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New & Improved Bare Feet Society
First of all I have been absent for a while, but now I am back to raise the foot lovers and the gorgeous feet of Fubar to the next level! To become a Bare Feet Society lover: 1) Must atleast have a favorite current member of Bare Feet Society that you support in contests. 2) Must have atleast 1 photo of yourself worshiping feet. 3) Example of your name if you are approved: General Rabbit ~Bare Feet Society lover~ To become a Bare Feet Society member: 1) Must have an album of just your bare feet, no shoes! 2) Nylons are allowed in some photos. 3) Example of your name if you are approved: General Rabbit ~Bare Feet Society~
Slavegirl Story
i lived in Houston, Texas. Master sent me first friend request. I read that long profile He wrote there and I am now here for seven months in Chicago! i don't know better ways to say these things. i would answer maybe some question but not many. i am here online only when commanded by Master so i will see you all soon. sincerely, slavegirl
Life Part 40
This site has had its ups and downs since I have signed on to it back in February. It was new and exciting for a while. I met some great people on here as well. Without Fubar, i would have never met Martin and for that I am grateful. I consider myself to be a nice person. I do anything for anyone and I don't like hurting people's feelings, at least not on purpose. I had a miserable Fubar day yesterday with the whole contest thing. Having 4 people keep coming into my picture constantly to check up on me and then keep coming into my profile constantly. I consider that stalking! These ladies must have been afraid I was going to catch up to "their family member" in the contest. Accused me of bashing other contestants and the hosts. I will just say this, that is not what happened. This is make believe. People can be anyone or anything on this site. Sad. I am who I am and I don't pretend to be something I am not on here. I tell the truth. I don't lie. I have a big
The World Of An Innocent Tease
my life has been really crazy lately..  Yes  i am a proud mother of a baby girl Named Kaylie. She is my world..   yes I am lucky I have 2 jobs.. when most people cant even get one..  Yes I am single.. and that gets lonely and hard sometimes.    Recently... I was in a relationship with a guy.. and he and I thought about getting married... and then I found out I was pregnant and he was meeting other girls and texting other girls.. (all named Jessica which was weird) so I dumped him...  So in case you didnt follow that  iam pregnant again.   THey will be 15 months apart.. How does a girl do the single mom thng workin 2 jobs..  I need to get back out on my feet.. and I just cant get my ducks in a row.   Oh while all this is going on.. Recently my daughters father (who dumped me after I got pregnant the first time) was in a coma.. and thankfully he woke up...  and my dad was diagnosed with lou gehrigs disease.  Most people who get that only live 1-5 years..  He has had for a long time.. and
Chipped Teeth And Hollow Eyes
I wonder if anything he ever said to me was real. Or original. Everything he [n]ever meant was quoted from someone else. A line stolen to fit the moment. A phrase to make it [epic] They asked me what had happened to me All I could say was- “I am lacking class… therefore I lack beauty…” I am [ugly]. And I [hate]. I won’t ask for your forgiveness. I use to sneak vodka into assemblies And spend all my days popping [perfection] pills. But it seems I haven’t found the proper dosage. I’m still [mediocre]. It all seems to hurt a little more than it should. Loving those that don’t love me back. Sobriety for someone who doesn’t really care. I woke up this morning and thought [“Today is a good day to destroy myself”] Won't you join me?
World's Edge
I walk upon the crumbling wall that marks the world's edge precipice Between the safe green turf landing and the red dizzying tumble into the void Each footstep placed with gentle care trusting to what lies beneath Knowledge and experience come to nought control is purely emotional Winds blow, balance is lost and found darkness falls and feeling is all A shifting stone grates for a second heart cries and races for hours I cannot sleep for time marches moss invades and I may slip Astride the wire that guards the gap there is no relief with which to breathe To ascend the broken wall end requires even more care in moving Stones untied and fence posts rotted secure footholds liable to slip Hands grasp for a balancing act meet fresh air and friable rock No guard posts on this wall from where to take stock Over the horizon and long away perspective narrows to infinity To look ahead and to plan the way is to lose my footing in the present Leaping to either side tak
What The Hell?!
OK so this morning I posted a rather medium to large mum stating different things that would be remembered if someone was born in the 1990s. It was an extremely funny and true thing. However, in the true spirit of meanness, it was removed stating it was not suitable for display. Now please keep in mind there have been far, I'm not sure how that mum could of been NSFW when other people post much more lued and innappropriate things on this website. Am I being singled out or can people just not take a freaking joke?!
Survey Thing
1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? 21. Do you sing in the shower? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? 24. Tell me o
Forecast: Sex and Marriage with Robots by 2050 Charles Q. Choi Special to LiveScience Fri Oct 12, 5:10 PM ET Humans could marry robots within the century. And consummate those vows. "My forecast is that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots," artificial intelligence researcher David Levy at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands told LiveScience. Levy recently completed his Ph.D. work on the subject of human-robot relationships, covering many of the privileges and practices that generally come with marriage as well as outside of it. At first, sex with robots might be considered geeky, "but once you have a story like 'I had sex with a robot, and it was great!' appear someplace like Cosmo magazine, I'd expect many people to jump on the bandwagon," Levy said. Pygmalion to Roomba The idea of romance between humanity and our artistic and/or mechanical creations date
I've been up since 4:30 this morning because JustShizzle needed to go to the ER again. He's finally getting some relief so though i'm here i'm not really here. Poor guy was up almost 2 days straight. so I'm realllllllllllllllllly groggy hoping I'll be able to sleep but I doubt it so if you shout and don't answer I'll either be sleeping or working on housework to keep myself busy until I can fall asleep. Love you all
Its Hump Day!!!
heya peeps happy Hump day or it should be national hump day haha dont think that would work to well except for the politicians in Washington, anyways wanted to say the Nebraska football team is in a downward spiral and cant get out of their current funk their in as a team and as a college team as well, so hopefully the firing of Steve Pederson will make things go better for them you all have a great day, I wonder if it will stop raining here almost been raining for the last 6 days or so LOL, ttyl hugs n kisses for all the ladies muahzzzzzzzz.
She Needs Help
Have Awsome Wednesday Love Brew
Please show this bday boy lots of love . DEAN #69@ fubar
Someone Special
i can't believe i found someone I care about this much someone who means the world to me. someone I want to be with this bad. I miss you when you are away and busy. i want to hold you when you hurt. you know who you are. I truly love you and would give anything to be with you now i found you and now i dont want to let you go darling. i honestly have never felt this way before i have opened up to you more than anyone else throughout my life i know there are obsticles in our way but we will meet. when we meet i just hope i can take it cause i know how much i love you. you know who you are
Are You Really In Love With Your Crush???
Just A Note To Say
Just a Note To Say No lover is she, but a friend A mate who has touched my soul She hugs me when my heart is sore and when my mind is numb Absorbs the pressures from my body and drains away the despair When I feel so alone and broken she holds my world together These arms in which I stand wring out my pain so gently A simple caress of human hands an island in a raging sea I do not know her well yet though our companionship seems timeless Friend , O friend , so beloved this is for you, may we never lose it
pretty much what the title infers, i'm skipping Political Science, mostly because all you have to do is read and you never even have to attend the class, I have been but I was a rebel today : ). So I just made this thing yesterday...well this morning at 1 am. Does that make me a loser? I hope not, can't meet new people and make friends that way. I am thinking out loud right now, I find that makes interesting writing, just typing every single thing that comes into your head like smeckledorf. see now you have no idea what that means and neither do I for that matter but I said it and it interested you, specially if your still reading this crap. I hate college traffic, it sucks my balls, and not in a nice way, in a oh I don't know what I am doing let me just try this " oh my god my balls are gone!!!!!" kind of way. Oh yeah, I typed that. Believe it. Back to traffic, sitting in a friggin parking deck for like an hour sucks. I told someone I would going to cut out their neck and eat their b
Funny Stuff
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! 'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: 'Here. Rub it.' So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. 'I will grant you one wish. Just one wish ~~ each person is only allowed one!' The bartender gets real excited. Without
She Needs Help~~
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Love Longed for and awaited Yet constantly disillusioned The dream is never true But endlessly rolls on screen I would tell my love Words will come but are mute I talk to all but her The world is wise to my heart My heart lifts to her Then slinks diffidently away What for this fright I can neither tell nor kiss Ever winding twisting stairs Bring me closer to the light
Something To Think About.
"Always give back to others what they have given to you" (Ghengis Khan)
A friend of mine down in North Carolina fond out this morning she has Cancer-- I would like all my friends and family here at Fubar to pray for her-- her name is Cindi thank you all A friend is always there for u in the good times and the bad-- a "real" friend doesnt move in with u and sit on their ass and wait for u to support them. a is not a good friend when they sit at ur house and do absolutely nothing and expects u to support them all the way in one way they are useing u .You tell them to find a job and they ignored you --should u let them stay or tell them to hit the road ok this is the way it is --People that know me knows i dont put up with games and bullshit so here goes i talk to people on my friens list every day BUTTTTTT theres some on there that has not said good morning hello or nothing since they were added -- so u know who u r --dont get me wronmg i have made some very good friends since i been on here but if ur one of the ones that has not spoke and u get deleted
What The Fuck
Does anyone who is a so called bouncer look at the pics that are marked as NSFW... NOT SAFE FOR WORK... ive had 2 pictures recently marked as this CRAP both of these pics that were marked are saying picuters.. nothing is bad or perverted or even racey about them. So in retrospect... SOME STUPID FUCK IS MARKING RANDOM PICTURES AS NSFW.... and noone is actually checking them to make sure they are? ok.. so whos not doing their job ... the bouncers checking the pics? .. or the bouncers.. dealing with idiots on the site? Don't get me wrong i love the site and wish i could be on more often then i am right now.. but when i sign on and see that i have had pics marked as NSFW and check them and find out they are crap pics that are marked... i get a lil peeved... So someone tell me what im supposed to think... or do.. should i not care and just say FUCK IT AND FUCK THOSE WHO ARE PRICKS... Or.. should i worry and comment like i am about it all.. in hopes that someone someonewhere
Eventide The setting sun, flame eternal pins your shadow on this barren land Against the darkening skies your beauty is washed with a radiance Hair streaming in the tide's turn wind the world's troubles stream around you I stand below you on the shore and wonder at your unyielding grace You come to sit beside me at the fire and the night is warmed by your presence shifting flames reveal new facets of charm your inner glow overcomes my fever Transfixed I sit, daring not to speak to shatter this spellbinding tranquility The fire has now burned low and the icy fingers tingle down my spine At last I turn and you are gone back into this night from whence you came Should you pass this way again pause awhile and join me on the shore Sunset lady of my dreams haste ye back to my fires far side Give me comfort in my solitude and peace within this troubled heart
  This is called hidden as all my other blogs are adult content. I have to have a normal blog for friends to get to them. I know there are no points for rating or commenting, but I would appreciate any comments on my adult short stories or adult poetry, good or bad. I don't push anyone to read my stuff, however when someone does, i do appreciate any feedback, privately if you want for that matter. I do not have them here as a come on, just hoping that other can enjoy them as I enjoyed writing them. Ed PS one can not use the word E R O T I C in a blog it gives an error.
The Naked Angel
The Naked Angel Against the dawn's light Shadow forming on my dreams The naked angel rises sinful in her purity Clothed in brilliance casting darkness on the night Imagination dances as she starts to move Harmonies tight entwined sweep the fading stars Ecstatic wings arched over bring oblivion to the mind A vision of perfection that cannot be grasped Always out of reach temptation reaps its' own reward
Summer Skies
Summer Skies 'neath summer skies of blue darkening velvet Needle stitched the shining stars The rising tide sucks gently at the silence Full echo of my beating heart Briefly rocket climbing red orange sparks Leave trails across the eye Pierced by distant Oystercatcher cry The so tranquil earth revolves 'neath summer skies our souls breathe on Side by side we sit alone
Death Cab To Kill Me
Breathe child, you are free of hate And I envy you I want to bash you to sleep And steal your peace. For I am weak and there is no rest for the wicked. And as a child the life was bludgeoned from my being All that I have left is a shell. Love me not, for I will destroy you. I know this and I hold this fact dear. I enjoy knowing I will be alone at the time of my demise. Singing suicide hymns for no one to hear. It’s alright now. Basking in the glory of defeat… Cause darling, it’s all I have left now. And secretly, subconsciously I think, I wish for nothing more than to grab your hand And pull you into the abyss with me And for you to fill this emptiness that is no longer a part of me. It IS me.
What Kind Of Sex Should You Have???
What Kind Of Sex Should You Have?KinkyYou like whips, chains..... crazy stuff. You are creative with sex. Keep it going!!!!! I hope you have a partner as kinky as you, otherwise you wont be satisfied.Sex/Intimacy Quizzes
Are You Depressed???
Are You Depressed?You're Just EmoYes you're said, and yes you're more open about it than other people. But chances are you don't have manic depression, you just need a good boost or kick in the ass at times. Good for you for standing up to your right to feel--not enough people do. But don't think the world is crumbling down on you if someone doesn't agree with your viewpoint. Personality/Emotion Quizzes
See You Next Sunday
The bittersweet aftertaste Of cocaine and sex. Stumble from the back pew Smear the blood across your face. Find a place to put the shame Maybe between your little whore legs. See you next Sunday.
A Womans View !
When i was a girl, i loved stuff animals , now that i am a woman i love the men that give me them . When i was a girl , I loved good music , now that i am woman i can apprecaite the talent of the artist . when i was a girl , I would day dream of prince charming. Now as a woman i let prince charming day dream about me . When i was a girl, i rebelled against my mother , Now as a woman i thank her for her guidence . When i was a girl,i was cocky and bold . now as a woman i appreciate advice. When i was a girl i lived in the family, now as a woman i live For my family . When i was a girl i was sheltered from the storm , now as a woman I Am the shelter from the storm . When i was a girl i hoped to fall in love, now as a woman i hope to stay in love. When i was a girl i was daddys little baby , now as a woman i am the Mother of daddys little girl . Girls tell secrets and women tell truths. Girls love money , women love the men that make the money . Girls try to attract men ,
What's Ur Most Atttractive Quality
What's Your Most Attractive Quality?your personalityyour sweet and shy and people really like you .. you except all kinds and don't judge.. you are very very kind to others and lend out your helping hand .. Myspace Quizzes
Are You Insane???
Are you insane? (pics)You are one insane mother fucker!!!!!You are a bad ass. hell ya Myspace Quiz
Someone told me "If you don't wanna get hurt, listen to your MIND, not your HEART." was true... I wasn't hurt... ... but I was never happy either... (^0^)
'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone In a one-bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give And to see whom in this house did live. As I looked all around a strange sight I did see, No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stockings by the fire, just boots full of sand. On the wall hung pictures of a faraway land. With medals and badges, awards of all kinds, A sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the house of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, so I had to see more. I walked down the hallway and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping. Silent. Alone. Curled up on the floor of his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene. Not how I pictured a United States Marine. Was this the hero of whom I'd just read? Curled up on his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean shaven, his face weath
Whom We Love
Those whem we love Go out of sight, But never out of mind. They are cherished in the hearts Of those they left behind
Things Learned...
Things I've learned in kindergarten that are still useful today: - share your food. - play fair. - don't hit people. - put things back where you found them. - don't create mess. - don't use crayons on the wall. - don't take things that aren't yours. - say sorry when you hurt somebody. - flush. - warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. - live a balanced life. - learn, play, enjoy, sing, dance. - beware of strangers. and most of all... When you go out of the real world, make sure someone is holding your hand. (",)
Fukn Fustrated !!!!!
i havn't had sex with the wife since my godam Bday ! i'm tired of fukn waiting ! all i hear is, i feel this, i feel that, i'm tired, my head hurts, i don't feel well, and fukn so on........... Well i'm fukn sick of it !!!!!!! i'm to old to be " jerking off " It's fukn HUMP DAY and i wanna HUMP !!!! Who's game ? Let me know A.S.A.P.
What I Would Give
What would I give your hand to clasp, Your tiny face to see, To hear you tiny giggle, to see your smiling face As the days that used to be. But some sweet day we'll meet again, Beyond the toil and strife, and clasp each other's hand once more In Heaven, that happy place
Tiny Hands
Though his smile is gone forever And his hand I cannot touch I still have so many memories Of the one I loved so much His memory is my keepsake With which I will never part
For Devin
I'm thinking of you today Devin, But that is nothing new. I thought about you yesterday And the day before that too. I will think of you forever I love and miss you so. Your end came fast and sudden No time to say goodbye. You were gone before I knew it God knows the reason why. Dear God, please take him this message To heaven up above. Tell him how much I miss him And give him all my love. Each time I see your picture You seem to smile and say Don't cry I'm only sleeping We'll meet again someday
Gone is the face we loved so dear, Silent is the voice I long to hear, Too far away for sight or speech, But not too far for thought to reach. Sweet to remember him who once was here, And who, though absent is just as dear

For My Son
Holding out these empty armsCursing my disillusionment Why did I imagine it could be any other waythat I could have been content, dreams that’s all it was,Mothers arms are not meant to be emptyI look up at the sky, tears filling my eyes,Searching the stars trying to find my angelThe brightest star I search for Finding it the first tear rolls down my cheekMemories flood back of our short time togetherLove totally encasing my heart as I look at that starI know you are there baby I will never forgetI just can’t come to accept as I look that you are so farI would have cuddled and loved you kept you safeWithin my arms holding you in a tight embraceI will search these skies for you each nightBut just for now have to leave you in Gods guiding lightSleep well my baby one day my arms and heart will be full againAs I join you and give you all that was meant to be   16 years have come and gone and it still feels like yesterday that I held you in my arms. Not a day goes by that I do
From Larry
I'll buy a drink for anyone who plays my song "Hearts And Roses" located on my Reverb Nation Page! Anyone who puts my player on their page will receive a personally burned copy of my country songs for showing that support. To get the code for the player go to: and just go to widget for the cut and paste code. Thanks for any support Larry Hey Everyone: Need your help! Could use some help here with my music and the charts. My songs are now on on the country charts and also on Please stop by and give them a play or two, I'd appreciate the help moving them up. You can also hear a bunch of my songs on my website Don't forget to tune in to Jody on the Round Up Show All the best to all, and thanks for those photo ratings and for becoming fans! Regards, Larry Okay, Okay it sounds like John McCain, but I really could use your votes at Ou
She Cry Over Dumb Ass Dog
Short Time
In a quiet country cemetery Where the gentle breeze blows, Lies the son I loved so dearly Whom I lost 11 years ago. Your resting place I visit Place flowers there with care, But no one knows the heartache When I turn to leave you there.Of all that life has given me And all that's left to do, I will never know a greater gift Than the days I shared with you You can shed tears that he is gone, Or you can smile because he lived. You can close your eyes and pray that he will come back, Or you can open your eyes and see all that he has left. Your heart can be empty because you can't see him, Or you can be full of the loe that you shared. You can turn your back on tomorrow and live for yesterday, Or you can remember him and only that he has gone, Or you can cherish his memory and let it live on. You can cry, close your mind, be empty, and turn your back, Or you can do what he wanted, smile, open your eyes, love and move on
Can U Find
What In The Hell?
