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Forrest Gump Dies And Goes To Heaven
The day finally arrives. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven." Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was." St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T? Second: How many seconds are there in a year? Third: What is God's first name?" Forrest leaves to think the questions ove
spinning out of control thoughts crashing down emotions gone crazy smile turned frown lifes not my own love turns to hate confusion runs wild this is my fate alone in this world destiny of my choosing share pain with no one too tired of losing one step at a time how far will i go my future looks empty one feeling i know can't take no more been through it before it doesn't get better just hurts to my core loves just not worth it this pain in my heart when you walk away it tears me apart 4/3/08
The Bulbs Logic Puzzle
I have decided to start posting a new logic puzzle every Friday. I will post the answer the next Friday when I post a new puzzle. So here is the first one. Leave me a comment to let me know if you think you know the answer. And I will let you know who gets it right. Bulbs This is one of my favorite free printable logic puzzles with a real life solution. Imagine you are in a room with 3 switches. In an adjacent room there are 3 bulbs (let's say in lamps which are on a regular table), each switch belongs to one bulb. All are off at the moment. It is impossible to see from one room to another. No help from anybody else is allowed. How can you find out which switch belongs to which bulb, if you may enter the room with the bulbs only once?
I Want Lots Of Kisses Lol
Nbc Needs An Ass Whooping
Oh this is soooooo much bullshit. The Gutless piece of shit who made this chicken shit call needs to lose his job. Be tarred and feather and round out of town on a rail. I have seen the ad. It is a tasteful and non political. I am going to do the following things: 1. Write a complaint to the FCC. 2. Write the President of NBC. 3. Write The CEO of GE 4. Write my Congressman and Senator. What do I expect nothing, This asshole is a fucking coward. He will die a coward's death. I do hope he loses his job. Maybe he can be a field report in Iraq, maybe he can then see what real men do. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ NBC Rejects Ad From Conservative Group Email this Story Dec 7, 3:45 PM (ET) By JIM KUHNHENN Google sponsored links Should Katie Quit CBS? - Couric not sure about her move! What is your opinion about this? I Was Scammed 37 Times - These Programs Are Absolute Scams I Will S
when u were little did u ever say to urself "i cant wait to grow up" HA i am sure all of us did..I am sittin here writin emails to a few friends askin them for permission to use them as references for my resume...haha i never thought those words would come out of my mouth.."my resume" ya so here i am 20 yrs old in a serious relationship i have a son whoes almost 3 and i am gettin resumes ready to send out to interships...i got bills on the end table waitin to be WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF ADULT makes me feel kinda thinkin of my friends all havin kids..i mean these r friends i ve had for awhile..haha my big brother has a son i remember back when we were kids 7 and 8 running around playin king of the mountain on the snow hill..and now here we r adults with kids and bills to be..and i thought bein a "grown up" would be so awesome..boy was i highly mistakento all my friends that i have known for a while that have kids are having kids or just plain living the l
How They Should Be Treated
Ok... My opinion on how Women should be treated; A Women is just about the Most Important.... hmm I ain't gonna call them things.... Beings. There. Women are just about the Most Important Beings that inhabit this Planet. They should be treated with the Utmost respect. Men think about it, Without Women, we wouldn't be here. True without us no one would really be here, but come on. They go through the Trouble of carrying your children. Don't you think that they at least deserve enough respect to not be broken by us being major Pain in the asses?? When you find that someone, or even just find someone that you fall in love with, it could just be me, but don't you think that they should be the first on any agenda. When I find that someone, on my To Do List the first thing would be; Tell her how much you care about her. That should be the first thing on ALL Men's Agenda. If a women is hurt, Take care of them. Keep watching this Blog, I will try to add on to it.
Sweet Songs
WHO IS JACK SCHITT???? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous dispositi
Dead Beat Dad
so I saw my oldest sons' father today, in wal-mart of all places!! He hasn't paid child support in 2 months almost 3!! And he has no reason as to why!! He was paying consistently for the past year and a half and then all of a sudden he just stops!! How rude!! I was so irrate by the time the encounter with him was done!! He didn't even ask how his son was doing....but he made sure to let me know that he "took care of his wife" whatever thats supposed to mean! WTF?!?
The Sisterhood! ((welcome!!))
Hello To all the Ladies of Fubar! My Name is Honey and I am Part Of a wonderful Group called the SisterHood! we are always looking for new Ladies to join us! This is an all ladies Group and we are all A Big Family!! We would love you to be a part of The Sisterhood! and Join Us For Some Fun Times and Good Laughs Good Laughs!! Like I said this is an all ladies Group and it is all Drama free! We have a wonderful lounge Called The Sisterhood where we all get together and have loads of fun!! So Come be a part of Our Family And Join In on all the Fun!!! Please Click the Pic on the bottom to Read And Join us!! All ladies Please Let them know that HONEY SENT YOU!! We Look Forward To Having You Join Us!!! Thank you!! Honey
Why can't I stop thinking about him he is all I want and need I wish I had a day to see him but yet he is so far away In my dreams he is here with me dreaming to walk with thee each passing moment goes by as I dream to have him near Wishing for his tender touch but yet not knowing it Wanting to have him close just holding me in his arms Each night he is in my dreams in my heart forever he will be yet he is always on my mind My one wish is to have him here with me
Loves Lost And Found
its simple, i tell you that i love you and you seem to just not believe they say actions speak louder than words what i got to do cut my heart out on bended knee i drown all of my thoughts with just segments of our life's together ha ha ha and they say true love will last forever well you know what i think what they say is true as funny as it may sound i am not going to be another guy that you place in the lost and found. Bryan V. talk to me people
An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile." Moral: Old men may
What A Ride
just when i think its over its starting again**** its like sitting in traffic you pass downtown and the traffic slows, you want to get off but too many cars are in the way and you are all the way in the express lane so you sit, inching slowly and wasting gas, so you start moving slowly but surely you reach breakneck speeds and you are flying down the highway to your destination then ... breaklights, you think in your mind not again so you break suddenly in order not to smash into the car in front of you then you inch... you see a accident on the shoulder ahead and you see that traffic isnt moving because a bunch of nosy ass people are stopping traffic to see what is going on... then you speed up turning curves and sprinting up bridges going at least 70, all of a sudden your car starts smoking, did you forget to put coolant in never mind its too late now you are in the middle of a higway with people doing 65 all around you and now look your cell is dead ... what next you ask? someone ki
All About Me
Hey whats up? My names Deniz Im 22, I live in Richmond VA. I am a pretty chill person. I like to party, go to bars, go to shows, drink, and all that other shit. Im into horror core rap. Anything Psychopathic records. I also like other shit....I like guys, But if your older then like 27 u really shouldnt bother. But yeahhh anyways hit me up.
Proud As A Peacock....
Musicals / Plays ... That I Seen
seen in the BIG APPLE at the WINTERGARDEN THEATRE ... I was attacked when the cast of CATS went into the seating area in DEC 94
The Explination Of My Love
One million ways, thats how many i can see to love you honey And I cant see a reason out of any of those that concerns your money I must admit this has to be Love, or something close to it Because i cant see anyone but you, other girl just dont do it I feel combustable energy everytime we touch to be in, out, or around you is a rush When you call i contemplate different ways to answer my phone And when my name excapes you lips, I feel a jones When you speak truth My mind goes int major meditation And i ponder different ways to end your fustration In love with it... your spiritual Addicted to it... your mental In need of it ... your physical I love it because it is you and do you so well that i see noone else that can ever do you like you... not even me and i am addicted to it because when i am with you i feen for it so much i think this world consists of just we And im in need of it because people relate love to air but i have ashtsma, air is precious and it is really yo
Book Your Party Today!
Dates are going fast!!! With new products coming out for Valentines Day, book your party now for January and February! I have more information to come soon on all this!!! New Hostess incentives!!! If you want to book a party then go to my website and click on host a party and fill out the form! I will contact you as soon as I can! I also have dates left in December if you would like a party now as well!!! Let me know ASAP before the dates are gone! Myspace Christmas Comments Have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
hey everyone!! happy friday. :) well for me, i worked a 9 hour was cool gonna get some good overtime this week :D woo! i have to work all weekend too...if you didnt know already, we had a change of ownership recently, and several people have already, or are planning to leave soon. i seem to be the only one hangin in there :). ahh well...its still a family owned business which i love :) i dont want to work for any kind of corporation. DOWN WITH CORPORATE AMERICA! lol! :P :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D so about the changes to the photo rates...thats effin sweet!! if you have a fav pic or 10 you can come rate it again every week! i love this cause i can keep rating my fav pics of all you guys (and beautiful girls ;)...instead of having to search around for something i havent rated yet :) another new photo feature i noticed; is that when you upload a new photo, the folder automatically goes to the top of your photo files. which is a
To Everyone
to everyone on my friends family or fans if i dont talk much im going thro alot. My brother is off doing lord knows what and on drugs and im really tired of dealing with that i love him but he dont seem to listen!
Come Bomb This
What A Week
Well it has been a very eventful week for me.This past Sunday the region I live in flooded and was reported it is a natural disaster area!I am very lucky that nothing bad happend to me or my husband or daughter or our other family.The only damage that was done was our entire fence in our backyard was knocked over due to wind gusts of 90miles an hour!We were going to replace the fence anyway so that I am not worried about.But I know so many people who are without power and it is going on day 6now!Others have trees falling on their homes,cars and it is really awful.I hate hearing people saying I lost roof shingles or my Christmas ornaments when there are now homeless families or families dealing with much more severe damages other than some stupid shingles!!!The good news is people are strong and we always buck up and move foreward no matter what life or weather may throw our way!!!
Well friends I have made the arrangements to go to my moms. I leave on Sunday. Wish Me luck, and I will try and reply to all , but it may take a bit so bare with me, and thanks for taking the time out to look at my blogs, mums, and pics!! MUAH ALL
On The Road
Well just made my first trip thru Donner Pass. Actually had to wait over 12 hours before I was able to go thru. There was a big storm that dropped around 6 to 12 inches of snow on the area above 4500 feet. I drove thru and was juat amazed how beautiful it is up there. The drive down the other side was fun. Going about 55 to 60 mph with a full jake brake on and still having to hit the brakes to keep my speed down. Can't wait for my next time thru, maybe I can get some pix with my phone to share. Well spending the night in Ripon California, then going to Rancho Cucamonga tomorrow. Trying to get a load to run thru Pheonix to see my grandma, who just had a heart attack a couple of nights ago. Thats about all for now, be safe out that and come back to hear more about where I am and where I am going. Peace and love AD68
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How Was I Born
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You have male....
Yesterday was Pearl Harbor Day. How many of you saw anything about Supporting the Troops? or anything related to any war efforts?? We claim it, but apparently we can't do it. We may be dealing with "other" people now, but the events that happened on December 7th, 1941 were still devastating. HOW can you claim to support our troops when on the day commemorating the attack on Pearl Harbor???
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Hi5 My New Page
hi every one just wanted you to know that im on hi5 now so if you wanna check me out join or add me here it is hope to see some of you on here. one luv krazyjbird
So Im Leaving
so i have decided that this is not a site for me so i am leaving
Taking A Break
Hey all... I am taking a break from fubar from a while, I am just tired of the damn drama. There are too many children on this site, like the biggest kindergarten I have ever seen. Every time I turn around there is something new. Men in this site need to get over themselves and need to learn to read profiles. Yes it is nice to make friends but not every woman on this site is a whore.. don't get me wrong.. there are plenty of them here. Women on this site need to get some sense, and keep their fucking clothes on. it is kinda pathetic that they feel the only way to get a man is to post NSFW pics. damn makes me wanna vomit. I am tired of having to play the game of lets see which fag decided to hit on me today or which whore is hitting on my man, cause they have no lives and need this to make it through their everyday lives. seriously this site is the worst, it was fun in the beginning leveling and all.. I mean c'mon i am a gamer thats what we do, but geez, people do have lives
A Fake In Our Midst......
We have a fake in our midst on Fubar, Her user name Katyluv check her profile here: She is ripping pictures from the internet of a very famous glamour model called Jenya D and using them as her own. Check out the pictures below as examples.....she has hundreds on her page like this..... This picture is from her page: and this one is from a website featuring Jenya D: In fact just do a search on google for Jenya D and you will see that Katyluv is just blatantly ripping her pictures..... I advise you to block this user as she is duping people into thinking she is someone she is not!
What Am I Doing.............
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I am a single Mom and Have been since I was 18 yrs old.... 2) I am compulsive about keeping up with my family and friends spread out around the U.S. due to a promise I made my Grandmother before she died.... 3)I am addicted to romance novels have read over 10,000 of them and then some 4) I read atleast 1 book a day everyday and have since I was 12 yrs old 5) I have watched the same soap operas on ABC for over 30 yrs now 6) I am an EX smoker that quit smoking over 6+ yrs ago and has now developed an oral 7) I'm a soft touch for anyone that is hurting or needs help but sshhhhh..... 8) I have
Now The World
Summer I painted, a scene, that lit the stars for me, Said, "I can erase it for you dear." That summer created, those words, that came to life in three, They were denied by you. Summer I laid down, below, the glitter adorned night, And silently sparkled, my own way. Summer I laid down, by you, and shared my frail light, You gave the dark to me. (You gave the dark to me) I looked inside, (I) To find, (Wanted) The one I sent away. (This excoriation) I nearly froze, when I stepped inside, (I) To find, (Thrive on) The flowers turned to Grey. (This self mutilation) I closed my eyes, and kissed them one last time. Oh. Summer a morning, so pale, alone when they found me, As I remained sleeping, I heard them say, "This summer created, a boy, of abject misery." He was designed by you. (He was designed by you) I looked inside, (I) To find, (Wanted) The one I sent away. (This excoriation) I nearly froze, when I stepped inside, (I) To find, (Thrive on)
Ode To My Love Angie
The time has come,finally, to say unto you; The love that I feel,is eternaly true. We'll write our own vows, our time has now come; To show our love,pushed apart by no one! You are my light,in my darkest of days; Pushing me forward, out of my haze. I now say to you,with no doubt in my mind; Our happiness lies ahead, our sadness behind. "Forsaking all others", I feel when I say; I'll not change my heart, neither tomorrow,nor today. I'm ready for us , to be man and wife; I'll not feel for another, for the rest of my life! I see your love shining, deep in your eyes; It's always been withyou, where my happiness lies! Now comes the time when I say"I DO"; And spend the rest of my life,loving only you. No distance will stop me, from pulling you in; No darkness will cloud my days,ever again!
Here i sit with this thing in my head. About this girl that i like. She don't know it i don't think i could tell her ether. Why is it so hard to do so i ask my self every night! I stay awak thinking of her wishing that i could do so thin when i see her i freeza up what is it with me? I guess i will never know she is so cool and very pritty she is like a angil to me i do think she knows that i like her but she will never hear it frum me.
The Nobodies
How is it that i've been on this site longer then all of the top people within the Juggalo Family, yet i'm still at the bottom. Am i not doing something right? I'm doing what i think is best, i help others, i help out the newbies find the FAM, i post massive FAMILY pimpouts, yet i'm still on the bottom. Is it because i don't whore myself out, i don't beg for your points, i'm not an attention whore like some people on here (i'm not even gonna get into those people right now). Why is it that i do nothing but show madd klown luv to all the FAM and yet i still get shit on? If i get shit on anymore, i'm just gonna leave, it's not like anybody will miss me anyway except maybe a few of my TRU HOMIES. What The Fuck Ever!! Tru Wikid Klown
Christmas Reality Check
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50,000 Fubucks And A Salute
I am giving away 50,000 fubucks to the first person that can leave 500 comments on my contest. And if you can leave another 500 i will make a sexy salute just for you. This is for a Happy hour. There is 5 to won. First 5 to 75000 comments wins. I really would like this for my birthday so please i really need all my friends help. Thank you. So please click the pic and bomb the heck out of me. Show me sum luv xoxoxo. Thanks
Goin' To The Big Show!
I have taken a position in a dusty, far away land. Tomorrow morning I'm on a plane to Virginia for a couple weeks of orientation and training then off to Georgia for more of the same. Everyone I tell gives me the same "Are you Crazy" look...I'm not. I'm well aware that I'll be in a war zone and I'm going to be extra cautious with regard to that but honestly, I'm excited. I will be surrounded by the most kick-ass military on the planet and be working exclusively on one of the best protected bases in the area. I'm asking you all to be excited for me the way you would be if the job would be here in Florida. This opportunity will serve me for the rest of my career and the experience will serve me for the rest of my life. I will still have internet access so I will still be checking in and posting as usual.
Try And Try
I have always seen life for what it really is. Ever since I was a child growing up, hard times are all I know. I had to sit back and watch my mother work from sunset to sundown. I had to sit back and watch my mother work herself to her grave. Nothing ever came easy for her. She always had a heart and kept a smile on her face. Life is like a newborn baby struggling to come out of its mother's womb, life is a struggle true enough, but after all the struggling you have done, and after all the hell you have been through, there is success. Life is nothing but a big struggle, but just keep the faith and focus on your goals. Don't let life beat you or you will be walking around like zombies. Keep on pushing, keep on trying, life can be whatever you make it to be. But life can also be a bowl of cherries with whip cream and apple pie. I say this again; life is what you make of it. You can achieve or conquer anything it throws at you, you can't quit or g
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The vatican says it has discovered a lost drawing by Renaissance master Michelangelo of a design for the dome of St Peter's Basilica. The Vatican newspaper Osservatore Romano said the small drawing, done in the spring of 1563 when Michelangelo was 88, was believed to be his last known sketch before he died the next year.The drawing, a section of the dome, contains some measurements and is thus believed to have been done to give stone cutters guidance after the master deemed work on an earlier batch of stone inadequate. Michelangelo worked as the architect of the basilica from 1547 until shortly before his death in 1564. The newspaper said Michelangelo, who destroyed many of his sketches for the basilica, probably drew it on the construction site, giving it directly to workmen with his instructions.Drawn with blood-coloured chalk on paper, it apparently survived because part of the paper had been used again for calculations, perhaps by workmen. It wound up by accident in files concer

Sorry to those of you who got to enjoy my nsfw pics...I took them off for now. I don't think that I feel like being anyones eye candy. Plus, just having people I don't know looking at me half naked is not really my thing. I am not a stripper! Sorry guys. If you are going to like me, like me for me...not for my sexy body. lol!
All About Me!!!
One Word 2 Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female... Any part under a car's hood. Male.. The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.. Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male.. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.. Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male.. Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male.. A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king lu
Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said ,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
Happy Holidays- Funny As Hell open in a new browser
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in the crotch, old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following: In your 20's: Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in The mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the register. In your 30's: Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts
If We Had Sex
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date
Latest Scam Doing The Rounds
i just got this from a friend its happening in the uk for sure but dont know about the usa. Latest scam This one is pretty slick since they provide Y O U with all the information, except the one piece they want. Note, the callers do not ask for your card number; they already have it. This information is worth reading. By understanding how the VISA & MasterCard Telephone Credit Card Scam works, you'll be better prepared to protect yourself. One of our employees was called on Wednesday from "VISA", and I was called on Thursday from "MasterCard". The scam works like this: Person calling says, "This is (name), and I'm calling from the Security and Fraud Department at VISA. My badge number is 12460. Your card has been flagged for an unusual purchase pattern, and I'm calling to verify. This would be on your VISA card which was issued by (name of bank) did you purchase an Anti-Telemarketing Device for £497.99 from a Marketing company based in London?" When you say "No", the cal
Bye Bye Little Julian
To a little guy who has a big place in my heart, will miss ya but you will always be there! Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free; I'm following the path God laid for me. I took His hand when I heard Him call; I turned my back and left it all. I could not stay another day, To laugh, to love, to work or play. Tasks left undone must stay that way; I found that place at the close of day. If my parting has left a void, Then fill it with remembered joy. A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss; Ah yes, these things, I too, will miss. Be not burdened with times of sorrow; I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow. My life's been full, I savored much; Good friends, good times, a loved one's touch. Perhaps my time seemed all too brief; Don't lengthen it now with undue grief. Lift up your heart and share with me; God wanted me now, He set me free.
