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Weather
i wish the weather make up its mind if it going to be cold or warm because my ass is getting cold here and i wish it rain we need it bad our lake is drying out so plzz if u can pray for rain for us we need it bad very bad.
Scooter Bar Xmas Comtest!!!!
THE SCOOTER BAR IS HAVING A CHRISTMAS CONTEST HOSTED BY SLADE.THE CONTEST IS FOR A BEAUTIFUL LADY TO BECOME THE CHRISTMAS BACKGROUND FOR THE SCOOTER BAR. PLEASE GO AND CAST YOUR VOTE AND COMMENT BOMB ON WHOM YOU FEEL SHOULD BE THE IN THE CHRISTMAS BACKGROUND IN THE SCOOTER BAR. HERE IS THE LINK TO THE PHOTOS FOR THE 7 LADIES THAT ARE PARTICIPATING IN THE CONTEST: http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=458274&albumid=732626. THANX.
Ths Stupid Things People Do!
IMHO The way the 'bar tab' is currently set up SUCKS!! I can't see when people comment me, or invite me to play games, without seeing what every one is doing. I really don't effing care who comments whom, or who voted on what mumm, it doesn't making an effing difference to me. But I would like to know when I get rates, or comments, or someone invites me to play a game, or reads a blog I posted, but I only get bits and pieces unless I elect to see what everyone is doing. And people say that you can change your personal settings, but not in a way that really makes a noticible difference, because when I change my settings I can't see an effing thing at all most of the time. I know that Baby Jesus is just trying to 'improve' on things, but don't fix what isn't broken. If I wanted to know what everyone was doing I would be psychic, or the government, but I think what other people do in the privacy of their own home, or on their own computer, is THEIR business, not mine. Let's just go ba
Kluckin Films Is In Dire Need Of Your Help & Support!
Kluckin Films is in DIRE NEED OF YOUR HELP & SUPPORT! As you know, or might not know, times are hard right now in the Taxi Cab Industry, which is the main source of income for Kluckin Films right now. Right now it is so slow that after working for 12 hours we might not even take home a $20 bill. Our dispatchers are falling asleep on the job, for lack of taxi orders! This income is responsible for the rent on our studio, payments on our laptop to keep up our web sites and keep you informed of what is going on with us and a roof over our heads. In other words we are about to loose everything we own! The other day we went to pay a partial payment on the rent, for the place we call home. Our land lord would not accept it. That means that we may be homeless before the holidays. We are also behind on our studio rent so they have put a red lock on our door. If we are forced to leave our home we do not even have a place to store our belongings. In other words we are sc
Love
SOME SAY LOVE IT IS A RIVER THAT DROWNS THE TENDER REED, SOME SAY LOVE IT IS A RAZOR THAT LEAVES YOUR SOUL TO BLEED, SOME SAY LOVE IT IS A HUNGER AN ENDLESS ACHING NEED, I SAY LOVE IT IS A FLOWER AND YOU ITS ONLY SEED. ITS THE HEART AFRAID OF BREAKING THAT NEVER LEARNS TO DANCE , ITS THE DREAM AFRAID OF WAKING THAT NEVER TAKES THE CHANCE, ITS THE ONE THAT WON'T BE TAKEN WHO CAN NOT SEEN TO GIVE, AND THE SOUL AFRAID OF DYING THAT NEVER LEARNS TO LIVE. AND THE NIGHT HAS BEEN TOO LONELY AND THE ROAD HAS BEEN TO LONG. AND YOU THINK THAT LOVE IS ONLY FOR THE LUCKYAND THE STRONG. JUST REMEMBER IN THE WINTER FAR BENEATH THE BITTER SNOW LIES THE SEED THAT WITH THE SUN'S LOVE, IN THE SPRING,BECOMES A ROSE.
My Poems 2
Life is precious It should not be wasted It comes and goes way to easily We are given only one chance There is a funny thing with life that we sometimes overlook That is the time we have to live It is almost as important as the air we breathe For without it we have nothing Time is a perishable good If left out in the open it will wither Love will too They are all intertwined, one big circle Without life there is no time and without love there is no life And each one is what we choose to make of them You cannot measure each one on any scale You measure life by your happiness not your successes Time by how you use it and love by your heart always We look for that certain someone to fill our hearts But love, that word, is tossed around too frivolously Real love is more precious that any gold It is comforting; it is without judgement It is living for the moment and remembering the times already shared It fills a void insi
X-mas In Hell
December 25th 1986 Van Nuys Merry Christmas. That's what people say at Christmas, right? Except normally they have somebody to say it to. They have friends and family, And they haven't been crouched naked under a Christmas tree with a needle in their arm like an insane person in a mansion in Van Nuys. They're not out of their minds, they're not writing in a diary, And they're definitely not watching their holiday spirit coagulate in a spoon. I didn't speak to a single person today. I thought why should I ruin their fucking Christmas. I've started a new diary and this time I have a few new reasons. One, I have no friends left. Two, so I can read back and remember what I did the day before. And three, so if I die, at least I leave a nice little suicide note of my life. It's just me and you, diary. Welcome to my fucked up life. Nobody would believe the shit that happens in my head, it's haunted. Now that I've come down from the drugs it seems like a sick play that
Poems
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO W
Thoughts From My Head
i am just writing my first blog so i guess i will just put some of the shit going on in my head on here...sometimes i wonder if there are any decent guys out there...the ones i meet are unfortunatly taken, but then at my age the good ones should be taken...or they have been hurt and afraid to try....which leaves me to wonder if i will be alone for the rest of my life...did i make a mistake somewhere? i am so tired of hearing guys say i'm so nice...then being asses...i have news for guys being an ass does not make you nice...and then i turn away potentially nice guys because i then think they are all asses...my head is hurting from the confusion...i guess i will just patiently wait for the one or the one to have fun with right now...
General
321.1 THE LAW IS THE LAW! I really love this one I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over!!!!! So Be It! THE LAW IS THE LAW So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. I say, " so be it," because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen. I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings , I don't believe the Government and its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations w
Diares Of Theinkfreak (originated 12/14/2007)
Pretending your My call-girl one night, You come around looking just right, To my front door in your spike-healed boots, I lift your skirt then say "wait here." On go the lights of the Christmas tree, Then back to unwrapping you. Cars driving by catch a stare, At me parting your thighs wide, You arch your back with a need to please. Down before you to my knees I drop, Tracing your edges with my tounge, Savoring your taste, with with every stroke. And on my mouth there forms a grin, Your sighs resumes, as I lick you within, Lips melting with sweet honey. Not one drop do I let go to waste. Whispering, "tell me what you need," No more time for play I plead, "I will do anything you ask, Fulfilling your fantasy my only task."
'twas The Night Before Christmas For Adults
'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off
Feeling Like A Jackass
Well I was rude to someone that I really like and I should have waited and found out why it was that I hadnt talked to him. I so hope that we can get pass this. I hope that I didnt mess up a good thing.
Men
Have you ever loved and lost? --This was written by my best friend's ex husband.... it is amazing! Deployboink is his name and he said I could borrow it :) Women think with their emotions. Emotions dictate a woman's actions. Men think with their little head or logic. I am talking more about the logic thinking. Everyone already understands the little head thinking. A woman's emotions dictate what they do. It is simple. A man on the other hand argues with his emotions. There is a battle between logic and his feelings. Usually logic wins. That is not always a good thing. These battles can and usually produce bad results. A man can have true love right in front of his face and throw it away due to this battle. Don't worry, the man usually realizes it after it is too late. That should be comforting for all of you that wish that the man would be just as miserable as you. It is just like those "chick flick" movies except the man is too stupid to make it to the happy endi
Thank You!
Zoloft & Caffeine: The Fubar Mix
These are the places you usually find the Gomi Girl: Multiply.com MySpace Facebook www.gomiworld.com So what the hell am I doing on FUBAR? I guess I can blame a Kimberly of a different persuasion! ;-) We're yacking on Yahoo and she tells me about this place and I sign up. And now I'm f'n addicted! So I'll clue you all in, now. I drink Guinness! Yes. Guinness! So if you're going to get me drunk, it will take plenty of Guinness! Lots and Lots of it! So START BUYING! ;-) Kimberly, the Gomi Girl
Misletoe
Wake N Bake
Merry Christmas
Birthday
Reindeer
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME>>>> According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and>> female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop>> their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to>> mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they>> give>> birth in the spring.>>>> Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's>> reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a>> girl.>>>> We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in>> a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost
December
December.. December, month of blood loss (see my blog 56 Days) County Code Violations, Sun Tans, and fire pits.
Sweetdreams Got Very Bad News Concerning Princess Punkass
PRINCESS PUNKASS ON HERE NEEDS UR PRAYERS MORE THEN ANYTHING. HER SON KILLED HIMSELF RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER.HERE IS THE FOLLWING MESSAGE HER FRIEND SENT ME.. Hello, My name is kelsey i am a friend of lindas princess punkass. i would like for you to get a message to all her freinds on here. her son killed hiself yesterday. from what i got from her sister this is what ahppened. he left school early and went home she was out doing some shpping before going on a trip to texas she came home and she had gotten him a speciall gift for winning a football award. she took it to his room and he was there and he told her her loved everyone but could not take itanymore and her shot hiself in front of her. you and a couple of others on here like mikes hard lemonade and cowboy3759070 are the ones she talks to the most i know she is going through hell and has been sadated for several hours to keep her from loosing her mind if you could put a bulletin out about this to everyone i can show her people
Brain
How Hunden’s Brain Works A story Many of you know me, some of you know me well. But this should illustrate how my brain works for all of you. Some four (roughly) years ago I was at XS Internet Café and a friend of mine (you know who you are) who will remain nameless for a number of reasons, is at a site that sells stuff. He calls me over and shows me that there is a book that he is excited about. It is a tell all book, a diary to be precise, about possibly the most famous actress currently known. This diary was written by her room mate. As I’m reading the summery there is this guy in the back of my brain knocking. The more I read the harder he knocks. I’m seriously thinking ‘something just isn’t right here’ when the guy grabs the sledge and nails me. I read a little more, and scroll back up to the top as I as my friend, “Hey, what was Marilyn’s real name?” “I thought it was Marilyn.” He answers. I click next to the supposed authors name, Mary, and reply,
56 Days
Fifty Six Days So I’m at the plasma center, donating as I usually do twice a week. It gives me gas a cigarette money. It’s my second donation of the week so this means $30 in my pocket when I’m done. Up walks the security guard, who also does other work there. Basically a good handy man on top of being security. I like him, he and I talk and joke, and are both Security Officers, prior military, and the like. We have a lot in common. They happen to have him cutting these straps off of the new covers on the beds. Joking he acts like he is reaching for the line. We both laugh and he cuts the first strap. I look back up at the movie and suddenly hear him say, “Oh shit I really did it.” I start chuckling and look over, and there is blood dripping from the scissors. Rather surprised I say. “Oh shit you really did it.” I then realize that blood is flowing out and grab the clamp on the hose and close it. At this point one of the Tech’s comes over he tells him what he did b
Libras
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying... Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics.
Rebel's Hide
You think it is a frog and I think it is a horse! i have to respect other's opinion..... you can see it clearly in the above picture I just need to wait and listen actively to others.
What Do You Want By Sondra
What do you really want By Sondra What do you really want in life? Do you want love?Trust? Acceptance? Faithfulness? Do you want honesty? Friends? Togetherness? Attention? A life mate? Whatever it is you want in life, always remember that you get out of life what you put into it! If you willingly give love, you will receive love from someone who is willingly giving it in return, if you want someone who will be faithful, you have to be in all ways faithful. If you want friends, you have to be friendly. If you want others to be honest with you, you have to be an honest person yourself. If you want someone to give you their undivided attention, you have to be willing to give that person your undivided attention in return, or even sometimes give your attention first. If you want to be fully accepted "as you are" then you have to accept others in the same way. Do you want to be trusted? Then you have to learn to trust! As for happiness, others cant make us happy, we have to choose to
Utinahica Dig Update
Greatings All, Well, I am finally back home again as of last night. The Dig was a big sucess, though not a complete one. We found more evidence of very early Spanish, but we no longer think the building we were escavating was "THE" Spanish Mission we thought it might be. Instead it seems to be a Ceremonial Building. I am limited to how much I can say online about everything we found until FernBank has a chance to do so but I can offer up this article that appeared in the Atlanta Journal on Tuesday. Take warning though that the writer MUST be a frustrated author (LOL). I Laughed when I read it, but he does have the basic facts right. I included a Slide show with a number of Pics from the Dig. Also, in my latest stash are a number of Pics showing the general types of artifacts we were finding. Fernbank digs into early Georgian history By MARK DAVIS The Atlanta Journal-Constitution Published on: 12/11/07 JACKSONVILLE, Ga. — Jacksonville, Ga. -- Was it
My Life
Right now I'm working a lot of hours I'm kinda seein someone its not really official but he's the one I want to be with right now. Not much new going on in my life I'll post another blog when something new happens
The Past
Ever wonder why people die young....it the saying only the good die young true? This is the burning question of time and life. I hope for all that time stands still or that another life moves on in place of the lost one.....The world changes everyday and time seems to slip us by without kickin us in the ass untill time has past us by and it's yesterday....and tomorrow never comes.....................
The People Of Fubar
I found this in a bulletin posted today... PRINCESS PUNKASS ON HERE NEEDS UR PRAYERS MORE THEN ANYTHING. HER SON KILLED HIMSELF RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER.HERE IS THE FOLLWING MESSAGE HER FRIEND SENT ME.. Hello, My name is kelsey i am a friend of lindas princess punkass. i would like for you to get a message to all her freinds on here. her son killed hiself yesterday. from what i got from her sister this is what ahppened. he left school early and went home she was out doing some shpping before going on a trip to texas she came home and she had gotten him a speciall gift for winning a football award. she took it to his room and he was there and he told her her loved everyone but could not take itanymore and her shot hiself in front of her. you and a couple of others on here like mikes hard lemonade and cowboy3759070 are the ones she talks to the most i know she is going through hell and has been sadated for several hours to keep her from loosing her mind if you could put a bulletin ou
Why
I don't get how one minute you are the one, then the next your are the best friend that they could never do without, but your not that one???
Holiday Stuff
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m"Wishing all my FUBAR friends a very Merry Christmas!!!! I would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year!!! Also let's keep in our thoughts and prayers all the service people that are away from their family and that they all return safe. Darren
I Am Leaving Fubar
R.i.p. Officer Freeman
JUST WANTED TO POST THIS AS THIS HITS WAY CLOSE TO HOME AS MY KIDS DADDY WORKS W/HIM & ENDED UP ON THE CALL LAST NIGHT W/MANY OTHER OFFICERS..A ROUTINE TRAFFIC STOP THAT HAS CHANGED THE LIVES OF SO MANY & RIGHT HERE AT CHRISTMAS!! ALL BECAUSE OF A DRUNK DRIVER....BELOW IS STORY.... Huntsville officer dies from gunshot wound; suspect charged Posted by Niki Doyle December 15, 2007 12:28 PM A Huntsville police officer shot Friday night has died from his wound, Huntsville police said this afternoon. The announcement was made at police headquarters on Wheeler Avenue that officer William Eric Freeman, 36, of Hazel Green, died this morning. Police Chief Henry Reyes said Kenneth Shipp has been charged with capital murder. Reyes said Freeman and officer Kevin Lambert had been called to investigate a traffic accident with injuries on Bailey Cove Road just north of Weatherly Road at 8:43 p.m. When they arrived at 8:51 p.m., the chief said, they found Shipp sitting on the curb.
Austin James
well my son was just born on december 13th at 148 am he was 8pounds 5 ounces and 21 inches long when he was born just wanted to let all my fubar friends know that
He Needs A Little Help
Hey everybody come by and show a little leveling luv he's real close so let's knock it out real quick!!!! ~DJPhilburg360~~ ~Co/Owner of Viper Pit Radio~Dirty South Crew~Founder Of Wakan- Tanka Clan~~@ fubar Have A Great Weekend!!
Ice Storm
Tha bad Ice Storm we had here. Its been really bad. My lights started to flicker early Monday then gradually stayed of longer and longer periods. The House got really cold after a couple hours so the kids and I stayed in my bed for all of Moday and most of Tuesday. Tuesday I went outside to see how bad it was and huge tree limbs were all over my yard and in the streets. Powerlines were everywhere. My bird bath, bird feeder and the kids swingset is done. The tree limbs continued to fall while I was out there and had to run to stay away from being hit. Very dangerous situation to be in. I ended up take the car to my exs house since he doesnt have huge trees everywhere. I drove the van instead. Tuesday 90% of Saint Joseph had no lights, and it gradually got better just slow since its still snowing off and on Just got my lights on about an hour or so ago but had to get online to let everyone know Im okay lots of damage but nothing I cant repair. U all were in my thoughts and I missed yal
New
The new bar tab sucks, I dont care if my friends or my friends friends leave other people comments or view them or whatever. There should be a way to disable them, and make it like it was before where you could only see the actions that involved you or somone new walking in the bar....This is annoying!!!
A Yule Song - Nsfw - Lmao
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My Life
My name is Jeremy Scot Hernandez, I have cerebral palsy. I was born with my umbrellacord wrapped around my neck and got pinched during labor. I have many surgery in my life, I been in a wheelchair my whole life until the age of 13th I learn how to walk with a walker for few years and the doctors told my mom that I was never support to walk or talk but I prove everyone wrong. My mom is my hero because she saves me from dieing and never giving up on me, also she taught me never gives up at all. I have accomplish many things in my life like for example walking or graduate high school.
