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Oh Btw.....
If you like my blogs please dont forget to re-rate me..... even if you did so in the past - with the personal problems Ive had in real life - I deleted all my work.... and therefore have to start from scratch So I know I dont have the "begging for ratings" thing down pat and I know I wont post a porn star pic to get your interest so that I could get ratings - but do ya think you can do it just becuz hehehehehhe And thank you to those of you whom already have done so ;)) Hugs&Luvs, ~Mz Mic~

Oh Btw - Dont Turn Your Back On The Divine Miss S......
I am glad that I made it clear to my real friends long ago - that when it came to "Miss S" it was a matter of keeping your friends closer and ur enemies closer - I am usually a great judge of character and something somewhere told me not to trust this child. Ive never met someone so two-faced in my life all the while begging and whinin... "i dont know why people are constantly hating on me" Well let me tell you Sherrie - we dislike you cus to our faces you tell us you love us and ur our friends and then behind our backs your emailing our supposed "sworn enemies" and ripping us apart.... I told you a while back - yah I might be old enuf to be your mother on here - but Ive beat you at every step and I for this last bit of lying ad backstabbing you did - I wont rest till you've admitted to everyone what you've done and aplogized publicly to each one of my friends - including the Bird! Now Sherry do you have any proof that I was disloyal to you as a friend - or that I ba

100+ Facts About Me
I AM 1. 5'8''+ or 175cm tall 2. too darn skinny, but still happy 3. a flirt and a tease at times 4. a hopeless romantic 5. a good friend 6. an optimist for the most part 7. the baby of the family (one brother) 8. caring 9. compassionate 10. very creative I HAVE 11. collections of Eeyore, and fairies 12. a ton of movies (I think lol) 13. blonde hair in the summer and almost brown in the winter 14. green eyes 15. too big a big heart 16. love everyone 17. the skill to strike up a conversation w/ total strangers 18. no broken bones... yet ~ Knock on Wood! 19. an ex husband and a wonderful child which I would marry all over for again just to have him! 20. a very vivid imagination I LOVE 21. to travel ~ just have to wait for my son to go to college lol 22. walking barefoot on the beach 23. orange flavored water and coffee 24. my son to pieces 25. seafood, italien 26. to read (up on you ~ hehe ** Dean Koontz, Dan

Thoughts For The Man I Will Love Someday!
I found a star up in the sky And named it after you It watches over me every night And listens closely too It waits to hear my secret dreams My thoughts and wishes true It will not ever tell a soul It is there for me and you Its wish is to guide me safely With its powerful glowing light Through the night’s blackest darkness Into the morning so bright So when you look up into the night sky And see my bright shining star Remember that I am wishing too From not so very far

Bushmen
The scars were embedded deep in his hand's from year's of work upon the land. his skin was cracked his lips were changed from a lifetime spent in the sun and sand. Ploughing field's and herding cattle. life for him was such a battle but ask that bushmen would he do it all again he would answer just the same i wouldn't change a single thing. You see it's in his blood it's in his heart the country he is a part. So when you see a bushmen out there on a hill in killer heat and dusty terrain his eyes full or sweat and pain just stop a while and think a thought his lifestyle cannot be brought he would not change for anything all he needs is in the land written by Steven.E.K.B.

Two Hearts,one Soul!
Angel in disguise Stories in his eyes Love for every true heart that it sees Was it just a lucky day That it turned to look my way Or is it Heaven right before my very eyes He showed me all new things The shimmer of moonbeams I was blind, but now he's helped me see I was lost but now I'm found His happiness surrounds And now I find that my dreams can come true Because I'm going to love you for the rest of my life I'm holding you safe here in this heart of mine I can't live without you because my soul would die You know I'm telling the truth,I'll spend the rest of my life Loving you It didn't start this way, It happened just one day You smiled at me and I saw you, differently Now I'm a tremble just to be A part of you as we Begin a life that's sure to never end

Holidays
Hi everyone, im currently in NY now to have the Christmas holiday with my family. It has been a long time since i have had Christmas home. Id like to wish everyone a happy holiday season. and Id like to wish everyone a very happy New year , be safe and healty and ill talk again soon. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

Crashed.constellations.
The weeks go by with drowning existence. And I’m still thirsting for something I couldn’t be the one to taste. Walking down a street just to forget that my legs are moving. Just to hear the leaves still crinkle as I walk. A noise to make sure I can still feel something between my bones. I crashed into the sun and broke up the solar system. And I can’t see mornings anymore without you. I hate the stars sometimes and wish for clouded nights. Just because I can’t erase them from your eyes. Just because symmetry isn’t the same when you’ve erased all the lines. I still forget to breathe and maybe I don’t want to. I rather listen to distance heartbreak just to remember that shatter. Faulting only me while tripping over the bridge. Feeling the adrenaline shock every nerve. Feeling what it felt like. What it feels like… To actually want to live. I noticed you on the highway crossing every destination. But never stopping for a

Still.rain.heart.beats
I miss talking like we used to. Where words meant everything. And we didn't have to hold up the constellations. Just so the stars wouldn't fall. Nothing makes any sense. Without the bliss of skin rubbing next to unidentified bones. And I'm so sick of silence. And how everything means nothing. I've been feeling crushed lately. Suffocating on the things I just couldn't bring myself to say. Wishing for a center alignment to show you that every piece is still here. But baby, let's just face the fact that we're both broken. I miss a lot of things these days. The way the rain falls down on these warm nights. And the way you twist my words into everything their not. I miss every mistake and every erase mark on the paper. Because all I wanted was for everything to be ok. but nothing's okay. when the sky shattered worse than my heart. and your hands couldn't let go of the door handle long enough to catch me. and it's

A Good Friend Of Mine Was Accused Of Cheating The Way The Old Blogs Were Rated On Here.... Well Heres How She Found Out How....
Now I am NOT doing this to stir up drama - I am doing this to hopefully clear up old drama..... Jelly was torn apart here on cherry for supposedly "cheating" by viewing her friends blogs alot to increase their ratings and having her friends view hers .... however is that really cheating? The friends are taking the time to read them lol But anyways.... I have felt for a long time that Jellybean stood and took that blame all by herself ....... Jelly didnt just figure out how to do it all by herself - she was taught how to "cheat to increase the blogs" in the old rating style....... by none other than the Sweet Miss S..... who from what I hear was taught by a friendly little birdie (Orly) and those are the Sweet Miss S's own words .... but just in case you dont believe that she taught Jelly how to do it .... heres your screen shot....... oh btw, luv&hugs, Micshell

The Kitchen Bitch
Got this from a friend (ty!) It was too funny not to share......... A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "all you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now. cause this is the last stop!" And all you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train cause we're going down the tracks." A horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS." "When you come out, you may play with your train.. but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say. "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again

***ten Keys To Sexual Bliss***
***TEN KEYS TO SEXUAL BLISS*** HOW TO HAVE GREAT SEX by Lybi Ma from Psychology Today : Everyone wants great sex, but how do you get it ? It takes a lot of ingredients such as having the right attitude, trusting your partner and getting over your hang-ups. Yet once you have the elements in place you can look forward to a more fulfilling sex life. From letting it happen, to desire and foreplay, therapist Arlene Goldman shows us the ten keys to sexual bliss. LET IT HAPPEN You can't force sex to happen; great sex must be allowed to happen. The act of pursuing orgasm breeds performance anxiety, which then undermines sexual arousal. The idea of goal-oriented sex flies in the face of letting it happen, you may end up faking orgasms or having problems with sexual function. So relax and enjoy the process. THE RIGHT ATTITUDE Give yourself permission to completely experience sex and it's pleasures. That means you must let go of guilt, self-consciousness, judgements and personal h

Astrological Explanation Of Leo
LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)-- If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft floggers

Sex And Diabetes
Sex and Diabetes While sex seems to be everywhere --television, billboards, Movies, music, and advertising--americans are still reluctant to go to the doctor to talk about a sexual problem or issue. However, many people, whether they have diabetes or not, have sexual problems. The Journal of the American Medical Association reported in February of 2000 about a survey conducted of 1,749 women and 1,410 men aged 18 to 59. The survey found sexual dysfunction is more prevalent for women (43%) than men (31%). This is one of the disease's that effect the African-american community the most as well as heart diease.(will detell later) Diabetes is a chronic disease that affects as many as 16 million Americans more then half is Afreican american. For reasons that are not yet clear, diabetes is increasing in our population to the point where public health authorities are calling diabetes an "epidemic" that requires urgent attention. You're not going to believe this, but nowhere on the

Relationships 101
Building a Relationship is Like Building a House Bishop Monk 1 says Building a relationship is like building a house. Relationships need a strong foundation before the remaining building blocks can be added. Because if the foundation is weak then by all means the realshop will be week. The first is dedication to the relationship; the second is constraint. "These are two words that seem very different,"Constraint is simply that you do things that won’t harm the relationship. You constrain yourself from insulting your partner or showing lack of respect and doing things that cause irreparable harm." If a couple is concerned about dedication and constraint in their relationship, they can strengthen their relationship in two ways, Bishop Monk 1said. First, the couple needs to get to know one another – knowing each other’s likes, dislikes, joys and fears. Second, a couple can nurture their relationship by showing fondness, admiration and respect in the things they say and do wit

Burn This Away
Let me be empty of everything, desire, hatred, kindness, Cut me off from all this. Stop all the things that destroy me, empathy, distrust, self-interest, lust and want. Burn these away. Detach me from everything, and give me some freedom from all of this, either end of the spectrum, just feels like ruin. Take this away from me and make me empty, contained and quiet. Because, all of this, all of this, is just too much. So burn this away, leave me with nothing, then maybe I can rebuild, and bring some water to the wasteland.

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The Distance Between Us.
Some of you may have noticed that I have been MIA this past week. Not to go into detail, but I was unavoidably detained...and that's a bit of an understatement. It hasn't exactly been a stellar week for me, but it did give me the time to reflect on things as they are in my life and to realize a few very important things about myself. The main one is this. During my absence, I missed alot of the people and things in my life. I missed my children. I missed my dog. I missed my bed. I missed my computer. But most of all...I missed HIM. I missed the long talks on the phone about what essentially amounts to nothing. I missed the sound of his voice, a relaxing cadence of laid back island boy mixed with clipped southern overtones. I missed the way he calls me "sweetie" and "boo"...he's the only person alive I would ever allow to call me "boo". I missed his laugh and his smile...the way it starts off slow and gradually lights up his face...and my world...the way that, even when I can't see

Thoughts From The Strip Club
We are there, smoke machines, strobe lights, and oh so much beer, I am miles away in my head. My wingman has a girl on his lap and is obviously distracted, I am randomly spoken to "Are you from here?" "No I live in another strip club." "What?" "Nothing." "What's with the overalls?" "Because I saw myself wearing them in a dream!" "What?" "Nothing." (the overalls bit is true) Then the I won't lie to you, sliding of body against body, hot breath in my ear, my hands on skin. I am only human, More thoughts, the table of random punks near us getting obviously wound up on each other and shots, if their chair hits me there will be trouble, I'm irritated enough for some harsh language. They look at me and my friend and quiet a bit, we are of the large and menacing variety, (thankfully, I hate confrontation) More warm bodies and cold alcohol. Then home, quiet, and all the illusions go to bed. Thankfully.

I Wait For You...
I realize how alone I am wandering through life. No one here to hold my hand or calm me through my strife. I long to sleep in love's warm arms and wake to it's soft kiss. Savor it's breath upon my skin and feel the touch I miss. Perhaps one day I'll find you 'cross the miles and through the mist 'Til then fate's only granted me this hollow loneliness.

Smile
Did Anyone Ever Tell You, Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Did Anyone Ever Tell You Many Times, When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine . Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Like You Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You I HOPE I GET THIS BACK I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!! Don't be confused by friends and acquaintances, there is a difference! Because I care about you, It's national care week. and you get to send messages to all your friends telling them that you care about them and make them feel good about themselves and if they write back .. (just once) then that means that they care about you too. BUT, you have to send

Christmas Trees & Onions
Christmas trees and onions :)) >> > >> > A family is at the dinner table. Just for the shock value and to see if >> > his dad would respond, the son asked his father, "Dad, how many kinds >> > of >> > boobs are there?" >> > >> > Surprised but always ready, the father answered, "Well, son, there are >> > three kinds of breasts. First kind: In her 20s, a woman's breasts are >> > like >> > melons, round and firm. Second: In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, >> > still nice.... but hanging a bit. Third: After 50, they are like >> > onions." >> > >> > "Onions?" quizzed the boy. >> > >> > His dad replied, "Yes... you see them and they make you cry." >> > >> > Of course this infuriated his wife and 18 year old daughter. So the >> > daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'Willies' are there?" >> > >> > The mother smiled knowingly and answered, "Well dear, a man goes >> > through >> > >> > three phases. First: In his 20s, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty >> >

First Love
My first love will be my last love I will never forget the smiles you brought to my face on that October day when we lay there in the rain. Why did god have to give you this pain in your brain making you hate me and go insane. I wish that you could hear me and tell me your okay but all I see is that youâ€™re in pain. Its making me go insane but if that what it takes to be with you I will because youâ€™re my first and my last love I will ever know. Waking up in the same bed as you was a dream come true knowing youâ€™re next to me makes everything seem true. Knowing your gone has made me so blue not laying next to you, making me think about the pain you saved me from all them years ago. Grabbing this blade brings back all the pain I had before I met you, now you've gone the pain has come I cant hold it back no more, I must release this pain to the outside word the only way I know how. No tears can cure me only the blade that I hold in my hand can. Today is the day they took yo

Domestic Violance
I hate you I love you thatâ€™s why I beat you (title) You come home late I smell drink of your breath you said you stayed late at the office But your breath tells the truth, your dinners in the oven its cold by now eat it if you want you dam drunk how I wish I could say these words to him. I go to the shower the only place I can cry on my own the radio hides the screams and sorrow my brain says leave this life of abuse and anger but my heart says they will change just give them time. I wash my body with my eyes closed not wanting to see the bruises they gave me just for one night I wish they would let my body heal it screams in pain from my feet to my brain. I wish I could tell my friend but the truth is to admit my beatings is more painful than receiving them. Crying time is over down I go to wash up and try say hello, There they lay on the sofa sleeping off the drink I try not to make much noise as a clean up the table but a fork slips it hits the decking waking the be

Here We Go......
ok once again this is not my religion but i find christianity has some good stories. so once again i took one and maybe gave it a little personal artistic changes...but what ever...you like it great...you don't oh well....you want to hate me for it well then you are probably a narrow minded idiot so oh well. if you haven't noticed by now i really don't care who i offend with anything i say or do anymore...accept it or don't....and i don't know why i just went on that rant but here is the reason we are all here: tale of the martyr fate has called his name for him martyrdom awaits he will carry his death throughout the streets for us he chose this to walk this gauntlet battering him with jeers wading through the tears this messanger of faith condemned for his beleifs to wipe the sweat from his brow a glorified honor to save him from his fate an unatainable dream golgotha bound, he continues struggling this path of destiny upon the hill he's raised as a banner f

Ok Ladies, Here's Some Comments About Men
Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor." Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." Statement: "I really want to get to know you better." True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it." Statement: "She's kinda cute." True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary." Statement: "I don't know if I like her." True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me." Statement: "Was it good for you?" True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood." Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night." True Meaning: "Who are you?" Statement: "Do you love me?" True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out." Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?" True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later." Statement: "How much do you love me?" True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and

Do This
A little survey I put together. Do This Answer these questions honestly. 1. Do you find me attractive? 2. Would you date me? 3. What would you say if I gave you roses or a single rose? 4. Do you like a guy who is romantic? 5. Do you like to cuddle with a guy? 6. If I asked you out on a date, what would you say? 7. Do you have a crush on me or like me in any way? 8. Do you think I have a crush on you? 9. Would you like to get to know me? And if you already know me either somewhat or well, would you like to get to know me more? Now let's spice it up a bit. Remember, be honest with your answers. 10. Would you kiss me? 11. What would you do if I said I wanted to kiss you? 12. What would you say or do if I said I wanted to make love to you (in a romantic way. Not flat-out sex.)? 13. Would you have sex with me? 14. What's your favorite thing to do in bed with someone? 15. Do you like to be held after sex? 16

Remember All Of Those Who Keep Us Safe
Remembering our soldiers this holiday season (and every holiday season that they are not home)is a wonderful thing to do, no matter where they are stationed at this moment. Let's also not forget our public safety personnel -- Our police officers, firefighters, and emts --either --the ones who have to be out on the streets, when everyone should be with family and friends. Not all of us are fortunate enough to be able to request the holiday off. When you're out enjoying yourself this holiday season, please remember to watch out for the police officers who may have someone pulled over. Its not uncommon to hear about a cop being hit and killed because he or she wasn't seen by the motorist. When you hear sirens & see the lights, pull over to the side so the emergency vehicle can get to where it needs to go in a timely manner & safely. Don't let common sense and courtesy go out the window with each alcoholic drink. They are not out to ruin your good time -- they are out

Girlfriend Application
I was bored so I decided to re-post this from an old blog. Fill it out. Girlfriend Application BASICS Name: Age: Location: Height: weight: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER .Name 3 places you would want to go on a date: a b c What Kinds of music you like? Do you drink? What is your alcohol of choice? Do you smoke or do any drugs? Do you like the rain? If so...would you play in it with me? What about the mud? Do you like movies? If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? if we were home Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? ! Would you kiss me? Do you play any sports? If so...what? Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure i made it home alright? How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? Favorite body part on you? What would you say is the best thing about yourself? Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? Would y

Have You Ever Needed Some One So Bad
Here I am, I'm in the wrong bed again It's just a game I just can't win There you are breathin' soft on my skin Still you won't let me in Why save your kisses for a rainy day Baby let the moment take your heart away Have you ever needed someone so bad, yeah Have you ever wanted someone You just couldn't have Did you ever try so hard That your world just fell apart Have you ever needed someone so bad And you're the girl I gotta have I gotta have you baby There you go, midnight promises again But they're broken by the dawn You wanna go further, faster every day baby But in the morning you'll be gone And I'm alone Every dream I dream is like Some Kinda rash 'n' reckless scene To give out such crazy love You must be some kinda drug And if my time don't ever come For me you're still the same Damned if I don't, damned if I do I gotta get a fix on you Def Leppard

Please Read....
my brother and his wife were in a pretty nasty wreck about 6 am Thursday morning, The vehicle they were driveing was hit by a tractor and trailer on I-81, he is doing pretty good but she is not, please remember them in your prayers...