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Both of these "Ladies" need your help the next week so spend as much time as possible bombing between the two of them. Have A Great Weekend!
Holiday Wishes
I want to wish you and yours all a Very Merry Christmas and a Wonderful New year... HUGS,SassyElf
ok...this is my new twisted views on dating... #1...GIRLS CAN MAKE THE FIRST MOVE IF INTERESTED...judging by my picks in the past i suck at it...and besides i want a person that can show some drive in there life to go and get what they want...this will prove to me that there outgoing and not afraid to take chances... #2...I WILL N O T BE PLAYING WING MAN ANY not going to be the third wheel and im not going to waste mine or the other persons time sittin around while the other couple has fun while we r clearly not into each other...thanks but no thanks... #3...DATING HAS A SHELF LIFE OF ONE MONTH...maybe im just getting old but the way i see it,,,if your not ready to take it to the next level in thirty days then one of us is wasting the other ones getting to old to be playing these games... AND ON A PERSONAL NOTE... no workaholics... alcolholics... phycos... stalkers... users... game-players... 12 year olds traped in a 20-30 something body
Life At The Bottom Of The Food Chain
I'm an old retired truck driver. I grew up in the 60s when sex drugs and rock 'n roll were the theme of the day. from there, I joined the Army thinking and we get away from that scene and found even more sex drugs and rock 'n roll. I spent two tours in Vietnam and came home addicted to cocaine and heroin and labeled a baby killer. I finally got myself clean and sober and attended college for two years and ended up driving trucks and warehousing for 20 years. I have been clean and sober for the past 20 years. I never married, because it seems as though all the women I ever knew already belonged to someone else so I kind of lost my trust in them. So I guess I earned the nickname sancho. I'm not proud of that I just view of life as it comes at me. In my case it was just women want to have sex with me, but not a relationship. I am now retired and semi-disabled, and I spend my time learning to play guitar, drawing and painting, and playing on the Internet. Ladies don't get me wrong, I
Friends That Mean Alot To Me!!
If You Love Me
I don't know how many times I heard these words, To me these are the cruelest words I've ever heard, How do you put a condition on the one you love, That I must time and again prove you my love. When you say it, I don't know what to do, You must not think that my love is true, For "If you love me" is a knife to my heart, Cutting and slashing and slicing it apart. With "If you love me" there is no way to win, I don't even know where to begin, "If you love me" means you're unsatified, Your disappointment in me you can not hide. "If you love me" is just your simple manipulation, A cruel and uncaring "Love" stipulation, No matter what you use for your justification, There is no way for me to win in that situation. "If you love me" means you're a selfish little thing, Only looking to see, for you what I can bring, For my love to you can only be measured, By what I do that brings you pleasure. So I have something to share with you my sweet dear, For each "If yo
I Elfed My Self!
This is pretty kewl! I am a Elf dancing around! Watch me boogie!
Top Brit :)
Okies heres my other profile which i have been using to get my Referals for fubar. and yep i am the top brit on that site lol Click the link and come join me there and get ur own Referals. :D Click here
Dark An Light We was **Light** when we meet,We was **Light** when we Loved each other. We was even **Light** when we parted.I'm still **Light** but your **Dark** as night.You say I made you **Dark** Funny how light made you dark,you destroyed my love and ripped me apart and I still don't hate you. So funny how light made you **Dark** May you find some peace in your darkness,but blame the **Dark One** you love for your **Darkness**. I leave you with one last thought: I loved you in the **Light** and I can never be yours in the **Dark**. Goodbye My Fallen Dragon,I'll never be yours again,My love is dead. (This is not about My Dark Dragon I love now so please don't cause drama,I'm saying bye To someone else.)
You Might Be A Redneck.roflmao..
"You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. ! 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hol
Work In Progress
Darkness is my best friend, the only voices that speak to me are in my head. Lonliness is an often vistor. Love taunts me, deep inside it festers. screaming voices, through the night they crawl. echoed illusions return the eternal brawls. How could you fuck with my head? 10 yrs later, still wishing to be dead. Standing still caused me to perish you created this, how can you bare it? All the shit you put me through, can't believe I still love you** (** a potential piece) This song is/going to be about all the hell that my mom put me through growing up and how it has affected me still years later. All the unanswered questions asked can somewhat be perceived through these lyrics, well atleast I think.
Why is it that people toy with other people? Make you feel likeyou own the world and then rip everything out from under you? I just really havea hardtime understanding that.
About Me
I'm getting tried of being hurt by guys like to call me names like fat ugly I'm a bitch I want someone who wants me for me not for sex or anything else because what to me when I was younger It happen to me again in aug of this year I don't want it happen again I hope one day I will find Mr right
Forbidden Love Forbidden Love Yours & Mine Deeper Then The Snow. Forbidden Love Yours & Mine Hotter Then The Fire. Forbidden Love Yours & Mine Better Then The Pain. Forbidden Love Yours & Mine Sweeter Then The Fruit. Forbidden Love Yours & Mine Very Much Worth Fighting For!!
Simply put,Badissy=Booty,pussy,an dick!......lmao
Thank You
this is a specal thank you to A/all that helped me the most and made the Hottest Bi-female on Fubar contest a blast. i did not with the most comments, i won by being the judges fav. please go show all these P/people lots of love. first i must thank the host and one of the judges. Tina, she was a blast. Tennessee Tiger¢â@ fubar next is tigers s/o and the other judge. Michael, he was alot of fun.The Return of the Icon (holdin on)@ fubar now for the A/all the ones that helped me. first is Titan. Sir, You made it worth it, with all the chatting that W/we did. it was alot of fun with You helping. ^Titan65{Founder-BaDaSs Bombers&Proud-NAP-Friends}&#GMof BaDaSs'S Wonderland/Rl Hubund&Master to@ fubar next is lutin (Titans beautiful wife/sub). sweety you also made it fun. luTin¢¾Hostess of BaDaSs Wonderland¢¾_/_r/l wife&submissive2^Titan65_/_@ fubar DJBadass (Titan & lutin's handsome son) the pics you posted where great, i never knew what was coming next. ~*DjBaDa
* Happy Birthday Karina *!*
* Happy Birthday to Karina * Isis * Het Heru * Ntr * Ix * Balam * Today is my magickal master number of a birthday - 33! This day also signifies an official "REBIRTH" of Karina On this day of my birth, I wish you always blissful blessings of peace, love, prosperity, abundance, good health, serenity and happiness. I thank you for for your kind offers of Happiness on this day of celebration of my birth and life and I would like to extend that to others in full open heart chakra vibration. A selection of my birthday wishes from others to share with other December babies - as well as to celebrate and honour each of you whether or not today is the day of your birth ! .. ..¨¨)) -:¦:- ¸... ...¨¨)) ((¸¸... .... Happy birthday -:¦:- -:¦:- ((¸¸...* On this day, I would like to celebrate each of you and let you know I am thankful and grateful for your life and your presence here on Earth. Thank you for blessing my life with your beautiful spirit. In
What Team R U On?
I found this great company to work for that I am able to make extra money and make my home safer for my son. Until the end of the year there is a special going on to $1 to join and an order of $50-$60 and your set to get your products and start promoting them. Hope to get and email or message from you soon.
Make Money Online join me here and lets make money together. It is not a lot to start but in time it could add up to be lot of money. If anything could just be some extra spending cash you make doing nothing. Some come and join.
Ok, this is it for me. I will be cancelling my account tonight. This site is so disappointing to me. I have tried my very best to get to know people here, but all anybody wants to do is involve themselves in sexual innuendo, drama, and petty jealousy. As far as I am concerned no one knows the meaning of the words "decent conversation, save the three people in my family. I have the utmost respect for them. I have rated endless profiles, pics, stashes, and blogs. And only a fraction of those people have bothered to rate me back. And that is only to rate my profile, nothing else. This is one big popularity contest and it sickens me. This is not the way adults are supposed to act. If any of my "friends" care, I will be at
Me And Hubby Getting Elfed
Here is my Husband and I
Go Elf Your Self!
This place is kewl... make your self dress up like a elf and dance (it's CLEAN & great for kids) Go Elf your self!
Jager Will Fix It
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Jage(r). Jage(r) is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Jage(r) can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Jage(r) almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Jage(r). Jage(r) may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Jage(r). However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, n
What Kind Of Drink Are You?
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The New Guy
Hello all, I realize my profile looks a bit blank, but... well, I'm still getting the hang of fubar. A bit about myself: im 21, live in a small town, and can be pegged as "the nice guy". I work in a grocery store (in a freezer no less) and unfortunately, i dont get out much. I like to sit down with a good book when i get the chance, I enjoy darn near all types of music (theres always a few exceptions), and im usually a pretty open, friendly, funny guy to be around. I gues i dont know what else to put... if anyone has any questions, or just simply wants to say hi, feel free to. ^_^
New Pimp Outs
I am in need of some help. I would like to help these great people and maybe even get some help myslef!! They are some good people and return love!! Infamous Pitbull ~ The Psi Sanguin~ Fire_Pixis Real Life Fiance?Stangs Underground Gaurd Dog&#@ fubar The Enigma AKA The Black Winged Angel@ fubar Crewzer@ fubar GHOST RIDER HÈHßÈR õ? T.M.Ä.?. & SECURITY FOR WÌ£ÐÇÄT £ÖÚÑGÈ?@ fubar gryphon1 (promo guy for Logan's Island)@ fubar ...and last but not least if you could ?!? Show me some luv too...he he he...and this pimpout is also brought you to by: ♥ JeNn ♥@ fubar
Wis. Drivers Line Up For Gas At 33 Cents
MINOCQUA, Wis. - Dozens of drivers made a mad rush for cheap gas after a station employee accidentally changed the price to 33 cents a gallon. An employee closing Trig's Minocqua Shell for the night mistakenly entered the price of a gallon of gasoline as 32.9 cents instead of $3.299 on Monday night. He left about 10 p.m., but drivers could still use their credit cards to buy gas. Word of the bargain spread fast in the rural northern Wisconsin community, with 42 people buying 586 gallons of gas in an hour and 45 minutes. One person had pumped 27 gallons and two purchased 18 gallons. Local police saw the horde at the station and called store manager Andrea Reuland, who went to the station and pushed the emergency stop. "There were cars two deep at each of my pumps," said Reuland, who knew many of the drivers and told them they were being dishonest — the main store sign had the correct price. "I was very upset that there's that many dishonest people," she said. "They knew there was
John's Contest
Come help John win his contest we are doing good right now need to step it up a bit... would love ya if u could lend a hand......MUAHZZZZ to everyone who helps... THANKS
Just A Few Clicks
Please just some help a click is all i ask if ya think you'd like it sign up its a vampire vrs werewolves roll play game but if your not interested just click and help me out thank you
Happy Hour Contest 2
My first Happy hour contest turned out pretty good. So i'm holding another one. The most comments wins! Need to have a salute to join Need 10 contestants to start the contest Contest will start Dec 10 2007 12pm est to Dec 22 2007 12pm est. Must be a friend to comment. Fan and add me! Self commenting and comment bombing allowed Respect to other contestants is must! Please email me the link to your pic. Merry Christmas
Had To Delete Mumm
Well after speaking with a bouncer, I had to delete my MUMM or risk being Chuckster is so not worth my MUMM's.. I did make a copy as best as I could..twas damn funny! so I will find a way to post a copy in my blog..lololol Chucky LIVES
This is harder than you would think-- Good luck!!'s harder than it looks! Copy and paste into a new email. When you are done, send it on, including to the person who sent it to you. *Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... *they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your name:Laurie 2. 4 letter word: Love 3. Vehicle: Lexxus 4. City: Los Angeles 5. Boy's Name: Leonard 6. Girl's Name: Leann 7. Alcoholic drink: Lemon Drop 8. Occupation: Lawyer 9. Something you wear: Lingerie 10. Celebrity: Lindsey Lohan 11. Food: Lettuce 12. Something found in a bathroom: Lavender 13. Reason for Being Late:Loser 14. Cartoon Character: Lenny (off the simpsons) 15. Something You Shout: Leave me alone 16. Animal:Leopard
This Is Fitting
Best Graphics - Top Comments
when all is lost and you feel the cold air seep into your lungs remember my eyes and know that you are safe and i wont let them take you away i will save you believe in this and i will be there feel my warm hand on the back of your neck the soft caress of a kiss to your cheek and no matter where you are i am with you so smile........
Graphics Contest, Help!
So I hope that some of you out there actually take the time and check this out. I've posted it on my profile and in a bulletin but now I'll post it here for a back up to the back up I guess you could say. This also happens to be my first blog ever, whether here or myspace or anywhere! Haha, so here's the deal. I belong to this forum of sorts that runs contests every once and a while and some of them strike my interest. They've got a graphic contest with the concept of last fan standing in support of the new Will Smith movie I Am Legend. You can do two entries so I did. The first one is an old graphic I made that I just really like and think it will catch people's eye, I just added some stuff and touched it up a bit. The second is just a random picture that I ran into and decided to play around with and add to it. So help me out. Ratings and comments are great, but even if you just view it, it will still help out. Nothing really to lose. First Submission: Second Submission:
Fresh water dolphins attract a mate by picing up a rock in thier mouth and pokeing thier head outta the water, this helps them find thier soul mate......if all things where so simple
THE BEST RESIGNATION LETTER EVER Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards! Dear Mr. Baker, As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time. Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut an
Dear Dogs and Cats, > >The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other >dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in >the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your >food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. > >The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me >to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall >faster than you can run. > >I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about >this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your >comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It >is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the >fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and >having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but >sarcasm. > >For th
Go Pats
Joe Robbins/Getty Images Tom Brady had not thrown less than three TD passes in a game this season ... until the last two weeks. FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- Bill Belichick, the dour face of the New England Patriots, winced ever so slightly. The overriding question, concerning the team's less-than-scintillating run defense, had just come wafting out of the Thursday morning news conference crowd. "Yeah," the head coach said in characteristic monotone, "we're done with the Ravens game. We're on to Pittsburgh." More Steelers-Patriots GUARANTEED WIN: Steelers safety Anthony Smith said his team will definitely hand the Pats their first loss. Story • Smith makes his prediction • Patriots offer their response • Guarantee a wise move? ANIMATION: It's going to be another close game for the Pats. Madden Simulation PERFECT CHASE: The Patriots are trying to join the 1972 Dolphins in producing a perfect season. Pursuit of Perfection SCOUTS INC. If the Steelers a
Live Music will be available for your listening pleasure. (repost of original by 'Avenging Angel {Lucifer} ¢¼R/L BF & Fu-fiance 2 Immortal Soul¢¼' on '2007-12-08 11:54:55')
Nothing Is Stronger Than Family
Christmas In Arlington
I had never heard of this. I have only visited in the summer months. I wonder why the press hasn't enlightened the public about it? Arlington National Cemetery Rest easy, sleep well my brothers. Know the line has held, your job is done. Rest easy, sleep well. Others have taken up where you fell, the line has held. Peace, peace, and farewell... Readers may be interested to know that these wreaths -- some 5,000 -- are donated by the Worcester Wreath Co. of Harrington, Maine . The owner, Merrill Worcester, not only provides the wreaths, but covers the trucking expense as well. He's done this since 1992. A wonderful guy. Also, most years, groups of Maine school kids combine an educational trip to DC with this event to help out. Making this even more remarkable is the fact that Harrington is in one of the poorest parts of the state. Please share this with everyone on your address list. You hear too much about the bad thin
Gay Bar
So a friend was going to the local gay bar with her bi sexual friend lastngiht and wasnt really comfortable about going and kept asking me to go I really didnt feel like it and was actually ready for bed. Well she called and told me I HAD to come down and its only 5 minutes from my house so I did. It was the funnest thing I ever fucking saw! There was a Xmas show and it was drag queens It was soo damn funny. I had fun got pulled to the dance floor but a cute girl and forced to dance with her lol.( shut up melanie i know your laughing if your reading this ) anyways it was really funny watching these big menly men in dresses lip singing and dancing around.My first time seeing a real live drag queen up close lol.
once in a life time people find it hard to deal with life, for a sample, A woman stay with a man for so long and the man cheats on her, or beats her, which I think is bullshit, but that woman stays, WHY??? this is not for just woman, it happends to men also. when you look back on all the years that you have lost in that relationship, you wonder was it ever worth it? well sure it was, but the heartache will always be there, wondering why did he/she every hit me, and what did I do to desirve it??? life is short people, get a grip at reality, and move forward to better things in life, I know I have..... thank you all for reading this, have a wonderful day
i have a christmas tree on my page leave me a gift and make one your self and ill return the favor:) thanks
I have my first ummm idiot in shout... I could not resist sharing with you guys. (Don't forget to start from the bottom. Some people actually have to be reminded. GREG) ->!Naturtas: it's quite all right. hi wife! thanx for the invite, but i don't visit W V, nor would i ever attend a ho ball (whatever that is) seeing as how i'm not a ho. have a great one. WVPimpdadd...: darlin we host the's for invited guests and their friends....she's sitting here beside me right now....we were looking at your profile and thought maybe u wuld be interested in receiving an invitation to come and bring ya friends, but if ya not interested we're sry we bothered ya ->!Naturtas: then why wouldn't you invite her? seeing as how you don't know me, never seen me, etc? WVPimpdadd...: wife's job moved us here...she makes too much money to give it up ->!Naturtas: why would you move to W V? No offense, but... WVPimpdadd...: my cousin?? i'm not related to noone over here...we moved here from V
Truth About Wolves
Truth about Wolves Wolves, are they really the vicious man-eaters they are portrayed to be? The truth is, they are not. Wolves got this reputation through stories meant to instruct children to beware of danger. The stories actually portrayed what we refer to as a modern day predator as a wolf. The story of Little Red Riding Hood portrays a wolf that could change clothes to look like a grandmother. This actually was used to teach children that even people they knew could have a bad side and do evil things. We all know that a wolf could never actually do something like that. The biggest myth known about wolves is that of the werewolf. Were there ever such a thing? The answer is actually in the 1500's and early 1600's many people would go around wearing wolf skins on their backs pretending to be werewolves. These people actually had a psychological disorder and they really thought they were werewolves. Some people actually have a genetic disorder called hypertrichosis (wer
Just For Fun
Friends Survey Hope I receive it back from you. Read through the comments below about your friend and then make sure you read the instructions at the bottom. Have fun! What time is it ? 4:27 pm What's your full name ? Chales Anthony Joseph Vebilun What are you most afraid of ? Spending best years of my life alone What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a Theater ? Phenomenon Place of birth Philadelphia, Pa Favorite Food Chocolate Cake with Cherries & Coconut Icing What's your natural hair color ? Black Ever been to Alaska ? Nope Ever been toilet paper rolling -? Dunno what that is ??? Love someone so much it made you cry Yes Been in a car accident Yes Croutons or bacon bits Bacon Favorite day of the week Sunday, when I spend alot of time with JESUS Favorite restaurant I.H.O.P. Favorite Flower Res Roses Favorite spor
She Drives Me Crazy
Band : Fine young cannibals Song & lyrics : Fine young cannibals I cant stop The way I feel Things you do Dont seem real Tell you what I got in mind cause were runnin out of time Wont you ever set me free? This waitin rounds killin me She drives me crazy Like no one else She drives me crazy And I cant help myself I cant get Any rest People say Im obsessed Everything thats serious lasts But to me theres no surprise What I have, I knew was true Things go wrong, they always do She drives me crazy Like no one else She drives me crazy And I cant help myself I wont make it, On my own No on likes, To be alone She drives me crazy Like no one else She drives me crazy And I cant help myself Uh huh huh She drives me crazy Like no one else She drives me crazy And I cant help myself Uh huh huh She drives me crazy Like no one else She drives me crazy And I cant help myself
I'm Deleting Account
as soon as my vip ends jan 1st this account will be deleted ,this site filled with male whores and too much drama.
