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Dan Fogelberg
Leader of the Band An only child Alone and wild A cabinet makers son His hands were meant For different work And his heart was known To none -- He left his home And went his lone And solitary way And he gave to me A gift I know I never Can repay A quiet man of music Denied a simpler fate He tried to be a soldier once But his music wouldnt wait He earned his love Through discipline A thundering, velvet hand His gentle means of sculpting souls Took me years to understand. The leader of the band is tired And his eyes are growing old But his blood runs through My instrument And his song is in my soul -- My life has been a poor attempt To imitate the man Im just a living legacy To the leader of the band. My brothers lives were Different For they heard another call One went to chicago And the other to st. paul And Im in colorado When Im not in some hotel Living out this life Ive chose And come to know so well. I thank you for the music And
6, All New
The Anniversary I knew you never in a million years expected me to remember that this weekend was the first anniversary of the first time we made love, so I planned carefully. I made sure you had no plans with friends or family. Reservations at our favorite restaurant and the five-star hotel downtown, and for you, an appointment at a nearby day spa for an afternoon of pampering. Thankfully your boss is an old friend and I convince his to give you Friday afternoon off. So now here we are, after the manicure and pedicure, after the massage; after penne ala vodka and chocolate mousse, after the hand-holding and sweet wine-flavored kisses; you are soaking in a luxuriant bubble bath as I make final preparations. Joining you in the bath (altho, not in the tub), I towel you dry, and secure a silk scarf around your eyes, blindfolding you. I lead you to the bed and kissing you gently, ask you to lie back and relax. I stretch your left arm high above your head and use another silk sca
Charlie Pride
Whenever I chance to meet some old friends on the street They wonder how does a man get to be this way I've always got a smiling face Anytime and any place And everytime they ask me why I just smile and say You've got to Kiss an angel good morning and let you know you think about her when you're gone Kiss an angel good morning and love her like the devil when you get back home Well people may try to guess The secret of a happiness but some of them never learn it's a simple thing The secret i'm speaking of Is a woman and a man in love and the answer is in this song that i always sing You've got to Kiss an angel good morning and let you know you think about her when you're gone Kiss an angel good morning and love her like the devil when you get back home Kiss an angel good morning and let you know you think about her when you're gone Kiss an angel good morning and love her like the devil when you get back home
Everlast
White Trash Beautiful, Trailor Park Queen She slings hash at the diner from 11 to 5 She married a boy from school, thought he was oh so cool But all he can do for money is drive Out late haulin' freight on Interstate 5, prayin' he'll see home before his baby arrive. White Trash Beautiful, There's something you should know My heart belongs to you I know you coulda found a better guy I'll love you till the day I die I swear to God it's true I'm comin' home to you I'm comin' home to you girl. He lights a cigarette, his eyes half open He won't be home tonight, but she keeps hopin' Drinkin himself to sleep is his only way of copein' She waits for him every night, she leaves the front door open It's 4 AM and doin 95, Tryin to stay awake and make it home alive. White Trash Beautiful, There's something you should know My heart belongs to you I know you coulda found a better guy I'll love you till the day I die I swear to God it's true I'm comin' home to you I'm c
Gordon Lightfoot
Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald, music and lyrics c1976 by Gordon Lightfoot The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they called "Gitche Gumee." The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead when the skies of November turn gloomy. With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty, that good ship and true was a bone to be chewed when the "Gales of November" came early. The ship was the pride of the American side coming back from some mill in Wisconsin. As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most with a crew and good captain well seasoned, concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms when they left fully loaded for Cleveland. And later that night when the ship's bell rang, could it be the north wind they'd been feelin'? The wind in the wires made a tattle-tale sound and a wave broke over the railing. And ev'ry man knew, as the captain did too 'twas the witch of November come stealin'.
Let's Say I Broke Into Your House....
A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all The baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house). According to the protesters: You are Required to let me stay in your house You are Required to add me to your family's insu
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Food
Ok, I had the most delicious tomatoes the other day and kept thinking about why they aren't served as is for most people. Sometimes, simple is better. So I kept pondering this. Finally, I started thinking about a way to add something different w/o changing them. I found a perfect tomatoe, not too juicy, but still ripe and full of flavor. Then I cut some rosemary, washed the stem carefully, and set it aside. I sliced the top of tomatoe off, just enough to make a cap. then I inserted the rosemary stem, with the green sprigs still on, down into the juicy portions of the tomatoe and placed the cap back on. Let it sit for 3 hours, then removed the stems. Sliced the tomatoe and served. Wow...it was great! Next I'm going to try it with different herbs. Basil, tyme, etc. Perhaps each section with it's own flavor.
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Traveling
Sorry to all my friends that I haven't been in touch lately, I've been out Trucking with my Husband, see last month I was diagnosed with bone cancer, and it hit both of us pretty hard, so my husband came home and took me out with him to cheer me up, since I will be starting treatments towards the end of August. I had such a good time, it's been 5 years since I've been out there. I will be posting some pictures I took of the West and mid West, I will be leaving again the end of this week, to go out for a few more weeks, the company is gonna get us a load up north so I can go see my Dad. Hope all is well with everyone....
Ozzfest
This saturday i went and saw ozzfest i will never forget it i had so much fun.
New To Cherry Tap
im new to this and would like to chat with some ppl. so hit me up
I Dont Get It
So I bought a Korean Watermelon the other day and it tasted exactly like a regular watermelon... I don't get it. How is an exotic fruit that looks completely different and weighs more gonna taste exactly the same, how is that exotic???
Animal Cruelty,from A Bulletin
I've got to admit that this tore me up, I actually cried and couldn't finish watching it...but my little sister works at the Jacksonville Zoo in Jacksonville, Florida. She and I can attest first hand that atleast the animals at that Zoo are treated with positive rienforcement. If I hadn't lost everything on my old hard drive I have pictures of my little sister with the elephants, the lions, Bonobos, chimps, kangaroos, smow leopards, jaguars, and the smaller animals that the animal abassadors take around to the elementary schools. My sister has gone so far as to not leaving certain sanctuaries that it has been rumored the animals were mistreated. NOT ALL ZOOS are like this, to that I can attest. ~~~SilverWolfe~~~ THIS IS FUCKING SAD...WATCH THE WHOLE THING...DIABLO (repost of original by 'LEGALIZE FREEDOM!' on '2007-07-14 11:14:40') (repost of original by 'Mr.Potatoe Eyes' on '2007-07-14 11:54:00') (repost of original by 'mo~~Property of Hightech Redneck~~' on '2007-07
Distant Poem
Distant poem... How can these memories leave me, when your touches are all I can feel? How can all this be just be dreaming, when the taste is so vividly real? Tell me how can the pain ever slacken, if the distance just won't let it heal? Or am I just alone in this prison where time sets itself on it's heels? What makes a man leave such a treasure, the one thing that he holds so dear? And walk freely into these environs where, no one can really come near. Then look back on what he is leaving, and shed not a few heartfelt tears. What words can I find to be spoken, when you're too far away now to hear? Please tether those feelings of anger, thoughts saying that "I've let you down". Remember those times when you saw me, brighten so just from hearing your sound. Please hear past my poor words so failing to convey all the love you've brought round. Just look closely and see these emotions, naked now as the eyes of a clown. How quickly the st
Pissing Off Big Foot
You Should Never Cheat!!
There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything....what movie theatre and what time. Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss....not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes." Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and As
Pimpin Aint Easy....
He needs 29,873 to level so please go help him out...if you rate all his pics and private message me i will buy you a big pimpin gift...so please HELPPPPPPPP......... heres his link: Southern Gentleman ~~ Dirty South Crew~~ "CT Boyfriend To SEXY BLONDE GODDESS"@ CherryTAP
I'm Married, Does That Make Me Rude???
This guy wouldn't leave my shoutbox, every 5 mins, he is saying, Mely, Hey you there, etc., etc.. I try to be nice, tell him that I am busy with my daughter, that I am married, and he still insists... So today, I wasn't online all day and I come back to more messaqes. I tell him that he doesn't command my time, and I block him. Then I get this email. On 7/16/2007, hotmale4u@cherrytap.com wrote: Mely You really rude. You are not the first married person I talk with. Never unblock me Bitch
Diaherria Of A Madman!
Last Thursday, July 12th I was schdeuled to interview Jani Lane, former singer/main songwriter of WARRANT! In the late 80's and early 90's, WARRANT had many Top 40 hits such as "Heaven", "Cherry Pie", "I Saw Red", and my personal favorite "Uncle Tom's Cabin"!! Jani left Warrant in early 2004 after releasing his debut solo album, BACK DOWN TO ONE, in 2003! ok...we got to club at 3pm, went in, on guest list, Jani was walking around...sent Josh 4 drinks cuz I hate ppl up my ass, intro'd myself to Jani, he pulls me in dressing room and says "after soundcheck we will do iview but be forewarned the show may not happen but if it doesnt we're all hittin the titty bar (Michelle's Beach House) and ur invited".....so in walks Mike and he remembered me, Jani was shocked...caught up with Mike, than back out to club 4 souncheck...band runs through 32 Pennies, Uncle Tom's Cabin and Heaven..... during soundcheck I took a few pix til Jani told me to stop cuz Dario was hamming for camera ins
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Okay Here I Go Again
Okay, so I posted a mumm that asked about my hair being short or long and cherrytap deleted it saying it was offensive, idiots, so here I am. This is what the mumm said: I just want to know your opinion, HONEST opinion!!!!! Look at my pics under me and my family and there are pics of me with long hair and with short hair, should I keep it cut short or let it grow back out long? Please let me know what you think, honestly, if short wins, I am going to cut it again. When I had it cut short, my hair was fixed in the front and top, but spiked up in the back. When its long, its just that, long and all I can do is brush it. But I am torn on which I like better, please let me know your opinion, PLEASE!!!!!
Glasgow Airport Attacks
sat at work on a rainy saturday afternoon when a call comes into the office that glasgow airport had been car bombed...... shocked by the news of this i turned the tv on to our local news channel to see a green jeep cheerokee on fire parked in the front doors of glasgow airport. in those moments i felt sooooo angry and vunrable. in the 1970s and 80s glasgow never sufferd attacks from the ira or any other terrorist group so we scots never felt the anger or the loss of bombs explodeing in our country but that saturday is the day that glasgow stood with the rest of the world and said you aint gonna keep us down.. these ppl who commited these acts were doctors in the local hospital and how ironic that these ppl were taken there even after trying to murder innocent ppl the same ppl who would have dealt with the aftermath of these extremists were the ones to save them. this site is pretty much u.s based but there something that you should know...... as long as there is scotsmen
Monotony
I feel like Bill Murry in Groundhog Day.....
Shine
There are two ways to shine....you can be the candle, or the mirror that reflects it...its your choice.
Guestbook
Just put a Guestbook on my page, please sign it. Thanks
Sunmaid
Hey friends....I know a really special cherry that wants to level....can you show her some love for me? Rate, Fan, and Add a great friend, trust me she is a sweetheart! Thanks and MUCH Love ~Jamie ~¢¾Sunmaid¢¾~{Dirty South Crew}~¢¾I.B.I.C.¢¾~@ CherryTAP
Ice Lolly
Red rocket On a stick. If it shines, Lick it quick. Round the edges, On the top. Round the bottom, Do not stop. Suck the lolly, Lick your lips. Lick the sides, As it drips. Off the stick, Quick, quick. Lick, lick... Red rocket, On a stick. If only i had one :(
Hey Everybody
hey just writing this to tell everybody that my time on ct is going to get cut back big time I got the call today to go back to work and I will be gone for 9 days at a time so I am going to be a little slack on all the love but on my days off I will return it and to the super cool lady on here (you know who you are :) ) I will talk to you as much as I can. well Im out and I will see everybody around peace out
Why I Want To Marry Dj Tigger.
I guess I should start this out with the reasons I want to CT marry DJ Tigger. He's HOT! He's SEXY! He's SWEET and he makes me smile! He also does a great job as DJ for Cherry Tap's Excalibur Radio!(woot, woot!) Almost every day he is in there busting his furry little tail to make our Cherry Tap experience more enjoyable. He tries to please everyone with his music mix and plays requests and dedications throughout his entire show. He shouts out to everyone not leaving anyone behind. You can almost feel the excitement when he pops into the lounges to say hello! Now you're probably asking yourself why would he want to CT marry Jen. Well, I will tell you why! I'm lovable, huggable, squeezable, smart, funny and sexy in my own way! I am Head Bartender for the BBW World Lounge and have the hard job of trying to keep it livened up and fun at all times. I LOVE making people smile and try to surrond myself with people who aren't afraid to laugh..even at themselves! In short, I feel tha
Sadness...
I would love the chance to tell you how I feel... And how much you will be missed...Life just won't be the same without you...Your laughter and the way you always cheered me up when I was down...We were good friends through thick and thin...You will always be missed and my heart you did take...I know we will see each other in another life another time...But right now it hurts to know your gone...To know that I will be able to talk to you... Love you hun... Christopher RIP 1978-2007... Just so you all know plz tell the one's you love how you feel...Life is so unpredictable...And you don't know when they will be ripped away from you...
My Ct Husband
HEY EVERYONE..THANKS FOR STOPPING BY MY BLOG..I NEED SOME HELP IN SHOWING ALMOND JOY (my CT hubby) MAJOR LOVE..HE IF YOU GO BY AND FAN ADD AND RATE HIM AND SOME OF HIS PICS I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT AND I KNOW HE WOULD TO..HES SO LONELY..SO GO ON AND SHOW HIM WHAT CT IS REALLY ABOUT..THANKS LOVLYMOM http://www.cherrytap.com/user/369759
Wow My Horoscope For 2 Day
So many people are trying to get your attention right now, but you only have eyes for a certain someone. But, does this person even know that he or she is a priority in your life? That's a very important question.
I Am Feeling Really Sad And Blue Tonight!!! :(
Im feeling really down tonight... Got the blues ..... I dont get like this often.. Maybe like 2 times a year .. I am always a happy positive upbeat person.... got it rough tonight I guess... I always express myself throough my written words.... Songs and poems........ ==================================================== I´m dying to catch my breath Oh why don´t I ever learn? I´ve lost all my trust, though I´ve surely tried to turn it around Can you still see the heart of me? All my agony fades away when you hold me in your embrace Don´t tear me down for all I need Make my heart a better place Give me something I can believe Don´t tear me down You´ve opened the door now, don´t let it close I´m here on the edge again I wish I could let it go I know that I´m only one step away from turning it around Can you still see the heart of me? All my agony fades away when you hold me in your embrace Don´t tear me down for all I need Make my heart a b
Im Sad Yet Searching For Answers!! :(
A Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllly down night ..Feelin down in the dumps right now!!!!!..... (((((((Sighs)))))..............:( :( :( ================================================== I'm searching for answers Cause something is not right. I follow the signs, I'm close to the fire. I fear that soon you'll reveal Your dangerous mind. It's in your eyes, what's on your mind. I fear your smile and the promise inside. It's in your eyes, what's on your mind. I fear your presence, I'm frozen inside. I'm searching for answers Not questioned before. The curse of awareness, There's no peace of mind. As your true colors show A dangerous sign. It's in your eyes, what's on your mind. I see the truth that you've buried inside. It's in your eyes, what's on your mind. There is no mercy, just anger I find. I just have to know, while I still have time. Do I have to run, or hide away from you? It's in your eyes, what's on your mind. I see the truth that you'v
Where Is My Ct Wifey?
if u wanna b my ct wifey send me a private message and can be my wifey.... waiting naked 4 u :) maygen
Opression
Breakups suck, I am sure alot of people know that... Aside from the emotional jest of it, there is sorting out all the stuff, changing all the websites, having friends ask "you still with (name)" and haveing to explain to them what happened, then theres the millions of pictures you took of them on your phone and im sure theres more, its a headache really... Then after it sets in, most people wonder 'should i have done that' and thats when lonelyness hits your hard.... I say... Shit happens....
To Our Troops
Missing Me??!?!?!?
Can you stop, please? Can you stop the fire? You cant stop the fire, you wont say the words. Please, Please Please, please forgive me, But I won't be home again. Maybe someday you'll look up, And, barely conscious, you'll say to no one: "Isn't something missing?" You won't cry for my absence, I know - You forgot me long ago. Am I that unimportant...? Am I so insignificant...? Isn't something missing? Isn't someone missing me? Even though I'm the sacrifice, You won't try for me, not now. Though I'd die to know you love me, I'm all alone. Isn't someone missing me? Whispered: Can you stop, please? Can you stop the fire? You cant stop the fire, you wont say the words. Please, Please Please, please forgive me, But I won't be home again. I know what you do to yourself, I breathe deep and cry out; "Isn't something missing? Isn't someone missing me?" Even though I'm the sacrifice, You won't try for me, not now. Though I'd die to know you lov
Notice To All
Ok everyone, if for some reason, I have accidentally pissed you off, I feel like I should be told about it, so I know what I did wrong because I'm sure if you pissed me off then you would want to be told too by me and get it worked out, so if I end up doing this on accident or whatnot just let me know either by shoutbox or private message, ok? Thanks! :-D
Just For The Hell Of It
I am not here to please anyone or to pick up anyone, I am here for friends only, and what I do not understand is why one particular guy just will not let the salute pic go, in fact he wanted something further, he wanted me to take a pic with my thong around my neck and having a sign with something like "tequila for my" --- I will let the name out just to keep peace, and constantly asked for my number, but he will not talk to me now, but that is ok, I do not care either way. But here is the odd thing about this situation, he does not trust me, for whatever reason, but he is the one that is a sex offender and has it written all over his profile. I never once asked him any questions about it, I do not judge others on their past, but he has the nerve not trust me? I am the one getting emails from someone telling me to keep my distance from him and watch him for he would be asking for certain pics and numbers etc. and if I do not give it to him, he will not talk to you anymore etc, I
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Callin All Sexy Men Of Ct
What's up all of my sexy men of CT...Ya gurl has one question that we as women want 2 know...Why is it that when a woman cheats, you feel as though that u should not accept her bac but if you do she should...I really want 2 hear a males point of view about this situation.... P.S. For all my gents out there ya gurl is not a cheater, it's just a question that I had on my mind...Oh yea my gurls I would like 2 hear ur side 2 this 2....Holla
....."right Here".....
I know I've been mistaken But just give me a break and see the changes that I've made I've got some imperfections But how can you collect them all and throw them in my face But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting I hope you're not intending To be so condescending it's as much as i can take and you're so independent you just refuse to bend so I keep bending till I break But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting I've made a commitment I'm willing to bleed for you I needed fulfillment I found what I need in you Why can't you just forgive me I don't want to rel
I Will Overcome!!!!!
Where are the heroes I my time of need Is my crying abandoned? Or have they gone Oh no They just tend to stand Out of the rain Thinking but not acting That they're not to blame Falling and crawling A fight to stand up Memory still haunts me In the dead of night Over and over I felt so small But one day I'll be stronger And you better watch out I will overcome In violence there's silence Oh no, It can't be undone I will overcome Knowing that I'm not the only one I will overcome It's the only way to carry on Where are the saviours Afraid of the toll Sorry do my nine inch nails Slash your soul? Such heroes Throwing stones Straight at the one Who is standing alone? Twisting and turning It's always the same The truth is never honest When you're to blame Pushing and pulling Never give in One day I wish You see you're not so beautiful within Run and run Run and run
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Feelings
iiT HURTS SO FUCKiiN BAD!! ii FALL FOR A GUY AND iiT GOES TO HELL CUZ YOU FiiND OUT HE ACUALLY HAS A FUCKiiN GF!! OR iiF HE DOES iiDK WTF TO THiiNK iiM SO FUCKiiN LOST AND HURT!!!
