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Smart Ass Mouse
Bought a mouse trap to catch the little bastard because the only mice my cat will catch are the ones filled with catnip. Have heard people say to put peanut butter as the bait. So I put peanut butter on the trap and set it. Wake up this morning and go to check the trap only to find out that the peanut butter had been eaten right off the trap, and the trap was not even sprung. What's the chances in that? 1 in 576,893,957,635,476 LMFAO
Haters.... Read This And Suck My Dick!
This is specifically for you hatin-ass mother fuckers here on fubar! I'm normally a real cool headed guy, until someone pisses me off! I really don't give a fuck what you think of me. If you don't like what i do, say, post... get the fuck over it, and leave me the fuck alone. I'm tired of trying to be nice to people then have be slapped in the face (figuratively speaking). Right now i'm very pissed off and there's a lot of people that continue to push me to the edge. Eventually i'm going to fucking snap. when i do, it ain't gonna be a pretty picture... there will be blood shed, and none of it will be mine! When i do snap and i hurt someone's feelings... there will be no remorse... i have no love for those of you that put other people down when they've done nothing to you! For u trifflin ass mother fuckers... and the trifflin tricks... FUCK U! KISS MY ASS AND SUCK MY DICK! HATERS GET NO LOVE FROM ME! I HAVE NO REMORSE FOR HATERS!!!
Psssssshhhh
You can’t take back What you didn’t do What you didn’t say My mind is screwed You took innocence With so much disdain You took my child hood Created endless pain Held my heart with Your Violent Rage Stole my soul and Christened your blade You needed to own What was precious to me The disgusting you that I should have never seen What should have Been sacred To a child like me Is forever gone And its haunting my dreams Now I am left searching For Something I can Never find It seems that the scar Is what’s left behind My heart is autographed Signed by the fiend That is your Wickedness I’m left here to bleed And I hide from the one Who tries to get close I can’t let them see The evil I hold.
Becca's Blog
true facts of this sad life fact1-pushers get pushed fact2-they also get where theyr going fact3-guys that can dance are sexy fact4-most guys cant dance fact5-all women are sexy when they dance as long as they just relax fact6-the asshole is always going to be sexier than the nice guy fact7-hes so sexy cuz he act like he doesnt want you fact8-knowing this doesnt make it work any less fact9-the nice guy usually isnt that nice after all fact10-people generally suck find the ones who dont n hang on tight fact11-even those few will suck occasionally fact12-life is hard n life is short have as much fun as you can for as long as you can cause itll all be over way too soon fact13-never trust a guy who says he doesnt hit women-that should go without saying! fact14-listen up guys-a threesome is a guy watching two girls have sex thats what happens in real life its not like the movies so stop begging fact15-if a guy calls you after 11pm its a booty c
True Friendship
True friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart. When there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing. True friendship is a rare feeling, but when it is found It has profound impact on our well-being, strength, and character. True friendship does not need elaborate gifts Or spectacular events in order to be valuable or valued. To ensure long-lasting quality and satisfaction, True friendship only needs a few key ingredients: Undying loyalty, unmatched understanding, unsurpassed trust, Deep and soulful secrets, and endless sharing. These ingredients, mixed with personality and a sense of humor, Can make a friendship last a lifetime! This is just a thank you, my friend, for all the wonderful and colorful Special ingredients You've brought to my life! Pass this on to such a friend!
B.a.c.a.
I have been told by our national site..B.A.C.A. that we have too remove any and all items dealing with B.A.C.A. on any and all web sites....So I will be removing my site soon and I hope you will be spreading the word about B.A.C.A. for me.....thank you all.....good bye....WOLF
Check Out My Dare Game!!
I KNOW SEVERAL OF YOU HAVE BEEN WONDERING/ASKING WHAT THE NEW PRIVATE PICTURES ARE.... WELL MYSTERY FINALLY SOLVED, THE ALBUM IS OPEN AND I AM READY TO PLAY..... I HAVE A NEW GAME FOR YOU TO TRY, I CALL IT: 'THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS DARE' HERE IS HOW IT ALL GOES: I DARE YOU TO COME VIEW MY SEVEN DEADLY SINS ALBUM AND THEN LEAVE A COMMENT UNDER AS MANY OR AS LITTLE OF THE 7 DEADLY SINS THAT YOU ARE GUILTY OF FOR ALL OF FUBAR TO SEE... YOU DO NOT NEED TO LEAVE A VERY DESCRIPTIVE CONFESSION, JUST A VAGUE ONE WILL DO....AND PLEASE NO NSFW COMMENTS OR ADMITANCE TO ANY UNSOLVED CRIMES THAT I WOULD BE FORCED TO REPORT. HAHA I WILL BUY YOU A DRINK FOR EVERY DEADLY SIN YOU CONFESS TO (UP TO 7 Drinks or just one bigger gift!) IF YOU LEAVE A COMMENT THAT MAKES ME SMILE/LAUGH I WILL BUY YOU AN EXTRA SPECIAL GIFT. I HOPE YOU COME BACK OFTEN TO READ WHAT OTHERS HAVE CONFESSED TO...THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING AND HOPEFULLY ENTERTAINING..
Fubucks
if you would like some of my fubucks let me know.
Music...
i am a music nut!!! ever since i was a baby, there was always music playing some where... my mother said she had to put the radio on so i would go to sleep..gee go figure...:) i started out by putting songs in my stash that reflected the more current likes and songs that touched my heart in one way or another... THEN...i started digging, recalling the songs from the 60's and 70's that when i hear them bring back to me a memorey so vivid and emotion... i'll never forget one time, riding in the car w my mom, singing a song word for word, not thinking twice about it, just floating away in the notes and words, when my mom looked back at me and said "I WISH YOU COULD REMEMBER YOUR HISTORY LIKE YOU CAN REMEMBER THE WORDS TO THESE SONGS!" when i was 5 my grandfather would sit me at the organ and i would POUND AWAY at the keys not really makeing any tru music, but to him... it was beautiful...he would sit and clap and egg me on and tell me to play more!!! music has run str
Dang
just wanted to show yall all the love this guy showed me earlier tonite :)
Family Rules!
1.You must have a SALUTE photo and be atleast a LEVEL 5 or higher.As a family member, we ask that when on line, you give 50% of your time on the site to BOMBING. ( This is every day to every other day!) 2.PLEASE!!!!! DO NOT ENTER CONTESTS WITHOUT LETTING ME KNOW IN ADVANCE! This means more than 1 day prior! We may have already committed the family to another contest. If you want to be in a contest, let me know and I will put you on the CONTEST LIST! That way ALL get the chance to be in a contest and ALL have the family backing. PLEASE, ONLY ONE AT A TIME IN A CONTEST! 1ST COME, 1ST TO GET INTO CONTEST! We will have a contest list blog so please check! If you decide to enter a contest, YOU will be expected to max yourself EVERY-DAY! Do not enter otherwise! Family will not back you if you are not willing to Back yourself. Also, if recently in a contest, please be considerate and allow some-one who has not been a chance to do so first. 3.We do realize that people have jobs, f
Midlife Crisis
OK I BELIEVE I HAVE SUFFERED MY FIRST MIDLIFE CRISIS...........I WENT AND DYED MY HAIR BLONDE THEN LAST WEEK A FRIEND OF MINE TALKED ME INTO GETTING BOTH MY NIPPLES PIERCED AND MY BELLY BUTTON. WITH ALL THE BULL SHIT I HAVE BEEN PUTTING UP WITH OVER THE LAST 2 YEARS I DECIDED IT WAS TIME FOR A CHANGE AND BOY DID I DO IT AND I AM LIKING IT.
Think Before U Speak
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow And asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls' THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and Passed by a store that sold a
The Rubiayat
I sent my Soul through the Invisible, Some letter of that After-life to spell: And by and by my Soul return'd to me, And answer'd "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell:"
Needs Title
UNTITLED 2/19/2008 She hasn’t admitted to herself Or to him How much she truly cares And how strongly She wants to be with him. She shows it , But only to an extent But its still not All she can do or that she would For him. Why is this an on looker May ask But its what The on looker doesn’t know that’s stops Her from showing how she Completely feels Right now. The fact that in her past there’s so Much pain, Heartache, And hurting That she doesn’t want anymore Of this. She’s so tired of it and it hurts So bad She hopes that he knows How she feels By what she does and says. The words may take forever to reach Her lips But maybe one day They will. She also hopes that those words Don’t reach Her ears or her eyes because She’s afraid She’ll run due to how things have Played out Before when those words come into play Only time will tell how Long Before she’s ready to let Another man Into her heart and tell him I love
Jokes
Doctors Never Laugh ...the Doctor replied "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Bob replied.
Bobby D
hELLO EVERYONE HOPE TO HAVE FUN
Shit Days
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 another shit day..... Current mood: drained I rarely write anymore as you can tell but time is limited for the best reason in the world.As great as things have been it seems that other things got worse over this period of time.They are getting worked out so fuck it. One thing is that my work got so much harder after the promotion that they hired a guy to split my work with me..... well atleast weld some for me.The other shit is all mine. For the most part the boss man is cool but the other shitbags in the office have been fucking up so much that it has created extra work for me.It isnt good money work its the fix the morons fuck ups kinda work.I have done a great percentage of my screaming at work over the past few months.Im no longer alowed to use the word fatass at work and the foreman said hes getting tired of the word douchebag.Ill tone it down on that one so I can keep saying it.Its a wonderful word ..... douchebag. The other things have
Douchebagasaurus
Thursday, June 14, 2007 Douchebagasaurus Current mood: amused there is a legend of the most shit sucking worthless sack of skin known to human kind...... it is the legend of the douchebagasaurus. naration by some cockney accented nature type: today we are on a hunt for the worlds most worthless inhabitant. first we shall set our sights on explaining the various species of douchebag. the first species of douchebag can be found in numerous dwellings where females are the inhabitants.lets go see shall we.we enter the lavatory and sneak past the ravenous pugs and shit-zu we encounter along the way.here we see the first species of douche ..... just a fluid filled container with a nozzle .....Websters describes its use as ..... a jet of fluid for cleaning a body part.this is the most harmless of the douche species. the second in the douchebag species is the metrosexual moron who preys on weak willed women.many human males fit this category.they are so lacking in intel
Stomach Bugs
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 dreaming in viral vision...... Current mood: nauseated the end of the weekend became a body fluid square dance that is probably to disgusting to go into detail over but just so you get it ...... stomach bug..... damnit. ok first of all the whole bug thing is not something i get normally but it has been known to bring me down a few times.the best part has always been the vivid dreaming.holy shit some of them go way off the charts. wanna see some cool shit go suck tonsils with someone whos been hugging porceline for a day and see what happens.ill share a less than version for you. me or i think its me walking along .... kind of an internal view and a bit bouncy... makes me sick ... like motion sickness.fall through the ground into black and nothing .... im not sure there is a bottom but i stopped so.... i guess so. out of the black a bear lunges at me mouth open to take a bite... i stop the bear with my hands holding his jaws open."cut it out
Making An Ass Of Myself
lapses in judgement..... Current mood: awake sometimes tunnel vision can be more of a problem than what you think. id like to give a shout out to all of the crazy fucked up chicks.yay for the interesting life i have had so far.cheers......... heres to you for teaching me some needed but extremely shitty lessons. so over a period of time through school it was trying for good girls and that was not for me at all.good girls hate me normally and after checking my attitude and way of life i can understand fully why they did.the unlucky ones that hit it off with me were looking for something more exciting and maybe a little darker.i can think of a few that hit a wall after hanging with me for too long.they had a choice so i dont feel guilty at all anymore.thank you good girls for showing me that even church cant always save you when the influence of the supposed guy next door gets in you.uh huh......thanks. thank you freaks for loving that i was a good boy to you.the freaky typ
Ways To Get A Woman To Beat You Down
Wednesday, May 16, 2007 It's not so shocking.... random and repeat................. So id like spout off at the mouth like a crack whore whos had one too many hits. Ways to get slapped in the face: 1.touching ass is a good way to start 2.touching a breasticle or two may get the backhanded double whammy 3.intentionaly rubbing ones self against another who isnt receiving it well 4.spitting gets the hand everytime 5.a hand on the knee may get it from the right person 6.licking is a no no 7.never bark in someones face they never like that 8.slapping first will get ya 9.doing the trusty see~food will get your mouth busted 10.Never ever tell a woman she needs to lose a couple lbs. if you do duck and run. Ways to get punched in the face: 1.soul tap a guy in the nuts 2.punch first 3.tell a jealous type you fucked his girlfriend so hard she would be permanently bow legged. 4.also tell him she swallowed for you.................. hmmm 5.you could tell a ladies
Myspace Death
Sunday, February 04, 2007 Three Decades of Pure Evil... from the nice guy. So I hear through the myspace vine that I am dead.Well that sucks. First , being dead realy stresses me out and I might have to use swear words to rid myself of the frustration of death.Oreos might help.Am I still allowed to eat? I also have some questions. 1.Im guessing that sex is out of the question for me now....... hhmmm 2.No food either? 3.Do I realy have to rot? that blows 4.If I play stupid like a zombie do I get to stick around longer? 5.Does it have to be human brains or can I just go pick a squirrel out of a tree and take a bite? 6.Oh and does fried chicken skin count? 7.If I am dead is it cheating to use an air pump to get myself up? 8.Is it possible to embalm myself without help ......... cause rotting will suck 9.How do I take care of that fresh from the grave scent? 10.Am I allowed to break the law? Can I even be prosecuted? Well I guess just let me know about as much
Always With The Luck Of The Irish
Tuesday, January 23, 2007 GDFS IM A FREAK......... AS IF YOU DID NOT KNOW Current mood: indescribable Well I started a conversation with myself today.I swear to God I acted like a teenager when I saw this and now I am embarassed to admit that I also acted like a Tool. It was my normal work day shit going on and I ,as usual, am busting my ass to get my project done.I was underneath a truck unable to see and I had my mp3 player cranked up so no sound either.This is not a good work practice by the way. I decide to work partly through lunch cause I was too lazy to get up off the floor from my laying position.That did not last long. At one point Im in the middle of cutting right above my head in an extremely uncomfortable position and I feel a tug at my pants leg.My reply was "just a second" and not in a nice tone but leave me the hell alone tone.To this I was smacked briskly across the thigh area a little too close to home and it made me pop up busting my skull on the frame(me
Old Age And Game Shows
Sunday, January 21, 2007 ANSWERS IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION Current mood: distressed So the other day I was kicking ass at a certain game show while sitting with two old heads.They kept telling me to shut up 'cause they wanted to hear it for themselves and the woman said she loved to hear the HOST especialy. Im sitting there bored out of my mind when I get the idea to include the two old folks in my game.I tried to act like I was having trouble with the answer so they butted in telling me how its done 'cause old folks love to do that shit.It was part of my master plan though.I intended to have fun pissing them off by getting dumber with each question the easier the question the worse I got until the man said" jesus H. christ son I know you knew that answer we just got through talking about that".At this I said well it got you two ancient fuckers out of your seats didnt it? Well after our game show marathon which consisted of only two but that is for me a marathon, 'cause I p
My Thoughts, Your Misfortune
I would like to take this time to tell my readers that the following blogs are 100% fictional. Now with that said...LET THE BLOOD FLOW!!! One day I found that an aquaintance had betrayed me. I vowed that the asshole would pay, yet i played it off as if not even bothered the least bit. Three days later, after coming home to an empty house from another shitty day at work, this shithead decides to call me to apologize. I told him to apologize in person, so he decided to come over and we would talk over a case of beer. I had other plans I decided to play my Xbox while waiting for him to bring the case of beer for what seemed like a very long time. When he finally arrived I grabbed my knife before answering the door. I let him in and as he was shoving the last beer into the refridgerator I pulled his hair back to make his back arch and drove the blade of my blood-thirsty knife into the flesh of his back, just between the vertabrae. He dropped like a rock, an
Im Jus Wonderin..
you know.. no matter how long of a relationship you have been in with somebody, no matter how long yall have been apart, no matter of anything, you are always qonna have that person on your mind NON STOP! well, with me, he dont wanna leave me alone. He really dont. And I dont know what to do. he's like there.. no matter what! dated for 11 months, lived together for 10 months. Yeah, when he left me, i went NUTS, but now, im over him, and his crazy ass dont wanna leave me alone. I jus dont qet men these days !! Some of them like , can make you fall in love with them, and when they know youve done it, they ditch ya ass !! thats what he did.. and im so scared to fall inlove wiht ANYBODY else.. because im so affraid of it happening again. You never know, I could be wrong. Goodnight.
Needing Help
my wife would like to involve a gf into our sex life but i has been a hard long serch for a female that wants to be spoiled and loved on by 2 people its not like i havent had a 3 way with my wife before but this time we want it to go deeper for all involved not just sex
Help A Person's Dream Come True:)
Hi everybody, I wanna ask all of you for a huge favour. I have a cousin, his name is Vulpe Eduard and he lives in Romania. He is a college student, a great person and...a little shy. His friend went to a casting for a entertainment tv show and the team picked my cousin also to appear in that show. The show its called "In al 9-lea cer" - "9-th heaven". They take normal people and try to choose only one who will have their help in future to become an actor. I know my cousin its a little shy, mostly cos everything its live on tv....he doesnt have a great voice but....not all actor do, but its my cousin and i feel he should win. I will leave here a link to the official webpage of the show and i hope you will help by voting him. Since the webpage is in romanian i think i should help you a little:) when u go on that page you will see in ur right, 3 pictures. Those are this week's contestants. First picture its my cousin, youll see his name next to the photo Eduard Vulpe. Under his n
My Blogs
18 years ago I was very fortunate to purchase from a pet adoption the best friend any man or woman could ever have. I picked up a Catahoula the runt of his litter, a litter that was dropped off at the side of the road to die the most horrible of deaths just for being born. He and I enjoyed both high points and low points in my miserable life and yet he never turned his back on me unlike those that claimed to be a "friend". Beau was a true friend, the most unique canine with the ability to sense trouble yet only barked when necessary he'd place himself in harms way to protect those he loved, If you were troubled he also sensed that too and stayed by your side till he felt your trouble pass and never asked for anything in return except unconditional love. He was never the type to walk with you but infront of you to divert any possible trouble yet was gentle with kids passing by. He was a great judge of a persons character, if he didnt like you or trust you he let it be known for yo
Puter Virus
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton, Trend, or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965. Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. done that! 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail ! that too! 3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. yep! 4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. who me? 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. well darn! 6. Causes you to hit 'SEND' before you've finished. oh no - not again! 7. Causes you to hit 'DELETE' instead of 'SEND.' and I just hate that! 8. Causes you to hit 'SEND' when you should 'DELETE.' Oh My! IT IS CALLED THE 'C-NILE VIRUS. '
Doghouse With Baddog
i decided to put the blog on a neutral site, that way if you want to say anything, you can, please help spread the word and if you want met to promote something for you, just ask..click this banner to go to the Dog Blog
Best Music Festival Ever!!!!
Best Music Festival Ever!!!!!!! Current mood: excited Dual tickets to Freelyfest and sister festival Something Fantastic are available NOW. Purchase one ticket to BOTH festivals. Ticket price includes entry and camping at both Freelyfest and Something Fantastic! Go HERE to get yours. There are only 100 available! Bands at Freelyfest & Something Fantastic: Jakob Freely & the Mixtape Bandits The Spikedrivers Papadosio The Werks Boogie Matrix Mechanism Andy Shaw Band The Floorwalkers Lewis Copeland Fuzzy Samuels Shrug Zac McFadden & the SEB Jovial Flow Colin John & Cliff Starbuck Hooked on Tonics 20 Minutes to Park Thomas Dirk Trio Rhythm Stitches Pup the Rabbit Ghostfarm The Wooley Lemons And 5 Makes 20 The Goods *regular Freelyfest tickets will go on sale April 1st. More info about the DUAL ticket presale at JakobFreely.com/presale
Help My Friend!!
Please bomb this pic..even if you only do it 10 times. She deserves to win!
My First Blog Here
Checkout my show at Nowlive.com/77thebuzz
My Very First Contest I Am In
OK HERES THE DEAL I AM IN MY VERY FIRST CONTEST ITS A COMMENT BOMBIN CONTEST... I SURE COULD USE ALL THE HELP I CAN GET FROM ANYONE, BUT FIRST OFF YOU GOTTA ADD THIS GIRL AS A FRIEND TO BE ABLE TO HELP ME OUT http://wwww.fubar.com/user/995072 THEN GO TO HER COMMENT BOMBING PICS AN HIT MY PIC UP AS MUCH AS YOU CAN! TY IN ADVANCE FOR ANYONE WILLIN TO HELP ME OUT.. I AM TRYIN TO GET TO 100,000 COMMENTS
You Have Oficially Been Pimped
OK People please show your love for one of thee most Hottest of the 2nd Alarm Hotties Ever! Go to °°«MîñX»°°Asst. to the Chief Dep. 2nd Alarm Hotties page and hit it up... Don't forget to come check out her lounge Fetish too. Pimpout Brought to you by: ☆Core☆Pimp Daddy C☆Owned by °°«MîñX»°°Asst. to the Chief Dep. 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar
Life
Does anyone really understand life , one minute you are happy the next ur mad or upset all u can to is take it in stride and live ur life the way u want to live it can nobody really tell u how to live ur life u have to find out ur purpose in life and u can't do that if u dont try and always listening to what every one says. So how do u want to be remberd in ur life the one the gave a damn or the one that never tried. D.E.Z
Godmother
HELP HER GET TO GODMOTHER. SHE HAS 8900 TO GO YET. ALL HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE. ~classc1~@ fubar
Giveaways
Teresa needs 12,500 comments (in 3 weeks) to win 3 FuBling Packs! CLICK PIC YOU HAVE TO A/R/F THE HOST OF THE GIVEAWAY IN ORDER TO COMMENT ON THE PIC THE HOST = STEPHANIE LYNN Stephanie Lynn@ fubar THANK YOU
Daone
IN 2009 DA GOVERNMENT WILL START KILLIN ALL DA UGLY PEOPLE .I STARED CRYIN WHEN I THOUGHT ABOUT U .YOU BETTA START HIDIN. SND TO ALL DA UGLY PEOLPE U KNOW.
