Fubar Blogs 5

More Bull Sh*t!
My 8 year old daughter and the rest of her third grade class made Christmas cards. They made them for wounded American Soldiers spending the holidays as Walter Reed ARMY Hospital. 2 days ago ALL the cards were returned. The card were rejected by the hospital, and NEVER given to any Solider. I think the ARMY should be ashamed of itself. I think These kids deserve an apology or at least an explanation from the ARMY. If you think so too the address is Walter Reed ARMY Medical Center 6900 Georgia Ave. NW Washington, DC 20307 - 5001 C'mon people let them know what you think!!!

The Contest Starts Tomorrow Jan3rd Evening
The contest starts on saturday January 5th at 6 PM , central time , and ends on January 15th at 6 PM . Below is a list of all the contestants . When the contest opens just click on their picture to get to their contest page . Good luck to all and have fun . TY LOVE CHERIE

Allana Kay-lynn Norton
Rest in Peace Allana Kay - Lynn Norton 11 * 5 * 04 - 08 * 25 * 07 God called one of his little Angels home to Heaven. Lil Miss Lala always lived her life to the fulliest. She will be deeply missed, but never forgotten. Her memory in everyone's heart. A little piece of everyone who knew her died today, She captured the love of everyone who came in her path. She will always be loved an remembered, as a sweet little Angel with The Golden Threads. Please pray for the family, and everyone greeving for the loss of little Lala Bean.

Two Golfers
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot way to the right. Ralph walked over to the deep rough, found his ball, and proceeded to beat the hell out of wild buttercups with his pitching wedge. Mother Nature appeared and said, "Since you destroyed all of my favorite buttercups, if you ever taste butter, smell butter, or even think about butter you will become deathly ill and die." Ralph walked out of the rough toward Charlie with a big smile on his face. Ralph then told him his story with a big grin on his face. Charlie says, "That's not a good thing! Why are you smiling?" Ralph replies, "I almost hit the pussy willows."

Haters
I normally don't vent in blogs but this time I am going to. People say I drink to much. Well deal with it. People say I spend to much money fuck it. Recently some of my family has been arrested for some scandels involving money. People say they are guilty. Well you know what you don't know them like I do and you know what fuck you for judging my family. I don't judge yours. Yeah my things are froze right now due to it but you know what I am never without means. I am the legendary BoO bitches. People say I am shamless and you know what I might be but I am being me. I say what I want, I say what I feel and for anyone to expect less is fooling themselfs. I am true to myself and that is all I care about so if you don't like it fuck you I don't have time for you anyway. The accused drunk. The accused druggie. The accused faud. LiL BoO "I will never lose myself for I will always be true to myself"

Gun Control!
> A LITTLE GUN HISTORY > > > > I Thought you might appreciate this . > > > > In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control.>From 1929 to 1953, > > about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. > > ------------------------------ > > In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million > > Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. > > ------------------------------ > > Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of > > 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were > > rounded up and exterminated. > > ------------------------------ > > China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million > > political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and > > exterminated. > > ------------------------------ > > Guatemala established gun co ntrol in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 > > Mayan Indians,

A Boring Life
I need help on making my life non boring. All i do is go to school, come home cook clean and then go to work. And if im lucky a friend would call on a friday saying lets go to a bar. Lately everyone has been really busy and it bumms me out.

Fun Story
Entry for March 12, 2007 ok i wrote a short adult story awhile ago and figured i could post it here. it is all fiction from my demented mind! enjoy! You come in from a long day at work, and just want to relax. You take off your shoes and sit in your chair in front of your computer. You turn and log on and feel tense and tired, your eye lids are only half open. You feel hands gently start to rub your neck and shoulders, and they make you start to relax and your head rolls forward to give better access. The rubbing gets harder and deeper and then the hands move down over your chest. The rubbing continues to rub your tits thru your shirt, but then you feel a mouth kissing and licking the back of your neck. A moan of pleasure escaped your beautiful lips. The hands on your tits move towards the buttons on your silk blouse, and then they grab each side and rip the shirt wide open as the mouth on your neck bites down and starts to suck hard. The hands pull down the cups of your lacy

Looking For Some Djs And Promoters
HELLO HOW R YALL DOING MY NAME IS ERIC A.K.A CRAZYASS TRIPLE X LOUNGE IS LOOKING FOR some djs and promoters SO PLEASE COME TO THE TRIPLE X LOUNGE AND TALK TO ME AND THE OWNER AND CO-OWNER TY DJ CRAZYASS

My Thoughts Of You
There isn't a moment That my mind don't wander to you. There isn't a night That I don't fall asleep thinking of you. In my dreams You will always love me. I long to hear your voice For it always made me feel good. I long for your touch And the tenderness in it. I want to feel your gentle kiss And the love behind it. My heart wonders if you love me Or have I hurt you too much. Will I ever feel the touch I long for? Only time will tell if I will Ever be in your Loving arms again.

Why Bother?
I dont know, I know this is a bad way to start out 2008, but I cant help but feel as if I should maybe stop tryin to show love where it isn't wanted. All I keep gettin it pain and heartache, and that isnt what love is about. He knows how much he means to me, what I wouldnt do for him, and yet, there is still something in him that I fight for. Why? I dont know. But Im getting tired of trying and putting so much into something that he doesn't believe in. Yes, he is my best friend and he claims I am his. When he tells me he loves me, I believe him, but there is that small piece of me that wants him to love me the way he once did, when we were together. I know you can not make someone love you....I guess I hold onto that hope that he does. Maybe one day....but in the mean time should I keep trying? Should I let go? Either way...it kills me inside.

Death
Bremmer, Guy Thomas PV2 Ypsilanti, MI Age 23, passed away Sunday, December 23, 2007 due to an automobile accident. He was born October 1, 1984 in Ypsilanti, the son of Hank Bremmer and Joyce (Andenoro) Cisco. Guy served in the MI Army National Guard. Survivors include- one daughter, Ashley; his mother, Joyce Cisco of Ypsilanti; four brothers, Brian, Shawn, Abraham and Travis; and maternal grandmother, Estella Andenoro. The funeral service will be 11-00 am Saturday, December 29, 2007 at Stark Funeral Service Moore Memorial Chapel with Pastor Gordon Moore officiating. Cremation will follow. The family will receive friends at the funeral home 3-9 pm Friday. Please sign his guest book at www.starkfuneral.com. Stark Funeral Home Obituaries This is very painful. I knew his mother when she was pregnant. I saw him for the first time within a few days of his mother bringing him home from the hospital. I helped his brother babysit him and his brother Travis on more than one occasion. Its

Check This Out
Hey, check it out. I have this nifty little gadget on my Fubar profile page where you can leave me gifts. Check in the INTERESTS part of my profile and leave me a gift, please. there's even a cool little search option, where you can type in something and they'll find it for you. So you can leave me presents that won't cost you any FuBucks, but that will make me smile :) Be creative. And if you get one, I will leave you some cool stuff too. Be a dear and leave me lots and lots of cool stuff. Roxy loves presents :) I LOVE YOU BABY!!!

Souls Companion
I have lost my soul's companin, A life linked with my own; Sadly I miss your footsteps, As I wander all alone. God is good He gives me strength, To beat my heavy cross; He is the only one who knows, My sad and bitter loss

Walk With Us
Our lives go on without you But nothing is the same. We have to hide our heartaches When someone speals your name. Sad are the hearts that loved you Silent the tears that fall, Living our lives without you Is the hardest part of all. You did so many things for us Your heart was kind and true, And when we needed someone We could always count on you. The special years will not return When we were all together, But with the love within our hearts You will walk with us forever

I've Changed
AS I SIT HERE THINKING ABOUT THE THINGS I WANT AND THE THINGS I HAVE DONE IN THE PAST, I'VE CHANGED. THE LOVES THAT I HAVE HAD, THE THINGS I USED TO PUT UP WITH THAT I DON'T ANYMORE.... I'VE CHANGED. I STOPPED LOOKING FOR LOVE CUZ WHEN I DID I GOT HURT AND IF IT FOUND ME, I PROMISED I WOULD HOLD IT DEAR TO ME IF THE LOVE WAS TRUE. I KNOW I CAN BE HARD AS NAILS BUT THE SOFT SIDE OF ME WANTS THE TRUE SHIT. THE WHOLE PACKAGE. THE ONE TRUE LOVE THAT WILL LOVE ME AND I LOVE HIM TO GIVE HIM THE TOTAL BEST OF ME. IF HE READS THIS, MY HEART IS OUT TO U. I BEG U NOT TO BREAK IT OR THROW ME TO THE DOGS BUT PRAY U ACCEPT THIS LOVE AS I ACCEPT YOURS AND WE CAN BEAT THE ODDS THAT ARE AGAINST US. I WANT U FOREVER AND I SUBMIT THIS LOVE TO U. WILL U BE MINE FOREVER?

Hilarious
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Becau se their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know....it never h appened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart... Then you ar

North Of Ho Chi Min
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Things U Should Know
Here's some sex advice for those of you who cant get the job done. 95f females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first ! ..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end. however u like...... now once ur in between her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them.. kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc.. finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want.. that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so

Need A Vip
VIP GIVE AWAWY I HAD ONE DROP OUT THAT DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO PARTICIPATE! SO I HAVE ONE VIP AND 250.000 FUBUCK'S UP FOR GRABS! What you need is 15.000 photo comments. Rates will also count 10 points each for fu-bucks as a added bonus! (example 100 rates = 1,000 fu-bucks) This will begin as soon as I have 1 entry photos. A FEW SIMPLE RULES ... No NSFW Pics Or Course. Must Have 15.000 Comments To Win Rates = 10 FUBUCKS Each, To Be Added To The Final Total. Self Comment Bombing Is Allowed And Encouraged. Bombing Families Are Also Allowed To Help. Anyone Being Disrespectful Or Bringing Any Drama To The Contest Will Be Removed Immediately. You don't have To Be My Friend Or Fan To Rate or comment,but it will be helpful as i may post blog's or bulletins throughout the give away.However You MUST Have A Salute And Be A Level 5 And Above To Take Part. You Can Pimp Your Entry Pic Any Way You Like .. In Blogs, Bulletins, Private Messages And Comments Left On Yo

The Dash
read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend He referred to the dates on her tombstone From the beginning to the end He noted that first came the date of her birth And spoke the following date with tears, But he said what mattered most of all Was the dash between those years For that dash represents all the time That she spent alive on earth. And now only those who loved her Know what that little line is worth. For it matters not how much we own; The cars, the house, the cash, What matters is how we live and love And how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard. Are there things you’d like to change? For you never know how much time is left, That can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough To consider what’s true and real And always try to understand The way other people feel. And be less quick to anger, And show appreciation more And love the people in our lives Like we’ve never loved before. If

Sorry Friends
Just wanted to let everyone know that I am not ignoring you,but i a havent been feeling good and have been sleeping alot.....I just got an antibiotic from the drs today,so hopefully i'll be feeling better soon......I miss you all and hope to be back talking to you soon.....

What Happened To Rose?
I became very sick at the end of October and haven't been able to be on very much since then. A prescription the doc gave me to control my allergies made me deathly ill. A few weeks ago we found out what was making me sick but unfortunately it has taken it's toll on me and I have picked up every virus and infection that has come down the line since. Yesterday I ended up in the emergency room. :-( I apologize for not commenting back or answering many emails. I hope I'll be able to spend more time online again soon. I hope you all had a great Christmas and New Years! ~Rose

A-z
A] - AVAILABLE?- NAH B] - BIRTHDAY?- MAR 29 C] - CRUSHING?- WHO KNOWS, lol. D] - DRINK YOU LAST HAD?- DIET COKE E] - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO ON THE PHONE?- CHRIS & CRAIG F] - FAVORITE COLOR(S)?- YELLOW, NAVY BLUE, BLACK, & GREEN G] - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS?- WORMS H] HOMETOWN?- SAN DIEGO I] ICE CREAM?- STRAWBERRY. J] A WORD/PHRASE YOU USE OFTEN?- ILL FUCKING STAB YOU, OR FUCK OFF. HELL ANY SENTANCE U CAN SAY FUCK IN, lol. K] KILLED SOMEONe- ? NO, BUT I DO HAVE MY HIT LIST... OH WAIT, I WASNT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT, MY BAD. L] - LIME OR LEMONADE? - LEMONADE. M] - LOVE OR MONEY?- I GOT LOVE , SEND MONEY FOR ME AND MY LOVE... (STEALIN THIS ANSWER FROM MATT, lol) N] - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS? 2 O] - ONE WISH? WHO KNOWS. P] - PERSON WHO YOU LAST COMMENTED? I THINK DEIRDRA. Q] - QUIET- NOT REALLY, LOL. R] - REASON YOU SMILE?- MY KITTIES. S] - SONG YOU LAST HEARD?- DUFFLE BAG BOY BY PLAYAZ CIRCLE. T] TIME YOU WOKE UP TODAY?- 8AM

I'll Be Back Soon
DBLA have moved and has not internet yet. I have been online using his 11's for him each day. So if you have tried to shout him and not got any answer thats why. He called me tonight and wanted to tell everyone that he will be back online hopefully before the end of next week. PLEASE REPOST SO THAT ALL HIS FRIENDS WILL SEE. Again please show him sum mad love... Thanks MsMaine Breaking BenjaminBreath (Live)Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com (repost of original by 'DBLA {NBSD}...SWEETWATER'S STUD BARTENDER/ENFORCER' on '2008-01-04 19:23:59')

The Human Body
THE HUMAN BODY You really ought to know this. The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to

Bipolar
I am one of the millions of people who has this disorder.....and it's sucks ass!.... Bipolar Disorder Bipolar disorder (also known as manic depression) is a treatable illness marked by extreme changes in mood, thought, energy and behavior. It is not a character flaw or a sign of personal weakness. Bipolar disorder is also known as manic depression because a persons mood can alternate between the "poles" mania (highs) and depression (lows). This change in mood or "mood swing" can last for hours, days weeks or months. Bipolar disorder affects more than two million adult Americans. It usually begins in late adolescence (often appearing as depression during teen years) although it can start in early childhood or later in life. An equal number of men and women develop this illness (men tend to begin with a manic episode, women with a depressive episode) and it is found among all ages, races, ethnic groups and social classes. The illness tends to run in families and appears to have

Contests
Hey everyone, thanks for reading this. I'm in my first contest and would love some help. This is a single comment contest. Just click the link below and leave me a comment on that pic. that's it. simple. :D:D please help out.

Fake
why is it, that everyone on this site feels it imperative to rate everyone a 10 and to make absolutely false comments about everything. for example: girl a posts pics of the worst piece of shit scratch ass tattoo that i have ever seen, yet everyone who leaves a comment, especially the guys, leave a comment about how nice the ink is, have you people lost your minds? guys your not gonna get blown for tellin someone that the crayola like tattoo that they have just gotten looks lovely, tell them the truth dumbass, that it looks like a rained on pile of goat shit, stop being pussies people. i say we rally and start telling these goofy ass ugly people exactly what we think. this is REVOLUTION!!!!! Whos with me?

Sexiest Ride Yet!!! Hop On The Death Train!!!
DEATH TRAIN This is a fan, Rate and Add Train Its an easy way to gain Friends/Fans/Rates so come and ride! Its easy to join and a fun way to meet new ppl Here are the rules... 1. MUST add/fan/rate Conductor (me) and ALL the riders, all people will return the love 2. Contact Conductor (me) by fu-mail when FINISHED Fan/Rate/Add Everyone 3. When adding the people make sure to put DEATH TRAIN in the message 4. If the person is already your friend, leave DEATH TRAIN in a comment on their page 5. You dont have to be lvl 10 or higher but you do need a salute to be added! 6. You will be added after you finish fan/add/rate all the people CONDUCTOR Deathtrain416@ fubar ASSISTANT CONDUCTOR † Lady Faŋ‡azia ~ Fu Mis‡rėss †@ fubar RIDERS Cappy@ fubar *~$inful*~ MiSSin My HoRsE fan/rate/add PLZ@ fubar lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Proud owner of Hopeless Romantic@ fubar HANKSTER@ fu

Why I Don't Care (and You Shouldn't Either)
So other day I said something at work, was pretty insensitive, and I realized as of late it seems like I will without fail say something w/o thinking. Males ignore it when I do this, it's almost like they say to themselves "well, he's a good guy, prob doesn't realize I care etc, no problem" But women? wow, they get pissed. They immediately get defensive, justify and then look for a crack in my armor. Usually I hear something like "Wow, like your perfect" and usually answer is "well, no but I have it pretty close don't I babe?" Anyway not picking on women, just pointing out that as a group they seem most pissed off at me usually. Probably my fault, remember guys, fastest way to losing is arguing with a woman. If you learn to just say "your right" and get it over with, you'll be happier and less agitated later when you have to do what she says anyway then if your spent an hour arguing your point, hour making it up to her and two days trying to get back in her pants. Sensitiv

The Letter E
Todays Fubar is brought to you by the Letter E! Yeah Im just wasting time being stupid N how are you today? I must be bored out of my mind or just plain stuck in fubar land!! Does anyone have any letter Es to share lol E!

Friends In Need
Hey all DJ Devil is in another contest so if you all would please be so helpful like you all have been before with me and ty here is the link to bomb im going for first place 250K fubucks so please come and give me a hand

New Updated "code Of Chivalry"
The “Code of Chivalry” Modernized, based on the "Old Code" By Brian R. Price April, 1997 Further updated by Kevin M. Altieri April, 2008 ------------------------------------------ Introduction Many people have written to me asking for the 'old Code of Chivalry' or the code by which medieval Knights lived. In truth there was no such written code, as if printed on a scroll; chivalry was a set of ideals and duties that changed throughout the Middle Ages to meet new socio economic realities. In our day, they must once again change, maintaining the essential quality of defending 'rightness' that ties the many images of what we call 'Chivalry.' Although there is no 'authentic' code, discussions of Knightly virtues can be found in the writings of Knights and Bards throughout history. What I have done here is to distill many of the essential qualities discussed by all the major sources, such as Chrètien de Troyes, Ramon Lull, Geoffrey de Charny, Honoret Bonet, and ot

Unconcious Reckoning
You can't always put your thoughts into words, Like describing an action without any verbs, Finally given the chance to say how i feel, Train of thought is lost, as well as appeal, And then when given the chance to shine, And skate upon the successful line, I crumble and fade with the breaking storm, Left unsatisfied, skeptical, torn, It might just be me, breaking my stride, But sometimes i feel im not really alive, Have i died, or did i ever exist, There must be a goal I've somehow missed, Have fun be young, or plan for the future, Which way to turn, its an obvious stuper, Tempermentally caught up in all of the games, Be rich, be sexy, or cling to lost fame, When shown the light and finally the way, You're halfway through earths final day, So much advice, and so little fact, Be good up front, and evil in back, They all tell lies, and hide their black souls, A lite salad for dinner, then crack in their bowls, You try to be happy, as hard as it seems, The rich mus

Lounges
Click banner to visit our lounge Download our toolbar http://worldrockradio.ourtoolbar.com and listen to us anywhere! Chat & Request live too! World Rock Radio is celebrating our 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY and throwing a HUGE PARTY on Saturday, January 19th from 6pm EST until 2am EST. Grab your friends, family, dogs, cats, and anyone else and join us for MUSIC, FUN, LAUGHS, and a CHITLOAD OF PRIZES!!! Just look at this ALL DAY line-up! 2:00PM EST 4:00PM EST 6:00PM EST 7:00PM EST 8:00PM EST 9:00PM EST 10:00PM EST 11:00PM EST 12:00AM EST (midnight) 1:00AM EST

Bite Me - Contest
VAMPS GALORE - WIN A 7DAY BLAST ARE YOU A VAMP? ARE YOU SEXY? I'LL BE RUNNING A CONTEST TO SEE WHO FUBAR THINKS IS THE SEXIEST VAMP. SEND ME A MESSAGE STATING YOUR DESIRE TO JOIN, I'LL RIP YOUR PIC AND LET THE BOMBING BEGIN!!!! YOU MUST HAVE FANGS...BLOOD IS OPTIONAL...I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REJECT ANY PIC!! CONTEST WILL RUN FOR 2 WEEKS AND WILL START AS SOON AS I HAVE 10 ENTRIES!! SEND ME A MESSAGE IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS!!! 1ST PLACE MALE/FEMALE : 7 DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE MALE/FEMALE : 1 DAY BLAST 3RD PLACE MALE/FEMALE : 100,000 FUBUCKS

Poems
When the pain of the world becomes too much open your eyes to the stranger of the night open your mouth let it all free stop the build up of your pain dry the shame flowing form your eyes here is my shoulder rest your head...rest your heart...rest your soul for a while on the rock of pain when u need a hand to guide you call my name I will be there be your side ill be there to erase your pain make your shame fade like an old pair of jeans when the heartache is to unbearable look not be hide you nor to your side look beside you I am there no need to stare I am there when u look in the shadows of the night do u see the reflection of pure light that blinding ray of hope if you need a guiding star just ask I am here the answers will come if you let them I can make it all fade from pitch black to crystal clear like the bo

It Was A Give Away ....
WTF!!!??? Granted,i wasnt givin away alot,but i thought my SO CALLED "'FREINDS,FAmILY, & FANS"would at least want the $1000,but have only had a TOTAL OF 2 peeps that responded.????????Free Fu bucks & 2 people replyed...if dont want any of it ITS YOUR LOSS!!!!!At least I now know WHO are the TRUE freinds!!!!lol HAVE A GREAT WEEK END ALL OF YOU!!!