Poll
Okay, here's the deal. Pick a letter for which you'd do. Answer honestly. If we were standing under the mistletoe together, which would we do? A. Just kiss B. Have sex C. Just hold hands D. Hold hands and kiss

2 The One That Was The Best Thing 2 Ever Happen 2 Me
I wrote this on NOVEMBER 23RD 2006 I LOVE Her with all my Heart & Soul, She is the only one that i've ever loved like this & Meant it in my Entire Life. She is the only person that can make me smile when im down in the dumps no matter how sad or depressed i am she's the one girl that I know for a Fact i could Spend the rest of my life with & have no possible regrets for the rest of my life. Knowing she is by my side. No one truly knows the real meaning of a DREAM COME TRUE or the meaning of HEAVEN ON EARTH until they've met this BLUE EYED ANGEL. I will never be able to find anyone else like her for the rest of my life even if i tried to find another like her. People Leap hoping that they'll fly & not drop like a rock, SHE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE ME FLY and make me truly realize that i am a lucky guy to have such an amazing girl in my life. I LOVE HER. I ALWAYS HAVE & I ALWAYS WILL

What I Really Wonder Is...
what i really wonder is... when do women take a shit? i seriously see chicks 5-6 days a week for yrs and have never seen them take a shit or discuss having to take a shit. Im not saying that it should be a topic of discussion at the dinner table BUT it would make women seem less like androids with no ass functions...I rarely hear women fart....except when i saw a movie on tv where they played battle shits... it just got me to thinking...i wonder how much other stuff women do that they dont tell the men about...how often do they masterbate...do they shit with the door open...while they are on the phone with us...do they scratch their vaginas like men scratch our balls? Do girls that like football watch it for the sport or because the big muscular men in tight pants with jock straps on? i wonder... this has been a POINTLESS PSA brought to you by JustIncredible

Clothes Make The Man
Items of clothing I've bought because I dreamed myself wearing them in some situation or another. -A fez. -A pair of overalls. -a black beanie cap with a skull and cross bones (can be found in photos) -A red courderoy smoking jacket. -a pair of black woolen mittens. -a green t-shirt.

Not Going To Be Having A Very Good Christmas.
It all started out tonight. I don't know whats going threw my mothers head. Tonight we was all having dinner. Ok I know I am hard to shop for for christmas so I thought I would tell her what I wanted for christmas. She looks at me and tells me I am not getting you anything for christmas. She said you don't need anything, I bought stuff for your brother and sister and thats enough. Now I can understand if what I was asking for was very high priced or something. But its not its only $30. Now I know some of you that read this will think that I am crazy and think that can be expensive which yeah it can be to some. But hell she bought my sister a new tv and a dvd player, which she already has both that works perfectly fine. God only knows what she got my brother I can just imigine. I don't get why she is so cold towards me. I know she wasn't joking when she said I am not getting you anything for christmas just by the tone of her voice and Facial expression. I don't even want to go over to h

Emo Q
Your EQ is 160 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Questioned By The Police
Questioned by the Police Its 11pm and I am wide awake. So I decide to get a movie from blockbuster and a $1 chicken sandwich from Jack in the Box. I drive back home and pull up to my Apartment. As Im getting out of my car the Davis Police roll up on me. I know I have made complete stops at every sign and have been going the speed limit so whats the problem? Police: Can I see some ID please? (Hand on his gun.) Me: Ooookkay.. here you go. (Giving him a puzzled and annoyed look.) Police: I will explain in a minute. (Sensing my confusion.) My ID: Henry Chambers, 222 G Street, Davis CA. Police: Do you live here? (What the hell?? Your holding my official drivers license and you cant figure out that I live here?) Also note that I have an Official City of Davis X-Parking Permit sticker on the bumper of my car. The ONLY way to get this permit is to take a copy of your lease into the Police Station and pay $10. So isnt it freaking obvious that I live here????? Duh. Your not going

Paul Oakenfold @ Burning Man
So I'm walking around Burning Man Festival at night and I come up on this club that faces out into the desert. It features a big blue orb type of booth in which the DJ is working his magic. On top of the booth are two big metal horns that shoot fire into the sky as the DJ builds his music to a climax. Basically the coolest thing I've ever seen. Wednesday night I danced there til the sun came up and I had the time of my life. Thursday night I couldn't find it again. Damn! Friday during the day I made a point to find the place again which was lucky for me because when I found it I stopped and read the schedule. I couldn't believe my eyes the schedule read "Friday, 1am to 3am, Paul Oakenfold". My eyes popped out of my head. Paul Oakenfold is one of the DJ's that got me hooked on trance to begin with. I spend some time at center camp watching performances. At 11pm I head back to the club. I get there and dance my way to the front as various DJ's perform. The clock finally hits 1am and

Stuck In The Bathroom Window.
Its late afternoon and my son, Matteo, has decided that he wants a frostie from Wendy's. Okay no problem, he deserves it. We put on our shoes and I grab my wallet. Matteo is chattering away about, "daddy look at this" and, "daddy look at that." My mind wanders a bit. I get him outside and then I lock and close the door to my apartment. I feel like I forgot something.. hhmm. Oh yeah my keys. Crap! I jiggle handle hoping that maybe it isn't really locked, but it is. I try to pry open the kitchen window but it wont budge. I live 8 blocks away from my work so I decide to walk to work and get my spare key. So we walk the distance and the whole time my son is chattering away about everything in sight. We get to my office and the secret key lets us in. I'm searching the shelves, cabinets, filing drawers, desktops and bathroom for my spare apartment key. I can't find it. It must be inside of my apartment. I find a key that somewhat resembles my apartment key. So we start the hike back. We get

Damn ....im Feeln Ollllllld !
OK , SO IM CRUZN THRU YOUTUBE TRYN TO FIND SOME MUSIC VIDS TO THROW INTO THE STASH ......IM REMEMBERN STUFF AND FINDN IT , AS I DO THIS I START TO ACHE AND FEEL FATHER TIME BREATN DOWN THE BACK OF MY FRGN NECK ! I CAN REMEMBER GOING TO MOST OF THESE SHOWS WHEN THEY CAME OUT AND HOW IT WAS BACK THEN . I CAN REMEMBER (I CANT BELIEVE IM PUTN THIS IN WRITEN) I USE TO HAVE VARIOUS COLORS OF CROSSCOLORS SHORTS ...MY FAV WERE THE PURPLE ONES WITH A WHT MISFITS"EARTH AD" T AND A PAIR OF 21 EYELET DOCS , WITH A FOOT HIGH BLEACHED WHT HAWK !!! GOOD I LOOKD STUPID ! OR BETTER YET ...CHINO STYLE SHORTS (FLAT FRONT ONLY) WITH THE HAWK A WIFE BEATER AND 3 EYED DOCS WITH EG'S (DO YOU REMEMBER EG SOCKS ?) FK , THIS WAS THE TREND BACK THEN (EARLY 80'S TO THE 90'S) !!! I LIVED BOTH COASTS AND GREW UP BOTH SIDES OF THE STUPIDITY !(FL,CA,NY) I WAS A FKN DORK !!!!WELL , AT LEAST WE WERE ALL DORKS BACK THEN !!! I DONT MISS THAT ! I DO MISS MY BOOTS AND BRACES THO !!!I RETIRED THEM MANY YEARS AGO (PRO

Some Confusion Lol
Funnt it seems as you take the chance to actually talk to some their moral rightousnesses made and hate words thrown when they havent a clue about things. Got a nice message from a married woman to me a married man accusing me of being insensitive to her and remaring she loved the girls name by my name and would not be a part to any harem......the girls name Bonnie Nuit. For those out there whom are thinking right now " I don't blame her!" wont she be surorised to wake and find 1 there was no message. If it was a shout it was overlooked or not there ;) easy to think you clicked send and oopsie shut it instead and 2nd, Bonnie Nuit is no girl at all, but French for Good Night. So for those curious and those whom may ask in the near future. THIS is why I kep to myself and away from most people. Piss Off World!!

This Will Make You Realize....
The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning." But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, she fed them and bathed them, and taught them how to tie their shoes and ride a bike and reminded them to feed the dog and do their homework and brush their teeth. The sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this." Then the nights came, and the storms, and the path was sometimes dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her arms, and the children said, "Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come." And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children climbed and

Walls
Are you listening? We write a thousand pages, they're torn and on the floor Headlights hammer the windows, we're locked behind these doors And we are never leaving, this place is part of us And all these scenes repeating are cold to the touch My hands seem to deceive me When I'm nervous or when I'm healthy The scenery's all drawn... They hang here from the walls dear, Painting pictures, bleeding colors, blanket the windows... Sometimes it gets so hard to breathe. Your eyes see right through me. These fights with your arms left beside. One thing and one more says goodnight. You've got the map come get to me. These knuckles break before they bleed. Tear out these veins that own my heart. This skin that wears your lasting marks. I've built these walls come get to me, come get to me. Is this your lesson, a slight discretion, The lines that keep you, the lines that sweep you. Lock the doors from the inside... Your face is so contagiou

Another Check In
I will probably not be on line near as much as I used to be. A lot of things have changed in my life and I don't have the time to get on line the way I did before. But I wanted all of you to know that I have not forgotten about you just because I don't get to see you as much anymore. You are all never far from my thoughts. I hope you all have a wonderful holiday season and a safe one! Love to you all! Rayne

Phoenix’s T’was The Night Before X-mass!
Phoenix’s T’was the night before X-Mass! ( 2003 ) T’was the night before x-mass and all though my house. It was damn f-in quiet, cuz I killed that damn mouse! No stalking were hung by the chimney with cheer Cuz we don’t have a fire place, Fuck I need a BEER! The children where nestled all snug in their beds, Which is good because if they weren’t I’d be bustin some heads. Mom sipping brandy and Dad drinking jack Were just getting ready to hop in the sack *shudders* When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter And a fat man ran past the window, to empty his bladder Wasn’t hard to figure when the fat man ran past I opened up the door in time to see Santa scratching his ass No need for formalities as Santa looked back, “Hey what’s crackin Phoenix!” And he handed me a half rack. I said, “Come on in ya fat bastard, have yourself a snack” “Don’t mind if I do, just watch the wise cracks.” Then with his eyes twinkling I heard the man say “Holy fuck that’s a whol

All I Want Is You
All I Want Is You by BlueWolf I'll wake in the morning And pray it will be Laying there beneath The Christmas tree There's one thing I want It's not a game or a toy It's all that I need To bring my life joy No, it's not money Not a video game I don't want a fortune And I don't seek fame All that I've desired Each and every night Is to be taken From the dark into the light It's in every thought I have In everything that I do The only gift I'll ever want Is You

Wanting You
There's a hole in my soul a thought falls through, when I can't get passed the things, I don't understand the things, I thought I knew when you said the words to me. But, then the story changes and I wonder why, you thought I'd forget, or was it the truth you left unsaid? I can't seem to go forward, can't seem to believe the things I thought were true, when the day changes the night, like a Leopard changes it's spots or the shift of light, changes the view. Can you just say the words, and not feel my pain, or is the truth strived for by me, in vain? I need to know this is love, I'm offered... not just a need, at this moment, that it's not something you have to sustain... just so you can, get by day to day, that I am the man you've always needed, I am the everything you craved deep down inside. I just need to feel, I can make/keep you happy, and you want to feel my heart, sleeping in your arms. Lying next to y

First Kiss
Just one kiss was all it took When your lips first touched mine To send my satellite off its course And orbit a Moon without light. Like no other experience Feeling infatuation's trance Paralyzing all my senses But hearing only my heart's dance. Closing my eyes, feeling weak Your love potion fast to react Like a patient feverish and weary I wait, anticipating your next act. Your lips now whisper soft words Making my intentions grow bolder But dare to react I do not, for Under your spell I'm your sculpture. Shaping my heart, molding my mind Touching my soul, caressing my spirit Taking me places no maps can disclose Leaving my World standing submitted.

Endless Dreams
Oh, these marvelous, endless dreams! They make me so anxious To go to bed at night; Not even ever wanting to wake In the bright morning, it seems! In these dreams I’m with you. We’re walking, talking, Holding hands; We’re dancing to some silly love song Or just singing with the band. In these dreams I’ve kissed your lips And whispered my fantasies In your ear. I’ve held you So very close to me Your heartbeat is all I hear. When I awaken From these dreams I am so lost and all alone. I drift aimlessly Throughout the day; As I beg the night to come, Only then, can I be with you Leaning into your loving arms Letting your love carry me away. To a place so safe and warm.

Soul Mates…
When you meet your soul mate, this person will have an instantaneous effect on you. A soul mate is someone who makes your knees go weak and takes your breath away. With but a single glance they lessen your burden, and but a smile, touch your heart. You will feel a sense of total connection with this person. They will touch you so deeply on so many levels that you will want to share you innermost secrets. For the first time in your life someone will make you feel almost like a god. Once you have met your soul mate, for better or sometimes worse, your life will never be the same... One of the things which makes this encounter so unique is the sense of a profound spiritual experience. You both feel like this is meant to be and that you've been together before in a past incarnation. When you meet your soul mate something happens — the deep yearning, the compelling energy drawing you to become physically intimate overwhelms many... Nothing will have ever felt so right.

You Changed My World…
At times the days seemed so long; I thought I'd never make it through, Then suddenly, out of a dream, I have met someone like you. I had locked up all my feelings and I'd thrown away the key, Until your heart spoke a thousand words I knew were meant to be. When times turned rough and lonely, and despair fell upon my face, You comforted me and kept me safe in that loving special place. You don't realize what you have and what you've done for me, But the way you managed to steal my heart is what has set me free. You've given me a feeling that no one else could ever change, Your love has touched a place in me that I always found so strange. It's as if you were cut right out of a spell cast upon my heart, Because the crazy thing about it is, I've loved you from the start. No one in this wide world could touch the feelings we share; To the seconds I spend with you, nothing can compare. You've opened my eyes and heart just enough and let me live, You've changed my world wi

Poetry
Madder than mad,Sadder than sad. Hotter than fire,Colder than ice. People aren't shit until I roll the dice. Enraged without proportions,my wick is quickly burning. The hole seems much deeper, but my strength is way steeper. Outsmarting my enemies and beating them down. When it comes to a thrown I wear the crown. All alone in my palace without someone here ... No one to listen no one to care. A flame deep inside me fighting to grow but without someone here I have nothing to show. What did you say ? You don't understand ? Of course you don't. Not even I can.

Whispers
I heard my name in the Wind. softy it called me It took my breath away, I leaned again the tree I looked to the Moon I looked for you The wind whispered to me lean on me, can't you hear me calling I reached for it the sound was sweet it stroked my face and whispered My heart quicked my soul was touched all in a whisper from the wind!!! So I will take flied, I will listen I will be touched I will be lifted to a place I have never been So are you listening to the wind?

Risking Your Heart
Your eyes hid behind glasses The first time they met mine I sat there staring, You didn’t seem to mind First comes dreams of you and me Followed by heavy breathing, Oh, she sees me looking Quick, stare at the ceiling She doesn’t know she moves me I just can’t explain it, But she does something to me If anybody cared to look, They’d see right through me I’d never think to deceive her If she lied through her teeth, I'd be the one to believe her Thoughts of her raining in my head, It feels like a pouring storm Like a song in the wind, I’ve been lost since the day I found her How could this happen, She’s a goddess and all know I just don’t fit with anyone Maybe I should just let her go I wish I could’ve told her, All the things I kept inside Now I guess it’s just too late She’s gone away from me And I’m left alone Part of me died then, And I’m not moving on No friends of mine care Because I’m alone in the world Everyone has somewhere else

Slang Sex Terms
i found this on a website browsin around the net and some of this shyt made me laugh my ass off. so hope you all get as good a laugh as i did, however i know some of you will probably be learning something... Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men: 1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer) 2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else. 3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western. 4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter. 5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your d

Tainted Thoughts
The silver blade glistens in the dark flowing and delicate, making it's mark carving scarlet rivers, new and fresh crimson tears trickling down ghostly white flesh tracing streams of blue and gray feircely tearing the skin away till there's nothing left but the brittle bone but the hungry razor wont leave me alone I push down hard, till it's too much to bare if I were to die, would anyone care? then I open my eyes, the vison has perished the memory it brings, forever uncherished this horrid dream, another image my mind wroughts but I have not the strength, to stop these tainted thoughts

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs. I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry if I'm not tan enough for you I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if im not tall enough. I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry". If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are"

One Last Trip Down Memory Lane
Staring into empty space, Seeing nothing past my eyes. Watching a world I would just as soon forget, I'd rather turn and hide. A place I had once called my home, Many times before. The same place that has torn me apart, Over and over and over again. Leaving me wondering where I went wrong, And where my mind went blank. The battered painting on the wall, Showing it's face again. The distorted face of one whose lost everything, With nothing left to show. The painting seems so real to me, A self-portrait on the wall. A reminder of how lost I am, Magnifying every flaw. Every hurt and heartbreak, Confusion and grief. Showing every haunting nightmare, Burning every saving grace. Lost I stare at endless lists, Wondering which would work for me. Lighting one last candle, ...Disappearing one last time...

