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Arise!!
The word "arise" simply means to get up and get going. Maybe that's the answer u have been looking for. Sometimes I make overcoming my difficulties a bigger problem than it needs to be. Seems that I ask God, "What do u want me to do?", "How can I overcome this?". God's answer is: ARISE!! There's a verse in Micah that I love, "When I fall, I shall arise." To get up and stand up is the decision I have to intentionally make, not something that just automatically happens. I have to chose to get up and not be trapped in the past, even if it is something that happened 10 minutes ago. I have days I'm so discouraged and want to give up. It's hard being a single mother of 3, going to school full time and trying to balance life and do what's right for me and my children. Alot of people don't understand. They have no idea my struggles. I've realized though after thinking about my life that if I refuse to "Arise". God won't do his part either. I have to have enough faith to get up and k

True Love
Love takes time. It needs a history of Giving, receiving, laughing and crying . . . Love never promises instant gratification, only ultimate fulfillment. Love means believing in someone, in something. It supposes a willingness to struggle, to work, to suffer, and to rejoice. Satisfaction and ultimate fulfillment is by-products of dedicated love. Love belongs only to those who can reach beyond themselves; to whom giving is more important than receiving. Love is doing everything you can to help others build whatever dreams they have. Love involves much careful and active care & understanding. It is doing whatever needs to be done, and saving whatever will promote the others happiness, security, and well-being. Sometimes love hurts. Love is a constant journey to what others need. It must be attentive, caring, and open, both to what others say and to what others cannot say. Love says no with empathy and great compassion. Love is firm, but when deeded, it m

My Story (not Real)
I was lounging on my couch half-watching TV, half-dreaming of you. When suddenly the phone rang. It was you, you always seem to read my mind. I said to you I wanted to see you and I would be right over, I made only one request, that you greet me with no clothes on. I rang the doorbell…. the door opens...a soulful, seductress stood there…….my palms begin to tingle and my pulse quickens. Each time I see you, you take my breath away. Your smooth skin, flawless complexion, chiseled good looks and firm glare……you can see that I came for one thing, “What did I tell you about wearing clothes,”I said softly. But before you could respond, I pulled you in. I lift up your chin and roughly pulled you in for a kiss. My mouth is hungry for your lips, my tongue begins to search, my dick is rising and you can feel it pressed firmly against you……mmmmmmmm….Now my fingers go to work. They trail your thighs and move upward, to the soft warmth inside. My mouth never leaving yours. I lift you up by you

Many ,many Thank Yous....
For all of you helping me level..I'm greatful.I m trying my hardest too return the love.But on dial up is very hard too get too you all. Please if I dont get you back now Ill be there when you need too level up.Just shout me and say I need help leveling and you know I'll be there as soon as possible. Thank you all for all the rates and love you have shown me..Have a great day..Im off too work ill see ya tonight..

The End?
Gonna be wiping people who I have yet to get any sort of reply from. After that, it's those that never write back (2 weeks is long enough I think). After that... gonna play it by ear. Hope I keep you all. --- Recently removed a large number of people. Anyone not on my friends list will likewise be removed from any other lists that they are part of. (02-23-08

My Poems
Slip into something more uncomfortable, Let me rip my nails down your back. Let me bite into your naked flesh, I know the way you like it. Harder, harder, harder 'til you beg, No more, no more, harder still. I'm a tease, but you love it, I crave your skin, once again. Red dripping down your back, Falling into the bed beneath. Still i bite harder, until you scream, You've had enough, but I'm just beginning. The look of insanity in my eyes, Sends you wild, and you kiss me until it hurts. I push, harder, deeper, wanting more, Then i stop. Abrupt. Dead still. I listen to your breathing, As it shallows, as you calm. Then i attack one last time, ferociously With a look of pure animal. A whole new side of me, A side hidden from all apart from you. I love it, I crave it, I need it, Look at the beast you've turned me into.

Excitement
Im so excited..and I just can't hide it. Im about to lose control and I think I like it! Well if you didn't read lastnights blog.. I won a 2005 Pontiac Vibe on ebay. It has 35, 000 miles..and is grey. I feel like a new momma.. wanting to show it off. So go look.. its in my default pics. I have moved up from minivan momma! So this morning, I was outside cleaning out my van.. ready to get rid of it. lol. Boy, all the junk in it. Anyways.. my new year resolution is to take pride in my vehicle..and to keep it spotless.

Isis
I am Isis, daughter of Nut, the goddess of the sun, moon and heavens, and the Earth-God Geb. I was sister to Osiris—future lord of the underworld, Set—who would come to be known as the god of chaos, and Nephthys—future goddess of death. Like my siblings, I would come to be revered by all of Egypt, and they would call me the mother goddess and protector of pharaohs. However, a great many events took place before we came into our divine titles, and this is my recollection of it. From the moment we were conceived, my sister and I were like one soul living in two bodies. We were side by side in everything we did. We were twins completely identical in body, and nearly identical in soul. Only small differences separated us. Though we both loved the moon’s glorious silver radiance, a symbol of our beloved mother, Nut, Nephthys adored the dark, crescent moon, whereas I loved the full moon, fat and round. Osiris and I were equally close, perhaps even more so. W

Dark
Words that never left her mouth but screamed behind her eyes called out to you urgently in desperate cries When they knew, how they knew as she stumbled and fell They awkwardly died sprawled on the ground scarlet stained dreams fires of Hell Mouth barely open to late to speak legs and arms broken Anubis fallen and felled Isis fallen and felled her lips sewn shut her heart flutters It’s weak against the corset laced tight stained by tears that leak from eyes white and blinded to hands drained and tied close to her chest femininity found and once again lost in the whimpers and sighs broken feet bound so she can’t run away a promise of freedom to entice her to stay like she’d ever run anyway…

Big Changes To The Top 30 Fubar Levels 2008
THE NEW LEVELS FOR FUBAR 2008. LVL-1, I'M NEW HERE. LVL-2, WHAT DO I DO? LVL-3,HEY NEW FRIENDS!. LVL-4, THIS PLACE IS COOL. LVL-5, PARTY TIME. LVL-6, RATE LIKE HELL. LVL-7, ADD LIKE HELL. LVL-8, RATE,ADD AND FAN LIKE HELL. LVL-9, GETTING THERE. LVL-10, FUBAR'S FRIEND (SO HAPPY). LVL-11, OVER THE HUMP. LVL-12, ADD STASHES/BLOGS FOR POINTS. LVL-13, PIMP MYSELF! LVL-14, SHOW MY BITS!. LVL-15, SHOW MINE AND OTHERS BITS!. LVL-16, BECOME A DJ. LVL-17, OWN MY OWN LOUNGE. LVL-18, PIMP THE HELL OUT OF OTHERS. LVL-19, BLAST AWAY LVL-20, YEAH BITCHES!!!! KNEEL BEFORE ME! LVL-21, DID I FEED THE KID? LVL-22, I REALLY NEED TO DO SOME WORK!. LVL-23, BUT I'M SO GOOD!. LVL-24, SCREW THE WORK LVL-25, THE KID CAN FEED IT'S SELF. LVL-26, SINGLE AGAIN. LVL-28, MY LEGS HURT. LVL-29,ASK FOR MORE VIP MEMBERSHIPS. LVL-30, OH FUCK WHERES MY FAMILY?.

Online Mistress
It all began with a “Hi” on the internet. Matt approached the innocent looking Sandy and struck up a conversation online. She was hesitant at first but eventually she opened up to talking with him. As talk progressed they slowly moved to the topic of sex and desires. Just before Matt had to leave she revealed that she enjoys being dominate in the bedroom. This perked his ears and his interest dramatically. They said their goodbyes and agreed to talk later. That evening they again met online and picked up their conversation where they had left off. Sandy revealed that she loves to bend guys over her knees and spank them like the little boy in trouble. Matt’s cock began to twitch slightly from hearing this. They talked more and more in detail about the roles of sub and Dom. Sandy realized that Matt is eager to learn more about being submissive to a partner. He desires to be told what to do and to have his partner do as they wish to him. Sandy decided to ask him a few que

How To Screen Capture
Screen captures are very cool and a great way commemorate your fubar moments.... you see your blast, the first time you see a friend scroll on top of the screen, or your arch-enemy says something embarrassing that you want to blackmail them with later, a screen capture is a quick and easy way to keep that moment forever. ok so the first thing you need to do is find the key that says PRT SC. it will be located at the top of your keyboard, to the right of the numbers. If you are using a laptop, you may notice that the PRT SC is inside a box or perhaps even blue. If this is the case, you will need to find a second key that is also with that box or blue, as shown. In this case, you would press both buttons at the same time. ok, now the moment of truth! Press the PRT SC button (and the 2nd key simultaneously if needed). Now, you are saying to yourself... "self, nothing happened. misterfeet is full of shit!" Not so, my friend. What to do now is to open up paint shop. You may ha

Does It Hurt?
Does it hurt every time you close your eyes and see her? Does her voice wake you up at night and haunt your dreams? Do you feel her fingers on your skin? Just as soft as her lips were on your neck… Would she be the same? There was always just something about her. There always will be… Would she make you fall again? Ohh the spell… The spell… Do you remember her scent? Or has that faded with time? Crawling in her bed at night to sleep, In the comfort of her legs that were wrapped so tightly around you. Where was her favorite spot? How did she feel, pressed against the wall? Her teeth scraping at your flesh… As she barely whispered your name. You didn’t forget that, did you… That spell…

Forgotten
I forget the word for describing something with incongruent senses the way color has a taste But I can feel your words Hot but not burning Liquid and thick They seep through my veins and thrum in my chest making my shoulders sink Your words are like alcohol warming my blood and melting my inhibitions You make me lose my judgment with a pen Lines work their way through my ribcage and squeeze my cynic’s heart tight enough to make my breathing heavy and my muscles clench cat-like and purring You make me love my curves and collarbones and crave the look in your eyes when you see what your poetry

Just How It Is.
Touch the Darkness Well I am sorry, but I am done with men. I thought I was strong, but I was wrong. I am meant to be alone, so I am here for just friends.. My heart can only take so much!!! Friendship is all I can offer. I have never lied and I have no reason to start now. But lies and deceit seem to find me. I have been played to many times. My walls are now to high to be broken down. The door is open for friends though anytime! Anything else and you will only find trap doors. I can't do it anymore.. giving my heart and having it torn to shreds. And for what? Basically to be screwed over. Why do men feel the need to keep two, three, or more women around at one time? Can someone help me understand? I mean.. is the truth that hard to tell? Being open and honest should be the most important. Sure sometimes the truth hurts, but we can deal with it and move on, but lies can never be moved on from and causes a lot more hurt. Just remember.. that girl or that

You Decide
Is it abuse or just a violent metaphor for love? a scream tore itself from my lips as hot metal touched my skin i kicked i scratched i fought with all my breath still it scorched my body my soul my body racked with pain and anger as he left me i lying cold and numb the hard cement floor chafing my back my shaking hand touched my chest touched the spot where he embedded the iron my fingers move over the still-fresh wound an eternal scar that would always haunt me i curled up like a fetus in its mother's womb and i await for his return

Fu Wedding
I look at you and think: I cannot live Without you; you're the person of my dreams. Of course I know I can, but I must give My heart room to tell it as it seems. Romance must have a language fit for feeling More than fits between the earth and sky. For love there cannot be a floor or ceiling: My love goes down too deep and flies too high. So when I say I cannot live without you, Know I can't imagine so much pain; And when I claim to always dream about you, Well, know the moon is happy once again. The sun reveals cold truths for all to see, But I must light my love with poetry.

Leaving Fubar For Awhile
I will leaving fubar for awhile . Im moving to a state with a friend there is lots of work there an I really need to go to work. To my friends I will miss you alot. TO MY BESTEST Friends I will miss you dearly. I will get back on when I can to ck on how everyone is doing I wish you all the best an I hope this new year brings you happiness an good fortune!! Love Donna

New Rules
I'm So Stressed! I'm not giving a fuck. In a world where we all get stressed out the second we leave the house, you being overwhelmed means little to the rest of us, ESPECIALLY ME. If your my friend, and you can't find more then a single sentence worth of subjects to discuss that don't revolve around your inability to handle your life, DO NOT EXPECT TO BE MY FRIEND FOR LONG. We all go through hard shit, and if I'm your friend, I'm gonna be there. But if all you go through is hard shit, if everything that has ever happened to you is just as stressful as the last thing, then it is not the instances that need fixing, it's you. You are fuckin broken, and I am not glue. Buying your dog an expensive sweater, just means that he's gonna get blood all over it when he tears out your fuckin throat. You. Yes, you. The one that dresses the dog in fucking sweaters and hats. Go fuck yourself. Seriously. The dog is covered in fur, and your putting clothes on it. I understand that the barr

Fictitious Tales
the idea was never supposed to be so simple. But through a lathargic thought process, and limited time, it became so before he ever really noticed. His plan was to make her regret leaving him, by becoming everything she ever wanted, needed, and could imagine having. He was going to be the perfect man. The man any woman would desire, especially one as shallow and indignant as she. But on this rainy day, he found a much better idea. A plan that did not bear fruit years from now, but RIGHT now. Granted, it was no best selling book, or an award for best director. But then again, the only reason why people ever achieved those awards, was because they had never found themselves behind the wheel of a car, with their ex-girlfriend standing in front of a very large puddle. Pressing down on the gas pedal and swerving his vehicle in which she had often sat safely inside toward the corner in which she stood, He watched her look down at her cell phone. Perhaps it was the new boyfriend calling. T

It's Time
Sgt.Raider of Sarge’s Bad Girls needs YOUR help, and I’M willing to pay for it! After all, two can play THAT game! For every 200 comments you bomb on the following picture, I will pay you 5,000 fubucks! The contest is over Wednesday, January 9th at 9:00 PM Central time so get bombing NOW! Send me a private e-mail advising me of your 200 comments. Yes they will be verified by ^Sin^. Thanks! Public service announcement brought to you by: Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Promoter/Sisterhood/FuBombers/SgtRaider's Bad Girl@ fubar

Henry Rollins
I know you you were too short you had bad skin you couldn't talk to them very well words didn't seem to work they lied when they came out of your mouth you tried so hard to understand them you wanted to be part of what was happening you saw them having fun and it seemed like such a mystery almost magic made you think that there was something wrong with you you'd look in the mirror trying to find it you thought that you were ugly and that everyone was looking at you so you learned to be invisible to look down to avoid conversation the hours days weekends ah the weekend nights, alone where were you in the basement? in the attic? in your room? working some job? just to have something to do just to have a place to put yourself just to have a way to get away from them a chance to get away from the ones that made you feel so strange and ill-at-ease inside yourself did you ever get invited to one of their parties you sat and wondered if you would go or not for

Really How Many Guys Are Like This ?
OK here goes another update 24 July,08 how many guy do you know turn off their video game when you need to cuddle or just want to talk? how many guys pause there game when the phone rings, just so you dont have to get up? how many guys cook dinner for you, or sit in a ER room for hours on end when they know for sure that your over re-acting? how many guys do you know have a strong moral background and strong sense of Honor and Duty? How Many Guys Do You Know That Have the Integrity To Strive to take care of people that are not close to him? ........... FEW If Any SO, when I tell you I want to Spend every second I can with you, and I care for you, that I want you to be a part of my life.... why.... the.... HELL!!!! would you start some bull shit that I dont Care about you?????????? I'm sorry that My Airman is going through a Divorce at the age of 19 because of a Little Bitch that never grew up, i'm sorry that I have a sense of Duty to check on my deploied Airmans wives and childr

2007
The Recap of the year Two Thousand and Seven The Year started off pretty smooth as it was not an indication on what was to come for the following twelve months. The idea of a perfect life was challenged many times though out the year. I made many bad decisions and the directly affected many people in my life, I cannot go back in time and change those things, but I can try and make the future better for me and the people involved in my life. I lost a huge part of my life this year when my brother decided to take his life, I will never be the same without him, he has made me mad at times, but nothing or no one can replace him, he was truly a one of kind. I still have some really tough days, there is not a minute that goes by that I don't think of him, I hope he is looking down on me and seeing how much I loved him, even though I didn't show it a lot of times. I also made some bad decisions that lead me to get arrested and get fired from my job. I hope in the New Year that I can t

Life34
I am taking a little break from my work for a few minutes. I have been working more then normal lately. A break here and there is nice. I made a cake yesterday for Peter's birthday and it turned out good! I never bake. When I do, it is always yummy but I always think baking is a pain in the ass. I make these cookies that are to die for but time consuming to make! One time I made a pie that was the best thing we all put past our lips! I made it once and never made it again. I still have the recipe but it was a pain to make the crust by scratch and so on. So....we must live with the memories of the best pie in the world! LMAO! Peter and I went out to dinner by ourselves since one of our kids was still not home and one of them was at his girlfriends house and the other didn't want to go! Nice kids we have! It was nice just going out to dinner ourselves though. I wanted to make him lasagna, something he loves that I make but I didn't have time. I haven't made it in a

Fake People
There are lots of dishonest people in the world and the sad part is I am the creator of one of them. That is very sad because she is my daughter. She lies, cheats and steals to get what she wants and expects everyone to conform to her. She is not going to graduate from high school, and her boyfriend is a complete loser that will be here till she figures out he's a loser. To compound my frustration she got arrested last September for shop lifting. I can't believe that this is my daughter. Granted I still love her with all my heart and would lay down my life for her. But I DON'T trust her. That scares me to death. I hope she realizes in this day and age that she can't make it in life with no high school diploma or a college degree. But live and learn she won't know until she tries. I just have to let her make those bad choices and hopefully she will see how bad it really is. The really sad part is .. I call the internet the INTER LIE because everyone on this thing

How The Fuck
Its like this Iam fixing to drop some F bombs on that ass, you feel me...Anyway alright Iam a fucktard I guess Iam trying to make a back ground thing right? ok well I know Iam I cant figure out how to fucking do it Iam like what the fuck dude are you that fucking stupid you cant figure out how to fucking work a computer you fuck...K so anyone whom reads this if you know how to fucking help me out that would be greatly fucking appretiated, O and I fucking forgot I cant fucking spell thanks for fucking listning..And while you are thinking damn cat is putting in fuck alot I told your ass in the beging..Thanks for the help holla at your fucking boy..

Pimpout And Prayer Request
TAINTED JUST NEEDS 81,416 Points to go! TO GET INSIDER CAN YALL PLZ HELP HER OUT tainted*kiss founder of NBSD@ fubar CAN YALL SHOW UR LOVE TO THE WONDERFUL & AMAZEING PRINCESS OF THEM ALL SULTRY PRINCESS SHE REALLY NEEDS UR PRAERS SHE GOING THROUGHT A HARD TIME RIGHT NOW DEALING WT HER MOM WHOM IS IN THE HOSPITAL JUST SHOW HER THA LOVE *♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.*Owned by JAK*@ fubar PIMPOUT & PRAYER REQUEST BROUGHT TO BY: BabyBoy J{SECURITY OF NBSD}[Member Of Club Far]@ fubar

Tangerine Sky
Say goodbye to a tangerine sky say hello say hello to tomorrow- when you say goodbye to a tangerine sky you lose your pain lose your fear lose your sorrow what if you were livin yours instead of hatin mine findin truth and spreadin love and searchin deep inside – see me glidin swiftly to that place I need to be that home grown irie zone harvesting my seeds I’m gonna live my life from day to night with no hesitation Make the best of every situation that I find myself placed in Decidin right from wrong, choosing my final destination Cause when it’s said and done, it’s just yourself that you are facin’ Say goodbye to a tangerine sky say hello say hello to tomorrow- when you say goodbye to a tangerine sky you lose your pain lose your fear lose your sorrow Say Say Say good-bye to tomorrow Wash your sorrow Live and learn Listen up and follow Do what you so let me rock it I be dammed if you think you gonna stop it Popo it drop it D-Loc get up on it Don’t you think y

Southern Sex Symbols
The newest Group of hotties is here... The "SOUTHERN SEX SYMBOLS"... Open to both Cowboys and Cowgirls... To apply go to the "Southern Sex Symbols Group" page and read the blog "how to apply" Southern Sex Symbols Group@ fubar

Thought this was interesting and had to share. Everyone is free to have their own opinion and I am not in anyway forcing mine on you. >To all my friends: The feedback from the "Not My President" bulletin has been astounding. This is definately a hot topic. Thank you all who have reposted the bulletin. There have been negative replies to it also, some even called me names and said I was ignorant! Regardless, I refuse to sit back and do nothing. Never will I sit idle while many, especially the young, are led like sheep to vote for anyone promising "change" who, at the same time: - refuses to take an oath on The Holy Bible (VERY BIG ISSUE FOR ME) - was raised as a Muslim, and may still be - belongs to a church that is committed to Africa, not America - refuses to honor our American flag during the National Anthem - refuses to pledge his allegiance to The Flag of The United States of America (ANOTHER BIG ISSUE FOR ME) DOES THIS SOUND LIKE AN AMERICAN P

About Me
I WORK FOR A LIVING, what that means to those of you who have never heard that before is that Don't spend my life on my computer, well, let me rephrase that considering computers are what I do for a living, I DON'T Spend my life surfing the web and hanging out on fubar, however I do try to check it once a day. Now as far as ME, yes I am a Comptia and MS Certified Technician for those of you who have never heard that either it means I'm a geek I work in computers and networking ok. Other than computers, my interests are varied from guns and cars to traveling and music. I would like to say that in my life I have tried things at least once, but that would be a lie as well somethings are even a bit to kinky or strange for me. My ride is a 1990 Firebird, why so old you ask, well first I absolutely detest the newer body styles of the Firebird and second well take another look at my profile notice my age? yep thats right I'm 35 mean I grew up watching shows like the Dukes, Knigh

