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Done, Done And Done
You came and I didn't. Now, is that really fair? I let you in, wiped you down. I let you touch my hair. But you came, and I didn't. Now, is that really fair? I mean, I guess I should've tried And maybe gotten mine. But I assumed that you would share. You came and I didn't. We both know that shit's not fair. lol not fair at all the land of shit and money home of the slaves, land of the weak other nations, the meek will inherit the spoils of Babylon believe it walk by faith before you see it If nothing else, I hope you took a minute to think..even if it wasn't about this fucked up country. (Pardon my English) peace and serenity, jai I've cut most everyone I was dealing with in what I like to refer to as a friendly circumcision. It is essentially the slicing and/or cutting off of unwanted attachments in the forms of 'friends'. The folks who need me know how and where to catch me. Those who don't, weren't really here to begin wi

More Info
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plumbing the pages of Cokelore By Rich Maloof for MSN Health & Fitness Find More Weight Loss Can Control Hypertension Fried Food Compounds May Harm Heart More Diet & Fitness Articles Coca-Cola is acidic, but it’s not battery acid. Coke contains citric acid (naturally occurring in fruits like lemons and limes) and phosphoric acid (found in everything from milk to fish), but in low enough concentration that the soda can’t eat a hole through your stomach lining on its own. Left in a cup overnight, Coke does not have the acidity to dissolve a penny, a nail or even a housefly. Think about it: Coke is stored and shipped in thin aluminum cans and soft plastic bottles, and they don’t seem to be gushing open on grocery-store shelves. Yes, fer cryin’ out loud—Coke used to contain cocaine. When Coca-Cola was first sold in 1885, it was marketed as a medicinal tonic. It was held

Baby Halloween Costume
Halloween is most awaited by young and old alike as they can dress in costumes and scare the wits of others. Even babies are made to wear halloween costumes. In fact, baby halloween costumes are much in demand. People like to dress their babies in wonderful clothes and photograph them. Baby halloween costumes manufacturers make a huge profit during halloween season. Halloween is not just about costumes. Trick-or-treating, also known as guising, is an activity for children on Halloween in which they proceed from house to house in costumes, asking for treats such as candy with the question, "Trick or treat?" Trick-or-treating is one of the main traditions of Halloween. It has become socially expected that if one lives in a neighborhood with children one should purchase treats in preparation for trick-or-treaters. The National Confectioners Association reported in 2005 that 80 percent of adults in America planned to give out candy to trick-or-treaters, and that 93 percent of children

What Men Should Know About Women
I found this and can't believe how accurate it actually is!! They hit most things right on the head! Cosmo's Top 30 things men need to know about women in 2007. 30 Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line. 29 No matter how much she reassures you, if you can’t get a hard-on she assumes you’re not attracted to her. 28 The threesome is not about you; it’s about the two girls. If you’re lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the other one because there’s a good chance it’ll end the relationship. 27 Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had. 26 Girls who buy their men lap dances and pretend to enjoy it are kidding themselves. They’re trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom. 25 Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morn

Please Help These 3 Boombastic Males Level
Please help these dynamos level! Please help arcangel get to level 19. He's a new guy, but he's very cool. ~ArcAngel~@ fubar Please help Jewels get to level 12. He'll give you a big hug for it! JEWELS.......... fan, rate, add, and plz hug me!@ fubar Please help Larry B get to level 16. He helps out everyone! LarryB@ fubar

My Vampiric Journial
October 25th 2007 A.D. Guess what? I ran into one of my ex's today (joy joy) she act's like she doesen't know me but I know she does. What pisses me off is how Whoeish she was and denies it. She had baught me a drink last week and now today she act's like I don't exist again. This game is getting old. I wounder if I should just sink my teeth in and finnish her off. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Her blood probably tastes nasty anyways. Oh well time will tell. October 18th 2007 A.D. What a Fuckin day!!! I was riding My "trusty" STeed Lightning and I came across this Tavern (which ou ppl today call a Lounge or Bar) I pulled on the reigns for him to stop and he didn't ad when he finaly DID stop he bucked up and threw me through te door. (again)I swear to the gods I'm gonna send that horse to the glue factory one day. He would only stop for one person. But she wa taken from me in the early 2000's By some Vampire killer. I miss her dearly. (*a tear falls from his eyes*) A

Wish All Guys Had The Words To Make It Better, Or At Least To Try...awww..
for the sake of privacy, no names will be mentioned' also, im not sayin all guys are insensitive or dont kno or never say good things, but im sayin its nice how som ppl do it wen u need it most _________________**************________________ : your a sweetie, and u have forever to fall in love, your young and beautiful, so relax and enjoy life, no being sad or heartbroken, lifes to short and any guy would be thrilled to have you ___________***********************______________ there is someone who always said wat was needed but thats my story...;(

Update
C@NDLE TR@!N 2 (PRIVATE MESSAGE ("CANDLE MANN"-ONLY) WHEN COMPLETE,AND PLEASE REPOST THANX) ¢@NDLΞ M@NN FUBAЯ PAGANISM FAMILY ~~BAЯTENDEЯ~~ BIG MOMMA~ C@NDL3 TR@IN PROMOTER ¢¾ KriStiNa(StiNa)MaRiE¢¾Member of "THE PRIDE" Family (Techno Vol69 bartender) †FÕяѕáķĕŋ βίτсђ† L.D.C Creator~CLUB F.A.R.

Late Night
has insomnia. When i cant sleep at night i get bored. When i get bored i want someone to talk to about anything. I guess boredom is a good things sometimes but not when you have insomnia. Sorry to whom i have bored with this observation.

