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Need A Little Help
I keep seeing these things all over this site....and I am frankly confused by the whole thing. What does it entail? How the hell does it happen? WHY does it happen? And why the hell doesn't anyone want to be Any answers would be appreciated...even smartass ones.
Work/hotels/on The Road Food
Well here it is. My essay is done, Fafsa is filled out, loans are applied for, O and did I mention I was accepted to the school in CO. Now its just a waiting game. I need to find out how much grant money I will receive, finalize my loans and find a place to live then im off... I wish I would have known about this years program years ago... And for those of you who don't know I am going to school to be a Gunsmith. I figure what better job than do something I love. Not to mention by the time i Graduate I will have made 3 custom guns of my choice by hand, every part part custom made by my hands. This fucking Rocks!!!!! So here we go again, On the road... well everyone I am heading off tomorrow for my not so exciting work road trip. I have three place to go to, being i live right here in the fine state of Florida im going north. North means one thing colder than GA, NC, TN are my destinations. I am looking forward to NC though, I have a half sister and my Peanu
Check This Out And Help!!!
Everyone that knows me knows that my life is leaving me tomarrow. I just want to say that i hope that no one has to go through what i go through every other 3 months. Iam a single dad i love my daughter more than life itself it hurts to know that there is someone else thaking my spot as a dad while she is gone, iam a single guy i have a good career a good life but none of it would mean shit to me if she was not in my life. So this goes out to all of the dads that say they cant not enough time or cant afford it! Iam fuckin here to tell you i have been in all of those places but all that shit goes out the window when you see that child of yours look at you like you are the best in the world and that you can do no wrong in there eyes! Life is lost!
Seriously Now Whats A Fu Wife Or Husband ??

Pyromedia...all The News Thats Fit To Burn
People put a lot of faith in figures...Jesus for example. Lotsa people putting a lot of faith in Jesus. And for good reason....he was good guy. You know the kinda guy that would stop and pick you up if you ran out of gas. He inspired a lot of trends. First off...Hippies are still wearing those sandals he wore and just about every in heavy metal at one point had the same hair cut and beard cut as Jesus. Now that being all good we all talk about when Jesus comes back. Especially Christians...they love to talk about when Jesus is coming back, But before we talk about that let's talk about his day. Jesus was a bit of a celebrity in his day and just like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan (Or LiLo as those of us close to her call her) Or Benaffangelinanistinavaughnaffleck (for those of you that are pop culture impaired the last was a reference to celebrity name pairing) so some of the press he got was good and some was bad.... you know, Mary Magdalin dumps Jesus for his frequent trips to st
Where Else To Find Me...
The Dark Passenger
Ok here I am ppl. I had heard about Fubar through some myspace friends and one of them told me to get over here and sign up, so here I am. I still don't know how to navigate through all of this so please bear with me. Ok i've been in here a few days now and am finally starting to figure some of it out. (FYI) Dial-up sucks in here. I really need to upgrade. Maybe after the holidays I will get around to that. I've found a few of my myspace friends/chat buddies in here and thank you all for adding me. Ok off to figure more of this out. You all have a good day!
Thoughts Of A Dying Man ....
Your eyes are like old seas, two lines of a song that is not written yet. But your eyes are like the winter cold, i can see them, on my mirror drawn with wine, old and happy. And your eyes are like a burning prison, that sings me song treason Old songs of no reason. No reason, love does not need a reason.
Thoughts Of The Day
I NEED 59,000 POINTS TO LEVEL UP! I SPEND HOURS HELPING ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY BY RATING THEIR PICTURES, STASHES, MUMMS, SO PLEASE RETURN THE FAVOR AND COME RATE MY STUFF WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE THE BOATMAN BoatMan ** K.O.P.E. ** Hell Hound**@ fubar You know I see all these graphics and bulletins about the "perfect guy" one who will do this and that and blah blah fucking blah.. so I think its time we post one about the "perfect woman" and just like all those perfect guy ones where the bar is set way too high and no one man will ever reach the perfection that is described in the bulletins and graphics mine will be very unattainable as well. I do note however that I'm not looking for ALL of these traits in females..just certain ones.. I'll leave you to guess what ones I'm talking about I want a girl who never asks me what her ass looks fat in, if you have a fat ass you know it. You don't need me to shatter your fragile self esteem by co
Lately, nothing I do ever seems to please you And maybe turning my back would be that much easier, Cause hurtful words are all that we exchange But I can't watch you walk away Could I forget about the way it feels to touch you? And all about the good times that we've been through? Could I wake up without you everyday, would I let you walk away? No I can't learn to live without And I can't give up on us now. Oh, I know I could say we're through And tell myself I'm over you But even if I made a vow A promise not to miss you Now and try to hide the truth inside I fail cause I just can't live a lie Could I forget the look that tells me that you want me? And all the reasons that make loving you so easy, The kiss that always makes it hard to breathe, The way you know just what I mean, No I can't learn to live without, oh, So don't you give up on us now. Time stands still when no one understands you and you don't quite understand yourself. Today didn't ha
Surf's Up
Does any one know of a group that is made up of military, ex-military, members, to include family members? If so, whatís the link/site/etc? If not, why doesnít someone start one? (Iím not smart enough to. LOL) JC
This Is The Perfect Femal
Kyzô@ fubar THIS BLOG WAS POSTED BY A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND I SO HAD TO ASK IF I COULD HAVE IT SO GO SHOW HIM SOME LOVE, THIS IS AWESOME....HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I DID....GIGGLES You know I see all these graphics and bulletins about the "perfect guy" one who will do this and that and blah blah fucking blah.. so I think its time we post one about the "perfect woman" and just like all those perfect guy ones where the bar is set way too high and no one man will ever reach the perfection that is described in the buletins and graphics mine will be very unattainble as well. I do note however that I'm not looking for ALL of these traits in females..just certain ones.. I'll leave you to guess what ones I'm talking about I want a girl who never asks me what her ass looks fat in, if you have a fat ass you know it. You don't need me to shatter your fragile self esteem by confirming the fact nor boost up said self esteem by lying to you and saying no. I want a girl who will ex
Ty So Much Club Far
Today's Rank: #424 Rating: 10.14 (1250) [?] Profile Views: 5,578 Points: 915,565 [?] fuBucks: 789,575 Gender: F, 31 Location: Deltona, FL Referrals: 19 sent, 18 joined
Does anyone know how many people are in the Group? Is there a link/site to see? JC
Quick Thinking
A recently-divorced man went to a party and found himself smack in front of his ex-wife's new husband. Having had more than a few drinks,he said in a condescending tone,"So? How do you like 'second hand merchandise?'" The other man smiled. "Not bad at all. Everything after the first few inches is brand new!"
New Pics
new pics rate and comment please!!!!
Good Vibes
K, here's the deal... Greg and I have yet ANOTHER bet going. This is the steepest one ever. The prize involves a salute... *blushing* Soooo anyway, send some good vibes to my boys tonight!!! I gotta go cook dinner and feed the 2 little pigs before the show starts. :D And, gooooooo Steelers! Much love, my friends!
My Writing
Thank you for walking into my life when you did. This is for you. You know who you are. kisses baby! I hope you like it. Stringing along memories of the past, Evident in this shattered heart. I vowed to myself never again In my life, will it play a part. Just when I thought I was over love, Just as I was learning to cope. Baby, you stepped in with an open heart Telling me to never lose hope. You came into this world of mine, And taught me not to be afraid. To my surprise, I realized The pain began to fade. Ever so slowly, taking its time, My heart began to reveal All the love that had been kept inside, Waiting for something real. So now we begin this journey, Letting all our fears go. Exactly where the road will lead us, It is God that only knows. So let's leave it in destiny's hands, Let fate guide us thru it all. Let's have faith that in the end, Into each other's arms we will fall.
Loving So Much It Hurts
Da Da Daahhhh
Lyrics to one my favorite Redman Da Da DaHHH Lyrics Artist(Band):Redman Review The Song [Verse 1] Yo, I gotta back ache, stomach ache, diahrea, vomiting Cold feet, runny nose, head ache, insomnia Cranky, moody, burpin' while i'm cursin' Baby chair tied in a suburban drinkin' bourbon I'm only 3, and gotta chip motorola A hoochie babysitter with switches by the stroller Lyin, cryin, whinin', teasin' Suckin' tities like I had years of breast feedin' In the begining i was sinning Kept my mama back and forth To the hospital for the constant kickin' Kept an ass whuppin', I'm get in the mall Show off like I'm fo Dolo so fuck all y'all Then you get your ass whipped with your mom's bad luck Like I HOPE YOU get hit by a truck Playin' catch a girl, fuck a girl Put em in a sandwich Just a young boy doing grown man shit [Chorus] I'm just a young boy doing grown man shit I'm just a young boy doing grown man shit Like kickin' your ass I'm just a youn
I Asked He Said No...
I asked God and God said NO Current mood: happy I asked God to take away my pride and God said, "No." He said it was not for Him to take it away, but for me to give it up. I asked God to heal my disease and God said, "No." He said, "Your spirit is whole, your body is only temporary. Through your afflictions you will learn to help others who also suffer." I asked God to grant me patience and God said, "No." He said that patience is a by-product of tribulation. It isn't granted; it's earned. I asked God to give me happiness and God said, "No." He said that He gives blessings; happiness is up to me. I asked God to spare me pain and God said, "No." He said, "Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me." I asked God to make my spirit grow and God said, "No." He said that I must grow on my own, but He will prune me to make me fruitful. I asked God if He loved me and God said, "Yes." He said, "I gave my only Son who died for you
Vampyre 101...and More.
ďCan I be turned?Ē This is a commonly asked question that never seems to just curl up and DIE! There is always some vampire wannabe out there who falls in love with the IDEA of vampirism. Like its some glamorous and fascinating lifestyle that never gets old. No pun intended. Well, let me kill your dreamsÖ YOU CANNOT, WILL NOT, WONíT, WILL NEVER EVER BE TURNED INTO A VAMPYRE. EVER. PERIOD. END OF STORY. Fin. Wonít happen. Thanks to the ever increasing popularity of vampire movies and literatureÖpeople seem to think that ďOh geeÖtheir lives are so romantic. I want in.Ē Doesnít work like that. In the Hollywood fed media bullshit there, from what I have seen, also seems to be two commonly used methods for becoming a vampire. 1) Night has taken over the cities dead streets as a warm harbor breeze sifts through the trash that decorated the pavement. Street lights flickered on, a few flickering as if ready to give outÖA full moon hung in the dark sky and cast elongated
You All Are Crazy Tarts
all of you are a buch of tarts i want ed you to be my friend and you spit on me basicly. i need 3,000 friend to reach the next level how did i insult you mind? you all are carzy tart look there goes the tart cart your missing your rides!!!!
Best Pick-up Lines
Since this is a bar and we are all adults, share with us all who read this your very best pick up line, tell us if its worked or not. maybe you guys will get some ideas from others and stop being so lame.. i'll post ones i like that u guys come up with. enjoy
Whats In My Heart
Don't let yourself get close to someone because they will rip your heart from your chest. But when it is all said and done after you realize you can't seem to get over that special someone all that is left is nothing. So don't give your heart to someone that won't give it back because all it will do is haunt you. This is for everyone that has had there heart taking from them and can't get it back. I guess it just hit me that hard after so long now that i realize that I'm that bad. But this is for the person I love and she knows who she is. I know this doesn't matter but I love you for now and always.
Life Or Something Like It 4
This is the last day for this contest, it ends in about 3 hours and 15 minutes! I am all used up with my picture comments for the day but would greatly appreciate all my friends helping her out! Click on it and leave her a bunch of comments! thanks! If this link didn't work, I will do it again. Love to you all!
End Of Justin
Deleting My Account
Free Writing
Legend has it that Chuck Norris' beard was God's first creation. From this spawned the man beneath the beard. God then created woman by taking a single hair from the "Red Bearded Warrior's" hair haven. She was a beautiful creature, but nothing less could have been expected having been plucked from such a cluster of hair laden goodness. Soon after a story was told, that she was approached in the garden by a venomous foe, one that could only be stopped once the Walker Texas Ranger Lever was pulled, and once pulled, this serpent was sent to his eternal damnation in the land of Hades. Time and time again Dante's Inferno would erupt and cast forth wave after wave of evil foes, yet they were no match for the Red Bearded Warrior. Eventually Norris sent forth is only begotten son. According to the legend, this child became known as Brett Favre or Jack Bower. It is still unsure as to which, however, after years of Total Gym training each of them has become a formidable warrior in thei
Why is it im new to this site and because I don't have a salute pic which I justfound out today what that was do men think im fake?? Sorry if I have a since of humor and what some call good looks. Sorry you've been burned but that is your issue not mine. Dont judge me off what others have done to you get a life and get over it. Yes Iknow their is fake people and pic stealers out their happen to be someone that this has happened to. No wonder their is so many lonely souls out their. So sad when people arnt willing to look beyond their own issues And men most women dont fall for the sweetie, sexy, babe comment all the time.
Guy Fawkes Poem
Remember, remember, the 5th of November The Gunpowder Treason and plot ; I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason Should ever be forgot. Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, 'Twas his intent. To blow up the King and the Parliament. Three score barrels of powder below. Poor old England to overthrow. By God's providence he was catch'd, With a dark lantern and burning match Holloa boys, Holloa boys, let the bells ring Holloa boys, Holloa boys, God save the King! Hip hip Hoorah ! Hip hip Hoorah ! A penny loaf to feed ol'Pope, A farthing cheese to choke him. A pint of beer to rinse it down, A faggot of sticks to burn him. Burn him in a tub of tar,' Burn him like a blazing star. Burn his body from his head, Then we'll say: ol'Pope is dead.
My Wish
i loved you from afar with all my heart and soul wishing i could be with you as once long ago i was there i long to be sitting next to you as i know thats where i belong by your side and in your heart is where i wish to be forever time i long to hold you through out the night as silently i hear your sad and lonely cries wishing that i could kiss away your tears and hold you close to my heart for all time i wish to feel your soft lips touching mine as we would kiss like never before as our skin finally touches one anothers and i fall into a heavenly place within your arms held tightly within your warm arms my hands will go roaming along your feather soft skin as i know this is where i want to be where i know i belong and am loved i wish i could give you the stars in my soft butterfly kisses as my lips caress your silken skin through out the darkened night if mere words could explain to you the depth of my feelings for you id sing from the mountain t
Help Vets
Veterans Day is November 11, 2006. It will be observed by the Federal Government on November 12th. Bri Guy along with the help of Hooters, in Huntville, Alabama will be delivering thank you cards to the veterans, who are in the V.A. Hospitals. There is a big need for blank thank you cards. We want to make sure that no veteran is forgotten on this day. If you are interested in donating blank thank you cards, for this special and important
I really appreciate all of you who have been good friends. this will be my last week on fubar. i seem to be upsetting everyone whom i talk to. Thanks to those who have been there for me and will miss talking to you all. :)
To ~g@z~
I had to share this.. It made me laugh so hard... See.. he and I were talking about age..I said.. all the girls I hang out with are 19 and 20 year old and all gorgeous girls... and he said.. today's 30 is new 20.. then I told him.. that next they will be calling me granny.. Then he said... you can be my granny anytime! I cracked up laughing... From me to you.. I think ~G@Z~ has a thing for older women... *giggles*
Offering My Services To Fubar Members
I'm a freelance artist offering my services to all you good people on FUBAR. If you need a tattoo design or portraits or even character designs and concept art don't hesitate to contact me! For a reasonable fee I can help create a masterpiece for you. The only limit is your imagination !!!! Here's a link to some of my work: If you like what you see then let me know !!!!! Can't wait to hear back from you!
Thank you to those that replied to my "mumm". I guess maybe I am lazy or just don't want to spend my whole life at computer; a joke, sending out gifts to friends as it appears I have enough points to do that and nothing else to do with my points that I am unsure how I even accumulated them. Guess I will just start sending away or figure out what else I can do with my points in the time I am online. Have a great week! If in Wisconsin, bring on the snow.
I Lick Paint
This is a shoutbox conversation with a dude that rated my profile an 8 and I told him that he was funny as hell. Then he blocked me because I wouldn't block him.... And he still sending messages in my shoutbox but unblock me so I can answer....Some people crack me up! I LICK PAI...: WAVES ->Star: be my guest, doesn't bother me I LICK PAI...: so will you when I block you as well ->Star: you'll get over it i am sure I LICK PAI...: not fucking trying hard enough it seems ->Star: ok hun, i'll try not too I LICK PAI...: dont call me HUN thank you ->Star: not getting it from me, sorry hun I LICK PAI...: I just want a BLOCK plain and simple ->Star: wolf blitzer? ->Star: CNN? I LICK PAI...: you Wolf Blitzer ? ->Star: nah, not into produce I LICK PAI...: why you CNN ? I LICK PAI...: produce ? ->Star: why do you want to be blocked ->Star: i have a few already, any other suggestions I LICK PAI...: I just want a BLOCK I LICK PAI...: want* I LICK PAI...:
Four horses stand and wait For the Lord to open the gate To allow the first throughout the last To carry out our Lord's wrath The First One's coat, white as snow The rider waits to hear the 'GO' His job to conquer, at his desire, He would send many to the fire. The second horse, bright and red, Takes peace from Earth and causes dread. He's given a sword, to cause each man, To take lives as countless as sand. Now the third horse, black as night Is ready for his awesome flight. To him a scale and power is giv'n To ration food of whomever is liv'n The fourth servant, pale as ever His job so horrid, to make you quiver His purpose to cause three-fourths the earth To sing a solemn sorrowful dearth All four are restless, held back by power, Awaiting judgement and the fire; His jealous wrath of sins untold As their story does unfold The white mare turns his head to hear The Lambs command echo through the air "Nowís the time to loose the Fury, These men fo
My Good Friend
My Good Friend by 'RedyFrLuv' I never came to you, my friend, and went away without some new enrichment of the heart; More faith and less of doubt, more courage in the days ahead. And often in great need coming to you, I went away comforted indeed. How can I find the shining word, the glowing phrase that tells all that your love has meant to me, all that your friendship spells? There is no word, no phrase for you on whom I so depend. All I can say to you is this, God bless you precious friend.
