Fubar Blogs 5

Stressed
Well once again something has to go wrong. Last month I found a lump on my pups leg. So i called the doctor and wanted to know when i could get him into the vet. Well she told me things i could try first at home to see if it will go away. That way i wouldn't have to spend any money. Well a month has gone by and he has gotten worse. The lump is huge and I am thinking it is a tumar. Not only that it has turned black and has gotten hard. Also it has also moved to his inner thigh. which is now all red and also kinda hard. I have made him an appiontment to go to the vets on monday. But to be honest i don't think he will make it till then. He has gotten the shakes and he is always sleeping now. He is also wheezing in hie sleep. I would hate to have to put him down. Hopefull they tell me all he needs is to go under the knife to get it removed. I feel so bad for him. And i have done everything I can to make him comfy till monday. I just hope he will make it till then.

Hello
Hello everyone! and welcome to my Fu Page! This is my first Fubar Page so I think I will tell you a litlle bout myself.... I am 29 almost 30..Yuck I know my youthfulness is over but I still have a yonthful heart that is all that matters. I love music..anything other than Country. Don't Really get into that whining and crying bit. I know I am from the South but I don't fit the "Southern Sterotype". I love the beach as you can tell..Would live there if I could. I am not boring at all. I am the chick who you cannot predict at all. I love surpirses. Am very happy with my life. Have an ok job..Hey it is work who likes work? Would love to chat with ya. Send me a tell I am open. =)

To Give You Something To Think About
This was read on the Glenn Beck radio show recently. by Janet Contreras I’m a home grown American citizen, 53, registered Democrat all my life. Before the last presidential election I registered as a Republican because I no longer felt the Democratic Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me. Now I no longer feel the Republican Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me. The fact is I no longer feel any political party or representative in Washington represents my views or works to pursue the issues important to me. There must be someone. Please tell me who you are. Please stand up and tell me that you are there and that you’re willing to fight for our Constitution as it was written. Please stand up now. You might ask yourself what my views and issues are that I would horribly feel so disenfranchised by both major political parties. What kind of nut job am I? Will you please tell me? Well, these are briefly my views and

Just My Thoughts, You Might Not Like..... Read If You Please
I am proud of the fact that Is usually pretty sweet and morally sound when it comes to being on the Internet.. What you see is what you get. I try to make everyone feel better about all the shit that's going on in their lives and make them at least laugh... Most I can make them feel a little bit better but some I cant help... What I want to know is what the fuck happens when my day is going to shit... do i complain no because i like to bottle it up inside till I burst WELL FOLKS TODAY IS THAT DAY Here's my list of shit I deal with on a daily basis: 1. my mother's white cell count still has recovered from her cancer treatments.. so I have to wonder will i send another 9 months visiting her in the hospital because shes isolated and needs blood transfusions. 2. My x husband owes me 5 grand in child support he refuses to pay for any soccer but I still let him see his son and I'm smile and don't bother him... cause my son should see his dad 3. My business is on the verge off either c

How I Feel
I'm not a tolerant personIn fact I get more intolerant by the dayI just find it more and more difficult to tolerate assholesAs my tolerance decreases, their numbers seem to increaseEvery day there's more and more of themAnd every day I have less and less patienceI'm not a mere bigotBut I certainly don't cut any slack to anyone on the merit of their status as an oppressed minorityYour people were enslaved? Tough luckThe white man stole your land? Too fuckin' badYour fair sex is plagued by date rape? Grin and bear itThese days everyone has a sob story, and frankly, I don't careIt's no excuse for being an assholeWe live in the age of the excuseWe live in the age of the assholeThey're everywhereThey come in all shapes, all sizes, all colorsThere are black assholes, white assholes, women assholes, men assholes, queer assholes, straight assholes, smart assholes, stupid assholes, suburban assholes, inner-city assholes, homeless assholes, upwardly-mobile assholes, lazy assholes, incompetent as

Lounges
I believe that lounges should not be able to tell you that you can not be in their lounge because of your name. If they have members that do not know how to act like adults then those people should be kicked out. I was punished because of others that act like children. If they act like children then treat them like chidren. That is what the silence, ban, and eject buttons are for. I feel this infringes on my freedom.

The Mystery Lover
she sits at her vanity table getting ready for bed the door opens and she whirls from the mirror unable to restrain the startled gasp as a masked man enters her room. he says "do as i tell you and you will enjoy it emensly, do not fight me just enjoy the sensations and sucumb to your desires." he walks up behind her and cups her arms at the elbows lifting her off the dressor stool he draws her toward a long mirror where he positions himself behind her as she is facin her reflection. she does not fight him her excitment and overwhelming curiosity drive her to obey. he reaches up in front of her and cups her well endowed breasts, the palm of his hand rubbing her nipples till they harden under her silk gown. he rips the gown away from her exposing her shoulders and baring her breasts catching them in his hands as the fall free. then his hands push the gown further sliding it to her waist she gasps one soft protest as she stands fully naked before him vulnerable to him , one long finger

Warning
NEW YORK — Nestle USA on Friday voluntarily recalled its Toll House refrigerated cookie dough products after a number of illnesses were reported by those who ate the dough raw. The company said the Food and Drug Administration and the Centers for Disease Control are investigating reported E. coli illnesses that might be related eating the dough. In a statement, the FDA said there have been 66 reports of illness across 28 states since March. About 25 people have been hospitalized, but no one has died. E. coli is a potentially deadly bacterium that can cause bloody diarrhea, dehydration and, in the most severe cases, kidney failure. The FDA advised consumers to throw away any Nestle Toll House cookie dough products in their homes and asked retailers, restaurateurs and other foodservice operations not to sell or serve any of the products. "This has been a very quickly moving situation," Nestle spokeswoman Roz O'Hearn said, adding the company took action within 24 hours of learni

Friends Or Points?
ok so im fairly new here lol! im lokin around checkin people sayin hi reading there profiles and so on.the weird thing is ... is everyone here to make true friends/maybe love onday or is people here for just the points.i my self here for friends and what becomes of it happens:) others i read there pages and its rate bling fan me i rate back.hmm those are for points i guess ive said hi in the nicest of ways done what they have asked in there profiles.and i stil see rate me ,and so on lol. i dun understand it! i know ive met a couple of really good peeps and thank u for that:) just very confused about the other peoples.lol friends or points?whats it goin to be.

Wtf Is This Shit ??
· ♥AnDrEa MaRiE♥ smacked you upside the head with a Pimp Hand: Profile comments blocked! · fubar shop just sent you a message! · ♥AnDrEa MaRiE♥ smacked you upside the head with a Pimp Hand: MuMM comments blocked! · fubar shop just sent you a message! · ♥AnDrEa MaRiE♥ smacked you upside the head with a Pimp Hand: Photo comments blocked! · fubar shop just sent you a message! · ♥AnDrEa MaRiE♥ smacked you upside the head with a Pimp Hand: Rating blocked! · fubar shop just sent you a message! · Angel ♥AnDrEa MaRiE♥ just checked you out! wow ,talk about bullshit :P:P plehhhh look at what this bitche's status says (Want me toPimpHand someone? Bling me a 1 credit) this is bullshit for the fact of getting banned from doing almost everything on here for 30 minutes .this must be one of the new things babyj was talking about doing to the mumms :P:p i am sure if af

Life's Unexpected Changes
Life changes when you least expect it. Not sure why or how it just does, and sometimes it's a good thing and sometimes it's a bad thing. Either way we as humans always find a way to handle the unexpected. Somethings in my own life has taken a mental toll on me. Without going into details that past two and half years have really drained me mentally. For those that know me, knows exactly what i am talking about here. So in reality i feel that life has taken me to a place where things are kind of shattered. meaning that i don't know when i'll stop hurting inside from all the Life's unexpected tragedies that got me here. To top it all off not only have i not had anyone in my life for the past seven years. But now all of a sudden i have not One but Four that think i am the one for them. But only one of them well maybe two of them has made a move to find out if what they are feeling for me is GENUINE. NOW WTF, when is my life going to be complete again hum hum hum!!!!! Life changes

I Am Selling Daschund/pug/chihuahua Dogs (tan/brown)
I AM SELLING 5 PUPPIES SOON WITHIN THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS. THEY ARE VERY CUTES AND CUDDLY AND WILL STAY SMALL. 4 FEMALES, AND 1 MALE. FEMALES 255, MALE 230. OBO WITH IN THAT RANGE. YOU CAN EMAIL ME AT marcello_swan12@hotmail.com. I LIVE IN TIGARD, OREGON AND WILL BE GETTING BACK TO YOU AND (0R) LEAVE A NUMBER OR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN CONTACT YOU AT.

Man Up.......
"It's not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of good deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actualy in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcomming; who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat." Teddy Roosevelt. Man.

Marijuana Legalization
I got a text from a friend and this topic was on CNN Now as well. It was a forwarded text with a number to call for marijuan reform, if they get enough people to support this(a million needed) there will be a proposed bill to be put in front of the house for a vote and all the way to the president, with the economy the way it is this bill would be huge and hell marijuana will be legal. So here is the number to call and show your support for this effort. 973-409-3274 Press pound for yes.

Fuck Love
WHY THE FUCK DO WOMEN LIE ABOUT SHIT, GET R FUCKING LOVE N ATTENTION!! WHY CAN'T THEY FUCKING BE HONEST ABOUT THERE LIFE!!! I THOUGHT WAS DEEPLY LOVE TELL FOUND OUT TONIGHT SHE WAS LIEING TO ME THE HOLE FUCKING TIME!!! SO FUCKING PISSED OFF CANT EVEN SEE STR8T!!! I NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG TO WOMEN I GET USED N HURT THAT SOME FUCKED UP SHIT!!! I SAY FUCK LOVE, WHO FUCKING NEEDS IT I SURE HELL DONT!!!

So Why Do Peopel Add If They Don't Talk?
so this is my first blog and i figured i woudl try to figure out why people add others but never talk to them after the add i just don't get it.. i mean i ry to keep in touch with all the people on my friends list but damn anyways first blog figured i woudl see what happens

Love This Comeback !!!!!
One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California . He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him and his troops everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands and thank them for being willing to serve and fight for not only our own freedoms, but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha.

Here's To Dads...
It is said that women are the bearers of life, and while that may be true, in the truest essence of the universe, all things must be balanced, which means it takes two to create life. It takes a man and a woman to create life. A woman cannot do that alone. After conception, we carry this life in our bodies for what seems like an eternity and bring it forth into the world with blood, sweat and tears. We contribute one half of the genetic code to this most special of little lives and the other half comes from a man who we chose to share our most precious gift with. Ourselves. Our love. Our lust. Some children are born out of love and commitment, and some sadly, are not. No matter what circumstances a child is born under they have both a mother and a father, if only biologically. Most people take on the responsibility required to be the parent this child needs and deserves and some do not. For the most part it is father's that get the bad rap if they choose not to "man-u

Dedicated
There is a girl.She is always with him in heart & soul. She goes through everything that he goes through. She feels his pain… his sorrow… his joy… his longing… and his devotion. For every minute they are apart, her heart aches… but she smiles. She is a model to other girls. They watch her and wonder… how does she do it? She is the picture of everlasting love & fidelity to her Soldier.. His cause… and their country. She is his rock.. his support… his best friend… and his lover. Her job is the hardest & most painful thing she knows. It is also by far the most rewarding. Their relationship will weather storms… cross miles… and reach indscrible heights. Not because of who they are… but because of the love that they share. A love that is patient.. honest… true.. and kind. A love that transcends the distance. A love that is deeper than any ocean. A love that is more abundant than all the stars in the sky. A love that is perfect in all its flaws Behind every Soldier… there is a

Patients
When the good Lord was creating military spouses, He was into His sixth day of overtime. An Angel appeared and said, "You're having a lot of trouble on this one. What's wrong with the standard model?" The Lord replied, "Have you ever seen the regulations? It has to be completely independent, must be sponsored to get on base, have the qualities of both mother and father during deployments; Be a perfect hostess to four or 40, handle emergencies without military orders, cope with the flu and move around the world, have a kiss that cures anything from a child's torn valentine to a soldier's weary day, have the patience of a saint when waiting for the unit to return stateside, and have six pairs of soft hands." The Angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pair of hands? No way!" And the Lord answered, "Don't worry. We'll make other military spouses to help. Besides, it's not the hands that are causing the problem - it's the heart. It must swell with pride, sustain the ache of

Question For U!!
TestRead this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right.. While at the funeral of her own mother, a woman met a man who she did not know. She thought he was 'amazing'. She believed him to be her dream partner so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.Question: What was her motive for killing her sister?Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below.. Answer:She was hoping the guy would appear again at her sister's funeral. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.This was a test developed by a famous American psychologist, used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly... If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for y

To The Truckers All Over!!!!
This goes out to all the Truckers who travel through out the US! I never really knew but had an idea of the rigerous rodes you all travel but never knew just how ruff it truely is on the open rode till a few days ago when i had to drive from North Carolina to California. All Truckers out there, you all have my upmost respects. I deffinately don't know how you all do it when it comes to the damn mountains you all have to go through on a daily basis.. But i can say i have learned alot from you guys when it comes to driving through the deepest and tallest mountains. How you may ask did i learn from you? As i was driving through the mountains in a rental truck, i couldn't figure out why my vehicle kept wanting to try to over heat on me goin up the inclines of the mountains until i kept watching how you guys would just creep up the mountain. I would then try that n just let the truck creep up the steep incline of the mountain and she would be back to normal. Thanks guys for showing m

Getting Rid Of Dead Weight
JUST A LITTLE NOTE TO LET PPL KNOW THAT I'M GOING TO BE GETTING RID OF SEVERAL THOUSAND PPL THAT ARE ON MY FRIENDS LIST...THERE IS NO REASON FOR ME TO KEEP PPL ON THERE THAT 1...I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER ADDING, OR 2...THAT DON'T READ MY BLOGS, BULLIES, VISIT MY PAGE, OR EVEN SAY HI IN MY SHOUTBOX...I'M NOT GOING TO BE ADDING NEW FRIENDS JUST CUZ THEY ASK, ONLY IF I FEEL THERE COULD BE A FRIENDSHIP THAT WILL COME OF IT...I'M NOT TRYING TO BE A SNOTTY B*TCH I JUST WANT TO KEEP PPL THAT I KNOW...IF YOU'RE MY FRIEND AND WE BOTH KNOW IT, YER NOT GETTIN RID OF ME THAT EASILY LOL...MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT TO MY FAMILY AND REAL FRIENDS ON HERE...OH YEAH, THROW ME A BONE AND RATE THIS PLS...MUAHZZZZ BISHES

Fun Survey
Copy & Paste this into a Private Message to me w/your answers! :) 1.Your Full Name:2. Age:3. Single or Taken:4. Favorite Movie:5. Favorite Song:6. Favorite Band:7. Kinky or Clean:8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...1. Do we know each other outside of Fubar?2. What song reminds you of me?3. Would you have my back in a fight?4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?5. What is your favorite memory of us?6. Have we ever been drunk/stoned together?7.Would you do me?8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?11. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?12. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?13. Do you think I'm a good person?14. Would you drive across country with me?15. Do you think I'm attractive?16. Are there ever times when you want to call me but don't?17. If you could change anything about me, would you? what wou

You Guys Rock
This is gonna be another random blog about a few subjects.First of all I want to welcome all the new members of Alissa's gentlemen's club.You guys are cool and I appreciate you being in my group.This group is all about boys.There are lots of girl groups and I think the guys deserve one to. I want the group to be able to band together when another member needs to level.I think that would be great to help each other out.If anyone is interested in joining message me or leave a comment on the blog.Also,I leveled to Prophet a few days ago and that was pretty cool.I did it in nine days that was sweet.Im about 14 million from Oracle.I've had alot of support and rates lately.Keep the love coming my friends.I return love the best I can.I have almost 5,000 friends so sometimes it is hard.Thanks everyone who really matters for being cool to me and being my friends.For the stupid ones well you know what you can do.

Love Bucket
My life is full of surprises every day i get up an head out the gate looking for new twist on life IEDS i am the protector of the inocent and the protector of our military routes keeping them free of destruction life is short live it or just let it float by its your choice i chose my job in the military to you all can live your lives to the fullest. I know that one day i might not make it back in the gate from a mission but you know what i will know that i did my job gave my life for others so they can live " it is what it is" is my motto and "its the life we live" as my creed of the route clearance team give a shout out to a solider and never for get 9/11

Need Some Friends
Hello all I need some friends. I am a mother so of 4 beautiful children, I am single. Although I am not looking for a commitment, if your nice I may let you peek at my webcam and nasty pics if I ever get any up here. Willow

After Lecture Sex...
I approached my lecturer at the break and asked him if I could discuss my project, he instantly replied that he would be in his office 15 minutes after the lecture so we could have a chat then. I returned to my seat and as I sat down I noticed him glancing torwards me. His eyes suddenly met with mine and he quickly turned his focus away. As the lecture proceeded I sent him flirtacious signals, gently rubbing my leg and moving my skirt further up to reveal part of my panties. I could see him struggling to focus on the lecture and I giggled to myself as I enjoyed teasing. My mind began to wander, as I wondered how big his dick was, we quickly exchanged looks and my cheeks flushed as I hoped he didnt realise me dirty thoughts. As the lecture ended i passed him by at the door and he told me he'd see me in a few minutes in his office.As I knocked on his office door 15 minutes later I was promptly answered and directed in. I sat in the chair opposite him and shut the door behind me. He moved

Salutes
Sooo I owe salutes, I know. Trust me. The kids are with their dad for the weekend so I'm hoping to put my cute face on and take some salutes. If you want one, lemme know, and if you have something specific you want, just ask. But no bare boobs or anything, I'm vetoing that now lol Mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Cows In The Corn
Oh yeah, come home from work and my neighbor kid comes up and asks if I had been to the garden, No I reply and she tells me someones cows had wiped out my corn patch. Thinking she was a joking I head on over, now my patch of corn is only 15 * 150' and sure enough three cows had almost eaten the entire patch in one night. Now being the adult and trying to set a good moral example for the very impressionable child I soon replied well you cant blame em they like corn too. What I was thinking was an entire cow on the spit. Just outta curiosity I would like to get others reaction had this happened to them.

Auction
CB Superman is having another auction and everyone is invited to join the auction... Auction starts wednesday (July 1st)at 8 pm and will go for 1 week... If you are interested in joining the auction... let send me a shout and let me know you want in...