Help?
i dont get this shit
St Patricks Day Contest
Hi all, In another contest and would appreciate any help you can give me with it. If nothing else please stop by and rate the pic for me as rates are worth 3 comments. Thanks to any and all that can help me. Click on the photo here and it will take you to the contest...Please be sure to rate/fan the host of the contest too. She is a sweet friends of mine..
Friend Needs Help Leveling
Hello All I have a friend that is trying to level and she only has 9000 to go... please go show her some luv and help her out.. She's a real sweetheart.. ¢¾~*~LoVeSaHaIrYCHeSt- Can I see urs?*~*~CLUB F.A.R. RAWKS!~*~*TROUBLE ~*~FU~ANGELS--100% STR8@ fubar
My Sexy Blog
Well, if you look at all the magazine companies...(hustler, playboy, maxim, etc) and you look @ what they are wearing and the way they look. They look like they are 13 years old dressed up like little school girls. And they wonder why there are so many pedifiles!
Regular Stories
Ghost A fog-like mist, rolling close over the ground, covered the dark path. Rain had already softened the hard packed dirt into a slushy mud. Puddles of water spread about the path in no particular pattern, unbroken with the exception of intermittent rain drops. The quiet, watery, solitude of the puddles are soon interrupted by the hard desperate tread of a man running. His breathing was hard as if he had been running for many hours. Every now and again he would look over his shoulder, rapidly searching the darkness behind him. His dark brown eyes scattering his view to whatever images seem to catch his eye as he ran. His head was half bald, his face withered with age, yet his frightened, aged and slightly plump body seemed to carry with a speed he couldn’t remember ever having. The runner knew he had been watched for sometime. He also knew running was pointless. Yet, the will to survive spurned him onward. A persistent thought kept whispering that perhaps he could o
Him
going off the deep end. wanting him badly and badlier. not rly making him mine. he needs to be my fabulous boy.
If I Were President
'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces fromIraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict . This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain ,Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the c
My Love
A Very Special Friend A Friend is someone special who can stand inside your shoes, feel your joy and sadness, and never judge you or accuse. A Friend is someone you can sit with not uttering one word, but knowing in your silence there is something to be heard. To have a friendship such as this is something very rare. Cherish this special someone with tender, loving care. for being such a special friend! And most of all... The LOVE of my life!
I Have The Worse Luck!!!!!!!!!!!
ever since i statred dateing and had reltionships it never worked for me. i am a sweet honest and loveing woman. its just all the men in my life always decided to beat and humilleate me call me names and hurt me. and i always wondered if there were any men in this world who can truely love a woman like me. cause i havent been able to find one so if there are any good men that are looking for a good woman to be friends with or share life and love with. it would really suprize me lol and if you are a man that reads this blog and you are a kind careing and loveing man i would love to get to know you so add me hehehe ty
Mummless In Fuland
Ok folks I need some help here, I need FuNominations for the MUMMLESS POOL. So far I am thinking the following: Tew Dope Dio Goatse Lifesez Bludgeon ~CC~ Hoe Hunter Cannibal (me) So if you know of any questionable MUMMers..LMAO that could possibly get the axe...nominate them here..
Bombing For Friends
Can you spare 10 comments and help my friend out?She deserves to win this!
Help Me
dont no what i nbeed to do other get people rate me i think....would you help plz.....link......... http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1644645&albumid=882480&i=1058053366
Sweet Surrender
You had a hard day at work. you come home you insert your house key to unlock the front door, the door unlocks. You push the door open. Step inside, and thats when you notice the dozen red roses on the counter so you put your keys and purse down head over to the roses so you can smell them. Taking a single one out of the vase Bring it closer so you can take a long deep breath in to smell the aroma of it's sweet smell. Then you notice red rose petals on the floor heading to the bedroom. As you walk closer to the door you can hear soft beautiful music playing. You open the door to see roses petals heading two different directions One towards the bed the other path towards the master bath. With your roses in one hand, you slip your shoes off and walk towards the bathroom door. Gently opening the door to take a look to find me there standing there filling the tub up with warm water. And adding rose petals and bubble bath to the water.
~~ Broken Hearts Beyond Repair ~~
~~ Broken Hearts Beyond Repair ~~ A broken heart beyond repair. ~~~~~ Living a life in total despair. ~~~~~ Taking each day one step at a time. ~~~~~ Wishing for some kind of a sign. ~~~~~ Praying for an angel to help with the grief. ~~~~~ Looking for the comfort she desperately seeks. ~~~~~ Grasping the guidance as it comes her way. ~~~~~ Knowing things will get better soon. ~~~~~ Slowly getting out of her gloom. ~~~~~ As her tomorrow's get brighter, with the promise of a better life on it's way!!! ~~~~~ ~~ Copywrited by Carolina Breeze ~~ 3/3/2008 ~~
Travis Has;
ok yall Travis has erythema muliforme it is an alarm looking condition. EM is an alergic reaction that shows up either in the form of a rash or rather frightning looking lesions. it ca affect people of all ages but is often most sever in children and young adults. it is not contagious an d usually looks scarier then it is.em is believed to involve damage to the blood vessels of the skin which can lead to further damage to skin tissue. the following can be side effects of it. 1 vision abnormalities 2 decreased tearing 3 mouth sores 4 bloodshot eyes 5 eye pain 6 eye burning itching and discharge there are many causes of em. 1 allergic reaction to viral, acterial and fungal infections 2 sensitivity to food 3 immunizations 4 reaction to sulfa drugs, penicillin, barbiturtates and phenytoin. Travis got his from being sick and his body is trying to fight the cold and the cold isnt there anymore so its an alergic reaction to his own body so to speak. it will last 4-6 weeks and all the bumps wi
Pure Poison
Well started early this morning..my husband of 10 yrs. whom I am divorcing shortly started in with me..and how could I "open my fucking mouth to his mother about me leaving him" and "what the fuck is he suppose to tell her"? Well my response was calm and said tell her the truth, tell her whatever you like...tell her what fucking cunt I am and all the horrible things I did..bla bla bla.. So after dinner tonight, our son left the table and he started in again, "how could you tell the fucking neighbor, why couldn't you keep your fucking mouth shut?" I said why? Is is a secret I am going back to California, a big fucking secret that we are getting divorced? Then he went on to say I am PURE POISON, I robbed him of everything, and how he gave me everything I wanted..that I got it all, houses, kids, new trucks..bla bla bla He is delusional, completely! Won't acknowledge that for 10 yrs of our relationship I paid all the bills, and made the investments and basically built our little
I Want This Vip
All the help you can give would be great! Even if only 10 comments! I really want this!
Scarletred
I love history and love to re-enact being a southern belle. I hang around with a few bands but they know they have to treat me like a lady. I can play the guitar and bass. And am an Angel in the kitchen!!
Never
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Can U Please Help ?!?!
OK SO MY GIRL MILF ... SHE HAS HELPED ME GET WHERE I AM NOW ON HERE ... SHE IS IN A CONTEST AND REALLY NEEDS HELP !! IF YOU COULD JUST CLICK ON HER LINK BELOW AND RATE AND LEAVE JUST ONE ... ONE .... COMMENT!! THATS ALL WE ASK !! YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO LEAVE A COMMENT JUST RATE HER !!! MORE COMMENTS ARE WELCOME!!! WE WONT COMPLAIN!! SO PLEASE IF YOU COULD HELP ANY AT ALL ... IT WOULD BE VERY MUCH APPRECIATED!! C'MON HELP MY BISH OUT !!!
Rules For Auction
Being asked what all you get in winning me in the auction..or what ya can bid. The rules are also in that auction folder.. as a pic. Just go to that folder..read rules..then my pic. Thanks.
A Nice Thought
If I just lay here would you lay with me beneath the stars Could you hold me in your arms Wrap them all around me and kiss me on the cheek Will you sway me with beautiful words that make my knees go weak Would you chase the butterflies with me under the starry skies Would you tell me you love me and mean every word Will no secrets go untold Chasing butterflies and kissing my lips Dancing in the moonlight on top of a cliff Wishing upon these shooting stars is all I ever wanted to do Falling asleep to the music as I listen to you play those beautiful songs For this I’ve been wanting so long Chase the butterflies with me for the sake of time I could love you forever keep that in mind Please chase the butterflies with me Lay with me beneath the trees
Hey Hey
just a few thoughts i have had... How come life just sucks? How come the earth is round? Why dont i look more mexican? lol okay just messin, those thoughts really arnt in my head. Im just bored... so i decided to post a completly random and pointless blog on here. Ya i know dumb but hey it happens. lol Holla!
Where I've Been...
just wanted to let my friends know where i've disappeared to hear lately... in short,thx to trusting a "friend" on my laptop,i've been going a bit nuttier than usual,trying to somehow recover my original system without losing everything in my personal files,which seems like thats a lost cause...but did manage to get the laptop to finally recognize the reinstalled sytem.....woo hoooo.... now if i could get past that deep down desire to hunt down the sorry excuse for a human,piece of skank ass shit i made the extremely idiodic mistake of calling a friend,and grabbing her by her ankles and ripping her in two,i'd feel oh so much happier about everything all together,but for now,the very idea of finding her just makes me warm and fuzzy all over!! HA!!! anyhoot.....thats where i was and am for now... miss you guys... and for that one special someone,i hope you haven't given up on my goofy ass!! HUGS & SMILES!!! Marla
Mars And Venus (the Biggest Truths In The Universe)
This will always be one of my favorites! The sad part is how true it often is and how many great relationships some women have ruined simply by creating so much crap in their minds that never really existed in the first place. One of my biggest concerns through my relationships has always been that my woman will leave me over something that was nothing more than totally fabricated in her mind. You know what I'm sayin' guys? Have you ever felt like you might as well go ahead and do and enjoy the things that your woman seems to have convinced herself that you're doing, even though you're not? HER SIDE OF THE STORY : He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but I could tell there was something wrong. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more private
Read This
I've come to the conclusion that I hate alcohol for many reasons. I know that hate is a strong word but I really truely hate it...here is 25 reasons why... 1) I hate how everything has to revolve around drinking. 2) I hate listening to people talk about how drunk they need to be to deal with life. 3) I hate that people who do not drink get labeled as "a person who has no fun in their life." 4) I hate that in order for people to feel there is a connection we need to drink to share a bond/be part of a group. 5) I hate that people in my age range who don't drink at all/ or a lot to get drunk are a minority 6) I hate drunk drivers and alcoholism 7) I hate the fact that governments think that alcohol is fine, but smoking and taking drugs is bad… When its been proven over and over again, there are more alcohol related deaths than deaths of all types of drugs combined, and also more than smoking. 8) I hate how there is an alcohol related death every 30 minutes 9)
Baby Boy On The Way!
I know I haven't been doing much on here lately, and for that I apologize. I am expecting a bouncing baby demon boy here in the next couple of months. Been working alot so i can picl up all the stuff i will need ( which is more expensive than I realized, lol). The mother and I aren't dating anymore, but she is still staying at my place until she is able to get back on her feet after the baby is born. We are staying on friendly terms for the baby's sake. There are pics of my prde and joy in a new album.
Yuwie
If you don't mind...sign up free at Yuwie too..we could chat there as well. Either love it or ditch it after checking it out...you turn cents into dollars over time instead of buying pretend beers here...lol. http://url.sotnworld.com/?thefuturesite
This Is What People Have Been Telling Me
so yeah i went to this party on saturday and everyone was saying i look like Johnny Depp so i went to this site and entered my photo and just enough it said i looked like Johnny Depp so tell me what you think lol here is the morphing tell me the truth thanks guys lol MyHeritage: Celebrity Morph - Free family history - Family tree chart
Gone To Hell In A Basket!!!
Let me ask a serious question......Does a friends child become your own when you are watching them? Recently my daughter stayed with a friend for a sleep-over. The sleep-over went fine, but the next day the father (nameless ass) decided to let his tomboy daughter take mine to the playground ( 9yr old girls ) which was out of his site. Wrong? Hell yes! The daughter then asked is mine wanted to see a stream in the woods, well my daughter in cautious. When they went to it, they could not get back up the embankment. Scared isnt the right word as to how my daughter was feeling. They had to go through a knee deep stream, in 45 degree weather, climb out the other side, cross a ditch and the nameless ass has the balls to say, "oh, kids will be kids." Do you know how hard it was for me not to put him through the wall? Am I wrong in this? I understand kids need to be allowed to explore, but in this day and age, too many things can go wrong. So, I played the softer hand and took my daug
Faith218xox Accusation
Do to recent events I thought I'd add a lil update since there's a man hater, more so just a rude person on here. hahahaha. It actually cracks me up to tell you the truth. I was talking to this person on here that goes by the name "Faith aka 'faith218xox'" (http://www.fubar.com/user/1661095#). She's blaming me for ruining everything for guys just because I told her that someone, actually 3 other people on the site had told me that she was a fake. She said that she would make a sign to prove me wrong, and I said "Cool!" " That's the easiest way to prove the stupid people wrong on this site." I then signed off, and she thought I was ignoring her, and not telling her who it was. Therefor she posted stuff on her page, whining how I accused her of being fake, and ruining it for all men. All I did lady was tell you what people were saying. So she blocked me, so things can't be talked about rationally. HAHA Anywho Miss Faith. Chill out, make a stupid salute and all will be fine. There's n
Sites I Be On
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Bid On Me?
Figured I needed to do something to kill time.. What the hell... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1377182&albumid=882845&i=3520689747&idx=0
She Walks Beside Me In My Dreams
As I stare at the blue moon with only my thoughts of you I wish for the dreams that bring you near. Yes, those dreams -those wonderful dreams Our souls caress once again with the sweet scent of flowers in each touch. Let me lay beside you so that your breath may touch my heart. Give to me the warmth of the sun that lies within your smile. Come dance with me, amongst the clouds of want and desire. I must sleep to find the dream I seek within your hazel eyes. Walk with me forever into this night's wish, Let the winds of hope and happiness show us the way. Grab hold of my arm and feel the strength you bring, Our kisses guiding us home from the abyss called - melancholy. Tell me, dream girl, who captures my nights? It's you, who consumes every thought that touches sunlight. Dare I open my eyes in the hope you lay beside. May I see, feel and touch what I thought was only a dream.
Bikeweek08
hey yall this really isnt a blog just lettin eveyone know that ill be busy for next 10 days workin event here at local bar were i work security at normally 530 to 330 am or so but ill prolly go in hr or so early through the week all yall have a good week and weekend and ty yall for bein friends
Roxberry Code
Jeff Healey 1966-2008
Jeff Healey Passed away yesterday. He was diagnosed with cancer and lost his vision at just 1 year old. He never accepted special treatment during the 40yrs he fought cancer. At 22 he was already one of the elite guitar players. Over the last 8 years the cancer was taking its toll. He never stopped fighting. and was determined to finish the cd he started 8 years ago. the CD will be released today. When I saw Jeff play, I would either be inspired to practice until my fingers hurt and I couldnt hold the guitar anymore.. or Id start planning a very expensive coffee table. I feel like I Owe Jeff something.. I started playing guitar at 6 or 7 years old. He was an inspiration to many players. he played the guitar flat on his lap like a piano, he played the shit outa that thing,. I heard him play Gary Moores "still have the blues". but he didnt sing it. he did it as an instrumental, and Like Ozzy said. musicians are all a bunch of thieves. lol, I learned it a couple days later. I always lov
Women.. Geez
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 ,but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... ____________ _________ _________ _______ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impos
Ppl I Am Helping
ppl i am helping in contest needs 60.000 comments for a Happy Hour In a contest the first at 50.000 win Happy Hour ppl i help to godfather StrawBerrii Kisses( Leveler For Shining Stars)@ fubar Cheen@ fubar Mo_SweetAngel☼Owner of BLAZING BOMBERS♥FU Engaged to Dr. death*Pres of Misfit Angels*@ fubar Ty to help me help them
Love
Love is for the week. It is an excuse for people to hold on to something that is not real. Love is pain. Love is sadness. Love is loneliness. Love is lies. Love is hate. Love hurts more than it heals. Love is holding your pillow at night while your lover is out partying with others. Love is when she calls you in the middle of the night to tell you she still wants you, but is happy with the guy she is in bed with right now. So she'll call you in the morning. Love has no patience. Love is never kind. Love has tons of envy and is never blind. Love is never pure and it will never last forever, it will never endure. True love is jealous. True love is never ever unconditional. True love is telling your meth head woman she has to stop fucking men for money if she really loves you. True love is waiting for your woman to come home and give you a kiss and then asking her to brush her teeth because her breath smells like a condom. True love is hearing your woman tel
Rude Awaking
i went to bed last nite watchin blue crush... which is a surfer movie well any way i musta smoked good last nite and slept like a champ cuz i woke up this mornin rubbed my eyes threw on some board shorts and went outside... that was when i really woke up cuz its in the 30's and rainy and i am in pennsylvania. so basically this is the first time since i moved back from florida that i subconcitously liked it there maybe :| which sucks cuz when i am awake i hated florida cuz of the heat and humidity.
Dynamics Of Luv Or Lust
I was working on a script for an adult question and statement was released. Women love, men lust.
Why Is That?
i been talking to a lot of women here on fubar and alo outside from fubar i came to the end that we women mostly look for the same or want the same we all want a man who is down for us and down for the family somebody who dont cheat cheat somebody who dont lie somebody who u can give ur life in his hands and know he will protect it with his life somebody who u can give ur hert in his hand and know he wont break it somebody who is down for the family and who put the family in the 1st position sombody who accept u for who u r and loves u for that with his hole heart somebody who u can tell everything from u somebody who will know all of ur lil n big secrets is that so hard? is it so hard for a man to be down for just one woman and not to mess around with other women? i mean to be with one woman in a relationship isnt that stressful enough? do ya really need sidepiece? to make everything more complicated and more stressfull?
Brain Test
Do you belive??? test your brain The Right Brain vs. Left Brain test ... Do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? Check out the lady turning. If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa. Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it. If you can see it turns both directions, you have higher than average IQ LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS uses logic detail oriented facts rule words and language present and past math and science can comprehend knowing acknowledges order/pattern perception knows object name reality based forms strategies practical safe RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS uses feeling "big picture" oriented imagination rules symbols and images present and future philosophy & religion can "get it" (i.e. meaning) believes appreciates spatial perception knows object function fantasy based presents possibilities imp
Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.
Haters And Players
I am finally happy with my girlfriend, and i am moving away from where I have been for a while. I am starting fresh with her, getting rid of all the bullshit and drama. Yet, for some reason, the bullshit keeps coming up because people don't know how to get a fucking life, and leave me the hell alone. Why is it so hard to believe that I am happy and want nothing to do with them. Try to tell them, they don't wanna listen, stop talking to them, and they wanna start drama. What the fuck is their problem. So, for all the haters that can't stand seeing someone happy... deal with it, because if you fuck someone's happiness up, that is definitely low. Just because you can't be with them, does not mean for you to go on and fuck their happiness up!
Images For St.patricks
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The Shower, Part 1
As the last of my nightclothes hit the bathroom floor, my thoughts are drawn back to you. Your touch upon my skin, your lips pressed against my own, and your aroma that fills my every breath. I look back in the bedroom to see you still sleeping handsome and peaceful. The very sight of you brings excitement to my soul. I can feel my heart race and my pulse ignited to speed up, all of this brings a hard throbbing between my legs as the heat rises and my lips begin to moisten. I step back to bathroom and start up the water. Trying so hard to control my thoughts of you. The water is warm, just below the point of HOT. My first step under the water brings goose bumps to my skin. My nipples harden and add to my excitement, my lust, my desire for your touch. I submerge my face under the stream of water pulsating down from the showerhead. The heat feels good against my skin, much like the heat your touch brings to me. I reach up to smooth the water across my face; run my fingers through
Bacon Vodka
I found this zany recipe online yesterday, I just had to share it!! It's the Drink of the Gods, or so the 'site I got it from says Bacon Vodka Makes up one pint Fry up three strips of bacon Add cooked bacon to a clean pint sized mason jar. Trim the ends of the bacon if they are too tall to fit in the jar. Or you could go hog wild and just pile in a bunch of fried up bacon scraps. Optional: add crushed black peppercorns. Fill the jar up with vodka. Cap and place in a dark cupboard for at least three weeks.(No need to refrigerate) At the end of the three week resting period, place the bacon vodka in the freezer to solidify the fats. Strain out the fats through a coffee filter to yield a clear filtered pale yellow bacon vodka. Decant into decorative bottles and enjoy. THis seems like a waste of bacon and perfectly good Vodka
Ifranoise
Je vous souhaite la bienvenue dans mon univers Je suis une personne qui dont sa passion est la musique.
Everyone Should Read This!
Check this out for yourself... Whatever your politics, however you lean, however you feel about the War on Terrorism, this report should open some eyes. ________________________________________________________ Military losses, 1980 through 2006 (http://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/natsec/RL32492.pdf) These are some rather eye-opening facts. Since the start of the war on terror in Iraq and Afghanistan , the sacrifice has been enormous. In the time period from the invasion of Iraq in March 2003 through today, we have lost over 3,000 military personnel to enemy action and accidents. As tragic as the loss of any member of the US Armed Forces is, consider the following statistics: The annual fatalities of military members while actively serving in the armed forces from 1980 through 2006: 1980 ......... 2,392 (Carter Year) 1981 .......... 2,380 (Reagan Year) 1984 ......... 1,999 (Reagan Year) Reagan years (1981 – 1988): 6,198 deaths 1988 .......... 1,819 (Reagan Year) 198
Germaphobe
Ok so I admit that I am a bit of a Germaphobe, I am the type of person who washes his hands before eating or preparing food and I ALWAYS wash my hands after going to the bathroom. I guess spending 15 years of your life with a Registered Nurse as your wife could have some positive effects on your hygiene. Now I know what Most of you hoytie-toytie people are thinking, you¡¦re thinking well I wash my hands after using the bathroom too¡K Fact of the matter is that more than 60% of Americans don¡¦t wash their hands after using the bathroom and running your hands under water for 2 seconds doesn¡¦t constitute for a thorough cleaning either. Aaannny-who the reason I am writing this blog is because I was at our local DMV the other day and went into the public restroom and As I walked in There was a man walking out of one of the ¡§sit down¡¨ stalls. It was obvious what he was doing in there because of the extremely foul odor that was lingering throughout the bathroom. He proceeded to
Race For Life
I'm doing race for life for the fifth year running, in memory of a family friend, in celebration of a family member. I'm attempting to raise £150 for cancer research uk by power walking 5km. If you would like to sponsor me please follow the link below. http://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/abbottfamily
My Void In Life.
