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Funny Things
This is a test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify. > > > > > > The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you > > whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each > > answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down > > UNTIL you have answered the question! > > > > > > > > > > > > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and > > close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple > > things in an overly complicated way. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

More Than You Want To Know...lol
1. How old will you be in five years? 32 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Lori and Beverly 3. How tall are you? 4'10.5" 4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Christmas 5. What's the last movie you saw? 300 6. Who was the last person you called? Chamber of Commerce 7. Who was the last person to call you? Shannon 8. What was the last text message you received? Hey girlie, what's up? 9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? people dont leave me messages because i answer the phone. 10. Do you prefer to call or text? call 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? sleeping 12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? divorced 13. When is the last time you saw your mom? 2 months ago 14. What color are your eyes? blue 16. What are you wearing right now? blue jeans and shirt and heels 17. What is your favorite christmas song? Rudolph(I always cheer for the underdog) 18. Wher

Things I Hav To Say!!
IF U HAV PROBLEMS WIT MY PICS...THEN PLEASE BASH UR FACE AGAINST THE WALL INSTEAD...I HAV DECIDED TO PUT UP SUM SUM BEAUTIFUL CUBAN ART...ART!!...THAT IF UR OFFENDED BY ART THEN PLEASE ENTERTAIN URSELF WIT UR PRIVATES AND A CHEESE GRATER... THE NEW YEAR IS ALMOST UPON US...NEW THINGS R JUST AROUND THE CORNER...THIS PAST UR WE MADE NEW FRIENDS...LOST A FEW FRIENDS(R.I.P MARSHALL)..LEARNED NEW THINGS..SHARED LAUGHTERS...TEARS...FOUGHT AND LOVED...REGARDLESS HOW 2007 ENDED FOR ANY OF US...ITS ANOTHER CHAPTER CLOSED.....A YEAR TO REMEMBER...AND LEARN FROM......HAPPY NEW YEAR MY FRIENDS THOUGHT IT WAS TIME TO UDATE...REDO....MY FRIEND AND FAMILY LIST...IF U WANT TO STAY ON PLEASE HIT ME UP WIT A MESSAGE...I GONNA REPOST THIS THRU OUT THE WEEK...HOPE U HAD A GREAT WEEKEND

10/15/07
First my husband decides this weekend to walk away from our marriage though he says he wants to work it out. Then the man I care about and who says he loves me and because he is telling me to try to work things out with my husband and that proves he loves me tore my heart out. I give up. except for djing I won't be around much because I will be too tempted to go on his page. After Debbie gets back I will be pretty much incomunicado. Those who have my number may call. Until I get my life straightened up I will be away from Fubar. Tony i'm sorry I will be pretty much wasting my VIP but I just can't be on here. Come rock out with me while you take advantage of HH request your favorite songs.

Quotes
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride! "Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I am not so sure of the universe." ~Einstein

Hamc Oakland!
OCTOBER 27TH @ 8PM AT THE OAKLAND CLUBHOUSE 4010 FOOTHILL BLVD OAKLAND, CA 94605 $20 DONATION AT THE DOOR. COME IN COSTUME, CASH PRIZES FOR BEST PIMP, COSTUME, HO COSTUME AND BEST PIMP AN HO COUPLE!

Lessons In Insobriety
The best summary was perhaps given by our friend and designated driver, when my wife and I awoke at her house at 11:00 am after crashing the night previous: “Jesus Christ you guys were annihilated – I’m surprised your fucking alive today.” Earlier last week, I had come across something I’d never seen before. Something novel, adventurous, and full of intrigue. It goes by the name of Chocolate Vodka. “Nummy,” I thought, and grabbed it for the weekend. For a while, as I was putting on make up and waiting for the layers of latex to cure, I drank it mixed with Starbucks peppermint dark chocolate mocha. Again – nummy! I found that I could increase my inebriation by continuing to add vodka to the coffee bottle as I drank to coffee down – and then, while in the car (eeks!), to drink straight from the vodka. We arrived at club Void in time for me to see the last of Stone 588’s set. I said “hi” to a couple people. The rest of my spotty memory is of my vomiting in

Love And Like
ok now iam dating this girl that u really do like but this guy is trying to sleep with her and she said that i shouldnt say anything 2 him. but wat iam just going to sit her and let him talk about hav sex with her and all that? no i dont think so but i also dont want to loose her again. so iam so confuse

Sex Survey
whats ur name? Jewell where were u born? at a hospital whats ur fav body part on a gurl? There tongue whats ur fav. body part on a guy? ass are u bi lesbian or gay? do you like porn? who doesn't do u like to play with ur self or with a partner? With a partner or maybe him watching do u like it ruff or smooth? a little of both slow or fast? both what type of sex do u like? any and all!!! what do u like in a girl/guy? tongue! would u ever try new things with them if they asked? I am always up for new things if they asked u to shot a porn film , would u or not? I have a home video for my eyes only! would u ever talk dirty to them even when ur apart?(the phone): I love talkin dirty over the phone would you ever bring toys in the bedroom? what type? I have a few now do u like likin pussys or sucking cocks? sucking cocks WHEN IS THE LAST TIME U HAD SEX? I am not telling DID U USE A CONDOM? HAVE U EVER HAD SEX IN THE BATHROOM? yes OUTSIDE? yes IN A CA

