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reddawg's blog: "Compliment"

created on 10/16/2007  |  http://fubar.com/compliment/b142211
HOW ADAM GOT EVE-PRICELESS Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" Of course the rest is history............!!!! Send to all the women who need a good laugh and the men you think can handle it.

Cool

Stay cool. The women you're approaching may shoot you down, but if you handle it w/ style she may introduce you to her friend, who's an even better catch.

Know Her

Most women want to know what kind of person they are going out with them. Make a effort to get to know her before diving in for a date.

Smell

Easy on the body spray. You want to smell nice, but it need to be subtle. Scent is like the ref in a football game- it's best when you don't notice it.

Attention

PAY ATTENTION! What makes her laugh? What topics does she duck? She LOVES to talk about what? The keys to conversation open the door to everything else.

Veil

I veil my eyes Gaurding them closely Fear that you may see The fiery passion That is stirring in me What shall I do Go on my way Surrender Whisper my thoughts They may not be the same as yours Fear of rejection holds me silent I veil my eyes with shadows to keep them from your view Guarding them so closely that you may not see into my soul The desires of my heart Whispers your name Silently I veil my eyes

Genuine

Theres nothing worse than giving out loads of pick-up lines. Everyone has something great about them, notice that and compliment them genuinely.
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