Haikus
eye saw a fish walk through my marijuana fields eye thought he was hi the sun shone brightly while moon continued to shine for that overtime a mouse who saw eye looked kool from safe in the wall said "sucker??eyeball!" faint sun rises high above green ivy branches hoping the Cubs win salamanders dart under the fledgling branches searching for ripe bugs Boss Pig ate the trash to muster up his strength to break up the riots it did not come out, so there was no light that day-- Sol goes on strike, too nobody in life has had more reason to sweat more rivers than eye

What Is Love
what is love. that word is strong if you say it you better mean it cause it will all so hurt you if you have feeling for someone. i know i been hurt so many time s by that word. when they say i don't love you any more it hurts. i now got a wall around my heart don't get me wrong you still can have feeling for someone. why i writing this cause i got to get of my mean. is they love out there for me i don't know but i know one thing it hard to find i want someone to break the wall down cause i want to love again. i wake up every day asking myself is this the day I'm going to die. then i look down on my left arm and see two name tattoo on my arm . my babies they are the reason I'm still alive and they are the reason i keep pushing on in life. i know I'm poor but money can't buy love. it spend time with them and holding them in my arms but now i can't see them or hold them but still going on with my life. just thinking about them make me happy.. i love them and miss them.. i do anything t

All I Want In Life
All i want in Life is a good hearted woman who will love me for who im. Someone who will be there for me when im down in the dumps.Someone who won't cheat on me and stay beside me during the bad time. Who want to be with me and love me until the end of time.Someone who won't dump me for someone else. someone who i can care for until the end of time. someone who love to go out and have a good time with friends

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C@NDLE TR@!N 2 (PRIVATE MESSAGE ("CANDLE MANN"-ONLY) WHEN COMPLETE,AND PLEASE REPOST THANX) ¢@NDLΞ M@NN FUBAЯ PAGANISM FAMILY ~~BAЯTENDEЯ~~ BIG MOMMA~ C@NDL3 TR@IN PROMOTER ¢¾ KriStiNa(StiNa)MaRiE¢¾Member of "THE PRIDE" Family (Techno Vol69 bartender) †FÕяѕáķĕŋ βίτсђ† L.D.C Creator~CLUB F.A.R. ΞΞΞΞΞΞ DjSweet

Stacy's Blog
How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Shy/SweetYour shy and sweet. Your kind of shy when it comes to sex but that adds a little somthing special to it. Your always sweet and you like to make sure your partner is having a good time. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do! Soft/slow 80%Shy/Sweet 80%Passionate/wet 60%Awkward/New 45%Hot/hard 40%Exciting/Exotic 30%

Sick
now after going to doctor to try to get better i am hurt worse than before, they did exams and put me through a hell of a lot of physical pain to tell me they dont know whats wrong, now i have to go see 2 more different doctors........... Does it ever end?????? I have been going to U of M hospital for 2 years now trying to figure out female pains, no on e can figure out whats wrong...... This sucks, I am very tired of always hurting with no answers as to why..... I dont mean to whine if anyone reads this, jus needed to get it off my chest......

Rehab - Sittin At A Bar
Bar tender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 a.m. The door was locked so I kicked it in She was trippin' on the bills I think she was high on some pills She through my shit out into the yard Called me a bum and smacked me real hard And in my drunkin' stooper I did what I should of never done Now I'm sittin' here talking to you Drunk and on the run I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She broke my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away You know mo I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers til they get here Yeah I know the sun is comin' up And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up But I'm trying to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on a dirt road And everythang that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin' on She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the

30 Days Of Night
30 Days Night Me and a friend went to see 30 Days Of Night yesterday at the Regal before it was suppose to be in movies today. My sister Angie got free tickets and couldn't go so she gave them to me. 92 and 93.5 were there and they were giving things out. I got a mouse pad with the saying 30 Days Of Night and its suppose to look like blood is underneath it that you can move around. Was wondering if anyone else was going to see this?

General Waffle
Over past few days I conducted a short experiment to see what its like to be a woman in here. And I must say I never went the whole hog, Im still a guy the operation was cancelled last minute :P However, with the help of three gorgeous girls who were REALLY great sports and allowed me to use their default pics, I managed to have an insight into what its like. It amazed me first off, that almost ALL of the guys who visited never even looked at my profile, which stated quite clearly I was a guy. Well in fact, only one noticed and left a comment on my salute... The lack of respect and ignorance by some was a real eye opener, some were just purely out to cause hurt and as much abuse as they could. However when I said they were in fact talking to a guy and not a woman that they could carry on verbally abusing, strangely enough I found myself blocked. Spineless insecure idiots like that made me ashamed to be a guy. No doubt I'll get shit from fake profiles now but

Save The Red Arrows....
Unbelievable !!! The world-famous Red Arrows have been banned from appearing at the 2012 London Olympics because they are deemed 'too British'. Organisers of the event say that the Arrows military background might be 'offensive' to other countries taking part in the Games. The display team have performed at more than 4000 events worldwide, but the Department of Culture, Media and Sport have deemed the display team 'too militaristically British'. Red Arrows pilots were said to be 'outraged', as they had hoped to put on a truly world class display for the Games, something which had never been seen before. Being axed from a British-based event for being 'too This came from my friend dazz ... and i totally support that the arrows should fly .... British' is an insult - the Arrows are a symbol of Britain. The Red Arrows have been excellent ambassadors for British overseas trade, as they display their British-built Hawk aircraft all over the world. The Arrows performed a sh

Buyers Beware Don't Mess With Brew Don't You Dare
LIE TO ME TWICE SHAME ON ME LIE TO ME THE THIRD TIME , WE WILL SEE HE HE YOU GET WHAT YOU SOW , WHEN YOU LIE ABOUT SOMEONE, USE SOMEONE , TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE. SHAME SHAME , BECAUSE NOW YOU ARE BUSTED. YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE WRONG " LADY " WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND , AND KARMA IS ONE MOTHER FUCKER , IF I WAS YOU AND YOU KNOW EVERY WELL WHO YOU ARE , THEIR IS NOT A HOLE HUGE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO HIDE IN AND A ROCK FOR YOU TO CRAWL UNDER . SO . MSCAT GUESS WHAT YOU MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE USING ME , SHAME SHAME ON YOU .

