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I Need Help In A Giveaway
I am participating in a giveaway in which i need just over 45000 comments in 51 days to win myself a happy hour All help is appreciated Thanks Mick I just started participating in a giveaway in which i need 50000 comments in 8 weeks to win myself a happy hour All help is appreciated Thanks Mick
Ez 10,000 Fubucks
the answer was he held a glass of water over his head!!! Nephilim plz send all answers to me the first right answer wins 10,000 fubucks its that ez!!! im going to try this out see how it goes and if there is a good turn out then we will try it again!! A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
Level Up..
I would like to thank everyone who helped out in the last two days: Along with Purplesky, Okie_Mom x 2 and Little Italian Nymph. In no particular order... Angel_Lips Shyinarizona the1anastasia Emily Gail Jen n Oregon fantasy81212 fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round (yes, this is their FUname) Thank you very much... Tom I ran out of rates trying to do it myself... I've had a great deal of help from some very sweet, sexy, and loveable ladies, Purplesky, Okie_mom x 2 and Little Italian Nymph. Show them the love and respect they both deserve. I sincerely thank you for the help... Tom
The People You Will Meet.
Chapter One: “The Believer” Gwjuan Robinson Miss Robinson more than likely doesn’t think of me as often as I do her. Talk about finding light in your darkest hour. Walking into my newest job, I knew no one, thought my manger was exceptionally attractive and hated kids. Not the ideal job for a teenage girl working at an elementary school in a ritzy suburb of Indianapolis. But when I walked through the double doors of the arts and crafts room, a heavyset black woman glanced up with a grin that will always be etched in my heart. I shrugged it off at first, checked in with my tall, dark and handsome new supervisor, and proceeded to stand in the middle of a room crowded with tables, chairs and screaming children. Counselors were being hounded by elementary aged school children that needed help with their pipe-cleaner projects. Looking back at those doors, I’m glad I didn’t make the b-line for the door at that moment, because next thing I knew, a woman approached me with a giant smile. S
Pimp C Of Ugk Found Dead!
Texas rapper Pimp C was found dead in a hotel room this morning. Along with Bun B, the 33-year-old rapper made up the legendary Southern duo UGK. According to TMZ, L.A. County Fire department responded to a 911 call at the swanky Mondrian Hotel, located in Hollywood's Sunset Strip. Respondents found Pimp C, born Chad Butler, lying in bed in his sixth floor room, dead. UGK achieved national fame when the duo appeared on the Jay-Z track "Big Pimpin'" in 2000, and more recently with their hit "International Player's Anthem (I Choose You)" featuring OutKast from the group's latest album, Underground Kingz, on Jive Records. Jive Records has issued a statement to SOHH confirming his death. "We mourn the unexpected loss of Chad," said Jive Records president and CEO Barry Weiss via a statement. "He was truly a thoughtful and kind-hearted person. He will be remembered for his talent and profound influence as a pioneer in bringing southern rap to the forefront. He will be missed a
Going Hillbillie
I just thought I would see how my friends are doing.I also want to say once ya go hill billie ya never go I will ttyl all peace I JUST WANTED TO SAY TO ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE A GOOD X-MAS AND NEW YEAR AND ILL CATCH YA'LL ON THE NEXT ROUND.PEACE ALL
New Chapter In My Life!
True love is...commitment True love is...romantic True love friends True love is...sacrifices True love is...compassion True love is...heartfelt True love is...happiness True love is...sorrow True love is...joyous True love is...peaceful True love is...goosebumps True love is...faithful True love is...never ending True love is...forgiving True love is...memories True love is...passionate True love is...compromise True love is...spiritual True love is...daydreaming True love is...nurturing True love is...excitement True love sickness True love health True love is...created True love is...thoughtfulness True love is...unstoppable True love is...till death True love is...destiny True love is...monogamy True love is...harmony True love is...heart-stopping True love is...cuddling True love is...unbreakable True love is...togetherness True love is...warmth True l
Deleting peoples accounts who have screenshots of conversations which include certain higher ups "people who have the power" on this site, is not smart.. screenshots which were legally obtained, because they were provided by one of the 2 people who were in the conversation....In the screenshots, you can clearly see a set up and someone requesting the other to acquire information on certain members...and sending a shirt as a gift for services....NOT SMART... A smart woman walks in should a smart man...A smart man should also be careful who he trusts...How do you think everone has possession of the screenshots, because the person you had the conversation with , screenshot it and sent it to others...He set you up and acted like he was a pal.. In those conversations, it clearly shows bias behavior...and a desire to eliminate certain members...and obtain "damaging information on them".....and as previously stated it shows a certain someone sending gifts to a member, i,
I Am This Girl
Is it possible for everyone to find happiness? Or is it only meant for some to find? That is the question that burns through my mind. How is it that some are blessed with wonderful relationship, were others must love someone who doesnt love them back. Or there are some who have money out their ears,were some are barely scraping by. I dont understand this but maybe someday i will. My dad says happiness comes with love, but the only thing i see that comes with love is heartache and loneliness. My dad also tell me that i only need to find the one person i can give my heart to, and this will give me love and happiness. The only problem with that is if you give your heart to someone the always offer it back in pieces with a note that says " Here you go, you can put it back together." I am not going to say happiness is not going to happen for i have a long life ahead of me. I just wish i could find it right now. I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, bu
John's Blogs
I have taken the time to rate all photos and stash before I ask for a friend and fan request. I have about 4 of the 9 friends I have that have returned the love. I even check back daily and rate anything new and rate new people till I run out of rates. I don't expect you to rate everything I have unless you want to do that but some rates would be nice. I have another Fubar account that I will be deleting soon because I did the same thing and that is not rating everyone like I should have. I plan to do it right this time and would like to get to know you. You can never have enough friends. The bottom line is I will start deleting the people who don't return some rates and I think that is the only fair way to do it. Thanks for your time and check out my profile so you can learn a little more about me. Click Here For More Funny Pictures
Contest For Promoting The Beer Bar Lounge!
Another promotion contest using fu-bucks this time! $100,000 a good amount and money will build as the lounge comes alive! This is a great lounge great music with no staff and so on to help make it into the best lounge on FUBAR! Send everyone to the lounge and have them subscribe and then leave a message at the bottom of the lounge! All these have to be followed to be tracked! Lets get this going! $100,000 fu-bucks at stake!! 12/12- 12-16 now til sunday at midnight eastern time! This is to help build The Beer Bar Lounge! The way it will work is between now and 12/9 sunday, whoever can send the most joined members into The Beer Bar Lounge will win. The way it will be tracked is that the members you have join will have to send me a profile comment telling me they joined the lounge and who brought them into the lounge! This way it is trackable to everyone so they know where they stand in the contest! I will verify they are members! Winner will recieve A blast, and 4 tick
Help Me
help a new fella out all you sexy women out there...I need 1 more point to level will be returned ... help me level up return the luv !!!
To those idiots that keep going into my pictures and reporting them NSFW... and guess what... I know who you are morons because YOUR THE LAST IDIOTS TO VIEW THE PIC BEFORE IT IS REPORTED...STAY OUT OF MY PICTURES IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE HUMOR.. obviously you are in the top 2% that get offended by tits and ass... fucktards OMG!!! It snowed to beat all hell for a day and a half.. we got dumped sooo much snow that we all got snowed in.. the snow wouldn't stop... then... oh yeah... THEN it decided to turn to rain in the middle of it all!!! It didn't stop raining for two days!! We got dumped over 2 feet of rain on top of the 4 feet of snow..Monday I spent ALL 13 hours IN THE RAIN trying to direct people away from flooded streets due to over flowing lakes, rivers and storm drains... yeah.. freaking crazy.. I thought people lost their minds in the snow around here.. wait for them to see a freaking flooded, blocked off road!! OMG.. you think you just took their first born child... and the morons
Will Be Away
As I mentioned a short time ago...due to unforseen circumstances I will not be on and able to say my hellos to all my friends ( who I miss dearly). Hope everyone is doing great and are ready for the holidays. Workin hard on getting back as soon as possible.Every so often I am able to come on here and try to say hi to some... mostly only night time. Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Somebody out here is Smiling About Love that is so Real Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail (and chats) made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Love You Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You I HOPE I GET THIS BACK I believe that without a special friend you are missing out on a lot!!! But don't just send it back, send it on to
AQUARIUS - THE ONE U CANT TOUCH TAURUS- THE BAD BOY OR GIRL (4/20-5/20) Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI -HARD LOVER (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. dual personalities. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not REPost CANCER-CRAVES SEX ALOT (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA-GOOD IN BED (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart.
For those of you who know me December isn't one of my best months it never is I have tried getting back into the Christmas Spirit if you have seen my page at all. I have gotten over the death of my daughter but December seems to always be my downfall, I know alot of you are going to say get over it it shouldn't bother you anymore it's been 10 years now you should be handeling December normally, Well I've got news for all of you. If you have never lost a child you will never truely know the pain I feel inside every year December is a bad month for me because not only is it the month my daughter died but it is also Christmas and I remember another year without her, It is also my birthday witch is 6 days after her death. So can you see where I am coming from. I miss my daughter I love her very much I know that she is in a better place, But this is the way I grieve every year. So please don't come to me and tell me that I need to get over it, please don't come to me and say everything will
Writers I Respect
The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even touched ... they must be felt with the heart. Helen Keller What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared with what lies within us. Ralph Waldo Emerson
So I get up and check the local radar, it says it's snowing here. I look outside, it is neither raining or snowing here. I guess our sophisticated radar really is still not so sophisticated. Well I have been sitting here for a week, been on the computer and I am just plain bored. I have to get out, I think I might run to the mountains and go see what trouble I can get into. My wife left a week ago, and it seems we are still at a stand still, so I am not gonna worry.
A Womans Perspective
Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great pr
A Little Blue
I am really beating myself up here and been up/down with my emotions about the situation with my ex...Long story short I had to break down yesterday to call the cops due to him harassing me and sending me really really mean texts/voice mails....He abused me with his words and pushed me a few times but what bothers me the most is he said I pushed him to do all that he did and that I will wake up one day regretting letting him go cause I cant do any better than him....What I dont get is how is me not letting him control me or push me around my fault in how he treated me like shit....I am starting to think I am so freaking stupid to allow him to do this to me for a year...I just never thought ppl could be that away...I just think maybe I am way to passionate and way to caring along with way to forgiving which I hate...I am to the point I dont know if I can trust anyone enough to let them in my life again...all I know is I wont settle cause I deserve the best and that is what I will get in
Pimping Out My Friend
Miss Dissocia Is So Dam Beautiful And So Sweet you Would Be Very Happy that you Added Her So Mke Sure you Check Her Out And Rate Fan And Add Her!!!! thank you Ksses To you All!!!! Jamie ×,.·´¨'°÷·..§ Zêrð §..·÷°'¨´·.,×' Is A Great Guy And I Wou Love it So Much If you Added Him He Is Sweet And A Cutie To Boot!!!!!! So Feel Free To Add him!
Candy Canes
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass when out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I sprung from my piece to see what's the matter then out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew in a moment the old fucker fell he filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer he rose up the chimney with a thuderous fart the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart he swore and he cursed as he rode out cause that son of a bitch took the pool out! The Meaning of the Candy Cane The fascinating story behind the candy cane ... The birth, ministry, and death of Jesus Christ are signified through the elements of the candy cane ~ JESUS CHRIST is .... our Good Shepherd (staff shape) ~ 1 Pt. 5:4 our Rock (hard candy)
Majestic Beauty Now Open
=== 'gater CO OWNER OF THE DROP ZONE' spewed forth the following at '2007-12-15 16:35:19'.. > > > hey everyone majestic beauty is open for business please feel free to stop by we are also hiring heheheh
Life On The Road.
Well I've been stuck in portland for three days. Bored out of my f'n mind. Hopefully tomorrow will be better. Hope everyone is havein a great weekend. Till next time, peace. Well, I suppose for this to make sense to anyone I have to at least tell you a little background. I'm 37 years old and currently drive truck. I spent 10 years cooped up in a factory in the lower Michigan area, and although I made fantastic money, I was basically a lemming until one morning it was announced that I, and 44,999 employees were going to be jobless. Fun times huh. Well, long story short, 14 months later I find myself driving truck across this beautiful country. I've seen so many amazing sights over this last year, and figured I'd just start keeping a little record of some of the things I get to witness, hope you all enjoy them. I'm currently sitting in Olympia WA. A state that I lately have begun to call, " the Island we call WA" There is so much water that some of the overhead freeway s
There was a time when your heart did fly, As high and free as the birds in the sky, Remember the times your soul did sour, There in the freedom that you did adore. But somehow the trapper did come along, And took you from where you did belong, He put you there in a guilded cage, And kept you there day after day. And for a time for him you did sing, Not knowing that he had clipped your wings, Thinking that this was the life for you, But something in your heart said this is not true. And then one day, the man that had your care, Wandered away, chasing after other fares, Leaving you alone, no more to sing, Trapped in your cage with a broken wing. And so there you are thinking that you will die, Wishing again for the days when you could fly, As time goes by, you look for and escape, Cursing the man that trapped you to this fate. Then one day he makes a mistake, Giving you the chance to escape, The door to your cage has been left open, This is the day for wh
What is autism? Autism (sometimes called “classical autism”) is the most common condition in a group of developmental disorders known as the autism spectrum disorders (ASDs). Autism is characterized by impaired social interaction, problems with verbal and nonverbal communication, and unusual, repetitive, or severely limited activities and interests. Other ASDs include Asperger syndrome, Rett syndrome, childhood disintegrative disorder, and pervasive developmental disorder not otherwise specified (usually referred to as PDD-NOS). Experts estimate that three to six children out of every 1,000 will have autism. Males are four times more likely to have autism than females. What are some common signs of autism? There are three distinctive behaviors that characterize autism. Autistic children have difficulties with social interaction, problems with verbal and nonverbal communication, and repetitive behaviors or narrow, obsessive interests. These behaviors can range in i
Time Isticking?
There were three guys talking in the pub two of them are talking about the amoount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. after a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,well, what about you.what sort of control do you have over your wife?..third fellow says,i;ll tell you. just the other night my wife came to me,on her hands and knees; the first two guys were amazed,;what happened then? they asked ;she said' get out from under the bed and fight like a man;;lol 'Honey' Said this husband to his wife,I invited a friend home for super'What. are you crazy?The house is a mess. I didnt go shopping.All the dishes are dirty,And i dont feel like cooking fancy meal.(((;Iknow all that;)))Then why did you invited a friend for super?;; Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married;;
Stepped On
Every time you think you have some one figured out you get slapped in the face, kicked in the balls, poked in the eye, stabbed in the back. People are fake they tell you what you want to hear and take what they want from you. Being able to see the signs of the weather and just knowing the feeling that your screwed, that is worth so much in words. It is that slammed into a wall and when you peel your self off of that wall and start looking around everything is in slow motion and nothing you do will help. It is sad to say I know and see the storm coming what a mother fucker.
Stupid People!!!
K i just had someone rate my page and send a friend request to me... I go to their page and rate them when my mouse jumped and i accidently rated her a 9. before i can refresh the page to rate her a 10 from a 9 she has already rated me to a 1 from a 10 and blocked me... That is some jooky shiat...i mean for the love of anything people make mistakes give them a chance to correct it before you fully block them... i can't even get through to her to explain... some people just have no patience.... ohh well... i guess i didn't want to be her friend anyways... Stupid people lately are pissin me off... is there really that much common sence lacking in the world today??? If i ask you a question and you repeat it back to me, can i smack you upside the head??? I know the fuckin question already i'm the one that asked it... If you ask a question but already know the answer... why did you ask it in the first place??? i'll have to come back to this one later... Just thinking about these stupid p
His Love
This will my last blog! I feel compeled to right this. For those who were true friends, I will miss you. For those of you who took my friendship for points and rateings, You'll never know what you missed. For those of you who ook a piece of my heart and used it for your own gains, Well,I can only say that I pray it never happens to you! If it has, Then I am truly sorry And I mean that. I know now how it feels. There are some very good people he so don't let what has happened to me let you think any less of those who are looking for tue friendship here! I will leave a part of my heart here and it hurts. Good luck with your points and rates and leveling. I'm sure it will make you happy. Merry Christmas and a very happy New Years. Good bye and Thanks for the lessons. You can teach old dogs new thgs. LOL "Our GOD, His Love" With love so pure, A love not greed, He has come to grant our every need! With love and wisdom our souls will grow, In only a way our lord
Kiss Me Bitch!!!
As none of you know (cause I never said anything) I haven't been to work in 2 weeks (Xmas vacation)and damn, I can almost get used to it. I was able to keep busy with my horse, fubar, and some home things. Getting up at 8 or 9 in the morning was unheard of for me, so now knowing I have to get my sorry ass up at 4:30 AM tomorrow, I'm soooo not looking forward to it . How the hell am I gonna get to sleep at a decent hr.? bleh Anyway,I'm really gonna miss being on fubar in the morning,I love saying good morning to everyone (That's when everyone's nice) :P thank you whoever read my boring rant about absolutely nothing and have a great NY OK, it's a bit long, but it's worth it! ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS. Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was ou
today and yesterday i've been not wanting to go to bed tell late the next day today and yesterday i have been up 36 hours and only got 17 hours of sleep i know thats bad but i know ive got a sleep deprivation problem and i know for a fact or i'm sure i've got a small case of depetion cuz my brother went through it and i think he still has it and my cuzan tried to hang himself .... deep stuff i have friend that went through it too and two ither i think have it too i'm extreamly emotonal and things realy efecte me i've been a little down more laitly too i know that its not good that i'm not geting enof sleep but i cant help it some times and a few monts b4 i wasnt sleeping good it was almost 3 weeks that i wasnt sleeping good i was sleeping on and off and felt real lazy cuz of it but wait theres more to the story my dad used to work on the road when i was littler but quit cuz he was missing so much of my child hood and when i was 5 my mom and him got divorsed yes it still tares at me fro
lay down your silky form on the ground as the shadows arouse your skin to feel every touch of my tongue, engorging your seed to the point of liquid ecstasy, spread your enlonged legs to the point of no return, caressing yourself constantly to uprise to the moment of no return, close your eyes and feel my eyes stalking you w/ my member, lurking inside of you swallow every bit of me, feel me at the back of your throat, drowning you w/ such sweetness, gasp for air, for you are in the moment of pleasure...... a sensual bite on your inner thighs, drawing a drop of blood, bleeding to your seed, extending my tongue and buring it ...........for a taste lights go out on a rainy night, the wind storms open the windows and rushes inside, her silky dark hair flows freely and wildly, her blue eyes shine like glass even in the dark, she is deliciously scared at the fear that binds her, she paces slowly and timidly towards her chambers where she knows it awaits her, she pauses momentarily in front
For The Guys
This will touch you . . . it is also hard to hear and watch but worth it. The soldier singing has a great future in country music. I hope he (and all of them) makes it back A SONG FROM A SOLDIER IN IRAQ! WOW. very Moving! This loads fast, so watch and listen. This Soldier produced video is different, moving and heartwarming. This guy could probably land a recording contract when he comes home! COPY AND PASTE TO WATCH If I die before you wake... Back home now I know you're probably sleepin' Over here it's the middle of the day I finally found the time to write a letter Sittin' here a half a world away I heard about all them folks protestin' As if I really want this war But that don't stop me from believin' There's just some things worth fightin' for CHORUS And if I die before you wake, I pray the world will take A good look at what God's given us That we could only understand, everythin
Strange Poem
sweep away my thoughts, crushing in my head, like waves upon the ocean, tossing in my bed. kiss away the agony, left, i feel defeat, lost in my own shelter, walking lonley streets. blow your tainted whispers, poisoning my thoughts, caught within my grasp, reality is lost. lay me down to sleep, cuddled in angels wings, the beating of my heart ceased, no longer does it sing. blindly i search once more, for what i missed at first, greedily i drink you up, a never ending thirst. silently i fade to sleep, the world not what it seems, a place of silence in my head, awakened from my dreams.
Feral Amour
In spite of being slightly tired early this morning, my body kept telling me to stay up. It's a good thing, too. More reports coming in on the TV, now that I have a dish signal. Seems some 5,246 or so people are without power. Roofs being blown off, cars stalled all over, flooding, trees down. There were like 5 "possible" tornadoes that happened. They're still verifying that. That storm was CRAZY!! So ya, this is my first official blog and blog entry. Why not start it off with a happy note? We went into town today to see my parents (they live in Lafayette, we're an hour south near the port) and take my mom to the bank and errand-running. Well, they were gone for 2-3 hours, worrying my dad to no end. The kids were very excited because they were at Poppi and Nana's house and the dog was hyper because her favorite companions had arrived. They finally showed up, carrying in lunch from Popeye's and Sakura Japan, a Ja
Last evening the Minnesota Wild played the New York Rangers. Big deal right?? Wrong! It so happens that my daughters hockey team was invited to play a exibition during the second to third period intermission. This was her first Pro Hockey game she has been to. in case you are not aware. Marion Gaborik scored 5 goals and had a assist in the other goal. He came very close to scoring a sixth goal, hits the pipe. What a glorious invitation to Pro hockey for her. She has been playing for 5 yrs. and just lives and loves the game!! This season(so far) her team has scored 34 goals. She has scored 19 of them !!! Go lex. So my 11 yr. old daughter sends me a e-mail today. It reads as follows. Hey dud did you realize I have scored 15 of the 29 goals that my team has for the year. My responce,YUP. I remember every one of them!! Hockey may be expensive ,but damn well worth it!!
as time moves for forward so do we. we move like chess peices as if we were pawns. let us not forget who and what we are and where we come from. sometimes we get displaced in our lives and our world, so when we are lost we can be found. find that special person to spend the holidays with and enjoy the time you have cause each day is not promised although we do take it for granted as if it was. in the thought that the world owes us something. it owes us nothing. now that i have learned how to do things on here, is there something more out there? if so with who or what?
Superheroes Do Live Among Us!
Here's a story all about race, color, and courage. Personally, I think he shows the kind of courage, the kind of character, lacking in Hollywood, the mainstream media, and most politicians. Kudos to a man doing what he does best, no matter what life, or color, throws in his path. This little girl shows a courage and bravery that our political leaders are incapable of showing. When her mother was injured and hurt, she threw herself in harm's way to save her. That, is courage. Courage isn't a lack of fear. It's doing what is right in spite of being afraid. She and her mom will be in my prayers. Tonight, and every night.
Who Is This?
Oh those blonds Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!" April Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions sa
Tha Prince Of Tha City
I am so tired of people saying "I am your friend". Then they turn around and want to judge you because of who you are goin out with or what you are doing with your life!!!!! Such BS, if you are a TRUE friend you stand by that person NO MATTER who they are with or what they have done. You pick up the phone and try to make an effort to see your "friend" if they really are your "friend". You can't replace them but you can move on. If thats what you want to do then let me know so I stop waisting my time!!! I am who I am and if you don't like it GET OUT!!!! This was stupid but it got serious. I posted a mumm about giveing a chick a 9. Then 2 of her friends got on there and started complaining about the whole thing. I could careless this is what pushed me over the edge.... Larry stated... "you two are mumm fucks and dont deserve any more of my time the younger girl is no longer on the site too. i hope you dont teach your kids this kind of crap.. i wouldnt be surprise to hear about one
Who Loves Me Enough Too ???????????
am finding my way about this place slowly seems theres always somewhere different to look hhmmmm and as for my friend .... dont i always show love? well this is a very first for me, thanks to my friend johnny 'doms_wizard' he always did get me into mischief, not that i can't do that myself, will use this opportunity (i so need a spell check) to say hiya to u all nice to meet u!