Hi friends it has been a good long time sence I have made a good blog this 1 is about a empty void is my life about some 1 that I have been missing sence I left home in cali back in 95. This is about my younger brother the person that I have the skeleton tattoo on my left chest I miss him alot I have not seen or heard from him sence then I have tried to find him via the net and even tried to call diffrent places where he was living and I cant find him at all. I live here in tx now and I sleep very lil at nights he's always on my mind I worry at times that he mite not even be alive no more life was soo hard on me from my parents that I left home in 92 and realy never have look back sence I cant stand my parents for what they did to me and all the beatings. will I ever found Erick again no telling but til then im alone and have a big void in my heart and in my life because im not with him or he's not with me safe. I can only hope to God he's still alive somewhere and doing ok
In Loving Memory
In Loving Memory Of My Dear Friend Amy Who Lost A 2 Year Battle With Cancer On February 29, 2008. You Have Touched My Life And Will Always Hold A Special Place In My Heart. God looked around his garden And He found an empty place. And then He looked down upon the earth, And saw your tired face. He put His arms around you, And lifted you to rest. God's garden must be beautiful, He always takes the best. He knew that you were suffering, He knew you were in pain, He knew that you would never Get well on earth again. He saw the road was getting rough, And the hills were hard to climb, So He closed your weary eyelids, And whispered"Peace be thine." It broke our hearts to lose you . But you didn't go alone, For part of us went with you, The day God called you home.
Contest!!! Woot!!
I WON!! WOOT!! WOOT!! This was my first contest and you guys rocked for all you did!! :) Thank you to all that helped me on my first contest. Angl - 2801 pts Baddest Milf - 2710 pts Here are some that came out to help me and I know I am missing a few people and I am sorry I couldn't get everyone on this list, let me know if I missed you and I will gladly add you!! :) Again ~ THANK YOU TO ALL!!!!!!!! And thank you JohnnyDevil for being so RaNdOm on a boring Monday afternoon!! :) He was the Awesome Host!! :) Johnnydevil@ fubar Much Love To All AngL ~~Cristi~~ the little monkey ;)@ fubar ALWAYS HOPE / FU-OWNED BY ~ AngL~@ fubar SWEETHING4771@ fubar ♥VikingPrincess♥™@ fubar FyreDragn**-=*Member of L.O.L levelers*=- & ~~CLUB F.A.R MEMBER~~**@ fubar JOHNNY@ fubar Silentlizard - Club FAR and Dragon Train Rider@ fubar Capt America
Pws
Rules: Auction will open for bidding on Thursday, March 6th, and run until Wednesday, March 12th. All bids are open, fubucks and real cash. When bidding with real cash prizes, each $1 spent will be equal to $5,000 fubucks. Winners will be determined at 10:00 p.m. on the 12th, and will be notified by me personally. Just click on a pic to place a bid! ~Big Bumpin~ ~RANIMAL~ ~Scarface~
Superman Shout Box..lmfao
Damn it, I wish I would have copied the start..LMAO He started by saying I sounded like a "nigga"...What an ASS...He Blocked me after I siad he .HE HAD A CRUSH ON ME..LMFAO ->superman: why are you still responding then? hahaha you are like a little boy..you got a crush on me.. superman: your gross ->superman: then you can lick my fat ass.. ->superman: No honey you come here.. superman: then bring your ass to michigan for an ass kicking ->superman: You are right..I am THE SHIT.. superman: you are noy=t shit ->superman: I always do...note the name MISTRESS CANNIBAL.. superman: bring it on ->superman: funny how my chatter is getting to you .. ->superman: ahh really? you wanna *beat*..honey try again.. superman: i will berat your kids with a shovel cunt ->superman: that is Ms. Obese to you wapboy superman: i have but its not with a fat girl ->superman: or maybe you have been a "very bad boy" superman: keep dreaming fat girl ->superman: or maybe you wanna dream about
Do Me A Favor...
I have a cool new friend named Southern Goddess that is in a contest. Plz go 2 the link below and give her a rating. Thanks! D' http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1575692&albumid=876530&i=1281946109&idx=26
Tammy79
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The Fork
THE FORK There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things "in order," she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the Pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. "There's one more thing," she said excitedly. "What's that?" came the Pastor's reply. "This is very important," the young woman continued. "I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand." The Pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say&nb sp; Th at surprises you, doesn't it?" the young woman asked. "Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request," said the Pastor. The young woman explained. "My gr
Roommate Wanted?
Ok, what the heck.. I'll post it here.. Any female in the area looking for a place to share? I say female because before I was married, I only lived with female roommates. I'm gonna be picky since I'd be sharing all my earthly possessions with whoever I decided to room with. It's a 3br/2.5bth townhome in the Ocean Lakes area. Small fenced back yard, wb fireplace, central heat/air, washer/dryer, dishwaser, disposal, parking for 2 vehicles. One of the bedrooms is the "Computer Room" so I'm only looking for someone to take the 3rd room. I have a 3yr old cat and that's all my lease will allow pet wise. I'm a smoker, but outside smoking is not a problem. I work 9-5 all week, then could be on the computer half the night, out roller blading, or over at friends house lounging in the pool/hottub.. (Of course you're welcome to come along on any of those adventures. lol) Like I say, I'm just thinking about this and to be honest, I'm going to be picky since I'm opening my belongings
Favre Memories
When you spend your entire life rooting for one team, and when one player ascends to greatness that you never thought you'd see on your team, how can you possibly recall all the great moments that particular player gave you? Watching Brett Favre every week was an exercise in both excitement and frustration. So many "how the hell did he DO that" moments with a fair amount of "what the hell was he thinking" moments sprinkled in. I'm sure my fondest are the same as many others. If you're a Packer fan, you probably share the same ones if not more. But for my money... Superbowl XXXI. Of course. Finally bringing Lombardi's trophy back home. Some might think of Reggie White hoisting the trophy and running around the Superdome after the game. Others may think of Desmond Howard's return. Forever burned in my brain though is the first touchdown pass, a go-route up along the sideline... gone. Touchdown. And after the play, there's Brett, pumping his helmet up and down with the greatest l
In Shock
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Ugh
Oh ok Just to let people know ...I might be only online once a week since my Cable company are being buttheads.. Until I can figure it out.. Well... just to let you know , my friends you are not forgotten.. Just I am not here that much for a while:( love ya'llssssssssssss mwaaaaaaaah
Calling All My Friends
Hi everyone. I just wanted everyone to know that i would really like to get the spotlight for my birthday on april 5th. I wanted to start now since i know it will take alot of work. I would really appreciate any help that my friends could give me, by donating bux or just for making bulletins to help me get the word out. Thanks and i want you all to know that i love ya and ty. Oral.fixation (Jillian)
Love
IF U SAY U LOVE EM WHY :HURT THEM...IN GENERAL....KIDS/WIFE/HUSBAND/FRIENDS...Y THEY GET HIT/HUNGER/ABUSE/BASHED.....EXPLAIN LOVE.....CAN U FOGET THOSE IF U LOVE EM......
Amber Alert!!!
My friends granddaughter was abducted yesterday morning. Please foward this message to everyone you know so maybe she will be brought home safely. Her name is Tabatha Webb Lively. She was abducted by her uncle Samuel Lee Lively from Brevard NC yesterday morning. She is 13 yrs old, has brown hair and blue eyes, she is 5 feet, 11 inches tall, and weighs approx. 137 lbs. They are in a faded red and blue colored pickup with a North Carolina tag TWC-2783. They think he is either taking her to Tennessee, Florida, or New Orleans. If anyone has any information about them PLEASE contact the Brevard Police Station at 828-883-2212. THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THIS LITTLE GIRL NEEDS OUR HELP AND PRAYERS! Even if you don't live anywhere near these places, forward it to all of your friends on Fubar, because they might know someone who lives in these places and they might know others and just maybe we will find Tabatha unharmed. Thank you for your time and prayers and May God bless everyone of
Special
I fu own the following: Please make them feel welcome by rating them for me and add & fan them for me please Thankyou All!!! Just* Me* Sky *******(Why Fu Marriage, can't we just live in FU Sin?**FU Orphan***hugs@ fubar And Also: B£õõdý·Vèñõm Fu-Owned by ~shockeyd69~(Member of Club F.A.R. & Club NAUGHTY ~N~ NICE)@ fubar The Newest Slave is: sweet and sassy slave to ~shockeyd69~@ fubar
Free !!!!
Finally, the divorce is done...... I am free.... He is in prison.... and life looks promising!!! It's so time to get out and play.....and have fun....
First Blog
So there I was, laying on the bed with my shirt off. When a Penguin swooped down and jizzed IcyHot all over my back. then with its flippers it started to rub the Icyhot onto my back. Of course it felt good at first. My back was hurting. But then I soon realized that the skin on my back was very very dry. As I screamed a quiet scream and tears flowed from my eyes. I then realized that IcyHot and dry skin don't mix. As I ran for the shower, the penguin yelled Sorry, but it was a little late. I still love you Penguin.
Piercings
Surveys And Random Boredness
Blonde MomentsTAKE THIS SURVEY! Answer YES or NO- 18 or less Blonde Moments makes you a smart blonde Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. y Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. n You have ran into a glass or screen door. n You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. n You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. y You have ran into a tree. n It IS possible to lick your elbow n You just tried to lick your elbow. n You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. n You just tried to sing them. n You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. y You have choked on your own spit. y You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. n You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice y You just looked at it. y Your hair is blonde or dirty blonde. n People have called you slow. y You have accidentally caught something on fire n You t
Weight Loss Program
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
Ninja
1021 TO YET PLEASE HELP HER LEVEL ****lilmamma1***blue cherry*** leveling crew****@ fubar
Stuck
I gotta get outta here, stuck in my anger Wanna smell your fear, violence will occur Need to release this shit, the rage wont subside Feelin' psycho, I admit, have demons inside Tell them to leave me alone, they ain't listening to me Need not answer my conscience phone, they don't want me to stay free My mood swings are unbearable, I cant take this much more Why cant this terror be unthinkable What exactly am I here for I'm stuck on the fence, Only see in black and white Normal thinking don't make much sense, how much longer can I put up a fight I need to get the fuck outta here, Fucked up with this anger Cant help but love your fear, Don't want it to, but violence may occur
Old Age
Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror, but I don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant. I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging. Whose business is it if I choose
Auction #3
I did it again! Im up for auction. Click the pic and find out what Im going for and what Im offering. Happy bidding!
I Am A Psycho Bitch
1. Has anyone ever seen you in your underwear? Yeah and they cried 2. Is it awkward when you run into your ex? Never run into him 3. What are you looking forward to? Tomorrow night 4. When did you last talk to your brother or sister? LONG time ago 5. What did you do the last time you were home alone? slept, cleaned, screwed around on the computer 6. Do you ever want to know who you are going to marry? Again, who in their right mind would marry me? 7. Have you ever watched the Real World? Yup 8. How much cash do you have in your room? um, $1.00 9. Who are the third and seventh texts (in box) in your phone from? Darren 10. Are you tanned? LMMFAO, no 11. Are you upset with anyone? No 12. Do you talk to the person you have a thing for? Yup 16. Have you ever gone to court? Yup 20. Have you ever punched a guy? Playful yes, out of anger, very close 21. Do you get jealous easily? Depends 22. Have you ever played spin the bottle? Nope
Auction
I entered an auction here is the link for anyone who is interested in bidding. Im offering 1 sfw salute owned by in name for a month a personal phone call and rating of pics.
Life As I Knew It!!!
Life as I knew it flew out the door the day he said it was over... Things just didn't seem to feel as if they would be okay... Well I was wrong and things have went from hell to heaven in a couple months... I've only been back in the states since November... I could never have imagined that things could change like they have... I'm happy to say that although I had an awesome life before I can't wait to get my new life in high speed...
Life Is Only What You Make It
To Whom, Well I will sure be glad when classes are over for this term. I have never had such a hard term since I went back to class. I will be lucky to even pass this term with all the stuff that I have had to deal with. All I can do is hope that next term will be better than this one.
True
St. Patricks Day at PhotoCasket
Legit Radio?
DON'T GO INTO THE TABBOO LOUNGE I was BANNED just for saying HI! *added by lauria* I popped in just to see, while i like the tunes I have to say that they while they claim to be a radio lounge, they are not a legit station. They are not affiliated with ASCAP, BMI, SESAC and SoundExchange. They do not pay royalties to the artists. Have more questions about legit stations? Check this stash: http://www.fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=5060543 http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50673 REPOST PLEASE (repost of original by 'Fornicates™ §AMANTHÅ®™s WIFEY ♡ ★FU BÅD B*TCH★' on '2008-03-04 18:34:04') (repost of original by '§AMANTHÅ®™♡FORNICATES' WIFEY♡(ஐFU BÅD B*TCHஐ)' on '2008-03-04 18:39:07') (repost of original by 'ICE /Bitch #1/Owned by Cuffem/ Mgr of Club Poison/Sarges Bad Girl/DSC/DC/SG' on '2008-03-04 20:06:29')
Dreams
I woke up from one of my dreams. You asked how I slept. I looked around my bed and saw my covers on the floor; the fitted sheet ripped off the mattress. I looked down and saw I had pulled off my nightshirt. “What kind of dreams lover?” Most of them weird but I still remember the one where I took off my nightie. “Tell Me....” I was sitting up on my knees in the middle of my bed. The room is dark except for the light in the hallway. I have been sleeping but woke wondering where my honey was. The bed seems unbalanced without him in it. I see you are standing in the doorway. I am looking at you, watching you. The moment is still and the room feels warm. You walk into the room and stand at the edge of the bed. I have on a pink silk and chiffon nightshirt. It buttons down the front with long sleeves. I lower my head down and watch as I undo each button. I look up and you are already naked. One thing I love is how fast you get your clothes off when we are together
Freak Show
PLZ HELP THIS FREAK Please come and RATE this Photo, show love In any way form possible DJ SLIM~~DJ MGR/PROMO@SIN CITY~~FUBBY 2 HYPNO 1 who OWNS HEART***dont like me then BITE ME@ fubar He has SHOWN LOVE for all of you....most RATES gets BLAST Send a friend add to Pebbles http://fubar.com/user/1332328 to see the pics in her FREAK SHOW FOLDER !!!
Just That Sexy.
SEXY & HOT COMMENTSCLICK HERE!
My City-flint!!
Sure brings back memories, but also makes me look at the calendar and wonder where has the time gone.... You Know You're From Flint When... ...You demanded a "feathered hairdo" after 1985 ....You think the Genesee Towers is a TAAAAAL building ...You have to go to Jolly O and Skip's before you end up at Bubba's ...You think that traffic on Miller Road is too heavy ...You know what a Coney is ...Going away to college is a choice between Mott and U of M Flint ...Saginaw is "Up North" ...Your idea of culture is The Whiting Auditorium ...You've been to a Generals game ....You know a short cut between Robert T and Court ...You remember Chicago 21, Rush St. Wild Bill's or The Light ....You were an underage drinker at the Mikatam (And can remember those 10 for 1 drink prices) ...The Blue Hawaiian's are your favorite band ...You shopped at The Small Mall ...The vast majority of your family income came from "THE SHOP" ..
~confessions Of The Heart~
~Confessions of the Heart~ ~What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories. ~In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. ~Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp, it needs to be fed out of the oil of another's heart, or its flame burns low. ~You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you have done things in a spirit of love. ~The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration. ~Love works in miracles every day: such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak; making fools of the wise, and wise men of fools; favouring t
A Girl I'm Falling For..
Before I moved here to Reno, I went online to search and see if I could possibly find someone to hang out with and be friends with before I made the big step to move here. Well I went on Myspace and browsed the ppl that lived here. Well I'm bi (if people don't already know by now lol) so I was also looking for a possible girlfriend as well. But was mostly looking for a friend. Anyway I found this girl's page and read about her and pretty much checked out the entire thing before deciding she sounded really kewl y'know? So I added her and sent her a message saying that I was moving here soon and would be needing someone to hang out with and to chat with. Well I had gotten a message back which was nice because half the time when I did that I didn't get any response. So yeah I was happy. So we started to chat more, and I came to really enjoy chatting with her. I found out we had a whole load of stuff in common. I was more and more into her as we chatted back and forth on Yahoo. Its been a
Special Friends
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend. Someone who changes your life just by being a part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop. Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is forever friendship. When you're down and the world seems dark and empty, your forever friend lifts you up in spirit and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full. Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times and the confused times. If you turn and walk away, your forever friend follows. If you lose your way, your forever friend guides you and cheers you on. Your forever friend holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete because you need not worry. You have a forever friend, and forever has no end.
Wise Man
a wise man told me A wise man from a faraway land once told me "Have as much sex as you can, with as many as you can, while you can, but during your journey, DONT fall in love until you reach your final destination"! but how will i know it ? he said you will know when you reach it ...
The New Guy
Hello every one , my name is chris and im new to fubar . all tho i have met some pretty cool ppl already ? Just saying hey
Hotties Promotons
=== 'Ctgirl- Capt. 2nd Alarm Hotties - Fu Wife to Scout4u*OWNER OF THE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD*' spewed forth the following at '2008-03-04 21:42:10'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Firechief and Sexy_Shell are proud to announce these Hottie promotions! > > > Ctgirl Captain > Ctgirl- Capt. 2nd Alarm Hottie - Fu Wife to Scout4u*OWNER OF THE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD*@ fubar > > > > F£IRTØ£ØGI§T Asst. Chief > F£IRTØ£ØGI§T♥.:* Asst Chief of 2ÑÐ Á£ÁRM HØTTIʧ *:.@ fubar > > > > Addictive Captain > Addictive~2nd Alarm Hotties~CLUB FAR~Chief Promoter of FU-Luv Bomb Squad~Pvt Beach Staff@ fubar > > > > >
What Is A Blog And Why Do We Use It
answer me this what In The World is a blog really I mean why do we even use it cant we just say what we need to it is not like anyone takes the time to read these or do thye ( Pounder That Thought For A While) LOL anyways SCREW U GUYS IM OUT !!!! lois
Lil Angel
Little angel go away, come again another day. The devil has my ear today, I'll never hear a word you say author unknown
Jesus
Muslims do believe that Isa (A.S.) was sent down as a Prophet of Allah (God), but he (Jesus) is not God or Lord, nor the son of God. Muslims do not believe that Isa (A.S.), also known as Jesus by Christians and others, is dead or was ever crucified. We believe that he was raised to heaven and is there, and will descend at the appointed time, end all wars, and bring peace to the world. Like Jesus (A.S.), Muhammad (Peace be upon him) is also a Prophet and Messenger. Muhammed (P.B.U.H.) is the last Prophet, though, and there is none after him. Hence, Islam is the last religion, complete, with the Holy Qur'an as the unchanged and perfect word of God for over 1400 years, as God promised to preserve it till the last day for all of humankind, unlike sacred texts of other religions which have mulitple versions and are "revised" periodically. God, or Allah in Arabic, is Divine and Supreme Being and Creator. What the Holy Qur'an says about Jesus: They slew him not, nor did they crucify him
Sex
SO WHO WANTS TO COME HOOK UP WITH ME
Sitting In Sarrow(poem)
sitting in sarrow , no love ahead of me . All thats ahead of me is more agony and more pain and death the pain of lonesomness i can see the lifeless eyes of death from here which means it wont be long now my time has grown short . it has been said all a man can do when death smiles at him all he can do is smile back. When the time come when i see death smile at me will i be smileing back. T.V.H. 08
Riddle Me This...
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac t
Language Barrier No Longer...
I think I am getting the hang of this new kind of slang gangsta talkity speak… I thought a brick was something bricklayers used to make buildings, and houses, and shit, turns out it means that it is “cold”…as in “Turn up the heat, it’s brick in here!” I also thought “biscuits” were something you ate…it now means your shoes are old and dirty, however not to be mistaken for “kicks” which are shiny new shoes. “Bling” is no longer a sound effect(not to be mistaken for affect) but rather shiny gold jewelry…but on the flip side of that we now wear “ice” which are diamonds instead of putting it in a glass of soda and such. “I am going to jam”…make an exit…not, have jam…on my toast. We use to cook on the grill now a “grill” is your teeth, with or without braces, some people even purchase new “grills” made out of “bling” and or “ice”…sweet! which actually used to mean something tasted as such but now means that is really coo
Damn.. Is There Anyone In Ict?
