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Survey To Pass Some Time...
Secrets About Me SurveyWhat does your profile name mean?: That I will eat you if you mess with me...lolElaborate on your default photo: Um, me and my son...not much to elaborate...we're watching TVDo you drink?: Only on days that end with 'Y'What is your current mood?: AnnoyedWhat exactly are you wearing right now?: T-shirt, black pants, thong, braWhat is your current problem?: Men are confusing!What do you love most?: My baby boy, JohnDo you smoke?: NopeAre you musically talented?: I use to play the piano, but haven't in a whileIf you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?: My brother's death....I miss himIf you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?: Tiger, so I can attack people and kill them legally....just kidding!!!Ever had a near death experience?: I drive in I-95, so yes!Have you ever been in love?: True love, once; Puppy love, twiceWhat is the name of the song that is stuck in your head?: Nothing else mattersName someone with the same bir

Friends
people i have no problem ratin all your pics. just as me to and i will. just leave a message in my shoutbox and ill do it when i can. tnx always lookin to talk to new people. if anyone is up for a chat and has msn messanger, shoot me an pm with your s/n and ill add you. hope to talk to someone new. peace i dont get it ppl. you start talkin to someone and things start goin good, you have same interest and you begin to like than and they just ignore you. what the fuck ppl what the fuck. can anybody here explain why

More Stupid People
This morning, as I sat across from some people who are in a position to affect many others lives, I pondered this question; How stupid are these people?! As a MP (Military Police, for the uninitiated) my charge is to Assist, Protect, and Defend any and everyone on my Post. That is my charge and I take it very seriously! We where discussing somethings that had become apparent during the last couple of visits by High Profile individuals. Now this can be a very delicate subject and most be approached with an open mind not to mention a clear understanding of what protecting the populous really means. As the meeting followed it's strict regimental approach, some pencil-necked, over-paid, pompous ass (sorry if I offended anyone in the aforementioned demographic) decided to add something that was not on the agenda. Keep in mind that this usually happens so I was prepared for it. But what I was not prepared for was dim-witted, self-centered that spewed from the hole in his face. Walter R

Please Show Her Sum Luv
TINYTEARS69 PROUD MEMBER OF THE G=SPOTTERS .THE WICKED STORM CREW AND CLUB F.A.R.@ fubar SHE IS GOING THRU A HARD TIME RIGHT NOW AND I WOULD BE GRATEFUL IF YOU ALL WOULD SHOW HER SOME LOVE. HER SELF ESTEEM IS VERY LOW . HELP ME BUILD HER UP. SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL PERSON. I KNOW SOME PEOPLE THINK PLUS SIZE PEOPLE AREN'T PRETTY BUT THEY ARE WRONG. SHE IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST FRIENDS I HAVE. SHOW HER SOME LOVE. CRAZYMOMMA69

Love And Life
Reaching the gates of sanity; I pause to ponder the point of it all. Do I really feel or is feeling only imagined? Does the pain I feel wreaking havoc on my soul; just self torment brought on by the fear of being alone? Am I truly even sane? Is reality for you the same as reality for me; or am I just fooling myself into believing I was ever normal... Hell hath no furry like a woman insane... Reaching into the depths of my soul I pull on everything that has kept me grounded. Praying that its enough to keep me here... Knowing that at any moment I could lose faith and fall... Into the abyss that many call insanity.. The question I cannot answer...for myself or any other troubled soul searching for reason... Is there really sanity left in the world? Creative and enthralling the breath of love caresses its lovers face. Holding in awe the memories of beautiful encounters and mesmerizing moments. What is love..is it a feeling and emotion that consumes and shakes us to o

Jangl
ok everyone that wants to know what this thing jangl is, here it goes. from what i understand it is a new thing that is capable of allowing people to call and talk without telling each other their real number. what you do is sign up with your email and give jangl your number then when you get your account set up you will be able to get a local number to call anyone in the world at anytime for free. just find someone that you want to talk to and get their local jangl number for you to call them, and your on your way. hope this thing works for you and lets start talking on jangl.

The Sycobomberz Sqaud
hey everyone, we really need more memberz to join our SycoBomberz Squad.. If want to join plz send a shout out to me or send me a fubar email ok.. If you are really interested.. We have people that needz help on their contest so plz I am begging you plz join today if you want too ok.. we have a yahoo group here iz the link.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SycoBomberz if you wanna be a part of SycoBomberz then come join the group once u r approved plz make sure u fill out the database... and also you will need to edit ur display name to put ~*Member Of SycoBomberz*~

Stuff
Okay, I'm driving to work and I always have to slow down because people like to pull out in front of me like I wasn't there. Then at work, I'm working on something and I get called up front and the two other carryouts are just standing around doing nothing. I'm working on something in the frozen food department and I get called when they could just ask one of the other carryouts who aren't doing anything to do the order. It doesn't make sense. It's like I'm the one getting picked on for no reason. I'm the one doing all the work while they let the other two just stand there and talk and talk and talk. I just so much wanted to go off on everyone.

