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For Women's Only!!check This Out!!
The Missing Five Pound Note Chippenham George worked for the Post Office and his job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day just before Christmas, a letter landed on his desk simply addressed in shaky handwriting: 'To God'. With no other clue on the envelope, George opened the letter and read: Dear God, I am an 93 year old widow living on the State pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I had in the world and no pension due until after Christmas. Next week is Christmas and I had invited two of my friends over for Christmas lunch. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. God; can you please help me? Chippenham George was really touched, and being kind hearted, he put a copy of the letter up on the staff notice board at the main Fareham sorting office where he worked. The letter touched the other postmen and they all dug into

On The Road In Little Rock Arkansas
IM SITTING HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THINKING WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING OUT HERE ? I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS FOR MONEY OR FOR GREED. I MEAN HELL, I AM UP TO MY NECK IN DEBT AND I DO NEED THE MONEY BUT IN THE SAME SENSE I REALLY WISH I COULD BE HOME MORE OFTEN THAN I AM. YOU WOULD THINK FOR THE AMOUNT OF TIME I SPEND ON THE ROAD THAT A BONUS OR SOMETHING WOULD BE IN ORDER. SOMETHING TO REWARD ME FOR SPENDING SO MUCH TIME AWAY FROM MY OWN DAMN HOME. MAYBE THIS IS THE GREED SETTING IN I MENTIONED A FEW MINUTES AGO. I MADE THIS BED AS PEOPLE SAY AND NOW IT IS TIME FOR ME TO LAY IN IT. WITH THE ECONOMY LIKE IT IS I GUESS I SHOULD BE HAPPY TO EVEN HAVE A JOB. EVEN IF IT IS ALMOST 500 MILES OR BETTER FROM HOME MOST OF THE TIME. ATLEAST I AM WITH A COMPANY THAT RESPECTS ME FOR MY ABILITIES. THEY LEAVE ME ALONE FOR THE MOST PART AND NEVER REALLY GIVE ME ANY GRIEF AS LONG AS I DO MY JOB AND DON'T CAUSE ANY TROUBLE. I SEND IN AN AGENDA EVERY DAY FOR WHAT I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED AND THAT IS THAT. I K

So Sick
i hate it when i get so sick that i can't do anything. I have been sitting in bed naked for 2 days straight. no sex, no work, no life. I just wish i would get better... Bored and lonely here... Ashley Nichole I'm bored and horny and I have no one to slide their hard throbbing cocks into my tight wet pussy.. I need some attention!

The Flag
It thore out my heart,It shred it apart.I lost all my faith...I even lost trust. I miss all friends,I miss all thouse timesWhen happiness strived,When I felt so free. Now even when homeI cant get awayFrom all of that hazeAnd mud on face. I live with my guiltMy filthy old handsAre covered in bloodAnd scars cover heart. How do you explainThe war to some one?How can u tellThe loved ones your done? So dead on the inside,So thorn and so gone,So tired of pain,So sick of regrets. How do you explainThe death someone?How do you reclaimYour heart that's far gone? Pretend to be strong...While dieing inside.And being so tough...While feeling so gone. Pretending to laugh...While crying inside.Pretendin to beWhat they wonna see. Disarmed in physical estate Alarmed by visual mandate In disarray without a fate For my redemption it's to late

All That Remains
2. Two Weeks And you neglected I called you out don't please I said we're stronger than this now You resurrected mistakes years past it seemed And they exist to still haunt you And still you feel like the loneliness Is better replaced by this I don't believe it this way And I can see the fear in your eyes I've seen it materialize Growing stronger each day I could see it as you turned to stone Still clearly I can hear you say Don't leave, don't give up on me Two weeks and you ran away I remember don't lie to me You couldn't see that it was not that way Swear I never gave up on you I wanted nothing but for that trust again And brick by brick you would take it You feared of phantoms and none exist but you You still saw fit to destroy it And still you feel like the loneliness Is better replaced by this I don't believe it this way And I can see the fear in your eyes I've seen it materialize Growing stronger each day I could see it as you turned to stone Still clearly I can hear you say

Poem For A Great Girl *named Brandi*
The Blue Eyes of something more It started from the beginning That first moment that shocked the very Being of myself, maybe it was That innocent feeling that caught My heart you was different to me Then most girls. Each day after the first time seeing you My life changed for the good I realized I could be something more Each day grew on me, your face your words that smile, I thought to myself can I have my dreams come true Cause I was only seeing you and I still do. The B in your name stands for Beautiful but it goes Beyond that I just wish one day you could see That your blue eyes mean so much to me. The Blue eyes of something more. I’m never leaving Till you finally see that I would die for you one day. That I’m always going to find myself in your eyes One day you will understand the moment I actually found Cause it’s the story of my life when everything Seems so clear we both could be alive. When I see the person that touc

Pics
sorry all i have been real busy the last few days and just now remembered that i didn't open my folders i will be openin them tonight and leavin them open for the next 2 weeks. hey all i hope that all enjoyed my pics this weekend i will open them again sometime keep a eye out for a blog to say they are open again just to let everyone know i have closed both of my folders and will reopen them in a few weeks. this is my own choice and it is nothing against anyone on here.

To All My Of My Crew,family,friends And Fans - 08/20/2007
Well,it was bound to happen,the Jobs at work have finally started to Explode open,and we are busy as hell...I'm working 12 hours a day,not including the 2 hours each way of travel.....I am truly soory that i may not make it to some of your Profiles to Leave the Love that i always do,But Be aware that all of you and I mean all of you are in my thoughts,each and everyday. Hopfully this is only going to be for a few days or so,I will be back!!!!! Lots Of Love To each and Everyone of you Hugzzzzz and Muahzzzzzz For All,Keep the party going for me,when i get back into the Full Swing Again! Thanks For Being Understanding For all That do! Your Friend ---- ~!~BobbyT645 ~!~ The History of Labor Day Labor Day: How it Came About; What it Means "Labor Day differs in every essential way from the other holidays of the year in any country," said Samuel Gompers, founder and longtime president of the American Federation of Labor. "All other holidays are in a more or less degre

Be Back As Soon As I Can!
Barnhouse, Sylina L. View/Sign Guest Book BARNHOUSE Sylina L. Barnhouse, age 28, of Columbus, passed away Thursday, January 10, 2008, at her home. She is survived by her children, Diamond, Storm, Stacy and Capone; mother, Deborah; father, Lenord Whitt; step-father, Rick Jarvis; grandmother, Hazel Whitt; brothers, Dwayne, Lenord, Ben and Russell; sisters, Marquita and Laurie; uncles, Tim, William, James, Billy and Paul; aunts, Darla, Laura, Linda, Helen, Janet, Opal and Elizabeth; other relatives and friends. Family and friends may call from 2-4 and 6-8 p.m. Sunday, January 13 at the RUTHERFORD-SHROYER FUNERAL HOME, 1278 W. Broad St., Columbus, OH 43222, where a funeral service will be held 1 p.m. Monday, January 14, 2008, with Rev. G.A. Haubrich officiating. Burial will follow in Green Lawn Cemetery. "Sign the online guestbook at www.dispatch.com/obituaries" Published in The Columbus Dispatch from 1/12/2008 - 1/13/2008. Notice • Guest Book • Charities Walking

New Member
You Just Might Make Me Believe@ fubar flamming hearts we have a person in need of our help so lets do what we have to do to help thanks latina69 Mr7Sins@ fubarHEY FLAMMING HEARTS HERE IS ANOTHER NEW MEMBER TO THE FAMILY CAN WE PLEASE SHOW HIM LOVE AND RESPECT AND THANK YOU LATINA69 kelz4676@ fubarWE HAVE A NEW MEMBER TO OUR FAMILY SO CAN WE ALL GO AND SHOW HER SUM LOVE TO HER PAGE THANKS LATINA69

Tag You're It
Instructions...... (I was tagged by Clowny_nl) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I grew up wanting to fly helicopters, I still haven't flown in one. 2. I'm an licensed amateur radio operator. 3. I'm going back to college in the fall, after 12 years out of school. 4. I'm procrastinating cleaning yet again. yeah no big secret. 5. I wear size 11 and a half shoes. *stomps on Misterfeet laughing maniacally* 6. I hide my feelings from the world. 7. I've learned bananas are always better peeled. 8. I have 3 cats and a dog. 9. I dislike cooking. 10. The best gift a friend can ever give me is their time/company. Now to tag others, will go with 5 different people than last

Stinkeye Radio
3p-6p central time only! That Freak Dj Bytch Is feelin freaky Enough To have a party over in the Stinkeye Radio Lounge, I will be giving away the following things so make sure you're there: FuBar Kegs! Mardi Gr Beads! Big Pimpin Gifts! FuBux And Who Knows What Else! Maybe A Pair Of My Own Personal Thongs Signed Just for you lmao!!! So Get On Over Here And Join My Party Come Join Me In The FuBar Lounge, Click The Link http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51165 Or Check Out Our HomePage www.stinkeyeradio.com http://www.stinkeyeradio.com/ Come Join Me In The FuBar Lounge, Click The Link http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51165 Or Check Out Our HomePage www.stinkeyeradio.com http://www.stinkeyeradio.com/ Hey there, Just touching base with you to see how things are going? Also Stinkeye Radio is putting in yet another section on our site for our Independent Artists, what we would like

Fun And Games
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 10 Wierd or Random things about me.... 1. I really, really dislike being tickled around my ribs. My reflexes will swing my arms at you.lol 2. I'm a pastor of a church and most men are intimidated or uncomfortable with that. Are you??? 3. I have two wonderful boys whom I adore. They are 9 & 11. The youngest lives with me full time. 4. I love seafood. Scallops are my favorite. 5. I'm a hopeless romantic. I want to be loved, cuddled, adored, wined and dined, and never doubt you want me. 6. I also love sex. Can you ever have enough? 7. My favorite drink of choice is a Margarita. 8. I'm in love with life and can't wait to

To All My Friends/family/fans
Okay people... LISTEN UP.... DJ Xtasy is still in SC... she has asked me [her little sister] to take over her page for awhile.. which means ill be doing all her dirty work.. like reading pic comments, accepting friend requests, posting blogs. yada yada yada........ if you have ANY qustions just message me on DJ Xtasys page and ill be more than happy to answer them....

Words
The superior man thinks always of virtue; the common man thinks of comfort. -Confucius If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties. -Francis Bacon

Know It Alls Or, Give Me A Break
It is a real pain when people THINK they know the basis for something, and they get it confused with something totally unrelated. Take the Goth counter culture, for example. I had one person telling me that Goths are nothing more than devil worshipers or worse, and are based on the Visigoth tribes of Europe. Gothic, for those who do not know, relates to the style of architecture and life style of the late dark ages. The Cathedral at Notredom is an example of Gothic Architecture. The gothic movement of the late dark age and early middle age also included music, fashion, and poetry. Today's Gothic counter culture is a modern revival of the movement, which includes all of the beliefs from the period, including vampires, shape shifters, fashion, music, and in some cases architecture. These people are just the latest example of the gothic revivals, which has occurred over the last nine centuries. The United States is ripe with Gothic inspired homes and buildings, any build

Yep
Comparisons are easily done Once you've had a taste of perfection Like an apple hanging from a tree I picked the ripest one I still got the seed You said move on Where do I go I guess second best Is all I will know Cause when I'm with him I am thinking of you Thinking of you What you would do if You were the one Who was spending the night Oh I wish that I Was looking into your eyes You're like an Indian summer In the middle of winter Like a hard candy With a surprise center How do I get better Once I've had the best You said there's Tons of fish in the water So the waters I will test He kissed my lips I taste your mouth He pulled me in I was disgusted with myself Cause when I'm with him I am thinking of you Thinking of you What you would do if You were the one Who was spending the night Oh I wish that I Was looking into... You're the best And yes I do regret How I could let myself Let you go Now the lesson's learned I touche

Helpin Others
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Vent
So BLAH is pretty much whats sums up this update. Let's see..... my rent is caught up for now, I'm sure it'll get back behind but oh well fuck it; I'm still topsy turvy about that brother living with me situation; who knew Fly Boys would be this awesome!?!?!?!?!? And look how long I waited to discover how awesome military dicks can be!! LOL Things with my kids are far more beautiful than I thought they would be a year ago. Things are sssoooooooo much better now that I'm divorced. And people tried to say I married him for my situation with my kids. Shit all he did was fuck up my shit with my kids worse than it was before him. Not to mention he let his baby momma ruin my kids toys cause she was so jealous that I had 2 and she was only forced to have 1 and she hated that. So she destroys my kids shit, and thats ok with him cause she's better than me. She never cheated on him. WTFE dude And life post 2nd divorce?? FREAKING FANTASTIC My FlyBoy is awesome wonderful and amazing and so much li

Rules & Guildlines
To make things easier for me and my staff I am going to make Sunday's the day that All members must Re-Rate the Rollcall..This will insure that all members have each other R/F/A to each other...Mendi has been Rating everyone each day and has very few that rates her back..Just FYI she is the BOSS of this family and is the one that has the final say as to how things are done here..if you are not being active she will know and when she says remove then I WILL REMOVE you from the CTL...So you might want to make sure when she rates you that you return the gesture! As for the TOD..All members must rate the TOD folder of the person drawn that day EVERYDAY this means if you dont rate the TOD and DONT give me a reason why then you will be Removed for non-compliance to the rules! Level ups...We post all level ups in the video section of our stash..when you see the status say Leveling see stash...All members that are online at the time will be expected to participate in the level up!

Loving Friends
A Place There is a place within my heart Where memories of you lie. A place I visit from time to time; A place that shall never die. A place that no one knows about Except for a very few. A place that I have set aside Especially for you. I go to this place whenever I feel Lonely when we're apart. I go to this place whenever I need You to touch my heart. You shall always be in this place; No one could fill your shoes. No one else could take your place, For I give my heart to you. Hi (Name): Just thought I'd write you a short note to tell you how much I enjoyed meeting you at (place). I can't recall when I had a more pleasant time. Everything felt so natural, and you were very easy to talk to. It's hard for me to identify what it is about you that attracts me so. I suppose it might be the combination of your great sense of humor, your charming personality and your good-looks. Whatever it is, I can sense its pr

Dumb Shit
Here is the good part of it all!!! Now she want to apoligize to me HAHAHAHA fucking HAHAAHA KNOW YOU REALY MIGHT NOT CARE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY RIGHT NOW. BUT I JUST WANT TO, FIRST AND FAR MOST APOLOGIZE FOR MY ACTIONS EARLIER. THAT REALY IS NOT HOW I AM. AND I KNOW IT WAS UNCALLED FOR. I HAVE KNOW JAMES SINCE I WAS ABOUT 14 YEARS OLD. I HAVE LOVED AND CARED FOR HIM FOR YEARS! WE BOTH HAVE HAD FEELINGS FOR EWACHOTHER. YES, IM MARRIED. IM IN A VERY BAD MARRIGE THAT IS BOUND TO END. I RECENTLY (FOUR WEEKS TODAY) GOT BACK IN TOUCH WITH JAMES (WOODY). AND THOSE FEELINGS ARE STILL THERE. AND SO, YES IT DOES HURT SEEING HIM CHAT WITH OTHER FEMALES. AND I KNOW I MAY HAVE REALY MESSED THINGS UP BETWEEN ME AND HIM. BUT I LOVE HIM AND CARE FOR HIM FAR TOO MUCH TO EVER GIVE UP ON HIM. I JUST CANT! I LOST HIM BEFORE, AND NOW THAT HE IS BACK IN MY LIFE, I CANT LET HIM GO. IM SORRY FOR ACTING LIKE A FOOL. I REALIZE HOW STUPID MY ACTIONS WERE. THATS NOT THE REAL ME! I have to blog about this, I

Holy Shit!!!
Ok so i posted a mumm telling everyone what kind of situation i was in right now and asked them if i should leave or stay with my bf and all they told me was how bad of a person that i was not even knowing me. Since that's all my bf kept telling me last night then i guess it's really true. Now please excuse me while i shoot myself in the stomach. So i hope you get the chance to read this cuz i'm gonna delete my damn account. ok so i'm sick as hell and have bronchitus, a sinus infection and the flu. YUK! i hate being sick. i'm off to take another nap for the day after i eat some more soup. ROCK ON BITCHES!

Shygirl Memo
FIRST OFF LET ME BEGIN BY SAYING WE HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE OVER THERE EACH DAY SOMEONE DIE IN VAIN MY OLDEST SON JOIN THE ARMY IN MAY AND NOW HE OVER THERE GOD HELP HIM HE ONLY 23 YEAR OLD WHEN HE CALL HOME I CAN HEAR THE SADNESS IN HIS VOICE TELLING ME MOM I DONT FEEL RIGHT I WANT TO COME HOME I FEEL SO HELPLESS MY BABY BOY IN A PLACE SO FAR AWAY I NEED TO STOP FOR NOW ONLY CAUSE I MAY SAY SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE THING WORSED FOR HIM TILL NEXT TIME IF THERE ONE MELISSA well first off let said hi to all those lost cherry and let all them know that i really loves there profile's and i really enjoy loging into lost cherry this wed is my birthday and i know where i will be at the lost cherry yah well today i turn 39 and i look back at all that i did and all i didn't do wow it like only yesterday i was 21 and now i am also 40 now for me it a big step maybe i am reading too much into this i don't know i just feel tha

Poetry
The time of the Ancient Ones is coming to an end my children. This planet was once swimming with those of us whom would die a glorious death to be reborn or re-awakened knowing that of our former selves and lives. To incorporate our prior knowledge to the present and encompass our very livelihood. But as the centuries have passed, we have forgotten how to remember. Forgotten to pay the respects due to the elder Ancient Ones and our ways. They have changed the rituals, the music, and the dance..... As for this old dragon, the last of his kind on this old world; we are tired. We wish for the slumber of the ages. We wish and hope for the music to stop and the dance to cease and be no more..... ok, we'll start with a slow breast message. licking and sucking gently...working my way down u'r stomach and tickling u'r belly button with my tongue then i'll continue downward licking the skin between there and just the top of u'r pussy...teasing u as i run my tongue around the very outer li

Mudd Slinging
The courts have finally gotten around to taking my deadbeat X to court for the child support he isn't paying. The X, of course has decided to start slinging mud after being told a 1000$ bux or jail time. He DID come up with the bux, but had the case continued because he has "questions" on where my girls live.(HUH?) The girls live with me of course and I never EVER denied him visitation even with him not paying court ordered support, ever. I'm tired of being nice and am considering slinging the mud right back as he isn't fit to be a dad. He doesn't have a pot to piss in as far as I'm concerned(or anyone else for that matter), and I think he's trying to get out of paying support completely. I've bent over backwards for this bastard but only because of the girls. I'm not going to look the other way any longer. Hell, he's even told friends that him being the "dad" is support enough. That being said, he has yet to contribute to the girls support in any way. That includes EVER

Snickerdoodles Recipe
Makes 18 servings.. adjust as needed..my org recipe is for 6 dozen lol INGREDIENTS: 1 cup shortening 1 1/2 cups white sugar 2 eggs 2 3/4 cups sifted all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 2 teaspoons cream of tartar 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons white sugar 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Grease cookie sheets. 2. In a medium bowl, cream together the shortening and sugar. Add eggs one at a time, mixing after each. Sift together the flour, baking soda, cream of tartar and salt; stir into the creamed mixture until well blended. 3. In a small shallow bowl, stir together the 2 tablespoons of sugar with the cinnamon. Roll the dough into walnut sized balls and roll the balls in the sugar mixture. Place cookies 2 inches apart on the prepared cookie sheet. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes in the preheated oven. Cookies should be slightly golden at the edges. Remove to cool on wire racks. Makes 18 servings

Surgery
I went to the DR and just had bloodwork done and she marked it urgent as to have the results in a couple hours. Plus I have to have another cat scan done to make sure the emergency surgery they did back in August actually repaired everything. She thinks there is a block in the circulation to my kidneys that is draining my potassium and causing my BP to sky rocket again. It was 189/133 an hour ago. And Im on meds that usually control it. If there is a block then I need more surgery and Im scared. Im tired of being poked and prodded and sliced and diced. I eat right, I excercise and take good care of myself and my family. Im at a loss right now. Went to the dr. and I am clear to go back to work on Monday!!!!I've healed up very well but still no heavy lifting for another 2 weeks but I can handle that. I'm just glad to be going bsck to work. Thanks to all of you who have been here to talk to me while I was off. I really appreciate your friendship! LUV & HUGZ Well its been 2 weeks today

Freedom Isn't Free
Freedom Isn't Free I watched the flag pass by one day. It fluttered in the breeze A young soldier saluted it, and then He stood at ease. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud With hair cut square and eyes alert He'd stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like him Had fallen through the years. How many died on foreign soil? How many mothers' tears? How many Pilots' planes shot down? How many foxholes were soldiers'graves? No Freedom isn't free I heard the sound of taps one night, When everything was still. I listened to the bugler play And felt a sudden chill. I wondered just how many times That taps had meant "Amen" When a flag had draped a coffin of a brother or a friend. I thought of all the children, Of the mothers and the wives, Of fathers, sons and husbands With interrupted lives. I thought about a graveyard at the bottom of the sea Of unmarked graves in Arlington..... No -- Freedom isn't free!! ~ C

Simon's Thoughts
If you have to think about whether you love someone or not, then the answer is no. When you love someone... you just know. Every night, I hope to forget you, but every night you're still in my dreams. You're the one wiping my tears away, and you're the one muffling my screams. Then reality is my brutal awakening when I realize you just don't care enough. You were never there when I needed you, you were never there when times got tough. I remember when I could lie in your arms and suddenly everything was alright. Now my pillows leave me feeling empty and I have to cry myself to sleep at night. You really were my first for everything- my first hug, my first kiss, my first love. It's so hard to simply let go and move on when you're the one I'm always thinking of. Giving up means I let you down, and I'm so sorry that I'm running away. There's nothing left for me to gain, and there's no reason for me to stay. I'll deny that my heart aches for you,

Love Is Blind
Love is blind," we say, but perhaps it is more accurate to say love sees with different eyes. Love sees beyond the surface. Love opens the door for beauty. When we see with the eye, we develop the ability to refine, to judge, to discriminate. When we see with the heart, we expand the view of what it is to be human, see the common dream, see the wisdom of friends and neighbors, see there is no separation between that which is most beautiful and the everyday world. The eye of the heart sees with a wholeness that allows imperfections and idiosyncrasies to coexist with beauty. The eye of the heart knows surface and depth are not opposites. Beauty is a process, a revelation, not a finished state. FRIENDS: Will wait patiently with you in the long line to the bathroom and hold the stall door shut. WV FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

Scorpio
SCORPIO - THE VIRGIN (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. ONE OF A KIND.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. The best sexual partners in the zodiac. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost ARIES - THE PLAYER Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI - HARD TO LOVE (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser.

