy. Instead I try and fill my life with the little things that make me happy. Good music good friends and my loving family... I am not prerfect I know this more than you can imagine, but I also Know that I like the PERSON that I am... I am happy being me. The situation I am in may not be appealing, but the person I am is someone I would want to be friends with. That of course is not saying much since I want to be friends with everybody. But I am happy with myself none the less. It seems these days the

Still Up
Once again it's pat 4am and I'm up it's just so hard to go right to bed after work. I didn't get out till 2am I got there at 4pm. I don't mind the overtime is nice my last check had 90 hours on it. The only problem is I feel so tired in the morning but once I'm up for a couple hours I'm up till 3-4 in the morning....

Happy Holidays And Happy New Year
i just wanted to wish everyone on Cherry Tap safe and happy holidays and of course a wonderful new year!! may everyone recieve what they want under the tree or from santa. myself i just want my kids to have a wonderful Christmas!!

Notice...to Contest
I HAVE DECIDED TO LET THE FLOOD GATE OPEN, I HAVE BEEN KEEPIN TRACK OF EACH N EVERY ONE OF U SO I HAVE ALL THE NUMBERS DOWN. TO BE FAIR, I RESET ALL PICS TO ZERO COUNT, EVEN THOUGH WHAT U SEE IS STILL SAME I WROTE WHAT EVERYONE HAD AT 9 AND RESET IT. SO FROM HERE ON OUT GO FOR IT. ALL COMMENTS WERE RESET AS OP 9 PM. THEY STILL SHOW UP ON PICS BUT AS OF 9PM EVERYONE HAD THE SAME 0. SO EVERYTHING FROM 9PM TILL THUR AT 9 PM IS GAME. SOME OF U R BEHIND...GIT TO PIMPIN. GOOD LUCK

Christmas Present For Girlfriend
A young man called Dennis wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend Tracey . As they hadn't been seeing each other for very long, he decided after careful consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal. He went with his girlfriends sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of white fur lined gloves, the sister bought a pair of Knickers for herself at the same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Dennis got the knickers. Without checking Dennis sealed the package and sent it to his new girlfriend with the following letter: Dear Tracey, I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which are easier to remove, These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the

Christmas Angel
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang,

Best Xmas Present Ever!
My buddy asks me to stop by and, while talking to him, he grunts 'There's your christmas present' and points at this black pack on his table. I say 'inside the pack' and he goes'no it is the pack'. Inside is, first off the Zombie Survival handbook (Max Brooks) and an absolutely wicked ghurka style machete. There is a smaller pack inside with a first aid kit, some MREs and water in packets, a few carbon knives, a compass. In short everything you would need for a zombie uprising. I look over and, kinda choked up, say "This is fucking awesome" My friend, not missing a beat, says, "I made one for myself, thought you should have one as well" I laughed so hard I almost needed an EMT.

Whats Inside
YOUR LOVE MAKES THE STARS CRY YOUR TRUST MAKES THE WORLD TURN YOUR JOY MAKES THE SUNSHINE YOU MAKE MY HEART BEAT YOUR GOOFINESS MAKES THE OCEAN WAVE YOUR HOPE MAKES DREAMING WORTH IT YOUR ROMANCE MAKES THE SUNSET UPON OPEN WATER YOULL NEVER KNOW HOW YOUR LAUGHTER BRINGS A SMILE ON MY FACE AND IM READY TO FACE THE DAY

Love/hate
I HATE WHEN YOU IGNORE ME I HATE WHEN MY PHONE DIES I LOVE WHEN YOUR CAMS ON I CAN SEE I LOVE HOW I KNOW THE ACT YOU DONT TELL LIES I HATE YOUR NOT WITH ME I HATE I CANT FEEL YOUR TOUCH I LOVE HOW I KNOW YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH I HATE I CANT HEAR I LOVE YOU WHISPERED IN MY EAR I HATE I CANT WAKE UP NEXT TO YOU I LOVE IT IF YOU DIDNT CRY EVEN JUST A TEAR I LOVE THE WAY I HEAR I LOVE YOU TOO

Subject: How To Say I Love You In 25 Languages (repost)
How to Say I love you in 25 languages How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages..... English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German lch Liebe Dich Japanese Ai Shite Imasu Thai Phom rak khun Italian Ti amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Akar Alabama Arkansas Texas North Carolina South Carolina Georgia Oklahoma Tennessee Missouri Mississippi Montana Virginia West Virginia Kentucky parts of Florida Nice Ass , Get in the truck (repost of original by 'spike' on '2006-12-15 09:29:49') (repost of original by 'KIRA' on '2006-12-15 09:32:48') (repost of original by 'Movie Addict ~Idiot Killer~' on '2006-12-15 09:34:39') (repost of original by '

Just A Mom?
JUST A MOM? A woman, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk's office was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is," explained the recorder, "do you have a job or are you just a......?" "Of course I have a job," snapped the woman. "I'm a Mom." "We don't list 'Mom' as an occupation, 'housewife' covers it," said the recorder emphatically. I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same situation, this time at our own Town Hall. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient and possessed of a high sounding title like, "Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar." "What is your occupation?" she probed. What made me say it? I do not know. The words simply popped out. "I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations." The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in

Breast Cancer Awareness
A handsome, middle-aged man walked quietly into the cafe and sat down. Before he ordered, he couldn't help but notice a group of younger men at the table next to him. It was obvious they were making fun of something about him, and it wasn't until he remembered he was wearing a small pink ribbon on the lapel of his suit that he became aware of what the j oke was all about. The man brushed off the reaction as ignorance, but the smirks began to get to him. He looked one of the rude men square in the eye, placed his hand beneath the ribbon and asked, quizzically, This?" With that the men all began to laugh out loud. The man he addressed said, as he fought back laughter, "Hey, sorry man, but we were just commenting on how pretty your pink ribbon looks against your blue jacket!" The middle aged man calmly motioned for the joker to come over to his table and invited him to sit down. The guy obliged, not really sure why. In a soft voice, the middle aged man

Long Day
Today seemed like a long day for some reason. I guess it's because I've been trying to get rid of a migraine. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, my boyfriend is being such a sweet heart!!!! Hehe. He asked me if I was cold, and offered me his coat or a blanket. That's so cute, he's concerned about me being cold. He might not think anything of it, but I think it's sweet and thoughtful. Anyways, I had to do some sort of bragging. So yeah, we went to Adam's mom's just to pick up somethings, and then go to the mall, but we all ended up going to Red Robin for dinner. Adam's been meaning to trade his PS2 in to get a new one because the one he had was fucked up, and wanted to traded some games for money. He didn't get what he was wanting, but he did get Mortal Kombat Armaggdon (how ever it's spelled). Then we went back to his mom's to play the game,and watched a couple of movies. I can tell he's happy that his new PS2 works because now he can play the new games he bought a while back.

Another Reason Yahoo Can Kiss My Ass!
I had a reaffirmation tonight that the only fucking reason I deal with yahoo is because I talk to some of you cool ass people and a few others from Myspace. Tonight I go to add some pics to my yahoo album only to find out that my shit has been flagged as an 18 and over album. That's right, I got flagged on yahoo, those cocksuckers! What I have in my yahoo albums are kindergarten refrigerator pictures in comparison to what I have posted here on CT. Hell, I have the same images on myspace and my textamerica photoblog Not only was that damn thing flagged but I'm unable to share the photos, post them on my 350 or even e-mail the album. I've had to send it to have it reviewed. Fuck....yahoo can review THIS!!! Dammit.........grrrr. Maybe they should concentrate more on the kid touchers on yahoo than a bunched of clothed pics and head shots (the one one my shoulders, don't get cute). Now that I've blown off steam, yahoo should write you all a thank you note. You all are the re

Solace
A molevolent anger fleeting images of freedom. Timed bliss never enduring. Peace leaves in its wake agony. Another pill for a moment of pleasure. Why don't good feelings come without a cost? They do but i don't know if I could take the feeling of such loss a second time. Will you join me on this journey? Dare I leave? Questions and uncertainty cost more than life itself. Live, love, lament, lost and left. So begins another epic sojourn into a greater existence. Dare I seek utopia once more? I think i've wandered into a new world without knowing. Experience has readied me this time around. I see more now that I was blind to before. I will not walk blindly into this like a lamb to the slaughter so many times we have done this before. I can't hurt worse than I already have. Solace

Friends And Liars Don’t Wait For Me Cause I’ll Get On All By Myself
Pearls that swim the rift of me Long and weary my road has been I was lost in the cities Alone in the hills No sorrow or pity For anything I feel yea I am not your rolling wheels I am a highway I am not your carpet ride I am the sky Friends and liars Don’t wait for me Cause I’ll get on All by myself Put millions of miles Under my heels And still too close to you I feel I am not your rolling wheels I am the highway I am not your carpet ride I am the sky I am not your blowing wind I am the sky here I am not your automn moon I am the night The night I am not your rolling wheels I am the highway I am not your carpet ride I am the sky I am not your blowing wind I am the lightining I am not your autumn moon I am the night

The Colon And The Tail - Pony Tail
Monday, November 06, 2006 Current mood: sore I KNOW everyone is interested in how my first colonoscopy went - and before you ask, yes I do have pics and will be posting them here soon for your viewing pleasure. How can I summarize this......no problems found - other than known problems. The shot they gave me was so good, I don't think I would have cared who was back there or what they did. This kinda scares me a little... ;) However, I think I shall die before I ever again take ANY med designed to "clean me out:". The first drug Doctor Jellyfinger prescribed was some kind of mix that even made the nurse sick just talking about it. I went to the pharmacy and got the crap (no pun intended) but upon reading, smelling and seeing this stuff, death didn't seem so bad. AND you have to drink FOUR litres of it - in like 2 seconds or you will crap your pants before you can put it down. After much careful consideration, I decided to pass (no pun intended) on this drug. I s

Mcr At The Aragon! Part 1
Ok so like the concert fucking rocked, despite we got harassed by security alot of the time and they confiscated my camera, but I did manage to get some kick ass pictures. Stay tuned to the blog to see them coming soon! RAWWWWR I hadn't seen a concert this HYPE in ages! Was well worth the 10 Blocks we walked and the 4 hours we stood lol. SO sore today tho laffin!! wooot!! xo

If You Only Knew
You came into my life and took over my heart.. I know we are just friends and that’s the scary part. Were we meant to met paths to search with in are hearts . God only knows if we will be together or far apart.. Right now you are my friend and always will be until my dying day. I can not tell you that I love you cause that would be doing something prematurely.. But I’m anxious to see where this actually goes. Would you hold me tight and make me feel secure? Will you break my heart and walk out the door? Will you remain my friend regardless of what occurs? Thoughts that run through my head when I think of you.. Want to hold you and be next to you so much more. This is all so strange for me as I believe that I would never feel this way once more. So all I ask is that you take the time to know and understand me before you go.. So this way I will never be left all alone..

Delicious Ambiguity
Gilda Radner: "I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity."

Within
I tried to find Him on the Christian cross but He was not there;I went to the temple of the Hindus and to the old pagodas but i could not find a trace of Him anywhere. I searched on the mountains and in the valleys but neither in the heights nor in the depths was I able to find Him. I went to the Caaba in Mecca,but He was not there either. I questioned the scholars and philosopheres but He was beyond their understanding. I then looked into my heart and it was there where He dwelled that I saw Him; He was nowhere else to be found. ENIGMA-the cross of changes

Lips Of An Angel
Honey why you calling me so late? It's kinda hard to talk right now. Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay? I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice say my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And, yes, I've dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice say my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With t

The Future
So people close to me know my health isn't to good and I have alot of family history of health problems. Diebeties on both sides, high blood pressure, cancer, alcoholism . I as is already have health problems with my knee and my shoulder nothing to serious yet. But today my dad was painting my moms room next thing I know we are ordering an ambulance and my dads being rushed to the hospital with a heartattack. Two hospitals and a surgery later we are left with questions of how, He's not a smoker eats decent food not an alcoholic, Works a none stressful desk job and is part of the military. So now its 1230 at night I'm drinking my beer and I'm wondering, Is this the stuff I'm looking forward to when I'm in my 50s. I woke up this morning as a normal day only to have this come on. Everyone has to endure stress in their life and my father has minimal compaired to previous years, So what am I to do to try and stop what seems to be genetics from happening to me. It's all just getting to me t

Yummy My Bf Is Sexy!
Hey bitches! help my bf level up!! he is one fly mofo...plus all u sexy girls he wants u to have a 3some with us...so leave him lots of love!! The X Factor * Family Member * Stoner Chapter * SSR@ CherryTAP

Win A 'twisted Christmas'
BraveWords.com along with SonyBMG are giving away five copies of TWISTED SISTER's A Twisted Christmas CD. To enter the Twisted Sister CD giveaway - simply send an email to MitchMinute@aol.com (subject Twisted X-mas) with your name and mailing address by noon (EST) Dec. 20th. Winners will be chosen at random. The prize has no cash value and no substitutions are allowed. To view Twisted Sister's latest video, 'Oh Come All Ye Faithful' (both animated and non-animated versions), head to this location. BraveWords.com is currently streaming the song on our BraveTunes player. http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid315802020

Speech By William Pierce
Patriot's Choice by Dr. William Pierce When I speak with or correspond with people from various parts of the United States the issue on which everyone seems to agree is immigration. Everyone has his own horror story about what the influx of non-White immigrants has done to the community in which he lives or to his workplace. People I know who work in Silicon Valley as highly skilled professionals complain to me about the enormous influx of Asians, who are taking away their jobs: Asians from India in particular. People in the health-care professions and in the academy also complain about Asians. Ninety per cent of the interns in many hospitals are Vietnamese or Chinese or Pakistani. University faculties are being filled with Asians, leaving fewer and fewer opportunities for White American scholars to have academic careers. At the other end of the socioeconomic scale, mestizos from Mexico and other parts of Central and South America, are taking over virtually all of the minimum-wage

Life Is Some Thing More Than Just Life
hi-i am just new to cherry,hope to get familier soon-wellcome you all on my blog the first one trying to put on here. life is realy beautiful to enjoy it as we got-we are in a fix to get it but what we have got to do with that only.to get a life of human is itself is an achivement,so celebrate it as it comes to usby keeping in mind the bare fact of life that every one has got his/her self respect,we must suppose to understand this bare fact of life.if we wants to be respected so we must suppose to respect others in all respect. we must take care during the celebration of life that as under NO ONE SHOUL GET HURT BY FEELINGS OR OTHERWISE WE ARE SUPPOSE TO BE FARE IN OUR DEALINGS THERE IS NOTHING ABOVE THAN THE TRUTH & THE GOD CHILDRENS & ELDERS NEED SPECIAL CARE FROM US WE HAVE TO RESPECT THE NATURE AS WE BELONGS TO IT THANKS A LOT MAHESH SHARMA

To My Friends & Family Old N New
PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR NOT RESPONDING IN A TIMELY MANNER. MY LIFE IS HECTIC AND I AM RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT SICK AS HELL, BUT IM TRYING TO LEAVE ACOMMENT FOR ALL OF U. BE PATIENT YOUR WILL BE ON THE WAY SHORTLY. BUT I AM SENDING MY LOVE TO EACH N EVERYONE OF YOU ON MY LIST. HUGZ YOUR NIGHT ANGEL

Just Thoughts
Implications of are deepest thoughts convey to us only our convictions. The lies the distrust and deceit, are always the same when we speak. I just cant get over knowing what you've done to me. Like a wild animal waiting to rip the flesh from my heart. All this deception leaves me distraught. I cant continue on if there is no purpose. Yet your pictures flip through my head poisoning my every thought causing much chaos to my reality. I cant go on I cant go on Knowing things will ever change. There has to be a reason. A reason why! I just cant seem to find it. Lost beneath the tides. Drowning from the inside. Trying to cover my eyes. So you cant see my tears. To not accept my fate only makes me more blind. Just a little weird poem, I meant to say that when we are in relationships thing are always misunderstood. Sometimes causes a lot of problems, I personally I have seen and experienced this. I was hoping one day this world could be a little bi