Out Of The Mouths Of Babes
We were driving home when Noah told me that he played a video game at his dad’s rated “M.” He told me he was good at it. I told him it was a shame that he was so young and someone wanted him to grow-up so fast. He then asked me what “mature” meant. Me: Well, I suppose it would depend on the context. A video game that’s rated “mature” is supposed to be for older people. The violence and other content is not something you should be exposed to yet. Noah: Well, it wasn’t that violent. Me: Well, that’s good, but I think it’s a shame because you’re only going to be young once and once you grow-up; you can never be “ungrown.” Noah: Well, if you build a machine to make you young again then you can be. Me: I don’t think that’s something that’s going to happen, dude. Noah: All you need is some metal. And some wire and know where to put the wires and you’re all set. Can we listen to Nickelback? Me: Sure. It was inevitable. Thanks to the Transformers Movie,
Help Level
Bill only needs 693,000 to get to Prophet. If we all rate him we can get him there in one day. So can you be kind enough to take time away from rating all these others that have auto 11's and help a GREAT friend and person out PLEASE!!!!! Fubar sure isn't the same anymore. It gets harder n harder to get ANYONE to help ANYONE level anymore, unless you have a HH, Auto 11's on or Blings to give out. I really think it would be great for everyone to take a break here n there from all that and do things like we use to and have fun doing it. What do you think??? Please send him a private message letting him know you helped so he can return the love. Thank you to all of those who help make this happen. Your friend, Hrtofgold Click on pic below to go to Bill's profile NON Prophet B!LL@ fubar She has 7000 to go yet to level. All help would be appreciated. thank you in advance. ~ஐ~Scº®ÞïoChïçk~ஐ~@ fubar
A Little About Me!
I'm giving up on everything Because you messed me up Don't know how much you Screwed it up You never listened That's just too bad Because I'm moving on I won't forget You were the one that was wrong I know I need to step up and be strong Don't patronize me Have you forgotten Everything that I wanted Do you forget it now You never got It Do you get it now Gotta get away There's no point in thinking about yesterday It's too late now It won't ever be the same We're so different now I know I wanna run away I know I wanna run away Run away If only I could run away If only I could run away Run away I told you waht i wanted I I told you waht i wanted What I wanted But I was forgotten I won't be forgotten Never Again I got a boyfrined named Matt. I am very in love with him. we have been together for almost two years now. He treats me like a Queen. I also have a sister and one brother and a step brother. Dont Mess with me they will KICK ur A$$.
I stand alone By Starks7783 I stand alone no one around walking these streets all through this town and im thinking about you and its not helping my mood wondering what i shouldve said and what i didnt do. i stand alone i look to the sky all of the stars shine so bright but there all out of view compared to you wondering what your beauty does that they could never do. i stand alone a man with no pride and all of these scars are so hard to hide but there all caused by you and you know that its true try to hide these tears i've cried but theres nothing i can do!!! Thats life By Starks7783 "A mother moans, A baby cries, A doctor slaps your ass!" A bright light a black moon not a bit of sense you walk through a doorway but your given no pretense and as you grow much older you mission becomes clear you thik that you have seen it all and begin to shed a tear CHORUS Thats life Thats life your born warm and you die cold yea
The Isle Of Old Fucks, Oops I Mean Old Folks
have ya ever been in line at a grocery store behind one of those old bitches, that claims she's shopped at the store longer than it even existed, and complains about every time i come here they got a new cashier and i gotta wait in line, bla bla bla, well, my answer to her old ass, is "were ya born a virgin or a professional at it, and further more the store hasn't been around a hundred years like your decrepit old ass has been, so shut the fuck up, and quit making the new cashier more nervous than they already are, and further more, if ya know who's new then either get the hell out of line and go to a cashier ya know, or have ya pissed all of them off with you sour ass attitude, or just get the hell out of line out of my damned way, the moral of the story we are all new to everything in life once. so if ya see one of these old fucks, i mean old folks in line bitchin, ask them "were ya born a virgin, or a professional at it?" that'll shut them the fuck up. robert if you shop
New Friends
another one of my friends has come to fubar...YAY!!! Please show him love... and yes ladies, he is single... =-)~ shep@ fubar Another real life friend joins us on Fubar. He’s new to fubar and learning the ropes. Please welcome him to Fubar by showing him luv. chromedome16@ fubar
Porn Members
Interesting how many female members on here are actually promoting their porn web sites. For some it's so obvious they're even posting the web address in their "about me" section. Guess there's no filtering going on. LOL Bob When I was good, I was very very good but when I was bad I was better. A hard man... is good to find Too much of a good thing... can be wonderful I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. Good sex is like good Bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me I used to be Snow White... but I drifted Sex is emotion in motion Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesn't rain She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success... wrong by wrong When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
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Happy Holidays!!
I have a Christmas tree on my page and I would like to invite all my friends and family to stop by and show some love... maybe even copy it and get your OWN tree on your page so others can spread the love. Happy Holidays to all!!!! Rebelgirl
Friends W/ Benefits
hey every one i wont be online for a while I been sittin' here starin' At the clock on the wall And I been layin' here prayin' Prayin' she won't call It's just another call from home And you'll get it and be gone And I'll be cryin' And I'll be beggin' you, baby Beg you not to leave But I'll be left here waitin' With my heart on my sleeve Oh, for the next time we'll be here Seems like a million years And I think I'm dyin' What do I have to do to make you see She can't love you like me Why don't you stay I'm down on my knees I'm so tired of bein' lonely Don't I give you what you need When she calls you to go There is one thing you should know We don't have to live this way Baby, why don't you stay You keep tellin' me, baby There will come a time When you will leave her arms And forever be in mine But I don't think that's the truth And I don't like bein' used And I'm tired 'a waitin' It's too much pain to have to bear To love a man you have to s
The Moods of a Woman An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, A woman is a bundle of contradiction, She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, But will tackle a stranger alone in the house. Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose, She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose, She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk, She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk, At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad, She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad. EE Cummings - i carry your heart i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)i am never without it(anywhere i go you go,my dear;and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling) i fear no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true) and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root a
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The Spirit Behind Christmas
Dear Children, It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this time of the year and that it was some of your predecessors who decided to celebrate My birthday on what was actually a time of pagan festival. Although I do appreciate being remembered anytime How I personally feel about this celebration can probably be most easily understood by those of you who have been blessed with children of your own. I don't care what you call the day. If you want to celebrate My birth, just GET ALONG AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER. Now, having said that let Me go on. If it bothers you that the town in which you live doesn't allow a scene depicting My birth, then just get rid of a couple of Santas and snowmen and put in a small Nativity scene on your own front lawn. If all My followers did that there wouldn't be any need for such a s
Just My Thoughts
Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another. He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with him. Whenever the King faced a problem, he could confide in her, and she would help him get through the difficult times. The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, he did not love the first wife. Although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her! One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short. He thought of his luxurious life and wondered, I now have four wives with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone."
Far From Heaven
far from heaven ive reasoned my whole life away ive sought and ive seen and ive wanted but couldnt find faith i know there must be a way back but i just cant find the way i just dont know about you give me a sign or at least something that i can see ive heard all the stories but still dont know what to believe ive been told im headed for hell but i just dont know how to feel i just dont know about you far from heaven ive reasoned my whole life away if you're there i beg of you let me be saved im down on my knees and i pray to you come and show me the way i just dont know about miclang music2007 Rate my poem, Go here please go here and rate my poem

sorry if i missed any b-days on my list i was moving LIBRA-GOOD IN BED (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - THE SEX ADDICT (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with!!! 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LEO - THE SEX MANIAC (7/23-8/22) Very talkative. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible. Most caring person you'll ever meet! however not the k
Gone For Awhile
hey.... new pics!! please check em out and rate em Hey all... Just wanted to let ya'll know I wont be online for awhile. I hope to be back on soon, just dont know how soon. Dont forget to come by my page and leave sum luvin.... I'll getcha back when I get back online... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!!!! luv ya!!!!!!!!!!
Asshat Of The Week!
Brittany Spears is my asshot for the week, possibly the year. How many children can you have before you get the "mother thing" down right? My advice to Brittany... 1. Babies have carseats for a reason. 2. Your children might be less confused about mommy if she would move back to the trailer park. 3. Dont take pics of your pregnant body, unless you are gonna make your own pornsite. 4. Get your tubes tied. 5. Buy motherhood for dummies! Vanilla Van Winkle- Vanilla becoming pumk rocker is like Gary Coleman become Gangsta Sorry bud, hard core is not you! A wise man once said that you can work on your car but your not a mechanic- you can bake a cake but not be a baker- you can put on a band-aid but not be a doctor... But if you fuck one goat- your always a goat fucker. You, Asshat of the week will always be Vanilla Ice Ice Baby cruising in your 5.0...
I just wanted to drop a short note to say thank you to everyone that stopped by my page and showed me some love. I appreciated all the condolences after my grandmothers passing. You guys all the best, I love you all. Ice Four Candles for You by Unknown The first candle represents our grief. The pain of losing you is intense. It reminds us of the depth of our love for you. This second candle represents our courage. To confront our sorrow, To comfort each other, To change our lives. This third candle we light in your memory. For the times we laughed, The times we cried, The times we were angry with each other, The silly things you did, The caring and joy you gave us. This fourth candle we light for our love. We light this candle that your light will always shine. As we enter this holiday season and share this night of remembrance with our family and friends. We cherish the special place in our hearts that will always be reserved for you. We thank you f
"a Memory Locked In Time" & "friendship"
I walk into the room and see mummy sleeping So peaceful as she’s lying there more beautiful than my eyes have ever seen. Her hair as black as a stallion, Her skin so soft and fair, Her dress the color of jade. Her pillow soft as sateen, The blanket to her hips with her hands folded neatly. The yellow roses by her side that say “We’ll miss you mummy; Love Bridgette and Daniel” Then I look at grandma and ask “Why is everyone weeping” She looks at me and says “Isn’t she pristine? I couldn’t find her favorite medallion. Do you like the way they did her hair? Do you know she loved giving medical aid? She always liked drinking the tea that was green. She always did things so sweetly. Did you know she was going to get a little toy spaniel?” I look back at her and say “Grandma you have not answered me.” “What do you mean?” “Why is everyone weeping when mummy is just sleeping?” “Your mummy is not sleeping my dear she went to live in heaven.” “Your mummy is not waking
For My Fu-friends (12)
The following is for all my friends here at FU that have supported and commented my writings in the past. hope you all enjoy, leave me love and comments to let me know. -------------------------------------------------- After all the time we’ve known each other through FUBAR, we finally decide it’s time to meet. I book a flight to your home town and catch a cab to the hotel we have agreed to use for our first encounter. Prior to leaving I had emailed you with your instructions. Upon arriving at the hotel, I walk to the counter and ask if my “wife” has already checked in, Ms. Slaverton. The desk clerk informs me that you have, hands me my passkey and directs me to room 2323. So far, all is according to my plan. I catch the elevator to the 23rd floor and use my key to enter the room. As my eyes adjust, I see that you have followed my instructions to the letter. The bed is turned down; the lights are all off except one, which is set to low. The in-room radio is set to
I know there is a saying you have to go through the bad to get to the good. I am stressed because there are alot of things you look for in a man and when you find that one you want to be with you hold yourself back. You can't allow your feelings to let go that much because of all the bad ones you have had. You question if he is committed to you or is he running game with you. Why do let the past hound us in new realtionships. We wonder if that someone new is going to do us like the others did. True love is so very hard to find. That person that going to go through it with you, thick or thin. You will be the apple of that person's eyes. The person that you can't picture life without. That's true love. The kinda love that makes you feel yal are the only two in that point in time. The kinda love that you don't have to say how you feel, it's all in your eyes and the way yal look at each other. LOVE!!!! My heart was broken today. Have you ever loved someone enough to let them go because if
The College Life
its like myspace but u get paid to do the same thing.... You have been invited to join by callie morris. When you join, you will be instantly connected to callie and callie's friends. Click the link below to join. What is Yuwie? ================= First off, Yuwie is 100% FREE. Yuwie is like any other "connect with friends" or social networking site. But we have one major difference. Use Yuwie - Get Paid! Yuwie pays you to blog, upload pictures, refer friends, chat, hang out, etc. its like myspace but u get paid to do the same thing.... You have been invited to join by callie morris. When you join, you will be instantly connected to callie and callie's friends. Click the link below to join. What is Yuwie? ================= First off, Yuwie is 100% FREE. Yuwie is like any other "connect with friends" or social networking site. But we have one major
Freakin' Life...
When is a friendship truely over? I sit here and wonder that sometimes. I have a friend who we used to be closer than sisters. Whatever went wrong in my life, she would be there for me, and vice versa. Ever since I have been with my husband (the past 7 years) weve been at odds off and on again. I ran back into her and we became good friends again. But as soon as my husband is around, she finds excuses for why she can't hang with me. She promises time and time again for us to hang out just the two of us. But then she brings along another person or friend, and I can never have a heart to heart with her. I honestly don't know what to think anymore. Does she not want to be my friend anymore, or is it she dislikes my husband, and feels uncomfortable around him? And if she does dislike him, he's my husband, and wether or not he's a dick at times, I still love him, and I still believe in our wedding vows! Is it time for me to end this friendship, or should I just chalk it up to we don't see e
i can't resist nor refuse the thrill of lust you bring me the contradictions taking me down down to the darker side of me the insecurity is my fear to loose a part of me a pray of courage reaching my mind forgive me for my sins get down on your knees when i command lay back and take waht's yours to have i know exactly what to do to reach a higher level of you the feeling of loosing control to do what you desire trembling from the shame you bring you wanna make me beg for more touch me, fill me do what you please you're in control of me the only things i hate to love my god of pleasure get down on your knees when i command lay back and take waht's yours to have i know exactly what to do to reach a higher level of you a higher level of you get down... get down on your knees when i command lay back and take waht's yours to have i know exactly what to do to reach a higher level of you A higher level of you... And when life seems to be complet
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For All That Is Wondering
Well she will be fine,Doc says its just a really bad boo She will be ok in a few days,her knee is swollen and bruised bad...Im so glad it was nothing serious Thank you so much for your concerns huggssss My daughter fell on her knee in athletics today...its looking worse then I thought so I am on my way to take her to ER ....wish us luck...I hate the wait alone is enough to make you ill I will fill you in when I get back Huggsssss
Whats Up
Has your kids ever said something to you that really made you sit back and think about where your life is heading? My son came up to me and out of the blue said something that made me think just that. I know that they say kids no more than what we think they do. I found out that was so true. My son is only 8 year old and sometimes he reminds me that I am still alive lol. Both of my boys are really good kids. They surprise me sometimes by the things they say and how they act. Ok this is my last blog for today lol. Hey everyone Just thought I would get this blog thing going lol. Anyway Not much been going on here in the boring state of Indiana. They are talking about more snow tonight and to be honest I hate the snow. well I really do not know what more to put down on here so I will just end it here.
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm
I was wondering what the deal was with some guys. I like to think I am a nice person as a whole. Since becoming a member of FUBAR, I have seen the ugly side of a few guys. As my friends on here know, I like to have people that want to be on my friends list have a profile that is filled out. When I get a friends request, the first thing I do is look at that persons profile. If they have it filled out, I grant the request. However if they didn't care to take the time to fill one out, I deny them.By that, I mean having a few pictures and some kind of narrative written , just to give it a more personal touch. I think that is reasonable. I am not on FUBAR to make points for having the most friends. I am after quality NOT quantity when it comes to friends. In denying some guys, I have been subjected to some mean , spiteful and cruel comments. One did this and then blocked me before I could answer him. Wow, what a real man he was. Others resort to name calling. Now why, I ask, would I ever wa
Lsu Christmas
I was laughing so hard Twenty four days before Christmas, in a state in the south, Les Miles was pissed as he opened his mouth.“Miles to Michigan,” was reported as fact. To which Miles responded, “Herbie you don’t know jack!” The Tigers had suffered a gut wrenching loss, At the hands of McFadden and the rest of the hogs. And Bo in his sweatshirt, and Miles in his Hat. Were determined to prove they were better than that! When the Tennessee Vols ran out on the field, There were ruckus applause from the mentally ill. Still in the locker room, Les told his team, “This season ain’t over. We still have a dream.” The hurt throwing arm of QB Matt Flynn Meant Ryan was the man they put their faith in. Then the fans all heard, what Les said in the Dome. “I ain’t goin’ anywhere. I’m happy. I’m Home!” The fans were still thinking “This might be a trick.”‘til someone pointed out “Hey, this guy ain’t Nick!” The Hat took the field for this championship game, And he brought all
Game Problems
You say you are not trying to single out Christians and this what most people say right b4 we take a swift kick to the ass, 'because other religions haven't looked down on others or discriminated against others' (dripping sarcasm of course)not like the Aztecs maybe or the Ancient Egyptians or maybe even some of the other pantheons Greeks, Romans, no we cant pick on them why because their religions don't exist any more for the most part, and we as Christians grin and bear it, you know, if some one is Islamic/Muslim and they commit a act of violence in the name of their religion, they are considered radicals or an isolated faction, but if some group out in who knows where kills some one in the name of Christianity then we are all to blame, when some one tells me they are Pagan, Buddhist, Taoist, or other wise spiritual I am curious I want to know more I want to engage in conversation , how ever the moment I mention I am Christian the look of distaste or look of knowing like they know al
Don't remember where I found this. Enjoy. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling “Movie!, Movie!”? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them? Did Adam and Eve have navels? Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip? Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window? Do fish get cramps when they swim after eating? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Do one-legged ducks swim in circles? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's? Does the little mermaid wear an algebra? Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a l
Do You Hate Christians???
okay, here's what I believe in: ~ the Golden Rule ~ Kindness and Equality (to those who extend the same!) ~ Free Will (INCLUDING freedom of thought!) THESE are the tenets of the Christian faith, no matter how far the zealots have strayed from the basics. I dont think ANYONE has a problem with these few principles! In fact, these are what the liberals cry for each time they open their collective mouth!'s the part where people start to squirm, eventually leading to protest: ~ crime and punishments ~ nucleic family values ~ morality based upon decency (and the right to be offended by what we view as INdecent!) **** and here folks is the kicker>>>>>>> ~~ETERNAL CONSEQUENCES OF SIN!!!!!! but WAIT!!! isn't it logical that if we do-away with the definition of sin, then we can no longer be held accountable for it??? WHAT A CONCEPT!!!!!!!! My concept, plain and simple, is this: If there is nothing after this, and we do not set our
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The Howls Love
Rolling, flowing smooth black road trailing endlessly under the moon, a pitched shreek sailing along waves of cloudes. A brisk night, crisp taste sends lips licking red swollen lips. Black hair swaying side to side just enough to tickle her waist as she sways her hips slowly and suductively, arms reaching towards luna moon. Her wispers fast and rasping with gasps every so often. Her tiny cat like nose twitching as pesky pixies are fluttering all around her, pinching, prodding and poking her as she tries to call out darkness. peckish perskinskey pixies plodding angerling at her, then suddening a thunderously loud roar pours out a howl deafing the world around about. She breathes slowly and moves towards to the beast, as the pixies split buzzing away into the forrest pissed off at her. As she bends down to the beast as it growls at her. backing slowly away the beast stares at her intensely into her dark green eyes, seemed to have felt forever only it was in within moments that
The Name Game
Cum Vote For Me Plzzz
My First
I sit with this riff in my head and a drink in my hand not worth drinking a note not sung nor a though not said nor worth thinking I sit and drink and think and stink cause showers are for not stinking girl grab that chest lest we invest in thoughts not worth thinking I sigh and take break! I love this time that I can't find crimes in rhymimg or that what's worth taking all these thoughts I lost and now costs so much more than their ranking think of me now, as an amount that's worth more than the taking I show up watch the games and see so much love, more produced in commercials than promoted in the love for love making that hasn't been yet a bite, I bite my lip in the hopes that it's all worthis worth this time it's been taking, this is all in hopes for a hope that the most exhausted and time consuming thought worth faking! Things are not going so well for me I think I need some advice
this chick and i use the word losely is stealing pix and reposting them on her page keep an eye out for her bigdrawers@ fubar this cheap ass punk got me to add him then bailed on me What a Dick CASH@ fubar
Look At What My Friend Made Me!
Ok ya'll - I have been blessed by a Angel to have a friend like my friend -G- there is nobody like him! I tell ya - no one an shake a stick to him. So I am placing this in my blog for all of Fubar to see =) well, anyone who looks at my blogs anyway =)... So a huge Thank You to my viewers and my friend Catch & Release look at my gift for a lifetime! Don't be afraid to click on the pic-his work is amazing! Rate him ya'll!!! Hope you all enjoy it as much as I have! ~*~Angel Baby~*~
For Me Please
hey i need a few girls for fun to come and have fun with us hey ppl my wife wants to win this please help me bomb her to win its only 15k comments
American Pie
Im still trying to learn the words to aud lyne scyne before the advent of the New Year, Hoping that this year I might actually stay awake when the ball drops or the bottle of wine is opened whichever comes first. maybe this coming year I will be able to actually keep my resolutions, They being THAT I WILL MAKE NO RESOLUTIONS. Seems simple enough. Maybe I will find that that New Years resolution is Easy to keep. Im almost relieved that 2007 is nearly over, I look forward to 2008, hoping that it might prove to be a much better year. Even though 2007 wasn't all that bad.Anyway I wish all of you on FUBAR a wonderful New Year!!! Sometime within the last fifteen years, it seems that we have lost our minds. we've all gone crazy. Maybe its the air we breath or maybe its the food we eat. nyway we seem to have become a society of obese fruitcakes. Seems we can't even go shopping in a Mall for Christmas without getting our butts blown away by some duranged phsyco lunatick. Is nothing safe? Ne
Club Adrenaline
HEy yall come check out club Adrenaline with the hotest djs on air Dj lick_da_cat Dj night rider Dj minx Dj Dragonman2001 And more Greatest music played all the time! We are also looking for staff of all sorts so plz stop buy and give us a visit. Were always welcoming new members to the Family. hey yall come on and chill and rock out with us a t club adrenaline with dj night rider on air right now
My Auction!!!
hers the link for the auction :) THIS IS WHAT I AM OFFERING, Fu-Owned by "you in my profile. Rate all pics,stash & blogs. 1 SFW salute 1 NSFW salute (your choice). Permanent pimping blog. Spot on my page for 2 months. and 1 cherry bomb from Abby. Auction opens Monday morning!! well posts a now blog win i git the link hop to see ya!!! :)
Help Him Level
ya know, if you are gonna go visiting peoples pages, even just a quick peek, be nice and at least rate them and/or a couple pics for visiting, i do it everytime i go to a page, at least they get points for me visiting.. i see a lo of people wont even do that they are just nosy and rude... if your not gonna rate, please dont visit........give me your opinion.. come help a friend level, he helped me level and i am trying to return the favor... thanks friends.. bratt
I was driving home this morning from taking my youngest son to school, and I was channel surfing the radio, and I came across a song that I had never heard but recognized the singer. So I thought I would listen... By the end of the song I was so damn mad that i was in tears. How can singers and songwriters keep putting this shit out there to try and justify the deaths of our men and women, that are dying every day in this "War for Control"... I understand that some people in their narrow, fucked up mind, think these songs give a sense of comfort. That when a soldier dies they go to a better place, and their sacrifice was for freedom so that makes it ok. WELL FUCK THAT!!! AND ANYONE THAT BELIEVES THAT CAN FUCK OFF!!! I am the mother of a soldier, and i thank my blessed stars every day that he is not currently deployed. But I wake up every day wondering if today will be the day he gets that call and I lose my child. Yes I understand that It was his choice to enlist, and i under
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I've been in a pissy mood recently. You ever get in one of those moods where nothing will make you happy? Well, short of two porn stars and a bottle of vodka. Seriously. I'm ready for spring, warmth and a little fun. Anyone wanna go on a road trip to somewhere warm? I sure as hell do. Just thougth I'd put something on here. I'm having a blast on fubar and I'd like to thank Dawn, the Motherf#cking Princess for hooking me up. I picked the blog name because someone thought it was funny I used the word "dude" in my profile. That's me, just a dude.