Psychoanalyze This
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and grea

Carrots, Eggs Or Coffee? There Is Insight Here
You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. :-) A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see." "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," the daughter replied. Her mother brou

Free Happy Hour!!
HELLO EVERYONE!! THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THIS ONE OF THE HOTTEST CONTESTS CURRENTLY ACTIVE!! I AM A DEPLOYED SOLDIER IN IRAQ AND HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP, I'M FEELING A LITTLE GENEROUS AND WOULD LIKE TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO ALL OF THE SUPPORTERS OUT THERE!!! I WOULD LIKE TO HOST A CONTEST STARTING ON OCT 22 AND END AT MIDNIGHT ON HALLOWEEN!! ANY PICTURE EXCEPT FOR NSFW WILL BE ALLOWED, COSTUME PICTURES ARE ENCOURAGED!! COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED, YOU CAN BOMB YOUR OWN PICTURE IF YOU WOULD LIKE! FIRST PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A HAPPY HOUR! SECOND PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE SECOND HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A 7 DAY BLAST. THIRD PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE THIRD HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A 3 DAY BLAST. If you are interested, please send me an email with your picture or a link to your picture that you would like to submit and I will place them in the Contest Album.

Newbie
thought id say a few words being im new to the site -- im 36 and love to meet new ppl and have fun- i just had gastric bypass surgery this past JAN 19th and ive lost like 230 lbs so far and im feeling great - so stop by and ill return the favor!!!

Random Updates
Are you knight enough to pulll the sword damn it? This is THE best rock lounge on fubar. Consider this an invite, and I thank Dede the owner who leveled me up, even though it was her birthday and didn't have to do anything. If you read this, get your ass in here and wish her a happy birthday and buy her a drink. She also activated her auto 11's just now I might add so get over and rate her like crazy! DeDe~Excalibur's Co-owner~@ fubar Thanks also to Toxic Angel who gave me a boost, and anyone else who thought up the auto11 bling. Have fun everyone! Please let me know first and not just flag my image. I'd appreciate it so I'm not warned by SCRAPPER or the bouncers that I'm loading multiple NSFW images, and get punished one way or another. It's a common courtesy (and probably better manners) to approach an offender and threaten them that you are going to flag the picture if they don't flag it first. I know, I know. You can get away with flagging them anonymousl

My First Fubar Blog
SO i got on this site a while ago... to lazy to read when up there. i was having fun with it made a couple mumms. then one of them got pulled cus it said do you think marjuana is a drug or a plant. turns out it wasn't safe for werk.. so just in case thats why i put this blog nsfw. anyhow... it wont let me mumm any more and that was like 3 months ago. whats up with this. i spend more time on myspace any way... i dunno i guess im not a great friend of fubar. this place is kinda dark...i quess i will have to lighten it up a bit.-AmAnDAlyNn

Joke Of The Day 2
A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed. “Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis.” “What!” gasps the patient. “You mean I’ll never experience another erection?” “Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures him. “Just not yours.”

Sherlock
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

1st Blog Ever!
All My Friends my Aunt needs HELP! Only a few days left 2 vote. Just follow these quick steps 2 help out hr and her family. Send me a comment if you helped so I can send a lil thank you! Hi Everyone! I am asking every single one of you, if you have not already voted for me, please do so by midnight Friday, July 31.

Funny
FOR MY BABY IM SITTING HERE THINKING ABOUT YOUWONDERING IF YOUR DOING THE SAMEI SEE YOU EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYESI SEE YOU WHEN IM AWAKEI CANT GET YOU OFF MY MIND I LOVE YOU SO MUCHYOUR MY EVERYTHINGI HAVE ONE THING I NEED TO KNOWDO I MAKE YOU HAPPYLIKE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME HAPPY GOD I HAVE BEEN FLOATING ON CLOUD 9KNOWING THAT YOUR MY WIFE If You Have No Tunes Click Here Close That Tab And Refesh My face blazes red. He holds me tight. A smile spreads across my face. He places a kiss at the base of my neck. I intertwine my fingers in his hair. I press myself closer to him. Then he kisses me roughly and bites my bottom lip. I tug at his shirt while he tugs at my shorts. I place kisses upon his bare chest. He runs his hands up my thighs. Still, we hold each other closer. This love we share is strong. This love we have is beautiful. This love we know is amazing. This love.

Come Join Our Family
/photobucket.com" target="_blank">cket">HEY YOU!!! Yea,I'm talking to all of you out there looking for a family to belong to on here...a place to find support for when you decide to finally try one of those crazy contests..... But mostly I'm talking to those who are new to the internet community,don't know anyone,want to learn to bomb,but are afraid of looking "dumb" by asking what that is.... Come join a family whose rules are practical,reasonable,geared to real life,but where you can talk to the bosses without worrying about them making you feel dumb.... Come meet the most "down home" bunch of people on here and make some great new friends....in other words of few syllables.... COME JOIN US!!!!!!! Have you ever wondered what "bombing" was?Don't know if you would be any good at it?Come join a family who will teach you what it is and how it's done.....show you how to enter a contest and help

Yes Master
"Kneel for me, my pet." you said softly, gazing into my eyes as I obeyed you without question. Soon, I looked away; gazing into your face, my Master, is like staring into the sun. "My beautiful, shy little Kitten " you said with a chuckle, reaching out to caress my face. "What are you thinking?" Gathering my courage, I looked back at you unwaveringly. "Tell me, please, Sir, how to make you happy. I only want to serve you." "Is that so?" "Yes, my Master." "What if I desire to break you, my darling?" you whispered, taking me by the throat, squeezing gently. "What then?" Releasing your hold, you resumed your gentle ministrations upon my upturned face. "What then, my pet?" "Then let me be broken." I said simply. "Shatter me, my Master, my love." "So obedient..." you murmured, attaching the familiar black leather leash to the bondage collar that lay loosely at the base of my neck. "So trusting..." Rising, I followed you quickly and silently down the hall and into our

