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Hehe I Know A Dee Dee Dee And I Wanna Play This Song For The Stupid Bitch
hi bitch...if ur reading this...fuck u u stupid cunt bag whore. rot in hell and feed on the festering piece of white trash u rode in on. how does it feel to spread ur nasty legs and fuck what ever has a dick? fuck u slut puppy...die and go to hell. oh and by the way...have a nice day.

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, you're now logged in! Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. continue to OkCupid homescreen > The submissive one Based on these results, we can see that you're submissive. You dont sacrifice your own desires for your partner, but you certainly put your partner's needs before your own, and you are relatively obedient. My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on domsubLink: The Are you Dominant or submissive Test written by nahemah on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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1 What was your last dream about? I spent ten long hours screaming fire hose, but alas no one ever listened. 2 What would you do if someone smacked your butt? I would thank them and hand them the agreed upon amount of cash. 3 What was the first movie that gave you nightmare? Cinderella, who the hell wants a happily ever after with some guy who can’t even go look for you himself? 4 Ever attend a theme party? Theme? I think all parties I go to carry the same theme - sex & alcohol - woohoo 5 If you could have one superpower, how would you misuse it? I want the power to look at people and make them orgasm uncontrollably, how could that ever be misused though? 6 How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? Now let’s examine this shall we? He needn’t walk down any roads for the fact that just by being a male he is called man by default . . . Correct? It’s better to as how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a good man .

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I have decided that I want a man who will paint my nails for me and love doing it . . . a man who will bend to my every sexual desire . . . a man who wants nothing more than to keep me happy . . . that is all

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HEY EVERYONE I WANTED TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO SOME OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE ON CHERRYTAP THEY ARE AWESOME FUN TO TALK TO AND HELP YOU WHEN NEEDED SO I URGE YOU TO GO RATE FAN AND ADD THEM BECOME GOOD FRIENDS RATE EACH OTHERS PICTURES PLEASE THANKS KISSES EVERYONE JESSICA NEAL Need help. Im in a race with my brother for points. If you help Ill love you back.@ CherryTAP KATIE If you stop by then drop some luv...dont be rude..and ill do the same to you.@ CherryTAP ANGEL ♥HORNY ANGEL♥™ CT GF of Jäger ZOMBIE™M.C.G.H.©@ CherryTAP JAGER Jäger ZOMBIE™M.C.G.H.©CT BF of ♥HORNY ANGEL♥™@ CherryTAP SHANNON & KRISTY READ THE PROFILE PLEASE!!! And if ya friend us talk to us!@ CherryTAP JEFF

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You scored as Soft, You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.Soft100% Shy81% Exciting69% Hot56% Sweet50% Violent50% Wet44% Awkward13% What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

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Do you like it rough or sensual?: Rough Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Both How often do you like to have sex?: As much as I can (3 or 4 times a day lol) Is sex a top priority for you?: no Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yes How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sex with a complete stranger?: not anymore How do you feel about one night stands?: Great if you are single How many one night stands have you had?:3 What's your favorite position?: Doggy Where's your favorite place to have sex?: anywhere but for some reason i like the floor or against the wall Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: depends on the mood but usually just fuck Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yes How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: a hour or 2 Do you get off first or do they?: im hard to please so usually i never get mine lol Do you like kissing during sex?: yes Do you moan?

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Ok so I ran off in a trailer tonight to marry talldirtyblonde for a hand full of scooby snacks . . . the ceremony was quick and to the point since we had to get it done without longhair43302 finiding out I had stolen his woman while he slept. We are now hiding out in an undisclosed location in said trailer . . . please ignore the fact that it can be seen on my page . . . lol . . . really we are well hidden and the children are supplying the scooby snacks for us. Now, please in the spirit of our marriage of haste please go show my new wife some love and let her know that we will be ok . . . and that Jager and scooby snacks are on the way . . . hehehe talldirtyblonde@ CherryTAP *written for the utmost of fun purposes

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After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a five year old, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole. As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother runs to the yard in a panic. "Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?" she says as she shook the older boy in anger "We were just playing church mommy," he said. "And I was just baptizing him in the name of the Father, the Son and in...the hole-he-goes." @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best Toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

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1. YOU HAVE 10 BUCKS AND NEED TO BUY SNACKS AT A GAS STATION. WHAT DO YOU GET? omg SUGARY AND SALTY THINGS XD 02. IF YOU WERE REINCARNATED AS SOME SORT OF SEA DWELLING CREATURE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Don't believe in that 03. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE REDHEAD? lol well, my mom and older (half) sister are redheads, so LENA KATINA is my fave FIRECROTCH XD 04. WHAT DO YOU ORDER WHEN YOU'RE AT AN IHOP? dont go there 05. LAST BOOK YOU READ? none lol 06. HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST? lol no 07. DESCRIBE YOUR FAVOURITE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR. CLEAN.. 08. DESCRIBE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE INJURED. never >.< 09. OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS, WITH WHOM WOULD YOU WANT TO BE STUCK IN A WELL? nobody else would fit :( 10. ROCK CONCERT, OR SYMPHONY? ROCK 11. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? none 12. SODA? YES FUCKING PLEASE! 13. FLAVOR OF PUDDING? chocolate. 14. WHAT TYPE OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? black one. 15. PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION?

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1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie i

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Your BishopBondage PositionDid you ever think the corset could go on so tight? Just a little more then you'll have the waistline you never thought you'd have.How would you be tied up?Take the Bishop Bondage Test(only 4 questions)

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A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. Tee-shirt. "Why are you wearing a Thank God it's Friday Tee-shirt on Wednesday?" "Oh crap!" the blonde says, "I thought it meant Tits Go In Front."

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While she was "flying" down the road (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"To which she replied, "I'm late for work."Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.The cop stammered, "A what?A rectum stretcher.And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."Ticket --------------==-------$95.00Court Costs -------==-----$45.00Look on cop's face ------Priceless

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Something you may not want to know but the penis will grow in size after death up to 50% in length and proportionate to width, and this happens majority of the time. During bloating the genitals will became about as big as softballs.

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Okay so I'm bored and I'm lurking in the mumms and there was one about monkey shit and it got me thinking... What would I do if I was taking a shit in the stall of a public restroom and the woman next to me, clears her throat and says excuse me... sorry to bother, but do you think you could spare some toilet paper? Do I not say a word as my ass is shooting out uncontrollable sounds and horrid smells and hand her a bundle under the stall? OR Do I pretend I don't hear her, hurry with my doodoo, wash my hands quickly and run from the restroom, vowing that for the rest of my natural born life I will never, EVER shit in a public restroom again?

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha So, it’s my birthday . . . so what am I doing? I’m going to get drunk and cuff up all my friends and have a wild night, hehehe. Think I may need more cuffs though, I seem to have more friends than I remember . . . Lol. Anyway, despite the fact that I am feeling pretty damn old today I am going out, kicking off my shoes (amongst other things) and gonna have a great time. I will have my girls with me and some of the guys and dammit what more do I need really? Yeah never mind we won’t be answering that, hehehe. So, I will see a few of you I am sure the rest of you sorry you won’t be cuffed and joining, but maybe next time. Oh, I’ll make sure there are some good pics of it later . . . hehehe

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1. I've come to realize the last person who held my hand... sucks 2. I am listening to.. my sister on fone 3. I am dating... D... hahaha yeah RIGHT xD 4. My best friends.... are the bestesttttt 5. My car is... shitty lol 6. I hate it when people.... lick my nuts 7. Love is... for lovers 8. Marriage is... waste of timeeeeeee 9. Somewhere, someone is thinking... of me! 10. I'm always... white 11. I have a secret crush on.. xD no secret 12. My cell phone.. n/a 13. When I wake up in the morning... i tinkle 14. Before I go to bed at night... tinkle again haha 15. Right now I am thinking... of you 16. Babies are... cute SOMETIMES 17. What song are you listening to now... nothing 18. Today ... was ok 19. Tonight I will... sleep 20.Tomorrow i will... work 21. I really want... oral sexo ARE YOU: 1. A gangsta?: oui 2. Are you tall?: no 3. In your pajamas? no 4. Left handed?: yes, but i use my right for someth

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What is your Sexual Obituary? Filled with laughter, angela died while in the sack with their lover, The men's olympic team.angela will be terribly missed by The orphans down the block. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com

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Subject: Quantas Airlines Quantus Airlines: After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Quantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident. (P = The problem logged by the pilot.) (S = The solution and action taken by the mechanics.) P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not ins

Hehe Alot Of Comments For This
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OMG Ive been deemed crazy enough to enter a crazy fu competition..... HELLLP!!!!!!!!!! Click the pic below and help me out if poss please :D Fankoo in advance I shall be awaiting the huge queue to comment me lol!! :D:D:D:D:D

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Ok, Baby boy is a total sweet heart!! and he deserves this blast!!! come show him some love!! I want him to win this blast!!! Please come leave him lots of comments!! please please please *hugs*

Hehe, Murder...
A tisket a tasket A victim in a casket Play with your victim Watch as he runs Grab the hacksaw Grab the gun! Fear in his eyes Fills me with glee Screaming for mercy Struggling to get free Watch the blood spray Fountaining to the floor Torture the fucker Til he cant take any more Rip off his face Fuck his skull Disembowel him til he's an empty hull Hack up the body Into miniscule pieces Look at the fury My insanity unleashes Bury him in the ground Scatter him through the trees Murder is a fun sport I carry on as I please! Clean up the mess Throw away the soiled clothes Completion of another atrocity And no one ever knows!

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Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Giggles I think somebody got me right for a change as this is so

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I am NOT ashamed or afraid to forward it on…..in fact I agree 100000000000% !!! Subject: FW: Do You Understand? my country. Let me make this perfectly clear! THIS IS MY COUNTRY! And, because I make this statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!! YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY. Welcome to come through like everyone else has. Get a sponsor! Get a place to lay your head! Get a job! Live by OUR rules! Pay YOUR taxes! And LEARN THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!! AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR LIFETIME SAVINGS OF SOCIAL SECURITY FUNDS TO YOU TO MAKE UP FOR ''YOUR'' LOSSES. If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM! When will AMERICAN'S STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS??? We've gone so far the other way ... bent over backwards not to offend anyone. But it seems no

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Roses are red violets are korny, when i think of you ohh baby i get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, use your tongue and make it nasty!!! pass this on to at least 8 people..... if you get it back at least 5 times, you know your a SEXY beast

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THIS IS WHAT MY ANSWERING MACHINE NOW SAYS..... I was sent on a mission to kill the sexiest person alive, but my other half said suicide's a crime (I can't believe they expected me to do this).Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.One by one penguins steal my sanity.lalalalaladum diddy dum dumdiddy Hip..hiphop....hip hopapotomus. Insanity is a gift some little green men gave me...OMG...my fish just drowned! I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together. Maybe I'm not here. Maybe I am here, and I'm just waiting to see what you type when you think I'm gone. Maybe this whole away message is just a cruel mind game. Maybe not. ME not here, Me go bye, You leave Message, me Reply I want you..............I need you..............to leave a message SO...Like a 500lb fat girl in a dodgeball game.... I'm out! and yes, I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. Be back in a few... WENT TO PICK UP MY PROZAC!!!!! TOO CUTE..WELL I

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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------ ------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ----------------------------------------------- -------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women

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He laid her on the table so white and clean and bare his forehead wet with beads of sweat he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast then drooling he felt her thigh the slit was wet and all was set he gave a joyous cry the hole was wide he looked inside all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms then STUFFED THE XMAS TURKEY!!!

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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man, seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. "I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account." "I know,

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So I posted a MuMM today and it seems that everyone thinks that just because you want to be dominated you want to have sex with some one other then the person you married. I have a GREAT sex life but I'm the dom in the bed room. Some times I just want some one to take my control away for a bit. But no sex, I guess no body really understands. What ever I think it's fucking funny all the comments that I got. NO ONE FUCKING UNDERSTANDS!!!

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So today was day two in carrying out the lesson plan I made for Geometry (which I'm teaching to the fourth grade class I'm assigned to. Basically I'm having the students make short skits using the geometry terms in groups of three or four. One of the groups was having trouble deciding what to do so I started spouting off possible scenarious they could try. They decided they liked the idea of a game show. They quickly set to work on creating what they thought would be a good cross between funny and informational. I was relieved since these three students did not originally want to work together. Well, they began thinking that two of them would be contestants on the show and one of them would be the host. Well, the little boy that wanted to be the host is one of our students who loves to be funny and silly and creative...he felt that the only girl in the group should be the "nerd" that knew all the answers and the other boy in the group should be the "cool homie." The three deb

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The Zen of Sarcasm 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn... so if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable: If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique... just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you. 10.

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So I bought ticker messages & rather than the usual "fan me,gimme some love!!!" crap I'm usin' movie quotes or whatever I can dream up. Hey,a little humor goes a long way & if you don't think it's funny,well then here's $5,go buy yourself a sense of humor.

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Tune in to WAIF 88.3 FM, Cincinnati tonight from 1-5 am because J.J. Diggum and myself (Senor Bull) will be back at it again. Jammin the shit that the mainstream is afraid to play. Do you like offensive idiocy laced with music you love but barely ever hear? Do you sit screaming at the voices in your head that Lemme is God?!?! Then make sure to tune in as J.J. and I sit in for Plutonium Jelly and Weird Waves tonight on WAIF 88.3 FM (waif883.org for you webheads). Hear great artists like Motorhead, Slayer, Helloween, Pantera (more than just "Walk"), and much much more! A reincarnation of Z Rock?? Kind of...only now, it's on WAIF, Cincinnati. And if thesde bands seem a little to rough for you dead head hippy type pinko fags, well then tune into WAIF at 2am fow Weird Waves. J.J. and I will hang out and get mellow (or fried....how ever you like to word it) with some good ol leave your head and enter the mind realm of great old 60's and 70's type shtuff. Kind of a classic rock thing wi

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Tune in to WAIF 88.3 FM, Cincinnati tonight from 1-5 am because J.J. Diggum and myself (Senor Bull) will be back at it again. Jammin the shit that the mainstream is afraid to play. Do you like offensive idiocy laced with music you love but barely ever hear? Do you sit screaming at the voices in your head that Lemme is God?!?! Then make sure to tune in as J.J. and I sit in for Plutonium Jelly and Weird Waves tonight on WAIF 88.3 FM (waif883.org for you webheads). Hear great artists like Motorhead, Slayer, Helloween, Pantera (more than just "Walk"), and much much more! A reincarnation of Z Rock?? Kind of...only now, it's on WAIF, Cincinnati. And if thesde bands seem a little to rough for you dead head hippy type pinko fags, well then tune into WAIF at 2am fow Weird Waves. J.J. and I will hang out and get mellow (or fried....how ever you like to word it) with some good ol leave your head and enter the mind realm of great old 60's and 70's type shtuff. Kind of a classic rock thing wi

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You May Be a Bit Borderline... Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame! When you're up, you're a little bit crazy... And when you're down, your whole world is crashing Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute! What Personality Disorder Are You?

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What is your Sexual Obituary? Suddenly just before orgasm, Sandra died while in the sack with their lover, Justin Timberlake.Sandra will be terribly missed by Their favourite dildo. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com

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What Your Face Says At first glance, people see you as driven and ambitious. Overall, your true self is reserved and logical. With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react. In love, you seem mysterious and interesting. In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic. What Do People Think Of Your Face?