4th Of July
I can't believe we are already just about to the 4th of July!! YAY!!! I've been busy around the house gettin everythin ready and try to have it in order for friday. Makin sure the pool is crystal blue and clear the yard picked up the house clean and decorated and I still haven't started on the food yet. But thats ok a lil early for that! lol Gettin ready for our 4th of July BBQ! The one time a year I know I can sit out by the pool and just enjoy friends and family! If everyone shows up that says they are comin we'll prolly have about 50 people in and out of the house threw out the day....ez. I get Leila on the 4th during the day to (Jezzabells lil girl) she has to work in the am so I told her that I wanted her for the morn to take the the parade and hang out with her Aunt Laura instead of hangin out at day care. I'm just so excited and can't wait. Mom picked up the magic fire the other day (something you put in the fire and it makes it glow different colors) and we have been pick

My Sadness
Lets see,as of late things have been getting better,alot better then they were. No more fighting,even though there are still some people who do not know when it is time to leave someone else's husband alone. But its all good when what someone said,is just a huge lie so he tells me. So I don't know,but it is a nice thought to try to believe. We were apart for a little over 3 months,but never legally separated,just a personal break. He is since moved back home to us,his family. We are working everything out a day at a time. It is nice to have him home. Had to get used to taking care of someone other then me and our kids again. He is spoiled,weekends I wake to care for our kids,cook him breakfast in bed,keep the kids quiet so he can sleep in. Even though we wake at the same time every day of the week. I love being a house wife,and things will be changing soon. I will be going to school to drive a truck soon,and things for us will keep getting brighter. I love how things can change and com

New Owner
GREAT NEW OWNER!!! This is my newest owner, please show her lots of love!!!! ~~•2o9 Kali LaTina•~ *2nd Alarm Hottie* ~Zodiak Leveler~..Owned by Law Dawg40 & Darkdragon86@ fubar This is my new owner. She is a wonderful person. Please Show her some love. DeeDeeMB~MBHarleyMan's sexual reality DeeDeeMB~MBHarleyMan's sexual reality~@ fubar

I Dream
I dream of the day I can spend the rest of my life with you I dream nite and day that you are who you say you are, as you said I am the one who was meant for you I dream of all the things you want us to do to one another, sexually because I too have wanted the same things as you, the passionate love,the friendship that we have, the connections that we have but yet scared to admit I dream that one day soon my love that you (who ever you are) show me that all DREAMS no matter how big or small can come TRUE. I DREAM

Cats
This is Willy and for the past few days hes just been going nuts. Climbing the walls, my curtains, jumping on my tv and looking up in the air crying at something. Im ready to throw him off the deck. Anyone got a good suggestion on making him behave or is he just crazy. more animals

Jerks
unknownapx@ fubar ->unknownapx: and your sitting at home all alone because you have no gf and the only way you can get off is by putting food on you and letting the dog get it off you fuck off loser!!!!!! unknownapx: I m sure u having a blast in ur ass just by my words so speaking like this........ ->unknownapx: heep dreaming asshole will never fucking happen unknownapx: so u like to be fucked in ur asss............. ok i m gonna fuck u ass first....... n making u cry......... ->unknownapx: yeah ok in what life asshole keep it up unknownapx: I m gonna fuck u n ur mother both at a time. bitch........ ->unknownapx: unknownapx rated you a '1'! awww did hurt your feelings jacckass you aint fucking me or touching any part of me go fuck yourself unknownapx: I can make all ur hole bloody and make u cry and die........ I m sure u never hv taken like this... I will fuck ur ass bitch... ->unknownapx: i dont care about your small dick fuck off unknownapx: Hey Sexy.........

A Stand
so i recently found out that being mean is against the rules on this site. however, its also against the rules to get upset when someone you care about is mean to you. does this make sense to you guys? cause it seems to be a bit of a crock to me. if you can claim that you are on here to "bully the bullies" then you, yourself are being a fucking bully. how about we just be ourselves, do our own thing, and have our friends' backs? how about - if you dont like something your friend is saying.. you go to them privately and say it?

Untitled
i am lost at sea looking for my way home i look around and i see a light i steer towards it i start to see the lighthouse weight starts to fade the pain disappears but then i realize something im not getting closer to home i am getting closer to crashing.

Lonely
One of the worst feelings in the world is loneliness. Sitting in the dark by yourself in the wee hours of the night gently crying. Nobody knows what's going on with you. How could anybody realize what's happening? Everybody you know is resting peacefully in their bed awaiting the new day tomorrow. But for you, there's no difference in the days. They pass monotonously. And before you know it, it's all gone. Unknown

My Songs And Poems
“Solitary RIder” (c) by Solitary Rider aka Andyboy Georgia playing at a coffeehouse for five punk kids there’s a line at the restroom, where the cheap-ass vodka’s hid and soon there ain’t nobody watching me I’m as old and stale as my free coffee Andyboy will ride tonight, a lonely stage, an open mic he’ll sing his dreams to an empty floor, pack his gear and head on out the door is it all a waste of time, when no one’s there to see you shine addin’ chapters to an unread book, sing the tale of the solitary rider I’ve played on subways for the working stiffs their heads in those I-phones like frozen ostriches And trains come and scoop their bodies ‘fore too long while I play for the pigeons on a bare platform Andyboy will ride tonight, echoed voice and humming lights step on up and hear my song, I’ll be hear long after ya’ll are gone is it all a waste of time, buskin’ on for a couple dimes count your

Lost Love
Your kisses are like fire they take me higher and higher. You make me feel so fine you always sparkle and shine. I'm always in wonderland at just the touch of your hand. There's A special place in my heart that my love for you is the only part. I believe the lord above created you for me to love. He picked you out from all the rest. Cause he knew I would love you best. Of my love you've never heard cause I can never find the words. I'll love you til the sun don't shine which will be til the end of time. I guess my only words for you are A very simple..I Love You. So soft,so kind I feel in love and I don't mind.

Holidays
I hate Christmas and all its bullshit...I think i'm gonna drink myself into a coma.....if this offends or shocks or you think i am being stupid...i mean this from the bottom of my heart....GO FUCK YOURSELF Finally after waiting for well over a month I get a phone call from my heart specialist to find out what is in store for me....So on Jan 29th keep your fingers and toes cross that it won't be too bad on what they will have to do to me As the Holidays get closer and closer...Lets remember the ones that can't spend the holidays with their families..Like the men and women over seas fighting for us....I am a proud american just like everyone else..But around this time of year we need to have them home with their family and friends. Also for the people less fortunate then us...Like the orphans and the people that may have lost their homes recently due to fires or natural reasons...I usually donate to salvation armys or united way...but due to my health and not working right now money i

Yo Mama
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Yo mama's afro is so big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows. Yo mama is so dyslexic, when I told her to go get the Head and Shoulders, she jumped on my shoulders and gave me head. Yo mama's ankles are so ashy, it looks like she's wearing socks. Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper. Yo mama's breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone. Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she yawns her teeth duck. Yo mama's breath is so stank, she eats odor eaters. Yo mama's family is so ugly, people come to your house to see a freak show. Yo mama's family is so ugly, her photo album has warning labels on it. Yo mama's family is so ugly, when they sit down for dinner it looks like the bar room scene from Star Wars. Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two. Yo mama's butt is so big, i

Why
WE HAVE LOST A GREAT PERSON HERE ON FUBAR BUT GOD HAS CALLED THIS ANGEL HOME AND I WILL MISS HER GREATLY The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, w

Truth...
It has been awhile, but I have returned to my blogs. The dust has settled, the pain has leveled out and I've met lots of really cool people on fubar, so guess you could say I've been somewhat distracted and hadn't needed to go to my blog-writing for the catharsis I was feeling I'd be needing. As for where I left off, I touched base on the history of how I ended up on fubar and the fateful end with said ex-boyfriend who is a very popular DJ on here. I believe in fate and destiny and things happening for a reason and all of that kind of stuff. People come and go in our lives sometimes for a short time and maybe we'd like for them to stay around a bit longer, but perhaps they fulfill a purpose and need in our lives that we can't see at the time, but after they are gone, we realize that it's for the better that they are not in our lives anymore, but they did touch us for a short time, and it was for some reason that they came into our life in the first place. That's the way that I cho

Us Military...honor Them
=== '*Southern Sexy*' spewed forth the following at '2007-11-24 07:46:05'.. > > > > > > You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.-You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things

Happy Hour Giveaway
center> I Could really use the help people plz. I have been trying for 5 months to get this HH and instead of working on it i have helped everyone who has asked for help. Come on give me a hand. is still need 32K in comments. come on and show me some love back... for all of those that have been helping me thank you so much love you very much. I Could really use the help people plz. I have been trying for 4 months to get this HH and instead of working on it i have helped everyone who has asked for help. Come on give me a hand. is still need 34K in comments. come on and show me some love back... for all of those that have been helping me thank you so much love you very much. I AM OFFERING 1 THOUSAND FUBUCKS FOR 200 COMMENTS AND I AM GOING TO SWEETEN THE DEEL FOR 400 COMMENTS I WILL PAY 5 THOUSAND FUCUKS... AL YOU NEED TO DO IS CLICK ON THE PIC RATE IT AND START COUNTING THEM OFF NO NEED FOR WORDS JUST NUMBERS AND WHEN YOU HAVE DONE ALL YOU WANT TO DO SEND M

~ About My Skinz ~
What Seperates me from other Skinners on Fubar : * I bring a Clean Layout Style to Fu (No Spam BullSh!t on My Skinz) * Transparenciez - Yes this has been done, but I make it Flow n Look Good WHY? - Because I dont like to spend hours on my graphix (the custom ones) So it can be covered by a bunch of colored divs - I make skins to show off my Graphix & Coding Skillz * Originality No-One on Fu Makes Skinz & Lounges Like Me * Details - I pay very close attention to Details.. Everything is in the details. * Everything from what I can see is coded.(My Skins are Written By ME - With the Exception of YOTDs Comment Code.. Modified & Used With her Permission-Cuz She Fowkin ROX!) - I dont steal Peoples Code & Call it my own.. * You will Notice in the pictures animations on Peoples names - This is coded per User Level on FU..(Ever Seen the Flaming Staff Text in a Lounge?) **Mine** * I just wanted to write this blog because alot of people dont pay attention to what is all in my ski

Help Out
DO YOU WANT A VIP? ARE YOU WILLING TO WORK FOR IT ? IF YOU ARE THEN WE HAVE THE CONTEST FOR YOU CHAOS & MAYHEM CREATIONS HAPPLY PRESENT YOU Chaos&Mayhem Creations@ fubar DJ DEMON WOLF DJ DEMON WOLF IS HOSTING A CONTEST STARTING TUESDAY JUNE 17TH AT 9AM CENTRAL TIME AND ENDING JUNE 21 AT MIDNIGHT CENTRAL WHO EVER GETS THE MOST COMMENTS WILL WIN A ONE MONTH VIP PLEASE SEND A FU MAIL WITH A LINK TO THE PIC YOU WANT TO USE TO THE LINK BELOW ALL ENTRY'S MUST BE IN BY MIDNIGHT ON MONDAY ***CLICK ON PIC TO TAKE U THERE*** DJ DemonWolf ~ Kindred2WhiteWolf420~ FuWifeOfDragonPoet@ fubar" Im Back on fubar here and there. First I would like to thank all of my well wishers. Thankx it means the word to me that every one cares that much. Also I will be on and Off of here Im still healing and Heavily medicated so Im out of it alot of the day. I just wanted to say

Sava's Music Playground
Sava's Music Playground :: reviews ,releases from the world of rock/metal Savadog writes: It's that time again Rockers and Rockettes for another run down on some of the best releases coming your way. COMING SOON Hydrogyn-Deadly Passions:hits stores June 23th UK-June 10th 2008 U.S.A .The Second release by this female fronted hard rock band hailing from Ashland Kentucky.There first cd is a great start for this hard hitting band "Bomb Shell",Deadly Passions continues the same path if not only to say a bit harder maybe none the less a very solid sophmore cd by Hydrogyn.This should be one band we should keep our eyes on think they will be very big soon. http://www.hydrogyn.com http://www.myspace.com/hydrogyn Pyramaze-Immortal,Release dates:May 30th Europe,June 24th 2008 U.S.A,Japan and Russain release dates coming soon.Pyramaze is one of my fav newer bands of the last couple of years starting off with "legend Of the Bone Carver Featuring Lance King On vocals.

Satisfaction
The real DIFFERENCE Between Girls & WOMEN 1. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. 2. Girls yell at you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. 3. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. 4. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. 5. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. 6. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. 7. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. 8. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special

Fake Friends!!!
Ok i haven't been back on fubar long but had several friends before i deleted,haven't found them all yet but i am already going to redo my friends list one thing i did learn from the last time i was here was you have fake friends and you have real friends,and some of the ones that accepted to be a friend again hasn't been so why have them on my page --i haven't done anyone wrong but i don't need fakes as friends so you might noticed that my list of friends will be changing--and the ones i am talking about will know this first ---thanks for taking the time to read. Deb

Santa's Little Helper Auction Bully(lucretia's Creation)
That's right,you have the opportunity to be this fu's First Owner. VolareDave is up for grabs in Your Ultimate Desire's "Santa's Little Helper" Auction. It's real easy to get there,just click a pic to go to the auction page. Be sure to R/F/A the Hostess. Happy Holiday's and Thank You! (repost of original by '★♎★Lucretia★♎★ Proudly FuOwned by SixtyNineMunch' on '2008-12-15 22:39:19')

Why
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish I was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in one word. 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think I'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well do you know me? 29. When's the last time you saw me? 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 31. Do you think I could ki

Profile
Today I'm chillin here at the crib, knowing that a woman will be in my future, no seating it, live one day at a time. on you tube If "LOVE" was an angel, would there be a warning! Warning you of me!, Good night, sleep tight! Hi Fubar PPls, Good night, sleep tight ! In your dreams tonight!

Changes
so i have been gone for about a week now. some things are changing for me. first i will be moving in a month or so...in the mean time i wont be online much. im helping my cousin and his wife out. also i have been spending time at the hospital with my grandmother. right now all i can do is wait and pray she can come out of this. posting this blog for my friends just to stay in touch. will try to keep updated. xoxox crystal

Just When Things Are Looking Up..
As most of my friends on here know,my 14 year old daughter was diagnosed almost a year ago with Melanoma.She has gone through many surgeries and had her lymph nodes removed because the cancer had spread.She has been on a type of chemo called Interfuron 3 days a week since Jan of 2009 and will be on it until Nov of 2009.Things have been looking up for her.The chemo is rough but she is strong and she is so looking forward to it being over.We just got back from Disneyland thanks to Make~A~Wish and her hopes were high. Then we get a call yesterday from her doctor's office.Jess(my daughter) has been having alot of pain in her hips so they sent her for an MRI a couple days before we left for our trip.The results said her hips were fine,but the reason her belly was cramping was she has ovarian something(I forget what they called it,and forgot my notepad where I wrote it down at work).Basically she has cysts on both her ovaries and they are bleeding.So now she has to go to the gyno and have t

April Fresh
ANYWAYS I JUST GOT ANOTHER JUG OF DETERGENT, AND IT'S TITLE OF FRAGRANCE IS "APRIL FRESH" IT SMELL'S WONDERFUL!!. YA KNOW REALLY I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE FUCKER WHO CAME UP WITH THE NAME AND PUNCH HIM IN THE JUNK, ITS A FUCKING LIE, U DON'T EVER SMELL WONDERFUL FLOWERS AND SUCH IN APRIL, I ALL GET IS THE SMELL OF UNTHAWING(SPELLING?....LOL)

Just A Thought...
B..ullshit I..nformation T..hat C..an't H..elp Y..ou This whole San Bruno gas explosion brought something to my attention. Nearly all our infrastructure was installed by our Baby Boomer generation. Which if you watch enough news these are the people crying about getting older, and really are the reason for our Social Security problem. Well if their getting older wouldn't that mean that pretty much every highway and pipeline system is also. When Pres. Obama started the reinvestment act, thats what it means, to reinvest. The stimulus packages are being stolen by those who oppose them

Dekker
My landlord is on my back about watering the grass. We are on a water ban because it hasn't rained in three months. what do i do ? Water the grass and when i get a ticket send it to them ? What whould you do? I have to hit 1000 likes in 24 hours to level and i think it's inpossiable. People aren't as nice as they used to be on here. No one wants to help anyone anymore. Why is that?

Jokes
Old Penis Poem My nookie days are overMy pilot light is outWhat used to be my sex appealIs now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accordFrom my trousers it would springBut now I've got a full-time jobTo find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassingThe way it would behaveFor every single morningIt would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approachesIt sure gives me the bluesTo see it hang its little headAnd watch me tie my shoes An Ode to Oral Sex Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run Just, when you can't take anymore You hear y

In My Life
Tomorrow is the one year anniversary since my heart surgery. In the last year I don't think I've done much to really improve my health like I wanted, which is very disappointing. Although I did move to Kingston, so I'm very happy about that. I need to stop being such a lazy ass and do some cardio and other exercises. I was bike riding on a regular basis during the summer, but I need to do something else with winter now here. Otherwise I'm going to put on some weight and I really don't want that to happen. Meh.. I hope tomorrow goes well. I know on Nov 1st I wasn't having a good day since that was the anniversary of my first, not as severe, surgery and that was when I went into cardiac arrest. That still freaks me out, but at least I'm still here. I HATE BEING SICK!! Stupid cold. :( I've had so many blogs and only use one, which is private. Should I even bother opening a public blog or will it just go to waste like the others?

Random Thoughts
Yes this is a Kraft recipe BUT I alter it slightly & every year I have to make it for both Thanksgiving & Christmas! Actually I have to make this Tuesday night so my mom can take a couple to a pot luck lol 4 oz. cream cheese, softened 1 Tbsp. milk 1 Tbsp. Sugar 1 - 8oz. tob of Cool Whip 2 graham pie crusts 1 cup milk 1 - 15oz. can pimpkin already seasoned 2 - 4serving size each pkgs. vanilla flavor instant pudding Mix cream cheese, 1 Tbsp. milk and sugar in large bowl with hand mixer or wire whisk until well blended. Stir in half of the whipped cream. Spread into crust. Pour 1 cup milk, into large bowl. Add pumpkin, pudding mixes & rest of cool whip. Beat mixer/whisk 2 minutes or until well blended. Spread over first layer & refrigerate 4 hours or until set. I usually make them the night before I need them, I just flip the plastic part that comes with the crust over to cover them. That way I can stack them & not have to worry about them getting smashed under wh

Wikid's Words Of Wisdom.......(or Not)
Okokokokok....so.....I've been perusing Fubar this morning....checkin out pics...visiting friends....looking around....and I've come to a few conclusions. So...friends? I'm gonna need your help on this one.... 1. If I ever have a morphing default pic that turns me into a vampire or some other ridiculous thing that I look *nothing* like......fucking hit me. 2. If I ever have the words "sweety, kitty (or any variation), babygurl, princess or sexy" in my name....fuckin hit me. 3. If I *ever* take a default pic of my boobs or my ass and not my face....knock the SHIT outta me, ok? 4. If I ever refuse to post pics of myself, but only have a pic of some random hot girl up there.......fuckin hit me. I am what I am. You don't like the fact that I'm not a rail....fuck you. 5. If I ever advertise NSFW pics or Webcamming in my status....not only hit me...fuckin SHOOT me....desperation is an ugly thing, ladies....use your fucking heads! You think some guy's gonna want a rela

Spring Of 2007
ok.. to let all of my sexy friends of mine on here.. friday june first.. my appendix burst. and they have to do emergancy surgery on me friday nite.. it took them 3 hrs for the surgery. because they couldnt control my bleeding or my blood pressure.. so they almost lost me twice.. im home now.. recovering.. i got out of the hospital today at 2 pm.. by the grace of god.. my blood pressure went back to normal.. i have over 100 staples in my tummy. they had to reopen my hystroectmony(sp) to find th bleedin.. from havin my surgery. will its been painful but relaxing and not has painful has was before.if that made sense to any of you sexy people.. Today bein the 3rd day... not havin to really worrin about nurses or drs commin in to check up on u. was great.. but again i dont have that choice on gettin the strong meds.. the manly meds.. like i did while in the hosptial.. But that i have to get use to.. right.. will im goin to let u all sexy people go.. (ATTENTION PLEASE) if u all want me

Just Me
I could sure use a good Blast. Anyone wanna help a girl out ? I wanna thank all who added and rated and fanned me... Kisses Bambi I just wanted to say hello to all the sexy guys and girls out there and you can Rate me, Fan me and even give me a blast if you like, I will TRY and return the Fav... Hugs and Kissed.. Bambi I need some Love here. I need alot of points to get to the next level , will anyone help me out ? I would show you the love you show me and More, I Love ALL you Guys ( and Girls ).... Big wet kisses and Hugs.. Bambi Ps... Licks to all of you!!!!

Dedicated To Ct/cf Friends (links)
Hi all just and update on my Tags creations I'm not as good in health at the moment but will try my best to create Images for pic's All Tags are free as long as Members (Rate me Fan Add Me ) Thank You And God Bless and Our Troops! Want To Say Thank you to all my Friends on Fubar most of all the Bouncers that have showed their support for me http://www.stickam.com/profile/bountyhunter53 http://www.geocities.com/armydark/ARMYDARK.html http://www.myspace.com/armydark_creation http://pic5.piczo.com/CreatedByARMYDARK/ http://pic5.piczo.com/CreatedByARMYDARK/?g=37659539&cr=5 http://pic5.piczo.com/CreatedByARMYDARK/?g=35515003&cr=5 *********************************************************

Just Blogging!
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" -- even when you don't know anything. The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug." There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements.

