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Simple Together Was Singing
Trying again......last time some fat bird was singing :-o Just for the girl....
Do You Want All The New Bling?
Do you want all the new bling but don’t want to buy it for yourself? I will send you the bling. Just send me a bling pack for however many bling credits you want me to use on you. If you send me the 20 dollar bling pack I will bling you ALL 25 bling credits. If you send me the 50 dollar bling pack, I will send you back 65 credits worth of bling. Send the bling pack and send an email telling me what specific bling you want or if it doesn’t matter just say it doesn’t matter. You will get ALL your bling credits used back on you and you won’t have to look silly buying them for yourself. I will do this as long as you all want me to, or until it gets to be a pain in the butt LOL PeggySue*treehugger*FU MARRIED TO Stephanie Lynn-Owner FuBombers@ fubar
My Top 5 Picks Of The Most Beautiful Ladies.
Friends, Family, and everyone else: This has been been a 2 year search, and I have narrowed it to the final 5 ladies that I think are just the most beautiful out there. I would hope that you would agree and show them much love! I know any of these 5 ladies I would be proud to call mine! So here they are, and ladies thank you for putting a smile on my face daily! ~♥Sweetamyinny♥~ Greeter @ Club Legacy@ fubar ♥ Blue ♥@ fubar ~Redqueenbbw~@ fubar ~Simply Laura@ fubar Miss ♥ Ashley ♥FUMARRIED TO MATT AKA H♥Owner @ Southern Charm..C/O of the Techno@ fubar Ladies, thank you! Doc
And We Complain
You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. * You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes weeks without running water. * You complain of a 'headache' and call in sick. He gets shot at as other are hit,and keeps moving forward. * You talk trash about your buddies that aren't with you. He knows he may never see any of his ever again. * You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his forehead. * You get mad at the waiter for getting your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. * Your mad that your class got held 5 minutes over. He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months. * You roll your eyes when your baby cries. He gets a letter with pictures of his new baby, and wonders if they'll ever meet. *** If you dont forward this, you wont die, your mom wont die, nothing bad will happen to you, we will just see how conceited you really are. Just forward if you are supporting the troops!
These Mean The World To Me
Where You Reside I see you there Lying on your lawn I stare at this photograph I know that you're gone Here is another picture We are standing side by side Tears come to my eyes As I sit by the tide I look at the setting sun As I think about my past I cry at the thought That we couldn't last I look at our memories Through tear stained eyes I cry at your memory And of when my heart died So I gaze to the heavens Where you reside I say one last time Goodbye, my truest love, goodbye. The Bartman This was written by me many years ago when I lost my first love in 9th grade. Kristi died October 17, 1986. 4 months later, my best friend also died, which in turn gave this poem dual meanings. _________________________________________________ You Forgot to Say Goodbye There were times when you were down And I was there to guide There were times when I was pained And you were by my side But this I can't handle You forgot to say
High School Reunion
Well I am heading to Baton Rouge on Thursday, going to attend reunion for my High School on Saturday. Class of 87, 88, and 89 are being grouped together for a get together. it sounds like a lot of fun & I'm anxious to see my friends and catch up. I'll be on PC from time to time so you can reach me at my hotmail account if need be. If you don't have my email address, it's because I hate you and don't want to talk to you. Just kidding Message me if you don't have it and would like it!
All Friends Please Read!! Upcoming Auction!
I will be doing a St. Paddys Day Auction at the beginnin of next month. With the success of the Sweetheart one, I just can't NOT do it. I do however have a few issues.... I will get 1000's of photo views daily. But only a SMALL handful of people bidding have added me as a friend much less rated my profile. I feel this is unfair considering those on auction are making MILLIONS along with HH's, VIPS, Blings... You get the picture. So this next auction WILL be made Friends Only. And I will likely charge a small entry fee. (maybe 25k or something)And anyone who wants to bid will have to Friend me to be able to view the Auction. I guess my question is this... Is this TOO harsh? Should I just make it the same as the Sweetheart? I don't think people realize just HOW much work goes into hosting an Auction. I do ALL the graphics myself. I make the Bullys myself. And with over 30 people on this Auction, I feel a little let down. Am I just being too sensitive? Or do I have a valid
True Friends
Sometimes people come into our lives and we know right away that they were meant to be there…to serve some sort of purpose, teach us a lesson or help figure out who we are or who we want to become. WE never know who these people may be but, when we lock eyes with them, we know that very moment they will affect our lives in some profound way. And sometimes things happen to us at the time that may seem horrible, painful and unfair but, upon reflection, we realize that without overcoming those obstacles we would have never realized our potential, strength, will power or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, Injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of our soul. Without these small tests, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere. Safe and comfortable but dull and utterly pointless. The people we meet affect our lives. The successes and down
How Could He....
Sulphur convenient store clerk killed at work By Amanda Ward LAKE CHARLES, LA (KPLC) - Murder shocks the Sulphur community after a man allegedly kills a convenient store clerk for his car. James Richard, 21, is being held without bond and the Calcasieu Correctional Center. Sulphur Police Asst. Chief Glenn Berry said Richard entered the EZ Mart on Highway 90 and Cities Service Hwy and killed Benjamin Mevis, 26. "It's a totally senseless killing that happened here (Citgo), last night. Mr. Richard came in and the only thing we can notice that's missing is Mr. Mevis's car," said Asst. Chief Berry. Amanda: Is there any reason to believe that the suspect knew the victim? Asst. Chief Berry: No, I don't believe there's any reason to believe that. Amanda: So, basically all this for his car? Asst. Chief Berry: That's the way it appears. Just totally senseless. After realizing the only thing missing was Mevis's car, Sulphur Police put out a BOLO (be on the look ou
I Can Be Your Hero....
Would you dance if I asked you to dance? Would you run and never look back? Would you cry if you saw me crying? And would you save my soul, tonight? Would you tremble if I touched your lips? Would you laugh? Oh please tell me this. Now would you die for the one you love? Hold me in your arms, tonight. I can be your hero, baby. I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever. You can take my breath away. Would you swear that you'll always be mine? Or would you lie? would you run and hide? Am I in too deep? Have I lost my mind? I don't care... You're here tonight. I can be your hero, baby. I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever. You can take my breath away. Oh, I just want to hold you. I just want to hold you. Ooh yeah, am I in too deep? Have I lost my mind? Well I don't care... You're here tonight. I can be your hero, baby. I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by your forev
As Dreams Become Reality
Longing for the day we meet To touch your heart To feel it’s heat Passionate kisses of love’s song returned Goose pimpled flesh Of bodies that yearn Poetic Symmetry and Synchronistic desire Intensity burning Emotions on fire Trusting, Needing, Wanting ~You~ Relentless my minds thoughts of Opening, Relishing, Experiencing ~You~ Until the day That I finally see My dream become my reality
New Emoticons
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AM I THE ONLY GUY WHO HAS A CONSTANT SUPPLY OF CRUMBS IN THE FREAKIN KEYBOARD??? got a cheese eatin teenager who insists on eatin TOAST AND other edibles while online and im always havin ta turn keyboard over and smack the stuff out... (yeah, im bored!)
Friends List
I'm cleaning out my friends list...I'm asking my friends, those who actually know a little about me to answer the following questions. Those who answer at least one correctly get to stay on the HAVE FUN and see ya soon! 1. What is my favorite color? 2. How many kids do I have? 3. What is my Home State? 4. Where did I spend my Summer? 5. What is my favorite kind of music?
This Day Just Sucks! Vamp Morticia's Health And Crappy Day! 1/5/09
OK! This is going to be a rant type of blog. I went to the Dr. about the HORRIBLE pain I've been having in my back. I'm only 33 and feel like I'm 53 cuz of it and I can't sleep either! WELL...I thought it was my kidneys and something that could be taken care of. It's not. :( It goes back to 2002 and 2003 when I was in two car accidents. I rotated my hip and messed up my back and neck. Well, this past christmas I was going christmas shopping with my daughter and fell on ice. Which reinjured everything. I NOW HAVE CHRONIC BACK AND NECK PAIN. The pain is horrible. I'm now to take 800mg Ibruprofen for 3 times everyday and a muscle relaxer Flexeril and use heating pads on it. It sucks. Almost wish it was my kidneys. :( I go back on the 16th for a fasting blood test to make sure they didn't miss anything. THEN had to go to the grocery store after the Dr. that was a damn job for a family of 6! When I got home I had to carry in all the damn groceries and put them away.
~get Silly~
LOL how can dancing in 4 inch heels being over caffienated and the music turned up NOT be fun?? Here's what ive been up to today while you've been playing on here haha :P [Upload your own video] [Upload your own video] Cheerz :P
Ends 2.8.09 Noon Futime!! Bid To Win A Sexy Salute From Me
Extra! Extra!Read all About It!First time ever!!Hard2Handle is Auctioning off an NSFW Salute!! Undoubtedly this will cause some drama, let's keep it real and be adults!Any and all hate comments will result in deletion and blocking.Please do not bring the Drama to my page.Let's have some fun, this is a possible one time only event!! 1-No Minimum Bids! 2-All Bids Allowed! 3-Keep frivolous comments to a minimum please. 4-Auction ends Sunday 2-8-09 @ Noon FuTime. 5-When Auction ends, I will notify Lucky winner. At which point you will need to send Hard2Handle the winning sum of your bid. 6-Do NOT send anything until you have been verified the Winner. 7-Salute will NOT be made until transaction has been completed. 8-Clicking Pic above will take you to Auction. Your Hostess:MsCharlotte2U~ No Rate~No Add~@ fubar DON'T FORGET THE RATE THIS BLOG! THANKS SO MUCH!
Dischord With Heaven
I kept my voice low so that even God needed to bend his ear. My lament drifted up to him. "What more?" asked God in his ever so old manly gentle yet senile way. My response was to simply turn onto my back and slash his face with my sword. God recoiled quickly with shock, the befuddled look of amusement melting quickly. "Do you imagine that you wound me?", he chuckled in sarcasm, "you would have them worship many, not one?" Cast hard across the universe and crashing upon the ground, the air torn from my lungs, i will not pray. Who's to say they know God's voice?
What's In A Dream?
So the other night I had a dream that included a friend on fubar that I consider to be very near and dear to my heart. What I can remember about it was that him and I were on some type of game/reality tv show kind of like The Power of Truth. You know the whole liar detector test and finding out things you may or may not want to hear....especially from a loved one. The question basically was this...If you and your friend were faced with a compromising situation beyond control and you had to take your friend's life to save your own....Could you? Would you? I had to sit back and think about this for a moment. What makes his/her life more worthwhile than mine or vice versa? Would my death or theirs have a life changing impact on someone? Could I even bring myself to make such a horrible decision that could affect me and everyone else? Well it was enough to wake me and actually sadden me to think that it's possible in this day and age to be presented with a situation like this...b
Why Is It This Reminds Me Of Rev?
my big swinging raccoon nuts really draw in the secret admirers.
Please Read Family + Comment
To those of you that care?.I must take a leave of abcense from the Family.My Judgement is Flawed.My Bashing of others is so unlike me.With Silverado's Stepping down as a Co.With Shayla's resignation.With Susan's various Health concerns.With TLC's Worries of her son's brain condition.of the Kingdom of Rogue's.John (bigbugger) will be returning to work soon.So that Dominee is gone.Plus he has Stepped Down as well.TLC is Operations Manager of The Kingdom of Rogue's.Please Obey her well.Ty Since I purchased Buttrflymom a VIP without consulting my co's or lack of co's I should say.Trouble has been Brewing in the Kingdom.First as my Valentine,then as my Fu Wife.Much Trouble with the Heading I gave her,Mrs.Lord Wolf.Which she nolonger wears. An When I'm inform'd that I should not go to Play Darts at friends house during Wolf Family Rate Days.What this Depicts is I'm not Allowed to have real Life Friends,That Fubar is supposed to be #1.Fubar has been #1 with me a few times,But since they
Effing Day
I need to purge this outta my head so I can hopefully relax once I get the kids. This day was such a fucking emotional roller coaster I could hurl. Literally. Started out WAY too early, got the kids ready and off to day care, then came home to get myself ready. Coffe, shower, trying to put on panty hose I ripped a huge hole in the knee. Much swearing until I realize that I have some nude back seam stockings...sexiness, yay!. Finish getting ready and realize I'm leaving about 10 minutes later than I had hoped. No biggie. I can make up the time on the highway. Flashing lights thought otherwise. Very sweet officer, introduced himself. Asked me where I was going, where I was coming from, whether I had an appointment. When I very honestly said it was for a job, he handed my stuff back to me and told me to be careful. That started the first crying jag of the day. Went to the job thing (door to door life insurance, not likely, but positive enthusiastic people are good to hav
There Once Was A Man
There once was a man who built himself up To not feel Emotions And avoid all commotions Unattached except for vision never let anyone affect his decisions everything planned right down to precision never stood still to think of time all very questionable considering his prime (please read this while we redirect you, todays piece of work was brought to you by Daz Doorstep challenge,, we apologise for the break in service ) There once was a man who never let anyone in no matter how hard here one minute gone the next never staying still never settling running running till no one follows let me go he cries let me go he cries he doesnt need me he doesnt need you just needs the characters in his head maybe it was something we sad
You Believe This Shit??
I actually got bid on in an auction... That's funny as Hell. I still can't believe it! I think this poor delusional woman needs help. So I think everyone who visits this blog needs to help her. You need to go and rate her, show her that she is loved. Show her that she makes you smile. Makes you believe waking up isn't all that bad. And if you don't I'll be checking and after I lick your windows I'll wipe a different part of my anatamy on it. So go get her!! You know you want to!!!! PS, She's HAWT!!!!! JWH@ fubar
Shauny66 To Godmother Train
Shauny66 to Godmother Train The Rules: 1. Stop by Shauny's page, rate her DEFAULT folder of pics... Start with this one... While you are there... Rate all the tags in the Godmother Train tag folder. Please leave her a comment that you have gotten your tag... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Shauny to Godmother" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you need to visit each person's profile on this train and add each rider yourself, whether or not they are above or below you on the train... 3. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will get a thank you tag made for you if one is not already made for you... And add you to the guest list... 4. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the
Feb. 2009
*~beautifuL XO~* is in a RATE contest and needs your rates! Click the link below and give your rate! She's a sweet girl so if you need a favor in return (a picture rated or F/A) shout at her!
Why Italians Can't Be Paramedics
WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Salvatore grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Salvatore is dead. What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence... and then a shot is heard. Luigi's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
Into My Heart
Into my heart my love Come read the words apon For they are yours and yours alone Carefully and neatly drawn. Words that I could never express All the happiness and tenderness That sometimes gets lost I gess In the pains of everday life. Sometimes it seems in all the strife My words will get muddled in my mind, But in my heart they are set in stone And are yours and yours alone. Every I love you is another carved Every feeling from the very start Written apon this tired heart And are yours and yours alone.
My Secret Place
Come whisper to me in the night my love Tell me the secrets of your heart Come rest your head apon ny breast And lets travel to places afar The night in its silent wonder Will carry us apon its breeze To that wonderous place in our thoughts Full of silent reverie To share this wonderous place with you Is my hearts desire To know that you can see it too Fills my heart with fire The night is yours and mine,my love Full of desire and passion Floating on wings of hope and dreams Is the best thing I can imagine
I Can Relate To This Story. Please Read Completely
Ya'll know I do not forward or repost a lot. But this one hits home so hard because it reminds me of my Oldest Son so Much. Please read it all the way through, You do not have to forward it or repost it or anything else. I just ask that you at least read it through. So Very Sincerely; Nathaniel Two Choices What would you do? .... you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: 'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of thi
if ur fake i dont need you .if ur real i want u .halla at me ill return the fav!!
Forms Of Address
Theres a growing trend here for employees of services such as gas, electricity, water, telephone, etc to address their customers very casually by their first names. Some people find this acceptable but many do not. Mainly older people have found this particularly unacceptable and objectionable. The rationale is to appear "cool" and "trendy", rather than old school. My understanding is that it is more professional to stick to a title + surname basis. Having said that, I wouldn't be particularly offended by someone going to a first name basis so long as they provided a good service. As a professional, I tend to stick to the old school title + surname way of addressing people till I am invited to use their first name. I recently read an article all about this, which has prompted me to write this blog. What is everyone else's view?
Club Mystic Member List
Nate Arling Of The Last Vegas Interview
Interview with Nate Arling, drummer for The Last Vegas 1/23/09 It was a Cinderella story...with leather and guitars and Motley Crue for Chicago band, The Last Vegas, when they won the first annual Guitar Center On-Stage: Your Chance to Make Rock History contest. From 8,000 undiscovered bands, 30 were chosen to perform one song at the historic Guitar Center Hollywood on Sunset blvd for a panel of industry experts including the Eric Sherman (President of Fuse TV), Julie Pilat, (program director at Los Angeles’s 98.7), Chris Nilsson (10th Street Entertainment) and Frank Wordworth (General Manager, Eleven Seven Music). After 2 days of performances, 30 bands were narrowed to 6. The top 6 undiscovered bands in the country included The Dirty Pearls from NYC, The Heroine from San Antonio, TX, Lorene Drive from Victorville, CA, The Spittin’ Cobras from Seattle, WA, Waterstreet from Peoria, IL and The Last Vegas from Chicago, IL. Guitar Center’s On-Stage: Mötley Crüe
Another Random Poem
Beneath the waves ....Atlantis lies, Yearning to reach ....the starlit skies. Hidden beauty, ....hidden power locked within ....the wizard's tower. Power to part ....the deep blue seas. Power that brings me my knees. Atlantis rises ....into the night, Atlantis revealed, ....a wondrous sight.
Moronic People
69♣ΜأΩď₣®Ξ...: i loe women.i just dont love uptight pruds cunts like you 69♣ΜأΩď₣®Ξ...: women hating person?..i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee pusy ->69♣ΜأΩď₣®Ξ...: First, I can't understand because I am a woman and then I can't understand your text. I can read just fine. You are coming across as an arrogant woman hating person. 69♣ΜأΩď₣®Ξ...: you rated my son a 10 69♣ΜأΩď₣®Ξ...: i have not insulted you hve problems with understanding text i se. ->69♣ΜأΩď₣®Ξ...: Oh so insulting women is being blunt not rude? What world do you live in? 69♣ΜأΩď₣®Ξ...: everyone is an ass...look behind you.your an ass blunt.dont mistake that for rudness ->69♣ΜأΩď₣®Ξ...: You realize it is ha
For Witty
Angry Realtor...
I wrote this poem last September about some clients of mine. "When Clients Turn Ferral" was the working title. Raw emotion boils out of my sockets No longer can I remain calm as you gnaw the flesh off my fingers Like a locust who devours every last bit of kindness This is the price of doing your dirty work I brought you everything you asked for Yet you discard me a step from the finish line Red ribbon a vision before my eyes and a breath from my hand Expertise and showmanship won me the contract Yet those are the same reasons you now dismiss me How lovely for you I was just the medium through which to show the world how pitiful your situation is "O' poor soul am I!" you cry and weep, eyes rolling about, arms flailing wide Like a spooky horse you prance away from the dangerous truth Deflecting blame like a tarnished looking glass I am here to protect you in all your fragility Oaths and honor bind me to this costly duty Yet still, I wish to take a gavel to y
Last Call For True Frends
Everyone Please Read
i blocked my FuWife for personal reasons, however, that did not cancel the FuMarriage. so i am going to cancel this account and start over on a new one.
"i Love Our Love"
Why does most people have to fight and make so much drama. i dont want to fight i dont want to be a part of it. i just want friends on here nothing more nothing less. if i have ever done anything or said anything to affend anyone then im sorry if i have said something directly to u regaurding my feelings then i ment it and leave it at that.
The Cycles Of Love...
The Cycles of Dove GoddessThe universe moves in circlesthat spin without an end.All things seam to have a beginninga middle and then begin again.And with this new beginningall things become renewed.And this is where I find myselfwhen my heart thinks of you.We met as strangersyet soon we became friendsFriends grew to Loverswhile the eternal circle spinsWe have shared our hard timesour gladness, love and's cycle met an explosive end,and love turned to anger and tearsYet the Pain reminded our heartsthat we had began as Friends.As life's circles continue to spinThe love of a friend never ends.Mistakes of the past are the basefrom which we now learn and grow.What the future holds for usneither one of us truly know.But what our hearts do tell usis that we were to walk hand in handAnd rejoice in each step of the wayand as loving friends we can now stand.From this renewed beginningwe shall begin once again.Knowing that no matter what,We'll walk as loving friends until the
Nascar Train For The '09 Season. Updated 2-18-09
Babz Nascar Train....Wanna Join?? First you need to Add/Fan/Rate the hostess then leave her a comment saying your Joining Babz Nascar Train ~ßÂßz~ Å$$t. HëaÐ G®ëétè® @ TPG ~@ fubar Second you need to R/F/A everybody on the train and leave a comment telling them you are Joining Babz Nascar Train. Third you need to rate all pics in this Nascar Folder. Forth send me a private message to let me know you did all this and who your favorite driver is. I will make your tag and add you to the train Fifth pick up your tag here and then repost the bulletin that you are on! 1.Todd@ fubar 2.Being all I can be@ fubar 3.Wofant Sexatary@ TPG Lounge
Helluva Cool Tag Barb Made Me
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A Great Loss (heart Broken)
Life is short. How many times have we all heard that in our lives? We nod, yeah it is..some give it a lil thought and go on...some give it even greater thought and maybe call a loved one...some even take a step further and maybe do something they always wanted to..then we all step back into our daily lives and forget. Who of us really get the understanding that life is shorter than you think? None of us, because its impossible to believe you have such lil time and that time flys by so fast. A great man was lost today. One i hold dear to my heart and always will. Growing up around are some of my fondest memories. No one could argue with me like he could and he would tease me and drive me crazy and i lvoed every moment of it. He taught me alot about God. And the love of music. I can remember in church him standing there eyes closed ..hands clapping and feet tapping singing along and looking happyier than i have ever seen anyone be. those moments caught me and help fast to me threw the ye
Valentine's Day Message
Hi All! So with the upcoming joy that is Valentine's Day, I thought I'd stop by with a nice message for the holiday. No, this is not going to be a "I love you all so much" blog. Well, not exactly. It's been just over 6 months since I joined Fubar. When I first joined I remember being fairly overwhellmed by all the scrolling and flashing graphics here. But then I got to know some very nice people here, especially the ones who were willing to accept friend requests from some punk who didn't have a very impressive looking page set up. I guess what I'm going for is to simply give a gigantic THANK YOU to all my fubar friends. You all have made this an incredibly fun place to be, and you all have my gratitude for being for being so friendly! So in closing, here's a nice graphic for anybody who wanted an actual Valentine message. - Free Glitter Graphics Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
A Soft Touch Lightly
A soft touch lightly A soft touch lightly Caressing my neck like a whisper Each thought a scent Each scent a vivid memory Memory of we as two Together in perfect unity as one Embrace both passive yet violent How can both taste so right Taste your sweat falling on my brow My tongue searches for the salt The salt of two bodies in violent storm To awaken the sense of abandonment The sense of urgency presses forward My body on yours Yet feel the inclusiveness of your soul The beauty and breadth of that soul A mind numbing assault on the darkest recesses of my inner turmoil’s I feel your wetness rolling down my leg As I yearn to keep every drop of you in my being Your red lipstick smears gashes across my nipples And leaves trails of my forever worship across your body I am forever painted with your love, scarred yet satisfied poet
Fat Women
I MUST COMPLAIN AND BITCH ABOUT THIS!!!! in real life these women get no attention so they come on site like fubar and they take a million chest up pictures and pose in the same way, different color bras, shirts, etc.... smiling, pouting, kissing, bla bla never to show their bodies... because they have an ass the size of a house! not saying big women are not pretty, but i mean come on, one girl i saw today had 900 fucking hundred pictures of her face! like i said same face but different expressions and shirts, and they usually have their huge tits (face it most fat girls have huge tits) hanging out of their bra's im just sayin geezzzz hundreds of pictures of your fucking face! get a life! loose some weight! or something i do like face shots, but do something more original then 900 pictures of your face! please! ok im done
Oh, The Inhumanity!