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if you care to look the link is ttp://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n107/Mr_D_Long/aMouthFULL-1.jpg ->Mr_D_Long: you're kind of obsessed with your penis aren't you? Mr_D_Long: MONSTERcock_24_7@yahho.com ->Mr_D_Long: what? do you do some kind of cam show that envolves a snickers? kinky Mr_D_Long: I CAN PROVE IT ON MY WEB-CAM BABY...XOXOX ->Mr_D_Long: just saying Mr_D_Long: LMAO!!! ->Mr_D_Long: they have those little fun size ones by the registers here Mr_D_Long: the SIZE in the check out lines baby!!! xoxoxo ->Mr_D_Long: what size snickers? Mr_D_Long: GIRTH!! THAT IS A SKNICKERS CANDY BAR....I HAVE NEVER FOUND ONE WOMAN BRAVE ENOUGH 2 TRY 2 TAKE IT IN DA ASS!!!!!!? ->Mr_D_Long: did you send me that pic of the little kok? that is too funny ->Mr_D_Long: oh ok. Mr_D_Long: no, west coast ->Mr_D_Long: ok... do you live near me or something? Mr_D_Long: What's good beautiful? I just wanted to show some Love, introduce myself, let ya' know U caught my eye!!! xoxoxo....Holla @ y

Hehe Ummm No It Doesnt Does It Fit You
No the only two that fit r rebelious n crazy R: perfect person to date I: Has one of the best personalities ever C: Great kisser C: Great kisser I: Has one of the best personalities ever L: Adorable E: Can kick your ass E: Can kick your ass J: Hott E: Can kick your ass A: Easy to fall in love with N: rebellious Z: Loved by everyone I: Has one of the best personalities ever N: rebellious K: Crazy E: Can kick your ass ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A: Easy to fall in love with B: good kisser C: Great kisser D: Very very easy to fall in love with E: Can kick your ass F: Loves it G: Doesn't give a shit H: amazingly hott I: Has one of the best personalities ever J: Hott K: Crazy L: Adorable M: Very good kisser N: rebellious O: very very hot P: Popular with all sorts of people Q: A animal lover R: perfect person to date S: Makes people laugh T: dumb and funny at the same time U: Has a Smile to die for V: Not judgemental W: Th

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Your Seduction Style: Prized Object The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get. You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them. The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase. You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away. You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance. Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't! You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors. Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor. You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

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The movies over....we come back to my house...its empty...we have the house to ourselves....I sit down on the couch and you sit next to me...you can tell im nervous..and you tell me it ok...I look at you and you smile. I tell you im cold and that I want to go into my room cause its warmer in there...I get up and you follow me back the hallway into my room...I lock the door behind you...just in case someone would come home...you sit down on the bed and I go and sit down next to you.. look down trying to avoid looking at you...then the next thing I know I feel your hand raising my face....you make me look at you....you lean in and kiss me...softly...you tell me its ok and not to be nervous....you grab my shirt and pull it over my head...sitting there in my bra I feel your hot breath on my skin..starting at my knack....I feel you kissing your way down..at the same time I feel you unhook my bra...as my bra falls I feel your hands running over my breasts....and again I feel your hot breat

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You may be wondering what is the most useful word in the English language?.. Well, we finally figured it out. It's shit. That's right, shit.. we're not joking here (pun intended)! shit may just be one of the most functional word in the English language. Consider these few facts: On any one day, you can get shit-faced, be shit-out-of-luck, or have shit for brains. If you put some effort into it, you can get your shit together, figure out a place for all your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, sell shit, buy shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, pick up shit, order shit, listen to shit, and smell like shit. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, catch shit, sling shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit, take a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than

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Have u ever liked someone sooo much, that u just couldnt tell them? have u ever had a sleepless night because u couldnt stop thinking about them? have u ever felt so lonely that u cried urself to sleep? have u ever lost someone u loved and prayed every night for them to return? if u have ever felt like this then send this to everyone on ur list and wit in one week someone u love will tell u how they feel. if u dont send this u will never fall in love again ¢¾ Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't. Don't turn your back, you just opened it! Keep reading. If you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend, or just a person you love, repost this!!! Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out, you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED! Somehow or someway... ;-)

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Alright so here is the story to this video. My ex (my daughters sperm donor) has a photogrpahy company, and all he does is shitty nude pics and says its art. So his ex-wife (who he steals web-page code from) decided to put together a movie about how shitty his work is and how annoying his girlfriend is. PLease enjoy, its rather hillarious!

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080819/ap_on_sp_ol/oly_ath_track_and_field read this heading: "Americans Richards, Jones blow leads at Olympics" Am I the only sick one that read "Americans Richards, Jones blow loads at Olympics" ?

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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me. ' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear.... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. ' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.

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STEP ONE: Spell your name with bands. M - Metallica I - Iron Maiden K - Korn E - Everlast STEP TWO: -- Name: Mike -- Birthday: June 13th -- Nickname -- Lemy, Lemon, Lemonade & HARD -- Eye Color:-- Brown -- Hair Color:--Black -- Zodiac Sign:-- Gemini STEP THREE: -- The shoes you wore today: My Steel Toe -- Your weaknesses: To Fucking Nice. -- Your fear(s): Being In A Crowed Place -- Your perfect pizza: Spicy -- Goal you'd like to achieve: Be With My Tina STEP FOUR: -- Your best physical feature: Eyes...I Think -- Your bedtime? When I See My Baby Sleepy -- Most missed memory? Being Alone With My Angel STEP FIVE: This Or That... -- Pepsi or Coke? Coke -- McDonald's or Burger King: Krusty Burger aka. Burger King -- Adidas or Nike: A.D.I.D.A.S -- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea -- Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate -- Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee STEP SIX: Do You... -- Smoke: Yes --Curse: When I Do Something Stupid -- Dance: Hell No --Do you t

Hehehe.... Oldie But Goodie!!!
Subject: Bubba and the IRS : The IRS decides to audit Bubba, and summons him to the IRS office.The IRS auditor is not surprised when Bubba shows up with his attorney.The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.""I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it", says Bubba. "Howabout a demonstration?"The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."Bubba says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my owneye."The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It's a bet."Bubba removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.Bubba says, "Now I"ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite myother eye."Now, the auditor can tell Bubba isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Bubba removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand,with Bubba's attorney as a witne

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How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Hot/hardYou love hard sex. You like it hot and fast. You love to scream and to listen to your partner scream. You'll go at it as fast as you can. Just make sure you don't go too hard for your partner, just because you can take it doesn't mean they can. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do! Hot/hard 85%Passionate/wet 75%Shy/Sweet 65%Exciting/Exotic 60%Soft/slow 55%Awkward/New 40%

Hehe What A Moron..then He Blocked Me
PukinDog14...: but dick you are dismissed os on your way!! ->PukinDog14...: and btw so am i PukinDog14...: excuse me who gave you your rights though oooooo that';s right JA FREEDOM of Speech in the 5th grade you forgot ->PukinDog14...: and blogging what you did is not gonna earn it ->PukinDog14...: respect? yuo gotta earn it before it can be given PukinDog14...: im not one of your uneducated , unemployed asses I have both and retired military so give some respect somewhere!! PukinDog14...: AS I SAID B4 I expressed it before it happened PukinDog14...: well quite a few reside on my list...yet it was a sband and wife crowd and another...but tell your crew they sat there and fucked me first not me ->PukinDog14...: if you knew what it was to be a leveler yud understand our bartabs roll sometimes we dont see it PukinDog14...: hey i rated and re-rated numerous times 400-750 at a pop for each that were on my friends l not one ever came back ->PukinDog14...: buddy yu do it one of us y

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This Auction Is Over Oct. 18th!!! This Saturday!!! So Pls Come Rate My Pic And Bid On Me!!!! I would l♥ve my first Blast, Bling Pack, Ticker, Or Happy Hour!!! Also My VIP Expires Thursday So A VIP Would Be Great Too :D:D

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I was going to hold out and give these people a chance but hell no i've had a long enough day...you would know if you read my other blogs!! These pieces of wasted filth ask and beg for Auto's, blings so they can level..yet most will never give a second thought to not do a damn thing and if they do it's minimal mainly after you rate their pics so here are the scum that entertained my time: 10/29 http://fubar.com/user/2227639 Jodi 928 Rated, nothing returned!! 10/28 http://fubar.com/user/1634986 Tanager 131 Auto's and 29 regular, nothing ever returned http://fubar.com/user/2142497 His babydoll 131 10/27 http://fubar.com/user/938996 xmasbaby 1183 10/26 http://fubar.com/user/919604 Infared re-rated about seventy and 1cr bling, 2422 Total Rated http://www.fubar.com/user/1520759 Tarnished Halo 1169 Rated and only a profile rate returned 10/18 ok, to Laura....i'll be fair to her and remove it..but usually im on top othis so giving the benefit of the doubt ill re

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my desire so hotly intense as you tease me with your sweet words and kisses online it makes me want to look into your eyes and feel your body against mine the heat of your skin making me tremble your mouth on my body teasing me to no end i get shivers at the thought so what will it be like in reality i can only wonder . rainmaker 11-08

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Listen up, turn it up and rock it out party on, I wanna hear you scream and shout this is real, as real as it gets I came to get down to get some fucking respect taking it back to hardcore level you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal taking it back to hardcore level you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal. Go! Whoa I'll never give in Whoa I'll never give up Whoa I'll never give in And I just wanna be, wanna be loved Whoa I'll never give in Whoa I'll never give up Whoa I'll never give in And I just wanna be, wanna be loved I want domination I want your submission I see you’re not resisting To this temptation I’ve got one confession A love deprivation I’ve got a jet black heart It’s all fucked up and it’s falling apart Whoa I'll never give in Whoa I'll never give up Whoa I'll never give in And I just wanna be, wanna be loved Whoa I'll never give in Whoa I'll never give up Whoa I'll never give in And I just wanna be, wanna be love

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Your Ideal Sex Position is...Roughdoggy Intense. Submissive... And just a tad bit painful.You don't mind bending over to get porked -As long as you're getting pulled and forked. 'What is your Ideal Sex Position?'at QuizUniverse.com

Hehe Bully Made For Me And Cris By Cris :p
That's right... Two of fubar's finest loves to share their friends!!! So swing on by and show us both lots of love♥ Nothing makes us smile more than a new friend that we can both enjoy... F/A/R/C are all appreciated! XOXOX (repost of original by '.:*♥F£IRTØ£ØGI§T♥*:. Ço•FöùNd€r «oƒ»DånGê®øuS CürVèS' on '2008-12-10 10:59:23')

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I wanna make you smile whenever youre sad Carry you around when your arthritis is bad All I wanna do is grow old with you Ill get your medicine when your tummy aches Build you a fire if the furnace breaks Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you< Ill miss you Ill kiss you Give you my coat when you are cold Ill need you Ill feed you Even let ya hold the remote control So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink Put you to bed if youve had too much to drink I could be the man who grows old with you I wanna grow old with you

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20. After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in." 19. Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass. 18. Actually answers when you ask "Who's your daddy?" 17. Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire. 16. Only moans during commercial breaks. 15. Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay. 14. Keeps trying to set you up with her friends. 13. Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York. 12. You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show. 11. Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead. 10. During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda." 9. Has suddenly started making you pay in advance. 8. Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file. 7. Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too. 6. Keeps asking "Are you SURE you're not gay?" 5. Boredom? So that's why she keeps deflating.... 4. Holds up

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You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I brush my teeth in the shower 2. I hate cooked mushrooms 3. I like to drive around town blasting music 4. I only wear black socks with me new shoes 5. I own 2 Nsync shirts and I wear them proudly 6. My tongue ring hurts 7. I use anti bacterial body wash 8. I' am almost out of toothpaste 9. I could really go for a steak right now 10. Heretic secretly wants me I tagged Nicole, independent_sk8er, Raven, Scrapper and Eric650.

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Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me if you were alone with me?

Heheheh Got A Mole?
A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together in a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, 'Yum! I smell maple syrup!' The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, 'Oh, Yum! I smell honey!' Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. This makes him whine, 'Geez, all I can smell is.... MOL-ASSES!

He Hears You
This poem is just saying he ehars youwhere ever you pray and dont doubt that he doesnt.Godbless!! Our Father sees in secret when you pray, so when you pray, go in and shut the door and pray in faith, your mind and heart toward what He has done for you, what He shall say, and all the ways He shall lead you today. Then when your prayers are answered, that reward shall mean to you and others so much more than glory men would give, that fades away. And if you ask Him time and time again to answer prayer, whatever it may be, the God of all comfort shall not refrain, for God is just, and soon your eyes shall see that faith's repeated askings are not vain. Our Father shall reward you openly.

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I get to spend all morning in the airport... to pick up my brother who I've not seen in over two years. Best birthday gift ever. He totally surprised me and....I'm so excited I've been giggling for hours now. ~Dances all happy like~ Mmk, thank you. Carry on. =P

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Joke of the Day An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it and on, and on, and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs. While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had

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So my friend Stephanie was just showing me a new app she got for her iPhone, whereby you can take a picture of something, and Amazon will identify if they sell it or not, or what the nearest thing they do sell is. Having tried it with a book, it seemed appropriate to just send them a picture of my face and see if they sold that. A few minutes later, we were sent this : Ain't technology brilliant?

He Held My Happiness!
IVE FOUND MY HAPPINESS IN YOUR SMILE. IVE FOUND MY DELIGHT IN YOUR WORDS. IVE FOUND ME AGAIN...INSIDE YOU. YOU CRASHED INTO ME LIKE WAVES ON THE ROCKS. YOU'VE MADE ME SEE THAT WISHES DO COME TRUE. YOU'VE OPENED MY MIND, MY HEART, MY SOUL TO WHAT COULD BE. YOU HAVE MADE ME SEE ME INSIDE YOU. INSIDE YOU I FOUND ME. MY YING TO MY YANG YOU ARE. MY BETTER HALF THE ONE I CAN SEE SO MUCH MORE WITH. YOU OPENED ME BACK UP. TAKE ALL I CAN GIVE ALL I AM WILLING TO GIVE. KEEP THIS GIFT CLOSE TO YOU AND DONT EVER LET IT GO. DONT LET ME WALK AWAY, DONT LET ME RUN WHEN I WANT TO RUN. STAND NEXT TO ME ON THIS JOURNEY OF LIFE LOVE AND HAPPINESS. TOGETHER WE WILL DO AMAZING THINGS, ACCOMPLISH AMAZING TASKS. TOGETHER WE CAN AND WILL DO ANYTHING. THAT WORD ALONE "TOGETHER" SOUNDS SO NICE. TOGETHER, WE WILL FIND EACH OTHER ONCE AGAIN. BRING OUT THE CHILD BRING OUT THE ADULT LIVE LIFE IN SO MANY AMAZING WAYS. I FOUND ME INSIDE YOU. KEEP ME THERE... I FOUND MY HAPPINESS INSIDE YOU.

Hehehehe I Love Me Sometimes
So....this guy (scubasteve2) decides he's going to be nice and rate a few pics of mine...rates all the ones of just me a 10, and comes across a pic of my husband and rates it a 1. I felt obligated to share my thoughts with him via PM. Subject: Excuse me but.... Content: I think you left your head in your ass. If you aren't going to show my husband the same kindness you show me, you can go fuck yourself. Thanks, and have a marvelous day!

Heheheh Pot? No, Never!!
Twas the night before a party, when all through the town, no pigs were stirring, no cops were around. We drank Seagram's, and smoked Panama Reds, while visions of the munchies danced through our heads. But all of a sudden, came a knock at the door. We all yelled, "Pigs!" and hit the floor. But what to our red-glazed eyes should appear? A fucking pound of Colombian, with two kegs of beer! The man at the door flashed us a smile, so we said, "Come on in, man, you should party a while." But we heard him exclaim, as he flew through the sky, "Marijuana to all, and to all a great high!