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SO ya wanna see my NSFW pics, well ya needs 2 add me, rate me, fan me and then we will talk seeing them. Also I accept bribes and gifts, hey a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. I take fubucks, gift blast, happy hours, tickers ect... But no ya don't have 2 do that 2 see em, just add/rate/fan me and then ask me 2 see them please I start a new Job mon pays wells and good hours. So holla back
The sun was just starting to rise as we stepped across the small gap between the docks and my 31 foot Crestliner boat. The early mornng air had a slight chill to it, which was not uncommon around these parts for early June. The dew still hung on the leaves of the trees that provided all the shade that was required on the dock like a child clinging to its mother. I held the gate open for her in a gesture of the chivalry that so many people today mock. Smiling she did a mock curtsy and said, "Thank you kind sir." Tipping my invisible hat and smiling I replied in my best British accent, "Anything for milady." Giggling slightly with a rouge tint to her obvious blush, she breached the four inch gap to the carpeted deck of the boat. Handing up the cooler and the various bags of towels, cds, and plastic silverware, she sat them down as I jumped up onto the deck. Locking the gate into place, I couldn't help but feeling watched. I turned to see her blue eyes boring into me. If at any
I Need A Witnes For My Fubar Wedding
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Love U
If Only You Knew... If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in retur
Vote For Me Plz? :)
okies ppl.....I need your help now......the contest is open......I have helped alot of ppl in contests and to level i am asking for a lil help in return.....heres the link.....i am keeping track of the names for Santa LOL thank you :) hi ya'll :) this is my first contest...and i would soooooo appreciate it if u would drop me a few votes :) I promise to tell Santa how helpful u were LOL I saw ya'll on Santas naughty list so i know u could use a good word with him LOL The contest starts tonight at 9pm is the link: thanks sooooooo much! xoxoxo Brandy
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I'm addicted to DR Pepper 2. I prefer to have females as friends 3. I love Battle Star Galacticia 4. I love to hit the lake on my boat 5. I am a Band Geek Dad (Band Boosters) 6. I am a hopeless romantic 7. I still play soccer pretty good even at my age 8. I collect Beanie Bears (they might be worth some money some day) 9. I am ready for my mid life crisis (Camaro Here I come). 10. I LIKE CAKE I'm tagging: Ghostrider Just Katie Mae Sher Miss Angel MsMississippi It is becomming quite apparent that there is alot of drama that goes on on here. I figure once my VIP runns out I will give some lucky person all my FU Bucks and delete my account. I have met some wonderful people on here, AND TO MY TRUE FRIENDS, YOU KNOW HOW TO REACH ME!!
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there is an auction going on now. it started today and ends friday. follow the link below to vote. but you must have a salute to vote. there are more things i will do but it is writen in the comments. Thanks Well i am in an auction starting monday and ends friday. so please go check it out and place a bid on me please follow the link below to find out more. thank you
you know i'm so tired of big gorgeous women being told how fat they are. It sickens me, and breaks my heart to know BBW's get made fun of so much by society. Why can't people get to know that BBW person they make fun of and see the inner beauty they posses and know that they want to be accepted like everyone else in society! Guys give a BBW a chance and maybe, just maybe you might see there inner beauty, and getting to know her, and like that person for who she is and realize that you hurt all BBW's by making jokes or giving dirty stairs to a gorgeous BBW! I love all plus size women and all girls 150lbs and heavier so if your a BBW add me as a friend
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Latinas and Latinos, We have a new artist!!!!!!! The tags will remain the same. The only thing that changed is the font. If you would like a new tag, please let her know!!!!! and remember to rate her Mafia ablum!!!!! lïckëTy§plïT~ØwnërÐï×ïëlï¶üØr§~cØ-Øwnër@§ØüThërnrëbël~ŧ§Å§ïn@prïvÅTëbürrØw~ïnÐëpënÐënTfÅmïly~ @ fubar payneja01 aka "God-Father" of the Latina Mafia I see my blogs got more attention then my bullitens. So I will post both a bulliten, and a blog. On behave of Brown Eyed Girl and MR MOSTUNDERATED, I would like to welcome you to the Latina Mafia. It is our goal to have the best social network of Friends, Family, and Fans on CT. I want this to be a positive experience to all. The Latina Mafia is ment to be purely social. This is not a bombing or rating club. We as the Latina Mafia Leadership make no demands. The only thing we request is that your screen name say ~Proud Member of the Latina Mafia~ and the proper pic somewhere on your page, (woman lying
Can You Say Annoying?
Can I go away with you for just a moment in time? When the clock stand still and all I can feel is your heart close to mine. My anger subsides when our worlds collide, and pain is no longer an issue. Only for when I see you disappear into the night, if only you knew how much I miss you. Your sorrow is hidden and your eyes look so tired, can I take you to a place where only you can be admired? Your hands are so gentle and your voice so calming and wise. I wish that for just a moment we both had no ties. So take me away to our secret place where we can be alone, before I wake from this dream only to find that you are gone. WHY IS IT THAT IT IS EVERYDAY I SEE YOUR FACE AND ALL THE UNFORGETABLE TIMES THAT I CAN NOT ERASE YOUR VOICE I STILL HEAR LIKE BEES STINGING INTO MY MIND I FEEL LIKE I AM RELIVING ALL THE MOMENTS WE HAD, ALL AT ONE TIME I STILL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS EVERY NIGHT I JUST WANT TO GRAB THE ILLUSION AND HOLD IT TIGHT I AM LOST IN A
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TAPS If any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which taps was played; this brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something Every American should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, but I checked it out and it's true: We in the United States have all heard the haunting song, "Taps". It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings. Reportedly, it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison's Landing in Virginia. The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land. During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken man back for medical attention. Cra
Christmas Wrapping Wiff The Cats Lol ..
1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door. 3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe. 4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper. 5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard. 6. Go to drawer and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc. 7. Lay out present and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed. 8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit, and collect string. 9. Remove present from bag. 10. Remove cat from bag. 11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present. 12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size. 13. Cut the paper to size, trying to keep the cutting line straight. 14. Throw away first sheet because cat tried to chase the scissors and tore paper. 15. Cut second sheet of paper to size by putting cat in the bag the presen
sometimes when you cry no one sees youre tears sometimes when you are in pain no one sees your hurt sometimes when you are worried no one sees your stress sometimes when you are happy no one sees your smile BUT WHEN YOU FART JUST ONE TIME AND EVERYBODY KNOWS. hope all u mothers enjoy your day today
That Special Someone
It's been a long time since i had a man in my life, it's seriously time to start looking for one. i am not asking for much, only that he be responsible in every way, and want to walk beside me not behind me, be spontanious when thinking of me. love me for who i am and what i have become in my life. be there when things aren't going so great. be somewhat of a family man. someone thats not afraid to try new things in life, it doesnt have to be sexually, but would be nice lol. would love for him to just be himslef at all times. criteria for application: 1. be yourself at all times 2. have a great sense of humor 3. be responsiable 4. matureity is a must more to be added as i get to know you.... oh and be at least over the age of - - lol That Special Someone That Special Someone Is the person that can sweep me off my Feet not knowing that they have. That Special Someone Would know everything that there is To know about me That Special Someone Would know my
Leave Me Some Love
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They made their way through the house, through the softly lit parlor with abundant pillows and the big screen television, sound muted. Most bodies were upright but some were already horizontal and squirming — all were naked. He had a nice build, with well-groomed pubic hair a testament to his regard for genitalia. Pierced nipples, too. Very nice. She was much smaller, with a delicate snatch. Great succulent nipples. Her cafe' au lait complexion suggested her ancestral roots were somewhere in South America. I'm a sucker for cafe' au lait. The man was the first to notice the steady stream of porn being played on the wide screen but the woman saw that the coffee table was strewn with glossy nudie magazines. Steps from the kitchen, where voices and laughter suggested friendly interaction, she had a small panic attack and clutched his arm. I couldn't hear what they said but I can only assume that the steady visual stream of tits, asses, cocks, pussies, moans, and slippery sloshing
I Am Woman
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?
Rules ok guys so instead of trying to find a chick willing too here is a site you can go to for free 24/7 free shows. 1st .. I am not a piece of meat. Im sick of all the sexual comments in sb and mailbox. 2nd...shoutbox is only for family.. dont ask to be added. 3rd...Not looking for a relationship 4th..... lock photos are staying locked and no one will see them not even family not ask for my yahoo msn or any other messenger 6th. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR PEE PEE
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Sex Stories
Fucked by another Man while my Man watches It was late on a Saturday night at the hottest club in the city, and I was dancing my heart out on the dance floor. My boyfriend was there, although he wasn’t much for the dancing. He preferred to watch me dance wit other people, other men. The sight of my tight ass grinding against another man’s cock drove him wild. I wound up dancing in between these three guys, all of which were feeling my body sensually as I grinded against the three of their huge cocks. One asked me if it was ok for him to reach up my shirt and grab on to my big ass titties… I of course, turned to my man for approval. I walked over to him, “Hey baby,” I said seductively “One of those guys over there wants to feel my tits baby but I thought I would ask you first.” The look of pleasure in his eyes was enough to tell me, but I had to hear it from his mouth. “I would love to watch your titties get felt up by another man… you have such sexy tits baby I want everyon
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Boxing Op Eds By: Vitto
Written By: Music Recording Artist & Former Top Welterweight Boxer from Philly: VITTO Taking early odds on the Joe Calzaghe vs. Bernard Hopkins fight.... Line em up and lay down your dough. I'm pickin one of the top 3 pound for pound fighters in the world, Joe Calzaghe. If Calzaghe ca muster up the same effert he did when he totally destroyed Jeff Lacy, he will rip the old man Hopkins to shreds. I have not seen a man get so totally dominated for every single round as I did when Calzaghe crushed Lacy since Larry Holmes played taps and dismantelled Tex Randal Cobb's face. Calzaghe would have done a similar distruction act on Kessler if not for 2 things. 1. Kessler is a better fighter than Lacy and it is very possible that at age 35 and almost 36, Joe Calzaghe's best fights are behind him now. What a shame this is. Calzaghe should have come and faught in the U.S.A. and made his mark here about 10 years ago. if he did, he would have been a household name and
Tequila And Salt
Anyone who has gone through the agony of losing someone he/she loves so much will still wish against all odds to have that love back again. But sometimes a love lost is a love gone forever. No amount of hope can bring back to life a relationship that just died a natural death. Set yourself free, let your heart spread its wings and fly. Remember, it may rain for 40 days and 40 nights, but still it will not rain forever. One day the pouring will stop and there will be plenty of branches where you can find rest. One of these is where you will build your nest and start over again. It’s never too late. you may find love and lose it but, WHEN LOVE DIES YOU NEVER DIE WITH IT. You cannot be a redeemer all your life. The best way to weigh a relationship is through the test of fire. You cannot be a sober with your mistake forever. We all fall and make wrong decisions but our blunders are not meant to bury us deep in misery but to teach us the valued lessons of life. Loving is always a learning
Happy Hour
Hey everyone, I really want my first Happy Hour, here's what I'm offering for the person who gets if for me. 1. You will be added to my family permantly 2. I will give you my IM and we can chat 3. Will do live stip show on cam plus more 4. Will make you several nsfw salutes 5. Something of your choice
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I hope as of this coming Monday the dream of helping people out does come about . The general concept will be helping people out and not getting paid for it , it is on the concept of the old barter system , a favor for a favor . But I have ran into a possible snag , I have friends and family who thinks I am not able to do anything on my own. I had operated this way before amd now I figure its time to do it again. I will find out Monday what the extent of the damage is on my left hand. The swelling has gone down much, I am still having problems gripping things. I have managed to handle things pretty well though. I am considered a survivor ,and I will prevail over this
Small Annoyances
The biggest thing that annoys me in fubar. The bouncer check. I understand its function and its need, but it annoys me when I try to rate a bunch of pictures and BOING there's the bouncer. WHY! GEEZ I'm only rating pictures. I'm not going that freaking fast! GRR. Oh well. Another annoyance - whenever I am doing something, say rating a picture or moving from one thing to another, I will inevitably see someone interesting in the top bar, or in the blast that looks interesting, but then the screen changes and POOF they're gone. Dangit. OH well again. There's plenty more where they came from. OH another big one. Fake people. Anyone that posts pictures and pretend that it's them. Come on, what's the point of that! Be yourself people! I mean, damn! I am not an Adonis, I don't claim to have a 10 incher, I am me. Don't like it? Fine, go away. I'm not here to have 10,000 friends. I'm here to have fun. Illiteracy and poor English. At least act like you have an 8th grade education! Co
Why I Love Her
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour
Trivia , Update .
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Poems And Such
Remembered Joy Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free! I follow the plan God laid for me. I saw His face, I heard His call, I took His hand and left it all... I could not stay another day, To love, to laugh, to work or play; Tasks left undone must stay that way. And if my parting has left a void, Then fill it with remembered joy. A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss... Ah yes, these things I, too, shall miss. My life's been full, I've savoured much: Good times, good friends, a loved-one's touch. Perhaps my time seemed all too brief— Don't shorten yours with undue grief. Be not burdened with tears of sorrow, Enjoy the sunshine of the morrow. Do Not Stand at My Grave and Weep Do not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there... I do not sleep. I am the thousand winds that blow... I am the diamond glints on snow... I am the sunlight on ripened grain... I am the gentle autumn rain. When you waken in the morning's hush, I am the swift uplifting rush Of
I want to meet a lady, i have been single for to long I would like to meet someone around columbus,MS or West Point , MS
Chapter 26
Chapter 26 I drove a few miles down the road before realizing how fast I was driving. I was crying so hard I could barely see so I slowed down and pulled over to the curb. I had to get control of myself! I cried for a while as I lay my head on the steering wheel; tears dripping onto my lap. When the worst of my outburst was over, and I calmed down a little, I sat there for a few minutes to regroup. I wanted the tears to stop but they wouldn’t. I gave myself the choice, ‘You can either wait here until you get it all out, or you can go home. Suck it up Char! Get your ass home!’ When I looked in the mirror and noticed how red and puffy my eyes had already become. I cursed Marc under my breath for doing this to me and making me feel this way. I found a Kleenex and wiped my face as I waited for the next car to pass, then pulled back out onto the road. I was unable to stop crying as I drove on, and all the while hoping I would. Through a foggy vision I realized I had final
Talking Cow
In Plato's Republic, Socrates explains to Polymarchus the paradoxes of justice, by examining who has it and why and what its intentions can do when placed in the right or wrong hands. He says, "The boxer who is most skilled in offense will also be most skilled in defense. The doctor who is most capable of protecting us from disease is also the one who is most capable of infecting us. The soldier who guards the fort well will also be good at raiding the enemy's camp." I thought about this as I watched... To finish reading Click here. So everytime I am about to eat a hamburger, I watch the burger turn into a cow, and we have a conversation. COW: Mooo. Don't eat me. I'm a cow. WOLF: (Wipes ketchup off the cow's face, and looks closer). COW: So - "Wolf" - you realize that it is bad to eat me for countless reasons - reasons like saving the rainforests (that require more grazing fields for livestock), health concerns over red meat (that raises your cholesterol), and simply, t
Cheap Bastards
This guy is stealing my pics and puitting them on his site....yall should make him pay for me...what a jackoff..."frehgtliner"... To Those 4 Guys that said I aint worth 500 fubucks...if I was a real bitch, I would post your profile to show the other people on you really & rude..
In My Head
A great vortex in my head Pain ripping thru my veins Fire, reaching from my soul A pleasure to feel loves desire Dream of beauty in the fields of fantasia The dark warrior Finds his shining light But the wind in my ear speaks to me of and endless fear that has now forever sealed my fate I lived for love and all it brought was pain and now my love I shall die in vain. I live my life day by day In agony, for the suffering to end And in my heart I fight for my life For my three little souls, to do whats right Fire in my blood A monster, afraid to become My dragon spirit, calming my rage Back into the shadow, my personal cage. And in my heart where the shadow springs life now suffers a drought as my energy absorbs into the fight Bless on to me the power of the people free the wiccan magick I need of thee Help me find the love I pray to the stars above Let all you kind people hear me Support and guidance, I need of thee Blessed be my tear
Yeah Its my life In my own words!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for? Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? When they know they'e your heart And you know you are their armor And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you? And everything you stand for, turns on you despites you? What happens when you become the main source of her pain? "Daddy go to now to work..... "Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?" I don't know go play Jack&Emma babys, your Daddy's busy Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her That's The Bandit ya bandit need to be hard. And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of m
A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may be regular HomeDepotcustomers.Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while outshopping.Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.Here's how the scam works:Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car asyouare packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping yourwindshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling outoftheir skimpy tee shirts. It is impossible not to look.When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No'  and instead askyou for a ride to another Home Depot.You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start havingsexwith each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat andperforms oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, threetimesjust yesterday, and
*BORROWED FROM THE BULLYS* When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The first thing you do when you wake up is turn the puter on, and there ya go, wow wee, th
Own Me!
Dane Cook In Denver Tonight!
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 C0ck of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me b!tch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because
sEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! Ladies TiTLE iT "BOYFRiEND APPLiCATiON" Fellas TiTLE iT "" GiRLFRiEND APPLiCATION Some of these questions are dumbe so feel free to add some of your own, of course answer and then have me fill it out! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Birthday:. 5. Hobbies: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. Would you ever ask me out? 5. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 6. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 7. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 8.Would you walk on the beach with me? 9. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 10. Do you/have you talked about me? 11. Do you think I'm a good person? 12. Would u take a nap with me? 13.Do you think I'm cute? 14. If you could change anything about me -would you? 15.Would you dance with me? 16.Would you c
Carly Simon
Sexy Stalker
These are My lovely Sexy Stalkers... show them some love, they will return it back!! TãTT³Ð&þ³ì®Ç³Ð_ƒ®K¥Þhkk®_ºWñ³®@ fubar SgtRaider™*Fu-Husband Of Ecuadorian Goddess*@ fubar Don't know when I'll be back.@ fubar TeeDude@ fubar SURRENDER@ fubar 4PR1# M4R13 1$ 4 B5X0M M1NX 4ND 4 C07D H34R73D B17CH@ fubar WELL.. I HAD TOP REMOVE ONE OF THEM... HE WAS TOO BUSY TO DO HIS JOB... IF YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT.. THEN JUST DON'T ASK FOR IT. You know you wanna :) Here's how you can be one.... *Send Me message asking to be taken as a stalker. *I will rip a picture from your gallery, the one I choose. That picture will be in My Sexy Stalker album located here *Your job will be to come and rate everything new that I add to My page (if by the time you become My stalker, there are stuff unrated by you, then you will rate them as you can). I will send you a message letting you know
Naughty Stuff
We decided to spend the day at the park, just the two of us. Due to our hectic work schedules, we'd not had a lot of time recently to devote to each other. After walking hand in hand for awhile, we stop and turn to face each other. You pull me to you, embrace me and kiss me deeply.Oh what your kisses do to me! I look deep into your eyes and feel my body start to tingle. A sensual warmth spreads throughout my entire being. I want you and I can't wait until we get home. I lean into you and whisper in your ear how much I want you. I see that you feel the same way by the look in your eyes and the sign of your interest growing in your pants. I grab your hand and lead you to a small clearing in the trees, out of the main sight of the general public, but not completely hidden either. I get down on my knees in front of you and slowly unzip your pants and open them enough to let your now rock hard member loose. I am almost drooling at the sight of you! I run my tongue up your shaft and ligh
Fu Relations
I just wanted to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I hope your hopes and dreams come true. I'm just curious about people's names that say they are someone's fu wife or husband or boyfriend or girlfriend. Can someone enlightn me a bit more? Was there a mass wedding or something?
Movie Junkie. I just watched this movie tonight. I'm totally infatuated with Christina Ricci and have been for a long time, so I enjoyed it. Totally different from what I was expecting.. and Justin Timberlake and David Banner as actors? Not huge parts, but interesting nonetheless. Random movie I saw on the listing so I decided to watch it. Kind of dragged on but I enjoyed it. Cuz well, Jude Law is smokin hot.
OK when I joined this site it was cause I wanted to meet new people and being raised by my parents I was taught to respect all people I grew up in Hawaii so I got along great there geeee I wonder why umm maybe cause I was raised how I was raised I take people as they are. I have seen more and more posts recently of people making racist remarks to people and I am sick of it. I have friends of all races religions and creeds, My grand kids are of mixed race my niece and nephews are of mixed race..... i.e they are of the one true race called HUMAN!!!!!!! just like me and all my friends if your one of these ignorant asses that want to go around spouting racial slurs get the hell off my friends list dont talk to me dont say bye or anything just go crawl back into your pool of scum or under your rock an leave me alone I dont want you around. To all my friends sorry if I said anything that offends you in this but I am tired of slime balls infesting a good place to meet people Thanks all Ke
Comment Contest
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Need Some Help
es cachonda abierta y necesito correrme, debe tener un coñito que me pone la polla a tope HELLO there, here i am totally new on this page and really lost, my good thing is that got plenty of money and wouldnt mind to invest some in blasts or gifts for the lucky lady that helps me a bit around
My Blogs
I went to the gym to day and I had two guys checking me out! If was funny because they saw that each of them were checking me out so they started competing for me!!! LOL It was hilarious... Just being random... :) You wanna see NSFW pics??? for every 250,000 fubucks i get this is what you get: 1st 250,000 TOTAL I get: I post my tits 2nd 250,000 Total I get: Post my butt pics 3rd 250,000 Total I get: YOU GUESSED IT!!! I don't mean one person giving me that many FUBUCKS by themselves, if like 20 send 12,500 etc. each and that way I get to 250,000 Fubucks each time, Get it??
Thanks for giving me joys and smiles Thanks for sharing my trouble's pile Thanks for wipeing the tears of my eye Thanks for showing me the glad view of sky Thanks for lending me your shoulders to lean Thanks for giving my words a proper mean Thanks for telling me the value of life Thanks for showing me the rules to survive Thanks for lending me the sympathetic ears Thanks for showing how much you care From all this what I mean in the end Is thanks Mom you're my best friend. What a lovely and enchanted rose you are my mother Genuine, sincere, and your beauty unlike any other Like a rose, a purpose there is for mother’s thorns Your wisdom, love, and sometimes even your scorns you live your life to direct and guide us with your bless never complaining about the pain we cause or the stress Mother you are an angel spreading sweetness around Sacrificing, given, and your kindness is so profound In my heart forever you’ll be a rose in ful
Bombing Help
you want to see an ass at its best check the Dick out Spirit-of-the-Bat@ fubar this bitch gave me a 6 noweahsacat@ fubar
i want it to be hot least 105'. sleet and snow serve no purpose to me. i love the sun..beating on your skin, feeling the warmth, makes you feel all hot and steamy, getting tan, relaxing, drinking a daquari, listening to music, wearing nothing ( thank god for privacy fences) just enjoying what nature brings in the summertime, laying next to the pool and hearing all the little bugs: locust, honey bees, wood bees ( i play baseball with those) birds singing cause their happy its summer. ive always loved summer more than winter. i do like some aspects of winter, movie watching, fireplaces, hot tea, snuggling, snuggling, snuggling. but always my favorite season will be: SUMMER. whats you favorite season? and im tired of being alone....the silence screams out to be released from its box.
Pic Requests From Friends
You make me a salute... I make you a salute.... its that easy lemme kno... i collect 1 finger salutes(givin the good ol' middle finger). if you have 1 or 2 you'd care to share w/ me please let me kno and ill add them to my collection folder. if your willing to make me a custom 1 finger salute even better. im willin to trade for those and ill make a salute to you. ne questions or comments please dont hesitate to ask.
My Mom
Alone In A World Of Strangers That Call Themselves Your Friends
This world is not just made of people, but also strangers. A wise man has said, 'A friend is a stranger you have not met yet.' Who are we to judge who is our friend and who is not? Is it a matter that we agree upon somthing and we bith share a common interest, vs. a person that completely disagrees with you and they do not want anything to do with your life or what you think? I can consider myself to be a common man that thinks differently than others, but whether or not I agree what they think do not matter to me. Everyone else thinks differently from one another and all I can say is, as long as they are happy and they are not like me, I like them all the same. To the stangers and friends that are in this world, I hope you had read this with an open mind and agree that we are all strangers to one another, yet friendship comes a long way to be earned by trust and acception to our idiviuality. Walking down an empty street. None of the lights are on at night. All the doors are l
Fu Marriage
Just a reminder that tonight is our fu marriage to the lovely and sexy dream goddess. We hope to see you all there. Clicking on the link in the invite doesnt work so i will put it below so you can cut and paste it in your browser.
im so sic of women and their bullshit these days. you ladies want some respect? come and get it whores! so ladies if you like jerks and assholes , hit me up. promise 2 be respectful
Lame Joke
A man walks into a dentist's office and says, "Excuse me, can you help me? I think I'm a moth." The dentist says, "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist." "Yes, I know," says the man. "Then why did you come in here?" says the dentist. The man says, "Because the light was on." Two Santas from rival department stores walk into a bar and get into a fight. Fortunately, a comma and a period are in the same bar. They get together and separate the two Clauses
Trust is a huge issue with me. I don't give it out often, but when I do, it's 100%. Lately I've noticed that trust is traded freely as if it were a dime stock on the exchange. There was a time when someone's word meant something, but that time is long gone. It makes me sick when someone acts one way in private and tells you things they swear are just between the two of you and you find out that everyone else knows. They act one way with you, then another with everyone else. Some say that's not lieing, but I think it is. IF you make someone feel special, only to let them later find out that they are one of many interacting with you in the exact same way, you're a liar. You're not doing that person any favors. It makes you wonder how many secrets you told that person that have been spread around like wildfire. One day, the people who do this will have to face their biggest fear, they will be all alone and will have only themselves to blame. That's right fukers, Wolfie's on his way back.
