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Whats The Deal?
ya know.. im not a person who usually lets myself be bothered by little things... but i ended up rather upset last night.... I had a New Yrs eve party, i had invited alot of ppl to the party. Quite a few ppl had rsvp'd that they would be attending, yet when the time of the party rolled around, only 20 some ppl showed up. Whats the deal?!!? If you say you are going to show up, then show up!!! If something comes up, well then call and say hey look this and that came up not gonna make it!!! I even called some of the ppl and they said oh yeah, im on my way.... yet they never showed. there was one person, i was really hoping would show up, yet they didnt. called the house and was told that they went out with a "friend". Guess i dont count as a friend anymore.... well i got that message real clear. Anyway, just wondering how its so hard for ppl to stick to their plans and show up when they say they are.
She lies on the bed ..pills by her head.. thinking of the days when he made her smile he left her alone ..never came home no one around to help her now this is her choice .. this is her how this life of pain is almost over now the darkness seeps into her view the world turns gray this is her choice ..this is her day M.A.S
Death Metal
Well I have lived in Montana for about a year and a half. I have been in a few bands in my life, all in Florida. Now I'm 35 and going to get some more equipment, as most of my old stuff is gone. I'm gettin ready to do it 1 more time. It's time to make Torturedgrace a band and not just a screename. So are there any death metal musicians close in Montana?
There are moments in your life that make you and sets the course of who your're going to be. Sometimes they're little, suitable moments. Sometimes, they're big moments you never saw coming. No one asks for their life to change, but it does. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who are are....
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Free Phone!
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Why Is It A Bad Thing
I was listening to a friend of mine today and he say a psting get shreded and the person whom posted a bad scolding, He just a simple little questionn about a Herb and it was for seen as a bad thing, So I want to know when is it ILLEGAL to mention its name like his name that shall not be mentioned ( The Dark Lord), So if it is offensive to people turn the page or the station why should as a human be told what to say and where ??? What gives I thought that we have people fighting and dieing for freedom of speech... Sorry Had to let it out .. Didn't mean to offend any one..
Men Vs. Women
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. _____ WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do y ou alw ays carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." _____ UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. _____ MARRIA
Okay now i realize that all u young dudes love refering to us WOMEN as MILFs. In fact, you may even think you are giving a high compliment to a woman who hasnt let herself go after having kids. Well i have to tell ya, think about it, Mother I'd Like to F#@%?? thats pretty insulting & vulgar. Come on, if it were your mother and someone said thats a mother i'd like to f@#&, wouldnt u wanna kick thier ass??? Any woman out there that likes to be called a milf must have some serious self esteem issues in my opinion. So come on guys, if you really are trying to impress a woman, or let them know that you think they're goodlooking, i'm sure you can come up wth something that doesnt sound so damn trashy~!
New Year Unblocked Every One
with the 2007 came to an end i have unblocked every one on my block list hoping for a better year. and it gives every one a clean sheet. as i do feel that i can be a nicer person in 2008 .
So I'm truely and honestly bored out of my mind. Jess (my wife) Drove to dallas air port tonight to go pick up her cuz. He is stationed near us in the air force. So the family thing kicked in and she went to go pick him up. Now im sitting here kids in bed, not tired (been on leave for 2 weeks and stayed up way to late every night) and im bored out of my freakin mind! So what is there to do when your all by yourself? Not a whole hell of alot.
What Was I Thinking
Well I just got back from shaving and showering. Normal activity but tonight I lost my mind. I got a wild hair and ended up shaving off my goutee. This is the first time in 10 years that I haven't had facial hair. But I will probably grow it right back. I just look freaky right now.
D's Rants
I love Fubar it's a great place to come chat, and all that, but there are some people on here that make me laugh. for instance I seen a status change on a friend of mine's profile asking someone else why he blocked her without chance to reply! from what I was told by my friend she had rated him already before, he doesn't even return the favor of rating her back, she later returns to his profile not remembering who's she has rated already, because she likes to rate and help out friends. Well she realizes she can't rate him again so early so she ends up leaving him. so I figure from what it looks like on his screen that she just visits him and does nothing. (now I would say ok whatever you don't want to rate me, I don't care.) maybe he didn't see her rating him before because when you get so many rates I'm sure he's gotten plenty when on auto 11, he didn't see her early rates. but what he does is laughable and made me laugh. he blocks her after leaving a message on her profile :-O
This Year, I Will...
... Lose the rest of my baby weight, and then some. I will NOT sleep with my baby daddy, no matter how phenominal the sex is. I will stop putting out on the first date - maybe then I'll get a second. I will begin going to dance practice again (I was a competitive Irish dancer [damn good one, too]for 16 years, until I broke my foot during a performance). I will get a job that will secure my financial future. I will not go into debt, as I just paid off 15k of it. I will not run my car into the ground. lol I will continue smoking the reefer, because I'm much more fun when I'm stoned. I will potty train my son. I will buy a new camera and start my own side business. And most importantly, I will make sure to include my son in every decision I make regarding my future, as he IS my future... and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Buy Me Lol
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Plz Help Her Out
tiggers my homeboi@ fubar
When you all read this It will be January 2nd 2008 which is my birthday anyways just thought that I would say something about it later.
Goodbye Bullshit!!!
goodbye bullshit..... Category: Life looks like some of you (u know who u are out there) had been going thru pretty rough patches when it's towards the end of the year *sighs.. but i want you to know that none of you out there is alone : )) im here, im there (in the situation too) but i's how we would like to take things..personally or not, but deep down time will always tell how strong friendships will last : )) so to my friends, emo is one thing...but being happy n optimistic is always more important ..not easy i know but don't worry, you have me and i'll try to make your days.. lol...okay that's done, another new year and i guess time to really renew my friendships with people i've lost in touch with LOL.. we'll see..and no thats not a resolution cause i don't believe in them no more, too lazy to stick to them.. lazy..i admit it. I have made some true friends this year and i want to thank you for everything. yea there were times we got into fights b
Texas Tech
tell me somebody wathced that come back victory today.go tech
This Will Make You Cry
Sent by: Andrea/mypt/*d.t.s.*{+10}S.S. PoisBR-Eva6ft{v4v}(AR){REV}fam />These were made for you to use as support to the mother!!December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNO LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY BABY GIRL.... SHE DIED ON HER 3MONTH BDAY........SHE HAD 6 FRACTURED RIBS..... BOT
Sugar Bowl
I WILL START BY APOLOGIZING TO MY FRIENDS THAT ARE FANS OF UNIVERSITY OF HAWAII FOOTBALL. YOU HAD ONE HELL OF A SEASON. BUT....WELCOME TO BIG BOY FOOTBALL (i.e. the SEC). if your opponents are glorified high school teams, you can have a 12-0 season. I do realize that coach June Jones has turned a 0-12 program into national ranking and a BCS bowl game. June Jones, I remember well as a backup quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons behind Steve Bartkowski (when Bartkowski would get knocked out...literally, June got some playing time and did a respectable job, as he is doing there in Hawaii. With that said, welcome to BIG BOY football and a formidable national championship caliber team. UGA a very proud school in the Southeastern Conference (SEC). Sorry some lessons have to come so hard, but life is hard. University of Georgia 2008 SUGAR BOWL CHAMPIONS
New Joint Page With My Honey
new page my beautiful bamagal and i check it out leave some rates! show some love we will return it! Angie@Eric@ fubar
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! Ladies Title it "Boyfriend Application" Guys Title it "Girlfriend Application" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18. Would you dance with me? 19.
I Spent The Night Fighting For U Care?
okay so my exbf IMs me and like we had an argument before about me and older guys. so tonite he IMs me and asks me and i tell him and he gets down my throat. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!and oh yah like 20 mins b4 this my bf yelld at me. and here i am fuckin fightin for him. i hope he cares. sxeguitars88: hey Northern Heart15: hey whats up sxeguitars88: not much sxeguitars88: you Northern Heart15: same sxeguitars88: cool Northern Heart15: hows the college life sxeguitars88: good. ready to go back to it. i hate durham Northern Heart15: hah oh ur home?when do u go back sxeguitars88: i\'m leaving the 19th Northern Heart15: oh wow for barton sxeguitars88: yup Northern Heart15: nice Northern Heart15: ne new love interest? sxeguitars88: no particular one. i have sights on a few but no definites Northern Heart15: aww sights lol sxeguitars88: yeah Northern Heart15: idk its funny sxeguitars88: lol basically there are 2 if i really tried i could and one i just started talking to N
So, I've came to the conclusion that I'm sick of the way everyone is so shallow. I'm not completely innocent but, still. I'm very frustrated right now with just about everyone. I'm sick of everyone...why can't you respect me? is it THAT hard?? really, think about it. I respect you so why can't you do the same back? you want to be respected from other people, why treat me like shit. lately it seems like all the guys i find just want sex, if you won't talk about 24/freaking 7, or have sex with them their done with you. thats fucking bullshit! it's soooooo stupid! you can't tell me i'm pretty and "like" me but then when you figure out i'm not going to fuck you like everyone else you come across you ditch me. I'm done with all this bullshit. If i say no, i fucking said NO. I'm about to just be bitchy with everyone, if you're going to get an attitude with me about stupid bullshit like that, then I'm going to have one back at ya. I'm so sick of everyones crap. stop asking me the same fucki
Ok Ladies I Want To Know?
I would like to know what you have in your undie drawer. Dose it in face prove who you are in bed.please.
Do You
You post bulletins whining about someone else getting the spotlight. Make 08 great and stfu :) thanks
A friends is a person to laugh and cry with, An inspiration, Someone who lends a helping hand, though friends may not be forever, And they may not end up together, the memories of a true friendship will last forever. A friends is not a shadow nor a servant But someone who hold a peice of a person in his/her heart. Someone who shares a smile, Someone who brightens up your day What makes a person a friend? Is by saying your Love will stay.
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Skin For Lounge Coding
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and a skank
i used to think that id never find a guy that would complete me. That would fill my hole in my heart from Jan 94. But he changed all that, I dont wana be without him. I actually love him, he makes me happy. For once in a relationship it's love all around, not just one sided. He alwyas makes me smile & laugh. I could be pissed off but he can jus walk in n im completely forgetting bout why i was mad. He makes me be the girl I want to be not the girl i was always pretending to be. Im always happy, whether i see him or talk to him. As long as I have him somehow. I smile in the morning when I wake up & end my night wit a smile. WE hate to be away from each other, we hate saying goodbye at the end of the night. GAHHHH I LOVE HIM 11.17.07
Love And Sex
LOve ND SEX You do it for money not love No don't kiss meLove That isn't' part of the deal Sex is sex, love is love Don't talk, don't touch, don't feel Working girls just work Its' the money, not the sex Definitely not for love Its' the money, your money Sex is sex, love is love Drugs are bought with money You have money I give sex Sex and drugs are had with a deal Love is an arrangement Between two similar minded people Sex is sex Love is love
"let It Go"
Let It Go... by T. D. Jakes There are people who can walk away from you. AND HEAR ME WHEN I TELL YOU THIS! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you--let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead. You've got to know when it's over. Let me tell you something. I've got the gift of good-bye. It's the tenth spiritual gift, I believe in good-bye. It's not that I'm hatef
Whats Up Bitches?
I just wanted to say hi to everyone, not that anybody will read this. :)
The Truth About Love!
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love."
My Adult Space
Hi all, as the site where I used to link some pics and videos to my lounge has closed down, I have joined another site hopoing to link from there soon. In the mean time I am also posting some pics to that site that are not in this account if you are interested. It seems each month they have contests for hottest face, tit, bum etc and I have entered 3 categories if you are interested in dropping by there to check the pics out. VOTE FOR MEBEST FACEBEST ASSBEST TITS Hope you all had a Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year.
Too Forgiving Or Just Too Stupid?
It is really hard to accept someone back into your life after they have done so many deceitful things and told so many unspeakable lies, but you do it because they are family and you love them and you truly believe they have really changed this time. And so you are willing to start with a clean slate and give them the benefit of the doubt, but yet they hurt you and the rest of the family with one more unspeakable lie. And what hurts the most is not how they hurt you, but how they hurt others in your family. And what pisses you off is that they played you and others for the fool for one last time! And what really sucks is that you can never, ever trust them again because even if they do one day truly change, you will never believe them. And so from now on, you will never allow them to get close again, but you will always love them and hope for the best for them.
To My John
All my life I longed to find someone with a spirited heart like mine Whose spirit soars wild and free and would share our life's destiny... To escape the city noise and neon lights and enjoy the splendor of star filled nights To share our free spirits and hearts and walk paths yet unmarked... To share Gods Blessings with each other and enjoy the mysteries of our Earth Mother Someone who thrills to Red Hawks in flight whose soul stirs at wolf's cry in the night I go alone to the Sacred Fire always searching for my heart's desire Someone with a fiery spirited soul who would make my life complete and whole Then from the West came distant heartbeats our two spirited souls destined to meet... I knew it wasn't just a chance of fate that I had found my lost soul mate Our destinies guided by God above our hearts found our long lost love Throughout eternity and the winds of time I am yours and you are forever mine You will always walk by my side and share
The Plan
Okay, here's the plan: 1) Back off and allow those men who want to marry men, marry men. 2) Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women. 3) Allow those people who want to abort their babies, abort their babies. 4) In three generations, there will be no democrats!!! Man, I love it when a plan comes together............
Its Freakin Wednesday
Ok so i am such an ass....damn i thought it was Monday...yea its NOT..its HAPPY HUMP DAY!! So Sorry didnt mean to screw with ur heads early this morning already!! Love, ~Carrie~ ;)
When Your
when your sitting at home alone with no one to talk to what do you do? do you sit there try to get some on the internet or call every bodie you know? i always sit there and think what i have to look forwards to the next day. not about what should i be doing to not be alone but what i have for the day coming i know i have friends and they have there lifes. so why try to get them to devote all there time to you? you know there just one person! and you have to share. but when your sitting get home alone it really just makes you love the time and things you do together. all the time in the world could not add up to the fun you have with them. yes you could have fun with them have all there time but deep down inside you some were you know that its not as much fun when you keep all there free time to your self. every bodie needs a break every now and then.besides they need to have fun with other so they can come back get you and go have the same fun. so dont be down hearted but glad for the
January 9,2008
I hope all of you had a great new year and are all safe and sound. I saw alot of you on yesterday which was a good thing, Well This si going to be short as I have to sick kids i am watching so I hope you all have an awesome day and I will try my hardest to be here to help. THEEANGEL07@ fubar Jarrod@ fubar crazy180@ fubar gomer@ fubar
Friends (69)- o.k. then!!! wish i really could 69 right about now!!! LOL Family (3) Fans (34) Fan-of.. (5)
Christmas In The Dust
I had no Christmas spirit when I breathed a weary sigh, And looked across the table where the bills were piled too high. The laundry wasn't finished and the car I had to fix, My stocks were down another point, the Dolphins lost by six. And so with only minutes till my son got home from school I gave up on the drudgery and grabbed a wooden stool. The burdens that I carried were about all that I could take, And so I flipped the TV on to catch a little break. I came upon a desert scene in shades of tan and rust, No snowflakes hung upon the wind, just clouds of swirling dust. And where the reindeer should have stood before a laden sleigh, Eight Hummers ran a column right behind an M1A. A group of boys walked past the tank, not one was past his teens. Their eyes were hard as polished flint, their faces drawn and lean. They walked the street in armor with their rifles shouldered tight, Their dearest wish for Christmas, just to have a silent night.
Quite Squirley...
I am not really the type of woman who cries at the small things or gets upset because someone else is having a bad day...but recently...well in the last 6 months i noticed me becoming more and more aware of emotion. I am not refering to others emotions....rather, my own. I have always said that i have the gift of goodbye...i know that people come and go in your life...they will get out of you what is good for them...and for no reason dissappear...not that they are bad just loose the "connection". My delima comes from not wanting to let go...not wanting to give up...but, the truth of the matter is I DID. i, in true fashion of myself(my selfish self)let go of people in my life when i was having it rough. I went through a very tough time(just stress and LIFE, and other things) about a month ago and during this time instead of relying on those close to me- i pushed them away. I, in my stressed out state, thought that if i could just handle my problems on my own- it would make
My Hair
I just cut my hair like a full inch off,, I was at my moms yesterday and she keeps saying it looks bad,, the ends are separated.. since i dyed my hair black i think they hate it my folks,, but she talked me into shortinin,,i said fuck it,, and instead of going to our old haircutter woman i did it my self,, taking tonight to show everyone.... i did try and leave it slightly longer in back,, i cant go totalbutch aaaaaaaa....... any advice from anyone? i thought my hair looked good in the last pic for 2007 in the pink top tho... love all my friends on Fubar,, I will write soon,,... xoxoxox Caroline
Oral Sex Position
Oral Sex Positions Oral Sex! We all love it. Men or women, doesnt matter, we like to sit back and have our naughty bits serviced. For women the reasons seem to be because a good percentage of the ladies cant reach climax without the direct clitoral stimulation that comes from oral sex by their man. For the men the enjoyment seems more psychological. Men like the fact that they are in control and have power, they also are just lazy and sometimes the fact that there is no pressure to please their partner can let them relax and simple enjoy the ride. Whats you favorite position for giving oral? Most people think that there is just one way to give their partner a little lip lovin? The truth is that there are lots of ways to give your partner that special kiss. From multiple types of 69ing to positioning different ways to insert the penis in the mouth, or more efficient ways to access the clitoris, there are a million ways to get that special someone to suck you off. The most
New Years Resolutions
I don't know what is NSFW and what isn't, lol. So what the hell. This is my first ever blog, so depends on how bad it is, it may be my first and only. Does anyone make Resolutions anymore? I do every year, and some I keep and some I don't, but try hard. SOme are just personal goals that I like to accomplish. I know, and a few of you are kind enough to point out, that I have alot personality flaws. In the hopes of being a better person, here is my list of resolutions: Be less sarcastic Think less about what other people may think Be nicer to people, and less of a bitch Be more tolerant of others Think more before I speak Personal Goal of mine is to take at least 3 classes this year and maybe start working towards a career or at least a better job. Now me and Chris also have a stupid playful little goal. We are going to try and have sex in 6 different states, and in 6 different houses, lol. Our house, hotels, motels don't count, lol. We started off the NEw Year
Heavy Metal
Hey, wassup? Here is the link to the demos from Brainslave and Oblivion (my solo project). Good Thrash metal. Hope you go and check it out. Also, feel free to comment. Thanx for reading. Six Strings Of Hell
Live Life Like Theres No Tommarrow
hello peeps, sorry i didnt get around to wish everyone a happy new year,but 07 went out for me like a car wreck. the nite of the 27th of dec , i was taken to hospital by my family, with severe intestinal pain. was admitted to hospital and went thru a ton of test and procedures, and 12/30 and 12/31, had 3 tumors removed from upper intestine, but the most shocking one was the tumor they found while doing a upper gi and confirmed on a ct scan. i'm not going to get into anymore details, but when someone says live life like theres no tommarrow, do it
Two Priests
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has some soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap in his hands and heads back to the showers. He gets halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls his dick. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look," says the 2nd nun... "A soap dispenser." To test her theory she also pulls his dick...and sure enough he drops the last bar of soap. The third nun then pulls, first once, then twice and three times. Still nothing happens. So she tries once more and to her delight she yells... "Look, hand cream!"