The Stranger
So you entered the club. You sit down at the bar. As I watch you, turning you're head around and checking out the scene. As you look my way I raise my glass to you and smile as I take a sip of my wine. I see you acknowledge with a look and a smile towards me. I walk up to you and take your forearm and steer you over to a quiet table where I convince you to sit with me We discuss generalities, and I begin to steer the conversation towards what I would like to do with you, as you place your hand on top of mine and caress it softly. Meanwhile I slide closer to you, touching my thigh to yours... I reach under the table and softly stroke the inside of your thighs, sliding my hand down to the knee and then up with my nails. You sigh and lean back as you open your legs a bit wider and I begin to trace the outline of your cock, squeezing it gently and rubbing it. I can feel it throbbing as it gets harder. I unzip your pants and slide my hand inside as I release your cock to my hand

Train Trip
You are catching the train into town to meet me and you dress sexily for the occasion in a very short, hipster mini skirt with no panties and a thin, short top that puts your hard nipples on display for all to see. The top only cums down just past your breasts and you like the large amount of your skin that is on display from your boobs down to your pubes, if you had any. At this time of morning, the station is crowded with people and you have enjoyed the lustful stares you have received from the guys you have passed as they devoured your hot body with their eyes. As you are jostled and brushed on the platform, you know that it is not accidental as arms and elbows touch your pointed breasts and you smile as you realize you are wet. The crowd gets denser and you feel the guy behind you pressing against you. His hard cock pressing into you only gives you a sense of control and you press back against him a little, feeling his hardness between the cheeks of your pert arse. However, y

On The Serious Side
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste t heir time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how

My Baby Registry
Hey guys and gals. AS you all know I am preggos. Well its hard being that I am in a town where I know no one. So if anyone cares I am registered at target.com if you like to get something for the baby it will bedelivered to my address. PLease dont think you have to do this just letting everyone know. If you are interested message me so I can give you the name of the registry. Thanks love the muse

Quiet Angels
We are known as a leveling family. Several times I have posted blogs and bulletins about different people needing leveled. I've seen where not even ONE angel went to help level to only 2-3 help. I also know that a lot of the angels are online, but choose to ignore things that are posted. What is the sense in being a leveling family and posting blogs about others needing leveled. Several angels even read the blogs but DID NOT bother to go help at all. If they were out of rates, then it takes a few seconds to place a comment stating that. It's that simple. Others have but on the most part half of this family doesn't even read the blogs I post. I was told by Kelli weeks to a month or so ago to go ahead and post blogs on people who need leveled. It appears to me that some are taking their positions on here too serious n too far n letting it go to their heads. This isn't a job for cripes sake. Yes I agree if you have a position in the family you should do that part, but my god don't act lik

Fantastic Four Halloween Costume
Fantastic Four halloween costume Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! The first mass-produced Halloween costumes appeared in stores in the 1930s when trick-or-treating was becoming popular in the United States. This year Fantastic Four Halloween Costume is very popular. What sets Halloween costumes apart from costumes for other celebrations or days of dressing up is that they are often designed to imitate supernatural and scary beings. Costumes are traditionally those of monsters such as vampires, ghosts, skeletons, witches, and devils. There are also costumes of pop culture figures like presidents, or film, television, and cartoon characters (for example the fantastic four halloween costumes are popular this year). Another popular trend is for women (and in some cases, men) to use Halloween as an excuse to wear particularly revealing costumes, showing off more skin than would be socially acceptable otherwise.

Help Me :p
Hello Everyone ! Im in Mummmmmmkey's (and his dads) contest :) So please rate and comment bomb ! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=730061&albumid=693927&i=1288607245 Thanks a BUNCH ! ! ! Hugs n Stuff ~ BAD DD ~ Hello Fubarians :) Im in TEASE CONTEST :P FEEL FREE 2 HELP ME OUT. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=262812&albumid=625122&i=1671649816 Thanks Hugs n Stuff Bad DD

Funny Stories Of My Life
About 6 months ago, my G.daughter, Alexandra, came home from work and we were eating dinner. Suddenly she asked me if I had ever heard of Parrots attacking ships out at sea. Duhhhhhhhh! I sat there and said....WHAT???????????????????????? Then she told me that a girl at work was telling her about her mother being on a cruise and was worried about parrots attacking her ship. hahahahahah. I sat there just starring at her. "ummmm parrots honey?????????" "yes, Grandpa! I saw that movie about the birds attacking people but never heard of parrots attacking people. I didn't know that they could fly that far out to sea to attack people on a ship." hahahahah I sat there, and finally said..."honey... are you sure she didn't say PIRATES????????????????" I then told her that they are having a big problem with PIRATES attacking ships off the west coast of Africa near Samolia and Nigeria. hahahahaha She sat there and looked at me and said....."OH SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought she said

New Join Us
The Global Bombers & Family Club Global Bombers & Family Club We will bomb 24/7, any contest,any give away, or if you just want leveled up call of our crews. I am the Owner of this new family Corky1952/ Commanding Officer This is a Founder Gail/Squardron Comander this is the home page corky1952@ fubar there are a few things u need to have tho,and one is a salute on profile There will be a short probation so we can see if u really want to be a bomber,and if u know how.. If u dont know we can teach u if u want to learn The other is the willness to vote and help You will have to add the family name to your profile You will need to read the rules and fallow them You will have to get a salut if u dont have one Add the founders to your contacts so we can get hold of u and u us Cause thats w

Contest Among Friends
CONGRADULATIONS FYREDRAGN!!! FyreDragn Leveled up to 24. It's official... he is Fu-King!!!! He won the contest amongst Youngsoldier917 in the race to level 24. Go show him some FU-LUV!!!! FyreDragn**-=*Member of L.O.L levelers*=- & ~~CLUB F.A.R MEMBER~~**@ fubar And remember, Youngsoldier917... he is still one awesome guy!!!! So swing by and show him some Fu-Luv too... youngsoldier917*****CLUB F.A.R*****.@ fubar You guys both did AWESOME!!! You guys are both AWESOME!!!! Take care and Be Safe!!!! FyreDragn is holding his FIRST CONTEST for a FREE HAPPY HOUR to the winner... FyreDragn@ fubar Here is his post for the contest~!! Get on down to his page and sign up... Awesome prizes! CONTEST = WINNER GETS HAPPY HOUR!! HELLO EVERYONE!! THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THIS ONE OF THE HOTTEST CONTESTS CURRENTLY ACTIVE!! I AM A DEPLOYED SOLDIER IN IRAQ AND HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP, I'M FEELING A LITTLE GENEROUS AND WOULD LIKE TO GIVE