Go See My Son's Band!!
LIVE IN TEXAS!!!My son and his band Dead Rebellion will be in central Texas for two nights only!!! The first show is a free acoustic show in Ballinger Texas at the Ballinger Park on Tuesday the 23rd of June. Their next show will be in San Angelo Texas at the Bill Aylor Sr. Memorial RiverStage which is located on the banks of Concho River at 16 E. Avenue A. Tickets are $6.50. Doors open at 7:00 p.m. show starts at 8:00 p.m. If your in the area please go!!! -Heather

If The Fu-shits
3 Explorers from the San Diego Zoo travel to the Andes Mountain range in Peru on a mission to find and capture a legendary bird, the infamous Fu-Bird. Local legend has it that the bird is a menacing killer in the Andes, and the Native people were deathly afraid of it.After several days of mule packing travel in the mountains, they heard a terrible, earth shattering "Fuuuu...Fuuuuuuu...Fuuuuu" and the local guides they had hired for the trip totally panicked, and ran for their lives leaving the explorers to continue their journey on their own. They had come way too far to abandon the trip, so they continued on.Suddenly, this massive prehistoric looking bird swept down screaming "Fuuuu...Fuuuuu" and shat on one of the men. It was the most disgusting, nasty, smelly bird poo one could immagine. The man ran down to a mountain stream, and jumped in to bathe. As soon as it had all washed off, he grabbed his chest and died.The other two men in shock by the events, decided to turn around and he

Nudism
NC12 Jr. Teen Beauty Pageant We are born naked. Everyone knows that. But the moment we leave the womb, we are wrapped in a blanket, and the skin hardly ever sees the light of day again. For the next 70+ years of life, we wrap our skin in a cocoon of fabric. Is this healthy for our bodies? Were our bodies designed to be forever clothed? If you believe in evolution, the answer has to be no. Of course evolution didn't create a body designed for clothing. If you believe in the Judeo-Christian divine creation of the human body, the answer must still be no. Adam and Eve lived naked in the garden of Eden. That's what their bodies were designed to do. Why have this magnificent organ of skin enveloping our entire bodies, every square inch of it covered with delicate sensory nerves and sophisticated temperature regulation pores, then wrap it up 24/7 in artificial coverings so it's all useless? Clothing can keep us warm in extreme conditions. But in other

Saturday Georgetown
Well it's Saturday in Georgetown, Wasington DC, I was born in this town, and aside from traveling the world for 25 years , I will probably die here, because after all it is my home.For those who might read this, and not live in the D.C. area you should know that there are two main groups of people who huant this part of the city, the old town upper crust living above M street in million dollar plus town houses .... actually the prices have come down a little bit! ... and the rest of us ... us being students, river rats, artists ,musicians, and others who would be lost in the Brownian motions of mainstream human intellect. As for me, well my excuse is, I was born here, and am going through my second middle age crises, I figure if you survive the first, and return to a normal life, you deserve a second try. This time, I will not try to save the world, because I have learned that I am not even good at saving myself, but just leaving people, and places just a little better off than I f

Love
If I speak in human and angelic tongues but do not have love, I am a resounding gong or a clashing cymbal. And if I have the gift of prophecy and comprehend all mysteries and all knowledge; if I have all faith so as to move mountains but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give away everything I own, and if I hand my body over so that I may boast but do not have love, I gain nothing. Love is patient, love is kind. It is not jealous, (love) is not pompous, it is not inflated, it is not rude, it does not seek its own interests, it is not quick-tempered, it does not brood over injury, it does not rejoice over wrongdoing but rejoices with the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails. If there are prophecies, they will be brought to nothing; if tongues, they will cease; if knowledge, it will be brought to nothing. For we know partially and we prophesy partially, but when the perfect comes, the partial will pass away. When I was

Kitty's Dream Body
Hi Guys My name's Kitty, I'm 23 years old and my greatest ambition is to be a porn star and glamour model. But there's one little problem.... actually - make that two little problems. I need some bigger boobs. This is where you come in. Send me donations to my PayPal account: kittykat23@gmx.co.uk and help me get new boobs and a few other little things, and when I get my dream body I'll send everyone who made a considerable donation some photos of what they bought :)) And I'll also run a little raffle draw so that one of you can have the chance to see it in person ;) So don't just sit there waiting, help me out and the sooner I can get this done the sooner you'll get to see me on DVD.... ;)) Thank you and big hugs, Kitty xoxoxoxoxoxox

I Am Totally Fed Up Of Fubar Crap!!!
I detest my friends getting deleted, I hate the fact that they don't obviously have the freedom of speech that their constitution allows them. And that the same company who deletes their accounts for saying something inappropriate; will then allow NSFW pictures as there 'Happy Hour'. I can assure the company that if people are at work, it isn't the scribblings of some random mummer, but the tits of a porn queen they are looking at. The hypocrisy boils my piss. Delete me if you wish, I couldn't give a fuck anymore. Oh yeah, I can whinge if I want and I will continue to do so, if I feel it is necessary. If you want to bow down to authority then kiss my arse on the way !!!!

Funny Ass Review Of A Restaurant!!
I don't really blog alot but when I came across this review of Der Weinerschnitzel I had to post it! Here it is for your enjoyment. It's really funny in my humble opinion :D The review is from Jetta R. from Phoenix, Az. What would I ever do without Wienerschnitzel?It's my holy place. My temple. My place of tribute. And I'm not making a clever metaphor for the rise in obesity and fast food consumption.You see, to keep in line with my religion (Discordianism), I have to eat a hot dog (or two...or three) every Friday in reverence to the goddess Eris. I'm not making this shit up. Look it up in our scripture. I experimented for a while in finding a suitable regular source of weenie. At first I tried doing the "hot dog cart outside of the store/bar/strip club" thing, but after a while I realized that behind every smiling hot dog salesman is a tragic story of heartbreak and shattered dreams, and I began to fear that eventually hot dogs would begin to taste like cheating spouses and chi

Some Things To Think About...
SOME THINGS TO THINK ABOUT ~ When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often time we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back! Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours. It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. Don't go for looks, they can deceive, Don't go for wealth, even that fades away, Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day

I'm Up For Auction
Ends 6/27/09 Thought I would get in on this Own Me Auction Details Below. Please Commet on Picture In Auction Folder. 25 Credit Bling Pack Starts The Bid Your name in mine A SFW Clevage Salute NSFW Access Shit Faced Every Day 100 Pix Rated Per Day All for One Month 65 Credit Bling Pack All of the above + Number 2 Family NSFW Access NSFW Salute Of My Choice SFW Salute 100 Pix Rated 50 Rate 11 This is for 2 months 135 Credit Bling Pack All of the Above + 2 NSFW Salutes 4 mos as #2 Family Random Comments Random Gifts 350 Credit Bling Pack Will Close Auction #2 Family Spot 6 months Random Bling 100 Pix Per Day

Rules Of Eating Out
Rule #1: When you sit down at your table, don’t wave at us, don’t holler and yell at us, and don’t sit with your arms crossed. We see you sitting down, and if we’re busy, it might take a minute. Rest assured, we know you’re there. If we don’t happen to be in the area when you sit down, someone WILL let us know about it. You pay our bills, we don’t like making you mad. Rule #2: When we walk up to the table, and say “How are you guys doing today?” or “How are you today?”, we really do want to know how you are doing. That helps us to judge how the course of the meal is going to go, and what we need to do to stay on your good side. Grunting or immediately starting your order is not acceptable, and sets a tone that most of us just don’t want to deal with. Getting on our bad side is a bad way to start your meal, because at that point, we know you aren’t going to tip, and no longer care. Rule #3: When we start our

I Don't Do The Blog Thing Often, Mostly Bulletins....
Kudos to the creators of this site, it's certainly kept me busy, there's so much shit to do! If anyone has ever gotten bored on here, I really don't see how, gotta go, I've got admirers to check out, and someone's hitting up my shout box..... Later!

Back Again
Well, I've been back over here for about 7 months now. Just returning from my first R&R and have discovered that I no longer belong anywhere. I have no one and all the things that I've bought mean absolutely nothing to me. I know that it's my own damned fault and that just makes it suck even more. The thing is, I thought that the old way of life would be what would sustain me. Come to find out, it doesn't nor will it. One night stands and just traveling around the country/world are not, it seems, what I really want or need. I miss not haveing someone to come home to. Someone to be able to share in my "adventures" with. And yeah, someone to hold at night when it's time to call it a day. Who knows if that's really what it'll take, but right now that's what I feel like I really need to make me feel whole again. Of course, there's always religion, lol.

Sexist Men
Ok family and friends. I have put a pic up in the sexist man contest in the candy shop. So go get your eye candy fix and vote for me. Thank you. Once you get to Candy Shop if your not a friend you will have to put in a friend request. If this link does not work please leave me a message. Thier page is also one of my family. %The Candy Shop%http://b.pca1.fubar.com/76/06/2516067/tn_295067337.jpg">@ fubar

The Human Porno Project!
Hey Folks! My name is Master Barnham, I'm the owner of a not-yet-built website called The Human Porno Project! We're slating a launch this fall, but unfortunately heavily behind in what we need! The whole goal of the Human Porno Project is to put a new face on American adult media, seeking to create a cleaner, smarter, and more articulate form erotic video and erotic entertainment. Currently we are seeking smart, articulate and beautiful nerd girls and couples who want to create adult 'shows.' Now, instead of just beinging on film, we're really trying to create actual broadcast style shows. This means if you have the ability to record decent video, think you have something interesting to say, and wanna pork on camera, we encourage it! The shows could cover multiple topics from sex and culture, fetishism and kink, porn and toy reviews, etc, etc. If you can think of it, it turns you on and interests you (within reason), it would probably be a killer show. Money, of course, is a

~good Guys Only Win In The Movies~
Yeah, It feels like this sometimes..... I had a girl, And I treated her tenderly, Oh yeah.She pretended that she cared, While she only laughed at me.All my life she deserted, I never knew how she flirted.Now it's me that's hurting.What a lesson I've learned.Good guys only win in the movies.Yes they do, now.They ride white horses, girl, And they're friends with everyone.Good guys only make it in the movies.Because in life, They turn out sad and lonely ones.How sincere now, baby, Could your man have been?I stuck right by ya, honey, Both through thick and thin.Girl I did?You know you turned the table.I don't think I'll make it, But I'm gonna make it on my own.Girl, I'm tired of your lying, Tired of your alibi'ing, Now my love is dying, I'm gonna kiss your love goodbye.Sad and lonely ones... Sad and lonely ones... PEACE.....

Interesting
they should never let someone who isn't sober near a computer. Because then we get into all these weird things or look up stupid things the rest of the night. So right now I'm unsober and typing away like an idiot. If I have mistakes I won't be suprised. If not, wow. But this is boring now so I'm off to look up random things. Peace Out.

Why Are Guys Dicks
Believe it or not, it all comes down to hollywood and chick flicks, you think not? For the better part of the century men were men, the movies depicted men as be strong, without fear, and totally embracing what it was to be that way. We didnt talk much, didnt have to, we were men....until the 80's came around. The movie industry changed, it was impossible for a man to fall in and for the women to feel it as well. It become about proven your love in this outlandish ways, it wasnt enough to say you cared, you have to prove it hollywood styles. I mean look at how many marriages have survived from the old days. Nothing like today were the roles have been slowly becoming equal per say for men and women. The male sensitivity moment began and was achored mainly by the movies. Movies like "say anything", love one of the first go overboard to get your women visions. Women fell in love with that and the pressure and questions started to surface...."Why can't my man be that way", "thats what I wa

Food!!!!!!
Working in the food industry, I am finding in very difficult to satisfy my guests. It all about getting a $20 meal for $3.99 price. For some strange reason they seem to inspect a $20 quality and are damn right mad when they feel the got the $3.99 standard. Yes we must do our best to deliver the best product possible, but lets get real for a moment here. When you order $50 worth of food through the drive thru, dont you think its going to take a few moments? And not to mention the fact the people behind you r waiting just for a fucking coke. How inconsiderate can people be.....very!!!!! Just ask, me I know. Get off your lazy ass and think of others for just a moment in your self absorbed life, and walk in the store. In the end the guests behind you will feel better, the crew producing your food would feel a little more realazed, and guess what? you won't have to call because your order wasnt rushed through the window which caused some errors.. Here's one for you...This women stated sh

Martin4u36
Sup, Im Martin, and just another Fu chatter, surfer, what ever just trying to do my own thing ,,? on a pc. Well on to deeper things, the other day my christiananity was put in front of the spot light, and, because I dont have a christian bone in my body ,Well. (Laughs).LMMFAO. oh, waite. why? would I. No, why? would any one follow after a God that also claims to be our father, Hmm. Im a father and I would never tourture my child todeath. or starve my child, or the worset, go and murder the first born, wile they sleeped in there beds, just come in and take there life, and not just one but thousands. wow what would we as a pepole born in a world full of relegin, but your baby, your child , what would you do to that person, or thing. if they so much, as lay a finger on your baby, I cant new testoment old testoment, I dont care, now made in his likeness, so, we, are at birth sick and twisted, and could mueder, but I dont care how you are, your child you could never harm your child , but, G

How To Make A Woman Happy
How To Make Women Happy... The Point System (advice according to women) In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Simple Duties: You make the bed (+1) You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) You leave the toilet seat up (-5) You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0) When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1) When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2) You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5) In the snow (+8) But return with beer (-5) You check out a suspicious noise at night (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5) You pummel it with a six iron

What A Woman Wants In A Man
What a Woman Wants in a Man What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22) ----------------------------------- 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses with Style 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 32) ----------------------------------- 1. Nice Looking - preferably with hair on his head 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant 4. Listens more than he talks 5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times 6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal 9. Remembers Birthdays and Anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 42) ---------------------------------- 1. Not too ugly - bald head OK 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the

The Wait
Time Clicks as I await The hour ends before my take Sitting, thinking, waiting; my mind escapes The day grows old as night passes Wolves crying, coyotes howling; anticipating Watching, staring, seeing nothing Silence begins the day as morning comes without notice Tears begin to fall, slowly The day moves on without hope Wishing to be what is not to be The sun moves to its peak without a whisper or retreat Time moving, but still empty Stomach aching, curling Still waiting................. Rodney

Father's Day 09
I just wanted to take time to say "hi dad". I wonder how you are doing and if you are enjoying your time in heaven. Do you get to do the things you always enjoyed? I know that you and mom are happy. I miss you and I wish that I could have been a better son. When you look down and view my life does it make you smile or does it bring sadness to you in paradise? I hope that I am someone that you talk about with your neighbors up there. On days like this I think about you and how proud and lucky I was to have you as my father. You worked all the time and had a hard time dealing with me and mom was sick all the time. Yet you carried on. As years passed and I was busy with my own kids I lost touch with you. I wish I could have some of that time back just to tell you that I understand things that I didn't growing up and that I love you dad.. I miss you . Happy Father's day

Assistance Needed
This goes out to everyone on fu that has a program that will create specific buttons. I have created a lounge with a ghost theme and am in need of special buttons for the options. Some examples are: Spirits = Drinks Cross Over = Join Entities = Members I have a specific look for these buttons, but have been unable to find it. The buttons need to look like disappearing smoke or mist with a transparent background. I've seen several that look like flames, but haven't found anything like what I'm looking for. If you think you can recreate what I am looking for, please send me an example of your work. I don't have much in the way of fu-bucks, but will gladly pimp you out with a specialized bulletin that you can pass around to all on fu and keep in your stash. Thank You for your time, Kare

Stuff
If anyone is going to be at or near any of these places during these times and can do me a favor,please let me know.It wont cost you anything,might even net you a little bit of something.Nothing HUGE,but I can try to return the favor somehow.GM is setting up displays of their new cars and giving away a few things.Some of you know that PK and I are Transformer Geeks and one of the give aways is a Transformer that you can only get there.If anyone is able to get us one(or two) I would be in debted for FULIFE!!It is a long shot,but who knows.Thanks in advance. Square One today or June 25-28 Fairview MallJuly 2-5 Sherway GardensJuly 9-12 Bramalea City CentreJuly 16-19 Fairview Mall (again)July 30-Aug 2 Eaton Centre Reposted in new blog + edited,k thnx if you are heading to Sherway or Bramalea, the Aveo Swerves are gone by 1-2pm on Thurs, Fri and Sat and not available at all on Sun.

Giving Thanks
Written for a friend to read at the burial of his little brother.... Rest In Peace My Friend.... Today, the winds blowing, I heard it from the trees,Today, it hurts knowing, you cant be here to see,But when the wind blows, We're reminded that you're free.The fact we're gonna miss you is always gonna be.But we will always have you with us, The times that we're in need, Your love will fill our hollowsevery time we breath.Your voice is what fills our heads when we ride into the breeze,I know youre riding with us, just like it used to be.These memories live inside us, like you live inside of me.Now be calm and at peace,with what what has come to be..I love you little brotherPlease put your strength in me.

Happy Fathers Day To The Non Dead Beat Dads
OK LET ME START THIS OFF KINDA NICE. THIS GOES TO ALL THE GOOD DADS HAPPY FATHERS DAY! AS FOR ALL YOU DEAD BEAT DADS LIKE MINE YOU DONT DESERVE TO HAVE A DAY JUST FOR YOU! YOU CAN CREATE KIDS AND THEN WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM! YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT! I KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO NOT HAVE A DAD AND I FEEL LIKE WHAT MAKES ME THINK ANYONE ELSE CANT LEAVE ME IF MY OWN FUCKING DAD CAN? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU HAVE A KID AND NOT TAKE CARE OF THEM AND WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM? THATS JUST WRONG? WHAT DID WE DO FOR OUR DADS TO LEAVE US? ALL THE THINGS MY DAD HAS SAID AND HAS DONE TO ME. HE HAS DONE NOTHING BUT CAUSE ME A LIFE OF LIVING HELL I HAVE A POEM AND THIS IS THE POEM I WROTE ABOUT HOW I FEEL L~I~F~E L~L IS FOR THE LIFE YOU PUT ME THROUGH L IS FOR ALL THE LIES YOU TOLD I~ I IS FOR ALL THE ISSUES YOU HAVE CAUSED ME I IS FOR THE INTENTIONAL HORRID IMAGES YOU MADE ME SEE F~ F IS FOR FUCK YOU F IS FOR HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME E~ E IS FOR THE EMOTIONAL SCARS YOU

Fathers Day
Searchers have a question they'd like answered: Who started Father's Day? Who do they have to thank for the mandatory bonding time they're spending with dear ol' dad this weekend? Lookups on "father's day origin" and "who started father's day" inspired us to investigate. The results of our research shook us to our very core. OK, maybe not to our core, exactly. But the story of how Father's Day came to be is still pretty interesting. A blog from a Detroit church explains that most historians credit a woman named Sonora Smart Dodd with creating the holiday. Ms. Smart Dodd was "inspired by her father, a widower and Civil War veteran named William Jackson Smart." She wanted to do something to honor his memory while paying respect to all fathers. Clearly she was a woman with a plan. Alas, not everybody agreed with her pleas to "give it up for the papas" (our words, not hers). In fact, Ms. Smart Dodd's proposal was often mocked when it first made the rounds. Folks felt it unnecessary. And

From Inspiration
WINDS Blowing wind all the day through gusting and surging always to renew Increase in power and move the trees sway back and forth caught in the breeze unseen force that moves us on guided by chance and never done leading us on through winds of fate blowing us toward things so great cease to fight and accept what is to come along the way we will meet some who enhance our lives and make us complete the plan of the eternal will be without defeat living just as we are meant to live knowing that the day is ours to give and to make the most of where we are now the divine winds will take care of us now By R. Thomas Dinsmore

My 1st Hh
This awesome person is having her 1st HH 6 p.m. FU-time/ 9 p.m. Est-time. Please show my good friend ♥ DarlynnOne ♥ lotsa love. She works her but off to help her friends out. She will be running 11s all day. I love her and I know you will too. ADD FAN RATE BLING BOMB COMMENT CRUSH DO WHATEVER YA GOTTA DO Just click the pics below and start havin' fun!!!

About Fathers Day
Searchers have a question they'd like answered: Who started Father's Day? Who do they have to thank for the mandatory bonding time they're spending with dear ol' dad this weekend? Lookups on "father's day origin" and "who started father's day" inspired us to investigate. The results of our research shook us to our very core. OK, maybe not to our core, exactly. But the story of how Father's Day came to be is still pretty interesting. A blog from a Detroit church explains that most historians credit a woman named Sonora Smart Dodd with creating the holiday. Ms. Smart Dodd was "inspired by her father, a widower and Civil War veteran named William Jackson Smart." She wanted to do something to honor his memory while paying respect to all fathers. Clearly she was a woman with a plan. Alas, not everybody agreed with her pleas to "give it up for the papas" (our words, not hers). In fact, Ms. Smart Dodd's proposal was often mocked when it first made the rounds. Folks felt it unnecessary. And

In Loving Memory
You Never You never said I'm leaving You never said goodbye You were gone before I knew it, And only God knew why A million times I needed you, A million times I cried If Love alone could have saved you, You never would have died In Life I loved you dearly In death I love you still In my heart you hold a place, That no one could ever fill It broke my heart to lose you, But you didn't go alone For part of me went with you, The day God took you home. Miss you Dad.....Happy Father's Day.

Summer Time
Well summer is here and this month of June has been pretty tough. My temp job ended at Wrigley's June 10th and the same day my debtor hearing was at 8:30 am at the Federal courthouse. I saw my lawyer there and the proceeding went well. I just have to finish the 2nd financial mgmt. course online with 24 pages to go. A week later I get a speeding ticket in the morning for doing 60 in a 45 mph zone going north to my Sister's house. I was going up there to get my Phish dvd my Nephew borrowed from me. I haven't got a speeding ticket in like 19 years. It sucked. Well back to finding another job and I applied at Home Depot online last week. Gotta call them to see if they have my job app to work in the lighting dept or hardware. Take care friends and stay cool. Cheers,Paul

Bad Day
Ever had a really bad day that lasted more than a day lol. I been having one of those this last week lol. My AC went out on my van and with 3 little ones and over 90 degree heat and errands like crazy that is never fun. My husband was offshore so it was hard to bring to get fixed. I needed it so I couldn't be without it. We had a weeding to go to 3 hours away do I didnlt want to drive in the heat all dressed up. So my mom was like meet me 1/2 way the day before the wedding I will take your van you take my truck. My truuck had AC. She also live 3 hours away. It was ok if we sweated the day before just not all dressed up. She said she would take my van to get fixed she had another wya to get to wedding where she did not havd to go in hot van. OK we thought problem solved. So we thought...... So we go to the wedding yesterday. Was nice we had fun. We head on after wedding there is a back up in interstate do to some construction so we take some back roads home. We are in my moms truck s

Signs Of A Bad Dom
1. They immediately act like they're your Dom and they have expectations for you before you've even met them.2. They act like submission is supposed to be given to them simply because you're a sub. Remember: Your submission is a gift to be given to a deserving Dom. Expectations for you to be submissive to them prior to you accepting them as your Dom, is a bad sign.3. Instead of learning about you and getting to know you, their first conversation includes topics like bedroom play and how they'd love to take advantage of you or use you.4. They demand to meet you in person before you've had sufficient time to get to know them and get comfortable with them. 5. When you do meet with them, they are physical without any prior agreement, or act like you should give yourself up just because you're a sub.6. Someone who refuses to meet for the first time in a public place.