Christmas
i want to wish all my friend a Merry Christmas and to stay safe.God Bless
Own Me
THATS RIGHT I AM UP FOR AUCTION THAT MEANS I GET TO BE YOUR VERY OWN FU GIRL CLICK ON MY PICK AND PLACE YOUR BIDS I PROMISE YOU WONT BE DISAPOINTED
You Tore My Heart
You tore my heart Right out of my chest You held it close Then threw it right away To be trampled By those who dont care Words spoken were they ever ment You took my heart And made it yours To play with Like a toy You left me bleeding Alone and afraid Another pawn lost in your game Can you even remember who I was Im am the one Who will haunt you In your Dreams at night The one you scream at And Yell to make me go away But whilst my heart is still broken I will remain there forever Of the Love we once had ©Crazydave 2007
Christmas
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, and Arkansas and West Virginia on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; However, there are a few differences between us. Differences such as: 1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson." 2. Instead
Just The Beginning!
I am just trying to see how many things you can do on this site. I am enjoying myself today, meeting new people and making this gray yucky day a little more brighter!
Your Number
Name: Number: Best time to call: text messaging (yes or no) phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=]] Repost as: Give me your #
My Version On Christmas
To whomever enters this blog>>> Right now my take on Christmas sucks it is a Bad time of the year i wish it would Hurry up and go away.
Bad Year
Well I just need to let this out and thought I would do it here. This year has been one bad for me, I lost my brother in Iraq on May 19,2007, then my mothers step dad passed away Dec 12,2007 and then I find out today that my other grandpa passed away on Dec 13, 2007. They say things come in setts of 3's but a person can really only handle so much if you ask me. This has really sent me over the edge, I dont know where, or what to do anymore. God only gives you what he thinks you can handle or so everyone tells me.. But I dont think I can handle all this in one year!!! I really think I am falling fast! I try to put on a face that dont show the pain I am feeling inside for my kids and my sister.. Anyway I have desided that I am going to spend time trying to pull myself together and see how it works.. I hope everyone can understand .. I do care alot for my friends on here..But my state of mind is not what it should be at this point.. ** When will my pain end??**
Shout Box
Hey, if anyone tried to shoutbox me in the last 30-45 minutes,I didn't get any of the shoutbox messages because ShaneHumphreys was playing f*ck around with my Shoutbox while I stepped away...Please SB me back if you did...
"psychiatric Help 5 Cents"
i'd like to thank you all for coming to witness my life fade away through my failed attempts of drug induced,suicide i have no regrets iv'e seen better days an'then they go away iv'e seen the ones i love choose to stay away -"AN IT ALL WENT BLACK"- "What happens when the voices in your head start answering back?"Would you reply with a hearty/i did'nt wake up knowing someone's gonna get that twitch(Life is difficult-yes it is)an' stab me or the next one in the back>fantastic< Did'nt know 2 bad/we did,always knew,that's right -just cause we're wrong-does'nt mean it's not happening!!?!! "WANNA BURN ME ?? FIND A BETTER F**KING LIGHTER"!!!
"solitude"
Drink the Tears from my Eyes, Taste the Blood from my Pains... Only then you Might know what Runs deep through my Veins... Feel the Depths of my Soul... Smell the Scent of my Fears... For to Know me by Heart will Take more than just Years.
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Club Karizma
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My Life
Breathalizer Prayer!
cold brews are bliss jagermeister is heaven dear god let me please blow a point 07!
What Tha Fuck Eva
Its the tail end of the holidays and aside from getting a PS3 out of left field for Christmas it really isnt shit to me. Well New years is and forever shall be a night of drunken debaucher, which as I see it is a good thing. Although there is a downside to new years. I have never kissed someone at midnight on new years eve. I have had a few girlfriends around the holidays and those have been the best ones since i was younger. I am tired of this shit of always being single or whenever i eventualy find someone they turn out to be completly psycho. I dont know I'm pretty much hammered drunk right now and just miss having someone who cared about me and someone i could hold. I hate this time of year maybe next year and a negative 75 pounds i will be singing a different tune.
Not Settling
So I have made a decision that I am no longer going to just settle in my life any more.. This goes for every aspect of my life but most importantly in relationships.. See I have been settling for a while and I am just done doing it.. If I flirt with you it doesnt mean I like you like that necessarily.. If I like you like that I will tell you I am intersted and that means you are not only very beautiful but that we have talked at least enough for me to find some qualities that I like.. But under no circumstance will I settle.. And I wont feel like I am not a priority.. That is a way of settling too.. And there will be no more settling at all..
Dog Bite Dog Fight
earlier today...noon saturday...i heard my dog a pure bread alpha intact german shepard raising hell with a pit bull terrier puppy (100 pounds)...i could see what was going to happen so i proceded to get my dog in the house... before i could, the pit busted a section of the chainlink fence and charged at me and my shepard as the door was slaming shut t before it was latched...that damn dog pushed me out of the way...and the maylay insued...i have broken up a little squable before but this was serious. i had a killer in my own living room and inspite of the fact i know my dog can handle himself...i wasnt going to let it happen....i jumped between them seperated them with help of the 100 pound roomate and 12 pound weiner dog...ce my dogs and household were safe i was faced with this SOB...i wrestled him o the floor cornered him and choked him out until he passed out...then while still in a head lock i opened my door and tossed him back over what was left of the fence...as though inmid a
The Truth
ok, it's been a while now and i havn't said anything.. i can be meek, i can be wild, and i can be a jerk... this time... well.. you decide.. first off, those people that are on my friends are there because i've talked to them and/or have seen something interesting on their page that was beyond just being some hot chick.. which brings me to the point.. look.. i see all these people, mainly women, complaining if they get anything less then a 10, well newsflash... we're not all 10's out there. me i'm a 4 with my attitude bringing me to a 2 if i'm lucky. fan rate add? umm ok.. so i just what, can't talk to you i have to feed your ego first? that's insane... i'm not here to pat you on the head cause you look sexy in your pics. i was here for friends... and yeah the occasional sneak peek.. but hell i'm a guy, it's nature. this whole 'buy me a blast to add me' that's called prostitution, money for services... service being your 2 seconds of attention. oh and what's with the fubar wife/hubby
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Its Blog
hey guess what i did. lol My vacume cleaner. well i realized i needed a bag bc its full. Since i dont drive and mindy couldn't take me to walmart tonight. so I actually did a experiment. I took the bag, cut it, took all the crap out inside it-taped it back up and reused it. And i can't believe it, it worked!!! yey!!! thanks to (scotch) package tape. I'm so proud of myself. ;P
Missed Opprtunity
Damn! I missed the greatest opportunity tonight! Rick was actually pulled up to dance tonight at Sundance. It was sssssssssssooooooooo cute! Had my camera phone and everything but the fucker kept ducking behind the chicks. lol But damn it was funny! Just wish I had the pic, lol Had a blast anyway and the memory is etched in my mind! Thanks for the memories sweetie. lol
Is Over.
Come a little bit closer And hear what I've got to say Burning words of anger Of hate and desperation. What if I break the silence What if I forgive the past ? I know it might sound funny To tell you what I felt I mean I really loved you It's a shame - my fault - I know But why - but why Why are you so stupid ? But why - but why Why are you so stupid ? Fuck you and your killing lies I hate your pissing attitude Why did you have to go so low Trueler - Copycat What if I break the silence What if I forgive the past ? Sucking like a vampire The blood of all your friends But sorry, my blood was poisoned Now burn in hell You killed the love You killed the trust What if I break the silence What if i forgive the past?
Oh My God...
I\'ve had 18-24 shots and about a cup of everclear and my kidneys and liver are fucking on fire right now...holy shit it hurts....the only good out come of this...I met another tattoo/piercer artist and another metal/motor head. m/
Goodbye Scarecrow
"Goodbye Scarecrow" I was watching a show and it brought me to uncontrolable tears. She was dieing of cancer and decided to kill herself. The man she was seeing (who was in a relationship) was there so she did not die alone. She took the pills and looked to him and said, "Goodbye, Scarecrow". When I was in my teens my boyfriend of many years went by the name of Scarecrow. Who knows, if he had not eventually lost it we'd still be together this day. I think of him often. The first guy I ever really loved. We were both rather disturbed individuals... We were both rather dark. It was this darkness that brought us together, it was that darkness that eventually tore us apart... Hell I was his 'mistress' for perhaps two years... I wouldn't let that get in the way. We swore through life and death we'd be there for each other. One day 'Scarecrow' and I were laying in bed. The room was dark and small, the bed a cheap twin. We layed there naked for hours our bodies entertwi
Stormy
Song lyrics | Way Back Into Love lyrics
Forewarned!!!!
DON'T SAY I DID NOT WARN YOU BEFORE YOU TALKED TO ME!!!! JUST TIRED OF THE BULLSHIT!!!! imikimi - Customize Your World
Tour Updates
Love, Pain & the Whole Crazy Carnival Ride Tour" with Keith Urban and Carrie Underwood January 2008 31 - Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun Arena February 2008 1 - Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun Arena 16 - Roanoke, VA - Roanoke Civic Center March 2008 7 - Omaha, NE - Qwest Center 11 - San Jose, CA - HP Pavilion
Christmas
merry christmas and a happy new year to all my fubar friends. i hope everything is ok in your world. love, janice
Flamming Hearts We Have New Member
steverino@ fubar flamming hearts have new member please rate, fan, and add him please thank you for all your help
Poetry
YOU TOUCH MY HEART SEEING THE OLD AND NEW SCARS YOU WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS IN MY EAR WITHOUT THOUGHT OF MY PAIN I WELCOME YOUR COMFORTING TOUCH AND SOOTHING WORDS I OPEN UP AND SUBMIT MYSELF TO YOU YOU SEEK OUT AND SCORCH EVERY INCH OF MY BEING WITHOUT THOUGHT OR CAUTION I LET YOU INSIDE YOU EXPLORE AND FIND YOUR TARGET EMBEDDING YOURSELF INTO MY HEART LIKE AN INFECTION FEEDING I TAKE UR ABUSE DUE TO BEING USE TO IT YOU TRY TO DRAG ME DOWN AND DEGRADE MY EVERY BEING YOUR CHILDISH GAMES ARE USELESS WHY WASTE YOUR TIME AND TRY? WHEN YOU CAN'T BREAK WHATS ALREADY BROKEN
Funny!!
TOO FUNNY - THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4.. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8.. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of all.. 13.. "Could you write a
Perfect Creation
Two beautful legs, so long and so slender, round, slim and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, rounded and firm to bring out the desire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Soft cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, and two dreamy eyes just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for man to make his heart sing... Then He added a mouth... And ruined the whole darn thing!!!!
Check Out My Best Friend
Check her out she hot,she friendly and she returns all love So go stop by her page and Rate,fan, and add her you wont be sorry Ecuadorian Goddess-Fan Before You Add--After Hours Greeter---Sgt.Raider Fu-Wife@ fubar
Mumm Commenter's
THE PEOPLE THAT LEAVE RUDE ASS COMMENTS ABOUT YOUR MUMMS,THESE PEOPLE REALLY DON'T MUST NOT HAVE A GOOD LIFE,AND CAN'T TAKE A JOKE FOR SHIT,THEY NEED TO STOP BRINGIN PEOPLE DOWN,SOME OF THESE MUMMS ARE PERSONAL,AND SOME OF THEM ARE NOT,ITS OK,SOMETIMES,BUT I DON'T SEE THEM WRITIN A MUMM,DUMB-ASSES,IF YOU CAN'T LEAVE A STRAIGHT UP COMMENT,DON'T COMMENT AT ALL,STOP JUDGIN EVERYBODY,THEIRS ONLY ONE PERSON THAT CAN JUDGE YOU,AND THATS GOD.
Of Deception And Lies
Friends? Friends. What is a friend? I used to think that a friend was a person, not related to you, that you could count on to be there for you. Someone that is respectful and courteous to your feelings. Someone that understands you, is there when you cried, shares in your happiness and, in turn, shares his/her happiness with you and cries upon your shoulder. I have even had a few friends, here and there, that I thought would show up at my hospital bed if I were sick or injured and, possibly, a few more that would come to my funeral if I died. Until recently, I had even managed to keep in touch with a few from my high school days. But over the past several months, some of my 'friends' have been drifting. Well....maybe drifting isn't the word. More like...slapping me in the face and stabbing me in the back. I've even had a couple of them rip out my heart, crush it into throbbing pulpy mass of quivering tissue, throw it on the ground under the tire of their black Dodge Durango, jump in
Soldiers Eyes
A Soldiers Eyes Squinting through the scope of a soldiers gun Another iraqi militant on the run Road side bombs and ariel flares Tracer bullets flying everywhere Massive killings in the streets The bodies of hundreds on bloodied sheets Kicking down doors raiding their homes Tracking them in tunnels of darkness they roam The hot summer sun is boiling our brains Another soldier crys out in agony and pain we swarmed and searched and found no nukes this is a meaningless war and were ready to puke How many more men Mr President must die We know we are over here because of a lie We miss our children family and friends Bring us back home so we can live again. Troy F Cooper Copyright ©2007 Troy F Cooper
Twas The Night Before Xmas
Hope everyone enjoys my twas the night befor christmas pass it on its hella funny!!! 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa A
Merry X-mas And Happy New Year Everyone
Just wanted to wish everyone a merry christmas and a happy new year. Hope everyone has safe and happy holidays.
How To Treat A Lady
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy wh
Hello
HEllo all new to this so bare with me tryin' to figure this all out........HAPPY HOLIDAYZ ALL
True Meaning By Some Phrases By Women
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2. Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only truly five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something", and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine". 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it! 5. Loud sigh: This is actualy a word. but is a non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh beans she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of "nothing"). 6. That's OK.: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's OK" means she wants to think long and hard beforte deciding how and when you w
Christmas
IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BLOGS... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.
How Important Are Looks?
With a lot of failures in relationships and rejectons from dates it raises the question.. is it really a partners personality the atracts people or is it just all about the looks? I may not be much to look at but there's more to a persons looks like how much they can truly care for someone and how they show their love. Don't get me wrong... if by some miracle i had a beautiful, slim girl ask me on a date then i'd jump straight in there but i still look for inner qualities. So the question begs... what's is more important to you.. looks, or heart???
Me
WELL HERES A LIL BOUT ME READY??? OK MY NAME IS STEVE IM 35 YEARS OLD I AM VERY SINGLE AND LOOKING I AM TIRED OF THE "PLAYERS" AND THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAY ARE SUMTHING THAY ARE NOT IF YOU ARE REAL AND FROM THE TOLEDO OHIO AREA AND WOULD LIKE TO KICK IT HIT ME UP IM DOWN FOR REAL I AM A CONTRATOR FOR A LARGE DISTRIBUTER IN THE TOLEDO AND S/E MICHIGAN AREA UMM IF THERES ANYTHING ELSE YA WANNA KNOW LET ME KNOW
Music Project
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Understanding Women?
Why is it that women seem to chase and woo after men that treat them badly? Atleast that seems to be what I am seeing over and over. Women say they want a man that is caring, devoted, loving, that treats them with respect, like a lady should be treated, yet when given the option to have one, they choose the one that doesn't. It really makes no sense to me. I guess that old saying holds true, even through to today. Bad boys get the women, nice guys get to be alone. or to modernize the frase a little. Assholes rule, Gentleman fall.
Dj Blueyesmel Its Not A Joke
Yes it is not a joke im making my Djing Debut tonight at 4 pm in the House of Dreams http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50086 PLease stop by and show your support
I Know Well I Have No Right To Love You:
I know well I have no right to love you: I gave you up, and now you're with my friend. But I can't stop myself from thinking of you, Even though that's not what I intend. I want you but I also don't want you To hurt my friend by breaking up with her. So things go wrong no matter what you do; I long for what I don't want to occur. Ah, me! I'm in a soap and can't get out! Help me if you can by being kind. I tell you this to banish any doubt That I'll be waiting, if you're so inclined. But please, please, if my friend still has your love, Forget completely what I've spoken of.
Be Gentle: What You're Holding Is My Heart
Be gentle: What you're holding is my heart. Remember in your honesty my pride. If you don't want to see me, please don't hide The truth, yet tell it with some art. Though you may not have asked for me to call, A single leap of hope must be allowed. Not easily are shy songs sung out loud. Yet now I wait alone outside your wall.
I Know I Hardly Know You
I know I hardly know you, But I think that I may love you. You can see the way I look at you And know. I know you have a girlfriend, But I think we can be happy, So take the time to find out If it's so. I know we don't have much time, But I think it's just enough; If you'd like to take a chance on me, Let's go!
Eighty-six Must Be Our Secret Number
Eighty-six must be our secret number To say we are in love among a crowd. We are one whenever we're together, Though we daren't mention it out loud. We giggle at the same idea unspoken And smile in simultaneous disdain, Existing in a single cell unbroken, Two nuclei alike in joy and pain. Outwardly we are just closest friends Because we do not wish to cause distress. But when we're grown, the fairy tale ends As we come out in more authentic dress. Meanwhile we're ourselves in secrecy, Our silence merely adding to our glee.
Help With Kow Contest's Please
Could you please click this pic and help...my foster mom s les than 700 commnets away from winning a VIP if you help and let her know ( Witoka ) she will return all love ..thank you
Dealing With Sin
Back in my youth when I first became a Christian, I didn't really understand what confession and repentance meant. I thought it was necessary to beg God's forgiveness for every sin. That left me worried I might forget to confess some error--and even wondering if I was truly saved, since I kept doing wrong. But as I grew up in my faith, I learned the steps a believer takes to deal with sin. Confession is the act of taking responsibility for sin and agreeing with God that we've violated His will. We acknowledge that we have grieved His heart by trying to get our perceived needs met in our own way and timing. Setting the relationship right begins with admitting where we went wrong. Repentance is the decision to turn away from our sin. We make an honest evaluation of our life and see that our wrong choices neither honor the Lord nor fit who we are as believers. Then we focus our mind on God and commit to doing His will. Gratitude is our expression of thanks for divine mercy. Fo
It's That Time Again
Are you really my friend? Well we will see. If you just sit their and don't do anything YOU ARE GONE.