Gods & Goddesses
My personal Choice are the Norse Gods & Goddesses, but heres a list of several others aswell. Greek & Roman Gods and Goddesses Aphrodite (Greek) - Goddess of Love (Venus) Apollo (Greek) - God of Civilization and the Arts Ares (Greek) - God of War (Mars) Artemis (Greek) - Goddess of Childbirth and Hunting (Diana) Athena (Greek) - Goddess of War, Wisdom and Arts (Minerva) Ceres (Roman) - Goddess of Agriculture and Good Harvest (Demeter) Cupid (Roman) - The God of Love Demeter (Greek) - Goddess of Earth, Agriculture and Fertility (Ceres) Diana (Roman) - Goddess of the Hunt and Protector of Children (Artemis) Dionysos (Greek) - God of Wine Eos (Greek) - Goddess of the Dawn, Mother of the West Wind Hades (Greek) - God of the Underworld and the Dead (Pluto) Hebe (Greek) - Goddess of Eternal Youth Hecate (Greek) - Goddess of the Underworld, Witchcraft and Black Magic Hera (Greek) - Goddess of Marriage, Family and Home Hermes (Greek) - God of Merchants (Mercury) Hestia (Gre

Song That I Got From A Friend
I’m gonna walk, walk dem golden stairs For I know my Jesus answers all of my prayers Well, when he comes to call me to that home on high I'm gonna walk dem golden stairs when I die, when I die Oh, Lord you know that I cain't hardly wait To reach that sweet by and by-y-y-y And when I reach those pear-ly gates Gonna walk dem golden stairs when I die, when I die Well, well, well I’m gonna walk, walk dem golden stairs For I know my Jesus answers all of my prayers Well, when he comes to call me to that home on high Gonna walk dem golden stairs when I die, when I die When Jesus says to me-e-e, "well done" And all of my cares are laid by-y-y-y I'm gonna lay down my sword, my battle here is won Gonna walk dem golden stairs when I die, when I die Well, well, well I’m gonna walk, walk dem golden stairs For I know my Jesus answers all of my prayers Well, when he comes to call me to that home on high Gonna walk dem golden stairs when I die, when I die Well, well

Dummy Blog
A few years ago my Mother was diagnosed with Non-Hodgekins Lymphomia (probably didn't spell it right..who cares). My mother is my best friend, this news was really hard for me and my little sister to hear. Dealing with it has been an emotional rollercoaster. Every year we hold or breath, waiting for test results, has it grown any more or is it still a slow prgression or is it getting faster. For those of you that don't know, this type of cancer has no cure and it never really goes into what most refer to has remission. It is either slow growing or fast growing. Now I'm not looking for sympathy or anything like that. Just needed to write this down and share a little. After six years with this, my father was diagnosed with Lung cancer and three months later he died. As all of us (family) were with him when he tok his last breath, that was the absoult worst day of my life. But to tell you the truth, I would not trade those last few moments with my Dad for any thing in this world

Teddy Bears
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top she

Mathamatics
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance? Smart man + dumb woman = affair? Dumb man + smart woman = marriage?? Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and

To Our Sultry
OK, without going into too much personal detail, Sultry is one of the most amazing women on this site. She has recently been handed some very difficult issues to deal with, with both of her parents being critically ill. We are doing everything we can to pull together and show her all the support and love we possibly can! Please stop by and let her know we are all keeping her and her family in our thoughts and prayers, and that our hearts are with her! *♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.*Owned by JAK*@ fubar Today...I wish you a day of ordinary miracles A fresh pot of coffee you didn't have to make yourself. An unexpected phone call from an old friend. The weather to hold as you travel back and forth to run your errands. I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in... The doctors to call and say things will be all right! Your mother to see you, smile, and say "I love you, baby!" Your keys right where you look. I wish you a

A.a.a.d.d.
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to

Dawn's Rants & Rave's
Obviously there are some out there who doesn't understand what NOT INTO means. If you only have one thing on your mind when you message me, keep on going. I am NOT on here looking to see how much flesh I can rack up like some meat market. If you are also married and message me hoping for a secret rendevous behind your wife's back, go where the sun don't shine. I DO NOT tolerate cheating husbands, boyfriends, whatever. Not a smartass here, just being direct about why I am here. Dawn

A Real Man
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cussing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite shirt [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her

Tags
Well Hello Fubarians As Most Of You Know I Make Alot Of Graphics And I Have Gotten Alot Of Request In Which I Love Makin Graphics Now If You Are Interested In Me Makin You One All I Ask In Return Is to Rate My Pics And Then Send Me A Private Message Letting Me Know You Have Rated Them And I Will Be Happy To Make You One.

Pissy
You know what pisses me the fuck off? When someone needs your help on Fubar to level up or anything I am there for them..When I ask for help trying to level those same people who ran to me for help are no where around..Aint that a bitch? This is intended for a few so everyone please dont take it personally..You know I love you guys!

Something To Think About
How to Dance in the Rain It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked

Well Thats It
well i guess i lose my best friend. every time i get a friend i get them hooked up with one of my other friends and than it all go to shit and i lose the friend. dude i didnt mean to get you in some time that would get your fillings hurt hell maybe i just dreaming that i lost you will i guess i will know if i talk to you in the morrning later bro

Over The Edge...
he is watching as she looks and she blushes.... seeing the emotion on her face and watches where it rushes. heat fills her cheeks and slide sinfuly down her neck... as his lips brush her ear and hold there for a sec. low rumbling whispers send goosebumps all over... hand brushing her breasts as he pulls away the cover. breathe starts to quicken his hands and his mouth are everywhere thrusts and moans getting louder cries of oh god mingles in with low swears over the edge and crashing together collapsing and breathless tightly holding on to forever light kisses over her face knowing that he at least sent all the hurt she had for away if only for a moment

Rules For Female Passengers (sports Bike Riding)
1. If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride. 2. If your going to go for a ride go with the nicest bike he's the one who is least likely to crash and kill you. If he has a nice bike he's probably been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all going to laugh at you. Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH! 3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up. 4. If you're FAT! Save yourself some embarrassment and save us the aggravation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz "YOU'RE FAT BITCH!!!! We can only be sooo nice. Use your head. 5. If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsibility to get someone to take her. 6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! We have to go first. No one else knows how to get where we are going... (Right guys?) 7. Showing your nice tits will get you selected fi

Just The Truth(this Is For The Women)
From my and hopefully every mans perspective: we don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it.

Over It
Why it people want to play with other peoples heart and emotions why do they tell you one thing and their actions show you other wise is it due to the fa have been hurt in past relationships and thrive off hurting others to make them happy?? I dont hope to offend anyone but i am over the mind games i am sticking to my new years resolution no drama any more. i am not going to bust my ass to impress anymore i am going to live my life the way i want to and be happy so happy new year and i am wishing myself a happy bday now

Cheap Reliable Shoutcast Servers
Hello everyone, Im just throwing a blog up to tell everyone that Im selling shoutcast servers for Cheap have made alot of sales and have had alot of good comments about the servers its self. You can go to my website http://shoutcast.plexxmedia.net and check out the prices. If you have any questions please feel free to click the 24/7 live support link on the site and when you do make shure to click the drop down box on the live support where you put in your name and email address to where its on Shoutcast servers. Thankyou everyone and If you run across anyone that needs a server Please let them know that im up and running. You can also get to the page by clicking the banner below! Prices are allways flexable.. Im not in to selling the servers to take your arm and leg from you.. Im here to help you guys on getting lounges and everything set up!! Please spread the word and let everyone know that im out here and offering Awsome servers and services!! Please leave co

Life As I Know It
After going through the hardest 20 years of my life, I have found a peacefulness, something I honestly don't think I have ever felt. I have always lived my life for others, not taking into consideration myself or my well being, always doing for others first. And now, even though my children are #1 to me, I am finding out who I am. I know, about time... Finding myself has been a difficult journey, one that I will continue traveling on for the rest of my life. I have always been something, for someone... such as : daughter, wife, mother...and along the way I lost Louise, who she was and what she wanted and needed. I have grown alot, now realizing that I can be all those things to everyone else, as well as being myself. A concept that I thought foreign for so long. I have truly found myself, and what makes me happy, for the first time in my life. Part of finding myself happened recently. I have realized that my key to happiness is in my own hand, and has been all along.

Can I Cum Inside?
Sit on me.... Wrap your arms and legs around me... Lean towards me... Feel me on another level.. Think what I think... See what I see... And I'll do the same for you... Feel what sex can feel like between me and you.. I need more then physical... I need mental... In your mind can you feel this too.. Can you feel this kiss? From my mind to your lips.. Can you feel my hands caress your hips.. Does it turn you on just having the thought of this.. I love the way you close your eyes When I'm inside You shake your thighs and squeeze me tight.. Do you mind if I cum inside? This might be wrong.. But it feels so right.. I never had pussy feel this nice Who knew it would be so wet and this tight? Hold on I think I'm about to cum twice.. How does it feel when I'm inside? It's the things you do that interest my mind. I luv it when your body is pressed against mine.. And the way you cry when I'm deep inside.. There's something about the way you ride..

Divas
Divas are women who are past their mothering time and have some serious life experience behind them. Divas do not suffer fools and are never hesitant to forge ahead when no others would.. Divas are secure in who they are and know what they have to offer in this life. Divas are unable to see the world as mundane. Divas see magic in every thought, move, process and moment. They could not look at life differently if they tried. They are able to finds hidden truths in all things. Also, do not get in her way. Divas love children and friends greatly and are capable of glorious romances and loving relationships with spouses or partners. Their friendships are deep and abiding, usually with one or two particularly tight bonds and several additional pals in their realm of influence. They do not require validation of themselves from others to feel good about themselves. Though they do enjoy compliments!!! While their bonds are very close, they are experienced enough to have dealt with death in a

Men Who Don't Want Kids
I am asking a simple question. If a man doesn't want children, ever, should he get fixed or not? Suppose you are a woman who thinks she can't get pregnant but for some freak moment your body changed and you woke up one day and took a pregnancy test and you were pregnant. You tell the father, even though you know he didn't want kids, and he chooses to avoid you, what would you do? I would like to hear what men have to say on the subject because so many of them think the woman is responsible and they think that they can just walk away free and clear when the woman gets pregnant. Weren't there two people there to begin with? Why does the man think he doesn't have any responsiblity?

Another Dumb Blog
So here goes another dumb blog. I am very Anal about my cooking utensils. I hand Hone all my stainless knives every week and I resharpen every month. For those of you that dont know, you should re-hone your knives before every time you cook. Use the Honing rod that came with your butcher block, that's right it is not a sharpener it is a Honer. Use a 22 degree angle and do 3-4 strokes on each side. So I will cut to the chase. I will only cook on copper bottom pots. The problem is they get dull fast. The copper doesn't stay shinny for long, I dont care how much you paid for your set. I was using Never dull and Brasso to keep them looking new but those cleaners smell like shit and they give your wrist a work out. Today I found the solution, Wrights copper cream. This stuff works!!! instantly transforming your tarnished copper pots into shinny new pennies..LMAO Can you tell I am bored yet? Seriously this stuff works. If you have copper pots buy it, it will save you hours of time pol

Sammy
My dog Sammy is a nut, he is 5 months old and weighs 52 lbs. Something is seriously wrong with him. He runs around the house all day like a retard. Today he was sitting on the floor 20 feet from me and then he ran as fast as he could into my knee cap. He looked like some raging bull trying to horn me! he acts like Mr. Big stuff but he is scared of everything. He ran into a card board box left over from Xmas and he almost had a heart attack. I walked him outside and a some little kids walked up to pet him and he pee'd himself. he doesn't act like that around me though. He tries to eat me alive. I think his mother was part Alligator. Sammy is also a nut cruncher. Every chance he gets it is hit daddy in the nutz! Umm hello, testes 1....2...testes. So my balls call out and beg to get slapped by an over grown dog paw? NO! every night he starts running these circles like some weirdo. For 2 minutes you get to see this crazy dog run his ass off in a cirlce like a nut job. After he is done h

One Rate Needed. Help Plz!
Please help juliet in her contest. You only have to rate the picture. No bombing required. The help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance. Just Click the link to go to the contest page.

A Must Read!!!!
This will make your mad and wonder when are we ever going to get a fair shake from the idiots in Washington? Got the following from a fellow senior who is also upset by this. He received this from a friend who teaches at a college. THIS IS A MUST READ.... WAKE UP This is a subject close to my heart. Do you know that we have adult students at the school where I teach who are not US citizens and who get the PELL grant, which is a federal grant (no pay back required) plus other federal grants to go to school? One student from the Dominican Republic told me that she didn't want me to find a job for her after she finished my program, because she was getting housing from our housing department and she was getting PELL grant which paid for her total tuition and books, plus money left over. She was looking into WAIT which gives students a CREDIT CARD for gas to come to school, and into CARIBE which is a special program for immigrants and it pays for child care and all sort

Heartbroken And Pissed
On December 7th 2007 I met the most incredible man on fubar. He was kind, funny, a romantic. He was everything I was looking for in a man. Someone I could really see myself falling for. As a matter of fact i did fall for him. We talked pretty much day and night either on the computer or over the phone. I told him things that I had never told anyone before. Everything was going great. He sent me flowers and even bought Christmas gifts for me and my children. He was supposed to be here Febuary 2nd to spend a week with me and my children. We even started to talk a lil about me moving to be with him. I was in a fairy tale. MY fairy tale! The last time i had talked to this man was on December 23rd I thought it was due to the fact that he was in the army and in Kuwait. So i patiently waited for him to come home on January 2nd. The 2nd rolled around and i still hadn't heard from him. NO big deal I will wait a couple more days. Finally on January 8th I see he has come online. I write him to as

Friend's Contest
Hello everyone, my good friend MommaTasha is hosting her first contest and needs contestants. If you are interested or know someone who may be interested please contact her. Her link is below Thanks! Here will be the prizes 1st place: Gets a week blast w/ gift 2nd place: Gets 75,000fubucks w/ gift 3rd place: Gets 25,000fubucks w/ gift 4th place: a Big Pimpin Gift of My choice ~*~MommaTasha~*~@ fubar

Court
Well some of you are aware of the troublesome bitch of a ex-girlfriend I am involved with because of my son Daniel. Well back in November during a custody exchange I was accussed of threatening her with 'getting my tire iron and using it to get to her'. Remember that line right there as there will be mention of it a little bit later in this blog. Well she accussed me of it and a warrent for my arrest was done. On the following Monay morning I was arrested by the Wayne County Sheriff's Department at around 715am. She knowing did this in an attempt to have me arrested in front of our son. What she didn't realize was that the sheriff knew due to a previous warrent that my children may be present so they allowed me time to make sure they were off to school. This was much appreciated by me and my parents. Since the warrent was done in Johnston county I was transported to the county line and changed cars to the Johnston County Sheriff. I arrived at the jail and within an hour I was releas

Chrm33
Hi Everyone..:) I have a friend of mine who used to work with me an worked in the meat department Jason an I are just friends even though we get along so good. we talk about alot of things. he tells me that he does not like his sister very much an does not get along with her so he just keeps to himself an stays out of trouble also he likes to fish he tells me. but me, I am married an a very busy person. my days off I like to sleep in. I work alot of nights lately. anyway I will go for now have a good new year this is new to me. so bear with me on this. Thanks from Chrm33 (MG). :)

Sumthin To Think About
For the record, I am not racist, but something to think about. LE A whole lot of truth here. Settle down Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. Get a real job! Robbing their own people! Michael Richards makes his point... Michael Richards better known as Kramer from tv's Seinfeld, does make a good point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points. Proud To Be White Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman' ... and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of viol

Liquer Warning
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may

Fear And Loathing
Fear and Loathing....Two things that are inevitable in this world...Two things I have constantly......Always....Bugging the shit outta me.....Confusing me......Consuming me at times...What do I fear you ask?? I fear what the future holds for me...I fear that they ARE all the same....I fear that noone will ever really know WHO I am or appreciate me for it....I fear being alone.....I fear not knowing....What do I loathe??? I loathe the same things....I loathe not knowing what the future holds...I loathe fearing that they ARE all the same....I loathe thinking that they may never know WHO I am or be able to appreciate me for it....I loathe being alone....I loathe now knowing..... When will all the Fear and Loathing cease???

Dj Will Von @ Aftershock Bar & Grill
DJ Will Von is.. Back in action and doing what he does best!! What is that you ask?!?!?! Why...Being The Pervmeister of course.. But you will only find this.. Sexy Rock God at... On Monday and Tuesday Nights From: 7 - 9PM MST So come on over to Aftershock Radio, Bar & Grill For some awesome tuneage Great fun!! And an Ever so sexy DJ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~(Lead DJ) ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ BABYEMMA~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ GREEN MOMMA~*~ ~*~DJ SWEETNESSA~*~ ~*~DJ ZOMBIE~*~ ~*~DJ HAWKEYE~*~ ~*~DJ KICKASS~*~ ~*~DJ DOMINIQ~*~ AfterShock Radio and Will Von... We'll always treat you like

Our Boys
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.H

Life35
I have been sitting here on fubar reading and voting on mumms. There is nothing on tv. I wish the writers strike would end! I guess there is laundry to be done and other stuff but I am not feeling very domestic at the moment! So I have been wasting time reading a lot of silly mumms. I am writing this why? No one reads my blogs anymore but 2 or 3 people. I guess I am boring? Or is it that Fubar has become more superficial? hmm? Maybe the later. My battery is about to die in my laptop so I will say goodnight in a few minutes. Kiss Martin........mmmmm ~ciao~

Friends Whatever!!
is it true that people join different sites to find an make friends, an when you try to become friends with people they act likr you have a plague or something. well i have tried an it must be true what do yall think.

To My Friends At Lilith's Lair
to syn, tonya and everyonelse at the lilith's lair lounge i just wanted to say that i love you guys so much! im happy to be a pole dancer at your kick ass lounge!!! and im happy that you guys are so protective of me!!! i know ya wouldnt wanna see me get hurt by anyone! and that means alot to me it really does and i want to thank syn, the sexiest man and the most kissable of course! for inviting me to the lounge when you and me met! here on fubar! your a kick ass guy and i love ya!!! ~muahs~ its such a great feeling to have cool peeps in my life ive only been on here a month and ya all cant seem to get enough of me! i love you all!!!! i love you guys so much!!!! i just wanted to post this blog and tell ya that !!!!!!!! just to show how nice and sweet i am!!! so when ya have a second please a leave a comment!!! on here! thanks guys!! u rock!!! ~mauhs~

Auction
Ok pple I am in an auction and need your bids. It is being hosted by DJ Ivory. I have never been in an auction before. If you want to own me click on the picture below and start the biding. Good Luck and ty for you bids ahead of time.

Soulmates?
i believe we have many soul mates, friends and foes, that travel w/ us thru different carnations(lives). havent there been ppl whom u feel u have met before? as far as one soul mate goes, there may have been an unrequited love in a past life, or alove that was so strong and maybe even taken away, or an enemy u hated deeply ~ either way, its someone u r karmically connected to whom u feel a deep connection to when u meet them. when u feel like u have found your soulmate, it may be that on a spiritual level you have worked thru the bad karma that has kept u apart previously & u have spiritually grown enough to finally enjoy the love u have been searchin for all your lives~ or maybe u r being givin another chance to clear your karma. just remember,life is a journey, not a destination, and there are all kinds of love. and there may be at least one person for everyone or maybe 2~lol~ and always know that if u were givin the chance to love deeply and with all your heart at least once, that y

This Saturday The 12th ….
Hey just wanted invite all my local fubar friends out to see my band! If your into live music and up for a fun night out … we are at Sonoma’s Bar & Grill in Columbia this Saturday January the 12th from 10 till 2! Hope to see ya there! Thanks, DM Sonoma's Bar & Grille 7284 Cradlerock Way Columbia, MD 21045 Phone: 410-381-7220

Some Thing To Think About?
Apology for Slavery? Part 1 In May 1995, Pope John Paul apologized for the Christian wars against non-believers during the 16th century Counter-Reformation. June 1997, Tony Blair initiated an apology on the behalf of Britian in their role in the death of 1.5 million Irish during the potato famine of 1845-1851. Germany apologized in April 1990 for the massacre of millions of Jews in the Holocaust and paid 60 million in restitution after denying culpability for 40 years. The US Government has given Native Americans reparations in the form of land or reservations due to the rape of their land, women, children and massacre from the efforts of colonization. In 1988 the US Government apologized and awarded Japanese-Americans, who were held in war camps during World War II, reparations in the amount of $20,000 each. The significance in these facts are that each man has represented a group or country to issue a form of apology in which their people have committed centuri

Phenomenal Woman
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them, They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.

#1 ~*~happy Hour!!! ~*~ #1
Lets Rock the Free Fu World!! Join me for My first Happy Hour!!! January 9th, 2008 10PM Eastern, 9PM Central, 8PM Mountain, 7PM Pacific Let's all level Up!!! ~*~DJ LuAngel~*~Ozzfanatic2 RL/GF~*~ Fu-Owned by ЯÄWƘƧ†☆Я@ fubar W.Y.K.D Wicked Storm

My Thoughts
Lately there has been alot of rumors going around on the internet about everyone. Some of which have been about me. Let me tell you something right now. Keep my name out your mouth if you dont know the truth. dont spread rumors about me because i turned you down for sex with you and your ole man. people who do shit like this cause problems in my family and household. if you cant tell people the truth then dont say nothing at all. find out the truth before you speak. better yet just keep my name out your mouth period.