I Hate Being Sober
Open Heart Again
Cheaters Red Handed come lend me your ear's for the next 6 hours wwooowwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhooooooooo How To Speak Southern Hah Tu Spek Suthun) ======================= BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck." MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts." IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni." Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!" RANCH - noun. A tool. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck,
My First Blog
I really want to use my blogs as rants really I used to write editorials back in college and was known for my acerbic wit but today instead my first humble offering is more sentimental and personal, my dog is dying. I was raised with dogs and owned one nearly all my life, with the exception of some yrs. in my 20s when I lived in apartments and couldn't have one. One would think that I would be used to a dog dying, but I'm not. Sam, my current dog, is a big fluffy mutt just 4 yrs. old. He used to weigh a robust 98lbs. but alas his dwindled to a skelatal 68. They say Sam has kidney disease and may have been born with geenetically poor kidney's, I think it's from the recent contaminated food because the food I raised him on and he ate every day were part of the recall. The prognosis is not good. Sam was given a 99.9999% chance of dying and so for a week now I've been on death watch. What's really crazy is that I'm in sales, I'm a cold hearted salesman. And yet each day I come hom
A Reason To Not Clean House? Lol
Housework Could Pose Health Hazards, Study Says Content provided by Reuters Monday, November 5, 2007 LONDON (Reuters Life!) - Housework might be bad for your health, according to a study suggesting that tidying up as little as once a week with common cleaning sprays and air fresheners could raise the risk of asthma in adults. Other studies have linked these types of products with increased asthma rates among cleaning professionals but the research published on Friday indicates others are potentially at risk as well. Exposure to such cleaning materials even just once a week could account for as many as one in seven adult asthma cases, the researchers wrote in the American Journal of Respiratory and Critical Care Medicine. "Frequent use of household cleaning sprays may be an important risk factor for adult asthma," Jan-Paul Zock, an epidemiologist at the Centre for Research in Environmental Epidemiology in Barcelona, who led the study, wrote. Asthma is an inflammation o
This Is How I Feel
Cop provisions feed my addictions mistakes I made then I opened up the holes and they crawled in, Now when it's time for the feed they won't let me forget, They ride upon my back and they'll fuck me with their need, My invisible enemies all my monkeys Their coming they're coming their coming they're coming to take me away. Disgusted with my position so submissive I am the only way we get away is give in sharpen up the razors stab the needles into pipes to kill cravings so sick of this in me can't stand the want to need can't get free always got a grip on me There's no use to fight this wrenching tourniquet of deprivation obedience subservience leads to substance Give it to me, give it to me Leave my motivation to chemical dependency no room for patience Don't want it need it come on right now [Chorus voice 2] Everything I've become now is everything I didn't want to be Every time I try to run away I fall on my face they drag me back Every time I try to
Living And Learning
Well i've done a lot of living and learning in the past few months and learned a couple things. FIrst leason is patience. I always want to rush things, whehter it be a relationship, being sucessful or whatever the case may be, i want it and i want it now. But rushing things, i have missed some of life's joys that i will never get back and i end up ruining things in the process. Slowly, im learning to just let things happen and enjoy it as it comes. It may not be the pace i want but the world doesnt revolve around what i want. wish it did though... lol. I also learning how to be mindful how i treat others, the old golen rule. There are people that i have mistreated badly in my life and i never thought to think how i would feel and putting myself in their shoes. I have witness Karma itself come back and bite me in the ass for somethings that i have done in the past and its sucks to say the least... and i deserve it though so im dealing with it... I have a habit of falling for some
Click On Site
A favour to ask, it only takes a minute.... * I * 6 * Y Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on 'donating a mammogram' for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. AGAIN , PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS TO TELL 10
Tell Me Something
So tell me something, what do i have to do to get someone to buy me a happy hour...please let me know and maybe we can work something out! thanks
The Presidents Car
Payneja01 Is An Ass
Rogerlee Pimpout
Doa The Hottest And Sexiest Action Movie Ever
Due to buffering u may need to pause movie for 2 min before watching... it is also broken down into 6 parts for easy viewing enjoy! PART 1 PART 2 PART 3 PART 4 PART 5 PART 6
Fubar Prayer
ok, what's da deal here?!?! Why all da women I might wanna spend time with, get ta know, maybe date or be with gotta live so far away? Why can't there be someone near me for me? This really sux. How am I sposed ta find a decent woman ta spend time( an maybe more) with if there aren't any near me! Sheesh! If anyone happens ta know any, or maybe a suga-mama for me, lol, send em my way. lmao. I'm bored senseless!! I need a woman in my life! A good friend, a lover, a sugar-momma.........anything! Help me, im bored an sufferin from lack-of-p***y, lmao Ok, here goes, ima tell everyone a lil bout me. I am a bisexual married mother of 4. I have 2 girls an 2 boys. I am lookin 4 a g/f that wont mind bein with me an the hubby once in a while but she doesnt have to. Would love to make all kindsa friends 2. I am disabled. I am a very loving, forgiving, understanding person until u cross the line, then i can b the biggest, baddest evil bitch u ever knew. I am willing to b friends with anyone and ev
My Blog!
1. Does anyone know your password to your MySpace? Gilbert might...but I know his; not a big deal. 2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonald's? McChicken sandwich, apple pie and Hi-C orange From Grampa 3. Are you an emotional person? All the fucking time. 4. Does the person you like know that you like them? Yes...he's sleeping next to me right now! 5. Do you like your name? I love my name! 6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Um, Yeah...Can you say Togekiss? 7. What was the last thing you did? Realised that I'm out of sleeping pills so i'll probably be up all night :) 8. Who was the last person you ate with? Evening snacks with Gilbert, Joey, and Jennifer 9. What are you listening to right now? 2 fans blowing a cool breeze. 10. How's the weather right now? Cooler than before! 11. Last person who called you? My momma 12. Last lie you told? I told Joey to suck my penis but I don't have one 13. Last song you sang? I've been s
I Need
I want to say to everyone on my friends ,fan, and family list that im sorry i didnt rate any of you.But i did ,my computer sucks and it takes forever for anything to happen .I have rated everyone on my list's a 10 but im sorry if you didnt get it ..So everyone should know that you are a 10 and i thank everyone for rating me .. OK . Im gettin tired of people not leaving comments on my pix .So PLEASE leave comment on my pix!!!!!!!!!!! Ok guess your not getting it .I dont want you to rate it .I want to know what you think is TABOO .So please tell me what do you think is TABOO..So come on everyone lets hear it .. I want to know what do you think is taboo..So lets hear it .. So please dont rate this anymore ,just tell me what you think is TABOO ....
7 Sure Ways To Repulse A Woman
Observe what she is doing, then walk over and have a conversation about what is going on at that moment. For example, she is in the video store and looking at "The Departed." You can either ask her about the movie and what she knows about it, or if you saw it you can say, "Loved that movie...." and start the conversation from there. Good luck! Tell her what you don't want her to wear. Look at another woman while talking to her. Show her that you have no direction in your life. Be too proud of your qualities. Drink too much or have a serious addiction. Insult her style, friends or family. Use stupid pickup lines like: "Do you want to have sex?" "Can I smell your roses?" "Baby, that's the sweetest butt I've ever seen!" "Hey you, come here.
About Me.
I am currently still living with my husband. We will be separating soon, but unless anyone has 10k laying around I need to stay until we pay off our bills. I will not be dating until I do move out. This could be 3 months, it could be a year. Depends on what money comes our way. I do enjoy talking to people that have SOME kind of IQ over a high school graduate. I'm tired of idiots, and stupidity. I will answer any questions about myself usually, and I find it impossible to lie, and expect the same in return. I'm tired of the "player" mentality. Don't look at me as a piece of ass please, I can see through that shit. Anyway, that sums me up. Any questions, just ask.
Confederate Bombers
Hey everyone, The Watcher needs some help. He is 149,929 points away from Henchman. Letís show him some love! Thanks Everyone! Confederates Rock!!!!!!! This is his Link...
Nightmare On Elm Street Fan Fic
Following the echo of screams, Rancid smells of pain and death. Each thought a jumbled mass of fear Dacning on each labored breath. Dare you enter the blood-red door? Only You know what your next move is. Or do you? Killing is His ecstacy, Run now, if you can. Under every surface his evil presence lurks, Eternal times five sharp blades. Give us a kiss, darling, Every breath you take is his. Run now, yes, if you dare. In every mirror is his face, Shadowed with your fear. Bladed fingers caress your cheek And your shrieks are music to his ears. Come, view the face of Death, Himself, and Know your time of life is at an end. Go home, little one. You're still too young to comprehend. Don't look at the danger that skirts every dream. But you won't listen, will you? You've far too much that need be done. Growing up should be your main concern. Yet past warriors call you to take up their plight, That their sacrifice not be in vain. There's still a war yet to
Pissy Mood Today
my mom and dad are having problems because my dad is spending most of his time talking to one person on the computer so my mom feels she has to compete but she cant say shit to him because my dad isnt exactly a listening type... so she told me and now that im dealing with it she is worried my dad is gonna kick her to the curb but thats been my mom for 15 yrs. my brother and i put her through hell and im sorry 15 yrs of that you dont just walk away and say forget it because its not gonna happen i only have one mom on this earth thats the one having troubles with my dad i dont even claim my biological mom and i just dont know im kinda pissed off and its gonna be fucked up if she does leave because thats like taking candy from a baby they are gonna cry well im gonna cry if she leaves.... so just bare with me i have that and pain right now but i should be ok....
New Yahoo Id
If We Had Sex..... don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow?
Ancient Atomic Wars
Have you ever wondered what all those extra SUV's in a Presidential or VIP motorcade are ?? You know the ones with blackened windows that no one gets in or out of ...... Wonder no more .. They have a 6 barreled 7.62 mm mini guns... They fire over 4,000 rounds per. minute ... The wipers need to be run to remove spent casings when the weapon is firing .. See attached video from the company that makes this happen .. vehicle is also armor plate watch the video Did an ancient advanced civilization exist on Earth? The question is very intriguing and the search for ďevidenceĒ to support a positive answer has intrigued Mankind for many decades Ė if not centuries. Many possibilities have been put forward, from outright statements that Atlantis was a high tech civilization, to the possibility that the Nazca lines might be a prehistoric airport. Rather than an accumulation of various items of evidence that is then subjected to the possibility that it might be
No Good News
"Words To Live By" Current mood: mellow Desiderata Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let not this blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about lo
Thoughts On Life
thoughts on life Last night a 22 yr old young man was killed in a head on wreck west of tye texas. It took me back to when i was 23 and made me realize just how lucky i am to even be here. We go through life looking at just today lets live for today forgetting that God has an ulitmate plan for us all. My family has been very fortunante we have not had a death due to a vechile accident as far as i can remember my brother lanny came very close back in 1986. The doc said that if the board had gone 2mm further into his eye he wouldnt have made it and my Brother Carl got t boned by a drunk driver and now has rods in his leg from it. This boy wasnt so lucky he was prounounced D.O.S. . I look at the accident and look even though i probably never even met the boy it makes me think how much potential he had for his life. Speed limits are there for reasons and thats to prevent things like this from happening. Lives are precious folks so yes live each day to the fullest but search for gu
I Heart Aussies!!!
I already have a pack of part australian dogs, Madd Maxx is one of my all-time favorite movies, and I sorta have the whole " I am of British ancestry and an ex-con" thing goin for me too. ( before the hate mail starts, IT WAS A JOKE !!! ) > > I have a cousin that moved down there, because she met an aussie tourist in the States, visited his home, and fell in love with the country. I hear the crime rate is lower, and its easier to make a living down there. > > With all that being said.... here's the kicker; I have not yet seen an australian woman that I didnt think was hot as hell !!!! All the ones that i have befreinded have great personalities ( hence the befreinding ! ). *****Now, my queerie is this; should I try to visit Australia ( which is highly unlikely to happen, because i have so many financial obligations in the States ), or should I try to find an authentic Aussie hottie here, and try to woo her???? Here's my third option: Would all these beautiful Aussie wo
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this one just came up with a question..what is nascar? response..a car with a bunch of nasties in it? (sorry nascar fans) FUBAR=a place where Fus have drinks Intercourse=opposite of outercourse? menstral=that funny lookin guy with the little gee-tar and sings out of key? Muff dive=hey where'd my ear muffs go? skinny dipping=easy better than fat dippin lol nude? opposite of olde? lol more to cum later YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...... 1.You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi. 2.You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs. 3.You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4.You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company 5.Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister. 6. Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back. 7.You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, 'Bo
Stereotypical Double Standard Still Lives On
Ancient Technology
One of the most enigmatic places on Earth is Easter Island. Situated in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, 1,400 miles from its nearest neighbour, it produced a now extinct civilisation which should not have been able to socially evolve, who built mysterious stone statues that stared out to sea. Why their hundreds of statues were built, no one knows. But so fascinating are they that most people fail to realise that this is not the greatest mystery of the island. ANCIENT SCRIPTS Rather, the Easter Islanders seemed to have the most peculiar writing. Known as Rongo Rongo, it has been found on numerous wooden carvings; and despite decades of research by our cleverest cryptologists, no one has yet decyphered what the writing means. Many thousands of miles away, on the banks of the lower Indus River in Pakistan, stand the ruins of the city of Mohenjo Daro. Built during the enigmatic Harappan civilisation, the entire culture seems to have died out in the early 2nd millennium BC. Hence,
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My bestest friend and the best companion anyone could ever ask for died yesterday. My Dog Sarge- A.K.A Littles, A.K.A The Roe dies yesterday afternoon after falling down a flight of steps. He was diagnosed with Diabetes a tad over 2 weeks ago. He was put on RX food and Insulin. Every morning I got up to give him his medicine and it appeared he was getting better. He went blind over night and his the insulin was not working anymore. He had great spirits and even know he was severly sick he always managed to find his way on this big house to give us kisses and hugz. Yesterday I did a really dumb thing. I put him on the deck like I do every day. I turned around for one second to tell my wife something and we heard a terrible noise followed by screaming. In our Horror we saw our little baby boy bleeding and holding his leg up. We rushed him to an Emergency vet where they immediately put him on Morphine. We prayed for a Miracle but the fates weren't listening this day. My little man
Some friends of mine have started a website. Feel free to check it out. It's all about just being silly and having fun...anonymously! NO MENTION of it on my page my hubby doesn't know about it and I'd like to keep it that way! It's still under construction, but you can see how it's going so far! And keep coming back to see what new pics are posted!!!! Here's the link Tell everyone you know to visit!! Ladies...if you want to join in on the fun...just send a pic and an e-mail to the link on there! What happened to the goth crowd? Is it just meÖor does being goth no longer mean what it used to mean? I've been pondering this since last night. BeazilÖdefinitely a true gothÖhad time to go out last night and headed up to what was once his favorite place to be- The Church. He doesn't get to go very often now. Work schedules have made it difficult. However, in the recent times he's been able to go up t
My Msn
I am the former bass player for Nevers Blessing. I just moved about 110 miles away from them and need to find some new jammin buds.
Well Joe, Guy and I have decided it's best if the Latina Mafia is no more. Only because of all the drama that has happened within the past couple of days. We need to know who wants to truly be a part of this group. We have decided to create a new group, with a new name and new meaning. For the previous Latina members. If you want to stay in the group....let us know. If you don't let us know that as well. The new group will be just for getting to know each other, no bombing or anything like that. We will have meetings that will be up to you if you want to be in those. But just let us know. And sorry the Latina Mafia has to end. But it needs to be done. Thank you all! Danyell So most of you know that our Godfather (Joe) and Godmother (Mari aka Chica) have split up. Well now that has left us to question what is going to happen with the "Latina Mafia". Well right now Joe, Guy and myself are trying to make a decision as to what happens. What I have mentioned to Joe is that I think the n
Green Team
I just wanted to take a minute to say Hi to all of you on this team and tell you that even though you have been placed here;you DO NOT have to remain on this fact it's my sincerest hope that you will go to either the blue or purple team...... If there are extenuating circumstances which have made it hard for you to stand by the bombing rule I hope you will take the time to send me a mail,give me a shout or ask for my yahoo addy so we can discuss this.....or even better we can have a meeting in the family lounge with Corky and Sweetbaby and let them decide how best to help you get back on track... I'm not here to be a hardass,but if you want to know if I am one...the simplest answer is yes... If I give my word I stand by it,but I will also look at all sides of an issue before I give my word on anything.Please know that I will help you,but I expect you to help yourself as well. Thank you for reading this and hopefully you will excell as you know you can. We will bomb
Chitty Chat
well here i am again blogging....its usually about me complaining or venting or bitchn lol so here goes for all of the above ...kidding or not i'm not even sure what to put but i feel like writing ...its 11:11 GO FIGURE god i hate that number makes me think about someone i dont want to.... but yet everyday i do... why has this been so hard to move on... i wish i could just think ok he is gone out of my life never to see him again and everything is fine ...but its not and i dont know why.... I have met an amazing guy who loves me no matter how stupid or annoying i am and i have to say I wouldn't put up with me!!!...He has the most patience and heart i have ever met...and right now i could use his ability to make me calm and set me straight .... But its just me tonight...dealing with my thoughts so thats why i am writing always helps so i was in such a bad mood today i spent 300 bucks on a jacket that i dont need...maybe i should return it...i shop to make me happ
Calling For The Spirits Of The Wolves
I hate asking this but i am about 3000 points shy of leveling . I have some neat pics for wolfs and other If any body would help me ill return the favor , anyway i would appreciated any help. Thankyou Padlocker1969 K.O.W. KINGDOM OF WOLFS.