Old Age
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN : 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
Dylon's Divas
We're wise We're proud We have strength beyond measure We've gained it through years Of pain and of pleasure. We're woman of mystery Woman to treasure We hold our love deep We give to those that truly matter. You cannot gain what we are By subtle subterfuge We cannot be bought or sold We cannot be used or abused. We've gain our powers Right down through the ages Our life experiences have taught us much And you should be aware of such So be prepared big bad world For we are woman of inspiration Be prepared all others For we will rock creation. And surrender yourselves To all that we are Make way world For Dylon's Divas For we are the best there are!! written by APhoenixRisingFromTheAshes
What Are Friends For?
I DONT TALK ABOUT ANYONE OR SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT ANYONE,CUZ IM NOT THAT TYPE OF GIRL,WELL APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE DO IT.IM ALSO NOT THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO LIKES TO KEEP THINGS A SECRET AND DO THINGS SECRETLY,IM STRAIGHT UP FOWARD AND I NEVER HIDE ANYTHING.IM NOT REALLY SURPRISED THAT THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE THAT DO THOSE THINGS,People who are like that and live their lives that way *ACTUALLY* HAVE NO LIFE,ALL THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IS........LIE,BREAK HEARTS,CHEAT,KEEP THINGS A SECRET,AND ACT THINGS OUT.Your not a friend of mine if thats how you wanna be!
Ariel Needs Our Help
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The Tumbleweed Saloon
Hey everyone! That's right...there is a NEW Country Saloon coming soon right here on FUBAR! The Lounge is already in place and the LIVE Streaming signal will be in testing for the next few days sporatically with the signal going LIVE 24/7 on January 1st. Head on over and give a look at Fubar's newest Country Music Lounge "The TUMBLEWEED Saloon" by following this link http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53028
Why Are Some People Invisible
Why are some people invisible?, it came to my attention today that there are 2 types of people the visable peeps and the invisable peeps? i dont know why this is? but i am an invisible, im not sure if should be proud or what.its a lonely place to be and have to say wish it on no1, so come on what makes us invisible or visable???
Upcoming 2008
I have moved to Alabama about a two years ago and still don't know many people here, besides the ones I see at Calhoun. Well, come May I am finished with my associates degree in Political Science. Now I'm looking for the next college to go to. I have also currently found myself very fond of a new friend. He is willing to move anywhere in the U.S. with me as long as I am willing to start that kind of step with him. I have never been away from my parents before and I am now 25. I have never lived with someone else before in my life. So, all this is new to me. I am not sure what to do. He is in another state, but we both want a clean, fresh start and a new place for the new year, I guess you could call that a "Major change" in our lives. I have known him for quite a while, but the distance and my school is what has kept us apart for so long. No, we haven't had a long distance relationship more of a friendship, but I think we are good enough friends to maybe start a relationship
Let It Go!
LIVE SIMPLY, LOVE GENEROUSLY, CARE DEEPLY, SPEAK KINDLY, LEAVE THE REST TO GOD. LET IT GO! Please find the time to read this. It is very powerful! Let it go for 2008...by T. D. Jakes There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people CAN walk away from you LET THEM WALK. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The Bible said that, They came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person
Stuck
the company i drive for thinks that just because the weather is bad that i can't drive in it i don't have a problem with it hell i love driving in snow but they cancal mr run back north and tharefor i'm stuck someware on long island sence yesterday my next run is monday morning so i wont get home till monday night sometime but that not what pissed me off thar esaying i only get layover pay for 12 hours i will get paied for monday going back north but i'm going to loose tuesday's pay what you you think about that? let me know
A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some tw
This Could Happen To You
Last night was the annual work Christmas party. Considering I wasn't exactly sure if I really wanted to go, the night turned out suprisingly well, until the drive home. My sister, her friend Dennis, and I left about 11:45pm heading back to Ozark to drop Dennis off at home for the night. We get to his house around 12:30am or so, and talk with him and his brother until maybe 1:45am. At this point, we decide we need to start making our way home. We are driving down 105 from Ozark, going towards Skipperville. We get to Noah's Ark Daycare, where we see a red car across our lane sideways, partially in our lane and partially off the side of the road. I'm not exactly sure what he had done previously to get himself in that position, but when we were coming upon him, he was still moving and sliding between the pavement and grass. At this point, is where our vehicles impacted. My side of my sister's truck had the biggest point of impact, and it happened so fast, I honestly don't recall what side
Can I Get Some Attention?
damn i thought i was cute and shit guess not these guys are all worried bout girls that have there shirt up and shit like that but whatever its kol
What Ever
you know fubar needs to get there shit straight on here i cant even get half of my shit from my stash it say error cant fing what ever song i want so if they read this fix it please i would like to listen to my shit
My Living Will
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.
Roflmao!!!!! Snow Diary
December 8th - 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9th - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a lovelier place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life. December 12th - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry; we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by t
Technology For Country Folk
Thoughts
I am so sick of men who just want to get into my pants!!!! All they wanna know is if I can turn on my cam or play with them on the phone. I tell them to leave me alone but they keep calling me. I don't wanna hear about how hard they are or how horney they are because I could really give a fuck!!!!! Then I'm also pissed at men who pretend to be my friend because they think that if they are nice they will eventually get some. Listen you stupid fucks!! If a woman is attracted to you she will have you. There is no convincing her, persuading her or blackmailing her either she wants you or not. Real simple. If you are my friend, be my friend don't do it because you think I will have sex with you that's so shitty.
Shity!
Toilet Paper Current mood: crappy Category: Shopping Something you never think about, till you get down to the last sheet.... Lets look at toilet paper, shell we....... Man, are there a lot of brands out there or what...and styles, wow. Ones with quilts, one with pillows...(pillows, i don't want to sleep with the damn stuff) one with stars, one ply, two ply, no ply.....200 sheets, 5000 sheets.(5000 sheets, get out)...makes my head spin.....takes me 20 minutes in the paper isle. Single roll, double roll....triple roll (can't even get that one on the damn roller)...and scent, you want smell, check out your T.P. (before u use it)...you want jasmine, you got it!!!....honeysuckle, right again, flower mist....you get the point.......and color, we got white, blue, green, pink, flowered, stripped....a virtual paint store. maybe it's just me but IDK what color it is as long as my hand dosn't go though it......and versatile, man, this stuff is great...You can write a letter on
A Soldier's Night Before Christmas
Merry chriasmas to all the soldiers out there Hope you will all be home soon Be safe
Rates
ok so today i wake up after the glitch fubar had last night and now when i visit peoples profile , it will not let me rate the profile , but i can rate pics...i mean wtf? if anyone knows anything please help me out. i am computer stupid!! lmao thanks in advanced!!! :)
Why Do Men Play Games?
i have come to find out that in my 12 years of dating that there are ALOT of men that like to play games with women. yes guys i know that not all of you are like that. and yes i know that women play games too but i aint interested in them. Some of you guys know how it feels to have someone play with your heart, and your head so why in the hell would you do it to someone else? noone likes to get used or to be hurt. thats why alot of women dont trust men.... it goes both ways i know..... everyone needs to grow up and quit playing games.. you dont like games to be played on you so quit playing them on us innocent people who really care.
Why Does Love Hurt?
why does love hurt? its not supposed to hurt us. its supposed to be the best thing that ever happened to us. it aint supposed to make us cry, or hurt. someone please tell me.....
Surgery
All friends, family and fans. On Wednesday December 19 I will be having surgery. I will be away from Fubar for a little while, depending on how I am feeling during my recovery. I just want each and everyone of you to know how special you are to me. I have met alot of wonderful people on here. I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!! Hugs, Christine
Another Joke
A guy is screwing a great looking blonde. The girl asks, "You haven't got AIDS have you?" He replies, "No." She responds, "Oh, thank heavens for that!! I don't want to get that again...!"
The Obligators
We are a new leveling crew called "The Obligators". We are here to help people level. We get very hungry and eager to snatch you away from the level you are on. We wander around in the fubar swamps looking for people to chomp. We can only level you if you have enough pics and stash for the amount you have to go yet to level. We prefer to level at Happy Hours and hope that you are online as well and can rate one of us while we are rating you. We can chomp you down a lot faster to your next level if you rate together. So if you or anyone you know needs leveled, please feel free to notify one of the crew members below. We will do our best to chomp down on your stash, pics and blogs to get you leveled. We are gators and we love to chomp down on things, lol!! We are just starting this crew. So at the present time we don't have too many members yet. If you or anyone you know might want to join our crew, please let one of the crew members below know. Now meet the gators of this crew:
Life On A Daily Bases
Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. When you're laying in bed at night looking up at the stars, don't panic when you suddenly wonder "Where the Hell is the ceiling?!" Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and SMACK the asshole upside the head. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. Just remember........if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but giggle when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Advise To Those Who Want To Stop Drinking
Drinking non alcholic beer is like going down on your cousin ... sure it tatse the same but it just isnt fukin right!!!!!!
New Joke # 3
the post office just put out a new stamp with a dick on it... i heard u were confused cause u didnt know which side to lick!
Joke # 4
If you wake to see santa standing by your pillow jerkin off..it's ok.. I just told him i wanted you to have a white x-mas..
March 8th !
I will be hosting a fetish event at The Works in Detroit, Mi on March 8th. It will be an early birthday party for myself as well ^_- Send me a message for more info.
Blech
People are dying. Quit taking advatage of your freedom to get abortions, plastic surgery, and the internet. Man FUCK this snobby, fast food eating, pill popping nation. They know nothing of what the fuck is going on. They just want to forget. Pretend nothing is wrong. Fucking stand up for what you believe in!! You have to make things happen or nothing will get done!!!! Fuck ignorant, rid'em club hoppers who want to do nothing but get fucked up and get laid. That is not beauty, only exploitation and destruction. You're fat, ugly, inadequate. If there's a problem, take a pill...don't go for the cause of it, BUY OUR PRODUCTS! Fuckin prozac, darvocet, lazy, stupid, question nothing, contests on who's ass shakes more in order to forget about the job where you're chained to a keyboard 80 hours a week with only enough time to rent a video go home and pass out on the couch failures.
Ppls Who Dont Rate And Fan When They Have Been!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is for the ppl who dont rate and fan ppl when who rate and fan them.
When Girls Don't Put Out !!
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a
People !!
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn
Contest..... Feel Like Helping? Lol
Just wanted to let you all know.. I'm in a contest... most comments wins... sooo if you are so bored and you dont know what else to do with yourself (i know i know reality check right? haha) below is the web addy... copy and paste it and comment away... also dont forget to rate the pic ;) http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=992497&albumid=734379&i=101552252
Why Do Guys Cheat?
well ive been dating this guy for over 9months and a few months ago he told me that he had another girlfriend in a different state, well today i went on his myspace to leave him a message and i saw that he had added 3 new pics and they were of his girlfriend that he told me he broke up with for me......i wrote him a message and told him that i guess he choose who he wanted to be with...but it still hurts to find that out...but back to the other girl shes only 15 years old and he is 19 and im 23 so i dont know what to do.....should i talk to him about it or should i break up with him and find me someone better? PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS AND SUGGESTIONS
514 Bash Contest
Could you guys please to rate my bash pic.. no comment bombing just a rate .. I'd really appreciate it :D EDIT: Ok .. its ONE rate.. ONE Comment
Contest
If anyone is available to help out a real life friend of mine on here he is in a contest. Needs comment bombers, or just one would help too. So stop by and help him out hes a great guy. Check him out also. And ladies "He's Single" lol Thanks
My Crazy Night
Saturday was a blast until I left barfly and went to search for my car. Forgot where I parked and when I finally found where it was--it had been towed. I was too happy from the nights events to have this let me down. So I started walking towards the Impound lot--miles away...and asked some woman for directions. She couldn't really tell me and so said to hop in--so I did...it was cold out. Drove me to the impound lot and left. So, I'm at the impound lot and was told that they were closed. Oh great-now what do I do? My ride just dropped me off and left, I'm in Minneapolis and need to get back home to Shakopee. Crap!! So thinking that my Step-Bro had just left a little b4 me I figured I'd try and call him to stay the night so I could get my car in the morning right? Wrong---lost my phone too... Now I have no ones number anymore--so if you want me to have it---send it to me. So I get to use their phone and she had said to call my steo bro and I was like--yeah...I lost
Abusive Relationships
To start this off i have been in an abusive relationship. If you are in one of these relationship,get out now. Physical abuse is not the only abuse there is. There are emotional, physcological and others as well. If you are going thru any of these seek help and get yourself and your kids out, if there are any involved. All states have abuse shelters you and your kids can go to, to get out of it. It is not healthy for you or your kids to stay in it. Think of it this way would you want your kids to grow-up like the abusive spouse, if the answer is no, definitely get out. If anyone that happens to be reading this needs someone to talk to holler at me. If not on my page i will always be in rednecks bar, come hollar at me in there and i will come talk to you. I will try to help all i can to avoid anyone else from goin thru this.
Rate Her Add Me
friend that was nice to invite me here is in contest pls comment her and Add me as friend! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=992497&albumid=734379&i=404303670
Happy Hour
As most of you all know I was in a auction. Well since my hubby is as stuborn as me he won me and my gift is a happy hour. I will be doin it later on this week not sure on a date or time yet Ill let everyone know but I hope everyone can be around when my purdy lil face is up at the top! :P I wanna thank everyone that placed a bid on me! I was so flattered by all the bids I was gettin so thank you! I had alot of fun with this auction and cant wait till the next time Im in one. So thanks again for all the bids and I hope everyone has a very merry christmas and happy new year! xoxo -cotton
The Best Sex Ever !!!!!
hey people thought i would try out this blog thingy not used to it yet but it has to be as easy as my space maybe just wanted you guys to check out my favorite girly person and show her some love she is new on here jsut really started today show please show her some love and we will retrn the favorsunshine@ fubar also check my baby he gives the best sex ever and hes pretty cool to show him some love also thanks ¢¾ muahpete@ fubar
New Site
http://sendchristmasjoy.com/ Check out and send the christmas joy!!!! Merry Christmas to all!!!
Take Surveys Online
Successfully complete a FREE survey and earn a chance to win $50,000 in a quarterly giveaway! You can take a new survey EVERYDAY for more fuBucks and entry to the $50,000 giveaway Has anyone ever won this yet? If you have let us see it
Friends Contest
Friend entered a contest im SUPPORTING IT STAR!!! U can Comment Bomb so go help her out!!! Copy and paste the link to ur address bar http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=992497&albumid=734379&i=404303670
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MY OWNER NEEDS SOME FUBAR LOVE TO LEVEL PLEASE HELP JUST HIT THE PIC BELOW TELL HIM I SENT YOU PONYBOY1966~~ FNDR & PRES. OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY ~~R/L BF & PAR. TO LAURALEI~~OWNER OF PATTIE~~@ fubar HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Love
the one woman i care for im pushing away from me i dont want to loose her but i think i will becouse ive not felt like this in a long time and im moving to fast and i keep calling her to talk. U know who u r and im so so sorry for doing this but i do love u and care for u love shawn aka joker
Ron Paul 2008
RON PAUL REVOLUTION
Need To Take A Little Break
I need to to take a little break from the hustle and Bustle of the Zany life on FUBAR. I need to rechannel my life on matters away from FUBAR, which are more important to me. I will still pop on to check comments and messages etc, just not as often. I will try to leave comments when I can. I hope you all undertsand and that im not leaving, just doing what I think is right Thanks Dave
I Saw You
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.But, you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to thos
We've Only Just Begun
just imagine when you get home tonight the house is dark except for a lone candle flickering in a distant room. You go to turn on the light switch but a voice calls out from the darkness "don't". So you walk through the darkness toward the candle and the gentle voice. Once you enter the room, you notice our bed is covered in rose petals. Slowlu I emerge from the shadows,completely naked and obviously happy you have arrivedd. You look me up and down,smiling and enjoying what you see. I hold my arms wide open and you melt into me. We kiss and I slowly make my way down your neck removing your top and tossing across the room. Next I kneel Down and slowly remove your pants. You stand there in front of me in only your bra nad panties, I am really enjoying the view, but I need to see more. While kissing all over your body, I unclasp your bra and allow your beautiful breasts to fall free. Then I make my way down to your panties and with sl
You'll Never Be Big
Someone get me drunk. SHITFACED.
Lil Moma
Send me some love and I'll send you some.
Is There Life After Divorce????
u better bet there is!!! I was married for 8 years, it was terrible now im not saying that all marriges suck, just mine!!!! I am a firm beliver that if it works then more power to ya however if u know its not going to work then get the hell out and live life while you can!!!! I know first hand how short life is so in no way shape or form am i gonna waste it!!! If i could only give one peice of advice to anyone it would be live life to the fullest everyday!!!!!! Peace love and happyness to all who read this!!!1
V8toerag
shit a brick thers a heap going on here
Help Her Get Vip
I would like us all to work on helping Deb get her VIP. When at all possible please go comment bomb her pic. She is a VERY good person n a VERY good friend and she has always helped A LOT of other people. It saddens me to see that all the people she has helped in the past n present are not helping her. So if you all could please help her with this. I kow she will definitely return the love back. Thank you to all who help. It would definitely be an awesome Christmas present as well.
April Fool
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? > > Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. > > Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the > night of April 1st? > > Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch > on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch > and sat down beside me. > > Defense Attorney: Did you know him? > > Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. > > Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? > > Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? > > Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. > > Defense Attorney: Why not? > > Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died > some 30 years ago. > > Defense Attorney: What happened next? > > Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? > > Little Old Lady: No, I did not st
God Loves Blonds
God Loves Blondes. A blonde finds herself in serious financial trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's desperate so she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... 'God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.' Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins. She again prays... 'God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.' Lottery night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays... 'My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order.' Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself....
The Little Red Booth
Well, I created a lounge since I'm trying out this VIP shit. We shall see how that goes. To all my friends, be sure to join the lounge!!! It will be like, our own little piece of the internet :)
Life
I got really sick and havent been on for a while, I know some of you like to talk to me, and probably thought something happened. I'm feeling alot better, and decided to get online again.