We Die Alone But In The End We Rott Together
Every other thought is engulfed with the memory of "her". Nomore then a few hours i spent with "her". but yet i would die for "her". I let my self become invatuated by "her". Of course i had my reservations about "her". They way she never spoke my name, the way she would forgot about whtever plans we made together/or jus simply ignored them. But "her", i cant resist the wondering. Will i every see "her" again? Will i get the chance to maybe better both are lives. Why am I plagued by "her"? But know this when the time is right i will go back for her, regardless of wht might become love, hate, or friendship. She Haunts Me.
Friends Forever
"How long have we been friends?" Thomas asked. "Seems like forever, doesn't it?" Jacob said still thinking back to the first time they met-with no recallection, right away. "Remember how things used to be? So easy, so simple. We ALL thought we knew everything." Thomas said, almost in a trance. "In front of the play house, in London. I remember now." Jacob exlaimed. "That's right, Jacob. We were supposed to have at eachother, until that bobby showed up....." Just then, Jacob seemed to finish the sentence for his long-time friend. "He came out of nowhere. Produced himself from the mist, with a stare that was as cold and clammy as the weather that night." Thomas rubbing his jaw, thinking back."1807? 06? It was sooo long ago, but it was like yesterday!"
Random Shit
so i have a few friends on IMVU now and got one of my own... add me if you are there I'mGuest_bodydraggeron
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Check My Mate Out She Is Awesome
wildatheart@ fubar she is the best friend i have never had she is awesome add rate fan message her
Queen Of The Dead
Thank You!!
About Me
Well let's see. I'm 5'5 135lbs. I have short brown hair and hazel eyes. I like to go campimg ,fishing,hiking, playin darts, candle lit dinners,oh and I like lots of sex. I also like moonlite walks on the beach. I also like to cudle with that special someone and watch a movie. Dislikes I hate mind games. I get enough of mind games from my kids so don't try it cause I will see it comming from a mile away. So if u have any ?'s please ask me. Yours Truely a.k.a Tiny
All Juggalos And Lettes
Just thought I would send ALL the Juggalos and Juggalettes some!!! If you haven't added me yet please show this lette some MWKL Please :)
I took my last final of my college career today!! I cannot believe that 5 years ago I had a brand new baby and was starting college... well starting back to college! Graduation is next friday! I cannot wait to put on my cap and gown and walk across the stage! I know.. big deal lots of people graduate from college, but I never would have gone back if my daughter didn't come along! So this is for her!
X-miss Tree
Uh Warriors 2007 Champs/ Un-defeated!
By Stephen Tsai HawaiiWarriorBeat.Com Editor Hawai'i slotback Ryan Grice-Mullins lunges for the end zone, taking Washington safety Mesphin Forrester with him to complete a 5-yard touchdown reception that broke a 28-28 tie with 44 seconds left. BRUCE ASATO | The Honolulu Advertiser Only a post-game celebration could contain Jason Rivers, foreground, and Colt Brennan, who combined for four touchdowns. JOAQUIN SIOPACK | The Honolulu Advertiser Quarterback Colt Brennan meets the press while fans celebrate on the Aloha Stadium turf following the victory over Washington. JOAQUIN SIOPACK | The Honolulu Advertiser "These guys are so special. They play for each other." COLT BRENNAN | University of Hawai'i quarterback "Me being a senior, I wanted to do something special." JASON RIVERS | University of Hawai'i wide receiver RELATED NEWS FROM THE WEB Latest headlines by topic: • Sports
The Strong Man
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the lady workers. After several minutes, the lady worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," she said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, lady," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got." The lady reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, she said, "All right. Get in."
~not Perfect~
~Woman Aren't Perfect~ Woman aren't perfect, what can't men see We Aren't P*e*r*f*e*c*t And never will be.... They lose their tempers, so easy... Woman Aren't Perfect one day they'll see... We have our flaws, most men not want to see.... But Still expect us yet to be Perfect, NO, Not, Me, i'm far from perfect mostly... copywritten@Mira2007
Crap I Wanna Bitch About.
Some people....... Current mood: disappointed I swear sometimes no matter how hard you try to be friends with someone, they turn around and act like you're just a big steaming pile of shit. Apparently to some people I'm Dr. Phill...ette...Cause I'm a girl. haha Anyway, I've had this one friend that constantly complains about his life and is NEVER happy. It's always because of the stupedist shit, too. I get it, they want attention. Well, in case they haven't noticed, I'm not miss fucking sunshine myself. I have my own shit to deal with and I'm tired of them dragging me down with them. Then all of a sudden they're best friends with someone else that's close to me and they act like that other person is their best friend in the world. I have always been nice to them and dealt with their sorrows the best I could and always had an encouraging word, but now it's like I'm not shit to them so they go and hang out with one of my other friends. WTF??? I'm hurt by that The other frie
The Dumper On The Back Of That Bumper
hehe so I guess my ass should be it's own state or something. I took some new pics of myself for anyone wondering what I look like i have pictures I took today!.
Bad Games Or X-mas
the video game industry is in the grip of demagogues just as shallow and uneducated. Take federal prosecutor Kym Worthy, who according to the Detroit News (by way of GamePolitics) just issued a "Top 10 Most Violent Games" list. The list (with what I presume is a press summary of the list comments, courtesy Detroit local news station WXYZ) follow. 1. Grand Theft Auto "Allows to [sic] players to act out crimes and rewards players for doing so." [1] 2. Manhunt (presumably Worthy means Manhunt 2) "Revolves around the making of a snuff film." 3. Scarface "Involves buying and selling drugs and killing hundreds of people." 4. 50 Cent: Bulletproof "Rapper 50 cent is involved in a web of corruption, double crosses and shady deals that lead him on a bloody path through New York's drug underworld." 5. 300: The Video Game "Invites game room gladiators to slice their way through the Persian army." 6. The Godfather "Opens with a 'child's version' of the player witnessing the
My Christmas Tree
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Easy Fubucks!!!!!! :)
i am in a HH contest....up against a bombing i need your help.....if you do 50 comments i will give u 5,000 fubucks.....thats 100 per comment. Easy Fubucks! :) Send me a private msg when u have reached the 50. Thanks :) Have a good day! ONLY PIC COMMENTS COUNT...NOT RATES. here is the contest link. CLICK THE PICTURE TO GET TO PAGE THEN COMMENT. :) THANKS SO MUCH HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT :)
Free Coffin
A newspaper in St. Mary's, Maryland is offering a free coffin to the first person to kill themselves in a drunk driving accident over the holiday season. The editor's brother was killed by a drunk driver in 1975 and has been crusading against drunk driving ever since. It's a compelling message, though we wonder how effective it's going to be. Though we do hear Tony La Russa is an early favorite. Reading the guy's newspaper (St. Mary's Today) makes use wonder if he isn't a bit off. That being said, I'm sure most of us have lost people we cared about to drunk driving and hope that no one has to claim the prize
How I Am
well i hang with my friends, i drink to get drunk or just to drink. i dont know many people or have many friends i dont get along with many grils y cause they r ho's the ones i do get along with i wouldnt trade 4 the world..i keep my friends colse cause u never no what might happen..well i love all my friends they know who they ya u know how i am lets get drunk and see what happens..
"Bleed" I'm feeling crossed I take it inside Burn up the pain My thoughts are strange Just like the things I used to love Just like the tree that fell I heard it If art is still inside I feel it I wanna bleed Show the world all that I have inside I wanna scream Let the blood flow that keeps me alive Take all these strings They call my veins Wrap them around Every fucking thing Presence of people Not for me Well I must remain in tune Forever My love is music I will marry melody I wanna bleed Show the world all that I have inside I wanna scream Let the blood flow that keeps me alive Won't you let me take you For a ride You can stop the world Try to change my mind Won't you let me show you How it feels You can stop the world But you won't change me I need music I need music I need music to set me free To let me bleed
maybe its destiny maybe the world tests me no one seems to want me my heart is aching from being so lonely no one to care just to be there no shoulder to cry on not at all so i hold my sorrow in let not one tear drop fall maybe its meant to be maybe its destiny maybe love and happiness just werent meant for me
Real Happiness
When you look at the one who you "love" or who "loves" you (especially if it's only been 3 weeks), do you feel happy? Do you think of that person every waking moment? Do you wish to be with that person whenever you can? Have you ever asked yourself if you are truly happy with him/her? Why let someone else control your happiness because you feel obligated to give them a chance? After 3 weeks, if they haven't made you happy, then personally why be with them? Why cause yourself any more pain and hurt? When someone else who doesn't even know you but a week can sense the unhappiness in your words, than that should be a tell tale sign of something being wrong. I'm not here to judge anyone, but i'm a lot smarter than the average 28 year old woman. I hate to see people hurt on purpose...why? Love yourselves enough to care about your own happiness. No one can make you happy but YOU!
Australian Tourism
Australian Tourism: questions answered These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism website. Obviously the answers came from fellow Aussies.....just trying to help: Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?(UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water... Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of? Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA) A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in t
Well, I was just curious to see how many people are lazy. I was doing a few loads of dishes yesterday when I got home from work... and I realized that I never wash my dishes before I run them through the dish washer... I just rinse them at most. I was emptying the dishwasher and noticed that some of the dishes still had stuff stuck to them... so, being the lazy person I am, I just left them in the washer to run though again. Again, after running them through for the second time; they were still dirty. So, my point to this blog is: How many people wash their dishes before running them through the washer... AND how many of you are lazy and keep running the dirty things through the washer? If you run them through and don't wash them, how many times will you let them run through before finally washing them?
Need Ur Help
Vote me Mr. Santa, 15,000 needed , vote as much as i like
why are some women afraid of clowns? im dying to know ladies
Twisted Contest
Presents The Elimination Show Down !!! It's All About Survival !! Heres how it works 1. CONTESTANTS MUST BE SALUTED - Level 5 or Higher 2. MUST ADD AS FRIEND TO ACCESS CONTEST FOLDER 3. Bombers Must Also Be Saluted - Level 5 Or Higher 4. ONCE Contest starts No New Entries 5. Once Contest Starts I will add people as I see them I do have to sleep. (If they are Confederate Bombers They Will Be Blocked NOT Added ) 4A. My Blocked List Will Be Cleared With The exception of Confederate Bombers None will be allowed to participate. Rates = 5 Pts Each Comments = 1 Pts Each This contest is one Of Jokers Wilds One Of A Lind Contest. Each 24 Hrs after the start I take out the Contestants Picture with the highest amount of comments and rates until there is only one contestant. ( * Folder will be closed during Removal and screenshot, and highest scored photo removed and Folder will then be reopened - Max 5 Min ) Another Catch, just because y
~to My Haters~
Don't Forget
When the tears have stopped falling and the worst of the pain is gone Don't forget me When you're going to bed and wake up just to realise I'm no longer there Promise me you won't forget Do keep in your memory the times, the laughter and the cries? Please tell me you'll treasure it all Don't be mad at me, please don't be I can't take it if you are It's not my fault, it's out of my reach Or perhaps I'm a coward... Please don't hate me for the choices I've made It already hurts too much as it is We've gone through a lot I hope I've given you something back Hope you'll remember me as I was, not the way I am now I'm sorry about all of this I know words don't help, but as you look back Please remember me the way I was Remember the good times And as another chapter begins I'd like to hold you close, kiss you and wake up one last time For when the morning comes a new day has begun And as I kiss you and whisper my last farewell I hope that the next time
The Night Before X-mas
This Is Me
There's something about me that people don't often understand. Is it my morals and beliefsand that I have my feet planted on firm land? My mind is always turning with thoughts and concerns of others. Maybe I care too much about the people around me or whom I encounter in life. It seems I lose friends more quickly than keeping them. But maybe that is my destiny and my task at hand. Maybe I was put here to be a short memory in one person's life in order to fulfill that one piece that was missing. Maybe I'm here for guidance of others. Maybe I'm a leaning post for yet others. If I make a difference in your life, I thank you for allowing me that opportunity. If I made sense in my words to you or perhaps I loved you as a friend should when no one else could. Maybe my words that flow from my fingertips to the keyboard struck a chord with you once or maybe my sweet voice as it sang to you through the thick air made you complete at that lonely hour you felt. The passion in my soul is meant to
Is no more... Ive with this company for years and now its just gone. I will miss you unlimited plan minutes... I will miss your red logo and my red shirt. Bye cell one thanks for the memories the money and the rockin bonuses. Bring it on The New ATandT "Your world is wireless AT and T is wireless"
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Military And Holiday
Made some new skins. Did almost all the U.S.Military ones that have been requested as well as a couple just for general use. If you have any others you would like to see added to the Military skins, drop me a private message and I'll see what I can do over the next couple days. Skins For Help Ripping Skins...Check out my Step By Step FuBar Support Blog Here's my link. :) Year of the Dragon™@ fubar Oh would seem that some don't understand that For Personal use only, means I would appreciate it NOT being ripped. The skins like that have my actual image included. Please...don't take those. I can ask over and over and they still get ripped. I share freely and appreciate respect. ************************************************** Lonely Angel U.S.AirForce U.S. Army U.S.Marines Marine Wife Winter Scene Happy Holidays (NP) Further up the skins list. Happy Holiday
"nothing Seems
"Nothing seems important to anyone until they come close to losing it. They will go on day by day and ignore those around them that make their life worth while. No one ever pays attention to someone like that until they aren't there. At this time, they realize exactly what that person was doing for them and begin to see that they aren't as alone as they think.
All Me!!!
Before I Came A Mom...
Special Mom Once you have been hit, you have to hit 5 pretty Special Moms. Including the one who thought of YOU today & sent it to YOU...If you get hit again, You will know you are Really pretty! So hit 5 pretty moms on your friends list to let them know they are pretty special! Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didnt worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didnt want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into
Okay, I'm a pretty nice person, right? I try to go to everyone's page that visits mine and leaves me any kind of love. Even if you vote on my mumm, I'll rate your profile. (Although, if you act too ignorant in there, I won't! ha!) Anyway, I don't bother anyone, I act civil, do not stir up drama...right? If you know me in any way, you know I am right! I try to be as compliant as I can be with Fubar's policies. Sometimes, someone is quicker than me for marking NSFW pics. :P But when I know they are NSFW for sure, I always try to mark them immediately. Granted, sometimes, my IE or Vista or just the daggone cable acts up and I can't there before someone else does but I get there. And if I do have something that should be marked NSFW, it's just an honest mistake. Hey, I never said I was an angel with horns is all I ever claimed! ;) Anyway, enough of all this explaining. Let me get to the dirty deed that was done to me tonight. You might say harmless but put yourself in my sho
Humm Luv Me Babe
female or male ? i agree
Game Related
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale: a tale of a fateful trip. That started from this tropic port, Aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty fisherman, The skipper brave and sure. Five RMTs set sail that day For a three hour tour, a three hour tour. The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed, If not for the 3rd party POS-hack tool, The minnows would be lost, the minnows would be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle With Gllgnnnn Thsskprrjr too, Mlyndnnr and his wife, Mvyssttr Pfssannmryn, Here on Gilseller's Isle. So this is the tale of the castaways, They're here for a long, long time, They'll have to make the best of things, Til the GMs catch their crime. The first mate and the Skipper too, Will do their very best, To make themselves a lot of gil, At the rest of our expense. No sub, no gear, no chocobos, Not a single luxury, Like mithras in the jungle, As
Just Out Of Reach
Why is it that all the great things that come up in life or the Great Ppl you meet seem to just over-time.... Slip away from us?? And those Great things you can see and want so Badly are Just out of Reach. Each time that we reach for them they seem to just slip farther away from us don't they?? It has happened to me SO MANY TIMES!! Something or Someone great comes along and I reach out to it or them and they just seem to slip away even farther. I meet some of the greatest ppl EVER, and overtime they just.... slip away. I hate when this happens, and every time it hurts just a little more. I try to be friends with alot of ppl and I never try to choose sides with anyone really. At times some friends may be a little more fun to hang out with at the time, but I will still try and be there for all my friends. I try to be one of those friends that doesn't... just slip away. And it seems that this blog ended in a place I didn't really expect or they way I wanted it to. But I
Pc Problems
'member Of The Misfit Angels'
Thanks to the crew..'members of the misfit~ angels' for another great piece of work..amazing stuff when the call goes out they appear from nowhere.. Great people good friends and all round fantastic bunch of misfit's Thanks Again Denno.
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Things I Found On Other's Pages That Ring True
link to the writer's home page(please read more of her writings) To the ladies out there- Treat yourself as if you were a queen. DO NOT settle for anything less than you deserve! No ring or money or promise is worth settling for. If he doesn't treat you the way you want to be treated or make you feel the way you want to feel, then he is not worth your time, effort, love, or affection. You know you've found the right one when he feels like he doesn't deserve you. That in his eyes, you and you alone are so desirable and wonderful in every single way, he can't even fathom the fact that you would even give him a chance. That is the man every Woman dreams of and that is the man every Woman deserves. But ladies, always, always remember, just because this man worships the ground you walk on does not mean he deserves to be treated any less than the five star treatment he gives you. As a Woman you are a diamond and he is the gold. What would that ring
Through Bleeding Eyes
Hi everyone! The life of a music director gets very hectic at this time of year. In the next two weeks, I will be involved in 5 evening rehearsals and 6 performances. That means my time online will be somewhat limited. I want you all to know that if I do not get the chance to comment to you or rate any of your items, it's because of those time constraints. I know I have the best friends and family here and I want to keep ALL of you! If I don't get the chance to wish you a Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa or Happy Hanukkah during that time, I wish you all the best holidays possible now. Hopefully things will return to normal during winter break! Peace and love to all of you!!!!!
