A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his
entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't
touch it 'til she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a West
Virginia hotel? When you call the front desk and
say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk
replies, "go ahead."
How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is
married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they
want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West
Where was the toothbrush invented? West Virginia. If
it had been invented anywhere else, it would have
been called a teeth brush.
A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on
I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and
the driver replies "Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million West Virginia
State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a
The governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof!
Up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring
one of them.
A new law was recently passed in West Virginia. When
a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
A guy walked into a bar in West Virginia and orders
a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and
says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?" "No",
replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania." The
bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya
do in Pennsylvania?" "I'm a taxidermist", said the
man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now,
asks, What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man
says, "I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole
"It's okay boys, he's one of us!"