Friendship
. . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart and grabs a f
To All My Friends! Here's Your X-mas Card!
Well.... This years x-mas is a lil more depressing than most years. I hate x-mas & everyone knows it. But I at least every year buy a few things for family & cards for the friends. Basically.. This is your card for the year! Sorry nothing I can do! Wouldn't be so bad if the car didn't break down AGAIN on my way home from work Friday night. I got lucky & had some friends (Cassie & Jayme) close to help me out. Cassie had to drive me a few blocks to pick up Keith at Big Pete's house then she drove us from Mo Val all the way to Hemet. If it wasn't for her you'd all probably be reading about my rape & murder in the newspaper. Yeah it was THAT bad of a neighborhood I broke down in. So, with no car I couldn't work all weekend, so no $$! Keith is paying for the car to be fix... Maybe, if we can get it fixed! So, he's got no more cash! X-mas is only a week away, he gets paid again the week AFTER x-mas & I still have people who owe me money. Totalling $360.00 AGAIN! Which I'm sure I won't see be
This Guy Really Rocks
Hi friends , I have a new friend and hes so nice and a excellent rater. He's medic cowboy99 Yall go show him some love cause hes real cool . bigoo.ws heres the link to his profile.... cowboy_medic99.. Black Room Family Member@ fubar
Black Panties
Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties; he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?" She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit, except that he is wearing a black condom. Sh
Wtf?
It has come to our realization that some of the people on here leave some pretty nasty comments on these mumms as if they were life and death decisions and their advise will save the world. This is all for fun and if you get your jollies by being mean to people then you should enroll yourself in the closest high school because thats where the behavior belongs....grow up and quit being haters. We could list some names on here but we refuse to stoop to those childish levels.....we are adults after all.
My Political Views...
In my area, lottery money and money from gambling [casinos] are supposed to be going to education, but they are closing schools, cutting educational classes, and laying off teachers due to lack of revenue.. WAIT ONE MINUTE!!!! What the hell happened to all this money??? I know people are CONSTANTLY buying lottery tickets and going to the casinos even though most of them don't have the money to waste on a dream, so why are they depriving OUR CHILDREN???? Because they are LINING THEIR POCKETS with OUR CHILDREN's educational funds!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What other money are they STEALING from OUR KIDS and US??????
Books
Name:Don't Tell Mum I work in the Oilfield, She thinks I am a piano Player in the Whorehouse By Paul Carter When I was in Sydney earlier this month, I found this book in the airport. Being that I work in the oil business, I had to pick it up. And I wasn't dissapointed. A series of short stories, Paul tells of his life in the oil business, jet setting around the world and the adventures that it leads to. It will give you a new appreciation for what this business is like. I haven't laughed that hard reading a book in a while. I totally recommend it.
Fubars Newest Godfather
My friend manly only needs 285,000 to godfather. If anyone knows him he is one of the sweetest people on fubar. Please make him godfather. You won't regret it. Please if you can't do anything else please repost this so everyone can help. Thanks! Here is his link. Go fan/add/rate him. Show him some fubar love. manly - Happy Sunday all!!!!!!!!@ fubar
What Kind Of Drink
You Are a Mai Tai You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive. And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away. What Mixed Drink Are You?
Chicken Shit Mother F##ker
THis asshole leaves me a shitty threating message then blocks me.. I hate someone that cannot stand and fight.. he would rather talk shit and hide behind Blocking me than standing up and giving me a chance to respond to his little threats. So handle your business there DJ John.. Oh do as it appears you normally do and hide.. Ok jackass since you will not allow me to post on your page.. This is your exact message... "Don't stop by this page again, leave my girlfriend alone or we will have problems. Stalkers are not welcome on any website, so leave my girl alone. There is no need to go to her page but then again, your ass is blocked and will remain blocked! We don't need the Drama, so grow up and leave well enough alone!" What part of "we will have problems" and "I will show you how Chicago handles people like you" is not a threat.?? Oh and for that part.. got news for ya.. You do not scare me in the least bit.. if you want come to Arizona and we can talk man to man abou
Creativity Is The Essence Of...
Sometimes we think we know people. Sometimes it is clear that we don't.......... What I really wonder is who do we really know?
Stay At Home Moms
stay at home moms A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had h
Will You Give This To My Daddy?
Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families . Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our service men and women, a young girl,
2008 Motox Seaon
I finished 6th out of an 8 rider gate. I was on a 300ex competing against 450s. If I would have had more power to keep up with them I probably would have done better. I was jumping a lot of things that most of the guys wouldn't jump.
Things
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Christmas Is A Pagan Holiday
The Origin of Christmas Before one gets carried away with Christmas worship, there are a few things you should know. Let's take an honest and objective look at the origins of this holiday. We read in Werner Keller's book The Bible as History the following admission: "December 25 is referred to in documents as Christmas Day in A.D. 324 for the first time. Under the Roman emperor Justinian [A.D. 527-565] it was recognized as an official holiday. An old Roman festival played a a major part in the choice of this particular day. December 25 in ancient Rome was the 'Dies Natali Invictus,' 'the birthday of the unconquered,' the day of the winter solstice and at the same time, in Rome, the last day of the Saturnalia, which had long since degenerated into a week of unbridled carnival . . ." (p.331). Doesn't it seem rather strange that the so-called "Christian church" should choose a day to celebrate the Messiah's birth which was identified as the day of the birth of the unconquered
Fear
As i sit here in this chair listening a slow jam, I'm starting to think of what life has been like for me as far. It all started when i went back and read all the post blogs i wrote and reflecting on past memories. I know a person shouldn't dwell on the past but, i can't help it. its what i have and can never shake. I'm reminded of people i miss, time i gave love only to not receive in return. what I've gained and lost. And who i came from having trust for any and everyone to watching everyone with a hawk eye. I find myself waking up in the middle of the night, getting in my car and just driving and listening to the same song over and over again. On the outside, I'm happy, smiling all the time. but for really on the inside I'm angry and i don't know why. my life is going okay, I got a nice place to lay my head, food in my stomach, and a car. so what the fuck is up? What I'm i really missing in my life? I really feel that its past bullshit that's fucking with me. But see, the fucked u
How Come?
Well, i am here to let all my friends know. That Larry has told me he has found someone new.He just came in and told me this.I ain't here to bash him. He has been very honest with me. I guees i am here in hopes that he will read this and maybe tell me why? I guess i loved him to much. Thats all i can figure out. I did everything for him. But, anyway, i am single. There is just one thing i want to say. To Larry...I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. i do wish i knew what happen. But, i hope we can still be friends.
Metal!
Hey everybody! I just have to say, that Dean Guitars are the best guitars in the world! They are also the best guitars to learn to play on. I have been playing on my Dean Z Tour Bass, and I have got to say, that it is awesome! I have also had a chance to play a few Razorbacks, and different ML's. Seriously! You should check them out at www.deanguitars.com ! You will not regret it!
Personal
As of December 18th, 2007I have become an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church Monastary.Legally becomingReverend Jeremy D******Better know as The Rev(olution)The Universal Life Church (ULC) serves as a legal umbrella sheltering independent religious thought and expression from political control by church or state. It has no traditional dogma or doctrine beyond "live and help live," and "do that which is right." Because of its unorthodoxy, ULC defended its rights as a "legitimate church" in United States Courts, and prevailed. This opened the way for many New Age and other churches to practice and teach their beliefs freely today. I believe that no other church has been required to prove its right to exercise its freedom of religion in America! FUCK ALL BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA!!!! TAKE MATTERS INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!BE THE REVOLUTION!!!! Amendment ICongress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridg
The Twelve Days Of Fubar
On the first day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: An Oscar in a Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Two pints of Guninness...etc. On the third day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Three Cans of Bud...etc. On the forth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Four Root Beers...etc. On the fifth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Five Bottles of Corana...etc. On the sixth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Six glasses of Champagne...etc. On the seventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Seven shots of rum...etc. On the eight day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Eight Jello Shots...etc. On the ninth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Nine Shots of Vodka...etc. On the tenth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Ten Margarita's...etc. On the eleventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: 'eleven Yards of
Come Kiss Me!!!!
Darts
another dart season and ridin dirty is going for the repeat week one 10 and 2
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The Right Man For The Job
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. Unbeknownst to him, the gun was loaded with blanks. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husb
Dirty Little Secrets
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Whatever
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy
I Love My Job
I LOVE MY FUCKING JOB... LET ME EXPLAIN. THIS MORNING AT ABOUT 7:30AM I HAD THE DISTINCT PLEASURE OF BLOWING THE DOORS OFF OF A UNDERCOVER TROOPER CAR WHILE TRAVELING AT APPROXIMATELY 105MPH... AND GOT AWAY WITH IT. AHHH... THE JOYS OF BEING AN EMT ARE ENDLESS. SO... YET ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY JOB!!!
Originality
There are 500 babygirls 310 babygurls 9 babygyrls think people. enuff said
And Though Christmas Is Almost Upon Us..........
Old one but cute.... > > Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the > pearly gates. > > 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess > something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' > > The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.He > flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. > > 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. > > The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He > shook them and said, 'They're bells.' > > Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. > > The third man started searching desperately through his po ckets and > finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. > > St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And > justwhat do those symbolize?' > > The man replied, 'These are Carols.' >
Modern Art
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby. "This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No, madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."
Wow....this Guy Bought Me....i Kinda Like Being Owned
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Visions
A vision came to me this morning. It was sometime between 9 and 10:00 AM. I had just finished my coffee and read my e mail. I was not sleeping and I was aware of things around me but could not speak. My naked father came to me, he was standing holding a pine tree "Christmas Tree" and was tossing it into a fire. He looked at me and said, " This is what you end up with ". I though about it and I clearly got the message. If we think of the things we have in our life are really not that important. We all end up the way we started. We should love all living things. We should love our families and all we love, love them all the more. Do not settle for being alive but live your life the best you can. Thank the Great Spirit for your life and each day you can share. My father died in 1999. He was in a wheel chair for the last two years of his life. With only use of his arms. I was so happy to see him standing, he looked much younger yet he looked sad as he was tossing the youn
Graduation Is Here!!!
Its been 18 long months! Crazydebi and I finally made it. We are Gibbs College Graduates!! We are so excited and happy to be done and soon to be starting new jobs. A new chapter in our lives is about to begin and Crazydebi and I are going to be life long friends. I'm so glad I met her. Can you tell that we are right next to each other posting this blog? lol
Fireman Sex
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. 'From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 We are going to make love all night. ' The next night he came home from work and yelled ' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled 'BELL 3!', they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!' 'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband? 'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied ' YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'
I Am Tired Of People Hurting Me
First off I wanted to let you all know that each and everyone of you are special. When we chat, shout or leave comments it’s a great feeling knowing that out in this vast world called cyber space there are decent people. I hope that I have given you all smiles and laughs and in someway I made you feel special. What you see is the real me I hope I am never mean or cruel to anyone because I am not even that way face to face. What you get when you deal with me is the real thing Crazy as I am that is me. SO please know I do not think that what happened ( yet again) came from any of you. I do not think anyone of you could hurt me , or insult me the way I was in the email I received today. I think each and everyone of you are decent kind caring and I have the utmost respect for all of you. Huggzzz to each of you. Now the reason for this blog. If you read any one my other blogs I am better at writing in a informative format then to just ramble on about why I am hurt. So he
Desiderata
Desiderata Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of al
Why Did I Get Blocked...
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Dbrown Needs Yur Help
If yu have a bit of time can yu help this nice girl to win her first giveaway ? TY very much for her
Christmas Party
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Drivers
What is up with this? Can anyone just drive the damn car? I don't understand why the blinker lever is so elusive to some people. I for one, would love to know if you are going to turn, or get in front of me, and if you get in front of me, you better be doing my speed or faster. And if you are going slower than everyone else, you need to stay in the lane all the way to the right. Not only is it polite, but it is the law. Also, If you can't go 60, then take the back roads, we are on the freeway because we need to get where we're going quickly. And if you can't drive in the rain, stay home, call in sick, whatever. Don't get out on the road and create a bunch of road rage. One more thing.....learn to merge. One car at a time, it isn't that difficult. If you can't figure it out, give up your license and take the bus. OH.......and use the acceleration and deceleration lane for what it is for. You should be able to be doing the speed limit at the end of the ramp, and likewise, y
Nothing Special
I had knee surgery the day before thanksgiving and will be off work until no earlier than the first week of January. Sitting in this house, raining outside, bored out of my mind. So, I thought to myself, why not write a boring blog for people to read or ignore. And here it is. However, I really have been able to keep up with old episodes of ER. Which it turns out, has become one of the things I really look forward to. From 10am to noon, that is what I do. Anyhow, I hope everyone has a great holiday and remember me, sitting here bored, day after day. I will write more soon, count on it. Boring or not.
Love
"I do beseech you of your pardon for too much loving you." -William Shakespeare "To love at all is to be vulnerable." -C.S. Lewis "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it's yours to keep. If it doesn't, it was never meant to be." -author unknown "Oh, thou art fairer than the evening air, clad in the beauty of a thousand stars." -Christopher Marlowe "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is wing'd cupid painted blind." -William Shakespeare "You never lose by loving. you always lose by holding back" -Barbara De Angelis "All you need is love." -John Lennon "I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." -Alfred, Lord Tennyson "People love others not for who they are, but for how they make us feel." -Irwin Federman "Love is not what we become, but who we already are." -Steven Levine "Love is patient
Haha Ideas
a quote from dr samual lumis of the movie halloween" evil is real and is in the form of the most innocent eyes" evil can be stricken from a person but a child is neither good nor evil because it knows no better and once a child is shown how good evil feels he wil become pure evil over time evil does exist but not in one form but many these are the self holdings we find relivent god is but a name for a great being no one religion is correct all are based on one thing being kind to your fellow man no mater his or her religion we are human and have faults religion is an idiocracy used by people to find solance in ones self and his or hers life and beleifs we use religion as an excuse not a salvation when you do harm unto yourself or a nother you ask foregiveness of your god or your devil or your enemy it only alows you to find solance and self evidencing salvation i am no scholar but i am a phelosepher in my owne righthence forth religion is both good and bad no matter the religio
Hott Is Done!
first i wanna thank all the members who worked hard to make the hott bombers work!! due to lack of participation hott is folding!!!! bdc
Remembering Victoria
Remembering Victoria REMEMBERING VICTORIA Life may deal us some unexpected blows, sometimes, which completely blindside us. The day can begin absolutely normal for us. Granted, each person's definition of normal' will vary from one individual to another. When we get up in the morning our minds are clear and all the thoughts from the previous day are, for the most part, abolished. We get up with a new attitude, hope and outlook for the day. We expect this day to be, somehow, better than the last; if in fact the previous day was harsh. But we don't give up hope. There is always hope. I remember one particular day so vividly in my mind. It's a day I will never forget. Even if I tried too, my co-workers won't let me. Someone needs to remember; and I may be the only one who does. Besides, I don't think I would want to forget. It keeps me grounded. It reminds me that I am human, that I have a heart, and that I am not the stone-hearted bitch I thought I had become. I reported for m
Kevin Smith Ripped These Sentiments Right Out Of My Head...lol
I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that h
Thaughts....
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Porn
Ok, let's get one thing straight, if you posted naked pics of yourself up here, you obviously want people to see them. Why then do you post them and put on the folder don't even ask and act pissed when people do, who's the fuckin pervert here, the ones wanting to see you're tits, or you for posting pics of them in the first fucking place. And furthermore, what's with posting nudes of yourself when you know damn well that you have some brokedown old nasty ass titties and a big beer gut? And guys, why are you posting pics of your dicks on here? If you're cock was really that big you would be in porn not yanking one off too it, stop stealing pics and saying its yours. Point is if you didn't want anyone to see your naked shit, you wouldn't be posting them on the net, and just because I wanna see you naked doesn't mean I wanna be your fan.
Heros
An important Person passed away December 16thOfficer William Eric Freeman ~ You will be missed"A Part Of America Died"Somebody killed a policeman today, And part of America died. A piece of our country he swore to protect, Will be buried with him at his side. The suspect that shot him will stand up in court, With counsel demanding his rights. While a young widowed mother must work for her kids,And spend many long lonely nights. The beat he walked was a battle field too just as if he had gone off to war. Though the flag of our nation won't fly at half mast,To his name they will add a gold star. Yes, somebody killed a policeman today, In your town or mine, While we slept in comfort behind locked doors,A cop put his life on the line. Now his ghost walks a beat on a dark city street, And stands at each new rookies' side. He answered the call,of himself and gave his all,And a part of America died.Author Unknown~Please repost this in as many places as you can including here. Officer Freeman
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Grand Rapids
Here i find myself on a tuesday night, out of town, away from friends and family for the second and thank god the last night. Sharing a room with an older gentleman named chava. He has worked for us for several years and is really a great guy. However he is pushing my patience to a limit. Yesterday i bought him dinner, as i did today. Yesterday was Kfc ,, today was Subway. Right now i have the bathroom fart fan on trying to rid this lil room of the ass he has been dropping. A nice pungent mix of chicken and subway blt. The windows are secured or frozen shut and the stench is inescapable. Omfg! He dropped ass again!!! wtf! Room service,,, 1 jumbo cork! stat!! The friggen paint is peeling!!! Its pissing me off!!!!!!! I may be gettin a separate room. My stomach just cant handle much more!! Damm,, i clicked my heels together 3 times,,, guess what?! I didnt friggen go home!! At least in this motel i have semi-functioning wifi and the beds are not broken like the ones from last night
New Horror Novel
My new novel is selling well. Here is the link if anyone is interested to purchase. http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&EAN=9780979988448&itm=3 Here is the booksigning tour information: Hope to see you all. Eric Enck will be signing copies of the following books, TELL ME YOUR NAME, THE RECKONING and GHOST OF A CHANCE at the following bookstores: First off, a little insight: TELL ME YOUR NAME is a violent novel centering around a serial killer murdering pregnant women and leaving other dead killer's fingerprints at the crime scenes eluding the police. You can also order the book anywhere on-line. You can ship it to Eric for a signature at the address listed down below. Amazon has the cheapest prices as of now. THE RECKONING is a bloody tale about a young college student who is obsessed with vampires in books. She begins a killing spree based on her suffering past with her father. Little does she know, that after many gory killing
Fedsex 2
What do u do when u learn about someone who don't get none and is wit someone. Put it two u like this from what was explained 2 me, menopause is a mutha dressed up wit numbers. C i learned from experience when u not getting none ur mornings can be doom and your night resemble hell. So when my boy was complaining, not explaining, about being pussy-less, wit a live piece of meat on the butcher's table or a little boy laying next 2 priest. yeah it will drive u crazy. When women shut down don't go for the rape charge, because that is was is bound to happen. i myself am use 2 getting it in, so imagine how someone who is wit someone who is not even getting around 2 it. U feel "dethrone". Get some become like playing the lottery, if it is going 2 happen then it happen. But u will probably hit every now and then. Myself i would resort 2 different matters, like cheatin, but at this point that is 2 costly. I told homeboy might as well marry your hand if u can't afford a rental or fit 4 the
Ice-cream
I wish My Boyfriend would have gave me money or was here so i could get some. LOL...... I know this blog is gay but i didn't know what to say really.