Dumb Asses
Have you ever wondered what idiots looked like?? well look no more!!! YES, THAT IS A POWER CORD FLOATING ON FLIP FLOPS This guy is such a prick!!! floridahottie2006@ fubar ->floridahot...: and wahh u hurt my feelings. the little boy has to say ugly things to women to make himself look better. poor pitiful u ->floridahot...: yea i am sure she did. so sad now u even have an imaginery girlfriend. LOL got to love those online inches.....last week it was 9 inches, she must have bit half an inch off. floridahot...: nahhh bitch, my girlfriend did earlier with her mouth, all 8 and a half inches of it too, go fuck yourself you fat piece of shit cunt ->floridahot...: oh go rub that tiny dick of urs!! floridahot...: lol no problem bitch ->floridahot...: but thanks for referring to me as a bitch ->floridahot...: lol...actually i did show u. floridahot...: oh ok, thats right, youre the bitch that doesnt show pics ->florid
Thanks To My Fu/gf *huggable*kissable*lovable*jen*
Come Join me in the Darkness Falls lounge let our great Dj's spin some tunes and take your requests. Our greeters are the best around and the bartenders keep the drinks flowing. Our Enforcers are the best around as well there to guarantee a fun hassle free experience. So stop in and check us out here at the Darkness Falls Lounge. Tell them the Fireman sent ya !!!!!!!! I needed help to level up and MY FU/GF was there to bring in the big guns thanks babe love ya bunches
Watch Out For This One.
browneye's@ fubar Another downrater with multiple accounts....real mean one too. You might want to block her. Then you might want to block him... lvezinfl@ fubar · lvezinfl rated your photo a '5'! 27 min ago · lvezinfl rated your photo a '2'! 27 min ago · lvezinfl rated your photo a '6'!
Losting The Wight
I Lost over 30 pounds now and 3 dress size. I well be adding more pic when I can. Hi everyone. I know I have not been online much. I would like to let everyone know that I have lost 2 dress sizes, and over 20 pounds. I feel good and I look different. I will keep everyone up to date with my progress. I will but the pictures up as soon as I can. Thanks Everyone. angel
The Pussy Cat Song
Do you get tired of seeing these yellow - pink - blue - green....things? Ya gotta love it - if you've never heard it you gotta hear it once - for all those that have heard it before, ya gotta do it one more
I've come to realize that the only man I've been with since my last boyfriend.. Was made of gingerbread.... And what's worse is that he's starting to look pretty sexy.. Yikes! Haha. I baked a tin for my friends..but I'm eating one Shhh! To the girl who took my place I hope you know your spot It's unreal how you feel When your all that someones got Yet he cries and tells you lies Then turns it back around on you And though you knew he was untrue Theres just nothing you can do You've been decieved so you leave But he won't let you go You can't breathe When you hear all that you owe And it's so kind how he decides That from now on he'll call the shots So he's free and has the key To all your chains and locks He's in your head He's in your veins He's what's beating in your chest All you can do is cut him off And try to live with whats left Everyday You wonder Will I see him again Where's he at Whose he with Do I cross his mind and when But you don't your th
I Don't Understand Men At All!!!!!!!!!!!!
faberfrench Is A Very Sexy And Sweet Guy! (Hey Lady's e Loves BBW's) So Do yourself A Favore And Add Him Rate Him And Maybe Even Fan Him!!!! Have Fun With this One Lady's He Is A Good One To Have On Your List!!!!! Kisses And Hug's I Am Not Trying to Hate On Ya men Cause I love Yas Dearly But Yall Confuse Me! You Like When I Leave Ya Comment's Ok Fine But When I Put Tht You Are hot As Hell (Not All Of you Do this) You Get All Freaked Out And Say OMG Your Married I Can't Beleave ou Would say that Or How Can you Say Stuff Like that Don;tYour Man Get Mad HeLL No My Man Is Secure In Our relationship He Konw's I Am Not going Anywhere i Love Him More Than Life Itself Ok So No I Am Not Cheating On My Man I Am Simply Leave Comment's And If you Can't understand That Then Delete Me Or Block Me What Ever you Have to Do !!!!! So Please Dn;t Freak Out When i Write Stuff On your Page~! I really Am A Great Person And No I Am Not tring To Get Your Man Or your Wife So Take A Chill Pill And
Just Me Thinking
Well here it is saturday , last night at 3 am I got violently ill in my own home from carbon monoxide . My mom came and picked up the kids and took them to her house . I dialed 911 shortly after and the fire department showed up and wouldn't let me return into the house till 10am this morning when they met me at home with the furnace repair man . The repair fixed furnace but it happened yet again so I was evacuated again till around 3:45 this afternoon . The Furnace is DEAD gone over finished . So no more carbon monoxide but I got no fucking heat so YIPPEE!! Hopefully monday the furnace guy said he knows a program through the state that can help and he is a god sent cause he is really trying to help . BTW for all u men reading this MEN suck my husband refuses to leave the house and is camping in basemnet with a heater "going to save the pipes from freezing" . I argued with him for a hour I give up ! So I am out of here !!! I be back monday maybe sooner may go hang at a grl friends hou
What Next..........
Dude or Dyke?? When I got home from work today, I found out that the fubar ppl updated the bar tab thing.........and my first thought this facebook? I mean the reason I don't really use facebook is because I really hate that it keeps track of EVERYTHING your friends are doing, with the exception of taking a shit or picking their noses! I think I'm about fed up with this site anyway, this was just one more I think I'm gonna delete my profile in few days. It makes me sad because I met some really cool people on here, but If they are pushing that hard for ppl to buy VIP's then screw them. Vip's should be optional! ok now I feel better!! LOL
People And Their Insecurities.
Yes that's right, I am mentally unstable. I'm being treated for it though and the love of my life knows about all of my disorders. The anxiety is what I'm having issues with today. See my psych has me on meds that are supposed to help with the anxiety but they're mainly for sleep so I don't take them because they turn me into a vegetable. That's one reason why I smoke. For some reason the cigs keep me from flipping out. They don't get rid of the anxiety all together but they do help. And today I have none!!!!!!! I feel like the walls are closing in on me. I just wish that Lynn was on so I could at least talk to him. I know that would make me feel better. Oh well. I guess that's enough ranting for now. Later all. I was rating pics today to try to get up to the next level on this goofy site and some of the people who I rated low (only one who gets a 10 from me is my future husband) decided to get pissy and rate me a 1. WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?! Like that's gonna bother me! There only a few op
Dear Santa, I was really really good this year. Ok ... i was really good this year. Maybe i was just good this year. Ohh .. hell... i tried to be good this year. Damn it... I was downright naughty this year. Please dont leave coal in my stocking. Ok Santa,... i'm laying it all on the line... i was a rotten little bitch this year and i plan on being the same way next year. SO leave something under my tree or i'm telling mrs. claus about us in the closet. Thank you Santa. Have a safe trip and i hope the reindeer dont fart. Love AngelwithHornz I got this poem in an email ... and I just wanted to share it with everyone. TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON T
Animal Welfare And Tid Bits...
Take 3 minutes, the best shot is at the end of the clip! If you would like to help visit the ASPCA myspace link here ....PETA who was a part of this film (because no matter your stance on PETA they do, do GOOD) even take 5 minutes out of your day and go walk a dog at the local animal shelter to help maintain there adaptability ..strengthening there manners as well as there trust in humans!!!~ Amy IF TORTURING PEOPLE IS EVIL, WHY IS THIS OKAY? IF YOU WERE TRAPPED IN A SMALL BOX WITH TEN OTHER PEOPLE, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? IF YOU WERE HAVING YOUR LEGS RIPPED OFF WHILE STILL ALIVE, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? IF YOU WERE BEING SKINNED ALIVE, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? IF YOU HAD DANGEROUS AND PAINFUL CHEMICALS TESTED ON YOU, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL Best Friends Current mood: grateful A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
The Day I Was Born
137,892 People Natural disasters in 1979 * Windsor Locks, Connecticut Tornado People who died on May 14 (various years) * 2007 - Ülo Jõgi, Estonian freedom fighter * 2006 - Eva Norvind, Mexican actress * 2006 - Stanley Kunitz, American poet * 2006 - Lew Anderson, American actor and bandleader * 2004 - Anna Lee, British actress * 2003 - Robert Stack, American actor * 2003 - Wendy Hiller, British actress * 2003 - Dave DeBusschere, American basketball player * 2000 - Obuchi Keizo, Prime Minister of Japan * 1998 - Marjory Stoneman Douglas, American conservationist * 1998 - Frank Sinatra, American singer and actor * 1997 - Harry Blackstone Jr., American magician * 1995 - Christian B. Anfinsen, American Nobel laureate * 1993 - William Randolph Hearst Jr., American newspaper magnate * 1993 - Patrick Haemers, Belgian criminal * 1992 - Nie Rongzhen, Chinese Communist military leader * 1992 -
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was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her. 'I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I hav
Manic Monday
Guess I'm going to have to borrow my mates camera huh? Need to do me a saulte else I'm stuck at level 10.. any suggestions are welcome - you know..poses n stuff.. obviously nothing NSFW.. come on.. help me out I can't believe how COLD it is! Sure I've got like 20mins left at work but jesus, why does it have to be so arctic?! I'm usually a good blogger - but I've the feeling this one will be pretty shit, mainly because I really have no clue what to write and that anyone reading it will think "OMG! Screw loose!" I'm full of cold and got a horrible cough - only trouble is.. got no-one to give me some TLC :( I actually hate being alone this time of year - Winter is my fave season and well.. what's the point in the long dark cold nights if you've no-one to snuggle with at the end of a days work?! I've gone and made myself feel all crappy now haha.. dammit! Well, anyway - let's hope tomorow is a better day :D
To: S. Claus From: Me Sir, It is quite apparent that you give no credence to the behavior of an individual. In point of fact, I have come to the conclusion that you are nothing more than a half-assed incompetent idiot. Since you could not even follow through on a few simple requests, I have decided that by Christmas Eve of next year to find some way to take control of the world air defense grid so that as soon as you are picked up on radar, I will have the capability to fry you and your reindeer. Once shot down, I will then make every effort to see you are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law under the Homeland Security Regulations, and under the more recent terrorist law. Considering how vague the law is, it should be no problem to get a conviction and a sentence of life in prison plus one day. Considering that clearly you are an immortal, that will be a long time. How much trouble would it have been to deliver the machine tools necessary to build and mainta
Do People Actually Blog Here?
It just seems to me that most people are here to feed their gluttonous egos. Okay, I'm a little guilty too. But I rather actually meet a few cool people and not see them practically naked at first glance. I mean, COME ON!!! Where did the artfulness go? The mystery? The decency? Self-respect much? I guess I'm being too judgmental; I am on this weblog too. It just really grinds my gears... (Anybody catch the ref?) Anyways...Freedom of speech. I can't have it both ways. Have I just contradicted myself? Yup. I think so. I suppose it's one of those predicaments that just won't ever get abortion or the death penalty. I support the right to choose, btw. I've totally gotten off track. I do have a point---PUT ON SOME CLOTHES AND RESPECT YOURSELF! Yes, men are visual creatures, but you don’t have to be so blatantly desperate. Yeah, I’ve been there, done that…it only works for a second. It really is high time that women start giving more credit to men. It takes more than flesh (or l
Kit Carson's Last Stand
I believe there were seven, Possibly eight…it is fairly hazy Through the looking glass Pearl City, Hawaii...circa 1978 Saturday night at Little Orphan Annie’s “The Three Dollar High Open Bar”…I know, It’s too late to change it now, Told you it was hazy If you were there that night Raise your hands…I see, Well I know who was there We were there to see the band A Black Sabbath cover band How cool is that? Waiting in line outside “Let’s smoke a couple of joints” said Mr. Dye We still didn’t know We could do that inside Three dollar cover buys admittance Watered down well drinks As fast as you could For two hours And then you wait for the band… Hey, you smell that? Look over there…and there…wow, really? Cool! “Hey guys, I just met a dude” says one of The seven or eight, wait…one of them is me Could have been me “He’s selling microdot…wanna try it?” Well, we were thinking, good place to get ripped of
My Poems
Today makes a year since you have passed away I still remember that phone call, like it was yesterday. I had gone to Jury duty and came home to the message on the machine My Aunt Martha said you had passed...I had only wished it was a bad dream. The day after you died, I got your letter you wrote to me in the mail I couldn't open it for a few hours, I just held it to my heart and wailed. Then the day after that... I had gotten your beautiful and last Christmas card I hung it up with the rest of them , but doing so was very very hard! I will read it and hang it up every year and treasure my memories of you I never in my life thought my Christmases could ever be so damn blue! I miss your letters. I miss calling you. I miss your voice. I miss you so much. I loved you with all my heart Grammy, and my life you have forever touched. I am playing the tape you gave me, the one of the loons on the lake The loons are crying, and I am so sad and my heart i
Jedi Poet's Thoughts
Ok, do you want to know the truth? Here it is. I have a husband who shows me no love, no affection, no support. I am with him because I cannot lose my daughter. The only way I can be 100% sure that I will always be with my daughter is to remained married to this man who does not love me. I live in a world where super models get all the attention and love. The gorgeous are called "sweet" regardless of what they do for others. It just seems that the more I help others, the more I am stepped on. So, there are my thoughts for the day. I guess being sick doesn't help much. *cough* NEED A GREAT CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEA? Get your "Gentlemen of the Paranormal" Calendar today! ALL Proceeds go to charity! Click one of the banners to get yours! Also checkout the Myspace page at: Saving the world one soul at a time. CALENDAR SIZE: 13.5" wide x 19" high
Shattered Edge!!
Hey come hang out with BabyJess and St@rStruck!!!!! Click the pic!!!!
Dont Be Fooled
that was not me that messaged was this guy named jubal who is using a few of my pics.i do not have gf nor did i do anything wrong i havent been online except for this morning,i doubt u'll read this but if you do im sorry this imposter is bothering you,everyone i try to be friends with he harrasses..... dont be fooled by this guy on here who has some of my pics.i mean come on i have way more pics then he does of me plus i have pics of me and my ex fiance.i deleted my account before because someone was stealing my pics but i decided to rejoin and when i do i find this guy is still here and when i asked him why he was stealing my pics he says people will believe me bc i am a higher level then you.his real name is jubal,he levels up so fast because he creates fake yahoo names and invites them.he is a fake i am the real Jason Johnson so please if you see him let me know.thanks.
At First Their Was Her
Guns blasting. Screams of men in panic The moans and cries for help fading Windows crashing Children weeping. Closer they come. Quicker you flea You see her in the darkness of the room. Your scared She reaches for a hug. FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!! Guns still blasting Children are silent. And now your breaking the windows. Guns blasting. Screams of men in panic The moans and cries for help fading Windows crashing Children weeping. Closer they come. Quicker you flea You see her in the darkness of the room. Your scared She reaches for a hug. FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!! Guns still blasting Children are silent. And now your breaking the windows.
hay every one im bein auctioned off so plzz come and bid on me ok this is what i wonna know why do people add other people and not talk to them is it me or something i feel like im not worth the time or somethin i mean am i that damn ugley
Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man. Men are like place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken. Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get th
A Little Boy
A little Boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen she dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you doing on Daddy?" the mother replies, "well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it. "You're wasting your time." said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." the most common position for married couples today is Doggystyle. Husband sits and beggs for it while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
Masters' Frustration
Why must some kajira think that they do not have to take their code seriously. I am an experienced Gorean master who is about to do something rash if my kajira does not straighten up I have been a master in the bdsm lifestyle. Though not Gor I use some Gor ways. I try to train slaves and subs, masters and mistresses, Doms and Dommes into the lifestyle in a way that all find trust, respect, love and happiness. What frustrates me the most is the fact that supposed kajira or slaves are often so headstrong and unwilling to break down walls that keep them from their inner self. Other masters and mistresses often try to steal the good ones away. I am thinking of leaving the lifestyle unless I find one that truly wants to be opened up.
Neurotic Self-actualization
The time for segregated restrooms has returned. But make no mistake, this time it isn't about anything so ignorant as racial divisions. Just as we should be able to frequent public facilities without smelling everyone's brands (Marlboro, Camel, Kool, etc) so too should we be able to frequent public "facilities" sans brands. Hence function-dedicated restrooms, easily identifiable by signage on the doors. Violations should be punishable by mandatory lockups in a drunk-tank with a dozen irritable-boweled 420 chronics who raped the dollar menu at Taco Bell prior to being busted by The Man. Man. Yeah, yeah, I know-- wrong species on the graphic, but you get the point. _______________________________________________________________________ Stay tuned NEXT week for: "Quell the Pre-Cunnilingual Gag Reflex: Ban Cheap Perfumes!" -and- "Vanquish Second-Hand Brain Pollution: Ban Stupid, Annoying People!" Fair warning, this is a self-absorbed post. But hey, a bl
Lacie Part 3
From: ~`*-._Lacie_.-*`~ ~`*-._Lac.. Date: Dec 19, 2007 4:33 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Subject: RE: No Subject Body: You can't be proud of something that you had nothing to do with but DNA. For saw her one fucking time! That's it! She doesn't mean anything to you Eric. So stop acting like you wanna be a man and step up now. You went about this whole thing the wrong way for this whole time now. Isn't it enough that you haven't been here? And have done nothing but make my life harder? And the things you've done? I mean...come on Eric! You've done nothing right....nothing. And you wouldn't have rights if you signed? LMFAO whatever! How DARE you call her your angel! How DARE you act like you had a part in this. You saw her the day she was born. And you touched my stomach once. I called to have you come to the Dr. and you fucking "passed out" @ 4:15PM? Whatever! LoL. And you wanna be a dad? RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! I gave you opp
Ruining A Good Site!
As ususal it seems that this site is following suit with others. Money, money and more money, guess it's the nature of it all. You would think that when a site is established that the ones hosting it would get input from others when changes are made. Evidentally Fubar didn't!! I have noticed changes on here over the past several weeks and have not recieved any notification of them only to find out for myself later. I have bragged to others about this site and encouraged them to join but now see that I may be wrong in doing so. Guess it was all to good to be true to begin with. Who really cares about what is posted on other peoples page and at the same time who really needs to know about you are posting. I think it's total bullshit and a only a way to get people to sign up VIP, again about money. Oh well, such is life on the web!! One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing
Creating This is not to teach you how to code CSS. Rather, this will lead you in how to insert your CSS code into the proper place in order to save a skin you have created. Hit your skins link. Click on Create Skin (in red) That will bring you here.. Think of a name for your skin and type it in. Then remove the code that is already in the box. Paste the CSS code that you have into the box and click on Save Skin. Once the page refreshes...scroll down to your skin and click on Edit Skin. Right click and select all, then paste again and Save skin The code has now sucessfully been anchored. You must remember to paste the code in twice, or your skin will not take. :) Remember to activate it as well in your gallery. Generating We give this link out alot. It is a skin generating site. You can generate a code for a skin, using all sorts of nifty little tools the
This is My very first contest (can you believe that?? after being around here for almost a year!!! ) I want to win this with your help... so here's the deal The contest IS OPEN NOW the contest is based on votes. Comments will not be used to determine the winner. Winner recieves a 3-day blast and 50,000 fubucks. The album is titled "Lingerie/Underwear Contest Dec 11th - Dec 14th" and is a NSFW album. So you will have to add the contest host as a friend to see the pictures. Here's a link to My contest Picture.. now go and start voting and spread the word around your friends to vote for Me!! HERE'S THE DIRECT LINK TO MY PICTURE IN THE CONTEST Here's the Contest Host Lord !Natas [CONTEST]@ fubar THANK YOU THANKS TO ALL WHO WENT AND VOTED FOR ME :) I CAME IN 4TH PLACE... NOT BAD FOR BEING MY FIRST CONTEST... I HAD FUN BEING THERE THOUGH... THANKS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Rant And Raves
Ok I was thinking of how shitty our generation is compared to the rest. I mean think about it, our generation is full of pussies. I feel hippies brought upon the end of manly kickass generations. So im only gonna list examples from pre hippie time and ill say that is pre 1970s. So here are the exmaples of why our generation sucks money balls 1) Protesters- Protesters were so more badass before hippies fucked it up, just look at the facts. I would use war protesters. Since they didnt exist back in the day probablly because of fear of getting there ass beat I cant. So ill use another example; ill use price of goods. Now people bitch about gas prices. keyword is bitch, they do nothing. I have read countless bulletins about only shop at certian gas stations to force the others to lower the price.I didnt list any inparticular company because every bulliten i have read has been different. How come every gas station I always see cars at? Is it because the generations alive now are
Recent Events
Who Knows
Since I am not quite a level five yet (don't worry about it I am working on it!), I cannot post a Mumm, which blows. I wanted to know something. Basically someone (yeah she is on here..NO I did NOT meet her on here) gave me a bra of hers and I was going to put it on the rear view mirror, but that damn thing really obstructs my view....So, should I string it across the back glass and just use side mirrors, or should I just hang the bitch there? Flipped my damn truck 4 times saturday nite.. Warning not drink and drive ... Becuz of some freakin people in life are stessing you out ... DONT DRINK AND DRIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her smile is as beautiful as the stars on a clear moonless night When you look in her eyes, you can’t tell but she’s really bright I wish I could have her for only one night So I can show her the world through my eyesight I’ll give anything just to be with her And I promise I’ll never be mean to her I’ll treat her like a Queen Giving her everything Come on now yall know what I mean Buy her jewelry and ice And treat her very nice Never cheat, never lie And I promise I’ll never make her cry If only she was in my world I wouldn’t need another girl Cause my world would be complete And our love, well, it would be unique ive trodden through the light, and through the tall grass, and the valley. all were easy and heavily traveled, but lonesome. but we have been through the woods untamed. through trials and tribulation, yet you never once left my side. i long for you to stay here holding my hand, leading me through the paths, that i dare not tred alone.
The Heart Of A Champion
Heart Of A Champion It is a great day to be a Cowboy's fan. A great quarterback, a great team, Division Champs and heading to the playoffs. Having the heart of a champion is winning when you really shouldn't. In Buffalo, Tony Romo threw picks all over the place, and Buffalo was more than ready to play. In the 4th quarter, our team never stopped believing in themselves or their quarterback, and with the game on the line they showed the heart of a champion to win the game! This past Sunday our offense seemed to sputter off and on throughout the game. They were especially having trouble with third down conversions. Our defense struggled with Kitna and his timing based passing, and it looked like they were one step ahead. Would the Cowboys be handed their second defeat of the year and denied the NFC East Championship another week? Of course not. With the game on the line, and no timeouts, the ball was in Romo's hands once again. In a game where Detroit thought they had o
Been Forgoten
nobody emails me,im's me or responds to any of my emails or im's. i always see everyday people getting blasts,gifts,profile comments and etc.... but not me. so it makes me think why am i even on here and are these people reallymy friends or people who just want stuff and dont really care. can someone help me with something? i need advice on what to do about this girl i really like. she knows it but i cant help but think she is giving me the run around.
My Nsfw Pics
ok I guess I confused everyone. No you don't have 2 pay or bribe me 2 see them, just ask is all SO ya wanna see my NSFW pics, well ya needs 2 add me, rate me, fan me and then we will talk seeing them. Also I accept bribes and gifts, hey a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. I take fubucks, gift blast, happy hours, tickers ect... But no ya don't have 2 do that 2 see em, just add/rate/fan me and then ask me 2 see them please
I can't believe I only have 50 days to go until Daughter #2 is here!! She is due to arrive on the 4th of July!!