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November 2007
After talking with a few people over the last few weeks I have come to realise that there are a few things I would like to get off my chest . I understand If you dont agree with me these are my personal feelings and insights but the great thing about this blog is it is not required reading. To me a Dom/Master/Daddy does not have to verbaly command obediance or submission.This is something given to him because of the type of person He is. Through his actions he shows his Slave/Sub/Babygirl/Brat/Princess that he is worth following. He also prises his possesion to the Nth degree. He understands that his slave has given him something that is very valuable and quite frankly very rare. He would never put his possesion in harms way or allow anything to go on that he felt was unsafe. If I was at a play party and someone touched what was mine with out asking first more than likely that person would find himself being taught a very hard lesson on what it is like to submit with out c

Only great minds can read this fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr theltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe . Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! solid gold@ fubar It has recently Come to my attention that there are about 5 different stages for a woman in a mans life. They are supposedly as Follows: Friend Friend with benefits Girlfriend Woman Wife If any women out there can clarify these differences for me plea
We Need Ur Help
this is the 1st lady of the REDNECK MAFIA FAMILY, looking for all those interested to help out or who would even like to join the family.nwe r in the process of getting things together for a soldiers christmas boxes...we now what we r sending now i need some suggestions of which troops to send them to. if u have family members over in iraq and would like for them to recieve a box plz contact me here on fubar so we can get things rolling on our part. just another way to say thank you to them for supporting this great country or ours,, again thank you very much for ur time and again ty for helping those who can not help them selves....have a great week!
Holding My First Contest First Place Is A Vip Or A 7 Day Blast
I am hosting my first contest. First place is a VIP or a 7 day blast your choice. All are welcome to enter. But please NO DRAMA. You can use any Picture you like but it has to be SFW. I will be posting the time and date the contest starts as soon as i have 10 entries or more. Please repost for me so i can get as many people as possible to enter. Thank you.†Prizes:1st~One month VIP or & day blast2and~30,000 fubucks3rd~Big pimping gift†Rules:NO Drama!!! Any one caught downrating and harrassing other contestants will be pulled from the contest.Self comment bombing and families are welcome.† No auto comments or programs to be allowed. All cheaters will be pulled from contest.And most important have fun!!!†This contest is brought to you by†††† FuBaRsLaDyInReD♥CuTeCaNaDiAnGaLô~Fubar wifey of I'm Hip....;)@ fubar Contest starts tonight at 9:00pm Est. Contest will run from Nov 30th until Dec 31st.Just as a reminder these are the rules1. No Drama!!!!2. No downrating or harassing other
Not All Scars Show, Not All Wounds Heal Sometimes You Cant Always See The Pain Someone Feels Its True Im In Depression And My Parrents Have Been Think
About Me
Not all scars show, Not all wounds heal Sometimes you cant always see the pain someone feels Its true im in depression and my parrents have been thinking lately that im suasidle but im not im just in depression and im what some people call Emo Punk some Goth and down rite depressed but i get used to it TESTAMONY WRITTEN BY: CHESTER REESE II 12/23/07 If people knew where Iíve been in this world, They would be scared of me, For a long time nobody could see what it is I see, I had no idea what it was that God wanted me to be, I knew the story of how Jesus gave his life for my very soul, I had no idea that Godís love could make my broken heart become whole, Then one day I came to bad place, a place called Jail, God knew this was the time to show me I was on the way to Hell, Even though I knew the story of Godís love, My heart was still filled with pain, I knew how I was living, I also knew it was in vain, All my life; I never cared about God and his only son, In my
Odds N Ends
This got to me...Talk about a dumb-ass coming onto fubar to check chic's out. Of course he says with me being pregnant I am not sexy! So I was rated a 1. Then he gets hell for it an came back to rate a 10 and then re-rate a 1. :P To the dumb is the screen-shot of what he had stated about me being a military wive vs to him being the military. Doesn't matter that I had served overseas as well. *SHITHEAD* Plus his profile link! JimmyV@ fubar FU-BUCKS are in need for my lovely friend below. She has been stationed with husband overseas. One day I will get the chance to meet her. So if you can spare some FU-BUCKS to help her get a spotlight. It is very hard to come up with that much money those bids are going for!!! *DONT USE PROGRAMS - DONT SPAM - NO CHEATING REFERRALS MANY THANKS IN ADVANCE!!!!!! IF U CAN THROW SOME HER WAY OR EVEN RATE HER STUFF TO HELP HER ALONG FEEL FREE TO TELL THEM "MJ" sent ya!!! :D *MUAH* ~army princess~@ fubar we still have dial up. t
"girlfriend" Application
Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" copy and paste this to a message and fill it out and send it to me 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked crap about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 1
When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of 'empire building' by George Bush. He answered by saying, "Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return." It became very quiet in the room. ****************** Then there was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room saying "Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?" A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers have three hospit
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Lickety's Thoughts
TO ALL MY FU FRIENDS... AS OF 4AM EST ON JANUARY 2, 2008, I AM TAKING A MUCH NEEDED BREAK FROM FUBAR AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE INTERNET FOR A WHILE.. I'VE HAD A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF CHANGES HAPPENING IM MY REAL LIFE OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS AND I NEED TO DEAL WITH THEM AND SORT EVERYTHING OUT.. AT THIS PRECISE MOMENT, I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN I WILL RETURN.. I'M SORRY TO ANYONE WHO HAD UPCOMING FU-WEDDINGS SCHEDULED WITH ME AS I WILL BE UNABLE TO PERFORM THE CEREMONIES FOR YOU.. I NEED TO TAKE THIS TIME AWAY TO BE ABLE TO GIVE MY FULL ATTENTION TO THIS.. HAVE FUN ON THE FU.. ♥LICKETY I'm sorry that I allowed myself to care. I'm sorry that I allowed myself to fall time and time again for your ways. I'm sorry that I trusted you. I'm sorry that I gave you my heart. I'm sorry that I let you break it. I'm sorry that I'm not the wife you think I should be. I'm sorry that you can't talk to me about things. I'm sorry that you have to run to her everytime you have
About Me
My Shoutbox!!!!
my shoutbox is only on for my family... there is such a thing as email and i do try to respond in a timely manner! when i have hundreds of people trying to shout at me, my puter locks up... and i cant keep up with the damn thing! i hate it! i used it way back when i first joined this god forsaken site... and now i dont! email, people, it works! real easy concept! sorry if u feel like im being a bitch, but im gettin too damn old to give a flyin fuck! im not gonna play games with any1 anymore... if u have a problem with anything i just said, there is such a thing as a delete button... i will try not to shed a tear over it...
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> The month before Christmas > > Twas the month before Christmas > When all through our land, > Not a Christian was praying > Nor taking a stand. > > Why the Politically Correct Police had taken away, > The reason for Christmas - no one could say. > The children were told by their schools not to sing, > About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. > > It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say > December 25th is just a 'Holiday'. > Yet the shoppers were ready with cash,checks and credit > Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! > > CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod , > Something was changing, something quite odd! > Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa > In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. > > But as Targets were hanging their trees upside down > At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. > At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears > You won'
Miss You Sargie!
We lost our best friend yesterday. My little baby dog Sarge died yesterday. I am so overcome with grief, I don't know how I will ever get over losing him. He was with us for 7 short years, but those years were filled with so much love and laughs. He gave us unconditional love and even in his last days, he didn't let the blindness or diabetes get him down. My friend fell down the steps and broke his back leg in so many places. Because of his illness, they thought it would be best to let him go to God, so we made that horrible decision and I held him as he passed on. I will always love you my little boy and I am in so much sorrow right now as I look around and see your toys and bones. I am so waiting for you to come into the room, but nothing...just emptiness and you are never coming back... I will forever love you Sargie! Love always, Mommy Shot at 2006-03-04 Shot at 2006-03-04
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Boyfriend Application
Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" copy and paste this to a message and fill it out and send it to me 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked crap about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 1
Some Things I`ve Found On Fubar That I Like.
Have You Ever... Have you ever cried at night, Thinking it was bad, Have you ever lost a love, The only thing you ever had, Have you ever screamed out loud, From pain that you have felt, Have you ever stopped and looked, At pain that you have dealt, Have you ever questioned someone, Of love and if its true, Have you ever really wondered, If they truly feel for you, Have you ever felt abused, Or worried while you wait, Have you ever made a big huge deal, Over someone being late, Have you ever had them leave, And watched them walk away, Have you ever thought of leaving, But could only sit and stay, Have you ever hurt someone, And looked at what you've done, Have you ever been the one that's hurt, And thought that you were the only one, Have you ever loved another, And never told them so, Have you ever tried to tell them, But didn't know how it would go, Have you ever been alone, Where no one else could see, So you sat at home remaining unknown, having no
The Haunted Things
Hey we all hangin out in the haunted an jammin to some good music. come on in an join us!
No rest from the demon within I'm always fighting to be free Battling the forces of evil Now fate has chose my destiny Walking through the fires of the land of the dead I'm between heaven and hell The righteous path is hidden from the wicked and the damned I'm Somewhere between heaven and hell... I am not real without you You are the most important thing in my world And you complete me Just to know that you exist gives me hope and a purpose My heart beats for you alone and I will forever keep you safe I am enraptured with the responsibility of securing your eternal bliss But should you ever hurt, I am resolved to heal you And though I would die should I ever cause your pain I would prove my true forgiveness until you trusted me again I am not perfect, but I exist for you To stand with you when you are right To understand you when you are wrong My arms will always be open for you to come home to I will encase you with my soul, unquestioning, and make us bot
Levelin Members
levelin today first member about 4000 now, then Xminister about 1000 and to finish littlemen 9700 points
You know its a damn shame when someone comes here to relax and have fun, get away from the real hate filled world, and instead get trashed by others who must not have very much self esteem of their own. I dont really care if i get any responses but i do care that one of my best friends felt the need to remove himself from a competition because of nasty people. Grow up this isnt grade school! Remember what goes around comes back and bites ya in the Ass! Scotty I love ya babe!
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ok i figured i would take some time to just rant about some things that are bothering me. like for one my sister in law was in a good mood all day because her niece mia was born, but after she woke up she has been a complete bitch to me and im scared to even go into the same room. I am a nice person until i get pissed off and right now i am pissed and hurt and just not sure what to do. for the second thing my fiance and i have not been getting along at all. we hardly talk and when we do all we mainly do is fight so i dont know what i am doing wrong to make everyone want to fight with me or not be with me but its driving me crazy. but before i start crying or get really upset im going to stop writing it may be better that way why does everyone have to take it upon themselves to make fun of others just because they are diffrent. It pisses me off that just bc i talk diffrent from someone else bc of where i was raised that im gonna get riddiculed for it. I have lived in the country
Contest Making Me Crazy
Thank you so much everyone for helping me on this contest. As you all can see It's making me crazy. Needless to say I will never let another person talk me into a contest again. When it ends on November 10th I'll be back to normal again (whatever that may be, lol) I know all of you who have helped thank you so much I'll make sure i rate all of your stuff when it's all done. If I had not put more money into it then the prize I would of dropped out but Mark the one giving the contest keeps asking me to stay. It's a close one, it's between me and one girl, we are always 1000 behind or ahead on each other. Needless to say I will be doing bombing until then. Please bear with my my awesome friends. I promise not to put you thru this crap again!!! Bloody insane MINA
I'm planning a trip to Australia in January with a buddy of mine. We are spending a few nights in Sydney then we are renting a car and driving up the coast to the Great Barrier Reef. Does anyone have information about places along the way.. or if there is some place we should checkout?
Women Work
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.
sorry if i keep on hurting you sorry if you don't like the things i say or do sorry if with you i always put up a fight sorry i just can't do anything right sorry if i'm way far from being an angel except compared to an angel from hell sorry if you think my excuses are lies sorry if it's so difficult quiting my vice sorry if i'm not too understanding sorry for all the headaches and pain i bring sorry if often it's hard for me to swallow my pride sorry if often i'm too blinded by anger to see your side sorry if i'm so complicated sorry i keep making you feel frustrated sorry i can't fight back the tears sorry if i keep you away from your peers sorry if i always complain about you not meeting my expectations sorry if sometimes i can't fight all these temptations sorry if i seem like a joke to you sorry if i don't appreciate all those sweet things you do sorry if i keep on repeating the same mistakes sorry i say stupid things and i can't find the break
California Fires Cool new game, kinda strange setup tho. I'm on the transition of jobs. From Navy electrician, to Army Military Police. It's really odd to change so drastically after more than 8 years. But it's a completely new realm of statifaction knowing you've found the job you finally enjoy every day. Yay.... Or is that what I should be saying? Seems everyone has an opinion on things they have zero expiriance with. Got the word. I'm headed for the exciting land of Iraq. So what now?
Survey's And Stuff Like That
LACK EYES People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy/girl you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with people that live far away and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love only that one girl/guy. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. ______________
A Poem
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Today's Message of the Day: Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably... Never regret anything that made you smile.
Need A Partner!!
Cowboys Vs Eagles Game Recap
GAME RECAP: COWBOYS 38 - EAGLES 17 Cowboys Ground Eagles In Dominating 38-17 Win The Cowboys continued their winning ways as they crushed the Eagles 38-17 in Philadelphia. It was only their 2nd win in 9 tries in Philly. It all started with the first snap of the game, and the Cowboys never looked back from there. On the very first play from scrimmage, Marcus Spears and DeMarcus Ware sacked Donovan McNabb and forced a fumble that Bradie James recovered at the Eagles 37 to put Dallas in business right off the bat. It wouldn't take long for Romo to capitalize off the turnover. On the 6th play of the drive, Julius Jones ran a draw play right up the middle from 2 yards out to give the Cowboys an early 7-0 lead. The Eagles responded immediately though. McNabb led the Eagles on an 8-play drive that ended in a 3-yard Brian Westbrook touchdown to tie the game up at 7. From there on out, it was all Dallas. On the next Cowboys drive, Romo once again led his team down the field
If There's One...
If there's one face I want to see, so beautiful, so true, one smile that makes a difference, to everything I do. If there's one touch I long to feel, one voice I long to hear, whenever I am happy, or just needing someone near. If there's one joy, one love, from which I never want to part, it's you, my very special love, my world, my life, my heart. All my love, Michael
THE CONTEST WILL END THE 21ST AT NOON!!!! I am hosting a contest for the best smile! I would like 10 people to enter! Please no drama, no down rating! The contest will run for two weeks once I have 10 people! rates are worth one and so are comments self bombing is allowed! 1st place will win a 7 day blast 2nd place will win a 3 day blast 3rd place will win a 1 day blast I will send out an e-mail with the link to your pic if you enter 24 hours before the start of the contest!
Hey Bartender
Mixing alcohol with energy drinks such as Red Bull is like 'mixing cocaine with heroin', a drugs expert had claimed. Don Serratt, founder of British drug treatment centre Life Works, said mixing extreme quantities of the stimulant caffeine with the depressant alchol was 'a very dangerous cocktail'. He was responding to a study which found young adults were twice as likely to be hurt and require medical attention and twice as likely to travel with a drunk driver if they had the cocktail, than those who did not mix their drinks. Read more... * The ladette effect puts 40% more children in rehab for alcohol abuse In the first study of its kind, American researchers questioned 4,271 students from 10 U.S. universities about their drinking habits and the consequences. They found, compared to those who did not mix caffeine and alcohol they had almost double the risk of being taken advantage of sexually. In a typical drinking session, they drank up to 36 per cent more t
I'm Back!!!!
hey everybody i'm back!....use to be "evil666"....account was deleted!!!! me get back "in rank".....thanks!
The Kings Palace come check the kings castle... and maybe become a lounge member... hope to see ya there sometime
One More Week
I am being Auctioned off! Bids start at 25000, im really curious to see who bids! Here is my link: Thank you all very much! xoxoxoxoxoox Here is what im offering: rates on all pics and stash during happy hour, family list status for one month, crushed for one month, owned my name for one month. one salute, and if the bid is over 50 cash value, an nsfw salute, if the bid is over 75 cash i will fu marry
Alone in the dark I sit. Wondering when I will be rescued. A sliver of light shows .... but quickly leaves. Love is an emotion that will never be felt for me. Destined to be alone, I sit in my lonely state, wondering where I went wrong. Forever the joke, never taken serious. Always a toy, never loved..... black describes my mood. it fits my life. wandering from place to place, no place to call home. my heart breaking more each day. do you see me? am i here? did i disappear and now you cant see me? stab me in my chest, let me go. return my heart to me so i may be free again. free to find love again. free to soar in the sky. free to be loved again. or hold me close and love me. either way, please stop ignoring me!
Contests And Giveaways!
Thanks to my new friends * bbG * ĀôbbGĀô@ fubar and *Steph* Stephanie Lynn@ fubar I am entered into the BIGGEST GIVEAWAY ever on Fubar!!! I need 25,000 comments to win a 3 month VIP from them and have 4 weeks to do it! Whew! I am going to need all of the help I can get on this one, so please please please stop by and help me out a bit. So please click on my pic below and head on over to drop a few comments pretty please. By the way, the hostesses do not require and add or fan or even a rate but try to show them some love as well for being such sweet hostesses! Click on Pic to comment/rate/ BOMB the hell out of me!!!! Thanks everyone! I had also asked to be enetered into another giveaway and they both answered at the same time, so here is the link to my other bombing event. Please don't forget to give Mr. Tourette his proper dues as well! He is a wonderful friend and is who gave me my first VIP and I hold him very dear to my heart! *hugs* Than
Big Daddy
Stupidity For Popularity
Another Monday
Im not a perfect giirl. My haiir dosen't always stay iin place, and I spiill thiings a lot. I'm pretty clumsy and sometiimes I have a broken heart. My friiends and I sometiimes fiight and maybe somedays nothiing goes riight. But when I think about iit and take a step back I remember how amaziing liife truely iis and that maybe, just maybe I liike being UnpErfEct!!! If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite
i got yahoo. hit me up if u all wanna chat. - e-mail evildarklordpaul - yahoo id TAG??? YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X"" FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this Send this 2 at least 5 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!! ....oooO............... .....(....)................ ......)../....Oooo..... .....(_/.....(...)........ ..............(_/......... ........................... ......oooO............... .....(....)................ ......)../....Oooo..... .....(_/.....(....)....... ...............)../........ ..............(_/......... ........................... ......oooO............... .....(....)................ ......)../....Oooo..... .....(_/.....(....)....... ...............)../........ ..............(_/......... ........................... ... I WAS ............. .......... HERE .....
