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Who Loves Me
Somewhere in time We fell in love Our feelings were so strong Stars sparkled up above Somewhere in time Nothing else mattered We were together Until our hopes and our dreams were shattered Somewhere in time Great memories are there Our love was once great Nothing could compare Somewhere in time Our love stands still A love that we lost Somehow, against our will Somewhere in time We'll meet again Somewhere in time Our love will never end A warm sensation fills my body My heart races with every touch The softness of your voice soothes My soul As I lay there hoping the moment Will never end Calling out for you Praying that you'll never let me go The sensation so strong I can no longer feel my body Slowly I fade in and out of reality In an instant the warm sensation Fades away My heart empty My soul torn apart Lying there; wondering where I went Wrong Calling out for you, only to find there is no answer My mind invaded with thoughts So
Not Looking For Love - Just Having Some Fun
I'm not looking for love on the internet. I'm just here cause I'm bored and want to meet some new friends to chat with and maybe play some pool with. Too many wierdos out there and not enough normal people.
When People Go To Far On Here!
I think it's going way to far when someone starts to leave nasty comments about ones kids...all b/c of an ex..I'm sorry but leave the kids out of it, they're not to blame for hatred you may have for the adult.. It's very childish & going way overboard when someone stoops so low as to leave nasty comments about an innocent child!! I couldn't believe that this had actually happened until a good friend of mine deleted their profile because of this..When is enough enough?? Personally I think they should have said something about it & the other accounts should have been deleted but I think they did what they felt best for their kids. I just can't believe that someone would stoop so low, yeah I'm a bit naive you could say, this is 2007 & we have some f#$cking crazy ass people in this world but damn if you don't like someone fine leave comments about them not the kids that's BS!!
My Life
It has been brought to my attention that I have not put up a blog in some time now. Suggestions have indicated that I should pick up the pace on my story telling! Now, if you're new to the game, don't worry most of my blogs are true and spot on....:) I will begin by quoting the main source of my newly posted piece of art, "What's up? Too busy hanging drapes and shopping at B,B,and B to write it out? I know your life isn't boring so don't play the nothings going on card. I was thinking how interesting it is to have a friend that spends his time partying in limos, chilling in VIP and luxuriating in his bachelor pad. Just hope the high life doesn't change you." And now I will address the previous statement... Okay, I surely don't party in limos enough to really to claim it on my taxes, but there have been some moments inside a limo that I only talk about if you have a valid security clearance and the "need to know!" I have to thank Nigel for making moments such as those possible
Psycho Chicks
Okay, long story but funny....try and keep up! 1.) One night I am out and about. A buddy of mine is like, "hey, call this girl, she won't answer when I call her." I am like, "ok." She doesn't answer. Didn't call back, didn't push the issue just told him she didn't answer. 2.) The next week, like 5 days later, I get a phone call from some wierd 360 number. Washington huh? I usually have people's names entered in my phone from Washington. "Hello," I say. "Who is this," says a female voice. Instantly, I am like, "Who the hell are you? You called me!" She says her name and I totally draw a blank. Then it hits me. It's that girl my buddy asked me to call like almost a week ago! I tell her who I am and that my buddy, whom she knows, wanted me to call her for him. She's gets it and that is the end of that conversation. I barely remember her but from what I did remember, she was extremely rude, hence I didn't stick around to listen to her anymore. I hung up. 3.) L
One Best Friend!!
IT'S HARD TO FIND A FRIEND WHO'S SO CUTE, HONEST, LOVING, GENEROUS, SUPER INTELLIGENT, SWEET, SEXY, N SO FREAKIN HOT!!!! SOOOOO, UMM, DON'T LOSE ME!!!! I have the most colorful friend! She comes with the craziest stuff. However if your one to blush easy she's not one you may be able to handle. But shes my best friend, and the best entertainment that my could buy!!! Anyone have a friend like her?
Zodiac Signs
Michael Hutchence 10 Year Memorial Tribute
I cannot believe that almost 10 years is gone by.Such a magnetic,Charming and dynamically explosive presence on stage,He is still missed so deeply by so many,and alot of us "old fans" will always consider him the one and only true lead singer of INXS.If you listen to the video below it says it all! ~Missin You Hutch~
I Entered A Contest, Help Me?
The Lip Lovers Contest will run: October 26, 2007 6pm PST thu November 5, 2007 6pm PST each rate is worth 5 points & each comment is worth 1 point.. When the contest starts. will you come help me out? thanks, Mandy scsweetie
Big Boy
Novelty Quizzes
..>..> ..> You Are Ani Difranco! Honest, real, and well liked.You're not limited by any boundaries."And you can call me crazyBut I think you're as lazy as white paint on the wall"..> Who's Your Inner Rock Chick?..>..> ..> Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion:You have low extroversion. You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people.Conscientiousness:You have high conscientiousness.Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.Most things in your life are organized and planned well.But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.Agreeableness:You have medium agreeableness.You're generally a friendly and trusting person.But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.Neuroticism:You have medium neuroticism.You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.Little
Pollyticks
Anime And Video Game Artbook Scans
New Pics Added
please check out some of my artwork and leave comments on them please all of them are done by me and only me. i put a lot of work into these and would like others opinions on them thank you
The Devil Still Is Having Fun With My Soul.
Rainy Season!
Civilian Friends Vs. Military Friends
Body: CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Military FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you don't get caught CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Military FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Military FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we messed up!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. Military FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your pussy. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Military FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone pi
Words From Mitchell
Lighter Shade of Blue (For Hannah) All day I've been sitting here feeling blue, because I miss you. It seems so long since I have last talked to you, my love is true. I'd do anything to be able to see you more, to have you in my world. Just to have you in my loving arms once more, to have you as my world. No matter how deeply sad I am, you can always make my tears fade away. No matter where it is I stand, I always think about the words you say. Every time you tell me you love me, my world becomes a lighter shade of blue. My love for you is deeper than the sea, darling my love for you is true. When the time comes that I get to see you again, all the sweeter it will be, everytime we reunite my happiness rebegins, my love for you will always be. In the end no matter what gets in my way, no matter what other people say, I will find a way to have you in my arms, by your side no one can do us harm. Mitchell Brian Key to Your Heart (For Hannah) If I found the key,
Poetry
I just can shake this feeling that you dont need me anymore. You just dont care like you did before. You never call me just to see how I am. I dont know why I think you still give a damn. I fell for your lines. I just cant believe I was played. I was so foolish. And now I have paid. I will no longer believe you or fall for your lines. I know all your tricks and have seen all the signs. You try and make me think I need you around. Its you who need me but Im leaving this town. Ive found someone else who loves me for my heart. I cant wait for the day he and I are no longer apart. I made a mistake the day I married you. But I can fix this mistake because baby were through. I am fighting an eating disorder, low self esteem, and depression. Am I even worth any of you attention? I get paranoid about way too much. Do you still think you can help with a gentle touch? I cuss like a sailor and I smoke way too much. Do I even deserve the compassion of human touc
My Muzik Samples
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Excited
Well just in case you didn't know. I am going to be a mommy. I only have 3 more weeks left till my due date. After being on bedrest for 7 weeks, I'm finally able to get out. It has been a long road but I am almost done. Can't wait to see my little one. So today was a good day. I had a pretty good interview with Extraco (fingers crossed), got the checks(4)for the vacations hours I had at my old job and I won concert tickets. I actually won something. Me. I never win anything. I'm going to see Gym Class Heroes, Plain White T's and Fall Out Boy live in concert! Whoo hoo! I can't wait. As bad as it is to say, I haven't been to a concert since Vanilla Ice lol. I guess it's about time to update my concert viewing. LOL Will update you all on Wednesday. Yea!
Sumbit@h
An extremely rich Texas gentleman decided that he wanted to throw a party and invted all of his friends and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, (The only Black man in the neighborhood.) He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host announced "I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash & every- one turned around and saw Leroy jump in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its butt! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gat
Just Trying
i love this the people are great not to mention the music
My Blogs
I breath today as I did my first day, uncertain of where my exhale will settle and stay. I'm unsure of the risk my ongoing rough breath will display. I feer to show my fear, I'm angry at my hate. I cry to the sadness of each breath I need to embrace. I tremble for the chuckle of each windful escape with every beat of my heart as it strives to brake. NO!!! No I say. I want to breathe and chuckle to happier days. Yet i still sigh with an on going pain. Why Oh Mighty God, why must i disgrace all I breath today as I did my my first day with hesitant ambition yet I still pray. I curse the first breath given each one on each day. Will I curse and curse this painful breath I need to embrace and keep sighing and crying hating and denying the sweet breath you give me each day? YES!! Yes I want to breath as my first day. I know my breath is the wind that can clear my way. I breath today as I did my first day hoping for an exhale that my soul will save when i was in my d
Heartbroken
Confused
Howdy!!
howdy strangers. I am new here and just wanting to meet new and interesting people. See ya guys around
Grandma's Rock !! :)
Prayers
My friend was in a bad car accident today at around 530 am,on his way to work.It was raining and he was driving on highway 231 north bound also known as troy highway in montgomery alabama,and someone hit him from behind and pushed him over the media to the southbound highway,and he was hit by an 18 wheeler.He has fractures to both legs,broken arm,his stomache was cut open and he has an internal infection from that,plus he has a broken jaw.He has been in surgery all day to fix his wound on his stomache and had to put pins in his elbow.He still has to go back into surgury to fix his jaw.Doctors say that they don't know for sure if he will recover or not,but hopefully because he is young.They willnot gaurantee anything.Please pray for him.....his name is Mukesh.Real friends with a heart will take a few minutes out of thier time to pray for someone in need.Thank you!!!!! ~Cherry Princess~
Movie Reviews
ok number one if your a fanatic animal lover and a parent who gets FREAKED out easily do NOT watch this movie, now for the ones of us who like to watch those movies full of blood guts n gore, by all means go spend the 10 $ @ the movie theater, and make sure to get some popcorn while your at it and unfortunatly its a love story in disguies but i still say go watch it the movie keeps u on your feet for the entire show, never skips a beat, shadows here people getting snatched there, and the muffin muncher, my personal fav, lol im sure some of yall are like WTF is a muffin muncher, well unless you see the movie youll never know thats my opinion gimmie ur comments if you seen it and or if your gonna go see it
My Life
There's this guy I like (he knows who he is) and I thought he liked me, but now I'm starting to wonder. I talked to him every day for a long time, usually at 5:30 in the morning while he was getting ready for work. There were certain things he would say or do every time I talked to him that kinda gave me the feeling he wanted to be with me, but last night I sent him an email telling him how I felt and he replied saying he just wanted to be friends. I was completely crushed when I read it, and just wanted to cry. Then I get on here and look at his blog. When I do I find this: i talk to you everyday i talk to you on the phone when im down you bring me up when im sad you make me happy I talk to you every morning and that makes my day go better I think of you all the time THere are times wheni just want to be in your arms or hold you in my arms or just kiss you Sometimes i wander if there is will every be more than friends with us What matters is that you make me happy and i wil
Messages
Thanks everyone!Sleep well my new friends!!!! FEEDINGTHEDESIRE
Regaining Memories
Laci Raine.. My Doxie
When I saw Laci today it was amazing! She was so happy to see me and I loved holding her! Gosh have I missed her in the 24 hours she has been away. Thursday when the Doc examined her, she just had a tiny bit of feeling in her left leg.. outer toe. Today when he checked again.. He squeezed her little toes and she yanked away and turned and looked at him! I was so happy to see that!! She is getting some feeling back! I am to do some physical therapy exercises with her every day and continue to give her medication, and with any luck... my babygirl just may walk again. I know it will take time.. it won't happen over night. But her vet and I are hopeful that it could happen. I am very thankful she was so spunky today, just like herself.. only her back legs & bladder aren't working well but getting the feeling back is WONDERFUL news! It will take alot of hard work & patience but I will take good care of my girl. I can't wait to bring her home! I uploaded 4 new pics of our visit today,
Another Friday Night....
Well here goes another friday night out at a club...with really bad "pick up" lines. Could just once, it be possible to meet a good lookin guy with some class, a job, and a since of humor????
Buy My Mixtape....or At Least Listen 2 It.
DJ BENZ MIX A MILLI (NEW YORK REMIX) RED CAFE, FABOLOUS, LIL MAMA, JADAKISS only to DA FIRST LOUNGE......N GET ME A VIP LOL U WANT IT? NAME UR PRICE. 1ST COME, 1ST SERVED. GET @ ME DJ BENZ Download Mixtape | Provided by DatPiff.com my best mixxes this year from me. 4 you. Happy New Year Download Mixtape | Provided by DatPiff.com
Turd
2 you low rater's your just hateful sorry sucker's so keep off my page you low life fist fucker's if you dont like other's pix then move the fuck on just look at yourself cause you sure aint the bomb workin can i blog
Levelers
Please add one another. You dont have to add to your family list unless you want to. But it would be nice. ~Just Meee~S.B.A.B.~Club F.A.R.~I.B.I.C.~Royalty Leveler~@ fubar gl$65101(member of royalty levelers)@ fubar ~~WVPRINCESS~~ CLUB~ F.A.R.~~MEMBER OF ROYALTY LEVELERS****@ fubar the real flirt ~ Royalty Leveler ~@ fubar
Shit
juat wanted to say hi to the ladys...im just me if u like cool if not cool....lol...well anything u want to no just ask.....
Bomb My Friend...
I NEED BOMBERS TO HELP MY FRIEND STEVE CLICK THIS THUMBNAIL PIC: here is the link: [ fubar.com photo: 3191021524 ] SHOW HIM MUCH LOVE PEOPLE.... THANK YOU... :-)
About Me
well i just wanted to let everyone know a little about myself...i am 28 and i am from milwaukee wi..i have no kids, dont get me wrong i love kids i just dont have any...i have 3 nephews and 3 nieces..so anyways i am single...and i dont wanna be any more!!!! but i am having problems finding the right man...and i dont know why...but i like all kinds of music and movies..i love to go out dancing and just hangging out with friends..i love the dallas cowboys..well if there is anything else u wanna know just ask!!!!
Points To Ponder...
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Contests For Friends
The contest is almost over. if you can help out I'd appreciate it. Shes not far off from first place. Please help my friend LadyofNY win her first contest by Rating her Salute pic or posting some comments. Thanks!!
Check Out Legends
My Blog
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE LIES BEING SPREAD ABOUT ME ABOUT A CERTAIN PERSON, I'M SICK OF THE DRAMA AND BULLSHIT. I AM TIRED OF THEM TELLING PEOPLE I AM FAKE AND DRAMA QUEEN WHEN IT ISN'T TRUE. IF PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE ME FOR WHO I AM, I TRULY DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE. I KEPT MYSELF QUIET AND PEOPLE KEEP ON PICKING ON ME AND SHIT, I'M SICK OF IT. I ALSO HAVEN'T DONE SHIT TO HER, SO I'M TIRED OF JEALOUS BITCHES, I MIGHT GIVE FUBAR A BREAK, FUCK IT, I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE WHO TO TRUST OR TO BE FRIENDS WITH, I LEFT THIS PERSON A LONG TIME, SHE WON'T LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. SHE IS CAUSING DRAMA AND TELLING PEOPLE I AM FAKE AND I AM A DRAMA QUEEN, I HATE DRAMA, I DON'T LIKE DRAMA PERIOD..I AM A GOOD PERSON. IF PEOPLE WANT TO BELIEVE IT THEN I COULD CARE LESS...ANY SUGGESTIONS OR ADVICE? SO THIS PERSON IS CAUSIN PROBLEMS AND SAYING LIES ABOUT ME THAT AREN'T TRUE WHEN SHE HARDLY KNOWS ME, SO IF YOU WANT PROBLEMS AND DRAMA, HER IS HERE LINK IF YOU DO NOT WANT ANY DRAMA OR PROBLEMS, I SUGGEST YOU
Other Night
I was to dominate them------I was dominatreux to them. I got to tell them what to tell them what to do to each other. Basically, I was training the wife on domination; so i didn't get pleasured at all during the session. I had to wait till I got home and pull some toys out. I pulled out my silver metal vibrator and dildo and played with them for four times---which was good I was satisfied six times--three times with each of them. Then I pulled out a chopping knife and i stuck it gently in my puss and began going in and out i cut my self a little but it wasn't anything major---the best fun is that i have this little taser like small item that sends out a little line across of light electricity---i used that on my tit when i was cumming with the knife was in me--it was so painful but so good at the same time. I was hurt but i had a good night playing with myself. I'm glad I only watched when I was dominating because I got to have a very fun night with some toys afterwards. Do
Seeing My Ville....
In less than 19 hours...I will be standing in front of my Ville...looking up at this beautiful, sweet & talented man...seeing & hearing only him...taking in every precious moment that I will have there with him...into my heart, mind & soul...feeling as I have never before in my life...& never will again...
Bored
I am at home and I'm bored, I have no kids tonight and my best friend who is boring as that wants me to come hang out. I don't want to but i want to do something...any ideas???
Huh?
I'm finally gonna get laid tomorrow! It's been a month since Marc has been in Florida and while I love my rabbit, I miss him. :( I finished cleaning the house from top to bottom, minus my desk, which I'm about to do in a minute. Then I think I'm going to bake him some chocolate chip cookies and brownies. He all ready planned out my outfit, so now I have to try and get my garter belt on another set of thigh highs. They're a pain in the ass. I picked up a "soft" whip today, so he wouldn't be afraid of hurting me while he spanked. lol. I'm just so excited to see him again. I've missed him soooo much
Fanmeratemeaddmecrushme
Hi There! I rated, fanned, added, crushed, and googled you. I also looked you up on my space and every other social networking site I could think of. I called your house and hung up seven times over the last 2 days, built a shrine in your honor in my bedroom and hired a PI to gather more information on your daily activities. If you wouldn't mind doing the same for me I sure would appreciate it! Thanks & have a great night!!! I wish I had started doing this a LOOOOONG time ago, but it's time to start archiving the random weirdness in my shoutbox. These are messages that come from people I don't know, most often they have not even been on my page. I'll just be adding them to this entry as I go. More to come soon. ****************************************************** : hi would you be interested in living somewhere where you'd never have to work or do chores? where you'd be supported and taken care of? ****************************************************** nice tits u got
" Are You A Turtle ?"