Revamp Child Support
i have recently been free of child support for the first time in over 20 years. i have no problem supporting my children. however, i am against supporting my ex-wifes drinking habit. my son never had clothes for school or shoes for his feet but she would take my 135.00 support check to the bar and cash it. she would remain there till the bar closed. comeing home with no money from that child support check. my son was always hungry when he came to visit. my idea to end abuse of child support is to issue a card only good for food or clothes. that way the money is going where it should be. to the child. there is way too much power and corruption in the child support racket. i say a nation wide revamping is seriously needed. remember. absolute power is absolute corruption absolutely. courts should only get involved in extreme cases. suchas, dead-beat parents. otherwise let the voters decide on a fair and just way of getting child support to the child not the parent.
People are unreasonable, illogical and self centered Love them anyway If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives Do good anyway If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies Succeed anyway The kindness you show today will be forgotten tomorrow Be kind anyway Honesty and frankness will make you vulnerable Be honest and frank anyway The biggest person with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest person with the smallest mind. Think big anyway What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight Build anyway People really need help, but may attack you if you help them Help people anyway Give the world the best you have, and you might get kicked in the teeth Give the world the best you have anyway
The Man Who Didn't Believe In Love
"There was once a man who didn't believe in love. This was an ordinary man just like you and me, but what made this man special was his way of thinking: He thought love doesn't exist. Of course, he had a lot of experience trying to find love, and he observed the people around him. Much of his life had been spent searching for love, only to find that love didn't exist. Wherever this man went, he would tell people of his thoughts and opinions on love. This man was highly intelligent, and he was very convincing. What he said was the love is just like a drug; it makes you very high, but it creates a strong need. You can become highly addicted to love, but what happens when you don't receive your daily doses of love? Just like a drug, you need your everyday doses. He used to say that most relationships between lovers are just like a relationship between a drug addict and the one who provides the drugs. The one who has the biggest need is like the drug addict; the one who has a little
All Of Us Arent Bad!
Well I havent been on here very long now and have noticed that there must be alot of disrespect going around. There are some of us that were raised to have respect for the opposite sex. I understand that its an adult website and you have to take the good with the bad at your own discretion. People are going to be people no matter how you try to avoid it. I myself do not get offended to easy but i'm sure not gonna try to offend someone on here. There are still a few of us that were raised to be polite and respectful. So i'm not to offended when i read pages and they talk about not wanting to see this or hear that from someone because i know its not me. Well anyway this was just a thought off of the top of my head and just to let you ladies know that there are some good guys left. I'm not much of a writer so thats it for my first blog attempt.
Nothing Left
Darkness is my heart. Tears me apart. Swallows me whole. Hell in my soul. These eyes so bright, swallowed up the night. This pain so deep puts hope to sleep. Dreams have run away. Nothing left to say. Never knowing why makes me want to die. Happiness has gone. Where the fuck's my dawn? Trapped in night. Nothing left to fight. Scream in silence with this peaceful violence. Inside broken. Appearance token. Still just running round. Lost and never found. What am I looking for? And where the hell is the door?
Snow Sex
Gettin Better
All though i am still upset about issues life is better... I bought a new car!! way excited... wanna get a new job tho... got a new piercing died my hair... i think im attempting to become a whole new maybe then i wont get so used...who knows.. but yea at least i dont care anymore, well i mean i still care im just not mad about the stupid shit anymore
Descriptive Survey's
You Are a Little Anal Retentive Okay, so you're occasionally uptight, but it's not like you fill your day with little OCD rituals. You just like to exercise a little control over your life, and that's usually a good thing. As long as you limit your anal retentive ways to your own behavior, you're not annoying anyone. Deep down, most people are exactly like you.Are You Anal Retentive? You Are 20% Capitalist, 80% Socialist You see a lot of injustice in the world, and you'd like to see it fixed. As far as you're concerned, all the wrong people have the power. You're strongly in favor of the redistribution of wealth - and more protection for the average person.Are You a Socialist or Capitalist? Guys Think You're Easy to Be With... But Not Easy You're definitely a flirt - and a good one. But you also know that you shouldn't make a move on any cute guy who passes by. You save your seductive moves for someone who already knows the real you. That way, your sex appeal is just
Internet Spys
I seem to have developed a couple of spys..who check out my friends pages to see what I am sending them..and checks out mine to. I have confronted I think hes developed a couple of new ids to check my page out..and others.. so he thinks I don't know whats going on. Anyways, if your gonna spy on me.. just use your original name. TY!!
Warewolf Child
The winds wailing high into the night, earth heaving , mound of breasts swelling as the screams get louder. The cave opens its canal as a beast pushes out of the canal, as mother pushes harder, the beast pushes its way out, lifted above from the belly. A baby girl born, small dark with tiny fangs, pointed ears, wisps of hair trailing down to her back, pointed nails like the beast, yellos eyes peeking to see her mother for the frist time. mother wraps and cradles her new born warewold child, gazing out to from inside the cave and sees the others that had shown up. The main leader of the pack lifts his head up, nose towards the full moon and gives a long howl as the others follow along. as the mother greets the child to her breast it greedily takes on the breast and quietly suckles sleeping soundly in the arms of mother. she stands tall, long black hair, red stained lips, pale like the snow and green eyes. walking slowly with her newborn towards the pack, lays the child down and
Less then 5,000 to go ya'll!
Sos, Im Thinking Too Much Help Me Now..plz?
OK here's the thang, i have a song stuck in my head and i ..can ..NEVER remember the name, now...i'm going fraggin loopy, here's some scattered lyrics, hawllppp plsssss? we had broken up for good jsut an hour before.(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba) the juke box plays a song i used to know (that ba shit) we had been together for a million years(babashit) They just dont ride like that anymore, no they dont! omg be kind, stop this torture~
The first rose holds the joy that's in my heart today, The second is the feelings I feel in every way The third rose is the sunshine around me when your near, The fourth holds the shedding of every joyful tear. The fifth rose is the patience in your heart for me at times, The sixth makes up for waiting for the words you love in rhyme. The seventh rose holds the caring I give so full and free, The eighth it holds the loving you give so much to me The ninth rose is to forgive me when I'm harsh or wrong The tenth is to thank you for choosing me through your whole life long The eleventh rose is to say I love you each and every way The twelfth is to carry these feelings from day to day to day. Another dozen roses, a dozen reasons shared, Of love, life and friendship with my love who always cared
Maejic Bones
MST3K is back! Well, sort of.  Many of you may remember a show called MST3K, or Mystery Science Theater 3000, if you want to get technical about it. If you've never heard of the show, or just want to refresh your memory, Wikipedia describes it thus: "Mystery Science Theater 3000 (often abbreviated MST3K) is an American cult television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson and produced by Best Brains, Inc. that ran from 1988 to 1999.The series features a man and his robot sidekicks who are trapped on a satellite in space and forced to watch a selection of terrible movies, especially (but not initially limited to) science fiction films. The premise of the show is that the man and his robots make a running commentary on the film, making fun of its flaws and wisecracking their way through the film in the style of a movie theater peanut gallery. Series creator Hodgson originally played the stranded man, Joel Robinson. When he left in 1993, series head writer Michael J. Nelson replaced him a
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options me nu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-te
Tesa's Personal Thoughts
Okay the pic above is a link to my photo please come and rate me. It is my first contest and I at least want to see how many people will vote on it. Tesa
Love Me Or Hate Me
Yep, that's my subject for the night. Love me, or hate me. Thats all you have to do. Its almost Christmas time, its also almost my birthday. Love me, or hate me. I really don't care what you think of me or of my looks, love me, or hate me. Christmas is the time for love, sharing and caring. Love me, or hate me. You can choose to rate all, pics and stashes, I don't care much anymore, it no longer matters how many you know on here, I can love you or hate you, but, I chose to love my friends on here, no matter the price paid, bought, fought or even a thought. So, as for me, you can either love me, or hate me. No matter to me. You can love me for rating or not rating, you can hate me for not rating or for rating, it no longer matters. What matters to me right now is the spirit of Christmas, I wont get religious on anyone, dont want haters, but when it comes down to it, our heavenly Father jesus, he is the reason for the season, so, You can love me, or hate me.
Somewhere I see a beautiful horizon ahead of me. Dreams whisper across the vast ocean of my tears. Alas, what is this I see? A new beginning just for me. Tiny hands grasp my fingers, the tendrils of love wrap around my heart. I hold this precious life so very close to me, as this life is what I give unto thee.
just some thoughts..what happens when the line between the cyber world and reality cross??this is something i have been given allot of thought to my case you end up losing someone that you care about allot.i this case i was unable to seperate my feelings from the cyber world from the real world. i have always just played along in the "games" that occur in places like this and took them for what they are and that is just mainly and distraction and entertainment. this time was different i began to have real deep feelings for this person and ended up losing her for expressing them. yes i should have known better but when you meet someone that is as wonderful as i did it was hard not to. maybe i would have been better off in just having fun. But again can anyone really hold back on their feelings ok most guys do. but isnt that what woman always say that is what is wrong with men? sorry to anyone that reads this.take care all and have a happpy holiday season john
Search Yourself
Dreaming of days past, never will anything last, finding yourself lost, you search.. days go by, weeks neverending, only to realize.. all you had been searching for you already had the answers to.. search inside yourself, you'll be surprised at just how much truth you will find.
Welcome To My World
You thought it was just another fairy tale; You thought it was just a dream, just wait the best has yet to come; the clock is ticking so hear me well. My purpose in this drab little world will soon arrive, let's just see if you'll survive. Dampened earth tainted in a carpet of sanguine dreams, oh how I loved to hear you scream, writhing that delicate flesh beneath me, all that's left now is your useless head. Come to me, my child of sin. Welcome to my world.

Hi Fubar friends, I am happy to report I am not single anymore ... I have found my mr.right...I am happy that I found him hopefully we will be married by valentines day!!!! hopefully if all works as planned....I love this man with all my heart.... hope everyone finds their happiness.... much love,Becky
My Life
I was born on the 4th of September 1975 and was born with jet black hair and was a beauty baby with a devilish smile or so I have been told I was walking by 8 months and by 8 and half 9 months I was starting to talk first word I ever said that came out of my moth was shit and from that moment on the first 5 years of my life would be filled with fun not that I can remember just what I was told by my folks and other family members when I was 2 years old I was feeling adventurous and I got out of the house and saw a milk cart so I decided to get in it and see what happened when I started it I drove it right up a curb almost hitting a lamp post the milk man went grey over night aren’t I a sweetie when I was 2 almost 3 I locked myself in my uncles flat and my mum and uncle had to call the fire service to come get me out he had only just moved in again aren’t I sweet at 3 I got my first bike and I rode it with out training wheels god im good then
Sex Questions!
Welcome 2 the Nasty Survey. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person (person who posted it)? if so, message them your answers!!! rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ me in? answer: 3.Would u eat it up? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use desert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like ...
Are you a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime? Pay attention to what you read. After you read this, you will know the reason it was sent to you! People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person. REASON: When someone is in your life for a REASON. . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done.
I am the thinker With no boundaries to trap me Every thought, every wish, every Dream Is a miracle placed in my mind It's when I'm lost in thought is when I'm free, I am one of a kind I cannot control what I see with my minds Eye My imagination can show me happiness When all I feel is pain It can show me sunshine even in the blowing rain It allows me to see those I've longed for And those I lost Those I set free despite the cost I played my own game, I dealt my own cards I look for love in all the wrong places And was left emotionally scarred But none the less I am strong I get back up just when I think I'm done for those who want to doubt me Or think I'm nonchalant I was given the gift of thinking And through this... I know just what I want
The Truth About Hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state t
Poetry 4
Have you ever watched a red sherbet sky With a collage of clouds cascading by It reflects upon the ocean It looks like the sun is falling in Its like a lullaby in motion to watch the night as it begins have you ever waited along stardust beaches descending from silver sands of time longing for you to come inhale my first kiss upon your lips and to feel your rhythmic motion as our bodies intertwine it is in your arms that love cannot disdain me nor shackle the passions that fuels the fires the prisms that glistens from the sweat of your chest arouses my prodigious and never ending desires remember the red sherbet sky as it blends with the emotions we unfold love is a miracle that finds us and can never be bought nor sold
Just Sayin
Just sayin...I need to really get my shit together Just sayin...I just beat up this sunkist orange soda like it was my job Just sayin...I really should be working Just sayin...I regret some recent events and decisions I've made Just sayin...I should abstain from sex Just sayin...I shouldn't abstain from sex am I crazy!!! Just sayin...I hate wearing the same damn work uniform everyday Just sayin...I like wearing the same damn work uniform because I don't have to decide what to wear the next day! Just sayin...I'm running out of things to say Just sayin...I've just thought of some more things... Just sayin...I like my car...a lot! Just sayin...its cool...its gray...sporty, quick, handles nice.... Just sayin...I like wearing my Air Force 1's to work Just sayin...everyone laughs at me when I do Just sayin...they are dirty tho...because I've been too lazy to clean the mofos Just sayin...........I gotta pee... later

To the ladies out there- Treat yourself as if you were a queen. DO NOT settle for anything less than you deserve! No ring or money or promise is worth settling for. If he doesn't treat you the way you want to be treated or make you feel the way you want to feel, then he is not worth your time, effort, love, or affection. You know you've found the right one when he feels like he doesn't deserve you. That in his eyes, you and you alone are so desirable and wonderful in every single way, he can't even fathom the fact that you would even give him a chance. That is the man every Woman dreams of and that is the man every Woman deserves. But ladies, always, always remember, just because this man worships the ground you walk on does not mean he deserves to be treated any less than the five star treatment he gives you. As a Woman you are a diamond and he is the gold. What would that ring be without one or the other?
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Just Wanted To Say ...
I am new to all this so I just wanted to make sure I say thanks and acknowledge everyone!! Since I am still taking baby steps around the bar!! You all have made me feel real welcome and I just wanted to say thank you!!! All my best....... Christa
Hey Recently i've been going through alot in my life. I've got a lot of people that I think are my friends, that really aren't I don't think. I feel alone and wish I had more friends to hang out with. I've recently been bitchy at alot of people. I'm sorry. listen if you read this and you are on my friends list and I talk to you its just a friendly hi how are you doing? if you dont wanna talk to me when I shout out at ya. delete me from your profile. I bet in the end I wont have many people on it. Well ok. Bye
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Damn It
it says create your first blog I thought this was my second and whats more I can afford shit I only got 90 fuckbucks. WTF what jip is there anyone that can tell me(no I wont go to help) I dont like help from owners and I stay away from authority figures tooo that anyone can tell me wtf is a fan or ok imm pissed
Always On My Mind
Always on My Mind I couldn’t keep you off my mind You were always willing to talk Always wanting to give me peace of mind Never once saying you didn’t have the time Always there with an open heart Never once trying to hurt me Being there as a part A part of me that I could see I could search your heart By looking into your eyes And see that your heart Was also a part of me I will always be here Just for you Hoping you will always be there Just for me To love and hold No matter what happens I will always be here to love and hold Never once will my heart snap Breaking the bond of love That holds us together Our love is a sweet love One that will last forever As I search my heart For the words to describe my feelings I will never part from your heart Hoping our love will form a ceiling Bonding us together No matter what it is I will always be here for you, forever
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I can't understand why I must always be unhappy. I can't seem to find the right girl to be in my life and if I ever find someone I could ever think to be "The One", something goes wrong to where we are parted. I see all these happy couples, why can't I be like them? Why can't I fall asleep next to someone every night and wake up to their face every morning? What the hell is it gonna take? I've waited for so long and the longer I do, the more the loneliness hurts. I can't ever sleep anymore, nothing appeals to me anymore. I know some people are just meant to be alone, but why me? Why do I not deserve the one to be buried next to me? I always settle for less, just so I can hear someone tell me they love me, but when I get something perfect, it's taken from me, always. Is this a test, a sign? What the hell is this subliminal message? I'm so tired of this pain. I'm not a bad guy at all, I've never cheated, I don't treat people like shit, what do I have to change?
Thank You All
just want to say some special thanks to these awesome members who help me so hard to level up yesterday I hope i've forgotten nobody if yes tell it to me, my bar tab doesn't work correctly since a few days thx and hugs to all buttafli kisses@ fubar Denno666666@ fubar blue eye devil enforcer of fire and ice leveling crew@ fubar Sunsetbeauty~ Founder of Fire and Ice Crew@ fubar MrsVain ~~~Member of Fire and Ice!!!~~~~@ fubar Billy*Fire and Ice Punisher*@ fubar Txkitten83~Owner of Fire & Ice~ Asst. Mgr. of Fire & Ice Leveling Family~@ fubar nice_girl_4_now@ fubar ~*~N_B_K~*~BADBOY~4~life~co/founder of Fire and Ice Crew~*~@ fubar ~*~Cotton Candy Kisses~*~ Co-Founder of Total Chaos Leveling Crew@ fubar Fireant
Holiday Contest
Hello everyone, I will be hosting my first contest starting at 9:00 P.M. Eastern Time December 15th and ending at 9:00 P.M. Eastern Time December 26th. This will be a comment contest. There will be 3 winners. First place 600,000 Fubucks, second place 150,000 Fubucks and third place 50,000 Fubucks. You may submit any pic you like as long as it is not NSFW. If you would like to enter simply send me a mail. Anyone may join so please tell your friends. Thanks and Good luck!
Nice Guys
I have come to realize something’s of late, and I had to admit some hard truths. I had to admit that, my life is this way cause I made it that way! It’s true, I am so afraid of getting hurt, that I push the ones who love me away, and because of that I won’t let anyone get close to me, I find a reason to end the relationship, then I blame the break up on them! When I know it’s not true, I ended the relationship because I am afraid of getting hurt. I took a lot for me to admit that and I feel all the better because I have. The next thing I had to admit, was that, there are people in this world that do want me, all I had to do was open my eyes and look around me, there every where! It has amazed me how many times in a day I get hit on and flirted with, and I am enjoying the attention! The women that I am talking about are very hot and sexy, not some over the hill house wife who is fat and nasty. My self esteem as gone way up! Guess it just took a shake up in my life to
Fu Marriages Are Rediculous
sure...fubar is a tolerable way to kill some time but for the love of god people....ITS THE INTERNET! meeting peope on the net is fine...but mature aldults having fu hubbys and wives?'s really kind of gay dontcha think? perhaps a bit less time in fatansy land and a bit more in reality...may help with that bi polar disorder you are...or should be...medicated's called A LIFE you should try it.
I was awaken this morning by a huge crash, not knowing what it was at the time I took a few minutes before I checked on the sound. I look out my window and 1/2 of a tree was on my shed then 20 min later another section of the tree came down but this time on my home. Kinda freaky just needed to let it out, Thanks for stopping.