Her View Of Me!
HER VIEW OF ME Young man, you have often gone poaching in the wood of love and many girls have lets themselves be caught in your arms. But, when you boasted to your admiring friends about your successes, I have felt sickened, because I am not just game existing for your pleasure and you would make me think that you and your friends are no more than sad little hunters of girls. I know that chasing the girl you desire gives you a sense of power. When you catch her, that girl who may be forcing herself to follow you, you are perhaps, when you take her for yourself, taking her from somebody else. That other person msy be your friend and he may be dreaming, without even knowing it, that she is keeping herself for him like a rose on the rose-tree, not some cut flower. The wood of my heart is very tender - as delicate as that of a young tree in springtime. But you amuse yourself by scratching your name into my bark and you do not even know how deeply the knife penetrates,

Sex
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Teddy
As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard. Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that he did not play well with the other children, that his clothes were messy and that he constantly needed a bath. In addition, Teddy could be unpleasant. It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold X's and then putting a big "F" at the top of his papers. At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was required to review each child's past records and she put Teddy's off until last. However, when she reviewed his file, she was in for a surprise. Teddy's first grade teacher wrote, "Teddy is a bright child with a r

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A Mother Asked (too Good Not To Share)
A mother asked President Bush,"Why did my son have to die in Iraq?" Another mother asked President Kennedy, "Why did my son have to die in Viet Nam?" Another mother asked President Truman, "Why did my son have to die in Korea? Another mother asked President F.D. Roosevelt, "Why did my son have to die at Iwo Jima?" Another mother asked President W. Wilson, "Why did my son have to die on the battlefield of France?" Yet another mother asked President Lincoln, "Why did my son have to die at Gettysburg?" And yet another mother asked President G. Washington, "Why did my son have to die near Valley Forge?" Then long, long ago, a mother asked... "Heavenly Father, why did my Son have to die on a cross outside of Jerusalem?" The answers to all these are similar -- "So that others may have life and dwell in peace, happiness and freedom." This was emailed to me with no author and I thought the magnitude and the simplicity were awesome ... IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, PLE

Morning
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The Flea
MARK but this flea, and mark in this, How little that which thou deniest me is ; It suck'd me first, and now sucks thee, And in this flea our two bloods mingled be. Thou know'st that this cannot be said A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead ; Yet this enjoys before it woo, And pamper'd swells with one blood made of two ; And this, alas ! is more than we would do. O stay, three lives in one flea spare, Where we almost, yea, more than married are. This flea is you and I, and this Our marriage bed, and marriage temple is. Though parents grudge, and you, we're met, And cloister'd in these living walls of jet. Though use make you apt to kill me, Let not to that self-murder added be, And sacrilege, three sins in killing three. Cruel and sudden, hast thou since Purpled thy nail in blood of innocence? Wherein could this flea guilty be, Except in that drop which it suck'd from thee? Yet thou triumph'st, and say'st that thou Find'st not thys

Tonight Sucks, And Now I Can't Sleep
WELL TONIGHT WAS A REALLY BAD NIGHT. I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, NOW I AM PAYING THE PRICE. SOMETIMES BEING NICE CAN COME BACK AND BITE YOU IN THE ASS. I WANT TO REALLY VENT HERE. BUT I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT. LETS JUST SAY I WAS TAKEN FOR A FOOL, WAS USED, AND TOSSED ASIDE. IT IS MY FAULT FOR NOT BEING SMARTER. SO NOW I AM PAYING FOR IT FINANCIALLY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY EMOTIONALLY. ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL LEARN AND I WONT BE WALKED ALL OVER LIKE THIS AGAIN. WELL THAT IS ALL I AM GOING TO SAY. I WILL TRY ONCE AGAIN TO GET TO SLEEP.

Think About This For A Moment
The Mining Journal News, Marquette , Mi. This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of Michigan state after a snow storm last winter. Up here in the Northern Plains we just recovered from a Historic event--- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of thousands. FYI: George Bush did not come. FEMA did nothing. No one howled for the government. No one blamed the government. No one even uttered an expletive on TV. Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit. Our Mayor's did not blame Bush or anyone else. Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else either CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX, or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5 snow storm nobody demanded $2,

Living And Loving Part 1
Living is Loving (Part 1) Friend, sit down and listen to my story. Listen with all your heart! If your heart is not open you will only hear the sound of words but will not taste of their flavour. I was 20 - or 24, or 25, what does it matter! I wanted to live, but did not know how to live or why I was living. I was searching. My search was very painful. I seemed to be walking through a desert full of mirages. I was hungry! My body was hungry. My living flesh was like a thousand gaping mouths, eager to swallow even the tiniest fragments of pleasure found on the way. My spirit was hungry. I fed it with all the words I heard utterd, all the ideas I could find in books and images and pictures of every kind. My head was like a beehive, buzzing with activity but producing no honey. Sometimes, in the darkness of my activity, I was aware of a light shining outside my buzzing head, my body and my soul, a long way ahead of me, somewhere at the end of this world and the beginning of a ne

Personality
You Are An INFJ The Protector You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity. Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is. You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience. You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them. You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher. What's Your Personality Type?

The Raven
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door- Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, "'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber d

Love Vs Luv
i've got this nasty little habit of telling people, some of which i even just met, "i love you". now mind you, it's not always so profound and forlorned. sometimes, when expressing it in writing, i even try to diffuse it by spelling it 'l-u-v' instead of 'l-o-v-e'. and more often than not, it's based more on admiration and respect than any romantic or physical attractions. Trouble is, i found people tend to freak out or begin to noticeably distance themselves when those words are spoken/written. what's up with that? what is so wrong or threatening with having genuine feelings for some one based on the observations made on how admirable and/or appealing they may be? do people honestly believe that to love a person automatically means desiring and lusting for them as well? there are all kinds of and ways you can actually love some one...and all be realistically genuine. i mean c'mon…when somebody says they "love" their dog, does that mean they want to have sex with them? (well…in most ca

Embracing The Touch Of Winter
It snowed early for this area. Normally Northwestern Missouri doesn't see snow until January or February. When I was living in the city the change in the weather was always in the background, something merely to deal with. Now that I am living with the trees as neighbors, I can feel the winter cycle of the year like never before. The snow gives a grace to where I live, and a quiet harmony. I can sense a change in the spirit of this place as the snow falls, as if a restfulness envelopes the land. This place is happy with the falling snow, and that energy flows through me. I feel more connected to this place now than ever before.

Merry Xmas
hey i just want to wish every1 a merry xmas and all the best for the holiday seaon and hope you all have a safe and happy xmas and a wonderful new years best wishes for the new year xo the reason i write this now is because i wont have time to say it im working flat out right the waty threw to xmas so thought id say it now

Call My Car Frosty And Give It A Cartoon.
I had to wait five minutes in my work parking lot for my car to thaw. I looked like a madwoman trying to scrape ice off the windows with a paper towel. This is Eika's fault, by the way. She mentioned last night that it had not been so cold lately. Brat.

Nonpoint-endure
Even with a diagram of My DNA I leave scientists baffled 'till the end of the day they try to pick apart My life-style and how I survive making money for the boss while I make nickel and dime, and being on time takin' a punch and doin' My best, not ever hearing good job and staying upset it doesn't take to much to find the sediments they left behind. Put down the books put up the walls I'm never givin' up at all what's yours is yours, what's Mine is yours and I'll mature. Endure. Not even with ten men holding Me back not even with a devious planned attack contemplating every move that I play willing the bad things all away keeping the worry-free happiness philosophy that's what I let them see when they try to look at Me. Don't want out. These issues arise everyday, though you try to turn your head and walk away, though it leaves you feeling insecure you're gonna feel your life mature. Endure ----------------- Nonpoint Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCure

Andrew W.k.-we Want Fun
Well if we had our own willing way to go You'd be doing things, and hoping theres antidote! When we saw that we'd give you it all! we're thinkin' you're a lady, yankin' our chains an' all!*** We can get a try! We can get a try! with a 1, 2, 3 You'd be startin' to drown! We can clear the floor We'd give you a bangin' ladies and gentelmen do it together! We want you to give us something more... You have to lay down on us! We want us to get up off the floor... Don't ever lay down on it! We don't want to ever live or die! We gotta get out we can make it today you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make it today! We want fun and you better believe it! We want fun 'cos we desperately need it! We want fun, but you dont understand... ... you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make me a man! We want fun and you better believe it! We want fun either take it, or leave it! We want fun, and we're gonna get pasted! We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted! When we had the tim

I Despair Of Men...
So, second date this week was a bust. Apparently this one thought that, despite my very clear statements to the contrary, I was going to somehow be overcome by his extreme hotness and sleep with him after a half-hour conversation. Now, he WAS extremely hot, I totally admit. And a near-professional athlete. But he didn't seem to be at all interested in me as a person, and that's a pretty huge turn-off for me. If he'd put in any time and effort, we both could have had fun. As it was, apparently a couple hours' of conversation was too much for him to handle. I KNOW there are decent guys in the world. I KNOW there are. And yet, sometimes I really despair of you as a gender. The way a lot of my so-called Cherry "friends" treat me at times makes me want to give up and quit. The fact that I have NSFW photos seems to make men think that they can treat me pretty terribly (like a total slut, honestly), even if I think of my NSFW photos as just a part of who I am -- a celebration of

The Last Biker
THE LAST BIKER! The Last Biker...The old ones stand out now, their numbers dwindling down. They're sad loss to the American scene, these individualists with the worn down clothes, saddles and faces. You can still see them sometimes, the real ones, some in packs, not as large as a while ago, sometimes alone. The alone one is the best. One who's been there a long time, staying in the life he loves, never giving into a system that sucks you up like a vortex if you slip just one foot into it. He's got his connections - a few like him, that care for and protect each other. Hanging onto the only unique lifestyle left, like old dinosaurs, their faces are leathered and rough by forty, but their eyes still sharp and knowing. Some are gray in the beards and braids, some are limp in their step and some pain in the kidneys. Still they know that no other life is life, but merely a dreary journey into everyone else's monotony. He looks at the new ones, and then turns away, knowing they w

Millencolin-da Strike
You strike get pissed that is just the way it is use your nose to the melancholy funk sound we are just a couple of local bowlers hangin' out tonight leavin' all the girls behind. So what's a girl compared to a perfect game I guess a lot if you find the right one if I had to choose between a bowl and you I'm not tellin' you you're taking it the wrong way I love the feeling that I get when I strike thats the only time I feel alive don't need you babe just need to strike I love the feeling that I get when I strike You are in trance when you slick into the area you pass the sa when you're taking off your pumas the way we bowl is cleaner then the other styles it's pro but they say we're doin' it the wrong way. So I guess you must be crazy to be bowlin' like we do it's cool we're doin' it our own way no fools no girls just the rude boys from the south kickin' it slickin' it trickin' it again. Yes thats right bowlin' is allright the only time I feel alive is when

In My Opinion
Everyone always talks about how so-and-so is a great lover or a lousy lover. What do they mean? Of course, not everyone is in agreement about what makes one lover amazing and another abysmal.But I do think there are some great, universal sex truths. Here are nine commandments for being an amazing lover, plus clues that your bedmate's repertoire could use some improvement. Laws of the Great Lover 1. He's super-observant. A great lover doesn?t make love to you as if you?re a generic woman; he talks to you and finds out what you want. He listens and learns from your pleasurable moans, body tension and breathing patterns. 2. He's a good talker. Great sex goes way beyond the physical. A truly amazing lover stimulates your mind and emotions. He tells you that you?re beautiful from head to toe — and you believe him. He makes you feel sexy and desirable, which turns you on that much more! 3. He has great hands. Fingertips to palms, he understands the power of touch and lets

Where?
You heed the call, and head on out, to bar unknown, with people, barely known, for reasons, not understood. Not by you, not at all, this dance, doesn't make a lot of sense to you does it? But you go, the parade of conversations, some in which you are your most engaging charming funny, sometimes erudite. But this weird matrix of people and words, you can mix it up, you can dance this dance, you can be all these things expected of you, raconteur, confessor, confidante, friend. You slide through these masks serpent of response, where are you? Where are you?

Millencolin-penguins And Polar Bears
I don't want you to know too much about me, oh no. 'Cause I know you'll take advantage of the words that I say. You're looking for a way to depress me, make me pay. You don't want me to be, too close around you 'cause I would see. All the weak sides that you got, bout which you're trying to hide. You know that I would nail you if I could nurse my pride. You're on the top when I'm low. As soon as you're fading I will grow. I don't like you. You don't like me. We're lacking energy. Yeah, we're lacking energy. It's a mindgame we play. Rule the roost, major cliche. While one of us is fit the other's going insane. And every time we think the positions will remain. You're on the top when I'm low. As soon as you're fading I will grow. I don't like you. You don't like me. We're lacking energy. Yeah, we're lacking energy. So you got me up against the wall and I'm only waiting for your fall. I'll get back on top and be carefree. It's not the end for me, no It's not

W.t.f.
Just online here today for a few hours. I have seen many peoples profiles and rate them cause i think i`m a good guy.. well after some time i noticed that hardly anyone sends comments or even looks at my profile.. i`m not saying i`m a great looking guy, just the average guy looking to meet some friends... hoping some that have time to talk.. not alot out there. Just wanted to see if it was just me or if i`m just being stupid. well thats all i`m done... to all you that do chat thanks for being a friend... have a great weekend.........

Time To Explain Myself.
Okay this blog is being posted to let everyone know why and how come. Okay I'm sure everyone on Cherry Tap knows about the TXR split/walk out. Now first off I do not know everything that went down between the owners ot TXR nor do I really care. Here's the deal there was a disagreement and one of the owners split and most of all the dj's left with that owner. Now they have their own station called Bad Seed Radio. Check it out there are some cool people there. Now as to why I'm staying with TXR. Well it's quite simple really. XTC showed me respect by telling me there was a walk out when I had no clue about anything. She said if I wanted to walk with the others then she would have no hard feelings towrds me. She showed me the respect by talking to me. When no one else did. The first time I went into Bad Seed lounge no one would say hi to me after saying hi three times. About 20 mins later people finaly relized I was in the room. After that I pm xtc and said Hey I'm staying with txr. Sh

Fill Out And Return To Me Plz!!!
> 1. Your Name: > 2. Age: > 3. Favorite position (s) ?: > 4. Do you think i'm hot?: > 5. Would you have sex with me?: > 6. lights on or off?: > 7. Would you have to be drunk?: > 8. Would you take a shower with me?: > 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?: > 10. Would you leave after or stay the night?: > 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?: > 12. Condom or skin?: > 13. Do you give Oral pleasures?: > 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?: > 15. Have sex on the first date?: > 16. Would you kiss me during sex?: > 17. Do you think I would be good in bed?: > 18. Three sum?: > 19. Anal yes/no?: > 20. How many times would you like to cum?: > 21. Would you use me as a booty call?: > 22. Do you like fore play?: > 23. What is fore play to you?: > 24. Can we take pictures of the act?: > 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?:

Strapping Young Lad-relentless
Bombs away... Bombs away... All is in its place It's time to lay... It's time to lay... everything to waste I'll walk away Won't hesitate By the way... Honesty is everything I've ever wanted Strip it away... today's the day In what I do there's no disgrace Calling you out Calling! Calling... Long may we Reign... This is Relentless This is our World This is Relentless --------------- Strapping Young Lad Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureFree Layouts

Future Love
MY BEAUTIFUL LOVE My beautiful love as yet unknown you are living and breathing somewhere far away or perhaps quite close to me, but still I know nothing of the threads that form the fabric of your life or the pattern which makes your face distinctive. My beautiful love as yet unknown I would like you to think of me tonight as I am thinking of you -- not in a golden dream that is far from my real self, but as i really am, a living person that cannot be invented without distorting the truth. My beautiful love as yet unknown I love you already although your face is hidden. If I can make myself richer now will be able to enrich you and I want to learn how to give rather than always to take. When you enter my life and I recognise you, I do not want to take you like a thief. I want to receive you like a treasure and let you give yourself to me. My beautiful love as yet unknown. I want to pray for you tonight because you alread

Stop With The Drama
Well, Im still trying to understand why drama dont stay on tv. why do women bring drama to the relationship. Why cant any drama with ex husbands, boyfriends that may or may not share kids togehter not be filled with drama, especially wanting to go back with thier exes. Drama is meant for tv, both me and women alike. To understand the difference between living and watching the drama is playing int the game. the cowboys one in the last part of the game, the celtics did at well to cause draman on whow ould won the game.Well facor season reagains

Long Test But Worth Lookin At!! Plz Fill Out And Return
1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? and then take advantage of me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 16. Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 21. what do you rate me outta 1-10? ____________________________________________________ If we met under the mistletoe...