Brief History of the International Association of Turtles ... Some American Fighter Pilots were relaxing in an English Pub during World War II when they, somehow, got onto the subject of "Turtles". They described a person who was clean minded, usually minded their own business, but when the need arose, would stick their neck out for themselves and other people in need had the attributes of a turtle. That's how the International Association of Turtles began. Sounds crazy unless you have been around drinking pilots. These pilots became the fist members of the International Association of Turtles. Knowing the way of the military they would all be split up soon and they would all actively recruit new members. So they came up with a way for Turtles to identify each other. When anyone would ask a Turtle, "Are you a Turtle?" the proper response would be... I am a second generation "Turtle" and am a member of the 'Turtle Air Force'
Only God Knows Why
White Boy
Why, Why, Why: *Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? *Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? *Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? *Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? *Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? *Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? *Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? *Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? *Whose idea was it to p ut an "S" in the word "Lisp"? *If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? *Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? *Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? *Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
In The Process Of Moving!
hey every1 hows it going? good here finaly(slowly) getting out of my money slump, and hopefully moving in november into a nice 3 bdrm 2 bath (master bath has a garden tub hehehehe!) and the rough road is starting to smoth out. wish me luck on my move. the other day went to the doctors with my wife and i hear my babies heart beat and her (baby) kicking the microphone! LOL! she is due in jan. i cant wait thats gonna be my lil tomboy and there isnt gonna be no man gonna get to her ill have my gun and polishing it up as she gets ready for her first date! LMAO! not really il have a father to b/f talk like adults i just like to make the boiy scured LMAO! well thats all for now love to hear your comments on this dont know when ill be back on here but please leave comments hate mail ne thing ill get it thanks and have a drink for me! BUBYE FOR NOW! paul
Revenge And Vengeance X 2
Deeper Meaning...
If she wants to dance and drink all night then there�s no one that can stop her. She�s going until the house lights come up or her stomach spills onto the floor. This night is going to end when we�re damn well ready for it to be over. Worked all week long now the music is playing on our time. We do what we do to get by, and then we need a release. You get mixed up with the wrong guys. You get messed up on the wrong drugs. Sometimes the party takes you places that you didn�t really plan on going. When people see the track marks on her arms she knows what they�re thinking. She keeps on working for that minimum, as if a high school education offered any other options. They don�t know nothing about redemption. They don�t know nothing about recovery. Some people just ain't the type for marriage and family. No mother ever dreams that her daughters going to grow up to be a junkie. No mother e
Love..........
such is life to always want something, and never get it. silently we suffer inside from this want, always dreaming that we'll get it. Praying to an unseen God, hoping with all our might. I sit back and wounder if this is just lust or if I can actually care this much for someone. Listing to sad music, always woundering if it happens if it will turn out like everything in the past. So hard to pour out your emotions and except the consiquences will you be turned down, will you be excepted, or will they turn thier back for ever, afraid themselves of what might happen. or is it you, afraid that it might actually turn out the way you dream of it to be. Silently I watch the tears fall, wondering did I fuck it up so bad that I will never have the chance Ive dreamed of. Yet she talks to me, WHAT THE FUCK, what to think, my god the heart ache pours from my soul and through my eyes you can see my pain. so close...........yet emotionally so far away. will I ever be
Tattoo Contest
I've entered a tattoo contest.....most comments win. Please help me out by bombing my pic with comments and rates!! Thank you in advance for your help. Click on the photo and comment the hell out of me!!!
Blog
Oh my god its late, Angela siad its Windy, Nana coming tomrow?, Farm stinks, Well look at the time have to end this one
My Health 2
So u all know I have not been feeling well. So last night I went to the ER oh fun! I have a UTI,A Cyst on my overy, sinus infection and a inflamed,infected bowl. so ya so icky . anyways thats whats what is wrong with me. So i am taking meds now to help with all that ! woot woot!Ugh and i had an IV hooked up to me some nice meds in that! I also had x-rays and a CT Scan with the burning dye stuff.... OUCH!!!! ty all for ur prayers and thoughts!Keep them coming! :) XOXO ~S~
This Guy Is So Sweet
The Plan!
The Plan! Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfe ct plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines They don't want us the re, anyway. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal alie
Between A Rock And A Hard Place!!!!!!!!
I am caught between a rock and a hard place. i love someone who honestly does not know what he wants and needs. he has a job to do and cannot be around for us to sit down and talk face to face. I wish he knew and could understand how i feel. At this point in his life he is not ready for the kind of person that i need and want in my life. i am lost and wondering in the dark. i want my deamon to sweep me off my feet and love me forever. WELL I FOUND OUT ON OCTOBER 18, 2007 THAT I AM 16 WEEKS PREGNANT. MY HUSBAND JUST GOT HOME LESS THAN 6 WEEKS AGO. I HAD THREE AFFAIRS WHILE HE WAS OVER SEAS......AND I AM UPSET WITH MY CHOICES. HE HAS STATED THAT HE IS HERE FOR ME AND LOVES ME....HE HAS ALSO SAID THAT HE WILL NOT LEAVE ME BECAUSE HE LOVES ME TOO MUCH. I WANT TO SHARE IN THE JOY THAT I AM BRINGING ANOTHER CHILD IN THE WORLD BUT I DO NOT WANT TO PUT HIM THROUGH THE PAIN OF IT......WHAT DO I DO? THIS IS WHERE WE ARE BOTH BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE. HE WANTS TO BE ABLE TO BE EXCITED WITH
Lip Lovers Contest!!
Entry for this contest is now CLOSED. If you would like to be contacted for an opportunity in future contests, let me know! The Lip Lovers Contest will run: October 26, 2007 6pm PST through November 5, 2007 6pm PST Let your back up know! Mwah! Contest Rules Clarification: The blaster mentioned in the rules, is a script that comment bombs automatically. This has nothing to do with the blasts we see on our fubar page.. those are just fine! :) Please make sure your entire face is in your photo, not just your luscious lips :D If you are interested in entering this contest please fu-mail! Your Host: drkreflections~CLUB F.A.R.~INTERCEPTOR FOR THE PRIDE~WSC~RL Wife to Will~@ fubar Here are your contestants! Choose your favorite and give them some support! Mwah! These links will not work until 6pm PST today! If you need the code
Honest People....hahahaha
Double Standards
This is going to be a major fucking rant, if you don't want to read it.. move your sorry no good asses on I am so motherfucking sick of the double standards here.. I have almost every one of my pictures flagged as "NSFW" today.. I have had to beg the bouncers to take that off of my pictures..And I see the top girls here.. or those with MEGA amounts of fans.. with almost naked pictures with their nasty legs spread and no one marks them as "NSFW".. I have bikini pictures floating across my screen with barely nothing at all on.. and yet.. they aren't flagged..I must have some fucking losers on my friends list that have nothing better to do that sit and flag me all fucking day.. Or some jealous ass bitch that doesn't have a life.. I will fucking find out who it is.. and you will be blocked from my list and I will blow you out of the fucking water.. and post about you in your own special little blog of your own..NONE OF MY PICTURES ARE NSFW BUT ONE. If I have to.. I will delete all of my
Hmmmmmmm
So im going to vent a little so you all can just put up with it lol. I have met a lot of really nice people on fubar. I have met some lying ass holes too. But I will tell you this, I have also met some of the most awesome people who I am proud to call family. To my brothers Marc and Brad. You guys are awesome. You are always there when I need you. You listen to me rant and rave and more often than not put me in a better mood just by being you. I want you guy's to know that I would do anything for you guy's. You are 2 of the most special guy's on here ( after Brian of course) and any lady would be damn lucky to have you. If you ever need me I am there for you! To my sister and partner in crime sara. You are one of the most amazing women I have met ever. You are always there and ready to throw down on anyone that messes with any of us. I love you dearly and hope that you also know that no matter what I am always going to be here for you. To my babygirl jay... I know it see
My Love
Its sunday, about 2:45 pm....and i just got home after going out friday night to cut loose with a few friends, a long tiring stressful week, and a few drinks, pool, and hockey seemed in order. We had a blast ( and i came to quickly see, not playing pool in many years had caught up to me, and lost miserably...but had fun and a smile doing so). The beer was cold, the leafs (my team) sucked as usual this year, and we all had some laughs. Not driving, and enjoying a few cold ones, i was at the mercy of my friend Dave who offered to give me a ride home in his new (well used, but new to him) Mazda RX-7. It was probably around 2am i guess when we left, the details are a bit foggy, all I wanted to do was get home and hear from my Cass. A few blocks from my house, going down Main St. A huge pick up truck ran a red and hit us on the driver's side, without warning, or hitting his breaks. Next thing i know, its mid day saturday, i'm in the hospital, and my head feels like 10,000 dwar
Don't Worry
DISAPOINTMENT have u ever been disapointed when u believe in someone to treat you the same when they are with you, but they change to be fools when there with their friends..and they tell you one thing and never follow thru or treat you like your just a convience stop for them.Or they make u feel like your ok to be with them WHEN THEY WANT... NOT WHEN U WANT TO...but ashamed for u to meet their friends. Im here to tell you it sucks big time so i have decided to not let any man treat me like this ever again. As of TODAY im not just a piece of ass ...i have FEELINGS just like anyone else.maybe its time for me to start treating men the way they treat us..ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I HAVE A HEART
Take A Look
Yeah, Where They Do That At?
Don't people piss u off? it could be ur problem (friend or spouse), parents, bosses, relatives, i could understand them, because they know u (assholes). Check it what about them assholes, who can't face their real fears? They wait and lurk on u? They don't even have 2 know u, but got something negative to say or display. Now when u smack the shit of them u either fightin them and their protectorS or the D.A.(babysitter 4 the crybaby troublemaker). Simply, we have murders and assaults, because people don't mind their business 4 6 months and stay out of everyone else's 4 the other 6. What i eat allows me to shit and it have nothing 2 do with them as long as i don't ask 2 use their toliet (mouth) or do it on their property. I am not going 2 say won't like 2 literally shit on them, but that is nasty (who cares). People that are miserible, young and old, are noticeable. Just look at them when they say something 2 u and it has nothing 2 do with them, talk about u (probably never said
Wondering....
Cries In Vain
Lord you know I've cried a thousand tears night, But nothing seems to quench the thirst you keep on craving, But now I need an answer to my prayers and your not there, So why think you listen? Listen! Has no one told you!, your cries are all in vain, And everyone keeps trying to take that all away, Has no one told you!, Your cries are all in vain, Your Cries! Lord, I can't disguise the look inside my eyes, The more I try to look away the more I'm staring, But now I need an answer to my prayers and your not there, So why think you listen? Listen! Has no one told you, your cries are all in vain, And everyone keeps trying to take that all away, Has no one told you, your cries are all in vain, Your cries. Your cries in vain I look away! Has no one told you, your cries are all in vain, And everyone keeps trying to take that all away, Has no one told you, your cries are all in vain, Your cries. Has nobody told you when you look away The stories they told
Check This Out.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice boobs," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?" "Elizabeth Edwards is speaking out again. She says the problem with her husbands fund raising campaign is she cant make him black, and she cant make him a woman. Thats the same problem with Michael Jacksons people."
Sleepy
I know it's Friday night and I should stay up with you guys but I am so freakin tired. So I am off to nap under my flying house. Sweet Dreams Friends..... If they are real sweet tell me about them tomorrow. ;P
I Just Love Backstabbers!
I just love how ppl talk shit and don't tell the whole story to others. Fuck fubar is like the game broken telephone. HAHAHAHA too fucking funny. Whateva I don't have time to fight with stupid ppl over stupid things. I just find it hilarious how ppl talk shit out their asses. PPL can say what they want bout me, really I don't give a fuck. I have some close friends on here and they know who I am so I don't care what other ppl think. In the last week I have been called a PIECE OF SHIT AND A BITCH LMFAO. I don't deny being a bitch cause hell I can be at times. One thing bout me is I'm a great person til you piss me off. But ya done ranting.
For My Father
As I ponder the love that I saw in his eyes, A Godly love, given without compromise.... I recall many times that he stood by my side, And prodded me on with great vigor and pride. His voice ever confident, firm and yet fair, Always speaking with patience, tenderness and care. The power and might of his hands was so sure, I knew there was nothing we couldn't endure. It's true, a few others provided insight, Yet, he laid the foundation that kept me upright. He's the grandest of men to have lived on this earth, Although he's not royal by stature or birth. He's a man of great dignity, honor and strength. His merits are noble, and of admirable length. He's far greater than all other men that I know, He's my Dad, he's my mentor, my friend and hero.
The Lust Factor
Worried Mother
Screen Shots
Stuff I Write For Me
since the day you were born I protected you from all thats wrong when you fell off your bike I pick you up and made it right now there is pain that i did not cause no matter how strong I am I cant fix whats yours I try to show you more love then you ever had but i see it in your eyes that you guys are sad we will get through life as happy as we can be with my love and strength my children will see don't remember the bad times or the reason why you wept just believe in me the only one you have left out with the old in with the new are just some things i have to do setting new dreams with lots of hope like cleaning my life with a bar of soap moveing on one step at a time makeing sure my life is mine my head is clear now there is no pain it washed away with the rain living for my kids is what i do making sure there dreams come true my path is different but my goals are the same this time my life wont be a game so i sit real tall
Pic
I'd go gay if it weren't for the fact that I can't stand the idea of a man touching me.
Anyone
I often wondered if anyone was out there for me???? Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
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People From Ohio Lmaf
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Hot Sauce myspace hubby to . Mallory . Date: Oct 19, 2007 6:15 PM Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Ohioans...If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you May live in Ohio .If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Ohio ..If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in OhioIf you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in OhioIf 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Columbus for the Weekend, you may live in Ohio ..If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Ohio ..If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Ohio .If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Ohio .If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you
Trends
Okay..so for the longest time I keep hearing all this talk about the Soulja boy dance.. and finally my curiousity got to me and I had to look it up.. well I came across a bunch of videos and found it quite amusing how many people are out there trying to get this dance down. here's the instructional video HOW TO CRANK THAT SOULJA BOYAdd to My Profile | More Videos and this video was actually really good.. The one kid can really dance! Soulja Boy 101Add to My Profile | More Videos Do you have a favorite video that you have come across? if so please share!
For My Daughter
I watch my daughter sleep, and wonder about her future after I'm gone, and she's left all alone in this world of callous fate The bond between a mother and daughter is the most precious gift of all. It is this unexplainable most fulfilling feeling that only 'that' mother and daughter can share. A mother should never feel they have to stop protecting their daughter. Of course they must let them make their own decisions and let them grow as an individual, but they must never stop protecting or being a guide for their life. A mother knows their daughter best.. and knows what's best for their happiness. No matter how old that daughter is she will always be her mother's baby, sister, and best friend. And never forget, a daughter, will always want to be her mother's baby, sister, and best friend. No matter what may occur, a daughter never wants her mom to stop being that guide. We will always need our moms; no matter how old we are. The normal family triangle, then, provides
Godmother Dawn
Please help me out here... My baby wants to godfather before she leaves this morning. Please stop by by & show momma some love. She's always helping others... now it's our turn. Let's get this done!! :) ♥Ħŧ Mмм♥ ғ Ŧhẽ МҒi'@ fubar THANK YOU AND MUCH LOVE KDM
Godmother Dawn
Kife Will Go On
I have played to the game with three women and i did not think it would come back at me....well it did....I lost two great women who have been there every step of the moment for me....then there was one that i was infatuated with and she has nothing to do with me due to the fact that i have lied to her and i have lied to a girl that I was with for 4 years and to a woman that bared my children for 13 years...i am a complete no good for nothing asshole...and i just want everyone to know that i can not be trusted and that I am a worthless piece of shit...and i want to say sorry and ask for forgiveness for what i have done...but i know they will never forget what i did...i will live up to the name of asshole because i am one... from the asshole LIFE DOES NOT EVOLVE AROUND ONE PERSON OR DOES IT WELL ONLY ONE KNOWS DAT ANSWER I GUESS THEY CHOOSE TO MAKE IT THAT WAY. BUT OTHERS JUST WISHED THAT LIFE WOULD GO ON............. SO HOW MANY OUT THERE KNOW WHOU LIFE SHOULD ACTULLY EVOLVE AROU
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Just A Girl. . .
Just A Girl. . .
I have nothing better to do with my time right now so that's why I decided to join. I'm hoping to meet some cool new people that will keep me occupied. Anyway, LAter Days, ~*~ Crystal ~*~
Whippets
Soon Enough
Well, meh. I'm retaking my ASVAB (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery) on Tuesday. I'm hoping (it is pretty much a sealed deal) that I'll qualify to be an MP (Military Police). My goal is to go through BCT (basic combat training), AIT (advanced individual training-trains you for your job) and then go through Ranger school. Once I graduate Ranger school, I go to work for and report _directly_and_only_ to a General. :D I'm going to be shipping out to BCT within 50 days. My contract and paperwork shouldn't take more than 20 days to process, and I need to ship out within 30 days of signing my contract if I wish to qualify for the quick ship bonus. The quick ship bonus is $20 large. $10,000 up front, and the other $10,000 spread out over my term serving.
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Contest Winners
My Unbelievable Poems
Memoirs Of A Jog
I decide I'm going to go for a jog today. Yes, I know this is probably already causing an outburst of laughter. Continue b/c it gets better. So, I've got the shoes laced up (double knots of course b/c I wouldn't want them to come untied), I have my tube socks up to my knees, track shorts from high school that were too tight then, a wifebeater w/ dorito stains, and a headband to keep the sweat from my eyes during this intsense run. So, I start jogging and man I'm really going strong. . .for about 10 steps. I then start to feel the burn and realize I'm old. I start hoping that no one is watching this sad display, this pure lack of physical prowess. I turn and see a woman walking a dog only to speed by me as I hit my full sprinting strides. At this point, I realize that I am probably the most out of shape human being on the planet. And then. . .bam!!! I fall to the ground, curl up in a ball, suck my thumb, and let out a loud whelp of a cry. As I'm rolling around on the ground in pain and
My Sweet Puppy
RAINBOW BRIDGE Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When a pet dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadow and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All of the pets who had been ill or old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The pets are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. You have been spotted, and when y
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Finally
Craigslist Letter FUNNY SHIT!!! THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all. Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200-250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level? Here are my questions specifically: - Where do you si
20 Things
TWENTY THINGS TO REMEMBER 1. Faith is the ability to not panic. 2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you prayed, don't worry. 3. As a child of God, prayer is kinda like calling home every day. 4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. 5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. 6. Do the math. Count your blessings. 7. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me. 9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. 10. Laugh every day - it's like inner jogging. 11. The most important things in your home are the people. 12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. (Preach it!) 13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. Come on in. 14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. 15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead. 16. We do not remember days but moments. Life moves too fast
First Timer
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Help A Friend
If you can, could you go to the link below and rate/comment/bomb a friend? I see he is having a bad time in his contest. We still have a few days to help out. Thanks Wildbill http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=623934&i=2396506041 PS if the link don't work just cut and paste into your browser. Feel free to pass of to all your friends...TY Help this bum out. lol just go to this link or cut and paste, leave as many comments as you can. He ain't so bad...lol http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=623934&i=2396506041
Im Gonna Open An Adult Website
Moving....
