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It Hurts
I'm not the type of person to just say I love someone, usually when I say it, I really mean it. I've been with my fiance for almost 3 years now. We live together and we've grown up together. It's been hard this past year because we really had to grow up fast. He's still in high school getting ready to graduate, and well, I'm going to college next year...I've already graduated. Sometimes it's hard to remember what it feels like when we didn't fight so much. I know we've both been stressed out...I love him, I do...... with all my heart...i guess I'm posting this for a breather..cuz on here unlike myspace... i can say things without people reading it..and freaking out. xoxoxo lil v
Longing For Your Touch
Each Night I lay awake Longing for your Touch Wishing to feel your skin next to mine I Long to Hold you in my arms Away from all the Harm Safe and Warm next to me in the night I Long to feel you soft skin As you curl up next to me In the Warmth of our Embrace I Long for you to Caress my slim arms Wishing that Our Passion will not flee But Forever grow and Lighten our Days I Long for your soft butterfly Kisses To be placed upon my Rose Petal Lips In the Darkest Hour of the Cold Nights I Long to feel Our Skin Touching Each Others Without the barrier of clothing I Long to run my fingers threw your silken hair As you explore my nude form with your eyes and hands Wishing to have your soft lips Caress my Silken skin I Long for this Each and Every Night As I lay here in my Bed alone and cold Knowing that only your Touch and Warmth with cure me of this plague Sleepily I pray and dream For this to come to be For one single night at least I Wish an
Me
Gemini MAY 21-JUNE 20 If there is tension in your personal relationships, do something about it. You have the ability to change things at any time. Circumstances may not allow you to totally change some situations, but showing others that your feelings and suggestions are just as important as theirs will build respect. Life is forever in flux, and you must evolve.
Time To Reflect
100 Things Or Something.lol
1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT. barely visible "y" shaped scar on my right cheeck from a fight with another boy when I was a kid. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures of me and my daughter, and Bro and parents. 3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? Not big on Cellphones that do everything but wash dishes...simple slider that does wut I need it to do (function as a phone!) LoL 4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? everything. I can stand any kind for a maximum of an hour.lol 5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE? The rolling green hills (default) 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? hmmmm.... to meet that which I've been searching for.... 8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN? 6:23PM 10. WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? SHe was psycho. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? not usually. 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? the one who was supposed to make me smile. 13.WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE
Is It Love
MY HEART FEELS HEAVY..... MY HANDS ARE SWEATY.... MY BODY IS NUMB..... WHEN I'M WITH YOU NOTHING MATTERS... YOU TAKE AWAY MY WORRIES.... YOU TAKE AWAY MY PAIN..... YOU MAKE ME FEEL FREE.... WHEN IM WITH YOU YOU MAKE ME FEEL SAFE.... YOU MAKE ME WARM.... YOU MAKE ME SMILE... YOU MAKE ME FEEL LOVED..... YOUR TOUCH IS LIKE AN ANGEL..... YOUR KISS IS LIKE HEAVEN... SO TRUE AND PURE.... IS THIS MEANT TO BE IS THIS FOR REAL..... TIME STANDS STILL WHEN IM WITH YOU.... NOTHING MATTERS JUST ME AND YOU.... NO SOULS IN SIGHT JUST THE LOVE WE FEEL THIS NIGHT...... YOU TAKE ME AWAY TO A SPECIAL PLACE..... IS THIS MEANT BE IS IT FOR REAL..... MY HEART IS ACHEING FOR YOU WAITING FOR YOU TO TAKE IT AWAY TO THAT SPECIAL PLACE..... WHERE EVER YOU ARE COME RESCUE ME..... TAKE ME AWAY AND SHOW MY HEART WHAT I FEEL IS TRULY FOR REAL........ I SIT HERE THINKING OF YOU AND THE MEMORIES WE'VE SHARD TOGETHER.... SUDDENLY I START TO CRY AS I
Friends
I have way too many frineds on here, so I will be cutting them down, email me if you still want to talk!?...
Giveaway
Ok yall i know i have been kinda not here for a while but i am tryin to win a giveaway hosted by my friend if you have shown me love i will try to return it as soon as i am done rating and commenting all 1455 pics its takin forever but its worth it ill get a 30 day blast for my efforts i sure hope i win i have put 4 good days in and the last couple days have been nothin but nsfw no points:-( i think i have less than 500 pic left to rate and comment all nsfw yayyyy....kisses to all Stoner Butterfly
Naghty Girl
Hi, Nicoli here.....I am a young girl with a soft heart.....I need sum one to tell me...I am needed... I wont a bad boy...or girl to have my heart...if you think it's you...do tell me...where, when, and how!!!........lol....:)...

is it just me or is there more people out there who get tired of other people beggin for vip's blast and fubucks if there is let me no who wants to do some foot pics for me let me know female only i was thinkin about havein a contest next month for the sexiest female feet and the winner gets a blast how many women would like to join in
Safe/sane And Consensual
Safe "Safe" means that we take care of each other as best we can, that no matter how we want our scenes, however gentle or rough, we do them in ways that do not injure our partners. "Safe" means that we take the dangers of sexually transmitted diseases seriously and use our best efforts to minimize those dangers. What can you do? Educate yourself. Learn as much as you can so that you can do safe scenes. That means read books, take classes, and ask others about specific techniques that interest you. Want to learn to use a cane? Ask an expert. Want to swing a flogger? Practice first on a pillow. Whether you're driving a car or tying somebody up, safety should always come first. It's especially important to not let your desire rule your good sense, so think about the specifics of your scenes outside of the scene. "Don't think with your groin." Sane Power exchange is about trust -- trust that the person who has the power in a scene will use it responsibly. If you are the Top
Random
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked AGAIN because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute.Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, got shit from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for while. We went through the great stage with no fight
Oliver Is Here...
then go to my website! www.oliverdouglasonline.com ! email me and let me know what you think Ok, so don't laugh right away, but I saw the Brave One last night. You know, that movie with Jodie Foster? Well apparently, you don't know. Apparently no one knows. Below is a picture to refresh you. It actually was an OK way to spend 2 hours (yes, 2 hours). Anyways, I started to wonder how people don't realize that Jodie Foster is a complete DYKE. I mean, not even the slightest bit of lipstick is on this lesbian. She now sports the haircut that all boyish dykes and also every gay, male hairdresser has. My ex had it. He is a hairdresser. Melissa Etheridge had it and Ellen still rocks it. Umm, I'm pretty sure Anne Heche had it. And that weird gay guy with the bloated chipmunk cheeks on Entertainment Tonight, Cojo. This is Cojo. This photo is not photoshopped. His cheeks are actually this bulbous. This isn't really the hair I'm talking about, but at one point, he had that haircut tha
New Lounge
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Moving
I keep moving along One day it’s you The next it’s someone new I know I need to stop and plant myself Grow some roots but I can’t deny this restlessness That takes a hold of me I keep searching for the way it used to be When I was in love with you and we were so free You set me on fire with every kiss Your eyes seared me with each breath And your face and touch is the one I miss But what a mess we made And we both went our own way So I keep moving along Waiting for someone to make me feel the way I did with you Someone who will be nothing like you But that is just the way it is But what a mess we made The hurt and pain that cut us deep The words we should have hid away Accusations and resentments Piled up so deep We had to swim our way out Or we would have drowned So who can blame you and me So I keep moving along Wanting someone to make me feel the way I did with you Someone who will be nothing like you But that is the way it is I pr
Shay's Blog - U Think U Know, But U Have No Idea
so here it is, my big secret... everynite, i go for a ride, i light my ciggaette, i play some music, i drive. i drive as if i dont know where im going. but i know exactly where my destination is. i drive past his street. i slow down and look down it. but i dont put on my signal, i never turn down it. i just breathe in and say "hi baby, i miss you". then i turn around. some nites i go past it 3 times. it's the closest i can get to him without seeing him. without letting him know im there and i miss him and i need him, even tho i know he already knows that. is that crazy? is that stalkerish? i like to think its not. i like to think that he knows im doing it. and maybe some nite he'll sense that im there, and he'll be there waiting for me, and he'll tell me to get out of the car and he'll hold me, kiss me, and tell me he misses me too, that he needs me too... after my ride, i go to our secret spot, a place no one knows about. i sit there and i smoke, and i cry, and i wish that m
What Tree Did You Fall From?
Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree you fell from, but do not forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like ... Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree Mar 21 (only) Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig Tree Jun 24 (only) Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 Apple Tree Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir Tree Jul 15 to Jul 25 Elm Tree Jul 26 to Aug 04 Cypr
So Tired Of It All
That night, Erick ended up not going to work. Things worked out. He stayed home and we watched some movies, cuddled, and had some fun. I am no longer depressed over that. We talked about it and I told him that his nights off that I get a babysitter, he needs to stay home because I have plans for us. He is fine with that. However I am not depressed over something else. As anyone who has seen my profile can tell, my birthday is coming up soon. I was looking forward to it. Erick showed me a $3000 engagement ring in a magazine and told me that is what I am getting for my birthday. He told me last night that I am not getting it. I have been really depressed because I am worried that if I am pregnant, I will have another miscarriage. We were talking last night and I asked him to be totally honest with me. I asked him if he was getting that ring for me and he said honestly, no. I cried myself to sleep. He said he wanted to know if I liked it and I told him that there are better ways to ask so
My Family
My family is people who have rated me they will be the people I rate first Thanks James
My Life Is A Total Mess!
hey everyone its me again beggin for you to please bomb my pic for the vip contest. . i will return all love . . so please please help me. ..and send me a message and let me know if you want gives or comments or if you need me to bomb you as well. Hey Y'all, I am entered in a contest to win a free blast....please...bomb my pic with rates and comments . . .please please please!!!! i love you all bunches!!! thanks Stacy http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=975528&albumid=637159&i=2858564432 HEY EVERYONE I JUST WANTED TO THANK EVERYONE FOR ALL THE DRINKS, CAKES, CARDS, COMMENTS FOR MY BIRHDAY . . .I TRIED TO THANK EVERYONE PERSONALLY BUT I HAD SO MANY...BUT I DO APPRECIATE IT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART . . .IT MADE MY BIRTHDAY THAT MUCH MORE SPECIAL!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL. . . .MY FRIENDS ROCK!
Halloween Party
My husband (J) and I went to an awesome Halloween party last weekend. We’d decided last month we wanted to go, when we met a couple (T and P) at the August party we wanted to see again, and, I wanted to go to a costume party. :) I found my costume a few weeks ago. I was the “Stitch Witch”. J was a biker. (YUMMY)… We weren’t sure if our friends M and K were going to go, but as long as T and P were going, we were there! After a long drive, and a shower, we were ready to go. M and K were there already… they’d gone straight to the party. M took a picture of me from under the table! The hosts post pictures of the parties on their site, and there they are. LOL T and P finally showed up. T got J to dance, even. :D Well, much flirting ensued. M was drinking a LOT. They had “underwear roses” on the tables, and M said if I found him one in black, he’d wear it. A challenge? I accept… I had one for him in about 15 seconds. :) Five minutes later, M comes to the table… his jea
Be Still (song Lyrics)
Be Still (song Lyrics)
Ok my friends...it has come time for me to take my yearly vacation to Walt Disney World. I'll be gone for a week but I just might pop on from time to time just to check mail and stuff. I will miss you all while I am away. Don't forget about good ol' Stitch! I can tell, I can tell how much you hate this And deep down inside, you know it's killing me I can call, wish you well and try to change this But nothing I can say would change anything Where were my senses, I left them all behind Why did I turn away Away I wish I could save you I wish I could say to you I'm not going nowhere I wish I could say to you It's gonna be alright I didn't mean, didn't mean to leave you stranded Went away 'cause I didn't want to face the truth Reaching out, reach for me empty-handed You don't know if I care You're trying to find the proof There were times I'd wonder Could I have eased your pain Why did I turn away Away I wish I could save you I wish I could say to you I'm no
Tubing..as In ..innertube..duh!;)
The §even And 1... M, 22 Saint Louis, MO The Tube Jump Challenge created @ 2007-10-25 08:35:33 -- expires in: 14 hr [EVERYONE] I claim to be the "Tube King". I don't mind stepping down, as long as it is to a worthy Opponent and a master of the Tube themselves. I have been challenged to a "Tube Off", and my thought is "Who's gonna take this all the way?" Who do you think is the tube master tn=1" border=0> 82 votes 262 views 16 comments Myself, The Seven ** OR ** Her, JohnJacob...
Thoughts
what is it with people on messenger? If you leave your status as availible and heaven forbid you leave the glue spot that your ass sticks to for awhile, they automatically assume that for some fucked up reason your "ignoring" them and get all pissy about it. People, wake the fuck up and grow some common sense! What is on the other end of that screen is a HUMAN BEING, who has an actual life outside of talking to your ass, or in some cases putting up with you. And what about those ones who if you dont answer in a short amount of time, they repeatedly hit the BUZZ button...........That is the worst thing to do to someone who suffers from migranes! I cant stand when people do that. Its like they think you have to drop everything your doing right now to answer them.......and its usually stupid shit too. Then you get those ones that if someone they know writes a blog(which is usually just thoughts or bullshit words anyways)that points to everyone in general they automatically assume that
Indiana
I'm getting married in Fort Wayne Indiana on June 1st, 2008. I will only have internet for a little while longer because I am moving there soon.
Music
Ive never been closer Ive tried to understand That certain feeling Carved by anothers hand But its too late to hesitate We cant keep on living like this Leave no track Dont look back All I desire Temptation Keep climbing higher and higher Temptation Adorable creatures Temptation With unacceptable features Temptation Trouble is coming Temptation Its just the high cost of loving Temptation You can take it or leave it Temptation But youd better believe it Youve got to make me an offer That cannot be ignored So lets head for home now Everything I have is yours Step by step and day by day Every second counts I cant break away Leave no trace Hide your face All I desire Temptation Keep climbing higher and higher Temptation You can take it or leave it Temptation But youd better believe it Step by step and day by day Every second counts I cant break away Keep us from temptation Keep us from temptation Keep us from temptation Lead us not into
Changes
Back From Hospital
I am back home fro a few and would like to thank you for all the love , i am very sick and am making it day to day, please keep me in your prayers and blessings, ill will be on when i can get on, been very rough , and had surgery, which was quiet pain full and took allot of my energy away, i missed everyone and hope all my friends support me , thank you all.......Billy Tucker aka Just Shizzle
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The Winter Horseman
across the cold hills the horseman rides, seeking out his hallowed prey. the moonglow turns the icicles silver, softening their jugular bite. when the cruel dawns dispels the night, the hunter claims his hollowed prey. why were the few unfortunatly numbered flowers cut? noone knows and noone will, till the horseman rides again.
Bios- These Have Been Ripped From Assorted Sites, Please Excuse Any Inaccurate Info
Miyavi, born September 14, 1981 in Nishikujo, Konohana-ku, Osaka City, Japan, work=Miyavi reveals his family history is a Japanese solo rock artist and former guitarist (under the name ?) for the visual kei indies band Dué le quartz, which disbanded in 2002 . In the same year, Miyabi announced that he was going solo, changed his name to Miyavi, and released his debut album Gagaku He soon signed a contract with PS Company along with other artists such as Alice Nine, Kagrra,, Gazette, and Kra. In October 2004, Miyavi released his first major single ??????-??????????- (under Universal Records Japan) and began to credit himself in the songwriting credits in his liner notes as "Myv". His first major album, Miyavizm, was released in June 2005. Biography Early life Miyavi was born in Nishikujo, Konohana-ku, Osaka City, Japan. His mother is Japanese and his father is a second generation Zainichi Korean work=Miyavi speaking at a conference work=Miyavi clarifies rumors whose par
Poems I Love... There All Sweet And Loving
For you I would climb The highest mountain peak Swim the deepest ocean Your love I do seek. For you I would cross The rivers most wide Walk the hottest desert sand To have you by my side. For you are the one Who makes me whole You've captured my heart And touched my soul. For you are the one That stepped out of my dreams Gave me new hope Showed me what love means. For you alone Are my reason to live For the compassion you show And the care that you give. You came into my life And made me complete Each time I see you My heart skips a beat. For you define beauty In both body and mind Your soft, gentle face More beauty I'll ne'er find. For you are the one God sent from above The angel I needed For whom I do love. - Chris Messick - To love is to share life together to build special plans just for two to work side by side and then smile with pride as one by one, dreams all come true. To love is to help and encourage with smiles and si
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Book Tour Schedule
When an out-of-work actor with a penchant for ultra-violent sex teams up with an amateur pornographer, the result is a lucrative business filled with unimaginable horrors. Only when things take an incestuous turn, does Jack Sanders learn the dangers of the snuff film business. The mutilated bodies turning up across California are nothing compared to the revenge-driven imagination of a victim’s father. Bodily fluids splatter the pages of “Snuff” as glimpses of Jack’s abusive childhood and shattered dreams build up to an unforgettable climax. Brace yourself for an unapologetic experiment in brutality Written by Eric Enck and Adam Huber. Will be released on May 10th 2008. It will be available at Borders Bookstores, Barnes and Noble, amazon.com, the horrormall, hot topic, Walmart.com and Target.com This is a brutal and deeply evil novel. AUTUMN BOOK TOUR Dover Delaware Walden Books October 27th and 28th 1-4pm Signing TELL ME YOUR NAME, THE RECKONING and GH
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There was soemthing I searched for through 46 states. And 3 different countries to add to the stakes. It all seemed so hopeless so much time was a waste. I prayed everynight to God for a taste. I just wanted love, such a simple request. The answer was always "no simply not yet" So I kept up the search for someone like me. I looked and i roamed wondered where she could be. Did she exist or was it all just a dream. I thought "what a fool" as I kicked and I screamed. There is no one there, at least not for me. Hope there was none or none I could see. I gave up what I longed for and let everything be. A life with another was just not for me. Then she came out of nowhere like a wave from the sea. And crashed on my heart like I couldn't believe. But easy it's not for a fight lies ahead. But thats nothing to me i'v fought and i'v bled. Though the battlefields different then ever before. Different then drudging through mud and through gore. For here only lov
My Immortal
Last Dragon
Last Dragon Beaten torn and tattered, Thrown against the wall. Everyone is waiting, For my last and final fall. A lone candle struggles, As its light flickers out. My hope is soon squandered, By the darkness that’s about. Eyes were never friendly, Always hate filled, always cruel. But now it seems they’re laughing, Like my sadness is their fuel. Is this hatred neverending? Will I ever be free? Or am I to live in hopelessness, Having nothing to believe. Though I cannot give up easily, I will not cry in here. I refuse to breakdown in this place, They will never see a tear. Though years of pain and punishment, For being what I am. Has brought me to dread each day, And dream about my damn. For if I could change, What I am I would because. I am the last of my species, None is left for me to love. Im the last and the only, We soon shall be extinct. For the reign of dragons has ended, Just as the setting sun doth sink.
Wiit 88.9fm
I WILL BE SHOUTING OUT ALL MY FRIENDS ON THE AIR LIVE, SO TUNE IN TO HEAR ME SHOUT YOU ALL OUT! YOU CAN YIM ME AT JLA1106 OR STREETBEAT_MIXSHOW AND LET ME KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING!
Myspace
hey if you like or have myspace you can add me on your friends if you want to. holla back http://www.myspace.com/krazymakavelij your friend krazy-j-bird
Somewhere In The Night
Somewhere in the night a child cries, A woman weeps and someone dies. Somewhere in the night, humanity hides. Somewhere in the night , a soul screams, As people fade and die, lost in dreams. Somewhere in the night, reality lives. Somewhere in the night loneliness dwells, As people die, no sounding bells. Somewhere in the night, she dies alone. Somewhere in the night ... Where is the light?
Hurt
Baby Issues
ok heres the thing. I have a son who i adore more then life its self, but his "father"and i use that word lightly is saying that the baby isnt his but he did agree to take a dna test to find out if my son is his (which i know he is) but every time i try to get ahold of the guy he avoids me and wont return my messages. I am so lost at what to do because i dont want my son growing up not knowing who his "father" is i went through that and know how it feels but all the same i dont want my son knowing that his "father" ver denied him so what should i do? get the dna test done of course but should i tell my son when hes old enough to understand or not tell him at all? its so stressful and confusing that there are times i just want to break down and give up but then i think about my son and know that i cant just give up i have to keep going at least for him............