Willing To Relocate For Right Girl
Things i like to do when in a relationship: 1-whisper sweet nothings in ear. 2-kiss all over, specialy on back of kneck. 3-leave little notes says corny loveyou's and whatnots. 4-give massages. 5-go for walks hand and hand. 6-cuddle and snuggle. 7-lay around and talk about everything and anything. 8-get playful and tickle or what ever it takes to ease a stressfull day. 9-make love for more than just an hour. 10-give flowers. 11-caress face. 12-remind them how beautiful they are. 13-go out on date nights and have fun with them. 14-be a best friend. 15-love to please any way i can to see them happy and smiling. there are more things, but will leave it up to you ladies imaginations. Single dad of two living in illinois with my 10 yo daughter. looking to find a female who wants more than just onenight stands or just sex. looking for a meaningfull relationship.

Its Only Been 2 Years
And it still hurts like its just happening today... God I love her, and I miss her with every breath that she takes, my grandmother was an amazing person, an amazing lady, and an TRUE lady in every sense of the word..... Rest in peace grandmother, and always know that you are loved, missed and needed in our lives still!

Usmc
Why do people get mad at me for making my own decisions? Why do people act like I have been misinformed?! My decisions towards joining the Marine Corps were not made after some recruiters brain washed me.. I came to the decision on my own.. I even went and checked out the other branches..which they couldn't offer me what I was looking for..and that came from them... not the Marines telling me negative things about the other branches, because that did not take place at all. I am 22 years old.. and a mother.. I am adult enough to make my own decisions and don't need people constantly trying to talk down to me or second guess my choices. Especially one where it involves the future of myself and my son. This is my decision to make.. and I will make it! So I haven't been able to go to the gym lately because I had been going through alot of family stress and my dad hasn't been able to come out to my place to watch my son and it's all together way to much money to put into gas for me to dri

Quizs
You have scored 957 karma points out of 1000 potential karma points. Of all the ways you've been building your karmic future during this time, your compassionate nature is your strongest asset. In fact, you seem to have a real knack for both understanding what people are going through and finding ways to support them during difficult times. By being a sensitive person with a keen sense of empathy, you can do much to alleviate others' pain. This has been an important way you've earned your karma up to this point. You're likely to be the one friends turn to when they need to talk or want a shoulder to cry on. This is because you're the type who can usually be counted on to listen and comfort those in need. This kindness not only strengthens your current relationships but will also come back to you positively in the future. Through your concerted efforts to care about and tend to the needs of others, you generate good karma for yourself and the universe.You might be asking yourself, "How

Kinky????
this makes me kinky: I have a silver metal vibrator (it was a gift) and I like it when he's in the back and its in the front at the same time--does this make me kinky? It hurts a little but makes the sex sooo much fun for me.

People
i just found out i'm going to be a daddy YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So prom ise me We'll F.U.C.K forever! Send t

A Little Of This.......a Little Of That!
Zazzle Custom Stamps in New York Times Monday, October 15, 2007, 1:40:03 PM | Patrick Briggs, Zazzle Maniac Check out the article featuring Zazzle Custom Stamps in the New York Times! The articles talks about our cards and postage, which are great for customizing with your holiday pictures, messages or artwork to send to your friends and family (hint, hint). Here’s an excerpt from the article: Zazzle offers cards printed on thick paper, along with gift items like calendars and mugs decorated with digital photos. Zazzle also offers customized United States postage stamps — images of dogs, babies and family members are especially popular. Also, because this is the start of the giving season and we’re so excited about the coverage from the Times, we’re going to hook you up with a little extra love on Zazzle Custom Stamps. So enter this promo code, FREESHIPSTMP, for free shipping on three or more sheets of postage (don’t tell Bobby…). So

Given
Thank you my creator for this beautiful day, my wonderful Angels and awsome friends, help me to touch the lives of the people I come in contact with in a helpful way, give me the understanding to listen when needed and speak only the truth and forgive me if my opinion hurts someones feelings, each day is a gift that you have Given...

The Search For Work
Well, I lost yet another job last week. Luckily I got a new one only a day later, but the pay sucks. I work at a gas station from 10:45pm to 5:00am and I only make $6.00/hr. I'm still looking for a better paying job.