Short Story
Her name was Leelah, she lived out where the lighthouse stood. She liked living there, where she could watch the ships go by and the waves crash against the rocks below. Overall she was a very simple woman, she hardly went into town, only for supplies. Leelah liked her solitude. She came intotown one afternoon to pick up some supplies and that was when the 4 men had just arrived to work on the lighthouse. What the 4 men didn't know was what a beauty Leelah would be. She was the woman who turned heads in townbut never noticed she did. It looked like her legs went on forever; voluptious was she in the breast, and she reminded people of silver screen goddesses of years past. She never seemed to like a lot of attention, towns people figured it was where she lived in her own isolated world. Upon returning from town she noticed an SUV parked out by the lighthouse, she took her bags in and went to see who was there. After all it was evening time. When entering and seeing the 4 men ready to

Need Some Love
Ah.. wanna come see me? Come rate me be my friend, give me some luv.. I'll give it back :-) Been lonely lonely, bored, website is somewhat confusing right now too. maybe today I'll figure out a little more. sorrow... my blast expired now what to do later all Sxycougar

Same Feelin New Day
ITS TUESDAY, SITTIN HERE THINKIN OF WHY ITS SO HARD FOR ME TO FEEL ACCEPTED. IT RAINS ALL THE TIME IN MY MIND. AN SHOWS IN MY EYES. I LOVE CERTAIN PEOPLE. AN SOME OF THEM PEOPLE LOVE ME BACK. I AM JUST TRACY, AN SHE NEEDS TO CHANGE. THE CRUSHES FOR EXAMPLE. YOU CAN ONLY CRUSH ONE PERSON. BUT YET MANY CAN HAVE CRUSHES ON YOU. I HAVE YET TO HAVE ANY CRUSHES ON ME. AN FOR GOOD REASON { IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANYONE TO CARE ABOUT JUST ME AN NO ONE ELES } I HAD TO WRITE ABOUT IT CAUSE IT REALLY HAS BOTHERED ME. THE TRUTH IS NO ONE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO JUST CARE ABOUT ONE PERSON ANYMORE. SO THAT MAKES ME UNIQUE AN VERY RARE. AN ITS FUNNY I WILL ALWAYS FEEL THIS WAY IN EVERY NEW DAY. AN MAYBE ONE DAY SOMEONE WILL FEEL THE SAME TOWARDS ME.

Poem I Wrote For My Kids
If my words can only speak. It would tell you that I am sorry. I am sorry for your sorrow. I am sorry for your pain. I wish I could take away all that confusion. I wish I could heal those feelings. If my words can only speak. It would tell you lets start again. Give me a chance to be in your lives. Give me a chance to make things right. Please trust in me again. If my words can only speak. It would tell you that I am your father. I always will be there for you. Even if sometimes you don't feel it. If my words can only speak. It would say........I love you. FROM YOUR DAD SEAN BATES

Funny Stuff
Attention Tattoo Artists/Shops, Piercers, Artists, Bands, & Musicians!! Hey. My name is Rockstar. I am CEO/President of Girlz of Modified and Modified Management . Just want to let you all know what we are about. Girlz of Modified is an all female street promotional team. Our girlz live all over the united states and Canda. We offer promotions such as flyers, internet and radio promo, merch, etc. We also have a model for hire which means the Girlz of Modified are availale for photo shoots for cd covers and flyers. Modified Management is a management and booking company. We will set up press kits, live performances, and help establish a professional images for bands. We are currently looking for a few bands,Tattoo shops, Artists,and piercers to work with. For promotion all bands,Tattoo shops, Artists,and piercers can be located anywhere in the united states and canada. As of right now, management and bookings are only being done for the southern illinois and s

Horscopes
You are moving much more quickly than you had thought you would be at this point, but that just means that things are working out a little better than you had anticipated. Life keeps getting better! ~awww this makes me feel much better...yeah i am moving a lil quickly on something, but when you love something you go for it. things are working out alot better than i anticipated and i can see life getting a whole lot better thanks to my new love kyle...i love you baby, thanks for making me so happy, more than i have been in a very very long time... todays horscope Someone is trying to overload you -- or themselves -- with more work or stress than is realistic. Today is perfect for identifying deadwood and clearing it out of your life, so be ruthless about it! ~~~~~I can name a few deadwood things in my life that need clearing out, but it takes strength and will and i have neither~~~~*sad face* here is my horescope for today on fubar...fits just perfect and it t

Women Are Funny Creatures
Its funny how some women on here will put pictures on their profiles that are rated nsfw and honestly expect men to NOT want to look or to even ask to look. Its like putting a big fat juicy steak in front of a dog that hasnt eaten in a week and expect that dog not to try and eat it. (and yes I do realize that I just compaired men to dogs lol). Now I was married to a woman that actually looked for any reason possible to bitch about something, she was later diagnosed with a mild form of schizophrenia. Hmmmm. Well I guess the one thing that we all can probably agree on is that we will never understand the opposite sex. Like why a man would actually want to see NSFW pictures of women or why women would put them out for men to ask to see so they can bitch about it when it happens. Life is a funny thing.