Ha Ha
They were together in the House.Just the two of them.It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly.and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...andwished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm. She wanted that...more than anything.Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... She screamed...He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.The storm raged on...as did their growing passion Andthere came a moment when each knew that they had to be together.They knew it was wrong...Their families would never understand... So consumed werethey in their passion that they heard no openingof doors...just the faint click of a camera...........
Inside Stories
INSIDE STORIES BY:Karen Sue i remember...when we first met, how you looked at me, i won’t forget all my sorrows were wiped away by every word you say your kisses took away my breath little did i know,that i should have kept and i just can not do this , your anger is just to much... your filled with hate, all you do is hurt, in you.. there is no love you’re a soulless person, with a heart thats broke and cold, i got in there’s no way out, my soul will soon be sold i’ m trapped inside your head. there’s no use , should i give up? i can barely breathe... have i been left for dead? i remember... when we first met, how you looked at me ,i wont forget all my sorrows we’re wiped away by every little word you’d say all your kisses took away my breath little did i know ,that i should have kept you’re a killer, a killer in love the one and only thing i wouldn’t give up but you’re also a thief cause you stole my heart and killed it.....
Searchin For A Fu Wifey
Hello ladies Im Lookin for a FU Wifey so lonley on here,tired of just bein sad and lost. If you think im worth it to be your fu hubby Comment this and let me know why or hit me up on Shoutbox. XOXOXOXO Marius Vampiric_Phantom
Funny's
LIZARD BIRTHING If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious dad, can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. " But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduc
Tracking Joanna Ammons Predictions
I have been a client of Joanna Ammons for seven years. I came on here because I was doing a search online and some weirdo from Greece wrote a false letter on here about her. I decided to set up this blog to track the accuracy of the predictions she made for me. I know she has other people doing that, I just wanted to do something for her because she has done so much for me. I will tell my story in another blog. But for now. My gynecologist told me last year that I would not be able to have any more children because I was a was starting menopause. In February 2007, I checked in with Joanna and in my reading she told me that I would be getting pregnant this year. Well, my period completely stopped. I thought I was in full menopause. Upon going to the doctor today, I learned I was 7 weeks pregnant ! I have an ultrasound of my beautiful baby! I am so excited I just had to shout out ! I AM PREGNANT!!! I cannot wait for my husband to come home.
Sexiest Witch Contest Rules
Welcome to the Sexiest Witch contest! Very simple rules: No Hating No Cheating No Downrating NO Drama Self bombing VERY highly encouraged Contest opens at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on the 26th, ends at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on Halloween. Whoever has the most comments by then wins the big kahuna! Good luck and HAVE FUN! Prizes, prizes PRIZZIZES: 1st Place: A custom made morph. Just for you!!!! 2nd place: A ticker message to slap up all over Fubar! 3rd place: A big Pimpin gift of my choice (no, I can't afford to get you a million dollar mansion....lol)
Are U A Fa N Yet?
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'64 Impala
i need a sugar mama so she can buy me a '64 impala from the gift shop, if anyone is lookin to spoil a hot guy let me know, once ur my sugar mama i become ur sex slave that's a fair trade
Life Part 6
I have worked so much today. I feel like I am ahead of the game. I am almost completely done with the 3rd quarter job costing. I did sales tax yesterday and didn't send it in to my Dad to sign today which wouldn't have mattered since he didn't go to work today and is in Seattle at the moment and is not coming back until Monday night to turn around and go to Palm Springs on Wednesday for a week! I think he has retired but just forgot to tell me, Peter and Jennifer! lol So I call him to ask him if he just wants me to sign his name to the Sales tax form and he said yes. I hate forging but it was a must. So I practice my Dad's signature and it looks pretty good. Then I go to sign the Tax form and it looked so bad! It does not look like his signature at all. Oops. He can just tell them he was drunk at the time of signing it if it is questioned! hahaha Speaking of lies!!! I found out something today about some guy that used to be my friend on Fubar. When I deleted my
He Gave Me All 1's
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F.y.i.
Judgment Do you see me? Can you hear me cry? What did you see when you looked in my eyes? I see you—walking away Wondering why some one would want to live this way? I don’t… You know… Want—to—live—this—way Next time ask me— you may be surprised by what I have to say. What she may have to say is that 7 years ago she was 14 years old and newly married. Shortly after her wedding she became pregnant and after seven and a half months—she was finally going to become a mother…… She may say that when she went into labor the baby wouldn’t come. That she was in so much pain; that her mother-in-law and her mid-wife told her to walk so the baby would come out. She may tell you how, no matter how hard or how long she pushed her child refused to be born. She may tell you the relief that she felt when after those three days, she gave birth. Or she may tell you the new pain she felt when she was told that her baby had died. Or—she may tell you that she now—at the age of 21—sti
Wake Up Call Done
My eldest daughter called me last night and we had a long talk and everything is good again...I told her to go and talk to her principle about her non abilities to learn from the teachers that she has and to express her concerns about college and her grades as she wants to go to a very well known college..so I am happy that she called and we talked...now the next problem is the youngest daughter...I will get into that at a later date...lol
Hellllllllllllllllp Please
Hellllllllllllllllp Please
thanx to all who help...
Help Sister Please
Hey all can you come by and rate and comment on my sisters pic in fat sonnys contest please HALLOWEEN PIC CONTEST WILL RUN FROM TUESDAY TILL TUESDAY 5 PM TILL 5 PM EST SHE IS IN FOURTH PLACE NOW PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN THANKS thanks laura
Poetry
Control is but an illusion that can never be understood. When you try as hard as you can to reach towards it , it trickles out of your grasp like grains of sand in a web of time. So my solution is to give up trying to control my control and to join my control and let it control me. I will revel in my inner darkness and rejoice in my inner light and walk the fine line between both worlds, and never belong to either. I will be the shadows that haunt every thought.. I will be master of myself and a slave to my Incubus.. And never again will any mortal force have control over me .. The anger rips through my soul! The darkness is finally released. Now you will taste the depths of my hatred! My vengence will never cease! You have stired the bottomless pit! Now Face what crawls out of it! You will pay the price and feel my wrath! In my world you no longer have a place! My wings of darkness spread to the moon.. I hunt you now and there is no escape! You have never known pain ut
Final Question
I know I have harped over this issue for so long, but since it is running wild on this site.. and it will be my final question about anything that really means anything to anyone.. Hardly anyone cares for REAL meaningful issues here anyways.. It's all about points, leveling or whatever... But... Since I am sick of the pedophiliasm that goes on here.. Someone tell me HOW can a man over 30, 40, and even over 50 ever be friends with someone under 20? 19? and 18? HOW? Besides trying to be in the kid's pants.. why would you want to be friends with someone that young? As I said.. I am dropping all REAL issues here.. Since no one cares anyways. Thank you and say good bye to the serious Cassie.
Insatiable Dreams
http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51177 IT'S NEW LOUNGE,COME HAVE FUN. COME ONE COME ALL TO INSATIABLE DREAMS AND ENJOY THE FUN.
Lyrics
NEVER SEEMED TO MATTER THAT MUCH TO ME CAUSE I WAS ALWAYS TO DAMN BLIND TO SEE CAUGHT UP IN WHAT I WANTED YOU TO BE TURNS OUT THE ONLY PERSON GETTING FOOLED IS ME NOW WE JUST SEEM SO OUTTA PLACE ALL I CAN REMEMBER IS YOUR FACE SOMETIMES I WANNA CRY SOMETIMES I WANNA FLY AWAY FROM EVERYTHING AND BACK INTO YOUR HEART AGAIN BUT I CANT SOMETIMES I WANNA DIE SOMETIMES I WANNA FLY FROM EVERYTHING AND BACK INTO YOUR HEART BUT I CANT AND I WONT YOUR ACTING LIKE ITS GETTING SO HARD TO FEEL CANT TELL WHATS RIGHT FROM WRONG FOREAL WE BOTH BECOME SO DAMN SURREAL OUR RELATIONSHIP'S TOO FAR GONE TO HEAL NOW WE JUST SEEM SO OUTTA PLACE WITH THAT STONE COLD LOOK UPON YOUR FACE SOMETIMES I WANNA CRY SOMETIMES I WANNA FLY AWAY FROM EVERYTHING BACK INTO YOUR HEART AGAIN BUT I CANT SOMETIMES I WANNA DIE SOMETIMES I WANNA FLY AWAY FROM EVERYTHING AND BACK INTO YOUR HEART AGAIN BUT I CANT AND I WONT ALLOW MYSELF TO SUFFER THROUGH T
Angel's Thought's On Whatever
OK THE WAY I SEE THIS, IS I HAVE SET MY NSFW PIC'S TO FAMILY ONLY. THERE WERE ALOT OF COMMENTS ON WHY AM I FAT. WELL YOU SEE MY OTHER PIC'S WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO EVEN SEE THE NSFW. I FEEL IF YOU DONT LIKE THE BIG LADYS THEN DON'T ASK TO BE MY FRIEND OR FAMILY JUST TO PUT ME DOWN. I KNOW I AM NOT A SIZE 5. AND AS YOU CAN SEE I AM NOT. SO KEEP YOUR NASTY/HURTFUL COMMENTS TO YOURSELF. OK THANKS ANGEL. Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a
Help Me Level
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" Strangers Just Ripping And Not Asking "
'inocent_babygur...' just ripped your 'photo' from 'PsychoBitch Dizzy's FU Wife VIP assistant to Death of special forces'! inocent_ba...: no need i didnt ask for ur thnks ->inocent_ba...: i can make you one if you like ->inocent_ba...: ty ->inocent_ba...: ty inocent_ba...: ok iw will but u should be proud ppl like ur work ->inocent_ba...: out of respect to all here you need to ask the person not take it upon your self to rip ->inocent_ba...: and you need to delete it before i fix you inocent_ba...: then in your option block the rips ->inocent_ba...: excuse me i made it you have no right to it ITS CALLED " RESPECT " BEFORE TAKING WHAT IS NOT YOURS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Autumn, The New Room, & The Killer Box!

Pics For Friends
Fun pics for my friends, hope you injoy
Meaningful
Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. "No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make
Dc Comics 2
Lightning In The Night Pt. 4 b by Ann Douglas Even the fact that Mary was shaven bare brought a tinge of regret from the older girl. In theory, Kara could burn off the hairs on her body with a combination of her heat vision and some specially designed reflectors. Yet with all the trouble it took for her to trim the hair on other parts of her body, it never seemed worth the trouble. Maybe on another day, she might have to reconsider that. Now it was Mary's turn to float in the air as Kara lifted her legs up off the bed and spread them to gain access to the magical pearl between. Mary had no objection at all in being lifted this way because like her counterpart, she had long ago learned there was a certain added intensity to an orgasm if you had it while in a gravity reduced state. Unfortunately, in her case, most of those experiences in what she'd heard other flying heroines call Zooming had been solitary ones. Only one of her previous experiences had bee
Scottsdale, Az
o.k. I live and work in scottsdale, AZ. There are a ton of cool places to have fun, but this weekend I ran into a hip spot a little more my style... I was in north Scottsdale, meeting some of my friends for girly drinks (appletini anyone). My friends and I stopped into this little lounge off Frank Lloyd Wright and Hayden called Muze lounge. The attmosphere was kind of hollywood shiek, which I think is what they are going for, and they have clothing for sale with hip catch phrases on them… the service was great, and the staff was very attentive. They also have two big projection screens on the walls with hd.. I think I’ll come back to catch a game sometime… If you haven’t heard of Muze Lounge, you should check it out, you will enjoy the experience. hey guys.... check out this new az job search site i discovered.... it's local, it's free, and it only takes a minute. one of my friends just started working there, so i'm trying to direct college kids or whatever to the site... www.
Floyds Natural World
The deadly black mamba of eastern Africa can cruise at a speed up to 7 miles per hour (11.27 kilometers per hour) in short bursts. That's fast enough to catch up to a human on foot.Black Mamba Profile Black mambas are fast, nervous, lethally venomous, and when threatened, highly aggressive. They have been blamed for numerous human deaths, and African myths exaggerate their capabilities to legendary proportions.For these reasons, the black mamba is widely considered the world’s deadliest snake.Black mambas live in the savannas and rocky hills of southern and eastern Africa.They are Africa’s longest venomous snake, reaching up to 14 feet (4.5 meters) in length, although 8.2 feet (2.5 meters) is more the average. They are also among the fastest snakes in the world, slithering at speeds of up to 12.5 miles per hour (20 kilometers per hour).They get their name not from their skin color, which tends to be olive to gray, but rather from the blue-black color of the inside of their mouth, whic
Lacrymosa
"Lacrymosa" Out on your own, Cold and alone again. Can this be what you really wanted, baby? Blame it on me, Set your guilt free. Nothing can hold you back now. Now that you're gone, I feel like myself again. Grieving the things I can't repair and willing... To let you blame it on me, And set your guilt free. I don't want to hold you back now love. I can't change who I am. Not this time, I won't lie to keep you near me. And in this short life, there's no time to waste on giving up. My love wasn't enough. And you can blame it on me, Just set your guilt free, honey. I don't want to hold you back now love.
You're Special!!!!
Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. "No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make
Sex Game Reposted
IF WE HAD SEX GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE Skuured. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS BE WITH YOU. 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you make me say your name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would give me a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick me all over? 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?14. Would you take ur time? 15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 16. Would u go fast or slow? 17. Where would u wanna "do it"? 18 Would we be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you do it 2day? 21. Would you do it 2morrow? 22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
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Marvel Comics 2
xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 03 by X Writer © “Hey, he’s not for me!” Bobby yelled, annoyed. “He’s Alison Blaire’s boyfriend...” The Brazilian mutant’s voice trailed off as the man continued to walk on, ignoring him. “Fucking puta.” “Let me handle the next one, slugger.” Guido laughed. His large hand reached out and clasped the shoulder of another passing roadie. “Excuse me. Have you seen a blonde poofter looking leather boy with a stupid look on his face?” “Weird. You’re the second person to ask about this guy. Sure, man.” The guy gestured over to the Mutatis’ trailer. “I saw him go around the back of that trailer with some platinum blonde groupie. That was a while ago.” “Thanks, pal.” Guido released the roadie’s shoulder. “Not exactly what I wanted to hear, but you just made my night a whole lot easier. You see two blonde guys, one tall, one scrawny, as well?” “Yeah, man. That’s who was asking about the leather boy.” The roadie laughed. “Thanks a lot.” Guido
Brandon!
I could sit here forever && try to think of the perfect words to describe him but, it would be impossible. All I gotta say is, He is amazing && by far one of the greatest things to ever happen to me. I honestly could not ask for more. & I wouldnt even if I could. Everything I want is all in him. Brandon, Your most def. my world series baby! OXOXOXOXO
Woohooo
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Vixen Wants To Win !!!
Independent Bombers?
Photoshop?
See my primary photo? How it is 5 different pictures and it cycles through them and stops longer for a few seconds on the pic that says Normal People worry me...Someone made that for me. I don't know how to do that or even have a prgram to do it with. I would like another one made. Does anybody on my friends lost know how to do those kinds of pics? I would appreciate if someone could help me. I have different pics to use for it.
Changes
cellar door... i love you oh so much! you are one of my closest friends...you get me.. which is scary... i really don't think a whole lot of people really truly get me...and you do i really hope we stay as close as we are for the rest of our lives..:D love ya you giant freak! If i don't talk to you much in the next few weeks, please don't take it personally... I have some wounds that need tending.... I am really very good at pasting on a smile to make everyone think i am ok...when in reality i feel my world tumbling around me. Heh..i post blogs...and lie...cause i can't take seeing anyone else hurting... I fix things people need fixing...but won't let anyone fix me... I listen when people need to talk...but rarely will i let out even one tenth of what i hold inside... I hold hands when people need it..and let people hold mine when doing so will make them feel better about me... Noone sees all of me...noone I won't permit it...cause when i do let someone see more than the
Morphs
send me 2 pics 1 of u and 1 of something u would like to morph into plz send to fubar mail when done ill post to my profile and you can rip from there thanx
Funny!
A man cooks a deer but doesn't tell the kids what it is.. So he gives a clue.. It's what ur mother calls me! The son yells "Don't eat it.. It's a f*ckin Dick" !!!!
I Copied This So U All Might Know A Little More About The Call Me Feature
This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on “Call Me”. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Complete these quick and easy steps and you are ready to make a call to anyone that has a fu-m
Well Written (lol)
Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Brian called his little boy into the room and asked him to "take this note to your beautiful Mummy." The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, To Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to "take this to your silly daddy." The note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen." The note read: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked her son to
For Jessa
" Keeping Prayers Going For Mom Helen "
BEEN THINKING SO MUCH ABOUT MY KAGE AND MOM HELEN , AND NEEDING PRAYERS TO PLEASE KEPT GOING TY ALL IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME CHERIE & KAGE Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! HAVE A GOOD REST OF DAY AND EVENING
Bombfest Tonight
ok ppl I finally got the link right....lol here it is!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&i=1374987725 Contest starts 9 pm central time and ends at 11. Thanx guys!!! Hey everyone here's the link for the bombfest tonite.....there is also a link in my comment box.....Thanx everyone!!!! is from 9-11 pm central time!! /fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&i=1374987725">http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&i=1374987725" target=_blank>/fubar.com/image.php?u=813171&i=1374987725&tn=1">http://fubar.com/image.php?u=813171&i=1374987725&tn=1" border=0> here's the link again guys /fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&i=1374987725">http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&i=1374987725" target=_blank>/fubar.com/image.php?u=813171&i=1374987725&tn=1">http://fubar.com/image.php?u=813171&i=1374987725&tn=1" border=0>
Life Is Funny
well here i sit waiting to go to work and thinking about someone dear to me, who is far away. ok well actually 2 people. both i have feelings for but in different ways. 1 is an ex the other i am seeing where we will go, but both live far from me. other than family members who would have thought i could care for 2 people at once. the feelings for the ex are fading but still linger maybe because of our history and our kids, the other i met and we had a BLAST. so much so that i never wanted to end when it did, but will hopefully have more soon. oh well now i have to go to work and think about mainly 1 person til i can talk to him again!! you know who you are. sorry all i was just bored and needed to vent, but thanks for checking. When I originally wrote this I was thinking of 2 people. now I am sitting here thinking about only 1 person in this blog. He has my heart and has since 1999,we have not been split up for too long, only about a year, I try to let him go but, somehow we always e
Find Me???
Here are the other places I'm at, for whoever is interested. http://youravon.com/tiffinitaylor http://www.gypsyflower.com http://gypsymisstress.bebo.com http://gypsyworld.ning.com http:''en.netlog.com/gypsyheart I'm not that much of an exhibitionist on these other places; I use most ,like this site for fun and to meet interesting people. So if you want to drop by, do and if not thats fine also. I just like new and interesting people. thank you all for making me happy here at fubar. I plan on posting new pics sometime this weekend on here. have a good weekend.
Written For Me From A Fan! Ty Babe
Bithday
its my birthday, comments please or gifts
Wtf
What in the fuck is going on with this site in the last 18 months. Who the fuck are the bitches that keep going through my albums and marking my safe pictures not safe for work. That is the most retarded fucking power they could've given anyone on this site. If you're one of the ass clowns that keeps marking my shit, by all means, let me know, so I can just block you and you don't have to worry about seeing anything.