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Twisted Sex Tuesday!!!
Well well well look where you are . The facts and rules of S~E~X~Y'S Twisted SEX Tuesday. Ok so first what is twisted SEX Tuesday??? Well thats easy Twisted SEX Tuesday is a blog about your wildest crazyest sex adventures. oh and once inawhile mine to. It is a contest with a prize for the winner each time. BUT S~E~X~Y how do I enter you ask??? well its realy simple and i think you will find quite enjoyable. First go out find your self a sex parner preferably among the living (note we do discorage against beastyality) then you have wild, magical, passionate, monkey sex, or what ever turns your crank. Then you run home and sit by your pc and wait for Monday night to roll around so you can message me telling me all about it. All entreis must be entered between 3p.m. Monday & 12 a.m. Wednasday morning and results will be posted wendnasday eavening as well as prizes awarded. From those sent to me each week I will choose the best one. Wait one minute here S~E~X~Y what are you going to do
Win A Free 1month Vic Or A 7 Day Blast
I AM OFFERING A ONE MONTH VIC OR A 7 DAY BLAST! My homegirl is in a contest and I would like to see her win. She is a kick-ass person who I think deserves to win. SHE NEEDS COMMENTS! The contest ends this Friday. So whoever helps her win by leaving the most comments on her page will get their choice of the VIC or the BLAST. She will let me know who left the most comments. So leave as many as you can everyday this week. And you could win your choice. THE WINNER WILL BE GIVEN THEIR CHOICE SATURDAY! GET TO COMMENTING ON THIS AND SHOW HER LOVE! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=831990&albumid=452353&i=2792684748
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Why Orgasms Are Good For You...
Orgasms Are Really Good For You: It's a given that sex feels greats. That alone is enough reason to be actively orgasmic. Researchers are finding more and more evidence that orgasms are great for other reasons, too. (Did you really need convincing?) 1. Orgasms are a great way to deal with stress. Stress releases biochemicals which over the long term can have damaging effects on your body and lead to premature death. The biochemicals released from sex counteract the negative effects of stress. 2. Orgasms are a great sleeping pill. Orgasms cause a surge in the biochemicals that act as a sedative. They help you fall asleep and stay asleep. It's not really a coincidence that men fall asleep so quickly after sex. 3. Orgasms can relieve a migraine headache. “Not tonight, dear, I have a headache” is no longer an acceptable excuse. Although not as reliable as prescription medications, it's a bit more fun and has all these other benefits as well. You surely can't get th
Fresh From My Blogger Site...
...But here’s my real rant about interracial dating…I’ve gotten a girl mad @ me for a response I gave her about why I don’t like dating girls (any race) who only date blkmen. Most are going by the combination of what they see on TV, music, news, & movies. Thou they don’t want to admit it. You cannot help but acknowledge the influence all those things have had on society. And since we know most girls like the bad guy. In todays society, even the white guys who wanna be bad wanna be thugs.... If you wanna read the whole post, check out my blogger page. http://noturtypicalblkman.blogspot.com/
Today
Today was a good day. I started off this morning a little tired and unwilling to go to work. I went to the MK class at the Nursing home and facialed 3 women. It was a lot of fun. I got quite a bit of one on one time with the ladies. I found out that 2 of them were 90. One had just turned 90 in March and the other was going to be 91 on August 7. The one that has the Birthday on August 7 had 7 brothers and sisters. she was the 2nd to last one born. There is only one of her other siblings alive. And she is the mother of 7 herself. It was neat just sittin' there talking with here and putting make - up on her face. After it was all done she gave me a hug which was really sweet and put a smile on my face. :). She was walking around the nursing home the rest of the morning showing off her face she was so proud! I walked into the therapy (physical therapy) room where she was showing off her face to one of the ladies (probably her daughter - because she did tell me that she had a daughter that
I've Learned
ENLIGHTENED PERSPECTIVE If you take the time to read these I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on a daily basis! They're written by Andy Rooney, a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy....... I've learned...That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned...That when you're in love, it shows. I've learned...That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day. I've learned...That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. I've learned...That being kind is more important than being right. I've learned...That you should never say no to a gift from a child. I've learned...That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. I've learned...That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a f
Modeling Photo Shoot
Man im exhausted...i just got back from hawaii...because the scene for hollister summer was in hawaii...so i was in hawaii for 1 week to model all kinds of bikinis and stuff for hollister...but ya it was fun...but wat i missed the most was my home...but ya catch you laterz
Candy
It seems if you speak out and disagree with Baby J in any way, they shut you up. I read a bulletin today, this is the link, http://www.cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=4082606265 and commented something Baby J obviously did not like. The bulletin poster, Paris, as wellas I have been gagged. No commenting privelages on pics, profiles, bulletins. SHe still, for the time being, has the ability to post a bulletin. I tried and have even been blocked from doing that. I would appreciate if someone or a few someone's on my friend's list would cut and copy this entire blog and post it in a bulletin for me entitled PARIS YOU ARE NOT ALONE (REPOST) and someone make it sticky so it will stick around for 24 hours. I pay for VIC on here. Most people don't. SO obviously our money is of no use to Baby J. I guess he figures one person's money is no big deal. I guess freedom of speech is alive and well until you say something that rubs Baby J the wrong way. We are all suppose to be grown ups but yet i
If A Man Wants You,
I read this in a friend's blog, it makes alot of sense :D If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. All men are NOT dogs. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them
Three Ladies
THREE WOMEN , TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH.. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAI D. ........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!! When you stop laughing, send this to those who will appreciate it.
Tired Of The Fakeasses
Hi all my friends Are you getting tired of people pretending to be what they are not? I certainly am because they are pretending to be me some of the time. I wish there was a way for these sites to weed out these wierdos who want to be a celebrity or someone special soooo bad. It sucks for people like me who have worked so hard to be where i am and have gotten so far in my career and kicked ass to do the things ive dreamed of for so long....being a pro wrestler has always been a dream of mine and i finally have become one and am very good at it to boot!!! im the first ever adult film star to cross into mainstream sports entertainment (wrestling) noone has ever ever done it...there was a few gals who went into the ring but ONLY as exaggerated valets we call them like Jasmin St Claire and backyard wrestler (if you can call her that ) Tylene Buck Dont get me wrong these gals are way kool but didnt quite make it to the level i have where im actually a step away from doing my first ever
Signs I Have Seen
Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, E TC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so) ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AN D DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE
50 Mistakes Women Make, Listen Up Girls!
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's t
Clever Signs
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ****************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" ************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ***************** ********* At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." ************************** On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ************************** On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." ************************** At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." **************************
Darrel
Some people want to talk about how he got shot on stage and how awesome his burial service was. But that is not what he would want us to talk about. He would want us to talk about all the good times and the amazing music he produced throughout his life. I know that is what Vinnie would want, because I believe it's not how he died, it's how he lived and all the good times he had with everyone he knew. "Dimebag"Darrell Abbot And in the words of Phill "Fuck the god damn media"
Three Murders
Study Carefully.....the clues are so blatant youwill be kicking yourself if you miss them!Don't look at the answers until you are sure youhave all three right. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Mystery one A man was found murdered Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these answers: The wife said she was sleeping. The cook was preparing breakfast. The gardener was gathering vegetables. The maid was getting the mail. The butler was polishing shoes in the pantry. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know? ------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Mystery two A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere and no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other crusader wearing a cape
Hell
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the differ
Courts Martial
ok tomarrow two American Reservists are being tried at courts martial for cowardness in the face of the enemy for refusing to fight if found guilty they could be imprisioned for life or executed
Great American Bash!
John Cena vs. Bobby Lashley for the WWE Championship July 22, 2007 Our fans are in for a dream battle at The Great American Bash, as Bobby Lashley will challenge John Cena for the WWE Championship. Loyal viewers of Raw have been waiting for these two to clash one-on-one since Lashley arrived in last month’s WWE Draft. Since the moment Lashley was drafted to Raw, he has displayed a raging hunger for championship gold. When Lashley was drafted, Jonathan Coachman stripped him of the ECW World Title; however, immediately after Coachman pried the title from his hands, Lashley said everything was all right, and he would fight his way back to the top once again and prove to be a champion. He got his first chance at Vengeance: Night of Champions, where he was one of four men challenging Cena in the WWE Championship Challenge Match. However, The Champ was victorious that night, pinning Mick Foley to retain the gold. That left Lashley back on the outside, but he earned his opportu
Good
if u cant bee good than be good at it
Verse Of The Day
Even More Poetry
Do not get me wrong I love you But you are so far away I got tired of waiting Waiting was fine for a while Waiting was something I could do But desire began to outweigh waiting And I got tired of waiting You were my fiancée You were my significant other But I had desires for another So I got tired of waiting It was just a quickie Just a silly one nighter Friends with plentiful benefits It was me tired of waiting Now I am waiting for you For your heart to stop breaking
What Finger Are U?
You Are the Middle Finger A bit fragile and dependent on your friends, you're not nearly as hostile as you seem. You are balanced, easy to get along with, and quite serious. However, you can get angry and fed up with those around you. And you aren't afraid to show it! You get along well with: The Index Finger Stay away from: The Pinky What Finger Are You?
Live Like You Were Dying
I was adding to my stash tonight and came across Tim McGraws song "Live Like You Were Dying"...and it reminded me of something i had forgotten. We get so caught up in going thru life we forget to appreciate it. A few years ago I too heard the words no one wants to hear "cancer"...and suddenly u realize you are mortal afterall...and you dont know how many tomorrows you have left. I had just divorced after a 19yr marriage and work had become my life. I made all the bargins with God that people do when theyre in that situation...if only u let me live...things will be different. I will be a better person...more loving...more giving...more forgiving...more understanding...i wont take the small things for granted...nor the people i love. Ive tried hard to live up to those promises...but realize now that i still take the small things for granted...the beauty of a sunset...the brillance of stars...the sweet smile of a child...the smell of the air after a rain...as the song says...if i
~*me And Stuff N My Life*~
hi all im a newbie....thx to everyone who explained stuff!!!!!!!! ur all awesome....if u want to know stuff about me just ask...im pretty much an open book *hugs and kisses*
Need Help Stat Please
TO GO AND MY CLOSE GOOD FRIEND WINS. PLEASE HELP HIM. PLEASE BOMB A FEW COMMENTS HIS WAY. PRETTY PLEASE. THE OTHER PERSON IS CHEATING BY USING THE BLASTER. HE ONLY NEEDS 8,000 TO WIN. PLEASE ALL DO ME THIS FAVOR. I HELP ALL YOU OUT SO PLEASE HELP ME. THIS IS IMPORTANT THAT HE WINS. PLEASE BOMB HIM A FEW COMMENTS PLEASE THANKS IN ADVANCE!
Hmm
sometimes i just dont understand people they tell u one thing then do another whatever i suppose
I Have Balls
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off
Bomb The Blogosphere!
I got an A in my speech class! Yay! *pats self on back* I think it was one of the easiest As of my life if it had been the normal leangth chronologically. Three units in 5 weeks. Ack! But my GPA went up just a we bit and that makes me smile. Theres hope for this one after all. In the mean time I have homeowrk to do. -nerdface
Sacrifice.
"Under a morality of sacrifice, the first value you sacrifice is morality; the next is self-esteem. When need is the standard, every man is both victim and parasite. As a victim, he must labor to fill the needs of others, leaving himself in the position of a parasite whose needs must be filled by others. He cannot approach his fellow men except in one of two disgraceful roles: he is both a beggar and a sucker. "You fear the man who has a dollar less than you, that dollar is rightfully his, he makes you feel like a moral defrauder. You hate the man who has a dollar more than you, that dollar is rightfully yours, he makes you feel that you are morally defrauded. The man below is a source of your guilt, the man above is a source of your frustration. You do not know what to surrender or demand, when to give and when to grab, what pleasure in life is rightfully yours and what debt is still unpaid to others--you struggle to evade, as 'theory,' the knowledge that by the moral standard you'
My Husband
I Thank God for my husband John. On June 6th of this year I was diagnosed with bone cancer, soon I will be starting treatments, and I know it's gonna be a rough road ahead. I"m so glad to have him by myside, he has been my Rock through this whole ordeal, I've been truly blessed with such a wonderful man. I Love You Baby!!!!
Why America Why????
Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes
Some Info About Myself
My Life In 200 Questions 200. My middle name is: david 199. I was born in: Tenn 198. I am really: bored 197. My cell phone company is: cingular 196. My eye color is: Hazel 195. My shoe size is: 11 194. My ring size is: I don't know 193. My height is: 5 foot 11 192. I am allergic to: Bees 191. I was born on: January 27th 190. I am annoyed by: Fakers 189. Last book you read: Berzerkers 188. My bed is: Queensize 187: One thing you hate about yourself: try not too 179. My favorite Holiday is: Halloween 178. The perfect kiss is: Heartfelt 177. The last three cd's i bought were: I don't remember 175. Are you living at home?: no 174. Do you have any siblings?: not really 173. Are your parents divorced?: yes 174. What did you do yesterday?: fixed some things around the house :::I Do (YES)/Do Not (NO) Believe In::: 142. Love at first sight? yes 141. Luck? yes 140. Fate? yes 139. Yourself? yes.
My Trip To Gwar!!
So yeah this weekend I went to see Sounds of the Underground tour and it was fantastic. With some minor hiccups along the way. Some friends and I got together around 0930 on Friday Morning and piled in her van and ran errands. One being to get a tire changed cause it was showing metal along the side wall and tread. Really needed to be changed so we took care of it, got a map picked up another traveler and away we went. The trip down was okay no hitches, we parked near the Palladium and got in line to wait for tickets. Now I am a curious sort of fellow and I looked into the line a bit and I see some people with clip boards, hmmm curious is piqued a bit. One of the kids, a rather short and chunky lad is wearing a shirt with a chicken on it above it the words, "I am not a Nugget!" were there. Oh, fun times ahead, these were activatists. So I approached the three of them and asked some questions and this one young lad who was a bit feminine, he acted and reacted like he didn'
Videos I Am Making
How Stupid People Can Be!
Hungman101: i love the perfect quality in ur pics wow lol ->Hungman101: thanks! Hungman101: u have to be a model wow... Hungman101: oh gah ur soo hot obviously none of the pictures ive posted have been me. dee dee dee!
My Feelings On A Disabled Person's Life
Ok, this is basically saying how I feel about my life and I'm sure a lot of other people that are disabled feel the same way, for one, the quality of life should be the best and live life to the fullest, that means they should be invited to take part and be involved that means volunteering or playing sports or video games or just socializing because as long as the rest of the free world sits there and acts like or treats other disabled people like they can't do nothing, that disabled person's quality of life goes slowly but surely down the tubes because they're shoved aside and not included in things in life and it's really sad that people have to act like that, period because the rest of the world needs to know this, that one day, they'll be disabled by some form possibly and then they'll realize what the hell people like me and others go thru day in and day out, otherwise, they don't have a damn clue at all because some people not all of them but some people just don't give a flying
Beffy
if anyone wants to see my personal page im @ myspace.com/bethann4m
Living Life Backwards
Living Life Backwards I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for college: drink alcohol, party, you're pretty much a free spirit. Then you go to grade school, become a kid, play, and have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
Astrology
• I • R • G • O: The Whore Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The lover Can be mean somtimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. L • I • B • R • A: The sex addict Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most c
Monrovia Is Gay!
A WHILE BACK I HAD GOT IN SOME TROUBLE...AND WHEN I GOT RELEASED I MOVED TO THIS LITTLE TOWN IN THE (626) CALLED MONROVIA. ITS SO BORING IN THIS TOWN... I STILL DONT KNOW ANYONE SO I DONT GO ANYWHERE..THE TOWN ALONE IS LAME...IT HAS A STREET FAIR EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT WHICH IS PRETTY KOOL BUT ITS FILLED WITH A BUNCH OF LAMES AND RUGRAT KIDS RUNNING AROUND AND COPS ROLLIN ON SCOOTERS AROUND...I REALLY HATE THIS TOWN... BUT IF I WANT TO STAY OUTTA TROUBLE AND NOT GO BACK ...ITS IN MY BEST INTREST TO STAY OUT HERE OR AT LEAST THAT WAS THE JUDGES OPINION..THOUGH SHE IS RIGHT... IF IM NOT ANYWHERE NEAR THE KICK IT SPOT OR CERTAIN PEOPLE ..THEN I CANT GET IN TROUBLE.
Wanted:bi/gf
I am seeking a bi female to become very good friends with.. someone close to Me...so it will be convienent to go to the movies,shopping ,etc together. Someone to talk with,have good times with both outside of and behind closed doors. Im not sure if this is acceptable to post this in a blog then I said to Myself.. Oh what the hell..what is acceptable anymore anyway...lol. Gothic Mistress/Loretta
From Sun The 15th
Today was a really good day. And I'm not really sure why I think so. probably because the weather decided to calm down a bit and be "pleasant". As I write this i've had 4 hrs sleep in the last 40 hrs but im surprisingly wide awake. Worked a night shift at the hospital for my sons mom last night and thats how you end up being tired and wide awake at the same time. The weather ended up being beautiful tonight. So I took Aiden to the park (which was pretty empty ...weird) and his mom joined us soon after. So were swinging on the swings ..the adult ones at Franklyn Field... and Aiden is on his moms lap facing her and the swinging almost makes him fall asleep... his head buried on her shoulder.. and I realize that this is what lifes about.. Things dont always turn out the way you plan but it's still possible to be happy with the way things are. Not to get all misty, but thats what makes everything else you go through in life worth it. That split second you look over and realize what a sp
Why?
I really need to know why people have to act the way they do, you think you have a friend and they come back to bite you right in the ass. I won't name any names and you do know who you are. I am not sorry about the way I feel and I won't be sorry. This is my meaning of friendship: My friends mean the world to me, and they are all very special. I would never do any of them any harm. I would listen to them when they have problems. I would never hurt them , I would stand by them for any descision they would ever make in their life even if I do not agree. I will catch them if the fall. I would never , ever put them down in anyway, shape or form. I would boost them up and hold them on a pedestal and tell them they are worth something to me. All "My Friends" I treasure and love very much, I would do nothing to intentionally hurt them or make them worry. I am not saying my friends should not worry about me, I am saying I would not intentionally make them worry! I always worry
No Means No
Body: Guy:"Lets have sex right now." Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in
I Dont Know
well i've been out of prison for about a month and i still havnt went out to get laid. i just dont want a one night stand. is there something wrong with that?
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FairyPrincess839@ CherryTAP
July 17, 2007
Home is where the heart is. You'll gain inspiration and a sense of security if you pay attention to your living situation. Figuring out what goes where physically helps your mental state, too.
Zodiac Sign
Taurus You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties. You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature. Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
On Vacation...