Guys
CUTE-O-METER (Come on God help me out with this lol) Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter

Squeaks The Rat
been working for a convience store for a few weeks now, its not great but it is paying the bills. Well now have had a couple weeks at my new job and it's been unusual working overnight and sleeping in the day. My current days off are Monday night and Tuesday night. And my breaks are scheduled for 12:00 Midnight and 05:00AM. And Lunch at 02:00AM for an hour. Actually I need to set an alarm to remind me about breaks, It's steady work so time seems to fly by, I like that. Glory to God, I Have a job. I have been Hired at the Walmart Supercenter as an overnight stocker. It's a stable income for $7.90 per Hour which is much better than the pay I was recieving from 20/20 Marketing I'm still open to get the job with the city if it comes up, so I am happy and relieved that I at least have some form of employment. On a side note I am also Happy that my 3 girls are lice free for the most part and are in school. 2 of them still have a couple stray nits that have to be pulled, but all

My New Computer
Hi friends , I've been saving my money for a new computer , so I finally broke down today , went to Best Buy and bought myself a new computer :) Here's pictures I just took of it (also put them in my photos )

Contest Start Date Announcement
The Lip Lovers Contest will run: October 26, 2007 6pm PST through November 2, 2007 6pm PST Let your back up know! If you haven't entered yet, and would like to, please fumail me with the pic you would like to use! Mwah!

Quizes..
Your Kiss is Pink For you, kissing is pure happiness... simple as that. You definitely get a little blissed out from kissing, even if you're a bit shy about it. You won't kiss just anyone. Your kisses are special! Young at heart, you still get very excited the first time you kiss someone. Kissing Type: Generous People See Your Kisses as: Sweet You Kiss Best With: A Black Kisser Stay away from: An Orange Kisser What Color Is Your Kiss? good......dark`~Angelz~`light......evil ;Fallen Angel;-You are a fallen angel. Once an angel of light you crossed the line into the dark. Most likely for one other than yourself. As a fallen angel, you can often be cold though your insides are burning with emotion. Noing that feeling for someone was what got you here in the first place and you are not willing to go there again. You do not dwell on your emotions though they are there and probably very stong. Your beautiful i

The Thoughts Of Life Chronicle
I read once that: No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE. No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK. And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE. From those words I see a lot of truth. Through my own personal days on this planet I have found that in my own life, It is only when we make the CHOICE to take a CHANCE and WORK at love do we win at love. So I guess it’s the same thing but just the way it happened to me makes it more profound. I have lost once even though I thought I had put in the work. To my surprise just when love was the strongest it has ever been in my heart I found myself without a CHOICE or a CHANCE to make it WORK. Tell me a bed time story...

The Old Age Of Life
Ever wonder why when women get older, they just get older. With the gray hair and gravity hitting really hard on the body. Then men they just seem to get better looking and more together looking. I mean please, when you got to wear support bras, because gravity hit, and you wonder where those 20 year old boobs went? Then you turn and look at your behind in the mirror and just don't quite remember it being that low before. Some how we got jipped on this aging thing! Heck we had to have the babies, and ruin what body we did have. Then run after them for 18 years + then cook and clean and work a full time job.. Why wasn't it the women who got to be the one.. just doesn't seem fair now does it?

Thanks And Congrats
FIRST THE FLY BY NIGHT FAMILY WANTS TO THANK FADE2BLACK FOR DOING THIS CONTEST. WE LEARNED A GOOD LESSON DOING THIS CONTEST AND WELL BUILD OUR FAMILY BEFORE WE ENTER ANY MORE CONTEST. WE ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH YET AND HAD TO ASK WAY TO MANY FAMILY'S TO HELP. THE FLY BY NIGHT FAMILY WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, FANS, ALLIES AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO HELPED. SPECIAL THANKS GO OUT TO THESE FAMILY'S: GIT R DONE REBELS INDEPENDENT BOMBER'S HOUSE OF DOOM WICKED STORM CREW CLUB F.A.R THE FLY BY NIGHT FAMILY WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO DARK ENIGMA FOR WINNING THE CONTEST. YOU GAVE US A HARD RUN AND MADE US WORK HARD. IF I MISSED ANY BOMBING FAMILY'S THAT HELPED I AM SORRY I MISSED YOU. WE THANK YOU ALSO FOR HELPING.

Wtf
Is it me or does Baby J have a guilt thing going on????.....nah can't be. But if you are checking the dates of the stash you are rating, you have probably rated them before. As a matter of fact, if you rate an entry, go to the next one and then go back to the one you just did, you can do it again...and it says points awarded each time. Has he reset them? Since we can't rate pics is he giving us a "break". Or is the site just still totally screwed up?????