Mia.
Hey all my beloved friends and the tribal Family. I am goin to be leavin Fubar for a while. Those who have my yahoo you can still get me on there. Those who dont and what to talk you hit me a priv mess and i will hit u up . I will only be jumpin on long enough to check things out and see what is goin on as for that. The tribe yes i no u all r in a contest with me i will still be holdin my part up with that. the contest goes out feb. 3 and i wish you all the best. And i dont no if i will be comin back. Hope all is good with every one. Hug to every one.

Profile Comments
Hello everyone that reads this. Am not "bitching or complaining" about any comments left on my profile as I think they are great, but recently realized just how long it was taking to open comments due to the amount of HTML comments posted. I don't want to turn them off but need to find a way around this problem so decided that about once a month I will delete the previous 2 weeks of comments to see if that helps the loading speed etc. Hope you understand all this and not get angry or think I am mean.

2008
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 : 'L

Dark Witch
THE DARK WITCH THIS IS THE CREATION OF TIME FOR THE NIGHTKIND. FOR WE NIGHTKIND ARE VERY UNIQUE. WE WALK THROUGH THE DARKNESS WITH OUR SHADOWS FOLLOWING US THROUGH THE BLACKEST OF THE NIGHT. WE WALK THROUGH THE CROSSROADS WITH THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT SKY. FOR THE CRONE GODDESS IS THE ONE THAT CREATED THE DARKNESS. AND AS US DARK WITCHES. MAY OUR FLAMES ON OUR BLACK TAPERED CANDLES DANCE WITH THE OLD ONES OF THE DARKNESS. MAY WE REMEMBER WHEN WE HOLD OUR BLACK CANDLES TO REMEMBER THE TORCH THE DARK GODDESS OF NIGHT CARRIES IN HER HAND THROUGH THE SHADOWS OF THE DARKEST CROSSROADS. MAY WE BOW DOWN TO HER FEET AND WORSHIP HER THROUGH ALL OF OUR MIGHT. FOR SHE IS THE QUEEN OF THE DARKNESS THAT HOLDS THE KEY TO ENTER THE DARK AGES OF TIME. THE ANCIENT RELIGION OF THE NOCTURNAL WITCHCRAFT STILL LIVES ON TODAY. FOR WE DARK WITCHES MUST REALIZE WHY WE ARE HERE ON THIS EARTH. WE ARE NOT MERELY NORMALWE ARE MORTAL SOULS FROM THE DARKNESS. BLESSED BE THE ONES THAT DO CALL TO THE GODS AND GODDESSE

Sisters
A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter. 'Don't forget your Sisters,' she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. 'They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may have, you are still going to need Sisters. Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them.' 'Remember that 'Sisters' means ALL the women... your girlfriends, your daughters, and all your other women relatives too. 'You'll need other women. Women always do.' What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought. Haven't I just gotten married? Haven't I jus

Wow!
I don't get people who think they are better than others! Come on now yes I may be PHAT but at least I am not ugly !!! Geesh!! Get over yourself!!! Not everyone in this world is a model and can never be but hell there is a sign at my work that says "No One Or Nothing In This Store Is Perfect!" So take that into consideration you may think you are perfect but your not!!! Grow up and stop acting like your shoe size and act your age!!! Oh and let me justify what I mean by ugly when you treat someone like crap or call them names you are ugly!!

Fill In The Blanks
Because I'm bored & so very tired.. I____ Angel Baby. Angel Baby is____. If I were alone in a dark alley with Angel Baby, I would _______. I think Angel Baby should ___________. Angel baby needs _________. I want to _________ Angel Baby. Angel Baby reminds me of _______. Without Angel Baby, I would _______. Memories of Angel Baby are __________. Angel Baby can be ______. Worst thing about Angel Baby is ________. Best thing about Angel Baby is _________. I am ________ with Angel Baby.

She Said Yes
So I popped the question on Jan 4th 2008. I took her to the restuarant where we had our very first meal together. It was so perfect, because without even planning it, We were seated at the very same booth on our first visit there. Even the waiter that had served us was there. I had excused myself from the table and asked the host to deliever the ring to the table after we had made our order. I wanted to be different because I am always hearing about people doing it after the meal, but I know how I get when I am really nervous, and I didn't want to have any accidents (like throwing up or something). The look on her face was priceless when the waiter came out and said that he had a special order for us. He lowered the beautifully covered tray in front of her and unvailed it. They had put a beautiful display around the ring case (which was open). I was so happy that she loved the ring. She started doing what I call her nervous laugh and saying, "OMG OMG is this happening?". So I

50 Car Pile Up In Lakeland, Fl On 1-4
LAKELAND, FL -- Authorities say at least three people have died in a 50-car pileup on Interstate 4 Wednesday morning. Nearly a 15 mile stretch of I-4 in Polk County is closed right now. Officials say thick smoke from nearby brush fires and fog made for hazardous driving conditions which may have played a role in several crashes. There are several crashes in Haines City, Polk City and near Lakeland. In the 50 vehicles pileup, officials say more than a dozen of the vehicles semi trucks. There are also overturned tankers on the road. Westbound I-4 is closed at U.S. 27. The eastbound lanes are closed at County Road 557 which is just northeast of Lakeland. Video from the scene shows several burned out semi trucks and dozens of other vehicles scattered across I-4. Several medical helicopters are continuing to land nearby to help victims. Here is a short video of how it looked at 4am this morning during the fog and smoke from a local fire including smoke and fire from the

Weed..
So I went out last night .... went on a date. Had a great, fun time, get a message this morning that he doesn't know if we should hangout because I know his brother whos my classmate and he doesn't like that fact of what his brother does or the people he hangs out with. I guess that includes me.. what a faggot. I've never been told this ever.. geeze, I'd like to think MOST guys enjoy me more because I blaze and can post up and play video games. So.. wtf. Obviously I learned today that.. idk yet. I still haven't learned anything. haha.

Come And Join Us!!
IMVU - The World's Greatest 3D Chat Hey all here u go here is where i am hangin out at now. so if u would like to hang with me come to my world of fun hugs. purple. hope to see all of you all here. I know there is a few of you all that has joined with my sister and I hope to see a few more. hugs again.

My Song
Ok everyone this is a song i wrote and i want everyones honest opinion. verse1: Im the thorn in your side, Im the scars you can't hide, Im the pain that won't subside, I am your thorn. verse2: I come when your with loved ones, I come when your alone, I am what throws the stone, I am your thorn. verse3: Im the darkness that can't be lite, Im the part of you that dont give a shit, I am the pain inside, What you cant hide, I am your thorn. verse4: Im the shame you can't hide, I am what scars your pride, The faith you cannot find, What you always hide behind, your thorn

Club Poison
CLUB POISON HAS THE BEST STAFF ON FUBAR..BUT WE ARE LOOKIN FOR MORE NEW FACES TO JOIN ARE STAFF.. IF YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO DJ , PROMOTE , OR EVEN GREET PEOPLE.. THEN STOP IN AND TALK TO ME ( POISON IVY ) CLUB OWNER OR MY SEXY CO OWNER MASTER TOUGHT OR THE VERY SEXY MANAGER ICE-T... WE WOULD BE MORE THEN WELCOME TO HAVE YOU AS PART OF ARE STAFF...

Playpen Auction Member Applications
To apply,simply leave a comment stating what the winning bidder will reieve once he/she has won you. ***PLEASE NOTE*** If you cannot leave a omment it is because we are either not accepting applications yet,or because we have enough people signed up. This is a FIRST COME FIRST SERVE!! Once the 25 people have signed up,I will once again disable comments on the blong and the applications will be closed. I will leave the blog available to be viewed by anyone so you can see who is offering what and to see who you would like to bid on.

Playpen Auction Staff Applications
To apply,simply leave a comment stating what the winning bidder will receive once he/she has won you. ***PLEASE NOTE*** If you cannot leave a comment it is because we are either not accepting applications yet,or because we have enough people signed up. This is a FIRST COME FIRST SERVE!! Once the 25 people have signed up,I will once again disable comments on the blong and the applications will be closed. I will leave the blog available to be viewed by anyone so you can see who is offering what and to see who you would like to bid on. ******YOU HAVE TO BE ON MY FRIENDS LIST IN ORDER TO POST!!! IF IT SAYS YOU CANT POST THEN IM NOT ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST AND YOU HAVE TO ADD ME!!!!!******

Ratings Are Like Buses
I've had no ratings , comments or anything for ages. i leave FUBAR alone for an hour and suddenly ive been rated like 15 times. Ratings are truely like buses. You wait for ages and then they all turn up at once lol

Sharing A Piece Of My Poetry With All Of You.
Beckon..... by Andrew Harris ©2001 I saw you so clearly, In my dreams you were there When all things are unknown, You're a breath of fresh air Now come, Oh creator of my smile Gone for so long, Yet here all the while. I slept while you touched me, Engulfed in this bliss My dream seemed more real, With each velvet kiss Following closely, As you lead the way Beneath all the stars, Until night turned to day Your eyes told a story, With no visible end Sweet hands of a lover, Embrace of a friend Together we ventured, In this land that was ours Where we basked in the feeling, And bittersweet showers In my dream we were real, Like the love we had found As I beckon you from afar..... And not make a single sound.

Laying It On The Line!!!
Feel free to comment!!! I had a moment of clarity today, I realized that not only havent i said thnks for the friendships, but i havent shown the thanks to my friends for awhile, Id really like to appoligize for this. Sometimes in my kaotic head i forget that without friends id be a gonner, So thanks very much everyone who has been their for me!!! And please allow me to be the same type of friend... 4:22 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove November 15, 2007 - Thursday Reality’s fatality Category: Writing and Poetry Realization of realities fatality, Dreams unaspired, dreams desired. Soul searching for inner desires. Touch, whisper,breath on breath, Eyes engaged to late to betray... Just out of reach these desires, My mind tangeld in wires, Heart pounding... Missing the touch the feel of inner heat, Let the warmth engulf you, Take comfort in it. Just out of reach down the hall of memories now it glides... 6:57 PM - 0 Comments -

Meet Holly!!!
Hi ya'll!!! ... You've all been such amazing friends .. I'd like you all to meet Holly! ... sixtwobbw@ fubar She's funny .. and witty .. and wonderful .. and a "real life" friend of mine! ... I just dragged her in!! . . Show her some love!!!! .. Thank you in advance!!!!! ... "G" aka .. "Maid"! ...

New Every Morning
New Every Morning Today's Scripture “His compassions never fail. They are new every morning; Great is Your faithfulness” (Lamentations 3:22-23 NASB). Today's Word from Joel and Victoria You may have done something last week or last month that you're not particularly happy about, but the good news is you don't have to carry that around with you. That's part of what the Scripture means when it says that God's mercies are new every morning. God's mercy and forgiveness are available to you each and every day. His compassions never fail. That means that as soon as you call on Him and repent and change your ways, God pours out His compassion and forgiveness. Simply open your heart and receive it. You can have a new beginning every single day! Do you feel like there's something between you and God right now? Take a moment and call on His faithfulness. Call on His mercy. Ask for His forgiveness. Don't waste another moment in the past. Let Him refresh and restore your soul right now

I Wonder
i wonder why when a new year hits the same thing still happens where people that were in your life in the last year and were mean as hell and untruthful are still there. This year i really hope that i can find a new guy and a some new friends who do not stab in the back and steal my bf. I am goin to school this year finally after 12ys not in the classroom and i am not gonna let anyone step on my toes and ruin it for me. If u look at my profile and think i might have a chance in gaining your friendship please give me a shout.

Contest
I have entered a contest (see below) If you would like a link, let me know. THANK YOU FOR ENTERING MY MILITARY SUPPORT CONTEST!! I ALSO WANT TO THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO FOR OUR COUNTRY, IT IS MUCH APPRECIATED!! OK THE DETAILS!! THIS CONTEST IS GOING TO START TONIGHT 1-9-08 AT 8 PM EST. IT WILL GO ON UNTIL 1-16-08 STOP

Just A Leaf On A Tree
Just A Leaf On A Tree.. ~You will know my true value When you loose me ~Now you take me as a leaf Amongst the thousands ~Strewn below a tree But that leaf is unique ~Only time will tell you that ~~and when you start to miss me........... remember you let me go.................

My Reason To Smile
After I stopped believing that love could ever be real. Giving up on what I knew, I thought my heart wouldn't heal. To me love was just a game, a game that I could never win. Losing everything I had, everything that could've been. Then here you come into my life changing the thoughts in my mind. Bringing me to a new start leaving all my pain behind. You're the reason that I write, brand new poems of true love. You've given me the things I need, everything that I've dreamed of. You showed me how to love again, the things I lost; in you I found. You gave me a reason to smile, you said I had no need to frown. I will forever be grateful for everything you have to give. All the happiness I needed, and another reason to live. Every time I hear your name, a smile forms across my face. A new feeling...everlasting, that I know nothing can replace. I'm so thankful that I have you, you're there when I need you most. I don't want anything else, I just w

Does Anyone Care
lately i have been so unhappy with my life i've been pretending that every thing is ok but im not im tired of putting on an act i know i souldn't because no one evan really cares how im doing not my friends or my family they're all to much into them selfs that they don't evan care about anyone else but them selfs like nothing else matters so i just go on in my life like there nothing wrong with me just keeping to my self and not bothering with anyone because aparetly im not good enuff to talk to no one asks me how am i doing because they don't care how im doing and they don't care about whats wrong with me there more worried about a guy they like or a girl they like its alway about them i know it soundslike im jelious but it would be nice to be included in things and even though about im sad and depreesed all the time i feel werthless i need someone in my lfe that makes me feel needed someone to hold and love me and someone that i can d

Some Things To Think About
Some things to Think about: ~Life is not just for living once.. it's for living every day..... ~In a mirror is where we find a reflection or our appearances..........but in our heart is where we find a reflection of our soul... ~Faith is taking the first step....... when you don't see the whole staircase.. ~The door to your heart only opens from the inside.. ~when you feel like giving up........ remember why you held on in the first place.. ~True courage is to keep on traveling........ when you can't see the map.......... ~ Dreams are almost always taller than you are.. that way you have to reach to make them come true... ~Here's to the nights that turned into mornings. and the friends that turned into family............ ~The human heart feels things the eyes can not see.. and knows what the mind can not understand.. ~Live your life in such a way that your lil corner of the world will be brighter cause you are there... ~You'll never become old and

To Whom It May Concern
having some trouble over on my end of things folks. most of you probably don't know i had a blood clot a few years ago and it almost killed me. well, my leg is hurting really bad and has been for a few weeks now so i figure i should probably go get it checked. so just wanted to let everyone know if i'm not around for a few days that's the reason why. hope to see you all when i get back

My Points Of View
*** Disclaimer*** The views and opinions expressed in this blog ARE mine and I am open to other points of view. If you , the reader, if you find a point, or points, that you would like to debate, feel free to comment. I believe in the use of capital punishment as an effective means to deter and punish citizens. In my opinion, there has been far too much controversy over the issue. People do have the right to protest, and to express there freedoms, but more often than not do they weigh the cost of their actions. These protesters often forget that their tax dollars are paying for every meal, the guards to supervise and contain, and the bed these people, convicted of one or more heinous crimes, live and sleep. Humans rights activist often call the methods of capital punishment inhumane. Do they ever stop to think about how inhumane the crimes these people committed were? The judicial system has been twisted and contorted to a point that there seems to be a

Fubar Names
OK NOW I LOOK AT ALOT OF PROFILES ON HERE AND I SEE LIL BABY SEXYMAMA 2HOT4 U ETC AND THEN I GO TO CLICK ON THEM AND IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE BEAT THE HELL OUTTA THEM WITH A UGLE STICK WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE , C'MON IF UR UGLY U KNOW YOUR UGLY STOP WITH THE FASLE ADVERTISING IS ALL I'M ASKING! FUCK!

I Am Thankful
I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS. FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED . FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME . FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. .

One Hell Of A Morning
ok i had one hell of a morning first off i took a shower clean everything off and all i had to do is cleaj my new stud i gotten yesterday will i was pulling the shower head to aim for it since i cant touch it will and the shower head came right off and hit me right in my left eye i almost lost my sight then after words i want to get something to eat at jack in the box and i almost slap and fell on my ass becuse the guy was cleaning the steps at 5am in the damn morning you no they could have did that before the place open up after that i went to target to get soem cat food and other items and jsut when i got out of the store and walk down a few blocks a damn pig was trying to start shit with me for no reason wtf all i was trying to do is go home and do my own thing not just that i even came very close to get hit by a car he came so close to ripping off my leg

Why Me
Men are evil little monsters. I have had the shittiest luck with them all my life and give up. The ex left me 4 months ago, then told me a week ago he wanted me back, made a mistake...I said no. Not going through that shit again. Then I meet a wonderful man, and wow hot. Well He told me he was in love with me and then after I said it he went poof! Then my son decides he wants to live with his father. Well he is 13 so I kinda knew it was coming. Then the guy I was going to see for the last month out of town took his wife back...That fucking stung! So as you can see I am down on men at this point in my life and I think I am going to stay that way for a very long time. I think I give to much of me and my heart and that is what is getting me hurt. So well I am off for now...talk to everyone later.

Tower
Tower The Prisoner The room is dark and I am all alone. I can hear the sounds of the approaching storm. It is so cold, but it is always cold here. With no light to warm the air even the tiniest bit. I have walked this room at least a million times, but always in the dark. The walls are like large cold bricks with a rough feel to them. I have not felt an opening of any kind. No windows or doorways at all. I know there should be something somewhere, but I cannot find it in this darkness and I get so weary of looking around in the dark. The floor feels of a rough concrete always cold to my bare feet. How can I survive in such a place like this? In such a state of barely existing? I can hear the thunder getting closer now, but I will not see the lightning. It never comes; you see no light enters this dreary room. None at all, it is like a coffin. A cold stone coffin that I exist in, but will surely soon die in. As the storm approaches yet again I slowly back my way along the wall t

My First Bud Plants
hey peeps this is my first time ever growing weed i got 17 little buds planted in a milk jug and im askin for tips and helpfull pointers i keep them closed off in a corner of my room under a heat lamp what else can i do to make sure they live and grow really well fast and potent btw the bud im growing is Cannabis Sativa Red aka Baja Parrot please help

I Don't Get It
My friend Richie is on the rocks with his wife but they won't leave each other because he says they are afraid of being alone. That puzzled me. After much thought, it has come to me that the reason I don't mind being alone is that I don't 'get' what other people get from being in a relationship. I really don't. I think some people go into relationships to feel whole. Because they think there has to be someone there to make up what they don't have. Sometimes because they don't have faith in themselves. Sometimes simply as an excuse to not have to be responsible for themselves. I am already whole. I don't ask any one person's permission to exist in this life and I don't expect anyone to ask mine. Whether we want to realize it or not we are all whole, divine, here for a reason and that reason has nothing to do with any other human alive. I think that is why I don't 'get' what other people get from being in a relationship When I look back at my relationships I see huge expanses of wa

Time For Peace ?
http://www.iltasanomat.fi/uutiset/ulkomaat/uutinen.asp?id=1474068 . When world peace is possible ? It means ,every country have to want that and their citizens . Like to see that happen . Peace in the world,finally.

Voting: We The People
I think voting is important to our way of life as you can the last time we voted we lost a lot of freedoms that they were for (Nation Security)ALRIGTHY THAN! But this time we need to check out all the all the people that are running for office. Because we need to take back control of our government remember ( WE THE PEOPLE ) that's what we are the people that can control what happen in our country. I love this country and I want the best for all of us. So went chossing let's really think about who we are voying for. (I had this on my mind I just thouht I would write it down) ("YOU CAN NEVER HAVE EOUGN FRIENDS!")

Blue Eyes...
Okay, it seems like I have been plagued by something unusual. Eyes…oh-so-blue…limpid pools of blue…intense…the most intensely blue eyes watching me, following me and my every move. No facial features…just a haziness and those eyes. It was kind of eerie at first. I was kind of freaked out. I lay there in bed for a few minutes until I was completely confounded. Then, I realized whose eyes those were. They were yours…I remembered standing at the bottom of the stairs in my garage and looking up into your face. There…there were those eyes again. It was you. Well, motherfuck! Then I couldn’t stop thinking about it all day long. Dammit, Mike, it’s all your fault! Every color of blue I would see…I would try and compare it to those eyes…you know…the sky is the closest I came to a perfect match. What the Hell?!!!

Ethans Dr's Apt
well ethan is now a clean bill of health now. he is now 20 pounds 4.0 ounces, 28 inches long, and his head is a 28 inch. he is so big. and he gotten his shots too. but they said that he is now healthy like he is suppose to be. plus, he is now breaking himself from formula. he is drinking vitamin d milk. he is doing good on it, plus he is now eating yogurt too. i am so glad that he is so healthy. but he is almost a year old and i don't know where the time has went. it feels like he was borned yesterday. i just wish that he could of stayed little all the time. i love him being small. I just wish that he never has to grow up on me.