7 Lovemaking Mistakes
Ok, so like it is completely over between him and I. More things happened since the last blog. I won't get all into it, just to say that I finally broke up with him and he was like telling me all this stuff about how he was gonna do this and that...that he wants to marry me and wants me to have his kids after he has his vasectomy done. All bull and I hate the fact that he freakin lied to me the whole 4 months and is trying to blame it on my friends. 7 Lovemaking Mistakes That Couples Make and How to Avoid Them add to favorites Did you know that people who try to spice up their lovemaking, often make their experiences LESS fulfilling? It’s true.Over the years, I've seen couples make the same mistakes over and over again, when trying to improve their love lives, and I'd like to teach you how to overcome and avoid these problems. Here are the 7 lovemaking mistakes. Are you making them? MISTAKE #1: Feeling scared or embarrassed to talk about trying new things Have you ever
Looking in the mirror I ask myself who I was. I walk around with my head up & chest stuck out, is this my problem.?! I look you in your eye when I talk to you, it's hard to lie looking me in this face. I am even a psychopath now from what's told, I am a miss understood person. I stand six feet three & a half inches tall, my weight is two hundred ninety seven pounds & dark as midnight. Fear not what you see from in front of you, but what sits with in that vessel. My cup over flows constantly, I have enough to share. What's wrong with what I see, I have to apologize for being me. I had to take a look and see what you see, scary looking individual. Looking in the mirror I still love me, maybe you should look in the mirror to see what you see. As the warmth of the rising sun Bright a new day has just begun It's all on you how to have fun The boiling unstable balance of Lust, desire, that burning fire You allow the amount of flow Come on let's take and go with The motion of a raging
Who Wants A Million Dollars In Fu Bucks ?
I want to throw a contest . The winner with the most votes will win a million dollars in fu bucks . Pic comments count as votes . I need at least 12 contestants to open the contest and I will run it for 10 days . So if your interested contact me , my link is here below. Thanks , Lisa * lisasweet *@ fubar I will start this contest today Wednesday December 12th at 6 pm central time . It will end on December 22 at 6 pm . Here is a list of each contestant . Click on their photos when the contest starts to vote for them. Good luck to everyone .
Join Me
ok now this site you can not do nothing like neopets but it is still ok ..... now this site you have the choice of being a vampire or a werewolf is the battle between them .... you battle other user and train and hunt ....the choice is yours To become a werewolf To become a vampire after joining it will give you the option to join my clan that is up to you feel free to join ....... come join me on neopets..... i know i know but this site has millions of games and for a dial up connection this site loads fast i have had my name on it for alil over 3 and half years .... i get a prize for every person i refer other wise i would even say anything on here but all you have to do ir verify your email address and i will get the referal prize in a week ....... if you want just give me the login info and i will put the name to use....... sign up is only like
Members In Contest
OK THIS PPL ARE IN A CONTEST SO LETS HELP THIS MEMBERS OUT AND SO THEM THE FUS CHERRY BOMBERS SOme love Krissy and Mandah need 140,000 comments in 16 weeks to win a Happy Hour, 1-Year VIP, 30-day Blast AND Ticker Pack PLEASE READ ALL OF THIS BEFORE SUBMITTING A FRIEND REQUEST AND INDICATE IN YOUR FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTAND THE PROFILE AND DO WISH TO JOIN*********** This is the profile of a Bomber Family, NOT an individual. If you are looking for a family to join, please read below, and if you are interested, send a friend request specifying you would like to join. ONLY members who wish to be a part of the bomber family will be accepted as a friend on this HOME PAGE of the FUS CHERRY BOMBERS . This is a bomber family of people dedicated to fairness and equality. ******************PLEASE NOTE: I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, APPROVE ANYBODY FOR FAMILY MEMBERSHIP WHO IS CURRENTLY IN A CONTEST SEEKING TO JO
Take Me As I Am....right??
Are you the one that will make me smile? Make my heart skip beats just by hearing your name? Call me to say "hi" or hear my voice? "Drop" by just to see me because actually you missed me? Take me on picnics and watch the sunset? Hold me in your arms on the the car? Listen to every word i say..even the words i'm not saying? Know exactly how to cheer me up when i had a bad day? Watch sports with me on sunday's? Go shopping with me on friday's? Sing and dance with me in the grocery store? Stay home on a Friday night to watch movies and cuddle?... Are you that one that will make me cry, but hold me and wipe my tears? Make me scream and yell at you, but shower you with kisses 5 seconds later? Force me to do things i thought i could not do--or was afraid to do? Be my cheerleader, but my coach as well? Be my fashion designer, but model too? Love me with your all? Trust me with your secrets and thoughts and dreams? Share inside jokes with me? Share your past with me--present
John's Page
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Vacuum cleaners kill fleas just as well as any poison, surprised U.S. researchers said on Tuesday. They said a standard vacuum cleaner abuses the fleas so much it kills 96 percent of adult fleas and 100 percent of younger fleas. So no need to worry that a vacuum cleaner bag may turn into a fleabag breeding ground for the pesky, biting creatures, said Glen Needham, associate professor of entomology at Ohio State University. Needham studied the cat flea, or Ctenocephalides felis, the most common type of flea found in households. "No matter what vacuum a flea gets sucked into, it's probably a one-way trip," Needham said in a statement. Writing in the journal Entomologia Experimentalis et Applicata, Needham suggested that the vacuum brushes wear away a waxy outer layer on insects called the cuticle. Without it, the fleas, larvae and pupae probably dry up and die, he said. The findings were so surprising that the researchers ran their experiment severa
Kim's Page
DEADWOOD, S.D. - A relaxing soak in a hot tub came to an abrupt end when Marlene Todd came eye to eye with a mountain lion in her backyard. I was kind of hidden, sitting with my back up against the side of the tub, and I heard a little rustling sound in the needles right beside me," she said. Todd said she thought it might have been her house cat until she saw "this big, tan, hairy body" just 4 inches away. "I didn't realize what it was until it took a leap and jumped up on the side of my hot tub," Todd said. The cougar was cornered somewhat because the deck stairs blocked its retreat. It would have to go up and over the hot tub. "It just took a leap. It jumped on the side of the hot tub," Todd said of the Thursday morning encounter. "We locked eyes, and it kicked off of the hot tub and ran away. When it jumped, it flipped my robe into the hot tub." She summoned Deadwood police, who surmised the big cat was stalking some deer in the neighborhood and may have been att
I Am Canadian
Hey, I`m not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.... I don`t live in an igloo or eat blubber, own a dogsled or ever had SARS.... and I don`t know Mark, Tina or Lisa from Canada, although I`m sure they`re really cool folk. I have a Prime Minister, not a president. I speak English, not American. And I pronounce it `about`, not `a boot`. I can proudly sew my country`s flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation, and that the moose is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced `zed` not `zee`, `zed` !!!! Canada is the second largest landmass! The birthplace of basketball! The first nation of hockey! The Land of the runnaway slaves! and the best part of North America I AM CANADIAN!
I have a new business. You can check it out at "! The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his fa
Why I Hate Nj
I'm a security guard all I have to stop some one is my phone WTF. When I heard what happoned im like in this area WTF. Some one stole a car at a nother building behind my work last night at gun point. WTF is this world coming too. Their was a robery from a local hotel witch is manded 24/7. Is nothing safe any more? The stuf was stashed on my works lot.
On Air Today!
Hiya everyone!!I will be DJing TODAY!! 3:00 PM to 6:00 PM EST.My regular schedule as of right now will be every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday from 3:00PM EST to 6:00PM EST.  So I hope you get a chance to tune in!  If you want to request a song you can do so here: My Playlist Link Just click on the Request button, fill in your name and any message you want me to read on air :) ... You can request up to 5 songs per hour, and if time permits I will get your requests in :)WE NOW HAVE A CHAT ROOM!!!! (please read the instructions for entering for the first time) CLICK HERE FOR CHAT - INSTRUCTIONS: If you have never been to chat before you must first register your nickname and here's how you do that... Go to the link... Enter a Nickname in the second box... Login... Click on "Commands" (it's the third drop down box on the bottom once the room loads) Then select "Nickserv Panel"... then click on the button that says "Register"... then type in your email address and
If Yoiu Have A Heart Pls Read And Repost
MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE.. if you dont repost you have no heart
The House Of Love
You are one sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if this doesnt touch you because this is just wrong. read this. its disgusting Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend He pats the seat in the middle; i sit Shivering so cold; a quilt he lends "Jessy you love me dont you" a smile Their breathe spirts weep "Daddy you know i do; what is it?" He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes Daddys creeping up my nightie; cold hands I try to pull his hand away; grip is strong! They look at one another; nod; something planned I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers "Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again But there grip is to strong for weak me I look at both; and ask, who are these men? His fingers going up me; pulling away His friend leans forward; a kiss? Why? His toungue moving mine; my eyes squint Lean back and away; "Why are you doing this?" No
Beautiful Dreamer Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me, Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee; Sounds of the rude world heard in the day, Lull'd by the moonlight have all pass'd away! Beautiful dreamer, queen of my song, List while I woo thee with soft melody; Gone are the cares of life's busy throng. Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! Beautiful dreamer, out on the sea, Mermaids are chaunting the wild lorelie; Over the streamlet vapors are borne, Waiting to fade at the bright coming morn. Beautiful dreamer, beam on my heart, E'en as the morn on the streamlet and sea; Then will all clouds of sorrow depart, Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! ~a poem by Stephen Foster Celestial Love a poem by Ralph Waldo Emerson Higher far, Upward, into the pure realm, Over sun or star, Over the flickering Daemon film, Thou must mount for love, Into vision which all form In one only form dissolves; In a region where th
When Death Comes Knocking With An Ar
In the aftermath of Sunday's tragedy, I took a few days to reflect on this past year in light of a few heinous shootings in a couple weeks. Perhaps I will sound like one of those prophets of old when I say this but I can't shake the sense of tragic irony that the incidents in Omaha and the incidents in Colorado really took place in diverse places of worship. One god, called by many names: Wii, High Def, Adidas, St. Croix, Cabernet, Moet e Chandon, diamonds, chocolate, Mastercard, American Express, but it really all boils down "Materialism." Call me crazy but frankly that is the way much of the world view our focus on apatites. The other God we celebrate in this season more than most: YHWH, revealed in Christ, with us still in the preence of the Holy Spirit. One is real, the other isn't. And as I look around in this season, I ask, "which is which?" Now wise people may be inclined to say, "I have no god" but the question is larger than a statement of belief and religion/philosoph
My Faveorite Things: Just Incase You Wanted To Know.
I like Swing Music. I love Michael Buble and the greats: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Ella Fitzgerald, Duke Ellington, Count Basie, Ect. One of my favorite smells is lavender. I especially love it at night. I have a lavender candle in my bedroom and I usually light it for a while before I go to sleep. That way the scent envelopes the room before I go to sleep. Lavender is one of the relaxing scents. Plus it's very romantic.
Huskylover's Blog
hi all fubar people welcome to huskylove blog iám canadian'. i live in whitehorse yukon canada the land of daylight in the summer dark in the winter... land of gold, women, wilderness..... fun things to see all year round merry christmas dj husky@ fubar
I just wrote this as a response in a Mumm which was asking if we had ever found "The One", the love of our life. I don't know why but it has stirred up something in me this evening that has made me very sad yet angry at the same time. I want, seek, not find. Not just the One, but so many things in life I think are due me, that i was made for but never find "the fit", like a key that never finds it counterpart, unfulfilled..... I said: December 11, 2007 @ 3:35 pm "I am jaded, bitter and doubting the whole concept of "true love", "soulmate" and "monogamy". I thought one person could be THE one. It didn't last long. This was after countless frogs, toads, rats and reptiles. I think the time has passed. I think someone stole the needle from my haystack while I wasn't looking. I'd be surprised if I ever found him now. Or if he ever found me. I don't believe in fairy tales anymore. Not for me. " *********************************** Not me. Maybe never. It sh
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown 3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy 5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry 6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should t
Boyfriend Applicaton
BOYFRIEND APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?_________
Everywhere you go, everyplace you live, all of us know somebody or of someone who has or has attempted to commit suicide. Myself not excluded, I myself know a couple people who have and honestly I have tried it once or twice....thankfully for me my attempts didn't work. Today I woke up from a call from my brother in Georgia, telling me that one of our relatives committd suicide last night, under the influence of drugs and alcohol. When I called my mother to see how her and my step-father were doing she informed me that all of this happened twenty minutes after they left the house, and that my 18 year old cousin found her mother upstairs after she shot herself. It makes me sad. Why would...I don't even want to attempt to assume what was in her mind at that moment. To make things worse apparently in th state of Tennessee they don't have 'clean-up' crews, for the lack of better words. My MOTHER was bawling when she told me that she had to clean everything up after they removed t
Emotionally Drained
Which One You Like Best...
hey all , this is my cousin, i talked her into signing up.. welcome her will ya, don't make her regret signing up when i bragged about the sight and all of you... ty so much COPY AND PASTE: Help me, i have 2 pics here tell me which one you like the best,, with the glasses or without. need all the help i can get.. please be nice about it... thanks all.. BRATT
Life, Living, And "our" Politics
So, we have decided to do very little xmas shopping this year. We are only buying for our immediate family and not even for each other, cuz we are going on a cruise to the Caribbean in April, where we are going to get married inthe Cayman Isles., but anyways, we decided to buy some gifts for some senior citizens. So many people donate to the needy kids, that we often forget about the other end of the scale. Thinking about my last living Grandparent, who turned 93 in November, we forget that alot of seniors are alone in this world, but they should not be forgotten. So we purchased gifts for one male and one female, in hopes of making their lives a little brighter. And we felt great after doing so. Everyone who knows me, understands that one of my worst fears, is being alone! TO PEE! OR NOT TO PEE? Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am
Pissed Off
go to h33l! im pissed off!!!!
Public Service Announcement!
As a new Fubar user.... I was sooo excited when someone had a crush on me... I was like...ohhhh mah gawddddddd ..I am no longer a "crush" virgin....i cried so much it ran my anti-wrinkle cream right off *grins*....even though short lived... I want that person to know how much it meant to me...thank you ... you made my night!!!!!!!!! Well my first Blog ever!!!! I thought it should be informative and help someone along the way..... it was brought to my attention today that women actually suffer with D.B.S. (Damp Bush Syndrome), a woman says to me.... ( why me, I'm wondering), and I quote, " I'm all wet down there" and I'm thinking to myself.... Good Lord Woman!!!!! use some powder!!!!! POWDER THAT DAMN BUSH!!!!!!!! So I thought someone could let us all know if this is really a serious issue. D.B.S. is also known to stand for.... Dumb Biotch Syndrome Dirty Butt Syndrome Don't be stupid Dumb Bastage Syndrome and so on and so on... I'm sure we all know someone with
Funny Christmas Stuff
Gimme Something To Believe In
This will sound weird to anyone who doesn't really know me. I am a good mom, sister, aunt, daughter, friend and so on. But sometimes I just get so down in the dumps. This last month has been the worst. I have some really good friends on here but lately I feel so alone. To get to the heart of it... I have been in a twelve year relationship. We have been on the downhill slide for years now. I know I am not happy, and I am sure he isn't either. I guess we are more friends than anything. Why we are still together is anyones guess. I guess I feel trapped. When I first joined fubar, it was just something to do. I had people to chat with 24/7. Oh do I ever need a life! I never meant to lead anyone on or meet anyone online for a meaningless or meaningful relationship. Unfortunately, that changed. I wasn't looking. But someone on here and I started to chat, then IM, then on the phone two or three times a day. Yes, I got use to it. He was part of my life. We decided we would meet in pe
Requested Raise
WOMEN HAVE UNIQUE MAGIC TRICKS........THEY GET WET WITHOUT WATER......BLEED WITHOUT INJURY........MAKE BONELESS THINGS HARD & MAKE MEN EAT WITHOUT COOKIN!!!!! NOW THATS MAGIC!!!! Raise Request...this is funny Body: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visitin
So True
i wont have my page long....i can not make a slaute and i can not continue sending gifts or buying drinks because they wont let me have my was a blast and i hope hthat all of u have a wonderful new year if u dont like the rating of your pics they shouldn't be up for rateing...i give my honest rating and if u dont like it just take the constructive critisium and move need to be petty....if the photo dose nothing for u then it dose nothing for u and i feel there is a better picture of u somewhere and this comes from soneone who has been told several times that she is very unattrative....its just a rateing....damn let's not be childish people...there is no need to rip my pic if i'm getting the true understanding of the word's sad that grown ass people cant take critisium....have a good day
Poetry And Writings
There Are No Words There are no words ...what can I say? At last her sweet soul winged its way To peace and freedom in the sky Where never again will she suffer or cry. It's all part of God's great plan ... Which remains a mystery to man. We cannot understand His ways Nor can we count our earthly days. But who are we to question and doubt? God knoweth well what He's about; He knew she longed to "go to sleep" Where only angels, a vigil keep. The pain of living grew too great No longer could she stay and wait; She did not want to leave you, dear, But she had finished her work down here. So she closed her eyes and when she awoke, These are the words the Master spoke ... "Welcome, dear child, you are Home at last, And now the burden of living is past." "There's work for you in My Kingdom, dear And you are needed and wanted here." So weep not, she has just gone on ahead, Don't think of her as being dead. She's out of sight for a little
What is life? I mean really. I was talking to my next door neighbor today after a rather rough day and he thinks we are put here to try and be as happy as we can. It sounds nice, but what do others think? Are we really put here to suffer? To find some one to love? To help others? Or maybe, do we all have our own purpose? Is his purpose to be happy so that his wife and children reach their peak? Maybe he is even happy so that he can help me see the brighter side of life. He shared some pretty personal stuff with me... like things he has been through and stuff and it made me realize how strong he is and how lucky his wife is. I talked to her when she got home and she didn't have a lot to say, but she listened to me spill my guts about what was bothering me. Truth be told I envy their children.... their parents are so approachable, and they are also so in love with each other as well as their kids. It seems unfair but after hearing what I heard I realize that it is fair. They had their ro
The Blog Named Blog
her hair can be golden or dark as night after talking with her, I think she's just right no games no gimics just raw emotion i push this relationship with forward motion where it end up be yet unknown i hope this love yet to be grown i didn't know this could happen like this forever love, never hurt, and always miss ... just some thoughts for a future piece of work I may write to a certain someone. I thought I would share it with you. I care about her so much it's unreal. She's my everything. I didn't know this could happen the way it is. It's more like I was destined to be with her. Maybe fate? ...I love her Sometimes you think you know a person, and it turns out they are totally different once you get to "know" them. Your emotions are pulled in several fferent directions along with your heart. It doesn't matter if you "love" them, it's just the fact that you care. This is never enough it seems. Welcome to the wonderful roller coaster of life. Up and down, up and down... tho
Wicked Stuff
Juggalo Homies (feat. Twiztid) (I know you ain't there That's why I just want to let you know something bro You all know I love you You all know you're my homies And eh... Alright we'll talk later - peace!) [Violent J] Let me ask you this about this life we live And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner If they really missed you so much Why don't they just call a (Muthafucka) ? If you wasn't blood, would you still have love? Or infact does the blood make you think you have to love? Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here But my homies are family too, 3rd cousins' get outta here Who was you with when you got tattooed? And who was you trippin' with when you did them mushrooms? And who the fuck threw up all over your car? And then felt worse than you about that shit in the morning? (Friends ya'll) [Shaggy 2 Dope] Who loaned you money, homie? Who owes you cash? (Who?
thank u thank uthank u thank u cause i didnt think i thanked u enough n yay i gots some killer pic cause of u thank u again yay kapow KMK SYDNEY GIG WAS FUKING INSANE CRAZY WICKED YALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE. WILL POST PICS N VIDS WHEN IM ABLE TO FIND MY PHONE OH YEAH BIG B GIVES GOOD HUGS PEACE
new video on my page, its a badass song! A SINGLE TEAR Ever think about how beautiful a single tear can be? Tears are the ultimate expression of emotion. A man walks up to his girl, hands her a velvet box. She looks at him in shock and slowly opens the box. A beautiful wedding ring. She looks up at him with such an expression of love. A single tear runs down her cheek. The ulimate expression of love. In the hospital a new mother and father hold a beautiful new born baby. The father looks down. A single tear runs down his cheek. The ultimate expression of joy. A young girl holds onto the hand of her best friend one last time. She watches as she takes her last breath. She turns away and closes her eyes. Why did she have to die? A single tear runs down her cheek. The ultimate expression of pain. All beautiful expressions. Tears speak so loud and say so many different things. They are healing and they are painful. They are sweet and they are bitter. They show a moment of weak
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Still Waiting For You
Free Comments and Graphics
I am not sure how many of you are afraid of needles or of being put to sleep, but I have a great fear of both. In the morning, I am having some major dental surgery done and I am scared. Just asking my friends to please say a prayer for me. I may just be being a big baby, but I am scared and need all the thoughts and prayers I can get. Thank you, love to all! It really hurts to find that someone you thought was your best friend, ends up being someone you don't even know. Especially when you are in a place where you don't really know that many people. You trust them with your inner most feelings, then they betray you. I have many firends here but one was a friend in RL as well. That person hurt me more than I thought I could ever be hurt again. I have been through alot of hurt un the last few years, but this has almost destroyed my faith in the word FRIEND. Maybe I am just nieve in thinking that there is really love and trust and faith out there. As much as I wish I could just tu
Sitting Here
LMAO it is strnage really how things pan out If the past few days are anything to go by the next period of my life on FUBAR will be very interesting You try and do the right thing and it is turned round back on you Well let's see what the fallout is shall we Well a friend recomended fubar and i joined with the usual oh its a social networking site like all the others BUT it is really good normal people without any hangups or moaners Made alot of friends on here all over the palce which is good it's amazing how quickly your points and money go up although am sure the ladies go up alot quicker than the guys - hehehe Looks like i may be here a while Nath
Everytime I talk to my mom either over the phone or in person, I always start to get all teary eyed, not because I'm sad or anything but because I'm all happy. She makes me laugh and miss everything from the past, good and bad. She's the greatest person in the world rather she annoys the shit out of me or making me fall over in pain laughing. But last night before going to sleep I decided to give her a ring because I know she doesn't sleep till like 3 am anyway, and she was having her own personal party with the dog so I decided to go over and dance around with her. We were listening to some folklore music from Nicaragua and we couldn't stop laughing and then I cooked some for her and we talked about my vacations in Nicaragua and her living in Nicaragua with her friends, and it makes me miss it so bad =/. I wanna go back to Nicaragua. I wanna jump in the lakes, hang out at the beach, because I actually like the beach there and just think about all the good times. The only thin
Words For The Day.
When avoiding be bite by snakes (back-stabbing people), I is better to live with a snake in the grass that you know how it acts and where it goes.... Instead of killing it and having to deal with a new snake you know nothing about..... Sometime the old snake keep the others snakes away! Balance in all things Words have their own meaning. Don't add meaning to them.... You only screw-up the conversation!!!
Music In My Life
some of you may know that i recently moved to phoenix on labor day weekend. i planned on moving here a few years back, and it finally came to fruition. i like some of the lyrics in this song. the title is a must. but i like how he left with a pack of clothes without a family tree. i moved here with no one here to call family. nor friends. i know it will be hard getting my roots settled in. to where i can comfortably call it home. but i knew that i had to move. there was no future for me living for my family. i had to venture out on my own. i still love my family very much, and if i get to missing them too much they are only short 5-10hour road trip away. i just dont get to go over to see em everyday. so recently i learned how to embed music videos into my blogs. i think i will start doing that more and relating those parts lyrics i enjoy to aspects in my life. i will try to figure out how to embed just the music itself so while reading the blogs you will be able to listen to the music
Sayin Goodbye To 2007
ethan was the one person i felt the closest too, but i guess he just got tired of being my friend. . but ive dedicated this song to him
Computers And Cry Babies
ok , i just want to state that this is just my thought about it ) people are on here cryin and bitchin about oh my pics or oh my points or oh my this or that guess what its the internet dua if u dont want people seein ur ass dont post the dang pics if u want points then u should do something about it besides beg like earn them this is life people were its on here or not it is hard rough and sad u have to grow up sometime sure i have thangs i could bitch about but insted i try to find ways of fixin them i ant pickin on anyone person here i am just stating a fact its the (internet) u can find almost everything u want or need so come on if ur puttin thangs on here u want to be privet then u r really crazy nothing on the net is privet lets be honest at least .... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or dow
I hope all had a wonderful holiday! Thanks for the incredible comments about my pics! All of you are too kind! xoxoxo Rhia I am a writer and poet...I play the drums, write music and lyrics, and also play the keyboard and guitar. I was TX born and raised, but have lived in Seattle WA, San Pedro CA, and Lancaster CA, before returning back to TX to help my Mom out. Thanks all for the wonderful comments! More to come, Rhia
Christmas Tree
Hi I am starting a new on line gaming website. It is about ready to go live in about 29 day. This is going to be big and if you want to get in on it check out my site at copy and past it in and see what you think thanks Chuck The time is here January 21 the new game site goes live and if you like to play on line games and want to make money will check it out at copy and paste and it will blow your mind. I will come back and give you the game site when it goes live. I you want too be a part of this then check out the link now.
