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GATER STOLE MY THONG!!!

Okay, so its late and I get a phone call from an ex-boyfreind. He wants to meet up and do some catching up on each other [ahem!] Well, he comes to pick me up and we grabs some beers from the local Handy Way. We go and sit at the dock and shoot the breeze, smoke a little, drink a few, listen to some toons. We decide to do some ridin, so we ride around a little while. Soon we end up at the boat ramp near the local bar. As we are sitting on the dock, we can hear the gaters croaking and growling becasue it is gater-matin season. We giggle about this and start getting it on too. Well, we get down hot and heavy, and decide its time to get dressed. He quickly gets dressed, but me being a woman and all, it takes me forever to find all my clothes. I looked around for my panties. My favorite black thong with the laces up the back and leather trim. I looked twice. They were not there.....I asked him if he had them [he would do this.....crazy fool that he is]. I looked around, and just then, he says to me...:Look, I think the gaters stole them!" There floating inthe water under the glistening light of the moon, was a very large gater with big glowing eyes and a thong on top his head, shaking and wiggling his tail. Eek! Bet that gater was thinking, "Hey what the fuck kinda new fish is this?" Them's was some expensive panties too! Damn!
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