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CUTE-O-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter
ok ok .. bare with me pleaseeeeeeeeee.. i am just new at this .. and people start to drop messages very fast! ugh! .. i am trying to keep up an learn! lol.. love keelie..
A Woman's Brain
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?'s finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration: Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.
Pathetic Cries For Help
I know I know here I got again. But we are sooooo close this time! He is in the lead by "1" vote and this contest isn't over until Nov. 30th! So if you haven't seen already Fubar is having a Hottest Bartender contest. There are 2 ways you can get to it. By link or by going under games and clicking on hottest bartender. My friend Scott is in the running for 1st place. Please you can vote everyday if yan't to. Just a friendly reminder. Thanks again gang! Create a website
Dear John
Happ Birthday To Naughty
I want to wish my good friend on fubar a HAPPY BIRTHDAY. And many more
DJ Wiccanlove is live and taking all your requests.Stop in and visit with her. Click on the image
The New House
Ok seems premature, but I finally went and looked at a house nearby that is for sale. Fortunately, I knewow the house was not going to sell anytime soon, they are asking way too much for a house that needs a LOT of work. Nothing majorly, like structure stuff, it's just well....ugly lol. Old lady design, my gawd the living room is allllll pink/mauve. (gag). Of course these things can be changed so I kept that in mind. But it does need alot of work, new carpet,windows,bathtub,paint,wallpaper,front of kitchen cupboards, heating needs updating, hell the whole interior needs redone but hey its something to do on the weekends right? LOL! So now I have to wait for them to choose a realtor which they are going to do sometime next month, which in turn will make the house go up in price, which of course I will finangle down. But just the same, in about 2 and 1/2 more monthes the house will be ours! I'm so excited really, just so much running through my head that will need to be done to it. But i
I Would Like To Give My Friends That Was At Our Wedding Yesterday
Who Is This?? (take A Guess She Is So Punk Rock)
Advice? :)
Ok here is the deal. Lindsay has almost surpassed her good graces with uncle sam...he's gonna be pissed. You see they give you 6 months to lose all your baby weight...well i made some progress but the loosing part just stopped and i have officially hit my plateau! ( i only have about 3 weeks left! AHHH **** RUNS AND HIDES **** ) Basically to sum it up...the questions is anyone know of any good diets? I dont mean crash diets...I mean the real deal ( i know i have to pick up the work out part) But im desperate. I need to see results.. and in between work, baby and school...where do you find the time to work out? Ok new mommies...what are your secrets? what are you doing? Hit me back let me know. Im for real serious...lindsay needs her sexy back... :) I havent been exercising as much as Id like to, and god knows i have to go thru another horrifying PT experience I think Im gonna crack. Im not sure how much more of the whole army thing...and i think all the peeps at work a
My Christmas Tree!
i have a christmas tree on my profile feel free to come check out the holiday spirit or drop me a special present under it! happy holidays too everyone!
No more "Private" pictures. Sorry.
Pet Food
As simple and stress free we want our lives to be, it never is, never can be, and never will be. As much as we want to say we know whatís going on, being the general public, we are niece, naive to an extreme. We live so sheltered to the on goings of big business and the almighty dollar, should we be ashamed of ourselves or be bold enough to speak out, and demand what should be right? Rambling to those it may seem, but there is a reason to the madness. The subject at had goes further than any of us would ever know, itís all about money as businesses keep us in the dark, unaware, and uneducated, and as do the bureaucrats who probably play an open had to them. A co-worker and I in spare time or if curiosity plays a hand in it, look at different subjects, and as of lately it has been on the subject of pet foods. A lot of this stemmed from everyone thinking they are buying the best pet food for their pet, no one can truly state this. With the recent scare on all products with
Christmas Tree
I got my Christmas Tree posted. Please stop by and show some love.
Hello All
To all my friends and family I haven't been on in awhile and for this i am sorry. But i have been in the hospital. I'm still not feeling better right no even though i am home. I on't be getting on much until i start feeling better. As of right now i am still weak. Who knew that having a major heart attack would take so much ut of you. I hope i will start getting my strengh back soon. Thank you, babyblue
Van Halen 11-29-07
Where? SaveMart center...Thats where im gonna be tonight,I saw them back in 1982 and 1983 with DLR of course,then again in 99 with Gary Charone singing! Now its DLR singing again,its gonna be a great show im sure!!Too bad Michael Anthony isnt on bass.Eddies son Wolfgang (16 years old) is on bass and background vocals!!
This Is How I Feel About You!!
True Love is so wonderful in many ways. I realize now that Love is wildly misunderstood although highly a desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causing the eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. The hours I spend with you, I look upon your beauty and smell a sort of perfumed garden and fall in love over and over.
Hi Everyone!
I spent the last few days getting everything packed and ready to go. The move went very well. But I find myself void of many things... like food! Today I'll be shopping for the most part, buying the essentials. It's been difficult being away, wondering what everyone has been up to. I'll be in and out all day long, but I should be back here tonight. I hope to chat with my close friends! Have a great day everyone :)
Red Fridays
Will You Give This To My Daddy? Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their c amo's, as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal! Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my
About Me
ok im a 19 male michigan man that plays guitar an i like to meet new people. im outgoing an like to do lots of stuff an if i like it i wil do it 2 or 3 more times. want to know more message me.
Life Sux At Times
As if I dont have enough problems with my marriage.. etc. We just had another freakin kick in the ass. Hubby called up to tell me the lovely news that hes getting a nice Christmas gift from his boss. The fucker decided he doesn't want the spouses included in on the insurance. There fore.. I will have to pay for insurance through work. Which working for hospital..its good insurance..but its also costly. I am not sure how much it will be for just one member..who works part time. I am about to blow up at his boss in general anyways. Each just keeps getting worst and worst. He comes home pissier and pissier. I told him I think its time for a new job..but hes getting paid good now. Just all of this crap plus our own personal issues makes life sucky around here. Not sure how much more I can take. Hubby said, now we got to figure out what to do about this. I told him just kill me off. LOL. He just might.. so in case you all don't see me around... just letting ya know..
Completely Disgusting
Ok people , I know that you think you have seen some foul and disgusting things in your time but I have found the foulist. I AM WARNING YOU NOW !! if you have a weak stomach then please do not watch the video on this website. If foul and disgusting things turn you on then this is for you. PLEASE I warn you again this should only be watched at home not a work and please don't borate me for posting this but I had to show everyone just what kind of world we live in. Just Click Link to see if you dare : The Most Foul website on Earth
Click On The Pic And Drop Comments. She's Almost To 5000.
The Cheating Wife Joke
A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife in bed with another man. "Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world." "It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with your wife?" The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass."
My Thoughts And Such
I AM a Strong Black man and as such . . . ∑ I will speak to women as human beings, not as potential sex partners, not as someone with less value than myself, not someone I must dominate in order to validate my manhood. ∑ I will not plan out how I can get a woman into bed before I even introduce myself. ∑ I will not judge a woman's beauty, worth or value by the length of her hair, the length of her fingernails, the roundness of her behind or the size of her feet, and most importantly, the color of her skin, just as I would not want to be judged by the length of my penis, the size of my wallet, the car I drive, or the amount of money I make. ∑ I will make every effort to make sure women know that they are safe when they are in my presence. I will not touch, grope, or physically intimidate them and I will not make unwanted sexual advances towards them. ∑ I will NOT strike, restrain, or threaten a woman. ∑ I will accept that if a woman says no, she means she?s not in
Big Egos
Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space We would worry less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do. We put so much undo stress on ourselves worrying what someone else thinks about us. We feel either we need to keep that person happy or impress that person in some manner. Life isn't intended to try to impress the world. Just impress yourself. If you can feel good about being the person you are and not hurting others than you have succeeded in life. We can't control another's thoughts or the type person that they are. We can only control our selves. That's enough work in itself to keep us busy for a lifetime. Those who find real happiness are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. Being a giver and not a taker. Feeling good when you give without expecting something in return. If you expect something back than your truly not a giver. A true giver enjoys watching some one else open a gift much more than they enjo
iam very stressed out today so if i yelled at you for the smallst thig dont think its you ok just haveing a bad day today my fucking roomate did not come home so i have to be the one to clean the room and the mess is not even my its his plus iam tire of pleaseing other people if you dont like me for me then go somewhere else i found out yesterday my grandmom broken her foot and is goign back to the hospital today so that jsut adds more to the stress so again if i snap at you dont think its you
Sway by:The Rolling Stones (M. Jagger/K. Richards) Did you ever wake up to find A day that broke up your mind Destroyed your notion of circular time It's just that demon life has got you in its sway It's just that demon life has got you in its sway Ain't flinging tears out on the dusty ground For all my friends out on the burial ground Can't stand the feeling getting so brought down It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway There must be ways to find out Love is the way they say is real, startin' out Hey, hey, hey now One day I woke up to find Right in the bed next to mine Someone that broke me up with the corner of her smile, yeah It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me... It's just that demon life has got me...
please comment me and rate me all comments and rates put together make the total score thats the pic link thanks love you all
Love Your Neighbors
love your neighbors but don't pull down the fence.
Thank You
Thanks to the secret admirer of my lips for entering me in the most kissable lips. That was very sweet of you, I dont know about contests and trying to keep up with everyone else. But the gester was very sweet so thank you to who ever you were...MUAH
This Time Of Year
Psalm 55:22 --- you really need to read this. "Friends are God's way of taking care of us." This was written by a Metro Denver Hospice Physician: I was driving home from a meeting this evening about 5, stuck in traffic on Colorado Blvd., and the car started to choke and splutter and die - I barely managed to coast, cursing, into a gas station, glad only that I would not be blocking traffic and would have a somewhat warm sp ot to wait for the tow truck. It wouldn't even turn over. Before I could make the call, I saw a woman walking out of the "quickie mart " building, and it looked like she slipped on some ice and fell into a Gas pump, so I got out to see if she was okay When I got there, it looked more like she had been overcome by sobs than that she had fallen; she was a young woman who looked really haggard with dark circles under her eyes. She dropped something as I helped her up, and I picked it up to give it to her. It was a nickel. At that moment, everything came into
What if you gave someone a gift, and the neglected to thank you for it- would you be likely to give them another? Life is the same way, in order to attract more of the blessings that life has to offer, you must truly appreciate what you already have.
Jokes N Such
2008 Democratic National Convention 7:00 pm Opening flag burning 7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. 7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton 7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging 7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore 8:15 pm Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding 8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry 9.00 pm Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon 10:00 pm "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin 11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand 11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn 11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William
Things Women Say...
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding ho
Message Of The Day
Every sixty seconds you spend upset, is a minute of happiness you'll never get back .. Today's Message of the Day is: Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
One Sexi Italiana!
This is muh GIRL! Help her level up! Rewards will be generous! Thank you! SexxI Italia Mami! ---- CLICK HERE!
Christmas Kisses
I was entered into a different kind of contest today. No rates, no fanning, but you buy kisses for the person you want to vote most kissable person on fubar. All you do is go to the addy below send her 500 fubar bucks for every kiss you want to send my way and she will send the kisses on to me. You can send as many as you want. Thank you in advance for any kisses you may send my way as we do not know who sent them unless you tell us. Hugsss and Smoochessss, Crystal Ice the addy is
For Mommies
Dear Santa, I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited their doctor's office more than my doctor and sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows
Online Love? Is It Possible?
Does anyone know if there are any decent, honest people (besides me, lol) looking for romance online? In the last week, one guy told me I had promised not to talk to other men and I had disappointed him and he loves me (I responded to one email saying 'ok, I would like to get to know you' and am sure I never promised such a thing). Another guy after sending me roses, seriously pursuing me, and getting me to fall for him tells me he was robbed and needs money-- well it's kinda ok cuz I don't have any so if he's just scamming me it ain't gonna work. But the fact remains....guy #2 has hurt me tremendously. And there are at least 6 others in my inbox expressing their interest in me...I can't believe any of it at this point. I have to wonder what they want out of me. I guess I should have known better than to trust in others. Going to jump into the ocean
Pammi's Blog
Well i'm new here to fubar not use to how it work's i was told it is simular to myspace but better.Well i do not have pic's up on my page but i will soon i promise but hope to make alot of new friend's here on fubar.So far from what i have seen of this site it is cool so have a good one everybody.
Family Matters
After almost a year of no communication with my youngest daughter i finally have been chatting with her online. it has me a little worried and depressed. shortly before thanksgiving i found out that her and my grandkids weren't actually going to have a thanksgiving. she's worried about how her and her husband are going to pay their rent. and that there is a chance they won't be able to get any christmas for the kids. to me that just won't do. so i am going to be doing my toys r us online ordering today so presents will be there for the little ones. i am hoping she gets in touch and says she wants to be here for christmas though. if i don't get a chance to i would like to say hello to everyone now and wish you an awesome day!!! Happy Holidays!!!
No Title
Thank you for always being there, To listen and understand me. I appreciate all you did for me, And all you still do. Thank you for making me feel whole again, For putting my pieces back together. I appreciate you putting my life back together, You saved my life. You may not understand, Why I do what I do. But you never criticized, You just helped my through. I knew I could come to you when I was down, 'cause I knew you'd always be there to pick me back up and say everything will be ok.
Its Called Christmas With A Capital "c"!
Deleted Once Again...
This is the 3rd time i have been deleted this year and I can't figure out who or why its being done. Everytime I get to level 20..BOOM! more account. Can someone tell me what the hell I can do? I hide...but I guess its not enough.
Bus Stop Boxer
Band : Eels Song & Lyrics : Eels I don't miss where I came from But each night I dream about being back home When I wake up in the morning I'm too tired, tired of being alone So I get up and go downtown And pick me out a little piece of ground Where I can prove something to the world I can prove something to the world Don't look at me I'm the bus stop boxer X2 Daddy put us in the truck and Dropped us off and said good luck, then One lucky kid waiting for the bus Made a winner out of one of us Don't look at me I'm the bus stop boxer X2 Going down by the railroad tracks, where People know that they better not relax I'm the man, baby, I am the man This is where I can make you understand I'm the bus stop boxer Don't look at me X2
Please Pretty Pretty Please!!!