So, the President thinks that CEOs and COOs are shamefully abusing the bailout funds issued to their companies. I have to agree. I may be over simplifying the obvious, but aren't these companies the same ones that failed at their intended purpose in business? Why reward failure? For their faiure, the chiefs are pocketing more money than the average American will see in their lifetime and to that end I have to ask: When the hell is enough ENOUGH? Super Bowl parties hosted by Bank Of America costing over $10,000,000? Regardless of the source of the funds (whether bailout or not) any institution that accepts a dime of our generous funds need to be monitored under the tightest scrutiny. Really though, try to get a loan with a credit score of 700 or less and you better watch out for the spit coming out of the lenders' mouth as they laugh in your face! When is enough ENOUGH?
We Wonin The Hobby Class Saturday Night
Hey ya'll just spreadin the news, we won the race Saturday night. Clanton got rained out so they had some cars there and the "dominator" of the hobby class in clanton was there and he won his heat race so, he and Jeremy started side by side in the main, but it was the yellow #64 who dominated the race, he lead the entire race and pulled away from the cars on the track! WOO HOO, we are coming for the $500 purse this Saturday! http://www.shelbycountyspeedway.net/recap.html copy/paste into your browser and you can see pictures of the winners!
It Was A Cold Day
today my loving daughter woke me up by dumping a glass of ice water on me...hahaha
Thank You!:)
i want to thank my family,friends and fans for the beautiful birthday wishes and gifts they gave me,i really have the sweetest friends of the whole world, i really mean that:) thank you all!:) paulien
Confused Blonde
how come things come so easy for some of us and others like me are so confused
Too Damn Hot!
Hope I got it right this time! Created a guestbook, stop by and sign.
Zeitgeist
ZEITGEIST, The Movie - Official Release - Full Production (including the 'Overture') Zeitgeist was created as a not for profit expression to inspire people to start looking at the world from a more critical perspective and to understand that very often things are not what the population at large think they are. The information in Zeitgeist was established over a year long period of research and the current Source page on the site lists the sources used / referenced. It's important to point out that there is a tendency to simply disbelieve things that are counter to our understanding, without the necessary research performed. For example, some information contained in Part 1 and Part 3, specifically, is not obtained by simple keyword searches on the Internet. You have to dig deeper. For instance, very often people who look up "Horus" or "The Federal Reserve" on the Internet draw their conclusions from very general or biased sources. Online encyclopedias or text book Encyclo
My Good Recipies
1 1/2 Cup cooked rice 2 Cup Milk 1 Egg beaten 1/3 Cup raisins 1/2 Teaspoon Vanilla 1 Tablespoon Butter
Iphone Madness
read this http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone
Banned From Posting Mumms
ok... so I was bored and just goofing around, and thought I would try to block my self, and I got this message... I thought the message was pretty crude, coming from the top, so I posted a mumm and didn't mark it NSFW... thinking if baby jesus can say it, so could I..... wrong.... I got banned from posting any more mumms. I asked about it in the support lounge and was told that baby j is a lunatic, and can say what ever he likes, because it's his site. I was posting this comment, today on all the mumms...
I'm A Newbie
I would just like to tell everyone that I do Passion Parties. I live in Ohio and I need some more business so if you are in for a night of fun let me know.
What Real Women Want
No one has ever accused me of having a green thumb but i love making things grow. I demonstrate my passion for horticulture with a cool cucumber. theres no better way to beat the heat muses the green party supporter. while plant matter stimulates me to a blooming climax. i caresse my flesh casabas and made a confession. i'm not a strict vegetarian. no matter how much i try, fresh produce can't fulfill my carnal cravings for man meat.
Prego
I am pregnant and just dont know what to do or anything like that. My man up and left me. I just hate this but I am strong and I know that I can do this all by myself with the love and support of my family. I just don't know about him.. what should I do..
Mummmm Postings
ok people out there in cherry land.. i have a issue with the with this past weekend whe i posted a mummmm and the people that over see this site.. i just learn what mumm were and i really did not know what was offending and what is not.. but i posted a simple m in my mind was not offending aty all and then ended up getting a email from someone from the site saying my mm was offending or was deleted off the site.. also at that time i can no longer post mumm.. well does any one else have this problem.. i was thinking this site was for fun and to meet people.. but i guess not.. please let me know what you think..
Only A Deam Away !!!
I can hold you anytime, I can look into your eyes, I feel your arms around me, whenever my heart desires, your never too far from me, always within reach, all I have to do is close my eyes and sleep, each night you come to me, soft smile upon your face, I can make love to you, keep you safe and warm, your always a part of me, forever in my heart, the miles fade so quickly, when I need you most, your only a dream away...
Ct Glitches
I just did my first blog and noticed that it says that ratings are anonymous.... not true... I know who you are...lol
Get A Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What you have nothing better to do.. Then to report PEOPLES images all fuckin day long ..... I know who you are and who just reported them right now..... And they are NOT NSFW sooo get a dam clue.............. You're just jealous because the women the in the pictures look better then you........... oh Yeah and because I voted as much as I could on your pics... But that wasnt good enough for you now was it????????????? Get a fuckin clue and a life...... I hate DRAMA... And you think I dont know who it just was who just reported my 3 not NSFW images????????????? LMFAO!!!!!!! Im sorry you have misplaced me for Some one STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes and YOU are UGLY, and have NO personality..... I think I will just go have a looksie on your profile !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. Don't forget the 7th kin
Bare With Me
sorry to all i have neglected... But im attending trucking school right now and i go from 7am-6pm and its hard to really get on.. i mean im on but i have to study on here so plz dont get mad it i dont answer u...i will try ok..... thank u... me.....
The Adventure Of Ct
It never ceases to amaze me, what I see and experience on CT. Mind you I am a VIC by choice. I sign On by choice. Here are things that make me just shake my head. 1. Error messages that are just down right Rude - I am not a rude person and each time I see this I wonder , is that the type of person they really cater to and those of us that have manners and are kind just have to suffer this immature attitude. 2. Salutes - I thought at first this was great idea, because I am real and this would be a good tool to find those that were real as well, rather then those that are fake and pretend and play the senseless mind games that go on here and else where are the internet. But I was wrong, not only are the fake salutes that are passed and ones that are not following the guidelines written in the CT Bible are also passed. Now you can get one approved and delete it and still gain points. Ok I will just leave it at these two. I am just venting so don't feel like you hav
Contest
hey im in the sexiest man contest cum spank me!!!!

If you haven't rated my page please do. I am new and need some points. thanks.
Thanks Everyone 7/17/07
For helping me close and dear friend. Thanks to the few that did help out. For thsoe who did help I really appriciate all the help you gave! My friend didn't place first but came in second. I think the gal cheated from waht I heard! Anyway's the ones that really did help I thank you from the bottom of my heart to yours. Please show him some love by congratualting him. Thanks again! Confederate - Elite Hottie -@ CherryTAP
An Update
Well its been a while since I wrote a blog other then my drunk blog. Things around here have been kinda crazy. Lots of stuff going on with so little time to get it all done. I live in Sudbury housing its geared to income I had to get my mom to fill out paper work to be able to live with me. They called us July 10 and said she was not approved to live here. I can and have appealed the decision. I dropped off all the paper work today for that so with the next few weeks I should know whats going on with that. Tristen goes to Churchill for a summer program 4 days a week Monday to Thursday and we are going to put him in Fridays also. From 8am-4pm. He really likes it. We walk there from home as we only like about a 10 min walk from the school and all he can say is I am going to summer preschool. What a kid. He loves when I drop it off not so happy when I show up to pick him up. Kieyah is potty training working on it. She has this thing where shes not to happy to pee on the potty when
Daniel
welll i know im not the only women on here and i know certianly that im smarter to fall for it but wondering if you men are having fun messing with womens minds , sample talking to many guys on here all of a sudden they ask me to marry them , i think wow there nice wonder if they could be the one how are thease words so easy to say and how is it so easy to play games with women like you do you know some of us on here are good people and derserve not to be treated like women not like where still in high school please stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Very Wise Man,,
like when ,the trees move that makes the wind blow...
Big Brother
Big Brother is on. One of my guilty pleasures...lol. Do any of my friends watch it? If so, what do you think so far???
Southren Boys
We found the reason why girls love them southern boys. It's in the way they walk in them Wranglers, the way they talk into them Nextel's. Its the look in their eyes when u mention an 8pt. buck. The way they get to talking bout lift kits and muddin tires. Its all in the camouflage jackets and snake boots, the four wheelers they broke and the truck they ALMOST flipped. It's the stories they tell bout fishin with their boys, the way they love with all they got. Its the home movies that start with "Hey ya'll, watch this!", and the rodeos that result in broken bones and fractured ribs. It's how cute they look all dressed up, the way they make sure everyone knows that your theirs. It's the way they stick up for you when no one else will, the way they make you laugh when you want to cry. One word in that sweet southern accent and them girls are gone. Their mommas raised them right, and they know how to treat a lady. Some people ask what we see in southern
Just Disgusted!!!
today some jerk left some really rude and abnoxious comments on my photos!!! truth to be told it pissed me off because of you who know me they know i'm not one to handle that well !!! I have a tendency to lose my temper over this and today he just made me flat out disgusted!!!
Help With Contests.... Per Lord Wolf
I need help winning this contest please.
Bored As Hell!!!
so yea... im bored!! nothing new!!! thought i would write a blog well bc i have nothing to do well let me take that back i have tons of shit i can do but am i doing it nah well bc im bored as it is what will happen once i go clean r something!!! LOL!!! k yea so im going to go and find something that might un bore me but i dont think i will find anything!!! so its prob just off to bed early nothing new did it last nite and the nite b4!!!
Locos Happy Hour-tueday 5pmon July 17th
Hi everyone thanks so much for the fans, rates , and add request. I went through too each and every one of you (all 120 of you) and gave you a fan, rate, and Then accepted your request, Some of you only got 10's and probly wonder why me being a VIC only gave a 10 and not a 11, I Only had 100 10s and Used up 50 of them earlyer today so I apologize for those who got 10s, I am out of 11's. See being a VIC you only get 100 11's per 24hour period. :). THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR SUCH AN AWESOME HAPPYHOUR!!! my happyhour was my REWARD from Cherrytap (marketman) for having so many people join site. I worked hard and it was a nice reward that was not expected. I hope to continue to get people to join the site and I hope to continue to talk to each and every one of you!. PLEASE DO read my profile though if you have not and also PLEASE do check if you rated or faned me, Im missin alot of fans/10s (or 11s :P). So if you could help those MIA Fans/rats find there way home. AGAIN EVERYONE
69badangel
i know how to be notty when i want to and an angel when im not notty
What's Up Peeps
Just wanted to throw a shout out to all my new friends here at CT. Thanks for sharing the love. I try to at least rate and fan everyone I'm frineds with and if you haven't done so please do the same for me. I would really appreciate the support. Thanks to all you hot sexy cherries out there. MUAH!!!
Hary Potter!
How many of you have seen the new movie? Do you like it? I think the Prizoner of Askiban was even better. Do any of you read the books first? Then watch the movie?????
Delicious Diva Contest
Hey guys...I need everyones help...I need everyone to go vote for my pic in the Delicious Diva Contest...and ill return the fav!!! Love Tonya Heres the link to my picture: http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=763462&albumid=434765&i=2120068984
I'm So Confused
I'm trying my hardest to figure all of this out.
Everyone Do Me A Favor
Everyone rate http://cherrytap.com/user/945041 something low dumb broad
Nitelife In Indy
Nitelife Magazine is expanding into the Indy market. Content coverage will now include Fort Wayne and Indy...as a result we are printing more magazines...we will have more readers...and you will get more attention. MODELS, MUSICIANS, LOCAL TALENTS AND CELEBS...we want to feature you. Cover stories, hot pictorials, its all fair game in Nitelife. Hit us up on CT or check us out on the WEB at www.scnitelife.com Respond to the blog if you want to be featured in NITELIFE
Never Gonna Give You Up
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand * Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've know each other for so long Your heart's been aching But you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see (* repeat) give you up. give you up give you up, give you up never gonna give never gonna give, give you up never gonna give never gonna give, give you up I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
My Birthday!!!
Woo Hoo! My birthday is Thursday..that's all, just excited :)
Death
the dead of night. the angel of death comes. his icey cold breath clam's you. takeing you in to the darkness. the black hole of death take's you. untill you find out which way you go. go untill heaven or hell. the sweet touch of god's hand. to the painful kiss of the devil. goinf to the fild's of green gress. or to the hot pits of fire. will in walk in the stressts of gold. for be giveing to the unforgiveing flams. will i got to heaven or hell. we will never know. untill death takes me away.
Court July 16 2007
well, i went to court monday and i got screwed hard. they have changed the vistitation to only in bowling green ky. so instead of me and susan alternating driving back and fourth...they want me to only be the one to do all the fucking driving. now how fair is that. her mom and family have kissed enough ass somewhere to have child services to be on there side. i truely believe they have paid them off somehow. if anyone knows how to get ahead of them in court..please leave me some advice. the ones who know me and know the situation know how the marriage has been marred by her parents sticking there nose in every second they get a chance and now there wanting to stick there nose in, in raising my son. they say i am unfit and they say susan is unfit but in all this susan is living in the same house and sees brian all the time and cares for him there under there roof. where i only get to see him 2x a month under supervision of cps (child protection services). now how fair is that. she i
The Black Hate
the black hate the cold darkiness of lonlyness. the sound of a heart breaking. the pain that comes from srowwor. the only thing left is hate. comeing out to see the world. showing what the world made it. being cold and heartless to all. not careing what they think. give them back what they made it. putting then in the same pain. showing the darkness he lives in. nev er letting go of the pain or hate.
How To Let Go
How to let go how do i let go. how do i close my heart. how do i end the dreams. how can you forget so easy. the nights looking up at the stars. the nights laying there talking. the love look in your eyes. the feeling of love we have. the souind of our hearts. comeing together to make one. how did you throw it away. forgetting all the good times. working out the bad times. throwing my heart away. like you never cared. forgethering are love altogether.
Looking Into The Sky
i look in to the sky above. thinking when you come back. will you see what has been done. how we treat eachother. the ones that has fallen from the path. the one that have come back from hardship. the ones that never give up. always working to better themself. always keeping faith in love. never truning there heart to stone. not finding the one true love in ther life. holding on day by day. to the love never givening to them. hurting from the love that was takeing from them.
The 60's
magnify in an earlier blog, i commented on my paternal grandfather being a grand dragon in the KKK. on the other side of the blanket, my maternal grand father was a black slave, maternal grandmother a frenchwoman. this sparked quite a lively conversation with my friend cheryl, and the similarities between our upbringings from so diverse parts of the country...she from here, and me from the south. what started boiling in my little brain after that conversation, was, wondering if my grandfather knew this little tidbit of information. was that why he was so mean to me? not to say that i didn't feel loved by him, i did... he just picked on me, and laughed. i know i gleaned the information that there was a "nigger in the woodpile" from my father...not my mother, who is, if anything, more prejudiced than my KKK papa. i never felt like daddy held it against me, though, not like she did. i was the butt of her mean little jokes when i was small. when she and my daddy broke up, we were as
Random Funny Stuff
This didnt happen to me but its funny as hell Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet
Hpdh Predictions. Can't Wait To See How Close I Am.
The Ultimate Deathly Hallows Predictions Exam Parts 1, 2, 3 and 4 by Leaky Staff Well done Lyle Wilson! Here are a list of your predictions: Where are Harry, Ron and Hermione on the UK cover? Somewhere at Hogwarts Who is standing behind Harry holding a sword? Kreacher Why are Ron and Hermione in dress robes on the cover? They come straight from Bill and Fleurs wedding Who or what is reflected in Harry's glasses? Someone or something else Who does the treasure we see belong to? Albus Dumbledore Is the sword that the person behind Harry is holding Griffindors sword? No When is the scene on the UK cover taking place? In the summer, right after the wedding Why does the UK adult cover have the Slytherin locket on it? It just means that the Slytherin locket is a Horcrux, and Horcruxes are, of course, going to be very important in book 7 Where are Harry and Voldemort on the US cover? Somewhere we haven't been yet What are they doing? Harry is tr
Ah I Level Up Yippieee
· your cherry level just increased to '14' (Epic Cherry)! it takes me 3 -4 monthes to get there ,but heehhe struggling along this time i might make level 15 by the time christmas comes around !!!
Love
Send me a VoiceComment. It's FREE! Just call 1(641)715-0101 and enter *4794619. And, if you have a VoicePlayer too, I'll reply. http://www.snapvine.com
Friends With Benefits
It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery. Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard(what a horrible word.) , or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on Cherrytap that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message saying "I'm Yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". If you have no interest in the person at all send them a message that states "no comment".... SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person who will.
Fuck Me
2007-07-17 07:25:41 YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 ba
Laughs From The 'other' Head
The penis............... Dear Management, I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1- I do physical labor 2- I work at great depths 3- I plunge head first into everything I do 4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off 5- I work in a damp environment 6- I don't get paid overtime 7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation 8- I work in high temperatures 9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: 1- You can not work 8 hours straight 2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods 3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team 4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations 5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to sta
Famous People
Have you ever met anyone famous? Most of the famous people I have met have been NFL players. Mostly with the Dallas Cowboys. I have met Terry Bradshaw and I was at a Passion Party with several defensive line players of another NFL team I probably should not mention since they blamed the party for losing their game the next day lol.
Sorry
SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ON LATELY. I HAVE BEEN BUSY WITH WORK. I AM WORKING AT ANOTHER STORE HELPING WITH THE REMODEL. AND I AM OVERNIGHT AGAIN. SO TRYIN G TO GET USED TO CHANGING MY SLEEP HABITS ONCE AGAIN. PLUS THIS PAST WEEKEND ME AND MY FIANCE WENT TO CEDAR POINT. WE STAYED AT A HOTEL FOR THE WEEKEND. IT WAS GREAT TO GET AWAY. I MISS ALL OF YOU AND YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN. I WILL BE COMMENTING BEFORE THE WEEKEND GETS HERE OR IF NOT I WILL ON THE WEEKEND. I AM OFF SAT. AND SUN. BIG HUGS,GOD BLESS, LOVES YOU
Good-bye Mom
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too." Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!
Interesting Sex Facts
-THINGS THAT WOMEN MIGHT WANT TO KNOW- 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumcised, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "pro static congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. - THINGS MEN MIGHT WANT TO KNOW - 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural
Long Yard.
I am a simple person, a romantic, an idealist and realist, but neither of them at the same time. I enjoy hearing that you wish to give me things and take care of me. I love feeling as if someone has cared enough to miss me and wish me a good day if that is all they have time to say, but all that I love and enjoy is sometimes a lie to make someone else feel important. I am ashamed of myself for believing sweet talking and one liners because I thought, "perhaps they could just mean it." When there are forty other girls you say the same thing to and who act accordingly, I feel no more special than a face in a crowded room. People feel and people are real, giving into you is hard to do, but I allow myself to do it. Why put stock in something you can say but never really mean? I have a heart, it's been damaged plenty and though I do not worry about the past, I worry of the future. Maybe I should blame some of it on myself, because, then again, only you can be swayed to believe in it if you
Bored
k i was just bored n thought i would give this thing a shot sry it's not that great. lol
My Horoscope
Sometimes I just get a kick out of these things, but todays horoscope made we wonder....hmmmmmmm Someone loves you more than you know. They may not necessarily be great at expressing their feelings now for fear that you don't reciprocate. If you feel the same, give 'em a hint. If not, be kind, firm and clear about that.