What Do You Want
Hi,I saw your pic and would love to know what are you looking for here. I got this in a private message yesterday. Of course it's from someone no higher than grasshopper. Of course they live in Florida. And when I went to their page, I found they only had one picture and their friends list consisted mostly of women from Florida and the usual points whores. They didn't send the question with a drink or a rose or a teddy bear. They didn't rate all my pictures and leave a bunch of comments. Very unusual. He is obviously new here. This isn't how it works Mr. Grasshopper. You're doing it all wrong Mr. One pic. guy. You'll never get any where with this sort of thing. I just thought I should let you know that. You have to first rate all my stuff and leave comments about how pretty I am and how my dog is just the cutest. You have to read all the captions and the come up with clever responses. And when you come across the "please stare at my boobs" picture you have to say, "can do" or some

Tattoos Are Fucking Sick
I really wish i wasn't so picky. It's getting harder and harder to find anyone i'm attracted to anymore because everyone and their dog is fucking covered head to toe in tattoos now days. I hate tattoos, I mean i really fucking hate tattoos. They are absolutely repulsive to me. And almost all of them are completely tasteless. People take their beauitful bodies and ruin them by covering them with permanent graffiti. It makes me sad, so many girls i would be so very much attracted to, and they end up being covered in that awful crap. To me it's like looking at a burn victim. it's just awful tasteless scarification. Tats are the biggest turn off ever to me, and i seem to be the only one that doesn't have atleast one, if not ten. It's really depressing when i guess i'm the only one that thinks this way. Sure wish i could find a nice, sweet, girl with no tattoos... Haha yea right i can't even find anyone that will talk to me period. Fuck, people suck... :(

"troops" Fathers Day Poem
© Jason E. Rose I can remember the first time that Isaw your smiling face,I held you close to my heart you couldprobably hear it race.I changed your first diaper, and I knowit took a while.youre daddy's baby boy and youre theperfect child.It's been about two months now, and Idon't have much to give.so daddy must leave for a while so thatyou may live.When I come back son I know you won’tremember me,but we'll build a bond at the fishingpond with unforgetable memories.It's time for me to go now son to builda soldiers legacy.To fight a war in another land somedayyou will be proud of me.Not so much for country, not so muchfor pride.But for you my baby boy, for yourfuture I would die.

Oh Fu Well
I have to say a few words about Lil Red co owner and Founder of Red's Hot Spot and also a .com of the same name. She tries to be a great friend to all. She listens and holds no punches back. Tells it as she sees it and as she has been told. She suffers from fibromyalgia, Rheumatoid Arthritis and Raynauds. All cause her a great deal of pain but I know for a fact hurting she has went on cam and been there to listen to problems. Many offer and some are there for her. But lately seems the crowd in lounge went poof when she took a much needed vacation from the cold of Michigan. She has worked hard to get the lounge going. Even going on cam cause no one else would or could although she felt like hell. Today has been a rough one she is hurting and her hubby is ill and she has to tend his needs. Plus I know for a fact they dont get along well and that stresses her. So for those of you that think she ignores you dont rate back like she should keep in mind. She does the tunes tries to

In Just A Few Days
In just a few days my son will be back home with me. I technically have 100% percent physical custody of my son but he has been finishing up school in San diego...I didn't want to uproot him. I am so excited to have him back..

The Musings Of A Phantom
Hey all this is the Naughty Playground renowned DJ Phantom bringing yall some much needed info... i was told that a sex offender resides on fubar... not sure how true it is and i am not trying to scare you I just want to warn you all as friends and family of whats out there... especially my floridian homies and ladies... here is the link to check him out...http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=41189 Check it out and be careful!!!!!!!

I'm Done With It All!
I'm done with it all! I'm ready to die. I feel like anything I do doesn't get compeleted... All my friends are slowly pulling away from me. I'm at a deadend job. My car keeps breaking down. I tried everything I can to change the outcomes, but it doesn't change. I feel that I'm hated by everyone. I swear people are hiding things from me. I ready to just crawl in my grave and wait to die...

Neda
Have most of you seen the news,what is going on in other worlds? The terrible recent atrocities going on in Iran,so many people suffering from the violent onslaught of their government. If any of you are directly involved,related to,feel in any way to what is happening,my heart goes out to you. If there was a local protest where I was at,I would express my opinion,thank-god for the social sites out there that are getting the word and images out!!

Part One Of My Erotic Story....in Italian Lol Very Sexual Ya Gotta Work For It Haha
Essere la persona che altamente sessuale sono questo pensiero è venuto alla mia mente. Amerebbe trovare un uomo che è tanto se non più sessuale quanto me, per disegnare il mio bagno aggiungono l'olio e lo trasportano poll. Allora mette a nudo giù per me e mi entra nella vasca con. I miei occhi stanno esaminando il suo detto che profondo li desidero ora! si siede e mi levo in piedi in modo da posso sedermi lentamente su lui, ritengo quanto duro il suo penis è ed io lentamente me l'prendo. Parte due che viene presto!

Fake Ppl Suck
I'm so fukken tired of fake ass ppl. what good r they for, just taking up space and annoying the crap outta me. like take for instance all these lovely women that think they wanna hook up w/ my viking ass.One of the first things i tell ne one that wants me, keep it real, and always be honest w/ me. Can ne of them keep it straight. I know i can be crass but that is really who i am neone that takes the time to truly befriend soon realize that i'm a self sacrificing warrior on their side until the end. so many women get caught up in my viking like ways and instead of just being who they truly r they try to be what i want, trust me ladies. if u think to urself man a viking let me make him mine then u have no idea. U dont make a viking urs a viking takes what he wants and makes it his.. i'm very simple to understand if u can comprehend warrior ideals then u can understand me. Put that in ur pipe and smoke it!

Entrapped
My love, I have tried with all my beingto grasp a form comparable to thine own,but nothing seems worthy;I know now why Shakespeare could notcompare his love to a summer’s day.It would be a crime to denounce the beautyof such a creature as thee,to simply cast away the precisionGod had placed in forging you.Each facet of your beingwhether it physical or spiritualis an ensnarementfrom which there is no release.But I do not wish release.I wish to stay entrapped forever.With you for all eternity.Our hearts, always as one.

In Memory Of Heart Of Gold
To all of mine and Heart Of Golds friends if you would please take a moment of silence and pay your respects to Heart.She passed away during the early morning hours on Fathers Day (6-21-09) in her sleep.We were supposed to have been fu married on 6-28-09.Thank you all that read this.

Attention Friends
Dear friends, Please be aware of my status. I am going to be deleting my account one week from today (the 22nd). If you are my friend and want to keep in contact with me. Let me know and I will give you the email address(es) you can reach me at or messengers. I have decided to do this cause of some problems that have arose. Maybe soon I will come back on but as for now...I do not see that happening.I hope that I don't lose alot of friends but something tells me I will. Take care everyone and hope to hear from every one letting me know.

Hackers
attention all fubar friends family and all if you are reading this plz take procautions for your accounts on fubar and on yahoo messenger down load zone alarm on ur pc change ur passwords and definately do not give out ur info to anyone at anytime cuz hackers have been gettin into peoples accnts on both fubar and yahoo so protect urself and download zone alarm on ur pc thx

Southern
Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl.Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!"Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?"Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity HumiditySouthern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crickSouthern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Straw hats and big sunglassesSouthern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' ShugahSouthern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood Steel Magnolias Gone With The WindSouthern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist FootballSouthern women know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gravy Grits Eggs Country ha

My Bar Tab!
This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! :) Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $15 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Asian -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys whi

Broken Hearts
Where do they gowhen they have no place to call homeLive and be brokenor hope they'll mend on their own ****Time heals woundsand enables us to forgetWait! Time has no value to aching broken hearts****I long for your smiletender touch, and strong arms Arms I run to, throw myself between your charm ****You weren't there when desperation and emptiness accompanied me No more tears to wipeyou are not aroundand you'll never be ****You ran away and left me aloneI looked, no one was thereI was alone in this worldlooking aroundfor your care ****Why did you leave me on my ownI was sad not for missing youI realized I've been always alone ****I cried not because its overbut for the missing part in my heart No! I wont say I am in loveglass doesn't mend once shattered a part****I'll keep pain inside from now onwith my brokenheart I,ll roam loneliness taught my heart to singyet aches for a place to call home

When You Were Mine
Every single momentHas stayed in meYears without you Haven't changed anythingStill living with the memories Keeping them close to my heartFinding piece with the thought I once had you by my side There is no consollation For this sadness deep in meNothing could compare To what we once hadRemember how you were mine And just slipped awayMy heart beats harderFrom the day you have left me Will I ever get over the needTo have you by my side?Will I ever accept the fact that You are never coming back? The burden of my painHasn't eased as time passes byLiving goes on, but I stay back in timeStill living in the years when you were mine.

I Wish I Could...just One Time
I wish I could... just one time , say what I feel,without you feeling its a crime. Will you ever be someone that I can fall into?Or will you remain someone that never knew? I care for you, more than you care to know.Why is this something that makes you say "whoa"? Everyone in this world needs someone to care;Even if it's someone that's unaware. Maybe its me that you can't feel for...if this istrue, then don't show me no more. But, If this is something you need to explore,then know right now, how much you're adored. I wish I could...just one time, take your handand see what we might find.

Me,myself And I
A dream?A lie?True love?That's what I intend to find. A broken heart Thats the thing of the pastI believed in us when times got toughBut I am afraid that love is not enoughAt least not this timeCause now It's Me, myself and I I took it day to dayNight to nightHolding my pillow tightTrying to find my fairy taleI have had it with this small town. Dreaming happened the moment I met youThinking you were my prince charmingBut come to find out love was just what you wanted to play So now I'll sit here With me,myself and I A lie??When you said you'd come backA lie?When you told me I was all you ever wanted! True love??That was the definition of you... But true love can die....Right?? I hope not But if it canthan I wish you the best..I wish you the worldI wish you could realize that You meant the world to mePlus so much moreBut I guess love does dieTime to move onNothing lasts foreverSo I'll move onFind someone who can love me and only me Someone who wont let me sitWith me,myself and

Stepping Stone
A person's spirit is not bound by time and space. It is controlled by thoughts of happiness and fears. The stand is made when your soul loses love and hope. You find yourself on the bottom of the stream looking up. In nature as in life, only the strong of will can only survive. To float without swimming leaves you open to ebbs and tide. Rise to the surface kicking with all your might. Reach for the rocks you once stepped upon. Then you will see the person you deserve to be. Faith in yourself will be your stepping stone.

A Tribute For The Fallen.
Silent Code 10/8 A Tribute for the fallen on 9/11." May we learn with love and wisdom to forgive. We as humanity must never forget though what was lost besides the heavy cost of human life. It was our innocence that was also taken on that fateful everclearsunny day. written on 4/22/09 by GTPIII,

The First Responders.
They are you and me. The people that stop to help at a car wreck to see if they can help. They are the people that volunteer their own life and time to helping others without asking for praise, or monitary gain. They are people that help others in danger, while holding back their own fear. They are the true "First Responders".

The Black Cat In The Road.
A black cat, lifeless in the road. A bright orange cat dodging the rest of the cars, to stand guard for it's fallen friend. Risking it's life and limb, to see that it's friend wasn't hurt again. A friend is someone who would do that, no matter what it mean't. For the driver that hit her, and the one's who were too busy to stop. I ask you. If you were hurt or worse, do you have a orange cat to help you in the end ?

The Second Guess.
Is this me, or the person I think I should be ? Are these my real feelings, or my lifes past reviews ? Intuition and insight, or my prejudgement and narrowmindedness of ? My reality, or my collaboration of the dreams of others ? Self esteem and individuality, or pride and total independence ? Is this love, or just the fear of loneliness ? The true meaning, or just my perception of the concept ? A learning experience, or just another mistake ? Is there life after death, or just death after life ? Does all this make sense, or is it just another part of the second guess ? Glenn Tage Peterson III

I Am Correct And You??
There are different paths to follow each day. Each path will a result in a different outome. If your path is not well mapped, you will come a dead end. Do this enough, and eventualy you just be at he end.

Changing The Game
I've been away from fu for a while but I've been back on recently more often and in my time back I've noticed that it's time to change the game with how I treat others on here. The one thing that I've noticed is the lack of gratitude on here has dropped to epic propportions and in saying that I DO realize that this is fubar and unless You're a dude that can make cool graphic pics for people on here or CONSTANTLY buy people bling...OR....you're a female with big tits and flirty personality for the MOST part you will get little to NO attention on here at all. That seems to be the case almost throughout fubar save the people that are in my family list THOSE people are really cool people who do return love whether I was here or not,I'm tired of buying people drinks,tored of reaching out to people that are having bad days buying them gifts and leaving words of encouragment,rating their profiles and fanning them and not even getting as much as a fucking THANK YOU in return,so now its time to

Lounge Rules
Rules for Classics lounge i think we are all adults in here look at a few simple rules to lounge by 1)DO NOT GET NAKED ON OUR CAMS we dont wanna see how WET you are how BIG you are DO THAT IN PRIVATE simple FLASHING is ok just dont be the one who does it to extreme's you can get EJECTED AND BANNED for your nudity! NO CAM DIRECTING you are not our master dont try to be one You can get SILENCED, EJECTED AND BANNED by doing so 2 RESPECT OUR STAFF AND MEMBERS if you have a issue with a staff member take it up with rocks tom or luna DO NOT PUT DRAMA IN OUR LOUNGE also we wont put up with any one making fun or negative name calling THIS IS NOT HIGH SCHOOL 3) NO DRAMA ! We don't need it, won't put up with it, so take it elsewhere! (That goes for guys and/or gals!) your drama will get you SILENCED EJECTED and BANNED if needed 4) NO GRAPHIC SEXING please dont show off for your man or woman by graphic sexing others dont care or wanna see it GOOD WAY TO GET SILENCED EJECTED AND BANNED I

Drama.. Omg
For those of you who know me. I wont get personal, ok well all that much personal. But over the last few weeks and all I have been dealing with some MAJOR drama on here. A friend of mine ( or so i thought). Her man was coming on to me big time. And was asking me to come to STL and have sex with him before he met up with her for the first time. He also stated that he would pay for me to come out there for a weekend. I tell this friend of mine, she was said this... Oh i knew he was like this.. and i should had never trusted him. blah blah blah. And how she was gonna play him for the fool he is. and all that other freaking bull. Turns out, she desided to believe him, and stay with him, which is her choice, might i add. But I woke up this morning to being blocked by her and a few other people, because, her fu-hubby didnt want her talking to me anymore.. I HATE DRAMA, and I dont care if you block me. But I would like a reason why you block me when you do.

My 21st Bday
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!*ώЇķЇĐ Łε††ε* I'M TURNING 21 AND AM LOOKING TO LEVEL, SO IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE HELP I WOULD REALLY LOVE A BOMB, JUST CLICK THE BOMB PIC TO GET ME 1. THANK YOU Brought 2 You By: ✡ÐJ »TH©«

The Meaning Of Love
What is the meaning of love? Most people who claim to love someone don’t really love them, because they don’t know what love actually is. What is love NOT? Possessiveness is not love Jealousy is not love Lust is not love Fear is not love Keeping people all to yourself is not love Expecting something from someone is not love Real love is unconditional. All other “forms” of love are not really love. Most parents and kids don’t love each other, most people in relationships don’t love each other, most people on the planet never experience unconditional love in their entire lives… or at least it sure looks that way. To love someone unconditionally means that you love the person exactly as they are, exactly as they were before, and exactly as they will be in the future - because people change all the time, so if you love the person, you will love them even if they become something you disagree with. How many parents can say that about their kids? How many people can say

What Happened To Nice Guys?
:Beginning Rant:How long before a nice guy stops being nice? After how many hurts, rejections, and false hopes does the nice guy say, maybe its really not worth it anymore?For it seems in this era that the nice guy is no longer the good guy. For some strange reason while it is asked upon us to remain respectful, caring, loving, and chivalrous, it seems that those same people who ask it are in fact lookin for the opposite. While every woman may claim that they want someone truthful, and faithful, and loyal, it seems that in fact they much prefer the beater, abuser, screamer, and cheater.While women can claim that they want the nice guy, it seems that by the nice guy being nice, he has in fact become too nice, and the woman is no longer constantly fighting, getting hit, etc. so she decides he is not what she wants. Instead she wants the challenge. So this begs the question, how can the good guy ever win?And while many may say, why don't you just give up on the nice guy attitude then and

Philemon
I had love for him... he was once a good man. Then he broke my heart... Our conversation this morning: Philemon has this as a status"*inviziblez* So I message him "I see you" He comes back with some weird scooby doo saying, and I was like huh? he says no worries its from a scooby do cartoon I'm old.... Now this is where he went wrong. A. never ask a woman if shes pregnant b. Never tell someone you are old before you know how old they are.. Golden rules men should live by don't need to know why just live by them...... Also if I ask you if my ass looks fat don't reply with anything other then this You are beautiful and your ass is fine!!! It may be a lie but will serve you better then this: I still love it.....(which means to woman your ass is FAT!!!!) so note to Philemon when stating your old (at 34) make sure the woman your talking to is not (35) BASTARD love Wicked

Retirement
Graduation is tomorrow (June 23) and it marks a graduation of sorts for me too. After a 30+ year teaching career (yeah, I'm one of those weirdos who graduated from both high school and college early), I have to call it quits; long story, but it has to do with contract language. So now, what to do. I already have 4 offers to conduct different musical ensembles. I need some time to "recharge my batteries", so to speak, so I will take some time to decide which one to accept. However, I will NOT just be sitting around all day...lol! I still have fun coaching one of my son's baseball teams and watch him play on 2 others. We are into all-star season for the team I coach and our first game is Sunday. As far as the "Fu" is concerned, as soon as I get some time, I am gonna celebrate my retirement here by running an auto and blowing up a TON of chit...lol. The question is, when will time permit? Nevertheless, I have a great group of friends here and I guess I'm just giving ya'll a head

Happy Hour?!
Thanks to my awesome new owner, I will be hosting my very first Happy Hour here on the Fu. Saturday, 8PM PST. BE THERE. Or, be HERE, rather... Save up your autos, your bombs, and your lovin! Just don't forget to come love on me and my owner.