Happy Birthday Part 2 Of 3
Part 2 of 3 I stop and come back up and kiss her again. she then turns me over on my back and now she is on top; I sit straight up and she lifts my shirt above my head; she starts to go down, licking my nipples and stomach on her way. she clutches my cock in her right hand and takes the tip in her mouth, just enough to tickle. I put my hands behind my head.... she then starts to deep-throat my cock; in my head im thinking *God, it feels so damned good*. she grabs the whipped cream and I say out loud with a smile across my face "ooooh yea baby". she sprays a little bit of it on my cock and licks it off. She takes it out of her mouth and starts to come back up; purposely rubbing her tits against my dick; I reach my hands up around her body and pull her body down, closer to mine and we roll over; Im on top now. she is staring into my eyes as she lifts her legs and spreads them widely. my dick finds her tight, wet, pussy and I push gently the first time. she opens her mouth wide

New
to all my friends and family, sorry i haven't been on in a while. the new job is kickin my ass, and to top thst, the job itself has given me a cold. workin inside a freezer. . . woohoo. anyway, i will try to get on more as soon as i get rid of this . i hope to talk to everyone soon. . much love and nibbles and licks everybody pray for me, as of tomorrow, i start my new job. . . wish me luck and all that other mushy goo goo shit

Leveling
..This Is My Bish She is my OWNA.. Go Rate Fan Add And Crush Her Show Her Lots Of Love What Are You Waiting On Fly By Her Page And Love Her Up My Owna ..:Lindsay:..@ fubar This Bish Brought To Ya By ..¢¾Shell¢¾..FuOwned..By..:Lindsay:..@ fubar Ok so i am thinking of having a contest for some vips and blast!! I know i have been in contest and by the 5 or 6 day u juss wanna give up when no one will help so i am gonna make this one 5 days only.. There are some rules to go by with this AND IF U DONT GO BY THEM I WILL PUT U OUT NO ?'s ASK!?!?! 1.NO CHEATING AT ALL WILL BE TOLERATED if u cant win fair dont bother!! 2.Pic has to be sfw pic! ((( Rates Do Count))) (((2 rules is pretty simple huh?))) Also i bomb alot for friends i dont think that the speed bombing is cheating so if u can sure do so but No other scripters or etc.. will be tolerated i will juss block u! If u wanna enter send me the link to ur pic i will copy n upload

What Instruments Do You Play?
I'll start things off. I play guitar, mandolin, mountain and hammered dulcimer, fiddle, harmonica, pennywhistle and celtic bohdran. I also sing, being classically trained in voice. Mainly I perform bluegrass, but do some old country, Randy Travis, Brad Paisley and the like.

Its Happened
LOL, Just letting everyone know that I just found out this weekend that I'm going to be a grandmother! I'm pretty excited about it. LOL not sure, what to expect but I'm actually looking forward to it. Just hope my ex-husband doesn't try to give me a hard time about it. I think that is about the only thing that I dread. I don't think he has much room to say anything because he hasn't been around for most of our daughters life, she is soon to be 18 and was planning on getting married to her boyfriend when she turned 18 anyways. He is a good guy and she could is not in a bad situation, she is happy and they get along great. I've always been there for her no matter what decisions she makes. This is no different although I did tell her that it was her responsibility to tell her dad that he is going to be a grandfather, that It was not my place. She has just been worried that he will start giving me a hard time and bad mouthing me. LMAO , I told her now worries hun. That is what the OFF but

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what if i was to walk by u would u even notice me there what if i spoke in a crouded room would u know that voice anywhere what if i sent u flowers or a card would u really think i cared what if i died tomorrow would u care that i was scared in a world where peer pressure and racism have crowded with the ever changing politics that have engulfed our government and invaded our lives, i am forced to leave behind those struggles of defeat only to be beat down with my own demons that have haunted me for some time now, that sence of security that comes with health has swept through my life like a theif in the night and has robbed me of my sanity and stripped me of my zest for life and longing for my success, taking away my joy and leaving me sadness taking my happiness and replacing with pain taking my goals and adding defeat stealing all that i have within me to give me back heartache, although its hard to give up this life that was once full of fun and laughter and smiles and

What Branch Of Service Are You?
Which branch of the Military are you?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Marines Semper Fi. You are a true Marine. You are the nation's most devastating fighting force, barring Special Forces. But your place was not easy to get. You endured the harshest basic training of any Armed Force to get where you are, and your reward is the respect and admiration of everyone else (except maybe the Air Force, who may view you as just a dumb grunt. Perhaps it's true, but you just want to fight).Marines93% Navy68% Air Force61% Army54% Coast Guard36%

Shut Your Mouth
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What Gender Is Your Brain?
Your Brain is 40% Female, 60% Male You have a total boy brain Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts And while your emotions do sway you sometimes... You never like to get feelings too involvedWhat Gender Is Your Brain?

What Is Your Sexual Iq?
You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Dont Know What To Name It
My brothers and sisters are out there putting their neck on the line , never felt so proud to be a part of such a great family (USMC.) while politicians take away our benefits , and our pay we still come out every day to take care of bussines. I happy to say that even do i shreded blood for this country I wouldn't have it any other way I love my country , I love america , there no place like it . God bless this great country and everyone of my brother and sisters that live in it !!!!!!! describe ur perfect date !!! and be detail! why is it that when I came back from Iraq I was treated like a criminal ? Why was i called a killer? When I was doing my job as a Leather Neck ( Marine.)?