Well, my move has been postponed for a week because the apartment will not be completed on time. No big deal, I was running behind on my packing anyway. And now I don't have to rearrange everyones' schedules to move me. so, it's all good. I still hate moving, though... So, once again, I must pack up all my shit, load it in trucks and move 10 miles up the road. I'm thrilled that I will be in a bigger, much nicer place. It is just the whole angonizing process of moving that gets me. The move is 2 weeks away and I am just starting to put shit in boxes tonight. Between work, my kids, my bf, and life in general I will be hard pressed to be done in time. And, of course, I am easily sidetracked by things I would rather be doing. I know, quit whining and get it done. Easier said than done. I just can't wait for it to be over.
Contest Update For 10/19
well everyone as of 730pm eastern i have been doing good thanks to everyone that has helped out this far on link #1 i have 4317 comments, on link #2, i have 1325 comments, so the total towards the grand total of 140,000 for the package i am aiming for is: 5642 :D only 134,358 to go in 15.5 weeks keep up the good work everyone i appreciate it link # 1 link #2 so come on and help me out and bring me closer to winning the package, you know your all dying to see a cat up there sponsoring a happy hour :D
Being Happy
I thought i had forgot what being happy was like. until now. I think i have found it again..We shall see!
Tonight
OK... Its Friday and I am tryin to figure out what to do tonight....kinda having a heck of a time figuring it out... so I thought i would ask you guys for some ideas!?!?!? have any? LOL
Fubar Gripe Sessons
OK ( pulling out soap box and stepping up here) Now when I first joined way back when this was Lost Cherry and there were less than 50,000 of us and it was all FREE, this was an ADULT site. So what has happened?? Would someone please tell me WHY someone would join this site to be offended by nudity, cursing, discussing SEX, or other fun activities? So why can't a grown adult of over 18 not click on something that might offend their virgin little eyes? I have seen a ton of things in here that make me blush, but the way I see is is if I didn't want to see it I shouldn't have looked. People will ALWAYS be offended by something anything. You name it. Nudity, religion, drugs, smoking, drinking, bdsm, screwing, alternate life styles, and the list goes on. So the way I see it is this... #1- If you said you were 18 when you joined and something offended your little eyes - tough shit you LIAR!!! #2- If you checked the may show NSFW content box on your profile, you forfeit the right to fla
The Schitts!
Money"s short..Times are hard...Heres ur fucking Christmas Card....T'was the night before xmas and all through the house Everybody felt shitty evn the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and Dad smoking grass, I had just settled down for a nice piece if ass. When out on the lawn heard such a clatter srung from my piece to see what was the matter, then out on the lawn I saw a big DICK I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat outa hell I knew in a moment the sucker had fell, He filled up the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart...the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he rode outa sight..."Piss on you all and have a hell of a night" Merry Christmas Dee@ fubar imagecooler.com NuttinButtSexxy />imagecooler.com PROFILEPOUNDER.COM Hot Comments @ CommentHaven.com To dream of the preson you like to be is a waste of the person you
My 1st Contest
Well he is my 1st contest. For us new to this, please go to the link and rate and comment, share it to all your friends, fans,etc. Comment as much as you can. For those of you who know how this works, I'll return the favor (you can cut & paste the link if you can't just click on it) http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=623934&i=2396506041 Thanks JC
Looking For Something Chesk This
The Global Bombers & Family Club Global Bomber Family Are you new on Fubar and unsure what a bombing family does? Have you gotten into a contest and have no one to help you to win,or even place? Come join a family who will stand behind you in every way,help you in your contest,and just show you a good time with friendly people. Yes,there are rules,but every family has them... these aren't harsh,are made with practicality and reason,so what are you waiting for???? COME JOIN US !!!!!!!!! I am the Owner of this family Corky1952 This is our Founder SweetBaby this is the home page
Health
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop; Wine + Beer = Health Therefore:, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He's always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying. "Just take care of my eyes dear. " This is how human brain changes when the status changed. Only few remember what life was before, and who's always been there even in the most painful situations. LIFE IS A GIFT!!! Today before you think of saying an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak. Before
Hopein
The Global Bombers & Family Club U Pick Pic Contest this is a any pic u like to enter.it must be safe for work. the contest will be 10 days long.looking for 10 to 20 people start date will be posted when i have at least 10 people singed up u can send or tell me in priavat what pic u want.i can rip or u send the prizes will be awarded with a happy hour after contest closes now to keep it fair and clean there will be a little catch witch is u need to be at least a level 3 and u need a salute pic on profile u can comment and bomb yourself no down rateing others in contest no cheating ill be watching prizes to be awarded are 1st place a month vic or 30 day blast 2nd place will get 7 day blast and car of choice
What The Hell
well today is tuesday and i am hyper as shyt for some odd reason i have been thinkin bout alot of things. i got this friend im not sayin any names they know who they are.but he FUCKIN ROCKS!!!! lol yea u micheal. but i went to maryland this weekend and had a blast.but last night was pure hell and most part of today was to.but i guess once i went off back at this person he left me the hell alone and chilled the hell out.you know i'm meeting new friends.and that rocks to. i have been thinkin once i get a job and get on my feet im gettin the hell outta of this town might go to maryland i dont know yet but i don know i want to leave this hell hole. to much drama. well im out im gonna bounce around the house some more.lol i just got done makin m$m cookies you know it hurts when the person you love calls you a lard ass and you dont even get im sorry out of it.i hurt so bad my chest hurts and my arm is going numb but fuck it i dont care anymore you know i wish i wasnt around anymore its not w
Enlightenments Blog
A true lover of nature understands that nature has not been passed to him by his father, But loaned to him by his children. You will never find time to enjoy nature, you must make the time. Freedom is responsibility which is why most people fear it.
Making Friends
How Many Tats You Got?
At the moment I have either 14 or 16 depends on how you count. And yes I have plans for at least a few more, but never say never. That could bite you. peace, people
Punked Again By Windows3rror
This little girl was so fucking freaked out she actually phoned her mom and her mom got online and started bitching at me haha... tasha jones: i
Read This Plz
Mumms Are Not Going Away
Okay now..everyone CAN see everybody's mumms but not necessarily on their home page. It's no big deal...want to see ALL mumms just click on "recent mumms". Ta dah! A new mumm defaults to friends. That costs $25 and means YOUR mumm will show on the home page only of your friends...only... For $5,000 fubucks it will show on everybody's home page. However, everyone can vote and comment on all mumms...they will just have to locate it. You can see ALL Mumms posted by clicking on the "Recent Mumms" link. It's that simple.
I Am Finally Happy
Well you know that saying, "if you love them let them go, if they come back it was meant to be, if they dont it was never meant to be." Well I never would have beleives it, but almost 6 years ago I met the most wonderful man, we were together 2 1/2 years, plan to be married and everything. But I got scared, I was only 17, I know that isnt an excuse but that is what happened. I went to a friend and shit got out of hand, before anything really happened I stopped it. I came home and told him everything, I thought that we were ok and but I didnt know that he was having a real hard time with everything. He in turn decided that he was going to do the same to me, the only problem with that is that the girl he chose, really cared about him. We would try to make things work, but she always ended up pregnate, everytime he would go back, I dont know what was the truth and what wasnt. But I found out that I was even carrying his child. But I never told him, and he left to be with her. I ended up l
New To Fubar Or Want A Place To Belong
The Global Bombers & Family Club Global Bomber Family Are you new on Fubar and unsure what a bombing family does? Have you gotten into a contest and have no one to help you to win,or even place? Come join a family who will stand behind you in every way,help you in your contest,and just show you a good time with friendly people. Yes,there are rules,but every family has them... these aren't harsh,are made with practicality and reason,so what are you waiting for???? COME JOIN US !!!!!!!!! (repost of original by 'Honey~Angel*Global Bomber Family*' on '2007-10-19 11:33:23')
Punked By Windows3rror
This is the beauty of Social Engineering, all people are capable of it. But however you just have to know how to properly turn the tables on them so here check it out and learn how to punk your friends.... Dragon Underground Entertainment: and u talk about respect bro wtf billy austin: and you believe that gap tooth arkansas back hills inbred hillbilly ? Dragon Underground Entertainment: i have what u said billy austin: its a lie billy austin: and if thats the case billy austin: fuck her im out billy austin: and she can get her gap tooth on someone elses cock Dragon Underground Entertainment: k billy austin: cause she aint sliding down my been pole Dragon Underground Entertainment: ur pissd bc she wont show u her tits billy austin: who would wanna see her tits ? billy austin: if you wanna see her tits just tell her Dragon Underground Entertainment: i dont but u do Dragon Underground Entertainment: u already askd and got denied billy austin: well dont come to me bitchin
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Wildin Out Radio Come Join The Fun!!
BLITZED OUT (WILDIN OUT RADIO) COME JOIN THE WILDEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR AND MEET THE SEXIEST PEOPLE EVER !!! CLICK THE PIC TO DO SO!!! (this is the new lounge so make sure to come by and subscribe!! c-ya there!!) WE ARE NOW HIRING DJ'S !! APPLY INSIDE PLZ!!
Just Another One Of Those Days
People Who Think
this is to all the people who think they are better than me. yes i am a bitch and proud of it. if you don't like it you can kiss my rebel ass. don't give a fuck one way or the other. don't like me stay the fuck away from my profile. because this redneck bitch could care less. don't bother me if you think you are better than me. and like i said kiss my ass and go to hell.
☼camrydean☼
Number 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. Number 9. Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again. Number 8. The uglier you look, the more likely you'll get some. Number 7. You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the treat. Number 6. The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing that you are someone else. Number 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last for 9 months. Number 4. If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky. Number 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. Number 2. The next day you don't have to call the person that gave it to you. And the ..Number 1 reason trick-or- treating is better than sex..... Number 1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!! Happy Trick or Treating everyone! 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five
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Head Issues!
Ok, so anyone that I've talked to on here now knows that I split up with my husband of 9 years last week. Anyone that knows us as a couple are extremely shocked because there was no signs to anyone that anything was wrong. I'm one of those people that would rather try to talk things out and try to fix things on my own before blabbing my problems to everyone. If I need help fixing something, then I ask, if not, I'll do it myself. Plus, I have enough respect for my husband that I'd rather confront him with the issue instead of going behind his back. It is a team effort right! Unfortunately, what people don't know is my hubby suffers from a 'Passive Aggressive' personality type. Which pretty much means he's miserable all the time! Trying to get him to smile is like pulling teeth! Everything in his life is negative even though most would say he has the world. I've spent 9 years trying to get him to at least notice me. Every girl needs attention and I'm not ask for much and I need
Fuck Fubar!
Well my friends, I got an answer back. This is all it said: "Read the terms of service." That is all the answer I got after 4 emails. They are just such nice people here. No explanation, no letting me know that is temporary or permanent. Nothing. Terms of service doesn't explain anything to me. I read it. I have done absolutely nothing wrong. What kind of answer is that? They are pathetic immature assholes that run this place that probably were not very popular in high school! So I am taking it as they have cut me off and are not going to do anything about it and those fucking bitches that did this to me win! I wonder if I told them I was planning on buying a few happy hours but decided I wasn't going to because I can't comment anyone, if that would change their mind? I will not give the people that run this place a dime of my money! Go to Hell! I am really pissed off right now if you can't tell. I just can't believe that they can't even spend 2 seconds t
Vote For Me Please :-d
For Mom Helen Love You Cherie & Kage
KAGE & I WOULD LIKE TO TY YOU'S FOR PRAYING FOR MOM HELEN , PLEASE KEEP THEM GOIN TY LOVE CHERIE & KAGE Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
Are You A Real Man?
No Shit!
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office @ PRISON you get three meals a day fully paid for @ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ PRISON you get time off for good behavior @ WORK you get more work for good behavior @ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself @ PRISON you can watch TV and play games @ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ PRISON you get your own toilet @ WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat @ PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ PRISO
Kellz
Are You A Real Man?
For the remaining of October Breast Cancer Awareness Month, lets show the ladis on Fubar some respect by wearing this graphic as our default ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO WEAR PINK PLEASE REPOST AND LETS SEE HOW MAN REAL MEN ARE IN FUBAR
Demon Crew Family
Here are all of the Demon Crew Family Members and how many points they need to reach the next level. Show them some love and help them out! HELLSINGER ~Member of the Demon Crew26,461 Points to Pimp! Demon Crew {Best Bombers on Fu}61,482 Points to Rock Star! ~t_Ptt~,*DEMON CREW *76,376 Points to FuberLord! ~*K_GTH_أ*~ DEMON CREW313,149 Points to FuberLordess! ♣Τwτεd τ♣ Demon Crew & Club FAR Member {Owned by ~*ǣMخ*~}323,168 Points to FuberLordess! A.J. . Member of the Demon Crew Family486,961 Points to Fu-Queen! cntrygal321~RATING REVOLUTION~~member of DEMON CREW~~owned by kinkygentleman~587,729 Points to Fu-Queen!
My Friend
Jason Massed 71'-91' By: Raso For the times we laughed and for the times we cried. The nights spent talking until the morning sunrise, knowing each other so well there wasn't one surprise. That unspoken bond that both shared. To know without words how each other cared. The future, the unknown, deciding which road to take. There was always trust, a give and take, protecting each other from our own mistakes. In my time of need you always knew what to say. To bring me back and out of harms way. To the plans we had and to the bets we made. The bragging rights of who'll make the grade, and the dues we knew were yet to be payed. Always competing to be better than the other. I always thought of you as my brother. One split second in time you were gone in a flash. Just the everyday news report of a common car crash with streets littered with twisted metal and shattered glass. The pain that cuts you deep to bone. To know
Did You Know?
Did you know they cut you off from mailing after a certain point? They do! It just happened to me. =/ (LMAOOOO) P.S. If you're mailing me right now I can read it but not reply sooo...tomorrow. ;) They can be seen. There is a window of time to get in them when you upload a photo. Mine's been deleted.
Gone For The Weekend
Hey this is for all my Fu Friends. I won't be around over the weekend, so I will see all of you on Monday. Hopefully by then my camera cord will be here from Italy and I can add some real pics and hopefully a salute. Hope everyones weekend is filled with lots of drinking and lots of sex. Party On!!! Love and big sloppy Kisses, Michelle.
Fubar
Please Understand
Ya know what really pisses me off????? People who add you as a friend and go straight to the NSFW pics. DAMN that really pisses me off. I'm a person, too! What? I can only be your friend if I look good naked or something?? WELL BITCHES, I FOOLED YOU!!! The NSFW folder on the top has nothing nude in it. HAHAHAHAHA!!! This folder has been kept private ever since I uploaded it. Was just a test to see if people really cared about me as a person or if they seriously just wanted to see nudies. The other NSFW folder is set for family only. The people who deserve to view the nudies cuz they like me for me w/out seeing "the goods". Just because this is the internet, doesn't give anyone the right to be an insensitive asshole. Would you just walk up to someone on the streets and say... "Hi, my name is _______. Nice to meet you! Can I see you naked?" Fuck no you wouldn't! So please, don't do the same to me. I am having some problems with my daughter and because of thi
Thank You Warren Haynes
Mysterious, blown in with the night All this beauty captured in a frame Visibly shaken, but never stirred Drives them insane I see the way she plays her men And I know I've got to know her name She's so beautifully broken Shaped by the wind Dangerously twisted Here I go again I see the way she cast her spell It's like drowning in moonlight Discards them she's done They're lost in her twilight I watch her move from star to star And I wonder why, why it feels so right She's so beautifully broken You can barely see the flaw Especially from a distance Which is always how I fall Why do I fall for the dangerous ones The ones that never learned to let go And why do I lie to myself And pretend that I can break her When she's already been so Beautifully broken Why do I fall for the dangerous ones The ones that don't know how to let go And why do I lie to myself And pretend that I could break her When she's already been so Beautifully broken Shaped by t
College Football
are you married on here ? do you have a favorite college football team ? are you single??
My Life
fubar is the best site out right know u meet alot of people on here and there kool people too there nice and funny this site is way better than myspace and i well tell more people about it so they can check it out for there selfs and see how they like it well if u like this site comment my blog and rate it ill see how many people like it well ok this week suck everyone knows myspace ok well i have a account on there and some chick add me and so ya i accpetd it well she stole my friends pic and someone hacked in to my account and start to talk to her and other people i barley get on t anymore so i get blamed for it all she says she hates me and does not want to talk to me anymore well fuck her than im not put up with drama i graduated high to get away from it and it just seems to come back to me im sick of on top of it all im sick and it sucks my chest hurt and im sick of that too i just want this weekend to be over and me to fell better well i geuss thats it for knowi fell much better
It All Happens For A Reason...
Tryin To Level Help???
[ fubar.com photo: 1149696414 ] HELP BOMB ME PLEASE I NEED 5000 COMMENTS OK IM TRYING TO LEVEL ALL THE HELP I CAN GET WILL BE REWARDED JUST SHOUT OR MESSAGE AND ILL HOOK YOU UP WITH A GIFT AND RATES AS WELL TY HAVE A GREAT DAY.
A Ruff Month!!
Cndncwby Live Tonight In Hellfire!!
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SO HERE IT GOES. IT'S BEEN A WEEKS SINCE IVE BEEN WORKIN AT MY SECOND JOB. I WORK FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTAION AIRPORTS DIVISION VISITORS INFORMATION PROGRAM. FOR SHORT I AM V.I.P. ASSISTANT. I LOVE IT. I MAKE TRIPLE THE MONEY WORKIN THERE THAN MY OTHER JOB. IM STILL WORKIN AT ALOHA PHOTO ART STUDIOS BUT ONLY 2-WICE A WEEK. IVE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MY ENITRE LIFE. IM PRETTY MUCH SET NOW JOB WISE. I CAN STILL CONTINUE SCHOOL AND STILL MAKE THE MONEY I NEED. AWSOME BENEFITS AND I WORK WITH GREAT PEOPLE. MADE ALOT OF SACARAFICES IN LIFE BUT ONLY FOR THE BEST SO THIS IS TO MY FRIENDS: SORRY FOR THE M.I.A. ACTION BUT U WILL SEE ME AROUND SOON I PROMISE.
To Do List Or Should Do List?!?!?!
Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those people on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Je! opardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can' t. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain." And my personal favorite: "It'
Me
HEY JUST A BLOG ABOUT ME...MY NAME IS SARAH IM FROM ARKANSAS..IM 29 YEARS OLD I LIVE IN MY OWN APT...I HAVE A BF RIGHT NOW...KINDA NEW TO FUBAR...BUT I LOVE IT BETTER THEN MYSPACE RIGHT NOW..ANYWAYS I AM 5'5 BL0NDEISH BROWN HAIR BUT IS A NAUTRAL BLONDE...HE HE IM A OUT GOING LOVING PERSON I LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS IM A FAMILY PERSON AND I HAVE A MONTH AND HALF OLD NEPHEW THAT I LOVE TO DEATH...LOVES TO GO MUDDING 4 WHEELING...JUST ABOUT ANYTHING THAT GETS ME OUT OF THE HOUSE AND DOING SOMETHING BESIDED BEING ON THE NET ANYWAYS IF YA WANNA KNOW MORE JUST BOX ME OR ADD ME TO YAHOO MESSY ITS ippie_wtfdouknow@yahoo.com ANYWAYS HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON PEACE AND LOVE....SARAH
Hi All
Little One I'm alright And if you should die Don't blame yourself and keep it locked inside I'm alright And everytime you cry don't breakdown Just keep me inside in your mind You only saw the outside Never knew what I was feeling Now everyday you lay in bed Staring at the ceiling But you don't see me no more You can fill your heart with memories And things from before But everybody got a purpose in life To survive when the sunrise You gonna live to see another day Just don't follow me and live Your life your own way I'm bein set and if you forget Get the picture with the Cord around my neck See me underground and I'm stuck But it's cool that's where I wanna be Keep the drama in hand but outta sight And know that I'mma be alright
Scorpio
SCORPIO: Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. Blue Eyes- People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They will always exceed your pleasure standards.