Strapping Young Lad-s.y.l.
I am the coming of a new age Past your shit by far I was a puzzle in your sick life, But will never be a piece anymore. Because I worked through your fucking bullshit And I worked through your fucking lies Now I'm working on the edge With a thousand times the stress, So I can damn you down to size. I worked in your fucking warehouse I worked in your fucking dream I worked on the edge of the product community And found that nothing's what it seemed I fucking hate you.... Devy worked in the corner of the piss yard Bored and plagued by pain, Devy got a taste of the corporate community, And never went back again. I worked for you fucking bastards I worked for your fucking lies I went and pissed away too may fucking opportunities To try and make you fuckers feel right And I fucking hate you... I am the coming of a new age Stained we still stand tall I am the coming of a new age And I will never fall I bear the questions of a new time Seen but never

So Who Does Really Finish Last?
I am the perfect mix of "good" and "bad" boy!!! Why do I have some women ready to give up their first born(metephorically speaking), and some that will tell me they will, then treat me like the trash they threw out last year? I treat women like they should be treated, opening doors, helping them down off high barstools, paying for drinks, giving them any and everything they want. But at the same time giving them the feeling of safety of knowing NO ONE will fuck with them when they are with me, cause I am who I am!!!

Wishing .............
Wishing all friends and family, and all the other Cherries I have yet to meet, a Merry Christmas, Seasons Greetings, Happy Quansit, Happy Chanaka, through another Yule lof on the fire and so on and so forth.

I'm Alive Folks.....
Just a quick note to appoligize for falling behind on the blog. Been a hectic couple of weeks...Was stuck in Kansas for a week. I'll catch up my blog and pages in a couple days but wanted to let my readers know that not only am I ok...but i am HOME!!!!! The rig has run it's last load for this year as I pulled in last night. Was part of a surprise for my son who I had led to believe that I wasn't going to be home until Xmas eve. Needless to say not only was he surprised but pleased as punch that I am not heading out until Jan 2nd. Then it will be another 4 months out. Anyways I'll catch up on thing when the dust settles here on the home front......

In Flames-touch Of Red
Reaching depth of clarity I'm not supposed to be like this I should be on the top of the world Is anybody out there like me? I followed something's missing Self control forcing me down Whispers consume the air Above her I'm endless When the rain comes falling I'll freeze, I'm so afraid When things start to flood me I will drown in seconds (Chorus) Fear - there's a way out Touch of red - Break away Nothing has it all Bury the place I've been I fear there's a way out As if I ever had a choice All in the hands of the energy Once again I feel the quicksand Swallow me, tonight I won't struggle (Chorus) The weak in me should know I'm as sober as I could be (Chorus) ---------------- In Flames Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureFree Layouts

Walking Alone
Neither sin nor holy deed, Can unchain me from my need, To hear your voice, To feel your touch, I never would have thought, I'd miss you this much. From the moment we parted, I began wandering the uncharted, To have truly loved, And truly lost, I stole a piece of heaven, And must now pay the cost. The world seems so void, And I am terribly annoyed, That no matter what I say, No matter what I do, No matter what the time, I still think of you. The hardest thing is not to call, To sit and do nothing at all, To agonize in solitude, Over my terrible fate, To walk into the future, Without my perfect mate.

What Does Sexy Mean To You ?
Sexy is a matter of opinion. In defining sexy, there are no rules, only preferences. One man finds eyes to be a woman's most attractive physical quality while another considers her hips or waist the most appealing. Some women like tall, dark, and handsome men; some women like smaller, blonder, even more fragile men. Like features, opinions change from person to person. Sexy is a matter of personality and confidence. A person can have a body to be envied, but without a matching personality, they are not classy. Classiness is conveyed through simple confidence. Classically sexy people are confident in their appearance and composure. They may not necessarily be super-model beautiful or drop-dead handsome, but they possess an unshakable assuredness of their worth. They are not arrogant, but they know who they are and are secure in that knowledge. Classically sexy people do not feel the need to bare all because they do not define their worth by how much they can attract.

Static X-push It
corrosive tainted by my sin i'm spilling blood and i can hardly contain it corrosive hallowing the hand stiffened i eat away eat, eat into the surface yeah, you push it yeah, you push it yeah, you push it you, you push it you, you push it you, you push it explosive more violent more violent all consuming throbbing straight to the circle explosive move on reaction i slow it down i slow it down down down down down you fuck your og and pump it i see it, i need it i see it, i need it i see it, i need it i see it, i need it i see it, i need it i see it, i need it i see it, i need it i see it, i need it my mind is corrosive i trip on corrosive i freak see through me my eyes are explosive i feed on it black out crucify thee yeah, you push it yeah, you push it yeah, you push it you, you push it you, you push it you, you push it yeah, you push it yeah, you push it yeah, you push it you, you push it you, you push it you, you push it ----

Wow.
I have never felt so hurt in my life. And i swear if someone says to me im a big girl get over it, or shit happens im gonna punch them. I dont want your sympathy i just want to fucking rant. I can't believe i didnt put 2 and 2 together earlier. Im being fucking lied to dude, and i was to dumb to realize it until today. For fucks sake. Just holy fucking wow. Wanta talk about a slap in the face, that sure the fuck was one. I should have figured it out sooner. I SERIOUSLY should have. But i didn't. And for that im the moron. Icon of the day go fuck yourself. Today i do. Jesus fuck monkeys. I work to much, but now i wont mind it so much, cause i have literally NOTHING to worry about. Because im done caring :) Im done being used, im done feeling like shit when i cant make everyone happy, im done being little miss helpful and little miss do everything for fucking everyone. You're grown ups now, do it YOURSELF. And thats just what they are is "boys" ♥ But its f

Meshuggah-future Breed Machine
An even stobe a pulse of flashing Hatelights of synthetic souls massproduced Hammered into shape a sign of times dreams Turn into systems a new way a new breed Implanted in our minds Here I am in the hand of a sterile hate The new control I can not wake I'm not a sleep New intelligence arise in emptied bodies Turgid flesh tested through eternal exestince Do not know codes mother machine Genocide now scorn a dying race Evolution in reverse now it's time for me Changing what am I to be Contorted an eternity defeated Programmed to appease you we're symbols of Perfection humanoids runed by your laws Destroy erase improve lesson first Submission we're docile servant dogs Our leashes are your limbs Computed deep within Remoted minds controlled our thoughts no More doubts the new way is here disgorged Another thousands fakes that obey to a Circuit skin to vacuum Mechanical thoughts I now concieve No longer me always to see inanity Millions to be units li

In God And Our Government
This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over!!!!! So Be It! THE LAW IS THE LAW So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. I say, "so be it," because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen. I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions < SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and its employees sh

Cradle Of Filth-cthulhu Dawn
Spatter the stars Douse their luminosity With our amniotic retch Promulgating the birth Of another Hell on Earth Shadows gather poisoned henna for the flesh A necrotic cattle brand The hissing downfall pentagram Carven deep upon the church doors of the damned But no Passover is planned A great renewal growls at hand And only when they're running Will they come to understand... So ends the pitiful reign of Man When the moon exhales Behind a veil Of widowhood and clouds On a Biblical scale We raise the stakes To silhouette the impaled Crowds... Within this kissed disembowel arena A broken seal on an ancient curse Unleashes beasts from the seismic breach With lightning reach and genocidal thirst Mountains of archaos theories In collision as at planetary dawn Apocalypse's razorbacks Beat wings on glass as thunder cracks Unfurled across a world hurled to the black Cthulhu dawn Shatter the glass house Wherein spirits breathe out Halitosis of the sou

Parent Definitions
Parent Definitions Words that you or I would commonly use for one meaning, have a completely different meaning to parents in a family... AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 AM too. DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside. DROOLING: how teething babies wash their chins. DUMB WAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you from falling into financial disaster. FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him. GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. IMPREGNABLE:

Lostprophets-kobrakai
Say goodbye to you, but it always dies, its taken aback to.... so watcha gonna do now, but you've got until sundown don't look too good, look too bright, got it all but wanna fight so how u gonna feel now but you've got till sundown step in the car its time to go you want it back you fell off track a thousand knifes left in my back protecting me such an irony and i told u once i'd never leave, and all i do and and all i've seen i drove. (some shouting of some sort...go jamie) so tell me y it all revolves around u, (i got it i got it i got it..) and i no in time wot i must do, (i got it i got it i got it..) now i no its time for us to fade, say what's awful, want it all today, now say what's wrong with u, got too much on your mind and u just don't no where your going so how u gonna feel now, but u got until sundown don't look too good don't look too bright got it all and wanna fight so how u gonna feel now, but u got until sundown step in the car its

Want To - Sugarland
I've packed a cooler and a change of clothes Let's jump and see how far it goes You got my heart and your daddy's boat We got all night to make it float We could sit on the shore, we could just be friends Or we could jump in Whole world could change in a minute Just one kiss could stop this spining We could think it through But I don't want to, if you don't want to We could keep things just the same Leave here the way we came, with nothing to lose But I don't want to, if you don't want to I got your ring around my neck And a couple of nights I don't regret You got a dream of a degree And a shirt that smells like me Yeah we both got dreams, we could chase alone Or we could make our own Whole world could change in a minute Just one kiss could stop this spining We could think it through But I don't want to, if you don't want to We could keep things just the same Leave here the way we came, with nothing to lose But I don't want to, if you don'

More Jokes
One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10." So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money. Finally, when Stumpy and Martha are both about 70 years old, Stumpy looks to Martha, and says, "Martha, I'm 70 now, and I don't know if I'll ever get the chance again, so I just have to have a ride in that there airplane." Martha replies in the same old fashion, and Stumpy kind of slumps down. The pilot is standing near by and overhears the conversation... The pilot pipes up, "Excuse me folks, I couldn't help but hear your situation, and I have a deal for you. I'll take both of y

Apex Theory-apossibly
Can you please explain The reasons why you were so Afraid of consequence When we first said hello Can you please explain The reasons why you were so Afraid of consequence When we first said hello Where am i going? What concerned you was being true In the nearest bathtub with hot water Soaking me into you The withstand time of mine The will to never under mind You're growing and I feel strong all ways Can you please explain The reasons why you were so Afraid of consequence When we first said hello Can you please explain The reasons why you were so Afraid of consequence When we first said hello Pigeons circle my roof Ten to a hundred times a day Nothing stops them from feeding On our grass that lay astray Bothersome it may be To the naked eye nothing is free But the burden of proof may take More than a lifetime to see... Where am i going? What concerned you was being true In the nearest bathtub with hot water Soaking me into you Can you

Worst Porn Movie Titles
Worst Porn Movie Titles 1.CRACK WHORES OF AMERICA - Because nothing turns a guy on more than needle tracks and missing teeth 2.SEX STARVED FUCK SLUTS #22 - STINKY WHITE WOMEN 3.DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ? 4.ULTRA KINKY #79 - BOWLIN' IN HER COLON 5.BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA 6.GOOD ASSTERNOON 7.MUSIC TO FUCK TO - ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A LABIA 8.MOULIN SPLOOGE 9.TITS OF FURY 10.SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN ... SHE'S A VAGITARIAN 11.TOOKIE RAIDER 12.PRIME CUTS - ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST 13.FILTHY FUCKERS #184 - POKE 'ER MOM 14.TOPLESS BRAIN SURGEONS 15.DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR RUBBERS 16.LET'S PLAY ANAL TWISTER 17.FAT THE BALD AND THE UGLY 18.ALL ANAL ON THE WESTERN FRONT 19.SKID ROW 20.AIRTIGHT GRANNY 21.KID VEGAS WATCH ME CAMP BITCH 22.CLIMAX SHOTS #70 - MY BROWN EYE, NOT THE WINKER, THE STINKER 23.BUMPIN DONUTS 24.AMBER THE LESBIAN QUEEFER 25.WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY 26.WALL TO WALL #24 - HELLO TITTY 27.ACAPULCO #1 - MALIBOOBIES 28

Apex Theory-shhh... (hope Diggy)
Hope diggy Shhh... diggy Last without their (x4) Some people have the tendency Of sucking the life out of me Try and fill me with forthcomings Excess is the way of the wise Even when they are left alone one hand's on rye A thousand rambles in a second Tiny tip is tired and will not tolerate toilet tokens Until he is "Topsy-Turvey" So stop the torment, you TRAITORS! I can't take the squeaks anymore Than I can't take you I'm sure your sick of me Well I'm sick of you too Haven't gone far enough my friend If you'll send we'll understand Enter the choice And avoid the void your safe with the flag... (...cha...) Local lopsided judges lure lunacy over Loony loud lumpy loopholes With lingo that's loathsome and Shady shameless shamsters Shake and shape shaggy young people With sharp teeth... On shelves of ship-shaped sharp-eyed shop-owners While customers consume Large quantities of curiously cultivated curtains Crossed and crooked Atop a crushed ice-maker

Where The Mind Goes!
It's amazing where a mind can go sometimes. Why is it that we know what we are supposed to do and yet our minds dwell in the subjects that are not to be discussed?!?! If anyone else can understand that I would love to know it. I mean I am supposed to be one way and yet my mind is taking me to a different place. How do I do what I am supposed to when I want what I can't and shouldn't have???? I mean I am not sure if I can't have it but I shouldn't and really I shouldn't!!! Ahh I hate being here all alone....it lets the mind wander.....well I am going to go and wander for a bit!!! Have a good one all! Peace out The real Luscious!!!!

Tequila Christmas Cookies
tequila christmas cookies Here's a great Christmas Cookie recipe that I thought you might want to try this year: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the ****. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt

Updated My Profile
So, it's exactly -*09*- days before Christmas, and I've decided to update my profile after being on here for only a month. Granted I know a lot of tricks with HTML coding from MySpace that seem to work on here, but all the same, it's a pain in the ass to do. I'm such a perfectionist that if my profile doesn't look neat, and readable ... I fuqn go nuts. I blame it on my Over Compulsive Personality Disorder (COPD.) Anyways, nothing much else to say ... Well, I'm off to bed!

I Am Pleading
Ok i have asked before now i plead for every one to help me get the word out for the men and women of our military near and far. It dont Matter were they are stationed at there lives are at stake and they all do really bear that cross with honor. The holiday season ids apon us.These men that are alone during the season have no home land to have a nice thanks given,Merry christmas, or happy new year or lay there head down on a pillow at night. I give these men alot of respect. Our prayers backing and support needs to be with these men esspecialy during this time of the year. Thank you for taken the time to read my thoughts now it is in your alls hands to make that light brighter for the thought of are men and woman over seas. Please have a heart and brighten the light please repost if You agree.