In Loving Memory
In Loving Memory of my uncle, Vernon Ingram of Irvine, Kentucky. My uncle was like a dad to me, after my dad passed away 2 years ago my dad's brother was the only person I could turn to for anything. I guess when you really think you have so great, for me I didnt. Dont let the pretty face or my career get ya and say that well look at her and how gorgeous she is any man would be honored to have her. Well I'm not as strong as I look. I have battled cancer and a child all rolled in one. My uncle taught me to never fall in love unless I knew right then he was the one to care for me, to accept God, to always follow my heart, never mixed lust for love. It really hurts to know now he was right. I have someone in my life that I care about that I love and someday want to marry. It hurts to know now that he is gone and my heart has taken a different turn. I know in my heart he is in a better place and God will take care of him. My pain in my heart and the memories I carry around ev
For All
Hello all, Yeah I know there isn't going to be many who read this, but I am gonna type it anyway. There are those of you on my friend list that i talk to everyday and those who talk to me everyday. Then there are some of you that talk to me every once in a while. Then there are those of you who do not speak to me at all or do not leave messages and or comments. There are those of you who are just on my list for big friend numbers. If you are one of those people please remove yourself from my list. I am not trying to sound like a bitch but I want real friends. All of my real friends and those of you who consider yourselves my friends please remain on my list. Any drama makers please disappear. Anyone who doesn't want to really be my friend, just remove yourselves from my list. Once again I am not trying to be mean but I am not gonna put up with a bunch of people who r so unreal and not true friends. HELLO ALL, HERE ARE A FEW OF MY BLOGS FROM MY SPACE. YES I CAN BE A BITCH WHEN I FEEL TH
For the longest time I have always wondered about you? I always wondered where you are and if you existed? Could you look at me for more then what I know I am and tell me how your going to change my thoughts and feelings forever? Could you love me with all your heart, like I so wanna give to you unconditionally and selflessly? Could you look into my hazel eyes, tell me that I am there for you baby, and make me believe when in times I have not? Could I tell you how you thawed out my cold heart with just your stare and not have you look at me as if I am obsessed or clingy? Could I make you understand that since I met you, I adore you and you can trust that even if I were to go out, I would come home alone waiting for your call rather then with a random chick to fill my temporary ill's...and could I expect the same from you? Would you tell me with your eyes that I am handsome and how you think I am even if the rest of the world didn't agree? Could
Doing Great
well i'm doin good....the baby is doin good i'm now 33 weeks and its gettin closer and closer to the due date...and i cant wait i want to see what and who he is gonna look like...i would rather him look like me then his father but i cant help that as far as my other son thomas he is doin is goin better for him he's a little smarty...but gotta love'em....well just wanted to update alot of ya ....hugs and kisses well wow this is my 1st blog on well i'm a single mom of a 6 yr old boy and a baby boy on the way in the next 2 months....dont drink the georgia thats what i tell my friends...ended up gettin preggo by the ex that i was with out there...and boy oh boy didnt think it would turn out this way but i would never ever change a thing bout it...well being preggo that is.. i love kids...and i love my son he is gonna be a big brother...he loves to put his hand on my tummy and feel the baby kick....heck he dont want me t
Nice Guys
TAURUS - The Enduring One (4/20-5/20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward. VIRGO - The Perfectionist (8/23-9/22) Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Al ways wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Intense One (10/23-11/21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or posse
What's Its Go To Be
WTF is your problem? I don't understand why the hell ppl got to act so damn stupid sometimes. Like the world revolves around them. Screw you cause it ain't. Stupid azz ppl sayin stupid azz things just to make them feel good about them self. Yeah i got an attitude and cant nobody make me change it. I'm just tired of all the fake azz ppl, the ppl that wanna tell me how to run my life, the ppl that think they know me but really don't know me. Just leave me alone. I don't wanna be bother with any of ya'll bullshyt. I'm growin up to be a beautiful, smart, independent but bad azz with an attitude kind of a woman. I'm just lettin ya'll know leave me alone with the BS cause only god can judge me not you If I had no more time No more time left to be here Would you cherish what we had? Was it everything that you were looking for? If I couldn't feel your touch And no longer were you with me I'd be wishing you were here To be everything that I'd be looking for I don't wanna forget the
Fubar Stuff
In a few days I will post a blog explaing how to get these.. Please add me so it will notify you when I post it. When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The fir
Hey Yense....
Any of yense got myspace? Come visit me there also. It's set to private but i'll let you in, if youre nice! lol Got yahoo messenger? my id is recycled_absence Have a good day!!!! ~Nikki Happy New Years!!! Hope yense all well! *SMILES*
I'm Funny
Have you had a friend, especially a friend with benefits? How do you tell them things? Personal things, or even things that you're afraid to bring up? Do you get anxiety attacks? Do your nerves freeze up in fear? Does you stomach tighten and hurt? Mine does. How do you go from FWB, to something else, something more, something deeper, especially when you're afraid to speak your mind. Not that you are afraid of your friend, not by any means, but afraid of the consequence if what you say is taken wrong, or they can't or won't, feel the same way. I get attached to people, perhaps I open my heart too easily, but there it is. You're afraid to change the status quo because a) you don't know how to tell them that you'd be willing to be more (if that is how your friendship grows) or b) because they will take it wrong and walk away (just like everyone else has) I'm tired of the 'fly by night guys', I want someone more steady, someone that wants to be with me, and not just for the sex, but bec
New Bomber Family
about 2 or 3 weeks ago i seen a bulletin with an 800 # that people could call and let their kids hear a message from santa starting on the 13th counting down the 12 days of christmas. well i tried calling it tonight for my 4 year old to hear. all i got when i called 1-800-972-6242 is this: "were sorry your call can not be completed as dialed". so i went on a wild goose chase to see if maybe i had wrote the number wrong and if i get the right number. well i found out that the number was indeed right and then also found this...... The reason you can no longer call Santa, is because this was a small company's 800# that they set up for their employees children. Unfortunately it got out, is all over the web, and the phone bill is huge. They had to disconnect it. It may be free to us, but someone has to pay for the 800#. My husband and I are starting a bombing family that is willing to help comment bomb anyone in contests and giveaways. We are also willing to give help to peop
Please Help Me
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Mitch Hedberg Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Mega Jones The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand! Danny Jansen Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. Anonymous There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them. Terry Pratchett Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. Paul McCartney It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her. W.C. Fields Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Anonymous A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts. Steve Fergo
Where Are You Christmas?
Heard this the other day in the car and it made me cry. I feel like every year Christmas looses more and more of the joy and magic. Everytime it comes around I resent it more and more. I watch myself, my family and my friends, fret and worry over being able to afford gifts, stress about getting it all done on time and then in one day, a month or mores worth os stress is over. Everyone feels so obligated and nothing comes from the heart. As a child it was so different, it meant such different things. Time and circumstance killed christmas. For me atleast. Its nothing anymore but sorrow. Christmas 2002 was the final blow. I drove to my aunts with my sick pet mouse christmas eve. I woke up christmas morning to find my mouse dead, and my father unable to make it out because of the snow. What a wonderful gift from the gods. I had my christmas and dinner with him several weeks later, in his car, on my 30 minute break from work. The next time i saw him he had been eatten alive by cance
Wiccan Grave
Wiccan Pentacles Grace Veterans’ Markers A WPR Feature Produced by Brian Bull 5/28/07 Wiccans have sparred with the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs in court for years, to have pentacles approved for fallen soldiers’ headstones. A settlement in late April has allowed the symbols – which some consider Satanic – to join nearly 40 other religious icons approved for markers. This past Memorial Day, Wiccans gathered to commemorate the first of several V-A approved markers, bearing the controversial symbol. Brian Bull reports on the Barneveld ceremony… Running time is 3:04 Listen to this story now using RealPlayer Wicca is an earth-based religion which some believers describe as "neo-pagan". Its principles and teachings are largely based on a reverence for nature and the elements of earth, water, fire, air, and the soul. The five-pointed star contained within a circle -- or pentacle -- is said to represent these elements. But Hollywood movies have shown the pen
Welcome To My World
When I fall in love I give my whole life To the one who falls in love with me And there's no one who with the power to dispel what I feel for you They say that I won't know To look for flowers for you That I won't be able to offer Any gift They say that I have suffered Of bad loves And that my heart has not healed yet My girlfriend knows that it's not true My girlfriend knows that when – When I'm in love I give everything good To the one who's in love with me And there's no one Who can change me Who can take me from her When I fall in love I give my whole life To the one who falls in love with me And there's no one who with the power to dispel what I feel for you To the one who says live another day Everybody will understand That when When I fall in love I give my whole life To the one who falls in love with me And there's no one Who can change me Who can take me from her When I'm in love I give everything good To the one who's in
My Poems
I write this letter because I don’t know what else to do. I’ve told you that I love you and you told me you loved me too. We both believe we have found our soul mates within each other. When our eyes connect our souls begin to dance with happiness. My heart is filled with completion because I have found you. I’m sure that there are some words to tell you how much you mean to me but at this moment all I can do is dream of you and I together forever all our lives. You told me once that you could see us growing old together sitting on the front porch swing. I think of that moment with every breath I take. Knowing that I have you; someone that every woman dreams of having. This man that makes me forget all my troubles and makes me feel like the most beautiful thing he has ever seen. You are my one and only. For there is no other to compare. What we have together no one else could share. I HAVE A FRIEND I have a friend who is perfect just like me She listens to all my shit No matter
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A Little About Me
I have been living in raceland since July with my husband. I am happily married since august of 2004. I'm an Avon Representative and have been since May of 2006. I also have a seizure disorder but I haven't had a seizure in also 2 years. If anyone is interested in selling avon please send me a private message with your name and number. To start selling avon: YOU MUST BE 18 years old or Older. It costs $10 and you get all the supplies you need to start. For the first four campaigns you earn 50% of what you sell minus cost of supplies and things you order. After the 4th campaign your earnings depend on how much you sell. You can earn anywhere from 20% to 50%.
Cat Scan Update!!!
So teh cancer is gone!!! I am don ewith CHemo!!! This was the best Christmas present I could have asked for !!!! What a great way to start the new year!!!WOOHOO!! Thanks for all the thoughts and prayers that were sent out...I appreciate them an know that they kept me going! Much Love, Tiffany HEY EVERYONE!!!! MY SCAN CAME BACK CLEAR!!!! HAHAHA!!! WHAT A CHRISTMAS PRESENT!! I am DONE with Chemo!!! YEAH ME! YEAH US!!!! I have a hernia so I will need surgery to repair that but it is an overnight biggie!!!! What a blessing this year has been and a growing experience! I feel so blessed to have my friends and family, and all the prayers that we have recieved... ....The blessings i have received are immeasurable...and this email would get quite long if I tried to mention all of them......But thank you to everyone that were parts of and contributed to them, and thank you for your family can finally be more normal now than we have be
My Goddesses
Isis, Egyptian Goddess of Magic and Giver of Life Isis, the Egyptian goddess of rebirth remains one of the most familiar images of empowered and utter femininity. The goddess Isis was the first daughter of Geb, god of the Earth, and Nut, the goddess of the Overarching Sky. Isis was born on the first day between the first years of creation, and was adored by her human followers. Unlike the other Egyptian goddesses, the goddess Isis spent time among her people, teaching women how to grind corn and make bread, spin flax and weave cloth, and how to tame men enough to live with them (an art form on which many of us would welcome a refresher course!) Isis taught her people the skills of reading and agriculture and was worshipped as the goddess of medicine and wisdom. More than any other of the ancient Egyptian goddesses, Isis embodied the characteristics of all the lesser goddesses that preceded her. Isis became the model on which future generations of female deities in othe
Ok, I'm heading out tonight for my road trip from Chicago to Seattle. Hopefully, mother nature will be kind to me and my car will make it without trouble. If any of my fu friends live along the route(I'm following the route recommended by Google maps) and would like to meet me, please let me know. Although I'll be on a tight schedule, I'd be happy to stop for a coffee or something. Of course there's also the chance I may be bedding down in your area(at the cheapest motel I can find), in which case I'd be up for grabbing a drink or something. Once again, let me know. My cell is 312.402.5161(there's a good chance I won't answer since I don't like to talk when I'm driving and typically don't answer calls from numbers I don't recognize, but please leave a message and I'll call back as soon as I can. Happy festivus. Well, I can't stomach any more hardship out here in Chicago, so I've decided to make the move back to Seattle. I gave it a try and just couldn't make things work. T
Creative Writing
My Active Duty Christmas Locations 1971 – Basic Training – Lackland AFB, TX 1972 – 379th Avionics Maintenance Squadron – Wurtsmith AFB, MI 1973 432nd Avionics Maintenance Squadron – Udorn RTAFB, Thailand 1974 – 1981 4th Avionics Maintenance Squadron – Seymour Johnson AFB, NC 1982 – 1984 50th Component Repair Squadron – Hahn AB, W. Germany 1985-1987 5th Avionics Maintenance Squadron – Minot AFB, ND 1988-1991 7th Avionics Maintenance Squadron – Carswell AFB, TX The Seymour Johnson AFB assignment did allow me to visit my parents during most of the holidays I was stationed there. All the rest were spend at my assigned duty station. I was fortunate to never see combat duty in my 20 years with the Air Force. However, given the chance in today’s world, I’d do it all over again. God bless all U.S. Military personnel, past, present and future! Alan R. Thomas TSgt., USAF, Retired I’m on my way back to North Carolina after a 12 month tour of duty in Thailand with the U.S.
It's Just A Joke!!!
4 GAY GUYS WERE IN A HOT TUB AND A CONDOM FLOATED TO THE TOP AND 1 OF THE GUYS SAID O.K. WHO FARTED ***THIS WAS A TEXT MESSAGE SENT TO ME*** A Teacher asks, what body part goes to heaven first? The child answers legs cause my mother always has them in the air screaming oh god I'm cummin!!!
Harley Davidson Joke
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE." -------------------- A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. "My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautif
# No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. # The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum. # Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight. The new 787 Boeing was revealed on 7/8/07 or July 8th, 07. Every day is about 55 billionths of a second longer than the day before it Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. Footprints of astronauts who landed on the moon should last at least 10 million years since the moon has no atmosphere. The national orchestra of Monaco (a nation in Europe) has more individuals than its army. Earthworms have five hearts The Himalayan gogi berry contains, weight for weight, more iron than steak, more beta carotene than carrots, more vitamin C than oranges. Fingerprints of koalas are similar (in pattern, shape and size) to the fingerprints of humans Genetically-engineered babies were born f
Sorry sweethearts, I'm not really leaving, but I wanted to get you in here!! :) Who loves Miss Emily Gail enough to buy her a Fubar T-shirt for Christmas???? Pwwwwweeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz?!?!?! How can you deny this face??? Here's the deal: 1. Money isn't made out of paper. It's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 3. The dot over the letter "I" is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The 'spot' on 7-UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sist
with their boyfrineds or are thinking about leaving his sorry ass.their is one way how you can hurt a guy emotionally, ladies. if you really wanna get back at him. if you really wanna know then you have to hit me up in the shoutbox. and a skank ass tramp
A bus load of catholic girls go over a cliff and they all die and go to heaven... they are standing at the pearly gates, and St Peter ask the first girl: Have you ever touched a mans organ She replies yes but just with my finger St Peter says: wash your finger in this holy water and go right in The next girl in line steps forward and St Peter asks: Have you ever touched a male organ? The girl replies yes but only with my hand St Peter says: wash your hand in this Holy water and go right in A girl runs up to the font of the line and asks St Peter if she can go next, ans St Peter asks why The girl says: well if you want me to gargle that holy water i wanna do it before ashley sticks her butt in there Anger management... When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd
My Marriage And My Husband
My Marriage and My Husband This blog was written on Friday, March 9, 2007. When I got married I thought it would be forever. I never imagined that it would only last three months. I never thought my husband would hit me. I never thought that it would turn out that I married the wrong man. I love my husband. I'm just not in love with my husband. After a lot of tears, soul searching, and prayer I have figured out that he isn't the same man that I fell in love with. We met July 1, 2005. He told me he loved me after only a week. We made love for the first time after ten days. December 23, 2005 he proposed to me. We set our wedding date for June 23, 2007. Pastor said we had to get married sooner because we were living in sin so we married November 18, 2006. He quit his job in June, 2006. He delivered pizzas a couple nights a week to make money for his truck payment, cell phone bill, and gas. He didn't pay any of the house bills. In the fall of 2006 he got severial temporary jobs
Present Situation
I used to dream of eyes so blue And loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic heroins And how gracious they would be. I used to dream of how I wouldn’t settle For anything less than best. I used to dream of how she would majestically Lay all fears to rest. I used to dream of fairy tales, How wondrous would they be I used to dream of story books All patterned after me. I used to dream of a lot of things, But the moment I met you, I immediately stopped dreaming, Because all of my dreams came true. the pressure of life is getting to me. what do i do, what can i do. nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the responsibilities that are tying me down.Straining my brain, breaking my back just to figure out a way out of this mess i call my life. is there a way? Some say suicide, but fuck that. im not rotting in hell to solve this. others say run. Run where? Home. yeah that will work.not. and the few, the few i call friends say stay, fight it. So hard, being pulled
I'm getting my son for a few weeks, but I need your help leveling so I can post more pics soon! Come to myyearbook and help me with my battle!!
Erotic Stories
you are laying there in bed, trying to sleep after a long stressful day at work. all of a sudden you hear the water being drawn in the bathtub with the scent of strawberry from all the candles that are lit in there. You proceed to walk to the bathroom to be invited in, you set down in the bathtub with your back up against me and I massage you down, you turn your head to kiss me. As you are kissing me, your whole body turns and you make sweet love to me with the water splashing out of the bathtub, all over the reach for one of the candles to let the hot wax drip on to my nipples. You set up on the side of the tub so that I can have my way with you by my mouth. You pull upon my hair to lead me to the bedroom. you proceed to light all the candles in the bedroom and stop and stare at me laying on the bed waiting for you. you turn the sweet sound of lite romantic music on the cd player. your towel drops on the floor and you begin to speak and telling me what you want to do to me
Hello my love! It´s so hard to be your lover baby! You know, you even look like a doctor, every time I look for you, you are in some "doctor´s office" or on the nite-shift at some "hospital"... doctor´s office is just a way of saying it because you and I both know, that the beds you prefer are nothing like those "check-up" beds. Am I right baby? But I´m not writing to fight with you, I just want to know when you´ll be here again because I´m almost forgetting how it is to be your lover... and if you take too long, I´m going to start feeling like a wife, a betrayed wife!! Did you know when you disagre like that I start to get really worried?? Yeah well, I have to know if you´re eating well, , oh, I mean if your getting fed, oh you know what I mean!! I need to know if your not pushing yourself to far, if you´re not stressing yourself too much, because I wouldn´t like to receive you totally exhausted, right baby?? Well that´s that my love. This card is to say, I miss you a lot, and I
yeah my boss did the same shit. that mofo tried to say i was unprofessional about the way i quit after i had given him 3 weeks notice 9/02/2007 Rose: just thought I'd let you know that alec has been banned from the theater, and you should know better as a manager. John wants to know when he's at the theater, so just a heads up 10/14/2007 Rose: john hears e/t to do with alec, and james heard him say s/t when I walked away, so you better tell him to watch his threats 12/6/2007 (voicemail message)Rose: hey josh you need to call the theater or my cell because you need to talk to john or peyman about the overtime for yesterday, you clocked in at 1:49 instead of 3. Here on out it is through phone text messages. Of which I have saved all Me: because I was asked to do so by the only manager there and I did so don't change it Rose: wtf. I was asking because you didn't ask anyone for approval. John's not okay with it, and we have to explain why you have unapproved overtim
sitting in a coner in an empy room gun in one hand bullet in the other put the bullet in the chamber(come on i dare you) spin the chamber and close it. aim the gun at ur head(u knoe u wanna). pull the trigger (click) a peace of ur heart brakes off. pull the trigger agian(click)bigger peace brakes off this time(dont knoe if u can keep going (u do) pull the trigger agian (click)heart dont brake this time u just scream (FUCK)! with out knoeing it or tring u closed ur heart pull the trigger one last time (bang) ok there is a point to this and it is this love is like russun rulet (sounds odd right ) every time u pull the trigger and hear a click its not over it was the wrong person but if u give up ull hear the bang ull never be happy so even thought u hear alot of clicks keep trying and ull hear the sweet bang of love THE ESCAPE OF THE PAIN OF LIFE Don't fear me he said for I am what u wanted. I am death(the reaper)hear to end your pain. She will fade and you will die.
hello everybody just sending out my fubar love out to all my friends...have a great christmas and have a happy new year...hope to chat with you all again..add me to your yahoo messenger at If your going to add me as a friend then really be a friend instead of a stranger. I hate those who just make comments on my pics just to get cherry points. I should be one of your top ten friends mainly who I the kind of guy any woman would or should want as a good friend or maybe more but I dont see anybody wanting to do anything with me except for draining cherry points from me...take a look at my pics..rate them then chat with me...add me to your yahoo messengers friend list at c-ya there. you really know who your friends are when it comes down to it!!!
Biopsy Today
Well I went for the Biopsy and this Doc said she needed to run more tests before she did it.She did another ultrasound and said there was many nodules but since my Doc never sent the blood work and test results she couldn't tell which were "cold" and which were "hot" nodules She also said the thyroid was swollen and lumpy which may be a sign of an autoimmune disease. So more blood work and more tests. All I care about is getting the medication to stop the weight gain.Cut off what you want Doc,I'll weigh less then,lol. In a few minutes I'm on my way to the hospital for a biopsy on my thyroid.The recent ultrasound revealed multinodules. Due to this condition I have gained weight which some people on here seem to think is a good reason to make fun of people.WISH ME LUCK!
My Bloggy
Up in my scrolling bar tab area, I just saw that some guy rated my photo a 10. Ewwww!!! And he was really butt ugly, at a mutant level as well. Trailer park ugly. I'm freaked. So, I'm pulling my photo into friends only. I pretty much have some good woman friends anyways. So, Pacman is going back up as my profile photo. Ewww!!! I love this song I have been hearing lately on XM Beats Per Minute channel. It is called 'Amazing' by Seal. Its intense and beautiful. "Everyone says you're amazing now that you're clean" Seal is a musical force to be reckoned with. And he didn't follow the herd. I can respect that.
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal. HEY EVERYONE JUST WANTED TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS SINCE IT IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, HOPE SANTA BRINGS YOU ALL EVERYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES, AND DONT FORGET THE NEW YEAR.. PARTY IT UP.. HAVE A BLAST AND DRINK ONE FOR ME !!!
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Let Me Let Go
i was so in love with this guy on here and yes we both did stupid shit but hey we are only human ... right anyway we both moved on i tried to get him back or even be his friend and all he did was hurt me and call me names so i have come to realize that i guess the song you cant make a heart love someone you can only tell it what to do is true so this song let me let go is how i feel i want to let go thats all i have left to do now!