Santini Bio
Steve Santini - Biography - Steve Santini was born and raised in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. While in school at the age of 13 Steve was asked to prepare a biographical book report on legendary escapologist Harry Houdini. As a direct result of this assignment, Steve became fascinated with Houdini and with the art of escape in particular and began to try and duplicate some of the vaudevillian magicians releases. By the tender age of 14, without a formal mentor or any methodology other than what he himself came up with, Steve Santini had freed himself from official Police manacles and handcuffs, jail cells, and had even mastered dangerous underwater escapes while chained and otherwise restrained. This period of intense experimentation led to Steve leaving home at age 15 and apprenticing himself to a Toronto locksmith where he worked for two years learning all he could about locks and locking devices, (In time Steve would work for other locksmithing firms and he event
Other Contact
if anyone wants to chat you can reach me at Danger_Ranger_76 on yahoo just give me a shout
Putting Fat Sonny And Other Friends On Here Down
im being myself today (bitch mode alert!!!!) i have come to realize some peeps takes this site and others way too seriously.... to the point of becoming a total ass plug..... i have also decided to stoop to their level and post my thoughts........ bashing people on bulletins and blogs that are my friends.....that are detailed on my page gets you automatically deleted.... one whom says they are a non drama oriented person has brought all the drama he could come up with........ (bless his little fucktard heart..... i lose no sleep over who says what about me..... if you are so bored in your own life and it amuses you to do so then go ahead..... but putting up bulletin after bulletin because one person pissed you off........ though in a certain one i must laugh uncontrollably at the responding statement on a shout that was post in which someone(not naming) was called a "inbred cousin fucker"..... by a friend (not naming)...... i must say i have not laughed that hard in a while and i w
Hello my name is Tammy I am 40 yrs old and a mother of three 25,23 and my 18 yr old which lives with me expecting her first born (son) and my forth grandson. He is due on March 22, 2008. My last relationship lasted 16 yrs married 10 of those. It ended in seperation 2 yrs or so ago. It was a verbally abusive relationship. I am looking for a friend in hopes of a very nice and long lasting relationship. I put 16yrs into someone who just let it go so easy. I want to know that I am not wasting another 16 yrs. I have not dated in 2 yrs or so since seperation because of the fear of wasting my time. My 18 yr old told me to get back on the horse and not to let it scare me so hear I am. I think that is why I want to take it slow and see what happens I am very loving and very trusting so I think slow is the best way to go for now.
I felt myself drowning in you. Drowning in your eyes, your smile, your soul. Now I feel myself just drowning. Drowning in loneliness, sadness and despair. How could you just walk away? Didnt I truly matter to you? How could it be so easy to just give up? Am I not worth fighting for? Help me. Im drowning. Drowning in loneliness, sadness and despair.
Don't piss down my back then tell me it is raining. You just had to walk in before I kicked the table beneath my feet. If I can't have any friends I thought why not hang from the ceiling. Just because I FUCKING ordered, doesn't mean I can't look at the menu. Not that there's any other fish in this sea. Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause population. Fuck "more the merrier" there's only one person I need to feel this sinsation. If you need directions you can take the road that's down my sleeve, This time I'm taking you with me, but the cuffs are on you; so good luck trying to leave! I hope one day I can cross your ocean, without feeling the puncture of your teeth. Believe me I'd rather drown myself, then knowing you have the power to pull me beneath. There's so much oxygen that I forgot to breathe You're only making things worse, I find my self running backwards every time. Fuck that I changed my fucking mind. Jesus loves you so I won't have to. I hope you sleep softly with
I was so out of it yesterday! We got home around 1:45am yesterday from the party that I said I was going to only have 1 or 2 drinks at. was more like 4-5. I never felt drunk though and that was over a period of 7 hours so that wasn't bad. We didn't wake up yesterday until 11:30 am! Almost noon. I never do that. EVER. I spent the entire day doing much of nothing because I was so tired. I did manage to vacuum the floors....with my Roomba robot vacuum cleaner. LOL I think it is my favorite toy. I can't wait for my Scooba. My step mother was supposed to give that to us too but she said they were sold out and she would buy it as soon as they restocked them. The Scooba cleans the floors where the Roomba vacuums them. Today, Peter went back to work. He has been off for the last 2 weeks! He was very proud of himself because he got his garage cleaned and organized over the weekend. Now if he can only keep the boys out of it, it might stay clean! They love to b
Zoolander Faces
I just watched this movie not too long ago and it cracked me up. Now I'm starting to see people making those faces in their pictures as well. Just take the time to google the movie and then see for yourself..lmao
Moment's In Time!!
You know, I hear "Fubar Sucks" all the time. Anytime I hear that I cringe. Why? Because Fubar is not a person, not a single entity. Fubar is a NETWORK of people. Without PEOPLE Fubar would simply be a void on the web. So if you feel like "Fubar Sucks" what your really saying is "I suck", "You Suck", or "We all fucking suck". When I talk about Fubar with people who have never been here I describe as "Myspace On Steriods". It's a site where you practically forced to associate with others. IE So n So just checked you out!! OMG ITS A HOTTIE!! I have to see So n So. You had a choice...but you seriously couldnt resist the sexy motherfucker rating you photos a ten or an eleven. Now your rating all theirs! Boom a relationship has begun. Some other things I hear alot on fubar as well are the words "CREEP" "PERV" and finallly "Stalker" NEW'S FLASH !!!! PERVS CREEPS AND STALKERS ARE IN REAL LIFE TOO!! In real life what would you do if you ran into one of these individuals. Ignore
Random Bs
What is the point of voting? No matter how we vote, the electoral college is the true decider of whom takes the reigns. An outdated idea that was used to carry the supposed voice of the people when we had, not , the technology to voice our own thoughts. Now we do, and we still have the electoral college. We say one thing, then the college say something, if it is different from what we say oh well, the collages votes determine the succession. The popular vote means shit. i.e.: "...the Presidential Election of 2000 when Democratic candidate Al Gore won the plurality of the national vote, but failed to win the majority of the Electoral College."(per Wikipedia)
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It's really really annoying when people from the north or north east tell me I DONT KNOW COLD. If its 40 Degrees out and Im cold its my business, Im sorry if you live where it get -20 below too bad for you and Im sure youre cold too. I tell someone its 29 degrees out and get my head bit off cause I just dont understand what cold is . Well up yours, next time its 115 in the shade in July and youre bitching about 90 degrees I'll be sure to return the favor Someone bring me a midol
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Painful Things U Cannot Change
My illness played a anxiety, fears, and doubts...but in the end it was my failure to resist...I lacked the strength to prevail...and it cost me the love of my life... Julie was my first real love...the woman who had intended on marriage and one day kids....we were together six months...but my illness insisted I leave her...for reasons Im not quite certain even to this day... I left alot...possibly out of fear...even though I loved her still so much...eventually she came to the idea I didn't love wrong she the end she didn't take me back...and the results I faced were dire... I attempted suicide depression became severe...and my bipolar condition worsened beyond anyones assumptions...I was also hospitilized... to this day I blame myself...I live with this burden heavy on my shoulders...for losing the only happiness Iv ever had in my entire life...for not being strong enough to counter my illness...I hate myself....and my illness....s
Jump The Bar
Despite the drunkards and the funny ways they fall down; despite the whirlygirls with platinum asses twisting to song; despite tip jars overflowing with legal tender. . . despite all this, bartending can still be a boring affair. Who could tire of a job like that, some might ask, a job where beer is your letterhead, booze is your secretary, and a disco ball is your desk lamp? But every job sometimes gets boring. Even if youre a cameraman for porno flicks, eventually youll find yourself yawning through the entire hermaphro-dwarf Jell-O orgy scene. Ho-friggin'-hum. So, on a boring night, when nothing is happening and the job seems little more than a meaningless trudge between the customers and the spigots -- a bar brawl is just the thing to break the monotony. Say what you want about violence, but it sure can electrify a room. When that first table topples over and that first beer bottle smashes on the floor, the shatter of glass reverberating through the room
Musiic On My Page
how do i change the music on my page
Ok...this is a new site for me and learning my way around here. I've already begun to make friends and for those of you that are thank you for the welcome. Here to make friends. and a HAPPY & PEACEFUL NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL.
The First Of Many
Ok, new year, new start, new blog... ...another cheesy start, gets em everytime! So here we are in 2008, one step closer to death and another birthday. So far, in the first week of 2008, I have done things I'd never done before (no further details are available at the moment...or "Its none of your business what i did")and I've quit smoking. Yes, i've quit smoking...and it's hell! Everything has been good untill yesterday when I tuned into the background noise generated by an unwatched tv, and caught the beginning of an went "Giving up smoking isnt easy...". Now usually, I would have dismissed it, but at that precise moment, I immediatly thought of cigarettes and wanted one. I'd gone all day without thinking about or wanting one. Suddenly, the cravings were back, the fingers wouldnt sit still and I went from a calm state, to one of quiet frenzy. Even as I write this, I'm gagging for a smoke, but im determined to beat it. Its been 2 days now and I get aggita
Howdy To All My Fu Friends
I am just letting all of my friends on here know that I still think about them, I have over 360 of you now so it is hard to keep up with all of you. I wanted to let you all know also that I wasn't ignoring any of you and wanted to say "Thanks for being friends with me on here". Over the next few weeks I will try my hardest to send a personal message to each of you just too see how you are all doing. I hope you all have a good year this year, and may all your good dreams come true. Mike "roughstuff" Stalker
I'm In My First Consest, Can U Help Me Out?
Can you help me win this contest please?!?! No comments are needed, you just have to rate the pic! Thank you for all your help. *muah*
My Life
Alright you all. I am on the air right now at or you can find me in the stinkeye radio lounge Or hit me up on yahoo at awas46710. I will play your requests, dedications, or what have you.
Photo Ratings
I posted a mum about rating pics.**Not lookin for 10 ratings, mind you!** But thanx to those that have, did, and will :) I just found it interesting that while I created this mum, my display pic, which happens to be a drawing and not one of mine, was rated below a 10. Not once, but twice! LMAO I just thought that was funny as hell! Very ironic at best! At least peeps are being active!! LMAO Keep it real, love it!! ~Peace~
A Real Boyfriend
Don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.....just read this, it will make a difference..... When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hoody [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you [ Tease her back and m
Sgt. Eddie Jeffers And Our Military
Hello: Everyone needs to read this! SGT. Edmund John Jeffers' words were some of the most touching, inspiring and most truthful words spoken since the tragedy of 9/11 - and since our nation went to war. SGT. Jeffers was a strong soldier and talented writer. He died in Iraq on September 19, 2007. He was a loving husband, brother and son. His service was more than this country could ever grasp - but the least you can do for the man who sacrificed his life for you ... is listen to what he had to say. To all who call themselves Americans. Hope Rides Alone. Hope Rides Alone By Eddie Jeffers I stare out into the darkness from my post, and I watch the city burn to the ground. I smell the familiar smells, I walk through the familiar rubble, and I look at the frightened faces that watch me pass down the streets of their neighborhoods. My nerves hardly rest; my hands are steady on a device that has been given to me from my government for the purpose of taking the lives
So as of today I still hate moving.. I hate packing.. so much shit to pack, especially when you have a 5 yr old running around destroying things... lol trying to decide what to keep and whatnot to keep... oh well such is life... gotta love military moves I guess hahahaha... Anywho thats my day.. packing packing love it......
My Brother
Hey everyone please pray for my brother, he got into a motercycle accident on new years eve. He has a broke leg, a fractured arm and a cracked skull and he has blood on his brain so hes pretty out of it! So please just prey for my brother! TY!!
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My New Years Weekend
Non-stop party. Malibu and Cranberry. Rum and Coke. Tequila shots. 17 to be exact. Drunken friends in the back of my jeep. Hot tub antics. Half Naked snow angels. Very naked boys in the hot tub! Steel Garden is a very lucky place. 6 numbers in 3 hours. woo-woo! Drunk Krystn. Sober Susan. Flashing the 'wicked' panties in the bar. nights to short and the days too long. Mostly spent sleeping. Guitar Hero Rocks! No ditches. One more year to go and we get to do it all over again! yea!
Help Us Or Me
Hey there! Well I had to get your attention somehow didn't I? *grin* Now Repost please :) Honeyshine & OhioBBW are in a Contest, for cutest couple so if you would, please go and give us your rate! We'd appreciate it! *Note this is not a comment bombing contest, only rates count* Thanks so much!! And if you have a few extra moments.... Please Click On The Link Below & Rate then Leave a Comment or Two Thanks! Hearts For OhioBBW And We are Both Up For Auction Honeyshine OhioBBW **Im not eligible for the bonus** Happy New Year!! This Notice is Brought to you By: OhioBBW & Honeyshine (repost of original by '**Dj OhioBBW** ~ **The Sisterhood** ~Fu-Wifey to Honeyshine~ Member of *Misfit Angels* Crew' on '2008-01-02 13:10:20')
goodbye to all my fubar of luck to you all in 2008
Two Men On A Bus/one Woman!!
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more. "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '." $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
My First Happy Hour
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Why I;ve Been Weird Lately
No one is for real about anything anymore, and words like Integrity, Honesty, Loyalty and Committment are useless words that will be lost on the majority of you. I'm not really here 'looking' for anything or anyone. IF YOU CAN'T BE HONEST WITH ME, GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!! For anyone that is actually interested and is taking the time to read this...... I'm sure you think I'm an asshole already and I'm sorry for that. I am just too burned out on stupid people out to amuse themselves at my expense. I just don't have any patience anymore and have come to expect stupid shit from stupid people. There are things lately that have been bothering me but I do not feel I should express them at this time. I may put down more later, for those who are genuinely interested. By the way, I don't understand Ebonics. So, you can keep your wanna-be 'Gangster/Ghetto-speak' and illiterate bullshit to yourselves. I actually know how to speak correctly and expect others to do the same.
Not All Men Are Equal !!!
You know it's really very funny , in a conversation with a friend of mine the other day he and I both concluded that 98 % of men today really suck at sex and women in general !!! I talk to all of my friends male and female every day about sex and my adventures that i've had in my life ! That just it I have come to think that I must be in the upper 2% of the world and its a great feeling !!! Now the men who read this of course will disagree due to thier large egos. First ,, through talking to most women you soon find the largest complaint by far is that men always get thiers and get off leaving the woman unsatisfied . HHHMMM Number two has been that men don't last long enough !!! Followed by lack of romance , lack of will to explore new things ,, ect !!! Things that i hear from the women in my life have always confused me , hell the things my friend look at me crazy for fucking scares me !!! What the hell is wrong with men today ,, what a bunch of pussys !!! Guys that dont
Lonely Road
This Lonely Road Down this lonely road Through life, I wander around. Searching for someone, Who doesn't want to be found. Reach out my hands, But there's no one to reach for. It's such lonely feeling, Like standing at a locked door. So I carry on, How much longer does it go? Staring down this lonely road, I think, I may never know! The end of this lonely road, is nowhere in sight. So I promise to seek you out, For the rest of my life!
For My Female Friends
I.B.I.C. is looking for more members! We are an all female group! I.B.I.C. stands for Insane Bitches In Command! If you would like to join all you have to do is go to my blog and add, rate and fan all the members listed!When you are done with that add I.B.I.C. in your name somewhere then let me know so I can add you to the blog and the home page! Rules 1. You must have I.B.I.C. added to your name! 2. You must treat everyone of the sistas with the respect that you would like to be given to you! 3. If you have any problems with another I.B.I.C. member come to me with the problem! 4. No Drama! 5. Repost any I.B.I.C. bullys you see! 6. Please help the sisters level when they ask for help! Thank You, ~Mydnyte~Founder of I.B.I.C.~D.S.C.~Real Wife To Jayrod874~ ~Mydnyte~Founder of I.B.I.C. ~D.S.C.~Real Wife To Jayrod874~.@ fubar Meet My Sweet Sistas! ~Mydnyte~Founder of I.B.I.C.~ D.S.C.~Fu G/F To Freya~@ fubar Mystfy~I.B.I.C.~♥D.
Found Love Again
For awhile after I lost my first love Jamie. I thought that I won't be able to love another the way that I loved Jamie, but then a very lovely, beautiful girl that came back in to my life. I met her a year ago when Jamie and I was apart. Just recently she had made me feel like I can love again and that Jamie would want me to be happy again. My baby haves away that make me go weak and I start to studding when talking to her on the phone. I would do any thing for her and I care for her more then any thing. I'm enjoy life again and its because of her. I love you baby
In such a short while, memories of who I use to be, ravage my heart. I reach out to you... you've made me feel like a woman again. I'd forgotten who I was.... Lost in this tired day to day life. I am alive again- Free to feel - not living in my shell... unleashed to breathe an stretch. Everything is more vivid now.... Thanks to you. this is to a friend of mine who has made me very happy... You know who you are! xoxoxox
For everything there must come a last. A last minute, a last hour, a last month, day, or year. A last drink, a last coke, a last tequila, scotch, or beer. A last love, a last heart, a last kiss, hug, or rage... Or even the last words written on a page. But the worst last thing is your last breath because what is to follow will surely be your death.
I never stopped to realize How lonely I would be I never thought the day would come When you'd grow tired of me Your voice was never sweeter Than the day you said goodbye You'll never know how much it hurt Because I'm too big to cry If I knew then what I know now You'd still be kissing me Instead there's someone else's lips Where mine used to be I say hello and wish you well Each time I pass you by But you'll never know how much it hurt Because I'm too big to cry You never looked so wonderful As the day you walked away I used to say, "I love you" But that I could not say I can't forget you darlin' No matter how much I try You'll never know how much it hurt Because I'm too big to cry
Hanging Of David Sheely
The Hanging of David Sheely for the murder of his wife Nancy David Sheely was a young farmer, and he and his wife, Nancy, lived in a two-room cabin on Crooked Creek. In the late afternoon of June 5, 1847,David Sheely and group og his friends went to Beaver Creek, some distance from his home, on a fishing party. They started drinking. In a drunken boast, David invited the fisherman to go home with him where he said he would have his good wife, Nancy, draw and clean the fish and cook for them a fine breakfast of fish and cornbread. All of the men in a drunken condition arrived at the Sheely cabin at about two in the morning. Nancy refused to get up and cook for them. David was subject to the ridicule of the drunken friends because he could not control his wife. The intoxicated men however were overcome by sleepiness. David lay down in the bed beside his wife. The others sprawled on the floor of the cabin or on the grass in the yard outside the door. When Sheely awoke the following mor
No Name 2
Wanting, lusting, to be held, to be loved, to feel warmth, to feel your beating heart. Wanting to be sheltered from the cold, heartless winds. Falling into invisible arms; into an abyss of love. Wishing, hoping, that my desires will be filled; my desires of loving warmth. Wanting to be held, comforted, loved. Dreaming of passionate embraces, of tender kisses, loving words, romantic nights. Waiting for undying love.