(NSFW because there's too many whiners! Please feel free to comment, rant in return, whatever!) So, "I joined the band", so to speak. That's right, BANNED from the MUMMs for "an indeterminate amount of time". And as usual, I cannot get a straight answer as to how long or even WHY I was banned! I mean, sure I posted auto-play songs and pictures. And I may have went a little "overboard" in the MUMMs with the pictures, but to my defense, it WAS a self-described GORE thread and the MUMM creator informed me in a message that he found my shenanigans amusing. My question is this: This IS an 18+only site, correct? Therefore, why have ANY limits as to what can be posted in a "NSFW" entry? I understand the need for the designation, I'm no fool. I wouldn't want to stumble across something revolting or disturbing while in the office. But, on a so-called "adult" website in which areas are clearly marked NSFW, why limit the posters' responses at all? Personally, and without proof, th
Well as some of u know mom had a stroke saturday nite. She was in icu fer 3 days n finally got her in a room now.Shes more alret n talkin normal, but theres alot more wrong with her than i'll go into on here. shes sick woman, even though she looks n feels better. So if i anit here or cant reach me on the phone, you know where i'm at. Ty to all my friends fer thier calls n prayersuch appericated i'll let s going on as we go n when i can.
My favorite movies list are as follows and I'll tell you why they are a favorite. 1. Lord Of the Rings Triligy - the creativity and the time that went into those movies is just awesome and I watch it anytime and still love it. Best movies ever made. 2. Dawn of the Dead (2004) - A very flawless horror film that was very well played and directed. Everything was smooth and kept me on my toes. 3.Pirates of the Carribean movies - The best pirate movies of all time. Johny Depp played Jack Sparrow very well and carried the part to its fullest. Comedy mixed with 4. Saw movies - The creativity that went into the traps and the story line are A+ thus far. I am a huge fan of gore and I can't get enough of it. Hw they tie everything to gether is a master peice and plain genius. Congrats 5. Resident Evil movies - a great perspective that could almost be a prediction of our future. They way we humans play god all the time we will eventually do this to ourselves I think. Ver
So what the fuck is up with people online flirting and chatting it up just to get fubling or whatever? I mean seriously? Talk to me if you want to- or don't. But I'm not buying you shit or 'blinging' you because you have your boobies out....Those are free to look at, and generally on alot better looking women than the ones that want shit to see them. lol So I like to talk to REAL people. Not to get on your yahoo or pay pages, or to go to your 'free' with a credit card site to see you naked. If I'm cute and you want to show me your 'stuff', then I'm happy with that. If you're so special that your vagina is made of the purest diamonds or gold, then you shouldn't be talking to some blue collar guy like me anyways! So thanks for reading.... I am a real person, down to earth, funny, and have alot to offer to friends. But ranking you up is not on my list of things to do so keep moving...thanks!
It is said that science cannot offer solid proof of the existence of God. The facts have to be interpreted by each individual to allow them to draw their own conclusions. In most belief systems that include a creator of some description, there is a concept of accountability for all your actions. Atheists often vilify those who believe in God, hence my question. Is atheism usually a thought out and reasoned decision? Or is the concept of accounability to a Creator too unpalatable for some poeople, so their atheism is a form of denial?
Have Had A Bad Day!!!!
Its bad when you wake up and are put on the spot of demands. Its bad when you are told threw someone that you are going to have to work more hours. Without your boss calling you. Its bad when you son would rather live in a wreck of a bedroom than clean it. Just for once.. I'd love to wake up to silence, and no phone no mom no nothing but my thoughts and not the ones folks has been putting in my head. I'd love to go for a walk and know its because I want too, and not what others expect of me. Just once I want to live my life for me. So much stress so many pressures. One day I wont answer the phone One day I wont take no one home. One day when all is calm and I'm back to normal I'm going to stand and shout to the world I"m free to be me. One day
Swampfoxsports Happy Hour Train 2/12 @ 4pm Futime
Swampfoxsports Happy Hour Train The Rules: 1. Stop by Swampfoxsport's page, rate the Default folder of pics... He will have an Auto 11s running as well... Start with this one... While you are there... Rate all the tags in the Happy Hour Train Tag Folder. Please leave him a comment that you have gotten your tag... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Swampfoxsport's Happy Hour Train" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you need to visit each person's profile on this train and add each rider yourself, whether or not they are above or below you on the train... 3. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will get a thank you tag made for you if one is not already made for you... And add you to the guest list... 4. When new people join the party...
Feb 12,2009(heartless)
Love... its such a strong emotion...its an emotion i havent felt it months... in the right terms... ive been single for a few months... but my heart has yet to be given back to me... its been outside of my chest afraid to come back to me alone with out the person that it was given to a year ago.. the sad thing is that i do think about somebody.. i think about them often... i wonder if ill ever be able to let myself open up and jsut accept the new adventures that could lye before me... i think about the different opportunities that i could have... that i could take... but im just not sure if im ready to love again... i know not ever man is the same although alot can be alike... i let one opportunity pass me by because i couldnt commit.. and i feel this one could be goin down that hole to... yes im talking about somebody here on the fu..outside of the fu..the only realtionships i think about is the last... i have this really strong brick lets me filter the things t
I Can't Stop Playing This!
Lemonade Stands
For Our Freedom
I'm sure many of you know or have someone they care about overseas fighting for out freedom. Please take some time to show your support for when they return home. You can do so by checking out this website.
Good Trip
Well I am back in Raleigh after being gone for a week. Was not sure I would make it, as my co-pilot was the driver from hell, my little big sister Tammy. She's very proud of the fact that she's "wrecked every car she ever owned". She had me over the white line on my side everytime she drove, I got some real up close looks at other drivers. Had a blast in Louisiana at my 20 year reunion, catching up with people that I had not seen since High School days. But of course the best part is hanging out with those friends I most care about, who I see every time I go down. I have to say I am glad I don't live there anymore cause I know I would be 350 pounds, everywhere I go people want to feed me. I think I put on 10 pounds this week. I need to eat salad and drink water for a week just to let my body catch up. I posted some reunion pics in a folder if you want to check them out. But forgot the camera the next day when I grilled out with friends, would have love to got some pics then, espe
Important Information
Computer died during the storm last night. Will NOT turn on. It's either the power supply or the motherboard. So...will be gone until further notice. Will catch up with everyone later. Have a great weekend all!
A Feeling Of Extacy Fading
your arms your hands your voice your smell a feeling of extacy your arms no longer wraped around me your hands no longer caress me your voice no longer sooths me your smell no longer surrounds me my extacy fading into the mundane
You know you're getting old when... You sneeze and teeny bit of pee comes out. urinary incontinence n. inability to control the flow of urine. Niiice. -REL
Financial Planning
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
Neuroscience And Love
WASHINGTON – Like any young woman in love, Bianca Acevedo has exchanged valentine hearts with her fiance. But the New York neuroscientist knows better. The source of love is in the head, not the heart. She's one of the researchers in a relatively new field focused on explaining the biology of romantic love. And the unpoetic explanation is that love mostly can be understood through brain images, hormones and genetics. That seems to be the case for the newly in love, the long in love and the brokenhearted. "It has a biological basis. We know some of the key players," said Larry Young of the Yerkes National Primate Research Center at Emory University in Atlanta. There, he studies the brains of an unusual monogamous rodent to get a better clue about what goes on in the minds of people in love. In humans, there are four tiny areas of the brain that some researchers say form a circuit of love. Acevedo, who works at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine in New York, is part of a te
Basic Survey
Basics What's your favorite color? Purple What's your favorite animal? Elephant Who's your role model? Me Family How many siblings do you have? 0 How many people live in your house? 2 How many animals do you have 2 My doggy & puddy tat Where do you live(trailer, mansion, regular house )? House Freinds Who is your most valuable friend? a few Which friend do you look up to the most? How many best friends do/did you have? 4 How many friends have moved out of your city? idk None of my friends live here on fubar? Would you rather have... coke or sprite? neither lunch or dinner? cookies a sister or brother? neither Mcdonalds or Burger King? Firehouse Subs boyfriend or friend? friend hug or kiss? both pinch or poke? neither clown or doll? I am the clown!!
You can meet alot of people here on fubar(or the net for that matter). And you can make alot of friends that you talk to on a constant basis. I have many that I talk to all the time. But i have noticed that after a while it seems that people get a little touchy about certain things on here such as not being able to see pics, not being number one, not being only one you talk to or things such as that..I know that I will meet few if any from here in real life and therefore dont go out of my way to BE IN THEIR LIVES...I love the friends that i have and talk to all the time for they are awesome and are always returning the love and I dont just mean rating pics or sending gifts. They will actually take time to chat with me about more than sex or what they can get. But why is it that people have to get jealous over this?? Is there any real reason to act like an ass over things or people you may never get? Dont you think it makes you look like an ass and make people not want to talk to you or
Friday The 13th
After a 13 minute Google search, lol, I decided this blog was the most informative about Friday the 13th, capturing the majority of the common issues about this less than hallowed day. Personally for me, being of a witchier persuasion than most, I think Friday the 13th is lucky. My black cat and I are going to enjoy it. =) * * * * * * * * * * * Friday the 13th myth makers By JENNI DILLON Watch out for black cats, avoid mirrors and ladders and, by all means, don't spill the salt. As most people probably already realize, today is Friday the 13th, a date commonly associated with bad luck. For the next several hours, millions of superstitious individuals across the country will hold their breath anticipating misfortune. Others will avoid leaving the house altogether, refusing to drive, shop or work on the ill-fated day. But whether you're a true triskaidekaphobe (a person with an irrational fear of Friday the 13th, also ca
For All The Lovebirds:"the Sweetest Kiss"
subject: Background on the "The Sweetest Kiss" post date: 2007-09-05 07:02:11 views: 10 comments: 0 ratings: 0 Ok, my blog reading pals. Just want to let you know that this is a very old poem. It was written my senior year of High School, and is a bit flowery and juvenile. However, it was published by in one of their infamously over-priced coffee table volumes. What a scam! $59.95 for twenty lines or less...I was one of 30 or so people on the same page...and there were a good 300 pages in each it was (still is) basically just a money maker for THEM... That being said, it was one of the first poems I had published, and therefore I was still proud of myself, and felt that it belonged in my collection here. I would also like to add that my first kiss was not so sweet. It was with a friend of my brother, and was a bit sloppy, almost drooley...this is just a musing of what I would have hoped for, lol. *Sereana* subject: The Sweetest Kiss post
Info & Requests
We all know that there aren't many comment graphics geared towards Fubar. So I've decided to help out with this and create a bunch of comment graphics. This won't happen over night though. In the next month or two I will be working on comment graphics to add here ON fubar. I'd love to hear your ideas for graphics and your requests. I'll try to do anything at least once. None of my graphics will be generated by some online web applications. That means this will take some time. So please be patient. BRING ON THE IDEAS AND REQUESTS! (leave them here in a comment)
"taken By Him....."
It’s late, and the house is quiet except for the sound of the shower running. You turn the water off, and I can hear you rummaging around the bathroom as I wait for you to come to bed. You start talking to me through the bathroom door, and while this is not unusual, what you say to me is. “Be naked and standing at the foot of the bed by the time I come out.” I hesitate, then get out of bed, getting there just as the door open and you step out of the bathroom, wearing nothing but a towel. You stand in front of me, taking my hands in yours and holding them at my sides as you kiss me long and deep. I try to pull my hands away from yours, wanting to wrap my arms around you, but you grip them even tighter as your kisses become more urgent, almost fierce. You release one of my hands, reaching up behind me and wrapping your fingers tightly in my hair; using it to tilt my head back and hold it there. Your mouth moves to my neck; kissing, biting, sucking the tender flesh. My whole body stiff
-Tributary- Rippled currents, ebbing freely Calm progression, plunging onward Teeming minds, rushing downstream -Shadow Play- Mirrored soul, hooded eyes Brooding figure, shrouded countenance Dawn's kiss, darkness fades -Embrace- Warm shoulder, firm assurance Emanates light, vanquishes fear Exalting spirits, shared strength -Bonds- Lithe tether, invincible union Inspired wonder, soundly eternal Faintest flame, eternally endures -Hesitation- Bated breath, stutter thought Restraining will, frozen impulse Lamented opportunity, lost time -Drive- Leather envelops, hands empower Engine throbbing, blurred scenery Constant motion, no destination -Lip-locked- Intensity swells, oscillating tongues Pulse races, souls merging Verity melts, sublime immersion -Battle- Surging energy, turbulent passions Misguided motivations, deadly intent Blood flows, futures ended -Bibliophilia- Musty odor, comforting spine Words absorb, senses reeling Pages turn
Cutting The Shackles
As the night slowly gave away to a brand new morning my eyes opened to a brand new beginning. I followed my heart not my head. I let you take over me creeping and crawling you drove me to the edge of madness. As I see the reflection in the water I look deep into these eyes that longingly stare from within me hoping I would wake up from this slumber. Always putting you in-front of me, I drew a false smile on my face allowing you to do all that you wanted and I never stopped you. Now, when its time to wake up I find myself bound tight by your love and affection that I thought was true. Not wanting to be like this forever, I cut the shackles that bound me and broke free to live life, as it's time to set things straight. I have learned to give love but never to lose myself in it. Poem by Tammy C.
Llama Leveler Of The Day
sit_up_king *rate spanker* {{{SHADOW LEVELERS}}} , Llama Levelers, *club F.A.R. *@ fubar all Llama Levelers will rate 100 pics. each when done please kindly leave a comment below that you have done so....Thanks.
Hospital Again
Pneumonia and RSV. Should be out sometime next week. Planning to see Jeff next Saturday. I miss him. Autumn is doing better. I can take my PS3 to the hospital. They have wifi. 3 hour drive to get there and home. Home for the moment. I'm sick as fuck too. Pneumonia as well. Shes progressing well.
Things Not To Say To A Pregnaut Woman
Hi thanks fer checkin this out! Look I need to get 1000 things NOT to say to or tell a woman "with child" Give me some ideas yall. Thanks again!
...first Time For Me...any Live Event Is Worth The Experience...
I have a little peeve: It involves people telling me how much they love my former country, how much they want to go there one day, how awesome it is that I am from there, or how they wish they also lived there. (???) There was a REASON why I moved to the US with a refugee status in my passport. None of the little Americans would survive a month in the place, and the odds of survival would've been much lower be it during the years that I have lived there. I don't see much glamor in living in one room in a country with no opportunities, no rights, no laws. Working your ass off to get absolutely nothing. Living among people that will gnaw your arms off if you stand in their way. In other words, while I love it in a weird way since my happiest memories stemmed from my 15 years there (thanks NOT to the country, but to my grandparents) and there was certain fun aspect for a teen in a lawless place, it caused much misery and grief to my family. So I find it quite stupid when p
Valentines Day...
I'm a hopeless romantic...And because of this...I don't believe that just one day of the year should be set aside for being romantic... Valentines Day...A day for lovers...Blah Blah Blah... Tanas dad was the most romantic man I've ever been with...And one of the most abusive...I now know his romantic side was a ploy to brainwash me to believing that he was a good man...The regular beatings proved otherwise... When it came to Valentines..he would get me kitchen appliances...He loved the way I cooked...Now don't get me wrong..I loved the gifts...But..for that day I really wanted the norm...Some flowers...maybe some candy..Even a little stuffed toy...He did get me several pieces of jewelry while we dated...Always something that had a heart in it...And always a card that said...Just another piece of my heart I'm giving to you...(More Brainwashing)...But a fry daddy on Valentines?...Sheesh... Now...I've taught my daughters that V-day is just one of those so-called money holidays
Sent To Me...i Wanted To Share It...please Honor Them By Rating And Commenting! Ty! Semper Fidelis And Miss You All!
Alone I am alone, so very alone I hurt, so very bad I am ignored, just thrown aside I am lonely, there is no one close, no one sees the pain I cry, hope is gone I am alone, and no one knows
since I have no inspiration atm to write something more deep, I'll just post some anime I'm watching. NarutoShippuuden: Bleach: Soul Eater: Currently downloading: Gantz, Texhnolyze & Peacemaker Kurogane.
I Am Not Sure
Is this supposed to be like a journal for others to read, and if so, does anyone read them?
July 17-19 ~ Tulsa, Ok Fu Party (under Construction)
UNDER CONSTRUCTION Join The Party! July 17th - 19th! Fu Party in Tulsa, Oklahoma! We Will Party At SoCo's: SoCo's Bar and Grill. (918) 477-7551 8161 S Harvard Ave Tulsa, Oklahoma SoCo’s Bar and Grill - The band that will be there all weekend is: _____________. Cover Charge ??? Tentative JULY 2009 Tulsa Party .............SUBJECT TO CHANGE! this is still in draft form but you can be added as an attendee FRIDAY NIGHT Full Moon Café – Tulsa’s Only Rock & Roll Dueling Piano Show starting at 8:00 pm Full Moon Café - T-Town Trolley – 9 pm – 2 am – Free – Drops all over downtown …. All types of clubs .. including Majestic (see pics below lol) …. cross dressing .. really fun club… there are a lot of clubs downtown. T-Town Trolley - SA
Att Friemds
Its come to my attention that i lie all the time so if im a bad friend or i suck or for any other reason yall think im not worthy ple delete me and if ya wouldnt mind sendin me a pm so i know not to bother u any more cheers sue
What A Week This Has Been!
What a week this has been! Gosh where do I start. Last week we purchased a used car for myself. A really nice Silver 95 Taurus. I was sooo excited. Was finally able to do some real grocery shopping. The car was only 895. Made plans for a surprise birthday party for Anna at school. Monday get a phone call from Emily. She is hurt have to pick her up from school. In my haste I forget my wallet. Actually thought it fell out of my pocket. Pull up to the stop sign 3 houses down from mine and my phone falls. I motion for a minivan that pulled up at the same time to go. Then put my car in park to situate my phone. while i'm doing this a police officer pulls up to the stop on my right. I look up and see him and motion for him to go. He sits there. I finally get my phone situated put my car in drive and motion again for him to go. I was only trying to be polite. But he motions for me to go, I go and immediately he pulls me over. Asks to see my license and registration and proof of insuranc
Positive Attitudes And Thinking Bring About Amazing Results
Secret To You
Fu-owned Auction 5 Final Results
Final Results (Trixxy) (Starry : 800k fubucks ) (Sinfulbrat) (Terbear : 25 fu bling pack) (JLYNN) (dejaview469 : 3 Auto 11's and a 30 blast) (Blakkie) (Lovely lady :1 million fubucks, a 1 month Vip and a 3 Day Blast ) (Wills) (TNDreamer :1 month vip and 1 million fubucks ) (Ctgirl) (Fan/Rate/Add : $300 mix and match) (Pleasurable) (Abn Da Boss : $2,500,000 Fubucks) (BURG) (Your Ultimate Desire :$120 his way + $500k fu bux) (Sweetie Pie Sandra) (Essence :$50.00 your way)
Making An Ass Of Myself
i made this new years eve was a few months after my dad died and i was alone for the holidays so i drank 4 bottles of champagne and made a vid....enjoy :D Drunkeness
Help Me
ok i want to host an auction below i will list what the requirements are, but i need help making the auction tags/pictures. anyone willing to help will be given 15k per tag made. Requirements: -150k entrance fee -1 picture of yourself -a minimun of 5 offers to enter -atleast 25 contestants - the duration is a month maybe longer -fu-buck/cash bids -link to your picture on your profile somewhere please contact me immediately if intrested -Bri
Three Wishes
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a White Trash Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The Biker sits do
A Rebirth...
I had an amazing moment of clarity last night. I spoke with a dear friend/old flame of mine, and even though harsh and blunt with her words, she assisted me with a glimpse into my past, my present, and my future. Long have I held onto guilt over past love failures whether or not they were my fault per se. I woke up knowing that I need a detox of my heart and soul to wash all that away, and embrace the core of life, such as the joy of just being alive. Here I was, in turmoil because it seemed the devil was laughing at me and I was the butt of a cruel cosmic joke as the train of age sped toward me on a collision course, and I stood alone in it's path frozen and unable to move. I wake today an empowered man, and I feel alive. I have conquered that final fear and I've slain the demons of guilt that helped feed that damned dirty fear of being alone. I am ready to truly live life now. You have to love clarity.
Me Singing "our Love Song" Taylor Swift
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If There Is No K Or Y In The Italian Language...
then what do Italians call KY? I love Boondock, but that has always bugged the shit out of me too that the head of the family in that movie doesn't even have a real Italian name. Sorry, just got done watching that, and it made me want to post a blog about it. Anyone else got any good on-liner type things from movies?! Let me know.
Ya Know What Is Sad?
Ya know what is sad? When someone you've known for a really long time finally tells you they love you and your heart finally feels complete and finally you meet and everything feels so right with the world until you go home. Then everything changes. The calls stop, the pictures stop, the attention they showed you almost comes to a screeching halt. They claim to never get your text, you always get their voice mail and they basically ignore you. What is even more sad is that they are more worried about losing their "girls" on the FU than they are losing someone who is real and loved them more than anything in this world. I see this way too often. I used to believe in the fairy tale- that my mr. right would really be out there and that one day I would find him. But I'm scared to death that if and when I meet said person, he will run because I'm real and no longer a fantasy...doesn't anyone want to be in love anymore or is that too much to ask? I guess for some guys it is easy to play mr.