Dick Smacks!
Get over it!...I am a dude!......Quit checkin my profile,damnit!............Go smack your dick an move on,puh-leeze!.....Go rate another male's profile an leave me the f-alone!.....Am a ladie's man,damnit!.......lol.....Much love,muahs an thanks!
Friendship
Celtic Frost!
German death metal at it's true best!.....Go out an check Necronomicon or Into the Pandemonium!....Awsome for listening to for all you non poseurs out there!......lol.......Rock on an peace out yall!
Loboshewolf Needs Help
Hello Friends and Fans, My friend Loboshewolf(JoAne)and your friend needs our help.Her dog got out of the yard some how and bit a person in the behind.The the pound came and pick the dog up to hold for afew days. JoAnne was also issued a ticket for not showing proof of shots and tags.She is worried about them putting the dog to sleep and about herself going to jail.As you all know she is an animal lover like a lot of us.She has no job at this time.Any help you can give her please do.Thanks everybody for taking time out to read this. Darkcloud
Love Or Money?
dont know what one to take...someone who loves me deeply but cant take care of me or someone who can take care of me but dont love me "yet"...dont know what to do....
Tattoo Contest Help Me Out Please
Poem 1
fam access for 1 month: vip renewal fam access for 2 months: any bling worth 10 credits fam access for 3 months: 12 credit bling pack fam access for 4 months: autos or bomb okay here it is if i do not want you in my fam you will not get in so do not repeatedly ask me you will get blocked. next do not ask for pictures of me topless or nude. you will not get them but you will get blocked. dont ask for my im if i wanted you to have it you would. you will get blocked. these are very simple things that i ask so plz do not do ne of these things i hate blocking people but when it comes to my personal space i do want your respect. why the hell are you going to join an adult site where you know there are going to be scantily clad women and men alike and then decide that you wanna be a total fuck head and rate ppls pics nsfw? i mean that just doesnt make nesense. if your a guy you know you wanna see the goods that the ladies have to offer and ladies i know we dont mind staring at a bit of
Wicca Help!!
Best Sucker Ever
Remember when your mother told you never take candy from strangers? This is who she was talking about!! - Get Your Own
Dwelling Inside My Self
I have come to the conclusion that I do in fact fuck shit up all the time. It is basically in part that I have no job, that I've been looking for a job since the day after I got fired from my previous one back in February. I look at myself in the mirror and find that I disgust myself, not to the point that I want to die/kill myself, no way will I take the pussy way out of life...fuck that! I'm just over all in a depression of hate and angst. A job or career might help ease me out of that transition but at best it can only quell the pain I feel. I have screwed up so much in my life, and since I've been out of work, my girl has been so patient with me, but I feel she won't want to be around me, if it takes a hot minute(more then 6 months) to find another job. I love her so much, but to think of her as not in my life because I can't get my shit together, is beyond my comprehension. I don't ask her for money, maybe a pack of cigs here or there..and she wants to give me money to he
Contest Among Friends
CONGRADULATIONS FYREDRAGN!!! FyreDragn Leveled up to 24. It's official... he is Fu-King!!!! He won the contest amongst Youngsoldier917 in the race to level 24. Go show him some FU-LUV!!!! FyreDragn**-=*Member of L.O.L levelers*=- & ~~CLUB F.A.R MEMBER~~**@ fubar And remember, Youngsoldier917... he is still one awesome guy!!!! So swing by and show him some Fu-Luv too... youngsoldier917*****CLUB F.A.R*****.@ fubar You guys both did AWESOME!!! You guys are both AWESOME!!!! Take care and Be Safe!!!! FyreDragn is holding his FIRST CONTEST for a FREE HAPPY HOUR to the winner... FyreDragn@ fubar Here is his post for the contest~!! Get on down to his page and sign up... Awesome prizes! CONTEST = WINNER GETS HAPPY HOUR!! HELLO EVERYONE!! THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THIS ONE OF THE HOTTEST CONTESTS CURRENTLY ACTIVE!! I AM A DEPLOYED SOLDIER IN IRAQ AND HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP, I'M FEELING A LITTLE GENEROUS AND WOULD LIKE TO GIVE
Contests
These Special People Want Help In Their Contests So Please Help Them With Rates, Comments and More Comments!! Dominate07 Lucy Starry help Chocolate Covered Cherries with Comments, Comments and More Comments!!!
Contests
I'm in a tattoo contest sponsored by Shane '**BaldPunk**Spirit Bombers**Nuttin But Country Bouncer!! Click on my picture and vote!!!!!!!!!!! Love you all!!!!! .:*de*:.
New Friends
Hi to all my new friends could you go by and add my girlfriend to please she is the love of my life TENEEKA LOVES WINDUPTOY...MEMBER OF THE ALL CANADIAN KREW@ fubar Please please add her she is the love of my life and she is one cool lady you will not regret it thank you ver much. TENEEKA LOVES WINDUPTOY...MEMBER OF THE ALL CANADIAN KREW@ fubar Please check out my bulletin I just posted thank you
Real Men Wear Pink
For the remaining of October Breast Cancer Awareness Month, lets show the ladies on Fubar some respect by wearing this graphic as our default ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO WEAR PINK
Appointed Favor
Appointed Favor Today's Scripture For we are God's handiwork, recreated in Christ Jesus, that we may do those good works which God predestined for us, taking paths which He prepared ahead of time, that we should walk in them, living the good life which He prearranged and made ready for us to live (Ephesians 2:10). Today's Word from Joel and Victoria God has already prepared paths for you to take in your future! When God laid out the plan for your life, He lined up the right people, the right circumstances, and the right breaks. In your future, Hes already released favor, supernatural opportunities, and divine connections. The breaks you need in life have already been preordained to come across your path. If you will stay in faith and go out each day and be a person of excellence, youll walk into these appointments of favor. It will be just as if you stumbled into Gods blessings! When you really understand this principal, youll begin to get excited about every single d
New Join Us
The Global Bombers & Family Club Global Bombers & Family Club We will bomb 24/7, any contest,any give away, or if you just want leveled up call of our crews. I am the Owner of this new family Corky1952/ Commanding Officer This is a Founder Gail/Squardron Comander this is the home page corky1952@ fubar there are a few things u need to have tho,and one is a salute on profile There will be a short probation so we can see if u really want to be a bomber,and if u know how.. If u dont know we can teach u if u want to learn The other is the willness to vote and help You will have to add the family name to your profile You will need to read the rules and fallow them You will have to get a salut if u dont have one Add the founders to your contacts so we can get hold of u and u us Cause thats w
Contest
Lounges
COME CHECK OUT ONE OF THE NEW LOUNGE ADDITIONS ON FUBAR! THE MUSIC IS ALWAYS LIVE AND THE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS FUN.. ***Click Anywhere On The Pics To Hit Up The Lounge***
Funny Stories Of My Life
About 6 months ago, my G.daughter, Alexandra, came home from work and we were eating dinner. Suddenly she asked me if I had ever heard of Parrots attacking ships out at sea. Duhhhhhhhh! I sat there and said....WHAT???????????????????????? Then she told me that a girl at work was telling her about her mother being on a cruise and was worried about parrots attacking her ship. hahahahahah. I sat there just starring at her. "ummmm parrots honey?????????" "yes, Grandpa! I saw that movie about the birds attacking people but never heard of parrots attacking people. I didn't know that they could fly that far out to sea to attack people on a ship." hahahahah I sat there, and finally said..."honey... are you sure she didn't say PIRATES????????????????" I then told her that they are having a big problem with PIRATES attacking ships off the west coast of Africa near Samolia and Nigeria. hahahahaha She sat there and looked at me and said....."OH SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought she said
Happy Hour
Help Me :p
Hello Fubarians :) Im in TEASE CONTEST :P FEEL FREE 2 HELP ME OUT. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=262812&albumid=625122&i=1671649816 Thanks Hugs n Stuff Bad DD Hello Everyone ! Im in Mummmmmmkey's (and his dads) contest :) So please rate and comment bomb ! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=730061&albumid=693927&i=1288607245 Thanks a BUNCH ! ! ! Hugs n Stuff ~ BAD DD ~
Just Starting Out
Game Room
I am trying to think of good things that I can put in my game room. so far I have an 87 inch projector screen, a PS2, an XBOX, a 1,000 watt surround system, DirecTV, black lights and some other stuff. Please help me think of other cool stuff to put in it!
Slut
Fantastic Four Halloween Costume
Fantastic Four halloween costume Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! The first mass-produced Halloween costumes appeared in stores in the 1930s when trick-or-treating was becoming popular in the United States. This year Fantastic Four Halloween Costume is very popular. What sets Halloween costumes apart from costumes for other celebrations or days of dressing up is that they are often designed to imitate supernatural and scary beings. Costumes are traditionally those of monsters such as vampires, ghosts, skeletons, witches, and devils. There are also costumes of pop culture figures like presidents, or film, television, and cartoon characters (for example the fantastic four halloween costumes are popular this year). Another popular trend is for women (and in some cases, men) to use Halloween as an excuse to wear particularly revealing costumes, showing off more skin than would be socially acceptable otherwise.
Wtf
Aperenly I can only rate so many pics a day I just want to know why WTF? well ppl i been here goin on 2 yrs and picked up alot of friends alot i made good frinds with. But in the next wk in gonna start dropping alot of them. Do to some who just point grub or is just stuck up. So i'll give 3 days to answer a shout and will drop who ever dont answer. Sorry but this is my page and i'll do what i want.but i have given b day gifts and no ty. And to me thats a lil shity. So for all my bbw buddys lol i know u'll have fun with this and expect to here something funny. But im trimming the fat so to speek. LMAO. so i would love to keep all my friends so give a holler back. Thank u
Help Im Stupid
Sad B-day Coming Up
Ok Sunday is my b-day and all i wanted was an ipod i ask my mom and dad and sis and bro and they all said that they cant do it....and this is the only thing i wanted in the whole world..why do they ask u what u want then u tell them and its like well i cant get u that..Well thats what i want so why cant i have it..I know i should wait until Sunday to see what all i get but i know that its not going to be a IPOD and thats what i want...i might sound like a big baby i dont care....so if u dont like it dont read it...:((
Contest
Quiet Angels
We are known as a leveling family. Several times I have posted blogs and bulletins about different people needing leveled. I've seen where not even ONE angel went to help level to only 2-3 help. I also know that a lot of the angels are online, but choose to ignore things that are posted. What is the sense in being a leveling family and posting blogs about others needing leveled. Several angels even read the blogs but DID NOT bother to go help at all. If they were out of rates, then it takes a few seconds to place a comment stating that. It's that simple. Others have but on the most part half of this family doesn't even read the blogs I post. I was told by Kelli weeks to a month or so ago to go ahead and post blogs on people who need leveled. It appears to me that some are taking their positions on here too serious n too far n letting it go to their heads. This isn't a job for cripes sake. Yes I agree if you have a position in the family you should do that part, but my god don't act lik
My Baby Registry
Hey guys and gals. AS you all know I am preggos. Well its hard being that I am in a town where I know no one. So if anyone cares I am registered at target.com if you like to get something for the baby it will bedelivered to my address. PLease dont think you have to do this just letting everyone know. If you are interested message me so I can give you the name of the registry. Thanks love the muse
Shes My Dream
I Hate Death!!!!
Contests
The Cutest Couple Contest lasts until 12/24 but some couples have already built big leads so its important to us that we stay close so if you can find the time to drop some comment bombs me and FatBoy we would be glad to help any of you when you're in a contest......xoxo Gail and Fatboy: Me and Rich have entered and heres our link: for all our Spanker friends cotton blossom and tattoed marine are also in this contest!! We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of all....you won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`@ fubar
On The Serious Side
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste t heir time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how
Train Trip
You are catching the train into town to meet me and you dress sexily for the occasion in a very short, hipster mini skirt with no panties and a thin, short top that puts your hard nipples on display for all to see. The top only cums down just past your breasts and you like the large amount of your skin that is on display from your boobs down to your pubes, if you had any. At this time of morning, the station is crowded with people and you have enjoyed the lustful stares you have received from the guys you have passed as they devoured your hot body with their eyes. As you are jostled and brushed on the platform, you know that it is not accidental as arms and elbows touch your pointed breasts and you smile as you realize you are wet. The crowd gets denser and you feel the guy behind you pressing against you. His hard cock pressing into you only gives you a sense of control and you press back against him a little, feeling his hardness between the cheeks of your pert arse. However, y
The Stranger
So you entered the club. You sit down at the bar. As I watch you, turning you're head around and checking out the scene. As you look my way I raise my glass to you and smile as I take a sip of my wine. I see you acknowledge with a look and a smile towards me. I walk up to you and take your forearm and steer you over to a quiet table where I convince you to sit with me We discuss generalities, and I begin to steer the conversation towards what I would like to do with you, as you place your hand on top of mine and caress it softly. Meanwhile I slide closer to you, touching my thigh to yours... I reach under the table and softly stroke the inside of your thighs, sliding my hand down to the knee and then up with my nails. You sigh and lean back as you open your legs a bit wider and I begin to trace the outline of your cock, squeezing it gently and rubbing it. I can feel it throbbing as it gets harder. I unzip your pants and slide my hand inside as I release your cock to my hand
Contests
We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of all....you won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`@ fubar Contest has started and I have 2 friends in it and if you can find some time go on over and show them some love!! We're trying to get more bombers in our Family to make us an even more effective Bombing Family than we already are!! Since I've been with them we've won every contest we've been in and we have a lot of fun while bombing....and best of all....you won't be bombing the same people over and over so just click on the Spanker Family Icon and leave them a message telling them that FatBoy sent you...MuchLuv2All!! `//The Spankers Club//`
My Greatest Friends
Thank you for being you, and for the wonderful person you are!!! Thank your mom for having you and raising such a wonderful son!!! I can't wait to go see you!! Sooner rather than later you know!!!! Have I told you how truly great you are?? You have stood by me thru all the drama, all the crap, held my hand when I thought that I could not keep going, encouraged me to look beyond the people whose LIES AND HATRED have tainted my existence and see that there are some people worth having in my life! You have defended my honor and my character, and rightly so, and you have made sure that the people who truly matter know the REAL truth about me. For this I thank you with all my heart! and then...... I THANK YOU with EVERY INCH of my soul. You spoil me in ways that even thru the distance matter so much, ranging from the TWO LITTLE WORDS that you know can make or break my day based upon whether or not I hear you say them( and you are the ONLY oe who can say them and get the reaction from me tha
Yes Master
"Kneel for me, my pet." you said softly, gazing into my eyes as I obeyed you without question. Soon, I looked away; gazing into your face, my Master, is like staring into the sun. "My beautiful, shy little Kitten " you said with a chuckle, reaching out to caress my face. "What are you thinking?" Gathering my courage, I looked back at you unwaveringly. "Tell me, please, Sir, how to make you happy. I only want to serve you." "Is that so?" "Yes, my Master." "What if I desire to break you, my darling?" you whispered, taking me by the throat, squeezing gently. "What then?" Releasing your hold, you resumed your gentle ministrations upon my upturned face. "What then, my pet?" "Then let me be broken." I said simply. "Shatter me, my Master, my love." "So obedient..." you murmured, attaching the familiar black leather leash to the bondage collar that lay loosely at the base of my neck. "So trusting..." Rising, I followed you quickly and silently down the hall and into our
7 Signs U Are Falling 4 Someone!!!
Come Join Our Family
Have you ever wondered what "bombing" was?Don't know if you would be any good at it?Come join a family who will teach you what it is and how it's done.....show you how to enter a contest and help you win it.... You must have a salute photo on your profile and go through a short probation period to make sure that a bombing family is where you truly want to be.... You must acknowledge and follow all the rules of a family,but shoot!!! these aren't all that hard...they're actually pretty practical and as down to earth as the people in the family itself... So if you're new to the 'net,don't know a lot of folks and want to make some truly down-home friends.....well,what the heck ya'll waitin' for?? COME JOIN US!!!!!!!! The Global Bombers@ fubar Sweetbaby~Partner/Owener~Of~GlobalBombers~Wanka-Tanka-Clan@ fubar studman3635~founder of global bomber's & family club~@ fubar Contact any one of the three people listed above. /photobucket.com" target="_b
Funny
FOR MY BABY IM SITTING HERE THINKING ABOUT YOUWONDERING IF YOUR DOING THE SAMEI SEE YOU EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYESI SEE YOU WHEN IM AWAKEI CANT GET YOU OFF MY MIND I LOVE YOU SO MUCHYOUR MY EVERYTHINGI HAVE ONE THING I NEED TO KNOWDO I MAKE YOU HAPPYLIKE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME HAPPY GOD I HAVE BEEN FLOATING ON CLOUD 9KNOWING THAT YOUR MY WIFE If You Have No Tunes Click Here Close That Tab And Refesh My face blazes red. He holds me tight. A smile spreads across my face. He places a kiss at the base of my neck. I intertwine my fingers in his hair. I press myself closer to him. Then he kisses me roughly and bites my bottom lip. I tug at his shirt while he tugs at my shorts. I place kisses upon his bare chest. He runs his hands up my thighs. Still, we hold each other closer. This love we share is strong. This love we have is beautiful. This love we know is amazing. This love.
1st Blog Ever!
This is my first blog EVER written so please be patient. I have had some weird things happen to me ever since I got pregnant almost 9 years ago. Lets just say they are "Ghostly" things that I can't explain, but I will try. I have had times where I have heard voices mainly what I thought was my son standing next to me trying to get in my bed and he told me to move over and when I lifted the covers noone was there. I have felt somebody pull the covers over me and when I looked noone was there. I have felt my body float and when I feel it I feel my body then hit the bed. Music jewelry boxes have just started playing when I leave a room(a jewelry box that I didnt even knew played music and have had for 3 years), TVs have just started changing channels on its own, in the middle of the night water faucets came on full blast! I have even seen shadows walk by. I dont get freaked out because whatever it is doesnt seem to be evil or harmful but the activity is steady.So I would like to hear anyb
Order In The Court
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are > things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now > published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while > these exchanges were actually taking place. > > > ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? > WITNESS: No, I just lie there. > ___________________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? > WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. > ______________________________________ > ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? > WITNESS: Yes. > ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? > WITNESS: I forget. > ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you > forgot? > _____________________________________ > ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? > WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" > ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? > W
Sherlock
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, its evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
No Free Lunch
No Free Lunch There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some Exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Prof noticed one of the exchange students, a young man, kept rubbing his back and stretching as if it hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting the communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question, "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?" The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke, "You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a f
Joke Of The Day 2
A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, hes perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed. Son, theres been a bit of a mix-up, admits the surgeon. Im afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis. What! gasps the patient. You mean Ill never experience another erection? Oh, you might, the surgeon reassures him. Just not yours.