My Rants
ok, i blog when stupid things piss me off. today someone told me that they support the members of the military who enlisted BEFORE the war...but not those who enlisted after it began. stupid people like this really aggravate me. how can you stand behind half your military and pretty much say screw the rest who joined the military to go to war and defend their country? i mean is there anyway this person's point of view is even remotely logical? you hear a soldier dies...does that mean you have to stop and find out how many years of service that person had before you decide whether youre sad for the person and their family, or whether you dont care because he only enlisted after the war started? i am obiviously proud of my husband, and i stand behind him even though hes never home, and his life is more or less in constant danger every time he deploys, but you know thats his job, he does his job because he loves it. he would lay his life down for this country any day of the week. it makes
My Life In Icons
Back To Work
Ok, today was the first day back to work since I dyed my hair black. And now I think I must have looked totally awful before I dyed it. I'm in TOTAL shock how many people stopped me and said how good my hair looked. :O And how becoming it was .. holey hell 8-P
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different
My Movie
Im looking for Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas. I looked eveywhere i can think of if u know a place. i can try let me know please
Here it is, 2 days into the year, and I already have people mad. I don't know how I do it so well, but I do. New year's was not memorable at all. I wish I could say it wasn't memorable because of the alcohol, but yeah, not drunk... I do hope 2008 gets better than how the year is going. Looking for a housekeeper. I hate cleaning, and I suck at it when I do clean. Changes going on at ome, may as well make one of them a VERY clean place. Some of you may be concerned that you are not on my list. I am sorry if I took you off, but I have this thing of keeping a small list. If I don't talk to you, I am not one to keep you around. Admittedly some of you I hated to do, communication...well, makes me bored. If you do want to talk more, I have no problem adding, or even re-adding you. I am gonna run before this gets too long
ok so I want to get my hair permed. The weather in North Carolina is pretty humid.Or it can be I mean. The best and easiest hairstyle for me and my frizzy hair is a perm. I'm not sure if I can get one though cause i just colored my hair in november. I dont want to over-process my hair. UGH! what should I do? right now I just end up putting my hair up most of the time. so help please!
What You Need To Know About Women
If you are a guy curious as to why you aren't "good enough" for that girl, read this:
1. Read less books. A little learning is a dangerous thing. Too much of it can really wreck your head. 2. Gain weight, at least 40 pounds. Didn't your mom always say you were bit skinny. 3. Cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you. 4. Watch more TV. It's very educational. Catch up on all those programs you missed down the years. 5. Draw up a list of people who were nasty to you in the past year, get your own back on them in the next year! 6. Drink more. Wasn't it Benjamin Franklin who said, beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. So be happy. 7. Eat more nice things like candy, Big Macs, popcorn and ice cream. Eat less crap like fresh fruit, vegetables and soy nuts. 8. Work less. Take it easy. All work and no play can make you a dull boy or girl. 9. Play more computer games. Scientists say they're good for you and improve your visual skills. But you always knew that. 10. Take up s
I am sitting here at my desk freezing. I just walked outside to get the mail and it is cold out there! My house says 70 degrees and usually that is warm enough but it sure doesn't feel like 70! I just put my warm fuzzy robe over my clothes. lol I have been working all day. I got spoiled with being off for a while. I don't know who reads my blogs anymore besides Martin, Kim and Steve? It seems that because of the stupid info of everyone voting on mumms and so and so left so and so a comment, no one sees any bodies stuff anymore. To me, Fubar has made it more of a pain in the ass to see the things your friends has done. Maybe it is time to start deleting people again. The ones who don't even bother and just use you as a number and points?? They won't notice anyway! haha I just thought I would take a 5 minute break from work. Kiss Martin.. ciao
First Fu Bar Blog
There are Whispers . There are whispers, they do not know! Friends, colleagues trying not to show Hidden glances, they are sure, they were told Rumours spread fast never slow . Love hurts, love comes and goes You take what it gives, with its gentle throw As subtle as a bulldozer removing the hedgerow So they comment, pass the odd remark, you know! . Under scrutiny you never match up There was always some one better, tut tut! Her friends cant see what she sees in you Heard a lot of things and they are all true . There was nothing nice of course Hes a real charlatan, everythings false Love for them is not a joining of two souls It is two teams aiming at different goals . Behind closed doors love is love Hearts, souls, minds became one hub Together romping in the same goal Making love in the secret moment s they stole . Holding hands they see the reflections In the shop windows amongst the trendy collections Of friends sideways glances, whispers and th
My Baby Made A Big Impression!
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Im trying to raise some fubucks, so i can get a spotlight, if any of my friends out there are willing to donate what they can for me, i would sooooo greatly appreciate it!!! HELP ME SPOTLIGHT BOYS
I Shake It For My Baby
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Just Me
I don't know what is lately but I don't feel happy anymore. Not happy with me is just depressing. All the drama is just too much for me I can't stand it anymore. Some saying I don't help out my friends, and because i take my husband's side on certain matter i'm not a good person WTF?!?! I'm going to make cookies with my kids read a book and chill i'm sick of people saying shit!! OUT! If i'm missing words or have spelling mistakes who the F**K cares!!
For The Ladies
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his forehead while on fire!!! No further studies are expected.
Lyrics I Like
Bet you thought that i'd be broken. Mascara streakin' down my cheek. Devastated, out the door way; In a daze, a state of disbelief. I bet you liked that; seeing me get mad. but, baby i wont satisfy your need. i've already been there, done that. I'll be fine, even if you leave. ahh ha ha ha ahh oh i dont need you anymore; ahh ha ha ha ahh oh and don't you know, That You, were the one that made me strong; you made me stand up on my own, with every cruel intention, you helped me find my independence. yeah it's all because of you, that i have the strength i do, to turn my pain to passion, instead of crashin'. Boy i'm thankin' you. ahh ha ha ha ahh oh Boy i'm thankin' you. ahh ha ha ha ahh oh Thinking back on how you changed me, everytime, you tried to put me down. even though you really hurt me, underneath, myself is what i found. so take a look inside these eyes now, and say the things you want to say to me. cuz i've already spread my wings out;
We're So Crazy In Luv
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The Pain Of Waxing! (from A Friend)
The pain of waxing!!!!! Poor women! *giggle* This is from a friend of mine that had me ROTFLMAO! It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the clear strips in your hand, peel them apart, press it on your leg (or wherever) and ignore the franticly rising cresendo of string instruments in the backround. No muss, no fuss. How hard could this be? I'm not the girliest of girls but im mecanically inclined so maybe I can figure out how this works. (you'd think) So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other, stuck together. Stuck together. I'm supposted to rub it in my hand to warm and soften the wax (I'm guessing). I go one better.... I pull out the hair dryer and heat the SOB to ten thousand degrees. Cold wax, my ass. (Oh, how that phrase will come back to haunt me.) I lay the strip across my thigh. I hold the around it and pull. OK, so it wasn't the best feeling in the world, but it
So Cute!! This Is Us
This Is My Promise To My Baby
i like to fish but i have no one to fish with so come and fish with me
Help Out A Friend!!!!
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New Member
Hi Everyone I just joined today and i totaly love this site its alot of fun so far .I hope i get to know a ton of you and find some great lounges to hang out in if any of you have suggestions let me know . Well i look forward to having alot of fun here and thanks to everyone that help me out today . Sweet
Repin Chargers Baby!
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The injustice Of justice Misjudges Another case It is not About Right and Wrong Just keeping The docket At pace The truth Be damned The gavel Slams And sends you To a place Where logic Is sparse And innocence Lost Regardless Of whats In their face By The Rev
Digital Television (dtv)regulatory Information
Digital Television (DTV)Regulatory Information DTV is a new type of broadcasting technology that will transform television as we now know it. DTV technology will allow broadcasters to offer television with movie-quality picture and CD-quality sound, along with a variety of other enhancements. DTV technology can also be used to transmit large amounts of other data into the home, which may be accessible by using your computer or television set. Log onto, for the FCC's consumer-oriented DTV website. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is the digital television transition? At midnight on February 17, 2009, all full-power television stations in the United States will stop broadcasting in analog and switch to 100% digital broadcasting. Digital broadcasting promises to provide a clearer picture and more programming options and will free up airwaves for use by emergency responders.What is the TV Converter Box Coupon Program? Congress created
How to deal with today's youth. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad would have a good one, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his answer. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
The first blond guy joke ! The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of
Cock Sucking Contest I Won
I rally dont know what i want, i think i want a woman, but i really fell attracted to guys... something about their really hard juicy cock slidding in and out of my mouth, i dunno, and it going into my Brown pie hole really triggers it..... if your interested leave me a message with your phone number i will call you back.....and my phone number is 207-907-6647...i cant be reached after nine pm but feel free to call any time for a blow job
This might make me sound like a Bitch, but so be it. Please if you want to chat in my SB, give me the courtesy of checking me out first so I can see who you are. I may or may not get back to you, but you have a better chance if I can see you. My momma always said not to talk to strangers, so introduce yourself please. My name is Candy and you are ????
When We Move On.....
When We Move On When we move on we make a choice..... a choice to survive or to give up. A decission made that can change a life or two. When we move on we can do it in two different ways..... we can either do it by excepting what we can not change.... or we can dweal on the negative and never move on. When we move on it is expected that we make a choice..... a choice to live and be who we are...... and regardless we travel down the path that will challenge us. When we move on.....
Thoughts Of A Tired And Stressed Mind
So here it is my first blog on FUBAR!! So what shall I say? WEll to all of you just meeting me I'm sure at least once I've mentioned that I have a boyfriend and we are very in love:D Zach (wylde1 on Fubar here) and I have been dating for a year and 2 months (almost 3) and I think we're a good couple and are bound to last for a long time. ( I really hope to see a ring in a couple years....) But otherwise, to fit in with the title of the blog, here are my tired and weary thoughts. I think life is too short. I wish I could make more money and afford things. I wish I wouldn't have friends that are nice to my face then backstab me when I walk away. I wish I didn't live with 1 roommate who is a slob. I wish I didn't have to do alot and work as hard as I do. I wish my job wouldn't fire a person who works as hard as me for stupid shit and leave me hanging out to dry because we're already shorthanded. I wish for a lot of things and know that most will never happen/ be resolved if its a proble
Calling All Military Spouses, G.fs, B/fs, Fiancess Etc
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Thank You Friends
That Old Saying An Eye For An Eye Leaves Everyone Blind
That old saying an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind Until you have learned to be tolerant with those who do not always agree with you; until you have cultivated the habit of saying some kind word of those whom you don't admire; until you have formed the habit of looking for the good instead of the bad there is in others, you will be neither successful nor happy. Keep in mind that the true meaning of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him no good. And remember; Be nice to people on your way up because you'll most likely meet them again on your way down. Food for thought! Words that we all really need to remember; Never look down on anybody unless your helping them up. No one really cares how much you know, until they know how much you care! Kindness to me is a universal language; In which even the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Kindness is a hard thing to give away; it keeps coming back to the giver.You would and will be surprised how good it ac
Ring Around Lil' Rosie
Horror Pictures at "A Poem About Twist'a" Jet black hair, Pale white face, totes her soul around in a black suitcase Thick black leather, No use for lace, She's an angel which has fallen to her darkened grace. Within her eye's, they're cold and broken. Her life is dark, her beast awoken. Hot breath spilling from her tongue. She speaks of no religion, for she has none. Gaze in her eyes they're cold and gray. It's the look of a soul thats been led astray. She's tired of all that missunderstands know one will ever understand, a cigarette she flicks.... never mind all the b/s, cause im fed up, im fuckin' sick! ~*Twist'a*~
The American Creed
The American Creed--and what it means.... The American's Creed "I believe in the United States of America as a Government of the people by the people, for the people, whose just powers are derived from the consent of the governed; a democracy in a Republic; a sovereign Nation of many sovereign States; a perfect Union, one and inseparable; established upon those principls of freedom, equality, justice, and humanity for which American patriots sacrificed their lives and fortunes. I therefore believe it is my duty to my Country to love it; to support its Constitution; to obey its laws; to respect its flag, and to defend it againest all enemies." I found this on the should check it out if you have time. Read it carefully. I for one, had never read this before. As most of you know, I am a member of the Vast-Right Wing Conspiracy....a conservative. I don't hate liberals per se, I just hate their idealogy. While it is in our Constitution the right to
Ten Thoughts To Ponder For 2008_
**Number 10** **Life is sexually transmitted.* **Number 9** **Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.* * **Number 8** **Men have two emotions:* *Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich**.* * **Number 7** **Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,* *teach a person to use the internet* *and they won't bother you for weeks.* * **Number 6** **Some people are like a Slinky** .* *Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile* *when you shove them down the stairs.* * **Number 5** **Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,* *lying in hospitals dying of nothing.* * **Number 4** **All of us could take a lesson from the weather.* *It p
Living With Self Confidence
Living with Self Confidence Only the person who has faith in himself is able to be faithful to others. One needs to have self value or simply self worth to understand self confidence. Self confidence is the ability to walk outside and live. The ability to feel in control at all times of your emotions and feelings going on inside of you as well as outside of you. The way in which we look at ourselves has everything to do with how the world sees us. If we see ourselves as being week, beaten, powerless than that is who you will be and how others will see you as well. We have all been around someone who carries a presence about them that totally intrigues us. They have something about them. There smile, the way they talk, the way they walk. It just stands out. They like who they are and nothing is going to bring them down or change the way they are. That is all of our goals to have that feeling of inner strength which interns brings happiness and joy to ones heart. Wh
Some Pursue Happiness While Others Create It
The doors of opportunity won't open unless you push on it. The hardest part of any success occurring in someone's life is taking that first step. The only one you can hold responsible for your position in life is yourself. Whether it is in a relationship or business. No one forced you there. We all have free will. The worse thing I hear so much from people is my relationship failed because THEY did this to me. My business failed because THIS person did this to me. Sometimes this can be true but people this is called life. Every day we encounter obstacles in our path. No exceptions. In business, at home, or in a relationship. It's all about how we deal with these obstacles. You're not alone. My God, if I even tried to count the times I was knocked down in my life through a bad relationship or a difficult obstacle to overcome in my career I could go on for years writing. But this I can guarantee. Every time I got knocked down I got right back up and was stronger than before. Every
Thanks to a very generous gift from a really dear friend, I was able to enjoy all extra benefits of being a VIP for 30 days. At first I was going to renew it myself so I can become a Godfather, but decided against it for now, because I will be off line for a little while. Since we cannot set it to some kind of away mode, it does not make sense to pay for something and not use it.
hey whats up i am new to this but i am a 28 year old girl living in NY and just wanted to try this place out, i heard it was cool ill post more later
"about Me" Quiz Results
About You First name: KathiMiddle name: Age: Birthdate: September 21stBirthplace: OhioTime you were born: Nicknames: KatHeritage: Eye color: blueHair color: dark brownNatural hair color: dark brownContacts/glasses: glassesRighty or lefty: rightyYour Favorite Type of music: mostBand or singer:
History Lesson
History Lesson Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. B
Things I've Learned
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about ST
Who Is Barack Obama?
Probable U. S. Presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama, was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a Black Muslim from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white Athiest from Wichita, Kansas. Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii. When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia. When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia. Obama attended a Muslim school in Jakarta. He also spent two years in Catholic school. Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, 'He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school. Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any
I Am In A Rate Contest
i am in a 30 day rate contest that starts on the 6th of this month jan. 6th 2008 .all i need is for you to go and rate my pic ,that simple .and here's the link to the blog of the host of the contest with the rules about the contest so please come by and rate my pic i will greatly appreciate it :D
Return Of The Kng
Fubucks Contest Has Started Now Please Come And Comment On Your Favorite Pic :d
ok the fubucks contest i am hosting has started and i would like to ask everyone to come and comment bomb your favorite pic out of the 5 contestants .your input is greatly appreciated :D
Roses are red, my violence is blue, my gun is heavy loaded, My vengeance is true... The hammer is lifted, the pistol is cocked, look into the barrel, and you'll see the shot..... Your life will be ended, my vengeance is true, roses are red, my violence is blue
Can I Get U Alone
Really Important...
ok. so heres the thing, and i know im making a big fool out of myself just by posting this blog, but whatever, its important. i am currently 900 $ in debt, and i have no way of paying the money right now. my parents are also in debt with their own bills and shit, so they obviously cant help me out. ive tried looking for a job but no ones ever hiring around here. so i wanted to know if anyone knew an easy way to make the money, online possibly. you probably dont care but i really need to get the hell outta here already or im gonna lose my mind, and the only way im gonna be able to, is if i pay the debt, because otherwise, i may have to go to court, and then eventually ill probably go to jail. and i really dont need that stress, plus its uberly miserable here, because my parents are assholes. so if you have any ideas, please let me know. thanks.
Awesome Song
"am picking friends (who have touched my life) and whom I think would want to participate. I hope I chose the right ones. Please send this back to me (You'll see why). In case anyone is not aware, Saint Theresa is known as the Saint of the Little Ways. Meaning she believed in doing the little things in life well and with great love. She is also the patron Saint of flower growers and florists. She is represented by roses. May everyone who receives this message be blessed. Theresa's Prayer cannot be deleted. REMEMBER to make a wish before you read the prayer. That's all you have to do. There is nothing attached. Just send this to twelve people and let me know what happens on the fourth day. Sorry you have to forward the message, but try not to break this, please. Prayer is one of the best free gifts we receive. Did you make a wish yet? If you don't make a wish, it won't come true. This is your last chance to make a wish. St. Theresa's Prayer: May today there be peace within. Ma
Just Havin Guitar Hero Fun
Hey Hey
Hey every one....Send me some messages to let me know how this place works...I think i like it...I also have a myspace add me there if you would like My Yahoo is Holla atcha girl!!
Broken Down
Never thought i would feel this broken down like i do right now, feel like my Heart has been ripped out, feel lifeless, worthless feel like a fool but feeling the way i do, there is one special person that i became friends with that my heart goes out to, not worrying about myself, but about my new friend, wanting to make sure they are ok and going to be ok because my new friend is strong, not like me, but i know in time we will be ok, its just going to take time, but know i will be your friend every step of the way always Lisa
Girly Comments & Graphics
How Things Have Changed
Looking at my family this Christmas Day with The karaoke machine being used (mainly by adults after their dinner and drinks!). The computer awaiting the first release of life for the day to connect us to the wonderful world of fubar and MSN for family across the world. I thought back to the good old days of huge family get togethers. Those family members travelling from different parts of the globe to join in with the festivities. Everyone waiting for the one important phone call from loved ones elsewhere that couldn't join us and the game of cards for the evening entertainment. Once it was just a telephone and card deck. Now it's computers and karaoke machines. My, how things have changed.