This Zombie Girl Is Sooooooooo Bored!!!!! :o
oooooh Lordey this Zombie girl is actually bored..... It's pouring rain out and and thundering... lol.. And no one to play with...... All the civilians are hiding inside their house, and place of work.........I haven't been bored in a loooooooong time... lol... Anyone wanna play with me???..... I promise I will only take a small bite out of you.... hahahahah... It'll just be a little painful.... LOL...... And I will make sure I will eat your brains last...... Oooooooooh I could go play outside right now in the pouring rain.... I mean I am a rotting corpse and smell like rotting, bacterial eating flesh.... Lmao!!!!.... But that would mean I need a human brain as MY SPONGE to wash myself down with...... LOL...... And I would just need a tad bit of human blood too use as my soap..... hahaha...... What's a Zombie girl to do on a wet, pouring, thunderous day.........I don't feel like going back underground from which I came... The grave is really soggy and muddy, ge
Long Lost Friend
I had met this kid named Jimmy Scott when I was about 11-12 yrs old. I met his sister Michelle through him and my sister Jen. We became good friends always doing things together...We saw eachother every other weekend when my sister and I were at our mom's house. Michelle and her mom moved down to Georgia in the Winter spring 1988. That summer my family stayed at a campground when she wrote me and I lost the letter before I could write her back. For years I have tried to find her. I want to know what she did in her life after moving south. I want to know if she is still alive and if she got married. I did not get married but I have 3 beautiful children. Michelles two older brothers moved to their dad's in Maine somewhere and I have tried to find one of them as well to see if they have any idea what has happened to their sister or if they even keep in touch with her today. I did not really know the mom. I can not for the life of me remember her name. Does anyone know who I am sea
Boogie Time
Yep Its That Time Of Year Again, Boogie Time That Is!! I Will Be Gone From Tomorrow Morning Until Sunday Night Sometime!! If You Need Me, Guess You Will Have To Leave A Message And Wait!! If Not Then Your Gonna Have To Go To Lawrence County Recreational Park!! (In Springville, IN) If Anybody Else On My List Is Goin' Hit Me Up, And I'll Be Sure To See You There!!! Have A Good One All!! I Shall Return!! C-Ya L8r All
What They Say?
"Gold, for the instant, lost its luster in his eyes, for there were countless treasures of the heart which it could never purchase." Charles Dickens "Happiness is the meaning of life, the whole aim and end of human existence." Aristotle "Happiness may be a more authentically religious value than righteousness." Rabbi Harold Kustner "Even a happy life can not be without a measure of darkness and the word 'happiness' would be without a meaning if it were not balanced by sadness." Carl Gustav Jung "What you resist persists." Carl Gustav Jung "I accept life unconditionally … most people ask for happiness on condition. Happiness can only be felt if you don't set any conditions." Arthur Rubinstein. "If you listen carefully, you get to hear everything you didn't want to hear in the first place. Shalom Aleichem "The question is laid out for each of us to ask: whether to hold on or drop the mask." Martha Boesing "When you have become willing to
Writ By Billy S.
"To be, or not to be, that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them." "This above all: To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night day, thou canst not then be false to any man." "They do not love who do not show their love." "In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility." "In time we hate that which we often fear." "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind." "We know what we are, but not what we may be." "Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none." "No legacy is so rich as honesty." "All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts..." "There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." "Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never ta
Secret Crush
someone on Cherry tap has a crush on me how cool is that?? so any suggestions on how I find out who it is?? Im fairly new to this site and I'm dying to know who it is??
Hi
im new to this site.. can u please show me some love and i will return the favor...thank u
Passion Parties
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I.q. Test
You have a sexual IQ of 123 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Life Sux
if life gets you down dont get discuraged just keep on going if it takes all you have some day it will get better
Complete Idiocy!
I have been through alot in my life but this shit really makes me angry! I dont get into drama but everyone here needs to know and be aware that there are some on this site with some real serious issues. Read from bottom up....I cant even write anymore im so nauseated and pissed off! My Shoutbox ->!!!horny a...: you said that to the wrong person, i was sexually abused from 7-10 and my son was abused by his own father, you make me sick ya know that read my blogs instead of lookin at my goddamn pics and maybe you wouldnt ask such a a stupid fucking question !!!horny a...: sorry sorry sorry...... ->!!!horny a...: offended me that is called incest you have some serious issues dude !!!horny a...: just wondering...i dont know u...sorry if it offended u ->!!!horny a...: i cannot believe you just had the audacity to even ask that question !!!horny a...: i just wana play wit u sooo much!!! !!!horny a...: hey do u and ur son ever.....u know.....play???
Life
Stoners rule and stoners die but in the end we all get high
Censorship Has Prevailed!!!
I was sent today one last warning about removing the "pornographic" material from my profile page or else I was going to be removed. With a lot of grief I had to remove all of my beautiful sexy PICTURES!!! It just baffles me how an adult site enforces censorship and plays the cynical moral game. To me is easy as this: if you don't like it, don't look at it. Carlos The Butt Man (aka) masterhead
C - H - E - R - R - Y C-o-c-o-n-u-t //////// What Are U
YOU DON'T REPOST THIS YOU WILL BE SINGLE UNTIL YOU ARE 45!!! NO JOKE!!! PUT: A - P - P - L - E = YOU ARE TAKEN C - H - E - R - R - Y = YOU LIKE SOMEONE BUT NOT SURE HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU B-A-N-A-N-A = YOUR IN A RELATIONSHIP AND YOU LOVE THE GUY/GIRL SO MUCH THAT YOU NEVER EVER EVERRRRR WNAT TO LOSE THEM NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.. YOU WILL DO ANYTHING FOR THEM.. YOU LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!! G - R - A - P - E = YOUR SINGLE AND LOVIN IT C-O-C-O-N-U-T = YOUR SINGLE, AND DON'T REALLY CARE ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS JUST FLIRT L - E - M - O - N = YOU ARE ABOUT TO GIVE UP P - E - A - C - H = YOU THINK THERE IS NO POINT IN LIKING THE PERSON YOU LIKE P - I - N- E - A - P - P - L - E = YOU ARE JUST TAKING LIFE AS IT COMES W- A - T - E - R - M - E - L - O - N = YOU LIKE SOMEONE BUT THEY DONT KNOW!!! S - T - R - A - W - B - E - R - R - Y = YOU LIKE/LOVE SOMEONE AND THEY LIKE/LOVE YOU BUT YOUR NOT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU TONIGHT At
Jealous Peoples
MICHIGAN STATE POLICE WARNING *** State police warning for online: Please read this 'very carefully'..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually ; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of Rockhard abs or goes by his name Jason Stallings contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his instant messages or e-mail . He has the ability to track your home address. Whoever this person may be, he is a suspect for murder in the death of (3) women (so far) contacted through the Internet. He is a suspect in a shooting and is known for raping and beating young women. He is located in the MID-MICHIGAN area. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo and AOL so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is
"i Missyou"
Be honest....... If you really miss someone, friend, ex, love, or a family member right now.., And cant get them off your mind... Then repost this titled as "I miss you..." Within 1 minute. And whoever you are missing will surprise you ......Within 1 minute. And whoever you are missing will surprise you ......
Ldc Stuff
Hello everyone! MamaBear here.. I just wanted to thank those of you who sent Birthday cards to me so that I can send out a group of them to Lord Lestat. I have just returned from sending out the cards that I have received so far, in the hopes of them getting to him by at least his birthday (this Saturday). There is still time (remember, like the saying goes, better late than never) if you are still interested in sending in a card. If you are, in fact, still interested PLEASE contact me, and let me know, and I'll get you set up. Remember, the basic idea is, all you pay for is the card, and the postage to me... I'll send the bulk of the cards out, and pay for that postage myself. Just let me know if you are still interested by clicking on my link below, and CT mailing me! Oh, and please repost this!! Thanks! ♥ MamaBear MamaBear ~ ÐÄRK ÈñÇHÄñ†ÈÐ þRÌñÇȧ§ Ö£ LÐÇ ~@ CherryTAP
For My Mother~~please Read~~
For those of you that know my mom,,,she is now sitting in the Hospital because of some jerk off she actually used to love on here,,Shadowravenblood. He had so many other women while he was telling her he was so inlove with her and wanted only her!! He was lying to her the whole time,,,,But unlike me,,she forgave him and still wanted to be friends with him,,why,,,,I have no clue,,I would not have even have given him that much. My mother and I are very close,, I have seen what has been sent and recieved between the two of them these last 24 hours and it makes me sick! Because of him,, her wrists and her will never be the same,, if she even makes it out this time....I and my brothers love her so much and if anything happens to her,, I will never forgive him or his words I have read,,both to my mother,,,and directly to me.Mom,,we love you,,,,please come home safe,, we are all praying for you. Love, Your Daughter Stephanie
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Danger!!! You Are About To Enter.... Rae's Cavern Of Darkness!
it's bullshit that ppl give you a low ratine merely because you gave them one. i mean i dont care what they rate me, but the only reason some of them are rating low is because i raated them low, then they bitch me out for it.PATHETIC!! most of the time i rate them low because they're pic quality is low. get over it. grow up! do you really think rating me low is going to affect me, other than pissing me off? is it really going to "get back at me"? no!
Poems
People say ignorance is bliss, yes im sure it might be true, its not assured, but can be true. What of the things you cant ignore? the many facts brought straight to you, the many things you can not change, the many paths already paved. What if i cant ignore? all those things that have occured, they make me change, they make me cold, i cant ignore, not all the pain caused, all the friends lost, its happend before. What of the pain? the pain thats lasts from month to month, i feel it come, its hard to change, and overcome, and yet so easy to accept. What of the people that have my trust? and that of those i should avoid, it really hurts to be betrayed, i dont like that, its too much pain. What of those nights? ive cried at night, while i just lay there in the dark, my only grip of life, was to hold my pillow tight, and let all emotions, just run throughout. What of my change? of wanting to avoid my friends, that i just feel i should
Hand Me Down Matchbox 20
Important Informations And Where To Find It.
Things every person in the community should know. Where to find information: HELP: located on the task bar right above your Bar Tab. Here you will find the 1. Helpers of CherryTap/Fubar - they are called bouncers. 2. CherryTap Bible - here is a wealth of information about the site. the VAULT: 1. newletter for interesting reading and information. 2. Graphic sites to decorate your pages and comments The SUPPORT LOUNGE: here is where you ask for help from those in the know about problems you are having with site. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! Find all your answers here: The TRUE FACTS BabyJesus blog: http://cherrytap.com/user/1 or Scrappers blog: http://cherrytap.com/user/22 This are the place where you go for help and info about the site. Place those questions shouldn't end up in are the MUMMS Thanks dear blog for letting me get this information out to all my dear friends Until the next time. Have a wonderful day. Gegi
Kinda I Want To Nine Inch Nails
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Afternoon Delight Starland Vocal Band
Birthday Tomorrow
Show some love dammit lmao thanx advance! Mwah
Don't Stop Fleetwood Mac
You Make Lovin Fun Fleetwood Mac
Betrayed Guitarist
yep, my hair is now black and red, i will put pics up later, :)
Dreams Fleetwood Mac
I Knew I Loved You Savage Garden
Go Your Own Way Fleetwood Mac
Cool Night Paul Davis
Come See How Good I Look
So, basically I'm just doing this because I have nothing better to do. I have no idea how the hell to work this place yet, so if anyone has some interesting advice, please give it to me! Thanx
I Am Stonger
Well, seems as though I can't win for losing in the love department... I get a "Dear Jane" letter/email today from the one that said he loves me and wants to marry me... all because an ex gf comes back and messages him... apparentely they have talked about getting back together, thats ok... but a "I'm sorry I have to do this in an email" letter?? Grow up!! Get balls and talk face to face (or at least phone to phone).... My nick on here has changed, my pics have been changed (as far as "my man's" album was concerned, it doesn't exist anymore), I burned the notes he sent me. yes burned them. Bye Brew... I won't be there to pick up any pieces that may fall apart in the future.
Its Almost Over, I Need Help.
It is over in 2 days and I am far behind. I need some help on this contest pic. The pic here is a link to the contest pic that needs comments. Any bombers on vacation who is bored and wants to help out I would appreciate it.
No Sugar Tonight The New Mother Nature
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im drunk bored and horny, what the fuck
Musings
Welcomes are fun, meeting new people, visiting their pages... now if I could just get my general interests area updated correctly. :^P That'll worry me while I fuss and try to get it just right - then I'll be able to relax and visit a bit....
Random
So how do you know if someone is being for real with you or just stringing you along? I'm sure that is not so cut and dry to answer but I just wonder.
If They Only Knew
In a area so populated by courageous Military men and women and their families, it's a shame that they are not told more often how proud we are of them Most of us have direct ties to the Military through family or friends, but how often do you thank them? I come from a very proud Military family. My Grandfather is retired Army, as was my Great Grandfather. My father is a Former Marine, and my Cousins husband is currently serving in the Army. I am so very proud to say I also have friends currently serving in the Military. John who is currently serving in the Air Force, Tiana, also serving in the Air Force, Eric, who is in the Air Force as well, and Wolf who is a Former Marine and currently serving in the Air Force. I think of each of these wonderful people everyday. I am grateful to each of them for everything that they have done and continue to do to keep me, my family, friends, and home safe. I will cry for my friend Wolf as he deploys for his 4th trip to Iraq in Se
How It Made Me Feel.
ok so i was on myspace, checkin out my friends stuff, and on the bullitin bored was this story (i posted it at the bottom of this) about a little boy who dies of cancer and what he told his mom. and it just made me think of Joe. and it made me consider and then reconsider how i have be thinking about him leaving. and i think that maybe i have been to concieted about it. ONly thinking about what he was missing, what things that we would never get to do. but this tory kinda made me rethink, and say,, maybe that was what God was going for. Joe wasn't a child, no. but he was in pain. He had migraines a lot, he knees hurt him, and his stomache. maybe he hurt more than he was letting on. I didn't think about it as being anything that would make me loose him. but maybe God said that he didn't want Joe to hurt anymore. Maybe he wanted to bring him home. And i know that that is what people have been saying to me tha whole time,, but i have been to busy saying, what about our wedding, what about
All Hallows Eve
Its a bit long but reads quickly. Again another poem that I was challenged to write. All Hallows Eve My tale begins on October 30th The night before all Hallows Eve His name was Stephapolne Gorbeshnikov So we will just call him Steve He came to town in the dark of night Wearing a blackened cape and chapeau He moved into Jake's old house Just about a month ago The windows still boarded shut But from the chimney smoke would flow You knew someone was inside But never saw him come or go Then on all hallows morn Just a little bit past eight Transylvania ground and air Delivered a large wooden crate Shortly after, a work crew arrived Removing cob webs from the eaves Clearing a path to the mezzanine Hauling off both brush and leaves Unboarding all but one window So the R.I.P. would still remain Painted there 2 years ago When Jake and Sue were slain No one talks about that night Dispatch got a call from John By the time the sheriff arrived, Both the
Be Careful Who You Talk To...
Be careful who you talk to. Recently, I had a discussion with someone who said they were a friend of one of my family members on Cherry Tap. With my family member's best interests at heart, I bared my soul about my feelings of an acquaintance of theirs. The feelings were not good. During the conversation I was encouraged to continue. The person I was talking to even requested to be my friend. I find out about an hour after the conversation that he sent the conversation to the person I had shared my feelings about. This acquaintance then calls my family member and everyone else she knows. So now there is super huge drama over what was supposed to be a private conversation. I also recently found out that the acquaintance is passing off the conversation as a letter that I directly wrote to her. So now I'm getting threats from her peeps. I'll tell you, I've really learned my lesson on this one. You really need to know who you are talking to before you can trust them with an
Me
im a 23 year old single female with a 2 yr old son name vai! i work at walmart parttime and have my own vitamin business! every thing i do is for the wellbeing of my son's future! i love him more than anything!
The Burning Times
The Pappenheimer's Torture of the Pappenheimers from 'Bamberger Halsgerichtordnung' (1508) The hapless family were pulled from their slumber and taken to jail. Ten-year-old Hänsel was left behind with the Pappenheimer's landlords. The next day, not knowing what else to do with him, the landlords took little Hänsel to the jail to be with his parents. The Pappenheimers were kept in the custody of a man by the name of Alexander von Haslang zu Haslangsreut, Grosshausen und Reid. Haslang had the responsibility of turning the Pappenheimer family into an example of extreme justice. After their capture, Haslang arranged for the interrogation and torture of the Pappenheimers. He accused the family of multiple crimes and of practicing witchcraft in league with the Devil. Although the Pappenheimers declared their innocence of crime and of witchcraft at first, a bit of carefully used torture made them change their plea. Fundamentally, Haslang was not terribly interested in
Ugh.
wow so im new to this...hi :) i have no idea what im doing so if u do happen to read this and you did something and i didnt return it? sorry in advance cuz i dont know how yet haha.
Girlfriend
Man I am tored of beign single and I have dated a couple chicks but they were dumb. If you live by me and are cute and responsible and want to go out on a date let me know ASAP. Thanks
Sos!...reign?....gonna Kill Ya!
Hey Reigh..ya WENCH!.so ya send me an email inviting me to this site but, WTF??????? I have NO CLUE how to use it! the email said it would send me right to your page! I look like a flubbering idiot! SMAK...NOT SWAK! ~Nicky (aka lsis77shovelhothead)
Matt
humty dumty sat on a bed litt bopeep was giveinghim head wean we started to come she said he was fucking a shepp
Horoscope
Misery doesn't love company, unless the company is helping to clean up that misery! Okay, so these chores aren't quite 'miserable,' but they are very time consuming. Call in some reinforcements for help.
New Creations
Its been such a long time since I have felt what love is all about. Now I have found someone that I feel deserves all that I can offer him with no doubt. My heart aches with pain because we are apart, Yet I now carry him in my loving heart. No matter how many miles in distance we are, My love travels to him no matter how far. Deep within this loving heart of mine, I know that everything will work out fine. Sooner than later all my dreams will come true. Baby, if you don't know yet, my dreams are all of you. Many will say it's too soon to tell. But the fact remains that I surely fell. To hear your voice puts a smile upon my face, And I always meet you in my dreams in the same place. I dream of being in your arms at night, Always knowing that everything will be alright. To love someone so much and yet can't show ore express it. It's like catching the game ball with your mitt. I want to so those three little words so damn bad. Not knowing if you love me the same is
Thanks For The Help
I just wanted to thatnk everyone that voted and left comments on my mum. This is a tough desicion. I've stood by before when my friends were molested and I'm fuckin tiyred of seeing these sons of bitch's get away with this shit. The only issue now is how not to go to jail myself. Fuck it, it won't be the first time. And at least the kids dad will stay free.
Fill It Out Bub
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you have water fights with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you give me GIANT bear hugs? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 16.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 18.) How good do i look from 1-10? answer: 19.) How
My Poem's
As i look at you throw the reflection of our past its still hard to grasp the fact that your not coming back My soul is left with unspoken words the very beat of my heart with unspeakable verbs you left me without even a word I know i did no wrong i tried to make you stay my worst fear as come alive your not by my side I don't cry for the fear of looking weak remember im the strong one i always land on my feet you say your still my friend like you've always been but what make me believe you wont abandon me again how dare you say you still care when your the one that was never there! Don't say you love me becouse its not true, your the one that left me like a bad memory remember our past?
