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there is such a specimen.and she comes in a number of varieties.be wary of her fellas. i have looked this beast square in the eyes on many occasions.and do you know what i saw?lunacy. she sees you in the bar,at the club,in the mall.....wherever.she approaches with something like;hi there,my name is blah and i saw you walking by and i just had to talk to you. at this time youre probably thinking;this girl has guts.she says what she feels and shes not afraid to go for what she wants.by the time its all said and done,you cant stand her because she never shuts up.and although your assessment of her character as a person who says what she feels was correct.you failed to notice that nine times out of ten what she says and when she says it is wholly inappropriate.like when you were at a restaraunt and she blurted out something about this medical program she watched earlier where the doctor performed a labiaplasty.or how about when the waiter accidently forgot to fill her water glass up as soon as she emptied it and she took off on a rant about poor service and made a big scene?now you cant dine there anymore.its not that youre embarressed.they actually told you not to come back.and shes one of the less troublesome of the lunatic chicks. this one is a different story altogether.maybe you know her already.maybe you work with her or live by her.but she seems normal.she seems nice.finally one day you ask her if shed like to go out to eat or get some coffee sometime or something.she says yes.so you go wherever it is that you go,you have an alright time,no mishaps,but you say to yourself,"shes a nice girl,but not really my type."you dont kiss her goodnight at the door and you dont make plans to call eachother.the next thing you know,shes leaving little notes on your front door and on your car and showing up where you work at.you even suspect that shes gone online and told all of your lady friends to back off in some way.but you have no proof to substantiate such a claim.but still, it just adds up.you try to explain to her that you think shes great and all,but shes just not your type and youre not looking for a relationship.and she nods her head and says she understands.......but nothing changes!absolutely nothing!she just keeps showing up at work and hugging up on you as if shes marking her territory.and that completely screwed you up with that hot blonde chick you were talking to earlier(the one that seemed sane at least.)then she shows up where you work one day.........in uniform!"hey honey!look!i got a job here with you so we can be together all the time!isnt that great?"shortly after shes crying,standing over your descending casket saying you were such a good man.asking how you could ever do something so senseless as killing yourself.to which the man next to her agrees to all of the above and leans in to console her in her time of mourning.when the ceremony is over,she leans in to the man who consoled her and says,"i just wanted to thank you for being there for me back there.i almost lost it.its just that he was such a great FRIEND."and the man says"its alright my dear.i'm just glad youre okay now.say,would you like to maybe go get some coffee or something.it might help to settle us both down a little."to which her face curls up into a leer of grinch-like proportions and replies,"i'd love to." notice!this is for ladies and gents alike. ladies:if you meet a guy tonight and wake up with him tomorrow,please dont be suprised if he isnt interested in a relationship.although he might be inclined to do so,he is not,i repeat not,obligated to marry you because he slept with you.it's called a one night stand.it's a great thing and i do not disapprove of it in the least. gents:if you meet a girl tonight and wake up with her tomorrow,just know that she is going to expect a committment out of you.but not always.there are rare times when the female is realistic about what happened and doesnt expect anything from you.this is the one that might be worth looking into. to both genders:no matter how long it took you to have sex with someone,it doesnt mean they want to be with you afterwards.sometimes its all about the hunt.and that goes for both sides.i've seen it.choose wisely and screw responsibly. stay tuned for more reports.
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