Memories
"My body's still burning from your touch, My skin's still fragrant from your flesh..." Imprinted on my soul Is the memory of your body. "My lips still tingle from your kiss, My tongue's still wanting your mouth's embrace..." Uniquely yours, and my new addiction Is the remnants of your taste. The contours of your body and soul are more familiar to me than my own. A well-worn path in my memory, That I can visit on those long nights alone. With an unclear future and rocky past. With worries of what's to come. No matter what happens to us, I have these memories to call my own.

Altar Of Flesh
Altar of Flesh Take me in the vineyard. Let me brace myself against rungs of wind-machine ladder as I become altar, invitation, doorway to Divinity. Bury in me all your longing, the hardness of your day. Seek the Goddess deep within me. Ground yourself in my flesh. Lay me naked on the Earth so voyeur moon can see me open, my breasts swaying with your prayer. Let wind dance across our skin, caressing us with lover hands to stoke the ancient fire in our souls to raging desire, until you spill your offering seed into the furrow of me.

Butcher Knife
I take this shiny butcher Ponder the value of my life See my reflection in the blade Think of all the mistakes I've made Ponder what my life is worth Been a problem since my birth Mother always was a bitch Said I was a problem she couldn't fix And if she ever get the chance She'd get rid of me without a second glance Lived my life looked down apon Told I was of demon spawn This butcher knife my only friend And is my begining as well as my end Run the blade then down my arm Causing very little harm Make shallow cuts here and there As bright red blood spreads on my skin so fair Slowly the pain starts to sink in And now my pleasure will begin Repeatedly I cut myself Been told that I should seek some help To late now I'm almost gone From this wretched world that tortured me for so long

Whispers Of Suicide
It’s there, It always has been. Such a fragile side, Brittle… Broken too many times, By those who say, I love you… I have considered it. They say those who talk about it Don’t do it, Inside I just smirk, Stupid bastards, What would they know? It’s like a lover, A lover that lies dormant, Until you need them. To date, I have avoided it… It reminds me of a black rose, Dried dead brittle, If I dare touch it… I’ve toyed with the idea, Just when my hands get so cold, I can’t warm them. The park is dark where its’s kept. All blacks, greys frosted whites. Littered with broken altars, Where blood has dried, Black on white worn marble. Unrequited love- deaths last kiss Upon an iced breath …. Whispers… I will love… I smile to his death wish Not tonight my love. Closing the ancient gates, I don’t mind their screech of metal on metal, …I walk away Again.

Life Is Pain
This sensation I feel is nothing new for me, The darkness surrounding my heart is here to stay Slowly I wander the depths, no purpose to be My path, swallowed in shadow, eats my soul away Each new day dawns only to bring nothing Where are all the people that I used to know? Pain in my head throbs to block the screaming Years of this torture and with nothing to show The emptiness consumes me, creating another Enemies say I’ll suffer once I’ve reached hell My suffering is my life, so I look no further Sorrow and grief have no place within my shell Happiness not even a memory, the void only to remain Like shroud, I block the light till there’s only despair I mock the agonies of others simply to lessen my pain Even as evil as I may seem to be, I am really unaware Humility and compassion do not cause me to ache The nothingness sticks to the back of my throat Everywhere I turn anguish finds me till I break I need an escape, so I look back to what I wrote.

Week 1
WELL THE FIRST WEEK IS OVER AND HAS BEEN REALLY HARD AND I WENT AND GOT WEIGHED TODAY I HAVE LOST 12 POUNDS SINCE SURGERY SO IF YOU ADD THAT TO THE 31 BEFORE SURGERY ITS A TOTAL OF 43 POUNDS SINCE MARCH AND THERE ARE MANY MORE POUNDS THAT ARE GOING TO BE SHED AND I WILL KEEP POSTING THE PROGRESS AND SOME PICS SOON TAKE CARE AND THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT THIS IS BEFORE SURGERY AND ONE WEEK AFTER Cool Slideshows D THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT

After
After Fingertips, smooth, cool on my flesh as they trace designs at random in chilling sweat. The scent of us both lingering strong in the air, coloring the room with our lovemaking. "Baby", you call me, and smile, content as I lie there in your arms. "Lover" the name I return like a blessing on my lips, quivering in the newness of our first meeting, first mating. Just two wild beasts staving off reality for one more hour.

My Life Is A House Off Cards....
Today was just a very shitty day. I was almost arrested and walked away with not one, not two, but three tickets. Why you ask? Pretty simple really, I ran a red light cause the light was yellow and my car did not want to stop all the way on the wet road. Then, I got a ticket for no car insurance. Who would of thunk it that $11,000 a year does not get you very far in this country. Then the third and almost final ticket for driving with a suspended licience I just found out today I had the hard way. Due to the fact I did not get my car tested for fuel emissions and the DMV can not seem to gt my address right being I have lived in the same house for four years and have changed my address 3 times. Only to have them still have my address from before I moved into my current home. So, you'd think this would be an pretty easy fix. Just get my car tested and in 72 business hours I should be clear. Excempt, I have no friends or family to drive my car there since I can not. Then, once it gets

Dwarfs!!!
Two dwarfs go into a bar where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that from the next room he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again... ONE, TWO, THREE..... UHH!" all night long. In the morning the second dwarf asks the first "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection" The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!"

A Card For You...
A card from me to you...if the click thing do not work, just copy and paste the link... http://www.angelrays.com/snow/4.html Smiles, hugs and love ...and thank you for all the joy you have given me while I was in here. Celina

Merry Christmas Woman Style!! Lol...
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers Till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. MERRY CHRISTMAS

Thank You For Your Suppot Again
Once again I have seen something hear that makes me proud to be a member of the military. It’s all (of you) the people who support US the troops that are the real heroes. If it just saying a prayer for those who are in harms way or who do more such as the one who sent this to me. As a member of the armed forces (US) I salute you all. It is you who let US the troops know that we do have the support we need at home to do the job that we must do. As for me I don’t care what branch of the military your in you are my brother or sister. We all need to remember that right now it US united and all the other stuff doesn’t mean anything, and when there is peace then we can have our (This branch is better than that). I know that there are those out there who don’t agree with what’s going on in the world and that’s fine but even you need to support the troops because it them the troops who give you the right to disagree. Last Veterans Day I was in a parade when a women came out of the cro

War Is Hell, And I Put It In Me Pocket
Well, This is the 3rd day in a row, that I haven't played WoW, since I reached lvl 60, because I'm playing BF2, again, but, mostly online, now... I am doing good, now... Today, I got counted for 5 kills near the beginning of one dog fight, because I was manning a tank and I spotted a UPC vehicle in the distance and took a shot, it blew up, and I saw a bunch of soldiers' bodies go flying in the air.. I look up in the corner, and I see 5 kills in my name... Woohoooooo! Wish I had an actual screenshot of that.. it was so cool, but, alas, I was awestruck by the moment;O) SUCH a good game!

W.b. Yeats
When you are old and gray and full of sleep, And nodding by the fire, take down this book, And slowly read, and dream of the soft look Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep; How many loved your moments of glad grace, And loved your beauty with love false or true; But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you, And loved the sorrows of your changing face. And bending down beside the glowing bars Murmur, a little sadly, how love fled And paced upon the mountains overhead And his his face amid a crowd of stars.

I Don't Know What To Think About Her.
NOT TOO LONG AGO I BROKE UP WITH MY GF. MOSTLY BECAUSE CT WAS MORE IMPORTANT TO HER THAN I WAS. AND WHEN NOTHING WAS GOING ON AT CT. SHE WOULD TALK MY EAR OFF. ALL ABOUT HER, WHICH WAS UNDERSTANDABLE, AND I WAS MORE THAN WILLING TO LISTEN. BUT IF I SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE, SHE WOULDN'T ACKNOWLEDGE IT. IT I MEANTIONED IT THE NEXT DAY, SHE SAID I NEVER TOLD HER, AND OFFEN IT WAS THINGS I TYPED IN ON MESSENGER, NOT FROM ON THE PHONE. SHE NEVER CAME TO MY PAGE, 2 TIMES I THINK TOTAL. NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE MY COMMENTS OR EVEN LOOKED AT MY BULLETINS, BUT SHE SURE REPOSTED A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLES BULLETINS. BUT MINE WEREN'T WORTH HER TIME. SHE NEVER READ MY BLOG. WELL I AM GETTING INTO TO MANY DETAILS. SO ANYWAY WE BROKE UP, SHE UNFRIENDED ME, UNFANNED ME,AND BLOCKED ME. WELL A FEW DAYS BACK SHE FANNED ME AGAIN, SHE HAS BEEN COMMING TO MY PAGE DAILY, AND SHE HAS BEEN READING MY BLOGS. I AM STILL TOTALLY BLOCKED, SO I CAN'T ASK HER WHAT IS GOING ON. BUT SHE WILL SEE THIS, I AM SURE.

"what Do You Mean There's No Santa?"
I remember my first Christmas party with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her world-famous cinnamon buns. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus!" she snorted. "Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad. Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even finished my second cinnamon bun. "Where" turned out to be Kerby's General Store, the one store in town that had a little bit of just about everyth

By ѕouτheяиღєhαяm
In my world before I met you, everything seemed to be apart. In my eyes before they saw yours, it was all unclear to my heart. When you walked into my heart something found an unknown life. When darkness seized my heart, you've fixed what was black and white. From a forsaken, misplaced girl; you braced my life over again. You suppressed what was gone, and loved me until the end. Nothing can mend what you gave or how you made my dreams vast. I'll never understand why you love me, or how you let go of my long past. The past that lost half of me, and neglected my tainted love. The past that challenged me to let me know: I'm good enough. Good enough for what you have, and what you've given to me. I'm good enough for the love; Good enough for what I can be.

Another By Lord Byron
Loves Last Adieu The roses of Love glad the garden of life, Though nurtur'd 'mid weeds dropping pestilent dew, Till Time crops the leaves with unmerciful knife, Or prunes them for ever, in Love's last adieu! In vain, with endearments, we soothe the sad heart, In vain do we vow for an age to be true; The chance of an hour may command us to part, Or Death disunite us, in Love's last adieu! Still Hope, breathing peace, through the grief-swollen breast, Will whisper, ÒOur meeting we yet may renew: With this dream of deceit, half our sorrow's represt, Nor taste we the poison, of Love's last adieu! Oh! mark you yon pair, in the sunshine of youth, Love twin'd round their childhood his flow'rs as they grew; They flourish awhile, in the season of truth, Till chill'd by the winter of Love's last adieu! Sweet lady! why thus doth a tear steal its way, Down a cheek which outrivals thy bosom in hue? Yet why do I ask?---to distraction a p

Well..
Wow, this site in really amaizing... its way better than myspace. but yet, myspace isnt complicated lol. I cant believe christmas is like 3 days away. I still need to get my bf something. I hate doin late christmas shopping. Well, its 12:41 am, and im really tired. and i dont got to much to honestly say right now. so who ever reads this. hope u have a Merry Christmas.

Wanted!!!!
All stations are to be on the lookout for the following individual(s) that are WANTED by an agency(ies) within the United States of America. The US State Department has expressed interest in extraditing the following individual(s) from anywhere in the world. NAME Kringle, Christopher Also Known As Santa, Jolly Old Man, Saint Nick RACE Unknown HEIGHT 6' 0" WEIGHT 320 lbs SCARS/TATTOOS Across both buttocks words Merry Christmas. LAST SEEN WEARING Red suit pants and Jacket with red thermal underwear. Red hat, with white tassel. KNOWN TO BE DRIVING 1964 red convertible, with a nine Reindeer powered engine. Vehicle was displaying a red light on front, in violation of the State of Alaska Vehicle and Traffic law. WANTED FOR THE FOLLOWING CIMINAL VIOLATIONS - Being Jolly in a No Jolly zone, - Breaking and entering dwellings, - Leaving un-addressed packages in violation of US Postal Laws, - Intentional dumping of reindeer feces

Night Before Christmas In Texas
Twas the night before Christmas, In Texas you know, Way out on the prairie, without any snow. Asleep in their cabin, were Buddy and Sue, A dreaming of Christmas, like me and like you. Not stockings but boots, at the foot of their beds, For this was Texas, What more need be said? When all of a sudden from out the still night, There came such a ruckus, it gave me a fright! And I saw cross the prairie, like the shot from a gun, A loaded up buckboard, Come on at a run. The driver was "whistling" and "shouting" with a will, The "Horses" (not reindeer) he drove with such skill. "Come on there Buck, Poncho, and Prince, to the right" There'll be plenty of travelin' for you-all tonight. The driver in his Levis, and a shirt that was red, Had a 10 gallon Stetson on the top of his head. As he stepped from the buckboard, he was really a sight, the beard on his chin was so curly and white. As he burst in the cabin, the children awoke, Both so astonished, that neithe

Don't You Wish?
Do you ever find yourself wishing you could go back in time and get a do over? I do. My sister turns 16 today. I wish I could go back starting at my 16th birthday and get a 2 year do over. I would do so many things different. But then I think of that whole 'butterfly effect' kind of thing happening. I still wish though. But, I would have never had Nicholas. And although it was a tragic thing and it has been hard, I don't regret it. Losing him I think has made me stronger, but still weak to things. Christmas is now three days away. I am getting more and more excited about it as it draws nearer. I'm like a little kid again. I see the presents under the tree and just want to dive in. I also like the fact that its the only time of the year that my family doesn't argue. That's always nice. I'm happy to be excited about something again. But after Christmas, what do I look forward to? A new year with new mistakes? Trying to lose the pounds I've packed on during the holidays? My birthd

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It was the night before Christmas, when all through the trailer park Not a pop-top was poppin', not even Ole Blue barked. Our stockin's was hung over the space heater with care, In hopes Santy would fill 'em with Viennas and beer. The kids was alseep in their NASCAR pj's, Dreamin' of Goo Goo Clusters, Moon pies, and RC's. And Earlene in her curlers and me in my John Deere cap Had just settled into our La-Z-Boys for Wheel of Fourtune and a nap. Then out in the vacent lot I heard such a commotion I thought it was neighbor Clyde, finally got his T'bird in motion. I heaved out of my recliner and to the window I flew, Busted out the screen and hollered for Blue. The moon was shinin' down on my old wrecked cars So bright they was sparklin' like rusty old stars. And I couldn't believe my own hardworking eyes When a jacked up Ford pickup come flyin' through the sky! Faster'n Ole Ironhead hs possums they came And he whooped and hollered and called 'em b

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A blonde went to buy a lottery ticket, and sure enough, she won! She goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies her ticket number. The blonde says, "Great! I want my $20 million now please." The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explained that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The blonde, furious with the man, finally screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"

True Man Facts....
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss' car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e. When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. 8: On a road trip, the stro

Chocolate Peanut Butter Bars
Original recipe yield: 72 servings PREP TIME 30 Min READY IN 30 Min INGREDIENTS * 3 cups sugar * 1 cup light corn syrup * 1/2 cup water * 1 (18 ounce) jar creamy peanut butter, melted * 1 1/2 pounds milk chocolate confectionery coating* DIRECTIONS 1. In a large heavy saucepan, combine sugar, corn syrup and water. Cook and stir over low heat until sugar is dissolved; bring to a full rolling boil. Boil, stirring constantly, until a candy thermometer reads 290 degrees F (soft-crack stage). 2. Meanwhile, place melted peanut butter in a large greased heat proof bowl. Pour hot syrup over peanut butter; stir quickly until blended. Pour onto a well-buttered baking sheet; cover with a piece of buttered waxed paper. Roll mixture into a 14-in. x 12-in. rectangle. While warm, cut into 1-1/2-in. x 1-in. bars using a buttered pizza cutter or knife. Cool completely. 3. Melt confectionery coating; dip bars and place on waxed paper to harden.

A Letter From Santa..lmao!!!
Message from Santa I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, But we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, The 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, the 4 calling birds, the 3 French hens, the 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through men

Where Are You?
Hey everybody! I just created a map of my friends on myspace. Go add yourself! The picture below shows all the people who already have. Click the "Add Yourself" button to put yourself on there! Wicked people Everywhere BuddyMapping.com - Create your own map. Click here!