Get Payed
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Summary Of My Last Year On The Computer
Summary of my last year on the computer: I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out f
Joke Of The Day
Life Part 41
Well, I am getting a little discouraged about Fubar. The contest went bad, I was accused of things I did not do, and my comment ability was taken away. I have emailed 3 times to support and no one has bothered getting back to me. They just don't care. Those 2 nasty women have written ugly things about me and that is okay because they are friends with Support. They can get by with what ever they want. So I enter what seems like a harmless contest and then all Hell breaks loose. I haven't really even been on Fubar. Every time I log on and see no email back from Support, I get more discouraged. Sorry if it seems like I am ignoring you all but there really isn't much I can do on Fubar any more but blog and use the shoutbox that doesn't work 50% of the time. It being Friday was supposed to be a good day. I get woken up by Peter at 5:30 in the morning with him searching for his wallet. He is tearing apart the house looking for his wallet. Keeps coming in the room, yell
Friendship
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quiet a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' 'He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
Need A Fu-wife
hey ladies of Fubar Im lookin for my fu-wife are you the one, Give me a reason why I should choose you and give me some pics of you I will make my choice at the end of the month.
Fu-wifey?
My First Fubar Blog
SO i got on this site a while ago... to lazy to read when up there. i was having fun with it made a couple mumms. then one of them got pulled cus it said do you think marjuana is a drug or a plant. turns out it wasn't safe for werk.. so just in case thats why i put this blog nsfw. anyhow... it wont let me mumm any more and that was like 3 months ago. whats up with this. i spend more time on myspace any way... i dunno i guess im not a great friend of fubar. this place is kinda dark...i quess i will have to lighten it up a bit.-AmAnDAlyNn
Random Updates
Are you knight enough to pulll the sword damn it? This is THE best rock lounge on fubar. Consider this an invite, and I thank Dede the owner who leveled me up, even though it was her birthday and didn't have to do anything. If you read this, get your ass in here and wish her a happy birthday and buy her a drink. She also activated her auto 11's just now I might add so get over and rate her like crazy! DeDe~Excalibur's Co-owner~@ fubar Thanks also to Toxic Angel who gave me a boost, and anyone else who thought up the auto11 bling. Have fun everyone! Please let me know first and not just flag my image. I'd appreciate it so I'm not warned by SCRAPPER or the bouncers that I'm loading multiple NSFW images, and get punished one way or another. It's a common courtesy (and probably better manners) to approach an offender and threaten them that you are going to flag the picture if they don't flag it first. I know, I know. You can get away with flagging them anonymousl
Newbie
thought id say a few words being im new to the site -- im 36 and love to meet new ppl and have fun- i just had gastric bypass surgery this past JAN 19th and ive lost like 230 lbs so far and im feeling great - so stop by and ill return the favor!!!
Any Given Time
-ANY GIVEN TIME HE'D BE THERE -I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO SAY NO MORE -ANY GIVEN TIME HE'S RIGHT HERE -YOU'RE EMBEDED IN MY SOUL FOR SURE -ANY GIVEN TIME I SEE -THE BEAUITY THAT IS ALWAYS ME -ANY -GIVEN -TIME -I SWEAR BY THE LORD AND THE MOON -IN THE SKY -FIVE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING -I BE CALLING YOU -I'M TOTALY LOST WITH OUT YOUR LIGHT -I WOULDN'T BE HERE WITHOUT YOU GOD -I FINDING MYSELF STRIVING HARD ALL THE TIME -NOT A SINGLE DAY GOES BY -MERCY WITHOUT BOASTING -GIFTS WITHOUT TERMS -GOODNESS WITHOUT ANGER -FOREGIVE WITHOUT REASON -ANY GIVEN TIME -I DO MY BEST TO STRIVE -IN YOUR NAME I RISE -THE APPLE OF MY EYE -EVEN WHEN I'M ALL ALONE -YOU'RE CLOSER THAN THE VIENS IN MY NECK -EVEN WHEN I'M ASLEEP -EVEN WHEN I'M IN IT TO DEEP -EVEN WHEN I'M ALL GONE -YOU'RE CLOSER THAN THE VIENS IN MY NECK -EVEN AS I'M WRITING THIS SONG -EVEN WHEN I'M ON A HIGH -EVEN WHEN I TRY TO TOUCH THE SKY -ANY GIVEN TIME HE'D BE THERE -I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO SAY NO MORE -A
Lonewolf_ron
hello to everyone how is everyone today
Webster Tarpley: The 9/11 Issue: Key To Stopping World War Iii
Help Make Lisasweet Godmother!
LisaSweet is now a GodMother of Fubar!!! Please stop by & congratulate her if you can. lisasweet ~ member of sunshine angels friends club@ fubar To all those on my friends list that helped... You are just the best! ~*~XOXO~*Lizzy Hey guys & gals LisaSweet is 159,600+ from becoming a Godmother!!!!!! Please go help her out if you can!!! lisasweet ~ member of sunshine angels friends club@ fubar PS: Thanks to all who commented on my last blog, I've spent the day taking out my frustrations on the baseboards & am feeling alot better! I am so thankful to have such awesome friends surrounding me! *MUAH* ~*~Lizzy~*~ LisaSweet only need 20,191 to level to GODMOTHER!!! Please please PLEASE if you can throw some rates her way it would be GREATLY appreciated!! {By her & me} lisasweet ~ member of sunshine angels friends club@ fubar Come on my little sugarplums let's help her level today! *MUAH* ~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy
Hello All !!!!
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up a
Wisdom
I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life." I've learned that life sometimes gives you second chance. I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. I've learned tha
Damn Tractor!
A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, 'Son, come with me.' He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, 'That tractor is needed here on the farm and I promise that as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car.' The boy was not too happy but he did understandthat situation and said, 'Okay, Dad.' A week later, his second son (10 years old)approaches him wanting a new two-wheelbicycle. Well, he gets the same excuse . 'as soon as that tractor is paid for . . ' Shortly, a few days later, son number 3, his youngest, comes bugging him for a tricycle. Again, ol' Dad gives him the lecture about the tractor being paid for first. While leaving the barn, the young boy, more than a little disgusted with the whole thing, sees a rooster mating with one of the hens and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster off the
Cassie's Fublog.
I don't know how this happened. I mean I do. I put pictures of myself on the internet that people enjoyed... But what I don't get, is how that enjoyment has turned into pretending to BE ME. It's been brought to my attention by various people that some douche on xpeeps.com is using my pictures. Claiming to be 21, single, and "looking for lesbians and bi men." Come ON. So, besides emailing support over at xpeeps I'm left not knowing exactly what to do. Setting aside the fact that the site is a giant porn house, I'm hoping they have a decent management staff to take care of this. Just not cool. Any bi guys or lesbians out there want to try and "woo" my alter ego and then punch them in the face? :P Then today, I was sent a message by the loverly Jasper here on fubar. He sent a link of someone on HERE pretending to be "me" from Bulgaria. I politely told her that if she wasn't my long lost twin the profile should really be deleted. And it was, which was great. But, this is just silly.
Free Happy Hour!!
HELLO EVERYONE!! THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THIS ONE OF THE HOTTEST CONTESTS CURRENTLY ACTIVE!! I AM A DEPLOYED SOLDIER IN IRAQ AND HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP, I'M FEELING A LITTLE GENEROUS AND WOULD LIKE TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO ALL OF THE SUPPORTERS OUT THERE!!! I WOULD LIKE TO HOST A CONTEST STARTING ON OCT 22 AND END AT MIDNIGHT ON HALLOWEEN!! ANY PICTURE EXCEPT FOR NSFW WILL BE ALLOWED, COSTUME PICTURES ARE ENCOURAGED!! COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED, YOU CAN BOMB YOUR OWN PICTURE IF YOU WOULD LIKE! FIRST PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A HAPPY HOUR! SECOND PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE SECOND HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A 7 DAY BLAST. THIRD PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE THIRD HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A 3 DAY BLAST. If you are interested, please send me an email with your picture or a link to your picture that you would like to submit and I will place them in the Contest Album.
For Everyone Who Has A Stalker
Carrots, Eggs Or Coffee? There Is Insight Here
You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. :-) A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see." "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," the daughter replied. Her mother brou
Psychoanalyze This
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and grea
Just Me
Have you ever thought you should do some spring cleaning in your life? There is just some stupid shit that's gettin to me...and i think i need to wash it out....i dunno. I try to be a good friend....listen to people..but then when i have a problem...it's like where the hell is everyone? Well anyway...here's to life I used to hear ppl say that and think what a fucking crock of SHIT. But it's really honestly true... Sometimes...i feel like it's me...like i am broken inside...or defective...or just don't work right....so i push people away... I think i finally get that. i was also told...i tend not to push so much as withdraw... hmm interesting Do you think sometimes people are just meant to be friends....you want to be more...or try to be more...it doesn't work...someone gets hurt... Sometimes it takes a good long talk to realize that you can love yor friends in ways that you could never love a lover... Imma flirty girl...and i get crushes QUICK...some of you well know this
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Political
Oh, and LMFAO AGAIN- ANOTHER anti-gay Republican is busted, this one dressed up Like Guliani (women's lingerie) having sex with a man in a nudie booth... Republican Richard Curtis hastens to say : "I'm not Gay". I just like having gay sex while wearing women's clothes in public places. Oh, Well THAT makes it okay then. Carry on. How can we win the war in Terror if our Republican war mongers can't dress up like chicks and blow men in public restrooms? The last ever post from the House of the Rising sons! I am joining the fucking zombie ranks. The Futility of Faith This life so crippled that I can't stand, And God on High, with no command Angels futile and Devils impotent as well, And to think that I was once afraid of Hell... Seek not your soul, it does not exist- Meaning and truth are ideas that do not persist Each moments experience is its only reward- Let passion be your shield, pleasure be thy sword. And Love? That lofty goal so pure- is no more than so
Beware
BEWARE OF PAPER IN THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKING (NOT A JOKE) Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating... You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car jackers ap pear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the car jacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised! Maybe even your KIDS!!! A purse contains all kinds of
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Buyers Beware Don't Mess With Brew Don't You Dare
LIE TO ME TWICE SHAME ON ME LIE TO ME THE THIRD TIME , WE WILL SEE HE HE YOU GET WHAT YOU SOW , WHEN YOU LIE ABOUT SOMEONE, USE SOMEONE , TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE. SHAME SHAME , BECAUSE NOW YOU ARE BUSTED. YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE WRONG " LADY " WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND , AND KARMA IS ONE MOTHER FUCKER , IF I WAS YOU AND YOU KNOW EVERY WELL WHO YOU ARE , THEIR IS NOT A HOLE HUGE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO HIDE IN AND A ROCK FOR YOU TO CRAWL UNDER . SO . MSCAT GUESS WHAT YOU MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE USING ME , SHAME SHAME ON YOU .
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Save The Red Arrows....
Unbelievable !!! The world-famous Red Arrows have been banned from appearing at the 2012 London Olympics because they are deemed 'too British'. Organisers of the event say that the Arrows military background might be 'offensive' to other countries taking part in the Games. The display team have performed at more than 4000 events worldwide, but the Department of Culture, Media and Sport have deemed the display team 'too militaristically British'. Red Arrows pilots were said to be 'outraged', as they had hoped to put on a truly world class display for the Games, something which had never been seen before. Being axed from a British-based event for being 'too This came from my friend dazz ... and i totally support that the arrows should fly .... British' is an insult - the Arrows are a symbol of Britain. The Red Arrows have been excellent ambassadors for British overseas trade, as they display their British-built Hawk aircraft all over the world. The Arrows performed a sh
Day One
Being dead sucks. I can't drink or shoot up or even score with hookers. I shoulda thought this through first.
Love
Touch
General Waffle
Over past few days I conducted a short experiment to see what its like to be a woman in here. And I must say I never went the whole hog, Im still a guy the operation was cancelled last minute :P However, with the help of three gorgeous girls who were REALLY great sports and allowed me to use their default pics, I managed to have an insight into what its like. It amazed me first off, that almost ALL of the guys who visited never even looked at my profile, which stated quite clearly I was a guy. Well in fact, only one noticed and left a comment on my salute... The lack of respect and ignorance by some was a real eye opener, some were just purely out to cause hurt and as much abuse as they could. However when I said they were in fact talking to a guy and not a woman that they could carry on verbally abusing, strangely enough I found myself blocked. Spineless insecure idiots like that made me ashamed to be a guy. No doubt I'll get shit from fake profiles now but
30 Days Of Night
30 Days Night Me and a friend went to see 30 Days Of Night yesterday at the Regal before it was suppose to be in movies today. My sister Angie got free tickets and couldn't go so she gave them to me. 92 and 93.5 were there and they were giving things out. I got a mouse pad with the saying 30 Days Of Night and its suppose to look like blood is underneath it that you can move around. Was wondering if anyone else was going to see this?
Be Careful
Answer And Send In A Private Message
Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u c
Insomnia
What would u do if u had alot a time on ur hands? Edward norton, started fight club..but do i wanna end up with my personal army, a girl & collapsed economy?? some of u r sayin' "yeah" but guys let me remind u that unfortunatly this isn't a movie, this is real. u wake up at 7 u go to work at 9 u finish 5-6 n u have like 30-48 hrs to kill before u passout. in between the 48 hours u still go to work n ur prayin' to get exausted enough to hit the sack!.... yeah it sucks! ok spending time doing a hobby or readin' or sitting on ur ass half naked watchn' tv, thinking ur master of the universe 'n eatin junk food would help ..sure that's a time killer, spending it with ur buddies in a local bar picking up women helps too, hell u might even find that long lost poetry book ur g.friend gave u once apon a time! gettin' wasted/stoned would do the trick, but if u wake up n find out that u've been OUT for a weak sleepin in a dumpster 'n kissing a dog.. don't blame me! I'd SHUTUP n take a pil
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What Do U Do?
What do u do for yourself when u feel bad?
Polish/czech Recipes
1/2 lb butter, soften 1 cup sugar 2 large eggs 2 cups flour 1 cup walnuts, chopped 1/2 cup strawberry jam Grease an 8 x 8-inch pan. Cream butter & sugar. Add eggs & blend well. Gradually add flour. Spread evenly one-half of the butter mixture in bottom of pan. Spread evenly with the jam & sprinkle with chopped nuts. Spread the second half of the butter mixture on top of the jam. Bake at 325F for about 45 minutes or until brown. Cut into bars when cool. (I made it myself awhile back, it was pretty good) Sift together into bowl 6 T. flour, 1 t. salt and 1/4 t. baking powder. Into blender pour Egg Beater or other egg substitute equivalent to 3 eggs. Start blender and add gradually 6 medium sized peeled potatoes, sliced or dices, and 1 small chopped onion. When mixture is uniform, pour it into dry ingredients and mix well with wooden spoon until blended. Spoon mixture into hot oil in skillet and fry until brown and crispy on both sides
Rehab - Sittin At A Bar
Bar tender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 a.m. The door was locked so I kicked it in She was trippin' on the bills I think she was high on some pills She through my shit out into the yard Called me a bum and smacked me real hard And in my drunkin' stooper I did what I should of never done Now I'm sittin' here talking to you Drunk and on the run I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She broke my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away You know mo I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers til they get here Yeah I know the sun is comin' up And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up But I'm trying to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on a dirt road And everythang that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin' on She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the
Marry Me?
This is called Fubar MARRIAGE! The first person to message you saying "I do." Will be your Fubar Husband/Wife. Now, this is just for fun. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours. Repost this or your marrige will be plagued with bad luck. Repost it with the title of "WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?"
Help Out A Great Friend..
this lady here is really sweet and helps out alot of ppl in contest and giveaways, even though she was in a contest she helped out a friend everyday.. she could use our help.. link below.. Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they
Here's A Vacation Spot
I'VE BEEN BUSY HERE ON THE LITTLE KNOWN ISLAND OF "COMEONIWANNALAYYA" LOCATED BETWEEN THE VIRGIN ISLANDS(THO I HAVEN'T FOUND ANY...YET)AND TED'S....WITH IT'S WHITE BEACHES AND CRYSTAL CLEAR WATER.COME JOIN ME ON THE BEACH DURING THE DAY AND AT NIGHT TAKE IN THE NIGHT LIFE... JOIN IN THE WEELKLY JUDGING OF WOMEN OVER 80 WET T-SHIRT AND SPAM THROWING CONTEST.SAMPLE THE WORLD(OR AT LEAST ON THE ISLAND)FAMOUS 5 TEQUILA MARGARITA....... STAY 4 DAYS/6 NIGHTS IN A FANTASTIC LUXURY BUNGALOW COMPLETE WITH HOT/COLD WATERFALLS...SO TAKE YOUR VACATION WITH ME....WE'LL HAVE A SWELL TIME!!! WARNING:staying at "comeonIwannalaya" island can result with the folllowing side effects: calmness,sense of well being,relaxation,lower blood pressure & heightened self-esteem and confidence..talk to your doctor or pharmacist before coming to the island.....if your in a perpetual bad mood or nursing(on 2nd thought)the island may help.results may vary. note: the government of "comeonIwannalayya"island
Old Man Balls
dear loved ones we are gatherd here today to give respect to a old mans balls. in the younger days they were good balls and served well. now in the golden days they have been worn out and laid to rest please say farwell old man balls
Things I Support
Sick
now after going to doctor to try to get better i am hurt worse than before, they did exams and put me through a hell of a lot of physical pain to tell me they dont know whats wrong, now i have to go see 2 more different doctors........... Does it ever end?????? I have been going to U of M hospital for 2 years now trying to figure out female pains, no on e can figure out whats wrong...... This sucks, I am very tired of always hurting with no answers as to why..... I dont mean to whine if anyone reads this, jus needed to get it off my chest......