Which Tarot Card Are You Most Like?
You scored as Justice. Justice and the card Temperance are very closely related. Both woman are not easily angered or impaient. They try their best to fair and considerate towards others. Fighting is not really in their nature unless it's fighting for what's right and justice.The Lovers100%Justice100%The World100%The Magician80%Judgement80%The Empress and The Emperor80%The High Priestess50%The Fool40%The Hanged Man40%The Devil25%The Moon

The Cure-a Forest
come closer and see see into the trees find the girl while you can come closer and see see into the dark just follow your eyes just follow your eyes i hear her voice calling my name the sound is deep in the dark i hear her voice and start to run into the trees into the trees into the trees suddenly i stop but i know it's too late i'm lost in a forest all alone the girl was never there it's always the same i'm running towards nothing again and again and again ------------- The Cure - A ForestMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com

Christmas With Louise
This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. This won first prize. Christmas With Louise As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do? You're kidding me! Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll tha

How To Kiss A Woman
Never underestimate the power of the perfect kiss. Get it right, and the rest will fall into place It has been theorized that a woman decided within five minutes of meeting a man whether or not she will have sex with him. Possibly true, but there is one catch. Most women I know, myself included, may initially decide we'll have sex with a guy, but when we find out he's a bad or a mediocre kisser, we change our minds entirely. We decide we will never have sex with this guy. He won't even get asked for a nightcap, much less for breakfast the next morning. As our lips part while we stand on the doorstep, we will announce that we have an early-morning meeting or (if you were really awful) that we're actually already married to someone else. What Women say about the Kiss! What we will never, ever say is, "God, you're a lousy kisser. I was going to have sex with you until just this moment." This is one of the ways in which men and women differ. If a man is very attracted to a

The Cure-a Short Term Effect
Movement No movement Just a falling bird Cold as it hits the bleeding ground He lived and died... Catch sight Cover me with earth Draped in black Static White sound A day without substance A change of thought An atmosphere that rots with time Colours that flicker in water A short term effect Scream! As she tries to push him over Helpless and sick With teeth of madness Jump jump dance and sing Sideways across the desert A charcoal face Bites my hand Time is sweet Derange and disengage everything A day without substance A change of thought The atmosphere rots with time Colours that flicker in water A short term effect An echo And a stranger's hand A short term effect An echo And a stranger's hand A short term effect ------------ The Cure - A Short Term Effect (Remastered LP Version)Music Code provided by Song2Play.Com

Thanks A Lot, Time Magazine!
I suppose I should be honored, but what a bunch of lazy f*ckers. Why not just give it to Really Cute Puppies or Everyone Who Breathes Oxygen? The fact that they couldn't pick a person means they just didn't try hard enough. Heck, give it to the coffee guy outside the Time-Warner building or the guy who plays Hiro on Heroes. Or give it to Heywood Jablomi. Or just say, "Yeah, we couldn't decide on anyone. We're taking this year off. Suck on that." http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061217/D8M2ACFO1.html TIME MAGAZINE'S PERSON OF THE YEAR: YOU NEW YORK (AP) - Congratulations! You are the Time magazine "Person of the Year." The annual honor for 2006 went to each and every one of us, as Time cited the shift from institutions to individuals - citizens of the new digital democracy, as the magazine put it. The winners this year were anyone using or creating content on the World Wide Web. "If you choose an individual, you have to justify how that person affected millions of peo

Shall Be Missing
i probably shall be missing a lot more then ussual for the next two weeks. we just lost an employee so im going to be working lots of overtime. im also going to be doing a lot of midnights because the main guy is going on vacation, so i wont get a day off for a few weeks most likely, so if no one see's too much of me that's why. im going to have to start making cookies and other stuff on midnights which sucks, i don't even care for doing the donuts but dean won't be here to do them :/ i worked today when it was supposed to be my day off. and i believe im working the evening shifts on tues. and wed. meaning coming home from a midnight sleeping right away waking up at 1 then going back to work. tues. and wed. were my days off, but im willing to work i need the money. then for my midnights that im taking over for dean i may have to come into work an hr or two early for a few days. umm, that's about all that's new. i slept until 430 today. i went to bed at 2 and then just didnt want to

Halls Mentho-lyptus (honey Lemon)
is my new best friend right now as I have come down with sore throat. I want to know: Is it feed a fever and starve a cold.... or, is it starve a cold and feed a fever??? LOL... Working because I need to work to pay the bills right now (and, as a relief, I don't get sick days off and paid for), but trying to take it as easy I can. Does anyone know why they only put 9 losenger drops in a Halls stick instead of 10???? Made in Canada??? A product of Cadbury Adams??? Did Cadbury candies team up with Adams spices??? Hmmmmm.....Does that now make HALLS drops a spicy candy now???? Best used by May 31 2008??? Do people really stock up on these and not use them for a year-and-a-half??? Interesting....

Eminem-marshall Mathers
[Eminem] You know I just don't get it Last year I was nobody This year I'm sellin records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of here Chorus One: Eminem You see I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody wanna run they mouth and try to take shots at me (take shots at me) [Eminem] Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red like I don't see what the big

Sponge-wax Ecstatic
When things just aren't going your way Like a problem hair you pluck or shave? But shaving got to be such a bore and you deserve so much more and happyness is just a purchace away Angelina it'll fix your hunchback Angelina it'll help your time pass Angelina here's a forcast Angelina it's science we never laugh Here's something that is automatic It's Wax Ecstatic When life is nothing less than tragic It's Wax Ecstatic When life has lost all it's magic It's Wax Ecstatic When life can't promise the fantastic It's Wax Ecstatic Throw all your troubles away you'll nothing left that you want to save With this circus you'll need nothing more and all your troubles walk out the door and it's all just a phone call away Angelina it'll fix your hunchback Angelina it'll help your time pass Angelina here's a forcast Angelina it's science we never laugh Here's something that is automatic It's Wax Ecstatic When life is nothing less than tragic It's Wax Ecstatic W

Lawyer Jokes
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a la

Tonight
These passed couple of days have been a blast for me, even tho I dont show it much. I really should learn to appreciate my life more, the seconds/minutes/and hours it holds. But part of me just can't. I'm just not happy. Is this really fair to me, I don't know. There are just certain people, who bring out my smiles, more than I'm used to.

Depswa-silhouette
Sometimes Mixed emotions they ramble on inside For a false sense of reality So I try to escape From this place that brings me down Cause I feel there's nothing else Left inside me anymore And I thought I saw a faint silhouette of you Here in my mind again I thought I saw a faint silhouette of you But now I can't find you anymore And I try to erase all these feelings that I have Of that happy perfect life There's just a cold and darkened memory And i have to pretend that you're here for awhile But I know that's just a wishful temporary remedy And I want to There's a need to To believe in something Something that won't leave me heartless And I want to There's a need to Know that there's something Something that won't pass me by And I thought I saw a faint silhouette of you Here in my mind again I thought I saw a faint silhouette of you But now I can't find you anymore I know that there's reasons to forget what was had To

Well Well Well
It is official... Right after Christmas my hubby and I are calling it quits..I lost out to a little young blonde bimbo...not really she lost too...he doesn't want her either...he just wants time alone...to think things out..... Oh well, I tried and failed again..don't get me wrong...he is a wonderful man...just we need space...

I Thought I Knew Who You Were
I thought I knew you…And now I wish I'd known betterThen to trust so quickly and completely without question…Someone so unknown and newBut since you’re hidden transgressions have risen to the surface…I’ve found myself better off with you out of my sightBecause of you're lies saturating everything we shared...From what we've meant to each other, to all that we've been through togetherBut thats all tainted now with So now that I’ve opened my eyes a little wider, and understand so much more…I can see right through the deceptive facade you projectI don’t know why it took me so long...So long to recognize and expose every color of every lieBut now that I’ve seen them…I won't waste another second so down and out while I cryBecause you’re just not worth all I gave you credit forAnd I can’t believe I fell for you’re lineI always tried to be there for you...Till my heart was black and blueBut I won’t make t

Cards For The "not So Good" Relationship!
Cards for the "not so good" relationship! LOL Body: I know how to push all my wife's buttons ... now if I could only find the one marked OFF! I must admit, you brought religion in my life. I never believed in hell until I met you. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: what the hell was I thinking? As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me. They say that an attractive human body is worth a million dollars. Looks like someone robbed your ugly ass. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that nwe've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise. I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys. I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.

Wanna Watch A Scary Movie?
Hey. Wow. Three blogs in basically one night! Amazing huh? Lets see. Had some Long Island Iced Tea. lol- only tea I care to drink. Dont like the hot or iced kind, or the sweet or unsweet kind either lol. Did grab a bite at the awful waffle. Now home.Guess its movie time.... so put on ur pjs, grab some popcorn, and lets hang out

Just One Day
If I had to live my life in just one day I would choose today If I had one dream to fulfill It would be this dream If I could be with only one person It would be you I would speak So only you would hear I would laugh So only you would laugh in return I would cry So only you would hug away my hurt If all my wishes were to come true They have at this moment If luck ever shined in my life It is now If sorrow came tomorrow I have already loved a lifetime....Today

Ghost Of You
The images I can't seem to shake. The memory's still clear in my mind. At any point something triggers them and i fall apart all over again. I hate that you have the power over me. I hate remembering the touch just like you are touching me at that moment. My heart seems to mend and with one flash back it's torn again. Each time it's torn its harder to sew back up. Each flashback more painful then before. Like my heart is doing it on purpose. Things I have seemed to block comes back like a ghost of you. Little words get me, I can hear them like you are there when you say them. Memory's haunt me, the heart won't let them go. I am so afraid to love you again for the fear of losing you. Living in the past seems like the only way to keep you . Everyday with each passing memory i relive kills me a little each day. Why won't my heart just kill me now, why suffer. The images i can't seem to shake, the ghost of you.

December 9th - 15th
President Bush’s gift list is smaller than last year. Just need to get one gift for England and that’s about it this year. He is now at his lowest approval rating ever. Twenty-four percent. And if a presidential election were held today – John Kerry would still find a way to lose. John Kerry is going to Iraq to visit with the troops. That should boost morale. Lets hope he has some new jokes! Doctor Jack Kevorkian is up for parole this June. He has been approved to be let go as long as he promises not to kill anymore people. It’s the same deal they gave O.J. "Rocky 6” is now in the theater. Don’t kid yourself, Rocky is getting old. In this movie he climbs into the ring and says, "What am I in here for?” Let’s hope Rocky has something left for number 7! I’ve actually seen the new ‘Rocky’ movie and it’s not that exciting. It’s about how Rocky develops a hamburger grill. But it’s interesting, Sylvester Stallone says that he abstained from sex while making his latest ‘Rocky’ s

Hadn't Wrote In A While..........
Well not much has changed since my last post other then i got hired on at the school that i sub at as a teachers aide. I really dont like the job only because the child i work with had ADHD and BD. It sucks cause i cant do nothing although the child hits me and kicks me and stuff but maybe if i stick with her it will get better. anyways i guess i better go and get some house work finished!

Why The Hell Didn't We Know Untill Now!!!!!
the vid http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6708190071483512003&q=911&hl=en a link to the vid This is a vid, that I found on google . It got me so pissed off and yet hurt to think of all the other things we are so carefuly blinded by are govnermet not to see. I love the USA and all the freedoms we have. I am a milatary brat and I suport are troops 100% . BUT I hate Gorge Bush and the lies he and are government continuely tells us . Please forward,copy,repost and e-mail this to anyone and everyone you know . We as americans deserve to know as much of the truth as we can . Thank you for you time Shelly Stahl (aka Pretty Pistol)

You Said We'd Always Be Together
You said we'd always be together, And nothing could ever tear us apart. You said you knew you loved me, You could feel it in your heart. You promised you'd love me forever, And love doesn't change over night. You said you cherished each minute together, Every moment holding me tight. You claimed you'd do anything for me, There was nothing you wouldn't do. You said if we kept no secrets, There wasn't anything we couldn't get through. You told me I was beautiful, And I was perfect in every way. You said that I was always on your mind, You thought about me each and everyday. You said you felt special when we were close, Like all your worries had disappeared. You claimed that you'd want me always, Us being apart you greatly feared. But here I am broken, torn ... all alone. There's emptiness where you stood in my heart. That means many promises were broken, I guess that means .. you lied

Doing A Good Job!!!
This is all you need to know !!! 95 % of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for them..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and

Sex Facts
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called phe

Home With A Friend
Sometimes young men are so eager to please and this chair is perfect for just that reason. I brought home a boy who'se been licking to his little hearts content for 45 minutes plus while I smoke and check profiles on this wonderful space. Sorry it was none of You boyus out there

Wiccan Troops Deserve Wiccan Headstones
Visit a national cemetery, and you will see any number of federally recognized religious symbols adorning headstones. The Star of David is OK with Uncle Sam, as are over a dozen variations of the Christian cross. Even the atomic symbol used by some atheists gets a thumbs-up from the government. But a Wiccan symbol representing earth, air, fire, water and spirit isn’t recognized by the federal government for veterans’ grave markers. A federal lawsuit filed earlier this month accuses the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs of violating the constitutional rights of Wiccans because the government does not allow its symbol on headstones in national cemeteries. Wiccans worship the Earth and believe they must give to the community. Some conside themselves “white” or good witches, pagans or neo-pagans. Approximately 1,800 active-duty service members identify themselves as Wiccans, according to 2005 Defense Department statistics. Roberta Stewart, a widow of a soldier killed in Afgha

Put A Stop To These Pranksters !
Warning: Look at the gas pump handle BEFORE you pump your gas. Please read and forward to anyone you know who drives a car. My name is Captain Abraham Sands of the Jacksonville, Florida Police Department. I have been asked by state and local authorities to write this email in order to get the word out to car drivers of a very dangerous prank that is occurring in numerous states. Some person or persons have been affixing hypodermic needles to the underside of gas pump handles! These needles appear to be infected with HIV positive blood. Everybody take time out and post this twice a day for at least 1 month !

Merf
because they are colors you can't see they are scents you cannot breathe they are lines you cannot follow because there are millions of lines, and no space in between with this much reality you don't have to dream and when you run this hot you give off steam and most people would probably burn in me so take a good step back and just enjoy the insane scene and quit fucking bothering me

He Is At Home
So far His Dad tells me he is doing ok a little hair loss and still not much of an appetite and he takes a shot daily to boost his T-cells . Right now my biggest concern is getting well cause noone can go around him sick and i cant even have a cold..:-(

Sex Without Love
How do they do it, the ones who make love without love? Beautiful as dancers, gliding over each other like ice-skaters over the ice, fingers hooked inside each other's bodies, faces red as steak, wine, wet as the children at birth whose mothers are going to give them away. How do they come to the come to the come to the God come to the still waters, and not love the one who came there with them, light rising slowly as steam off their joined skin? These are the true religious, the purists, the pros, the ones who will not accept a false Messiah, love the priest instead of the God. They do not mistake the lover for their own pleasure, they are like great runners: they know they are alone with the road surface, the cold, the wind, the fit of their shoes, their over-all cardio- vascular health--just factors, like the partner in the bed, and not the truth, which is the single body alone in the universe against its own best time.

Don't Have A Name For This Yet
I am tired of feeling alone I am tired of wanting you back I don't sleep anymore because I don't want to wake up crying every day I am tired of my heart aching with every thought of you I am tired of getting ignored for something I didn't do I am sorry you ever asked me that day in October I am more sorry I said yes I hate myself for believing you even after you told me you were never going to leave me. You told me I was the one over and over How did that change from what just seemed like over night I went from your baby the women of your dreams to someone you can barely talk to now. I want to kill myself everyday so I don't have to hurt anymore Jab my heart with that knife you put in me everyday My eyes how they hurt all filled with tears for you But you know as crazy as it sounds, I am still in love with you What does she do that I didn't for you How can someone hurt someone over and over again the way you seem to do That knife you

Good News!!
JUST THOUGHT I WOULD KEEP YOU UP TO DATE!! I HAVE BEEN TO THE DOCTORS AND EVERYTHING IS LOOKING GOOD... THE MORNING SICKNESS IS GONE AND I CAN ONCE AGAIN DO ANYTHING I WANT!! I GO FOR MY FETAL ULTRASOUND ON JANUARY 10TH AND I WILL BE FINDING OUT THE SEX OF THE BABY!!! MY HUSBAND IS STARTING TRUCK DRIVING AND PROBABLY WONT BE AROUND ALOT, SO WE ALREADY DECIDED ON NAMES!!! FOR A GIRL: NICOLE JEAN AND A BOY: CHRISTOPHER ROBERT... THE MIDDLE NAMES WERE DECIDED A VERY LONG TIME AGO, BECAUSE OF SPECIAL MEANINGS. WHEN I FIND OUT THE SEX, I WILL POST ANOTHER BLOG!!! TALK TO YOU ALL SOON!!!