What Is Your Sexual Hidden Talent?
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Picture
1.) Go to the profile of the person who posted this bulletin... 2.) Pick their SEXIEST picture and post a comment under it saying: "SEXIEST PICTURE " * * NOW THE FUN PART * * 3.) Repost this bulletin and see how many comments you get on your own pictures...

Time Passes
Was browsing youtube watching it snow~~I came across this video and those of you that know me well~~know that I'm both a Kid Rock and Dale Jr. fan~Anytime they come in a package is a good day for me~~LOL~~As I started to watch it~I got a lil emotional~(if you have read my about me,you know why)~as the soldier stops to kick the ball back to the lil boy in the video~~I thought of Nick~~Even tho I saw him at Thanksgiving~~I miss him daily~and I can picture him doing that~~~I won't get all political about this~~cuz it's only a blog about a mother's love~~Enjoy everyone and have a great weekend~♥ LiL~ The most destructive habit......................Worry The greatest Joy ...... Giving The greatest loss ...... Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work ......Helping others The ugliest personality trait ......Selfishness The most endangered species ..... Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource ..... Our youth The greatest "shot in the arm" ..... Encour

Gold Diggers
this is for all the men who say they are the dying breed the, men that say all women pass them up for the "jerks" (the bad boys that treat women like shit).... well i am here to tell you men your not the only ones who get passed,up lets talk about us women who treat a man like a man and get passed up for the "gold diggers" (women who use men for what they can get and treat them like shit) so instead of saying your a dying breed do something about it and stop passin the ones of us that dont want what your money can buy us, just what comes from inside your not the only dying breed us women are too