Cream Cheese Christmas Cookies
Original recipe yield: 60 servings INGREDIENTS * 1 cup butter, softened * 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese * 1 cup white sugar * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract * 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 cup chopped pecans * 1/2 cup green sugar crystals * 1/2 cup red sugar crystals * 1 cup pecan halves DIRECTIONS 1. Cream together the butter and cream cheese. Add sugar and vanilla; beat until light and fluffy. 2. Combine the flour and salt; gradually add to creamed mixture, beating until well blended. Stir in chopped pecans. Cover bowl with plastic wrap and refrigerate for 15 minutes. 3. On four sheets of aluminum foil, shape dough into four 6 inch rolls, 1 1/2 inches in diameter. Wrap each roll tightly in foil and refrigerate over night. 4. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Line cookie sheets with foil. Remove rolls of dough from refrigerator one at a time. Coat each roll with red or gr

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Wooden Bowl A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. We must do something about Grandfather," said the son. I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor. So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl. When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork

Caramel Pecan Cookies
Original recipe yield: 4 dozen PREP TIME 25 Min COOK TIME 8 Min READY IN 1 Hr 33 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 cup butter or margarine, softened * 1 cup white sugar * 1 cup packed brown sugar * 2 eggs * 2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour * 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1 cup chopped pecans, divided * 1 tablespoon white sugar * 5 rolls chocolate-covered caramel candies DIRECTIONS 1. In a large bowl, cream together the butter, 1 cup white sugar, and brown sugar until smooth. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. Combine the flour, cocoa, and baking soda; stir into the sugar mixture until well blended. Stir in 1/2 cup of the pecans. Cover, and refrigerate dough for 1 hour, or until firm. 2. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). In a shallow bowl, combine the remaining 1/2 cup pecans and 1 tablespoon of sugar; set aside. 3. Press 1 t

I Dont Believe
you can tell me its forever as you kiss my cheek we can spend the nights together every day of the week but when you say its forever thats when i stop I dont believe in promises made from the heart I dont beleive in promises because they fall apart we smile at each other holding hands as we walk along talk about what he or she did and how its just wrong and how it would never happen to us at all and how we will always be together but its not that simple because I dont believe in promises made from the heart they leave you cold alone sad and choking on things that fall apart

French Fruitcake
This fruitcake needs no aging Original recipe yield: 1 - 9 x 5 inch loaf cake INGREDIENTS * 3/4 cup candied orange peel * 1/2 cup coarsely chopped walnuts * 1/2 cup raisins * 1/2 cup golden raisins * 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour * 1/2 cup butter, softened * 1/2 cup white sugar * 2 1/2 tablespoons honey * 2 eggs * 1 1/2 tablespoons light cream * 2 tablespoons dark rum * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon baking powder DIRECTIONS 1. Toss the candied orange peel, walnuts, and raisins with 2 tablespoons flour. Set aside. 2. In a large bowl, cream the butter with the sugar and honey. Beat in the egg, then the cream or milk, rum, and vanilla. Stir together the remaining 1 1/2 cups flour and the baking powder; beat into the creamed mixture. Stir in the fruits and nuts. Turn the batter into a greased and floured 9 x 5 inch loaf pan. 3. Bake in a preheated 350 d

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Hey there Cherry stalkers lol!! I am headed out of town tomorrow morning for Oklahoma for the Xmas holiday to see my parents and my 90 yr.old Grandmother. This could be our last Xmas with her so I am gonna make the best of it. Soooooo, I won't be on until Monday evening when I arrive home. I will miss everybody! So stop by often and show me some love while I am gone. I hope every one has an awesome and safe holiday!! Mwahh!! Stefani (Sugarbutt)

Cranberry Nut Bread I
A moist quick bread with a faint hint of orange flavor, and the tang of bits of cranberries. Original recipe yield: 1 -9x5 inch loaf INGREDIENTS * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 3/4 cup white sugar * 3/4 teaspoon salt * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 1 cup chopped cranberries * 1/2 cup chopped nuts * 1 tablespoon orange zest * 1 egg * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil * 3/4 cup orange juice DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease one 9x5 inch loaf pan. 2. Combine the flour, sugar, salt, baking powder and baking soda. Add the cranberries and chopped nuts, stir to coat with flour. 3. Combine the egg, oil, orange juice and grated orange peel. Add the egg mixture to the flour mixture and stir until just combined. Spoon the batter into the prepared pan. 4. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 50 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean. Let bread sit for

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salt in your wounds gets out the stains drink away the sins of the night forget about everything dont really care about what you think or what you talk about live the lie leave it behind shine on the serpent drink blood from its tail let loose of the sickness its all the same to me drag it around again set me free

Comeback
A physics professor was very strict about attendance, and despised tardiness. Every student caught arriving to class late (especially those interrupting his lecture) was quickly reprimanded in front of the whole class. Students were quick to comment on the professor's genetics. One day a student entered through the front doors of the lecture hall, while the professor was writing notes on the chalkboard. The professor caught the student out of the corner of his eye (this acute sense of peripheral vision, further supported the rumors of his evolution), and turned to face the student. He demanded, "What do you think you're doing?" Being a science student, one naturally thinks quickly, so the student snapped up and replied, "I came down from the back to get a better look at the board."

Gingerbread Boys And Girls
These cookies are formed by cookie cutters. By using a toothpick to make a hole in the top of the cookie, you can hang them on the tree. You can also make paint out of egg yolks, and food coloring to make them more colorful--use as much food coloring as needed to create desired hue. My girls and I would spend hours making these cookies each Christmas so we could hang them on the tree." Original recipe yield: 2 1/2 dozen INGREDIENTS * 1/3 cup shortening * 1 cup packed brown sugar * 1 1/2 cups dark molasses * 2/3 cup cold water * 7 cups all-purpose flour * 2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon ground allspice * 1 teaspoon ground ginger * 1 teaspoon crushed cloves (optional) * 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 2 egg yolks * 10 drops food coloring * 1/2 teaspoon water * 3/4 cup raisins DIRECTIONS 1. Mix shortening, brown sugar, and molasses thoroughly. Stir in 2/3 cup water. Blend flour,

Pre-nup!!
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York. The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy. "I'll only marry you under three conditions." she said. "Anything, anything," said the ambassador. "First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28 inch studded matching necklace for our engagement." Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!" The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation. "Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Poconos along with

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A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say, "I'm really hungry and thirsty too. It was freakin' freezing in the house so they both have an argument over who should go get the food and drink. After a while they decide to have a contest. Whoever can come up with the best poem would be the one to stay in bed. They both think for a while when the guy says, "Okay, I got one. Two times two is four plus five is nine, I can pee in yours but you can't pee in mine". So she thinks for a minute and says, "Okay two times two is four plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you'll never know the depth of mine."

Panettone Christmas Cakes
Ingredients panettone, cut into 1½ inch slices honey, to drizzle 50g/2oz pre-rolled marzipan 50g/2oz pre-rolled icing 1 clementine, peeled and segmented, to garnish Method 1. Using Christmas shaped chefs' cutters, cut out shapes in the panettone. 2. Drizzle the shapes with honey and then cover with the ready-rolled marzipan. 3. Drizzle with more honey and cover with the ready-rolled icing. 4. Use a mini-blowtorch to brown the icing and serve with the clementine segments Preparation time less than 30 mins Cooking time no cooking required

First Day On Cherry Tap
i am so excited. it is my first day on cherry tap and i am already a cherry grunt. my daughter and my sister in law said it took them longer than that. i am enjoying the people i am meeting and the conversations.

Christmas Cake
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I have been a little down this past week or too so if I dont get back to you guys it is not you I just have not felt like being online I am having a ruff time with the holiday season due to the fact that on the 30th of this month it will be the two year aniversary that I lost my lil boy so I will get back to all of you as soon as I get over the emotions and stuff I am going through. God bless all of you and have a very merry christmas and a happy new year

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I am sick of everyone butting in my life. Its my life, stay the fuck out of it. To all ya'll on my friends list........if u have no idea what I'm talkin' bout, then this aint pointed toward u. The others, back the fuck off. I'm gonna do what I wanna do. I am trying to make me and my kids happy, and if that pisses u off, then go fuck urself. I dont give a rats ass anymore. I am tired of trying to pls everyone. Its my time. I'm takin time for myself and my kids. Its long over do. I cant pls all ya'll and I refuse to try anymore. Yeah I'm throwing away 7 years. Who fuckin cares. I'm not happy, my kids arent happy, and thats all that matters to me anymore. Our happiness. I'm tired of ppl flapping their lips on shit they no nothing about. Unless it involves u, stay the fuck out. And just to clarify something, I'm not out fuckin someone. Even if I was, it aint none of ur damn business, so back up, and stay out of my shit. I apologize to the ones reading this and r wonderi

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Well.. we got our pics today... yay! She's gettin so big and adorable... I guess what hurts the most is that I cant be there in her time of need... she's my little angel.... Well... christmas is 4 days away and i still havent done any shopping for anyone but domanic... Ive got him covered... thanks to the childsupport checks.... since his fuckstick of a father cant be bothered to buy him anything, i'll just use his money to buy domanic stuff ... i dont know what Im gonna get for my friends... if anything besides cards... blah... I wish I had a job... but oh well... I cant afford to have a job... does that make sense??? Actually if you all knew my perdictiment it would, Im one term away from being on academic probation and being kicked outta school... I have a 1.8gpa. I got the letter in the mail today. Merry fuckin christmas huh? All I want for christmas... blahIm feelin a little poetic right now... those who kno me well, know that 2 years ago, i used to write poems to cover my emot

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I think I want to be naked, laying waist deep in desire. Lost in the rhymes of words unsaid. Screaming only your name, and unable to utter a single sound. I think I want this to be more then just a dream. To shake off my fears and stand proud in my nothing. Its strange how these things play around out minds and make up do nothing but lay in wanting or seek. I do nothing. I wait to ask. But I still think I want to be naked.

I'm A Monster
You are Frankenstein! You are a sensitive and misunderstood creature. You are incredibly kind and more human than people who were created through natural means. But unfortunatly, you have a nasty revenge streak and therefore everyone is afraid of you. Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Hummmm
ok guys im still trying to figure all this out..grr but hey i will get it wach and see im just like that.lol just give me a lil bit and i will get it..i promise i will but anyways i think im going to like it once all is said and done. huggs and kisses to all

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Sometime I wake up at night, and can't go back to sleep. Sometimes I cry and don't know what is wrong. Sometimes, I feel like I can fight a room full of people. Sometimes I pray to God I had never been born. Sometimes I like to stop and look at the horizon. Sometimes I like to stay up all night doing nothing at all. Sometimes I wish I was someone else. Sometimes I think everyone is talking about me. Sometimes I talk to whoever is inside of me that answers back. Sometimes I wish I could fly away over the earth on a warm spring day. Sometimes I wish someone would break into my house, just to see what I would do to them. Sometimes I can't believe how far i've made it. Sometimes I can't stand to go on. Sometimes I dont know if i'm dreaming or not. Sometimes I change the ending of movies, because they aren't true anyways. Sometimes I remember how good things used to be. Sometimes I stare at strangers, to see who looks away first. Sometimes I wish I was not so weak. Sometimes I wish I could

Im Up For Sale!!
Here's the rules!! Put in the subject "I'm up for sale" and see who wants to own you The first people to leave you a MESSAGE. saying "I own you", owns you It's that simple p.s Repost because this is funny and surprising to see who gets you first! if u dont repost this you will have the worst day tommorow and message me wit your answer

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You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Angel For Little Aeliyah
Go to sleep my angel and dream Of heavenly places and heavenly faces You shall be missed, my angel but rest in peace In this world you could easily get hurt Don't fret my angel you are safe in God's arms He will take care of you And will always be with you Mortal dreams of riches, but my angel You are rich for eternal life So sleep now angel you are full of love and beauty We will all be with you soon Sweet dreams my angel When you wake up you'll know that Your dreams have come true An Angel to guide you on your way An Angel to brighten your day When you need an uplifting thought A hand to hold or to hug a lot An Angel to sit with you awhile An Angel to make you smile Our Angel knows our dented soul. The friend comes from an unknown source and soon we feel complete once more. An Angel to encourage and guide An Angel to stay by your side. Wings of a bird Wings of an angel. Wings of living things. When you died you were given wings to fly white

My Hidden Sexual Talent
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

What Will You Do
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Drink Myself Numb
settle in like a noose around my neck close off the life I once had drink myself numb passing out again all is said and done watch time stumble in I see that look in your eye feel the whip on my back unlink the chain of illusion slither in along the cracks but i cant look at your face cant see the soul within see the scars you cant erase freedom rings once again black night love affair simple minded fears sit alone and stare counting all the wasted years

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Ache For You My body aches for you and yearns for your touch You are my burning desire My inspiration whom I love so much Your kisses are so fine yet so sweet With my mouth my tongue to seek Lost in your eyes I am losing control Its your body I want to know You set my heart on fire, because you are my disire Sensations overflow Your kisses are so fine yet so sweet Tracing my skin with your tongue to seek You make me so wet as I am controlled by you Raising my hips to greet your flow Entering my body so smooth yet so slow I am in ecstasy, just to have you next to me Quivering and shaking with the love that we make, I am breathless and Its makes me so weak I breath for you, and you for me Look into my eyes search your soul and I will always be.

Drunk Idiots Christmas
The Drunk Idiots Christmas special is Friday Dec. 22nd @ 9:30pm EST featuring all three of the original Drunk Idiots. We'll be playing such classics as "Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa", "Holy Shit it's Christmas" and "I Got a Boner for Christmas." Tune in, chat and get drunk. www.thedrunkidiots.com

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Name A Drink
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Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Purity Test MY RESULT:Diiiiiirty Didn’t anyone ever tell you there’s more to life than booze and being bad and making out? Maybe you missed that day of school.On the eSPIN Purity Scale (patent pending), you score 2 Purity Points out of 6. Which makes you 33% pure, give or take a couple Irish car bombs. That’s a pretty rough way to go through life, don’t you think? Maybe you should try purifying yourself. Take a couple dozen hot baths, pet some orphaned puppies and call us in the morning. Take This Quiz!

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You Are a Tree You love every part of the holidays, down to the candy canes and stockings. And you're goofy enough to put a Christmas tree ornament on your tree! What Christmas Ornament Are You?

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How To Install Love!
HOW TO INSTALL LOVE Customer: I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first? CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located you HEART, ma'am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? CS Rep: What programs are running, ma'am? Customer: Let me see...I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It will remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those problems prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off, ma'am? Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tel

Nopi Nationals Motorsports Supershow
City , State Date Location Event ATLANTA AREA - HAMPTON, GA September 15 & 16 Atlanta Motor Speedway Drift Comp | Car Show About NOPI --> -->--> -->--> -->--> --> NOPI - Pronunciation: 'no-PEE - Function: adjective or noun - Date: late 20th century Etymology: Initially American English spoken among teenagers and youth adults. Usage spread through Europe, South America and Asia. Definitions: 1) an immersive, aspiring lifestyle centered on performance sports and participatory, high-energy entertainment. 2) Fashionable, sexy and beautiful. 3) Used as an intensive (A car NOPI fast). 4) Marked by deliberated emphasis ofacceptance and respect (A NOPI event). 5) Facilitating relief from commercialism and massiv eadvertising campaigns. 6) Producing an impression of being contemporary, innovative and stylish Founded in 1966, NOPI (Number One Parts, Incorporated) is one of the country's leading parts distributors in the $2.3 billion market for sport-compact

What Sexual Activity Will You Go To Jail For Come Find Out
amy will go to jail for ... Making lewd ginger bread men and giving them to carolers at Christmas 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

Hey Everyone
I just wanted to say hello, and see what everyone else is up to. Im sittin here at home in my boxers...just hangin out hopin for something to happen. Hopefully i will have a good reason to get the toys out tonight. Take a peek at my pics, tell me what you think, request something if you would like!! Send me a message or a shout if you want to talk!

Magenta
i see myself true tattered tired soul chasing love to make me whole chasin my love is lik e chasing the sea comes in with the tide then taken from me hastily, its wild , no one can claim it there but free, no one can shame it but i ashamed, give my heart away too easy do as im asked every time my love sees me i am magenta inside , feel like dying but my lover he cares not that im crying swallowing diamonds-the very core of ME is shattered as i lay here my pride bruised, my spirit battered put it to sleep, my soul, tired & tattered.

What Is Your Seduction Style
You are charming. You are very bright, and able to completely express yourself verbally. You have a lot of charisma and people are naturally attracted to you. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com

Irritating Shit
Okay I don't know wtf is up with the stach item but why the hell can't I delete my items or edit my titles even though it had the delete options and edit options on it. Its really fucking making me mad. Can someone explain this shit to me?

Christmas Party©
Any one that knows me knows I love suprises. Especially when I am the one giving the suprise...(evil grin). I pulled up in front of the house and walked to the door. Thank goodness a cool front had moved through. Nothing worse than trying to get into the Christmas spirit when its in the 70's outside. Although I admit it's kinda nice come febuary when we can go the the beach. The smell of fires burning in the cool crisp air and the mists of fog kissing everything. Light bathed the porch as she opens the door and steps out to greet me. "Merry Christmas" she breathes kissing me. Front my jacket pocket comes her suprise. It's a small red velvet box with a gold string bow. Now let me stop you right now and tell you,it is NOT a ring,sheesh. This is for tonights party. Opening the box a slightly confused look on her face make me smile. Looking into my eyes,hers suddenly brighten as she gets it. It's an egg. And I have the remote control...(mischevious grin). Leading her down the wa

Christmas In The South
Christmas in the South... In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You stupid Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"

Another Funny
Three Wise Men... Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates." The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's glasses. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carol's."

Im Sorry Baby
IM SORRY BABY I DONT LOVE U THAT WAY ONLY AS A FRIEND THESE R THE WORDS THAT HID THE STARS MADE CUPID'S ARROW BEND IM SORRY BABY YOU GOT TO GO IM THRU WITH YOU TONIGHT BUT THANK U FOR THE SERVICE YOU HAD SOME FUN TOO, RIGHT? IM SORRY BABY I CANT HOLD YOU I ONLY CRAVE THE FUN THANK U FOR THE PLEASURE YOU GOTTA LEAVE NOW HUN IM SORRY BABY FOR THE TEARS WWELLED UP IN YOUR EYES I CANT CONSOLE YOU BABY I CANNOT COMPRIMISE IF I WAS TO HEAR "I LOVE YOU" IT WOULD BE MY PARADISE ALAS, I LET THIS BOY BE MY HEARTS DEMISE NEXT TIME HE CALLS FOR ME IN SOME DESPARATE ATTEMPT I'LL SAY IM SORRY TOO HOPE HE TASTES MY CONTEMPT I HOPE ONE DAY HE'LL REALIZE WHAT HE LET SLIP AWAY & THINK TO HIMSELF I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO HOLD THAT GIRL TODAY!!!

What Is Your Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

You R
YOU R THE SONG OF THE THORNBIRD BEAUTIFUL, WITH DOOM HE SINGS HIS LAST AND NOW IS DEAD HIS EMPTY LIFE MY GLOOM YOU R THE SERPENT , ME , I AM EVE YOU OFFER TO ME JOY WRAP AROUND ME THEN TAKE LEAVE THE FOOLISH UNLEARNED BOY MY LONGING FOR YOU THE CHILD STARVED FOR AFFECTION THE CRAVING OF AN ANOREXIC TO A SWEET CONFECTION BUT YOU'RE A BOY, NOT A MAN YOU OFFER NO PROTECTION. STANDING WITH YOU IN SUMMER SHOWERS SO SOOTHING, THEN YOU LEAVE ME IN THE DRENCHING HARD, COLD RAIN I'VE LET MY HEART DECEIVE ME. AND IN THE SPRING YOU RETURN A "CHANGED MAN" BUT I'M CLEVER "WILL YOU TAKE ME BACK?" YOU ASK FROM MY LIPS, "NO, NEVER." BUT YOU R 1,000 RAINBOWS OF HOPE I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER. TAMMI

How Much Do U Know
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Truths
Truths Whatever It Is, It's God... There Is Nothing Wrong... There Is Nothing Right.... There Is Nothing To Learn... There Is Nothing To Find... There Is Nothing To Let Go Of. You Are Life And Life Is God And God Is ALL. Nothing Is Outside Of God... Nothing. So Hold Onto That And Be Free

Deception
DECEPTION SMILING LIPS & LYING EYES INNOCENSE TAKEN IN SWEET SURPRISE I LET HIS LUST B MY DEMISE MY YOUNG HEART BROKEN BY HIS LIES NO LONGER HIS VICTIM, I AM WISE NEVERMORE TO COMPROMISE OR BE DECEIVED BY SMILING LIPS & LYING EYES.