My Heart
FOLLOWING MY HEART As we all know the human heart is just merely a pump which Is composed of muscle and pumps your blood throughout our bodies at 72 beats per minute. Well let me tell you mine has been working quad droop able overtime lately. Oh I know why, but not sure that I should say it now or wait till I know for sure that what I am feeling is the right thing after all these years. I’m am known to get ahead of my emotions, and I have tired really, really hard not to show them too often. I just can’t seem to control them now since I have been chatting with this very handsome and much respected gentleman. I never ever thought in a million years that I could feel like this again. Just goes to show you that never say never out loud for others to hear or even to yourself as for GOD to hear. When I think of him my heart starts to race out of control, and when I don’t speak to him for hours I feel lost inside. Then again when I just sit and think of him my eyes light up a

Nuts
A hair-lip man goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he has ever seen. The hair-lip guy quickly turns his attention to the merchandise and asks, "Ess-tues me, sir?" "Yes?" replies the clerk. "Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos arr?" "Pistachio's? They're six dollars a pound." "SSit!" The hair-lip guy goes back to browsing and then asks, "Welp, how mutsh arr your aahhmons?" "Almonds? They're seven fifty a pound." "SSIT! tas' pensive," replies the hair-lip man. "Welp, how bout your pikanns?" "Pecans? They're on sale today, they're only four fifty a pound." "Welp, Ssit. Just div me a pound of dose dhen." "All right then," says the clerk as he begins bagging up a pound of pecans. Then the hair-lip guy says to the clerk, "Tirr, I just wanna tay tank you for not making fun of de way I talk, tauz I tan't hep it." The clerk replies with a smile. "Oh sir, you don't ha

Life36
My stepmother just dropped by to bring Ashton one of her Christmas presents that didn't make it in time for Christmas. It is a Juicy Couture purse and is so damn cute! I think I might have to borrow that one from her. Since she loves to borrow my car, I might just have to borrow her purse! My stepmother told me that she ordered me the Irobot Scooba finally and it should come soon. Another Christmas present that didn't make it under the tree. I am looking forward to getting that one. No more mopping my floors! I am very excited about that. As I write this, my Roomba is in the kitchen vacuuming up the floors! Gotta love it. My youngest son has a big heart and has a hard time telling people no. He is the kind of person that doesn't want to hurt anyones feelings. He is a lot like my Dad. So this kid that lives in our neighborhood asked him if he can start getting a ride to school with us. Christopher said that I wouldn't mind. So last Sunday, this man shows up out fron

What Would You Do??
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position in the hall, and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap." The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with ten children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"

Suffering And Pain
Suffering and pain Surviving through the past The hurt I gain Cuts with a blast Survival of the future Flowing, freely are the tears Underlying under the suture Beneath the fears Present hurt Causing wild dreams Not covered by dirt Waking to screams Today will I be able to last Thinking of the worst Feeling smothered like a cast Break through it first Yesterday is behind me Living now This I must see But how Tomorrow is never here But is always ahead Never too near Don't believe what is said

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My Dark World
i block the world from my view so i don't hurt agian i prefure to be blind then see it all offend i wish it all could be sweet but that just isn't right i wave my hand then remind everything will be alright i know now i was wrong to think those stupid thoughts how the hell can the world go on knowing all i've fought if i just lie here now and give it one more try maybe i'll just get lucky and wave away and die welcome to my dark world the senseless creepy find the place where i keep myself welcome to my mind

Blind
I was so blind Why did I not recognize all the sadness drowning in her eyes? I was too busy to take some time and ask her what was on her mind I was so blind Now I see her cries for help, all the cards she had dealt She was just waiting for them to run out Is that what life is all about? Just waiting for it all to end, or asking why did it ever begin? It's not supposed to be like that You can't just lie around like a door mat Let people step all over you and wish the wind would take you to wherever it blew I didn't see that's what she did She hid Why couldn't I find I was so blind She is gone now I just cry and ask how I let her slip away It gets harder everyday Now I sit in sorrow, Wishing there was no tomorrow I was so blind

Politics
HALLIRAY SEEM TO THINKS THAT CRYING WILL GET HER ELLECTED TO BE PRESIDENT . LET US NOT BE FOOL PEOPLES DO WE WANT THE SAME OLD POLICES THAT WE HAVE BEEN SEEING THE LAST 12 OR MORE YEAR NO IT'S TIME FOR CHANGES THAT MEAN NO CLINTONS AND NO BUSHS IN THE WHITEHOUSE > BE SURE TO READ IT ALL!!! > > If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is 'appointed' to fill her Senate > > seat and either live to retire 'they' (together or alone) would get > > two US Presidential retirement checks, two US Senate retirement > > checks, and a retirement check from the State of Arkansas . > > About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security > > check....but I wouldn't bet on it.... > > I understand ole Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years. > > What a guy! > > AND THE REST OF THE STORY... Hilarious Rotten Clinton, as a New York State > Senator, now comes under the 'Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,' > which means that even if she never gets reelected,

Jealousy
I try and I try NOT to be, but it's so hard. There's a whole big story here and I don't feel like displaying the whole thing in detail, but the gist of it is my husband and chatting with other girls here, there or anywhere. It bugs the shit out of me! I know he loves me. I know he'd never hurt me by cheating on me. Yet, I still get this white, hot furry balled up inside me when I find out he's talking to other women. I feel like I've been punched in the gut, my face gets all hot and red. I feel like I can't breathe. It's so stupid! I hate women who think they can control their husbands and who they are friends with...yet, I find myself doing almost the same thing by questioning him all the time about who he's yaking with. It's so anal and I don't know what to do to stop it. He's nothing but a big flirt and loves to meet new people...that's why we both are here...but every time he talks to someone new, a woman, it hits me again, this wave of jealousy. I HATE IT! I know he's probably

Craziness.
The craziness of the New Year usually has people making promises to themselves that they can't or won't keep. Mine, this year, is to get up off my fat ass and work out. I guess I'm just like every Joe Schmoe in doing this. But the question is will I really do this and keep this promise to myself. I guess we will see. If not then again, I'm just like everybody else.

The Icehouse
GET YOUR BUTTS TO THE LOUNGE ICEHOUSE AND JOIN THE FAMILY. THE PEOPLE THERE ARE PRETTY KICK BUTT AND ARE TONS OF FUN. SO IT'S YOUR LOSS IF YOU DON'T JOIN. If you're interested click the link and check it out! http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53796#

When I Can Get On Here
i work at a company that builds kitchen cabinets for lowes and homedepo. the pay aint great but its a job. when i get home i make sure the kids have there homework done. theyre homeschooled. hubby helps thank goodness.i have two boys. so if u message me its not that i dont want to talk. love your comments about me.

Friday To Monday
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have two dogs 2. I enjoy sex (not with my two dogs, however) 3. I love snuggling 4. I am very easy going and laid back 5. I am quite shy when meeting someone for the first time. I do open up quickly, though. 6. I prefer to participate in sports rather than just watch. (that includes sex, too!) 7. I smoke but am thinking of giving it up 8. I seldom drink but certainly can hold my own. 9. I have never been to Europe. 10.I complain about it alot but I do like to take walks in very cold weather.. SENDING OUT TO: Lonelydreamer Blazing Nikita Last Kiss TammyLD Texas Harleybabe BlytheBecky Lonelydreamer

Toilet Seat Dilemma
Why do women fall into the toilet if men leave the toilet seat up...? Not a hard question but one that has been debated for ages... This is something that gets arguments from all across the globe... I hope I am not starting a real debate war here... or maybe no one cares like the men who leave the seats up perhaps. I am really confused as to why it is so important for the seat to be left down especially because when I sit I look.

Why We Are The Way We Are....
Live Life.........Taste Death. Sound a little crazy, here's the D/L. Imagine being 17 again and riding your motorcycle over to your girlfriends house on a Sat. evening. After a night of hangin out like kids do, you kiss her goodnight and head home. Four days later you wake up in intensive care, with no idea what the hell happened. What happened was a hit and run. The car was full of drunks and smoked me on my bike going 50 mph. I broke both legs, left arm, and jaw. Graduated in a wheelchair and spent a year learning to walk. Now, 9 surgeries later, I have metal rods in both legs, wrist and plate in jaw, artificial hip socket and knee cap. Due to the fact that I learned first hand that you may just die today, I live everyday as if it is the last one. Enjoy my kids, music, cars and bikes, anything that makes me feel alive. Now everyone go out and get a tattoo, kiss someone you do not know, shoot an AK, and remember: When you feel too scared to try something, remember that you c

Enjoy
THE NEW LEVELS FOR FUBAR 2008. LVL-1, I'M NEW HERE. LVL-2, WHAT DO I DO? LVL-3,HEY NEW FRIENDS!. LVL-4, THIS PLACE IS COOL. LVL-5, PARTY TIME. LVL-6, RATE LIKE HELL. LVL-7, ADD LIKE HELL. LVL-8, RATE,ADD AND FAN LIKE HELL. LVL-9, GETTING THERE. LVL-10, FUBAR'S FRIEND (SO HAPPY). LVL-11, OVER THE HUMP. LVL-12, ADD STASHES/BLOGS FOR POINTS. LVL-13, PIMP MYSELF! LVL-14, SHOW MY BITS!. LVL-15, SHOW MINE AND OTHERS BITS!. LVL-16, BECOME A DJ. LVL-17, OWN MY OWN LOUNGE. LVL-18, PIMP THE HELL OUT OF OTHERS. LVL-19, BLAST AWAY LVL-20, YEAH BITCHES!!!! KNEEL BEFORE ME! LVL-21, DID I FEED THE KID? LVL-22, I REALLY NEED TO DO SOME WORK!. LVL-23, BUT I'M SO GOOD!. LVL-24, SCREW THE WORK LVL-25, THE KID CAN FEED IT'S SELF. LVL-26, SINGLE AGAIN. LVL-28, MY LEGS HURT. LVL-29,ASK FOR MORE VIP MEMBERSHIPS. LVL-30, OH FUCK WHERES MY FAMILY?.

First Time Meeting
I was finally going to do it. I got online and found me a ticket for 35 dollars..round trip. I was so happy. My first time ever flying and I was going to meet my boyfriend from online for the first time. It was 11am.. and I boarded the airplane. I had butterflys in my stomach thinking of our first meeting..and of what it was going to be like flying. As it turned out.. the ride went smoothly.. was only a hour flight. As I got off the airline.. you was waiting for me with a huge smile on your face. My stomach did a flip flop. You looked so handsome standing there.. I ran the rest of the way to you. You grabbed me up in a huge bear hug..and gave me the most wonderful kiss I ever had in my life. We went to a private restauraunt.. just to get use to seeing each other in person. I was so shy.. I didn't know what to do. you reached for my hand.. and lifted it to your lips and kissed me..as you stared into my eyes. Damn, you have the most beautiful eyes. I was like in a trance..just

Show Me A Kid Who Doesn't Lie And I Will Show You God!!
Let's see, where do I begin. It all started with these kids at my son's school. My son decided to dedicate the 2007 school year to his grandfather, who passed away in July. Certain kids found that out, and started teasing him. They were saying some terrible things like telling my son to go Fuck his dead grandfather. My son got suspended one time, because one of the kids wouldn't leave him alone and my son got so pissed, that he hit the kid in the back with a rock, which my son knows wasn't the right thing to do. He came back from suspension, and the same kid plus 2 others started on him again. One kid punched my son in the jaw, the other kid punched him in the back of the neck, and the other kid just stood there and laughed as this all was going down. My son slapped the kid that was laughing. He went to the office and I was called. I called my husband and we rushed up to the school and had our words with the assistant principal and then the Pricipal (PICKLE FUCKER) as we all call him,

Life37
I used to take it so personal when someone on this site would give any of my pictures a low rate. I always thought it was so rude to rate anything less then a 7. I would get so mad and go in their profile and ask them why they did it. I think only a couple of times people said it was an accident which I can understand. The laptop's touch pad can be a little touchy and I have made mistakes before because you barely touch it and it clicks on something. Sometimes I find myself in someone's profile I had no idea I clicked on it! oops! Anyway, once I got rid of my old profile and started fresh, I could care less if someone downrates my pictures. It doesn't mean that I am ugly, it just means that they are acting immature and stupid. They are hoping to piss people off because those kind of people live for it. I ignore them or simply just block them right away. I don't go into their profile and rate them low. Why? Because that is what they are hoping for. To lower you to their

10 Things Her Body Is Telling You
10 Things Her Body Is Telling You Posted on October 16, 2007 Filed Under Health They’re sometimes subtle, but to the initiated man, these changes in physiology are signs of what she’s thinking and feeling. Pupils If she’s feeling stimulated by you (not just sexually), her pupils will dilate. that’s because her body is programmed to want to see more of whatever’s exciting her, so her brain tells her irises to let in more light. Bonus: As the inkiness spreads, she’ll start looking better to you, too. Research shows that men rate women with larger pupils as more attractive. time to make your move. Hold her gaze for a minute. If she’s blinking more than normal (which is about 15 times a minute), there’s a good chance she’s on the Pill; women on birth control blink 32% more than those who aren’t. Aside from the obvious, what does that mean for you? put on your toughest, most confident mug as you look at her. Because of the shift in hormone levels, resea

Poetry
Pain is part of life, and even more a part of love, some blame the one with the knife, others the man above, its a sick game of deception, that we all like to play, but don't regret the happiness, regret its loss to yesterday, leave the good with the bad, and move into tomorrow, hoping the good times and smiles eventually outweigh the sorrow, whiskey and weed seem to help, but they are demons in themself, so stash the weed and put the whiskey back on the shelf, find peace and solice in the depths of your own soul, and be the source of warmth in this world of cold, you may seem to be a fool, your actions seem in vain, but your invicibility in the future will deny another's inflcition of pain. ---Robert Markle--- ---December 24, 2007---

David Clayton Moore I
David Clayton Moore, 54, Glenwood Court, Cynthiana, died Monday, Jan. 7, 2008, at Harrison Memorial Hospital. Born in Harrison County, Oct. 3, 1953, to the late Jesse Clayton and Norma Jean Frederick Moore, he was a truck driver, a member of several civil war reenactments and past chairman of the Battle of Cynthiana. He is survived by his wife, Nancy S. Moore; a son, David Clayton (Jennifer) Moore, II; a daughter, Veda Lynn (James) Moore; a sister, Pamela Jean (Howard P. Jr.) Sosbe; all of Harrison County; grandchildren, Ethan, Carl, Reed, Breanna, Jana and Shanna; a nephew, John Milton Sosbe and several other nieces and nephews. Funeral services will be conducted 2 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 10, 2007 at Ware Funeral Home by Bro. Mike Jones. Visitation will be from 5-9 p.m. Wednesday. Burial will be in Beaver Baptist Cemetery. Memorial contributions may be made to the A Keller Civil War Battlefield Preservation Fund.

Most Times
Most times, words, actions and simple glances never do justice when you’re trying to figure out how much someone feels about you. They could give you the world, tell you the world and show you the world at a glance. Look, understand, care, and try. Look deep into their eyes see their soul, see their heart; understand the efforts, understand their feelings; care for what they do, care for them; try to understand, try to return what has been given in words, actions, and looks. It’s love, It’s caring, It’s beauty…

Family Meeting
I am havin a mtg on Tues the 29th of Jan. It have come to my attention that some things ned to be discussed here regarding contests and giveaways, adding new members and the likes of all that. The mtg will start at NOON PST. That is 2pm CST and 3pm EST. If you cannot make it pls send a private message to me, Tainted Kiss, so I am aware of whats goin on. Much love to you all. Tainted Kiss Tues Jan 29th @ NOON PST in the family lounge.

Fubar~world~cruise
♫♪♫ ♫♪♫ if you have any ideas for some cool upbeat catchy songs to go here, please let me know thanks! ;o) Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome aboard The Fubar World Cruise, where you can get more friends, fans, page rates and fu gifts when you join, as well as have a party and loads of fun. We have 202 members (20 crew and 182 passengers) on the cruise so far wooohooo ;o) Sorry for no update for a couple of days but I haven't been very sociable since my account got reset to zero, so i lost over 17 million points and nearly 9 million fubucks. I'm back to my normal cheerful self again now lol thanks to the support of some wonderful friends that I have on here, so the cruise will set sail again woohooo lol ;o) If you want to join in the fun, then click here to go to the blog, read the rules and start to rate, fan and add the crew. There is a link for the passenger list at the bottom of that blog.

Military Family Bombers
Are you tired of your family you are in now not help you in contest and are looking for a new family to join. Well you found it in our family. We are looking for new members to our family. Come join our family if you are seriously want to help in bombing in contest. When you add us as a friends make sure in the request section that you lets us know you are wanting to join the Family. If you need the help We have great owners and other family members that will be more then happy to help you out. WE ALL LOVE TO WIN AND THAT IS WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR!!! SO DONT BE SHY COME JOIN A NEW AND GROWING FAMILY!!!! The Family's Home page Military Family Bombers Home Page~Looking For New Family Members~@ fubar The owner Military Supporter{~Owner of Military Family Bombers~} Proud Co-Owner @ Pills lounge@ fubar The Co-Owners ~ChRiStIne~ Co Owner and Managment Of the Military Bombers~Fubar Wife to Frogman Tattoo~@ fubar brïTTÅny§ÐÅÐÐy2003~fühübbyTØbrïTTÅny§mØmmy1303~ { co-owner o

Nut Case
I'm old fat and ugly , but i enjoy a good joke , as you will notice if you read the comments my daughter Kazzie and i make to each other lol .I love chatting with funny and interesting people. I also loving hanging out with my family {they are nuts like me lol } . I love reading all sorts of books and playing computer games , although i'm not good at them .I have a daughter 22 a son 23 a grandson 6 and a grandbaby on the way .I have a online boy friend in the USA , no i haven't met him yet , i wish lol . I think that is about all i can say , tc all hugs and kisses BrendaMyspace CommentsMyspace Comments

Pen Pals...
Ok, so for those of you old enough to remember Pen and paper; you may remember the day when you would write a letter, to a friend, a family member or if so inclined a friend from far, far, away. The Pen Pal! Remember grade school, I think like, 4th grade when the teacher would come in and say today we are going to pick a pen pal from whatever country.... the two of you would right a couple of times or more and exchange information... It was a way for you to learn to write the english language and the pen pal to learn to read and write in english. It was so much fun! You felt so special. My first pen pal was from Greece, he was very nice and we wrote to each other several times. you would get so excited when you would receive the letter and know it was something special from across the world... some pen pals for some were from just across state lines or just different cultures right in your own community... Pen pals were people just different from you that you loved to hear from that

Boycott Starbucks
Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. > So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open.I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street -to-street and house-to-house. > If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know. > Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll all be there again when I deploy once more. > Semper Fidelis. > Sgt. Howard C. Wright > 1st Force Recon Co > 1st Plt PLT > PLEASE DON'T DELE

Will Be Back Soon I Hope!
Just letting everyone know that I will not be on Fubar for a few...my motherboard died on me last night so I had to order a new one with a CPU and heat sink fan. As soon as it comes in and get my PC brought back to life I will be back. So leave me some love while I am not here.

Please Help Me Cause Im Breaking Down.
I can't remember The last time I cared about anything, The last time I allowed myself to be seen Creating tears in my eyes my mind withers and dies pretending to be something im not somewhere in the middle I am now caught Ive never seen who I really am No life breathes in me All the time I laugh I wait I cry I think about your face And how I fall into your eyes The outline that I trace Around the one that I call mine Time that called for space Unclear where you drew the line I don't need to solve this case And I don't need to look behind Do I expect to change The past you hold inside? With all the words I say Repeating over in my mind Some things I can't erase No matter how hard I try I don't know anything at all and I'm somebody else It could take years to find you, it could years to find myself And I don't need to hear your answer I just need you to see That I think it's time to break down these walls that we throw Too much of the same stories in our lives I think it's time f

Dreaming Of You
NuttinButtSexxy We sit conversing of anything and everything. We have danced under the canopy of Stars, I have held you close, pressing your warmth up against mine and admired you with the Moon caressing your hair and shoulders. Now we relax, you have kicked your heels off and reclined with the delight of a playful girl, I sit beside you taking your beauty in as you lift your legs and place them on my lap. Again I feel your warmth as well as see the beautiful lines and sexy curves of your delicate but luscious legs. I smile a knowing smile and you return one that is laced with innocence and seductiveness mixed together. We lift two glasses of your favorite drink, tonight you chose a fragrant full bodied wine. I delight in watching you swirl the wine in your glass and can only think of how you make me swirl inside with Passion and Desire for you just as easy. You take the glass to your lips and part them ever so slightly as you tilt your sultry neck and drink deep. I can no longer brin

Keep Your Fork.......seriously
Keep Your Fork There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things "in order," she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. "There's one more thing," she said excitedly. "What's that?" came the pastor's reply. "This is very important," the young woman continued. "I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand." The pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. "That surprises you, doesn't it?" the young woman asked. "Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request," said the pastor. The young woman explained. "My grand

Warning About Meeting People
This week I did something really stupid. I felt so bad because I had found out that my SO of 12 years had cheated on me. I had been talking to DarWel2003 user #1447895 on fubar for a few weeks. We talked on the phone. He lived 45-60 minutes from me. He wanted to meet me. So stupid me went there to meet him. Here is what can happen to you. Realistically it can happen to you no matter how you meet someone. And it really doesn't matter how it happened. BECAUSE IT DID HAPPEN! PICTURES DON'T LIE! Just take this as a piece of advice! Updated: I think I need to explain a bit more. No, I did not file charges because I was ashamed. No, he didn't strike me. Regardless, you can see what happened, it is what you don't see that lingers. I really truly don't think he believes he did anything wrong. He never saw the tears or heard the phone calls I made. I was afraid to drive because I had been drinking. I got maybe an hour of sleep before he had me shower and he washed my hair. I have

Angel
The cat is out of the bag and I’m telling everyone! I meditated on your soul today. Searching for some hidden clues. I found myself forever changed. The cats out of the bag hun, I know the truth. You were honest with me and I didn’t listen. Told me not to bother falling in love. I thought I could handle this chance I had been given. But with one simple taste, you forever run throughout my blood. You talk about how you hate this life. Wishing you were never born. I look down deep into your eyes. Tell you it’ll be ok there are good things still in store. Anytime I become to close you leave. It feels so empty when you go away. I look for you within my dreams. Try different things to make your image fade. You leave me here and go to other guys. I sit hurt, abandoned and confused. Wondering why you have no desire to be mine. What’s so bad that I’m not good enough for you? Just when I begin to harden and give up. You return to me with loving arms. I try so