Boredom About Me
Facts About MeABOUT MEFull Name:Theresa Birthday:January 1, 1962 Birthplace:Oxnard, California Eye Color:Blue/Gray most of the time Hair Color:Strawberry Blonde Height and Weight:5'51/2" (about 130) Right or Left Handed:right Heritage:Dutch, Irish, a bit of German Worst Habit:smoking Shoe Size:7.5 Shoes You Wore Today:none yet Innie or Outie:innie Weakness:addictions (right now it's The Fu) Fears:loved ones getting hurt Perfect Pizza:black olives and pineapple ~mmmm~ Thoughts First Waking Up:Is my dog still alive? Best Physical Feature:legs MY FAVORITESColor:Cobalt Blue Food:Chicken Spaghetti Sport:Eh Animal:Tigers Candy:Charleston Chews Song:Bring Me To Life (it fits me right now) Gum:can't chew it Holiday:I don't like holidays anymore Season:Spring Radio Station:I prefer cd's Body Part on the Opposite Sex:Eyes, mouth, hands (not necessarily in that order) oh and shoulders

Poetry
I'd do her by: Raso If her vulva's not pink but it doesn't stink...I'd do her If she's the queen of all whores but doesn't have any soars...I'd do her If she has no tits but swallows not spits...I'd do her If she looks like a mutt but takes it in the butt...I'd do her If she wets her bed but gives great head...I'd do her If she has no legs but can cook scrambled eggs...I'd do her If she has 12 toes but doesn't pick her nose...I'd do her If she constantly nags but her boobs don't sag...I'd do her If she's on the rag but doesn't gag...I'd do her If she's a total bitch but doesn't have the itch...I'd do her Who am I kidding, I'd do any chick without an adams apple...and even then...well..I'd have to be totally drunk.

Awesome Friends !! Check Them Out !!!
Oh nevermind we found him, He is always chasing the kitties and getting lost, whatever are we gonna do with him? Jim ~ Dirty South Crew ~@ fubar can anyone out there put some heavy rating on him to hold him down? ROTFLMAO, We love ya Jim MUAH!!! Brought to you with much love and a pound of ground round by: ♥ Dawn ♥ Fu-Married to "It's a Secret"@ fubar And, only she has no idea I did this, LMAO WendyCaroline#CLUB F.A.R. MEMBER@ fubar

Tomorrow....
I HAVE BEEN IN A BIT OF A FUNK FOR THE PAST WEEK.... HERE I SIT THINKING IT IS ALL THESE CONSCIOUS THOUGHTS RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD.... THEN MY MOTHER CAME TO ME AND ASKED IF I AM READY FOR COURT TOMORROW.... YES THE 17TH IS ALREADY HERE... TOMORROW WHEN I GET OFF OF WORK AT 6AM I GET TO TRY TO REST BEFORE GOING TO COURT TO FINALIZE MY DIVORCE AND SAY GOODBYE TO MY CHILDREN FOR THE LAST TIME... I'VE BEEN CRYING FOR ABOUT AN HOUR NOW... DONT ASK MY WHY... I KNOW WHY BUT ALLLL THE REASONS COMBINED ARE TOO MUCH FOR ME TO VOICE... BUT I'M GONNA TRY NOT FOR YOU BUT TO SEE IF GETTING IT OUT REALLY HELPS.... I HATE MY HUSBAND... I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL SUCH HATRED FOR ANOTHER PERSON IN MY LIFE AND YET HE BROUGHT IT OUT OF ME... I NEVER WISHED BAD THINGS UPON ANYONE, BUT I WOULDNT BE HAPPIER IF HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME GOD AWFUL MIS-HAP. BUT FOR SOME REASON KNOWING TOMORROW WILL BE THE END OF THE 7 YEAR NIGHTMARE SADDENS ME... HE HURT ME SO BAD AND PUT ME THROUGH SOOOOO MUCH

The "r" Word
The"I'm putting off writing a paper" Ashley Facts: -can actually read -thinks a good alternative for losing weight is just becoming a plus size model -has thanked God for many things, but never good directions...or turnip greens -is usually down $15 at casinos -chipped a tooth while eating scrambled eggs -was M.V.P. of the 1996 TVYBL ball tournament -is about as smooth as a peice of sandpaper that has acne and a snaggle tooth -was not named in the mitchell report -had a dream about exploring caves with Shaquille O'neal and together whipping a warewolf until it turn into meatloaf...the singer -has a mediocre poker face -is academically eligible -believes the word "suprise" should never follow a food item on a menu -jumps higher then elephants by default -doesn't judge a book by its cover, but mostly by how many pages it has. -hasn't smelled like teen spirit for a couple of years -has never been showcased on a jumbotron -isn't a twin -tried to turn her computer sound do

Me
What do people think the meaning of life is Well iam going to delete my account by friday so if you want to keep talking to me just find me on facebook,myspace,or yahoo, or get a hold of me before for friday and will see what we can do ok I wan to know what people thing about me

This Is For My Fellow Citizens Of Traverse City, Mi.
Ok, this is for my fellow citizens of Traverse City, MI. that are on my list, on November 6th, 2007, BATA(Bay Area Transportation Authority) is asking voter to vote yes on a renewal mileage of .35 mills to keep BATA buses rolling, because if we don't pass this milleage BATA will seize operations and their will be no public transportation for any kids, anyone that is a senior citizen or disabled especially if they are in a wheelchair here too, so if you are a registered voter or an absentee voter, I strongly urge you to vote YES come November 6th, please and thank you