Adhd/add
This morning it was asked in a mumm: Is ADHD over diagnosed, or properly diagnosed with kids today?? My Response: I think in some ways yes and some no. Today we are seeing the effects of the chemicals that have been added to our food, having effects on people young to old. Food additives are now being link to a lot of health issues, especial growth hormones used in our meats and veggies. As the world turns ( so to speak) we have less and less folks growing their own food and eating more fast food that have many many toxic additives . So maybe with this along comes the increase of ADD /ADHD and many other health issues we have not seen in the past. Maybe with comparing the health of those in the past to our present day issues concern health. We should really look at the food we put in our bodies and how it was prepared. WE have seen increase in obesity, ADD/ADHD, parkinson, Alzheimer's. May its time to wake up and ask ourselves, Is the convenient drive through
Moving Soon
To all my friends at Cherrytap, I'll be moving to Dallas Texas sometime next month. I don't have an exact date yet but will try to keep in touch. Brian
I Dont Get It.. But Its Funny.. Lol
Okies.. I dont know what the big fuss is over me??? lol. I cant help but laugh.....lol... I dont have big boobs like Jenna Jameson or Christina Dolce.... I arent skinny like them..... THey got gots perfect 20 bodies and flawless faces.. I dont have any of that.. Lmao!!!!.. I dont know why every says I am sexy or a hottie or cute of what not.. I joke in my pics.. lol But thats me I joke alot.. lol.. Thats my personality.. I dont know.. I just figured I would ask... lol....... :) I am just your average run of the mill girl.. Just being ME!!!! heheee...... But thanks for the compliments.. hehehe..... :0)
You Don't Know Me 5
ok so here’s the deal you have to tell me at least 5 interesting facts that no one knows about you for each subject. then tag 5 people to do it as well so you can learn something about them! GO! MEDICAL- 1. I am blind in my left eye. I was shot in it in 1992 I was 12 years old. I was an accident. My father was playing with a BB gun inside and he shot the gun and the BB hit the edge of the counter top and bounced and hit me in my eye. 2. I had my tonsils removed when I was 26 years old, and let me tell you I thought I was gonna die. 3. I had to have my ligiments and muscles reconstructed when I was in the 8th grade. I ripped them to pieces. 4.I have been diagnosed with having fibromyalgia. It is a muscle and joint disorder. I makes me hurt all of the time. And they do not know much about it. 5.I refuse to take alot of meds. The doctors all know this and they work with me to keep it down to a few. FAMILY- 1. I have two wonderful children. Ages 9 and 7. Th
Drinking His "milkshake"
Cum Nutrition Facts Why Swallow His Milk Shake? In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're eating. And of course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet. What's in Semen? Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients: Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vita
A Bulletin Nobody Will Read So Here It Is
Everytime CT has an Upgrade or a Meltdown as I call it.Something more Malfunctions.Todays Mail is Once again Out of Order.I keep sending my new Salutes an other Photos to CT mail.Real Funny Shit.Meassage says its there I go look it is not.If it's there,Unfortunately Invisiable An it can't be Found.These so called upgrades or Malfunctions also Erradicate Blogs of mine an Family Members.They steal Pictures as well.What the Fuck are these Peeps doing that are suppose to be Fixing things here on the Greatest Socialization Internet Play Palace in the World.After these Upgrades half my Morphs nolonger Morph.What the Fuck Baby J.Instead of Concentrateing on them Rude Disrespectful Error Messages.Get Off your Ass an fix the Enternal Problems of this Great Site.Actually my Bar Tab did work last night for the very first time Ever.But nothing Else fuckin did.That Hover Option on that Bit better Shoutbox is Fuckin useless.It works 1 time an HR. if I'm Lucky.You all need to get an Instant Messages
Graduation
What a day i have had, had to get used to the fact that my son is growing up and to top it all off he graduated nursery today. The gowns and caps did it for me. Where does the time go?
Men
I didn't understand men at all. They tell you everything you want to hear. After a couple of months of being with them. They turn on you. I figured females would do this not males. I'm very honest with the guys I date. Need to be honest, caring, truthing, and like kids. But men lie more then a female. What the hell is going on here? I guess I will never figure out a man.
E-tard The Lifecaster At Http://e-tard.tv
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To The Tattoo Parlor!
A good friend of mine is getting another tattoo today and invited me to go with her to watch (my wife would be tagging along, but she works nights and sleeps days). So, I am stoked. Other than getting one myself, watching a friend get one is the next best thing!
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ARE PEOPLE ON HERE REALLY YOUR FRIENDS? I FEEL LIKE SOME ARE FAKE AND SOME ARE REAL.. THE ONES WHO ARE REAL KNOW WHO THEY ARE?? JUST WONDERING WHO REALLY CARES...
Please Share
Every day a drunk driver affects someone's life when they step into there car. Over 90% of drunk driver's hurt someone else when they get into an accident. I was hit by a drunk driver while riding my bike when I was 10. My father was hit by a drunk driver on his bike while traveling home from work. Please read this true story and pass it on to your loved ones and friends. Lets make drunk driving history!!! I was walking around in a store. I saw cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward
Silly Horoscopes
Misery doesn't love company, unless the company is helping to clean up that misery! Okay, so these chores aren't quite 'miserable,' but they are very time consuming. Call in some reinforcements for help.
Another Epic Poem
Alas morning has come, the treacherous storm has passed The suns reflection scintillates the breaking waves Creating a sea of diamonds Each one reminiscent of the eyes that said farewell Anticipation heightens my senses As the wind swirls past, the essence of musk engulfs me Replacing the aroma of sea salt that once filled the misty air I am assured that my beloved pirate is homeward bound Perched upon my lighted tower I gaze out across the horizon, waiting, hoping For that first glimpse of the storm tattered sails That adorn the vessel that had denied me, that which makes me whole Although the competition that vies for the heart of the Pirate may be grandiose, There can be only one victor! I cachinnate at your feeble attempt To match wits with my poetic prose Step aside Oh witch of the sea And wipe the gull crap from your nose Tis my beauty and grace that will prevail I am the picture in his mind You are just a barnacle Hideous and unrefined I pi
Our Unsung Hero's
A kaleidoscope of colors Pictures etched in chalk He draws not on a canvas But on a worn out cement block He spends his days in the park On a path lined with rock He possesses nothing more Than a tin can full of chalk He wears a T and faded jeans Frayed at all the seams Beneath his worn out sailors hat He carries all his dreams He draws a peaceful valley And horses running free A field of golden poppies Beneath an old oak tree A lady dressed in crimson red Waving a sorrowful goodbye He pauses for just a moment To wipe a teardrop from his eye A kitten with a ball of yarn A young girl saying prayer A lonely elm beside a brook His pictures take you there Everyday you admire his work Then continue with your stride But do you ever look at him And wonder what’s inside His shrouded thoughts and feelings Beyond your visual range Or do you dismiss him as a bum And toss him your spare change He lives each day for the moment Haunted by a wartime
Ommfg Pervert Alert
Sorry guys, I am the pervert. And I need to drop some comments on this pic for me so I can win a blast and pimp my self out for the world to see. I am behind. My bomber family is on vacation (my luck huh)..I need alot of help. If you get time sometime between now and Friday, I could use some help on this contest pic. I am way behind and sort of embaraased since I belong to a bomber family. LOL. I am over 2000 behind right now. Just if you feel like it or if you want to. Thanks :-) REPOST PLZ
A Treasure Chest
I have a wooden cedar box Filled with precious things Most of no value to you But joy to me it brings A copper penny, 1961 The year I was given life A withered old white rose From the day I became a wife Two certified legal documents That tell me that I am free A US birth certificate And a final divorce decree Golden locks, adorned with ribbon Clipped from the head of my son A bag filled with tiny teeth Exchanged for a dollar one by one A report card, five A’s and one B My sons first year at school A tattered silken blanket Still covered with infant drool A book of poems that I had written While in my rebellious teens Fifty plus love letters From then, now and in-between Old yellowed photographs Of family long since gone A dozen crayon pictures That both my kids have drawn Hospital anklets, pink and blue That Danny and Sara wore A stupid keep out sign That I used to hang on my door Each item within this box Is a memory that I hold dea
Words
Within this realm I can converse Palaver, prattle or parley So many words from which to choose A choice to winnow, will and weigh With words I can tell a story Anecdote, fable or novel Or just convey some useless facts Unmistakable, data, gospel They can tell you what I’m feeling Sensations, semblance, perception Even describe the way I look Visualize, perceive, envision Words can induce feelings of love Affection, fervor, ardency And all to often inflict pain Suffering, anguish, misery Sometimes words are thought provoking Impelling, cogent, alluring While others can keep you guessing Uncertain, assume, surmising With words there are no boundaries Barriers, brims, extremities So free your imagination Invention, idea, artistry
Messenger
My yahoo I.D just ask Im always on! lol
Easy Contest
ok i need a new ct name and tired of the old boring "steph upyopurs" i want something dark..... whoever posts the best dark name will recieve a gift.... choose wisely.... the max # of names u can leave is 3.....
Risky Business
OK this was written on a dare. someone said women won't admit self pleasure, well I did LOL Risky Business It was a chilly night in June I was alone and feeling frisky The kids were due home very soon So I know my move was risky I dashed to retrieve it from the drawer I dimmed the lights, locked the door Dropped my panties to the floor Then summoned my friend the finger whore Tweedle dee and tweedle dum Look out pookie here I come Start me up and hear me hum Quivering thighs and wiggling bum Yes, yes the time is near Arching back and rising rear Racing heart and eyes that tear My objective is oh so clear One more flick, I will be there With fireworks and rockets glare Just one more do I dare Do I flick that flower there Yes Yes let that flower sing I feel my juices begin to flux I hear voices and the doorbell rings Son of a Bitch, This fuckin sucks!
The Blood Rose
o the roses o there was single red rose o in the guarden with the morgning dew falling off of the rose peddles o on to the ground of the grass o the sunlight shine on the rose to give it some light o it only bud but what such beautyful flowers o exspecialy this one o the rain gives it water to make it grow o i brought a special vase for it o so i also grew some black roses o two of my fav flowers o then has iwatched themspring up and blooming o the never look so lovely o so i picked them and took them in my house o of darkness and put them in my vase o done by ladydespair09
Sexual Zodiac
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
The Dream
i lay in my bed at night sleeping away i fall into a deep sleep and dream . away i dream of alot of thing it could be good or bad i look into the eyes of a demon in my dreams i fight him off of me i lay awake i finualy fall back to sleep i fight him again i hear the voice saying your mine now i'll take your soul i said no you may not take my soul from me away from this world of despair none shall pass from my dark side of me why do u want me so it just a dream that is all but a dream
What Is Your Sexual Nickname
Shawn's sexual nickname: "Throbbing Python of Love" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com mine was throbbing python of love
F.u.b.a.r.
2007-07-19 10:51:16 in a few minutes we'll be changing the name of the site.... have no fear, fubar is here! viva la resistance! -mike
In The Dark Heart And Soul
the darkness i carry in my heart ita deep wound that can't be healed like a black rose just blooming in the sun light my eyes see the darknessi can feel it i live it the pain and the shit i went through in my life my dad's death just went over the edge i love my father very much the darkness between light and dark the light hurts my eyes blinding the sun in the day i love the night life and beening a vampire is my fate then let it be so lady _desapir09
Embrace The Night
embarace the night by m'lady ----------------------------- emberace the night . a darkened sky peaking from the clouds was the full moon. witht he stars shining so brought the trees moving swiftly across the window the wistling of the wind. all the creatures o the night he sees her and embrace her with his arms and his deadly kiss to her neck drains her blood. he gives her life.he cuts his arm open and drips blood into her mouth embrace my darkness embrace my madness for you shall live in darkness for enteraly feed on upon others humans for they will be your food and the rain falls and he lives with her and they lived for ever m'lady
I'm Going To Jail
shawn will go to jail for ... Resisting arrest while having sex 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
The Black Rose
THE BlackRose a rare rose it beauty and darkness feels my dark soul with blood dripping from the peddles of the rose it is a part of the gothic world it is the beauty and the hearts of us all it is the way of life it turns from red to dark red to black the dead black rose lives on the darkness with us and our soul
Janis Joplin Aka The Rose
jains joplin ( known has the rose) she was just likea flower a single rose she bloomed in to a star like a rose from a bud to full flower she up in the sky singing her heart out she was very sprit woman she sings in what she feels but now another life is gone her music still lives on. until this day ppl who still love her keep on listening to her music peace and love beleave
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Fake People On Here
This for all the fake people on here that don't even have a picture of them selves on here but yet just check out my profile but don't even rated it at all but yet want you to rated there's when they didn't rated thiers.. i know it seems bitchly but you can thank those that messed it up for the rest.. of u on here.. And im not going to even look profiles that do that because its waste of my time. And if you don't like it then don't do its that simple.
Arousal
As it turns out, shawn is aroused by ... Lime rinds 'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at QuizUniverse.com
Who Has A Crush On Me I Want To Know
i really want to know who has a crush on me please tell me i really do not like secrets Squeaker24
Lol Mike
member is preparing fubar.... 2007-07-19 11:47:29 omg omg we're fubar and the sky hasn't fallen?! -mike
7th And Counting
hey y'all, this is the latest in an ever-growing series. at least a few of you are enjoying them so they will keep coming, so to speak. this one derives from an IM, role play session with an old friend. hope yinz guys like it, rate and commment, let me know whats good and/or bad about it. thanks. carl ----------------------------------------------- Passion in the Stacks ---------------------- Seems like you spend all your time here at the Library anymore. I can’t wait for you to finish your thesis so we can get back to our normal relationship. You’re not at your usual table, but I notice your book bag, so you must be close. I begin to wander the stacks and there you are. Seeing you reach for a book from the top shelf, I take advantage of the situation and sneak up behind you. I stretch out one hand, grab your wrist and pin it to the shelf, my other hand quickly covering your mouth so you don't scream. Leaning in close, I whisper in your ear, “Hey sweetie, I
Support Our Troops.
22:28You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He
No More Computer
In the next hour or so the computer will be disconnect and ill have to get the laptop up and running again. Im looking a geting a new laptop to play AA on. but i should be back on in a few days.
Myspace Narcys
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Life
Life as it were called is nothing but pergatory. Nothing but suffering till judgement is passed. Day after day is a test of your will to either fight the pain or submit to all that is given. Never a break nor a release. To live is to die inside. As life goes on your spirit does fade, you begin to want for nothing but an end. Fight or submit is the only true choice to be made.
New Fubar Levels & Rankings
Cherry Tap Levels: Levels, Points, and Unlocks: Levels Points Unlock... 0 Freshmeat 0 Up to 50 photos 1 Newfu 250 Being known as Meat =) 2 Fu-ling 500 Set your own online status 3 Grasshopper 1,000 Vote on a MUMM 4 Chill Fu 2,000 Post HTML comments 5 Fu-Fighter 4,000 Create your own MUMMs 6 Twisted Fu 6,500 Rip a photo 7 Wasted Fu 9,000 Up to 70 photos 8 Psycho 14,000 Up to 750 profile ratings 9 Freak 25,000 Up to 6000 friends 10 Friend of fubar 35,000 Create your own lounge 11 Barfly 50,000 Up to 110 photos 12 Regular 75,000 Up to 10,000 friends 13 Bad Fu 100,000 Up to 140 photos 14 Minion 135,000 Up to 25 family members 15 Idol 170,000 Up to 5 MUMMs a day 16 Fu-gee 210,000 Up to 175 photos 17 Pimp 250,000 Up to 1000 photo ratings 18 Assassin 300,000 Up to 1000 profile ratings 19 Ninja 350,000 Up to 225 photos 20 Rock Star 425,000 Bolded nickname 21 Fuberlord 750,000 Up to 1500 profile ratings 22 Henchman 1,500,000 Up to 50
Heartbreak Hotel
Pain. What exactly is it? Is it the physical or the mental, or is it perhaps both? What causes it? Breaking up with the love of your life? A family member dying? Falling off your bike & scraping your knee? Or is it all of them? How do you explain heartbreak? because you feel the pain...but its indescribable. I've recently found this out. Trying to explain why i dont feel good to my friends. Heartbreak. I recently went thru a break up with my boyfriend of 19 months. We were in love. and the break up was out of nowhere, my guess is another girl. oh joy. It makes me wonder if i wasnt good enough, not perfect enough. But all good things must come to an end...
Tattoos!
my next tattoo appt is on monday!!!!!! im so excited!!! ill definitely be putting up picsof my tats!!
Ummm Okay...see This...
My take on the Name change for Cherry... If you don't like it you can kiss my ass.... Mike(baby J) and Scrapper have worked hard on this change....it's their work and their decision. If you don't like it leave. It's here whether you want it or not...haters can go do the donkey thingy. I, for one, appreciate the hard work that's put into this site to make it enjoyable and full of competion. I think it's the best site on the internet... You don't like it? There's the door >>>>delete your account and STFU! Now...come kick my ass if you want.
Go Read Your Bulletins Please
If you are one of the many friends who have your bulletins turned off on your home page...for me, real quick, go to your account settings under MY profile and turn the bulletins ON on your home page, and REPOST the bulletin I posted a few minutes ago, please. When you repost it, it goes out to all your friends, some or all of which may or may not be on my friends list. This the value of reposting a bulletin for someone. I would appreciate it.
Host A Passion Party!
Have a blast with your friends, in the privacy of your own home. When you decide to host a Passion Party with me, you'll be on your way to providing your friends with a truly fun and exciting experience, while you get rewarded with FREE GIFTS and CASH DISCOUNTS just for hosting! As your consultant, I will make every effort to ensure that you are the hostess of the best party possible. Together, we will introduce and educate your guests on the many ways these Passion Products can help to enhance or improve their relationships. Passion Parties will introduce your guests to a full range of products - from mild to WILD, so there will be something for everyone on your guest list. You supply the place and the guests and leave the presenting to me! Contact me now for a hostess packet, it's free and there is no obligation. The packet is filled with lots of information as well as tips and guidelines for hosting a very successful party.
Trouble Maker
This gal below and I had it out. I blocked her and now shes spreading lies. You Might wanna block her. She emailed me some very nasty stuff. But shes a trouble maker and I guess cause I blocked her she's going around and spreading lies! Sinnocence@ fubar
Friends
Military Friends OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk ass hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" OTHER FRIENDS: Cry with you. MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your pussy. OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff untill they PCS. OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you. MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while. MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for l
Louisiana Spicy Food
WOW I JUST ATE 2 SPICY NATCHITOCHES MEAT PIES AND MY MOUTH"S ON FIRE !!!! WHAT YALL KNOW ABOUT MY CAJUN FOOD HERE ? LOL
Tigerlady
hello all my bar revelers! I am in Dallas Texas with the love of my life! I am so happy and I am so in love .........Although I did not meet him here at fubar ): I did meet him on E-harmony so it does work! I still want to be freinds with all of you and continue to have some fun at the fubar!! Cheers mates!!