You know you're in for a bad day when, for some reason you can't fall asleep until 3 am and you have to be up at 6. Then you only get 1 1/2 hours sleep because while sleeping you get a really bad cramp in your thigh. When you finally fall back asleep, the alarm clock starts beeping, you hit snooze and roll over. Only to find out you accidently turned off the alarm and wake up late for work. Now I am at work yawning my head off, can't concentrate fully and want be able to anything about sleep until I get home tonight because I have errands to run when I get off at 5 pm. Man, I need a vacation. How's everyone elses day going? First off let me start off by saying I am a fan of T.I. so I say this with much love. What in THE HELL were you thinking T.I.? I don't want to see any "Free T.I.!" products nor do I want to hear "The Man" is out to get another well off brotha in the rap game. T.I. knew he was on probation, he also knew it was illegal for him to have the guns let alone purchase them
Life Is Good
Well now it is time for me to ramble. I have to do all of these interviews about my award. And it is amazing how some people in the media will try to take what a soldier does in a split second and microanalyze it. I just want peopl to know we do what we do in those brief seconds because we have no other choice and it is the right thing to do. Do I like shooting people? No. Was he going to kill me? Yes. It is that simple!
There you are In a darkened room And youre all alone Looking out the window Your heart is cold and lost the will to love Like a broken arrow Here I stand in the shadows Come to me, come to me Cant you see that Nobody wants to be lonely Nobody wants to cry My bodys longing to hold you So bad it hurts inside Time is precious and its slipping away And Ive been waiting for you all of my life Nobody wants to be lonely so why Why dont you let me love you Can you hear my voice Do you hear my song Its a serenade So your heart can find me And suddenly your flying down the stairs Into my arms, baby Before I start going crazy Run to me, run to me Cause Im dying Nobody wants to be lonely Nobody wants to cry My bodys longing to hold you So bad it hurts inside Time is precious and its slipping away And Ive been waiting for you all of my life Nobody wants to be lonely so why Why dont you let me love you I want to feel you need me Just like the air youre
Erotic Kiss
EROTIC KISS Antagonizing pleasure Placed upon my lips Where dreams come true In just one kiss! Sharing an afternoon of ecstasy Closing the door on reality Not even the thickest iceberg Could melt the lust I feel inside! I shed my fears faster than my clothes The anticipation begins to unfold My heart begins to pound faster As you come closer Just one look from your eyes And I become hypnotized A river of sins, to which I concede Just one kiss, caused the undoing of me! Your lips gently pressed against mine A silent submission of tongues intertwined My mouth tenderly pressed against yours My voice trembles as you start to explore Electric shocks as your tongue touches mine An erotic dance of passing time My heart's racing as fast as yours My body's craving for something more! Starving and Craving For an evening Of erotic bliss Where dreams come true In Just One Kiss. Author: Unknown
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The Heat Of Passion
The heat of passion Is we are going to feel Cause when I am with you... I'm on fire ''Cause you know how it's done'' I want to feel the burning of your ecstasy, And see... Soul with soul, Flesh with flesh, Skin with skin, Sweating with love In a fever that we will be burn, With hot days and nights, Getting hotter and hotter, Joined together entwined Into love's sweet rapture forever bound, As we mingle together an unforgettable kiss Where our love transcends with essence Beyond compare, Of true passions and desires, Blooming together growing us in love, In a Volcano burst of flames, Erupting with hot lava As we ride wave upon wave, Crying out of our skin Going higher and higher, Holding one another erotically erupting, Intoxicated by the overflowing Savage seduction of our love, As we lay beside one another And our lovemaking is complete, The trust that lays between us No passion can ever beat... I love you! Author: Lourdes S. © 2004
My Past And Well My Life Now!
I have walked the path of light for too many years then I care to remember, yet now all I know is the darkness. All I once cared about is long dead, not than I really cared about anything but sill, those that once cared about me are all gone! I guess in hindsight this is a good thing as it freed me up to explore the darker sides of life... I seem to be compelled to tell you all this but just don’t know why... Oh... I do understand that in some way or another you will get all shitty with what I do...but I really could not give a shit and why should I ay? Not like any of you are going to believe what I have to say anyway! So might just as well go for it! So HA!?! I couldn’t care less! Now lets see... I was in a bad way after my wife killed her self so to get away from her memory I travelled to many different places... some of whitch where very dark... I fell in with a cult in the west indeas knowen as “The sacred rose” but they where just a bunch of pompus windbags! So I left... T tr
Fun And Freaky
How Freaky Are U In Bed
My Song
She hangs her head and cries on my shirt. She must be hurt very badly. Tell me whats making you sadly? Open your door, dont hide in the dark. Youre lost in the dark, you can trust me. cause you know thats how it must be. Lisa lisa, sad lisa lisa. Her eyes like windows, tricklin rain Upon her pain getting deeper. Though my love wants to relieve her. She walks alone from wall to wall. Lost in a hall, she cant hear me. Though I know she likes to be near me. Lisa lisa, sad lisa lisa. She sits in a corner by the door. There must be more I can tell her. If she really wants me to help her. Ill do what I can to show her the way. And maybe one day I will free her. Though I know no one can see her. Lisa lisa, sad lisa lisa. ------------------------------- Think thats my song for sure Never heard of Cat Stevens before but feels like he knows me reading that Thanks for the person who sent it to me Lisa xx
Teerz In My Beerz
Maybe Another time another place A different story, a different pace We'd be different people yes But the more the same to date day, some day I'll grow up and be okay. I realize the wrongs I've committed Its time to make it all right. Strong-willed and big-hearted You are those by far Unchangeable and unsure No we're all not up to par. So, maybe one day from now Once I've grown up and proved myself We can start this good thing over... And make it better....maybe.
Emotions in a Row By: April Terry Loneliness, A feeling of isolation. Can it be, That what should be, One of the happiest times, In ones life, That they feel so utterly alone? Happiness, A feeling of pure joy. Can it be, The one feeling, We have learned to resist, In ones life, From the lack there of? Sadness A feeling of melancholy. Can if be, The one feeling, We have resided within, For so long, In ones life, That we must always feel? Feelings, No matter what, They are always with us. Written on our faces, Mark by scars, On are skin, And in our hearts Questions, Will they read the signs? Will it be the truth? Can one be so selfish? Do they even care? As they watch us die, From our bleeding hearts? Oblivious, A state of mind? Or is it a choice? Does one choose, To be so ignorant. Of the pain they cause, To those around them? Pain, How much must one know, Before they can be free? Will the hurting ever cease? Or is this th
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TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new >husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his >highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was >repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him >thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other >incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was >surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few >minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of >corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the >age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near >what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. >Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years >of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed >him certificates
A Question For Just The Men!
This question is not meant to be NSFW at don't someone freak out! This is a real question......I asked my boyfriend last night and his reply was..."are you taking a survey?" So I said....well maybe I should? So here ya go! In a perfect world/ often would you want to have sex? I know life can be busy sometimes, so I know saying..."all day, every day..." is not a realistic answer! So think about it and leave me a comment! Just trying to get into a guys head.......:D
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Kinky_boo_4_you Rated me a 4 after she rated me a 10... WTF! You rate me a 10 then you re-rate me a 4??? Make up your mind.Anyways, this downrater's links are below View Downrater Block Downrater Leave Comment For Downrater Sexy Cowboy 2188 Rated me a 1 after he rated me a 10... WTF! You rate me a 10 then you re-rate me a 1??? Anyways, this downrater's links are below View Downrater Block Downrater Leave Comment For Downrater Bex aka 'sumone2luv' Rated my "My Picture" a 7. Hmmmm, it's prettier than you honey...Anyways, this downrater's links are below View Downrater Block Downrater Leave Comment For Downrater
How Was I Born Daddy?
A Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You've got male.....
For A Special Someone (a Poem Sent To Me By An Incredibly Beautiful And Loving Soul)
For A Special Someone You are my inspiration. Having you in my life revived my sleeping devotion. You are indeed a special someone. Loving you gives me hope to free this misery that I coped. In those times I gave up You came and I stood up. Never will I forget how you always cheer me up every time I'm sad and for that I'm glad. Whenever I'm lonely You are there for me keeping my heart alive with your every smile. I dedicate this poem to you to show how much you mean to me - I love you My special someone! This poem was sent to me along with a gift from Dear Friend. I love this poem so much ! And I will ALWAYS be there for you Dearheart, you know who you are! Stephen
Prey To The World
I used to wonder What we’re all about I wanted to talk it out I wanted to share Iwanted to feel I wanted to taste Something real ...but then i got wise I wasn’t taught to swallow lies I couldn’t help but ask, why? your bullshit lies Harrowed my mind My every move Overstepped some line …but then i got wise
Needing Advice Blogs
I was on myspace reading some blogs from a few people I know from my job. I really found them to be amusing for the most part. But it seams like the drama level at work is at its all time high. I normally try to keep out of it but being one of the managers I have to step in from time to time to try to put it all to an end. I tell ya it never seams to matter, even when you think you have thing worked out or at least under control, you realize a new drama has started. I have gotten to a point that I try to just block it all out conduct business as ususal. RIGHT the key word here is TRY !! Why is it when you try to ignore things they seam to get thrown at you faster and hard than before. I am truley at my whitts end over all of it. 99% of it is so stupid that it really shouldnt even be a drama issue and the 1% that possibly could be something serious gets blown off due to all the other crap. Dont get me wrong I love my job, its the drama crap I could do with out. I kno
A Woman...
"A Woman" This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
Running On Full Steam
I Wrote Your Name...
I wrote your name on a piece of paper, but by accident I threw it away. I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.
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I just saw a bulletin about some stupid picture ripper..I gotta say.. Who the fuck cares?!?!?! Someone on this site threatened to kill me and my family.. sent me well over 5,000 emails and all that ..I have 25... yes.. 25 of his names blocked here.. and yet.. no one posted a bulletin here to help me..My so called "friends" here ....SUCK!!!!! All they care about is ratings and picture rippers..Plus, if you're not a very young don't get any help.. they don't give a damn about REAL issues or REAL feelings. All I have to say is.... thank the Gods I am leaving here soon.. This place has went downhill and fast.. The idiot said he would kill me.. Rape my daughter and dismember her, and make me watch as he did this and then bash my skull in... BUT I see.. all that really fucking matters here is the little girls and what they want. Leveling up!!! Gods forbid if they dont have all the older men here by the balls leading them around like dogs in heat. Sad fucking bastards! Cassie
The Hour Of The Wolf
My Blogs!!! go there to donate's free all you have to do is guess the correct word!!! first one to give 2000 grains gets a special gift from me. Please remember to take a screenshot of it!!! everyone needs to check out my new lounge...SadisticArtist made it in honor of me.
what cuss words really mean Lying to Your Child..Fucks You over! (Read This) Nightmare* The mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey"
Random Thoughts
thought for this a.m. is..... BLAH! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and blah fucking blah! so if your reading this BLAH!!!!!! If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck... Its a duck I know I'm brilliant :P so life give ya a bunch of lemons what do you do? make lemonade of course :P a friend told me about the skype chat thingy so im bored over there trying to figure it out says there are 10,232,233 people online thats alot of people are any of them you? :P happy tuesday Brats :P
Fuckin A It Feels Good!
have you ever made an accomplishment that to is personally a big thing, but to the rest of the world they couldnt give a shit about it. basically it doesnt change anyone else' life? i did that tonight and let me tell you... it feels like not being able to shit for like three days, and then just squeek out that little turd! fuck it feels good!!!
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Who Is Fake And Who Is Real?
Buy Me A Drink!
You have to buy me a drink... I know you have to because I was bored enough to try to buy myself a drink. There was an error screen, you can't buy a gift for yourself. How lame is that? The first online bar and you can't buy a drink for yourself... So, anyways I know YOU HAVE to buy me a drink. And hurry up! Beer goggles make me rate and comment MAD!

so its been a boring day.except for when will came im talkin to someone really special and its his birthday.just wanted to say i love you more as a friend everyday.hopefully we can hang out sometime.hope your birthdays as wonderful as you.
Do This. Please!
1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? 21. Do you sing in the shower? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? 24. Tell me o
I have a day of cleaning ahead of me! I hate that! Nobody cleans up their own mess..I have to! Sucky people... Anyways, we're under tornado and flood warning! Omg I'm so tired. I'm waiting for my fiance to get off of work! I'm so happy I don't have to work tomarrow..but guess what!? I have a new puppy. It's full red nose's sooo cute...It's a boy and his name is Aden. I love puppies! He's over there sleeping now! I need a fuckin new camera! Goddamn it! For this being my first blog on here, I've had many accounts on here. I just want everyone to know that I am taken and no I will not try anything with any other guy. So, respect me and don't even bother asking. I love Adam with all my heart...and more then that. We're engaged..we have been together for almost 3 everythings going okay. I've been on my own for about 2 years now and it's been hard. Because me being only 17 when things went down it made life a hella lot harder. I thought being 18 would make t
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1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Leave your answers in my comment box please would like to see your answers
Emo Poems
The storm gathers in the west Ready to take you out I can see this all to well I know its time to stir about Your in trouble Your going down I will not let this happen I will not let you drown Your my best friend And nothing else matters When the storm hits And your life shatters I'll be your lighthouse And i'll always be here To protect you from anything Even you worst fear So bring on the hurricanes Even the April showers I will shelter you No matter how many hours I wonder how I will die? Too many pills is one way to try Or the car in the garage While everyone's gone ; Block all vents, it shouldn't take long I could use more drugs than my body can handle ; By the next day they'll be lighting my candle I might step off a really steep ledge Trust me friend, I'm right on the edge If I had a gun I could go fast Which would be good ; the pain won't last I could cut my wrists like so many do Whatever it takes to get m
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My Rants
I'm 30 years old, and I've been a daily smoker for 16 years. (Except for those  teenage days when I couldn't afford them, find someone to buy them for me, or smart enough to find where my parents hid them) Recently, I've been talking more and more about wanting to quit. My boyfriend, Mike, seems to be very supportive. He's never smoked a day in his life, and he's ALWAYS saying that I should quit. Well, I tell him that when a smoker goes without a cigarette, they get crabby. They start having the "nic fit from HELL". He tells me he can handle it. But here's the thing...when he's sick of me being a bitch...HE RUNS OUT AND BUYS ME A DAMN PACK OF CIGARETTES!!! and then proceeds to tell me to chill out. How in the FUCK am I supposed to quit? It's the same thing with an obese person trying to diet. You dangle a piece of chocolate cake in their face when they've only been on 1200 calories a day...It's hard! It's disheartening to know that the person who is supposed to be my biggest champi
We Should Have Guessed
Through the years of study and the patience i have exerted through the timeless errors of my ways, i have to come to realize certain things. One of them being, you can not take people for who they say they are. Some people put on this face like... "I'm going to help your friend" ...and the first second they get, they stab you in the back. I would like to believe that i am a good friend. I talk to you when you need to vent, i hug you when youre crying or upset, i keep secrets if i am asked to... etc.....becoming a part of someone's life is easy for me to do...because i have such a huge heart. I wear my feelings on my sleeve...i desire only good things to come for those who have impacted my life. And i see now... thats a flaw.... But, i am so sick and tired of being treated like a complete fool...when all i have done is put my heart on the line and dedicate every waking moment (when im not at work) to something bigger then the pathetic lives of people. Whats so wrong with want
Show Some Luv
I NEED SOME LUV HERE GET ME UP TO THE NEXT LEVEL! YALL CAN ALSO SEND ME A BLAST LOL..RATE/ COMMENT ME! I ALSO PUT UP A LOT MORE NEW PIC COME AND CHECK THEM OUT!! thank you to alll my wounderful friends for getting me to the next level!! i will be posting new pic pretty soon! luv you guys!
2007-10-17 Submissives Story
This is a story written from the perspective of the submissive. People sometimes ask Me why I write from the subs perspective. I point out: It is easier for a sub to picture themselves in that situation with Me, than if I wrote from the perspective of a Master. So here is another: On this morning i awoke with my bladder about to burst. i very carefully crawled out of the bed trying not to disturb my Master. He stirred slightly but didn't wake up. i crept to the bathroom down the hallway from His room so as not to wake Him with the sound of my peeing. as i sat on the toilet i ran my hands across the flat of my stomach and breast. i could feel the crusted remnants of the cum He had so generously spewed on my skin just a few hours earlier. my pussy was swollen and tender from the reaming i had received for nearly eight hours the evening before. Master had tied me down and used a fucking machine on me for hours. Combined with the multiple dildos, butt plugs and the fisting session, my
Fuck Or Pass
hey, this ones kinda funny, so what the hell...... There is at least one person on your friends list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this shit's funny.. YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies.. There is at least one person on your friends list that wants to do u so!!! repost this as "Fuck or Pass" an see who has the guts 2 tell u.... Don't be a bitch and not re-post
>> A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he >> waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre ' D was a robot. >> The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. >> I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you >> please." Intrigued, the man said, "OK." >> ~ >> The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your >> IQ?" >> The man answered, "Oh, about 164. >> The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, >> Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. >> ~ >> The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he >> would try a different tack. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, >> sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started >> discussing NASCAR racing , the latest basketball scores, and what to >> expect the Red Sox to do this weekend. >> ~ >> The guy had to try it one more time. So the n
This Charade
In the fall of '03, I was attending college for the first time. Even though I was more in touch with myself and my emotions than when I was 16, I still had not reached the level at which I have now. I did, however, have my feelings and felt the need to express them through writing. This is what I was feeling at the time. This Charade Smiling even though she's hurting She must hide what she doesn't want him to see Like the feelings she keeps inside her And the person he makes her want to be She trembles underneath him While she's staring at the ceiling But the only thing she can think of Is this nothingness that she's feeling She wants his heart so badly Because nothing makes her feel so good But she knows it's wishful thinking And she'd stop feeling if she could She knows he sees right through her So there's not much point to this charade But she won't let herself be hurt by him And she'll never let him know she's afraid Yet if she were brave enough she'd
Enema Stories
ENEMA STORIES Oh it was my third trip to the bathroom.... When I got back to class, Mrs. Crocker said Anthony you don't look well, would you like to go to the school nurse. I said, “yes Ma’am”, She gave me a pass. I walked to the nurse’s office. That morning before I left for school, I was running to the bathroom, but couldn't go.... It must have been all the stress with the tests and all, since it was the end of the school year. Mom told me to go to school and if I were still having a problem to go to the nurse, and mom would come get me. Miss Watson, the nurse asked me what was wrong, I told her I felt like I had to go but couldn't... she asked me how long I had felt this way, I told her 3 days. She called Mom. When Mom got there, Miss Watson called her into the office as I waited in the waiting room. They talked, and laughed, and giggled. Mom came out, and smiled, she said ok Anthony let’s go home and get you taken care of. When we were in the car and going home, Mom sai
I just wanted you women to know out there that you are sexy and beautiful!!! I can do it better than a MAN!! please believe that! lol drop me a line girls...