GOD DAMN. IS THERE ANYONE GAY OR BI AND MALE IN OR AROUND WICHITA KS THAT WANTS TO HANG OUT?! lol
Tell Me About You
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word.... 8. What was your first impression of me? 9. Do you still think that way about me? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be?' 12. How well do you know me? 13. Were's the last time you saw me? 14. ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
The Man Who Started D&d Is Dead
OBITUARY Gary Gygax, a pioneer of the imagination who transported a fantasy realm of wizards, goblins and elves onto millions of kitchen tables around the world through the game he helped create, Dungeons & Dragons, died Tuesday at his home in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. He was 69. His death was confirmed by his wife, Gail Gygax, who said he had been ailing and had recently suffered an abdominal aneurysm, The Associated Press reported. As co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons, the seminal role-playing game introduced in 1974, Gygax wielded a cultural influence far broader than his relatively narrow fame among hard-core game enthusiasts. Before Dungeons & Dragons, a fantasy world was something to be merely read about in the works of authors like J.R.R. Tolkien and Robert Howard. Today in Americas Clinton beats Obama in Ohio primary McCain sweeps 4 primaries as rival concedes Colombia escalates Venezuela's quarrel with U.S. But with Dungeons & Dragons, Gygax and his collaborato
Sexy Eyes Contest
PLEASE REPOST THIS LOVELY, SWEET, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE IS IN A CONTEST FOR THE LOVELIEST EYES. IT ENDS FRIDAY AT 6P.M. PST IT WOULD BE GREAT TO SEE THIS SEXY LADY WINTHE CONTEST. I WOULD APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU TO GOT TO THE CONTEST LINK ABOVE DAILY UNTIL IT ENDS AND SHAKE SOME BOOTY MAX YOUR COMMENTS LETS GET HER THE WIN THANK YOU
Sexy Eyes Contest
PLEASE REPOST THIS LOVELY, SWEET, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE IS IN A CONTEST FOR THE LOVELIEST EYES. IT ENDS FRIDAY AT 6P.M. PST IT WOULD BE GREAT TO SEE THIS SEXY LADY WIN THE CONTEST. I WOULD APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU TO GOT TO THE CONTEST LINK ABOVE DAILY UNTIL IT ENDS AND SHAKE SOME BOOTY MAX YOUR COMMENTS LETS GET HER THE WIN THANK YOU
Sexy Eyes Contst
PLEASE REPOST THIS LOVELY, SWEET, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE IS IN A CONTEST FOR THE LOVELIEST EYES. IT ENDS FRIDAY AT 6P.M. PST IT WOULD BE GREAT TO SEE THIS SEXY LADY WIN THE CONTEST. I WOULD APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU TO GOT TO THE CONTEST LINK ABOVE DAILY UNTIL IT ENDS AND SHAKE SOME BOOTY MAX YOUR COMMENTS LETS GET HER THE WIN THANK YOU
Sexy Eyes Contest
PLEASE REPOST THIS LOVELY, SWEET, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE IS IN A CONTEST FOR THE LOVELIEST EYES. IT ENDS FRIDAY AT 6P.M. PST IT WOULD BE GREAT TO SEE THIS SEXY LADY WIN THE CONTEST. I WOULD APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU TO GOT TO THE CONTEST LINK ABOVE DAILY UNTIL IT ENDS AND SHAKE SOME BOOTY MAX YOUR COMMENTS LETS GET HER THE WIN THANK YOU
Sexy Eyes Contest
PLEASE REPOST THIS LOVELY, SWEET, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE IS IN A CONTEST FOR THE LOVELIEST EYES. IT ENDS FRIDAY AT 6P.M. PST IT WOULD BE GREAT TO SEE THIS SEXY LADY WIN THE CONTEST. I WOULD APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU TO GOT TO THE CONTEST LINK ABOVE DAILY UNTIL IT ENDS AND SHAKE SOME BOOTY MAX YOUR COMMENTS LETS GET HER THE WIN THANK YOU
Sexy Eyes Contest
PLEASE REPOST THIS LOVELY, SWEET, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE IS IN A CONTEST FOR THE LOVELIEST EYES. IT ENDS FRIDAY AT 6P.M. PST IT WOULD BE GREAT TO SEE THIS SEXY LADY WIN THE CONTEST. I WOULD APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU TO GOT TO THE CONTEST LINK ABOVE DAILY UNTIL IT ENDS AND SHAKE SOME BOOTY MAX YOUR COMMENTS LETS GET HER THE WIN THANK YOU
Sexy Eyes Contest
PLEASE REPOST THIS LOVELY, SWEET, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE IS IN A CONTEST FOR THE LOVELIEST EYES. IT ENDS FRIDAY AT 6P.M. PST IT WOULD BE GREAT TO SEE THIS SEXY LADY WIN THE CONTEST. I WOULD APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU TO GOT TO THE CONTEST LINK ABOVE DAILY UNTIL IT ENDS AND SHAKE SOME BOOTY MAX YOUR COMMENTS LETS GET HER THE WIN THANK YOU
Sexy Eyes Contest
PLEASE REPOST THIS LOVELY, SWEET, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE IS IN A CONTEST FOR THE LOVELIEST EYES. IT ENDS FRIDAY AT 6P.M. PST IT WOULD BE GREAT TO SEE THIS SEXY LADY WIN THE CONTEST. I WOULD APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU TO GOT TO THE CONTEST LINK ABOVE DAILY UNTIL IT ENDS AND SHAKE SOME BOOTY MAX YOUR COMMENTS LETS GET HER THE WIN THANK YOU
Sexy Eyes Contest
PLEASE REPOST THIS LOVELY, SWEET, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE IS IN A CONTEST FOR THE LOVELIEST EYES. IT ENDS FRIDAY AT 6P.M. PST IT WOULD BE GREAT TO SEE THIS SEXY LADY WIN THE CONTEST. I WOULD APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU TO GOT TO THE CONTEST LINK ABOVE DAILY UNTIL IT ENDS AND SHAKE SOME BOOTY MAX YOUR COMMENTS LETS GET HER THE WIN THANK YOU
Gettin The Hang Of This!
So let see I am new to the world of Fubar a friend of mine gave me this site and told me to start using it! So here I am! Let see a lil about me I am 25 years old.. I just moved back home to Upstate NY. I have been living the past 2 years of my life in what I call Paradise... (Florida) It was the best time of my life and i loved it every day! But The guy I was seeing the past 2 years went a lil crazy... well not a lil a lot crazy... I thought I could handle it but it just kept getting worse and worse... So it was basically get out alive or stay and end up dead. So I left! Im havin a hard time adjusting being back in NY... Most of my friends are married with kids and here I am single and ready to mingle!! I have some extra pounds and I love the way I look... People have put me down my whole life and recently I have learned that I dont care what they think its what I think that matters! I am currently looking for jobs which seems to be so hard these days and I spend a lot of time online.
Dumbness
I have to say first that i love Fubar and have made alot of wonderful people on here. but from time to time i get someone who wants to see me on cam or pics of areas that i do not have. I just want to say because i am a bbw does not mean i cyber or use my cam to show my private areas. I am here for friends. i do flirt and have fun but there is a limit to both. thanks for understanding.........
Sexy Eyes Contest
PLEASE REPOST THIS LOVELY, SWEET, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE IS IN A CONTEST FOR THE LOVELIEST EYES. IT ENDS FRIDAY AT 6P.M. PST IT WOULD BE GREAT TO SEE THIS SEXY LADY WIN THE CONTEST. I WOULD APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU TO GOT TO THE CONTEST LINK ABOVE DAILY UNTIL IT ENDS AND SHAKE SOME BOOTY MAX YOUR COMMENTS LETS GET HER THE WIN THANK YOU
Poem
She looked so fair in the pale moonlight, the wind blowing up her nighty Her tits hung loose like the balls of a moose, Jesus Christ almighty Her nipples were the size of my thumb The wiggles of her ass could make a dead man cum She sucks like a vacuum and she's so fucking dumb...She's the girl for me
Phone Call
**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** **'Hello?'** **'Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?'** **'No, Daddy.** **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,** **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'** **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,** **Right now.'** Brief Pause. **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.** **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs** **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy** **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway .'** **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'** **A few minutes later** **The little girl comes back to the phone.** **'I did it, Daddy.'** **'And what happened, honey?' ** 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around
Go Git Cha Momma!!
GO GIT CHA MOMMA A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.' While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the
Jerks
THIS GUY IS AN ASS....ALL BECAUSE I WOULDN'T ADD HIM. HIS STATUS SAYS I'M A BITCH LOL Twenty4fretts@ fubar
Welfare Job
Welfare Line A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.' The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.' The guy, wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me? The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . you started it.'
Politics
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the li
Please Vote
On March 27, 2008 April Fowlkes and Mindy Corby will find out if they are the 2008 Detroit Red Cross' People's Choice Hero Award recipients. April and Mindy have been nominated for capturing one of the car thieves that stole Nicole's and Kiwi's cars last year from practice. In order for April and Mindy to win, they must receive the most votes from the public. To vote for April and Mindy, visit http://www.semredcross.org/index.php?section=93 by March 14, 5 pm. You can vote as many times as you like so bookmark the page, and vote every time you go online, change websites, check your email, think about the Demolition... You get the picture. They are up against some stiff competition including two firefighters (but they get trained and paid to be heroes.) You can read more about the award in the March 3rd Free Press, Local Section, - http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2008803040340. April and Mindy won't find out if they won until the night of the awards
Miss You All
I WILL BE GOING IN THE HOSPITAL FOR MAJOR ABDOMINAL SURGERY IN THE MORNING I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW I LOVE YOU AND WILL MISS YOU ALL WHILE I AM GONE.. PLEASE KEEP ME IN YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS FOR A SAFE SURGERY AND A SPEEDY RECOVERY... I WILL BE BACK ON AS SOON AS I FEEL UP TO IT.. IN THE MEAN TIME IF YOU NEED ANY UPDATES ON HOW IM DOING YOU CAN CONTACT DJ NAUGHTY LORD DANTE, OR BOO BOO KITTY FUCK.. THEY SHOULD BE UP TO DATE ON WHATS GOING ON WITH ME... AGAIN I LOVE AND WILL MISS YOU ALL... TALK TO YOU ALL AGAIN SOON. LOVE YA LOST ANGEL
Stuff
So heres how it works: Once u have been tagged,u have to write a blog wit 10 weird or random things,facts or habits bout ur self.At the end,u choose at least 5 ppl to b tagged,listin their names.Dont forgit to leave comment that sayz,"ur it!" on their profile & ask them to read ur blog.U cant tag the person who tagged u. 1. I'm a gemini 2. I love my kids 3. I love the beach 4. I miss my Mom 5. I sometimes like to write poems 6. My friends mean a lot to me 7. I hate to cry 8. Ice Cream is my favorite food (unfortunately.. lol) 9. I can't seem to make fuberlord.. lol 10. I'm home sick today.. :( the 5 people I tagged are Ladiejen Sunshineforu247 DJNaughtyLordDante Tomcat LostAngelBunny
No Subject
Eh yeah. The college that I attend had blocked myspace and it sucks since I can't so much go on myspace or unless if it was at a public library or at some other person's home. But whatever and I smell bubble gum. Fruit flavored or rather something pretty sweet. I'm bloody ass bored. But whatever. I'll be out for now. Peace and love, Jennifer
My Life
Well i am 26 years old and married I have been married since 8-3-05 to a wonderful man we are living in the lakes and enjoying life to the fullest i have one best friend name dani and she is the most awsome person you will ever want to meet we have no kids and still enjoying life
"the Human"
Wednesday 3/5/2008 8:43 AM "The Human" i need to dance...in the woods...under the stars...by the brook... with my senses...all in tune...with the goddess...with the Moon... i need...for just a moment in time...to be free... of...the human part of me... to breathe in...to breathe out... breathe her in...breathe it out... to taste sweet peace...to be safe... within the arms...of pure harmony... if i were to lose myself...who would find me??? who would know??? if i had one fear...this...it would be... please forgive...this human part of me... i keep my faith...wear it close to my heart... i see with open eyes...i know... my plight it pales...in the light of others... yet still i call it out to thee...set me this woman...your daughter free... untie my hands... and once again... forgive...this... the human part of me... this prayer from one simple earthbound mother... to the Blessed luminous other... to my Father in the sky...i beg thee... hear your
Freak Show
Hey all, I'm a new member of the Freak Show and have a commenting / rating contest going on, so....show this pic some lovin!!! If you would please leave one comment on this picture I would really appreciate it! And feel free to share this with your friends! I will return the love !! Send a friend add to Pebbles http://fubar.com/user/1332328 to see the pics in her FREAK SHOW FOLDER !!! Thanks so much!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1332328&albumid=883582&i=798796239&idx=2
My Co-found Family
Check out this profile for info! {{H&L Bombers}}@ fubar Founded by @};-Hopeless Romantic {{H&L Bombers Founder}} @};-Proud Owner of Lauria @};-@ fubar and co-founder lauria Fu Owned by Hopeless Romantic¢¾Shadow Leveler¢¾ {{H&L Bombers Co-Founder}} =^^= Aristocats@ fubar
Mommas Boy
Any of you fit this description? LOL.. I know a couple who do!
Live On The Air
TAKING A BREAK FROM PACKING SO COME JOING ME COME ON IN TO SIXTH SENSE!! WE PLAY ALL REQUEST!! WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE!! COME N AND PLAY STUMP THE DJ!! AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS!! ^^^ CLICK PIC TO ENTER SIXTH SENSE^^^
Tag !!!
Once u have been tagged,u have to write a blog wit 10 weird or random things,facts or habits bout ur self.At the end,u choose at least 5 ppl to b tagged,listin their names.Dont forgit to leave comment that sayz,"ur it!" on their profile & ask them to read ur blog.U cant tag the person who tagged u. POSTED by Texy: 1)im a country gal through & through. 2)i have a heart big as texas... 3)i have 2 best friends (both male) that i LOVE to death 4)im short .. barely 5'1 5) i think my eyes & personality are my best feature 6)i drive a PICKUP TRUCK 7)im the oldest of 5 kids 8)i love mexican food 9)i dont really like sea food 10) favorite color is BLUE The 5 folks i tagged are: 1) ÐËËJÅ¥TWϧTÅ™ 2) Ǻº®lîgh†®èdñè¢k 3) $~ØØFØØT §ëcürïTY 4) _(¯`·._ Ñätä§_.·´¯)_ 5) Mizklon Posted by Larger: 1. I LOVE country girls 2. I cuss A LOT 3. I've met over 200 people from the internet 4. I HAVE BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW 5. I GOT MARRIE
My Book
We touch our children’s lives and personalities in ways we can never truly know and understand. From the manner in which we speak to them as infants, to the way we react to them when they fall down or act up. The tone of our voice around our kids drastically influences the type of person they will be when they get older; outgoing and boisterous or quiet and mild. They truly are like little sponges that soak up everything we say and do even when we don’t know they are watching and listening. And sometimes, the things we say and do will come back to bite us in our proverbial butts when we hear ourselves repeated (usually in very public places) by our children, in front of others. Be careful not to speak ill of others in earshot of your children, because surely as you do it will be brought back up- by your children- in front of the person you spoke ill of. Such as little Tommy telling Aunt Betty how big mommy thinks her butt is, or how the neighbor ‘just never shuts up’. No
Anger Management
Anger Management When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude . When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a rea
Tag Ur It!
So heres how it works: Once u have been tagged,u have to write a blog wit 10 weird or random things,facts or habits bout ur self.At the end,u choose at least 5 ppl to b tagged,listin their names.Dont forgit to leave comment that sayz,"ur it!" on their profile & ask them to read ur blog.U cant tag the person who tagged u. 1. My fav color is purple. 2. I love country music. 3. I love chinese food. 4. I love anything vampire or gothic. 5. Im very outgoing but shy at times. 6. I love tattooes and piercings. 7. My dream is to be happy and loved, and provide the best possible life for my kids. 8. I want to move to anywhere but here, I hate it in cali, I want to move somewhere and be surprised for once. 9. Its hard for me to trust ppl 10. I love all kinds of music the 5 ppl i tag are: Fab Hot Momma Kj Demented King Lick
Drama... Who Needs It??? I Sure The Hell Don't... How About You???
Why the fuck do ppl like to start a lot of drama for... well that is a good question... I think that ppl do it cause that is the only thing that they have to do... I guess that they are that bored in life that they have to start shit with other ppl that don't even talk to them... So can somebody tell me when the fuck is going on here... That would be a lot of help for me... How do I deal with this shit and not get into trouble with anyone else??? Comments would be great help to me... Ty... ~Susan~
Are They Stupid Or Do They Try At It???
why is it someone can be upset for the content in a private file marked nsfw? also how can folks be upset when on there own page are the same type pics........ a little hippicridical
Need Advice
if you had a man/woman and you been with them a year then all the suuden they cant work they dont pay no attention to u they always have somethin wrong with them only time they get off computer is to pee eat or go to bed would u feel like ur kind of obselete to them and would you be kind of flirtin around or maybe lookin for somethin new just curious
Dj Texas Badboy
Ok Guys my new and permanent home is club fantasia. My new hours are Noon-2 pm est 7 days a week. Then on the weekends i pull 4 hours in the Morning from Noon-4pm EST and then that night at midnight-2AM EST. Come by and show this awesome place some love, they put up with me, its gotta be badass Dj Texas badboy On Air In Club Fantasia Click A Link Join The Party (repost of original by 'ÐJ ']['€xå$ ßådßøý ÐJ @ Çlub Fåñ†å$îå~Føuñd€® øƒ †h€ ߀llý ßu††øñ ]v[åƒîå' on '2008-03-05 16:17:12')
Two Wolves
Tag...ur It
Once u have been tagged,u have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things,facts or habits bout ur self.At the end,u choose at least 5 ppl to b tagged,list in their names.Dont forget to leave comment that sayz,"ur it!" on their profile & ask them to read ur blog.U cant tag the person who tagged u. 1. Loyal 2. Outgoing 3. Honest 4. Loves to have fun 5. Perv 6. Passionate 7. Loves my friends 8. Dorky 9. Stoner 10. Loves making out the 5 ppl I tagged are: 1. David 2. w-t-h 3. Infernal 4. Chris 5. Addy
I Hate Blogging
so blogging totally sucks ass because I have to correct everything in my head to make it work on how Im saying it otherwise people have issues with what I have to say and I just dont care enough to hear it
Chris Cagle In Concert!!
The Monster Inside Us All
The monster inside us all Current mood: confident Category: Life 'The Monster inside us all. ' I found that I personally carry demons inside. Demons that will gladly destroy lives if threatened. Yes, we all carry these monsters inside. In my attempts to protect myself I was blind to the harm of the innocent. By the time I discovered this was just about to late. But, my conscious soon caught up with me. In my attempts to make things right, I made a new friend. I scraped the article and decided not to pursue any further into the investigations. I still am leery and watch my back. That unfortunately is an human instinct of survival. In a world of self preservation that is just one thing we all do to survive the onslaught of controversy and discord. In everything dark and disturbing, I found beauty and grace when I wasn't expecting too. To me that is a quality we all should carry when we find what is not like us. In difference there is beauty. In darkness there is li
Lg Olson And Torture Killer Join Forces
LG OLSON & TORTURE KILLER LYRICS Current mood: enthralled Category: Music INTRODUCING MY FRIEND TORTURE KILLER FOR TAKING MY MERE WORDS AND TURNING THEM INTO LYRICS!!! "I WANT YOU TO TASTE THIS" (Verse 1) YES, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING, LOOKING AT YOU, I'LL BET YOU DON'T FEEL, MY EYES BURNING YOU. YOU ARE SO PRETTY, OH SO DEVINE, YOU MAKE ME SWEAT, SO UNREFINED. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE, HOW YOU FEEL INSIDE. I CAN'T WAIT TO TOUCH YOU, I WILL IN MY TIME. (Chorus) YOU SEEM SO PEACEFUL, BUT I FEEL THE UNREST, I IMAGINE MY NAILS, RUNNING DOWN YOUR CHEST. I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU, I CAN SMELL YOUR SWEAT, I WANT TO FEEL IT, BUT YOUR NOT READY YET. (Verse 2) I WILL SEDUCE YOU, WITH ALL OF MY CHARMS, LET YOU EMBRACE ME, SO YOU WON'T BE ALARMED. SEE HOW TENDER, AND SWEET I CAN BE, RELEASE THE ANIMAL,THAT FIGHTS TO BE FREE. COME A LITTLE CLOSER, YES, CLOSER STILL, I AM SO HELPLESS AND I, AWAIT FOR THE KILL. (Chorus) YO
Random Grabshaft Facts (in Case You Care)
gRabshaFt was created back in 2000 or so when O.G. Toughlove and thejMc a.k.a SnatchMasta formed together to make a band that defied definition. Then as it turned out, we mainly defied being a band. I, thejMc played bass for a St. Louis area band called Bother the Weak and Toughlove was playing bass in a band called the Rock Molesters. Its not that either of us were unhappy with our current situations, however we felt we could both offer more in way of other stuff. Toughlove liked the drums and I the guitar. As it turned out, I wasn’t too good at guitar but O.G. was an excellent drummer. I went to back to bass and he and I were so together that we had no choice but continue this thing. Next, we needed a name and we decide on one. About that, I’d like to take a moment and clear something up. Just because a group calls itself gRabshaFt does not necessarily mean that the members must be gay. Feel free to say it, I’ve heard it all before. It generally goes like this: “Are you on
Check This Out
This is a link for "The 10 Commandments of Speaking to a Person with a Disability", I got this when I was at a conference on Disability Etiquette when I was at a conference earlier this morning since I'm a Co-chairman of the Traverse City-Grand Traverse Co., MI. RICC and I was there with my girlfriend Kate who also volunteers with me and also an associate of ours with Disability Network which is the local Center for Independant Living, here is the link for it: http://www.diversityshop.com/store/10comvid.html It is very informative and a petty good read forthose with children with disabilities too.
Scared
"Don't be scared" he tells me. Then he tells me he is at the hospital with chest pains. The man I love the man I spent more then thirty years searching for was in the hospital...and he tells me "don't be scared". I was scared I began to panic, I thought all the worst possible thoughts. I thought he was having a heart attack. I thought I would never see him again. I was very scared. I paced the floor what was I to do. I had to go to him, and I did. I walked into the ER of a not so local hospital on Wednesday morning...I didn't leave until Saturday evening( ok I left for an hour on thursday to get some clean clothes and my medications.) I stayed at his bed side frightened that I would lose him and too frightened to let it show how frightened I really was. On Saturday morning a small amount of relief came when we found out it wasn't his heart. But then the fears crept in...if not his heart then what. What is making this wonderful man suffer in this pain. What could be causing hi
Cool Poem
This is the beginning of a new day I can waste it or grow in it's light and be of service to others but what I do with this day is important because I have exchanged a day of my life for it when tomarrow comes, today will be gone for ever and I only hope I will not regret the price I have paid for it!!!
Kate
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Email That Was Sent To Me
Let's see if you send it back. We all know or knew someone like this!! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys a
Dreaming
DREAMING Iam walking along and i see a man standing in front of me, he smiles and looks at me he says keep walking ur doing fine, I keep walking,and walking i look back he walks behind me, he says ur doing fine keep walking .. as i keep walking i stop and look back and ask him why do u follow me? He says mi child i can feel u r in dange. hmmm i reply i am how? then he says well u r walking in the wrong direction then i look forward and all the sudden i see a clif and end of nowhere i scream oh my god help me where am i ! I wake up and realize its just a dream by maria 3/3/08
Heaven Or Hell
A drug which induces a parody of heaven, leads into a biological counterpart of hell.