Drama Lovers
If A Person is going to talk trash about someone that they don't even know, have never spoken too,Never even tried to speak to ....Only by Judging what they see in a picture ... then shouldn't they be open for communication when that person comes to them RESPECTFULLY and without malice to try to understand why it is they would LABEL them a DECEITFUL BAD PERSON??? How the FUCK do you decide you don't like a person by looking at a picture that is not offensive in any way. Just because "YOU THINK" your a psychic. Even those who claim to have the BEST psychic ability in the world ADMIT that sometimes they are WRONG with their interpretation and at least have the GOOD MANNERS to face that and admit it. I have deleted a portion of the persons name Because I don't want this person harassed in any way so please don't ask the persons name. I have nothing against this person, This person has enough on their plate to deal with at this time and I do not wish to add to their distress. I wish
Whur Is Da Love
hummm ok soo wuhr are all the brothers that love thick withe women hummmm lets see a show of hands come on now .... ok better yet just show some love to my page an dont forget to holla at ur gurl muah much love to all of ya
Poems I Wrote
ITs been two years since you left me.... not because you wanted to but for the reason that wasnt your choice knowing your not here has been hard Its been two years since you left me.... not seeing you is the worst having my nephew there to make it better hes the one that keeps you alive Its been two years since you letf me... missing my best friend wishing you were here to push the swarros away remembering the times we spent together Its been two years since you left me... hopeing i make you happy with my choices knowing your always there makes it easier lookinh up into the sky and wishing to see you once more ITs been two years since you left me... trying not to cry everytime i think of you remembering how you left always thinking of you here and not in heaven its been two years since you left me... missing my big sister wanting you to come back knowing your always looking down at me ITs been two years since you left me..... loving you ill always
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What I Am About And Stand For
Bide the Wiccan Laws ye must In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust. Live an’ let live - Fairly take an’ fairly give. Cast the Circle thrice about To keep all evil spirits out. To bind the spell every time - Let the spell be spake in rhyme. Soft of eye an’ light of touch - Speak little, listen much. Deosil go by the waxing Moon - Sing and dance the Wiccan rune. Widdershins go when the Moon doth wane, An’ the Werewolf howls by the dread Wolfsbane. When the Lady’s Moon is new, Kiss thy hand to Her times two. When the Moon rides at Her peak Then your heart’s desire seek. Heed the Northwind’s mighty gale - Lock the door and drop the sail. When the wind comes from the South, Love will kiss thee on the mouth. When the wind blows from the East, Expect the new and set the feast. When the West wind blows o’er thee, Departed spirits restless be. Nine woods in the Cauldron go - Burn them quick an’ burn them slow. Elder be ye Lady’s
Curious
why is it that most of the women on fubar feel that they have to pose half naked in their pic's to get a stupid rating? some of them even pose in different color bras...LMAO! it's gross ...OK
The Drunk Dial
DRUNK DIALING RULES... 1.Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8.You can also call this same ex a
Holla
Hey..im new to this fubar thing..gimme a holla!!

When I'm Gone
"When I'm Gone" There's another world inside of me That you may never see There're secrets in this life That I can't hide Somewhere in this darkness There's a light that I can't find Maybe it's too far away... Or maybe I'm just blind... Or maybe I'm just blind... [Chorus] So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong Hold me when I'm scared And love me when I'm gone Everything I am And everything in me Wants to be the one You wanted me to be I'll never let you down Even if I could I'd give up everything If only for your good So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong You can hold me when I'm scared You won't always be there So love me when I'm gone Love me when I'm gone... When your education X-Ray Cannot see under my skin I won't tell you a damn thing That I could not tell my friends Roaming through this darkness I'm alive but I'm alone Part of me is fighting this But part of me is gone [Chorus] Or maybe I'm just blind...
My Back
Well had another MRI today. Took two valume to settle the nerve. Which didnt help beat my self up trying to stay in it. So I really dont think that I will be back on today. Going to drop my 11's and call it a day sorry guys!!! my apologizes A$$HOLE (JAY)
Respect
The Tao Of Who?
Take off that Mask. Take off that mask you wear so well, That cast iron fascade that hides your hell. Nothing in this world could dull your pain the way you wish it would. Take off your Mask and show your face that thing of grace and beauty. A mask but masks the lies you tell, those lies that run as deep as a well and all this time for what? To save a face? to save your place? to fall that much less from grace? The truth will set you free but not for free for freedom has its price to bare and its that price we bare thats so unfair, so unjust. But we pay that price and sometimes thrice, because good things come in 3's, or was it bad things? Well things come in 3's and whether you like it or not it never comes how you draw it up in your mind. A choice is left. One that is placed neatly before you. Do you stand or do you sit? Are you a passenger of life or do you ride with it? Do you put on your mask and mascarade through the great parade of life, or do you lift
I'm A 2nd Alarm Hottie Fan!!
Look at all the Hotties in one place, how much better can it get! Check em out, show them some love, rate them, fan them, crush them. The Love will be returned. Get Your Own Graffiti Wall At WishAFriend.com Our Fearless leaders, We Love you guys. *Firechief*/*Chief* 2nd Alarm Hotties/ CEO Demon House !!@ fubar The Great Bluedemon*Ellie's Fu-Hubby*(1st Deputy Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties)@ fubar The 2nd Alarm Hotties: HOTTIEOFSOUTHAVEN 2nd Alarm Hotties Member@ fubar sexypirate13....@ fubar kristinb70 -- 2nd Alarm Hotties Member@ fubar ~Beach Bunny~Lt. 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar Raen~ Asst Chief - 2nd Alarm Hotties~@ fubar RaZnCoX/2
Respect
This really goes out to those in the military, who used to serve our country, been on a military installation, or anywhere where the flag of our great nation is raised and lowered on a daily basis. One question: Have ever ran inside a building, not stopped you vehicle, or just stopped and placed your hand over your heart, taken your hat off, or given a salute when the American flag was risen or lowered?? If you have, than shame on you. You are a disgrace as an American, if you can even call yourself one. Many of our nations finest sons, daughters, husbands, wives, grandchildren, and loved ones have payed the ultimate sacrifice to you, to our families, to our friends, and as well to me, to ensure that that flag is risen and lowered everday in freedom, in love, and in happiness. When you do not pay proper respect, you insult everyone who has died, puts their lives in harms way, and to the families of those who have made those sacrifices. If you are in the military and have
Check It Out
Brain Aches
I have been talking to this girl that I really like... and I want to meet her but somehow we havent and I really dont know if its me or what... If it is me, what is it cause I just dont know... I dont know maybe I'm paranoid, maybe not ... I just know I cant be crushed again...
Skwanker!
Skwanker is a cross between a skank an a wanker!.....LMAO.......Damn,maybe that was a hermaphrodite!....lol....Anyhow,don't go f yourselves if I tell ya to just cause you can!....J/K.....Check ya laterz!
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Rest In Peace
Rest In PeaceRaymond Shane Barnett1977 - 2007 Shane was reported missing and was found dead Thursday afternoon near the Gathering of The Juggalos in Cave-In-Rock Illinois. He died of a heat stroke. Having hollusination went to the hospital they never denied nor confirmed that he was a patient there. They released him knowing he wasn't well. Pisses me off cause he went missing shortly after the hospital. Cops didn't do shit to find him. Only friends and family bothered to search then found him dead.I can not post this enough when still people are unaware of the cruelties of life. Shane died way before his time, denied because of the way he was....who he was....he was a juggalo. People think just because someone has tattoos and piercings they don't deserve the fair treatment, which is bullshit. Shane was true to the very end. Best believe if I could change the world I fucking would. I don't wanna see anymore of my fucking homies going out like this. Losing Shane was enough and too muc
Breast Cancer Awareness
Breast cancer in men This information is about breast cancer in men. It should ideally be read with our general information about breast cancer. Breast cancer in men Cancerous cells can develop in the small amount of breast tissue that men have behind their nipples. Breast cancer occurs much more commonly in women and fewer than 1 in 100 of breast cancers occur in men. In the UK, approximately 250 men are diagnosed with breast cancer each year. Causes of breast cancer in men The cause of breast cancer in men is not completely understood, but some men seem to be at higher than average risk of developing the disease. This rare cancer most often occurs in men over the age of 60. It is more common in men who have: several close members of their family (male or female) who have had breast cancer, or a close relative diagnosed with breast cancer in both breasts, or a relative diagnosed with breast cancer under the age of 40. Having several members of the family with
Fu-bombers Family
I just wanted to let everyone know I wont be on much this week. My laptop is down and am useing a friends computer. I wont have time to bomb any of the contests this week.
My Life
I am 36 never been married, and I live on the road most of my life not known where I am gona get my next meal ect... And I have been in and out of foster care homes till I 16 then went and stayed with my aunt and that is when I found out that I was just a wasted sperm from some trick that my mother had in her younger years.... And alos when I was in the foster homes I was beaten to a bloodly pulp with a leather strip with holes in it and locked up in a small room and feed only bread&water at dinner time... P.S I hope this little infomation about me will give you all more of a understanding about my life style ect... PLEACE GIVE COMMENTS ON THIS!!!!

My Lounge
Come check us out in The Infantry Lounge ~ Everyone is welcome to join our Unit! Just click the above pic!
Needs Of A Man And Woman
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time wit
Check It Out
Nature
I enjoy watching hummingbirds come to the feeders I have hanging on my front porch. And I do get quite alot of them stopping by to enjoy the red nectar. Notice if you will I said "red" nectar... :) Our pu is red.. and being it is so hot , I leave it parked with the windows down during the day. One particular day tho I needed to make a run to the grocery store and hopped into the dodge. As I was buckling myself up and putting in the key to start the pu up; I heard a strange noise in backseat. As I turned my head ever so slowly to the right to see what was in the backseat, thinking that my teenager had put something in back to startle me.. yes he loves to startle me, no wonder I am so gray headed, lol but we are getting off track here. I see out of the corner of my eye, something fluttering against the side window, it was one of the hummingbirds, wanting out, now my side windows on the pickup even tho are open are not big enough for the bird to escape.. As I reach
Becoming A Grandparent
Passed away shortly after his birth. Our son and Daughter in law laid our grandchild to rest the week before Thanksgiving. they named him after my hubby. there will be more children and we will be waiting on them to arrive so we can spoil them rotten then send home to their parents. Am so excited about becoming a grandmom in April.. I have been knitting like crazy. Looking at baby clothes, diaper bags, strollers, and all that for a baby.. I found a cute pair of newborn tennis shoes, thankfully the coloring was neutral so they can be worn by either a girl or boy. :) Saw the ultrasound, but couldn't tell if we will be blessed with a girl or boy. I don't care as long as baby is healthy. I am a Grandma in Training, giggles.
Simple Sex Scenes
Here is a simple sex scene i described to a member that she like so much she save it as one of her blogs tell me what you think.. lay you back on the couch with you legs around my shoulders as i slowly eat you pussy taking my middle and index finger and rubbing your clit while my tongue and thumb run the inside wall of you pussy you legs tighten and you body starts to shack as the orgasmic climax builds deep inside you all of a sudden i slip my tongue into your ass and it trigers you orgasm and you love juices flood my face ,neck and chest i slide up your body and slowy nibble up your neck you can feel the head of hard cock press its way into you hot body the pressure of my cock inside of you trigers another orgasm and you scream and crawl my back i dont know sounds like you like trhe blog and if so her is one just for you.. i guess i would start off by nibbling around you neck and behind your ears letting my fingers stroke the back of you neck. you can
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Confused
what is love? Current mood: confused how do you know if someone really loves you or if they are useing you or are playing games its really hard to know what hurts the most is that you love some one so much but you don't really know if they feel the same about you its easy to tell some one you love them but meaning it is different i don't know Help!!!!! why is it that everytime i think i am going to be happy someone or something always fucks it up and i am tierd of it i am tierd of being happy one min and the next feeling like shit why cant i find a man that will make me happy and be happy with me life sucks it really dose sometimes i wish i wasn't alive to be around for all this bullshit well were do i start life sucks and love is no where to be found why why can't someone love me for who i am not whats between my legs or how much money i have why can't life be so much easier then is is right now
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Friends And The Internet
Okedokee folks, it's time for me to unload here. Not because I intend to share dirty laundry with the whole damn world, but exactly the GD opposite! You see this place is a global public forum. Friggin pygmies in Borneo sittin' in a hut with a satellite dish and bike-driven generators are currently lookin' at your naked asses, listening to your tunes and reading your personal thoughts! Get a damn grip! This place is for meeting new friends, new lovers and entertainment, not a damn sniping tool to leave hit and run bashes or exercise personal vendettas! If you really want to meet and more importantly KEEP your friends then discuss problems in person or at least over a freaking phone for Chrissakes! Only shallow-assed weekend friends post private issues!
A Real Man
I can't take credit for this, I saw it in a bulletin. But I thought it was really interesting..... 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his Woman first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 7.) A REAL MAN loves you just as much first thing in the morning when your hair is sticking out in a million directions, you have no makeup on, and you haven't showered, shaved or brushed your teeth yet as he does when you're dressed to the nines and ready for a night out on the town. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of yo
Its Outrageous, A Buck A Ticket!!!
I wasted 2000 dollars last year in my attempt to win the california lottery. I can say without a doubt it was a big waste of money! This site is open to US and Canadain citizens, its a [url=http://cashbreak.com/refer.asp?m=819928]free lottery site[/url] which gives you 5 chances every day to play and win a Million dollars for Free! There are games you can play and win points for raffles as well!
Erotic Words
lc: lay you bak on the couch with you legs around my shoulders as i slowly eat you pussy taking my middle and index finger and rubbing your clit while my tongue and thumb run the inside wall of you pussy you legs tighten and you body starts to shack as the orgasmic climax builds deep inside you all of a sudden i slip my tongue into your ass and it trigers you orgasm and you love juices flood my face ,neck and chest i slide up your body and slowy nibble up your neck you can feel the head of hard cock press its way into you hot body the pressure of my cock inside of you trigers another orgasm and you scream and crawl my back
Life Part 5
I am sitting here sweating, red faced and very hot. No, it wasn't from sex! I had such a good workout on the treadmill. Walking and running. I always have to cool down before getting in the shower or else I just don't seem to cool down. I know, I know...take a cool shower. But, I can't! I feel so much better today! My neck was really hurting bad yesterday and I mad an appointment to see the doctor again tomorrow and he will sign me up for physical therapy. i am sure that is what I need to help it. So glad you are back home safe love and thank you for sending me the text to let me know you were home. It made me feel loved and special. I need to get in the shower. Badly! I am so sweaty. It is a good thing. I have not been in this good of shape and felt this good in years! Probably 8 years. That is a long ass time! My son did not pass his drivers written exam yesterday and he was quite disappointed. Very upset. He can try again next week. I looked at the
Kinda New At This
I am brand new to fubar.But I have several friends that swear this is the place to be. I gotta say I am liking what I have seen so far. Its all a little confusing at first but I am fure I will get the hang of it. I have already gotten shit faced so thats always a good thing. I am a 27 year old homemaker with 1 beautiful child. I have been married for 7 years now and we have been together for 11 years so theres not a whole lot to tell about myself I am actually quite boring. At least I think I am maybe some of my friends can tell stories. I am just getting old.....lol. Well thats really all I have to say for now except that its FUCKING COLD in Illinois. So Yeah Everyone have some fun....Debby
Song Lyrics
If I fall along the way Pick me up and dust me off And if I get too tired to make it Be my breath so I can walk If I need some other love Give me more than I can stand And when my smile gets old and faded Wait around I'll smile again Shouldn't be so complicated Just hold me and then Just hold me again Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never Get put back together You're breaking me in And this is how we will end With you and me bent If I couldn't sleep could you sleep Could you paint me better off Could you sympathize with my needs I know you think I need a lot I started out clean but I'm jaded Just phoning it in Just breaking the skin Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never Get put back together You're breaking me in And this is how we will end With you and me bent Start bending me It's never enough I feel all your pieces Start bending me Keep bending me until I'm compl
Leaving
I'll be leaving Fubar so if you want to stay in touch and chat awhile leave me a message and we can work it out. 3 days left on my VIP, then I'm out of here. I came to make friends and made some really special ones, but most are just here to LVL, " Help me LVL, FAN ME , RATE ME" bahhh
What Would U Do ?
,,,for me it shows the need for God not Church,,,I ask the members in charge ,,,which side are they on ? Whom as the right to prevent compassion ? What if God built a barricade to keep you out ? Controversy Over Church Putting Up Barricade To Block Cat Feeders Posted in: News for Cats, Dogs & Owners, National Dog, Cat & Pet Info, Cats It’s a battle between cats and St. Jude Catholic Church in Tequesta, Florida. For years, parishioners have been feeding the cats that live behind the church. For many, they thought it was their calling to take care of the 25 cats and leave food for them. But that all recently changed. After getting complaints from a neighboring condo, the church built a 6-foot-high chain-link fence to prevent the cats from reaching the cat feeders. The church also said they wanted to keep the cats off the fenced-in property. Some animal-loving parishioners are frustrated over how the church has handled the situation and that the church has prevented t
No Real Friends I Guess!!
EVERYONE I NEEED LOTS OF HELP HERE I AM IN A CONTEST FOR THE FIRST TIME ON HERE AND I NEVER ASK ANYBODY FOR ANYTHING THIS IS THE ONE TIME I AM ASKING FOR FRIENDS TO HELP ME OUT I AM LIKE IN 6TH PLACE RIGHT NOW TRYING TO AT LEAST MAKE SECOND OR THIRD I WOULD APPRICIATE THE HELP...........I HOPE MY FRIENDS SHOW THERE FUBAR LOVE!!! YOU KNOW I HELP ALOT OF PEOPLE ON HERE AND WHEN I POST A BULLETIN NO ONE EVEN READS THEM A GOOD FRIEND NEEDS HELP BUT I GUESS I HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS THAT HELP ME...WELL THE WAY I SEE IT IS I WILL NO LONGER HELP ANYONE UNLESS THEY ARE FRIENDS THAT I HAVE HELPED BEFORE THAT HAS RETURNED THE LOVE...I POSTED A BULLETIN JUST A LITTLE BIT AGO TO TRYU AND GET SOME OF WHAT I THOUGHT WERE FRIENDS TO HELP ME BUT NO ONE LOOKS AT IT I GUESS IF I WAS SOME HOT SHOT FEMALE THAT WAS IN A BOMBING FAMILY I WOULD GET HELP BUT JUST BECAUSE I AM NOT IN ONE ONE HELPS ANYONE WELL TO HELL WITH IT THIS IS A GREAT FRIEND SO I GUESS I WILL HELP HER ON MY OWN SINCE I HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS
Michelle
Michelle, Thoughts of you run through my head, like visions of pure desire. You amaze me, astound me, always take me places ever higher. Always reaching, wanting more. To always be there, never bored. Basking in your love, and you in mine. To have you near is so divine. Your touch, your kiss, your luscious essence. I love to drink you all in, just being in your presence. No other do I want, of this you can be sure. You are my life, you are my world. All my love, For now, and forever, Michael
Prospect Of Adventure
Prospect of Adventure Introduction It is aboard a ship on the Indian Ocean that that my tale takes place, but, that you might better understand my tale, let me tell you a bit about myself. My name is Alexander Conrad; I was born on October fifth of in the year of 1765, in Lancaster. I sailed in the king’s navy for years. I have traveled to the Indies and to the orient aboard whalers. I can honestly say that I know the sea, and I respect it. I have sailed on many ships, but of all of them, I truly remember one, the HMS Prospect, the last ship I ever boarded. The captain, an older wealthy gentleman, sailed not for the earnings but for pleasure and was able to pay his crew well. We each were to receive a one hundred and fiftieth portion of the catch, but this king’s ransom, though I was grateful for it, was not what I most cherished receiving from that ship. Our journey was to take us around the cape and into the Indian Ocean then dow
Sitting Here Worried!!
Have you ever bought something on Ebay? Or just online in general? I bought something on ebay last week 7days ago an it has not gotten here yet. An im fuckin frustrated as hell. I mean wtf the seller only lived like 2states over. Im just woundering if they con'd me an just took my money an ran. I mean I have bought things online ALOT over my internet yearsbut nothing that has taken this long. Im gunna wait one more day if it dont get here im gunn report it. There got the frustration out i feel better now.. A LIL BETTER!!
Real Or Not?
NEED HELP - IS A REAL WARM LIVE PERSON WORTH IT, OR IS FANTASY SEX THE BEST WAY TO GO????
Say That Again???