Please!
crock..crock...i mean jeez what is it with you guys.you guys are supposed to be the balancing act on here but i see how it is; all one has to do around here is report something NSFW and you automatically go ape shit.."fubar shop, fubar support, fubar bouncer and of cuss baby J all ya'all can kiss my black shinning ass! all it takes is for someone that does not like you to report something as NSFW and you automatically remove it without checking what it is or checking to validate that it is indeed NSFW. i mean did you guys even bother to read it my bleeding mumm? the same thing happened with one of my default pic and you guys took it down bcus some a*hole felt the need to rate it NSFW. i mean i was under the impression that you will at least verify what you are banning. i don't even know why i bother with this. some dushbag made a smart response to a mumm i posted up, i deleted his comment and in turn he rates it NFSW and you guys pull the mumm..how about you read the DAMN thing before

Finding Out
She woke up in the morning to find that her master had left her a special note. She was very excited because he had said hello that morning as well. She readied herself and she was on slave cloud 9. She went through her day... thinking and planning and wondering what would please her Master on this day... She was prepared with a gift as well. But she also thought of their arrangement...besides she was just a lowly slave and he was Master to do what he pleased and she had no say... she was bound and determined to be anything that he wanted her to be. Still with love, devotion, and determination in her heart she saw later that night while at the Masters feet ... she had been wrong about the message that was sent to her. Yes she was there ...and there with him.. but the message that she received that morning she saw in several other places. At that moment her heart just sank. She thought and hoped that one day he would feel the same that what he wrote was for her and for her

Cleaning Out Friends And Family Lists
Ok I have started cleaning out my lists. I've been sending comments and a lot are not returning them. If you don't return comments or I don't talk to you on a regular basis you're gonna be gone. Sorry I just want to get this down to a manageable list

All About Me... In Song Lyics
All about me in song lyrics “The urge to run, the restlessness The heart of stone I sometimes get The things I’ve done for foolish pride, The me that’s never satisfied. The face that’s in the mirror when I don’t like what I see…” “She’s alone in this world… She’s nobody’s girl…” “All my life I’ve been over the top, I don’t know what I’m doing All I know is I don’t wanna stop. All my life I’m going to go till I drop You’re either in or in the way Don’t make me I don’t wanna stop” “Don’t try to change my mind, you know I’m one of a kind Ain’t gonna change my bad behavior” “So take a good look at my face, You’ll see my smile looks out of place. Look a little bit closer, And it’s easy to trace The tracks of my tears” “Let freedom ring, let the white doves sing. Let the whole world know that today Is a day of reckoning. Let the weak be strong, Let the right be wrong, Th

Selling House
Currently I am going through 30 years worth of accumulation including some of my childhood items, collectibles and some antiques as well. We lost our home and its going on the market on Monday or Tuesday. Once I start listing on Ebay will post a new blog. I'm not sure yet where I will be moving to, but it will definitely be somewhere warmer. The good news is my knee is doing awesome almost have right knee equal to left just need to strengthen my quad muscle some more. If there is something you might be looking for lol ask who knows I may have it. IF I do since it will cost me less you will get it for less.

Life Sucks
Ask yourself: If you are an absolute honest person, how are you supposed to survive being yourself in this dishonest world? It seems to be my experience that the more honest you are, the more burnt and taken advantage of you get!! There are three different results that I can think of right now: 1.) Keep being yourself (the only way you know to be) and continue to get beat down. 2.) Get the hint and learn to be something you're not in order to survive. 3.) Become an introvert, not trust anybody,be paranoid of people, and lose you mind.....give up!!! I will never understand this world and the cruel people in it.

Stars
lazy days lonely nights looking for a lonely star who'd keep me company looking at the widespread sky being me a lonely soul gazing at the moon so bright making wishes `pon a star a blow of breeze to animate the freezing scene so the strings of white gold ribbons seem to tease the lonely moon because it is standing still and they are free to move "twinkle twinkle little star . . . " I used to sing when I was young now I've grown but still today " . . . how I wonder what you are" lying down upon the meadows dream of flying up so high reach the stars, sit on the moon dancing ballet with the clouds

Are You F**king Kidding Me?
I now have a whole new respect for the women on this sight, oh but first things first, I'm not a women, that's right douchebags, you have been attempting to get a guy to watch you jerk off and look at your dick pics. I had no idea that there were so many fucking crazy ass pervs on this goddamn sight. Ladies I tip my hat to you all. Its crazy that all I had to do was put up a pic of a girl with big tits and the pervs came flocking. The fucking guys on this sight are fucking pathetic and I would have to say that about 60 percent should just end it all right now. HAHAHAHA have a nice day darlins

Have You Ever Noticed?
Have you ever noticed, people are just not happy unless they are making someone else miserable? Why do we have to go thru life hiding who we are to appease everyone else? I was recently left a message saying, that I should not have "Proud to Be Cherokee", because I am not full blooded Cherokee! Why shouldn't I? Should we not be proud of who we are? I am very proud of who I am, and who my ancestors are. So for this rude person, (and I know they will be looking!) For your information, am a third Cherokee, a third German and the rest is Dutch and Irish. I really don't find this to be anybody business, but I felt compelled to set this person stright. I can prove the Cherokee and the German. I have traced my family on the Cherokee (which is on 2 sides of my family) to have walked the Trail of Tears, from North Caorlina and Georgia. From the way the family stories go, my family was beaten, brought into slavery and the women raped on their way to Arkansas and Oklahoma. Where they s

Only Less Than 7,000
Okay she has been calling for help for days and some of you have been awesome THANK YOU SO MUCH to those who have helped now what I really need is for my other 800 and some other friends to help...Come on its her birthday and she needs less than 7,000 to make her VIP oh and well your at it drop in and JUST rate this one you all know I love ya all..... Both this lovely ladies are my sisters and so very sweet let me know when you have and i am on my way to send you some love Liberated Spice

General
I might not be someone's first choice, but I am a great choice. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not, because I'm AWESOME at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things I've done in the past, but I'm proud of who I am today. I may not be perfect, but I don't need to be. Take me as I am or watch me as I walk away.

Why Are Men Asses???
I ask you , why are men such liars? I wonder if there is a man on this site that does not lie just to break a girls heart. I have been asked for all kinds of things from guys on here,but the worse thing is that i fell for a guys lies and lines and now i am dealing with humiliation. So ladies just a warning, if you come across a guy on here by the name of cowboy3579070 stay away hell run away. He leads women on and when he can't get anything else from them he moves on,but, keeps you on the line till he is sure he has another, so here is another asshole to add the the asshole folder.

Farewell
One of our sister Diva’s will be leaving us soon due to personal issues that arose here on fubar. Diva Blackloona is one of my personal friends and we have discussed her reasons and of course I asked her to stay, but her reasons for leaving are valid and I can understand them. She has stated that she knows who her true friends on here are and loves them as so. She will be here for about another week so let’s show her some Diva love and respect her decisions. I would love to see her stay as all of you would too, but this is a decision she has made and I have chosen to stand by her knowing that she knows what is best for her. We all should be careful to what we tell people on here and how close we let ourselves get with these people. Just know that there are mean vindictive people in this world and anyone can pretend to be anyone on the internet. Please do not take anyone at face value on here… just not fubar but on the internet and real life. It is sad that we all have o

Chicks With Guns
Out of all the ladies out there how many have taken pictures with firearms (guns) and are willing to share their pics with me. NOTE all pics shared will be set up so no one may rip them. If there are any takers to help me out with this please speak up.

Submit Or Be Punished
Please come leave naughty school girl Paradise some comments. Or else you will be punished Her contest ends January 15th Shes gonna get naked if she wins If you leave her 100 comments let me know and I will give you 5,000 Fubucks or make you a morph

Almost Gone
Almost Gone By Steve Cook Its five a.m. I’m wide awake Cant sleep with everything on my plate The dreams, the nights I lay and fight The loss of you not by my side Pondering if we’ll make this work The emotions inside start to churn Frantic as my mind can get Lessons learned that I regret Letting go it feels so right But now another lonely night With you there running through my head All the words I should’ve said To make you stay don’t leave today I’ll do anything don’t walk away Just listen to the words I speak I’m sorry if their sounding weak Obsessions of you through out the night How I wish I could hold you tight All my thoughts of such despair Will you ever come back here What will it take to make things right I wont give in I’ll stay an fight My love for you is to damn strong With you is where I belong I’ll be here waiting for the call To surrender my emotions love and all

My Words To You
on't know what's going on Don't know what went wrong Feels like a hundred years I Still can't believe you're gone So I'll stay up all night With these bloodshot eyes While these walls surround me with the story of our life I feel so much better Now that you're gone forever I tell myself that I don't miss you at all I'm not lying, denying that I feel so much better now That you're gone forever Now things are coming clear And I don't need you here And in this world around me I'm glad you disappeared So I'll stay out all night Get drunk and fuck and fight Until the morning comes I'll Forget about our life I feel so much better Now that you're gone forever I tell myself that I don't miss you at all I'm not lying, denying that I feel so much better now That you're gone forever First time you screamed at me I should have made you leave I should have known it could be so much better I hope you're missing me I hope I've made you see That I'm gone forever

2nd Day At Work
It was my second day at work.. and another busy day. With the new staffing grid at work..we never have the extra help we need. I was all caught up with my work..and decided to take the patient in room 510 downstairs to go home. He was getting around very good..so I didn't need to use a wheelchair. He was a 43 year old in the hospital with a migraine. As we were on the elevator..the elevator gave a jerk..then stopped. We were stuck and no amount of pushing the buttons was working. I dialed the operator.. to let her know. She told me, that the maintenance guy was on call..since it was evening time..and on the weekend. Omg,, what to do stuck on a elevator,having to wait for them to get there to fix the problem. As I am leaning against the wall.. I hear my patient say.."I hear having sex gets rid of headaches". I look at him with fear in my eyes..not knowing what to do..stuck in a closed end area with him. Next thing I know..he lifts up my hand and starts to kiss it. Slowly he

Pleasures
Was a slow night at work. We only had 8 patients. There was me.. a PCA,, and 2 nurses on. I was just coming out from my supper.. at 10pm..when all of a sudden I hear the operator announce.. code brown! Most hospital staff consider that a poopy situation but its a code for a missing patient. The nurses couldn't leave the floor so the PCA went to go look. I just got to my desk and sat down..when the phone rang. As I picked up the phone..all of a sudden I felt somthing slide up my skirt. It was a hand! It was the missing patient. He was in his 40s. I tried to talk to the person on the phone..while this guy kept feeling me. What was I to do? The 2 nurses were in patients rooms..and I was at the desk alone. All of a sudden, i felt his tounge on my clit. Damn, this was a sticky situation, in more ways then one. The person on the phone was a patient who just left today,, with 50,000 questions. What was I to do? Hang up rudely...and run like hell..or be professional..and ignor

Blast From The Past!!
Past, Present and Future Many good memories in the past, but the past is the past, it didnt make it to the future for a reason!! People need to stay there in the past>> and quit popping up!

Own My Sexxxyy Butt!!!
You Now Have a Chane to Own Me. Are You scared to take a chance??? Click on the link and let the bidding begin... Here's what You get For the Highest Bid... Add to family one month. All pictures , blogs and stashes rated #1 Friend for one month Fu-owned in my name for one month Weekly pimp out bulletin for 1 month Permanent pimp out in my blogs. Pimp out in my me section for a month Daily comments for a month 1 Personal salute sfw 1 Big pimping gift

Wanna Own Me...lol
LET SOMEONE FU OWN YOU!!! Want to FuOwn Someone? Now You Can! Here They Are..Hit the Pic and Go Bid On the One You Want To make Yours! Need 11's and Stash Rated? Nows Your Chance! These Sexy People Have Put Themselves in a Position For You To Fu-Own Them! So Check Them Out! Everyone here is special and you would be lucky to have any one of them! AUCTION RULES! 1. Drama Free. For fun only auction. Anyone causing it will be eliminated. 2. Contestant reserves the right to refuse any bid. 3. Minimum Bid is 10,000 Fubucks. 4. Must have a salute to bid. 5. Auctioneer is not responsible for bids. 6. Serious Bids Only!(meaning do not bid if you do not intend to honor that bid.) 7. Bids must be paid for before any prize is given. 8. Do Not Take This Seriously!(I know, I know...Contradiction..:P) This Is FOR FUN ONLY Auction! 9. RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE! HERE THEY ARE!! PUT IN YOUR BIDS!

Club Far
Hello Familia! This is our first Pimp Out in the New Year! We have had 80 members join in the past month!!! This is Awesome!!! And it's also a reminder that we are still and will always be the #1 Family on Fubar!! In order to insure that everyone gets the love they deserve we will only be putting 25 members on each pimpout, so if your name isn't on here, stay tuned because it will be. In the meantime please go and show all of these wonderful new members of our family some Club F.A.R. Love!! That means pic ratings, comments, profile comments, stash rates. Let each and everyone of them know how very Happy we are to have them!!! Much Love Pete, Molly, Jamie, Stacy and Luna *~*HockeyChik*~*CLUB F*A*R*~*all luv repaid-thx!*~*@ fubar

Fantabulious!
How is everyone? I am okay hopping for a good year and new friendships. I had gotten married on May 5th 2007 to a women I thought loved me. everything was great for three months. I started noticing the smallest details, its funny how you notice the smallest things first. after being with this women for 4 and half years I don't understand it maybe I am not supposes too? I am seeking a divorice now and I am trying to move on with my life. maybe you have had same experiance or have some type of advice that may help in overcoming this ordeal.. I am a very honest man and excpet the same from my friends. JE

Madame Diva Chocolates Fantasy World
I just want to welcome all you freaks to my world of fantasy. Climb aboard this train of everlasting pleasure.Sit back and browse through a list of come sucking, puzzy pumpin, booty shaking, back breaking, finger popping, I need to lick that, suck that, stick that, make it so good you want to slap yo mama, no sexual hang ups, tight skirt wearing, guys start swearing, don’t stop get it get it, don't stop.I said hit it!! kind of release we all need to experience. Be a friend, a friend with benefits, a soul mate, girlfriend, boyfriend or significant other. This page is open to all freaks and freakettes, bbw's, male, female, bi, gay, straight, dom, sub, tv, ts, if you got breath you have a home here. You feel me! OPEN YOUR MIND, BE FREE, EXPLORE YOUR GREATEST FANTASIES RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW AT : Madame Diva Chocolate's Fantasy World.

First Blog
im on vacation right now from work and ive been hanging with a cousin of mine. now i dont know but i think im getting to the point where im just burnt out from drinking, not getting drunk every night, but just staying out late every night. who knows .. maybe im getting older.

How To Make A Woman Happy!
How to make a woman happy ........ It's really not difficult... To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be : 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 17. a psychologist 18. a pest exterminator 19. a psychiatrist 20. a healer 20. a good listener 22. an organizer 23. a good father 24. very clean 25. sympathetic 26. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49

Good Ppl Come To Your Life For A Reason!!
I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their e-mail.Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a REASON, A SEASON or A LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time,this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we m

What Do You Drink?!?
So I just took my first quiz and it has been determined that my drink is hard liquor! In this case it was 100% corrsect. The is nohing like several shots to warm me up before going onto the dance floor to shake the night away! Sometime I feel like the only woman in the place who does not mind a hard up from something mixed. Everyone always gets those fruity drinks that have cute names...bump that give my a shot of jim bean, crown royal, maybe some tequila (for starters) and let the night begin.

A Different Love Letter!!
A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it. A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate. My Dearest Reshma, Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (A) 10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks. ********** 1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because: (a) of love (b) you couldn't control seeing me (c) really ... Am I doing it? ********** 2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because: (a) you always like to see me smiling (b) you are testing whether I like jokes (c) you are attracted by my smile ********** 3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because: (a) you are so coy to sing before me (b) my presence influenced you (c) you feared that whether I'll like your song ********** 4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hid

Mhm
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This Sux ..and Not In A Good Way
Hi all..they reset our profile for some unknown reason and we were at level 21 and were reset to 1.. no body knows why, maybe a glitch.. but all our rateings went poof.. IF you folks get a chance to RE-RATE our photos we would really be greatfull... Paul & Sondra

Moon Lite
i cry at nite wishing i knew the truth the fear when does it end hell does it ever end i worry i hide i wanna know wats going on inside there's been some misunderstanding its out of my control to be honest do i really wanna know i mean would really knowing stop the fear that creeps n like a cold draft freezing my insides... when the moonlite shine down on my face i know its coming i wish i could run run out into the world screaming STOP!!! but would it even help??? how do u ever stop the fear that makes u feel like ur dying inside

Scattegories
SCATTERGORIES...it's harder than it looks! . *Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... *they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your own name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your name: .........................HILARY 2. 4 letter word:.............................HAWK 3.Vehicle: ..............................HYBRID 4. A city:..............................HANFORD 5. Boy Name: .............................HAYDEN 6. Girl Name: ............................HALEY 7. Alcoholic Drink: ......................HENNESSEY COGNAC 8. Occupation:...........................HOUSE KEEPER 9. Something you wear:....................HAT 10. Celebrity:............................HALLE BERRY 11. Food: .............................HOT CAKES 12. Something found in a bathroom: .

Hi All....
OK so finally got through the holidays which was very hard to do this year after dad passed away on Thanksgiving day... He would have been 62 on New Years Day...I apologize for not being here for my friends but hope you will understand that real life had to come before fubar... To those friends who have been there when I couldn't be on here...THANK YOU. Would never have made it without all of you. I want to wish everyone a happy new year filled with love, compassion and contentment. Make the best of each day...live it like it is your last and please be sure to tell the people you care about that you love them....

Giasplace
To all the men of Fubar!!! I have a friend who is a single mother of three. She has two main jobs, and is using her webb site: www.giasplace.net as a third income to support her, and her children. I know there are several of you out there who would be more than willing to pay to get the kind of services she is offering on her webb site. Please go and support Giasplace; you will not regret it. You will only regret it if you never go. If you do not have the balls to see what Giasplace is about (NSFW) I pitty you.