Make U Go Away
Make it go away!!! The pain I feel I can't put into words. Feeling nothing at all would be a dream. Not believing your lies, your words. You were my world, now its empty. You filled something deep inside, something I thought you shared. Star corssed lovers destined to be together-soul mates-. I thought you meant that I guess those were just words to! The plans, the dreams I guess were all mine. You held my heart and all I asked was to love it, Just love me. To many tears still don't make the hurt and hatered I feel for you right now go away. In one night you made me believe. In one second you tore it all away. I would have given you the world, the universe. Even now your words mean so much. I don't want to feel this way anymore. I don't want to believe you were just playing games. I don't want to believe you didn't love me. I don't want to believe you didn't care. I want to forget you, I want to never hear from you again. I do

Omg I Need Help
I NEED HELP IN THIS CONTEST PLZZZZZ THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND I WOULD LOVE TO WIN!!!!! PLZ ONLY 1 COMMENT PER PERSON... ITS THE RULES http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=440324&albumid=146332&i=691141344

Take My Soul
Take my soul Now i lay me down to sleep I pray to the gods please my soul to keep I dream and dream of what I hope would come Only to wake with the same as i begun. I cry and cry with each dream I have More and more intense with each passing night I hoped you would come rescue me from my hated life Now i know its only but a dream As i still cry for you, Do you even care? Once I was happy you made sure of that I didn''t mind to dream of the day that you told me would come. Now i pray for them to take my soul as its empty inside Thanks to you who told me lies So tonight i will go to sleep again And wish for the Gods to take my soul You have taken my heart whats more to break The soul is all i have in this empty body of mine So let me sleep and pray my soul will be taken Writen by: Amie Felicetty

A Night
I met a woman at a bar, she was a collection of her life, told, to me I was mental antarctica, cold, alone and empty of thought. Is this what sociopaths feel? The blather washed over me untill her friends showed up (thankfully) I was frozen miles away. I focused back, where I was what I was doing (largely unremarkable) drank my shot, finished my beer, left.

Bulletin Board
I took the Bulletin Board off my homepage, because I'm not reading any bulletins anymore. I may put it back just to read bulletins from babyjesus and any other CT staff member, but I still won't be paying attention to any other bulletins. If you have a favor to ask me, or feel as if there is something I absoultely need to know about, please send me a private message. Thanks

A Christmas Story
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think -

Ripping
Why do Assholes have to rip pics of other girls and post them on their site as their own? I have a friend that had that happen to her. This Person must be one UGLY ASS PIG to have to do this type of thing. I am encouraging everyone to post negative comments toward this person and give them a RATING of 1. So join me with this and hopefully they will quit doing this SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! http://cherrytap.com/user/39698

One Eyed Purple Ppl Eater
One-Eyed Kitten Sold To Museum Little Creature To Join Debate On Science, Religion (AP) GRANBY, N.Y. The one-eyed, noseless kitten that inspired an international debate last year over whether it was a hoax is coming to a new museum of oddities in central New York. The museum founder, who believes in creationism, said the kitten is meant to launch another debate about how science and religion intersect. The Oregon woman who owned the kitten said she turned down Ripley's Believe it or Not! and sold the remains to John Adolfi of Granby because she liked his religious reasons for wanting them. "We didn't want Cy becoming a joke or part of a personal collection," Traci Allen said. "But John was so heartfelt, you could tell he was genuine and sincere." Adolfi would not say how much he paid for the kitten, named Cy, for Cyclops. He said he plans to have it embalmed Wednesday at a local funeral home. The kitten died in December, a day after being born. Veterinarians in Orego

10 More Spots Available!!!
The sexiest cherry lips contest begins monday. There are 10 more openings for this contest.. Please look for what you think are sexy lips and send me the link(with owners permission of course) and i will submit the pic. RULES: 1. ratings and comments will decide winner 2. multiple comments are allowed 3. contestants can vote for themselves Very simple contest ppl! Winning prizes will be decided on a later date.... but it will be a VIC gift. Please repost this in your bulliten with the link to my page added.. Thank you much!! http://cherrytap.com/user/393111

Id-entity And T I Me
Identity: we all see the truths, we all see the lies, but we don’t see death. Are we often blinded by these purged thoughts that say to us that we’re going to be dead soon? "Can we ever tell ourselves that we really believe in death? I don't see anything good about the way every person tries to indulge themselves into these so called pleasures. They seem so into deep with them that death is just a stalker that follows them till they die." "I think there was a good reason why I chose a path that's always right there. I chose reality over surrealism because it brings me back only to make me suffer. I wanted to make everyone happy in this so called world I call my own." Just feeling a little bit contemplative tonight. This has been a weird night for me because I've nearly died about five times(I'm only 18) and somehow I keep coming back alive. I've had my episodes yet I wanted them suppressed but is that how are we supposed to feel if we're near death or if we're going to die so

About Me
This a true blog about me my name is Jay Edward Koons I was born in Torrance California April 3rd 1971 I was in a foster home until I was 9 because my mom was a bar maid from that time til I was 19 my mom and step dad was beating on me. I left home in 92 to meet 2 brothers I never knew I had from 92 til 95 I was stuck in a old borng town I have been around the Dallas area sence 95 now im a shift manager for arby's its a ok job pays the bills right. I love tattoos and any kind racing and car shows and I also love exotic pets too I race bmx bikes and love to cook too .. I never treat women bad either I dont post fake pics or say I have something huge between my legs like alot of guys do on here or have a sock in my pants .. I am 6'3 blond hair short size 13 feet at 200 lbs I have frekles on me I love to smell good I love the cologne name realm its my fav soo far I dont smoke or do drugs I love action and horror movies and mushy stuff is good too. I love to kiss and cuddle

Light Heavy Weight Champion Of The World.
(ULTIMATE FIGHTING) UFC. Chuck Liddell kicks some major ass tonight, oh yes there was blood which I love. Some think I'm odd however the boy shit is me an aint nothing wrong with it, at least notta me anyways..

New To Ct
I just found out about CT and trying to figure out how everything works. This is my first blog, yah! I could use some pointers, so if you have any, drop by and leave them on my profile. Thanks for your support and for dropping by Luv QTPI!

It's All About Me
TODAY IS MY DAY. NOT TO BE SHARED. NOT TO TO BE BOTHERED! 24 HOURS JUST FOR ME. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT JUST STAY AWAY. I WOKE UP TODAY AND DECIDED THAT IT WOULD BE MINE AND ONLY MINE. IF YOU THINK THAT TODAY IS YOUR DAY THEN YOUR DEAD WRONG. HOW CAN I JUST TAKE A DAY AND MAKE IT MINE? THE ANSWER IS CAUSE I CAN! DO I HAVE ISSUES ? HELL NO! I'M SELFISH AND CONVINCED THAT I'M THE BEST THING GOING TODAY! i LOVE ME AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.. EVERYONE NEEDS A DAY OFF THEIR OWN. SO GET YOUR OWN TODAY IS MINE.ALL MINE WILL I SHARE IT.NO!!!! THIS IS JUST HOW I FEEL TODAY AND A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MY WORLD.

Inside The Room Of My Soul
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort. You are not a very grounded person. You prefer dreams to reality. For you, it's all about possibilities. You believe that people see you as a bit small and insignificant. People pay more attention to you than you think. Your near future is in a very different place (both physically and mentally) from where you are right now. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

~~history Exam - Not For The Faint Hearted~~
History Exam...Some have taken before but try again anyway! Everyone over 40 should have a pretty easy time at this exam. If you are under 40 you can claim a handicap. This is a History Exam for those who don't mind seeing how much they really remember about what went on in their life. Get paper and pencil and number from 1 to 20. Write the letter of each answer and score at the end. Then, best of all, before you pass this test on, put your score in the subject line! Start: 1. In the 1940's, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located? a. On the floor shift knob b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch c. Next to the horn 2. IF the bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it, what was it used for? a. Capture lightning bugs b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing c. Large salt shaker 3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters? a. Cows got cold and wouldn't produce milk b. Ice on highway! s forc

Presents
i just thought i would post this blog for all 2 c on cherry tap . i have put a chritmas tree on my profile 2 c how many gifts i would receive . don't worry if u do give me a gift i won't open it til christmas day. i'm glad that i have so many friends on here . i love cherry tap . i'm really enjoying this crazy site. i'm hoping 2 have many more friends on here. well that's all for this blog but don't worry cause there r more 2 come

Moshing And Fucked Up Necks
Yeah so.. check this. I went to a disturbed concert last night where flyleaf stone sour and nonpoint played. I got a hug from all the nonpoint people, a kiss from one on the lips, and autographs. my friend Sarah and i yelled 'FUCK ME' to flyleaf when everything was quiet. Ohh and then the fun starts... I got pulled to the front of the crowd when stone sour was getting ready to play.. Now.. im claustrophobic. I'm having a lot of trouble breathing, and i start panicking. Finally a person from my group catches up to me and see that im having trouble breathing.. and im panicking... but she can't get to me. she yells to me 'PUNCH THEM JESS!' But i can't get free from people. So im screaming, trying to get them off by screaming that i couldn't breath.. but that doesn't work. So.. i push my body against him and get people moving... not a good idea on my part because they pushed back. So... i punched him and continued to scream. I kedep punching the guy, and screaming for hel

What Does A Woman Needs From A Man...
A Woman needs a Man To hold her in his arms, Whisper words of affection, Sheild her from the storm, And IF her world should crumble, He'll be the foundation still standing. Leading her and yet sometimes willing to follw, Confident, yet not demanding. A Woman needs a Man Not a boy in disguise Opening the doors before her, Treating her as his prize. And IF he sees that somethings wrong, He'll step up to make it right. Penetrating her mind throughout the day, Penetrating her soul and body throughout the night.

Survey Says...
Your Birthdate: May 22 You don't love lightly. For you, love is always a serious undertaking. However, you are able to love many types of people. You can bring out the best in almost anyone. Love surprises you often. You never know when or where you'll find it next. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5 You are most compatible with people born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, and 31st of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Mr. What If!
For those who have one, know one, or is one............ Who is Mr. What if? He's the one you once made love to In a dream, or in really. The one who slips into your thoughts When your alone or with someone else He's the one you yearn for the one you let get a way. The one whom you reminsce about past affections the man you think of one day feeling clear reflections of his love . He makes you laugh When the cruel world makes you cry When everyone else only sees the style of your hair the make-up on your face and build of your body, He knows your mind Feels your spirit and sees your soul Underneath it all. He's the friend that's more than a friend, the crush the old flame that continues burning deeply with in. The man who you would, if you could but you wont cause for some reason you just can't But What If?

Thnk U Larry This Is Beautiful
WHAT IS THE BEAUTIFUL BEAUTY IS WHAT PEOPLE SEE FIRST DOES IT COME FROM WITHIN OR IS IT MAINLY WHAT WE SEE IS IT THE SHARP CURVES OF YOUR FACE OR IS IT THE WARMTH OF YOUR EMBRACE IS IT YOUR NECK SO THICK AND LAYERD WITH THE BEAUTIFUL BLACK SKIN OR IS IT YOUR PULSE THAT RAISES WHEN I COME NEAR THAT MAKES ME GRIN YOUR SHOULDERS SO HUGE AND STRONG MADE JUST FOR ME TO CLIMB ON IS IT THE POWER OF YOUR BACK THE STRENGTH ON YOUR ARMS YOUR HANDS YOUR FINGERS THAT TOUCH ME SO GENTLELY THE HOT BREATH ON MY BACK FROM THE SOFT SOUND OF WHISPERING YOUR CHEST YOUR STOMACHE YOUR LEGS YOUR FEET YES YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL TO SEE THE BEAUTY THAT IS WITHIN IS WHAT I WANT THE MOST YOUR KINDNESS YOUR SENCERITY YOUR APPRECIATION OF LIFE THAT STRENGTH THAT COMES FROM STRUGGLE AND STRIFE YOUR DOWNS AND UPS YOUR VIEWS THE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU "YOU" YOUR CONVERSATION YOUR PASSION WHAT EVER IT IS LET IT SUIT YOUR ATTRACTION YOUR HONESTY YOU BEING CLOSE

Family
MY NIECE CAME IM NY ROOM ... THIS MORNING MY FIVE YEAR OLD NIECE ASKED ME WHEN DID HER BROTHER WHO IS 13 BECOME SO NICE...... SO THEN I ASKED HER: WHAT MAKES HIM NICE? SHE SAID HE COOKS FOR ME AND DON'T MAKE ME WASH THE DISH... HE GETS ME JUICE AND DON'T MAKE ME CARRY IT TO MY ROOM.... WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING HE CARRIES ME DOWN HALL TO YOUR ROOM.... WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNIG AND I'M CALLING FOR HIM, HE GETS OUT HIS BED TO GET ME.... WHEN WE ARE OUTSIDE AND THEY ARE HAVING FUN, IF I SAY I'M READY TO GO HOME HE BRINGS ME HOME.... AND WHEN I TOLD HIM I WANTED A HAT LIKE HIM HE GOT FOR ME, AND HE DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR THE MONEY BACK... AND I SAID DO YOU THINK YOUR BROTHER IS NICE BECAUSE HE DO THINGS FOR YOU? SHE SAID NO! I SAID SO WHAT MAKES HIM NICE? SHE SAID WELL, REMEMBER THE OTHER DAY WHEN I MADE A MISTAKE ON MYSELF? I SAID YES SHE SAID WELL HE DIDN'T MAKE ME WASH OUT MY CLOTHES HE JUST THREW THEM IN THE GARBAGE!

Updated Now
I was not able to up www.motoxgirl.net this past week however I am making up for that and will be updating everyday next week. This moving has really placed a strain on me and I am ready to cut lose. Also I will only be doing cams from now on with www.motoxgirl.net I will no longer be doing cams on www.naughtyalyse.com there do come hard times. Mine which involved me moving and well I was not able to have internet access therefore not able to preform cams for naughtyalyse.com and well its just best to keep my cams with one site and thats www.motoxgirl.net On Wed as always at 10:30 pm Eastern time, hope to see you there. Kisses Alyse

What Was
My love was true But no one saw it. My heart was whole But everyone kept taking. My soul was right But i was led astray. My mind was made But now its a mess. My eyes were blue But now theyre gray. My beliefs were strong But now i just don't know. My worries were nil But now theyre more than i can chew. My dislikes were few But now i find them all around me. My loneliness was my comfort But now it is my prison. *incomplete*

Ways To Make Me Klimaxxxx
#1 Don't be afraid, dive in face first! But! #2 Be gentle, the clitoris is very sensitive and can go numb if it receives too much direct stimulation right away! #3 Balance: The lips and vaginal vault are the fields and the clitoris is the fruit, don't be in such a hurry to harvest the fruit that you don't prepare and fertilize the fields. #4 Patience/Teasing get her warmed up by slowly working outside to inside, up to down and using light tongue pressure initially, only when she has started to plateau do you employ the nose, flat of the tongue etc. to go at the clitoris directly. #5 Circles, lines, swirls and waves-you've heard this: Write Your Name, the Alphabet, Lyrics to "The Freaks Come Out at Night" The Preamble to The Declaration of Independance, All the Books of the Bible etc. It doesn't matter what method you use just make sure to use these motions:Circles, lines, swirls and waves. # 6 Read the signs. How is she reacting to what you are doi

" When A Guy Misses You"
" When a Guy Misses you" When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes, he means it When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do When you're laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world When a guy calls you everyday, he is in love When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done When a guy says, "I miss you, " he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will cal

Are We Not All Adults Here?
OK FOLKS, LET'S GROW UP A BIT HERE.. IT IS JUST PLAIN RUDE TO EVEN BOTHER RATING A PIC IF YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY ENOUGH TO GIVE IT A MEASLEY ONE?! WHY WASTE BOTH YOUR TIME AND MINE DOING SOMETHING SO CHILDISH AS THAT? IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY PICS, THEN FINE.. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK UR MOUSE AND LEAVE THE SAME WAY YOU CAME IN.. OH AND BY ALL MEANS IT'S OK TO DOWN RATE A PIC JUST BC THE RATINGS ARE ANONYMOUS SO NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW WHO DID IT RIGHT? IF YOU'RE MAN OR WOMAN ENOUGH TO DOWN RATE A PIC LIKE THAT, THEN HAVE THE GUTS TO OWN UP TO IT.. TELL ME HERE AND NOW.. BUT OF COURSE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HIDE BEHIND THE ANONYMOUSNESS OF THE RATINGS, THEN SO BE IT.. TAKE THE COWARD'S WAY OUT. THAT'S YOUR DEAL NOT MINE. I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL ADULTS ON HERE THOUGH.. MUST'VE BEEN MISTAKEN I GUESS.. THIS IS THE PIC THAT WAS DOWNRATED BTW IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED... THOSE ARE MY EYES AND MY BIRTHSTONE AND THEY DO IN FACT MATCH IN THEIR SHADES.. NOT MANY PPL HAVE THAT UNIQUENESS ABOUT THEM..

