Redneck Rin RLE2 wound2tight's blog: "BULLSHIT BLOGS"

ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY, WOMEN SAY THEY FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE UNDRESSING IN FRONT OF MEN THAN THEY DO UNDRESSING IN FRONT OF OTHER WOMEN. THEY SAY THAT WOMEN ARE TOO JUDGEMENTAL, WHERE, OF COURSE, MEN ARE JUST GRATEFUL. SPOKEN BY: JAY LENO

MANY AMERICANS BELIEVE THAT CERTAIN COLOR M&M'S HAVE MAGICAL PROPERTIES. THE GREEN ONES ARE THOUGHT TO BE APHRODISIACS. A POUCH OF GREEN M&M'S FOR A BRIDE-TO-BE IS NOT UNCOMMON AT A LINGERIE SHOWER. THE ORANGE ONES HAVE BEEN SAID TO ENHANCE BREAST SIZE. THE BROWN ONES HAVE BEEN SAID TO HAVE AN ADVERSE AFFECT ON THE HEAVY METAL BAND VAN HALEN. IF VAN HALEN SAW A BROWN M&M AT ONE OF THEIR CONCERTS, THE GIG WAS OFF. THE AMERICAN PUBLIC HAD THE POWER TO BRING THE RED ONES BACK IN 1987 AFTER THEY HAD BEEN DROPPED DURING A RED DYE NO.2 SCARE 1976. AND BLUE ONES WERE VOTED TO REPLACE THE TAN ONES IN A NATIONWIDE ELECTION IN 1995.

OK, I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS FACELESS, GUTLESS PIG WHO HAS BEEN HARRASSING MY SIS PINK, YOU REALLY NEED TO JUST SHOW YOUR FACE AND QUIT ACTING LIKE A STUPID ASS. BUT JUST A WARNING IF YOU KEEP MESSING WITH HER AND ANY OF MY OTHER FRIENDS YOUR GONNA END UP HAVING TO DEAL WITH ME AS WELL AS A FEW OTHERS, AND TRUST ME WHEN I SAY YOU DON'T WANT THAT. WE WILL MAKE IT SO BAD FOR YOU THAT YOU'LL WANT TO LEAVE CHERRYTAP AND YOU'LL LEAVE CRYING LIKE A BITCH, WITH YOUR TAIL TUCKED BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. SO JUST REMEMBER ALL THIS THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO GO ACTING LIKE THE FACELESS, GUTLESS PIG YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE LATELY. SO ALL I CAN SAY IN CLOSING THIS BLOG ENTRY IS LEAVE PINK ALONE IF YOU WANT TO BOTHER SOMEONE WITH YOUR FACELESS, GUTLESS SELF BRING IT ON OVER TO MY PAGE, UNLESS YOUR A COWARD.