In Deep Thought I Ponder!!!!!
I wonder what tomorrow may bring, or better yet what shall become of me. It is in the dormant domicile of solitude I see gloom and despair. The streets are covered with young sweet innocent black berries and lost diamonds of Africa. Our culture has shifted into the new made master driven "Willie Lynch" Doctrine of the cracka. In colour codes we demean and belittle our fellow brother and sister as if they themselves are the trash that stinks up the land fill and denies us water. The lil child sleeps beside a soul less body, the man waits to rape the precious innocent while she looses whatever life she has knowm. Children of today are the ones of Tomorrow. Lest we forget the walking are not all without soul. Lexy nov4/07 Just a lil rant we should all do it!

Why
Life's a bitch. I'm in love with my best friend Beth and she knows how i feel for her and she doesn't have anywhere near the feelings that I have for her. So why is it that we as people can put so much of ourselves out there to people and just get shut down. I seriously wanna cry and just be pissed cuz i can tell and i know that she doesn't love me like i love her. i spend as much time as i can with her we go out to eat and i pay. i wanna be everything i bf or future husband could be to her. She's the best thing to happen to me in quite sometime but I hurts that shes not the one that i'm supposed to be with. I'm just bitching on here cuz i need somewhere and somebody to bitch to. I'm just gonna get drunk and wish that i could drink away the pain that i feel inside. but seriously why is it that we can put so much of ourselves out there and then get shut down. for some of us we are just destined to be friends and torment ourselves. I've always been just the friend that the girl didn't wa

I Believe In Personal Liberty! Don't You?
LIBERTARIAN!!! The fiscal conservatism (Good for the economy), and strong support of the Military (The only REAL purpose and need of a central Federal Government) of the Republicans, without their moral judgements and meddling in peoples personal lives (although I disagree on their position on an unborn childs right to survive). With none of the Democrats SOCIALISTIC propogation of the "Welfare State", society controlling, and self destructive "Hate America first" BULLSHIT! AND THEY BELIEVE IN LEGALIZING THE HERBAGE!!! It's TIME for a VIABLE THIRD CHOICE!!!

Drunk
so i'm sittin here drunk still kinda in a pissed mood about beth cuz i love her so much it seriously makes me wanna cry but everyone else is going or has gone to bed. i'm too drunk to go anywhere so i'm just here to bitch and continue drinking until i pass out

New Stuff
good morning everyone, i was just gonna let everyone know that i got my girlfriend to sign up on here. So why doesn't everyone go show her some love like you have all shown me over the past couple of years. thanx and i hope everyone has a great day. Chicklet (Mr. Nice Guy's Girlfriend)@ fubar

Why Not
Why not take a chance on love...I'll tell you why not to. I spent the last 2 1/2 years living with a man I didn't even apparently know. Here I thought things were great and the whole time he was using me for a place to stay, a car, and I guess you would say sexy too. I really thought he was the right man....I guess I was wring, so thank twice before saying life two short just do it. I jumped into a relationship and look what it got me a cold lonely heart....

Randomness
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM: You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away... TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows.You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by

Remember When....
I Resign From Adulthood I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old resignation ..again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple; When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes,. but that didn't bother you, Because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be obl

Cheating On Fubar
Okay so here's the dillema Beautiful blue eyed BBW is my wife and she's cheating online with a guy on here named pbmax I have told them both several times about there behavior and to no avail i need help to be rid of this situation!!!

I Am.....
I am to some the one your mother warned you about. To others the one that got away. To others the one you quick judged and never found out what I am really like. To others the one you had but messed up with and lost forever. To others the guy at the club you wished you knew but are afriad to talk to. To some the guy you didn't give a chance to and now are stuck with some guy that you know is not right for you. To some the one you have waited for all your life but just haven't found yet because we travel in different circles. I am always open to meeting new people. I believe in total honesty from the beginning. I can keep up with any conversation and love to talk. I text like a girl..haha. I am not that big on sports and would rather go on a motorcyle ride. Ok that is all you get for now. Send me a message if you have got this far.

Dont Understand
Well recently I have been angry at men. They complain how we cant decide what we want they are just as bad. They complain about woman who are to clingy but then a woman who is independent and they dont want that eather. They say they are open to woman of all shapes and sizes but then turn around and only want to date skinny girls. Some say they are straight and the next thing you know they are sleeping with a guy. They say they want someone who is not pushy and jelous and a cheater then when they have that kind of girl right infront of them they choose someone who is just what they said they didnt want. Sometimes I feel like giving up on ever finding the right guy. I have yes met some nice guys but they are always a few states away. I am not sure how the whole long distance relationship works anyway. I have seen it work and seen it fail. Plus where the hell do you begin anyway its not like you can just go out for coffee and see if you mesh. Why the hell does this all have t

My Fault
I know that I am hard to get along with. I always want things my way. But it's my life. I shouldn't have to live my life a way that I don't want. I don't want a man that disappears for days at a time. It is MY FAULT for letting it happen all these years. I should have walked away then. You don't think you ae wrong because this is how you are. You did it before me and you will do it long after me. Just because you like it doesn't mean I have to like it. I don't want to live my life this way anymore. I should have stopped it in the beginning. So now is the time to make a change. If I can't have what i want in a man, then I would just rather be alone. I have done everything I know to do to help you change into the man that I want. And again this is MY FAULT because you didn't want to change. I am sorry for everything I have tried to make you become. Since it is all MY FAULT I am the only one that can stop it. You have your life and I want mine. And in the long run we can all be happy.

Tool Squad
I am sorry to burst your little bubbles but all this lounge shit and club shit is ridiculous. You tools dont own clubs or anything. Stop with all the names like Asshole-A.K.A-mememberofthetoolmobfamilybouncertotheredicoulousanduglysisterofthecomsmicmoronic. You think just because you have a few loser friends on a website that makes you less of a tool? You sit all day and wait for a rating or comment on your page instead of doing something meaningful like feeding your kids or working. You bitch and moan about how life sux but you dont do shit to change it. You will always be a Walmart worker if you waste you life on here! You will never be Britney Spears dummies. Just because you have guys that cant fuck a jelly doughnut at 3am tells you that you are a hottie doesn't change the face GOD gave you! Look at the people rating you! If you think they are nasty then why would you get a swelled head about your self? Obviously you would be less then them. Here is a secret, if you were a s

Help Our Fubar Friends!!
OK HERE'S THE DEAL. TWO OF MY FRIENDS ARE IN REALLY EASY CONTESTS. ANONYMOUS NEEDS ONLY ONE COMMENT FROM EACH PERSON, AND JULIET NEEDS ONLY ONE RATE FROM EACH PERSON! SEPARATE CONTESTS, AND THEY NEED A LITTLE HELP. NOW NORMALLY I DON;T ENDORSE CONTESTS BECAUSE I HATE BOMBING, BUT THIS ISN'T BOMBING! SO IF Y'ALL CAN STOP BY AND DO THIS FOR THEM, WE WOULD ALL APPRECIATE IT! THANKS SO MUCH! ANONYMOUS JUST NEEDS ONE COMMENT FROM EACH PERSON! PLEASE STOP BY AND SHOW LOVE! CLICK THE PIC AND DROP A COMMENT! JULIET JUST NEEDS ONE RATE FROM EACH PERSON! AND HOW CAN YOU SKIP SOMEONE NAMED JULIET IN A VALENTINE'S CONTEST? (BTW, SHE HAS COMPETITION THAT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE GET BEAT IN THIS)ONCE AGAIN, CLICK THE PIC AND JUST RATE IT! THANKS SO MUCH! THESE HOES HAVE BEEN PUT ON THE CORNER BY: ~Slave Princess~@ fubar (repost o

Bye Fubar
its pretty sad when Fubar askes you to refer people to join and when you do they rob you account and reset you to 0. Last night I went to bed with 1,4xx,xxx fubucks and just as many points with 23 invites sent and 19 joined. Today I wake up and have 0 fubucks, 0 points and 23 invites and none joined!!!!!!!!!!! MOst of my invites have salutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then when I ask I get no response other than I need to email fubar support. I am about out of here.. this is BS!!

Katie
Katie was driving. She was driving not because it always made her feel good to drive but because it did always make her feel better to drive. This particular drive was not unlike any of the others. In her “little fast machine” it was never so much about the destination as it in fact it was the trip itself. Katie didn’t really drive because she had somewhere to go but instead just so enjoyed the process of getting there no mater where there might be. She usually always drove “little fast machine” with the music up very loud because, well simply put because if it wasn’t up very loud she couldn’t hear it. Now Katie didn’t have any sort of auditory disability. Her only DISability was not being able to go anywhere in “LFM” with the windows up. It didn’t matter if it was negative 30 outside and a blizzard was coming down the windows would be the same. She would just adjust the in cabin temp with the AC. She drove with them down because it didn’t feel like magic with t

New Drug For Us Women
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Faker Watch
I'll never understand why people fake others online. It may be fun and all until you're caught, but seriously... you're going to get caught one day, and it'll just be your own damn fault when no one likes you. It's the same thing with people who steal other people's work. I've found my pictures on sites that are absolutely disgusting, all because people want to pretend to be me. Why? Be real! Take this for example - http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1358935&albumid=0&i=127326986 That's Diddy, from Diddylicious.com (nsfw). She clearly claims that it's not her... SO WHY POST IT? People think copyright theft is a fucking joke. grr

General
Pure Thought!!! Think of this, a heavenly rapture The perfect picture you can't capture. Worlds beyond worlds, the other side Inside, outside, the way we live and die. Open up the universal mind Stretch the horizon, bend the line. You seek the answer of ultimate Tell all, hide all show the sacred. Wild beliefs expand this range A sene of color, they always change. Form clusters of pure collisions A mirror image of this illusion. Light illuminates the face of expedition Follow the path of loned tradition. Deep down the heart of creation Is a home with a calm sensation. Think of this, a place of raw attitude No peace just contorted solitude!! Faces of unpleasant means Voices of childs, the lost scream!! Congradulate the war of cravings No use in living, no point of saving!! To this I plead without doubt If life shifts death, what's it about? I don't understand the bold type If were free why do we die? W

Diaries Of Theinkfreak 01-06-08
01-06-08 It's amazing, Me without words to say. Almost as amazing as how this song just came to me. I have never heard it before just a few minutes ago, I swear it must have been delivered right to me. I have decided to let this song by Jaci Velasquez speak for me, for only the mouth can speak, but yet the words of this song came from the heart. So here it is MyPrecious. I hope from the song you will find a peaceful message. I love you. Imagine me without you

Cupid Did What???
CUPID HAS HIT FUBAR!!!!! Starting Sunday, Jan. 6th until Feb. 13th we are doing a different kind of contest. To celebrate Valentines Day, we are offering a great deal. For 1,000 fu-bucks Fu-Cupid will send the person of your choice 2 Fu-gifts (Chocolates and a rose) and a personalized valentines graphic that includes a picture of them, and a personalized message from you. Included, for each of these that you purchase, you will be entered into a drawing for some great prizes listed below. These can be purchased for friends or that special someone, or even to a secret crush! PRIZES: Both of the following (2) purchased from FTD.com: Pink Pleasure: Burning Pleasure: Victoria Secret $25.00 Gift Card Red Lobster $25.00 Gift Card Ruby Tuesday $25.00 Gift Card 2 Blockbuster $10.00 Gift Cards 2 1 day Fubar Blasts 1 million Fu-bucks 500,000 Fu-bucks 425,000 Fu-bucks 250,000 Fu-bucks 150,000 Fu-bucks 50,000 Fu-bucks WHEN YOU PURCHASE A DEAL FOR SOMEONE,WHO

Still Offline At Home!
Well what's up people?? I't 2008, a brand new year, but I still have no internet at home. So if you see me online I am either at work( they have not blocked fubar access, thank god,lol) OR I am at the Library! Usually every day after 5:30 pm(EST) SO keep stoppin by, I check this every (few) days. SO comment, rate , fan, friend, etc. And if you message me it may take a while to get back, I TRY to get on everyday, BUT if I have stuff to do, I will be here (eventually) Later.

Bestbuy 1-6-08
A year ago today.. exactly, I bought an Xbox360/w/extended warranty and a JVC camcorder @ Best Buy in Findlay. The next day we had to exchange the xbox because it wouldn't work, and I also exchanged the JVC Camcorder for a Cannon mini DV one. Well yesterday when we were in Findlay we went to the BestBuy to exchange the xbox because its f'd up .. well they didn't have any.. so I asked them to check if Toledo BestBuy did.. they did. So today I called them told them to hold one because we had an exchange. We get there and the bish says oh yeah, we can't hold them and its been exchanged out all ready and no we don't have anymore o.O I said "Ok I'm trying to remain calm here, its not MY fault that your guy didn't know that and didn't tell me that" so then they start trying to figure out how to make it work out. Well we decide to do a store credit thing so I can then order it online and have it shipped straight to us. Great right? Nope when she is trying to figure out the receipts to do th

Family Luv
Heres Some of the Greatest Friends You can ever have.. ClassicBeauty"Goddess"AGENT47SuperStarrPrincess***Proud Owner of The Sisterhood***MIZZ SHADY LEADER OF SHADYS POSSE S*U*P*~Hunter~HELLCAT O'NINE TALESBOBBYBONES~DSC ~!~ BobbyT645~!~~Irish The Infamous ~ Plus as well as the Greatest Friends that are above. I want to say Thank You to all my friends that have so dearly helped. i don't want to forget anyone cause I'm thankful for the Love & all the New Friends that I'm meeting now as well that have help so dearly. Cheers to all OF YOU !!

Friens
There are friends who help us load the bags of purchases, mainly because we were with them to shop for not they not like driving. There are friends who have always with you, but because they pay a glass. There are friends who love to hear the things we say, to bad language below. There are friends we shout "you are with a depression" and never again to see how we connect. There are friends who are always there for us, especially when we are not there. Well then comes the friends, that we do not know personally, but we ask each day as we are. There are friends who do not know personally but offer a brief medical advice about which pills to take our disease There are friends who do not know personally but who tell us, comes here to me and I help you. There are friends at a distance of a message that we shout "stops thinking with that shit, dude who does not deserve" but that excuse by asking hard way spoke to us while but fall a single word. There are friends at a distance of

In Time Of
My soul drifts aimlessly in times of hopelessness. It searches tirelessly for meaning and truth ... Yet finds no direction. My heart bleeds quietly in times of loneliness. It yearns to find warmth and happiness ... Yet it somehow eludes me. My eyes seek out visions in times of want. They gaze endlessly through the blackness that envelops them ... Yet they cannot see the light. My ears listen earnestly in times of silence. They search for familiar sounds to comfort and console ... Yet they cannot penetrate the darkness that surrounds me. My arms reach out frantically in times of despair. They seek strength and compassion to enfold me ... Yet they find nothing substantial to enwrap. My mind cries out desperately in times of solitude. It poses intense questions that demand answers ... Yet there are none to be found.

Faith
Faith, is all we have, to make it throught the day. Faith, that when were lost, we will find our way. Faith, in each other, in all that we do. Faith, that our love will always see us through. Faith, in our lord, who gives us a choice. Faith, in our savior, in him we rejoice. Faith, in are church, our family and friends. Faith, we'll succeed, and reap his dividends. Faith, in God's people, that they will do what it right. Faith, we'll be blessed, if we follow the light. Faith, in the future, in those chosen to lead. Faith in God's plan, that we will use to succeed. Faith, in my wife, who stands by my side. Faith, to all, who have suffered and died. Faith, in the meek, who shall inherit the earth. Faith, that he'll come again, a chance for rebirth. Faith, that one day, in his presence we'll be. Faith, that will last, through eternity. Faith, to endure, till the end of time. Faith, as he puts, his hand in mine.

Away
Ok i know i havent been on much but some know y.... but i may be gone for a bit longer now...i think i have to go sit off fines i owe tomorrow...not sure till i get there so i guess i will be jobless again and have to start all over again grrrrrrrrrr....... but if im on tomorrow i guess i am ok and they gave me a chance to play catch up now..... but if not its been real hope to talk to ya all later.... ooh if i do i might be in the franklin county jail or jackson pike in columbus ohio for all u who wanna know or may wanna write so im not so bored huh lol.... ooh and my real name is John Haudenshild and if ya want i should write back send a self addressed stamped envelope...... ok but hopefully they give me another chance grrrrrrrrr........ talk to ya all later...... lots of love Tongue :p

~*struggle At Mind*~
Last month in December I did something really bad. I will talk about it as much as I can. So here goes. I did something bad to someone that I truly loved. I really loved this person. I didn't even want to fall for this person and I did. It took us a couple of weeks and we became close. We called each other everyday and texted each other until we passed out on each other. Then on this person's birthday out of all days I hurt this person. I made this person cry and feel bad for me. After this person didn't know I "hurt" them. I tried not to make a big deal about it. I tried to make this person's 21st birthday the best birthday ever! We had a party. The next few days was terrible! What I did sunk in, and it went to hell. This person's friends attacked me. I freaked out so much that I became depressed and told the person that night how I felt about it all and how shitty I was feeling. This person told me to give them a few days to think about what all happened. After this person's frie

How Many ?!?!!!!!
Contest has Begun! Rate/Comment at will. Click the pic of me bellow to vote on me - Aussie73. Still getting to know people here after being away for a year or so, so I need all the help I can get!!! Happy New Year!! RULES :: No Time Limit, First 10 People to reach 17K comments win This is a comment bombing contest, comments count as 1 point and rates count as 3 points Self bombing is allowed and encouraged Absolutely NO DRAMA Anyone caught cheating using blasters or scripts will be immediately disqualified

The Wife And The Girlfriend...
ok people, especially ladies... i'm putting this up here for moments of weakness women may have while dating married men... here goes.... HE IS NOT GOING TO LEAVE HIS WIFE !!! it's just not gonna happen. AND!! if by some cosmic chance the guy does leave his wife, why the hell would you want to be with someone that you KNOW is gonna cheat on you!?!?! and don't give me that "but it's diffrent with us... his wife blah blah blah bad stuff blah blah blah" ok, first off, he's married... so at some point in time he proooooobably was sweet talkin his wife. telling her how much he loves her and blah blah blah.... now second, what' he telling you? NO WAIT! DON'T ANSWER THAT! let me do it for you.. "i love you, i want to be with you and only you, things will be diffrent soon... all i have to do (before leaving his wife) is... [insert bullshit statement here]" he's lieing, well, part of him is telling the truth. it just happens to be the part that he's always pestering you about..