Poem 1
fam access for 1 month: vip renewal fam access for 2 months: any bling worth 10 credits fam access for 3 months: 12 credit bling pack fam access for 4 months: autos or bomb okay here it is if i do not want you in my fam you will not get in so do not repeatedly ask me you will get blocked. next do not ask for pictures of me topless or nude. you will not get them but you will get blocked. dont ask for my im if

Loboshewolf Needs Help
Hello Friends and Fans, My friend Loboshewolf(JoAne)and your friend needs our help.Her dog got out of the yard some how and bit a person in the behind.The the pound came and pick the dog up to hold for afew days. JoAnne was also issued a ticket for not showing proof of shots and tags.She is worried about them putting the dog to sleep and about herself going to jail.As you all know she is an animal lover like a lot of us.She has no job at this time.Any help you can give her please do.Thanks everybody for taking time out to read this. Darkcloud

Scorpio
SCORPIO: Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. Blue Eyes- People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They will always exceed your pleasure standards.

Hi All
Little One I'm alright And if you should die Don't blame yourself and keep it locked inside I'm alright And everytime you cry don't breakdown Just keep me inside in your mind You only saw the outside Never knew what I was feeling Now everyday you lay in bed Staring at the ceiling But you don't see me no more You can fill your heart with memories And things from before But everybody got a purpose in life To survive when the sunrise You gonna live to see another day Just don't follow me and live Your life your own way I'm bein set and if you forget Get the picture with the Cord around my neck See me underground and I'm stuck But it's cool that's where I wanna be Keep the drama in hand but outta sight And know that I'mma be alright

Me
HEY JUST A BLOG ABOUT ME...MY NAME IS SARAH IM FROM ARKANSAS..IM 29 YEARS OLD I LIVE IN MY OWN APT...I HAVE A BF RIGHT NOW...KINDA NEW TO FUBAR...BUT I LOVE IT BETTER THEN MYSPACE RIGHT NOW..ANYWAYS I AM 5'5 BL0NDEISH BROWN HAIR BUT IS A NAUTRAL BLONDE...HE HE IM A OUT GOING LOVING PERSON I LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS IM A FAMILY PERSON AND I HAVE A MONTH AND HALF OLD NEPHEW THAT I LOVE TO DEATH...LOVES TO GO MUDDING 4 WHEELING...JUST ABOUT ANYTHING THAT GETS ME OUT OF THE HOUSE AND DOING SOMETHING BESIDED BEING ON THE NET ANYWAYS IF YA WANNA KNOW MORE JUST BOX ME OR ADD ME TO YAHOO MESSY ITS ippie_wtfdouknow@yahoo.com ANYWAYS HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON PEACE AND LOVE....SARAH

To Do List Or Should Do List?!?!?!
Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those people on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Je! opardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can' t. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain." And my personal favorite: "It'

:)
SO HERE IT GOES. IT'S BEEN A WEEKS SINCE IVE BEEN WORKIN AT MY SECOND JOB. I WORK FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTAION AIRPORTS DIVISION VISITORS INFORMATION PROGRAM. FOR SHORT I AM V.I.P. ASSISTANT. I LOVE IT. I MAKE TRIPLE THE MONEY WORKIN THERE THAN MY OTHER JOB. IM STILL WORKIN AT ALOHA PHOTO ART STUDIOS BUT ONLY 2-WICE A WEEK. IVE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MY ENITRE LIFE. IM PRETTY MUCH SET NOW JOB WISE. I CAN STILL CONTINUE SCHOOL AND STILL MAKE THE MONEY I NEED. AWSOME BENEFITS AND I WORK WITH GREAT PEOPLE. MADE ALOT OF SACARAFICES IN LIFE BUT ONLY FOR THE BEST SO THIS IS TO MY FRIENDS: SORRY FOR THE M.I.A. ACTION BUT U WILL SEE ME AROUND SOON I PROMISE.

My Life
fubar is the best site out right know u meet alot of people on here and there kool people too there nice and funny this site is way better than myspace and i well tell more people about it so they can check it out for there selfs and see how they like it well if u like this site comment my blog and rate it ill see how many people like it well ok this week suck everyone knows myspace ok well i have a account on there and some chick add me and so ya i accpetd it well she stole my friends pic and someone hacked in to my account and start to talk to her and other people i barley get on t anymore so i get blamed for it all she says she hates me and does not want to talk to me anymore well fuck her than im not put up with drama i graduated high to get away from it and it just seems to come back to me im sick of on top of it all im sick and it sucks my chest hurt and im sick of that too i just want this weekend to be over and me to fell better well i geuss thats it for knowi fell much better

Please Understand
Ya know what really pisses me off????? People who add you as a friend and go straight to the NSFW pics. DAMN that really pisses me off. I'm a person, too! What? I can only be your friend if I look good naked or something?? WELL BITCHES, I FOOLED YOU!!! The NSFW folder on the top has nothing nude in it. HAHAHAHAHA!!! This folder has been kept private ever since I uploaded it. Was just a test to see if people really cared about me as a person or if they seriously just wanted to see nudies. The other NSFW folder is set for family only. The people who deserve to view the nudies cuz they like me for me w/out seeing "the goods". Just because this is the internet, doesn't give anyone the right to be an insensitive asshole. Would you just walk up to someone on the streets and say... "Hi, my name is _______. Nice to meet you! Can I see you naked?" Fuck no you wouldn't! So please, don't do the same to me. I am having some problems with my daughter and because of thi

Gone For The Weekend
Hey this is for all my Fu Friends. I won't be around over the weekend, so I will see all of you on Monday. Hopefully by then my camera cord will be here from Italy and I can add some real pics and hopefully a salute. Hope everyones weekend is filled with lots of drinking and lots of sex. Party On!!! Love and big sloppy Kisses, Michelle.