Just Stuff
Well, as u all know..I have been single for most of my time on here...not anymore... I have met someone who has completely stolen my heart...we became "officially" together on Nov. 18th & will be celebrating our one month together...AWWWWWWWWWWW....ANYWAY!...lol... That doesn't mean I am not the same person that I was...just means that the flirting....& other nonsense stops...or goes to a WAY below minimum on my part.... I WILL NOT give out my number...for those of who do have it...you have it for a reason...I consider you a friend....& you can still text me or call me anytime....he does not have a problem with me having men friends...he has PLENTY of female friends...so he would be a hypocrite to say something...am I right or wrong? I am 90% happy with him....only 90% because he lives in Louisiana & I live in TX....although we do try to make a point of talking & texting everyday...& being online together....NOTHING compares to when I actually do get to spend time with him.
Stacy's Blog
How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Shy/SweetYour shy and sweet. Your kind of shy when it comes to sex but that adds a little somthing special to it. Your always sweet and you like to make sure your partner is having a good time. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do! Soft/slow 80%Shy/Sweet 80%Passionate/wet 60%Awkward/New 45%Hot/hard 40%Exciting/Exotic 30%
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Idiots
it took yall more time to report my mumm when yall could of just easily passed by it.IDIOTS!!! and yall know good and well it didn't hurt anyone.now i can't write mumms because ppl have nothing else better to do.plain fucking childish and you can report this goddamn blog too. grown ppl acting like kids.FUCK YALL!!!!
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All I Want In Life
All i want in Life is a good hearted woman who will love me for who im. Someone who will be there for me when im down in the dumps.Someone who won't cheat on me and stay beside me during the bad time. Who want to be with me and love me until the end of time.Someone who won't dump me for someone else. someone who i can care for until the end of time. someone who love to go out and have a good time with friends
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What Is Love
what is love. that word is strong if you say it you better mean it cause it will all so hurt you if you have feeling for someone. i know i been hurt so many time s by that word. when they say i don't love you any more it hurts. i now got a wall around my heart don't get me wrong you still can have feeling for someone. why i writing this cause i got to get of my mean. is they love out there for me i don't know but i know one thing it hard to find i want someone to break the wall down cause i want to love again. i wake up every day asking myself is this the day I'm going to die. then i look down on my left arm and see two name tattoo on my arm . my babies they are the reason I'm still alive and they are the reason i keep pushing on in life. i know I'm poor but money can't buy love. it spend time with them and holding them in my arms but now i can't see them or hold them but still going on with my life. just thinking about them make me happy.. i love them and miss them.. i do anything t
Friends
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Haikus
eye saw a fish walk through my marijuana fields eye thought he was hi the sun shone brightly while moon continued to shine for that overtime a mouse who saw eye looked kool from safe in the wall said "sucker??eyeball!" faint sun rises high above green ivy branches hoping the Cubs win salamanders dart under the fledgling branches searching for ripe bugs Boss Pig ate the trash to muster up his strength to break up the riots it did not come out, so there was no light that day-- Sol goes on strike, too nobody in life has had more reason to sweat more rivers than eye
Sore
sore. I am a 34D. I am not sure why, maybe I just need them titilated by somebody. I don't like it when they are sore; its uncomfortable.
Captain's Blog
woohoo! yea! first blog! yea! woohoo!
Late Night
has insomnia. When i cant sleep at night i get bored. When i get bored i want someone to talk to about anything. I guess boredom is a good things sometimes but not when you have insomnia. Sorry to whom i have bored with this observation.
That Is Love
That Is Love Love is a strange and beautiful thing, It spans time and space, distance is no object to love. You will wait forever for the one you love, Travel wherever you need to be with them. When you are in the arms of the one you love, That love can make a moment last a lifetime, Yet make a lifetime seem no more than a moment. When love is distant it grows strong, When it returns it flowers. People crave it, strive for it, fight for it, and die for it, And when they find it, they know they are complete. For in the arms of the one we love is wholeness, Belief, completeness, passion, and security. The one we love is someone for whom we would do anything, And never ask for anything in return. It produces a love of all that person is and will ever be, Regardless of what that may mean to me. Love knows that when you are away, That you are still loved, cherished, thought after, and missed By the one you love, And they know that you love them back. That is Love.
Age
The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know. Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken a back by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my mother!), but I don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that
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Wish All Guys Had The Words To Make It Better, Or At Least To Try...awww..
for the sake of privacy, no names will be mentioned' also, im not sayin all guys are insensitive or dont kno or never say good things, but im sayin its nice how som ppl do it wen u need it most _________________**************________________ : your a sweetie, and u have forever to fall in love, your young and beautiful, so relax and enjoy life, no being sad or heartbroken, lifes to short and any guy would be thrilled to have you ___________***********************______________ there is someone who always said wat was needed but thats my story...;(
My Vampiric Journial
October 25th 2007 A.D. Guess what? I ran into one of my ex's today (joy joy) she act's like she doesen't know me but I know she does. What pisses me off is how Whoeish she was and denies it. She had baught me a drink last week and now today she act's like I don't exist again. This game is getting old. I wounder if I should just sink my teeth in and finnish her off. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Her blood probably tastes nasty anyways. Oh well time will tell. October 18th 2007 A.D. What a Fuckin day!!! I was riding My "trusty" STeed Lightning and I came across this Tavern (which ou ppl today call a Lounge or Bar) I pulled on the reigns for him to stop and he didn't ad when he finaly DID stop he bucked up and threw me through te door. (again)I swear to the gods I'm gonna send that horse to the glue factory one day. He would only stop for one person. But she wa taken from me in the early 2000's By some Vampire killer. I miss her dearly. (*a tear falls from his eyes*) A
Heading Home
Blog
Hey all I just got this e-mail and I just wanted to share it with ya. And Im not tring to Hate On MJ I Love his Music. VERY GOOD POINT..... A Soldier's Take on Michael Jackson For those of you who support our military, you will understand where this man is coming from. For those of you who do not support our soldiers, God will explain to you one day.This young soldiers remarks are right on the point. How calloused wethe American people have become. Please pass thisalong to friends andfamily. This young man's remarks need to be read byeveryone.A Soldier's Take on Michael Jackson This is written by a young soldier serving his third tour of duty inIraq. Thought you might find his take on the MichaelJackson newsInteresting and he's right!! Okay, I need to rant.I was just watching the news, and I caught part ofareport on Michael Jackson. As we all know, Jackson died the other day. He was an entertainer who performed for decades. He madeMillio
A Poet's Lonely Spiral Into Resignation
Please Help These 3 Boombastic Males Level
Please help these dynamos level! Please help arcangel get to level 19. He's a new guy, but he's very cool. ~ArcAngel~@ fubar Please help Jewels get to level 12. He'll give you a big hug for it! JEWELS.......... fan, rate, add, and plz hug me!@ fubar Please help Larry B get to level 16. He helps out everyone! LarryB@ fubar
Fuck It
Woohoo
my first asshole in my shoutbox blog, im so excited juggalotus...: ur shits weak fuck u fag iam done wastin my time with ur bitch ass juggalotus...: FAGGOT ASS BITCH COCKSUCKIN LIL BITCH ASS NUTHIN BUT MOUTH LIL HO FUCK U FAG IT THE END OF THE DAY U SUCK BLACK DICK NOT ME BITCH ->juggalotus...: i would stop sticking my dick in ass but that would mean undoing all the knots ive used to tie up your dad and i really cant be bothered finding another gimp juggalotus...: look homie be real fuckin glad i dont live by u i would beat the fuckin shit outta that lil bitch ass face juggalotus...: cheese from ur forskin ur a fag wash ur cock and keep it outta dudes buttholes ->juggalotus...: why would i want to do that? your mum would'nt be able to find another pimp and i kinda like her sucking the cheese from my foreskin for rent money juggalotus...: kill urself fag ->juggalotus...: wow, i dont think i can compete with your obvious lack of brains, so why not just shut the fuck up and g
My Mission Statement
What Men Should Know About Women
I found this and can't believe how accurate it actually is!! They hit most things right on the head! Cosmo's Top 30 things men need to know about women in 2007. 30 Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, shes trying to keep herself in line. 29 No matter how much she reassures you, if you cant get a hard-on she assumes youre not attracted to her. 28 The threesome is not about you; its about the two girls. If youre lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the other one because theres a good chance itll end the relationship. 27 Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job youve ever had. 26 Girls who buy their men lap dances and pretend to enjoy it are kidding themselves. Theyre trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom. 25 Women want to talk dirty, but theyre afraid you wont respect them in the morning. Reassure her that
My Shoutbox
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Please Help These 3 Boombastic Males Level
Stuff
I HAVE PAPA ROACH TICKETS AVAILABLE FOR THE SHOW IN DETROIT AT HARPO'S ON NOVEMBER 16TH. $22 EACH EMAIL ME IF YOU'RE INTERESTED! THANKS! PUPPIKAT
This Is Me
Cool Flash Toys at REVOLUTIONMYSPACE.com This is Me - Grant (Hab) My name is Grant. You know me as Hab. The name Hab comes from the nickname of my favorite Hockey Team, the Montreal Canadiens. I am Canadian. Note the difference in spelling as Canadiens is the French version. I am a sports fanatic unlike some others. I have a vast collection of Sports Autographs that fills every inch of my living room. I was born August 31st, 1960, in a very small Northwestern Ontario town called Beardmore. Mom was Finn and Swede. Dad was French Canadian and Scottish. When asked, I call myself French. Actually, French Canadian. Both were born in Canada. When I was 3 years old my parents moved to a City called Port Arthur, Ontario. It was next to another City called Fort William and in 1970 the two amalgamated into Thunder Bay, Ontario. I grew up playing baseball and hockey, and actually was very good at both. I also took Karate for about 6 years until Highschool. A week before I was to go for my
Baby Halloween Costume
Halloween is most awaited by young and old alike as they can dress in costumes and scare the wits of others. Even babies are made to wear halloween costumes. In fact, baby halloween costumes are much in demand. People like to dress their babies in wonderful clothes and photograph them. Baby halloween costumes manufacturers make a huge profit during halloween season. Halloween is not just about costumes. Trick-or-treating, also known as guising, is an activity for children on Halloween in which they proceed from house to house in costumes, asking for treats such as candy with the question, "Trick or treat?" Trick-or-treating is one of the main traditions of Halloween. It has become socially expected that if one lives in a neighborhood with children one should purchase treats in preparation for trick-or-treaters. The National Confectioners Association reported in 2005 that 80 percent of adults in America planned to give out candy to trick-or-treaters, and that 93 percent of children
Suicide
Ok so after a bit of a discussion on the subject tonight I have come to the conclusion that if someone kills themself over something you said...you should not feel bad. I know this may seem harsh to some of you out there but look at it like this. If someone kills themself over something you just said to them then well, it was going to happen anyway. think of it as a verbal euthenasia. you find a jumper on a ledge saying he is gonna jump so you tell him to hurry up because there is a line to use that ledge.
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plumbing the pages of Cokelore By Rich Maloof for MSN Health & Fitness Find More Weight Loss Can Control Hypertension Fried Food Compounds May Harm Heart More Diet & Fitness Articles Coca-Cola is acidic, but its not battery acid. Coke contains citric acid (naturally occurring in fruits like lemons and limes) and phosphoric acid (found in everything from milk to fish), but in low enough concentration that the soda cant eat a hole through your stomach lining on its own. Left in a cup overnight, Coke does not have the acidity to dissolve a penny, a nail or even a housefly. Think about it: Coke is stored and shipped in thin aluminum cans and soft plastic bottles, and they dont seem to be gushing open on grocery-store shelves. Yes, fer cryin out loudCoke used to contain cocaine. When Coca-Cola was first sold in 1885, it was marketed as a medicinal tonic. It was held at the ti
Done, Done And Done
You came and I didn't. Now, is that really fair? I let you in, wiped you down. I let you touch my hair. But you came, and I didn't. Now, is that really fair? I mean, I guess I should've tried And maybe gotten mine. But I assumed that you would share. You came and I didn't. We both know that shit's not fair. lol not fair at all the land of shit and money home of the slaves, land of the weak other nations, the meek will inherit the spoils of Babylon believe it walk by faith before you see it If nothing else, I hope you took a minute to think..even if it wasn't about this fucked up country. (Pardon my English) peace and serenity, jai Thanks for putting me on to fubar baby!!! None of this nonsensical blogging would be possible without you :D peacey
Real Talk
I am so tired of fake people.... talkin shit behind ya back, actin like they hard, and not bein able ta man up and say the shit to ya face. ya feel me? If you real, get at me!
Mine
You're the woman I've dreamt of ever since I was a child Since I noticed Daddy's eyes when he saw Momma smile I wanted what they had and now I have it too I'm so thankful that my dream has finally come true Well you know, everything about me and I know, there's no reason for me to be scared But sometimes there's a lump so deep in my throat, it's hard for me to say I love you, and I'd do anything for you Yeah I need you, you're always on my mind, it's true You're the one that I turn to I love the way you smell, your laugh, the way you make me feel I've never been with someone who has made it all feel so real Sometimes I lie awake and wonder if it's all a dream but when I role over you're still layin' next to me Well I know, everything about you and you know, there's no reason for you to be scared So you tell me everything that's on your mind. I just want you to know I love you, and I'd do anything for you Yeah I need you, you're always on my
I Made!
Yesterday was one year since a good friend of mine died in a horrible car accident. She was with a friend of hers and they were both drunk and from what we were told he fell asleep behind the wheel and they hit a field drive. She had her seatbelt on but still didnt make it she died instantly. I miss her very much and I still cant believe she is gone. She was the type of person who always made you feel like you belonged and if you werent having fun she made sure to find a way to help you have fun! She brought out the good in everyone and went out of her way to help everyone she could. I miss you Amy. RIP! This happy hour going on right now was brought to you by: $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar Go show him some love he deserves everything you can give him!! Also show some love to angeleyes!! She is awesome and she knows it!! angel eyes CT wife to Jay 'bob vila' ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fu
Don
Way up atop of rocky mountains A lion liveth way down below Ram-ming heads you can be certain Clouds of dust in a jungle ya'll better know The ONE that will stand in the end again The ruler is there making a show Nothing else for them to gain Sex is then ready for the go Regardless of all the pain Penetration with no woah woah woah The ram stands unsheltered in the rain The lion into the den there you can follow King of the mountain and the king of the jungle The Ram is above and the Lion is below... Don.
Welcome
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All About Me
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always
Help Me
http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50183 first 5 people to join me and say I invited you gets me a big pimpn gift. HELP ME
Wife Beaters
Come one come all Come to REDS HOT SPOT for a friendly night out with added attractions will make the lads eyes light up....... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for
Moms Day Off !!!
Sad To Find Out A Person You Invite To Your Home As Lied
I INVITED A PERSON INTO MY HOME , BECAUSE THEY SAID THEY WERE IN A SITUATION THAT WAS NOT GOOD . SO , OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF MY HEART , I INVITED THE PERSON HERE . HASN'T MADE ANY EFFORT TO GET UP OFF HER ASS TO FIND A JOB, BEEN ON THE COMPUTER 24/7 , GIVEN OUT MY PHONE NUMBER WITHOUT ASKING , SAYING I SAID IT WAS FINE AND I DIDN'T . I SUPPORTED THIS PERSON SINCE SECOND WEEK OF JULY . LIED ABOUT ME TO A FRIEND , STATING , I KICKED HER OUT FOR NO REASON , WHICH IS A LIE . I SAID SHE HAD TO LEAVE , BECAUSE I CAN NOT TRUST HER . HERE IN MY HOME ALONE , WHILE I'M WORKING FOR 8 HRS.
Kill The Husband
i like to know why every damn man can be so damn kind when you first meet them. and after they hit you try to kill you and your childern that they think that sex will make everything better.well i say the hell with that now that i have learned that i can fight back i have right now my dumb ass of a husband is out drank and have a good time well i never get to do that cause i always have something eles to do but guess what that bitch thinks that he is goin to walk back into this house with out me beating the shit out of him well he better think again. i am shitting with him right now and i hope he hurrys ups and comes home well that enough of all this bull shit see ya
Bugging
These things are so damn annoying! They are everywhere! They fly and land on me. It totally creeps me out. I might have to ask for an exterminator to come in.
Pondered Thoughts Of This Ravens Mind
Have you ever pondered and wondered why we are here to exist in this world? Have you pondered, just for a second, why the world is the way it is?? Have you ever wondered, while you sit alone in the dark, if things would be better without you here to mess it all up??? Have you ever pondered, what this world would be like without you interfere in affair that aren't yours??? Have you ever, just for a minute, wondered why you have the feeling as if no one wants you??? If something was wrong with you because of that simple feeling???? Have you ever wondered, would everyone be better off if you simply left???? Would anyone miss you???? Would anyone really care???? Would the ones that claimed to love you, cry or be saddened by your lose??? These are but a few of the many questions that flout within this Raven's Mind. If any care to answer them, feel free to do so. Or if you wish to tell me that I am not the only one with theses questions also feel free to do so. Blessed Be, Merr
Please Help Lucy
Please click the pic above and leave her as many comments as you can, she always returns all love shown. Many thanks Love to all Dazzy xxxxxx
Rant
is at the finals for the Euro Cup. i am watching the match right now who will be playing against us. We will demolish anyone!!! Spain or Russia. Because we are just that good, its in our blood. Okay, so I know I'm not the typical skinny ass chick with big boobs that all guys out there want. But Why is it so hard for me to be able to find a costume that would look cute on me. I've gone through the ranges of frumby old bag looking shit, the occasional cute thing but then there is the horribly awful super short, low cut, and letting my wobbly bits hang out?!?!?! Yeah I said it, I have wobbly bits!!!! And I don't want them hanging out for everyone to see. Some big girls may be okay with having shit like that hang out. But NO!!! Not for me, so stop having these horribly revealing costumes and give me something that is cute, considerate of the fact that I don't have gianormous boobs or a flat ass stomach but doesnt look like a fucking bolt of fabric or a circus tent. Is that too mu
Hotrodinnn
We're A Dying Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured he
Life
Why oh why do people play mind games? I dont understand it or appreciate it. In my other blog "regrets" I talked about this "friend". Well that so called Friend text'd me tonight and we've been fighting for hours. He doesnt see my side of things. Its all about him. Funny 3 other people are totally on my side on this. Ugh! I just wish he'd go away. Its obvious he doesnt care about me so why bother msg me?!?!?
Treatments
So most things are the same, my iron was low though! So the Doc gave me an injection to give me a boost. I don't feel really good today! unfortunatley, but it is the night of Chemo, since chemo was today, I will feel better tomorrow I am sure as is the ususal. I meant to say last time that I have chemo the day AFTER Halloween. but I meesed up. I will also be able to put a treatment at the end of my treatment schedule because the Doc is taking pity on me and letting me skip the one before Thanksgiving! WOOHOO...this way I can taste my food. But it is ok, he wouldn't let me if it wasn't safe. I will have another treatment before then. Then one the week after Thanksgiving and another one two weeks later.....He said it's all about me! LOL This will also give my body a chance to fee good for a little while, but I will be able to taste the turkey and cranberries ans sweet potatoes..I am so excited! I did make Matzah Ball soup for dinner tonight and Perry made the Latkas, b
Crying
Shopping
I don't know if any of you actually ever heard of Deseret industries,otherwise known as DI. You do have to be a good chooser when shopping there,it's a thrift store and they have quite a bit of stuff. Looking into clothes is fairly interesting,I've been able to find 70$ 80$ dollars value woolen items for less then 10$,sometimes even 4$!!!!!!! I'm a bit of a scottish pattern skirts freak,so if you like those,there's quite a few,just don't take em all , and leave some for me to buy :D have a good day ya'll if you ever shopped there,let me know what you think! comments appreciated.