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The Family Bar
Come join the family! Kick back, relax, and have a drink with friends!
Omg!!! True Stories!!!
HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY: FEMALE SOFA----- A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva. eeewwwww..... PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan , a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy. PING PONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same,
Sneakers And Flip-flops
When you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.' I'm just sayin...
More Evil
I feel like I'm unstoppable, I know this is impossible. Do you live for the moment. Tomorrow is never sent. I feel that I have to stand tall. For most don't they only fall. They lack the ability to think. They don't even have to drink. They lack the ability sober. I told you your life is over. The dream has finally died. Those who hope still tried. I think they will understand. When my tear has finally dried. I think I should offer a hand. But force will be applied. I told them death is beautiful. I told me the thought is foul. I look up to the sky and see nothing. They say I am simply not trying. I look for hope to save. But hope isn't brave. I think your all slaves. Maybe your heads are just caves. I brought my mind back to reality. I see it's nothing but the same tragedy. I speak but you just call it blasphemy. I laugh because your a catastrophe. Dying seems to be the only resolve. It's a problem they can't solve. I write to show
Dear Mr.president
Dear Mr.President I am not homeless or out of work And I am not starving at all I don't need a new winter coat And I don't need a new car I will be honest and straight up In saying that is not at all Why I wrote this note To you, Mr.President I do have a bit of a problem With my vision though As my eyes are getting Glaucomic and old I could use a new pair of glasses, I suppose But just to be honest with you A wide screen 52 inch color RCA LED T.V Would be best for me Since then I could see quite well And not need glasses, You see? While you are at it, Mr President I could use Surround Sound With my new TV You see, my hearing isn't as good These days as it used to be And Surround is easier to hear Than the built in speaker system That comes with the factory model Of the TV I need, my Dear Also Mr. President I could use A new Honda Gold Wing, if you please Or just a nice Harley Davidson in red Even used would be appreciated So long as it runs and
I will not be on the computer at all today. I have to go and get a DiscoGram Today on my spine. They are very painful and will be unable to walk (without pain for the rest of the day.) Will be back on for a bit tomrrow. Much love to all my friends. MysticalMagic...xoxoox
For Real
I just came across this while rating someone's pictures.... I think it is so true. My question is what if your voice steers you wrong?
New York Times
NY Times Headline A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.' The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political
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As Promised Again ....2 Lol
Some more of my fav creations made for me by awesome friends.... They are in my stash too ... lol Enjoy! Hugs Linda xx
If You Rated Me/added Me 2/16
i may not have gotten around to returning some of the love... partially because holy hell there's alot of you lovely people and partially because my damn internet dropped out lol.... please feel free to comment here so i can go back and try to hit you guys up over the next couple days... and no if you post here i won't go "omg a rate whore" ... i'm asking for your help to repay your kindness /huggles sin
When translated into the Japanese language, KFC's ad campaign "KFC: Finger-Licking Good" literally reads "KFC: Eat Your Fingers Off!"
Respect On Fubar
I hate People that act as if they don't have the time to be polite to others yet insist on being treated well according to there own rules. Come on be real! I'm only 47 yrs. and there are people older than me on here but, I'm pretty sure most will agree respect is earned by giving others respect. That's just how it works, you can twist it anyway you like but, if you are dealing with humans that's just how it goes. Most adults know this! Taking the time to be polite shows that you respect others and that you want respect in turn. Fubar is suposed to be an adult site. There are many different attitudes about just what that means. I believe it means "Live And Let Live!" If you don't like someone for "ANY REASON" like anywhere else in these United States of America move on, you don't have to Add, Rate, or Fan them, just ignore them that's being an Adult! They aren't asking for you to make them into what you want them to be either. Adult site means acting as an Adult! A
Oh Plz Help Me Now Lol Ty Ty
Hello everyone plz help me win a vip.. I'm just about half way there now.. Thank you!!! THIS ONE I NEED 12.500 FOR AN AUTO 11'S SO YA I NEED A LOT OF HELP PLZ GUYS TY k guys you just have to click on one of the two pics here and leave a few comments on them.. as soon as I reach the amount Im suppose to get I'll get the item.. thanks all
Current Giveaways
20k comments for 3-month VIP Currently at 10,171 comments (+590) AUTO-11 BLING; LAST ONE TO BE AWARDED AT 50K COMMENTS! ALMOST THERE!!! Currently at 47,020 comments (+1,371) I am suggesting that the 2 ga's above be finished first.....bombing is such a pain, and such slow going right now that I really think it is too much trouble to bother with the 2 bling ga's unless you just want to bomb them...if we ever finish these two, we will finish the two small bling giveaways.
If You Are Good Enough For Kari !!!
Alot of you seem to want Kari. Just to let you know she loves me and I trust her 100% as she does me. So hear you go is your chance to find out. If maybe you are her type. Answer all questions send Chris a private message or leave a comment. 1. size? 2. how long can you last? 3. how long did it take you to find this? 4. What would your last girl you were with rate you 1 to 10? 5. DO you think Chris will say yes? 6. Are you respectful? 7. How many times can you cum in a setting? 8. Do you follow directions good? 9. How many times will she cum befor u? If you pass this test a 2nd will be sent to you.
Nerve Damage
iam going to have SURGERY on Thursday the 19th on my elbow and left hand what i want to no if any one ever had it happen to them if so how did it turn out for them iam not scared i just never had it done before and would not want to lose the use of my left hand
seriously. what's with people being mean and downrating. there is no reason to be an a**hole.
Losing My Whole World
I met this amazing man and started to fall in love with him. Well once again ive been proven im unloveable. It looks like im losing him already. I dont want to he is my whole world. I just dont know what to do to keep him. Everytime I fall in love it ends badly. But this time I thought it was different. I felt something different with this man then I ever have with any other man before. We have so many things in common. Ive even stayed up late to talk to him. My body cant handle it like it use to be able to. But he is totally worth it I dont regret any lost sleep because it was spent getting to know him better. I would do anything to protect him and to show him how much he means to me. He is the sweetest most romantic man I've ever met. He makes me feel more special then any man ever has. I dont know what I will do if I lose this man. I really wish I knew what to do to keep him. I've been saying hes my whole world my heart. I meant it every single time. Ive never meant it more then I
The end is drawing near, You must start understanding. I'll clear you a path, In order to give you a clear landing. I got my mind out of the gutter, I gave my thoughts a cleansing. I give you all of my mind, yet still you aren't listening. Giving up is a good idea, But I don't want to go blank. For all of my morbid thoughts, I have you all to thank. You give me such an inspiration, I can't even begin to describe. If this was mid evil times, I think the only thing I'd be is a scribe. Do you love it of hate it, I don't think you believe in, What I have just stated, You are all going to burn for sin. Wether it is sins of the flesh, I don't know the answer yet. I don't think that I can, Start to forgive or regret. All of the things that I've done, I did it all in fun. But some things may get evil, Maybe, perhaps I am really the devil. The avid unbeliever, The true deceiver. Where as you are the receiver, I happen to be the dealer. Of th
My Three Wishes
My Three Wishes If I happened upon a lamp With a Genie hidden away inside As soon as the Genie was released I would speak my wishes for the Genie to abide My First wish would be for My Heart For I long for her touch once again To have her blood course though me Two become one heart and begin My Second Wish would be for My Angel That I could be her wings in flight As we fly in the Warm sun by day And land gently in each others arm at night My Third Wish would be for My Love That we would be always hand in hand That I would be her smile always That side by side we would stand Yes all three wishes are for one woman She is My Heart My Angel My Love She is the smile on my lips She is the woman I am always dreaming of I know some men would wish For fortune or fame or to rule as a King To live forever or have some kind of power Wasted wishes on material things I would rather have My One Special Gift The One who truly owns my heart She is most important and preciou
My Good Friend Laugh To Share!
~laughin is liven~ A to the Double N A...Bless Her! Just in
Last Time
so i told him that i love him and that we can't see each other anymore i told him it's tearing me apart and i can't do it i can't be an "at arm's length" girl i can't wait around for him to be ready hell we're not even talking about marriage we've already tried that i can't pretend to "just be friends" with someone i'm in love with i can't "just hang out" with someone i used to spend my life with not when i still match them all everyone i'm with to him i can't wait for him to clear his head when it tears me up inside each time he walks away i'll be okay though i lowered my standards i don't try to be happy anymore i just try to stop being miserable. ~sinamynlee
The Truth...
On a mission started by my own admission I will leave you all behind By direction I'll create my own protection The real me you'll never find Aspirations turn to fear and desperation Nothing's ever good enough for you Burn in sorrow 'cause I see there's no tomorrow You'll only see what I want you to Never gonna find me Never gonna find me Way down deep inside there is a real me I'm always gonna hide and this is who you'll see Never gonna find me Never gonna find me Way down deep inside they haven't found me yet I'm always gonna hide and this is who you'll get On a mission to establish my attrition You may think that you have won Your rejection has brought on my introspection I'll escape I'll only run Accusations may destroy my motivation I can feel it when you're pushing me Burn in sorrow 'cause I see there's no tomorrow Only I know which me you'll see Never gonna find me Never gonna find me Way down deep inside there is a real me I'm always gonna h
I'm Sick
I've got a bad case of bronchitis. I've coughed so hard I've pulled muslces in my back and stomach. Autumn is doing great now. She's off oxygen, her IV, and just about everything in general. I however am now on an inhaler and antibotics and vicodin for the pain. I'm going to head butt the doctor today till he lets us go home. Autumn is perfectly normal again, so there is no reason why we shouldn't. Jeff is being really sweet. Hes helping me feel better. Just another couple days and I finally get to see him. I can't wait. We're going to go to hibatchi. Somehow we have more stuff then we did when we got here. I don't know how that works in the hospital, but it always seems that way.
when 2 people meet they dont really know each other and can loose track of each other. but some meet again and fall in love. they can loose each other again and meet again the love for each other grows even stronger it becomes an eternity
Another Auto 11's Contest
Auto 11's Contest! RATES ONLY! It's gonna be a SHOOTOUT! Meaning you will only go head to head with someone until we are down to the last two! So, there will be multiple folders with 2 entries in each folder. You only need to get more rates than one other at a time to move on to the next head to head round. The last two standing will compete for the Auto 11 Bling. 1st Prize...Auto 11 Bling 2nd Prize...1 Million Fubucks 3rd Prize...$500,000 Fubucks No entry fee and everyone will receive a lil' something for playing along! Your Hostess: PebblesinAZ-Kisses to My Fu Valentine Shaun the Scotish Lad-"Member of Princess Leia's crew&@ fubar THE CONTEST IS UNDERWAY! The first round will last 24 hours. Folders opened 2/19 @ 7pm Fu Time and will close Friday, 2/20 @ 7pm Fu Time. No comments necessary. Only rates will count. The person in each folder with the most rates will move on to Round 2. I would love if you would encourage your friends to F/A/
The Facts
So yesterday something happened that annoyed me. Someone made a comment joking around and then you get other people that can't grasp that it's a joke and they turn it into something serious. I'm talking about the whole "race to level". So here's some facts for those that wanna go..."ohhh he beat you". But let me point out something...I've got nothing against either person that this involved. I think both are pretty awesome guys, but there are times when your friends do something stupid that ya gotta tell them so. And oh the do something stupid is aimed at the people who took a joke comment as serious.'s not a race when one person starts with about 5.1 million to level and the other person has about 2.5-2.6 million to level. That's like telling someone you want to run a lap against them but you want a 20 minute head start of them so that by the time they start you're almost crossing the finish line. More facts... The supposed person who got beat dropped over 3 m
Its Ur Choice
California Love
[1]-California...knows how to party California...knows how to party In the citaaay of L.A. In the citaaay of good ol' Watts In the citaaay, the city of Compton We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin! [Verse One: Dr. Dre] Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex We in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat the state where ya never find a dance floor empty And pimps be on a mission for them greens lean mean money-makin-machines servin fiends I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes ever since honeys was wearin sassoon Now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me Diamonds shinin lookin like I robbed Liberace It's all good, from Diego to tha Bay Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way Dre puttin it down for Californ-i-a [repeat 1] [2]-Shake it shake it
Secret Admirers... Really?
OK, this one will be pretty quick - just like me in bed (HAH - beat you to it!) First, the secret admirer feature on the surface is pretty nice. It promotes making new friends and if you're into the whole points thing, it's the perfect method for you to get some more. Here's my deal though, and maybe it's just me. I'll be the first to admit that looks matter. Now of course I have ugly friends both in real-life and on here, and I'll also admit I hardly fall in the "OMG HES SO FUCKING HOT" category. I know I'm above a 5, but nowhere close to a 10. So now that I've got all that out of the way, don't you just hate it when you try to find your matches, and all you get is fugly people to choose from? ADMIT IT! You look at the faces and think "Oh gawd, seriously? I gotta pick one? I sure hope I'm wrong, cuz I don't want any of these folks to think I'm interested in them or anything..." YOU'VE THOUGHT IT! YOU KNOW IT! Again, don't be goin off and calling me shallow and superfici
Make Me A Salute 4 A Bling Pack!
Salute Me 4 Blingy Bling!Make me a personalized salute and enter it in my Bling Pack Giveaway/Contest!I will upload your picture on Friday morning (February 27th). As soon as it’s uploaded, start inviting your friends to rate away!The top 3 salutes with the most rates by Sunday (March 1st) @ 6PM Fu-Time will be will be selected and judged based on the originality or humor in their salutes.There will be three prizes given:-Grand Prize-Minimum 400 Rates – 25 Credit Bling PackORMinimum 250 Rates - 12 Credit Bling Pack2nd PlaceMinimum 200 Rates – 5 Credit Bling to you!3rd PlaceMinimum 200 Rates – 1 Credit Bling to you! There’s just ONE rule: No Nudity (Thanks to asshats who like to mark things as NSFW!) But Sexy will be accepted… *winks* So what are you waiting for? Make me a creative, funny, witty salute!! Then PM me with the link! All entries must be submitted before the contest begins on Friday! Sweet Kandy Kisstina@ fubar PM Me with ?s
Weird Shit
know what is messed up ppl only notice or talk to a person on here if they added nswf pics lol now that just messed up lol
What I Have Come To Realize!
I have to say that Lately I have been so happy.I have the greatest friends a girl can ask For. they have truly made me the happiest lately. I amvery lucky and very very very happy.I feel truly blessed.
I Strongly Believe
That everyone deserves a second chance at things - so yes I do forgive and forget the first time, but the second time - well there aint no second time - cross my path once and you get the FF try a second time and you never ever get a second chance at my friendship - however much you may mean to me as a friend.
So Sick
i hate it when i get so sick that i can't do anything. I have been sitting in bed naked for 2 days straight. no sex, no work, no life. I just wish i would get better... Bored and lonely here... Ashley Nichole
6 Truths Of Life
> 6 Truths of Life > > 1. You cannot touch all > your top teeth with your tongue. > > > > > > > 2. All idiots, after > reading the first truth, will try it. > > > > > > > > 3. And discover that The > first truth is a lie. > > > > > > > 4. You're smiling now > because you're an idiot. > > > > > > > > > > 5. You soon will forward > this to another idiot. > > > > > > > > 6. There's still a > stupid smile on your face. > > > > I apologize about this . > > I'm an idiot and tried it too and I > just wanted to see you smile. HAHAHAHA > HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!
"she Gets Used......"
Her entire body ached with nerves and anticipation. She had never done this before. And as she waited outside the massive french doors, hesitating to knock or ring the bell, she thought again "what am I doing here?" Dainty fingers curled into a fist, lightly wrapping on the door with a certain sense of hesitance. She waited for a moment.. two.. then she saw a shadow in the window framing the wall next to the door. She had been instructed to dress appropriately. "Prepare to be used," he had said. And so she did. Her skirt, while long, was worn without the hindrance of panties and her snug fitting blouse was also worn with no bra underneath. The door opened and it all seemed to be in slow motion, she sucked in a breath and glanced up at the man she had never physically met before but would now be her master. She blinked, looking over him timidly. His hair was as dark as the look on his face, but beautiful. High cheekbones were set in a stern chisel cut face and crystal blue ey
Please Hlep My Friend
Ok where to begin there is this really great Guy on here his name is pdominoexpress~Fubar's BAD BOY~Assistant @ CLUB OF EXOTIC SECRETS~~~~ and he is Awsome he needs some love he just found out Tonight he has Advanced Lukemia I would love to try to get him to gofather he is only 238,343 away. IF u could please stop by and show him some love even if it is just a little bit it would be greatly apperciated.Here is His Link
My Family #1 Would Like Help
THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE ¤jåmɧms§0104¤Éήƒ¤®©έ® @t♫jέη§ ®¤¤m Has Auto 11's !!!!!!!!!!! jamesms0104 is on his way to Disciple and would love your help! He has a little over 3.4 million to go; and can make it with your help. He will have Auto 11's activated at 7pm fu-time on Friday, February 20th--and will be hosting Happy Hour at 10pm fu-time that night. Get your points and level up on him! Be sure to Fan/Add him while you're at it. Tell your friends to help him out too. Let him know that DaddyBear sent you. jamesms0104@ fubar This Bull
Fu Bouncers. Trash Or Class?
Those who know me, know me well. You know I am all for helping people. Anywho... I went into the Fu Help Lounge. One Bouncer was having connection trouble. No her fault. Anither went out for a smoke. As a smoker, can't blame them either. BUT........ I am a helpful person. I Love to help people when I can. So me being well... ME, I tried to help those in the lounge...... Next thing I know. My messages are deleted. Why? Here's why.... In order....... Hmmm.... I didn't know there was a law about who can can an cannot help. I didn't know I had to have an ORANGE name to give help to others..... Fuckers....
Should I Start Freaking Out Now?
I work for a health insurance company. I telecommute from home. My office is in Oregon, I live in Arizona. The only reason they allowed me to move so far away was because we also have an office in Scottsdale, AZ so I was within a 100 mile radius. We were informed today that we will no longer be doing business in Arizona. The office will be closed and the employees given a severance package. Technically, I work for the Arizona company, but that happened only after I moved here. Prior to that I was working for the Oregon company. I am about to lose my mind. Should I start to freak out now? Should I wait until I hear officially if I am going to be among those being let go or they are going to let me keep working from home? I think they should let me keep working from home, at least until I mess up so bad that they say I have to work from the office again- then I would have to chose whether to move back to Oregon or lose my job. I am just really worried right
Leaving This S***hole Site....
Over the past few months I started coming to a conclusion that this site has become more of a problem than a solution of my boredom!! I use to enjoy rating people and doing it often mainly to help them as I helped myself very little. Most of those people would never give the same respect back, such is life. Cause if they are the beggars and users on this site I can only imagine how they are in real life!! As to me rating I use to rate nearly if not more than 5000 pics a day....the only time I may of seen that number ever returned were on my HH's which there was 2 I bought for myself. I did yes receive some bling and for the most part I did put out more in that department at least 2 to 1 since bling became a thing here. Most recently it became an issue with a few on here which I'll keep nameless cause those people like the attention so why give those types more!! Also, the Bouncers, owners and friends of.... have became a pain in the ass!! I was told don't complain about them why
Im Tagged! I Was Tagged By Henny-rainbow Stomps)
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love the old Hollywood. 2. I got married in Las Vegas 3. Im german and my middle name is HANS 4. I live with my cat Kelly and my dog Verdell 5. I love Sauerbraten, Knoedel and Salad 6. i love Jogging. I do at least 10 miles a day 7. my nickname is Ewer and i know in San Francisco there is a street named Ewer 8. I visited Hollywood because i read a Bob Woodward book. It was about John Belushi 9. I love Harleys and dont like driving cars 10. I like the music of Fritz Wunderlich and the paintings of Bob Ross Krissy, Pumpkin Seed, Filly,Cutie, Nae Nae
Its All Over (q And A)
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? its all over HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? my life WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? fear HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? breaking the habit WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? nothing else matters WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? lets go lol WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? that was just your life WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? violence fetish WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? boom WHAT IS 2 + 2? love is WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? h.b. headbuster WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? i cant sleep WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? on my own WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? from the inside WHAT WILL YOU DANCE
Pains Recognition
Twisting, I wind in through the familiar……. Staring, so strangely Into oblivion Curious…… At this cost? What will be delivered……? If only those words would have meant just a little bit…. More….. .... Now in one breath, one conscious decision I left behind the doubt that hides beneath the burden But in those tears, she cried I could taste her confusion- Behind the bitter sweet taste of regret lies the illusion .... So dream of a place, as you drift away Anywhere at all, anywhere to escape Know now. What was done, for some it is hard to take But for her it truly meant Every god damn thing For her it took Everything….. Away .... Bitter sweet as she shared her thoughts of regret And how she feels like she has…. Nothing to live for, nothing at all left If only at those times, there would be no submission If only in this life, w
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Tagged (by Russianfoxx)
(I was tagged by RussianFoxx, so as not to incur her wrath (if you've read her blogs, you know what I speak of) I will comply.) Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I spent 6mos of my life living in a tree in the middle of Venice, California when I was homeless. 2. When I put a pack of cigarettes in my left breast pocket, my nipple gets irritated. This does not happen to the right one for some reason. 3. I watch Godzilla movies (or any Kaiju for that matter) like their going out of style. 4. I want to write for Rue Morgue magazine some day, but they only hire Canadians. 5. I have an extremely anal work ethic and high pride in my work, yet have
Finally Done!
I went into day to get the procedure done, I'm so damn glad it's over however after he was done I felt faint, almost passed out on the nurse that was in the room with me & the doctor/mother.. I did not feel a thing while he was doing it which is a good thing although, knowing that it's emmbersing I had shit all over the place why I do not know, maybe from my nurves or because of the speculum pushing on my rectum anyways he gave me some killer ass pain meds/ antibiotics can not take that till a week from now, I am to see him 5 weeks from today but the fucked up thing is John & I have reservations on the 23RD of March which falls in the line of when he wants to see me, so I'm going to try & try to get an APP on the 19TH which will be 4 weeks I mean hell what is a week? Anyways I am glad that it's all over an everything came out o.k. for know till I get the results from the LEEP, we're all praying here that all comes out o.k.... I thank everyone who was there with me/praying an support
Tag You're It!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am going to wring Kloverlynn's neck for tagging me... but then she already knows this 2. I am an accounting nerd!! I love numbers and working with numbers... And I suck at math... BWAHAHAHAHA 3. I've lived in New Orleans for 2 Mardi Gras seasons and have only seen 2 parades 4. It pisses me off to hear people, both men and women, bitching, moaning, and groaning about their body image!! So many people put so much damn stock in what other people think about them, they can't see their true beauty and potential!! And to me that is f*cking SAD!!!! Be yourself!! If you don't like the way you look, do something about
Xena Made Me Do It.