Lyrics
Heh, not againOhh, this ain't supposed to happen to meKeep rockin', and keep knockin'Whether you Louis Vuitton it up or Reebokin'You see the hate, that they're servin' on a platterSo what we gon' have, dessert or disaster?I never thought I'd be in love like thisWhen I look at you my mind goes on a tripThen you came in, and knocked me on my faceFeels like in I'm a raceBut I already won first placeI never thought I'd fall for you as hard as I did(As hard as I did, yeah)You got me thinkin' bout our life our house and kids, yeahEvery mornin' I look at you and smile'Cause boy you came around and you knocked me downKnocked me downSometimes love comes around(Love comes around love comes around)And it knocks you downJust get back upWhen it knocks you down(Knocks you down)Sometimes love comes around(Love comes around)And it knocks you downJust get back upWhen it knocks you down(Knocks you down)I never thought I'd, hear myself say, ooh, ya'll gon' headI think I'm gonna kick it wit my girl today,

A Letter To The President
April 17, 2009> The White House> 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW> Washington , DC 20500> > > Mr. Obama:> I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on your recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an adequate representative of the United States of America collectively or of me personally. > > You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world that=2 0you have abdicated the responsibilities of the President of the United States of America . You are responsible to the citizens of the United States .. You are not responsible to the peoples of any other country on earth. > > I personally resent that you go around the world apologizing for the United States telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not care about their status in the world. Sir, what do you think the First World War and the Second World War were all about if not the consideration of the peoples of Europe ? Are you brain dead? What do you think the Marshall P

My Drug Of Choice
I have never considered myself an addictive personality. I started acting a fool while drinking so I quit. No big deal. Yeah I started up again a couple of years later, but its not like I ever really NEED alcohol. Same deal with smoking. Casual smoker at best. When I got a gnarly resperatory infection, I just quit. Now its becoming painfully clear that I am literally addicted to sex. I realized the last time I did it that my entire personality changed after. It wasn't just the release of endorphins and whatnot. I slept well for the first time in days. Finally felt like eating. Suddenly the world was right on its axis. In general this probably wouldn't be a problem. The fact that I'm not in a safe, stable, secure relationship with someone who wants sex all the time is a problem. And the fact that self-inflicted orgasms do not have the same effect is an issue as well. I realize that putting so much value on something I have to get from someone else is the unhealthiest

Heart Determines
It's ok to kiss a fool,It's ok to let a fool kiss you,but never ever let a kiss fool you....It's still best to wait for the one you wantthan settle for the one available.Best to wait for the one you lovethan settle for one who's around.Best to wait for the right one.Life is short to waste on the wrong person....It is better to meet the person who will truly love you later,than meet someone now who promises to loveyou but sooner or later leave you forever.....Never try to impress someone to make him/her fall in love with youIf you do, you will be expected to keep the standard for the rest of your life...Fate determines who comes into our lives. The heart determines who stays...

Thoughts..
Ok, you may or may not have noticed; and you may or may not care, but I've eliminated the "Top family" and "Top friends" classifications from my profile. Yes, I do believe they are evil. That may sound extreme, but hear me out first. Does it not create jealousy and drama? Would the fu-world not be a happier place if no one was whining (whether out loud or to themselves) about where they rank, or don't rank in someone's family?Is that what "family" is about?Is this really a competition?!Anyone that knows me, knows that I'm pretty forthright about my feelings... I talk about them. I tell people that are close to me how I feel about them.So I won't play the ranking game...If we are close, you already know it, I've told you! If we're not close... Either we just don't hit it off, or we don't know each other that well yet? I don‘t know, I suppose there are many possibilities. Anyway, if you want to change that, let me know... If I want to change it, I'll let you know...Is it really so

Truth Be Told...
my name full name is roger harold, blain, hannah, boswell. i actually got an account on this website for one person.. but most of the people i meet on here are cool too. i play the bass guitar, and people SAY i can sing pretty good (i dont see it) and im just now learning to play guitar..sorry to say, i'm actually 16 years old. as much as nobody believes it. i live in nortch texas... blah blah blah.. i once jumped off a stage (attempting) a stage dive... broke both my wrist and cracked a rib... lol. whata a loser right. i guess thats all i have for now

Fubars Most Wanted Exhibit
How jaded have women become...there are guys out there like me, who feel a compliment is still nice to give a lady if it fits. yet it seems if you tell a woman u think she is beautiful these days, your either coming on to her, trying to hook up, or a player. LADIES sometimes we just wanna tell you how pretty you are PIERIOD. I say this because i've complimented many of you here on fu because you are indeed very sexy and very beautiful. doesnt make me a player just means i'm ok with speaking my mind. and those of you who have accepted my compliments in the past....Ladies you Rock!!!!!

Lame Ass Bitches
ok, im not trying to be an asshole, but if you have to take pictures of your hands and feet and head and have no actual pic of all of you...its probably because it wont all fit in one picture to begin with. at least not without your fat rolls hanging off the edges getting stuff all slimy on my moniter. wtf! no one gives a shit if you have cute feet and a humongous cottage cheese ass.

The Myst
If you've been looking for a TRUELY drama free lounge on Fubar to become staff in, but have yet to find it....The Myst is probably the place for you. We understand that Fubar is secondary to your real life. We do not wish to make Fubar a second or third or fourth job...just simply a place to relax, enjoy some tunes, and goof off on cam! We are looking for people to help us keep the Lounge exactly that. The Myst is themed after Gorilla In The Myst, and is owned by Nyfallen. You may have seen him around, goofing off in other lounges on cam in his rainbow clown wig...drinking rum and ROCKING THAT BEAT! DarthTazz is the DJ Manager, and is constantly playing the best tunes to keep those of us on cam rocking out (himself included!) We are also graced by the lovely SouthernStunna, who designed the lounge and is amazing in countless ways! Not to mention GORGEOUS! So check us out and see if you'd like to goof off on cam and/or chat with the GORILLAS IN THE MYST! We are looking for ALL

Poem From A Wonderful Man
"Sueanna" Through life's deceptions flowering gracefully above the decay A beautiful Amerind flecked southern rose made her way How harsh the weather, upon one place for so long a time Tho the same weather that made her strong in her prime The fairest of flowers, open hearted in all she sees The fairest of tears rolling in the cool Spring breeze With each passing second and each passing year Until those she truly loves move from far to near Beholding her against the sunset sky is perfection's will And those who flowered from her will know her still Through all the facets of life and all the faces of love May they behold her once more with God's grace from above Richard Martin

Favorite Quotes
A COWARD DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS A SOLDIER DIES BUT ONCE. BY: TUPAC SHAKUR IF THERE MUST BE TROUBLE LET IT BE IN MY TIME SO THAT MY CHILDREN MAY LIVE IN PEACE. BY: THOMAS PAINE DONT JUDGE ME BASED ON YOUR IGNORANCE. BY: UNKNOWN U SAY IM BOUND TO HELL SO WHEN YOUR JUDGEMENT CONDEMNS U I'LL SEE U THERE. BY: UNKNOWN

Parking Wars!!!
My Parking Dilemma all started when I moved to my current location # years ago. My house is in one of the “cool” neighborhoods and my street at the time allowed for 2 hour parking. This was a problem because anyone who lived on the street could not find parking and would be forced to carry their belonging half way up the block. I being of leadership material phoned the city and asked what could be done to make it a zoned street where only the residents would be allowed to park. I was told to get a petition from all of the residents on both sides of the street. And it required that 80% of the people agreed. So every night for a week I stalked the neighbors. Most at first thought I was selling things and would hide from my ringing of their door bell. The word spread like hot fire “there was a lady trying to get resident only parking” the doors started opening and I was surprised I wasn’t being paraded around the street. I was there Hero… Not

Fubar's Sexiest Man Contest!
Please to go the link below and vote for him. He is in the fubar's sexist man contest. Lets help him win!!! Pass this along so we can max. coverage plz! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2516067&albumid=1734602&i=2476454464 Please & Thank You!!

Too Much Happening At Once.
Holy shit. I can't keep track of all that's happening here. My eyes are crossing more than when I play with myself. Hey you want to hook up just email the fox at silverfox4playtime@yahoo.ca I prefer one on one or two babes and me not this stuff moving too fast.

Rating System
Some of you have been rated by me and have a grievance against the rating I chose. I find this resentment perplexing, as there is no standard by which ratings are based leaving me to create my own standard(s). For example, what exactly am I rating? Photo quality? Personal appearance? Your fubar profile page? I don't know most of you and therefore my ratings are not personal. So if I give you a one (1), it's not because I think you suck, I just don't have enough information about you to make an educated rating. If you think a one (1) is a personal attack against you, then you're an idiot. So what constitutes a higher rating? I've adopted my own standards for giving out ratings. Pictures of women lying around in their bra and panties IS NOT an automatic ten (10), nor are the showing of one's muscled physique. You're in shape, so what? You want a ribbon or something? Pictures of babies, pets, and kids will not "awe" a ten (10) from me either. I admit to being biased. My real-life frie

Fathers Day
This is a poem my son gave to me for Fathers day I'm so happy That you're my dad you do things that make me glad you read me stories you sing me songs you ask me often to come along you teach me how to do so much I love to feel &n

Organic Foods
Please tell everyone who wants organic foods..... US House and Senate are about (in a week and a half) to vote on bill that will OUTLAW ORGANIC FARMING (bill HR 875). There is an enormous rush to get this into law within the next 2 weeks before people realize what is happening.> >Main backer and lobbyist is Monsanto – chemical and genetic engineering giant corporation (and Cargill, ADM, andabout 35 other related agri-giants). This bill will require organic farms to use specific fertilizers and poisonous insect sprays dictated by the newly formed agency to "make sure there is no danger to the public food supply". This will include backyard gardens that grow food only for a family and not for sales.If this passes then NO more heirloom clean seeds but only Monsanto genetically altered seeds that are now showing up with unexpected diseases in humans.> > There is a video on the subject.> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epXNJNjYBvw&feature=related> > And another one:> http://www.you

What's New With Me
Hey everyone...I know I have been barely around here lately but I'm here to explain why. With the kids out for summer and one of my sons making allstars again this year leaves me hardly anytime. They practice everday and then we do the tournaments on the weekends. Baseball baseball baseball LOL To top it all off I registered in college. I am taking a few classes while I wait to get into the nursing program. Something I have always wanted to do. As you can see I have my plate full with things. Once things begin to calm down I will be around more. This doesn't mean I won't be around for awhile just only for a few here and there. Hope this finds everyone doing well. Susie xoxo

Like Hot Dogs
This is gonna sound like Andy Rooney, but here goes...Ya know what really irritates me? Photo after photo after photo of 'screen shots' or pics of various cartoons, logo's, and worse; pictures of other people not related to the persons profile at all! If I wanna see cartoons, logo's or unrelated pictures of beautiful people, I will cruise a different place on the net. I know it's just my own opinion, but when I started on Fubar, I always enjoyed reading about people and seeing pics of their lives, or situations they have been in. When I open a folder in someones profile I wanna see pics of them, their funny/sexy/or at least RELEVENT pics of their life, not generic crap that they downloaded just to get points..... That's all, I'm just one guy with an opinion that says, "HEY!! Let's keep it REAL!!"

Life...goes On
Life is funny. Life is tragic. How we perceive Life, determines our take on it... There is no set standard, no "right or wrong", beyond our own perspectives... Many things influence our Lives, dictate to us who and what we are to become, but in the end it is how we choose to act/react that determines our own success and/or failure, and our perceptions that define such things. A loss to one man, could be a gain to another. Never judge another for their perspective, consider them for who and what they are, and decide how best to respond from there... not everyone is meant to be a friend, but, really, how many of us truly act like and/or treat others like friends? To be a TRUE friend, and/or to be TRUE to another, we must first understand the meaning of the word LOVE, and sadly, not many do. Were you aware, that before it became "Love", it was "Charity"? Consider the consequences of that ONE word/understanding/meaning being changed... Still think you know what's real, and wha

Welcome
Men think woman are stupid they are living with a female and turn around and try very hard to get another female. the female he lives with is paying for everything, why is he trying to be with me. He says he loves two people and he cant ever have one. He says to me I die if I can have you and i will really die if i cant have you as a friend too. He is imming me and calling me but hello i have my man so why do i want an ass. He tells me he wants to show me his new hair and explain things to me so i go to my computer and then comes on with his gf and asks me why I want to see his cam. So why bother me at all. All you are doing is digging yourself a whole to live in. Just leave me alone and get a life like I told this person this morning grow up and act like a man and stop hollaring at me you. You called me a whore in my lounge but if anyone is a whore its you. I am with a man who has a job, and that treats me like gold. If I wanted a dead beat asshole I would find my baby's dad

Do You Believe In This True Love
Do you believe that everyone has a soul mate? Do you believe that there is someone for everyone? Do you believe there is such a thing as true love? How many times through the years did you feel like you were in love? When we were younger our parents called them crushes or puppy love. As teenagers we found what we thought was our first love. As we grew into adults we all experienced what we thought was real and true love. Question is was it? How do you know your in love truly? How do you know its real and not just lust or a crush that will be outgrown in a few months?What signs do you see, feel, think that would make you feel like you have/had found true love? Was it a twinkle? Was it a fluttering heart? Was it sweaty palms and your tongue tied? Was it the uncontrollable urge to call that person back only minutes after hanging up with them? Is it the emptiness you felt/feel in your heart when that person isn't around?Many people theorize on what true love is.. What it feels like.. Looks

Sexi Times
I made have a verified profile with my contact details and have a few x-tra pics there that ive taken of various outfits I have.http://sex2nite.shagdirect.com/dirtydonna69 you can mail me there if u like its free to register and see my photos. Luv Donna xx

Love
I just don't get love anymore. Im 27 years old and have only been in love once. A lot of people would say Im lucky, and I guess in a way I am. One day I know I will find love again, but Im in no rush to find it. It will have to find me this time. Ive been emotionally beaten and saddened due to my home life but each day I hope and pray that one day love will truly exsist in my heart again.

50 Questions U Might Wanna Know
1. whats your name spelt backwards?YTSIRHC2. What did you do last night?TALK TO MY FRIENDS 3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?MUSIC4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?yup5. Last time you swam in a pool?yesterday6. What are you wearing?tSHORTS AND TANK7. How many cars have you owned?08. Type of music you dislike most?opera9. Are you registered to vote?NO10. Do you have cable?yeah11. What kind of computer do you use?DESKTOP12. Ever made a prank phone call?yeah13. You like anyone right now?yeah duh14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?HELL YEA I DO I WANT TO DO BOTH15. Furthest place you ever traveled?CANADA AND TEXAS16. Do you have a garden?NO17. What's your favorite comic strip?IDK 18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem?yes19. Shower, morning or night?WHENEVER20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?the hangover21. Favorite pizza toppings?OLIVES AND SASAUGE22. Chips or popcorn?chips23. What cell phone provider do you have?DONT HAVE ONE RIG

Rock The Space!!!
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Hands
I haven't forgotten That I am just one person, That I am but one voice Attempting to stand out From the crowd. I remember That I have fallen Amidst the laughter That surrounds me, and that sometimes It gets too loud. I know That I can't sit here And expect my silence To evoke change Without reason. I can see That I don't know everything, That I can't expect My hand to be held Always. I can feel That time is slipping By me, that it Will be gone if I just Stand still. I have heard That there are a million Other voices that sound Like mine, that want also To be heard. I've been told That it's not enough to Wish for dreams, that I Have to work them Into reality. I know that I don't know All that I think I know. I know I won't see all of The places I wish to go. I know I'm not ready For all that the world demands, You don't have to always hold me, Just let me see your hands. I know That there's a lot That I won't understand, That

An Angel Left His Wings
I have this little angel. For me she left her wings. She has no idea how much happiness she truly brings. She brightens up my days with her smiles and her laughs. She helps me to remember all the blessings that I have. Her face, it is so perfect, she's sweet and soft and pure. Sometimes she can be willful and sometimes she is demure. She tries her very hardest to please and do what's right. She gives the greatest hugs from morning until night. Every person that has known her sees this light within her soul I know that in this whole great world, she has a special role. She's helpful and considerate to everyone she knows This light in her shines brighter as my angel grows. When she sees someone is sad, it opens up her heart. She wants to do all that she can; she wants to do her part. She'll squeeze away the sorrow and make me forget about my pain. She shows me where the sun is when we're hiding from the rain. I know that God must love me, He showed me with His Gra

Interesting Facts For Ya
helpful interesting facts.. Peel a banana from the bottom and you won't have to pick the little "stringy things" off of it. That's how the primates do it. Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster. Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold! Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooki ng. Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking. To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up. For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting. Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a ligh

Prostate Cancer
Prostate cancer is the most common non-skin cancer in America, affecting 1 in 6 men. The older you are, the more likely you are to be diagnosed with prostate cancer. Although only 1 in 10,000 under age 40 will be diagnosed, the rate shoots up to 1 in 38 for ages 40 to 59, and 1 in 15 for ages 60 to 69. In fact, more than 65% of all prostate cancers are diagnosed in men over the age of 65.But the roles of race and family history are important as well. African American men are 61% more likely to develop prostate cancer compared with Caucasian men and are nearly 2.5 times as likely to die from the disease. Men with a single first-degree relative—father, brother or son—with a history of prostate cancer are twice as likely to develop the disease, while those with two or more relatives are nearly four times as likely to be diagnosed. The risk is even higher if the affected family members were diagnosed at a young age, with the highest risk seen in men whose family members were di

Skin Cancer
Skin cancer is the most common form of human cancer. It is estimated that over 1 million new cases occur annually. The annual rates of all forms of skin cancer are increasing each year, representing a growing public concern. It has also been estimated that nearly half of all Americans who live to age 65 will develop skin cancer at least once. The most common warning sign of skin cancer is a change in the appearance of the skin, such as a new growth or a sore that will not heal. The term "skin cancer" refers to three different conditions. From the least to the most dangerous, they are: basal cell carcinoma (or basal cell carcinoma epithelioma) squamous cell carcinoma (the first stage of which is called actinic keratosis) melanoma The two most common forms of skin cancer are basal cell carcinoma and squamous cell carcinoma. Together, these two are also referred to as nonmelanoma skin cancer. Melanoma is generally the most serious form of skin cancer because it tends t

Join Juggalos Paradise And Hells Demonic Playground
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A Lakota Story (for Dan)
Winyan Wan Sungmanitu Tanka Ob Ti...Hohwoju oyate eya wani ti pi icuhan kangi wicasa kin sung manu ahi na ota mawicanu pi na nakun Lakota winyan ko akiyagla pi.Kangi wicasa ti pi heciya winyan ki le aki pi ca titakuye wica kiksuye na lila cante sice na ceya ke, winyan ki ableza pi na heya pi ske, "Sina ki le ena, woyute ki lena icu, na wakpala ta inahma ye." Hoca mni aglala inahma ke, na oiyokpaza ca gla cu ke, icuhan sungmanitu tanka nump el hipi na oksan hlo omanipi ke, takinnas ena kte pi kta kecin ke. Sungmanitu tanka ki waste ca pi ke ca ob wancok wi yohinyanpata kiya si glu hapi ke.Blaye cokan gla pi ehanl osiceca tanka wan hihunni na icuhan sungmanitu tanka a ke numb hel opa pi ke. Hetan tehiya mani pi eyas hecena gla pi, kangi wicasa kanyela u pi k'on hetan kawinga pi.Wooyake ki le wowas'ake yuha. Lkaota winyan ki le osiceca ahi ca heon kpapte. Tuwa osiceca icuhan omani ki le wooyake ki kiksuye ehantans takuni toka.Anpetu ota mani pi ehanl "Winuhcala Paha" eya pica hel ih

Perverts
Ok So As I Was Sitting Here Thinking About Things...I Realized...Theres Something That Annoys Me To The Core So I Figured I'd Write On It. That Thing Is Perverts Here On Fubar & Perverts In General. I Just Cant Figure Out Why It Is That Alot (Not All) Have This Automatic Assumption That Its Ok To Just Pop Up In Some Girls Messenger Box Or SB Or PM & Just Start Asking If They Wanna Fuck Or See Your Dick Or Whatever It Is Like Theyre Some Kind Of Whore That You Pick Up On The Streets. I Mean Thats Just So Rude And Degradeing...Not Every Woman Cares For That Kind Of Thing. & Then Most Of Them Will Sit There & Scratch Their Head Like An Idiot & Go I Wonder Why She Left? Or Why She Stopped Talking Or Why She's Ignoring Me Now Or Why She Wont Go Out With Me.Um DUH Thats Why.You Cant Honestly Sit There & Act That Way To A Decent Woman & Then Expect Them To Respond Because Any Woman Who Knows What She's Doing Or Has Any Kind Of Self Respect Wouldnt Even Bother To Deal With You When You Act

Poems
“Beloved” You are my beloved that is true, how I show it I'm such a fool. I lay in bed thinking of you, wondering what it would be like to be with you. The distance between us is a shame, and I blame the fates for this pain. I close my eyes real freaking tight and wish you could take me from this awful fright. There isn't a minute that doesn't go by, that I yearn for you to be by my side. To be here is a lie and I'm dying inside. To wear a mask in the masquerade, is a game I do not wish to play. So here I am locked up in this tower, waiting upon my golden hour!