Show this woman some love rate and comment her... Get her the VIP she deserves!!! First one to 20000 comments get a free VIP!!! SO please Rate her picture and Comment it too!!! Pretty please!!! She really deserves it!!! Thank you Sooo much!!!
often enough my friends and family will ask or say that i am emotionaly disturbed. well i am going to tell you why. I am a 24 year old mother of 3, and what do i have to show for it. I dont have a family just 3 kids i am struggling to support and take care of. My husband left me along with just about everyother guy i meet and date, and if they dont just leave some how or another i push them away. I dont mean to push them away it just happens. I feel lonely alot, the few friends i had i stupily alienated cuz of my husband. I find it hard to make new friends cuz i have no way around except my own 2 feet. It is impossible to meet new people when you cant even pay rent. I think maybe i found someone and now i am afraid i am pushing him too hard. i dont mean to it just happens. I am starving for attention so bad i dont know what to do. I just want some people who actually care about me too and i dont just mean in a relationship way. I need friendship, love, support and a good j
Hoe Hoe Hoe
I made up some xmas stockings for people on my family list. Please feel free to rip them if you like. If I missed anyone and u would like one just let me know. xo cammy
Xmas Tree
Taz LUVS gifts -- Make me happy :D
Holiday Lovin Part 2
Ok, I have this one on my profile it has some pretty funky search options for get creative and a little bit freaky and send me some neat stuff...pretty please :D
Man's Prayer
Now I lay her Down for sex, I pray that she is tight and wet, But if she is loose and dry inside, I pray her mouth can open wide. Amen
PART ONE ok, so I have been on this site awhile now and it never seems to amaze me on childish mentality of people on here. Maybe I am not getting the full FUBAR experience because I refuse to pay money to this site. Maybe it is because does it really matter if I am a FUBAR FRESHMEAT or a FUBAR FUBERLORD? What do you get in the end besides a lighter bank account? Everyone keeps telling me (like I don't already know) that I need to do a salute to level up. DUHHHHH!!!! If I cared about all of this and wanted to level up I would have done so months ago. I have my face pics private for a reason (see PART TWO for more on pics). Why would I want to do a salute and put it out there? Come on people get over it! Why don't you actually try to get to know the people on here instead of begging random stangers for "Bombing on your contest pic" The winner gets what? A FUBAR keg? Whooo freaking doooo! Unless someone is delivering a nice frosty cold keg to my front door, I could care les
Tips For Flirting
10. Flirting is an attitude A good flirt is self-confident and not afraid to take risks. Be enthusiastic and positive ó it works! 9. Start a conversation The best opening line is saying hello. Talk about the surroundings, ask a question, ask for help or state an opinion. 8. Have fun Be playful, light-hearted and spontaneous. Show your vulnerability. 7. Use props Never leave home without a prop. Props are natural conversation starters. They encourage conversation and others will be compelled to start talking to you. Great props include dogs, kids, unusual jewelry, a fabulous scent, a sweatshirt with your favorite passion, unusual ties, hats, or an interesting book or newspaper. 6. Be the host Change your behavior from guest to host. You are not a passive person waiting around for romance; instead, you're the welcome committee. 5. Make the first move Move closer to the person you want to meet. Say hello. 4. Listen You have two ears and one mouth beca
December Celebrations
ANCIENT BRAZIL: Brazilian archaeologists have found an assembly of 127 granite blocks arranged equidistant from each other. They apparently form an ancient astronomical observatory. One of the stones marked the position of the sun at the time of the winter solstice and were probably used in religious rituals. ANCIENT EGYPT: The god-man/savior Osiris died and was entombed on DEC-21. "At midnight, the priests emerged from an inner shrine crying 'The Virgin has brought forth! The light is waxing" and showing the image of a baby to the worshipers." ANCIENT GREECE: The winter solstice ritual was called Lenaea, the Festival of the Wild Women. In very ancient times, a man representing the harvest god Dionysos was torn to pieces and eaten by a gang of women on this day. Later in the ritual, Dionysos would be reborn as a baby. By classical times, the human sacrifice had been replaced by the killing of a goat. The women's role had changed to that of funeral mourners and observers of the bi
My Photo's
Hi Ladies and how are you? I just wanted to say hi and that I am an exhibitionist (albeit a nice one). I mention sometimes to rate and comment on my photo's. The ratings do not mean much really. However, it lets me know you've dropped by and checked out my photo's. I know my photo's are not for everyone. For the Ladies that enjoy nude men I hope you enjoy :)
I love this band Dragonforce!.....They totally kick ass on guitars an their vids rock too!...You should check out their LP:Inhuman Rampage.....Ya can't miss with it,I promise!....Rock on dudes an dudettes!....Much love!
I Have A Confession To Make
yep you have been Rick Rolled
You've Been Tagged!
Rules: Each Player of this game starts by writing 6 weird habits or things about themselves. The people who get tagged need to blog their own 6 weird things or habits as well as state the rules clearly. In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment in their comment section that says that they are tagged and that tells them to read your blog section. 1. i eat ice almost constantly. don't know why...just some wierd oral fixation...I LOVE CRUNCHING ICE! yummy :P 2. i can't help but be lonely and totally anti-social at the same time. why is it that i yearn for closeness, yet shut myself away from everyone i know? 3. i enjoy watching porn. 4. nothing makes me happier than making people happy. 5. i fear growing old more than i do death. 6. instead of singing the words...i'll sing the guitar parts of songs.
Christmas Spirit
i made a christmas tree for the holiday spirit, come and take a look at it:)
Funny Shit
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings ARE Disoriented * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me * 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
It has been a long day and it is only noon. What does that mean exactly? I took my 15 year old son to his appointment to meet with the therapist. Not something he was wanting to do but it was needed. He got really mad when he saw that he had to fill out some forms and then when his Dad showed up, it made him even madder. So he filled out the form saying yes to everything instead of really filling it out. I told the therapist that. He did not want to talk to her so Peter and i talked to her alone and then Anthony talked to her by himself and even though he said it was a waste of time, I do think it accomplished something. He was mad walking out of the hospital and it was a very long appointment, 2 hours! I told him I would not talk to him as long as he kept on acting rude to me. So we got in the car. Peter got in his and he went back to work. Most of the ride home was in silence but then Anthony just started talking to me normal. He seemed to get out of his angry mood
Queen Of The Wrecking Ball!
The legendary Candye Kane is returning to the Northwest tomorrow night!!!! She will be playing in Bellingham at the Wild Buffalo...tix are $12! The show starts at 8pm with Baby Gramps opening!!! If I can pull the tix moolah outta my ass in the next two days, I will be there!!!! Check her out....she's SOO kick ass!
Man In Black
I dream of man in black He stands above me and I am the snack His eyes look through me and he sees my soul He reaches for my hand and we take the stroll Into the dark where he now resides Into the shadows where he hides And now heís bringing me- What will he do? Hopefully what I want him to His skin like porcelain, smooth and cold And I desire to be in his hold He makes love to me with only his stare And my brain knows that I must beware My body however needs him deep Only one of his kind could creep Into a person this way Iím not just lust, I am prey With his eyes locked on mine, he embraces my fruit His cold fingers slide in me, and his mouth in pursuit Of the pulsing flows of life in me He needs to drink, and I will agree His hands quickly moving inside He tastes me now and I enjoy the ride I feel the pain and itís more than good I want him so much more than I should Giving of me means marking my death Losing my sun, and losing my breath He feels so good I
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN Kentucky: Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Kentucky. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Kentucky plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. Onced and twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. People actually grow and eat okra. Fixinto is one word. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then there is supper. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." DJeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. YOU KNOW YOUR FR
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Talk About Real Love!!
I just read an article in this week's People magazine about retired Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Conner. She has to been married to her husband for 54 years, and retired a few years ago to take care of her husband who has been disgnosed with Alzheimer's disease 17 years ago. (So you can imagine it is pretty progressed) The article indicates he is at the stage where he has not really recognized her for awhile, and yet she continues to go visit him regularly. The article was about another little old lady in the assisted living facility that he lives in that he has fallen for. It described how when Sandra goes to visit her husband, the other lady sits with them and holds his hand, etc. And that she has accepted that he does not know SHE is his wife and that at least in this dark part of his life, he can have some sort of small piece of happiness. But she continues to visit him!! Imagine what that must be like for her. And yet her love for him is so strong that she just wants him to
Making Things
Hey all, I have been making morphs, if anyone wants one. Just let me know. So I can tell you how about sending the pics for it and all. Just let me know.
40 Rules Men Wished Women Knew
40 Rules Men Wished Women Knew 1. If you think you might be fat, you are. Don't ask us. Just get your fat arse in a gym. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put the f*cker down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. It causes arguments when we comment on it. 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present.......again! 5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 6. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 7. Anyone can buy condoms. 8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. 9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. 10. Sunday = Football/Rugby/Any other sport. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 11. Shopping is not a sport. 12. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 13. You have enough clothes. 14. You have too many shoes. 15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must
Your Lucky Day In Hell
Band : Eels Song & Lyrics : Eels Mama gripped onto the milkman's hand and then she finally gave birth years go by still i don't know who shall inherit this earth and no one will know my name until it's on a stone this could be your lucky day in hell never know who it might be at your doorbell this could be your lucky day in hell waking up with an ugly face winston churchhill in drag looking for a new maternal embrace another tired old gag am i just a walking bag of chewed up dust and bones this could be your lucky day in hell never know who it might be at your doorbell this could be your lucky day in hell father theresa you can't make me into you i never wanna be like you why can't you see it's me you know it's time to let me go this could be your lucky day in hell never know who it might be at your doorbell this could be your lucky day in hell
Christmas Poem (nsfw)
A Christmas Poem 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I
My Beloved Monster
Band : Eels Song & Lyrics : Eels My Beloved Monster and Me We go everywhere together. Wearing a raincoat that has four sleeves Gets us through all kinds of weather. She will always be the only thing. That comes between me and the awful sting. That comes from living in a world that's so damn ... mean My Beloved Monster is tough! If she wants she will distroy you. But if you lay her down for a kiss, Her little heart it could explode. She will always be the only thing. That comes between me and the awful sting. That comes from living in a world that's so damn ... mean La La La La La La La La
Beautiful Poem
This was created for me by my friend Robert. "Special eyes of a friend" Bright and sparkling Perfect in every way Beyond all description Portals into your heart Blazing and brilliant Full of sweetness Compassion abounds So clear and like mirrors Shimmering and glimmering Painting a special picture Sensitive, caring and kind Just like two perfect flowers Intense and warm Twin eternal flames flickering Love and compassion alive in them Showing life's greatest pleasures Gazing into them brings thoughts Of a very special lady One of kind miracle A very special friend
The Game
Hi, I kind of find this website a little confusing.... I have links over links so I am not going to be on here much.... I'm not able to see much on here. If you'd like to chat I'm on Myspace
I will NOT be online Friday Nov. 29 thru Dec.7th my baby computer needs the Computer Doc for those who have or want my number Please call when you have time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im In A Giveaway!!
im in a giveaway!! 14,500 comments and a free months vip please help!!here is my link go there and please comment show some luv and i will show luv in return!! sweetlips...
Vegas Baby!
gone Sunday to Wed in Vegas!Please call me if u have number if you dont ask me for it.
Martial Law In A Nutshell--15 Questions
Martial Law in a Nutshell--15 Questions By Mary Maxwell, Ph.D. Online Journal Contributing Writer Nov 9, 2005, 00:21 1. Q: Is it likely that martial law is imminent in the U.S.? A: Yes. The way has been partially cleared for it legally by the Homeland Security Act, that 'grandfathered in' the whole of a secret 1979 executive order dealing with emergency rule. One legal hurdle to martial law still remains, namely, the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878, which explicitly forbids soldiers to participate in domestic law enforcement. However, Congress could easily annul the Posse Comitatus Act, and is being pressured by the attorney general and the Pentagon to do just that. 2. Q: What is martial law? A: In popular usage, martial law means that some or all civil liberties are suspended. For example, there could be a curfew, which would prevent people from exercising their normal liberty to walk around after 9 p.m. Legally,
My Thoughts
In life, it is so easy to forget the small things that are so important. We instinctively focus on the bad. If we could all, for just a moment, step out and away from ourselves, and just be thankful for the simple things that we have been given, it would make such a huge difference in our lives. We all make mistakes, we all have heartaches, but it can only make us stronger. Live for the future, don't live in the past. Take every waking moment and live life like there will be no tomorrow. There is only so much that can bring you down yet so much more that can bring you back again.
Beautiful Women
i would love to meet some goodeeses in my area to help me see if im bi im sure i am but i want to get down and dirty in person so any women close to springfield oregon hit me up
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your last time. 5. The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell. 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow. 3. Romantic stuff like mushy cards and flowers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. And the number one thing only women understand: 1. Other women!
St. Peter's Spicy Christmas!
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something Christmas-y. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a Christmas card, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?" He answered, "They're Carol's."
Doin' It In The Shower
How To Shower Like a Woman: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat. 4. Get in the shower. Look for face cloth, arm cloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes. 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw. 9. Wash entire rest of body with G
Easy's First Blog
My Christmas Tree
Perfect Love
Perfect love, Perfect trust, doesn't exist in a world of lust. old fasioned desired outdated by foolish games holding hands means nothing when you can't remember names. lips on cheeks, fingers in hair, are no longer gestures, to show you care. illusions of love, destroyed by what's real... teaches us to not trust what we feel.
Leave A Gift .... Pls
Please leave your screen name so I know who you are and can say Thank You. :) *M*
Wwe Wrestling Fans
i have started a wwe wrestling fans lounge its been rocking every night since i made it the 19th of november. we got tons of wrestlers entrance theme music and wrestlers videos to watch plus a great group of wrestling fans. click on jeff hardy he loves to play ruff, check out my wrestling lounge below
Christmas Is Coming
Always Love You
Before I met you, I was badly hurt from relationships that fell apart, I didn't wanna live no more I just wanted an end, I thought nothing could cure me, My heart would never mend. You walked into my problems and made them go away, I didn't wanna be with you, 'Cause I thought you'd hurt me someday. I gave you a chance to see if that was true, But something was different and you were something new. Now, I know what your love is truly about, your sweet, honest, and loveable, something I can't live without. I hope that this love will last, Because you know I'll always love you, I hope we'll never part, because I know you love me too...
Dear Ron Paul Supporters, Many of you have expressed a desire to hear more substantive answers that any of the debates held so far have yet to deliver. Please explore the most substantial archive of Ron Paul speeches and articles on the issues of substance. Please visit RonPaulLibrary.Org and browse the many documents, all in Ron Paul's own words. Some of the documents are speeches Congressman Paul has made in front of Congress, others are simply articles and essays in clear and concise language. Please tell your friends to try out the RonPaulLibrary.Org out as well. The online archive is not necessarily for the person in search of a quick sound bite. However, many of the over 900 articles do have a sense of brevity, and are mostly quick reads of just a few paragraphs. Thank you for the outpouring of support for Dr. Paul and his constitutional message and agenda. :) For Dr. Paul and the Constitution to prevail, please contribute at or purchase
Christmas Tree! And Dont Forget My Bday! Hehe.
My Xmas Twee!!!!!
Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli
Lets all cheer for Bret Favor tonight!
Reunited With My Kids After 5 Yrs
I finally after 5yrs I was reunited with my children. At first I was really upset and ready to cry because it was hard for me to see them after so long. The first couple seconds were rough but I pulled myself together to be strong for the kids...they looked so great and they were just smiling and excited as I was, especially my daughter Bryana. I didnt want the moments with them to end so i talked to them as much as possible. I only got about a half hour with them but i was so relieved to have that! I felt like i was on cloud excited that i couldnt even sleep later that night...i was wondering for the last 5yrs how they sounded and how they were and now I know how they are...The best feeling in the world is feeling your kids put their arms around you and be glad that you are there! I just have to thank god so much for the second chance with my kids! And of course their Father who made it possible....It was the best!
Merry Christmas
I recently discovered a band from roadrunner records. The name of the band is Airbourne. They have a new album coming out in January. The album is "Runnin Wild". The band is from Australia. They kick ass. I have 3 videos from the opcoming album in my stash. I highly recommend you listen to "RUNNIN WILD FREE" & " DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH".You will not be dissapointed
Xmas Gifts
Let Me Handle The Rumors
NO I AM NOT DEAD!...... I am very much alive...and I would like to appologize to the jackasses that got my passwords and fucked with all my accounts.... my fubar myspace yahoo were all hacked into..... these accounts are mine again.... and once again I am very much alive....