I Am In A Contest
Hello everyone, I am in my first contest. Any amount comments you can leave would be greatly appreciated and thanks. Happy Holidays :) http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=646427&albumid=747512&i=2485988936
New Pics
I up-load new pics to my profile
Need Help Leveling Up Please :)
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Greed
You sit and point fingers at the life you have jaded when all along it was you who had raided a young soul and heart and mind. Never taking into consideration the future you were creating and the relationship you were taking--away-- with your lie and dollar consumed high. As you watched the bruises form and the young mind became cynical, it was all okay even today. Never taking any blame for watching your wallet get fat while the young soul fell flat. You are the only one to fail, left a young life to derail, spinning out of control. Now that it's twisted, take a long look at what you have created. With each crack of the leather to see the love and trust deflated. Was it worth it?
Teddy Bears
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. They were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking, af
Kurisumasu
It is really cheap and it would be for christmas...cause i'm not able to get anything for christmas. please if anyone can let me know and i can give you my address so it can be sent to me here are the things they are only 2.75 and 1.75 or something like that here are the links first item second item
Judging Others
An elephant asked a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?" "Well," says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose wiener is on his face."
Winter
I cant wait till the team start shimmies again. love to play hockey. we are looking for more ppl to join the teams.
Love?
> It hurts to love someone and > not be loved in return, > but what is more painful > is to love someone and > never find the courage > to let that person know how you feel. > > Maybe God wants us to meet > a few wrong people before > meeting the right one > so that when we finally > meet the right person, > we will know how to > be grateful for that gift. > Love is when you take away > the feeling, the passion, and the romance > in a relationship and find out > you still care for that person. > > A sad thing in life > is when you meet someone > who means a lot to you, > only to find out in the end > that it was never meant to be and you > just have to let go. > > The best kind of friend > is the kind you can sit > on a porch and swing with, > never say a word, and then walk away > feeling like it was the > best conversation you've ever had. > > It's true that w
Nisha
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Funny
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful well endowed 19 year old blond. She said "Santa, will you please stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you please stay with me?" "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you please stay with me?" Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my d**k this way!"
Pls Bomb My Friend...
My friend is in a contest...he needs 20,000 comments to win...please help bomb him...
Lyrics
Mad World by Tears For Fears All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere And their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow No tommorow, no tommorow And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you 'Cos I find it hard to take When people run in circles It's a very, very Mad World Children waiting for the day they feel good Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Made to feel the way that every child should Sit and listen, sit and listen Went to school and I was very nervous No one knew me, no one knew me Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson Look right through me, look right through me
My Buddy
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Next Summer's Bike Trip
Hello Folks.. Thought we would write this blog and see if there are those that might like to lend a hand next summer. Heres the deal, We plan on going for a long ride heading for the Florida Keys in the early summer. But we plan on making the trip down and back as much of the fun as hitting the beach for a few days snorkeling and the like. Now those friends we have grown close to on here know Paul is a disable vet and we are on a fixed income so we are planning on camping along the way as much as possible and avoiding hotels and the like as much as possible. Taking all back roads all the way down and back and hitting all the Native Rez’s along the way to refuel our Sprits. Because of the limited carry capacity of our scoot we would like to plan to meet folks off here along the way that might like to lead us a shower and maybe a cup of coffee ( and if were really quite, a warm spot on the floor if we need a few winks out of a rain). We thought the idea of a rou
Do You Really Exisit For Me??
Someone to share my secrets with Someone to share my world and life with Someone that can take all my fears away With a single word or action to me Why do we bother to continue searching? For that special someone to love and hold When so plainly it seems to be That all we do is hurt others and get hurt in the process? Does that one special someone Who will love unconditionally And make you their whole world Really exist out there somewhere? Or is it just a cruel game played on us By the Fates or Powers from above? Do they like to make us love and lose? Do they enjoy seeing our pain and heaving our despair?? If my one special someone truly exist Please come and find me rather quickly Before I lose my Faith in ever being loved And lose all hope in my life and become an empty shell...... My special someone..... Do you really exist for me.....
A Story I Wrote ....
A cold loney night I rocked and cried myself to sleep so many times in a darkend loney room Asking God so many times ... WHY??? WHY cant no one love me when I have so much love to give? WHY... Does he use me as a punch bag for his amusment ? WHY ... am I ignored , Do I deserve this? WHY... Can I not escape this torment? I know I need to be strong To stop the shaking and shivering The weeping into my pillow I find comfort in a cold spare bed in a cold spare room My safe haven away from the fear I lay my head down gasping for air as my tears become loud sobs I am begining to calm and the house is all quiet I lay down my aching head , My limbs feel so numb and dead He dont care what he has done, His asleep now that his had his fun I turn to the only friends I have here at the dead of night I am sure my cats know how I hurt as they each snuggle to protect me From the cold loney night.
Just Thoughts
As we travl along this road we call life, obstacles are thrown in our path - some small, some large, some even seem unmountable at the time. But, things happen for a reason, at times its hard to see what that reason is. The same as people enter your life for a reason. Today is a gift to put wrong what we did yesterday, so we dont make the same mistakes tomorrow. Whatever we do or say yesterday can never be taken back. Yesterday is History, Today is the future. If you have someone special in your life tell them now, dont wait till tomorrow, as tomorrow never comes "If Tomorrow Never Comes" Sometimes late at night I lie awake and watch her sleeping She's lost in peaceful dreams So I turn out the lights and lay there in the dark And the thought crosses my mind If I never wake up in the morning Would she ever doubt the way I feel About her in my heart If tomorrow never comes Will she know how much I loved her Did I try in every way to show her every day That
2 Smart 2 Be Played!!
I was on fubar yesterday morning when I started chatting with a certain someone.. well we seem to have a good bit in common.. we both thought each other was attractive... so we both had felt like we were dreaming bc it just truly felt to good to be true.. *LOL OH AND IT WAS* Well A long time friend of mine, was online and I sent them a message on yahoo.. Funny thing.. my friend and this girl both are on another site.. well I am friends with a couple other people on that site as well.. Well I sign on to that other site using one of my other friends account bc they told me that I REALLLY needed to see something *AS IT WAS HAPPENING* I will add that that girl that I had met and was chatting with .. well she and I were still chatting with one another thru the shoutbox on fubar. Well I went on this other site and low and behold, I see this girl leaving "I Miss You" , "Thinking About You" and "I Luv U" comments on other guys pages while we are chatting thru the shoutbox.. Well
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Santa
Ok, I was thinking last night and it just doesnt seem right that Santa has never had problems with this before but hey He can see you when your sleeping and can see you when your awake, does anyone else have a problem with this cause to me kinda sounds like he has a thing for Kids!!!
Letter From A Friend
I just had to write and tell you how much I love you and care for you .Y esterday, iI saw you walking and laughingwith your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you .S, I painted yoou a sunsetto close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited-you never called- i just kept on loving you.................AS I watched you fall asleep last night, i wanted so muchto touch you.I spilled moonlight onto your face- trickiling down your cheeks as so many tearhave. Y ou didnt even think of Me; I wanted so much to comfort you..............The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a gloriousmorning for you. But you woke up late and rushed offto- you didnt even notice.My sky became cloudy and my tears became the rain.................... I love you .oh if you'd only listen.I really love you.I try to say it in the quiet of the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers. My love throughout the treetops and spills it into vibrant colors of alll t
Where Oh Where Could I Beeeeeee
Hey everyone...I know I havent been around alot this passed month...Really busy getting ready for the holiday season and for my daughters birthday that happens to be December 25th plus on top of some family issues with my step son things are CRAZY to say the least around here...I hope everyones holiday season is going well and that it is filled with lots of love and cheer! Hopefully soon I will be able to spend more time on Fubar with all my Fubarian friends...Miss you guys! *hugs and luvs*
Christmas Season 2007
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better. Those a**holes from the IRS sent me a letter. They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny, who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits. They want the impossible--Those mean little shits. I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds. Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads. I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the ai
The Boy
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says. "Where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire -- I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. Well, the farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells. "Where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape, this here's duck tape -- I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" the farmer yells back. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back
Gone Too Long...
Wow, I can't believe I haven't been on here in 2 months. Life sure can fly by when you're busy. Not much has changed, other than my hours at work which pretty much is why I haven't been on, because I used to come on before I left for work. I did finally change jobs, but alas, this one sucks as bad as the one I had before. It makes me wonder if there is really such a thing as a good job where you can be happy? I mean, I've had jobs that I've enjoyed, but I can't seem to find one that gives me fulfillment, ya know? I always end up in some paper-pushing job, which I don't actually hate, but it always turns in to more than I wanted. I'm not lazy, and am good at what I do, but I feel like I am wandering around out here lost in a sea of jobs. I have considered working from home, but all those jobs end up being some sort of scam, and I'm not that stupid. Is there really a homebased business that works? I always end up with some dickhead for a boss, or a woman who is trying to prove she has a
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Cece
fubar is the shit
Cancer
here recently like within the last 3 months i have been diagnosed with testicular cancer am now going through chemo therapy and to make things worse i started losing hair todayif anyone else has dealt with this situation i would love to hear how u deal with it
People
why are some people so stupid
Feeling Good Again.
Well it has been about 2 weeks now that I got fired from my old job and now I have a new one. I knew I would get something soon and didn't worry about a thing unlike everyone around me. I have the confidence to do anything I need to do to get the job done. That is why I never worry about anything. I always see the good in everything. Well now that all is well I am going to celebrate.
Wow
So this guy has been shouting me everyday for the last week.....with the same shout...Today i asked him why he keeps asking me, because yesterday i told him that i do not give my Yahoo or MSN ID out to people i don't know......my profile says the same thing....but today i guess he was just in a bad mood After he called me a C**T he blocked me...WTF pussy! Anyway have a great day :D April ♥
Christmas
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Ten Teps On Talking With Your Kids About Sex!
Ten Teps on Talking with Your Kids about Sex -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sexuality is a normal part of growing up. For most parents and caregivers, though, sex is often an uncomfortable topic to approach with their kids. Many people say “I’d rather not” or “we’ll talk about it later.” Some people fear that talking openly about sex will give the message “you should have sex and lots of it.” That will depend on the messages that you give. You as a parent or caregiver can be a healthy role model for them, and teach them limits and boundaries while recognizing their natural curiosities. Teaching children about safety and responsibility is very important to their development. Sharing your values with them openly and giving them reasons behind your values can be very meaningful and can influence children to think before they act. Not speaking with children about sex increases the likelihood of them fin
Name Change
For those of you who knew me knew me as JUST A CLICk AWAY, and I am now **OMG U KNOW ME, SWEET** Hit me up when your not busy, Thanks!! Mwah ALL!!
Teacher Wanting To Teach Politeness
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young Lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted...
Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING : We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..' We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said Were sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cen
Holidays
Wishin everyone Happy Holidays and Happy New Year. Hope everyone stays safe and has a great one!
For You.....
To the one I had loved I am sorry for my wrong For the way I had hurt you For the broken heart I had given you For ever thinking that we could be Together as one spirit and soul As we had always discussed in the night Of our fondness to be together as One I was a broken soul when we first meet Yet even as friend you had mended it Always being there for me when I needed Till that faithless day when we had parted. It was then on that single day That my love and whole world Came crashing down all around As I felt each piece of my Broken Heart and Broken Soul Come shattering down around my now empty being For this I promise you now I shall never seek you out Or try to tell you I am sorry For saying I am sorry is never enough To undo the Harm and Hurt I have caused you But I shall leave you all now For a broken soul an heart Does not belong in this world of light So I wish you all fair well And pray you live long and happy As I sit here and fade away
Th3 S4m3 Dumb $h!t
guys are so really just getting on my nerves... seriously no matter how old they are they are they all act like they're two... it's just frustrating and then no matter what they do you can't just stay mad at the stupid stuff they do! urgg.......... lolz... so right now i'm just telling all of you guys out there that are single or taken or watever: GROW UP!
My Nyc Christmas Letter To Friends
Many of you saw the pics of Bryan and I at the Bronx Zoo last night, and in NYC at Rockefeller Center, as well as my email of all the beautiful Christmas window displays. The holidays are a wonderful time of year. I'm not looking to change that, or bring anyone down, but I think it's also important to remember that there is another side to Christmas. A side, I saw last night as well, but didn't photograph for everyone to see. As I stood there in the city, having a blast, bundled up in my many layers and eating all the fun holiday foods from the street vendors.... I and many others walked by, what seems to have become an acceptable fixture in the city! As Bryan was buying his "rat on a stick", I watched an old woman stumble around on her cane, holding a cup out for spare change. I watched a man playing his instrument on a cold street corner, to make change. More importantly, I sat and watched a man, in ripped up sweat shorts, no shoes or socks, and a t-shirt,
For You
To the one I had loved I am sorry for my wrong For the way I had hurt you For the broken heart I had given you For ever thinking that we could be Together as one spirit and soul As we had always discussed in the night Of our fondness to be together as One I was a broken soul when we first meet Yet even as friend you had mended it Always being there for me when I needed Till that faithless day when we had parted. It was then on that single day That my love and whole world Came crashing down all around As I felt each piece of my Broken Heart and Broken Soul Come shattering down around my now empty being For this I promise you now I shall never seek you out Or try to tell you I am sorry For saying I am sorry is never enough To undo the Harm and Hurt I have caused you But I shall leave you all now For a broken soul an heart Does not belong in this world of light So I wish you all fair well And pray you live long and happy As I sit here and fade away a
Help Save Them
i know this is wrong, but i dont think anybody has to do anything about it. any asshole can right a bill and send it to there state legislature. but for any government, state of federal, to pass this bill...they would be unamerican!!!If we can ban/exterminate mean dogs then can we do the same for stupidity in people?This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if Myspace could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible."Worst I'd ever do is kiss you to death!"
Friends,read It
u ppl... im not online as much anymore... send me a private message if u wanna talk on msn ... thx
Downraters
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Contest
come and show me love,trying to win a free VIP .comment on my pic and rate it.....I will return the love....help me win......thanks .....Merry Christmas http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=220763&albumid=514908&i=2477939837
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R U The Fu? Own Us?
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Happy Holidays!!
Wishing everyone a safe and happy holiday!! Stay warm I know its freezing up here! Have fun hope santa is good to you! H
Another Dreary Work Day
Well here it is Hump Day and the ending of another bleak and dreary day in the cab. How many days do I need to take one for the team not making enough to pay lease thereby paying out of pocket. I should not have to pay for the right to work. OH Well, so it is, that is part of the game afterall. Tommorow is another day, maybe this bleakness will lift and the sunshine shall show itself again.
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Ramblings
The other day someone I used to call friend broke into my home and took something I need to servive a day at work and to over come the pains I endure from everyday life.. Junkies.. Cant stand them..Any way, you know who you are, and you also know it takes a lot to piss me off, but you have accomplished that.. And now your done, finished, I will do nothing for you again.. My last favor for you was that I didnt call the cops.. No forced entry narrows the field of suspects.. Also knowing the house was going to be empty, and the only thing you took was that certain item would put them right on your door step.. There was an offer made, you ignored it, and now that I am on crutches because i fell down the steps and am in excrutiating pain brings me to say, Your Done, Finnee, and will never be welcome to my home again. Dont bother knocking.. You know who you are, to all others, nothing has changed!!!!
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What I'm Feeling As Of Now
she excited him she knew and the more she exposed all of her little goodies the more she seen the sweet bead up on his neck and knew i can get this guy off before intercourse so she dance and dance that seductive dance that dance that well.... tellin' about it has anybody hot so she grind out her hips to a thrustin' motion she enjoy every bit of watchin him squirm a sudden occurrence of happen in mind wait just yet oh, "hon' not so fast" and as the lace and satin negligee falls and revealsthat she wants him but he is so in control though he thinks being handcuff that he is going to get the time of his life and she striddles him in bed and puttin those lips on his lips and and she pulls away and ferocious like he raises he head "madam we-we, you taste so goooood tonight" and licks his lips and thinks heavenly and his tongue thank him for this cheri " mon dieu to taste such sweetness breathe takin'... " his saliva of drool of mix juices of only
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To All The Cali Bitches!!!!!!!!!!
somebody posted one about pensylvania thinking there should be a competition accusing all cali girls to be fake fake boobs fake hair fake nails fake everything well i wasnt gonna post this till i read that fuck that shit i stand up for myself is some pensylvania bitch wants to get in my face ill kick her ass fake?????????? i have fake nothing but even if i did so the fuck what r ya jealous? give me a fucking break so u wear boots congrats prob ugly ass boots not fashion boots like we wear shit kickers what? they rnt fashion so wtf ever stop the competition cali is a great place so dont hate appreciate I am from CALIFORNIA which means: - Everyone hates cops. - I live next door to mexicans. - I know what Tri-Tip is. - Our chicks are WAAAYY hotter than yours. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "siiick" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "holla" and "hella" and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and I say them often. - I know w
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Silly Boys
okay so i really like this guy, but i really dont know if he likes me which is super frustrating. but anyways i was with my friend today and we ran into him somewhere and she thought he was flirting with me. i have NO idea what to do about it since im such a shy girl and just wish people would talk to me and figure everything out. if anyone has suggestions that would be great. hes such a sweat heart but i dont want to do anything that would ruin our friendship either. sometimes i really hate having crushes!