Christmas Really Isn't About Toys
Christmas Really Isn't About Toys Christmas really isn't about toys, However much we love them, young and old. Reductions in the fat of Christmas day In time restore its vigor and its health. So let us not display our absent wealth, Though children should have ample chance to play. More sweet and joyous music must be sung, And thoughts of peace and mercy make their way Silent and uncluttered through the noise.

First Time
Hello to all my brand new Cherry friends! I am a newbie here at CT and wanted to start figuring out this whole deal. So I know I sound like a total dooosh, but if anyone has any tips on how to make my page look cool, like every other page I've been to, or just to say hi, please stop by. Either way, hope to get a little love from you guys. Thanx!

Poem's And Writings
If I Could Let You Know by Max Guillen If I could let you know The star that used to be ours Doesn't shine anymore How much I miss the way you used to kiss The nights we shared filled with joy and bliss If I could let you know The soft warm breeze that used to blow around me Is now gone and cold If I could let you know The flowers in my way Don't bloom like before Ever since the destiny took you away If I could let you know How much I appreciate the time When we were one The days when you were mine When everything around us was filled with life We were louder than love But I guess the heavens from up above didn't accept us falling in love I guess we wasn't meant to be but why did you come to me? I guess the destiny is the one to blame If I could let you know That I love you and that I miss you My beautiful angel and that if we couldn't be in this crazy world together Someday I will be up there

More Bad Jokes
Q. How can you tell if you eat pussy well? A. You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a beard like an unwashed paintbrush. Q. Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? A. He did okay until his business fell off. Q. What's the best thing about marrying a woman with leprosy? A. She can only give you lip once! Q. If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on? A. The Captains Dinghy! Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like? A. Depends! Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to use it. Q. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A. To stop the snoring before it starts. Q. Why don't men have mid-life crises? A. They stay stuck in adolescence. Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature. Q. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he is God's gif

These 7 Words
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You."

Clarifying: Mayb I'm Right And Mayb I';m Wrong But Let Me Know............
Original Blog: http://cherrytap.com/blog.php?blogid=36664&pid=141259 I just read this fellowing Blog on a new Friends page. It is both Very Touching & thought out. Our Leaders in Washington should take lessens from him. I want to thank Big Daddy for allowing me to reblog this onto my page. Here is his blog without any editing!! ----------------------------------------------- I agree that the original author does not have a good grasp on the English Language. If fact, it sounds like he (I assume he) is trying to sound like a red-blooded American hick. However, the point that is being made should be clarified. The United States was founded on some of the basic principles that we take for granted today. The most common one is religion. This is a country mostly made up of immigrants or decendants there of. It was established by European immigrants and has since included natives and immigrants from all over the globe. This is still true today. Anytime tha

You Are
You're the sunshine in my day The stars that guide my nights You're the angel in my dreams And the beauty that life brings You're the missing piece of my heart and soul You're the one that my heart beats for You're my love and so much more As time marches on I know our time is near Our hearts will beat together Living happily forever The love we share is beautiful It's passionate and rare It truely is a miracle It's totally remarkable So, my love when you get down Think of how much love we share Think of everything that we've been through The hurdles that brought us here Because our love keeps getting stronger As each moment passes by That when we are together We'll know that it's forever © Tammy Reed December 2006

Sorry I Know Some Of These Are Too Crude !
Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A. A love call. Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill? A. Leave the plunger in the toilet. Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor? A. By the ears. (Lick her) Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? A. No ball room Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A. The position of the dirt bag. Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A. Doughnuts. Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? A. 100 people who don't do dick. Q. What do attorneys use for birth control? A. Their personalities. Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? A. 45 lbs. Q. Why does a dog lick its penis? A. Because it can't make a fist. Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting. Q. How do you teach a blond math? A. Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her. Q. What di

Bondage
Saw this on a friend's bulletin (yay Harleyandheels) and had to took it. Yes, I am into bondage, but let me share a little of what bondage is about before you cast your judgement. Bondage is about absolute trust. It's about going to a level of intimacy beyond anything you've ever experienced before. It's about giving yourself so completely to another human being that you abandon all sense of self and just lose yourself in them. Bondage is not just leather and chains and being all trussed up like a steer at a rodeo. Those things are for people who like S&M as well as bondage. For the rest of us, there are padded handcuffs, ribbons and silk ropes. These things are designed to enhance pleasure and stimulation. Most of them are easy to get out of if you start to feel uncomfortable. It's all about the tease, and pushing your senses to the limit. We're so busy in today's world, and so used to instant gratification, that we've lost the art of foreplay. It's

Daughter Of The Goddess, Part 3
I am a daughter of the Goddess! I am my Mother's daughter: I am the Crone. No hag, to torment and frighten. I am the Beauty of Wisdom, of time spent learning the lessons of Maiden and Mother. I am the Keeper of the Cauldron of Life, gently guiding all in the fullness of time to their rest. Peace, and Rest, until called forth to continue the Journey of Ages. I am the Bringer of Death in it's Season. A dread Companion at the end, I escort one and all to the Cauldron, with whispers of Wisdom within their minds. A gentle request,"You have earned your Rest. Be at Peace." I am a daughter of the Goddess! I am my Mother's daughter. Maiden, Mother, Crone: all three in flux, flowing with the ebb and flow of life's journey. Never completely one or other, all three in dynamic balance. All lessons flow, one to the other, never forgotten. I am a daughter of the Goddess! I am my Mother's daughter. So I say! So it is! Blessed be.

**my Soldier**
**MY SOLDIER** I need a soldier that’s not scared to stand up for me One that doesn’t play games, himself he can just be. I need a soldier that wears his heart on his sleeve One that in true love, he can make me believe. I want a soldier that stands out in a crowd He screams of personality, not cocky but proud. I want a soldier that tough on the outside, passionate on the in He’s a gentleman w/ a purple heart to show where he’s been. I need a soldier that captivates me with his intellect mind Intrigues me in conversating by keeping up, never falling behind I need a soldier that can camouflage with the best of them He’s more than meets the eye, such a rare to find gem. I want a soldier that is in a category all his own A king of hearts that touches lives of those he’s known. I want a soldier that is a one woman kind of man Not interested in having himself a one night fan. I need a soldier that’s built to last He can balance living life in realms of slow and f

Taiwan
Taiwan I was just informed that I am most likely to get laid in Taiwan, on a trampoline. Wow!! And here I was thinkin there was NO hope! Isnt that some comforting news I thought I had enough of a problem before, now I have to travel to Taiwan? Thats insane! Do I have to take someone with me? If I show up and find a trampoline, do I just hang out and wait for someone to pounce??Where is this so called trampoline? If I bought a trampoline would I still have to go to or is the reason I have to go to Taiwan because thats where the trampoline is? Who's in charge here? It's not very promising if you have to get a passport for sex..it better be some hardcore amazing, unforgetable sex. Anyone want to come to Taiwan with me? http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=44

Daughter Of The Goddess, Part 2
I am a daughter of the Goddess! I am my Mother's daughter: I am the Mother. I carry our hope, the next generation, within my body. With Joy, I birth my young ones and nurture them at my breast. I am Strength of Will, defending and protecting those within my care. Protecting, yet permitting choice. All learn from the lessons, from the choices made. Choice equals knowledge equals growth along the Journey!

Becoming A More Sensitive You
A list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch. 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No f______ way. 5) TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh__ing me! 6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__. 7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem. 8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the f___? 9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work. 10) TRY SAYING: I'

Gift (christmas Poem)
Preasent under the tree A gift for you from me Something to show I care It's not a teddy bear Nor a box of candy But may come in handy When you are feeling blue I will give you some clues Didn't come from Big Mart Instead straight from the heart With it you won't be rich Still, you will love this gift Just unwrap the tiny bow Peak inside and you'll know There's a note wrapped with love It reads, good for one hug

Daughter Of The Goddess, Part 1
I am a daughter of the Goddess! I am my Mother's daughter: I am the Maiden. Offspring of the Mother am I. Intuitive, curious, filled with wonder at the Glory of Life. The Journey begins with lessons at my Mother's knee; in fields, forests and meadows, my tutors are all around me. Blood marks my passage into the Circle of Mysteries. I am strong, gentle, demure, sensual, exploring life in its fullness. I enter into the Mysteries, exploring the depths of my femaleness. Sensual, sexual; with exploration, fascination, jubilation. A feeling of great Power and Strength grows deep within me. All is knowledge! All is possibility!

What Kills Me
What is killing me so bad inside is seeing my big brother like this. He is my everything. My father left us when we were kids so Jake took care of me and made sure that I was safe. Why could not not make sure that he was thats night? Why did the driver have to drink? Why did the driver walk away and my brother has to live in a wheelchair? When I saw Jake before he they did sugery he just keeped on looking up to mom I did not thing bad mommy I swear. Its just to much for my family to take on. I would give anything to take the pain from him and his place. He's so younge only 26 plays every thing that he can. I just dont know how to feel or what to do. I want my big brother. *Holly Ann*

Kinkiness. Lol
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Bondage83%Whips75%Blind Folds75%Biting42%Blood33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

All About Me ! Me! Me!!!!
I JUST WANTED TO SAY WHAT A VERY WARM WELCOME YOU HAVE GIVEN ME:0) AND I WANTED TO WISH YOU THE MOST BLESSED YULE POSABLE,MAY THE GODDESS KEEP YOU IN HER LIGHT.. AND HELP YOU ALONG YOUR LIFE'S PATH...... BLESSED BE

Christy Ann
So tell me what it is you are thinking, And I will tell you how I feel. Tell me what you are thinking And I’ll show a man that’s real. Tell me what you want, Tell me your desire. Is it ok if I touch your heart? Will you let me find a way to light your fire? How about kisses from head to your toe? I'll run my hands down to special places? Or is that too much from the start? Close your eyes and tell me what it is that you feel. Are the Goosebumps still there? Is it surreal? What about your muscles? Are they tense? Is your sweet and delicious flower contracting? Or is it slowly becoming relaxed as you become warmer on the inside? Mmmmm hmmm.... daaayum.... TO BE CONTINUED:......

Too Much Time On His Hands.
This Guy Has Way Too Much Time On His Hands... This gentleman lives in St. Louis, Mo. and each year at Christmas he decorates his home and synchronizes the lights with music. This must literally take him months! The video is a little blurry and slow at first, but watch the entire thing...it's a hoot at the end! This just blows me away!!! Wouldn't you hate to be the neighbor that lives across the street??? LMAO

My Musical (d)evolution Into A Drummer
This is the condensed version of my musical performance (lack of) background. When I was in fourth grade (no I do not remember what age that is), I sang in the Choir at my Congregation. I had to quit due to my voice cracking (Yay puberty!). When I started Middle School (Jr. High 7th grade). I played cello in the school's orchestra (I wanted bass, but I didn't get one in the "lottery"). I played for a year and was pretty decent, but I got a bit distracted with guitar near the end of the school year. I quit the next year when I was told I could not join jazz band since "Cellos don't play jazz" (according to the director of the jazz band...). I kept noodling with the guitar, mostly playing bass lines until I was 16 and used the money I made from an internship at a metal shop to get my first Electric Bass. It was a 5-string Dean Edge in transparent red with a wicked pointy headstock. My dear sweet Grandmother named it "El Diablo" and the name fit perfect. I owned 2 other basses

Picture Perfect!
The morning is full calm and serene. She steps into the cool, soft sand. Her body mind and soul are at ease. Harmoniously she thinks to herself; This is as perfect as a dream. She stares across the golden sand. Aimlessly she walks to the glistening water’s edge, And a warm cup of coffee in hand. Standing there with every passing wake, Tiny grains of sand soothingly slip from under her feet. The wind peacefully glides through her silk vanilla robe. Truly the moment is anything but frantic. Gently in the mist of the sweet, She’s joined by her lover. Wrapped in loving wings, Surely this is a moment not be taken for granted. Suspended in a world that is their own. In which melancholy is forever rejected. The two lovers make this space and time their throne. A picture is worth a thousand words, And if you were to look at them, You would say so too. With her head cradled between his shoulder and cheek, He whispers to her t

A Little About Myself.
I'm a middle aged bachelor who is using the internet to expand my social contact during the winter. I spent some time on the West Coast trying to get into show business. My "Agent" screwed things up for me. A business deal was negotiated on my behalf many years ago. The problem is that it was an open ended agreement, so they can take their time to honor it. Need I say more? I'm looking for that special friend, maybe she'll be here.

Rewarded For A Heroic Act
I was in the middle of an awesome sex dream when all of a sudden it's interrupted. BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP "Engine 61, Truck 61, Battalion 8. Structure Fire, 21853 La Palma, reports of smoke showing." I jump out of bed, my hard on still semi hard from my dream. I throw on my turnouts and climb into my seat on the truck. I start to wake up and recognize the address. It's an apartment complex that we usually get called out for a medical aid on OD's. We arrive on scene to see 2 upstairs end units full engulfed. We meet with the families who are in the courtyard who tell us that no one's in the burning units, but that they don't see their next door neighbor. Me and another firefighter mask up, and make our way up to the second floor. We force open the door to the unit next to the involved 2 end units, and thick smoke rolls out, but no flame and not that much heat. Upon searching the unit, I find you passed out, but still breathing, in your room like you were moving towards the door. M

Static X-permanence
Everything is as cold as ice Everything is as dead as life Take another as screaming eyes Take another as curled up cries of Shallow Hating Vision Fading Permanence it's Permanence it's Permanence it's Permanence it's gone Scarred and scared you crawl across Everything is as no one thought and Echoes cover your spirit size Echoes ring on your sweating cries Sacred rituals i comply Cold and curdled are my insides but Everything is as this surprise Everything is as curled up cries of -------------- Static-X - PermanenceMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com

A Great Day
After about 2 1/2 months of my kid and I at each others throat, we finally had a great day. Maybe and hopefully we r heading for a turn about! Or maybe it's just him being a christmas break. I'm gonna lean towards the turn about for us. I know alot of our problems r that he is 15 going on 30, or that is what he thinks. Just hope I servive the next couple of yrs and then I know we can become close again like we have always been. Well, I hope to be able to figure this cherry tap out soon, so I can start sending out graphics to my friends too. LOL Talk at u laterz, Joycee'

Sex Workout
Having sex is yet another great past time for burning up those unwanted fat producing calories... REMOVING CLOTHES With partner's consent... 12 calories Without partner's consent... 187 calories UNHOOKING BRA Using two calm hands... 7 calories Using one trembling hand... 36 calories GETTING INTO BED Lifting partner... 1.5 calories Dragging partner along floor... 16 calories Using skateboard... 3 calories ACHIEVING ERECTIONS For normal healthy man... 2.5 calories Losing erection... 14 calories Searching for it... 115 calories PUTTING ON CONDOM With erection... 1.5 calories Without erection... 300 calories INSERTING DIAPHRAGM If the woman who does it is: Experienced... 6 calories Inexperienced... 73 calories If a man does it... 650 calories Add five calories for retrieving it from across the room. POSSIBLE INTERCOURSE SIDE EFFECTS Bouncing... 7 calories Sliding around... 9 calori

Mild Next To Some Of Mine ! Lol
Passion explodes in our dance of desire You beauty ignites my inner fire And your eyes seduce my soul I am drawn to you by their pull To make you feel ecstasies high Kiss you in places and make you sigh Feel you squirm as in my tongue you delight See you surrender and give in all fight Animal impulses drive us to buck and grind Passion over takes us and leaves us blind To fate and to cares of this world of sin We are lost me in you since you let me in Now we remain locked in our love embrace Feel the orgasms as our hearts race Sweet nectars of our love flow long and deep You ensnare me with love I am yours to keep We remain me in you though our love grinds done We kiss deep and hold and stay there as one I love you is whispered a sweet pleasing sound One heart, one soul, one unending love found By R. Thomas Dinsmore

None
Just wanted to say Happy Holidays to all my friends, fans, and family. You all have shown me A great deal of love and respect, and I try to show each and every one of you the same. So, keep rocking and remember I am your friend and here to help anyway I can. Merry Christmas, and A safe New Years.

Weird Horoscopes
ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding TAURUS Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss. GEMINI Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet. CANCER You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered. LEO The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living

Damned?
Some nights I lay here and wonder why I was cursed to love. Why was I given a heart capable of so much love when it has no outlet, no one to bestow it upon... Everyone I care for is either taken or doesn't want my affection. I feel as though I were damned...destined to be alone...