The Pharmacist
The pharmacist A lady walks into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist she needs cyanide. The pharmacist said, " Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license." Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and handed it to the pharmacist. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription." .

Capricorns And Sex.
Capricorn You are very successful in life and are always planning for the future. You are probably already in a committed relationship and enjoy the intimacy that comes with your lovemaking. You are direct with your lover about what you like and you like it when they are direct with you. You have excellent sex, because you make sure that it’s a custom fit for yourself. Sex matches: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Little Things
the little things r the things u do that u don't think ppl know about. it could be a number of things; a mother : some one who listens , is there to kiss the boo boo's away when u r little , helps with home work , and always wipes the tears u shed no matter how old u may be. a father : some one u can count on when something goes wrong , holds u when u need to be held . knows how to always make u smile no matter how upset u may be, always there to protect u from any one trying to hurt u in any kind of way. grandparents: some one who is there to take u places , listens as well , helps when ever they can . sisters : r there to listen to problems that u may not be able to tell any one else . brothers : r there to listen and protect u from others that may try to harm u. a friend: is there when u can't talk to anyone else about a problem . there are alot of things i could say that is good about all that's listed above. the little things r the things that make u

This Sucks
this blows lost power at my house two days ago and still have no power. have to go to my partents house to eat and shower with. my wife just got a new dog so we cannt leave the dog by it self. no heat no power this sucks.

~~have A Great Life~~
HAVE A GREAT DAY!!! Summary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good e

Fuck It
Fuck caring. Fuck all those tears I cried for you. Fuck all the times I tried to make shit right. Fuck the lies. Fuck the pain. Fuck being the only one whoEVER stuck up for your ass. Fuck all the I love you's. Fuck the fact that I gave my heart to somone who just walked all over it. Fuck all the cheaters/liars. Fuck all the backstabers. FUCK ALL THE PEOPLE YOU THOUGHT WERE YOUR FRIENDS! Fuck all the betrayal. Fuck all the manipulation. Fuck all the feelings that were hurt. Fuck all the trust. Fuck being there for you. Fuck all the late nights staying up talking to you. Fuck all the shit I gave up for you. Fuck all the haters. Fuck being little miss nice girl. Fuck the losers who try to be somone you're not just because everyone else is that way, doesnt mean that you have to be just like them. FUCL LOVE. !!!!~*FUCK YOU*~!!!!

Merry Christmas
Yeah I'm gonna leave Texarkana I'm goin' down to Louisiana I'm gonna try my luck in Baton Rouge I'm gonna follow ol' Red River down til LI see the lights of town I ain't gonna get no sleep in Baton Rouge Baton Rouge Baton Rouge I'm gonna get me some alligator shoes Baton Rouge Baton Rouge I'm gonna wear 'em out downton Baton Rouge Oh a Texas girl that broke my heart then she tore my truck apart I guess I'll get me another in Baton Rouge Cause I like crawfish I like rice I like girls that treat you nice Guess I find me one in Baton Rouge Baton Rouge Baton Rouge... Yeah I'm gonna learn to walk that walk I'm gonna learn to talk that talk I'm gonna learn to dance in Baton Rouge Ain't life just like a cul-de-sac I'm a Texas boy and I'm goin' back Soon as I catch my breath in Baton Rouge Yeah Baton Rouge Baton Rouge... Yeah I'm gonna strut MT stuff in Baton Rouge Yeah I'm gonna cool my toes in Baton Rouge

Stole This Quiz From Kristi
1.What is more difficult for you, eye contact when you are telling someone how you feel, or eye contact when they are telling you something?: its actually difficult for both of them. you can tell so much from the eyes and if i look at someone and they are telling me how they feel im gonna cry. the same way if i have to tell them, i cry..im just one big cry baby! 2.Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry?: really angry, i think that would of been when i went for child support and that dickhead said he wanted a paternity test....i hate him! 3.You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?: most likely my mom, only becuz all the kids would be someplace else and if i only had one call to make i wouldnt be able to tell them all goodbye. so i would have to tell her that i love them and that im sorry for everything i have ever done that they thou

Chocolate Sings!
Okay, I pulled this from the recent bulletins, but is a nice reminder on how we really do need to first stop and smell the roses, taking time to enjoy life, as well as the spirit of Christmas. Enjoy the story, that is a same story as retold many times and many different ways, but an essence for our existence that we should remember each and every day!! :D CHOCOLATE SINGS One day I had a date for lunch with friends. Mae, a little old "blue hair" about 80 years old, came along with them---All in all, a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Mae who said, "Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate." I wasn't sure my ears heard right, and the others were aghast. "Along with heated apple pie," Mae added, completely unabashed. We tried to act quite nonchalant, as if people did this all the time. But when our orders were brought out, I didn't enjoy mine.. I couldn't take my eyes off Mae as

Please Help Me!!!!!!!!!!
hey all im in need of serious help.. im in a XXX contest and i need votes!! only one rate and vote per person plz or ill be disqualified.. so plz go get my pic and get ur friends to hit it too!!!! MMFWCL to you all!!!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=440324&albumid=146332&i=691141344

Manhatten...
i remember a time on the train in manhattan in the afternoon, I decided to go in early to catch up on some overtime at work. On the train ride downtown was a man poppin mad junk to this lady in the train...I'm lookin like I know this fool is not talkin like this to a lady. He is yellin at her about something. So the other Black men on the train told this guy to shut up and leave this lady alone..He based up to her for several minutes..So the lady says I'm pregnant, not fat..He says shit ya ass fatta than a motha....So this one Black man got up and said to the man shut up leave the lady alone. The man went on and on. (You know that scene in the AIR PLANE movie where all the passengers got up to slap the shit out of the lady)well once one man got up it was like five of them did...They all took turns punchin the shit out of this man who could not leave this lady alone...The man is still poppin shit...So when he got off the train a bunch of young tender brotha's got off too. The man st

A Marine Responds Back To John Kerry
A Marine responds back to John Kerry {This was written by my husband, Aaron, who is currently deployed to Iraq, in defense of a recent comment made by Senator John Kerry. Pass it along, it might inspire someone else to speak up! ~ Michelle} Yesterday John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq" So I wrote him a letter: I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour in which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. In college I was a member of several academic honor societies, including the Golden Key Honor Society. I am not unique among the enlisted troops. Many of my enlisted colleagues include lawyers, teachers, mechanics,

~~hardcore Raider's Fans~~
Subject: FW: Charger Fan Subject: Charger fanAn elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in St. Paul, Minnesotaand trying to make a good impression on her first day explains to her classthat she's a Viking fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they tooare Viking fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one littlegirl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, whydidn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Viking fan," she replied.The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Vikings fan, thenwhom do you support?" "I'm a Charger fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well Mary, might you explain whyare you a Charger fan?" "Because my mom and dad are from San Diego and mymom is a Charger fan and my dad is a Charger fan, so I'm a Charger fan too!""Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reasonfor you to be a Charger fan. You don't have to be just l

21st Century
I’m a 21st century kind of woman; I can pay my own way in a movie and buy my own dinner. I’m a 21st century kind of woman; I can pay my own bills and show a man where to put it. I’m a 21st century kind of woman; I work and I’m furthering my education. I’m a 21st century kind of woman; I maintain my house and discipline my children honorably. I’m a 21st century kind of woman; I am respected in my community and I give back humbly. What is the problem with being this wonderful kind of woman………. Not a damn thing! So tell me this what is missing from the picture……… Yeah you got it a 21st century kind of man! He is no where to be found. He is in a world all to his own, why? He is scared of me, I am powerful. He doesn’t understand me, I am strong. He is trapped in the 19th century, I am independent. He is trapped in the 20th century, I want to help him and not feel used. He is trapped in a sla

Im So Glad Beyounce' Made This Song....alot Of Guys Really Get It Twisted
To the left To the left To the left To the left Mmmm to the left Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet, thats my stuff Yes, if I bought it, then please don't touch (don't touch) And keep talking that mess, thats fine Could you walk and talk, at the same time? And its my name thats on that jag So go move your bags, let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard, telling me How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout How I'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I could have another you in a minute Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby) You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I can have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin' You're irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone Call up that chick, and see if shes home Oops I bet you thought, that I didn't know What did you think I was putting you out for? Because you was un

The Winners Of The Ct Guys And Girls Outlaw Contest.
I want to Thank all of the ones that participated, here are the winners of the Outlaw Contest, The Ladies Outlaw Winners are 1st Place Winner~carzylady(sissy) 2nd Place~The True Cherry Rose 3rd Place~Lexxii The Winners for the Guys Outlaw Contest are: 1st Place Winner~'BORICUA DADDY 2nd Place~james 3rd Place~BEAR"FAMILY MEMBER REBELS OF C.T. This Contest was fun, may do another one in the future, Thanks to all of you for making this a success and also thank you to everyone that voted for these Outlaw Cherries.

Okay Guys I Need Your Attention
WHY DO ALOT OF YOU MALES DO THINGS OF THIS NATURE...THIS HAPPENED 3 MONTHS AGO AND STILL IS EATING AT ME... What had happen was............ My children's father and I are always at it; because he misunderstands everything..If I'm being nice he takes it as I may want him. If I'm being a bitch he says I'm always a bitch... Any way for years we have been seperated, "now legally divorced" .. He is very disrespectful so for some time I didn't allow him in my house. When ever cums 2 get the children he will ring the bell and the kids would just go down stairs. Not good for children to see that, but it's never good for them to see him disrespect me either. So those were the rules for the last few years.. Just recently I've had a soft spot and so I allowed him to come up stairs Thanksgiving day to get the girls..Now he comes in and waits for the girls to get ready....While he waits he is on his phone talking. [He is to stay in one spot and not walk all around my home]; because he

Going Out
Hey Guy's and Gal's I know this is my first short and sucky Blog but there is a birthday Party waiting for me. But More Importantly There Is a whole bar full of mixed drinks and shots waiting for my friends and I. Anyone here in the Houston area I will be at Red Star in midtown for about 3 hours then off to anouther party after that! I should be Home about 6am But don't try to wake me cause I'm sure I will be nice and drunk. Later, Gig

Well Here It Goes Lets See Who My Real Friends Are
Well a little more on me just thought i would let you know i have mild Cp & before you ask No i dont advertise it as i like to get you to know me first before you judge!! this doesnt mean i am being nasty to you all but all you have to do is ask & i will tell LOL Anyway if this bothers any of you at all well tough luck because i dont care. I know who my friends are on here anyway so if i lose any of you its no skin of my nose. Anyway MERRY CHRISTMAS to you all hugs & luv you guys

~~missing Rodney Dangerfield~~
WE MISS RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me To time an egg. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, Yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a Sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I Went over. Nobody was home! A hooker once told me she had a headache. I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate Myself now." I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's When you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes Off. I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex Offenders. My wife is such

Unanswered Questions
UNANSWERED QUESTIONS 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 4. There are three religious truths: a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 5. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 6. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? *~*~

Walking Away
Walking Away Sitting here thinking of how to make you see trying to find away to make you hear my plea And to show you what we once use to share but I'll I see and feel is total utter dispare Cause you once were the one to hold the key And now that you have gone And time just keeps moving on Im here pickign up the pieces of my broken dreams Watching them all floating down the stream And feeeling that this all just seems so wrong Lookin back on all the thing we said we do someday Sitting here confused as to why you didn't want to stay as much as try and try I still can't come up with one I guess there is no changing things after all thats said and done Would telling you I love make you want to stay or would you walk away

A Curtain Of Uncertainty
The pearly gates or the fire? I doubt the truth..Follow the darkness, but keep my faith. I am one of God's children. Maybe a gift. Of that I am uncertain. You are one of god's greatest Gifts to the world.. you have been blessed. You Can Seed miracles, but who is there for you? All these blessings, but who will bless you. I am. I will. I owe that to you. Anytime you need me. Anytime. I'll never deny you like Peter did Jesus. Trust me. I don't know you, but I Love you more than anyone could ever know. I Love who you are and what you've helped me see. To me you are more beautiful than words could describe. Thank you for sharing your gift with me.I choose the Light. I will follow the path of righteousness that has been laid before me.

Hey My Ct Friends
Hey my CT friends I need to know have you ever cheated? Just looking at some of the fine CT people I just thought I would pose this question. What is cheating really? Some say cheating is only if you have feelings for that person you are cheating with. Like if you don’t care for the other person it is not really cheating. Others say if you don’t have sex such as penetration then it is not cheating. I want to know if you really cared for a person and you know that they are the one for you. I mean you truly love them with all you heart and one of you made the mistake of cheating. Would you leave them even though you know that they know they made a mistake and you know they still love you? Or would you stay and try to work it out. I’m really not sure what I would do that would be a hard choice. But I know that it could happen to any of us because we are only human. Once you put so much into a relationship you really don’t want to have to start all over again. I mean we all get kinda

The Key
The Key Sitting here thinking of the night we met You kept persuing me and you had your mind set No matter what I had said you were persistant But try as I might I couldn't keep my distance Cause I had given up hope of meeting someoneon the net Time had passed we would spend hrs together Talking of things we wanted, mattered or made us better But soon after little by little you were pulling away Trying to keep at bwhat you felt for me at bay Slowly after awhile our conversations began to tither I just wish you had felt the same way fo me But you had other things on mind that you refused to see The the pulling away and I miss you were hurting Cause of the hurt and confusion our conversation were getting curt Even after I had offred you the one special thing to me my key

Life Sucks Most Days
I wish my brother wasnt 2 hours away. I miss gettin to hang out with him. I love my sister nlaw to death, and I love when they come in because we always get along, and she is one person who doesnt judge me, no matter what it is I have to say. And my brother, well he likes corrupting me LOL. There is nothin like family. unless you are married into the friggin chaos I did. so damned tired of bs, ppl not feelin I'm good enough for anything, i'm too fat, i'm too much of a bitch, i have an attitude, I work to much, I play on the computer too much, I dont run after everyone and kiss their ass enough, my bills were late so i'm a horible person, I let my daughter run around with chocolate on her face so i'm a bad mom now. WTF ppl GET OFF MY DAMN BACK. I'm at my breaking point that the other day I found myself thinkin if it wasnt a sin and I'd go to hell for it, I'd blow my own, or someone else's head off. Aint that somethin? I cant say I've ever been to the edge of insanity like that. Tha

New "ground" Rules For The Men Here...
I know I said in my last blog I wouldnt do any more blogs but this is a subject thats been eating away at me for awhile and I need to address it... Mind you this DOES NOT apply to all males here...THere are a few that have been great to me and shown they have the sense God and their parent gave them and have earned my respect...TO those, I say Thank You and I appreciate the kindness... To the rest of you....This applies so here we go... Rule #1: This is my page and as much as you all might hate it..IM ALWAYS RIGHT...I will run this page as I see fit...Not how YOU want it.... Rule #2: Ive said this before...I am a busy person and I cannot realistically talk to or reply to every email and IM sent to me...Get a clue, If I dont respond after 4 tries, Im not gonna respond at all...Nothing personal...Just a fact of life... Rule #3: I will choose who I speak to and who I wont speak to...In the past "others" have berated me and called me foul names because I didnt reply to th

Wanted!
THANK YOU COWBOY REDHAT STATE POLICE WARNING (NOT A JOKE) Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of jokerkid613/Ja$on MoNeY contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet.