Its Better To Have Lost And Loved
things didnt work out how i wanted them to but iam hope ful and gettin over it. this can only get better. like the song stronger thing that dont kill me can only make me stronger ITS BETTER TO HAVE LOST AND LOVED THAN NOT TO LOVED AT ALL. WELL I KNOW ALL TO WELL ABOUT THAT. WONT GO THERE THO CAUES IT STILL HURTS TO BAD i think that bullshit when u break up with some one u should just walk away. and never look back

The Spanking
She didn’t know why she’d left the bar with him, nor why she had agreed to get in his car; however, most of all, she didn’t know why she was now standing in his living room, watching him pour a glass of wine for her. “You’re beautiful,” he said, and handed her the glass of red wine. He brushed the back of his hand lightly across her cheek, admiring her, once she took the drink. She couldn’t help but smile and began to thank him for the compliment, but he cross her lips with a finger to silence her. “Don’t speak…” he whispered, leaning close to her. He was so close…she could smell the wine coming from his breath. His finger fell from her lips, running his hand along her jaw, cupping it. Her eyes fell closed as he kissed her, quite gently. She found herself wrapping her free arm about his neck, leaning closer to him as their kiss became more passionate. Meanwhile, his hands caressed her voluptuous form, squeezing the cheeks of her rear. He finally pulled

Coldness Of Life & Death
Why is it that no matter who it is we trust...Family, friends, our lover....That it seems inevitable that we get hurt, torn, abused, neglected, ignored....It pains me so to even begin to care for someone....Never in my life has it been easy to give someone my heart....Sadly no matter how hard I try to fight caring I give in eventually!!...Slipping into the routine that has been lain by so many before....Me here loving and caring and them there so cold and callous...Well this has got to stop....I beg those who are close to me to forgive the distance I have been putting between us...I am just sick of being the one who seems to get sucked in and pulled down and I don't want that anymore....If you have hurt me then you know more than anyone else I will tell you that I'm hurting...If not then please do not worry....Just give me time to sort out the crazy thoughts and feelings inside.... Touching your photograph; tears falling from my red and swollen eyes. Those words ringing in my

Craziness
My kid is in the doghouse. She took off with her friend today after school, and never left me know where she was going. She was gone for 1.5 hours and boy was I pissed. She got an earful when she got back. She is 13 and thinks she can run the streets with her friend who is 15. Well, mother has put a stop to that as of now!! She is grounded until I ease up the leash....when she is 21. LOL So no phone, tv, dvd player, no life until mom gets over being mad. I think I will drag this on for a while. Kids!!!!! They drive u CRAZY!!!!!!!! No wonder some people drink!!!....LMAO......

Interestin
I just posted a blog and it was very interesting to see the comments. The most I got out of it is that most ppl dont understand there is a reason for every thing. You might not understand or know what it it, but there is always a reason. Also just served as a reminder how small minded alot of ppl are as well.

Poems
Sometime I sit and wonder why Why it is I sit and cry I wonder why I am so sad When I think of what we could have had When I think of things the way I dreamed I guess some things arent as they seemed What can I do to make you see All I want is you with me Sometimes I wish I had just one more night Just one time to hold you tight I fear that day will never come But always know you have my love Life is so unfair. Your heart goes here and your mind goes there. Why can't things just go right? Instead we always just fuss and fight. How can you just turn your feelings off and on While I sit here crying because your gone? My chest is aching, you broke my heart. You ripped it out and tore it apart. I so wanted to believe you had changed. So my life I rearanged. Now I'm not sure what to believe. If you ment what you said then why did you leave? So here we go again. I sit here wondering what might have been. Would the two of

Thinking? Me? Yikes!
This is something we are all encountering when we have to make calls for information or service, whether it be the mail order house or the health care provider or the computer company. We just have to be patient and try to understand what they are telling us and keepa smile on our face. By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS... In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!! Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service: Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon

Pieces Of A Broken Mirror.
Comment Images - Comments Graphics Not joking!!!! Look how black and shiney!!!! Damn, I am addicted to corsets! Now those who know me well, know that I love corsets....I love to be corseted...I love the way a corset makes me feel....sexy as hell!!! So once again I am in search for yet another corset.....I loosened up my fingers and started to search the web for the perfect corseter...and I found this wonderful website, which of course has the most beautiful corsets that are custom made for the wearer..... Dark Garden Now I've never been able to afford a custom corset...so whenever I find a site that makes them perfectly...I set and dream of myself wearing something like the one above, or when I'm in my bad librarian mode.....this one now just think of me with reading glasses perched on the end of my nose as I .....well, let's not get carried away here.... I'll let your imagination roam from here. So since I will not be getting one of these wonderful cus