My Mom
my mom has been under a lot of stress lately earlier tonight momma fainted and if my brother and boyfriend wasn't here she would have nocked the gas heater over. All we know is she was on yahoo when she fainted. All her stress comes from someone we all know and her real friends know the truth.I got tired of hearing her cry at night and she would cry when certain songs would come on the radio. She would stay up all night waiting on a phone call or wait at the computer until the sun was up. And I know for a fact that she is not eating enough.I just want my mom happy and not hurting anymore I love her and I don't want her to have a nurves brack down,I know she has come close to it alot the past few weeks.Say a prayer for her she is trying her best just to keep us feed and warm and keep her self out of jail cause of this fucking town we live in.She gets no help from in side the state or out side of it.If your her friend say a prayer or send her a message we will tell her and if you see her
My First Blog
today was a good day i met a few new people onhere and this site rocks i have invited many of my friends and i hope they all join me too
Moon Knight
Marc Spector was the son of a rabbi whose family had fled Europe in the 1930s to escape the Holocaust. As Marc matured, he rejected his father's morality and embraced materialism. He became a heavyweight boxer, then a U.S. Marine, and then a CIA operative. At the CIA, Marc worked with William Cross, who betrayed the agency, later becoming the villain Crossfire. Marc's brother Randall joined him in the CIA but he also betrayed the agency, selling weapons to both sides in an altercation in Italy. When Marc's lover Lisa overheard Randall's plans, he killed her with a meat cleaver. Marc hunted Randall down, inflicting injuries that left Randall psychotic. Marc befriended fellow CIA agent Amos Lardner, but unknowingly turned him over to Operation: Cobra, a CIA project designed to control its agents' minds. Fed up with the CIA, Marc became a mercenary and spent several years as a hired gun. Although he ostensibly sought to fight for causes he believed in, Marc was easily persuaded to fight f
Pearly Gates
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the Pearly Gates", said Saint Peter. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He jingled them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the Pearly Gates." The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally Pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just how do those symbolize Christmas?" The man replied, "They're Carol's."
No Sleep For Me
I just cant sleep....I had oral surgery today and have been sleeping on and off all day from the meds. But now I am soooo wide awake I just CANNOT sleep. I am rather sleepy but...grrrr. SO very annoying. I wish I had more pictures to upload. I have been working on some photography. I just love photoshop. I hope I can sleep soon Im going nuts!
Music Player Fix
How To Get Music In Certains Lounges Using Internet Explorer and FireFox FOR Internet Explorer: 1.Open Internet Explorer 2.Go to and click on "Tools" on the tool bar 3.scroll down to "Internet Options" and click on it 4.Click on the "Programs Tab" 5.Select the "Window Media Player" add-on to highlight it in the Add-On list 6.Go to the bottom to the "Settings box" 7.Select "Disable" 8.Then click "OK" button 9.Restart Internet Explorer 10. Come back into lounge and you should hear music FOR FireFox: 1.Open FireFox 2.Go to and click on "Tools" on the tool bar 3.scroll down to "Options" and click on it 4.Go to the "File Type" box 5.Click the "Manage" button 6.Scroll until you see mp3 7.Select mp3 - winamp 8.Click the "Change Action" button 9.Click 1st option: "Open with the default application" 10.winamp or windows media player should be in the box 11.Click "OK" 12.Restart FireFox 13.Come back to lounge and you should have music *NOTE: Even if you could
R U Serious!?!?!?
So me and my roommate and her bf went to walmart and then went to dennys. when we got in the parking lot a cop pulled up behind us and really didnt think anything of it. we went in and then the cop pulled back in along with 2 more cops and then i was like wtf.... so i went out to see wat was goin on. found out my license plates arent registered and they accused me of robbin a bank... so not normal they ran my license and looked in my car it was soooo messed up and i am never goin to that town again
For All Lost Lil Girls
they found that man guilty of all he did the rape kidnapping and murder of that little kid he'll be sentenced sometime next week i watch and remember try not to freak her dads anger her moms tears of woe in Florida to the chair he may yet go its to late to save her shes been gone awhile just news shot photos left a lost smile the the lawyers will plead compassion and mercy i wonder if he gave any did she see i watch the case my girls held close the 5/6 year old a pale ghost of to bed they go in safety while i spend a moment with a memory they caught that one i hear me say to bad they weren't there on our day my shadow nods her little head yes but yours are safe tucked up in bed i weep for her loss and she for mine two separate people caught in time let me go please the guilt the nightmares too it wasn't your fault what could you do i am here i know you will not forget but Michele the woman should not regret my hands and heart shake as she i draw to one her eyes dark and light shadows a
If You Cant Hear Music In A Lounge Here Is The Fix
How To Get Music In Certains Lounges Using Internet Explorer and FireFox This is for lounges with music but you cant hear it after refreshing, restarting fubar and restarting computer. FOR Internet Explorer: 1.Open Internet Explorer 2.Go to and click on "Tools" on the tool bar 3.scroll down to "Internet Options" and click on it 4.Click on the "Programs Tab" 5.Select the "Window Media Player" add-on to highlight it in the Add-On list 6.Go to the bottom to the "Settings box" 7.Select "Disable" 8.Then click "OK" button 9.Restart Internet Explorer 10. Come back into lounge and you should hear music FOR FireFox: 1.Open FireFox 2.Go to and click on "Tools" on the tool bar 3.scroll down to "Options" and click on it 4.Go to the "File Type" box 5.Click the "Manage" button 6.Scroll until you see mp3 7.Select mp3 - winamp 8.Click the "Change Action" button 9.Click 1st option: "Open with the default application" 10.winamp or windows media player should be in
I Wish
I wish you knew how it felt, to like someone who doesn't like you. I want you to just try and live your life one day From my point of view. I wish you knew what it was like to always want to cry. You don't know it yet but soon you will, The me you see, is a lie. I wish you would give me a chance, To show you that things could work out. Then maybe I would be happy again, Myself I wouldn't doubt. I wish you could just give me a hug, Maybe that would help me get through the day. I want to tell you what is on my mind, To see what you will say. I wished that things would have worked out by now But none of my wishes ever come true. Still every night I will pray, For a chance of me and you.
~ Kailey
I'll watch as you wander down your path,unknowingly. I'll watch as you trip and fall. I'll watch as you pick yourself back up and start back down your chosen path, only to trip and fall again. I'll watch as you cry, get angry, and throw things at nothing. I'll watch as you try to understand why things won't go how you want them to go. I'll watch as you slowly begin your endeavor again as many times as you choose to do so. I'll watch as your tears create rivers, wash away bridges, and flood all potential havens. I'll also watch, with just as much love and faith in you as I had when you first wandered from me, as you realize that through all of your trials I've been here, arms open, hand held out... waiting for you to accept it and let me guide you. I love you. ~Mom~
All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten
All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate-school mountain, but there in the sandpile at Sunday School. These are the things I learned. *Share everything. Play fair. Don't hit people. Put things back where you found them. Clean up your own mess. Don't take things that aren't yours. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody. Wash your hands before you eat. Flush. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. Live a balanced life-learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work everyday some. *Take a nap every afternoon. *When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and stick together. *Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that. *Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup-th
So Just because I can I quit my job today!! I wonder how bad they want to keep me....... I hate Ford!! I'm a chevy girl all the way!! LOL I think its funny I love having the freedom to just say screw you........ Just had to say it!!
My Drink!
Take the Drink Quiz at!Make Your Own Quiz
Went to Dr. yesterday and was told I only need one more visit in 6 weeks that I'm doing awesome. Said I needed no more than 3 weeks of therapy :D. Can't wait for this to be all over with
Another Crazy Friend Request...
ACCEPT | DENY Richie Rich 2008-01-02 11:43:24 more Funny PicturesDailyHaHa more Funny PicturesDailyHaHa more Funny PicturesDailyHaHa more Funny PicturesDailyHaHaMySpace Comments Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Well on May 11, 1997 at 22 years old. I had the bike wreck. I bought a racing bike on Tuesday put another front end and lights on it. Friday I took it to the drag strip. Sunday on Mothers day I had the wreck because some one pull out in front of me in a Ford Explorer and I hit the back coner for it and totaled them out and my bike at over 100 miles per hour. Their was a state trooper right their eating and he said I was doing over 100. I was in a choma for 6 months. But mom said I was still in a coma for along time. I am very lucky to be here because I died several times. Motorcycles are real danagerous because people pull out in front of you all the time. I can`t walk now and im in a wheelchair. But what put me in the chair was a Aortic A
What Happned To All The Nice Guys
I see this question posted with some regularity in the personals section, so I thought I'd take a minute to explain things to the ladies out there that haven't figured it out. What happened to all the nice guys? The answer is simple: you did. See, if you think back, really hard, you might vaguely remember a Platonic guy pal who always seemed to want to spend time with you. He'd tag along with you when you went shopping, stop by your place for a movie when you were lonely but didn't feel like going out, or even sit there and hold you while you sobbed and told him about how horribly the (other) guy that you were fucking treated you. At the time, you probably joked with your girlfriends about how he was a little puppy dog, always following you around, trying to do things to get you to pay attention to him. They probably teased you because they thought he had a crush on you. Given that his behavior was, admittedly, a little pathetic, you vehemently denied having any romantic fe
For You Pt 2
My heels are already off, I untie the shirt, taking it off & let it drop to the floor, I unzip my skirt, and let it slide down my legs, when it reaches my ankles I step out of it, now wearing only my bra and the fishnet hose, I pick up the bag I brought in, I hold out my hand for you to take and lead you to the bed. Smiling I hold the bag open so you can see what's inside then set it on the bedside table. Wrapping my arms around your neck I kiss you again, making sure that that kiss tells you how badly I want you and how much you turn me on, you toss me on the bed and climb over me, your mouth and teeth blazing a searing trail down my neck over my breast pausing there long enough to tease and nibble my nipples before moving on down my stomach. I moved my legs further apart to give you total access to my waiting pussy, I gasped when your tongue slowly licked my slit and you began to give my pussy a thorough tongue-lashing probing and nibbling and sucking my clit so exquisitely, the firs
Im In A Hott 30s Contest!!!
Im in a Hot 30s contest. Click on the picture and come vote for me!!! Thanks Everyone!!! Muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
got my first speeding ticket today.... 46 in a 30... mother fucker!!!!
The Devil's Prey
The Devil's Prey They keep telling me that this is the way, but yet little do they know we are only the devil's prey. When you pray only when in times of need, the devil lays claim to your spiritual deed. You must honor thy father with heart felt truthfulness and sincerity. But for most of us my friends it is only a rarity. I don’t believe in a church or a building man made. But my heart is the start on a life to be paid. My feelings, my thinking are controlled by my heart. That the devil, an Angel is determined to rip apart. Listen close and believe when I say, He is an Angel who has only lost his way. Who is the first one to teach us deception and lies. With Adam and Eve, Gods first gift of our lives. A powerful being you can not even see.
My friend Iceman is in a contest and needs a lot of help to win his Happy Hour. If you could go check it out and tell him I sent you. Here is the link to his contest:
The sun has stopped shining And the sky is slate gray. The flowers won't bloom Since you've been away. My garden is withered And nothing will grow. The life can't return Until you do-- I know. This house, it is rotting, The windows are cracked, But it's clean and it's tidy-- In case you come back. The porch light burned out So there's no light to see, But I've kept the walk clear Just in case you miss me. The stars flickered out And the sky has gone black, But there's a light in my window In case you come back. Any spark in my eyes Died out weeks ago, And my heart turned to ashes-- I thought you should know. But I've left one door open For you to come in In case you should choose To come love me again
Toronto Performance Dates Tba Soon
Santini will be performing in Toronto in late Feb and March at numerous venues. Stay tuned for gig particulars to be posted very soon. Santini's show will feature a number of drop dead dangerous extreme escapes set against a shattering background of hard edged metal music. "Suffocation", "Lobotomy", "Dagger Trap", and "The Ripper", will all be some of the extreme escapes featured in this particular series of shows and there will be a few brand new death devices introduced as well.
The Doors
is the doors the best late 60's and early 70's rock band or what ?????
The Year Of The Rat 2008
The Chinese astrological cycle begins with the year of the Rat; consequently those born within this category like to be first, pioneers, at the forefront of the action. Because of this, they tend to see themselves as a cut above the others. Restless and inquisitive, those born under the influence of the Rat are active, both physically and mentally, and tend to lead busy lives. Challenge is essential to them for they love the thrill of living dangerously, adapting easily to different environments and surviving against all odds. With clairvoyance, intuition, perspicacity and an eye for detail, Rats are formidable problem solvers, finding workable solutions to the knottiest problems. Travelling is one of their favorite pastimes. They have a natural talent for the arts, specifically writing. The Rat possesses attributes ranging from charming and humorous to honest and meticulous. The Chinese say those born in these years make good and wise advisors, yet they can never decide for themselv
A Pair Of Ballet Slippers
A Pair Of Ballet Slippers A pair of ballet slippers are all that she needs. To walk on her toes without bending her knees. To dance across the floor feeling as free as a bird. Listening for the crowd to give her a good word. Dancing on stage while the audience give rave. To her best performance with all the desire she gave. You are feeling good inside for seeing her in all her glory. But when people get home it's a whole nother story. Then what they read the very next day, that the little girl never made it home not even to play. Another childwas stolen in broad daylight. Not even a second thought you will give her tonight. She taught you joy and laughter and style. In a pair of ballet slippers that was well worth her while. A family in pain from a child they just lost.
A Sure Delight
A Sure Delight We now have many profile sites, who say they are here for a sure delight. A place to mingle and meet new friends. Because of some messages they allow you to send. Is this true a new friend you meet? Or only a dream that is so damn discreet? Hidden behind pages and doors and walls. Making you believe you’re having a ball. Meeting a new girl you care for so much. And all she is doing is playing with your trust. I feel in love so fast like a fool, and she used my heart like it was her personal tool! I would have done anything for her if she would have just been real. But it was only my money she wanted to steal. How can you trust what is on your screen? Hidden behind code you know what I mean. I know this is not every woman I speak of in this way.
Breathless 4 My Baby
Touch the Darkness
I'm A Bad Ass Girl
Touch the Darkness
It seems like every days the same and Im left to discover on my own It seems like everything is gray and theres no color to behold They say its over and Im fine again, yeah Try to stay sober feels like Im dying here And I am aware now of how everythings gonna be fine one day Too late, Im in hell I am prepared now, seems everyones gonna be fine One day too late, just as well I feel the dream in me expire and theres no one left to blame it on I hear you label me a liar cause I cant seem to get this through You say its over, I can sigh again, yeah Why try to stay sober when Im dying here And I am aware now of how everythings gonna be fine one day Too late, Im in hell I am prepared now, seems everyones gonna be fine One day too late; just as well And Im not scared now. I must assure you, youre never gonna get away And Im not scared now. And Im not scared now. No I am aware now of how everythings gonna be fine o
Taking A Break.
I think I'm going to take a break from the FU for a while. Too much bullshit going on. People too into themselves and the bullshit drama that goes on. When I first started with this site, it was fun, people were nice, and they didn't act holier than thou. Now it seems like people get their feelings hurt at the drop of a hat. So for my own sanity I think it's best that I take this well deserved break and try to concentrate on getting well and getting back to work. To those who are good and decent and have been around and not changed.. thanks for the good times.
This Is Us!! Cant Wait!
Touch the Darkness
how do you get paid?
Let Level Them Up
Blueeyegirl_77 secretary of w1ck3d D3m0nz@ fubar p0t_h3ad420@ fubar
My Nakkis
hey pplz...ovbiously i dont juss have my nuder side juss for everyone to oogle over...if ya want to see freind or not...ya gotta ask and ill shoot ya to my family long enough to see em....if ya really good ill leave ya there ;p
Identity Theft
You understand identity theft is a problem facing many people. You may even know some of those people, or be a victim yourself. Those who have not experienced it firsthand may not think about identity theft except when it pops back up in the news again. Unfortunately this complacency can lead to an underestimation of the risk. Unfortunately, were all at risk: * Do you hand your credit card to servers at restaurants? * Do you sign your credit card? * Do you supply personal information over the internet? * Do you leave mail at your home or business for the postal carrier to collect? * Do you shred unwanted mail containing personal information? What if you discovered that your identity had been stolen? * Call your financial institution and/or credit card company * Contact the three major credit repositories * Go through the helpful but extensive steps recommended by the Federal Trade Commission in its 30-page consumer support publication
New Fu-mafia Group
Peeps, been thinking of starting a new fu group called the "BLACK & GOLD MAFIA" if your from the burgh or just a black & gold junkie, let me know and if enough respond, well start the group & get a lounge set up.
Who Wants A Million Dollars In Fu Bucks ?
I'm thinking of throwing a contest to give away a million dollars in fu bucks. Picture comments count as votes & the most comments wins. It will run for 10 days , and as soon as I can get 10 contestants . So yall contact me and let me know and lets have some fun. * lisasweet *@ fubar
Im Enterin Lisasweets Contest
Please Understand
Please people understand I love Everdreamer's Babygirl. I am happy and want nor wish no one else. I don't ask that you respect me, but please respect my feelings. My heart belongs to her, and You are NOT going to change my mind or heart on the matter. I don't want to see your nude photos, or your NSFW photos. I do not want to visit your personal website. Nor am I interested in "secret rendevous"(yes you know who I am talking about!!). And I do not wish to be a Fu-Husband, I am loyal and Love MY Everdreamer's Babygirl. If this continues I will block and have nothing to do with you. All I do is rate photos, help in contests, and occasionally will talk to my fans, friends and family. Really the relationship I am in is the one I want so please respect that. Thank you, ahead of time for your consideration.
Love On Fubar
Theres this girl on here, her name is realist barbie you know. she is my princess, i love her with all my heart and ill will do everything to make her happy cause she means everything to me. to me she is my soul mate, she makes me happy in ways i cannot describe and i want to be with her for the rest of my life.
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My Zombie Dreams
Damn.... another bad dream that was cool. Seems like my worst fears reAlly shine in dreamland. In my current dreams, there is a day once a year that the dead return from their graves to kill humans.... and we have to secure ourselves properly and make sure we don't get overrun. The best part? You know what day it is and have time to prepare, yet everyone still panics. I wrapped myself in a holy shroud and only had a .22 to defend myself at one point, and it didn't work out very well. I stayed on the run all night with a group of 4 or 5 people. We were going to stay in one place, but decided that was to dangerous... so we ran away in a huge truck and tried to stay on the road, shouting at zombies and running them over whenever possible. We would go to other people we knew to check on them, and they had weapons... that's when it got better. Blasting off a zombies head with a shotgun is not only exhilarating, but it's down right disgusting as well... but hey, you have to do what you need
Very Angry
As your body bleeds Im sitin there laughin As your body bleeds Ima still be clapin As your body bleeds Its a shame how this happend >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As you bleed all over the streets everyone is pointin an laughin they all new this would fuckin happen. You messed with the rong person i tryed to be nice but it still wasnt workin. I was tired of tryin to impress you shit i cant believe it took this long for me to deck you. Im done with this shit your bitch ass deserves what you get shit people tell me this will be hard to forget! nah it wont be i had fun doin it i dont regret shit that had to be done even if it was for fun haha! Say shit now bitch nobody to help you ur just layin there wishin someone would care for you! You thought you were better then me didnt you oh yeah thats rite i cheated on my wife wen she was pregnet wit my daughter i was fuckin sum other chick behind her back shit thats rite that was me fuck im stupid! You had no rite to judge me buddy after a
Thank You All
Click Here :D I am just blown away with the way everyone jumped in and helped me reach "GODFATHER", I would love to thank each and everyone of you but I wouldnt know where to start.I have some ideas how I can return my thanks to you all, And again thank you all very very much you all RAWK!! THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH!! PAINTER
stop by and sign my guestbook please. I think I'm finally getting this FuBar thing.