Pre-booty Call Agreement
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2008, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really

Real Men
REAL MEN Note: All real men answer C to all of these questions. Knowing this, women will have come far in understanding men and enriching their own lives if they carefully review the C answers. 1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You decide to: A. Present it to the President of the United States. B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations. C. Take it apart. 2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss most? A. Innocence B. Idealism C. Cherry bombs 3. When is it okay to kiss another male? A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without

My First 2 Contests
First off i would like to thank the people who entered and the people who rated/commented them!! ok with that out of the way here are the results... Sexiest Smile 1st - Crystal4u 2nd - u know u want me Nicest Ass 1st - ms_amazon_queen2 2nd - Hot Legs Congrats to the winners i will be getting ur prizes to ya shortly!! Thanks again for making my first contests successful

My Journal
HeyMost of you know or see the photos, there was this huge ass keloid on the side of my face right next to my left ear. This thing has been growing for years and I been wanting it gone for a while. But since I always was between NYC and Florida and the fact that I didn't have stable insurance, there was nothing more that could be done for it besides injecting it and hoping that it would shrink. Ya, that didn't work thus just growing.So I finally move home and apply for insurance. Speed to December and finally getting insurance. Speed to late December and I see a general doctor and getting a referral to see a dermatologist. You can see where this is going. So last thursday, I went to see the dermatologist and he says it is too big for injections, as are most of the rest of them. He schedules me for an appointment the next Wednesday (today) to see the surgeon to see what can be done for it, which leads to today.Note that my mother was with me last thursday to hear about this. Al

Who Asked You!!!
ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) LYRICS "Who Asked You" Drank my last cup of dead body stew Paint my face, creep up and say BOO! Nobody knows what I'm about Walk around town with my guts hanging out Chewin on toes, fuckin dead hoes Bark at the moon everytime the wind blows Why do I do the things that I do? Who are you? Fuck you, and fuck Jerry Lou too Fucked your mother at the Motel 8 Fingers in her booty, strawberry shake Daddy walks in and see the sick clown Moving his butt-cheeks up and down Nate the Mack and Jump Steady Rude Boy, Regis, Kathy Lee I make rap rhymes and make quick bucks And everybody sucks my nuts, shucks Fuck Jazzy Jeff, fuck Jack Jones Fuck Jazzy Jiff Jeff Jimmy Jack Jones Why do we do the things that we do? Who the motherfuck asked you, uh? Why do we do the things that we do? Roses ain't red and violet's ain't blue Why do we do the things that we do? Wicked rhymes, wicked times, you too Never had life, always been dead Gotta metal

Photo Morphing
ok so im new to the photo thing and want to know how to morph photos. Can anyone help what program is good and how do you upload them i tried oneprogram and it didnt work. advise please HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP>..................lol

Jaidan Facts
If I can be serious for moment. I don't know anyone personally with this affliction, but believe me if I did I would have already cured ALL their ills. Some of U might know people with this affliction, and that is why I am calling upon the ones who do to help rid the planet of these people. YES YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE Story. So I'm perched off my patio today daydreaming about movies that won't be made about ME when I'm dead, right. I look down to see this lil' young thuggish looking gangsta wanna be stupid ass thunder cat coming out of house. CUTE...I love all God's children. However, He's wearing these bluejean shorts that, when I was in elementary school, we called em' "Jams" (can I get an amen from anyone that remembers those). His shorts came almost to his ankles (I said almost) with the socks rolled up? How odd I say. Until I notice that the waistline to his shorts was like below his ass cheeks, and the only thing concealing his ashy butt was some boxers underneath a dirty wi

Asia
Heat of the Moment - Asia I never meant to be so bad to you One thing I said that I would never do A look from you and I would fall from grace And it would wipe the smile right from my face Do you remember when we used to dance And incidents arose from circumstance One thing led to another, we were young And we would scream together songs unsung CHORUS: It was the heat of the moment Telling me what my heart menat The heat of the moment showed in your eyes And now you find yourself in '82 The disco hot spots hold no charm for you You can concern yourself with bigger things You catch a pearl and ride the dragon's wings CHORUS And when your looks have gone and you're alone How many nights you sit beside the phone What were the things you wanted for yourself Teenage ambitions you remember well

Taxes 101
Bar Stool Economics Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59. So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers, he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers?How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyo

Gun Control
NOW THIS IS A STORY WORTH TELLING. THIS STORY EXEMPLIFIES GUN CONTROL AS IT SHOULD BE. Shooting in Butte, Montana Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders Butte, Montana November 5, 2006 Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quick ly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a b

Must Read... Kingdom Rules
First let me start off by saying thank you for choosing to bomb with The Kingdom Of The Wolve's . We are happy to have all new comer's and hope you All have fun bombing with the Kingdom Of Wolve's ...I might add here you might find a few of my rules a little strange or unfair but I assure you there are very good reason's behind each and every one of them and may have more added as time goes on. Please make sure you read them carefully and if you have any question's no matter how big or small you can talk to your leader. List Of Rule's 1.) NO bad mouthing any other bomber..If you have a problem with any other bomber from any platoon please speak with me ( Witoak )..Do NOT try to handel it your self.. 2.) You can NOT do more than one contest a month..We will rotate turn's and each person will have a turn to be in them..Remember a lot of bomber's burn out from too many contest's..If you feel you really want to be in one and it isn't your turn talk with another bomber to change

Grandpa
A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer?' Grandpa replied, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, it's just a little pecker!' Grandpa said, 'Then you're not man enough to have a beer.' A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?' Once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered 'no,' again. Grandpa said, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar.' A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, 'Can I have a cookie?' The boy asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' Grandpa replied, 'Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!' The boy replied, 'Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me

Shayla Pressley
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Dating Sucks!
Being a single guy in today's world sucks! It seems everyone is flakey, shallow, inconsiderate, and looking to just play people for whatever they can get out of them. I say "everyone" instead of narrowing my complaint to just women because I'm sure that the ladies out there have the same problem with guys. What's the deal? Why can't people just be real, do what they say, tell the truth, and honor the committments they make? It seems so hard to find people that you can just connect with without having to play all the games involved in trying to get to know the "real" them. No one, it seems, is willing to be vulnerable enough to be themselves. Are we all that insecure? I'd, just once, like to meet a girl who knows how to truly be down for a man, so that I can truly be down for her. Are there any women left out there like that?

Kow
Contact Witoka:Shattered Heart Witoka* Royal Eliet BomberTotal Master Morpher Seeking New Bomber's@ fubar Are Hippie:`InSaNe HiPpIe`co owner of the kingdom of wolves@ fubar Morning Star:Morning Star*Co Owner Of The Kingdom Of Wolves Till Witoka Can Return Spirit Of The Wolf Platoon*Seeking New Bomber's@ fubar Hippie:~`HiPpIe`~co owner of the kingdom of wolves'@ fubar First let me start off by saying thank you for choosing to bomb with The Kingdom Of The Wolve's . We are happy to have all new comer's and hope you All have fun bombing with the Kingdom Of Wolve's ...I might add here you might find a few of my rules a little strange or unfair but I assure you there are very good reason's behind each and every one of them and may have more added as time goes on. Please make sure you read them carefully and if you have any question's no matter how big or small you can talk to your leader. List Of Rule's 1.) NO bad mouthing any other bomber..If you have a problem with any other

My Music
I made a new blog called "My Music" where I will talk about my music. So now just let you all know that my new song is now uploaded onto "my trackz" called Galactical under my alias J. Go ahead and have a look for yourself. Remember that it's the short version. The full version will be released on my upcoming album (which I still have yet to officially name).

This Is So True
Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone-----YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !!!! THIS WAS IN A TAMPA NEWSPAPER Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice?????? Think about it! All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas...........but because it isn't celebrated by everyone..............we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season's Greetings. It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how this winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday? We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with that. This says it all! This is an editorial written by an American cit

Support Our Troops
WHY WE FIGHT By Steven R Chandler, CMSgt The other day, my nine year old son wanted to know why we were at war. My husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband and I were in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend our Country again today. I knew that my husband would give him a good explanation. My husband thought for a few minutes and then told my Son to go stand in our front living room window. He said 'Son, stand there and tell me what you see?' 'I see trees and cars and our neighbor's houses,' he replied. 'OK, now I want you to pretend that our house and our yard is the United States of America and you are President .' Our son giggled and said 'OK.' 'Now son, I want you to look out the window and pretend that every house and yard on this block is a different country' my husband said. 'OK Dad, I'm pretending.' 'Now I want you to stand there and look out the window and pretend you see Saddam come out

Recovery
Hey peeps...I haven't been on today...Just wanted to give yall an update...lol...I had surgery today so I'm still a bit loopy....hahaha.....I had my rotator cuff repaired, some bone shaved down, and an unfused bone fragment in my left shoulder removed.... So now I'm waiting for the block to wear off so I can regain feeling in my left arm...lol...Feels kinda crazy actually:P I can wiggle my fingers on my left hand finally and the pins n needles feeling is oh so grand...lol...Well I'll holla at you peeps later...Peace...

Zombie Quiz
ZQ: Zombie QuotientYou Just Might Get Through ThisIn the event of a zombie holocaust, you have a better chance than most. Stay stocked, and keep studying the undead.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Military Posts
(CNN) -- Five Iranian Revolutionary Guard boats "harassed and provoked" three U.S. Navy ships early Sunday in international waters, the U.S. military said Monday, calling the encounter a "significant" confrontation. art.hopper.file.navy.jpg The USS Hopper, seen in a file photo, was one of the ships harassed by Iranian boats, officials say... An Iranian official, however, said it was not a serious incident, the state-run news agency IRNA reported. U.S. military officials said the incident occurred early Sunday morning in the Strait of Hormuz, a narrow shipping channel leading in and out of the Persian Gulf. They said that as the guided missile destroyer USS Hopper, the guided missile cruiser USS Port Royal and the guided-missile frigate USS Ingraham were entering the Persian Gulf, five Iranian boats approached them at high speed and swarmed them. The Iranian boats made "threatening" moves toward the U.S. ships and in one case came within 200 yards of one of t

You
I am a man, and I know im not supposed to cry, but I do. For you. I lay awake at night hoping, waiting, praying. For you. To hear your voice wisper my name, to feel you in my arms, to look into your eyes, I would do anything. For you.

Sweet Sweet Love:)
http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861/655478 (?) click her pic n go to blog!~ about $1,000,000 valentine(not price u pay..prize price!) Game F.A.Q. 1. Can I buy them for anyone, or just the people in the photo album? ~ You may purchase as many as you like, for as many members as you like, with only one exception. I WILL deliver to bouncers, but I will NOT deliver to "yellow". This means, no hearts for babyjesus or Scrapper will be valid. They have enough to do without being swamped. 2. I sent my bucks, but I haven't heard anything from you. What's the deal? ~ The deal is that I go from back to front in my inbox. I do this so that I can make and deliver hearts in the order they were received. Once I've opened your email,you will get a reply from me. After that, your hearts will be delivered in my next set. I usually do about 75 orders at a time. During my last game, I received HUNDREDS of requests daily - this is why I appreciate your patience. I will get to them, it just take

The Ultimate Sacrifice
This is for all firefighter who have fallen in the line of duty and have made the ultimate sacrifice. The tones sound out on his pager He’s up and out the door This is nothing new to him He’s done this many times before In a flash he’s in his truck And down the road he flies With flashing of red and clear lights Burning like fire in his eyes In the back of his mind There is something strange about this call This feeling is new to him A feeling he hasn’t felt at all He soon arrives on scene And quickly dons his gear With the sound of the chief’s commands Blaring from his radio in his ear He’s told to get a pack Because he is going inside To search for a missing victim Who they don’t know has already died Inside he goes with another man To search for a very unfortunate soul With an axe in one of his hands And in the other a pike pole On all fours they crawl along Searching for a sign To find the body of the victim Before they run out of time Suddenly the f

Why?
Is it possible to think you know someone only to discover a white lie about them? They had a chance to redeem themselves and they failed to? Why is it we have feelings that often are overlooked, forgotten, toyed with, and ultimately leave us asking, "Why do I hurt?" I am not the one who portrays being someone I am not. I don't lie, I won't tolerate being lied to even if it costs a friendship no matter how valuable that friendship may seem. While I know these are my true feelings I am still asking myself, "Why do I hurt?" Maybe there is just some underlying look or vibe that people receive from me that they just automatically think I am stupid? I don't get it - because it is they who are stupid to think that I am unintelligent. Apparently, they have forgotten all of the things I have told them to be truth, fact, feeling, and any other thing you want to throw in there. I am sitting here at 5:32 am left pondering the mere thought, "Why do I hurt?" Don't thank me for being a fri

Shadows On The Wall
Shadows On The Wall In the midst of darkness as it falls I wonder, what are these shadows on the wall? There I view them unalone I call out my name and realize these shadows are one in the same; Why are these images here Is it something I fear? What are these Shadows On The Wall? They're me through various times of the day; When I wake I stand tall When I relax I seem to fall When I am in thought I stand afar Far away from the others I viewed that same day. Why do I have these shadows on the wall? To remind me of who I am most of all... Me! I enjoy these shadows on the wall; For they tell me I am strong and without fear No matter how near or far. Often I may seem distant but really; I am closer than you might realize. For look through your own eyes You to will see these Shadows on The Wall. Imagine these shadows on the wall they depict who we are. Enjoy these shadows on the wall they represent strength, courage, faith, friend, belief, dreams, and

The Stella Awards!!!!!!!
It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those Unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, Right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy. Here are the Stellas for this past year: 7 TH PLACE: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son. 6 TH PLACE: Carl Truman, 19, o

Ya You??
hi, sorry i haven't bin on my at&t internet services is down it keeps going in & out i cant stay on the internet tulle they fix it :( thank you all to how have help me you rock!! ill well git you all back with luv k well miss you all!! well im off to git this fix st

Fire Fighting
I wish you could know what it is like to search a burning bedroom for trapped children at 3 AM, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen below you burns. I wish you could comprehend a wife's horror at 6 in the morning as I check her husband of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring him back, knowing intuitively it is too late. But wanting his wife and family to know everything possible was done to try to save his life. I wish you knew the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot-filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke-sensations that I've become too familiar with. I wish you could read my mind as I respond to a building fire "Is this false alarm or a working fire? How is the building constructed? What hazards await me? Is anyone tr

Club Fag
Time for a new addition, a collection of fubars finest faggotry, done motivationally. You want someone in here, let me know. Ill get their photos, and make it all fuzzy and special! NOW< NUMERO UNO red falcon...C.L.U.B. F.A.R.@ fubar

Rucrazy
I have a dilemma.Not really a dilemma just need advice. I have decided to meet someone that I have spoke to on several occasions in the last few years.Since this is my first Internet meeting do you have any advice.I feel I have covered all my bases. Meeting in a public place,well lighted etc: I am meeting him this Saturday,so give me your thoughts or are you thinking RUCrazy. Good Caption isn't it,since I use it a lot on different things,but it fit this entry. Friends only BTW.

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What Is Wrong With People These Days
Not sure how many of you keep up on the news, but if you do watch some or at least try to keep up, have you heard about the Father from Alabama that threw his kids off a bridge!?!? 3 yrs ol to i think they said 6 mnths old. But He has changed his story like 6 times and they havnt found the kids at all yet. I guess he had a drug problem and maybe traded his kids for drugs. They said he was fighting with his wife about his Gf when he took the kids, Why the hell didnt she stop him!?!?! Excuse me!!!! CHILDREN INVOLVED!!! what is wrong with these people!!!????

Women
THAT'S RIGHT MY TYPE OF WOMEN! THIS IS MY SECTION TO DESCRIBE MY IDEAL WOMEN! 5'4- 5'6 beautifull skin is a must, Stands out from the rest of the other women Brunette preferred,but blonde also Hazel or brown eyes 115-135 lbs works out accent( preferred) comes from different backgrounds zero tolerance for racists educated likes to travel read spontaneous career driven sense of humor dress like a lady but still down to earth dance a love for undergorund dance music( not a must) loyal non smoker preferred loves children knows how to dress with style you can have your own style dress any way you like. just be creative with it your past is your past. i don't what happen before me. there is a reason why you left and were the future! very erotic!

Do You Want Me
HEY ALL MY LOYAL FRIENDS AND FANS OUT THERE WELL THIS COULD BE THE CHANCE YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR TOMORROW IS FREAKY FRIDAY FOR ME AND WHAT I HAVE PLANNED IS A FU MARRIAGE BUT THERE IS A CATCH I DONT HAVE A FU HUSBAND OR WIFE LINED UP. SO THIS IS HOW IT IS .............. IF YOU CAN COME UP WITH THE MOST PERFECT OF PROPOSALS BETWEEN NOW AND THE END OF MY TIME ON AIR IN THE PLAYPEN TOMORROW I WILL FU MARRY YOU. NOW DONT GO FOR IT IF YOU DONT WANT ME OR IF YOU THINK THAT IM NOT SERIOUS COZ I AM. I WANT TO SEE AND FEEL THE LOVE YOU HAVE AND IN EXCHANGE YOU GET ME! I PROMISE I WILL SHOW YOU ALL I HAVE AND MORE AS A LOYAL FU WIFEY. IM ON AIR FORM 4AM EST TILL 8AM TOMORROW COME AND SHOW ME YOUR WORTH THE LOVE I CAN SHOW YOU BACK :P

Hope To Be Back Soon!
SO SORRY THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN AROUND...BUT DUE TO A FAMILY ILLNESS, A FAMILY SITUATION AND MY COMPUTER CRASHING AND NEEDING TO SEND IT INTO DELL FOR REPAIR, I HAVE HAD A HARD TIME KEEPING UP. I HOPE TO BE BACK SOON AND CHECK OUT ALL THE NEW POSTINGS, AND ALL THE COOL THINGS GOING ON! HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL SOON!

Fake Friends Vs. Real Friends
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!' FAKE FRIENDS: never saw you cry REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad a

The Thread Of Life
It's nice when you got someone who love you, care bout you.. They make you feel this world is so colorful.. But once they gone, it broke your heart to pieces.. Here I'll share my story.. I used to be a isolated one, not hanging out much, always keep all my problems for myself.. Until she came.. She keep on forcing me to be more open, although I scold her, tease her, she keep on trying.. I don't know when, finally I lost.. I keep on becoming closed to her.. That time I felt it's not too bad to have someone with us.. That time, it feels like heaven for me.. Until one day, when we're so closed.. she suddenly stop talking to me, she keep on ignoring me.. When I ask her why.. She simply answered.. She's now with other guy, who she just know.. That day.. All I believe on cave in.. Since that day, my life have lost it's light.. Until now, sometimes I feel sad thinking about it..

Giveaway/contest/help Please?
Please Help On The Contest/Giveaway I'm In? PLEASE Rate,fan AND comment the host my contest giveaway im in last ONLY 3 more days So Please Cum Show ur Love. First is for a 3 month VIP if I win second place is a weeks blast The third is a BIG Pimping give(mens diamond ring) I'm going for the VIP and with MY FRIENDS help will get it because I got the greatest friends on earth!

Contest/giveaway
Please Help On The Contest/Giveaway I'm In? PLEASE cOMMENT,RATE AND FAN THE HOST~! my contest giveaway im in last ONLY 3 more days So Please Cum Show ur Love. First is for a 3 month VIP if I win second place is a weeks blast The third is a BIG Pimping give(mens diamond ring) I'm going for the VIP and with MY FRIENDS help will get it because I got the greatest friends on earth!

Poetry
I can see behind those eyes, the woman who hides Slowly I can pierce your thoughts Revealing what you hide insdie Temptations flare without a dare It's the woman in you I swear The woman in you, lights my fire Moving wildly these inner desire Moments we share

The Twists In Life
Today it is brought to my attention that I "am not good enough" at the house work that I do, the way I help raise my nephew, and at being a good helpful sister. I know that life has its different twists and turns but it hurts when your own sister makes you feel like nobody else in your life wants you. And knowing I believe in everything happens for a reason I have come to the conclusion on what to do with "not being good enough". I have decided I'm going to call momma down in TN and see if I can move back with her. I don't want to leave my nephew because he means the world to me, but I am absolutely unhappy and miserable day in and day out living in a house with my sister and her feeling like I'm her maid, her son's nanny, and her feeling like I owe her everything. I've cried already because I can't imagine how it is going to be waking up without seeing his bright smile every morning, and his hugs and kisses every day, and helping raise him into a good little man. I'm just hoping I'm m

Love
My love for this girl are strong, but does she now how i feel about her, does she feel the same way about me, I think i need to ask her and tell her how i feel, but how, she younger than me and she still in school, she only a sophomore, i'm confused about what i should do, should i wait, or tell her how i feel. what should i do ?