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Goodbye Grandpa
My Grandpa went with the angels to be with God tonight and I may be sad and depressed that hes gone but hes in a better place now. The pain is gone and the cancer is gone. So please have him in your thoughts and prayers. I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH GRANDPA!!! WE WILL MISS YOU TERRIBLY!!! FLOYD SPIDELL GONE TO BE WIH THE ANGELS 12/19/2007
Plz Help
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Being Lost And So Confused
Iam Leaving
iam sad to say that after christmas i will be leaving Fubar, iam moving to Africa and broadband it usless, so to all the friends i have made XX take good care and enjoy life because we are only here once , Peace & Love to all XX Tony XX
Goodbye To My Friend.
R.I.P. Troy Peterson.
This Will Make You Cry
this will make you cry. > >A Billion /newer version for 2007 > > >The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual >manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending >YOUR tax money. > >A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising >agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in >one of its releases. > > >A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. > >B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. > >C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. > >D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. > >E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate >our government is spending it. > >While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New >Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . . > >Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress >for $250 BILLION to rebuild New O
The Taser
enjoy! guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a gun --adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs and I'd know it was working. Awesome!!! (Actually, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spo
Please Pray For Her!!
My soon to be step-daughter had a very rough day today and it is goin to be hard for her for awhile. We had taken her to the doctors this morning because she had been havin headaches lately. They took a blood sugar count and a urine count too. Her urine had glucose in it and her sugar level was high. So they told us to go down to the nearest Childrens Hospital. They were waiting for us to get there. They took another sugar level count and even after over two hours her level was at 430 which is very high. She has to stay in the hospital for the next few days I came home long enough to take our pet out then I am heading back up there. They told us she will have to have 4 shots a day of insulin for the rest of her life. She is only 10yrs old. I don't mind rearranging how we prepare food but it has been very hard on her. She is scared and she is hardly ever sick. Please pray for us and even more so for her. You can leave comments here or on My B/f's site( Her DaD). He is tryin to deal with
Christmas
Hope you all have a Wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year!! I know I will my Baby is moving here with me...I am soooooooo happy now :) Peace to all!!!
Sometimes You Don't See It Coming...
As another day approaches. I have to stop and think. How did I not see it coming. Now I'm filled with discust. All of this wasted time. My mind races with rage. I have to finda way through. My heart feels torn. Stomach is in knots. Was it something I missed. Will I ever find love. Is it real. Or just a figment of my mind. Will tommorow bring happiness. Can anyone truely be happy. Or am I just alone. Someday I'll know. Just not today..
New Tattoo
New Tattoo I've been out drinkin with the boys again Sorry I'm calling after 2 a.m. There's something that I need to say to you I know it's late But this can't wait I just got a new tattoo One love and a, one woman You're my new tattoo Tonight is the very first night of my life with you Until the day I die I promise it's true Everyone will see my new tattoo Tonight I saw your face up in the stars Stumbled here to paint you on my arm There's something that I need to say to you So I wrote this song Cause you belong Right here on my new tattoo One love and a, one woman You're my new tattoo Tonight is the very first night of my life with you Until the day I die I promise it's true Everyone will see my I don't want to see us fade away I don't want to be without you another day I could be your Dorian Gray I won't fade away No, I won't fade away One love and a, one woman You're my new tattoo Tonight is the very first night of my life with you One l
Stuff
I seen this posted on another site and thought someone would get a kick from it.. Hello! I'm looking for an expensive loser!! Could this be you? I don't ask for much these days. At my age, the fish that used to be in the barrel are dwindling in number, so lets see if you stack up to my extremely high expectations: 1. Please do not have your own mode of transportation. I expect to pick you up and drive you everywhere, including dates that you can't afford to take me on, work, to see your kids and to deliver you to your drug dealer's at 3 in the morning. 2. Please have at least three addictions! I prefer alcohol, pot and cigarettes. Cocaine habit a plus! Please do not share your substances with me as I prefer to buy my own. In fact, please borrow my money to purchase yours! 3. Please live with your mother. If this is not possible becasue you don't know who she is, then please live in a big house with five other guys and a six foot graffix bong you call "chewbongka". Please ha
Thank You Mizz Shady!
HA HA HA IT'S METAL RON!!! Metal Ron@ fubar HEY EVERYONE CHECK IT OUT... IT'S METAL RON AND HES HOSTING A HAPPY HOUR COMING UP THIS FRIDAY.. WE ALL LOVE IT WHEN ITS OUR TURN TO HOST ONE SO WHY WOULD HE BE ANY DIFFERENT? HE'S NOT. HE IS VERY EXCITED. THIS WILL BE HIS FIRST TIME EVER TO HOST ONE.. NOT ONLY THAT YOU GUYS CHECK OUT HIS SCORE.. LOOK AT HIS POINTS... HES SECONDS FROM HITTING GODFATHER. NO ONE NEEDS TO SAY HOW IMPORTANT THAT STEP IS WITH NEW LEVELS OR NOT ITS STILL A GOAL MANY OF US HAVE.. LETS DO THIS FOR HIM. LETS PUSH HIM OVER THE TOP DURING HIS OWN HAPPY HOUR.. WE CAN DO IT. JUST GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE YOU CAN ONCE YOU SEE HIS TIME HAS CAME.. THEY RESET OUR PICTURE RATTINGS NOW ONCE A WEEK SO I'M VERY CERTAIN THERE IS SOMETHING YOU ALL CAN FIND TO RATE DURING THIS TIME.. IF NOT SOONER.. WE DON'T HAVE TO WAIT TO PUSH HIM OVER THE TOP BUT AT LEAST BY HIS HAPPY HOUR TIME WE SHOULD DO IT.. I'M EXCITTED FOR HIM AND I HOPE YOU ALL WILL BE TOO. NOW LETS DO
Chris2miss
christmas isn't what it use 2 be. since reagan shit has been real suspect or more fucked up. I am still trying 2 figure out when christmas became the extortion scheme? if u good wit the process of being bully out of your money, then u must b rich or stupid!!! believe it people r killin themselves because they can't stand this holiday. people r being evicted on new years, because they want 2 play wit toys instead of paying their rent. then think about it u already gave thanks and now u have 2 give a gift 30 days later. i know alot of us wish it was a santa, so they could stop taking his place. this has become holiday that breaks retails piggy bank. what about ur bank? probably at negative 0. yeah thats ok right? i'm not saying don't buy shit, but we are suffering behind gas, gas and electric, oil, food, skyrocketing rents, and childcare already. Now we are trapped between thanksgiving, christmas and then new years. that is suspect 4 real, 666. it ain't nothing about bringing home
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Friendship!!!
Heavenly Father up above; Please protect the friends I love; Always keep them safe and sound; No matter when or where they are bound; And dear Lord ,let me be; The kind of friend ,they want to see; Keep us now, Keep us forever; Happy,Loving ,and Always Together.
All About Me
1. I hate driving, been driving since I was 24 never wanted to drive and still hate it, will avoid it whenever I can, also I just dont have the nerves for lots of traffic, just hate driving ugh. 2. I do like driving the forklift, and I'am pretty good at it. 3. I work 7pm-7am nightshift and I have always been a nightowl. 4.I'am shy but when I warm up I won't shut up, and some people think I'm stuck up since I dont talk to everyone, fact is I dont know you or have something to say I wont talk. 5. My ancestor is Billy the Kid, and no I dont feel like proving it, I wasnt happy when I 1st heard but since then I realized that not all was black and white, good wasnt really good and outlaws werent always bad, in his case he wasnt really that bad, more missunderstood than anything. 6. I love hockey and baseball, I like all sports really but those are my fav. 7. I was engaged once... 8. I believe people have given up on love, anytime something goes wrong they run away, peop
At Last, The 2008 Show!
They say there's a broken for every heart on Broadway, they say that life's a game and then they take the board away. They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story, then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret. In no longer pretty cities there are fingers in the kitties, there are warrants, forms, and chitties and a jack boot on the stair. There's sex and death and human grime in monochrome for one thin dime, and at least the trains all run on time, but they don't go anywhere. Facing their responsibiltires either on their backs or on their knees, there are ladies who just simply freeze and dare not turn away and the widows who refuse to cry with be dressed in garter and bow-tie and be taught to kick their legs up high in this vicious cabaret. At last, the 2008 show! The ballet on the burning stage! The documentary seen upon the fractured screen! The dreadful poem scrawled upon the crumpled page! There's a policeman with an honest soul that has seen whos
If I Die Tomorrow
If I Die Tomorrow I wake up to find myself After all these years And where all the time has gone Still seems so unclear Cause there's no one else Since I found you I know it's been so hard You should know If I die tomorrow As the minutes fade away I can't remember Have I said all I can say You're my everything You make me feel so alive If I die tomorrow It brings out the worst in me When you're not around I missed the sound of your voice The silence seems so loud Cause there's no one else Since I found you I know it's been so hard You should know If I die tomorrow As the minutes fade away I can't remember Have I said, all I can say You're my everything You make me feel so alive If I die tomorrow I spent all my life Looking for our innocence I've got nothing to lose Nothing to prove I won't make the same mistakes Now I know That everything will be okay If I die tomorrow If I die tomorrow As the minutes fade away I can't remember Hav
Black, White, Or Female?
this has shaped up 2 become a president circus 2 pay attention 2. We got Marjorities (republicans), Minority (darker then normal person), and another minority (woman not lady, because she only wear pants.) Whoever they (i will explain about "they") elect i really feel it is going to become more hefty price pay behind it. most people feel if they elect a black man, he going 2 do his best eliminate welfare, social security, and anything that not only blacks depend on, but white people also. all sorts of shit is going 2 change and i know we will b attacks more by probably every other country. if they elect a woman, PMS or menopause might make her slip up and she drop the bomb on china. not 2 mention a lot of people r suspect about clinton running the country while getting a blow job. Me myself I am wondering y i haven't see her in a dress? ain't nobody going get close enuff 2 get an up ur skirt shot. I am sort of curious, but not enuff 2 elect her. and these phony republicans, w
~why~
Ok someone please help me on this how come when you start talking to someone do they feel like they need to play with your mind.. Why do they say yes I want a relationship when in all reality they don't they are just looking for an easy piece of a**... Things would be alot easier if they come out and say hey I just want to have sex with you that's it.. They might get it a lot faster than playing the whole mind trick thing.. If they come out with the truth in the beginning then the other party has a chance to protect themselves and decide if they want to get involved or not and if they do then it's their own fault if they brought the feelings into it and not so much the other person who was straight forward with them from the start... So how come people do this and not be straight forward from the start, but play around with the people's emotions.. I feel that one is better prepared if they know somewhat, what they are getting themselves into .. I know not all the time one doesn't
Whitefeathers Rain Dance
MANY PEOPLE CAN TALK THE TALK BUT CAN YOU WALK THE WALK AND DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY I KNOW I CAN AND I"M THE TYPE ALWAYS UP FOR A GOOD CONVERSATION AND DRINK BE MARRY AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.HOPE TO CHATT SOON HAVE A GREAT HOLADAY AND NEW YEAR TO COME.
Business Oppertunity
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Grace
merry christmas to al.. and happy new year... and GOD BLESS ALWAYS...
Cherrys Words......
The stars came out tonight - I closed my eyes, held my breath and made a wish........what do you think I wished for?
Company Xmas/end Of Year Party
Daym my first big corporate comapany party and I gotta tell ya some people at work can act a fool (daym glad I got it on tape lol) It was a blast but kinda suck cuz we could not call it a Christmas Party due to some employees do not celebrate Christmas, what a bunch of crock but hey ya can't discriminate, but my opion(sp) if ya don't celebrate it don't go why make everyone else suffer. But hell I had a great time and will post pics soon on happy hour. Humm that question sounds like a good mumm, gotta do that when I am a little bit more sober I got hammered with the rest of them!!!!!!!
Wow This Is Fucked
no god damn gf for a fuckin while now.... still have feelings for the bitch of an ex i shouldnt mainly bc i dont have anyone to share any feelings with so i just dwell fuck life sux right now!!! tryin to get into trucking have zero fuckin money tryin to sell shit but its not workin in my favor.... the only car i had to drive is not reg any more..... and i dont have tho money to bring it current and smog the fucker!!! dads stressed bc my mom goes in for surgery!!!!! my lil bro goes in for surgery.... wtf kind of xmas is this!!!! last year my fucking gma dies then my great gpa..... we have to pay for 3 fuckin houses bc the rest of my family slacks on fuckin payments.... i have no fucking job at the moment so i just spent my last 20 to get my dad to work!!!! THIS IS FUCKED!!!!!! my chevy is fuckin knockin so i cant drive it, i just baught a god damn carb for it... and now i have to swap the motors.... yet in the background when ever i try to do anything constructive my dad just sees it as
A Mothers Christmas Wish List
Dear Santa, Ive been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music
I Wish I Knew What I Was Doing!
i have never worked with this fubar stuff im a myspace nut i love it and im starting to get the hang of the fubar editing but i jus started my account and it was made on dec 9 but its now 10 days later and i havent done anything on here till tonight i have started messing with it and i kinda like it i will get more use to it im sure but anyways thanks ellie for making me create a fubar account baby anywho later yall im out
For Autumn
I have this little angel. For me she left her wings. She has no idea how much happiness she truly brings. She brightens up my days with her smiles and her laughs. She helps me to remember all the blessings that I have. Her face, it is so perfect, she's sweet and soft and pure. Sometimes she can be willful and sometimes she is demure. She tries her very hardest to please and do what's right. She gives the greatest hugs from morning until night. Every person that has known her sees this light within her soul I know that in this whole great world, she has a special role. She's helpful and considerate to everyone she knows This light in her shines brighter as my angel grows. When she sees someone is sad, it opens up her heart. She wants to do all that she can; she wants to do her part. She'll squeeze away the sorrow and make me forget about my pain. She shows me where the sun is when we're hiding from the rain. I know that God must love me, He showed
This Is Me
I am ... A woman With a full heart, hidden Somewhere in an empty room ... With eyes not quite of autumn's gold, and yet Neither all of summer's green; I wonder ... If love is a tale made for children -- A granting of sweet dreams in their innocence -- A honey-coating to help their throats Choke down the bitter draught ... I hear ... A voice that whispers warnings, half-formed, Bodiless as hope, until I swear I cannot draw Another breath unless this spectre be unmasked, His lies mangled 'neath my righteous tread; I see ... A woman, proud, uncompromising, Diaphanous as air -- less, even, than the tears That fall in desolation about her weary feet, Salt poison pooled upon the withered ground ... I want ... A measure of quietude, a certain silence, The echo of alone which heals me of dreaming, The nothing that stills the wanting, The numb, the cold that laughs at pain; I am A woman, hidden ... I pretend ... That I can live forever -- that Time Has no puissa
Fresh Meat!
Hi everyone Im new to this and have absoultly no idea how it works,was hoping someone would be my knight in shining armour and help me to suss it out,thanks guys,XXX
Come Visit Dance Den
copy and paste link to address bar http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53174 come and enjoy
21st Birthday
I started drinking miller high life the night before, hung out with tim and sam, then drank some icehouse, went to bed, woke up, smoked some pot, my ghetto neighbors got kicked out of their apartment, my country singer neighbor gave me his old couch so now i have two couches, went to my mom's house and she took me to the olive garden which was fucking amazing, i ate the fuck out of everything at the olive garden and ordered a $9.25 glass of wine, went and hung out at the o-house with liz, drank a budweiser, 3 bud lights, and a shot of the 3 wise men, left and picked up sam, drank one of those big bottles of smirnoff ice, liz came over, and then i fell asleep with liz in my bed. Didn't get laid on my birthday like I've been so superstitious about, but i still slept next to a woman. All in all it was an amazing day.
Xmas Time!!!