My Baby Poem
To Say Goodbye To say goodbye kills the soul; It's a pain you'll never forget; Goodbye is such a depressing word; And it's something you may regret. To say goodbye can bring tears to your eyes; And a sadness deep in you heart; To know that the ones you love; And yourself will be apart. To say goodbye can shred your heart; And leave a scar like you'd never know; A scar that may never heal; Because you had to let someone go. Christopher Allen McVeigh Copyright 2008 Christopher Allen McVeigh
Have you ever felt so much hate for some one you didn't even know. I sure as hell do. Though I know a lot of people with the same hate for the same guy. Becouse of this ass hole, my best friend is going to the middle of the desert for 15 months, she's leaving behind a little boy who just turned one. I don't know a single person who doesn't know some one over seas right now. Fuck the worst part of it all is, they call her on New Years at midnight to put her on notice. Happy fucking new year. Fucking ass face mother fucker.
Supporting Our Troops
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Charlie Date: Jan 3, 2008 7:47 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ♥Wishing upon a Star♥Date: Jan 3, 2008 4:25 AM>HUG A SOLDIER! PLEASE KEEP THIS ONE GOING. (THANKS DEBBIE)Please turn up the volume on your speakers and read the entire bulletin. Wishing everyone a great Holiday Season, but let us not forget what others are giving up for the price of freedom, and for us to celebrate this Holiday. Please take a moment and say a prayer for those that are serving our country and their families and loved ones.Happy Holidays to All,He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.Yo
Yikes!! I'm On The Auction Block!
*~Drew~* is holding an online auction! Rules are as follows: Running from January 1st to January 11th Fubar Auction: your chance to virtually own someone! 1. You can bid on anyone in the contest including yourself. 2. Your bid has to be higher than the previous one. 3. What do you bid with? (fubucks, tickers, vips, blasts, happy hours...) 4. If someone offers any of those things they will trump over any fubucks bid. 5. No rude comments. 6. Who recieves the rubucks or anything that is offered in the auction? The people that are up for auction! (Drew is only in it for the comment points!) 7. Whomever has the highest bid at the end of the auction will win or take ownership of the person for one month!! What you get from the person you OWN? - all pics rated - all stash rated - a salute pic from them with your name included - a Mumm done about you - Comments daily from them and their undivided attention!! This should link you to my page in the auction... while th
Groovy Color Pics
How would you like a picture like mine?! Well now you can for only 2,000 fubucks. If you would like one just private message me with the link of the photo you want done and the fubucks and I can make that happen for you. Brought to you by ~*Demented Kitty*~@ fubar
It feels like it should be Tuesday even though it is Thursday. Next week is going to feel like a long week because there is no holiday to break it up. :( Oh well, I will get over it. Chris starts his medicine to help him wit focusing this weekend. He only needs to take it during the week for school and not on the weekends but his doctor wants him to start it a couple of days ahead of time to get him used to it. He said he should not really feel much but just be able to get everything done he is supposed to. He said it wears off about 12 hours later so he should take it an hour before school starts. I am hoping this helps because he is so smart but just can't sit still long enough to get any work done. I have been paying bills this morning and working. Oh joy. We spent a LOT on Christmas because of what Peter bought me. I had it all planned out with what we would spend and had the money set aside because we do a Christmas account and then he ended up spending $3200 more t
Why are all the good ones so far away? Or are already married or with someone or about to propose! I know that there are good ones out there that are here locally but most just out to get something and leave! Tell me in the comment below! Why you would be good for me and why you would wanna be my 3rd man I have ever been with! Also just cause we may hook up dont mean you will get any play till I can trust you wont screw me over! Be Honest I can spot BullShit at a 1000 meters away!I am fluent with Remington AR 15 and Winchester Shotguns and my Remington bolt action 30-06 so come now one and ye all and tell me why you should be number 3!!!!!!!!! Natalie Raye Talison taliraye
To all my friends... the few on here you know who u are. Im taking a break. I maybe back in a month or 2. I just need a break from this site. Wish you all well. Hope the best for you. Later
Purity once had a name, And beauty once had a face. Life once had a meaning, And once I was safe. Once there was freedom, And once I could laugh. Happiness once was alive, And once I had another half. Once I shared her love, Once I was by her side, Once I felt I fitted, So quickly that died. Her grace so great, Her beauty so vast, All I ever wanted, Was for it to last. Fate maybe had another plan, Or maybe she had another love, But it all fell apart, The hand too big for the glove. Now it's all died away, Happiness, joy, love; all memories. Now I walk alone in this dark, dark world, With no light to guide my way.
Decoding Woman...s..
Some of the artists of the '60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: 1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker. 2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. 3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash. 4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. 5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. 6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now. 7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver 8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom. 9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts. 10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair. 11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping. 12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone. 13. Abba--- Denture Queen. 14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. 15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore. 16. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry I
Hot Chicks
why do you all have to make it so hard ? there are a lot of nice guys out there an we are the ones you girls do wrong why?
Heavens Tears
when you feel a gentle breeze caress you when you sigh its a hug sent from heaven from a loved one way up high. if a soft tender raindrop lands upon your nose they've added a small kiss as fragile as a rose. if a song you hear fills you with a feeling of sweet love its a hug sent from heaven from someone special up above. if you awaken in the morning to a bluebirds chirping song its music sent from heaven to cheer you all day long. if a tiny little snowflake lands upon your face its a hug sent from heaven trimmed with angel lace. so keep the joy in your heart if your lonely my dear friend hugs that are sent from heaven a broken heart will mend.
Goin To The Chapel...
Hey folks, I see folks that have in their handles things like "Fubar Wife" or "Fubar Hubby" and now I want to know a wee bit more about it. Those of you that have done this, what is deal? What does Fubar marriages mean to you? I'm not in any way putting it down. I am just trying to figure out what the deal is. After all, should I be looking for a Fu-Honey?? Well, looking is all well and good, but is there a Fu-Honey that is interested in me? Oh well, its all in fun, right? Hope you all are having a great day @};- ,luv ,& Laugh
Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.
I Need To Clear One Thing Up Please
A Blue Rose 2 Friend
The blue rose is so rare Like the friendship between me and you They are so seldom seen Because they come so very few They are sent here by God Like all living things To be enjoyed by us all With the happiness that it brings They shine like a star Flickering in the night Just another way for us to know Everythings going to be alright So when you find a blue rose Please handle it with care Then find you a good friend With whom you might want to share I'm sending you my blue rose To let you know what I think of you Now pass it on to someone else Who you think is a good friend too
New Words
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'For reading a book,' she replies, 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again, 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and writ
LIFE As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So, take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back
New Me
New YearNew Me With the dawning of the New Year I have made some changes to my outlook that some people will not like. I have spent too much time caring what people think of me and worrying about the feelings of others and letting my feelings get trampled on. So, I have decided to change all of that. If anyone wants me to treat them with the respect and dignity they feel they are owed they will have to treat me the same way. I do not think that this is too much to ask. DO NOT come to me with ultimatums, I will not have that in my life. If you have a problem with me or something you feel I am doing then talk to me about it. DO NOT assume that because I havent spoken to you that I am mad at you or that I do not want to be your friend. I have a very busy life and cannot always spend the time that some people require. If they want to be my friend they will have to understand that. DO NOT expect me to give 110% while you give 10%, life does not work that way. If I give 110%
To My Darling Master.. A Slaves Fantasy..
Master Daniel had me stand in the middle of the room and told me to strip. I did as told of course, shivering with anticipation with what was to come. He stood behind me using his crop to touch me in places along my body to make me quiver. I could feel his breathe on my neck as he moved in close to blindfold me. He then whispered in my ear to put my hands above my head and he tied my wrists together with a silk scarf oh so gently yet tight enough to make it to where I could not get out of it. He started caressing me with his hands feeling me all over very gently using his fingertips and kissing me in various parts of my body making me shiver with delight. Every so often he would smack me with his crop or hand just to heighten the intensity of touch. He kept talking to me in his sensuous and soft voice making me quiver even more. He would tell me what to do and where to move in various positions to examine me and touch me exciting me all the more. Master Daniel led me to the couch a
To My Speacial
To My Special Friend....." You " May your day begin a little brighter And progress as the day goes along May a loved one hold you a little tighter And no one ever does you wrong May your day be even sweeter As it progresses towards the end You deserve only the very best For you are a very special friend May your day be filled with joy From one minute to the next For when it comes to friendship Let me tell you, you are the best ; And Many friends I've come to know - who are loyal, kind, and true, but I never knew what a great friend was - until I met a friend like you. I don't now if it was planned that way - or the very reason why, but I was touched by your very self - and you filled that void inside. I can see God so plainly clear - as He's dwells within your heart, and the faith and love you always share - is just a tiny spark. I am so graced and grateful - and a better person, trough and trough, because I didn't know what a great
Karma Always Cum Backs To Get U
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America The Beautiful
Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe sole and then tried to light it? Did you know his trial is over? Did you know he was sentenced? Did you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV or radio? Didn't think so. Everyone should hear what the judge had to say; Ruling by Judge William Young, US District Court. Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant, Richard Reid, if he had anything to say. His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the record, Reid also admitted his "allegiance to Osama bin Laden, to Islam, and to the religion of Allah," defiantly stating, "I think I will not apologize for my actions," and told the court "I am at war with your country." Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below: January 30, 2003, United States vs. Reid. Judge Young: "Mr. Richard C. Reid, hearken now to the sentence the Court imposes upon you. O
Help Dylon & Kiki!!!!
What does Love mean? Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when
The Truth About Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Becau se their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't never h appened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart... Then you ar
Just All About Me
1. Well to start off there is something seriously wrong with me so im just warning you ahead of time. You either like me or you dont there is no gray area with me, I do think outside the box. I am easy to get along with, but I do have moments where I ramble on about sensless things that noone but me understands and I love it when people look at me with a blank face it just gives me more reason to go into the subject further. I do usually speak my mind without thinking about it and have been known to offend a few but its usually after I have said it that I think about it and its too late, I really do need a rewind botton. I like being me and I think I have a kickass personality once you get to know me. 2. The religous part of me... I do believe in God but I dont believe in the way its taught, There are 46 versions of the Bible and you can verify that, If you will go to a museum and look at the oldest bibles they are nothing like the ones that are in print today. I am sorry but the Go
"There is some kiss we want with our whole lives"
Arakrune's Drunken Ramblings
hi i am norm i am 42 i write poetry and make art and collect music i currently live in orange county california i am divorced currently my life is a bit messy and fairly depressing so in all honesty i am that poor bastard at the end of the bar with a bottle of scotch a glass and tears my heart is broken (not by my ex-wife mind you) my mother has stage 4 bone cancer i am currently unemployed and staying on a friends couch if you want to buy me a drink i prefer 18 year old macallan single malt scotch on the rocks i hope everybody is having a better time right now than me
New On Me
Well as many of you know I have been having problems with pre-cancerous cells on my cervix for over 2 years now. I went to the Dr today and I am having a hysterectomy with in the next few weeks probably on the 18th, I will keep you all informed when, when I know for sure. I am looking forward to the end of two years of worry!!
The Meaning Of Love
Sonny Jay Receives 2007 Editor's Choice Award from & The International Library of Poetry! You can check it out on their site or right here: The Meaning of Love is caring for one another unconditionally and creating a bond of oneness. Listening and actually hearing what the other has to say. Giving each other freedom to excel in their own fields. Trusting in each other with no strings attached. Communicating when communication is needed. Telling each other secrets that you know won't be repeated. Love is a Gold mine if management is whole heartedly true. This true love, is the best Love that will last two people their whole lifetime through! by Sonny Hairston … Copyright 2007
Yes, I Believe!
Yes, I Believe! Yes, I believe your words are both true and sincere. About our Lord Jesus Christ the first man they really feared. Speaking the word of God with both pride and heavenly skill. Saved our lives and our hearts like it was no big deal. A man you say, when I think not! Was sent to this earth to free us from our tangled thoughts. We do not understand this powerful man. For we are only human from where he stands. We will make mistakes no matter what you may think. But God, the true God will always tickle you pink. A forgiving God, A loving God, an always true God. Will love you for who you really are. He is the most caring God of all time, for he already knows before you know when you are out of line. High in his honor with respect to his son.
Being Reborn
Being Reborn Is there a such thing as being reborn? Well, I think not. You will always be who you were from the start. If you ever done wrong one day in your past. There are those humans who will make it last. This is a human world no matter what you may say. Cesar stands around just waiting on your pay. From the ache in your back to the pain in your feet. You fight through a day you never defeat. Payday comes around and you finally get home. Only to find bill collectors calling you on the phone. You bow your head and fall to your knees. While Cesar lays claim to your hard earned deeds. You pray to the Lord asking what must I do? To survive in this life that we all must go through?
If We Had Sex!!!!
Lets play the If We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be l
The Park
I picked you up from work, Decided to eat lunch in the park. As we walked we were holding hands a kissing. You were wearing a Black skirt and Nice white top I could tell you had no bra on your nipple's pushed through the material. We were eating and joking around stealing kisses from you you leaned in and told me you had no panties on.I look around and saw no one I slid my hand under your skirt and felt how wet you were I asked why dear you smiled and said you had never had sex in public. I so love helping you I took your hand and made our way to a bushy area. Once there I slid to my knee's you braced yourself on the tree as I begin to tease you running my nail's up and down your inner thigh's raining kisses upon the scratches's. My toung winding it's way up to your lip's you tremble with pleasure and fear, you hear People all around us you try to keep control as I begin to play with your clit running my toung wantingly upon it at first tiny circle's around it I feel your Tr
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Frek Time
Ever Feel This Way
I have tasted the emotion, I have fallen on it's rugged terrain I have bruised and scarred and lamented over its jagged tug I have tasted moments of giving up, of giving in, of throwing down I have been weakened, battered and tested ........But I will not let this defeat me I have heard the words, the thoughts, inside and outside of my head I have swallowed and choked and chewed the emotion I have heard its lulling voice, its capture, its trap I have bled from my ears, from the impounding sound ........But I will not let go in this lullaby I have felt the emotion, embraced its sensual touch surrounding me I have been squeezed and restricted and confined in its nature I have felt the emotion, felt the loss of my will, of my drive, of my passion I have wounds of anguish and agony that ride on my back ........But I am not ready to fall down I have seen the emotion, its deceit, its aesthetically pleasing facade I have run towards it, run from it and run head-on into i
Show Them Love!!
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This Sums It All Up...
t doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain! I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it, or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own, if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, to be realistic, to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want to know if you can disappoint an
Shortcuts: Unblock/ Delete From Family/ Delete Crush...
These are some questions that are always asked...hope these quick links help you find your way. How Do I Unblock Someone? and select UNBLOCK How Do I Delete a Family Member? and select REMOVE How Do I Delete My Crush? How Do I Delete Gifts Received? (Ba-humbug!) and toss How Do I Upload a Mobile Photo? For those of you reading this...please post to your friends! This will help them more than you know... Party On Fubarbarians!
Cabo Wabo Mas Tequila Cookie Recipe:
1 tsp of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle CABO WABO Tequila 1 Sammy Hagar c.d. Grab your favorite Sammy Hagar c.d. and CRANK THAT FUCKER UUUUP!!! Sample the CABO to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the CABO again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the CABO is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the fucking fruit up offa thr floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the CABO to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a
listen all i was engaged with a gal! we split up but yet 6 months later she wants the sex but has a bf. she misses me and cant stand that she choose what she did. now she is home with him, what do you think? my choice is that i had a sexful day and miss the women of my life. what do i think plz repost
Story 1
You decide that you're going to come home for a quick bite to eat, when you notice that my car is parked out front. You think to yourself, ok she should be at work. So you walk in and you hear the TV in the bedroom. "Hey mama, you home?" No response. Maybe I'm taking a nap? You walk towards the door, and just as you're about to open the door you hear moaning coming from what sounds like the TV. You stand there for a second listening to make sure its the TV, and then you realize its me and the TV. You walk in on me and there I am laying on the bed, spread eagle. I'm still in my work shirt but all I have on are panties, and socks, my pants are at the foot of the bed, and my hands are busy inside my panties...My head is back, my eyes are closed, and I'm biting my lip. You stand there for about 10 seconds just admiring the view. My chest is rising up and down real fast, as I really start to get into it. You slowly walk over to me and touch my thigh,
Story 2
...So you call me and I'm still at work. Now that I've gotten a promotion I have a nice cushy office. So you figure what the hell you are going to swing by the office some what unexpected. When you get there my receptionist tells you that I'm just wrapping up a conference call but if your quiet you can go in. So you slowly open the door and let yourself in, you hear the voice of another person on the speaker phone, I have a surprised look on my face and I wave in silence and put my finger over my mouth to tell you not to talk and motion you to the seat in front of my desk. You walk over and give me a quick peck on the lips. What I didn't notice was that you locked the door behind you. You walk around my desk and pretend to look out my window and I continue my conversation, You reach around and start to tease my nipples you can hear a slight change in my voice but nothing that draws the attention of the person on the other end. Then you turn my chair a
A Poem By My Baby
I Love You I love you as a bee loves a flower. I love you as a tree loves the rain. I need you as a bird needs their food. I long for you as a patient child longs for summer. I want you as a woman wants her lover. I love you has many meanings. There are many ways to say "I love you". But sayin "I love you" is not as powerful as showing. So I am showing you how much i love you and how much you mean to me. I love you my sweet darling, more than words can ever show. I hope you like the poem and that is from my heart..... Love you forever and always, Kristina
Baby Boy
baby boy, u can't b real. u got women takin care of u n u want 2 bite the hand that strokes ur ego. how could u b so brain frozen 2 fall victim 2 ignorance. i know they don't teach that in school, but life damn do spill that bullshit up. it is more like u adopt the teachin of some 1 voted probably the most likely 2 teach ignorance. if ur heart is so cold and polar, y try and success 2 capture a warm, lovin, worshippin the ground u walk on woman. if she opens up her legs willin and delighted 2 share her temple with u, she must b thristy 4 love u don't know how 2 share wit anyone, but urself. of course she is confused by the love u share, which is really a diguised, dressed up, wolf guardin a baby in a basinet. damn when hard times just smile at u, she becomes ur victim. wit ur lack of love and comfort, u decide is the weapon of choice. poor baby don't even overstand she is stronger then that. what she hypnotically allow is one's power 2 manipulate her into believin she is weakier
It was another busy day at work. We were short staffed like we have been for the past month. I was helping out,, by doing my job as a secretary plus helping the nurses with the patients. You called out of your room..and I can't make out what your saying. So, I go in, to find that you knocked your ice water all over the floor. You appoligize for the mess..and I said, its ok..let me get it cleaned up. I find a towel...and bend over in my skirt to clean it up. Not realizing what kind of view I am giving. I went to work without underwear. You can see through my skirt. Next thing I know, I hear you breathe in deeply..and feel your hands on my hips. You slide one hand under..and run the tip of your finger up and down my clit. I moan and say, we really shouldn't be doing this.. its really busy and they will be wondering where I am at. You whisper in my ear.. its ok,, I will make it quick. Next thing I put your hard shaft inside me. I let out a moan. You grab my chest
I Ain't Racist It's The Truth
Body: There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. ...And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman," ...And that's OK. But when I call you Nigger, Kike, Towel head, wetback, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink, ...You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Hispanic History Month. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Asian History Month. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. You have Yom Hashoah. You have Kawanza. You have the NAACP. And you have BET. If we had WET (White Entertainment Television)
Birthday Party
Hey all of my local friends...My 30th birthday is sat the 5th and i would like to know if you would like to join me at down the hatch north in mt morris to celebrate..i would really like to see everyone there...make this a 30th to remember.. danielle
A Step Up
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life
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Drugs And Addiction
(This was written by a young Aboriginal girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her arm.) Please keep praying for our Children, Teens, Young adults. Understand, this thing is worse than any of us realize... I AM METH I destroy homes, I tear families apart, I take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you - in schools and in town I live with the rich, I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the kitchen sin
Stupid Fucking Medication
Maybe its not the meds, maybe its just me, but fuck I got up at fucking 7:30 am, took my Lexapro, felt like crap all day, then 9 pm rolls around and I'm wired as shit. Stupid anti-depressants. I got 2 choices now, stay up or take a trazodone to help me sleep, but that shit never works right, I take it and then I'm high for like 5 hours and then I pass out. I can't even touch caffeine anymore, I drink a cup of coffee and I can't stop twitching. Thats what I get for being crazy.