God Bless The Troops
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Lady Jay
My Leg
Well, I went to a new doctor today. He's the head Dermatologist and after seeing him today, I so wish that I had been able to see him from the start a few months back. First, for the many of you who are not aware of what I'm even talking about regarding my leg, I have had a problem with my leg (originally both legs) since the end of May. Hence, the reason for no leg pics in my albums for many months! :P It started out as Erythema Nodosum (inflammation of the deep tissue of the leg). My left leg cleared up but my right leg got worse and swelled really bad, to the point that I was having to stay off of it with my leg propped up and taking the major pain killers. After about 3 months, my doctor told me that he was referring me to a dermatologist because he had exhausted all he knew on me and didn't want to waste anymore of my time. (He's a great doctor but a family practicioner.) So, I started seeing a new Derm. who began me on new meds (that were very scary!) of which I have been tak
I Am On
first let me say I love , Steve Nelson is a cool cat and his website deserves major kudos, I just got the pleasure of meeting a new writer (Rebecca Anderson)at that wonderful site and she was kind enough to write a story about me. Now I don't usually use real names but she signs it that way on her article so I guess this should be fine. Below is her page and a link to the article, so add her and read away article please check it out and the rest of the site, below is Steve's myspace page for adding as well now for the long version of story, in question answer format, I ramble quite a bit hence why it was condensed but here it goes, oh and I think I typo'd quite abit so extra praise to Freaky Tiki (Rebecca) for making me look better WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO FOR THOSE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT COMMUNITY? ARE
Makin Changes
ive changed my name n im makin some moves now im workin towards god mother by the end of Feb. I will be havin a happy hour next Thrusday for my Birthday so get ready to drink it up on me Much love to al of u n to all my close friends that i speak with all the time I LOVE U GUYZ MORE THAN U ALL KNOW!!!
I Am A Shadow Walker
I am the Shadow-Walker. On the spirit plane, there's an abyss. I've been trying to stop you all falling in. Maybe you think I'm a creature of the light Some days, you're hovering on the edge, When the pain in your heart's like a kick in the shin. Or then, a denizen of the night Other times, you're far from the depths, Forgetting the danger you were in. But I am a guardian of twilight Can't you see how much you've got? Even when you feel like throwing life in the bin. I'm only trying to do what's right I feel like a voodoo doll; Your pain is a pin- I won't let you slip without a fight Your anger and sadness Drive it deeper in. I strive so hard to keep you where it's bright, But I am doomed for the half-light
Buy Me A Mistletoe Pleaseeeee
hey friends all you male lover want to bes want to impress me buy me a mistle toe... its easy just copy and paste this link order me a bunch of mistletoe...dont buy me drinks or gifts just mistletoe kisses mmmm come luv me with kisses
back in 1999 i was woke up on the middle of the night to a fight between a boyfriend and girlfriend it was 3 in the mornibng and she was bleeding really bad from her fave and then i noticed she had no bottom lip. he bite it off while beating the poor girl sensless well he saw me answer the door and his words to me were "come on hero i'll fuckin kill you too". naturaly me being a marine my response was lets play baby we began fighting and it was a long long battle he never felt a punch or kick that i landed on him. somehow we both fell and broke my right arm snapping my radius bone in half. he said i got you now bitch but i said guess again and we kept fighting me with one arm till he heard the cops coming and he ran. he wasnt caught till the next day but thats moving a little fast for now. the girl and i went to the hospitol dise by side in the ambulance and thats when i found out that her boyfriend was high on crack well when we got to the hospitol she got a brand new lip a
A Friend
A friend What makes a friend? A friend Is someone that everyone needs A friend Is that special one A friend Is someone you tell EVERYTHING A friend Is someone you never lie to A friend Can be a boy or a girl A friend Is someone that is always their A friend Will always listen to you A friend Always has input to give A friend Will never leave you in the dust A friend Will help you through the thick and the thin A friend Will always stand by your side A friend Will never let you down A friend Is someone everyone needs What would you do if you didnt have a friend?
I Want Bongs
If you are not VIP and cant buy a beer bong send me an email and we'll work something out.
Tell Me What You Think!!!
I want you to tell me what you really think of me and how much I mean to you!!! I will do the same in return!!! The Holidays are here and I feel that everyone is gonna want to feel loved or atleast cared for or liked in some way!! So get to typing and Ill send ya some love back!!!
Final Attack
This is a "real piece of me" write... this happened in 1994...and the son of a bitch finally went to prison for it. Please rate my blog and leave me comments! This piece is soon to be published in a colaborative effort put together by M Greene, and the proceeds will go to promote the fight against Domestic Violence. The Final Attack You hiding it from me Stuck in your disease Think I couldn't see The monster you released I knew something wrong Never stayin home for long Recreational drugs no fun Never playin in the sun Leavin me alone as one And when I decided I was done Then you turned to smokin crack Slippin around behind my back Talkin shit and shootin smack Then came the final attack Smashin in my face Blood all over the place My front teeth smashed in On my blood I'm choking Lips bleeding and broken From the crack you smoking But your cop Daddy won't fail And brother cop will post bail To
Why Do We Use Light?
why do we use light? By: Drew Miller(sonic) why do we use light? is it cause it reminds us of something specile, or something we are atached to? mybe its be cuse we want to seethe beuty of all things around us. i for one use light for all the above. love to me is like a fire , keep it burning and there is light. like a light bulb, cut the power,the fule and its lights out. but if you return power , add a log and stir the coals the light comes back bright and strong. when i need light, i look to the stars and see all the light i need. whene i see a girl with a bright smile, i see the stars light here on earth and think how many people see things the way i do? to sit by a fireand see candle lights in the distence coming to join my light. as they get near, i see star that have lost there light. the ones with lightask me to relight what light has been lost. i tell them they must put out there lights and return to town in witch they came. all do as i ask as the stars rest b
THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you ? Have you always turned the other cheek ? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Excep
Come Join Me In Some Fun
i am new to the site, i have put up a few pictures and i would like for you guys to rate my pictures and give me some pointers on how to meet people and manage my page....THANK YOU KINDLY..
Limp Bizkit Behind Blue Eyes
limp bizkit behind blue eyes
Trace Adkins Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Trace Adkins Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Don't Walk Away
Confrontation ainít your thing You say that laying blame wonít do no good now So before you go and say goodbye And move on with your life I wish you would somehow Give me a reason to believe That everything youíre gonna leave behind Is a waste of time and ainít worth fighting for Slam the door, yell out loud Donít hold it in, let it out Put me down, put up a fight I can be wrong, you can be right Just get mad, is that too much to ask But, donít walk away, walk away like that Donít walk away, walk away like that Kicking me in the teeth would be better than leaving me untouched So try Cause all the words we never say The wars unwaged have started stacking up So high There may not be a way to make you Wanna stay and try to save our love But if it canít be like it was before Give me a reason to believe That everything youíre gonna leave behind Is a waste of time and ainít worth fighting for
Hinder - Lips Of An Angel
Hinder - Lips Of An Angel
Falling In Love......
A couple of weeks ago, I was invited to join this site (thanks Rayne!) I can't believe that there is a site where there are so many friendly people I've made some great friends here and am having a gas. I guess I just wanted to say thanks. The Upper peninsula of Michigan is a cold desolate place in the winter and you will make it a hell of alot warmer and shorter for me. Now enough of the sentimental B.S. lets get it on!
Natural Highs!!!
Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end of #44. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla, strawberry ). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you . 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say som
Early Xxxmas Orgy Party
any hot ladies want some hot group action , you are welcome to come to my lady freinds party in travlers rest SC on dec 8th. She is a good freind of mine and i have attended the party for the alst two years and each time it was an incredible only. Sorry guys my freinds only wants me to bring more pettite hot ladies, we already have plenty of guys attending , if interested please feel free to leave me a private message
Thank You
I wanted to take this time to say Thank you to a few special people who was so thoughtful of thinking of me on my Birthday. (Lance)(Koalaluv)(Beasty)(Autigerz)(68BirdGuy)(Cos)(SSG Pete)(Maverick) It really meant alot to me :)
Please Dont Forget Me!!!
Reminder i will be off line for possibly a week. Please dont forget me!!
Perfection All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart and for us to be together to never be apart. No one else in the world could even compare, Youíre perfect and so is this love we can share. We can have so much more then I ever thought we would, I would love you more then I thought I ever could. I promise to give you all I have to give, Iíll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, future, and past, by the way you would look at me I know we will last.
Ever Fallen In Love
Ever Fallen In Love by:Buzzcocks You spurn my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt And I'm hurt. And if I start a commotion I run the risk of losing you And that's worse. Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with. I can't see much of a future Unless we find out what's to blame What a shame. And we won't be together much longer Unless we realize that we are the same. Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with. You disturb my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt And I'm hurt. And if I start a commotion I'll only end up losing you And that's worse. Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with. Ever fallen in love wit
New Clothing Line Launched!
Hi friends! I've Launched a new clothing Line and wanted all to see and give me some feed back! Would you wear it if it were available? It is available but not at your nearest outlet store or mall, not yet anyways! Just go to my Photo's and look at the "PhucCiT Clothing Line" Album! Much appreciated my friends! Thanx!
Leave Me Presents Please
Picture Slide Show
Happy Thursday Everyone
happy Thursday everyone
I just wanted to let everyone know a few things.... I drive a truck for a living, and usually have my laptop with me. That means that I my be on, but I might not be able to get back to you for a while. This goes for rates/comments/shouts/games,etc.... I can be a rude "some bitch" when need be. But when it comes to random people trying to get my attention, I am not like that. The reason I am posting this, is because I have been deleted as a friend, or have been told I am an ass for not responding. It is impossible to drive a truck and type at the same I hope you all understand, and if not, TOUGH !!! Thats the way it is. I will be happy to respond as soon as I can !!! Also, I seem to have a problem getting into a game invite when I try to accept it. If I can, I will shout at you to let ya know I am trying..
Hi People
hi people
Men Hitting On Me
it pisses me off everytime a guy wants to talk to me on here they want to get laid. i want only friends if they are male or female i am sry to b so harsh and i know this is known to have people to hook up with but u can rate me and stuff but i won't tolerate men wantin to cyber or fuck me
anyone that i have added that does not wont to talk then it to bad you are the loser here not me but for the ones that do talk i well always love them hugs and kisses to all my friends that is true friends
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Club It Up
Get your asses in Club Karizma it's off the hook and only gonna get better with the more of you that head in!
Christmas Poem
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! F
"bury The Broken"
If you are in the West Palm Beach area, you need to get yer ass to the "Buzz Bake Sale" !!!! At 11am, the winner of the Battle Of The Bands will be playing!!! YOU NEED TO SEE THEM ! ! They are Bury The Broken..... THE BEST FUCKING THING OUT OF SOUTH FL.!!!!! If you want to know more, search them on "MySpace".......You WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED ! ! !
I Am Tired Of Me Scrooge I Don't Care!!!
This is my second attempt as my computer froze as I hit the post button the last time so I am going to make this even shorter than the book I had written. If you don't want to hear whining, bitching and complaining please hit the X at the top of the page!!! I am aggravated, frustrated, and quite frankly sick of the bullshit happening lately. I have always been here for friends. Never cared much to be a point ho. While yes it is nice to level now and then, I could care less about the points or "outdoing" anyone else on here. I have met a handful of really, really great people. Sad since there are soooo many on my friends and fans list. I feel so sorry for the people who actually live for Fubar. I was a Fu addict for the 2 months I was out of work for surgery and saw some amazingly fucked up people do some amazingly stupid shit. While I am not one to start drama and steer clear from it I will leave it at that. Secondly, and the thing that pisses me off the most is the
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Night Behind The Bar
I'm pretty sure every one of these rules was violated in some shape or form tonight. Just a heads up to anyone who is going out to drink at some sort of liquor-dispensal location, here are a few tips: 1. The first words out of your mouth should not be "What's cheap?" The first answer that comes to mind is "You are." I don't mind if someone asks if we run happy hour, I'm more than happy to go through the specials with you and really don't mind the fact that you are getting discounted drinks. Just remember that your drinks are discounted so if you and a few friends rack up a 100 dollar tab, that tab should actually be 140. I served you well, please tip accordingly. 2. Don't ask me for free drinks. Just like in the prior point you may as well just say "I'm a cheap bastard." If you would like free drinks try this approach: stop by our bar more than once a year. Be friendly and take care of the bartenders, then I guarentee we will take care of you. 3. Think about s
Food For Thought
What is to be done when looking at your life and you have no idea where you stand or who you are. You cant explain it, you know and stick to your morals and know or at least you think you know your true self. Is it dumb to sacrifice yourself for your ideals and thoughts? To give your all for a cause that n one else fights for? Why be creative when you can do everything by an outline...when did creative individualism disappear? Theres a lot I have to say, as a person and as an artist...but most cant be put into words...its all just a foggy cloud of confusion, filling up my mind. I'll start off with my current rant. Art, last time I checked was an individual expression and creative will put to a medium. But now a days all that is popular and flooding our culture is over processed, over-guidelined, unartistic, uncreative pieces of crap. And do not even get me started on "Modern Art" which consists of a square on a convas or dribbles of paint. Thats not art,it was w
Good Head
When a woman finds a man who gives good oral, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn't it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cuie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you.
What A Man Wants From A Women
What a man Wants from a women When we say its over [Its really over] When we don't call [Don't get mad we will make it up] When we say sorry for no reason [We don't know what we did but want to] When we hold you close [Its because we care] When we ask if you want to go out with us and the guys [We are doing it to make sure you are ok with it] When we kiss you softly [We more then care] When we ask for you number [Don't be rude not all me just want sex] When we say it a secret between guy [Don't ask it is a secret that can't be broke] Don't think all men are about sex [Thier are a few that want love] When you break it off [We need time if you want to be friends] And if we say I Love You [Its real don't smash it]
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This is a follow up to my Love Thy Father MUMM. Today I received my 1st Holiday card from my father whom I never new..and in that card was a check for $300.00 which I think is a lot for him.. I am completely perplexed by this..and a bit overwhelmed. I am hoping that maybe he would like to get to know his grandchildren, they could sure benefit from him and he would benefit from them. Now time to MUMM on my response...
Never Better
Than to have never loved at all Ha! Ask that to anyone who has taken that fall It hurts, it hurts so deep It's all too serious The pain, the pain you keep It makes you delirious Creating confusion, a constant intrusion Invading your thoughts and dreams Evading the truth of what it means I won't ever be the same again it seems To go from never being alone Into the vast unknown Reminiscing, always missing That piece My better half That peace I'll never have Having had it lost Adding up the cost I paid the toll Straight from my soul Now I don't know If I'll ever be whole
Freedom In A Cage
Hows everybody in fu-land....great,great i hope...its all bars a damn good idea...
Make Stuff
i can make things for your lounge so like huh banners etc hi if you don't want help that's alright
Manly Advice
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A
4300 To Level
Show some love..Thanks everyone for helping on this and every level up. RoŖ -=[db]=- ~WRR Promotion's Slave~@ fubar
The World Ain't Slowing Down
The World Ain't Slowing Down By: Paul Ellis I found you sitting on a suitcase crying Beneath my feet, I feel the rumble of a subway train I laugh out loud, 'Cause it's the one thing I hadn't been trying The train came in breathless, The passangers restless You said, "Baby, you'll never change" You gotta get gone, you gotta get going Hey, the world ain't slowing down for no one It's a carnival callin' out to you It sounds like a song, It hits you like scripture You paint the picture With colors squeezed from your hand Weren't you the kid Who just climbed on the merry-go-round Hey look, the world ain't slowing down Hey, hey, the world ain't slowing down Hey, hey... Out on the sidewalk, Pigeons do the moonwalk I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire The lampposts are rockin, The whole town's talkin Like a fool in a barber's chair And I get the sensation, The joy and fustration Like being caught by a drop of cold rain. Freedom can numb you, When there's n
A Little Girl Lost From Proverbs 31 Ministries
This made me think of those months i was lost to my addiction November 29, 2007 Little Girl Lost By Marybeth Whalen "'Come back, wandering children! I can heal your wanderlust!' 'We're here! We've come back to you. You're our own true God!'" Jeremiah 3:22 (MSG) Devotion: This morning I was walking out of the library with my toddler trailing behind me. As I walked through the sliding glass door to the parking lot, I turned to look behind me and my daughter was gone. She had seemingly vanished into thin air. I began to call her name, my eyes darting around from the inside of the library to the parking lot ahead, then back to the corners of the lobby I was standing in. If you have ever lost a child, you know the panicky feeling that instantly wells up in your heart. I rushed back inside the library and asked the librarians if they had seen her come back in. They said no, but one went to look in the children's section. My heart wa
100 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Bloke ...