How Not To Make A Website
Ok so you decided you want to make a website. Step 1 Do not buy a turn key site these are normally a waste of time with limited control over your server and emails. A lot of these turn key site scripts are blocked on search engines Step 2 Find a host provider. (server) Try and get a server that offers unlimited bandwidth per month this is used for visits to your site veiwing photos, vids and so on. Most providers offer over 400gigs of space but you will never need it. Try not to get a free servers or quick build server. Most sites now are runing with css and combined html. (later I will put some good links on here for help) So make sure you get php and cpanel with your server. £5 a month for server is very good that is what im paying for my server. if you want the link I.M me Step 3 Find your self a good programe for uploading files to your server. A great free programe is filezilla, google for it. You will also need some decent photo editing and web site cre

Fetishes
Fetishes...! I did my homework on this topic, because I really didn't know too much about it. You hear about them, but never really experienced them.... The origin of fetish: The word fetish originally meant "charm", and it originates from the 15th century Portuguese word feitico, which means false power, object or charm. Fetish (dictionary meaning) Something, such as an object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification. Fetish (Dr.Romello's meaning) person that has a fixation/obsession on a object or body part, that is needed for them to be/get aroused, in order for them to bust a nut... hahahaa hmmm. both meanings aren't that far off.. haha So, exactly what are fetishes? The fellas are more likely to have a fetish, then females, due to higher testosterone (sex-driving) hormone levels. HOLLA..haha Fetishes are developed between the ages of 2 - 10yrs old, This point that the "we" develop so

Auction
HEY WASSUP I'M GONNA BE IN A AUCTION STARTING ON FRI JAN.11TH AT 12PM CST. IF YOU COULD COME BY AND BID ON ME IT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED! -XOXO GO HERE TO BID: Dust_Me_Pink77~ArchAngel Family Co-Founder~L.U.V CLUB@ fubar

"why Doesn't Semen Taste Sweet?"
Why doesn't semen taste sweet? Body: This supposedly happened at Harvard University in October of last year. In a biology class, the Prof. was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?" "That's correct", responded the Prof., going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?". After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class.... and never returned. However, as she was going out the door, the Prof.'s reply was classic... Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your t

I'd Be This Boyfriend
Body: I dont care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.....just read this, it will make a difference..... When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases yo

Any Honest Women Out There
Ok well the past 3 relationships I'e been in have all been shit I give her whatever she wants whenever she wants and treat her perfect never lie or cheat and then they go do it to me one of them was while I was deployed to afghanistan how messed up is that? Well if there is any honest women out there please let me know and if your close to me and wanna talk im available.

Funny
I bet we have all heard at least one of these lines in our lifetime!!! LOL I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELLDONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I' m going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS . "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught m

Life38
I am heading out in a little bit to meet a friend for lunch and just wanted to write before I leave. I actually got my ass on the treadmill this morning. It felt like I was walking with a sandbag on each leg. After my neck started hurting 2 months ago, I got out of the habit of walking and the there was Christmas and the treadmill was put up for a month. I kept saying I was going to start again and finally did this morning. I am going to have to work up to where I was before. Crazy how fast you lose muscle and stamina! I want it back. I bought a book the other day called "You The Owners Manual" by Doctors Oz and Roizen. I am only to about page 57 but it has me motivated. Dr. Oz is the one Oprah has on all the time and he is filled with such great insight to your body. So hopefully it keeps me motivated long enough to make walking a habit again. Getting into the habit is much harder then to break the habit of exercise! I am going to go to the cabin this weekend.

Doomsday: 2012. Ugh
Hey, have you heard the world is going to end on December 21, 2012. That is of course if you listen to the new doomsayers. Well some of those doomsayers aren't exactly new, they just set a new date. If you are like me you have certian members of your family who are caught up in looking at doom and gloom news and listening to TV preachers, or TV talk shows give prophecies about the end of the world. While you listen to them you can't help but bite your tounge and roll your eyes while you are presented with new compelling 'evidence' that its all going to end. Thats because they were so accurate when they predicted that it would all end before. Just like it did in 2000, or in 1998, 1988, 1962, 1844, 1792, 1000, 72, and many other dates I might have missed. These people point that the world is messed up, in crisis. They say that there are increasing weather anomlities and more earth quakes then before. But the truth of the matter is the world has always been in conflict, there

Cowboys..lmao
One foggy night, a Dallas Cowboy fan was heading north from Dallas and a Patriots fan was driving south from Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on... The Patriots fan manages to climb out of his car, he looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Dallas fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Patriots fan walks over to the Cowboys fan and says, "Hey,man, I think this is a sigh that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals." The Cowboy fan thinks a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." He goes to his car, pops his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Patriot, "I think this is another sign, we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Patriots fan agrees. After sucking down over 1/2 of the bottle,

Tell Her......
*Tell Her She is Gorgeous* *Listen to Her Secrets* *Take Her out to Dinner* *Call Her First* *Label Her as Yours* *Understand Her Feelings* *Write Her a Song* *Talk to Her like a Human Being* *Ask Her to Dance with You* *NEVER Imagine Life Without Her* *Kiss Her In the Rain* *Hold Her Hand Anytime* *Pass Her Love Letters~~~I LOVE YOU* *Never Forget Her Birthday* *Tell Her She is Always Right* *Be Her Escape* *Tell Her You Believe this is a Fairytale* *Give Her Gummy Worms* *Remember Her Favorite Color* *Give Her HUGS and KISSES* *Show Her Off to your Friends* *Hold Her Hand Just Because* *Treat Her Like a Star* *DREAM ABOUT HER* *Tell Her She is Super Cool* *Say She Has the Key to Your Heart* *Watch Her Walk Inside - So She's Safe* *Play Her Favorite Game* *Have a Song that Reminds You of Her* *Take Her Hand and Kiss Her Palm* *Kiss Her on Her Forehead* *Whisper to Her How She Makes You Feel* *Dance Together Like Retards* *Make Her Happiness First - Alw

Hmmmmm
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can you cry under water? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What disease did cured ham actually

To Everyone
I had a heart attack seven months ago. I just found out two days ago that my breastbone is still completely broken from the bypass surgery. And to top it off one of the bypasses may not have worked, so that means possibly more surgery, then getting off the IV pain meds, which I got addicted to and withdrew from the first time. I've been telling doctors for the last seven months that my breastbone wasn't healed, and all they did was make me feel insane. HELP! Any words of comfort, understanding, similar experiences would help me through this time. Thank you all... God and Goddess Bless.

Sierra-grace
Still no word back from the Oncologist, and I have been calling the hospital constantly. I am becoming very fed up with the medical system here. I am ready to drive over there and park my butt in a chair outside his office. She is complaining of headaches again and is bruising more often. She hasn't had any fevers since last week, and has not needed to go into the hospital, so we are planning a trip for this weekend to see family and friends. Hoping she will stay well enough to go. Everyone is anxious to see her. I will try to keep everyone updated, but it seems that the more time I have, the more stuff happens to fill that time. My cell phone is not working, so for anyone who has tried to reach me on it, I apologize for that. Using this or e-mail is your best bet to get ahold of me. Thanks! Sonic

Until There Is...you
Until there is...you I will walk this earth alone No hand to hold in mine My heart all my own Until there is.. you True love will be just a dream Dreams of wonder and tears Dreams of hope and fears Until there is.. you My life will have no direction I will live on the road of uncertainty But will seek a journey out for you and me... And when the times comes I will thank my lucky stars And God from the heavens above For my heart and soul could never Feel the impact of true love Until there is...you

Sexy M.i.l.f. Contest
My wife will be in a Sexy M.I.L.F contest that starts this friday @ 9:00 please stop by and show her some love. Here's the link: http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=165131&albumid=782026&i=3549244384

Senses Mmmmmmmmmm!!
I sense your closeness. I smell your hunger. I hear your throbbing and feel your heat. My body is restrained and heart is racing, senses are burning and mind is racing. I try to moan your name but it barely comes out as a whisper, the anticipation is turning out to be unbearable. I finally feel your thighs pressing against mine, your hardness teasing, not even piercing me. You lean against my back and bite my neck. I can’t resist arching my back and pressing back against you, trying to make you enter me. With no luck, you press my head down and run your tongue over my lips, telling me I was bad and you must punish me. Since it’s your cock I want so badly you tease me with your tongue instead, making me that much wetter, that much hungrier then I am now. Can I hold up to your torture?? The fun will be in finding out!!

Despair And Euphoria In 24 Hours
Ok I was once in a long distance relationship, supposedly she was pregnant with my baby. Anyway she has a condition that causes her to be in and out of the hospital, I won't go into specifics. So anyway I get a call that she went into the hospital and it wasn't looking good, then a few hours later I get a call she died. So I was the most devastated, I had ever been this girl and my baby both dead, so I made plans to go there figure out whats going on and get to the funeral. I got down there drove all night 8 hours an something, at the time I couldn't drive, dad drove so we got a room, and I called her house to find out something about funeral arrangements, and guess who answered... it was her, I was in shock and she said she didn't know what happened. She drove to the Hotel it was like seeing a ghost, I was so happy but it was unreal. She said she lost the baby, anyway as you can imagine from here the story gets pretty far fetched, I was still so happy, but I had more

What The ****?
First thing I see today when I log into my page is someone on my shoutbox thanking me for the gift! What gift? I think. I go to their page, and sure enough, there is a gift from me. I check my giftbox and it says I sent it at 12:36 PM today! WTF? I wasn't even home at that time, let alone logged on FUBAR. I was at work? So how the F*** did someone get a gift from me and I didn't send it? Then have the nerve to come back and thank me for it and oh, to boot, they sent me a friend request. This person is sooooo freakin' new they didn't have any friends/fans yet and less than 100 points. Any ideas, because I'm stumped! Thanks.

Just Clearing My Mind
I dont know.. I have been doing alot thinking...I know scary right.lol..I really think I am done with all this dramn in my life... I have good friends here in tennessee know most of them all my life..But when you really think you know someone they turn around and stab you in the back...

I Want Your Number
i want your number... Body: I Don't care who you are, I want your number. Name: Number: Best time to call: Text messaging (yes or no): Phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years =] Repost as: "I want your number" (repost of original by '~¢¾Lady Sunmaid¢¾~¢¾True Southern Sweetheart¢¾~' on '2007-09-26 14:55:42') (repost of original by 'bgame63' on '2007-09-26 15:29:06')

She's Naked
Since I got you perverts in here READ WHAT'S DOWN BELOW!!! Hello... One question.. WHY??? I want to know what the hell is so wrong with my lounge? I have over 417 members and all that ever come in there are five people.. thats out.. out of 417 members. Why don't you ever come in there? Isn't it good enough for any of you??? HMMMMMMMMMMM... I have bowed down and kissed everyone's ass.. I have worked my ass off for that lounge alone.. People said they would help me.. but no one has pulled through with it..Is my lounge not slutty enough? Not enough women for you all? How much ass does a girl have to kiss to get help???Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I have basically had it. Especially from so called friends that said they will help and do jack fucking shit!!! Where are they? Helping the lil girls that get everything handed to them on this damned site!!! I REFUSE TO WHORE MYSELF TO GOOD FOR NOTHING MEN!!! Either you come to the lounge.. which is nice and fun even with the few

Twisted Little Life
I SIT HERE AND WONDER WHO IS REAL AND WHO IS FAKE I SEE MY FRIENDS BACKSTAB EACH OTHER THEN NEXT DAY THERE BEST FRIENDS I ONCE HEARD THAT IF YOU HAD 2 REAL FRIENDS YOU WERE LUCKY BUT IF YOU HAD 5 OR MORE REAL FRIENDS YOU WERE RICH. THEN I REALIZED IN MY TWISTED LITTLE LIFE I WAS ALSO PART OF THE GAME SO WHAT MAKES A TRUE FRIEND?

Pretty Imperfect
I'm new to Fubar and I'm still trying to figure it out. I'm so use to MySpace. If someone can help, can you use html in your profile? Right now I'm waiting to see if my boyfriend Billy and me are going out. He promised we would see a movie. And I've been wanting to see Sweeny Todd. I'm a huge Johnny Depp fan. I'm gonna try to figure this site out some more.

National Poetry Slam
I recently started watching poetry slams on the net, and what I find so great about them is that they are bringing poetry back to its roots of being an oral tradition. Most poetry other than slam has been relegated to dusty shelves and the only people who could get an audience were those who either knew someone or who were born into privilege. Not so with slams! Anyone can compete and though I have not yet, I would like to some day.

Disembodied Voices
In the valley where technology thrives People are dying Like a decaying corpses Rotting Stench so rancid It curls the nose Disembodied voices scream To be heard Who will hear them? What became of community? What became of friendship? What became of intimacy? What became of marriage? What became of relationships? What became of our voice? What became of our choice? Our choice, your choice, Everyone’s choice? Do those relationships exist today? Did they ever really exist? Are they relics of the past?

Help Haley And Tristyn!!!(not Spam)
to help update jerrid passed away thismorning so his fiance and newborn son need youre help!!!! i promise you this is not spam!!!! I have sent numerous bulletins about a friend, Jerrid Hagan, who is in the hospital literally clinging to life by a thread. I asked for any donation that you could offer whether it be $5.00, a pack of diapers, some baby wipes or simply to re-post my bulletin so that it might reach as many people as possible. Of the 71 people I have on my friends list, only 5 of you re-posted my bulletin and I have had ONE donation! (Thank you to those that have helped. Your help is more appreciated than you know). I don't just add anyone to my "friends" list. I add friends. People that I know. People that I would like to think would help another person in a situation like this. I realize that you don't know Jerrid, Haley or their new born child, Tristyn, but the point is I DO! And for that reason alone you should have helped. But I guess the only way you all would rep

Things That Are On My Mind
how do u make someone that u really love & care about believe u with anything that u tell them or show them?? why does being in love have to hurt soo much?? i dont understand that does anybody have any advice or suggestions

Fun Way To Burn Calories
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX! REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories ORGASMS: Real 112 Calories Fake 1,315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed huggi

Funnies
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the lit

What If You
What if you could wish me away What if you spoke those words today, Wonder if you would miss me When I'm gone. So come back please and release me I will leave before the dawn, But for tonight I stay here with you. Yes, for tonight I'll lay here with you, But when the sun hits your Eyes through your window. There will be nothing you can do- { chorus } of the piano. { chorus } of the guitar. { chorus } of the violin. What if you could here this song, What if I felt like I belong- I might not be leaving for So so soon, I might not be leaving To the moonlight, so for tonight I will Stay here with you. Yes for tonight I'll lay here with you, Hold my hand as you pull me in When tomorrow comes Wonder if you would miss me. I could have treated you better than That, as I place this song in your letter. But one day I will see your face we will meet Again and remember Those words you spoke today So for tonight I will stay here with you Yes for toni

Happy Hour
I would like to thank everyone for such a sucess at my first happy hour. Thank you all for the gifts..add..rates..etc. Would also like to thank my special friend for the gift.. .but wont mention names.. because they said its just for me. LOL. Muahh...

Cuz Keith
The other day Sondra showed me these photos I have entered below and I wanted to write my thoughts. What The Hell!!! We see the news everyday and see nothing but stories of death and destruction. We see the papers full of a story of some bad seed solder thats 1 in a Million and I see this Brave young man with smiling children and I want to just rage at it not being on the front page of every paper nation wide. So to each and every one of you from just an old war dog myself, Honor these young men and women that have placed Each of you above their selves. They spend their days and risk all to make you safe. And as you can see they bring joy to a people that have seen very little in a very long time. So when you see the next bomb that goes off remember that a thousend solders are helping people find a better life and stopping the spread of the Desease called Jihad.

The Car Ride
The morning started out beautifully. Blue skies meet us as we started our trip to the cabin. It was hot already and you asked if I could turn on the air conditioner. As we are driving you turn on the radio and with the music begin to dance and sing along. I glance over and see how the cold air from the vents have hardened your nipple's. I look back up to see you have caught me staring and smile. You ask me why the smile and I said the view was very exciting. You grind and sway some more to the radio, smiling devilishly you say hmmm let's see how exciting it can get. You leaned against the door, suddenly your foot is sliding back and forth in my lap. I jumped a bit making you smile more. "Is it hot in here?" you asked and I laugh and say it's getting there. The road was really busy, cars passing everywhere and you began to lift up your skirt. Smiling devilishly at me again at your nakedness underneath. This is going to be a fun trip you exclaim. You notice all of truckers drivi

Wont Be Around
So tomorrow through the 13th I'll be training, it marks the start of a series of training schedules, ultimately leading up to our deployment to either Iraq or Afghanistan late this year. Just letting those know who wanted to know or ever wonder why I dissapear for a weekend and then come back know. Catch ya around, - Sil

Best Police Lines
These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." #14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine wheth

Doc Appt
WELL MEDICAID FINALLY GOT AROUND TO GETTING ME A DOCTOR'S APPT AND I'M ALMOST 6 MONTHS PREGGO... UGH THEY ARE SO SLOW AT DOING EVERYTHING!! HERE'S HOPING I'LL BE ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT I'M HAVING SO I CAN STOP WONDERING AND START SHOPPING... :) HOPING FOR A GIRL BUT WILL BE HAPPY WITH A BOY AS LONG AS MY BABY IS HEALTHY AND HAPPY...

Ohio
You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction. You live less than 20 miles from some college or university. You know what a "buckeye" really is, and have a recipe for candy ones, and usually look around when someone says that they have buckeyes. Michigan usually brings a scowl. (unless you live in toledo) You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths. You know how to correctly spell Cincinnati. You know what's round on the ends and hi in the middle. "Vacation" means going to Florida, Hilton Head, or Florida. You measure distance in minutes. Your school classes were canceled because of cold. Your school classes were canceled because of heat. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day, and maybe even use the "defrost" and "A/C" in the same day. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" You know what's knee-hig

Fu-auction
Want to Enter? Click On Me Below!!Please note the reason there is an entry fee is because I will be pimping this auction out. *†DJ. Rain†*~Fu-Owned by ЯÄWƘƧ†☆Я~Owner of WYKD & WSC@ fubar Come See What We Have to Offer and Place your Bids.You don't want to miss out on this!!Just click on the pic of the person you want to see. Shawty Got Class PIA ~G~ DJ Mr. Nice Guy ~ Now owned by DJ. Rain~ Michelle ~ Now owned by Stephanie Lynn ~ Tanya Not Your Average Girl Shortsweetie82 ~*Mantis*~ DJ Rain & DJ LuAngel (The 2 fu's for 1 special) Mandy DJ Ozzfanatic2

Need A Prayer Please
My Aunt passed away tonight....(My Dad's sister). She was one of my favorite Aunts. The hardest part is deciding to just go to the viewing and that is it. Then do I miss college on Monday for funeral or not? Just please say a prayer for our family.....thanks Susan In loving memory of my Aunt Sis

Runaway
Have you ever loved but were afraid?, Just the thought makes you wanna runaway?, You don't want the hurting part when they don't stay, All you can do is get down on your knees and pray, I ask myself this everyday!, Where is my "one" who will hold my hand?, Where is my soulmate?, The one who can understand?, The burning inside my heart grows stronger, Should i run or open up like a flower leaning toward the sun? Back in bed I lay next to you, You open your eyes and smile, Knowing I love you, I nestle my head next to yours, If I ran I'd turn back not even breaking a mile!

Thank You
There are three tiny handprints on my wall Three tiny handprints that would soon be gone Those tiny handprints would soon be big and will not be able to see them on the wall But the memories of those tiny handprints would always be therewhen I think back of the ones whom lefted them there. The ones that filled me with so much happiness The ones that ran about with mud on their hands And I will know even with big hands Those tiny handprints will always be there

Sweet Little Boy Taken Away
3 year old Anthony with blonde curly hair 3 year old Anthony with sky color eyes 3 year old Anthony who didn't have the chance to grow up and become the man his mom wanted him to be. A little boy who played so much A little boy who loved to watch wrestling. A little boy who couldn't have the chance to grow up and have a family of his own. A little boy whom is loved by many. None of these will happen for he was taken far to soon. Taken by a serious bacterial infection that Anthony couldn't fight off. But I know he is somewhere up above watching us till the day we join. I know he is up there with out no pain. Letting us know everything is all okay. But I know he is missed by all.

Wicca
The Wiccan Rede Bide ye Wiccan laws you must, in perfect love and perfect trust. Live ye must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give For the circle thrice about to keep unwelcome spirits out. To bind ye spell well every time, let the spell be spake in rhyme Soft of eye and light of touch speak ye little, listen much. Dosil go by the waxing moon chanting out ye baleful tune When ye Lady's moon is new, kiss ye hand to her times two When ye moon rides at her peak, Then ye hearts desire seek Heed the North winds mighty gale lock the door and trim the sail. when the wind comes from the South love will kiss thee on the mouth. When the wind blows from the East expect the new and set the feast. Nine woods in the caldron go burn them fast and burn them slow Elder be ye Lady's tree burn it not or cursed ye'll be. When the wheel begins to turn soon ye beltane fires will burn When the Wheel hath turned a Yule light the log the Horned One rules.

Quietpoet
We have all heard the rumors that Kurt/Nirvana wrote all or most of the songs on the Hole album Live Through This, maybe even more. You be the judge. Polly and Dumb by Nirvana are the same song with different lyrics. Old Age was released by Hole as Beautiful Son back in 1993 with a slight musical twist and differnt lyrics. Now for example, if you listen closely, Malibu by Hole released on the album Celebrity Skin, sounds alot like Pennyroyal Tea by Nirvana. Imagine that. Listen close enough and every song on Live Through This matches a Nirvana song, bits and pieces, if not entire songs. Just a thought. Not saying I'm right. But if you bury a song beneath enough guitar effects and overdubs, the same song could sound completely different. Just seems to be strange. What a shame that the album wasn't released until after Cobain's death.