2008
Tips for the ladies in year 2013 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2013 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend! Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just su

Helpout Forestrican
ForestRican: When I signed on today I seen that my level was back at freshmeat 0 and I was at level 19 and could smell level 20 lol when I signed off last night. I have all my friends and stuff ...I had like 9 people join and they don't have that listed for me either....I went to the support lounge and there were a few other people in there screaming the same thing...All they said was write to teh support peeps...I cant even rate pics lol I ran out lol I forgot how sorry it is at the bottom... YOU ALL PLZ SHOW SOME LOVE TO FORESTRICAN SHE WAS AT LEVEL 19 THEN FOUND HERSELF THIS MORNING AT FRESHMEAT PLZ AND TY ForestRican@ fubar

Dont Know What Do Think...
So alot of people know about me and Jeremy. What people dont know is what my guy feeling is telling me. When he left for two weeks to go back home, I knew ahead of time I wouldnt hear from him. But now looking back, he could have tooken the time to call me. He sometimes acts weird around me. Like when i ask him questions and he looks down at the floor instead of at me when he answers. Plus every time he gets a beep its ALWAYS his mom. He never answered kimmy's email asking if we were a couple. I know I need to come out and ask him what he consider's us but im so affraid of the answer. Every since our second date my gut feeling has been telling me theres something not right with him. With all this crap on my mind I woke up this morning depressed and home sick. I never get home sick. I just dont know what to do. I would greatly appreciate the advice.... 8:33 - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos

Contest's And Giveaway's
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" My Life "
I have a wall you can't see, because it's deep inside of me, it blocks my heart on every side' and it helps emotions there to hide' you can't reach in,and i can't reach out, you wonder what it's all about,the wall i built that you can't see'results from insecurity..... Each time my tender heart was hurt,the scars within grows worse and worse...... so stone by stone i built a wall........... thats now so thick it will not fall....... please understand that its not you...... continue trying to break through....... i want so much to show myself...... and love from you will really

If You Cant Hear Music In A Lounge Here Is The Fix
How To Get Music In certain Lounges Using Internet Explorer and Firefox This is for lounges with music but you cant hear it after refreshing, restarting Fubar and restarting computer. FOR Internet Explorer: 1.Open Internet Explorer 2.Go to and click on "Tools" on the tool bar 3.scroll down to "Internet Options" and click on it 4.Click on the "Programs Tab" 5.Select the "Window Media Player" add-on to highlight it in the Add-On list 6.Go to the bottom to the "Settings box" 7.Select "Disable" 8.Then click "OK" button 9.Restart Internet Explorer 10. Come back into lounge and you should hear music FOR FireFox: 1.Open FireFox 2.Go to and click on "Tools" on the tool bar 3.scroll down to "Options" and click on it 4.Go to the "File Type" box 5.Click the "Manage" button 6.Scroll until you see mp3 7.Select mp3 - winamp 8.Click the "Change Action" button 9.Click 1st option: "Open with the default application" 10.winamp or windows media player should be in t

My Writings. Please Be Kind And Don't Copy
It seems when we least expect it, that's when we find someone who will turn our entire world on its axis. That's what happened to me. On an ordinary day, when nothing special was going on, my world turned upside down. After that, I can't remember a better day in my life. What happened? My dreams became reality. Here's my story. I was sitting in a corner booth at my regular hang out, having a drink to unwind from the stresses of work. I had said hello to all of the regulars, but wasn't really getting involved in their conversations about which sports team was better and which pop culture star had done the most shocking thing in recent events. I was occasionally interjecting a comment here and there to seem interested, but I really wasn't. I simply wanted to unwind and do a little self reflection. As the time drifted slowly by, I drifted more and more out of the chatter and into a sort of haze. I'm sure I must have had a blank stare on my face as I drifted into oblivion, but no

The Nuclear
One act play The Nuclear East London; within earshot of the church bells at Bow. A nuclear sub (English pub), early evening. Players: Angus-older fella Nigel- older fella Connor-young bloke Neil-young bloke Braden- man at the bar Andrew- man at the bar Stanley- drunk Scot sitting at the bar Bartender Waitress Door to the pub opens widely, two young men in their mid twenties storm in laughing and carrying on. They sit at the end of the bar. Two older fellas sit at a table; they are regulars to the establishment. They watch the young men. Connor: Let me buy ya a pig, me old china! (Let me buy you a beer my friend) Neil: I’ll take an Andy Pandy on the rocks. (brandy on the rocks) Connor: Waitress, hey bird, come here The waitress is on the phone, ignores the young men Connor: She just keeps rabbiting (talking) on the dog and bone (telephone). I want me drink! The men hears the waitress laugh Connor: I don’t Adam and Eve it, (I

I'm For Sale
I am up for bid in an action. To any of my friends interested in bidding on me check out my bulletins. If I'm not completely to your liking there are lots of my friends to pick from. So if you want a HOTT boy or girl to be all yours come on down and put in a bid.

My Brother
Tomorrow will mark 4 years since my brother passed away from cancer. I miss him it seems like more and more everyday. Everything i think about what he is missing from mine and his two children's lifes. What'd i would give to have you back on this earth with us!! i miss you and love you aug 11, 1973-jan 7, 2004

Why??
This is really meant just to get the thoughts out of my head. I have been up so long that I cant think and blogging is sometimes a release of what you are thinking but just cannot or do not say. Someone very dear to me had a heart attack last night....this is someone that I have spent 15 years of my life with and until now had very little contact....sad but true. Why does it take something like this to happen before you wake up and realize the things in life you have/had are taken for granted. Why is it so hard for us just to stop and see how fortunate we really are and all the things we have to be thankful for. Why do we give up so easily when things seem hard? Why are we having a pity party for ourselves over such little trival things that really mean nothing in the long run. And most importantly why does it take something so tragic to make us wake up and see that we are never given a second. We are all living on borrowed time so why not live life to the fullest instead of

My Mind
By CRYSTAL OWENS Item Staff Writer cowens@theitem.com A Cherryvale man was robbed and shot to death Saturday night while delivering pizzas at a local mobile home park, authorities said. William J. Flexon, 46, of 4627 Blanche Road, Lot 165, was pronounced dead at the scene about 8:45 p.m. from a gunshot wound to the chest, Sumter County Coroner Verna Moore said. An autopsy at Newberry Pathology Associates has been scheduled for today. Reports said Flexon was found lying on the ground next to his van in front of a mobile home at 1128 Cherryvale Drive, Lot 7, in the OC Mobile Home Park. Flexon was reportedly delivering food for Sambino's Pizza, a business that recently moved from its Broad Street Extension location across from Shaw Air Force Base to S.C. 441, when the shooting occurred. At least three males were seen by witnesses running from the scene toward Babette Road following the shooting, according to reports, but so far no arrests have been made. Sumter C

All Girl Fantasy Football League
I have decided to start a keeper fantasy football league next year. I'm hoping to have all females in this league so if you're interested please send me a message on myspace or at my email or on Yahoo and let me know. I don't have all the details yet on what the scoring system will be like--i'll probably just keep the scoring the same as Gerald's league, and the fee will be cheaper--most likely 40 bucks or so...This league will have live scoring on a very well organized site called myfantasyleague.com--Check it out when you get a chance! As I said before, it will be a keeper league which means you can keep any players you draft the following year in exchange for a round's pick..I'll have all the rules and details to follow in the offseason! Please spread the word if you play or know of other women that play and any and all suggestions are appreciated!

Questions For "god"
1. Why don't you show yourself? You supposedly made us and want us to believe in you, right? Why the big mystery? You're also omnipresent, right? Why don't you show yourself to all of us at once and have a personal discussion with us? You can pick the date and time, we'll all stop what we are doing, I'm sure. 2. Why do you let your followers murder and rape us? Why do you let your Catholic priests sodomize our precious children? I think it's safe to say that we really don't like this. Isn't your Catholic hierarchy hand chosen by you from the top down? Are you afraid to admit to making a mistake in your choices? Can you please admit the mistake and let our children grow up in a normal, ethical and safe environment? 3. Did you really make Eve from one of Adam's ribs? Why didn't you make her from dust just like Adam? And, why do men and women have the same number of ribs if you stole one from Adam to make Eve? 4. Why do you make your followers suff

Da Queenz Thawts
Hey Fubar Well I must say that it’s been a good day today. My baby girl is home, she's been gone all week and I've been bored all week with her gone and lonely as fuck... but she's home and we're back to our usual life until she goes on vaca again. But next time she leaves me, I won't be alone and somber, moping waiting for shit to happen, IMMA MAKE THINGS HAPPEN. I know it’s hard to do so when you don’t have a job and no money to save your life, but I've come to the conclusion that if folks don’t want to be with or around you, FUCK 'EM. Tell 'em to kick rocks and keep on trucking. I may not be the finest thing on this earth, but I love who I am, how I am and how I look and my admirers think so as well… so dammit time to bust out and MAKE THINGS HAPPEN. Just seems that the ones that have the most interest are always in another damn state. But I'm patient and I know things will change for me for the better. It’s as if a cloud was somehow lifted from me because I made

Support The Wicked Dollz
If you have not already done so go to www.wickeddollz.net and check out my profile. Help keep me on the top hits. thanks mmcl If you wanna see me do any special set ideas leave me comments and I'll try to do as many as i can.

A Husband Takes His Wife To Play Her First Game Of Golf
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.' So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.' Wh en they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?' 'Uh...yeah, sir.. We're sure sorry abou t that,' the husband replied. 'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You see, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you

Support Our Troops
Proof of abuse by our troops that the media missed.. Armed American Troops Force Iraqis to Seesaw Until They Talk! Iraqi Child Bites GI In Self Defense After Obvious Torture! GI Falls Asleep On Duty While Using Iraqi Child As Body Armor! GI Overheard to say "Talk or I'll tickle you till you pee!" More Evidence Of Failed US Intelligence Policy. Soldier Attempts to Eat Iraqi Child! Clear Evidence of Forced Labor by Troops! Iraqis Grateful That American Forces Did Not Open Fire During Soccer Game! Soldier Caught At "Tickle-Torture" To Extract Intelligence! GI Forces Iraqi Child To Hang By Fingertips! No comment here. There's nothing funny about this one!!!!!!!!!!

Montanos Blog
To Woman in relationships: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and sa

Meanings
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________ ____________________ _______ _____ ____ ____ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looki ng into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________ ____________________ _______ _____ ____ ____ -----Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Poems
I am sorry that I can never be good enough. I am sorry things can be so tough. I am sorry that I cant be your only one. I am sorry that I cant be done. I am sorry you cant see this pain. I am sorry I didnt kiss you in the rain. I am sorry I live another day. I am sorry that I feel this way. I am sorry you cant need me so. I am sorry you cant let us grow. I am sorry for the way I act. I am sorry for my impact. Im sorry that my beating heart is so small. Im sorry that Im not sorry, not even a little, not even at all.

Auction Im In Closes On The 8th
Lord Lestat’s and Kyttiekat’s First Auction Runs from January 1st till January 9th 1.Gothique Temptation Up for offer: Their name in mine as "Owned By" for One Month A link to their profile on my main page for One Month A weekly pimpout just for them for One Month HH rates of ALL stash and pics, 11's If I have a VIP Three to five custom graphics made just for them My personal IM, so they get to chat with me a personal salute *SFW* Real Life Gifts: including gift cards, to Victoria's Secret, Amazon, Fredericks of Hollywood, etc, various online stores, or a prepaid Visa/MasterCard cards a personal NSFW salute a personal phone call 5 to 10 pics of their choice, lingirie, corset pics 5 to 10 pics of feet, legs, heels 1 or 2 homemade NSFW videos 2.Sweet Shalyna Up for offer: All pics and stash rated during HH 100 11s once a week for a month if i am still VIP SFW Salute Will put my crush on them for a month Daily profile comment from me If bid is

Sweet Joining
We are laying on the couch watching a movie. You are laying behind me with ur arms around me. I can feel your hard manhood against my bottom as I move closer into you. Your fingers trace lines across my stomach sending chills through out my body.My hand is caressing your manhood through your pants.You continue your search of my body going up to find my bare breast tracing circles around my nipples teasing as my core grows moist. You continue to caress and tease my nipples twith light flicks and pulls from your fingers. A slight moan escapes my lips. I turn to face you placing a kiss on ur lips. You return my kiss as our hands roam each others bodies exploring. Our kiss deepens but still remains passionate. You pick me up and carry me to your bedroom,where you set me on my feet at the foot of the bed removing my clothes and treading kisses down my body as my clothes fall away to the floor. I stop you as your fingers slide under my panties at my hips for removal.I brush a kiss ligh

Living In Cleveland!!!
If your Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Cleveland If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Cleveland If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Cleveland If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Cleveland If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of I-80 for the weekend, you live in Cleveland If you measure distance in hours, you live in Cleveland If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Cleveland If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Cleveland If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Cleveland If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Cleveland If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and

I Reached My Comment Level It Will Not Reset For 24 Hrs
I REACHED MY COMMENT LEVEL FOR THE DAY TODAY IT WILL BE 24 HRS BEFORE IT RESETS CAN YOUS HELP ME TY CHERIE AKA BREW The contest starts on saturday January 5th at 6 PM , central time , and ends on January 15th at 6 PM . Below is a list of all the contestants . When the contest opens just click on their picture to get to their contest page . Good luck to all and have fun . (repost of original by '* lisasweet *' on '2008-01-05 06:01:28') (repost of original by '~PASSY~-"Wifey To My Sweetheart Joe"' on

Tatteredthoughts
Okay so this is the first entry. I have so much to write about but no idea where to begin. Okay so New Year's happened not too long ago and i have a few resolutions. For one, i am going to start up on my writings, i have to get some major progress done on the book before my co-author gets back in about a week and a half. Secondly, i have been painting alot here lately and am getting better with each one. Maybe one day, i will be at a point where i can begin to sell some of my art. I am extremely hard on myself. Thirdly, i am really trying to get all of my finances back in order, that way i can start saving again. I have the trip to Pa next month but no other big splurges for a while. And Finally, women...... sigh.... I hate this whole being single thing. Its annoying. Maybe after Feb there will be someone but that is still too far away and the possibilities of that happening are slim. I feel so unhappy here lately. But thankfully my friends have kept me sane and Nathan has me looki

This Is Funny...
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, The administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workpl

Nuttin Special
Today the papers are sent to the courts. The divorce should be final in 60 days or so. I have wanted this with all my heart for what seems forever. Now that it is happening, I'm suddenly scared, worried, unsure. Is this normal? I think about going back and I cry. I can't go back to that. I can't go back to the uncertainty, the instability, the lovelessness I feel. I am doing the right thing. Life is good, it is better now than it was. I have to keep telling myself this. Do not let the fear take you back to that aweful life. It is time to look forward with excitement...i have to look forward to the rest of my life. I am free, finally! I will be fine and I am happy, I am happy with me, finally. I love myself and I finally enjoy being me and being around me again lol...sounds stupid, I know. I was miserable. I hated who I had become. Enjoy myself, enjoy my kids, enjoy my life again. I cannot wait to begin!!! Watch me go!!!! :)

Giving Away A Happy Hour /vip/blast Contest
OK. I AM NOW TAKING PICS FOR THE BEST SALUTE TO PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR CONTEST. I MUST HAVE 10 REAL PEOPLE WILLING TO WORK THERE COMMENTS. THIS IS A 30 DAY CONTEST OR THE FIRST TO REACH 60,000 COMMENTS. THEN A 2ND PLACE OF 45,000 THEN A 3RD PLACE OF 30,000. THE WINNER OF THE CONTEST GETS A HAPPY HOUR ON THE DAY THEY WANT IT. 2ND GETS THE VIP AND 3RD GET A BLAST. EVERY ONE GETS FUBUCKS IF THEY HAVE A MIN OF 10,000 COMMENTS AT THE END OF THE CONTEST.PRIZE WINNERS GET ONLY PRIZES. NO FUBUCKS. SORRY EVERYONE WINS SOMETHING. SO IF YOU WANT IN THEN SEND YOUR ROCKSTAR SALUTE TO ME. WILL START WHEN 10 PEOPLE ENTER. ALL ARE WELCOME TO ENTER.

2008 Parties!!!
These parties start at 8 PM and can last for up to 6 or 7 hours. The cover is only $10. Your boundaries/limits will be respected. Please respect ALL, if you attend. Floyd & Barb (Hosts) 1099 South Virginia in Reno, NV 775.329.1099 January 19 - 70's & 80's Retro February 09 - Pretty in Pink March 15 - Who's Your Lucky Charm? April 19 - Passion & Fantasy May 10 - Slave June 21 - Just Because July 12 - Hawaiian Luau & BBQ August 08 - Leather August 09 - Lace September 06 - Lingerie September 27 - Leather Vibrations October 18 - Halloween Costume November 22 - PJ December 13 - Sexy Santa's Helper

Pet ( Iguess)
this is highly dirty... im workin get faneties out of my head and this works for me...if you do not like reading ur porn please stop now... and be kind this is my deflowering piece of work of this kind... and i dont have a penis i ws just assuming how it feels................... I watched her in the shower. She rinses the soap from her body the water drips from her perfect breasts she gently rinses her pussy, she moans in pleasure. Taking her free hand and teases her nipple. Raising the water she works her self in to in state of ecstasy, I love watching her orgasm. She stops breathing, holding her breath to intensify the sensations sending her over the top. I want to taste her but I will let her have her own time knowing it will work to my benefit later. She comes out of the bathroom just they way I like her. Naked and clean, lily’s long reddish brown hair dried and straiten. covering part of her left breast. “May I make you breakfast, my lord” lily asked leaning into me so I

Thanks
Well i posted a sticky yesterday about being fu - poor and wanting to make graphics in exchange for stash rates ---> http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=3355883016 Alot of people hitmy stash up, and some even just sent me fu bucks lol. I would liekto thank all you of that have been working hard and completing my stash, weather you have finished or not, and a bigthanks to the people who just donated. You guys are great so without further ado, here are the Stash rate soldiers and the Givers to the poor lol. PLEASE GO RATE FAN ADD AND SHOW THIS GUYS AND GALS SOME LOVE! ♥DjSweets♥ FuBaЯ's Afte® Hours™@ fubar CANADIAN ®- MR. SWEETNESS - SWEATHEART - MR NOODLE!!!!@ fubar ~Kiwichi~ *Ayottolah of Rock and Rolla*@ fubar ♥Thyckie Thyck♥ Club FAR ♥@ fubar † Skitz †@ fubar Heartistic Soul@ fubar ~*~Muerte Bella™...Baka's...FU-Owned by Tennisgirl1987...Aly's part time lover...~*~@ fubar *~$inful*~ MiSSin My HoRsE fan/rate/add

Thoughts
I feel like I am trapped in a prison. There's no truth, Only lies. There's no light, Only darkness. There's no love, Only hate There's no peace, Only war There's no end, No way to escape Falling fast, Everything is a blur. I cant focus all i see is darkness. Is this hell? Is this where i am destined to be? No, I must fight. I must not give up. I must escape from this prison. This prison of darkness and lies. This prison of war and hate. There is one escape. Belief in all that is good. That is my escape. My escape from this eternal prison. This neverending hell. I will escape. I do believe. Farewell my prison for i make my escape. This might be kind of creepy to some people but this is a summary of what goes through my head everytime i am scared or angry or depressed becuase when i have those feelings i get this feeling in my gut that a hole has openedin the floor beneath me and i feel like i am falling into oblivion and i thin it is best described as a prison.