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Scared Little Girl
This poem came about when I was not quite 16. I guess I was going through my depressed, life-is-so-hard stage of adolescence. I had absolutely no idea the intensity of emotions, of pain, of just life itself. But when you're 16, everything seems intense at the moment. You think you know all there is to know and that you are in total control. As you get older you realize there are few situations of which you are in complete control. You learn that those emotions and pain, that that life you once thought "so hard" were nothing in comparison to how difficult they can become when you're older. So this was me at 16. [I would like to point out that my favorite parts are lines 2 and 3 of the second stanza. I also apologize for the repetitiveness of the poem. But as I said I was only 16.] Scared Little Girl If anybody's listening My heart is filled with pain I'm bleeding on the inside And it's driving me insane If anybody's listening My eyes are the windows to my soul Inside you'l
As I Look Into Your Eyes
A True Angel You Must Be
Horny I am, Horny I will be, When I can feel you inside of me When, oh when will that ever be I want to feel the sweet gentle kiss Next to your tender lips I want to be in your arms To see if this doesn’t feel wrong I want to touch your hairy chest Because this is the part I like best You turn me on, so very much I just want to feel your touch I want you to look into my eyes And to see how much I want you You are so very sexy to me Oh Baby, I want you inside of me.. Written by me Naughty!! I long to touch you Be with you, Look into your eyes To have you look into mine I want to be able to sit alone On a starry night, with no one else in sight Looking up to the sky, sharing our Deepest secrets, that no one else would ever know Feel the passion that burns inside of you As you reach over and kiss me.. To hear you say to me, hold me close Let me feel you Your to able to smell your after shave Even after you have left So if thi
Following The Yellow Brick Road
I wrote this poem when I was 15. I was in the 9th grade and taking a creative writing class, which just happened to be taught by my father. Our assignment was to listen to the song 'Remember the Tinman' by Tracy Chapman (a fabulous song, by the way, which I encourage all to listen to at least once) and write a poem in response. So this was my response. It was the first real poem I'd ever written. Following the Yellow Brick Road I used to think I was really in love But like most things love often dies And not only did he steal my heart He took the innocence and life from my eyes So I went on a journey In search of something great But there were only locks on the doors And chains across a gate I wandered aimlessly on my journey Until one very special day When I found the courage inside me To tear down the walls and throw my armor away I used to be just like the Tinman Searching for something I lack I followed the yellow brick road to the Great Oz And took my b

Man this fubar shit seems to be pretty cool so far. I really have'nt seen a site like this where the women are so amazingly beautiful and friendly as hell it kinda makes you feel good to be an Americian male! I hope my male bros. in this fubar shit show these hot ladies proper respect by not acting fucking stupid and show some love to the ones (here or at least the ones on my friends list)that make our world go around. So ladies of fubar shit heres to you (downing dlb. shot petron)and to the ladies in my friends/family list MMMuuuuah! Love You!
Tearing Down The Walls
Naked Celebritys
Cop Accused Of Soliciting Sex In Police Cruiser 21-Year Veteran Of Coral Gables Police Department Suspended Without Pay CORAL GABLES, Fla. -- A Coral Gables police officer was arrested Sunday, accused of soliciting sex from a prostitute in his police cruiser. Officer Alan Davis, a 21-year veteran of the Coral Gables Police Department, is accused of soliciting a woman whom he thought was a prostitute but was actually a confidential informant working for police. According to the arrest report, the 43-year-old officer was on duty and in uniform when he drove his marked Ford Expedition to Pierce Park and paid $40 for sex with the woman. Davis then brought her to an empty office building to perform the act, the arrest report said. "He propositioned her," Coral Gables police Chief Michael Hammerschmidt said. "There was an exchange of money and, prior to any actual activity, he was arrested." Davis, who is married with children, is charged with one misdemeanor count
Sick Of Errors
Me And My Random Things....
All of ya know I hate spiders.. or if you didnt know, you do now... LOL I swear I was stalked by a spider!!! The little bastard crawled onto my windshield, and I figured it would fly off once i got onto the highway and started goin about 60.... 15 minutes later.. the little bastard was STILL THERE!!! how the hell he managed to cling to my car... I DUNNO... But I do know one thing... I HAULED ASS when I got out of the car! I was scared he'd get on me!!! I think hes the crack spider in the video... LOL Anyways, figured I would share a lame, random story with ya! xoxo
Life Is Short
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you Smile.
Law's Of Life
THE LAWS OF LIFE & Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. & Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. & Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. & Law of the Telephone If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. & Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. & Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). & Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. & Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are wi
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I Enjoy Doing What I Do So Why The F*ck Should It Bother U?
Has anyone really met anyone, who was even close to what they said they where? If so Im intrested in the story.. DMichael
HOW ADAM GOT EVE-PRICELESS Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
Rednecks In Hurch
A Drink
When you buy a women a drink that's All you're buying. If you act like she owes you something in return, you're done (and she'll tell all of her friends).
Hey Jack....
I see how easy it is for you to leave your stupid fucking comments on My page and not allow any, I'll retort here for My own benefit. Fuck you motherfucker! you don't like My pics, then stay the fuck off My page...simple as that, you spineless piece of shit. Redneck? Please...go away and never attempt to be witty with Me again. you will lose.....again.
Women And Football
Contrary to what some men might think, there are women who like Football. I am one.....I LOVE Football. Being Canadian, I of course love the CFL. GO Alouettes GO!!!!!. But after the CFL season ends, I am all NFL. My Sundays are devoted to flipping the channels, it's tough to watch 3 games at the same time. Chicken wings, beer, popcorn are my companions, plus Kim my roomate of course. We scream, we cheer, we complain, we laugh and we have a blast. My favorite teams, now that will make some of you go.....Huh???? I absolutely love the Saints. The Colts, the Patriots and the Giants are also some of my favorite teams. And NO, I don't watch the game only for the great looking asses out there. I know, love, understand the game and I am crazy about Football. Enough said.
Fubar Info
This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on “Call Me”. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Complete these quick and easy steps and you are ready to make a call to anyone that has a fu-mai
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Wyoming Cowboy
Wyoming Cowboy A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college, but half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk !" "That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?" "Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course." So, his father sends the dog and $1,000. About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home. "So how's Ol' Blue doing, son," his father asks. "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!" "Read!" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?" "Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the cl
Sick Of Fubar
im really starting to get sick and tired of the shit here at fubar. I have a lot of friends here but i also have a lot of people that i just dont get along with. Those people are the ones that makes this place a place i dont even care to be at anymore. It seems everytime i place a mumm, some asshole has to mark it NSFW and i'll tell ya, that gets old. I now have people marking some of my stash as well. Im about to start a petition or something for babyjesus to change the shit that needs changed or i'll be leaving this site. i will let all of you know and if you wanna join me in another site, that would be great. xoxoxo
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I'm Sending You Ten Roses Each rose carries a different Blessing for you! This Rose is for Friendship This Rose is for Love This Rose is for Money This Rose is for Happiness This Rose is for Popularity This Rose is for Knowledge This Rose is for Cuteness This Rose is for Family This Rose is for Honesty This Rose is for Long Life This is a friend test. Send this to as many friends as you possibly can and if you get it back, you truly will know who your friends are. OK HERE'S A COUPLE THINGS THAT WHEN I SEE , SAY OR HEAR THEM, THEY CRACK ME UP ........ HORSE TATERS GO BUMP A STUMP TURTLE TWINKIES LMAO NOW, WHAT CAN *YOU* COME UP WITH TO CRACK ME UP, C'MON , GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT!! I DAAARE YA!!!! HEHE
Canadian Eh
 1. Smarties 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp 3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls. 4. Baseball is Canadian - First game June 4, 1838 -    Ingersoll ,  ON 5. Lacrosse is Canadian 6. Hockey is Canadian 7. Basketball is Canadian 8. Apple pie is Canadian 9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers 10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts 11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed  the Americans back past their White House'. Then we burned it, and most of Washington .. We got bored because they ran away. Then, we came home and partied........ Go figure.  12.  Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to  Germany . 13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER. (We got clobbered in the odd battle but. prevailed in ALL the wars) 14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and lasted a little over an hour.  15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an
Foods Of Canada
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Happy Hour
I need 50,000 comments within 8 weeks to get my first Happy Hour! Please come help me bomb! :-) Thanks!
What I Want In A Man
I want someone wanting to hear what I have to say Even if its about nothing If I’m talking about my day, or if I’m talking about my future… Even though I may change a light bulb with the power left on I want someone who thinks I’m brilliant because I have the ability to light up their room I want someone who isn’t afraid to tell me like it is instead of later telling me like it was… I want someone who thinks I’m a 10 even though Cosmo says Size 7s are the new 4 I want someone who has seen me at my worst and still thinks I’m sexy…and not just “cute” I want someone who doesn’t want to leave because they don’t want to spend time away from me I want someone who will play with my hair when I’m falling asleep because they don’t want to wake me, but can’t keep their hands off me I want someone who understands that I’m not perfect and still thinks I’m amazing I want someone who knows that I get stressed out that I’m busy, that I get irritated, that I’m affected that I clea
Random Crap
Little known 'Did you know' facts Weird facts that you would rather not know.... Did you know?...It is impossible to lick your elbow. Did you know?...Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. Did you know?...Coca-Cola was originally green. Did you know?...23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. Did you know?...In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. Did you know?...If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contactwith extraterrestrials or their vehicles? Did you know?...Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. Did you know?...More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. Did you know?...The "sixth sick sheik's sixth
Brain Power !!
This is very interesting. I also heard on the radio this morning that the truck drivers Are asking everyone not to drive on April 1st. You probably know that diesel fuel is Almost $4 per gallon. This will effect everything we buy. WHERE TO BUY AMERICANGASOLINE. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW. READ ON. Gas rationing in the 70's worked even though we grumbled about it. It might even have been good for us! Are you aware that the Saudis are boycotting American products? Shouldn't we return the favor? Can't we take control of our own destiny and let these giant oil importer s know who REALLY generates their profits, their livings? How about leaving American Dollars in Americaand reduce the import/export deficit? An appealing remedy might be to boycott their GAS. Every time you fill up your car you can avoid putting more money into the coffers of Saudi Arabia. Just purchase gas from companies that don't import their oil from the Saudis. Nothing is
Pieces Of A Broken Mirror.
Comment Images - Comments Graphics Not joking!!!! Look how black and shiney!!!! Damn, I am addicted to corsets! Now those who know me well, know that I love corsets....I love to be corseted...I love the way a corset makes me as hell!!! So once again I am in search for yet another corset.....I loosened up my fingers and started to search the web for the perfect corseter...and I found this wonderful website, which of course has the most beautiful corsets that are custom made for the wearer..... Dark Garden Now I've never been able to afford a custom whenever I find a site that makes them perfectly...I set and dream of myself wearing something like the one above, or when I'm in my bad librarian mode.....this one now just think of me with reading glasses perched on the end of my nose as I .....well, let's not get carried away here.... I'll let your imagination roam from here. So since I will not be getting one of these wonderful cus
Biggest Contest Give Away
OMG...The drama stops here!!! I can't figure out what makes some guys tick on this websight! First Things First...Buying gifts for people; I literally buy gifts for everybody on my Family list and sometimes my Friends list and I do it ALL the time! What else am I supposed to do with all those stupid "Fu-Bucks"? There is no special rhyme or reason behind it! If there is a special reason for what I buy something I will send a message with it saying so! Second....I don't really go for this whole checking out all the other guys on my page shit!! If you are that insecure of a person I really don't want you on my page anyway. If you are on my page than hopefully you are there to see and talk to me...not to check out the "competition". That is so unattractive!! If you expect me to talk to you act like a grown up and welcome to my page. If not....move on...I don't have time for you!
I think I may Have found the love of my life once and for all. I think I may be done searchin the world for someone that is going to love me for me. I am so happy. I hope everything works out.
Why Dragons?
Why Dragons? The smoke still hangs heavily over the meadow, Circling down from the mouth of the cave, While kneeling in prayer, full armored and haloed, The lone knight is feeling uncertainly brave. The promise of victory sung in the churches, Is hardly a murmur out here in the air. All that he hears is the thud of this faint heart Echoing growls of the beast in its lair. The steel of his armor would flash in the sunlight, Except that the smoke has quite hidden the sky. The red of the cross on his breast should sustain him, Except - he suspects - it's a perfect bull's-eye. The folk of the village who bet on the outcome Have somehow all fled from the scene in dismay. They'll likely return in a fortnight or longer, He doubts that they'll be of much help on this day. And then - with a scream - the fell beast of the cavern Flings its foul body full out of the cave. The knight forgets prayers and churches and haloes And tries to remember just how to be brave. The webs
When The Skies Danced
When the Skies Danced Have you watched the skies dance with light? Heard the thunder more like a roar? For ‘tis on such a moonlit night That one may give heed to dragon lore. When a million stars twinkle and bow To the forked tongues and fiery lash Of Dragons soaring ‘neath Hecate’s brow While like waves, the clouds boom and crash. Yet many may never accept the fact Of beasts living among the clouds They prefer to accept them with evil’s pact At home behind Hades dark shrouds. Nay, I’ve not witnessed their winged flight Nor seen them from here on the ground But I can imagine their great might Might harbor in the cloud’s white mound. So next time you’re touched by the sky Or watch the clouds move on the wind Think to yourself that dragons do fly They’re just not seen by the eyes of men.
The Dragon Of The Loch
The Dragon of the Loch "Why lies the mighty dragon here let him knoweth tell, with its head to the land, and its huge tail near the shore of the fair loch nell? And here the mighty god was known in Europe's early morn And worship knew, on Celtic ground, with harp and drum and horn. So here the surpent lies in pride Such hoary tales confess, But rears his mighty head no more By the shores of fair Loch Ness."
Thinking? Me? Yikes!
This is something we are all encountering when we have to make calls for information or service, whether it be the mail order house or the health care provider or the computer company. We just have to be patient and try to understand what they are telling us and keepa smile on our face. By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS... In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!! Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service: Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon
I can't wait till saturday i get to get my new tattoo! its gonna be so sick! soon ill turn that into a complete awsome! see now i dont understand why is it people around me call themselves friends? why is it that im doing all that i can to help them out and all they do is take and
The Tale Of Custard The Dragon
The Tale of Custard the Dragon Belinda lived in a little white house, With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse, And a little yellow dog and a little red wagon, And a realio, trulio, little pet dragon. Now the name of the little black kitten was Ink, And the little gray mouse, she called her Blink, And the little yellow dog was sharp as Mustard, But the dragon was a coward, and she called him Custard. Custard the dragon had big sharp teeth, And spikes on top of him and scales underneath, Mouth like a fireplace, chimney for a nose, And realio, trulio, daggers on his toes. Belinda was as brave as a barrel full of bears, And Ink and Blink chased lions down the stairs, Mustard was as brave as a tiger in a rage, But Custard cried for a nice safe cage. Belinda tickled him, she tickled him unmerciful, Ink, Blink and Mustard, they rudely called him Percival, They all sat laughing in the little red wagon At the realio, trulio, cowardly dragon. Belinda giggled t
The Dragon's Storm
The Dragon's Storm The lightening flashed and we saw the head of a dragon in the cloud. It seemed he took a deep, long breath and we heard him monstrously loud. The lightening flashed again, alas, we thought he’d gone away; But I heard him roar and I felt reassured he hadn’t had his say. The wind grew still and the air felt sharp; ’Twas only a matter of time ’Til he let loose with all his might his fury on all mankind. What deed was done to unleash his wrath, so Chaos could reign unchecked? What lesson was he teaching man that he’d leave this world so wrecked? Has man grown so wrapped within himself that he no longer considers his friends? Is it that man has a selfish heart that has driven the dragon these ends? Man lacks the strength to control the dragons and must wait ’til they appease their lust; But if he displays compassion and
My New Website
New Rules
I'm So Stressed! I'm not giving a fuck. In a world where we all get stressed out the second we leave the house, you being overwhelmed means little to the rest of us, ESPECIALLY ME. If your my friend, and you can't find more then a single sentence worth of subjects to discuss that don't revolve around your inability to handle your life, DO NOT EXPECT TO BE MY FRIEND FOR LONG. We all go through hard shit, and if I'm your friend, I'm gonna be there. But if all you go through is hard shit, if everything that has ever happened to you is just as stressful as the last thing, then it is not the instances that need fixing, it's you. You are fuckin broken, and I am not glue. Buying your dog an expensive sweater, just means that he's gonna get blood all over it when he tears out your fuckin throat. You. Yes, you. The one that dresses the dog in fucking sweaters and hats. Go fuck yourself. Seriously. The dog is covered in fur, and your putting clothes on it. I understand that the barr
The Dragon's Song
The Dragon's Song The stars do you see them? They are so beautiful They live in my heart The heart of a dragon. The wind Can you feel it? It's song flows beneath my wings As I fly away from you In my sorrow On the wings of a dragon The trees Can you smell them? You were raised among their scent of life One day you will return to them And to me That is my hope The hope of a dragon My cry Can you hear it? My pain fills the skies I considered you no less than daughter In all but blood you were my own But now we must part And you must forget But I will remember I will cry tears for us both The tears of a dragon One day When evil is vanquished You will come and dry them I pray The prayer of a dragon
i see tears of blood fallin from my eyes and realize that im dead on the inside to no suprise that i smoke on the finest kind rip it & light it so we all can just get high
Answering My Mumms
Well here it goes. i have seen that when you put up a mumm you might wonder what the outcome was. Well here is mine. About my boss : he is still subtly trying to get me alone with him. I have just stood my ground and trying ot get some hard evidence on my blackberry or company email ( yes he is that stupid) so i can sent it to his boss. Plus im not that kind of girl. nothing says it better when it it written in stone or via email. Should I or wait. I deserve better so we broke it off. still friends and i realized that i need some one that will love me for me all faults, kids and crayziesness that is around me. well really it is just my being silly for the kids and im a clown at times too any way and i know i prob talk to much at times but that is when im really nervous. so just tell me to stop. ANY WHO Court dates and ex's needless to say they doubled his payments cause of adding cash medical support to him. i guess he should of just paid the damn $45 dollars a w
The Dragon's Curse
The Dragon's Curse Enter darkness. Leave the light. Here be nightmare. Here be fright. Here be dragon, flame and flight. Here be spit-fire. Here be grief. So curse the bones of unbelief. Curse the creeping treasure-thief. Curse much worse the dragon-slayer. Curse his purse and curse his payer. Curse these words. Preserve their sayer. Earth and water, fire and air. Prepare to meet a creature rare. Enter, now, if you dare. Enter, now... the dragon's lair!