Brain Power !!
This is very interesting. I also heard on the radio this morning that the truck drivers Are asking everyone not to drive on April 1st. You probably know that diesel fuel is Almost $4 per gallon. This will effect everything we buy. WHERE TO BUY AMERICANGASOLINE. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW. READ ON. Gas rationing in the 70's worked even though we grumbled about it. It might even have been good for us! Are you aware that the Saudis are boycotting American products? Shouldn't we return the favor? Can't we take control of our own destiny and let these giant oil importer s know who REALLY generates their profits, their livings? How about leaving American Dollars in Americaand reduce the import/export deficit? An appealing remedy might be to boycott their GAS. Every time you fill up your car you can avoid putting more money into the coffers of Saudi Arabia. Just purchase gas from companies that don't import their oil from the Saudis. Nothing is

What I Want In A Man
I want someone wanting to hear what I have to say Even if its about nothing If I’m talking about my day, or if I’m talking about my future… Even though I may change a light bulb with the power left on I want someone who thinks I’m brilliant because I have the ability to light up their room I want someone who isn’t afraid to tell me like it is instead of later telling me like it was… I want someone who thinks I’m a 10 even though Cosmo says Size 7s are the new 4 I want someone who has seen me at my worst and still thinks I’m sexy…and not just “cute” I want someone who doesn’t want to leave because they don’t want to spend time away from me I want someone who will play with my hair when I’m falling asleep because they don’t want to wake me, but can’t keep their hands off me I want someone who understands that I’m not perfect and still thinks I’m amazing I want someone who knows that I get stressed out that I’m busy, that I get irr

New Petstore
All-living-things.com still under construction but u can still check it out. if don't see something u want please message me. if i can find it from my distributor i can send u a link to the products u want dog,cat,reptile,etc supplies if looking for a reputable seller of reptiles and spiders know of a site just goto affiliates site

Women And Football
Contrary to what some men might think, there are women who like Football. I am one.....I LOVE Football. Being Canadian, I of course love the CFL. GO Alouettes GO!!!!!. But after the CFL season ends, I am all NFL. My Sundays are devoted to flipping the channels, it's tough to watch 3 games at the same time. Chicken wings, beer, popcorn are my companions, plus Kim my roomate of course. We scream, we cheer, we complain, we laugh and we have a blast. My favorite teams, now that will make some of you go.....Huh???? I absolutely love the Saints. The Colts, the Patriots and the Giants are also some of my favorite teams. And NO, I don't watch the game only for the great looking asses out there. I know, love, understand the game and I am crazy about Football. Enough said.

Hey Jack....
I see how easy it is for you to leave your stupid fucking comments on My page and not allow any retort...so, I'll retort here for My own benefit. Fuck you motherfucker! you don't like My pics, then stay the fuck off My page...simple as that, you spineless piece of shit. Redneck? Please...go away and never attempt to be witty with Me again. you will lose.....again.

Compliment
HOW ADAM GOT EVE-PRICELESS Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and

Law's Of Life
THE LAWS OF LIFE & Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. & Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. & Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. & Law of the Telephone If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. & Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. & Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). & Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. & Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are wi

Naked Celebritys
Cop Accused Of Soliciting Sex In Police Cruiser 21-Year Veteran Of Coral Gables Police Department Suspended Without Pay CORAL GABLES, Fla. -- A Coral Gables police officer was arrested Sunday, accused of soliciting sex from a prostitute in his police cruiser. Officer Alan Davis, a 21-year veteran of the Coral Gables Police Department, is accused of soliciting a woman whom he thought was a prostitute but was actually a confidential informant working for police. According to the arrest report, the 43-year-old officer was on duty and in uniform when he drove his marked Ford Expedition to Pierce Park and paid $40 for sex with the woman. Davis then brought her to an empty office building to perform the act, the arrest report said. "He propositioned her," Coral Gables police Chief Michael Hammerschmidt said. "There was an exchange of money and, prior to any actual activity, he was arrested." Davis, who is married with children, is charged with one misdemeanor count

Enema Stories
ENEMA STORIES This is Amy and my best friend at the time was Alex. I guess it all started the first time we played we were sitting in my room and started playing a sexual version 5 card poker. We started off by just flashing a body part and maybe touching a area. Then we built up so that each time we would make the loser do something dirty to the winner like oral play or use a ice cube. We kept stepping the game up and it was fun for a while but it got boring. One day when we were going to play the game Amy showed up with this bag. She said it was a surprise but that the loser was going to have to use it. She wouldn't tell us what it was and we couldn't figure it out. Finally we played the game I didn't win or lose the first game which at the time was a relief because she opened the Walgreen's bag and pulled out a box. Inside the box was something I had never seen before it was a enema/douche kit. I had heard of a enema but had no idea what it really was. Amy was the winner s

2007-10-17 Submissives Story
This is a story written from the perspective of the submissive. People sometimes ask Me why I write from the subs perspective. I point out: It is easier for a sub to picture themselves in that situation with Me, than if I wrote from the perspective of a Master. So here is another: On this morning i awoke with my bladder about to burst. i very carefully crawled out of the bed trying not to disturb my Master. He stirred slightly but didn't wake up. i crept to the bathroom down the hallway from His room so as not to wake Him with the sound of my peeing. as i sat on the toilet i ran my hands across the flat of my stomach and breast. i could feel the crusted remnants of the cum He had so generously spewed on my skin just a few hours earlier. my pussy was swollen and tender from the reaming i had received for nearly eight hours the evening before. Master had tied me down and used a fucking machine on me for hours. Combined with the multiple dildos, butt plugs and the fisting session, my