A Great Bread
1 tablespoon sugar or honey 1 2/3 cups warm water (110 to 115 degrees), divided 1(1/4 oz.) envelope active dry yeast 5 cups all-purpose flour or bread flour 2 teaspoons salt 6 tablespoons olive oil, divided 1 tablespoon dried culinary lavender flowers 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 teaspoon coarse salt (sea or kosher) teaspoon black pepper In a small bowl, combine sugar or honey with 1/2 cup of warm water. Sprinkle yeast over the mixture; let the stand until foamy, 5 to 8 minutes. Sift the flour into a large bowl. Make a well in the center of the flour and pour in remaining water, yeast mixture, and 4 tablespoons olive oil. Mix approximatelly 5 minutes or until you form a dough; transfer to your work surface. Knead for 10 minutes then add the salt and knead for a approximately 6 to 10 minutes or until the dough is very smooth (if the dough sticks to your hands, add some additional flour, one tablespoon at at time). Spray a large bowl with non-stick cookiny spray. F
Just A Rate Please
This is for a 2 hour contest..Will you please rate it for me. IF YOU WANNA BOMB P YOU MAY ALS DO THAT BUT IM WORKING ON RATES AS THERES A WINNER FOR RATES AND COMMENTS
Me
How I Feel About You
How do I tell you how I feel about you When everytime i think of you my body shakes everytime i see you my knees grow weak and everytime i'm with you i dont want the time to end. When everytime i look into your eyes, i wish i was there everytime i see you smile my heart melts and every night before i go to sleep i pray we dont end. I've tried somehow to say: you're the sun that lights up my sky the wind that keeps me cool on a hot summer day and sweet incense that keeps me on a natural high I want so much to tell you: that without you with me each day my day isn't complete that since day one I've always wanted to be with you that no matter what's going on in my life you're the reason there's a smile on my face and that loving you seems to be all I need to know. But everytime I want to the words just wont come out to you it may sound mushy or too cute you may not believe it so it's better I keep my mouth closed Then to try to tell you exactly whats on
Contest To Bomb
Sexual Feelings
Rainy days and cold nights, These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your good luck charm, Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you , Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Lets play around like connect the dots, Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like i never done before, Do what you want to my body its all yours, Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
A Small Circles
I'm unemployed 'n I have slipped disc, so my days are almost same but I enjoy my life. Therefore my blog name is A Small Circles by humor... but I've to say that now i'm writing blog in english first time. Before I've write in finnish of course in my other site. Today my day was great!! Last night I was here in Fubar and then in the morning I went sleep 'n woke up about at P.M. 16:00. That's of course means day is over here in Finland. But it's Ok me. My day beging in night!! That's why I'm here in Fubar. I spend my nights here 'n I like to meet new people and make friends.
Why?
I cannot hide these emotions I feel ... I am so confused and wish I could get this over with. it is a never-ending emotional roller coaster with you. once I think the ride is over, another tremendous fall lies ahead ... you love another, and that I understand. but living with it, I cannot bare ... I love you, those words mean so much to me. it is a terribly over used phrase I know, but when I say it ... I mean it with all my heart. I love you. there are no other words to describe it ... I know it is love because of how much pain it causes me night and day ... I wish and hope with all my heart that this would be over and done with ... but it never is. why?
Uss Tennessee Bb43
USS Tennessee BB-43 (1920-1959) USS Tennessee, a 32,300-ton battleship, was built at the New York Navy Yard. Commissioned in June 1920, she operated in the Atlantic area for a year and then transferred to the U.S. Pacific coast, where she was based for nearly two decades. As a unit of the Battleship Force, she participated in regular training and fleet exercises, winning the "E" for excellence in gunnery during the mid-1920s. In 1925, Tennessee transited the Pacific to visit New Zealand and Australia. With tensions with Japan rising, her base was moved forward to Pearl Harbor in 1940. On 7 December 1941, Tennessee was one of eight battleships present when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. Moored inboard of USS West Virginia (BB-48), she was hit by two bombs, which damaged two of her four gun turrets, and was scorched by burning oil from the sunken USS Arizona. In late December, after temporary repairs, Tennessee steamed to the Puget Sound Navy Yard, Washington, for an overhaul.
Uss Pennsylvania Bb38
USS Pennsylvania BB-38, (1916-1948) USS Pennsylvania, lead ship of a class of two 31,400-ton battleships, was built at Newport News, Virginia. Commissioned in June 1916, she served as the Atlantic Fleet's flagship into the early "Twenties". Though her operations during this time were primarily off the U.S. east coast and in the Caribbean area, Pennsylvania briefly cruised to France in December 1918. Transiting the Panama Canal to the Pacific early in 1921, she became flagship of the newly-organized Battle Fleet. During the next eight years, she led the Navy's battleships in maneuvers in the Atlantic, Caribbean and in the Pacific, including a cruise to Australia and New Zealand in mid-1925. From June 1929 to May 1931, Pennsylvania received an extensive modernization at the Philadelphia Navy Yard, Pennsylvania. She emerged with new "tripod" masts, improved combat systems, and an enlarged armored conning tower to better support her mission as fleet flagship. Through the following de
Idiots Among Americans
Well my wife and i were going through the news when all of the sudden she came across this news article http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071019/ap_on_re_us/supervised_injections;_ylt=AikEf02XLpjZ1P.DLdmnfTlH2ocA now it may only be me but it seems that we have a nation of idiots that are basically legalizing cocaine use by making a safe house where cops cannot enter wouldnt you agree that we are stupid for this ??? i want feedback on this one!!!!
Marry Me!!!
IS THERE ANY SEXY GUYS OUT THERE THAT WANT TO MARRY ME ON FUBAR..LMAO Hey is there anyone out there that wants to get married to this lovely lady on fubar??? I'm kinda lonely over here.:( :(
Uss Maryland Bb46
USS Maryland BB-46 (1921-1959) USS Maryland, a 32,600-ton Colorado class battleship, was built at Newport News, Virginia, and commissioned in July 1921. During the 1920s and 1930s, she participated in regular fleet training and combat exercises. Maryland also made some notable long-distance cruises, including one to Rio De Janeiro in the Summer of 1922 to participate in Brazil's Centennial Exposition, the U.S. Fleet's trans-Pacific voyage in 1925, and President-Elect Herbert Hoover's 1928 good-will tour of Latin America. Maryland's base was changed from Long Beach, California, to Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, in 1940. She was moored at Pearl Harbor when the Japanese struck on 7 December 1941, but received relatively minor damage. Following repairs and overhaul, Maryland operated with Task Force One off the U.S. West Coast in 1942, deploying to the South Pacific later in the year. She took part in operations to capture the Gilbert and Marshall Islands in late 1943 and early 1944, employin
Uss Nevada Bb36
USS Nevada BB-36 (1916-1948) USS Nevada, first of a class of two 27,500-ton battleships, was built at Quincy, Massachusetts. She was commissioned in March 1916 and operated in the western Atlantic and the Caribbean until mid-1918, when she went to the British Isles for World War I service. Following that conflict, Nevada was active in the Atlantic, Caribbean and Pacific. Cruises to Brazil in 1922 and to Australia in 1925 punctuated a decade of regular fleet exercises and drills. Nevada was modernized in 1927-30, exchanging her "basket" masts for tripods. The update work also included the installation of a new superstructure, relocation of her five-inch secondary battery, new anti-aircraft guns and significant improvements to her firepower and protection. She then returned to duty with the U.S. Battle Fleet, mainly operating in the Pacific over the next eleven years. The only battleship able to get underway during the 7 December 1941 Pearl Harbor Raid, Nevada was the object of
Fearless
I stand Fearless before you Naked to just bare skin Knowing your Great Form Will not bring Harm to me Silently I wait to see you In all your Mighty splendor As you emerge from your great cavern With Wing spread wide and Head held High. Behold thine Majestic Beauty! I stare, with jaw slackened, up toward the sky To see thines proud Head and crown As you flap your wings to take flight shielding my face as you sore through the air I watch is simple joyous pleasure As you Light the Night sky Then plum it back down to me Landing on all fours you kneel before me As I watch you with a delightful twinkle in my eye Know that this was a rare gift given to me For I had Shown to you I was Fearless Showing to be Fearless To one as Great as you Was a risk at first But turned out to be a reward in the end Being Fearless to a Mighty Great One Has given me the chance to ride Upon your Mighty scaled back And to sore into the night sky wrote 10~1~2007 Wrote
Family
IM 39 YEARS OLD,AND AM MARRIED TO A TRUCK DRIVER.BETWEEN US WE HAVE 7 KIDS(1 I LOST B4 WE MET).WAS BORN AND RAISED IN ARIZONA.I HAVE LIVED IN 3 DIFFERENT STATES.IF ANYONE WANTS TO GET AHOLD OF ME OUTSIDE OF HERE,HERES MY EMAIL ADDY: MALLAYA@MSN.COM AND MY HUSBANDS NAME IS BRIAN. I HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN THROUGH THE FAMILY LIST AND DONE ALL THE FUN STUFF,IF FOR SOME REASON YOU WAS MISSED PLZ LET ME KNOW SO THAT I CAN GET YOU TAKEN CARE OF.
Total_package's Blog.
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
New World
Upon your eyes I fix my gaze and lure you in, your heart is crazed Closer closer.. you do come the dance of lovers has almost begun The music rhythmic, the lights down low I gyrate my hips...I do it slow There is a pulse upon the air not felt by others, just us do share And then at last our bodies meet we both do part our dancing feet. I straddle your leg, you hold me firm and at your touch, my body squirms. One hand you place it atop my thigh, my body quivers, I feel so high.. your other hand is fixed firmly in my hair, we come as close to making love as we could dare. Our bodies snaking, it feels so good I make sure im not to be misunderstood. I want you My Prince I want your fire To make love with you, is what I desire. Its hard to part the fiery gaze I feel the hardness, that I crave The space between our lips now smaller I get on my toes, am now much taller. We are in a crowd, but there are no others theres only us now.... just us two lovers for those around us they vanished the n
Uss California Bb44
USS California (BB-44), 1921-1959 USS California, a 32,300-ton Tennessee class battleship, was built at the Mare Island Navy Yard, California, and commissioned in August 1921. During the 1920s and 1930s, she actively participated in the activities of the United States Battle Fleet, often acting as flagship. In 1925, California was one of the ships that conducted a major trans-Pacific cruise to Australia and New Zealand. With most of the fleet, California deployed to Hawaii in 1940 and was based there as tensions rose in the Pacific over the next year. When Japanese carrier planes raided Pearl Harbor on 7 December 1941, she was badly damaged by torpedoes and bombs, slowly settling to the harbor bottom over the next few days. Her salvage, repair and modernization represented a major undertaking by the Pearl Harbor and Puget Sound Navy Yards and was not completed until January 1944. Over two and a half years after she was sunk, California reentered combat, providing heavy gunfire
In Life You Cant Turn Back
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies. She sat down in an armchair in the VIP room of the airport to rest and read in peace. Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazine and started reading. When she took out the first cookie, the man took one also. She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought, What a nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch him for daring!. For each cookie she took, the man took one too. This was infuriating her but she didnt want to cause a scene. When only cookie remained, she thought, Ahwhat this abusive man do now?. Then the man taking the last cookie, divided it into half, giving her one half. Oh, that was too much! She was too angry now. In a huff, she took her book, her things and stormed to the boarding place. When she s
Drinkin
Short Quotes
A teardrop is insignificant in a pool of water, but it can touch the soul as it runs down someones face Love can tear you apart... it can kill you. But if youre lucky, it can put you back together The ones that you love the most are usually the ones that hurt you the most We don't love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me Together forever and never apart, Maybe in distance, but never in heart In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. What's meant to be will always find a way. Love robs those who have it of their wit, and gives it to those who have none. Nothing compares with the finding of true love; because once you do your heart is complete.
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Rants
Apparently people don't take into consideration that we are all different here. A Sword is a bit more than a knife. Learn the fucking difference. If a person posts a picture of a hand made japanese blade in a folder marked "Things I Like", have a little respect. I don't go around bitching at people posting pics of their guns just because I feel there is no honor in shooting someone. I carry a gun in the army because I have to. If I had the choice I wouldn't. But I can still show you my membership in the NRA because I believe in supporting the right to bear arms, and if guns come under attack, my swords won't be far behind. Additionally, if a person owns a genuine Japanese blade, it is for a reason. They do not come cheap. It is aomething very personal and special. Each of my blades have been blessed, and have tasted my blood in that blessing. Both my training and my religion take part in it. Pardon the fuck out of me if something I consider sacred is trivial to you.
Ice Campaign ,,,,this Is Imporant
ICE Campaign = "In Case of Emergency" please call?..you know does anyone else? We all carry our mobile/cell phones with names and numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) campaign. The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of an emergency contact person or persons who you want to be contacted during an emergency under the name "ICE" (In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents,
Yay
Got the lab top fixed. So i am back online now. YaY just thought i would let those of you know that have rates my things or posted new pic's that i am still here, I have not forgotten about you. :D
Notes!
Endocrine System is ductless. Its products are hormones. Hormones are transport primarly by the Circulatory system! There are three overlapping functions: 1. Sensory input- Sensory neurons send information( impluses) toward a processing center (usually the brain). 2. intregration- the processing and interpretation of sensory input or the process of deciding what should be done (the brain is the most common intregration center). 3. Motor output (response)- a response (impluse) is sent from the intergration center to the effector organs (usually muscles or other tissues). Central Nervous System (CNS) - Protected by bone (skull and vertebrae) Consists of- Brain and Spinal Cord Perpheral Nervous System (PNS)- line along or away from bone, extends from CNS Consists of- Nerves- Bundles of axons and their sheaths (to and from CNS) Ganglia- groupings of neuron cell bodies outside and CNS
There Is Hope Somewhere...
The Egrit
Just a beautiful moment, that I wanted to share.... It stands smooth and white against the crystal blue waters, a statue of serenity. Its sleek feathers glisten in the sun, reflecting the warmth, the life, the love. It walks along the cool, green grass, each step a ballet, like a creamy white cloud floating along heavens skies. Suddenly, the wind changes. With a flutter of wings, the egret glides above the water and with one big sweep, brings the land and water into harmony.
1 Jar Of Mayonnaise And 2 Cups Of Coffee
Wednesday
So, where did I leave off? I do not have as much time to spend on line, so please forgive me. The young lady has not yet listened to reason and refuse to come see so I ontinue to push her. Our time in rope in the cemetery was a bit much, more because of the drive over spent blindfolded and naked except for a sarong than the actual activites there. Most recently I received the loviest of massages and thanked her with restraints, blindfold, needles and rubber bands. She does not like pain. She is not a masochist. It makes it a different kind of fun for me that she submits to such toture just to please me. I enjoyed placing those three needles close together over the sternum. There is less flesh to pierce so it is a stingier sensation. I removed them almost immediately, well not quite I wiggled and thumped them first. I was rewarded with little drops of blood. Although that made me happy there was not quite enough of it so I opened a new needle and poked tender breast meat eigth t
What A Life!
first off i would like to start with the fact that i have been on here for over a year now, thanks to a friend of mine. however, i put the fubar stuff away, and stayed with yahoo, i had a busy year an could barely keep up with that!!! now that im back, i have to say i have met some very interesting people and a couple great ones as well. i still havent figured out all this stuff yet.....however i have figured out that some people need to keep their clothes on an im not one of them! infact, im thinking some shouldnt even have pics if you ask me....oh btw did i tell you all yet, that im very honest an say what i think pretty much all the time? LOL so if you cant handle that, you may not want to read my blogs or be my friend for that matter. the ones that can handle it, stick around, it could get interesting! peace an love
What Goes Around Comes Around
INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with lef hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of 10. 4. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 5. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler int
Live & In Your Speakers
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Contest Been Postponed
Time To Vent!
Destiny These words have been running through my head most of the day SO I will get some of them out. How do you know what the future holds for you?? How do you REALLY know what you want after you have been through a loss??? NO, not loss like death, loss as in the heartbroken kind. I am not sure if I am over my heartbroken loss yet. And it's been a little over 2 years, one failed rebound relationship, a LOT of lusted after(mostly onesided of course) women. So as usual it leads to me frustrated, confused, on the verge of yet again giving up on women. Writing them off, i still do not trust ANY woman, and most of what they have to say. Especially, if it involves their "alleged" interest/attraction to me. So today was a mix of why me?? ANd seems like no matter how much I try to meet someone, DESTINY/FATE keeps telling me no you are gonna be ALONE! Doesn't matter what you WANT, this is how it is! I had more words, but I did not really feel work was the place to be writing t
My Own Mistress
I am my own Mistress Never to be ruled by Or another's to have I guide myself with a stern hand But also with a loving Heart Knowing that compassion is the way to live My eyes are hard from years of hardships My skin is cracked and broken in places But my Heart and Spirit are still whole to this day Knowing my own Limitations Yet pushing myself past them To become the stronger person Treating others with respect and compassion As I would also wish to be treated For that is the way to Ones Heart Yet I am my own Mistress No one else's ever And never to be ruled over For I am My Own Mistress Wrote on 10~18~2007 Wrote by: Raven Darkwood
Things I Believe In!