Stuff...........
Ok so I was listening to Euro Rock Radio cuz it's HIM night for 3 hours and I answered a trivia question and won a HIM No Sleep Till Halloween Poster from the No Sleep Till Halloween Tour that they cancelled. I actually had tickets to go see them for that tour and would of been my first time ever seeing them and I was so upset that they cancelled. So winning this poster is just AWESOME!!! I'm getting this bitch framed and NO ONE will be allowed to touch it. I never win anything and to win something from HIM is the best!!! This so made my day. I can't even express how good I feel about this. If someone had a video camera when I heard my name I'm sure they would of won some money off America's Funniest Videos. I almost peed myself. I'm surprised Trenton did wake up with all the jumping around and screaming I was doing. Well I guess my luck is starting to turn around for me. Anway here's a pic of it and I LOVE IT!!! BE JEALOUS OF IT PLEASE. LOL ROCK ON BITCHES!!! Jax CHECK IT

Football
jets dolphins...2 crap teams i go with the home team giving 3...jets by 3....giants skins...skins will run the ball and control the game,hate to give 3 1/2 but i will...skins by 3 1/2.....bill pats...pats are best team at home,bills are the worst.i will give the 16 points in a blow out,pats -16....eagles lions,eagles havent looked good but are better then their record.they will win but not cover.i will take the lions +7....cowboys bears,cowboys are highest scoring team in league with a good D,i will take them on the road getting 3.cowboys +3......any takers on these games or any others just shout for a gift wager. its the titans on the road against the saints.saints off to slow star while the titans go with second year qb.i am going with the underdog titans plus the 5 1/2 points.standard e gift wager 5 drinks or another bet is negotiable.i hope we have some saints fans out there.and mr.P i tried to find that mumm and show some hate,but my dumb ass couldnt find it! any takers,cowboys vs

Alone... Slave's Poem
Entry for March 30, 2007 **taken from Master Wolfgang's page...thank you for these Rules and that I may see and learn them. Ten Rules for Dominants Ten Rules for Submissive’s Be patient! Until you enter into a contract with a submissive, you have no more right to order him/her around than does anyone else. Give your bottom time to get to know you and what you are like. Finesse and subtlety are major elements of dominance. Similarly, strength and gentleness go hand in hand. The sensitivity and awareness (or lack thereof) that you show in the real world is likely to be repeated in the playroom. Be patient! A potential top will let you know if she or he is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realization of your fantasies. Don't expect your top to be able to turn on like a light switch. The timing must be right for both of you. Be humble. You may be God's/Goddess' gift

Inside My Mind
Well here's a quick breif and I'll bring you right into the present. So I've had a lot of bad shit happen lately. Start back in '08 my friend died after an accident on his Harely. He had severe brain damage and wasn't going to make it, he died 10-20-08, the day after his accident. I got the call when I was in my night classes for college. Then as I believe I have posted my dogs death already on here. She was a great dog and she was pretty much my world, she got hit by a car and passed 10-22-08, just two days after my friend Jeremy passed. July 2009 came around my grandmother had cancer was getting treatment and she ended up not making it either, she passed just a couple weeks before my 20th bday. My grandpa told me at the funeral not to cry because I needed to be strong for the cousin's so I've to this day never cried. If it wasn't for her cosigning for my loans I wouldn't have been able to go to college. She had a big heart she helped me. I seen her almost every single day for two ye

Help Me Find My Girlfrend
I REALLY DO LOVE THIS WOMAN AN I BELIVE SHE LOVES ME. ALL I WANT TO DO IS FIND HER SAFE,AN GET HER ALL THE HELP SHE NEEDS SO WE CAN MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES AN GET MARRIED A HAVE A FEW KIDS AN JUST LIVE NORMAL AMERICAN LIVES LIKE ANY ONE ELSE. THERE'S JUST THIS ONE PA STATE TROOPER OUT OF SCHUYLKILL BARACKS HE IS BEST FRIENDS WITH HER EX AN MAKING OUR LIVES A LIVING HELL. I JUST NEED GOD AN EVERYONE ELSE TO JUST GIVE US A CHANCE. THERE HAS TO BE SOME ONE HERE THAT KNOWS SOME ONE IN POLITICS. NO MATTER IF IT BE A POLICEMAN, STATE TROUPER,MAYOR,GOVENOR,JUDGE,LAWYER,ETC.... I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEALS AN MONEY TRYING TO FIND MICHELLE L UPDEGROVE MY GIRLFRIEND OF THE LAST 3 YEARS WHICH THE LAST 2 1/2 HAVE BEEN LIVING WITH ME IN OUR ALLENTOWN PA HOME. WHO WENT MISSING. ONE DAY AFTER HER HUSBAND ( WHO REFUSES'S TO SIGN THE DIFFORCE PAPERS )LOST HIS CASE IN COURT AN MUST PAY HER SUPPORT. HE HAS A PA STATE TROUPER AS A BEST FRIEND THAT HAS MAD MINE AN HER LIFE A LIVING HELL FOR THE LAST 2 1/2

R U Being Honest
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15. would you respect me afterwards? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU hERE LET

Fu-life
There is no such thing as a monogamous, long lasting, loving marriages or even regular dating relationships, at least from what I've been witnessing. Just for a small example, almost every boyfriend that I have had has possessed wandering eyes and/or other wandering body parts.. I can't begin to count the times that I've heard versions of, "Well, if I can't get it when I want it.. I'll go elsewhere." No, this isn't a lamenting entry about personal dating misfortunes. What really got this topic milling around in my head was something that I was told yesterday by a family friend, "Alice". Her and her husband have been married for decades. Apparently he's found yet another young 'admirer', THIRTY-FIVE YEARS his junior! When Alice found out about the younger woman, he told her that she's upset over nothing because nothing physical has or will happen, they're just friends. However, anyone can acknowledge the fact that there are more than one type of cheating... and, this isn't the first ti

Misc
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come in out of the rain; - Why the early bird gets the worm; ... - Life isn't always fair; - And maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies, don't spend more than you can earn and adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves ha

Wereplicas0a1
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Giving Up!!!
Well, I'm not really sure how to start this blog. I don't want to sound like a whiny wife or a cold hearted bitch but I guess that what I am. I am giving up!!! I am giving up on any chance of ever having a happy marriage. It is just too much pain for me to keep putting myself and my children thru. I have busted my ass for 10yrs now and nothing has changed. I take that as my sign that it never will. I met my husband 10 yrs ago and we hit it off just great. I could have never asked for a better man. We were like the perfect match. We had so many things in common and always agreed on everything. Never a dissagreement or argument over anything. We were always happy and smiling. We never wanted to spend one moment apart from each other. Now I can't say that about us. These days the only time we speak to each other is when we are fighting. Seems like these days we say "Fuck You" to each other more than we say 'I Love You". That doesn't sound like a marriage to me!! He has turne

Remembering Amy
It occurred to me that part of my problem is I never made a proper obituary for Amy. No write up in the paper. In fact the college she went to called me 4 years after she died looking for an update on her life. After I told them, they published a blurb about her, and got the cause of death wrong. So, my master plan is to make a proper obituary for her. It might take shape as a sepperate user here on cherryTap, or my Space, but it will happen. And I will need a little help. I need to get the song written for her bumped from an audio casset to an MP3 file, or such. I would appreciate any help I can get. If I don't do this right away, I will never get it done. my target date is November 27, her birthday. HELP You can write to me direct at lickinlarry@hotmail.com with any suggestions. Thank You Will I watched a stupid movie last night when I couldn't sleep. It was called Just Like Heaven with Reese Witherspoon. I don't know the male actor that played opposite her

Prestene96
Myspace Layouts And hope you all have a good day,until I talk to you again. Myspace Layouts I`m new to this page and I would like to meet all kinds of new friends.I love to talk and i`m very laid back and most of the time I`m just chilling and enjoy being around my family and friends.I like traveling,but mostly i`m always in New York.Planning on moving there by the summer,but I do love talking to anyone who loves to talk.So hit me up sometimes and rate me to let me know how you see me.I will be keeping in touch with each and everyone of you when I come on to visit this page.I have other pages that I`m mostly on,but I see this page is fun to so you will see more of me.

Can I Honestly Be This Stupid.
OK, I wanted to give more of a background on my father from my last entry. More or less, my father was abusive to my mother, myself, and my sister when we were little. He would lock us in our rooms while he went to the race tracks, or while he was just in the living room wathcing TV so he didn't have to put up with us. My parents divorced when I was around 2, my father has never really been there at all for me or my sister. Financially he was, $200 a month until my sister turned 18 then $100 a month until I turned 18. Other than maybe a few visits a year, here and there and depending on the year and where we were living that was it. I have always had a problem with him, I dont understand why he can't just be there for us. I dont understand why he doesnt care to know what is going on with us, or worry about us. I dont care if he is busy working, or doing whatever with his new family we are his children and he is suppose to be there for us. That is his responsibilty, he is our FATHER,

Avery Kaye
Yet more photos of Avery, her daddy, (My nephew), and his lovely wife, Katy... Born today, Jan. 29, 2007 in Grapevine, TX. To My favorite nephew and his lovely wife. I am so proud... And there will be more pics. This is Avery Kaye and her mother, Katy.

Record Of The Journey
Work gets in the way of fun. Will try to post more regularly. Rock on folks. I ended up making a myspace page simply for the younger family memebers in my life, but not sure if I want to connect to them the fact that there aunt is a very hedonistic woman.. Hell I just took off the my space page that I was bi, simply because that is not a disscusion I wish to have with my teenage neices and nephews-- not afriad to, don't want there parents to yell at me for corrupting them. They haven't kept in contact with me, so am thinking about just deleating it. Except I have fun snarking folks on it. Doesn't that sound like a fun past time? Rather hang out here and see what else happens. Welcome to my life. I'm the royal entertainment for a long haired chi.. That would be my dog. So half the Morning is playing toss with the chi. I am grateful today because I didn't set my alarm clock, and he got me up in time for a shower and my morning routine. so he got extra attenti

New Rules
November 2, 2007 Send Bill Maher's New Rules to a Friend New Rule: When you're supposed to be "taking off the gloves and really letting your opponent have it," don't get caught checking out her ass. [a series of photos of Obama checking out Hillary Clinton at the debate are shown] New Rule: You can't claim to have seen a UFO and have the pointy Mr.Spock ears. [photo of Dennis Kucinich shown] New Rule: Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas must be combined into one single super-holiday--called "Thankshallowistmas." That way, you only have to get together with your bat-shit family once. In a costume for candy, presents and a big turkey dinner. Then it's everybody into the den until you're drunken uncle calls your cousin a whore. New Rule: You don't have to recall things that would make people sick anyway. General Mills has recalled five million Jeno's frozen pizzas because they might be contaminated with E. coli. Couldn't they just as easily say they're recalling five millio

Incest
When is it okay to let the world know we do exist? When I was real young A "relative" used to touch me down between my legs. I used to sweat sometimes because I thought We were going to get caught..weird,huh? I was given whatever I wanted. I had every toy on the market. ate alot too. I was spoiled. in exchange for pleasure, which ultimately I ended up receiving it as well. I just knew down between my legs it tingled like when I masturbated.I would wait until he/she was finished sometimes I then I would hump my favorite stuffed animal. It would ACHE on my clitoris. I remembered I was so stimulated I ended up masturbating in my first grade class. I used to let the boys watch me do it. The same way my "relative" did it. The touched never hurt me. It always felt good. I was always horny after that. I would hump my friends, my stuffed animals. I even called the neighborhood pervet, "Alan" and masturbate ith him on the phone. So this blog is for ppl who are interested in this not

Love Me!
I WILL BE HOSTING AN AUCTION! STARTS 4-11 ENDS 4-18 ENTRY FEE IS 10K I WILL START BIDS AT 25K IF U WANT IN JUS SEND ME A PIC OF U(sfw) AND WAT U WILL BE OFFERING! *~JeNNaBoo~*@ fubar (repost of original by '*~JeNNaBoo~*' on '2008-04-04 19:25:40') (repost of original by 'MacAttack87' on '2008-04-04 19:49:40') LINK WONT WORK TIL SUNDAY 3-16 TIL 3-22 PLEASE COME RATE ME N LEAVE ME SUM COMMENTS =]

Party Time
Ok so my 23rd bday is coming up and I want to do something spectacular for it. I am planning something for the 11th of october even though my bday is on the 6th. But I need some help deciding on what to do to celebrate so I need the help of my fu-friends to help me decide. Leave ur ideas in a comment plz Weekends are too short And the week is too long C'mon everyone Lets smoke a bong! We will go to the store and grab some beer We'll relieve some tension C'mon guys...cheers Lets get the liquor And take some shots Put on some music And make it HOT Dont drink too much You will find danger Under your sheets One ugly stranger! LMAO! Yeah I just came up with this... funny huh