Did You Know?
Did you know they cut you off from mailing after a certain point? They do! It just happened to me. =/ (LMAOOOO) P.S. If you're mailing me right now I can read it but not reply sooo...tomorrow. ;) They can be seen. There is a window of time to get in them when you upload a photo. Mine's been deleted.

My Friend
Jason Massed 71'-91' By: Raso For the times we laughed and for the times we cried. The nights spent talking until the morning sunrise, knowing each other so well there wasn't one surprise. That unspoken bond that both shared. To know without words how each other cared. The future, the unknown, deciding which road to take. There was always trust, a give and take, protecting each other from our own mistakes. In my time of need you always knew what to say. To bring me back and out of harms way. To the plans we had and to the bets we made. The bragging rights of who'll make the grade, and the dues we knew were yet to be payed. Always competing to be better than the other. I always thought of you as my brother. One split second in time you were gone in a flash. Just the everyday news report of a common car crash with streets littered with twisted metal and shattered glass. The pain that cuts you deep to bone. To know

Demon Crew Family
Good Afternoon Everyone! Evil Angel is in a giveaway for a 3 month VIP and needs 20K in comments. Claymore is hosting the giveaway so you will be helping two family members in the process. If you have any questions feel free to ask myself, Lori, or Scooter for help! Interested in joining the Demon Crew? Contact Scooter and he will be able to answer any of your questions! $ç()øTëR™--(Lori's Hubby){Owner of Rating Revolution}[Demon Crew Recruiter]

No Shit!
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office @ PRISON you get three meals a day fully paid for @ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ PRISON you get time off for good behavior @ WORK you get more work for good behavior @ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself @ PRISON you can watch TV and play games @ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ PRISON you get your own toilet @ WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat @ PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ PRISO

Head Issues!
Ok, so anyone that I've talked to on here now knows that I split up with my husband of 9 years last week. Anyone that knows us as a couple are extremely shocked because there was no signs to anyone that anything was wrong. I'm one of those people that would rather try to talk things out and try to fix things on my own before blabbing my problems to everyone. If I need help fixing something, then I ask, if not, I'll do it myself. Plus, I have enough respect for my husband that I'd rather confront him with the issue instead of going behind his back. It is a team effort right! Unfortunately, what people don't know is my hubby suffers from a 'Passive Aggressive' personality type. Which pretty much means he's miserable all the time! Trying to get him to smile is like pulling teeth! Everything in his life is negative even though most would say he has the world. I've spent 9 years trying to get him to at least notice me. Every girl needs attention and I'm not ask for much and I need

☼camryŠdean☼
Number 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. Number 9. Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again. Number 8. The uglier you look, the more likely you'll get some. Number 7. You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the treat. Number 6. The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing that you are someone else. Number 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last for 9 months. Number 4. If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky. Number 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. Number 2. The next day you don't have to call the person that gave it to you. And the ..Number 1 reason trick-or- treating is better than sex..... Number 1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!! Happy Trick or Treating everyone! 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five

People Who Think
this is to all the people who think they are better than me. yes i am a bitch and proud of it. if you don't like it you can kiss my rebel ass. don't give a fuck one way or the other. don't like me stay the fuck away from my profile. because this redneck bitch could care less. don't bother me if you think you are better than me. and like i said kiss my ass and go to hell.

New To Fubar Or Want A Place To Belong
The Global Bombers & Family Club Global Bomber Family Are you new on Fubar and unsure what a bombing family does? Have you gotten into a contest and have no one to help you to win,or even place? Come join a family who will stand behind you in every way,help you in your contest,and just show you a good time with friendly people. Yes,there are rules,but every family has them... these aren't harsh,are made with practicality and reason,so what are you waiting for???? COME JOIN US !!!!!!!!! (repost of original by 'Honey~Angel*Global Bomber Family*' on '2007-10-19 11:33:23')

I Am Finally Happy
Well you know that saying, "if you love them let them go, if they come back it was meant to be, if they dont it was never meant to be." Well I never would have beleives it, but almost 6 years ago I met the most wonderful man, we were together 2 1/2 years, plan to be married and everything. But I got scared, I was only 17, I know that isnt an excuse but that is what happened. I went to a friend and shit got out of hand, before anything really happened I stopped it. I came home and told him everything, I thought that we were ok and but I didnt know that he was having a real hard time with everything. He in turn decided that he was going to do the same to me, the only problem with that is that the girl he chose, really cared about him. We would try to make things work, but she always ended up pregnate, everytime he would go back, I dont know what was the truth and what wasnt. But I found out that I was even carrying his child. But I never told him, and he left to be with her. I ended up l

Mumms Are Not Going Away
Okay now..everyone CAN see everybody's mumms but not necessarily on their home page. It's no big deal...want to see ALL mumms just click on "recent mumms". Ta dah! A new mumm defaults to friends. That costs $25 and means YOUR mumm will show on the home page only of your friends...only... For $5,000 fubucks it will show on everybody's home page. However, everyone can vote and comment on all mumms...they will just have to locate it. You can see ALL Mumms posted by clicking on the "Recent Mumms" link. It's that simple.

Enlightenments Blog
A true lover of nature understands that nature has not been passed to him by his father, But loaned to him by his children. The more we advance in life, the more we depend on the support of others. In the past, people were afraid of the future. Today, the future needs to be afraid of people.