We Should Have Guessed
Through the years of study and the patience i have exerted through the timeless errors of my ways, i have to come to realize certain things. One of them being, you can not take people for who they say they are. Some people put on this face like... "I'm going to help you...im your friend" ...and the first second they get, they stab you in the back. I would like to believe that i am a good friend. I talk to you when you need to vent, i hug you when youre crying or upset, i keep secrets if i am asked to... etc.....becoming a part of someone's life is easy for me to do...because i have such a huge heart. I wear my feelings on my sleeve...i desire only good things to come for those who have impacted my life. And i see now... thats a flaw.... But, i am so sick and tired of being treated like a complete fool...when all i have done is put my heart on the line and dedicate every waking moment (when im not at work) to something bigger then the pathetic lives of people. Whats so wrong with want

Emo Poems
The storm gathers in the west Ready to take you out I can see this all to well I know its time to stir about Your in trouble Your going down I will not let this happen I will not let you drown Your my best friend And nothing else matters When the storm hits And your life shatters I'll be your lighthouse And i'll always be here To protect you from anything Even you worst fear So bring on the hurricanes Even the April showers I will shelter you No matter how many hours I wonder how I will die? Too many pills is one way to try Or the car in the garage While everyone's gone ; Block all vents, it shouldn't take long I could use more drugs than my body can handle ; By the next day they'll be lighting my candle I might step off a really steep ledge Trust me friend, I'm right on the edge If I had a gun I could go fast Which would be good ; the pain won't last I could cut my wrists like so many do Whatever it takes to get m

Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Leave your answers in my comment box please would like to see your answers

New Members Of The Flybynight Family
JUST WANTED TO LET OUR FAMILY, ALLIES, FRIENDS, AND FANS NOW WE JUST GAINED A NEW MEMBER. PLEASE SHOW HER SOME FUBAR LOVE AND RATE ANY STASH AND PICTURES SHE HAS LOADED. ~Tina~@ fubar FLY,

Adam
I have a day of cleaning ahead of me! I hate that! Nobody cleans up their own mess..I have to! Sucky people... Anyways, we're under tornado and flood warning! Omg I'm so tired. I'm waiting for my fiance to get off of work! I'm so happy I don't have to work tomarrow..but guess what!? I have a new puppy. It's full red nose pit..it's sooo cute...It's a boy and his name is Aden. I love puppies! He's over there sleeping now! I need a fuckin new camera! Goddamn it! For this being my first blog on here, I've had many accounts on here. I just want everyone to know that I am taken and no I will not try anything with any other guy. So, respect me and don't even bother asking. I love Adam with all my heart...and more then that. We're engaged..we have been together for almost 3 years...so everythings going okay. I've been on my own for about 2 years now and it's been hard. Because me being only 17 when things went down it made life a hella lot harder. I thought being 18 would make t

Do This. Please!
1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? 21. Do you sing in the shower? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? 24. Tell me o

so its been a boring day.except for when will came by.now im talkin to someone really special and its his birthday.just wanted to say i love you more as a friend everyday.hopefully we can hang out sometime.hope your birthdays as wonderful as you.love you.

Buy Me A Drink!
You have to buy me a drink... I know you have to because I was bored enough to try to buy myself a drink. There was an error screen, you can't buy a gift for yourself. How lame is that? The first online bar and you can't buy a drink for yourself... So, anyways I know YOU HAVE to buy me a drink. And hurry up! Beer goggles make me rate and comment MAD!

Who Is Fake And Who Is Real?
MEMBERS OF THE FLY BY NIGHT FAMILY. I MUST SAY THAT I AM NOT HAPPY. MONDAY NIGHT AFTER THE CONTEST I RAN ACROSS A PROFILE OF A GIRL USING A PICTURE FROM ONE OF MY MEMBERS. IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN A MEMBER YOU NEED TO POST A SALUTE AND HAVE FUBAR APPROVE IT. ONCE DONE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN GO TO YOUR PAGE AND VERIFY YOU HAVE AN APPROVED SALUTE. UTILL YOU GET YOUR SALUTE IN I AM REMOVING YOU FROM MY FAMILY AREA. ONCE YOU GET YOUR SALUTE I WELL RE-ADD YOU TO THE FAMILY AREA. HERE ARE THE 2 PROFILES. MEMBER OF THE FLY BY NIGHT FAMILY FAKE OR REAL? sexyashley4u2love@ fubar THE OTHER PROFILE I CAME ACROSS FAKE OR REAL? Angeluv@ fubar GET YOUR SALUTES IN NOW I'LL GIVE YOU 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY. FLY,

I Wrote Your Name...
I wrote your name on a piece of paper, but by accident I threw it away. I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.

A Woman...
"A Woman" This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."

Needing Advice Blogs
I was on myspace reading some blogs from a few people I know from my job. I really found them to be amusing for the most part. But it seams like the drama level at work is at its all time high. I normally try to keep out of it but being one of the managers I have to step in from time to time to try to put it all to an end. I tell ya it never seams to matter, even when you think you have thing worked out or at least under control, you realize a new drama has started. I have gotten to a point that I try to just block it all out conduct business as ususal. RIGHT the key word here is TRY !! Why is it when you try to ignore things they seam to get thrown at you faster and hard than before. I am truley at my whitts end over all of it. 99% of it is so stupid that it really shouldnt even be a drama issue and the 1% that possibly could be something serious gets blown off due to all the other crap. Dont get me wrong I love my job, its the drama crap I could do with out. I kno

How Was I Born Daddy?
A Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You've got male.....

