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Why is it that I can meet great women who I'd love to go out with, but when the opportunity comes along, I can't "pull the trigger" so to speak? I fumble with my words, start sweating, or just completely freeze up. What's wrong with my me and my ability to talk to women? This has become an increasing problem for me over the last few months, and I don't know why. Anyone got any idea's that might help me with this problem?

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Why does shit like this always happen to me. I meet someone I know I can start seeing, we agree to continue seeing eachother, we make plans for me to drive up to Bellngham to see her, and she tells me we can "hangout" but that while I was home in the Everett area the last two weeks, she got back together with her ex and can't see me anymore. Now, I'm in no way saying I wanted to get into a relationship right away with her, but it would have been nice to have gotten to know her and see her a little more before this happened. This happened last month too. Met this girl and a week later, although it was planned before we met, she moves to Cali. The month before that, met this incredible person and started seeing her, then I go on a trip to Oregon for work, get back and on Valentines day, she gives me the old "we can still be friends" speach. Honestly, what the hell is wrong with me? Would women actually prefer me to lie to them about my intentions than be upfront about wanting to get to know them before deciding to get into a relationship together? I've done the whole "jump into it before know her thing" and yes, we lasted a couple years, but it wasn't the greatest time in my life cause I was usually alone the whole time. (Explain to me how that works, cause I don't know) It seems that the only times I've been happy is while I'm in the "just dating" stage of things. Anyone out there what to help me, hit me up here. Maybe if you're up for it, we can get to know eachother and at some point, meet up. Well, just venting. I'm out for now.

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