Hopein
The Global Bombers & Family Club U Pick Pic Contest this is a any pic u like to enter.it must be safe for work. the contest will be 10 days long.looking for 10 to 20 people start date will be posted when i have at least 10 people singed up u can send or tell me in priavat what pic u want.i can rip or u send the prizes will be awarded with a happy hour after contest closes now to keep it fair and clean there will be a little catch witch is u need to be at least a level 3 and u need a salute pic on profile u can comment and bomb yourself no down rateing others in contest no cheating ill be watching prizes to be awarded are 1st place a month vic or 30 day blast 2nd place will get 7 day blast and car of choice

-blah-
There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He's always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying. "Just take care of my eyes dear. " This is how human brain changes when the status changed. Only few remember what life was before, and who's always been there even in the most painful situations. LIFE IS A GIFT!!! Today before you think of saying an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak. Before

Health
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop; Wine + Beer = Health Therefore:, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Looking For Something Chesk This
The Global Bombers & Family Club Global Bomber Family Are you new on Fubar and unsure what a bombing family does? Have you gotten into a contest and have no one to help you to win,or even place? Come join a family who will stand behind you in every way,help you in your contest,and just show you a good time with friendly people. Yes,there are rules,but every family has them... these aren't harsh,are made with practicality and reason,so what are you waiting for???? COME JOIN US !!!!!!!!! I am the Owner of this family Corky1952 This is our Founder SweetBaby this is the home page

My 1st Contest
Well he is my 1st contest. For us new to this, please go to the link and rate and comment, share it to all your friends, fans,etc. Comment as much as you can. For those of you who know how this works, I'll return the favor (you can cut & paste the link if you can't just click on it) http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=623934&i=2396506041 Thanks JC

Fubar Gripe Sessons
OK ( pulling out soap box and stepping up here) Now when I first joined way back when this was Lost Cherry and there were less than 50,000 of us and it was all FREE, this was an ADULT site. So what has happened?? Would someone please tell me WHY someone would join this site to be offended by nudity, cursing, discussing SEX, or other fun activities? So why can't a grown adult of over 18 not click on something that might offend their virgin little eyes? I have seen a ton of things in here that make me blush, but the way I see is is if I didn't want to see it I shouldn't have looked. People will ALWAYS be offended by something anything. You name it. Nudity, religion, drugs, smoking, drinking, bdsm, screwing, alternate life styles, and the list goes on. So the way I see it is this... #1- If you said you were 18 when you joined and something offended your little eyes - tough shit you LIAR!!! #2- If you checked the may show NSFW content box on your profile, you forfeit the right to fla

Contest Update For 10/19
well everyone as of 730pm eastern i have been doing good thanks to everyone that has helped out this far on link #1 i have 4317 comments, on link #2, i have 1325 comments, so the total towards the grand total of 140,000 for the package i am aiming for is: 5642 :D only 134,358 to go in 15.5 weeks keep up the good work everyone i appreciate it link # 1 link #2 so come on and help me out and bring me closer to winning the package, you know your all dying to see a cat up there sponsoring a happy hour :D

Moving....
Well, my move has been postponed for a week because the apartment will not be completed on time. No big deal, I was running behind on my packing anyway. And now I don't have to rearrange everyones' schedules to move me. so, it's all good. I still hate moving, though... So, once again, I must pack up all my shit, load it in trucks and move 10 miles up the road. I'm thrilled that I will be in a bigger, much nicer place. It is just the whole angonizing process of moving that gets me. The move is 2 weeks away and I am just starting to put shit in boxes tonight. Between work, my kids, my bf, and life in general I will be hard pressed to be done in time. And, of course, I am easily sidetracked by things I would rather be doing. I know, quit whining and get it done. Easier said than done. I just can't wait for it to be over.

Help A Friend
If you can, could you go to the link below and rate/comment/bomb a friend? I see he is having a bad time in his contest. We still have a few days to help out. Thanks Wildbill http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=623934&i=2396506041 PS if the link don't work just cut and paste into your browser. Feel free to pass of to all your friends...TY Help this bum out. lol just go to this link or cut and paste, leave as many comments as you can. He ain't so bad...lol http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=623934&i=2396506041

Memoirs Of A Jog
I decide I'm going to go for a jog today. Yes, I know this is probably already causing an outburst of laughter. Continue b/c it gets better. So, I've got the shoes laced up (double knots of course b/c I wouldn't want them to come untied), I have my tube socks up to my knees, track shorts from high school that were too tight then, a wifebeater w/ dorito stains, and a headband to keep the sweat from my eyes during this intsense run. So, I start jogging and man I'm really going strong. . .for about 10 steps. I then start to feel the burn and realize I'm old. I start hoping that no one is watching this sad display, this pure lack of physical prowess. I turn and see a woman walking a dog only to speed by me as I hit my full sprinting strides. At this point, I realize that I am probably the most out of shape human being on the planet. And then. . .bam!!! I fall to the ground, curl up in a ball, suck my thumb, and let out a loud whelp of a cry. As I'm rolling around on the ground in pain and

Just A Girl. . .
I have nothing better to do with my time right now so that's why I decided to join. I'm hoping to meet some cool new people that will keep me occupied. Anyway, LAter Days, ~*~ Crystal ~*~

Kife Will Go On
I have played to the game with three women and i did not think it would come back at me....well it did....I lost two great women who have been there every step of the moment for me....then there was one that i was infatuated with and she has nothing to do with me due to the fact that i have lied to her and i have lied to a girl that I was with for 4 years and to a woman that bared my children for 13 years...i am a complete no good for nothing asshole...and i just want everyone to know that i can not be trusted and that I am a worthless piece of shit...and i want to say sorry and ask for forgiveness for what i have done...but i know they will never forget what i did...i will live up to the name of asshole because i am one... from the asshole LIFE DOES NOT EVOLVE AROUND ONE PERSON OR DOES IT WELL ONLY ONE KNOWS DAT ANSWER I GUESS THEY CHOOSE TO MAKE IT THAT WAY. BUT OTHERS JUST WISHED THAT LIFE WOULD GO ON............. SO HOW MANY OUT THERE KNOW WHOU LIFE SHOULD ACTULLY EVOLVE AROU