Im The Pimp And The Hoe....
Argh Ive been debating whether or not to do this for weeks.. and I'm just going to do it and one day i hope you will all forgive me...... I want desperately to be a Whore for a day.... Please help .( i hate this) or don't either way ill stay the same bitchy evil woman I am now... For those of you who already did i am eternally grateful and your pissflap salutes are on the way... Thank you Wicked

Relationships
I have been in a relationship with someone for 4 months i love him very much and he tells me he loves me. Here's the thing it seems like here lately he's been making up excuses not to talk to me and i'm the last person he comments to also i have told him how i feel about this but it still hasn't changed. What should I do? break it off with him or talk to him again and give him another chance ? YAY my boyfriend and I talked about this and everything is going well. I Love Him So Much

Dj Blog
1. All staff will respect other staff and members. 2. All staff is expected to greet others 3. You picked your shift, if you are unable to show for it you are required to give one of us two hour window to find someone to cover it...if you don't show up for two shifts in a row and do not let someone know u will not be there, you will be terminated. 4.Arrive for yur shift 5-10 minutes early so u can take air. 5.Follow chain of command...ie steve, mari, then tj. DO NOT go to Angel for any reason at all. 6.DO NOT run Autos. 7. If you have a mic, use it. 8.Play all types of music, weather you like it or not. Others may want to hear it 9.Play all requests. If u don't have the song, someone else probley will have it. 10. If there is a reason that you will not be able to pull your shift please let steve, mari, or tj know..You can send us a shout, pm, or leave us a message on yahoo. One of us is always on here. 11. Make sure you have everyones yim names, especially steve, mari, and tj

Two Clipz
Creep With A KillaCreep Creep With A KillaCreep Creep With A Killa NowSmoke Smoke With A KillaSmoke Smoke With A KillaSmoke Smoke With A Killa NowCreep With A KillaCreep Creep With A KillaCreep Creep With A Killa NowSmoke Smoke With A KillaSmoke Smoke With A KillaSmoke Smoke With A Killa NowI'm Puffin' On The Cherry Blunt To The Sound of This SickB I'm Tokin' And I'm Chokin' On This Albucrazy Bomb WeedCigarettes Next To Me To Add That Ten Percent HighI've Got Dead Bodies On My Ceiling Blood Drips From Their EyesWe Smokin' And Chokin' And We Be Killin' On The DailyEyes Blood Red And Glazy And The Room's All Grey And HazyThe Smells Amazing Us Wicked Killas Always Blazin'Green Blood Dried Up In Blood That's The shit That's The Shit That Gets Our Hearts RacingSo Sit Back And Chill As We Take You Through This FazeWe Roll 'Em Up Tight As We Creep In The Night So Just Roll Up Your Blunts And Blazed And SayCreep With A KillaCreep Creep With A KillaCreep Creep With A Killa NowSmoke Smoke With A

Wtf ....
WTF i am so tired of some FU bitches who just mark your pics as NSFW and then just fuck off even when they have their slut pics up in their public folders ..... and you cant just take your revenge as they tend to block you on there way out.....WTF I am so tired of all this marking by sluts .... if the folder is clearly marked NSFW, why the fuck they mark em I hate em all ..... i wish i could kill em lol If they dont like it they should just leave the fuck off grrr What do yall think

Flowerlady The Darkness
TEXCAJUN THE DARKNESS WITHIN from my friendI’ve seen the darkness withinI’ve seen the darkness that makes you sinI’ve seen the darkness, I know it wellI’ve seen the darkness on the road to hellWhen you’re in the darkness within, there’s no need to fightthe darkness is like quicksand, the more you struggle, the more it holds you tightwhen the darkness surrounds you and you want to take flightthe only way to freedom is to look for the lightThere is a beast in the darkness within and he sits high on a perchwhile below his children run and jump at you in a lurchthey feed off your fears and desiresthey bask in the flames of your emotional firesThe darkness within will devour your fire with all it’s heat and lightuntil it consumes all your hopes and dreams and fightIn the darkness within there is no pain, only dullness with every breathbecause pain would be a sign of life and all you seek now

Naughty Game
This is called the "NAUGHTY GAME".Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you...Mark all that applyWould you kiss me?[ ] Hell Yea[ ] Yes[ ] No[ ] Maybe[ ] Already didWould you do me?[ ] In an instant![ ] Yes[ ] No[ ] Maybe[ ] You look too sweet to do..[ ] Already didAm I attractive?[ ] Heck no[ ] Hot as Hell[ ] Fine[ ] Cute[ ] Okay, I think ur pretty[ ] Sexy[ ] Ugly!Do you think im a virgin?[ ] Yes[ ] No[ ] Don't knowName one thing you would like to do to me...-3 things you would like to know about me? Ask me anything you want too??1.)2.)3.)If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?[ ] Yes[ ] No[ ] MaybeWould you rather..[ ] Hook up with me[ ] Cuddle with me[ ] Date me[ ] Marry me[ ] Friends[ ] Have me as a fuck buddyWhat kind of underwear are you wearing right now?[ ] Boxers[ ] Tighty whities[ ] Thong[ ] G-string[ ] Granny panties[ ] Boy shorts[ ] NoneWhat's your favorite sexual position?-What kind of pic would you send me of yourself?[ ] Fully clothed[ ] No bra[ ]

Permission
I apologize That your memory serves you more than I can now You'll have to make sense of my life somehow Yeah, somehow Well, I close my eyes Remove each piece of armor one by one Inhale this moment deep into my lungs Make amends for all I've done Well how long have I Been sitting here, I must have drifted off I cannot finish any of my thoughts Forgive me for my wayward shot I wake up in the morning, and it comes back to you I breathe in I breathe out, it comes back to you I stare up at the ceiling, and it comes back to you I step out my front door, and it comes back to you The end of my driveway, it comes back to you Brakelights on the highway, it comes back to you I could die in Los Angeles. It would come back to you. All of my devils, they are free at last, oh And all my secrets are revealed, yeah And your permission is all that I, I need to feel All of my devils, they are free at last, oh And all my secrets are revealed, yes they are And your permission is all that I need.

Happiness
"Happiness is a journey, not a destination. For a long time it seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life. This perspective has helped me to see there is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way. So treasure every moment you have and remember that time waits for no one."

Life
"To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty; To find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. "

Seriously?
So, im not too into the celeb gossip but damn, this was something that just caught my eye and got me thinking. Perez Hilton, a blogger who bashes celebs as his job, was punched in the face sunday night by the Black Eyed Peas manager Polo after Fergie and the band read what he had been saying about them. Perez and Will.I.Am. got into a heated arguement and Perez ended up calling WIll a fag and said he needs to come out the closet cos he's just a stupid faggot and blah blah blah. Will told him to stop saying things on his site about the band because Fergie considered him a friend and thats not cool to bash friends in such a public manner. anywho, Perez called the cops but the cops told him they had more important things to do so too bad. Perez jumped on Twitter and posted the following: PerezHilton: I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please. • PerezHilton: I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards

Sex On The Beach With Your Sex On The Beach
Night at the Beach with a glass of sex on the beach I spread the blanket out carefully knowing that the sand will soon engulf it anyways... I sit with my sex on the beach in hand carefully not to spill any.. I pat the spot next to me inviting you to sit... You oblige and sit quickly... I take a deep breath the air smells of the salt water but the breeze against my bare arms and legs feels like gentle silk hands massaging me... I dont know if it is the drinks or the look in your eyes that has my cunt dripping wet... I rub my thighs together just a bit... I whisper in your ear "I need you... Touch me" You take my almost empty glass, down what is left and throw it to the side into the sand... You wrap your arm around my waist and press your chest against mine. We are so close and I can smell the liquor on your breath, I go to kiss your lips but you turn your head and move to my neck.. you nuzzle me and slowly slide the straps down on my tank top... revealing my flesh.. Goose bumps invad

Arctic Dreams
How is one to live a moral and compassionate existence when one is fully aware of the blood, the horror inherent in life, when one finds darkness not only in one's culture but within oneself? If there is a stage at which an individual life becomes truly adult, it must be when one grasps the irony in its unfolding and accepts responsibility for a life lived in the midst of such paradox. One must live in the middle of contradiction, because if all contradiction were eliminated at once life would collapse. There are simply no answers to some of the great pressing questions. You continue to live them out, making your life a worthy expression of leaning into the light.

So Sad......
Well, some of you know, most don't. I received a phone call on Father's Day that has changed my life. I have a void in my heart that will forever be there. I learned from the phone call that everyone dreads, that my oldest sister passed away. She lived in Oklahoma. The family here are wondering if we will even be able to say goodbye. Her husband has had his own funeral services for her in OK. The whole family is devistated. I grew up with this Sister and her daughter which died in 2006. I have nothing but memories now of my niece and sister, and I am the only one in those memories who is still alive. I know she isn't hurting anymore. She had cancer. But yet, I'm selfish. I don't know how to move past this hole... Those of you that read my blogs are few, but you are the ones I feel deserve to know my mood..... Which is devistated. The point of this is to cherish life. You never know how long you have left in this world, so enjoy every moment. I wish I could have another moment with

Confusilated
I still dont know what the hell I'm doing. Theres so much here I don't understand, drinks, gifts, friends, family, , crushes, legends, secret admirers, blocks, blasts, and midgets? Whew, damn I'm tired already and I haven't even made love. I need help!

A Marine's Story.
I first put this blog up at another site back in 2004. I think it's just as pertinent today. In A Few Good Men, Demi Moore said she liked her clients because "they stand on a wall and say 'nothing will hurt you.'" Well, it's not really a wall. it's more of a hill. N when you stand on top of it with everything worth living for lying behind you, you have a hellacious view. During the first gulf war, I joined the Marine Corps. In bootcamp, I met a kid who would be my friend. As life went on, decissions were made. Some good. Some bad. I left the corps. He stayed in. We kept in touch. A letter here. A visit there. A couple years ago, we got together in some dive bar he liked. We talked about the good times, the fun times. the bad times, the stupid times and we knew it was the last time but I'll be damned if it wasn't a great time. last year, the day before the first day of kindergarten, I went down south and gave my condolences to his parents, consoled his wife and failed to explain to hi

Pain
WELL I AM SO TIRED OF EVERYONE RUNNING THERE MOUTHS AND I AM VERY HURT BY ALL OF THIS....SO WHAT IF I PUT MY FEELINGS IN MY STATUS, THAT IS DRAMA WHATEVER IT IS FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND I AM A OPEN PERSON AND LET PEOPLE KNOW HOW I FEEL SO SORRY THAT IS ME AND I AM NOT GOING TO CHANGE....I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS ON HERE AND DONT WANT TO LOOSE THEM BECAUSE OF SOMEONES BIG MOUTH CUZ THEY ARE JEALOUS OR DONT LIKE ME....I AM VERY HEART BROKEN RIGHT NOW I MISS A CERTAIN SOMEONE AND I HOPE THAT SOMEONE MISSES ME TOO MAYBE WE CAN FIX THIS I DONT KNOW!!!!!! I AM VENTING AGAIN AND OUT OF MY MIND RIGHT NOW CUZ I MISS MY ONE GOOD FRIEND!!!

Little Old Lady
I got this out of an email it's funny please read and comment much love to all Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 76 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 20 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to touch my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I certainly did not! Defense Attorney: Why

For Mister Jueseppi (h)
The drive north was uneventful as the rain pelted down onto the pavement of the interstate. We had only met a few months back, but we have been inseparable from that first week. I had even got him into bowling, something that he never understood, You mean come on who would want to play with a large ball and knocking down helpless pins? It made as much sense as those people who run around an oval and calling it Track, a sport. The drive north was about 2 hours, and it was quite, except for the classic rock that was blaring on the radio. Not sure how I taking it, kinda hard to see Jueseppi, when he had me bound helpless in the hatchback of your mustang. Arms tied behind my back and the rope running down to secure my ankles. The rope tied tightly against my flesh the heavy hemp cutting into my flesh. My clothes have been ripped open exposing my gorgeous body as Jueseppi's hands mauled over my flesh as you put me into the trunk in KC. Kissing my lips softly Jueseppi felt me quiver under h

The Locker, Unlocked...
Wow... I signed up to fubar quite some time ago, but never really started using it. There is a lot going on here... Hopefully I haven't stepped on too many feet, in the crowded bar, or gawked at things (women) to obviously. A little about me... well like most people, I am not that great about writing an "about me". I mean, I can say things like I am a single father of four kids, aged 23-13. I am single because my ex-wife divorced me in 2000, and now all these years later, I realize I should have divorced her years before she divorced me. We did not have a loving relationship, but my beliefs of marriage were that you married for life, and there was no such thing as divorce. I felt like a failure when I wasn't able to keep the marriage together. Since then I met a woman that I truly love. A woman that taught me what love is, and what was missing in my marriage. We were together over 5 years, and now it's been a year since she decided to "move on". I have dated other women. Dev

We Will Miss Baby Jt
~*~In Loving Memory of~*~ John Thomas Anthony Brewer His life began December 6th 2007 and ended June 22nd 2009. He passed away 12:20 est JT was taken from us way before his time. He was sweet and innocent. He is with the angels now watching over his dad. He is his dads guardian angel.Jt you will be missed even from people who didnt even know you. WE LOVE YOU

About Me
Name:Alea(You shall never know my birth name) Age:Old enough to know better, too young to really give a shit(Does that work for you?) I'm 20. Happy? Things I hate: Arguements, Bad Breath, Attitudes, Bad Personalities, People who honestly believe that they know everything, Prank Callers, Fake Friends, Cheaters, Assholes, and Just Stupid People In General. Things that I love: My Friends, Certian parts of my family, Smoking, and Drinking, Hugs, Music, Poetry, My Cell Phone(sometimes), The Summer&Fall&Winter, Being In Love, and other stuff. You may of read my profile, and think I'm interesting, or you think that you know a lot about me. Truth is that you don't, there are a certian few people that really know me and what I'm all about. But I'm gonna clue you in on me. I'm the kind of girl who will dance in the street, or just be plain goofy if I know your having a hard time with something, I will try my best to make you laugh. Guys have a sterotype of girls, to some of them, us girls

Just Random Thoughts..hmmm
xxx comments? I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, huge boobs, round booty, long legs, big lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting (the spice of life). So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to

Sex Vs. Love
Sex.. Sex is easy, it's just your body if you let it be. It can be with out any strings, it can one time or many times, it's all up to you. Love.. Now love on the other hand is hard. It takes a lot, it takes your mind body and soul. Love has many strings. It also be many times if you let it. Some are looking for love others are not. Some want it so bad they can taste it, other run from it like its a drug. What ever you view is, love is some thing that everyone works at. Now my life runs like this... I live is the darkness, I like it there, it keeps me safe from the love I used to seek. I never have givin up the hope of running into that one that will light up my life and help bring me to the light I once looked for. I have learned to let it find me. Even if that means that i might lose from time to time. And this is one of my random thought I just thought I would share. huggies cherry

Bling Auction
IM HAVING MY FIRST BLING AUCTION ....IT STARTS TODAY JUNE 23RD AT 4 PM FU TIME AND ENDS 4PM FU TIME ON THE 24TH... IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BID ON ANY OF THE 5 BLINGS PLEASE CHECK THE AUCTION FOLDER IN MY PICS ... NO BIDS LEFT HERE WILL BE TAKEN ...AND BLINGS WILL ONLY BE GIVEN TO THE WINNER AFTER I RECEIVE THE FU BUCKS...IF YOU DO NOT TRUST ME DONT BID NO EXCEPTIONS ...THANK YOU TO ALL WHO PARTICIPATE ...BESOZ Y ABRAZOZ

Diaries Of A Jealous Woman
Why I am on fubar... I joined on the day I found out that my boyfriend has been lying to me about why his ex-girlfriend broke up with him.This website was the main reason, him cheating on her with a woman from this website is another, him emotionaly cheating on her with a dozen of other women on this website... one more reason... Things developed from there into the discovery that he is still talking to a few women online (and not in a friendly matter) after he met me and right around the time we were moving in together... Something that shattered my trust in him ofcourse. He had multiple fake accounts pretending to be other people which creeped me out even more and lied about it all... it took me months to find out the entire truth... and I am sure I still know nothing. Despite it all I made the decision to forgive and understand his reasons. Saying it was "hard to let go of it all right away, that is was a habbit.. that he felt like these people were his friends in a way"... Lat

Good Girls Finnish Last...
Men are quick to say that the good guys always finnish last...I beg to differ on that.. I think that the good girls finnish last as well.. Im a good woman.. Loving, caring, funny, and smart...I know imma big girl..come on ive been huge for a long time now..I know im a fat chick.. But i like being me...but try to be me and find somone who's going to look at you with out thinking your a fat cow...well thats something totally different... I mean don't get me wrong i have my fair share of fuck buddies but...I want something real..Something that i can come home to....and all i keep getting is hell and heart ache.. All because someone wants to judge me before they get to know me.. well I hate to tell you guys..Im beautiful no matter what you think.. Weight and all..Im happy with me. im cooky and crazy and love to live life to the fullest. So guess what im gonna do guys... IM NOT GOING TO FINNISH LAST.. I WILL BE LOVED AND LOVE WITH ALL OF MY HEART. IM A GOOD GIRL DAMN IT.. ITS NOT GOING T

Nick's Blog
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Uncle
ok all, so here it is , not sure where to start here, aren't we all looking for the same thing . i dont care if your white, black, orange , tan or what else , arent we all looking for the same thing . cmon admid it . put your big tough wall down and be real . ok i know some dont want to admit it but we are al here for a reason . what is that reason . i've been searching these sites for a while now and realizing . have we all lost that much faith in our fellow human being that we cant disclose alittle about ourselves . why what are we so afraid of . what that someone might get to know what ur really about . gee that would be a terrible thing wouldnt it . cmon everyone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lets face it . we're all here looking for something . every single one of us knows we are here. we are here looking for that one person who might give youre life a violent shove into the exact thing that your longing for . but lets all put on our ga

Bling
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About Fu-owning Me
NOW I KNOW I CAN PUT MY SETTINGS SO CERTAIN PEOPLE CAN'T OWN ME BUT THAT DOESN'T SIT WELL WITH ME WHEN SOME "MAN' BUYS ME OFF OF A WOMAN HERE AND FOR WHAT I HAVE NO FRICKING CLUE BUT FORTUNATELY TWO OTHER WOMEN BOUGHT ME BACK, SO HERE IS THE DEAL FROM NOW ON, ANY WOMAN CAN OWN ME THAT I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH BUT IF SOME GUY BUYS ME ON FU-OWNED, I WILL BLOCK YOU AND/OR DELETE YOU OFF OF MY LIST QUICKER THAN PIG SLOP BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT I'LL OWN A GUY, NOT IN THIS LIFETIME WILL I EVER DO THAT HERE, I AM ONLY INTO WOMEN AND BY GOD, THAT'S HOW IT IS GOING TO BE TIL I AM DEAD, I WILL ONLY TOUCH A WOMAN, THAT'S JUST HOW I AM AND HOW IT'LL BE. MAKES ME SICK THAT A GUY WOULD WANT TO FU-OWN ME LET ALONE TRY ANYTHING FUNNY WITH ME THAT IS JUST NOT ME!

Downrater
HEY EVERYBODY ARMYSISTER24 DOWNRATED A FRIEND OF A FRIEND BECAUSE OF HER SIZE AND THEN HAD THE NERVE TO TELL HER SHE WAS TOO FAT AND SHOULD NOT BE FLAUNTING HERSELF....... TRUST ME SHE IS NO PRIZE AND SHE SHOULD NOT JUDGE OTHERS....LETS SHOW HER WHAT WE THINK OF DOWNRATERS!!!!!!!!! Armysister24@ fubar

A Stand
so i recently found out that being mean is against the rules on this site. however, its also against the rules to get upset when someone you care about is mean to you. does this make sense to you guys? cause it seems to be a bit of a crock to me. if you can claim that you are on here to "bully the bullies" then you, yourself are being a fucking bully. how about we just be ourselves, do our own thing, and have our friends' backs? how about - if you dont like something your friend is saying.. you go to them privately and say it? just a thought.. /end rant

Memories And Friends Missed
I recently tried to catch up with friends from highschool and when i did i found that there aint to many of us that hung together left. Several of them have passed on and it made me think of my life and how lucky i am to have known them. One of my best friends in highschool was found dead in his apartment and the cause is unknown at this time. It is things like this that make you think of life and how short it can be and that you have to live every moment to the fullest extent possible because you will never know when your time will come. That was how i remember him in school he never hesitated to take a chance when it came his way. I just hope he passed peacfully and in no pain. JUST BE SURE TO REMEMBER YOUR FRIENDS AND TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST FOR THAT IS ALL WE HAVE

Doing The Right Thing
Why is it when you try so hard to do the right thing it always get's fucked up? Why is it that nice people are always the first one's to get hurt? Is the world really hurt or be hurt? IS that truly how the world works. Ether keep your mouth shut and take it up the butt or piss everyone around you off? Ether cheat or get cheated? Have we gone so far that we do not care about the people around us? Have we become a world that the people that we love the most are the first one's we hurt? Are we all so dead that we don't care for our brother's and sisters? Can you not belong on a web site with out men ether wanting to see you necked or show you there dicks? Can no one just say hello, how was your day? It's nice to meet you. Why is it that people who really hurt people never have to pay for it. And one's who try really hard but might slip up just a little are nailed to the wall? Why do men think Fat chicks are despret for them to show them crude attention? And why do guys think gal's WANT to

About Me
ok figured it was time to update this since alot of things has changed.... im no longer married, but am engaged to a wonderful man who doesnt play the games my ex husband liked to play. i have 4 kids, 3 boys and 1 girl. right now im not working but will be going to school starting in jan. so once that starts i wont be on as much, though at the same time i might be on more often seeing as i should have my own computer then. im only here to make friends so if your looking for anything more then that please move on. brightest blessings to you.