The Dragon And The Undying
The Dragon and the Undying All night the flares go up; the Dragon sings And beats upon the dark with furious wings; And, stung to rage by his own darting fires, Reaches with grappling coils from town to town; He lusts to break the loveliness of spires, And hurls their martyred music toppling down. Yet, though the slain are homeless as the breeze, Vocal are they, like storm-bewilder’d seas. Their faces are the fair, unshrouded night, And planets are their eyes, their ageless dreams. Tenderly stooping earthward from their height, They wander in the dusk with chanting streams, And they are dawn-lit trees, with arms up-flung, To hail the burning heavens they left unsung.
Starsinger He soared high from his mountain plateau; surveyed his kingdom, He left shadows in his wake as dark as he, And a dragons' lands his own None dared defy the terrifyingly beautiful master. But what's this? Down below him, another danced, Screaming out his challenge, he dove, talons ready, And he stopped, And he died. For the other had looked at him with eyes that pierced his heart, And for the first time in his life he knew he'd met his equal. The green dragon observed him, mischievous eyes sparkling, Languidly, she stretched and flexed her wings. "you are mine, Shadowdancer," She said with knowing grace. "I am Starsinger." The black dragon regarded her and tossed his head, regally, defiantly, For while he knew she was his mistress, Her heart was also his
Sometime I sit and wonder why Why it is I sit and cry I wonder why I am so sad When I think of what we could have had When I think of things the way I dreamed I guess some things arent as they seemed What can I do to make you see All I want is you with me Sometimes I wish I had just one more night Just one time to hold you tight I fear that day will never come But always know you have my love Life is so unfair. Your heart goes here and your mind goes there. Why can't things just go right? Instead we always just fuss and fight. How can you just turn your feelings off and on While I sit here crying because your gone? My chest is aching, you broke my heart. You ripped it out and tore it apart. I so wanted to believe you had changed. So my life I rearanged. Now I'm not sure what to believe. If you ment what you said then why did you leave? So here we go again. I sit here wondering what might have been. Would the two of
SHE The Dragon flies into the dusk on silver, painted wings, And though she rides the sky alone, she has learned many things. She knows the sea runs to the sand, and where the moon takes rest. She greets the noble unicorns, and flies where phoenix nest. Her eyes seek treasures of the mind, not any mundane thought. She knows of all the Dwarven smiths and what their skills have wrought. Her silvered scales have seen the rule of mighty kings gone by, And when the cause of good was lost, she would often cry. She felt the pain of mother's loss as her children died to fight, all the foes of dragon kind that killed to show their might. In my heart, this dragon flies, and keeps my heart and mind. She taught me how to love, and learn, and made my path defined. She led me down the darkest trail, so I could face my fear, And though I feel her weakening, I know that she is near. And before she spreads her wings to fly forever to be free, I will fly just one more time, for I know th
Piety The prince was deep in the heart of the endless forest. He knew the dragon was near. "She glows like a green crystal," the town's magi told him. "Get her before she gets you." The prince was ready with his quiver of deadly, mercurial arrows. Mercury meant instant death to a forest dragon. He couldn't waste a single arrow - and then he realised that the forest had gone deadly quiet and even the air was still with the chill of Death. A warmth on the back of his neck and there she was with clear amber eyes her whole body glowing the spirit and lifeblood of the forest itself. The prince could release the arrow straight into her eye But Why? And she toyed with his conscience testing simultaneously, her own patience Til the prince relented Threw his bow and arrows upon the ground And side by side They were safe and sound The townspeople took the prince for dead When he never returned with the dragon's head When with her, he stayed, She thought he'd be too
All They Really Wanted Was You
Nature Dragons of fire, And twisting of flame, Slilence un-turning, Without any name. The quiet and churning, And darkness of night. Quiet unfolding, With seepings of might. Roaring and screaming, With tidings of day. Flightings and fallings, And losings of way. Sweeping and swirling, In light and in dark; Turning and twisting, And leaving no mark. Pulling and lifting, And tearing away. Moaning and wailing, 'Til break of the day
I just posted a blog and it was very interesting to see the comments. The most I got out of it is that most ppl dont understand there is a reason for every thing. You might not understand or know what it it, but there is always a reason. Also just served as a reminder how small minded alot of ppl are as well.
Jabberwocky 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought-- So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One two! One two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He chortled in his joy. 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
Searching Once More
Do you exist or am I searching for an apparition an urban legend meant to soothe my fears and keep me subscribing to Destiny's slogan that everything happens for a reason... Do you live or am I being haunted by skeletons of chances past promises that the one has not yet arrived and protect me from my trepidation that my own hand did murder love's only life Do you breathe or am I suffocating from the padding of little girl dreams a fairytale disguised as the optimism of hope and reality holds back its open palm and slap of truth that there is no such story called Soulmate!!!!!!!!!!!! My MIND searches for the answers, As my SPIRIT yearns to be soothed, While my HEART seeks acceptance, Knowing my MOTIVATION is lost somewhere in between. I have known who I am; yet I still doubt myself. I have an idea of the person I want to become; so why am I scared to evolve into that woman. What is it about the me now and the me of the future
Honor Bound
Honor Bound A Dragon asks unspoken questions and will not tolerate Attempts by lesser beings to dodge or fluctuate. Do not try to side-step, she will recognize your dance. Do not create deception, wisely, do not take the chance. Make your answers straightforward, unerringly sincere, For only honesty and candor will not offend her ear. Once she descries your motives and deems them right and just, You'll have earned a staunch supporter and a Dragon's trust. So if ye dare, look deeply into Dragon's whirling eyes, But believe ye that she knows who is truthteller and who lies
Here Were Dragons
Here Were Dragons Ladies and gentlemen, moving along. Now here is an interesting site. An area where the dragons would throng to ululate throughout the night. As you will see from our careful recreation these creatures will often astound but they never deserved their dire reputation as the most fearsome creatures around With a forty foot wingspan or more the dragons were kings of the skies. A thunderclap flap that helped them to soar (and distribute pollen nearby). Yes they were strong and they could easily bear a tree trunk around like a twig. And they had fiery breath of which to beware which could easily barbecue a pig. And with all of this how do we portray them now? Do we focus upon their great splendour? No. We demonise or trivialise and I wonder how can we do this on evidence so slender. If you find pixies a pest, and they often infest your workplace, your garden or home, then you'd like me to suggest or even attest to a solution for wherever t
Dave's Blog
why does everyone have to be retarted, what is wrong with just loving someone for who they are? why do they all have to have a motive for something else, or to backstab each other... this weekend has been the worst weekend ever with friends going crazy over each other and fights brewing....I ask why??? if i love someone, so what.... thats my problem and nobody elses and if someone else likes someone else then thats there problem, and yet everyone seems to but there nose in everyone elses shit....WHY! So you sailed away into a grey sky morning Now I'm here to stay, love can be so boring And nothing's quite the same now I just say your name now. But it's not so bad You're only the best I ever had You don't want me back You're just the best I ever had. So you stole my world, now I'm just a phony Remembering the girl leaves me down and loney Well send it in a letter Make yourself feel better. But it's not so bad You're only the best I ever had You dont wan
Guardians There was once a time when They ruled our Earth All the land was owned by them The mighty beasts of Dragons. Rulers of the seas and oceans Kings of the Sky and Sun; Queens of the Stars and Moon They were the Guardians of the Earth. Then came Man Demanding and commanding Driving them from all their dwellings Into dark caverns to lie in. The Dragons took flight as freedom was theirs Where to, no one knows - but Don't the Sun and Moon still rise? Don't the waves still wash upon the shore? If they had left our Earth for good There'd be no sunlight There'd be no rain: Nothing would live again. Until the day they decide to wake To leave all Earth in the hands of Man, always will the Dragons be The Guardians of The Earth.
Future Of Earth
Future of Earth Long ago... Underneath mountains of ancient rock, Behind roaring waterfalls of crystal liquid, Through skies of majestic vastness... Flew the dragon. They, bold and massive, ruled the Land. They, glowing with the aura of Immortality, wielded magicks beyond the understanding of Any wizard. One day, they vanished from reality. No more mountains to claim, No more waterfalls to lurk behind, No more skies to master in effortless flight, No more fiery flame or endless wisdom. Simply... they were forgotten. Twisted into myth, these creatures of Power faded into despair, only in books Were they're magnificence seen. Today, the dragons have returned. Out of the ashes of humankind, From the depths of Earth's boiling core, They are reborn. Corrupted lands will be saved. Nature will rule again, sprouting out from between the sidewalks of human dwellings. Looming over high-rise building
Help My Friend
My kid is in the doghouse. She took off with her friend today after school, and never left me know where she was going. She was gone for 1.5 hours and boy was I pissed. She got an earful when she got back. She is 13 and thinks she can run the streets with her friend who is 15. Well, mother has put a stop to that as of now!! She is grounded until I ease up the leash....when she is 21. LOL So no phone, tv, dvd player, no life until mom gets over being mad. I think I will drag this on for a while. Kids!!!!! They drive u CRAZY!!!!!!!! No wonder some people drink!!!....LMAO......
From The Adventures Of Tom Bombadil
From The adventures of Tom Bombadil There was an old dragon under gray stone; his red eyes blinked as he lay alone. His joy was dead and his youth spent, he was knobbed and wrinkled, and his limbs bent in the long years to his gold chained; in his heart's furnace the fire waned. To his belly's slime gems stuck thick, silver and gold he would snuff and lick: he knew the place of the least ring beneath the shadow of his black wing. Of thieves he thought on his hard bed, and dreamed that on their flesh he fed, their bones-crushed, and their blood drunk: his ears drooped and his breath sank. Mail-rings rang. He heard them not. A voice echoed in his deep grot: a young warrior with a bright sword called him forth to defend his hoard. His teeth were knives, and on horn his hide, but iron tore him, and his flame died
Coldness Of Life & Death
Why is it that no matter who it is we trust...Family, friends, our lover....That it seems inevitable that we get hurt, torn, abused, neglected, ignored....It pains me so to even begin to care for someone....Never in my life has it been easy to give someone my heart....Sadly no matter how hard I try to fight caring I give in eventually!!...Slipping into the routine that has been lain by so many before....Me here loving and caring and them there so cold and callous...Well this has got to stop....I beg those who are close to me to forgive the distance I have been putting between us...I am just sick of being the one who seems to get sucked in and pulled down and I don't want that anymore....If you have hurt me then you know more than anyone else I will tell you that I'm hurting...If not then please do not worry....Just give me time to sort out the crazy thoughts and feelings inside.... Never take a single moment for granted... Speak up and be heard... Make each day worth waking..
Freedom as One The dragons life and soul Are turning into mine The dragons mind and wisdom Are coming forth as one The dragons strength and virtue Are also there for me For the dragon and myself Are both becoming free Evidence Dragon in computer games. Places bearing dragon names. Dragon used as skin tattoo. Ship to carry Viking crew. Sleeping now, but when it wakes, starts up storms and makes earthquakes. Dragon drawn on early maps. Gardens where the dragon snaps. Ponds controlled by dragonflies. Dragon donning human guise. Serpent circling the globe. Dragon on a Chinese robe. Dragon flown as paper kite. Effigy in tribal rite. Dragon as a kids' cartoon. Origin of word 'dragoon'. Dragon that the hero slew. Biggest thing that ever flew. Dragon landing on your roof. You still saying: 'Bring me proof!'
The Spanking
She didn’t know why she’d left the bar with him, nor why she had agreed to get in his car; however, most of all, she didn’t know why she was now standing in his living room, watching him pour a glass of wine for her. “You’re beautiful,” he said, and handed her the glass of red wine. He brushed the back of his hand lightly across her cheek, admiring her, once she took the drink. She couldn’t help but smile and began to thank him for the compliment, but he cross her lips with a finger to silence her. “Don’t speak…” he whispered, leaning close to her. He was so close…she could smell the wine coming from his breath. His finger fell from her lips, running his hand along her jaw, cupping it. Her eyes fell closed as he kissed her, quite gently. She found herself wrapping her free arm about his neck, leaning closer to him as their kiss became more passionate. Meanwhile, his hands caressed her voluptuous form, squeezing the cheeks of her rear. He finally pulled away, only to set her wi
First Tymer
Kidb311 D.G.A.F.@ fubar Hey! I'm lovin this Fubar stuff! Anyone reading this needs to let me know what's up and how to really make good use of this site.
Encounter Like fresh salty foam of deep blue ocean She laid worshiping the brave, bright sun Heat engulfing all her body, skin smoothed in gorgeous tan Glowing beautiful and lovely upon her tropical throne. He saw her from miles up high, gazing her shadow so bright Invading her private moments, with nature her time of love he descended through the clouds, savoring her rising lust soaring down upon her, this winged creature from above. Now aware of his rare flight, danger in the horizon, she couldn't withdraw her eyes from such powerful a presence body tensed and loins protected, with fear turning to emotions both minds united in time, space, and in bare essense. Mighty shadow blocks the sun; potent fear, love, confusion Gripping stare now deep inside her, wonder of eyes beyond Pierce her heart with keen desire, doubt, all in fusion Instant hate turning to passion, the great hunger for the unknown. Downard swoop gathers her soul, heart, mind and all her limbs Nestling
Dragon's Prayer
Dragon's Prayer O Lord, who made the dragon, and the dragon's open sky, And gave to me a dragon's soul; a dragon's urge to fly-- Let me dance within your cloudscapes far beyond Earth's chain, Let me rejoice in my grandeur, let me not grow vain! Let me vindicate my honor with my fang and claw, Let my raging heart show mercy, let that show no flaw! Let me have the joy of all the shining gold I've stored, Let no pauper-dragon go forth starving from my hoard. And, Lord, should the need arise and I be called to fight, Dragon-Maker, make me victor, and, God--help that knight!
Dragon's Call
Dragon's Call We sleep with the dragons, in the hidden lair. We sing their call, in our every prayer. Threw our eyes, their world is clear. Their forgotten song, our heart can hear. They guide our way, through the darkest night. We use their wisdom, to give us sight. Through our voice, you hear their cries. Their fire can be seen, deep in our eyes. They are alive, deep in our minds. In us the dragon, you can find
Dragons Of Ice
Dragons of Ice kinship is awoken The Moon becomes a Silver sphere, reflections in the water: just as clear. It's snowing... but time is Frozen Winds are howling but silence rests Unbroken. A sudden Surge revives; its vibes know boundless Power. A solitary stare: he Knows you're there. Stances are fixated Yet souls intently move. Affirmation and honour is yours thereafter - The dragon beckons:
You Can Find Me!!!
Dragon Days
Dragon days there's a creature in a cave unknown sleeping in a sleep that looks quite deep in comes a man sword up drawn and ready to slay. A piece falls beneath his feet the creature awakes with its mighty wings aspread with a mighty roar and a burst of flame the man falls to death the creature walks out of the cave its mighty wings aspread it soars into the air on the hunt longing for the fresh taste of mutton the prey is spotted and the hunger is growing the shepard is gone and the the creature strikes the flock is gone and the shepard is back the creature flies and is gone that, which a dragon calls a day is this.
Draco Bizarro
He was mighty strong and fierce yet he had a gentle heart. Deep dark pools of passion reflected from his eyes. Telling tales from his barren soul the living breathing source of his very existence. He lived on the edge as if there was no tomorrow, afraid of life yet more afraid not to live to its fullest. Raw emotions giving way to heartfelt feelings, soft delicate words once whispered upon her ear. Telling of his adoration, desire and lust. This mighty Dragon baring his soul, giving his all, his complete self. Trusting in love letting down all his guards and defenses, she takes his hopes, dreams and compassion and crushes them in a moments breath with one flap of her wings. Leaving this majestic being alone within himself. His heart crying out for love, dying with every beat. This Draco Bizarro was once mighty, strong and fierce. But, he had a gentle heart......
Death Dragoness
Let her come to you... The end is naught But the real beginning resist and your soul will know Unrest let her find you and you both will soar beyond the deepest nights beyond unconquered depths. She's pain and joy intertwined tears and dreams personified She's never spoken and yet you've known her - who can understand the meaning of her being? Whosoever unlocks the mystery has sealed the fate of forbidden certainty hence proceed and fly away! Your heart's yearnings to be fulfilled; Your spirit's cries to rest in sanctity.
Red and golden leaves Swirl, caught in a dance as the Dragon unfurls. An essence of light and candor, unbound by earthern ashes as he rises to the topmost branches before he leaves and all the trees will be but bare
Aedh Pleads With The Elemental Powers
Aedh pleads with the Elemental Powers The Powers whose name and shape no living creature knows Have pulled the Immortal Rose; And though the Seven Lights bowed in their dance and wept, The Polar Dragon slept, His heavy rings uncoiled from glimmering deep to deep: When will he wake from sleep? Great Powers of falling wave and wind and windy fire, With your harmonious choir Encircle her I love and sing her into peace, That my old care may cease; Unfold your flaming wings and cover out of sight The nets of day and night. Dim Powers of drowsy thought, let her no longer be Like the pale cup of the sea, When winds have gathered and sun and moon burned dim Above its cloudy rim; But let a gentle silence wrought with music flow Whither her footsteps go.
Its Better To Have Lost And Loved
things didnt work out how i wanted them to but iam hope ful and gettin over it. this can only get better. like the song stronger thing that dont kill me can only make me stronger ITS BETTER TO HAVE LOST AND LOVED THAN NOT TO LOVED AT ALL. WELL I KNOW ALL TO WELL ABOUT THAT. WONT GO THERE THO CAUES IT STILL HURTS TO BAD i think that bullshit when u break up with some one u should just walk away. and never look back
Want All My 11's For A Day?