I am appalled at the actions of men in this world. There was a recent situation I was witness to. A very dear friend of mine was being treated poorly and being mentally abused. I told her to come to my home and think it over on a clear head. She managed convince him to let her come and when she got here she told me the situation in person. I listened attentively and was disgusted at what I heard. I told her that she could stay with me as long as she needed and to think it over thoroughly and not make any hasty decisions. She spoke with this man for three days, in which this man did nothing but accuse her and blame her for things wrong in his life.. I kept quiet until he decided to blame her for something extremely personal and made her cry. I told her to go take a hot shower and i decided to try to talk some sense into him. We went back and forth and the conversation became ugly , but all for the reason that he refused to see that he did anything wrong at all. He would hide behind the
Poems I Wrote
anger is my own best friend.. embraced by hate.. consumed by my own rage.. I burn.. slowly building agony.. the pain is the only emotion i feel.. use to bleed to feel alive.. now only numbness left. nothing left to fill this void inside.. the endless sleep.. wishing you would just die.. maybe it would justify this reason i cry.. heartless is the one who claimed to love.. guess it should be of no surprise you were nothing but lies.. my anger will burry me alive.. but at least i'll survive.. burying the memory of you deep inside.. bitter† sconred† angry† alone heartbroken† cold ashamed of what i've become... Screaming into my silence slowly I turn into a monster of hate.† Your body so willing you give up to me .† You dirty boy and your love for the dead. † How he craves how I hunger for a taste of him. Eyes blood shot my body aches with the pain. Knowing†I'll ruin your life boy. Yet you still hang around. You're a dirty boy with a love of the dead. † Gr
My Baby's First Trip To The Beach!
Steven At Pawley's
Am I In Love Again?
Why I'm Proud To Be British...
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish Kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything Foreign. Oh and...... Only in Britain ... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance! Only in Britain ... Do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain .. Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Britain ... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain .. Do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain ... Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have 'call waiting' so we won't miss a ca
Something Not Sure.
You may say i am crazy, but i am really a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios. life is too short, laugh when u can, apologize when u should, and let go of what u cant change, Love deeply and forgive quickly. when you least expect it someone walks into your life and makes you smile. When I say "don't worry about it, I'm good" †I'm really not. †But hey, don't worry about it, I'm good. Are you ready? Aye Aye captain i cant hear you aye aye captain ohhhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under the sea NO ONE THANKS TO B.P. :( R.I.P. SPONGE BOB ~ A strong woman knows she has strength enough for her journey, but a woman of strength knows that it is in her journey where she will become strong. ~ SING -Everybody together now- If you're happy and you know it, share your meds! People twist the simplest of things into something so dramatic, then act so righteous about it. †Failed attempts at superiority becomes funny after awhile. is going to shove her head in the freezer! I love it when i
I Won't Vote For Him!
Enough Is Enough!!
ok, this is it!! I have HAD IT!! Normally I am a pretty nice person. I WILL help people, I WILL talk to people. I WILL add people. I usually do not blow up at things in here. However, there are a couple things that I want known to everyone right now. If you think I am a Bitch after reading this, then so be it. The first subject I want to point out LOUD AND CLEAR as I am SO FUCKING SICK OF IT, I AM READY TO EXPLODE! DO NOT FUCKING TELL ME WHO I CAN OR CANNOT TALK TO, BE FRIENDS WITH, LEAVE COMMENTS FOR, PUT IN MY FAMILY, ETC. ETC. ETC I HAVE TRIED TO BE NICE, HOWEVER YOU, AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, JUST DON'T GET IT. SECONDLY, IF I POST A BULLETIN FOR A FRIEND, DO NOT, I REPEAT. DO NOT GIVE ME SHIT ABOUT IT....GO TO THE SOURCE...... FUCK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE ON HERE??? SO TO THE BULLETIN PERSON,,,,BACK THE FUCK OFF.....NOW!! AND MR. CA. YOU CAN GO ELSEWHERE TOO.....AS I HAVE HEARD ALOT, AND I MEAN ALOT ABOUT YOU, SO DON'T TALK ABOUT FRIEN
Life To Short To Waste It Here
Poppin My Fubar Cherry
Guy Fawkes/bonfire Night...
November 5th is known as "Bonfire Night" or "Guy Fawkes Night", and all over Britain people fire off fireworks, light bonfires, and burn effigies of Guy Fawkes. Guido Fawkes was an Englishman who, in popular legend, tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament with barrels of gunpowder. He was caught, imprisoned, tortured on the rack, and finally executed, as we'll see. 400 years ago, Guy Fawkes was a co-conspirator in the "Gunpowder Plot" of 1605 in England. He and his cohorts decided to blow up the both Houses of Parliament in London and kill King James I upon the inaugural opening of the Parliament, and succeeded in smuggling several barrels of gunpowder into the basement of the Parliament. This "Gunpowder Plot" occurred two years after King James I (of the "King James Bible" fame) ascended to the throne. A group of English Catholics, of which Guido Fawkes was a member, decided to kill the King because it was felt he had reneged on his promises to stop the persecution of Catho
Furby Bring Furby home ... Click here Furby toy is very Intelligent that it can show expressions, curiosity, joy and more reactions. For the first time ever, Furby features "Emot-o-tronics" - true emotional responses.this toy is for kids who are six year old and above. A Furby (plural: Furbys, as claimed by Tiger. Co., instead of the Standard English Furbies) is an electronic toy, more specifically, a robot, made by Tiger Electronics which went through a period of being a "must-have" toy following its launch in the holiday season of 1998, with continual sales until 2000. Furby sold 1.8 million units in 1998 and 14 million units in 1999, and altogether in its three years of original production, Furby sold over 40 million units, and its speaking capabilities were translated into 24 languages. Furbys were the first successful attempt to produce and sell a domestically-aimed robot. A newly purchased Furby starts out speaking entirely Furbish, the unique language that all Fu
Fed Up!!
I am angry because they wont leave us alone I am angry because you wont tell them too. I am angry because they think they can have you I am angry because you wont tell them they can't. I am angry because they get more of your attention. I am angry because you give it to them. I am angry because they don't care we are together I am angry because you don't seem to either. I am angry because they will never love you like I do I am angry because you don't know just how much I do love you.
Lisa's Interests
Hey wimp Thank you for getting my profile pic marked not safe for work. I guess you wouldn't know what is safe since you don't work. Watch out or i will mark you not safe for the internet.
Working On It
Hi thank's for looking in.I am a singel retired truckes and mate off the river boats,i am interesed in camping,and some traveling.i am loving this site and i make morphs.if u have two pic or more u like done i can do that,.i am 5/5 and long hair and beard,i am alway interested in making friends so give me a shout check me out and well go from there,ty very much for reading this.have a great day.and this is the time where i live,so when i post time for any thing this is the time where i am so u can see it and figuer out the time where u are from it this is the time at my house so u all know when i say noonu can look here and see the time here
Guy Fawkes & Bonfire Night
It was intended to be the beginning of a great uprising of English Catholics, who were distressed by the increased severity of penal laws against the practice of their religion. The conspirators, who began plotting early in 1604, expanded their number to a point where secrecy was impossible. The group included Robert Catesby, John Wright, and Thomas Winter, the originators, Christopher Wright, Robert Winter, Robert Keyes, Guy Fawkes, a soldier who had been serving in Flanders, Thomas Percy, John Grant, Sir Everard Digby, Francis Tresham, Ambrose Rookwood, and Thomas Bates. Percy hired a cellar under the House of Lords, in which 36 barrels of gunpowder, overlaid with iron bars and firewood, were secretly stored. The conspiracy was brought to light through a mysterious letter received by Lord Monteagle, a brother-in-law of Tresham, on October 26, urging him not to attend Parliament on the opening day. The 1st earl of Salisbury and others, to whom the plot was made known, took steps leadi
I arrived on this site a year ago,the fact that most of you wanted to presume that I was here under false pretenses,as I very well know Cyberspace has a significant population of lurkers,deviants and people that have basic interaction problems,it can be placed on a great emphasis. privacy is a Vidal and valid concern,please do not take me to be uneducated.I have studied Cyberspace social interaction. The internet creates a setting for anonymity to happen,and 2nd,there is no accountability through this type of communication. The use of deception is not uncommon here,pretending to be someone you are not is misleading to the person you're communicating with.there for you have the misfortune of the internet,allowing people to experiment with their identity,with a few strokes of a keyboard people can change their gender,often gender switching involves men taking the identity of a women. The internet makes what is ahead of me very easy to do,yet very painful in my heart for the fact tha
Rhonda Aka Rara
I can't say enough good things about Rhonda! She has to be the sweetest person on Fubar. We met when a mutual friend of ours crowned us the sweetest of his friends. Rhonda and I ran with it and came up with "JC's Sweetest Twins". And once we got to know each other better, we started calling each other "Sis". Rhonda is very caring and compassionate. She loves to make people happy, and she succeeds in doing so. Even when I'm down, she can cheer me up in no time at all. Rhonda is a great listener, and if you are her friend, she has your back 24/7. We have gone through some very rough times together, and she has always been there for me. I hope she knows that I will always be there for her! Please go check her out if she isn't already on your friend list. You won't regret it! Rhonda aka "RaRa"@ fubar Love ya, Sis!!
nevermind ................about what i said and shit..... i am just lettin everyone on my list know that my girl will have this account.....
My Life
im in my first contest, im up against 5 ppl for a 3 day blast could you plz help here is the link
Travelog Of A Madwoman
...just to say farewell. I'll be gone for a month and then I'll be back. My access will be intermittent at best, and I'll use whatever signal I can find to drop a line from time to time to see how things are going. To allay some concerns: No, I'm not moving. I'm going on vacation. Yes, I'll be back. You can't get rid of me that easily! I'm headed to Missouri for a bit of rest from the chaos of this past year, so that with any luck this coming year will prove smoother. X-Posted to other places... (Some of you know where)
I Guess ?
What is the best thing that ever came out of a man's penis? ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ It's wrinkles.....LMAO
Warning For Men
You have been warned! Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortu
How I Feel
Misty My name is Misty I am but three My eyes are swolleen I cannot see I must not be loved for I am punished by cigarette burns I must do right I can't do wrong or else I'm locked up all day long When I wake up I'm all alone the house is dark my folks aren't home Im really just an expensive joke no more no less then speed or coke Be quiet now! I hear the car my dad is back from Charlie's Bar I hear him curse my name he calls I squeeze myself against the wall on my bed its too late his face is twisted into hate I feel the pain again and again Oh dear God please let it end My name is Misty I am but three last night my father murdered me.... First kiss when u kissed me my whole body shook i didnt know what to do i didnt know where to look i gently closed my eyes and put my hands on ur face and i felt my heart start to race we looked at each other and smiled in bliss because u were my first real kiss *Near to the door* *he paused to stand* *as he t
Holy Moly
Can You Tell Me?????
1. have we kissed? 2. Do you want to?: 3. What would you like our relationship to be?: 4. Have we dated?: 5. Did you like it?: 6. Do you want to date?: 7. Are we close friends?: 8. Would you be here if I needed you?: 9. Are you attracted to me?: 10. Mentally, sexually, or both?: 11. Do you love me?: Appearance Do you like my- 12. Face?: 13. Eyes?: 14. Lips?: 15. Body?: 16. Arms?: 17. Legs?: 18. Clothes?: 19. Ass?: 20. Hands?: 21. Hair?: Do think I'm- 22. Sexy?: 23. Beautiful?: 24. Hot?: 25. Cute?: Personality Do you think I'm- 26. Crazy?: 27. Nice?: 28. Fun to be around?: 29. Funny?: 30. Annoying?: Would you.. 31. Share chocolate with me?: 32. Spend a weekend with me?: 33. Alone?: 34. Hook up with me?: 35: Do me?: 36. Care if I ran away?: 37. Care if I died?: 38. Miss me if I left?: 39. Hang out with me?: What would you do if.. 40. I kissed you?: 41. You found out I was missing?: 42. Yo
Dr Strangelove
Please check it out:
So I've been waiting about a week to watch this tiger program on Animal Planet and now I see it's actually the beginning of Tiger Week..woooot! :D
Who Am I?
Who am I you ask. I am an author, two books due out in February. One out right now, guessed it The Mortal Vampire. The remake of it will be out at the end of February. What more do you want to know? Just ask!
hey everyone, thank you for everything. my folder is now open
This is dedicated to my Dad whom i lost on 02.08.07....I just wanna say that I think i lost him and now i realise what was the importance of having him in our lives. I could never be a good son to you Dad and am sorry for that, i just made everyone think that you only used to be angry with me all the time, but never told anyone how much you love me. There were strange ways in which you used to show your love to me and i know that very well, just that it took so much time for me to understand all that, and now that i do, it's too late and i will never forgive myself for not being there most of the times when you needed me , i am so sorry for that and in know that it;s too late for me to realise all this coz now you are gone . But now atleast you are at the safest and the most peaceful place ever , and right next to God. You don;t have to anymore face the physical , mental and any other kind of pain that there is on this earth. But yes we will all never be able to get over the pai
Pain Without Love
When Decent People Get Screwed Over, This Is The Result!
When decent people get screwed over, this is the result! A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don ' t know already, is a very expensive store; i.e., they sell your typical $8.00 T-shirt for $50.00. Let ' s let them have it! THIS IS A TRUE STORY! My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe In Dallas, and we decided to have a small dessert. Because both of us are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the "Neiman-Marcus cookie." It was So excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe, and the waitress said with a small frown, "I ' m afraid not, but you can buy The Recipe." Well I asked how much, and she responded, "Only two fifty - it ' s a Great deal!" I agreed to that, and told her to just add it to my Tab. Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the Neiman-Marcus Charge was $285.00! I looked again, and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf. As I glanced at t
Bowling I've been bowling for about 20 years and I always bowled thru injury. I jus went thru major ankle surgery (re-attaching the achilles tendon) in Sept. 2006 incredibly I'm back to bowling earlier then I should be in the end of Jan. 07. My avg. before the surgery was 205, now I'm at a avg. of 187 dont ask me how. I guess my never quit and never let anything keep me down attitude got the best of me. The surgery i went thru I would not wish it on anyone thats how bad it was. The thoery behind this is u can do anything if u put ur mind to it.
Sicker Then I Thought
so, tuesday I left work early cause I was not feeling very good. Wednsday I called out cause I was still feeling ill. Thursday morning I woke up with an awful pain in my ribs on the right side. I had been getting this pain pretty often if I eat spicy or fatty foods the night before and it goes away with in an hour or so. This time...5 hours later I finally decided "Okay, Chris...Take me to the ER" Not even 30 mins of being at the hospital they were talking about taking my galbladder out. I went in for an ultrasound and sure enough I had 2 stones. one was lodged in one of the ducts connecting to my pancreaus. So, They moved me into a room and pumped me full of anti-biotics and I had surgury on friday. they let me come home on Saturday. normally you can be released the same day as surgury but my white blood count was still elevated and I was running a temp. besides that, they were worried about bleeding and had a drainiage tube out my side. So, Saturday they released me home
Good Facts!!!
The most useless thing to do ... ........Worry The greatest Joy....................... ........Giving The greatest loss.................Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work............. ...Helping others The ugliest personality trait......................Selfishness The most endangered species...................Dedicated leaders The greatest "shot in the arm"..................Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome......... ....Fear Most effective sleeping pill........... ...Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease..... ....Excuses The most powerful force in life.............. ........Love The most dangerous pariah.................................A gossiper The world's most incredible computer... ...The brain ! The worst thing to be without...................Hope The deadliest weapon.... The tongue....... The two most power-filled words..............."I Can" The greatest asset.............. ...Faith The most worth
Only 12,760 To!
Okay people, so I know more people read blogs than bulletins so I thought I would post a bulletin. I want to level so I can add some more pics. Can someone out there help me level. Hell, could someone pimp me out. I will personally make a salute for whoever helps me out the most and will send the salute to you as well as post it in my pics once I level.....PLZ HELP ME! ~*krazymomma21*~ Add me, fan me, rate me, sign my guestbook..I'll return the love!@ fubar
The History Of 'aprons'
The principal use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath, but along with that, it served as a potholder for removing hot pans from the oven. It was wonderful for drying children's tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears . From the chicken coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks, and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warmingoven. When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids. And when the weather was cold, grandma wrapped it around her arms. Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow, bent over the hot wood stove. Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron. From the garden, it carried all sorts of vegetables. After the peas had beenshelled, it carried out the hulls. In the fall, the apron was used to bring in apples that had fallen from the trees. When unexpected company drove up the road, it was surprisin
Proud To Be An American
Dear Civilians "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their a**. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their a**. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their a**. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms
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My Feelings
have you ever cared for someone who didnt care for you that you would give the world to see her dreams come true but the more you care for her the worse she makes you feel the more you think of her the more you cry yourself to sleep thats how I am right now I care for someone who makes me feel like I dont amount to a thing that no matter what I do or say its never good enough it hurts so bad
Some People Just Don't Know When To Quit.
Jokes And Stuff
THE PENIS STUDY The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they Concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was To give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their Own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that The reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more Pleasure during sex. Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own Study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of Beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off And hitting himself in the forehead. Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this............ A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to con
Nosey People
most people on here i don't mind looking at profiles but when you are going to be nosey with an ex and his new interest there is a problem. you know who you are. i am sorry you are not together and things could not work out, just like i am sort of sorry my ex and i did not work out, but i do not scope him or ask a zillion questions about who he is talking if anyone. he is moving on if we don't work out so be it, but you can not check everyone he will talk to when you are not together. i hope you can come to terms with your seperation and move on.