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My Fubar Projects
I wanted to know what people would think would be better... A flip off - Azriel a friend on fubar has girls take a picture of they're "best flip off" and upload it to they're profile pictures so he can rip it to an album. Mine would be guys or girls doesn't matter... OR A Salute - A salute to sweet, sexy lil ol me... lol. I just thought it would be fun to have a salute...free to choose what you want to do and have a paper or something that says something like "showing love to Jenn, Fubar # 198193" with your name and/or fubar name and fubar number. It can be creative, funny, dirty, sexy, scary. You choose.... After thinking about it I thought well I'll just let you choose, instead of picking just one to do. So here it is... Do a "Flip Off" AND OR a "Salute". Yes you can do both! When you've done this upload it to your pictures and let me know so I can rip it. I'll put them in they're own albums.... If you do this thanks alot, it's just something fun to do on he
7 Day Stretch!
Been workin like a dog bakin bread for 7 days straight just to get 3 off an be with my Mels!....Love that woman!....Gonna spend the weekend with her an do a Halloween costume party on Saturday....Gotta say it's been well worth the trouble......lol....Finally a lil R&R!...AHHHH!
Empty Inside
Have u ever felt completely empty inside, ya know like so alone ur slowly losing ur mind, i myself have been there a time or two, its only because i'm missin u, yeah thats what u do to me, after i done u will plainly see, nothing hard just something simple, maybe something just and nimble, even if only it was a smile, would make me complete for awhile, even just the slightest giggle, no not a wiggle, cause i'm the perfect gentleman, well okay i do the best that i can, but now after writing this blog, my feelings r no longer clog, so thankx for readin, for now i'm no longer grievin, so until next time, bye.
Farewell
I'm not a very open person by nature, but for this blog I will do my best. I first want to thank everyone I've met and especially to those whom I became friendly with. Due to some VERY unfortunate things that took place the last day or so, I will be deleting and leaving Fubar by the end of the day. The last few days I became relatively close to someone who I felt a kinship with and who I qucikly began having feeling for. BUT that wasn't enough for SOME people to respect or appreciate, and for that I am sorry. I came here awhile back because I was told it was MUCH different than other places I was a member of, but sadly, it turns out, it is identical to those other place. LOVE, HATE, JEALOUSY, INSTABILITY among other things run rampant here as well. I've left other places for those same reasons, and since I've found, in the last day or so, those issues exist here as well. I've decided, today is my last day here. To that ONE special person, I am sorry for any pain I may have
This Song Made Me Cry!
I was sitting here last night and had the TV turned on the music channel. This song came on and I had to get up to see who the Artist was and the name of the song. It hit really close to home and I honestly sat here with tears streaming down my face listening to this song. I just wanted to share it because it really does fit my life right now. Hope ya'll like it.
Conflict
Moving
So tomorrow morning I leave Texas and go back up to Missouri for a whole day. Sunday afternoon I fly out of there to go to Hawaii. Now this is a pretty big move for me and I am looking forward to it. I am going to be there for 3 years at Schofield Barracks. This is a fresh new start for me as I don't know many people over there. Sounds funny that a 29 year old would be worried about making new friends, fitting in and enjoying life right? Well it is not so uncommon. This is my first duty station with the Army and I am a little nervous about it. Who cares right I am being stationed in heaven. Well we shall see how this goes and I will probably post more about it and new pictures once I get there. Until then live life to the fullest and enjoy every second like it was your last on earth.
From Lifescript
The 6 Rules of CleavageHow Much Is Too Much?By Shanna Thompson, LifeScript Staff WriterThursday, October 25, 2007 There they rest smack in the middle of our chests – breasts. Utilitarian in function, diverse in form, gender-defining and sexually pleasing, there’s really no denying the commanding presence of cleavage. But this versatile asset isn’t all fun and games. Just one missed blouse button and your “girls” can suddenly go from classy to trashy. Learn how and when to give your cleavage its due stage time with our six rules for “best breast etiquette”… When presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton showed a hint of cleavage at an appearance this summer, the issue of proper breast presentation was placed on a national stage. While little was revealed to the naked eye, the mere fact that it was noticed at all begs the question by women: Are people looking at me or my breasts? Given that average breast size has grown from a 34B to a 36C since the 1970s and clothing styles are
Whats Up Bitches?????
and only stayed on for two weeks when it was cherry tap.Didnt know it my profile was still running... SO I one day was reffered to this site by a friend found out i already had a profile with nasty old pics of me soooo i got rid of them cuz i look nothing like i used to in the old pics(there gone now) but anywayyyyyy thats why i have so little love for being on here so long.... sooooo ladies show me love! Yea Ill have my own apartment again the 3rd of July- just in time for the 4th ... cant wait , its gonna feel good to be the king of my own castle again-- just missing one thing -- a queen lol .anyway wish me luck! I know I gotta get new pics..... theyll be up soon.Just be patient.
Poetry For Thought
Oh where do I start? Life's not all its cracked up to be kids...or rather...love isnt. It's intoxicating yes...to be able to pour your entirety into another human being and be dedicated to him/her without a second thought can become a driving force in your life. But what happens when things change? Well...remember that its only in the end that you start thinking about the beginning..if you can avoid an end...*wish* With that being said here's some POETRY FOR THOUGHT... Goodbye is never easy, even when its needed... We delay, we lie, we tell ourselves it will be okay But how can that be true when your life, your love can't stay? What's best isnt always wanted... most of the time its ignored, because our false sense of hope keeps us hanging on Healing...the painful burn that turns into the scar that reminds us of our past... forgotten but never gone. Walls go up and some will fall only to be put up again Until life send us that "one".. and only that one will ge
Why I Got Dumped
SO WHUT IF YOU CAN'T GET ALONG WITH PPL DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT OUTON ME. WELL THATS NOT WHUT HAPPENED. SHE CAME OVER TO MY WORK, ASKED ME TO GET ON MY SPACE,SHE BEGAN GOING THROUGH MY INBOX. IN IT THERE WAS EMAILS FROM MY EX WIFE AND EX GIRLFRIEND. BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK I SAID. AND IT'S NOT. THE EMAILS FROM MY EX WIFE READ ONLY ABOUT WHEN I WAS GOING TO SEE MY KIDS AND WHEN I WAS GOING TO GET THEM NEW CLOTHS, SHIT LIKE THAT. NOTHING LIKE I WANNA SEE U OR LIKE THAT. AND THEN MY EX GIRL, STUPID THINGS SHE WOULD RIGHT LIKE HOW I WAS & SHIT LIKE THAT, I MEAN FOR GOODNESS SAKES SHE HAS A MAN ALREADY. BUT THE MAIN REASON WHY SHE IS LEAVING ME IS BCUZ I LIED TO HER ABOUT TALKING TO MY EX WIFE ! I DIDN'T REALLY LIE CUZ I WASN'T TALKING TO HER, I JUST SIMPLY READ THE MAILS AND FORGOT TO ERASE THEM. SHE IS THE 1 REQUESTING THIS AND THAT. IT WAS ALWAYS THE SAME BULLCRAP OVER AND OVER . AND MY GIRL KNEW THAT ALREADY SO WHY TELL HER SUMTHING SHE ALREADY KNEW RIGHT. SO YEAH NOW S
Problems I Have On Fubar
MUMM'S WHAT THE HELL ARE GOING ON WITH THEM NOW A DAYS I POSTED ONE AND IT GOT REMOVED BECAUSE SOME JERK HAD FUCKED IT UP ROYALY AND ALL I GOT WAS MAIL FROM SHOP SAYING MY ACCOUNT WILL DELETED BECAUSE OTHER FUBAR USERS CANT HAVE A LAUGH AND WANT TO MESS IT UP FOR OTHER MEMBERS OF THIS SITE SO I SUGGEST YOU DONT POST ONE YOURSELF CUZ THEY JUST CAUSE PEOPLE TO MAKE BULLETINS JUST LIKE THIS ONE !!!!!! JUST BE WARNED ABOUT THIS GUYS !!!!!
Being A Little Selfish
I'm being a little selfish here but bear with me. I had a mamogram last week and got a call from my obgyn this morning telling me I have to go and have a spot compression test because my mamogram showed a mass on my right breast. I get this news the day after my 45th birthday HAPPY F....Birthday to me huh. Well I go in for the test on Nov. 5th ...the 4 year anniverary of my Dad's passing of all days. So I am asking you all to keep me in your thoughts and prayers that everything turns out fine. Also keep my mom in ya'll prayers too she is going through some rough times right now the Dr's are trying to determine if it's depression or possibly something nuerological. Please don't let the news of my test get back to my mom she has enough to deal with without having to worry about me right now. If there is something majorly wrong w/ me after all the test I will let her know myself. Love you guys May God Bless each and everyone of you Mama Kay
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Recipes
This is a hot chocolate mix I love to use in the winters with a taste of peppermint schnapps. Type: Beverage Tags: Hot Cocoa Mix, hot chocolate, hot cocoa, hot chocolate milk Serve With: mini marshmellows Prep Time: 10 Cook Time: 10 Yield: Original recipe yield: 8 cups of mix Ingredients: 6 1/2 cups - powdered milk 1 (5 ounce) package - non-instant chocolate pudding mix 1 cup - powdered chocolate drink mix 1/2 cup - powdered non-dairy creamer 1/2 cup - confectioners' sugar 1/2 cup - unsweetened cocoa powder Instructions: In a large bowl, combine powdered milk, chocolate pudding mix, chocolate drink mix powder, creamer, confectioners' sugar, and cocoa. Dissolve 1/3 cup cocoa mix in 1 cup boiling water. I don't use water, I use milk makes it much more rich and creamier. Now, you can also use this Hot Cocoa Mix as a gift. Makes a great addition to a Chrismas gift basket. Everyone I've given it to so far has just loved it! Divide the
Lip Lovers Contest Help Me Out
Hey all, I need your help please. Would you all kindly rate and bomb the hell outta this link beginning Friday October 26th @ 6PM PST until November 5th. This is my first contest and I will gladly bomb and rate for all who do the same for me. Thank you so much for the help guys. Have a great time. Here is the link to the pic that needs the boming and rates: Hot Mama Much LUV & HUGZ HOT MAMA (HOLLY) Well guys thers only 4 days left in the contest and Im trailing far behind.....I really need help here. So please repost my bulletin and then go to the link below and leave as many comments as possible. Thanks again for those of you who help I will return the love!! PLEASE GO TO THIS LINK AND BOMB & RATE If You Like What You See. Lip Lovers CONTEST: Hot Mama Thanks to all who help...Luv Ya! Hey all, I need your help please. Would you all kindly rate and bomb the hell outta this link beginning Friday October 26th @ 6PM PST until November 5th. This is my first c
Help Me In This Contest Please
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Things, That Make You Go Hhhmmmm!!
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. Any question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. No catch. Just between me and you. No one else will ever know. Leave me a private message and I will answer.. What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessl
Heart Attack
An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of being happily married, the man had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that to prolong his life, he would have to stop having sex with his wife. The man and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them both from temptation. One night, after several weeks, he decided that life without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs. on the staircase and said, "I was coming up to die." She laughed and replied, “I was coming downstairs to kill you!”
100%
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over
First Time Ever
It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever.. At milking a cow...
Things You Find Out When You Have Sons
You also find out interesting things when you have sons, like 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already
Price Of Children
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hold. * Butterfly
My Girlfriend
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Not Online Much
To all my friends and family members I am sorry that I haven't been online much. I am now paying the price for being on here too much. I have let my house go and my marriage go because I spent so much time on here. Now it's time for me to get my house cleaned up and work on keeping my marriage together. I love my husband and it's worth it for me to at least try to get my marriage back. I have alot of cleaning to do. Most people do their major cleaning in the Spring; I am doing it this fall and winter so come Spring I won't have too much to do. This is getting to be to much of a CASH site and Fubucks site so a poor person doesn't have a chance. I've also noticed with deep regret that in order to have alot of friends you have to show bare breasts, or nearly bare breasts. I don't have thousands of friend's on my friend's list but I do value the friend's I do have on here. I don't kiss ASS on here either. Maybe that's why I don't have thousand's of friend's on here. Most of the people
Master And Kitten Pt2
*Kitten, you're desires allude me. I am here to make you mine. You are to cower in fear at my presence, yet you thrive on it instead.* *But Master, do you not want me? Am I not good enough for you? Will you not let me pleasure you?* She speaks without permission. He lifts her to her feet, spinning her around and smacks her really hard across her ass. Her voice shrieks out in pain...yet she loves it. She is taming the beast yet she dare not try to control him. Instead, she submits to his will and lies at his feet. Her body given over to him. He's met his match...and she has not yet to challenge him. But he knows, she's to stand beside him, not behind. She is his maiden...his partner...his love. Her bedroom beckons them both...........
Welcome Home Master....
Have you been good today? You know Master likes a submissive Kitten to play with. You should prepare yourself for his arrival.....he'll be here anytime now. Are you wearing his favorite lingerie under that robe? You know he so does like hose and a garder......and make sure your thong is crotchless. You'll feel his anger for sure if you aren't ready....shhhh, he's here. *Hello Kitten.....I've longed for you all day. Am I your preoccupation as well?* *Yes Master...you are.* *Mmmmm..that's good.* *Shall I take your clothes, Master?* *I'd love for you to draw me a bath, Kitten.* *Right away, Master.* The room is full of steam as I enter....you are beside the claw foot tub naked, waiting to wash my body. I slip from my robe and you let out a slight sigh when you see my cock...hanging there half erect. The water is warm on my sore muscles. You begin to pour water over my head...running down my face and chest. Methodically you begin to scrub my body....starting at my fe
My Heart In You....
My heart it beats Deep inside you. That tingle you feel My breath upon you. Whispers sound like rain Echoing in your mind. Your hair, it's blown In the day's sunshine. What makes me love you Is what you give me. What makes you love me Is what's inside me. Hold back no longer What's burning inside. Hold you forever I did decide.
Time To Leave Fubar
Master And Kitten Pt1
He floats in through your open window. You hadn't noticed it was open as you headed for the shower. He's tall and lanky...yet muscular. He sails across the room and catches your scent on the air. He was right... you are home tonight. His feet make no sound as he steps closer to your bathroom door. It's slightly ajar......*did you know I was coming tonight?*....are you waiting for him as he slides inside the steam filled room? *What's that feeling in my chest?....why am I nervous?....they always tremble at my presence.* His heart races as he steps closer to the tub...he's never felt this way before....not on a hunt. He wants your flesh....needs your life's juice...yet he is the one shaking........... He stumbles back in hesitation. Out of the room her slips, running square into the door on his way. Spinning around he slumps over the back of her sofa. All energy he had has drained from him. Lifting his head he sees her.....stretching one long sultry leg and t
Somethings About Me
Some Things About Me WHEN I ACT SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE ME WHEN I PUT MY FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS ME WHEN I KICK & PUNCH - HOLD ME TIGHT WHEN I AM SILENT - I'M THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN I IGNORE YOU - I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION!! WHEN I PULL AWAY - GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST - TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL! WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU - TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS WHEN I'M SCARED -HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE I'M WITH YOU WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHING'S THE MATTER - KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS - PLAY WITH MY FINGERS
Baby's Awww Look
Thank You
Religious
I LOVE THIS MAN No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE. No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK. And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE scroll down / If you love this man please forward to 10 people. He did something for you, now do something for him. Spread his word, and you\'ll be rewarded. How will you be rewarded? Matthew 10:32 \'Whoever acknowledges Me before men, I will acknowledge him before My Father in heaven. But whoever disowns Me before men, I will disown him before My Father in heaven A Newborn's Talk with God (Thanks Charolette) Body: A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" God said, "Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you." The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy." God said
Help Lil Man Win His First Contest, Please!!!
PLEASE COME AND BOMB THIS PICTURE DURIN HH IF YOU ARE A REAL FRIEND TO ME, THANX...ANYONE WHO HELPS WILL GET A GIFT FROM ME, THANK YOU IN ADVANCE! (HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!)
Going On A Trip
Well i am going to il and Al for a faw weeks so if i'm not here just leave me a massage or shout and i well check it as soon as i can If you have me on ur yahoo i well have it on my cell so i can still talk but i jusy cant get on fubar from my phone but i well try to when i get to my family house. I want to lat everone know so no one thing i just got up and left.
One Of Those Days!!!
Yesterday started out as a good day. I woke up early, got me a shower, went and got breakfast and came on in to work. I thought it was gonna be a good day throughout. Yes it was raining yesterday but it had been raining since last week. Wasn't a big deal. Anywho, got into work and everything went great. OK SO MY WORK DAY WAS GOOD. But then after work I had to go to the grocery store and pick up a "few" groceries. We all know how that goes. You start going down the aisles and see that you need at least one of these or a couple of those and some more of this and some more of that until eventually your buggy is overflowing and you can feel your bank account just draining b/c you bought more than you intended but don't want to put any back b/c you know it will eventually get used. So after I bought the grpcery store out, i decided it was way past time to head to the house. Got home and Lloyd was just unlocking the door as I was pulling into the driveway. Knowing I had a full tr
Im So Wantin To Leave
IM SO TRIED OF STRUGGLING , I WORKED SO HARD FOR WHAT I DO HAVE . AND THEN A JOB DIDN'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I WAS NOT ONE OF THEIR CLICKS OR I DIDN'T HAVE A HOME BASE . WHICH MEANS YOUR FUCKED , BECAUSE THEIR NOT GOING TO STICK UP FOR YOU , YOUR NOT ONE OF THEM ,YOU KNOW YOU RAISE YOUR CHILDREN , I'M NOT GOING THEIR , THEN YOU HELP WHOM YOU THOUGHT NEEDED HELP AND THEY FUCK YOU REALLY GOOD . IM NOT IN THE MOOD TODAY FOR WHINEY ASS'S ABOUT CONTESTS SO DON'T EVEN START . BREW IS BITCHIN AND GUESS WHAT EVER . HAVE A GOOD DAY BREW.
Bouncer/trainee/expert Stuff!
True Love
Your love is so unconditional it carries me away. To a place where I always want to stay. Your smiles make me happy to be so near to YOU! YOU turn me into something so happy and so new. Every moment I'm with YOU is a treasure. And knowing YOU love me brings me great pleasure. When ever YOU are near my smiles go from ear to ear. But when I must leave YOU it always brings a tear. To see YOU go breaks my heart. But I truly know we will never part!!!! Subject: OBAMA'S CHURCH Obama mentioned his church during his appearance with Oprah. It's the Trinity Church of Christ. I found this interesting. Obama's church: Please read and go to this church's website and read what is written there. It is very alarming. Barack Obama is a member of this church and is running for President of the U.S. If you look at the first page of their website, you will learn that
B-day
Thankyou all for the gifts and well wishes. Sorry I didnt respond sooner, but been away from home for a couple of weeks. Again, thankyou to you all. Billy
Packing & Moving
so, the mortgage company is about to screw me. they arent going to be able to make my closing date, which will certainly mess up my moving date... and that was the -only- weekend i have free until january... this may mean i cant buy the house at all. grrrrrr. woohoo! moving moving moving. i got the house... waiting for the underwriting to go through... which i was assured wouldnt be a problem. so... i'm packing. 38 boxes packed (2 wardrobe, 1 medium, and 35 small boxes). made a sizable dent i think. :) still a lot of work to do. kitchen, closets, bathroom, computer desks, and random crap (you know the stuff you always wind up packing b/c you didnt have anyplace it belonged). the crew / army will be coming down to help w/ the move. mostly w/ the whole thing, but some people can only make it to one side of the move. it should be even more interesting since both of my parents will be coming down as well. ... and before you ask... the party will probably be in february or march.