Who Wants To Ct Marry The Midnight Zombie Girl!!! :)
Okies.. here goes...... I see alot of the Ct marriages going on.. And I think its soooooooo kewl........:0) ..... So just for shits and zombie giggles.... Everyone and anyone yeppers including you woman...... Cuz I love the ladies too.. hehe.. :) ...Send me an email/comments, as to why you would like to Ct marry me..... Remember its in SICKNESS and in health.. And I am a very sick little Zombie... If you have read my blog.... """ This is my Real Life"""" You would know....And why should I pick you.......lol.... ooooooh and dont forget ... Diamonds are a girls best friend..... lol... :0) Now lets seee some heavy Zombie girl lovin............. .......Midnight Zombie Girl.......
Vote For Me
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A Day In My Life
well to day i get a call my fav uncal had a heart attac and is in icu and one of my other uncals was cliped and found in the river my baby girl is ghoing in to suggry this week and i most likely wount be able to be there for her cuz im 2500 mile from her now and cant leve for a few days soany how just a lot of other stuff on mind as well but not for here right now
Posting Pics...
Ok well i'm sure most know how i feel about someone i care about posting pics of such nature..... yes breast,pussy watever..... so i was wondering would it be wrong for me to do so... someone said i should post a pic.... should i? do let me know...lol wonder if i could get points..lol thanks ..... tongue.....
Peter Mathew Byrd Ruiz
I am always thinking about how my life would be if my brother was still alive. Would I cry this much? Would I feel I have nothing left? Would I feel as if I am the only one how could hold my mother together for my sister? All thesee questions run through my mind when I think of how my lfe would be different. Never in a million years, I would think I would lose the most important person in my life. I miss the little things about him like the way he would laugh, his voice, the way he made things okay, and the way he would through you over the counter and hump you no matter who the person was. I never though I would be the person who made me, me. We were so close and we did everything together like getting chicken pox, to getting going to school. It is hard getting through the days hopong by some chance I would wake up and he would be laying by my feet like the way we slept every night. I miss the arguing and fist fighting we did. I never knew that it would end, if I knew I wouldnt have d
Come Check Out My Bros Lounge
COME ON IN TO THE NEWEST LOUNGE ON CHERRY TAP INTRODUCING LOWRIDERs 80's LOUNGE!!!!!!!! MEET GREAT/NEW PEOPLE, HAVE FUN, LISTEN TO MUSIC {PICK YOUR OWN}...... PLEASE:: COME IN AND JOIN THE FUN NO DRAMA, NO BULLSHIT, NO HATERS ALSO LOOKING FOR HELP SUCH AS BARTENDERS,BOUNCERS,GREETERS,DJ'S,MANAGERS APPLY WITH IN THANK YOU WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? CLICK ON THE BANNER BELOW AND JOIN THE FUN NOW OPEN 24 HR 7 DAY A WEEK BE THERE AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS 1Club.FM : 80s Dance Hits Get a cool scroller sign at MyToolSpace.com
Yo Mama
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Yo mama's afro is so big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows. Yo mama is so dyslexic, when I told her to go get the Head and Shoulders, she jumped on my shoulders and gave me head. Yo mama's ankles are so ashy, it looks like she's wearing socks. Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper. Yo mama's breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone. Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she yawns her teeth duck. Yo mama's breath is so stank, she eats odor eaters. Yo mama's family is so ugly, people come to your house to see a freak show. Yo mama's family is so ugly, her photo album has warning labels on it. Yo mama's family is so ugly, when they sit down for dinner it looks like the bar room scene from Star Wars. Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two. Yo mama's butt is so big, i
F.u.b.a.r.
Have you tried to leave a friend a photo comment today? You don’t even have to be bombing a contest to see this annoyance! Once you leave a comment, as usual it goes to the page that says “successfully added user comment, click here to go back”…well, if u don’t click to go back, it will take you back to the user’s default pics or other album pics. So…I started clicking “back” on the browser rather than using the “click here to go back” option before the page turns on me. When it takes me back, I was then hitting “refresh”. Now, how are we supposed to hold successful contests any more??? I guess Fubar doesn’t like contests cramming their servers! Also, by using my method for commenting on contests, I would like to know HOW the hell I could possibly get one of these…. And just WHY did I not get a warning before this happened??? I usually get about 5 warnings before I see anything like this. Screw it! Put me in time out if you want to FUBAR! I’m a Ta
You Know You're A Stripper When -
The following is ssssssssssssoooooooooooooo me and sssssssssooooooooooooooooo TRUE!!! Hahaha!! ADULT ENTERTAINERS RULE THE WORLD!!!!!! *************YOU KNOW UR A STRIPPER WHEN...... You are out in public and someone shouts out your stage name and you respond not realizing it wasnt meant for you. You start to think of your future purchases in lap dances. Example: it's gonna take 5 lap dances for me to buy this new bracelet You Keep track of things like paydays, even though you don't get a pay check. You ask your boyfriend or friends to send you "the money vibe" while you're at work. You made 300 in a night and are complaining that it was a shitty night. You buy hand sanitizer and baby wipes in bulk and you dont have any kids. That sanitizer & wipes along with your boob job is a tax write off. You go out with 'regular' friends and feel the need to censor yourself on the dancefloor. You have two separate sections of your wardrobe and makeup
Weirdo Neighbors And Such...
Ok, this has been driving me crazy all summer, and I have to vent... Our neighbor across the street is a whack job! We all live in this great planned community, golf courses, nature trails, protected habitats, etc... Basically, a very serene setting. This neighbor is right on the golf course, he has a double deck with a beautiful view of the greens and the lake. However, he is always sitting in his garage on a piece of crap lawn chair staring into our house!! I don't undertand... I thought that maybe it was just my imagination, maybe even paranoia...but there he is again today. He gets home, opens his garage, sets up his chair and stares... He can't possibly see anything else but our house. We are right across the street, and we have a huge privacy fence, so it's not like he is "watching birds" in our backyard or something. Seriously, go to the Club House and have a drink or something...but get your nose outta my house!! :)
Jokes
What's the difference between Yo mama and a water buffalo? About 25 pounds. The other day when I went over to your house to visit your sister, Yo mama ran out from under the porch and bit my leg. Yo mama reminds me of a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit. Yo mama's blind and seeing another man. Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. I would talk about Yo dad but I don't like to brag. Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them. Yo mama applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage. Yo mama's glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them. Yo mama's so cold, when she spreads her legs, a little light comes on. Hey I'm jealous! Yo mama's dick is bigger than mine. I seen Yo mama on the corner with a mattress on her back yelling "Curb service!" Yo mama's dick is so big, she makes yo daddy jealo
100 Pink Lines
There I was 4 Years Old laying in my bed looking at the wall. Crying because I just realized My Mother and my Grandmother were going to die. Someday... I had just watched the news on the Television and realized after asking my Grandmother what the lady meant when she said that two people had died in a house fire the night before .. With a sad look in her face she told me my fate. When I asked what that meant my Grandmother told Me about Death and what it would mean. She told me that we all die and that someday I would. I asked her how long people live and with a Hearty smile she said that some people live to be 100! I remember thinking how long that seemed, and at the same time I was still Disappointed in her answer. I went to bed that night with my pink crayon clutched in my hand, as I Lay there thinking of death I made 100 pink lines with my crayon, next to my bed just under the mattress so my Mother and Grams would not find them while making the beds.
Stupid Crap
ok whats up with all the stupd crap they put up for mumms? love me/ hate me, hot or not, name change.....i mean come on thats stupid shyte..lets be honest if you want to know the honest truth don't ask they will tell you if you ask your setting yourself up for all kinds of answers an jus making yourself look outright stupid even down to being an idiot..if you want lies then stay in your own little world an believe everyone loves you an thinks your hot or put it out there an find out your not all that like you think
Winders '98
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver. Also note: the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard Hard Drive is referred to as 4 Wheel Drive floppies are them little ol' plactic disc thangs. Other features: Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape. * OK ---- ats aww-right * cancel ---- hail no * reset---- awa shoot * yes --- shore * no--- Naaaa * find--- hunt-fer it * go to ---- over yonder * b
Cherry Tap So Far
lots of old men lonely hitting on you. plenty of young guys. funnnn funnn. lmao
Live Hard Die Young Leave A Good Lookin Corpse
im 6-4 250 love old rock&roll r&b and some country
Breed Specific Laws...
BREED SPECIFIC LAWS: A BASIC PRIMER Material on this page © The Animal Council 2006, 2007 BREED SPECIFIC LAWS designate one or more specific dog breeds, mixes of these breeds or dogs having an appearance of the designated breeds. These may include: * Bull breeds – AKC, UKC, ADBA, mixes, appearance * Rottweilers, Dobermans, German Shepherds * Lesser common breeds – Akitas, Malamutes, Siberians, etc. * Rare breeds – American Bulldogs, Presas, Tosas, etc. BREED SPECIFIC LAWS impose prohibitions, restrictions or requirements on keeping the designated dog: * outright prohibition * future prohibition with grandfathering, with or without permits, restrictions or requirements * immediate permits, restrictions or requirements BREED SPECIFIC LAWS have been enacted by state and local governments (no federal law to date) * provisions in general animal control provisions; or * may also be used in the context of a dangerous dog law to
My Hot Surveys....yes I Want You To Comment, And Post Them Public.... Unless Your Afraid!
75 Dirty Little SecretsHave you ever...Glued your fingers together?: yesKissed a friend?: yesKissed a brother/sister's friend?: yesCheated on a test?: yesCheated on your homework?: yesCheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?: noBack-stabbed a friend?: noTold people someone's deep, dark secret?: yes (not someone I cared about hough)Looked up something on the Internet you shouldn't have?: yesLied to your parents/a boss?: yes (most kids do)Lied to a friend?: not reallyLied to a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?: noLied to get money?: noLied to get out of doing something?: yesLied to make yourself sound better?: noSpread gossip?: .....i plead the 5thMade up a false rumor to get back at someone?: noStolen money?: noStolen anything else?: yes- when i was 5Talked about a "friend" behind their back?: .....yesTalked about a family member behind their back?: yesTalked about an enemy behind their back?: yesGotten in a big fight for no real reason?: yesGotten in a big fight for a real reason?: yesTrie
Military
*You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wear
Very Iratated
WELL I WAS PAYING FOR VIC ...VIP BUT I HAVE DECIDED TO CANCEL IT THE ONLY WAY I WILL HAVE IT AGAIN IS IF I WIN IT BECUZ IM NOT GONNA PAY FOR SOMETHING AND NOT HAVE ALL PRIV.. MY MUMMS WERE BLOCKED OVER TWO WEEKS AGO AND I HAVE READ THE BLOG OVER AND OVER AND SENT SCRAPPER EMAIL TO TURN IT BACK ON AND I GET A EMAIL FROM HIM TO READ HIS BLOG AND I HAVE ALREADY READ IT AND READ IT AND READ IT BUT I TOLD HIM THAT AND IT DOESN'T MATTER RIGHT WELL ANYWAYS IM VERY IRATED BECUZ THEY GOT BLOCKED FOR A STUPID REASON ANYWAYS SO NO MORE MONEY FROM ME WILL THEY GET AND AFTER THE BEST INDIAN PIC CONTEST IS OVER I WILL NOT HOLD ANOTHER THAT HAS WINNINGS OF VIP OR BLAST BECUZ I WILL NOT GIVE ANY MORE OF MY MONEY TO THEM NOPE NOT FORGET IT
Where Are Skins?
Okay everyone tells me that i can put a layout on my profile if i click skins........where the hell is it?... iam so frustrated because i cant find it!!!...can anyone help?
Support Our Troops
You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wears
"pitbull"...breed Info....
Pit Bull Breed Info "It is true that Pit Bulls grab and hold on. But what they most often grab and refuse to let go of is your heart, not your arm." -Vicki Hearne Note: Throughout discussions of the Pit Bull breed, you will notice two words repeated over and over again: Responsible Ownership . With media hysteria and BSL looming closer every day, we good owners, find ourselves endlessly having to defend our breed. Every bad story and headline damage our dogs even further. Irresponsible and ignorant owners have done almost as much damage to these dogs as dogfighters have. The Pit Bull is an exceptional breed that requires exceptional dedication and ownership.This page may seem to paint a grim picture of Pit Bull ownership, but the breed's very survival depends on new owners knowing what they are getting into, and ALL owners being responsible and protecting the breed's reputation. "What did I get myself into?" Pit Bull Breed Info By: Susan Thompson Edited version
Pitbull Who Fights Against Drugs
The Pit Bull who Fights Drugs Summary of the December, 1997 Dog Fancy magazine: "$30 Million Sniffer Nabs Smugglers" "Taylor, a 4-year old pit bull mix, shows a real knack for his job. In his first two years on the job, he has sniffed out more than $30 million worth of narcotics...Out of more than 100 dogs in the San Diego [CA, USA] district K-9 unit, Taylor ranks as a top performer." The article went on to say that Taylor, a muscular, 86-pound light brown brindle, was rescued from a city shelter by a canine enforcement officer only two days before he was due to be euthanized. He was selected largely because of his intense focus on a tennis ball the officer, Robert Root, bounced in front of the dog to test, in his words, how strong his intent is. With intensity being a integral characteristic of American Pit Bull Terriers, it is surprising that they are not used more often in this work. However, the article stated that "Although Taylor's eagerness was unmistakable,
Search & Rescue
From Puppies to Pioneers - The story of search & Rescue Pits From Kristine Crawford For PitSake I got Cheyenne when she was 4 months old. A friend of mine worked at the local animal shelter and felt sorry for this emaciated, hairless puppy that had just been brought in. Due to the fact that she was a pit bull, she was going to be put down the next day. My friend brought her home. She couldn't keep her because she already had 5 dogs so she gave her to me. Even after all the puppy had been through, Cheyenne was a little bundle of joy. I worked in retail at the time so I was able to bring her to work with me. Everyone fell in love with her. We went through obedience, did some agility, and even started doing some schutzhund. But when it came time to do the bite work, she just didn't want to do it. Then I decided that I didn't want to excel at something where people would see my pit bull biting someone. Cheyenne did really well in the tracking part of her schutzhund
Spike The Service Dog
Dave and Spike Spike is my service dog and significant other of 12 years. I have been a quadriplegic for 12 years and Spike was given to me right after my accident. Actually Spike was the property of a, not very reputable, breeder and was going the be raised and trained for a, not legal, activity. Then Spike became a trading commodity in an illegal substance transaction and when all was said and done Spike inherited me and I inherited Spike. Spike learned basic obedience through a couple of years of Shutzhund training and he picked up most of his service training by just growing up with me. We are still living in a nursing facility and Spike has become a part of the facility. Over the past year he has gained about 8 pounds. Residents and staff keep dog cookies in their rooms and as we go down the hall he has to visit everybody. The Pit is sure a mean and vicious animal :-) Update - 15 December 2000: I just said goodbye to my Spike... I just got off the p
Pitbull Saves Other Dogs With It's Blood
Pit bull saves other dogs with its blood Published Monday, October 18, 1999 From The Inland Valley Daily Bulletin By Kevin Smith Staff Writer RANCHO CUCAMONGA -- Sunni loves to catch Frisbees and chase tennis balls. But the 4-year-old American pit bull terrier also participates in something far more important - donating blood. "She's what they call a universal blood donor," said Toni Klemstein, the dog's owner. "She's missing the antigens that cause other dogs to react to a donation. She's already donated blood three or four times." Klemstein, a receptionist at Baseline Animal Hospital in Alta Loma, said blood is frequently needed for dogs that have been injured or have autoimmune problems. Once, I had a little, old couple who had a tiny poodle," the 43-year-old Rancho Cucamonga resident said. "They got a kick out of the fact that a pit bull's blood was used for the transfusion." Baseline veterinarian Bruce Armstrong said the practice of blood typing for dogs has
To...
Every time i think im over you i always end up loving you i cant stop thinking of you or dreaming about you i still so much in love with you i dont know if im special too you or if the only one that feels this way i cant resist you i wanna be with you nite and day i wish u can tell me "i love you too" i cant explain why i feel this way
Ownership....
Responsible Pit Bull Ownership "Let's show the world why Pit Bull dogs are so deserving of our love" Spay and neuter your Pit Bull. Altered pets live longer, "happier" and healthier life. They are also more stable and easier to raise when not triggered by their sexual hormones. To date, no fatal dog attack by an altered dog was ever reported. Never allow your Pit Bull to roam free. Dogs are just like human children. When not supervised, the decisions they make are often not for their best interest. When a Golden Retriever runs up to a person, they say, ?How sweet!? When a Pit Bull does the exact same thing, people say, ?Vicious dog!? The public doesn't wait before calling animal control or even the cops when they see a Pit Bull on the loose. Due to their bad reputation, these dogs are frequently killed by police officers. This is an unfortunate truth. Let's not make the reputation of the Pit Bull worse than it already is. For the safety of your dog and the general dog populatio
House Of 1000 Corpses Video
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Animal I Have Become
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I'm In Love
Be honest If you really like/love someone right now, and you miss them at this moment, and you can't get them out of your head, and you really wanna see them & just cuddle then re-post this titled "r u in love" within one minute. And whoever you are missing, will surprise you in a good way... tomorrow. **BREAK THIS, AND YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST LIFE STARTING IN 2 HOURS COUNTING..........NOW within 1 minute
Gay Jesus
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Las Vegas Confidential
A flurry of gossip and rumors hit Las Vegas last week when two completely unrelated news stories emanated out of the ‘The Rock’ in back-to-back days, leaving some to question their coincidences. First, and more importantly, longtime promoter-turned-DJ, Jack LaFleur has resigned from his promoters post to focus on moving forward with his career on the turntables, “I’m loving DJ’ing,” LaFleur said late last week, “I really want to see how far I can go with it.” He will still be a fixture at Body English, at least for the next bit, serving DJ residencies at their popular Sunday School promotion, as well as their newly launched Wednesday’s. The other rumor, with more sinister implications, was the news that a major Hard Rock Hotel investigation had found several employees producing and selling counterfeit Rehab wristbands. One source tells us that the property believes as much as 7-figures in potential revenue had been re-routed into the employee’s pockets. “Rehab is
Very Cute Little Girl
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Party Weekend
Its Friday and I am ready to get out and party hard. Funny thing is I think the only reason I work during the week is to get to the weekend so that I can party. Its time for a few red headed sluts and kamakazi's Whoo hoo!
525,600
what do you do when you cann't make up your mind and the road ahead looks like the one you left behind when ghosts of the past look like friends that will last and the endings are all comming way to fast where do you go when consummed by what you don't know and second guessing keeps you from learning your lesson
Big Girls Don't Cry!!!!!
It's The Fear!!!!
Waits for the day, I will let it out Give it a reason, to give it its might I fear who I am becoming, I feel that I am losing the struggle within I can no longer restrain it, My strength, it is fading I have to give in It's the fear, The fear of the darkness is growing inside of me They won, they will come to life Have to save, Save my beloved, There is no escape Because my fate is horror and doom Hold down your head now, Just let me pass by Don't feed my fear, If you don't want it out I fear who I am becoming, I feel that I'm losing all beauty within I can no longer restrain it, My strength, it is fading I have to give in It's the fear, The fear of the darkness is growing inside of me They won, they will come to life Have to save, Save my beloved, There is no escape Because my fate is horror and doom Long ago, it came to me I'm, ever since that day, Infected with its rage But it ends today It's the fear, The fear of the darkness is g
See Who I Am!!!!