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I bend you over my knee slightly I spank you on your bottom very lightly I lift your hair above your ear I bite your neck softly dear I take your hair in my grip I pull it gently so it doesnt rip Whatever else you may desire I may try to get us higher

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So...there's this 33 y/o woman that's never been married, never had kids and still lives with her parents. One day, her mom walks in on her as she's getting herself off with a toy. "OMG what are you doing in my house?".."Mom, I'm 33, never married and I live with you guys. Leave me be with my privacy, and please, knock next time." A few days later, her dad walks in on her doing the same thing. "What are you doing?!?!" "Dad, I'm 33, never married and I live with you guys. Please let me have my privacy!!" She and her mom go out shopping and come back one day to find her dad sitting on the couch with her vibrator on the table in front of him flopping around. "DAD?!?!?!?! What are you doing?!?!!" "I'm spending time with my son-in-law. Do you mind?"

Hehe, I Had A Message From That Guy Earlier This Month Too...
FOR THE LAST TIME - I WILL BE FILING A SMALL CLAIMS CASE AGAINST AMAZON FOR THE ENTIRE BALANCE OF THIS ACCOUNT . IN ADDITION TO WRONGFUL TERMINATION AND WHATEVER ELSE I CAN DRUM UP. THE NY STATE MAX IN SMALL CLAIMS IS $5,000. FOR THE $39.26 THAT YOU STOLE FROM ME, *** WILL HAVE A LAWYER PRESENT IN A COURT HOUSE IN STATEN ISLAND. IT IS GOING TO COST *** A LOT MORE THAN WHAT YOU OWE ME. YOU TERMINATED MY ACCOUNT FOR NO REASON I CAN FIGURE OUT AND OFFER A FORM LETTER AS AN EXPLANATION. BOOBS AT *** ARE FROM A FOREIGN LAND AND APPARENTLY ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE THIEVES AT ***. OBVIOUSLY, I NEED THE MONEY, I NEEDED THE SO CALLED JOB AND I NEED TO BE IN COURT TO GET IT. IF ALL YOU CAN OFFER IS A FORM LETTER - DON'T BOTHER. OTHERWISE *** THE COMPANY WILL HAVE MY FILING BY MONDAY. YOU ARE ANIMALS- NO GUTS TO PHONE, EXPLAIN, AND STEAL EARNED MONEY.

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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions....... Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey

Hehe, Joke Time
Hubby finds a shoe box under the bed with a large sum of cash and two eggs. He askes "Honey, what does this box mean?" She replies, "Well, you will have to wait until our anniversary." After days of nagging, the big day comes and he runs downstairs to his wife and asks excitedl, "Well, will you explain the meaning?" Well, the two eggs represent the bad sex he had given her. Boastfully, he proclaims "WOW! Two eggs in 50 years ain't bad." Wife replies "I was selling the eggs 50 cents a dozen."

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mmm comes to my attention that woman n hurricanes r the same, they come quickly,noisey n leave all wett, n in the end the we lose r house cars n anything else of value mmmm funny in away. sad part is that spongebob better becareful sandy bein a bitch

Heh. I'm A Sexualgenius!
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Heh...i'm Yellow Like Mel♥
Your Passion is Yellow You're a total sexual shape shifter. You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable. Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual. While you the most passionate, you are very open minded. What Color Is Your Passion?

He Highest-profile Inte
TEL AVIV, Israel -- The president of Israels football association said Wednesday that there was never any doubt the country could host next years European under-21 football championship, even when Palestinian militants were bombarding Israel with rockets during heavy fighting earlier this month. Avi Luzon also expressed full confidence that the tournament, one of the highest-profile international sporting events ever held in Israel, would proceed safely and smoothly. "There was never any fear that the championship wouldnt happen here," Luzon told Israel TV, adding that UEFA officials "didnt even raise it for a moment." Luzon spoke on the sidelines of the draw for next Junes tournament. Israel was drawn to play England, Norway and Italy in its group, while defending champion Spain is top-seeded in a group that includes the Netherlands, Russia and Germany. The draw was conducted by UEFA in Tel Aviv less than two weeks after the coastal city came under rocket fire during eight

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Well, I had warned friends that I'd eventually almost completely forget about logging on here, and sure enough... *shrug* Been busy as heck with one thing or another. Mostly bouncing up and down Belmont Shore and PCH doing the job hunt for the umpteenth time in six years and having just as much luck as ever...which is to say, none. Considering the state of economy right now, that's no surprise. So, back to old reliable. Writing and music composition. Haven't done either in a long while. Yes, I know, it's red alert when I'm totally unable to write or compose. It's not that the ideas aren't there, those never slow down. Just lately been totally unmotivated. Looking to change that shortly though. Working on revamping my public profiles on networking sites towards the music edge. My friends keep telling me my composition is good enough to make money with. I don't exactly agree, but then I've always had low opinion of my own work. Not giving up the writing. "Scar

Heh, Read Me.
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute: 5. Would you have sex with me: 6. lights on or off: 7. Would you have to be drunk: 8.Would you take a shower with me: 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me: 10.Would you leave after or stay the night: 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards: 12.Condom or skin: 13.Have sex on the first date: 14.Would you kiss me during sex: 15.Do you think I would be good in bed: 16. Would you use me as a booty call: 17.Can I use you as a booty call: 19.Can we take pictures of the act: 20.How long would we have sex: 21.Would you tell your friends about me: 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you: SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

He Hung Himself Today.
Little is as sobering as death. This morning a friend, which is not to say I knew him well, only that I knew him, hung himself in the stairwell of the parking structure of the club we frequent. He hung himself with a chain, wrapped five times around his neck over his hooded sweatshirt. He hung himself from a water pipe. The pieces of link chain from where he was cut down remain. I held them in my hands. Clean, sharp edges. He leaves behind lovers, friends, family and most tragically, children; one, a three month old son. I saw him yesterday. I talked to him yesterday. Today he’s dead. I met him a couple years back at the club’s old location. This is a club where 12 Step meetings are held, not a dance club. He lived in his car in the parking lot, and though a regular at the club, he rarely, if ever, attended meetings. We spoke irregularly. He, on occasion, called me. Every time, he had little or no interest in doing things differently. No interest in mee

Heidi Here
Hey! Im Heidi and I have no idea how to use this damn website Im kinda too busy with stressing about my divorce to sit here and figure this thing out. SO I found out my ex husband is into s&m and whips and chains and Im not and it got in the way of our relationship I was all excited about christmas andmaking a family tradition for us to start and go with and pass on to our kids (if that were to ever happen) But Hes into bondage and men SO im not going to put up with im going to find a man who deserves me and my love. ALot of my time is going to gowards me and things i need to focous in in my life Like getting into school and getting a good job and my dissability pay. But i just wanted to get some feelings out- I need somestuff to get me through this like the complete idiots guide to surving divorce. Inface im going to go look for some books online that might help me. Pezz

Heidi Fleiss Rummaging Through Other People's Dirty Laundry
I submitted an application over one year ago to her Stud Farm. . .no response, of course.. . Ex-Hollywood Madam Opens Laundromat By Associated Press July 1 2007, 8:11 PM EDT LAS VEGAS -- Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss is diversifying, airing her Dirty Laundry in Nevada as she makes plans for a legal brothel for women. Dirty Laundry is a 24-hour, coin-operated laundry -- 13 washers and 14 dryers -- the one-time leader of a high-priced ring of call girls to the stars is opening at a shopping center in Pahrump, west of Las Vegas. Fleiss, who has become an avid collector of parrots and macaws since moving to Pahrump, said she decided to open the laundromat after the death of one of her pets, a macaw named Dalton. "I had to force myself to do something," she told the Las Vegas Review-Journal. "Nothing in my 41 years -- nothing -- ever affected me like this." Fleiss moved to Nye County in late 2005, after serving a jail term for running the prostitution ring

Heidi Wolf
It was fall when Heidi Wolf wafted in Clothe in the mist of a redolent wind Silhouetted by the waning moon Framed in the window of a pitch-black room Though the fragrant wind untilled the air The wind chimes hung silent riveted to despair The smell of hell perfumed the room Blood-shot eyes narrated visions of doom In the blackness deep as a bottomless hole Flagitious spirits wager for a wounded soul Lucifer rolled the dice twice, with a poetic charm But the Good Book flew open at the 27th Psalm Heidi Wolf surveyed the scene And festooned the room with her gracious beam From the west she summoned her Zephyr friend And a choir of angels the wind chimes send Then the dimmed moon ripened with light And Grim and his minions took flight When dawn arrived she stayed awhile And as the season changed she waved goodbye Across the field she gusted and frolicked carefree The lush meadows kissed undulated like the sea Now and again on a dark and stormy night When a sh

The Height Of Ecstasy
Take me in your arms and lie me down on our nest Let your touch explore the parts you loved best Search for yourself the cave in the forest When you get down from two mountain peaks. The heavenly scent so distinct of a wild flower Makes every bee visit from one flower to another An arable land plowed by a lone farmer With a hope in his heart sweetest nectar he could gather. You enter the cave armed with an armor Mighty and strong like any warrior The anger in you is now unleashed Which makes you wilder than any beast. Allow your suppressed lust release its volcanic blast

Heights Heavenly Attained
Heights Heavenly Attained A Triolet Perform a slow, beautiful dive From heights heavenly attained; A swan song for a heart alive, A sweet, gentle, beautiful dive. Release yourself into a glide And let your soul be not restrained. Perform a slow, beautiful dive From heights heavenly attained.

Heights Heavenly Attained
Heights Heavenly Attained Perform a slow, beautiful dive from heights heavenly attained. A swan song for a heart alive, a sweet, gentle, beautiful dive. Release yourself into a glide and let your soul be not restrained. Perform a slow, beautiful dive from heights heavenly attained.

Height
What Your Height Says About You You are a gifted communicator, and you understand other people well. You are compassionate and empathetic. You feel other's pain a little too easily. Because of your open heart and open mind, many people admire and adore you. You are classy and well mannered. You have the art of charm mastered. You are about as tall as the average Dutch man. What Does Your Height Say About You?

Height
What Your Height Says About You You are a very vulnerable and spiritual person. Your emotions run deep. You have a philosophical and poetic soul. You think things through and are a bit of a skeptic. You tend to be very opinionated. You are a perfectionist with high standards. You prefer to work alone. You work hard, and you don't like interruptions. You are about as tall as the average Japanese woman. What Does Your Height Say About You?

Hei. Mitt Navn Er Salomo.
Ikke kong, og jeg kjenner ingen LL eller Saba Jeg har gjort mange fatastiske ting i min tid, men det meste, hvis ikke alt, har foregått på papiret. Jeg har fortalt dere litt om Isis' kjærliget. Den ble ikke overrakt meg av min egen fantastiskhet selvfølgelig. Tvert i mot. Min far David var den som muliggjorde møtet. Han knertet henne ned, ved et lykketreff. Min oppgave har kun vært å gå på jakt. Ikke etter dyr eller mennesker, men etter spor som min far har lagt igjen. Og de sporene er mange. Ikke på hans egen fantastiskhet, den historien kan han fortelle selv, og hans tilhengere gjør det også hver dag. Jeg tenker på sporene etter hans dårlige samvittighet. Innsikten i hva som hadde skjedd som forteller mye mer enn den opplagte historien med en slynge, en kjempe og en lang og morsom tid med tyranni. Oppgaven ble derfor å fortelle den egentlige historien, slik den ser ut for en som står med hodet i søplebøtta og leter. Det var der nede jeg fant Salome. Noen påstår

Heinrich Schliemann, Archaeologist
Portrait of Heinrich Schliemann Heinrich Schliemann (Johann Ludwig Heinrich Julius Schliemann) was born in January 1822 in the German territory of Mecklenburg-Schwerin. His father was a minister of religion and the family, which grew to include several children, was not too prosperous by all accounts. Indeed, the demise of Heinrich Schliemann's mother in 1831 was followed by Heinrich's being sent to live with an uncle although a brief period of education at a Gymnasium (grammar school), was funded by his father. During his time at the Gymnasium Heinrich Schliemann was not yet a teenager but he may have already developed an interest in Archaeologist. In later life Schliemann claimed that his father had already introduced him to tales of the Greek Classical Era as related in The Iliad and The Odyssey, and had given him an Illustrated History of the World as a Christmas gift in 1829. Heinrich Schliemann even claimed in later life that by the age of eight he had already formed the a

~he Invades My Dreams Nightly
*dreaming of my arrival at Master's place, * It started in the hallway the minute He unlocked His front door after retrieving me from the bus station, He charged me like He was lost and had seen a desert oasis of sweet wet water like a heavenly mirage Hands under my arms He crashed me through the door face forward, i arched back into Him as He ravaged me in the darkness from behind on the floor As He turned to close the door i gasped for air as i turned over to watch Him close and lock the front door, He turned back to me seeing i had moved over onto my back He flashed that wicked grin of His and topples me back flush to the living room carpet He flippes up my skirt, oddly to His surprise i had no panties on, granting a wish for a erotic and freaky demise grabbing me forcefully He spread open my pussy right after intensely biting me over and over again above my knees on both of my inner thighs Now on the carpet in the darkness i claw at His neck and back ripping His s

Heinz Field
So, Thursday night, I got to go to Heinz Field in Pittsburgh for the Silver Ticket Tour Party! It was fuckin awesome! Lots and lots of FREE Coors lite stuff and I got to meet Rocky Blier...and I even got to wear four out of the five Steelers Super Bowl Rings! YEP...They were on my hand! Got a bunch of shit autographed too! There were 7 people in our group and we all had a blast!

Heinlein
Two of them; Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.... A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Robert Heinlein

He Injustice Of Being Different
In ancient times, In the Legendary town of Eagledale was born a child of extraordinary blood. Unknown to her pack she was born of a mixed blood, her appearance, strength and agility in youth matched that of the creatures of her race known as Lycans. Something was always different about this child, She was special even more so then others of her kind. Her eyes never resembled that of a Lycan, Crystal blue eyes unlike the deep black pupils of her fellows. Though her strength rivaled that of any other, she was more slender then the rest of her town. Her powers grew much faster then her kin she was raised with. The town elders began to shun her and her mother, knowing that something was different about this child. Different is dangerous, they told her mother who argued that her child was no different then any other, though she herself knew that to be false.They eventually moved to a more secluded area of the town where they weren't disturbed as much. The child grew rapidly, her mother trai

Heirloom Tomato Gratin
HEIRLOOM TOMATO GRATIN SERVINGS: 6 3 pounds tomatoes, cut into thick slices 3/4 tsp salt 1 tbs extra virgin olive oil 3 tbs plain bread crumbs 1/2 tsp pepper 2 tbs oregano 2 tsp thyme 3 cloves garlic, sliced 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese Heat oven to 450°. Place tomato slices on paper towels. Sprinkle with 1/2 tsp salt, let stand 15 min. Pat dry with paper towels. Coat a oval baking dish with 1 tsp oil. Sprinkle 1 tbs bread crumbs over bottom of baking dish. Place half the tomato slices in baking dish, season with 1/8 tsp salt, 1/4 tsp pepper. Sprinkle 1 tsp oil, 1 tbs oregano, and 1 tsp thyme over the top. Place remaining tomato slices in dish and season with remaining salt and pepper. Sprinkle remaining oil, oregano, and thyme over the tomatoes. Bake 30 min. Scatter Parmesan on top, bake an additional 10 min. Remove gratin from oven and let stand 10 min. before serving.*

Heircut.
I opened the door.firstmistake. I washed my skin with hard water and cast my pearls to swine. She asked if i were having the time of my life. i said Yes. i had a bouqet of dried leaves. She asked again if i were going out tonight. I did not have a stitch to wear. I ate from the garden and thought of the immense world of night and how hot yellow eats blue white future. So, as the larvae says to the spider i spat digestive fluid as words! to cast swine off as diamond. Who was right? doesn't matter. I was left again.lastmistake.