For My Daughter
I watch my daughter sleep, and wonder about her future after I'm gone, and she's left all alone in this world of callous fate The bond between a mother and daughter is the most precious gift of all. It is this unexplainable most fulfilling feeling that only 'that' mother and daughter can share. A mother should never feel they have to stop protecting their daughter. Of course they must let them make their own decisions and let them grow as an individual, but they must never stop protecting or being a guide for their life. A mother knows their daughter best.. and knows what's best for their happiness. No matter how old that daughter is she will always be her mother's baby, sister, and best friend. And never forget, a daughter, will always want to be her mother's baby, sister, and best friend. No matter what may occur, a daughter never wants her mom to stop being that guide. We will always need our moms; no matter how old we are. The normal family triangle, then, provides

Trends
Okay..so for the longest time I keep hearing all this talk about the Soulja boy dance.. and finally my curiousity got to me and I had to look it up.. well I came across a bunch of videos and found it quite amusing how many people are out there trying to get this dance down. here's the instructional video HOW TO CRANK THAT SOULJA BOYAdd to My Profile | More Videos and this video was actually really good.. The one kid can really dance! Soulja Boy 101Add to My Profile | More Videos Do you have a favorite video that you have come across? if so please share!

People From Ohio Lmaf
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Hot Sauce myspace hubby to . Mallory . Date: Oct 19, 2007 6:15 PM Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Ohioans...If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you May live in Ohio .If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Ohio ..If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in OhioIf you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in OhioIf 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Columbus for the Weekend, you may live in Ohio ..If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Ohio ..If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Ohio .If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Ohio .If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you

Stuff I Write For Me
since the day you were born I protected you from all thats wrong when you fell off your bike I pick you up and made it right now there is pain that i did not cause no matter how strong I am I cant fix whats yours I try to show you more love then you ever had but i see it in your eyes that you guys are sad we will get through life as happy as we can be with my love and strength my children will see don't remember the bad times or the reason why you wept just believe in me the only one you have left out with the old in with the new are just some things i have to do setting new dreams with lots of hope like cleaning my life with a bar of soap moveing on one step at a time makeing sure my life is mine my head is clear now there is no pain it washed away with the rain living for my kids is what i do making sure there dreams come true my path is different but my goals are the same this time my life wont be a game so i sit real tall

For My Father
As I ponder the love that I saw in his eyes, A Godly love, given without compromise.... I recall many times that he stood by my side, And prodded me on with great vigor and pride. His voice ever confident, firm and yet fair, Always speaking with patience, tenderness and care. The power and might of his hands was so sure, I knew there was nothing we couldn't endure. It's true, a few others provided insight, Yet, he laid the foundation that kept me upright. He's the grandest of men to have lived on this earth, Although he's not royal by stature or birth. He's a man of great dignity, honor and strength. His merits are noble, and of admirable length. He's far greater than all other men that I know, He's my Dad, he's my mentor, my friend and hero.

I Just Love Backstabbers!
I just love how ppl talk shit and don't tell the whole story to others. Fuck fubar is like the game broken telephone. HAHAHAHA too fucking funny. Whateva I don't have time to fight with stupid ppl over stupid things. I just find it hilarious how ppl talk shit out their asses. PPL can say what they want bout me, really I don't give a fuck. I have some close friends on here and they know who I am so I don't care what other ppl think. In the last week I have been called a PIECE OF SHIT AND A BITCH LMFAO. I don't deny being a bitch cause hell I can be at times. One thing bout me is I'm a great person til you piss me off. But ya done ranting.

Check This Out.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice boobs," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?" "Elizabeth Edwards is speaking out again. She says the problem with her husband’s fund raising campaign is she can’t make him black, and she can’t make him a woman. That’s the same problem with Michael Jackson’s people."

Yeah, Where They Do That At?
Don't people piss u off? it could be ur problem (friend or spouse), parents, bosses, relatives, i could understand them, because they know u (assholes). Check it what about them assholes, who can't face their real fears? They wait and lurk on u? They don't even have 2 know u, but got something negative to say or display. Now when u smack the shit of them u either fightin them and their protectorS or the D.A.(babysitter 4 the crybaby troublemaker). Simply, we have murders and assaults, because people don't mind their business 4 6 months and stay out of everyone else's 4 the other 6. What i eat allows me to shit and it have nothing 2 do with them as long as i don't ask 2 use their toliet (mouth) or do it on their property. I am not going 2 say won't like 2 literally shit on them, but that is nasty (who cares). People that are miserible, young and old, are noticeable. Just look at them when they say something 2 u and it has nothing 2 do with them, talk about u (probably never said

Lip Lovers Contest!!
Entry for this contest is now CLOSED. If you would like to be contacted for an opportunity in future contests, let me know! The Lip Lovers Contest will run: October 26, 2007 6pm PST through November 5, 2007 6pm PST Let your back up know! Mwah! Contest Rules Clarification: The blaster mentioned in the rules, is a script that comment bombs automatically. This has nothing to do with the blasts we see on our fubar page.. those are just fine! :) Please make sure your entire face is in your photo, not just your luscious lips :D If you are interested in entering this contest please fu-mail! Your Host: drkreflections~CLUB F.A.R.~INTERCEPTOR FOR THE PRIDE~WSC~RL Wife to Will~@ fubar Here are your contestants! Choose your favorite and give them some support! Mwah! These links will not work until 6pm PST today! If you need the code

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The Plan! Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfe ct plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines They don't want us the re, anyway. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal alie

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So u all know I have not been feeling well. So last night I went to the ER oh fun! I have a UTI,A Cyst on my overy, sinus infection and a inflamed,infected bowl. so ya so icky . anyways thats whats what is wrong with me. So i am taking meds now to help with all that ! woot woot!Ugh and i had an IV hooked up to me some nice meds in that! I also had x-rays and a CT Scan with the burning dye stuff.... OUCH!!!! ty all for ur prayers and thoughts!Keep them coming! :) XOXO ~S~