Thinking
I CANT STOP LOVIN YOU I love you i love the way you talk i love the way you love me i love the way you look and i love the way you look at me and i love your smile the way you sneeze i love everthing about you when i touch you i feel like im touching an angel from above and youre too good for me i never want to let you go and i get butteflie in my stomach and i cant stop loving you no matter how hard i try your just stuck in my head and cant stop loving you i do love you i miss cuddling with you during the night .. baby have you ever felt so much love like this? im love addicted to you does anyone ever feel like their love like this? like nothing could go wrong between until it happens or like youre so much in love with someone that you just want to tell the whole world that you really do love this person but people keep teling you youre too good to be with them well t

Flame's World Of Mischief
I HAVE TO ADMIT, MUCH OF THIS I DIDN'T KNOW....Who is Barack Obama?? Very interesting and something that should be considered in your choice. If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts...this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States...better heed this and pray about it and Share it.? We checked this out on 'snopes.com'. It is factual. Check for yourself.? Who is Barack Obama?? Probable U. S. Presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu , Hawaii , to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel , Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHIEST from Wichita ,Kansas . Obama's parents met at the U niversity of Hawaii. When Obama was two Years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia . When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocate to Indonesia. Obama attended a MUSLIM school in J akarta. H

Random Thoughts Of A Tainted Heart
I’m a dick! No, this is not the famous introduction of a favorite grunting comedian that comes to my mind. I’m just simply a dick. I’ve misled, used, hurt feelings, slept around while single, and showed no feeling, or compassion for many a woman. I cover my actions in the name of honesty. I’ve never cheated and so I’m in the right. Right? But what made me this way? Why do I not trust? Why can’t I find love? To answer this simply is to say “I DON’T KNOW!” I’m no expert on love. I don’t know its entirety. However, I can tell you of what I want, past experiences, and who I am so you may better be the judge of it. Here is a little history on me. I got married at the age of 18. I was faithful, loving, providing to the best of my ability. I am serving in the USAF and at the time was only an Airman First Class. My son was born of that marriage and his name is Riley. At the writing of this he is 3 years old. The marriage was rocky from the start. Sh

Thank You!
I can't tell you all enough how much all of your gifts, messages and comments mean to me. They have made my Birthday absolutely amazing! I'm kinda of overwhelmed and never expected so much generosity from all my friends on here. I hate to do a thank you this way but I had to work today and some friends are taking me out for my B-day so I don't have time to personally thank you and from the looks of it I will be working on that throughout the week as it is. :D Ya'll are awesome and I appreciate each and everyone of you. Thanks Canadian AKA Jason and Gary (DSC) for the awesome Birthday pimpouts. MANY THANKS TO YOU ALL FOR SHOWING ME SO MUCH LOVE! Much love and respect, Jackie commentburner.com

Ughh!
So here i am at another cross roads in my life where i am trying to do the right thing and do what is not only best for me but best for my son. I would love nothing more than to find a nice decent guy that doesnt suck at life and can accept me for what i am and the way that i am. while i would like a relationship i am still not a mushy person, i enjoy snuggling from time to time but i am not all lovey dovey i am more after a good friend, someone to watch football, enjoy a brew but be a good influence on my son. with that in mind from time to time i do get a little girly need someone's shoulder to cry on and someone to talk to, so dont act all offened at me when i require that, by the way does not happen often. hell when he is at his dads house belive me i am a wild child and love to have fun but the other 11 days out of the 2 weeks i am a mom, i work hard, i am a one woman show and would love to have some help and someone to be my partner in crime ... so i dont know someone explain to

A Perspective About Old Barns
A stranger came by the other day with an offer that set me to thinking. He wanted to buy the old barn that sits out by the highway. I told him right off he was crazy. He was a city type, you could tell by his clothes, his car, his hands, and the way he talked. He said he was driving by and saw that beautiful barn sitting out in the tall grass and wanted to know if it was for sale. I told him he had a funny idea of beauty. Sure, it was a handsome building in its day. But then, there's been a lot of winters pass with their snow and ice and howling wind. The summer sun's beat down on that old barn till all the paint's gone, and the wood has turned silver gray. Now the old building leans a good deal, looking kind of tired. Yet, that fellow called it beautiful. That set me to thinking. I walked out to the field and just stood there, gazing at that old barn. The stranger said he planned to use the lumber to line the walls of his den in a

Darker Side Of Me...
What's ever watching I can't see, It does never blink, What does this entity see? Into the head, Down into the heart, Does it see into me? Into us? Clearly or Darkly? I hope it sees clearly Because I can't any longer see into myself. I see only dark. I hope for everyone's sake, the entity sees clearly. Because if the entity sees darkly, the way I do, Then I'm cursed. And cursed again. I'll only wind up dead this way! Knowing very little, and getting that little fragment, of life!

Something Different
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.' She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?' (You're gonna love this.) The bank manager looks back at her

I Don't Which Guitar I Like The Best
I've been playing guitar for 20 years, and have built up quite the collection. I guess I love them all, but my Rogue Bell Brass Resonator ranks right up there, and then there's my 92 custom Gibson LP w/EMG's for when i really feel like tuning low, and my Dean Dime just begs to shred!!! yet at times my Strat just wants to be caressed so it can let out it's blues before gettin funky. And then I grab my 87 Kramer Striker, which cranks out any sound you could possibly want, and yes, it was made in Korea, which in my opinion slaps together some of the best sounding guitars out there. what do you folks think?

Woo Hoo
I am so excited. Tonite I won a Pontiac vibe , 2005. Its grey.. with 35,000 miles. Won it for 9500 on ebay. Now, to figure out how to get to Connecticut. lol. I think we found a ticket for 95 dollars , within 10minutes of the people . I am so excited!!

Surgery Friday!!!
Last January I was diagnosed as having a slight case of HPV Ive been back to my doctors and my papsmear came up being it was more moderate to severe now and a few weeks later they did a biopsy on the abnormal cells they are saying its still a slight case but to be on the safe side my doctor wants me to have the day surgery where they will scrap away these abnormal cells..Today I had to go for a pre-op consult to discuss more about the surgery and the doctor had to check my heart and lungs well today my doctor seemed to hear a heart murmur something that seems to be out of the blue cause nobodys has ever heard me have one b4 so now b4 surgery tomorrow i have to go see my primary care doctor and see if he hears it too and if it will be ok for them to do the surgery friday...wish me all luck and please show me mad love since i am nervous as hell about all of this...I will be put to sleep during the surgery which i am thankful for because i would be anxious as hell if i had to be awake for

12 Laws Of Karma
-=THE GREAT LAW=- As you sow, so shall you reap. This is also known as the Law of Cause and Effect. Whatever we put out in the Universe is what comes back to us. If what we want is happiness, peace, friendship, love... Then we should BE happy, peaceful, loving, a friend. Negative energy sent out to others will come back to you 10 fold. -=THE LAW OF CREATION=- Life doesn't just HAPPEN, it requires our participation. We are one with the Universe both inside and out. Whatever surrounds us gives us clues to our inner state. BE and DO yourself what you want to have in your life. -=THE LAW OF HUMILITY=- What you refuse to accept, will continue for you. If what we see is an enemy, or someone with a character trait that we find to be negative, then we ourselves are not focused on a higher level of existence. -=THE LAW OF GROWTH=- Wherever you go, there you are. For us to GROW in Spirit it is WE who must change and not the people, places or things around us. The only

37 Things Thats Guys Dont Want Females To Know
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonder ful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll

Friendship
Friendship Friends are a God send if you treat them right. A real friend will always be a friend no matter what comes to light. Friends share a closeness no one else can understand. Always there to give a hug or just to lend a helping hand.

Blowjobs
Guys we need to have a little respect for our ladys and girlfriends. When they are happy we are happy. Please read the following with an open mind. And try to look at it from their point of view.... Blowjob Etiquette 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extensio

What A Great Analogy Of God For Those Who Don't Know
BY ROBIN WILLIAMS NO LESS. This is one of the best explanations Of why God allows pain and suffering That I have seen. It's an explanation Other people will understand. A man went to a barbershop to have His hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, They began to have a good conversation. They talked about so Many things And various subjects. When they eventually touched on The subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists." "Why do you say that?" Asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in The street to realize that God Doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, Would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither Suffering nor pain. I can't imagine loving a God who Would allow all of these things." The customer thought for a moment, But didn't respond because he didn't Want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer Left

We Are One
I love my Creator, and you say I don't believe in God. I honor all creation, and you say I worship animals. I talk to my Grandfathers and you say I commune with evil spirits. I feel Mother Earths heart beating and you keep building your churches on her. I respect the old ways-- and you say--"come join our modern society". To me everyday is Thanksgiving and you set your birthdays by our calendar. My life reflects my walk and my way; yours is based on conversion to a religion. I see the gathering of nations, and you stick to your denominations. You live this way with no respect for my beliefs-- and you say I am lost.

Smile
Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu, When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin When he smiled I realized I'd passed it on to him . I thought about that smile then I realized its worth, A single smile, just like mine could travel round the earth. So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected Let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! Yahoo! Mash Comments @ 123glitter.com

Tom Tom
Do you like road trips? Do you get lost sometimes? You need the Tom Tom. For $150 bucks you get a color 3d gps that will talk to you and tell you where you are and where you need to go. Easy 1 touch operation that you can't screw up. This is not one of these GPS devices that tell you to make a left in 3 feet and you end up in a f00king river. This is the real deal and comes loaded with 5 million way points and preloaded maps. Nothing else to buy except a carrying case that you can get for 5 bucks. Now I never have to ask for directions, oh wait I am a man I dont ask..LOL Serioulsy if you do a ton of driving or you just want to know what is around you then buy the Tom Tom. It is much better then the Garmin because the Tom Tom talks to you and it is portable enough to fit in your pocket. It shows you a 3D map of yourself driving and every Point of interest you want, such as ATMs or shopping, even gas stations. Also another feature you can use is phone number listings. Tom Tom not o

"serinity"
SERINITY/A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART AND MIND WHERE THE CONSTANT FLOW OF WATER STIMILATES THE WHOLE BODY WHILE YOUR MIND WONDERS TO A STATE OF "NIRVANA THE EIGHTH FOLD PATH" WERE THE BIRDS CONSTANTLY CHURP A MELODY OF PEACE AND LOVE !WERE WORDS LIKE HATE ,KILL,EVIL,STUPID,DOPE,UNFATHFUL,DECEITFUL,LIER,TERROR,HORROR,HATE,ETC AND ALL NEGETIVE WORDS ARE NOT FOUND IN THE SERINITY VOCABULARY. WERE THE WORDS LIKE LOVE ,PEACE ,HAPPYNESS,HOPE,SHARE,GOOD,ETC ARE UTILIZEDS! A PLACE WERE ONLY THE LOVELY PEOPLE WOULD WONT TO CALL HOME!

I Believe
Whatever your cross, Whatever your pain, There will always be sunshine, After the rain .... Perhaps you may stumble, Perhaps even fall, But God's always ready, To answer your call .... He knows every heartache, Sees every tear, A word from His lips, Can calm every fear ... Your sorrows may linger, Throughout the night, But suddenly vanish, Dawn's' early light .... The Savior is waiting, Somewhere above, To give you His grace, And send you His love ... Whatever your cross, Whatever your pain, "God always sends rainbows .... After the rain ... "

Snowangel22
Life is so hard as nuch as u make it out to be. But if u have the people u love around u and the ones that make u happy life will only get as easy as u make it. so make life as fun and full as u would want someone else to be.

Bombin
I know this is prolly gonna make a few people mad, but this is somethin I feel I have to do. I must appologize to Lord for leavin the KOW the way I did. Although my feelings haven't changed, I will continue to be an independent bomber (bombin on my own)helpin anyone out that I can. This was prolly not needed, but I felt it was. I shouldn't have just left the way I did, but as I said before, I will not be dragged into any drama, I have enough in my personal life, I don't need it online either. I will help anyone in any way I can, just as I have always done throughout my life.

It's Avn Time Again!
Well, it's that time of the year again . . . AVN Convention time 2008! This year should prove to be better than ever. My studio partner and I have rented a 6 Bed Room, 5,500 sq. ft. loft with a game room, hot tub, wet bar, and all the extras. It's only three blocks east of the middle of The Strip. My partner, others, and I packed the van over the weekend with enough lights, gear, and equipment for us to produce some major content over the four days of the Convention. He left today, Monday with the van and I fly in tomorrow afternoon, Tuesday. AVN starts Wednesday at 9:00 with a huge opening day party that night and runs through Saturday. Saturday night is the big AVN Awards dinner followed by a closing party from 10:00 PM to 10:00 AM Sunday. What I'm really excited about, besides the huge crowds and all of the Studio's Contract Girls is being able to use the new 1080i HD cams that we've just bought to shoot video with while we're there (that's what the big loft's for . . lol)

Lounge!!
OMG my friend that was going to help code my lounge dipped on me sooooo.... PLEASE excuse my lounge for now... join and i SWEAR you WILL love it when I am done.. ANYONE who is good with creating them PLEASE feel free to get at me... MUAH To you all, thanks in advance for you support

Gurl Confessions
1. Do you sleep in your bra? no 2. Have you kissed any one on your top list? ya 3. Are you happy with your looks? yeah somewhat. 4. Do you enjoy drama? hell nah 5. Are you a girly girl? yeah 6. Who was the last person you hugged? chris 7. Small or large purses?' depends 8. Are you short? average 5'5 9. Do you like someone? LOL 10. Do you care if your socks are dirty? yes 11. Do you think you’re conceited? no! 12. Are you a bitch? i can be 13. Do you dress up on Halloween? sometimes. 14. Are you double jointed? just 2 fingers on my right hand. 15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? my moms minivan with my bestfriend at the time tim, LOL. 16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? ya 17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? im sure, lol. 18. Do you call anybody by their last name? ya 19. Have a Fubar account? ya. 20. How many guys do you think will end up reading

Salutes?
From The Fubar Bible... What is a Salute and why should I make one? A salute is a candid photo of yourself holding a HANDWRITTEN sign with your screen name, member ID, and fubar.com proving to the world that you’re the real person behind your fubar profile. Members often write their information on their hands, feet or other body parts. Please do not submit NSFW salutes. You will NOT be able to move up past level 10 without a verified salute. If you do not submit a salute by level 10, your level will freeze along with your points. This means, until you submit a salute to level up, you will not accumulate points by participating in the day to day actions on fubar. Submitting a salute is a level-up requirement. If you do not wish to submit a salute, that is OK. But your level will freeze at level 10. How do I make a Salute? Take a photo of yourself with the following information clearly displayed in the photo. 1. Your SCREEN NAME, 2. Your Member ID number, (which i

~vs~
Beer vs. Pussy . . . 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. 2. Warm beer tastes awful. 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. 5. Ten beers in one night and you cannot drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you do not want to drive anywhere. 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. 8. You normally do not find old beer. 9. Too much beer and you will think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you will think you have seen God. 10. In most countries there is a tax on beer. 11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off 12. You can always be sure if you are the first one to open a bottle or can. 1

Wtfh
my aunts ex husband called a few minutes ago. i told him where she was and then she called me and said for me to be ready to go to columbia when she got home. i guess my uncle joe is coming for a visit who knows how long of a visit. He can keep her straight which is not something that just anyone can do. Mike tried and did a damn good job, but my uncle jo jo is just the shit. Uncle joe loves my aunt but she will not admit she loves him. I told him about what she is going through and he already knew because she told him. he said he take care of her, and he will. I am just waiting on my bitch of an aunt to get home so we can go. yeah shes the bitch dont ever question dat either. peace out dogs

Lmao
i guess this person is having one of those days. or maybe they need to list their location as land of confusion.....lol. just got this in the bar tab and it gave me a really good case of the giggles: · hittablunt re-rated you a '10' from a '5'! · hittablunt re-rated you a '5' from a '10'! · hittablunt rated you a '10'! · hittablunt just checked you out! now i have to decide whether to be friends or not...lol

Excitement
Im so excited..and I just can't hide it. Im about to lose control and I think I like it! Well if you didn't read lastnights blog.. I won a 2005 Pontiac Vibe on ebay. It has 35, 000 miles..and is grey. I feel like a new momma.. wanting to show it off. So go look.. its in my default pics. I have moved up from minivan momma! So this morning, I was outside cleaning out my van.. ready to get rid of it. lol. Boy, all the junk in it. Anyways.. my new year resolution is to take pride in my vehicle..and to keep it spotless.

Big Changes To The Top 30 Fubar Levels 2008
THE NEW LEVELS FOR FUBAR 2008. LVL-1, I'M NEW HERE. LVL-2, WHAT DO I DO? LVL-3,HEY NEW FRIENDS!. LVL-4, THIS PLACE IS COOL. LVL-5, PARTY TIME. LVL-6, RATE LIKE HELL. LVL-7, ADD LIKE HELL. LVL-8, RATE,ADD AND FAN LIKE HELL. LVL-9, GETTING THERE. LVL-10, FUBAR'S FRIEND (SO HAPPY). LVL-11, OVER THE HUMP. LVL-12, ADD STASHES/BLOGS FOR POINTS. LVL-13, PIMP MYSELF! LVL-14, SHOW MY BITS!. LVL-15, SHOW MINE AND OTHERS BITS!. LVL-16, BECOME A DJ. LVL-17, OWN MY OWN LOUNGE. LVL-18, PIMP THE HELL OUT OF OTHERS. LVL-19, BLAST AWAY LVL-20, YEAH BITCHES!!!! KNEEL BEFORE ME! LVL-21, DID I FEED THE KID? LVL-22, I REALLY NEED TO DO SOME WORK!. LVL-23, BUT I'M SO GOOD!. LVL-24, SCREW THE WORK LVL-25, THE KID CAN FEED IT'S SELF. LVL-26, SINGLE AGAIN. LVL-28, MY LEGS HURT. LVL-29,ASK FOR MORE VIP MEMBERSHIPS. LVL-30, OH FUCK WHERES MY FAMILY?.

Online Mistress
It all began with a “Hi” on the internet. Matt approached the innocent looking Sandy and struck up a conversation online. She was hesitant at first but eventually she opened up to talking with him. As talk progressed they slowly moved to the topic of sex and desires. Just before Matt had to leave she revealed that she enjoys being dominate in the bedroom. This perked his ears and his interest dramatically. They said their goodbyes and agreed to talk later. That evening they again met online and picked up their conversation where they had left off. Sandy revealed that she loves to bend guys over her knees and spank them like the little boy in trouble. Matt’s cock began to twitch slightly from hearing this. They talked more and more in detail about the roles of sub and Dom. Sandy realized that Matt is eager to learn more about being submissive to a partner. He desires to be told what to do and to have his partner do as they wish to him. Sandy decided to ask him a f

How To Screen Capture
Screen captures are very cool and a great way commemorate your fubar moments.... you see your blast, the first time you see a friend scroll on top of the screen, or your arch-enemy says something embarrassing that you want to blackmail them with later, a screen capture is a quick and easy way to keep that moment forever.

Fu Wedding
I look at you and think: I cannot live Without you; you're the person of my dreams. Of course I know I can, but I must give My heart room to tell it as it seems. Romance must have a language fit for feeling More than fits between the earth and sky. For love there cannot be a floor or ceiling: My love goes down too deep and flies too high. So when I say I cannot live without you, Know I can't imagine so much pain; And when I claim to always dream about you, Well, know the moon is happy once again. The sun reveals cold truths for all to see, But I must light my love with poetry.