Heir Puts 'dracula's Castle' For Sale
A Habsburg heir is hoping someone will take a bite of his offer Monday to sell "Dracula's Castle" in Transylvania. The medieval Bran Castle, perched on a cliff near Brasov in mountainous central Romania, is a top tourist attraction because of its ties to Prince Vlad the Impaler, the warlord whose cruelty inspired Bram Stoker's 1897 novel, "Dracula." Legend has it that the ruthless Vlad — who earned his nickname because of the way he tortured his enemies — spent one night in the 1400s at the castle. The Habsburgs formally put the Bran Castle on the market Monday, a U.S.-based investment company said. No selling price was announced. Bran Castle was built in the 14th century to serve as a fortress to protect against the invading Ottoman Turks. The royal family moved into the castle in the 1920s, living there until the communist regime confiscated it from Princess Ileana in 1948. After being restored in the late 1980s and following the end of communist rule in Romania, it ga

Heirloom Tomato And Avocado Salad
If heirloom tomatoes are not available, good old-fashioned beefsteak tomatoes are just as juicy and delicious. The combination of sweet tomatoes and tangy cheese creates a pleasant treat. Serving: 6 INGREDIENTS: 3 to 4 heirloom tomatoes (choose different colors and sizes) 2 avocados 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice Salt and pepper to taste 1/2 cup aged Gouda cheese, sliced with a vegetable peeler into thin strips DIRECTIONS: Slice the tomatoes and the avocados into 1/3-inch slices. Place on a platter or six individual plates. In a small bowl combine the olive oil and the lemon juice and drizzle over the tomatoes and avocados. Season with salt and pepper and sprinkle with the cheese.

Heir.
My grandfather's hands always smelled like motor grease.Even when clean.He had dark leathery skin.Even toward the end.Last night I had a dream.Where we were cutting out saplings.He brought an axe, I asked if I could help.In the shedthere were saws, hammers, and bladesbut no second axe.How like my grandfather.But he did have a hatchet.A small, toyish thing.And it broke on my first swing.I felt no particular shame.As he cackled and resumed work.That's just how he was.So I told him he would have a heart attack soon.And that he'd survive but never quite recover.Four heart attacks actually.All in the same day.And that I would miss him.He knew. Because it had always been up to me.Strange that he'd say something to a boy so shy.So melodramatically self involved.Some days I miss him more than this.Some days I don't think of him at all.But I do know that there was sunshine when I woke up.Light that wasn't there before.

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Heir First Seven 38 Years Ago. Theyve Won 9
GLENDALE, Ariz. -- The Arizona Cardinals didnt get a great game from their defence, just two great plays. The result was another wild win at home. Jay Feely kicked a 46-yard field goal 6:31 into overtime to keep the Cardinals unbeaten with a 24-21 victory over the Miami Dolphins on Sunday. Arizona (4-0) forced overtime when Kevin Kolb threw a 15-yard touchdown pass on fourth down to Andre Roberts with 22 seconds to play in regulation. The Cardinals are off to their best start since winning their first seven 38 years ago. Theyve won 9 of 11 overall and eight straight at home. Of those eight wins, five have come in overtime. "Thats how we do it," Roberts said. "I dont know what it is about us. We have to take it down to the last moment of the game, but were winning and thats all that matters." Are they just lucky? "Its not luck, I can tell you that," coach Ken Whisenhunt said. "It cant be luck as many times as weve been successful with that." The Dolphins (1-3) lost their second straight

He Isnt What You Think Of Him
For I am The Alpha Angel, his most beloved and most Controversial for what most people believe.. But it not about beliefe, its just mere entertaining to watch his Creation and see the beauty of it all and beauty of flesh yes I love temptation Female flesh is devine as Gods Love. For I find No sin in that and neither should you. To continued

He Is
He is in all i do and all i see He is the shoulder i lean on He is my Papi Chulo He is wat makes life worth living 4 He is the only one who gets me He is the only one who will win me over He is the one who never made me cry He is the only one I see in my future He is the only one i cared for so much He is wat makes my heart skip a beat He is the one who completes me He is the only one who makes me smile :D He is the only piece of me who doesnt want to die He stopped my suicidal thoughts He is the only one who stopped my bitching He is the greatest never yelled at me He is Jorge and he should know i love him P.s.I'm gonna tell him i like him noveber 11th'06

He Is Being A Jerk To Me...
he is being a jerk to me...he has a bad temper and always goes off on me and yells at me and calls me names....he never pays attention to me or spends time with me and he is hardly around...all he does is sleep,eat,sit on his computer,talk on the phone all day or leave Do you relate to the above statement? There are so many unhappy couples living together or married who wish that their relationship was a success.

He Is Beautiful
He is beautiful , so very beautiful Just like a winter’s shining landscape, As dedicate as the petals of a daisy, And as freely as the eagle soaring against the blue. His eyes are as mysterious as the calm sea Everything about him is so very precious, More precious than all the gems in the world His soul is the essence of the sky and earth, His feelings are a volcano that is yet to explode His smile is the smile of lost innocence. Pain vibrates deep inside of his gentle heart A lock shuts in the disturbed thoughts of his mind, A mind with as many roads as the world has. I look at him and I see pure truth, Like looking at a clear night sky, Millions of stars twinkle within him. He is beauty as I defined it. He is perfect, his imperfections make him so. He is my best friend, and I love him, I love him although, not because. And I would give up all the things which I think are pretty If only I can hold his beauty within me, For he is everything in this world,

Heisman
I just want to give a shout out to Troy Smith and The Ohio State University for an awesome season and to all the Buckeye haters...a big Fuck You. We got the Heisman and we are gonna take the National Championship too. GO BUCKS!!!

He Is At Home
So far His Dad tells me he is doing ok a little hair loss and still not much of an appetite and he takes a shot daily to boost his T-cells . Right now my biggest concern is getting well cause noone can go around him sick and i cant even have a cold..:-(

He Is Eating Solids...omg
Yep he is sooo hungry that i decided to try him on solids tonight and just like his sister he loves it. I only gave him about 5 little spoons of baby rice cereal but still.. He is almost 3 months old. here are the pics

He Is So Sweet!!!!!
You know how you will tell someone you want something to eat, not really to eat, but because it sounds good at the moment? well galen and i were lying in bed watching tv and i told him that peroigis sounded real good. I didn't want to get up and make some, so i went to sleep. Can you believe that he got up at midnight (with migrane, kidney problems, and being sick with a cold) and made me some. Isn't that the sweetest thing you have ever heard? He said not to tell anyone because he doens't want his reputation ruined.

He Is Mine
As I roam this world I search With my eyes wide open and heart searching and my spirit free I feel what others choose not to feel I touch so I can see all that there is too see and feel some souls so dark that the fear in me wants to run but run I must not I have to stand and fight in a simple look I see more than most in a smile be in real or fake and with just one touch, I know I have a demon deep inside of me that wants to come out an play it wants to show itself but I must search for the one who can control my demon not break it’s spirit, just join it and live. The man I seek is the beast within who has no fear of my spirit he rides the night we me and we are one The beast can touch my soul and I will not resist his touch he can lead me to the path of union he will know my touch I will touch him like no other can he will never hungry for another touch or soul he is mine 06kb

He Is
HE IS HIS EYES SEE WHAT IS NOT OBVIOUS OR APPARENT TO OTHERS HIS SMILE CUDDLES MY SOUL HIS HANDS BRING ESTACY TO EVERY INCH OF ME HIS STRENGTHCONQUERS ALL HIS BEAUTY IS REMARKABLE AND UNDESCRIBABLE IN EVERY WAY HIS VOICE BRINGS DELIGHT TO THE DEAFEST EARS HIS ARMS BRING ABOUT AND GIVE THE TRUE MEANING OF SECURITY HIS BODY GIVESS LOVE THAT IS INDEFINABLE HIS MERE EXISTENCE BRINGS JOY TO THE WORLD HE IS A HEARTS DESIRE AND A MINDS DREAM HE IS? P.S. THERE IS NO EXPLANATION NEEDED U KNOW THIS IS ABOUT U- WHAT A PRECIOUS GIFT U R!!! THIS IS NOT ABOUT A PARTICULAR INDIVIDUAL.. JUST WANTED TO SHARE....

He Is Now In First Help Him Keep That Lead This Ends Today
click the link and comment bomb the pic a bit plz this ends today we have caught him up he is now in first but dayum i need to shower and eat.. lol smooches thanks yall lady kaos

He Is Among Us
He said he loved me. He said he wished I were dead. He said I wasn't worth killing. He'd swear he was the only person in the world who truly loved me. He swore my parents never wanted me. That I shouldn't have been born. That I was just a mistake. I was a waste of space. I made him sick. I was disgusting. I should have been aborted. I should now, immediately forgive him because he didn't mean it. It was my fault for making him so angry. If he didn't love me so much, he wouldn't get so furious. I was to blame. Sales girls predictably fawned over him when he'd spend too much on pricey perfume. "He's so wonderful," they'd say. "I wish my man would buy this for me," they'd tell me. I was expected to fawn over him, too. But later he'd say that all the fragrance in the world would never cover the stench that came from my rotten soul. I was, after all, born rotten. Why did you marry me? I'd ask. "Because I knew no one else would," he'd say, adding that at the time, he felt sorry f

He Is All Things
HE IS ALL THINGS! IN CHEMISTRY, HE TURNED WATER TO WINE IN BIOLOGY, HE WAS BORN WITHOUT THE NORMAL CONCEPTION IN PHYSICS, HE DISAPPROVED THE LAW OF GRAVITY WHEN HE ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN IN ECONOMICS, HE DISAPPROVED THE LAW OF DIMINISHING RETURN BY FEEDING 5000 MEN WITH TWO FISHES & 5 LOAVES OF BREAD IN MEDICINE, HE CURED THE SICK AND THE BLIND WITHOUT ADMINISTERING A SINGLE DOSE OF DRUGS IN HISTORY, HE IS THE BEGINNING AND THE END IN GOVERNMENT, HE SAID THAT HE SHALL BE CALLED WONDERFUL COUNSELOR, PRINCE OF PEACE IN RELIGION, HE SAID NO ONE COMES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH HIM SO, WHO IS HE? HE IS JESUS! JOIN ME AND LET'S CELEBRATE HIM. HE IS WORTHY! THE EYES BEHOLDING THIS MESSAGE SHALL NOT BEHOLD EVIL, THE HAND THAT WILL SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYBODY SHALL NOT LABOR IN VAIN, AND THE MOUTH SAYING AMEN TO THIS PRAYER SHALL SMILE FOREVER. REMAIN IN GOD AND SEEK HIS FACE ALWAYS AMEN. IN GOD I'VE FOUND EVERYTHING! The Greate

He Is My World
before u; i was lost in love, no where to go, no where to turn. there u were popping up to say hey not realizing that u would steal my heart away. the late nights on the phone, were simple and sweet and pretty soon u were in my dreams. day in and day out u were on my mind, hoping one day you could be mine. your smile melted my heart away, your eyes took me to another place. your voice made my knees buckled, and your love made the holes in my heart complete again. for once im not afraid to love agian, for once i can be worry free. babydoll you dont know how much you mean to me, thanks to you my life is complete.

*~he Is~*
He is a fream he is a life he is one that no one can take or replace he is someone that i take with deep thought and that i love with all that i have he is the person that i call my bf and my soul mate. For he walks the path of standing with me and showing me that with all that goes on in this world that we call love we make it through it all and love each other with ever beat of our hearts with out a a moment of anything we look at the night time sky and dream of the wonderful things that have been brought to us from each other ....I love him with all that i have and he loves me with all that he has. Someone the other night put a smile of over my face when she told me something ..... SHe said that my blogs of poems and words are imsprational...That really ment something to me because it goes to show that someone is really reading what im wrtieing and it has some affect on someone. So to that person thanks for being a reader of my stuff and enjoying what i post. To that specail

He Is By Heather Headley
Ladies, I hope you know or have a man like this! Oh my where do How do I begin To answer The question I know you been wonderin' When could Why could How could it all be true These things Who's that And what is he to you? [Chorus:] He is The mind injector The heart protector The soul defender of anything I fear The baby conceiver The make me believer The joy bringer The love giver He is The dough increaser The pleasure releser The hard knocks knowler without the scars to show ya The night school teacher The good life preacher The caretaker The kiss craver He is The words Are only Frosting on my cake Feelings Explained Don't do justice to how I Feel...so alive So in love for the first time No way Can I hide Who...what... [Chorus:] He is The mind injector The heart protector The soul defender of anything I fear The baby conceiver The make me believer The joy bringer The love giver

He Is My Man!!! Lol
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He Is On His Way
Well, the time has come and gone and I'm ok. It wasn't as hard as I thought it would be. Grant left at 9:15 this morning to get on a bus to go to MEPS in St. Louis. Then tomorrow he will fly to Ft. Sills, OK. He spent time this morning talking to his sisters, each by themselves. And wouldn't tell me what he said to them. Knowing my son, he gave them strict instructions on how to behave and the consequences upon his return for any bad behavior. (lmao) He didn't have much to say to me, which is ok, as my son and I have a bond that doesn't need words. I chose to write him a letter and stick it in his bag when he wasn't looking! Saying all the things I knew I wouldn't be able to say when he left without tears. And since he can't stand to see his momma cry, i Know he understands. I am so proud of him, and can't wait to see how this experience changes him. Thanks to my sis and all my friends on here for your continued support. One person in particular, and they know who they are

He Is Home!!!! (kaleb Update) From Kalebs Mom
Monday, July 16, 2007 HE IS HOME KALEB IS HOME!!!!! .. I am sorry that it has taken me so long to post an update, we have been busy busy busy. First thing this AM we got to take Kaleb for a walk together. He is def starting to make more noises and cry more. He started twitching on the way back to his room. I thought "Oh no not a seizure"... Because if he had had one they might of not released him today. The doctors determined that it wasn't, THANK GOD. Then we had a car seat evaluation. That went well. Then FINALLY it was time!!!! As I finished packing up the entire room, I looked back and noticed how empty it was. Kaleb lit up that room and now it is so bland. But at the same time I was releived and had the overwhelming happiness. We are FINALLY going home. This is a huge weight lifted off our shoulders!!! So our car ride was long but we made it home before it really started to storm. Waiting at the house were 3 nurses from the home health company. I took Kaleb inside a

He Is Doing Better
an update from baby kalebs' mommy Wednesday, July 25, 2007 BETTER Sorry it has been two days since I updated. Kaleb is doing a world of better and doesn't have meningitis nor any other infection anywhere. He is having persistant seizures though. They had Kaleb hooked up to a EEG machine for 48 hours and it detected this. We talked to the Nuerologist and she said that they are coming from the right side of the brain from a very small area and that they are not dangerous becuase it doesn't affect his breathing. He is much more calm and isn't crying like he was before. The changed his meds so hopefully this will control the seizures this time. They said that I was right to call the ambulance. He no longer has a temp and his color is good now. The Hospital released him today, so we are home. Thank you for all who prayed for him. He looks better. He has little red spots all around his head from the EEG glue. The doctor told us that she thinks that we will have freque

He Is Different!
He makes me smile even when miles apart. He makes me feel like the only thing on this earth when we talk. He is kind, and sweet, and sincere, and wonderful. He puts all the rest to shame with his kindness. He makes me think of only good. No worries about when the other shoe will drop. No thoughts of when this will go wrong Just the contentment, of us keeps us going. He does not need anyone else Neither do I, I just need his voice once a day. His love I will wait for. As he will wait for mine. I did not think feelings like this could happen for me. I did not think there was anyone out there that thought about me like he does. I want to hold him, and kiss him. And I want to fall so hard head over heals this time. I want to be dizzy with love I want to be lovedrunk, I want him the same way. He'll dance with me, he'll hold me tight i'm sure. He'll be what I need, and I will try to be what he needs day in and day out.