I'm Still Here
Broken Heart Chant
To Ease a Broken Heart You will need the following ingredients (be sure to charge them all before you begin): strawberry tea (one bag) Small wand or stick from a willow tree sea salt 2 pink candles a mirror one pink drawstring bag one quartz crystal a copper penny a bowl made of china or crystal that is special to you 1 teaspoon dried jasmine 1 teaspoon orris-root powder 1 tsp. strawberry leaves 1 teaspoon yarrow 10 plus drops apple-blossom oil or peach oil 10 plus drops strawberry oil On a Friday morning or evening (the day sacred to Venus) take a bath in sea salt in the light of a pink candle. As you dry off and dress, sip the strawberry tea. Use a dab of strawberry oil as perfume or cologne. Apply makeup or groom yourself to look your best. Cast a circle with the willow wand around a table the the other ingredients. Light the second pink
1.Where would we be? []My house []Ur House []Pool []Pooltable/Shop Dressing Room []Shower []parents room LOL OTHER....please explain in () 2.What position? []Doggy Style []Missionary []69 []OTHER...() 3.What would you use?? []chains and whips []choc. syrup and whip cream []strawberries and whip cream []cherries and chocolate []ropes and hand cuffs OTHER...() 4.Lights? []ON []off 8.Protection? []Yes []No 9.Day or Night? []DAY []NIGHT 10.What song would we fuck to? ()PLEASE EXPLAIN...... or bottom []top []bottom 12. where wud i cum [] chest [] pussy [] face [] mouth 13. who will be there [] alone [] 3 sum , 2 girls [] 3 sum , 2 boys 14. how wud u pleasure me [] hand [] mouth [] privates [] toys 15. wat do find kinky bout me and explain........ 16.Will you repost to see what others say? []YES you better .. REAdY SEt GO!!! []NO
When Dreams Go Bad
drifting to deep sleep, blackness all around not a sound to be made. wondering in my white shimmering night gown, long dark hair ever still, green eyes wide open seeking my way through the dark. fog curling swirling creeping up to my bare feet just ahead i see figures creeping along the fog, branches of twigs starts to entangle my feet to keep me still, spread my fingers apart to claw away the branches. zombies comming to my way i start to run. i run into the blackness forever running no where to run to. nothing for miles i run in eternity. my bare feet swifting faster and faster and the zombies some how get closer and closer thier finger tips just about reaching my flowing hair, i dont seem to be moving at all even my legs run faster and faster and they somehow are still behind me. zombies grasp my arms, tackled being ripped apart. i awake in cold sweat dripping to my bosoms, beads tickling my forhead. head pounding hard as my heart trys to slow down. i see my breath in the cold air a
Too Much To Ask For
In the midst of all the days and nights of being lonely, you long for someone to just be by your side.... to have there.... to talk hold... a face to go along with the voice and words that are said to you in a text or even over the phone...... you long to see a better day ahead, and to see that someone is there for it all... the good and bad times...... the one that if you walk in the room, you are automatically the one that they spot and in that very moment.... YOU are their everything... you 2 are one... heart, soul, and passion. Is it too much to ask for? Is it too much to want that person to be your best friend, your lover, and the spark that ignites everything?? There is only so much that one can take... there is only so much that a heart that is already in pieces can take... Will she ever be able to piece this back together?? As she sits and waits and wonders if it will ever be her time... she begins to see all the ones that are happy and just wants to have that for her
The Grinch Who Smoked Christmas
The Grinch Who Smoked Christmas Now the Who’s down in Whoville had really good pot But the Grinch who lived just north of Whoville did not. He’d scraped out the resin that stuck to his bowl And re-rolled all the roaches that he could re-roll. And there with the winter snow freezing his bones He sat on his mountain-top starting to Jones His eyes were all bleary his head it was sore And all he could think of was trying to score. I can see them all now with their heads all a spinnin’ Their eyes are half open; they’re stupidly grinnin’. They’ve drawn their Who draperies across their Who blinds they’ve stoked up their Who bongs they’re out of their minds. They’ve burned out their brain cells with fat sticks of Tai; And Panama Red; it brings tears to my eyes. There’s gooey black hash that they’ve burned under glass And skunky Hawaiian; man this just burns my ass. They’ve munched out on nachos, on pretzels, on chips; they’ve dipped them in mustard. . .they’ve dip
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled
This Is How I Feel
I'm feeling really unappreciated. Your takin` my love for granted, babe. and I don't know how much more, I can take from you. You don't do the things you use to do. You don't even say I love you too. And lately I've been feeling, Feeling unappreciated. Woke up this morning and saw your face And you didn't look the same as yesterday. I got the feeling that you can't seem to see, Where you want to be. And lately it ain't been the same at all. When you're here its like I'm invisible I still can't seem to see where I went wrong. Cause I'm feeling I'm feeling really unappreciated. Your takin` my love for granted, babe. and I don't know how much more, I can take from you. You don't do the things you use to do. You don't even say I love you too. And lately I've been feeling, Feeling unappreciated. Lately our house is not a home You come in, take a shower and then say I'm gone. What am I to do When my heart says leave But my feet won't move And today is our anniver
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A Difficult Realationship
.We go through this world,like we really do live as The Matrix.We are tied to tubes that feeds us.WE live as society wants us to,and exspect us to,and the greatest fear is that life support is unplugged and we really have to learn how to live on our on.We have to make the decisions,of how we live,breath and die.WE know death is no getting out of it,But,it is the in between we are unable to comprehend.WE have a husband trying to make ends meet,and a wife searching for that feeling of belonging somewheres anywheres.WE have a son that is,trying live up to exspectation of his parents,and a daughter who needs anybody,somebody to hear her cry.We live in an age of time that what we want is the only thing that is important,and to hell with anyone else.WE feed off the emotions of others to fit our desires,and yet dont see if we would give that inch and stop taking that mile,life would be more as it is suppose to be.WE expect our spouses to bring home the bacon,cook it up and feed it to us,Men
Well, I should be asleep right now but I can't sleep. I was reading earlier.......I know.....what a anyways, and I read something that hit me and stuck with me and I guesss I'm just doing this blog to get my thoughts in order. I have found that writting these sometimes helps. I'm not too sure if I want people to be able to read these but I'm kindda curious about what people will say about this...if anything. And since I am a "kat" kills and only satisfaction will bring me back. So, on that not lemme get back to point. In the boo that I am reading the phrase that hit me was something like this....... "It's better to have loved for ten days, than living your live and not loving at all." Now if you haven't noticed it sounds close to the popular... "It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all...." I guess it would all depend on who you talk to about that. I for one am not too sure. Yes I have loved.....and still do...which i
Pity Party
In the last year, these things have happened: Got divorced after 21 years His family cut me off after 26 years Lost house Soulmate keeps going and coming back Left job of 8 years that I loved Granny got breast cancer and I'm all she has No money Son moved away to college Major Surgery Almost died from complications 2 years ago: Separation from spouse Found the love of my life, lost him, repeat Trouble at work Estranged from Dad Father in Law killed Moved to house didn't want 3 years ago Mom died suddenly Insomnia How much can one person take, really? They say god doesn't give more than you can handle, I wish He didn't have so much faith inme! I'm collapsing under weight of my sorrow See, don't you feel better about YOUR life now?
Well everyone i have joined a Santa hat contest and i would need some loving. SO could you all leave a couple comment for me please ^_^ thanks
Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe =]
Kiss me repeatedly if you must , lol..
Fuck Living And Fuck Life!!!
i give up living, becuase i give up on love, i dont want to hurt nomore and the pain never gets easier, it dont hurt any less no matter how much you been hurt.
Waheed's Blog -- Bush's World War Iii
" We got a leader in Iran who has announced that he wants to destroy Israel. So I've told people that if you're interested in avoiding World War III, it seems like you ought to be interested in preventing them from have the knowledge necessary to make a nuclear weapon. I take the threat of Iran with a nuclear weapon very seriously...." (George W. Bush, 17 October 2007) Grin and Laugh: "Here's his expression while saying the words "World War Three" (Huffington Post, 17 October 2007) "I believe that. I believe that [the revolt of passengers on the hijacked flight 93 on September 11, 2001] was the first counter-attack to World War III." (George W. Bush, May 6, 2006) "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous... Having said that, all options are on the table." George W. Bush, February 2005) We are not living in a sound and rational World, where far-reaching decisions by the US President are based on an understandin
ok so lets see, yeah im in here n having fun meeting new people n leaving comments n then you get to that profile that has been set to accept no comments! So whats the deal? Heck its fun to leave comments n share emotions and just have a good time n then u get the no html comments I don't know about you but that has about zero excitement in it for me.....sorry I just get a wee bit frustrated with that so thank you for letting me vent. Hope all of you have a great holiday!!!
About two years ago, I went out and got the DDR game DDR Max 2. I thought, hey this looks fun. I also thought it might be a good way to get some cardio/exercise into my life. My highest weight was 207. I figured it couldn't hurt. So, two years later, I have a second game (Supernova), and I absolutely love doing DDR. I'm down to about 194 now, but there have been periods where I stopped doing it for a month or two. My husband actually does it with me most times, and he enjoys it as well. I'm getting back into weight loss mode now, I will do DDR every other day, at least, for about 45 minutes to an hour each time. I have mastered Beginner and Light/Basic modes. I'm now working on Standard/Difficult modes. If anyone would like some cardio in their life, I would recommend DDR for sure. It's fun and provides a good workout as you get higher in level on it :) I will post updates on this blog with my progress. Thanks for reading :)
Rules For Being Happy
There are lots of so called 'professional' opinions from professional people giving you professional guidance to being happy (with the term being self defining....YOU determine what makes you happy). One of the better ones follow: Remember the 5 simple rules to being happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred...FORGIVE 2. Free your mind from worries... MOST NEVER HAPPEN 3. Live simply...APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE 4. Give more...IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER 5. Expect less...YOU WON'T BE SO DISAPPOINTED . Now, with that being said I'd like to narrow the focus a bit.....give you my very unprofessional input as to my rules to make me happy and for treating people. Like I said, I'm not a professional so I've narrowed my list to three items: 1. be happy (as I mentioned, it's self defining) 2. never intentionally hurt anyone 3. know love (if you have love everything else falls into place) With that in mind and with the coming of the Christmas season I'd like every one of y
R U Real?
OK so here goes again...... It doesn't matter if you requested the friendship or I. When you accepted the request or I, we then became friends.... Friends are great if only to share a nice "Morning" or "Afternoon". Nothing brings a smile to someones face quicker than a friend who acknowledges you in some way. I swear I have all these friends who must practice some sorta telepathy or something cause I never hear from them after the add. I just get frustrated as hell that after someone adds you you have absolutely no more value to them. I mean wtf...go on about your merry way! Anyway, wide open today.....have fun!
What Kind Of Sexual Personality
You have a Seductive Bedroom Personality! You are all about the classic seductive style. You can get almost anyone to hop into bed with you based on your charm alone. You are incredible at reading people and know just how to give everyone you sleep with a unique experience. 'What's your Bedroom Personality?' at
Best Of Friends
The best of friends, Can change a frown, Into a smile, when you feel down. The best of friends, Will understand, Your little trials, And lend a hand. The best of friends, Will always share, Your secret dreams, Because they care. The best of friends, Worth more than gold, Give all the love, A heart can hold.
Burr Its Cold Outside
OMG. so I'm sitting in my apt this am and I swear I can see my own breath! Crazy stuff! I've got the heat up but its not doing any good! K time for some hot food! lol
Im An October Hottie!
♥ JANUARY = SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and you
Elephant & Camel
An elephant asked a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?" "Well," says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose wiener is on his face.
The 12 Pains Of Christmas (video Song)
Lips Of Longing...
Speak with lips of longing. Whisper softly in my ear, so that only I can hear. Let your passion shape your words. Make me believe that you want me as much as I want you. Speak to me and kiss me as you do. Tease my lips the way you do my soul. Breathe in time with the beating of my heart. Come to me, and let me imagine you. Speak with lips of longing. Whisper softly in my ear, so that only I can hear.
Just Something Sweet
Once I had a heart of stone For it had surley lost its home It could not love or wanted too But in my life, then came you. The stones began to fall away As happiness began to fill my day A feeling so sweet and special too Could this be love, I pray is true. My heart now sings a song of love For I know that it was sent from above My heart is warm, there is no cold Hard no more, but with wings of gold. It soars above the sky so high Sometimes I think of why and cry My heart now sings a loving song For the part of me I thought was gone. The gift that you have given me Is so important, can't you see No more sadness or being alone For now my heart returns to home.
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Maken Money!
Man, when it rains, it pours! It seems that a lot of things have been breaking around me. We bought a Sony high definition television in Sept of 06 so it is only a little over a year old. It decided to break. The manufacturer's warranty is only a year and we didn't get an extended warranty from the store because we have in the past and never used them so it was a waste of money. So we called Sony because everything we tried didn't work. They charged us $100 just to even come out and had to have it paid before the appointment. Okay. They will be here Wednesday to "fix" it. The guy said it might cost like $600 to fix it on top of the $100 we already gave them! We can buy a new television for that much money! You would think a brand like Sony would last more than a year!!!! Then,my son bought a Yahoo YZ 125 at the end of October. We paid $1,000 of it and he paid the other $500. He took it out one time and it broke. It is a 2003 or 04? Not very old! We take it in to ge
Actual Australian Court Docket 12659---case Of The Pregnant Lady
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile. "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself." "BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
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Between Friends... The Road Never Ends
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is Forever Friendship. This is the sacred RED ROSE.
Baby, Oh Baby
Well, on Friday my oldest son had to bring home from school his brand new, "baby" daughter, which he named, Sabrina. For his sex-ed class, he is required to bring home a fully automated doll that cries and needs to be fed, and changed, etc. So far, things are not going well for Chris. The baby is crying every 10-15 minutes and has wanted to be fed or changed each of these times. LOL...this has greatly upset Chris. I'm glad that he is getting this experience. Although I know that it's nothing like having an actual baby, it does show him that he needs to be constantly responsible for something other than himself. Even if it's only for a good grade right now. Hopefully it helps him to make better decisions for himself when faced with being intimate with someone and using protection. I'll keep everyone posted.....
Ghost Whisperer
Ok little history of my place I live in 1 a murder happened here. 2 The property once was open land but the Spanish Indian war came threw here and lots of people died. Settlers home steaders. 3 Indian bural grounds 4 near 2 graveyards one with in walking distances called the Garden of Angels, which is for Babies, who pass on in tragic ways. They are given a grave and a name. This graveyard covers all of four blocks and is located one block from me. The children come from all over southern California I will not go in to what brings them there only that it is tragic. On with the story One night my husband and me were sleeping in and we both heard a child (still hear children walking in the room and it is not the twins we wake up all the time to see.)Moreover, I heard a cry my son at the time was 10 and it sounded like a small child sat straight up I called hello? Moreover, all of a sudden my TV sstarted to have lines In It then I heard a scream I was busy watching my T.V. the lines d
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My Birthday
A Decoz® Numerology Chart Analysis for Michelle Welker by Hans Decoz Birth .. Michelle Marie Welker October 15, 1965 © Copyright 1985, 2003, Hans Decoz. TABLE OF CONTENTS INTRODUCTION 4 LIFE PATH 4 EXPRESSION 5 HEART'S DESIRE 7 SUMMARY Birth name: Michelle Marie Welker Short name: Michelle Welker Birth date: October 15, 1965 Your Life Path is 10/1 5 Your Expression is 16/7 6 Your Heart's Desire is 8 7 INTRODUCTION About your Personal Reading This reading was composed for you personally, Michelle, and is based on your full name at birth, your date of birth, and the name you now use to introduce yourself. Please check your birth data on the title page to make sure the names and date of birth used are correct. If you have two or more middle names or last names, y
My Walking Soul,
WALKING too you in the bright misty sky. My toes are wet as I come your way. Tears fall from branches as the rain falls. Stars shine high as the snow starts to cover your warm heart beating soul. Embracing your arms as we feel the heat. The snow starts to melt, sickles drip in our windy kiss. Your feet brush the grass as i carry you though, the light of my SOUL.
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PLEASE READ A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
But You Did Not See Me
I saw you but you didn't see me I was just a biker I saw you; hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you; pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you; change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you; roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you did
A Mother's Christmas Wish List
Dear Santa, Ive been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music
Man Behind This Mask
Who am I behind so many masks? To tell the truth I do not know. I find myself in a place, or rather in a world that I do not even know who I am. I can say who I wish I was or I wish I could be, but rather to give out the plain simple truth, I do not know this mask man I see in the mirror. All I see is a wanna be in life. A wanna be accepted in something I do not understand myself. I smile when I see a person laugh, frown with a human when they cry. Is that how I really am? Do I enjoy life? Do I enjoy who I am? I wear a mask to hide myself from me. I am afraid of who I could be vs. who I can be. I can be great at things, yet I hold myself back to continue to learn the same things over from fresh pair of eyes. Will I ever take off this mask?
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Why Me
well i got cancer its terminal people ask me how long you have to live i tell them till im dead hell im like the rest of the world i have no clue when im going to die no im not writin this for sympathy hell i got my kids my wife and as far as im concerned im going to live till im 80 that all i can do is hope so that all i have to say bout this
Okey Dokey
Well, here I sit. I ususally write my blogs on MySpace, but thinking of changing them to Fubar instead. It's Sunday afternoon, raining and cold. This is the 8th weekend in a row that I have stayed home all weekend...not a record, but working on it. Just havent been in the mood to do anything, my neice even tried to get me to be her designated driver last night. I'd rather sit in the warm. Cookin up a storm though...thats my stress relief I guess....I love to cook! I turned my niece into a fubar nut this weekend, Check her out....Baby J....shes in my friends and family...She just had surgery this past week and is off for 2....little shit is moving right up there fast....shes a hoot...AND DANCE....watchin her out, makes me wanna spank her ass..but hell, we all grow up dont we? Well...thought I'd get her some publicity Till next time.......
Hey all ~ just wanted to drop in and wish all of our friends a Happy Holiday Season. Kelly and I have moved back to New Mexico - temporarily! LOL He's currently in Phoenix, attending truck driving school for a few weeks. He's kickin' ass and takin' names! He should be home sometime around the 19th ~ then a week or two here... then he's off to Denver to start six weeks of Driver/Coach training with a mentor. After that, he'll have his own truck - and we are hitting the road. We will be doing long haul - coast to coast and Canada. I will try really hard to keep everyone posted on here as to where we are and where we are going... that way, if we are in your neck of the woods ~ maybe we can stop and have a beer with ya! To Be Continued.... ~ hugs & Bites ~ ~ S ~ & ~ K ~
Winter Weather
We are under a winter storm watch and ice storm watch at least until tomorrow morning. How wonderful is that?! Right now the temp is 33 degrees and supposed to drop down to 26 tonight. It's been raining ALL day and supposed to rain through the night, turning into freezing rain. With the temp. dropping, it'll turn into ice. I was lucky enough to have missed the last ice storm that Springfield got last winter. I was still in NC, but I called here every week. People were without power over a week long. And now the people of Springfield are continously talking about the weather we're having now and comparing it to last winter. I am NOT a happy camper so far and don't expect to be the rest of the winter. The south is beginning to look better and better every day. And to think, I left the south to move to the midwest because my family is here. SheeZ! Am I a glutton for punishment or what? Ah well ... life goes on. I have power, ( so far ), I have the computer to spend time on Fubar, I hav
More Thoughts
All day my mind is consumed with the thoughts of you What are you doing? Are you thinking of me? I would love to kiss you and feel your arms around me To hear your sexy and smooth voice How did you do this to me? How did I allow you in my mind? In my heart? Am I selfish? Is this fair? Fair that I want you? Fair that you want me? What the hell did you do to me? Making me feel things I haven't felt in such a long time What am I going to do with you? Should I give in with no care? No care of what might happen to what we have? What we share? All day my mind is consumed with thoughts of you Why is this happening to me? You opened something inside of me that I wasn't suppose to share Now you have a piece of that Why aren't I taking it back? Why haven't I said goodbye? Damn. What the hell did you do to me To have me so rapped up into you? I even have thoughts of missing you All day my mind is consumed with the thought of you.