Leaving Fubar For Awhile
I will leaving fubar for awhile . Im moving to a state with a friend there is lots of work there an I really need to go to work. To my friends I will miss you alot. TO MY BESTEST Friends I will miss you dearly. I will get back on when I can to ck on how everyone is doing I wish you all the best an I hope this new year brings you happiness an good fortune!! Love Donna

New Rules
I'm So Stressed! I'm not giving a fuck. In a world where we all get stressed out the second we leave the house, you being overwhelmed means little to the rest of us, ESPECIALLY ME. If your my friend, and you can't find more then a single sentence worth of subjects to discuss that don't revolve around your inability to handle your life, DO NOT EXPECT TO BE MY FRIEND FOR LONG. We all go through hard shit, and if I'm your friend, I'm gonna be there. But if all you go through is hard shit, if everything that has ever happened to you is just as stressful as the last thing, then it is not the instances that need fixing, it's you. You are fuckin broken, and I am not glue. Buying your dog an expensive sweater, just means that he's gonna get blood all over it when he tears out your fuckin throat. You. Yes, you. The one that dresses the dog in fucking sweaters and hats. Go fuck yourself. Seriously. The dog is covered in fur, and your putting clothes on it. I understand that the barr

Fictitious Tales
the idea was never supposed to be so simple. But through a lathargic thought process, and limited time, it became so before he ever really noticed. His plan was to make her regret leaving him, by becoming everything she ever wanted, needed, and could imagine having. He was going to be the perfect man. The man any woman would desire, especially one as shallow and indignant as she. But on this rainy day, he found a much better idea. A plan that did not bear fruit years from now, but RIGHT now. Granted, it was no best selling book, or an award for best director. But then again, the only reason why people ever achieved those awards, was because they had never found themselves behind the wheel of a car, with their ex-girlfriend standing in front of a very large puddle. Pressing down on the gas pedal and swerving his vehicle in which she had often sat safely inside toward the corner in which she stood, He watched her look down at her cell phone. Perhaps it was the new boyfriend calling. T

Henry Rollins
I know you you were too short you had bad skin you couldn't talk to them very well words didn't seem to work they lied when they came out of your mouth you tried so hard to understand them you wanted to be part of what was happening you saw them having fun and it seemed like such a mystery almost magic made you think that there was something wrong with you you'd look in the mirror trying to find it you thought that you were ugly and that everyone was looking at you so you learned to be invisible to look down to avoid conversation the hours days weekends ah the weekend nights, alone where were you in the basement? in the attic? in your room? working some job? just to have something to do just to have a place to put yourself just to have a way to get away from them a chance to get away from the ones that made you feel so strange and ill-at-ease inside yourself did you ever get invited to one of their parties you sat and wondered if you would go or not for

Really How Many Guys Are Like This ?
OK here goes another update 24 July,08 how many guy do you know turn off their video game when you need to cuddle or just want to talk? how many guys pause there game when the phone rings, just so you dont have to get up? how many guys cook dinner for you, or sit in a ER room for hours on end when they know for sure that your over re-acting? how many guys do you know have a strong moral background and strong sense of Honor and Duty? How Many Guys Do You Know That Have the Integrity To Strive to take care of people that are not close to him? ........... FEW If Any SO, when I tell you I want to Spend every second I can with you, and I care for you, that I want you to be a part of my life.... why.... the.... HELL!!!! would you start some bull shit that I dont Care about you?????????? I'm sorry that My Airman is going through a Divorce at the age of 19 because of a Little Bitch that never grew up, i'm sorry that I have a sense of Duty to check on my deploied Airmans wives and childr

Pimpout And Prayer Request
TAINTED JUST NEEDS 81,416 Points to go! TO GET INSIDER CAN YALL PLZ HELP HER OUT tainted*kiss founder of NBSD@ fubar CAN YALL SHOW UR LOVE TO THE WONDERFUL & AMAZEING PRINCESS OF THEM ALL SULTRY PRINCESS SHE REALLY NEEDS UR PRAERS SHE GOING THROUGHT A HARD TIME RIGHT NOW DEALING WT HER MOM WHOM IS IN THE HOSPITAL JUST SHOW HER THA LOVE *♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.*Owned by JAK*@ fubar PIMPOUT & PRAYER REQUEST BROUGHT TO BY: BabyBoy J{SECURITY OF NBSD}[Member Of Club Far]@ fubar

About Me
I WORK FOR A LIVING, what that means to those of you who have never heard that before is that Don't spend my life on my computer, well, let me rephrase that considering computers are what I do for a living, I DON'T Spend my life surfing the web and hanging out on fubar, however I do try to check it once a day. Now as far as ME, yes I am a Comptia and MS Certified Technician for those of you who have never heard that either it means I'm a geek I work in computers and networking ok. Other than computers, my interests are varied from guns and cars to traveling and music. I would like to say that in my life I have tried things at least once, but that would be a lie as well somethings are even a bit to kinky or strange for me. My ride is a 1990 Firebird, why so old you ask, well first I absolutely detest the newer body styles of the Firebird and second well take another look at my profile notice my age? yep thats right I'm 35 mean I grew up watching shows like the Dukes, Knigh

Song That I Got From A Friend
I’m gonna walk, walk dem golden stairs For I know my Jesus answers all of my prayers Well, when he comes to call me to that home on high I'm gonna walk dem golden stairs when I die, when I die Oh, Lord you know that I cain't hardly wait To reach that sweet by and by-y-y-y And when I reach those pear-ly gates Gonna walk dem golden stairs when I die, when I die Well, well, well I’m gonna walk, walk dem golden stairs For I know my Jesus answers all of my prayers Well, when he comes to call me to that home on high Gonna walk dem golden stairs when I die, when I die When Jesus says to me-e-e, "well done" And all of my cares are laid by-y-y-y I'm gonna lay down my sword, my battle here is won Gonna walk dem golden stairs when I die, when I die Well, well, well I’m gonna walk, walk dem golden stairs For I know my Jesus answers all of my prayers Well, when he comes to call me to that home on high Gonna walk dem golden stairs when I die, when I die Well

Teddy Bears
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top she

Mathamatics
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance? Smart man + dumb woman = affair? Dumb man + smart woman = marriage?? Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and

To Our Sultry
OK, without going into too much personal detail, Sultry is one of the most amazing women on this site. She has recently been handed some very difficult issues to deal with, with both of her parents being critically ill. We are doing everything we can to pull together and show her all the support and love we possibly can! Please stop by and let her know we are all keeping her and her family in our thoughts and prayers, and that our hearts are with her! *♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.*Owned by JAK*@ fubar Today...I wish you a day of ordinary miracles A fresh pot of coffee you didn't have to make yourself. An unexpected phone call from an old friend. The weather to hold as you travel back and forth to run your errands. I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in... The doctors to call and say things will be all right! Your mother to see you, smile, and say "I love you, baby!" Your keys right where you look. I wi

Dawn's Rants & Rave's
Obviously there are some out there who doesn't understand what NOT INTO means. If you only have one thing on your mind when you message me, keep on going. I am NOT on here looking to see how much flesh I can rack up like some meat market. If you are also married and message me hoping for a secret rendevous behind your wife's back, go where the sun don't shine. I DO NOT tolerate cheating husbands, boyfriends, whatever. Not a smartass here, just being direct about why I am here. Dawn

Tags
Well Hello Fubarians As Most Of You Know I Make Alot Of Graphics And I Have Gotten Alot Of Request In Which I Love Makin Graphics Now If You Are Interested In Me Makin You One All I Ask In Return Is to Rate My Pics And Then Send Me A Private Message Letting Me Know You Have Rated Them And I Will Be Happy To Make You One.

Rules For Female Passengers (sports Bike Riding)
1. If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride. 2. If your going to go for a ride go with the nicest bike he's the one who is least likely to crash and kill you. If he has a nice bike he's probably been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all going to laugh at you. Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH! 3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up. 4. If you're FAT! Save yourself some embarrassment and save us the aggravation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz "YOU'RE FAT BITCH!!!! We can only be sooo nice. Use your head. 5. If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsibility to get someone to take her. 6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! We have to go first. No one else knows how to get where we are going... (Right guys?) 7. Showing your nice tits will get you selected fi

Cheap Reliable Shoutcast Servers
Hello everyone, Im just throwing a blog up to tell everyone that Im selling shoutcast servers for Cheap have made alot of sales and have had alot of good comments about the servers its self. You can go to my website http://shoutcast.plexxmedia.net and check out the prices. If you have any questions please feel free to click the 24/7 live support link on the site and when you do make shure to click the drop down box on the live support where you put in your name and email address to where its on Shoutcast servers. Thankyou everyone and If you run across anyone that needs a server Please let them know that im up and running. You can also get to the page by clicking the banner below! Prices are allways flexable.. Im not in to selling the servers to take your arm and leg from you.. Im here to help you guys on getting lounges and everything set up!! Please spread the word and let everyone know that im out here and offering Awsome servers and services!! Please leave co

Can I Cum Inside?
Sit on me.... Wrap your arms and legs around me... Lean towards me... Feel me on another level.. Think what I think... See what I see... And I'll do the same for you... Feel what sex can feel like between me and you.. I need more then physical... I need mental... In your mind can you feel this too.. Can you feel this kiss? From my mind to your lips.. Can you feel my hands caress your hips.. Does it turn you on just having the thought of this.. I love the way you close your eyes When I'm inside You shake your thighs and squeeze me tight.. Do you mind if I cum inside? This might be wrong.. But it feels so right.. I never had pussy feel this nice Who knew it would be so wet and this tight? Hold on I think I'm about to cum twice.. How does it feel when I'm inside? It's the things you do that interest my mind. I luv it when your body is pressed against mine.. And the way you cry when I'm deep inside.. There's something about the way you ride..

Divas
Divas are women who are past their mothering time and have some serious life experience behind them. Divas do not suffer fools and are never hesitant to forge ahead when no others would.. Divas are secure in who they are and know what they have to offer in this life. Divas are unable to see the world as mundane. Divas see magic in every thought, move, process and moment. They could not look at life differently if they tried. They are able to finds hidden truths in all things. Also, do not get in her way. Divas love children and friends greatly and are capable of glorious romances and loving relationships with spouses or partners. Their friendships are deep and abiding, usually with one or two particularly tight bonds and several additional pals in their realm of influence. They do not require validation of themselves from others to feel good about themselves. Though they do enjoy compliments!!! While their bonds are very close, they are experienced enough to have dealt with death in a

Another Dumb Blog
So here goes another dumb blog. I am very Anal about my cooking utensils. I hand Hone all my stainless knives every week and I resharpen every month. For those of you that dont know, you should re-hone your knives before every time you cook. Use the Honing rod that came with your butcher block, that's right it is not a sharpener it is a Honer. Use a 22 degree angle and do 3-4 strokes on each side. So I will cut to the chase. I will only cook on copper bottom pots. The problem is they get dull fast. The copper doesn't stay shinny for long, I dont care how much you paid for your set. I was using Never dull and Brasso to keep them looking new but those cleaners smell like shit and they give your wrist a work out. Today I found the solution, Wrights copper cream. This stuff works!!! instantly transforming your tarnished copper pots into shinny new pennies..LMAO Can you tell I am bored yet? Seriously this stuff works. If you have copper pots buy it, it will save you hours of time pol

Sammy
My dog Sammy is a nut, he is 5 months old and weighs 52 lbs. Something is seriously wrong with him. He runs around the house all day like a retard. Today he was sitting on the floor 20 feet from me and then he ran as fast as he could into my knee cap. He looked like some raging bull trying to horn me! he acts like Mr. Big stuff but he is scared of everything. He ran into a card board box left over from Xmas and he almost had a heart attack. I walked him outside and a some little kids walked up to pet him and he pee'd himself. he doesn't act like that around me though. He tries to eat me alive. I think his mother was part Alligator. Sammy is also a nut cruncher. Every chance he gets it is hit daddy in the nutz! Umm hello, testes 1....2...testes. So my balls call out and beg to get slapped by an over grown dog paw? NO! every night he starts running these circles like some weirdo. For 2 minutes you get to see this crazy dog run his ass off in a cirlce like a nut job. After he is done h

A Must Read!!!!
This will make your mad and wonder when are we ever going to get a fair shake from the idiots in Washington? Got the following from a fellow senior who is also upset by this. He received this from a friend who teaches at a college. THIS IS A MUST READ.... WAKE UP This is a subject close to my heart. Do you know that we have adult students at the school where I teach who are not US citizens and who get the PELL grant, which is a federal grant (no pay back required) plus other federal grants to go to school? One student from the Dominican Republic told me that she didn't want me to find a job for her after she finished my program, because she was getting housing from our housing department and she was getting PELL grant which paid for her total tuition and books, plus money left over. She was looking into WAIT which gives students a CREDIT CARD for gas to come to school, and into CARIBE which is a special program for immigrants and it pays for child care and all sort

Friend's Contest
Hello everyone, my good friend MommaTasha is hosting her first contest and needs contestants. If you are interested or know someone who may be interested please contact her. Her link is below Thanks! Here will be the prizes 1st place: Gets a week blast w/ gift 2nd place: Gets 75,000fubucks w/ gift 3rd place: Gets 25,000fubucks w/ gift 4th place: a Big Pimpin Gift of My choice ~*~MommaTasha~*~@ fubar

Court
Well some of you are aware of the troublesome bitch of a ex-girlfriend I am involved with because of my son Daniel. Well back in November during a custody exchange I was accussed of threatening her with 'getting my tire iron and using it to get to her'. Remember that line right there as there will be mention of it a little bit later in this blog. Well she accussed me of it and a warrent for my arrest was done. On the following Monay morning I was arrested by the Wayne County Sheriff's Department at around 715am. She knowing did this in an attempt to have me arrested in front of our son. What she didn't realize was that the sheriff knew due to a previous warrent that my children may be present so they allowed me time to make sure they were off to school. This was much appreciated by me and my parents. Since the warrent was done in Johnston county I was transported to the county line and changed cars to the Johnston County Sheriff. I arrived at the jail and within an hour I was releas

Chrm33
Hi Everyone..:) I have a friend of mine who used to work with me an worked in the meat department Jason an I are just friends even though we get along so good. we talk about alot of things. he tells me that he does not like his sister very much an does not get along with her so he just keeps to himself an stays out of trouble also he likes to fish he tells me. but me, I am married an a very busy person. my days off I like to sleep in. I work alot of nights lately. anyway I will go for now have a good new year this is new to me. so bear with me on this. Thanks from Chrm33 (MG). :)

Liquer Warning
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may

Fear And Loathing
Fear and Loathing....Two things that are inevitable in this world...Two things I have constantly......Always....Bugging the shit outta me.....Confusing me......Consuming me at times...What do I fear you ask?? I fear what the future holds for me...I fear that they ARE all the same....I fear that noone will ever really know WHO I am or appreciate me for it....I fear being alone.....I fear not knowing....What do I loathe??? I loathe the same things....I loathe not knowing what the future holds...I loathe fearing that they ARE all the same....I loathe thinking that they may never know WHO I am or be able to appreciate me for it....I loathe being alone....I loathe now knowing..... When will all the Fear and Loathing cease???

Friends Whatever!!
is it true that people join different sites to find an make friends, an when you try to become friends with people they act likr you have a plague or something. well i have tried an it must be true what do yall think.

To My Friends At Lilith's Lair
to syn, tonya and everyonelse at the lilith's lair lounge i just wanted to say that i love you guys so much! im happy to be a pole dancer at your kick ass lounge!!! and im happy that you guys are so protective of me!!! i know ya wouldnt wanna see me get hurt by anyone! and that means alot to me it really does and i want to thank syn, the sexiest man and the most kissable of course! for inviting me to the lounge when you and me met! here on fubar! your a kick ass guy and i love ya!!! ~muahs~ its such a great feeling to have cool peeps in my life ive only been on here a month and ya all cant seem to get enough of me! i love you all!!!! i love you guys so much!!!! i just wanted to post this blog and tell ya that !!!!!!!! just to show how nice and sweet i am!!! so when ya have a second please a leave a comment!!! on here! thanks guys!! u rock!!! ~mauhs~

Auction
Ok pple I am in an auction and need your bids. It is being hosted by DJ Ivory. I have never been in an auction before. If you want to own me click on the picture below and start the biding. Good Luck and ty for you bids ahead of time.

This Saturday The 12th ….
Hey just wanted invite all my local fubar friends out to see my band! If your into live music and up for a fun night out … we are at Sonoma’s Bar & Grill in Columbia this Saturday January the 12th from 10 till 2! Hope to see ya there! Thanks, DM Sonoma's Bar & Grille 7284 Cradlerock Way Columbia, MD 21045 Phone: 410-381-7220

Some Thing To Think About?
Apology for Slavery? Part 1 In May 1995, Pope John Paul apologized for the Christian wars against non-believers during the 16th century Counter-Reformation. June 1997, Tony Blair initiated an apology on the behalf of Britian in their role in the death of 1.5 million Irish during the potato famine of 1845-1851. Germany apologized in April 1990 for the massacre of millions of Jews in the Holocaust and paid 60 million in restitution after denying culpability for 40 years. The US Government has given Native Americans reparations in the form of land or reservations due to the rape of their land, women, children and massacre from the efforts of colonization. In 1988 the US Government apologized and awarded Japanese-Americans, who were held in war camps during World War II, reparations in the amount of $20,000 each. The significance in these facts are that each man has represented a group or country to issue a form of apology in which their people have committed centuri

Phenomenal Woman
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them, They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.

#1 ~*~happy Hour!!! ~*~ #1
Lets Rock the Free Fu World!! Join me for My first Happy Hour!!! January 9th, 2008 10PM Eastern, 9PM Central, 8PM Mountain, 7PM Pacific Let's all level Up!!! ~*~DJ LuAngel~*~Ozzfanatic2 RL/GF~*~ Fu-Owned by ЯÄWƘƧ†☆Я@ fubar W.Y.K.D Wicked Storm

2008
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 : 'L

Sisters
A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter. 'Don't forget your Sisters,' she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. 'They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may have, you are still going to need Sisters. Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them.' 'Remember that 'Sisters' means ALL the women... your girlfriends, your daughters, and all your other women relatives too. 'You'll need other women. Women always do.' What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought. Haven't I just gotten married? Haven't I jus

My Song
Ok everyone this is a song i wrote and i want everyones honest opinion. verse1: Im the thorn in your side, Im the scars you can't hide, Im the pain that won't subside, I am your thorn. verse2: I come when your with loved ones, I come when your alone, I am what throws the stone, I am your thorn. verse3: Im the darkness that can't be lite, Im the part of you that dont give a shit, I am the pain inside, What you cant hide, I am your thorn. verse4: Im the shame you can't hide, I am what scars your pride, The faith you cannot find, What you always hide behind, your thorn

Ratings Are Like Buses
I've had no ratings , comments or anything for ages. i leave FUBAR alone for an hour and suddenly ive been rated like 15 times. Ratings are truely like buses. You wait for ages and then they all turn up at once lol

Laying It On The Line!!!
Feel free to comment!!! I had a moment of clarity today, I realized that not only havent i said thnks for the friendships, but i havent shown the thanks to my friends for awhile, Id really like to appoligize for this. Sometimes in my kaotic head i forget that without friends id be a gonner, So thanks very much everyone who has been their for me!!! And please allow me to be the same type of friend... 4:22 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove November 15, 2007 - Thursday Reality’s fatality Category: Writing and Poetry Realization of realities fatality, Dreams unaspired, dreams desired. Soul searching for inner desires. Touch, whisper,breath on breath, Eyes engaged to late to betray... Just out of reach these desires, My mind tangeld in wires, Heart pounding... Missing the touch the feel of inner heat, Let the warmth engulf you, Take comfort in it. Just out of reach down the hall of memories now it glides... 6:57 PM - 0 Comments

Meet Holly!!!
Hi ya'll!!! ... You've all been such amazing friends .. I'd like you all to meet Holly! ... sixtwobbw@ fubar She's funny .. and witty .. and wonderful .. and a "real life" friend of mine! ... I just dragged her in!! . . Show her some love!!!! .. Thank you in advance!!!!! ... "G" aka .. "Maid"! ...

I Wonder
i wonder why when a new year hits the same thing still happens where people that were in your life in the last year and were mean as hell and untruthful are still there. This year i really hope that i can find a new guy and a some new friends who do not stab in the back and steal my bf. I am goin to school this year finally after 12ys not in the classroom and i am not gonna let anyone step on my toes and ruin it for me. If u look at my profile and think i might have a chance in gaining your friendship please give me a shout.

Just A Leaf On A Tree
Just A Leaf On A Tree.. ~You will know my true value When you loose me ~Now you take me as a leaf Amongst the thousands ~Strewn below a tree But that leaf is unique ~Only time will tell you that ~~and when you start to miss me........... remember you let me go.................