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A week's holiday requires only one suitcase. 5. Match of the Day. 6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives. 7. Queues for the toilet are 90% shorter. 8. You can open all your own jars. 9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight. 10. Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind. 11. When channel surfing, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying. 12. Your arse is never a factor in a job interview. 13. All your orgasms are real. 14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex. 15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you. 16. You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go. 17. People expect you to masturbate. 18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. 19. Your last name stays put. 20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade. 2
I saw... I clicked... I conquered. OK, I only decided to write my first blog. Another blog!!! Can one really have too many blogs?
Vodka Is A Biiaaatch! like...i'm not trying to be a lush...but I think that if all i do is little...(and i'll be the judge of how much is a little)...then...there is nuttin wrong with that...i used to do more power to ME!....Anyway...I just joined FUBAR...and so far...its frickin fun...I'm have been a myspace whore...for a while now...and mah baby...(jeffster99)...turned me onto go to his site and thank him....anyway...we sit home pretty much every nite and just drink on the internet...then....well...i'll just leave that up to your imagination...but if anyone is interested....i may have some photos on here that say......"Hey....HOW U DOIN?!"...but....NOT...I am soooooo taken...I love mah baby and ain't (i know it ain't in the dictionary)....but ain't nobody or nuthin....gonna change that!....Even tho....I sit on here...shootin Vodka....with him kissin my neck and shit....(yeah!).....he is the only one for u playa's and pimp wanna b'
I Do Some Dumb Drunk!
Went out tonight with one of my and her having a good time...well we both get up on the bar so I can do video of her being a drunk ass bitch...just like me on my cell...well apparently I had quite a few drinks & probably more than enough shots than what I really needed...well I got smacked in the head with the ceiling fan (the bar isn't all that high anyhow & ceiling fans are pretty low). I felt it hit my head but didn't think anything of it until I heard people say I was bleeding next thing I know yep...I'm seeing blood all over the place & my head was starting to throb so my friend Angie drives my drunk ass to the hospital & yep I had to get stitches under & on top of where I cut my head open head hurts & now it looks like I'm in the process of getting a black eye. They gave me a shot in my face so my head & face are numb but now it must be wearing off because I'm in fucking pain. It sucks to be at the hospital intoxicated with your face throbbing! So the hospita
Sleepless Nites!!
Something I wanted to share from My creative mind on sleepless nites, a short story of love, sleeplessness and closer. Written by Ghost 8-29-07 Sleepless nites!! I can't sleep cuz I worry I can't sleep cuz I wonder I can't sleep I don't know why I can't sleep since We stopped talking I cant sleep cuz I wonder what your going through I can't sleep cuz I just dont what to say or do anymore I cant sleep cuz I miss You I can't sleep cuz deep down I loved You I can't sleep cuz I miss talking to You I can't sleep cuz I miss Your voice I can't sleep I wonder how Your doing there I can't sleep cuz I know whats going on I can't sleep cuz I care alot or I wouldn't have said what I said that nite I can't sleep cuz You lied to them on there about Me I can't sleep cuz I know how You feel about Me I can't sleep cuz I know You still love Me no matter what I can't sleep cuz I wanna help You get out I can't sleep cuz I know You want Me to help You get out too I can't sleep
Fugift Idea
How about we add 'Better Code' or maybe 'Invisible Cloak' so you can put it on and pretend that we don't see you while you're scripting your ass on thru my page? Either you are my secretstalkercrush that doesn't rate, or you are scripting. Go elsewhere. Dickheads.
Kiss Me
For those of you on my friends list and those that give a damn, I am deleting my account. To be honest more people seem to be on here for points rather than meeting new people. Any of you that really care feel free to message me if not fuck you too. Go live your exciting life in front of your computer. PEACE
Just Be You
just be you at some point u just have to realize, maybe more like face the facts u just can't please every one & unfortunately no matter ur efforts not every single person is going to like u...some, from the second they meet you & even others (in my opinion the more painful of the two) the ones who know u more than any one & who just in some way change their minds about u some where down the line & that's life i feel like i'm just ready to figure out exactly who it is i wanna be and just be that person no matter how dumb i look or how crazy i may feel at that second b/c it's not about what people think about u, it's about what u think of ur self, seriously, i was talking to one of my friends last night & i was reminded of one of his stronger characteristics that he didn't neccessarily like about himself and it's one of the most amazing things about him so just figure out who u r b/c theres a reason u r that way and just be that person person b/c i'm finally starting to see t
Hey Everyone, First
sorrie, its taking me some time to get this together, so be patient with me. if youve sent me requests, i apologize, i havent been on often lately, ive been away. but with any luck itll all be done soon :) laura
Leaving Fubar?
I have met a few nice people on here.. and its been great. But, I have seriously been thinking of leaving fubar. Just to much going on right now. I am not sure yet if I will just close it down.. or just not come on here, but once in great moon. Just letting everyone know.
Hello to all my friends and family! I have missed you all dearly! I'm sorry I have not been around at all for the past few months but my world has been sideways and I've been trying to get things turned back around. Thongs are still going to be uphill for a bit but I will have a little more time to spend talking to my friends here and hopefully getting to hang out in person with some of you as well. I hope all is well with everyone and hope to get a chance to chat with each and everyone of you soon!! MMMAUH!!! TJ
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Hell Is Fun !!!!
i will be getting an opration soon an the kids r gonig to kill me when it happens !!! the wife will make me do every thing even when i will be in a whealchair then a cane !!!!
Musings Of A Tired Mind.
As I sit here late at night without the ability to get to sleep, my tired mind tends to continue rolling through everything that has transpired throughout the day and even farther back. I have tended to notice a trend of sorts when it comes to me and women. That trend is that I tend to let myself become complacent and not keep my guard up even though perhaps I should no better all things considerred. For example, one of my close friends, who is a girl, has been having several issues revolving around her and her family. I have tried and tried repeatedly to get her to understand certain situations to no avail. And even though she says that I am one of her best friends, I can only hope. The question now is why do I allow things like this to happen? Am I just weak willed and have an abnormal need to feel/be wanted or is it just because I choose it to be so? These and other things constantly run through my mind especially at the end of the day when ther is nothing left to do but thi
Is The Penis Underpaid Lol
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. _______________________________ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end o
Nothing Changes If Nothing Changes
Change.... Current mood: peaceful Category: Life Yes it's that time again... I'm feeling something!! Well let me begin by saying hello.. I hope all is awesome in your life right now and as a result.. SMILES SMILES SMILES!!! That's my wish for you!! I am once again chillin in my room and having that sudden urge to get some thoughts that are going on in my head out on paper, so to speak, for a my own benefit and also to share a little piece of me with all of you. I kept a journal for many years and no longer do so... I guess you could say that these ideas, thoughts, or whatever of mine have pretty much built up to this point over a long period of time and something, usually a personal situation or experience, triggers a sudden urge in me to spill my thoughts.. the final piece of my mental puzzle is in place! Anywho here we go... Someone once said to me, about 6 years ago, " Keith, If nothing changes nothing changes " and I can remember just like
Funny Joke This Shit Is Funny
(girls don't read this if u don't have a sense of humor) This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her
Dale Jr. Does It Again !
NEW YORK (AP) -- Despite a year of personal upheaval and on-track failures, Dale Earnhardt Jr. remains as popular as ever. Junior was selected the most popular driver for the fifth straight year, drawing more than 1.5 million of the over 3.8 million votes cast online. The award comes after he decided to leave the NASCAR team founded by his late father to join powerhouse Hendrick Motorsports with a new sponsor and a new car number. ``After the year I had statistically and off the track, that isn't the response I expected from my fans,'' Earnhardt said Thursday in accepting the honor during a luncheon at which numerous awards and hundreds of thousands of dollars were dispensed by NASCAR and its sponsors. ``Next year, I hope to earn more hardware on the track, too.'' Earnhardt is moving from his signature No. 8 Dale Earnhardt Inc., Budweiser Chevrolet to a No. 88 Hendrick entry, sponsored by a couple of Pepsi products. He said he has not talked with stepmother Teresa Earnhar
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A Thing Or 2
I have so much time on my hand but why I does it feel like I dont? Hopefully it doesnt snow this year. Just for me...please? I hate that white stuff half you people enjoy every freakin winter. Its disgustin'. I get scrooge-ritis when the first snow falls lol Why do I have a TV if I barely watch it? I end up doing YouTube everynight anyways. Know any great pawn shop around here? LOL Everyones favorite question for me now & days seems to be..."Why are you still single?" Why cant I be? I feel obligated now to start looking for a man hahahaha. chyea right =] my 27th birthdays coming up very very soon. Yeah, March is only a hop skip away. so start saving up hahaha. aiite enough blabbers for right now. Peace out girl scout!
You see a new side of someone whom you thought you knew quite well. It may be that you're getting more than you had bargained for in some way, but most likely it should be a net positive for you. ok this is my horoscope for November 30, 2007.I think is hits the nail on the head....
Love And Friendship
Why is it you meet someone and you think they are awesome, handsome/beautiful, sincere and truly into you and yes, you have fallen for them. You go through months of having nice times even if the times you spend are few and far between. You understand and sympathize with everything that they tell you is happening. Things start to look bleak, but you are patient and then things are looking up. You hear those words you have waited to hear, those three words that are suppose to make you feel wanted and desired... So why do I feel so hurt and confused?
I Remember The Time
For Tina I remember the time you said you loved me. I remember the time you didnt want to get off the phone with me. I remember the time you would call me and text me. I remember the time you used to laugh when I joked with you. I remember the time you called me your babe. I remember the time you never cared about the minutes wasted. I remember the time you considered me your number one. I remember the time you fought with me. I remember the time you would forgive me. I remember the time I would forgive you. I remember the time you wanted to marry me. I remember the time you only had me in your heart. I remember the time you could tell me anything. I remember the time you would tell me the truth. I remember the time you started to lie to me. I remember the time you said you hated me. I remember the time you hurt me. I remember the time I hurt you. I remember the time we made up. I remember the time you used to come after me to work it out. I remember the time
Sooooo, my husband asked me on Monday or Tuesday if he could invite two people over this weekend for some steaks and stuff. So i said Yeah, and i asked about this one couple, he said they where going out of town and couldn't make it. This morning he calls me at 7:30 AM. Tells me that when i go to the store to buy steaks and stuff for dinner, I need to buy 10 steaks. he invited his entire section over for dinner without asking me!!! The house is a wreck (we've been outta town and xmas decorating) and i have to go buy a bunch of food!!!!! I don't care to have the guys over. One of the couples we've been trying to get over here since the boys got back from Iraq last month. But an extra 6 people? he coulda atleast asked first... ARGGGGG ok i'm done with my rant :)
Murphey's Laws Of Combat
Murphy's Laws of Combat Recommended by: Jim Cook Recoiless rifles...aren't. Suppressive fire.....won't. Friendly fire.....isn't. Automatic weapons....aren't. Incoming fire has right-of-way. If the enemy is in range, so are you. When in doubt, empty the magazine. A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you it's time to slow down. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you. Anything you do can get you shot...including doing nothing. Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. Professionals are predictable, amateurs are dangerous. The easy way is always mined. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. No combat-r
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REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli
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Things Girls Should Know About Guys
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think Iím speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, theyíre your best sign that Iím not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty. 13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously. 14. When
Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
20 Ways To Please Ur Man At Xmas
20 ways to make a man's Christmas at its best! 1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingere. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.
Christmas Joke:)
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' >> The man replied, 'These are Carols'
Cowboys Clinch Playoff Berth,take Nfc Lead At 11-1
a href=""> The speculation has been there for a couple of months now, but it was finally proven Thursday night. The Cowboys are the best football in the NFC - right now. Certainly, the Cowboys are hoping they will be able to claim that time come late January, but as things stand now, they are the top dogs in the conference after Thursday night's 37-27 win over the Packers in a showdown of 10-1 teams. The Cowboys moved to 11-1 and clinched a playoff berth in the process. They can clinch the NFC East on Sunday if the Giants lose in Chicago or wrap up their first division title since 1998 by simply winning one more game. But by beating the Packers in front of a raucous Texas Stadium crowd, the Cowboys now have the inside track on claiming home-field advantage throughout the playoffs. "It's great to be 11-1," head coach Wade Phillips said. "This put us in the playoffs, which was our first goal. Our second goal was to win our division
Well I went to bed feeling like crap, and I woke up feeling the same. I don't know why I let some things get to me the way they do, but yesterday started really great and by the end of the day I felt like I did something wrong. Made me realize I really need to rethink some issues. Breaks my heart but I'm not feeling like this again.
A Differnt Christmas Story
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some
Just an average guy barreling down on 50 and fightin' it for all its worth. This is one confusing website, but looks like fun. My one picture is 8 years old now. I look about the same except for the stupid hat and I am a little more sober than I was that night with more grey hair.
Queensryche- Speak (revoulation!) Live Drums' By Marty (party) Kays!
A Different Christmas Poem For Our Military Men!!
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perha
Queensryche- Spreading The Disise ! By Marty Party! Live!
Queensryche - Needle Lies'! Live On Drums' By Marty Kays!
The Moral Of The Story
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story to tell, and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day when the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies,"Don't keep all your eggs in one basket." Next is little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Lucy replies, "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched." Last was little Billy. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war; his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumpe
Profile Ratings
Recently I've been having problems with picture ratings. I will admit that I have given some people a rating of less than ten on their profile pics (when I've been on this site and clicked on the 'bored' button). For some people with pictures that are just dumb (ie: Nascar pics, gang signs, devil ducks) I have given a one ! Most of those people then get offended. They then check out my profile pics, examine them and rate them a '1' even if thats not the rating I gave them in the first place ! Very mature ! Sometimes I have received a shout asking me what my problem is ! For the most part I give ratings of less than 10 because I don't feel the pic deserves it ! I am not trying to offend people here or be mean but everyone has their own personal preferences. Someone might put up a picture of themself which they think is absolutely gorgeous. Others might not think so and give them less than 10. Should you get offended at that ? I don't think so. Do you personally know these people
Don't Ask Folder
What part of don't ask do you not understand? For all you lil boy's who asked to be a friend, Because you thought you'd see what was in it. Remove me as a friend, If I wanted you to see what was in it, I would not have made the folder PRIVATE. Stop fuckin asking me to see my private pics the answer is NO, If you don't like it then hey fuckin remove me as a friend I really don't give a good fuck.
Queensryche - Breaking The Silence! Live Drums' Performed By Marty(party) Kays!
Tampon Vs Condom
A condom tells a tampon, "You always stop my business for a week!" The tampon says, "Yeah but when you f*ck up I lose my job for 9 months!"