Star Spangle Banner
The Star Spangled Banner Lyrics By Francis Scott Key 1814 Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave? On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep, Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes, What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep, As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses? Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam, In full glory reflected now shines in the stream: 'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave! And where is that band who so vauntingly swor
Morph Pics...
Ok, it's been a while since my last rant, and I guess it's been a while cuz I'm just not here very much. Spending a lot of time on the dirt bikes, working, hanging out with friends, etc. So here goes... Today, I about fucking snapped when I saw this morph pic: (Copy and paste into your browser, I don't know why they don't have UBB code on here and I'm too lazy to do it in HTML) What the fuck were you thinking?? Your big fat ass morphing into the body of a girl 1/2 your age in 100x better shape than you are...What the FUCK are you trying to say with that picture?? I swear to fucking God I HATE these fucking morph pictures. Anyone with 2 fucking brain cells can open up Adobe Image Ready and morph 1 picture into another. Don't think you're anything special by being able to make an animated gif. Those people with more than 2 brain cells are smart enough NOT to put these fucking retarded morphing pictures onto their
Just Some Random "real Man" For Me! Lmmfao
from: Zack Attack date: 2007-12-09 12:51:09 subject: you and me read receipt: No replied: No block user girl, me and you have sooooo much potential. I am going to look at it from a real man's point of view here..... not every stallion can handle a sweet thoroughbred like yourself, but we can make it happen... PROFILE COMMENT: girl, you got way too much shit all over your page. it makes you seems neurotic. what the fuck is wrong with your head? ROFLMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO show him some LUV everyone!!! hehehehehehe
Re: Wondering!
A friend posted this in his blog I was appalled by what I was reading...I cannot believe that some women really thinks they Are Something to Look At to sell themselves...Not to mention it's degrade themselves and to the rest of us women like myself who prefer to be shown respect. I hate beggars and I think this person is pathetic. I'm sitting here and wondering,if the following is really close to prostitution??? I totally understand if somebody lets just family members see their NSFW pics. But today i run across a profile with this info for NSFW pictures. This is selling them selves: 1 day blast = 1 week in my NSFW pictures 3 day blast = 1 month in my NSFW pictures 7 day blast = 2 months in my NSFW pictures + a free booty salute *If you cant afford a blast or you dont have a CC you can send 75,000 fu-bucks (using the fu-pal link on my page) to get a 1 day peek into my private folders* Now why would i pay for some pics if you can get them all day long for free on t
Black Sunshine
Today I have a few moments to think about how things have gone for me the past year. I am preparing things for x-mas in my tiny basement area and this space is slowly becoming livable, something I really didn't have or feel for pretty much close to 3 years! Granted there are still things yet to unpack... but the last year has been one of many transitions. In November of last year I said goodbye to everything I have known my whole life, other than the butt-load of crap I carry with me from place to place. I got a rude welcome by the Colorado weather and as usual got screwed around by stupid people in stupid apartment leasing offices. However, I was not about to let any of that stop me or get me down. The best thing is I got a job right off the bat and it has done well for me all year. Now the winter is much calmer, I don't have to lease an apartment, and my friends and family are just great. When I first came here I wrote a blog about how I didn't miss Texas and how I was not true
My Life..another Year
Another year has gone by, Another year that i didnt die. In my big book of life, A page turns to add more strife. Lovers came and went Like the air through a vent. I am aging turning old Pages yet still untold. Everyday 24 hours I leave them with such great power. Today i recieved no great gifts Except the one that i didnt drift Another year waiting to blossom Another year to bring more gossip. The years before a memory Just like an aging tree. "He" watches us through our pains And never once ever complains. So many sorrows told to"Him" Stories long and grim. Yet "He" listens without a word Up in a branch a singing bird. A song that makes you smile But it only lasts a mile. Another year waiting to spring Another year has yet to bring. A year with lots of laughs Things that cant be put in graphs. Friends always together A friendship that lasts forever. A chain so long Nothing ever goes wrong. The time spent between you two The giggles and smiles that al
Respect, what is respect? The condition of being honored (esteemed or respected or well regarded); An attitude of admiration, An courteous expression (by word or deed) of esteem or regard; A feeling of friendship and esteem; Courteous regard for people's feelings. I realize that people have many reasons for what they do. Sometimes unintentional sometimes intentional. Many would say they are having fun on here. Many would say they were having fun until someone was disrespectful or having fun at their expense. It is very cool for people to talk about anything they like, that is one of our rights in this country. It isn't cool to be disrespectful to others. The sad thing is the disrespectful person is being disrespectful of them self as well. I often wonder why is it that so many males are disrespectful to women? Do they talk dirty to their Grandmothers, Mothers, Sisters, Aunts, Wife, Daughters or Granddaughters? Then why would they talk dirty to women they do not know
Hey guys , I Love Fubar! I am a outgoing girl , that loves to play. Write me and i will always answer. I work alot , but after work i love to play on the phone yes phone sex :) Email me lets chat or play. Tell me how naughty you really are ... Ashlee My Favorite Links
Where Are You??!!
Recently I was reading some of the mumms that people post here on FUBAR. I find myself at a loss realizing how much value that grown adults place on the opinion of someone that they have never met outside of this site. If your self worth is so low that you have to try obtain the opinions of complete strangers that quite possibly aren't who they say they are, than you bigger issues at hand. Maybe you should look at your life a little closer and deal with your problems where they originate. Don't take what people say or heaven forbid, rate you as a value of what you are worth. For the most part, they don't even know who you are or what you truly are like as a person. So, how is their opinion even based on an educational guess?
Tipsy, turvy a lil drowsy Drinking up my last bresky Feeling good feeling fine Another glass of wine Please more shots of liquor Her petite mouth and glass figure Caresses my lips with every kiss One of the fine things I will never miss Every night another girl Whoo! They have mt head in a whirl Cigarette here cigar there Smoking weed everywhere Knock knock on the door Hey look the neighborhood whore She gives me the finest things Stuck in veins and also brings Trippin shit shh no one knows But she can really blow Feeling good we fuck all night Ecstacy that shit is tight
Why Are They Online?
I have just one quick question. If you have pictures you don't want ANYBODY to see, why did you put them online to begin with? I'm not being nosy, I don't want to see everyone's private life or anything, I'm genuinely curious. What was the point of uploading the pictures if you never let anybody see them? From what I can see, you can set the pictures for either everybody, friends only, or just yourself. But why 'just yourself'? If you don't want anyone else to see, don't put them online. Just view them on your own PC. Now, if they had a setup that you could allow only one or two special friends to see, then that would make sense...
At Last
At Last At last My love has come along My lonely days are over And life is like a song At last The skies above are blue My heart was wrapped up in clover The night I looked at you I found a dream that I could speak to A dream that I can call my own I found a thrill to press my cheek to A thrill that I have never known Ohhh Yeah You smiled ohh and then the spell was cast And here we are in heaven For you are mine at last Billie Holiday For the last time in my life I have agreed to be someone’s wife. Poetic Justice proposed last night and I accepted. A very difficult Fall has turned into a Winter full of hope and promise. I couldn’t be happier right now.
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The Letter I Never Sent
The Letter I Never Sent Dear_______, I'm not quite sure where to begin; I know these past few months has been a mess, both our faults, I'm not just directing that to you. I have had ten million things run through my mind these past few months, and I am going to try and get a few of them out right now. For one, I do cherish your friendship, like I said in one of my e-mails, you and I have shared things and conversations about our lives, our families that I would never with anyone else. The main reason for that is because I trust you, and you listen to me, as I do to you. I can say that I have had some of the most wonderful times with you that I have ever had in my entire life, so much laughing and smiling. I had told you once before that when you talk I hold onto every word that comes out of your mouth and it's like they are engraved in the back of my mind forever. I can't answer why you have that affect on me; maybe it's the fact that we have become such good friends. To be
Family Information - Read This First!
The name of the family train is "The Love Machine", so the first thing required of anyone wishing to take part is for them to put "Rider of The Love Machine" somewhere in their profile name. Once you've done this, you will be added to the family. The second requirement is that you fan/add/rate ALL riders who were on the train before you. Once you've done so, it is NOT your responsibility to go back and find riders who've joined after you. It is their responsibility to find you when they begin riding, but you must fan/add/rate them in return. *It's a good idea to put Love Machine, or something of the like, in your friend requests to riders, so that they will be sure to fan/add/rate you in return* VIPs must rate 11s on riders' profiles, but are not required to rate photos and such as 11s if they do not wish to. ALL RIDERS must be Psycho level or greater. (You must be this tall to ride the machine! HA!). On the bulletins, riders will be listed by their fu-rank, but on our family
Cancer Awareness
Merry Christmas From Mira
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My New Fam. W.t.c
im not sure how these blogs work...i usally dont do them but i did want to say thanks to all the clan for such a warm welcome thanks again to my new family!!!!
Twas The Night Be-4 Xmas
Another Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some sex, by hook or by crook. Momma in her G-string, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my erection and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the balls of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A garter on one ear, a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow do
Winter Sucks
Nothing like bundling all up, wearing like four different layers, just to go outside to check the mail that either hasn't come yet, or has come, and nothing in the box, and freezing your ass off. The entire trip probably lasted less than five minutes and you are totally cold. Wondering if you live in the artic or in a deep chest freezer......You wake up, apparently from blacking out from the cold and realize that it is just another beautiful day in Michigan.......
Christmas Reality ( Hidden Truth )
Christmas Reality Check -- Iraqi Children -- End the Occupation -- Peace Pray for them ~Waheed~
The Move
Yay finally the whole family made it here to kentucky. Talk about a long trip 2 vehicles 2 dogs 3 kids and 2 adults with 2000 miles behind us yesh! Now all that remains is to call abf the moving company and schedule our drop for the trailer we loaded and unpack that then head back out on the boat after I help becky get this shit unpacked. The kids seem excited and its funny watching the dogs chase the squirrels in the back yard which they never saw before. anyhow just ranting again YAY!
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The Adult Scene
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Grin And Bare It!!!
I'm grinning and baring it..Well like all other choices we really dont have much say in it..Just wish some of them werent made too fubar..Things go smoothly for a bit then there is always a kink in the play...WEll as always we choose too log on..So for me..I have my settings changes too only me..I dont get where they say i can change it too see all.So if anyone wants too do a screenshot for me..Would be greatful... As for me.I no longer see anything but what ya all do too me..So if you need my help in leveling i suggest a bulletin and link me too it..Best i can offer. Im on dial up so my things take me forever as it is..and well with this change...I guess i wont be doing too much of anything cause of the change..So you all who think we are complaining..Well you dont have too deal with it like some of us do. So before you say we are just whining... try it this way and see if you ask questions...
Help Needed!
i have a project as a final for one of my college class, we're doing a presentation on the concept of a perfect body, my portion is to get a demographic on peoples personal preferences to conteract the idea of an ideal body; i.e. everyones tastes are different. Honesty Please and feel free to decline to answer any uncomfortable questions. Perference on a Female Body Height: Height compared to you(taller, same shorter): Ethnicity (white, black, asain, hipanic, indian etc.): Hair Lengeth: Hair Color: Eye Color: Build (skinny, average, plump +, etc): Muscle Tone/Definition: Breast Size (a/b,c/d,dd+): Genital Hair (none, trimmed, natural): Butt Size (small, apple bottom/juicy, badonkadonk): Perference on a Male Body Height: Height compared to you(taller, same shorter): Ethnicity (white, black, asain, hipanic, indian etc.): Hair Lengeth: Hair Color: Eye Color: Build (skinny, average, plump +, etc): Muscle Tone/Definition: Body Hair (none, little to fair amount,
My Wedding
Our WeddingYou are invited toKing Riddles&Jade'sFubar WeddingFriday, the 14th of December6:60pm est@ theLionsden LoungeCeremony to be preformed by:Fubar Pastor Bubba(ceremony time may change and if so you will be notified)ღJÃУღ۞KìÑǧ W쇣¥²B£۞§†ìL£††õ ÇìЯLღ@ fubar
New Bar Tab
I am NOW loving that new Bar Tab and it's features.. I have been talking to this one guy for a few weeks now.. he has always said how he is a decent man.. and tried telling me.. Cause he is a dad.. and fathers cant be manwhores.. What a crock of shit.. I just saw where he left two profile comments on this 27 year old's page.. Saying.. "I wanna be on you" and "Nice heiney".. What a crock of crap.. I hope the Bar Tab stays this way.. You can catch all the manwhoring liars and cheaters at their game.. "Cassandra.. I am a father and I can't be a manwhore" BULL.. YOU ARE A MANWHORE!!
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(AP) Prescription For Addiction Prometa is touted as a new treatment for addictions, especially to meth, but some doctors say its claims are unverified, even though addicts and other doctors say it works. Scott Pelley reports. | Share Pelley's Reporter's Notebook (2:56) Prescription For Addiction (13:36)» More Videos Related News Tools 60 Minutes Email Alert Sign up for our 60 Minutes email alert. (CBS) Here’s the loophole: once a drug is cleared by the FDA for one purpose, a doctor can prescribe it for anything. Peizer claims he doesn’t need FDA approval because -- and this is what he says -- he’s not marketing the drugs, he’s selling information. "We’re providing information of certain medical treatment that they -- a physician, in their discretion, will use in the practice of medicine to treat their patient. We are not a pharmaceutical company," Peizer explains. "Come on. You're going to these doctors and you're saying here are three
Private Hose
Hey everyone anyone in the not so good state of MS everyone is riden at copiah creek sat. on July 5 so everyone have a great and a safe holiday
IDK but for some reason I feel so lost in my own head...I love my new home and Texas is great but there is just something a miss...I feel empty some how and everytime i think i fill that void it somehow never seems right...I want more from this life and dont know how to find it...No one is what they seem to be anymore and no one has any trust nor can they be is a sick feeling...I want to not be so hard and cold on the inside but I cant let it down...How do i let it down!? Scars not visible to the naked eye but forever a reminder of what has do you erase those?! Deep seeded hurt and sadness from days gone by alone or with some one but alone all the same....I dont know where to go from here...start my new job Monday...should be drained...cant sleep cause my mind never stops and I am trapped there...Where is my happy place?!
Joke Of The Day
A woman is using a hair dryer on her pussy Her husband walk's in and see her he ask's her what are you doing she say's warming up your dinner
to all the ladies that blocked me, what the fuck? i havent done shit to any of you, so what gives? and they say women arent cruel, yeah right
Guy Things
The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only
To All You Fat Girl Hater's
My Own Life
I know dear friend, that you mean the best, But now is the time to give it a rest, Your judgment sometimes can cut like a knife, I know who I am and this is My Own Life. It is up to me to decide what to do, My choices are for me and not up to you, I know that you think that you do know best, But I will choose on life, love and all the rest. I know sometimes you think I could do better, But truly friend your opinion doesn't matter, And yes, I know mistakes I am likely to make, But those are the chances I am willing to take. So if you are really and truly my friend, You will stand with me through thick and thin, Through all my choices keep your opinion to yourself, For this is My Own Life and I will live it myself. DQA
Way Over It!
" If I Was In Your Bed"
> If you woke up one morning & saw me in your bed wat would you do? > > > 1) Go Back To Sleep > 2) Slap Me > 3) Cuss Me Out > 4) Tell Me To Leave > 5) Climb On Top Of Me & Cuddle > 6) Have Sex With Me (Details please ; ] ) > 7) Make Me Breakfast > 8) Ask My Name > 9) Call The Cops > 10) Kiss Me > > Repost with the title ''IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!'' an see how many people want you in their bed.
I Guess Im The Only One Posting For The Lounge
Funny Stuff
You Might be a Hillbilly if… You’re twenty-five and still working on your MBA; You tattoo your children’s names on their arms with a needle charred over a candle flame; Your health insurance doesn’t cover pre-existing conditions; The last time you fought with your sister, you stabbed her; You clean your own pool; You pull your pregnant wife off the John Deere and punch her senseless whenever you have a 12-pack; The farthest you’ve been from home is Italy. And There’s No Doubt You’re a Hillbilly if… You think Ken Lay is innocent. You torture animals to impress your girlfriend. You allow your server to pour the wine before you taste it. You killed a classmate in kindergarten and another in grade school. You donated less than $10,000 to your alma mater last year. You can’t see a cross without reaching for your lighter. You do your own taxes. But You Might or Might Not be a Hillbilly if… You study for the
life, take it as u will , but sooner or later things arent gonna go as planned , life is about taking risks and taking chances but alot of people hold back on taking any risks or chances, everyday someone in life is gonna step up and take a chance or risk and they can have either have 2 options they can fail or succeed but the ones who succeed have more options in life than the ones who fail the people who fail will most likely take every option that they pssibly can to make life better. some people take life for granted and think thing should just come to them instead of following and chasing the things in life that are necessary, for example .a homeless person doesnt have the oppertunity to have a butler or maid to cook them breakfast or food that they want instead they are the ones who have work to hard in life to get the necessary things to get through in life some of them dont want to work for the things they need they think it should just come to them and think other people shoul
This Is How Im Feeling Lately
Rain, rain on my face It hasn't stopped raining for days My world is a flood Slowly I become one with the mud But if I can't swim after forty days and my mind is crushed by the thrashing waves Lift me up so high that I cannot fall Lift me up Lift me up when I'm falling Lift me up I'm weak and I'm dying Lift me up I need you to hold me Lift me up Keep me from drowning again Downpour on my soul Splashing in the ocean, I'm losing control Dark sky all around I can't feel my feet touching the ground Calm the storms that drench my eyes Dry the streams still flowing Cast down all the waves of sin And guilt that overthrow me Lift me up when I'm falling Lift me up I'm weak and I'm dying Lift me up I need you to hold me Lift me up Keep me from drowning again
Coming Home...
I come home after a hard day of work, to find you standing in the doorway wearing a silky, see-through teddy, holding a tall cold beer for me. We embrace tightly and I take a deep breath to relax, knowing you have prepared dinner, and a little more for me. The scent of jasmine and your own body’s chemistry sends my senses into overdrive, instantly visions of your lovely naked body in various naughty positions fill my mind. I can feel your body’s reaction to me as well, your soft breasts pressed into my chest, your taut nipples, and the heat rising from your loins. My right hand sides down the silky fabric of your teddy and immediately cups your soft ass, pulling you closer to me. We release from our embrace, and you hand me the much needed cold beer. I kiss your soft warm lips and let your mouth melt onto mine. You turn to walk into the kitchen to prepare a plate of dinner; roast beef, mashed potatoes with the skins and lots of butter and gravy, rolls, and peas, nothing fancy, just a h
What Comes From The Heart??