I got tagged by the gorgeous Xena...damn her. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to cook & bake & am actually really good at it. 2.I collect windchimes & I keep them all indoors. I also collect pitchers. 3.I love photography. I like pics of things in their natural stae...not posed. 4.My favorite color is purple. 5.I am very loyal to my friends, even when I have been wronged. I may not talk TO you, but I will never talk ABOUT you. 6.I want very much to own my own home. 7.I love to listen to music & dance. It relieves my stress & keeps me sane. 8.I would love to be a forensics tech. 9.My childhood was really messed up but
Kit Tagged Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I recently stopped smoking. (I put this everywhere b/c I'm so proud) 2. I love dogs. 3.I love my job. (Weird huh?) 4.First thing I do when taking off my socks is rub my feet on carpet really fast because I think it feels cool. 5.I love reading magazines but I hate books. 6.I can thump you and give you a concussion. 7.I enjoy working on classic cars. 8.I secretly like my wifes cats. 9.I absolutely adore the kids. 10.I like to dance and party. I tag The original the unloved Misterfeet Nicole Weirick 5.0 Demetrick
Caa #85 Update
Just heard from my mom earlier this evening and my uncle passed away earlier this morning. Thank all for the prayers and continue to keep the family in prayer and support. Love Doc
This Was Odd
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have a phobia of bad hygiene, so I shave everything even my arms, so no dirt or bacteria can get trapped on my skin. 2. I have the worst road rage of anyone I know, I hate piss poor drivers, I feel like everyone should have a system in their car that if they don't use their blinker the car should turn off, lol 3. I am very sensitive about child and animal abuse. I there is a difference between abuse and discipline. People who abuse their animals or children should be shot at point blank range. 4. I can not sit through a full movie, they tend to bore me. 5. I always run around the house and rush to take out the last bit of garbage o
Zeitgeist Refuted
I've Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I like cold pizza. 2) I rarely eat breakfast in the mornings. 3) I drink reheated drip coffee, it can be 2 days old or more. 4) I am the second youngest of 11 kids in my family. 5) I love blondes and red heads. 6) I am shy of ladies until I get to know them. 7) I believe in love at first sight. 8) I will do most anything for you if I believe you are my friend. 9) I sleep on the right hand side of my bed. 10) I repeat myself in conversations. I tag the following 5 people: xbaby ~D@Naughtster~ Shekina ~Lil Miss Innocent~ ~Prettee~
10 Random Things
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i'm irish , blackfoot indian and jamaican. 2. i'm a highly analytical person. something i'm just a lil o.c.d about. 3. i'm drunk as hell right now and can't believe i'm doing this right now. 4.i have a son. 7 yrs old. 5. a cheese steak is the best food even invented. period. 6.i fell asleep on the toilet on sunday after church when i was extremely young. my mother took a pic. 7, i'm big on mutual respect and respect in public. disrespect me in public and you'll know the half in private. 8.i'm better rememvering faces rather than names. take tonight for example... 9i'm really an extroverted person who likes to go
10 Thingz
Ur walkin' on thin ice Peace lol Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. In 2nd grade I knocked down the fully decorated Christmas Tree... 2. My drug is fishing Lake Michigan for Salmon/Trout 3. I would fish everyday if I could make a living doing it. 4. I go to church.... really I do... 5. I like to swiper my kids candy when there not looking... 6. I think its cool having the kids cause its socialy acceptable for me to play w/ there toys now :) 7. I honestly don't think I could live to far away from the shores of Lake Michigan not just cause of the fishing either... 8. I still have my baby blanket, enough said... 9. If I can I would
I Believe
hello all ok...instructions once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things , facts , or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names.Don't forget to leave a comment that says "tagged you're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog.You can't tag the person who tagged you ...i believe 1. that if you think you can or if you think you can't...your right 2. i need more flavored essential breakfast item 3. that my 6 year old son needs a reality check 4. my favorite color is purple 5. i used to live in a city where sausage was celebrated in the first weekend of august with a city wide celebration 6. ther are other life forms similar to what we are 7. the person that tagged me is awsome thanks nicole !! 8. that the lawn should consider itself emo so it would cut itself 9. pet food makers should consider making butt flavored pet food 10. astronom
Ive Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I am very descriptive in conversation 2.I get along with women better then men sometimes men don't like me because of that. 3. I have an oral fixation(love to eat pussy)if & when it comes to a woman if she is worthy. 4.I have been celibate for 18months 2weeks 3 days 13hours and counting. 5.I wear a size 9 1/2 shoe I am 5'9 and am living proof that a man's height and shoes size doesn't determine his dick size cause i am well endowed. 6.Women feel at ease being themselves and confiding in me without fear of being judged. 7.I love jazz music. 8.I write poetry. 9.I am somewhat of an exhibitionist 10.I am in love with someone eventhoug
Always Listen To Your Gut
There was a lady I was friends w/ who's son was in my lil one's class... I started having problems w/ her son hurting my daughter such as pushing her down and even gave her a fat lip... I confronted her which was awkward for me since we were friends and her response was if my son hit your daughter she deserved it... Needless to say after that our friendship was never the same, she tried to still hang out and I kept her at a distant.. I did help her out once after that she came over to use my comp to load some pics on her myspace... In fact she even has a account on here.. Anyways she would call and I wouldn't call back come to find out she started looking really bad and skinny , I suspected she was on meth.. She has the most amazing boys 4 of them , and my heart goes out to them... I once dated someone who I later found out was on meth and I know first hand how evil that drug can make u.. He would get very abusive when he was coming down.. I left him once I knew he was doing it
Attractive & Lonely
What does being attractive have to do with being lonely? As if attractive people are incapable of being lonely...
Damn Sho...tag Crap.. I'm An Idiot..
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I scratch my balls when they itch.. 2) Some of the women I've gone down on, I, now wished I have not done so.. 3) I scratch my ass when it itches... 4) I can't stand the sight of my face clean shaved... 5) I carry samples of Axe sprays in my glove box... 6) I watch a lot of porn cuz there's never anything on TV.. and I have 99 stations.. 7) I haven't seen one brother in over 6 yrs, and the other in over 3... 8) My penis has been clinically dead and there was no bright light at the end of her tunnel....She did give mouth to mouth, though... 9) I had a g/f whose mother and aunt wanted a 4 some with us
Bring On The Rain--jo Dee Messina
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"can i eat your c*nt when i drop my son off for college in late aug?"
I got tagged by: ((President of the B-list)) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm 44yrs old and I dont have any children...(no I'm not gay) 2. I've never been to the ocean 3. I was married for almost 2 yrs...only because the divorce took almost 4 4. I love to make other people laugh, if I can make someone laugh or smile then I feel that I have a accomplished something 5. I read for pleasure, mostly fiction, I read at least a book a week. 6. I write poetry...some good some sux.... 7. I can fix most anything. From cars to computers. 8. I used to fight a lot when I was growing up..I was the smallest kid on the block 9. I've worked in f
Taking Chance In April 2004, Lieutenant Colonel Michael Strobl, USMC, came across the name of 19-year-old Lance Corporal Chance Phelps, a young Marine who had been killed by hostile fire in Al Anbar Province, Iraq. Strobl, a Desert Storm veteran with 17 years of military service, requested that he be assigned for military escort duty to accompany Chance's remains to his family in Dubois, Wyo. Witnessing the spontaneous outpouring of support and respect for the fallen Marine - from the groundskeepers he passed along the road to the cargo handlers at the airport - Strobl was moved to capture the experience in his personal journal. His first-person account, which began as an official trip report, gives an insight into the military's policy of providing a uniformed escort for all casualties. The story became an Internet phenomenon when it was widely circulated throughout the military community and eventually reached the mainstream media.
Buy the people I own for hells sakes!!! just sayin
Anything Else? Lol Nutcases All Of You!
so i threw the status message up of: gimme something to blog about - i dare you... we ended up with: "barney"... um really? big purple dinosaur... sings and scares little kids, can we move on? "birth control is a woman's responsibility" - wow... apparently this was from a guy. here's a newsflash, takes a sperm and an egg to make a kid... if you have the sperm it's JUST as much your responsibility. granted you don't have to be the pregnant one if you're the guy, but you do have a responsibility to take care of birth control if you don't want to pay for a kid for the rest of your life. really, guys, think about this - box of condoms or diapers, food, schooling (and this is ALL assuming you've both been tested and negative for std's, which i'm guessing most of you that think this way are not)... just buy the damn rubbers and move on. and "i put your picture on a box of nails and tried to have my way with it" "proly [sic] a good thing the box rejected me" ... i love you guys, tha
Not Leaving Yet
Deleting People
deleting people that dont talk to me anymore or i dont talk to.... especially those that dont read this cuz im tired of people wanting stuff and not giving back
Sucky - No, Not Like That You Perv ;)
I have stuff going on with my eyes right now. I went to my eye dr. and couldn't focus on any of the lines on the chart. I'm on an antibiotic drop for my eyes so they can start focusing again. And about 4 or 5 years ago it was brought up that I might need a cornea transplant due to scarring on my cornea that I got about 5 or 6 years ago. And the doctor confirmed that I need it still. (He tried to make it better with a really strong steroid first before going the surgery route.) I did a little research on a cornea transplant. It is an outpatient surgery but has a year recovery. It might be a while before I get it though because of insurance and crap. IAnd I can put it off which is good cuz I saw the vid on how the do it and ewwww gross. You get 16 stitches in your eye. Ouch! If I'm not on as much in the next couple of days it's cuz I'm letting my eyes rest. And if I didn't catch all the typos, I apologize, like I said it's hard to focus on small words, etc... I'm still cool to d
He Needs Someone To Talk To :)
ACCEPT DENY supertrucker529a Online (Online) 2009-02-21 05:32:24 Hello, I am Cliff from Gwinn, Mi. I grew up in Marquette etc i would be interested in chatting with you to get to know more about you. I just turned 40, I am Divorced and my youngest kid has just moved out to Texas so i have no kids at home anymore. Oh i could go on but i would hate to bore you rite away. Well have a great day and i really look forward in hearing back from you. I don't get on this site much but you can contact me at or if you really have the guts call me at 906-346-9512. I mite be the shy one then. LOL Talk with you soon, I hope! Cliff
Can You...?
Can you make me happy? Can you fill the void? Can you make up for lost time? Can you love me completely? Can you be my soul mate? Can you be my equal? Can you be my Yang? Can you stand me forever? Can you be there for me no matter what? Can you love me when I cry? Can you love me when I try? Can you love me when I fail? Can you love me when I am down? Can you be there when I am crazy? Can you be there when I am old? Can you be the one that never leaves? Can you trust me to love you? Can I trust myself with you? Can you love me forever? By: Rosalinda Solis
For Dj Kitten
Looking for a Fu-Pastor or Fu-Notary DJ Kitten ~~ Fu Pastor & Fu Notary look no further just click on any of the pics and leave a message of what you need Weddings Divorce's notary certificates
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Guess What...
Youve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. my eyes change color depending on my mood or health issues. 2. i cannot eat eggs without tomato slices 3. i only use black ink pens,cant stand blue ink 4. i am the funniest person i know (besides Carlin R.I.P. George) 5. my favorite movie is Gone in Sixty Seconds 6. i am left handed but suck at multitasking 7. i collect feathers 8. i am a fountain of music trivia 9. im a virgin.. well not really but looks good in writing,huh? lol 10. im just randomly weird period i dont know who to list,im going to randomly tag if i tag ya please play along,then lemme k
My Mother!
I do have to put a little something down about my mother she had come 6 hours to be with me during this time of need & was there the whole time, in room & everything holding my hand an talking to me so I wouldn't think about what was going on down there, she was so good on keeping my mind off things. If it wasn't for her I would have backed out like a pussy as always but she kept telling me that I can do it, an I will be just fine of course my mother believes in GOD so she prays alot and like I said if it wasn't for her/my doctor I wouldn't have had it done. She's now been with me since the 11th of this month an leaving out tomorrow just to make sure I am o.k... Hopefully John/Johnny my oldest son will be there for me when ever I need em but we shall see, anyways I just thought that I would make a blog about my mother because I will tell you all once she's gone an you've done her wrong then you'll always regret it... So always respect your mother & remember she'll be there for you no m
The Hammurabi Code
This is the Hammurabi Code of Laws. It is the oldest known written law. The Code of Laws 1 If any one ensnare another, putting a ban upon him, but he can not prove it, then he that ensnared him shall be put to death. 2 If any one bring an accusation against a man, and the accused go to the river and leap into the river, if he sink in the river his accuser shall take possession of his house. But if the river prove that the accused is not guilty, and he escape unhurt, then he who had brought the accusation shall be put to death, while he who leaped into the river shall take possession of the house that had belonged to his accuser. 3 If any one bring an accusation of any crime before the elders, and does not prove what he has charged, he shall, if it be a capital offense charged, be put to death. 4 If he satisfy the elders to impose a fine of grain or money, he shall receive the fine that the action produces. 5 If a judge try a case, reach a decision, and present his jud
Ok, yesterday I bought one of those foam mattress pads and was putting it on my bed, but while I was taking the old one off it shocked me. I have a wool oriental rug and no doubt that's what caused it. It was the worst static shock I've ever gotten and didn't know that it could be that bad. Anyway, it struck on my middle finger in the middle of the fingernail. It put a hole in the fingernail and caused it to bleed and made my whole arm (all the way to my shoulder) hurt for a couple of hours. Has anyone else ever had a static shock this bad or worse? Please comment....
Tag It Baby!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I LOVE THE SMELL OF THE RAIN 2. I HATE TO DRIVE A CAR 3. I HAVE A PATICULAR COLONGE (ON A MAN ) THAT TURNS ME ON BEYOND BELIEF 4. I'VE NEVER FULLFILLED ALL MY FANTASIES (KEYWORD ALL) 5. I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO STAY MARRIED..LOL 6. I HAVE TOO MANY FETISHES ..LOL 7. I TAKE LONG BUBBLE BATHS (WITH MY FAV TOY) 8. I HAVE TAKEN MYSELF TO ANOTHER ASTRAL PLANE (PLEASE DO NOT ASK) 9. IM A TERRIBLE SMARTASS..(TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT) 10. I HAVE A TERRIBLE SENSE OF TIME AND AM ALWAYS LATE I TAG EVERYONE THAT COMES IN HERE!!
When I talk, you listen and hear the things I can't always say. When I reach out, you are there for me, always there when I need you. When I stumble and fall, your arms open wide and lift me to my feet. When I laugh, a smile lights up your face, and before long, we're laughing together.... You are my partner, my love, and my very best friend, my one and only, you are my love.
For Katman
*Please Anyone feel free to pass this on to him!* If you have something to say, say it to me. You're nothing but an old controlling pervert loser who begs , borrows , or steals to get into chick's family so you can perv on their NSFW pics. What a slime-bag! Most of the girls on your list are fakes that you made yourself to entice the real women. You got pissed at me because I busted you out on one 2 years ago and still want to talk crap about me. I usually pay no mind to childish crap as this but, I have sat here for 2 years listening to it and seeing your little game you play on unsuspecting women here. You have way to much time on your hands. I suggest moving your old, saggy-balled, naked, ass away from your computer and get a real life. Lucky for you there are some naive females on this site huh? Another piece of advice, get some hair-plugs and botox treatments. yeah, I saw pics of you that you DIDN'T doctor up. See, i was content in letting you be...blocked for years
Today I Really Need Everyone.
Today I got the news that Mandy is going in for Surgery tomorrow. So lets all pray and send our healing energies to her for a safe and healthy outcome. Here is the link to her Page if you want to stop by and wish her well: Also, one of my friends back home notified me that her Sister's house burned to the ground the other day. There was no insurance so everything they owned was lost. Luckily they were all in Church when it happened so no one was hurt. I will be doing everything on my end to provide some assistance to them, whatever I can get together to help. But please pray and keep them in your hearts as well for me okay Friends. I love you all and Bless You All.
Ah Lame.
2451298 rated your photo a '8'! Boo. I am a at least a 3. bitch.
Can You Handle Owning Me? *auction*
Come bid on me! P.S. Lil*Spicey is hot!
"meet Me In This Dream Tonight:
"Meet Me In This Dream Tonight: Lean back upon your pillow, Join me in this place I know, Close your eyes for just a moment, Relax your body mind and soul. The place that only dreamers use, And poets find release, The place I long to meet you, And fulfill this fantasy. It's here I lay beside you, Fingers trailing over your skin, Our cheeks touching slightly, I don't want this dream to end. You slide your arms around me, Pull me tight against your chest, Moving into loves position, Were not in this dream to rest. Your heart beats with my heart, As our bodies lay entwined, Our eyes now tell the story, Drunken by the lovers wine. After quickened breath and passion, After ecstasies fulfilled, We lay snuggled, softly kissing, Knowing we have shared this thrill. My mouth flavored with your honey, The after taste where lovers dine, Making love would be much better, If it were not just in our minds."
My First Blog
I will be reaching Disciple in the next few days. To all family and friends that helped my out thank you so much and much love. I have been thinking about this and i think its time to clean fu house. There are those on my list that never return the fulove and because i like to go all out for those that help me out. I believe now is a good time to get rid of those that never return the love. So i can concentrate on my real friends and family. Thanks again to those that helped me out and return the love. Much love to all. KIE
Its Peace @ All Thats Fufault,lol
10 Random things about me. 1. I dont know what I'm doing. 2. I like cereal. 3. I'm just got on probation. 4. I havent had a drink in three days and dont plan on starting back. 5. Because of my mean probation officer, I no longer smoke the erbs,but still be jammin Bob (the man) Marley. 6. I never been married. 7. No kids. 8. I am still a kid at heart. 9. I love my job as a diesal mechanic. 10. I am a very proud tree hugger.
Lets Get Physical!
Lets start out with Love: Is REAL love indescribable? yes Have you ever been in Love? i am What feelings do you get when you know you love someone? every feeling possible! Ever get sick to your stomach because you love someone so much? yes Describe in 3-5 words what your description of Love is? euphoric, confusing, deep Is love sometimes misunderstood for care? yes OFTEN! If you could make someone fall in love with you, who would it be? Him ♥ If Love was a potion what ingrediants would it compose of? heart & soul Do you tend to enjoy the game of getting someone to love you back? game? love isn't a game What age were you when you had your first kiss? 13 with tongue, 9 without Is love worth dying for? yes to a certain degree Is love worth losing everything you currently own? yes Is love always enough in a relationship? no What item you own do you Love the most? WHy? well i'll have to think about that...possibly my cell b/c it keeps me in
I Find It Funny..
When someone is talking to too many people online and they accidentally send me a message meant for someone else. That DIP signs are randomly placed throughout my town, yet there are no dips. How guys don't want to be labeled yet they label themselves from the start. That I laugh at myself. When Dr. Evil pets his evil cat. That I can trip going UP the stairs, that takes talent right there. Not So Funny.. When my friends make fun of me, because I wore sunglasses as a hair accessory ONE TIME!! Okay, maybe it is kind of funny.. When you tell me one thing, then tell 50 other people the same thing. Let's be original please. When people put mustard on my hotdog... I DONT LIKE MUSTARD! That I get lost going to the bathroom.. I randomly make faces and I usually get caught. My loves... My Kids, My Dogs, My Cars, Sex & The City, My Friends, My shoes. No particular order right there. I love Sarcasm.. it's probably the biggest turn on ever. Pok
Sexual Stuff
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? someone who will please me What is something you have always wanted to try? sex during a train ride What is something you have never done in bed before? phone sex What time of day do you like to have sex? anytime What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? that sparkle in his eye when i know how much he lusts after me and wants it sooo bad with me How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? hmm if I'm into the guy not very long.... Maybe I should try it out next time and see how long it takes me haha If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? both! the last time that happened was when i
I Am An American
Sarge's Bad Girl Having A Hh
Let's Party With One Of Sarge's Bad Girls Today At 4 PM Fu-Time Jimette
We Want Your Panties/boxers!!
It's A PANTY RAAAAAAAID HaHaHaHaHa!!! Ok Ladies Grab ur Pertties Lace Find Ur Fav Pair Of Granny Panties (ok forget the GrannyPanties) lol But Dig In Ur Draws For Ur SemiFav Pair Of Undies & We Auctionin Them Off To The Highest Bidder... Gent's find ur fav pair of Tighty whities, Boxers or Roo's.. ONLY SERIOUS ENTRIES PLZ
Let's see...this is my first blog...and Naughty made me do it. I'm supposed to write 10 facts or weird things about my self, then tag 5 friends so they can do the same! Now whomever I tag...u can't tag me back...It's tha rules!! So Here goes. 1. I am the mother of three Handsome boys. 2. I have a super huge crush on someone and I'm not tellin who! 3. My Fubar Friends Rawk!(ofcourse) 4. I live in Northern Va. 5. I love Jersey/Philly boys their swagga is untouchable! 6. I love the interracial swirl-it rawKs! 7. I love talk shows! 8. I have a habit of attracting psychos. *shrugz* 9. I lived in Arkansas for almost 3 yrs.( go figure!) 10. I am a super freak!!!(in a committed relationship of course.) I am going to tag: That One guy Jay Hoody Ariana Pervy Ghost 254 Vin Makin like a ninja! *poof*
Please Read Just Fyi To All!
Cobralady™~aka Snakey~Rate Spanker~Keeper Of The Animal's~In The Animal's Den@ fubar FYI To All I Know And Talk To On The Fu! For The Next Month I Will Be Helping Out My Neighbor While He & His Wife Take A Long Vacation He Has Farm Animals That I Will Be Taking Care Of And I Get Fresh Farm Eggs Out Of The Bargin! LOL Between My Job And Doing This MIGHT Limit My Time To Help My Family, Friends And Love One’s To Level Up! If You Leave Me Some Rate Luv Don’t Forget To Send Me A PM So I Can Do My Best To Return All The Luv!