**trading Cards**
hung_like_a_wabbit...... ©CEO and Founder of " All Canadian Krew ©"@ fubar if u go to hung_like_a_wabbit's page and rate all of his trading cards pics he will then in return make one for ya!! these are very neat!! check it out!!
Forgotten Writtings
My Baby Girl, The sun shimmered upon the clouds. The brilliant reds and orange glistened amongst the clouds. For a moment peace filled my soul. I felt you. Though you were miles away you watch the sun set his weary body beneath the horizon. You are always there, in my mind and my soul. You surround me and hold me full of life. Your love, heals me, as your smile caresses my being. You are my favorite, my blessing. Though life brings itís disasters and punishment, you alone are my savior. One look at you and I am set free. The luminous nature, of your touch warms me. Thank you for being here. Always. As my angel, my Baby Girl you guide me on my trek through lifeís sorrows and woes. You are amazing, you are beautiful, you are my wife. My shimmering princess, thou hast saved me from my own destruction. You make me whole, together we are one and the same, two hearts that beat as one. A life that shall and can not be tattered nor torn. We, you and me, have every
Great Things To Know
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
Matys Blog
So yesterday I joined Fubar, yay it is awsome here Everyone is nice. Pretty dumb fist blog but hey got to make a stupid one every now and again
Fu Married
Soooo The Sexy Little Dead Chick and I wana be fuMarried, but we dont know how to go about it. Someone wana drop me a line and lemmie know if they have a certificate or sumfin:) heh i told her id find us help!
How Funny
Ya know you really gotta laugh about some of the things that people say after they have run around the net looking for your pics. I have heard some terrible things about me and a few friends and it is like this get a life. Dont worry about me. If you dont like who i am or how i look dont look. Anyway thats about all i have to say about that.
Bottled up inside Are the words I never said. The feelings that I hide, The lines you never read. You can see it in my eyes, Read it on my face: Trapped inside are lies Of the past I can't replace. With memories that linger, Won't seem to go away Why can't I be happier? Today's a brand new day. Yesterday's are over, Even though the hurting's not. Nothing lasts forever, I must cherish what I've got. Don't take my love for granted, For soon it will be gone, All you ever wanted Of the love you thought you'd won. The hurt I'm feeling now Won't disappear overnight. But someway, somehow Everything will turn out all right. No more wishing for the past, It wasn't meant to be. It didn't seem to last, So I have to set him free.
Redneck Video
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L.a. Guns
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled
Thank You All
I want to thank you all for your prayers..unfortunately my cousin passed on to better place today..he was 100% brain dead and the hospital decided to disconnect his life support as he had no chance of survival without it. MyHotComments In memory of David Arnold Dutrisac Junior October 6,1980 - November 30,2007 may he rest in eternal peace. MyHotComments Get More at
Naughty Quiz
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. How often do you maturbate? 4 1/2. Have u masterbated to me? 5. Favorite position (s) ? 6. Do you think i'm hot? 7. Would you have sex with me? 8. lights on or off? 9. Would you have to be drunk? 10. Would you take a shower with me? 11. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 12. Would you leave after or stay the night? 13. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14. Condom or skin? 15. Do you give Oral pleasures? 16. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 17. Have sex on the first date? 18. Would you kiss me during sex? 19. Do you think I would be good in bed? 20. Would u have a 3-some with me? 21. How many times would you like to cum? 22. Would you use me as a booty call? 23. Do you like fore play? 24. What is fore play to you? 25. Can we take picture
New Job
I finally got a new job I'm going to be driving truck again over the road like I used to. I have a laptop so I can still get online sometimes but I will be off of here for a little while so I can get everything setup. Have a good Christmas everybody!
My Boring Life
right now i'm just sitting home doing nothing really interesting, pretty boring right now.
If you get contacted by someone thru any sight and they ask you to send them money, DO NOT DO IT, regardless of their sob story.. it is all a lie.. designed at getting your money.... also do NOT send them an e-mail.. with an e-mail they can get your IP address and hack your computer.. gaining access to everything on it.. so if you do you banking on line.. they have free run of your account(s)... Anyone who actually read my mumm knows a friend of mine was contacted by a person like this.. she (luckily) did not fall for this.. She called her local PD and basically there is nothing they can do.. it is not against the law for someone to ask you to send them money.. if you actually send them money then it becomes a crime.. but they can't get your money back.. and they cannot trace these people via their IP because they route themselves thru sooo many different servers it gets lost.. So be smart.. send no one money.. and if they ask block them immediately and don't send e-mails to pe
My Pics
So I know I have to put some pics on my profile. Question is what would you like to see? Do you like face shots, body shots or private parts? Tell me what you like and I'll put it on here. once I figure out how :)
Love Poems Number 4
He touches me like whispers, his fingers wake my skin, To delicate unspoken words his heart sometimes holds in; Emotions restless on his sleeve, but show themselves in touch, Screams "I love you, trust in me", even in its slightest hush; He touches me like waves, with force then with finesse, I float upon his movements, shipwrecked for caress; He sways me with a passion that I've never felt this deep, I would drown into his arms if in his waters I could sleep; He touches me like magic, without a fingertip at all, A look, a smile from him sends me climbing up love's walls; Skin dancing with impatience, with a need I can't explain, His presence has me squirming with desire's aches and pains; He touches me like habit- like he's been touching me for years, Guides me through a crowded room or holds me when there's tears; As natural and as faithful as a day begins and ends, His touch repeats itself like rhythm as my lover and best friend; Never careless, never angry- always m
What The Hell Is Wrong With People??
I just want to know if it's just me or are people just fucked up........What part of "We are seperated and getting a divorce...I don't want to be with you anymore" do people not understand?????? If we are seperated and living apart......things are over between us....Move the FUCK on!!!! You don't have a right to snoop into my life to try to see what I am doing....If I wanted you to know.....We would still be together....It takes a fucking coward to SNOOP and try to find something that isn't there.......Just because I am online and making friends doesn't mean anything......Online is just that....ONLINE.....I wish people would get a fucking clue.......Quit being a nosy nelly and get over your self........ P.S. This is not about me but about someone VERY close to me....Just had to vent and get it off my chest.....
Christmas Presents
Us Friends- Help Needed
As some of you may already know (Te, Tom & Troy - ohhh the 3 T's lol. I am visiting the States for 2/3 months next year. I will be spending alot of time in Washington State but now plan to travel over to the East Coast too. If you guys have any recommendations of places to visit/things to see etc I would be really grateful if you could email me either here on Fu or using email I'm so looking forward to it & want to get the most outta the trip as poss So far plans include Seattle & surrounding areas/New York/Memphis/Vegas & LA - plus Thanks alot - Hugs to you all Stay Safe and remember Live, Laugh, Love :D
Just Found Out Today That Im Going To Be A Grandma. Boy Now I Feel Old. I Cant Blame My Son He Will Be 28 In July. Congrats Shane And Ashley.
Happy Friday Everyone
happy friday evryone
Film Fridays
Film Fridays - Saving Lives is Sexy Sexy French maids show you how to preform CPR... sort of... well, at least how to make out with your friends! LOL That was a condom in her mouth! Seriously though, it is very important to learn how to preform CPR correctly- you never know when a lover (or fellow orgy attendee) might be counting on you to save their life.
Come check us out and join me from 4-6 request your favorite music DJ Wiccanlove is live and taking all your requests.Stop in and visit with her. Click on the image
what's for lunch ?
Updates! We Know You Love Em
Item one - Pictures - Since sunday, there have been 4 albums added. One is thanksgiving, one is a neo (club) album (think: girls kissing), one is my family at the ocean... and the last is copies of all the comments that i've made in the past couple months. Granted the comments aren't as sexy as the ones you can get from other sites, but please if you want to use them, take them, make me feel pretty lol Blogs: nothing much aside from promotions Mumms: plenty of mumms, feel free to read back through the expireds to see what i've been contemplating lately, as well as the upcoming contest. Stash - ok i'm a fuckin slacker Last but SOOOO FUCKING NOT LEAST: The lounge... I would encourage ALL of you that wish to talk to me to join this lounge. i am the owner of it and i will be inside the lounge whenever i'm online... i'd love for you to meet my other friends, i love them all for a reason, and you should too! Click the banner for the lounge! Please stop in and sub
Its a baby not a choiceĘĺ In September 1993, Brenda Pratt Shafer, a registered nurse with thirteen years of experience, was assigned by her nursing agency to an abortion clinic. Since Nurse Shafer considered herself "very pro-choice," she didn't think this assignment would be a problem. She was wrong. This is what Nurse Shafer saw: "I stood at the doctor's side and watched him perform a partial-birth abortion on a woman who was six months pregnant. The baby's heartbeat was clearly visible on the ultrasound screen. The doctor delivered the baby's body and arms, everything but his little head. The baby's body was moving. His little fingers were clasping together. He was kicking his feet. The doctor took a pair of scissors and inserted them into the back of the baby's head, and the baby's arms jerked out in a flinch, a startle reaction, like a baby does when he thinks that he might fall. Then the doctor opened the scissors up. Then he stuck the high-powered suction tube into the ho
Oye My Brain!
Alright kids, time for another episode of whatís in my brain. Todayís episode is going to tackle a tough subject, religion. Iím not trying to be a scrooge, but I really hate this time of year. I swear, the crap for Christmas comes out in the stores before Halloween now, wtf! And because Christmas is a religious holiday, itís kind of pushy if you ask me. I mean, really. Itís scary to think of the non-Christian population out there rolling there eyes every time a Christmas song runs over the MUSAC in Wal-Mart. Iím a Christian, (even though I hate labels) and I hate it. Anyway, didnít mean to tangent on you there. Where were we? Oh yes, religion, lol. I think a lot of the real issues in this world are centered on religion. Whatever religions those may be. How many wars have been fought over the God you believed in? What a minute, thou shalt not kill. Hmmmm, but if you donít become a Christian, we are going to kill you. Yeah, Iím sure JC is real proud, lol. I donít have all the answers
have a gr8 weekend everyone
Dying Regret Plays The Gypsy Lounge Tonight!
Hi FuFreaks, Dying Regret is playing with a few of our friends at The Gypsy Lounge tonight. We expect to play at around 9PM. Should be a sick show! See the e-flyer below for more info... Hope to see you all there! Please be sure to say "hi" if you do go! Thanks, Ace
THIS IS A GUY WHO LEFT ME A SHOUT THAT WAS NOT COOL YOU MIGHT WANT TO BLOCK HIM . ->the radiom...: excuse me –ń—G»ģô~«l...: hey there the radiom...: pussy the radioman@ fubar THANKS FOR READING
Ice Cream
ice cream do you like ice cream?
I am very upset at the school system in my city. Everything has gotten out of control with fear so much so that they have no tolerance for anything. If a kid looks at another kid the wrong way, oh...he is suspended. That is just about how bad it has become. I am really pissed off and my husband is pissed off even more! I got a phone call from a teacher at Christopher's school. She is acting Principal today because the principal is out sick today. She tells me that Christopher has been suspended for 2 days for hitting another boy in the mouth and made his mouth bleed. Now it sounds bad but this is what happened. Chris and a bunch of other boys were play fighting and this kid got hurt. They were playing and it was an accident. The kid that got hurt was the one that started hitting other boys to begin with. So she tells me that she has no other choice but to suspend Christopher. I called Peter to tell him this and he called the school and ripped that woman's head off over
Oreo Cokies
how do you eat your Oreo cookies
Time is of the essence within my realm. Time is a wasted energy being alone. But alas even time stands still for a moment. Offering tribute perhaps? Who knows? In the vampire realm Time is of the essence Time is everything Time is wasted on eternity being alone. Senseless really. So what if time stood still Can mortality handle it? Can immortality handle it? Only Time knows the answer. Time...Tick Tock Tick Tock Time...To Countdown on our lives. Time...To Spend every waking moment we may have left Time...Tick Tock Tick Tock
I See Things More Clearly Now...
I have meet a few people on here that I didn't quite understand their reaction to me. Some just met me in passing and some met me due to friends I know here and just from life. But the thing was there were people that took to me and were fun and lively to talk to. I enjoy a good lifely conversation so I appriciated that very much. But then there are some who started out nice and now have kinda started treating me disrespectfully. I don't like or appricate that at all. My confusion was in the fact that I always trust people and who they say tthey are until they turn on me. Then that trust dissapears into the night ancd sometimes is forever lost. I like to think that people will always be themselves with me. But if for some reason you know you are not going to or you are just unwilling too or don't know how to, please give me the curtousy of just not contacting me at all. as i do not have the time nor the energy for childish games, I haven't been a child for a while and I don't
"30 Things Guys Should Know About Women."
yes...actually written by a guy! please feel free to add to this list(guys and girls) cause somewhere along the way the "rulebook" got misplaced and we've been fucking up our relationships ever since... Women.. Don't you wish all men where this smart to dating? 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at her house...she runs around in her underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, she WILL find out and you will be mud. Isn't she worth more? 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell her she's beautiful. She just wants to be perfect for you. 5. Don't refuse to kiss her in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's just because they're jealous. 6. If she slaps you hard, you deserved it. Deal with it.
My Feelings About Love...
I find myself lost as of late...emotionally...So many many different decisions and choices...I want all of you to know something about me...I am a real... romantic... guy when I am not trying to be James Dean... I am not a giggalo...or a player type some of you might believe I am...If I had talked to you it was because I truly want to get to know you...I work as a Bartender & a stripper in a few clubs now...I did it mainly because I wanted a job where I could socialize because before I was slaving my life away for a lackluster hustler while trying to get back into school...Now that I am in the clubs and bars where I should be because of my "Rockstar" mentality...I thought meeting women would be easier...when truly it is more difficult...I am an outgoing person... I figure without great risk there is no great reward...I got some Rap about me... Looks didn't pass me by...But most of the time... I get numbers from the wrong hunnies for's with boyfriends at home...or i
New Here
Hi there.. Trying to work and play at the same time.. not doing so well... Thanks for the Hello's though!
Rude Customer
For all Employees Who Work with Rude Customers An award should go to the Westjet gate attendant in Kelowna some 12 months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded flight was cancelled after Westjet's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'. The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?' Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have yo
Hot Fudge
do you like hot fudge?
Tryin To Keep Your Hard Earned Money Outta "popos:" Hands.lmao:p
SPEEDING: > > > > > > GOOD > > > > Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't > > getting many. Then he discovered the problem- a 12-year-old boy was > > standing > > up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The > > officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit further down > > the > > road, from him with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And > > we > > used to just sell lemonade!) > > > > BETTER > > > > A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated > > radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being a > > smart ass, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police > > responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. > > > > BEST > > > > A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A State Trooper walked to her > > car > > window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to > > sell > > me
I want to write a note, but don't know what to say. I wonder how you would act if I approached you in such a way. I try my best not to stare or stutter when you come around. I'm afraid that if I talk to you, you're gonna put me down. I admire everything about you, from your eyes to your smile. I guess that I'll sit back and just wait for a while. Your caramel skin, your luscious lips, your muscle filled arms. If you were magic I'd buy a locket and make you my lucky charm. I guess that this is silly because it's just a crush. Now every time I see you, my body turns to mush. I can't believe I'm acting this way I'm not twenty-two. Oh well, too bad, I just don't care because I'm feeling you.