Her friendship made the difference of a true friend like her Her voice made Me smile when I heard it in person or on the phone Her eyes made Me look into Hers to see inside her soul Her happiness made Me happy when We were together spending time Her loneliness made Me sad cuz She wanted to spend time with someone who she likes, I hope its ME!!! Her precious arms made me feel good after a hug Her personality was precious as My heart within Me Her heart, was full of life happiness and love Her hands were soft and gentle when We held hands Her lips were gentle and waiting for Me to kiss Her Her body made Me tingle everytime We cuddled together Her body was soft and gentle too when We hold each other at nite Her body made Me smile when We spend time intimately in bed together Her and Me spending time together made Me realize dreams do come true Her life was busy and exhausting always looking for her special someone to come alog Her life was precious and busy as life
Chef”s Recipes
Chef’s Chocolaty Peanut butter Rice Krispies Treats 1 large bag of marshmallows 1 bag of rice krispies cereal 1 bag chocolate chips 1 1/2 cups of peanut butter Tsp vanilla 1 can chocolate icing 1 Tbs butter 1. Line a large cookie sheet with wax paper or apply small amount of butter 2. In a large metal pot add butter and vanilla melt over med heat 3. Add marshmallows’ stirring constantly using a wooden spoon is best. Lower heat as marshmallows melt. Be sure to mix all the way to the bottom. Don’t allow burning. 4. Remove from heat 5. Immediately add Rice krispies(it may not take the whole thing add half mix add more until desired thickness), peanut butter and ¾ bag of chocolate chips 6. Mix thoroughly using hands (it’s the best way) 7. Dump into pan and spread evenly pressing down hard 8. Place in freezer for 20 min remove 7. Top with icing and remaining chocolate chips place in fridge for 20 min 9. ENJOY If that is to much chocolate use cream cheese icing it is
Drink Me
Take the What Drink are You Quiz - What Kind of Drink are You? at!Make Your Own Quiz
Its Alrght!
1. Celluloid- a tough flammable thermoplastic "Hearty, celluloid like a drummer."(p. 93) 2. Oblige- to put in one's debt by a favor or service "Remote cousins and family friends whom mere acquaintanceship invested with a sort of blood obligation noblesse oblige." (p. 105) 3. Affiinity- an attraction to or liking for something "Women do have always his voive above the gabble voice that breathed an affinity for evil, for believing that no woman is to be trusted, but that some men are to innocent to protect themselves." (p. 105) 4. Approbation- an act of approving formally or officially " Telling us about Gerald's women in a Quentin has shot Herbert he shot his voice through the floor of Caddy's room tone of smug approbation." (p.105) 5. Incontrovertible- not open to question "They all talked at once, their voices insistent and contradictory and impatient, making of unreality a possiblitity, then a probability, then an incontrovertible fact, as people will when their desires
Ink Travelers Tattoo & Piercing Convention
Come join the fun at this years Ink Travelers Tattoo & Piercing Convention Dates: Feb 13,14,&15, 2009 Location: Vancouver, Washington Reservations: Red Lion Hotel (360)694-8341 While your there stop by and visit my booth.
This is about childeren and on how I feel. You read and hear about it all the time. The latest are these parents in California who left thier kids at home to go to Vegas. What is wrong with people like this? How can a parent (and I use this word losely) just leave thier childeren to fend for themselves? Then you have parents that decide to kill thier kids just to dispite thier former spouses. How can you just up and kill your child? They are supposed to be part of you, your pride and joy, a little person that you helped create. The greatest thing about babies, childeren and kids is that they have a purity, an innocents and if you feel down and out all you have to do is think about a time with a child and reflect on how pure thier smile and laughter are. I had the honor not so long ago the help a friend out with a bone marrow drive for his little girl. When I first met Hirstianna I could not believe this little girl had chronic myelogenous leukemia (CML) . She was so f
Romance & Relationships
This guy and girl are getting ready to go out on a date. The plan is to go out for a nice dinner, then dancing and then it is up in the air from there. The guy picks her up at her home, he knocks on the door, she opens it up and he stands there stunned by how beautiful she looks. She is wearing a low cut shirt that fits her body perfectly, with a skirt that is cut just above her knee's and a pair of inch and a half heel's that fit the outfit just perfectly. So after noticing all of this he coments on how beautiful she looks, she replies with a shy thank you and says you look pretty good yourself. So she just finishes up what little she has to do and they head to dinner. They get to the restaurant and he hope's that he did a good job of picking a good one. The girl complaments him on a good pick and says it is perfect not to dressy, but dressy enough for what she is wearing. The hostess seats them at thier table set off in a quiet corner so they would beable to talk. The w
Im Fukkin Bored!!!
im bored im tired add me rate me cmnt me.. salute me.. w/e do something im fukkin bored.. thnx alot.. PEACE!
Sir George's Blog
Hey Everyone, Ive been thinking if I should stay on Fubar or not? Everytime I log in, I dont get any mail, comments from my friends. Yes I know that I havent been a good friend myself as of lately? But when I use the shout box to say hi to a friend and never get a response back for 30 or 40 mins. You ask yourself what happen between ya? I appreciate those who have left me a comment or bought a drink or a gift? I dont know anymore, seems with my luck, I cant get any of my friends to talk with me anymore? Did I do something wrong, did I not say the right things to you, did I not say I love you as my friend and how glad that we are?? So I think Im just gonna leave, because no one really cares on here. Im giving you my friends, a week to get too know me a little? ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT! I wanna know if anyone on my friends list truly cares to be Friends with me? So I leave it up to you if I should stay or not? Lonesome ol me, Sir George
Sexy Eyes Contest
this girl was entered in the "Sexiest Eyes" contest it last 7 days and the most comments win please help her with comments if you dont want to its all good its just all in fun away just click on her pic and comment away just remember it last 7 days it ends saturday night
Jokes 1
Pussy Eating Frog ------------------------------------------------- A woman goes into a pet store, to purchase some dogfood. She puts the bag of food up on the counter and notices a box full of frogs. She reads the sign on the box.....and it says...." Pussy Eating Frogs" - $20.00 each. (comes with instructions) She looks at it for a minute.......looks around to see if anyone's watching her. ...and she whispers to the man, behind the counter..."I'll take one." He packages up this frog, the woman grabs her dog food, and is on her way home. She gets home....takes out her instructions and reads them carefully, doing exactly what it says to do. 1) Take a shower, put on some nice smelling perfume 2) Put on a very sexy Teddy 3) Crawl into bed......spread your legs and put the frog down "THERE". To her surprise, nothing happens. So, she thought, perhaps, this scent she chose is not appealing to the frog..... So, she showers again.....and tries another perfume. She gets back in
Where Child Protection
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For The Troops
Twisted and Transparent ~Fubar Army Wifey To John~ Posted this and i wanted to share and pass this on What a great idea!! Please do this. It is a wonderful thing!!! Our troops do so much for us, we can at least take 2 minutes to let them know how much we appreciate our freedom. Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is curren tly serving in Iraq You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them.
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will alway
your a newbie swing bye my page i'll return the flavor
I sat on the porch And started to swing Remembering our talks And what life would bring Lots of thoughts Ran through my mind As the sun went away And no longer shined The clouds rolled in The rain started to fall hitting the ground I stood up tall I stepped off the porch For a walk in the rain The cleansing of my soul The cleansing of my pain Walking in the warm air With the rain hitting my face It was something so relaxing As I walked at a slow pace Splashing in puddles Like a kid having fun There's no better time to think No better time to run I welcome the rain It's more than you know Look at the beauty it brings Look at how things grow It's more than just water That gets you wet It's a chance to clear your mind A chance you shouldn't forget Take off your shoes And let it go For the soft mist of the rain Will heal your soul
Soft, sensual and round Mimicking the mother's ground They leave you breathless upon view Making you all wet and your mouth coo Sensitive to the touch of a hand Leaving a lovely impression in the sand Luscious for the eyes to look at While slinking around like a wildcat Knowing you want to take her home So your mouth and hands can roam Across her breasts and deep into her thighs Until the room is only filled with her sighs Those are some words about The beautiful curves of a woman
Where Is He?
I can hear him throughout my days I feel him around me all day I hear him whisper in my ear at unexpected times I feel his warmth surrounding me I see his face in my dreams every night I long for all this and more I want him to see me for me For him to look deep into my soul And grab ahold of the love that is being held deep within my heart I don't want a rescuer I want a lover A best friend A partner for life A soulmate Why is he keeping himself from me? Why doesn't he show himself? Is he afraid I want to protect him And love him completely Where is he?
Silent Tear
It comes at night when no one is watching. It comes so soft, that it barely has a feeling. When it comes, your heart is at ease. And the only thing that is on your mind, is Now the agony can finally. Leave As you gaze into the emptiness that fills the air. A Droplet tends to fall. While your memory races back to the time When you thought you had it all. You try to hold in what is deeply within your soul. But the burning is so intense; that you just Can't help but to let it go. During the night a stain is made. And at the same time all your pain is able to fade. The only true feeling that you feel, is the wetness of A drop that is left by a single tear.
My Friend Needs Help!!!
My friend Is almost a psycho will you go to her page and help her get the points needed.. Remember anyone who help can influence the next batch of photos....
Pane Of Glass (vocals)
Bar Tab
i could give a rats ass about this bartab crap what yall think?
Bar Tab Solution
Daddy How Was I Born
DADDY,HOW WAS I BORN? A little boy goes to his father and asks " DADDY , HOW WAS I BORN? The father answers, "Well,son. I guess one day you will find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chatroom on yahoo. then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agrees to download from my hard drive, as soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,and since it was to late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-up appeard that said. YOU GOT MALE .
today one of our stores close to us called and talked to my pharmacist...well they said they were faxin over a copy of a forged prescription they had we got the fax and it obviously was a forge b/c when we got it...if it was wouldve had void across the script and it didnt. well that store couldnt find the doctor in our system so they were gona have to call the office to verify the they called the office, expecting to get an answering machine type thing to leave a msg for the office to call back tomorrow to verify the prescription .... but when they called some girl answered and said "dr so and so's office" on a SUNDAY!!  the phone number was a 432 prefix i guess and i saw that and asked the pharmacist if cell and land lines have the same prefixes and up here they dont.....well the prefix to my cell is 432 which was the same as the number on the script for the doc office; the medication it was written for was oxycontin....the directions were "take 1 t
Pulling your arms, flapping you feet! Looking down the swells yours to keep. You raise your hand, carving a line. The ocean Roars, you smile deep inside. The waters blue as a glassy eye, you slip on in a tube you hide. Blasted out by a turning spit. Feeling free with your bodies so fit. Your face is blushed by a sunburning day. You dip your head under in a duck diving way. Headed back out you finaly say:(GOD BLESS THIS EARTH IN A MOTHERS EARTH WAY) Mixed Media, Nature, Foam - free computer desktop wallpaper.
Rating Someone #1?
this is my very first blog.. so please bare with me.. im just so annoyed right now with the way one person just rated me tonite! a "#1" as in One!! And you want to know why? All cause I beat her playing a few games !! How unfair is that? I have rated each and every person on here a "10", why not... LOL...besides the 1 rating I got tonite ,, my only other was a 7... every single person who came to my page rated 10's. so my only one QUESTION is~~~~~~~ How do you rate peoples pics?? (really by appearance or are you just polite? (ok it was a 2 part question! lol
Listen Up People
ok people this is a lil about me thats not said on my page. i have a heart of gold and love making new friends and the like. i consider them my family. i'll treat you with love and respect and kindness and be very caring towards you and all i would ask is for you to be yourself with me as i am with you. but once you hurt me or my friends or even piss me the smooth off theres hell to pay. that i dont take kindly to nor will i tolerate it. and if you piss me off enough you will re grate it big time. i'll sit there and fume over it till ive had it and will let you know what i really have to say and what i really think of it all. then you most likely wont like me an thats fine with me but once i have said my peace i would expect it to all be dropped by both or all parties. i will do that but you have to also. and if ya dont then fine with me but dont be surprised to find yourself blocked from my page. i did not come here and make this account for bull crap or drama and that see
Shaving Off Her Muff Lmao
I'm A Surivior!!!!
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A SOLDIERS SILIENT NIGHT Original Poem, as printed in the December 1991 edition of "Leatherneck": 'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one-bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live. As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I’d seen. This was the home of a Marine I’d heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read? Curled u
Homepage Contest
Thank All My New Found Friends
I only joined FUBAR less then a week ago and already I have found a ton of new friends. I have not caught up on all the E-Mail's yet but I will answer each one. Please be patient with me this time of year is always hectic. I hope to get a few better Photos up but I am a little shy about showing to much skin but I am sure in time I will have a folder for those close to see the real me. Luv ya all and I hope you all have a Wonderful Holiday Season. Lady_Liz P.S. Go by and show Master_William some luvin after all he got me to join.
What Do We Have Misunderstandings
why do we ever have misunderstandings ever try to talk to somebody and kinda joke around and they get mad and shut you out forever ,or some for some reason they didnt get what you said and then you say your sorry and no matter what they still dont or wont talk to ya sometimes i wish i had all the answers
My Life
Let me tell you a little about my life. I grew up in a house with two parents who thought I was their slave. I did all the cleaning and cooking from the age of 12 on. I got pregnant at the age of 17 then got married at the age of 18 and divorced by the age of 20. After leaving my ex my mother took my two older kids away from me with the help of my ex who lived with her for three months after I left him. I am now remarried to the man of my dreams and have two wonderful children by him. I am currently going to college to become a teacher plus working as a recruiter for an insurance company. My life as changed a lot just in 8 years. My children are 12, 10, 5, and 3. I also have one that is in heaven waiting for me and his daddy to come join him. So now that you kinda know a little more about my life please look at my profile and rate me.
The Truth About Flouride
The Truth About 'Fluoride' (or what every Mother should know) by A. True Ott © August 2000 See also | Feedback Fluoride used by Nazis to sterilize inmates and make them docile. Fluoride a key dumbing down ingredient of Prozac and Sarin nerve gas -- poisons of choice for tyrant rats. First of all, it needs to be stated that the 'substance' referred to as 'Fluoride' is a misnomer - there is no such substance listed in the periodic chart of the elements, nor in the prestigious CRC handbook, nor in the sacred 'bible' of the pharmaceutical industry - the illustrious 'Merck Index'. Instead, we find a GAS called Fluorine - and from the use of this gas in various industries such as aluminum manufacturing and the nuclear industry -certain toxic byproducts are created which have 'captured' fluorine molecules. One such toxic, poisonous 'byproduct' is called sodium Fluoride - which according to the Merck Index is primarily used as
He He
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man, seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. "I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account." "I know,
Ha Ha
Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 4 - 5 lb. Chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.) 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done. And you thought I couldn't cook...
Gone Again
Just to let everyone know, i am currently on West-pac (making my way to iraq) so if i don't rate, thank, add you right away, i'm sorry, but internet connection over 800 miles from kinda slow. Anyways. hope y'all have a good holiday season.
Me Me Me...
Hey that thing about getting FUBUCks for gifts is cool!!! I want some!!! Anyone can spare any??? I'll be greatful!!! AMBER
Upcoming Shows
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keep me in ur dreamz as i walk softly through the night keep me in ur heart let my smile be ur guiding light keep me in ur thoughts as u go through each day keep me close to u always remember these words i say keep my name upon ur lips whispering softly at the sound keep my eyes locked on yours look soul u have found keep my heart next to yours beating together as one keep my smile forever in your mind as we go along through time
My Singing , If This Works
This has not worked anywhere else in this site, I'll just give it a shot!
Creative Outlet
Sometimes, this was all a person could ask of an early fall weekend. The sun was warm on her skin, the sounds of one of the last festivals of the year drowning out the thoughts that had been consuming her for too long. As she sat alone, far from the hustle and bustle of the main tent, she was trying to work up courage and strength that she had convinced herself resided somewhere inside. For too long, she had spent her life being told what to think, how to act, how to feel. This was Marti’s time to shine. She felt liberated after spending a decade in a marriage that she had known before the vows wouldn’t last. She had convinced herself that her husband would change, that he would be more loving after they were man and wife. She quickly realized that was only a dream, but by then she felt trapped. She found the courage to leave and be on her own for the first time in her life. She had traveled a bit, found new hobbies, was working on finding social circles she could be a par
The New Bartab
The best thing about this new bartab is that I get to see all the comments and stuff that you guys leave on fake profiles around fubar. LOLZ ps hi to my stalkers
Is it just me or does everyone think the same.As for the new bar tab --its some crazy shit--I have made some very good friends on here but as for this bar tab stuff it sucks --I care WHY if this one votes on this or this or this -- so as for my friends i will probably be turning my bar tab off and checking it maybe once a day--because i feel WHAT I DO ON HERE IS MY FRIENDS BUSINESS FOR WHOM IM DOING IT NOT THE WHOLE FUBAR SITE
Something New?
OK so just when you think you have a handle on your environment and you just get comfy with your bar we see everything everyone does..... Thats just a bit much what do you think about that n have you made any adjustments? I suppose next we'll be able to see who shouts at who n when.........
My Birthday
Well me and Adam went out Saturday. Started at Hooters and ended up at my cousins house party. Got home at 3. Horrible headache Sunday morning but that did not stop me from drinkin it up Sunday night at Fats Billiards. Now its early Monday morning and Im hungover and its finally my birthday. Work. Woohoo. All in All good weekend.
Had Me Alone...
fubar Bulletin!MAKE STICKY! ×÷·.·´¯`·)»#... M, 25 Odessa, FL remove friend subject: IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... (repost) date: 2007-12-09 15:20:59 IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS ON OTHER'S WALLS... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND IS TOO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU!! There can be more then one, no holdin back haha Would u ___________me? o1. date? o2. fuck? o3. kiss? o4. suck or eat? o5. be friends? o6. hate? o7. love? o8. crush on? o9. stare at? 1o. marry? 11. please? 12. tease?
Florida Beach Front Property
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Speaking Her Mind
We can make love in the bedroom floating on top of my waterbed. I'm kissing you running my fingers through your hair. In the hallway making our way beside the stairs. We can do it anywhere. I can love you in the shower both of our bodies dripping wet. On the patio we can make a night you won't forget. On the kitchen floor as I softly pull your hair. We can do it anywhere...." Ok, it's been awhile since I did the whole blog thing. I went back to work after a 2 month break....lawd this 7am-4pm is wearing me down!'s 2:24am and I still can't sleep! So I guess I'll write about the diamonds at the meeting of my thighs (yea....Maya was writing about me yall!!) What's the answer to the question in the title? I DO, I DO!!!! I know you remember the above lyrics from 112 (what happened to them anyway?) and that freaky ass video that they did. Well, as much as I am the wifey type and the romance shyt is cool every once in a while, I can't pass up the......(OK THIS IS THE PART WH
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help me make orangebanans go broke he has a contest going on and for ever comment i get he is paying out 10fu bucks help me make him go broke
Monday Monday Fu-k It
Monday's suck ass and sometimes it's just better to stay home and Fu-k...It's snowed about a foot outside and I can't wait to get the Fu-k out of Montana! Winter is a depressing time of the year living in the mountains and shit... Just some more senseless rambling because I can't sleep
Drinking Rules
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3.removed 4. Removed 5. Removed 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is not really cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. 11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I'm going to get drunk. I hate shots. It's coming back up. 12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong. 13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message. 14. If you o
More About Me
The influence of your Day of Birth; You were born on the 2nd day of the month, which makes your birth number 2. You're the voice of reason, the go-between, the woman that others run to when they can't solve a problem by themselves. Best of all, you usually succeed in straightening these people out so that, when the dust has settled, EVERYONE feels great! Face it, you're a born arbitrator. You're a woman with that rare and precious ability to see both sides of an issue and to make the right decision for all concerned. Your Destiny number; A sensitive, impressionable dreamer with a concern for the plight of the world, a woman who rolls up her sleeves, jumps in and gets involved . . . You may have heard yourself described in these terms by friends and colleagues (and probably blushed while listening!). You enjoy being generous, caring, and like working for the universe as a whole. And you may be thinking, so what's the big deal? The "big deal," my friend, is that you'
I Want To Go Home.