My Sex 411
Stole this from Italian Tease. (If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? Getting off, lol What is something you have always wanted to try? Sex on the beach What is something you have never done in bed before? umm I'm a nympho i cant think of anything lol What time of day do you like to have sex? doesn't matter lol What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? I dont need to see anything it's the touch How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? not long at all lol If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Neither i could care less Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? No i would laugh Have
Ok my fu friends and family! was wondering if you can help me out with something.....just a little perplexed about a few things. Your shooting the shit with someone, nothing big, nothing special,.......don't let your heads get in to overload or anything. Your just shooting the shit nothing sexual, not flirting, not lets fuck....just shooting the shit, why is it when you ask a guy if he has a g/f and he says no (which most of the time he does....whole other but yet if he asks you if you have a b/f and you do hes gone with the wind, why is that, i dont understand that, i have a lot of guy friends and cant figure it out. Now lets not get all twisted i DO NOT have a boyfriend.....this is all just a question? So can someone please help me out with this cuz i think my head is going to explode and i think im ready to kill!!! Luv my fu fam and friends plz show them some luv!!! Peace out!
Nothing At All
i just thought id spill a few words of nothing today so here they are .......its cold here but i am gettin used to it its 30 and i am in a t shirt today ...... the ice is melting but how do folks come to choose to live in this enviroment no wonder the noth got so mad at the south i'd hate us too if i was a northern native we get all the good weather but i suppose some are smarter than others i just cant figure out why it cost twice to live here as san diego so i swear i am havein trouble with it but i can do it as ;long as shes close if the day ever comes that shes not (god forbid this plz) i will be back in cali in 7 days or less it's well .........its california i can still hit the slopes and get a tan the same day .... so i gotta ask and please reply ...WHY DO THE PEOPLE IN THE USA FAR NOTRTH LIVE IN THE FREZZEING COLD AND ICE AND ALL THAT IT BRINGS WITH IT ????????
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I keep getting random texts(cell) from some douchebag, telling me how sexy I am. He won't tell me who he is. I told him I could give a fuck about what he thinks and to fuck off 2. I Guess I don't take well to compliments really. 3. I just ate a tuna and chip wrap? Yeah... I enjoyed it. 4. I need to fix the faucet in the shower, because it takes 2 mins to turn the cold water on... and then when its on, it takes even longer to turn off? Shit sucks yo. 5. I am currently unemployed, because my miraculous mind decided to agree with me, and encourage my quitting. 6. I guess I tend to lead guy
Jacoby Shaddix Of Papa Roach Interview
Interview with Jacoby Shaddix, lead singer for Northern California's Papa Roach. Jacoby Shaddix is a breath of fresh air...well not in the literal sense but more like that stale smoke filled bar with the loud band, filthy bathrooms, spilling your plastic cup of beer while standing room only kind of way. He's rough, he's raw and I love it! Usually interview subjects are unusually polite and while the occasional curse word will slip, for the most part you can hear that calculated restraint in their voice, perhaps from years of practice on the interview circuit or from assumptions of the interviewer or audience. I appreciate the pleasantries, don't get me wrong but I love the honesty of the brashness. It's fucking rock and roll, after all! I had the pleasure of talking to frontman extraordinaire, Jacoby Shaddix, while on tour with Avenged Sevenfold, Buckcherry and Saving Abel. We covered many topics in that short time not limited to strippers (male), porn (pr
well since this site is more about your score and worrying who has the most points and the most "friends" im out of here. Friends are people that you actually talk to and have conversations with, not just rate their photos and profile and other things like that. I dont need an online popularity contest to make myself feel better abotu myself i know who i am and what i do i dont need complete strangers telling me this. Dont get me wrong ive met some great nice people here but those were few and far between. I have far better things to do then waste my time trying to be the cool kid on fubar. So continue on living your meaningless online lives.
Governmental Peer Pressure
First thoughts on Gangs of Politicos written 10-12-2008.... (An amusing "Thought Trip" highlight: the very top link that you get when you google "we the people constitution", leads to a link that spells defense as "defence". Actually that's probably an appropriate launching point. Ouch.) "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America." I've been listening to pundits and I am so confused. The democratic ones make so much sense, and the republican ones make so much sense. What I try to caution myself with is the fact that they are entertainers of a sort. They have gained the ability to reach millions of Americans via the medium of media by being watchable or listenable. Catherine Coulter is generally fo
Thank You!
I just wanted to thank everyone who helped me out today/last night. It was hectic and chaotic the entire 24 hours. I only slept an hour and a half while running the 11's because I had so many hard hitters and awesome friends. So thanks, and I wanted to post the final results for the day: Tooltip Views: 1,536 so far today, 362 yesterday. (vip only) Photo Views: 31,015 so far today, 4,507 yesterday. (vip only) Thanks guys! Looking forward to a rank tomorrow. We'll see. ♥
My Nephew Died On 2-20-09 With Only 6 Weeks Left In His Mommys Womb God Bless You Our Sweet Angel!
Just Another Poem
Lord above strike me blind .....if I should stray, ..let me not her love betray. I lie awake throughout the night, .....longing for her, ..she is my light. I give her my life, my heart, my soul. Loving her always, only goal. Lord, I beseech thee, her eyes that she may see, her heart that she may know, how very much I love her so.
February Thoughts
The past is like a road sign on the path of one's life. It guides you on your journey, but doesn't determine where you'll end up.
Be Back Now
Help A Hussy Out!
Help a hussie out! WetCat is hosting a HH on Sunday@11AM Fubar time.She will also turn on her autos. So she needs all the help she can get to ORACLE! Go show her all the love you can! ☂ ώετÇåt ☂@ fubar Pimped out with love by: ♫BlackWidow♫@ fubar
Awesome Song
This is a song by an acapella Christian group I heard about 5 or 6 years ago. They are awesome. Anyway, I used this song as background for a presentation I did for my daughter's graduation party. I found it last night while backing up my computer. It's an awesome song and if your kids are still young (or you have grandkids), it becomes even more meaningful. Remember... there are no instruments, just their voices. I need to get the CD freom the kids and rip all the songs onto my computer. Let me know what you think. Free file hosting by
A Friend...
i am worried and prayering for my friend who has breast cancer, she has sugary on the March 9! Her email is below.. please pray for her to get better.. thank you! "I got the good news that I am a candidate for the reconstructive surgery that I wanted. The insurance has cleared it and my surgery has been set for March 9 at H. Hospital. My stay will be from 3 to 5 days and than I am going to my moms to recover for a week or so. The actual time will be 6 to 8 weeks before I feel somewhat back to "normal". This is the final chapter on this long road of fighting Breast Cancer and hopefully the last. My spirits remain high and I know the long term outcome will be good for me. The name of the surgery I am getting is called a Tram Flap and it is pretty extensive. It will be 8 hours in the operating room but well worth it in the end. Take care everyone and pass this on to anyone you think will be interested in reading it. Love, B.L." *Prayers for B.L.*
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? crushed 2. Your significant other? zipped 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? bitch 5. Your father? DEAD 6. Your favorite thing? chaos 7. Your dream last night? outstanding 8. Your favorite drink? coffee 9. Your dream/goal? Valhalla 10. The room you're in? Not 11. Music? \,,/ 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? crypt 14. Where were you last night? stalking 15. What you're not? sane 16. Muffins? Blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? peace 18. Where you grew up? usa 19. The last thing you did? notta 20. What are you wearing? necklace 21. TV? FIXED 22. Your pets? dogs 23. Your computer? here 24. Your life? Complicated 25. Your mood?
My Non-raters I Love Them!!
Just so people realize I really don't expect much but if I take 1-2 hours on your page then don't bitch when I expect a little consideration back or my time. I never ask for bling...never beg, just you know do what you need to do. I really dislike the excuses people give though ..."I'm too children...etc" See if I can take the time and consideration for you then why not do the same. It isn't that hard. We are all on this oppressive web site trying to have fun, obtain rates and give back to others~~ To those auto assholes and there are some on this site. They get 35 credits that is 35k atop of the people rating them so ummmm you don't need to do a damn thing and get all the points one could desire. So why does it seem so hard that you can not do the same?? Laziness, spoiled or just ignorance?? It is a shame people show very little respect, ok we all have a hard time rating since the higher jack asses changed the system, but I work with it even though every other on
Toys R Us Sucks Cocks In Hell!!!
I can't believe I am pissed off over something this stupid, but I am Johnny Storm over this shit!!! (flame ON!) My son & his friends are all into Club Penguin. For those of you in the know, no exlplaination is needed. If you aren't, go ask a kid. Earlier in the day, my mom went to the Parmatown Toys R Us & found some packs of the trading cards. She only had enough cash on hand to buy one pack. When I got home from work later, I took my son up there to see if they had more cards. The WHOLE way up there I kept telling him--you know they are probably out by now...don't get your hopes up too high just in case...etc. We walk in the store about 8pm, and GLORY BE THEY HAVE CARDS!!! There are like 30 packs on the racks!!!! Since I get that this item is EXTREMELY HOT at the moment & that there is probably a limit, I take 6 packs & feel totally guilty taking that many!! We also find a toy & decide to go hunt around to see if there is anything else there since, so far, we have been lucky. We
Chemo Started
Yesterday was the first day of my dads chemo treatment. He finished his brain radiation, and next.......... chemo. WTF!! They cancer has spread to his back and he is in a lot of pain now. Is there such a thing as the golden years anymore?
Insipration Has Its Advantages...
As you know.....Or most of you do....I have a "hat salute" album ......i have a thing for women in hats..............I was inspired by a mummerchick because she made me an entire album of "leg salutes"......Now for those of you brave enough to do one for me......As soon as i buy my VIP i will add you to such album...Those that dont want to do it biggie......but for those who are inspired.........GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So now that we are all agreed on the last week of June for our get together .... Let's start thinking of what we would like to happen during that time Things like.... Menu Drinks Entertainment Events We have a lot of time to think on this but it wont hurt to toss a few ideas around early so decisions can be made as well as proper planning So yall think on this and as ideas come to you please post them here so we can all discuss what we would like to do during this time... Let's make this an awesome event to remember I look forward to meeting all of you and stuffing yer tummies too Let's get this planned Love ya all *hugz*
Roasted Red Pepper Pasta Sauce
I made this the other night, nice break from tomatoes. 5 roasted red peppers (jarred or fresh), I roast my own, the jarred ones don't taste the same, but I'm also a fresh produce Nazi 1 onion, diced 2 garlic cloves, minced salt & pepper 1/4 tsp hot red pepper flakes extra virgin olive oil 1/2 cup white wine grated parmesan Saute onions in large skillet over medium heat in the oil until transparent. Add garlic and hot pepper flakes, cook for another two minutes or so. Add wine and bring to simmer. Cut roasted peppers into bite size pieces (skin them first if you're doing the roasting yourself) and add to skillet. Season with salt & pepper. Cover and simmer 15 mins. Pour into food processor and pulse until peppers are in small pieces, don't paste them. Pour over pasta and top with parmesan.
"S.E.X." [Verse 1] "No" is a dirty word, Never gonna say it first, "No" is just a thought that never crosses my mind. Maybe in the parking lot, Better bring your friend along, Better rock together than just one at a time. [Chorus] S is for the simple need. E is for the ecstasy. X is just to mark the spot, Because that's the one you really want. (Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question, 'Cause the answer's yes, oh the answers (Yes) Not just a suggestion, if you ask a question, Then it's always yes. Yeah! [Verse 2] I'm loving what you wanna wear, I wonder what's up under there? Wonder if I'll ever have it under my tongue? I'll love to try to set you free, I love you all over me. Love hearin' the sound you make the second you're done. [Chorus] S is for the simple need. E is for the ecstasy. X is just to mark the spot, Because that's the one you really want. (Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question, 'Cause the answer's yes,
The Last Time
This is the last time my whole world falls apart. I fall in love with an amazing man and i go to tell him how i feel and i end up losing him over it. This pain is not worth it. I wont be going threw this again. I realize once and for all im not loveable. I cant be loved so I'm going to stop trying. Maybe I should have stoped before this last time maybe a wonderful guy wouldnt have gotten hurt. I went into this relationship knowing I wasnt loveable. I should have stayed away and protected him from the same pain. I thought maybe it was the guys I've been choosing. Maybe I am loveable just hadnt found the right guy yet. Well, they say you always go with your heart the first time. They are right, dont ever second guess yourself when it comes to the heart. I was right the first time. Im not loveable never have been and never will be. If I had just admited it sooner then a wonderful guy wouldnt have gotten hurt to. But, I wont be making this mistake again. I refuse to not only feel this pain
The Japanese Are Fkd Up
Apparently the japanese have come out with a game called "Rapelay". Amazon has banned selling it on their site. Here's a review i found on the game: When I fire up a modern game on a modern console or PC I am often struck with nostalgia. I recall the joys I once experienced, hunched over my Atari 2600, entranced by the vaguely human shapes moving around the screen and throwing dots at each other. I can't help but look at the roaring demonoids and wailing 5.1 surround drop ships and bounding Pinatas and marvel at how far videogames have come, but there is the nagging suspicion that those simpler games and simpler times were in most ways better. Eating prostitutes with a crowbar in Vice City is great fun, to be sure, but does it still have that same innocent wonder to it as chowing down on power pellets and blue ghosts? In the immortal words of Eleanor Roosevelt, "So, too, go the rape games". Custer's Revenge was a joy to play, just you and the Indian squaw tied to a pole with he
"a True Man"
"A TRUE MAN" When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cussing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she look's at you with doubt [ Back y
Auction By Popular Demand T-shirt And What !
"It that time of year for a sexy t-shirt and p_nties auction for the ladies to show only what mother gave them to work with! Taking entries at this time. 20K is the fee and a sfw pic of yourself in a t-shirt and p_anties on pt. 2 auction......!" ** NEW WILL BEGIN ON THE 14TH OF THIS MONTH...........LAST DAY FOR PIC IS THE 13TH TY** RULES 1. NO DRAMA PLEASE! 2. PLEASE SEND PIC SFW ONLY 3. ALL FEE SENT TO E-MAIL AND WHAT YOU ARE OFFERING 4. OPEN TO ALL MALE(IN BOXER) AND FEMALE 5. WILL OPEN WHEN GET 10 ENTRIES............! 6. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ADD THE HOST/FAN 7. AT LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE ONE WITH THE MOST RATES COMMENTS A BLING PACK 8. COME ON AND JOIN THE T-SHIRT AUCTION. HOSTED BY:
I Knew
From the moment I looked into your eyes, I knew you were the one, the one I was ment to be with, the one I was supposed to spend my time with until my time was done. From the moment I looked into your eyes, I knew I was yours forever. From the time I looked into your eyes I knew my life was going to change. The change that was needed for me, to set me free. From the moment I looked into your eyes I knew that I would be happy forever, the happiness that I have waited so very long to have, but didn't believe in happily ever after. From the moment that I looked into your eyes, I knew, that I would fall in love with you.
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Threesomes.... Sadly Not A Dirty Thing
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. *side note i am participating only with the understanding that i don't have to be honest serious and very openly sarcastic Three Names I go by 1. mine 2. dysskrasia 3. and now i am even bozo Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. us army 2. bar fly 3. whore... only sometimes i gotta make that green too Three Places I have lived 1. appartment 2. house 3. your closet Three TV Shows that I watch 1. house 2. the sheild 3. becker Three places I have been 1. couch 2. bathroom 3. kitchen Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. fubar shop *asses think everything i do is nsfw* 2. random and often scary looking strangers *hides* 3. other then that mostly sb no emails Three of my favor
Threesomes Tag
hreesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Kloverlynn 2. kloverkunt 3. Kerry Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Surgical Nurse 2. ER/Trauma nurse 3. dancer..yes know that will get me bashed Three Places I have lived 1.Denver, Co 2. Las Vegas , NV 3. Tulsa, OK Three TV Shows that I watch 1. House 2. Heroes 3. Eleventh Hour Three places I have been 1. Buffalo, NY 2. Cao San Lucas, MX 3. Darmstadt, Germany Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Johnny 2. 514 3. Death Three of my favorite foods 1. Steak 2. Chicken of any kind 3. Tacos Three things I would like to do 1. Sleep. 2. Masturbate. 3. sex with a wiling and conscious partner Three friends I think will respond 1. No 2. fuckin
Dropkick Murphys Concert
Oh I am soooo marking this NSFW...for those of you that know me...I don't make a habit of swearing fact I am probably the person that swears least of everyone I know...but I just have to let everything out... favorite band is Dropkick Murphys...they are an irish rock band for those of you who dont know or I may not of already told...I've loved this band even before they hit the scenes with their song in "The Departed"...which was titled..."Shipping Up To Boston"...but anyways...I'm rambling..I'll get to the point... My sister got some tickets and promised me that one of em had my name on it...she above everyone else realizes how much I love the we had this planned out a few weeks ago when she got the tickets...the deal was that I was gonna drive her and her friends to Milwaukee..which is about 2 hours from she was supposed to get the hotel for all of us and i was gonna pay for all the gas...which was quite a hit considering I would be on
Threesome Blog
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1.Cory 2. Cory 3.Cory Three Jobs I have had in my life 1.Mechanic 2. Carpenter 3. Weaver Three Places I have lived 1. Lavonia 2. Toccoa 3. Lavonia Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Gunsmoke 2. CSI NY 3. Law&Order SVU Three places I have been 1. Panama City Beach 2. Myrtle Beach 3. New Orleans Three people that text me regularly 1. Kit 2.Weirick (Why-Rick) 3. My friend Michael Three of my favorite foods 1. Steak 2. Pizza 3. Cheeseburgers Three things I would like to do 1.See Georgia win National Championship. 2.Fix my wifes pain 3.Ride a bull Three friends I think will respond 1.Damed if 2. I 3. know Things I am looking forward to 1.Meeting D
Based on a dream I had last night. -------- Teeth at his jaw, tongue on his flesh, she writhes atop him, feral and hungry and urgent. Hips grind and squirm downwards, warm silky flesh swallowing whole instant by instant... Mouths meet, velvet caresses turning to bites, nibbles, tugs and pulls, lips yanked at hard enough to make the tingles linger long after mouths seperate, seeking other flesh to delight and torment. Hands scratch down her back; his nails aren't as long as hers, but they still leave their mark, and she arches her spine, offering. His greedy gaze absorbs the swell of her breasts, the shift and sway of them as his hands settle upon her hips, fingers digging in hard. He grips, lifting her, holding her up, growling as she half-collapses onto him, face pushing hard into the hollow of his neck. Panting, her soft wet little tongue tickles at his skin as he buries himself into her fervently. The moment changes and stays the same: frantic, urgent, each wet, le
Threesome Blog
Now here's what your supposed to do....and please do not spoil the fun..Start a new note,delete my answers and put in your own.Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn alot of little known things about each other. Three names I go by. 1) Mindy 2) Mrs. "Smith" 3) Mom Three jobs I have had in my life. 1)Preschool Teacher 2)Deli girl 3)Jewerly Sales Three places I have lived. 1) Illinois 2) Illinois 3) and landlocked Illinois Three TV shows I watch. 1) The Office 2) Sex and the City Re-Runs 3) Discovery Channel Shows... Three places I have been. 1)Mexico 2)Canada 3)Banamas Three people that e-mail be regularly. Regularly is a "relative" term. A couple close gfs and a couple friends on fu Three of my Favorite foods. 1)Chocolate 2)Potatoes 3)Steak Three things I would like to do. 1) Watch my kids grow up to be happy, healthy individuals;) 2) Finish my degree... 3) Become an artist or photographer full tim
Caution: Your Head May Explode Upon Viewing I have this dumb thing I do when I am upset. I google pictures of kittens to make myself laugh until I feel better. Today, I was feeling icky about something, and came across this website. There is simply too much cute! I couldn't take it! I had to leave, lol. If you go, I warn you. Your head might explode upon viewing.
Something To Think About
He is all of 19 years old. He is a short-haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances, is considered by society as half-man, half-boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. His never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father’s…but he has never collected unemployment either. He’s a recent high school graduate, he was probably an average student, pursued some for of sports activities, drives a ten-year-old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing…and 81-mm mortars. He is ten or fifteen pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field-strip a rifle in thir
If You Want To Know
Military Terms and Abbreviations APACHE LONGBOW – Latest, most sophisticated version of the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter with microwave directed Hellfire anti-tank missiles. ABRAMS – Fully-tracked M-1 Main Battle Tank featuring 120mm smoothbore cannon and three machineguns. BRADLEY – Fully-tracked M2 Infantry Fighting vehicle that carries 12 troops. BUSHMASTER – 23mm chain-gun mounted on Marine Corps LAV-25 LAV-25 – wheeled armored vehicle used by US Marine Corps in place of Bradley. SP – Self-propelled as in artillery. PACK III PATRIOT – Latest, most-sophisticated version of first-line anti-missile/anti-air missile system. RPG –Rocket-Propelled Grenade. Bazooka-like weapon developed by Communist-bloc forces and now used all over the world. Version being encountered is RPG-7V and is designed for anti-tank/anti-armor work. LMG – Light Machine Gun. M-4 – Short carbine version of the M-16A2 rifle. FRAG – Fragmentation hand-grenade. A
What The Hell.
The nsfw rules r really pissing me off... i mean i have a totally innocent pic of me in a pair of cotton panties but since my face isnt involved its marked nsfw? i mean i have seen much worse not marked nsfw...i cant even have a funny motivational poster of cleavage with cleavage involved without having it marked nsfw....we r "supposed" to be adults on this site...can we plz start acting like them? (funny thing is within mintues of posting this blog another pic was marked nsfw....i guess its ok to parade around in your lingerie on this site but senses of humor and free speech apparantly arent allowed)
My Virgin Trip To Chicago
I was recently nominated for a position on the Agent's Council for RLI Insurance Co. It's a very prestigious honor to be nominated, especially since there are only 6 members of the panel. Two IIABA Administrators, two retail MGA agents, one retail distributor and one call center representative. The executive director of the orgainization I work for as well as the director for my department were notified and they approved of my participation, and now I get an all expense paid trip to Chicago at the end of March!!! I'm really excited!!! I've never been to Chicago and I am finally getting acknowledgement for the job I have done since I took over the insurance program almost two years ago. I just hope I get a chance to sight-see a little before I come back home!!!
Like You'll Never See Me Again--alicia Keys
She Stole Our Panties & Sellin ' Em!
It's A PANTY RAAAAAAAID HaHaHaHaHa!!! MysteriousQ Pink Devilish Desire HellCat Starry VAMP MORTICIA
Tag... You're It!
