I want to live my next life backwards...
You start out dead, and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better everyday
You get kicked out for being too healthy:go home and collect your pension. Then..... when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until your young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, your generally premiscuous and you are ready for High School.
You go to Elementry School, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then.....
you spend 9 months floating peacefully in luxerious spa-like conditions with central heating, room service on tap, and larger quarters everyday...
And then you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case