Open Minded
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm deaf in my right ear. 2. I'm an American living in Canada. 3. I'm violently allergic to pineapple. 4. I have never gone to the same school for more than 2 years. 5. I am a control freak. 6. I have a thing for chicks in glasses. 7. I hate filling these things out!!!!! 8. I was given a 30% chance of survival when I was born. 9. I hate feet. 10. I love to read. I tag Wycked Wytch, Slave Cherie, Blondie, Sweet DD and ETNDom My wife and I have an open relationship and we are very upfront about it with most everyone we become close with and want to get to know. Because of this I've been get
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Christy Date: Dec 17, 2007 5:07 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Kenny Wayne & Cowboy UpDate: Dec 16, 2007 10:26 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Cora RiddleDate: 16 Dec 2007, 17:40Date: Dec 13, 2007 6:17 PMDecember 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF ANYONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WITH U THE WHOLE TIME DON’T GIVE THEM TO ANYONE THAT U DON’T TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GONNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUT OF JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO
Dec. 14, 2007
The trouble with asking questions is, Sometimes you get answers you don't wanna hear. Some people touch your flesh, Others hold you close, Some only pass with a glance, ONE will touch your very SOUL! TheUnLoved 12-14-07
Contest Reminder
Hello, just a reminder that the Holiday Contest starts tomorrow at 9 P.M. Eastern. As a bonus, the person with the most actual ratings will receive 10,000 Fubucks. If anyone else wants to join the contest please send me an email. Thanks everyone who has joined so far. Have fun and good luck! Just want to say thanks to all the people who joined the contest and to all who have voted and left comments on their favorite contestant so far. Have fun and good luck!
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often.Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not.Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at Pretty self explanatory. Don't judge me.
Funny Chit....
this shit is hella funny... Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER I must send my
Christmas Blues
see when i was coming up no one never lied about christmas. they only said what the fuck they was taught was true. Well me being the average, but eclective child, knew better then that. only people come down ya'll chimney are cat burglars and they not trying to leave shit, except your house empty. Plus, in the hood, he is not going 2 b white or fat. Not 2 mention he comin thru your window or door. and if u in the hood u very seldom he going 2 white. More like a crack. Please i haven't see no reindeers flyin unless i was extremely high. And it would be no rein deers it might be pink elephant and they aren't leaving shit. Then when your pockets r already being choked. what do u suggest u tell the store people when they sat your credit ain't good here? yeah probably won't even try 2 do that. So u know who going 2 b assed out, your children, because they done been fed dreams they will never c. America has made christmas real commericial and i am suspect about who are the real t
Phenomenal Woman
Name: shorty Birthday: dont no Birthplace: cali Current Location: home Eye Color: hazel Hair Color: black Height: 5 Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: irish german The Shoes You Wore Today: slippers Your Weakness: chocolate Your Fears: being hurt Your Perfect Pizza: veggie Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: graduation Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: idk Thoughts First Waking Up: mike Your Best Physical Feature: eyes Your Bedtime: never Your Most Missed Memory: Pepsi or Coke: pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: m Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: liption Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: neither Do you Smoke: yes Do you Swear: yes Do you Sing: sometimes Do you Shower Daily: yea Have you Been in Love: to many times Do you want to go to College: yes Do you want to get Married: yes Do you belive in yourself: yes Do you think you are Attractive: yes Are you a Health Freak: not
Personal Thoughts And Feelings
I thought I would stop by and update all my sweet and true friends here on fubar. I am rejuvenated and feeling wonderful. I am home from the hospital since this Saturday the 26th of January 2008 and I am no longer in heart failure at this time, my energy levels are returning to semi normal and I feel refreshed! I am still having some trouble with my blood being too thick and if you know my story this is a bad thing as a clot will shut down my mechanical aortic valve, however I have hope and faith all will work out, in the meantime I am taking 4 shots of lovenox (a blood thinner like heparin that you get in the hospital if needed but these are prefilled syringes so no measuring yeahhh LOL) I take 4 a day and they also increased my coumadin (blood thinner medicine) they also increased my lasix (water pill to keep the Congestive heart failure from returning so much) as you can imagine this keeps me close to the bathroom LMAO. I have other great news while I was in the hospital my mortgage
Show Reviews
Scarecrow and Fueled By Fire Show Review 12-11-07 @ Studio Seven (Seattle, WA) Well let's start out that driving to Seattle to check out the shows is not that bad!!!! When it is at Studio Seven or a few other venues I enjoy going to!! Well I attended this show with Mark from ROCK MY MONKEY. We got a late start so by the time we got there, we had already missed two opening bands and the third was in middle of their set!! I really don't remember much of them in which is not a good thing!! But I do remember talking with Fueled By Fire (FBF) from Metal Blade Records. While enjoying a great conversation about old school music and bands SCARECROW was setting up and preparing to rip some souls out and they did Just that. I at times thought of several old bands that they sounded similar to and it was refreshing to hear just old school thrash again. I must admit I thought I was looking at a Cliff Burton, Dave Mustaine and a few other old school players from the 80's
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Free Comments & Graphics
Common Courtesy
The following is an e-mail I sent to Fubar support about a couple of very frequently occurring problems I have on here. Just wondering if many other people are having the same problems? If you are, I'd like to suggest that you also write Fubar support about them too,because only the squeaky wheel gets the grease, and I'm sure if no one else is complaining about these things, they won't do anything about it... but if several of you also have these same problems and let Fubar know about it, they might actually do something about it! These are just very annoying to me and I'm hoping they can fix it! Anyway, here is the e-mail I sent which explains the problems.... There is two VERY annoying things I find on this site quite regular... I wish there could be something done about these two items as it just frustrates me to no end because they happen so often! The first item is that many, many times when I'm typing in the shout box, the damn box just closes on me for some unknown reas
Struggles Of The Mind....+
Imagine my friend, a forever closing box, A closing box forever open, what a paradox? Imagine now, that you've been in this cave, An unreachable light, making you it's slave. Imagine that soon you will have the strength, Into the light, escaping the box at any length. /Thats what I wanna do/ Imagine that! J. Koblitz In this time, of suffocating fury. I find myself, my judge and jury. I claw at earth, gasping for breath. I cling to life, to escape my death. All I inhale are large clumps of dirt. Every breath out, shows all my hurt. But claw and gasp and choke I do. for dirt and hurt won't keep me from you. And you not bein, anyone else! Then my own future, my own self! I just want to claw above this earth I see. I just want to be happy, being me. J. Koblitz
Winter Time
Well old year 2007 did die :( with a lot of good memories good and bad times :D a year I made lot of friends here on Fubar, you guys did make me laugh, made me both sad and happy and I did enjoy every moment in every way. Some real friends going to read this and I love you for being real 2008 did come, young year, new one with a lot of hope and I am happy that I am going to spend it with all of you. May god be on our side to show us real path of love, tolerance and trust. Hope all of you find real happiness, and you that did find that happiness keep in mind one thing "Love is like a fire, if you don't feed it with heat and warm love it will die, so don't let it happen other way" Well it is enough from me for now and I wish you very happy night with funny safe celebration LOVE YOU ALL Dino Well, here is me sitting writing few words for my friends and fubar family :D I am going to celebrate Xmas up the Mountains gone for 10 days so behave and I'll bring you some cool pics
Nsfw Pics
Guys if you want to see some of me and my friends nsfw pics please read.If i do let you,you will have 20 min to look,rate,comment or whatever then you will be removed from my fam sorry. There is no way to really regulate everyones payment. Sorry if it takes me a few mins to let you in be patient if you paid i will. Thank you 1000 bucks for slightly nsfw friends. 5000 bucks for nsfw friends. 10000 for me msfw. 20000 for me my friend and our little friend. P.S. yes the nsfw is not safe i've managed to get by the man for now so i still get all the points to. DO NOT! Send gifts when i am not on trying to pass off something you bought at happy hour as full price. NO GIFTS. BUCKS!!!.tks If you would like to see my pics and you are a girl add me to your fam and i will add you to mine. If i am not on line when you do, as soon as i am i will add you to. If you do not have any pics of you for me to get wet over don't add me but you can ask if you see me on i might let you see th
So Alone

What kind of lover are you?BarbaricYou have a wild, fierce, and strong animal-like nature behind your lovemaking and that makes you very passionate. When you find the "one" you can give your whole heart to, you give that and then some! It's true that most people say there's no love behind that much fire but that's quite the opposite. You love who you're with and have no problem slamming them down on the sheets and showing them the time of their life! For this, your lover will respond back with the same animal nature and that will show you how much they love you back! For you, it's rough all the way and always very heated and intense!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic What alcohol are you??PATRONEYou are a laid back and relaxed drinker! Patrone is one of the most finest tequillas known! It also shows you have a very expensive taste on your tongue!! How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Something Toooooo Remember
I have learned in life that when you mess up and deny it it only will make things worse when the situation arises that you are forced to admit your mistake. Just come forth from the moment the messup or mistack happens and admit it. Tell the person that you know that you are wrong you say that you are wrong and that all you can do is apologize and be sure to try not to repeat your mistack again. I have personally made that mistack one to many times in my life and lost one to many ppeople out of my life bacuase of it. I have vowed to myself never to do this again, and so far I have kept to my word to myself. How well do you think you are doing on this issue, and how well will you do if you change to doing what is right on this issue? Remember one thing in life... Your past is always going to be your past, there is no way to change it, all you can do is learn from it and try not to repeat the mistakes made in it... Your future is only what you choose to make of it, Good or b
Poetry.. What Do You Think?
Within all of the emotions that have been created and felt, Some would say the greatest is love that would make a heart melt. Others would disagree and say, The feeling of pride in watching your child at play. Although both of these feelings are overwhelming to feel, I would have to disagree and go with a stronger feeling that is real. Among all the emotions weak and strong, The strongest yet hardest to grab onto, I would have to argue and bring to you trust, greatest of all. See without having trust all other feelings would fall. Love is not love without trusting in who you are, Pride isn't pride without trusting in what you have done, So you see, with trust all these other emotions have only begun. The life of a poet could be perceived in a dramatic movie, But is that the life I have when you take a look at me? I can share with you my thoughts, my dreams, and fears. I can let you know through these words what I have felt through the years. Open the doors for you to s
Have you ever been arrested or are you in danger of being arrested because of your practices of voyeurism, exhibitionism, prostitution, sex with minors, indecent phone calls, etc.? I just wanted to say hi to all and thanks for the get well cards, soup etc. A bunch of us here caught this really bad flue or something and had me laid up for 9 days. I'm one of the lucky guys as I'm well enough to go back in for shift tonight. (good thing as we are really under short of people) The Army has blocked this site at work, so I'll catch up with all my friends when we lock down for a small x-mas break next week. Hope your shopping days are goig Thank care.....jc
READ THIS. LET IT REALLY SINK IN. THEN CHOOSE. John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, "I don't get it!" You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?" He replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or you can choose to be in a bad mood. I choose to be in a good mood." Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their
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people you have to check out my music videos and my stashes please pass the word i dont want to go to work but i guess i will dont have a choice
2008 Miss Mars Calendar!!! Sexy School Girl
OK everyone... help me win the sexy school girl contest!!! Comment bomb me and lets get this thing won!!!!!! Here's the link to the pic.... THANKS!! Y'all rock!!! Ring in the new year with a bang!!! My Miss MARS 2008 calendar is now available thanks to my great friends at the Mike and Roy Show!!! Just follow the link and get yours today!!! And be sure to let me know what ya think!!! And lets show my friends Mike and Roy some luv for making all this possible... The Mike And Roy Show@ fubar Roy From The Mike And Roy Show@ fubar
i had a baby girl names Lakota Elizabeth Roberts on November29,2007 at 4.45pm and she weighed 7lbs 4.5 ounces and was 20inches long and she made such a diffrence in my life in the little time that she was here she went home to be with jesus on dec 8th 2007 i love her so very much and miss her do much but she will forever be in my heart i love you Lakota Elizabeth Roberts forever and always love mommy Get More at i love you and miss you
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Darra Feminized Tgirl Sissy
My Femme name is derra my boy name is david .I am approximately 5'11" and weigh about 145 pounds. I've been on and off hormones and pump my small but noticalbe boobies I work as male and go out as Derra on the weekends and when I am at home. The dual life is difficult, but the reality is that a T-girl has few employment opportunities. It's a common situation with a transsexual. I am extremely kinky sexually may see me with the seventh fleet...maybe an officer or two, or the entire crew. I constantly play with my developing breast, I still work as a boy and I have been working at concealing them as much as possible, but lately I it has been a loosing battle. My body is waxed so to not show unsightly hairs. My eyebrows were tweezed within My ears were pierced I am Very sexy looking and a total slut when it comes to sex. I'm a T. girl who loves to be with those who appreciate T. girls.. especially other T. girls, but also men, and women, and couples.. open minded and uninhibited..
Skanks, Sluts, And Whores
So anyway, I've been around here since mid-September. Not all that long compared to some, but long enough to get most of the basics. I've come to see that there's an ongoing cold war of sorts between women who are willing to be nude on here and women who are not. Now, I really try to see both sides of these disagreements, but the greatest sin I can see on the part of the women willing to be nude is that many of them insist upon demanding fu-bucks or blasts or VIPs or happy hours in exchange for the privilege of seeing them nude. Ladies... Seriously... If your pics are worth paying to see, make a website and charge admission. You'll make MUCH more money that way and you can buy blasts, VIPs, and happy hours 'til your heart's content. I just know some of my friends are going to take offense to that, but oh well. It needed saying. Now we come to the women who perpetually whine about the other group of women. They call them skanks and sluts and whores for choosing to 'disrespect
The Abuser
That when you are in need of your best friend and need her for some mental support she isnt able to talk to you or even notice you but when she needs your help she wont stop bugging you till you have given your last breath on the subject she is dealing with? at times i just wish i would have never met some people in this world and then i would have to deal with this crap i am going through! i do care about my best friend but i feel she is just not there enough for me when i need a friend, She always shows up online when she needs help from me,but i cant seem to reach her when i need help just once. Tired of the ABUSER Current mood: neglected Category: Life I have been beat once again and this time i have made it public! I have hid this for so long and I am done today 12/15/07 at 1:30 pst I once again have been beat on by the jerkass and i am through i am tired of him placing his hand on me in an unwated way,pulling my hair,and leaving brusies on me so just for fare warni
Me All My Emotions
hey guys im havin sum trust issues with ppl right now im sry for the trouble... i hope it doesnt riun the friendships i have made on here.. i love u all muah just bare with me ok... i hate the fact that i cant sleep anymore or do like i use to i feel nailed to the ground all the time like my wings have been clipped or something it sucks i need guidence for my mixed emotions on what to do anymore the docs arent helping trust me and to make things worse we literally have no money having to sulk down and borrow save or ask family really hurts sometimes i give up now please dont catch me this time just let me hit the ground im serious i dont now what to do anymore im running out of ideas............. HELP ME before i just crash and burn............ im so bummed out
Humor me Till my blood turns black And my heart becomes Vin rouge The night is young A dance floor fills Are you prepared? Take a sip It’s only a small dose of truth Can you handle it? Wipe your lips and fold your hands Placed within my grasp Your façade won’t last Bathed in a moonlit glow You dance among the dead, you know Sing a lullaby Your portrait is finished Your card is XII Your lines have ceased Are you afraid of death Take a sip It’s only a small dose of truth Can you handle it? Wipe your lips and fold your hands Placed within my grasp Your façade won’t last Destined to live Born to die Don’t look so serious It’s only your medley Take a vile, after all there’s only a few One of lace, one of Nightshade One of Rosemary, and one of Sandalwood Take a sip It’s only a small dose of truth Can you handle it? Wipe your lips and fold your hands Placed within my grasp Your façade won’t last Take a sip It’s only a small dose of truth Can
Friend Needs Help!
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Nightshade's Prelude
Darkness falls and she emerges A creature as beautiful as night isself She awakens to hunt the one she loves Lust in her eyes magnified by the night Hunger from a long time sleep Lust pouring over her body Sleek and dark Swift like the night She hunts me Around every corner must I glance For she grows to love my taste Mortal love she hunts This flesh of mine To devour me by candlelight Her wishes come true As we lie embracing the night We are as one She is fulfilled I am spent Breaking through an internal hell The blaze of your soul slowly fades Left with nothing but a shell You must hide in the unforgiving shade Falling forever in the dark You stumble over the tragedies inside Savoring an eternal mark We tend to everything we've left behind Rising with the eternal sun We have emptied ourselves into nothing Reprieval of the things we've undone Can you finally become something Anything at all Or will you fall Giving them our freedom
Wanna Own Me??
Seeing how no one gives a shit about me on this site I'm gone. I'm tired of the people only wanting nude pictures or tags and do I get a thank you??? Um no. So I'll be gone after I get my pictures saved.
Words From The Heart
Love is so very special Yet can make you feel so lost It can arrive just like the springtime And melt away like morning frost You must find ways to nurture Always grow your love with care Never ever take for granted The love that you both share Mistakes are bound to happen You may hurt each other's heart Yet don't give up to easily It will tear your love apart Love resembles a bright flame That lights a dark starry night Never ever let this flame burn down Rekindle with all your might Take a moment every day Look deep into each other's eyes Never hesitate to show affection Small gestures will keep a love alive Talk openly about your feelings Take time to show that you care Treasure each and every moment Because to find true love is rare If time could stand still, I’d freeze it here, So you’d always hold me, close and near. In your arms, where I’m meant to be, Filled with the perfect love you’ve given me. A bond so strong, a hold so tight, To kn
Miscellaneous Funnies!!
THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.' 'Onions?' 'Yes, when you see them, they will make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, 'Mom, how many types of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his 'willie' is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.' 'A Christmas tree??' 'Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.' The Penis Wants a Raise I, the
The Genocydal Empyre V3.0 2008
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 4.8.08Be Sure To Tune In !!! Special Show Featuring A '3-Peat' Interview With Fred Brito !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.OR go HERE to the MySpace for a direct tune-in!Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity....Lord Genocyde will be interviewing this awesome dude:Fred Brito aka The Benevolent ConYou've seen him on Dateline NBC and Dr. Phil, but do YOU know the WHOLE story? Mr. Brito will be joining Genocyde live
Merry Christmas
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I
My Sexy Names
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You know you're a Long Islander because… 1. You feel like you know Howard Stern. 2. You live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world, but you almost never go there. 3. When you're away from Long Island, you love it and when you're there, you don't. 4. You know the exact point at which Queens turns into Nassau simply on intuition. 5. You've been to Jones Beach Field 4 on a June weekend afternoon. 6. You've been to the Tanger Outlets and came home with nothing to show for it. 7. You're still waiting for a bridge to Connecticut. 8. You've tried to use your father's monthly ticket to ride the LIRR, it worked. 9. You'd pay $8.50 for a movie. 10. You've never really fully evaluated the meaning of the name Hicksville. 11. You know where the Commack Motor Inn is but you "have never been ther". 12. You've never been to Times Square on New Year's Eve. 13. You've tried to find the Amityville Horror house. 14. No, you don't want mustard on that bur
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It's My Life.
Okay, here is the deal. I am sure by now most fo you have saw that there is a auction going on with in FuBar. Well, I just so happen to be in it. I can say I was talked into it. No, I wasn't forced. but damn close. lol j/k. Anyway.. I could use your help here. And you would get to know me better then anyone else on Fubar. All you have to do is click here and bid on me. If you win. I am sure we will have a great time and have some laughs along the way.. If you lose. I will still be tickled that you tried to help me out. Happy New Year.. What a way to start. It is funny how you can be married to someone for year and really not know them at all. I was married for 13 years and thought I knew my X. But I really didn't. When she left me I ask why. Most men have a ego and it hurts when there wife leaves. Mine left while I was at work. I came home to a empty house. Lots of things missing of course. Mainly my daughters and all of there clothes, toys and things. I can deal with the ite
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Plz Comment Bomb Them!!!
We get those, alot. I dont know if theres a true name for them but they have a list and your suppose to pass it along to all your friends and hopefully it gets back to you. Some of them are down right mushy, or inane, but sometimes some good ones pop up. I thought I'd post a few now and then, just for chits and giggles.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! And yes, by ME! ;-) Right here in front of everybody! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right awa
Confused plz repost for me and help me comment so i can win the blast for my lounge thank you so much ;) I have had a best friend for a while now and I have had a crush on him for a long time. He told me that nothing would ever happen between us. So I was ok just being a really good friends. I was told by him that he has changed his feeling for me and i dont know what to do now. Then there is a a guy that I really like on here and we get along so well but we have a long dist relationship if we get to gether it would be a 13 hr drive to see each other. He makes me smile and very happy every time we talk. You that tingle feeling in the pit of your tummy. hmm plz help me.
I've Learned.......
That LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. But DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. Eveything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. To be continued.... These lyrics...this is how I feel about life. Summer, Highland Falls Artist:Billy Joel
hahaha - doorbell ringing every half hour or so with guys wanting $ to shovel driveso I answer the door drunk in robe with beer in hand, "I'm broke...and do I look like I'm going anywhere?" "By the way - would you want to run up & get me a bottle of vodka while you're out?" The snow here is brutal! My brother, Jonny is laying in the snow making a snow angel (with his dog) and refuses to get up until Alexa makes a digital documentary. Quote: BadLori, "she won't give us the camera OR come out to take pictures" Jonny, "She better cuz I ain't coming in til she does...I'll die out here." BadLori, "There's gonna be a showdown." Alexa & Gerard watch smiling out the window. Alexa with update, "he's NOT dead." ...approaching footsteps Jonny, "you got plastic? I'm camping outside today." BadLori, "yeah, but I need that to wrap bodies." ok - so we've been up all night and we're drunk as fuck - Jonny proceeds to set up camp in the back yard...
Teezing Not Wheezing
Now THAT's a benigh title. What do I write? Hell, I just learned how to give fubucks, that was fun. Posted nother pic of my cock. That's always fun. Gee. What else? Y'know, what do you do when "it" falls asleep? And how does that happen? I mean, look at my pics, there's no reason that just now, the um, thingie there is asleep...ah, it's coming back to life, nevermind.
Masters Of War By Bob Dylan
Come you masters of war You that build all the guns You that build the death planes You that build the big bombs You that hide behind walls You that hide behind desks I just want you to know I can see through your masks You that never done nothin' But build to destroy You play with my world Like it's your little toy You put a gun in my hand And you hide from my eyes And you turn and run farther When the fast bullets fly Like Judas of old You lie and deceive A world war can be won You want me to believe But I see through your eyes And I see through your brain Like I see through the water That runs down my drain You fasten the triggers For the others to fire Then you set back and watch When the death count gets higher You hide in your mansion As young people's blood Flows out of their bodies And is buried in the mud You've thrown the worst fear That can ever be hurled Fear to bring children Into the world For threatening my baby Unborn and unn
The Soap Box
if I have done or said anything to hurt those I love ... I truly apologize ..... If what I did today caused hurt or harm I truly apologize. There was no malice or ill intent. I wasn’t trying to cause the ruckus that came about… I do see that giving Me the cold shoulder is malicious.. it is meant to hurt..and it does …. Mamma Bear '~Twisted Goddess~' I don't accept blank requests this is how My name shows up on My profile page ... one has to go past this and basic stats to rate or fan Me ... so why do I get so many damn blank requests? and then people get pissy when I send them this auto response "thank you for your friends request... I am declining it at this time... I do not accept blank requests... you are more than welcome to try again, after you have read My profile" this is the latest dolt to add to the block list Little_E: fuck off Little_E: there ya go a 1 is that better.. some boys get so pissy .... grow the fuck up !
Hi There
hi,anyone wanna help someone that really needs it? help someone less unfortunate this holiday season.this is 100% real not a scam.i am a real person and found this and i am trying to help someone who has less than i do i bought a gift for each child and want to see if anyone else will do the same.its legit its through amazon .somethings are like $5.00 bucks,almost anyone can spare that just want to say hi and happy holidays.if there is anyone out there a little more fortunate than most and want to do something good for some really really great kids heres what you can do!! this is not scam and it is through amazon. no peronal info never changes hands its just something im trying to get ppl to help woth.somethings are like 5.00 bucks not really expensive at all
Jingle Bells
If xmas could be an olympic sport, I would like to see the following events in it... speed house xmas light decorating. Synchronized gift unwrapping Timed turkey eating followed by a napping dash Xmas cookie tossing Of course xmas is becoming more stressful as each year goes on.. the gift that you wanna get is never in walmart. Gas prices go up so you end up spending more at the pumps than you do at the stores. Maybe someday.. xmas would be just families enjoying each other and bring home made gifts.. :D I hope i get my guitar hero. home made wrapping.. :D Jingle bell in the air at walmart the aisles fill with the folks. All looking for "who's smarter than a 5th grader" Christmas at walmart is a joke. Deck the walls with drips of beer, As i drink away all my holiday cheer, Because i know i'm not on santa's list I have been a bad boy this year! OH please come the new year fast and quick, for i wanna go piss the night away! ald lang sein for what e
Guitarist Extreme Extraordinaire
well be fairly new to fubar i find this site say the least. i have met a new girl and have already made some good friends. my cocern is time spent on this with that in mind do you think there is a certain addiction and do you spend too much time here ?? My Music my band my pics et all!