Losing someone close to you makes it so hard because where ever you are there will be a time when you will need them. It may be a hug, it maybe just to talk to or just having fun with. But surely as life goes on they will always be in your heart listening to every word that you say. They have never been gone because they will always be with you in your memories and in your heart. In every change that you experience in life, there will be times when you'll wonder if you can endure. But you'll learn that facing each difficulty one by one isn't so hard. It's when you don't deal with a situation that it sometimes comes back to confront you again. Changes are sometimes very painful, but they teach us that we can endure and that we can become stronger. Everything that comes into your life has a purpose, but the outcome is in your hands by the action you take. Be wise with your life, be willing to endure, and always be willing to face life
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Leave Me If Thats What It Takes To Make U Happy
If your heart was truly mine there would be no false comunication wit me .there would be no lies told to protect me from the harsh truth. why is it my reality has been broken why is it that my heart is the one that is broken . am i the only one in this relationship that gives a damn . I try an try but u push me aside tryin to get what u want . Not that i care any more about what u say . I care for u an i love you . Your oppions mean more to me then my friends an family an yet it seem the opposite for you . Why is it my life is distroyed an i have to rebuild it . You can break my heart but i am the one that gets to pick up the peices . You think a simple sorry is all it takes to make it all better . I forgive u time an time again . I dont knoe how much more i can take . Tell me whats really goin on . Tell me if u wanna leave me . Becaus if leavin makes you happy then go . if that is truely what u want then gets a stepin but dont tell me u love me an that we would allways be together if
" This Is For Lil Paige And Mom Helen "
James' Game Of The Week
Guess my Favorite Color and win a prize!....Send it in a message to me! I'll tell u if your right or close.
Just A Little Rant
Today, november 4th, 2007, I had a nice little chat with someone who will go unnamed. but You all can thank HIM for any reluctance i may or may not have. gotta love the assholes! after trying to explain to me shit i ALREADY am aware of, and, as a matter of fact i tried explaining i was already aware of said ways of Fu...he proceeded to be an ignorant little snot who... and i quote.. told me he could see my tits and ass on the new photo's page, but couldnt get to them in my private folder. well no shit? i dont have him on my family thing. if i wanted him to see the full fucking pics i would have added him. so he had to go on and on about how he 'didnt care' about the photos, but that he 'just wanted me to know'. lol! anywhoo. it goes like this now. DONT ask to see the yum-yum folder. IF i want you to see it i'll offer it. if you ask? i'll tell you no. assholes abound, it seems, and cant seem to keep their thoughts, opinions, idiotic tendencies, to themselves.
You Know You Wanna
Hi all.. Come on.. You know you wanna.. come in.. hang out with the MOSH PIT HOTTTIES and listen to great music.. and have some real fun... Just click on the link below and enter the PIT!! - Get Your Own Hope to see you there.. KISSESS!!! Oh and tell them.. Cassie sent you.. :) Click the link below.
Leaving Fubar
I am pretty sure as of 11-9, I am leaving fubar. Its just not that exciting, it seems to be nothing more than people that are super caught up in numbers, "give me comments", "add me"(so I can never even talk to you, and if you send me a message, I wont reply), people striving to get over 1000 friends... WTF?? why does anyone need over 1000 friends? You cant possible talk to them all, guess I may be selfish, but if your on my list, I would expect you to know who I am, and to want to talk at some point. I have been to the other sites (myspace, stickam) and decided they were nothing but a bunch of young kids, and they those sites just wasn't for me, then I found this site and thought hmm, a more mature crowd, not really, just older people. I do not mean this of everyone in here, but in general, for a majority. I realize 95% of the people on my list wont read this, and the 5% that will, are already on my yahoo list, but if you would like to keep in contact, I can be reached on yahoo at hoc
Love Til The End
He grabs the razor blade, presses it to his skin. I love you he cries out.. no answer. He slowly starts to drag it down his arm. I love you he again cries out... still no answer... He pushes harder as he drags it, making a small cut.. The blood starts to run down his arm onto the floor. drip by drip the blood forms a puddle, he stops for a minute and cries out again.. I love youuuu.. still no answer He pushes it deeper ad harder, More blood starts to flow. My girl left me but i cant let her go. With his finger he spells her name in blood, Below it says I love you.. as he finishes himself off.......
Alone to cry Alone to laugh Alone to smile Alone to frown Alone to live Alone to die Alone to wander Alone to discover Alone to learn Alone to live Alone in pain Alone in hurt Alone in joy Alone in the morning Alone in the night Alone in the afternoon Alone in this life Alone in this world Alone in boredom Alone in knowledge Alone in this state Alone with people Alone at work Alone right now Alone when I was born And alone when I will die Alone walking through life Without any pride How can you be satisfied Living your life like you do When you know there is some one out there Who could really use a friend like you No one will know how I live No one will know who I am No one will ever get to know me Because I am destined to spend my life alone I am always alone. Itís no fun to be alone To do everything on your own To live with no recognition To share my pride with no one Wanting to have someone To live my life with But for now I will continu
Contest At Bbg's
I need help everyone!!! i am in a contest. I need to 25,000 comments to get a 30 day blast.... please click on the link below to get there.... any help would be appreciated. i will do the same for all my friends that ask. hugs to all Kat ok my pic moved to steph's page. for those that can help me please click on the link. ty so much!!! Kat
New Father
I am a new father now for 5 months and I want to say that it is absolutely the most amazing thing I have ever experienced. You may see pics of her in here and see more later. It is because of how proud I am of her.
Loner(prisoner Of Time)
Everyone always talks about me, They say they dont like me. Does anyone actually know me? People say that they know my kind, A freak whos out of his mind. Does anyone actually know me? I'm just a loner a prisoner of time...
Mourning A Freind
Hi all Just wanted to let you all know that my aunts best friends brother killed himself on Saturday 11/3/2007 and I am not sure how to take it any suggestions would be nice
My Nanowrimo Blog! page) Chapter One Sabrina. Cold. Wet. Very windy. No weather for a cat. Home. Lights. Run. Thunk! Meooooowch! Pain! Huh? I see the light. Run. Thunk! Again? Why? Back to steps. Now what? Mew. Help? Mew Hands. Flying. Warm Thing. Warm. Drying. Nice. Zzzzzzz, The tall, athletic girl looked at the sleeping feline and shook her head. Definitely a dim bulb in the chandelier, if not the dimmest. Glass was simply a foreign concept to the ball of fluff, and at least a half dozen times, she had seen the silly thing bash itself against the windows. The sole survivor of a rough birthed litter, Sabrina was a sweet little thing, but honestly, probably was not going to make a very good familiar. Which was going to make the school year a rough one for the teenager. Once again she mentally kicked herself for being a bleeding heart. Fortunately, familiars weren't a crucial part of this year's curriculum, but either Sabrina smartened up or she was
Sign My Guestbook, Please
You People Know Who You Are
If you are one of those people who never responds to emails or shouts, then most likely you are a self-richeous peice of shit. Call me an asshole or w.e. but I dont like you and you should probably not send an invite to me or accept one if ive sent it to you. Im not on here to have a million friends that i dont talk to. Not here to enter a popular slut contest. So if it ends up being you i will probably delete you after a while.
Tat Contest
Slow Tears
I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those hazel eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved you look at me with a confusion I have never seen slowly pull me towards you and wipe the tears from my cheek
Still So Far
My mind still keeps those words, And palms still remember that touch, My heart remembers the care and love, Love...and felt it slipping away, slowly away, My heart reached out to you, Trying to catch your hand, In the net that was my soul, My feet patted the ground, Scampering, trying to catch up, But the fog of those days crept in my eyes, I lost you...but you're still here... You're so close, but still so far, My eyes can't open until that day, When you come back, and I will wait, When you're with me on dark, rainy days, It makes any sunny day without you Feel so cold, so treacherous to breathe. When you're not here, I still remember, But I can't keep playing back my thoughts Of you, your care and love and pure presence, So please come back, come back soon... I love you, and I always will. Why we have to stand so far apart I'll never know. All I know is I want you here, all three of you with me. Come back soon, I miss you guys...
General Information
East Healing, creativity, illumination, divination and initiation, new birth and sunshine, new learnings, strength of will, communication, expression of new. West Vision, dreams, quests and journeys, emotions, imagination, creative arts, the feminine, higher compassion, inner spiritual renewal, goals. South Purification, faith, strength, awakening inner child, overcoming obstacles, playfulness, change, protection, self sufficiency, trust, resurrection. North Teaching, abundance, balance, sacred wisdom and knowledge, gentleness, thankfulness, drawing forth inner treasures, empathic intuition, trust, alchemy. I cant remember where I found this, but its very intoresting indeed. Hope you enjoy it. Abdomen - to dream of seeing this part of your body suggests that your greatest expectations will be realized as long as you keep it uppermost in your mind. To dream of it in an unhealthy state suggests false friends around you. To see it swollen or protruding suggests trial
I don't believe in love, At least not yet, Because supposable, What you see is what you get, And I haven't seen any love yet, Maybe its there, And I don't even know it, But if it is, I wish that person would show it, Because I'm about to give up, And it's hurting within, That I can't see love, And that it's something I don't believe in, Can't someone come and rescue me, And save me from this dullness, Or just let me die, In this loneliness?
This By Me
This life of mine has no time I stand before the black depths I sigh as I begin to cry And take the fateful dive May I have peace before the storm Or will raging winds sweet it away I find this life is no longer mine I must leave it all behind I strive to break through the storm As I stand on the cliff looking down To the black depths far below Dreading taking that final step I twist around only to fall down So I let the blackness surround me Drowning me as I try to let go Of the past thats no longer mine What will I find beyond the dark Maby peace I hope for love Pray my dreams wont ever fade Into the gray nothingness of tomorrow This storm will pass with my past Ive nothing left to say And if I see tomorrows sun I dread the days still to come As I dive into the darkness I know My soul will rise aboe all the storms And it'll fly away back to the day When time was mine for a while Even though now its nolonger mine I know there will be a time Wh

My Interests
Added some new pics... They are of the computer case mods that I have done... The first one is my personal machine... Simple color scheme, windows, organized cabling, added lighting, etc... On that one I paid a lot of attention to details... Notice the interior is colored... Yes I stripped the case down and painted the inside.. Also one of the coolest mods is an added blue LED light inside the DVD-Rom drive (a pioneer slot load not tray load)... So when you insert or eject the disc the disc shines a beam of light into the room (way cool effect)... The next one is a mod of an HP case... I cut a spiderweb into the side door for a window then placed a spiderweb fan grill in the center with a lit fan behind it... The owner wanted a purple and green color scheme so that's why it's black-light lighting with uv green cabling... I like to think both cases turned out well.. Learned a lot from both jobs... I haven't seen the HP since I gave it back but mine is still in mint condition.
To All Slap Happy Bombers I Need Yer Help!
I am in a contest for a 1 day blast here is the link pl come help me win
Was sup all Dj Hustler here i'm live right now taking requests and shoutouts come tune in @ or u can join me in fubar lounge hope to see u their
Sexy Email
The clock is ticking, time is moving quickly, and they are running through the train station hand in hand. Grady has got both bags under his arm, the conductor is announcing "All Aboard" as they barely make it onto the steps, the train is pulling away. Grady and Kimberly are standing right at the top of the entryway, hair blowing in the wind, still trying to catch their breath. Laughing just a bit. The weekend is so fun, they are enjoying every minute of it, consuming everything, feeling everything, breathing everything, including each other, together. Slowly, they walk back to their cabin and Grady puts the bags up. They sit gently down on the seats and smile at each other, he leans over just for a small kiss. She loves that, she leans on his shoulder and they watch out the window as the trees stream by. They chat together softly, about their plans, their future, kissing in between what seemed like each word. They decide to get ready for dinner, unpacking the suit cases Grady i
A recently widowed lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book. "Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and then resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what
To My Crush
4 MY NEW CRUSH SUPREME! THX 4 DA LOVE HOMIE OH YEA DONT FORGET UR TICKET....HAHA Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 Other PPL 1.Would u fuck me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ want me to have u in? answer: 3.Would u give me head/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u fuck me hard? answer: 5.Would u fuck me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u fuck me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and Then fuck me? answer: 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 10.What makes u want 2 fuck me? answer: 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we fucked? answer: 12.Where would u fuck me @? answer: 13.Would u fuck me in front of people? answer: 14.Would u fuck me again and again? answer: 15.Would u fuck me in the rain? answer: 16.Would u mind if we fucked like .....
What Hurts More
Well here we go... It is funny how pain works.. I mean we all know that it is electroids relaying information from our nerves to our brain But how do you explain the pain when you lose something you love or you walk away because it is time.. I think that this pain is the worst type of pain because it seems everlasting. I can hurt myself and move on knowing that the pain will go away but the pain of the heart now that is a different story. I can try to shake it loose but it stays right there and nothing i do makes it leave. I have tried so many things but it doesnt leave it is like my soul is empty now but I know that it will fill again in time. but does that help the present not really. Does it help that when you walk away you question yourself for doing it. NOT REALLY. I know that there is someone out there for me I know this but how can I stop this feeling that I walked away from the one... Well I guess it helps that I didnt really have much say in it.. So I walk away and hope that o
Married Life
When you get married, is something magical suppose to happen that changes you? If so, I'm still waiting. I feel the same- happier, but still, the same.
Guest Book
Please sign my guest book
Well, the Lord answers stepdad is home now after being in Trauma for 23 days...keep him in your prayers still...thanks all! Would everyone pray that my stepdad recovers from his wreck from Friday night (Jan. 04, 2008)? He is in critical condition at Erlanger in Chattanooga. He flipped his car into a revine and it crushed his chest and ribs. The jaws of life had to cut him out due to him being so big. He is 6'4 and weights about 300. So yeah, I see why they had to cut him out, but he was pinned under the roof from it flipping on it's top. We do not know how he had the wreck or what caused it. When I get more information I will let you all know. Thanks a LOT! Hope all had a safe New Year's night! ~BuTtErFlYqUeEn~ Well, there's been so much going on in my mind. Wondering if I'm doing the right thing or not. Do i second guess myself or stick with my gut feeling? Each time i 2nd guess myself, i end up losing out. What do I do? *paces the floor* Do I do it? Or Not?
Level Up
he's close to get to leveling stop by and show him some love Soul_Tamer Proud Member of the Confederate Bombers Family'@ fubar
What's With That?
This Is For The Soldiers!!
A Little About Me....
You help bring order to the world with your practical skills, high standards, and common sense. No one could ask for a more loyal and trustworthy friend. You are a source of strength and stability to everyone in your life. Not only will you drop everything to help your friends and family, but they also know they can count on you for no-nonsense advice. You have a clear moral center. You know who you are and what you believe. You would rather live life than endlessly debate its meaning. You are a very hard worker. No matter how difficult or tedious a job is, you will plod through it till it's done. Of course, you would not know all this from talking to you. You are extremely modest and cannot stand show-offs. If anything, you are too self-critical and do not appreciate all the good you do. In fact, you are probably overdue for some well-derserved fun, rest and relaxation. You are an ambitious person who enjoys competition and the thrill of victory. You like to wi
Heating Bills Suck
This is my hubby he is the best please check him out to help get him points ... thanks every one.. ONEBIGCAT@ fubar What is anyone to do about there heating stats, gas is so high I dont know how they expect us to come up with 500 right off the bat.I mean i make good money but still, I cant pay that right now I have three kids I have to buy x mas for .How do you do that with xmas coming and I am the only one working , my husband is trying for disablity he isnt alound to work because of his marfans.. So if any one has any ideas please feel free to email me or comment ..Thank you for listen.... This is my best friend she is great I just wanted every one to welcome her.. punchane11a@ fubar
Tired Of The Bullsh*t
of getting some bullshit excuses from people..... be real and come correct when you speak to me..... I keep it real with you and expect nothing less from you..... you know who you are.
Check Out This Jerk
FUBAR IS A...: Please BLOCK ME ->FUBAR IS A...: No.... just the most blocked goodbye!!! FUBAR IS A...: I will become the most hated I assure you that ->FUBAR IS A...: That title is taken.....You havesucceeded in being a jerk off though!! FUBAR IS A...: leave better comments though I wanna be the most hated on FUBAR FUBAR IS A...: cause I like fucking with the weak and frail minds sorta like yours FUBAR IS A...: hich pig was yours I pissed off and you needed you to help her ? ->FUBAR IS A...: The question I have is why are you here then?? FUBAR IS A...: not at all ->FUBAR IS A...: is that the best you got jerk off? FUBAR IS A...: ont worry you can have all these fat dumpy looking low self esteem issued skanks FUBAR IS A...: dont do myspace you chum change asshole ->FUBAR IS A...: go back to myspace loser! FUBAR IS A...: Fuck You Asshole
For The Time Being...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: dawn Birthday: february 15 Birthplace: brooklyn ny Current Location: raleigh nc Eye Color: chocolatey brown Hair Color: dark & light brown mid-back length dreds Height: 5'7" Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: african american and american indian cherokee The Shoes You Wore Today: blk/red jordans Your Weakness: sexy white smiles and broad round shoulders Your Fears: i fear nothing but the lord Your Perfect Pizza: extra chz, green peppers, pepperoni onions & beef Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a job working for the city answering 911 calls Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: just showin some love Thoughts First Waking Up: time to feed the baby Your Best Physical Feature: breasts, smile, dairy-aire, dreds Your Bedtime: varied depends on when i can get my kids to bed Your Most Missed Memory: 1999 raves, friends, mollies, green
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. "Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. "But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Some marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning." "Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the number that re-enlist." - James Garner "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards." - Benjamin Frankli
The Bet!!!