Tonight as I struggle to sleep All I can do is think of you Wanting to hold you in my arms And make sweet love to you. Tears slowly cloud my world As I hold my pillow tight Wishing you were beside me To make things right. I cry myself to sleep Having dreams of you You lying beside me And cuddling me too. We looked into each other's eyes And that's all it took A night of passionate love We could have wrote a book. I've never felt more loved Than I did this one night It was just perfect And things felt so right. Then I felt my pillow damp The tears had fell like rain I realized you weren't there Then I felt the pain. Once again, Only a dream That had seemed so real The tears now unbearable Will my Heart ever heal?
Big Sale
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again. As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"
Just Give Me A Shout.
give me a shout to visit your page and i will visit it as soon as i get the chance. i have many friends, and a verry lousy memmory. please donot think that i am doing it purposely. i will make it my first priority to visit your page for all those who contact me and tell me to.
perry it has been one whole mouth since you died and i miss you so much buddy i miss seeing you and talking to you your my best friend and always will be i know i will see you when i die but it will seem like for ever till then i love you man and i can't even say in words what it is like with out you here rest in peace perry i love you and all ways will your in my heart till the end of my days
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Naughty Quiz
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email
Same Crap, Different Day
the is my first blog and probably my last. i just thought i would vent some stuff, in the hopes that i would feel better. first of all i am getting very tired of men wanting me to dominate them. get some balls. second, i am tired of fighting for everything that i have. i work really hard and i take really good care of my kids, i still have to prove myself every freakin day. why i ask? for people who do not give a shit if i live or die. my stress level is thur the roof i feel like i can not breathe. every time i get ahead something happens to push me back. and the crap starts all over again. just once i wish i could lay back and watch someone else do the worring and the stressing. when can i enjoy my life? all work and no play makes for a very dull life. i know just i am living it. i am not the smartest or prettiest woman in the world but damn it i am me and i want to enjoy it. i have so much to give and no one to accept it. i am at my ropes end and i do not have a net to catch me. i do
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Blonde On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
A blond named Barbara appeared on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.... Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far, $500,000 and one lifeline left--phone a friend. The next question will give you the first ever million dollars if you get it right.... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000...are you ready?" Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go." Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest? Is it... A-Robin, B-Sparrow, C-Cuckoo or D-Thrush Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars." Barbara: "Oh, gees, that's simple.... itís a cuckoo." Regis: "You're sure? You can stick on $500,000 or play on for the million." Barbara: "I want to play; I'll go with C-Cuckoo." Regis: "Is that your final answer?" Barbara: "It is" Regis: "Are you confident?" Barbara: "Absolutely" Regis: "Barbara, you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo.'re right! You have just won 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!! Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real g
Older Men
Why do older guys get afraid of talking to younger girls? Do they think we r all on nighline or something and trying to get them, arrested?WTF. I hate these young guys and they r all just playboys anyway.Wanting to fuck to to put notches on their belt or brag about it.Are there any decent looking older guys out there? I Mean Geesh!! Im here waiting.
Simply Me
Well today has been a downer. Its all over-cast skys and rainy... so I've been stuck up here in the apartment. I've been bored all day, watching T.V. and surfing the great fubar. I really need to get a job around here, but it seems anywhere i put in an applacation there is a waiting list from hell or something. I miss Ohio like crazy and can't wait to get back home, only 8 more months! Christmas is almost here and money issues are coming up and it is just depressing. If I had a job it would be easer. A shitty Christmas is seriously the worse. But I have my friends here so it won't be as bad but issue after issue... damn money. I guess I just needed this off my chest. I just want to get a job and start bringing in some more money, but sadly that out look, looks pretty grim. So if anyone has any advice I would love to hear it. Okay see you all later. Army Angel
Science Answers From Kids
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood
Come On In
in need of bartender's,promoter,bouncer's,and maniagers if you would like to be part of the staff please aply within. Bring your friends and have some fun and meet new people make new friends.
How can we win? The first thing we need to do is start using a little different language when it comes to our fight with the current governmental status of "drugs." The use of the word "drugs" is pretty loaded. Let's face it, the public has been effectively (although patchy and somewhat faltering) brainwashed that drugs are "evil, wicked, mean and nasty." We need to use different terms. Like when I am discussing the entheogens that we use for spiritual reasons I call them "sacraments." In a population where 90% believe in a Deity and 80% that considers themselves to be religious and 70% that pray at least occasionally, who would be opposed to someone taking the sacraments? Tell the Catholics they can't have their wine and wafers and see what war that would begin. This is a little harder to do with things like cocaine, speeds, heroin, and the other various chemicals that definitely not only have stigmas surrounding them but definite medical and social problems surrounding them
Not All Adoption Stories Are Good Ones...
Not all adoptions stories are happy ones. I am soon to be 30 years old and I was adopted. My foster care life was not a pleasant one. My half sister, half brother and I were taken away from our mother early. I was 14 monthes old in the final foster home, that we arrived in. My brother was autistic and was adopted quickly by a family who adopted only mentally retarded children. He was lucky. He lived on a farm and is the only one of us to gradute high school. I am proud of him. My sister and I were kept together. That is good except that most people don't want two kids. We were a packaged deal. My sister was two or three when we landed in the final foster home. It was run by a woman named Edith Voight. Now there was an evil person! But I'll get to that. All wasn't horrible in the home. I did have a few good memories there...very few though. It was in Norfolk, Virginia. I had no idea what was going on. I thought it hard to deal with family members whom always l
Lounge Names
Ok I am debating on what to call my lounge I want to start. My choices are Tazz's Tiki Hut or Tazz's Express Yourself Lounge. I would love it if you all could give me input on which one would be coller to call it
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Hot Fudge Sundae
do you like hot fudge sundae ?
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you. - Courtney Kuchta -
CLEARWATER, Fla. - Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. ADVERTISEMENT Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. Immortalized in the Washington's Smithsonian Institution as "America's Legendary Daredevil," Knievel was best known for a failed 1974 attempt to jump Snake River Canyon on a rocket-powered cycle and a spectacular crash at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. He suffered nearly 40 broken bones before he retired in 1980. Though Knievel dropped off the pop culture radar in
Lets Have Some Fun
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
What You Like With Your Hot Fudge
what you like with your hot fudge?
Merry Freaking Christmas
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Good-bye... I Am Not Afraid Of The End
No man is wise enough by himelf -Plautus Who is a wise man? He who learns of all men -Talmud It is not how much you know about but how you live your life that counts. Those who can avoid mistakes by observing the mistakes of others are most apt to keep free from sorrow. In a world full of uncertainties, the record of what has gone before-human experience-is as sure and reliable as anything of which we know -Ray Lyman Wilbur The men who have gone before us have taught us how to live and how to die. We are the heirs of the ages -Sidney Dark Who can mistake great thoughts? They seize upon the mind; arrest and search, and shake it; bow the tall soul as by wind; rush over it like a river over reeds -Philip James Bailey If I can line up the people who, back through the ages, have gone at life in ways I greatly admire, then I can feel all their strength supporting me, all their standards and values pointing the way in which I
Knocking At My Door!
I spent two years in Vietnam. My job as platoon Sgt. was to lead LRRP. THey could last from 4 to 8 days or more depending on the orders. For my brothers out there, They will know what I speak of. For others it stands forLon Range Recon Patrole. After my first patrole and haveing lost a third of my men, I returned to my base and sat and wrote this poem. "Death is knocking at my door" It feels as though death is near, and my life, It does'nt seem so clear. I think of things I should have done, and wonder where our lives have gone! I dwell upon the past, That's true, about the things I've thought to do. I see my life as it should have been, and shake at what I see and grin. Could GOD have something in mind for me? Something I haven't been able to see. Now death is knocking at my door. I feel it burning at my core. My energy is flowing, I can feel it pour. It's flowing like water on the floor. I have little time to tell you more, Because death is now
Do You Drive
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Stinkeyeradio Supports Independent Musicians
Stinkeye Radio Supports Independent Musicians..... Do you have talent in music? Are you wanting to get your music heard, yet you're not signed nor labeled? If you are intrested in having your music played on please feel free to contact us and we will give you details on how to do so. Please contact
The Ohio State Buckeyes will go to the BCS championship after the sooners beat mizzou
Bad Day
I had a really shitty day. Work was slow then got out of my car to come in the house and noticed that someone backed or pulled into my new car pushing in the license plate and making a tear (small) in the bumper on the right hand corner. I have no idea when or who did it. So now not only do I have to get it licensed but i have to get it fixed. Took it one place and it's going to cost 975 to get it fixed and its a tiny spot! This so sux ass. I understand why they did take off I wouldnt wanna have to pay to get it fixed either but Shit! Its Christmas Doesnt anyone have a soul anymore? Sorry If Im bitching like I said bad day lol. Just thought Id blog about it thought it might help to know whats going on with me. Bastards!!!! lol
Mood-altering Hormones In Semen Could Make Women Happier
Women who were directly exposed to their partners' semen were less depressed, researchers have found. The researchers came to the conclusion after looking at almost 300 female students who were divided into groups depending on how often their partners wore condoms. Psychologist Gordon Gallup of the State University of New York led the research team, which used a standard psychological questionnaire to assess how happy the women were. Researchers warn people should practise safe sex Gallup warned his findings should not discourage people from practising safe sex, because the risks of an unwanted pregnancy or sexually transmitted disease offset any possible effects on mood. On average, the researchers found women whose partners never used condoms were the happiest. Those who used condoms sometimes came in second. The least happy women were those whose partners always used or usually used condoms. Women who weren't having sex scored in between the always and usual
Seven Souls
The essence of who we are comes with wisdom. Wisdom unlocks our limitless potential. We seek inspiration in our life. Our search takes us down paths that lead to wisdom. Knowledge and self-reflection revel our true selves. Self-reflection leads to understanding our life's journey. The journey strengthens and validates us. We gain power to create our own inspiration and to honor it. This is our Seven Souls...
Just Thoughts!!!
Me and my best friend were out the other day when he called his daughter's school and asked when her Christmas play was, the lady that answered the phone told him that there wasn't a Christmas play but there would be a holiday program. Hmmmmm, Holiday program? Well I wasn't born here in the states cuz I was in a military family but we still celebrated Christmas. I am down with all the other things that go on during the season but Christmas has always been a tradition not holidays. Even a few years ago big corporations changed their slogans from Merry Christmas to Happy Holidays which was still quite upsetting due to the traditions and values that even I myself grew up to. Does anyone else fell the same? I mean we all have our family traditions but now to say that calling it Christmas is politically correct not to upset others, isn't that taking away the choice that we have to celebrate? Sorry if this upsets anyone but I'm not knocking on the other things that others have to celebrate c
Ufw Night Of Champions
Sat Dec 1st at 1052 us hwy 92 west starting at 8pm pro wrestling with new face's and old ticket's 10 at the door and 8 in advance. A night were all the title will be on the line in one why or anther. For more info write me to let me know.
FUBAR's Most Creative Elf or Santa Contest........ Who wants in on this???? This contest will start at 5 PM EST on DEC 22, 2007 and will last through 5 PM EST on DEC 30, 2007 Prizes are........ First Place is a 7 day blast! Second Place is a 3 day blast! Third Place is a 1 day blast! Remaining entrants will get their choice of a big pimping gift of my choice! Rules are....... 1. "Must" fan, rate, and add the host to comment bomb. 2. No Drama!!!! 3. No downrating other contestants! 4. All submitted pics will be safe for work only!! 5. No duel accounts. If caught you will be disqualified!!! 6. All rates count as 5 points toward ending score of comments! To enter this awesome Christmas contest contact me by private mail with your entry pic
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Kmart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Kmart, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course > they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you dickhead?" Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"
My Blog?
hey all, so i've been a member for a few minutes and already have 5 comments... that's different! ;p okay jess, so i have an account. happy? anyone else i don't know can email me peace out!
Amazing Sex
To all my friends near and far I've taken the time to put together a few of my thoughts ĖTruly amazing sex can happen only when both partners are willing to take risks. To have the best sex, you've just got to be a little bad. When you go beyond your limits, you discover hidden turn-ons and new sensations. Plus, you get the blood-pumping jolt that comes from being bolder, ballsier and so much hotter in bed. Your willingness to explore your sexual boundaries will also build intimacy and trust between you and your partner. So, here are some of my sexy sins you should make a must and commit to. Please enjoy !!! Bust Out a New Move - Nothing makes the bedroom buzz with erotic electricity like debuting a dirty act you've always been curious about, especially if you think it's kinda kinky. Spontaneously slipping a novel technique into your lusty lineup will elevate an ordinary sex session into a reckless, fasten-your-seat-belt romp. It will also open your eyes to erogenous zones yo
New Condo Photos
one week christmas sexy outfit not nsfw . LADIES ONLY winners gets 100000 fubucks winner must have no less then 15000 comments to win. take frist 5 photos. dec 14th to the 21st thanks bingo
Attraction To A Porn Star
Have you ever thought the secret behind the guys getting attracted to porn stars? Have you ever wondered at the excellent performance the porn stars on bed? If you have ever watched and wondered at the skills and excellence of porn stars, you would have wished to be like them when you are with your man to end up the lovemaking more and more satisfied. Following few simple steps may make you the honeydew of your man, and no more you will have to sleep alone on bed when your man finds satisfaction on the performance of porn stars on screen. Take initiative enthusiastically The first step to make your man hot and aroused is to be enthusiastic when you are with him. Most of the times women wish to hold the good girl approach and slip away from sexual act when your guy wants to do so. The secret of porn girls is that they never look like fed up with the process. They always show their partners how excited they are by engaging them with their speech and movements. Taking initiative is t
Firefox Vs. Internet Explorer
Firefox vs. Internet Explorer Now for years Internet Explorer has been the primary web browser for pretty much all home computers and work computers alike. I have to use it on the computers at work all the time. Its terrible to say the least, its slow and locks up even on nice computers. It has horrible spam and spyware blocking software technology. To sum it up in one word, the software is glitchy. Now other choices are nothing new, for a time I used Netscape Navigator as a web browser and it was alright, better functionality and such. It just never really caught on though, so Microsoft won I suppose. Now in the last few years a new and different web browsing competitor has come along called Firefox. From the first time I used it I noticed right away there was something so much better about it. Sites that once took so long to appear on Internet Explorer (Using DSL connection for both platforms) were now showing up as fast as my internet connection would allow, by that I mean har
How To Get The Most Out Of Your Cell Phone Battery
Lithium Ion Battery Facts Discharging: Lithium-ion typically discharges to 3.0V/cell. The spinel and coke versions can be discharged to 2.5V/cell to gain a few extra percentage points. Since the equipment manufacturers do not specify the battery type, most equipment is designed for a 3-volt cut-off. A discharge below 2.5V/cell may put the battery's protection circuit to sleep, preventing a recharge with a regular charger. These batteries can be restored with special equipment or by connecting the device to a computer using a USB cable. Some lithium-ion batteries feature an ultra-low voltage cut-off that permanently disconnects the pack if a cell dips below 1.5V. A very deep discharge may cause the formation of copper shunt, which can lead to a partial or total electrical short. The same occurs if the cell is driven into negative polarity and is kept in that state for a while. Manufacturers rate the lithium-ion battery at an 80% depth of discharge. Repeated full (100%)
I'm a successful jewellery designer, but just lately my creativity has run dry!!! :(
How do you know when your marriage is over? How long do u give it to try and work it out? or do you try and work it out? I mean really over? to the point where you want a divorce? Any advice? anything please...i'm so lost and confused i duno what to do.... :'(
Bored As Hell
puttin up the damn x-mas tree dunno how it happened.. but it did.