What I Expect From A Man
i want an HONEST man, someone that tells me what he thinks and feels all the time not just when he is drunk or wants something. a man that likes me for me and not for the size of my hoohaas or how nice my kitty looks in pics. who can call me all the time and not when he feels like it. i want the same treatment that you would give to your mother, treat me with respect just like you do her. a little help around the house when i really need it, some compassion when you see that i need some. loyalty becuz without that then there is nothing and why be with someone if you cant be loyal to them? someone that will write me a poem when he thinks of me. who wakes up in the morning and the first person on his mind is me. who loves my kids as if they were his own. who doesnt mind that im not perfect and lives with my flaws. who will tell me its ok to go and hang with my girls and he will watch the kids. who wants to spend the weekends with me and not always the boys. who isnt a partier and who can

Cleaning Up Friends List!!!!!
Aight guys I thought i would have to never do this but... I am going to start cleaning up my friends list some... there is some of you that never stop by or return comments or even rated half of my shit!!! soo on that note.. im going to be removing some of you.. the ones that always show some luv and talk to me occaisonly have no worries.. soo dont bother to try to im me lol.. and you know who you are.. The ones that never come around or even talk to me at all or even come to page if you really want to stay as a friend contact me.. then we can work something out.. but other then that if i dont hear from ya then bye bye.. I want friends that do for me too instead of me doing for them all the time!!!, and for the new peeps that i added no worries either.. soo you are safe. even though the peeps that never came by my page that never have.. I still went too theres and left comments and rated prob all of your pics or most of them if not all. Ill just make room for the ones that do come arou

Family Round 2
My family put the D in difunction. My mom is an alcoholic. Plus she pops pill called somas. I work with my mom. Well our boss went out of town and she has been pissed off at him since wednesday. There is a long history there and will be a whole other blog. My mom and stepdad no long live together because he is an alcoholic and pill popper too. They can't get along and my mom beats the hell out of him. Not to say he doesn't do anything back because a person can only take so much. Well I had to go into work today because I am having to do payroll while the boss James is out of town. I had a crash corse in payroll on Monday. Well she had to come in also because there were a lot of containers that we had to get out of the rail. She needed to make sure she was getting them all out. She gets there 30 minutes after I did. She is so wasted on alcohol and pills. What is worse is that she BROUGHT my stepdad with her IN THE SAME CONDITION! WTF!! My stepdads mom was a schizophreni

Death To Memories
A glimmer of hope the coldness of your touch a long distant memory of missing you memories become nightmares that dont go away they live inside my head to haunt another day one day soon I hope they will fade leaving me alone to live again the pain will fade all will go away

Sailors Awarded Bronze Stars
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: eMailOurMilitary Date: Dec 16 2006 10:48 AM Sailors Awarded Bronze Stars Navy News | December 15, 2006 MARINANAS, Guam -- Thirteen Sailors from Explosive Ordnance Disposal Mobile Unit (EODMU) 5 stood proud in their pristine white uniforms as Cmdr. Vincent Martinez, the unit’s commanding officer, presented them with medals for meritorious service Dec. 1. Among the awards presented were three Bronze Star Medals for service in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom. Martinez said he was very proud to be in command of Sailors that he described as the finest in the Navy. “Today was a phenomenal day to share with Rear Adm. [Charles J.] Leidig and some of the senior leadership from Naval Base Guam, the sacrifices and what the troops have conducted in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom,” Martinez said. Explosive Ordnance Disposalman 2nd Class Jon Kristoffersen received a Bronze Star Medal with Valor for his servic

The 16th A Day To Forget
Well it's my birthday and ive had the worst Birthday of my life. Previous birthdays for me have always been a big thing and i would spend time with the family, i would spend time with my friends going out. This year everyone is just to busy...is that a blight on what the world is coming too.... and i came to my saving grace on CT and got mad at the one person i care the most about and now have lost her. I give up Ali

Celebrating Future Wife's Bday At Club Deja Vu Come On Thru And Hang Out
we're gonna be celebrating this fine hotties bday. I'm sure shes no stranger by now. Come on by and hang out. Live Dj xtac should be tearing down the house. Come on thru and show her some love. Also feel free to give her a bday gift or help her get her platinum cherry with 3000 comments. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=121619&i=271647003

Clash Within
turn your back on me and get what you get so many wasted days I wish we hadnt met now this tears down the walls broken things lay me down follow me down as i rise above clash within spirit up you never told me things that could change your mind left in a world of darkness going blind feelings of hatred will never pass wishing bad things rain upon anyone who crosses my path happiness for you is something i wont allow curses in the night is all you have now

~~bullshit & Ass Kissing~~
This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. . . . is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127% So, one can

Drown In These Tears
Relive this memory, it's weaved into my veins With a scream so silent, it's easy to sustain This time is lost, ans there's no place to go Laughing at life, as if it is a show I lost my heart, I lost my soul It's so painful, it's unbearable to control I wasted my entire life finding love in him And when I get a chance to say it, he's gone with the sin That night left a scar that will never leave With a heart so cold it's hard to believe I should have seen it coming for all those years At the end of the day, I could drown in all the tears But when you lose something, you gain another If we were together, we would have killed each other You have to go through pain in order to live your life And happiness is worth the pain and strife

Helpin Out A Friend
hoe Hey Boys and girls out there! You love music? want to hear it played your way? Download Winamp and turn it to radio2therescue.com and listen in to Dj Sweets as she rocks out to your requests! E-mail Your Requests to her at sinnica_nite@hotmail.com Or just listen in and get the site for on site Requests! And make sure you pass this on to your friends and family so Everyone can enjoy totally free totally live one on one requests with the beautiful Dj Sweets! So Come on and party with us! All night long at radio2therescue.com , Just Remember if you dont have Winamp to download it to hear your favourate music!!

Time Is Running Out-need Your Love
I am in my first contest, please show me lots of love and vote for me in the Sexiest Older Man contest. Please click to vote for me and leave comments!!! Contest ends Monday!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=158234&albumid=137375&i=1174833143

What Kind Of Person Am I ?
OCTOBER=LOVER Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. That & a whole lot more. I dont think anything else needs to be said.

How Will I Die?
You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.Suicide87%Disappear80%Disease73%Suffocated67%Posion60%Eaten53%Bomb40%Accident40%Stabbed40%Drowning33%Gunshot27%

Is This Fucked??????????
Is this fucked,I was in the middle of a good sleep,when I felt someone crawl into bed beside me.The next thing I knew that this person was hugging me and cuddling me close to them,when I awoke this morning feeling loved and safe,I turned to see who it was beside me and there was no one there. Yet,well I laid sleeping I felt gentle nips and kisses.The messed part was the fact that I woke up this morning I had a hickie on my breast. So,now I am beginning to wonder if I was dreaming and it was all part of the dream or it actually happened. Oh well if it happened,then it was on hell of a good dream...........

Angels Get Sad To
I'm sitting here thinking about my life and if there was anything i would have done different. This time of year is especially sad when you have no one to share it with so i am glad i have you my friends and fans. I don't think i would change anything i have done as i try to respect people and not hurt people and to be the kind of person that people would like to be around. You know, i'm sorry i am not going to bring people down here i want you all to have the best christmas ever and open up your hearts to everyone, you know if you smile at someone today you just might make there day and they will pass it on. So take the people you love and embrace them and let them know you love them.AGAIN I WANT TO WISH YOU ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HOPE THE NEW YEAR IS GOOD TO YOU, YOU ARE SPECIAL PEOPLE AND DESERVE THE BEST XXXXXXXX YOUR FRIEND ALWAYS ANGEL

Please Pass This On For Me!!
Okay my best of best friends is startin out her music as a Dj. So PLEASE pass this out for me! Hey Boys and girls out there! You love music? want to hear it played your way? Download Winamp and turn it to radio2therescue.com and listen in to Dj Sweets as she rocks out to your requests! E-mail Your Requests to her at sinnica_nite@hotmail.com Or just listen in and get the site for on site Requests! And make sure you pass this on to your friends and family so Everyone can enjoy totally free totally live one on one requests with the beautiful Dj Sweets! So Come on and party with us! All night long at radio2therescue.com , Just Remember if you dont have Winamp to download it to hear your favourate music!!

~~want Some Ass~~
Life is all about asses: You're either covering it, Laughing it off, Kicking it, Kissing it, Busting it, Trying to get a piece of it, Or behaving like one ... That's right, you've been " E lfed ". Pass this on to as many people as possible, but you can't send it back to the person who sent it to you. He who elfs last, elfs loudest!!!!

Out On The Town (pics Will Be Posted )
well lets see now that the higher ups have given me my friends back I can go out with my gang and shake my ass wha hoooo On the way out I call CCL and well test him I no I no I should not do this but sometimes a girl just needs to know what the willingness of someone is now don't she anyway on the way to the bar(s) i call him to say hi and (test) him, feeling a bit frisky from all the positive energy everyone is giving off I say ummmmmm baby TALK DIRTY TO ME ( seeing he is so far away and about to be further this is all I can get from him right) anyway NO ONE IS AROUND him except the guy cleaning the carpets and he say NO! ( i am to tired ) I don't want to, not right now !!!! well when then stupid ass so I proceed to tell him i finally figured out that I am not ugly and not unattractive i am NO BEAUTY QUEEN mind you but I am pretty and that out of everyone I choose to engage him and that says something..... what does he do yes yes HE BLOWS ME OFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is all

Date Mix Up
Being a natural blonde really sucks sometimes.... so i have been telling you all the contest begins on the 19??? well i was wrong.. it begins monday dec 18.... just to clear up confusion.. sorry about that!

To The One Woman ! Who Captured Me.
you know exactly who you are, i shouldnt have to say. the only problem is i'm not sure you know i feel this way. its only a matter of time before we find out if theses type of things are possible or not, its a long shot for me, scared nope i'm not. More like anxious to arive on your G spot ! I think it could work, all i need is your trust. cum, walk with me youll see i also like it rough ! All the things you seek, I have ! so lets stop waisting precious time, and travel across this great land. Whats the worst that could happen ? some vacation time, great sex and a see later ! thats the worst, now picture the best, i have a whole lot to offer , all you have to do is check ! this is an offer, not a request i'll tty soon my SASSY bitch !

Blah Blah Blah
Well, I am not missing tonight for the world. I will go to Dr. Suzy's, be on the show and hopefully last long enough for the party. This is the first time for Reece, M. and her father (he is supposedly one of my biggest fans). I love leading people down a road of hedonism and debauchery. The thing I would really like to do is cuddle up with the cat, if I could sever the imaginary umbilicus tying Me to the world outside. In the world of reality that umbilicus is My computer. Or so it was dubbed by My last fiancé. I will go on the show as planned. This time hopefully I won't fall a sleep on the set. I hope to last through till at least an hour into the after party. I am just cold and tired, and this curse of womanhood is 2 days late which only means when it gets here it will be murderous. I have been having severe cramps for the last 2 days but nothing else. I want to take a map now, but when I sleep it is like winter hibernation. Due to this comatose-lik

56 Women Already Murdered
big_sexy20052003 (12/16/2006 5:49:31 PM): ): STATE POLICE WARNING (NOT A JOKE) Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of jokerkid613/Ja$on MoNeY contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet.

~~speed Traps In The Usa~~
I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY. I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT. Sign You're Driving Too Fast........ This one is destined to become a classic, If this doesn't make you laugh or at least smile ... you need to think seriously about getting professional assistance.

~~toilet Cleaning Instructions~~
Toilet Cleaning Instructions : 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog ____________________

Who Would Have Thought????
I AM NOT GONNA BE ALONE FOR CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL....HOW ABOUT THAT? MY OLDER SISTER AND BROTHER INLAW INVITED ME TO THEIR PLACE AND ILL BE WITH THEM,MY NEICE WHO LIVES WITH ME,MY BROTHER INLAWS SISTER, MY NEPHUUE & GREAT NEPHUE, AND MAX THE DOG:D...I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN THEY INVITED ME I GOT OFF THE PHONE AND CRIED FORLIKE A HOUR.....GOD BLESSED ME AND I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT FOR SURE...HE WORKS IN MIRACULESS WAYS...SO REMEMBER TO GIVE THANKS TO HIM AND ALL HIS BLESSING HE BESTOWS UPON YOU ALL....LOVE AND PEACE UNTO YOU ALL THIS HOLIDAY SEASON...SMOOCHES TAMMY

Be Back Soon
FIRST OF ALL TO THE HATERS AND ASSHOLES- Get Greetings Graphics Comments codes Myspace Code Generators Layouts AND TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND THE SELECT FEW WHO HAVE MADE IT TO MY "FAMILy" - Get Greetings Graphics Comments codes Myspace Code Generators Layouts I WILL BE BACK SOON - I JUST NEED TO GET OFFLINE FOR A LITTLE BIT... THAT SAID, THIS IS TO THOSE THAT WILL BE SNOOZING WHEN I COME BACK ONLINE: Get Greetings Graphics Comments codes Myspace Code Generators Layouts

Gemini
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too.Sex matches: Libra, AquariusTake this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Mary Kay Christmas Sale
This is great for you! Some of you buy Mary Kay from me some of you haven't. Since its CHRISTMAS time and we are but a few days away! To you my friends Im giving away some free products and ALSO 20%-30% off of all purchases!! Hows that for a Christmas deal!! You guys will love our new products! PLUS your huge savings!! See how many people you can get to order with you and you might even be the super lucky person that gets 50% off!! THATS HUGE!! See you guys! Hope you enjoy your holidays and love these sales!!

How Not To Talk To God
Here is a story I like to tell all the time and I likely tell it better drunk. When I was five years old, my twin brother and I got home from Sunday school and had an idea. We stole a box of matches and headed over to our neighbor's house to make a small fire with some pine straw for kindling. What actually happened, because it was the middle of summer and it was very dry, all three of my neighbor's bushes were almost instantaneously set ablaze which resulted in a panic from our tattle tale sister (she is also stupid but thats a whole bunch of other stories) who was watching across the street. She did what she always does and went to tell our mom what we had done. After about ten minutes, the fire burned itself out and my neighbor finished it off with a garden hose. After the fire was extiguished, my mother, who was partially in shock and very much angry, grabbed me by the scruff of the neck (yeah I was always the easiest to nab) and shook me asking, "What the hell were you to doin

Have You Found Yourself? What About Sexually?????
well i have been trying new things with someone i usta deal with in the past and it has been very nice .... i usta think i couldnt try this or try that but it's nothing now i just need to try this shit sober to see if i really like it LOL , well I never knew how freaky he was because when we were together it was more love making than sex so we did some things but know he is really showing me all of his true colors........he is so so so so freaky , yall know that song by Rick Ross ( hit you from the back ) and the chrous says "cock cock cock ya legs " well you gotta be on some real fucking if you listening to that >>>>>>>>> it makes you wanna fuck harder >>>< that shit is off the chain ....... these are a few things i like ____ keep in mind you have to know what you doing if you wanna do any of this---- 1. Hair pulling 2.choking (lol ) yes 3. rough sex 4. anal sex ( only a few can do this) 5.cap, head , brains - mouth. 6. all toys 7. ice , syrup, bbq sauce, etc.

