Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all
use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard
on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started and have never finished.”
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn’t
finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a
bottle of Scotch, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a bottle of Bailey’s Irish
Cream, a package of Oreo’s, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,
the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how good I feel. Please pass this on to those whom you
might be in need of inner peace.