Dear Baby,
Dear Baby You were wished for, wanted, and loved. Though I never held you, I loved you with a deep love. You died before you were born and our eyes never met. I miss that I never got to see your face or hold your little hands, or nurse you close to my heart. I miss not feeling your movements and if it weren’t for the pain, it would be as if you were never there. But I felt your presence, my dear little boy. And I weep as I write this in honor of you. I’ve had many dreams; dreams of what you look like and how happy you are in heaven. And although your smile was never seen, you have made a profound impact in our lives. You have changed us in ways we never imagined. You have made us want to go to heaven, because I now see that it is the only place where true happiness dwells. We didn’t see your first steps or hear your first word, but your spirit echoes in our lives everyday. Because of you I am a better mother, because of you I’m a better wife. With great grief comes great ch

My Little One
My Little One When I noticed the change of my body, I suspected that there was something inside of me, a tiny little one. Two months passed by it confirmed, that you were growing inside of me. I was excited and so was your Daddy, Our hearts jumped with happiness and joy. We were a little apprehensive of how our lives would be, But we loved you very much from the moment, We knew you were there growing. And then one day unexpected night came, I noticed that something was wrong, Blood spot came out scared but calm. I went to sleep but cramps woke me up, Bleeding was present red in colour. Your Dad took me to the Midwifery Care, I lied down on the table scared and hopeful. The Midwife looked for you but you weren’t there. I put my hands on my tummy to feel your home, But it wasn’t there where it was supposed to be. I couldn’t accept that you were gone, We listened to your heartbeat with Doppler, But never heard your heartbeat. I was devastated. The mid

Untitled (poem About Miscarriage)
My eyes long to see you Now you behold Him My arms ache for you Now you know perfect love My ears yearn for your voice Now you sing His praises. I desire to feed you Now you will never know hunger. I anticipated the pitter-patter of your feet Now you play at His pierced ones. I dreamed of years of love and laughter Now you will never know pain. I longed to watch you grow and develop Now you are perfect. This isn't how I planned but I know He loves you and me. By Monique Stam

I'm Glad I'm A Woman
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don't brag to my buddies about my erections. I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions. I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown. And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down! I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt. My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut. And I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch, or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch. I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind. I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind! I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing. I don't have body hair like shag carpeting. It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back. When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack. And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb. I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome. Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side. I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride! A

Never Wrap With Cats
you know its really hard to wrap a persent with two cats attacking each other and my box whiched i wraped and putting holes in my paper gezzz hopefully blake will get his robot with wraping paper on it i spent $214.00 on him he better like what i got him

There Has Been A Death In The Family--poem
There has been a death in the family. There has been a death in the family. No eulogy, no coffin, No funeral, no black. And yet, there has been a death in the family. No undertaker, no hearse, No cemetery, no grave. And yet, there has most assuredly been a death in the family. No belly, no fullness No lifeline, no baby. There has been a death in the family. By Linda Wasmer Smith

I'm Glad I'm A Man
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts. I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west. I don't get wasted after only 2 beers, and when I do drink I don't end up in tears. I won't spend hours deciding what to wear. I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair. And I don't go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from every direction. I don't whine in public and make us leave early, and when you ask why get all bitter and surly. I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing. I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring. I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back. I don't carry our differences into the sack. I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you or think every guy out there's trying to steal you. I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too. I know what the time is and I know what to do. And I honestly think i

Vote For My Beautiful Friend Mel
ladies and gents my freind mel needs yalls help to wint a beauty contest please have kind hearts and give her the best love you can http://www.insearchoftheworldsmostbeautifulwoman.com/profile.php?Contestant=2262

So Stupid!
The Motherfucking dumb ass drug store lost our fuckin meds that we droped off this morning that stabelizes the damn abses in my moms lungs....shes gota have it tomorrow morning....and when i went to get it today..They have no record what so ever of getting it....or no record of her at all, Im so mad and frustrated and fucking pissed off i could scream. All the stupid lil girl did was say 'im sorry its not here nothing i can do' ok...i understand she cant do anything about it...BUT....shes the one that took the damn thing this morning and said it would be ready in three hours! The hospital wrote this and we got no idea what actual doctor wrote it...soooo ya this is gonna be fun trying to go up there early and explain...but nothing we can do about that, this is necessary. People fucking suck.

Fyi For The Guys
Guys always want to know what bra size girls with large breasts wear, but guess what, bra size means nothing. It varies from brand to brand and I don't mean just a bit. I can wear a size 40FF in one brand of bra, but in others I wear a 40K. So bra sizes aren't universal! Sorry, I'm just so tired of explaining that to people...

The Word. (zero)
Word drops every tone hears its echo A meeting place for all ye faithful to the newest, hottest manger on the block in the newest, hottest neighborhood new jesus drinks here, come bear thy fruit of your youth another night! Bring ye silver and gold! afterwards we will eat and talk about how alive the new faith is. tomorrow we will feel used and tired, with emptier pockets than soul. but isnt saturday the best? the word is "pointless." document that and move forward. no one is famous and famous is a cage for entrapment and no fun. the burger you just ate was famous. he was on tv last night. the king in the mask offered you his flesh. famous eh? the word is "pointless." the new faith argues its position, and its point is less than ONE. the word is:

All I Do
All I do is get hurt... I need directions on how to bring happiness back into my life. I SWEAR! Some day... i'll be someone's everything... some day I'll wake up without tears... some day... I'll KNOW i'm the most important person in someones' world. Just NOT today... So for now... let the tears flow...

New Fears
Now the news shows horrid images and gang violence in the suburbs in order to scare the yuppies into the city. Now is the time to spin topics and to arrest the attention of the well to do sheep into the bigger, better barn. a new city for the old sheep moneyblonde marriage. hooray for big brother! hooray? i say Why? why the new white flight? why the old ways floe into the neu? why the incredible ignorance brainwash? why is this world bigger than one ? tens of millions of one lacking one. like fluid into the oil all one love but separate ears peaking. just get along while the mayoral kingpins give support. why only once? ok its done. ears popped and its time now for a new morning.

Get So High!!!
How does one get so high in the cherry tree (if you want to call it that) I have been on since august and I have seen people who joined after that are already at level 20 and higher.... how do they do it? Can some please tell me how. thanks

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Yule Traditions This is the origins of just a few of the traditions a lot of people still use today. Advent Wreath: Although Advent initially came form the Lutherans, many religious sectors adopted the tradition and adapted its function to suit their own purposes. Traditionally, the wreath is made of evergreens with four candles ensconced within, and its ritual begins four Sundays before Christmas. A candle is lit each Sunday and burns throughout the week to welcome the "light of the world." On the fourth Sunday, all four candles burn together in welcome. Bells: A throwback to the ancient Pagans, festival participants originally rang bells to drive away the demons that surfaced during the cold, dark time of the year. The Christian bible, however, stated that people should "...make a joyful noise to the Lord." Since the tinkle of bells seemed to fit the bill, the tradition of bell ringing during the holiday season survived and still remains intact today. Bird's Yule Tree:

Merry Christmas 2006
Christmas Time again! This time it's a little better because I will be getting a Real Trailer! Some might say Big Deal! Well here's the Stitch;I'm 6'3" 260 and I've lived in a Travel Trailer for 4 Years!! My last one is a 27' Fold out Prowler,talk about Close Quarters! Well my Real Trailer is a 1Br,1Bth with a nice size Bathroom compared to a Bathroom Built for small children,I'll be a lot happier! Now I won't be embarrassed ta invite someone over.

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It's so much better When everyone is in Are you in? It's so much better When everyone is in Are you in? Ooh ooh Are you in? You ooh Are you in? It's so much better When everyone is in Are you in? It's so much easier When sea foam green Is in fashion You you, oh Are you in? You ooh ooh ooh Are you in? Are you are you are you Are you are you are you Are you are you are you Are you are you are you Are you are you are you Are you are you are you (Everybody everybody in) (Ooh ooh ooh) You ooh Are you in? You ooh Ooh ------------------ Incubus Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure

Surgery
here we go....."a very sexually active 40-something walks into a plastic surgeons office. she explains that she like sex and would like her pussy lips reduced since they are well fucked and flappy. she embareassingly tells the doctor, " i dont want anyone to know about this can you promise me your utmost discretion?" the doctor says that " NO ONE will know". so after the procedure she awakes and finds three roses placed next to her on the bed. she very angrily asked the doctor, "i thought you said no one would know, where did these come from"? the doctor said" calm down miss, no one knows, the first one is from me, my wife had the same operation done several months ago, she said that it had hurt, the second was from the nurse, after watching the procedure for the fisrt time she felt for you, " "and the third" she said?", arms crossed, " well the third was from a burn patient upstairs to say thanks for the new EARS."

Afternoon Delight
Afternoon Delight I cannot get my mind off of you. Every time I am alone in thought, I am in thought of you. The pictures in your profile...your letters to me describing your desires...what you like...all the same as me. The thought of our bodies against each other... the pleasure we would share...the passion we would envelope from one another. I LOVE when a gal goes down on me and means it. When she sucks me to pleasure me. A woman who knows how to bring me to my knees in pleasure. You describe this as You, and you love pleasing your man, as much as I love to please my woman. As I finish my dayshift, I decide not to change out of my uniform, and I drive as fast as I can to your house. You are waiting for me at your door, and smile when you see me still dressed in my full gear. The moment we are behind closed doors I grab you by the back of your head, pull you to me and french kiss you deeply. While my tongue explores your mouth, I free your beautiful tits from your blouse and b

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December Magick Winter Solstice, one of the four minor Witches' sabbats, is celebrated on or around December 21. Also known as Yule (which comes from the Norse Jul meaning "wheel"), this Sabbat marks the longest night of the year. Traced back to an ancient Norse solstice festival, it originally marked the rebirth of the Sun God from the Earth Mother. It also marks the death of the Holly King, God of the Waning Year, by the Oak King, God of the Waxing Year. The Christian version of the Sun's rebirth lives on in the Nativity story. However, the birth day of Jesus wasn't a fixed holiday in the Christian church until A.D. 279 when it was officially designated to coincide with midwinter. Yuletide Traditions The festivities of the Yule season make it a favorite of the year for many people throughout the world. It is governed by a wealth of Pagan traditions and centuries-old superstitions. The Scottish have a tradition of keeping the Corn Maiden (the last handful reaped at harv

The Cabin Get Away
They go to a small log cabin up in the mountains for the weekend. They drive up the old dirt road that led to the rustic cabin, which is deep in amongst a forest of pine. The trees surrounded the cabin; covering it like a blanket. You can see the mountain peaks take over the sky which is a dimming gray-silver tone of snow clouds. As they pulled into the driveway the clouds seem to open up and small flakes start to fall from the heavens. He gets out of the car and comes around the back in of the car around to her side; he opens the door for her and taking her by the hand helping her out of the car. He reveals to her a single white rose. Looking in his eyes a feeling came over her that she hasn't felt in years. The feeling of falling in love again. He awakened apart of her that she thought had gone away. As she steps out of the car the bitter wind hits her pale peach face and she shivers. The wind seemed to whisper his name to her soul. He wraps his arms around her; they start up t

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I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even tho

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You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Days Of Power
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Whispers of love down the corridors of time. Gentle lover, loyal companion, beloved Warrior of old. Sadness, grief; great longing for a life, a love snuffed out before its prime. Misty dreams awakened of long ago, in a land beyond my reach. Goddess and God; love and loss; life, death, then life regained. Friends, lovers from a distant past, brought forward into Now. Bittersweet surprise of love recalled; the sudden pain of remembered loss. A fleeting glimpse of what was once, so far away. Joy with sorrow; a love pursued, held true across the centuries. I treasure the warm glow of knowing, I hold you always and forever within my Heart. (Written 10/10/06 at 1 a.m.)

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MOM - JOB DESCRIPTION This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, no one would have done it!!!! POSITION: Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Ma JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to pri mitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES: The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the

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Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Beliefs And Customs Of Wicca
BELIEFS AND CUSTOMS OF WICCA Not every Wiccan will subscribe to all of these points, but generally they are representative. 1. The divine Spirit is present in all creatures and things: people, animals, plants, stones... 2. The ultimate creative force manifests in both feminine and masculine modes; therefore it is often symbolized as the Goddess and The God. 3. In some covens, both are celebrated equally. In others, The Goddess is given precedence or even celebrated without reference to the God. 4. All Goddesses and Gods are aspects of The Goddess and The God. The aspects most popular in Wicca are the Triple Goddess of the Moon (Maiden, Mother and Crone) and the Horned God of death and rebirth. 5. Reincarnation and karma are valid concepts. Upon death one goes to a state of rest and reflection, and eventually chooses where and when s/he will be reborn. 6. Magick is pract

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I had a conversation with a friend earlier today that seemed like friendly chit chat at the time, but after talking to her I seemed to be in a better mood. I think the reason for this is we were talking about goals and the future in general. That got me thinking. The best way I can explain it in with an analog. I'm siting here in my house right now, and it has a history. It was built in 1979, back in the days of Cheap Trick and gasoline shortages. A bulldozer came in and leveled off the land and a foundation was poured on solid ground. The house was built and remodeled a few times over the past 17 years. I bought it in 1992. I myself built a sun blind over the back deck and remodeled the kitchen. Wind, rain and snow have beat on the exterior and kids, adults, and pets have wore on the inside. All these things have shaped my home and made it what it is today. It stands shaped by these events, yet the bulldozer, the weather, and even some of the pets and people are gone. My point

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Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Death Penalty
i have a question How do u feel about the death penalty? now....if u knew some of the reasons that people have been executed and how many innocent people have died on death row would u feel the same way? a man died becuz he raped someone and then attempted to murder them...he DIED becuz of this! then you have some people that died becuz they raped someone....should these people have died for the crimes that they did? do you know how many women are on death row? there are 52 women on death row. the military have their own death row..and right now they have 7 men waiting to be executed...6 of them are black men. i live about an hour away from where they execute WOMEN in pa..and not to much farther away from where they execute the men. in pa we only have the lethal injection, but did u know that they still give people the gas chamber and STILL HANG PEOPLE? there are a total of 3500 people right now in different states that are waiting to die....yes some of these crimes are

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MAGICK & WICCA The Wicca Handbook by Eileen Holland ************************************** Magick is love. All magick should be performed out of love. The moment anger or hatred tinges your magick you have crossed the border into a dangerous world, one that will ultimately consume you. - Scott Cunningham ***************************************** Magick itself is neutral, a tool: like a hammer, it can be used to smash or to build. Intent is what colors it. White magick is a term to describe that which is positive, constructive or helpful; black magick that which is negative, destructive or harmful. If you have a business and you work spells to make it prosper, that's white magick. Doing spells to destroy your competition would be black magick. These are not racial terms: good and evil, dark and light, are other words which can be used to express this same concept. Why black and white, not some other colors? To

Lookin For Applicants!
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! (Give me at least three days to process your application) lol 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? Do u swallow? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take picture

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Yule Tradition And History
Yule Traditions and History 1 Yule is the Anglo-Saxon word for the festival of the Winter Solstice. It comes from the original 'Iul' meaning 'wheel'. In the old Almanacs, the symbol of a wheel was used to mark Yuletide. The idea behind this is that the year turns like a wheel, The Great Wheel of the Zodiac, The Wheel of Life, of which the spokes are the old ritual occasions. The winter solstice, the rebirth of the Sun, is a particularly important turning point. According to the Bardic Tradition, the winter solstice was called 'Alban Arthan' by the Druids. It was then that the Chief Druid cut the sacred mistletoe from the Oak, a custom that still lingers with our use of mistletoe for Christmas decoration. It is interesting to note that Mistletoe is usually banned from churches at Christmas, because of it's Pagan association. However, at one time, there used to be a different tradition at York Minister. Stukeley, an eighteenth-century writer noted that on Christmas Eve, they carrie

It Will
It Goes On Don’t worry even if it’s goodbye Accept anything Even if it’s hurting Don’t break Even if there’s too much of an ache Take all the world could give So what’s life to live? It’s all misery And weary I’ll say: try your best and live life to the fullest Forget the past Say it’s the last Then you move on Life will go on

Influenced By Words
With rivers flowing down her cheeks and thunder cursing through her veins. With never ending heartache and continuously building pain. Running thorugh the streets, screaming in the park, "I know you never loved. Without me you're better off". Of course he never loved me, I'm but a useless screwed up kid. But I'm not sure what I'll do without him, he was my reason to live. He got away with more than anyone, scared me more then ever before. But I made just one simple mistake, our relationships no more. I always knew this was bound to happen. I was only chasing a dream. Nothing's ever right for me, This is just another scene. I'm sitting in my room and I think of what you said, "I don't care what you did goodbye", I knew he never cared. All those nights wasted, all that credit that I burned. I should have been more careful, you're just anopther lesson to learn. Babe my heart is bleeding, you promised not to hurt me. You said you hated fighting, I was right, I'm not

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We traveled the world on separate paths stealing glances between the trees and sharing moments from afar Though our voices could call out in comfort our hands could never touch and no matter how dear or true our hearts might have been they could never beat as one As we moved along two lives in parallel we swapped stories on quiet nights and bared ourselves like never before we marched forward pushing through tragedy and triumph with a constant eye to the path beyond aching for what awaited through the howling trees Though we picked up fellow travelers and bonded with other souls the face beyond the trees haunted us both But as two lives in parallel doomed never to meet we made our own happiness and found our own dreams while waiting for the two paths to meet Yet, even as we wished on every star for our roads to intersect we knew we could be in the arms of another unable to share the desired embrace Still, no cruel twist of fate could keep our two soul

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Gift Wrapping Tips for Men This is the time of year when we think back to the very first Christmas, when the Three Wise Men -- Gaspar, Balthazar, and Herb -- went to see the baby Jesus and, according to the Book of Matthew, "presented unto Him gifts; gold, frankincense, and myrrh." These are simple words, but if we analyze them carefully, we discover an important, yet often overlooked, theological fact: there is no mention of wrapping paper. If there had been wrapping paper, Matthew would have said so: "And lo, the gifts were inside 600 square cubits of paper. And the paper was festooned with pictures of Frosty the Snowman. And Joseph was going to throweth it away, but Mary saideth unto him, she saideth, 'Holdeth it! That is nice paper! Saveth it for next year!' And Joseph did rolleth his eyeballs. And the baby Jesus was more interested in the paper than the frankincense." But these words do not appear in the Bible, which means that the very first Christmas gifts were N

Lmao
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize? The man replied," "These are Carols." And So The Holiday Season Begins....