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I Drive a Chevy Silverado. If I have my choice, I will not own a car. ( Can't go 'muddin' properly in a car, lol) 2. I have 3 favorite colors... Black, Green and Purple. 3. I love being outside, but I hate winter time. 4. I have two teenage kids; a 13 yr old boy and a 14 yr old girl. 5. I have lived in several states but TN is my home. 6. No one has cut my hair since I was 12. I have been cutting my own hair. Can you tell? Lol. 7. I don't like big cities except to visit. I like living in the country. (No nosie neighbors) 8. I love to draw, even had an art scholarship, but I got m
Little Child
Little Child As a child I rubbed Dandelions on my cheek. As a child I searched for Four leaf clovers. As a child I waited on Christmas eve With youthful anticipation. As a child I ate sweet tarts Cherri Flavored With screwed up lips. As a child I never looked under the bed at night Hoping for as well as fearing what I may find. As a child I was free to cry When crying was necessary. As a child I laughed when the time called for it Or anytime at all. As a child I liked the food I liked And dribbled down my chin That which I didn’t. As a child I feared the unknown And did not know fear. Now I am older Thank god the child Hasn't Left? poet
And I'd give up forever to touch you 'Cause I know that you feel me somehow You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life 'Cause sooner or later it's over I just don't want to miss you tonight And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming Or the moment of truth in your lies When everything feels like the movies And you bleed just to know you're alive And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am (break and solo) And I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am. And I don't want the world to
A Soft Rain
A soft rain A soft rain, On a warm morning, During a walk, Is an invitation To refine those Memories That have faded since Childhood. Is it the falling of the Drops through the leaves That we hear? or Is that the movement of Peals of water rolling over the Once dry creek bed? I have thrown aside My umbrella… A quiet that is only Broken by the swish Of car tires as they Breathlessly swirl by, Rain flattens my Hair, running rivulets Of nature’s tears over My unshaven face. My dogs prance the Prance with what we foolishly Call a smile on their faces. That is obviously just Contentment! The rain is irrelevant To them, silly! Yet not to me As I recapture The joy of catching Droplets on a tongue Stuck out in Defiance of growing old, I care not, I am wearing flip flops, My t-shirt sticks To my chest. Poet
You Say You Want To Be Just Friends
You say you want to be just friends, But do you mean goodbye? Is that the easy way to end The wish without the why?
Everybody Hurts
When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone, When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on. Don't let yourself go, everybody cries And everybody hurts sometimes. Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it's time to sing along. When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on) If you feel like letting go, (hold on) When you think you've had too much of this life, well hang on. Everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends. Everybody hurts. Don't throw your hand. Oh, no. Don't throw your hand. If you feel like you're alone, No, no, no, you are not alone If you're on your own in this life, the days and nights are long, When you think you've had too much of this life to hang on. Well, everybody hurts sometimes, everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes. And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. {Everybody Hurts, REM}
More Updates On Ash
Ash says she sorry she didnt talk to anyone yesterday she was very sick due to the medication that she was on they where pumping to much into her system at one time and to close together in the middle of the day she starting to throw up and her blood presure got extremely low so so she got pumped full of fluids and she slept the day away today she felt a lot better and finally got some food in her n it stayed down her blood pressure has been pretty normal today and she isnt as pal as yesterday. I got to see her today and she is doing better n i got pictures of her n ill be posting them n i got a video of her to n ill get that posted to they are going to start a new antibotic on her tomorow so will see how it goes. once i hear more ill let u guys know SHe says she misses everybody n she hopes to be home this week and so do i well update again sometime soon n plzz look at pictures n show lots of love to show how much we miss her and want her home
In The Loop...
There are 24 hours 365 days 31,446,925.9936 seconds That is so very very long to hate So much time spent comtemplating self-loathing So much fear So many mistakes can be made with so much time My errors have run the gambit My course seems set toward self destruction There must be some way out of this cycle This endless loop I've put myself in Is suicide the answer? If so, whats the question? I'm so scared of being alone Why do I push so hard to stay that way? What am I so afraid of? I fear myself...
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! I was doing just fine. But I get this way right when March comes along. You think of spring as a newness. It hasn't been for me. Yeah, it is about Kitty. My baby sister. GOD! I begin to miss her so much! Why did she have to go like that?! Why? Why did my family have to go through such pain and turmoil. Even goes as far as to missing my own two little girls. Wondering if I will ever see them again. To hold them. But I do miss "Kitty". She will always be missed! I miss you babygirl!
My Night So Far...
So I'm sitting here thinking about alot of stuff... drinking and i dont go good together if I'm not doing anything in particular. I'm thinking about how the hell I'm going to get back to CO and get a job and find another apartment. Second I'm thinking about how I really dont like being single. I've never noticed how much it bothers me untill today. So when I first noticed it today was when my family and I went to state street for my sisters birthday and did b-day things. My sis and her ex are kinda like fuck buddies or something cause they still hang out with each other... sleep over at each others houses... you know the whole shebang. Anywho, they where all over each other the entire time and to top it all off all the other couples where too!!! I want someone to kiss me all sweetly and hold my hand and cal me cute names. I actually want the sapiness of a relationship. I'm a friggin retard.... Ich Bin einsam Ich möchte ein guter Mensch in meinem Leben, die ich weiß, dass ich ve
The Effect Of Margarita On Me
1-2 margarita makes me smile 3-4 margarita makes me sleepy 5-6 margarita makes me dance 7-8 margarita makes me say silly things 9-10 margarita, I'll blow your dick in public
Profile Of A Madman
The profile of an anal retentive man. Yes, the picture above is indeed my sock drawer. Boxers to the left, undershirts in the middle, and socks to the right. I may have a problem. Hah. Over the last two days I've gone into a cleaning fit, it's no uncommon for me, but did involve washing every piece of clothing I owned, completely tearing everything off my desk and replacing it, throwing junk away, cleaning closets, etc. I guess this is my spring cleaning fit, and I hope it is over. I think it may be inspired by the lack of change I've had lately. Something about me likes to change things. It doesn't even have to really even big a big change, just moving furniture or something like that. Growing up I moved things around about every three or four months, trying to find the best layout for everything. I've moved my office at work around five times this last year. Unfortunately with my current setup at home there's just no room to move anything. I may try anyway to to appease myself
I Has Stoled This From Ninjastars.
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF Angels and Girlfriends - Five For Fighting WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Redneck Woman - Gretchen Wilson [LOL] HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? A Day To Be Alone - One Less Reason WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Crossroads - Bone Thugs n' Harmony IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? 10 Years Today - Bullet For My Valentine WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Take Me Home Please - Reggie and the Full Effect WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Now or Never - Three Days Grace WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? The Unwinding Cable Car - Anberlin WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT? Wild One - Billy Idol WHAT IS 2 + 2? It Was A Good Day - Ice Cube WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? This Time - From the August Rush Soundtrack WHAT IS YOUR LI
Size Does Matter
Ok ladies, I am curious! How do you feel about big dicks? Gotta have it? Scares me? Sometimes? Give me some input and check my NSFW's! How much is too much? Is there a limit to what you want, or is bigger ALWAYS better? Tell me- I wann know!
Who Is Where And When
ok i live from paycheck to paycheck, so i need to know who is auctions, my paycheck for march 5th is already almost 100% budgeted, and my paycheck for march 19th is 66% budgeted already. i make no bids nor promises i cannot fulfill.
More About My Damn Problems!
I went to see that Oncologists Cancer Specialist, he checked me out down stairs an well found the tumor which is 5mm in size, it's not really that big however he said my choices are either radiation,chemo or surgery at this point I don't know what I'm going to do he wants me to have some testing done such as a CT scan & blood work I am do to go in tomorrow for those & then I go into see him on the 12th. I have been doing alot of research on all this shit and most of it doesn't make since but then again I know what I've got to deal with & if I don't do anything about it, the doctor said that it will start to spread anyways I'm some what worried about the out come of the testing because he wants to make sure that it hasn't spreaded anywhere else such as my lungs, ect... I'm so glad that I have friends on here which understand an know what I'm going through & hope that those who have had cervical cancer will do the right thing by getting paps done every 2 years, also to do your research.I
March 2nd
Do You Have Monday Blues? Are your wondering what to do on a Monday? Do you want to rate but don't want to go through the BORED board? Are you tired of only rating only ezrate pics? Well, here is something different, fun, and exciting! SARGE'S BAD GIRLS The BEST bad girls you will ever meet! A listing at your fingertips of beautiful women with great pics. And of course the man that made it all possible. (He has folders of some of our best pics!) Give these bad girls a good old fashioned fu-spanking and don't forget to thank the man that made it all possible. Fan - Rate - Friend - Bling - Comment! You won't regret it! ***SBGs*** You Should Be Rating The SBG picture folders of Sarge and the Top Five SBGs (Up To 25 Mandatory) in this Bulletin/Blog. Next Monday These Top Five Will Be On The Bottom Of The List. All SBGs .. please comply! Sarge's Bad Girls
Toys R Us Update Part 2
I got a call from the whatever department at TRU that handles crazy moms. I nearly laughed the poor kid off the phone. I mean, as far as I am concerned, I won't get a straight answer from them. THEY ARE the company I have the problem with. Anyhow, the kid that called said that the order to stop selling the cards came in like 5 min after I entered the store. Theoretically, had I just run in, & bought them without going further in the store, we would have had them. He said an order came down--but he never did say from whom-- that the CDIC said to stop selling the cards until they do some "random testing for the safety of the public" on them. Are you joking? These are trading cards. Not painted toys. Isn't lead paint an issue? I did not hear that ink or mylar are an issue. These are cards printed in ink, wrapped in mylar & put on a bubble pack card for rack display. NO other toy in that line was pulled & the cards are for sale other ways on line. So, if the CDIS was truely thinking som
The Last Person Who
THE LAST PERSON WHO: 1. Slept beside you: Daniel 2. Saw you cry: My mom 3. Made you cry: My dad 4. Went to the movies with you: Daniel 5. You went to dinner with: My family 6. You talked on the phone: My mom 7. Said 'I love you to you and really meant it': My mom 8. Broke your heart: I've never entrusted it to anyone 9. Made you laugh: Big Spoon 10. You thought about more than 3 times a day: Quite a few people...
1]How tall are you barefoot? about 6' 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope. 3] Do you own a gun? Nope. 4] Rehab? Its for quitters 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?nah...they cant be any worse than mine 6] What do you think of your friends? Wat? 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? i have 2...the peace carol and when the river meets the sea both by john denver and the muppets...laugh i dont care 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee 9] Do you do push-ups? Oddly, my fat ass can, yes 10] Have you ever done ecstasy? nope 11] Are you vegetarian? only if its being eaten out of a cows stomach 12] Do you like painkillers? depends 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? my rugged good looks and boyish charm...ha ha no i dunno ask them why they like me 14] Do you own a knife? my dads pocket knife 15] Do you have A.D.D. nah i dont thi...oh look butterflies 16] Date Of Birth? ma
Shittiest Game Of Tag Ever!
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Iwn WAY, WAY too many comic books. There's something like 6,000+ sitting in my upstairs closet. And yes I can recall almost all of them after reading the first couple pages. 2. I watch too much damn TV, but I love my DVR so very much. All CSIs, Battlestar Galatica, Dollhouse, Chuck, Iron Chef, Surviorman/Man vs Wild, Heroes, Knight Rider (new one), Fringe, Terminator, and The Office. 3. Stupid Mobster game on Facebook is a new addiction. 4. I'm a sarcastic prick. Deal with it lol 5. I've bartended for about the last 10 years of my life and still not a fan of people in general. Either
Just Irked! Lol
I do not like bag heads... that iz all! Hehehe...just had to vent...
My Threesomes....stolen From Joel
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Jami 2. Mommy 3. Baby Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Bartender 2. Corrections Officer 3. Fraud Three Places I have lived 1. Westampton 2. Marlton 3. Port Penn Three TV Shows that I watch 1. 24....Jack Bauer is the shit 2. Law and Order SVU 3. Idol Three places I have been 1. Africa 2. Germany 3. Austria Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Mom 2. Work 3. Jamie Three of my favorite foods 1. Seafood 2. Mexican 3. Italian Three things I would like to do 1. Get married 2. Move 3. Have another baby Three friends I think will respond 1. None 2. " 3. " Things I am looking forward to 1. Getting married 2. 2 hrs of 24 tonight 3. Hav
Own This Lucky Charm
Im UP For Auction!! So Stop By and Bid I May Even Throw In Some Goodies To The Winner
I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
Stolen From Anna Molly....
1. What is your best friends name? David and JohnX 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Black n Pink 3. What are you listening to right now? A haunting 4. Whats your favorite number? 13 5. What was the last thing you ate? Fortune cookie 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Pink 7. How is the weather right now? Cold and Sunny 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Josh 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes and mouth 10. Do you have a significant other? Nope 11. Favorite TV show? Ncis and Criminal Minds 12. Siblings? nope i am the one and only 13. Height? 5'10'' 14. Hair color brown 15. Eye Color? Dark brown 16. Do you wear contacts? No. 17. Favorite Holiday? Halloween 18. Month? October 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? I cry for a reason 20. What was the last movie you watched? Pineapple Express 21. Favorite Day of the Year? March 28 22
Oh Ffs
So...clown bitch came back..and it seems after sending a SS to support of her admitting it was her..I lost my comments..SO I won't be on much I suppose. So I guess see ya'll in a month..and fuck that clown bitch.
Oh Fvck It
OK...well it seems I HAVE been blocked. Guess the clown has more pull than we thought. Th hypocrisy of this makes me wanna vomit. So they told me to check back in a week and I guess I will. And I also guess that when she comes into mumms attacking me I will STFU. I am posting this cuz I cannot comment ANYTHING..blogs, mumms profiles nothin. So I will see ya'll in a week unless they delete me.
Links To 250 Pic Folders
Sarge's Bad Girls Send Me Links To One Of Your 250 Pic Folders So I Can Add It To This Blog.. Thanks The Sarge
Another Update On Ash
i feeling a little bit better today, but still in a lot of pain. pain pills works wonders HA HA! my blood pressure dropped some today, and i also had a little bit of a fever today. everything is finally back to some what normal. im hoping to get the bandage on my leg changed wednesday. so then hopefully i can be on home on or by friday. there is still no guarantee when ill be home yet. but i sure hope its soon. Cause im so bored and so sick of this place already. If you wanna know more or chit chat keep checking back or get a hold of me if you like. I dont sleep much. Really hope to be home soon.
Love Life
i'm a party animal and love life, come and join me, lol
Ya Kno, Depression Is A S............. !!!
"PLEASE NO WORRIES,I'M FINE" Don't worry none for me, because the stars above are shining on the next path i must travel. Taking a new course in this life and making sure not to mess up everything as i usually do. Knowing now that even i, a backwoods redneck, have a calling i must go to, although as of yet, i do really do not know what it is. Just hoping that the courage i have will carry me on through. I am now and shall always be a man who seems to care for others, often way too much. This heart residing in my chest has been broken and shattered so many times, that it has become accustomed to the pain. Maybe i shall never figure out just why so many loved ones and friends have gone on ahead of me, but sitting here now, i know i have some purpose i must fulfill in this life before i go insane. There is one certain young lady who has really opened my eyes to what true love and pain is really all about. At times i feel like i am invisible to her in many ways
True Friends
So what is the remedy? In "Madea goes to jail" writer Tyler Perry states this: "Friends can be compared to trees. There are friends that are like the leaves, these would be equal to "fair-weather". There are there for a while but then they are gone when the season change. Then you have those that are like the branches, they are more durable than the leaves but eventually they will not be able to support all the circumstances you go through in life and will break away." Now this is not a bad thing but you must understand that not all friend are met to be around all the time. There will come times where you will outgrow some of your friends or you may have a friend come into your life for just a certain time and once they have accomplished what they were suppose to accomplish in your life they will move on. Let them go. The most important fact is leaves and branches grow back. These friends will be replaced in time. Back to Tyler Perry's definition of friends being
"A reflection on a pool of water does not reveal its depth." "The river has no shape, but it takes on the boundaries which it carves out for itself, so is the mind boundless, until it creates a prison for its own thoughts." "Absorb what is useful, Discard what is not, Add what is uniquely your own" Ultimately, you must forget about technique. The further you progress, the fewer teachings there are. The Great Path is really NO PATH. "Be more afraid of an army of sheep led by a wolf, than an army of wolves led by a sheep." "The strength of the wolf is the pack and the strength of the pack is the WOLF" "Everyone lies, even me." "The hawk breaks the back of his prey not because of strength, but because of timing." "He who knows doesn't speak; he who speaks doesn't know."
Its A Beautiful Day
Tuesday, March 3, 2009 Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) The Moon's entry into versatile Gemini this morning probably grabbed your attention, revealing countless new options that are interesting enough to explore. Unfortunately, you cannot go down more than one path at a time. Play through the possible scenarios in your head, pick the one that is most resonant to your thoughts and feelings, and then do something about it.
Current Giveaways
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Blueeyedbrat Wants Spotlight
My friends are having a spotlight fund raiser to help me get the spotlight. We have salutes up for auction and I have 600 11'sup for auction If you like to auction off anything please shout or pm me. :) If you like to donate fubucks to send please send them to me here BlueEyedBrat ~ SargesBadGirl ~PROMOTER@SYNFUL DESIRES@ fubar Here are the sexy fu-friends of mine that is auctioning off a salute to help me out! :) Click the picture below to bid on 600 11's
Do You Want To Own Fu Daddy's Shirt? Read Here...
I'm auctioning off Fu Daddy's shirt to the highest bidder. The auction will be held from Sat March7th from 5pm Fu time till Sat March 14th 5pm Fu time. To place your bid, leave a comment but please feel free to rate the pic as well. I'm not too big on rules so I only have 2: 1. Absolutely NO drama!!!!!! I get enough of it in my real life so don't need it on here too, if you break this rule you will be block!!!!!!!! 2. No dirty or nasty comments!!!!! Again if this rule is broken, you will be blocked!!!!!!!! Note: Fu Daddy will mail the shirt to the winner, Info will be discussed between the winner and Fu Daddy. We're all here for fun so lets keep this fun. Link will be posted when auction begins Have a great day
Damn Im Old
Auto11 Or Cherrybomb For Auction!
Auctioning off an Auto11 *OR* a Cherrybomb Bling Bids starting at 3mil - post bids here, auction ends Monday (9th)!
Only 113k To Level
Yes, it's that time again,,,, Could all my wonderful friends please help this amazing girl level?? She is so close,,,, Thank you in advance!!! Loves Ya ◔☪ღRiverwifeღ☪◔~*Fu-Married to Small Town Southern Man*~@ fubar
Feature Wanted:
some way to opt out of the shitty "news" ticker
You can't appreciate true love without knowing true pain, in the end the love you gain is worth the heart ache it took to acquire because truly, there is nothing in the world better than looking into the eyes of someone who you know truly loves you.. Everything else fades away and for once in your life you feel complete. There will only be one person in your life who will be able to calm your fears with the sound of their voice, or that will be willing to stand by you through all troubles life brings.. Only one person will ever open their heart to you and forgive you for everything before you do it simply because your very existence is precious to them.
Win A Million Fubuck Nsfw Triple Salute Contest!
BIG BUCKS FOR A ROCKIN' KAWK NSFW SALUTE!!! (we want you to pose for us.) ------------------------------------------------ ONE MILLION FUBUCK NSFW TRIPLE SALUTE CONTEST! ================================================= c'mon, you know you wanna... even if you're not: all you've got to do is: Take a pic of your cock ------------------------ with LUCKY / SICKKIE /& PEROXIDE written on it. then send it to: peroxide bombshell she will put the pics ((salutes into the folder she has appropriately titled CONTEST)) SUNDAY, March 15th - the entries will be judged on all aspects: not limited to, but including: creativity - endowment - composition - penmanship...etc'.... (hehehe) 1ST pl. = $1,000,000.00 FUBUCKS 2nd pl. = $200,000.00 FUBUCKS 3rd pl. = $20,000.00 FUBUCKS and for all, the distinguished status of having your cock in all of our personal salute folders, forever... +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Lunar Expression
Inherently afraid of the dark like a small child I am grateful for your illuminating glow. A reflection of the magnificence of the sun. You however , are never overbearing Gradually making yourself know. The stars applaud you As they glimmer like diamonds . I await you In anticipation of your full glory. It's then when my fear vanishes. I'm no longer in the darkness Frightened by the unknown. You are my solace. I'm protected by the light of the moon. written for Celina ..sorry it took so long ..**hugs**
Below I have two questions to ask. Remember that these are life threatening situations which need your vote. You are the deciding vote. #1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had eight kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded and she had syphilis, would you recommend she have an abortion? Okay, now while you are thinking about this poor pregnant woman, read the next question before providing me with your answer to this question posted above. #2: It is time to elect a new world leader and as I noted above, only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetaria
My Mother!
She was sent home from the hospital a few days ago do to Pneumonia, it was in her lfet lung now it's in her right one as well they had to call 911 because she was talking off the wall shit, pissed the bed, come to find out her sugar was @ 30 very/very low she was damn near in a diabete coma right now she's in the ICU, have not heard anymore on whats going on however the last thing I did hear from my sister was they had done an EKG an her heart was fluttering, I will try an keep everyone posted on whats going on with me & my mother. It just seems as if this whole family has been hit with a VOODOO curse, if it's not one thing it's another but anyways please pray for us both... Thank you all so much for everything & being there to support me in my time of need!!! Love always from your friend Jaime!