Life39
I had a really good time this weekend with my friends at the family cabin. We went up Friday night, stopped for pizza on the way and got up there to a freezing cabin. Luckily we had power and Peter built a fire so it warmed up fast. The kids and guys rode the motorcycles and quads all day long. We ate, drank and played all weekend so it was a good time. Our friends loved it so much that they want to go up there often! My friend Lisa made me promise to go up when they do so I did and hopefully I keep my promise! The only thing that bothered me all weekend was my son Anthony. He didn't want to go to the cabin with all of those people up there and he was such a mess Thursday and gave us complete Hell Thursday night that Friday when it was time to go, he said he wanted to stay with his friend Jordan all weekend and we gave in. Not the smartest move we ever made. I was worried I was not going to have a house to come home to when we got back. We have no phone service whi

Idiot Bitch Go Back To Myspace
This little bitch didn't know how to bid in an auction because she outbid herself and all I did was ask WHY and she went off. My goodness. Then she opened her fake profile and rated me 9s. this is the loser: *{The Bitch You Bitche's Love To Hate}*@ fubar this is her fake profile with only her as a friend. pee wee@ fubar · pee wee rated you a '9'! 13 min ago · pee wee rated your photo a '9'! 13 min ago · pee wee rated your photo a '9'! 13 min ago · pee wee rated your photo a '9'! 13 min ago · pee wee just checked you out! 14 min ago The idiot bitch is the ONLY friend on pee wee's profile. She is So stupid she rated me 9s instead of 1s. lol Can we say DUH? She CLAIMS she DOESN'T know PEE WEE... Her words: "...I DO NOT know who the fuck is pee wee I dont know anybody by that name . But i bet you will have something to say about that but if you that just proves you'r a little kids ......." I guess I'm a littl

Stuff
12 Things Women Don't Know About Men 1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible. 2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it. 3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it. 4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it. 5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you. 6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won't hear an argument from us. 7. You don't like to get hit on in public, you don't want to date online and you don't want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we're all over it. 8. There should a statute of li

Guy Rules Seriously
original by nj_nice_guy: GUYS RULES At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem onl

Ok Guys...???
OK guys...Would you be willing to let me do this..its a fantasy, but can't ever find anyone willing! I want to push you back on the bed…climb on top of you..and slowly tie up each of your arms to the bed posts, so you can’t touch me, but I have control over you. Then, I would lean down and kiss and nibble at your neck, your ear, then across your lips…move down your chin with the tip of my tongue and down your neck, sucking intensely, then down to your right nipple..taking your nipple into my mouth and sucking hard..mmmmmmmmmm(while my other hand is rubbing and pulling at your left nipple) Next, I would my fingernails up and down the sides of your abs, then back and forth across your navel, leaning down to suck and kiss around your navel..so softly but then with more pressure. Then I would slide down your body further, taking my hands and spreading your legs slightly apart. Then , rubbing my fingertips up and down the inside of each of your thighs, leaning down to kiss and blow at

I'm I Wrong? Maybe Tmi?
Okay I might be wrong, but maybe not..there might be TMI (to much information) in this so be for warned! I know that most guys like it when a girl goes down on them. Okay they more then like it! I don't go down on my man because I want it in return, nothing could be further from the truth, he's actually really good at it. I like to go down on him because I feel that he deserves it. He works hard, he cares about me, and takes care of me..so I like to do this for him as one way of thanking him. So tonight was like any other night we started watching TV and then reliezed that we were both in the mood, screw the TV...so It started off "inocent" enough and I went down on him...after about 20 min he wanted to go down on me, and I told him NO, that I just wanted to have sex. So we did! but he was upset after because I didn't want him to! I just don't want him feeling like if I do it to him he owes me. I do it for him because like I said he works hard, and cares about me. Besides he pleases

New Nsfw
iight heres a new deal i have 28 spots on my family list left and i want vip and blasts so u want on my family list to see them and want me to add more pics to it even maybe a video if i can on here if not than depinding on wht u get me i may just send you one but thats the deal ......

Taz
The Tasmanian Devil, often referred to as "Taz", is an animated cartoon character featured in the Warner Bros. Looney Tunes series of cartoons. The character appeared in only five shorts before the Warner Bros animation studio closed down, but marketing and television appearances later propelled the character to new popularity in the 1990s. Today Taz is one of the most recognizable members of the Looney Tunes roster. Creation and first appearance Robert McKimson based the character on the real-life Tasmanian devil of Australia, though the most noticeable resemblance between the Australian mammal and McKimson's creation is their ravenous appetites. Whirling like a tornado that sounds like several motors whirring in unison, The Devil devours everything, animate or inanimate, and his efforts to find more food are always a central plot device of his cartoons. In fact, this appetite serves as the impetus for McKimson's "Devil May Hare" (first released on June 19, 1954). In the sh

Real Friends
Why do people profess to be your friend but then turn around and stab you in the back... Is it because they are jealous or is it that they are so miserable in their own lives that they want everyone around them miserable as well?.... And what is so bad is when THEY are badmouthing someone to you that you care about... then turn around and LIE to THAT person and tell them that YOU are the one bad-mouthing... That is not friendship... That is being petty and childish... If 2 people are having trouble, let THEM work it out.. don't go trying to cause trouble.. I hate people like that... I just want to have a good time in life and find TRUE friends.. ANYONE that has a problem with what I am saying mean that THAT person has something to feel guilty about... TO those of you that are trully my friend.. You will know who you are.. to the rest.. GET A LIFE AND QUIT TRYING TO CAUSE TROUBLE IN MINE!!!

Angel Of Death
Angel Of Death he sits high on his throne, judging us with his extravagent mind. telling us we better watch our backs, for he is follwing our every move. he is ready to strike, ready to take our life. his weapon is only his mind, for which he strikes with great strife. he was an angel rejected from god, he had passion for anger and never followed orders. he was always interested in death, and always felt as if he were consumed by darkness. Then one day when he felt as if god were a tyrant, he crossed the line, he went to far. god closed his door for faith, which to begin with was barely ajar. he hated everything and he hated everyone. he soon became consumed with darkness and anger, his passion for living no longer existed. He roamed the earth lonely for many years. untill one day a strange being came to him in a quarrling deal. telling him he could rule the earth and control lives. the angel was interested, so h

Out Of Time
Out of Time Wake up in the morning and fall out of bed Try and get my head straight but I put it off instead Don't want to carry on living just wanna be dead But I put off the decision and listen to some music instead Just looking for inspiration to make life worth living So tired of a world that keeps taking and not giving Trying to make friends leads to despair It always seems to end with me pulling out my hair So I am fat and bald And I am getting old Wish I was fit and bold And not so stand-offish and cold Trying to relate But I am always consumed by hate Trying to make amends But I have no more friends Take some pills Deathwish thrills They take me to see the doc Then turn the key in the lock They have taken away my liberty I am undone by uncertainty One thing worse than dying Spending your life denying Locked up in a cage Consumed by rage My sense of hope is all spent Will the suffering ever rele

Eh, Just Because...
So it's like 0330 and I'm still awake. I know half of you don't even care, but o well! I'm bored and talking to a really nifty guy thats over in the desert right now. He's infantry, which gets him "props" from me! I was just a mechanic, so I can't say that I did a whole lot... even though I did deploy one time. I still don't really feel like I got to do my whole job. I was medically discharged for an injury that I incurred while enlisted, so here I sit... Ok, I think I am gonna finish talkin to this guy and maybe drink a couple beers to try and fall asleep...we'll see how that works out! G'night ya'll!

2007
to all my great family, friends and fans. I know I disappeared from the charts for awhile, but I am back. First of all, to those very special and wonderful people who kept in touch and kept me going the last 5 months, you have no idea how much you mean to me. Everyone else, I disappeared from the radar so fast and with no warning, you probably thought I abandonded you. Not so, just a whole big pile of personal shit that I went thru, and am still going thru. what started it all was a heart attack scare in August. Wasn't one, just a severe drop in potassium, but it terrified me. I started making changes in my life, like weight and living for today. Soon after that a very special person came into my world, and rocked it so completely, that I woke up and faced the fact that I am 40 something, and not dead, but was living my life like a very old woman with nothing to life for. He met me at my worst and told me I am a beautiful woman, and made me belive I am special and valuable, but most

Darkness Within
Sarrow fills the soul Hurt fills the heart Hate is what others feel Pain something to try and take away Anguish what comes with pain Confusion is the mind Blood what flows true Rage is what builds up Fighting what comes of rage Kill what people dream but seldom do Knife the point you feel Sword to take away the mind Tears what always comes Die to live again Love what brings it all

To Let Go
Defining "To Let Go" To let go does not mean to stop caring, it means I can't do it for someone else. To let go is not to cut myself off, it's the realization I can't control another. To let go is not to enable but to allow learning from natural consequences. To let go is to admit powerlessness which means the outcome is not in my hands. To let go is not to try to change or blame another, it is to make the most of myself. To let go is not to judge but to allow another to be human. To let go is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes, but to allow others to effect their destinies. To let go is not to be protective, it is to permit another to face reality. To let go is not to deny but to accept. To let go is not to nag, scold or argue, but to search out my own shortcomings and correct them. To let go is not to adjust everything to my desires but to take each day as it comes and cherish myself in it. To let go is not to criticize a

Silloette Of A Dream
It looks like a dramatic scene Somebodys plot, Somebodys sceam Feel the agony, the lose of control Feel the need to be buried in a dark hole Buried alive, drown the soul Crazy lies being told The heartbreak, the sadness, the insanity the madness Unexcapable fear is drawing near You raise your head, what you see isn't clear your mind in a rage, knowing nothing, just escaping the dawn You awake, somethings wrong The pain you feel corrupts the mind, The lose of control, Feeling blind Not able to see the things you need you wonder what you've just seen You awake to a silloette of a dream

Time Clock
Ok weall wonder what time it is where our friends are and if they are workingat what ever time or sleeping ,,this clock should help youall know what time it is in cities they YOUR friends live yes ya can add clocks cnage the clock faces in option its so handy to just click it andsee the City showing places that you no longer needto work out times anywhere hope it helps some one http://www.symmttm.com/download_symmtime_access.asp

My "best" Poem - (won 1st Place)
(This was written soon after my screen-name was given to me, and I wrote it to describe my way of thinking towards Women, Love, and Life. Of course, like my other poems, it's written in the theme of a Knight in the middle-ages, but its the meaning behind the words that count. It was read once by a friend who is a published poet, and who hosted a Poetry talk show on Yahoo Radio. It was voted on and won 1st place, and my "reward" was to read it aloud, Live, on the radio show, to people around the world. I was deeply Honored) ... Now the Poem. ____________________________________ ~ ~ ~ An Ode to the Sensuous Knight ~ ~ ~ _________________________________________ To be read in three Voices: 1.Narrator, 2.m'Lady, 3.Sir Knight ( Intro ) There is a man, so gentle, soft and kind, A Knight who yields a mighty sword to fight. His Lady's Honor, he doth serve and protect, From all perils that may come her way. He takes his sword, his lance, his heart, And at the very feet

Want To Know Why They Call Me Sensuous?
Before reading this, I want you to clear your mind, Relax, turn off your music, and Visualize this story unfolding in your mind. Picture yourself there and see, smell, feel every detail. ... Oh, and Ladies, I've been told by women who have read this in the past, to pass on this "warning" from them: Sit on a Towel. (Don't ask me, I didn't say it!) __________________________________________ Hmmmmmmmm, (happy sigh) ... I don't know exactly when you will read this, my Darling, but I hope it finds you as hot and wet, as I am hard for you. You see, I have been daydreaming and fantasizing about you again, my Love ... one of my favorite things to do, anymore, when I'm not with you or talking to you. This particular fantasy really makes me want you, and really hard for you. It starts out in a huge, beautifully decorated, modern bedroom. The lights in the room are off, but the room is lit with the very soft glow of a dozen, rose-scented candles. Somewhere in the room, a surround-soun

Blah Blah Blah
Silent Scream Silent screams, hopeless tears, The gashes on your body show your fears, Slit your wrists slash your skin, The blood brings out the pain within, Watch the blood pour like a stream, Your self-mutilation is just a silent scream. Cut yourself, but don’t go to far, Slowly kill who you are, Cover your scars to hide your shame, I’m sorry but this time there’s nobody to blame, Watch the blood pour like a stream, Your self-mutilation is just a silent scream. Scar your body, kill you dreams, Because you are “broken” and “ripped at the seams”, You think that cutting is a new trend, Drain your essence all over again, Watch the blood pour like a stream, Your self-mutilation is just a silent scream!

Friday, January 11, 2008
Yesterday was pretty rough. I drove to the store, which is about a 7 minute drive, and boy was that a mistake! I went in for a couple of things, and by the time I got out I was in some serious pain. I had to get someone to come up and drive my car home. I went straight to bed with the ice pack and felt better after a little nap. Around 8:30pm there was a fire call. My dad took Andrew to the station, but the truck was full. He stayed up there to get credit for responding, and I went up to pick him up afterwords. Keep in mind the station is only 2 blocks from my house but it was pouring rain. I didn't think it would be a problem. I went in to tell Chief what was going on with my back, and was greeted with a dead battery when I got out. Andrew walked home in the pouring rain to get my mom while I stayed with the car. Between waiting for AAA, getting the car jumped, and letting it run for a bit, we sat there for a good hour. By the time we got home, Andrew had to come ou

Drews Hh Update
To send the money for the Happy Hour I have a paypal account ready to go. Visit this link to view it. So you have reached this page because you own a piece of Drew. Pretty simple click the button send your share ($10.00)(there is 12 of us for a sum of $120 for a HH and a blast!) and I will enjoy my vacation in Tahiti, ok im just kidding im going to Peru, ok no seriously. When all the committed people put in I will send Drew her happy hour. Remember, we ALL own Drew so make sure we keep her busy she has a lot of profiles and salutes to get working on so remind her LOL. If you have any questions or need updates check my blog. Thanks everyone who participated in making Drews day!!!!!!! Hopefully we all know how to use PayPal. If not here's how it's gonna go. You will need to go to paypal, create an account, set up your bank account or credit card to be verified by them. Once verified you can come back click on this link and sign in VIOLA i

Finally Something By Me
I'm sorry I can't be as deep as you, my eyes don't see things the way you do I don't have the sadness in my life, that you carry around Yes I'm lonely too, but maybe not as much you For being wronged has me made strong So I carry on, I will speak my Song, I will never change the way I'am, my song speaks volumes of who I am I'm mentally strong more than most, I dare you to coast the roads I've tread Some of you, would surely have fled My mind has been battered and beaten, but not out Sharp as I tack it remains, in a battle of wits with me, you had better bring brains This Song it speaks of sweetness, beyond mushy, love never pushy, and some one who truly hopes to gain, a inner understanding of you, and why you came Came to by my friend A friend to the end maybe I dunno My Song tells you I been through it too, the heartache and the pain Shame I thought would never end, until life brought me some true blue friends This Song also tell

Jaccuzzi Issue
So The other week I decided to go in my jaccuzzi, Alone.. :( So I get my bathing suit on and I have lost some weight so its alittle big.... :D I am in there for about 30 mintues got to get out, trip and fell back in.... The fliter sucks my bathing suit and half my back and ass in it! Oh my it almost took my breat away! It took me about a mintue to actually get out of it! and I get out go to get changed look in the mirror and i notice that it looks like I have a huge hickey from my back to my ass! yeah it isn't my proudest moment but it sure was funny as hell to everyone else! So I decided to share it :D Oh and for the next week I had a huge brusie (cause I bruise easily)and I could hardly sleep on it. :( I hope everyone got some chuckle out of it :D

A~pirate's Humor (?)
Number 10. Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6. Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying Of nothing. Number 4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax Cut saves you $0.30? Number 2. In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world Is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008: 'Life is like

Uss New York
Here SHE is, the USS New York, made from the World Trade Center! USS New York It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center . It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft. Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite , LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003, 'those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence,' recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. 'It was a spiritual moment for everybody there.' Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the 'hair on my neck stood up.' 'It had a big meaning to it for all of us,' he said. 'They knocked us down. They can't keep us down. We're

Soul Mate
There are some people who believe that there's someone out there in the world for each of us. Someone who is the other piece of the puzzle, your other half. Whether or not that's true is subjective to each person. There are some people who have been through too much to really believe that there is someone for them, their soul mate or whatever phrase you use. I think for some people, they look at this as the perfect man/woman for them and forget that there is no perfect match. Your soul mate may be someone who drives you up the wall from time to time yet makes you happy, more so than the average friend might. I think a soul mate is not someone who you never argue with; human beings are too argumentative with one other, trying to get their opinions heard or being right. It is not a person who makes you happy 24/7, those of us who have gone through tragedies know that even if you had a spouse, it doesn't guarantee that you won't feel bad from time to time. I think a soul mate

25 Of Life's Rules
1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. 3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here. 4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?' 5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast. 6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: 'Buy one dog, get one flea.' 7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. 9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'? 10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. 11. The most precious thing we have is LIFE, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. 12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody M

Its Friday!!
TGIF everyone, its Friday which means after work I will be having a few drinks, and I might get a lil drunk so what its slow at work and we havent worked a weekend since december at the print shop where I work mostly when I aint here. Everyone else have a great wekend. Everyone have a wonderful weekend at home or whatever your doing, and for those on my list who keep quiet when I talk to them have a really nice I dont give a shit weekend LOL, haha im being a smartass on a friday mind you LOL hey its me and who I am in life if yea dont like just move on and go to the next fubar member page LOL, I love You all on my fubar list hugs and kisses and high fives for the guys sorry no hugs LOL, have a great friday and ttyl.

Credit Repair
Credit Repair: Self Help May Be Best You see the advertisements in newspapers, on TV, and on the Internet. You hear them on the radio. You get fliers in the mail. You may even get calls from telemarketers offering credit repair services. They all make the same claims: * “Credit problems? No problem!” * “We can erase your bad credit — 100% guaranteed.” * “Create a new credit identity — legally.” * “We can remove bankruptcies, judgments, liens, and bad loans from your credit file forever!” Do yourself a favor and save some money, too. Don’t believe these statements. Only time, a conscious effort, and a personal debt repayment plan will improve your credit report. This brochure explains how you can improve your creditworthiness and gives legitimate resources for low or no-cost help. The Scam Everyday, companies nationwide appeal to consumers with poor credit histories. They promise, for a fee, to clean up your credit report so you can get a car loan, a hom

Twisting In The Winds Of Change
I find myself twisting in the winds of unchange, lost in some place between yesterday and tomorrow that doesn't really feel like today. Time takes on a new unmeaning and drifts into itself, looping over and over in hopeless cycles of monotony. Even change itself remains the same. Even "new" is a repeat of the last thing that was supposed to be different, but wasn't really. Days go by in a blind haze of apathy because even upon waking, I know that this will be another endless yesterday.

My Life*
Well i figured iw ould start a blog on ME** Who better right !! Well life these past few months have sucked. I have really BAD asthma and i get to the point where i ned 911 and cant breathe. I had a really bad attack 2 yrs ago that landed me in a COMA for 4 days.. ( Wicked sucked ) I apparently died for 3 min and i dont remember anything, besides starting to lose my vision and loss of hearing. Well i made it thru all that, and for the last month my asthma has been bothering me. Last night actually i was almost rushed to the ER. I had the EMTs at my house basically until I felt fine. I decided to stay home from work today soo I am relaxing and feeling a lil better.. : )

Girls - I Need Your Help!!!!
I have some goals for my business that I need to hit & what better way than YOUR help!!! PLEASE! Here's 10 GREAT Reasons why you need to Host a Pure Romance by Lisa Party 1. Where else can you taste, smell and touch before purchasing? 2. It's Ladies Only! You don't have to drag your man shopping with you! 3. Your girlfriends will pay for your shopping spree! 4. You and your friends haven't giggled this much since "the talk" in middle school. 5. How else can you win amazing prizes just for hanging with your pals? 6. You haven't seen your girls since Britney Spears was a sex symbol. 7. You can get in touch with your inner bad girl with a very "good girl image" company! 8. A couple of hours kids & hubby free? We know what you're thinking...Sign me up! 9. You and your friends' partners will be singing your praises. 10. You'll finally get some romantic tips that don't involve steamy paperback novels. Come on Ladies, I

Stacy
STACY I LOVE U WITH ALL OF MY HEART,WOULD DO ANY THING FOR U AND YOUR GIRL.DO YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE TOLD U ABOUT MY PAST IF I DID NOT LOVE U OR SHOW U THE MARKS ON MY ARM FROM MY PAST. WHEN YOUR A JUNNKY FOR 8 YEARS THATS ALL PPL SEE THEY DONE SEE THE NEW YOU THE ONE THAT IS CLEAN AND HAS FEELINGS AND DOING WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO STAY CLEAN. U KNOW WHY I DONT SMILE ON CAM BECAUSE OF WHAT METH DID TO MY MOUTH ,BUT LOOKS SHOULD NOT MATTER ITS WHAT IS ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS THE MOST .AND IF U EVEN GIVE ME HALF A CHANCE ILL PROVE TO YOU THAT NOT ALL GUYS R THE SAME.

Buy Me?!?!?!
Ok so here's how it works you click on the link below and go rate the pic (even if you dont want to bid please at least go rate the pic cause i could win something that way also) and bid on me if you want to buy me, if you bid make sure you go back to check and see if anyone up your bid, Good Luck and my the best win lmao. TxKitten

Product Of Hate
One cut Two cut Three cut Four I watch your blood hit the floor. Five cut Six cut Seven cut Eight This is the product of all my hate. I slit your throat & watch your blood flow Don't do it yourself It'll only soften the blow. You cry for me my hatred tears built from your lies from over the years. I slash your throat I slit your wrists I enjoy the moment NO!.... I'm not pissed. I turn my head to hide my smile you're finally gone and I'm not in denial. I'll accept all the blame because I don't care I'm just so happy to know you're not there. One cut Two cut Three cut Four I watched your blood hit the floor. Five cut Six cut Seven cut Eight you were the product of all my hate. Satan sent me a message and said all was well and he thanked me too, for sending you straight to Hell!