New Contests Going On!
~~~HOECAKE VS WILDE FINGER SALUTE PARTY~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COME ON DOWN AND SEE THE SEXY TEXYS NEW PICS AND PARTY WITH THE GIRLS!! EVERYDAY NOW!!! YAY! US! WE ARE HAVING US A NUTTER LI'L COMPETITION!! THE COMPETITON WILL RUN INDEFININTELY!! SO GET THOSE CAMS ROLLING AND THEM FINGERS A FLIPPIN'!! WE NEED THOSE FINGER SALUTES!!! RULES: #1 R/F/A us PLZ PLZ PLZ!! (tho not necessary to play) and of course all BLING is desired and accepted with genuine SOUTHERN GRATITUDE! #2 YOU MUST POST A FINGER SALUTE! YES, FOLKS...WE WANT YOU TO FLIP US OFF!! #3 ALL SALUTES MUST SAY WILDE or HOECAKE or if you cannot decide, you may make a salute that says WILDE & HOECAKE! #4 YOU MUST MESSAGE US OR SHOUT US THAT YOU HAVE MADE A SALUTE FOR US!! #5 WE WILL THEN POST THE SALUTE IN A NEW ALBUM CALLED...NSFW F*CK YOU FACE OFF... #6 AT THE END OF THE CONTEST...WE WILL TALLY OUR SALUTES AND POST THE WINNER!! #7 ALL SALUTES ACCEPTED!

Math Tric:))
1. Grab a calculator. (You won't be able to do this one in your head) 2. Key in the first six digits of your mobile number *(skip first zero)* 3. Multiply by 80 4. Add 1 5. Multiply by 250 6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number 7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again. 8. Subtract 250 9. Divide number by 2 Do you recognize the answer? Let me know the Answer, either correct or not

My Zodiac
This birth chart shows the positions of the planets of Karin The planets in the signsThe position of the planets in the signs of the Zodiac has an influence on the character of the individual and these influences form a large part of the individual psyche.Sun in LeoShe is masterful, likes authority, aspires towards an ideal. A little too pretentious and always wanting things. She likes to give advice. She is honest, frank, loyal, open and sincere.Weaknesses: pride, vanity, arrogance, presumption and disdain of others.Moon in TaurusSweetness itself. Convinced of their ideas and strong-willed. She is foresighted and willful. She knows how to trust. She appreciates all the good things in Life. She likes and protects Nature.Weaknesses: excesses in pleasure, laziness, sensuality, thoughtlessness.Mercury in CancerShe adapts to every situation that arises, has a good understanding, is discerning and is full of insight. She is lucid and thinks things through. She likes to please and to create

Auction In The Haunted Passions
Thats Right You all heard it Right Camo_Princess and Sweet and Sassy have teamed up For Hanuted Passions First Big Contest An Here is How it Runs. Attention Lounge Staff and Members of Haunted Passions Auction to be held 1/27/09 Starting at 12pm noon Bring as many as you can to the lounge and get them to join as members it ends on 2/2/09!Hurry! Hurry!Hurry! All you need to do is come to haunted passions sit back relax have fun. whoever invites the most people will Win these Great Prizes. 1st Place- gets a bling and ticker 2nd Place- get a bling and a pic 3rd Place- gets Rated all pictures added to Camos sweet Family with an a SFW Salute! ~ALL PLACES GET FABULOUS BRAGGING RIGHTS TO THE LOUNGE ALSO~ So Lets Get this Party Started The Blingies and Ticker are Being Giving By Our Great Promoter Sweet & Sassy. **** There is a Guest Book Add to the Bottom of the Lounge For you to sign an who sent you. An if u cant sign it P

Poetry And Freestyles
THE CHOICES I MADE BRINGS ME BACK TIME AND TIME AGAIN TO WONDERING WHY I DID SOME OF THE THINGS I DID, YES I AM HAPPY AND FEEL FREE BUT SOMETIMES I WOUNDER WHAT IS IN STORE FOR ME, I AM SICK OF WONDERING SICK OF SEARCHING SICK OF WAITING, WHEN WE ARE ALONE IT POINTS TO NOTHING BUT ME EXISTS BUT WHEN IN THE SAME HOUSE ITS ON HER TO SHOW THAT NOT ONLY HER OR ME EXISTS BUT US, ALL ABOUT HER DURING THE DAY BUT BY NIGHT WITH ME IS WHERE HE LAYS, DO I DOUBT HE LOVES ME NO, BUT WILL I EVER BE FIRST IS THE QUESTION I KEEP IN MY MIND, HE TOLD ME THE FIRST NIGHT HE WANTED ME TO BE BY HIS SIDE THROUGH THE STRUGGLES IN LIFE AND HIS LIFE BUT IN TIME COMES MANY MORE THINGS IN WHICH I SHOULD COME FIRST BUT IS THAT THE WAY IT WILL EVER BE, NOT ASKING HIM TO GIVE HER FRIENDSHIP UP NOR WILL I EVER ASK OR NOR WILL I EVER GIVE UP MINE AND HERS FOR ANYONE, BUT IN MY EYES THERE'S THAT LINE WEAR FAMILY AND YOUR FUTURE LIFE COMES FIRST, I AM SO CONFUSED, BUT I KNOW ONE DAY EVERYTHING WILL BE CLEA

Hmmm Can I Get Some Help?
im in another auction and its not only for ownership but most rates count also so rate my rear til its sore please place a bid if you can im a good little pet !! im litter trained and all and i wont bite ya well unless ya ask me to lol

Without You
Sometimes it takes hearing a song to realize how you really feel.Eleven years is a long time to walk away from. After so long you forget where one person begins and the other ends. But unfortunately sometimes you begin to take things for granted and soon even each other. It doesn't mean you don't love each other just things change and people change.In the end tho I have found walking away isn't always a bad thing. Sometimes it's kinder than trying to make something work that never will again. Like the old cliche " If you love something let it go and if its meant to be it will come back " but there is one I like much better..." If you truely love someone you want to see them happy...even if it isn't with you "There are days where I think where and when did it all go wrong, but then I remember where I am and remember the man in my life now who I love more than my life and I smile...maybe everything does happen for a reason.This song in a way says it all about how I feel about my past and

Work
I'm so fucking sick of my job right now. I'm underpaid I'm over work. I mean such as we don't have an airconditioner in are area of work. my boss is to fucking cheap to give any of us a raise or get us what we need so we can do the fucking job and to get it done faster and I'm sick of being the only one to has to clean the fucking back bathroom when there are 12 other people in the back.

Wrestling
Its a good oatmeal Stout! nice and thick to keep you warm in the winter. Dosent have much of an after taste like some of the other stouts out there. Its priced nicely too. $6.99 for a six pack cant beat that for a good oatmeal stout. If you can find it give it a try. So ive been a Wrestling Fan for years. Ever since I was a kid. Yes I know its scripted (not fake, ask Droz if his broken neck is fake!) But I dont care i just love it! Being a fan i must say that TNA has the best wrestling on TV. WWE is stale, They recycle so many old storylines that most of the outcomes are SO predictable. TNA has Great Wrestling, Great storylines, more wrestling on a 1 hr show then WWE has on its 2 hr programs. So if you havent check it out. TNA wrestling is on Spike tv thursday's and replays on saturdays. SS! Ok ladies. Its time for the annual EHOWA Best Tits On The Internet Contest! Sign up now to help fight Brest Cancer and maybe win some cash prizes. Tell them TikiLove sent you!

My Sex Name
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I Thought I Had Friends On Here
Redneck Logic Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic. "What's logic?" the first redneck asked. The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "I sure do." "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good!" said the redneck. The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house." Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!" "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck was catching on. "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic clas

Poem
Wings If I had wings to fly I'd breathe in deep and spread them wide as I leap from the cliff into the wind where the gulls glide. Crossing this wide sea I glide above cruel waves that reach up to drown my flight in their cold deep blue-green graves. And as your day grows slowly light I'd arrive on worn-out wings to hold you in your waking dreams and feel you soft and gently warm in my embrace at last. HELP ME GET SOME BLING!! I NEED 12,500 COMMENTS IN 3 WEEKS! COME SHOW ME SOME SUPPORT!! http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&albumid=880256&i=4153846799&idx=0 Theres a kicker to be able to get to my pic you have to add/fan/rate Stephanie and in your add request make sure you tell her I sent you!! YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN... Does your body have arthritis? Is your hair turning gray? Do the wrinkles on your aging face feel like they've come to stay? When your husband turns the heat up and you are still cold, remember these are

Well Shit
So I was at work on Friday night and my ex-husband called. He knew I was working so I got a little irritated and ignored it. And ignored it a second and a third time. I finally answered on the fourth time and he almost yelled at me saying, "I've been trying to call you" so I told him I was working and he said he knew but he HAD to talk to me. So I asked him what was wrong and he told me not to get upset and that I needed to sit down. I told him to just tell me. So he tells me this: Last Saturday (August 4) they were all visiting my ex's family and it was time to leave. Shy was sleeping so he went to pick her up and didn't put his cigarette down and she spasmed in her sleep and managed to catch it in the bend of her arm. She wouldn't unbend it to get the cigarette out because she was still sleeping and not fully understanding what was going on. So when she woke up, he was finally able to open her arm and get the cigarette out. His cousin is married to an R.N. who was there so he call

Valentines And The Meaning
Saint Valentine's Day or Valentine's Day is on February 14. It is the traditional day on which lovers express their love for each other; sending Valentine's cards, candy, or donations to charities, often anonymously. It is very common to present flowers on Valentine's Day. The holiday is named after two men, both Christian martyrs named Valentine. The day became associated with romantic love in the High Middle Ages, when the tradition of courtly love flourished. The day is most closely associated with the mutual exchange of love notes in the form of "valentines". Modern Valentine symbols include the heart-shaped outline and the figure of the winged Cupid. Since the 19th century, handwritten notes have largely given way to mass-produced greeting cards. The Greeting Card Association estimates that approximately one billion valentines are sent each year worldwide, making the day the second largest card-sending holiday of the year behind Christmas. The association estimates that women p

Bindi
Took Bindi to the vet yesterday. He said she is allergic to bugs. Go figure I live in southeast texas which is probably the bug capitol of the world and I have a puppy that is allergic to bugs. He gave her a steroid shot and today she is fine. No bumps anywhere. she is eating and playing like her normal self. Well wanted to let you all know she is fine now. Thank you again for all your love and support. I know some of you have been watching my baby Bindi Marie grow up on here. She is 14 weeks now and weighs 34 pounds. Thats 4 pounds last week alone. But today she is sick. About 5 pm mikw noticed that she had a bunch of little bumps all over her. By 6 they were bigger bumps. I was watching her and I gave her a benedryl thinking she must have gotten into something in the back yard. Mike checked and didnt find anything unusuall out there. IT is a totally fenced off yard. Well, by 7 pm her face seemed to be swelling. She ate her supper with her usual appetite. she is running and p

Baby Kristopher
WOW ....all i got to say is wow how time flies Lil Kristopher is 3 months old.... He is laughing and cooing ... i am learning his ticklish spots .. God forbid i walk out of the room boy he puts up a Fuss....He must love mommy... I just got a new job , Punkin will be babysitting on the days daddy has to work too... well when and if u get a chance sign my guest book and leave me a voice comment :).. talk toy you all soon .. *~*PurpleNiteShade*~* Baby Kristopher has arrived ... :0)... here is his birth anouncement. http://welcomeaddition.com/toolkit1/show.aspx?ID=3077c301-b139-4e29-bb82-b8b3000fbd3f Kristopher Kage will be joining this world either late tonight or early tomorrow morning... Im being enduced cause he is late and making me crazy ..lol... so pix will be posted some time by the end of this week ....I will miss u all .. take care see ya all soon ... Muahzzzz Tammy

Horrorscope 6=3-07
A gesture doesn't have to be empty if you understand the significance it holds for the other person. So, yes, this may seem a little silly or strange to you, but through their eyes it takes on a whole different light.

My Writing Pad
As I walk my path with my head up high, Being blinded by smoke and bright lights. Craving a deep feeling for justice and revenge, Doing that which I have learned to do now. Everyone counting on me for victory points, Finding what it takes to put one foot forward. Giving all I got with effort and prayer for others, Hanging in a balance between strength and fear. I wonder when this will end and we can all leave, Just once I wish we could stop the fighting now. Killing another soul leaves me in an empty shell. Like a life like chess game we take our orders, Moving where we're told and watching our steps. Not able to hear myself think over a childs cry, One by one i fire shots in the night covered city. Puzzled if our leaders still think about our constitution. Questions rise and hatred follows through the ranks, Reaching out seems far fetched and hopes look grim. Seeing today's world would make one wonder now, Trust and hope in those that lead seem to weaken. Under

Lies
I sit here and wonder why people feel they have to lie to others about things. Is it because they have nothing better to do? Do they get kicks making people feel like shit? I been led on by a story of sorts, and today was the day things were supposed to happened. But as par for the course in my life it must have all been a lie. This person had my hopes up that I might have a chance at life, only to not show up, not answer their phone or text messages and leave me hanging. With all the things in my life right now this of all things I did not need nor can handle. I honestly dont know if I will survive this or not it just might be the thing that pushes me over the edge finally. I sit here and wonder what have I done so bad to deserve this life and realize more and more I dont even want my life anymore. I just cant deal with the pain of it anymore.

Week By Week
Today is the day I find out what the baby is. My doctors appointment is at 1pm. As soon as I get back, I will let everyone know. I am sooo excited. WOO HOO!!! Fetal development in pregnancy week 8:embryo in second month Woohoo! You've got one whole inch of baby inside of you! Your little embryo has finally reached the one-inch mark (30mm). And if it were possible to take a peek, you could actually see your tiny baby without a telescope! What’s more, your baby is finally starting to take on some very distinct human features. For starters, their little tail (really just the spinal cord) has disappeared completely. It’s nice to know your baby can no longer be mistaken for a sea creature! Additionally, both their toes and fingers are prominent with very little, if any, webbing. Upper and lower limbs all show recognizable joints (elbows and knees) and the lower limb bones are starting to ossify. But don’t expect your baby to resemble either parent quite yet. Right now, your baby

The Sisterhood
Come hang out!! :D Great friends and great music, who could ask for more???! Click the banner at the bottom to come hang out with us!! ™ Females Only! ™ ™ Please add "The Sisterhood" to your name... somewhere, anywhere. Last, first, doesn't matter. Once you add us, let me know and I will add you to the list. ™ After you are added to the list, you should rate, fan, and add all sisters that are listed before you. ™ You should be at least a level 5 to join. ™ You must have a salute pic. ™ If there is a female on your friends list who is a good friend to you, by all means go ahead and ask her to join us. ™ Member Pinkouts are a great way to show Love! ™ If you are not an A

A Million Times
A million times I've needed you,A million times I've cried. If love alone could have saved you,You never would have died. In life I loved you dearly,In death I love you still. In my heart you hold a place no one could ever fill. It broke my heart to lose you, But you did not go alone. For a part of me went with you, The day God called you home. Death will never break the ties that bond our lives together. I loved you then,I love you now And I will love you forever! Rest In peace My Mom,My Best friend My Everything! 05-12-49 ~ 04-28-99 Tombstone Generator at Comments101.com

Amanda Fan , Rate, Add And Crush Me If You Like :) Aka '&hearts §έЖΨ ΜǻήÐŶ &hearts'
Amanda Fan , Rate, Add and Crush me if you like :) aka '&hearts §έЖΨ ΜǻήÐŶ &hearts' fubar page http://fubar.com/user/1476359 BUSTED a FAKE until a legitimate salute is accepted by fubar. We have no verifiable link to where the pictures were taken from but as each picture was viewed it was obvious they weren't of the same person.

After The Beep
she held the phone for a moment, watching the bright screen before flipping it shut. ahhh the joy of technology, that ability to always connect... she should throw the damn thing out the window and blame the silence on that. no communication without connection is better than all this connecting to useless communication. then again, what would be the point really? it would just find her again...she's too far in to let go. tomorrow would bring a new phone that would snap a new picture of a smiling image taken before the emotions crept in. a creepy face on a creepy contraption, that connects to a communication that no technology can keep together. can you hear me now?

Friendship Circle Birthdays/anniversarys
~*~*Happy Birthday to Our Members*~*~ January~ DavidRayMan.................. Jan.-23 TiffanyraLynn................ Jan.-29 February~ SilverPixi................... Feb.-24 March~ Mammaduck.................... March-9 Katie........................ March-24 Sassy........................ March-25 April~ Micki-Blue-Eyes.............. April-26 May~ Vitamin De................... May - 6 June~ Jus'Me....................... June-11 CrazyRabbit69................ June-17 OutLawLoader................. June-26 July~ RedWingHunny................. July-3 August~ Bill......................... August-5 September~ October~ November~ Liz.......................... Nov.-15 December~ ImCrazyBitch................. Dec.-1 Daisy........................ Dec.-4 'D' Deana.................... Dec.-6 HoakieGirl................... Dec.-9 Brought to you by Micki-Blue-Eyes Co-Founder of the Friendship Circle Its

Help Me Level Up, Please!!
Everyone go to Span Rican's profile, and rate his profile and all his pics. Span Rican is trying to level up. But be nice, or he will get his little friend after you. LOL Go ahead check out Span Rican! Spanish graphics from www.MyOnda.com Span Rican - The Real Owner of Kristen Victoria@ fubar Spanish graphics from www.MyOnda.com WHat's everybody, this SPan Rican I just posted new pics that feature yours truly with my family from Spain at my cousin's wedding to check out. Its under My Cousin Wedding in Spain (Family Only)-Bling Me, to have access. That's right there's a catch, if you are under my family list, you're good. And you could go ahead & rate them, but you are under my friends list but not family list, here's the deal. Any member who's in my friends list, but in my family list, send me a bling, any bling, and I will add you on to the family list so you can go check em out & rate those pics. So, what are you waiting for. Go ahead & checke em out. Welcome to t

Disappointed!
There are so many fake people out there. You try to be a nice person by helping them. You let them in youe life and all they do is lie, steal and abuse your kindness. But there comes and line when they do evil things that involves going to jail for doing horrible things to innocent young people. And destroying trust of people. People like that should be in jail for the rest of their life. At least then they cant hurt anyone else with deception. We as a whole have enough problems in the world to deal with. We shouldnt have to worry about dangerous predators online. Ok everytime I start to chat with a guy and hit it off preety good. He tells me things I like to hear. We exchnage pictures and talk on the phone. And then i ask or he tells me he single when the truth is is married!!! I mean does every freaking guy look at me like im a sex toy!!! I want to meet a REAL guy not married who really like me for me. And to be honest with me!!. Is that really to much to ask for gee!!

College ..
Today was my first day .. My PhotoShop Class went really well Mainly because I know the shit already lol But the one I was hyped up about was my Philosophy Class and Wow I made either a really Brave or Stupid choice .. .. Our last test or Mid-Term thing is a debate on 2 Subjects Artificial Intelligence and Global Warming Both are a piece of fucking cake Not exactly what I wanted, but hey .. fuck it .. easy credits But, I'm going to attack Herd Mentality Oh Yeah This is a Group thing 2 Teams, 12 on each team BUT .. here's the choice I made .. I'm going to go it ALONE Me Vs. 24/25 People They choose 1/4 (each team that is) of my grade The Teacher chooses 2/4 of it I choose 1/4 So, here I stand, facing a possible Fail BUT .. I stand unfaltering, I don't care if I pass or Fail At least I'd be standing by my choice and not giving into Herd Mentality .. .. See what I'm doing? :) I am the Fucking WOLF

100 Greatest Blues Instrumentals
1. Juke - Little Walter 2. Hide Away - Freddie King 3. Albatross - Fleetwood Mac/Peter Green 4. San-Ho-Zay - Freddie King 5. Phillip's Goes Banana's - Hound Dog Taylor 6. The Supernatural - John Mayall's Bluesbreakers 7. Wham - Lonnie Mack 8. Strollin' With Bones - T-Bone Walker 9. Hawaiian Boogie - Elmore James 10. Chitlin' Con Carne - Junior Wells 11. Thank You Mr. Poobah - Paul Butterfield Blues Band 12. Roller Coaster - Little Walter 13. Remembering Stevie - Buddy Guy 14. Okie Dokie Stomp - Clarence 'Gatemouth' Brown 15. Hookin' - Earl Hooker 16. Frankie & Johnny Boogie - Memphis Slim 17. Lookin Good - Magic Sam 18. Avalanche - Albert Collins 19. Albert's Shuffle - Mike Bloomfield/Al Kooper 20. Rude Mood - Stevie Ray Vaughan 21. Cha Cha The Blues - Charlie Musselwhite 22. 12:15 Slow Goonbash Blues - Shuggie Otis 23. Blue Guitar - Earl Hooker 24. Blues For Shawn - Ronnie Earl 25. Ice Pick - Albert Collins 26. Easy Rider - Electric Flag 27. C

Prayers Needed
I was asked to Post this From the local Newpaper in Clinton Iwoa For My Sinfully Deb. Her Sister on here some of You know as Bi-Sexy Molly and the rest of her Family Died in a tragic House Fire Friday Night... Here is the story from the local paper...Four killed in fireHerald Staff ReportCLINTON — Four people were found dead after a fire late Friday night at a Clinton home.The Clinton Fire Department responded to a fire at 2436 Dunham St. at 11:37 p.m. Friday, where the first firefighters on the scene said light smoke was coming from the structure.According to a release, firefighters encountered moderate smoke and a small fire, and extinguished the blaze within approximately 10 minutes. One occupant escaped the fire without any injuries, according to the release.There were no working smoke detectors in the structure, the release states. Names of the four fatalities have not been released.The fire is under investigation by the Clinton Fire Marshal’s office, Clinton Police De

Short Storys
This man don't have super powers or magic powers,but his power comes from his heart.His name is John Michaels a man who served The Army and The Navy with great honor serve his country.In the late 70's he was called service leaving a wife and daughter behind thinking about him everyday and missing him with deep hearts.While John was out at sea got see far away places and each place he got see his little girl was on his mind thinking of storys tell her when she got older.While out on the ship he earned two battle EE medal and some many others while at sea.3 years and 3 months later he comes home to his wife and little girl waiting for him with open arms and smiles on there face.2 years later the super hero's daughter gets sick and the doctor don't know why she so sick and this when Michael felt helpless cause he didn't know help his little girl.Months later the doctors tells Michael and his wife want is wrong with there little girl.She diagnosed with growth hormone deficien

Band Chief
Monday October 2nd Austin's southern rock bad asses, DIXIE WITCH http://www.myspace.com/dixiewitch meet Milwaukee's resident ass kickers CHIEF http://www.myspace.com/chiefisrock at Heart Breakers Gentlemen's Club 9442 W National Ave, Milwaukee, WI only $5 Don't miss it. This will be worth calling in sick on Tuesday One on my Favorite Bands ... CHIEF...did a outdoor Concert Yesterday they are just Kick Ass. Check them out if you like at Chief's MySpace Click Here Pics From the Concert: The Bass Player is just Yummyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

Support Our Troops
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,' Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the Sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some

Riddles
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it,the more excited she gets,and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. .... In one second

Soul Searching Thoughts
So tell me what it is you are thinking, And I will tell you how I feel. Tell me what you are thinking And I’ll show a man that’s real. Tell me what you want, Tell me your desire. Is it ok if I touch your heart? Will you let me find a way to light your fire? How about kisses from head to your toe? I'll run my hands down to special places? Or is that too much from the start? Close your eyes and tell me what it is that you feel. Are the Goosebumps still there? Is it surreal? What about your muscles? Are they tense? Is your sweet and delicious flower contracting? Or is it slowly becoming relaxed as you become warmer on the inside? Mmmmm hmmm.... daaayum.... TO BE CONTINUED:...... Apple Pie If I could I would eat you three times a day. For you have a seduction that could never be dreary or malignant. You’re a sultry and heart pounding force. You’d be the best part of my day all day, It’s not hard to believe that something so delicious and oh so sweet;

Life
yminpkn@ CherryTAP I'm lost in time and in my mind,eight hours feels like minutes....My lifes sound track plays endlessly it all seems so real....Lucidly I wake less then myself each passing minute more like you each passing day....Why can't I find my place,why can't I find my way....Standing still yet moving fast.... Times are changing....Tides are Rising but I make sure to catch the glimpse of things yet to PASS!

Never Do
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on the assailant, but allowing the intended victim adequate time to retreat to safety....WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to expl

My New Contest
I am asking all my friends to please repost my sticky bulletin for me even if you do not want in!!! I will give anyone who reposts it a little gift!! Just let me know in a private message that you did so and I will give you sometning nice!! I AM GOING TO BE HOSTING A FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM CONTEST!! I KNOW MOST PEOPLE HAVE A FAVORITE TEAM IN SOME SPORT!! ALL YOU NEED TO HAVE TO ENTER IS A PIC OF YOUR FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM LOGO OR YOU IN SOME KIND OF APPAREL OF YOUR TEAM!! THIS CAN BE PROFESSIONAL OR COLLEGE SPORTS TEAM OF ANY SPORT IT DOESNT MATTER!! AND THIS CONTEST WILL START FRIDAY MARCH 2 AT NOON EST, AND WILL RUN UNTILL FRIDAY MARCH 9 AT NOON EST!! AND THE WHOLE WEEK OF THE CONTEST I WILL USE THE LOGO OF MY FAVORITE TEAM AS MY MAIN PIC!! I WOULD LIKE TO GET AT LEAST 25 FOR THIS CONTEST, WHICH SHOULD NOT BE HARD CONSIDERING HOW MUCH WE LOVE OUR TEAMS!! 1ST PLACE WILL RECEIVE A YACHT AND I WILL RATE ALL YOUR PICS 2ND PLACE WILL RECEIVE A CORVETTE AND I WILL RATE ALL

Random Thoughts
Five (5) lessons about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello'." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older Afr

Bullshit Blogs
ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY, WOMEN SAY THEY FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE UNDRESSING IN FRONT OF MEN THAN THEY DO UNDRESSING IN FRONT OF OTHER WOMEN. THEY SAY THAT WOMEN ARE TOO JUDGEMENTAL, WHERE, OF COURSE, MEN ARE JUST GRATEFUL. SPOKEN BY: JAY LENO MANY AMERICANS BELIEVE THAT CERTAIN COLOR M&M'S HAVE MAGICAL PROPERTIES. THE GREEN ONES ARE THOUGHT TO BE APHRODISIACS. A POUCH OF GREEN M&M'S FOR A BRIDE-TO-BE IS NOT UNCOMMON AT A LINGERIE SHOWER. THE ORANGE ONES HAVE BEEN SAID TO ENHANCE BREAST SIZE. THE BROWN ONES HAVE BEEN SAID TO HAVE AN ADVERSE AFFECT ON THE HEAVY METAL BAND VAN HALEN. IF VAN HALEN SAW A BROWN M&M AT ONE OF THEIR CONCERTS, THE GIG WAS OFF. THE AMERICAN PUBLIC HAD THE POWER TO BRING THE RED ONES BACK IN 1987 AFTER THEY HAD BEEN DROPPED DURING A RED DYE NO.2 SCARE 1976. AND BLUE ONES WERE VOTED TO REPLACE THE TAN ONES IN A NATIONWIDE ELECTION IN 1995. OK, I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS FACELESS, GUTLESS PIG WHO HAS BEEN HARR

Love
I know now why Shakespeare could not compare his love to a summer's day. It would be a crime to denounce the beauty of such a creature as you, to simply cast away the precision God had placed in forging you. the mold was truely broken the day you were made and i am glad i found you. love helps us but our hearts get us there if you love someone, let your heart not you dreams be the one to guide you to your goals your heart always knows the real truth even if it feels wrong to you love finds a way to show us the past, but life gives you the chance to decide if it lasts. you tell all your fears to people you love, and know they cant tell that inside you the pain continues to shove i may often sit and compare love the the beauty of a rose, but to me the rose is like love delicate precious and always needs your love before it can fully grow. you stay up late and allyou do is cry, then lay awake wondering Why you hope that in the end, y

Me
A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may be regular HomeDepotcustomers.Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while outshopping.Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.Here's how the scam works:Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car asyouare packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping yourwindshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling outoftheir skimpy tee shirts. It is impossible not to look.When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No'

Being Auctioned