Is it true what they say, are we too blind to find a way? Fear of the unknown clouds our hearts today. Come into my world, see through my eyes. Try to understand, don't want to lose what we have. We've been dreaming but who can't deny, it's the best way of living between the truth and the lies. See who I am, break through the surface. Reach for my hand, And show them that we can free our minds and find a way. The world is in our hands, this is not the end Fear is withering the soul at the point of no return. We must be the change we wish to see. I'll come into your world, see through your eyes. I'll try to understand, before we lose what we have. We just can't stop believing because we have to try. We can rise above their truth and their lies. See who I am, break through the surface. Reach for my hand, And show them that we can free our minds and find a way. The world is in our hands, This is not th
Say My Name!!!
Say my name so i will know you're back you're here again for a while Oh let us share the memories that only we can share together Tell me about the days before i was born how we were as children You touch my hand these colors come alive in your heart and in your mind I cross the borders of time leaving today behind to be with you again We breath the air do you remember how you used to touch my hand? You're not aware your hands keep still you just don't know that I am here It hurts too much a pray now that soon you release to where you belong You touch my hand these colors come alive in your heart and in your mind I cross the borders of time leaving today behind to be with you again Please say my name remember who i am you will find me in the world of yesterday You drift away again to far from where I am when you ask me who I am say my name these colors come alive in your heart and in your mind I cross the borders of time leaving to
My Heart Of Everything!!!
Nor the pain and the sorrow caused by my mistakes Won´t repent to a mortal whom is all to blame Now I know I won´t make it There will be a time we´ll get back our freedom They can´t break what´s inside I´ll face it cause it´s the heart of everything Open up your eyes Save yourself from fading away now, don´t let it go Open up your eyes See what you´ve become, don´t sacrifice It´s truly the heart of everything Stay with me now I´m facing my last solemn hour Very soon I´ll embrace you on the other side Hear the crowd in the distance, screaming out my faith Now their voices are fading, I can feel no more pain I´ll face it cause it´s the heart of everything Open up your eyes Save yourself from fading away now, don´t let it go Open up your eyes See what you´ve become, don´t sacrifice It´s truly the heart of everything Open up your eyes Open up your eyes Open up your eyes Save yourself from fading away now, don´t let it go Open up yo
The Never Ending Saga!!!!
Armies have conquered And fallen in the end Kingdoms have risen Then buried by sand The Earth is our mother She gives and she takes She puts us to sleep and In her light we'll awake We'll all be forgotten There's no endless fame But everything we do Is never in vain We're part of a story, part of a tale We're all on this journey No one is to stay Where ever it's going What is the way? Forests and deserts Rivers, blue seas Mountains and valleys Nothing here stays While we think we witness We are part of the scene This never-ending story Where will it lead to? The earth is our mother She gives and she takes But she is also a part A part of the tale We're part of a story, part of a tale We're all on this journey No one is to stay Where ever it's going What is the way? We're part of a story, part of a tale Sometimes beautiful and sometimes insane No one remembers how it began.
Fu-bar Song,
Here is the lyrics I wrote for the new name Change. Have fun in the New FUBAR! (Sung to the tune of Kung-Fu fighting) Fu-Bar Chatting Everyone is Fu-Bar chatting Those Fu’s were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they typed with expert timing They were Funky Mummers clan and Lounges with the bands They were typing hot or not and they were chatting hearing tunes. Its an ancient chatters art and everybody did their part From a comments that we share, to pictures if you dared Everybody was Fu-bar chatting Those keys were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they typed with expert timing There was funky babyjesus and little Scrapper . that were Buds They said here comes the bugs , lets work them all out, They took a code and made it work, started a amazing site with the clan The click of the keys made a new name, now we’re into a brand new trip Everybody was Fu-bar chatting Those keys
Sadness
Hi pls, cause I need it badly. Be my friends without asking anything.
Do You Know?
You think you know me..But you'll never know the pain i have suffered thru or the battles i am fighting me yet you see me as someone you can talk to someone you can use to get naked someone like a whore..you dont see my smiles or my tears or how i deal with the passing painful years. You dont know the hurt i live with everyday..the sarrow that just wont go away.you dont know my favorite flower or my favorite color..You dont know the life i have to live or the hopes and dreams that i can conceive..you dont know the fight i have left in me or the little pride that i dwell on..You dont know the seemly happy person who hides behind a mask but yet the battle shows in the eyes from the past..You dont know the stress of being me..so please repost this if you care i wont promise things will happen to you things that really wont..If you know me as well as you think you do tell me..I am dieing to see who really cares
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Everyone Knows It's Dildo
The Dildo Song |Funny Jokes at JibJab
Uhmmm A Trophy Wife, Not
Stupid NYTimes.. of all the things they could slam Fred Thompson with, a trophy wife is not one of them hehe. She's 40, and has children.. I tend to think of Trophy Wife I think of Anna Nicole Smith, or Donald Trump's girlfriends, wives. I got news for them, 64 year olds with 40 year olds is nothing new, and no one is going to bat an eye. Hell he was divorced for almost 20 years before he married again... hewwwo. Now if she was in her 20's, it would be more of issue... no wait we are talking about the NY times... not Foxnews lol. So this should not even be an issue. Is this the biggest issue they can come up with about a conservative??? Geez...Mitt Romney is a Mormon, and Fred Thompson's wife is 24 years younger than him. Oh MY lol. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/08/fashion/08JERI.html?ex=1185076800&en=5bf099d19ef189ff&ei=5070 http://newsbusters.org/node/14039 This is not even close to a Presidential canidate saying he is reporting for duty, and he received a
Out Of The Office Replys...lol
Wouldn't it be fun to use one of these "Out of Office" email Replies? 1. I am currently away from my desk, beating my head against the wall. Your message will be replied to once I have reached a level of numbness sufficient to cloud my vision to the point I am able to formulate an appropriate response to your request. 2. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. 3 You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return on April 1st. Please be patient and your Mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server co
As I Prepare To Leave This Hell Hole That This Fubar Has Become
I Lord Wolf,The man with many Morph Faces of the Wolf.Will Return here to myspace the place he Vacated almost 1 yr. ago to the day.People of myspace do you Desire a Wolf morph?I will return with my Morpher my 4 Luna's.An others in my Pack..Time to Rejoice.An Dance with The Wolf. ga-lu-hlo-wa-hya * u-gv-wi-yu-hi- v-hna-i- wa-ya's This is Cherokee Lord Wolf King of Wolves. ga-lu-hlo-wa-hya * u-gv-wi-yu-hi- v-hna-i- wa-ya's Master Morpher SpiritWolf.Many Faces. /photobucket.com" target="_blank"> Comment Tag Creator:Boo Another of my Trusted an Loyal Luna's. Loyal + Trusted,Lakota Princess:1 of my Luna's. Another of my Luna's:Gina Alpha Luna: Another of my Luna's Angel. I Lord Wolf,Have the Best Internet Family Possible.So send a Friend Request,Lets take Myspace into the Next Millinieum. My MySpace URL: myspace.com/sobriety_rules06
Party
Anyone that is interested in hostessing a party next Friday or Saturday (the 27th or 28th) I will add an extra $100 to your total party sales which will bump up your hostess credit and add a bottle of lube to your order at no additional cost! Contact me asap!
Why I Don't Wear A Weddding Ring.
The last ring I wore went through the intake of a T53L13 Lycoming Turbine engine, completely destroying it. Just slightly embarrasing. After that, I vowed never to wear another ring and have not broken that promise. That was 39 years ago.
Bikers
For all who know Motorcycle Riders and More Importantly those who don’t....... I saw you; when you hugged your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put $10.00 in the Salvation Army donation kettle. I saw you; when you pulled your child closer as we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you; when you frowned at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run Toys for Tots. I saw you; when you were yelling at your kids in the car. But, you didn't see me pat my child's hand, knowing he was safe behind me. I saw you; when you changed your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw me. But, you didn't see me there attending a meeting to raise more money for Tornado Victims. I saw you; when you rolled up your window and shook your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your Cigar
T-g-i-f
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, > there was a > > blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, > "T-G-I-F." > > > > He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." > > > > She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more > slowly. > > > > He again answered, "S-H-I-T." > > > > The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she > smiled her > > biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, > "T-G-I-F." > > > > The man smiled back to her and once again, > "S-H-I-T." > > > > The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, > "'T-G-I-F' means > > 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?" > > > > The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, > It's Thursday."
Southern Born Southern Bred
TEXAS: Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at! - I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out. - You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy? - You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up. - We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world We're famous. And not becuase of that fake ass "bro-ho" "so-cal" shit that yall think makes you "Famous", fuckers. - You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
Rules For Bedroom Golf:
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the holes. 3. Owner of the course must approve the equipment before play may begin. 4. For most effective play, the club must have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the shaft length to avoid any damage to the course. 6. Unlike out door golf, the goal is to get the club into the hole, while keeping the balls out. 7. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as deemed necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course in the future. 8. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention being give
Pit Bulls
Vick Case Sheds Light on Dogfighting By Tom Weir,USA Today Posted: 2007-07-19 14:06:35 (July 19) - No matter how Michael Vick's indictment on charges of operating a dogfighting ring is resolved in court, allegations against the NFL star have forced mainstream America to confront the grisly image of canine death matches. Karen Tam, AP This videotape shows dogs fighting in 1997. "When you go to where these fights have happened, you'll find a couple of dog corpses or a pit full of blood," says Mack Dickinson, a Louisiana state trooper who heads that state's dogfighting investigations. < Previous 4 of 5 Next > Law enforcement and animal-protection advocates who have participated in raids on the type of enterprises that the Atlanta Falcons quarterback and three other men are accused of running say the reality of the dogfighting underworld is even worse than most people can imagine. They say seized dogs inevitably are euthanized, the plywood walls of the typical fighting ring
Something About Stacey
To all who have accepted Stacey as a friend....I am Stacey's friend,Katt,I run Stacey's page for him since he is currently incarcerated....if you would like to write to him you will find his address below...he is a great guy and needs penpals.... Katt My direct address Thank you for taking the time out for me and I'm looking forward to getting to know you. write me Stacey Taylor - J75560 k.v.s.p. B7-203U P.O. box 5102 Delano,Ca 93216 I will get a direct letter quicker than an email
Kaleak Has Left The Building
Kaleak No longer wanted this account and did not want to waste the level ups everyone helped her get and asked me if i would take it over.Her vic will be ending the 11th of next month for she has already cancelled it out.I am SouthernBelleKathy.If you want some 11's before they end here then give them to me & i will give them to you.Come one come all!!!
Contest
i'm in a contest and need all the help i can get please please please leave a rating and a comment
Invite To The Fubar
Welcome to the FUBAR! Come join us at the FUBAR) Your FUN-tastic Unique BAR online. Join us for Fun, Music and Chatting, in an online social environment. Fellowship Unique Bonding Alliance Round-up A place where you have FELLOWSHIP with those of like mind. A UNIQUE experience can be found as you travel through the site BONDING with other FUBAR goers. You can form ALLIANCES with other , Own your own Lounge and make contest to find out if your Hot or Not. In the final ROUND-UP you may just find that extra special person. So enjoy your visit to the FUBAR. Join us at the FUBAR (then add your link). I am sure you will enjoy your time here as We do. Gegi
F U Bar...have A Drink On Me!
Need more sleep. I came off of the road this morning, and after 24 hours of constant travel, I'm feeling it. I got to see some wonderful sites though. I drove up me-26 (Maine) and the view was amazing. The smell of fresh pine, nothing man-made for about 70 miles. IF you ever get a chance to go up that road, I'd suggest it. DON'T FORGET THE CAMERA!
Miss Her
Ever Love Someone So Bad It Hurts? - Well I Do And To See Her Go On Dates Or Hear Her Talk About The Other Guys Just Kills Me Little By Little On The Inside
All The Dsc Members
sorry that i havent been sendin back comments to the ones that have been commentin me ..but as soon as i can i will comment u back ..thank u all how have been leaving me comments and also to the new DsC.i will fan u and rate u when i can sorry if dont get to u for a while
Stop Harrassing Fornicates!!!!
I have really fuckin had it..... I have not had to bring out the reale bitch in me in a long time..... FORNICATES is one of my 3 best friends on here!!! You GUYS stop harrassing her....... Lemme tell you GUYS something... to those GUYS that are harrassing her.... just remember something ... 5.0
Vacation
to all my friends i will be out of town with my kids on a camping trip my boys are dying to go fishing so muah to all
Truth
I CAN HAVE ANOTHER YOU IN AN HOUR MATTER OF FACT SHE'S UPSTAIRS IN THE SHOWER SO GET TO STEPPIN
My Words (7)
Life Life is nothing but a dream drifting far from reality a dream so far away from truth a vision so blurred we can barely see ================================================================ SIMPLY LIFE We take the chances get bruises fall... hurt others... and are foolishly denying the pain some of us are on the other side of the tracks in this world really things are all black and white watching our future fade is an option some of us accept in this cruel world you only have yourself so many lies and deceit in peoples eyes... loving people to your best ability no one said this life would be easy but we all play the part of disguising the hurt but why??? isn\'t it OK to cry??? but there are so many unanswered questions in this world... i have not been called a genius or even a know-it all BUT ITS SIMPLY LIFE =============================================================== Who can i ( my life) So much is happening at once in my
Seven Spanish Angels
Win A Sigtag
Win a personalized sigtag Would you like to win an original personalized sigtag made by me personally, all you have to do is going to the link below and rate my friends pictures then let me know you have down them, in return i will make you your own special graphic di ( BRITISH BOMBER 1)) (BRITS ON TOUR)@ fubar
Love... .or Lack There Of....
low is the moon as alone I seek this place drawn here as time stands still for my troubles I seek to erase. mother earth now cradles her heavenly child with love as I find my place in shadows... for I find comfort in the night above. this place is my domain that which eases my weary soul lost now in the division of what it needs..what it wants hold- my arms reach out as I call to the shadows in the night help me- my kindred friends... guide me in my plight... I need your comfort and wisdom now in this time of want am I to go on forever alone.. will these feelings forever haunt...? I'm torn.. feel drawn apart inside- I want the pleasure of the flesh.. but must my soul fade out and die.....? my heart grows tired... for I've sought my peace in thought I've tried to find my comfort in the words that others brought.... yet something remains just out of reach for alone I feel inside... am I to go on as two for my one.. I can not
Trees Lmao!!
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, The beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you’re a tree expert. Can you tell us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It’s neither, however, ....... .............. it’s the best piece of ash I ever put my pecker in.
Friend Requests
BEFORE HITTING THE 'ADD FRIEND' BUTTON, READ THE DAMN BLOG!! I AM GETTING 75-150 FRIEND REQUESTS EVERYDAY. I AM NOT AND WILL NOT ADD THAT MANY PEOPLE TO MY FRIENDS LIST! This is CherryTAP people, not MySpace. I am not here to have a Friends List that can circle planet Earth. I’m keeping it managable. I will only accept Friend Requests from those whom I feel I have something in common. I am not here for the rating, points, or monumental friend lists. One real friend is worth 1000 fake ones. So save yourself the time and humiliation. Read my personal information, if we have nothing in common... DON'T ASK ME TO BE A FRIEND. For those of you who fly in, hit the 'Add Friend' button and fly right back out, you can bet your sweet ass I'm not going to bother visiting your site to check you out. You have qualified for an immediate DENY. What the hell is with you idiots who come back and hit the 'Add Friend' button 2 minutes after I deny you the first time? All that gets you
New Cherry Name
ok people i heard it every day i need a new fubar id name so leave me a comment with what name u would like me to be called lol i`ll pick the 1 i like and guess i`ll give that person a gift or some them they want, lets keep it some what clean lol plez dont be shy plez help me pick a name thank you mike
For My Italian Friends
As I am living in my grandmothers old house now - I feel like I am immersed these thoughts. I feel like a piece of her spirit is in mine as I move through this house and the memories of the old italian ways that were my Grandma's become so vivid. When I saw this piece, it really touched me- because its exactly the thoughts that are coming to my mind now. It made me smile and even cry a little. If you are Italian with grandparents "off the boat" I know you will find a few precious thoughts in here that will make you smile and warm your heart - Much love to you all. - Queen *** I am sure for most second generation Italian American children who grew up in the 40's and 50's there was a definite distinction between us and them. We were Italians, everybody else, the Irish, the Germans, the Poles, they were Americans. I was well into adulthood before I realized I was an American. I had been born American and lived here all my life, but Americans were people who ate peanut butter a
Gotta Start Somewhere
This site is new to me, gotta thank my real sister for inviting me to it and my Brother by choice for inviting her. :) Vlachus you scandral.
My B-day
my birthday is n five days if u wanna give me some gifts go ahead if u wanna do other things halla at me
Beware
Today my kids found out that their biological sperm donor does not want to see them ever again. You know that it takes two to conceive a child. But in todays world it only takes one to raise a child. No matter if the parents are together or they are with other people, you never give up on your kids. You don't turn them away like they are a lost puppy. You helped bring them into the world and no matter what you do your children have unconditional love for a parent.So parents you don't have to be best friends with the other parent but always realize that your kids come first...
Brothers( People In General)
why is it everytime that something happens it is always my fault. my brother is looking for something that is at our house. no big deal i told him that i would find it. well i tryed to find it and where it is at is the spare bedroom that we keep our junk in. my daughter and her cousin have toys in there so it is now our junk toy room. anyway i had put this thing in a heart shaped basket when i was going to move out. well i didnt end up moving anyway. so we put the stuff that i packed it the spare bedroom. it was somewhat cleaned up untill my old mans brother moved in and he cleaned up a spot for him in the room. anyway this is turning out long and i didnt want that so. now im being blamed for not putting it back in it spot. i understand that but i thought that i did put it back and now i cant find it at all. well im a little pissed so ill ttyl bye
Fubar Bouncer
Chinese Zodiac
The Chinese Zodiac Tiger im the tiger leader of all TIGER 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998 ..> "Born leader" is the key word for the Tigers. They are always in the lead and are most likely the ones to cry out "Let's Go"! Noble and Fearless, Tigers are respected for their courage, even from those working against them. Tiger people are daring fighters, they are capable of standing up to the better end for what they think is right. Although they could be selfish from time to time in the little things, they are capable of great generosity. Tigers are unpredictable, always tense. and like to be in a hurry. Tiger people are difficult to resist, for they are magnetic characters and their natural air of authority confers a certain prestige on them. They are tempestuous yet calm, warm-hearted yet fearsome, courageous in the face of danger yet yielding and soft in mysterious, unexpected places. Tigers are very confident, perhaps too confident sometimes. Althoug
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My 12in. Penis!!!
Not really...LOL. But while you are by, check out this video of Small Town Sleeper on tour w/ Daughtry right now! www.myspace.com/smalltownsleeper
Thank You
Thank you to every one who stopped by my contest pic and left comments on it for me. I came in second.
