Subject: Bubba and the IRS :
The IRS decides to audit Bubba, and summons him to the IRS office.The IRS auditor is not surprised when Bubba shows up with his attorney.The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.""I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it", says Bubba. "Howabout a demonstration?"The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."Bubba says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my owneye."The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It's a
bet."Bubba removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.Bubba says, "Now I"ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite myother eye."Now, the auditor can tell Bubba isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Bubba removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand,with Bubba's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous."Want to go double or nothing?" Bubba asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on
the other side, and never get a drop anywhere inbetween."The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.Bubba stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the
wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a majorloss into a huge win. But Bubba's attorney moans and puts his head inhis hands. "Are you okay?", the auditor asks. "Not really", says the attorney. "This morning, when Bubba toldme he'dbeen summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty five thousand dollars thathe could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."