What Is Love
what is love? love is a word, a word thats a feeling a feeling so wonderful and great but what happends when things turn to hate love gets twisted and ripped from the heart now all you have left is what you had from the start love.. just a word

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Holiday Eating Tips-Part 2 6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do.This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog. 7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again. 8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or,if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more thanone dessert? Labuor Day? 9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean,

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Health Each sign has a part of the anatomy attached to it, making this the area of the body that is most sensitive to stimulation. The anatomical areas for Aries are the head, face, brain and upper teeth. Ruling Planet The Ruling Planet for Aries is Mars. This powerful planet rules ambition, force, power, competition, animal nature, desire, sexual energies, war, tools, violence and courage. Color The color of choice for Aries is red. Gemstone Aries' star stone is the diamond. Lucky Numbers Aries' lucky numbers are 1 and 9. Compatibility Aries are most compatible with fellow Aries, Leo and Sagittarius. Opposite Sign The opposite sign of Aries is Libra. The Perfect Gift The best gifts for an Aries are athletic items, clothing or things work-related. Likes Coming in first, championing causes, initiating, taking action. Dislikes Waiting, admitting error, tyranny, dependent people. House Natural sign of the First House. This house focuses on beginnin

Why Lies Can Be Bad
Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life it was on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have a clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well, I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night

All True Things :)
Holiday Eating Tips-Part 1 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like

Have A Merry & A White C Hristmas
Bing Crosby White Christmashttp://www.soundclick.com/stations/stations.cfm?id=394099 Check Out This Christmas Internet Radio Station - The Santa Clause Rock You Just Have To Join This Station CLICK on The Above Picture To Join Us CLICK HERE To Check Out " The Santa Clause Rock - Internet Radio Station"

Im An Aries And This Is My Sexuality!
Your sexuality is hot and intense. Like a blowtorch, you heat up rapidly and like a firecracker, you explode in a blaze of fire and sparks. You love the unorthodox and the unusual in sexual encounters and you are not afraid to go after what you want. Ruled by Mars, the god of warriors, you are straightforward and uncomplicated in the pursuit of your desires. Pursuit is the key word here. You love the thrill of the chase and thrive on the smell of danger. You avidly respond to the challenge of dominating some new quarry. The downside of this is that, without constant stimulation, you become rather bored with what you perceive to be conquered territory. Your Ram's ego must be constantly fed—and the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence! You are a sucker for anything new and exciting, especially anything ego-boosting. You also love to initiate others into the pleasures of some new experience. The merest sniff of nubile virginity seeking awakening sends you int

My Love..
i find myself asking this certain question, is being in love really a blessing? i really hope so cause i'm there, now living life as if it treats me fair, i found you and don't want to let you go, all i can do is learn how to show, you've been hurt a lot this i've heard, i'm not like the rest, you are my bird i'll come to you sober and straight, just hope your loves true, not fake, i'm opening my heart as far as it can be, because when i'm with you i feel free, i'm so addicted to you, i can't get enough, but this being away from you is so tough i'll do what i have to do, just hope in the end i'm with you.

What Guys Need To Realize
Body: A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he prayed :- "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies". God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home ..... picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw money to pay the electricity and telephone bills. He drove to the electricity company and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. By then it was already 1:00 pm, so he hurried

Own Enemy
Some say third times the charm but that’s not true, im my moms third kid, you know how many problems they’ve had with me, you know how many times ive been let down, you know how many times i get yelled at daily, you know how many times ive been lonely, and all i can seem to think is its all cause of me, i am my own enemy hands around my throat to the point i cant breath, then goes my eyes and i cant see but the bodies design is to pass out before you die, so when i wake up an hour later i ask why, give it another thought then 30 seconds go bye and i give it another try but the laws of god and the world interfere, you know how long that’s been fuckin 17 years, in February it’ll be another gone by, another year wasted, just another day of my dad yellin so much I cant face it, id rather just get the shit beat out of me till the blood comes and i taste it, im not talkin about blood im talkin about death, 17 chapters in this book and there’s only room for one left then after that its

Que Pasa
QUE ESTA ARRIBA CON ALGUNAS MUJERES, ELLOS ACTUAN COMO ELLOS LE QUIERE ENTONCES CUANDO USTED ES SUFICIENTE MUDO que ELLOS CORREN ESPANTADO, BIEN PERMANECERE SOLO PARA UN TIEMPO LARGO LARGO, SOLOS MEDIOS PERMANECEN INTOXICARON NOCHA ES COLOCADO DIARIO

Untitled
It's too hot in the store and I want to roll up my sleeves, but the gashes on my arm are in straight lines, glaringly obvious to anyone who 'went through that phase' already. Clearly I did not fall down any stairs to get these scabbed over little trenches

Untitled
Bees in the caramel and I'm not afraid Surgeons make incisions What a mess they've made Tearing at my skin leaving knives in my brain Stabbing at the voices making me insane Girls vomit candy and lies that they're fed. Boys whisper lullabies and wet their beds Eat TV violence on the toast that they spread Talking with their mouths full here is what they've said.

Something To Think About This Time Of Year!!
Something not to laugh about If they know of him at all, many folks think Ben Stein is just a quirky actor/comedian who talks in a monotone. He's also a very intelligent attorney who knows how to put ideas and words together in such a way as to sway juries and make people think clearly. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary Herewith at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my beating heart: I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I am buying my dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often ask the checkers at the grocery stores. They never know who Nick and Jessica are either. Who are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they have broken up? Why are they so important? I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I do not care at all about Tom Cruise's wife.

To All The Great People On Cherry
THis is the best place to meet the greatest people. I wish each and all of you the very happiest of Holdiay seasons what ever you Celebrate. So many diverse cultures all come pouring out of One Huge TAP. To the Soldiers that Are Out there for Us and away from their Families ,,,,I wish you the saftey of all the angels Possible and that your lil angels will know how much you love them.

The Love For Aeliyah!!!!
First of all I want to say "WOW" Thank you ALL for everything that you have all done for me and my family!!! The gifts, comments ya'll ripping and rating etc, etc!!! I have seen SO much love over my precious niece its just amazing how many people just stopped for a minute to pay their respects!! And Thank you!!! Now.... As most of you all have known the funeral for my niece Friday December 22, 2006 has been pushed back to Wednesday 27, 2006 due to a BLIZZARD we have here in Colorado! If you all can keep the candle of Aeliyah going until Wednesday that would be WONDERFUL!!! Please keep us in your thoughts and prayers!!! Many, Many Hugs to you all that read and repost this so that EVERYONE who has shown love can see this!!! Thank you.... Booshine and Falcon69

Poker Banned In The Us?
United States Holdem Players are still being accepted by manyonline poker rooms! While many have stopped accepting Us Poker Players, We are still welcome at Absolute Poker for instance! Quote: Absolute Poker.com - absolutely business as normal Wednesday Oct 11 2006 # Absolute Poker– Absolute Poker Business as normal! Absolute Poker is a privately held business and its executives today issued the following statement: "As the 4th largest online poker company we continue to welcome all Affiliates and their Poker Players! Absolute Poker is Absolutely confident in its ability to continue to offer US players the very best in Online Poker with the fastest secure deposit and payout solutions, all new and existing players should be 100% confident in playing with the very best Absolute Poker." The Safe Ports Act passed by the US Congress on September 30th neither prohibits nor makes it illegal for any US customer to play with Absolute Poker and therefore customers experience at Abso

United States Online Poker
United States Texas Hold'em Poker and Blackjack players are being welcomed by many online poker rooms! While many internet Poker rooms have stopped accepting Us Poker Players due to the 'port security law', Holdem Players are still welcome at Absolute Poker for instance! Click HERE to play at Absolute Poker now! UNITED STATES Texas Holdem Poker and Blackjack Players need to keep up on the latest online gambling news Visit the texas holdem forum at Poker FreeRoll Tour's website! http://www.pokerfreerolltour.com If you're looking for information on promoting online poker visit Web Affiliate Creators, we provide information on promoting online gambling as well as many other affiliate programs! United States Poker

Vertical Horizon-you're A God
I've got to be honest I think you know We're covered in lies and that's OK There's somewhere beyond this I know But I hope I can find the words to say Never again no No never again [Chorus] 'Cause you're a god And I am not And I just thought That you would know You're a god And I am not And I just thought I'd let you go But I've been unable To put you down I'm still learning things I ought to know by now It's under the table so I need something more to show somehow Never again no No never again [Chorus] I've got to be honest I think you know We're covered in lies and that's OK There's somewhere beyond this I know But I hope I can find the words to say Never again no No never again [Chorus] ------------------ Vertical Horizon Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure

Facts
25 Interesting Facts 1. A vulture will never attack a human or animal that is moving. 2. About 75% of the people in the U.S. live on 2% land. 3. According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than any other month. 4. Adult Northwestern American Grizzly Bears can bite through steel as thick as one half inch. 5. After spending hours working at a computer display, look at a blank piece of white paper. It will probably appear pink. 6. All polar bears are left-handed. 7. Almonds are the oldest, most widely cultivated and extensively used nuts in the world. 8. Al Capone's business card said he was a furniture dealer. 9. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person. 10. An ant's sense of smell is as good as a Dog's. 11. Abe Lincoln's mother died when the family dairy cow ate poisonous mushrooms and Ms. Lincoln drank the milk. 12. According to Playboy, more wo

Past Is Real
His spirit haunts me and I cant run away from it Will you ever give up and quit? I just wanna move on and pretend like my past isnt there And then I stare At the red lines scratched across my arm And I know that my past is real Its glaring right at me

Debase; The Apology
I’m so sorry; I’m going to feed now I’m sorry I have to pull things out of you with sex, but sex provides the closeness I need to properly feed I’m sorry that while I’m fucking you, I’m sucking your veins on the astral plane I’m sorry you’ve never felt that before I’m sorry you can’t be my release I’m sorry I’m going to force you to release I’m sorry you’re blind I’m sorry you can’t see what I’m doing to you beyond the façade of space and time I’m sorry your soul has no spine I’m sorry it won’t defend itself against mine I’m sorry you can’t close your eyes and step off the linear line I’m sorry that this orgasm is different then the others I’m sorry you’re crying I’m sorry you don’t understand why you’re crying I’m sorry my own orgasm is only me spitting your chewed soul back at you I’m sorry you can’t even taste me the way that I’m consuming you whole I’m sorry you’re the meat to a cannibalistic, nymphomaniacal whore I’m sorry about the mind push that made you take me

Not Me
you spit out lies like its the air you breath you read from the book of how to mislead your a player and you know it your breaking my heart but i dont show it blush red cheeks and a letter full of 'i love you's' this is just not me..

Sexual Iq Test
center>You have a sexual IQ of 123 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Fucking Perverts
OK I JUST TALKED TO MY ADPOTED DAUGHTER AND I FIND OUT THAT A 46 YEAR OLD PRETTY MUCH TRIED TO HAVE SEXD WITH HER. WTF SHE IS ONLY 17 AND THIS FUCKER IS OLDER THAN ME. IF I EV ER SEE THE ASSHOLE I MIGHT CUT HIS DICK OFF. THAT IS JUST WRONG FOR A 46 YEAR OLD MAN TO TRY THAT WITH A YOUNG LADY OF 17. I SWEAR IF I COULD I WOULD HUNT THE PERVERT DOWN. PINCHE GRINGO NO TENGO VERDGA POR NADA, UN CHIQUETA VERDGA

Just Announcement/rant
i'm depressed beyond all reason, i still have to study and shower...i dont really wanna deal with all of this shit...men treat me like shit and i just wanna get away from it. if this is love, then i dont want it...EVER. if you're gonna treat me like shit, then dont talk to me. i get enough of it and i dont need more. i dont need more reasons to think of hurting myself more than i already do. on another note, i will be layin down again...hopefully all night now. i also wont be online tomorrow, or at least try not to be online. hopefully i can go shoppin right after exams, cuz i need it and i'll get to see lonnie and aimee and burke...and matt too i hope. winter's official day is tomorrow. wheee...prolly no white xmas again this year...argh! i have my calc midterm tomorrow and i'm gonna fail. over 2 hours in tutoring and it's still in one ear, out the other. but, dont worry if i'm not online tomorrow or most of the weekend. i have to catch up on buyin stuff for my

Imprisonment Of The Heart
Missing the sound of his voice Missing the smell of his skin Intoxicating thoughts of him My sweetest sin Feels better than any drug Feels better than any blade to the flesh Just one kiss; I could be happy with death Though it hurts to much to hold all in I cannot say a word For it could be held against me Incriminating to my heart Tears fall when he is gone Shackled by embarrassment Bound by fear In my mind it haunts me Afraid to never have him near In the end I wish he could just see How much he really means to me But would it really matter Maybe I'll never know So until then I'll keep my feelings locked inside Never to be shown © Sorrow 2006

Update [&updated!]
EDIT: I'm leaving for Reno early Saturday morning, and we're coming back sometime Tuesday. also, I have to bring my bikini. hot springs! whooo! =D and I had some Taco Bell last night. it was wonderfully greasy. over&out --MJ ============================== my little brother is supposed to get out of jail/juvie/detention Friday. yay. he & his girlfriend are over, for sure. no, really. I mean it. I'm going to Reno on Saturday, for a few days for sure & possibly for the whole week. My mom is really pumped. We're going to see "Night at the Museum" most likely, and hit up Circus Circus & some casinos. her boyfriend was supposed to spend X-Mas with his family & kids in Colorado, but since Colorado is snowed in, it looks like he'll be in Reno with us. I like her boyfriend.. he & Keagan have the same birthday.. Scorpios. He's a Republican, even, and I don't hate him! If you know me, that would surprise you. my mom bought Million Dollar Baby & Talladega Nights, and she's waiti

21 Dec 06
21 Dec 06 - Thursday birthdays: 1879 Joseph Stalin 1935 Phil Donahue 1937 Jane Fonda 1940 Frank Zappa 1946 Carl Dean Wilson 1948 Samuel L Jackson 1956 Lee Roy Parnell this day: 1937 1st feature-length color & sound cartoon premieres (Disney's Snow White) 1946 Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life" premieres 1959 Tom Landry accepts coaching job with Dallas Cowboys (stays until 1988) 1962 US & Cuba accord, releases bay of pigs captive 1968 Apollo 8 (Frank Borman, Jim Lovell & Bill Anders) 1st manned Moon voyage 1968 David Crosby, Stephen Stills & Graham Nash premiere together in California 1988 New York bound Pan Am jumbo jet (Flight 103) explodes over Scotland , killing all 259 people on the plane and 11 people on the ground 1991 Soviet Union formally dissolves 11 of 12 republics sign treaty forming Commonwealth of Independent States quote: Without deviation progress is not possible. Frank Zappa

Yule: Winter's Solstice
YULE : WINTER'S SOLSTICE After Samhain when the Oak King has been slain, the Holly King Reigns with the Winters Queen, and the Wheel of the Year turns now to Yule. Yule is the day marked by the subtle shift of the light-dark pattern. From this day forward, the Dark recedes and the light increases. On that day, the new Sun is born, the new Oak King and the Divine Child. It is for the latter reason the Christian Church took December 25th as the day of the birth of their Divine Child. More often, Yule will fall on the 20th or the 21st of each year, the day of the Winter Solstice, rather then on the 25th. This is also the height of the rule of the Horned One, Herne, the Hunter. It is at this time of the year that most people are surviving on either stored grains and preserved items or on the hunt of game such as deer, hare or pheasant. Most of the lower class of people probably did not eat much deer, but relied heavily on other animals such as badger, hare

New Friends,,,,,,new Members,,,,,,,
Well I have had the pleasure of becoming Friends with a Lady that used to live not far from me,her name is Candace and I hope that we will become better friends as the years go on. You can hear her on www.lildevilradio.com , Candace,,,,,,The Don Father,,,Oregon,,,,,,,,Look out.....;)

Busy Freakin Week!
So ya this week has been busy as f*ck. I almost hate the holidays. I bitch amd moan groan about all this shit yet I still have the dinner every year and we have a big family so alot of gifts to buy and WRAP and we also have 3 kids so thats alot of gifts to begin with! But in the end I dont think it would feel like christmas with out all the hustle and bustle right. So here is to all the christmas joy and family and friends now PLEASE pass me the whisky!!

Untitled
I don't think I'll recover I don't think I'll return You took my heart, broke it in two Then made me watch it burn I'm really on my own now I feel so all alone I get that sinking feeling I won't be coming home

Darkness
The coming of the Darkness Soothing, comforting darkness. Blood pools of death, creeping away. Screams of uttered silence, never to be heard. Prayers from an old heart, screams of a new existence. Old and new, refined love. Evil tainted, light abandoned. Ever living darkness, Turning from all. Denial, darkness reckoning. Light shining, dying away. Swift death at hand. Chattering madness, startling scream. Loneliness, a shattered heart. The darkness awaits.

Not Listening
Not Listening When you talk to me All i want to do is stick My fingers in my ears and yell, "NOT LISTENING!" I know all you do is tell me sugar coated lies - Can't you take a hint? This is me ignoring you, Not Listening. Why don't you just shut that big mouth of yours? I'm tired of hearing it. Just leave me alone 'Cause I'm not listening This is your last warning Because I will no longer waste my precious time to tell you, "Shut your mouth and back away." I'm not listening to your lousy excuses anymore!