I Am Finally Home
Last Night's Writing...
these go with the other two in here, there's others missing from the set but i don't really want you all to see those faith i want only to make you smile i am lying i want so much more but there are things i do not want that at this moment i need to say not to you, or for you but for me things i know i don't want for me so i do not want them for you i do want to make you smile i do not want to try to be your joy i want to know your fears not to hold them against you nor to try to make you unafraid simply to know them, to know you i want to know your past not to try to fix it nor to absolve you of it simply to know where you come from i do not want to heal you i do not want to give you faith in humanity i do not want to promise you stars i will not try to fix your life, your problems, your family, your friendships, your past, your future i want to be there next to you i do not want to hold you up i do not want to stand behind you nor try to make you
I did it for the lulz..and i was called in as /B/lackup. (the pic i linked him to was his salute) Skyler: Hahaha, so be it ->Skyler: you love my cock so much already? Skyler: If you EVER message me again, I will find you, and I will kill you..In a VERY painful way. Don't EVER talk to me again. ->Skyler: please deliver your sage advice Skyler: Let me give you, or whoever this is, a word of advice ->Skyler: Thats fapworthy, Amirite? ->Skyler: http:... that person, right there..gets me Hard as fuck. Id Hit it so hard, that, were you able to pull me out, youd be the king of fuckin england! Skyler: Ha. How's that brother? ->Skyler: I Think Im In LOVE! Skyler@ fubar
Jamies Story Part 2
"Come 'ere, baby," Vic ordered, as she rolled on the bed with here legs splayed lewdly, and her vagina gaping and dripping with pussy juice, how ya like your new bed room!?!" "Really," Jamie asked softly, "you want me to live with you?!? "What the fuck do ya think I've been talking about, ya dumb cunt, now get over here and lick me clean," Vic said in an exasperated voice!!! "Yes, ma'am," Jamie replied quickly, as she lowered her warm mouth to Vic's bulging bare pussy! Throwing her head back and slightly arching her back, Vic pushed her pubis hard into Jamie's insistent mouth and thought how lucky she had been to find such a pretty little cunt lapper!!! Jamie on the other hand, was drowning herself into her first real sexual experience, and loving every second of it, as all at once, Vic moaned long a hard, and Jamie knew that her dom was climaxing in her mouth, what a feeling!!! While Vic was panting like a over heated dog, Jamie gave her now throbbing pussy tiny little kisses all over
Out Of Comments? :o
zomgwtf. Apparently I'm out of comments. Never happened before and I posted WAY more yesterday (especially during that stupid originality MUMM). zomgwtf?! WAAAH! NO MUMMS :o ...also, since I can't comment, I'll just lengthen this blog if necessary, yo. According to the fubar bible, comments are limited according to level between 5 to 2000* comments or some shit like that. I've never hit the limit in two years, though. :\ *fix'd Karma: apparently you can? I've not actually even posted that much today, though. Not compared with yesterday... or about a dozen other days. I'm confused. :S ... I'll also note I rarely comment on pictures etc... so I'm basically only posting in the MUMMs. In fact, I think the only comment outside of them that I've left today was one saying one of Katie's pictures is hawt. ...I agree with the "well shit!" sentiment.
You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth
I need to snap out of my dreary mood... for some reason this song helps =) Meat Loaf Lyrics
The Hand That Feeds
You're keeping in step In the line Got your chin held high and you feel just fine Because you do What you're told But inside your heart it is black and it's hollow and it's cold Just how deep do you believe? Will you bite the hand that feeds? Will you chew until it bleeds? Can you get up off your knees? Are you brave enough to see? Do you wanna change it? What if this whole crusades A charade? And behind it all there's a price to be paid For the blood Which we dine Justified in the name of the holy and the divine Just how deep do you believe? Will you bite the hand that feeds? Will you chew until it bleeds? Can you get up off your knees? Are you brave enough to see? Do you want to change it? So naive I keep holding on to what I want to believe I can see But I keep holding on and on and on and on Will you bite the hand that feeds you? Will you stay down on your knees? Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
sometimes they just don't get it. no matter how hard you try to make things right, the way you try to present an issue to them, they just don't want to listen. GUESS WHAT????? If you actually try to do something our way once in a while you might be surprised at how things work....but OH Never Mind, WE as women are NEVER right and why would we have anything important to say? Pat me on the back babe, when I show you that even the smallest of things can be recognized by the largest of companies! HOME DEPOT.... LOWES.... MENARDS.... GORDON LUMBAR..... CARTER LUMBER.... Look out here comes the biggest BITCH you have ever come across!!
The Boys
Make an on-line slide show at Once again KCPilar69 =)
had TWO parties to go to tonight.. 1 was great.. the other... umm... i kinda hid in the corner until i was there for a while so i could leave LOL my throat is killing me from the drinks, yelling over loud music, and all the smoke... it hurts to yawn and swallow I need a frozen drinkie
Dig This
ok so my son's mom just called me, we try to be friends for the sake of the kid, I haven't had a real relationship since july 07, partly because I was usually busy, with work the kid and recording. Any way she made that relationship a living hell for me and the girl, so I was messin around with a girl on the LOW LOW, but it didnt work. BACK TO THE POINT, we have been apart since 8/28/06 thats rite OH FUCKIN SIX and she called me ten minutes ago and started harassing me about a phone bill she found, in a box of my paperwork and mail, I apparently left behind, and she is flippin out about 3 year old phone calls I allegedly made to other girls while we were still together, WHAT THE FUCK. I seriously dont know what to do, I seriously dont, I told her I live in the present and she can have fun livin in 2006 cuz its 2009 in my world, and I put my son first. will this ever stop? thanks for lettin me vent I feel a lil bit better
Fakes Of The Week..
Check the blog below and to the left...don't forget to rate and post your comments as always and please don't forget to rate it a 1, 3, 6, 10 or 11..:D
How does someone get to the point of suicide? I just got a call from a friend of mine who informed me that another friend of mine had shot himself on Wednesday. This is too unreal for me. I just saw him last weekend! We had a drink together! How is this possible??? I don't understand how someone could really get to that point. Okay, I've been suicidal before, but I would never go through with it. I have my "emo" moments, but I know that in time they will pass. Life will get better. When I last seen my friend, he was happy and cheery. Now look.. nothing. He was so young, just 22 years old. He had so much to live for! He had recently stopped doing all of the drugs that he used to do (coke, heroin, weed, etc..), he only drank once in a great while, he had a girlfriend who absolutely adored him.. what would make him do this? I can't answer that, and no one may ever be able to.. I just hope that he is in a better place and hope that whatever he was feeling at the time is now g
Point And Bling Hos
Okay, as I sit here on Fubar it never amazes me how many women are willing to show private, or personal NSFW pics for bling, points,or bling packs. what really amazes me are the completely unattractive women that do it, whats worse are the men that will actually pay to see em..lmao.. now dont get me wrong, personal NSFW pics are fine in my book, in fact there are quite a few women I really enjoy looking at (admitted perve here) I think we all enjoy the compliments we get on our pics (who doesnt enjoy an ego boost) I just dont agree with prostituting for points....just my two cents....
Libra Love Compatibility Through The Signs
Libra Love Compatibility Through The Signs *IM A LIBRA LIBRA AND ARIES COMPATIBILITY You could marry an Aries; in the case of your Venus and the Aries Mars; there is an abundance of attraction. This involves your basic gentleness and Aries' aggressiveness. It is an instance of opposites attracting each other. Aries affects that part of your chart having to do with marriage, partnerships, legal commitments, public relations, the way you face the world and the way the Mudge. Obviously, the result could be emotional fireworks. This can be exciting - but even so, excitement can wear thin. You know what you want, but you may want more than Aries can provide. On the negative side of this relationship, you draw upon each other; you sap each other's energy. You come alive but you also become weary, wary and apprehensive. The moments of joy become spaced with times of worry and frustration. With each setback, there are step forward: you are almost like a general, planning each
New Banner For Dragon Riderz
Arrgh Fnaghrag! = Annoyance
Okay, I'm getting serious f'ing withdrawals. Not being in the MUMMs means I don't really notice when most of you are online as checking fubar every 5 minutes is a -freaking pain-. Ergo I demand (well, ask really nicely) that y'all who give a shit at least give the chatroom I plugged before a good try. Click here. It really works now. Srsly. Roll on 5 days time. :| ...yes, I lost globals. .....well try it tomorrow, at least, since I'm off to bed anywho. -.-
Confusion Sets In
The ex is playing the "good parent, bad parent" game... now both my kids wanna live with her when she moves.. why? because Daddy makes them do things, like pick up their room... they don't remember all the other shit, apparently.. like how their mom rather be with her fuckbuddies, then the kids, and dropped them at "anyone who would watch them's" house.. or the drugs, and the 7-10 ppl living there all the time.. the time my ex backhanded my daughter to the wall, when she was 6... or the time she ripped a solid chain necklace from her neck... how her mom wouldn't clean house... ever.. or the men entering and leaving the house all times of day and night, even when she was supposedly "with somebody" in a relationship.. apparently, the kids feel that i'm too strict.. too many rules, like only a half hour a day on the computer, etc etc..they are 8 and 11..
Ode To Juggalos...pfft
STILL banned even tho I was supposed to get them back today...bullshit.
As Long As I Have Legs...
Hey I Got A Question
okay i bought this in a flea market just because it was interesting i've never seen this before I have no ideal what it is has anyone EVER seen this before if so WTF is it !
Rammstein + Tatu
Auction Part Ii here's that link i've been promising you.
My 32nd Bday!
Ever Wish?
Ever wish you could just go back like 2 minutes after you fuck up so you can 'redo' or 'undo' whatever you did that made someone pissed at you? i'm not having the best luck lately. I can guarantee that i know what the bottom of my shoes taste like. It's not like the stress in my life isnt rich enough.. i have to go and fuck it up by saying something so stupid and out of line... ...sigh... I really hate me sometimes...
Not Fair Sometimes
ok so i found out today that one of my best friends who is/was 7 1/2 months pregant is going to have to give birth to a still born. Shes torn about it as im sure any mother would be. I cant imagine what it would be like to have to go into labor and birth the child that even though you havent met yet but you love more than life wont every give that first beautiful cry that crashes threw you with such relief. She wont ever hold her baby and wait for him to open his eyes and smile at her..she will never get the joy of his first words or first steps......i was up with her earlier waiting..trying to help her along....and she asked me to be there when she gives labor and of course i waiting for the phone call to say shes close enough to actually have the baby....its just heartbreaking...then at the same time this teenage baby (no im not ragging on teenaged mothers..i was one myself..but some of those girls just shouldnt have babys they havent and refuse to grow up enough to have
Leveling Blog#421
♥ DJ♥KARI♥ Owner of G.U&@darkmoon enterprises@ fubar 22,649 to Fu-King
Agood Friend From My Sis Bev For Us 3 Sisters
My Sisters Bev and Glenda my bother John I love you with all my heart and Soul! A good friend makes you laugh when you are suppose to be crying A good friend makes you feel rich when you don't have a dime A good friend makes you feel hope is there when you feel all hope is gone A good friend protects you when your worst enemy harms you A good friend is there when backstabbers are not A good friend helps you when others scandalize your name A good friend is just like your brother or sister, a knot ties you two together and never comes apart
Saying Goodbye To Mother
> > We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We > > turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our > > pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. > > We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived > > and we opened the front door to leave the house. > > The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she > always tries to eat the bird. > > My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The > > cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife > > doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the > > night. So,she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon. > > 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.' > > A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I > > said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the be
He sees those eyes and can't help being immersed, oh it's beautiful. In time he's tried to say his mind, but always seems to get hung up on the reason, oh it's pitiful. He sees that it's the feeling of regret. To know that something's waiting there but yet. He has to keep intentions tucked away, Enchanted by the little games they play. Even if she were to let it fall apart, I'm sure there'd be a reason not to show his heart. Any excuse to keep it from coming out, because he he's plagued with doubt. For now they'll just carry on that way, Enchanted by the little games they play. York Is A Lier
SHE SAID I can get you 2 cherry bombs tomorrow if you can find someone to sell me an auto 11 tonight ... Let me know..... OK I DID FOR FOR HER I can offer 3.5 mill now plus a 25 bling pack credit when I add more credits to my account tomorrow night after work === ' Michelle R/L ~ N ~ FU WIFE TO DJ Rebel/MEMBER OF AMERICAS BRAVE&PROUD' wrote the following at '2009-03-08 18:46:20'.. > > ok how much you offer for a auto 11s > === 'Mz.NewYork' wrote the following at '2009-03-08 18:42:31'.. OK SHE SAID Oh you will I promise ... Unlike a lot on here I keep my word. Thank you === ' Michelle R/L ~ N ~ FU WIFE TO DJ Rebel/MEMBER OF AMERICAS BRAVE&PROUD' wrote the following at '2009-03-08 19:28:31'.. > > i found someone for u to do it i hope i get the bling from u tommorrow here his link IF FUBAR NOT IMPORTANT FOR HER THEN WHY THE HELL SHE ON HERE PLAYING EVERY1 THEN I HATE DAMN LIER
My Celebrity Look A Like
So i go onto this site to see what my celebrity look a like is and the first one i match for is Jessica Simpson the morph is bad so i try to load another picture and it turns out thatg i look like Kristin Davis... take a look and tell me what you think. MyHeritage: Celebrity Morph - Free genealogy - Geneology
Intellectual Property...need Advice
If anyone knows anything regarding trademark, copyright, etc...please talk to me. I need to trademark my Rock The Troops before I proceed with plans for the tour and there is a possible name conflict. Thanks!
Im Not Here Anymore
if your crafty youll figure out how to find me on ning, otherwise, see ya
Leveling Blog 422 needs 236,705 to level!i can't get it to copy her link with pic lol!She has Auto's on!!
Bombing Contest
I am in a bombing contest to win a VIP for a month. I need 8000 comments to win. So anyone that helps me, I will return the love. Here is the link to the page that needs to be bomb. Thanks in advance for any help i get!!! Oh and you will find you have to post a comment and then refresh the page to post another.
Getting Away With Murder ~papa Roach
Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness I need to calculate what creates my own madness And I'm addicted to your punishments And your the master And I am waiting for disaster I feel irrational So confrontational To tell the truth I am, Getting away with murder It is impossible To never tell the truth But the reality is, I'm getting away with murder (Whisper) Getting away Getting away Getting away I'll drink my drink and I don't even want to I think my thoughts when- I don't even need to I never look back because I don't even want to And I don't need to Because I'm getting away with murder! I feel irrational So confrontational To tell the truth I am, Getting away with murder It is impossible To never tell the truth But the reality is, I'm getting away with murder (Whisper) Getting away Getting away Getting away Getting away Getting away Getting away Getting away Getting away Getting away wit
Things To Think About
You will see.. your the star thats fading lost in the space between... the sky and myself ..your out of reach..its where ive placed you... all of you.. just out of reach...i make it impossible to be successful or is it the other way around.. this is not my place or time...if i reached for the stars i can disappoint plenty... tell me when i go out on the road how will love work... would you be able to survive and keep love strong or would you move is impossible to find.. its impossible to keep the loves that are true.. but to find that person that regardless of jobs,location, communication.. you can love and be faithful to if i could find that impossible find..the guy to put the stars in my eyes would be one step happier.. every body wants to be the light is someones eyes,weather or not you are is another story...
Where Is The Weed At??
10 Dead After Teen Shooting Rampage At German School
BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A 17-year-old former student dressed in military gear killed at least 10 people when he opened fire at a school in southwest Germany on Wednesday morning, police said. Citing police sources, German media reports said the gunman was later killed by police. Many others were wounded in the shooting in the small town of Winnenden, about 20 kilometers (12 miles) northeast of Stuttgart. The exact number of casualties was still not known, police said. The shooting, which lasted about two minutes, happened at the Albertville-Realschule Winnenden school, a junior high school, about 9:30 a.m. About 1,000 students attend the school Authorities had sealed the town off and launched an intense manhunt for the man they described as 1.80m (5'11") and heavily armed. "It is a small town, an idyllic town," said Frank Nipkau, the editor in chief of local Winnenden Zeitung newspaper. "The town people are devastated and they can't understand why this is happening
I Can't Say No :(
So, I can't say no when a friend asks something from me so I'm in not one but 2 auctions. Some may call me a point whore, I say don't judge me :P Just click these links and bid on me. You can lecture me AFTER you own me. This is for Papi's auction This is for Radio X auction
Life Altering Event
I am not going to have any fancy lettering or pictures cause this just doesnt need it. My life has been changed forever and by purely God's will I thank him. Although the near future will be very painful and a slow process I will persevere and become a better person. At 11:50PM on Friday March 6, 2009 as I was on my way home on my beloved scooter an intoxicated person decided to leave his place of consumption and head off down the road unaware he was about to alter the life of an innocent rider in the next few moments of his life. I was bringing up the end of a line of vehicles making our way on State Highway 242 from the Woodlands towards FM 1314. We were moving along at the speedlimit as there seemed to be no real hurry to get to our destination. The air was warm and pleasant just perfect for a night ride. Enjoying the ride so far checking mirrors and scanning the road a flash of light in my right mirror catches my attention. I look to see and that is when I notice a vehicle mo
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Men's Rule Book For Women
1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1.Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1.Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1.Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1.Crying is blackmail. 1.Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1."Yes' and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1.Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1.If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. And its okay. 1.If something we said can
My First Auction.
Hey everyone that reads this, I am currently in my first ever auction. I am trying to get me a Spotlight.
Happy St Pattys Day...lmao
I know this girl She is a real Beauty I met her in Italy During my Navy Duty I care a lot about her And dont wanna see her hurt Whoever does hurt her I will bury them in the dirt I look in her eyes I always get lost To see them in person I know its gonna cost We talk all the time About any and everything If we ever get to meet The day will be something Two years i tried to date her We grew and got really close Over that two year time frame I found out its her i love most
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Cya Round Fu's
Alright So im not on fubar as much any more so im just gunna get rid of it. Of course im not gunna throw my YIM name out on fubar, so if you are a good friend of mine then do go ahead hit me up for my Yahoo, if ya dont have it already. I have it on my Phone so I will always be on yahoo. So send me a shout for it and cya round have fun Fu-kers...
Please give me some honest feed back; just know I wrote this when I was 17. If I could look into your eyes Id tell you I was sorry and that I loved you Id study every curve and beauty on your face Memorize it If I could hug you one last time and forget My life would be less complicated But it wont go away If I could turn around and not feel your smile I‘d turn pale blue from the cold For the warmth would be gone We are not children anymore I cant hold your hand and tell you everything is all right Because I cant seem to let go And that is holding me back Glass after glass I fill up trying to drown what happened But I endorse it I can still taste the sweetness of your lips And I don't want to I can still see the look in y
Stepping Stone
Use my heart, Step on my soul, I don’t need it anymore. Without you I am nothing, so take me to my grave. All of these colors I see in your eyes, yet the one that stands out is the blackest of night. I’ll love you anyways, so go ahead I’m damaged goods. Toss me around like I dont exist. My heart is starting to blacken and my eyes are starting to fade. The mistakes I made are showing, the bed in which I made. Lying here dying to the sound of your voice. This chapter in my life will never be closed My breathe’s are getting shorter, you are my weakness. Take me for who I am, a lost soul in forbidden territory. My cries no longer work for you, your soul has been bruised and damaged too. Put me back down to size, for I am nothing without you.. JCK Copyright 2009 folks so dont try to steal
As you softly whisper to me, tears of joy drop swiftly.. Down my face a cold-warmth I feel, the happiness to know that you love me still... one of my short poems Copyrighted.
Is it necessary for people on this site to share EVERY detail of their lives? Why do I need to know about your sex life? Why do people feel the need to tell me how they enjoy anal sex? Is it absolutely necessary to be completely candid? Shouldn't SOME of these things still be off limits to tell a whole site full of random perves? It's one thing when you are having a one-on-one (no pun intended) and you're discussing these issues, because that's a private conversation. But turning around and sharing the details with the masses just makes the person in question seem easy. Maybe I'm just a prude, but I won't be sharing my sexual preferences in a mumm, or a blog that everyone can read. Sorry guys.
My Dream Is A Reality
I did guys. I got invited to be in an honor society. A real life honor society. They only allow transfer students with a 3.5 gpa or higher. Well thats me. I have always known I was smart but I guess it caught me by surprise that the college thought so to. I can't believe it. I am so happy.
Selling Laptop
well i figured since now im getting the silent treatment from everyone for the past week for some reason because no one wants to chat anymore on here , yahoo or aim my laptop is basically now just a dust collector so im selling it. so if u feel u wanna chat with me then ask for my cell number or something.... idk. anyways thanks for showing me what kind of people u all truly are.
this place is not for me. some people are pretty mean here. i don't know why. they have no idea who i am but yet they decide to IM me and call me names. i don't know what i ever did to anyone on here. but i can't block every newbie out there. i don't know who has the right to judge anyone for what they do but it seems a few people on here think they can. and yet they sit on the computer and check out every chick on here. can you say double standard?? i have played the game. i've rated people and sent drinks to those rating me. can't say i got the same back. a few did but most did not. so, it's time to go. this is going to stay up for a day or 2 until a couple of friends see it.
The Darkness & His Bride
The Darkness Tall, dark, beautiful One to be feared. The Darkness calls to his bride She is his equal Pale & unequivocally beautiful unbeknowst to man. The darkness & his bride = Deadly combination together Together they rule the dark minions Together they are indestructible The Darkness & his bride Come feel their embrace Become ONE with the Darkness & his bride.
Wtf Is Wrong With Me????
me: i still wanna be mummified Cassie: really? Cassie: why me: like full on egyptian burial... stone temple type grave, mummy corpse, fake bullshit religion on the walls... so in 5,000 years theyll dig me up, think i was a king, and have a whole bunch of morons do the shit painted on the walls and claim to be following "the old ways"
How I Feel About Her
I just recently found out that a friend of mine has cancer. I will not say his name because he is here on fubar. He is an ex of mine, but also a really good friend. It's stage 3 right now and the doctors don't know if they will be able to remove it or not yet. He's scared.. as we all would be... and so am I. I feel a little selfish because I don't want him to die... I wouldn't know what to do with myself.. I would go clinically insane. It's tearing me apart inside and out.. and I know it's breaking him down too. He's in his late 20's, but sounds like an 80 year old man because it's effecting him that bad. He has a 5 year old son also.. I'm not sure if he knows or not. I'm sure he can tell something is wrong with his daddy. He is the best father I have seen.. he tries to be. He doesn't deserve this.. out of all the people in the world he isn't the one who deserves this. He doesn't do drugs.. hardly drinks.. he's an awesome person. Why him? He coughs up blood... I'm weak.. and so is he.
Some Women Are So Stupid!
I have NO clue who you dumb Bitches are Nor do I care, If you think for one second I'd leave my wife for you, You are one fucked up piece of mentally derranged shit, I hope you fall off the earth and float in the Nothingness of space because that's where you fit in.....Nothing. To my wife Lynn, Remember I Love you, No one will ever come between us, In this life or the Next! oh AND btw iF I RATE YOUR PICS doesn't mean i want you!