Baby Boy Epic
baby boy, u can't b real. u got women takin care of u n u want 2 bite the hand that strokes ur ego. how could u b so brain frozen 2 fall victim 2 ignorance. i know they don't teach that in school, but life damn sure don't spit that bullshit up. it is more like u adopt the teachin of some 1 voted probably the most likely 2 teach ignorance. if ur heart is so cold and polar, y try and succeed 2 capture a warm, lovin, worshippin the ground u walk on woman. if she opens up her legs willin and delighted 2 share her temple with u she must b thristy 4 love. of course she is confused by the love u share, which is really a diguised, dressed up, wolf guardin a baby in a basinet. damn when hard times just smile at u, she becomes ur victim. wit ur lack of love and comfort, u decide is the weapon of choice. poor baby don't even overstand she is stronger then that. what she hypnotically allow is one's power 2 manipulate her into believin she is weakier then he. i now know y they say, "u won'
For Those Who Glady Stand Against What This Great Nation Is Doing...
For all the free people that still protest, you're welcome. We protect you and you are protected by the best. Your voice is strong and loud, but who will fight for you? No one standing in your crowd. We are your fathers, wives, brothers, sisters, son and daugther, wearing the boots and carrying the guns. We are the ones that leave all we own, to make sure your future is carved in stone. We are the ones who fight and die. We might not be able to save the world, well at least we try. We walked the paths to where we are at and we want no choice other than that. So when you rally your group to complain, take a look in the back of your brain. In order for that flag you love to fly, wars must be fought and young men must die. We came here to fight for the we hold dear, if that's not respected, we would rather stay here. So please stop yelling and put down your signs, and pray for those behind enemy lines. When the conflict is over and all is well, be thankful t
I Was Going To
Okay, seriously I was going to give a blog about some thoughts on music but after preforming some other various activities on my father's computer I'm a bit drained and I still have to hit the store before going home to crash. Unfortunately, I do not own my own PC. My dad's is a little slow but I apreciate that he lets me use it. I'm quite proud of him as a person being a Veitnam vet and just a general good person. I'm really too tired to say much else right now. But I finally started a new job. H&R Block, I just answer phones and schedule appointments. It's not what I want but as my family is found of saying "it's a job". I also put a resume into a bar I found in the local paper "CinWeekly". Hopefully I land it. The place is Bart's Patio and Pub in Newport, KY. Never been there before but the woman, Julie, I meet seemed really cool. Okay, that will do it for now. Thanks for reading.
July. Yup Most Fits!!
?JULY = WEIRDO -outgoing personality. -takes risks. -feeds on attention. -no self control. -kind hearted. -self confident. -loud and boisterous. -VERY revengeful. -easy to get along with and talk to. -has an "everything's peachy" attitude. -likes talking and singing. -loves music. -daydreamer. -easily distracted. -Hates not being trusted. -BIG imagination. -loves to be loved. -hates studying. -in need of "that someone". -longs for freedom. -rebellious when withheld or restricted. -lives by "no pain no gain" caring. -always a suspect. -playful. -mysterious. -"charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. -stubborn. -curious. -independent. -strong willed. -a fighter.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..." "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat." After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there." "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well, she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-end
New Lounge
As If I Care
I added new pics... I need to see your cock pics and ask me and then I'll open mine...
Fubar Sucks!!
I hit my rating limit, and kept trying to rate out of habit and I got this message ERROR: 1,000 points deducted from your score, thanks for playing! What a crock of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Pain I Am In
The Pain I am in I know I am a pain, But why does he run. Is it because he has something to hide Or because he is just a good friend I wish I knew because I feel like A piece of paper that keep being trashed But I seem to always blow away I'm sure hes not running, Or at least I hope not Because Im not sure, But I dont want him to run from me. But to me as fast as he can, So we can be happy together. As we live in happiness forever, Please stop the pain.
♥Graphics for some fubucks♥ So I decided that I am taking requests to make graphics and the following rules: 1. I will do the graphics in the order in which they come. 2. Grpahics will be priced in range from 100 - 10,000 fubucks depending on the: poster size colors templetes font size/color pictures 3.Please don't not SB, fu-mail, or yahoo me wanting to know where ur graphic(s), is/are, I make then in the order they come in. 4.Holiday graphics are always free do to the fact that everyone wants graphics on them days. 5. If you need graphics for ur lounge or a pimpout idea I will give personaly make the graphics myself and not charge you anything, and I will give you ideas on the pimpout STANDERED PIMPOUT CODE *What ever is in BOLD you can change*: *WRITTING* *WRITING* *WRITING* *WRITING* THIS PIMPOUT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU: SCREEN NAME@ fubar
Never Have I Fallen
Never Have I Fallen Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away
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Let The Music Play.
Ever have those nights where sleep never crosses your mind? The ones where you're thinking about everything and nothing all at once? I can't put down my guitar, my fingers keep dancing and the notes keep coming. Maybe this is the only way I can keep my mind from overflowing with useless thoughts and unheard concerns. I don't care about tomorrow or yesterday. Time is but an abstract idea. On this sleepless night I'll let my fingers keep dancing and hope the notes will create nutrality.
Have I?
Have I Ever Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the first time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining it, like some ne
My Love
My Love Staring at a blank screen waiting for your arrival but you never come. How could you leave me like this alone in a world so cold You told me you loved me with all your heart I should have known from the very start that our love would come to a bitter end. I will remain waiting for you, though, staring through my teary eyes and hoping for an I.M. that will never come knowing that I am just a figment from your past and that this is really the end.
The Next 5 People To Fan Me.......
.....will receive a drink and a gift. Starting.....NOW!!!
Fake People
i think people are so fake they think they better than u u try to be friends and they ingore u
Quiz About Me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Bella Birthday: aug, 19 ,1982 Birthplace: powder spring GA Current Location: hell fell in alabama Eye Color: changes with my mood Hair Color: brown Height: 5'10 and a half Right Handed or Left Handed: right but im good with my left to Your Heritage: little of this little of that mostly europen The Shoes You Wore Today: sandles Your Weakness: guys with long hair Your Fears: being lonely Your Perfect Pizza: must have black olives and mushrooms Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a job Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL Thoughts First Waking Up: uggggggg Your Best Physical Feature: my tits and my hair Your Bedtime: when i pass out Your Most Missed Memory: haveing a pay check Pepsi or Coke: mountion dew MacDonalds or Burger King: micky D's fries burger king burgers Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Gre
Club Envy
The newest spot!!! And it's only getting hotter Click on the drinks above to Get yourselves on in here for a ROCKIN GOOD time !!! (repost of original by '~*~CloBaby~*~Bartender~*~Bar Dancer~*~Greeter@Club Envy~*~' on '2008-01-02 21:01:24') (repost of original by '*~Hy ~*Manager @ Club Envy*~Fu Wife to my erica~' on '2008-01-02 21:03:52') (repost of original by '~*~CloBaby~*~Bartender~*~Bar Dancer~*~Greeter@Club Envy~*~' on '2008-01-02 22:56:10') (repost of original by '[[.dorkyliciouss.]]*[[FUwifey to haydii babii]]*[[rlgf to theman19]]*[[CO-OWNER]] of club envy' on '2008-01-02 23:54:09') (repost of original by '~*~CloBaby~*~Bartender~*~Bar Dancer~*~Greeter@Club Envy~*~' on '2008-01-03 00:36:37') (repost of original by '[[.dorkyliciouss.]]*[[FUwifey to haydii babii]]*[[rlgf to theman19]]*[[CO-OWNER]] of club envy' on
My Life
Here is just a summary of how my life has gone the past 6 years. Freshman year: I was in the band , ROTC, and a damn bookworm honors student. Just hitting puberty at the time as well didn't help much. I was pretty much the nerd that was at the blunt of every joke people loved to drive me over the edge because I was "different". I was smarter than they were and I was in the two main cliques that were abused. Sophmore Year: The summer before I ran into this guy named Mike "Jesus" Wagner who was a wiccan/goth. we hit it off pretty well because he was also a hardcore gamer like me. The more we hung out the more I loved his lifestyle and the way he presented himself. He cared about nothing other than himself and let nothing hurt him. Hence the gothic phase came forth. I then became the guy that if looked at the wrong way would slam you against a wall and threaten suck your eyes from their sockets for lunch or somthing sadistic like that. This didn't make things go any better. I flunk
The uncomfortable feeling of numbness... I shake my body parts to try and feel again. Nothing. Numb void of darkness. My soul is gone never to return. My eyes still see like that of an innocent child. My bubble of happiness popped by a twisted saint. Life is full of wonderous twitches, it's ashame I can't feel them. All alone... all through my head... can't turn back time to take back what I had! It seems to me some grown-up needed to feel that love a child had. Took all that he could all away from me so I had nothing to give to ones that truely loved me. Now I walk through life big and proud of not doing what you did to me to some other child. That is all I have to give... my purpose in life, to be strong and never let my bubble be broken twice.
{{{ Ripping }}}
I have a section in my Photos called "My Future Ex-Wives" I have pictures there of some of the most beautiful women on FuBar. Some of these ladies have great sense of humor, letting me be thier Fu..ture Ex. These ladies know this is done all in fun and no disrespect is meant by it. Yet other members get offended when other FuBar members RIPs their picture. WTFO? Why the F&&& would people get upset when others RIP their pictures. IF YOU DON'T WANT YOU PICTURES RIPPED... 1. Don't post them on the Internet and 2. You have the option to {{{Wait for it}} ..."BLOCK RIPPING" The RIP function is placed on FuBar because RIPPING is allowed unless, you guessed it... you "BLOCK RIPPING" If you think about it, it's actually a compliment. Why would anyone RIP pic of below average looking people. I know I don't have to worry about my pics getting RIPPed, for obvious reasons. And if they were RIPPED I wouldn't care. Because if I care I would "BLOCK RIPPing
How do u feel on ur birthday? Execited, Just another day, feel young, old, go all out, bake urself a cake, hang with ur famly? What 2 do 2 enjoy the later years?
Funny Stuff
Thought this was funny and had to share..... 7 types of sex this is so damn true... The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen sex. This is when you have been with you partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (very popular) The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex.
My Thoughts
ive come to understnd that love for a single individual, for the better part of ones own mental health, is sometimes better... denied
Sex With Robots
People will be having sex with robots by 2050, an artificial intelligence expert has predicted. David Levy's book Love And Sex With Robots: The Evolution Of Human-Robot Relationships claims robots will become so lifelike that they will be hard to distinguish from real people. The 62-year-old, also a chess master, writes in his book: "Great sex on tap for everyone, 24/7. What's not to like?" Robot technology is advancing hugely across the world, with Japan in particular making great strides towards robots which can help out in homes or hospitals. Mr Levy believes that the people most likely to use a robot for sex are those who are too ugly or too isolated to find human romance. He said: "They're lonely, they're miserable. I think society will be a much better place when they have an alternative that satisfies them without doing any harm to other people." Mr Levy is not the first to predict sex with robots. In 2006, Henrik Christensen of the European Robotics Research Network, p
Flying with the Wind He picked her up on the morning of a perfectly clear day. As she got in the car, he held out a cup of coffee toward her. "Good morning," he said, leaning over and kissing her softly. "Time for a little adventure." Susan looked at him for a minute as she sipped her coffee. He'd bought her a cup of coffee after meeting her at a music store in the Mission district. That day, she had discovered they had many things in common besides music. She loved his sense of humor and found him very attractive, so when he asked her to dinner, she readily agreed. He had kissed her goodnight on their second date. On another evening, he held her hand as he took her on a walking tour of the Mission district's murals. It was the most intimate he had been with her and she couldn't figure it out. She wanted more and was confused by the slow pace of their growing relationship. Didn't he feel the attraction between them as much as she did? They headed west and she suspec
Sorry If I Havent Gotton Too All Of Yah
so i realize that ive got ahead of myself and not rated all of my friends pictures .ive got a bunch of friends now and im just now going through ur pictures and trying too know u better , also dont be afraid too leave a comment i like hearing from yah and see how u are doing, thanks all
My World
lets see im 23 got a wonderful girl she's about to have my daughter any day know my little girl dont know it yet but she is already everything in my world i hold dear to me i cant wait to see her face i got a great job doing what i like to do Construction so whats there to complain about?
Have you ever been kissed? I mean really kissed? Treated as though you're a delicious dessert to be savoured. Lips hovering over your throat; hot breath making all your hairs stand on end with the anticipation of being touched. Then finally the fleeting touch of soft skin against yours, a tongue tasting you, and then it's gone again. Only to reappear lower down... hands caressing your back, softly, but surely. Those hands know where they want to go, but for now they decently remain on your back, shoulders, in your hair, tugging it so your throat is exposed. Teeth graze your skin. You feel as though you're sinking into an abyss. If you were standing, your knees would buckle. Lust takes over, you seek the lips that are torturing you so, and capture them with yours. Teeth, tongues, lips, clashing, mingling, gasping. You're so aroused your juices are flowing freely. And yet you're fully clothed. This is strictly over the clothes foreplay, and yet you want it. You desperately want to mak
You made me cry... You tore me apart.. You left me in tears.. You've shattered my heart.. It wasn't your fault.. I guess it was me.. for love can't be forced.. Perhaps we weren't meant to be.. It still doesn't help.. now that i know.. Because for some reason.. my heart won't let go.. I've tried more than once.. to get over you.. but you make it so hard.. if only you knew.. I thought love was joy.. but i've got nothing to gain.. just sorrows..,tears.. and a little more pain.. The day the pain started .. reality came too.. It was the day i realized .. ......I'LL NEVER BE WITH YOU....... By: ME
All About Friends
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!' FAKE FRIENDS: never saw you cry REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad
Why Men Are So Cool
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. You don't have to learn to spell a new last name. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You can kill your own food. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Wedding plans take care of themselves. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. Everything on your face stays its original color. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy
Why do cheating men pray on women like there some kinda dinner? I know women cheat as well and yes it sucks, but why does one bad egg, apple whatever have to fuck it up for the rest who are half way decent out there in life, it seems we are playing a game of life and more and more people out there are playing a game of chance with peoples feelings instead, im blogging on a mumm i rated and commentd on as well, my best friend is in the same boat, she cought her man cheating on her and he dont want a divorces and shes willing to work it out, yes i belive some men can change if they really want to, but it goes back to the same saying fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me, we really dont need to be kicking our own ass's for sometghin someoen els did . I guess life is more metail then phycial and people take advatage of it, women are more emotional and men are more physcial, its not so bad when moreals are set in place but when you mix two peopel with fucked up morals, this
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Private My A$$
ok, lets see who i can piss off with my first blog of the year. what the fuck is with all of these people who post hundreds of pics allow one or two to be seen and label all of the rest of them private. bullshit, if you wanted them to be private and only for certain people then just send them to certain people jackass. what? i should feel honored that you choose to let me see your pics by "letting" me be youre friend? if thats the case mr and mrs god complex at least make them fucking good pics, not pics of your ugly ass petting your homely dog, i wanna see pics of you getting ramrodded so hard i can see the backs of your teeth through your asshole, after all these pics are so important you cant show the general public, only those you deem worthy. twat
Top 10 Reasons Men Could Never Handle Being Pregnant
10. Morning sickness would completely ruin their daily stop at the 7-11 For a breakfast burrito. 9. Swollen ankles would inhibit being able to squeeze into their high Tops for hoops with the boys. 8. Having to live through even one sports season without a single beer. 7. They'd suffer zipper rash from the increase in trips to the bathroom. 6. Men could never tolerate the constant touchy-feely from strangers. They'd end up arrested for assault after being felt-up one too many Times. 5. Maternity wear would be embarrassing. Imagine a sweet little pink Business suit with a polka dot bow tie. 4. By month nine it would be impossible to reach down and scratch. 3. The only stirrups a man would consider putting his feet in reside on Either side of a horse. 2. Man breasts are just NOT considered masculine. And the number 1 reason Men Could Never Handle Being Pregnant . . . 1. Nine months of wondering: "How is it going to get out that tiny Hole?!?!", woul
The Top 16 Signs You're At A Lame Super Bowl Party
16.Your friends cheer for the Budweiser Clydesdales and groan at the Coors twins. 15.Your host serves plenty of crab cakes and Chesapeake Lager, blissfully unaware that the Colts no longer play in Baltimore. 14.Tough to hear the commentary over all the knitting. 13.Your host's homemade giant plasma screen TV is leaking all over the carpet and he wants to know if you're type A positive. 12.For the 250,000th time, some moron says, "Da Bearz!" 11.Your boss says, "As long as you're going to the break room, why don't you make 20 copies of the Whittaker proposal." 10.Your drunken buddy casually mentions how much better the game would be if offensive lineman wore only thongs. 9.You miss the opening kickoff when your host insists on watching the last five minutes of a "Will & Grace" rerun. 8.No one is allowed to do a Jell-O shot without first hearing the host's Bill Cosby impression. 7.The guy who organized it refers to fondue as "FUNdue." 6.TV's broken,
Walter Reed Christmas Cards
My Wife's 8 year old daughter and the rest of her third grade class made Christmas cards. They made them for wounded American Soldiers spending the holidays as Walter Reed ARMY Hospital. 2 days ago ALL the cards were returned. The card were rejected by the hospital, and NEVER given to any Solider. I think the ARMY should be ashamed of itself. I think These kids deserve an apology or at least an explaination from the ARMY. If you think so too the address is Walter Reed ARMY Medical Center 6900 Georgia Ave. NW Washington, DC 20307 - 5001 Cmon people let them know what you think!!!
