Ok, it's been a while since my last rant, and I guess it's been a while cuz I'm just not here very much. Spending a lot of time on the dirt bikes, working, hanging out with friends, etc. So here goes...
Today, I about fucking snapped when I saw this morph pic:
http://full.pca1.fubar.com/52/36/756325/1981446654.gif
(Copy and paste into your browser, I don't know why they don't have UBB code on here and I'm too lazy to do it in HTML)
What the fuck were you thinking?? Your big fat ass morphing into the body of a girl 1/2 your age in 100x better shape than you are...What the FUCK are you trying to say with that picture?? I swear to fucking God I HATE these fucking morph pictures. Anyone with 2 fucking brain cells can open up Adobe Image Ready and morph 1 picture into another. Don't think you're anything special by being able to make an animated gif. Those people with more than 2 brain cells are smart enough NOT to put these fucking retarded morphing pictures onto their profiles.
Be happy with who you are, or don't post your fucking pictures on the internet. Yes, by posting your pictures on the internet you are under the scrutiny of EVERYONE who looks at them. So don't call your mom crying about all the mean people on the internet that are making fun of you, instead, get a fucking gym membership, stop eating fried chicken and a gallon of ice cream at 2am cuz you couldn't even get the nerdy kid next door to come fuck you.
Holy shit you morphing picture retards need to just stop. In the words of Susan Powter, "STOP THE (FUCKING) INSANITY!"
As soon as I have some time, I'm gonna devote a little rant to this online Marriage License bullshit...what the FUCK are you idiots thinking?? As if marriage off the internet isn't bad enough, you're gonna get hitched online?? Who the fuck does that benefit?? *sigh*
More on that one later...Back to watching Football