to day i took the pictures down off the wall an put them in a box with your letters i have exepted that the love i tryed to give was not enought i had hoped it would be but i was wrong so now i will work at removing you from my thoughts an then my hart you had said in the beging that you would make me ve yoou i said dont break my hart you said you wouldnt i said dont be like the rest you said you wouldnt but here i am with a ox of you now what do i do the starts now and will end feb 24 you my bid fubucks,vip,blast,tickers 1.) The person you win will put Owned by "Your name here" next to theirs in their profile name for an entire month. 2.) Atleast 1 daily comment 3.) All pics and stash rated during Happy Hour 4.) A daily gift of their choosing. 5.) A personal salute photo to you (What kind is up to the person who is won) 6.) Anything after that is up to the person who is owned just click on my pic to link you and place your bid.... Bids include fu-bucks, V.

Me!!!!!
HEY EVERYONE I UPLOADED ALOT OF NEW PICS WILL YALL PLZ RATE AND COMMENT THANKS FUBAR ROCKS!!! hey everyone can you rate and comment my stash plz i added alot of them tonight thanks yall are awesome FUBAR ROCKS!!!! I LOVE THIS SITE IT IS WAY AWESOME WELL EVERYONE HIT ME UP COMMENT AND RATE MY PHOTOS THANKS

Just 1 Rate Is All I Need!
I'm in a contest..I'm asking for a lil help here. Just one rate & if you have the time leave some comments. *click the pic* Rate & comment please! Thanks for your help! OK I NEED ALL MY FRIENDS TO GO AND RATE THIS PIC FOR ME! I KNOW YA'LL DON'T LIKE TO BOMB....I'm NOT ASKIN FOR U TO... IT'S JUST ONE RATE, THAT IS ALL I NEED...EASY! HAHA SO GO AND RATE IT FOR ME!!! Thank you for all your helpxoxox CLICK~~~}{~~~~HERE

Mornings
its getting colder here in the sierrasso i am a little more active in mid day than early morning but i got a lot done today ......i fueled for the winter the warmth will be needed .......picked up some fire logs i like to keep them around they are nice for just one watching the snow fall for a few hours over a smoke or two ......stocked in my winters coffee ,spent several hours today with all the doors open even though it was in the 40'sfired up the old beast today just to let him run a while been two weeks .........really had a great day looking to my night being better i aint seen the sun in days the weather is the pits ........i miss those clear mtn mornings sometimes.contention is in me this morning and it feels great i cant get my mind off of her wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.............huh...........i seen it like this b4 but its really been along time so i really dont know how to feel about it but its kinda nice am off the weekend so i'll leave work out......i guess i am in all

True Love
True love is an eternal bond between two loving souls. Happy to be in each others arms; serene and secure together. True love is honest; it's forever true it never lies. It holds an unspoken trust between two tied hearts ready to become one. True love is constant. It stays strong and holds fast. Its foundations will hold and it will not crumple to the challenges of time and situation. The only change is more love for each other each new day of their lives. It is forever growing and forever loving.

Love
All I want is someone to love me and to love them back is that to much to ask for, but to find the right one it almost seems imposible anymore....you try to give your heart to someone and it seems like you always get hurt or someone messes w/your emotions...I am about ready to give up!!!!

Loveless
Went to the beach today, I missed the sound of the wind roaring through my ears while waves smashed onto the beach with the sound of a drum snare. I saw something I'd never seen before. I saw a pinkish, throw-up looking thing in my path on the boardwalk. At first I thought that's just what it was: throw up or snot or something similarly disgusting. After staring at it for what must have been three minutes a gull suddenly landed over it and began to snap it up, eating it. I saw that around the pink mall were little bits of matter, like rock flecks. I realized what it was then: it was clam shell, and the pinkish thing was the clam. My mind raced back to a National Geographic thing that I saw (or read) that seagulls break the shells of clams by grabbing em', flying up to a height and dropping them so that the pink innards. Also while watching this grotesque-fact-of-life my mind raced, I tried to look away from the gull and couldn't. The clam slammed back into the bits of she

Having Fun Fun
Photo and video editing at www.OneTrueMedia.com There he was … right in front of me. I never wanted to wake up from this dream. I had been waiting for this feeling, this excitement for so long. My heart was beating so fast it felt like it would beat out of my chest. We were snuggled together on the balcony of our room overlooking the ocean wrapped up in a soft blanket. Time just stopped. We talked about our hopes, our dreams, what we wanted in life. I was so content to just sit there in his lap with my head on his chest listening to him talk. It was just too good to be true. He picked me up and turned me around so I was facing him. We just sat in silence looking at each other and smiling. I loved how his hands felt on my sides, rubbing my back and touching me softly. I leaned in to kiss him slowly and just stopped in front of his face. Our eye contact was intense. I felt my body react to the connection and I started grinding my hips into him. I felt beads of sweat on my for

Pantera Medal Of Honor Video
Machinima http://www.youtube.com/machinima#p/u/8/k... Machinima.com is the premier online entertainment network showing trailers, gameplay, montages & original series created in video games SUBSCRIBE to keep up to date with our newest content and exclusives XBOX LIVE Gamertag: Machinima com View all our playlists here: http://www.youtube.com/profile

Making Lc Better
I run contests and try to keep them fair, if I see more then one vote on a picture by the same person I delete one of them. But when you get a certain amount of comments you lose the bottom ones and can't tell if there is extra voting going on. What they need to do on LC is make it so you can look at all the comments on all your pictures.

Just Thinking..
Hey .. Vote for me in this Contest Plz..Bombers needed!.... Muahz ok.. So I get a call like awhile..Right..Cant barely hear cause hes mumbleing... This Guy Is gonna ask .. Is Cindy there? I am like U got tha wrong number sir.. Hes like so Have u got any Underwears on? I am like. Are u fucking drunk.. Dont call here no more.. Then right when I am about to hang up.. Hes like YOU DONT. CAUSE I AM LOOKING IN YOUR WINDOW.. I just freak and turn around .. ITS ,MY ROOMATE .. lol Fucking perve. So I am here just thinking about things and there is this one particular subject on my mind... Life.. Yeah I get the fact that life is suppose to end... Yeah it doesnt last..But when u lose someone that means so much to you.. It hurts. Its like little knifes constanly stabbing into you.. But people handles it differently.. Everyone doesnt deal with lost the same way.. If I wanna get away from somewhere that reminds me of what I have lost.. Is that a bad thing.. I mean can you honestly say that it

Gorean Life
- Many of the positions are not seen on a day to day basis, but it is wise for all slaves to know them for if commanded to take position, and if so, you will be pleasing in the eyes of your Master. It is also good that Masters and Mistresses know these positions so that they will know when they are or are not being performed correctly. 1. Kneel resting upon your heels when not otherwise occupied. 2. Keep your back slightly arched when kneeling. 3. Keep your neck straight 4. Keep your eyes downcast. 5. Rest your palms, face up, upon your thighs, when kneeling and while kneeling the further apart your thighs the more 'red silk' you are. __________ Bara Position: the slave lies down on her belly, face turned to the left (she may also rest her chin on the Master's feet) her breasts, legs, and knees are against the ground, legs widely spread, crosses her wrists behind her back, or similarly crosses her ankles, her legs straight, in preparation

A Place To Call Home
Hmmm..oddest thing...a blast from the past rolled into my driveway today...asking me about my mustang...lol...Loren Wells....we had a nice chat....He asked about what everybody from my past was doing....I told him I really didnt know....We talked about the way people live their lives nowdays and things that need to be changed and about God....Was pleasent....Not the druged out Loren I use to know....Im happy to see that there is hope out there for everybody after seeing him....So God Bless....be kind and remember....God does love you....even though you dont think he doesnt hear your prayers...he does... OK...This guys rates my pics today...ok...well..he says its his bday so I thought I would be kind AND rate his page...well when I did...it said ERROR and deducted 1,000 points from me...JERK...he is cameraguy1976.....Dont talk to him or go to his page...Other than that...In a good mood.... ....Just letting mu gang know I wont be posting mums for atleast 7 days...Got flagged....so...Ill

Dont Blink
turned on the evening news Saw a old man being interviewed Turning a hundred and two today Asked him what's the secret to life He looked up from his old pipe Laughed and said "All I can say is." Don't blink Just like that you're six years old and you take a nap and you Wake up and you're twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife Don't blink You just might miss your babies growing like mine did Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your "better half" Of fifty years is there in bed And you're praying God takes you instead Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think So don't blink I was glued to my tv when it looked like he looked at me and said "Best start putting first things first." Cause when your hourglass runs out of sand You can't flip it over and start again Take every breathe God gives you for what it's worth Don't Blink Just like that you're six years old and you take a nap and you Wake up and you're twenty

Theories, Songs, Etc. Basic Randomness That Resides In A Lost Soul...
A Happy First Birthday to my son, Jaiden. Daddy would give anything to have been able to celebrate it with you, but the harpy had different plans. If she were anything like your dad, she'd be excited, and getting up to prepare a special day for you, aside from the inevitable party your grandparents, aunts, etc., are planning for you, seeing as it's now 6 in the morning there. I wish you all the love and joy that this day should bring you, and that text just can't show. Daddy loves and misses you:-* This is funny, and totally implausible. In the spirit of getback, this is pretty much genious.

Cheating
i am fit to be tied....if any of our friends/family have been to Ozzy's page, he has SMEARED my Master's name in the mud....directly under the photo, he has written "got caught cheating" firstly, the s.o.b. didn't state whether other accounts could or couldn't be used...he should have done so, in my opinion....but his childishness has reached the limit..... PLEASE don't give this bastard the time of day or the points, as Master has entered the pic in another comp where your votes DO count...please see us for the link!

When Reality Sets In
Twisted truth threw my heart away today, And it stomped on my soul Once again. How can I be so in love with you, And despise what you do At the same time? All I wanted was honest love, One on one, and nothing between us, But alas, I am staring into the abyss Of another tortured moment Where reality set in. I am not the "one" as they say, I am just one. How can I come back to a place That never really existed? My heart has gotten smarter, And it braces for the agony That is to come. How can I return as if it Meant nothing at all, When you knew it meant Everything to me? I didn't mix the words, I didn't flourish them. The were straight as an arrow And pointed. How can I see past the pain? Time lies to me, Telling me it will fix it all, But it's not true, As I sit here in anguish And each ticking second crawls by Just laughing. There's no healing-- So, how can I? Robert J Nye (2008) He sits in wonder at the moment of silence, That seems

Haha
I was crusing around today just blasting the Ramones and making faces at other moterists. It was fun and it really make me think back to when I was younger. I used to do that all the time. It seems like lately i've sorta lost touch with the fun person I used to know who was me. Haha! Anyway, if you see some crazy person driving around blasting music and making faces don't call the cops. I'm mostly harmless ;) Holy shit, i'm so amazed right now. I got my first person blocking me on here and its funny as hell. I sent a friend request today to a lady that looked interesting. Right after I sent it I noticed she had a part in her name about being married and doesnt want to talk to any guys. Ooops, my bad. Soooo, that was this morning. I get home and have a shoutbox from the lady saying "it does not please me". I tried to click her name and say sorry but no, i'm blocked!!! ahahahahaha. Oh sigh, just had to share. What with insanely anal people? Ahahaha, there is nothing quite like pulling ou

Lyrics I Like
Addicted (Explicit) - Saving Abel Artist: Addicted Title: Saving Abel Album: NA Views: 4891 'm so addicted to all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets all the sounds you make with every breath you take its not like anything when you're loving me oh girl lets take it slow so as for you well you know where to go i want to take my love and hate you till the end its not like you to turn away from all the bullshit i cant take its not like me to walk away i'm so addicted too all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets all the sounds you make with every breathe you take its not like anything when you're loving me yeahh i know it was getting rough all the times we spend when we try to make this love something better than just making love again its not like you to turn away all the bullshit i cant take just when i think i can walk away, i'm so addicted to all the things you do when

Whats Ur Opinion Guys....
women are like phones, they like 2 be held, talked 2, an touched often, but push the wrong button an ur ass is disconnected........ so whats your opinion on this lol....... hey guys iam just curious bout what ur answers will b...think about it 4 a few an then tell me how would u go bout romancein that special person an iam not referin 2 how u try 2 get laid lmao we all know most of the ways u guys do that hehe iam referin 2 actually romancein that person that could end up bein the one.... Nature's first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leafs a flower; But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf. So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay. by Robert Frost

Funny Things
West Virginia Ten Commandments Some people in West Virginia have trouble with all those 'shalls' and 'shall not's' in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't> used to talking in those terms.. So, some folks in West Virginia got together and translated the 'King James' into 'County' language..... no joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at First Baptist Church in Summersville, West Virginia) (1) Just one God (2) Put nothin' before God (3) Watch yer mouth (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin' (5) Honor yer Ma & Pa (6) No killin' (7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal (8) Don't take what ain't yers (9) No tellin' tales or gossipin' (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff WELL I JUST HOPE THAT THE GUYS REMEMBER THIS :) What ever you give a woman,she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm,whe will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a me

Testing
Bikini Contest!! Welcome to the 2008 summer bash Military bikini contest. There will be an unlimited amount of contestants of women in military bikini's. The pic must contain the following: ***Specific branch such as Marines-Army-Air force-Navy-National Guard Coast Guard ***Taken by a digital camera and must be current from 7/6/08-7/14/08 ***A Salute made to the armed forces with your message to them ***NO DRAMA ***U must email me on fubar with a current picture saved in your default folder that i can rip for contest and your name so i can add it to the picture *CLICK ANY PICTURE TO GO TO MY (THE VIPER) PROFILE* PRIZES: Grand Prize: 7 day Blast to win you must have reached 50k comments by midnight of 8/15/08 2nd Place: A 1 Month Vip membership (1 m

Poems Of Desire
The Gentle Rain By:Heaven Come dance with me my love, let the moon and stars guide us, while the rain gently falls from above. Our steps will be as light as a dove, we stir up not even the dust, come dance with me my love. The our bodies will combine as you whisper,"my love" come dance with me my love, while the rain gently falls from above... yes, while the rain gently falls from above. So glad you decided to give my warrior side a chance. She can be a handfull. The first poem I chose I call Inviticus Invoked. I wrote it almost five yeras ago while facing my biggest scariest of the three major surgeries I have had so far. Not my best, admittedly, but it does what it is meant to do...Heaven Inviyicus Invoked You have no idea who I am try to count me out ignore mistreat abuse I will remain survive live torment and pain reside within laughter and joy seek shelter try to count me out regret deny pry I will survive love know my heart and mind reign a

Momo's Diary
Today's had its ups and downs. I've seriously thought about becoming a lesbian but I can't...It's not the same. Thought about becoming a born-again virgin and devote myself to god. Can't... *sigh* It's been a rough month for me. -- Okay, I realize this site is sort of a online porno/fantasy bar thing. Hmmm...I don't mind it but is having pornograpic material really important in a profile? lol I'm sort of a prude but I love this site because I can communicate with real people I wont ever see in real life. For me it's like a MMORPG. For those who know what it is, maybe you'll agree. All the leveling up and stuff is like that. This place is a real ego boost too. It's cool to see the ratings I get even though it's just given to me so they can get points. The only problem I have tho are some of the people here that seem to think that just because they live in my area. I'm going to be interested in meeting them in person. As long as this site is as perverted as it is now, l

Negative Thought Not Cool
Apparently Dunkin Doughnuts is giving away a free doughnut today with a purchase of coffee. Nice job Dunkin Dougnuts, you're encouraging unhealthy eating to build your business. Who cares if it leads to obesity, diabetes, and heart attacks, right? You're making money! It's truly sad how many negative people there are out there. Instead of wasting your time tearing down others and posting negative comments, why not focus your attention on something more productive? Try posting a positive status instead of a negative one! Positive attitude will not only make you feel better, but will take you a long way in your career, relationships, etc.

You Have To Pass This Amnesty Bill To See What's In It
The nation’s unemployment rate stands at 9.8 percent, a post–World War II record 19th month that unemployment has been over 9 percent. President Barack Obama is the largest tax hike in American history. So what do Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D–NV) and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D–CA) have Congress voting on today? Amnesty. Specifically, the House and Senate will be voting on the fourth and fifth versions of the DREAM Act, which would legalize anywhere between 300,000 and 2.1 million illegal immigrants.Supporters of the DREAM Act claim the bill would provide citizenship only to children who go to college or join the military. But all any version of the legislation requires

Lol...here It Goes
Well everyone i took the job back at my old work...looks like they just canned someone and now not only the 3 buck raise but the hrs i want. So i will try it out for a bit and if i am still not happy there then i will go else where but i think it will be all good now. Nothing else is to exciting except my lil baby Liam learned today how to climb up on chairs so now i really have to be on him all the time ...lil monkey is what he is...anyways i will try to get these out every so often since i am not on nearly as much as i used to be and i have lost touch with a lot of you...this way u will know a lil bit of what is going on here and there...as always char Well as a normal monday morning I woke at 630am to get ready and make a lunch for my son to go to pre-school. Walked him there then came back home and now I am here drinking coffee and typing this. I dont ever know what to say on these things that would ever be intresting enough for you guys so that u wouldnt be bored out of ur mi

Let Me Know What You Think
i was thinkin about getting them done I just bolded all that applied :) Ten reasons why you should date a nurse: 1) They can help you get over a hangover or sickness 2) Bedbaths! 3) The uniform 4) They are exposed to so many xrays, its like a form of birth control 5) You willl never need to buy condoms, paracetamol, toothbrushes or any hospital supplies 6) They know how to handle bodily fluids! 7) Nothing shocks a nurse, they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger! 8) They wont be disgusted by your toilet habits 9) They are experienced in manual evacuation when your full of crap 10)They know how to handle the human body!!!!!!! Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?? It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work! You know you're a nurse if..... • You believe that every patient needs tlc, diazepam,temazepam and haloperidol. • You would like to meet the inventor of the Nurse call buzzer some night in a dark alley. &bull

Just Thoughts
True Friends xxxxxxxxxxxx -Thought you all might get a laugh out of some of these...I know I did. Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3.When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you

Never Ending Broken Heart
Your Pornstar Name is:Peaches Lipz Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You scored as WereWolf. WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even growl, bare their teeth or other animal like tendencies. In rare cases, some will physically change. Facial hair will grow thicker or darker, nails will become longer, canine's will seem longer. Embrace your wild side, for you are The Misunderstood WereWolf.WereWolf92%Demon92%Angel83%Faerie75%Mermaid67%Dragon42%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com I miss you I just want to know you love me that you know im still alive Tell me you think about me and not because you ran out of things to think about Tell me you want to hold me and love me just as i want to you Tell me im beautiful Im the only one Stop treating m

Jenn's Blogs
ADULT QUESTIONS HERE. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, DON'T READ! 1. How many people have you fucked? I'm pleading the 5th 2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done? 2 3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF? No 4. Ever paid for sex? No 5. Ever been married? Yes 6. Ever been divorced? Yes 7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position? on top 8. Do you own any guns? not any more 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? No 10. Ever been to rehab? No 11. Ever do anything gay sexually? yes 12. Ever fuck anyone that you met on myspace or aol or any other instant message service? Not that I met on....but I do have those that I have dated that are on one or more of those... 13. Ever have cam sex? yes 14. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? No 15. How many states have you lived in? a few 16. How many countries have you lived in? just USA 17. Do you keep a weapon under or next

Frustrated
Well I have never done one of these, and I want to see if it helps my frustration to get it all down here...So here goes nothing... Tonight I am so frustrated I don't really know what to do. And it's strange because I had a great day and all of the sudden it just hit me like a ton of bricks. When will I ever get what I feel that I deserve?? I mean, I am in my opinion a very nice guy and treat everyone with respect. Why can't I ever get anything to go right for me? I guess this is all stemming from a couple instances in the last couple days. There are a few people I talk to online all of the time. We chat and flirt and you know, the usual. Then I think things are going great and am like yeah finally, I am gonna have a things go my way. Yeah right! Why do I ever get my hopes up? The people that I think all is going good and then they act like they don't want to talk anymore, like it's a burden on them....I haven't changed me or the way I treat them. But something has cha

Hookah Radio
sup ppl come check out the new look hookahradio its pimp as hell lots of kool new smiles and if you feel you would like to dj then feel free to put in an app all will be considered even if you have no experience, experience and full training will be provided by our experienced trainers and management. come check it out http://hookahradio.com you wont be dissopointed.... hope to see yall in here :) ok peeps listen up now heres something u dont wanna miss on saturday 28th july 8-till midnight (gmt)and 2pm till 6pm (cst)its the hookahradios Dj Free-4-all. If u dont know what that is let me explain its 4 hours of unplanned mayhem live on air in which 8 different djs particapate in each having a half hour time slot and best of all know one knows who will be on air and when so yeah you dont wanna miss it hope to see you all there http://hookahradio.com the best station on the net peace........ just a quick blog check out www.hookahradio.com for all you ppl who dont know about hookah radio g

One Day Someone Special Will Be Gone!!!
Motorcycle Riders For all who Know Motorcycle Riders or see them on the roads everyday. I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves But

Work
Emergency Medical Services (stupid) Frequently Asked Questions with answers! Q. Do you need to go to school for this or can anyone do it? A. You have to go to school, it is long and hard and most of the people involved like to abuse the hell out of you while you are doing it. Q. Hey, Ambulance dudes, how do I get to the Dead concert at the Oakland Coliseum? (or any other request for directions) A.Hmm, well,uhhh. I'm sorry I don't think you can get there from here. Q. I'm seeing things, will you take me to the hospital? A. Sure, if you are seeing rats and bugs we will take you to County Hospital, if you are seeing music and hearing colors we will take you to the Berkeley border and drop you off, you'll fit right in. Q. Do you like you like your job? A. Yes, in spite of everything I do like my job. Q. Do you make a lot of money? A. Not enough by a long shot. At least not after my State, Local, and Federal Government gets through with my check. Q. How come the Pol

Calling All Guys!!
NEED SOME HELP LEVELING UP??? The Burning Desire Levelers are here to help you! BUT!!!! we need help too...We cannot do it all by ourselves. So................Come on and join us. For Levels 24 and above with 100,000 Pts to go to level. If you are close, let one us know also. To Join us.....(with LOTS of Benefits) 1. PM ME with a message that you have added. 2. A/F/R8 and comment on the people below, tell them you are joining us. 3. then add yourself to the BOTTOM of the list with your link, 4. put Burning Desire Levelers after your name. 5. REPOST THIS BULLETIN PLEASE! ♥ ™â¥ SeXiMilf â¥™ ♥ ~BURNING DESIRE LEVELERS FOUNDER~~@ fubar ~☆§ā§§ŷßĩŧçħ☆~CoOwner of Bad Bitches & BurningDesire Levelers~@ fubar »Ċŗāźŷßĩŧçħ« ----> CoOwner Burning Desire Levelers@ fubar Johnny Reb~co-owner Burning Desire Levelers@ fubar Yanni5 ~SECURI

Just Thoughts
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better,Something attempted, something done, Has earned a nights repose.The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change it. If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it.The big majority of Americans, who are comparatively well off, have developed an ability to have enclaves of people living in the greatest misery without almost noticing them.And He feels so incredibly weak when he has ferociously quarreled against them since his genuine years and has lost. His hopes for a better understanding dissipate as he grows older, and his mind grows less eager to reach a verdict. Having no sense of direction, he roams here, looking above, asking futile questions, even though the answers may be feared. Good by nature, he has learned his survival skills, which will lead him into the real world, and will somed

Tag
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i pick my toes 2. i'm a musician 3. i always wanted to be a stay-at-home mom. now i'm not so sure.. haha 4. i tried to kill damon's fish once 5. i'm indecisive 6. i take frequent mind vacations 7. my favorite place in the whole wide world is the beach!!! 8. i long for romance and romantic little things 9. i want to hurt the dog behind us, he barks non-stop. seriously 10. i like to be alone sometimes i tag.... Miss Dee, Deacon Blue, Celena, Rootbeer Float, and Big Daddy Will!

G.a
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides

Drinks
This is a little drink I came up with when I use to bartend. *WARNING* This one is only for the serious drinker with a cast iron stomach. 1 SHOT OF SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 SHOT OF CROWN 1 SHOT OF JOSE 1 SHOT OF CAPTIAN MORGAN 1 SHOT OF TANGERAY 1 SHOT OF JAGER 1 SHOT OF JAMERSON 1 SHOT OF GREY GOOSE MIX TOGETHER IN A CUP,SERVE OVER ICE, PLACE IN 2 STRAWS AND CHUG WITH YOUR BLUNDER BUDDY ENJOY AND GOOD LUCK 1 bottle of Guiness Extra Stout 1/2 shot of Baily's Irish Cream 1/2 shot of Jamerson Irish Whiskey 1 beer glass 1 shot glass ( must be glass plastic will not work) Pour Guinness into beer glass leaving enough room for a filed shot glass. A pro will never spill. In shot glass pour in Jamerson then slowly pour in Baily's for that cool layered look tilt the glass. Drop shot glass into beer and then chug until the shot glass hits your nose. Enjoy

Candle Magic
In dealing with Candle Magick, it is first and foremost best to learn about candles and their ways so you can better understand just what the heck you are doing. No two candles act the same way, no matter how or who made them or what they are made of. It is the personal act of our desires and our own will that gives it life and we are able to perceive its ways. This will be an attempt to provide some insight on the candle itself and the ways in which the candle speaks. The candle is made up of different elements and different parts which represent different things. The candle itself contains the element of water, air and earth. When lit, the elements of fire and the spirit are employed. So a lit candle is then a full blown item incorporating all of the elements and thus rendering it again, an extremely effective magickal tool. Down throughtout history, you will find many references to the use of candles in many of our modern day activities. Fire was the ultimate tool used for banis