Panther Sings To Us
~~~ TOTEM POLES ~~~ If anyone tries to tell you that the Indians worshipped totem poles you can tell them they are mistaken, for noted authorities state clearly that totemism is not a religion. It is the identification of a man with his totem, whether his totem be an animal, a plant or what not. It is a serious, though apparently common mistake to speak of a totem as a god and to say that it is worshipped by the clan. In pure totemism among the aborigines, the totem is never a god and is never worshipped. A man no more worships his totem and regards it as his god than he worships his father and mother, or brother and sister, and regards them as his gods. He certainly respects his totem and treats it with consideration, but the respect and consideration which he pays to it are the same that he pays to his friends and relatives; hence when his totem is an edible animal or plant, he commonly, but not always, abstains from killing and eating it, just as he abstains from killing his friends

Fan Me
ok i want to try to get every fubar member as my fan there are over 1 million people on here so im gonna need some help please tell all ur friends,fans,family to fan me i wanna see if i can get it done

For Friends Andallwho Have Came Into My Life
"SITTING ALONE THINKING" I SIT HERE ALONE THINKING ON THE PAST THOSE I HAVE KNOWN THAT ARE NOW GONE FROM MY LIFE AND THE IMPACT EACH HAD ON MY LIFE . MANY SAY THEY DONT HAVE AN IMPACT ON OTHERS. I KNOW THIS IS WRONG CAUSE ALL THAT HAVE CAME INTO MY LIFE NO MATTER HOW SHORTOR LONG OF A TIME HAS HAD AN IMPACT ON ME . I KNOW I AM WHO I AM TODAY CAUSE OFTHOSE WHO HAVE CAME AND GONE FROM MY LIFE AND THOSE STILL HERE TODAY . SO NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO SAY I CANT HAVE HAD AN IMPACT ON THAT PERSON THINK ON WHAT YOU KNOW IS TRUE . NO MATTER WHAT WE THINK THERE IS AN IMPACT ON OTHERS SHOWN OR NOT IN THE LIVES WE TOUCH EVEN FOR JUST A BIT . SOME THE HURTS THAT MAKE US STRONGER . SOME WILL SHOW US THE LOVE WE NEED TO CARE FOR OTHERS AND OURSELVES. SO FOR THOSE WHO HAVE TOUCHED MY LIFE KNOW THAT I THANK YOU FOR BEING A PART OF WHAT MAKES ME WHO I AM TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diatribes
I hate this word. I hate it a lot. Definition of Drama: 1. a composition in prose or verse presenting in dialogue or pantomime a story involving conflict or contrast of character, esp. one intended to be acted on the stage; a play. 2. the branch of literature having such compositions as its subject; dramatic art or representation. 3. the art dealing with the writing and production of plays. I'm sorry folks, drama is a classic art form with a rich history. Some twat in your life who you won't stop talking to and is "talkin' shit behind your back" or some guy that decided to cheat on you and cause some problems for you is not drama. It's stupid. If y'all don't like "Drama" then stay away from it. I have none in my life. It's pretty easy to get away from actually (read blog "I'll try this too" about confronting people). We need a better word to describe so-called "Drama." Stupidity? Petty Crap? Any other suggestions? I think people take this whole "online

Tequila And Salt!
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 12. I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here than a whole truck load when I'm gone! 13. Good friends are like

Ramblings Of A Fractured Mind
Life’s mysteries Gnaw at my very core Dark phantasms Chase me into the light Crossing those thresholds Of sanity And instability That calm façade Seen by most Hides The passionate beast That only the privileged Or the cursed See Touching the dark side To expose my truth Multiple pieces Of a fractured puzzle Which when complete Shows all But only small bits Are shown At all Todd A. Wilson October 16, 2007 Silly words Fill my memories Causing tears Bringing laughter Silly words Cut me to the bone And lift me higher Than ever Those silly words Of love Of hate Of support Of denial I run towards Silly words I crawl away from Silly words I want to embrace To make my own While cursing them As I utter them Silly words Formed from the slime Of my darkness And the sparkle Of my passion Over and over I hear them Over and over They haunt me Those silly Silly words Todd A. Wilson October 16, 2007 Silly hopes Whimsical

Hell Awaits Me
hell awaits me. life has drained me, as i die a little more each day. life is shallow, and all is void. a pennance too all things done in veign. my life is broken my dreams are stolen. and now i am left with all this pain. and hell awaits me.

Jokes -n- Funnies
A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F Tee-Shirt. "Why are you wearing a Thank God it's Friday Tee-shirt on Wednesday?" "Oh crap!" the blonde says, "I thought it meant Tits Go In Front." WHO CARES HOW OLD YOU ARE, LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST... "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, 'Holy shit .... What a Ride!!'"

Harinbone's Graphics
Remember in the old superman movies where superman waz put into a crystal and put into space for ever... Well this is the chicken version, But i caught the chicken shitting!!! what do U think? this is the BackGround Pic I made for the past recent Graphics..

Gater Stole My Thong!!!
Okay, so its late and I get a phone call from an ex-boyfreind. He wants to meet up and do some catching up on each other [ahem!] Well, he comes to pick me up and we grabs some beers from the local Handy Way. We go and sit at the dock and shoot the breeze, smoke a little, drink a few, listen to some toons. We decide to do some ridin, so we ride around a little while. Soon we end up at the boat ramp near the local bar. As we are sitting on the dock, we can hear the gaters croaking and growling becasue it is gater-matin season. We giggle about this and start getting it on too. Well, we get down hot and heavy, and decide its time to get dressed. He quickly gets dressed, but me being a woman and all, it takes me forever to find all my clothes. I looked around for my panties. My favorite black thong with the laces up the back and leather trim. I looked twice. They were not there.....I asked him if he had them [he would do this.....crazy fool that he is]. I looked

10 Reasons Sex Is Good For You
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities

Off Line For A Few Months
Hey all just to say that sorry I haven't been on in a few days but internet has been switched off at home so using a friends comp at min only on to say that due to finacial problems I will most likely be away for a few months. I hope that I can get sorted and be back on in the new year. Love to you all and sorry mum love and miss you loads xxxxxxxx