Does Anyone Care
lately i have been so unhappy with my life i've been pretending that every thing is ok but im not im tired of putting on an act i know i souldn't because no one evan really cares how im doing not my friends or my family they're all to much into them selfs that they don't evan care about anyone else but them selfs like nothing else matters so i just go on in my life like there nothing wrong with me just keeping to my self and not bothering with anyone because aparetly im not good enuff to talk to no one asks me how am i doing because they don't care how im doing and they don't care about whats wrong with me there more worried about a guy they like or a girl they like its alway about them i know it soundslike im jelious but it would be nice to be included in things and even though about im sad and depreesed all the time i feel werthless i need someone in my lfe that makes me feel needed someone to hold and love me and someone that i can d

Some Things To Think About
Some things to Think about: ~Life is not just for living once.. it's for living every day..... ~In a mirror is where we find a reflection or our appearances..........but in our heart is where we find a reflection of our soul... ~Faith is taking the first step....... when you don't see the whole staircase.. ~The door to your heart only opens from the inside.. ~when you feel like giving up........ remember why you held on in the first place.. ~True courage is to keep on traveling........ when you can't see the map.......... ~ Dreams are almost always taller than you are.. that way you have to reach to make them come true... ~Here's to the nights that turned into mornings. and the friends that turned into family............ ~The human heart feels things the eyes can not see.. and knows what the mind can not understand.. ~Live your life in such a way that your lil corner of the world will be brighter cause you are there... ~You'll never become old and

To Whom It May Concern
having some trouble over on my end of things folks. most of you probably don't know i had a blood clot a few years ago and it almost killed me. well, my leg is hurting really bad and has been for a few weeks now so i figure i should probably go get it checked. so just wanted to let everyone know if i'm not around for a few days that's the reason why. hope to see you all when i get back

Why Me
Men are evil little monsters. I have had the shittiest luck with them all my life and give up. The ex left me 4 months ago, then told me a week ago he wanted me back, made a mistake...I said no. Not going through that shit again. Then I meet a wonderful man, and wow hot. Well He told me he was in love with me and then after I said it he went poof! Then my son decides he wants to live with his father. Well he is 13 so I kinda knew it was coming. Then the guy I was going to see for the last month out of town took his wife back...That fucking stung! So as you can see I am down on men at this point in my life and I think I am going to stay that way for a very long time. I think I give to much of me and my heart and that is what is getting me hurt. So well I am off for now...talk to everyone later.

My First Bud Plants
hey peeps this is my first time ever growing weed i got 17 little buds planted in a milk jug and im askin for tips and helpfull pointers i keep them closed off in a corner of my room under a heat lamp what else can i do to make sure they live and grow really well fast and potent btw the bud im growing is Cannabis Sativa Red aka Baja Parrot please help

Voting: We The People
I think voting is important to our way of life as you can the last time we voted we lost a lot of freedoms that they were for (Nation Security)ALRIGTHY THAN! But this time we need to check out all the all the people that are running for office. Because we need to take back control of our government remember ( WE THE PEOPLE ) that's what we are the people that can control what happen in our country. I love this country and I want the best for all of us. So went chossing let's really think about who we are voying for. (I had this on my mind I just thouht I would write it down) ("YOU CAN NEVER HAVE EOUGN FRIENDS!")

Blue Eyes...
Okay, it seems like I have been plagued by something unusual. Eyes…oh-so-blue…limpid pools of blue…intense…the most intensely blue eyes watching me, following me and my every move. No facial features…just a haziness and those eyes. It was kind of eerie at first. I was kind of freaked out. I lay there in bed for a few minutes until I was completely confounded. Then, I realized whose eyes those were. They were yours…I remembered standing at the bottom of the stairs in my garage and looking up into your face. There…there were those eyes again. It was you. Well, motherfuck! Then I couldn’t stop thinking about it all day long. Dammit, Mike, it’s all your fault! Every color of blue I would see…I would try and compare it to those eyes…you know…the sky is the closest I came to a perfect match. What the Hell?!!!

Ethans Dr's Apt
well ethan is now a clean bill of health now. he is now 20 pounds 4.0 ounces, 28 inches long, and his head is a 28 inch. he is so big. and he gotten his shots too. but they said that he is now healthy like he is suppose to be. plus, he is now breaking himself from formula. he is drinking vitamin d milk. he is doing good on it, plus he is now eating yogurt too. i am so glad that he is so healthy. but he is almost a year old and i don't know where the time has went. it feels like he was borned yesterday. i just wish that he could of stayed little all the time. i love him being small. I just wish that he never has to grow up on me.

My Heart
FOLLOWING MY HEART As we all know the human heart is just merely a pump which Is composed of muscle and pumps your blood throughout our bodies at 72 beats per minute. Well let me tell you mine has been working quad droop able overtime lately. Oh I know why, but not sure that I should say it now or wait till I know for sure that what I am feeling is the right thing after all these years. I’m am known to get ahead of my emotions, and I have tired really, really hard not to show them too often. I just can’t seem to control them now since I have been chatting with this very handsome and much respected gentleman. I never ever thought in a million years that I could feel like this again. Just goes to show you that never say never out loud for others to hear or even to yourself as for GOD to hear. When I think of him my heart starts to race out of control, and when I don’t speak to him for hours I feel lost inside. Then again when I just sit and think of him my eyes ligh

Nuts
A hair-lip man goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he has ever seen. The hair-lip guy quickly turns his attention to the merchandise and asks, "Ess-tues me, sir?" "Yes?" replies the clerk. "Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos arr?" "Pistachio's? They're six dollars a pound." "SSit!" The hair-lip guy goes back to browsing and then asks, "Welp, how mutsh arr your aahhmons?" "Almonds? They're seven fifty a pound." "SSIT! tas' pensive," replies the hair-lip man. "Welp, how bout your pikanns?" "Pecans? They're on sale today, they're only four fifty a pound." "Welp, Ssit. Just div me a pound of dose dhen." "All right then," says the clerk as he begins bagging up a pound of pecans. Then the hair-lip guy says to the clerk, "Tirr, I just wanna tay tank you for not making fun of de way I talk, tauz I tan't hep it." The clerk replies with a smile. "Oh sir, you don't ha

What Would You Do??
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position in the hall, and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap." The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with ten children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"

My Dark World
i block the world from my view so i don't hurt agian i prefure to be blind then see it all offend i wish it all could be sweet but that just isn't right i wave my hand then remind everything will be alright i know now i was wrong to think those stupid thoughts how the hell can the world go on knowing all i've fought if i just lie here now and give it one more try maybe i'll just get lucky and wave away and die welcome to my dark world the senseless creepy find the place where i keep myself welcome to my mind

Jealousy
I try and I try NOT to be, but it's so hard. There's a whole big story here and I don't feel like displaying the whole thing in detail, but the gist of it is my husband and chatting with other girls here, there or anywhere. It bugs the shit out of me! I know he loves me. I know he'd never hurt me by cheating on me. Yet, I still get this white, hot furry balled up inside me when I find out he's talking to other women. I feel like I've been punched in the gut, my face gets all hot and red. I feel like I can't breathe. It's so stupid! I hate women who think they can control their husbands and who they are friends with...yet, I find myself doing almost the same thing by questioning him all the time about who he's yaking with. It's so anal and I don't know what to do to stop it. He's nothing but a big flirt and loves to meet new people...that's why we both are here...but every time he talks to someone new, a woman, it hits me again, this wave of jealousy. I HATE IT! I know he's probably

Craziness.
The craziness of the New Year usually has people making promises to themselves that they can't or won't keep. Mine, this year, is to get up off my fat ass and work out. I guess I'm just like every Joe Schmoe in doing this. But the question is will I really do this and keep this promise to myself. I guess we will see. If not then again, I'm just like everybody else.

When I Can Get On Here
i work at a company that builds kitchen cabinets for lowes and homedepo. the pay aint great but its a job. when i get home i make sure the kids have there homework done. theyre homeschooled. hubby helps thank goodness.i have two boys. so if u message me its not that i dont want to talk. love your comments about me.

Friday To Monday
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have two dogs 2. I enjoy sex (not with my two dogs, however) 3. I love snuggling 4. I am very easy going and laid back 5. I am quite shy when meeting someone for the first time. I do open up quickly, though. 6. I prefer to participate in sports rather than just watch. (that includes sex, too!) 7. I smoke but am thinking of giving it up 8. I seldom drink but certainly can hold my own. 9. I have never been to Europe. 10.I complain about it alot but I do like to take walks in very cold weather.. SENDING OUT TO: Lonelydreamer Blazing Nikita Last Kiss TammyLD Texas Harleybabe BlytheBecky Lonelydreamer

Toilet Seat Dilemma
Why do women fall into the toilet if men leave the toilet seat up...? Not a hard question but one that has been debated for ages... This is something that gets arguments from all across the globe... I hope I am not starting a real debate war here... or maybe no one cares like the men who leave the seats up perhaps. I am really confused as to why it is so important for the seat to be left down especially because when I sit I look.

First Time Meeting
I was finally going to do it. I got online and found me a ticket for 35 dollars..round trip. I was so happy. My first time ever flying and I was going to meet my boyfriend from online for the first time. It was 11am.. and I boarded the airplane. I had butterflys in my stomach thinking of our first meeting..and of what it was going to be like flying. As it turned out.. the ride went smoothly.. was only a hour flight. As I got off the airline.. you was waiting for me with a huge smile on your face. My stomach did a flip flop. You looked so handsome standing there.. I ran the rest of the way to you. You grabbed me up in a huge bear hug..and gave me the most wonderful kiss I ever had in my life. We went to a private restauraunt.. just to get use to seeing each other in person. I was so shy.. I didn't know what to do. you reached for my hand.. and lifted it to your lips and kissed me..as you stared into my eyes. Damn, you have the most beautiful eyes. I was like in a trance..just

Show Me A Kid Who Doesn't Lie And I Will Show You God!!
Let's see, where do I begin. It all started with these kids at my son's school. My son decided to dedicate the 2007 school year to his grandfather, who passed away in July. Certain kids found that out, and started teasing him. They were saying some terrible things like telling my son to go Fuck his dead grandfather. My son got suspended one time, because one of the kids wouldn't leave him alone and my son got so pissed, that he hit the kid in the back with a rock, which my son knows wasn't the right thing to do. He came back from suspension, and the same kid plus 2 others started on him again. One kid punched my son in the jaw, the other kid punched him in the back of the neck, and the other kid just stood there and laughed as this all was going down. My son slapped the kid that was laughing. He went to the office and I was called. I called my husband and we rushed up to the school and had our words with the assistant principal and then the Pricipal (PICKLE FUCKER) as we all call him,

Fubar~world~cruise
♫♪♫ ♫♪♫ if you have any ideas for some cool upbeat catchy songs to go here, please let me know thanks! ;o) Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome aboard The Fubar World Cruise, where you can get more friends, fans, page rates and fu gifts when you join, as well as have a party and loads of fun. We have 202 members (20 crew and 182 passengers) on the cruise so far wooohooo ;o) Sorry for no update for a couple of days but I haven't been very sociable since my account got reset to zero, so i lost over 17 million points and nearly 9 million fubucks. I'm back to my normal cheerful self again now lol thanks to the support of some wonderful friends that I have on here, so the cruise will set sail again woohooo lol ;o) If you want to join in the fun, then click here to go to the blog, read the rules and start to rate, fan and add the crew. There is a link for the passenger list at the bottom of that blog.

Military Family Bombers
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Nut Case
I'm old fat and ugly , but i enjoy a good joke , as you will notice if you read the comments my daughter Kazzie and i make to each other lol .I love chatting with funny and interesting people. I also loving hanging out with my family {they are nuts like me lol } . I love reading all sorts of books and playing computer games , although i'm not good at them .I have a daughter 22 a son 23 a grandson 6 and a grandbaby on the way .I have a online boy friend in the USA , no i haven't met him yet , i wish lol . I think that is about all i can say , tc all hugs and kisses BrendaMyspace CommentsMyspace Comments

Will Be Back Soon I Hope!
Just letting everyone know that I will not be on Fubar for a few...my motherboard died on me last night so I had to order a new one with a CPU and heat sink fan. As soon as it comes in and get my PC brought back to life I will be back. So leave me some love while I am not here.

Keep Your Fork.......seriously
Keep Your Fork There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things "in order," she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. Everything was in order and the pastor was preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. "There's one more thing," she said excitedly. "What's that?" came the pastor's reply. "This is very important," the young woman continued. "I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand." The pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say. "That surprises you, doesn't it?" the young woman asked. "Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request," said the pastor. The young woman explained. "My grand

Warning About Meeting People
This week I did something really stupid. I felt so bad because I had found out that my SO of 12 years had cheated on me. I had been talking to DarWel2003 user #1447895 on fubar for a few weeks. We talked on the phone. He lived 45-60 minutes from me. He wanted to meet me. So stupid me went there to meet him. Here is what can happen to you. Realistically it can happen to you no matter how you meet someone. And it really doesn't matter how it happened. BECAUSE IT DID HAPPEN! PICTURES DON'T LIE! Just take this as a piece of advice! Updated: I think I need to explain a bit more. No, I did not file charges because I was ashamed. No, he didn't strike me. Regardless, you can see what happened, it is what you don't see that lingers. I really truly don't think he believes he did anything wrong. He never saw the tears or heard the phone calls I made. I was afraid to drive because I had been drinking. I got maybe an hour of sleep before he had me shower and he washed my hair. I have

Pre-booty Call Agreement
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2008, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really

Real Men
REAL MEN Note: All real men answer C to all of these questions. Knowing this, women will have come far in understanding men and enriching their own lives if they carefully review the C answers. 1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You decide to: A. Present it to the President of the United States. B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations. C. Take it apart. 2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss most? A. Innocence B. Idealism C. Cherry bombs 3. When is it okay to kiss another male? A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without

Photo Morphing
ok so im new to the photo thing and want to know how to morph photos. Can anyone help what program is good and how do you upload them i tried oneprogram and it didnt work. advise please HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP>..................lol

Jaidan Facts
If I can be serious for moment. I don't know anyone personally with this affliction, but believe me if I did I would have already cured ALL their ills. Some of U might know people with this affliction, and that is why I am calling upon the ones who do to help rid the planet of these people. YES YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE Story. So I'm perched off my patio today daydreaming about movies that won't be made about ME when I'm dead, right. I look down to see this lil' young thuggish looking gangsta wanna be stupid ass thunder cat coming out of house. CUTE...I love all God's children. However, He's wearing these bluejean shorts that, when I was in elementary school, we called em' "Jams" (can I get an amen from anyone that remembers those). His shorts came almost to his ankles (I said almost) with the socks rolled up? How odd I say. Until I notice that the waistline to his shorts was like below his ass cheeks, and the only thing concealing his ashy butt was some boxers underneath a dirty wi

Asia
Heat of the Moment - Asia I never meant to be so bad to you One thing I said that I would never do A look from you and I would fall from grace And it would wipe the smile right from my face Do you remember when we used to dance And incidents arose from circumstance One thing led to another, we were young And we would scream together songs unsung CHORUS: It was the heat of the moment Telling me what my heart menat The heat of the moment showed in your eyes And now you find yourself in '82 The disco hot spots hold no charm for you You can concern yourself with bigger things You catch a pearl and ride the dragon's wings CHORUS And when your looks have gone and you're alone How many nights you sit beside the phone What were the things you wanted for yourself Teenage ambitions you remember well

Taxes 101
Bar Stool Economics Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59. So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers, he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers?How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyo

Gun Control
NOW THIS IS A STORY WORTH TELLING. THIS STORY EXEMPLIFIES GUN CONTROL AS IT SHOULD BE. Shooting in Butte, Montana Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders Butte, Montana November 5, 2006 Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quick ly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a b

Grandpa
A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer?' Grandpa replied, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, it's just a little pecker!' Grandpa said, 'Then you're not man enough to have a beer.' A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?' Once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered 'no,' again. Grandpa said, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar.' A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, 'Can I have a cookie?' The boy asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' Grandpa replied, 'Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!' The boy replied, 'Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me

My Music
I made a new blog called "My Music" where I will talk about my music. So now just let you all know that my new song is now uploaded onto "my trackz" called Galactical under my alias J. Go ahead and have a look for yourself. Remember that it's the short version. The full version will be released on my upcoming album (which I still have yet to officially name).

This Is So True
Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone-----YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !!!! THIS WAS IN A TAMPA NEWSPAPER Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice?????? Think about it! All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas...........but because it isn't celebrated by everyone..............we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season's Greetings. It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how this winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday? We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with that. This says it all! This is an editorial written by an American cit

Support Our Troops
WHY WE FIGHT By Steven R Chandler, CMSgt The other day, my nine year old son wanted to know why we were at war. My husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband and I were in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend our Country again today. I knew that my husband would give him a good explanation. My husband thought for a few minutes and then told my Son to go stand in our front living room window. He said 'Son, stand there and tell me what you see?' 'I see trees and cars and our neighbor's houses,' he replied. 'OK, now I want you to pretend that our house and our yard is the United States of America and you are President .' Our son giggled and said 'OK.' 'Now son, I want you to look out the window and pretend that every house and yard on this block is a different country' my husband said. 'OK Dad, I'm pretending.' 'Now I want you to stand there and look out the window and pretend you see Saddam come out

You
I am a man, and I know im not supposed to cry, but I do. For you. I lay awake at night hoping, waiting, praying. For you. To hear your voice wisper my name, to feel you in my arms, to look into your eyes, I would do anything. For you.

Sweet Sweet Love:)
http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861/655478 (?) click her pic n go to blog!~ about $1,000,000 valentine(not price u pay..prize price!) Game F.A.Q. 1. Can I buy them for anyone, or just the people in the photo album? ~ You may purchase as many as you like, for as many members as you like, with only one exception. I WILL deliver to bouncers, but I will NOT deliver to "yellow". This means, no hearts for babyjesus or Scrapper will be valid. They have enough to do without being swamped. 2. I sent my bucks, but I haven't heard anything from you. What's the deal? ~ The deal is that I go from back to front in my inbox. I do this so that I can make and deliver hearts in the order they were received. Once I've opened your email,you will get a reply from me. After that, your hearts will be delivered in my next set. I usually do about 75 orders at a time. During my last game, I received HUNDREDS of requests daily - this is why I appreciate your patience. I will get to them, it just take

The Stella Awards!!!!!!!
It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those Unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, Right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy. Here are the Stellas for this past year: 7 TH PLACE: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son. 6 TH PLACE: Carl Truman, 19, o

Fire Fighting
I wish you could know what it is like to search a burning bedroom for trapped children at 3 AM, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen below you burns. I wish you could comprehend a wife's horror at 6 in the morning as I check her husband of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring him back, knowing intuitively it is too late. But wanting his wife and family to know everything possible was done to try to save his life. I wish you knew the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot-filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke-sensations that I've become too familiar with. I wish you could read my mind as I respond to a building fire "Is this false alarm or a working fire? How is the building constructed? What hazards await me? Is anyone tr

Gifts 4 Comments
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What Is Wrong With People These Days
Not sure how many of you keep up on the news, but if you do watch some or at least try to keep up, have you heard about the Father from Alabama that threw his kids off a bridge!?!? 3 yrs ol to i think they said 6 mnths old. But He has changed his story like 6 times and they havnt found the kids at all yet. I guess he had a drug problem and maybe traded his kids for drugs. They said he was fighting with his wife about his Gf when he took the kids, Why the hell didnt she stop him!?!?! Excuse me!!!! CHILDREN INVOLVED!!! what is wrong with these people!!!????