Its Fucked Up
Were You Born on a Cusp? Virgo/Libra September 19 to September 23 Virgo is the sixth sign of the zodiac; Libra is the seventh. Virgo/Libras strive to create balance and harmony between themselves and others. They bring their skills and talents together for the good of others. Despite their inherent modesty, those born on the Virgo/Libra cusp are industrious and efficient when working for a good cause. Objective and just, Virgo/Libras are excellent arbitrators and enjoy lots of friends. The astrological symbol of Virgo is the Virgin; Libra is represented by the Scales. Virgo/Libras abhor unfairness and conflict, striving above all for peace, but at times they are easily deterred from their beliefs. They are able to see all sides of an argument, but as their mental scales sway back and forth, they may never find balance and can become fickle and indecisive. They are skilled at seeing all sides of a situation, which is an expression of Virgo's mutable quality. Virgo/Libras are

Music
As some know, I DJ. I have a P2P. My list is far from perfect. And this is always under construction. Here's a list of most of the artists I got that I can play when I DJ. Any requests that I don't have, post'em as a comment here so I can go fo them easier. ---Unknown/Miscellanious Hotter Than July Happy Birthday Jesus Take The wheel The Spy Who Loved Me Never Gonna Fall In Love Again Cowboy I'm A Slave 4 You Not Ready To Make Nice I Am The BullGod Roving Gangster Wasting Time Is That You I Got One For Ya Somebody's Gotta Feel This Fist Of Rage Black Chick, White Guy F-ck Off This Love ---2 Live Crew Hoochie Mama Dooh Wah Ditty Get The Fuck Out Of My House ---Three Doors Down Citizen Soldier --- 311 Feels So Good --- 3T I Need You --- 50 Cent My Neck, My Back (With Khia) --- [Choral] --- A Flock Of Seagulls --- A Tribe Called Quest --- Aaliyah --- AC/DC --- Adam Sandler Funny Happy Birthday --- AeroSmith --- AfroMan --- Akon

Watch Out...
I'm going to be waiting a month to install this one. Why? I had a nightmare twice with Service Pack 2, until I learned that you have to have the patch installed IMMEDIATELY after you install the SP. the second time I installed SP2, my computer couldn't even open a window OFFLINE. When the update thingy said SP3 is available for install, I immediately did a google search for problems involving it. Sure enough, there were some potentially fatal problems with it, like random system crashes and the like. Yeah, I'm waiting a month for a patch before I even consider installing this one. I really don't feel like restoring my system this time. There are a few guys on this site I wouldn't trust to raise a pet rock, and MUCH fewer I would trust to raise a family. I honestly hope I'm one of the family ones, but someone here loves to start lies about me talking smack. Look, buddy, you know who you are and I don't want any part of this. I haven't said a damned thing about you or any of yo

In A Contest... Help Please
I entered my first contest and I am looking for some help with comment bombing my photo!!! Anyone leaving 100 comments will recieve 1000 fubucks...1000 comments.... 10000 fubucks!!! Here is the link to the photo Thanks in advance for the help JoAnne I need some help in this contest... any rates would be appreciated!!! Comments are even better. I need 13000 for a one month VIP... mine is going to expire. Comment the photo below. Thanks TWISTED WHISPERS~ Most rates = prize Top 2 with most comments after 1 week (21st thru 28th) move onto round 2

To My Baby Boy
How do you fix a childs broken heart, When you cant give his pet new life, When he begs you to make it right, When he asks " why me?" How do you give a child a reason to care, When you've shattered his world, When you've caused him pain, When he needed you and you weren' there? How do you begin to repair the bond, When you're the one who broke it, When you're the one who let him down, When you are the reason for his tears? How do you t4ell a child you are sorry, When you left him alone so long, When you didn't mean to hurt him, When you just can't find a way? How do you beg your child for forgiveness, When you caan't forgive yourself, When you broke his heart, When you're the one who said goodbye? How do you tell hi it will be ok, When you can't fix the break, Whrn you have no ideas, When you're broken, too?

Divorce Sucks!
To all my special Fubar friends, most of U know that I am in the middle of a divorce. Today I had to change my privacy settings because my soon to be ex has created a Fubar account & has decided to harass my friends. so my profile info and comments will be acessable to friends only and for the moment I may not be accepting any new friends just to keep them out of this.... I am really sorry if he actually ends up on ur page & decides to speak to U... I am hoping by blocking everyone from seeing my daily activities it will stop him from having access to any info he may gain from his friends about my activites or friends.... I truly hope this will protect U all from any harassment from him. & once again I am sorry for any inconvienience this may have caused anyone.. Love "Sunshine" Hey, hubby is pushing the divorce thru & trying to cut off all my access to friends..... I may not have internet service soon so if I dissapear for awhile this is why, and my cell service may s

Comments
As you know my goal each day is to send a happy/positive/upbeat comment to all my family and friends which is time consuming and has nothing to do with points but it is worth the extra effort. The bouncer check definitely slowed down the process but this new anti-spam trap that keeps popping up has made the effort three times as difficult. So I will do the best I can to get everyone a daily comment but if I fall short don't think I have forgotten you. If you are my friend or family list, you are extremely important to me. Also don't want to be a pest so if you prefer not to receive the daily comments please let me know. It won't hurt my feelings. Thank You! Love

Club Mystic Update - 10/12/08
I will continue to repost this with each blog update, as we have so many new members, and it seems that some of the old ones need reminding what Club Mystic is all about! ...and just for those of you that do not already know, I often type in caps, because that is what I want to do, and I like it! It does not mean that I am angry, yelling, upset, etc. This is the freaking INTERNET, people, if it bothers you, either learn to deal, or read someone else's blogs... HOW WE ROLL..... CLUB MYSTIC IS A GROUP OF FRIENDS WHO ENJOY BOMBING GIVEAWAYS AND HELPING EACH OTHER LEVEL, AND LOVE TO HAVE FUN WHILE WE DO IT! WE ARE VERY DEDICATED TO THE MEMBERS OF OUR FAMILY, AND IF YOU WANT LOVE, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE; WE WORK HARD, AND WILL EXPECT YOU TO WORK JUST AS HARD IF YOU JOIN US! CAN YOU ROLL LIKE THAT? ALMOST EVERY MEMBER MAXES OUT ON PIC COMMENTS ON A DAILY BASIS, AND IT IS NOT UNUSUAL FOR THEM TO MAX OUT ON PIC AND STASH RATES AS WELL! THAT'S JUST HOW WE ROLL.... HOWEV

A Butterfly On Her Wrist
A Million Fubucks Giveaway!! No Auto 11's or Bling.. Just Me trying to make it to Godfather! && I am almost there!! Starting @ 5PM fu-time 8PM eastern time 1st TWO people to rate ALL my pics will win 1 Million Fubucks! Bling Me && Receive 75k for each bling credit! Be sure to leave comments on last photo in each folder. && Also make sure to Private Message me as soon as your finished ALL photos! ~AGirlNamedBlessed Wanna Own Me? I'm up 4 Auction! Click the pic to place your bids!! ♥ AgirlNamedblessed So I guess there is another ice storm heading me way.. So I may or may not loose my power again! If I do, who knows how long I could be out for.. so if I disappear it's b/c I'm once again powerless. Keep your fingers crossed for me! I know mine are! ~April

2010 Calendar Project!!!
It's the beginning of a new year, and to work on getting my photography up and running I am starting to work on my 2010 Calendar. I am looking for ladies in the local area that would be interested in being a part of this project to help promote their own modeling careers or that wanting to do something new and have some fun. None of the modeling will be nude, it will consist of either bikini, tight/halter top and short shorts or skirts outfits, which ever is more comfortable for you, the choice is yours what you model in. I am also looking for individuals with extremely well kept and maintained sports cars/SUV's and motorcycles. All the photos will be TFS (trade for services). Everyone that participates will receive a CD with their photos to use how they wish to promote themselves or show to friends/family, etc. Anyone interested please contact me either here on my myspace or at my other e-mail: laven_photography@yahoo.com So hit me up and let's have some fun doing so

My Little Cousin
she is in so much pain but she no longer feels it a coma she was put into to keep the tears from sliding down her sweet little face her family is torn they are falling apart they have only God's love left so many people pray for this little girl her big sister stands by the window not allowed to enter this germ free room she doesn't understand why she is not able to hug her sister she cries cause her sister is her best friend her tears bring even more grief to my already tear filled eyes there is nothing i can do but pray i want to hold my little cousin and let her know i am there but she wouldn't hear she wouldn't know for the child sleeps in a painless world of darkness silent slumber little one peaceful dreams wrapping you in loving arms no sadness to consume your soul you no longer feel the pain that makes you cry out you are sleeping now so softly you sleep in a dreamless wonderland wrapped in caring arms of people that love you your angles are watc

Life
this pain I have you can not see this pain i have is deep in me what lies on the surface is all you see why do I let you in just to hurt me you say you love me but this I don't see I know you are you and I am me but together we could be sometimes we don't always see what we need but I love you and you love me you need to open to me and i will show you what I can be I'm sorry i'm depressed this you see all i ask is common courtesy you are truely worth it to me love me or leave me the choice is yours but forever in my heart you will be baby I love you and I hope you love me so just when you think you figure it out you have to start over. Nothing like life its kind of like my music"constently starting over" but anyway can somone tell me wny females have to be so heartless. I'm tired of being treated like a steping stone or door matt. Sometimes I feel like I'm just another drink or a way into the club or bar or whatever.Well that gets old after a while. Why can't someone

Thoughts On Life
i dont know what else to do. i dont know where else to go. im destroying everything in my life. i was diagnosed with bipolar and borderline when i was a teenager. im 27 now. when i turned 18, i made the decision to stop taking my meds. i didnt want to be tied to them anymore. i wanted, when people meet me, for them to actually meet ME and not my pills. ive learned to track my moods and tell whats going to be a trigger and adjust my behavior.this time is different. its never been this bad. im scared that im not going to be able to pull my self out of this one. ive ended a 9 year marriage with my pregnant wife. i have a shitty job that im trying soooo hard to fight the urge to quit. i called out of work last night to stay home and get drunk.

As I Whisper, You Were Meant To Be Free...
The more you have loved and have allowed yourself to suffer because of your love, the more you will be able to let your heart grow wider and deeper. – Henri Nouwen I don’t have much to say anymore. I feel a lot, but have lost my ability to express those feelings through words be it written or spoken. I am not the girl that i used to be, however i am growing, falling, changing and learning. I hope that the girl waiting on the other side is more beautiful, confident & loving than the one i know today. I’m learning that my love is a bit overwhelming at times. My love twists and turns and morphs the ideas in my head

Bury Me Deep In Your Heart
Bury me deep inside your heartWithin the abyss of your loveSo when this world falls apartI'm who you'll be thinking of.For when the outer walls crumble,From the times she left you thereAnd your mind feels in a jumbleYou'll see it's me who cares.For with each rock falling downLike a chisel, it'll find a way throughAnd when you reach oncoming groundI'll be there to keep carrying youI want to be all that remainsThe core of your soul, every part.But in order to bear the painYou must bury me deep in your heart.

Cheap Flights
Coming across cheap flight to Orlando is not as difficult as major media sources put it out to be. With the improvement in the country’s overall economic condition, the major airlines are reporting higher revenue and increased profits in their quarterly disclosures. To further fuel the demand for international aviation from all quarters, these flight operators are providing lucrative discounts and deals on air travel between continents.This has put the travelers in a very convenient position to fly back and forth between international destinations, especially the cities that are important from an economic perspective. The vacationers are also not left out as the airlines announce packaged or groups discounts for them, even during the peak holiday season. In this case, though, the major criterion of advance booking becomes operational.Last minute flight to Orlando does not necessarily have to cost a fortune. There are also just in time cancellations and carriers gladly offer these

Fear
We all fear something it could be something small or something big. We choose to try and not let it hold us back from things, some of us try to pretend it doesn't exsist. The real problem is what do about it when we come face to face with? I mean we could try to beat it, but sometimes we just can't no matter how much we try. Me I accept it but I don't let it control me, I don't let it prevent from living. I live my fear everyday so I really don't have to worry about facing it in the future. So

Bro Sis Conflict
Ok im just getting back from overseas, my sis and her husband are living in my house becouse her son got expelled for the school year. I love that shes here been years since we were close. Now they are remodling my house yard garden lol and those are things ive been thinking about for 8months, its the stuff i love to do. Makes me feel like there stepin on my toes but i dont know if im just being a petty douchebag. There trying to thank me but its my house, could use some non family advice

Leveling Blogs
Activation Date: Saturday 25th of August 2012 @ 09:45:11 AM Expire Date: Sunday 26th of August 2012 @ 09:27:18 AM Start Points: 73,160,485 End Points: 93,169,095 Points Accumulated: 20,008,610 My most recent level requirement is to cherry-bomb one album. Since a bomb's good for a couple hours, why waste it? Anyone who needs to be bombed in order to level is encouraged to post a comment so I can bomb you more easily!

International Women Day
Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts Women are amazing. She can put a smile on her face, act like everything is fine. When in reality, the world is on her shoulder and her life is slipping through the cracks of her fingers She smiles through the pain because she knows even though she is breaking inside, he is still watching

Need 2b Rated By A Hottest Member?
the level up requirements to be rated by a top ten or a top 250 "hottest member" requires being rated by a "lifetime hottest member" on your level up page the description includes a link to a list.

Please Get This Across America
PLEASE GET THIS ACROSS AMERICA AND THE WORLD: STOP KILLING OUR CHILDREN Current mood: concerned PLEASE GET THIS ACROSS AMERICA AND THE WORLD: STOP KILLING OUR CHILDREN People (everyone) need to be aware of what is going on in our streets. Our children are dying everyday. A child , could be yours, could be mine will die today. I can promise you that it will be more than one or two of our us that will go to our own childs funeral on any given day. It is a shame that there isn't much about these kinds of problems being done and that there isn't more that we (the parents and community) can do about this. If the drugs aren't killing our children then gangs arand all the violence will. To all you parents out there: watch your children and keep them safe. Know where they are, who they are with, and what they are doing at all times. If us parents don't watch out for our children who will. I can tell you who will be. The person selling them the drugs, selling our own children g

Black Jokes
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares? Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? A: The cop! Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big? A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them. Q: What do you get if you search for babboon in dictionary? A: You get a picture of Robert Mugabe. Q: What is black, purple,and yellow? A: A black person goin to church. Q: How do they make roads in South Africa? A: They make the black people lay down and have every other one smile. Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player. Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet! Q: How do you break up the "Million Man March"? A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications. Q: Why did the black man wea

Bored
WEll hopefully today will be fun and eventfull....last night however was amazingly boring...i went to what i think was a spiritual AA meeting....there was lots of black people with lots of nothing to say...thanking god for THEIR accomplishments toward their fight with alcohol abuse...anyways it wasnt a lesson learned for me cause i dont have that problem...but i understood theirs...i guess it makes you think ya know...about how you should change your life when you hear about other peoples...but anyways...i got a few things to do today and i guess i should get on those things...starting with food...sooo thanks for reading and im gonna go get some Kiks :) peace Well its another monday almost half way done...i got a little bit accomplished today...lets see...dishes...trash....played some madden ...mmm not much else lol...listened to some music and thats about it....i got a new ccs magazine in today which was cool...some new stuff im gonna get hopefully...i also took some pictures today wh

You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds100%Chains/Handcuffs92%Bondage83%Biting75%Whips50%Blood42%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com You are sexy. You instantly attract. You find it extremely easy to seduce someone as all it takes is a look in their direction. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are

:'(
Ive been meaning to write this ive been realy busy and stressed.. For all you who wonder or care.. Me and my ex boyfriend brock up. We where engaged to be married 11/16/09 He brock up with me cuz he said I went to florida and fucked some guy.. I would never hurt a guy but he doesnt know that He said he regrets meeting and dating me.And he wished he could turn back time.So it wouldnt of happen. I wonder what I did for him to say that but w/e i guess I wont find out. But like I said w/e He asked for me back but that night went a fucked my soo called friend and I kicked her ass..Cuz it pissed me off.. So for the people who wonder what happen there you go I dont wanna go into detail.. But yeah there you go.. ttyl Love ya all Sabrina P.S IM SINGLE AGAN!!!! =D So I went to see my mom this weekend.. ITs was a BLAST I had so much fun.. Well I come home and My room is a mess!!!! It wasnt before i left tho becuz im a fucking neat freak.. MY bro was in here going thro my

Hmmmm
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Kimmi -- [noun]:An erotic popsicle 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Buddhafish Speaks
"My body reached a state of extreme emaciation. Because of eating so little my limbs became like the jointed stems of creepers or bamboo; my backside became like a buffalo's hoof; my backbone, bent or straight, was like corded beads; my jutting and broken rafters of an old house; the gleam of my eyes sunk deep in their sockets was like the gleam of water seen deep down at the bottom of a deep well." 1 This was the Prince Siddhartha at the age of thirty-five. For six years, he had practiced the 'severe austerities,' depriving himself of food and water as well as torturing himself in a seemingly endless search for enlightenment. Who was this Prince Siddhartha? Better known as Buddha, he was born on April 8, 2 in the year 566, 563 3, or 560 4 B.C. to King Suddhodana and Queen Maya (also known as Mahamaya or Mayadevi) of Sakya (or Sakhya or Shakya) in present day Nepal. Both of his parents came from the Gautama (or Gotama) clan of the royal warrior caste. Maya died one week after Si

Quick Vent
you think I'm untrusting? can't imagine why. perhaps the countless times I gave all and was just stabbed in return? "you'll get over it. there's plenty of fish in the sea." yeah well fuck you! show me one that's worth being loved by me.

Lily's Pad
I hate stupid people. I really do. Dumb a** “wannabe” hard n* that don’t know how to shut up and keep moving. I encountered such an idiot today. My husband and I were in the car today, sitting in traffic 4 cars before the intersection at a red light. The littlest princess was in the car with us. She said something, so I turned around to see what she wanted - which happened to be something to do with her car seat. Next thing I know, some black man has his head in my window saying “Was there a reason why you did that?” Ok, I am in MY CAR. And some random negro has his head at my window. Of course I was a little taken aback. I whipped my head around to see what was going on. Apparently the car lurched forward while this man and women were jaywalking across the street in front of our car. Since my husband was driving, they were talking to him. The girl was upset the car could have hit her. The guy was posturing for his girl and trying to be all hard. (I say gi

My Friend Name Judy
It been a crazy day today! I decided to relax and get away from the networking world. I though damn it just getting to me! I have met interestng people and I enjoy what I do it sometimes take your soul into a different level and you cannot stop it is like all you want to do is keeping advertising,promoting,even looking for romance - Do you believe this! How many people I have met and want to have computer sex-what the heck is that? This whole networking is getting out of hand. I sitting there saying computer sex...what is the difference of me alone with my five bestfriends....my right friend is call Judy! Well, Judy wears great rings, diamonds,rubies, and I love her style. The bracelets are absolutely beautiful! If you want to check out Judy jewelry please go to : http://www.storesrus.blogspot.com Please tell her that I send you. A fascinating experiment is carried out by the Institute of Family Therapy with it news Recruits.Before the Infividuals in the group have g

Subconscious Blog
Every day, I say hey, I am going to bed EARLY or at a decent time tonight. And always, I go to bed @ 3am!!! what the heck?? I don't really understand why! FEATURED ARTIST click image to view artist page BAND MEMBERS Ryan - Guitar James - Bass Brandon - Vocals Stephen - Drums Daniel - Guitar

Rantings
I see a much greater problem! Society's "NORM" does NOT exist! Never did! Normal = Average, Average = a calculation invented long ago. Normal is a calculation that no individual person is. Some may come close to it, but there is no one that is the actual normal/average of anything! Society fears what it does not understand, there for those that live to the extreme of life do not understand those that live the conformed life. Fear manifests into hate! Those that fear something they do not understand either try to understand it or hate it. Which are you? trustme2te...: remeber me hun ->trustme2te...: yeah trustme2te...: thought u said i coudl see the hidden pics now? ->trustme2te...: i re-blocked them for most people... too many weird requests and disrespect trustme2te...: i never got to see them ->trustme2te...: sorry trustme2te...: thanks whatever trustme2te...: i just love people that say one thing and do another ->trustme2te...: don't catagorize me, if people weren

Birthday Wishes
this is just to wish all my family and friends that have birthdays, June 10 a very happy birthday, as my birthday list havent worked on here in several days. i am still thinking of you and also would like to thank all my family and friends on fubar for making my birthday special today with all the gifts and wishes they have sent my way...luv ya MyHotComments Thank You Fubar Friends for all the Very Special Birthday Wishes You Have Sent My Way today....LUV U ALL....GoThic PleaSures

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Hey I am in a comment bombing contest and can use your help plz go and comment alot thank you very much Gothica Tortured soul of the night Earn 200 11s from me and Purple (owner) Purple Panter's Den see my blog for details (repost of original by 'Gothica Tortured soul of the night' on '2008-09-19 07:32:35') CWP Family... We all help one another when we are close to leveling, so why not have leveling bulletins? Well here it goes. These fellow CWP family members need our help! xtc's_woman~Only 116 to Psycho!~xtc's_woman@ fubar Ghost of a Shell~Only 2,197 to Wasted Fu!~Ghost of a Shell

Hydaway
WE ARE LOOKING FOR PROMOTERS, GREETERS, AND BARTENDERS TO JOIN OUR CRAZY FAMILY... IS THAT YOU? IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE BY CLICKING ON THE PICTURE BELOW. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU! βяїαи~Мαиαĝĕя@ĦұdAwAy~@ fubar OMG It's Brian a.k.a. DJ Pulse a.k.a. Bri a.k.a. PV2's Birthday This January 19th!!! He's Turning 21 In Iraq And We Are Inviting You To The Biggest Baddest Event Ever Only At Hydaway Radio! We Would ALL Love To See You Celebrate His Big Day With Us! Here Is The Info: WHO: Everyone On Fubar WHERE: Hydaway Radio When: January 18-19th Click On The Picture Below To Come Celebrate His Birthday!!! ALSO....STOP BY HIS PAGES AND WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BY ADDING, FANNING, RATING, BLING, HAPPY HOUR TIL HE IS BLUSHING!!! YES HE DOES BLUSH!!! ♣ՅяℑΩ₦♣Head Promoter@Hydaway Radio♣@ fubar ALSO...Don't

Fun
this is cool an safe way to be your self. wish it was tis safe an fun out in te real word! plz fill free to leave me a comment or say hi! this is a cool site an new to this but it looks fun an has my attention. which tats hard to do! i had a sweet lady to invite to tis sit an i owe her! thank you NELLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire Related
When I'm called to duty, God, wherever flames may rage. Give me strength to save a life whatever be its age. Help me to embrace a little child before it is too late Or save an older person from the horror of that fate. Enable me to be alert to hear the weakest shout And quickly and efficiently to put the fire out. I want to fill my calling and to give the best in me. To guard my every neighbor and protect their property. And if according to Your will I have to lose my life, Please bless with Your protecting hand my children and my wife. I wish you could comprehend a wife's horror at 3 in the morning as I check her husband of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring him back, knowing intuitively that it's too late, but wanting his wife and family to know everything possible was done to save his life. I wish you could read my mind as I respond to a call. "Whats wrong with the patient? It is minor or life threatening?

Answer To My Problems
I think I have discovered a solution to keep cubecampers away from my desk! This is a genious idea. It will illiminate those times when I go silent on Fu and those moments when I miss the good blogs of mumms! It might not get babes in my shoutbox {cue the sound of crickets here}, but it might cut down on my lumens exposure from the lights. What do you think????

Hey! Pay Attention!
Hello everyone! For those of you who have been concerned about Steve I have the news. Steve has had a bad stroke. He's home now and doing better according to his mom. He just can't speak very well or get on the computer. I talked to him a little on the phone and he misses everyone and will be back as soon as he can! So let's all keep our precious Steve in our thoughts and prayers.We miss and love you Steve!!! (h) Hey everyone! I'm asking a huge favor of all my great friends! I have this awesome friend named Mike and he's decided to enter Michigan Idol. It's our tiny little version of American Idol where the winner has a chance to travel to the real American Idol if they win! Well my little favor is I'd appreciate it if you could go to this link and simply give him a thumbs up! Thats it! No voting down for the other videos (please) or anything! Just a simple vote for him! Daily would be appreciated but even ONE would help him! I really think he could do well given the chance! Mik

Liar, Liar Pants On Fire
If Barack Obama has an immediate eligibility problem, it is more likely to derive from the Social Security Number he has been using for the last 35 years than from his birth certificate.Ohio private investigator Susan Daniels has seen to that. On Monday, July 2, she filed suit in Geauga County (Ohio) Common Pleas Court demanding that Jon Husted, Ohio secretary of state, remove Obama’s name from the ballot until Obama can prove the validity of his Social Security Number. Daniels, who has vetted thousands of Social Security Numbers for numerous other clients, has done her homework. In her filing, she thoroughly documents her contention “that Barack Obama has repeatedly, consistently, and with intent misrepresented himself by using a fraudulently obtained Social Security Number.”To acquire appropriate standing in court, Daniels has gone to the trouble of establishing herself as a valid write-in candidate for president. Before she is through, this 70-something mother of s

Confused
You all think you're cool, stabing my heart- Bloosucking vulchers ripping my life apart- Thought you'd take a loser, feed on her pain- But you're gonna pay- I'm not running again. Revenge-how sweet is the word. Revenge-seems so absurd. But justice will find you She's just biding time So suffer and bleed, Pay for your crime. Victims are running- Frightened and blind- Lost in a world thats sadly unkind The vicious and cruel have fed on their souls- Left them shells- Empty and cold- Their eyes full of hate They've vowed to get even- To defy their fate. By Krista Moyer//December 2006 Why is it, that everytime something good happens to me, something bad happens. Like this for example. I made the Girls Volleyball team...Last night i hurt my ankel..again and might not be able to play in our first game on Monday agianst C.C.Carrothers. Why does shitt like this always happen to me. Or just when i think the guy i like really likes me..He gets mad at me for some reason. An