I have just added a folder of movie pics. Correctly name 15 of them and I will give you all of my 11's for a day. Correctly name all of them and you'll get my 11's and a big pimpin gift. Have fun. Below is a quote from a movie (an older movie) if you know the name of the movie and the answer to the riddle, send me a private message. If you're correct you will get all my 11's for a day! Good luck. In my mind's eye, I see, three circles joined in priceless, graceful harmony. Two full as the moon, one hollow as a crown. Two from the sea, five fathoms down. One from the earth, deep under the ground. The whole, a mark of high renown. Tell me, what can it be?
Life Is Unfair!!
This Is For My Fellow Citizens Of Traverse City, Mi.
Ok, this is for my fellow citizens of Traverse City, MI. that are on my list, on November 6th, 2007, BATA(Bay Area Transportation Authority) is asking voter to vote yes on a renewal mileage of .35 mills to keep BATA buses rolling, because if we don't pass this milleage BATA will seize operations and their will be no public transportation for any kids, anyone that is a senior citizen or disabled especially if they are in a wheelchair here too, so if you are a registered voter or an absentee voter, I strongly urge you to vote YES come November 6th, please and thank you
What A Girl Wants A Boy To Say
I Want A Boy To Say This To Me" date: 2007-10-16 17:53:41 girl: Do i ever cross ur mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or ur life Boy: my life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. REPOST THIS IN 7 MIN. IF
The First Baby Boomer Applyed For Ss
I have worked all my life, and for the past 3 years, I was disabled. I could not go back to work. I had no money in the bank, and no retirement or 401 K plan. I worked 19 years as a truck driver. Yes I was good at what I did. In 19 years of driving tractor trailer I got into 2 accidents that did not involve any other vehicles. And in the last 4 years I ran off the road and no one was hurt or involved except me on the last one. Both times I had passed out behind the wheel while driving. Talk about something that made me think? The first time was in 2001, I was driving thru Nebraska on I-80 near Sidney. It started with coughing and it was fast and I could not stop. The coughing that is. Well I didn't get any signs that I was in trouble, so I kept on driving. I remember passing an overpass. The next thing I remember was my hands were on the steering wheel, and I was driving in the grass. Yes I was still moving. I looking up on to the interstate and it seemed about 500 feet away. I don't k
What do people think the meaning of life is Well iam going to delete my account by friday so if you want to keep talking to me just find me on facebook,myspace,or yahoo, or get a hold of me before for friday and will see what we can do ok I wan to know what people thing about me
The "r" Word
The"I'm putting off writing a paper" Ashley Facts: -can actually read -thinks a good alternative for losing weight is just becoming a plus size model -has thanked God for many things, but never good directions...or turnip greens -is usually down $15 at casinos -chipped a tooth while eating scrambled eggs -was M.V.P. of the 1996 TVYBL ball tournament -is about as smooth as a peice of sandpaper that has acne and a snaggle tooth -was not named in the mitchell report -had a dream about exploring caves with Shaquille O'neal and together whipping a warewolf until it turn into meatloaf...the singer -has a mediocre poker face -is academically eligible -believes the word "suprise" should never follow a food item on a menu -jumps higher then elephants by default -doesn't judge a book by its cover, but mostly by how many pages it has. -hasn't smelled like teen spirit for a couple of years -has never been showcased on a jumbotron -isn't a twin -tried to turn her computer sound do
A Day In A Life Of
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come in out of the rain; - Why the early bird gets the worm; ... - Life isn't always fair; - And maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies, don't spend more than you can earn and adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves ha
My Recent Accident Lol
ok, on Sunday, I went into work ...ok, i usually get my uniform on before i go to work but that day i took it to work and was gonna change into it. well i usually have my belt on my waist at all times but i took it off to go to the other building to use the restroom and change my clothes. I walked out of the back door. which keep in mynd is in a locked fenced area, and the door automatically locks. well it closed behind and i didn't think anything of it til i went to open the other door which was also locked and i remember my keys were in the office which was locked and i couldn't get over the fence unless i jumped it. well i called PD the local Police department which we are tied with, actually they are our boss. well .. they were no help. so i called my boss and she wouldn't answer her phone. so i thought to myself i'd try to jump the fence. so i did. keep in mind its an 8 ft fence and full of barbwire.. we have a kennel right next to the fence that we usually keep stray animals in,
This is mine. Come help me out. PLZWEESE
I detach myself from the pain, return to the numbness, slowly melt into the dark. The light shifts as the figure approaches. I shift to adjust to the piercing rays. Stay where I can see you. Do not come any closer. You will not inflict your pain upon me. You will not break me. I stand alone in the shadows, but only I choose the path that I walk. And I remain in the numb.
Love Stories
Love is a friendship that has caught fire, it is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses. Love is content with the present, it hopes for the future, and it doesn't brood over the past. It's the day in and day out chronicle of irritations, problems, compromises, small disappointments, big victories, and working toward common goals. If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough. Of all the people in this world, you're the one I run to. Your name has been inscribed in my heart before I knew your name. In the moment we met all those years ago, I knew you were the one. I whisper your name each morning when I wake, and each night to the stars. I am who I am because of you, and there is no one else I want to be. You have taught me so much a
Life Part 39
kay, so I am doing this contest. Just for fun. I don't care about any of the prizes. It was just for fun. Now the 2 women sponsoring the contest have turned it into something else. I was leaving comments today for myself. Calling myself a point whore, calling myself a pimp. Just writing random things. Then talking to myself. Leaving messages that only me and Martin understand. The girl that is winning, comes and looks at my comments constantly. Many times a day. To me, that is stalking! Any way you want to dress it up, it is stalking. Then, she comes into my profile. Then, her "family" come into my profile one by one. Then they keep going into my picture, constantly. Then, I get 3 emails, 2 from Cherrybomb (host) and one from Wildcat (host). This is what they wrote: Them: I tried to shout at ya but I guess your shout box is family only,no one is spying on ya or stalking ya,please stop harrassing my family member,I'm sure you wouldn't like it if someone will
Hey My Fubar Friends!!!!!!
Show me luv..... The Contest will start tomorrow Wednesday 17th October 2007 @ 6pm GMT, 10am PST, 12pm CST, 1pm EST, & will end Wednesday 31st October 10pm GMT, 2pm PST, 4pm CST, 5pm EST (I think these time differences are right LOL please tell me if they're not).
Wedding Singer
Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend. My computer issues continue. I am able to get online when my kids allow me on their computers, lol so I can check in every now and then. Miss you all.. Sir Dave I doubt if anyone is reading these, but for any that do, My computer is still down. I'm able to access my email and fubar once or twice a day via My daughter computer. I am working on the computer and hope to be back online again soon. Hope you all had a wonderful christmas. Sir Dave ~Sir steps up to the soap box....~ I just wanted to express my displeasure with this site. I get banned from commenting anything because someone got offended by my comments and instead of just asking me not to leave them they whine to CherryTap and have me banned. So my only course to get points is to rate other peoples pics and stashes.. Well they've been down for 2 days now. I'm a VIP member with no possible way to get refunded. They limit the number of 11's I have each day, fine, but now I hav
Awesome Friends !! Check Them Out !!!
Oh nevermind we found him, He is always chasing the kitties and getting lost, whatever are we gonna do with him? Jim ~ Dirty South Crew ~@ fubar can anyone out there put some heavy rating on him to hold him down? ROTFLMAO, We love ya Jim MUAH!!! Brought to you with much love and a pound of ground round by: ♥ Dawn ♥ Fu-Married to "It's a Secret"@ fubar And, only she has no idea I did this, LMAO WendyCaroline#CLUB F.A.R. MEMBER@ fubar
There are many of you who will appreciate this. Today is the day that my daughter, who will be 8 in December, finally spelled her entire name by herself! Hehehe
~so Sexii~
Family Life
Ok, so some know and some don't. I have a son who has mild autism, and a daughter we know has mild autism or worse but have taken steps to start her therapy before getting the diagnosis. Now most of you do not know that I have been going to the doctors and it looks like due to family history and what I have going on I will be having a partial hysterectomy. Almost all of you do not know that my aunt who I am so closed to is having medical problems... She has tumors but we found out today they are not cancer, BUT she will have to be on CHEMO FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE... This suxs, I have seen how bad chemo can get, she will get sick, and loose all her hair. On top of that they tell her she needs to go to the eye and liver doctor every 6 weeks cause chemo will cause both to fail.. So now she has to live with contently being sick, or stop the chemo and have the tumors will turn to cancer and she will die fast. So if I do not answer you know why, and if anyone has the nerve to as
Random Things
I may not be the most beautiful, or the sexiest nor do i have the perfect body. I may not be everyone's first choice, but i'm a great choice. I don't pretend to be some one I'm not, because I'm good at being me I might not be proud of some of the things I've done  in my past,.... but....... I'm proud of who I am today.......  Take me as I am  or watch me walk away!!!!!!!! You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? computer 2. Your significant other? yes 3. Your hair? redish 4. Your mother? alive 5. Your father? gone 6. Your favorite thing? kids 7. Your dream last night? sexy 8. Your favorite drink? dr 9. Your dream/goal? retirement 10. The room you're in? kitchen 11. Music? country 12. Wh
I'd do her by: Raso If her vulva's not pink but it doesn't stink...I'd do her If she's the queen of all whores but doesn't have any soars...I'd do her If she has no tits but swallows not spits...I'd do her If she looks like a mutt but takes it in the butt...I'd do her If she wets her bed but gives great head...I'd do her If she has no legs but can cook scrambled eggs...I'd do her If she has 12 toes but doesn't pick her nose...I'd do her If she constantly nags but her boobs don't sag...I'd do her If she's on the rag but doesn't gag...I'd do her If she's a total bitch but doesn't have the itch...I'd do her Who am I kidding, I'd do any chick without an adams apple...and even then...well..I'd have to be totally drunk.
Boredom About Me
Facts About MeABOUT MEFull Name:Theresa Birthday:January 1, 1962 Birthplace:Oxnard, California Eye Color:Blue/Gray most of the time Hair Color:Strawberry Blonde Height and Weight:5'51/2" (about 130) Right or Left Handed:right Heritage:Dutch, Irish, a bit of German Worst Habit:smoking Shoe Size:7.5 Shoes You Wore Today:none yet Innie or Outie:innie Weakness:addictions (right now it's The Fu) Fears:loved ones getting hurt Perfect Pizza:black olives and pineapple ~mmmm~ Thoughts First Waking Up:Is my dog still alive? Best Physical Feature:legs MY FAVORITESColor:Cobalt Blue Food:Chicken Spaghetti Sport:Eh Animal:Tigers Candy:Charleston Chews Song:Bring Me To Life (it fits me right now) Gum:can't chew it Holiday:I don't like holidays anymore Season:Spring Radio Station:I prefer cd's Body Part on the Opposite Sex:Eyes, mouth, hands (not necessarily in that order) oh and shoulders
Women Are Funny Creatures
Its funny how some women on here will put pictures on their profiles that are rated nsfw and honestly expect men to NOT want to look or to even ask to look. Its like putting a big fat juicy steak in front of a dog that hasnt eaten in a week and expect that dog not to try and eat it. (and yes I do realize that I just compaired men to dogs lol). Now I was married to a woman that actually looked for any reason possible to bitch about something, she was later diagnosed with a mild form of schizophrenia. Hmmmm. Well I guess the one thing that we all can probably agree on is that we will never understand the opposite sex. Like why a man would actually want to see NSFW pictures of women or why women would put them out for men to ask to see so they can bitch about it when it happens. Life is a funny thing.
For Jackass....i Had To Rip
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? …only Atomic....he drives me nuts 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Morning, afternoon, and night....repeat 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? The side you want....I love being difficult 4. Which do you prefer...Pork, beef, or chicken??? Italian Sausage....I love my meat :-p 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? many times....makes room for more rum 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? yes... wouldn't you like to know.... 7. Shower or bath? Shower, too hard to screw in a bath ~ agrees with Asshole 8. Do you pee in the shower? running water has that affect on me too 9. Mexican or Chinese food? Italian 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive...and then I like to take over and make um beg... 11. Do you love someone on your top friends? Absolutely 13. Love or money? happin
You are moving much more quickly than you had thought you would be at this point, but that just means that things are working out a little better than you had anticipated. Life keeps getting better! ~awww this makes me feel much better...yeah i am moving a lil quickly on something, but when you love something you go for it. things are working out alot better than i anticipated and i can see life getting a whole lot better thanks to my new love kyle...i love you baby, thanks for making me so happy, more than i have been in a very very long time... todays horscope Someone is trying to overload you -- or themselves -- with more work or stress than is realistic. Today is perfect for identifying deadwood and clearing it out of your life, so be ruthless about it! ~~~~~I can name a few deadwood things in my life that need clearing out, but it takes strength and will and i have neither~~~~*sad face* here is my horescope for today on fubar...fits just perfect and it t
Well here i go.In my life i've lied to girlz about loven them. never had loved one at all that is till five months ago when i meet her the girl of my dreams, the one who makes me smile when ive had a bad day simply by hearen her say hello.if you think i dont know what love is, your wrong i love my family,my friends, not untill know i have never felt love for one other person,but when you cant sleep at night because that person got hurt by dumb shit you did or that you know your gonna lose them because you did something so dumb and you cant rewind just cuz you know in your mind it was all just a lie to the other person, and know the person you do love probebly thinks that what u've said to her is a lie as well,when you know that everything you've told them about your past n your feelings for them are not a lie its the truth n there the only one that knows about things in your past that have made you who you are today sitten here writen this wishen you could talk to them and work things
The Drama Of Fubar
Well i love all the post about help me level leave me a comment AND PEOPLE BITCHING about not having ur 11s .Personaly i find it ridiculous to have to subsribe to something that myspace offers for free,and by the way i tought this was suppose to be a free site anyways anyone notice that this site has gone to shit every since baby jesus started dealing with sponsors.I mean come on people its damn stupid begging for comments and stuff i get half a dozen request for me to help u out in a contest well sorry but if u expect me to take 10 mins outta my busy day to comment bomb and u havent even fanned me do me a favorite and just remove ur self from my list and block me cuase personaly i can care less if i have slots for 2000 pics good lord get a life step away from the computer and go out on a damn walk.No im not going to help u in a contest if u havent looked at my page or fanned me sooo dont ask cuase im not going to do it i think i have one person on
Baby Jesus Needs A Beer!!!!!
Rants And All That
Funny Stuff
Prove to me that i dont do this for nothing I help MANY of you with your stuff, PLEASE help me with PebblesInAZ's Fubucks givaway Dont forget to add fan rate her too Attention Tattoo Artists/Shops, Piercers, Artists, Bands, & Musicians!! Hey. My name is Rockstar. I am CEO/President of Girlz of Modified and Modified Management . Just want to let you all know what we are about. Girlz of Modified is an all female street promotional team. Our girlz live all over the united states and Canda. We offer promotions such as flyers, internet and radio promo, merch, etc. We also have a model for hire which means the Girlz of Modified are availale for photo shoots for cd covers and flyers. Modified Management is a management and booking company. We will set up press kits, live performances, and help establish a professional images for bands. We are currently looking for a few bands,Tattoo shops, Artists,and piercers to work with. For promotion all bands,Tatt
Love Evades
Or can I? Selfish lies, Selfish wants Disgustful tactics, disgustful hate I love him, I want him back I hate him, please take him I look at him with lust I look at him with anger I’d do anything to be back in his arms It’s a two way street I can’t change my hearts feelings for him I can’t change the dreams we talked about I can’t change the future we would have had I can change the way my mind feels about him I can change the dreams I’m not gonna have with him I will change my future Which will be without him Jessica Conly I put this one on here cause it just blows my mind! I have felt this way, but I dont think ever to this extreme. I know Im a very emotional woman, arent we all??, and I tend to react with my heart before conversing with my head..BUT this one totally blew me out of the water! LOL DAMN this body for not being right! DAMN this soul that wont give up the fight! DAMN that machine that substains my life! DAMN why am I always at s
Well, they have come to a new 7 year agreement and the '08 season is back on! I am soooooooooo excited!!!!! NATIONAL LACROSSE LEAGUE CANCELS 2008 SEASON Arizona Sting Forced To Cancel Games At Arena FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Tuesday, October 16, 2007 GLENDALE, ARIZONA --- The National Lacrosse League (NLL) has announced the cancellation of its 2008 season. The cancellation was triggered by the Professional Lacrosse Players Association's executive committee rejecting the league's last Collective Bargaining Agreement (CBA) proposal. The NLL and its owners had implemented an Oct. 15 deadline for the two sides to come to an agreement. “I would like to apologize to the fans who have supported the Arizona Sting for four seasons,” said Sting President Douglas Moss. “We are disappointed that we will not be playing in 2008, but plan to work diligently with the League and Professional Lacrosse Players Association (PLPA) to ensure we are back playing at Aren
Poem I Wrote For My Kids
If my words can only speak. It would tell you that I am sorry. I am sorry for your sorrow. I am sorry for your pain. I wish I could take away all that confusion. I wish I could heal those feelings. If my words can only speak. It would tell you lets start again. Give me a chance to be in your lives. Give me a chance to make things right. Please trust in me again. If my words can only speak. It would tell you that I am your father. I always will be there for you. Even if sometimes you don't feel it. If my words can only speak. It would say........I love you. FROM YOUR DAD SEAN BATES
Gotta Love Kids....
Kids are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we d
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Same Feelin New Day
Every Thing You Can Do If You Wanna
Need Some Love
Ah.. wanna come see me? Come rate me be my friend, give me some luv.. I'll give it back :-) Been lonely lonely, bored, website is somewhat confusing right now too. maybe today I'll figure out a little more. sorrow... my blast expired now what to do later all Sxycougar
is it you that interested in me for whom i am, as a friend. maybe more? smile someones thinking about you
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can
Does anyone know if the profile skins are down? I am trying to update mine and having a lot of problems with it.... Anyone else having probs or know anything about this?