Hey all you wild & crazy fool just wanted to let you all know I suck!!! LMAO not realy. I had to say that it was part of a bet I lost with my best freind sum of U may know her she goes by DJ JUICY on here, and she is originaly from the Us so U can well imagine me & her spend alot of time debating over which is better Us or Canada, I think it is important to note that she now lives in Canada and has for several years & has been quoted as saying "I WILL NEVER MOVE BACK!" so I think that ends this debate lol. However recently we got into a heated debate during one of our work-out setions @ a local gym it got so heated before long everyone there was tuned into us lol. The end result of this debate was a small freindly bet based on who could name 10 undesputable facts about our respective countrys that was better than the others. She won by naming ten things faster than I could, however she could only name ten where I was able to name 35 it just took longer lol. ya ya this is all boaring
Hey everybody a real close freind of mine got her account deleted for some really stupid reason she was a rockstar before it happen! If ya can and if you find the time please rate her and fan her for me thanks everybody! The Game Spicy Angel@ fubar
Kaiya's Krazy Thoughts
i can't believe all the damn haters on this site.... they have no respect for anyones feelings unless you look like an f***ing barbie doll.... i do thank those who voted on my mumm... and gave me some good things to think about.... One asshat even gave me crap that he didnt really think i have a boyfrined... we he is on this site... as for all the crap people gave me about my outfit.... i guess i should have mentioned that i am going to a BDSM party.. and what i am wearing... is perfetly acceptable.. and there will be other people dressed the same way.... makes me regret even posting a mumm....and i doubt i will ever post another.. Wow.. i am still awake... this is not like me.. i guess i am kinda starting to stress about my doctors appointment.. i am having a procedure donw on my back.. a nerve block on the nerve that is between my L4 & L5 vertabrae... they are rubbign bone on bone and messing with my ciatic nerve.. and causing me a lot of pain.. and not the kind of pain i
The Windows Of Heaven The windows of Heaven are open, the blessings are falling tonight! THere's Joy, Joy, Joy in my heart since Jesus made EVERYTHING right! I gave Him my old tattered garment, He gave me a robe of pure white; I'm feasting on manna from Heaven and THAT'S WHY I', HAPPY TONIGHT!!! For those who do not know...I have been with out a car since August.. TO go any where I either walked or got a ride form my mom..Well who says you can't out give God. Last Saturday I found $40. I didn't think of how I was going to spend it instead my first thougtht was give it to God. That was last Sunday and this Sunday...God GAVE me a car. Praise God. AIn't God good. Watch our folks.. The blessing are flowing. I can't wait to see what else HE has in store for me and my kids! HALLRLUJAH!!!! Can u tell I am excited!!!!! Yes! Most of you do not know that for the past two years I have been in college trying to get my degree in drug/alcohol counsling. I was sup
Mixed Feelings!
I have been having a lot of mixed feelings lately. Mainly when I think about my 19 year old daughter in NY expecting her first child. She isn't much older than I was when I had her. Funny thing was I had finished HS and was married to her father when I had her. She is still in HS and is only living with her boyfriend/soon to be husband. Part of me HATES not being there for her right now. Part of me is GLAD I am not there. Part of me is MAD at her for not waiting to have a baby. Part of me is EXCITED about the new baby. AND A REALLY BIG PART of me Is HAVING MIXED FEELINGS!!! It wasn't that long ago that my honorary 1st grand child passed away. He was only 3 months old and his parents lived with me. I have a onesie in my closet that I can't help but cry when I pull it out... it says "Grandma Magnet". I wasn't thrilled when I found out my daughter was pregnant and my friends tried to make light of it by telling everyone that Ronin was my grandson... to get me used to the idea o
5 Fish Are Deadly, 3 Will Help Your Heart
Health authorities are encouraging us to eat more fish. There is good reason. Higher intakes of omega-3 oils, the healthy oil found in seafood, have been associated with dramatic reductions in cardiac deaths, ischemic strokes, cancers, arthritic pain and disability, as well as acting as a powerful protectant for the brain. But many fish are also high in mercury, which is one of the most poisonous metals in existence, as well PCBs, dioxins, pesticides and herbicides. So, is it really safe to eat more fish, and if so, which fish are safe? This, in essence, is the dilemma for the general public and a significant number of scientists as well. The EPA (which regulates fish from sports fishing) and the FDA (which regulates commercial seafood) have set limits for ďsafeĒ mercury levels in seafood, but they do not share their concerns about contaminants with the general public through the media or public alerts. The reason is they are treading a thin line of trying to protect the public
This Is So Sad
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Rig
What's In A Name?
I attended a meeting today of one of my families.... out of 30 members there were at the appointed start time only 3(count them-3!!!)but we attained the great number of 7 before we ended the meeting 2 1/2 hours later...granted some were out,or had company,but even though it was called on short notice I'm sure there were more than the 7 of us available to give input,output,and any other put there might actually be...... The 2 biggest concerns in the family are the fact that even though only required to "drop" 150 comments minimum,some don't even attempt it on an every other day basis sorely depleting the energy of the remaining bombers.... and refusing to put the family name into the tagline on their names.... If you have enough chutzpah to want to join the family (any family)then you should have the cojones to wear the name of the family with pride.... And if you belong to so many families that you can't even abbreviate the titles into the tagline,maybe you should rethink your po
Bedtime Story
Bedtime Story
One rainy night, Storm was working on a new project on his porn site in the other room. Brandi was in the bedroom watching TV and relaxing, getting tired she slips out of her clothes and gets comfortable. She finds some porn to watch from the Porn4Porn collection of Storms and slips the bag of sex toys out. As the movie starts, Brandi is already touching her hard nipples and sliding her hand down her stomach to her hot pussy. As she runs the tip of her finger across her clit a few times and then inside her pussy, she lets out this moan. Peaking Storms curiosity about the noise, he finds his way down the hallway and looks into the cracked door. He stands in the door way for a few minutes getting aroused, watching his slut finger her pussy. Storm strips his clothes off and walks in the room, as he walks past the bed he leans over and kisses Brandi and reaches down to help finger her pussy, as he goes to sit down, Brandi grabs his hand and sucks the juices off his fingers. S
Sixteen Police Comments Were Taken Off Actual Police Car Videos.
#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new, they'll stretch after you wear them a while." #14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair
I Love You Baby
CrossfadeInvincibleMusic Videos And Lyrics On Demand I love the snorkel at the end that brad does in this..i look like a fat cow though
Somewhere beyond waking, Just out of touch, I see you smiling, Just as always. You always reminded me, Of warm summer nights, Standing on the shore, Waiting for the stars to fall. Silver moonlight in your hair, Eyes that shimmer like jewels, How often I've wondered, How your blood might taste. I will hold you now, Even as I push you away, For you are an angel, And I have Fallen. I cannot reveal my secrets, Though you beg for explaination, My Darling, you could not love me, If you knew the dark curse I hide. Daylight approuches and you cry, For now it is that I take my leave, Not before a kiss; sweet as crimson rain, Heaven forbid it-- I have Fallen.
I Need U Now
Unfiltered Eyes
Gazing deep into my reflection as if never before. The eve of regret no longer scarring the core. The tainted perception etched in my mind, The shattered me left far behind, Has left my self image distorted, estranged. The window of truth opened; the vision has changed. The soul was entombed in hatred and lies, But the dawn clears the night, with unfiltered eyes. Gazing deep into my reflection, as if never before. The eve of regret no longer scarring the core. Promises surface. I will not subside. Now that Iíve unmasked the true beauty inside.
Cant Hate You Anymore...
An empty room can be so deafening, The silence makes you wanna scream, It drives you crazy. I chased away the shadows of your name, And burned the picture in a frame, But it couldn't save me. And how could we quit something we never even tried, Well you still can't tell me why. We built it up, To watch it fall. Like we meant nothing at all. I gave and gave the best of me, But couldn't give you what you need. You walked away, You stole my life, Just to find what your looking for. But no matter how I try, I can't hate you anymore. ...I can't hate you anymore. Your not the person who you used to be, The one I want who wanted me, And that's a shame but, There's only so many tears that you can cry. Before it drains the light right from your eyes, And I can't go on that way. I Can't Hate You Anymore lyrics found on And so I'm letting of everything we were, It doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. We built it up, To watch it fall. Like we meant nothing at all.
The exquisite taste of eternal temptation. This black fire sun, Spirit filled and symbolic. Awash my soul in darkness. Midnights' flood sweeping me away. Honing me into a spiritual weapon, A weapon of carnal fury. A passion of shadows, Chasing away the taint of light. My senses awaken to the service, The service of my hearts design. Ghost of desire, Calling out in the kingdom of eternal night! Saints of shadow, With their chalices of crimson wine. Exceeding in excellency, lavish empires through out all time. The exquisite temptation, Of cold, wicked inclinations. An immortal world of darkness, Bathed in blood. Enjoying a wanton celebration, The reign of the vampire nation! Wolves howling in tribute, A lustful, Longing sound. Ravens take flight from skeletal branches, Ominous and lithe. Weeping angels with eyes of ink, Smile with secret delight. As the marshaled forces of Heaven and Hell, Shiver from our might. For imposing and majestic are we. We who w
I Didnt Do It I Swear
the man that i wanta be w/ is insisting that im the one who deleted a chick off his list when i really didnt and just a few minutes ago i found out who did it which were my 2 pretective cousins that were trying to prevent me from getting hurt well now that i know who did i tried to message him he wont reply back i dont know what to do im crushed please if ya feal me holla back
Baby Girl
she just turned 1 and she is starting to walk on her own i am so proud of her she is my lil angel
Too Little Too Late
Come with me, stay the night You say the words but boy it don't feel right What do you expect me to say (You know it's just too little too late) You take my hand, and you say you've changed But boy you know your beggin don't fool me Because to you it's just a game So let me on down Cause time has made me strong I'm starting to move on I'm gonna say this now Your chance has come and gone And you know It's just too little too late A little too wrong And I can't wait Boy you know all the right things to say (You know it's just too little too late) You say you dream of my face But you don't like me You just like the chase To be real, it doesn't matter anyway (You know it's just too little too late) I was young and in love I gave you everything but it wasn't enough And now you wanna communicate Go find someone else [ Too Little Too Late lyrics found on ] In lettin you go, I'm lovin myself You gotta problem But don't come as
If these are the crimson skies, Then I burn in a sapphire hell. The midnight calling has sounded, But I cannot answer to it. Wrists bound; mind in turmoil, Screaming for release; I writhe. I shall escape from these confines, And when I do--run. Skin so pale with eyes so dark, Hunger that rips across the centuries. Anger is petty--Oh! but this is fury, And I will not take such offenses lightly! I will not be trapped! I will not be imprisoned! I will not bow down to you, Sire or no, I refuse! So then, the battle rages on, My cold hands at your throat. My cruel fangs ripping at your cool flesh, The chilling night air whipping by. As soon as it has begun it is over--done. You stare at me coldly, As I walk away, Your bloody heart pulsing in my palm.
Cross On The Battlefield
True Meanings...... Lol
Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. *********** Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master *********** Divorce: Future tense of marriage *********** Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either. *********** Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. *********** Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. *********** Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. . *********** Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage. *********** Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. *********** Ecstasy: A
Two Elderly Women...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing my mind, I swear we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again, and again they went right through. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red, but was really concerned that she was mistaken. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through. She turned to the woman driving and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!" Mildred turned to her and said, "O
The Collision
RogerLee Founder of The Pride ô@ fubar PLEASE REPOST!!
Call Of The Kindred
Come to me, little mortal I can bring you to heaven's portal There'll be no sorrow, there'll be no pain Feelings of joy will fill your brain Come to me, sweet human thing Give me your heart and I'll make it sing Forget your fears, leave them behind Forget the troubles of your kind Come to me... yes, that's right Now hold still, it's no good to fight I'll take your blood, and leave you dying Didn't you realise I could be lying?
Cricket in Verse A bowler, a batsman, and a cricket bat I'm learning a little and that's just that You play on grass and bowl at a wicket If the opposing team pouts you tell em to stick it The bowler belongs to the fielding team And hurls a ball by the leather seam If the batsmans not out he runs between wickets And exchanges positions with the non striker in cricket Cricket it seems doesn't have cheerleaders, And that's quite sad, because I had a few leaders. One was a cheer for the MMU girl's team And the other was for an Angel I met in a dream. It's nice to have friends who are different than you They can teach you about things you never knew Like how to laugh, and listen, and be glad Even when their flatmates think they are mad. So this ones for Angel, a girl I adore She's sweet, and she's kind, and never a bore I tell her with this poem that my friendship will last Long after the cricket game fades in the past. Rose Upon a Wisp Shall I cast your
My Life
My gf moved here from Ohio to be with me and she left me last week. Yes, I have issues that need to be addressed, but so does she! Ok, I am getting help. I am working things out, but she STILL doesn't want anything to do with me! I am NOT her past! Guys fucked her over badly and I am NOT one of them! Dammit, I love her and she won't support me in my help and recovery! She is gone and I hate love. It doesn't exist. I tried many times and failed...and Lisa was the best thing that ever happened to me...and she is gone. I give up. I wil be single the rest of my and my cats and ferrets...that's it. Great life huh? Whatever! I attempted suicide lastnight and it didn't work. I feel like my life is over. I can't even commit suicide right! Lisa left me and I have nobody. I don't know what to do. Well people, here is an update of my life... In December, I lost my home and became homeless. I was staying with a so called "friend" for a bit, but she threw me out, and took all my furni
To everyone that acknowledged my birthday I Thank You! It's greatly appreciated.... my so called bf decided to go out and get drunk with his brother and stay out all night and my own mother didnt even say happy birthday to me so as u can imagine Im a lil down... but It's cool tomorrow is a new day and I will be smilin again!
I Want It All
My Quote
Cassie say......"Girl that masturbates with cucumber... ends up with pickle".
Unfair Bshit!
why does it seem like when things are going to be ok and you will get back on track, like maybe getting a new job or new place, then bad shit starts to happen? well i just moved and had started a good job, only to find out a few days ago that they laid me off! due to lack of work, aint that some bs? now i have new place to pay for and got to go job hunting again! wtf- why cant life be fair ? i thought oh well i will be able to stay afloat w a decent payin job and will be ok who was i kidding? is there other people out there that are going thru the same thing? if so give me some advice so i can maintain.... thanks for reading this~!
No Truer Words Have Ever Been SpokenÖ
thunder of fire rumbles thru raging battles fought for mankind. the dying lay restless yet frozen their forever is now, they have no more time. The reaper covets the souls of the soon departed men. When madness reigns will the carnage ever come to an end. fighting for people we don't even know against men we don't even owe. the costs are paid by the poor and weak, Why cant we understand? this world is adrift, this life is suppose to be a gift from one generation to the next. Do things really get better? Are we locked in the same cycle over and over. Rich men fighting for more riches, Poor men Fighting for their souls On a battlefield of broken dreams lost in the wreckage of history. White Boy Someone else besides me finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the stre
Join Me Please
Demon House Divas Info!!
What is Demon House Divas? This is a group of extremely sexy women that i hand select/accept to represent demon house (My Fam/Demon House Divas These girls will take over the top photo category of fubar .... they will be decorated with the finest Bluedemon/ Demon House art work They will be respected .... pimped out.... etc They will show off there beauty/art for you so therefore a rate wil be worth while What R requirements? 5 pics per month .....Ideas on group improvement...scouting.... no drama Goals Take over top photo out the hottest divas on the Fu....become well known and respected.. 30 day Blast In a special folder all the ladies will have there pics displayed ..On Nov. 15th the run for the blast begins ... from 15th to 15th i will award the lady with the most pics rates will receive a blast (30 day ) to help themselves out with there Fu Fame .... the rates will never reset so the winner of that month will always have
I will be going out of town to West Virginia to see my family after spending a day in Columbus,Ohio seeing friends will be gone from April 9th until April 18th and no access to a computer.Will catch up with everyone when I return.Show me the Chief and the 2nd Alarm Hotties love while I'm gone!Hugzzzzzzz to all!!!Tammy Will be leaving to see my family on June 26th thru July 3rd..Lots of things have happened in my life the last several months..My husband had knee replacement surgery which forced me to put school on hold to become a certified veterinary technician so I will be starting school in the fall to make that dream come true.I also within the last month started on a very tough workout program to lose weight I have so far dropped 10 pounds.I will not be on the fu quite as often in the coming weeks as I have a lot just going for those of you that really need to stay in close touch with me my email is please feel free to write me there.To my handsom
Never Too Late
My heart is heavy and my mind is busy. I hurt for my friends. There's a hexagon of people.... six people involved, supposedly. But, that's BS. There's always those caught in the throes of crossfire. So many people hurting. This extends out so much further than realized. It's all rather sad. I am asking, begging for those involved... take two steps back and consider others... consider the friendly fire. Consider this... a friend - a real life friend, you get together, you hang out, you gossip, you chat on the phone, you brag on each other, "This is the best friend ever." You don't trash each other... you don't hook up with the one that holds your best friend's heart. You don't even think about it. Are you real friends? What's done is done, yes. What hasn't happened, you have a chance to change... the future. No one controls you but you. NO one held a gun, blade, or other weapon to your head and "forced" you to say the things you said or do the things you did. You said them on your
Gotta Check This 1 Out!!!!!
Come Join Me
come join my lounge its called munkyface see yall there
Domestic Violence Help
Ashley's Story *********** I hid out for the first six years, then I began speaking out, when your partner is "the law" it's a lot harder escaping the hell you call home. My goal for this year is to make awareness of Domestic Violence (DV) widely known, point those in need to the help available, & to eventually eradicate DV. Some things to consider: When is it okay to be hit & cursed at by your ________________? (Fill in the blank here> Spouse>Partner> Boy Friend> Friend?) When I : (A) Don't have the house cleaned. (B) Don't have dinner ready! (C) Don't have everything perfect! (D) I've done something he doesn't like. If any of you answered any of the letters, you got it wrong. The CORRECT ANSWER Is NEVER. IT is NEVER okay! DUCKS Have you ever felt like you lived in a box? Everything is okay as long as ALL your ducks were in a row-BUT if a duck was missing, or you weren't sure you did everything you were supposed to do before he got home? You're raci
Stand Alone Player1
just wanted to let you know I like to take pics of all kinds if you would like a salute or a pic dedicated to you,are even a certain pic suggestion just let me know,I love you all and you all look great!
