Ok so get this, had a kick ass time at cinco de mayo up here in lovely ole Waterville Maine. I was the soberest one of the bunch, they were like 3 drinks a head of me, but i was still trashed. this car pulls up ahead of us and takes up two fucking lanes. so im like ok this truck is alittle bit bigger than im use too, ill just go over the curb...IN FRONT OF A FUCKING COP!! He then decides he wants to pull out behind us. I realized i was going like 80 in a 65 and slowed wayyyy down. he turns his blues on...im thinking FUCK we're all fucking trashed beyong believe. Ask how we are and where we had just come from...im like Pete and Larrys, im driving these drunk people home, when in reality im driving myself home and they were gonna sober up adn drive themselves like 45 mins away. He takes my registration, insurance and lisence back to the other officer and was like "they sped past us going way too fast" then the other officer was like "its not them." so in reality they pulled us over for nothing. I was scared shitless cuz all three of us would have blown over the limit. and gone to jail. So i get home and smoke a couple of buts and realize just how drunk i was and should have taken a cab home. I litterally couldnt see straight, i dont know why i thought i could have driven. Good thing I had gum in my mouth, the cop prolly would have smelt that shit from a mile away. Anyways....I hope you had fun! Peace out from Maine, until next time....
ISLAND PRINCESS IS OUT.
P.S. Sorry for writting you a book:) Hope you will forgive me!
P.S.S. When I close my eyes i get really dizzy...is that a good thing or bad???