First Time
So this whole "fubar" thing is new for me. I'm just here to have a good time and what not, so gimme some shout outs. I don't know how to do a whole lot on here, but gimme a while, I'll figure it out. Leave me some love
Short Story
Her name was Leelah, she lived out where the lighthouse stood. She liked living there, where she could watch the ships go by and the waves crash against the rocks below. Overall she was a very simple woman, she hardly went into town, only for supplies. Leelah liked her solitude. She came intotown one afternoon to pick up some supplies and that was when the 4 men had just arrived to work on the lighthouse. What the 4 men didn't know was what a beauty Leelah would be. She was the woman who turned heads in townbut never noticed she did. It looked like her legs went on forever; voluptious was she in the breast, and she reminded people of silver screen goddesses of years past. She never seemed to like a lot of attention, towns people figured it was where she lived in her own isolated world. Upon returning from town she noticed an SUV parked out by the lighthouse, she took her bags in and went to see who was there. After all it was evening time. When entering and seeing the 4 men ready to
Fubar Id
does anyone know how too make one ?? let me know :)
Two Jokes
**** One day a Priest was saying Mass in Church, when all of a sudden he had to fart. As he farted, he heard something fall to the ground behind him. The Priest looks down and finds a nail. Confused he looks around to find where it came from, when all of a sudden he looks up and Jesus on the Cross was holding his nose with one hand. **** Two Gay men were in the shower making love when all of a sudden the phone rings. So the man pulls out and tells his lover not to finish without him. After the phone call he comes back to the shower and finds c*m all over the shower walls, curtain and tub. Highly upset he yells at his lover, I told you not to finish without me! The lover tells him I didn't, all I did was fart.
Okay, I'm driving to work and I always have to slow down because people like to pull out in front of me like I wasn't there. Then at work, I'm working on something and I get called up front and the two other carryouts are just standing around doing nothing. I'm working on something in the frozen food department and I get called when they could just ask one of the other carryouts who aren't doing anything to do the order. It doesn't make sense. It's like I'm the one getting picked on for no reason. I'm the one doing all the work while they let the other two just stand there and talk and talk and talk. I just so much wanted to go off on everyone.
The Sycobomberz Sqaud
hey everyone, we really need more memberz to join our SycoBomberz Squad.. If want to join plz send a shout out to me or send me a fubar email ok.. If you are really interested.. We have people that needz help on their contest so plz I am begging you plz join today if you want too ok.. we have a yahoo group here iz the link.. if you wanna be a part of SycoBomberz then come join the group once u r approved plz make sure u fill out the database... and also you will need to edit ur display name to put ~*Member Of SycoBomberz*~
smitten feelings seatch the sky cupid knows exactly where I lie On the couds, arrows saftly glide To find the heart which I hide Over mountains and thru seas they sail No rest at all till my heart they prevail The sun and storm- they are no match The broken spot they seek to patch Mr. cupid you search and search A place for you white doves to perch From heaven and right past hell Your arrows, mr. cupid, i hear their bell The ring is low and sweet My pulse can't help but skip a beat Once they hit the target of my heart I fear it may quickly fall apart You see mr. cupid your intentions are well But safety from pain you do not sell Please forgive me, mr. cupid for how i react With my love there is no contract I'm stowed away under cover Your arrows know right where to hover My soul they will eventually hit Its then I shall stop and running will i quit For its then that you will have won mr. cupid i'll admit when i'm done. Thoughts of you keep me up at night Whil
ok everyone that wants to know what this thing jangl is, here it goes. from what i understand it is a new thing that is capable of allowing people to call and talk without telling each other their real number. what you do is sign up with your email and give jangl your number then when you get your account set up you will be able to get a local number to call anyone in the world at anytime for free. just find someone that you want to talk to and get their local jangl number for you to call them, and your on your way. hope this thing works for you and lets start talking on jangl.
It's mine come show me lots of love so I can be on to be Fu-King! Thank you for all the past birthday love! lol xo Just got back had a great time. Will be posting lots of pics soon so stop by often. Thanks to all for the birthday love. If you have stopped by in the last week sorry I couldn't get back to you as I was not at home and my bartab will not show it because it is so full. But thanks again for those who stopped by. xo I will be posting lots of new pictures soon. We did pumpkins tonight and they turned out great. I can't wait for trick or treating so I can send my daughter out for free candy! lol xo
Love And Life
Reaching the gates of sanity; I pause to ponder the point of it all. Do I really feel or is feeling only imagined? Does the pain I feel wreaking havoc on my soul; just self torment brought on by the fear of being alone? Am I truly even sane? Is reality for you the same as reality for me; or am I just fooling myself into believing I was ever normal... Hell hath no furry like a woman insane... Reaching into the depths of my soul I pull on everything that has kept me grounded. Praying that its enough to keep me here... Knowing that at any moment I could lose faith and fall... Into the abyss that many call insanity.. The question I cannot answer...for myself or any other troubled soul searching for reason... Is there really sanity left in the world? Creative and enthralling the breath of love caresses its lovers face. Holding in awe the memories of beautiful encounters and mesmerizing moments. What is it a feeling and emotion that consumes and shakes us to o
FUCK FUCK FUCK! What the fuck? How the fuck do certain guys have this control over me when I don't even fucking know them all that well! I'm so pissed at myself right now.... What the fuck am I supposed to do? Just sit here and wait.... That's what I'm stuck doing. Fuck! I wish I knew what the fuck was going on in my head right now...
Please Show Her Sum Luv
Hey everyone ... It easier for me to address everyone at once for now.... I sure miss getting to goof off around here! Whoooo Hoo Halloween is here and Hey I'm turning 39 on Sunday .... I'm cool with it solong as I dont look like I'm pushing 40 LOL but I beleive you look as young as u feel and I feel with my hands,Er I mean I feel about 28 so it's all good. LOL I miss everyone and I hope to be back online more really soon! *Flinging Kisses* Suzanne Hey ya'll .. I have been working for a vacation resort here on the lake and yeah I Love it. Only complaint is I miss spending time with my boys on the weekends. I'm still extrememly limited on internet usage but I see a new pc in my future LOL so I am not gone forever. I just wanted to say Hi and give an update.
More Stupid People
This morning, as I sat across from some people who are in a position to affect many others lives, I pondered this question; How stupid are these people?! As a MP (Military Police, for the uninitiated) my charge is to Assist, Protect, and Defend any and everyone on my Post. That is my charge and I take it very seriously! We where discussing somethings that had become apparent during the last couple of visits by High Profile individuals. Now this can be a very delicate subject and most be approached with an open mind not to mention a clear understanding of what protecting the populous really means. As the meeting followed it's strict regimental approach, some pencil-necked, over-paid, pompous ass (sorry if I offended anyone in the aforementioned demographic) decided to add something that was not on the agenda. Keep in mind that this usually happens so I was prepared for it. But what I was not prepared for was dim-witted, self-centered that spewed from the hole in his face. Walter R
Reveal A Lil About Yourself
What has happened, what decisions I have made in my life. Secrets that I don't want to share with anyone. I don't even want to share them with myself. Unfortunately, I have no choice. But today is a new day. A day for hello to the future, and goodbye to the past. Healing comes about in the strangest of ways. I embrace opportunity. I take it all in, and allow it to change me. To become stronger as a woman, as a mother and friend. What I want, what I need, only I know. But in time, doors will open, when I say that last and final goodbye. Stacey As I was wrapping presents last night for about 5 hours, I had a wonderful sense of joy. This Christmas season has really been hard on me and the children. I have felt so overwhelmed by my humanity and not being able to give my children as much as their dad can. But now, that I look under that tree, and see what I have I have a sense of joy and peace. There is more in my bedroom, hidden within the depths of the blue Rubbermaid container, and I am
Party Chick
people i have no problem ratin all your pics. just as me to and i will. just leave a message in my shoutbox and ill do it when i can. tnx always lookin to talk to new people. if anyone is up for a chat and has msn messanger, shoot me an pm with your s/n and ill add you. hope to talk to someone new. peace i dont get it ppl. you start talkin to someone and things start goin good, you have same interest and you begin to like than and they just ignore you. what the fuck ppl what the fuck. can anybody here explain why
Rip Pimp Daddy 1979-2006
u opened it...which means u really care bout me...cuz u opened it...u now have 2 repost dis sayin...R.I.P wit ur name tha year u were born n tha year no...n see how many people care bout u...
Be A Child Advocate!
I wrote an email to Love our Children USA asking them what I can do to change the laws regarding the light and lousy punishments that child abusers are receiving. Here is the email I just received. Dear Dee, I am in total agreement with you! Our laws to protect children need to be changed and fast. You can help by writing to your politicians. The more people write to their politicians about protecting children and their rights, the safer our kids will be. I am sorry for what you and your son have endured. The judges follow the law by the book. We must change our laws today! Please write to your politicians and keep writing. Have everyone you know write. Please be an advocate for all children. Regards, Ross Ellis Love Our Children USA The government wonders why child abuse is a crime that is constantly being repeated by new and old offenders. The answer is simple. Quit slapping the offenders on the hand with a sentence of probation. Actually act like you
Misc. Stuff
To all of you who are fans of Alice in Chains, I must urge you to see their live show. Currently they are doing an acoustic tour and it was freakin amazing. I know there are some hardcore fans out there who argue that it's not Alice in Chains without Lane Staley, and before this show I would have agreed with you. The fact is, not many people realize just how much of the vocals were actually done by Jerry Cantrell. Also, in the place of Lane, they have a singer that not only sounds remarkably like Lane, but he also is one hell of a guitar player. The moral of the story is that this show was probably one of the most satisfying shows that I have ever been to.
Survey To Pass Some Time...
More About Me! SurveyMy nameKrisBest physical featureMy buttGreatest loveMy son...lolGreatest fearSharksWorst habitSaying what I think (when I shouldn't)Spoken languagesEnglish...Favorite foodSteak!!!Favorite drink (alcoholic)JackLeft or Right handedRightPet name my parent(s) call meDing dong....LONG story with my dadBest friendI dunno, friends come and goFavorite seasonWinterFirst thought when waking upWHY!!!!!TattoosTwo - blackwidow on my tummy / my own design on my backPiercingsJust my earsFavorite CarContinental GT (I'm dreamin')Coffee or TeaCOFFEE!!!!!Cats or DogsCatsNight or DayNight - Sun is evilSunny or RainyRainy >More free surveys at MFSpace! Secrets About Me SurveyWhat does your profile name mean?: That I will eat you if you mess with me...lolElaborate on your default photo: Um, me and my son...not much to elaborate...we're watching TVDo you drink?: Only on days that end with 'Y'What is your current mood?: AnnoyedWhat exactly are you wearing right now?: T-shirt, black pa
Hard To Deal With
Action Footage!!!
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How Do We Newbies Rate Pics To Move Up?
I'm sure we've all come across them... people online pretending to be someone else. Found one dickhead on here pretending to be Adam Copeland aka Edge from the WWE. I actually saw this guy's act in a chat room - not fubar. He's actually from Michigan, wife and a few kids with one on the way. To all you imposters out there.. you're not even a piece of shit. Shit is useful for something. Quit dreaming and get a fucking life.
Why ??
Why do men lie?? They tell you everything that you want to hear, totally sweep you off your feet all to find out that everything he told you was a lie.. Do you ever trust him again? You told me that you loved me, You told me that I was everything you needed and wanted, You told me that you were going to stay and grow old with me, You told me even if I tried to push you away you would stay because you loved me to much to let me go, You told me that you wanted a family with me, You told me that you wanted to marry me... So now I am asking you why did you have to lie?? You hurt me very deeply more than I have ever hurt before.. You asked me if I can forgive you, the answer is yes.. Can I ever forget what you did to me and how much you hurt me, the answer is no...
Red Sox
need i fucking say more?? :( stupiddddddd shit!
Please come and help bomb..she only needs right at 4000 ends tomorrow....
The Surgery For Mom Helen Was Been Moved Back
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Just A Lil Venting
Random Mumblings Of The Emotionally Retarded
I Don't Like: Christmas Will Smith Flowers ('cept stargazer lilies) Birds Khaki Cargo Pants Khaki Cargo Pants Disney Movies(except TRON) Work Fuzzy Bunnies Rainbows('cept Skittles) Sports Puppies Clowns The Special Olympics The Regular Olympics Beck Kid Rock Hanson Oprah Rosie O'Donnell Sally Jessie Rikki Lake Maury Povich Jenny Jones Montel Williams Jay Leno Geraldo Larry King Don Imus Steve Dahl Dr. Laura Urkel Michael Medved Tom Hanks Spike Lee The Crocodile Hunter Madonna Andrew Lloyd Webber Pauly Shore Ricki Martin Ice Cube TLC Kid Rock Rage Against the Machine(mostly) Dick Biscuit er, Limp Bizket or whatever Perfume and Cologne Stupidity Children Kermit the Frog The Osmonds Sister Sister The Kennedys (Although this group keeps getting smaller and smaller) D.A.R.E. France Stomp Commercials Pokemon The Blue
Please Remember Mom Helen
Please take time to watch this Powerful video and remember: Pray for our troops past and present and thank a vet for the sacrifices they made for you Freedoms...
A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. " "I see," said the pastor. "And is this b*tch giving you a hard time?" An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical
Medical Text
Hydroxycut Recall after FDA Warning to Stop Using the Diet Pill Following the death of a 19-year-old male and 23 reports of liver damage, the FDA has stepped in to warn consumers to discontinue use of the popular diet pill Hydroxycut. Hydroxycut manufacturer Iovate Health Sciences has agreed to recall 14 products from the market as “an abundance of caution.” From the FDA press release — The FDA has received 23 reports of serious health problems ranging from jaundice and elevated liver enzymes, an indicator of potential liver injury, to liver damage requiring liver transplant. One death due to liver failure has been reported to the FDA. Other health problems reported include seizures; cardiovascular disorders; and rhabdomyolysis, a type of muscle damage that can lead to other serious health problems such as kidney failure. The teen’s death happened in 2007, and was only reported to the FDA in March 2009. Dr. Linda Katz of the FDA’s food and nutrition divi
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Gloomy Days
Happiness, we all look for it, we long for it and we always love it. Why? Its usually just a few moments and then we're hit with the fact that it'll be over in a flash. Some have it everyday, assholes. I dont remember the last time I was truly happy. I look for it just like others do. I only find it when i'm alone. Able to reason and lie to myself that its real and going to last forever. The one thing I know will make me happy is a million miles away and seems impossible. Circumstances and bad luck will keep me from it. Oh well, this life will be over and the few things and people that made me happy even for a moment will get me through eternity. Wont have to worry about that anytime soon...knock on wood... BTW if u read this and leave me a smartass comment, youll be blocked ..i dont care who u are..u wanted to know what i think about and it is..
Children Halloween Costume
Children Halloween Costume Shop for special boys and girls costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Children Halloween Costumes are outfits worn on or around October 31, the day of Halloween. Halloween is a modern-day holiday originating in the Pagan Celtic holiday of Samhain (in Christian times, the eve of All Saints Day). Although popular histories of Halloween claim that the practice goes back to ancient celebrations of Samhain, in fact there is little primary documentation of masking or costuming on Halloween before the twentieth century.[1] Costuming became popular for Halloween parties in America in the early 1900s, as often for adults as for children. The first mass-produced Halloween costumes appeared in stores in the 1930s when trick-or-treating was becoming popular in the United States. What sets Children Halloween Costumes apart from costumes for other celebrations or days of dressing up is that they are often designed to
Mail Wars
So i posted a mumm about the first social security applicant from the baby-boom generation. This old fart started bashing me and my inbox. Here is the mumm. Here's the story. Read from bottom up. (i give in)514x0r:Your probably right, government agencies do mistakenly put huge images saying things that are not correct. my fault you win. On 10/16/2007, wrote: (can't admit defeat) The ball your worried about I don't give a crap about as you haven't done I planned for my retirement & don't need SS so Go talk to SS before you quote them! On 10/16/2007, wrote: Here's where i own him I don't think the media is god by an means. What i do believe is that when the media says something the world seems to prepare itself and situations get labeled. I guarantee you will see more and more of this bullshit as the year goes on. And why dont you look at the big fucking image on the social security website the ball is in motion my friend. http://w
My Fellow Fubarians,......I have decided to take a short vacation away from here for a few days or so. got some things that need attention, so I will see you all in a few,........Miss me lol
Bored Please Help Me!
You when you get so bored, you can write alot of nonsense and I find my self here writing this just to blow a couple of minutes. With 24 hours a day, I can work up to 12 hours and sleep for six and yet I kill the rest of my time here. WHats wrong with me?
Our Party!
We'll be in Vegas this weekend! Come see us! Anything goes! It'll be a wild time! Email us for directions and other information... Can't wait to see you! Tony Monique Jessica So, we are new to these 'parties' and we are just trying to promote ourselves... This is what we did last weekend!!! We are looking for some well endowed guys to join us. Email us for rules and directions. I can tell you now you need ot be D&D free with proof!!! We are and want to keep it that way. It will be a wild time. See you this weekend in Las Vegas. We will waiting for you. Email us for directions. Don't forget to bring the sex toys. Love the 3 Amigas. Tony Jessica Monique
Military Inc
BALTIMORE - Members of a fundamentalist Kansas church ordered to pay nearly $11 million in damages to a grieving father smiled as they walked out of the courtroom, vowing that the verdict would not deter them from protesting at military funerals. Members promised to picket future funerals with placards bearing such slogans as "Thank God for dead soldiers" and "God hates fags." "Absolutely, don't you understand this was an act in futility?" said Shirley Phelps-Roper, whose father founded the Westboro Baptist Church. The group believes that U.S. deaths in the Iraq war are punishment for the nation's tolerance of homosexuality. They say they are entitled to protest at funerals under the First Amendment, which guarantees freedom of speech and religion. Albert Snyder sued the Topeka, Kan., church after a protest last year at the funeral of his son, Marine Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder, who was killed in Iraq. He claimed the protests intruded upon what should have been a private cer
Funny Chit Lol
Your Ideal Sex Position is...Sideways Deep. Hard. Submissive.This position is very intense.But afterwards you won't be very tense. 'What is your Ideal Sex Position?'at MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH!!IT'S AMAZING!! FIRST EVER TO GET NEW ANTI-LOVE SHOT!!JADE SAYS SHE'LL NEVER GO BACK! A Beverly Hills woman, 40 year old Jade (last name not provided), is the first American to receive a new vaccine developed by Whittier Labs, a Florida research facility. Dubbed "the Marriage Vaccine", Whittier Labs is quick to point out that the breakthrough, whose chemical trade name is "nyetsx4moi", is not really a vaccine at all, but rather a chemical which, when injected intramuscularly, inhibits a person's interest in the opposite sex. "What nyetsx4moi actually does," says company spokesperson Deborah Viccors, "is totally negate the body's automatic responses to the opposite sex. Men can take it, and so can women. In effect, it makes the opposite sex virtually invisible
50 Reasons Why I'm Better Than You
lmao!!! oh my god that's funny! i can't believe you actually wanted to read this! xoxo
"nsfw" Or "wtf"?