My Blog
Invitation To Ultimaxum The Club
Hello People. Well dear friends once again inviting ya all to the Club. I on and off but you can enter and meet up with friends. I'm in Iraq at the moment and would love to see more of you in the Club because this is a way of supporting our troops. They all at one time another are in. Not much time. SO PLEASE ENTER AND SHOW SOME LOVE AND SUPPORT not only for me but all that are serving. Love to have you all come by and have a good time in family. So come on and enter the ULYIMAXUM THE CLUB and become a member. So if you would like to see some made in the lounge, drop me a line and will do my best to see it put in the lounge. Thanks for taking the time to read this and hope to see you in the Lounge. The link is: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51145 All ARE WELCOMED Hello People. Well dear friends once again inviting ya all to the Club. I on and off but you can enter and meet up with friends. I'm in Iraq at the moment and would love to see more of you i
Sts-120 Discovery
Astronauts Thrilled by 'Triumphant' Mission. Image Above: STS-120 Discovery Mission Commander Pam Malroy talks about the mission shortly after landing at NASA's Kennedy Space Center. Space shuttle Discovery carried the crew and a new module called Harmony to the International Space Station on a 15-day flight. Image credit: NASA Official Landing Times 7 Nov 2007 Main gear touchdown: 1:01:18 p.m. EST Nose gear touchdown: 1:01:32 p.m. EST Wheels stop: 1:02:13 p.m. EST The crew of space shuttle Discovery left its mark on the International Sp
Love
Since the day you and I snuck away to be alone I knew from that night something special went on It must have been the first kiss You told me that nobody else in the world made you feel this I felt the same way too but nothing stays the same I'm sorry for the tears I'm sorry for the pain You were the one that always made things right I promise you this though you got a friend for life Maybe one day we can try it again And maybe things can be a little different So lets just kiss and say goodbye Cuz I really cant stand the pain of seeing you cry I've given everything I loved you endlessly All that's mine is yours that's what I said Treat you with love and respect in everyway You wanted I gave you need me I was there Now you treat like if I'm not here I love you and I need you don't wanna let go If you want somebody else please let me know Can't take it no more I feel I'm dying inside Is this the price I pay for handing you my life? I know I'm not perfect but I t
Eavning Star
Help This Person Level Up
http://www.fubar.com/user/973146 he is good about helping in contests and doesnt ask anything in return now it is out turn lets help him level he is 162,855 from leveling pleaseeeeeeee help mom_of_4@ fubar
Nsfw Pics Vs Nsfw Comments...
I am a little irritated. This pic got rated NSFW last night while I was asleep. Do you see anything NSFW about it? I see constantly on people's profiles; comments that are far more innapropriate. Actual clips of sex, etc. However a pic of a cartoonish girl not showing anything innapropriate is flagged. The profile comments are seen much easier than a pic in my photos section. Funny thing is that I have seen several of the cartoonish pics that were marked NSFW in my pics on people's pages as comments. It is really irritating.
Love
Aperently I Need To Grow Up ;0
Hmm... Umm... No Shit Sherlock... Don't we all need to grow up? I mean is grow up not apart of life? Am I wrong? ..... Any takers? No? Please some one tell me I'm wrong!
Your Favorite Time To...............
I dont know about anyone else but, theres nothing like some good morning sex to get the day started!dont get me wrong here, I like it anytime but my favs in the morning! when is yours???
Broken Heart
broken heart I sit here crying Wondering what I did to make you treat me the way you do My heart pounding from the anger of hurt Feeling like I am in a closet left there All alone with no place to turn Trying to put the pieces together and nothing fits. broken heart tears run down my cheeks Tasting the salt as I wipe them away Maybe I tried too hard or not hard enough broken heart and torn up Cause you where unfaithful Wishing it was only in my mind you said you would always be kind. broken heart I'm tired of the tears I dont want to put on my fake smile and act like I have no fears. broken heart I have made a promise I will Never let you be broken again. By:Elizabeth
Dont Tell Me You Love Me
Don't Tell Me You Love Me: Don't tell me you love me if you are not sincere For a lie that strong can ruin my life and bring on a new fear. Fear to be loved, fear to love ever again It can cause my fragile heart to break, tear and bend. Think of all in life that will be missed because of one small broken promise So, when I put all of my trust deep within you Please don't tell me you love me, unless you truly do.
Newbie
well i am new to this but it seems cool and everyone has been real nice...i think i actually found somewhere where i fit in...thanks everyone
Help
Love Is A Word
Love is a complicated word. Some think their cured because they have found their true love till death does them part then fights occur when they both think its the end. Then later its all good again. Love is misery and pain yet pain is without love as if your only being shoved into a dark hole. what is love? some say love is when you can really trust someone care for someone so much you’d give up your life just for that one. Others say love isn’t even there no such thing I say different than both. I say its out there just hidden underneath or over top somewhere yet to be found say those 3 special words in meaning and dont ever go back on your words. Time to decide do they keep u from death or connect you more to it. And as they say I love you, you only can say them calmly back Love is a complicated word. by:Elizabeth
Snake Eyes Sched.
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Halloween
A Halloween Dream by YourMistress © Because girls can soak the sheets, too... As I drifted off to sleep, my mind transported me to a huge, lavishly decorated warehouse. The walls, covered in metallic black and purple foil, were splattered with blood and had fake corpses and severed body parts hanging from them. A steady supply of glittering confetti rained down from the ceiling and came to rest upon the hundreds of costumed attendees of this Murderers' Ball. I looked down and realized I was dressed as a dominatrix who, by the looks of the black vinyl costume, had taken it a bit too far. Little drops of redness speckled my bustier dress and the ample amount of cleavage it caused. I had my weapon, a bullwhip, wrapped around my fist. My platform knee-high boots were the worst though; everything from the ankle down was smeared with blood, indicating that I probably stomped on my victim in addition to beating him to death. Thinking I might run into some friends, I pushed my wa
Yummy Kitty
Created a new lounge. Everyone should come check it out. I'm sure you'll enjoy it just like many others have. Don't be shy just click the link below. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50163# I hopw you enjoy it. Love you all. Jenny Yum The place to be where the love never ends. WE Play anything you wanna hear. We'll even Serve ya up your favorite drinks. Come to a drama free enviroment and relax. Meet some ppl become fans. Mainly Enjoy Yourself!!!!!! Your what counts the most to us..... much love!!! Jenny Yum and Our lovely family and friends Absolutly the best lounge on fubar! Open 24/7, best drinks around, hottest music ever, and you got to love the entertainment. If you want a drink we get it you want loven we show it you want a song damn it we play it. Come get some kitty love.
Tell Me About Yourself
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFNameBith DateBirthplaceLocationEye ColorHair ColorHeightMarital Status
Uhhhh...
I was chillin this one time and was goin down on this chick and she turna around and says hey mister what are you doing and I said Hey i get bored in the bank line... I dont know... Durka!!!
Tell Me About Your Self
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFNameELIZABETHBith Date9/24/72BirthplaceCHICAGOLocationSALEM INDIANAEye ColorGREENHair ColorBLONDE AT THE MOMENTHeight5'3Marital StatusMARRIEDHave TattoosYES 2
Who Wants A Salute?!
hey i'm gonna be putting some salute pics up and i was wondering who wants me to make them one, trades welcomed and encouraged, post a comment (so i know who to make it for) w/ how u'd like it and i'll make it
We're A Dying Breed
TO ALL REAL MEN To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy
Disorders
Femicide Femicide – murder of women by their batterers – is another phenomenon that should be regarded as a separate category when recording domestic violence. Studies carried out in Australia, Bangladesh, Canada, Kenya, Thailand and the United States of America have documented the incidence of femicide within the domestic sphere.12 In Southern Africa, women’s groups have begun to document the increasing incidence of femicide, and data on this issue are available from Botswana, South Africa, Swaziland, Zambia, and Zimbabwe.13 A comparative analysis of spousal homicide, based on 1991 data, concluded that Russian women are 2.5 times more likely to be murdered by their partners than American women. However, American women are already twice as likely to be killed by their partners than women in Western European countries.14 Anorexia nervosa is a complicated eating disorder, often rooted in both biological and psychological issues. The four main characteristics are:
Hazel Eyes..............december
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per
Tell The Truth
cesars quiztell the truthdo you think im cute sexy ass fuck straight uglyif we were locked in a room alone would u have sex wit me talk to me kill meare we friends enemies
Nsfw Video
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Blue And June
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than one time and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing to fast, and You'll eventually loose someone you love, so take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you have never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you will never get back. pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them u
Osayo's Playhouse Lounge!!!!
our own little place in the world to kick it and relax!! come join OSAYO'S PLAYHOUSE!! http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51265
If You Had Sex With Me
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date
~brown~ Febuary
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per
Proof, Im Not Making This Up
So I went to the Show Cause hearing for the Parenting Time in August she failed to show up for. 2nd time in less than a year. She was still attacking me instead of defending herself. She was again found in contempt and this time fined 100.00 payable to me within the next thirty days. I think I will buy the kids x-mas gifts with it. She wanted it directed to the arrearages which I have due to the health issues. The Referee told her that was a separate issue and not going to happen. I am the one who is ill and she brings like 8 people with her. I didn't even have a lawyer due to financial constraints. While she had a lawyer and 8 people. The referee wanted us to negotiate a new deal due to my having to work on Sundays now. But, she of course only wanted things her way. Since I had been running 3 blocks with high blood pressure, a weak heart and arthritis my breathe was pumping and the adrenaline was not helping. I got agitated and the kids are now going to pay fo
Vampire
VAMPIRE I smell your skin freshly bathed a scent like rarest orchids I feel your warmth my lips pressed on the pulse of your neck like an orgasm your essence floods my mouth over comes my mind sates my thirst animates my soul flushes my flesh erupts into my being ecstacy consumes every thought I drink of you hunger for more and more I am done we are one wedded soul to soul my need quenched for only a moment your aroma wafting through me surrounding me touching every cell I need you once again and forever F.M. 10/24/07
--------green Eyes---------- ------------september---------------
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per
I Have The Greatest Friends! Love You All!!
This train is to say thank you so very much too all my wonderful friends!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!! You ladies kick so much ass and have been the greatest blessings in my life! All of you have been so supportive and wonderful during my dark times and thru my good times! MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL!!! And a Special Thank You to the My Lovely Wiccan Embrace!! Dear Heart You Amaze Me! Wiccan Embrace@ fubar lilmidnite~FunUnleashed's Cherrished Submissive One~~~@ fubar XONascarKittyXO@ fubar ♥Dj SilkyDarkness♥~Abyss Radio~@ fubar DJ~SILK~S~E~X~Y ♒ S & S RADIO ♒{Øwñè®}~ ✌Head plunnder Bunny✌@ fubar MysBehaven2nite "Fubar Wife of The Batman@ fubar Proud Mary@ fubar mickeygirl@ fubar HorseAngel@ fubar drkreflections~CLUB F.A.R.~INTERCEPTOR FOR THE PRIDE~WSC~RL Wife to Will~@ fubar
Family
I Cost $3125 A Night, Any Buyers?
See How Much You're Really Worth!NO CHEATING!!Natural Hair Color:[x] Brown - $100[] Blond - $50[] Black - $15[] Bald - $5[] Other-$75Total: $100Eye Color:[] Brown - $1[x] Green - $75[] Blue $50[] Hazel $100[] Other - $15total: $ 175Height:[] Over 7' - $200[] 6'8" to 7' - $175[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75[x]4'9" to 5'4" - $45[] Under 4'9 - $45total: $220Age:[x] 31 to 40 - $100[] 26 to 30 - $75[] 21 to 25 - $50[] 19 to 20 - $25[] 0 to 18 - $100total: $320Birth Order:[] Twins or more than twins - $300[x] First Born - $300[]Only Child - $250[] second born - $150[] Middle child - $100[] Last Born - $100[] third born - $100[] fourth born - $100total: $620Drink?[]No - $400[] Only Holidays - $250[] Sometimes - $215[] YES - $200[x]Only with friends - $300[] Every other day - $50[] Once a day - $15[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]total: $920Vision?[] perfect vision $300[x] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200[] No correction $100[] Glasse
Sign Of Old Age Lol
Don't get me wrong....maybe its just me I don't know... But I'm sick of seeing kids that shop at hot topic and wear brand new shirts that are of bands that have been around longer than them LOL Like Iron Maiden and Metallica... I mean sure they may ACTUALLY listen to the shit, but Im just tired of seeing it. Plus the fact that they were probably conceived in the back seat of a car while this was on makes me laugh even more. It was givin to me by some creepy dude names Into the Void HAHAHA! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: I am a huge metal head/ punk chick... But Im not afraid to admit I love Neil Diamond lol 2: My left eye twitches when Mudvayne's D
You!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.im an asshole 2.i hate chocolate 3.im an internet addict 4.i pick my belly button and then smell it...lol 5.i love movies 6.i love alocohol 7.i was shot with rock salt in the thigh when i was a kid. that shit burned. 8.was held at gun point twice in my life 9. i get profiled by the police often... 10.1 hate dumb ass games like this... I have gotten several messages of people wanting to talk to me. Unfortunately I'm on my blackberry. During the day so I can't respond back to you or even send you an email. To let you know I hear what your saying so not to be redundant. But if your wanting to speak to me see th
Hbk
THIS IS MY FIRST HOLIDAYS ALONE MY FAMILY HAS PASSED ON ITS DOES GET EASY IN TIME AND AT THE SAME TIME IT GETS HARDER  IM GLAD THAT I HAVE GREAT FRIENDS N A WONDERFUL LADY IN MY LIFE IS SHE IS MY EVERYTHING  MY UNCLE WAS THE LAST ONE TO GO HE DIED OF CANCER THIS PASTED FEB ITS SO HARD WHEN HE IS NOT HERE  I MISS HIM ALOT EVERYDAY I JUST CAN'T BELIVE THIS FEB MAKES ONE YEAR THAT HIS GONE HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN HERE FOR ME SOMETIMES I FEEL SO LOST WITHOUT HIM I KNOW HE IS IN A BETTER PLACE N I KNOW HE IS WATCHING OVER ME I KNOW HE WAS ALWAYS APART OF ME  MY FAMILY IS ALWAYS IN HEART AND ALWAYS WITH ME  THERE WILL BE SOFTBALL GAME ON EASTER SUNDAY FOR MORE INFO GO TO MEETUP.COM AND LOOK FOR OAKLAND GARDENS SOFTBALL there is a softball game this sunday at one 2pm at ally pond park its a dirt field any that lives in queens is welcome to come and play ball for more info go to meetup.com look for okland gardens
Should I Or Should I Pass It Up
Something to start out is I a just started to fight in the AMMA(Ameture Mixed Martial Arts). I have been a boxer for 10 years and I am 25-1. I just transfered to the Amma leagure for a harder competitor. I am a black belt in karate and I am studying Krav Maga. The houston area champion wants to fight me and it is my first fight in this league. He is a black belt in Brazilian Jitjizu. I am 5'10" weighing 170. He is 6'3" weighing in at 250. I am sure I can beat him. But I kno it will be a hard fight. should I or should I not fight him
"hands On Hips"
Why? Why...do people judge someone? What is the purpose of judging someone, you don't even know? How can a person get to know another person if they judge that person before they get to know them? YES, I am a plus sized woman...I have more of me to love, and yet i'm looked down upon because i'm not a skinny, boney looking, sickly thin person, who thinks it's a sin to eat food. I'm a southern Belle through and through, I talk southern (because i am), I even cook southern, (because it tastes Good), I may have extra to love, so what? Why is that so bad? Why is it so difficult for a guy to see me on the inside and want to get to know me? Society had viewed us as obsese, overweight, and just plain fat...But why is it society's problem to tell us what we already know? Did we forget we got more of us to love? Are we walking around saying, "OMG...Look how thin i look, i could be Barbie, i look so thin..." Heck i know i'm big, doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out. And
I Love You Just The Way You Are
I bet NO guys will repost this!!! I'm sorry I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry that I don't want to have sex every minute of the day. I'm sorry that I'm not a playboy bunny so I can act like a pornstar for you. I'm sorry if I don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me. I'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough. I'm sorry if I'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen. I'm sorry that I try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. But most of all, I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it, but after 5 minutes, they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS!!! Just think about it; About how you treat girls. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry..." If you're one of the FEW GUYS w
My Mischiefs
Yesterday I went shopping in the supermarket. I bought some food for dinner, I made Spaghetti Bolognese. - yummy :) - At the cash point I was just paying as the customer who has been in the que before me, has been packing her shoppings. I started to pack mine and realized somethings missing, my meat. Some grounded meat for me, and some goulash for my cats. As I noticed she took my things, I ran after her and yelled at her, "would you please wait", she did. I told her that she took the meat I bought. She was like, "Oh have I really did this?". So she searched her bag, and yes my meat was in her bag. She said, "Oh my, I'm sorry" and broke out in laughter. As I returned to the cash point, everyone was laughing.
Mumms
ok so i always used to come on fubar to hang out in the mumms...turns out that they changed them so noone posts them anymore....i just love commenting and reading the comments...anyone else upset about this?!!!! its almost like i have nothing to do on fubar anymore because there is only 1 mumm per hour..if that..ugh sooo annoyed.
Please Came The Drama And Your Problems Away From Me
Gone For A While..
Just to let everyone know I am moving and will not have internet access for a while.. the earliest I guess will be Nov. 5th or so.. so I will talk with everyone as soon as I can! Bye Bye for now! Michele
Why Me!!??
My wife left me for a crackhead!! I feel so low. Lemme explain. I am a hard working, loyal man who loved his life. I have 2 children and a stay at home wife who got everything she asked me for. One night I came home to a note that she had to help a friend and the kids are asleep and not to wait up. She went and bailed out this "friend" from jail with the money I work so hard for. She then gave him $100 to get some food and pay a bill. Needless to say, the entire $100 went right in his arm and he was in jail again in less than 3 hours! If I would've had enough spare money in the bank, she would've bailed him out again! Any way, she believed that she was the only one who could save him from hisself and continued to go places with him to keep his mind off drugs and keep him out of jail. Of course, I didn't know that the distraction he needed was sex, but my wife would do anything to get him clean! (Ain't she just muther fuckin' Mother Theresa?) Well, I continued to go broke and saw less a
Erotic Stories
Driving home from work tonight, my thoughts are on a hot shower and my warm bed. As I pull into the driveway, I see your car parked there, and know that I won't get either one for a while. As I start up the walk, you open the door and smile at me, watching me as I stroll toward you. I step to you and you put your arms around me, kissing my soft lips as you welcome me home. As I turn to remove my coat, you push me against the door, slamming it shut on the outside world. My arms pinned by my coat, all I can do is moan your name as your lips and hands assault my senses. I finally struggle out of my jacket, my hands moving up to run through your hair as you gently nip my neck with your teeth. All I can do is lean back and let you have control of my senses, my body, and my soul. They are all yours for the taking as you rip my shirt open, buttons flying, exposing my breasts encased in a black satin bra. You lift your head and smile at me, letting me see the evil thoughts running throug
Letters To Teresa
There are many miles between us, But our hearts see not the distance. Drawing our love even closer, On this my heart it is insistent. When we talk my heart sings, You'll never know the happiness it brings. Just to hear a word from you, Keeps my heart from being blue. I love you truly, yes I do. I forever want to be with you. For now I'll settle for the phone, But know it's in your dreams that I belong Longing for the day we greet, Two loving hearts will then meet. Never more to be apart, This is what is in my heart. To My Heart and Soul, I have spent my life waiting ... not living, nor loving, but waiting. Waiting for the one that would inspire me to be all I can be, to live up to every expectation, to reach every goal, to know that I may fail sometime but I will never be alone or waiting again. You brought to my cold empty heart the reason to live and to love with a passion only you could bring. Your words of acceptance and love have soothed the aching in my empty he
Cool Recipies
1 tablespoon butter or margarine, melted 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder 1 can (8 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated crescent dinner rolls 1 egg 1/2 cup mayonnaise or salad dressing 1 can (6 oz) crabmeat, drained, flaked 3/4 cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese (3 oz) 1/3 cup finely chopped plum (Roma) tomato (1 medium) 3 tablespoons finely chopped green onions (3 medium) 1 teaspoon red pepper sauce DIRECTIONS 1. Heat oven to 375°F. In small bowl, mix melted butter and garlic powder; set aside. On lightly floured surface, unroll dough; press into 12x8-inch rectangle, firmly press perforations to seal. Cut into 2-inch squares; place on ungreased cookie sheet. Brush with butter mixture. Bake 4 to 6 minutes or until puffed. 2. Meanwhile, in medium bowl, mix egg and mayonnaise until well blended. Stir in crabmeat, cheese, tomato, onions and pepper sauce. Spoon generous tablespoon crab mixture on each square. 3. Bake 10 to 12 minutes longer or until golden brown and tops are set. Serve wa
Women..