The One I Can't Help
I watch her come on almost daily, and I see her struggle to look happy. But I can see right thru the facade and it hurts me to see her so down. If only I could do something more than offer words of friendship or advice....but alas, it isn't to be. She lives elsewhere and I'm stuck here. I have known her for a while and have become great friends with her. I ewould love nothing more than to have her be happier in her life. I'm actualy afraid that I may even be falling for her. And I can't let that happen cuz I can't be with her. Life sux.........

Wake Up!
I wish I had time to explain but if you are williing to take the time to educate yourself I feel like I might be able to donate some. Start with googleing ZEITGEIST and watch the remastered (2:02:15) two hour video. It is time well spent I promise... You will be talking about it to everyone!!! If not put your head back up your ass and enjoy the sites!!!

Give Feedback!
So... just trying to get opinions here. This is a rough draft for my band's first song. Title is Prisoner In Silence. The lyrics have been written, but because of my surgery last week we didn't get a chance to do anything with it. But yeah... Please let me know what you think about it and all that jazz. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qUMbg0_6d8

Credo
I believe there is something elseentirely going on but no singleperson can ever know it,so we fall in love.It could also be true that what we useeveryday to open cans was somethingmuch nobler, that we'll never recognize.I believe the woman sleeping beside medoesn't care about what's going onoutside, and her body is warmwith trustwhich is a great beginning.

The Perfect Love
All we had of laughs and tears,We both kept it a secret so no one hears,I thought we could stay together,But I knew these days wouldn't last forever,She first treated me like a friend,But I knew this couldn't be the end,I saw the sun rising upon the shores,Who would stay in while she could be outdoors,We used to have fun under the rain,Such moments were magical that words cannot explain,Till that day when we had our first kiss,That day is in my mind and I'll always miss,The love we shared grew strongly and fast, She was everything to me, my present, future and past,Words cannot describe the beauty of her eyes,She is perfect that she can never tell lies, The happiness of the world is felt in her smile,Describing it would take years and years, not just a while,All the love we felt was real,It was innocent, perfect and pure that no one can feel,Keeping us from each other would be tough,Even the strongest power on earth won't be enough,She was the closest one to my heart,Nothing in the wor

Always A Stick In The Mudd
OK here it is.... My ex-a-hole husband and my lovely daughter decided to look at my profile and come up with their own ideas of what I have in my family only folder.... so for now because I was threatened about going to family court I have to either make them private or delete them for now. I get so mad because fubar is my fun time, wtf. So im sorry family but for now this is something I have to do ugggggggggghhhhhhhhh, fucking men and nosy daughters.

Dear Stalker
Dear Stalker, I appreciate your efforts the last few days, its nice to know I'm wanted. I love and appreciate all the comments especially the camel toe one. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I just have a few questions for you: 1. When will you be threw stalking me and move on to another? 2. When you do leave will I still hold a special place in your heart? 3. Can i get my pink polka dot panties back they kind of have the bra that matches? 4. Will you tell me that you are gone cause I should start locking the windows and doors again? Also Ill stop leaving snacks and drinks in my closet I think our time together is drawing to an end but I wanted to tell you from the bottom of my heart how much you mean to me. How when i turn the corner I will miss you being there in the trench coat and dark sunglasses and that big out of place floppy hat. I promise you our time together will always be something special to me.... I love you Witty Wicked

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The Biker
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.But, you didn't see me, put an extra $100.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by.But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.I saw you, stare at my long hair.But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves.But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had none.I saw you, look in

Oh , How Very True...
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Love Hurts
WHY DOES IT HURT SO BAD...I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE CAN JUST LET YOU GO!!!!! LOVE DOES HURT REALLY BAD I AM SO LOST W/MYSELF RIGHT NOW AND DON'T KNOW WHAT 2 DO...HOW DO YOU GET OVER THE PAIN OR WILL I EVER GET OVER IT I DON'T KNOW I NEVER FELT THIS B4 AND I DON'T WANT TO FEEL THIS WAY AGAIN EVER............

Confused
CONFUSED DAMN IM SO CONUSED IM LOST IN A DAZE EVERYTHINGS ALL A HAZE I COUNT THE DAYS THE DAY THAT YOU LEFT ME NOW IM LOST AND CONFUSED IM TRAPPED IN A TIME WARP I WISH I COULD GO BACK AND ERASE THE TRACK I LOOK BACK AND ILL A SEE IS YOU AND THE MEMORIES OF YOU THEY WILL NEVER FADE BUT THE STARS WILL

Not My Poem But Good
"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred. Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it. Let no man pull you low enough to hate him."

Through The Looking Glass
I am about to leave my home of six years. One quarter of my life. The place is absolutley rich with memories. Climbing on the roof, hot tar, loud music and cold drink. Fifty people in an apartment that seats eight comfortably. Waking up to get to class, with the over 21 wrist bands still on. Friends that became family, girlfriends who became friends. Neighbors who became enemies or partners in disaster. After raising sheer anarchy for the better part of a decade I'm leaving this place. Hopefully with something more than a security deposit. Hell, the security deposit would be nice.

Cowboy's Prayer
Cowboy Prayer Thank you Father for choosin the cowboy life for me Riding the range, mending fences and sleeping under the stars Enjoying all your creations, Father how awesome you are. Some folks spend their days chasing silver and gold, you see And when they finally get it it's easily wasted away Me, I chase horses and cows most all of the day. When the night comes, I'm tired, sore and cold I make myself a fire, eat my vittles, spread out my bedroll. Then I play my harmonica, singing out loudly and bold, Til my good friend, Pumpkin is sound asleep. And as I sink into peaceful and irreversible sleep Please, please do not for me weep, I happily lived my life as a cowboy, the life God chose for me.

A Horse's Prayer
A HORSES PRAYERFeed me, water me and care for me. When my days work is done provide me with shelter, a clean dry bed,and a stall wide enough to lie down in comfort. Talk to me, your voice often means as much to me as the reins. Pet me sometimes, that I may serve you the more gladly and learn to love you.Do not jerk the reins and do not whip me when going up hill.Never strike, beat or kick me when I do not understand what you mean,but give me a chance to understand. Watch me and if I fail to do your bidding, see if something is wrong with my harness or my feet. Examine my teeth when I do not eat. I may have an ulcerated tooth that is very painful.Do not tie my head in unnatural positions,or take away my best defense against flies by cutting off my tail.(I don't take away your mosquito curtains.)Don't smoke in my barn or leave me tied overnight and perhaps burn me to death while you are sleeping in your comfortable bed.And last, my master when my strength is gone,do not turn me out in a

Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen
this movie was fucking awsome much better then the first i'am going to show how much of a nerd i'am by telling who was in the movie soundwave,devastor,megatron,starscream, sideways, ravage, scopinox thats all the bad guys i can rember. prime, mudflap,sideswipe, jetfire. story line was way better if it doesn't pull in more the the last one i will be shocked. i will definately buy this when it comes out.i'll have to pick up a few of the toys when i get the chance.

Another One That Thinks He Is Hot Shit
OK SO THE RETARD RIGHT HERE U NIGHT WANNA WATCH OUR FOR IF U DONT TALK TO HIM HE WILL CALL U A TRAMP WHORE AND SLUT CAUSE HE DONT GET HIS WAY TALKING YOU THEN WHEN TRY TO WRITE HIM BACK AND TELL HIM TO STOP ACTING DUMB HE WILL BLOCK U SO U MIGHT WANNA WATCH UR PROFILES FOR THIS RETARD Eliphas Levi

Faba
HERE IS THE DEAL I NEED RATES AND COMMENTS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WOULD GREATLY APPREICATE ALL MY "FRIENDS" HELP ON THIS ONE!!! THANK YOU TO ALL THAT HELP!!! oxoXO HERE IS THE LINK TO THE PIC JUST CLICK ON IT AND START GOING AT IT :)

Leaving
I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS SITES POLICIES AND RULES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T SPEND AS MUCH MONEY AS OTHERS. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ADULT SITE AND THE PEOPLE WHO ACT IMMATURE GET WHAT THEY WANT BUT WHEN YOU STAND UP TO THEM, THEY GO RUNNING TO MANAGEMENT WHINING ABOUT HOW THEIR FEELINGS GOT HURT. WHEN I LOGGED ON THIS MORNING I SEE MY MUMM GOT DELETED, ALL BECAUSE MR JUESEPPI CAN'T STAND THE TRUTH ABOUT HIMSELF AND MANAGEMENT CAN'T AFFORD TO UPSET SOMEONE WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS MONEY BUT SPEND IT ON HERE. I NEVER MENTIONED ANYONES NAME BUT APPEARENTLY EVERYONE RECOGNIZED WHO I WAS TALKING ABOUT. WELL IF THEY WANT TO CATER TO HIM FINE, THEY ARE NOT GETTING ANOTHER DIME OF MY MONEY. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE EITHER NY E-MAIL ADD, YIM, OR PHONE NUMBER YOU'LL KNOW HOW TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME, FOR THE OTHERS THAT WANT TO STAY IN TOUCH I WILL KEEP ON UNTIL FRIDAY AFTERNOON YOU CAN PM ME A REQUEST AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY INFO. 3 YEARS I HAVE MET SOME WONDERFUL PEOPLE, BUT ALSO SOME IMMATUE JE

Ew. Girl Germs.
Have you ever noticed girls who set their handbags on public toilet floors, then go directly to their dining tables and set it on the table? Happens a lot! It's not always the 'restaurant food' that causes stomach distress. Sometimes 'what you don't know will hurt you'! Read on............. Mom got so upset when guests came in the door and plopped their handbagsdown on the counter where she was cooking or setting up food. She alwayssaid that handbags are really dirty, because of where they have been. It's something just about every woman carries with them. While we may knowwhat's inside our handbags, do you have any idea what's on the outside?Women carry handbags everywhere; from the office to public toilets to thefloor of the car. Most women won't be caught without their handbags, but didyou ever stop to think about where your handbag goes during the day. 'I drive a school bus, so my handbag has been on the floor of the bus alot,' says one woman. 'On! The floor of my car, an

Where Did Our Love Go
Baby, babyBaby don't leave meOoh, please don't leave meAll by myselfI've got this yearning, burningYearning feelin' inside meOoh, deep inside meAnd it hurts so badYou came into my heartSo tenderlyWith a burning loveThat stings like a beeNow that I surrenderSo helplesslyYou now wanna leaveOoh, you wanna leave meOoh, baby, babyWhere did our love go?Ooh, don't you want meDon't you want me no moreOoh, babyBaby, babyWhere did our love goAnd all your promissesOf a love forever moreI've got this yearning, burningYearning feelin' inside meOoh, deep inside meAnd it hurts so badBefore you won my heartYou were a perfect guyBut now that you got meYou wanna leave me behindBaby, baby, ooh babyBaby, baby don't leave meOoh, please don't leave meAll by myselfOoh, baby, babyWhere did our love go?

I Could Never Be More Sorry Then I Am Now
I never have had a way with words but recently I hurt someone I cared about very much. I said things I didn't mean and I upset them, that more then anything hurts and makes me feel like such garbage. I hope that they can find it in my heart to forgive me but I can't apologize enough, I am really truly deeply sorry

Testing
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Is There Such A Thing As Fu Love?
Once upon a time, I was a fu-tycoon. Almost oracle level and owned more than a dozen people. Had millions in the fu-bank to give away. Blinged everyone in sight, could level someone twice in one day, and often did. I know i moved a couple of people over a dozen levels in one or two turns. i was spending almost $1000 a month "loving" my friends. I know there were some who became friends through the process and never expected anything from me. But there were others that I have learned, who are just here for the game. How do I know this? Well, this time around, I came to fu land with one thing in mind......not spending a dime on anything or anyone. I came back for my friends. Nothing more. I just wanted to see who my friends were. So as I did, I began to see my old acquaintances online and reconnect with them. And as I did, I learned that I'm not quite as popular as before, LOL. As a matter of fact, I rarely have anyone even talk to me now. So, I am going to be content w

Idol Crap
so yeah... this is how it all went! lol day one: you stand in line FOREVER!!!!! just to show them you I.D. and get a ticket and a rist band........not much really..... day two: more waiting.....and a lot of group singing.....but that really doesnt matter cuz your not being judged in that at all.... so i really see no point to that.. but what ever...then when you just start to wake up they have you yell "WELCOME TO CHICAGO!!!" like 30 times in 16 dif ways..... again really stupid..... but again, what ever. and then after they are all dont doing that, they have you sit in the seats for like 2 more hours so they can set up. (you would think that they would have all of that dont concitering its a really big show) and then they line you up in groups of 4 so that the prudicers can tell you that they are just not what they are looking for.... but if simon and randy and paula was there i bet i would have gone thu because i have a good voice.. ........so needless to say all they wanted

The Baby Dolls Etiquette
~~THE Baby Dolls Etiquette~~ 1. All "THE Baby Dolls" members/prospects MUST have a verified salute. 2. All " THE Baby Doll Members" must be female. Once we get the group established we will be adding males to the group. Read "THE Baby Dolls Etiquette" and if you agree to the terms, comment in the comment box with "Agree" you will be placed in the voting folder. 3. Mark aka Slut OR "THE Baby Dolls" homepage must be added to your Family or Friends top 7 list. 4. All " THE Baby Doll Members" will be assigned a team leader who we recommend be placed in your top friends for communication purposes, however, this is not a requirement. 5. You must add "Potential Baby Dolls" to your name while awaiting results of the weekly voting. Voting will occur Friday - Sunday. If you are voted in,your name should be changed to " THE Baby Doll Members". You may not be part of any other "All Girl" group. (You will be notified via email if your membership has been approved or not.) 6. All "THE Ba

Ok This Is It......the Time Has Come
Ok the time has come for me to say goobye to fubar. Too much drama here and more than I care for. I am not online anymore anyways and there is no reason to keep my acct here when I dont use it for nothing. For those that know me, you know how to reach me. Good writtens Amy

Make A Big Move
-I have been attending the First Baptist Church of Kenmore for over a decade now. I have had many great memories and even a few saddening ones as well. I have witnessed many great men come to and leave the church. Brother Duff, Brother Tiger, Brother Walker, and my favorite person, of all of the people who have ever came and left, Brother Joe Snow. -In his duration while attending the FBC, he started a teen event titled, "My Church", all of them having a different theme. The My Church that I find most memorable, was the one named, "Finding Your Purpose". His main points that he expressed were; What is your purpose? What are you doing for God? If you don't know your purpose at this moment, are you even trying to figure it out? The next day, after I came home from school, I was sitting around, being lazy, playing video games, and that's when it really hit me. I was remembering Brother Joe's sermon, and I asked myself those questions. And sadly, I couldn't answer a single one. I sto

Betrayal
Ill never forget those words burned deep into my heart,even made me think twice on tearing you apart,I think about you daily as im caught up in this maze,feel lost without your presence blinded by the haze,For the first time in my life I regretted what I did,didnt even get that reaction when that thing happened to that kid,All was buisness without pleasure as I chased you all around,kicked in doors for many years tryna put you in the ground,why couldnt you look away from me or beg me for your life,beg for the lives of your little kid and your darlin wife,instead you just looked up with a smile on your face,I guess you already knew id finally won the race,you had to run away but why not leave the state?,nervously I asked as I thought id taken bait,Dont you remember in another life i once called you friend,Everything I know is here right around the bend,yea I did remember but look at what you did,You think im gonna show pity common dont be stupid,You looked me in the eyes and told me why

The Old Days
hold on for just a minute im gonna be right by your side, disregard these limitations and these boundaries lets just ride, dont you wanna take a chance and satisfy the want to know?, instead of chasin mr right and never tryin to let go, just a night of your time and a memmory dug in deep, the kind that you can smile on just before you go to sleep, im not tryna be that man that can offer you a dream, or say that we will last forever or be the perfect team, Im just real enough to know that limitations are an issue, and emotions runnin deep lead to scars and used up tissue, all I offer is opportunity to be the best of friends,

My Own Apocalypse
My Own Apocalypse Category: Writing and Poetry Ringing in my ears, my worlds a blurHoping for sweet kisses tonightSinging in my head, placing all trust in youDreaming of bubble gum kisses tonightVoices from the past singing my demiseAngelic tears fall from heaven aboveWhat is right I no longer knowHere comes my own ApocalypseTime passes by, forever seems like yesterday One day with a future unclearOne year with many roads to chooseOne life with a milkyway of memoriesFate locked in chains, cursed destinies without hopeDemons set ablaze in the hells belowForget the past and live for todayJust one more day in my own apocalypse Bum me a buck to play my song The jukebox is kicking tonight Eighteen shots way past sober I feel like dancing tonight Breath falling short as I lay in silent slumber Hearts racing faster with every single beat Who cares about tomorrow live for today Let's hear it for my own apocalypse Lonely swirls around pale moon light Bitter sweet darkne

The Beginning
So this my first ever time blogging. not even sure what to write but I think what I'll do is tell you about My experiences in this wacky adult life I have enteed into. More tomarrow on my trip to ST. Louis for a weekend photo trip with my photographer

Wtf
never done a blog doing it here cause most of my real life people are not here and things may get to where they dont need to go a good friend well brother got married on the 20th on june my gf has been real clingy in the 5 weeks of planning said wedding talking of us getting married and kids i still dont really want either we have an open relationship we swing togrther too but lately i want to go fuck something other than her just ram this poor woman get out frustrations of the nice and cuddly gf since she is being all cuddly i dont know how to tell her i want to have a play weekend we have the open relation ship but she still gets jellious that im going to leve her witch i dont want to do i love her i just dont want marrage or kids when we started this relationship she said she would never get married again but she REALLY wants kids being uneployed and the house we want to sell being foreclosed on cause fucken nicor shut power off in dec cause they claimed they did not know where

Confusion
my wife is driving me crazy! she has gotten into an emotional relationship with a guy here on fubar, and i've been trying to remain calm and talk to her as an adult. but she has issues expressing how she feels, keeping things that bother her to herself. i have talked to her about going to counciling but she seem hesitant. i love her to pieces, and i want her to be happy. but she doesn't make it easy for me not to just give up. she supposedly has some feeling for this guy but they haven't met in person so she is not sure how she exactly feels about him and she wants me to wait untill she mets him when he comes down in august. not to mention that this guy has been married for the last 23 years. plus this guy stood beside his wife while she fought breast cancer. given the fact that he lives in canada, i just can't do what i really want to do , and take my frustration and anger out on him.

Dear God Avenge Sevenfold
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold Dear God A lonely road, crossed another cold state line Miles away from those I love purpose hard to find While I recall all the words you spoke to me Can't help but wish that I was there Back where I'd love to be, oh yeah Dear God the only thing I ask of you is to hold her when I'm not around, when I'm much too far away We all need that person who can be true to you But I left her when I found her And now I wish I'd stayed â€™Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired I'm missing you again oh no Once again There's nothing here for me on this barren road There's no one here while the city sleeps and all the shops are closed Can't help but think of the times I've had with you Pictures and some memories will have to help me through, oh yeah Dear God the only thing I ask of you is to hold her when I'm not around, when I'm much too far away We all need that person who can be true to you [ Avenged Sevenfold Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ] I lef

This Is How I Feel This Song Fits Me
Swept me away But now I'm lost in the dark Set me on fire But now I'm left with a spark Alone, you got beyond the haze and I'm lost inside the maze I guess I'm all alone in love I look into your eyes You turn the other way And now I realize It's all a game you play I hold you in the night And wake to find you gone You're running out of sight It's so hard holding on All alone in love Chorus You haunt me in your dreams I'm calling out your name I watch you fade away Your love is not the same I've figured out your style To quickly drift apart You held me for a while Planned it from the start All alone in love Sitting in the dark without you How am I supposed to make it Through the night Slowly fall apart without you Cry away the hours Till the morning light

Health Problems...
Ok, for those of you who were wondering why I suddenly disappeared a few days after getting back from the hospital, surprise! I had another seizure and had to go BACK. After even more tests and poking (literally. Ever have a lumbar puncture?), we finally figured out that it was a reaction between two of my meds that caused the problem. Of course, then I had to be weaned off of one of the meds, under constant monitoring in the hospital, of course. Sigh. So, I'm back. Still a little shaky, and about to start another round of doctor's visits in order to find out what to replace the old meds with, but back, nevertheless. Sorry to anyone who was worried.