I know I know... "Cassie, you're messed up!" LOL Well, is this picture more "NSFW" or is it a "WTF" kind of picture?
Something To Think About..
You gotta love Robin. Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) 'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.' 1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never 'interfere' again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany ,South Korea, the Middle East , and thePhilippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, rega
If You Really Know Me!!??
Good morning peeps.....this is to see how many people really know me and what I am about....If you know me you know I love TRUE friends and will not be a fake for anyone!! SOOOOooooooo...... This person has shown himself to be a friend and took the time to stop and talk without trying to...well you a perv!! Please add/fan him since you can't right??!! Thanks to all of you who take the time to be my TRUE FRIENDS.....I LUV YA.....MUAHHSSSSSSSS:):) Myspace Comments
Women Vs. Girls
Grown Women Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own
Good Friend
Steve ~*~Club F.A.R.~*~@ fubar I Want To Thank You From My Heart For Buying The Vip For Me Without Your Help I Wouldnt Of Gotten To This Level. I Appreciate Very Much. Your A Great Friend To Have And Im Glad That I Have Met A Sweet Man Like You. Hugs And Kisses To You! Please Come Add And Fan This Man. Hes New And A Good Friend Of Mine Thanks. Longhairedwizard@ fubar I Want To Thank All That Helped Me Level Up To Rockstar!! I Want To Especially Thank LAUNDRY THE MASTER. Your Great!! Love Ya. LANDRY the MASTER RATUR " DEMON POET ! READ PROFILE !@ fubar
New York Yankees
Should Joe go? I say no. GMS3 wants to let Joe go because he didn't win the World Series. Lets look at some of the other things Joe Torre DIDN'T DO: Joe DIDN'T sign Kei Agawa. Joe DIDN'T sign Kyle Farnsworth. Joe DIDN'T sign Carl Pavano. Joe DIDN'T pull Roger's hammy. Joe DIDN'T age Mike Mussina. Joe DIDN'T injure Karstens, Hughes, Wang, Matsui, Damon, Man-K or Giambi. Joe DIDN'T aquire Luis Vizciano. Joe DIDN'T go 3 for 17 with 1 RBI and hit into 3 killer double plays in the ALDS. Joe DIDN'T go 2 for 15 with 0 RBI in the ALDS. Joe DIDN'T start 2 games in the ALDS for a total of 5.2 innings allowing 14 hits and 12 earned runs. What Joe DID DO is lead this team through it all and made the post season after everyone thought the Yankees were done back in May. What Joe DID DO was manage what was GIVEN TO HIM BY THE YANKEE "brASS". Isn't that what a manager is supposed to do? So go ahead Geo, let Joe go. There are plenty of teams waiting for y
I'm new to this so every little help would be appreciated....Any news is good news and any hottie is most definitely welcome
For All My True Friends On Fu!! You Know Who Are..
THESE ARE FOR ALL OF MY TRUE FRIENDS ON HERE. YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE..I JUST WANT TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT I CHERISH EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU AND YOU ARE ALL THE GREATEST...... I HOPE YOU ENJOY READING THESE...SOME WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH AND SOME WILL MAKE YOU CRY. BUT REMEMBER IN READING THESE THAT I HAD ALL OF YOU IN MIND. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COMMENT ON THEM IF YOU WANT... XOXOXO TO ALL OF YOU Listen Thank you for always being there, To listen and understand me. I appreciate all you did for me, And all you still do. Thank you for making me feel whole again, For putting my pieces back together. I appreciate you putting my life back together, You saved my life. You may not understand, Why I do what I do. But you never criticized, You just helped my through. I knew I could come to you when I was down, 'cause I knew you'd always be there to pick me back up and say everything will be ok. ************************************************* Always W
Don't Post Anything In Your Mumms!!!
This Bites And Sucks!
How many times do I have to type that this bites and sucks? This will be my first and last blog on this site. I'm on other sites where a blog/journal is much easier to use. END.
Sabbycatz Blog
everybody whoz actually my friend and my momz friend click da pix below and help us out so we can get thiz dun.. we have asked ya before and i guess u were too bizzy to help out or sthing i really dont knwo.. but whoever helpz out we will rate ur pix and stash... we would appreciate any1 who helpz us out we origionally needed 6,000 commentz now we need 7,000 come on help us out? if u comment bomb plz message us both and let us know thank u sabrina i am so sick and tired ya all ignoring my profile i sed i am not xcepting friendz requestz and i mean it if u try to add me i will block and deny why cant u read and pay attention to what ii have on my profile thiz iz ds alast time i am saying this OK
Independent Bomber
I created this page for all BOMBING FAMILIES If you would like your family page added just send me the link and message you want displayed. I am here to have fun and Bombing is fun to me but I choose to be independent. I LOVE ALL!
a whisper blows from the southern breeze tingling my neck caressing my body time has show an age of innocence drawn by night devoured by the day shooting through the universe emptiness surrounds me loneliness is a cry a cry for hope as a new morning breaks a whisper blows once again filling my sould with empty promises once again

Tell me why I would want to see your cock. Is there a spot on my profile that says "I want to see cocks"? I don't remember putting that in there. Come on guys, GROW UP! Not every woman wants her Shoutbox hit with these questions. In my opinion, when you ask questions like this, you are trying to compensate for a low self-esteem or you are lacking in the IQ department. Which is it? Sersiouly, if you can not think of anything better to talk about, than don't talk.
Band Girlfriends Guide To Keeping Your Man
BAND GIRLFRIENDS GUIDE TO KEEPING YOUR MAN (by those who know) ================================== -Don't try to be the "manager", do not get involved with band business, that is for the band. -Don't ask his bandmates for relationship advice. -Do Not complain when your (insert holiday here) date gets cancelled because a show has been scheduled. Holidays are no longer yours. Even Valentines Day! ***-It's NOT mandatory that you are at every show.*** -Do not get jelous when your boyfriend talks to groupies. They are the one's buying the CDs and merch, not you, so let them have their time. And get to go home with him! -Babies don't make men quit bands....especially if you were a groupie. -No, the band does not want you to go on tour with them. Like your going to sleep in the back of a van and eat ramen for 4 months strait!? -Don't make the following introduction: Hi! I'm _____. My boyfriend is in ______. -Don't follow him around at shows like a lo
All Smiles!!!
I am feeling alot better now and back to being ME! I know I will be going through tough times off and on about my mothers passing but I realize that it is all about finding me as for who I am now. I wanted to let ya know I am moving on in the moment and being happy!
George Carlin
What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
1. Where you and I met: 2. Take a stab at my middle name: 3. How long you've known me: 4. The last time that we saw each other: 5. Would I ever go sky diving? 6. Your first impression of me upon meeting me/seeing me: 7. Am I funny? 8. My favorite type of music: 9. Can I sing? 10. The best feature about me: 11. What do I want to do more than anything? 12. What is one thing that you think I should do? 13. Do I have any special talents? If so, what are they? 14. Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, snobby, or something else? 15. Have you ever hugged me? 16. My favorite food: 17. Have you ever had a crush on me? 18. If there was one good nickname for me, it would be: 19. Your favorite memory of me: 20. If you and I were stranded on a desert island, I would bring:- 21. Do I believe in God? 22. Who is my best friend? 23. Will you repost this so I can fill this out for you never cook cookies in the toaster oven... they dont come out too well...
Why Cant It Be?
So I had a blind date this weekend...It was fun and he was good looking but it just wasnt there for me. The whole time I thought of the last guy I was with. As I found out that I might be getting more then friendly feelings for one of my closest guy friends. I hate how confused I am. I miss the last guy... I really am feelin' my guy friend...but the guy that I met this weekend isnt for me. I want things to work out for me. oi... i dont know what to say... i am way happy. but yet there is this thing bugging me and i am not totally sure what it is.. i want to be just completely happy... But its getting to me... I am slowly feeling more and more emepty inside. **sigh** what is a girl to do. ITS JUST SO LAME THAT EVERY GUY I FALL FOR TURNS OUT TO BE A FREAKING TOOLBUCKET. GUYS JUST TOTALLY CONFUSE ME! BUT THATS KINDA THERE JOB. I DONT SEE WHY MY EX JUST CAN NOT LET ME GO HE IS THE ONE TO FUCK UP NOT ME SO WHY AM I SUCH A BAD PERSON NOT TO L
That Is So Not
VIRGO - The Perfectionist Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Al ways wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. SCORPIO - The Intense One Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. LIBRA - The Harmonizer Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. ARIES - TheDaredevil Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREME
For All You Dudes Out There!
I love all my compliments an rates,TYVM!...But please check out my profile an quit askin me if I'm bi-sexual and/or dropping comments like oh God wo you're HOT!!!!!!!......I'm strictly dickly for the lady folk,ok??.....Please an thank you!....Peace out!
Girls Or Grown Women
Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.
Poems And Storys Of Real Life
Deep, fulfilling, meaningful, love, passion, beauty are all the lies that his body tells me as he lies between my legs doing what he does oh so well. His eyes look deep inside my soul and he sees the curiosity sparking within me. That’s when he digs deeper, strokes slower, kisses deeply, fill me with him, speaks to me with his body, and loves me passionately. I look into his eyes and see all the little white lies, shit; the big black ones too. My heart breaks, my mind races, but my body opens up and lets him in. I cry silently wanting to know how is it that this man between my legs has me so DICK-matized. I ask myself, “Do you love him? Yes, I do.” I close my eyes and picture the man that I used to love, how he used to make love to me, how he used to kiss me, how he used to touch me, how he used to be and my blood is flowing through my body making me feel hot. I open eyes only to have my vision taken from me by the evolution of the man that used to be. He’s grown into something I don’t
Find someone you really like or love or just plain looks like they could use a hug an give em one!......Share some love an leave em with a warm smile!....It's contagious you now!....HUGS for EVERYONE!!!...Peace out yall an feel the love!
To the asshole who likes to mark things are officially an idiot. Tell me why a carebear w/ a weed plant is NSWF...yet a pussy picture is acceptable...stupid fuck...I swear stupidity should be a know who you are STUPID.
The Question In My Mind Is Simply Why?
I Dont Understand
Ok from another country or not, if you can say han: hi beautiful you want web cam sex?_?_?_? Then Id expect youd be able to read my profile. the big easy part at the top where it explains no i dont OWN a web cam and i dont have any messengers. So I say... -->han: if you take a minute to read my profile, youll see i dont even have a webcam, bu thanks for letting me know you thats all you are interested in His next very quick responce is... han: u send me pls ur yahoo id To which i said... --->han: AGAIN if you took the time to READ my profile it ALSO states i dont have yahoo or any messengers and that FUBAR is the ONLY way to contact me. No responce yet, but wow look at that! he can read engrish cuz poof there he was han just checked you out! Shit just drives me nuts. do you really think i want a whole warning section about having a boyfriend, having no web cam and hacing no messengers? kinda kills the beauty of the page i think, and 50% of the
For My Angel Of Life Love Ya Hun!!!
THIS IS DEDICATED TO MY ANGEL OF LIFE... Your friendship is special Like the flowers that bloom, Or when a butterfly emerges From within its cocoon... You remind me of that butterfly, Loving and free, Bright and colorful, For the world to see... We will share sunshine and rainbows; Sometimes, the rain and the snow; We'll stand together through it, While the cold winds blow... When the time is right, We won't stop to ask "Why?" Our friendship will take flight On the wings of a butterfly ... TEJANA POR VIDA...
Need Something To Get Out Of This Slump
Today I woke up with a headache took some med and went back to sleep, woke up 2 hours later when my alarm went out feeling much worse, I have so much to do today to feel like I am not a falure and I dont need this fucking headache. I need a job and my plan was to leave warly this morning and go to work force and do some major hunting. so I am writing this to tell myself that I have to figure something out to make me do what I need to do even though I feel like shit. I have been starting to fall into depression sleeping more and feeling like i am ugly a total falure and that is not a good state to be in while searching for a job. Note to self YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, AND THOUGH YOU DONT HAVE A JOB YOU HAVE NOT GIVEN UP SO YOU ARE NOT A TOTAL FAILURE. STOP BEEING AFRAID TO DO THINGS THAT YOU ARE SCARED YOU WILL GET REJECTED AND JUST DO THEM. TAKE CARE OF YOUR SELF AND START LOVING YOURSELF A LITTLE.
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Still Not Here
I woke up this morning from dreaming of you, I sat at the window and watched the sun rise, a world came awake but my heart was froze, we instant message, there is always the phone, but always inside me I'm lost and alone, without you to hold , there is empty cold, darkness and grey, I live for the moment, our eyes first meet, the touch of your skin, tast your warm lips so sweet, only to be with you makes me complete, I cherish you always with unending love, till we meet baby I'll swallow the tears, fight back the pain of you being, Still Not Here...
Passion 4
Sadness These Are All Sad Ones
A Farewell With all my will, but much against my heart, We two now part. My Very Dear, Our solace is, the sad road lies so clear. It needs no art, With faint, averted feet And many a tear, In our opposéd paths to persevere. Go thou to East, I West. We will not say There's any hope, it is so far away. But, O my Best! When the one darling of our widowhead, The nursling Grief, Is dead, And no dews blur our eyes To see the peach-bloom come in evening skies, Perchance we may, Where now this night is day, And even through faith of still averted feet, Making full circle of our banishment, Amazéd meet; The bitter journey to the bourne so sweet Seasoning the termless feast of our content With tears of recognition never dry. ************************************************** his is a lesson to be learned. When a girl says that she's ok, everything is wrong. Wh
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I have an 8G Ipod touch for sale Like new...had it since Febuary! Still has the plastic protective cover on it $210.00. I am selling it so that i can Buy an Electric Violin Contact me if interested!!! I hope soon that i will have some real pic of me up...I dont have a good camera so i will have to barrow one. Keep an eye out for the horror of your life...LOL :D
Well I am fixing to final try the real world im 18 soo its time to grow up and be a big people. I am actually looking forward to it. I cant wait to go cuz to me i am invading my mothers privacy. Shes done her job by raising me and now its my job to move out and Raise my 15 month old son Michael. I aint gonna be one of thoses kids that still live with mommy and daddy at the age of 24- 25. Im not gonna depend on them all my life like most people i know. Im gonna move and raise my son and teach him well. Moving out will make me stronger. more battles for me and more responablity. It will make me feel good cuz then i can prove to these people who be hating i aint like them i got the resonability, Shit im more mature then most teenage moms. I am Ready I really am. See I have this best friend and this person is amazing. I love em to Death but theres a problem that always gets in the way from our friendship the other half. Always controlling and always is a bitch. I really cant take no more.
Off Line For A Few Months
Hey all just to say that sorry I haven't been on in a few days but internet has been switched off at home so using a friends comp at min only on to say that due to finacial problems I will most likely be away for a few months. I hope that I can get sorted and be back on in the new year. Love to you all and sorry mum love and miss you loads xxxxxxxx
A Victim Of My Own Insanity!
Ok, I've been waiting for a while to create my own lounge and now that I have, I am clueless as to what to do. I would really love some help if anyone would like to offer it. Maybe a co-owner and other people to help me run it. Please contact me if you would like to help. I would really appreciate it. My id is king_of_kings_82603 It all started about a month ago. She told me she needed time apart. What started out as two days, changed to a week, then two weeks, then three, and by the end of the third when she asked me to come back I told her no. Well, here I am now, back with her, she wants to get married and move with me, since I moved out of town to be closer to my family and said she would do anything to be with me. But my issue is, I'm nosey, if it's an email, an IM, a text message, I read it. It's become a really bad habit of mine. Well I found a text message tonight, it wasn't sent, but it was about her. It said that she was keeping me on the side in case it didn't work out with
About Me
I've always been a bit of an introvert..u know- kinda quiet about personal things... however, Im gonna give away one of my secrets today. Im gonna try to do this once a week... this week its something that one a select few people know.. its nothing major, but here goes... I love BONDAGE.. i like being submissive mostly. There are times when I LOVE being dom too. Its not something I do "regularly" (nor as often as I would like) Its not the humility of it- that part is BS to me... I just like having lack of control; of "the situation" from time to time.. perhaps that makes me strange.. I dont think so tho.. I think sexuality is something women are way too restrained with. I know a lot of women are afraid their guy will think they're crazy if they make an unusual request.. all I can say about that is- it's not true--- in fact, men LOVE that stuff.. and more than likely be grateful for the suggestion! I have more to say, but I have to get to work.. I will come back and add more to this
Fun Stuff!
[x] You were born in SA [] You drink Farmer's Union Iced Coffee [x] You meet people at the "Malls Balls" [] At least half of your neighbours were born before 1950 [] You grew up on Fritz & sauce sangas? [] You eat Fruchocs [] You've never watched NRL [x] You've been to the Christmas Pagent [] You drink Coopers...(if hav to drink beer lol) [] It's the best beer in the world? [x ] You consider 40 degrees to be a bit warm [] You've eaten a Balfour's frog cake [] You find it hard to tell whether or not marijuana is illegal [] You know that a berliner is something you eat [] You miss Magic Mountain [x] You've driven a Holden or its your family car [] You like YoYo biscuits [x] You have a Hills Hoist in your backyard [] The opening of a new airport is an exciting event for you [x] You can drink SA tap water without noticing any unpleasant flavours [] You call the corner store a 'deli'? [] You pronounce graph as "grarph", plant as
10 Reasons Sex Is Good For You
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities
My Name Is
for the ppl out ther that dont know my name is cody im 19 i live in lakeland i have a 2mt odd lil girl and i need a gilr in my life so get at me
I Am A Wwe Fan
i an a wwe fan i got some pic of a wwe fan if you guys like wwe let me know i can get some pic of them
Gater Stole My Thong!!!
Okay, so its late and I get a phone call from an ex-boyfreind. He wants to meet up and do some catching up on each other [ahem!] Well, he comes to pick me up and we grabs some beers from the local Handy Way. We go and sit at the dock and shoot the breeze, smoke a little, drink a few, listen to some toons. We decide to do some ridin, so we ride around a little while. Soon we end up at the boat ramp near the local bar. As we are sitting on the dock, we can hear the gaters croaking and growling becasue it is gater-matin season. We giggle about this and start getting it on too. Well, we get down hot and heavy, and decide its time to get dressed. He quickly gets dressed, but me being a woman and all, it takes me forever to find all my clothes. I looked around for my panties. My favorite black thong with the laces up the back and leather trim. I looked twice. They were not there.....I asked him if he had them [he would do this.....crazy fool that he is]. I looked
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I have no clue how to work this thing... er... nto work, but understand what is going on with this site... I am new... hahaha
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Harinbone's Graphics
Remember in the old superman movies where superman waz put into a crystal and put into space for ever... Well this is the chicken version, But i caught the chicken shitting!!! this is the BackGround Pic I made for the past recent Graphics.. this is the second one I made with a few changes I thought it looked better like this.. Waht do you think?