Poetry
Emotions in a Row By: April Terry Loneliness, A feeling of isolation. Can it be, That what should be, One of the happiest times, In ones life, That they feel so utterly alone? Happiness, A feeling of pure joy. Can it be, The one feeling, We have learned to resist, In ones life, From the lack there of? Sadness A feeling of melancholy. Can if be, The one feeling, We have resided within, For so long, In ones life, That we must always feel? Feelings, No matter what, They are always with us. Written on our faces, Mark by scars, On are skin, And in our hearts Questions, Will they read the signs? Will it be the truth? Can one be so selfish? Do they even care? As they watch us die, From our bleeding hearts? Oblivious, A state of mind? Or is it a choice? Does one choose, To be so ignorant. Of the pain they cause, To those around them? Pain, How much must one know, Before they can be free? Will the hurting ever cease? Or is this th

Teerz In My Beerz
Maybe Another time another place A different story, a different pace We'd be different people yes But the more the same to date Maybe...one day, some day I'll grow up and be okay. Maybe...today I realize the wrongs I've committed Its time to make it all right. Strong-willed and big-hearted You are those by far Unchangeable and unsure No we're all not up to par. So, maybe one day from now Once I've grown up and proved myself We can start this good thing over... And make it better....maybe.

My Song
She hangs her head and cries on my shirt. She must be hurt very badly. Tell me whats making you sadly? Open your door, dont hide in the dark. Youre lost in the dark, you can trust me. cause you know thats how it must be. Lisa lisa, sad lisa lisa. Her eyes like windows, tricklin rain Upon her pain getting deeper. Though my love wants to relieve her. She walks alone from wall to wall. Lost in a hall, she cant hear me. Though I know she likes to be near me. Lisa lisa, sad lisa lisa. She sits in a corner by the door. There must be more I can tell her. If she really wants me to help her. Ill do what I can to show her the way. And maybe one day I will free her. Though I know no one can see her. Lisa lisa, sad lisa lisa. ------------------------------- Think thats my song for sure Never heard of Cat Stevens before but feels like he knows me reading that Thanks for the person who sent it to me Lisa xx

How Freaky Are U In Bed
HOW FREAKY ARE U IN BED.... GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.I F YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN... A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H

Nobody
There you are In a darkened room And youre all alone Looking out the window Your heart is cold and lost the will to love Like a broken arrow Here I stand in the shadows Come to me, come to me Cant you see that Nobody wants to be lonely Nobody wants to cry My bodys longing to hold you So bad it hurts inside Time is precious and its slipping away And Ive been waiting for you all of my life Nobody wants to be lonely so why Why dont you let me love you Can you hear my voice Do you hear my song Its a serenade So your heart can find me And suddenly your flying down the stairs Into my arms, baby Before I start going crazy Run to me, run to me Cause Im dying Nobody wants to be lonely Nobody wants to cry My bodys longing to hold you So bad it hurts inside Time is precious and its slipping away And Ive been waiting for you all of my life Nobody wants to be lonely so why Why dont you let me love you I want to feel you need me Just like the air youre

What In The Hell?
You know you're in for a bad day when, for some reason you can't fall asleep until 3 am and you have to be up at 6. Then you only get 1 1/2 hours sleep because while sleeping you get a really bad cramp in your thigh. When you finally fall back asleep, the alarm clock starts beeping, you hit snooze and roll over. Only to find out you accidently turned off the alarm and wake up late for work. Now I am at work yawning my head off, can't concentrate fully and want be able to anything about sleep until I get home tonight because I have errands to run when I get off at 5 pm. Man, I need a vacation. How's everyone elses day going? First off let me start off by saying I am a fan of T.I. so I say this with much love. What in THE HELL were you thinking T.I.? I don't want to see any "Free T.I.!" products nor do I want to hear "The Man" is out to get another well off brotha in the rap game. T.I. knew he was on probation, he also knew it was illegal for him to have the guns let alone purchase them

Short Time
In a quiet country cemetery Where the gentle breeze blows, Lies the son I loved so dearly Whom I lost 11 years ago. Your resting place I visit Place flowers there with care, But no one knows the heartache When I turn to leave you there.Of all that life has given me And all that's left to do, I will never know a greater gift Than the days I shared with you You can shed tears that he is gone, Or you can smile because he lived. You can close your eyes and pray that he will come back, Or you can open your eyes and see all that he has left. Your heart can be empty because you can't see him, Or you can be full of the loe that you shared. You can turn your back on tomorrow and live for yesterday, Or you can remember him and only that he has gone, Or you can cherish his memory and let it live on. You can cry, close your mind, be empty, and turn your back, Or you can do what he wanted, smile, open your eyes, love and move on