Thoughts
Well I am fixing to final try the real world im 18 soo its time to grow up and be a big people. I am actually looking forward to it. I cant wait to go cuz to me i am invading my mothers privacy. Shes done her job by raising me and now its my job to move out and Raise my 15 month old son Michael. I aint gonna be one of thoses kids that still live with mommy and daddy at the age of 24- 25. Im not gonna depend on them all my life like most people i know. Im gonna move and raise my son and teach him well. Moving out will make me stronger. more battles for me and more responablity. It will make me feel good cuz then i can prove to these people who be hating i aint like them i got the resonability, Shit im more mature then most teenage moms. I am Ready I really am. See I have this best friend and this person is amazing. I love em to Death but theres a problem that always gets in the way from our friendship the other half. Always controlling and always is a bitch. I really cant take no more.

Me!
I have an 8G Ipod touch for sale Like new...had it since Febuary! Still has the plastic protective cover on it $210.00. I am selling it so that i can Buy an Electric Violin Contact me if interested!!! I hope soon that i will have some real pic of me up...I dont have a good camera so i will have to barrow one. Keep an eye out for the horror of your life...LOL :D

Family Rawks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE GO FU-LUV MY OWNER TEXAS CAMARO NUT!! Texas Camaro Nut@ fubar EVERYONE LOVES TO GET: PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME HAVE TO BRING OUT THE HEAVY DUTY STUFF TO MAKE YOU GO DO THE RIGHT THING..... THIS BULLY WAS MADE WITH LOVE AND CARE BY: ♫(DJ) Crazy_Momx4♫ ~FU_OWNED BY Tappinit~The Animation King~& Texas Camaro Nut~@ fubar

Still Not Here
I woke up this morning from dreaming of you, I sat at the window and watched the sun rise, a world came awake but my heart was froze, we instant message, there is always the phone, but always inside me I'm lost and alone, without you to hold , there is empty cold, darkness and grey, I live for the moment, our eyes first meet, the touch of your skin, tast your warm lips so sweet, only to be with you makes me complete, I cherish you always with unending love, till we meet baby I'll swallow the tears, fight back the pain of you being, Still Not Here...

Need Something To Get Out Of This Slump
Today I woke up with a headache took some med and went back to sleep, woke up 2 hours later when my alarm went out feeling much worse, I have so much to do today to feel like I am not a falure and I dont need this fucking headache. I need a job and my plan was to leave warly this morning and go to work force and do some major hunting. so I am writing this to tell myself that I have to figure something out to make me do what I need to do even though I feel like shit. I have been starting to fall into depression sleeping more and feeling like i am ugly a total falure and that is not a good state to be in while searching for a job. Note to self YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, AND THOUGH YOU DONT HAVE A JOB YOU HAVE NOT GIVEN UP SO YOU ARE NOT A TOTAL FAILURE. STOP BEEING AFRAID TO DO THINGS THAT YOU ARE SCARED YOU WILL GET REJECTED AND JUST DO THEM. TAKE CARE OF YOUR SELF AND START LOVING YOURSELF A LITTLE.

Why Cant It Be?
So I had a blind date this weekend...It was fun and he was good looking but it just wasnt there for me. The whole time I thought of the last guy I was with. As I found out that I might be getting more then friendly feelings for one of my closest guy friends. I hate how confused I am. I miss the last guy... I really am feelin' my guy friend...but the guy that I met this weekend isnt for me. I want things to work out for me. oi... i dont know what to say... i am way happy. but yet there is this thing bugging me and i am not totally sure what it is.. i want to be just completely happy... But its getting to me... I am slowly feeling more and more emepty inside. **sigh** what is a girl to do. ITS JUST SO LAME THAT EVERY GUY I FALL FOR TURNS OUT TO BE A FREAKING TOOLBUCKET. GUYS JUST TOTALLY CONFUSE ME! BUT THATS KINDA THERE JOB. I DONT SEE WHY MY EX JUST CAN NOT LET ME GO HE IS THE ONE TO FUCK UP NOT ME SO WHY AM I SUCH A BAD PERSON NOT TO L

All Smiles!!!
I am feeling alot better now and back to being ME! I know I will be going through tough times off and on about my mothers passing but I realize that it is all about finding me as for who I am now. I wanted to let ya know I am moving on in the moment and being happy!

Band Girlfriends Guide To Keeping Your Man
BAND GIRLFRIENDS GUIDE TO KEEPING YOUR MAN (by those who know) ================================== -Don't try to be the "manager", do not get involved with band business, that is for the band. -Don't ask his bandmates for relationship advice. -Do Not complain when your (insert holiday here) date gets cancelled because a show has been scheduled. Holidays are no longer yours. Even Valentines Day! ***-It's NOT mandatory that you are at every show.*** -Do not get jelous when your boyfriend talks to groupies. They are the one's buying the CDs and merch, not you, so let them have their time. And remember...you get to go home with him! -Babies don't make men quit bands....especially if you were a groupie. -No, the band does not want you to go on tour with them. Like your going to sleep in the back of a van and eat ramen for 4 months strait!? -Don't make the following introduction: Hi! I'm _____. My boyfriend is in ______. -Don't follow him around at shows like a lo

Whisper
a whisper blows from the southern breeze tingling my neck caressing my body time has show an age of innocence drawn by night devoured by the day shooting through the universe emptiness surrounds me loneliness is a cry a cry for hope as a new morning breaks a whisper blows once again filling my sould with empty promises once again

New York Yankees
Should Joe go? I say no. GMS3 wants to let Joe go because he didn't win the World Series. Lets look at some of the other things Joe Torre DIDN'T DO: Joe DIDN'T sign Kei Agawa. Joe DIDN'T sign Kyle Farnsworth. Joe DIDN'T sign Carl Pavano. Joe DIDN'T pull Roger's hammy. Joe DIDN'T age Mike Mussina. Joe DIDN'T injure Karstens, Hughes, Wang, Matsui, Damon, Man-K or Giambi. Joe DIDN'T aquire Luis Vizciano. Joe DIDN'T go 3 for 17 with 1 RBI and hit into 3 killer double plays in the ALDS. Joe DIDN'T go 2 for 15 with 0 RBI in the ALDS. Joe DIDN'T start 2 games in the ALDS for a total of 5.2 innings allowing 14 hits and 12 earned runs. What Joe DID DO is lead this team through it all and made the post season after everyone thought the Yankees were done back in May. What Joe DID DO was manage what was GIVEN TO HIM BY THE YANKEE "brASS". Isn't that what a manager is supposed to do? So go ahead Geo, let Joe go. There are plenty of teams waiting for y