Irrestable To Who Now
i have been trying to figure what i say to women to make them go all gaga and want so much out of me ,, i have been trying to figure out for the life of me what itis that i say to make them this way ,,, is it cuz i am a good listener and that i ofer advice that only i know of cuz of lessons life taught me ,, but still this cant be the one thing women want ,,,, i mean most guys tell women what they want to hear but on the other hand i dont i tell them the truth is that so wrong of me ,,, if i think they r beautiful then i tell them if i think they r ugly i will tell them so ,,,, but still doesnt explain the factors of the women wanting to be with me andhave a releationship with me ,,, most of the women tell me that they r unworthy of a releationship but in the end i convince them that everyone is worthy of being loved ,,, is that such a crime ,,, and then on top of it all they r all trying to figure out what i say to make these girls think that i am there only chance at love and they h
I'am less disappointed with myself than others are, People expect things of me that I can not do, The things I can do, no one believes. Why must I always have to prove people wrong, why can't they accept what I say. I'am a dreamer, yet I'm a realist, I know my limits, I don't overstep my boundaries, if that makes me a coward then label me so. Some of us have wild goals, we may never achieve, and others have simple goals. I do not have goals, my goal is to live my life, so many people have ambition, but its for all the wrong things, it might start off with good intentions, but often times it becomes a power they can't control, whether it is money or the means they go to make it, and the steps to take it, and the people they squash to make it. If you have ambition good for you, but when you achieve your'e goal dont let it change you, be the one you were before you had the money and the power and the means to get most everyhing you want. So no I'm not disapointed in
More Bull Sh*t!
My 8 year old daughter and the rest of her third grade class made Christmas cards. They made them for wounded American Soldiers spending the holidays as Walter Reed ARMY Hospital. 2 days ago ALL the cards were returned. The card were rejected by the hospital, and NEVER given to any Solider. I think the ARMY should be ashamed of itself. I think These kids deserve an apology or at least an explanation from the ARMY. If you think so too the address is Walter Reed ARMY Medical Center 6900 Georgia Ave. NW Washington, DC 20307 - 5001 C'mon people let them know what you think!!!
January Birthdays
Okay I always try to send my friends a birthday card on or near their birthday. Well I see today that there are 47 people with birthdays this week. I am at work and don't have time to personally send one to everyone so I just wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ALL of you and I hope your birthday wishes come true. smiles
The Contest Starts Tomorrow Jan3rd Evening
The contest starts on saturday January 5th at 6 PM , central time , and ends on January 15th at 6 PM . Below is a list of all the contestants . When the contest opens just click on their picture to get to their contest page . Good luck to all and have fun . TY LOVE CHERIE
Allana Kay-lynn Norton
Rest in Peace Allana Kay - Lynn Norton 11 * 5 * 04 - 08 * 25 * 07 God called one of his little Angels home to Heaven. Lil Miss Lala always lived her life to the fulliest. She will be deeply missed, but never forgotten. Her memory in everyone's heart. A little piece of everyone who knew her died today, She captured the love of everyone who came in her path. She will always be loved an remembered, as a sweet little Angel with The Golden Threads. Please pray for the family, and everyone greeving for the loss of little Lala Bean.
Two Golfers
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot way to the right. Ralph walked over to the deep rough, found his ball, and proceeded to beat the hell out of wild buttercups with his pitching wedge. Mother Nature appeared and said, "Since you destroyed all of my favorite buttercups, if you ever taste butter, smell butter, or even think about butter you will become deathly ill and die." Ralph walked out of the rough toward Charlie with a big smile on his face. Ralph then told him his story with a big grin on his face. Charlie says, "That's not a good thing! Why are you smiling?" Ralph replies, "I almost hit the pussy willows."
I normally don't vent in blogs but this time I am going to. People say I drink to much. Well deal with it. People say I spend to much money fuck it. Recently some of my family has been arrested for some scandels involving money. People say they are guilty. Well you know what you don't know them like I do and you know what fuck you for judging my family. I don't judge yours. Yeah my things are froze right now due to it but you know what I am never without means. I am the legendary BoO bitches. People say I am shamless and you know what I might be but I am being me. I say what I want, I say what I feel and for anyone to expect less is fooling themselfs. I am true to myself and that is all I care about so if you don't like it fuck you I don't have time for you anyway. The accused drunk. The accused druggie. The accused faud. LiL BoO "I will never lose myself for I will always be true to myself"
Whats your name spelt backwards?: einnoc What did you do last night?: talk to my boy on the phone, talked to the moms' and went to bed The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: pictures of myself and a song Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: unfortunately yes..i'm weird like that Last time you swam in a pool?: gosh, years ago What are you wearing?: baby blue pj pants and a tank top How many cars have you owned?: actually none Type of music you dislike most?: opera Are you registered to vote?: yeppers Do you have cable?: yeppers What kind of computer do you use?: mac Ever made a prank phone call?: yep You like anyone right now?: yes i do Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: sky diving of course Furthest place you ever traveled?: MN What's your favorite comic strip?: i have 2...Family Circus and Peanuts(yep old school) Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: yep Shower, mornin
Help Me Please...
I really want a morph pic and I will rate you add you and even give u fubucks, but I wont fan anyone... There is only one person I will fan and that is that.... Sorry if that seems stupid but everyone has their own things they do on here... Hope someone can help.. I have the pics ready that I want to use and everything! Muah Muah TomBoy!!
Gun Control!
> A LITTLE GUN HISTORY > > > > I Thought you might appreciate this . > > > > In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control.>From 1929 to 1953, > > about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. > > ------------------------------ > > In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million > > Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. > > ------------------------------ > > Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of > > 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were > > rounded up and exterminated. > > ------------------------------ > > China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million > > political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and > > exterminated. > > ------------------------------ > > Guatemala established gun co ntrol in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 > > Mayan Indians,
Sold My Pc
So Over!!!
I am so done with men! All they ever do is lie and cheat! I want to believe what i am told but it's so hard. How can I ever trust again? Men can't seem to ever tell a straight sentence, everything comes out as a lie and then when they get caught they act like it's your fault. Hey im not the one who got caught, If you know your going to eventually get caught, well guess what? Remember that!!!
The Brotherhood
FOR MEN ONLY! The BrotherhoodJoin Here!
So I have been out of town since the 22nd, I have been to ..... Atlanta, Kansas, St Louis, Nebraska, Kentucky, and now I am back in Atlanta until the 11th. I am currently staying at the Four Seasons Hotel in downtown Atlanta and its pretty nice. I am very ready to be home however, traveling really takes alot out of you. Well anyway, thats all I have for now, ttyl!!!
Nobody Ever Reads Blogs..........
i know nobody will ever read this.....this is a test so i can decde weither it will be a safe place to write my truth...........
A Boring Life
I need help on making my life non boring. All i do is go to school, come home cook clean and then go to work. And if im lucky a friend would call on a friday saying lets go to a bar. Lately everyone has been really busy and it bumms me out.
I woke up this morning to hearing wind and rain. The news talked about how California was going to be hit hard by many storms over the next 5 days. The rain doesn't scare me, it is the 55 miles per hour winds that scare me!!! It is crazy. It is supposed to get worse. I just hope our roof doesn't blow off our house! Our pool is full even though it self drains when it gets to a certain level. It is just filling up too fast and it is sloshing around. My cat is acting crazy wanting outside. I let her outside and then about minutes later I opened the door and she came flying in! I have so much work to do. January is my busiest month for work. Last night I found out that my stupid step sister has not been doing her part of the job for the last few months which makes me have to do even more this month. Oh well. Even if I have to work 10-12 hour days, I can get it done. Why I ever think she is capable of doing anything is just stupid on my part. Well, I just wanted to
Starting My Own Business...
Last night I dreamed I started my own business. It was an advisory service based on Biblical Financial Principles. My boss (today's his last day) is starting almost the exact same thing. I told him of my dream, what I wanted it to encompass and why. Him and I went back and forth on different ideas etc. What he is doing (unannounced to any one else here including upper management) is what I have always thought about and then dreamed of last night. Now him and I are getting together Sunday to get into the nuts and bolts of how it works. Apparently all the vacation time he's been taking (he's had 2months saved up) was to start his business and begin building clientelle. I've as a hobby started working on seminar material which he's seen and loves etc and with my background in helping a small business and a department hear at my present employer get off of the ground it looks like this thing just may happen! As a manager goes he's the greatest I've ever worked for and actually t
Thats Whatcha Call Real Love
Boy i lay awake at nite wondering why then i start to cry.... wishing you where here holdin me so dear but yet i fear... Your so far away and theres never gonna be that day when we find our way... juss kno from the start I will never part cuz your forever in my heart.... This is jus how I feel Im being so real cuz this is the real deal ... I've been lookin for your love, cuz its sent from above and thats whatcha call real love By:J3NNiiF3R
Fun Story
Entry for March 12, 2007 ok i wrote a short adult story awhile ago and figured i could post it here. it is all fiction from my demented mind! enjoy! You come in from a long day at work, and just want to relax. You take off your shoes and sit in your chair in front of your computer. You turn and log on and feel tense and tired, your eye lids are only half open. You feel hands gently start to rub your neck and shoulders, and they make you start to relax and your head rolls forward to give better access. The rubbing gets harder and deeper and then the hands move down over your chest. The rubbing continues to rub your tits thru your shirt, but then you feel a mouth kissing and licking the back of your neck. A moan of pleasure escaped your beautiful lips. The hands on your tits move towards the buttons on your silk blouse, and then they grab each side and rip the shirt wide open as the mouth on your neck bites down and starts to suck hard. The hands pull down the cups of your lacy
tears of joy tears of pain i have nothing left to gain just a life full of pain and whatever remains cuz nothing ever stay the same u should be ashamed playin all them head games are u really gonna point the blame ooohhh please god let it rain and make him feel an oz of pain by:JENNiiFER
Looking For Some Djs And Promoters
Ask For It
Ask For It la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la, la la.. Ohh.. It's been 2 months and 20 days the last time I layed my eyes on you (and I'm taking time) of not beein around you (and I'm taking time) of not seeing your face and baby I know.. that It's killing you too I can hear it in your voice when I'm talking to you (on the phone late at night) my conclosing ears (beeing alone ain't right) so confused babe some nights i cry (thinking about you babe, cant do with out you babe, please believe) that I gotta stay calling you you ain't ever gotta worry bout nothin so baby please tell me if theres anything you want(want) anything you need (need) there aint nothin in this world that you cannot have all you gotta do is ask for it all you gotta do is ask for it many nights I cried thinkin about you boy I've been dreamin about you boy now we're seperated boy theres one thing to say but you gotta show you love me because it's 1
It Is Time That Appreciation Is Shown
As being a part of the male population, I feel it is high time that all you ladies be recognized for you being you. It doesn't matter whether your a domestic Goddess, Corporate Goddess, Submissive Goddess or any other term you wish to apply to yourself. The truth being for a long time I feel you have been under appreciated, that is sad in my eyes. I imagine I will get feedback, and really it matters naught. I first want to apologize for the crass, brass, the egotistical, vain, the down right dirty, and sexist behavior you have had to endure. Just for a chance at being a friend. Truth be told without ladies there really would be no men. We come home at nite and lay our trust in you, you are our peace and love and comfort. And yet does the man notice or acknowledge? Probably not. You go about your day work hard at what you do, and still at night have the time to share and be the love to someone. Be the arms that holds them, and there to build the other back up to face the next
My Thoughts Of You
There isn't a moment That my mind don't wander to you. There isn't a night That I don't fall asleep thinking of you. In my dreams You will always love me. I long to hear your voice For it always made me feel good. I long for your touch And the tenderness in it. I want to feel your gentle kiss And the love behind it. My heart wonders if you love me Or have I hurt you too much. Will I ever feel the touch I long for? Only time will tell if I will Ever be in your Loving arms again.
Soo Uhmm YEAAhh
OH this should be interesting... CAUSE.... YOU GOT F**KED!!!!! That's right, time to start the game. Post this to see how many will sleep with you! How many will kiss you! How many will marry you! How many will have your kids or you want them to have your kids! How many will make love to you! How many want to make out with you! And the catch? If you want to do these things to the person who sent this. LET THEM KNOW!!!! Don't hide, don't be bashful. Tell them and they might thank you for it. Give them the opportunity to respond by Reposting!!!!
Why Bother?
I dont know, I know this is a bad way to start out 2008, but I cant help but feel as if I should maybe stop tryin to show love where it isn't wanted. All I keep gettin it pain and heartache, and that isnt what love is about. He knows how much he means to me, what I wouldnt do for him, and yet, there is still something in him that I fight for. Why? I dont know. But Im getting tired of trying and putting so much into something that he doesn't believe in. Yes, he is my best friend and he claims I am his. When he tells me he loves me, I believe him, but there is that small piece of me that wants him to love me the way he once did, when we were together. I know you can not make someone love you....I guess I hold onto that hope that he does. Maybe one day....but in the mean time should I keep trying? Should I let go? Either kills me inside.
Cum Help Me Pweas
come help me i need 140,000 comments please i am trying to get a super pack and would love the help from all my friends and family memebers click the pic below to help me out
Da Juggalo Tavern
Birth Of A Hero
FRAGMENT Birth Of A Hero Track 1: Window Shopping Allow me to introduce myself... Urrrr!!!! Get away from me! Why do you fuck with me? Lie to me endlessly Deal with it all the time With everyone I see Why did you take from me? Everything I believed? I really think you should Get the fuck away from me! Get away from me! Get away from me! Get away from me! Get the fuck away from me! CHORUS: You don't know me! You don't see me! You can't see inside!..... You won't hurt me! You won't break me! You cant break me down!.... Why do you speak to me? Words of hypocracry? Planted within my mind Turned into lunacy Rage is consuming me Vengeance is all I see I really think you should Get the fuck away from me! Get away from me! Get away from me! Get away from me! Get the fuck away from me! CHORUS: You don't know me! You don't see me! You can't see inside!..... You won't hurt me! You won't break me! You cant break me down!.... Pick at me
My Phone Broke
hi all sorry to inform u but my phone broke i hope to get it turned back on some time soon but in the mean time you can reach me at myspace or here thank you all again and this place rocks
Yeah.. Whatever
Ya know.. I have been on this damned site for over 16 months.. I am barely on level 23.. and there are girls.. YOUNG girls here that have been on the site for only a few months.. and they are already ranked 25.. What does a girl have to do for some help around here.. Drop to her knees.. spread her legs.. What? Or does she have to just look a certain way.. I am always working alone in this.. WHY? Why cant I count on my "friends" here to help me? I guess the reason I don't get help here is I am not 18.. I am hot a HOT looking pornish looking girl.. You know what.. IT SUCKS!!!!! 16 months here.. and I dont have shit to show for it.. and the HOT lil girls here.. have everything handled to them on silver platters.. FUCK IT!!! I wont drop to my knees and suck you stupid fucks off.. or spread my legs for NO ONE HERE!!!! If I can't count on "friends" here.. I won't be helping out anyone else EVER!!!!! CASSE!!!
Bremmer, Guy Thomas PV2 Ypsilanti, MI Age 23, passed away Sunday, December 23, 2007 due to an automobile accident. He was born October 1, 1984 in Ypsilanti, the son of Hank Bremmer and Joyce (Andenoro) Cisco. Guy served in the MI Army National Guard. Survivors include- one daughter, Ashley; his mother, Joyce Cisco of Ypsilanti; four brothers, Brian, Shawn, Abraham and Travis; and maternal grandmother, Estella Andenoro. The funeral service will be 11-00 am Saturday, December 29, 2007 at Stark Funeral Service Moore Memorial Chapel with Pastor Gordon Moore officiating. Cremation will follow. The family will receive friends at the funeral home 3-9 pm Friday. Please sign his guest book at Stark Funeral Home Obituaries This is very painful. I knew his mother when she was pregnant. I saw him for the first time within a few days of his mother bringing him home from the hospital. I helped his brother babysit him and his brother Travis on more than one occasion. Its
yay!!! thank god... I fuckin hated that shit. I was like throwing up every hour.
Date: Jan 1, 2008 11:38 PMIf any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if FUBAR could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post as many people can see this as possible. This has to be stopped.i have 2 pitbulls and they are my babys.i love them dearly.they wont herat a fly and it is all about how they are brought up they just dont start out mean at
Help Please!
This sweetheart only needs 3800 more comments by 8 pm CST tomorrow night and she wins her very first VIP! Please come help us out! She really deserves this!
Brotherhood~men Only
FOR MEN ONLY! The BrotherhoodJoin Here!
Seattle Policy In Norml News
Seattle Marijuana Policy Review Panel Concludes I-75 Working As Intended Seattle, Washington: Initiative 75, passed by the Seattle, WA voters in September of 2003, requires that "the Seattle Police Department and City Attorneys Office shall make the investigation, arrest and prosecution of marijuana offenses, when the marijuana was intended for adult personal use, the citys lowest law enforcement priority." The ordinance subsequently adopted by the Seattle City Council to implement the new policy included provisions for the president of the city council to appoint an eleven-member Marijuana Policy Review Panel to assess and report on the effects of this ordinance. Today, following more than three years of meetings and reviews, the Marijuana Policy Review Panel issued their final report, including the following conclusions and findings: I. I-75 was implemented and following its implementation there were reductions both in the number of Seattle Police Department marijuana inc
Prove It To Yourself: Follow Your Dream!
"Don't waste your whole life doing jobs everyone else expects you to do and taking roads already paved... pave your own road and do what you want to do with your life. I'm sure that no one says "I wish I would have worked a little harder" right before they die. No, they would wish they spent more time with friends and loved ones and spent time following their heart and pursuing their dreams. Don't ever let anyone think your dreams are stupid or that you can't make a living doing it. And, don't ever let folks convince you that there is too much competition to make it, or that you should just get a "real" job. Do what you want to do." Richard Foley 2008
Check This Out
Hey, check it out. I have this nifty little gadget on my Fubar profile page where you can leave me gifts. Check in the INTERESTS part of my profile and leave me a gift, please. there's even a cool little search option, where you can type in something and they'll find it for you. So you can leave me presents that won't cost you any FuBucks, but that will make me smile :) Be creative. And if you get one, I will leave you some cool stuff too. Be a dear and leave me lots and lots of cool stuff. Roxy loves presents :) I LOVE YOU BABY!!!
A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.