I Am Worth It
"You Are Worth It" 1. Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special. 2. Do not set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. 3. Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless. 4. Do not let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past nor for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life 5. Do not give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. It is a fragile thread that binds us to each other. 6. Do not be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. 7. Do not shut love out of your life by saying it is impossible to find. 8. The quickest way to receive love is to give love; The fastest
And The Other Thoughts Of Life
kay, alot on my mind lately, working on organizing all the thoughts and stories of all the shit thats happened the last few years, mainly with guys, i plan on writing a nice long blog sometime before the end of the week probally on my day off (monday) but i'm not sure, im almost thinking id like to do a video rant instead, though i may come across kinda shy or stupid looking and may not get all of what i wanna say in because i'll get focused on a certain anger point, seems like i get screwd over by alot of men, though i gotta say others were less heartache because though i wanted to belive them after awhile i find out there lies or its too overwhelming whether they are or aren't but i didn't wanna stay and wonder for 2 of the guys but i ended up pushing most these guys outta my life, some of them still hurt me really bad though, scars are still there, still nothing in compared to recent because i didn't love those other guys so even though they hurt me alot it's not quite what i'm goin
Why Men Die First 2
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist; If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there's never any time for her; If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation; If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism; If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment; If you keep quiet its male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp; If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her,you're a chauvinist; If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination; If she asks you, it's a favor. If you a
An Old Current Event That I Wrote On 9/11 Attacks
Current Event(9-11) Its the 5th anniversary of the September 11th, terrorist attacks, and tonight at 9:00 Mr.George Bush the President of the United States will be giving a speech about how this attack on the United States changed us all. The one thing everybody is asking "Where were you on 9/11"? Well i was not at school like people were i was actually at a wedding in New York City like 25 blocks down from the World Trade Center(Twin Towers),but the horrible this is that i had family members in the North and South tower. This is the worst day of my life one that i more definitely will never forget about that forever. I just wish that most of the kids in the United States would understand what all of the Victims families are going through. If only our school would do a memorial service for 9/11 or at least just a moment or two of silence and maybe even a prayer. "Moment of Silence"< I know that's not part of the Current even but i really needed to do that its just really emotional tim
Help Out A Friend
A great friend of mine just joined Fubar about 3hrs ago .. What a surprise that NO ONE has been to her page but me and my wife ... Can you guys Please Please Please go show her some Fubar Lovin ... partygirl1975@ fubar Thanks A Lot ~Cowboy~
What's Up
Hello to everyone. Im a a newbie. I just created a page on here. My husband has been a member for some time now so I thought what the heck I would join too. So if you want to chat or whatever send me a msg. Hope to talk to you soon. Nails29
Epitaph
When your world is filled with gloom, And happiness can find no room. When desperation and strife, Have taken over your life. And the pain and despair You can no longer bare A quick solution I have found Sits within your grasp. A pretty pill Will kill your ills And leave this world behind you. You'll just slip into sleep, Where you'll no longer weep And you'll leave behind Your cares and woes While your eyes will forever close. Perhaps the afterlife, Will meet your needs Since in this life You will cease. I'll say a good night And kiss you my dear As the end It's drawing near. I'll slip into a deep repose, And leave behind To all of those that matter Shards of my broken heart, All torn and tattered. I wish you all a fond adieu, Don't be sad, And don't be blue. I'll be alright, I'll be just fine, Finally safe for hurt and harm Here in my afterlife. Farewell all... ADM XOXO
Newfu
newfu - my first level that means i'm newly fucked up, right?
Love Is By Charlene In Brazil
Love is Being happy for the other person When they are happy Being sad for the other person When they are sad Being together in good times And being together in bad times Love is the source of strength Love is Being honest with yourself at all times Being honest with the other person at all times Telling, listening, respecting the truth And never pretending Love is the source of reality Love is An understanding that is so complete that You feel as if you are a part of the other person Accepting the other person just the way they are And not trying to change them to be something else Love is the source of unity Love is The freedom to pursue your own desires While sharing your experiences with the other person The growth of one individual alongside of And together with the growth of another individual Love is the source of success Love is The excitement of planning things together The excitement of doing things together Love is the source of the future Love
Im Sorry
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new "one" comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm Sorry That i cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talk about how you wish you could have done something different. I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
Fun Stuff
Okay so heres an update i havent been on here in a while, i had to make a new cherry tap profile cause i couldnt remeber the passowrd and shit to my old one. Anyways i finaly got a job, i work at pudgees its a bar and resturant as a waitress on the airforce base where i live, I love it so far the girls i work with are really nice i make decent money and decent tips too. I needed a job, and it feels so good to work again. Scott and i are doing absoulutly wounderful he and i went to pudgees tomeet up with a few friends, and he danced with me which he never does cause he hates dancing lol. I had so much fun tho dancing, like noone was watching and even if they were oh well i aint embarrased, i admit i CAN dance very well just ask "vickie" lol. My legs are killing me tho. hehehe. Ive met some awesome people in the past 3 months too, chad, leezy, lester, amber H, jen, they have been amazing friends and awesome drinking buddies. I have also gotten more self confidence and self esteem, too in
Draco
life is short but not to long. everybody wants to live as long as they can.
Ummm You Know What?
My friends are awesome!
Convicting Michael Vick Of Animal Abuse
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/vickpitbullfighting/ CONVICTING MICHAEL VICK OF ANIMAL ABUSE...petition text signatures email friends The petition I believe that Michael Vick known as the Atlanta Falcons quarterback should be prosecuted to the fullest extent for animal abuse and negelect where pitbulls are concerned. Vick was knowningly accused for pitbull fighting as well as having over 60 pitbulls on his property! I feel that this incident should be charged to the fullest extent due to the mere fact that he is looked up to as a mentor to our generation of children and has ashamed all that knows him. Just because he is recognized in the NFL does not mean he should get leniency due to the issues regarding animal abuse & neglect of these pitbulls that are thrown in pits to be trained. Our "PITBULL" problems are unjustified due to irresponsible ownership...hyped media and that is a huge issue of them being known as vicious animals and that is why they have such a bad rap!!! If
Ay Mi Amor
¡Ah mi amor! Yo le veo en mis sueños cada vez mis ojos admiran los cielos para un sueño pacífico. Cuándo usted toma mi duerme, consigo caliente y molestado perdiendo su toque, su beso, su sonrisa. ¿Dónde fue usted? ¿Por qué aquí soy dejado soñar acerca de usted cuando tengo suerte para oír su voz en un teléfono, mientras usted está a millares de millas? Cómo sea fácil para usted estar lejos de mí y me sale aquí solo, preguntándose lo que soy supongo hacer mientras usted es ido. La manera usted haría el amor a mí y haría mi entero soy me siento que bailaba arriba en los cielos, volando con los ángeles. ¿Regresará usted a mí como el hombre que tuvo el poder de hacerme deseo al hombre que usted estuvo a mí? ¿Piensa usted que acabo de aceptar usted cuando usted regresa, después de que cómo usted me hiciera me siento después de que usted fuera sacado de mi vida? ¡Sus palabras, sus palabras dañosas que dispararon por mi total que es, y dejó el corazón quebr
Horoscope July 21, 2007
You have a decision to make, but who says you have to make it right away? Weigh all the pros and cons. Most importantly, think about the possible ramifications. What can you live with in the long run?
Damn..
is this site all old people or what!
Your Erotic Mandala
Create your Erotic and Perfect Mandala Magic circles or mandala are symbols that form part of the knowledge you need to access the magic of eroticism. According to Tantric philosophy, once upon a time, the gods found an unnamed energy which vibrated in a perfect way between the heavens and the earth. They called it mandala, which means circle or circuit in Hindu. The Tao mandala: Ying and Yang Reading and studying have allowed us to reveal the millenary secrets of sexual magic. All the mysteries have been interpreted and explained in a practical manner, as exercises to be carried out in a certain amount of time and in a simple way, with the aim of heightening our level of sexual and spiritual consciousness through the different techniques. Mandalas are circles which power the electromagnetic field of our body and mind, concentrating in them all the images or symbols of the different dimensions or cultures. Owing to the high degree of chemical change at cell level occurring
Healing With Sex
http://www.wiccanredes.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=483 Healing With SEX Part 1: THE NEUROCHEMISTRY OF SEX Part 2: SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS Part 3: BIO-ENERGY AND SEX Part 4: SEX AND HEALTH Part 5: SEX AND REJUVENATION Part 6: SEX AND SPIRITUALITY Extrememly interesting..
What Ever
so i lost my blog verginity...woo hoo... k im done
Got Myspace.
This is Only For The Ladies. So Fellasz Sorry. Add My Myspace Acount. www.myspace.com/exclusiivekiid
Would Anyone Like Me In Their Bomber Family!! :0)
Okies.. I am free and open once again... Lets try this again... If anyone would like to have me in their bomber family, or needs an Xtra person or girl...lol.. Just lemme know.. Or send me an email.... Just remember the MAIL here doesn't work all the time,.....lol.. Like the rest of this place....lol... I think it's INFECTED wiff ZOMBIES!!!! LMAO!!!!! Adn PLEASE stop by my Wonderful Beautifuls girl ANGELS place.. she is in a Best BOOTY contest... Please just leave a quick rate and some comments Please!!! She returns all love.... THankies... :0) CLick on this sign this is where she is in her contest go rate and comment please!!! :0)All help will do lots .. :) I wanna seee her win,. I Loves her.. hehe... :0) Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER & NSFW MAFIA BOMBERS@ fubar
Gone Again
Just to let you know I will be gone again for a bit.. My Mother died last night about 8:00.. so I will be heading north again.. not sure about all details yet.. but if you are wondering why you are not seeing me much.. that's why.
Beer
this is the most retarded web sit ever I'm going back to myspace!!
New To Chat? Need A Good Place To Go?
This site has never been better than it is today http://chat.myfhn.net/index.php join and see what all the fuss is about...
Dresden Dolls
it was horrible, but I couldn't stop watching... see what you think. it's bad, right?
Peace
POWERFUL STATEMENT! > Some sobering thoughts! > > A man whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II owned > a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German > people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide our attitude > toward fanaticism. > > "Very few people were true Nazis," he said, "but many enjoyed the > return of German pride, and many more were too busy to care. I was > one of those who just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So, > the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we > knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the > world had come. My family lost everything. I ended up in a > concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories." > > We are told again and again by "experts" and "talking heads" that > Islam is the religion of peace, and that the vast majority of Muslims > just want to live in peace. > Although this unqualified "assertion may be true, it is e
Transformers
ok prob all of u prob have seen trasnformers in your life regardless if it was the t.v. show or the movie....well it just hit me right now that there are people out there who are like transformers in real like...like the theme said more then meets the eye.....Well i can agree with this cuz there are people out there who are just like that they say or do something in front of u then when your not looking or when u think u mite have just clicked with someone then BOOM there really not what they say there about...
Spys..
Hey everyone, in case you are wondering what is up with my status "Stop Spying!!!!" I have it set to that because I had blocked a guy on here, and now he is creating new accounts, not adding anything to them, and coming to my page.. He is also having his friends come to my page trying to add me as their friend.. I know it is him, because he is a VERY immature guy, and is the type of person to do something like this.. He can't understand that I am not looking for immature kids.. I have a child of my own, and do not want a grown ass man to take care of as well.. Almost 31 years old, and acts like he is about 12 years old.. I mean seriously, who makes bogus accounts and goes to someones page because they blocked you and you aren't allowed to view their page or pictures anymore ? Also, who has their friends do that ?? A creepy stalker, thats who!!! So anyways, didn't want any of you thinking that I put my status as that because of you.. Its because of him LOL.. Have a wonderful day!!!
Sadness
Am I to be happy? I dwell so deep within myself that I have never seen the light of day. The past never happened, the future will never come, and the present isn't real. Depression is a part of everyday life. The birds chirp for someone else, The day warms the lives of everyone, but me. Happiness lies near, but my mind won't let my heart reach for it, and happiness never knew. I live in a prison, solitary confinement. Fear is my guard. Nothing stops happiness from reaching me, only me from it. I am sure that if I can ever grasp it that the barrier will be forever shattered. How do you break through invisible bars? What is it like to touch something you've never had? I am confined to myself, Just me and my sadness.
This Zombie Girl Is Off To Bed!!! Zzzzzzzz
I have been up for just about 48 hours now... lol. I am a true Zombie... I really wanted to stick by my friend Angel and help her to win her contest!! :0)... Alas the contest is over now.. And I must Zombie flop under the deadened earth once again..... lol....... ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......... It is now 1:30 in the afternoon.... lol... Goodnight all.... heheehe... :0) HOT MySpace Comments & HOT MySpace Layouts
My Girls And The Cruise!
My girls are on their very first CRUISE....!!!11!!!! Mexico for 5 days!!! Now I'm going to be worried shitless til they get back! I hope they have a FANTABULOUS time!!
Car Ready!!
So My car is ready to be picked up.. just waiting on some money to hit my account and then I get to make the trip back to NC to get my car and then drive all the way back again..this time my mom is keeping connor..so it should be much more simple! HOPEFULLY... I should be heading out Monday night
Fan Me
It has come to my attention that some of my friends , family and fans have not fanned me in return. I was just wondering if those that have not fanned me could do so in return for me to help me out. Thanks be to all of my wonderful friends !! Your friend Christy
Mumms And What Are They
What is a MUMM? (from the fubar bible) MuMMs (Make up My Mind) (this is your Mind.) are polls which allow the fubar community to help you make up your mind...just like asking a bartender at a bar a question! Inappropriate content will be deleted. Mumm subject: ( this should be the question you are asking yourself And your stuck and need some outside opinions to You find an answer.) Content: ( this should be a brief explanation of the situation that has Stumped, and maybe why your stumped) Closing: ( this is where you determine between 2 options you are pondering) Example: Subject: What color to paint New Babys Room Content: I am trying to determine what to paint the babys room. It is do to arrive in late August. We don't know if its going to be a boy or girl. But I would like it ready for when the baby arrives. Closing: Option A: should I go with plain white? Option B: or should I pick a color and which color would be appropriate for boy or
Wasitng My Time
I have spent the last hour going through my friends list and making sure everyone is rated and fanned. But I get nothing in return. I guess i am wasting my time but just trying to help everyone out. I thought i would get some to return the favor but i guess all my friends are already my fans! To some of you this does not apply so jsut ingnore ( just venting). Have a nice FUBAR day my friends fans and family! Christy P.S How can you be my friend and not my fan i dont get it. I am seeing now that some of my friends i havent even rated and that is why this all started ( that made me feel like crap) so i am fixing it now Sorry !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Men!!!
What is it with guys who feel it necessary to lie to their wives? I don't care to be anyone's scapegoat anymore! Some guy who I haven't seen in almost 9 years told his wife that I am harassing him, every time he comes to the place I work, when he is here on business. I am NOT interested in this guy, in any way, shape, or form. In fact, whenever he does come in, he is bugging my co-workers about when I am working, and to tell me that he thinks about me, and says "hi". This guy gives me the creeps, and I go out of my way to avoid him. In fact, the last time I did see him and said anything, I was rude. Well, as rude as I could possibly be without making the company I work for look bad. I have a man of my very own, whom I love and adore with all my heart. I don't want nor do I need anyone else's. With every relationship comes it's own set of headaches. And, believe me...this relationship has had it's fair share. So, tell me this, why the HELL would I want someone else's headache
Who Would Have Known
Captain Kangaroo passed away on January 23, 2004 as age 76 , which is odd, because he always looked to be 76. (DOB: 6/27/27 ) His death reminded me of the following story. Some people have been a bit offended that the actor, Lee Marvin, is buried in a grave alongside 3 and 4 star generals at Arlington National Cemetery . His marker gives his name, rank (PVT) and service (USMC). Nothing else. Here's a guy who was only a famous movie star who served his time, why the heck does he rate burial with these guys? Well, following is the amazing answer: I always liked Lee Marvin, but didn't know the extent of his Corps experiences. In a time when many Hollywood stars served their country in the armed forces often in rear echelon posts where they were carefully protected, only to be trotted out to perform for the cameras in war bond promotions, Lee Marvin was a genuine hero. He won the Navy Cross at Iwo Jima . There is only one higher Naval award... the Medal Of Honor If that
Selfish Me
When I was washing the dishes after the evening meal with my family (in-laws were here) I just thought that I no longer belong to myself. The thought was pretty painful. As a child I belonged to my mother (and father for some time), after the marriage – to my husband and myself (but not only to myself), now there‘s one more addition – my daughter, who feels she owns me day and night (don’t get me wrong, I adore her). So I just thought that there was almost no time I belonged only to myself. Do I sound selfish? Maybe, but I have a right to feel what I feel. No matter the judgments. Another thought. Ok, I‘m married. So what? Does that mean I give up and stop being myself? Should I change to let him like/love me more? How do I know what‘s better? I‘ve been down and low for a few days. I know he doesn‘t like many things about me. He also knows I do not adore him as before. Crisis? Yes. Changes? Needed. But why only me? A selfish thought again. I am selfish. I want to be
Every Now And Then
Every now and then, the light in a stranger's eyes pulls at the outer threads of my mind with a familiar tug... and I wonder... Every now and then, an unexpected, kind word from a complete stranger lifts a layer of sadness from my heart... and I wonder... Every now and then, a warm smile from a passerby, penetrates my soul... and I wonder... Every now and then, a kind gesture by a stranger restores my faith in the goodness of the human spirit... and I wonder... Every now and then, a chance encounter with a store clerk, a waiter or waitress, a construction worker, a crossing guard, a bus driver, a parking lot attendant, a mail carrier, a volunteer, a repair person, a ticket taker, a hotdog vendor, a stranger in any number of forms, shapes and sizes, has all the markings of the handprint of God... and I wonder... Do not forget to entertain strangers, for by so doing some people have entertained angels without knowing it. Hebrews 13:2 NIV
Find Your Peace
If you listen to a news broadcast or have a good long read through the newspaper, the road to peace, hope and possibility on this planet appears to be a vertical climb. The terrain is daunting and overwhelming. It's much easier to ignore the hurt and the hunger, the pain and the fear, the hatred and the horrors, than to deal with them. Or is it? It's easy if you stick your head in a hole in the ground and refuse to look at what's happening around you. Easy, that is, if you're happy eating topsoil every day of your life. Simply acknowledging the injustices against humanity that occur every second of every day, is tough. If you own up to that knowledge, you take on the responsibility of finding a way to stop it. If you do nothing, if you look away, if you allow it to continue, you own part of the reason for its existence. That's heavy duty stuff! But how do you, or I, or any one person take on such a Herculean task and expect to make a real difference
Different Things
I really love my boyfriend Jeffrey he means alot to me. He is the love of my life. He is the only one for me. I care alot about him. He makes me so happy.
Thirty Facts/secrets About You!
Thirty Unknow Facts/secrets About you! Thirty Unknown Facts/Secrets About You Answer Truthfully..... 1. When was the last time you shaved your head? Been a few years now (see the dreads in my pics???) 2. What were you doing this morning at 8? still sleeping 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? posting the blog b4 this one 4. What are you wearing right now? T-shirt, jean, shoes 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? no 6. The last 2 people to say they loved you? can't remember who they were 7. Last person YOU kissed? No comment 8. Who was your first "in love"? dont remember 9. Last thing received in the mail? Some statement from Merril Lynch( prob about my 401K) 10. Do you have any famous relatives? maybe (depends on where you are from though) 11. Have you ever had sex in a public place? no 12. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Ok. now this is a loaded question, im black ya'll 13. How is your hair? see question 1 14. How man
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