He Is The One
He has taken me where I have never gone before He has done to me what no one has ever done He loves me like no one ever will When he touches me, my heart stands still When our lips meet, my body ignites When are tongues caress, we reach new heights His kiss fills me with passion beyond compare I ache with desire, my soul I bare His fingers are magic as they creep They find my fire and take me deep I moan, I shake, I quiver with pleasure He is the only one that can find my treasure His manhood fills me, I cry out his name From this moment on I'll never be the same He takes me with him higher and higher Our bodies are burning we are on fire We climb and find our ecstasy We collapse and find serenity I will love him for all eternity He is the moon and the stars and the sun He is the one.

He Is Out Of Icu
Thanks for all the prayers and all other blessings that come with his recovery. He is out of ICU and the nurse told me that he is experiencing some flash backs which are normal. I will be calling him tomorrow and will keep you all posted in his progress!!!!!!!! Hugs and Kisses, L~

He Is Home!!!!!!
WELL HERE IT IS! I TOLD YA I WOULD BE SHOUTIN IT FROM THE ROOF TOPS!!!!!!! MY SON IS HOME! HE GOT IN THIS EVENING!!!! I WILL ADMIT I CRIED WHEN HE CAME IN!!! HE LOOKS SO GOOD, STRONG AND PROUD. HE WENT IN THE ROOM TO GET HIS BABY SISTER OUT OF BED, SHE JUST JUMPED UP AND LATCHED ONTO HIS NECK AND WOULDN'T LET GO!! OF COARSE I HUGGED HIM UNTIL HE COULDN'T BREATH! HE EVEN HAD THE DOG JUMPIN UP TO HIM!!!! I WILL SLEEP EASY TONIGHT KNOWIN HE IS IN THE NEXT ROOM!I WILL PUT SOME PICS UP AS SOON AS I CAN! WE ARE ALL SO GREATFULL THAT HE IS HOME,I DON'T WANT TO LET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT FOR AWHILE! I JUST WANTED ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO BE ABLE TO SHARE IN OUR JOY! MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL AND MANY, MANY BLESSINGS!!!!

He Is Driving Me Crazy With This Mess
what do you do when you tell some one ur not in love with them and they threatned to kill them self ? he even uploaded a pic with a gun under his chin and told me to go look .. i feel bad for him but not sure what to do about it

He Is My Drug
He Is My Drug I’m addicted to him and his cute smile. It makes me sick not seeing him for a while. I can’t get enough of chatting with him, Especially when I see him at the cam. But the best is to hear his voice, I just have to love it, there is no choice. I see him once and want more and more, Not talking to him makes my heart sore. He is too good to share him with others, So I will keep my mouth shut, and not telling other mothers. I need him for the rest of my life, I hope he feels the same, and accept me as wife. He makes me happy when we chat, Everybody would enjoy him, I bet! I just don’t know what he wants with me, He could get any other girl and this for free! It is quiet expensive to get to him, But I will do everything even if I have to swim!

He Is Such An Ass
I was seeing this guy... off and on for almost 4 years. Every time I thought it was over, he'd come back with some lame ass excuse and a really good story. I couldn't help but care about the asshole, so like a dumbass I'd let him back in. This last time he came back, he did the worst thing possable: He used his daughter. Let me explain... He has known for a while now that all I really want is a family. Someone to come home to, the sound of little feet running across the floor, a family to cook for, to love, to spend time with... That's what I really want. Well he promised me that he was going to take his daughter out of the hell hole that she was living in with his aunt and move in with me. That thought lasted about 2 weeks. He brought his daughter over and she stayed the night on the weekends... then once I started sleeping with him again, he totally quit bringing her around. We were supposed to go to Cedar Point today. The tickets are paid for and sitting right here, I have u

He Is Hotttt!!! You Will Want To See This
I need a favor from all my friends, fans and family!!! Babyboy wants to level up so lets go give him our all!!! Ladies.....if you have not seen those sexy BLUE EYES you MUST check them out, they will make you melt hehe.......GUYS.......just a cool dude so be sure to go show him lots of luv!!! Click on his link to see this Red Hot Stud!!! $DJ Baby Boy$ { DIRTY SOUTH CREW} ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar

He Is A Keeper--wooohooo I Am Bored To-lol
He's a Keeper! Your guy is a rare find: sweet, kind, and loyal. And as long as he doesn't have three nippples, You should seriously consider keeping him a long time Sometimes a girl can't see a good thing when she's got one So let me tell you: your guy is a gold medal boyfriend Just make sure you treat him right in return! Is He a Keeper?

Heisman Results And My Thoughts
This evening Univ. of Florida quarterback Tim Tebow became the 1st sophomore and 72nd winner of the Heisman Trophy. I was pulling for Univ. of Hawaii quarterback Colt Brennan who came in third. I thought since he was the only finalist that led his team to an undefeated season that he truly earned. In general, I feel that the Heisman should be presented after all the bowls games are over. This gives the voters a look of how the candidates do in the post-season.

He Is Ready To Level!
PLEASE click on the link below to help a friend of mine level he is almost there and needs another 1.5k to go. FAN/ADD/RATE PLEASE! http://fubar.com/user/1124549 ...............................................................................

He Is Coming Out Check It Out
Boricua God~Daddy * Owner Club F.A.R.@ fubar TO ALL MY PEOPLES HERE ON FUBAR MY BOY HERE HAS 2 FOLDERS ON HIS SITE THAT YOU CAN RATE AND COMMENT EACH PIC TO GET A SPECIALIZED PIC MADE FOR YOU IF YOU DO ONLY 1 FOLDER YOU GET 2 PICS IF YOU DO BOTH YOU CAN GET 4 PICS BUT REMEBER HE MUST BE ONLINE WHEN YOU DO SO HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE FUN RATEING AND COMMENTING THANKS AND HAPPY YEW YEARS TO ALL LATINA69

He Is Here !!!!!
Just realized How long its benn sence i wrot anything here , well I am fineally an Aunt allright ya'll bring out the boose lol.......... He was born 12:15 am German time 5:15 Central Usa time he's name is Ben..... he weight in at 7 lbs 5 ounces....... and 19 inches long .... I am so happy for them MOm is doing ok Dad is over the MOON and iam so happy they fineally have alittle one . Ant trust me that is a little on LOL anyways thought id share the news... sadly i wont get to hold him for a while but hey guess what.... now its my turn soon to spoild him give him all teh sugar and send him home. Teach him all the stuff mY borhter was teaching my Kidos............ see revendge is nothing back back is a Bitch LOL. Thats it from here ........... have a great week Kisses Bouy

He Is.....
HES SOMEONE THAT I TURN TO IF EVER I FEEL SAD HE TURNS MY FROWNS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN MY DAY IS GOING BAD HE LIGHTS MY FACE UP WITH A SMILE WITH EVERY WORD HE SAYS HIS LOVING, CARING, SOULFUL WAY IT BRIGHTENS UP MY DAYS A FRIEND IN HIM I FOUND SO TRUE I WISH IT COULD BE MORE FOR IF EVER HE WAS IN MY LIFE MY HEART WOULD NEVER BE HURT OR SORE THE WAY HE MAKES ME LAUGH AND THE SILLY THINGS HE'LL DO WILL KEEP MY FACE ALL SMILEY AND NEVER MAKE IT BLUE ITS GUYS LIKE HIM I PRAY FOR TO BRIGHTEN MY HEART FOR IF EVER WE WERE TOGETHER I'M SURE WE'D NEVER PART. WRITTEN BY PAMELA CJ MESHER aka LOST

He Is Crazy Dude See What Is Says
COME INTO BLACK DIAMOND LOUNGE SIT BACK HAVE A DRINK AND RELAX WITH SOME GREAT PEOPLE DJ BARTAB TEARING THE ROOF OFF THE BAR. COME CHECK OUT WHAT HES DOING. Make your own Myspace Pimpin Text at MyToolSpace.com (repost of original by 'DJ BOO BOO KITTY F*CK!~CO-OWNER OF BLACK DIAMOND~R/L WIFEY 2 FREAK ON A LEASH~!/~DB Crew ~3' on '2008-01-03 16:06:40')

He Is Home!!!
Well today my Husband returned home form a week in the hospital, and under going a quad heart bypass. So today begins my very long battle with helping him recover and returning to work. Thank you to all of u that have supported me thru this, and I pray u continue to help me thru his recovery. He is gonna be a hand full.

He Is Awesome! Go Luv
THE BIG MIKE IS AN ABSOLUTE PRINCE! ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™ DTD Enforcer...{Fu owned by BrattyBytch}@ fubar Not only is he REAL...He's REALLY SWEET and completely selfless! Go show him lots and lots and lots of FU LOVE! $650 K WORTH OF LUVIN'!!!!!!! xoxo ~PebblesinAZ~ OwN3d by Domking123~@ fubar

He Is Awake
Rob woke up out of his coma earlier this afternoon. For the benefit of those just finding this out, Rob was hospitalized once again late last Wednesday night, but because of the severity of his condition he was induced into a coma on Friday morning. His vitals were so unstable that he had even flatlined once early Thursday morning. His body needed to heal and recuperate and inducing the coma was the best possible choice available to him. I have been back and forth to the hospital to see him whenever I wasn’t working or taking care of my mother. She had also been very sick after having a double-bypass surgery two months ago. Knowing about what happened to Rob really brought her down. When I called her from the hospital and told her that Rob had woke up out of his coma, she cried. She was relieved to hear he was okay and was overwhelmed with emotion. Rob’s family never left his side. They stayed here with him since they got the phone call from me after I had the medics take him

He Is My World.
He is my world. The one I can turn to when everyone else turns their backs. He can make me laugh when all I want to do is cry. He can ease my pain when I can't stop hurting. He understands my sorrows, but reminds me of my blessings. Perfection is a dream. His love is a reality. He is my world.

He Is Mad
he is way more then mad my baby is pissed....he wont even talk to me...all because of my fubar account...so now here i am thinking of deleting my account just to make him not mad at me....he wont even talk to me...he says that he doesnt trust me...wtf?.....i have never cheated...i have never messed around on him...but here he is not trusting me all because of my pics...wtf?....they are not that bad all of my friends know this but yet he is still mad...i just dont know what to do....i love him and i would never do anything to hurt him yet here he is telling me that i did...i give up....i just dont care anymore i am deleting my fubar account all because he is not happy with my pics....i am sry to all my friends that i am going to be losing i am sry to everyone....idk anymore i am just sry

He Is Savin For Spotlight
LOOK WHO IS GOING FOR THE SPOTLIGHT!!!! YOU ONLY CAN GET IT BEFORE YOU DISCIPLE AND HE DESERVES IT. HE HELPS ALL AND ALWAYS RETURNS LOVE. ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS HERE. SO IF YOU HAVE A FEW EXTRA FU-BUCKS TO SPARE ....SEND SOME HIS WAY. ALL LOVE IS RETURNED!!!! LETS HELP HIM MAKE IT!!! GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~owned by Happy Country Girl &Mémºî®è™~ FUMARRIED & R/L ENGAGED TO~ BooBoo@ fubar THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~@ fubar

He Is
"He Is" Oh my where do [Verse 1:] How do I begin To answer The question I know you been wonderin' When could Why could How could it all be true These things Who's that And what is he to you? [Chorus:] He is The mind injector The heart protector The soul defender of anything I fear The baby conceiver The make me believer The joy bringer The love giver He is The dough increaser The pleasure releser The hard knocks knowler without the scars to show ya The night school teacher The good life preacher The caretaker The kiss craver He is [Verse 2:] The words Are only Frosting on my cake Feelings Explained Don't do justice to how I Feel...so alive So in love for the first time No way Can I hide Who...what... [Chorus] He is So He is So Everything, everything I wanted, I wanted He is So He is So and so much more than I thought it could be So I So I So I gotta be the same for him Gotta be the same for him [Chorus:] The make

He Is So Sweet! Thx Tbonedaddy
Come and help Mz CuffedDesires level up to Henchman, she's a sweetheart of a friend. Come on and help her reach the next level. Mz.Çµ££êÐ Ðê§ïrê™ *GIRL NEXT DOOR*RL GF 2 Arakrune*Slave 2 Må$†è® RåvèñWº£ƒ Fu-Wife 2 Master'Of&@ fubar Brought to you by

He Is All This & More...
i want someone that'll make all my problems go away not add to them. i want to be someones everything their world, i want to be important and feel like im good enough. someone that'll know all of my secrets and not judge me for them when it comes to love i want it all. i want the fights and make ups the fairytale and the tragic romance the lust and the simple things. i want the late night calls and smiles between tears the i love you's the i miss you's the 'i cant breathe without you' the poems and songs; the melodys sung the tears, the heartbreak; the ability to be flawless in another human being's eyes. i want the hugs in cold nights and the kisses in broad daylight. the dances in the rain, and laughs for no reason; i want the memories and photographs the next door crush; the long distance love i want the blind love, the one that will hurt i want the hopeless romantic, and the heartbreaker; i want to give them the world. and expect nothing in return knowing they'd give me the world t

He Is Good To Us, Let's Be Good To Spike!!!
This gentleman has sponsored many giveaways for Club Mystic, and now is sponsoring VIP giveaways for the Thunder & Lightning family! Uploaded five new ones today! WOOHOOOOO!!! When we finish those, he will sponsor five more, and then five more, and then five more....WOOT! I would like for us to help him to reach Oracle, he has been so good to us! If he is not on your friends list, please go and fan, rate, and add him, (preferably during HH!) and rate some of his pics and stash every day if you can... it does not have to be a lot, but every little bit helps! Here is the link to his profile....please go love him up! He deserves it! SPIKE@ fubar Thanks, everyone! You rock! Cin If you feel that you need to be rewarded for helping him out, I will rate as many of your pics as you have rated of his! Please private message me with the number of pics and the folder names, and whether you gave him 10's or 11's!

He Is....
....the man who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me for no particular reason other than he just felt so compelled to do so. He can hold my hand in line and make all of the other girls jealous.[and he is hawt enough to do just that] A man who just tells me he loves me at random moments, because he feels like he can't begin to tell me enough. Who lets me sleep on his chest just so we can be as close as possible. A man who gets so damn mad at someone if they were just mean or disrespectful to me. I have a man who calls me as many times a day as he possibly can when he goes away...even if it's only so he can tell me he loves and misses me. This man of mine would toss pillows at me when I act silly and then kiss me a million times. My man gives me hell, just to make me laugh...and I love him for that. He tells his friends and family about me and smiles when he does it. He loves talking about a future together. He's never afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

He Is All I Want In Life
You want to know what hurts the most? When you know that it is the last time you will ever see the person you love!!! It hurts bad right now. Itll hurt worse when I drive by his place and his car is no longer parked in its place. One can only hope that the saying "things have a way of working themselves out" is true because there is nothing I can do to change anything now! The one I love is gone and I don't know if I will ever get to see him again!