Ok first off. Please understand this is nothing personal. This is all based on frustration. What the hell do you want from me? You say you don't want a guy that just wants sex. Yet I hear left and right that pretty much Virgins are almost non-existant these days. You say you don't want an asshole. Yet the bottom line is you date them anyway. If you don't want them then quit dating them. Pick out the nerdiest guy in the room if you have to ya know? You say you want a nice guy but the undisputed fact is it takes an act of the Lord God Almighty for you to actually date one. I'm not an ugly guy, I'm actually decently good looking. But I'm not selfish, I DON'T want it to be all about me. But do beautiful women want any part of me? Not usually. Truth is even though I remain on the side of beautiful women and not against them, they appear a world of contradictions, saying one thing and doing another. So lets get down to it. What do they REALLY want? Obviously wha
Need Your Opinion!
Hey Guys: We need help with an article. Need a list of famous bi-racial people and thier background. We already know Tiger Woods (Asian-Black) or Christian Aguilera (White-Hispanic), etc... I know there are a lot of famous people of mixed heritage but we're curious on who you can think of. There is a end reason why we want to know this, but it's a suprise, some smart people may have already figured it out. Sincerely, Chocolate Cheesecake (Writing Staff) also part of the Trinity if it matters to you.
What Kinda Monster Are You
In romantic relationships, you tend to be: Volatile - you're usually involved in love / hate sorts of things A total seducer Independent. Practically not there. Difficult to understand. It's hard for you to relate. A little controlling. Okay, a lot controlling. Apathetic. You really don't care. What makes you a little bit of a monster? You take what you can get from people You enjoy scaring people You sometimes don't feel like other people are real You don't have a lot of control over your mood You are a trickster Well, you definitely don't feel human What's the best part of Halloween? Sugar coma from too much candy So many people being out at night Being able to be someone (or something) completely different Playing tricks on people The spooky atmosphere All of the wacky costumes If your worst enemy did something unspeakable to you, you would: Act like everything is fine, but eventually get your revenge when you feel like it Destroy them a
Life
Rants
This is a bulletin I kyped from someone on Myspace... once i read it, I saw how true it was! DISCLAIMER: This blog IS NOT INTENDED to offend anyone. If anyone feels offended, then don't read it! I have black friends, I have hispanic friends... so now that I covered my ass (LOL), here it is..... --------------------------------------------- This is *SO* true! you call me: "redneck" "Hillbilly" "Slaker" "Cracker" "Honkey" "Whitey" "Gringo" "Sage" "whop" & "white bread" and you think it's OK. But when I call you: jungle bunny spear chunker coon wet back jiggaboo porch monkey sand nigger rag head towelhead Camel Jockey Gook Spook NIGGER KIKE whoope slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist. -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have The Miss Black America Pageant -You have Cesar Chavez Day. -You have Kwanza -You have Yom Hashoah -You have Ma'
Im Sorrys
I bet NO guys will repost this!!!I'm sorry I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry that I don't want to have sex every minute of the day.I'm sorry that I'm not a playboy bunny so I can act like a pornstar for you.I'm sorry if I don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry if I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.I'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.I'm sorry if I'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.I'm sorry that I try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. But most of all, I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it, but after 5 minutes, they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS!!! Just think about it; About how you treat girls.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry..."If you're one of the FEW GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel thi
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Misty Biatches's Blog
Check them out in the New Pics [[11/29/2007]] album! Need your opinion on this. I will post a new pic of my new hair color shortly. Tell me what you think by rating it. In a couple of days I will see who favors and who doesn't. The winner takes all... lol. Anyway, if it seems that more people like the dark hair better than the red, I will go back to dark. Same goes for the red. Keep it real. Thanks guys. I appreciate the help! New pics are coming soon. I am taking some tonight when I get off work! They will be in a album call "New Pics: 10/26/07". Enjoy!
It's A Sickness... I Know.
I have been through all kinds of shit lately and I have no one to blame but myself really. I am in this life and not just a spectator, so why can't I act like it. Well, maybe I can draw the curtains back and find a reason out there, instead of in here. I need a break already. The sand from that day at the beach with her, finally washed out, ten yaers later. I have no personal effects of hers,and yet she still haunts me. Like a sour mistake from my past, she clouds my mind. I loved her, and fought it. I had her love, and destroyed it. I had all of her, and I pretened it was not enough. Now I have no trace of her but my memory, and I feel incomplete with out her. I know I am an asshole. Most men have no clue.... they walk around oblivious. I have first hand knowledge. I an bored with my life.... yet do nothing to dig out of my eternal rut. I have become complacent in this mediocre little patch of hell. I once aspired to write and think great things. Now I am satisfied
Things To Ponder...lol
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this,please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th,A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those horrible peo
Poetry
WAITING... Waiting for your touch, Waiting for your kiss, Waiting for your breath upon my skin, Waiting for feel you inside me where you belong, Waiting for my dreams, Waiting for my lover, Waiting for you, Waiting....
Lame Surveys
RULES: HAVE TO CHANGE THE ANSWER...CANNOT USE MY ANSWERS!! 1.How long do you spend in the shower? 9 minutes, 49 seconds, 38 milliseconds 2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? Jock strap 3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? Words written in cum. 4. Name something a man might buy before a date? Striped leotards 5. Whats another word for blemish? big fucking red spot on the face 6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave? Anything I make 7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.? Oprah 8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.? Wants to test the "hot dog in a hallway" theory. 9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Humps Oprah 10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? Urine test. 11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Masturbating in apple pie. safe sex ftw 12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it? "Get your ass home, bitch, and make
Human Intelligence
The Daily Pearl ~ "la Word De Jour"
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" ~~"Usually said ironically when someone tries to gain attention by copying someone else's original ideas. Coined by Charles Caleb Colton in 1820. Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA another phrase that comes to mind..."Often Imitated, Never Duplicated". Or..."Accept no substitutes, trust only the genuine, original".
Sex Quiz
You have a Sexual IQ of 139 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Never Again
Things will never be again, will they? Turn around and do it over but it won't be the same. It can never be done twice. No matter how hard you try, no matter how much effort is put in, you always end up with what you had when you started. So what comes next? Nothing! All you can do is nothing. Never should've wanted it in the beginning. Let it go!!!!!! It's like life, you just let it go!
More Thoughts
What a friend is?You help them when they need it, you give them shelter when they have no other place to go. your the ear on the phone, when they need someone to talk to. Your their shoulder when they need you to lean on. They forgive you for the things that you do. They appreciate the things you have done for for them.. or for a kind word... they dont hold you responsible for the actions of others.. they dont blame you for things that happened, that you had no control over.. they overlook things that others cant or dont. ..they dont see you as others do..they dont see you for what you were in the past.. but for what you are now..They are there for you no matter what..They dont look down on you for who you choose to be with.. they may not like it but.. will try and stick by you and what choice you make...weather that choice turns out to be a mistake or not..they are there to catch you when you fall.Can you say you are a true friend? Is there truely a man,that can see past what i want
Goodbye
Sometimes, making up is easier than breaking up we believe if we just fake it enough we can trick ourselves into believing that we're still in love but in our hearts we know that it's inevitable though it's hard to let you go I know I must sometimes memories just ain't enough sometimes you outgrow the ones you love sometimes it's none of the above it's just the fact that people change no one's to blame there ain't nothing that stays the same so we sit around and cry because neither one of us want to be the first to say Goodbye Sometimes giving second chances Is easier than dealing with the fact that Once the trust is gone you can never get it back But your holding on because you're afraid of being alone So here you are holding on to something that's already gone And don’t act like it’s the first time you've heard it in this song Cause your heart done told you all along If your momma done showed you right from wrong No thing should hol
The Face Of Failure
So things this last week have felt kinda shitty. Nothing terrible happening just... one of those weeks. 1] My period started on halloween night, and its still going. Wouldnt be weird except im on birth control pills and I bled 2 weeks ago and will be bleeding again in another week and a half. Altho with the likelyhood of PCOS I guess its not weird. 2]I payed the bills yesterday. Or a few of them atleast. Ive still got a $250 initial cable bill and I still owe like $300 on the power bill, Ive probably got untill next week before I get another shutoff notice. 2.5]My personal Property tax was $200 more then I thought it was going to be, So I had to barrow $200 from mom, the week after I finally get her paid off from money I owed her before. 3]Gotta refinance my morgage this month, and it looks like my payments are going up. 4]Woke up this morning to Edward(cat) pulling a plant off a shelf in my office. So at 7:308:00 am I got to clean up dirt and plant from my shelves, floor
Get To Know Me
I HAVE BEEN WITH MY HUSBAND FOR 24YRS. WE HAVE 4 WONDERFUL,STRONG,AND HEALTHY BOYS. THERE AGES ARE 16,10,3 AND 2. I LOVE MY FAMILY. WE LIKE TO TRAVEL. ABOUT ME??? WELL I WORK FOR XEROX AS A BILLER. I LOVE TO READ MYSTERY BOOKS, WATCH MOVIES AND LISTEN TO ALL TYPES OF MUSIC. I ENJOY MEETING NEW PEOPLE, MAKING NEW FRIEND ONLINE. I LIKE TO HIKE AND TAKE WALKS. LAYING ON A BEACH OR AT A PARK WITH MY MAN BESIDE ME IS A PERFECT DAY FOR ME. MY LIFE BASICLY REVOLVES AROUND MY LOVING HUSBAND AND BOYS. I MISS THE MOUNTAINS AND SNOW. WE MOVED TO PHOENIX FROM COLORADO. MY FAVORITE DRINK IS LONG ISLANDS OR SHOTS. CROWN ROYAL OR RUM. I DO NOT LIKE BEER. I DO NOT SMOKE. I LOVE GUYS WITH LONG HAIR. I THINK THEY ARE SEXY. MUSIC// I LIKE BLACK METAL IE. DRAGON FORCE, DIMU, CITHONIC, AND DRAGONLORD. I ALSO LIKE HIP HOP, POP, CLASSIC, R&B, INSTRUMENTAL, AND COUNTRY. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME JUST ASK AND I WILL TRY TO ANSWER. I AM A VERY HONEST PERSON. My goal in life is
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Dragons
The Spirit of a Dragon is wild & free, Not like you & me! The Spirit of a Dragon flies wild in the Heavens, Not in the Sea! The Spirit of a Dragon flies high in the clouds, Fast & fancy free! The Spirit of a Dragon is so new to me, So free I am to be me!!
I Got A 56
HOW FREAKY ARE U IN BED.... GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.I F YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN... A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H
I Got A 59
HOW FREAKY ARE U IN BED.... GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.I F YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN... A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H
My Best Friend And More.....
I was lucky enough to find this wonderful woman on here....she is my best friend in the world....she is sweet and kind and warm and generous and sexy and hot and beautiful and intelligent and passionate and thoughtful and thought provoking and considerate and loves me for who I am and lets me love her in return. In short....she just may be my soul mate (if such a thing exists). Maybe fate brought us together...maybe the stars aligned just so. Life comes at ya fast...(I think I heard that in a movie once). hehe If you find someone as special as Cassie...hold onto her or him. Take the good with the bad, and you just may be surprised by just how good of a chance encounter you have made. If there's a ghost of a chance, a true friend will find you. I love you Cassie Doll....you blow me away....more with every passing day. Lean on me when you need to...I can hold you just fine. Muah! baby.
Heilin's Rants And Rambles
I'm having an interesting day/night...I don't know what to think...Kory left for boot camp to call less then 24 hrs later in the ER? I give up! Ok I am officially new and confused...LOL
♥ People Who Levelled ♥
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH REGULAR PIMPOUT BULLITENS THIS IS JUST FOR ONES WHO LEVELLED AND WILLING TO DO A LITTLE EXTRA ON A VOLENTEER BASIS.. THIS IS ONLY MY IDEA AND NO ONE HAS TO DO IT..ID JUST LIKE TO KNO UR THOUGHTS ON IT..... CLUB FAR THIS IS A SUGESTION A IDEA OF LOVE ONLY... ITS UP TO YOU JUST A IDEA I HAD TO SHOW REAL LOVE. SO M,ANY HAVE MADE G-F-OR G-M.OR JUST LEVELLED UP! WHAT ABOUT IF WHEN A PERSON LEVELES UP THEY PUT THEIR NAME ON BLOG. THEN WE GET SAY 5 TOGETHER AND GO LEVEL A PERSON WHO HAS A LONG WAY TO GO ???WITH 5 OR MORE IT WOULDNT TAKE LONG...AND THAT WAY YOU COULD SHOW YOUR LUV BACK. IF WE DID IT ONLY ONCE A MONTH JUST THINK ?? THIS DOSENT COUNT THE ONES MOLLY AND I DO ALL THE TIME THIS IS JUST FOR THE ONES WHO HAVE LONG WAY TO GO... AS I SAID THIS IS JUST MY IDEA AND JUST WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHAT YOU THINK OF IT..AND WHO WOULD BE WILLING ? THATS ALL..KNO YOUR ALL LOVED NO MATTER WHAT. LUNA FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR NAME TO HELP... OR
Venting
Well today was a really fucked up day at work....I've been at my job for about 5 months and been low man on the toem pole which is understandable except for the fact that some stupid little wetback who's only been there like 3 days is now further up the totem pole but i guess that's what happens when everyone in charge is a mexican....can anyone say reverse racism....let me know what you think and any advice to help me get through my workdays
Profile Comments
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My Beloved California
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IN A STATE OF EMERGENCY...SAY A PRAYER AND GOD BLESS.....dubbed "California's Worst Firestorm"Pictures speak a thousand words>
Appointment
PLEASE UNDERSTAND ALTHOUGH I TRY NOT TO LOVE I WOULD DO ANYTHING ABOVE, TO FEEL YOUR TOUCH,TO HOLD UR HEART BECOME CLOSER TO THE LIGHT AND FAR FROM THE DARK AS THE FUTURE BRINGS US CLOSER, OUR WORDS KEEP US APART AND ALTHOUGH WE ARE WORLDS APART I CAN FEEL YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART,TO THE VERY TOP I WANT YOU BUT I CAN'T GRAB YOU I NEED YOU BUT I CAN'T HAVE YOU I'D HOLD YOU BUT I CAN'T REACH YOU I'D NOTICE YOU BUT I CAN'T SEE YOU "LOVE MAKES A PERSON SAY OR DO CRAZY THINGS" SOME OF WICH MAY BRING FORTUNE, SOME MAY BRING MISFORTUNE I WANT IT TO WORK BUT, I WANT YOUR HEART TO REMAIN IN PERFECT CONFIGURATION IF YOU HURT I'LL HURT EVEN MORE AND THAT I CANNOT AND WILL NOT ALLOW NOTHING IS FOUL, NOTHING IS WRONG OUR ENTITIES ARE TWO ENDS OF THE SAME SONG YOU'LL GO THIS WAY,I'LL GO THAT WAY WHETHER OR NOT WE END UP ONSIDE EACHOTHER IS A MERE MYSTERY 'Shame you didn't book earlier! Although.... Yes, there seems to be an opening in my heart... Can i pencil you in
Bitter
Do i really come off so fragile that people feel the need to keep the truth from me? Like i can't handle it?? Especially GOOD stuff in their lives???? Please all of you just remember this...i prefer the truth to nice lies
Alcohol
Som U Gotta See
(1/20-2/18) Aquarius the Glamorous 1 Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Attractive. Loud. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. *7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The Addictive (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with!!! *4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRES
:(
Im sad because of Stevie, his fubar name at the moment is "No One". I feel that I have to post this blog as a warning and also a cry for help. A lot of you probably have already had brief encounters with him as he hates me talking to any guys.. Let me get this straight, im single. He doesn't own me. But he likes to think he does. He controls a lot.. He is nasty to me, talks to me worse than anyone else ever has. He is (VERY) aggressive to me and swears and shouts at me if I don't pay him every bit of my attention. I guess you're thinking, why don't I just block him and have done with it? He threatens me. He says he will kill himself and he blames me for that, I don't want that.. I don't want to be a cause of that. But then he has said that he will haunt me. It's scary and I feel trapped. I don't care if he gets angry with me and turns into my ex.. for posting this, he needs to be exposed now because he thinks the way he treats me is acceptable but I disagree. Thanks to everyone who has
The Hell Inside
wandering in circles, berating my self degrading myself, debating myself Lifting a hand Lashing out at the cause Of my shame and pain I feel my lips bruise Tasting the blood feeds the anger Striking again and again Feeling the pain is at least something real Pain pretty pain, it's is something to feel Still lost in my mind wandering endless confusion wish this delusion left numb and alone Sleep Dream Scream Fear Dear to me Near to me Fear of me Not crying Not lying Not dying Perpetual Inevitable
Wifey Material
WHY DO PEOPLE FALL FOR YOU? :::: And your result is.... :::: YOU ARE THAT WiFEY MATERiAL :::: YOU ARE EVERYTHiNG THAT SOMEONE COULD ASK FOR. YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE THEM HAPPY, WHEN TO BE SERiOUS & WHEN TO BE FUNNY. YOU PUT THEM FiRST & ALWAYS MAKE AN EFFORT TO BE WiTH THEM. YOU ARE FAiTHFUL, AND ARE A LOVER. YOU ARE THAT TRUE WiFEY MATERiAL, AND ANYONE WHO iS LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET YOU, BETTER KEEP YOU!
Behind These Eyes
So tonight is my first night staying at Jason's house. I got home from work and the game was on and I had a beer waiting for me. I'm in heaven. haha! I'm pretty sure I'm going to be just fine here. It's only until Dec. 21st and then I'll be in Dover, NH so it's cool. I'm always at work or school anyways so it's not like I'll be a hassle. Jason's cool about me just coming and going so I don't have to worry about haing to invite him every time I go out and whether or not I come home. Everything's peachie keene! hehe I'm feeling fairly confused lately. For the first time in a long time I can read anyone but my own Tarot cards. I don't know if it's because I'm mentally blocking something without realizing it or if I'm subconcsiously so afraid to know the truth to my own questions. I know that there is only so much I can control in my life. I've got a majority of it under wraps, but there are some things that I find myself wondering about. I know where I am in a personal sense. I know h
Bored Figured Id Try This
i'm outtie for a few days, weeks, could be months. if anyone cares to get in touch with me get in touch with my friend escalade scotty he will tell you how to contact me. i'm bored and not drunk (on here) so i figured i'd try this to see if i can get some drinks, comments, just plain out luv. i will soon be paring down my fan of list to nothing. my friends list will also be hit and many will prolly be removed if you don't wanna get bumped get in touch with me before the 10th. a few people are exempt if you are you know you are. i hope to hear from most of the people on my list but those that don't respond, it was nice having you as an acquaintance. so to all you who actually want to talk to me ttyl and to those who don't you are what is known as a friend whore and i wish you luck.
Some Weird Facts.....lol
>1.) A shrimp's heart is in its head. > >2.) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest >tongue twister in the English language. > >3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a >million descendants. > >4.) Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your >ear by 700 times. > >5.) If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, >Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, >1969 make it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any contact with >extraterrestrials or their vehicles? > >6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. > >7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. > >8.) 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting >on them and photocopying their butts. > >9.) Most lipstick contains fish scales > >10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. > > 11.) If you
Thoughts
Why do people you consider friends do a complete about-face for no apparent reason? They claim to have feelings for you then suddenly stop talking, won't even take a message from you or give you any kind of explanation as to why. It hurts and pisses me off at the same time. It adds stress, when I don't really need more. Between work and school I barely have time to breathe. Anyone have ways of dealing with similar situation?
Counting Down The Days Until He Comes Home
it's almost 1am....i have to be up in 6 hours and i haven't taken my shower yet. i'll be back on tomorrow lol if i'm coherent enough. Jenn
Spirituality
New Camera!
Dreams!!!!!!
Why is it I lie here night after night with only you in my head. Why is it my heart aches to be holding you Why is it that my soul cries out for you If only you were holding me If only your heart beat with mine If only we shared our pain But instead I hold this pain With nowhere to go but inside of me With nothing to hold but my dreams Be mine tonight If only for tonight Let me soothe your soul Let me take your troubles Let my light shine into you Be mine.
New Digital Camera
Court...