Soooo I am going on leave here Saturday to go back to IL and it be nice to see that I leveled to 15 (it's 25,000 pointz) sooo it be nice to see that you guys did whatever it took to help me level since I wont be on much till I come back to GA from leave! Wish you all the best holiday! Rob
Dream Lover
Seems I'm always searching For my love so true Running through life blindly Waiting and dreaming of you I am thinking that maybe you could be the one When I dream of you at night my body catches fire..so turned on I just have to imagine That your laying here with me All my senses reach a new height I wish i could make you see If ever my wishes would come true You will be here right beside me If i ever make through these dreams Forever together we will be The lingering sense of you constantly flowing through My heart craves your embrace I'm praying you'll come to my rescue As dawn's grey light approaches with leaded heart I find an empty space beside me you were a figment of my mind. Alas, the dreams of morrow shall comfort me tonight It's there I find the solace of when our souls unite
Time Slowly Turning
Each night as I sleep Crying out your name All my hopes and dreams Have gone up in flames Each day as I wake With your memories I shut my wet eyes Wish you were with me Lonely teardrops fall Don't erase a broken heart Or fill love's empty arms That life has ripped apart Colors seem to fade In this book of life Still searching those pages For a reason to survive Living in darkness As Time slowly turns Reaching for the light For your touch I yearn Faith is all that i have Taking my final breath Visions of your face As i'm embraced by death
Not Just A Dream
You make me melt Making my heart explode My eyes are stucked on you Enchanted by your moves Your hair frames you face Hiding your cat-like eyes Glancing quietly to the world Seeing everything as a dream Lips are talking to me Making soft, sweet words Forming music notes inside my ears That make my mind turn over The touch by your body Causing my skin to pimple Shivers cut through my anatomy Blood is stilled, paralyzing me Then you walk away My eyes follow your gliding Seeing you slowly fade away Disappearing in magic smog I follow you, try to find you But no matter where I go Youre gone, left me behind Waking me up in my bed It was a dream, but not just a dream You were here, I know for sure Everything was real, your touch, smell I will find you, I search for you...my love
Your Smile
I know it is dangerous for me to write this poem about you; it'll move me inside, 'Cause we're separated by so many miles, And all I can think of is your sweet smile. It's etched in my mind like marble stone, It won't let me go like a dog and its bone, Captured like a picture in a frame on the wall, It comforts me at night like a child and her doll. So beautifully carved on an angel's face, And at times the warmest laughter escapes like music to my ears that echoes all day, It wraps me up softly with its serenade. But no matter how far away you may be, Roads stretched far and wide in front of me, Over skies and seas, lands high and low, Your smile is with me everywhere I go.
A Day Without You
A day without you, Is like a candle without a flame. Like the burning I feel inside, Every time I hear your name. A day without you, Is like the ultimate test. A blank sheet of paper But no answers to fill the rest. A day without you, Is another day I want to cry. Feeling lonely yearning, And aching inside. A day with you, Is a true endeavor But one day closer To being in your arms forever.
You Light Up My Day
You light up my life with your smile You give me a hope with your love Whenever I think of you in my heart My troubles are gone and I can smile again Knowing that there's an angel out there Who can light up my darkest nights Take my fears away with his tender kiss Its enough for me and I want him to stay forever By my side Please stay forever Baby, you've lighted up my life You've taken all my troubles away from me If there's any reason that I must give to make you stay Its because I love you and you will always be In my heart
Happy Holidays All!!!!!!!!
WELL AS WE ALL KNOW CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. WE RUN LIKE CRAZY UNTIL WE PASS OUT ON CHRISTMAS EVE AND WAKE TO THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF KIDS RUNNING TO SEE WHAT THEY GOT OR THE FOOD COOKING AND SMELLING THE HOUSE UP WITH THOSE MAGNIFICENT AROMAS WE ALL SO LOVE. I FIRST OFF WOULD LIKE TO WISH DYLON AND THE OTHER DIVAS A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR. THANK YOU FOR THE ACCEPTANCE INTO THIS WONDERFUL CLUB. YOU HAVE MADE ME FELT SO ACCEPTED AND I GREATLY APPRECIATE IT FROM ALL OF YOU. I WILL BE LEAVING TODAY AND TRAVELING TO NEW JERSEY TO BE WITH MY FAMILY AND SON FOR THE HOLIDAYS SO AS I AM NORMALLY ON EVERYDAY I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO DO THAT SO FAITHFULLY WHILE THERE. I WILL HAVE ALL YOU IN MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS FOR A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY AND NEW YEARS. I WILL BE GONE FOR THE NEXT 3 WEEKS BUT AGAIN SHALL TRY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO GET ON AS MUCH AS I CAN TO AT LEAST SAY HI TO ALL. AND DYLON I WILL LEAVE MY HOLIDAY TAG UP THE WHOLE TIME IM GONE. MISS
Life
Somehow when the system went down today, more than just your shoutbox and bar tab were reset. It seems that even though your picture ratings have stayed the same and NOT reset, ALL of the people who have rated your pictures are able to re-rate them, and you get full credit for the second rate. That means that you can also re-rate ANY picture that you had rated prior to the reset this morning... So go back and re-rate your friends, and maybe they will do the same... EVERYBODY WINS!!!!! -- We ALL get credit for the rates we receive, as well as the rates we give SO MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE!!!!!!
Safe Sex
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc3DPH5TXFM CHECK IT OUT!!!!
The One
this is the one that did it last night and too brought it all to a head and made my decision to leave fubar for a while and all i did was accepted her friendship then later started rateing her pic's then she got all nasty well i don't usaly do this but here she is http://fubar.com/user/726700
Vote For Me On Myyearbook
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Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey people, my loving hubby is in a contest for a 6 month VIP!!!!! Please help him to win. He is a great guy, and I love him very much. He deserves this win. Why??? You ask, well, because he has put a lot of his time into making things work on fubar. he has been here for all of our friends, and family members. PLEASE HELP HIM TO WIN THIS. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO HIM. THANK YOU ALL IF YOU DECIDE TO HELP, IF NOT THEN DON'T ASK US FOR HELP!!!!!!! HERE IS THE LINK FOR YOU TO HELP...http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=220763&albumid=514908&i=3704340642 THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ THIS BLOG. MANDI A.K.A. AMANDA THE SEDUCTRESS 69
Magically Delicious
You are 90% Witch or Wizard! You are the Witch or Wizard that sees the entire universe as one thing, using the power you have to create the world for us all. Blessed be!What type of Witch or Wizard are you?Create a Quiz
My Youngest Son Kurt Aka Oak
YOU KNOW LOVE CAN DO MANY THINGS TO A PERSON , CAN BREAK YOU , KILL YOU , DEVASTE YOU , CAN TAKE YOU TO THE LOWEST POINT IN YOUR LIFE . I BURIED A SECONDEST OLDEST TO PANCREASE CANCER. NOW , MY YOUNGEST WANTS TO END HIS LIFE , BECAUSE OF A PERSON , AND NO GUY OR WOMEN IS WORTH TAKING A LIFE OVER , AND GOD , I WANT HIM TO UNDERSTAND LOVE HURTS BREAK UPS ARE DEVASTING , BUT , YOU CAN GET THROUGH IT . ITS HARD BEING A MOM AND SEEING A SON CRY AND HURT AND SAY I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE . JUST BEEN SO BAD , I WISH I COULD TAKE THE PAIN HURT AWAY . ALL , I CAN DO IS LOVE HIM , AND PRAY . JUST NEEDED TO VENT , BECAUSE THIS WHOLE YEAR HAS SUCKED BAD . AND MY KAGE GOD , I LOVE YOU SO MUCH , AND WANT TO TAKE YOUR HURT AND PAIN AWAY , BE BESIDE YOU , AND HOLD YOU UP , AND SAY IM HERE . YOU ALL AHAVE A GOOD DAY CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW KAGES OLE LADY
Greeneyes
I AM TRIED OF THE POWELS TO BE, WHO WANT ME TO BE PC. I WISH WE COULD ALL SAYS WHA WE FELL AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR. IT IS CHRISTMAS AND EVERYONE ENJOYS GETTING GIFTS, EVEN THE POWELS TO BE. WHY SHOULD STORES NOT BE ABLE TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANUKKAH,HAPPY KWANZAA, ETC. MOST STORES HOW HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS DISPLAYS, ALONG WITH HANUKKAH AND KWANZAA DISPLAYS. I BELIEVE WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE EVEN IF THEY CELIB OTHER HOLIDAYS.SOME COULD SAY HAPPY HANUKKAH, HAPPY KWANZAA TO BE AND THAT WOULD BE FINE, BECAUSE WE WOULD BE SHOWING OTHERS HOW HAPPY WE OUR AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR... WHAT DO U THINK??
My Friends
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all my wonderful fubar friends and family. I hope you and yours have a great and safe Christmas.
Through A Childs Eyes
hopefully you'll all in enjoy this one I wrote: A Childs eyes Thru the eyes of a small child There is no difference between color or race What they see is mearly a warm smiling face Can not a world learn of this amazing grace Young simply follow what we vow to teach Living happy joyful lifes on what we vow to preach Posiply we are the souls now ment to take hold So look to the eyes of a child Or just the lovely world they behold. Jerome T Ochs
Sex Vid
Touch the Darkness
My Writing....
You hear My voice….”Take off your clothes” You have been here before… you know to do as you are told. You slowly undress…. neatly folding each garment, then placing them on the only shelf you see. A pretty girl enters the room …and blindfolds you… you are alone again… naked…. A chilled breeze brushes across your skin. Raising every little hair on your body…. You wait… You hear someone enter the room. you feel cuffs being placed on each wrist… then each ankle… You are lead into another room… pushed against a cross…. One arm lifted up then fastened into place above your head…. Then the next. Your ankles are then locked down. The blindfold is removed.. the room is pitch black. You are alone… You wait in the dark It’s quiet…. Very quiet…. So quiet you can hear your heart racing.. A strobe light fills the darkness and your senses… flashing so quickly that your eyes cannot focus. You think there is someone else in the room now… but yo
Squirtting
aighty i figured i would edumacate all squirting feens and anyone you reads this... i got bored of explaining this actually so i went searching and found my fav explation... so i would like to thank http://www.very-koi.net/tutor/female/female.htm for there very indepth teaching... all i have to say is have fun reading. if i offened anyone oh well stop bieng prude... History of Squirting If you were to refer to literature over the last 50 years you would be lead to believe that females have only been able to ejaculate since about 1980. Of course this is absurd, and just shows how "the experts" can be wrong for decades on just about anything. Many knew the experts were wrong, but had little success in convincing anyone. Needless to say this lead to many problems, needless surgery (to fix the poor women who would ejaculate), expensive counselling (got to find out what happened when they were children to cause this "problem"), and in some cases divorce. "The G Spot" by Alice Kahn L
There Is No Justice
for those who are confused, my friend was wrongfully taken from this world do to a horrible car crash back in march. final court date was today... well the verdict is in my opinion is out right bull shit! 18 months for dui/manslaughter! 10 years w/ 9 suspended for manslaughter and 12 for the dui w/ a few suspended! i'm outraged! i mean what is this country coming to. lil kim got a worse sentence (in my opinion) then that for lying to the police. she got 366 days! the time dosn't match the crimes!! come on america! your fucking up!! justice has failed not only matthew but also everyone he left behind! i can only hope he fucks up when he gets released and gose right back in for the rest of his time and also become someones bitch!! now thats justice!!! so if u read this do me a favor... light some candles and send some love to the ones you have lost and not forgotten. they're still with you! with love, nicky
Mina
My name is mina i am 36 years old. I have four children and 4 grand children. I have tatoo's and i love them all. If you look at them you will learn my life. That is how i see it. I love to write poetry and do have some published. I am into all sport wear to play them or watch them. I love the out doors and anything to do with the out doors. I am single but not sure if i am looking for anything as in the past nothing but headacks. I have raised my children by myself and i am very pround of this. My children are my #1 and i live for them. If you don't like what you have read then i will say it simple. MOVE ON!!!!!
Something I Wrote Years Ago.
Prison When there is a love that just can’t be The love is a prison of which you can’t break free My love for you could reach the stars But still I’d find these prisons bars The sentence I serve is always hard Because you are the one from which I’ve been barred I hide my feelings god know where But the pain in my heart is always there Made for each other is what we are But we’re never together always so far The Sentence When there is a love that should never have been The love is pain again and again My love for you reached the stars But now I’ve found those prisons bars The sentence I’m serving God its hell But for you all is well All you wanted is to be free And I get this hell that you’ve left for me
The Sky Angel Cowboy…
The Sky Angel Cowboy… The Sky Angel Cowboy! Since posting this audio it has taken on a life of its own. People are forwarding it all over the world. Some corrections… We originally said Logan was 12. He actually turned 13 in August, so we don’t want to deprive him of such a big birthday. Logan listens to us (89.3 KSBJ which broadcasts from Houston, TX) on Sky Angel because he lives on a ranch in a very small town in Nebraska. He called us distraught because he had to take down a calf. His words have wisdom beyond his years. Listen to what Logan had to say… A huge thanks to Frank Lazano the Media Director at Velencia Hills Community Church in California. He took the phone call from Logan and created this flash presentation. If you are out of the area you can listen our great Christian Music online as well at www.ksbj.org We have had reports of radio stations playing Logan… If you are from a radio station please email us so we can keep track of where Logan
Holiday Tips, Help, Ideas
Don’t forget the gift tags: I’m feeling a bit frazzled. I’ve been running my last-minute Christmas errands. You’re probably in the same boat as me. Unfortunately, it is easy to overlook things when you’re in a rush. I often find out too late that I’ve forgotten to buy enough gift tags. At this point, the pickings will be slim at the stores. So, why not make your own gift tags? You can do it the old-fashioned way. Or, you can visit today’s Cool Site and print up some tags. There are many different designs. You can even fill them out before you print them! That means you have a little more time to enjoy the Christmas season with your family. TO VISIT , GO HERE:TODAY'S COOL SITE www.dltk-cards.com
A Message For Christmas & All Year Long
Well written It was the night Jesus came And all through the house, Not a person was praying, Not one in the house .. The Bible was left On the shelf without care, For no one thought Jesus would come there ... The children were dressing To crawl into bed, Not once ever kneeling Or bowing their head.. And Mom in the rocking chair With babe on her lap, Was watching the Late Show As I took a nap ... When out of the east There rose such a clatter, I sprang to my feet To see what was the matter ... Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters And lifted the sash .... When what to my wondering Eyes should appear, But Angels proclaiming That Jesus was here .... The light of His face Made me cover my head... Was Jesus returning Just like He'd said ... And though I possessed Worldly wisdom and wealth, I
Fruitcake Lady
Needs Help In Contest
a friend needs help in a contest.. if you can help it would be great.. ty all last romantic. come on lets help him out
Avoid Spam-sign Up For 10 Minute Email
If you search the internet all the time like I do, you often find yourself visiting a site that you want to view content on, then click the link, only to find that you need to sign yourself up. Which of course, means you sign yourself up for 2000 other ads sent straight to your inbox. Now that most of us have spam blockers, or at least bulk or spam folders, it's a bit easier, but.....for a while now, I've been using ten minute mail. It's awesome! It allows to sign up for an e-mail account just by clicking a link-- no filling out a form, or giving you your true e-mail! (They hate spam too!). It's a real e-mail account! You can recieve and send messages just like a real one--but it only lasts for 10 minutes. After ten minutes your e-mail expires and you go back to having no account. Bye Bye spam!http://www.10minutemail.com/10MinuteMail/index.html
Who Knows What The Tide Will Bring In?
Who knows what the tide could bring? Last night , TBS ran the movie "Castaway" starring Tom Hanks. Ironically it was the last movie, that my family as I knew it in 20001 rented. The Saturday that We rented the movie , It was my oldest son's baseball teams award picnic. The dragon had scheduled a hair appointment at some salon in Germantown. So I watched the kids at the house while I prepared BBQ Baked Beans and made homemade rolls with the bread machine. I got a call about 11:00 am from the dragon, saying hey the appointment is going longer than I expected I might be a little longer. Okay, No problem I said. Little did I know, the POS she was having her affair with was living in Germantown with his sister-in law. Well around 2:00pm she shows up, Her hair all perfect, The food is ready, and I gotten the kids in to clean up for the picnic. I hopped in the shower, got ready and we leave for the park by 3:00 pm. We do the socializing thing, the k
For My Baby
Blind Faith Darlin' I know you're sleepin' But there's something I've just got to say Wonder if you'll hear me While you're dreamin' You make a lifetime Out of every day Thanks to you now I know All my dreams can come true Blind Faith in you I got Blind Faith in you oh yeah Your eyes keep things well hidden Just a hint of what You're feelin' inside And the first day that I met you I consider that the first day of my life Thanks to you now I know All my dreams can come true Blind Faith in you I've got Blind faith in you And I'm not sure I deserve A women so true, but I love That you think I do With You and Faith, beside me I'm feelin' stronger every day Blind faith in you I got Blind faith in you It's true Blind faith in you I got Blind faith in you And I'm not sure I deserve A woman so true but I love That you think I do.
Messed Up
Please take a look at this mumm I saw. The mum isn't wrong...but the reason the guy wrote it is fucked up!!! The person that caused the mumm is an ass. The one who wrote the mumm deserves 10's and 11's!! I rated the asshole a 1 then blocked his stupid ass. http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=265557
Poems
passion of the heart proceesed with desire strive through this life finding bumpy roads waiting for the flats like a calm after a storm bring me a new life the old one is gone passion of the heart its time for a new start
My Ramblings
I have been single and alone way too fucking long. I am tired of it. It has been over a year since I have been with anyone. I am sad lonely and fucking horny! I want a man to pleasure me in a way I will never forget. My ex constantly cheated and I finally had to send him packing, even though I thought I was in love with him. Sometimes I don't think that love exists.. but I know I am tired of being alone. Talk to me. Jenny
Emotions
Why do people think that it is ok to play with your emotions? They think that life is a game, going through it and fucking peoples lives up. I am so tired of people thinking that I am one that they can fuck with. It hurts to damn much. I was once told that I needed to stand up for myself. Well i am now doing it. I am tired of the shit that people do, not only to me but to my friends and family. I believe that everyone was put here for a reason. Well I can tell you that the reason that you were put here was not to fuck with my emotions. I am done. I will not be hurt anymore. Life is to fucking short to have someone mess with you. Everyone needs to grow up and be a man, because i dont have time for little boys. You wanna be a man then step up, show me that you can handle it. Until then dont even bother with me.
Men
This makes sense... MEN-tal illness MEN-strual cramps MEN-tal breakdown MEN-opause GUY-necologist AND When we have REAL trouble, it's a (HIS)HYS-terectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? I say to that "a-MEN!" I got this from a friend. Feel free to copy if you want.
My Feeble Attempts At Poetry
Breathing fast, moving slow Your steps mustn't be heard Cold sweat, crouching low You cannot say a word Take a step and watch your back The others do the same Trust your training, do it right They'll never know your name Locked and loaded, taking aim Prepared to do your job Not for glory, nor for fame But more than just a job
Hatin Bitches On Fubar
Why do girls on here get all jealous and start marking good pics(tasteful) nsfw. Then they start rating them 1 and blocking us.?? Anybody got some answers?