Computer Speed Up Tips
Some general maintence procedures for your computer are listed below. This is just general how-to knowledge that may cause your computer to run more smoothly and restore funtions without having to wipe your drive and reinstall everything. The easiest way to fix any glitchy computer can be done by simply using the format command from a command screen. In order to format your hard drive you will have to boot your computer to command prompt mode using the F8 key on your keyboard at system start up. It will activate a command promt where you can type format c: It will then ask you to confirm file delete and then upon typing "y" and pressing enter it will start the format process. This will cause complete and total data loss for the selected hard drive. However most people would rather not do this because of all the files on their drive that have a value to that person. There are other methods to fixing your computers software issues without a total drive wipe. These include the follo
Merry Christmas
Ok, Don't Get Mad At Me About This
Ok. For anyone of my friends, don't take this personal. My hubby has asked me to tell you all that you don't know him, so don't criticize him. For anyone who has had anything bad to say about him, you can all kiss his postiriure and leave him alone. You can still talk to me, but don't ask me about him, and I won't tell you about him. I also won't tell him about any of you. This does exclude a few ppl, and I think they can figure out who they are, if not, I will let them know. If anyone of you still want's to be friends with him, you can check him out at Firedragon77.
Fu Wife/gf
Looking for a FU wife and girlfriend, had both when I was married why break the streak now! Plus looking for a real life girlfriend.....Any takers on any of that (I know the last part is out but had to put it in there).......
Sol & Jwf
In case you was wondering what SOL & JWF stand for I will tell you.........S**T OUT OF LUCK AND JOLLY WELL F**KED!!! Don't mind me I am in one awesome mood right now.
Big Xii
Twas the Night Before the Big XII ĎTwas the night before the Big XII and all through the land, not a Tiger was stirring, not even the band. Their Jockeys were hung by the locker with care, in hopes that the Sooners soon would be there. Temple was nestled all snug in his bed, while visions of the BCS danced in his head. And Pinkel in his kerchief full of Tiger pride, and Bob and the Sooners ready to ride. When down in San Antone there arose such a clatter, Chase sprang from his bed to see what was the matter. He realized the Option was gone in a flash, and Maclinís dreams of running had just been dashed. The Tiger tight ends trembled as they watched the show, A Crimson and Cream luster set the horizon aglow. When what to their wondering eyes should they find, but a miniature Schooner, seven National Titles behind. With a wizened old driver, skilled in leading his troops, they knew in a moment it must be Bob Stoops. More rapid th
Iconic daredevil Evel Knievel dies at 69 By MITCH STACY, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 25 minutes ago CLEARWATER, Fla. - Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over crazy obstacles including Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. ADVERTISEMENT Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. Longtime friend and promoter Billy Rundel said Knievel had trouble breathing at his Clearwater condominium and died before an ambulance could get him to a hospital. "It's been coming for years, but you just don't expect it. Supe
How Much You Kno Me?....
My name: Who is the love of my life: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I smoke: Do I drink: When is my birthday: What was your first impression of upon meeting me: Do I have any siblings: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: What's my favorite type of music: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you consider me a friend/good friend: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): What is a memory we have once had: Have you ever hugged me: Do you miss you think i miss you: What is my favorite food: Have you ever had a crush on me: If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: What's your favorite memory of me: Who do I like right now:
Holiday Happy Hour Contest
LOOKING FOR 20 CONTESTANTS. WILL BEGIN: DECEMBER 7 @ 9:00 PM (EST) ENDING: DECEMBER 17 @ 9:00 PM (EST) PRIZES 1ST PLACE: HAPPY HOUR 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST or 1 MO VIP And BIG PIMP GIFT 3RD PLACE: 1 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT RULES: ∑ All Entrants must fan, rate and add Host ∑ No NSFW pics allowed. Pic must be of you and keep within the holiday theme. ∑ Must play well with others. This means NO downrating. ∑ Comment Bombing is a must. ∑ Self Bombing is encourage
I Love This Bar.
We got winners, we got losers Chain smokers and boozers And we got yuppies, we got bikers We got thristy hitchhikers And the girls next door dress up like movie stars Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar We got cowboys, we got truckers Broken-hearted fools and suckers And we got hustlers, we got fighters Early birds and all-nighters And the veterans talk about their battle scars Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar [Chorus:] I love this bar It's my kind of place Just walkin' through the front door Puts a big smile on my face It ain't too far, come as you are Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs Blue-collar boys and rednecks And we got lovers, lots of lookers And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar Yes I do I like my truck (I like my truck) I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend) I like to take her out to dinner I like a movie now and then
I got no regret right now (I'm feeling this) The air is so cold and numb (I'm feeling this) Let me go in her room (I'm feeling this) I wanna take off her clothes (I'm feeling this) Show me the way to bed (I'm feeling this) Show me the way you move (I'm feeling this) Fucking is such a blur (I'm feeling this) I love all the things you do Fate fell short this time Your smile fades in the summer Place your hand in mine I'll leave when I wanna Where do we go from here Turn all the lights down now Smiling from ear to ear (I'm feeling this) Our breathing has got too loud (I'm feeling this) Show me the bedroom floor (I'm feeling this) Show me the bathroom mirror (I'm feeling this) We're taking this way too slow (I'm feeling this) Take me away from here (I'm feeling this) This place was never the same again After you came and went How can you say you meant anything different To anyone standing alone On the street with a cigarette On the first night we
Why does god let you get preg. then take it away why didn't my baby grow they say things happen for a reason. What reason did god take my unborn child? Why let my hopes get up and then brake my heart like never b4. will someone please tell me the reason for this
Am I Wrong?
So there is a group of people Sueing Denny's because their food has Excessive amounts of Salt in it. Now, I agree this isn't good but here's a peice of advise... DON"T FUCKIN EAT THERE!!!!!!† Why sue them when eating there is your choise???? Here's a few things you SHOULD know... #1. Coffee is HOT #2 HOT cocoa is HOT #3 Ice Coffee is COLD #4 and maybe the most important, IF YOU DID NOT MAKE IT YOURSELF, YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS IN IT.... #5 Do not whine you got fat eting Fast Foods †††† Do not whine there is excessive amounts of salt in resteraunt food †††† Do not comlain fast food is bad for your kids.... † Try cooking aty home with fresh food, it's amazing and you know what goes into it, not just ingr. but the love that went into making it... GO FIGURE....
If A Fat Guy Grabs U and puts u in a bag, don't worry I told Santa I wanted u 4 Christmas! Send this to 10 people u care about including me! SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE.
Marines Care Packages
MARINES AND TAMPONS (A GREAT STORY) Tampons to the rescue in Iraq!! Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq. > My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, "Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him." I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, Marine X thinks it's for him too. > He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine X came over to his co
Xmas Kisses
i like takeing pics on an emo level, i like to capture the emos, people look at pics as just pics but do they really see the emos in them not just sexualy but as in anger sadness hate fear love light and dark all in diff pics, but do u really look at pics that way like u look in to the eyes of a person, they say the eyes tell a story on what a person is like and what the person likes and diss likes and sometimes what they have done, i like to look at pics and see what the person is really like and why the persone is like that, u can even help them feel better as well and become a better lover and even in bed, but thats not all some times u can be in contact just by talking and knowing how they feel in and out of them and sometimes even know what there gonna say, has that ever happen to u where sometimes u feel like uve known that one person for years but just met or just talked over the net or phone. thats all part of knowing the person but its up to u to take it further and exsp
How Many Feet
There are 7 girls on a bus >>> >>> Each girl has 7 backpacks >>> In each backpack, there are 7 big cats. >>> For every big cat there are 7 little cats. >>> >>> Question: How many legs are there in the bus?
Salute For Salute
hello all fu-friends and family, i think its so neat how you'all do salutes for one n other, if anyone would be so kind to make 1 for bear i will return the salute , thanks again and have a great weekend. big bearhugs.
My Christmas Tree...
*I HAVE A CHRISTMAS TREE* Its cool... so Come by and drop me off a gift. Its free! You can even choose the color of paper and bow.. LOL! Love always! Huggs & Kisses Mandy scsweetie
Animal Speak
Ok for those of you that have been asking me about totems.. I would advise you to all read the book by Ted Andrew's....
Twas The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode Only one creature was stirring, & she was cleaning the commode. The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds, while visions of N-64 & Barbie, flipped through their heads. The dad was snoring in front of the TV, with a half-constructed bicycle propped on his knee. So only the mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter, which made her sigh, "Now what is the matter?" With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand, She descended the stairs, & saw the old man. He was covered with ashes & soot, which fell with a shrug, "Oh great," muttered the mom, "Now I have to clean the rug." "Ho Ho Ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake." "Your gift was especially difficult to make." "Thanks, Santa, but all I want is time alone." "Exactly!" he chuckled, "So, I've made you a clone." "A clone?" she muttered, "What good is that?" "Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit chat." Then out walked the clone - The mother'
are you happy right now?
Merry Christmas!!!!
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How Are You Right Now?
how are you right now?
A Letter From Jesus
Dear Children, It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are Taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this time of the Year and that it was some of your predecessors who decided to celebrate My Birthday on what was actually a time of pagan festival. Although I do appreciate being remembered anytime. How I personally feel about this celebration can probably be most easily Understood by those of you who have been blessed with children of your own. I don't care what you call the day. If you want to celebrate My birth, Just GET ALONG AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER. Now, having said that let Me go on. If it bothers you that the town in Which you live doesn't allow a scene depicting My birth, then just get rid Of a couple of Santa's and snowmen and put in a small Nativity scene on your Own front lawn. If all My followers did that there wouldn't be any need for su
Does the Decadent Deviance or the Dark realm groups still exist. haven't heard much from either group in quite a while. If they no longer exist i'm going to start looking for another group to run with and if there are any takers, let me know.
I keep myself open just to feel your touch. The problem I think is I care too much. You have my heart on a string but you don't give back anything. You pretend to want me then walk away and find another that same day. Now, I am broken. I don't feel your touch but I still want you so, so much. I don't know why I need you so? I don't know how to let you go? I keep myself open to let you walk away. I am broken till you're back to stay. I don't want to let you go and I just wanted to let you know.
Mistletoe Contest
THIS IS WHERE YOU START > > > > Are you kissable? > Let's find out who the MOST KISSABLE people are on Fubar! > > A new contest, only for Christmas, brought to you by the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. NO RATES, NO COMMENTS, ONLY KISSES! > > Here is how to play... > > In order to enter, you must receive a personalized bough of mistletoe like the one below. Each bough counts as 1 kiss. The numbers will be changed with each bough that you receive, in order to match the number of times you've been gifted a mistletoe. On December 23rd, the male and female most often "Kissed" will each win 250,000 fubucks, a pimp-out, and an award tag to announce them as the MOST KISSABLE MAN/MOST KISSABLE WOMAN ON FUBAR. > > The Rules: > 1. NO DRAMA. > 2. When buying a kiss for someone, send me their FUBAR ID number or a link to their page. > 3. You may purchase as many as you want. > 4. Anyone attempting to alter the tags in order to cheat will immediately be disqualified from the game.
Poetry Damn It !!!
Confusions Solution Oh Yea, I kinda like the Way you've Touched Me , Mystic Minions That Refuse to be seen.... Obscure in the Way your Affraid to Work it, Blasting Your Way Thru Infinity.... Shaking your Head to Clear Out the Cobwebs, Frozen Memories are in Your Heart- Pitch Black... By the Way I know that You are Shure to Oppress Me, Have a lil Taste of My Insanity... Glide in the Water of Life as it Surrounds Me, Watch a vision in My Terrible Dream.... Scream in the Darkness While there is None to Hear it, Now Youve Begun to Understand the Creed..... Domination is Noble as is Forgivness, Excepting Sometimes Even a Sheep will lead... Frostbite Conforms to the Body that Weilds it, Even a Fool comes in from the Rain.... Beware the Words As You Refuse to hear it, An Open Mind Is Free to the Thief.... If You See This as No Contribution, Confusions the Solution to A Question Youve Yet to Concieve By Sa
Any Ideas...
I just received this email... Dear NIKE iD Customer, We are sorry, due to material inventory issues we are unable to process your order for the Nike Pro Vent Tight (L/S) iD - Multisport, Black/Medium Grey, XXXL Your order has been cancelled and your credit card has been refunded. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. This email message has been automatically generated. Replies are not monitored. For questions regarding your NIKE iD order please call 866-633-6453. This was supposed to part of my Sons Christmas... Now I need help from you guys on ideas to what to replace it with for a 16 year boy... Please help me...
There Must Be A Horde Of Admirers Out There!
Starr@ fubar It's amazing that all of the guys perusing the supposed female sites on this network don't pay close enough attention to detail or they don't care ... or they know I'm en femme and they really want to care. Can't quite figure them out, but for whatever reasons ... they're TG admirers! TG means transgender, for those of you who aren't into acronyms. That means I'm a chick with a [rhymes with chick] Oh! No! Well ... can't accept that? Don't ask to add then. You won't hurt my feelings. And no, I don't give lip service so don't ask. Hugs, Cherie
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Seatac Fubar
Ken Schram: Scrambling for answers Officials at Sea-Tac Airport are scrambling to find out why it happened. Congressman Norm Dicks is working to see that it never happens again. My commentary on how TSA screeners handled two Fort Lewis soldiers escorting the body of a combat colleague home for burial has outraged a lot of people. Brief recap: Escorted to the tarmac where an honor guard waited, the soldiers stood at attention as the casket was placed on the plane. A uniformed police officer then accompanied them to the screening area where their combat medals and ribbons helped set off the metal detectors. They showed their military ID. The police officer showed his ID. Told to put down the American flag they were carrying, a TSA screener then had the soldiers strip to their tee shirts, pants and socks in full view of everyone in line. More than anything else, it was that public spectacle and the soldier's humiliation that I find most disturbing, most disres
do you like cupcake ?
Is anyone else having trouble with the bouncer check? Everytime I look at someones page anymore and I try and go back I get a bouncer check. Just wondering if anyone else was having the same problems.
If I Knew!!!
If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be ! the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would ! give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything I can do?" But ju
For The Guys
just gonna vent pretty much because im tired of hearing from friends what guys have said and done to them and then hear guys say all they want is a good girl and that good guys finish last well news flash boys your gonna get from a girl what you dish out if you want her to treat you right and have respect for you and be faithful to you then you should be man enough to do the same fucking thing for her i just think its so stupid that guys want to say that they are a good guy and finish last well the only reason your supposedly finishing last is your damn fault not your friends not your ex not the girl down the street or the person that serves you your fast food its YOURS if you would stop being such a damn titty baby and grow the fuck up and be more mature you just might find a decent girl the really sad thing is you guys have probably had half a dozen good girls come along but you look them over because they are quiet or they are not wild or stick out like a sore thumb you`d rather hav
someone asked me not to long ago why do girls say they want a nice guy but always go 4 the assholes.....well this is what i told him..... every guy that i have ever been with has started out as a god send done all the little things to get the girl that he so claimed to want at the time and then stopped doing all the little things that matter most and then turned into something totally different a month,2 months,a year later its not that some girls prefer jerks its that some are so used to it that they don't realize it sometimes and then when a decent guy comes along and shows respect they are too scared because they have never had that b4 so some tend not to give a decent guy a chance ,ya know guys will do just about anything thing to get a girl that he wants and then suddenly stops ummm the little things are what makes some girls the the happiest..............and yes this goes for guys as well....woman always want to know why a guy prefers a girl that treats him wrong and does thi
Mistle toe game The 1st person to message you saying "id kiss you under the misletoe."... will be your sweatheart... you'd be suprised just who wants to be yours! you have 2 do this even if you are taken!
everyday we fight the war every day we lose men and woman every day we have to look in the eyes of childrean and see the tears fall to the dusty ground we close r eyes and still we see the blood on our hands carrying those who have fallin to give us freedome so there fore we shall stand tall and stronge never to give up our freedome but to give those our rath who dare apose us and to make sure we give our fallen comrades respect and to tell them that they didnt die in vein but made use stronger we will always remember ur sacrafise for our freedome WE SALUTE YOU writen by me samantha
Fuck Mike Freeman
read this article to see how he views the Mountaineers and West Virginia residents in general then sign this petition to get this clown fired. We'll show the nation how us "hicks" do Mountaineer Style!!!!