Want To See My Nsfw
Some of you have been asking me to let you see my NSFW's so I think I'll sell it then, with a few other thing to go with heres what i've got so far.. 1 mounth in family 1 mounth in top friends 10's on all pic,blogs and stashes Comments on all photos Owned by you for one month 1 NSFW photo link to your profile from mine for a month Bid over 500,000fb add: Email address 1 nsfw photo Any bid over 1,000,000 fb add 1 suprize gift you will get add on's for any and all extras (balst, VIP's, Est) you bid with the FBs Good luck .................................................biding starts at 50,000fb
A Perfect Ending
Lingering in the moment, lost in your eyes, Content, I cherish the sweet surprise. Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache, No longer can I wait, for you to take. Laying back, I plead without words, As if hidden lips could somehow be heard, Raising hips high to greet your stare, Hoping to speak to some part of you aware. I Beckon please enter with no hesitation, Yet you stand firm, with no reservation, Taunting me, teasing me, grin on your face, Admiring how you've put me in place. Then suddenly, you grant relief, Knowing now I must have peace. Penetrating with your pride, Charging, you thrust deep inside. Planting feet upon your chest, To brace us both, I do my best, Not to scream loud like before, When places reached cut to the core. Wondering if you're hurting me, You ease mo-men-tar-ily, Slowing, then come "please-don't-stop" pleas, Whimpering I'm at your mercy. Back in our entrancing dance, I catch your e
Love Making For One
Half dressed in the dark beside you in the bed getting hot needing you is something my body screams making love to myself is an impatient tease smelling sex wakes you up wanting or not you stiff enough grabbing at me making yourself known but I'm already done what you want you can do on your own.
Tie Me Up
Tie me up but don't tie me down I don't want to wreck this thing I have found Put your hands around my neck squeeze a little now work your way down to my middle a little more and stay make me scream for more do what you will even call me your little wh*re for I will be still until I feel what your given to me Tie me up baby but don't ever tie me down for I don't want to wreck this thing I have found
Sarcastic Kind O Life
*props feet up on desk* So. I am going to already assume that people may actually read this. Probably a foolish assumption, but I am thinking there are those on here who are as bored as I am. After reading mumm after mumm of those who are in shitty relationships, have no idea what to do with their lives, and the stupid questions that people ask in order to get points, I find myself wanting to write a blog. Why do people conform to what others want them to be? Why do they try so damn hard to fit in with the 'in crowd?' It's the desperation to look cool and sound like a fucking bitch or asshole that astounds me. Oh yeah, we are going to think you are so wonderfully cool just because you bash others with your surprising wit and charm. *insert rolling eyes here* Of course, there are those who probably do. They probably fall down and worship you... or should I say fu-worship you? Eh whatever, I have more pressing issues in my real life that to really care about most of t
Life In General
Well, right now I'm siting here in sunny Texas. Its nice, but I'm starting to miss home. I miss my sister and brother in law, my niece and two nephews, and my friends. Granted I'm going to be moving to Virginia in not too long a time, but at least I would be able to spend time with them and my moving would be planned. I hadn't planned on coming down to Texas. I've been here for over three weeks now and I've been down here way too long. It took us 200.00 to get down here, but I want to have at least 250.00 to get back home on. I haven't been able to come up with the money, so hopefully I can get something figured out. I'm going insane w/o a phone and smokeage. It really sucks, but I'm trying to manage. Also, I'm in high hopes that when I move to Virginia, that the man of my dreams will feel the same way I do. I truely believe this man is my soulmate. He has always been the one I run to when things get rough. He has always been there to pick up the pieces when everything has gone wrong a
Cool
cix and cool
Why?
You know what I don't get is, I have always thought that I didn't give good advise but I have people especially this one person always telling me there stories and stuff n wanting me to give them my advise and talk to them to cheer them up? Im not saying i dont like that but i mean why my advise do i give good advise do i cheer people up, and why about 4 times a week i gotta do it im getting kinda bored with it im kinda wanting it to stop but not fully i hope that dont sound rude but i just dont wanna have to spend my time always cheering people up and stuff i got things bothering me at times and i cant really be giving advise and stuff when im not feeling that happy myself at times. but then again it makes me forget bout my un happy times becuz im thinking of theres and how to make them happy.
New Career / New Life
Just wanted to say I'm excited to have a chance to totally change my life this summer... the interesting thing is last summer I had my tarot cards read and the reader did say I would be making this change...I had no idea and had even forgotten... This will be a total change for myself and my family .
I'm Sorry ...
Ok so here latley I haven't been able to get on fubar as often as I did ... I just wanted to do this blog to let everyone kno that I am NOT just ignoring you !! lol ... As we ALL kno ... Pixie [[Thats me !!]] Is a point whore ... :P So yes I do stay logged in 95% of the time and not really here ... But I promise I have nbot forgotten you !! But most of you that this blog is directed to ... all kno that I had a car wreck that totaled my car out so I was stuck at home for almost 2 weeks straight !! Now that I have another car ... I have to get my life back !! I will still be checkin in on everyone, however I will not be at my desk as often as I once was !! I just thought that I would let you all know that I honestly haven't forgot you !! I am working on getting back on track with my job and school [[hopefully]] and alot of running I missed out on !! But those of you who kno me kno that if u leave me love I am going to return it ... REGUARDLESS of how late I am doing so !! Much love
Barrbnone
u can c more of me on myspace.com search for fat katt and u will c
Come Get A Hug...
Hey guys If you want to chat with me and not in this silly little shout box click the avatar below ( thats me) and it will take you to my home page of a really cool messenger site (totally different then yahoo or msn or aim ) so come join me i'll give you a hug.... . I just had to the bed was calling me ....
Water
Some People thinks its funny to run a load of laundry in the washer while i have to take a freakin shower. fuckin assholes.
Life!!!
I have been going through alot relationship wise I have been serious with Kevin off and on for now over 6 in a half years I have loved him continously and have never giving up on him though he has left me quite a few times and right now our relationship is on the off stage yet again.I do love him and care for him and i usually dont give up on him but as of right now I think I may have to and try and move on with my life I have fought for this relationship so hard and dont seem to get the same effort from him.I want someone to love me and not give up when times are tough and he gives up and I dont get much reasoning behind it.I left things in Gods hands yet again and I feel I have to give up even for right now.I feel that if he wants to come back into my life it will be his turn to fight for me and I have to make him wait for me and not give in and let him in right away he will need to work for it really hard and get serious about it.All I want is for him to be a man and be there for hi
Music
I just found the coolest web site for classical music. http://www.monteverdi.tv/landing/index.html Totally free streaming audio and video.
Starting Over
I am so sick of hurting , So sick of hiding my emotions. I will not let your actions no longer affect my heart. I miss the way my heart used to love and feel so free one of the things your abuse did to me. You don't deserve the love I had in my heart for that special someone in my life. I refuse to let you hold my heart captive any longer so that someone else can set it free!!! I will let my heart free of your chains and float to the surface once again. You don't deserve the love and two beautiful children that god gave to you. I won't say I hate you but something much worse...I hope your soul burns in the eternal flames of hell for what you have done to us all!!!! You may find happiness again some day for which you don't deserve . I hope you remember the horrible things you did and feel ashamed of yourself...Don't ever tell me I am a worthless person or parent for that I know is not true. . Take a long hard look in the mirror that person is YOU!!! I am a much better person than you co
Bored
I am sitting here at the house bored as hell not wanting to go to work this morning, I know it is going to be a long rough day, Kids need this and that and it is cold and nasty out! Just wish I could climb back in my nice warm bed and sleep all day! But that just can't happen cuz if I do then nothing will get done and everything will fall to shit! Have to be down town at 9:30 then to work for the rest of the day till I come home and take care of everyone here, Maybe when I get home I will just go to bed and let them grab and grawl, on what they eat for dinner, hell there are plenty of leftovers!! Well thats it for now
Leo
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
Stuff
Will you please help me bomb my friend? He's very special to me and I'd appreciate it if you'd help me...MUAHZZZ!!!!
The Shower, Part 2
As I begin to slow my motions on my clit, I give in to your touch. The heat from the shower refreshes your cologne from the night before. That smell envelopes me and draws me in. I turn to you to wrap you in my arms and bury my face into that place in your neck where I fit so comfortably. Taking deep breathes inhaling your aroma and lifting my breasts against your skin. With the water running down my back and your hands slowly caressing the small of my back turns me to putty in your hands. As you smooth and caress the small of my back my lips quiver to feel your skin against them. I lean up to you just enough to kiss the side of your neck, working my way around to the front. I gently kiss your Adams apple and work my way up your chin. Leaving a kiss on your cheek, then moving to the tip of your nose, to the other cheek, and now lingering so close to your lips. I can feel your desire to press your lips against mine, but I hold back just enough that you can feel my breath. This is dr
Yep.
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Feel Unappreciated
I know I do at times!
A Wish
It's amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it's not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT'S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they're after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn't want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don't realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don't see
Leaving Fubar For Awhile
I am leaving Fubar for awhile, There is way to much going on with my parents. I need to put on my focus on them and less everywhere else.I can do more then two things at once, It's just they are very important and need me. Sorry for any inconvence this my cause some of you. I will be back when I don't know. Maybe when things get better or when I feel I can deal with what's going on. It's a shock to hear things like I was told. So thanks and I will miss you all Hugs Lynn aka ~MC is My Angel~
An Examination Of Conscience
Is anybody happier because you passed their way? Does anyone remember that you spoke to them today? The day is almost over and its toiling time is through, Is there anyone to utter now a grateful word of you? As you take a glance back over the day that's slipping fast. did you help a single person of the many that you passed? is a single heart rejoicing over what you did or said? Does the one whose hopes were fading now with courage look ahead? Did you win the day or lose it? Was it well or sorely spent? Did you leave a trail of kindness,or a scar of discontent? as you close your eyes in slumber do you think that God will say. "You have earned one more tomorrow by the good you did today.
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Help Level Please
SHE NEEDS 7200 YET TO LEVEL 22 Connie ~BrokenAngel~@ fubar
`light And Dark
everyone has a duality everyone has the dark in them everyone has the light in them to walk into the darkest recesses of our own minds to look at each emotion, fear and demon that dwells in that dark place, where every one fears to tread to own, identify it to name it to face it to embrace it to make it your own is what sets each person apart from the others... some will never admit they have the dark desires some will never admit they have the light hearted goodness and love to balance each with in our selves is what sets us apart. never judge another person, just by what little they show in a pic or in a blog... you dont know how far into the darkness or light a person is willing to walk... hence the expression never understand your enemy... ppl watch the news and hear about horrific crimes and say "oh how could a person b so cold"??? simple, every one has that same darkness in each one of us.... but once again how far is a person willing t
Contract
Initial Agreement of Service i, ________________________, with a free mind and an open heart; do request that _______________________ accept the submission of my will unto this Dominant and to take me into this Dominant's care and guidance, that we may work together in trust and mutual respect. The satisfaction of the Dominant's wants, desires, and whims are understood to be consistent with my desire as a submissive to be found pleasing to him. To that end, i offer, use of my time, talents, and abilities. Further, i ask, in sincere humility, that, as the Dominant, the care of my body be accepted for the fulfillment and enhancement of our sexual, spiritual, emotional, and intellectual needs. i ask to be guided in sexual, sensual, or scene-related behavior, in such a way as to further my growth as a person. i ask that extreme care be given to clean and safe involvments with regards to bodily contact regarding all manner of Sexually Transmitted Diseases and all forms hep
Stupid Guy
->superman: ok thanks, "comoputer" genius with your "advice" superman: im explaiing my theory dumb ass ->superman: are you done with your conspiracy theory--and if you are to good for me why are you still talking to me? superman: so i advice u to be a good girl on here superman: the police are useless ->superman: oooo superman: i cant be traced my friend superman: everything ->superman: well when I hear it, I am sure that I will know all about who started it, now won't I? and have this page screen shotted and saved!! superman: and finally a balck screen everything gone and ill have all your info superman: a very slow but painful death superman: and you will expierince a slow grinding sound in your main terminal ->superman: good to know..thanks.. superman: what that means is your computer will shut down real slow superman: and send you a zooms day virus superman: i can get through your pc ports and find your ip address superman: wanna bet ->superman: ha. superman: yes
Tucson Az.
I just found out that Chili's on Broadway needs some help so I have accepted to work there on the night of the 18th. I will be there all night so all my friends please stop by and say hi. I would love to see you all.
My Blog
Soooo, does anybody actually read these ??? I don't really have anything deep and meaningful to say....just bored and clicking on stuff....if you leave me a message and say you actually read these, maybe i might start puting something on her other than just rambling on about absolutely nothing.......
Scammer
ok here a good one for you, i mean a couple months a ago i was tormenting some people im a rant and rave site and i started chatting with some, one was fairly cute and was on cam for a bit, and we started emailing each other, well she sid somethings right off that didnt make sence so i started search her name and email out on the web, and found her pics and some posts where her and her hubby tried to scam some people so i played along, now most of my profiles tell you straught up i am a widower and raise my two daughters and now have a grandson,and i know i am not the best looking guy around and this lady is saying she is 22( half my age and says she thinks i am cute( ohhh boy does she need glasses, so i played the lonely widower bit to seem if she would try and scam me, sure enough it took her two weeks before she started hinting about needing money for this and that( yea right, i am not about to send anyone money) anyways she started sending me pics and saying how much she enjoyed
Bed
In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.
A Single Day
A single day is enough to make us a little larger.
W.t.f.
Downrater huh? what is this downrating bullshit? if everyone gets a 10 what the hell is the point of the rating system. People get pissed off when i rate them a 9....they should be fuckin happy i didnt rate em lower. there is some ugly ass people online, and im sorry, but im not gonna lie to em and rate em a 10. yall can call me a downrater if you like. I dont Care. I call it honesty
In My 1st Auction
My 1st Auction and here is what im offering Thank You in Advance (1) Fu owned by in my title for 30 days (2) Daily comments for 30 days (3) Rate all pictures 11's and stash up to 500 (4) Added to Family (5) Personal salute from DD Babe (6) Pimp you out on my page for 30 days (7) If bid is high enough all Terms Negotiable
A Good Woman
"A good woman is proud of herself. She respects herself and others. She is aware of who she is. She neither seeks definition from the person she is with, nor does she expect them to read her mind. She is quite capable of articulating her needs. A good woman is hopeful. She is strong enough to make all her dreams come true. She knows love, therefore she gives love. She recognizes that her love has great value and must be reciprocated. If her love is taken for granted, it soon disappears. A good woman has a dash of inspiration, a dabble of endurance. She knows that she will, at times, have to inspire others to reach the potential God gave them. A good woman knows her past, understands her present and moves toward the future. A good woman knows God. She knows that with God the world is her playground, but without God she will just be played. A good woman does not live in fear of the future because of her past. Instead, she understands that her life experiences are merely lesso
I'm Leaving For Florida Whoot
I'm getting so excited I'm heading to the airport in 24 hours. I'm headed down to Clearwater florida. Cant wait going to be getting in at 9 PM and will be on the beach by 9AM sharp. I plan on showing off a great tan when i get back. Dam i need this just plain need to thaw out after this damn winter we've been having. Hope everyone has a good week and if you're my friend and live down that way drop me a line we can head out for some drinks. Talk to you all soon. John
My Stresses
1. need a roommate, like last week 2. 2 boys, 13 and 15. nuf said 3.bills + no money = chaos 4. friends dying 5. boss not doing his job 6. doing, my job + bosses job+ everyone elses job = meltdown 7. ex husband trying to help 8. family sux 9. surgery + no rides = atress 10. need money for co-pays. none tthere 11. need meds, no money 12. need cigs, no money 13. need gas, no money 14. need best friend, in hiding 15. need vacation, aint happenin' 16. need to meet new grandchild in July, not happenin', either 17. neice graduating, cant go see 18. car needs work, no money 19. need to scream, cant 20. need to hide, not allowed 21. need to be held, no one to hold me 22. tired of being the strength for everyone 23. tired of being the dependable one 24.tired of being the fixer 25. tired of being the caregiver 26. tired of being the nurturer 27. tired of the pain 28. tired of the heartache 29. tired of life 30. tired of being tired
It"s Over
I AM HERE TO SHARE WHATS BEEN GOING ON IN MY LIFE. AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, i HAVE A SON, CHRISTOPHER, THAT HAS A GENETIC BLOOD DISORDER THAT IS FATAL. WE HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH IT FOR A LONG TIME. HE IS MOVING BACK TO WVA SO HE CAN BE CLOSE TO FAMILY. WELL NOW MY OTHER SON, SHAUN, WAS IN 2 ROADSIDE BOMBS IN IRAQ. EVIDENTALLY, THE BOMBS JARRED HIS BRAIN LOSE, AND HE HAS MAJOR DIFFICULTIES. WHEN YOU SEE BOTH OF YOUR KIDS ILL, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO, ALL YOU FEEL IS HELPLESS. BUT GOD HAS A REASON FOR ALL THAT HAPPENS.AND I HOLD ON TO MY FAITH AS HARD AS I CAN. I AM BLESSED WITH MANY INTERNET FRIENDS, THAT HAVE STOOD BY ME FOR YEARS, NEVER WAVERING IN THEIR SUPPORT OR LOVE. TY GUYS FOR BEING THERE FOR ME...
Love Is Blind
do u know love is blind because no one know when u r in love .its dosen't matter age,place,status and time .
This Is New To Me
You are a "Truly Special" friend of mine and I wanted you to know how much our friendship means to me. Please click on the "Click Here To Get The Code" button at the bottom of this message, and send this to everyone that is "Truly Special" to you and let them know how you feel!if you recieve:-----------------1 - 3 ( Awww, a couple people really care about you! )4 - 6 ( Damn, you are loved aren't you! )7 - 12 ( WOW! Your friends absolutly adore you!!! )Click the above image to rate / rip / comment!
I Fuckin Hate Copz
NOT LESS THAN 10MINZ AGO I WAZ STOPED BY A COP AFTER I ENTERED A RESTAURANT UP AT THA COUNTER ORDERIN MY FOOD & HE WALKZ N SAYIN DNT TAKE THAT ORDER LET ME TALK 2 U OUT SIDE & I SAY WHY WHT 4 I DNT DO ANYTHING & HE SAID WELL I'LL TELL U OUT SIDE & SAY NO CUZ IM NOT ON PAROLL OR PROBATION I HAVE MY RIGHTZ SO THIZ MUTHA FUCKA GRABZ MY HAND & PUTZ IT N THOSE LIL BITCH ASS HOLDZ THAT THEY DO & LEADZ MY OUT SIDE & IM ASKIN HIM WHTZ THIS ABOUT WHY DID U STOP ME & THIZ BITCH SAYZ I FIT A SUSPECT THAT THEY R LOOKIN 4 N A ROBBERY NOW WE ALL KNOW THATZ BULLSHIT & YES HE WAZ A WHITE COP NOW IM JUST WALKIN DOWN THA BLOCK LISTENIN 2 MY MUSIC GOIN TA GET SUMTHIN TA EAT BUT I HAVE TA DEAL WIT THIZ BULLSHIT IT DIDNT MATTER IF I HAD ANY RIGHTZ OR NOT BUT IT HAZ NUTTIN TA DO WIT IM BLACK HE READ OFF SUM BULLSHIT OF WHT THEY SAY THA PERSON LOOKED LIKE & GUESS WHT THA MUTHA FUCKA DIDNT LOOK LIKE ME AINT THAT A BITCH & U KNOW THA MUTHA FUCKA WAZ TALKIN DOWN TA ME LIKE I WAZ JUST A DUMB NIGGA BUT NO I WAZNT
What Do Men Mean
how do i find and add backgrounds
Moving ~love Me
Hello fu family and friends! Just wanted to get the word out am moving this weekend to my new place cant wait (my dream place) Anyway the new place isnt wired yet for the cable so it is going to be a week befor am back on.... I will miss ya all and cant wait to get back love me while am gone hope you all have a great week or so Love ya all hugs and kisses Bren~Blu
Samantha
I wrote an erotic story that got published. samantha's story
Updates
more updates Current mood: blessed Category: Life ok so as many of you already know and some of you dont i am engaged to a wonderful woman...... we are hoping to tie the knot next spring........ um lets see i well be offically joining the Lutheran church this month, and my kids baptized. things are just gettin better and brighter each and everyday!!!! so thats it for now........
Friends That I Am Keeping On My List!!!!!
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Puppy Found!!!
A guy I work with found a puppy in the Scottdale Pennsylvania area, and I ended up with her. SHe's a cutie and friendly. Pics are available on my profile. I'd like to get her back to her owner, if they still want her. SHe looks to be 3 to 6 months old, and is bi-eyed. She looks like she is half Husky and half Lab. If anyone knows anybody from this area that lost this precious puppy, I can be reached here or be email at dougwash@gmail.com Thanks, Doug
Come Visit Us All At The Playhouse
Recentaly New To Here
fairly new here wanna buy gfts but need more fubucks and need to know how to get them quicker and aso need to get hmmered
Bitches
Car Wash
Cbrown's
hey, anyone else drinking at the moment?
Please Help ..i Need Supervotes!
Ok Im in this contest on My yearbook for best smile as you will see below...I need you to supervote for me x's 10! if you can I will rtf in any you ask!...muaaaahz!! at the bottom of the pic link please click on the red bar that says" go to my yearbook .com and vote" and then vote for me, " A beautiful Dysaster"...click the button that says supervote it costs lunch money (like fubucks) but its worth it!