Gone
Gone is the face we loved so dear, Silent is the voice I long to hear, Too far away for sight or speech, But not too far for thought to reach. Sweet to remember him who once was here, And who, though absent is just as dear

For Devin
I'm thinking of you today Devin, But that is nothing new. I thought about you yesterday And the day before that too. I will think of you forever I love and miss you so. Your end came fast and sudden No time to say goodbye. You were gone before I knew it God knows the reason why. Dear God, please take him this message To heaven up above. Tell him how much I miss him And give him all my love. Each time I see your picture You seem to smile and say Don't cry I'm only sleeping We'll meet again someday

What I Would Give
What would I give your hand to clasp, Your tiny face to see, To hear you tiny giggle, to see your smiling face As the days that used to be. But some sweet day we'll meet again, Beyond the toil and strife, and clasp each other's hand once more In Heaven, that happy place

What's Ur Most Atttractive Quality
What's Your Most Attractive Quality?your personalityyour sweet and shy and people really like you .. you except all kinds and don't judge.. you are very very kind to others and lend out your helping hand .. Myspace Quizzes

A Womans View !
When i was a girl, i loved stuff animals , now that i am a woman i love the men that give me them . When i was a girl , I loved good music , now that i am woman i can apprecaite the talent of the artist . when i was a girl , I would day dream of prince charming. Now as a woman i let prince charming day dream about me . When i was a girl, i rebelled against my mother , Now as a woman i thank her for her guidence . When i was a girl,i was cocky and bold . now as a woman i appreciate advice. When i was a girl i lived in the family, now as a woman i live For my family . When i was a girl i was sheltered from the storm , now as a woman I Am the shelter from the storm . When i was a girl i hoped to fall in love, now as a woman i hope to stay in love. When i was a girl i was daddys little baby , now as a woman i am the Mother of daddys little girl . Girls tell secrets and women tell truths. Girls love money , women love the men that make the money . Girls try to attract men ,

Are You Depressed???
Are You Depressed?You're Just EmoYes you're said, and yes you're more open about it than other people. But chances are you don't have manic depression, you just need a good boost or kick in the ass at times. Good for you for standing up to your right to feel--not enough people do. But don't think the world is crumbling down on you if someone doesn't agree with your viewpoint. Personality/Emotion Quizzes

What Kind Of Sex Should You Have???
What Kind Of Sex Should You Have?KinkyYou like whips, chains..... crazy stuff. You are creative with sex. Keep it going!!!!! I hope you have a partner as kinky as you, otherwise you wont be satisfied.Sex/Intimacy Quizzes

Friends
A friend of mine down in North Carolina fond out this morning she has Cancer-- I would like all my friends and family here at Fubar to pray for her-- her name is Cindi thank you all ok this is the way it is --People that know me knows i dont put up with games and bullshit so here goes i talk to people on my friens list every day BUTTTTTT theres some on there that has not said good morning hello or nothing since they were added -- so u know who u r --dont get me wronmg i have made some very good friends since i been on here but if ur one of the ones that has not spoke and u get deleted u know why Is it wrong or rude for me to delete some of these people ---------I am a really nice person untilllllll----but i will not put up with shit A friend is always there for u in the good times and the bad-- a "real" friend doesnt move in with u and sit on their ass and wait for u to support them. a is not a good friend when they sit at ur house and do absolutely nothing and expects u to suppor

She Needs Help~~
ILL TRADE 11'S FOR U TO COME IN HERE AND COMMENT THE HELL OUT OF HER PLEASE !!! ILL TRADE 11'SS BOMB THE HELL OUT OF HER COME IN SHE HOT I am offering up a free gift of an animation or morph of your chosing. To get it you must leave 400 comments here: and then send me a fu-mail letting me know you've done that! ***you don't have to leave all 400 comments in 1 day!*** ***IF YOU DON'T FU-MAIL ME, YOU WON'T GET YOUR ANIMATION!*** Leggs*Sarge's Bad Girl*Stiletto Girl*FuSista Co-Mngr*Sisterhood@ fubar

10/16/07
I've been up since 4:30 this morning because JustShizzle needed to go to the ER again. He's finally getting some relief so though i'm here i'm not really here. Poor guy was up almost 2 days straight. so I'm realllllllllllllllllly groggy hoping I'll be able to sleep but I doubt it so if you shout and don't answer I'll either be sleeping or working on housework to keep myself busy until I can fall asleep. Love you all

Survey Thing
1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? 21. Do you sing in the shower? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? 24. Tell me o

Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts by Raso If Jesus had a brother do you think Mary and Joseph would ever say "why can't you be more like your brother Jesus"? Why are whipped cream and chocolate sauce sexy considering all guys get a boner over steak. Why do people ask how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop......have you people seen the movie? It was Dustin Hoffman in drag. Why do women say men are pigs? .....does that make women pig fuckers? People say Richard Gere is a freak because he stuffed a gerbil up his ass....do the gerbil's friends think that their buddy is a freak as well? How come Catholic priests can't get it through their head that sex in the workplace is wrong? If a rolling stone gathers no moss why does Keith Richards look like a spore?. Why do people shave their pubic hair? Don't they realize how many homeless crabs are out there? People eat mints for bad breath, why hasn't anyone come up with an ass mint yet? Wh