Funny Man
Naughty Horoscopes!
Naughty Horoscopes LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)-- If you F**K up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/ Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink
Happy Bar
Well tonight I went out with two new friends from here to Happy Bar. It was such a blast! Got to sing alot! John and Deana are a fun couple. I grew up in rancho Cordova and never knew the place was there. Out in the middle of the boondocks! lol Check out the pics.
My Christmas Tree
Sexual Horoscopes!
Sexual Horoscopes .:VIRGO:. The Virgin > > Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them > right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. > Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. > Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first > sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. > The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of abd > luck if you do not repost. > > .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict > > Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. > Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT > kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. > Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long > relationships. Talkative. The sexiest > ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you > do not repost. > > > .:LIBRA:. The lover > > Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They > meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and > sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person > you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Di
How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity! At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Insist that your email address is: or Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN." Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.' Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophet Jimmy." Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way. Don't use
Rip - Tito
RIP Tito Add Glitter to your Photos Just thought Id let you all know our puppy Tito got ran over on Friday afternoon. He passed away after about 5min. We had a little burial and funeral for him after. He was in the backyard swimming in the pool with Devon and when they were coming in the backdoor Tito, dripping wet, slipped through his hands and around the garage to the busy street. The person who hit him didnt even stop. A semi driver was kind enough to stop and help us get him out of traffic. The cop who came to the scene was the one who found Tito the 1 time before that he got loose. The cop even had tears in his eye because he knew what a good dog Tito was and had said before he wishes all people would raise their pitbulls loved and friendly like ours. Tito was spoiled with love and attention. It's not fair that people that treat these dogs wrong, abusing them and keep them locked up in hot garages get to keep theirs alive and our perfect beautiful dog had to g
Working For The Air Force
A General retired after 35 years and realized a life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend to visit for a week of pheasant shooting. The friend was in awe of the General's new bird dog, "Sarge". The dog could point, flush and retrieve with the very best, and the friend offered to buy the dog at any price. The General declined, saying that Sarge was the very best bird dog he had ever owned and that he wouldn't part with him at any price. A year later the same friend returned for another week of hunting and was surprised to find the General breaking in a new dog. "What happened to ole Sarge?" he asked. "Had to shoot him," grumbled the General. "A friend came to hunt with me and couldn't remember the dog's name. He kept calling him Colonel. After that, all he would do was sit on his ass and bark."
Xmas Is Coming!!!
Joshs Blog
This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those horrible people. His boss as
Oh Christmas Tree...
Holiday Greetings
Thanksgiving we had dinner at my grandfather's house as usual.. Mom, Dad, Me, Grandpa, and a friend my dad bowls with.. Would have been nicer if my brother and his family showed up but their loss.. For Christmas we will probably have dinner with my grandpa on Christmas Eve as usual and then have our small family christmas thingy on christmas morning..hehe tear open the gifts that aren't there and drink the egg nog that taste yucky.. watch the movies that you have seen every year since you were in diapers.. and then clean up everything like it never happened.. New Years... Hmmm I don't know .. I met a guy maybe I will be with him out somewhere but I doubt it.. don't doubt I might be with him but I don't normally go out on the most hectic day of the Probably be home on my computer as usual.. counting down with my buddies..hehe Who Knows Maybe I Will Get a Real New Year's Kiss.. hehe I KNOW ONE THING IS FOR SURE... NO MORE SO CALLED FRIENDS WILL FUCK ME OVER IN ANYWAY SHA

why do I do what I do on here. I can't be on line because my mom is evil. I try two explain myself but on the other hand she doesn't listen. do all the rating but no one retrun the fav.. well u all have happy hoilday bbl hopefully
O' Christmas Tree O' Christmas Tree
My Tree
well, its 4 am... i'm bored... and not very tired, and not necessarily happy about it... yeah, there's a warm occupied bed upstairs waiting... but i'm here. *shrug* i don't know.
I Play Wow If Anyone Else Does Maybe We Can Run Into Each Other There Lol!!!
If you play WoW let me know and what server your on I play alot of different ones.
You know, I was reading some articles about how Black people and so-called Black leaders are not supporting Obama. I don't really support him, but Blacks in general are overwhelmingly Democrats. I have the sneaking suspicion that the problem is this; if a Black president were to be elected, it would show how far this country has actually come, and that this would negate the victim status that Black people often use to excuse the myriad problems that plague us, as well as put leaders who constantly foster the victim mentality out of a job. Discuss.
Saying Goodbye
Good-bye to a true boyhood hero... EVEL KNIEVEL passed away on 11-30-07 he will be missed.
Calling All My Friends
I am in a contest that started at midnight and ends the I need as main rates and comments as I can get in order to please please take the time out to rate my picture and it would be even better if u left a comment.....need 10,000 comments by the 15th Thank You! KISS KISS
All New Members
Just like any other "club" on Fubar, you must fan, rate and add all members.
Dragonfeathers Rumblings
Something I wrote a couple of years ago, I hope you enjoy it. A Dragons Love Story : As our world formed and then began to cool many species were born in the primal soup that covered most of it's surface. One of these early creatures was the Dragon. Although fierce and brutal, they were born with intelligence and a reasoning mind. This, along with their long lifespan, eventually made them the masters of their world. They were beautiful creatures covered in iridescence scales that shone in every color of the rainbow and larger then any creature that roamed this world. Over the centuries Dragon kind prospered and thrived. As our world slowly cooled other races emerged that were better suited to the milder temperatures, ( although by todays standards still quite hot ) and would rise up to take their place in the hierarchy. Dragons, although having long lifespans, eventually would pass on. Their soul however would not. This would be reborn into the next genera
Christmas Time
I saw this on some of my friend's page and thought it was kool. Besides the generic gifts you can do a search for about anything you can think of so have some fun with it & I Hope everyone has a Merry Christmas.
Driving Course
on the 9th i will be going to blackpool on a 5day course on the 14th i will be doing my driving test, let you know when i come back, let you know i have passed lol
To Love Or Not
its funny how you can tell a person whom means so much to you that you love them and all you get in return is head games or a buch of bullshit or the ups and down of a rollercoaster
Soldier Blogs
IT IS THE SOLDIER, Not the reporter, who has give us the freedom of the press. IT IS THE SOLDIER, Not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. IT IS THE SOLDIER, Not the campus organizer, who had given us freedom to demonstrate. IT IS THE SOLDIER, Not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. IT IS THE SOLDIER, Who salutes the flag who serves under the flag and Whose coffin is draped by the flag Who Allows the protester to burn the flag
Betty Davis Eyes
betty davis sexy:P i love this tune.wootwoot.
The Start
Well, umm, ok the first time. Well not what you might have been expecting. This is my first blog. Its early morning and rest of house is asleep. Feeling ok so far, have big night ahead. Big company party to go to, black tie. Time to put on my kiss ass face and make nice. But its for a good cause, all money goes to local homeless shelter. And maybe I can get a promotion out of it. Well thats all for now, maybe more later.
When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 >>hours in >> a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of >>coffee. A >>professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front >>of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and >>empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then >>asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The >>professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. >>He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas >>between the golf balls . He then asked the students again if the jar >>was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a >>box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up >>everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students >>responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then >>produced two cups of coffee from under the table and pour
Hello every one I am new at this so plz bare with me, I am a red head from Canada and I live In a city in Iowa and it is ice storming right now! Well I need to go I will be back
Bi Woman
Just out on the hunt for a few good women!
Last night my Dad and Step Mother came over to our house to pick us up and go out to dinner and then over to Paul's house (my brother in law) so my parents could see their house for the first time. They were excited about getting to see it. It was just supposed to be the 4 of us going out but then Ashton and Christopher tagged along. My stepmom just got a brand new car. A BMW 7 series and let me tell you, I have never seen a more cool car then that one! It has everything you can imagine putting in a car. It even has remote control shades that come up on the side windows and back window with a push of a button. Oh and the doors, you just barely shut it and it closes by itself. Too cool. So we go out to dinner and the damn restaurant took forever! We didn't end up at Paul's house until like 9:30. My Dad was very impressed with Paul's house. My Dad just found out that they have a termite problem and a sewer pipe burst under their house so the whole front of the house n
So, Thursday night, I got to go to Heinz Field in Pittsburgh for the Silver Ticket Tour Party! It was fuckin awesome! Lots and lots of FREE Coors lite stuff and I got to meet Rocky Blier...and I even got to wear four out of the five Steelers Super Bowl Rings! YEP...They were on my hand! Got a bunch of shit autographed too! There were 7 people in our group and we all had a blast!
Concrete Blonde - JoeyAdd to My Profile | More Videos
rainy days cold night these days i need you let me hold you tight in my arms let me hold you close keep you warm tell you your my good luck charm look me in my eyes tell me im the one for you tell me im your every wish come true let me lay you down very gently then make love to you essentially let me caress your body from head to toe not missing a spot lets play around like connect the dots lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a roller coaster ride let me take you body on a never ending ride it always seems to just begin i love you girl hope we never end its nights like these i need you the most drink some wine propose a toast kiss your lips drop our clothes an at the end its like it just begin my kind of music my favorite song i want to be with you all day and all night long a spring breeze a summer sun now that I know you you are my one a winter sparkle an autumn tree added all up it equals you and me my best friend my only lover from here on out I'll keep
Teacher Comments
These comments made by NYC teachers on their students' report cards. All teachers were reprimanded! 1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your child is depriving a village of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't here. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is gone.
Let It Snow
Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Michigan. It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. This is God's Country. I love it here! Oct. 14 - Michigan is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors - you should see the beautiful shades of red and orange and yellow! Went for a ride through some beautiful rolling hills and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise! I love it here! Nov. 3 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature, the very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here! Dec. 2 - It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed in white, just like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) an
Loving Dominance
I made this decision long ago. My 'play' is of a loving and caring nature, more sensuality than Sadism. I know I don't fit the mold, even with the large size and stern demeanor. Simply stated, my heart is not really in beating women. Discipline for bad behavior, and willful disobedience? Yes, as corrective measure only, as training tool. "Board of Education" style communication, if you get my meaning. I get my greatest joy from delivering multiple orgasms to My woman. I get a great deal of satisfaction from bringing about experiences for them that they have never had. I LIVE for fantasy fulfillment, both My own and hers. I have recently had the opportunity to seek a new partner. Several of these potential partner subs were put-off by my gentle nature. They wanted a stern and demanding Dom, one who will objectify them and abuse them, keep them in their place, etc. While I get no real pleasure from doing these things, it has occurred to me to modify my approach, and open mys
English Only?
English Only The "English-only" movement is a trap. The Average American is getting dumber and the U.S. government is not helping. See, while we are being territorial the rest of the world is taking "English as a Second Language". They have the advantage because we are too lazy to learn a second language. I've met bilingual grade school kids that made me feel stupid. That's the same feeling people get when foreigners speak their native tongue in public. But who's fault is that? Even in less diversified neighborhoods most US citizens grow up with at LEAST a few Mexicans to learn some basic Spanish from. The average New Yorker or Los Angelo should know bits and pieces of a half dozen languages by accident. So forget what Arnold Swarzenegger says. When he made his first US movie they dubbed his speaking parts because HE couldnt speak English. He's an asshole for jumping on that bandwagon. I believe as Americans it is our civic duty to learn at least one fo
Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see
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Greetings&Hallucinations from my corner of the Dual Continuum! Oh what was that? What the heck is the Dual Continuum? you ask? Well I'm glad you asked me that because we all live in it together and yet we singularly live in it apart and yet because we are actually in it at the same time we are still yet together but still all individually separate! You see The Dual Continuum. A wondrous Universe where all is the same and yet different were everyone is an individual or two or as many as they need to be and yet still one yet made up from many! I love it here as it the one place where all of me can interact with so many so much of the time and yet still be in that place of the still small voice while being with everyone all together singularly. I can imagine it all and yet imagine just it and still yet all of the many as one yet so few of the many as one and yet all! It is a conceptual thing and Ive been in it's awareness for a very long time! It's all about the theory and practi
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A Poem That Gives You Goosebumps... A drunk en man in an Oldsmobile they said had run the light. That caused the six-car pileup on 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about and blood was everywhere, The sirens screamed out eulogies, for death was in the air. A mother, trapped inside her car, was heard above the noise, Her plaintive plea near split the air, "O h, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her p inned hands, she struggled to get free, But mangled metal held her fast in grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused on where the back seat once had been, But all she saw was bro ken glass and two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen, she did not hear them cry, And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, "Oh, God, don't let them die! Then firemen came and cut her loose, but when they searched the back, They found therein no little boys, but the seat belts were intact. T
OK, I'm going to do it.... I'm going to hold a contest. Sorry I can't offer blasts or vips to the winners, but I will be giving away FU-BUCKS!!! I want to see your spaziest pics! Send me a private message with the link to the pic, and I'll rip it. I'll start the contest on Dec. 5th, and run it until Dec. 24th. If you win, you'll wake up Christmas morning with a bunch of FU-BUCKS... 1st Place ~ 50,000 fubucks 2nd Place ~ 25,000 fubucks 3rd Place ~ 10,000 fubucks *anyone who enters will get a drink of their choice* Bombing is perfectly acceptable, but downrating is NOT! Yeah, I'm bored, and lame, but what the heck!?!? Brought to you by... SpAzTaStIc!@ fubar Please Repost!
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My Daddy...
ok people, I am a total Daddy's girl, I am the first to admit it, i got away with MURDER growing up, they adopted me when i was 15, took me in as a foster when i was 13, fought the system to be ALLOWED to adopt me, because they were gonna send me to a group home in Phoenix, because they didnt usually allow fosters to be adopted in the same town.... well today my dad was taken in to the hospital at 3AM they think he either HAd a stroke or was on the verge of having one, his blood sugar is still over 1000... and he is incoherent, but improving as they try to get it under control, he is still unable to talk, but is able to nod, and write to communicate now... they are moving him to the ICU... as he is still considered critical... i am asking you for thoughts, prayers, wishes... whatever faith or beliefs you may have... please send them his way... i just can NOT lose my Daddy.... thank you all in advance, i am a basket case, but i firmly believe in the power of faith and love... and you gu
My Rose
If I had a rose It would sit inside a glass Steeped in the clearest water But dying, nevertheless Everyday Its petals would fall daily To drift slowly down onto the ground Their final resting place Beside the glass Where their living counterparts Still reside Those fallen petals of the rose Are nothing But Little fragments of beauty Destroyed and broken Left to gather dust Day by day my rose would wither Losing colour, losing blood And the air, empty of its sweet scent Weeps for beauty fled with life Taking with it The joy it brings And leaving only Memories Of the joy that it once brought And if I had a rose Iíd kill it before it dies Like I wish that I could kill love Before I can have a chance to cry
Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

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