Teen Kills Dad For Taking Away Myspace
Hughstan Schlicker PHOENIX — A Mesa teenager says he fatally shot his father last month because he wouldn't let him use the Internet, police reports show. According to a Mesa police report released Wednesday, 15-year-old Hughstan Schlicker told a homicide detective that he considered committing suicide in front of his father after finding a 12-gauge shotgun and ammunition in the garage of their home, but decided to murder his father instead and then commit suicide. Hughstan apparently surprised 49-year-old Ted Schlicker, who was standing in the kitchen when the boy approached him from behind, the police report said. Police arrested Hughstan after the slaying at the Pueblo Seco Condominiums and accused him of first-degree murder. After the slaying, "the defendant first called his friend and told her what he had done. He told her he was going to kill himself but she told him not to. She convinced him to call the police and deal with the situation," the report said. H
Tagged....again!!
Once u have been tagged,u have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things,facts or habits bout ur self.At the end,u choose at least 5 ppl to b tagged,list in their names.Dont forget to leave comment that sayz,"ur it!" on their profile & ask them to read ur blog.U cant tag the person who tagged u. 1. Im 5'6" 2. I am a Mom of 3 Boys 3. I have an amazing boyfriend 3. I quit smoking a year ago 4. I live in Tennessee 5. I was born in Hicksville Ohio 6. I am an only child 7. I am a total Daddy's girl 8. I love trucks 9. I LOVE Harley's 10.I luv to snuggle n cuddle 1. Jake 2. Victoria 3. Kathy 4. Steph 5. Kaydez
Hurt And Betrayal
I have to say I am my own worst enemy.I betrayed myself by opening up my heart and allowing myself to love again.I wish I could blame him for my pain,However I allowed myself to be hurt.His confusion has torn me to pieces but I allowed it .So I can not hate him but only myself.If you have ever loved and lost you will understand this but if not enjoy trying to figure it out!!!!
Just Me
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A Parent's Guide To Satanic Cult Ritual Abuse
Your child comes home late every night. It has developed a curious habit lately of listening to heavy metal rock music. It no longer pays you any attention. It seems preoccupied. It spends more and more of its time away from home. You suspect that your child is experimenting with drugs. What can a parent do? Like millions of other American youths, your child has most likely joined a Satanic cult. Though you may be shocked when you realize the truth, it is important to bear in mind that all teenagers at one time or another join cults. It's something that most parents don't want to face or deal with, so they try to ignore it. Discussing Devil worship with your child can be almost as awkward as trying to talk about sex. Now that you run the risk of losing your child to a cult, how do you go about turning its interest back to the home and family? The answer is simple. Children tend to look elsewhere for things that are lacking in their own lives. If your youngster is attending ritual
Red Circle Of Death!
How freakin horrible are those few words put together? If you are me, very. For a year I dodged the dreaded red circle, and surely named after the Red Death itself it found its way into my chamber and infected my XBox 360. To me, it is like watching a good friend flatline in their hospital bed. Depressing. All the hours of sniping on Call of Duty, lost. All countless hours perfecting my plastic guitar and drum skills, gone. And now I must send my good friend off to the XBox rehab center, where he will spend the next month or two kicking the red monkey off his back. God this sucks.
Positive Outlook
How to start your day with a positive outlook Open a new file in your PC. Name it as "Boss". Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?" Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly.... Feel better? Have A Nice Day.
I Thought Of You Today
I thought of you today I couldn’t help it I opened up my mind and there you were You and your stupid hat I hate that hat You and your multitude of lies I never believed them You and your ignorant cons I knew it all along You and your tattooed flames I hate those flames You and the monkey on your back I want to kill that monkey You and your attitude I loved that attitude You and your evil smile I miss that smile You and your twisted outlook on the world It always amazed me You and your take it or leave it personality I took it long enough You and all the memories you left me with The good, the bad, the horrible, the amazing I thought of you today I opened up my mind and there you were And then I shut my heart before you could get back in
Some One
get me a fucking drink sheesh
Comment Me The Answers
lets see how bored you are fill this out 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
This Bottle
You look at life from the inside of your bottle How must I have looked? A blurry picture of what might be As you slowly drown in your bottle You called out to me from inside The sound echoing in my head I was but a sinking raft for you Full of holes What must have you been thinking? As you started to go under again I thought she was the one brought to save me But I failed you I wasn’t strong enough to get us both out So I left you there Treading Getting tired Going under You alone In your bottle That you would have That you could have Never given up for me
I Love You.
haha..you made me wanna lala..
Haarp And Weather Modification
ANGELS DON'T PLAY THIS HAARP Advances in Tesla Technology by Jeanne Manning and Dr. Nick Begich The U.S. Government has a new ground-based "Star Wars" weapon which is being tested in the remote bush country of Alaska. This new system manipulates the environment in a way which can: Disrupt human mental processes. Jam all global communications systems. Change weather patterns over large areas. Interfere with wildlife migration patterns. Negatively affect your health. Unnaturally impact the Earth's upper atmosphere. The U.S. military calls its zapper HAARP (High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program). But this skybuster is not about the Northern Lights. The device will turn on lights never intended to be artifically manipulated. The following is a selection from the book and video. MESSING WITH 'MOTHER EARTH' AND HER KIDS ELECTROMAGNETICALLY! A BRIEF HISTORY OF EVENTS & DISCOVERIES 1886-8: Nikola Tesla invents system of Alternating Current power source and transmission system. As 60-
Question
Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 Other PPL > > 1.Would u fuck me? > answer: > > 2.What position would u ........ want me to have u in? > answer: > > 3.Would u give me head/eat me out? > answer: > > 4.Would u fuck me hard? > answer: > > 5.Would u fuck me the first night u met me? > answer: > > 6.Give me a naked pic? > answer: > > 7.Would u fuck me in the shower? > answer: > > 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then fuck me? > answer: > > 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? > answer: > > 10.What makes u want 2 fuck me? > answer: > > 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we fucked? > answer: > > 12.Where would u fuck me @? > answer: > > 13.Would u fuck me in front of people? > answer: > > 14.Would u fuck me again and again? > answer: > > 15.Would u fuck me in the rain? > answer: > > 16.Would u mind if we fucked like ........ stars? > answer: > > 17.Would u have phone sex with me? > answer: > > 18.If i g
Ignorance Hurts
at work we have safty devices that can save lives well i chose to ignoe it.I RAN MY MACHINE WITHOUT THE SAFTY BARS IN . A POLE CAME LOOSE AND FELL OUT OF THE CHUCK.i tryed to stop it and it landed on me hand and broke it .thank god thats all that happened it could have killed somone
Any Harder
Any Harder It's not enough, When you try to sleep, And you're racing through my head. It's not enough, When you're in so deep, That I'm drowning in my bed. And I know that, Life never takes you where you want to, Go and you just miss things moving faster. But it looks like everything will be alright, If you just don't make things harder, And tonight I'll find a way to make it right, If you don't make things harder. It's not enough, When you try to sleep, And you're thinking of the past. Is it never enough, When all you want, Is a sign that this will last. And you know that, I'm thinking thoughts of you and, Know I thought things turn to disaster. And it looks like everything will be alright, If you just don't make things harder, And tonight I'll find a way to make it right, If you don't make things harder. It's alright, Ok, We'll get through another day, It's alright, Ok, We'll get through another day. Looks like everything will be alr
Playmate's Ramblings
Well Good Morning To you all!! Nice to meet you all... Another site, another Blog..WooHoo Just wannt to intoduce myself a little... Busty,Sassy, Outspoken BBW. Just looking for play friends and fun adult times...Nothing to big... If your married and you wanna play with me..wife needs to be there!!!!! only way I play w/married men...NO EXCUSES If your single and wanna play..then ya better have the energy and the experience to back it up...This redhead likes sex..and doesnt want a 3 minute man or woman... Enjoy mu pic's..keep rating so i can post the good ones...HeeHee Playmate Cum leaves some Love for me... XOXOOXOX
Single For Life???
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Passion
A moonlit night seems so right As we embrace our hearts start to race I stare into your eyes they do hypnotize As you give me a kiss I remember all I miss You lead me inside my eyes open wide Candles lit everywhere I can't help but stare You tell me out of the blue that you want my wishes to come true As you lower me to the floor wanting to fulfill my dreams and more Your hands all over me I feel so wild and free These feelings of desire setting me on fire Naked with no shame we begin our lovers game Setting our emotions free there is no other place I want to be Skin against skin this is the sweetest sin hands and mouths roaming everywhere making magic here and there Of this we will never tire as we take each other higher Hearing each other moan please baby make me your own As we become one oh this is so much fun Bodies starting to sweat this is a night we will never forget Feeling the flames of our fire unleashed passion and desir
Where Does Is End
Well as this is my first blog here, let me just begin by saying, Meh... You let...no i say allow some one to enter your heart......especially when you told yourself after the last time that no one will ever make you feel like that again. and then it happens, she comes into your life, some one that is absolutely perfect for you...smart, intelligent funny, gorgeous eyes, a mind that comprehends what you say, a pesonality that just CLICKS! for you....I could look at the perfect future and see, not just see, but hear, smell, KNOW what is possible, and know that with this person, anything would be, is possible. she would be the muse to my inspiration, the light to my soul, the perfect match......and then......slam, it comes down the door, the gate, the barricade....what is a guy to do, an intelligent introspect guy that i am, what can i do when i look at the bleakness and see myself wandering alone in the vast desert of a wasteland that fills my soul and heart and mind....nothingness fil
Events
Just to let my friends and family know.... ....I'm leaving tonight...... Later tonight 10 of us are piling into a passenger van and starting the 30 plus Hr road trip to Miami, FL. Jumping on the Cruise Ship Sun, for 7 days. Then, the following Sun, enjoying the wonderful Road Trip yet again. I hope all goes well, It's a big family venture, and we all know how those end up!!! (lol) It will be Me, My wife and Two of her sisters, their husbands, Two nephews (2 & 14yrs), one niece (7yrs.), and of course my beautiful daughter (10yrs)(the only one that I'm NOT worried about having fun with)(lol) Well either way, wish me luck, and show me some love in my absence..... J.
This Will Make You Think
This will give you chills... Body: AFTER A FEW OF THE USUAL SUNDAY EVENING HYMNS, THE CHURCH'S PASTOR SLOWLY STOOD UP, WALKED OVER TO THE PULPIT AND, BEFORE HE GAVE HIS SERMON FOR THE EVENING, HE BRIEFLY INTRODUCED A GUEST MINISTER WHO WAS IN THE SERVICE THAT EVENING. IN THE INTRODUCTION, THE PASTOR TOLD THE CONGREGATION THAT THE GUEST MINISTER WAS ONE OF HIS DEAREST CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AND THAT HE WANTED HIM TO HAVE A FEW MOMENTS TO GREET THE CHURCH AND SHARE WHATEVER HE FELT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE FOR THE SERVICE. WITH THAT, AN ELDERLY MAN STEPPED UP TO THE PULPIT AND BEGAN TO SPEAK. 'A FATHER, HIS SON, AND A FRIEND OF HIS SON WERE SAILING OFF THE PACIFIC COAST ,' HE BEGAN. 'WHEN A FAST APPROACHING STORM BLOCKED ANY ATTEMPT TO GET BACK TO THE SHORE. THE WAVES WERE SO HIGH, THAT EVEN THOUGH THE FATHER WAS AN EXPERIENCED SAILOR, HE COULD NOT KEEP THE BOAT UPRIGHT AND THE THREE WERE SWEPT INTO THE OCEAN AS THE BOAT CAPSIZED.' THE OLD MAN HESITATED FOR
Tarot
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Poem
The bruises have disappeared But the pain is still there I now comepletely fear The man who told me he did care. In my mind, i replay the fight And wonder why this happened to me. In my mind i know it is not right To beat on a women so vigorously. How can true love turn like this What did i do that was so wrong? A love like this i know i won't miss so why do i continue to play the same old song? I love the man with all of my heart. For him i would have done everything i could. But now i know we have to part, I've put up with more than i should. Pain like this can last a life time I only hope to never again be misused. one day, some day i'll be fime iknow not physically but mentally, forever i'll be bruised COPYRIGHT 2008 HEATHER M. SCHUBERT
Poetry
Lonely are the nights Lonely are the days Lonely am I, in so many ways Lonely are the seasons Lonely are the years So lonely am I, that it brings tears. Lonely is this place Lonely is my life Lonely am I, that I reach for a knife Lonely is this court room Lonely is my sentence So lonely am I that I ask for repentance.
Movie Trailers
I want to see this movie!!!! In case ya didn't figure it out like me and JoMama press the little play button in the left hand corner, lmao
The Self In Self Expression
I don't expect you of all people to understand my actions. I know how strange it all must seem, you would be right in not hearing me out but if you could just please allow me the opportunity to explain my actions and how this situation came into being. My name is Marlane, I was an art student, and a struggling one you might say. I was unhappy with the way things were going, not unhappy with my life or anything just stuff general. I suppose I was just like any young girl would be though. I wasn't suicidal or troubled really; I just was not entirely satisfied. I was just a rather introspective and shy person. I have always felt alone, and art seemed to be my one comfort, my one escape. It seemed that no one understood me; I've never really belonged anywhere else. I felt normal though, perhaps even that I was the only normal one, it was others that were different. I guess, well no, I know how this all started, I was in my painting 132 class. I was just sitting there; painting a pictur
Bad Weather
suppose to be getting up to 14inches of snow here. Its already getting nasty out..and I have to be at work at 3. The boys are getting out a hour early from school..and my mom n law is suppose to come down to get them. I am wondering if I should call off.. or what. I know they will probably need me in there..but my posistion is not that extreme as them needing nurses there. Ughhh
Who Wants Some Fu Bucks
Who Wants FU Bucks Ok here is my comp, I have a folder that contains 100 Scenery Pictures. All you have to do is Rate them either a 10 or 11 & I will give you 2500 fu bucks, Rate 10 or 11 & Comment & I will give you 5000 fu bucks. Just message me when you have done. Just Click the link below to take you to the first picture Thanks Dave
Totally Fucked
well once again life has taken a huge shit on me....i was supposed to move to pennsylvania this weekend and now that plan has been shot all to pieces, can live with my ex anymore cuz shes close to be evicted and now im about o be homeless once again....My family cant help me at all! Damnit! Why does my life keep getting fucked up....what the hell did i do to deserve all this bad luck?? Im so very close to committing suicide and ending mky shitty life and trying again in the next life....maybe i wont have such bad luck next time around. (rate and comment)
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Have You Ever...
This is the feeling i get around this wonderfull woman. I love you with all my heart Hope. You're simply perfect. To really love a woman To understand her You gotta know her deep inside Hear every thought See every dream And give her wings when she wants to fly And when you find yourself Lying helpless in her arms You know you really love a woman When you love a woman You tell her that she’s really wanted When you love a woman You tell her that she’s the one She needs somebody To tell her that it’s gonna last forever So tell me have you ever really Really really ever loved a woman To really love a woman Let her hold you Do you know how she needs to be touched ? You gotta breath her Really taste her To you can feel her in your blood Then when you can see your unborn children in her eyes You know you really love a woman When you love a woman You tell her that she’s really wanted When you love a woman You tell her that she’s the one She
Blah Blah Blah And More Blah!
Well people I guess I have finally succumbed to the annoyance and pettiness of this site we call Fubar. The more and more I log in, the more I wonder WTF am I getting myself into. I have been here for quite awhile and have saw it go from Lost Cherry, to Cherry Tap and now what we call Fubar. Well out of all the names I think FUBAR fits BEST! Yep, seems to me half this fukers are Fuked Up BeyonD All Recognition or Repair whichever or BOTH...TRUE STORY! I love all my friends, even the phony ones but I have decided I need a DETOX. No I am not deleting, thats just stupid. I worked hard enough to get where I am and will be damn if I start over unless they delete my sh*t on their own LOL. But I will say that I have never been on a site where DAILY bullsh*t is as common as everyone's default being a tit pic. All of us are old enough yet instead we act like the kids we gave birth to. Not all this applies to everyone because I have met WONDERFUL people on here. They know who they are and i
Explain This To Me!
This is going to be long, and well probably not very pretty, but I feel it has to be said. Although I value everyone’s opinion, don’t expect yours to sway mine. That being said... I find myself in a very difficult situation. You see I found FuBar, then CT, through my wife, and found it to be a very enjoyable place to spend my time. I'm an over the road truck driver, who happens to enjoy an open relationship with his lovely wife. Fu allows me to meet various individuals in all the wonderful cities that I get to frequent. A few months ago, a friend invited me to this lounge, The Ace Café Terror Brothers Radio. Man what a fantastic place to kill my days. So many wonderful people, all adults, great staff, man, it was like heaven on the net. But as time progressed I found things that well to be honest kinda left a bad taste in my mouth so to speak. The friend that actually invited me just up and left fu for no apparent reason. Not just the room, but the whole site. I had tho
Love??
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Useless Stuff I Think Of
I definitely don't want a man to be head over heels for me... But I will turn into a lunatic if he's not. I don't want him to pine over me and turn into a sap.. But, dammit, I WANT ALL HIS ATTENTION. How does that country song go.. "Everytime I get what I want, I come unsatisfied.. Good is good but could be better... " Holy crap, I am a total nutjob. It really sucks when you come to realize that you have more in common with the new straight-jacket Britney Spears than you do with the old hot bodied one that you used to pray all through high school would gain 100 lbs. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! I don't want to date. I don't want to fall in love.. I just want a man to be there when I call that I can do the couple stuff with. Like sleep with. And go on vacations.. I don't have time for courtship.. I don't have time for feelings.. I just want a relationship where I'm the only woman he's with, he's the only man that I'm with. We go to work.. We have dinner with the kid
Bbw's Rock My World!
There is nothing sweeter than big chunky women. Its about time the world recognizes them as true sex symbols. If you are a voluptuos woman, feel free to contact me anytime....
Bonann Will Agree
Bounty Hunters make the best lovers they have the cuffs, the stick and the gun is always loaded.
Never Say "i Love You"
Never Say "I Love You" If You Really Don't Care Never Talk About Feelings If They Aren't Really There Never Hold My Hand If Your Gonna Break My Heart Never Say Your Going To..... If You Don't Plan To Start Never Look Into My Eyes If All Your Gonna Do Is Lie... Never Say "Hi" If You Really Mean "Goodbye" If You Really Mean Forever Then Say You Will Try Never Say Forever Cause Forever Makes Me CRY!!! *By AnArmyOfOne*
Respect Or Lack There Of!
READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP! masterdomi...: believe me, gagging when looking at your lard ass does not require cock thinking. ->masterdomi...: i am sorry that you do not know how to treat a women. how hard is it for a man to think with his brain and not his dick? masterdomi...: yes and I am sure you are called air bags for reasons other than your big fat floppy juggs laid out all over the internet too....you sluts lay your fat asses out for the world to see and when you get a comment you get pissed off......kiss my ass fat bitch ->masterdomi...: they are not showen all over the internet like most of the whores on here. atleast i have enough self respect to keep my clothes on in all my pictures masterdomi...: hey, flop your fat juggs out for the whole world to see and what do you expect. ->masterdomi...: good bye you disrespectful jerk masterdomi...: nice fat juggs I AM SORRY IF ANYTHING THAT I SAID UPSETS ANYONE BUT BEING TREATED LIKE THIS MAKES ME VERY UPSET!
Good Friday Agreement
July 1969 through 31 December 1993 [Based upon the revised figures of the Belfast Independent Research Group ] According to the Belfast Independent Research Group, 3,285 people lost their lives as a direct result of this latest phase of the Anglo/Irish conflict. The vast majority of deaths occurred in the Six Northeastern Counties of British Occupied Ireland. The political violence in these six, small counties of Ireland with a million and one-half people has meant that 1 out of every 500 citizens has been killed. In American terms, it would be the equivalent of 500,000 deaths, 10 Viet Nams. This slaughter is a direct result of the politically motivated gerrymander of Ireland to solve the very short term needs of British political interests. The Bare Facts The bare facts are that of the 3, 285 deaths in the conflict from July 1969 to December 1993, Republicans have killed 1,928, Loyalists 911, British forces 357, Irish Republic forces have killed 3 and "others" [de
Help Me Get To Fu Queen
I HAVE EXACTLY 2 MORE DAYS LEFT ON MY VIP, I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO BECOME FU QUEEN BEFORE MY VIP RUNS OUT. I HELP SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANYYYYYYYYYYYYY PEOPLE ON HERE, NOW IS WHEN I WOULD LIKE THE FAVOR IN RETURN. YOU ALL KNOW LOVE WILL BE RETURNED BY ME. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. CLICK MY PIC BELOW. THANK YOU!!! HRTOFGOLD ~ &hearts Hrtofgold &hearts ~@ fubar
Advice From Candy
Q: It's been forcibly brought to my attention that I suck at arguing. I'm not nice, and I just suck at it. According to an online quiz I took with a grain of salt, I am a destructive arguer. Needless to say, I have GOT to change this. I'm going to look up books, articles and such that hopefully can help me. If the stuff I find doesn't help, I will go see a therapist. Do you have anything to recommend? A: Seems like your trying to get help in this but I think seeing a therapist on an issue like this is not necessary. It's not important in life to be "good" at arguing. And online quizzes (unless made by professionals in love, life and relationships) ARE to be taken with a grain of salt. It's more important to figure out why there is arguing and how to fix the situation. The last thing we should worry about in life and in our relationships is being a good at arguing we need to learn to be good at loving, caring, and having compassion. A really great book if you are wanting to
Attractive....maybe
What is and what is not attractive is defined personally but society does play a role. It is very interesting to me because with this subject matter we all define what is and what is not attractive, differently. But as most of you know, what you find attractive now will most likely change as you get older and as you go through different stages of your lives. One thing that is very interesting is that we all tend to follow "social norms" when it comes to attraction. For example, if the majority of girls in high school think the quarterback is attractive then other girls will tend to think that way. George Clooney has been around for a very long time, why all of a sudden do we all think he is attractive? Sure he is a good looking guy, but he has always been a good looking guy, so what has changed? Because, he is now popular and we tend to follow the social norms when it comes to our perception of what is and what is not attractive. Of course there are many of you who disagree and think
11 Rules Of Fubar
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu
Rules Of The South
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right; your head isn't crooked. And always remove it @ the dinner table no matter where that may be. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You just better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday, held the closest Saturda
My Day Today
Ok here has been my day lol its been a gr8 day so i decided to share it with all y'all :D First i had a lie in this morning but once 9 am got here i woz up and made a few moves of chess :D Then wen my kids dad got back with Ryan (my youngest) i went to my local garage and fixed Ryans bike lol (he needed the seat and handlebars putting higher as with the training wheels) then wen i got back i re coloured my hair (only the roots lmao :D ) then i went out for the aftanoon When i got back i picked my other son (6yr old Patrick) from school and took him down to the park to learn how to ride WITHOUT training wheels :D and while we woz out had a lovely dinna at the diner in the park :D Then we had a lovely evening watching a movie .... wow now lol i think just about covers it :D
Fu-own Vee!!!!