He Is So Amazing !
I met this guy, on here he so amazing he is one of the sweetest people in the world! I had a ton more to say here but I just cant tink right now my head hurts my back hurts my chest hurts I think I am catching a cold :(

He Is Mine (its An One Poam)
he is mine for all the pain he has made me go throe he is mine for all the birthdays he pissed he is mine from never being there ever when i was on my death bed he is mine for not knowing how old i am he is mine for not seeing me gradation he is mine for not knowing what i look like he will be mine and only mine if it takes me 50 years he will be mine

He Is Such An Asshole! Lol Karma Is A Bitch!
Karma is a bitcH motHer fucker and weatHer you know it or not...your life is about to get fuckin rocked from a few different directions! You reep wHat you sew and you my frined Have a verry LARGE Hole to get your self out of. People's lives and emotions are not sometHing tHat you toy witH and you seem to tHink tHat tHey are your own personal toy box. Boy are you sooo overly wrong about tHat one it makes me giggle....alot! To tHink tHat you Had so mucH of me at one point in time makes me want to tHrow up. THe fact tHat for sucH a long time I allowed you to adjust my standards in a way tHat I Have never done before makes me want to puncH babies. I feel bad for you, I pitty you, I look down on you. You are not Half....fuck not even a quarter of the "man" that I tHougHt you were. Your world is so fucked tHat you dont know your own lies from tHe trutH and tHat is so sad. Your sad...your a sad sHell of a person. Well Im not ever sure I would call you a person cause actual people Have a co

He Is A Prophet Now!!! Tyvm!!
I just want to say Thank You to all who helped me level to Prophet this week!! I tried to return as much Love as I could but it was really hard to keep up. In the 2 days I had Auto 11's on I had almost 90,000 photo rates!!! That was simply AMAZING!! You all showed me so much love it was impossible to return it all!! If I didn't make it to your page do NOT think it wasn't appreciated!! I trully appreciate each and every pic rate, whether you rated 100's or just a few. It ALL helped!! And not to mention all the bling!!! Which you didn't have to do!! (You know who you are!!) If I did miss you and you would like me to return the love, just message me and let me know!! I will glady come return the favor!! And even tho, I don't wanna mention every name, There is one I have to mention!! I'm sure ya know who I'm talking about... Jamie Lynn, My Princess!!! I could not have done it without her!! She worked her ass off making me bullys and getting everyone to repost it among lots of o

He Is Mine
A figment of my imagination? No he is not, he's much more than that. He is the thought that gets me through the day. The voice that makes my heart pace. He seems to good to be real, yet he's right here. And he is mine. His laugh, musical to my ears. His smile, though I can't see it, makes me smile. He seems like he is too good to be real. But he is real. And he's mine. Time. There never seems to be enough of it when I'm with him. My heart beats through my chest just thinking of his name alone. And when he says my name..no words can take the place of that feeling. I count the time until I can hear his voice again. Does he do the same? I can only wonder. There's so much to him that only I can see. But guess what? He is mine. And he is with me. It seems selfish to want to lock him up and keep him for myself. But I can't help it. I don't want to share him. I can say no more, cause all thats left to say is he is real, and he is

He Is Alive!
Just got word please thank god for watching over this wonderful man . He is alive and at home . The bitch he lives with is home sick with him he cant get online. he will be online as soon as he can send his love to all.

He Is My Shooting Star
When your inlove the world just stands still, When your inlove you can concure anything, When your inlove with someone and you see a shooting star it is just another pretty site, there is no need to wish cause you have everything you need when you inlove. Love is a funny thing, love is a nice thing, but sometimes love is cold, love is harsh. When you love someone as much as i do and they turn their back on you and walk out the door you realize what love really is. How do you move on when you finally find true love, how do you live without that one that you found true love with. Some people would say that it really wasnt true love but in my heart i know he is my one true love. I love you baby and no matter what I will never stop loving you. You made a black hole in my heart. So the next time that i look into the sky and see a shooting star i will know that its just heading for a black hole somewhere on this place we call earth. COWGYRL UP!!!!! Its the only saying tha

He Is In The Middle Of Everything
This is Powerful! Center of the Bible Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 117 Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 119 Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible? A: Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118 Add these numbers up and you get 1188. Q: What is the center verse in the Bible? A: Psalms 118:8 Q: Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives? The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His Word! Psalms 118:8 'It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.' Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)? Now i would like to pray together 'Father God bless my friend in whatever it is that

He Is In The Middle Of Everything
This is Powerful! Center of the Bible [] Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 117 [] Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 119 [] Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible? A: Psalms 118 [] Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118 Add these numbers up and you get 1188. [] Q: What is the center verse in the Bible? A: Psalms 118:8 [] Q: Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives? [] The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His Word! [] Psalms 118:8 'It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.' Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)? [] Before sending this I said a prayer for you. Got a

He Is An Asswipe...very Sick Guy!
im just warning u ladies out there of this sick asswipe with many fake profiles..... My Bar Tab · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '1'! · friend ((President of ... voted on mumm 'NEW PIERCING'! · friend 'SWEET N SEXY TINK' just uploaded a photo! · fkerrrr just sent you a message! · friend 'b2000z242000' just uploaded a photo! · friend 'SWEET N SEXY TINK' just uploaded a photo! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '1'! · friend 'SWEET N SEXY TINK' just uploaded a photo! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '1'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '1'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated your photo a '4'! · fkerrrr rated you a '1'! My Sh

He Is Talentless
Ok this is a stupid blog but im goin to write it anyway ... Keanu Reeves, in my opinion has no talent. Regardless of movies hes a stupid surfer like guy in all his movies. I find all of his movies to be lame an stupid. Yet sumehow he keeps making movies, WHY? WHY i ask do ppl keep watching his movies? Hes as bad an actor as Jean Claude Van Damm or Chuck Norris.. That brings up another question why are they still showin reruns of walker texas ranger lmao ok im done now

He Is
He Is By Michelle (march 7 2009) He is my friend He is my lover When I am down I can turn to him When I want more than a hug he pleases me He is my protector He is my provider When I am introuble he is my shield When I am unable to care for myself he will be there He is my other half He is my darkside He makes me feel loved He makes me turn evil He is my boyfriend He is my master He makes me feel like the one and only He makes me listen to his every command I am the star that shines brighter than the sun He is the wolf who watches me from a far

He Is A Lie
i why should you care what you say or do why does it bug me that i mean nothing to you why do i love you when you do not love me why did you hurt me when i never hurt you you do not care and i don't know why i never ever gave me a good reason why you got all you wanted you hurt me so much you left me hurting you left me dying you never cared anything about me if you did you would never have said you loved me then pushed me away

He Is Everything..
U might not be his first,his last,or his only he's loved,and he may love again,but if he loves you now what else maters?He's not perfect,and neither are you,and the two of you never will be perfect,but if he makes you laugh at least once witch causes you to think twice,and admits to beeing human,and making mistakes.hold on to him and give him all you got,he's not going to be thinking of you every moment,but he will give you a part of him that he knows you can break,don't hurt him,don't expect to change him,don't expect too much from him,smile when he makes you happy,cry when he makes you sad,and miss him when he's not there!!!

He Is Coming Yay
i am waiting ... today marks 10 more days ... and he will be here ... bonding with our children in their environment ... i have been all strange feeling like i have no heart .. like i left it in cali loll ... hard to express feelings this strong in IM and text and even over the phone and often frustrations hit us both and it becomes difficult and upseting even at times ... soon we can relax again with each other .. closer to the time i can move there ... the other day i had had a rough day and wished he would move here to northcakalaky.. but that isnt possible ... i will love cali im sure cause where he is is home ... i love him so much id move my kids and i across the country to be with him... i will give up family and friends and not regret it ... one day he says we can move where ever we want ... once the kids are grown up a lil more ... i have that to hang onto .. prolly wont wanna move at that point ... we will be settled and i will have had years to adapt loll ... he has put that

He Is Fake,like His Love
you will not see me cry not one little tear he was not worth it he was nothing to me i swear i held him in my heart for a very long time but i had to release him i could not keep his tainted love it was to heard to bear he was never mine even if i thought he was he was just something that i placed my love on he was nothing,nothing i swear my eyes will not cry any tears i was willing to give up so much just to have him near but no i will not give up nothing to have that fake ass here his love is fake just like he is so i will not cry over him i will not i will not

He Is Claimed
Michael Jackson, known as the King of Pop, succumbed to a heart condition he apparently kept secret. He was an entertainer extraordinary for his generation. His music was unquestionably some of the most creative ever produced. Though he had problems and demons to deal with, he was still able to give his best when performing. 50 years old is very young but not immune to physical failures. His legacy is his music which will resonate through the ages. R.I.P. Michael. www.live356.com/stations/blastcasterfm

He Is So Sweet To Me :)
Scott is so sweet to me, I can't believe it. He treats me really good and treats me with respect. I couldn't ask for a better boyfriend. Scott is everything I have ever looked for, he is the apple of my eye, and he is someone I could see spending the rest of my life with.

He Is
He was the kind of guy who could make anybody laugh and smile, the one that can take their pain away. He would find something to do or say that will make you all better.. He is the one i mostly love, the one I am proud to call my man.. he would be walking along and he would say something to someone and that person would turn that frown into a smile, then he would smile himself for he did something wonderful. he came home one day seen me sitting there in that soft comfy chair I liked so much, I had kleenixs all over the place. I was crying about everything, what he did was went up to me and held me tight. Held me as long as he could stand me being sad.. He finally got up the nerves and tried to make me smile and laugh, after awhile I looked up at him smiling first and then started to laugh.. I said to him, " your always making me smile and laugh." He is my lover, my friend, the one I want to be with; the one I love the most and call my man.. I love the man he is, for

He Is Teh Awesome
I'm pink!!! YAY!!! I will be shutting the fuck up now. :D Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease go rape this guy, he is one of the most awesome, kick ass people you will ever meet; I swear. I've talked to him almost as long as I've been on here (probably the only person I still talk to since starting the site.) Buy him drinks and whatever else you want! Fu-own him, spank his ass! I don't care! Love you, Kevers!! KevinJäymz™ ℵReverend and Spiritualistℵ@ fubar

He Is,...
he is the key that unlocks my heart, he is the hug that is warmer than any other,The heart that melts me,The butter that makes it sweeter,The love I had always dreamed,If this is real,{IT IS} Its a lovestory,what is next?for this is happily ever after. sweet&kinky copyright 10-18-2009

He Is The Devil....
He had to be Lucifer, how else could he have convinced me to let him fuck me all night , only 20 minutes after we had met. How could he have convinced me to let him fuck me without protection, something I had never done, he had to be the Devil. How could he have made me let him cum inside me something that had never happen before, he has to be the Devil. How had he made me let him slip his huge cock into my ass, something no one had ever done, he has to be the Devil....How could I feel so fucking good when he was deeper inside me than anyone else had ever been, he is the Devil......How in the world did he convince me to fuck him in the pool and in the bedroom in front of everyone at the party. He is the devil. Most of all how could he talk me into fucking his best friend that same night. He is the devil, and then fucking him and his best friend at the same time that same night, he is the devil. We both saw him about the same time, Cheyenne said he was cute and could be fun if she was

He Is My Shepherd
1 The LORD is my shepherd, I shall not be in want. 2 He makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside quiet waters, 3 he restores my soul. He guides me in paths of righteousness for his name's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, [a] I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. 5 You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies. You anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows. 6 Surely goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the LORD forever.

He Is Always There
We can't foresee the turning of the tideWhen problems beset us and tears are cried.Sometimes life deals from the bottom of the deckFilling us with worry and leaving us a wreck. The enemy seeks to devour and destroy,Using deceptions to eliminate our joy.While walking through the valley, our heads hung low,The mountain top seems so high, our footsteps slow. How many times have we traveled this roadTo battle the frustrations of troubles bestowed?Yet when we come to our darkest hourGod demonstrates His infinite power. It doesn't matter how bad things might seem,He always comes through, our faith to redeem.God will not fail us in our times of pain.He'll never forsake us, by our side He'll remain. So when we find ourselves at a total lossOr when the valley seems too wide to cross,Just remember you're in His love and care,Look over your shoulder, He's always there!

He Is No Longer Mine
She had been hurting so much.What she really needed was that one favorite touch.Just thinking of what was to happen made her heart pound.The thoughts of him with her were about to be drowned.Against her soft skin, the razorblade was so cold.It felt good, but the best was yet to unfold.As she pushed hard and dragged the blade along her wrist,a trail of blood certainly did persist.The thin line of blood was not so thin anymore.It started to bubble up and drip to the floor.The beautiful red crimson was so warm.To anyone else, this would not be the norm.But to me, this is how I deal.Tell me now, how do you feel?How do you feel, knowing you are the main reason I do this?You know it hurts me and somehow it gives you bliss.I'm sorry I hurt you and made mistakes.Do you even realize how much my heart aches?I want you back, I really do.Oh my God, you have no clue.I've tried to get you back, but you won't give me a second chance.What I would do to have a second chance.If only I could have that se

He Isn't Heavy .. He's My Brother
There I stand alone in the darkWorried I might not make it homeFrom the corner I see the shadow of someoneSomeone that might take me homeAs he draws near I can see a little moreA friendly face I think to myselfMight be here to guide me back homeNothing is running through my body but fearHe continues to come closer He is what most fear He is a brother that never gives up A true friend with love tracin through his veinsTo come back is only in honor To take you back home is the prayerHe hears from miles away Nothing will stop him from getting thereHe will take bullets to get you homeHe will stand beside you in the biggest fire fightHe will lay it all on the line Just to be the brother next to youIn the end you would ask why he came backIn his heart he knows that you would if it was himTo stand beside each other through hellAnd to tell him to go first through the gates of heavenTo you I say this: My BrotherMy FriendYour in my heart till the end

He Is One!
He is one and one is he, he am i and i am he, one and one and one make three, conjoined at birth, conjoined at death, a walking dream, of an ageless sleeper aging, but a fragment, of a lucid dream, my life is not my own, but belongs to he, he is one and one is he

He Is Dead And I Am Happy About It...... Sort Of
I just found out that my step father is dead. I am happy that he is burning in hell. He used to beat me and he molested me and he may have molested his oldest daughter who is a couple of years younger than me. She tried to talk to me about it 20 plus years ago but I was a teenager and didn't want to be reminded about it at the time. I was too busy self medicating to drowned the memories of the abuse. I do regret not killing him myself. I read his obituary and his third wife had no clue who he really was. She thought he was kind and would do anything for anyone. She wrote how he served in Viet Nam which disgusted me because he joined the Air Force made it through basic training and was bounced out right after on a section 8 never going to Viet Nam. She wrote how he was a great father, the POS adopted me when I was 4 and abused me until I was 8. He was legally my father and never paid one dollar in child support. Only the 2 daughters that him and his 3rd wife had were menti

He Is Always With Me
We always have one person In our minds or perhaps in our hearts that has permanant residency We have lived Laughed and Love them to the best we possibly could and with everything we knew how to be... and on that floating Cloud in our minds and hearts.. we were supreme love was divine the world did not exist outside of me and you you were truly my very first thought.. hunting for you in between the sheets as you slept turning my face to see yours in the early morning darkness My heart raced at the knowledge that youd be coming in thru that door from work and excite my heart all over to know your day was done that you were safe to let you know you were thought of alot and even missed

He Is Absolutely Happy To Stay At Leverkusen
Arsenal bid for Bender Bayer Leverkusen have rejected a sensational €23 million bid from Arsenal for Germany international midfielder Lars Bender,Arsenal jersey according to various reports in England and Germany.Bender, 24, is unlikely to be allowed to leave the BayArena on the cheap after the sales of Andre Schurrle and Dani Carvajal, and rightfully so. “It’s absolutely normal that there has been interest in him because he is a top-level player who is improving,” revealed a spokesperson for the club.“But he has a contract until 2017 and he is absolutely happy to stay at Leverkusen.” Leverkusen, who will be competing in the UEFA Champions League next season,cheap soccer jerseys have already replaced Schurrle with highly-rated South Korea international Son Heung-Min. The Bundesliga side have also completed the signing of former Montpellier and Sevilla defender Emir Spahi?.