My Bad,...bad Kitty
You move with the grace of a cat, but sometimes in those hazel eyes there is a playful innocence, a wicked delight, and so he calls you Kitten. You come to him on hands and knees, like a prowling panther, your hips swaying enticingly, your skirts falling about you and your breasts hanging heavy beneath. Your manicured nails, like unsheathed claws, tap lightly on the tiled floor as you move towards him. But you would be more feline if you were naked, he decides, so he tells you to stand and remove your clothes. "Undress for me slowly, with elegance," he orders. "And describe each garment as you remove it." Getting to your feet, raising your delicate hands to your neck, you then bring them down slowly, unfastening the buttons to bare your body for him, letting the blouse of soft cotton fall from you. "Soft master," you say, emphasising the softness, hoping that his eventual caresses might be equally soft. Then you move your hands behind you to unfasten your
Congratulations Brandi!
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Bad, Bad Kitty......
You move with the grace of a cat, but sometimes in those hazel eyes there is a playful innocence, a wicked delight, and so he calls you Kitten. You come to him on hands and knees, like a prowling panther, your hips swaying enticingly, your skirts falling about you and your breasts hanging heavy beneath. Your manicured nails, like unsheathed claws, tap lightly on the tiled floor as you move towards him. But you would be more feline if you were naked, he decides, so he tells you to stand and remove your clothes. "Undress for me slowly, with elegance," he orders. "And describe each garment as you remove it." Getting to your feet, raising your delicate hands to your neck, you then bring them down slowly, unfastening the buttons to bare your body for him, letting the blouse of soft cotton fall from you. "Soft master," you say, emphasising the softness, hoping that his eventual caresses might be equally soft. Then you move your hands behind you to unfasten your
Thyroid Tests
Follow up to my other blog..had my iodine test for my thyroid everything came back great,I still have my nodules in my thyroid but none look cancerous...yeah...Anyway everyone on here has been so great just wanted to let everyone know that was interested that I am alright:)
In The Shadows..poem
Master Here I wait for you Here I stand for you Here I lay for you Here I hold my thoughts for you Here I kneel for you Here I breath for you is here that I die for the Shadows.
Military Life
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE 247 FRIENDS... AND HARDLY ANYONE RATES MY PICTURES?? GUESS I NEED TO START DELETING PEOPLE.... So it happens quite a bit... and we hear about it more often than we like to... It's happened to alot of us .....Losing someone you know or love because of the War..... I myself have lost a couple friends, one that pops into my mind everytime I drink a Coke ( weird right???? but he loved Coke.. never drank alcohol). Living in a Military town isnt that easy.. you hear about it all the time, you see the Memorials on post, the funerals, the ceremonies.... But it makes it a little harder when you come across the page of a spouse who lost her husband.. I was surfing around on myspace and found the page of a woman who lost her husband the day after Christmas last year... I then proceeded to look at her husband's page that was originally his but that she had added a couple things to but had left it the way he had it. I saw how much love she has for
Please Help!
Rip To Pieces..poem
I honor you, yet it is not enough... I would die for you, yet it is not enough... I would give all for you, yet it is not enough... I would lay on the streets with nothing, and yet it is not enough... I would lay there and let you walk over me, and yet it is not enough... I would lay there and let fire consume me, and yet it is not enough... You hold my world in your hands, and it is not enough... you hold my hopes in your hands, and it is not enough... You hold my passion in your hands, and it is not enough... You take my fire, and it is not enough... You take my will, and it is not enough... You take my desire, and it is not enough...
Team Members Wanted
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Update on Phils condition in hospital. He took a tumble down some stairs suffered a mild concussion along with a gran mall siezure he is expected to be released by friday. He asks that everyone love him up and he will return all those who have left comments or PMs, He will be doing a godmode to show his thanks to friends and family. Thank You A family member Update on Phil's condition He took a fall down a set of stairs recieving a mild concussion along with a granmal siezure. he should be released on friday. He says all rates will be returned from comments and from PMs. Please show him lots of love, he will be doing a godmode to show thanks to friends and family. † Family friend BEEN HOME FOR 3 WEEKS ALL IS GOOD LOVE TO ALL THOSE WHO SHOWED LOVE WHILE I WAS AWAY :)
In Here...poem
In here I cry and the world will tremble with my tears... In here I cry and the world will stop from my pain... In here I cry and the rain pours to help me hide.........the lighting strikes with my wrath and those that have come to me will walk away.... In here I die and the world will tremble with my tears... In here I die and the world will stop from my pain... In here I die and the wettness of blood covers deny others the chance to say that were right as they walk away... In here I shiver and the world will tremble with tears... In here I shiver and the world with stop from my pain... In here I shiver and try to waste give nothing for them to they walk away...
( a murder scene ) (creativity ) (keep your chin up ) regret pain pain sadness
It Cuts..poem
When I can't see your eyes looking back at mine, it cuts... when I long to hear you and cannot, it cuts... When my life falls to pieces at your hand, it cuts... When I cry silent tears, it cuts... When you don't blieve in me, it cuts... When you use my thoughts and pain, it cuts... When you don't see me, it cuts... I shiver in the rain for you, it cuts... I beg and plead for you, it cuts... When I do not wish to face another day, it cuts... When love that knows no bounds, it cuts... When forever is but a word, it cuts... When pain is freely given, it cuts....
911 In Plane Site
Realistic Or Not!!!
Marriage Before marriage : She- Good day! He- Ah,been waiting for that for a long time! She- You want me to leave? He- Nope,never She- Do you love me? He- Of course,a lot! She- Have you ever cheated on me? He- No! Why are you even asking? She- Do you want a kiss? He- Sure,every chance that I get. She- Are you going to beat me one day? He- Are you crazy? I'm not like that! She- Can I trust you? He- Yeah She- Hunny! After marriage : (Read the text starting from the bottom to the top!) Which way has a better meaning of marriage?
My Life
Okay so I am out of high school what the hell is with all the high school bullshit. I feel as though I am right back there. WHy are people so judgmental?? If I am happy why the hell does my life matter to them, I ain't hurting anyone. I don't see why it is neccescary to say that I am cheating on my boyfriend I have made my mistakes but he knows about them, and is it really neccescary to exagerate them and make them worse than they are? Is it neccescary to spread so many rumors about me that I can't get a job? DO you need to tell the whole town I am pregnant(when I am not) If I was pregnant I would be more than proud to tell my friends and family I was. I don't need you doing it for me...I don't need you trying to run my life...I got it on my own, even if you don't think so. Oh yes and can't forget you telling everyone I do drugs...okay maybe if I did I could see you are trying to help me out...but hey news flash I don't use drugs...Yeah I used to...haha you dumbass I used to get
Military Women
She is My Hero Never has an American Woman been drafted into service Thousands came forward on their own. Not allowed to volunteer, They disguised as men to serve in combat Many wounded, others Died Mary Walker received The Medal of Honor. One Hundred in the War on Terrorism Died Your blood in ageless battlefields flowed. Thy Valor is unquestioned From the founding of our country, Through the jungles of Vietnam, In the Burning Sands of Far Off Lands You held our hands Spoke with tender Love Cleansed our faces Wiped our Tears With our blood covering your body With Thy Buxom gave us Comfort as we died. She Fights for Our Freedom, She comforts us in our sorrow, She provides cover fire to protect us, She is our Mother, our Daughter, our Sister, and our Aunt She heals our wounds She helps us to our final rest. You are My Sister in Arms You are My Hero! Semper Fidelis Raí 2007
Screen Shot Class 101
Screen capture Transferring the current on-screen image to a text or graphics file. There is a "Print Screen" function in the operating system that copies the contents of the active window to the clipboard, which can then be pasted into a graphics application to print it. If there is no active window, the entire desktop is copied. There are also numerous screen capture (screen grabber) programs for Windows and the Mac that offer more sophisticated capture capabilities. For example, any or all of the windows can be selected by moving the cursor on screen. Some programs can capture the contents of an entire scrollable window Step 1. Click Print Screen located where Image above shows Step 2 Goto START menu (Programs)then (Accessories)go down to your (Paint) program top of screen you'll see FILES and EDIT go down to PASTE Step 3 After you paste the image from your computer screen save file as ______ the name under that is SAVE AS TYPE....c
No Tears
Remember him with a smile today He was not one for tears, Reflect instead on memories Of all our happy years Recall to mind the way we spoke Of all the things he said His strength, his jokes, the way he laughed, Remember these instead
Ingredients: 1 (5 to 6-pound) roasting chicken Kosher salt Freshly ground black pepper 1 large bunch fresh thyme 4 lemons 3 heads garlic, cut in 1/2 crosswise 2 tablespoons butter, melted 1/2 pound sliced bacon 1 cup white wine 1/2 cup chicken stock Preheat the oven to 425 degrees F. Remove the chicken giblets. Rinse the chicken inside and out. Remove any excess fat and leftover pinfeathers and pat the outside dry. Place the chicken in a large roasting pan. Liberally salt and pepper the inside of the chicken. Stuff the cavity with the thyme, reserving enough thyme to garnish the chicken dish, 1 lemon, halved, and 2 halves of the garlic. Brush the outside of the chicken with the butter and sprinkle again with salt and pepper. Tie the legs together with kitchen string and tuck the wing tips under the body of the chicken. Cut 2 of the lemons in quarters and scatter the quarters and remaining garlic around the chicken. Lay the bacon slices over the chicken to cove
Special Made For Me
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Road Trip
Yesterday, I remembered taking a trip with my parents to Disneyland - I must have been around five or six years old. I have remembered bits and pieces of the trip over the years, but sometimes things happen to trigger a long forgotten memory...yesterday was one of those instances. We left Niagara Falls around 8:00 am. John drove, Len navigated and this time I took a nap. I didn't remember about the trip with my parents, until I was tingly... I had long forgotten how my sister and I giggled and made goofy noises to hear our voices vibrate, not fully understanding at age five that the bed was meant for something bigger than entertaining two little girls. As I laid there enjoying the full body massage I thought to myself - how sweet and innocent I was as a child and then I thought are there still vibrating beds around, and if so where can I get one? All I know is that I left the van feeling slightly euphoric, and afraid that if I moved the wrong way I was going to clima
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli
A Friend
Things haven't been the same Since you've been taken away. And sharing the day to day It's been years seince we last spoke And I remember those words fresh and clear Tears fill my eyes And I wish you were here I think about you all of the time. And always with a smile. It feels like you have been gone forever. But it's only been a short while. You'll be with me forever. And that I know is true. A friend, a son Devin I will always love you
Passive Aggressive
Passive-aggressive behavior refers to passive, sometimes obstructionist resistance to following authoritative instructions in interpersonal or occupational situations. It can manifest itself as resentment, stubbornness, procrastination, sullenness, or repeated failure to accomplish requested tasks for which one is assumed, often explicitly, to be responsible. Thanks for the diagnosis Wikipedia.
My Mr2 Project
He Is The Best!!!!
So I got this idea from one of my friends. This is just a lil blog to tell my Fu~Hubby how much he means to me. Blackstar is the type of guy that I can tell anything and he will listen. When I need to bitch about my bf he will listen and tell me what he thinks. He is always makin me feel better about myself. He is the BEST Fu~Hubby and Friend that I could ever ask for. Stop by and show him sum love... Peace&Love MsMaine YOU ROCK MY WORLD BLACKSTAR BLACKSTAR (CLUB F.A.R.)~FU HUBBY TO~ MS.MAINE~@ fubar Natasha BedingfieldLove Like This ft Sean KingstonMusic Video Codes By Music
Screen capture Transferring the current on-screen image to a text or graphics file. There is a "Print Screen" function in the operating system that copies the contents of the active window to the clipboard, which can then be pasted into a graphics application to print it. If there is no active window, the entire desktop is copied. There are also numerous screen capture (screen grabber) programs for Windows and the Mac that offer more sophisticated capture capabilities. For example, any or all of the windows can be selected by moving the cursor on screen. Some programs can capture the contents of an entire scrollable window Step 1. Click Print Screen located where Image above shows Step 2 Goto START menu (Programs)then (Accessories)go down to your (Paint) program top of screen you'll see FILES and EDIT go down to PASTE Step 3 After you paste the image from your computer screen save file as ______ the name under that is SAVE AS TYPE....c
1st Contest
Please come help me out!! I will show you love! If you don't mind, please report the following bulletin for me as well! Thank you all! I wanted to take the time to send out a BIG thank you to everyone that helped me win the sexy diva contest. Thank you to all the Fusista's, Fubrotha's and The Spankers!! You guys all rock!! Please show mad love to the people below! If I am leaving anyone out, I'm sorry! aShLey~fusista's bombing &leveling crew~@ fubar Txmom of 5 ~~Fusista' and Club Far and a Spirit levelers@ fubar ~`BÍģģymŻÉÉiŮ`~Fusista@ fubar ~~Sam's Seductive Angel~~ Fusista's Bombing & Leveling Crew@ fubar ~ Chickie Momma 2nd Co-Manager of Fusista's bombing and leveling crew~JDub's Wifey~@ fubar ~~TINYTEARS69~~PROUD MEMBER OF THE FUSISTAS LEVELING ANDS BOMBING CREW,THEEXPOLSIVE BOMBERSAND CLUBF@ fubar ~*«£√ˇMōģ *~ *DEMON CREW* & * W.I.S.E.U.K.F*@ fubar misterfeet@ fubar FatBoy
Family And Friends
Hello Every1 Just wanted to say hi and to say to my family that i am sorry for not being on much the past week, my close friends know why and its all good, I am still here for everyone if you need anything, please hit me up with anything. AND HIT ME UP ANYWAY I MISS MY CLOSE FRIENDS ALOT MUAHZZZZZZZZ TO EVERY1
Please Keep Her In Ur Thoughts
I'm askin all my friends to please keep a good friend of mine's father in ur thoughts. Hes goin in tomorrow to have some test done to see if the tumor they found is cancer or not. I will keep anyone informed on whats goin on if u want to know. just send me a shout. Thank you!! xoxo- cotton
Creedence Clearwat...
Famecast - Need Fu Help To Win !
Misty of PsykNyne here just wanted to say hey to all our friends on here and come check out some of the new pics on our page ! Hope to see you at a show or rally in the Spring - GA, TN, AL, FL - rock on ! Misty Well thanks to all of our friends, fu friends a big part of it all - we are in the Top 10 on the ROCK stage over at - an online talent contest ala American Idol - only YOU are the judges ! We need another round of support - as the competition is FIERCE ! Head on over there and vote for our video "HELL" daily - it's free - and believe me, we really appreciate this, a hard working rock band that is hoping for some big breaks can use both the exposure and the money ! Thanks yall for your help. MISTY lil drummer girl for PSYKNYNE
Nasty Man
jaymanbaby@ fubar WATCH OUT THIS ONE IS A REAL PERV!
Song Lyrics That I Love
Gonna close my eyes Girl and watch you go Running through this life darling Like a field of snow As the tracer glides In its graceful arc Send a little prayer out to ya Across the falling dark Tell the repo man And the stars above You're the one I love Perfect summers night Not a wind that breathes Just the bullets whispering gentle Amongst the new green leaves There's things I might have said Only wish I could Now I'm leaking life faster Than I'm leaking blood Tell the repo man And the stars above You're the one I love You're the one I love The one I love Don't see Elysium Don't see no fiery hell Just the lights up bright baby In the bay hotel Next wave coming in Like an ocean roar Won't you take my hand darling On that old dancefloor We can twist and shout Do the turtle dove And you're the one I love You're the one I love The one I love The minute I heard this song,it took me back a few summers ago and
The Stripper & The V.i.p. Room
It was my ex-husband's birthday, wanted to treat him special for his birthday so I took him to Deja Vu, the Strip Club. We walk in, sit down, order some drinks, watch the girls dance, the usual thing. Well, it turns out, they wanted to pay more attention to me & would groan when I asked them to give him a lap dance. They did the obligatory boob in face, quick rub & came back to me. After about 30min, this other stripper comes over.....tall, leggy, built like your wettest dream with the softest looking lips, tantalizing eyes & a fall of sable brown hair that looked like something you could get lost in. We got to talking, I bought her a drink & after a bit, she took us to the V.I.P. room where she made him sit in the corner. While she & I were on the bed, she does her thing, comes up to kiss me, & by this time, I am like, why not? I kiss her back, full lips, full tongue, the whole nine. She starts to really get into it, touching my breasts, guiding my
Sean Kingston
why is orgasm a 6 letter word? its easier to spell then OHMYGODYESNOOHSHITYESDEEPERYESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYES- OH, FUCKNOYESYESYESSHITOHGODFUCKINGHELLYES!!!! Music Video:BEAUTIFUL GIRLS (by Sean Kingston)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com there was a cucumber,a pickle and a penis. thay had a conversation and the cucumber said my life is shit. when i get big. hard and juicy,thay chop me up and toss me into a salad. the pickle said well when i get big and fat, hard and juicy thay chop me up and toss me into vineger. the penis said wheni get like that, thay put a rubber tent over my head, stick me into a dark room and bang my head against the wall untill i throw up and faint.
Fire & Ice Leveling Crew
Well Fire & Ice Crew I really hate to go, but do to circumstances beyond my control and the lack of time required for a management level position, I must graciously bow out. I wish you all the best of luck. Please don't be strangers, say hello anytime. I think you all have mad talent and will be very successful. Don't 4get your #1 RULE..........NO DRAMA!!!!!! If anyone needs help or advise feel free to yell at me. I have no ill feelings toward the crew or any members. Glad to be back, although I did think of running away with a wild pack of wolves. * Howlin @ the Moon* BUCKEYECOWBOY67 I'm impressed with our new family, you guys RAWK! Thanks for leveling me guys!