I went to Court today, on the Restraining Order case, AND I WON! The res order is good for 3 years. Some of you know a bit of what I've been going thru the past nearly 2 years, and that my X was recently arrested for some bullshit. In fact it was skin head bullshit that got him arrested. I also found out today, that hes looking at doing some time, at least a few years!!! Ive been dealing with two different court cases, against the same guy (restraining order and custody), and since I won today, this helps me very much!!! If I'm really lucky and hes still locked up on the next court date (nov 29) then I'll win that too. He's trying to make it to where I can only see my daughter on weekends and holidays. Friday 6pm to Sunday 6pm, and that I'll have to drive 7 hours to pick her up and drop her off. Over my dead body! What judge in any state would take away a 2 month old child from a good, loving mother and give full physical and legal custody to a man with a record a mile long of v
My Heart
You Follow Your Heart You're romantic, sentimental, and emotional. You tend to fall in (and out of) love very quickly. Some may call you fickle, but you can't help where your emotions take you. You've definitely broken a few hearts, but you're not a heartbreaker by nature. Your intentions are always good, even if they change with the wind Do You Follow Your Head or Your Heart?
Interesting Facts About Me (quizes/tests Results)
Almost Angelic Good for you, you're just a little evil. All of us have bad thoughts, and you may have acted on a few of yours, but you're probably safe traveling through Buffy's turf. Or maybe you're an aspiring evil person and you've never given yourself a real chance. Go ahead and forgive yourself for the mean-spirited — but ultimately harmless — pranks you pulled in grade school. Whispering behind your co-workers' backs won't flood you with bad karma. And, hey, we've all held out for ourselves in the throes of passion a time or two. So keep listening to that conscience of yours, but don't worry about tuning it out every so often. So, you have a healthy sex drive — good for you! No one likes a prude. In general, you give as well as you get, though everyone can get a little selfish under the covers, so don't beat yourself up about going for the big one on your birthday. And while you're at it, go ahead and admit it — you've probably flashed a big smile to get your way in the b
Surgery
This is not my surgery, but this is what they did. I had my surgery today and so far so good. For those who don't know I tore my rotator cuff back in July. Today I had an arthroscopic procedure to sew up the tear, insert an anchor, and reattach the bicep. Doc said the tear in the labrum was not as bad as the MRI showed, but the tear in the cuff was worse than expected. So now I'm resting somewhat comfortably with percocet and this nifty cold water circulating device wrapped around my shoulder. Thank you Nancy for being my helper today so my wife could tend to the kids and make the day as normal as possible for them (and her). Days like this remind me of what a wonderful family I have. They are doing everything they can to make me comfortable. A long rehab is ahead of me but with the family and friends I am fortunate to have, it will be a breeze.
Ramblings
Normally I'm not the one who goes around bashing on people , however there is one person on here that deserves it. This guy firstly gets pissed off at my wife for not making him a nude salute and post a hateful comment on her regular salute she did make him. We've both told this guy to leave us alone, that we wanted nothing to do with him. However, this guy continously bothers us. Here's a look into the mind of one of Fubar's most demented minds. Take a peek, and tell me what you think. Date: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 05:41:34 -0700 From: Size: 16 KB To: hawk_eyes@fubar.com Reply-To: LMAO, her pics have always been private! Didn't you know, she had me in her family? Lets see there's a PIC of her shaved pussy, a tight white top w/ white over shirt, a tight white top w/ blue shirt pulled up showing clevage, another with the same clothes w/ her holdin her big saggy tits up, another that shows clevage w/ the same clothes, down angle of her with too much eye liner a
Something Im Working On
I'm working on called 'One Night'. 'It was her ro-workers birthday---she was going to the party; she thought it unusual for a party to start at midnight. Just her and the girls from work having a sleepover. What she didn't realize was what was in store for her. ' Thats all i havr right now ill finish it and put the whole story up in the next few days (as soon as i figure out what will happen). tired, still a bit sick, goodnight all
My Birthday
thank you to all who sent me birthday wishes. i have been been away for a while i will get back to you when i can i know some are for the points some are for the friends i won't forget i am very limited on time thanks again with love sixxkitten!
Help Me Win This Contest
Unraveling Hate Mail
Okay, so a week ago y Sunday, I met a person on here that is...believe it or not...a model and she is attracted to me...uh huh! You got it. Not only that, within like 20 minutes she told me how wonderful I am, how she has just decided to retire from modeling, at 23 years old, and wants to have a husband. She is a Christian and wants a Christian husband who is a man of God. And I am just exactly what she wants. Within 45 minutes she professes undying love for me, when a call comes in from her agent. It's obvious to me by then after practically a lifetime (45 minutes) together, this is THE One. After all her picture happened to be the very same picture one of my friends has on her profile on Tagworld. The resemblance was utterly stiking, you would never have been able to tell them apart. Must have been twins born to different parents. And you know what, her agent called, she just has one more job that will pay her $60,000 when she gets back and she's going to share it all with me as w
Bully
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Military Related
omg. i was wearing my marine wife sweatshirt today and some lady literally came up to me, acted all nice and stuff then out of no freaking now where, asked how many guys i'd slept with since Mike left. WTF!?!?!? I mean seriously. NOT ALL MILITARY WIVES ARE UNFAITHFUL. I take my marriage very seriously. I love my husband and would never do anything to hurt him. Yes, I have alot of male friends, and I love talking to other guys (and ladies!)- no matter their branch, who can help me better understand whta he's going through. I MEAN SERIOUSLY!!!! AH! Sorry, had to vent. So I know that I've got alot of military people on my friends list and a few that are frequent readers. Anyways, my question is about care packages. My hubby doesn't really know what he needs or even what he wants half the time, so I'm stuck trying to come up with ideas for myself of things to send. And I'm tired of candy & sweets. It gets old after awhile, sending the same thing, which is candy, movies & cigarettes. I have
10 Reasons To Have Sex
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don’t need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safe
The Beauty Of A Shared Night
In the Clear Night Sky I look High above me Seeing the Pale Moon and Stars Knowing that you see then too Even though we're miles apart I take comfort in knowing That there is at least one thing That we both Share Each Night And this is the Night Sky The many Stars shining like Diamonds sounding the Pale Bright Moon In the Clear Sky high above I close my eyes, tilting my face high As a soft smile crosses my tender lips Knowing that in this we Share The Pure Beauty of the Night Quietly I start to sing my song Wishing that my voices is carried to your ears As my words are swept away with the wind So that you could hear my Nightly Song Wrote 10~24~2007
Deep Thoughts
Happy news first the Laptop is finally ready for pickup. YAY and I was right it was the hard drive that died. Sorry havent been around will be around again soonGo me! and in answer to Alesta..... Here is what I got for the holiday. 1 belated Birthday present from Purple. - A black Fuzzy velour throw blankie. I wub Purple and my Fuzzy blankie. The real world presents: 2 Patricia Cornwell Novels in hard back - Two that I dont have and well I hope I moved the rest of my collection. 1 Black onyx and Silver Pendant with silver chain- From Kittenwithapen. I havent taken it off yet good sign means not allergic to it. 1 bath basket with assorted Vanilla products that are all natural including body butter and facials and incense- From Kittenwithapen. Wow she really knows how much I love Vanilla. and the shocker--- 100 hundred dollars from Michael's Grandparents. And one card from Misti *huggles to her* 4 Coupons from Alexander that he made himself that was sooo sweet. (an
Inside Me
Each day to pass, I see your smile, to warm my heart, all the while. For many others, see your beauty and grace, yet I see the tender soft, angelic face. Each time I look, and our eyes do meet, I see your heart, so soft and sweet. I feel your pain, of promises made, to be left alone, in the cold night's shade. I know only, if I may say to dare, that truth of your beauty, is beyond compare. Which comes not from the flesh, as others may see, but from within, your angelic beauty. For quite some time, I have been drawn to you, yet frightened to speak, my heart's secret truth. I would hold you close, if you would let me near, I would make you safe, from all doubt and fear, I would dry your tears, if you should but weep, I would pray my heart, you would truly keep. First and foremost, I would be your friend, I am of true heart, 'til my dying end. Yet 'tis only a dream, which I do share, for there is my angel, for which I care. As our lips meet, to but silently pray, I
So Sillie...
so there's this guy (i know, typical)..and he's a nice guy, has a good job, great kids, bla bla bla..appears to be normal.... ..all this time i thought he was married, so i never gave him another thought..then?..i find out he is divorced...HUH???..wow.... ..sooooo?..i start talkin to him and getting to know him a little better and geeezz...what a waste of time.... ..goes to show that things aren't really what they appear to be...
Haha
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Lol
> > > >Baby's First Doctor Visit > > > >A woman and a baby was in the doctor's examining room, waiting for > >the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. > > > >The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and > >being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or > >bottle-fed? > >"Breast-fed,"she replied. > > > >"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He > >pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts > >for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. > > > >Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby > >is underweight. You don't have any milk." > > > >"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." > > > >= A father goes shopping for his daughter's birthday gift. He goes to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We hav
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"how To" Sexy Tips
Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop an
Big Contest
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Life
Whoever came up with the phrase "when life hands you lemons, make lemonade" needs to try making it themselves because chances are they NEVER did, they just came up with the stupid saying. and you can't just make lemonade with lemons you have to add other things, to make it better so the person just needs to come up with a different saying THEN make sure it makes sense. The reason im rambeling about this is because sometimes i get overwhelmed with stuff and thats whats happening now. I also didn't exactly KNOW what to talk about so i just started making crap up because sometimes THAT is how I ROLL. lol ok im not making sense anymore so i'll just warn you now..THAT IS NORMAL. :P Thats it for today. XOXO Scandal Lass
Spells
MONEY *Should be done during Waxing or Full Moon Black Snake Root Spell Purpose: to increase finances and bring good luck. Botanical name: Cimicifuga Racemosa. Common names and synonyms: Black Cohosh, Squaw Root. Voodooists of white magic believe that one should soak the root in a cup of boiling water for fifteen minutes. The water is then strained and the root is thrown away. The liquid is put in a bottle and left for seven days. On the eighth day, it is rubbed all over the bottom of one's shoes. The legend is that a person so anointed will be led toward money; either to find it, win it, or gain it in some legal manner PROTECTION *Should be done during Waning or New Moon Protective Fire Shield Spell Purpose: to protect yourself and/or loved ones from all types of harm. Lightly anoint a small, white candle with Frankincense oil and a small, blue candle with Myrrh oil. Light both candles and then sit or stand before them. Look into the flames and visualize
Aunt Of Twins
A couple of weeks ago we found out my brother and his wife is having a baby. They've been married for 5 years now. This is their first baby. Then to top things off we found out the next day. That they are not only going to have a baby but they are having twins! This is the first set of twins in my family for as long as we can remember. Leave it up to my brother to out due the rest of the family lol. The babies are due the end of May or start of June. So, that means I'm going to be the proud aunt of 5 by my 26th birthday :D
Birthday Greetings!
I want to thank everyone for my birthday wishes. I will thank everyone personally but I want everyone to know that I am truly grateful to have you all as my friends. As corny as it sounds, I truly think that's the best birthday gift of all!
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~erotica~ Bound
~~RYAN AND JILL~~ He'd kept her locked up down there for two days...or was it three? Her arms ached from being stretched above her head. The wide leather straps made her ankles itch. Her body dripped sweat, beads of the salty fluid ran in rivulets between her naked breasts, down her stomach and between her thighs. She wanted more. He would give it to her, she knew. She had only to ask. He came in every now and then to hold a bucket under her so she could piss, but he did no more. He did not touch her. He would not kiss her. He refused to look at her face. He stood in front of her and stared at her tits, his cock always in his hand. He never spoke. Just stroked his cock until a hot stream of cum shot onto her stomach and ran into her pubic hair. She would bite her lip until blood leaked into her mouth. She wanted him to touch her. Wanted him to taste her. But she would never beg him for it. So there she was, strapped to the table, covered in dried cum, panting and sw
I'm Sorry
I've been there done that and shed to many tears over it it sucks thought you all might like it. got this from cassie thanks your a sweetie I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at
To All On Fubar
You're all crackpots! An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water, at the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?" "
Vampress's Ideas
Nomorespamplease
I just figured out when I leave a comment on a pic everybody gets told about it right away ....Blushes oh yea quite a bit right now I freeking hate it when Im busy posting a comment or rateins someone or there pic and I spot up in the right hand corner a blast with say a Pretty lady In your case it may be a hot guy ? Anyhow it sucks a lot when the blast is gone before you can click on it and then you cant find it again ....Grrrrrr dont you just hate it ok now im babbling again lol I dont have a clue what Im doing here , But it seems fun So I will just go with it. :) I had a woman tell me I was A Fake arse ......:( Well now If one is gonna say things like that as a coment PLEASE remember to allow Me to leave a comment on your spot...... Failing this May Or May not lead to a downrate for yourself :( I dont think I wanna have to do this but if it continues I May just. This place rocks though Looking forward to makeing new friends :) :)
My Los And Lettes
to all my lo and lette homies from salem this is to let you all know that this lette has had her baby! He was born on the 16 of september and im sorry to all that wanted to be there and werent it was just my biological fam there and i had him in silverton if i would of had him in salem yall would have been able to come hell most of you would have been takin me to the hospital sorry and i love you all!!!
My Videos
Music Video:SWEET CHILD O' MINE (by Guns N' Roses)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com
Ranting And Raving....
Well, I have met some really cool people on here and I have enjoyed their company and grow quite a sense of respect for them.. But there is one case where i have become a little jaded.. I met someone on this site. We talked for a little while and he seemed very cool. I wasnt looking for love or anything like that.. Just for friends and nothing more.. Plus, I knew he had a girlfriend and I respected that. Never flirted or talked in any preverse way what so ever. After a while things were great and we talked all the time.. Until the Girlfriend caught wind of me. I am not sure what the problem is and personally, I dont really care. It seems in her mind that we were flirting or making some sort of reference to "hook up" or some shit.. I have told her personally that this wasnt the case but I guess my words werent good enough for her. She was pretty much a bitch to me and posed as my friend to milk me for answers for something was merely in her head. We stopped talking and was
Show Him Some Love
COME BY AND SHOW THIS AWESOME FRIEND SOME LOVE HE HAS BEEN EXTREMELY AWESOME TO EVERYONE I KNOW AND RAM TY SO MUCH FOR THE BLAST AND FOR THE VIP HUN UR THE BEST ~~ramrodro~~**Contest Bombers**@ fubar
My Photos...
As you can see I have tons of gothic and other pictures alike but my best stuff is kept in my photobucket. I am inviting for you all to see it and tell me what you think. If you really like one of my pictures and want to rip one, please ask me.. Thanks and here is the site.. http://s211.photobucket.com/albums/bb118/Black_N_Tainted_Kisses/ Enjoy!!!
Need Some Nighthawk Luv Here!
we are down by about 800 or more points
Sex Math
Body: Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a lie anyway-but sex math will know!YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ..Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex(more than one but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to h
Asking For Every1 To Help
IF YOU CAN COME HELP ME BOMB AND RATE AND THROW A FEW COMMENTS WOULD BE A HELP JUST CLICK PICTURE BELOW--MUCH LOVE
Court...
Sittin Here
Here I sit wondering what you’re doing. Here I sit wondering how you slept. Here I sit wondering if you’re missing me like I miss you. Here I sit day dreaming what your doing today. Here I sit all alone wanting to talk to you hoping you hear me. Here I sit hoping you open your eyes realizing I’m not there and thinking of me sitting here thinking of you. Here I sit longing to touch you, touch you the way you touch me. Here I sit alone at my desk hoping you are awaken by my thoughts of you. You are all I think of morning, noon and night. I think of you, I just hope you're thinking of me to.
Headed 2 The Lbc Boo Bash In Chicago This Weekend!!
I'll be performing 4 all my new friends at Linda's Big Connections. I'm performing both Friday and Saturday and of course I'll have CD's 4 sale. If u r in the area come check out the bash and make sure u say hi 2 ya boy D'! Holiday Inn 150 Gary Ave Carol Stream, IL 630-665-3000 Thursday 10/25 8pm-9pm Welcome to Chicago Meet & Greet Friday 10/26 8:00pm-1:00am __________________ Dance $15.00 Dance/Pool/ Hospitality $20.00 Pool / Hospitality $10.00 Saturday 10/27 8:00pm-1:00am __________________ Luncheon $25.00 Dance/Hospitality/ Pool $25.00 Hospitality/Pool $10.00 (Each Night if purchase separately from the dance) Full All Events Package $59.00 (Includes Luncheon) All Bash Fees Are To Be Paid When You Register (Pre-Pay Not Required) Questions? Contact Linda Email: PartytimeBBW@yahoo.com Call: 608-339-4903 or 262-877-9434
Week Of 10/21- 10/27
todays results are as follows #1 has 11022 and #2 has 5112 for a total of 16134. keep up the awesome work everyone, i am thinking of doing a daily prize thing, something like the amount of daily comments + a gift not sure yet on what should the stats be, so for right now drop 500 comments and get 500 fubucks anyone??? here are the links again good job everyone :D #1 #2 here are todays results link #1 has 9346 comments and link #2 has 4820 for a total of 14166 we have reached the 10% point keep up the awesome work everyone :D right now as it stands we have raised $28.32 twards my package :D here are the links again #1 #2
Brush With Ignorance
If you know me at all, you know I HATE it when people look at my tattoos and ask "Hey did that hurt?" While standing in line at the store today, the guy behind me (who must have left his brain in the dresser drawer at home) braved that very question. To which my response was "You know, everyone asks that and it's annoying. It's 45 hours of needles digging into my skin, of course it hurt!" His brilliance didn't end there, though! He then asked "In one day?" Yes, you idiot..... 45 hours in one day. I told him "Well, you know.... life isn't for everyone" He chuckled, and agreed. I was left stunned......... I guess thinking isn't for everyone either.
Blog Worthy
Top 10 email turnoffs for women 1. Don't ask her how much she weighs or what her measurements are. You might as well just tell her you only want to sleep with her and you have no interest in getting to know her, because that's what she's going to think if you ask her this. 2. Don't email her seven times asking her why she hasn't responded to your first email. Women get far more email than men do, so you need to be patient. 3. Don't ask her how many other dates she's been on from Yahoo! Personals. How many other dates someone has been on is not important. What is important is finding out whether the two of you click when you hang out. 4. Don't send her a nasty email if she hasn't responded to you after several emails. It's her prerogative whether or not she desires to be in contact with you. If she doesn't want to meet you, why get angry and nasty? There are plenty of other women out there who you can contact. 5. Don't ask her if she wants to have sex with you on the second emai
Hiya! Ermm.. Just Got This Fubar Thingy Heehee! So Im Tryin To Learn How To Use It! Plz Bare With Me Lol! Hope You Like My Pics =p
Damn!!!!
Don't you hate it when your day turns out like crap. Then things really look up that evening. Something you needed to get done comes together for you. Then on your way home from one of the great things, BAMMM, you hit a fucking deer. Smashes your windshield, rips off your side mirror, dents your finder in the front and puts a huge dent in your rear panel too. Its been one of those days today.
I'm Moving On
Amethyst Dragon
In the war between good and evil, an Amethyst Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality. When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos. As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Amethyst Dragon as breath from its body. During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done. Amethyst Dragon Dragon Description: The Amethyst Dragon makes its home in the deep caverns of the earth, often in mountainous regions. They spend much time in hibernation as one of their favorite things to do is to sleep. Formed from translucent amethyst, it is an awe-inspiring sight to see one in its true form. Light passes through the dragon's body creating a deep purple glow. Its scales will magnify the light rays into bright lavender beams to highlight this effect. Amethyst dragons spend most of their time homebound but do occasionally
Future
So I met this beautiful lady on myspace about 7 months ago... we hit it off from the start... laughin & jokin till the wee hours of the morning every night... Talked and shared everything about ourselves... good and bad.. past and future. we share alot of the same goals.. we share the same type of personality both very loving affectionate and giving people. Now there were a few bumps in the road, but nothing that couldnt be overcome. Well we finally go to meet on Sunday and i was nothing less then amazing... everything was 1000% better then I could have even imagined. I know how i feel and I think she feels the same way as well... but how can you really know 100% I wrote this last night.. with no other reason other then I cant get her out of my head.. she is all I think about... I am just curious... am I overdoing it? am I thinking to much? You tell me.... here is what I wrote.... So its been a few days since I have seen her and I cant get her out of my mind
Help Me Out?