He Just Is A Lier
he's fucked me over now , doesn't awswer questions so i had to find them myself, bravo to him for not useing differnt user names because i found enough that its time for revenge, hes made me cry enough time to make him cry.

He Just Came Over!
he called wanting to know if he could come over and i said yea. he had a blue cup in his hand with keg beer in it and he looked sooo fucking haggared! he sat on the couch, i sat in the recliner, and he askes if i would sit next to him and im like no i want to sit here. then hes like "well i have to get up in 4 hours for work" "well why are you here?" ..."i dont know -chuckles-" "what the fuck? well ok i dont know either.you came over to leave or something" "............maybe" "WHAT?!AHAHA" so he goes to the bathroom and this has only been 5 minutes! so hes walking out the front door to leave and he staggered and shuts the door in my face as i was going outside with him to watch him drive off. i walked back out and was like "hey you just fucking shut the door in my face, will you acknowledge that?????" "i didnt want to let bugs in." "i was RIGHT behind you" "bla bla bla bla bla " is all i heard so i said "ill talk to you when youre sober" FUCKING SHUT! what the hell?

He Just Gave It All Away...
Thursday, August 07, 2008 12:18 AM - Current mood: crushed Category: Broken and Cold...... Writing and Poetry Tears are all that are left in a lonely heart, peices of something that used to be whole now fall to the floor. Something evil replaces a thing that was once called love, the pian of it all now cracks the mind of what once was a good man. There are things that a heart can never understand, things that were once meant for good now disolve. There is only torment left in this thing called a man? Has he ever really even been close to what he thought he was? What's left twists his mind and blinds his eye, He tries to think of something to do other then cry! The rest of a broken life just doesn't seem enough, everything that has been lost just seems a better reason to call the bluff. So what the fuck! he feels like he's run out of luck, He just gave it all away,Now there's nothing left to say! Except goodbye... """Currently listening t

Hekate: Guardian Goddess At The Gate
Hekate The Dark Goddess the Light of the Divine Feminine in the Dark Night of the Soul "Queen of the Night, triple-faced Hekate (heh-KAH-tee) is one of the most ancient images from a pre-Greek stratum of mythology and an original embodiment of the Great Triple Goddess. She is most often linked with the dark of the moon and presides over magic, ritual, prophetic vision, childbirth, death, the underworld, and the secrets of regeneration. Mistress of the crossroads, this lunar goddess dwells in caves, walks the highways at night, makes love on the vast seas, and is the force that moves the moon. Genealogy Hekate is a primordial figure in the oldest stratum of our unconscious. Her genealogy leads us back to her birth at the beginning of time as a daughter of Nyx, Ancient Night. On an inner level, Hekate is a guardian figure of the mysterious depths of our unconscious that accesses the collective memory of the primal void and whirling forces at the onset of creation. Hekat

He Kissed Me
A couple of people I used to work with invited me out to a club in Downtown Oklahoma City to a place called City Walk. It's a bunch of clubs in one building. I had fun, but then as I had a few drinks I was getting tipsy and one of my EX co-workers was watching out for me. I would play flirt with him, but not really attracted to him, but as the night went on I started playing grab ass with the hot guys walking by me. The club was pretty packed so I had plenty booty to grab at and arms with muscles to feel. I don't think Gordon liked that I was doing that. But I think he really likes me. I'm not into him, but he's a very sweet guy and has a ton of friends, but is single at 31, never been kissed. He's very shy and nervous, but lastnight I think he had allot to drink also and put the moves on me. He kissed me "tight-lipped" his first kiss. I know it was his first kiss because it was like getting kissed by a little kid. Another one of HIS co-workers witness "the kiss" and took a picture. I

He Kicks Ass!!
ok...so i have this friend...he's way awesome...his name is joe aka joe...he's one of those friends that if you EVER need anything he'll be the first one there to help ya out. he's truly amazing...i just thought everyone should know how awesome i think he is. yall should so be friends with him...you wont regret it...promise...

He Knows Who I Wrote This For....
In seperate lives you find us, whirling in our worlds alone. The beauty of life is all around us, an echo of haunting oneness that the universe used to offer everyone, and now no one pays attention. We look to each other for solace, for the comfort of another like us, and find depths we have never imagined hidden in each other's eyes. Come walk with me in the torment of my heart, the cyclone of my mind, and we will find the steady walkway, the eternal peace that everyone has forgotten. Selfishness, greed, anger, everyone has those, and it makes them just like everybody else, when all they need to do is embrace the unnatural, the inner self they have denied for so long. Walk with me, and we will find this place, this solitude and silence that has waited for us...

He Knows Who He Is....support The Troops
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.He

He Knows He’s Lost...
He Knows He’s Lost... Now pass him the pills So he can swallow his problems down With the headaches of the world So he can take the pain away Hide the pain away he knows he’s lost Just way to lost Drowning in his own ocean Of his thoughts this crazy little boy Without a thing To loose He’s hiding in the corner of his room Crying out the tears of his own misery Scars left...From no recovery Of the past He sighs and screams Cries and dreams Of what he wants his life to be Because, He knows he’s lost Just way to lost Drowning in his own ocean Of his thoughts he doesn’t want to be caught But what can he do While hiding in the corner of his room Pen in hand Knife on the floor He can’t control his feelings anymore He’s not that desperate. (Yet) But wont deny He thinks about the thought Of suicide Every time he cries....

He Knows I Love Him
Guess it's just my thing to write these things down when I don't really have an escape for my heart. I'd rather die a thousand deaths than to know that my child is dealing with things at his age that are painful lessons. Needing to be strong sucks because I want to be anything but that for a change. I want to crawl in my bed and sleep.. days, weeks, months , years.. let it pass as if a dream and wake up to him being all of a 3 yr old boy running around with boundless energy, abundant laughter, and infinite happiness.. But that's just not what life is like is it? There's trials and tribulations. Hard knocks and pain... Reasons to feel sad, depressed and angry... I know it will all be okay.. I was promised that it would be and I'm holding Him to it. For now, I'll keep the faith, and let my son know that no matter what.. I love him, I'm here for him . Just needed to bleed a bit to release that pressure.. I do it with my pen.. or in this case... the keyboard

He Knows...and That's Enough
Every breath that I take; every moment that I'm awake, you consume my thoughts. Forcing them to simple pleasantries is not how I wish to live...to love...to exist. A calming I've not felt in a very long time has shown itself to me when in your presence. A feeling of being whole...one I can not explain. That we speak without uttering a sound. I've never been able to do so with another as clearly. Are you my knight in shining armor? Or will you be my living Hell? A poison, you are, that I would happily drink if there was even a minute possibility that I could be eternally happy. -------------------------- No, it's not written to anyone on fubar, and for those of you that feel it your business to stick your nose into mine, don't. You'll end up with a nose full of shit you can't handle.

He Knows Who This If For..
How long have I walked alone? Isolate all that I have known. Help me, I need someone to hold. I trust no one, my heart is growing cold. My heart is like an ember, holding back the pain. A wall of ice around it, that tries to out the flame. Cause it hits me, I’m a loser. How could you claim to be my friend? Abuse my trust to gain for your own ends. Why have you treated me this way? You’ll regret your actions of that day. Conscience plays its mind-games, a daily dose of pain. Too late to heal the wounds you cause, your tears will fall like rain. Cause it hits you, you’re a loser

He Knows Who He Is...
Once upon a time this amazing guy came along and stole the heart away from this married woman. then he broke her into a million tiny pieces. without a care in the world. and she still holds on, hoping one day everything will fade back to the past, back to being his princess. She dedicates this to him. And yet she hates him all at the same time. --- The best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting Could it be that we have been this way before? I know you don't think that I am trying I know you're wearing thin down to the core But hold your breath Because tonight will be the night That I will fall for you over again Don't make me change my mind Or I won't live to see another day I swear it's true Because a girl like you is impossible to find You're impossible to find This is not what I intended I always swore to you I'd never fall apart You always thought that I was stronger I may have failed, but I have loved you from the start Ohh, but hold yo

He Knows.....
I hope one day I can be sure That what you feel for me is pure. You’re breaking down the walls I’ve built so high And showing me that perhaps I should give it a try. You know many details of my painful past But still think I’m worth a friendship that will last. You’ve seen me at my darkest and brightest But it doesn’t seem to turn you away in the slightest. I won’t deny my extreme fright When I go to bed each and every night. Never have I let anybody so close How it has happened nobody knows. There are scars that run so deep

He Knows Who He Is...
You may not even notice that I'm trying to avoid you, but the truth of the matter is I have no idea what I should do. All I want is to be in your arms, holding me, holding you, so tight. And when I go to bed, you're the one who haunts my thoughts each night. I wake up and what's the first thing that enters my mind? It's always you, each and every time. When I hear from you my heart skips a beat. You really don't know how you've came in and swept me off my feet. I tried not to let you get to me this way, But more and more I fall for you each day. Why did God have to place us so far apart, When he knows you're so close to me, deep in my heart. I'm trying to figure out just what to do, I know me avioding isn't what's fair for me or you. I've put my heart out on the line once again, I just wish I could skip forward to the end! One moment,I want to give you all the love I have built up inside, the next I get upset, scared, or jealous and just go hide! I'm afraid o

Hel
Long have I faced this place full of dread. I distrubute those about that arrive I am watcher of the dishonored dead I am among the living, but not alive I am a half white and black is my other side That which is white, does not see or speak That which is black, is how i will abide A ripple in time, that i must find and tweak For then I shall return to find my prey My servants are both tardy, Ganglati and Ganglot Their names are slow as are they I watch them for hours and they don't move alot My father is Loki a Giant and a God by all rights My loving mother Angurboda is a great giantess I was stolen by other Gods, the cowards of night They feared the God of cunning and his boldness I am known as a great horrible Hag, ruler of Helheim My plate is full of hunger, my knife brings famine Those who die of age and disease are mine for all time My sick bed with glimmering misfortune sheets i examine An impassable river flows around me for eternity a monstrous

Held Breath
First real winter snow blanketing my little piece of the earth my mind is thousands of miles away with you thinking, daydreaming, dreaming of you wondering if this could be real praying it is..and praying i don't get hurt again it is so pretty out here mountains behind me beside me a stream gently flowing caressing the rocks and easing my soul crisp, cool air blowing against my face a shiver running down my spine as i think of your words your smile your face. hope grows anew under a thin layer of perfection a winter wonderland wondering what it would be like to curl up in your arms and wake up there. never ceasing to amaze me the way i feel right now a mixture of hope and fear the urge to run away but my heart is alreading screaming to stay to see to give us a chance. so in my litle winter wonderland i sit and watch the snow fall amazed at mother natures beauty and listen to my heart as it skips a beat when i think of you holding my brea

Held Breath
Seeking, I found; And so, wide-listening, lay at the heart of all- An instant-an eternity-who knows? I lay at the heart of the world and heard the world From creation to creation From forever to forever From now to now. I heard the seas let forth; the great peaks rise; The sun burst red across the day’s rim; And in the churning fogs I heard it set. I heard the mists rise over forming plains; I heard the towering trees take root and shape; I heard the spirit quiver and divide And scintillate in multiplicity; I heard the ego enter into flesh. Deep in the dark and dazzle of the mists I heard the heartbreak of divided soul; I heard the teardrops of the spirit flow. Holding my breath, I heard the breath of things Too near to fathom and too far to change. I heard love turn to scarlet; truth to beige; Peace turn to saffron; loyalty to gray. I heard the flame creep on the fleshly wall; I heard the smoke drift out across the sky; I heard the firey e

Held You Close
I have held you close in heart, hugged you in my dreams. I have prayed everynight in hopes that you know how much I care for you how much your friendship means to me. Although you are so far away, I hold you close everyday. My friend you are never very far away, and If I ever said goodbye I hope that you never forget me, and I hope that I have changed your life like you have changed mine. I have held you close in my heart, hugged you in my dreams. There isnt a day that goes by that you arent in my thoughts and in my prayers. From this day forward you will always be a big part of my life. My friend you are forever in my heart. I love you my friend.

Held By An Angel
That cold December afternoon no one knew what was in store, but I'd bet you anything he won't talk on his cell in the car no more. Yea after that crash no one knows how he walked away but in my heart I know just what happened that day. His head went through the window his story he lives to tell, I realized miracles can happen when you're held by an angel.

Held Back In The Memory Of Our Yesterday.
breathe moments of desperation; they're breaking me down inside, and all the scenarios where you promised forever, pull me in with the tide. I had my hopes up on a cloud, and now they're crashing to the ground; little by little, the melody in my life dies down; There's no sound. [Shhh....] Darling, I know. There's no reason to lie anymore. Tarnished memories; I can still picture both of your forbidden lips - Crashing into a lie; meeting in a sin so great, as my heart suddenly rips. You once whispered to me that you could never live without me, Well, I'm standing in front of you, and your heart can still beat, I see. I hope you're proud of yourself, because I can't stand to look at you. Now every moment we spent together, becomes a dream that won't come true. Slow, acoustic love songs and old love letters are a thing of the past, They're simply a remembrance that what we held onto didn't last. Lines and lines of poetry are being written, only to burn them int

Held Back In The Memory Of Our Yesterday
I breathe moments of desperation; they're breaking me down inside, and all the scenarios where you promised forever, pull me in with the tide. I had my hopes up on a cloud, and now they're crashing to the ground; little by little, the melody in my life dies down; There's no sound. [Shhh....] Darling, I know. There's no reason to lie anymore. Tarnished memories; I can still picture both of your forbidden lips - Crashing into a lie; meeting in a sin so great, as my heart suddenly rips. You once whispered to me that you could never live without me, Well, I'm standing in front of you, and your heart can still beat, I see. I hope you're proud of yourself, because I can't stand to look at you. Now every moment we spent together, becomes a dream that won't come true. Slow, acoustic love songs and old love letters are a thing of the past, They're simply a remembrance that what we held onto didn't last. Lines and lines of poetry are being written, only to burn them i

Held Back
Were we meant to be apart? It seems things have gone too far Time is against us again Wasted hours and tears Fear has held me back Nothing will stop me now Time has come, no more games Lets get real Together we will make this work Two against the odds, nothing can stand Forever fighting, always righting these wrongs I'm tired of living in fear We will survive this Two will become one None stronger None lasts longer "Forever Together, Nothing will stop us"

Held Against My Will
my will is not my own,my life is not my own,to be able to have that i would be happy.to excape from this life.but to run i always end up back in this room you keep me in.i try to run from you but i cant get away from you, you keep me chained to this room where i cant get out of it.In this room chained for your use only no other can touch me but you.i am your prisoner to do with whatever you want to do to me. You keep me here to whatever you want of me,and so that i may serve you only.As i try to get away from you i always end up back in this room chained here.i try to get away from you and you always being me back here to this place.you say i am yours and that you will never let me go.i have ask to be let go and you always say no and then tell me i am yours to do with as you please for all times by kim McMindes

Held In
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Helemts Off To Ucla
OK as if I didn't think USC could lose. I mean a huge loss in yardage alone by penalites (STUPID) to kill us. I feel UCLA came in with their game face and said NO ONE IS GONNA BEAT US IN OUR HOUSE. We came out strong but died somewhere between middle of the second quater. Unfortuanetly I got some bad news from a buddy so my heart wasn't even in the game and I wasn't even watching so I got myself ready for an adult birthday party. NOT really in the mood to go but it's hubby cousin and she called to make sure I was going earlier..Well I could here hubby in the background screaming and jumping NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT SHIT SHIT.. So I knew by all that, that USC was not playing their game. OK so UCLA can brag how they were the "SPOILERS" who knocked us out of National Championship Contention and they finally beat us 6 yrs later. HUGE STRIDES.. SO HELMETS OFF TO UCLA... NEXT SEASON BABY IN OUR HOUSE!!! Courtesy of MsTags.com

He Left Us So Young
Obituaries Phillip Allen Williams (May 6, 1979 - January 16, 2007) Phillip Allen Williams, 27, of Waterloo, died Tuesday, January 16 at Sartori Memorial Hospital in Cedar Falls. He was born May 6, 1979 in Iowa City, the son of Eugene James Williams, Jr. and Becky Gardner. He is survived by: his mother, Becky Gardner of Waterloo; his father, Eugene (Michelle) Willams, Jr. of Waterloo; half-brother, Brian Williams of Waterloo; his step-father, Leonard Rumpza of Waterloo; grandmother, Doloris Obrero of California; and step-grandparents, Leonard (Dorothy) Rumpza of Waterloo. He is preceded in death by his maternal grandparents, Patrick and Betty Gardner and his grandfather, James Williams, Sr. Memorial services 6:00 p.m. Friday, January 19 at Hagarty-Waychoff-Grarup Funeral Service on South Street. Public visitation from 3-6 p.m. Friday at the funeral home.

