We can make love in the bedroom floating on top of my waterbed. I'm kissing you running my fingers through your hair. In the hallway making our way beside the stairs. We can do it anywhere. I can love you in the shower both of our bodies dripping wet. On the patio we can make a night you won't forget. On the kitchen floor as I softly pull your hair. We can do it anywhere...."
Ok, it's been awhile since I did the whole blog thing. I went back to work after a 2 month break....lawd this 7am-4pm is wearing me down! Anyway....it's 2:24am and I still can't sleep! So I guess I'll write about the diamonds at the meeting of my thighs (yea....Maya was writing about me yall!!)
What's the answer to the question in the title? I DO, I DO!!!! I know you remember the above lyrics from 112 (what happened to them anyway?) and that freaky ass video that they did. Well, as much as I am the wifey type and the romance shyt is cool every once in a while, I can't pass up the......(OK THIS IS THE PART WHERE I GET GRAPHIC AND DETAILED SO GET YOUR PENS AND PAPER READY TO TAKE NOTES)....hardcore, beat the pussy up type of shyt. What do I mean? I'm glad you asked! Hardcore to me means taking the upper hand and being aggressive. (And NO i'm not hinting that i want/need anything. I have all I need....I just feel like sharing in case ya'll need some suggestions...lol. NO SAMPLES OF THE GUSHY GUSHY SORRY)
NO SEX PLEASE: Bump the 8 hour foreplay and exploring each others bodies! I don't need to get my mind right or become one with you. I want to fuck...plain and simple! I really don't have time to sit there while u try to be romantic! I mean it's cool and all, but I have a short ass attention span. If you keep trying to tease and make me wait too long, I'll just say the hell with you and go watch a rerun of Good Times!
KISSING 101: Don't give me little boy pecks! I want to feel some tongue and please know how to use it. Kissing is such a huge turn on for me. My shyt get's gushy if you know how to do it right. I can tell a lot from a guy by his kisses. 2 main factors being how he eats pussy and if he can keep me interested. I am truly a lips person. If you have sexy ass lips and don't know how to use them, then don't ever try to kiss me. Cause once you get on my bad list, your chances with me are over!
BE DOMINANT: Don't ask me if I will do something, tell me what I'm gonna do. I have that attitude like New York! I will always take the upper hand. But when it comes sex you should tell me what to do. Don't ask me if you can hit it from the back, tell me to flip the fuck over cause you gonna take the shyt.
NAMES: Say my motha fuckin' name. Dayum I love that shyt! Get aggressive and call me some names. (using the example from before: Flip the fuck over and take this dick bitch).
HAIR DO's: Grab my hair but don't fuck it up. Just grab a handful and try not to pull it out!
SMACK IT: Grab and smack my ass, but please be able to keep the rhythm. This is another one that will get you cut from the list if you mess it up!
Cuddling: I'm not a teddy bear, so don't try to cuddle with me afterwards! Get the fuck off me! I'm hot and sweaty. Just go get me some water and a towel and I'll be good!
BITCHES: If you ain't talkin bout me, then I don't wanna hear it. It's all about ME, not her! When you are with me, it's just me and you! Shut it up till I leave!
SLEEP OVERS: I don't do them so don't be expecting breakfast in the morning! I'm not 7 years old and I want to sleep in my own dayum bed! Give me my dayum towel and water and I'm out!
TONGUE RING: Yea I got one but I don't need it to suck a dick. So I expect that you should know what the fuck you are doing too!
SKEET: Aim somewhere between the lips and titties. I don't want that shyt in my hair, eyes or in my cracks and crevices!
NIPPLES: You better know what you are doing cause I'll stop you with the with the quickness if i'm not feeling it. My shyt isn't super sensitive so it doesn't phase me either way.....unless you have nice lips or if its cold in the room.
BITE: Nibbling around my lower back and neck makes me gush forreal. But if you bite me, imma kick the shyt outta you. Just keepin' it real!
ANAL: Don't even think of touching my asshole. If it ain't nuts hiting against it, then it don't need to be there! I do plan on trying it, but I need a small dick for that. lol
HITTIN' IT: If you can't hit it from the back and pound/beat it up with a steady rhythm while slapping it, then keep it movin'! That's a big no-no with me. I DEMAND DOGGY!
EGO: yea, yea, yea! I'm vain, conceited, self centered whatever....but if you want that gushy gushy, then you gonna have to stroke my ego. I LOVE THAT! Talk to me. Tell me you like it. Get nasty with it. Tell me something in my ear....wooooooo lawd!
Keep in mind, there are always exceptions to the above.
Ok, I think I am slightly getting sleeping now. So I'm going to bed.
3:45am.........I'm out!