Do You Want Me
HEY ALL MY LOYAL FRIENDS AND FANS OUT THERE WELL THIS COULD BE THE CHANCE YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR TOMORROW IS FREAKY FRIDAY FOR ME AND WHAT I HAVE PLANNED IS A FU MARRIAGE BUT THERE IS A CATCH I DONT HAVE A FU HUSBAND OR WIFE LINED UP. SO THIS IS HOW IT IS .............. IF YOU CAN COME UP WITH THE MOST PERFECT OF PROPOSALS BETWEEN NOW AND THE END OF MY TIME ON AIR IN THE PLAYPEN TOMORROW I WILL FU MARRY YOU. NOW DONT GO FOR IT IF YOU DONT WANT ME OR IF YOU THINK THAT IM NOT SERIOUS COZ I AM. I WANT TO SEE AND FEEL THE LOVE YOU HAVE AND IN EXCHANGE YOU GET ME! I PROMISE I WILL SHOW YOU ALL I HAVE AND MORE AS A LOYAL FU WIFEY. IM ON AIR FORM 4AM EST TILL 8AM TOMORROW COME AND SHOW ME YOUR WORTH THE LOVE I CAN SHOW YOU BACK :P

The Thread Of Life
It's nice when you got someone who love you, care bout you.. They make you feel this world is so colorful.. But once they gone, it broke your heart to pieces.. Here I'll share my story.. I used to be a isolated one, not hanging out much, always keep all my problems for myself.. Until she came.. She keep on forcing me to be more open, although I scold her, tease her, she keep on trying.. I don't know when, finally I lost.. I keep on becoming closed to her.. That time I felt it's not too bad to have someone with us.. That time, it feels like heaven for me.. Until one day, when we're so closed.. she suddenly stop talking to me, she keep on ignoring me.. When I ask her why.. She simply answered.. She's now with other guy, who she just know.. That day.. All I believe on cave in.. Since that day, my life have lost it's light.. Until now, sometimes I feel sad thinking about it..

How Not To Make A Website
Ok so you decided you want to make a website. Step 1 Do not buy a turn key site these are normally a waste of time with limited control over your server and emails. A lot of these turn key site scripts are blocked on search engines Step 2 Find a host provider. (server) Try and get a server that offers unlimited bandwidth per month this is used for visits to your site veiwing photos, vids and so on. Most providers offer over 400gigs of space but you will never need it. Try not to get a free servers or quick build server. Most sites now are runing with css and combined html. (later I will put some good links on here for help) So make sure you get php and cpanel with your server. £5 a month for server is very good that is what im paying for my server. if you want the link I.M me Step 3 Find your self a good programe for uploading files to your server. A great free programe is filezilla, google for it. You will also need some decent photo editing and web site cr

Fetishes
Fetishes...! I did my homework on this topic, because I really didn't know too much about it. You hear about them, but never really experienced them.... The origin of fetish: The word fetish originally meant "charm", and it originates from the 15th century Portuguese word feitico, which means false power, object or charm. Fetish (dictionary meaning) Something, such as an object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification. Fetish (Dr.Romello's meaning) person that has a fixation/obsession on a object or body part, that is needed for them to be/get aroused, in order for them to bust a nut... hahahaa hmmm. both meanings aren't that far off.. haha So, exactly what are fetishes? The fellas are more likely to have a fetish, then females, due to higher testosterone (sex-driving) hormone levels. HOLLA..haha Fetishes are developed between the ages of 2 - 10yrs old, This point that the "we" develop so

I'd Be This Boyfriend
Body: I dont care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.....just read this, it will make a difference..... When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases yo

To Everyone
I had a heart attack seven months ago. I just found out two days ago that my breastbone is still completely broken from the bypass surgery. And to top it off one of the bypasses may not have worked, so that means possibly more surgery, then getting off the IV pain meds, which I got addicted to and withdrew from the first time. I've been telling doctors for the last seven months that my breastbone wasn't healed, and all they did was make me feel insane. HELP! Any words of comfort, understanding, similar experiences would help me through this time. Thank you all... God and Goddess Bless.

Until There Is...you
Until there is...you I will walk this earth alone No hand to hold in mine My heart all my own Until there is.. you True love will be just a dream Dreams of wonder and tears Dreams of hope and fears Until there is.. you My life will have no direction I will live on the road of uncertainty But will seek a journey out for you and me... And when the times comes I will thank my lucky stars And God from the heavens above For my heart and soul could never Feel the impact of true love Until there is...you

Senses Mmmmmmmmmm!!
I sense your closeness. I smell your hunger. I hear your throbbing and feel your heat. My body is restrained and heart is racing, senses are burning and mind is racing. I try to moan your name but it barely comes out as a whisper, the anticipation is turning out to be unbearable. I finally feel your thighs pressing against mine, your hardness teasing, not even piercing me. You lean against my back and bite my neck. I can’t resist arching my back and pressing back against you, trying to make you enter me. With no luck, you press my head down and run your tongue over my lips, telling me I was bad and you must punish me. Since it’s your cock I want so badly you tease me with your tongue instead, making me that much wetter, that much hungrier then I am now. Can I hold up to your torture?? The fun will be in finding out!!

Despair And Euphoria In 24 Hours
Ok I was once in a long distance relationship, supposedly she was pregnant with my baby. Anyway she has a condition that causes her to be in and out of the hospital, I won't go into specifics. So anyway I get a call that she went into the hospital and it wasn't looking good, then a few hours later I get a call she died. So I was the most devastated, I had ever been this girl and my baby both dead, so I made plans to go there figure out whats going on and get to the funeral. I got down there drove all night 8 hours an something, at the time I couldn't drive, dad drove so we got a room, and I called her house to find out something about funeral arrangements, and guess who answered... it was her, I was in shock and she said she didn't know what happened. She drove to the Hotel it was like seeing a ghost, I was so happy but it was unreal. She said she lost the baby, anyway as you can imagine from here the story gets pretty far fetched, I was still so happy, but I had more

What The ****?
First thing I see today when I log into my page is someone on my shoutbox thanking me for the gift! What gift? I think. I go to their page, and sure enough, there is a gift from me. I check my giftbox and it says I sent it at 12:36 PM today! WTF? I wasn't even home at that time, let alone logged on FUBAR. I was at work? So how the F*** did someone get a gift from me and I didn't send it? Then have the nerve to come back and thank me for it and oh, to boot, they sent me a friend request. This person is sooooo freakin' new they didn't have any friends/fans yet and less than 100 points. Any ideas, because I'm stumped! Thanks.

I Want Your Number
i want your number... Body: I Don't care who you are, I want your number. Name: Number: Best time to call: Text messaging (yes or no): Phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years =] Repost as: "I want your number" (repost of original by '~¢¾Lady Sunmaid¢¾~¢¾True Southern Sweetheart¢¾~' on '2007-09-26 14:55:42') (repost of original by 'bgame63' on '2007-09-26 15:29:06')

Twisted Little Life
I SIT HERE AND WONDER WHO IS REAL AND WHO IS FAKE I SEE MY FRIENDS BACKSTAB EACH OTHER THEN NEXT DAY THERE BEST FRIENDS I ONCE HEARD THAT IF YOU HAD 2 REAL FRIENDS YOU WERE LUCKY BUT IF YOU HAD 5 OR MORE REAL FRIENDS YOU WERE RICH. THEN I REALIZED IN MY TWISTED LITTLE LIFE I WAS ALSO PART OF THE GAME SO WHAT MAKES A TRUE FRIEND?

Pretty Imperfect
I'm new to Fubar and I'm still trying to figure it out. I'm so use to MySpace. If someone can help, can you use html in your profile? Right now I'm waiting to see if my boyfriend Billy and me are going out. He promised we would see a movie. And I've been wanting to see Sweeny Todd. I'm a huge Johnny Depp fan. I'm gonna try to figure this site out some more.

What If You
What if you could wish me away What if you spoke those words today, Wonder if you would miss me When I'm gone. So come back please and release me I will leave before the dawn, But for tonight I stay here with you. Yes, for tonight I'll lay here with you, But when the sun hits your Eyes through your window. There will be nothing you can do- { chorus } of the piano. { chorus } of the guitar. { chorus } of the violin. What if you could here this song, What if I felt like I belong- I might not be leaving for So so soon, I might not be leaving To the moonlight, so for tonight I will Stay here with you. Yes for tonight I'll lay here with you, Hold my hand as you pull me in When tomorrow comes Wonder if you would miss me. I could have treated you better than That, as I place this song in your letter. But one day I will see your face we will meet Again and remember Those words you spoke today So for tonight I will stay here with you Yes for toni

Happy Hour
I would like to thank everyone for such a sucess at my first happy hour. Thank you all for the gifts..add..rates..etc. Would also like to thank my special friend for the gift.. .but wont mention names.. because they said its just for me. LOL. Muahh...

Cuz Keith
The other day Sondra showed me these photos I have entered below and I wanted to write my thoughts. What The Hell!!! We see the news everyday and see nothing but stories of death and destruction. We see the papers full of a story of some bad seed solder thats 1 in a Million and I see this Brave young man with smiling children and I want to just rage at it not being on the front page of every paper nation wide. So to each and every one of you from just an old war dog myself, Honor these young men and women that have placed Each of you above their selves. They spend their days and risk all to make you safe. And as you can see they bring joy to a people that have seen very little in a very long time. So when you see the next bomb that goes off remember that a thousend solders are helping people find a better life and stopping the spread of the Desease called Jihad.

Best Police Lines
These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." #14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine wheth

Ohio
You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction. You live less than 20 miles from some college or university. You know what a "buckeye" really is, and have a recipe for candy ones, and usually look around when someone says that they have buckeyes. Michigan usually brings a scowl. (unless you live in toledo) You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths. You know how to correctly spell Cincinnati. You know what's round on the ends and hi in the middle. "Vacation" means going to Florida, Hilton Head, or Florida. You measure distance in minutes. Your school classes were canceled because of cold. Your school classes were canceled because of heat. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day, and maybe even use the "defrost" and "A/C" in the same day. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" You know what's knee-hig

Need A Prayer Please
My Aunt passed away tonight....(My Dad's sister). She was one of my favorite Aunts. The hardest part is deciding to just go to the viewing and that is it. Then do I miss college on Monday for funeral or not? Just please say a prayer for our family.....thanks Susan In loving memory of my Aunt Sis

Quietpoet
We have all heard the rumors that Kurt/Nirvana wrote all or most of the songs on the Hole album Live Through This, maybe even more. You be the judge. Polly and Dumb by Nirvana are the same song with different lyrics. Old Age was released by Hole as Beautiful Son back in 1993 with a slight musical twist and differnt lyrics. Now for example, if you listen closely, Malibu by Hole released on the album Celebrity Skin, sounds alot like Pennyroyal Tea by Nirvana. Imagine that. Listen close enough and every song on Live Through This matches a Nirvana song, bits and pieces, if not entire songs. Just a thought. Not saying I'm right. But if you bury a song beneath enough guitar effects and overdubs, the same song could sound completely different. Just seems to be strange. What a shame that the album wasn't released until after Cobain's death.

Idiot Bitch Go Back To Myspace
This little bitch didn't know how to bid in an auction because she outbid herself and all I did was ask WHY and she went off. My goodness. Then she opened her fake profile and rated me 9s. this is the loser: *{The Bitch You Bitche's Love To Hate}*@ fubar this is her fake profile with only her as a friend. pee wee@ fubar · pee wee rated you a '9'! 13 min ago · pee wee rated your photo a '9'! 13 min ago · pee wee rated your photo a '9'! 13 min ago · pee wee rated your photo a '9'! 13 min ago · pee wee just checked you out! 14 min ago The idiot bitch is the ONLY friend on pee wee's profile. She is So stupid she rated me 9s instead of 1s. lol Can we say DUH? She CLAIMS she DOESN'T know PEE WEE... Her words: "...I DO NOT know who the fuck is pee wee I dont know anybody by that name . But i bet you will have something to say about that but if you that just proves you'r a little kids ......." I guess I'm a

Stuff
12 Things Women Don't Know About Men 1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible. 2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it. 3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it. 4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it. 5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you. 6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won't hear an argument from us. 7. You don't like to get hit on in public, you don't want to date online and you don't want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we're all over it. 8. There should a statute of li

Guy Rules Seriously
original by nj_nice_guy: GUYS RULES At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem onl

Taz
The Tasmanian Devil, often referred to as "Taz", is an animated cartoon character featured in the Warner Bros. Looney Tunes series of cartoons. The character appeared in only five shorts before the Warner Bros animation studio closed down, but marketing and television appearances later propelled the character to new popularity in the 1990s. Today Taz is one of the most recognizable members of the Looney Tunes roster. Creation and first appearance Robert McKimson based the character on the real-life Tasmanian devil of Australia, though the most noticeable resemblance between the Australian mammal and McKimson's creation is their ravenous appetites. Whirling like a tornado that sounds like several motors whirring in unison, The Devil devours everything, animate or inanimate, and his efforts to find more food are always a central plot device of his cartoons. In fact, this appetite serves as the impetus for McKimson's "Devil May Hare" (first released on June 19, 1954). In the sh

Real Friends
Why do people profess to be your friend but then turn around and stab you in the back... Is it because they are jealous or is it that they are so miserable in their own lives that they want everyone around them miserable as well?.... And what is so bad is when THEY are badmouthing someone to you that you care about... then turn around and LIE to THAT person and tell them that YOU are the one bad-mouthing... That is not friendship... That is being petty and childish... If 2 people are having trouble, let THEM work it out.. don't go trying to cause trouble.. I hate people like that... I just want to have a good time in life and find TRUE friends.. ANYONE that has a problem with what I am saying mean that THAT person has something to feel guilty about... TO those of you that are trully my friend.. You will know who you are.. to the rest.. GET A LIFE AND QUIT TRYING TO CAUSE TROUBLE IN MINE!!!

Angel Of Death
Angel Of Death he sits high on his throne, judging us with his extravagent mind. telling us we better watch our backs, for he is follwing our every move. he is ready to strike, ready to take our life. his weapon is only his mind, for which he strikes with great strife. he was an angel rejected from god, he had passion for anger and never followed orders. he was always interested in death, and always felt as if he were consumed by darkness. Then one day when he felt as if god were a tyrant, he crossed the line, he went to far. god closed his door for faith, which to begin with was barely ajar. he hated everything and he hated everyone. he soon became consumed with darkness and anger, his passion for living no longer existed. He roamed the earth lonely for many years. untill one day a strange being came to him in a quarrling deal. telling him he could rule the earth and control lives. the angel was interested, so h

Out Of Time
Out of Time Wake up in the morning and fall out of bed Try and get my head straight but I put it off instead Don't want to carry on living just wanna be dead But I put off the decision and listen to some music instead Just looking for inspiration to make life worth living So tired of a world that keeps taking and not giving Trying to make friends leads to despair It always seems to end with me pulling out my hair So I am fat and bald And I am getting old Wish I was fit and bold And not so stand-offish and cold Trying to relate But I am always consumed by hate Trying to make amends But I have no more friends Take some pills Deathwish thrills They take me to see the doc Then turn the key in the lock They have taken away my liberty I am undone by uncertainty One thing worse than dying Spending your life denying Locked up in a cage Consumed by rage My sense of hope is all spent Will the suffering ever rele

Eh, Just Because...
So it's like 0330 and I'm still awake. I know half of you don't even care, but o well! I'm bored and talking to a really nifty guy thats over in the desert right now. He's infantry, which gets him "props" from me! I was just a mechanic, so I can't say that I did a whole lot... even though I did deploy one time. I still don't really feel like I got to do my whole job. I was medically discharged for an injury that I incurred while enlisted, so here I sit... Ok, I think I am gonna finish talkin to this guy and maybe drink a couple beers to try and fall asleep...we'll see how that works out! G'night ya'll!

2007
to all my great family, friends and fans. I know I disappeared from the charts for awhile, but I am back. First of all, to those very special and wonderful people who kept in touch and kept me going the last 5 months, you have no idea how much you mean to me. Everyone else, I disappeared from the radar so fast and with no warning, you probably thought I abandonded you. Not so, just a whole big pile of personal shit that I went thru, and am still going thru. what started it all was a heart attack scare in August. Wasn't one, just a severe drop in potassium, but it terrified me. I started making changes in my life, like weight and living for today. Soon after that a very special person came into my world, and rocked it so completely, that I woke up and faced the fact that I am 40 something, and not dead, but was living my life like a very old woman with nothing to life for. He met me at my worst and told me I am a beautiful woman, and made me belive I am special and valuable, but most

Darkness Within
Sarrow fills the soul Hurt fills the heart Hate is what others feel Pain something to try and take away Anguish what comes with pain Confusion is the mind Blood what flows true Rage is what builds up Fighting what comes of rage Kill what people dream but seldom do Knife the point you feel Sword to take away the mind Tears what always comes Die to live again Love what brings it all

Silloette Of A Dream
It looks like a dramatic scene Somebodys plot, Somebodys sceam Feel the agony, the lose of control Feel the need to be buried in a dark hole Buried alive, drown the soul Crazy lies being told The heartbreak, the sadness, the insanity the madness Unexcapable fear is drawing near You raise your head, what you see isn't clear your mind in a rage, knowing nothing, just escaping the dawn You awake, somethings wrong The pain you feel corrupts the mind, The lose of control, Feeling blind Not able to see the things you need you wonder what you've just seen You awake to a silloette of a dream

Time Clock
Ok weall wonder what time it is where our friends are and if they are workingat what ever time or sleeping ,,this clock should help youall know what time it is in cities they YOUR friends live yes ya can add clocks cnage the clock faces in option its so handy to just click it andsee the City showing places that you no longer needto work out times anywhere hope it helps some one http://www.symmttm.com/download_symmtime_access.asp

My "best" Poem - (won 1st Place)
(This was written soon after my screen-name was given to me, and I wrote it to describe my way of thinking towards Women, Love, and Life. Of course, like my other poems, it's written in the theme of a Knight in the middle-ages, but its the meaning behind the words that count. It was read once by a friend who is a published poet, and who hosted a Poetry talk show on Yahoo Radio. It was voted on and won 1st place, and my "reward" was to read it aloud, Live, on the radio show, to people around the world. I was deeply Honored) ... Now the Poem. ____________________________________ ~ ~ ~ An Ode to the Sensuous Knight ~ ~ ~ _________________________________________ To be read in three Voices: 1.Narrator, 2.m'Lady, 3.Sir Knight ( Intro ) There is a man, so gentle, soft and kind, A Knight who yields a mighty sword to fight. His Lady's Honor, he doth serve and protect, From all perils that may come her way. He takes his sword, his lance, his heart, And at the very feet

Want To Know Why They Call Me Sensuous?
Before reading this, I want you to clear your mind, Relax, turn off your music, and Visualize this story unfolding in your mind. Picture yourself there and see, smell, feel every detail. ... Oh, and Ladies, I've been told by women who have read this in the past, to pass on this "warning" from them: Sit on a Towel. (Don't ask me, I didn't say it!) __________________________________________ Hmmmmmmmm, (happy sigh) ... I don't know exactly when you will read this, my Darling, but I hope it finds you as hot and wet, as I am hard for you. You see, I have been daydreaming and fantasizing about you again, my Love ... one of my favorite things to do, anymore, when I'm not with you or talking to you. This particular fantasy really makes me want you, and really hard for you. It starts out in a huge, beautifully decorated, modern bedroom. The lights in the room are off, but the room is lit with the very soft glow of a dozen, rose-scented candles. Somewhere in the room, a surround-soun

Blah Blah Blah
Silent Scream Silent screams, hopeless tears, The gashes on your body show your fears, Slit your wrists slash your skin, The blood brings out the pain within, Watch the blood pour like a stream, Your self-mutilation is just a silent scream. Cut yourself, but don’t go to far, Slowly kill who you are, Cover your scars to hide your shame, I’m sorry but this time there’s nobody to blame, Watch the blood pour like a stream, Your self-mutilation is just a silent scream. Scar your body, kill you dreams, Because you are “broken” and “ripped at the seams”, You think that cutting is a new trend, Drain your essence all over again, Watch the blood pour like a stream, Your self-mutilation is just a silent scream!