You know you want to....LOL... Click on my pic and go from there... Check this out!! I'll make it even sweeter still to own me! I'll increase the length of time to 1 month for all involved...AND I'll rate ALL your pics 11s during Happy Hour each week!! How's THAT?:D
You Suck
To the so few who think im some game or piece of ass,i don't need you sending me bullshit mail telling me crap & i sure as hell don't need down in the mouth asswipes,you know who you are & i have put up with your shit for years even before this freaky lil sex starved derogative site came about,which yes i find so belittling,thats why my pics are mine if i make them private then thats my choice,i love my body but i choose who sees it & if you don't like it go jump cause i don't give a damn & another thing ask yourself what love is instead of throwing it around like its some game don't tell someone you love them cause your a lonely ass,get a life this is virtual reality at its best,love is real go find it & learn. I am done with my bitch session,i am such a good bitch when i wanna be. Regards Me :p
Please Help A Brother Firefighter.
below is a link for a fellow firefighter who was criticly hurt last week and for some reson his insurance is giving him problems. He was battling a house fire last sunday, where during the fire fight he was burned baddly "over 40% of his body." He and his partner were in a living room fighting the fire and a gas line from out side the structure vented into the house and burned him pretty bad. we are trying to raise some money to help his family out so they can survive. If you can help great. We are also have some fill the boot fundraisers, and car washes all over the state. so if you see one be sure to stop in. Below is a link to paypal. all the funds are going directly to his family. https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_flow&SESSION=_LpvOuHlkAT6rRZXW1LBL-m5TgSpR8hfMleao_xXFKidflk8JgEvXYh_Cpa&dispatch=5885d80a13c0db1f35bed810ca29224194ca8b1b097b67190a72a7a4da266138. His E-Mail is code_3_life@yahoo.com. All of us firemen hope you can help, Thank you
Stupid People That Thing A Gun Will Solve Ur Problems...
ok butterfly34 here on fubar has a ex hubby whos a nut , her idea is grab the kids and get a gun and shoot him when he comes for her, i tried to tell her its nto that simple and she said she liked the pretty green one , i told her that you would liek a pretty one and that guns are not something that you pick out because there pretty, i told her that i know a hell of a lot about guns i mean i have been a cop for 4 years i am a counter sniper and an air force secuarity forces air police investigator, i have been to iraq 4 times i carry a gun nearly everyday and she says she donsent need my help , she addmitted to me she not only dosent know how to shoot but has no clue abotu guns yet by the end of our convo , i was an asshole and a jerk and i was blocked because i kinda joked about the fact she admits to haveing no clue about guns but she wil get one and kill him lol so who may i ask is the idiot?, all i asked her to do is let me help her so innocent ppl other then her target didnt get k
For Alyssa And Asia
The Magic Butterfly by Crazydave Flying high in the sky, without a care in the world, Janet the magical butterfly soared up and down. Looking and hoping for someone to play with. Up and down, round and round she flew, looking into all the gardens as she flew. Then out in front of her she saw Alysaa and Asia playing in their back garden. Swooping down she landed on the rose bush at the back of the garden. "Hello Alysaa and Asia", she said, "Do you fancy playing a game with me?" "Who said that?" wondered Asia Alysaa just looked puzzled, as she heard the voice as well. "It's me I'm Janet, down on the rose bush at the bottom of the garden. Both Girls looked at each other and ran the whole length of the garden, stopping smartly beside the roses. "Hello" said the Girls excitedly, "We didn't know butterflies could talk and how did you know our names". By now the Girls were giggling away to themselves. "I'm a magical butterfly, who goes around to play with chil
Auctions
ok we are going to go slow with this any one man or woman wants to get in this acution hit up me up on the shout box or pvt. mesg. me if you want in you have to let me know what you will offer this will will start ethier monday or tuesday depending on how many join right now 10 is the max i will take thaxs
This Was Written For Me
As I stand tap tap tapping @ your hotel room door,I find myself thinking back to the first time I saw you on a silly lil website called FUBAR.A vision of beauty w/long blonde hair,the kinda hair that makes me wanna pull you close just so I can smell its bouquet.Amazing blue eyes that have this exotic appeal to them.the kind of eyes that make me melt when I think of their sparkle,and a mouth that I could kiss forever.After chatting for months online the day has arrived when we finally get to meet.I hear u call out,"Just a second",from the other side of the door and the sound of your voice makes my heart skip a beat.Moments later the door opens and we stand face to face for the first time,both of us smiling like school kids on the last day of class.I enter your suite carrying my massage table and a duffle bag,and let them drop so I can squeeze you hello.as we hug I breathe in your scent,ahhh the scent of a woman,and find myself intoxicated for a moment,by the lovely smell and the feel of
Poems By Me
Alone siting in the dark, There's not even a sound. I look up to see, Stars shining all around. She lies here Safe in my arms. Does she know I could never harm? Its a love That I've never known. All these feelings I was never shown. I love her So dear and true Because without her My life would still be blue!
My Youtube Advice Show
SO I'M STARTING A YOUTUBE ADVICE SHOW AND I WANT EVERYONE TO EMAIL TOPICS AND QUESTIONS THEY THINK R IMPORTANT. THE TOPICS CAN BE ABOUT ANYTHING. I HOPING TO START IT MAYBE IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS. IF I'M NOT TOO BUSY WITH OTHER THINGS. SO SEND YOUR COMMENTS AND TOPICS TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS pynkpryncess22@hotmail.com or pynkpryncess22@yahoo.com I HOPE TO HERE FROM YOU ALL REAL SOON. STAY BLESSED PEOPLE.
My Rant
Here is my rant and then Im done....Over the passed 6 months Ive had some eye opening and heart breaking experiences that have basically rocked my world and taught me a few things.....1-never fully trust anyone unless they are your spouse/soulmate because they are the ones that are ALWAYS there for you no matter what....2-take things at face value....3-follow your gut instincts they are rarely ever wrong....4-If you believe in something dont back down just because someone doesnt agree...5-Always be willing to talk and listen to others because you never know if things can be fixed and 6-dont believe everything your told, if you have doubts ASK! And on that note I have made changes in my life and Ive stopped letting ppl walk all over me, I dont bottle things up, if I have a problem I will voice it instead of letting it stew and fester like so many do. Im working hard on trying to fix the things that are wrong in my life right now, between really missing my dad and wishing he was here
Contest
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Im In An Auction!!
Ok people!! Im in my first auction so please come either support me or at least share this with your friends and fans!! Crystyn :D
Ur Tagged!
Once u have been tagged,u have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things,facts or habits bout ur self.At the end,u choose at least 5 ppl to b tagged,list in their names.Dont forget to leave comment that sayz,"ur it!" on their profile & ask them to read ur blog.U cant tag the person who tagged u. 1. Im 5'5" 2. I am an Aunt to 11 children 3. I am the Godmother to 5 children 3. I quit smoking ten years ago 4. I live in Pittsburgh 5. I have 3 brothers and 2 sisters 6. I am a radiation therapist 7. I was a total Daddy's girl 8. I love scary movies 9. I have great friends 10.I hate to be cold. 1. Kaydez 2. Jake 3. Urfunny 4. Blazed 5. Greendolphin
Hottest Male Tattoo Contest!!!
HOTTEST MALE TATTOO CONTEST --- don't miss it! Contest begins MONDAY MARCH 10TH at 7 p.m. central standard time and ends MONDAY MARCH 17TH at midnight central standard time. So let me know which picture you want me to put in my contest folder. Make sure you TELL all your friends, so they can come and rate the hell out of you First prize: win a month-long VIP! Second prize: $250,000 fubux Third prize: $100,000 fubux Remember - send me a private message if you want to join the contest and SHOW OFF YOUR HOT TAT to all of Fubar! GOOD LUCK! If your checking this out, you may want to check out my Fu-family and fu-Top friends ,some of the very best people on Fubar ....you may want to Rate /Fan and add them all...They Rock Big Time ! I know you’ll love them all, I certainly do...
Check It Out !!!!!!
Stop on in and check out the Spankers lounge great tunes and live DJ who is also part of the best Bombing family on the Fu ,The Spankers. Gemini is live Sun 7-9pm....Wed 9-11pm....Thurs 8-11pm (all EST) and when there is no live DJ we have music playing all the time.. She is also live in the Hocking Radio Lounge just click either one of these links and enjoy a good Spanking and great time !!!! here is the Spankers Link 'The Spankers Lounge And here is the Hocking radio Lounge link HockingRadio Lounge
Lovin' A Black Man....
Real talk (how to love a black man) My girl sent me this, thought I would share it!! Guess I'm not doing all this, that's why I'm alone!! lol The first thing you must understand there is no easy way to love a black man.You have got to figure him out. Learn what he is about and know he is someone you can not live without. Then kill him with kindness, shower him with sweetness but never let him mistake your kindness for weakness. It is hard for him to give himself to you so be appreciative of the little things he tries to do. Let him know he can confide in you and in return he will not have to hide things from you. So be supportive , be his friend not his foe .When he makes a mistake do not say I told you so. Be understanding not demanding. Let him unwind, he faces a world of rain. So be his sunshine. Do not get to cozy in the comfort zone, you will take him for granted and end up alone. Keep love exciting and new, go the extra mile. Keep finding
Missin Him
Memories of being near To someone special who I wish was still here. Someone who’s smiling face Seemed to make all our problems erase When I see a pure white dove All I can think of is his love I think of all the walks holding hands All the talks and all the plans. How I wish for one more day If he would only stay Someone who now is gone Yet his memory goes on and on.
True Gas Tips This Works!!
With the price of gas right now, just wanted to pass on some tips to help save some money! TIPS ON PUMPING GAS I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline but here in California we are also paying higher, up to $3.50 per gallon. But my line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon. Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose, CA we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening
Me
Auction opens March 7th @12 eastern and runs for 1 week. Check out all these wonderful people below in Sweet Judy's auction.... Be sure to stop by and place your bid ... Person with the most rates gets 100,000 fu-bucks so if you're not the bidding type atleast rate your favorite! Lets all have fun and make some good offers to fu-own your favorite man or woman...
Its Me
how people can act so damn immature after shit that happened way over a year ago. all that stupid shit amuses me haha thats all for now. need sleep gonna be long day tomorrow
Words Of Wisdom
There's a balance you have to learn, between being able to do a little of everything, and therefore nothing at all real well, and becoming overspecialized and completely useless outside your specialization. Learning that balance is, I've always believed, part of becoming an adult. I figure I'm about twenty years overdue to learn it. - Walter Slovotsky {Joel Rosenberg "The Road To Evenhor"} Boldness is like a condom. If you rely on it all the time, no matter how good it is, and no matter how good you are, eventually it will break.- Walter Slovotsky {Joel Rosenberg "The Road Home"} Waiting around isn't an annoyance; in the right hands, it's an art form.- Walter Slovotsky {Joel Rosenberg "The Road Home"} I always have a fallback position, whenever I take a risk: if all else fails, I'll die horribly, at great length, in great pain. Mind you, it's not a good fallback position . . . - Walter Slovotsky {Joel Rosenberg "The Road Home"} Serendipity isn't jus
The Man I Want...
Every time I look at him, I'll simply stare in amazement at his beauty. When I'm away from him, I will have him on my mind constantly. When I'm troubled, he will honestly want to know why and how he can help. When I have successes, he will truly be happy for me. When I'm sad, he'll hold me and reassure me. When I'm tired and sore, he will rub my aching muscles. When I'm feeling like a party, he'll call all the coolest people to come by. When I travel, he will gladly go with me. When I am horny, he will drive me wild! When my kids needs help, he will always offer. He will respect me, my children, my career, and my home. He will appreciate all I do for him. He will understand me. He will be willing to talk to me about how he feels deep down inside. He will be my best friend. He will be my partner. I will treat him like my King. He will treat me like his Queen. Wonder if I'll ever find someone like this?
Adult-the Encounter -adult
The Encounter - Erotica I walk into the room, as the flames of a hundred candles cast shadows on the walls. I see your silhouette against the soft satin sheets. The flames reflect from your eyes as you stare upon my body. Your soft but gentle writhing motion makes me yearn for you . As I climb into the bed, never taking my eyes from you, I come up close to you gently brushing the hair from your eyes and gently pull you up to me and brush my lips against yours. I can feel the sexual tension pouring from your body as I kiss you again. Unable to stand it you gently pull my head to yours and envelope me in a kiss that could melt ice. The passion between is just overwhelming Our tongues intertwine as the mash together, seeking, exploring ,tasting . I then kiss your cheeks, your eyes, and then to your head. I then slow and deliberatly move to your neck, moving my lips sliding from the nape of your neck to that little spot behind your ear. Back and forth, back and forth... I hear a
Auctions
Rules: 1) To be in the auction submit atleast 1 photo of yourself that is respectably tasteful. 2) Voters will vote on each one on different days, no asking to vote on the other women if you don't want the current one then wait. 3) Voting is comments only, I will review the votes and if it is not in form i will give then you don't get the person. 4) This first auction is only women. Men will be run by my female friend Jamie when she gets time to. Examples of a good vote: I will give 5 fubucks for "Amy". 5 fubucks. Examples of bad vote: I will give her a good f*cking. 5 Anybody interested please shout at me or message me.
Im In Nude Aution Come Place Bids
to all my friends im in a nude aution you must frist add the host of it to freinds bid on who ever you want. heres the host Military Supporter... click here Military Supporter & Lonely Lover*~Fu Owned by Big Poppa J~*@ fubar
Rouge Bombers Giveaway
For Those Of You Who Have Taken Me Wrong
i AM NOT TRYING TO START MY OWN CREW. i PUT BUNNY IN MY NAME BECAUSE I LIKE PLAYBOY BUNNY SHIT I AM A FREAK WITH IT. HAZEL AND I DID HAVE A SISTER LUONGE CALLED THE PLAYGIRLZ BUT THAT WAS JUST FOR FUN. I AM TRUE TO MY DB CREW AND DO NOT WANT TO START MY OWN THING AT ALL. I AM SORRY I SUGGESTED IT. PLEASE DONT PUT BUNNY IN YOUR NAME. PLAYGIRLZ IS CLOSED NOW. I LOVE YOU ALL AND I'M NO TMAD AT ANYBODY. I HOPE YOU ALL UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING AND ARNT MAD AT ME OR HAVE ILL FEELINGS TOWARDS ME. I AM STILL ONE THE DB'S AND WILL BE FOR LIFE. AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU DONT LIKE ME ANYWAY BUT THATS OK YOU DON HAVE TO. THE DB'S ARE MY FAMILY AND THAT IS REAL. LOVE YOU ALL!!! FEEL FREE TO COMMENT OR PRIVATE MESSAGE ME!!! ^5 33333333333/ ^ 5 44444444
Whatever
n-e-wayz hey ppl what is going on? this is my frist day on ere and still a lil confused on some things but i am sure i'll figerthem out so yeah if any on y a ahave a my spce account look me up at miss_irratated_mommy@yahoo.com.well i don't have much 2 say i was just letting ppl know what is up. so yeah just hit me up some timettyl.byes.
Darkravenstar
I live like the words that I write. Don't misunderstand the poems as anything other then words on a page, feelings and thought expressed on paper... well in this case on blog. If you have questions... ask... I tell no tales but the ones in my script.
Random Convoz On Yahoo Voice Confrence
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Current Events Group On Icq
There is a Current Events board at ICQ. It is for people that want to freely express themselves about things happening in the world today and in the past. Anyone is welcome to join. No one will be denied. Just join the board, you don't have to post anything if you don't want to. http://www.icq.com/groups/index.php?act=show_group&group_id=553
Bomb Away Baby!
I am in a contest and could really use all of my friends help! Just click the link below and bombs away :) Thanks everyone!
I Hate Life
well one day i fit in with a crowd now, i feel like i am in my whole little world. idk about fitting in with patty and walter little family , or hanging out with marvin,nikki, and ben. feels like i am just in the middle. know not hanging out with marvin and nikki dont help much. with patty and walter , seem like they just care for mizzy and the twins, like im not in with it. OH i fucken hated work, anna letting mizzy lide, and lizzie was being a bitch she always going up front talking up there and going into grill doing what she wants and anna just let her do that and i mainly do most of the work. well its ok i am finding a day job too, i will be working my ass off , and move out of my mom house and then idk what to do maybe stay in my own little world.
Omg I Had The Scare Of My Life Tonight
My youngest son took of with his friends tonight one after being told not to so he is in trouble for that so i went to work and had to come home casue i couldnt hardly get around because we are under blizzard attacks right now of snow we have gain almost 14 inches right now and it is still comeing down hard and ya cant see well my kid and some other kids got lost in the blizzard and we couldnt find them i am so sick to my stomach now i cant stand it the feeling i got when i got the call they was lost just made my heart drop to the floor .. after 3 hours we found them all there ok there just cold and scared maybe as much as i was ...I have sat and cried casue of all the bad thoughts going thur my head i dont think they know just how bad they scared everyone really ..so needless to say i have had a very streeful day on top of this happening several other things has happened and i think it finally broke this camels back .. so hug your child every night kiss them when you can tell them yo
2 Firefighters Make The Ultimate Sacrifice Today - 03/07/2008
2 Salisbury Firefighters Killed Battling Woodmill Fire Last Edited: Friday, 07 Mar 2008, 9:56 PM EST Created: Friday, 07 Mar 2008, 10:49 AM EST FOX8 News SideBar Related Items Videos By CHAD TUCKER FOX8 News SALISBURY, N.C. (AP) -- Two firefighters died Friday and three others were injured while battling a massive fire that heavily damaged a woodworking company in central North Carolina. Salisbury Fire Chief Rick Parnell said Justin Monroe, 19, and Victor Isler, 40, died from injuries suffered while trying to contain the fire at Salisbury Millworks. Two other firefighters who suffered first- and second-degree burns were treated at Rowan Regional Medical Center and released. A third firefighter, Capt. Rick Barkley,suffered second- and third-degree burns. He is expected to be released this weekend from Wake Forest University Baptist Medical Center in Winston-Salem. "It's a deeply sad day in Salisbury today," Parnell said. "We lost two excellent firefighters. They a
Wtf Is The Deal?
What the fuck is up with assholes who are so cocksucking rude on MUMMS? Im not new to fubar, but I am new to Mumms, and I thought I would post a few to see what it was all about. I'll admit I really didnt know what to put in the first one or two. I saw the option to delete all the mean and rude comments, but as this is America, people (even stupid shit people) have the right to freedom of speech, which includes the right to their own opinion. At the same time, what the fuck is up with you assbags being so full of piss n vinegar? This is for all the pricks out there who have nothing better to do with their own sorry ass lame lifes than to dog someone else's, especially when the dumb fuck comment you leave has nothing to do with the mumm. Grow the fuck up cockwads! Tam
Lady Arwen And Carlos Wedding Bully 1
COME WITNESS THE EXCHANGING OF VOWS BETWEEN TO WONDERFUL PEOPLE TODAY, SATURDAY, MARCH 8, 2008 AT 9:00 P.M. PST, 12:00 MIDNIGHT EST, IN THE SIN CITY LOUNGE. THE HANDSOME GROOM BIZ AND THE GORGEOUS BRIDE LADY ARWEN THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION IS HOSTED BY DJ SLIM, PASTOR AND DJ HYPNOTIQ, MAID OF HONOR
Devorce
Well my marrige just turned ugly. I was working on it for a while butit just kept getting worse. I am trying to wait for the paper work to go through for my devorce 4 months left to file the request for a decition from the judge. In that time i just need to take some time away from the city that I live in. I think i'll go down to San Diego this weekend
Tattered Soul
Tattered Soul 1.my heart is endless unable to truly feel hate for any living being even for those who have wronged me, broken me, stabbed me, beaten me, and betrayed me and yet they do these things to me they do these things to my loved ones and yet still nothing not even anger truly only sadden and dishearten and yet those feelings don't last for more then a moment in time is it that I am simply content with the way things are or is it that i just dont care about anything any more or maybe I've just found a state of serenity for which drowns out all the anger,sorrow,pain,and doubt if this is the case then when did i gain this state when did i come to this path how did i gain this state of calm as everyone around me is smashed down to there very foundations while i come back down from my off of my high foundations and break them down so i can give them something stronger to build with again my heart is endless giving everything it has till there is nothing left and yet still finds m
Marie's Treasure
Creak of tight leather My breath did catch Delicate ears flooded with Your moans of pleasure At my behest Tall boots shine bright Slick with your sweat Flick of the wrist Groans of wonderment erupt At my decree Ample breasts spill forth Beckoning your adoring gaze Brushed against taunt skin Cries of intense joy At my command Soothing hand through hair Long legs do straddle Firm hand pulling forth Provocative words are whispered At my bidding Hands grip boots tight Blue eyes burn bright Hot breath does sear Sultry from moist lips At my prompting Slow dance in motion Brown eyes burn bright Teasing tongue does flick Knowingly invading Venus space At my word Sweat trails and drips Fingers tangled in hair Two locked in passion Leather creaks straps bind At your request... ~M~
Scabr.com
Tech blogging
Ms. B's Rants
Blog Bog
I just joined last night so trying to make my way around. I hate the ignorance you have when you first join a site but this, too, will pass. If anyone has tips about where things are, things you can do here, etc. I'd really appreciate it. xoxo, Marlana
Ducks
Why you shouldn’t step on ducks******************************* Three guys, Bob, Larry and Bill get to heaven. Before they enter, St. Peter warns them as follows: “We have only one rule here. Whatever you don't ever, ever, step on a duck. Once one quacks, they all do, and they make a terrible racket”. They enter heaven and sure enough, ducks are everywhere. They are thick under foot and hard to avoid. Despite his best efforts, Bob soon steps on one which sets up a din of quacking. So an angel comes up to him and chains a large, hairy, ugly woman to him for eternity, and says: “You know the rule. I told you not to step on a duck. This is your punishment”. Larry and Bill tiptoe around far more carefully from then on. But soon, inevitably, Larry steps on a duck and sets offthe usual din. An annoyed angel quickly appears and chains a hideous crone to him for eternity and says: “Rules are rules. I told you not to st
Mums
Been reading the mumms today. I have to admit..at times it is quite funny some of the rude comments..but other times..its just nasty. If you want to be humorous..try to do it with style. See so many people bitching over "and how does this make your mind up.?" kinda stuff. Well to tell you the truth.. if you really are waiting on a serious mumm.. you might get lucky to get 2 at the most in a days time. What would you be doing if not reading these mumms? I think any kinda mumm can be interesting for the fact you can go . chat..read comments,,, laugh at some..etc in them. It does get old at times to see the same kinda mumms day in and day out. If you don't like it.. don't read them. Whats the purpose in insulting people over there spelling ..etc? Just a few thoughts... of mine.