Dragonse
roses ARE red, nuts ARE brown, skirts ARE up, pants ARE down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, motor's runnin,lets begin. send to 10 people and see if u get it back that means someone wants to GET NAUGHTY WITH YOU. if i don't get this back i guess ur not my friend. if u have a lot of luv 4 someone.....copy and send to ur whole friend list and in 5 mins ur true love will call or im you. da naughty train - if u get it ur cute...u get it twice ur a hottie...u get it 3 times ur sexy...4 times ur REAL HOTTIE.........xoxoxoxox

Friends.......................
This year, I have the honor and pleasure of participating in MDA's Colorado Springs Central Lock Up 2008- Old Chicago to help "Jerry's Kids®". To reach my goal I need your help! I'd like to include you or your company on my list of contributors who are helping me reach my goal. Your donation would help MDA continue the important fight against muscular dystrophy. Check out my web page by clicking on the link above. There you'll find all kinds of information about MDA, and be able to make your tax-deductible donation on-line using your credit card. MDA serves people in our community with neuromuscular disease by providing clinics, support groups, assistance with the purchase and repair of wheelchairs, braces and communication devices, and summer camp for kids. MDA also funds research grants to help find treatments and cures for some 43 neuromuscular diseases that affect people of all ages, right here in our community. I sincerely hope that you'll take the opportunity to supp

Favorite Lyrics
I am the god of fuck, i am the god of fuck virgins sold in quantity, herded by heredity red-neck-burn-out-mid-west-mind, "who said date rape isn't kind?" porno-nation, evaluation what's this, "time for segregation" libido, libido fascination, too much oral defication white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy time for cake and sodomy (I am the god of fuck, i am the god of fuck) vcr's and vasoline, tv-fucked by plastic queens cash in hand and dick on screen, who said god was ever clean? bible-belt 'round anglo-waste, putting sinners in their place yeah, right, great if you're so good explain the shit stains on your face white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy time for cake and sodomy And its all Ive ever wanted to believe That peace could grow inside of you Inspite of me humanity I hope your out there somewhere All alone I hear the whole world calling Save us from ourselves All alone i hear the angels scream my

What's Up With This
A lot of words have been written about the summer of 1977 it was the year Elvis passed; the Bronx burned and it was the summer of Son of Sam. Those are bad memories that people tend to dwell on can't somebody think of something good that came out of the summer of 77 2007 marks the 10th anniversary of the passing Lady Diana; she was an ambassador to the world before during and after her marriage to Prince Charles.She was grace personified whether it was going through a hospital ward or dining at the White House no one can forget her smile when she greeted people or the way people just wanted to be near her. The British royals took a dislike to her attitude because she was the future of the empire and now she's gone but not forgotten in our hearts and minds she's very much alive and will be forever. Here it is the beginning of the end for Summer and some how I'm not going to miss it when it's over and done with. The reason I think that I hate summers lately is because when you're you

My Friend
÷±‡±Ðð¤K|ñg¤Ðåwg±‡±÷@ fubar Will you help this guy out hellraiser@ fubar Savage@ fubar Savage: Ive read quite a few of your responses - STFU? do you have any communication skills at all or r u 3

Horoscopes
Daily Horoscopes August 12, 2007 ARIES (March 21 - April 19): Friends are going to be a wonderful connection after hours, but you will also be socializing at work. This is not a day to attempt anything too serious or practical or routine. Charm the boss into letting you do less. You are looking great, attracting compliments for the care you take over your appearance, and generally putting your best foot forward in social company. Flamboyantly direct and shamelessly charming, you are on good form. You're even quite competitive when it comes to winning your heart's desire. Though your mood is swinging from hot to indifferent fairly quickly. ARIES Your horoscope for August 2007: This month, high energy and a positive spirit will prevail. You'll have great hope for the future, which will continue for several weeks. The Moon in your sign this week will add to your optimistic attitude and sense of joy. Mercury will join Saturn and Jupiter in Leo on August 4, boosting your c

Future
Well I am giving up on asking for suggestions on costumes from anyone in my friends/fans list. I have a pleathora (yes i used pleathora) of people in both the list. yet I am lucky if anyone even bothers viewing a post I made. So I am done wasting the time waiting for responses. Not a hate thing, i love having friends and fans, but why do i have any if they have no real intrest in me? One of lifes mysteries I guess. Well when I asked before Dragoncon if anyone thought i'd look good as a blonde I got one response "Thankyou Micki". Now that you can see me as a blonde what do you all think? Should I stick with one blonde character or push it for 2. Please someone anyone, input would be nice. Well I have decided to go to DragonCon for 4 days next year. I was wondering if any of my so devoted readers have any costume Ideas. One of the days I will definatly be cloud again. I'm going to upgrade the costume abit but I liked the attention. So if ya have any Ideas for the other 3 days let me know

Poem
My Beautiful Lady I don't know what to write I don't know what to say I wanna tell you that I love you But still can't find the way I wanna tell you� That you are the most beautiful girl I ever met And the only one I will never forget I wanna tell you That the beauty lives in your eyes For they are the nicest home, On the earth and in the skies I wanna tell you That I will give you my all My love, my care� My heart and soul Darling I can't imagine That you might be gone. I wonder� How my life would be If I lost the sun? So Please� Stay here by my side, I am so lost And you are my only guide. My beautiful lady, I just wanted to let you know� That "I love thee so

Auction!!!
For Sale!!! Well I'm in a auction! Goddess's auction this time! Here is my offer! Just click the pic to get there! even if you dont bid on me please rate the pic! And please show the hostesslots of love!!! She loves it!! ~GoddessWildCherry~ Owned by Johnny ~Member of the Spankers Club~@ fubar

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A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?" "This is Heaven, sir," the man answered. "Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked. "Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up." The

Video Shout To Fubar Peeps
Hey everyone added a updated video shout for this month...added new peeps in it....if i overlooked you let me know. Beto aka dj devious one I decided to make a video shout out some fubar peeps...Those who I might have left out hit me up in a private message and next time i do another video shout out I will be sure to include you. Plz rate and comment... Beto

Anniversary Happy Hour!
It is me! Sexy Skittle Pirate Jolly Roger! And, it is my 1 yr. Anniversary!! Come join the celebration! Happy Hour Tuesday, March 10th @ 10am fu-time! Be there to show him lots of love! Click this link! This blog brought to you by Sexy Skittle girl

Learning Process
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce.. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Dew. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me

Touch Me
"Touch me" I whisper in the candle-light as your hands reach out to me and caress my heated skin Fingers sliding, exploring the curves and shadows of my body "Kiss me" I whisper in the ear that I've been nibbling on Warm, wet lips press against mine as I savor your taste flooding my senses "Love me" I whisper as I lay back against satin-wrapped pillows piled on the bed Tongue traces swollen lips as you lie atop me Fingers fist in my hair as you enter Pleasure spirals up and out as you move, thrust within Sweat glistens across our skin Deaf to everything but our heartbeats in a wild crescendo as everything splinters and we come apart... "Touch me" I whisper in the candle light as we catch our breath and you pull me to your side Your touch has been more than the tantalizing slide of your fingers on my skin tonight

My Time On Fubar
how should i start this? well joined mostly to play game and show off my sexi body to the fubar members. less then five minutes joined i have drinks, girft, friends request even before i post my picture or anything about me. so i add more pictures and

Tattoo
im getting a new tattoo next week. ill post a pic of what im getting. im getting it on my lower back i can't wait although getting a tatto is extremely painful im already thinking of getting another oneon my lower back. a celtic tribal one. but i think i'll wait until i put on some weight before getting it done. im rather boney so it'll be better if i have some weight on me before getting it done i got my new tatoo on my left ankle today very painful but totally worth it...

Vote For Me
i entered a pretty eyes contest....please vote for me by rating my pic!! the link to the picture is below. [ LostCherry.com photo: 219599536 ] please vote for me............this is the prettiest face contest....vote by rating my pic.... [ LostCherry.com photo: 2471441741 ] i started late in this contest...please vote for me... [ LostCherry.com photo: 2471441741 ]

Spam Error And Solutions
Dear Friends and Family ~ Please be advised that we have a new SPAM rule in effect immediately. The new rule applies to mutli use comments, which are identical, being posted repeatedly. You may use your PICS that you have, in the greetings/comments, but, you MUST change your words every few comments, in order for it to post. You need to include several words in your greeting, and then change them up as you go along. If you only stamp with a pic, your HTML will also be read, and will eventually be stopped with the error message, so you will need to add the text. I hope that this helps you to understand, that the SPAM rule is here to keep our site safe. Merry Christmas to One and All, Sincerely, Anna aka Fyretygress CT BOUNCER

Latest Info!
ITS FRIDAY! WOO HOO! I have been here watching all this drama on CT today and we all know who the players are...its hard for me to envision that these people are actually full grown adults. Perhaps we should have a subdivision for those that have not matured past the kindergarden age and call it.... kindergardentap....cuz some of these peeps sure need to grow up! Thats my thought for the day....still at the library...wishing i had a pc but for now this is fine...Hope you all have a stupendous weekend... Love you much! Good afternoon ya'll. Its been awhile since i blogged anything to do with my life and situation here healthwise or otherwise. I been trying very hard to keep positive and move forward to a better place. The pc got repo'ed today and so i guess that means you will have to do without me a lil more than your used to and me without you. You dont know how completely lost i feel without it its like an extension of my arm and heart and mind that has been there

Much Ado About Nothing
I've never blogged on CherryTAP, although I've read numerous of yours... Something about me (for those who care to know) 1 out of 10 Curiousity factor 10 Humor 8 Friendship 10 Temper 3 Mom Factor 10 Superstition 0 Creativity 11 Introspection 8 Gossip 2 Religion 8 Politics 3 or 4 Organization 8? Perfectionism 8 Athletics 7 or 8? Joy 9 Independance 8 Music 10 Art 7 Risk Taker 7 Adventurer 7 Multi-Tasker 9 Caregiver 8 High Roller 4 Determined 10 Kindness 10 Anxiety 4 Diligence 9 Analyst 8 Ada

One Stupit Dog
Love is a funney thing u never knoe when u r in love or in heat ( yes in heay ) ( man is no diffent then the common dog . ) When we wonte somthing we take it. WE dont sniff others butts to find out if u r a perfect mate. No we wine an dine u. Some are forceful wile other are timeit an week. When we're hunger we hunt an forage We do what we can to find a mate. Like most anemials their is an Alpha and then the rest if we wonte a pice of the action then we have to fright for it. We might not know it but anemials have a better understanding at love an life then we do.We should pay attition an learn from them. Who knows what we will leqarn from them mabye the meaning of life. (Mabye it's LIFE if life deail with it the up's and downs cause life comes and goes what we do with it is our chose.) Me I have made my bead now it time to make your owen O.K. people I am 30years old and I have only had 2 girl friends. Now I am noe a 30 y/o virgen I played the game and punt the ball a frew time tha

Patriotism
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes for days or weeks without running water. ________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. _________________________

Moving...
I have moved yet AGAIN! This time back to Benson, NC....with some great friends and NEWLY SINGLE...and NOT LOOKING! Just wanted to pop in and thank everyone for the comments and I'm not sure when I'll be back on...schedule conflicts and all. Hope all is well and glad that FUBAR didn't change its name in my absence, LOL. Hey everyone, sorry I haven't been on. Thanks to everyone who has left comments and messages checking up on me, I appreciate it. We had a huge virus attack our computer. Those who know me well, know we have been fighting it for some time now, well it finally completely chewed down the hard drive. I have a new one in here now and am slowly starting to regain some of the things I have lost, luckily I have saved much of my information all over the web so all I have to do is navagate and find it all again. Unfortunately, I have lost my novel I was writting and both of my children's digital baby pics from the hospital after they were born...that hurts the

My Erotic Tales
Dream by LateNiteFantasy© I had a dream...... You were in it, you and only you. I watched you from my slumber, as you teased your way into my head. Taunting me with your body, haunting me with your mind. I stirred in sleep, turned, blinked my minds eye. You were still there! Provocative, alluring, endless in your pursuit for lust. Your eyes blazing with an inner fire, your spirit trying to break free from your relentless search......for love. I hear your voice enticing me deeper into dream, into fantasy and all things my mind can create. I never created you, you are your own being, an entity, a martyr for love and lust. A power radiates from you, in my dream. It flows like a river, closing in on me on all sides. I let it. I wait expectantly for the swell to tug at me. I wait, for the waters of your desire to drown me. I feel no fear, i feel only a longing. a yearn that needs satisfying, I know your the one. The one to satisfy my cravings, my needs and wishes. I f

Gifts
Here is a list of the gifts I haven't gotten that I want. I will update this as I get them. :D Also this is another new blog section to rate! SEASON & SPECIAL: Spider Web Candy Corn Scream Mask Skeleton Apple Pie Cape BIG PIMPIN GIFTS: Yacht Corvette Tropical Vacation Silver Motorcycle Million Dollar Mansion Trailer 64 Impala Big Screen TV Please hook me up VIC's and people... anything I can do in return for helping me out let me know!!! Remember I will update and edit this page as I get them. Thanks!!! ]V[assacre Here is an updated list of the gifts I haven't gotten that I want. I will update this as I get them. :D Hook me up and I'll see what I can do for you too :p Party Time: Beer Bong "Special" Cup of Joe Spicy Gifts: Blindfold Spanish Fly BIG PIMPIN GIFTS: Yacht Corvette Tropical Vacation Silver Motorcycle Million Dollar Mansion Trailer 64 Impala Big Screen TV

911
I have a question! How many believe that the Taliban are the ones who attacked us? Here are some answers to some questions you may have concerning my MUM! Aftermath: Unanswered questions from 9/11, shown April 21, 2003 at the Herbst Theatre, San Francisco, sponsored by www.deceptiondollar.com Much to the surprise of the event’s sponsors, the 928-seat Herbst Theatre in San Francisco was full, with standing room only, at the showing of the film Aftermath: Unanswered Questions from 9/11. This film is a documentary questioning the official version of the events of September 11, 2001 that has been promulgated by the Bush administration through its willing mouthpieces, the corporate media. It was produced by Guerilla News Network (GNN), a group founded by Steve Marshall and Josh Shore, who first collaborated at MTV to bring more relevant content to television. The documentary asks 11 questions that have gone unasked by not only the media, but also by Congress—questions that

Tickers And Blasts Information
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My Place To Speak
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: tiffany Date: Dec 11, 2007 1:26 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ~blake's girl~Date: Dec 10, 2007 8:45 PMThese were made for you to use as support to the mother!!December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNO LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND

My Homeland
OMG they have really messed up a two thousnad yaer old poem with this movie they shold have just went ahead and found and desroyed the original writings what a complet was of time and money if you are going to make a movie about a legdand at laest do it right and go by the damn story i can belive they done that grrrrr what the hell is it with saying what you really maen and being truthful why the hell cant people handle it when you tell them the truth why do they have to tear you to shreads? why is it that most Americans can even tell who the founding fathers of this country are and what has happend to the schools who are supposed to teach them where they came from if we keep forgetting the past and where we came from we will not have a future this country will fall flat on is face and we will be spaeking a diffrent tune

My Friends
I just wanted to wish you all a MERRY CHRISTMAS and happy holidays to you all , espeically my friends , I love you and care very much about you ,you have been so wonderful to me this past year and i need that so much!!!! I wish you all the best christmas ever and drink some of that Speical egg nog!!! but be safe!! I hope you all get to read this!!! hugs and kisses!!! Love yas Kat ok this is my first time doing a blog so I hope this works , I just wanted to say I am happy to be back on here after being away for a few months I thought my friends on here would had just forgot about me but I was glad to see you missed me!!! I missed you guys too , I am going to be off & on for the next few days cause i had to go to the emergency room last night , I have a kidney stone and kidney infection , which you know if you have ever had one , it is pure hell to go through but after 4 hours of waiting there I did get this wonderful shot for pain and some pain pills to take so I am on cloud 9 right no

Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put "trying to do the job alone" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be sufficient: I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of brick left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which, fortunately, was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the brick into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tight to insure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of bricks. You will note, in block number 11 of the accident reporting form,

[[eve]]blog's
Its a pleasure to have you stop by my page... with that said...I am a very outgoing person... I love to explore life and have a blast while doing it... I love to laugh... and make others laugh... I believe in the concept live everyday to the fullest... because you truely only live once... That's the way I live my life... to the fullest... to the very fullest... I have had my share of ups and downs but I've learned along the way... that life is life... and if you choose to sit around and worry... then it will overcome you... and I have not and will not let it overcome me... I love my life... and my family... I have long life friends whom I absolutely adore... and I choose to live happy... I have two gorgeous children that are god send... I couldnt have asked for better kiddos... I'm single. I am not looking or should I say "searching" for that special someone. I have decided to quit the search and let him find me. I give 100% in all relationships and always come out the loser, so if Mr

Just Another Fubar Whore..lol..
Just another fubar whore by sexy sweet and I lol.. just another day to walk through the fubar door oh my my here is another one in traing a fubar whore walkin in and saying you are cute.. better watch out or she will give you the boot wow walking in a lounge to look around to see and low and behold the fu whore is free dont matter if you are man or woman .. all she wants is her auto 11 dont matter what gender she wants the bling but all the pervs only want to give her ding a ling dont forget the tickers and happy hours or fans she got she will get fu perved and spread her fu legs allot tittie shots for all to see.. but the beaver shots they aint free the pervs get a free ticked to see to ride the whore train playboy, hustler gots nothing on fu they are cheap and its there gain.. its fu lovin she needs.. its that fu drama train she feeds the drama drama drama ohhhhh myyyyy she wants to be fu famous spread her legs and fly its mike the hottie she wants to see .. but he

Something From The Heart...
Welcome to my world, where I carry around dreams, a few diseases, & the determination to live life my way. Up until a few days ago, my attitude checked out ok, & I thought, Yay!, I am winning, but then someone or something comes along & knocks me back down again & I feel like I've accomplished nothing & that my life has not been what I thought. I feel like I'm a novelty that people want when it suits them, but they don't want me when I don't live up to their ideals of who I should be, & the novelty wears off. Then they go off to continue with their lifes without a second thought of what they did to me by coming into my life for such a short period, & how it has & will affect my well-being. The sudden ups & downs are harder on me than any of the medications they have me on so that I might live a longer & more fullfilled life, which is a bunch of crap, because no one sticks around a person who is sick all the time. And that's just the beginning...strange as it sounds, I do love my life.

Wisewoman Traditions
Who is Baba Yaga? She is the Goddess, she is the Witch, she is the Wise Woman, she is the Crone, she is aged artemis. Baba is Grandmother. In Tibet, fierce demons are Yagas. So she is the Grandmother Demon, Grandmother Dragon, the fearsome, the fierce. Baba Yaga is the subject of many Russian folk tales or fairy tales. She is very very old. How do we know? We are told her nose curves down and her chin curves up and they nearly meet. Since the cartilage in our noses, chins and ears continues to grow throughout our lives, only someone a hundred or more would have such a remarkable face. Her fingernails, it is said, are as thick and ridged as roof tiles. My, what a mineral-rich diet she must have! And they are stained brown. Any herbalists here who have noticed such a staining on their hands after a summer of harvesting? I have. Baba Yaga lives in a house that nearly defies description, yet any herbalist would feel right at home there, overlooking perhap

Answer Me This!
I am very curious and I jus wonder if I'm a freak since I lost my virginity at 14. So how many want to be honest and tell when they lost theirs? Oh and did you regret it or just glad to have it over with?

Kim's Life
well here i am again, dealing with the same old shit just different day.....lol well Cbelsey played her games last night. her team came in 5th. Which was ok, they could of came in a better rank if they were not so tired, there last game started at 10pm. thats kinda late for 5th graders playing volleyball. I am proud they did so good, Maybe next year will be better. I feel sry for her, she was so upset they lost the the last set. Shes been going through alot, her dad does not live with us, and she talked to him friday night and it was her birthday. She turned 11. He never told her happy birthday, she got off the phone and told me about it and she ran upstairs to cry. As usual i made it ok, i guess. I told her, that her dad has alot going on, and he remembers but it just slipped his mind. I am getting really tired of making up excuses for Benny (her dad). I called him up and gave him a piece of my mind. Told him to step up and be a dad and remmeber the little things in her life or s

Sluts!
My boyfriends ex sent him pictures of her nasty pussy when she's engaged to be married..PLEASE feel free to comment on her man's page on what a Whore she is...thanks to all my true friends.. http://www.myspace.com/supersurveyor3000 Here is his URL...She needs to stop thinking about my man and worry about her own man!!I personally think they have tooo much freakin' time on there hands and don't have anything better to do then to text message other people. If you don't want picture on the internet,,keep your pussy private!!!!

Countdown To Avn Awards
Ok for those who can't make the AVN Awards, is there anybody heading to the AEE's? Because we'll be there too. It's that time now for the countdown. If there is anybody else heading to Vegas next month let me know. Wow, just received my tickets to the AVN's and couldn't believe what I read with the memo. It says that if you have lower level seats, you will have access to the floor and tables. Well guess what, I'm going to visit some tables. I'm so excited....like when I lost my virginity....lol...minus the red wings!

My Thoughts
Cradled between your tender thighs I lift you to my mouth. The abundance of your wetness greets me and my mouth overflows with your warm essence. Your sweet taste is on my tongue and your fragrance delights my senses. No gentle lick this visit. No bashful cautious approach For I wish to consume you. Push against my hungry mouth As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals. Thrust against my generous tongue. Show me the power of your desire for my oral caress. My exploring tongue lifts the hood and finds your smooth firm pearl. You squeal in that unique way, signaling that I have found your special spot. I harden in response. My jaws protests what my open mouth provides but I am unrelenting in my gift, intent only on your fulfillment. I feel your body tense, and you are quiet now... Concentrating... bearing down. Soon now my love, ecstasy approaches. You push ha

Reality Compromised
You're a Zeta! Your sexual personality is determined by your sexual persona (Zeta), 4 sexual scales (Emotional/Physical, Look/Touch, Daring/Modest, Verbal/Non-verbal), and your libido score (10). As a Zeta, the high degree of confidence you feel around your sexuality matches your level of experience. Your sexual confidence and awareness are particularly high, but your sex appeal is somewhat lower. Discover Your Sexual Personality Brought to you by Tickle Dedicated to my friends who decided to grow up too fast. This was inspired by friends I've ran into recently and guess what... We may be the same age or perhaps you're a little younger, but always remember I'm forever young. I grew up, but I still out partying those rock stars. We had our fun, but always remember I'll continue partying for us. When you phone you sound so sad, I can tell the kind of day you've had. You tell of all the things you do, But I can tell you're feeling blue. Time, it heals our inner pai

Black Lace Panties
Anna had lost her husband almost 4 yrs ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back out into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet. Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another, and after dating for a couple of weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Wisconsin . Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit. Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties? "She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same. She stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit, but now he was wearing a black condom. She looked at him and asked: "What

The Love Application.... Please Read
.) How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.) Would you hold me? 3.) Would you let me take you places? 4.) Would you love me? 6.) Would you lie to me? 7.) If I was sick what would you do? 9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? 10.) Want to have a future with me? 11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? 15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.) If me and one of your friends argued, whos side would you be on? 17.) Would you give me your myspace password? 18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? 20.) How good do i look from 1-10? 21.) How do you feel about me? 22.) Have i ever made you smile? 23.) Want to spend the n

Sex Offender Awareness
custom magnet at SupportOurRibbons.com My wife Nightshade2526 made this for Awareness for all kids. Feel free to use this pic on ur profile For the Awareness of these sick'os My wife Nightshade2526 did this about awareness for all kids Plz repost, wear the pic on ur pro file thanx. custom magnet at SupportOurRibbons.com Thank you all that read and use this for Awareness.

Realation Ship
hey all well another thanksgiving went by again had turkey ham well just say had the hole nine yards as always had a good time everything like that but the one thing that was miss was that i had no girlfriend :( again never had brought one up there yet i was hoping to do it this year.but that had never happen. i know i know that i shouldn't be going about this stuff but i just needed to get it off of my mind. But anyways i hope you all have a good one and i will talk at you later on peace out and love in Popa well i didn't do nothing wrong all she said that i wasn't her type what the hell. i know we only went been going out for ruffly 3 weeks now and she finaly said over txt message that i was her type and then said that she wouldn't be a good girlfriend to me and so she broke up with me. well then i found out from my one friend that is her best friend that she did that a few times before. it would had been nice that she told me that before all this had happen. ARGH!!!!!!

Members & Rules, Plz Read