Going home is there really such a place. Or is it something inside of us. Are we taught to do things without thinking. People seem to change who they are to please others, and in the end lose their selves. that's me I would do any thing to make people happy around me, not really caring about my feelings, my wants, my dreams. They don't ask so I don't tell. Why is it so easy to get lost or left? why does pain come so easy and love so hard? So I guess in a way going home is a way of finding out who you really are and what it is that you want, not what people want for you or from you. Think about it who are you really, and what would you do to be Happy!
How He Likes It!
Things I want to do with you! I start off by moving in behind you, I reach around cupping your more than ample breasts in each hand, as I kiss and nibble on your neck, slowly working my way around to the front where my mouth moves to yours and my hands move down to your hot dripping cunt. My tongue darts past your lips and into your mouth, my hand rubs your bush, You spread your legs, wanting me to move my fingers deeper, but I hesitate, my mouth moves to your breasts and I begin to play with your nipples, I'm nipping and chewing with my lips. Suddenly, my finger enters your dripping hot snatch and you let out a low but deep moan. You push me down on the bed, stripping off the remainder of your clothes, you straddle my face and push your delicious pussy into my mouth and you moan softly. You start to rock as my tongue begins to lick between your lips, finding the clit over and over again. As your heat begins to rise you grind that pussy harder into my face, I take two fingers and
Been A Long Time Since I Rock And Rolled…
Been a long time since I Rock and Rolled… I caught a story on BBC News this morning about Led Zeppelin doing their first and only reunion concert after 20 years. Ah memories… I better write this while I'm still half asleep and before I forget about it (the memory goes first?). I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life as most people have. I decided I could get away with going to a 2 year “tech school” rather than getting a Bachelors degree from a 4 year college. I found that my Associates Degree meant a lot more to me than anyone else. But I got some breaks, worked hard at times, and have made a decent living over the span of my career. Our class started with about 45 students but after a year it was down to 7 that would graduate on schedule. We were stuck into another class and took our quarters out of order. As in all schools there is always a class clown and ours was Crazy Bob. One Monday morning he came in and gathered our group together with one of the most serious tones I had
Why do people walk in and out of your life so quickly without an explanation?
I'm Not One
I can't understand why men think I'm like the other women on this site. If I call you a friend, then I'm a true friend. I'm not like the other internet hoes online trying to get to your dick or take your money or ruin your why lie to me? Why pretend to be a friend and then secretly slip out the back door when no one's looking? Are you that insecure or untrusting? I know women have hurt men before and I'm sorry for all the women out there who can't stand up and apologize to you, but why get to know me and then just walk away from a friendship? I'm not that scary I promise. I'm an honest female and whatever you want to know, I'll tell you. I'm believing there's a whole lot more fake people in this world than I thought at first. But as always, with the heart that I have, I'll take it as a lesson learned and keep moving on with my life. I'm always here as a friend no matter what...
Bands I Like
in no particular order dropkick murphys the tossers the swaggering growlers charm city saints flogging molly wild colonial bhoys (from MN) gaelic storm paddy wagon (from MN) catgut mary darby o' gill and the little people fiddlers green the fuchsia band the bloody irish boys labor force blaster the rocketman virgin whores (from MN) the pubcrawlers finns fury the dubliners the young dubliners the pouges the gobshites larkin the larkin brigade street dogs
Helping Others
lame i know, but i am a member of they are doing a kind of fun way of helping the Second Harvest organization. if you are a member you can create snow globes and for each one created pepsi will make a donation to that organization. you can make more than one and it can be fun as well. i have made one already.... (if you want to check it
Grieving -
I'm greiving over my friends death. Dr. John Ellis Moffitt, professor of pediatrics and senior associate dean in the School of Medicine at the University of Mississippi Medical Center, died December 6, 2007. Visitation is Monday, December 10 from 5-7 p.m. at Wright & Ferguson on Highland Colony Parkway in Madison. Funeral services will be at 2p.m. Tuesday December 11 at Galloway United Methodist Church in Jackson, Mississippi with visitation preceding the service. Visitation will begin at 12:45. "This is a great loss for the University Medical Center and to the medical community at large. John was a wise and trusted advisor and friend to me. He will be missed by us all," said Dr. Daniel W. Jones, vice chancellor for health affairs and dean of the School of Medicine. Dr. Owen B. Evans, chair of the Department of Pediatrics, called Moffitt "a friend to many, one of the most intelligent and caring physicians we've ever had at this institution." "His dedication to medical education
Being A 1st Time Father
When my Wife Desire' started back to work I started looking after Joey. The 1st week I was going nuts. I was holding him from the time he got up til the time Desire' got off work, that was 6am -4:30 pm all day..and when I tried laying him down to sleep he woke up crying. I called my mom the next week and told her that I was going nuts.. she said to just lay him down and he will cry himself to sleep. She said thats what she did to me when I was a baby, she said just look after him from time to time to see if he is I started doing that and well I love being a stay at home Father. I can get the house work done and all before the wife gets home and its working out good..I love being a Father and now me and little Joey have our little thing going. When he gets up I feed him and then I play with him for a bit until he gets all pissy and I lay him down to sleep..this goes on til 4:30 and then the wife takes him away from me =( oh well that will give me a break til she needs me to
Need Advice
almost a month ago i met this great guy, we've seen eachother a couple times and whenever im with him its like everything else stands still, when he kisses me the feeling is impossible to explain. but when im with him i never want the day to end, he treats me better then any guy ive ever dated before, he makes me so damn happy. all the feelings i have are hard to explain to someone who doesnt understand whats its truely like to be in love with someone, but how do you tell someone you love them without pushing them away? im so afraid to lose him i already know what its like to not have him in my life because someone has already tried to mess that up for us, but i am in love with him. now the next 3 weeks will be a trying time for us because he's going to visit family for the holidays but when he comes home i hope that he would of missed me enough to come home to me. im scared to death to lose him again, but yet im scared to tell him how i truely feel. im hoping i can hol
My Sister
Please show my sister some fubar she has been on for about 6mths now and is just starting to come online. Please fan rate and add her she will return all love. Buy her blast, vip etc show her love anyway you can. Thanks babysav8@ fubar
The Retrosexual Code
The Retrosexual Code The Code: A Retrosexual, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE. A Retrosexual opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female. A Retrosexual DEALS with IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT. A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself. A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, I salute you. A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods). A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years old. A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be. This falls under the "Dealing with IT"
What I'm Looking For In Life And Love..
In life I'm looking for the chance to be happy. The chance to be free from all the guilt trips, mind games, the manipulation. I want to be able to go to sleep at night, and not worry about this,and that. I want to be able to stay asleep knowing I'm safe at last. I want the ability to have a safe,loving,comfortable home. I want my kids to be well adjusted and secure with themselves. And know while things couldn't work out between me and their dad I still love them very much. In love I want a man who can stand on his own two feet. Doesn't look to me to handle his problems, but knows I got his back if he falls. A man who knows what true love is about, and is willing to give me his heart knowing that I could break it but trusting me 100% that I wont. I want all the sweetness in the world. I want to feel the love for him that I had from day one, for the rest of our lives together. I do not want to fall in a rut, and for us to forget about each other, or for our love to fade awa
The Tao Of Steve: Erotic Adventures Chapter 3
Well dear reader, it seems we find ourselves here again. If you're just joining the Erotic adventures of Steve, then you can catch up by reading the first 2 chapters under my other blog "Sex Story in progress". Enough business, let's get on with chapter 3, shall we? As this is my storyline, I've decided chapter 3 will take a little turn for the romantic. This chapter will feature 2 erotic letters. Although not as graphic as the first 2 chapters, I think quite a few people out there will enjoy these letters as much as I did. Let's consider this: 2 lovers, far apart, but none the less severely attracted to each other. The idea was to write a letter to one another as to what a night would be like with the other. Not to hard, but exciting all the same. Especially when written with the other in mind. So, sit back, relax, and let's enjoy the ride together....... Letter #1 Over dinner you noticed my lusty gaze. The look you have grown to know. Grown to love, because you know what
Vin Lethal
Peace to all who read this.I am Vin Lethal and this is my first blog,so first off lets start like this.Im 28,Ive been rapping since i was 12,making beats since I was 20.I come from poverty,my Pop was a stonecold hustler so we(I have 4 brothers,plus Mom)were always good on material shit.Love though we all got shit on lets just say life was very abusive.Music became a positive way for me to express my feelings.I used to fight a lot and at a young age found martial arts and fell in love with it.I started learning southern praying mantis from a vietnam vet Larry.I later found the freedom of jeet kun do(Bruce Lees style).I moved to upstate N.Y when I was 18(FUCKIN HATED IT!!)but it grew on me like a beard I couldnt shave.Now its home.One day I want to move somewhere it never snows,I hate the cold,not the snow just the cold.I love comedy and making pepole laugh,I dont project violence and anger so much any more Im looking for my inner sanctuary my zen,IM tryin to free my mind baby.theres so
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Y Bother??
if u crush someone...i would think that the person whom is the crush or ur crush would want to correspond...if not truly a crush..then what for?? really is no reason...u cant admire someone without communication...not happenin mayb i bcause i am out of sync with society i dont know anymore but to wait for somemone and to b glad to see them online wanting to talk to them and all u can get out of them is 2 letter words...seems not a crush to me...lift it b
Chrismas Poem
I have a list of folks I know , all written in a book.And every year at Christmas time, I go and take a look.And thats when I realize that these names are a part...not of the book they'er written in, but of my very heart.For each name stands for someone who has crossed my path sometime, and in that meeting they've become the rhythem in each rhyme.And while it sounds fantastic for me to make this claim, I really feel that I'm composed of each remembered name.And while you may not be aware of any special link just meeting you has changed my life, a lot more than you think.For once I'v met somebody, the years cannot erase the memory of a pleasant word or of a friendly face.So never think this Christmas card is just a mere routine of names on a Christmas list, forgotten in between.For when I send a Christmas card that is adressed to you, it's because you are on the list o folks I am indebted too.For I am the total of many folks I have met and you happen to be one of those I prefer not to f
I am completely amazed. First off, I have been apart of the Bar for some months now and I have just decided to write a blog. I have seen some pretty interesting stuff since I've been here. I have read some pretty impressive stories on here. I've also read about adults doing some pretty surprising (childish) things on here. All-in-all, it has been an experience that I wouldn't trade for anything. I hope this place stays around for a long time. Thanks everyone on here for the experience thus far.
Would You? 2.age 3.favorite postion you think I'm cute 5.would you have sex with me 6.lights on or off 7.would you have to be drunk 8.would you take a shower with me 9.have you ever thought about having sex with me 10.would you leave after or stay the night you like cuddling after 12.condom or skin 13.have sex on the first date 14.would you kiss me during sex you think I would be good in bed 16.would you use me as a booty call 17.can I use you as a booty call 18.can we take pics of the act long would we have sex 20.would you tell your friends about me you enjoy giving oral pleasure you enjoy recieving oral pleasure there anything you wouldn't do in the bedroom freaky are you on a scale of 1-10 25.whats the longest you've ever gone 26.would you want to see me nakid on my web cam 27.would you post this so i could fill it out.
The Democrat
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself." "What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated. "Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?" "Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"
Hell Now
Damnit man. This is my first one of these on here. Well lets see what to say. Um yeah I'm tired and achy cause of work. Oh and my house is falling apart. lol. But life is good.
Love Lust Marriage
LOVE -When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST -When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE -When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. LOVE -When intercourse is called "making love." LUST -When intercourse is called "screwing. MARRIAGE -When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. LOVE -When you argue over how many children to have. LUST -When you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE -When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids. LOVE -When you share everything you own. LUST -When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE -When the bank owns everything. LOVE -When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST -When the relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE -When ... uh ... what's a climax? LOVE -When you phone each other just to say, "Hi." LUST -When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. MARRIAGE -When you phone each other to bitch about work. LOVE -When you write poems about your partner. LUST -When all
hes alive!!!! Kailyn babygirl i'm sorry he hurt you this way...and hes hurt u too much...and he knows that and i'm sure hes sorry..just doesnt show it...but if u ever need someone to talk to were always here... everyone loves you babygirl and i hope u know that... hes hurt everyone and he knows that...but i dont think itll happen again...but maybe laters everyone!!
Drama Drama!
Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls. Children of alllllllllll ages. Sit right down because the show is about to begin! Lol, omg! This new feature is going to cause so much drama I don’t think ill be able to stand here. The fact that your rating behavior is now going to be public knowledge is no doubt going to cause some issues. I mean, part of the illusion and fantasy of this place is to feel special. And its hard to feel special when one of your “special” friends is leaving comments on 50 other peoples page. Not that I care, or you should care, but the illusion sure is gone. Its like it runs and tells on you, lol. I am completely secure with all my relationships with all my friends. I understand that it is possible you might on the slimmest of odd chances actually maybe kinda sorta could have other friends, lol. But I know some of the more insecure folks around here are going to fold up like a whicker chair under a fat man, lol. The bottom line is that this feature should
Why Men Frustrate Me
If you were one of the unlucky few who felt my rath this morning please accept my apologies. You may be a nice guy but I don't know that. I've been bombarded with sexist pig headed assholes who can't look beyond a pretty face to see the real person inside. I'm tired of guys coming at me hoping to get down my pants. I'm so much more than a piece of ass. I am a person, a woman with feelings. While I may seem like a tough cookie, I'm a softy at heart who just loves to love people. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for a loved one. People like to exploit this. I guess it's my weakness. I got guys who think I'm pretty, some think I'm beautiful, some say I'm sexy but almost all of them want one thing for me...SEX. Is there not a guy out there that is willing to wait for a girl? Willing to see if she is more than an animal in bed? Letting love blossom before sex comes into the picture? Why is sex everything? And why do guys see my pictures and automatically assume I'll
Tequilla Cookies
I'm Sure you will all enjoy making these cookies. Cuervo Cookies I know it's a little early, but it is time to start baking for the holidays. This is the BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER! Christmas Cookies 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. S
Christmas Xxxxx Lol
1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his Christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio - la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingerie. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.
Where Are All The Metal Fans
Hey, This is Skintailor. Where are all the damn metal heads at on here. It seems they are far and few between. I mean true metal heads not guys who wear there sisters pants and listen to Panic At the Disc. Or A Fag Inside better know as AFI. Im so sick of the screamo/emo scene. I want to meet the sick in your face metal fans. That dig shit like Cannibal Corpse, Slayer,Pantera, Judas Preist, Hatebreed,Diecast,Overkill,Six Feet Under Iced Earth. Ya get my drift. So fucks bring the pain. And lets tear this shit down. And as Dimebag would say lets blow this shit up.
Villiano's Thoughts
Hey it's some thing to think about. A movement starts with just one thought. A spark with in ones brain given insight in to a plan; A plan that can bring about a change; A change that can build and destroy at the same time; Some thing that those who keeps us repress doesn't want. Hate is feed to our young on a daily to keep them blinded to what's really going on. It's a quiet storm; A quiet storm moving across our planet sucking the youth out of our bodies; Decaying our physicals with poisonous words such as taxes, slavery and democracy For one to truly be free would mean for him/her to break away from that, that keeps them repress. One in the physical can never truly be free on this planet. How can that be if you are tied to paper work and red tape? The constitution states that one is free until he/she is locked up then that person is legally a slave, but how can that be if you are already a slave by the signing of the birth certificate? Bein
Dear Santa
dear santa, i am writing this because i wanted to make sure that you know what i want for christmas this year and i felt the need to explain a few things . . . first of all, i would like a a new laptop, the one i have now is really just not quite cutting it. in fact it down right sucks. . . second my doberman needs a pretty new pink shock collar to keep her from destroying a second christmas tree. you know what shock collars for the kids might not be a bad idea either. go ahead and make that 3 shock collars. third, i want lots of parties on my calendar so i can make lots of cash and pay off all these damn credit cards. in fact we could just skip the middle man and you could pay these credit cards off. . . . . and this year, please no stress over who is going to whose house and all the family drama. i just want to enjoy the season, in jamaica. now for the explaining. . . i swear those pictures were not my idea and how was i to know that he'd put them on t
Due to the change of the BarTab I decided to change my BarTab settings to "For Me". It was interesting see who of my friends created a new blog, uploaded a photo or stash, but it simply not my business and interest to see who left a comment for someone I dont even know amd all these mumm votings and comments. I am sorry, if it takes longer from now on for me to find out that someone has new stuff up, but there seems not to be any option to see only this. If there is something you want me to see at once, feel free to send me a message about it.
True Love
If you change who you are in order to have someone love you then that person will never love you for they will love someone they think is you. When you change your beliefs, the person you love will believe that the person they love is some one else. When you change how you see the other person they won't see you at all because you no longer are who you are meant to be. When you alter to yourself why you love that person you cannot receive the love you want to have. If you change who you are in order gain the affections of anothers then the person you have become will forever be changing and the one you hurt the most will be yourself because you will never know your true self and will not be able to live the life you were meant to live. True love is not a sacrifice of onerself or who you are but a giving of everything that makes a you who you are, will be, and have always been. If you truly love a person it is for the same reasons and not what they can give you in return as true l
A Letter To Achraf
My dear friend, I miss you so much everything in my life is crazy like always.and Im about to snap nothing in my life is the way i want nothing i do ever seams to be right. mabey its me you know i have always been my own harshest judge. I can always point out my flaws and hate myself for everyone of them. Your the only one who loved me even though i had so many you taught me to love and except others the way god made why does no one love me that way?why do I want something i cant have? why is that the one thing i will never have?The only thing that makes life worth living? I'm sorry im letting u down im letting myself down.My problem is that i let myself be ruled by my heart not my head and in the end my heart is what pays the price for wanting what every little girl wants true love.some times i wish i stayed that thug miss that cold harted bitch. not not some times all most all the time I wish i was numb inside again.I dont want to hurt anymore.I dont want to miss u or be
In A Contest
I joined Ladygray's HH Contest! Now I know everyone says... Id like to win this but ya know what?!? Id REALLY like to win this!! lol I been here almost a year.. had some blasts, had lots of fun and even got to Godfather. Help me out?? The contest ends Dec 22nd!
Spineless Losers
I went out for a nice ride yesterday (Sunday) with a few friends. We made a stop at a little resturant in Cardiff By The Sea. My bike was parked along the curb as I was sitting in the outdoor patio drinking a soda. When what o I hear but the distinct sound of a bike hitting the ground. Some piece of shit ran over my bike and just took off. Thankfully a guy got the plate number for the truck that hit my bike. But what kind of spineless piece of shit runs over a mans Harely and doesn't have the balls to face up to it? Anyways again I just needed to vent!
Labyrinth Predator
Down in the bowels of the city it lives Lost in a underground Labyrinth it waits. Its grey skin its peeling it feels no pain. Many has fallen before it. No mercy dose it gives. The solitary predator Waiting for its next meal. Waiting for the chance to bring chaos. The world above him don't know of it Its the true god the lost god it in its true form Death is around it. And death its what follows it You wont out run it It will only remain

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