Helen P. Daley
CONCORD -- Helen P. Daley, 91, a longtime Pillsbury Street resident, died Jan. 23, 2007, at Presidential Oaks Nursing Home. She was born in Warner to Fred and Esther (Melvin) Harris. She graduated from Simonds Free High School in Warner and Concord Business College. Mrs. Daley was a member of the Penacook "Aces" basketball team and enjoyed playing tennis. She was an avid sports fan. She retired as head teller at New Hampshire Savings Bank

He Left Her Cuz She Couldn't Stop
As he turned to leave, he caught a glimpse of her sleeve. "Why do you do this to yourself? Can't you see all of your wealth?" "I'm sorry but you see, life is too hard for me. I have to do it, I can't stop, If I don't I think I might pop!" Now she is sobbing and her wrist is throbbing as the blood runs down her hand, she reaches for a pen. She writes a little note then tries to slit her own throat. He left her cause she couldn't stop and now it's time for her final thought. He comes back to say he's sorry but all he finds is her torn body. He reads the note she left for him, as he reads it his face turns grim. The note says, "Baby, I'm sorry, I never meant to hurt you, by the time you read this my life will be through. I will be waiting for you on the other side, But go on and live your life now with pride." "Don't worry about me, I'm better off don't you see. It's time for me to, I will love you forever, Always remember the time we had toget

"helena" My Chemical Romance
"Helena" Long ago Just like the hearse you die to get in again We are so far from you Burning on just like a match you strike to incinerate The lives of everyone you know And what's the worst you take (worst you take) from every heart you break (heart you break) And like the blade you stain (blade you stain) Well I've been holding on tonight [Chorus] What's the worst that I can say? Things are better if I stay So long and goodnight So long and goodnight Came a time When every star fall brought you to tears again We are the very hurt you sold And what's the worst you take (worst you take) from every heart you break (heart you break) And like the blade you stain (blade you stain) Well I've been holding on tonight [Chorus] What's the worst that I can say? Things are better if I stay So long and goodnight So long and goodnight And if you carry on this way Things are better if I stay So long and goodnight So long and goodnight C

He Left Again....
....but no worries..he'll be home soon. he's off playing Marine again...not for long this time though. he'll be back in a little over 2 weeks. after that he gets another 2 weeks leave then he reports to pensacola, fl. he said that he'd be there at the most 2 weeks before he could fly me over there. so it looks like im moving to florida guys...yay me!! lmao. im not really a fan of florida...mostly cuz when i went there to vacation the place was swarming with frogs...& i hate frogs. oh well...home is where the marine corps send us...such is my life & i wouldn't have it any other way.

He Leadeth Me
He Leadeth Me! Alan Riley We've all had this experience at some point in our lives: We are in an area that we are not familiar with, an area where if left to our own devices, we would get completely and thoroughly lost. But we don't fret because we are following someone who is leading us to where we are going and we have full confidence that they know the area well and have been this way many times. The last time this happened to me, I was in Texas in a town I had never been to before. I needed to find a Radio Shack store to buy an adapter we needed for the evening's live broadcast. As my luck would have it, the person who was telling me how to get to the Radio Shack store was the only person in all of Texas who talked fast... and boy did he. He talked about 500 words a minute with gusts up to 650! As he gave me directions at a rate that would make an auctioneer proud, one of the locals standing there must have noticed my deer in the headlights expression. "Don't worry.

Helena
If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs Would you still love me anyway? If you're bound and you're gagged, draped and displayed Would you still love me anyway? Why don't you love me anyway? Cutting with the knife, blood is spilling everywhere She will be my wife Secondary spine Incisions must be accurate I know just what to do My hands are trembling I can't spare to slip up with this knife Her beauty so illogical The beast come gliding in Hideous chameleon stripped down to her skin Dance to the burning flame Pleasure exhumes the pain The night bursts into flame Dance Helena... Dance If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs Would you still love me anyway? There's a spot on the floor where your limbs used to be And I close the door on my fantasies Why don't you love me anyway?

He Left Me
that crazy mutha fucker actually did it, at 4 am this morning he started his move to texas. part of me didnt think he was actually gonna move. im sad, hurt, pissed off, and happy all at the same time. guess that makes me the crazy mutha fucker huh? well just another lesson learned. everyone keeps tellin me he will be back, he is gonna realize he fucked up , but u know what , i dont think he will, i think they are just tryin to make me feel better . i honestly wish him the best. hope he was right about me finding a guy thats gonna knock me off my so called petestool. its whatever....im numb.

He Leveled
thanks to all of you who helped out my friend level, it was touch and go. i had a really hard time trying to round up the members, i think i better add to family. hhehehehe special shout out to PhotoFlow and Gem. you are the best!

He Left Something Behind.........
I am getting really frustrated with my computer at the moment. I bought the computer in November and of course they always come with a virus protection with a limited time, usually 3 months. The one mine came with is McAfee which is ok. I was looking into a better one from Panda or another brand and was doing some research on them the other day. I thought by going so long without any protection was not a good thing and I have been meaning to ask Martin which one I should download and keep forgetting to ask him so I just renewed my subscription to McAfee. I know, I know....I should have done a different one but my computer has been acting funny this morning. My mouse is lagging behind and really irritating! I thought it was just Fubar but it wasn't. It was lagging with everything I was doing. Ugh! It drives me crazy! Peter left for the cabin early this morning. I woke up and he was gone, he left something behind though......Christopher! I thought I was going to have a

He Left His Son He Misses Me But I Dont Care Heres A Pix So All U Ladys No He Jus Wants Some Ass And Has 3 Kids He Does Nothing For
> jnptat@ fubar this is the face of a dad that left his son his son goes around askin for him but i have no answer his son cries for him all i have is comfort his son calls him he dont answer

Helen Keller (1880-1968), American Activist And Lecturer:
There is so much in the bible against which every instinct of my being rebels, so much so that I regret the necessity which has compelled me to read it through from beginning to end. I do not think that the knowledge I have gained of its history and sources compensates me for the unpleasant details it has forced upon my attention.

Helena
ok, this blog is a little off-topic from my previous political blogs. I jusrt wanted to quote the lyrics of one of my favourite misfits songs "Helena" They are fucked up, but deep at the same time, i'll let you guys be the judges. I'll get back to the political jargon after this one. If I cut off your arms and i cut off your legs, Would you still love me anyway? If you're bound and you're gagged, Draped and displayed Would you still love me anyway? Why don't you love me anyway? Cutting with a knife, blood is spilling everywhere She will be my wife, Secondary Spine. Incisions must be accurate I know just what to do My hands are trembling, I can't spare to slip up with this knife! Her beauty so illogical The Beast come gliding in Hideous Chameleon stripped down to her skin Dance to the burning flame, Pleasure exhumes the pain The Night bursts into flame, Dance, Helena, Dance! If I cut off your arms and i cut off your legs Would you still love me anyway? The

The Helen Keller
http://the-helen-keller.urbanup.com/3860413 My manuever the Helen Keller made it to the Urban Dictionary...much to my suprise there are other versions but they pale in comparison...check out the one by Benny Blazed!!! LOL Ciao Ben

He Left Me
YUP ALL CAUSE MY MOM PUT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON MY NOW EX BF HE WANTS TO PUT A HARASSMENT CHARGE ON ME IF I CONTACT HIM AGAIN WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT AND NOW I CANT TELL HIM SHIT ABOUT ME MIGHT BEING PREGGO FROM HIS BITCH ASS SEE I KNEW I SHOULDVE STAYED SINGLE THEN I CANT GET HURT!!! I KINDA WANNA GO GAY IM NOW LOOKING FOR A REAL MAN ONE THAT WONT HURT ME. SOMEONE THATS GOING TO LOVE ME FOR ME!!! SOMEONE GET AT ME MOVE TO FL FOR ME! AND LOVE ME LIKE I DESERVE TO BE LOVED!!!

He Let Himself Go.........
As I sit here tonight, wondering, thinking, hoping, I wonder if things will change. As it was once told to me, in order to be happy sometimes, you have to let things go. I've let go of just about everything, well almost everything. There's times when I still feel like holding onto a thought that crosses my mind, or a feeling that you get, like the butterflies when you talk to that special someone, or that chill that you feel in the midnight air on an early fall evening. Perhaps it's that feeling of a crush, someone that you would love to have, but convencing them of that is harder then anything else. I have been here for years, since lost cherry, I have seen 100's of females, all of them beautiful in some way or another......Well I think I've found one that's beautiful all the way around. I've known her for a while, but everytime I talk to her she's got someone, well I want to be that someone that she has. She's awesome from what I've gathered just by talking to her, she seems a

Helf Me, Vote For My Picture
I need help from my family and friends, in a photo contest, here is the picture link to vote http://www.picture.com/voteforme/photovote1.asp?PID=2326531 You are all wonderful people and friends. Jimbo:)

Helga Needs A Beer
It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, it's hotter Dan hell today," she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought , "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked up and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer." "Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked. Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?"

Helga
I know this is bad...but I just couldn't help myself. Ya gotta admit...this is funny!!! ****************************** It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went down the street to pick up some dry cleaning. 'Gootness, it's hot,' she mused to herself as she went down Main Street.

He Lives For Her... (so Why Am I Crying For Him?)
i just recently found out my boyfriend, Jay, that im engaged to, has been cheating on me for more then a year now. scratch my first bulliton. im a SINGLE mom of 2 and trying hella hard to deal with it. screw him. he doesnt even want to be apart of his daughters lives anymore.. Jay's got someone new. or shall i say OLD. Holding onto broken hearts memories are what's left of us but you no longer want those memories & i'm placing all our pictures in these broken frames to remind me never to fall in love again…

The Helicopter Ride
MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY, "ESTHER, I 'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER." ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, " I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS." A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR. MORRIS SAID, "ESTHER, I'M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER NOW, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE." ESTHER REPLIED, "MORRIS, THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND $50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS." THE PILOT OVERHEARD THE COUPLE. HE SAID, "FOLKS, I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD, I WON'T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT'S 50 DOLLARS." MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED -- AND UP THEY WENT. THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS. BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD. HE DID HIS DAREDEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD. WHEN THEY LANDED, THE

Helicopter Crashes In Afghanistan 18 Feb 2007
Helicopter crashes in Afghanistan 18 Feb 2007 The US-led occupation has said one of its helicopters has crashed in south-eastern Afghanistan after reporting engine failure. The helicopter is reported to be an American Chinook, but the occupation did not give any more details. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6372813.stm Planning Seen in Iraqi Attacks on U.S. Copters 18 Feb 2007 Documents captured from Iraqi 'insurgents' indicate that some of the recent fatal attacks against American helicopters are a result of a carefully planned strategy to focus on downing occupation aircraft, one that American officials say has been carried out by mounting coordinated assaults with machine guns, rockets and surface-to-air missiles. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/18/world/middleeast/18helicopter.html

He Lies On The Surgery Table
He lies on the surgery table Bright lights shine in his face. He knows this is his last chance. He may live or he may die today. A masked nurse stands next to him, pulling warming blankets up to his neck. "It's going to be fine." She reassures him reaching under the blanket for his shaking arm. He smiles weakly at her and says, "Whatever you do, please don't let go of my hand." A cop runs from his squad car, red and blue lights cut the darkness. He runs to the thin blonde girl lying on the street. Pulling on gloves he talks urgently into the call mike on his shoulder. Begging to send Rescue - fast. He bends down to the young girl, gently pushing blood tinged hair from her face. "Hey, just lie still. Help is on the way. What's your name?" She doesn't answer. Her eyes staring straight ahead. He feels for a pulse. "Stay with me now sweetie!" He says putting one arm under her neck gently turning her to him. He holds her blood smeared righ

Helicopter Ride
Helicopter Ride Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars." One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." To this, Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars." The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars." Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they lan

Helicopter Above Seattle
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me

Helicopter Ride
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter". Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's 50 dollars." Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everythin

Helios
Darkness slides from the trees and the black flame inside me ignites. I close my eyes as the heat from within engulfs me. Gooseflesh rises then fades, my breath quickens, and my eyes dilate. A slow smile spreads across my face and I stretch with feline grace. A tremor ripples through me, my nipples tighten...He's calling me. Purring sounds fill the room and two black panthers simultaneously open their jaws in twin yawns. Naked, I rise, letrting purple satin sheets spill down my body like water, the two great cats at my side. Passing through the archway, I see that the servants have anticipated the mood of their Master, as many of the torches have been doused. Being a night thing I can only tolerate the faintest of light. Little footsteps and giggles to my left, I catch one of the smaller torch-boys peering at me from behind a column. I blow him a kiss, smiling at the roses I see blooming on his cheeks as he scampers away, laughing joyously. That tremor rolls through my body on

He Lives In Me
I shall see him In the beauties of the earth, In the lovliness of the summer sunsets And the lonliness of winter winds. In the delicate new life Of spring trees. In the blazing glory Of fall's bright leaves. I shall see him in the faces of the youth Seeking, straining for love and truth. And in the peaceful face of age Completing the journey of our days. I shall see him In the ocean's mighty power I shall see him in the wonder of the stars I shall see him in the face of happines and care I shall see him everywhere

Helium3
Just in case anybody asks ... It seems that there has been a breakthrough in "Fusion" technology. Unlike the current "Fusion" that requires a hydrogen reaction, to create "clean" energy, which creates damaging "neutrinos" that, because of the heat that is produced, can damage or destroy reactor walls. (A fusion reaction takes extremely high heat) There is a new technology that uses a substance called "Helium 3" which can be harvested from decommissioned nuclear weapons. This substance can be used instead of Hydrogen and results in a cooler and more stable reaction which can be better controlled and maintained. Of course there is a limited source so there is a plan, (are you ready?) to go to the moon, establish a base, and strip mine the moon's surface which, because of its lack of atmosphere, is rich with Helium 3 from the natural radiation of the sun. There will be Laboratories to extract the Helium 3 from the moon's soil and then send it back to earth in quantities sufficient to po