Souls Companion
I have lost my soul's companin, A life linked with my own; Sadly I miss your footsteps, As I wander all alone. God is good He gives me strength, To beat my heavy cross; He is the only one who knows, My sad and bitter loss
Walk With Us
Our lives go on without you But nothing is the same. We have to hide our heartaches When someone speals your name. Sad are the hearts that loved you Silent the tears that fall, Living our lives without you Is the hardest part of all. You did so many things for us Your heart was kind and true, And when we needed someone We could always count on you. The special years will not return When we were all together, But with the love within our hearts You will walk with us forever
I've Changed
Rates, Fans And Adds
something that makes me laugh.... the ones i like the best are the ones that have Rate/Fan/Add me please which is fine.... hell, rate fan and add me! Whats the funny part is though is.... when they come look at your page, and they do none of the above.... if youre gonna look, rate, fan add..... like renting an old VHS tape, please be kind, rewind! COMMON FU-COURTESY! lol
To Reiterate My Bulletin!
There are a few things on this site that really gets on my nerves...and both have to do with women and their thinking that all guys are shallow and all we care about seeing you naked. There is a such thing as a man befriendng a woman just for the simple matter of being "friends"...which leads me to my first gripe....Why is it you feel the need to use a pic as your display pic that clearly isn't you....if you're using it to attract guys that are looking for centerfolds then clearly they are not the men for pics of will surpise you on how many visitors you get....MY second gripe...though i request friendship with many ppl....dont expect me to pay to see your pics...not through a happy hour..or whatever the case may be.....all you are doing is putting a pricetag on your far do you go with that....$5 for a bj in the alley after leaving the club....dont shake your head it is the same want guys to pay for what you
Moving Away
So, I'm about a month and a half away from my move down to Alabama and I'd really like to meet some kick ass people to make it fun, like break me in to the area, so im posting this just to inform anyone who may read it and is down that way!
Finding Neverland
Finding Neverland I have to lose my mind in order to gain my senses, in order to understand life beyond reality, past all the things I think are real... and honest... and true... and good. It is only then that I can see, and sometimes understand, while others watch and point, accuse me and call me names. I evolve to another sense of being. One step closer to reality. One step closer to truth. When I lose my mind and think without thinking the thoughts I've been trained to think, without seeing the things I've been trained to see... to believe, an entirely different and new world appears... light without the sun, water without rivers or streams or rain... or tears. Beauty beyond flowers and blue skies and pretty dresses and painted faces with locks of hair chemically placed. Bow ties and ribbons and vests with wrist watches and leather shoes. Beauty felt without touching or seeing Reality without real. Only truth. Below is something I throwed in: Knowledge doesn't co
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Becau se their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't never h appened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart... Then you ar
The Monkey
The Monkey is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the Monkey is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. People born under this influence have an innately low boredom threshold. Inquisitive in the extreme and forever believing that the grass is greener elsewhere, they need to find continual stimulation to keep themselves interested and amused. However, often Monkeys are too clever for their own good and can be mettlesome, opportunistic, and unscrupulous to the point of being tricky and manipulative. This is because Monkey types possess acute psychological perspicacity which enables them to read people like books. In particular, women under the Monkey influence can play rather subtle games with members of the opposite sex. And although Monkeys give the impression of getting on fabulously with everybody, this great rapport is often nothing but a ruse -- Monkeys are in fact egotistical and selfish. They tend to be lazy, concentrating
North Of Ho Chi Min
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I'm Sorry
Things U Should Know
Here's some sex advice for those of you who cant get the job done. 95f females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for the key pussy first ! ..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end. however u like...... now once ur in between her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them.. kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc.. finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want.. that's all's easier to make em cum w/their lips
Need A Vip
VIP GIVE AWAWY I HAD ONE DROP OUT THAT DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO PARTICIPATE! SO I HAVE ONE VIP AND 250.000 FUBUCK'S UP FOR GRABS! What you need is 15.000 photo comments. Rates will also count 10 points each for fu-bucks as a added bonus! (example 100 rates = 1,000 fu-bucks) This will begin as soon as I have 1 entry photos. A FEW SIMPLE RULES ... No NSFW Pics Or Course. Must Have 15.000 Comments To Win Rates = 10 FUBUCKS Each, To Be Added To The Final Total. Self Comment Bombing Is Allowed And Encouraged. Bombing Families Are Also Allowed To Help. Anyone Being Disrespectful Or Bringing Any Drama To The Contest Will Be Removed Immediately. You don't have To Be My Friend Or Fan To Rate or comment,but it will be helpful as i may post blog's or bulletins throughout the give away.However You MUST Have A Salute And Be A Level 5 And Above To Take Part. You Can Pimp Your Entry Pic Any Way You Like .. In Blogs, Bulletins, Private Messages And Comments Left On Yo
A New Me
The Dash
read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend He referred to the dates on her tombstone From the beginning to the end He noted that first came the date of her birth And spoke the following date with tears, But he said what mattered most of all Was the dash between those years For that dash represents all the time That she spent alive on earth. And now only those who loved her Know what that little line is worth. For it matters not how much we own; The cars, the house, the cash, What matters is how we live and love And how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard. Are there things youd like to change? For you never know how much time is left, That can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough To consider whats true and real And always try to understand The way other people feel. And be less quick to anger, And show appreciation more And love the people in our lives Like weve never loved before. If we tre
Sorry Friends
Just wanted to let everyone know that I am not ignoring you,but i a havent been feeling good and have been sleeping alot.....I just got an antibiotic from the drs today,so hopefully i'll be feeling better soon......I miss you all and hope to be back talking to you soon.....
Poosay Lickers Must Read...
Here's some sex advice for those of you who cant get the job done. 95f females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for the key pussy first ! ..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end. however u like...... now once ur in between her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them.. kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc.. finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want.. that's all's easier to make em cum w/their lips u hav
What Happened To Rose?
I became very sick at the end of October and haven't been able to be on very much since then. A prescription the doc gave me to control my allergies made me deathly ill. A few weeks ago we found out what was making me sick but unfortunately it has taken it's toll on me and I have picked up every virus and infection that has come down the line since. Yesterday I ended up in the emergency room. :-( I apologize for not commenting back or answering many emails. I hope I'll be able to spend more time online again soon. I hope you all had a great Christmas and New Years! ~Rose
Beautiful Dreams
She fell across her bed in complete exhaustion. Hair wet, her body glistening, the hot shower still evident on her skin. A tiny bead of water runs down her neck below her ear. She closes her eyes, her body responding to sudden temperature change. Her mind drifts, He's there. Someone she has never touched - who had never touched her. Not that way. Her breast responded with every breath. Deeper and deeper she breathed him in. She could feel him over her. His breath so subtle on her hot skin. Cool - exciting. He didn't dare touch her with his hands. He kissed her softly with his moist lips letting his tongue taste her briefly. She wanted him to take her. Take all of her right then. Her heart pounding, the blood coursing through her veins was hot with desire. He gently held her by her wrists and whispered, 'Relax, keep them closed, I've only begun', she exhaled, Please, her body tingling with excitement and anticipation of his next adventure. He slid his arms under her thig
Pain consumes me like a fire in the forest i hate the distance i hate the fights i hate this every thing that is the bad side of me what can i do but sit here and take the pain and suffering i wonder around blind in this world i only feel for her and she knows it and sees it but it seems it is not enough i would cut the heart from my chest and send it to her if i thought it would help her know i worry and stress out about the things i do cause i am in love for the very first time in my life and i happens to be scary and i am new to it but yeah i am out i just hope you read this and you know who you are love ya bye
Please Read
Could you please help my friend she needs alot of comments to help her win a contest,, thanks alot terri
When Two Souls Meet..
NuttinButtSexxy When two souls, which have sought each other for, however long in the throng, have finally found each other ...a union, fiery and pure as they themselves are... begins on earth and continues forever in heaven. This union is love, true love,... a religion, which deifies the loved one, whose life comes from devotion and passion, and for which the greatest sacrifices are the sweetest delights. This is the love which you inspire in me... Your soul is made to love with the purity and passion of angels; but perhaps it can only love another angel, in which case I must tremble with apprehension.
Name In Sexual Dictionary
Tara -- [adjective]:Extremely dominant 'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at
What Do Men Not Understand????
Okay..............Lets try this again, shall we???? Where does it say in my about me to add/fan/r8 AND Cam please????? I believe it doesn't SAY Cam is ok.... You men need to read *About Me* there is nothing about camin' addin to yahoo or *make honey* none of that.........So why send me a message sayin add me yahoo msn ect so we can cam???? I will make myself Clear 1 (ONE) MORE TIME........I AM HERE FOR FRIENDSHIP.........NOT TO SEE SOMEOTHER GUYS PENIS, HIS BALLS NOTHING THAT I CAN GO SEE WITH MY HUSBAND! DO NOT SEND ME A SHOUT, PRIVATE MESSAGE, NOTHING, IF IT HAS TO DO WITH ANY BODY PART OTHER THAN UR FACE, OR FOR FRIENDSHIP...........I WILL NOT TELL THIS PERSON'S NAME.........BUT............THE NEXT DAMN TIME I WILL EXPOSE YOU MEN FOR THE PIGS YOU ARE, I AM KEEPIN A LIST... I AM NOT AND STRESS N.O.T A FUBAR WH0RE AND NOT CARE TO SEE ANY MAN'S PENIS EXCEPT FOR MY HUSBAND'S.... THX SO VERY FREAKING MUCH !!!!
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Birthday Party
hello again heres another invite to all my local friends. My GF IS celebrating her dirty thirty tommorow night. It takes place at Down the hatch north on mt. morris rd. north of saginaw rd. It will be starting at 9 o'clock. shes a litte depressed about turning thirty So I wanna make this a night shell never forget so please come join us tommorow night at Down the hatch north on mt. morris rd at 9 pm. there will be cake.
Had Enough(repost 4 Deanna)
Between my cancer and Lord wolf ahhhhhhh Spirit Warrior what ever he is changing his name to now ( Jeff ) I'm leaving fubar for awile to get myself straight and giving Hippie and Morning Star the Kingdom till i can get my head straight And Jeff...fuckin FYI..IT FUCKEN MATTERED TO ME... but hay it didnt to you would it?its just fubar Blessings Family Thau will do good Shattered Heart Deanna
Pop Rocks!
All I need in my life is to be concerned with me and mine! I don't give a crap what y'all think about what I do in my life, I mean I'll do what works for me. I don't need to lose weight or any dumb shyt like that. I've lost a lot of weight lately... like I need someone telling me I eat too much. Love me for who I am; not what you want me to be! I'll never choose you over my friends, and I deserve trust when it comes to my relationship with him! You should except that he is a part of my life and he loves my kids! He is my bestfriend! You didn't even like me, you had more interest in my girl friend anyway! I say... "What the fuck ever!"
Girls Vs. Grown Woman
Girls vs Grown women Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling Girls check him for not calling them Grown women are too busy to realize he hadn't Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys Girls make him come home. Grown women make him want to come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and / or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and / or good enough for any man Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (don't want him hanging with his friends) Grown women realize that a lil bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special and goes to kick it with her own friends Girls think a guy crying is weak. Grown women offer their shoulder and
Brown Eyes
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka wolves)) when they need to be.They are bad to the bone. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss s
I'll Be Back Soon
DBLA have moved and has not internet yet. I have been online using his 11's for him each day. So if you have tried to shout him and not got any answer thats why. He called me tonight and wanted to tell everyone that he will be back online hopefully before the end of next week. PLEASE REPOST SO THAT ALL HIS FRIENDS WILL SEE. Again please show him sum mad love... Thanks MsMaine Breaking BenjaminBreath (Live)Music Video Codes By Music (repost of original by 'DBLA {NBSD}...SWEETWATER'S STUD BARTENDER/ENFORCER' on '2008-01-04 19:23:59')
The Human Body
THE HUMAN BODY You really ought to know this. The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to
I am one of the millions of people who has this disorder.....and it's sucks ass!.... Bipolar Disorder Bipolar disorder (also known as manic depression) is a treatable illness marked by extreme changes in mood, thought, energy and behavior. It is not a character flaw or a sign of personal weakness. Bipolar disorder is also known as manic depression because a persons mood can alternate between the "poles" mania (highs) and depression (lows). This change in mood or "mood swing" can last for hours, days weeks or months. Bipolar disorder affects more than two million adult Americans. It usually begins in late adolescence (often appearing as depression during teen years) although it can start in early childhood or later in life. An equal number of men and women develop this illness (men tend to begin with a manic episode, women with a depressive episode) and it is found among all ages, races, ethnic groups and social classes. The illness tends to run in families and appears to have
Vinny Say's!
Writtin by CCR & Vinny the Kid Whoa, thought it was a nightmare, Lo, it's all so true, They told me, "Don't go walking slow 'Cause Devil's on the loose." Better run through the desert, Better run through the desert, Better run through the desert, Woa, Don't look back to see. Thought I heard a rumbling Calling to my name, Two hundred million guns are loaded Satan cries, "Take aim!" Better run through the desert, Better run through the desert, Better run through the desert, Woa, Don't look back to see. Over on the mountain Thunder magic spoke, "Let the people know my wisdom, Fill the land with smoke." Better run through the desert, Better run through the desert, Better run through the desert, Woa, Don't look back to see
Read Everyone
could you please help my friend out and win a contest .. she needs comments please thanks everyone
Hey everyone, thanks for reading this. I'm in my first contest and would love some help. This is a single comment contest. Just click the link below and leave me a comment on that pic. that's it. simple. :D:D please help out.
why is it, that everyone on this site feels it imperative to rate everyone a 10 and to make absolutely false comments about everything. for example: girl a posts pics of the worst piece of shit scratch ass tattoo that i have ever seen, yet everyone who leaves a comment, especially the guys, leave a comment about how nice the ink is, have you people lost your minds? guys your not gonna get blown for tellin someone that the crayola like tattoo that they have just gotten looks lovely, tell them the truth dumbass, that it looks like a rained on pile of goat shit, stop being pussies people. i say we rally and start telling these goofy ass ugly people exactly what we think. this is REVOLUTION!!!!! Whos with me?
Free Fubucks??
Reposted from a friend: I am offering 10,000 fubucks for 200 comments! please help! I only have a week left! Here is her link: So if you are able to help bomb her she will pay you.Here is her profile link as well: Nyha "owned by Slave Mistress Broken" & cherry eater@ fubar
Just Chillin
just thought i would drop a blog, just on here to meet new friends, seewere things go, maybe more , lets see were this road may led us, tanx for reading, take care,
P. Niss Vs V. Gina (hehe! Crystal Makes Me Laugh!!)
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulat
Just Me.
I have just recently decided to start the process of Opening Up and showing more of my inner self to people. On here and in real life. That means that I go against my norm of just showing people superfical pieces of me mixed with a little fantasy to slurry the mix so no one knows the wiser. I have also taken it upon myself to try and help guide some of my friends on here in areas that I see they need direction and also in them opening up as well. This has ruffled some feathers, caused hurt or upset feelings with the ones that do not understand that my intentions are honorable and for their benefit. I have seen my visits from some go down, others remove their "crush", and still others move me down on their friends list. No worries, I'm still standing and will still be their friend no matter what. If the truth hurts, then maybe they should take a look inside, why did it hurt? we become defensive when we do not like to hear something or wish to change it. I welcome comments and advice goo
Unholy Bombers
I stole this from someone....but damn, ain't it the story of my life!!! GRRRR! MR. RIGHT Advantages a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally c. He will love you even when you are not lovable d. He has a career and not a job! e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you g. He doesnt have a bunch of kids and babies mommas - hes smarter than that h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see hes fine as hell! j. He can dress - knows the difference between formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat. k. He loves his mother and respects women Disadvantages a. You`ve never met him
Do U Know These Facts
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears never stop growing.. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.. When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.. Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned his Wife or mother because they were both deaf. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself." The smallest unit of
Sexiest Ride Yet!!! Hop On The Death Train!!!
DEATH TRAIN This is a fan, Rate and Add Train Its an easy way to gain Friends/Fans/Rates so come and ride! Its easy to join and a fun way to meet new ppl Here are the rules... 1. MUST add/fan/rate Conductor (me) and ALL the riders, all people will return the love 2. Contact Conductor (me) by fu-mail when FINISHED Fan/Rate/Add Everyone 3. When adding the people make sure to put DEATH TRAIN in the message 4. If the person is already your friend, leave DEATH TRAIN in a comment on their page 5. You dont have to be lvl 10 or higher but you do need a salute to be added! 6. You will be added after you finish fan/add/rate all the people CONDUCTOR Deathtrain416@ fubar ASSISTANT CONDUCTOR Lady Faŋazia ~ Fu Misrėss @ fubar RIDERS Cappy@ fubar *~$inful*~ MiSSin My HoRsE fan/rate/add PLZ@ fubar lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Proud owner of Hopeless Romantic@ fubar HANKSTER@ fubar
Why I Don't Care (and You Shouldn't Either)
So other day I said something at work, was pretty insensitive, and I realized as of late it seems like I will without fail say something w/o thinking. Males ignore it when I do this, it's almost like they say to themselves "well, he's a good guy, prob doesn't realize I care etc, no problem" But women? wow, they get pissed. They immediately get defensive, justify and then look for a crack in my armor. Usually I hear something like "Wow, like your perfect" and usually answer is "well, no but I have it pretty close don't I babe?" Anyway not picking on women, just pointing out that as a group they seem most pissed off at me usually. Probably my fault, remember guys, fastest way to losing is arguing with a woman. If you learn to just say "your right" and get it over with, you'll be happier and less agitated later when you have to do what she says anyway then if your spent an hour arguing your point, hour making it up to her and two days trying to get back in her pants. Sensitiv
The Letter E
Todays Fubar is brought to you by the Letter E! Yeah Im just wasting time being stupid N how are you today? I must be bored out of my mind or just plain stuck in fubar land!! Does anyone have any letter Es to share lol E!
Makeup Sex
Is makeup sex better than just plain love making?
Only Massachusetts People Would Understand!
1. The Red Sox World Series wins were, and will always be, the greatest moments in your life. 2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow. 3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke. 4. You went to Canobie Lake Park or Water Country as a kid. 5. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries. 6. You do not recognize the letter 'R' as a part of the English language. 7. Your social security number starts with a zero. 8. You can actually find your way around the streets of Boston . 9. You know what a 'regular' coffee is. 10. You keep an ice scraper in your car year-round. 11. You can tell the difference between a Revere accent and a Dorchester accent. 12. Springfield is located 'way out west.' 13. You almost feel disappointed if someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space. 14. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Gloucester, Peabody and Haverhill ! 15.
What This?????
Sacttories's harder than it looks! Copy and paste into a new bulletin. Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question. What is your name: ..........Dorris 4 Letter Word: ..................Door VEHICLE............................Dodge City: ....................................Dover Boy Name: .........................Daniel Girl Name: .........................Donna Alcoholic Drink: .................Darkwood Sling Occupation: ........................Doctor Something you wear: ........Demin Celebrity: ...........................Doris Day (should be bouns 2 D's) Food: ....................................Donut Something found in a bathroom.........Door Reason for Being Late...........................Damn Kids Cartoon Character......................

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