Without You
Without You When i look into your eyes All i see are you hundreds of lies You've made me cry And feel like i wanted to die Without you I don't know what I'm going to do I'll go on and live my life Instead of going for that sharp bladed knife Eventually you'll be forgotten For making me feel so rotten I hate you for what you've done This relationship should have never begun I hope your happy now I bet this is a slap in your face, POW! I know what i'm going to do Without you Let you go cry Because this is how i say good-bye

Because Of You..
Because Of You... Everday you pressure me to do what's right When all you can do is show me what not to do You gripe and complain about me every night When all I did was learn if from watching you How dare you yell at me for your mistake Can't you see, all you're doing is pushing me away Pain I feel because of you makes me ache I put on a good show like I'm really okay You treated me so bad and i never knew why What did i ever do that was so bad I cried myself asleep, because you made me want to die Your nothing to me now except a deadbeat dad I hope your happy now, look at what you've done This night'll be my last, thanks to your gun by me

Life About To End
Life About To End Sitting in my bedroom, lying on my bed I lay awake thinking, is my life about to end I slowly begin raising the gun up to my head My heart no longer will have to mend I take one last deep breath of air Pull the trigger All of this just doesn't seem fair Pain no longer able to grow bigger Blood begins to spill As my life starts to fade All pain is gone, and now i no longer have to feel Look at the big mess i've made I wonder how many people will even care This was all a mistake The bullet begins to tear My skin, and my body begins to shake Someone call 911; help me before its too late The light suddenly begins to fade away My heart has lost its pulse rate I didn't want this to happen; now i want to stay The ambulance arrives and rushes in the house They were too late, for now i am gone The cops have to go and tell my spouse My body in chalk is drawn They put me

Before I Go...
Before I Go.... Before i go i want you to know that i've left behind Something for you to find A small, folded note that i have wrote A promise to put in the past All things that happened so fast I wish we could forget All the things we both regret Restart our friendship before it's gone Where I can stop feeling withdrawn We both said hurtful words, that wasn't meant to be said Made both of us turn a dark fiery red We were both angry at one another And decided to take our friendship no further It's time to forgive and forget Where we will no longer have to live with regret We should apologize and continue being friends All of this will finally come to an end - By Me

How Could You..
How Could You Leave me in a hurry without even a worry Tell me all the lies Looking straight into my eyes Left me here to cry Making me feel I want to die Break my heart I should have known it from the start. by me

My Thoughts Of You
Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away

Love Is...
Love is... Love is no longer an emotion, but a word It's not felt within the heart anymore Love is now expressed a dozen roses and a card, seldom is it heard Love is no longer an emotion, but a word The way people show their love now is absurd Love has been locked behind the golden hallmark door Love is no longer an emotion, but a word It's not felt within the heart anymore. by me

Seven Deadly Sins (in Detail)
Seven Deadly Sins Survey Wrath Who did you last get angry with? Grandpa What is your weapon of choice? Shotgun Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No How about the same sex? Yes Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Becky What is your pet peeve? Stupidity Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Let them go Sloth What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Workout What is the latest you've ever woken up? 3pm Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Grandpa What is the last lame excuse that you made? Too busy Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? No How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? Zero Gluttony What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Ice-blended Chai Tea Are you a meat eater? Hell Yes What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Way

My 1st Update
HELLO AND GOOD EVENING TO YOU ALL!! THIS IS MY 1ST ENTRY FOR THE DARK CIRCLE. I WOULD LIKE FOR MORE OF YOU TO COME INTO MY BLOG AND PLEASE INTERACT WITH ME. I WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THE SUBJECT OF SUBMISSION. WHO HAS TRIED BEING SUBMISSIVE AND WHO HAS ENJOYED IT ENOUGH TO ADD IT TO THEIR DAILY SEXUAL ROUTINE?

My World Is Melting Away
My World's Melting Away I knew those sweet, innocent words you said were never true I must have been a fool to actually fall for you I thought you were a sweet guy Now my world is melting away slowly and all I do is cry I think that's really messed up of you When the whole time you knew You didn't like me But I was blind and didn't see You just messed with my head Even though you know I've been hurt before and I hope you drop dead One day it will happen to you You'll really like someone, but she'll be playing you too All I have to say is "What goes around comes around" And it's your turn to be the clown! My world is melting away ~ All of these are by ME

Aphrodite's Prayer
Aphrodite's Prayer I am what all men want And all women wish to be I am the earth, the sky, the sea Love is not my commodity Skilled glances, practiced gestures Are my apertifs To dine with me Is pleasure beyond belief I live to lust And to lust I live There's nothing of my body That I wouldn't give However, my heart Encased in ice The inability to love My only vice So when you dream Sweet caresses in the night Submit to me Do not put up a fight For in your acquiescence You will find peace I am a fantasy that refuses to cease When waking with the morning light You find evidence of dark delights Think of me and smile within Tonight I'll be with you again

My Love For You
My Love For You Your all I think about I dont care what people say Youre the one I need And the pressure to have you wont go away My life has changed It went back to fun Since I met you Its like life has just begun Sober or drunken Stoned or high Youre the one The one that helps me fly I dont care if your good I dont care if your bad Your always there for me Your all I really have Youre the reason I am happy My life without you would be dull I hate to admit it but Love is practically tattooed to my skull These are my feelings I wish I could share But its impossible to Just because I doubt you would care

Game Of Love
Is love a game? I looked at you with tears in my eyes I should have known, its no surprise I knew it was coming sooner or later Unfortunately my love grew greater With so much love I had to share To turn and find out you did not care I dried and cried that day and nite Foolishly I went and picked a fight You've turned me down once again Somehow i couldn't just be a friend Do you really have a heart? What was it that kept us so far apart? I've fought back many, many tears Not to speak of all my fears My life has been shaken And my heart has been taken The way i acted was a shame I guess its me you fully blame Here are my few last words to you I say them only because they are true My life will never be the same Tell me now is love a game? There is one more thing I have to say Before we go our serparate ways The dreams I dream will remain And I shall never forget your name.

The Right Stuff
The right stuff On a chain of beautiful islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one English woman Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman Two Irish men and one Irish woman Two American men and one American woman One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a mÃ©nage a trois. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and c

Dark Betrayal
Dark Betrayal Around, all around, the dark memories gather. My dread grows as the dagger of your words falls against my heart. It slays me, and darkly my essence drips to the broken ground. In pain I cry out, Why?! while Hell surrounds me. Now alone, my cry of mercy falls upon uncaring eyes. This is because of you by me..

Devoid Of Love
Devoid of Love the night falls with a silent sigh, lost are we. the emotion for which you lust flares once, then dies, crushed by your obsession. all hope must end. your love is no more. how could you do this? our dark emotions surround us, crying, we have lost our way. by me..

Denial
Denial Slender beams of moonlight enter this darkened prison as I kneel, always in pain, always alone, frozen here, waiting. Tortured forms wrought in panes of glass loom as dust dances in the air, forming an image in my mind, penetrating my darkened eyes. Tears on a lover's face. I raise my head, now crying out for this uncaring truth. by me...

Righteous Hatred
righteous hatred what have you done to me? a shadow of pain as thoughts scream. once we were together in bliss, childlike and innocent, but your heart died. a painful pool of lies - thoughts follow pain, follow hate, love torn apart. in a storm of tears, i still love you. by me..

Pasties And Such
If you haven't seen the pictures from my birthday and the day after check them out. I'm deleting them tonight. Although they are some of my favorites they have apparantly become quite the conversation piece around the workplace so bye-bye they go. As well as some of the naughter ones in the pic gift and contest folders. They're NSFW obviously so no I'm not doing this as a stunt for all my haters. For the millionth time you don't get points from those pics! Off to shower and take more pics...clothed ones..sorry boys :)

This Is So Pissing Me Off
WTF is this all about? Why is it when someone rated your profile from a 10 to a 9? Or any other number. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT FAWKING BULLSHIT!? ASSHOLES! *lmao* And it don't even tell you WHO re-rated you, just says 'someone re-rated your profile a '10' from a '9'! Can someone explain this to me??

The 12 Days Of Christmas(coldking Style)
Sing this song like you would on any other song!! 1. Big ol sack of Money 2. Buckets of chicken 3. Bags of weed(like I would really smake that sh-t) 4. Rap CD's 5. Golden Cadilacs 6. Sexy strippers 7. Swords a clashing 8. Turkey sandwiches 9. Cups of egg nog(I hate egg nog) 10. Slices of pizza 11. Kung-Fu movies 12. Cena look-a-likes asking Jackyln to marry her Now sing this song starting from the 1st day to the 12th day!! Enjoy!

Lol Some Guys Are Soooo Funny
so i read a blog from a guy that i used to talk to. it kind of made me laugh cuz everything he put in there was basically about me...lol...anyways here are somethings that we always fought about when we were talking. Absolutely no flirting!!!!! this was not aloud, could not talk to any other guy or give them my phone number, could not leave comments on a guys page or get a comment from a guy on my page. but yet he had chicks all up on his page and he did the same right back to them! sexual and flirty. You have to say brb or hold on a sec when talking on the computer!!!! cuz god forbid if u have to throw up or you have the runs, cuz you have to say brb first...screw cleaning up the barf from in between your keys! Not saying GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!! ok, i am not a christian and i am far from any religious person what so ever! but do not sit there and tell me that i can not say something when i am 29 years old. i respected the man and tried not to say it since he was such a god fearing man!

What A Week Of Brews...to The Power Of 3
This installments of fine ales and beers has been brought to you by the number 3... The Cherry-Licious 3 philosophers by Ommegang Brewery, Belgium This odd little number is a blend of rich malty ale brewed with cherry lambic liquor, making it sweet and palatable, but perhaps a bit much for someone not looking to have dessert with their beverage....reminded me of a cherry cordial This ale is refered to as a Quadrupel which signifies something extraordinary, even by Belgian brewing standards. They are usually strong, malty, and, like a fine wine, pack in flavors so dense and complex that they mature with cellar aging. Definitely needs to be shared almost like an after dinner drink I believe....still tasty: I'd give it a 3.5 outta 5 worth a try for something new... Next up on our triad Trois Pistoles This strong dark ale is brewed refermented in the bottle. Taste was awesome, sweet fruity almost a port, but crisp however needs to be chilled and poured in a wide

Helpful Stuff!!
^^^ LMAO THATS HILARIOUS!! ^^^ Anyways Thats not the reason i did this blog..I was going through some quotes and i really liked these..They are quite helpful!! "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow." "Fear less, hope more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Hate less, love more; And all good things are yours." "Every time you wake up and ask yourself, "What good things am I going to do today?", remember that when the sun goes down at sunset, it will take a part of your life with it." "Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense." "Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself." "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned ab

Hi
I just want to wish everyone a happy holiday, I'm glad we're all safe. To everyone fighting. its NEVER been in my name, but you guys are my heroes anyway! and I hope you get home safe and soon. I always forget to put this bit, it doesn't matter much but I'm English, and a big up to the British troops out there!

Forest Fire
so somehow tacos turned into spaghetti...weird how that happens. LOL anyway, its an outback night tonight. i am so fucking excited!! we used to have outback seriously like once a week lol, and now that we havent had it in like a month, we act like its been 4 years. yummmmmmmmmmmmmm outback special!! our internet has been crashing a bunch since lastnight...i swear i was afraid it was from CT. but its not...comcast has been being a fucking dick for the past 2 days. i dont know why my work wastes their time dealing with those fuckers. oh my lord, we had a really shitty fireplace experience lastnight!! for some reason, the fireplace quit sucking the fire up and out the chimney, and it was blowing it out into the house instead. so we went to sleep and kept the bedroom door shut to try to keep the smoke out as best as possible. ha well that shit didnt work. i woke up and felt like my lungs were on fire. LOL we are dumbasses. who sleeps in a house full of smoke?? THAT IS FUNNY!! so

Pissed
I write this blog cause I'm hellfied pissed off.. I do not understand why some men can not except no for an answer.. Wondering why u have not called.. Wondering why they never got an invitation to spend the night.. Jealous of the next man thats not even in site.. Calls you and trys to be all nice then turns around and throws darts.. Am I suppose to be impressed or disrespect the next man for your stupidity.. Ask if you can get a peice of me.. Shaking my head at all this nonsense.. Some men need a lesson in tactful technics or just lessons in how to a treat a lady with respect and diginity.. This is me just sounding off my most utter regret.

30 Questions
1. If you were to find out you were pregnant what would you do? oh holy hell!! Totally freak out 2. Do you trust your friends? most of the time 3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the person you love? yeah, i think i would if i could 4.Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? i did, im not so sure anymore too much shit has happened that i can see no reason for 5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship. Abuse and serious lies 6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best roommate for you? Jade, shes awesome we'd have a right laugh!! 7. Can you deal with people who are too concerned with status? i can deal with most people 8. Are you afraid of falling in love? Why or why not? I'm not afraid for falling in love, im afraid of getting my heart broken again. 9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times throughout the day? yes =D 10. Would you stop talking to your friends bec

You All Mean More To Me Than You Could Ever Know!
I thought that maybe updating and old blog entry might be enough to let you all know what is happening with my blog and to show my thanks. I had a friend tell me that another thank you might be in order. I agree that redoing an old one seems generic to me now. When I lost my first baby in 1999, I wasnt too terribly affected beyond the first week. It was over and done so quickly that I was able to just move on though I still thought about it from time to time. This time.....losing our baby affected me SOOOO profoundly that I didnt know WHAT to do with myself. I felt so useless and helpless...like I was swinging in the breeze with no direction. I decided to make this blog my mission. It was something that I could pour my heart into to help me make sense of it all and to help me maintain my sanity. Through writig in this blog I found that some people were thanking me for writing, telling me that it was helping them to feel like they werent alone...that it was inspirational that I

A Car Accident....
Got up this morning. Got ready for work. Stopped at a little country store, got some gas. As I was leaving the owners dog wanted petted. Pasued like 5-10 sec to pet the dog on the head. Got in the car and drove maybe 1/2 mile tops when a car comes around a curve going side to side. Car ended up spinning 4 or 5 times, and then hitting an embankment twice. Not sure how the person is, they got flown from the scene in a helicopter. So that gave all thoe standing around something to watch. Good think i have had those classes huh? So went and bought the dog at the store a nice big raw hide chew bone. Keep thinking where I would have been if I hadnt taken that 5 to 10 sec to pet the dog. Cause the first thing the people in behind hte car said was "wow i cant believe they didnt hit you head on, good thing you werent 5 seconds farther down the road" Hmm so one of those days. Hope everyone elses was a bit better. Also- as I was talking to the state trooper about the accident- she

R. I.p. Marc I Miss U Already
NOT THAT LONG AGO I MET A GUY WHOS IN A COOL BAND. WE BECAME CLOSE FRIENDS...HE MADE ME LAUGH LIKE CRAZY. AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT THIS MONTH HAS NOT BEEN A KIND MONTH FOR SOME. THE BAND MURDERFACE1 HAD LOST A VERY IMPORTANT MEMBER OF THIR FAMILY AND I HAD LOST A VERY SPECIAL FRIEND. I HAD LEARNED THIS FROM ONE OF HIS CLOSE FRIENDS THAT MARC WAS KILLED BY A DRUNK DRIVER. GO FIGURE THE OTHER PERSON IS STILL ALIVE. IS THERE NO JUSTICE FOR SOME ANYMORE. TO ALL THAT HAS LOVED AND LOST THIS MONTH..MY HEART GOES OUT TO YOU AS THE ANGEL FROM ABOVE WATCH OVER THEM THIS ANGEL DOWN HERE IS WATCHIN THEM TOO. LOVE YOU HUNNIE N MISS U REAL BAD!!!

Page One
a penny saved is a penny earned a fool and his money soon part you only go 'round once in life don't put your eggs in one cart remember the alamo, don't tread on me don't burn the bridges you cross the horse knows the way to carry the sleigh and a rolling stone gathers no moss Live and let live or live and let die too many cooks spoil the broth don't do the crime if ya can't do the time and what ever it takes to get off. how do I love thee let me count the ways nothing can beat a good friend one in the hand is worth two in the bush don't spit or piss in the wind why ask why, here's mud in your eye a stich in time saves nine bump on a log and stick in the mud get your ducks in a line lead follow or get out of the way what goes up must come down every cloud has a silver lining and it takes more muscles to frown original work of little hippie girl

The Pink Dress
Don't let your day go on without reading this first, no matter how busy you may be!!! The Pink Dress There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad. Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by. She never tried to speak. She never said a word. Many people passed by her, but no one would stop. The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see if the little girl would still be there. Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl. For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place for young children to play alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress. It was grotesquely shaped. I figured that was the reason peop

Poem
'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut

Feelings...ranting...damn Kids!
Have you ever thought that your life didnt mean anything? That when you woke up in the morning you wondered why in the hell you were even put on this earth? You ever get that feeling that god is looking down on you and punishing you for things you have no clue that you did? Or maybe someone else in your family did something and you get to be the one to take all the blame for it? I am soooo lonely, yes I have a man, he is in jail right now so its like I have nobody. I sit here in the house at night and WISH that someone would want to talk to me other than sexually, or want to be my friend becuz I look like someone they would like to know. It happens everyday that someone hits me up and tells me that Im pretty or that I have a sexy bod, but could u tell me what color my eyes were? Or how many kids I have? I want some CONVERSATION damnit! Someone that I can tell my shit to and they sit there and listen to me. My kids drive me nuts...to the point where if I have to go one more minute wi

Venus In Jodhpurs
I were stood in a clearin' dreamily endearin' to the antics of two little birds who were puddlin' and preenin' and amorously convenin' between bouts of evacuatin' turds When from out of the trees with looks to appease rode a Venus with sweat on her brow. sweet perfumes exuded and her nipples protruded as far as her vest would allow. O bring back those minutes! those piggy-backed linnets! -though I hasten to add I'm no twitcher- to when she slid from her pony, her hips ripe and bony, like a goddess from a Hollywood picture. Me heart were a-flutter, me brain squidgy butter, me legs were gooey, me toes well curled; I were blood filled and fruity for this porcelained beauty -and O to have had her jodhpurs unfurled! From beneath her hard hat hung her hair in a plait the colour of Lyle's golden syrup. She tightened a notch of the girth; and her crotch were stretched as she heaved to the stirrup. She posed with her whip on her prominent hip, her skin

Wow 1st Blog.
Thank you to everyone that is an has joined under me. Thank you to everyone who has added me as a friend and fan. Thank you to everyone who has left user comments and rated my profile a 10. Special Thanks to all of you that may add me in the future. Also special Thanks to Cherry Tap for the cool place they have made for all of us. THANK YOU ALL. HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.