~Insane Asylum Rejects~ {I.A.R.} Fan Train is on the move. If you would like to jump aboard please follow a few simple rules. Rate, Fan & Add All the People on the train before you add yourself. When you send your friend request leave a lil note that you are w/I.A.R. If you do not rate & fan back those that rate, fan & add you, you will be removed from the train & blocked. After you have fanned, rated & added everyone, Click the banner below to add your link to the bulletin & Plz comment this blog as well so I can add you here & to the original bulletin. Note: This is NOT a bombsquad, just a fan train so anyone may join. Plz don't post bulletins asking I.A.R. to help bomb your contest. I will be ripping members default pictures to add to an album so if u would like me to use a different picture please say so when you contact me. HollieHottie{Founder of I.A.R.} .:Lµ¢¥:.{Co-Founder of I.A.R.} ~Insane Asylum Rejects Fan Train Family Page ~ ~ GodFathers/GodMothe

Just Words
ALONE by Edgar Allan Poe 1830 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From childhood's hour I have not been As others were; I have not seen As others saw; I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken My sorrow; I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I loved, I loved alone. Then–in my childhood, in the dawn Of a most stormy life–was drawn From every depth of good and ill The mystery which binds me still: From the torrent, or the fountain, From the red cliff of the mountain, From the sun that round me rolled In its autumn tint of gold, From the lightning in the sky As it passed me flying by, From the thunder and the storm, And the cloud that took the form (When the rest of Heaven was blue) Of a demon in my view. You are someone who tries thier best to look forward to a new day...and yet you find yourself being buried further into the darkness. whe

Birthday
Hey tomorrow is my Birthday, I was just in the shower thinking to myself and had a good thought. I have told my friends that always buy me gifts for my birthday to get me lottery tickets this year instead of presents. The reason being I won't buy the tickets myself because I think it's a waste of money. But if you never play you can never win. So the reason I asked them to do this is because a couple of months ago I had a dream that I won the lottery with a ticket that was given to me. So while I was in the shower I was thinking maybe I should ask all my online friends to do the same. So if you'd like to do this great, if not thats kool too. If I win over a 1000.00 I will split it with the person that buys the ticket. Here's some numbers to play: 10,09,66,11,26,88,19,41 Any combination of those numbers. You can send the ticket to: Derek O. c/o OguardiansHaven 3341 sw 27th St. Okla.City,OK 73108-5212 Be sure to write down the numbers you play and check to se

Going For The Vip
Hello to all.... I am going for the VIP and really need help getting the 10,000 comments. I have just under a 2000 now. I need as many that can to help me do this.... I am out of comments today.... Here is the link to the pic that I need the commenting help on. Much luv to all my friends.... Here is the link to Stephanie's page where the contest is being hosted in the Giveaway folder. Stephanie Lynn@ fubar Hello all I know I have been asking for alot of help lately, and other than just a couple of people that have been helping me... I need more help.. I have used all of my photo comments already today and have a little over 9200 comments.... that is really getting close, but still not there to the 10000. Here is the link that needs the comments.... Hello to all.... I am going for the VIP and still really help getting the 10,000 comments. I have just under a 1100 now. I need as many that can to help me do this.... I am out of commen

Pregnancy
Well Baron arrived 3 weeks early - impatient just like his parents. At least he didn't have his daddy's sense of timing - soon is like 3 hrs for him. So no longer pregnant but a mommy again and apparently going to be a grandmother by the end of the year. My 16-yr old daughter told me while I was in the hospital. Nice huh? I haven't told my parents yet - hell I haven't told them a bunch of stuff lately only because I know I will catch hell if not from them then from my wonderfully perfect brother. But that's a different matter. I posted pictures of Baron in my folder for anyone to see. Right now I am catching up on messages and things and missing the fact I don't have to work - definitely not a stay at home mom. Hopefully I can get out to the store tomorrow and out of the house. Going stir crazy and it's only a week - LOL I went to the doctor today - 24 weeks and all is good. The baby has as strong heartbeat and definitely a mover according to the doctor. They did a recheck

Comment Contest
My friend Jennifer is a comment bombing contest that runs through until Tuesday 29th. Any and all help will be appreciated. She will help you out if you ever need it. And so will I. Bomb her good please. Comment bomb my baby!!!!! [ fubar.com photo: 3111037421 ] [ fubar.com photo: 2972796830 ] I need help!!!! Thanks My friends are the best!

A Star
a twinkle here a twinkle there sitting under the clear nightsky i wondered i wondered if i can float up and gently touch them and be next to them one by one slowly shining its way into the dark night skies coming out of the darkness and lighting up the heavenly skies with its little twinkle i couldnt help draw a parallel how each one of us are stars ourselves in this vast ocean of life unknown and unseen we hide behind the hazy clouds of life constantly trying to sparkle and shine outshined by the powerful sun and fading away in the huge glare we end up as a mere dot on a canvas across the huge expanse of the night sky each star try to outshine the others each star trying to twinkle its way to glory a glory that lasts only for a second find the star inside you twinkle in the night sky dont worry about lighting up the entire world dont worry about twinkling your way to glory maybe you are cannot be the powerful sun but you are a star a star

What Is A "phatty Girl/lover?
imikimi - Customize Your World P.h.a.t.t.y's Most Tempting members of the Week!!! Every week there will be two featured members. These members will be chosen at random, and should be shown love all week. Go and rate there profile, pics, stash, etc.. Remember lets show them some Phatty Love!! VODKAGURL (slave to: Harleyrider70, Southern Outlaw, Mr.7 million)-t&l lvler,spanker@ fubar ~djsexytiger _td ~owner of the fantasy ~69 ~ Emmit Meeks Fubar husband@ fubar

Thought For The Day
Calm your thoughts and be peaceful. Know that all is well, all the time. This moment is already the best it can be, and is everything it can be. Accept it and move forward. Do not fear the worst, for your thoughts of fear give great power to whatever it is you fear. Instead, sincerely expect the best and you create the best. Know that the positive possibilities are always present, and your eyes will be opened to them. Everything that is, can be put to good use in moving toward your highest vision for life. As life unfolds in each moment, new opportunities are being born. No matter what has already happened, choose to create the very best you can imagine. This is the day that you have to work with. Live with peaceful purpose, and use it to create a magnificent world. -- Ralph Marston Hey everyone!

A Day In The Life Of Jessa
ok so my oldest was promised to be taken outside by someone today n yet another promise was broken so now imma have to do it so she isnt heartbroken i promised the other half i wouldnt bug about him being on world of warcraft but its starting again the ignorment of his kids over the fuckin game ok thats enough rant for today Yes I know, I look very European. Thats because I am part Irish and Italian. I love red lip stick and I love my piercings. I am a emotionally crippled narcissist. And I find that I can only be happy if I am miserable. I LOVE Karaoke I am not a shy person. Sometimes I dont talk as much as everyone else, but do not get that confused with being shy. Sometimes I just dont feel like talking. And dont get that confused with what all the rest of the 'outgoing' population say. They claim to be outgoing, but they wont speak their mind regardless of whether or not its hurtful or insulting. Usually those girls just giggle and agree with what the alpha dog,

Funny Stuff On Here
You know what I cant seem to fuckin figure out??Has anyone seen,usually its women,people's pages where they want you to go through so much bullshit just to simply get them to accept your friend request?What the fuck is that about??I mean,gimme afuckin break!!You gotta be kidding me??!What makes 'em even think they're worth doin all that shit for,just to be friends?It's almost

Changes
Ok so today I was given a 100$ to spend, there were two rules to spending this money... 1. I had to spend all 100$ on me and 2. I was not allowed to pay bills with it either. So needless to say I was at a total loss as to what to do with the money. Anyone who knows me knows i have a much easier time spending money on other people. I sat for HOURS trying to think of what to spend it on, I asked a few friends and even my mom. After a while i just gave up and found other things to do. Later tonight my mom and i went to the grocery store, and i totally made the mistake of going hunger...lol. BUT i ended up spending almost 100$ on groceries... and not just junk and horribly fatty stuff like i would normally do in such circumstances. I actually bought HEALTHY food. I was so proud of myself, and it got me to thinking. That if i can take the extra effort and try to do this EVERY month or EVERY time i go to the store I can actually make myself feel better and look better. So i am goin

Story About A Lesbian Girl Who Was Denied Going To Prom Because She Wanted To Bring Her Gf
So,there was a story that just broke on the news. if you live anywhere in northwestern or maybe even any northern part of mississippi then you probably know the story im talking about. a school in Itwamba,Ms a few days ago known as Itwamba Agricultural Highschool denied a Senior her right to go to prom with her girlfriend stating that it was against the code of conduct. now,granted i've always known that this country was kind of intolerant but i had no idea it was that bad until i heard this story on the news. what kind of world do we live in where a girl can't simply take her girlfriend to prom and they lay down such a rule in their code of conduct such as this? if that is the case then why are there not rules in the code of conduct about taking your cousin or uncle or brother or sister to prom? & no one can say its because its less likely they have relations because i've heard quite a bit about cousins & even brothers and sisters having relations. but they dont stop them. they even w

Love
Family love, the love of a mother for her son, a father for his daughter, of parents for their children, is for the child, the very first instance of experiencing feelings of love from another human being. It encompasses nurturing & care which is generally but not always typical of the love that can be found within ones family. Older siblings will often care for the younger ones & children in there adult years will then reverse the care and nurture their parents in old age.

Funny Clips Lmol
Get video codes at Bolt. Bottle of Merlot... A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This isfrom the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dol

Thoughts
Ok so I retract my previous blog about Steven which was on myspace. He is not an abusive man and I only post blogs when I'm pissed at something or him or bored so sorry to anyone i've misled or made them think less of him... he is a great man and has always been there for me and always will be. We are now broken up and decided to be friends and date other people which hurts a lot but I love him and my main concern is his happiness which I can't give him. So yeah, shit sucks right now but I'm not sad about it. I have accapted this and this is just how it is. True love is wanting that person to be happy, even if it tears you apart. So thats whats up. So I came home for thanksgiving last night like i had planned to. I'm just not really looking forward to seeing my grandma in such bad shape but at least she's still here. I finally decided what I want to do. i'm going to go back to school to be an x ray tech full time and get a full time job as well just to keep myself busy and out o

2 All Those Who Know Me
please let me know how toget those interesting cherrries so i can let all yall know what im doing so yall could know if i could chat to ya or not just to let yall know yer fun loven Cowboy is back ive ben gon long time due to a Walstib, but im back so huddle up n have sum fun when i fully jooin tha fun and yalls comments and fotos stay in touch as always yer buddy in Texas -- aka Texi :D Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Dialysis Or Transplant
well thank you to all that has prayed for me and im am home now and doing so much better!!!!! I start out patient dialysis starting wednesday i will be going monday-wednesday-fridays at 3:15 and have to sit there for 4hrs each time i am there i was just wanting to update and let all you know how and whats going on and why im not on much lately so hang in there with me and we can raise hell together for i have already started and being myself again but mush ordniary then ever thank you and god bless all of you have a good one and take care !!!!!!! hugs and kisses to all. xoxo I went to a class today on my pre-transplant kidney and I have also went to the dialysis classes. My problem im having is the decision to go on dialysis and then get a transplant or just remain on dialysis forever till I am comfortable enough to go thru the transplant procedure. To be honest im scared as hell about the transplant, if I do reject it then im back to where I started, or if its a success then i can get

Fyi
So my computer is running really slow and I don't know what the hell is wrong with it but I wanted to let everyone know before I log off that neither myself or Ryan (FubarFred) will probably be on for the rest of the evening. I'm going to defrag and run some anti-virus crap and all that fun stuff! If we get it running smoother you might see us on again this evening! Misty So whats a girl got to do to see some boobs?!?!? They don't even have to be your own....I just want to see some:) Leave me comments! Anything! LMAO! I'm waiting............ So I've been not feeling all that well the last couple of days and I'm sitting here trying to do this and feel like I'm trying to break a fever or something......I'm sweating like crazy and getting hot and cold.......I'll be on as much as I can but I think I'm going to go lay down for a little while and see if it helps....I wish I could be doing as much as normal on here right now but I really feel like ass! Sorry guys! I'll be on as much as I

~jokes~
Three women left separately after a very late night out drinking Guinness until the early hours. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who had been the most drunk. The first gal claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks". To which the second gal replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, I go in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!" They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the first gal says: "Ladies, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog." DON'T TALK TO THE PARROT !!!!! > DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT > > > > > > Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had

Jason Anderson 810 Whb
810 Sound Off: Jason Anderson Jason Anderson, Sports Radio 810 WHB Random thoughts around the sports world, and, of course, here in Kansas City I couldn’t help but think again about how ridiculous preseason polls are. They make for good talk on the radio and around the watering hole, but really, it isn’t until the BCS poll comes out that we kind of have an understanding of how good teams are. Take, for example, Virginia Tech number 17 in the Nation? Really? A team that has 30, yes 30, players dressing who have never played in a college game. And right on cue, the Hokie’s lost to East Carolina in the season opener. And the week before Frank Beamer announced the 2-platoon quarterback that got them second in the orange bowl will not fly this year. He announced Tyrod Tayler would Redshirt for Sean Glennon, a move I agreed with and still agree with. Then a blocked punt changed everything, Beamer Ball Backfired Baby--if it was in Blacksburg, we’d have a pretty good alliter

My Poems....
Did you feel that? It was me rubbing my fingers across ur cheeks I think of you my friend. And it's me combing my fingers through ur hair. That was the kiss on ur cheek I wanted to give u b4 i left ur site and wishing it was ur lips. I cross many miles as I think about the wonderful time with u. Hoping once again 2 enjoy a meal or hanging out. Seeing u laugh.Giving u a hug. I miss you.I feel pain as I left ur site. I am sad. Tears flow down my cheeks 4 u. Ur a great friend.I m heartlessbut my soul is empty but caring for a friend. I look to the sky. I ask y. I feel the grey sky sadly crying down on us as I travel down the road farther from you. I think of holding u. I think of the m&m's being tossed down my shirt. I think about your hand rubbing my breast. i think of the grin on ur face, and how cute you were analizing me trying to figure out my thoughts about you. How I analized you back. Wondering many times if I was disappointing to you as a friend and person? I called you not sure

Seductive Pleasures
1) Any and ALL problems you may have will be presented to the DJ managers first. If it is not handled to your satisfaction, go to upper management. All issues should not be handled in the lounge under any circumstance. We keep ALL DRAMA out of the lounge. 2) No dissing or disrespecting ANYONE in the lounge, PERIOD. This includes criticism of the DJ's music. If you are having an issues with someone, get with your Manager to get help with the situation, We will not tolerate any misconduct in the Lounge. You will be silenced or kicked....staff or not. 3) Only MANAGERS will have the Kick Codes for the encoders, you must find a manager to kick the encoder, this is for security purposes. 4) You must be present and visible in the lounge during the entire time you are on air. I would ask that you ONLY be in our lounge and no other additional lounges when you are on air. When you are not on air, you can hang out in any lounge that you choose, this only applies to when

Poem Bye Me
saw him standing there looking so fine started wondering why he still aint mine i catch him contsatly watching me i give him a little something to see memory fadeing with each drink and shot he tells me he misses me how i look hot for the life of me i just cant recall why i dumped him and put up the wall can hear in my head sanity trying to be heard theres a reson girl you gave this boy the bird damb girl are you you realy that dumb rember you dumbass this guys a bum sober up and payattion you stupid girl this guys a loser not a lost pearl exes are exes for a damn good reson you tappin that amounts to treson sanity fades with each drink i swallow as i leave of caurse hell follow bring him home its quickly over humdrum sex hmmm mabey him being a minute man was why hes ex rouse him of caurse for another round holy shit whats that horrid sound? with weezy grunts and off key squeels this guy realy shows a girl how he feels and once again its over way to quick

Why is it that I can meet great women who I'd love to go out with, but when the opportunity comes along, I can't "pull the trigger" so to speak? I fumble with my words, start sweating, or just completely freeze up. What's wrong with my me and my ability to talk to women? This has become an increasing problem for me over the last few months, and I don't know why. Anyone got any idea's that might help me with this problem? Why does shit like this always happen to me. I meet someone I know I can start seeing, we agree to continue seeing eachother, we make plans for me to drive up to Bellngham to see her, and she tells me we can "hangout" but that while I was home in the Everett area the last two weeks, she got back together with her ex and can't see me anymore. Now, I'm in no way saying I wanted to get into a relationship right away with her, but it would have been nice to have gotten to know her and see her a little more before this happened. This happened last month too. Met this girl a

Just Stuff
You Are a Realist You don't see the glass as half empty or half full. You see what's exactly in the glass. You never try to make a bad situation seem better than it is... But you also never sabotage any good things you have going on. You are brutally honest in your assessments of situations - and this always seems to help you cope. Are You An Optimist or Pessimist? Dissillusioned Heart Break Can Haunt Thy Saddened Heart's Own Loss. A very slow dripping dropp o' salted rain fro' thy eye's own heart... Shed the tear of broken love drifting two lovers lost apart. How did'st thy heart fade fro' thee? ... How made i mistakes of loveless flight fro' me? Where did'st thou feelings escape fro' mine tightened grasp? ... Crymental statements seem saddend not ment to last. Shattered broken heart fallen off edged... Moral shrunken as stolen and emptied as dredged. Lost horizons of the hearts lost.... Can to sudden stopped to lowest saddened delayed of

Biker's Alphabet
I came home from work one bright, sunny day, And looked out the window, saw the rugrats at play. I glanced at the table, upon which a book, Lay open. I grabbed it and gave it a look. The bright colored pictures, my son had, you could tell, Looked at it, and wondered, in his way, what the hell, Are all these strange symbols and letters about? This is not like the magazines my old man leaves out. I looked at it closely and it went down the list. "A is for apples", the other letters like this. I started to thinking about the best chuckle yet. It's time to write down The Biker's Alphabet. A is for Assholes, you dodge on the street. B is for Bitches, they're looking so sweet. C is for Chrome, the Biker's sunshine of life. D is for Dancers, your M/C bro's wife. E is for Evo, the new special breed. F is for Fatboy, built low for great speed. G is for Glide, Wide, Electra and Dyna. H is for Harley, that hot steel vagina. I is for Iso, the pegs for your scoot. J is fo

Possibly The Kewlest Email Ever! Lol
Just wanted to share w/my Fubar friends what has got to be, hands down, the kewlest email I've recieved this year! Below I've pasted the contents. Seriously, how many times in ur life does the average person get this kind of question? LMAO. G, O'lo would like to know if u r available to jump out of a cake for his little brother's bachelor party? The date of the big event is Oct 6th. Thank you, Mari Morales Area 4 Administrative Assistant CR&BD

Sweeny Todd
I'm neve watching the Oscars again! Johnny was robbed of best actor. Such a damn shame! I just read my horoscope for today. It's so funny after seeing the movie for the 3rd time and going to my same ole local bar and seeing an old dear friend and his g/f. Taurus (4/20-5/20) The same old, same old suddenly feels a lot fresher today, and you will find yourself actually enjoying your daily routine! There is a lot of comfort in familiar tasks and familiar faces. New adventures can wait. You are in no hurry to get going on any new projects, and will enjoy just keep on keepin' on with what you are working on now. It's a peaceful, even-keeled day that might not be remarkable, but will be very pleasant. And tonight, you'll have a very refreshing night's sleep. So I guess I did the right thing. lol ok just saw Sweeney Todd again! Still most awesome movie EVER! get your asses out and see it!

My Book
We touch our children’s lives and personalities in ways we can never truly know and understand. From the manner in which we speak to them as infants, to the way we react to them when they fall down or act up. The tone of our voice around our kids drastically influences the type of person they will be when they get older; outgoing and boisterous or quiet and mild. They truly are like little sponges that soak up everything we say and do even when we don’t know they are watching and listening. And sometimes, the things we say and do will come back to bite us in our proverbial butts when we hear ourselves repeated (usually in very public places) by our children, in front of others. Be careful not to speak ill of others in earshot of your children, because surely as you do it will be brought back up- by your children- in front of the person you spoke ill of. Such as little Tommy telling Aunt Betty how big mommy thinks her butt is, or how the neighbor ‘just never shuts up’. No

Global Mumms
K PLEASE to ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY FANS I need your Help here. I entered a Contest I need Comments on Mrs bubbles Page!!!!!!!! Please go there and Leave me Love thank you all I will show the same for you Fubar should read mumms before they pass Judgement onn wha a mumm Is here, I wrote a Poem about two Months ago and Asked if I should Publish I and I got Deleted from Globals I complained wrote email Fubar support and Still nothing I got that They get turned on once a Month well that has come and Gone do you all think that they should read and Make a Judgement that way.. There are vicious People on here that Report Things that should not be reported. Shouldnt fubar recognize this

Gone But Not Forgotten
Lil cuz u was my fam my friend my everything i thought u was alright dat night when it went down but i thought wrong and now ur gone and now iam lost confused dont know what iam going to do next but while u gone all iam going to do is die slowly b/c iam not with u R.I.P LIL CUZ I stared past my preacher as he lectured me, tears poured down my face I knew what this was I needed no lecturing I only came to him for help all I needed was moral support I looked into his face I knew what he was saying, (the same as everyone else) though I heard no words I only cried harder I understand everything I don't need people to tell me what's wrong he seemed to be my last resort he was the only person I had left to turn to and he had failed now what?

Contest
""""PLEASE HELP ME OUT"""!! PLEASE TO ALL OF MY "FRIENDS AND FAMILYS AND FANS"...NEEDS SOME BOMBERS TO BOMB MY GIVEAWAY...IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND TO TAKE THE TIME TOO HELP ME OUT. I SURE WOULD APPRECIATE IT!!...."THANK YOU ALL YOU FUBAR FRIENDS,FAMILY AND FANS"!!!JUST CLICK ON PICTURE BELOW,IT WILL TAKE YOU THERE!! P.S. I promises also that I will return all favors... crazyrabbit69 =Owned by Sweet Sexy Latina - Confederate-Friendship Circle-Justice League- Club F.A.R' AND IF YOU CAN ,,,YOU CAN ALSO BRING SOME FRIENDS TOO...THANK SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME XOXOX CRAZYRABBIT69 AKA ROGER

Fubar Levels
FUBAR LEVELS AND POINTS: What are Points and how do I earn them? You earn points while you surf and interact on fubar. When you reach a certain level, you will unlock features and benefits such as increased photo storage, ability to rate and comment more photos, ability to create MuMMs and more. You can see your point total on your home page or profile page. Points also help your Ranking; the more points you have in comparison to everyone else on the site, the higher your ranking! babyjesus does not reveal how many points you receive for what action, but you receive points for nearly everything you do to interact on fubar. Points are awarded when you: * Rate a photo * Leave a photo comment * Upload a photo * Leave a comment * Change your trackz * Rate a member’s profile * Upload a mobile photo * Someone becomes your fan * Someone adds you as a friend * Take someone’s cherry comment * Configure your mobile phone

Articles
A British grandmother, who was sterilised twice 13-years-ago, has given birth to a 'miracle' baby boy. Grandma, 43, had the operation to stop her falling pregnant again after having her first three children. But three-months-ago she felt strange movements in her stomach and a test revealed she was six months pregnant. Now she is mother to health baby boy born last week, who is younger than her grandchildren. Grandma said : "At the end of July, I started feeling tired and then felt movements in my stomach. "I thought I could feel something - I thought it was wind at first but I was tired as well so I thought I better do a test. When she did a pregnancy test, she could not believe that she was six months pregnant. "I didn't really believe it until he came out," she said. She took fertility drug Clomid to speed up ovulation when she was 19 which helped her get pregnant with daughter, who is now 24 and a mother. Two years later, she conceived her first son Glen, who is now 19, and again w

I Cannot Love You Anymore
What have you done to me?A shadow of misery as emotions disappear.Once we drank of bliss,hand in hand and innocent,but your love perished.A sickening cloud of lies -emotions follow memory, follow pain,love forgotten.In a haze of hatred,I see you. I must go away, in this noxious world of yours I cannot smile.With my smothered lips and the poisoned kisses,

Love And Relationships....
Hey everyone... not sure who actually reads these, but here it goes... A week or so ago, someone complained my photos on here were inappropiate.. What about everyone else's... There are womens crouches and mens dicks posted all over here, and you do not have to be an adult to see them. My pictures were posted as such... ADULT. So who ever felt the need to do this..."FUCK YOU"... I am now moved to Pennsylvania. I'm hoping all works out here. And I do get to see Brian alot now.. And I don't have to drive over 300 miles to do so. To my "friends" , thanks for listening and being there when I was lonely and bored. I'm here everynow and then. Or if you are my real friends, you know how to get up with me if you need to. I have job interviews next week, i'm getting excited yet scared. Being alone is all new to me. And of course, being with a man that truly loves me is new...BUT WONDERFUL!! I hope I dont fuck this up... Well, thanks for listening. Peace out!!!! Holla Back! I went camping t

Redneck Church
1. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the finance committee > >> > refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none > >> > of the members knows how to play one. > >> > > >> > 2. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... people ask, when they > > learn > >> > that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, > >> > and > >> > what bait was used to catch 'em. > >> > > >> > 3. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... when the pastor says, > >> > "I'd > >> > like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two > > women > >> > stand up. > >> > > >> > 4. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... opening day of deer > >> > season > >> > is recognized as an official church holiday. > >> > > >> > 5. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... a member of the church > >> > requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't > > never > >> > been in a hole it couldn't get out of". >