Tombstone
Free your body and soul Unfold your powerful wings Climb up the highest mountains Kick your feet up in the air You may now live forever Or return to this earth Unless you feel good where you are! This is what I want my tombstone to say! Make sure you just read the first letter of every line.

My Rant!!!! Please Read!!
I have a rant….if any family members has anything to say about some other family member ….why not go to the person and talk to them. Don’t be chicken shit and go post silly bulletins or blogs and be a child about it….Go to the person….guess some people just love to keep drama stirred up…and YES WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! So here is who I am talking about Karma, Cherokee, Mystical Dreams …want to talk to me or about someone else, come to me please.

Life In My Town
Do people ever stop and think,.. when they open their mouth to speak, that gossip can tear a heart apart, and make the soul grow weak? Vicious lies about a friend, spoken behind their back, could affect the very life they live, all because of their attack. Families could be torn apart, ones that were solid like a rock, lies could hurt the children, cause the truth was never sought. Kind words are slow to travel, to bad that's not the case with lies, like a fire caught up in a windstorm, they could take forever to die. How do you convince your lover, or even a life long friend, that the stories they've heard of you no substance do they lend? Many family's hopes and dreams have come crashing to the ground, on account of vicious gossip, when the truth was never found. So when you speak about someone else, make sure you get it straight, don't even say cutting words. THE TRUTH SHOULD NEVER BE LATE!* *Those of you that are this way know who you are

First Aid For The Soul
:DHere's a simple, easy way to make an immediate and profound improvement in the quality of your life. Stop worrying.The next time you catch yourself wrapping your mind around a worry, choose to let that worry fall completely away. Notice how much more positive and effective you suddenly are.Worry poisons your thoughts and keeps life's best opportunities hidden from you. Worry actually increases the power and influence of those undesirable things you worry about.Certainly it's important to look clearly and realistically at life's dangers, problems and challenges. Yet there is nothing to be gained by worrying about them.Choose to replace each negative worry with positive action. Instead of looking down, pick yourself up and move forward.Every moment is filled with countless opportunities to create lasting value. Stop worrying, and start living with richness, purpose and real joy.Written by Ralph Marston

Auction Round 2
NEW MONTH... NEW AUCTION, YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES!! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA FU-OWN MY DRUNK ASS, JUST CUZ IM A WHOLE LOTTA FUN! YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS, I MEAN DO I REALLY NEED TO TELL YOU?? IF YOU WIN YOU WILL RECIEVE: *2 SALUTEs, OF COURSE IT HAS TO BE SFW! *FU-OWNED BY _______ FOR 1 MONTH! *WEEKLEY BULLETIN PIMPOUT FOR 1 MONTH! *YOUR LINK ON MY PAGE FOR 1 MONTH! *ALL PICS, ALL STASH, ALL BLOGS RATED! *IF YOU ARE A LOUNGE TYPE OF PERSON, I'LL BRING AT LEAST 20 NEW MEMBERS INTO YOUR LOUNGE IN THE FIRST WEEK!!! DRINK DRANK DRUNK! RULES: * SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY PLEASE! * NO DRAMA. VIOLATORS WILL BE BLOCKED. * THE CONTESTANT RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BIDDERS. * MINIMUM BID IS 250,000 FUBUCKS, AND THERE IS NO CAP ON MAXIMUM BIDS. * BLASTS, VIPS, HAPPY HOURS, TICKERS, FUBUCKS, ETC. ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE AND ENCOURAGED BIDS. * YOU MAY NOT BID LOWER THAN THE PERSON BEFORE YOU. * REAL CASH OF COURSE BEATS VIRTUAL GIFTS, BUT EVERYTHING IS TOTALED AT THE END. 1 MILLIO

Best Friends!
Atalie! Current mood: drained Category: Romance and Relationships atalie and family arrived yesterday..at first chica *her dog who i also miss like crazy* didn't recognize me..but after 15 seconds..she was lovin' all over me..and i was crying ..so happy to see her and atalie ...even eli *aka the terror* and of course jerry!.. we ordered pizza from marcos ..cause they've got the best pizza..and she and i hung out talking until 4:30 in the morning...slept for about an hour...while both the cats, litter box and food and water bowls were in the room with me...got up...ordered jimmy johns for lunch...cause they too have great food...watched Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix...then made dinner..." same sammiches " as jeremie calls them...cold cut sandwiches..we all had such a wonderful time and i played with chica sooo much...used an entire roll of film...for my wall lol and atalie used her digital to take a butt ton more...slighty less then an assload...lol lol then...

Critical Acclaim
Quiet, might piss somebody off Like me mother fucker, You've been at it for too long While you feed off all these insecurities You stand in front of me and bite the hand that feeds Self-righteousness is wearing thin (Lies inside your head your best friend) I'll bleed but not for fellow man (Broken glass, your fake reflection) Telling them it's all for something real Don't forsake the words you speak, You've gone too far, Acclaim! So how does it feel to know that someone's kid in the heart of America Has blood on their hands, fighting to defend your rights So you can maintain the lifestyle that insults this family's existance? Well, where I'm from we have a special salute we wave high in the air Towards all those pompous asses who spend their days pointing fingers. Fuck you! Quiet, might piss somebody off Like the heartbeat of this country when antagonized too long I'll be damned if you count me in As part of your generous hypocracy collec

Criminals
I believe that criminals should not be placed in the equivalent of "hotels/motels" with bars on them. If you do the crime, you do the time. Hard time. We shouldn't be giving them all of the luxuries of the outside world that decent, law abiding citizens cannot afford such as health insurance, dental insurance, cable tv, etc.... If I were running the prison system, the first thing I would do is tell the ACLU to french kiss the crack of my you know what. If you're a felon, you have no civil rights, unless a judge restores them. Criminals would not be able to file lawsuits against anyone. Criminals should be required to wear pink underwear and socks, and black and white prison jumpsuits, Just like Sherif Joe requires. For exercise, they should be forced to ride exercise bikes attached to generators to power the prison and surrounding areas, if there is excess power. I would have chain gangs out picking up trash on the side of the road. There would be no alcohol, tabaco p

My Myspace
Whats Up FUBAR (Such a wierd name by the way)...thought id tell ya a little bit more about myself. other than what you've read. Im a local singer/artist here around town. check out my myspace to listen to the music! http://www.myspace.com/lawproduction " Will You " *New Music Comming Out Soon!* If You Like What You Hear Message Me/E-mail. Asking For Another Song. :)! Thank You! Johnny Law

Don't Sweat The Small Stuff
Don't Sweat the Small Stuff -- WomenYou don't have to do it all -- it's ok to shed your "Wonder Woman" image and ask for help when you need it. Choose to start each day with an inspirational thought, a clear mind and a smile. Love cherish and appreciate your friends just the way they are. Feel peace in knowing that in this moment, life is great Celebrate your own uniqueness as a woman. Your beauty comes from feeling good about yourself from the inside.Enjoy yourself in nature, and nurture your spirit by going outdoors and getting "down and dirty" with a little dirt now and then. Don't dwell on what you should have, would have, or could have done. Learn from the past, focus on the present moment, and deal with things the way that they are. The adventure in life is not always knowing what's going to happen next, so go with the twists and turns that lead to your greater life plan. Each of us has a unique set of gifts, and talents. Find your gifts, and then fo

Him..
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you

Deleted
Ok so this is my 3rd yes 3rd fubar page, and no i dont mean i have 2 other pages. this is the 3rd one i have made. the others i have deleted. idk y, ppl talking shit, sick of everything. i was a level 19 worked my ass off to get where i was, then my dumb ass deleted it. lol oops should have thought before i acted damn it.

The Best Advice I Can Give Myself Or Anyone Else.
I was recently cleaning out a box and found an old song book that I had removed from an abandoned house when I was about 14 and really never payed much attention to it. I found it in a box and opened it up to find some very interesting lyrics to older songs some of which I knew others which I never had heard of. This song book belonged to the lady who was a school teacher and had lived in this house for a long time. When the flood of 1993 came through she went off and left the house and all the contents. With the song book I took an old box camera, a deck of cards, and her diary. Yeah I know shallow to take her diary but she was never coming back there she had already passed away. So back to the song book, I opened it last night for about the 3rd or 4th time since I have had it and noticed in the front of the book and the first few pages some simple quotes and food for thoughts I guess she had put in there to make her laugh or think, who knows but I feel like these need to be shared.

A Horrible Dream Come True.
You are not me. You can't understand why I cry over the things I do. You have to understand I come from a long line of people who had psychic abilities. I will blog about that at a later time. As for now... I had a horrible dream. Maria. She was a Marine. She disappeared from a camp in NC. I never met her in my life. The dream went like this: I see her face, she was walking down a road and.... this guy... followed her, an evil look in his eyes, she knew him, she knew him well, he had hurt her before, he grabbed her, and he hit her, and he strangled her some, and he hit her with an object... a sharp object on the face... punched her... all sorts of things... and she died. I saw her face... I did not know her name. I woke up from the dream feeling like I had seen it happen for real. How was I to know a few days later, I'd be reading the news on the internet and see her story? How was I to know? I saw her picture, she looked so angelic... wore her heart on her sleeve cautiously so. She ha

Life Is What You Make It
LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT They say... Life is what you make it. So many try to succeed, but once again get pushed back down, Having to pull themselves up again. We fill t.v. with violence, But we hinder the acts of it, We fill songs with profanity, But we yell when we hear the shit. We fill our schools with policemen, So children think they're in a bad place, We tell people to speak only the truth, But our own truths we can;t face. We try to help the poor, But we put up big buildings where the homeless had there homes, We try to call religion our friend, But we pray to as many god;s as there are flowers, I could sit here && talk about the government for hours, But you would still have your own oppinion. We sell ciggarettes, Even though on the back of the box theres a card that says to quit, People say get off your butt and go get a job, But the jobs require you to succeed, But tosucceed you need a job, There addictions to feed && there are mouths to pay,

Auction
I'M FOR SALE!!!WHO WANTS TO Fu-Own ME??? Want to FuOwn Me? Now You Can! Hit the Pic and go place your Bid!! Need Pics and Stash Rated? How about a Big Pimpin Gift of your choice? Even a chance to win a 3-Day Blast!!! Now's Your Chance! What you waiting for??

Im A Phonesex Operator!
Im a phone sex operator, and Im ready to furfill your every fantasy. Just tell me what it is that turns you on and ill furfill your every desire. Email me at bcbcindy@yahoo and on messenger with the same id. And I also have aim messenger and my username for aim is cindysoothesyou@aim.com. I look forward to chatting with you. Remember im a professional phone sex operator I dont cyber for free. So if thats what your looking for dont waste your time!

Not Sure What To Think Of This
I was walking along the canal when I came upon the obvious,I am alone in this world!I choose the truth or the lie.Reality is truth.The present this moment, is where truth dwells, lives, resides, is. Anything outside this moment is not truth it is fantasy. Is it insane to dwell outside this moment,That which tries to persuade us to be outside this moment,is it in fact giving us bait to persuade us to go into insanity.The bait can be anything from an attractive person to plan for a later. how many of us accept this bait, leave reality,the present,and go into a fantasy. I was once asked if it is allright to look at a pretty woman? the anserw is yes. it is not right to go into a fantasy about her, now or later. A simple awareness of that person and then the continuation of the task at hand, is what life in reality is. being out of the monent is crazy, is it not? Where do you want to be? We see people being mental often, by walking into things or driving into or over things,just as those mo

Leisa's Blog
Not to be confused with showing some love.... Ratings of 1 preferred LOL http://www.fubar.com/user/1419524# "Da Sox" A nice gentleman that shoutboxes you asking you for your IM and then calls you Cunt and other colorful expressions after simply explaining you don't just give out your IM to everybody that shoutboxes you. A nice piece of work this guy. Thanks!

This Girl!
Ok so girls i need some help i like this girl and i thi nk she likes me how do i know for sure? she just broke up with her boyfriend and she says she wants to take it slow what does that mean in girl terms? also we talk all the time like day and night! So some help would be great!thanks

Rules Of Friendship
1 - Do not think because you rated, commented, or fanned me, I will feel obligated to friend you. I will look over your profile, and if I feel that we could even begin to have a conversation, I will consider it. 2 - If you are a member of stilleto girls, Then DO NOT BOTHER. I have my reasons, but I would rather delete my profile then be friends with even one of you. 3 - Blank friend requests, or the word hello, are almost like begging me to deny you and block you. Say something beyond hello, and you may just get my attention. 4 - Posting pics of yourself on my profile with the admittance of your "hope u accept" is about as close to warranting a death threat as you can get. 5 - Promoting a lounge on my page, ditto. 6 - Complementing me, ditto, yet again. I know everyone else loves to have their egos fed, But I am not everyone. Try actually speaking to me.

About Love...
It crossed my mind today that we don't stop often enough in our life to appreciate those who love us most. We just take for granted what they do. We just "expect" them to be there for us. We just "expect" them to know we love them. I am just as guilty of it as anyone else....i try to let those i love know it...and show them in little ways how much i love them in return...sometimes the little things mean the most. It hit me when leaving profile comments today....we get more worried about "showing love" to people we have never met on a computer screen than to those real people in our life. Thats very very sad. As i said i am just as guilty of it as anyone...i "luv" my online friends...but we have to get our priorities straight about what we make most important in our life. So forgive me my friends if you don't hear from me as often...i do care...but its time for me to put "real life" ahead of everything....in the end...thats what counts most of all :) huggzzzzzzzzz.......Brandy

Ever Wander
Endless Wanders travels to distant places seeking and searching for endless piece of mind so goes faultless journeys escapeing endless wanders of time numerous faces begin to unwind countless memories only to find endless wanders of the mind flourishing with thoughts there's no escapeing feelings, touches, sences for the taking powerless to its demise torturous thoughts of pain to endure travels to far away places only of lonesome times only forsakeing endless wanders of time Shannon Lee Fenton Copyright ©2007 Shannon Lee Fenton

Mind Monopoly Sucks!
Mind Monopoly Sucks I am going through a divorce, which all of you know (or most of you know), and this is what I am thinking, "I don't get it. Why do I have to play these silly games? It sucks. I just want to be me and who I am is kind and giving (well that's true to a certain extent). Why do I have to pretend to not give a shit?" While I certainly feel for me, and other women in my shoes (Lord knows I'm not alone) and totally know that most of the games are nonsense someone still told me "because you have to." Until you truly meet that guy who allows you to be the true person you are, the game must be played. Otherwise, you'll look back at your life somewhere down the road while you're sitting alone in a rocking chair and have tons of regret. Does this game ever end? Do you ever really find that one person who rocks your world? The one who makes it impossible for you to not let your guard down. Or does that person just exist in our mind? Do we even want this game to end?

Stay Or Go?
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm a mom of 2 2. I've had gray hair since I was 18 3. I became a mom 1 week before my 19th birthday 4. I got married when I was 18 and pregnant 5. I'm a lunchlady 6. I've been a lunchlady for 9 yrs 7. I love to go play bingo 8. I'm so into reality tv, like american idol 9. I have 3 tattoos and I want more 10. I love to dance, whether people think i can dance good or not I'm gonna tag 1.Tara 2.Nick 3.Kerri 4.I Piss Excellence 5.Joe

Friend Or Foe?!?
One of the characteristics of psychopaths is their ability and willingness to deceive others - they are pathological liars who think nothing of manipulating and deceiving others for their own gain or drama. This pathological lying, coupled with superficial charm and inability to feel guilt or remorse, makes a psychopath a particularly dangerous and unpleasant individual. Yes, It can be someone you've known for twenty years or more...who were like family to you. Psychopaths who become obsessively vindictive are literally insane people. OMG, What makes people so vindictive and hate filled? What happens when someone over dramatizes that they've been victimized and yet can not accept responsibility for their own actions? Such as playing the upper hand for two years and seeking revenge on a person. They've turned a blind eye to their own actions and can't change what they've done Time to move on... Quit whining about it..... now that you can't get even........ Revenge was

I See How It Is
i go out of my way to check on my friends all the time, especially when i see thier status says thier sick or having a bad day etc. but heaven forbid if i ever feel sick or have a bad day. do i get the same in return, f*ck no. thats fine, from now on i just wont go out of my way for anyone anymore. i cant be bothered to. yes i know ill get some telling me this is only the internet and to chill, but u know what u r living ppl right? u have feelings dont u? in short, what i get from u is what u get back. no more, no less.

Stupid Story From My High School Days....
Ok, when I was 16 we had a property that was essentially a money pit. It had tons of sand that turned to mud when it rained and both of them would sink your truck tires faster than quick sand. Well, my mom had gotten my dad's little Dodge Dakota stuck in this sand pit and we didn't know being inside the house and all. So we come outside and if you know anything about Texas women they can get madder than a poked rattlesnake. Well, mom was pissed that we weren't helping, so we struggled to get the tires unbogged with no success. So having spotted a brick near by with a kinda serrated edge, I thought it would add traction to the tires. With all the noise we rustled up a nest of bees in the brush next to us that were not happy. They stung both me and my sister and one got me on the scalp. I had my hair in a pony tail and pulled my hair out of it to get the bee out...about this time I heard one buzzing around my right ear. Having completely forgotten about the brick I gave myself a thorough

Raise Request For The Penis
I the Penis, here by request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything i do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. i work in a "damp" environment. 6. I work in a "dark" work place that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in hot temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised the administration "Rejects" your request for the following reasons: 1. You don't work 8 hours straight. 2. You fall asleep after breif work periods. 3. You don't always follow orders from the management team. 4. You don't stay in your assigned area, and are often seen visiting other areas. 5. You don't take initiative. 6. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start work. 7. You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift. 8. You don't always observe necessar

Notes To Myself
so this was some guys about me and i found it very amusing so here you go.... Things I have heard ALL my life, Good God youre Big, Can I touch It?, I wish I had Guns like that, do you have any brothers, is that thing real?, You re fkn huge, is that a sock? and my favorite, Are you gay? You havent hit on me yet. I am Big, I am Tall and I look good. I have Money, Nice Stuff, Nice home, Kickass Friends & Family and I own a business. Not being egotistical, just stating facts. I could care less who you are, I will NOT prove anything to you or anyone. So dont come at me with the normal B.S. Listen, Ive been with A LOT of women, statistically speaking you will be NO different then them. If there are 280 million people in the US, my chances of finding, the One, are 1 in 280,000,000. I would have better odds winning the Lottery. If you ve EVER been married before, listen, you made a promise to someone, you Looked them in the eye and said, Till death due us part. YOU LIED!!! I don’

To My Hero
JOSEPH B. 'JOE' VENEZIA March 26, 1939-Jan. 9, 2008 SELMA -- Joseph B. "Joe" Venezia, 68, of 30 Starfield Lane in Selma, died Wednesday at Wayne Memorial Hospital. Born in Teaneck N.J., Joe was the son of the late Benjamin and Jean Rizzo Venezia. He was a member of St. Luke United Methodist Church and the Wayne Masonic Lodge #112. He was retired after 22 years from the U.S. Air Force and 25 years with the Federal Service, where he was a Construction Management Engineer. Funeral services will be held Friday at 7 p.m. at Shumate-Faulk Funeral Home Chapel with the family remaining for visitation afterwards. A graveside service will be held Saturday at 2 p.m. at Wayne Memorial Park with full military honors. Mr. Venezia is survived by his wife, Cheryl C. Venezia; five children, Joe B. Venezia Jr. of Goose Creek, S.C., Jerry C. Venezia of Zebulon, N.C., Jeffrey F. Venezia of Lexington, S.C., Valeria Barron of Franklinton, N.C., Woody Tew of Clinton, N.C.; seven grandchildren

Lol......not!
Wow...talk about day from HELL. This day has gotten Way too long and it's still not over. Went to the school to pick up my daughter Hunter and Morgan to take them to the horse club at the 4H. That went okay...yup...on my way back, in the middle of school and rush hour traffic my car decides to stop running. Stopped behind a school bus that was stopped at the railroad tracks. I know I know...a lot of stops..sigh. It just DIED. No great last gasp, no last agonal breath, nothing. After a few minutes the people behind me figured it out and started going around me. No one honked or yelled or gave me the finger, but I know they were irritated. Not one but TWO Jones County Sheriff's Deputies came to the rescue,turning their blues on and directing traffic. Then they told me to put it in neutral and they pushed me and my car to the side of the road. One of them popped the hood and did a sound/visual diagnosis(LOL). Said the alternator was draining the battery. He told me him

Anyone Know?
Anyone know of any good porn sites or anyone or and place that has good webcams to view? They have to be free naturally. My preferance is lesbian porn btw in case it matters. If you know where to find any...please let me know!! ~Amber~

War, Military, Etc.
i just need to rant about this right quick. first off, I SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!! i am probably the most patriotic person (civilian) that i know! ask anyone who knows me in person and they will say the same. i am all for supporting our soldiers, sailors, air men, marines, and even coasties. but enough is enough! i am ready (and i think everyone will agree with me on this) for our men and women to come home! it's not because of the gas prices or anything like that. it's because i'm tired of all of our men & women dying or coming back and having 'shell shock' (PTSD). i have seen both happen and it's not pretty. my brother is a sailor in the U.S. Navy and i have previously dated two soldiers (who are actually the best men i have met thus far in life). i've known plenty of men that have gone to war. they never come back the same. any soldier or marine will tell you that they LOVE combat. they love it! but they are homesick, cold/hot, and just plain tired. whether they admit it or not, that i

A Creed To Live By !!!
Don't underestimate your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Don't take for granted the things closet to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless. Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all these days of your life. Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. Don't be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Don't shut love out of your life by saying its impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; and the best way to keep love is to give it wings. Don't dismiss your dreams; to be witho