Old Soldier
Old Soldier Marchin' on to war Gone but not forgotten Not heartless but he's cold Like diamonds cutting a path Ice flows through his viens Raining bullets, aftermath Of fire and hand gernades With patience without measure He will count the breaths Of every man he lays his sights Stopping when his shells are spent Old Soldier Marchin' on to war Born on the battlefield To here he will return No solemn deathbed tears or pleas On his feet he'll take his leave With no marker for his grave

Merry Christmas :)
Get more at COMMENTYOU.com Well I'm leaving for Atlanta on Monday!! eee Just wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy NEW YEAR! :) Gunna be takin lots of pics Soooo keep posted!!! xo 69th Angel Get more at COMMENTYOU.com Get more at COMMENTYOU.com

The Forkedtail Effect
Although not completely in my own words, I often get asked what "The forkedtail effect" is (AKA devil effect.) The forkedtail effect is the negative aspect of perception bias whereas the halo effect is the positive perception bias. "Halo/forkedtail effect refers to the cognitive bias which in a series of perceptions the interpretation of later ones are influenced by perception of former ones. Said another way, if we are told that we are seeing a person that has just returned from psychiatric treatment, we will tend to interpret otherwise neutral behaviors as indicators of mental illness. Also, halo effect is involved in Kelley's implicit personality theory, where the first traits we recognize in other people then influence the interpretation and perception of latter ones (because of our expectations). Attractive people are often judged as having a more desirable personality and more skills than someone of average appearance. Celebrities are used to endorse products that they have

Why ?
thats the topic. why do we love? why is this feeling given to us? it seems to only make us happy for a short time. then its gone. hurting us so much we cant breath,cant speak. only feel pain. what makes it worse is that the pain never just dissapears. you just go numb and cant feel anymore. its been 3 years since i felt love and i still hurt and still feel numb unable to open my heart to feel anything again.no more love in my life no more happy, just tears an asking the question why? why did i love him? why did he leave me? why cant i get over him and move on with my life? was this the only chance i got? why do i still hide my heart? why wont the pain stop?

Holla
NO LONGER THE DRAMA QUEEN I USTA BE! I decided long ago to change. This change was for the good and i was proud of it and was loving the thought of me being happy regardless to my levels of feelings. I learned to cope regardless of the men and their lies and bull shit and all that comes with they ass. I know that was a little harsh, but it is what it is ! I want to do better and be better so I have to look over a lot of bullshit and look past alot of mishaps. I honestly think I am better than i usta be and I love the piece of mind that comes with knowing that I can make it on my own. So not to drag on to long and gripe to much I will stop he and just vast in the moment knowing that I am a beautiful being!

There's Something About You !
There is something about you There is something about USomething indescribableSomething totally remarkableSomething unforgettableThere is something special about U The whisper of your nameSets my body to flames To a place where no woman can obtain A sweet sensation that mere words cannot explainIt's something about U There's something about your heavenly kissGiving new meaning to joyful blissYour love I cannot resistBaby, there is something special about U There is something about the way our bodies explodeTo a level of pleasure untold With you , I want to grow oldBecause there's something about U I cannot hide it I cannot deny it I cannot fight it The sensation of your pleasure More valuable than earthly treasurePromises me that you will stay foreverBecause there is something Tantalizing appetizing mesmerizingThere is something about U i thought this was a very beautiful poem so i just had to post it

Love Life
Your Birthdate: August 26 You love being in love... so much so that it's very hard for you to be single. Unfortunately, it's difficult for you to stay in love over time. Too many people intrigue you! Only your true love will be able to keep you interested over time. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 2 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4 You are most compatible with people born on the 8th, 17th, and 26th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

So You Think You Know Me
So You Think You Know Me... (2 Points) My name: (4 Points) My last name: (4 Points) Who am I in love with: (1 Points) Where did we meet: (6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name: (1 Points) Where do I work: (3 Point) What am I afraid of: (2 Points) Do I smoke : (3 Points) Do I drink: (3 points) Do you think Im a virgin: (1 Point) Do I have any siblings: (2 Points) How many: (2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do: (1 Point) How many piercings do I have: (4 Points) How many tattoos do I have: (3 Points) What's my favorite type of music: (4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing: (3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: (2 Points) Whats my favorite color: (3 Points) Name something I hate: (4 Points) Name a talent I have: (4 Points) Whats my phone number: (4 Points) What kind of sneakers do I wear: (4 Points) Do I have any pets: (2 Points) Who am I dating/liking right now: (5 Points) How long have I been dating/liking them: (5 points) How tall am I: (5

Top Ten Douchebag Car Owners
This is a little checklist, compiled to shed light on that little niche of humanity known as the "car scene". It's here to inform and provide humor based on common stereotypes and cliche's about "car guys" that are almost always embodied by the owners of the following vehicles. ..10 Maserati: This car is in the number 10 spot only because of their lack of prescence on the road. Typical of a mid-30s douchebag, these cars can be found with their either wealthy or stupidly indebted owners driving like complete morons in thick midday traffic. When they aren't trying to impress high school sophomores with their rad fake ferraris they can be found laying black marks into onramps and nearly taking out soccer moms when they fail to signal while playing NASCAR on the highway. ..9 Civic Si: While most civics are owned by sensible motorists just wanting cheap transport, a small group of teenage douchebags, empowered by the fantastic scenes of speed in The Fast and the Fictious have deci

Always Believe In Miracles
Always believe in MIRACLES!! Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. "Well, I know it's really too much to ask you, Santa, but . . the old woman began, shooin

One More Reason
I am about 99% sure that I have another ovarian cyst. I am in excrutiating pain and I dont feel so good. I am trying to keep my mind off of it, but nothing seems to be working. I tried laying down and that made it worse. Maybe some alcohol to numb the pain..LOL.. I cant go to my doctor til monday,a nd I am NOT going to the hospital to wait 4 hours for them to tell me to go to my doctor on monday. I'll be on and off here all night. I only have one kid tonight and she's sick and asleep so I'm bored..lol Bored but at least I'm alive right? blah

Like A Disease...
I've seen this with my own eyes everyday where I see people that's 20 years younger than me have somebody & happily married while I've been in the dating scene for 20+ years & Im like a disease just because I treat women with respect & kindness.They think that the nice guys aren't good enough for them because they want these jerks that will mistreat them & slap them around & who needs that kind of drama in their life.What prompt me to write this because my brother's friend has a nice woman & is getting married in June & im 18 years older than him but I wish him the best of luck.I sure would like for my day to come so I can be just as happy as they are.

Leroy The Reindeer
Leroy The Reindeer Well, you've all heard the story About Rudolph and his nose But I'll tell you a Christmas tale That never has been told You may think you've heard it all But you ain't heard nothing yet About that crazy Christmas The North Pole can't forget Well, Rudolph was under the weather He had to call in sick So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy Who lived out in the sticks He said "Santa's really countin' on me And I hate to pass the buck" Leroy said "Hey, I'm on my way" And he jumped in his pickup truck When Leroy got to the North Pole All the reindeer snickered and laughed They'd never seen a reindeer in overalls And a John Deere tractor hat Santa jumped in and said "Just hold on Cause we've all got a job to do And like it or not, Leroy's in charge And he's gonna be leadin' you" Chorus And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer Hooked to the front of the sleigh Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys And gi

The Season Of Giving...
I took my one and a half year old nephew with me yesterday to do my grocery shopping. This guy who was about my age asked if he could pet my service dog, Hunter. I told him yes. So the man and woman with him asked if they could too. I said yes. While the second couple was petting Hunter, the first guy got his wallet out of his pocket. He got a $10 out of his wallet and gave it to my nephew. He said "It's the season to be giving." Then he walked away. I was in shock. My nephew told the woman thank you, so I asked her to tell the guy he said thank you. I took my nephew over to the toys and let him pick out a couple new toys, then let him ride the ice cream truck ride before we left. I really was not expecting that at all. Especially from a young person. I could have seen it maybe if an older person gave my nephew $1, but for a young guy to give him a $10 was just amazing. It reminded me that there are still good people in the world. Anyway, I want to say thank you to that guy, whoever he

This Was Too Much Fun Not To Share
The Dirty Thirty - 30 Unknown Facts/Secrets About Yourself!! 1. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship: Monkey incident . . . and yes it is probably what you are thinking . . . 2. When was the last time you shaved your legs? Oh yeah as if I do that my self, I have others come in to do that and then satsify my "female needs" once completed 3. What were you doing this morning at 8am? Why? Oh shit what did you see? She said she was 18 I swear!!! 4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Masturbating while looking at pictures of shaved dogs . . . 5. Are you any good at math? Well I know enough to know the difference between 3 and 6 inches if that is what you are asking 6. Have you ever been in love? Everytime I have an orgasm 7. What are you wearing right now? A garter belt and fishnet stockings with some red high heels, that guy better hurry if we are gonna finish this damn thing . . . 8. Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school

Lets Do This All Out
We come here from a far away land where ppl were rude and obnoxious, usually me and the ppl I bring here with me, so here we are to brighten up a new horizon. Hope this tap house is ready for what we bring to the table.. I can't wait to load up on new friends to hang out with and create new groups to build on.

Hannukah Is Lovely
My manager at work gave me a hannukah present. A while after he clocked in today he gave me a *brownie* for hannukah. Nothing homemade though... he got it at the club *mmmmm... medicinal*:-) Weed is wonderful...........................

Man Man Man
Everyone i'm back at the house. It's time for a full christmas season of work lol. Hit me up and continue to show love if you would. I will make sure to get you back on here or when i get back to my appartment. ^_^

No More Blogs...
To all here that are friends and that read this... I am no longer doing any more blogs... It seems to me that NO one really gives a crap about my views or feelings or when I speak the truth... I have tried to get the masses to wake up and make some noise to effectively get things changed around here but you all seem to be complacent and thats your affair.... I have posted a few blogs in the past and very few have replied to them so as of further notice Im not doing any more.... Its not worth the time or effort I put into it out of my busy schedule if people arent going to participate... Nice to know all you people seem to care about or want are the nude pics of me....Makes me feel used...

Used And Abused Part 1
I lay awake at night so restless So many thoughts running through my mind Still so painful so hurtful Theres so much that i want to say to you But can longer bring it to words As i try to move past what you did to me I realize how hard its going to be Sometimes i tell myself to give up That im to far gone You tried to hide from the world I let you lock me up in the room To never leave Stayed away from friends No longer having much of a social life It wasnt so bad at first Tried to make you happy So i let you keep me away from my friends Then it got worse Tried to keep me away from my family But at least i was able to see a select set of friends Only with you by my side Like my shadow You just kepted getting worse Took things to far so far that i broke Which you new would happen People can only be locked up for so long Before things start to click My mind finally clicked But you didnt care Love makes you do crazy things I realized what i was doing for you

Turning 24
come on if your my friend stop by and wish me a happy b-day.email, im me anything. thank you to my friends who did comment by blog or bulliten. so talk to me. i might go out to chili's again tonight. dont know. what do you think?

5 Openings Left For Top 10 Babes ...
I'm looking for the 10 hottest women on CT If your a family member, friend or fan message me and I will add your profile link directly to my page and will fan you to bulletins, 3 times a week. Graphics by Rick's Top Ten Featured Cherrys will also be eligible for a series of desktop wallpapers commissioned by me and will have your profile promoted to my 8 yahoo model groups which currently have 3500 members. so don't hesitate, if you want to be in my top 10 then contact me asap....re-post this to all your friends this is an offer open to all sexy ladies of CT. please re-post this blog so that all concerned may take advantage of this offer. looking for the hottest cherry's on CT!!!

Funny
CHRISTMAS GREETINGS He laid her on the table, So white clean and bare, His forehead wet with beads of sweat, He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck, Then felt her breast, Then drooling, felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry, The hole was wide........ He looked inside, All was dark and murky, He rubbed his hands, And stretched his arms......... And then he stuffed the turkey. May I be the first to wish your dirty little mind a merry Christmas.

Santas Letter
Dear Boys & Girls. I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my favorite elf Randy to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all the gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with the clap from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird dunn. On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat and the elves have joined the gay liberation movement. Maybe next year I will be able to get my stuff together and bring you the things you want. Santa

I'm Alive...
Just wanted to say hi to everyone and let yall that care know that I'm still alive and kickin' kinda. Things have been kinda nutty here but I haven't forgotten yall. If ya see me on Yawhore sometime give me a yell...for some reason I have lost my buddy list so I guess I'll adding people back. Hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and a kick ass New Year!! *huggles n smoochies* Susan

Ice Cream???
Want Some Ice Cream? A Husband comes home with a half gallon of Ice Cream. He asked his wife if she wants some. "How hard is it?" she asked. "About as hard as my dick," he replies. To which the woman replied, "OK, then pour me some!"

Hmm... What To Get Into
Just got home. Was thinking of going to the moves- but probably wont be doing that. I have no urge to see anything playing. Seems like every movie here is child focused lol. Guess that is good; a way to keep the munkins occupied all break long. Worked til 3 today. Kinda busy. Then went to Buffalo Wild Wings and caught the end of the Kentucky vs. Louisville game. Cats Won!! Went shopping. Got it all done. Well aside from the dog's. Thinking a bag of tennis balls and some raw hides. Now I am home. Looked online at movie times and just no motivation to go. So now what. Its winter break so all the college students have went home. Or will have left today- it was graduation for MSU this afternoon. So now i sit here trying to figure out what to do...

Doggie Style
Doggie Style Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one. "Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

Bar Tonight,...
As I said in my profile... I like to drink and I like to smoke. Many do not like it and that is fine. They won't like me much. I smoke during sex. Not because I am bored but I just cannot go that long without a cigarette and I like to fuck and suck for a long time. But I love those who are fans of smokers. My loving husband is one so every night before bed (when he is not at his girlfriends house) I light up a cigarette and suck him off. He always cums before I finish. So, tonight, I am doing that to someone lucky in Philly (well, outside of since Philly is now a no smoking in bars city). I am going to go to a bar, sit down and light up. The first man, the very first man who tells me to my face that they think it is sexy is coming out to my van in the parking lot and getting my smoke filled mouth wrapped around his cock. If he cums before I finish, great. If not, I will light another one. If he remarks it is distracting or bothersome, I will zip him up, kick him out, and fi

Fuck The Haters!
OK THIS MESSAGE IS TO ALL THE FUCKING COCKSUCKING WANKERS THAT KEEP SENDING ME RANDOM SHOUTBOXES CALLING ME A BITCH, OR A FATASS OR WHATEVER RUDE CRUDE WORD THEY CAN THINK OF. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF IT. IF YOU WONT ANSWER ME WHEN I CALL YOU OUT, DON'T FUCKING TALK SHIT ABOUT ME. I'VE SAID NOTHING TO YOUR LAME ASS. AND I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR HIGHSCHOOL GAMES. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

New User
okay guys....please bare with me while I figure out how to use this site....have another site at myspace....kaptivatingkerry is the url. So if it takes me awhile to answer any mail or comments please be patient....remember ur dealing with a blonde!!! lol!

I Believe
I BELIEVE I believe in miracles and dreams that will come true. I believe in tender moments and friendship, through and through. I believe in stardust and moonbeams all aglow. I believe there's magic and more there than we know. I believe in reaching out and touching from the heart. I believe that if we touch, a gift we can impart. I believe that if you cry your tears are not in vain. And when you're sad and lonely, others know your pain. I believe that when we laugh a sparkle starts to shine. And I just know that spark will spread from more hearts than just mine. I believe that hidden in the quiet of the night. There's magic moths and gypsies, a fairy and a sprite. I believe that if you dance the dances of your heart, that greater happiness will find a brand new way to start. I believe the gifts you have, are there for you to share. And when you give from the heart, the whole world knows you care.

What Is Beautifull
What is beautiful to me let me start by dreaming wild blue bonnets whisper what skeletons are screaming life is a relationship of soul wild eyelashes leaning the litting things in life have the most important meaning