Nice Guy Finish Last
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy
My First Contest!!!
thanx in advance for anyone helping. i need the most comments to win and there are no rules. contest is just starting and will end nov. 7th at 7pm eastern. :) ok guys im in my first contest. it starts today the 24th and ends nov 7th at 7pm eastern. it is comment bombing and there are no rules just most comments gets 1 month vip second gets 7 day blast and so on. anyways i would appreciate any help and will return the love!! here is the pic link http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1236821&albumid=632595&i=2121604771
Two3five7
Dollar-bills and coins enter and leave the wallets of enemies and friends Mornings, afternoons, evenings, and weekends fill with reminders of your dreams Demographics enjoy comforts that you are failing to endure Now you wait for a last chance to remain as innocent and pure Kings, queens, bishops, rooks, knights, and pawns rule the face of the Earth Feet march, left and right, race against time, forgetting to breathe Now you wait for more lessons in sharing everyone’s frivolous concerns Dollar-bills and coins enter and leave the wallets of enemies and friends Welcome to Quicksand Island, the home of Lower Fort Knox Here, you are fed for helping to move ginormous gold-bricks Here, you are clothed for flattering every briefcase, each tie Shelter you get for punctual shift-attendance each day Now the complacent-people, without even a clue to stand on People who wave a magic-wand back at each solution People who read a high-verb low-pronoun diet We
Thanks For The Friendship And The Love
Feelings
Just wanted to let everyone know why I haven't been on here today. We got a new puppy on Saturday. He was doing real good until yesterday. Then he wouldn't eat or drink anything. I tried anything and everything I could think of, but he wouldn't touch a thing. So, this morning I called the Vet and they said to come on in. When I went to the carrier to get him, he couldn't hardly stand up this morning. Went to the Vet they said they thought he had Parvo. So they did a test and sure enough, he did! I was heartbroken!! They gave me an estimate on the cost of care through Friday. I about fainted, almost $400!! The Vet said they had a blood test they could do to get a better idea of his odds. Well while they were running the blood test, he stopped moving and whinning. I called for the Vet and she came and took him away to check him. Came back and said his heart was about to give out. So, we decided with the Vet's help that the best thing to do would be to go ahead and put him to sleep. I di
Addicted
Ok, so I am addicted to communication...that is communication VIA computer...I hate the phone...i live alone with my 10 month old son and work from home...the nearest town/city is 60 miles from here...so I am bored therefore I treat the laptop as my second child...the one who keeps me in touch with all the pervs and friends out there. ////my son can only say so much..usually baba is the extent of it now. Oh yeah, he is jealous of my "second child" and has ripped parts off of my laptop. So far the shift key is gone...the alt key is missing, the UP arrow is non-existent. I managed to save the "k" and stick it back on here but the ESC key is barely hanging on. I mean barely! If i tip my latop, then my escape will fall in oblivion!!! That is why you may see me on here throughout the day! I am just looking for affection!!!
Listen Up Now!!
God's Busy If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!! !! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform, I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God, I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventuall
Heartless
Brain Eaten By Fire Ants
So we went to the movie tonight. And now, here is what is left in my head. (Not that most of these people will ever read it.) Dear Heather- I went to see the "Sex and the City" movie tonight. I went without you. That seems strange to say. It seems strange that our long and profound friendship ended one day because of an uncharged cell-phone. I hope you liked the movie. I wonder if it made you miss me. Or Kelly. Or Bill- assuming you didn't marry him yet. Not that he's right for you, but it just seemed like something that might happen. He's your BIG. Though you'd be better with Aidan. And, if I were to venture a guess, you'd be with Alekzandar. Hope you saw the movie, and liked it. Good-bye again. -Jamie Dear Renee- I'm going to miss you when you move to Canada. You are the Samantha. And I am only a Samantha when I'm with you. I miss you already. It sounds stupid, since I barely get to see you. And I know it's for the best, and that there isn't another choice. But not
Whats Your Sexy Sign
L • I • B • R • A: The sex addict Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.Rare 2 find. Funny. Talkitive. Erotic. Smart. loves sports. gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. V • I • R • G • O: The Sex Fiend Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The Freak in bed Can be mean somtimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if cro
Gramps
Welcome to this world of insanity which we call life. Questions fill my mind but their answers are such simple ones. Respect and Love, should they run parallel, or are they not similar at all. There is a knife on the counter for you to use to continue the stabbing. See the scars upon my back they are from others just like you, kick me while I’m down, you better run like a little bitch and watch over your shoulder because in the end I will get mine. Follow your heart, apparently mine has lost its internet connection to Mapquest, and I can’t trust the fuckin thing anymore, maybe they sell replacement parts at Walmart. Is being alone as scary as it seems to be or is it just missing that regular piece of ass you are used to having whenever you see fit? I am not a toy, I cannot be thrown down and expected to be there whenever your lil fuckin heart desires. Relationships, what a fuckin joke, devote time and love to just get rejection in return. Meaningless phrases, empty promises, an
Huh
I Ran Naked With The Trojan Man Because I Love Marijuana
California On Fire-lets All Be Grateful For What We Have
Sensual Fun
Ok so I am curious here.... over the years I have come to realize that most people.. both men and women.. are afraid to truly express themselves in a sexual manner... everyone has their secrets that they are afraid to let be known in fear that others will look down on them. Why is it that people choose to live like this instead of being who they truly are? What is your take on this?
Just My Opinions And Feelings
No longer will i freely give things out because im tired of it coming back to bite me in the ass if you want my friendship from now on you earn it no gifts unless you earn them, no anything unless you earn them. im tired of fanning, rating, adding people that i try to get to know but when i try to do so they ignore me therefor throwing what friendship i offered back in my face and i can see clearly they are online they update there status 4-7 times and i mean thats usually a clue hey they are online or they update there stash hey your online i will speak to you and when i try no they dont wanna speak. and another thing i cannot stand is someone that is gonna use my friendship just to increase there ratings so thats why from now on you can earn shit!!!! plain and fucking simple you got a problem with it complain to your peers or reach me at 1-800-fuck-your-opinions....
Pissed Off Big Time
The Best Of Late Night.....
"This week, Vice President Dick Cheney’s wife Lynne Cheney says that Obama and Dick Cheney are related. She said they are actually eighth cousins. Lynne Cheney says that Obama-Dick Cheney connection was the result of one of Obama’s ancestors marrying one of Cheney’s ancestors in 1650. Even more interesting: Do you know who introduced them in 1650? Bob dole." -Jay Leno "Big day in Washington. Today President Bush had a historic meeting with the Dalai Lama. There was an awkward moment when Bush saw what the Dalai Lama was wearing and said, “Don’t tell me they lost your luggage.”" -Conan O'Brien "Yesterday, the Dalai Lama had a private meeting with President Bush. The last Dalai the president greeted at the White House was Parton." -Jimmy Kimmel "According to The Wall Street Journal, Botox hit a billion dollars in sales last year. A billion dollars! Of course, the Botox people are thrilled. You couldn’t tell by looking at their faces, but they were." -
Southern California Fires!!
ok well...i just moved out of California...most of you know this..to Wyoming to be with the man of my dreams but I just found out that my mom and little brother have had to be evacuated due to the wild fires in Running Springs, CA. She's not sure if her house is still there or not and has no way of knowing just yet but pretty much all of the small town of Running Springs is destroyed. If you can, please keep them in your thoughts and prayers during this devastating time along with all of the other families in the nearby communities. I'm worried as hell and feel helpless because now I'm so far away. All i can do is hope and pray that everything turns out fine and that the evacuations were only precautionary measures that had to be taken...but as of this morning the fire that caused all this had still been 0% contained. Anyway..not much more to say than that...just has been weighing on my heart and i thought i would share..:) ~AMber~
Need Ideas For Backgrounds
New Club
Suicidal Thoughts
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Whitesville, Kentucky after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the park
Darrabeth
George Carlin - Rules For 2007
No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain...Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.' New Rule: If you need to s
The Miracle Of Compounding
Their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20, for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state Over the next few minutes, he explained That his company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go - It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $ 1 million. Then, she showed him stock certificates issued by the bank which were worth over $ 2 million, and informed him
A Little Too Strange
This is a shoutbox conversation (read from bottom up) that I had with some weirdo about a comment I had made in a mumm. He apparently got tired of deleting comments so he just deleted the whole mumm. The mumm was the now standard, "Who's going to win the World Series?" To which, I commented, as I always do, "Baseball sucks". Our conversation follows. ****** Him: Ok well Im sorry either way. Me: I'm not angry. I could care less. Him: The whole point was that I was looking for baseball fan's opinions. I'm sorry if I made you angry, but thats the way I felt about it Him: Okay Me: You deleted it? You really are just a little too weird. Him: if you would of said something clever then I would of left it up. Seriously. Me: Actually it had nothing to do with you. There are other mummers that would be expecting to see my comment, as it is standard, and they might miss it or worry about me if I didn't say it. Him: This ignore it. If you're not a fan then it doesnt
Think Before You Speak
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at th
Contest
im in a contest i have never been in one before so i need all the help i can get any help would be greatly appriciated. please help and thank you .
All Work And No Play...
ive been single a year.ive met a couple of cool people,but no one real.not that ive been looking 'real hard',but i get lonely sometimes in between working full time and touring.somethings gotta give...or ill sell my 'pretty' parts on e-bay!lol'metal gets hot when you rub it'.
Lyrics I Like...
Heard this song on the radio this past week and instanly fell in love with it... This is exactly how I feel about Jack! ********************************************* The sun is shining everyday The clouds never get in the way for you and me I’ve known you just a week or two But baby I’m so into you I can hardly breathe And I’m in So totally wrapped up Emotionally attracted So physically active So recklessly I need you So desperately sure as the sky is blue Baby I love you I love you I never knew that I could feel like this Can hardly wait till our next kiss You’re so cool If I’m dreaming please don’t wake me up ’cause baby I can’t get enough of what you do And I’m in So electrically charged up Kinetically active Erractically need you Fanatically you get to me Magically sure as the sky is blue Baby I love you I can’t believe That this is real The way I feel Baby I’ve gone head over heels And I’m in So totally wrapped up Emotionally att
Meeting At The Bar
3400 To Level..its Her Birthday
Show her some birthday love. Boo ???@ fubar
My 1st One
Name: DOB: Is your Pussy Shaved? Is your Pussy Trimmed? Is your Pussy All Hair? Do you squirt? Do you love to have a Big O from being eaten out? You like to Suck Cock after you get your Pussy ate: What is your Fav Position? Is my Tongue Pic the only Reason you added me to you Buddy list: When are you open for an Oral interview? 1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would consider having sex with? yes 2. What side of the bed do you usually sleep on? the side shes not on. 3. Have you had sex with anyone in your top friends? yes. 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? beef 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? nope 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Nope. 7. Shower or bath? Shower 8. Do you brush your teeth in the shower? Sometimes, but not really. 9. Mexican or Chinese food? mexican 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? 50/50. 11. Do you love someone on
A Letter To Me.
This letter was left for me on my MSN page. I have been getting letters from this person for awhile now and I have no idea why. I do not know who this person is or what I did to them to make them so mad at me. I try to be nice to people and I have always thought I treated people nicely. This one really hurt me though. I just wish I knew who this person was so I could find out what I did to them. I really didn't think I was that bad of a person. I thought I always treated people good and tried to make them feel loved, I just don't know what to do anymore. Here is what they wrote: I see you are still around. I don’t know why you think that anyone cares about you or how you feel. You are just a waste of human flesh and we are tired of hearing about your problems and how much pain you are in. If things are so bad just do everyone a favor and kill yourself. You will always be alone, and obviously no one wants to be with you. Just do the world a favor and disappear or die!!! No woma
Help Me Win A Vip
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My Contest Blog
Welcome To My Salute Photo Contest. So it pretty simple really. Contact me with your photo by fubar mail or let me know which one to rip from photo files. Contest will run from Oct 28th to midnight Nov 10th (That's 2 weeks) Prizes are as followed. 1st 30 day blast or 2 VIP's. 2nd is which ever the winner didn't pick 3rd is a 7 day blast 4th is a 3 day blast... Prize Eggs For Follow are.....Wait If you know where the Prize Eggs are coming then they aren't Prize eggs anymore now are they. So Far Prize eggs for this Contest have Been. LaKesha for reaching 1000 comment votes 1st FU WIFEY OF BIG WILLIE~MŹ βÁ⧤Ä.k.ĤMŹ ¥ÜMM¥ FoBeing A Last Vote During My Monday Lunch Hour LadyofNY For Being A Last Vote During My Monday Lunch Hour (Last Lunch Blast of The Week) frostybuds For Being the 1000th comment/voter on ladyofny photo. THE LATIN MAN For Being the 1000th comment/voter on Nocturnal Mistress photo. *AKAMRS. T 10,000 fu bucks for being the l
Naughty Application
Your name: Age: 1.Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. Lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5. Would you take a shower with me? 6. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7. Would you leave after or stay the night? 8. Do you like cuddling afterward? 9. Condom or Skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11. Would you kiss me during sex? 12. Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14. Can I use you as a booty call? 15. Can we take pictures of the act? 16. How long would we have sex? 17. Would you tell your friends about me? 18. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? See how many people send this back to you! Even if you have a bf / gf. Repost this! Title it "naughty application...."
Thinking
Sometimes I get really confused about life. Is that because we are not suppose to understand it? Just when I think I'm on the right track with something seems I am corrected and it wasn't what I thought. Maybe I am just trying too hard. I need to take a different approach at this. Think I'll try this and see what happens.....Wish me luck!!! So what is the deal with people and pictures. I mean you see a picture of them and you are like dayum he or she is hot. You view their web cam and it's like who the fuck are you. I really don't understand this. How do you change your picture. I don't understand. Just be yourself if not in the end it will come back to get you. Fake people are the worst people of all. Ok so I freakin hate it when I go to a fast food drive through and ask for ketchup. I get back to my office and there are 2 packs in the bag. WTF I mean I don't need the person at the window to be the ketchup police. Nor do I need them to watch my ketchup intake. I mean WTF are these peo
A Former Myspacer...?
sometimes we all get down on ourselves,but everyone has their opwn beauty to share so far,fubar is impressing compared to the dullness of myspace.maybe its just because i been on myspace forever it gets old.but like all new things,its a fresh new start...so help me understand how this works better ...im still figuring things out
The Dj's Law
Little DJ has his first day at school. His Mom was real worried, and when she picked him up from school at the end of the day, she anxiously asked him how his day went. 'Well, I came top of the class in Math, I made a touchdown in football, and I had sex with the teacher.' 'What! How dare you! Get into your room and wait till your father gets home!' Little DJ goes to his room, and when his father comes home, DJ's mom tells his father, 'I'm absolutely disgusted with DJ. He said he came top of the class in Math, made a touchdown in football, and had sex with the teacher!' 'That's my boy' thinks his Dad. So he goes upstairs to talk to DJ. 'Don't worry about your Mom. She's a bit upset, but it sounds to me like you had an awesome day at school. In fact, I'm so pleased, you know that bicycle I said I was going to buy you for Christmas, I think I'll get it for you this weekend.' 'Oh no, Dad, don't. I don't think I'll be able to sit down for a while.' 1. PLAY SOMETHING GO
Dating And Me..
I've done a lot of dating rants recently.. and I'm starting to think I've got a grip on the centralized problem -- the talk. So I've gone on a lot of little.. I guess you would call them dates, recently, with some pretty cool and pretty crappy people. It seems like I'm constantly being shoved into "the talk" when its one of those things I avoid at all costs. "The talk" meaning "relationship status discussion." Relationship status? For some reason, people want to discuss this after like, 2 dates. WHAT? Well, since that always makes me twitch, I've decided I'm going to start having the talk with people before we even go on date one. In fact, Im going to blog my side of "the talk" right here for everyone to see, that way I never have to have it again. I'll be on my date and say, "Heres a link. Please call me if you have questions, thanks..." and then I will basically be tech support for my "the talk" website. I'm a genius. Moving on.. Heres what I want. * I do not want
Bombing Contest
Help Me Win This Contest (Click the Pic. to come show me love!) I am trying to win a 7 day blast please rate me and show me some comment bombing love. Let me know if you bomb me so I can return you some love! Help Me Win This Contest (Click the Pic. to come show me love!) I am trying to win a 7 day blast please rate me and show me some comment bombing love. Let me know if you bomb me so I can return you some love! HELP ME PLEASE!! BOMBING CONTEST!! MY VERY FIRST ONE!!!Daisy http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=917251&albumid=637274&i=2269167755
Mean Moms
Mean Moms Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you enough to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new best friend was a creep. I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes. I loved you enough to let you see anger, disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect. I loved you enough to let you assume the responsibility for your actions even when the penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart. But most of all, I loved you enough to say NO when I knew you would hate me for it. Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm glad I won them, because in the end you won, too. And someday when your children a
Other
**Kiss on the belly-----"lets have sex" **Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine" **Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny" **Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends" **Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you" **Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together" **Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you" **Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you" **Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other" **A wink ---"Let's get it on" **Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine" **Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you" **Holding on tight ---"Don't let go" **Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go" **Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me" **Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go" **Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you" --Advice-- *Dont ask for a kiss, take one. I have been asked several times by my parents what I'd like to do for my birthday. Actually, they, more then likely, are unable to get me/do what I'd like for my
Y Me 2
->tkr1999: um wtf .. piss off how the fuk do u have sex wiff a keyboard n a screen u pillock!!!!! tkr1999: what you want sex hun? then i get told ....tkr1999: FU@# YOU AND ADD ME TO YOUR BLOCK LIST
Birthday Love
Happy Birthday to ~Boo~, show her some love! Boo ???@ fubar
My Songs
Late at night I lay awake in bed… Thinking about the things that we've said… Wondering if tomorrow will be okay… Dreaming about how life should be… Hoping that you'll be with me… Will tomorrow be a brand new day? I wish sometimes I knew just what to say.... (Chorus) There's a time when we all fall… When we all stand up to our call… A moment when our hearts are just a revvin'… When you came into my life... ...I took one step towards Heaven. Times are getting harder it seems. Trying to smash all of our dreams. If we pull together will they all still come true? Will this world get the best of us? Break us down and break or trust. Let’s stay together and we’ll know just what to do. I wish sometimes I knew just what to say.... (Chorus) There's a time when we all fall. When we all stand up to our call. A moment when our hearts are just a revin'. When you came into my life... ...I took one step towards Heaven. ********************************* Who kn
Breast Cancer Awarness And Holiday Items
1. Check out my Breast Cancer Awarness Special that ends on October 31, 2007!!! For each collection purchased by October 31, 2007, Passion Parties will donate $5.00 to the Passion Parties Charitable Foundation for the Susan G. Komen Foundation and the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation!! Click on my website link! Go to "Shop Online" then to "Just for her" and click on the "Breast Cancer Awarness" Icon at the top on the left side!!! 2. We just got in these wonderful new items for the Holiday season!! Are you looking for a Stripper Pole to spice up your bedroom, then check out my website! We also have other new wonderful products for the Holiday season! Go to "Shop Online" and click on "Holiday Specials"! 3. Host a party I have great incentives for you as well!!!! Host a party for a fun evening of a girls night in, bachelorette party, bridal shower, birthday party and more party options!! Also would do a Bar night show, if you are a bar owner ask me for details! 4. Become a Co
Prays For All In Calif
PRAY FOR ALL IN IN CALIF THAT LOST THEIR HOMES AND MANY HAD TO BE EVACUATED . THANK YOU CHERIE & KAGE FOR MY SIS KARLIEGRL AND MANY FROM HERE THAT LIVE IN CALIF .
Apology
The Untold Truth
Feelings
Crumbled papers Of poems about you Written with words That will never come true Written in ink That will never fade away The hopeful words I wish I could say Hands still shaking As I continue to write Scribbled letters Of black and white Eager to tell you How I feel Wishing I could prove My feelings are real
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