In June of 2004, Victory Junction Gang Camp proudly opened its doors! The Camp was founded by Kyle and Pattie Petty, in honor of their son Adam. In 1999, after participating in a motorcycle ride to Camp Boggy Creek in Florida, the Petty family felt inspired to build a camp in North Carolina. Surrounded by beautiful hardwood forests, Victory Junction Gang Camp is located in the Piedmont Triad of North Carolina. The Camp was built on 72 acres that were generously donated by Richard and Lynda Petty. Victory Junction Gang Camp has a racing theme with the sights, sounds, look and feel of a race track! The Camp is comprised of 44 buildings, including the Goody's Body Shop medical center, the Hendrick Motorsports Fuel Stop dining hall, the Silver Theater, the Kyle Petty Charity Ride Across America water park, Adam's Race Shop, the Michael Waltrip Operation Marathon Sportscenter, Jessie's Horse Power Garage and much more! The Victory Junction Gang Camp is a member of the Association of
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100,000 Please Help
Okay I need your help im in a contest to try and recieve a six month blast all I need is comments 100,000 to be exact. Please Comment me and help me out. Thanks
Mistress Of The Light
As the sun sets on a distant horizon Hues of red and gold turn gray and black A waking storm seizes the tranquil sea Fearless mariners face natures attack Consumed by a plethora of violent waves The storm tattered sail was ripped from the mast Wind driven rain pelted the steadfast sailors Their diminishing hope was unsurpassed Unable to detect the course of his ship A call of distress descends on the night The summons is heard by Juliet The Angels keeper and mistress of light The temperamental fog bell has failed again With hammer in hand from the gallery she fled Perched on a stool for hours she sat Striking the bell till her fragile hands bled The unabated echo rang out through the night Desperately seeking the ill-fated crew Her gallant efforts did not go unheard With mornings light the ship was in view The waterlogged vessel passed through the gate Docking safely within San Francisco Bay Poised on the catwalk she smiled and waved Ahoy there Capta
Child Killers And Molestr
i was so damn mad this morning when i heard about the little girls body being found in a trunk. after being thrown in the river. what is wrong with this society we live in . how can a person hurt an innocent child. and then you have these stupid people saying that the injection they give these killers are inhumane. what the hell about our children that are being sexually abused and murdered .i say hang the bastards that are doing this to our kids .i wonder if it was one of there kids that was brutally rape and murdered if they would feel the same way .no they would want justice just like everyone else i say kill the bastards WHY IS IT THAT SOME MEN COME ON HERE AND THINK THEY CAN TALK TO WOMEN ANY WAY THEY WANT . I DONT APPERICATE IT .MAYBE IM A LITTLE PRUDEISH BUT I THINK THEY SHOULD ATLEAST SAY HI IM WHOM EVER .BEFORE THEY START TO ASK YOU IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM .I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PLACE WERE YOU CAN MEET NEW FRIENDS . IVE BEEN LUCKY THAT MY FRIENDS DONT DO THAT.ITS
Fubar's Lost Art
CONVERSATION Seems like hardly anyone here on Fubar just talks anymore.. A "HI", "How are you doing?", "How was your day?" and "What's your plans for the weekend?" Conversation is a lost, fading, dying art. All Fubar is anymore is a huge popularity contest. Who can make it to Godfather and Godmother the fastest. Who can get the most points. Who can post the most pictures. Ah, you get the point. *Deep Sigh* I think the connection between people, be it online or even off line is just desintigrating. Soon all we will be is just blips in each other's cell phones, ipods, computer screens and all that. I will leave you with this one thought.. ah, nevermind.. it would probably fall on deaf ears anyways. Cassandra.
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It's All In Fun...
hey just to let you all know... I'm a real person.. i say what i mean and i mean what i say. i don't care if ppl don't agree with me.. thats ur choice. I'm just voicing my opinion. I'm sorry if that offends but i'm not on this earth to please ANYONE
Poems
When i see you my heart jumps up and down with joy You are always around weather its in my thought or in reality When your not with me i miss u When your with me i hope u never leave At first i thought i would never fall in love I never thought i would be glad that i was wrong Your love doesn't just fill my heart it fills my bones my lungs and my emotions Your crying and worries kill me Your joy and happieness excities me Because of you i try to be the best person i can be You changed my life forever I love you more that god loves us here on earth Nothing could change the way i feeel about you so i will finaly say that i truely love you.
Acc
This disorder is a rare brain anormaly in which the band of nerves that normally join 2 hemispheres of the brain doesn't form during the prenatal period. This is why it is easier to say they have a little piece of the brain missing.Children and adults who have this have many factors that make it so different for each person.This disorder may cause such things as sensitive to hearing, eye sight problems, anger issues, mid-line issues, to learning problems, speech problems, to many others.Some adults don't know they have it till they have a MRI and then some children and adults can carry on regular lives and are normal without any problems. My son was born with this and we only found out due to him having a fatty tumor that grew from the inside out. I had never heard of this till then and more people need to be aware of this.Doctors don't have a lot of information on this and not a lot is known and this needs to change.Once they can understand it there might be more help for these wonder
Thanks
THIS IS JUST A SHORT BLOG TO SAY THANK YOU TO ALL THE LOVELY PEOPLE HELPING ME COMMENT BOMB MYSELF...THE ONE AND ONLY REASON I DECIDED TO DO THIS WAS BECAUSE IM ALWAYS HELPING OTHERS LEVEL AND BOMB..I SIT HERE FOR HRS ON END AND THIS TIME I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FOR MY SELF...I NEED 10,000 COMMENTS..IN 2 DAYS I HAVE REACHED A LITTLE OVER 5,000..PEACHCRUSH80 AND DAGWOOD HAVE BEEN THERE FOR ME NON STOP..AND CHPMNK YOUR A DOLL FOR HELPING WHEN I KNOW YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CREW...MUCH LOVE GOES OUT TO ALL THAT ARE HELPING...ILL DO A PIMP OUT TOMORROW...I AM SICK OF LOOKING AT MY OWN FACE ..BEEN SITTING HERE BOMBING FOR 2 DAYS...MY PEACH CREW..I LOVE YOU GUYS...IF YOU WANT TO HELP..HIT THE PIC BELOW
W0rd
Blah I have been working 7 days a week, double shifts....im trying to figure out this site but im just too friggen tired! Agh!
So Very Tired
Lost In Times Roaming the Darkness Forever not Knowing What is True and Fiction So very tired Of this forever Darkness Never to see the Light Nor the outside World Wishing to Rest for a while Yet fearing to close my eyes Fearing never to awaken again From the Endless Sleep that calls The Sleep of Certian Death Calls to me now even in the Darkness While I sit and rest my feet Never closing my eyes I hear the Call of the Sleep Yet I ignore her sweet song Knowing that I shall stay here Forever Lost, Alone and so very Tired Wrote on 10~18~2007 By Raven Darkwood
Dream-worlds
Hmmm... Just Thinking
why do men always think that because i'm pierced and tatted up that somehow that makes me a whore? not only that but that even though they themselves are gawd awful ugly that i am somehow desperate enough to want THEM??? Why do women feel the need to talk like babies to men? What the hell? Just talk.. no one likes that whiney cry baby shit! Why do ppl always think that just because you rate them that entitles them to try to get you to have cyber sex with them? and whet exactly is that?? and what could be gained from cyber sex?? where is the fun in that? what is the problem with just being cool with someone and NOT wanting sex? Just because i say your cute, sexy, or whatever doesn't mean i want to marry you!! get over yourself. Why do men say they love my smile when they really are checkin out my tits? why can't ppl be honest? Why is everyone ugly on here like captioning their pics saying.. "this is me..HOT!" like trying to validate themselves... if you think your hot then god bless you
Returning To The Kow
Alerts...
At 2:00 a.m. local on Sunday, most of the United States (except Hawaii and Arizona) will leave daylight saving time behind and fall back an hour to standard time. The annoyance of resetting clocks (or forgetting to, and showing up an hour early for appointments on Sunday) may raise the question of why we bother with this rigmarole in the first place. Daylight saving time is most often associated with the oh-so-sweet extra hour of sleep in fall (and the not-so-nice loss of an hour in spring), but some of the original reasons for resetting our clocks twice a year including saving energy and having more daylight hours for retailers, sporting events and other activities that benefit from a longer day. As far back as the 1700s, people recognized the potential to save energy by jumping clocks ahead one hour in the summer - Benjamin Franklin even wrote about it - although the idea was not put into practice until the 20th century. During both World Wars, the United States and Great
Life's A Beach
Life is a beach that will teach you well Between heaven and hell your soul for sell Incoming tide is great you see Outgoing tide leaves nothing for me Tracks in the sand from all you know Washed away quickly and some kind of slow Wind in your hair and sand on your cheek Life isnt easy and not for the meek Shells on the shore are covered by storm Only return when life is at norm Wind is strong and the water is high But when its calm you simply get by Life is a beach its easy you see High tide is simple, and happy, and free Low tide is different and hard to contain Pain and depression is hard to retain Life is a beach and easy to read Happy and sad together indeed The tide is in and sometimes its out But its always changing , with this theres no doubt Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/27/07
The Beauty Of Women
~ The Beauty of a Woman ~ The beauty of a woman, isn't in the clothes she wears, The figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, Because that's the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman, isn't in a facial mole, but true beauty in a woman, is reflected by her soul. It's the caring that she cares to give, the passion that she shows, And the beauty of a woman, with passing years, Only grows. ~Maya Angelou~
Unsigned Southern Artists
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Poetry And Things Alike
As far back as I could remember... I was the one who was different from the others. I always wanted to make people happy...no matter what... And go outta my way to make sure it happened. Now... I'm all grown up. Not much has changed...and I like it that way. Girls dance, and flirt with all the guys. People have fun, while time flies by. While Im all alone in my own little world, Im hearing all the things Ive heard before. Im gonna stay and endure the pain once more. For I know I can leave through that forbidden door. As I watch couples glide across the floor, I think of why my heart is turning sore. My tears fall and fall like rain. Im hurting with very extreme pain. My stomach hurts, my hearts dying, Cause Im in the corner crying. Midnight came and gone like the wind. I wait at the window for the rise of the sun. Im shivering as everyone else has fun. My heads pounding like cement. Im regretting the invite my friend sent. Im in a lot of anger a
Forgotten In The Ashes
Forever Forgotten I seem to be Forever in the Shadows of the World Forgotten into the Ashes I will go. This isnt the First Nor will it be the Last That I get Forgotten In The Ashes Low I lay here in the silence Wishing for nothing more but some comfort Hoping that I dont Fade Completely Away Forever within the Shadows I seem to be For no one seems to care for me While I lay here silently Fading Fading into Nothingness I will do As the Shadows of Darkness claim me For I seem to be Forgotten In The Ashes wrote 10~18~2007 by Raven Darkwood
Interesting Facts About Vaccines
On October 2, 2007 we were hit by the headline "First vaccine factory ready for flu pandemic" with such wonderful assurance that the new miracle vaccine will no longer be cultivated on chick eggs but on the cells of a "long-dead and nameless dog". I seriously suggest to the owner of the Cocker Spaniel that died 50 years ago to sue Novartis for "royalties" . http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/117423.html Birds are truly amazing creatures, they fly thousands of miles without a glitch and then 7 of them decide to succumb in mid-air to the "virus" straight over Germany shortly before Novartis' new facility in Marburg/Germany was opened by Angie (Merckel). Not to be outdone by the stupid birds, the virus obligingly "mutated into a strain more infectious to humans", as announced on October 6, 2007. http://news.independent.co.uk/health/article3033350.ece Americans still have time before being hit by a dead parrot falling conveniently from the sky, because Novartis' n
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Parent Training Course
Okay, so you want to be a parent. I don't have any hangups on that. However, it must be warned to you that maybe you should take these 11 tests before thinking about having a "little bundle of joy" because I can tell you, it's pretty rough... Car Test: Forget the RR, it's the station wagon for you. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment and leave it there. Then get a pencil and stick it into the cassette player. Take a family size tub on deep fried chips and mash them into the back seat followed up by running a rake along both sets of doors. Now after driving the sabotaged vehicle 130 000 miles with a second engine, try and trade it in. Dressing Test: Obtain one large, unhappy live giant squid and attempt to stuff it into a small net bag at all times making sure that all the arms stay inside. Stink Test: Smear honey, peanut butter and soy sauce all over the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick and hermit crab behind the couch and leave both there
Ddd's Blog
I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. . . . . . . . . All my love, The Flu Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot! Joke: Young Female Bakery Clerk? A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread - on the very top shelf - he politely says to the young woman, "I'd like some raisin bread, please." She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with an excel

I'm going to Arkansas or Oklahoma to be with my friends and family for a bit. I may be moving, there. My computer is fucked! I don't know when I'll be back. When I get back on my feet and get a new computer, I'll be back. I will miss all my friends and family that I made on here. So, I guess this is goodbye for now and I hope to be back real soon. XOXOXOXO Dusty
Mcdonalds Beef
This article is from an e-mailing list I am on.... Personally I dont eat at McDonalds.... I'm sure those of you who aren't in the cattle business don't understand the issues here. But to those of us who who's living depends on the cattle market, selling cattle, raising the best beef possible... this is frustrating. As far as my family, we don't eat at McDonald's much (Subway is our choice of fast food), but this will keep us from ever stopping there again, even for a drink. The original message is from the Texas Cattle Feeders Association. American cattle producers are very passionate about this. McDonald's claims that there is not enough beef in the USA to support their restaurants. Well, we know that is not so. Our opinion is they are looking to save money at our expense. The sad thing of it is that the people of the USA are the ones who made McDonald's successful in the first place, but we are not good enough to provide beef. We personally are no longer eating
Ravings Of A Twizted Heart
I stand again in the midst of chaos, the random motion of the stillness around me, inside me. The lack of focus and totallity of the confusing frustration. Whirling cosmic nodes, distract me from my center, trying to tear me apart from my core. With so many questions and doubts, I am like a hurt, scared, and confused child. Seeking solace from a parent, wanting only to pass on my burden to another. Wheather my burden truly be so heavy that I can't carry it or mearly my childish shelfish nature to want things to be simple and easy. Black & White, straight forward, easily seen and comprehended. Yet as a wise person once said, "Nothing simple is ever easy and nothing easy is ever simple." Yet the simple ignorance of youth, often mistaken for "innocence," is the bliss I seek. Only wishing for the quiet serenity of not knowing how bad things truly are. Having nothing to shield me from all the harsh light and darkness of the rest of humanity. Feeling so hyper-sensitive to everythin
My Health
Some of u may know i have been ill for over a week now with a lot of pain and discomfort on my right side from my back around to my side and stomach. my family thinks it is Appendicitis or a cyst on my ovaries. I I will be going in the the ER tom. Just wanted you all to be aware in case i am not here for awhile. So i just ask for you to have me in your thoughts and your prayers. thank you XOXO ~S~
We All Need Love
I LOST MY WIFE A FEW YEARS BACK SHE WAS ONLY 27 YEARS OLD. SHE WAS HOOK ON PAIN PILLS AND WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO GET OFF OF THEM. SHE WENT TO A METHADONE CLINIC TO GET OFF OF THEM, THE FIRST TREATMENT WAS NOT SO GOOD I HAD TO PACK HER OUT OF THE PLACE ON MY BACK AND WHEN i GOT HER HOME ALL SHE WANTED TO DO WAS SLEEP. THAT NIGHT WHEN SHE GOT UP I TOLD HER I DID NOT WANT HER TO GO BACK TO THE CLINIC BUT SHE DID. SHE GOT HER FRIEND TO GIVE HER A RIDE AFTER THEY DROP THE KIDS OFF AT SCHOOL. WHEN SHE GOT BACK HOME SHE WANTEDD TO GO BACK TO BED SO i GOT HER INTO THE BED GAVE HER A KISS AND TOLD HER I LOVED HER. 2 HOURS LATER i WENT TO WAKE HER TO GO WITH ME TO GET THE KIDS FROM SCHOOL THATS WHEN i FOUND HER DEAD I DID CPR FOR WHAT SEEMED FOR EVER BEFOR THE EMT's CAME. NOW I AM LEFT TO BRING UP A SON BY MYSELF. I JUST STARTED DATEING AGAIN AND IT'S KIND OF HARD TO LET GO OF THE PAST MY SON NEEDS A WOMEN IN HIS LIFE AND SO DO I EVERY TIME WE GET CLOSE TO ONE THEY ALREADY HAVE A MAN THAT
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He Will Be Missed!
today I sit here upset cause one of my kittens has passed away last night and it was just so sudden.this is the second time I have raised two kittens since birth and I feel like I did something wrong.last night my heart dropped as I had to see my baby kitten "pepper" take his last breath.of course it was something you dont ever expect to see. well I have 3 more kittens 1 which is the same age(one month) and 2 that are four months old. I am very attached to my kittens especially "sam" the one in my pictures.I hope I can raise the other one to be as healthy as the others.wish me luck
The Biker
The Biker I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate o
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Love
LUST VS LOVE VS MARRIAGE LUST -When your tongues meet across a crowded room. LOVE -When your eyes meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE -When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. LUST -When intercourse is called "screwing." LOVE -When intercourse is called "making love."' MARRIAGE -When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. LUST -When you steal everything they own. LOVE -When you share everything you own. MARRIAGE -When the bank owns everything. LUST -When the relationship is over if you don't climax. LOVE -When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. MARRIAGE -When ... uh ... what's a climax? LUST -When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. LOVE -When you phone each other just to say, "Hi." MARRIAGE -When you phone each other to bitch about work. LUST -When all you write is your phone number. LOVE -When you write poems about your partner. MARRIAGE -When all you write is checks. LUST -When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors
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Mr Fantastic Halloween Costume
Mr Fantastic Halloween Costume Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Halloween costume parties generally fall on, or around, October 31, often falling on the Friday or Saturday prior to Halloween. This year you can go wearing Mr Fantastic Halloween Costume, Superman halloween costume etc. According to The National Retail Federation's (NRF) 2006 Halloween Consumer Intentions and Actions Survey, the top Halloween costumes for children in the United States are: 1. Princess 2. Pirate 3. Witch 4. Spider-Man 5. Superman // Disney Princess 6. Power Ranger 7. Pumpkin 8. Cat 9. Vampire The top Halloween costumes for adults are: 1. Witch 2. Pirate 3. Vampire 4. Cat 5. Clown 6. Fairy 7. Gypsy 8. Superhero 9. Ghost // Ghoul The success of Fantastic Four should enable Mr Fantastic Halloween Costume to be on top this year. Fantastic four hall
Fuck Love
been here before?????? hell yeah????? you said you would stop remember???????? fuck this!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck this love!!!!! i cant take what your doing to my insides anymore!!!!!! i find myself screaming inside. never able to say what i mean or to stay mad with you.....dont touch me!!!!!! dont breath my name!!!!!! i cant take this anymore......your killing me on the inside.....slowly loseing myself unable to remember who the fuck i am without you......fuck this love.....fuck you......fuck all the damn lies....or rather fuck all the little shit you forgot to tell me........or just left out to keep me from walking out the door......i just fucked up once you said.......fuck that youve been fucking up the whole damn time!!!!!!!!!!!fuck this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leveling Up
Hey all, I need help naming my new baby girl, She is a black female purbread pug. If you check out my pictures in the folder The newest addition to the family you will see a little more than a dozen pictures of her, I will take any sugestions. Hey there all, I have a problem, I can't seem to get past 99.99% on level Newfu. I have enough points to be a level 11. I have verifide my email addy, and I have tried to do a salute, but since you have to be level 3 I can't do it. Does anyone have any clue as to why I am not moving up the ladder? I have had one suggestion as to delete my account and start over, but I would really be loosing alot if I did that. Please help me fix this problem. Annastacia
A Letter To Janie K.
Ozzy & Zombie
A rock god with a demented legend,Ozzy & Zombie Dec.8th 2007 ,right b4 my birthday and it will be in a town just 45min from me 0000 i cant wait! im soo excited im wet.

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