Over time we will be recruiting Enforcers! You will go through Sens2u...our Asst. Manager if you are interestd in this position. Basically the purpose of an enforcer is to keep the drama levels down! The enforcers will be there watching..almost like a bouncer if you will! If there happens to be anyone that comes across at you in an inapproiate way. And it is something you can not or would not like to handle on your own. You may refer to our Enforcers! They will go and handle the situation at hand the best they can. Now if someone inside the family is the cause of this drama you need to contact an enforcer immediatly so they can contact managment! Enforcers please note that our family is drama free! If you notice anyone inside the family starting shit please contact myself or another member of managment immediatly!!! If you need an enforcer you may blog to call them! Or update your status to calling enforcers! This way they will come to you as soon as they can! If you are having any p
My Sadness
my sadness fulls like a day in the pouring rain my eyes grow dark never 2 be seen again my heart beat slows for those i've loved that are lost & gone!&4 those Iloved an konw all so well y did they leave me no 1 can tell I wish I didnt have 2 let them go. they were taken from me without so much as a goodbye ,so now I cry theres no greater lost then the odf a loved 1 so if u feel the way ido give a frind a shout & they'll try & help u thought it if they dont there not a true friend 2 u!
Intersting Things
Subject: Am I Gay? A self examination for men. Am I gay self examination for men: 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat...."Bun-bun, come to daddy,snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-B-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters,
wus up my dear people
Fubar Prayers Needed
8 month old Lillian, Grand daughter of Anna *Fu-Bombers*, is in the ER and has stopped breathing. Please help her with your prayers.
Add/fan/rate My Sexi Sister
Things Are Mother's Taught Us !! To Funny & To True
I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!?" 10. My mother taught me about
Fubar Bs
Ok I feel the need to write my own blog regarding the Buzz bull crap going on. I thought it was done and over with weeks ago, but apparently someone can't leave me out of there conversations. Here's my side to the ever entertaining drama regarding Buzz and the Xtreme X. Back in July when Gary asked that all of us DSC come into Xtreme I obliged and during my time there met Buzz. Well from my understanding there was a mutual attraction there. Buzz and I started talking regularly on the phone and he was supposedly coming to Idaho to meet me at the end of August. I had asked him during our chats about Sweet and Kare to which I was told that April was a sponsor on his car and would never be anything more than that. There was no attraction. As for Kare, she had the hots for him and they were nothing more than friends. He claims to me that she had a layover in Dallas once and he'd gone to meet her during this time. Well I now know this was a lie and she actually spent time with him
Add My Sister Show Her Sum Hott Fubar Luv
November (and December) Rain
Sometimes I get depressed. Alot of people do, esp. during the "Holiday Seasons" Nothing new there. However, November and December just suck for me. I get kinda depressed, I feel out of place, no one understands me, I just want to run away from everyone. I want to start arguements, yet, cannot quite bring myself to do it.(I just lied...I have and do, I'm a rotten person) Nothing feels right. November was always sad for my family. My oldest brother Tim died in November, years ago, but my Parents never got over it. I guess no parent would...I couldn't imagine it. November bothers me though...I think what kind of person my brother would have turned out to be...I still cry for him, although I know he is around me and he is ok. Still November just sucks! Let's jump to December, shall we? OVERRATED!! I don't do Christmas....I did the gift thing and stuff for my kids, however I screamed at the top of my lungs many years ago that I want NO gifts from anyone, actually that ha
some ppl say its bad but i dont see the harm in it as long as u dont go over board ive been smokin for a lil ove a year now but idk tell me what yall think i sould do i wont some more imput on this subject
New Members Of Fire & Ice Crew Alright Fire & Ice Let's show them what we can do! That's our target, let's roll! Wanted to give you the basics of what our crew does. We will take requests from family members to help either them or a friend, as long as they are within 20000 points or less and you have enough pics and stash to rate, so b4 you come to us for help please add lots of pics and stash, and if it's for a friend of yours, make sure they have plenty for us to rate. We will send a blog for the family to help us. You are expected to help us by rating pics and stash UNTIL that person has leveled, and the person leveling needs to pic one of our members to rate while we are rating that person, it will help us level them faster. We will rate one person per Happy Hour...that is if the person we are rating has alot of points to level...if we are leveling someone who only needs 5000 or less we may choose to find someone else to level for that Happy Hour....only during Happy Hour will we
"Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love,it's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life-love shouldnt be one of them"
Christmas Music Vids
Where are you Christmas-Faith HillAdd to My Profile | More Videos
My Week
Ice Cream Lady Surprise
I heard the ice cream truck come through the parking lot here.. so i ran out to get one... felt like a chaco taco. I got the ice cream and she starts saying yeah i got new ice cream did you see the other new stuff and leans way out and is pointing out on the side of the truck all the different things... she glances down and keeps talking. im like yeah .. she is like where is your little girl and glances down at the ground again and she is talking to me for awhile... and she looks down again im like what in the world is down there on the ground... so i look down and see that my cock is hanging out through my slit on my sleeping pants.. luckily i was the only person out there.. i look at her and she keeps talking to me.. i put my pants in my pocket and pull away from my body to make it go back in and im like ok thanks and she is like enjoy your ice cream lol good lord
The Time Is Right
Wiccan Holidays by angel marie Wiccan holidays have existed since before Christianity. There are now several similarities found between the two. Depending on who you ask Wicca is either a new found religion or one of the oldest religions to be, and to be honest both of these statements would be true. Just as any other religion Wicca has conformed and grown over the years. Todays' Wicca is an extension of the Wiccan religion that was traced back to Gardnerian Witchcraft which was founded in the UK during the late 1940s. But just as in any other religion Wicca holidays can still be found today. WICCA is based on the symbols, seasonal days of celebration, beliefs and deities of ancient Celtic society. Wiccans recognize the existence of many ancient Gods and Goddesses, including Pan, Diana, Dionysius, Fergus, etc. However they also view the God and Goddess as symbols, not living entities. In the trees, rain, flowers, the sea, in each other and all of natures creatures. This means
Double Eagles
Crusty!....Hmmm,let's see!......Is that in reference to good bread or an old pair of undies you shoulda thrown out!??......LMAO
That Time Again!!!
That Time Again!!!
Its That Time Again!!!
Down And Out
well i guess im kinda down and out. i have been for quite some time. bare with the spelling,im half asleep. is there really true love out there? i watch some of these romantic movies and it makes me want to barf. or i laugh and say that would never happen. would it? can ever seem to find that semi-perfect guy. notice i said semi. you wouldnt ever find the perfect guy. and any guy that thinks he is, is just FULL OF SHIT!. ya know that one that sends ya flowers for no reason. or just calls you out of the blue bc he was thinking about you. or does that, put one hand on the side of your face and the other on your lower back and pulls you in for a deep kiss? or just makes you dinner. or just holds you when your feeling down or sad. and lets you vent when you need too. ok girls am i just dreaming or does it exist!? i dont anymore. ive given up on trying to find love. ive gone back to having a black heart and i hate it!
My So Called Life
So last night we finally got the game "Rockband". And it ROCKS!! We were up to 3am playing. You have to play the drums, guitar and sing. You start a band, go on tour, have to get fans and points,etc. I love it. It's similar to Guitar Hero, just with the added instuments. OK thats it...I think I'm going to go brush up on my guitar skillz....I suck at the drums...lmao. Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone Calls and text messages: While I agree with you that communication is i
The Most Potent Weapon In The Hands Of The Opperssor Is The Mind Of The Oppressed!
November 3
Yesterday would have been my father's 63rd birthday. If you know me from here than you know how hard of a day it was for me. I got extremely drunk. I cried, but in all I loved the man that my father was and who he raised me to be! So if your my friend and you read this show me some love. In the words of my daddy. CHEERS!
Why in the hell do I have to work with dumb people that assume shit just because they are one way and that is all they have known? So I came out as being a Pagan, because she was ranting and raving about how people dont celabrate Chirstmas for Jesus and how its wrong if they dont believe in it and blah blah blah. I was like, I am pagan and Celabrate what is called Yule and that happens to be around Chirstmas for your info and on top of that my mom and the rest of my family is Christian so Yes I Celabrate Christmas as more or less family time. She shuts up. A few days later she starts ranting again about people of non chrisians and then she says that pagans worship the devil. Okay, I am like excuse me you know nothing about what we worship and on top of that we dont worship the Devil nor do we even believe in the existance. She was like I am not going to go there with you. She is so freaking stupid.
Because I Am A Man
WHEN GIRLS DON'T PUT OUT (girls don't read this if u don't have a sense of humor) This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department sto
16 Reasons To Date A Horse Rider
1.We have 4 speeds and many positions 2.We wear tight pants and tall boots 3.We love getting dirty 4.We know how to ride our mounts 5.We perform well with animals 6.We like to be in control 7.Weíll ride it for hours 8.We know how to handle a big girth 9.We get off easy 10.Weíre always on top 11.We like it rough 12.We have our legs spread all day long 13.We love using whips 14.Stradling is our natural position 15.We donít mind being bucked around 16.Endurance riders do it longer
Me And My Daughter
Me and my daughter have been through a lot the past 2years but we have hung in and no one can split use up she is almost 3 and the joy of my life its just me and her all the way yes im a single mom
My Poetry
Drifting toward a sunset shore All of your love as grains of sand Burried alive deep in the depth The power it eminates Covers the Earth Breaking open the crust Revealing the Tenderness Devestating the flower
Some Ppl
I Need Ratings
Hello everyone I really need some help leveling up now ive been trying to make my rounds to everyone and rate your pics. If I left you out let me know but in the mean time I need to know what people honestly think about my pics and what would you like to see on my page
Lifes Trails
I have learned a lot in the last year and I have also found a new side of me. I got saved almost a year ago then I also found out I could love again. I think that maybe that is something that went hand in hand. For years I was a closed door that know one ever got through.I have went through downs and lots of ups but through it all I had faith that my life would end up where it was supposed to. It is strange for a man that has never depended on anyone to surrender his life to faith. I had trouble and I fought it and in some ways I still am but this love I have it is a lifetime love full of the troubles true love has and the mountains that must be climbed to succeed. Nothing worth having comes to us easy and this I have found out for sure. Just as my love for God grows daily so does my faith that he would never have sent me this way if it wasnt the right thing for me.So I will take this one day at a time and hope that in time it all works out for me and my life. My path led me to her an
My Poetry
All that I Ever Wanted Deep thoughts. Sweet sounds. All that would make you happy. Shallow waters. Rustling trees. All that would make you afraid. Solitude. Restlessness. All that would make you sad. Win a fight. Lose a fight. All that would make you angry. Late night walks. Rich chocolate kisses. All that make you fall in love. Settled dreams for future queens. All that you ever wanted. Warm bed and copious food. All that you ever needed. Endless love. A second chance. All that I ever wanted. But you're gone. Love cannot salvage, What never was love. Pain Fostered yet kept so brightly-eyed, To the devil's succulent and clutching hold, Grasping tightly as we go Down to the seducive and dark waters Be
Giving Up
About Me!!
As a race car fan, one of the things I have been involved with as a volunteer was Champ Car racing. First when I lived in Oregon, then here in Colorado for the Denver Grand Prix, I would spend the weekend down at the track and meet the drivers, owners and lots of race car fans. Unfortunately, this year's event was cancelled as the Democratic National Convention will be at the Pepsi Center during that time. Of course, Champ Car has also been on its last legs, and this past week ended its run, folding its tent and the teams joining the Indy Racing League. What this means is that, along with the ending of the IRL running at Pikes Peak Speedway is that there is no more top level auto racing here in Colorado. We still have the Mile High Nationals at Bandimere, and the Pikes Peak hill climb, but its not the same. Hopefully at some point top level racing will return to Colorado. Well, With the NHL season ending today, its time to get ready for the playoffs! First round for the
U Suxxors
U Suxxors started in the late summer of 2007 as a gaming / tech blog. Two posts in, I realized that I have absolutely no contacts whatsoever in the gaming industry or in the world of tech in general. This of course killed the gaming blog idea dead. I moved on to talk about random stuff sporadically until I finally realized one day that I like bitching and ranting about things. I consider it therapy, and after a difficult past few years dealing with general BS I think it's good for my soul. The world itself gives plenty of ammo every day, what with the daily happenings of politicians, celebrities, and general chaos in the news. I hope to grow U Suxxors into a big deal on the internet, where people come to read random articles and be entertained by my daily musings about the world around us and the people that populate it. Personally, I'd love nothing more than to make my living through self employed blogging and eventual web development so I consider this my start along that path. I
Things That Taste Good...
Tilapia, which is a farm raised fish, can make even the non fish lover take notice. Great sweet taste and no fishy smell! Best of all it's on your table in 40 minutes. PREP TIME 15 Min COOK TIME 25 Min READY IN 40 Min recipe yield: 4 servings INGREDIENTS * 4 (4 ounce) fillets Tilapia (bream) * 1/4 cup olive oil * 1/4 cup raspberry vinegar * 1/4 cup honey * 1 teaspoon yellow mustard * 1/2 teaspoon dried dill weed DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 11x7 inch baking dish. 2. In a mixing bowl, whisk together the olive oil, raspberry vinegar, honey, mustard and dill weed. 3. Arrange the Tilapia fillets in a single layer in the prepared baking dish. Pour mixture over the fish fillets, coating the fillets evenly. 4. Bake in a preheated oven, uncovered for 20 minutes or until fish is flaky with a fork. Metric PREP TIME 15 Min COOK TIME 25 Min RE
The dark is here I like the dark The dark comes and goes The darl is good The dark is dark Like I like it When the dark is here I am happy The dark is here This Dark Place I can not see I am afraid of This Dark Place It is where I am Dragged to. I go kicking and screaming For you This Dark Place Is where he takes me to This Dark Place The stakes are high I can not see the sky This Dark Place For if he wins my soul will Sore high in the sky This Dark Place Brings chills that Will kill This Dark Place Iím a shadow in the dark The quintessential sound of death Iím a shadow in the dark Like the reaperís icy breath Iím a statue set in stone In apathetic sleep Let the world just pass me by And I will never weep Iím a shadow in the dark The quintessential sound of death Iím a shadow in the dark Like the reaperís icy breath You donít have to set me free You donít have to light my night You donít have to feel my breath Or step into my li
Where did "Piss Poor" come from?† Interesting History.... They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot And then once a day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor". But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot. They "didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low. The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court when I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" The
Good Stuff
Ok I know I haven't been on here hardly at all lately. And finally it's for a good reason. My wife and I have been back together for a month now and I've been busy with my family. I want to thank all of you that were there for me during my rough stretch. I truly do appreciate everything my friends have done for me over the last few months. I haven't forgotten any of you but I had to make my marriage my top priority. Let me specify my last blog. I will design the tattoos. I am not able to actually tattoo people. lol I don't know how many of my "friends" will read this. I am in serious need of extra money and am offering to do custom tattoo designs. If anybody is interested please let me know.
On The Air
Buy My Fubar A Drink
Level Her Please
Sex Application
you had came over to the house and when you walked in, we went straight to the kitchen. i grabbed the chocolate syrup, strawberries, banana, and the peaches. you grabbed the whip cream, ice, and the grapes. we then went to the bed room cause thats all we was gonna need to tonight. you had laid across the bed and i began to slowly look into your eyes and felt your soft lips against mines. then i felt as our tongues started to play around with each other. while kissing i began to slide my hand up your shirt and start to unstrap your bra. and you was unbuttoning my shirt. then i started kissing all around your ears and outlining them with my tongue, then i started to make my way down to your neck and started sucking slowly all around your neck. then i went to your nipples and as i begin to suck on the nipples you started moaning. so while i am switching from nipple to nipple i started to unbutton your shorts and slide off your panties with my teeth. i then turned y
Christmas Card List
When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please remember that these men and women are over there giving their all and are willing to make the ultimate sacrifice so please include the following recipient when you send out your cards this year: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001 PLEASE DO THIS SO A RECOVERING AMERICAN SOLDIER WILL KNOW THAT WE DO CARE ABOUT THEM AND THAT WE ARE PROUD OF ALL THAT THEY DO. THANK YOU!!!,
can anyone see my blogs???
1. What's so good about the person you like? hes sweet and caring and treats me right 2. So, where's your dad? taft 3. Do you drive yet? been driving 4. How do you feel about racism? not me 6. Who was the last person you talked to on MSN or AIM? dani 7. It's Friday night, what are you doing? goin to be at danis 8. Name a song that reminds you of old memories? photograph by nickleback 9. Do you like the color grey? no 10. Is there someone you really can't stop thinking about? yes but i love the feeling i get 11. How's the weather? its raining and i love it 14. Last time you didn't tell the truth? that would be high school 15. Name something great that happened today... i got me a gift card to red robin lol 16. Do you regret doing something today? nope didnt do anythin but work 17. What would you like to tell your ex? alot of things. but its best that we dont talk 18. When you think of the rainbow, what color pops in your head?
Myspace And Other Links
Just thought I would test out the blogs. I don't check myspace that much anymore, I was just testing out some flash things I made. Myspace List of movies I've watched
Once hubby gets home today I will probably not be online but maybe a little tomorrow morning unless he gets on his computer. I need to clean up the downstairs computer and defrag it today so won't be here that much this morning until that is done. I won't be back from the hospital until Thursday or Friday. If you could say a few prayers for a successful surgery and speedy recovery I would appreciate it. Love you all. Those of you with cingular phones will be able to call me if you want hospital number just contact me.
Level Ups
Shed apprciate any love she can get:) and she does return it! ~^Sh3rri3^~@ fubar SHE HAS DONE ALOT FOR US ON HERE FROM BOMBING IN GIVEAWAYS AND CONTESTS TO HELP LEVELING PEOPLE UP SHE IS 620K AWAY FROM HENCHMAN CAN WE HELP HER GET THERE? SHE WILL RETURN ALL LOVE! ~Padame~GeeGee~Fu-Wife to Obiwan~The Watcher~Co-Founder of The Terminaters@ fubar she is 298k away from henchman for those that dont know dreamweaver is my wife. please help get her there! Thanks Watcher DreamWeaver -LadyTallen ~~Proud Member Of The Confederates THE WATCHER WANTS YOU ~@ fubar

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