To My Friends
Jokes -n- Funnies
A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F Tee-Shirt. "Why are you wearing a Thank God it's Friday Tee-shirt on Wednesday?" "Oh crap!" the blonde says, "I thought it meant Tits Go In Front." WHO CARES HOW OLD YOU ARE, LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST... "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, 'Holy shit .... What a Ride!!'"
Why Am I'm Not Married Lol
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then
Hell Awaits Me
hell awaits me. life has drained me, as i die a little more each day. life is shallow, and all is void. a pennance too all things done in veign. my life is broken my dreams are stolen. and now i am left with all this pain. and hell awaits me.
Ramblings Of A Fractured Mind
Life’s mysteries Gnaw at my very core Dark phantasms Chase me into the light Crossing those thresholds Of sanity And instability That calm façade Seen by most Hides The passionate beast That only the privileged Or the cursed See Touching the dark side To expose my truth Multiple pieces Of a fractured puzzle Which when complete Shows all But only small bits Are shown At all Todd A. Wilson October 16, 2007 Silly hopes Whimsical visions My twisted mind Continues to twist My soul Reaching out My delicate hand Embraces the skeleton In my closet Drawing the darkness To me Inhaling it deeply Once again Making it apart Of me Todd A. Wilson October 16, 2007 Silly words Fill my memories Causing tears Bringing laughter Silly words Cut me to the bone And lift me higher Than ever Those silly words Of love Of hate Of support Of denial I run towards Silly words I crawl away from Silly words I want to embrace To make my ow
go with the flow i am me and that is the way it goes
So fucking Hot!!!! Crave Online: Funny Videos, Sexy Videos, Music Videos, Movie Traile The Capture Victoria woke to complete darkness. She wondered where she was and why she couldn’t move. She yelled for help and heard only her echo. The darkness was interrupted by light that shone down on her. She looked around for anything to tell her where she was but to no avail. She realized that she was restrained to a wooden chair with leather straps and stripped down to her red corset and matching lacey panties. She tried to struggle but the restraints were too tight. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw a blinking red light on the wall and figured someone was watching. “Hello? Is anyone there?” she cried but the echoes of her pleas gave away to silence. A man stepped out of the shadows in front of her. As he came closer, she remembered that she saw him before. She recalled that earlier that night (assuming that it was the same night) her girlfriends and her w
I look into your eyes and I'm lost. As soul so deep, I will never see the end. Do I loosen my chains and take a chance? Do I hold tight and let nobody in? Do you care? Do you want to be here? Running, hiding, chasing, being. Send me home I'm tired of being alone. Hold me close. Never let me go. But first, You have to see me.
Puer Aeternus
So what? Really, it isn't that horrible - there are pains plenty worse than to be hopelessly desiring someone who sees straight through you. I know this and yet the bitter ache refuses to succumb, defying reason and reality, to instead entertain possibilities that have no chance to be made flesh. I bite my lip to keep my silence, I look away to hide my wanting - knowing that, there, I am kept safe from throwing myself into my foolishness. Still, it only takes a glance to see that I am never in her eyes; still, I can hear in her voice enough to realize that I will never hear what words I long for. Better to be safe and never know - better to turn away and withstand the burn of my desire than to feel the cut of rejection for what could only ever be a fool's wanting for a beauty he could never reach. The junk raced through my veins, icefire and numbing bliss, and in that moment of clarity I know I have to get out of here. Wild white roses sprinkle my visio
I'm Cupcakin Wit No Feelin. And If U Have A Cupcake And It's Not Sweet N-e-more Then Drop It On The Floor And Go Get Another.;}
anyone wants to see as far as me taking pictures so if you want to see something inparticular, let me know. Because I don't know what to post. thank you
New Pics
hey gurls, wanna see more pics of me, visit my page i posted some new pics of me, feel free to cooment and rate me, i will return the fav back to you, love u all
Tequila And Salt!
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 12. I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here than a whole truck load when I'm gone! 13. Good friends are like
Mi Vida Loca...
Here's a list of some of my favorite movies from my list: 10 Things I Hate About You 13 Going On 30 1408 The 40 Year Old Virgin Almost Famous Alvin and the Chipmunks America's Sweethearts An American Haunting American Psycho American Psycho II: All American Girl The Amityville Horror (2005) Angus Animal House Bell Witch Haunting Blood and Chocolate Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) The Cell Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) Cold Creek Manor The Corpse Bride The Convent The Covenant The Crow The Crow: Wicked Prayer Cry Baby Darkness Falls The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer Dirty Dancing Disturbing Behavior Dogma Edward Scissorhands Ella Enchanted Empire Records Ever After The Faculty Final Destination Final Destination II Final Destination III Finding Neverland Flatliners The Fog (2005) Tod Browning's Freaks (1932) Fried Green Tomatoes Ginger Snaps Girl, Interrupted Hairspray (1988 and 2007) Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle Ha
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I recorded this a while ago but i wasnt sure if i was going to post it or not. It's just a recording of me singing My Immortal by Evanescence. Its not professional or anything... i'm just singing over the original song on a karaoke machine. My Immortal I'm offering this for the first person to buy me a happy hour! I will rate ALL your pics, no matter how many and I will buy you a 1 month VIP or 7 day Blast! And i will give you the #1 spot on my friends list for the week or month of your Blast or VIP and i will add you to my family so you have access to my NSFW folders! I will love you forever! Me singing So Small by Carrie Underwood...enjoy and comment please! SO SMALL
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okay guys i'm new here so i'm workin on the page. It might take a bit cause i'm picky. But it will get there.
I hate this word. I hate it a lot. Definition of Drama: 1. a composition in prose or verse presenting in dialogue or pantomime a story involving conflict or contrast of character, esp. one intended to be acted on the stage; a play. 2. the branch of literature having such compositions as its subject; dramatic art or representation. 3. the art dealing with the writing and production of plays. I'm sorry folks, drama is a classic art form with a rich history. Some twat in your life who you won't stop talking to and is "talkin' shit behind your back" or some guy that decided to cheat on you and cause some problems for you is not drama. It's stupid. If y'all don't like "Drama" then stay away from it. I have none in my life. It's pretty easy to get away from actually (read blog "I'll try this too" about confronting people). We need a better word to describe so-called "Drama." Stupidity? Petty Crap? Any other suggestions? What a stupid phrase this is. If it w
Poem I Wrote While Upset
As I sit here tears rolling down my face, wonder why my life has made me such a disgrace. Pondering wondering why didn't life consume me, I look to the skies where I see a glimpse of shimmering beauty. As I bow my head back down all I can see is the meak darkness, whispering softly into my ear you are worthless. The Chains of depression grip round my wrist tightly, Gasping from pain and the failure from fighting. I try to tell myself it doesn't matter, but in all this chaos and termoil I get sadder. My head racing and my heart pounding my fists clenched with rage, almost is if I were a beast trapped in a cage. The depression and sadness still lurking beyond, as if to call out. Saying, "kill yourself, Come on." I grab my head fearing what I might do, not regarding the consequences and effects it would have on you.. With a heavy mind on the breaking of the night, hoping someone would hear my body screaming and come help aid me in my fight. When all at once headlig
For Friends Andallwho Have Came Into My Life
Hey guys the contest is over....everyone has done so well...i got sick on the end of the contest....sorry I do apologize .....I'm sorry...muah to everyone... HEY EVERYONE....THE CONTEST STARTS IN 10 MINS AND I ONLY HAVE 2 PPL AND I NEED 10 SO COME ON BY AND ENTER THE CONTEST... COME SHOW ME THE SEXIEST GIRL HERE....MUAH Make your own Glitter Comments Code Generators Graphics Layouts Make your own Glitter Comments Code Generators Graphics Layouts
Fan Me
ok i want to try to get every fubar member as my fan there are over 1 million people on here so im gonna need some help please tell all ur friends,fans,family to fan me i wanna see if i can get it done
When The Hammer Falls
It's been 10 days now that I have been alone with my kids. Funny how things have a way of taking care of themselves. My only problem now is where to move. I'll lose his 3 kids, again, but they'll always be with me and my daughters, no matter how far. I don't see any way to keep this marriage. It has been less than a partnership for the past 5 months, and the 3 years before that are most forgetable. He is not even worth the tears I have thus far barely shed. Maybe I am just numb, still in shock. He's not even really dead, just to me and the kids. We don't think after 4 times in jail, that he'll ever be the partner and parent he represented himself to be. We were all so fooled, and feel deeply betrayed. Living with such strong emotions (especially a child) is so very difficult. The good thing is, we will heal with time. WW II Battleship sailor tells Obama to shape up or ship out ! This venerable and much honored WW II vet is well known in Hawaiifor his seventy-plus years of ser
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What Im Looking For
my lady is a woman who is happy of her own acomplishmets,who's beauty is with in aswell as out.a family person, one who likes to laugh and have a good time, one who loves me,and wants to be loved, most of all that she would laugh at my jokes, and to be truthful,honest, giving and likes to be herself not something shes not.
kinky because I just love sex; I'm just wondering. I do love to feel someone inside of me--I love penis's.
New Gift
a gift from a friend. It is a glass vibrator and I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions on using it?
Panther Sings To Us
~~~ TOTEM POLES ~~~ If anyone tries to tell you that the Indians worshipped totem poles you can tell them they are mistaken, for noted authorities state clearly that totemism is not a religion. It is the identification of a man with his totem, whether his totem be an animal, a plant or what not. It is a serious, though apparently common mistake to speak of a totem as a god and to say that it is worshipped by the clan. In pure totemism among the aborigines, the totem is never a god and is never worshipped. A man no more worships his totem and regards it as his god than he worships his father and mother, or brother and sister, and regards them as his gods. He certainly respects his totem and treats it with consideration, but the respect and consideration which he pays to it are the same that he pays to his friends and relatives; hence when his totem is an edible animal or plant, he commonly, but not always, abstains from killing and eating it, just as he abstains from killing his friends
love every body
Gold Diggers
this is for all the men who say they are the dying breed the, men that say all women pass them up for the "jerks" (the bad boys that treat women like shit).... well i am here to tell you men your not the only ones who get passed,up lets talk about us women who treat a man like a man and get passed up for the "gold diggers" (women who use men for what they can get and treat them like shit) so instead of saying your a dying breed do something about it and stop passin the ones of us that dont want what your money can buy us, just what comes from inside your not the only dying breed us women are too
Time Passes
Was browsing youtube watching it snow~~I came across this video and those of you that know me well~~know that I'm both a Kid Rock and Dale Jr. fan~Anytime they come in a package is a good day for me~~LOL~~As I started to watch it~I got a lil emotional~(if you have read my about me,you know why)~as the soldier stops to kick the ball back to the lil boy in the video~~I thought of Nick~~Even tho I saw him at Thanksgiving~~I miss him daily~and I can picture him doing that~~~I won't get all political about this~~cuz it's only a blog about a mother's love~~Enjoy everyone and have a great weekend~♥ LiL~ When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa , Florida , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her c
you say dont worry is only a short drive but you dont know where my mind is you dont know the way i feel what if my face was as broken as the inside of my heart is what if i forget to take that curve and hit that tree what if i forget to say i love you before i leave what if the person at the door wasnt me what if that person was the police with the preacher from down the road what if i never come back cause i did forget to turn what if im more torn up inside then you know what if i cant see beyond my tears beyond my fears beyond my love for you do ya ever wonder if i hurt do ya ever wonder if i know do ya ever wonder if i care do think i hurt do you even think about how i feel do you know i know do you think about what i know do you know i care do you even understand y i care do you know i love you do you know i want you do you know i cant live with out you do you......... y is it that guys dont realize when they hurt ppl y is it
Never Choke In A Restaurant In Arkansas
Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head no. The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again, the hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table. His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it .
To whom it may concern, this will be my last time on here. I have made a few good friends while I was here. No I'm not deleteing my account. When I get off of work, I am going to give into my deamons and take my life........I have just gotten so tired of life, I can't do it anymore. I hurt everyone who has ever loved me pushed them away from me. I am tired of the phsycal pain the mental pain, I just can't do it any more. I am so tired of everybody getting rid of me because I have problems. I'm not a bad person, just messed up. But every body gives up on me to easy. If someone would just hang in there and help when the stroms come they would see. Maybe they will remember me when I am gone. Goodbye all. I had my visit with the shirk this week, we talked about the reasons why I wanted to end my life. I have a long way to go, but so of my problems stem from a lot of stress in my personal life. Another cause is the fact that I spend everyday in pain, I wake its there I go to bed its there,
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Being Sick
so on saturday I came down with this really really horrible was weird cuz i never ever start out a cold with a cough. Sunday it got worst. I woke up at 2am sunday night (monday technically) and i had 101 fever. my cough was worse and i started to get nasally. then i tried to fall back to sleep after calling in to work and woke up shortly after with pain in both of my ears. so i went to the doctor today and I have bronchitas, middle ear infection and a sinus infection. I had get get 8 prescriptions which cost me $102.00. now hows that for a shitty day...ugh...
I was gonna mumm this but figured i didnt want to hear sarcastic comments from a bunch of other ppl. Is it possible for a person to fall in love with two ppl at the same time? My husband and i split like 4 months ago and i fell for someone. shortly after i fell for someone else. I was confused on what i wanted. One was closer, could provide a stable home and said all the things i wanted to hear. the other was just natural at showing how he cared and it was so easy to fall for him. so i ended up going with the first one and he was the wrong choice. but i just could not decide that is what made it hard. I ended up hurting the second one and i can understand how he feels. I really wanted to try to work something out with the second one and now he wont, says he needs time to think about things. I know he feels rejection, i completley understand that, but if he loved me as much as he said he did, why not give it a go and see what happens. nobodies perfect and we often take the w
Sexiest Picture
1.) Go to the profile of the person who posted this bulletin... 2.) Pick their SEXIEST picture and post a comment under it saying: "SEXIEST PICTURE " * * NOW THE FUN PART * * 3.) Repost this bulletin and see how many comments you get on your own pictures...
But I Like To Keep It A Secret
Come Swing with meeee We'll dance and smile and laugh ourselves to sleep :] can we just go somewhere and color our lives a different shade? make it all just go away, we'll just make it all go away. I'm in love with you, dear, I'm in love, are you in love too? do you want to hold me and scream inside your heart? just break away from the mundane and come to this little park... we can swing in a world apart from everyone else's. Growing up is overrated and I'm not being pulled down with the world... By lisa
I just have had a real sucky day. What the fucks with that and its friday! Myspace hasent got shit on this.
What Is Your Sexual Hidden Talent?
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at
Do You Really Want To Know Me?
ok so here it goes, to save time we will do the condensed and slightly dark version....I was born in goshen among the amish to a couple of pothead alcoholics...moved to plymouth and lived in the middle of the sticks while attending a christian private school until my mother pulled me out of there because it was ran by a bunch of sexist morons....then we became broke moved to a trailer park and I started public schools and was introduced at age six to lots of swearing and heavy metal and a magazine called hustler....through out these years my parents fought, threw heavy glass objects at each other and I got really good at forward to 1989 and I finally get to move into a house with my parents and start dating...since I am poor and kinda a dork I got the ugly chics with no personality and this weighed heavy on me for a number of years....then uh-oh parents are broke again because they spend too much money on alcohol instead of paying the rent and we move to a one bedroom
You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at You will go to jail for... Using your dildo as a weapon of mass destruction 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at Greg -- [noun]:A master of sexual gratification 'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at
My Kinda Guy
What Is Your Kissing Purity?
Your Kissing Purity Score: 37% Pure You're not one to kiss and tell... But word is, you kiss pretty well.Kissing Purity Test
Dont Know What To Name It
My brothers and sisters are out there putting their neck on the line , never felt so proud to be a part of such a great family (USMC.) while politicians take away our benefits , and our pay we still come out every day to take care of bussines. I happy to say that even do i shreded blood for this country I wouldn't have it any other way I love my country , I love america , there no place like it . God bless this great country and everyone of my brother and sisters that live in it !!!!!!! i dont understand why peeps accept u as a friend u try to talk to them but they ignore u , why would peeps accept me and nit talk to me @ least return , the HI or something ,I dont get it but hey I am new @ this I guess I would get it eventually describe ur perfect date !!! and be detail!
What Is Your Sexual Iq?
You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at
Lisa Needs
In Reference To The Previous Blog
i find this absolutely hilarious that people have online mommies and daddies dont yall ?? that they report everything to that person despite what sarcasm may lie behind it!!!!! lmao how many people think i would actually tell someone to let me see them naked in public ??? cause you know what i would just to piss em off Re: Re: Re: Re: tits lmfao Hide header Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:05:24 -0700 From: Size: 6 KB To: Reply-To: nice to know that pagan has a mommy online good looking out for your daughter im proud so that must be the kid you care about right ???? On 10/15/2007, wrote: Wow.. that was a nice attempt, really, but yet not effective. Sorry. and I'm pretty sure that you have to be sexy in order to show off sexy pictures. I could be wrong... but I'm pretty sure that's how it works. On 10/15/2007, wrote: well however we will do this i will fix your girls problem and also i will not arg
Falling Apart
What Gender Is Your Brain?
Your Brain is 40% Female, 60% Male You have a total boy brain Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts And while your emotions do sway you sometimes... You never like to get feelings too involvedWhat Gender Is Your Brain?
Shut Your Mouth
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Great Advice
I was talking to a friend of mine about an ex I have and she told me the most significant thing that I have ever been told. I have never heard any better advice in my life. She said Don't expect him to become what you want because if he is a real man he will become what you need instead Now think about that and see how incredible it was for her to say
What Branch Of Service Are You?
Which branch of the Military are you?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Marines Semper Fi. You are a true Marine. You are the nation's most devastating fighting force, barring Special Forces. But your place was not easy to get. You endured the harshest basic training of any Armed Force to get where you are, and your reward is the respect and admiration of everyone else (except maybe the Air Force, who may view you as just a dumb grunt. Perhaps it's true, but you just want to fight).Marines93% Navy68% Air Force61% Army54% Coast Guard36%
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