Contest For Akamrs. T Open At 8;30 Est Need One Rate! Ty
border="0" alt="bling bling Pictures, Images and Photos"> > IN A CONTEST FOR A AUTO-11 OR CHERRY BOMB AND NEED ONE RATE PLEASE! CAN YOU PLEASE GO TO THIS PAGE AND RATE ME! CLICK BELOW AND WILL START A 8:30 EST Bling Bling (Floss With Us Remix) (ft. Jay Z, Jermaine Dupri, Warren G, Mack 10, Juvenile, Lil Wayne) - B.G. DON'T FORGET TO ADD/FAN THE HOST TY PurpleSky*Fubar's Most Finest *@ fubar
Here Please
Please go give my hun a rate. This won't take much of your time and would be a special favor to me. Thank you all so much. Love ya. Lauralei
A Story That Wow Me
I had a situation happen to me recently, that most men would give their left nut to have happen to them! It was without a doubt the most exciting thing to ever happen to me anyway. I am happily married with two children, a gorgeous wife, who loves just about any form of sex; I have a good job, nice home and just about everything a guy could want. Except that is, my neighbor's wife! A few years ago, my wife and I had a nice home built out in the country. We were kind of isolated, until last year when Joe and Tammy bought the lot down from us and had their house built. We became very good friends with them. Tammy was a raving knock- out! To me, she just exuded sex as a natural phenomenon. She is 5'6" tall, 122 lbs, gorgeous long legs, and a figure that takes any man's attention immediately. So suffice it to say that I had hot nuts for Tammy, almost from the first day they moved in next door. Tammy would sometimes lie out in their back yard and sun herself in her bikini. From our back be
Erotic Words!
i just wanted to post something off the top of my head. i like to write and would like some feedback...... There you are i see you standing there... you look so desirable to me. i gaze my eyes upon your body as i watch walk towards the bathroom. You begin to undress and enter the shower.... oh my god how succulent your naked body is.... those muscles you have been working out are starting to show... the ripples and ridges of your arms and rigidness of your abs how i just want to run my hands all down your body...... you turn on the water and there you stand waiting for it to warm up.... how relaxing it is to hear the faint sounds of the water hitting the floor of the shower. the temperature is right and you step in..... im watching you as you submerge your self under the waterfall of warm beads that hit your body too soothe those aching muscles.... i continue to stare as this wetness continues to worsen in my pants! so i quickly undress while your back is turned and step to the s
Kick It Tonight
Its been cold for a week we dont talk we dont speak turn away from each other when we lie in bed i dont understand whats goin on in our head How the pride makes us blind to the hurt that we both know is killing us slowly inside why cant you and i decide? someway somehow right here right now Lets kick it tonight i dont want to fight forget who was wrong forget who was right if we can forgive each other enough then baby we'll learn how to get back to love It feels like by the way years ago it was only yesterday and who would have known when we stood under moonlight and stars up above and swore that we'd never give up on our love How the pride makes us blind to the hurt that we both know is killing us slowly inside why cant you and i decide? someway somehow right here right now Lets kick it tonight i dont want to fight forget who was wrong forget who was right if we can forgive each other enough then baby we'll learn how to get back to lov
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Ocean's 3
"In My Secret Life" I saw you this morning. You were moving so fast. Can’t seem to loosen my grip On the past. And I miss you so much. There’s no one in sight. And we’re still making love In My Secret Life. I smile when I’m angry. I cheat and I lie. I do what I have to do To get by. But I know what is wrong, And I know what is right. And I’d die for the truth In My Secret Life. Hold on, hold on, my brother. My sister, hold on tight. I finally got my orders. I’ll be marching through the morning, Marching through the night, Moving cross the borders Of My Secret Life. Looked through the paper. Makes you want to cry. Nobody cares if the people Live or die. And the dealer wants you thinking That it’s either black or white. Thank G-d it’s not that simple In My Secret Life. I bite my lip. I buy what I’m told: From the latest hit, To the wisdom of old. But I’m always alone. And my heart is like ice
Real Good Friend Has Autos
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Help Tre 2 Disciple, Ty In Advance To All Who Helps :)
[low.down.guilty.shame][dsc]@ fubar He only needs 923,191 Points to Disciple, he never asks for help but is always helping everyone out, please go spank him hard :)
When we arrived in Antigua, Guatemala, we expected to be dropped off by the square. We weren't. So we wandered about, looking for street signs, trying to figure out where we were. Unfortunately, save for countless "Una Via" signs, none of the streets were labeled. It was mid-day, and hard to tell from our shadows what direction we were headed. Eventually we reached a clearing. Ahead was a bus station, but that wasn't much help to us. J noted that, at the very least, there should be cheap hotels near the station. We looked around. There weren't. We'd been on the road since 4 am, and I was tired, hot, and thirsty. We spotted a woman and her son seated on a rail, waiting by the side of the road. J approached them, asked the woman in Spanish if she knew the name of the street we were on. She said she wasn't sure. I tried to think of the names of streets in the guide book we'd looked at briefly in Honduras, struggling to recall the name of the main avenue that had a nu
Bombs Awaaaaaayy!!
Ok So I have this Cherry Bomb Bling. But I did some thinkin......(dont be too shocked, I may be blonde, but I CAN form a thought)....and I figure the best way to make this thing payout is to bomb people with big folders and also have an Auto 11 going. It would also help if I put aside 1 full hour to devote myself to bombing. (I keep getting distracted: phone, tv, shiny things, yanno) So if anyone can give me a hand to find at least 15 or 20 people with big folders and Autos running, I would appreciate it. Might even get ya somethin nice, or bling ya, or somethin. If ya can, leave their link either here in a comment or you can sb me with the link if you prefer. It would also be good if you/they haven't been bombed today. That way, you also get the points. ANYhoot....that is all...hehe....have a nice day!!
Tv Show
Hey Everyone!! I was just on a TV show out here in beautiful downtown Burbank last Friday night..The Jose Luis Show!! We taped it on Friday night..March 13th 2009.. This was a bikini show..with 14 other beautiful girls.....even though I didn't win....still had fun!! The show airs in 8 western 4 it if u can..Jose it.. xoxo Lily
Back in the Lost cherry days i use to do contest ...the contest were always fun and winners felt proud of there win in the end . Now a days it makes me sick to even think of doing contest because the site has changed so much ...plp want HHs and blings and shit ...its sad i think because a contest on here was always about having fun ,meeting new friends and even build a fun rivalry between other members. But when it was always over it was never about the prizes it was about the fun plp had and plp waiting to see what new contest i came up with next . i think the generation of fu members suck , with the exception of a few plp i've know for a while and some newer friends who actually come to fubar to kick back and have fun ...not like the money /popularity grubbing bastards ....So there you go some plp ask why i stop doing contest and such there you have it i blame the bastards
Finca El Cisne
March 6 - early afternoon. Finca el Cisne, Copan Ruinas, Honduras. The coffee plantation has exceeded all expectations. I am in the hammock now, birds cheeping, a rooster crowing, J clucking at Issa, the black labrador retriever with weak hips. Carlos, our guide, is wonderful. The food is spectacular. The coffee is, as you might imagine, splendid. When we arrived, Carlos showed us the coffee processing plant. Hydro-powered. He mingled with the workers, speaking with them in Spanish, running his hands through the drying coffee beans. One of the workers was shirtless, handsome. He watched me watch him. Before we arrived at the main house, we dropped our backpacks off at the guesthouse, and Carlos showed us his vegetable garden. "May I hang my wet laundry up here?" I asked. "Of course! Just put it on the garden fence." When we return, I expect my knickers to smell of radishes and cilantro. Before setting out on our horseback ride, we had a little snack.
A Few Facts
So my only brother has been dead a lil over a year. ok technically its been 20 months or 86 weeks or actually 601 days today. I really shouldnt know this. He died on a sunday but there are some facts i cant seem to get out of my head. I really suck at math but when you look at this day as a day that you lost someone so important and a day my life changed its hard not to see it. Ok so my first fact is I am clingy when I love someone. I am scared of not getting to say i love you to someone i love. cause i lost that chance with my brother. That makes me overuse the word sometimes. I am scared that I am gonna be alone my entire life. i am scared that I will never be a good enough mom to my girls. I am scared that i am not a good enough girlfriend that sometimes i try to be something im not or act ways i dont normally. I dont ever want to lose my daddy or my mommy. i try to please everyone and dont like anyone to be mad at me. i hate to fight but tend to do it just cause i
Caa #95
A good person, who is the daughter of one of my friend's friends, died yesterday, she was in her 20's. We do not as of yet know the cause, though she did complain of chest pains. Please keep her, her family and friends in prayer during this time of their grief. Love, Doc
The Werewolf....wrote This When I Was 12
Be wary ye traveler who goes by the light of the moon. For I have stricken and shall strike again! I have no friends, except death of course. I draw blood at first bite and feel no remorse. That is until first light. I become myself with the beast hidden from sight. But my day will come, and you'll know my mark. The werewolf has stricken, don't go out in the dark!
Just poppin in to let peeps know I am still alive. My sister's car took a shit so I am staying a few extra days so she can borrow my car to get to work until her parents can figure something out. In a proximately two months I will be moving out to live with my sister and her fiance depending on what happens with my application at ADEC inc. Oh, and I am baking fucking brownie thingies and have fucking birthday cake flavored ice cream. Dont hate me for breaking my diet; I can do what I want! LMFAO. ♥ biotches!
Nice Love Quote
"You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before, she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being a human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more then she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there." - BOB MARLEY
Near you I come nearer I let you catch my scent I move so my skirt flows And let you see my feet And imagine going up my leg And I am open I invite you to touch me With my eyes I brush against you lightly Your strong arms excite me Your naked back thrills me Your silky hair is more than beautiful to me I want to lure you inside me I want to feel your hot skin over mine You are so much man I love you
Is It So Hard 2 Talk To Me Right?
DON'T call me sexy (i.e. "hey sexy, what's up") if u don't know me. DON'T tell me what you want to do to me in your friend request. DON'T analyze my fucking life from a picture. DON'T tell me your LIFE story in a friend request.. chances are idgaf... seriously. DON'T tell me i'm beautiful or that i'm amazing... you don't KNOW me... DON'T try to hit on me and then go hit on all my hot friends in my family list... HEHLOH!! DOOFUS!! we tell each other!!! DON'T EVER EVER think that because you HAVE a child, KNOW a child, think like a child or have SEEN a child somehow that makes you more able to talk to me because i have one... Bella is NOT a game to me.. unless you KNOW me DON'T discuss my daughter's beauty to get to me... i HATE that shit... she's not a toy, i don't use her to get men so don't use her to get me. DON'T talk to me the way you talk to a whore... (like ur mother) cuz chances are high that you will get told the fuck off.. DON'T think that just because i wear sexy clothes or l
My Owner
This wonderful man bought me in Radio's auction and now owns me. :o I hope he doesn't make me do housework. Go love on him. :-) Donnie@ fubar
The Challenge ..
M W:
As I grow older I always come to ponder what is a dream exactly. Is it a reflection of the past or a window to the future? A Window Of Things To Come And if you don't change it could be be what your life will become if you stay on the path you are on. Dreams can also manifest when you keep your feelings inside and never talk about them so you think about them while you sleep and for some strange reason they come to you in pictures or actions instead of a simple thought like when your fully awake during the day. Like For Example if you have feelings for someone you might have a dream about having adult relations with that person or losing that person depending on what feelings you are having for that person. Dreams Could also be a way of preparing you for something that is about happen like if you have a dream about someone close dying it could be a message telling you to spend time with them or just tell them you love them and that you care for them. Dreams can also be a
Moon Mushroom
The truisms that humanitiy needs for a peaceful transformation have been around throughout the ages in every culture on planet earth. Today we have witnessed what amounts to a big bang of information in the way of new writers as well as recent translations of older writings - a new wave of both inspirational and practical books about ways to improve your personal life and society at large. With the year 2012 looming near we can almost feel the novelty wave approching our planet and humanity on a international scale, the era of change is upon us. We are now at a place in time and space which is simular to the discover of the "new world" by those who came form Spain, England, France, and elsewhere back when the United States was founded and our consitution was scribed. The world was no longer flat. We are still lingering in an era of fundamentalism which is about to give way to a new historical era of idealism and self realiszed freedoms. I will be doing a number of blogs
Friday March 20th~
Back to Back Happy Hours! Demons Under My Bed DEMONS UNDER MY BED@ fubar Followed Immediately by CantSleepClownsWillEatMe! ™©ღO'CantSleepClownsWillEatMeღ☆☆♪ *Proud Member of the Ocean 4*@ fubar The fun will be beginning at 1pm fu-time on Friday March the 20th continuing on at 2pm. Come show lots of love! Rate, Fan, Add, Bling, Crush and all that Jazz!
Things That I Almost Forgot
I've been a way for a bit and have recently noticed a few things about this place that had escaped my memory. I'll lay them out here for you. I find the humor in everything, so if you think this applies to you... then don't get offended, just laugh, it's funny. -Stalker profiles: The profiles with no salute, and are either a fairly attractive woman or some obscure cartoon figure. They stop by your page, often several times a day, and never rate a thing. These don't bother me, I just don't understand why people can't say 'hi' -The "I am too hot for you to flirt with me" profile: This one is always one of my favs. They have a half-dozen pics in which their vagina is hanging out (not that I mind, usually) or they are wearing lingerie that hasn't fit them since 1995...usually positioned right next to a few pics of them with their kids.. But their profile is filled with 'Don't flirt with me.. I don't want to see your cock..or my fav.. u wishn u wuz me' -The Mummers that are smar
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She Is Soooooooo
close to leveling.....hit her hard......she deserves it.....:P ~Sweet~N~Sexxay~Fu Owned By ~Rebbie~ & MsCharlotte2U~SBG@ fubar
Im Growing Weaker Each Day
What makes you think that it'll all work out in the end? Afraid to feel bad? Better off to try and pretend. I'm immortal, immune to all that is wrong. Just keep on wishing. Crossing my fingers. So long. Is this helping? I'm growing weaker each day. Can't stop whining. Still afraid of what I might say or reactions, that control us one and all. It's mine, it's pure and as decent as I can make myself. Inside, we all know, only the strong survive. So now I'm bleeding on myself yes once again. Seems I trusted another deceitful friend. My fault. Should've known the deal. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer, for real. Seems easy, but nothing could be so hard. Trying to guess life's dealing. What's the next card? I'm surely folding. I don't like this hand at all. It's mine, it's pure and as decent as I can make myself. Inside, we all know, only the strong survive. Maybe things happen for a reason and wherein lies the answer. To overcome the grieving of lifes unr
My Friend
Baby Dream
Baby dream I close my eyes and try to rest, being here without you again, another endless night, I feel like I'm slowly loosing my mind, I miss you so much. Another night without you here, I close my eyes and take a breath and will myself to sleep because your with me in my dreams. I think about you all the time and spend my days with you in my heart but when I go to sleep each night, that's when all the miles disappear and I'm finally able to rest. In my dreams I can feel your arms, feel your lips on my cheek and your hand reaching for mine, as our fingers link together perfectly I finally feel complete. Another night without you here, I close my eyes and take a breath and will myself to sleep because your with me in my dreams. Which each day that passes I feel a little older and feel the wear of strain on my soul but everything else falls away when I'm dreaming of you each night. The world and everyone in it all disappear when its just yo
Oh Lady Apples
I can't believe that I was bugging out the way I was that I'm single for so long. It's then I had to enquire to myself as to whether or not it truly mattered to me and this is what went running through my head. Apples, oh Apples, what it is in your head now? You are steady staring in the mirror saying you're ugly, how? Girl wake up, look at yourself right now, passed the saddened eyes, with tears running down. So what you are single? Go out tonight! Smell the ecstasy in the air, see them glowing lights, blinding that sadness out of your eyes. Or go to the mall where all the boys crawls on their hands and knees to get the goodies. Let them stare you down, there's no stopping you now. Oh yeah they could try and make you cry but you'll just laugh in their face because at this age it's all a race. And you're in no rush, tell them bitches to hush, before their teeth get bashed in. That's not just shit I'm talkin' I've had it up to here, lettin' them bitches say whatever they want, le
What Color Are You?
You Are Black You are the sophisticated type. It is hard for others to truly understand you, because you are, in some ways, anonymous. What color are you? MySpace Quizzes at
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The Basics
English: You're: "you are". A contraction thereof. Your: a posessive, such as "your house", "your car", et al. They're: "they are". A contraction thereof. Their: a posessive, such as "their house", "their kid", et al. There: an adjective referring to place or placement. Prepositions: at, in, with, for. These are used in a sentence, not at the end. Please remember, folks, if it's the only languge you speak, speak it well. Or I will fucking cut out your tongue.
Ok, so I'm not writing anything groundbreaking here...but... Let me ask the guys a question. And by that, I am not addressing the cool guys here (the two or three) I am addressing the multitudes, the masses, the ad nauseum of infinitum of homo habilis who just barely made it into stone tools yet somehow navigates the internet. What exactly possesses you to act like the troglodytes that you do? Is there some encoding in your brain that strips you of the ability to see a woman as an equal, a near-equal, an anywhere-in-the-ballpark equal? Where was it written that a woman owes you her dedication and service to perform for you, to show of herself for you, to bow and pay homage to your every request? And I don't mean in a committed marriage/relationship or anything...I mean "Hey, we just met, this is my first message to you...can I see your nudie pics now?" I get're all bulked up on the testosterone inflamed by looking at all the girls who do reveal themse
Just A General Notice.(reality Is Crumbling.)
Ok, lol.Not like any of you ever read these, but fer those that do, the madness is getting worse.I'm finding inability to concentrate, I'm enraged virtually all the time underneath my placid/goofy mask, and it feels like reality ITSELF is disintegrating.I'm getting scared.No, you can't help, lmao;if my shrink can't, all that'd happen is the insanity would infect YOU, too.This ain't emo;I'm not gonna off myself, cut myself, or any other stupidity.Just saying, if I fall through the hole in reality, you'll know.I care about, and respect deeply, all my friends and family, so I just figured it'd be honourable to let you all know what exactly is happening.So when the weird shit happens, perhaps you can avoid it.Sorry I failed you, everyone.
An Old Guy And A New Girl...oh Wait Flip That!
ok so i decided that instead of crying myself a river, that ship has sailed, i'm looking for somebody new to float my boat! lol ok in all seriousness just because i'm and "older" woman which i don't feel old, and just because i'm heavy does NOT mean i'm hard up or an easy target. if you wanna get with this then you need to know the scoop, check out my long drawn out profile page and find out who the real me is! please, don't get me wrong i feel very flattered that there are men out there that wanna please me, but all in all you just wanna please yourself and i ain't got time for selfish people or babies lookin for a wet nurse. so if you are looking for substance and a whole hell of a lot of loyalty then hit me up, you'll be glad ya did, because i only want someone that deserves me, and the man that can do that will thank his lucky stars everyday! i'll make sure of it!
Just Waking Up....sorta
Man it's been almost a year since I posted Anyways onto the heart of the matter. It's kinda hard to explain....maybe it's the sudden & multiple contacts of people from my past as of lately, or some sort of subconscious reaction of all the different people I've befriended here, and at other websites. Add to the mix a crazy assortment of my real-life friends, and an plethora of things having not gone so well for the past few years now. Take all of that, toss it in a blender set for "WTF!?" And what you get is me, with this almost overpowering feeling running all through me of being at the edge of a big change. I've been dealing with all sorts of shit in my personal life for almost five years now. I've done the bit of asking the bigger questions to myself. Waxing the philosophical, and even getting metaphysical with my myself. The conclusion that I've come to is that I've been surviving which was pretty good all things considered. But I'm done with surviving, I wa
Hi There Guys I Hope You Like It
i hope you like my slideshow ^_^ Hey Yall! I am 19 years old, I am a model I`m on college and finish the two paths that I have already started for myself... I hope to become an Architect or a Nurse. Yea yea I know two totally different interests, but they are both things that I enjoy and love and either way I go I will be happy. I do LOVE the camera and have enjoyed all of my modeling. I have no regrets in my life, your past gets you to your present and your future. I like to travel, play golf, softball, football and go fishing. I'm a good fisherwoman... and yes.. I clean my own fish! Southern girl all the way! I am from ohio. I am an outgoing, friendly person, a down to earth kind of girl and I love meeting and hanging out with new people^_^ hit me up here when you have a free time... AUBREYANGEL11@YAHOO.COM AUBREYANGEL11@LIVE.COM i`m always online there hun if you want to chat with me sometime.. thanks and take care ^_^
The Irish Ballerina
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?' The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ' Give the ballerina a drink!' The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?' Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, Give the ballerina a drink!' The bartender approached the little drunk and said 'Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?' The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her leg that high has
Wanting P
Well i been looking for that right women to call my wifey and its been really hard so if you think your that specail women send me a private message of some stuff about you and how you think you will be that right on for me and if i think your the one i will get back with you
Mr. Soldier
Hey Mr. Soldier, I have a prayer for you You’re the one I sent it to, late last night I saw your picture, in my dreams You were broke down, but full of life I don’t know who you are, I don’t even know your name But just the same, Mr. Soldier, I have a prayer for you Mr. Soldier, I have a prayer for you I sent it to God, late last night He put it in your pocket, and in your heart And may it get you, to morning’s light You may not know how much we care Cause we’re not there to ease your pain But just the same, Mr. Soldier, I have a prayer for you I pray for your strength, I pray for your safety I pray for your momma, I pray for your daddy I pray for your sisters, I pray for your brothers I pray for your wife, your husband your sons and your daughters You may not come home to accolades, you may not come home to parades But just the same, mr. Soldier, I have a prayer for you Mr Soldier, I have a prayer for you. You’re the one I sent it to late last night
It's Humpday Misstress wants me to come over and hump her.She has another pet there tied to a chair licking her ass .Good pet as she sees me come in get him hard for me.I eagerly start licking & sucking his dick making him hard.She unties him having him lay on the bedon his back.She gets ontop of him taking his hard cock in hand guiding it to her ass.laying back on him she tell me to put my hard cock in her pussy as she wants to be filled up.We start humping her pounding her deep as we find a rythem.She squirms bucking into us.I take her nipple in my mouth suck greedily on it.The pressure from him in her ass and her tight pussy soon has me ready to cum.She says yes fill me up now clenching down tight as we both shoot deep into her
Rehabs For Quitters!!!
well this isn;t goin as i planned at all... here's the situation.. back int he day when i was a ragin drunk... i got 6 dui's in different locations up and down the east coast.. 3 of them were in north carolina... last one being july 2001. i quit drinkin aug 2003. had a legal liscnce till i got busted in florida in 2005 for parapenalia and marijuana. lost it for 2 years... and that time was up last november... so i go to the dmv in PA where i live and try to get it back... they said not till i get my name off the national drivers register... my name is on it three times for NY, NC, and FL. NY and FL won;t take me off it till i get NC taken care off and they wanted me to do 40 hours of rehab over 60 dayz. so today i went to check myself in... my first offical councillin session will be march 30th. from then on i will go to group session twice a week for 8 weeks. with individual session twice a month for 2 months... so by june i should have my rehab taken care of... the kicker is they ar
Foolish-a poem upon reflection, sent via text message. Roses are red Violets are blue The sky it turns purple When seen from your view This woman, she is foolish This man, he is wise This evening, it is pleasant This moment, a surprise ... The receiver's text response. ... Shamrocks are green daffodils are yellow St. Patty's Day was fun, Relaxing and mellow This woman, not foolish This man, not wise Experience our teacher Happily we live our lives. ... More boys need to write me poetry.

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