I Dare You!!!
Ok! So, I finally posted 4, YES, count em FOUR, Salutes! Plus along with that came, ummm, how should I say, Ummm Hmmmm 2NSFW pics! But, NSFW is for family ONLY!!! I figured, hey, im gonna post a freakin Salute, Might as well join the crowd an BAM, do it to it!! LOL ENJOY!! So since Theres some new pics an salutes, If ur not family, Rate/Comment ALL my pics to be added!! Send a message when ur done! Thx If ur reading this, an ur neither fan/friend or family, Do the same as above to get entry, Rate/Comment ALL my pics to be added!! Send a message when ur done! Thx Name: Number: Best time to call: What time the kid(S) goes to bed: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get.
This is something that i was sent that i think everyone should read. This is happening in homes around the world please read and lets stop this!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to
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If A Man Wants You
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught crap from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for a while. We went throug
I dont know what iam doin but rating an adding but i have sure been getting hit with a lot of Bouncer ID checks. It is starting to get old real fast. Any one know why it is happening? Want to wish every one on fubar a very Merry Christmas an a Happy New Year. Every one be safe.
Fractured Fairy Tales
Little red ridding hood was going to grandmas house and stopped to see the three little pigs they asked,,where you off to red, and she replied I'm going to grandmas,,,, oh no said the pigs, the big bad wolf is waiting in the forest and will pull your little red dress down and fuck you till your little red socks come off She told them she wasn't worried about the big bad wolf and heads to grandmas,Then she ran into the three bears, same thing happened momma bear said the big bad wolf is waiting for you in the forest im not worried about the big bad wolf says red and into the forest she goes All of a sudden the big bad wolf jumps out and says, little red ridding hood, I'm going to pull your little red dress down and f**k you till those little red socks come off, Red calmly pulls out her 45 and says, NO you ain't either mother fucker, Your going to eat me just like the book says  
Why Women Cry
opinions are like assholes everyone's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks. Why Women Cry A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I
Just Read This
It was almost Christmas time There I stood in another line Trying to buy that last gift or two I'm really in the Christmas mood Standing right in front of me Was a little boy waiting anxiously Pacing around like little boys do And in his hands he held A pair of shoes And his clothes were worn and old He was dirty from head to toe And when it came his time to pay I couldn't believe what I heard him say Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my Momma please It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size Could you hurry Sir? Daddy says there's not much time You see, she's been sick for quite a while And I know these shoes will make her smile And I want her to look beautiful If Momma meets Jesus, tonight. They counted pennies for what seem like years And cashier says son there's not enough here He searches is pockets franticly And he turned and he looked at me And he said Momma made Christmas good at our house Most years she just did without Tell me Sir Wh
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Kenny's Rants
You know, some people say I am a kiss ass but the way I see it is: I appreciate certain people, I have respect for them. I don't expect anything in return. I just like being nice. I work hard and I put my best foot in. And I own up to my mistakes. When I worked at Target, I was one of the best workers they had, my boss loved me and she would allow me certain privileges that she wouldnt allow others. For example: If a new store opened up she would allow me to go work at that new store and help them set up. Anyway, my point is this, every Christmas I would buy her a gift and my co-workers would call me a kiss ass/suck up, whatever just because I bought her a gift doesn't mean she would let me slide if I called off, no show, or did something that was obviously wrong. Can't someone work hard and still be thoughtful, kind, and respectful? Well I just finished my Fall 2007 semester at Jefferson College, now I am just waiting for my grades to be posted. I am pretty confident that I pas
Help A Hunnie Out
I NEED A NEW HEART AND SOUL BECAUSE THIS ONE IS GONE THERE IS NOTHING LEFT I have been naughty well my confession is that i haven't been a very good girl this year so i don't think i deserve the christmas present i want but i am still striving hard for it i am makin every effort i can to get it.......i hope santa is in a giving mood this year.....maybe mrs.clause gave him some this year lol
Just Me
There's a hundred years of history and a hundred before that All gathered in the thinkin' goin' on beneath his hat. and back behind his eyeballs and pumpin' through his veins Is the ghost of every cowboy that ever held the reins. Every coil in his lasso's been thrown a million times His quiet concentration's been distilled through ancient minds. It's evolution workin' when the silver scratches hide And a ghostly cowboy chorus fills his head and says, "Let's ride." The famous and the rowdy, the savage and the same The bluebloods and the hotbloods and the corriente strain All knew his mother's mothers or was his daddy's kin 'Till he's nearly purely cowboy, born to ride and bred to win. He's got a Buffalo Bill Cody and Goodnight's jigger boss And all the brave blue soldiers that General Custer lost The ghost of Pancho Villa, Sittin' Bull and Jessie James All gathered by his campfire keepin' score and takin' names. There's every Royal Mountie that ever got his man And ever
Im feeling generous hehe whatever First one to comment on this blog can have the rest of my 11's which is about 60.... I know u all have been waiting all year to give me something....wait that totally sounds dirty haha anyway i thought this was cute so if your cheap and dont wanna give me a real gift then add one here haha im such a brat im jk to everybody who doesnt already know me Happy Holidays and LUV ALL MY FRIENDS! gift or no gift you guyz have been awesome...even the naughty ones hehe LUVZ YA, ~SinD
Hey any nice ladys want to goto South Dekota on the back of the bike next summer, let me know! Hey everyone. Could you do me a favor. My brother is in a contest and I want to see him win. Could you stop by the link below and comment bomb his pic. I only get 200 comments a day and use them up on him. Thanks so much I appreciate it.
Dear Friends!
My Dear Friends, Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below: How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically ap pealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up spills * Disposable and biodegradable * Environmentally safe * Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light
Pass It Along Peeps
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What A Load Of Crap
ok, so i rate shitty tattoos as shitty, ugly people as ugly, what is the best part of all this? when you come across some stupid twat who decides to come in and rate you and your pics in a retalitory fashion (of course lower than the ratings you handed out) and then block you from looking at their page, and rating anymore of their shit. sorry ~taryn~ i didnt brand you with the ugly tattoos, i just rated them as to how pitiful they are. the big tattoo on your back looks good, i guess 1 out of three aint bad, it just takes the slower people a few tries to catch on. dont worry cupcake, even though you blocked me, youre special to me, short bus special. why is it, that everyone on this site feels it imperative to rate everyone a 10 and to make absolutely false comments about everything. for example: girl a posts pics of the worst piece of shit scratch ass tattoo that i have ever seen, yet everyone who leaves a comment, especially the guys, leave a comment about how nice the ink is, have yo
I now have a whole new respect for the women on this sight, oh but first things first, I'm not a women, that's right douchebags, you have been attempting to get a guy to watch you jerk off and look at your dick pics. I had no idea that there were so many fucking crazy ass pervs on this goddamn sight. Ladies I tip my hat to you all. Its crazy that all I had to do was put up a pic of a girl with big tits and the pervs came flocking. The fucking guys on this sight are fucking pathetic and I would have to say that about 60 percent should just end it all right now. HAHAHAHA have a nice day darlins what is going on with people coming on here and leaving comments and shouts begging for 10 ratings and to be fanned? WHY? if i wanted to be bugged by beggars i would go into the city, any city, and get harassed by the thousands of vagrants that would undoubtedly bug the living shit out of me while i was trying to walk around. is status in this place really that important that people have to come
Christmas Gifts
Open the gift that fubar sent you during Happy hour, and your gift will be doubled My dear friends and family, Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions & picture below: How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up spi
Life As I Sometimes Call It
I hate MySpace! The one thing that really, really pisses me off is when you make your profile private and people will bust balls trying to find you. I look at it this way..If I wanted you to find me I would've told you where to look! I hate men who think just because you are a woman you MUST let him see you naked! Ladies seriously we've all had it happen some penis who thinks he's the hottest thing since pop tarts sends you a message saying "Can I see you naked?" Where do men come up with their full proof(or so they think) pick up lines? A penis IM'd me the other day with this..."Can I put you on my Christmas list?" Kinda cute...but..GAY! I hate it when people ask "Is black your natural hair color?" Ummmm have you ever seen a pale ass white chic with natural black hair?" I'm sure they may exist somewhere, but seriously... I hate it when someone IM's you asking if you're Male or Female..I swear I must look like I have an Adams Apple or some shit cuz I get it all the freaking
Christmas Jokes
A Gothic Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through our house was blasting the "St. Vitus Dance" by Bauhaus; Torn fishnets were draped on my forearms with care, And two cans of Aquanet applied to my hair; My thoughts were of graveyards, and horror and dread, Black visions of pain and despair in my head; And Bianca, whose face was as pale as the moon, Had thrown up her arm for this evening's swoon, When out by the gravestones there came such a clatter, I sprang from the coffin to find out the matter. Away to the window I flew like a ghost, Expecting to find a dark devilish host. The moon on the breast of the uncaring snow Threw ominous shadows on objects below, When, before my tormented eyes did traverse, But a gorgeous black Crane & Breed carved-panel hearse, With a gaunt, shrouded driver, who filled me with fear, And eight skeletal creatures that might have been deer. More rapid than vultures his coursers they came, And his dee
I Never Will Learn
Same situation. Just a different face this time.. It's stupid I know I am NOT being thought about which is so stupid that I am thinking about this.. Why can't I just let this go? Probably because it brought up so much stuff for me that I yes even talked to the old bf who ripped my guts out.. but hence then we've been able to talk to each other again and be friends. Everything backfired.. and I am angry at myself .. I don't know what to think.. being sick doesn't help.. I called the guy wished him a Merry Christmas there's a part of me that still wants to be friends.. I know with guys if they know that it's not gonna go anywhere don't make efforts or if they are hurt. I have talked to so many people today and yesterday and this whole week.. WtF??? am I so bloody week that I can't get past one little guy that was playing me.... and I asked for it. What the hell is wrong with people these days that they can't just choose love versus doubt versus everything else?
i am sorry for being a jerk and being rude. i apologize for my actions. hope you forgive me. disespected or insulted on here. i am very ashamed of my own actions. i do hope you ladies can find it in your hearts to forgive me. but if you feel i have been a total jerk and a ass your allowed to say your piece here. besides i deserve it. and i will accept any comments good or bad. i just hope in the end you women will accept me as a friend.
Fun Stuff To Do!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yes 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? doesn't matter....when the mood strikes! 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? in the middle mostly I think, but sometimes on the edge one side or the other 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? depends on the dish 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? YES 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? guess you could say that, if you wanted to get real technical about it 7. Shower or bath? Shower 8. Do you pee in the shower? I Have..NOT if someone else is in there with me..lmao 9. Mexican or Oriental girl? I'm not real sure what this means, so I won't answer this one! 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? aggressive...but also slowly romantic..thats a hard question to answer.. 11. Do you love someone on your friends list? Yes 12. Do you know all the people on your friends li
Crack Is Whack!!! Pics of 2 homeless people strange. Check out 2 crackheads fucking while smoking crack in the middle or an alley during the day.
Happy Holidays
I just wanna wish everyone a very merry christmas and a happy new year. Im not sure how much im gonna be online between now and the new year so if I miss comments on anyone I wish you the best this holiday season. Lots of licks and spanks to my friends :P:P:P oh and either thrusday afternoon or friday dependin on how long my daughters christmas program runs im gonna be doin a happy hour that i won in the auction i was in. Ill post a new blog on when its gonna be sometime on wed. I hope to see everyone online then! xoxo -cotton I hope everyone had a great Christmas!! We just got back home yesterday. Thank you all so much for all the love while I was gone!! I even missed out on some parties and drinkin salutes :P Ill make up for that tonite cause we all gotta get ready for tomorrow nite! Im not sure how much ill be online today or tomorrow but ill be on tonite and tomorrow nite sometime but im more then likely gonna be drunk so if i dont answer ur shout back right away you'll know wh
A Good Husband!
You're Almost Ready to Get Married, But Not Quite No doubt that you've warmed up to the idea of marriage and life long love You just aren't quite ready to follow up with your desires, yet. You may be a bit young, or a bit commitment phobic... give it time. Concentrate on guys who you can imagine being with next year. Forever can wait. Are You Ready To Be A Wife? Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! ! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.
Damn Thet Fu Up My Blast Again
On this beautiful day I decided to try out being a VIP so I paid the fifteen bucks and than decided to buy a blast as well I usually buy a blast once a month.The picture I had set for my primary is a tasteful pic of me in a pink number I had it for my primary for almost 2months with no problems.While I was on earlier I noticed that a Fubar bouncer had rated that exact pic a 10 and about twenty minutes later that pic was marked nsfw and pulled from my primary spot!Which leads me top wonder why was it pulled after being up dor almost 3months and I did 2 or 3 other blasts n it wasnt a problem why all of a sudden was it pulled?True he gave me a 10 but that is some sneaky fucked up shit I think.It is also cowardly that he can hide behind being a bouncer and I can do nothing to defend myself.So I felt like venting. About once a month I try and buy a week long blast.So today I purchased a blast I thought it sounded perfect I had used the line "I am the MILF you want to get to know!" I figured
The Caliminx
Midnight Sprite By Cali Linx Have you ever danced with a sprite, in the pale moon light? Heýll appease, heýll delight, and heýll give you a frightý. He is wicked, he is sly, with a gleam in his eyeý. He will touch, and he will tease, and promise you heýll pleaseý. But like shadows of night, heýll vanish in the lightýý. But heýll slip in your room, with the coming new moon, To finish his devilish delights. Care to dance ? To All My Friends Here... Dec 12, 2007 11:32 AM Take a few minutes to read this... Something worth the time to read and think on...Even if you don't like getting these things some are worth the time to read and worth Forwarding to those who do...Have a good day...Smile to know someone thought of you when She read this...Sincerely Anna ************************************************ The Secret One day, one friend asked another, "How is it that you are always so happy? You have so much energy, and you never
F'n Mumms
Hey who else besides me is tired of these kissing vampires and all the people who follow this shit? Let me know what you think I hate the fact that everytime I get online , i have to see some motivational saying from some person who lets themselfs get hurt. Always this reflection in the pond , shit. Get a life and deal with your problems like everyone else, dont hide behind religion or emotional "feel good" sayings cause you cant bring yourself to face reality. Fuck!
my bday this year will ge 080808 play the lotto do women love geting it or giving or both
My Book
It’s a peaceful scene, a bright summers morning, early. An elderly mans out walking his dog in the woodland. A lively golden Labrador, it bounds about up ahead of the man. It runs off close to the river side, and starts barking loudly out of the sight of the owner. ‘OK boy what you got’ says the old man cheerily He begins to walk over to where the dog is, still barking away. He reaches down and strokes the dogs head as he reaches it, then looks over the edge into the river. He reels back in horror as he says the naked body slumped face down next to the river bank, half submerged in the water…. The noise of the phone ringing wakes Steve, a puzzled look on his faces and he half asleep tries to work out what's going on. He reaches over trying to switch of the alarm before he realises that it wasn't the alarm making the noise, and he's not actually in his bedroom. Fallen asleep on the sofa again, living room littered with empty cans, a half eaten kebab still sits on the floor next to
I just really need to know where the hell I have Fool and or Sucker Tattooed on my body? Im so sick and tired of being used. And only beeing contacted when some one has a problem and thats it. I have a life, and belive it or not I have problems. oh and gess what? I HAVE FEELINGS ALSO! I am tired of being the one that is always there with the advice, and thats it. There are very few people that I care to concider friends any more. If you just need me to be a friend when its convinent for you, and or you need somthing. THEN GO FUCK YOURSELFS. I am tired of it. Thats not friendship. A few very special people have taught me what TRUE frienship is. Then I cherrish. Them I would give my life for. And turst me, if you dont know who you are, you never will. And friends my argue and disagree, and may wnat to kill eachother from time to time. But in the end friends are there for eachother, no matter what. And a true friend is not afraid to tell you how it is. Even if they know
Enrons On Every Corner
Enrons everywhere, on every corner, even in the white house, now a word from our sponsor!! ANY AND ALL COMMENTS WELCOME AFTER VIEWING THIS PLEASE. One of the obvious differences between Democrats and Republicans is the role that religion plays in their presidential campaigns. For instance, every Democrat, while pretending to believe that “separation of church and state” actually appears somewhere in the Constitution, must also insist that religion plays an essential role in his or her life. But just about the only time you see them going to church is when they’re posing for the cameras while addressing a black Baptist congregation. What’s more, when questioning these people, the liberal media kindly limits itself to a yes or no question regarding the existence of God. However, when the candidates are Republicans, you might get the idea that the members of the MSM were boning up for their theology exams. Is Huckabee too Christian? Does he actually believe the universe was
. . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart and grabs a f
My Blog
Well where to start? okay summer finally made its sweet time to northern idaho. Thank you summer. Me and Robert drove the Cadillac up here about four months ago from Phoenix. Things here are so....quiet? Simpler for sure...alot of time to reflect? self-torture? whatever.. About an hour ago I was told my grandmother was put in a group home and that it would be pointless sending a christmas card, or anything for for that matter to her because she has no idea who i am....still I put the card with the others to be sent out today. It is almost impossible imagining her without memories of me...even at the age of 92. I am so angry with my family for allowing my grandma to be taken...from her home for over 50 years...not to live with other family members (what family does...) fuck no, let strangers take care of her in a strange place...i am so ashamed of my family. When she passes, I will have no reason or interest to ever speak to them again. I wasnt told till now because the family
Ok i'm going to auction myself off here's the way it's going to work.... NO REAL MONEY involved at all!! This is all out of fun All you need is fubucks (which will be spent on the winner). Now the winner will own me for 2 weeks to do with me as you see fit (within reason remember this is for fun) rate friends, stashes, bomb contests that you our your friends are in. make you morphs or pic merges or comments,help you level friends ect... The bidding will start Thursday 12/20/07 @ 12pm est and will end 12/26/07 12am est... Please fumail all bids winner will be announced Thursday 12/27/07 Ok i'm going to auction myself off!! and here's the way it's going to work.... NO REAL MONEY involved at all!! This is all out of fun All you need is fubucks (which will be spent on the winner). Now the winner will own me for 1 month to do with me as you see fit (within reason remember this is for fun) rate friends, stashes, bomb contests that you or your friend
a few years ago someone came into my life online and was very curious and intriqued about what i was into. casual talk at first led to more and more over time. after a year or longer, she accepted my collar. she was married, hubby wasnt into it but let her explore. she grew more and more with me. she led a vanilla life there and slave life with me, she visited a few times and really did well. life started getting in the way. and with a few pushes from me, she had to be released. it is difficult due to the fact that i took so much time with her and she grew to be a part of us. there will be no one else like her. she will be missed. but yea bro i am getting past it. she does still love me deeply and i will always own that dark side of her heart and cherish it always. who knows what the future brings, nothing is for certain. ever i had to put my dog "Troubles" to sleep yesterday, he was so sick and there was nothing that could be done.  i had him since he was 6 wks old and i watched ove
Bedroom Personality
You will go to jail for... Performing a strip tease on the street 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at You have a Romantic Bedroom Personality! You love to be romantic in the bedroom. You want every sexy encounter to be special, so you often go out of your way to set a romantic mood. Your lovers always feel special and want to come back for more. 'What's your Bedroom Personality?' at
My Ultra Conservative Political Spins
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Texan? Are you a Democrat, Republican or Texan? Here is a little test That will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the Following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small Children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes Around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, Raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, And you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches You and your family. What do you do? . Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
today,i wish you a day of ordinary miracles,a fresh pot of coco you did not have to make yourself an unexpected phone call from an old friend(with updated address). green stoplights on your way to work or shop. i wish you a day of little things to rejoice in. the fastest line at the grocery store. a good sing along song on the radio(no fair i pods). your keys right where you look. wish you a day of happiness and perfection little bite size pieces of perfection that give you the funny feeling that the lord is smiling on you,holding you so gently because you are someone rare and special. wish you a day of peace,happiness and joy. they say it takes a minute to find a special person,an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them,but then an entire life to foget them. send this phrase to the people you'll never forget.tis a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them if i could have but just one wish,i'd wish for you to find the peace of downy angel wings that
Letting Go
I have been contemplating letting of of fear and living in the moment. This past April I traveled alone across the United States, through the Yukon and into Alaska in a brand new company van and believed that I had conquered alot of my fears. I traveled across icy mountain passes in a snow storm. My body was so tense I thought it would crack into pieces, my hands turning white, tightly gripping the steering wheel. I am a southeast Texas girl that is totally unfamiliar with snow and ice and I have a huge fear of heights, especially mountain roads with life threatening cliffs to slide off of! I literally kissed the ground when I safely arrived at the bottom of that mountain and believed I could do anything after making it through that! But the holidays have brought on a new set of fears. I lost both my mom and dad in the last couple of years and so I have very little family left. Christmas activities really bring up all the wonderful memories of holidays past, but they also bring up th
All That Know Me
I just wanted to let all know that my baby came home at 12:30A.M. today I just wanted to let everyone that knows me know that my son is still in the hospital he has been there since last Thursday and they r saying that he will be there till atleast this Thursday
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Holiday Poems
Charity Begins Where Interest Ends Charity begins where interest ends, Having little interest but in giving, Removing self from self, that there be space In which a much-loved guest might feel at home. So might one find delight, though ravens rend The un-embroidered fabric of one's being: Miracle of unrequited grace, A wave of wonder welling up from stone, Singing as it breaks of selfless grieving. Simple Pleasures Rest on Complex Piers Simple pleasures rest on complex piers Engineered to stand against the wind, A latticework of love that lasts the years, Steel lace on which we ply our passions blind. On certain days, however, we recall Necessary links to worlds below, Seasons of remembrance that with small Gifts of grace rekindle what we know. Revel, then, within, and celebrate Each tangled thread that binds you to your life, Embracing the regrets that are your fate, Traveling again the roads to light. In such sweet seasons love, however wrought, Neith
i been fighting off what ever i got i was told i have bronchitis if i spelled it right all they gave me was these cold pills that dont do shit and coughing mexs that put me to sleep i been pukeing alot running a faever very hard time to breath and other things that iam not going to list i thought it would stop and it did not so iam going to the er so i wont be on and i may not be on tommro if they keep me People say I talk to much I don't care I talk to much Momma say I failed in life I don't care I failed in life Daddy says I drink to much I don't care I drink to much People say i'm headed nowhere And I don't fuckin' care Jimmy Johnsons gonne die Sarah Suzies gonna die Everybody Dyin' slow I don't give a fuck though I'm always short like $50 bucks I couldn't give 50 fucks I could really use some help You can go and fuck yourself Everybody's gonna die, terror fallin' from the sky Mothers wit' they children cry, and I could give a fuck why They say you'll never
Frogs For Allyssa
The Frogs For Allyssa campaign has now started. This campaingn is to help get the house remodeled so Allyssa can be properly cared for when she comes home. It is also to help care for Allyssa by getting the things she needs when she does get to come home.. For more information, email all questions, please contact Donations are appreciated and can be made by sending check or money orders to the following address Frogs for Allyssa West Banko of Sissonsville 6409 Sissonsville Dr. Sissonsville, Wv 25320-9709 Checks and money orders are to be made out to Frogs for Allyssa. We appreciate all that everyone has done and can do in the future. We want to thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for your thoughts and prayers, along with everything else everyone has done. Thank You MyHotComments Looking for something NEW and EXCITING? Come check us out. Feel free to sit back and enjoy the music. If you like to chat you will fit
Rock N Roll!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok Snowed In just booked ourselves for a battle of the bands on the 29th in Cody. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, I'm freakin out!!!! I have never EVER performed live and since I've only been really playing(instead of just toying with the idea) for four months and this is a competition, I'm really hoping I don't screw it up for us. The first prize is 500 bucks which will go towards wireless setups for our guitars and mics which we really, REALLY need right now. At the same time I'm not really worried about winning, I just want to put on a good show. It's weird, I'm terrified and at the same time pumped as hell about it. And I don't get scared. I've looked death in the eye three times in my life and never blinked. This must be what it's like to feel alive! It is truly the best feeling I've ever felt. Better than any drug I've ever taken! I finally after 11 years of being clean I have found my calling. I realized that I've just been stagnate and drifting along til now. This is m

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