Meh?!?!?!?
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't. Don't turn your back, you just opened it! Keep reading. If you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend, or just a person you love, re-post this.!!! Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out...you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED! Somehow..Someway.. Repost with title: Do you love someone enough to do this.

Shiny Metal Salutes
i am doing a new kind of salute that i am calling Shiny Metal Salute. it is done by taking your pic and using my photo editor's metal effects on it and then adding your screen name .below are some examples of ones that i have already done for people .if you want one ,send me a shout or message with the link to the pic you want me to use and when i am finished with it i will leave it as a profile comment on your page :D

Mi Relato Contigo
Te animas y nos ponemos de acuerdo y nos vemos en el estacionamiento del super......ahi te subes al coche y nos dirigimos a un lugar intimo, entrando ahi estas nerviosa por la exitacion que genera el realizar la fantasia de los dos tener una aventura sin compromisos y sobre todo para disfrutar de nuestros cuerpos que es nuestro deseo al conocernos en passion........creo que por eso nos metimos no crees?........ al entrar al cuarto te llego por detras juntandome a tus gluteos con mi pene para que sientas cuando esta creciendo momento a momento y te acaricio con mis manos por tu contorno de tu cuerpo hasta llegar tus lindos pechos acariciandote con mis manos sobandolos y apretandolos delicadamente y empieso a besarte por atras de tu cuello hasta llegar a tus orejas besarte e ir bajando una mano por tu estomago hasta llegar a tu vientre sobre tus trusas sobarte con mi mano tu rajita mientras te voy dejando sin tu blusa, ir besandote por tu hombro mientras te voy bajando tu fa

Fubar Magazine
Hi, We are putting together the very first issue of Fubar Magazine and I wanted to know if you wanted to be included. Our first issue will cover the hottest members, the hottest crews, lounges, blogs, stashes and anything else we find worthy. I am inviting my friends the first opportunity to pimp themselves out. So jump on this chance! Let me know if you are intersted. It will include a link to your profile, any pic you like and a few words about you. There will be a NSFW section that you can choose to be a part of or not aswell. Let me know asap. If you do not contact me we will not include you no matter how high you rank on Fubar no matter what! Cheers, Ink'd aka Vlad

Comets Vomits.speak Your Mind, Mind Your Speak
Now why in the hell was humpty on this friggen wall firstly? Horribly off balance anatomically by nature, who the fuck put his largeness upon such a place. And then he falls. Now did he live? Die? Bounce? I am pondering a run for the US Senate so I can procure a large earmark to study this perplexing anomily. I will ask for a cool billion. Not far from the narcicists we vote in anyway....now is it?

Farrah, The Ever Lasting Angle
Farrah Fawcett, whose stunning looks and blinding smile made her a pop icon of the 1970s, has died. She was 62. Her spokesman, Paul Bloch, says Fawcett died Thursday morning in a Santa Monica hospital. Her 2½-year battle with cancer was depicted in the TV documentary “Farrah’s Story.” TMZ.com is reporting that the actress' longtime companion, Ryan O'Neal, and Fawcett's friend, Alana Stewart, were with her at the time of her death. She burst on the scene in 1976 as one-third of the crime-fighting trio in TV’s “Charlie’s Angels.” A poster of her in a clingy swimsuit sold in the millions. She left the show after one season but had a flop on the big screen with “Somebody Killed Her Husband.” She turned to more serious roles in the 1980s and 1990s, winning praise playing an abused wife in “The Burning Bed."

Cherry Bomb Or Auto 11 Auction
My auction is not about money its gonna be a fair auction not just who has the most money .... just leave me a msg on what you bid for the bling the auction was posted in a bully so it will expire on the 28th..its not who bids the most it what interests me the most

Kate A Dear Friend
Just letting everyone who knew Kate, she passed away this morning. I recieved word from her daughter. Cancer had spread throughout her body and she was just getting ready to start some meds that were going to be very hard on her. Kate i loved you dearly , you were a great friend to me and I'm so gonna miss you, I will miss your laugh and your cries, your rants and jokes. You will never be forgotten by me and i'm so glad i got the times to talk with you thank you and may god rest your soul you are finally at peace and no more struggling

Just Don't Get It
Ok this is what I do not understand, You try and make friends over this site and ask if they would like to talk to you sometime on the phone and they always say well I like to text. Ok do tell me why even have yahoo if you only text from a phone? And why have a phone if you never are going to talk on the damn thing? A phone is ment for talking on not just texting, whats the point in having one if that is all you do? Or you call them and they never answer the phone or they ask who is this and you tell them then you get the answer how did you get my number? Now come on people are you seriously that stupid and don't remember giving it out to the person and whats the point in giving out the number if never going to answer the damn phone to start with? Thats another thing why have a phone if your not going to answer it anyways? I think the best thing I love is when they tell you oh I don't have a phone so we can't be friends or can't get to know them, Ok you don't have a phone but yet you h

R.i.p. Farrah....charlie's Ultimate Angel
Farrah Fawcett, Charlie's ultimate Angel, dies at 62The actor Farrah Fawcett has lost her battle with cancer Thursday 25 June 2009 18.17 BSTFarrah Fawcett, the bronzed, blue-eyed poster girl of 1970s America, died today at the age of 62. The former Charlie's Angels star had been battling cancer since an initial diagnosis back in 2006."She's gone," her longtime partner, Ryan O'Neal said in a statement. "She now belongs to the ages." Fawcett died at St John's health centre in Santa Monica, California. O'Neal and her friend Alana Stewart were reportedly at her bedside.Fawcett burst into the public eye as a fully-fledged celebrity courtesy of her 1973 marriage to Lee Majors, star of the top-rated TV series The Six-Million Dollar Man. Despite being born in Texas, she found herself embraced as the emblem of a wholesome, suntanned California lifestyle. A poster featuring her grinning over her shoulder in a one-piece red bathing suit sold a record 12m copies. "I was famous before I even had

Other
Not my story - but I laughed SOO hard while reading it. Enjoy! Customer came up with a few general staples--glue sticks, tape, a crochet hook, etc. She'd also eaten a Twix bar while she was in the store that she hadn't paid for yet. Generally we stop people and tell them that they need to pay for the candy before they eat it (HUGE annoyance of mine), but she waved me off and told me to mind my own business as she walked away. I ring her purchases up, then reach my hand out to take the Twix wrapper. She hands it to me, I scan, total her purchase. She looks in her purse and pulls out money, counts it, and stops about two dollars short of what the purchase is. She looks at me, then at the money in her hands. Candy Lady: I only have $8. Me: That's all right, I can put something back for you. CL: I don't want to put anything back. I need all of this. Me: Well, if you don't have enough money-- CL: Here, take off the candy bar. Me: I can't do that. You already ate it. CL: So what?

Tanning Pics!
So if you live anywhere on the East Coast you know that since June hit we have been stuck under a HELL of a jet stream! It has brought nothing but rain and BLAHHH weather to the Northeast sea board for the past 3 weeks :( we as of Father's day it BORKE!!! BUT with Monday being my daughter's graduation and subsequent party, Tuesday being my day to catch up on work from taking Monday off, and yesterday being just another mondane Wednsday I haven't been able to truly enjoy the incresingly warmer and sunnier days the way I wanted :(. SOOO... Today I played hookie!!!! And have enjoied myself 100%!!! I decided I would spend my morning wakeboarding at my families lake, which as always prooved to be a TON of fun! Then I came home this afternoon to relax and do some SERIOUS tanning!!!! Enwhich lies the point of this blog. I am for the most part a very flirty female BUT with the position I currently hold and future goals I have for myself the pictures I am posting athough by all intents and purp

Don't You Just Hate....
I hate going to profiles that the color scheme is so weird that you can't read what the hell they have on their profile... I suppose it is better than the crazy shit that comes out on myspace (I don't have by the way). Tell me what sets you off???

Glorious Day.....
Today started out pretty good... My son graduated from grades 6 today and I look at him and I think to myself I did a great job. I have raised him on my own for a long time and i paid for everything by myself and today i see what kind of kid he is and what kind of job I have done.. Hes good in sports a bit of a smart ass (surprise surprise) and a popular kid. SO all those 2cnd jobs and holding out on getting things i needed paid off.. I worked hard and still do to provide for my son. To give him every opportunity all the other kids in a normal family environment have. I'm patting myself on the back today. My kid turned out great.... I realize as I'm writing this that I know allot of other single mothers and fathers as well who do everything I do. as much as we do we don't get that much recognition so I want to tell you all that when you look at your children and know that you raised them to the best of your ability ... pat yourself on the back . Cause as hard as the hard times are

Help Me Plez
CAN SOMEONE PLEZ GIMMIE SOME BLING {FU DICE} I WILL GIVE FUBUX, I LIKE THE FAM BLING TOO, LOL, ALSO, I NEED HELP LEVELING AND ONE MORE THING, I NEED HELP IN MY LOUNGE, I NEED ALL STAFF. BREEZS NIGHT CLUB, TY

Read Once A Day
GOT THIS FROM A CLOSE FRIEND This is something we should all read at least once a week! Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of Cleveland, Ohio. To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more: 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK t

Farrah Fawcett A True Angel
AFTER SEEING YOUR BEAUTY DISPLAYED UPON THE NEWS AND SEEING THE PAIN YOU SUFFERED FROM CANCER'S ABUSE WE PRAYED FOR YOU ALL THROUGH THE DAY AND NIGHT KNOWING YOUR HEART, YOU FOUGHT A VALIANT FIGHT BUT NO MATTER WHAT WE DID OR WHAT WE SAID YOUR PAGES WERE BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN AND SWEETLY READ AS YOU LAID DOWN AND BREATHED YOUR LAST BREATHE JUST THINK NOW YOUR ARE BEYOND PAIN AND DEATH THE ANGELS CAME DOWN TO YOU AND TOOK YOU AWAY AS ENTERED HEAVEN WHILE MUSIC OF LOVE QUIETLY PLAYED YOU AND THE ANGELS DANCED AND PLAYED IN THE AIR BECAUSE THOSE YOU LEFT BEHIND LOVED THE WAY YOU SHARED YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL IN THE END JUST LIKE FROM THE START NOW MAY YOU REST IN PEACE AND GUARD OVER OUR HEARTS ALOHA FARRAH, TELL MY BROTHER I LOVE HIM, MISS HIM, AND I'LL SEE HIM SOON, MAHALO.

Deaths
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Pop giant Michael Jackson, who took to the stage as a child star and went on to set the world dancing to the thumping rhythms of his music for decades, died Thursday, TMZ website reported. He was 50. "We've just learned Michael Jackson has died," TMZ said. "Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back," the entertainment site said. There was no official confirmation of the reported death and spokespersons for Jackson could not be reached for comment. Earlier, the Los Angeles Times said that the singer had been rushed to a Los Angeles-area hospital by fire department paramedics who found him not breathing when they arrived at the singer's home. The newspaper said paramedics performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation at the scene before taking him to the UCLA Medical Center hospital. Jackson had been due to start a

'charlie's Angel' Farrah Fawcett Dies At 62
'Charlie's Angel' Farrah Fawcett dies at 62LOS ANGELES – Farrah Fawcett, the "Charlie's Angels" star whose feathered blond hair and dazzling smile made her one of the biggest sex symbols of the 1970s, died Thursday after battling cancer. She was 62.The pop icon, who in the 1980s set aside the fantasy girl image to tackle serious roles, died shortly before 9:30 a.m. in a Santa Monica hospital, spokesman Paul Bloch said.Ryan O'Neal, the longtime companion who had reunited with Fawcett as she fought anal cancer, was at her side, along with close friend Alana Stewart, Bloch said."After a long and brave battle with cancer, our beloved Farrah has passed away," O'Neal said. "Although this is an extremely difficult time for her family and friends, we take comfort in the beautiful times that we shared with Farrah over the years and the knowledge that her life brought joy to so many people around the world."Said Stewart: "There are no words to express the deep sense of loss that I feel. Fo

Why
Why is it that when u finally break down n trust some one....they crush u n make you remember all over again why you dont trust any one..... Or they make you feel so special like no other,, just to find out there are many others who think n feel the same way as you ...by and about the other person......

The Sex Game
If We Had Sex....(Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out).1. Would you be in control?2. Would you whisper in my ear?3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?4. Would you say my name?5. Would you go down on me?6. Would you let me give you a hickie?7. How many rounds would we go?8. What would you wanna do afterwards?9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?10. Would you lick and bite me all over?11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?12. Would you want me to take my time?13. Would you want me to go fast or slow?14. Where would you wanna "do it"?15. Would you be loud or quiet?16. Would you mind if i licked you?17. Would you do it today?18. Would you do it tomorrow?19. Would you call me in the morning?

Speaking Ill Of The Dead
6-25-09 7:21 PM EST. I just read a comment by a friend that she was threatened to be silenced in a lounge if she spoke of Michael Jackson's questionable history with children. Reason cited was "you're not to speak ill of the dead." The last time I checked this was the friggin internet. There's quite a difference in being outwardly rude and trying to have an intellegent conversation, which this lounge owner is incapable of doing. To the lounge owner who threatened to ban the person trying to speak: Get the fuck over yourself. You may have liked Michael Jackson & his music but he was in question about his conduct or the rest of the world wouldn't have ask. Old Red

Players Of Woman
TO ALL THE GIRLS ON HERE,THERE IS A PREDATOR ON HERE CALLED MCL DJ JOE: HE LIKES TO HAVE GIRLS TAKE CARE OF HIM AND SMOOTH TALKS THEM INTO THINKING THEY ARE SPECIAL,BUT HE CARES NOTHING FOR THEM.HE ONLY CARES FOR WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR HIM OR SUPPLY FOR HIM,WHEN HE IS DONE WITH YOU,HE WILL DROP YOU LIKE TRASH AND MOVE ON TO SOME ONE ELSE.SO BE CAREFUL WITH THIS GUY OK HE IS BAD NEWS TO ANY GIRL ON HERE,TY.

Michael Jackson
Look you Motherfuckers that want to make jokes about Michael! Go right ahead! The shit will come back on you. Go on! Until you walk a mile in his shoes, don't say a GodDamn thing. Look at all the good he did for the world! When you get that great people want to bring you down. Well take your best shot! Ain't happening!

Twinkle
"In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong, 2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U... Miss U" 7:11 PM 6/4 past is waste paper, present is news paper , future is question paper n life is answer paper. so do good in your answer paper , enjoy life how hard it may seems,though u have thousand reason to cry, show to the world that u have million reason to smile.

Something To Talk About
So I went to BK to eat with my kids and they have a playland! Well how funny do you think it was when I had to climb in this thing to get my kids because they did not want to come down! SOOO EMBARRESSED~ So that's my story for the day!

What's Your Poison?
..all things are lawful for me, but I will not be mastered by anything! 1 Corinthians 6:12 I have done just about everything and have been clean and sober for nine years. What are you a slave to or are you free?

Micheal Jackson.
Today everyone lost a great man Micheal Jackson. Alot of people thought he was a child perve and dug into anything and everything he did to prove that he was nothin but trouble it was to the point that he could not even hide no where it was never realy proved that he did anything with those kids yrs ago, and the 1 kid that took the witness stand againgst him the parents only wanted money and they proved the kid was lieing too. Micheal had to grow up fast because his father wanted him to be a star but also to make money for them also half of the time the kids didn't want to act and or sing that is all proved in the 6 hour documentry about him and the whole family. Micheal died today at 50 and the bad thing is most of the time the poor guy was going threw hell because the media and people in general would not leave him alone always after him for something a typical person would of tried to killed them selves yrs ago and or tried to disapear if they could for all that poor man and hi

Sinn
Ok, let me start out by saying that this blog is more for my own benefit, and not directed in any way at any one individual.It has been brought to my attention that I am FAT! All I can say is "THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR POINTING THAT OUT TO ME!" When I woke up this morning, I really thought I was skinny, I truly did. Someone on the fu, felt the need to let me know this fact, and I appreciate it very much.Ok, seriously, did this ass, truly believe I did not know this already? FFS, how stupid are some people these days?I have also recently been informed that I am some sort of poser, since I am trying to portray myself as someone else through my default picture. I have never tried to be someone other than myself. I have pics of my true self in my photos, and any time someone asked if that was me in my default, I always answered truthfully with a no. That pic was one that I found, that in all honesty, depicts how I feel on the inside. The despair, the remorse, the pain, yep, I suppose

Sexy Scene One
We start off in a small bar having a couple of drinks and we are totally being obvious about our flirting. I have a nice pair of jeans on with a black sports jacket on and you have a short black dress on that shows off your nice ass and it's low-cut to show off your cleavage. You are teasing me by backing up into my lap and rubbing your ass against my cock. You take my hand and slide it up underneath the backside of your skirt and I feel you have a tiny thong on that feels lacy and feels like it has little tassels hanging off of it. You excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and while your gone this hot guy comes up to me and starts talking to me telling me how good you look especially how you're flirting with me. He says its totally obvious what your doing and he says its the hottest thing he has seen in along while. You come back and ask me who my new friend is and I introduce him to you. We can all tell that there is a major attraction going on between all of us. He suggests that we

What I Think!
BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a BITCH. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a BITCH. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a BITCH. Being a BITCH means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a BITCH. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am ! and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to defuse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a BITCH, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to

Searching For Friends.
I am seeking friends, and then later on Maybe something more. I am looking for people who like to have fun. I would like to be friends with Gals and Guys. Later on I would like to have a relationship with a Guy. Feel free to contact me . Gayle

Michael Jackson Tragedy
If Michael Jackson was guilty of anything, it was regression. The denied childhood, and twisted events in his upbringing lead to him being a good hearted boy in a mans body. When he had children over, it wasn't malicious. The thoughts in our head and the media manipulation put that hat on him. And his childlike disposition left him little room for self defense. His last years as a result were hell, and they took him out. I do not find Michael Jackson guilty of the rotten things that go on in societies head. And I now can say he is at peace.

Z Lounge
This is my 1st blog n I'm fairly new to fubar, anyway... if ur a person lookin for a kick a*s time, cool people(as in staff n members), awesome tunes, good lookin men n women, AND FU'S FINEST N HOTTEST CAM GIRLS - go to the "Z Lounge", u won't b disappointed

Uncondital Love!
We've heard songs about it, seen it in the movies, heard it talked about on Oprah by relationship experts, and read about it in thousands of self help books. But, what is unconditional love? We all want to feel loved. We think about it, hope for it, fantasize about it, go to great lengths to achieve it, and feel that our lives are incomplete without it. The lack of unconditional love is the cause of most of our anger and confusion. It is no exaggeration to say that our emotional need for unconditional love is just as great as our physical need for air and food. It is especially unfortunate, then, that most of us have no idea what unconditional love really is, and we prove our ignorance with our horrifying divorce rate, the incidence of alcohol and drug addiction in our country, the violence in our schools, and our overflowing jails. Our misconceptions of unconditional love began in early childhood, where we saw that when we did all the right things—when we were clean, quiet,

I Luv Men
I love men, you are God’s greatest gift to women with your broad shoulders to catch our tears with your masculine planes that mold so perfectly with our feminine curves men, you are marvelous creatures friends, lovers, advisors, protectors, clowns your logical rationality perfectly balancing my often emotional femininity I love men, especially those close to my heart!!