If Women Controlled The World...
Elfed
Life is all about BUTTS You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one... That's right, you've been 'elfed'.
Keep On Going
I'm lost in this place, And things keep going wrong, I'm trapped in depression, I'm sick of acting strong. My heart just aches, My tears continuously fall, There is no escape, From myself, from it all. I'm trying so hard, I just want to go, I'm walking on glass, Broken from all I know. Saying these words, With no meaning held inside, I keep running, But there's nowhere to hide. I'm so sick of myself, I hate what I see, I'm so tried, Tired of being me. And I can't explain, As I rip myself apart, I sink so deep, Into my broken heart. Everything is breaking me, Everything in this place, I keep falling back, As tears roll down my face. And I'm so jaded, I don't know what to say, I keep on going, But I'm not ok.
Tampered
I'm trapped here, jaded, In this world of illusions, Holding so many un-told sorrows, Lost in this confusion. I don't know this world, It just keeps going round, But mine has stopped moving, Like my foot steps on the ground. Something's blocking my way, And I've been here before, I let it all go, Just to get more. And it won't stop, It just keeps going on, I'm so sick of trying, Of pretending to be strong. I go one way, To get pulled in another direction, The path is narrow but not straight, In this tampered line of protection. And it all go lost, All that was to be, I don't know where to look, So I can find me. And all these winding roads, Are knocking me out of place, It seems I just keep running, In this never ending race. And it won't break, So I can just breathe, The carnage I nestle, Just won't leave. I've become so tired, From all I know, I can't cry in the numbness, And my pain won't show. I can't find myself, And hate they
I Cut I Bleed
I cut, i bleed, i lose control, i die everyday, trying to find my soul, i don't understand what kills me inside, there's no one to stop me, no one to guide. i wanna scream out loud to everyone, my last days have just begun, so be nice with me in these days, i wanna let go of this craze. if i die, will they care? if i scream, will they hear? cuz i have things to tell them now, i want them to see my pain somehow. please please don't trap me here, loneliness is my biggest fear, hear my pledge nd save me today, or I'll die nd find my way. do i have to tell them what i feel? why can't they know what I'm in real? fear is taking away my life, today I'll end it with a knife. if i die, will they care? if i scream, will they hear? cuz this broken heart will never mend, so today I'll make my problems end.
The Prayer
In my life I have loved and lost And every time it has been at a cost The price was me Every time I lost a piece you see From giving all of myself so freely So I pray each day that this is true that each of you use the piece that I gave you To change your life so its less blue There is none of me left to give So what reason is there to live So I pray from this day on Please death come before the dawn
Merry, Wait...happy Holidays Bs
Our PC world FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: November 1, 2007 SUBJECT: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 p.m. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time! Merry Christmas to you and your family. Patty ****************************************************** FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE
Pirate Booty Giveaway
ok im gonna jump on the bandwagon... im sure most all of yall have seen the bulletins saying rate and comment pix for fubucks well heres mine... rate and comment all pix (140) in my pirates album during happy hour and ill send you 7000 fubucks thats 50 fubucks per pic. that doesnt sound like much but theres alot of pix and i dont wanna go fubroke :) send me a message (not a shout) when youre done and ill send the bucks over... thanx and gl ♥ froggy ♥
Some Good Warnings
Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. Blow Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping. Vacuum Cleaner 1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning. Fast Food Chain Coffee Warning - Contents may be hot. Carbonated Drinks Bottles Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening. Computers Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue Snacks Bag You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. Mouthwash WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately. Ferrous Sulfate Contains iron. Infant Drops This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle. Childrens Cough Medicine Do not drive a car or run machinery.
Read On Bumper Stickers
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden... It's our job to arrange the meeting -USMC Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privelege U.S. MARINE CORPS.--Everything destroyed in 30 min. or the next one's free! If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress? Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups If you miss your ex, reload and try again! I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand eeght yers ago I coun't evn speel grauduat now i is wun I hate to think after millions of years of evolution you're the end product. It's time to pul
Home
Hey every one i am home intill jan 2 then i got to leave again for the military so i just wanted to say yo
Just Stuff On My Mind
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Prayers
Today a great man passed away. My fathers best friend was someone who would give you the shirt off of his back in the middle of winter, even if that meant he would have nothing. He wouldn't take no for an answer and he always put others before himself. In January when they told me that I had cancer, my father didn't know who else to turn to, so he called Allen. I have only seen my father cry twice in my life. Once at my grandmothers funeral, and once at my godchilds funeral. The day he called Allen, he prayed for me with Allen and I didn't know until much later when Allen told me that my father cried to him and told him that he would do anything if only his baby was well. My father is a very strong man, yet the recent passing of his best friend has hit him very hard. He was the person my father would turn to when things weren't going right in his life and he'd ask for prayer. My father is not a devoute Christian, yet he believes in the power of prayer, and to have another grow
In Love?
Hi, recently a lady I work with indirectly decided to bump into me and she did it purposely. Anyway We talk when we can but it is not for long cause of timing I work at a school as does she helping the kids. Anyways I gave her christmas cards, told her I like her and asked if she wanted to know me better well she is wanting to do this, however she has this long distance thing w/ some guy and I know it will not work tried it. Well she said also " lets see how things go here"!! Well last night I got to thinking how and why she was special and i wrote her a letter telling her what I see thus far from just the short time we spend talking. I gave it to her today and hope that she liked it. Anyways if anyone has input advise feel free to send it. I dig this lady and she knows it, the hang up mostly is the long distance relation she has with whomever it is.
How To Become A Squirter
This is for all the women that left comments on my Mumm asking how to squirt. In order for you to squirt, you have to get to know your body. If you don't play with yourself every once in a while...you'll never learn your body. If your not comfortable doing it by yourself then do it with your guy. Do it while youre getting fucked (I Do). You need to find out what makes you cum the quickest and the hardest. Once you get to that point where you can make yourself cum at the drop of a hat then your almost there. I have become so familiar with my body that I can make myself cum without touching myself. It's all in your head. You gotta have concentration. If you are not concentrating you will never get there. Try this first be yourself. Play with yourself...do whatever it is that makes you cum...once you feel yourself getting to that point you might feel like you gotta pee....don't hold it back just let it go...(I have researched that topic and it is humanly impossible to urinated
20 Million Reasons To Vote
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss is spending some time in the Oval Office . . . She's not actually running for president, but she is trying to bring attention to the fact that the U.S. now has as many unmarried women as married. And a whopping 20 million didn't vote in 2004. With primary elections around the corner (I can’t believe it either, but I live in DC, so I’m not totally overwhelmed by home visits from Bill Richardson or Mike Huckabee), it’s time to start talking about voting. And here’s some bad news about unmarried women voters like myself. . . we account for about 26% of eligible voters, but we only represented about 22.5% of the electorate in 2004. Translation: we under-voted by a factor of about 15%. To boot, unmarried women are generally 9% less likely to register and 13% less likely to vote than married women. So, why does it matter? Because when women don't vote at higher rates, then our collective voices are not heard. And we can all see the result of that...Less
"imagine Me & You" , The Movie...
makes my cry every time i watch it. it seems like one of the few attempts by the mass media to address a topic that's very real and pertinent in life today. does anyone whom has viewed the movie care to share their opinion? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMtanfXklr8&feature=related
Haters
There are haters all around us In Our lives everyday. So this goes out to them.
How Much Can One Person Take
have u ever heard anyone say that sooner or later a person will believe what he is told if a man is beaten down enough then sooner or later he will believe that he amounts to nothing i have been physically, mentally and emotionally abused all my life by my step father and others and now this late in my life i have come to accept the fate that life has dealt me in believing that my life is in consequential to that of the one that i love so i am wondering whether or not i should change who i am an lose another piece of myself or should i bend and comprimise simply cuz i love the woman and give her her way i have always been the person to make the other happy at all cost no matter how miserable i was but now i am content in the fact of living my life to make myself happy instead of making others happy but i am still concerned about making others happy so i know deep down that i should jsut comprimise an all but i jsut dont want to change but hey i guess i should jsut go with
Randomness
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Help Her Plzzz
Click the link above and comment as much as you can she i a good person and nobody is helping her much so lets do this
Little Wayne Concert...
just got home from the little wayne concert!!! also u.s.d.a. was there and pastor troy... the concert was the shit... little wayne is the best rapper alive... thats all there is to it...
Gonna Tell Santa If U Don't!! Lol
DON'T FORGET TONIGHT AT 9PM EST FRIDAY TO CHECK OUT METALRON DURING HIS HAPPY HOUR!!!....SHOW HIM MAD LUV.....RATE HIM LIKE CRAZY! LOL HE'S ABOUT TO BECOME FUBARS NEWEST GODFATHER....AND HE'S SOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE!!! COME HELP HIM OVER THE HUMP DURING HIS HAPPY HOUR.....YOU KNOW HE RETURNS THE LOVE :) DON'T MAKE ME TELL SANTA TO PUT U ON THE NAUGHTY LIST FOR FORGETTING LOL HUGGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.......BRANDY
The 12 Days Of Fubar
THE TWELVE DAYS OF FUBAR Written by: Unchained Melody 12-21-07 On the first day of Fubar Baby Jesus sent to me A Bouncer checking I.D. On the second day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the third day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D.. On the fourth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Four Cherry Bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D.. On the fifth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Five Diamond rings, Four Cherry bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the sixth day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Six guys to rate, Five Diamond rings, Four Cherry bombs, Three FU bucks, Two Teddy bears, And a Bouncer checking I.D. On the seventh day of Fubar, Baby Jesus sent to me Seven Secret crushes, Six guys to rate, Five Diamond rings, Four
Holy Shit!!
Well now that u read the title, and think that this is something amazing or crazy... well its not. i just thought i would tell u people a little about myself. so here it goes. I'm 19, im REALLY SHORT about 5'. i smoke, i drink, and i have a big mouth and i talk a lot of shit. i have an attitude and i use it. got a problem w/ that u had better have some authority over me, or deal w/ it. I love heavy meatal and 90's rock...and unless u r emeniem i dont like most rap. the type of of girl that turns me on most is a real BAD girl...tattoos pierceings and a don't give a fuck attitude,dressed in lots of black. well i guess thats it for now -Shorty
Hard Love
well lets see here my wife or whatever you want to call her is still acting the same but alittle different we used to be inlove at one point but then we seperated and that was almost 2 years ago and well now were trying to work things out sorta well i am it doesent look like she is putting much of an effort into it she says she loves me but i dont feel it from her i dont ever get a passionate kiss i dont ever get to hold her and when her friends are around they are the most important to her i dont even feel like im there.and now i just found out today like a week ago she cheated on me again for the billionth time well wasent cheating i guess cause we were seperated but it still hurt to know she slept with every tom dick and harry like today i was told by a good friend of mine that she cought her in the act with this guy named cody like the day or second day i dropped her off to this rehab thing sorta it a church army not a rehabe but it gives assistance in that field and she said she c
What Should I Do.
i want to put some new pic's up but i dont know what to do. if i could get some feedback it would be great. it sucks for guys, when it comes to pics. girls look hot anything thay do, but us guys have to pick and choose how we got photoed. so please send some suggestions.
Lost Soul
How does one find his/herself If one is so lost?
Sexy Day At The Office
it's saturday and a very warm summers day. she has to go to the office to finish some work which her boss needs for the upcoming week. the office is closed on the weekend so she figures what the hell,she wont wear a bra or panties. so she puts on a light blouse and skirt and off to work she goes. the ride to work that morning was filled with obstacles.first, there was the flagman for the road crew who conviently stopped traffic at her car for 15 minutes. after getting thru she was stopped by a trooper,who after pulling her over,felt it neccessary she preforms a field sobriety test or be arrested. you know the touch your nose,walk the line,etc. finally she gets to work and the a/c isn't working,and the office is hot.she started on her reports and about noon.she figures. let herself into the bosses office and turn on his window a/c to cool off a bit.after about 15 minutes or so the office starts cooling down, she was relaxing on the couch and decided to unbutton her blouse and enjoy the
Be A Star....ty Sundowner
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Pizza
Always tip the Pizza Delivery Guy. If ya can't afford a couple of bucks, at least flash 'em.
Ranting!
Ok, let's start this by saying that I am in a foul mood today, for really no reason what so ever. So there are things that are pissing me the fuck off that would normally wouldn't bother me... All of these might not fit the pissing me the fuck off standard, they may be mild annoyances, but I really just don't care enough to differentiate... Also, these are in a very random order, as they occur to me, not in importance... so... I don't really give a rat's ass if you put 'girls only' on your page, what the fuck is that? are you a lesbian? then just fucking say so... 'girls only', fuck you... if you are gay, I have zero problem with that... if you don't like guys sending you lewd messages, that will not stop them, hell, guys dig girl on girl shit, so you are setting yourself up for more of it... next... downraters... what the fuck are you thinking? I really don't care if you don't like me, or anyone else on here for that matter... Do you think you are making some form of stat
Oh My Fuckin God
well i am 20 today!!!! i wanted to tell everyone merry x-mas!!because i wont be on tonight becuz most likely im gettin trashed!! but l;ove to all and have a happy and safe trips!!
Old Account Got Deleted
got deleted so i'm still trying to find my friiends and add ppl from my families ...
A Dear Friend Passed Away Last Night
Please keep her family and friends in your prayers. Lizelle1001@ fubar
Why???
Why do so many people live in poverty? Why is it that those same people never win the lottery? Why do we get charged with receiving stolen property And the cops don't even know we did it -- they just say, probably? Why does life have so many questions? Why do ten-year-old kids pack Smith and Wessons? Why is there so much violence in this world? Why do the men always hate the girls? Why do people say they're down, but they're not? Why do we lose our truest homies to gunshots? Why is our society so twisted? Why are people on America's Most Wanted's hit list? Why, when we're arrested, we don't learn our lesson? Why is it that our moms are always stressin'? Why do we disregard the law? She broke your heart, so you broke her jaw? Why are people fake? Why can't they be real? Why do people think they're hard, with a nine millie-mill? Why do people have to be homeless? Everybody deserves a home, and everybody knows this Why can't everyone live in peace? Why are we locked
My Dollar Store
this is the good store to a wide variety of things you can by the best part is every thing is 1 dollar. come check me out type in my web site like this.or copy and paste. http://byrwarr.mydollarshop.com
Happy Holiday's
just wanted to wish all my friends and family here on fubar a merry x-mas and happy new yr. may u all have a great time and stay safe .
Thank You All!
I want to take this time to thank everyone that has sent me a Birthday wish and or gift!! Love all of my fans, friends & family!! MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts
Redcheesehead Stuff
Hi Everyone I am going away tomorrow the 22 dec till the new year.I will be spending the christmas holidays with family and friends in Holland as it has been a long time that I have done this. I would like to which all my friends and family on furbar a very Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year Cheers Redcheesehead Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE!
More Oxymorons
Help Me
good day welcome i need a drink i know it cost but hell i think i am worth it help me plz i will rate you a 10 so what do you think
Ageing
What is the difference between girls/woman aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 What story? What bed? Who are you?
In The New Year
Ive had enought of these silly bouncer checks all the time, the new bar tab settings, so Ive decided after the new year Im Leaving Fubar and going back to MSN Groups
??? 4 U
1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
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Poker
Almost every day of the week i go to different bars in the North Snohomish County area and play Texas Hold 'Em No Limit with a bunch of my friends.. The company is called Win your Way in and you can just go to WinYourWayIn.com and they have a website and tell you were they play at on what days and what bars and come out and have some fun.. I usually go to Flights in Everett, One Eyed Jacks in Lynnwood and Waldos in Lynnwood... I got kicked out of the bar Hawkeyes in Lake Stevens... Come out and play
Merry Christmas
This year I am going to brief. I am sending this out to family, friends, associates, and all that in some way have touched my life. It seems as I get older I am learning that some things I thought were important, perhaps may not be quite that important whilst others may be more important than I may have thought. The world around me is surely not the world I was brought up in and I long for days past and times that were just as complex and complicated, but more loving, caring, and compassionate for ones fellow man. A time when the few did not rule the many, and there was not a concerted effort to drive God from our country. I thank God for all the Good things in my life, and all the things that make me understand and realize that those are indeed good things. I thank God for my family, as they are my rock. Surely happiness is an illusive state of mind based on ones particular perspective of life. None the less, I extend to you my very best wishes that you have and will con
911 Poem
'MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL' You say you will never forget where you were when you heard the news On September 11, 2001 . Neither will I. I was on the 110th floor in a smoke filled room with a man who called his wife to say 'Good-Bye.' I held his fingers steady as he dialed. I gave him the peace to say, 'Honey, I am not going to make it, but it is OK...I am ready to go.' I was with his wife when he called as she fed breakfast to their children. I held her up as she tried to understand his words and as she realized he wasn't coming home that night. I was in the stairwell of the 23rd floor when a woman cried out to Me for help. 'I have been knocking on the door of your heart for 50 years!' I said. 'Of course I will show you the way home - only believe in Me now.' I was at the base of the b
Whats Gonna Happen For The Next Several Days
Hey all my fubar friends and family, unfortunanlty i have managed to due some damage to my back and the Dr. has ordered me not to sit or stand for more than 39 to 60 minutes at a time......therefore i will do my best to try and help balie in her contest and get trese's page caught up as well (trese your graphics are great and i think i'm safe in sayin we all love them). I am on a few meds to try and help with the pain i am dealing with but the Dr thinks i have either a ruptured or herniated disk and he's talking about doing an MRI and then back surgey (neither of which i am happy about), so please keep me i your thoughts and please please bear with me for the next several days as i will not be able to be online as much as i want to to help ya all out. Love ya all, Janet AKA tastytease