Women Vs. Girls
Grown Women Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own

If You Really Know Me!!??
Good morning peeps.....this is to see how many people really know me and what I am about....If you know me you know I love TRUE friends and will not be a fake for anyone!! SOOOOooooooo...... This person has shown himself to be a friend and took the time to stop and talk without trying to...well you know.....be a perv!! Please add/fan him since you can't rate.....sucks right??!! Thanks to all of you who take the time to be my TRUE FRIENDS.....I LUV YA.....MUAHHSSSSSSSS:):) Myspace Comments

Military Inc
BALTIMORE - Members of a fundamentalist Kansas church ordered to pay nearly $11 million in damages to a grieving father smiled as they walked out of the courtroom, vowing that the verdict would not deter them from protesting at military funerals. Members promised to picket future funerals with placards bearing such slogans as "Thank God for dead soldiers" and "God hates fags." "Absolutely, don't you understand this was an act in futility?" said Shirley Phelps-Roper, whose father founded the Westboro Baptist Church. The group believes that U.S. deaths in the Iraq war are punishment for the nation's tolerance of homosexuality. They say they are entitled to protest at funerals under the First Amendment, which guarantees freedom of speech and religion. Albert Snyder sued the Topeka, Kan., church after a protest last year at the funeral of his son, Marine Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder, who was killed in Iraq. He claimed the protests intruded upon what should have been a private cer

Our Party!
We'll be in Vegas this weekend! Come see us! Anything goes! It'll be a wild time! Email us for directions and other information... tonyskiadas@yahoo.com Can't wait to see you! Tony Monique Jessica So, we are new to these 'parties' and we are just trying to promote ourselves... This is what we did last weekend!!! http://galleries.aebn.net/beta3/index.cfm/fa/gallery/genre/gangbang/refid/AEBN-044896/tid/13975/layout/mgp_layout2.cfm We are looking for some well endowed guys to join us. Email us for rules and directions. I can tell you now you need ot be D&D free with proof!!! We are and want to keep it that way. It will be a wild time. See you this weekend in Las Vegas. We will waiting for you. Email us for directions. tonyskiadas@yahoo.com Don't forget to bring the sex toys. http://www.funsextoys.adameve.com Love the 3 Amigas. Tony Jessica Monique

Children Halloween Costume
Children Halloween Costume Shop for special boys and girls costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Children Halloween Costumes are outfits worn on or around October 31, the day of Halloween. Halloween is a modern-day holiday originating in the Pagan Celtic holiday of Samhain (in Christian times, the eve of All Saints Day). Although popular histories of Halloween claim that the practice goes back to ancient celebrations of Samhain, in fact there is little primary documentation of masking or costuming on Halloween before the twentieth century.[1] Costuming became popular for Halloween parties in America in the early 1900s, as often for adults as for children. The first mass-produced Halloween costumes appeared in stores in the 1930s when trick-or-treating was becoming popular in the United States. What sets Children Halloween Costumes apart from costumes for other celebrations or days of dressing up is that they are often designed to

Gloomy Days
Happiness, we all look for it, we long for it and we always love it. Why? Its usually just a few moments and then we're hit with the fact that it'll be over in a flash. Some have it everyday, assholes. I dont remember the last time I was truly happy. I look for it just like others do. I only find it when i'm alone. Able to reason and lie to myself that its real and going to last forever. The one thing I know will make me happy is a million miles away and seems impossible. Circumstances and bad luck will keep me from it. Oh well, this life will be over and the few things and people that made me happy even for a moment will get me through eternity. Wont have to worry about that anytime soon...knock on wood... BTW if u read this and leave me a smartass comment, youll be blocked ..i dont care who u are..u wanted to know what i think about and shit..here it is..

Medical Text
Tropane Alkaloids: Contain a methylated nitrogen atom (N-CH3). See tropane alkaloid structure. Some of the most potent tropane alkaloids are atropine, hyoscyamine and scopolamine. These alkaloids affect the central nervous system, including nerve cells of the brain and spinal cord which control many direct body functions and the behavior of men and women. They may also affect the autonomic nervous system, which includes the regulation of internal organs, heartbeat, circulation and breathing. One autonomic response of atropine is the dilation of pupils, once considered to be a beautiful and mysterious look in Italian women. In fact, belladonna means "beautiful lady," so named because sap from the closely related belladonna plant (Atropa belladonna) was used as eye drops to dilate the pupils. Tropane alkaloids are found in many other poisonous plants of the nightshade family (Solanaceae), including henbane (Hyoscyamus niger), pituri (Duboisia hopwoodii), deadly datura (Datura & Brugmansi

Jokes
A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. " "I see," said the pastor. "And is this b*tch giving you a hard time?" An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical

Why ??
Why do men lie?? They tell you everything that you want to hear, totally sweep you off your feet all to find out that everything he told you was a lie.. Do you ever trust him again? You told me that you loved me, You told me that I was everything you needed and wanted, You told me that you were going to stay and grow old with me, You told me even if I tried to push you away you would stay because you loved me to much to let me go, You told me that you wanted a family with me, You told me that you wanted to marry me... So now I am asking you why did you have to lie?? You hurt me very deeply more than I have ever hurt before.. You asked me if I can forgive you, the answer is yes.. Can I ever forget what you did to me and how much you hurt me, the answer is no...