Wanna Fu-own Me?
My very 1st auction and I could use some bids. Rates are important also, person with the most wins 100,000 fu-bucks at the end. Below the picture link are the things I will offer to the winning bidder...Not a bad deal...so make those offers! This is what I am willing to do for the winning bid... so make it good.... 100 11s during HH Rate stash during HH Daily comment Keep you shitfaced 1 Bulletin pimpout Your link in About Me If you are a member or an owner of a lounge, I will subscribe to it Add to family for the month you own me IF THE BID INCLUDES A VIP OR 7 DAY OR BETTER BLAST: Additional 100 11's ...Total of 200 11's Permanent spot in blog Add to family for the month you own me All of the above included IF THE BID INCLUDES A HH: Additional 200 11's Total of 400 11's Rate all other pics 10's Special gift from the gift shop at the end of the month Crush you for the month Personal SFW salute Add to yahoo Add your name with mine as fu-owned b
Wanna Own Me?
ADD 2 this below listing..... (SFW) Salute & (SFW) personal call. WHO WANTS TO OWN ME!!!! CLICK THE PICTURE ABOVE (repost of original by '*~*DJ FIRE~*~ ERICA'S BF & FU HUSBAND~MANAGER 4 RELENTLESS RADIO~MEMBER of HOTTIES R US' on '2008-03-08 07:26:20')
"church Bulletins"
.Hi Hope you all get as much fun from this as I did.
Mistakes
Why can't we see the people we love the people we need why do we alway lose the ones we love by the stupid things we choose why is it always to late and the ones who loved us now only have hate why can't I get him out of my head with all these tears I cry and wish for my heart to mend why did you have to go away and why oh why did I not stay If only I could relive that moment in time you would still be mine
Air Force Bashers Beware !!
OK LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT FOR ALL YALL OUT THERE WHO SAY THE AIR FORCE SUCKS AND THAT THE ARMY AND MARINES ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO DO ANYTHIGN THATS TOTALY BULL S###....... IM AIR FORCE POLICE AND I HAVE 2 ARMY COMMENDATION MEDALS AND A ARMY COMBAT ACTION BADGE AND ONE NAVY/MARINE CORP COMMENDATION ALL FOR COMBAT IN THE 4 DEPLOYMENTS I HAVE DONE TO IRAQ ALL 8 MONTHS AND YEAH I MAY HAVE NOT BEEN THERE AS LONG BUT I HAVE ERNED THE RESPECT OF MORE SOLDIERS AND MARINES THEN MY OWN FELLOW AIRMAN. I HAVE HONORARY MEMBERSHIPS TO THE 3RD AND 4TH INFRENTRY DIVITIONS WITH THE ARMY SO FOR ALL YALL WHO SAY ALL THE AIR FORCE IS USELESS , EAT S### AND GO F### URSELF. IM SICK OF STUPID CIVILIANS AND OTHER MILITARY MEMBERS TELLING ME IM NOT GOOD BECAUSE IM NOT A MARINE OR ARMY TROOP. I CHOOSE AIR FORCE BECAUSE MY FAMILY IS ALL AIR FORCE I GOT A 98% ON MY ASVAB AND I WAS AIR FORCE S.E.R.E. B4 I GOT HURT IN ENDOC SO GET A LIFE AND STOP BASHING SIMPLY BECAUSE UR TOO STUPID TO ASK AND GET EDUCATED TO T
I Am All Yours
~*~COME OWN ME~*~Here Is Your Chance To Own Me All For Yourself...And If You Are The Winning Bid Then This Is What You Get...1. Owned By In Name2. Add To Fam/Top Friends3. Pimpout In Bully4. Link For Prof On My Page5. Rate All Pics/Stash During HH6. Prof Comments7. Personnal Salute8. Owner Eyes Only Pics9. Name In Status Bar10. Make My CrushDoes That Sound Good To You?In That Case You Know What To Do...Click The Pic To Go To AuctionAnd If The Bids Become Real Real NiceI Will Be Sure To Add Some Extra "SPECIAL" Stuff To My Offers.Perhaps Some Cam Time?Maybe A Phonecall?You Never Know Unless YouBid Bid Bid!!!JUMPINJOY2DAY~~~~2ND Alarm HOTTIE@ fubar
I Wanna Know What Love Is
Waiting For A Girl Like You
When You Love A Woman
My Birthday 3-9-08
=== 'Blue Dragon OWNED BY ABBY (Member Of TheSpankers)' spewed forth the following at '2008-03-08 12:34:22'.. > > > > > Say Happy Birthday > To a very sweet and sexy > Birthday Girl > > > > She’s a hottie and She’ll > bites if you ask > > > > > Mistress Get on Your Knees and BEG AKA Jenesa > @ fubar > > > > > >
Baby Girl
this my old profile that i cant get into couse i forgot my info to log in
What To Do Now...
my sister told me today that i might be an aunt and i was happy, but at the same time i wish it could be me. But i know its all in good time. I miss her alot and im extremely happy for her but like i said i wish it could be me. Anyways im moving and yes its offical. Im moving from Saint Joseph Mo where i have lived for like 19 years to hastings Nebraska. Exciting i know and the town is probably as big as from my house to north belt walmart here. and thats sad. anywyas if anyonw wants me to keep in touch tell me.
General Stuff
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird..... Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln . Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names
Hypocracy At Its Best :(
when and if you find someone.. whether it be in a club, a store.. at the mall or online. you get to know each other for a bit.. then suddenly you find yourself thinking of that person.. but then shit happens and things always change.. some often face a "no call no show" type of thing... he or she never speaks to you again... others experience the long distance relationships... you get to know the person even more over the phone.. internet.. through pictures and conversations of personal level... and then a problem comes into play.. they dont want you to do anything(virtually) but then you get curious and take a longer deeper look(well as far as you are able to) at what it is they do online as well... only to find that they themselves dont heed what it is that they asked you NOT to do.. they have.. take our fave FUBAR.. profiles of opposite gender who are in pictures that you are requested not to post yourself.. is that ok? for them to ask of you what they themselves dont
Shoes, Bikes And Girl Scout Cookies
The weekend off! Woot woot! 2 days of much needed r&r! As I was enjoying my morning cup of coffee, mmm the sweet nectar of life, I decided that today my old, worn out, stinky, thin as hell shoes would be replaced. Noon time I found myself at Kmarts. Yeah yeah,, I know,, Kmart shoes suck, but with limited funds and how rough I am on shoes, cheapies work just fine. I noticed that the girl scouts had set up camp inside the foyer of Kmart. I was carefull not to cast a glance that way. I did not want to buy cookies! Very good cookies,, but a bit overpriced for me. My plan was to skirt around someone as they were leaving, so i didnt have to tell the girl scouts " No! I dont want cookies!" Plan failed, this lil brown haired, big eyed cutie attacked me as i was trying to walk out. With those big brown eyes, and the " pwease mista, will you buy some cookies?" I was powerless, bought 3 boxes. As i was walking out I heard a "YES!!" coming from that lil cutie. She got me. When I got home, I had
I Need A Man!
WELL I AM A SINGLE WOMAN LOOKING FOR A REAL BLACK INTELLIGENT MAN - WHAT MATTERS WHAT IS IN YOUR HEART SO YOU CAN CATCH ME ON YAHOO MESSENGER honeybee7002001. I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE AND MAKING NEW FRIENDS I AM A PEOPLE PERSON.....I LIVE IN OKLAHOMA CITY AND I HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS THAT GOD COULD EVER GIVE ME........JUST GIVE ME A BUZZ AND SIGN MY GUESTBOOK AND MAY GOD BLESS EACH DAY OF YOUR LIFE TAKE CARE.....
Retarded-ness
I don't get why ppl get affended when other ppl look at the profile's. I mean what make's the difference. It is there to show ppl what you are like and lil tid bit's of your personallity. I love to go to other ppl's page's and see thing's. Not to get into there bizzness. So if you can't take that ppl look at your page to see how you are then either make it private from before or just don't make one at all. What Do you all think? Please give me some input! Thank's Tawnya
Words Of A Womans Love
Love is not something you share between two people, it's a feeling you get deep down in you soul. it's what puts butterflies in your stomach, or goose bumps on your arms. It's feelings you can't shake, it's what everyone is lookinf for. And I have found love in my life not just for the person I'm with but for everyone who has a connection with me. I can't explain it it's just there. Love is life, the air that we breath, the sun that shines on us all. Love is everywhere. Just a few words i thought I'll share.
Myself
Which of my picture you guys like most that i do load more pix like that
Me
niteshade@ fubar
Here With Out You
Yahoo Anyone?
Hey everyone if you have yahoo messenger you should add me and we'll chat it up. XoXoX juicyjuliab@yahoo.ca Thanks guys talk to you all soon i hope!
Give Away
I could use some help getting some fu bucks, this way i can spread the love to my friends that are also asking for bucks. Just go to this link and comment on my pic as mcuh as you can. Thanks! Rob http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1172798&albumid=897528&i=386476826&idx=0
The Pregnant Life
Well with pregnancy comes nausea. Oh it's just wonderful I tell ya. All day everyday I am nauseous. Some foods have been nice to me. But here is my list of foods that haven't been so nice to me lately... Cheese Pizza Spaghetti O's Broccoli Cheddar Rice I'm sure there will plenty of updates to this to come.
Hang Overs
lastnight i had everything under the sun... well not quite... but still its not the best thing in the world to mix alcohols... lastnight i had gin, southern comfort and beer... BIG mistake, so lastnight as im getting drunk buddy starts dramma...( dont you hate that shit?) but he knocks out our door window, blood on the wall and glass everywhere. i calm him down and he agrees to leave the party when someone invites him back into our house to get his things(turnd out pointless cause he left his jacket here) then im just about to sleep and i hear the front door open and so i get up to see who it was and he came back so him and his buddy still wanted to drink but everyone was asleep. so they want me to call a cab for them. so i get on the phone to call the cops back(called them the first time they left). so i called the cops and as soon as they found out that i was they halled ass out of there. so im just about to sleep again when i hear a knock on the door. look out my window and see a fl
~~ Flying High ~~
~~ Flying High ~~ ~~~~~~ Standing on a cliff so high, She wonders if she can fly. ~~~~~~ Watching the crows fly through the air, As a gentle breeze touches her hair. ~~~~~~ Thoughts all jumbled and no where to turn. The pain ebbing to a slow steady burn. ~~~~~~ The sky so inviting. The thrill of the leap exciting. ~~~~~~ Just one step that's all it would take. Feeling as her heart will surely break. ~~~~~~ She jumps not making any sound, Her body soaring to the ground. ~~~~~~ There she lays all broken, Not a word is spoken. ~~~~~~ No longer will she suffer, she took the wrong way out. ~~~~~~ Leaving behind a bewildered family, Who can only wonder Why!!! ~~~~~~ ~~ Copywrited by Carolina Breeze ~~ 3/5/2008 ~~
Great News
I have the most wonderful news for all my friends. I am haveing a baby. I am currently 6 and 1/2 weeks. I will keep you all informed. HUGS AND KISSES!
Chocolate Pound Cake Recipe
Chocolate Pound Cake 1 Stick butter 1 Stick margarine ½ cup of Crisco 5 eggs 3 Cups of Flour (Plain) 3 Cups of Sugar 1 ¼ of Milk ½ tsp. salt 1 tsp. vanilla ½ cup of cocoa Cream butter, margarine and Crisco, with sugar. Add one egg at a time, beating well after adding each one. Add vanilla flavoring. Add flour and milk. Beginning with flour and ending with flour. Pour in greased tube pan. Bake in oven for two hours at 300 degrees. • If you want Lemon pound cake – omit cocoa and vanilla…and add ½ cup of flour and juice of 1 squeezed lemon. • If you want spice marble cake – omit cocoa and add 1-tsp. cinnamon, ¼ cloves ½ all spice, ½ tsp. nutmeg… Note you will split batter and add spices to half of the batter.. then in tube pan you will alternate spoon of regular, spoon of spice Chocolate frosting (optional) ½ stick margarine tablespoon of cocoa ¾ cup box 4x sugar dash of salt Mix with buttermilk to proper c
~~ She Has Had Enough ~~
~~~~ She Has Had Enough ~~~~ The lies The late nights at the office. She has had enough. Eating all alone The sorry excuses. She has had enough. Never around when she needs him. So tired of his cheating ways. She has had enough. She packs her bags. Loads the car. She has had enough. She walks out the door never looking back because she has had enough. ~~~~ © ~~ Caroline ~~ 3/4/2007~~~~
Crappy Weather
i am wondering if anyone else is getting tried of this crappy weather... the weather outside is really bad.. i cant wait until spring time gets here.. the warm weather and the flowers growing and the birds singing..
What Is It Like To Be Me.
Hi there here is a new blog and this 1 is about me and my snake collection. as you all well know I have added alot more snake pics this yr and even some of my new ferrets too in the folder called my new kids. I like snakes and yes I do collect them some day id love to breed them maybe theres alot of money to be made in snakes. my snakes dont have poison and no fangs and no they dont bite or eat kids either. I do make sure all my pets are tame I do take to bmx races with me the kids love them and know me well too. I do think its soo funny a mucho man is scared to death of a snake alot of you ask why I been single for soo long and of course this is why but at least im not some guy who thinks hes soo bad and tough because he got a 200lb dog he cant control or bites kids or kills other dogs and or even children im sorry but that dont make a man look good it just get's him into more trouble. I am not realy a big guy at all but its realy something when you see a guy full a tatts a
Sign If Your Drinkin With Me
SIGN IF YOULL DRINK WITH ME
Somebody's Watchin Me
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Brownies
Best Brownies 1 stick margarine or butter, melted 1 cup of sugar 2 eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla 1/2 cup plain flour ( all purpose) 1/3 cup Hershey's cocoa 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon baking soda 1/3 cup nuts (optional) 1/2 cup white chocolate chips 1/2 cup plain chocolate chips Set oven to 350. Spray or grease a 9 inch square pan. ( I use Pam and and 13 by 9 glass casserole dish.) Melt butter in microwave for 30 seconds. Blend butter, sugar, vanilla in large bowl. Add eggs using a wooden spoon, beat well. Combine flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt; gradually blend into egg mixture. Stir in nuts and chocolate chips. Spread in greased pan or dish. Bake at 350 for 20 to 25 minutes or until brownie begins go to pull away from edges. ( good test it stick in a tooth pick and if it comes out clean its done.) Cool and slice in whatever size square you want.
Diabetes
i have a husband and a 17 year old daughter who both have type one diabets and it has been hell they are sick all the time ad in and out of the hospital with diatic keto acid dois witch is very serious and they both almost died on me every day they both end up with some thing else wrong with them and they just keep getting sicker and sicker
Just Something I Wrote While In Iraq After Loosing Some Ppl Close To Me
To Those Who Appose By: J. M. Perkins Another day ends and so many more lose their life Leaving behind friends, family, a husband or wife Becoming a blurb in the paper or a number in the news How many need be injured and even more that we lose What do you say when you make that final call That the one they loved is a memory on a wall While we share the pain and we knew that person well We continue living in this life that's turned to hell Beginning to realize that this may be the last day we see Not knowing who the next to fall will be Leaving behind only pictures and blessed memories Shared by many both at home and over seas As hard as it is at times we still hold our head up high And swear "Be damned on my watch I let another die" Don't think to judge us because what you see on the TV Until you are here too, fighting right beside of me Many friends we've lost never to see their smile once more And still YOU fail to realize what they have all died for… Marching s
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All About Me
I want to know what people think. Am I really cute or are people just saying it to be nice? 1. OMFG! EWW! 2. totally fugly! 3. eh, she's ok looking. 4. She's plain looking. 5. She's better looking than some. 6. She's got a good personality but could be better. 7. She's cute. 8. She's really cute and has a great personality. 9. She's hot. 10. She's really fuckin hot! I want to know the truth. My bf told me that I'm a 7 because he's dated models that were a hell hotter than I am which really hurt so now I really want to know. Either leave me a message telling me what you think or just reply to this bulletin. What do you find about me that you like. Thanks ^_^ ~Bad Kitty
What A Day
sometimes being a college student is rough! i had a long entertaining night followed by almost no sleep then waking up to go to work. got pulled to the hell on earth. lots of drama grown people being childish. then comes one of the people in a higher position who proceeds to tell me to "shut up" folowed by instructing me to lie on govt documetns... ummm NO! I'm not super pleased with my job but it pays very well im not trying to loose it so this bitch can meet some quota shes trying to pass down responsibility for. worked my ass off wiping other peoples asses, literally, get off waaay late. get home to see that my dog has torn my kitchen to peices...sometimes i have to remind myself to breathe...ill make it.
Love This Comeback
Love This Comeback One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him and his troops everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands and thank them for being willing to serve and fight for not only our own freedoms , but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly, "Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son stepped for
Critters
Baggage by Evelyn Colbath Now that I'm home, bathed, settled and fed, All nicely tucked in my warm new bed. I'd like to open my baggage Lest I forget, There is so much to carry - So much to regret Hmm.. Yes there it is, right on the top - Let's unpack, Loneliness, Heartache and Loss, And there by my leash hides Fear and Shame As I look on these things I tried so hard to leave - I still have to unpack my baggage called Pain. I loved them, the others, the ones who left me, But I wasn't good enough - for they didn't want me. Will you add to my baggage? Will you help me unpack? Or will you just look at my things And take me right back? Do you have the time to help me unpack? To put away my baggage, To never re-pack? I pray that you do - I'm so tired you see, But I do come with baggage - Will you still want me?
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Pimping Out My Friends!
Hello My name is Bruce Burgess son of Leonard John Burgess and I have a few memories to share.
Crokus Label Photography, Yukon Territory, Canada.
Just feel free to browse through my photo galleries to see some of my Yukon Territory's photographs. There are also a few photo-videos in my stash. Feel free to leave me some feedback. I have plenty of pictures in my computer. I will be uploading more pictures in the next little while here. Let me know how you like my works. Much Freedom, Peace, Love, Light, Respect and Honor to you all.
Erotic Stories
My boyfriend Mark and I were at the local movie theatre. Since the theatre was wasn’t that packed we sat right at the back. The only people near by were a good looking young guy at the end of our row and an old couple about six rows down. So I didn’t object when Mark’s warm wandered to my breasts. I looked around to make sure no one was watching as he unbuttoned my shirt and rubbed my nipples till they were hard. I glanced up and saw the other guy at the end of the row staring at us. I told Mark we had an audience. Let’s give him something to watch, “Mark muttered, opening my legs. He rubbed my pussy with his elbow as he fondled my tits, knowing the combo would drive me crazy. I reached down and unzipped Mark’s fly, working his hard cock. He moaned, than took one hand off my breasts and slid it between my legs. To my surprise he called out softly “come over here mate. Laura will wank you off. The guy was over like a shot. I was so turned on by the bulge in his jeans
Ten Ways To Piss Off A Pagan
1. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers. 2. Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat. 3. Blow out their altar candle if it is still daylight. (No need to waste a good candle!) 4. Pick up their gems for a closer look. 5. Sharpen their dull black-handled knife. 6. Witness to them about the "true religion". 7. Untie the knots in their cord. 8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look. 9. Play card games with their Tarot cards. 10. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
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mom sitting on bed playing several hands of solitaire. on the 10th or 11th game, when she got to the end of the game, 4 of clubs was missing. when she found it, it was under the bed even tho she has a bed ruffle that goes down to the floor and she had not dropped it or been up. is there any particular meaning to this that anyone knows of? or is the pesky ghost just pestering her for the fun of it?
Wv Jokes
A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How do you know when you're staying in a West Virginia hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "go ahead." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West Virginia? Documentaries. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Where was the toothbrush invented? West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
Only 107 Ppl Can Read This Can U?
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The Many Heads Of The Hydra
Idle Chat Nice analogy you have there He was a breeze to raise Except for a few years in the teens When he was possessed Life happens And never stops I just can’t stop listening to DFA 1979 We are glad you are better You practically have to breaststroke thru it I am so sorry man Life happens Are you new? I have a tribe to protect I am never alone They managed to work it out Good night and good day 3/9/08
Taken Too Soon
Bill "Butch" Rigg 11/22/71 ~ 3/10/90 March 10,1990 one on the most important people in my life passed away. He was taken from us way to soon by a hit and run driver. I know some may say get over it already. But my last words to my brother were "I hate you." When in fact I didn't know that Hate was such a horrible word and would haunt me for the rest of my life. I had made a promise to my brother 2 weeks before he was taken from us To this day I have honored that promise and that was to not do drugs. This is the way that I have made peace with myself for the horrible words I said to him. The following songs are those that bring memories of my brother flooding back to me everytime I hear them. Listen to them don't listen to them, I just ask you one thing tell those that are close to you that you love them everyday. Because my bro introduced me to the Beastie Boys and this is one song that well he loved!!! Boys II Men ~Its so hard to say Goodbye to Yesterday ~
What Is A Heart
why do we have a heart??? it is useless to have!!! It gets broken and used, stepped on and kicked. so why have it???