I Am Who I Am-take Me As I Am Or Step Off
no matter how much love i have to give no matter how golden my heart may be.it never seems to be enough to find true love or have true love find me.maybe i'm to old fashioned and i don't do things the way people do today or tr stupid or lame pick up lines.i'd wrather stay who i am than to change for love.sorry thats just me..maybe women want baddass's i am not one....nore will i ever be......sorry i am who i am nothing more or nothing less Rodnet Aka Rgino

Last Day
well its finally happenin we are leavin cailpornia..im havin all kind of feelin im fellin happy excited nervous sad ...i was born and raise in cailpornia and im finally leavin wooot... im happy to be leavin bc i hate this state its to high to live here and the laws are just dumb.. im sad bc im leave the one person who is my bestfriend and good friend and like my mom to me... im excited and nervous bc im meetin my boyfriend..he is such a awesome guy he is a sweetheart and he is full of love and im so happy inlove with him he is such a wouderful person and i cant wait to see him.. so i guess my feelin are normal.. this is goin to be a freash start and new life and new state and i couldnt be happyer to start..i know im a dork and im not try to be love slappy here just my feelin and to let yall know im leavein lol thanks for readin peace out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smooooochesssssss

Mahan
Alrighty, we know most of you are easy-going and like to have a good time but let's go a little beyond that! You've got 10 seconds to make an impression. A photo will open the door but how and what you write can make or break the deal. Unlike bars and parties where you have think on your feet, you now have the opportunity to carefully craft your portrait in the best possible light. So take a moment to write an amazing greeting here. Remember: you are selling a product : you.

It Was Hottt!!
“I dreamed of you last night” He said..... He caused such visions in my head Was it a rendezvous on the beach or a torrid tango on satin sheets? Did we dance in silver moonlight? Was it a quickie or did it last all night? Did we couple in golden candle glow? What did we do in that dream? I just had to know Did he take me like a lion across his big cherry desk? Did he unbutton my silk blouse or tear off my red dress? Did my lacey confections soon surrender to his hands did I make him more than happy to be a strong, virile man? Did he slip off sheer stockings and kiss each painted toe? What was his erotic dream? I was dying to know Did he kiss me so deep it made me breathless and hot? Did he rip off my panties Did the earth shake or not? Did we indulge our fantasies? from the a's to the z's Did we finally do it ALL? Were my legs wrapped around him as he pushed me against the wall? Did he burn me alive until I gave him all I’ve got? All he told me was “I dreamed o

Real Friends Read
ok for all of you that are mourning Micheal Jackson you are supporting Child Molestation i dont care if he was the best Pop Singer ever he was nothing more than a Child Molester why he never went to jail is because he had the money to pay them off and no they did not lie just so they could get his money he raped those kids why would there only be two cases if people were out to get his money huh i am sick of people saying RIP King of Pop and uploading pics in memory of him just call him what he is.......A Gay Child Molesting Peice of crap.

Karma!!
New agers and mystics call it "Karma," ole time religion calls it the "Law Of Sowing And Reaping". I call it a mean ole bitch who is beyond my understanding. Karma is suppose to equal all the inequities, right the wrongs, repay all deeds whether good or evil, give back a harvest of what was sown. And what I'd like to know is how come all those evil people who sow such injustice and pain seem to reap better things than the ones they've heaped their evil on. I just don't get it. I can't think of reasons why things that happen to me and others I know that simply cannot be direct result of something bad we've done to others. I don't really know if there are other lives but sometimes I think, in view of the way things go in this one, if I did have other lives I must have been a real bitch to somebody!!! Anyway, we just keep on living til we die. I do remember two instances when someone made my life miserable, within less than six months their first born child died a horrible death. Did such

Poker Run Auction
I am currently in an auction and need your help. My #2 Family is holding a Poker Run Auction. Bids start at 500K and the auction runs from June 25th thru July 2nd. Come show me some mad love. Any questions SB me. Thanks, Babyblues

To All The Girls I Loved Before
I want to thank all the woman that I have come to know and love on Fubar... You are my pack, my loved ones... There is something to be said about a bunch of woman who will do anything for each other and stick together.. I love you all! Note; Seamus is included in the group.. don't ask how but he is.... Thank you for all your help going for spotlight and leveling me.. Note most of you don't know that I have a "do" list and your names are all on it.. Wicked ps: if you would like ot be added to said list just comment below.... woman only need to apply

Michael Jackson
You know, I just need to vent a little bit. I am so sick of these people coming out and saying cruel things about Michael Jackson like "one less pedophile" or calling him a "rapist". Say what you want to say about the man, he was found not guilty on all charges and I sincerely believe the accuser's family were after money and that was the motivation. I truly believe because of his eccentric ways and the way he looked, made people quick to judge him as a child molester. Is he strange? Yes. Eccentric? Yes. Maybe a bit weird? Yes. Do these things make him a child molester, no. I am choosing to remember Michael Jackson as the artist he was. His songs were brilliant and the world has lost an enormous part of it's musical DNA (to steal a line from John Mayer via Twitter). He was talented, creative and he did love children and chose to live in a childlike world. I don't see anything wrong with that. He was the first artist I can remember listening to when I was old enough to real

People Who Irritate
so... i really can't stand people who can dish the insults but can't take them. an asshole wants to call me fat, but gets pissed, calls me a bitch, and threatens to hit me when i call him on the fact that he's not that great looking himself and is obviously a loser since he has absolutely no friends on fubar but is considered a "bar-fly". ha ha ha apparently he's not as great as he thinks he is... if you want to see the asshole search for thephoenix located in lambertville, mi

Das Bunker
COME ON IN AND SEE ME AT DAS BUNKER TONIGHT WHAT IS NORMALLY $5 ENTRY TONIGHT IS $10 GUEST DJ'S SICK ASS PPL SICK ASS MUSIC THATLL BLOW UR FUCKING MIND AND OF COURSE ME! ^^ AND BOOZE I RECCOMEND AMF'S LOL SO COME SEE ME ILL BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU AND STEAL UR SOUL! IM ON THE PROWL FOR SOME HOTTIES

Fu
The more bs I get on this site the more I start to wonder why I am even on here anymore. Thanks to some ppl I cant even make new friends. If youve known me since I have been apart of fubar then you know what I am talking about. (2 years) I am upset and hurt to have found out that people that say they are my friends are talking crap behind my back and it makes it hard to trust anyone. So if you have any info on the bs that I am talking about please come forward and send me a message. No names will be spoke of, I just really need the truth.Thank you. I need the truth not the lies.

Cleaning Up& Out, Prioritizing, Getting My Life Back Together
Reason, Season and Lifetime People always come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do. .. When someone is in your life for a REASON, It is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, or to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or even spiritually. They may seem like a godsend to you, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they just walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on. ... When people c

Boyfriend Application
Click the button below to open up a message to me, then copy and paste the application, answer the questions, and send! Basics:name:e-mail : AIM : MSN : yahoo! : birthday [mm.dd.yy]:location: physical: height: weight: build: eye color: hair color: tattoos/piercings: website/picture URL: smartie pants:how much school have you finished? and what year did you graduate? do you think you're smart? what are your future plans? are you a moron or are you somewhat grounded?habits: (smoking, drinking, drugs, etc)discribe yourself in 5 words:whats your clothing style? where do you like to shop?what music do you like?do you dance? hows your kissing skills? miscellaneous: are you a felon? any pets? any weird talents? are you really really emotional? what are the most important things in your life? relationships: what do you look for in chicks? have you been or are you 'whipped'? (no, i don't mean break out the

Stupid Ass Mummers
Can someone decipher this for me? Read bottom to top. Who is this wanker? Spark Sexy: tuly i wish i was block ->Spark Sexy: whatever dude....you need to clarify and stop calling people assholes in their shoutbox.....you don't know me Spark Sexy: the reason why i ask that is menny use it as a sex thing ok now as far as for me walking with it there little or no info as for sex with it there a who lot of info i trying to get to so i can understand it more ->Spark Sexy: you were talking about using it for sex or something....if i remember correctly Spark Sexy: 1th of all i use it on my leg to help me walk 2th who youo think you are to say that shit ->Spark Sexy: that was like yesterday dude....what's your beef Spark Sexy: the mum about eletro stimlatrion ->Spark Sexy: what the hell are you talking about? i just logged in Spark Sexy: i saw what you wote on my mum youo fucking ass hole who you think you are ->Spark Sexy: huh? Spark Sexy: who the helll do you think you are

1st Fublog....
It's like watching the hands of a clock...just waiting...waiting for forever to begin. It's that point where you know you're on the verge of starting what will ultimately define you, but you just haven't found it yet. You start to look in the strangest of places. Can I find my path in people...places...work...my interests? By and large I think that there is a destiny for everyone. We never really completely understand why certain things happen or why they happen to us, but there is a reason. When someone dies do you weep for them and ask why? Do you celebrate their life? Or do you send yourself into a massive depression? Or all 3? If a doctor called and gave you news you didn't want would you take it in stride and continue to live your life or would you think that your world had ended and see no value in staying around to deal with the reality of it? I believe the mind is intensely stronger than anyone can imagine. Which is why some people can work in the EMS, the burn uni

Cool Stuff
Ike Drink RecipesFor the tea totallers this is great humor. For the real enthusiasts, this is pertinent to your survival:FEEDER BAND2 oz. Midori2 oz. rum1 scoop vanilla ice creamAfter your home loses power, combine Midori and rum in a cocktail glass. Add a scoop of the vanilla ice cream that is melting in your freezer. Stir, and drink through a straw.============================================================MANDATORY EVACUATION1 1/2 oz. Absolute Ruby Red vodka1/2 oz. vermouthClamatoPrune juiceCombine vodka and vermouth in cocktail glass. Fill remainder of glass with equal parts Clamato and prune juice. Stir. Drink. Ask next-door neighbor whose ficus tree blew over and crashed onto your roof -- even though you'd warned him for months to uproot it -- if you can use his bathroom. Repeat.============================================================CATEGORY 51/2 oz. vodka1/2 oz. tequila1/2 oz. rum1/2 oz. bourbon1/2 oz. ginSweet-and-sour mixSplash of fruit juiceCombine vodka, tequila, rum,

New Account Eve Sugar Butt Monroe
This is for all my friends on my old account Eve Sugar Butt Monroe. Long story short I was having some issues with that profile. Here is my new one if you want to add. Thanks All

What Went Wrong?
I've been on this site since December 2006 and things don't seem right anymore. We used to have fun without the drama and childish games that go on here now. You didn't beg for points, gifts, bling, Fubucks and what not. You couldn't buy your way to the top, you had to earn it. It took work and friends not money and empty promises. I don't visit very often because it took me over two years to reach level 22. Now I see people reach it in a few weeks. I've made some friends here and hate the thought of loosing them but at this rate it just might happen. I plan on taking a break to think about what to do. If any one has an idea how to enjoy this site as it is let me know. If you read this please leave a comment. If you do at least I'll know some one read this. Thanks, Eddy

"talk About It"
Who ever said "talk about it", seriously who listens or cares, who even answers their phone, or returns messages. They say in psychiatry and psycology, talking about issues is the best way to heal. In regards to children, A parent is overbearing and causes undo stress and emotion on that child by trying to communicate. It accelarates issues, making more drama and pressure where there is already plenty. But what is one to do about the constant worries, racing thoughts..."What can I do?" "How can I fix this?" Yet lack of talking results in an unrelentless imploding feeling when left with no outlet. So hold back or speak? The tears and fears and worries They fill and fill, to what reservoir are they to be released in a "proper" manner? WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PUT THESE FEELINGS AND THOUGHTS? When CAN you talk, Where..... Please leave comments, thoughts and ideas, I need help.

Sweet Angel
I awoke one day to find an angel Crying pretty tears. I asked this creature of such beauty From whence had come her fears. Someone had said her pretty wings Weren't quite white enough. I looked, and saw wings of light, With not a wrinkle or fluff. I said, "Oh, you amazing Creature sent from heaven, Your wings are bright enough for me To think that I'm in heaven." If you don't mind my saying Just how much I feel, And how much beauty I see in you - A beauty that is real, You are that angel, bathed in light, That fills my heart with love, And only Satan in his hate could Tamper with such a dove. Do not listen to those who cause Your angelic tears to fall. They don't know beauty when they see it They don't know you at all. You're so beautiful to me As your heart shines true, No one can convince me life's Not made for such as you. People may want to destroy A temple with stained glass, But I want to treasure and preserve The pearl, that it may last. You are a treasure of more value

Omg!!!!
I dream of him on the darkest of nights, He comes to me surrounded by an aluminous light. My body he knows how to please, All of my worries only he can release. I know not his face, But my fingers can always trace, The outline of his soul Through his captivating voice. Though we have never met, Only he can make my soul tremble, And my body this wet. You have always been the faceless Person in my dreams. Continuously ligering, And pulling me at the seams. I can always feel your presence, But tonight I welcome you into my essence. Come to me quickly, Before I explode. For the dawn we both shall loathe. I want to feel our first passionate kiss, All of my heart I am willing to risk. Just to have you deep inside me. I want to feel your powerful thrusts, For this moment has been my constant lust. Feeling our bodies in numerous positions, Ride me harder make my heart and soul listen, To the knowledge that my body already knows, You heighten my passion And ma

Time,happiness,me
After giving much thought about this,and giving the most part of my adult life trying to make others happy.I'm done with it. Its time to get my own life back on track and do whats important for me.In the past I have always put others in front of myself,and when I do this it never fails but I'm the one that gets screwed. So do I change my ways and beliefs? I've always tried to see the good in people,and their are many good people out there.But most the people I have tried to see the good in them,all they do is take,take,take,and never once say thanks or try to give back to me or anyone for that matter. So the answer is yes.I am going to have to change my ways and beliefs.But I'm not sure if I can.But will have to force myself just so I can protect myself.They always say change is hard.But as this world changes so do we,whether its good or not. I'm sure I will get some mouthy comments on this,and people will say stop your whinning and such.But after starting over several times,some p

Childs Poem
While you were sleeping,I sat by your bed.I watched youas you smiled through your dreams. I traced your perfect shell ear,Touched every curlOn your little head. I tried to sleepBut the sound of your breathingDrew me back to your room. I couldn't resistThe magic which tuggedAt my heartstringsAnd brought me to your side. I settled on the floorOnce again.Back against the wall,Holding your tiny hand in mine. While you were sleepingI fell in love with you all over again.

The Best Song Ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuZqSsnEGzU This band is one of the best of its time. Kudos to Tom Cochrane. He is still an amazing musician and his concert with John Mellencamp was indescribable. Anyone else who likes his music message me

Thoughts
A simple thought of you and I'm gone again,Just thinking about your sweet face.Wishing I could touch your body,While giving you kisses all over the place. I'd caress your back,As you stare into my eyes.The thought of you here next to me,Puts my body in a rise. Your hands all over my skin,While your tongue traces my lips.The feeling begins to intensify,As you move just past my hips. I imagine you inside of me,And I let out a slight moan.The thought of you making love to me,Begins to set the tone. Slower in the beginning,I want to feel your every thrust.Your kissing my neck now,As you touch me on my bust. I run my fingers through your hair,As you breathe into my ear.I bite down on my lower lip,Just wishing you were here. You pick up the pace now,And I begin to lose control.I imagine your face looking down at me,As the ecstasy takes its toll. You rub my face with your hands,And softly kiss me on my cheek.You can tell just by my smile,How much the thought of you makes me weak. I ta

Good Advice
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * * Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.* * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.* * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.* * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.* * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.* * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.* * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.* * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.* * You cannot unsay a cruel word.* * Every path has a few puddles.* * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty..* * The best sermons are lived, not preached. * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.* * Don't judge folks by their relatives.* * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.* {Wisdom has 2 parts - having a lot to say, and then not saying it} * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a

Lets Get Baking
I recently decided with everything going on in my life that I needed a change. I need to restress alittle and one thing that makes me happy is my love for cooking. I so very much wanted to be a baker and now the chance to start doing a little here and there has come up. Starting next week I will be baking my ass off so if any of you live anywhere near me and would like to try some treats feel free to ask and i'll be more than happy to assist you. I'm so freaking excited. Maybe now i'll stop losing my hair and my fiance and I can finally work things out before I kick his butt to the curb!

Say What???
IT was just to much for my profile page....I liek to keep things like that clean and simple :) TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - Name: JeniBirthday: are you kiddign me....April 21, 1980Birthplace: Beale Airforce Base, CaliforniaLocation: Central Valley, Ca....soon to be back on the east coast...I move entirelyt too much...I know Brandi I need to pick one caost....lol.Eye Color: Blue/Green....piss me off and they get a yellow tint on top of the other colors. Hair Color: *deep breathe* Really really really really really dark brown :DHeight: 5'7" I AM NOT VERTICALY CHALLENGED!! I am tall enough to poke you in the eye :DRight Handed or Left Handed: Righty tightyYour Heritage: My father is Puertarican and Scotish my Mother is Cajun....yeppers she is.....yeah i have a HIGH alcohal tolerance :DThe Shoes You Wore Today: Cleats and flip flops....baseball cleats....lolYour Weakness: CHEESECAKE hands down....LMAOYour Fears: Clowns, Spiders, Midgets (any one under 4'11") Your Perfect Pizza: The Bran

Time For Poetry
Rip off my clothesI'll rip off yoursDon't be gentleI want it roughI want to you have animalistic sex with meForce me on my kneesmake me say pleaseDon't be gentleI want it roughI want you to have animalistic sex with meI have been a naughty girlI want you to punish mePut me over your knees and Spank meThrow me on the bedPin my handsPin my kneesDon't be gentleMake it roughI want you to have animalistic sex with meRam your dick in meMake me screamI want you to slam into meI want you to fuck meDon't be gentleMake it roughI want you to have animalistic sex with meTurn me on all foursand Please, Please slam into mePull my hair and pull it hardPound into my pussy, make it rawDon't be gentleI want it roughI want you to have animalistic sex with meWork my body, make me sweatFuck me so good so I will never forgetYou got my bodyIt all yoursDon't be gentleI want it roughI want to you to have HotSweatyWildFreakyAll day, all nightDon't stopHardRoughScrachingBitingHair pullingAnimalistic sex with me.

Giving The Goodbar Away...
My mother told me to be good at current things in life, so I made a list of those thing. 1. By trying to a Good Person. 2. I off the hook when it comes to cooking. 3. Dancing, a lady loves a man that knows how to move. 4. I love being a DJ. 5. Fucking, thanks dad for blessing the family stone. But the point of the matter is that when two friends ( male and female) to know their role and place when it comes to sex. I told her how things need to be, but she got all Nutty after I gave her 3hrs of Mr. Good-Bar. Know she thinks that we are on that other level shit. And the thing is, that I'm moving at the end of the summer. She is a cool ass chick, but this isn't some K. West Love Lockdown.. So ladies if you got that cool dude in your life and you take it to the next level don't make the shit all weird. Unless he likes that weird stuff. But with joking aside I am a man the loves being relationships, but right after I got out of one, it is a little too soon for all that noise. And ye

A Soldiers Word
A Soldiers Word... Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the soul to God I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, While young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Iraq". Use your signs and have your fun, Then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, Then I'm supposed to die for you? There is one thing that you should know; And that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love for all this hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, Then I heard them say, "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, To let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, To keep the freedom you live by. By his dying, your life he buys, But who gives a fuck if a Soldier dies!

7 Common Reasons Relationships Fail
Failed relationships are one of the biggest causes of stress and unhappiness in life. Working on successful relationships, whether they are with our children, parents, friends or partners, is one of the most important life skills we can learn. If we cannot maintain lasting relationships, we will always struggle to be happy Jealousy It is ironic that we can easily become jealous of our closest friends. Jealousy often occurs when there is a feeling of separation and competition. We need to learn to be happy at the success of others; it only when we can feel a sense of oneness with others achievements that jealousy will remain far away.Also, we need to trust our partner - a suspicious mind is very poisonous. It is better to be trusting rather always suspecting infidelity or disloyalty. Others will be rightly discomforted if we mistrust them. If our partner lets us down, it is not our fault. But, if we suspect, because of our own insecurity, we are bound to create serious problems in

Emotional Baggage
Its 6 a.m and how alone you've been Raging clock tells you its life's chance again Life's chance to break you and leave you alone Life's chance to push you away from your throne This seat you consume through solitude and shouts The perch that you reign more strongly through doubts Constantly a victim to the daily grind There's no slowing down when trapped in your mind Constant tremors splashed with the past Riddled with memories of joys that don't last Their faces they fade like erosion on shore No matter who's there you'll always need more A lovers sweet lips or their warmest embrace Might never awaken your smiling face For what burns in you is darker than hate Sadder than sorrow and crueler than fate A familiar stench of loneliness creeps out of the abyss Will the shadows consume you or shall you resist Fight back with all you may be holding inside Please show me your goodness for I have nothing to hide I am emotionally burned and physically scared But wont you come in must you ma